The Drawing Board, issue 159

Page 2 | The Drawing Board Semantics

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Roxanne Kehr

I personally would love to find Patrick Stewart in my living room.

The Quiet Riot

What Evolution Forgot

Emily Raczelowski

Wesley Payette

Your mom's face is a Christmas tree. Drive safe every triangle.

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Room 500

Page 3 | The Drawing Board Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale

Merry Christmas. May your days be merry and bright.

The Man With a Hat on His Finger

Sheepology 101

Harold Beardington

JR

Dear College, the stress of my life seems to have affected my basic math skills.

Page 4 | The Drawing Board Little Pieces

Freshman Friendship Struggles

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Allison Wolfer

Whit

Looks like it's handmade gifts this year!

The Houghton Tour

Raisa Dibble

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Misadventures of the Myriad

Page 5 | The Drawing Board The Gadflies

Admit it, you wanted Gadfly for Christmas. We all missed him.

Apples and Axes

Dray

And on Christmas Day, we have ANOTHER Christmas dinner. Yeah, that's right, be jealous.

Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer

Trip

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Issue 159: December 12, 2013

Animals Doing Things That Humans Are Usually The Ones To Do

Eli Wallace

Decorating it does not erase the fact that you have murdered a vital source of carbon absorption and will release that carbon into the New Year by bonfire.

Dead Serious

Eli Knapp

Due to yet another round of budget cuts, Santa turned to kangaroos.

This eliminated the need for a sleigh, reduced drag, and got him back to Mrs. Claus before daybreak.

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Sad Boss Comics

Winken, Inkin’ and Nod

GUEST STRIP

Page 7 | The Drawing Board Luke Doty

Jared & Joshua Winkens

GUEST

Page 8 | The Drawing Board Evan Didn't Feel Like Drawing Comics About His Life This Week.

Issue 159: December 12, 2013 Evan Yeong

The dangers of regifting . . . and playing God.

With Apologies to the Mature

Leah Doty

Editor’s Panel Conif-hers and decidu-dudes, Whether you are bewailing or wassailing the fresh dump of powdered ice upon your habitat, you can certainly thank your lucky pine trees you are not literally made of crystallized water. The story is different for our friend The Snowman, titular character of Raymond Briggs’ children’s book and (more famously) star of today’s front-page masterpiece (crafted by the eminent Emily Marie Morrow), and also (spoiler alert) the soggy mass of snowflesh you see to the right of this word-box.

This is the last issue of The Drawing Board for the Fall 2013 semester.

It’s been a wild ride, and we are as grateful for your support as a hat is for a finger to perch on.

Best wishes for the stressful times ahead, and sayonara to the stressful times whose faces we tread upon day by day.

Cheerfully, Leah

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor