All Thine: A Disparaged Gift -Cl. George Patton

All Thine: A Disparaged Gift O Blessed Mother, Virgin the Fairest, God’s beloved Son Jesus thou bearest. Thou alone, O Mother God’s favour found, Thy hallowed womb earth’s loving saviour crowned. Where do I a sojourner refuge seek?

Alone am forever brittle and weak. To the world I’ll go, nay alone won’t dare, Shattered I’ll be before long is the fare. ALL THINE, gifts great have I none to give thee, To Thy Dear Child lead, on my knees I plea. Sweet and soothing, Thy name I’ll ever call, And in Thy tender arms I’ll never fall. On that Splendid Day when Jesus draws near, With Thee, Thy Son, I’ll behold without fear. Cl. George Patton

Litany of Our Lady Word Find

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A teacher told the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing seriously except one Bantu. He wrote: “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”. Judge: Don’t you have shame? It’s the fourth time you are coming to court. Verdict to judge: Oh! Then what about you? you are coming daily, don’t you have shame? What is the biggest bus? Syllabus A gate which we cannot enter? Colgate The dangerous city in the world? Electricity The table which grows? Vegetable The room which we cannot enter in? Mushroom The table which has no legs? Timetable What has teeth but no mouth? Comb What kind of ears an engine has? Engineers The biggest ant? Elephant What is the science of shopping? Biology (buy-ology) What makes nets but never fish? Spider The miss that carries the Gospel across the Globe? Missionary What goes up and never comes down? Age To whom does everyone remove his hat? Barber The miss that always does the wrong things? Mistakes The miss that brings trouble and disappointment? Misfortune The miss that is disobedient? Misbehaviour Name an insect that comes from an alphabet? B (bee) Never planted, still it grows, what’s it? Hair How many legs are there on a table?None, they are all under it.