The Drawing Board, issue 164

Semantics

Roxanne Kehr

“you and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals...�

The Big Bad World

Gordon Brown

To all couples who snuggle in the Campus Center: everyone hates you.

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Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale

Stupid 3 to 1 ratio...

Conspiticy Theory

Medi & Kali

I pretty much have the memory span of a goldfish when I get nervous.

Issue 164: February 13, 2014 cough

The Man With a Hat on His Finger

Non-descript

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Harold Beardington

Katie Parry

Never trust a romantic with a scalpel.

Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer

Trip

“To be continued...?”

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Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Izzy Higdon

What does happen to all those dissected specimens?

Misadventures of the Myriad

The Gadflies

“You'll never know unless you try.”

I Can Whine All The Time

Anonymiffed

Issue 164: February 13, 2014 Little Pieces

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“I mean, I do love the snow--uh oh, did I just fall in love?”

Sad Boss Comics

One of the Guys

Luke Doty

Carli Anderson

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Issue 164: February 13, 2014

Double-You Double-You Jay Dee

Evan Yeong

Mark 12:31

With Apologies to the Mature

Leah Doty

“Can we dance now?” “YOU'RE NOT READY, we haven't even covered syncopation.”

Anthropophrenzy

Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale

Eat your heart out, Bon Jovi.

Editor’s Panel Hello, you utter stunner of a person!

Did you get a haircut, or am I just making weak conversation? You did? Thank goodness! Well, this box of chocolates is for you, except by “chocolates” I mean “comics” and by “box” I mean “stapled series of dead tree slices” and by “of” I do actually mean “of.” Happy Valentine’s Day, you lovely soul you.

I must say, it is difficult to retrieve my eyes from the abyss of yours, and I can’t get enough of your fiery lips, and the way your hair tousles just so around your demon horns, it sets my heart ablaze. In fact--forgive me if this is too forward--may I immortalize your visible essence in pictoral form? A caricature, if you will. Please, if you would be my subject, meet me this afternoon. In the Campus Center. From 3 to 6. Other flatterers will be present to engage your likeness on paper. The Counseling Office calls it the Stress Fair, but I like to think of it as our personal little tête-à-tête.

Smarmily, Leah

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor