Semantics
Roxanne Kehr
“you and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals...�
The Big Bad World
Gordon Brown
To all couples who snuggle in the Campus Center: everyone hates you.
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Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale
Stupid 3 to 1 ratio...
Conspiticy Theory
Medi & Kali
I pretty much have the memory span of a goldfish when I get nervous.
Issue 164: February 13, 2014 cough
The Man With a Hat on His Finger
Non-descript
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Harold Beardington
Katie Parry
Never trust a romantic with a scalpel.
Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer
Trip
“To be continued...?”
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Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Izzy Higdon
What does happen to all those dissected specimens?
Misadventures of the Myriad
The Gadflies
“You'll never know unless you try.”
I Can Whine All The Time
Anonymiffed
Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Little Pieces
Page 5 | The Drawing Board Allison Wolfer
“I mean, I do love the snow--uh oh, did I just fall in love?”
Sad Boss Comics
One of the Guys
Luke Doty
Carli Anderson
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Issue 164: February 13, 2014
Double-You Double-You Jay Dee
Evan Yeong
Mark 12:31
With Apologies to the Mature
Leah Doty
“Can we dance now?” “YOU'RE NOT READY, we haven't even covered syncopation.”
Anthropophrenzy
Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale
Eat your heart out, Bon Jovi.
Editor’s Panel Hello, you utter stunner of a person! Did you get a haircut, or am I just making weak conversation? You did? Thank goodness! Well, this box of chocolates is for you, except by “chocolates” I mean “comics” and by “box” I mean “stapled series of dead tree slices” and by “of” I do actually mean “of.” Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovely soul you. I must say, it is difficult to retrieve my eyes from the abyss of yours, and I can’t get enough of your fiery lips, and the way your hair tousles just so around your demon horns, it sets my heart ablaze. In fact--forgive me if this is too forward--may I immortalize your visible essence in pictoral form? A caricature, if you will. Please, if you would be my subject, meet me this afternoon. In the Campus Center. From 3 to 6. Other flatterers will be present to engage your likeness on paper. The Counseling Office calls it the Stress Fair, but I like to think of it as our personal little tête-à-tête. Smarmily, Leah
Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor