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Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Roxanne Kehr
I personally would love to find Patrick Stewart in my living room.
The Quiet Riot
What Evolution Forgot
Emily Raczelowski
Wesley Payette
Your mom's face is a Christmas tree. Drive safe every triangle.
Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Room 500
Page 3 | The Drawing Board Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale
Merry Christmas. May your days be merry and bright.
The Man With a Hat on His Finger
Sheepology 101
Harold Beardington
JR
Dear College, the stress of my life seems to have affected my basic math skills.
Page 4 | The Drawing Board Little Pieces
Freshman Friendship Struggles
Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Allison Wolfer
Whit
Looks like it's handmade gifts this year!
The Houghton Tour
Raisa Dibble
Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Misadventures of the Myriad
Page 5 | The Drawing Board The Gadflies
Admit it, you wanted Gadfly for Christmas. We all missed him.
Apples and Axes
Dray
And on Christmas Day, we have ANOTHER Christmas dinner. Yeah, that's right, be jealous.
Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer
Trip
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Issue 159: December 12, 2013
Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do
Eli Wallace
Decorating it does not erase the fact that you have murdered a vital source of carbon absorption and will release that carbon into the New Year by bonfire.
Dead Serious
Eli Knapp
Due to yet another round of budget cuts, Santa turned to kangaroos. This eliminated the need for a sleigh, reduced drag, and got him back to Mrs. Claus before daybreak.
Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Sad Boss Comics
Winken, Inkin’ and Nod
GUEST STRIP
Page 7 | The Drawing Board Luke Doty
Jared & Joshua Winkens
GUEST
Page 8 | The Drawing Board Evan Didn't Feel Like Drawing Comics About His Life This Week.
Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Evan Yeong
The dangers of regifting . . . and playing God.
With Apologies to the Mature
Leah Doty
Editor’s Panel Conif-hers and decidu-dudes, Whether you are bewailing or wassailing the fresh dump of powdered ice upon your habitat, you can certainly thank your lucky pine trees you are not literally made of crystallized water. The story is different for our friend The Snowman, titular character of Raymond Briggs’ children’s book and (more famously) star of today’s front-page masterpiece (crafted by the eminent Emily Marie Morrow), and also (spoiler alert) the soggy mass of snowflesh you see to the right of this word-box. This is the last issue of The Drawing Board for the Fall 2013 semester. It’s been a wild ride, and we are as grateful for your support as a hat is for a finger to perch on. Best wishes for the stressful times ahead, and sayonara to the stressful times whose faces we tread upon day by day. Cheerfully, Leah
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor