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6XQ ǧ SP /D]\ 3RLQW ǧ Located on Gardiner’s Bay, this stunning 4 br, 4.5 bth home is situated on 5.7 pvt waterfront acres surrounded with mature plantings. This brand new 4,700 sq. ft. beach Cottage with post and beam construction boasts a htd pool, pool pavillion, extensive mahogany decking, and approximately 200’ of pvt beach. Moor your boat, too. Excl. #49935. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ Çœ SP *DQVHWW /DQH ǧ Almost new post modern 4 br, 3 bth with attached gar. Flower garden and lush lawn envelop the pool. Far south, quite close to guarded ocean beach. Also for rent $125,000. Excl. #59501. Dir: Montauk Hwy east, right on Hedges Lane, left on Melissa Way, right on Gansett Ln, house on left. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP 0DLGVWRQH 'ULYH ǧ Meticulously cared for home nestled south of the highway in the Dunes. 3 large brs and 2 well appointed bths (plus an ofďŹ ce/loft). Htd pool and poolhouse. Beautiful landscaping and irrigation have made this a veritable oasis. A short distance from one of the most beautiful beaches. #62614 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 0DLGVWRQH 'ULYH ǧ Newly listed! Lovely Dunes contemporary on a spacious, corner landscaped lot. This bright and sunny stress free beach house offers 3 brs, 2 full bths, plus 20x40 in-ground htd pool, one block to ocean access. #65120 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ DP SP 6XUI 'ULYH ǧ Rare opportunity to own the ideal beach house in the dunes. One of a select few properties in this area with a pool. On a lush .23 of an acre corner lot across the street from the beach. 3 brs, 3 bths with a ďŹ nished basement, expansive screened porch and decking around the pool. Expansion possibilities! #65458. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP 6FULPVKDZ /DQH ǧ Open and bright contemporary features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a full basement. There is plenty of room for expansion and rests on 1.3 prime acres. #62175 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

BRIDGEHAMPTON

6DW ǧ SP 6XUIVLGH ǧ Panoramic views of the ocean from this 4 br, 3 bth home, situated on a large 1.3-acre parcel, with 125 ft. of ocean frontage. Expansion potential. #58842 $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ DP SP 6KDG\ 3DWK ǧ Traditional gem featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fpl. 1 acre of lush landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820 Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

EAST HAMPTON

6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 7KUHH 0LOH +DUERU 5G ǧ 2-story Cottage with 3 brs, 3 bths and fpl. The 2nd oor offers views of the harbor and extensive decking overlooks your own pvt beach. Room for pool. Excl. #65716 Dir: Montauk Hwy into Village of East Hampton, left on North Main St, bear left onto Three Mile Harbor. #279 across from Woodbine. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ Çœ SP 3DOPD 7HUUDFH ǧ Minutes to Village and train, 5 br, 3.5 bth Trad. recently renovated. It features a pvt master suite and entertainment room, as well as a sprawling front porch, pvt yard, and htd gunite pool. Excl. #59438. Dir: Newtown Ln, Turn right onto Cooper Ln, Right onto Palma Terr. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6D ǧ Çœ SP 6RXWK 3RQG /DQH ǧ Waterfront home with dock, on .69 acre. 6 brs, 3.5 bths, 2 LRs with coffered ceilings and walls, each with a large woodburning fpl. A new, large eat-in kit. with incredible views, and a formal DR with beautiful views of the harbor. Balconies off the master br and 1 guest room, a wraparound porch on the harbor side of the house. Facing preserve. Excl. #55046. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd, turn left onto Springybanks, right onto Oyster Shore Rd, Right onto South Pond Ln #10. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP 1RUIRON 'ULYH ǧ Newly-built Mediterranean-inspired luxury vacation home of almost 4,000 sq.ft. 4 brs and 5 bths, a prof. kit. with granite countertops, radiant heat oors, 3 ďŹ replaces and 20 ft cathedral ceilings grace the interior. Outside professional landscaping surrounds a htd gunite pool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, barbecue and outdoor fpl and separate pool house with bsmnt. Excl. #62692 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ SP .LQJV 3RLQW 5RDG ǧ Totally renovated. Immaculate 2 story contemporary is on Hog Creek which opens to Gardiners Bay. Close to the beach. Owner used only top quality materials and construction. A total of 3 brs the master bed room has wall to wall closets, fpl and full bth. The 3rd br has access to the spa room. The 2nd level includes a large great room with oak oors, fpl, dining and a new kit. #64451. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP +HGJHURZ /DQH ǧ Sprawling Contemporary home tucked away on cul-de-sac just a few minutes to the heart of the Village. 2 story living room with ďŹ replace, open kitchen, 4 bedrooms (each with own bath) and library. Separate wing with own entrance with music room, media room, ofďŹ ce and additional bedroom and bath. Heated pool sits among .75 acres of lush green lawns and colorful landscaping. Exclusive #64932 Dir: Osborne Lane in East Hampton Village, right onto Cedar Street, left onto Hedgerow Lane #11. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ SP ,VVDFV 3DWK ǧ On the Amaganset border this turn-key and pristinely reďŹ ned home sits on a cul-de-sac close to Indian Wells, East Hampton Beaches. 3/4 br home has a convenient den off of the open living area, fpl, spacious well equipt and chic kit. that has french doors leading out to the patio and a well landscaped pool area complete with brick patio and pergola. Must see to be in by Memorial Day! #64798. Dir: East on Town Lane, left on Abraham’s Path, left on Talkhouse Walk, right on Issac’s Path. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP +XQWWLQJ $YH ǧ 4 br, 2.5 bths with additional attached, 4 room legal ofďŹ ce with bth on 1.70 pristinely landscaped lawn with inground free-form htd pool. Close to shopping and entertainment! Excl. #62793. Dir: Newtown Lane to Osborne Lane, Right onto Huntting Ave.- Around the bend on the right. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP +DUERU %OYG ǧ Spacious Colonial. Come see this New Construction! A 3,200 sq.ft. home featuring 4 brs, 2.5 bths with lots of living space. All this in a great central location. #58346. Dir: 27 East to Springs Fpl Road follow road for 2 miles and make a left on to Harbor Boulevard. House will be on your right. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP (O\ %URRN 5G ǧ 3 brs, including an exceptional master suite with huge bath and major walk closet that is the size of some rooms that is a 2 year old extension. There are 2 guest rooms, plus a den that could well be the fourth bedroom. The great room has a high ceiling fpl and is open and bright, overlooking the htd pool, which is set in extensive decking. The updated kitchen is only 2 years old and opens to a dining area with two walls of windows for the perfect view of the private backyard. 2-car garage that is wired for electric and plumbed, so it could be used as an artist’s studio. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP +DUERU %RXOHYDUG ǧ New Construction. 3 br, 2.5 bth home with gracious wraparound porch on .51 of an acre with room for a pool. A unique opportunity. #53086. Dir: 27 east to Springs Fpl Road drive about 2 miles road is on your left. Turn on to Harbor Boulevard. House is on your right. $PDJDQVHWW 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP 3HWHUV 3DWK ǧ Beautiful 4 br, 3 bth home with bonus room is located in the community of Hampton Waters offering beach and boating for homeowners only. This stately Traditional sits up high and is reached via your circular driveway. The home is warm and inviting, with a large en suite master on the 1st oor. Each room on the main level has doors to the extensive deck, htd pool, pool pergola, and beautiful lawn area. When there is a need to be indoors, enjoy either of the 2 fpls or the fully ďŹ n. bsmnt, in addition to a wonderful open kit., dining, and living area. Also for rent $23,000 August, 2008. Excl. #61918. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd to left on Springy Banks Rd to right on Oyster Shores Rd to left on Peters Path, house on left. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 9DQ 6FR\V 3DWK :HVW ǧ 3 br, 2 bth, contemporized barn with sunďŹ lled rooms and vaulted ceilings. The dining area and living room with ďŹ replace open to an expansive deck and pool. Relax in the privacy of a second oor master suite and provide equal comfort in the 2 guest brs. Situated on 1.4 acres in the Northwest. Convenient to village. Extra rooms. Excl. #42980 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 7KUHH 0LOH +DUERU ǧ 4 brs and 2 bths with great harbor views. Stylishly renovated, multi-level home has renovated kit., comfortable sunken LR with fpl, central air conditioning, and pool. Ideal for entertaining, this house is a perfect summer getaway not far from the Village of East Hampton. Excl. #55695 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ Çœ SP /DQGIDOO &LUFOH ǧ 0' /' . -XO\ DQG $XJXVW . Entering through the circular entry hall (with powder room), the high ceiling, exposed beam LR will delight you with its eclectic collection of furniture and art. Provençal-style DR, abutting the prof. laid out gourmet kit.. The main oor also includes a guest room with full bth. Upstairs, there are 2 inviting brs, including the cozy master with an adjoining bth and builtin sauna. Built-in sun deck, gunite pool. Lush gardens. A screened-in porch offers outdoor daytime shade as well as dining from the builtin outdoor grill. Also includes a guest cottage with bth. House rental includes rights to the pvt Landfall Circle community beach. Dir: Steven Hands Pth to Hands Creek Rd, turn left on Alewive Brook Rd. Turn right on Cedar Point Rd, bear right to Bearing E. Rd, than turn left on North Pass Rd, ďŹ nally turn left on Landfall Circle. #64302. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

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EAST QUOGUE

6XQ ǧ SP 0DOOR\ 'ULYH ǧ Within the community of Southampton Pines; this 2007 newly constructed showcase 5,200 sq.ft. including a 3-car gar. Including 4 brs, 3.5 bths, opulent master bth, custom kit. formal living & DRs with 6ft. high paneling, 3 fplces, radiant r heat in 4,000 sq.ft. bsmnt, gar. and all bths. Huge 1,000 sq.ft. stone patio with covered porch leading to a roman entry 40 ft. pool. Only 90 minutes to Manhattan and close to all restaurants and beaches. #62711 :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP &RUEHWW 'ULYH ǧ This stately, 4,200 sq. ft., Post Modern home sits on 1+ acre. The home has a cathedral LR with fpl, gourmet kit., den, powder room, 1st and 2nd oor master suites and 2 additional brs, for a total of 4 brs and 3.5 bths. The grounds are meticulously landscaped, and consist of htd pool, hot tub and attached 3-car gar.. A truly special offering. #58716 :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP &RROLGJH /DQH ǧ Open living area with fpl, tastefully done kit. with wainscoted island, wood oors 3 brs 2 tumbled marbled bths, den, ďŹ n. bsmnt 1-car gar., French doors leading out to in-ground pool, and mature landscaping for privacy. Dir: take Montauk Highway go south on Josiah Foster Path to Eisenhower make left then right at Coolidge to #3 on corner. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

QUOGUE

6XQ ǧ SP 4XRJXH 6W ǧ Wonderful 3 story trad., circa 1900, is currently undergoing renovation to get this old school charmer in line with todays modern comforts and conveniences. 7 brs, 7 bths, 4 separate living areas, three with fpls. Several brs have pvt sundecks. Two fpls and two full bths in master suite. Pvt lawn area with gardens, gunite pool, four car gar. with second story gaming room and huge observation deck. Great location. #65499 :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 3RVW /DQH ǧ Fantastic location, plus the ability to expand or build is rare on the water , this 1.4 acre homesite gives you that opportunity, you won’t have to compromise your dream. Approximately 100’ of bulkheading ,seperate dock, room for 3 or 4 boats,and easy access to the Quogue Canal. This home is located in the village of Quogue and includes 5 brs, 3 bths, air conditioning, fpl, eat-in-kit. , dining area, large LR, den/ofďŹ ce, detached 2-car gar., and room for pool .Reduced over six hundred thousand dollars for quick sale. #54829. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČŠFH

6XQ ǧ SP 'XQH 5RDG ǧ Dune Road Bayfront 2-story Cape Cod. Charming 4 br(2 master suites), 3 bth , central air, htd pool, wood deck facing Quogue canal, pool house on .40 landscaped property with irrigation system, Fully furnished. Ocean beach access. Co-Excl. #49313 Web#H15186. Dir. West on Montauk Highway, Rt. On Quogue St., Rt. on Post Lane over the Quogue Bridge, Rt. On to Dune Road to #73 on right side. 4XRJXH 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ SP :RRGODQG :D\ ǧ Set on a one acre parcel, this home features a great room with fpl, 4 brs, 16x50 pool, multilevel decks, and 2 car gar.. Situated on a lovely cul-de-sac in the village of Quogue, this home has tremendous potential. Excl.. #60651. Web #H51265 Dir: Montauk Highway to Old Depot Road, travel north to Woodland Way, to #3. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

RIVERHEAD

6XQ ǧ SP 3LQH &RXUW ǧ 81 ft. of frontage on Wildwood Lake with a pvt dock and large deck . This 2 brs, 1 bth, features a spacious LR with wood burning stove and loft, a dining area, and a eat-in kit. The ďŹ n. bsmnt includes 2 rooms, 1 bth, and a pvt entrance and outdoor sitting area. This property can be combined with the adjacent lakefront property (I#48616) to form a 1 acre compound with two homes for a combined price of $879,000. Don’t pass up this chance to own your own corner of this pristine lake. Dir: From County Roads 51 & 63, South On Wildwood Trail, Left On Pine Court. Wooden Gate On Right Excl. Web#HH0158918 +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH

