A group ot AlPer can tourt>ts were:. bei'l,.., £;.1 dcd throLg'l an anc•cr t (.astle in Et.rope. ··1 h1 r" ce, they were to d, · IS 601) }Cars old. Not 1 scone II' t h.!~ been touched, nothing Jlttred, nut'Jmg rc -.uced in II t'lcse ycars Well," said one:. wom.m drtly, they must r v( the. same landlord I have."
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It is too bad that the chap who writes the bank's ads isn't the one who makes the loans .
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We hope that "Smiles" will brighten your stay at the Hospital But most of all, we hope that you get well real fast-
·I hear you •1ad an .1r~ unem with yc.t.r w1•e How d1d tt fina l} c 1d t.p? ' Oh, sl.e ~arne era\\ ,in~ to mc on her hands and I<necs.'· Is t 1at so! Wh~t <1ic• she. sa\, .. 'She ~a J, Co!T'e on OL t fr J;n under L·'C lxc nd fi...,ht
Cordially,
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PORTLAND SAVINGS BANK
* * * Did you ever thmk about the poor elevator operators? They never get to hear the end of a story
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W tter pie " put the:. rest of My Stt.Ik tn a b~g tor rry do6-and some bre;.d tn, too, m cQse he wanrs to male a sandwich."
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It's too bad that people who really how to run the country are busy driving cabs, cutting ha1r, and tending bar
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* * * Lots of people have a chip on their shoulders their head.
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"Hadn't you better telephone your folks and tell them where you are before they put a missing person report out on you?"
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A tr,urut h,;zd ;ust arrived 1>; autr,mr,bth tn G,;z/t{r,mt.z. A native ,;zrked htm ahout t/,e condstwn of the ro,;zd . "Well," rep/sed the toun .t, "thzs g11y l.i11cG!n latd out a r,nat htghway. B11t that l·renchman, De FG 11r uar no roadb11itd£r 1"
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a rportr <ar fhc ojjtctal ,,biECted, saying, "::Jir, commr,n dccetzq cJnd my ba<te se11se r,f bonur wo11ld net cr per mtt me tr; aa,pt a gt/t !tkt tbat." Th£ co11tractor satd, "/ <(11ttr- undL r land Suppo" u" d'J tin, l II rellyou tbe .pvrtr <ar fur 10." 1 he ojfusal thougbt a mr.,mozt. "J,, that car,, I'll take tuo"
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