Hello, my name is Domas and I am. I like to be very much. Actually, I don’t even know what I like more:to be or very much. Maybe both. Yeah, let’s say both. Paragraph above is all lies! The truth is I am from Lithuania and now very much in New York.
I like to: 1. Do jokes 2. Do pictures. 3. _____________(other)
In the next pages you will finda few of my jokes, dialogues and drawings.No.I changed my mind, you will find my drawings, few shorts,dialogue and a closing drawing.
You can proceed to next page.
Thank you for proceeding. My cartoon:
Here is my very much chat with waiter in cafe:
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Mam, may I ask you a question? Sure. All waiters in this place are three times younger than you. Do you feel OK? Do I feel OK where? Here in this job. What job? You work here, right? Where? In this restaurant. What’s wrong in restrooms? Not in restrooms in restaurant? What restaurant? Vick's restaurant at a truck stop 595. Yeah, I remember I worked here when I was teenager. But you are working here now! No I am not. Yes you are. Young man, who do you think you are? You just served me pancakes and coffee. So? So, it means you work here. No I am not. I just found this on the table you looked hungry. But I ordered this before. You must be kidding. I can't be working in this hole. OK, doesn't matter. Can you read me this text? I can't. Why? I need glasses. Put on your glasses. Show me the text. Who wrote this? I did. Why can't you read it yourself. I can't read. I can write, but I can't read. Really? So you have no idea what you are writing about and I have no idea what I am doing here. Please read it. It's poem about love nothing important. We need to get out of here. We can be a great team. Read me a poem. Please. We have no time. There’s danger! What danger? Listen, stop this nonsense. Do you like punk rock? Erm, yes? Deal. I’m gonna pick you up at six. But you don't know where I live. You don't know where I live either. No I don't need to know that. You need to know where I’m gonna pick you up. At six, OK?
Here’s some of my shorts:
1. What is Russian kickstarter? It's when you kick starter after hearing his idea.
2. Why there’s so many religious people who are against contraception? If you ban contraception lots of young people will start praying more often. Especially after weekends.
3. Whenever working online I get this question: We want to make sure that you're human please enter these symbols. Often I can't recognize symbols. Then I start panicing and asking myself: - Who am I? Am I not a human?
4. I was at a bar and a beautiful girl looked at me. I looked at her. She looked at me. I decided to offer her a drink. After I came closer I was knocked out by her beauty. Later waiter told that her beauty's name was Peter. That night they celebrated their wedding anniversary.
Here is my very very much chat with guy in elevator:
- Where are you from? - From Lithuania. - Are you good at football? - No, we are good at Golf. - Really? - Yes our men are very good at WV Golf II. Where are you from? - Argentina. - I 've heard about you. You are good at this, erm, how it's called? - We’re very good in hit song "Don't cry for me Argentina. - In 1996 you had this good player Madonna. - Yea it was one of the greatest seasons. I think I’ve heard Don't Cry Arrgentina playing in Golf II. - It was a friendly match. What do you in America? - I came here 23 years ago and started working in different projects. - What kind of projects? - Lots of: putting boxes into trucks, cutting grass, finally started doing projects here. I’m letting people in the house, sometimes I call to administration. Loads of projects here. - What did you do in Argentina? - I studied law. I have Ph.D. But I always wanted to do projects. So that’s why I’m here. America is still the best country to make your dreams come true!
Together wi Plane wit th my imaginary f riend h I wish yo big shoes u a good day!
This is the end my friend. If you reached this page I want to say: - Thank you very much. Hope you've noticed that shorts were in between dialogues. Why? I have no idea.
P.s. You can email me -> aciukadrasote@gmail.com