SAGAPONACK

6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 3DUVRQDJH /DQH ǧ New construction. Over 12,000 sq.ft. on 1.24 acres, set down a ag lot, will include 8 brs, 11.5 bths, and staff-quarters. Master suites include plasma TVs & radiant heat in bths. Professional-grade kit., great room, sitting room, media room, elevator, gym, playroom, ďŹ n. bsmnt with home theater, and 3-car, radiant-htd gar. 4 fpls, walk-in closets, and 2 laundry facilities. Salt water-ďŹ ltrated, htd gunite pool. Bluestone patios and porches. Pool house w/bth. Custon landscape package. Co-excl. #62701. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 6DJDSRQDFN 5RDG ǧ Spectacular waterfront with amazing views! This 6,000 s/f traditional is perfectly appointed with 5 brs, 5.5 bth estate situated on 2.1 acres with 300 ft. of frontage on Sagg Pond. The custom English kit. is adorned with hand painted cabinets, marble countertops and top of the line appliances. The gunite pool and waterfall beautifully accent the natural beauty of the property. Web#H0158167 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH 6XQ ǧ DP SP 2OG )DUP 5G ǧ Totally renovated home with 5 brs, 5 bths, central vac/air, den/library, fpl in LR, full ďŹ n. bsmnt, htd pool, Har-Tru tennis, and a shed for storage. Close to Vineyards. Web#H0147835. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH

SAG HARBOR

6DW ǧ SP -HUPDLQ $YH ǧ Recently renovated. The perfect combination of modern amenities with historic details. Sited on 1 acre in the village, 3,800 sqft masterpiece features 5 brs, 5.5 bths, new custom kit., pool, pool house, bluestone patio, large wrap around deck, and a det. gar. Web#H34458. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 0DLQ 6WUHHW ǧ Turn of the century colonial revival currently under construction. 2,200 sq ft home offers 3 brs and 2.5 bths. Gourmet kit., formal DR, and a classic double parlor with gas fpl and hand crafted coiffered ceilings. Htd pool, pool house and full bth plus a gar. on pvt park like grounds. Web#H32553. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP &OLII 'ULYH ǧ Modern, light ďŹ lled Contemporary. Enjoy waterviews from this pristine home, overlooking Long Beach in the community of Baypoint. 4 brs, 3 bths, a large open LR, modern kit., oating steel & concrete staircase, bamboo ooring, full ďŹ nished lower level with gym and att. gar., plus a htd gunite pool surrounded by a spacious patio. #50449. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP 'LYLVLRQ 6WUHHW ǧ Beautifully restored 2-3 br Trad. Cheerful eat-in kit., formal DR, lovely wide plank ooring and lots of original details give this home plenty of warmth and Old World Charm. A rare bonus, the lot allows for signiďŹ cant expansion and room for pool. With central air and a det. 1-car gar. Excl. Web#H0142564 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 5ROOLQJ +LOOV &RXUW ǧ Relax on the deck overlooking scenic view from this 5/4 br, 2.5 bth Colonial. Wide plank oors, gas fpl, central vacuum, tile throughout, Corian counters in kit. with mahogany cabinets, Jacuzzi in master bath, large walk-out ďŹ n. bsmnt with 5th br, and attic for storage. 1,200 sq. ft. of decking for great entertaining space and you are minutes to Sag Harbor and beaches. Htd pool with a 700 sq. ft. poolhouse. Web#H0150427. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 6XQVHW 'ULYH ǧ Beach Lover’s Paradise. Beautifully Designed Home. Great Room with Cathedral Ceilings, Deeded Mooring Rights and Room for Pool. Long Beach Road to Bay Point, 4th right to 36 Sunset Drive. Web#H37071 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH

SHINNECOCK

6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP +LJKODQG 5RDG ǧ This 5br, 3bth home is situated on a pvt .85 acres ďŹ lled with mature landscaping and room for tennis. Totally turn-key. New heating and central air system, new kit and updated bths and 20x40 htd pool. Excl. Web#HO153375. Dir: West on Hill Street into Montauk Hwy, right on Sugarloaf, left on Highland. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

SOUTHAMPTON

6XQ ǧ SP :HVW +LOOV &RXUW ǧ Bordering a 21 acre reserve, this new home on 1 acre plus offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, prof. kit. and formal living/DRs. 3,000 sq. ft. bsmnt, 3 car gar., decking and htd gunite pool. Excl. #62297 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd, left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct, left on West Hills Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 3DUULVK 3RQG &RXUW ǧ On 1.4 acres with room for tennis, this 6,000 sq. ft. home offers 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., 3 fpls, formal dining/LRs. Rear decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #62298 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on Tuckahoe Road, left on Parrish Pond Court. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP +HUULFN 5RDG ǧ Prime Village location. New cape renovation, 2 blocks to Main Street, 5 blocks to ocean. TerriďŹ c mature landscaping, 4 brs, 3.5 bths and gunite pool. Co-Excl. #52580 Web#HO152580. Dir: South on S. Main Street, left on Herrick #208. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP :HVW +LOOV &RXUW ǧ MagniďŹ cent new 6,150 sq. ft. home has 5 brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st oor master suite, gourmet kit., formal DR, htd gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and built-in grill. Co-Excl. Web#HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 2OG 7RZQ &URVVLQJ ǧ Classic Southampton village home, minutes from ocean and shopping, 4 brs, 2.5 bths, LR, 2 fpls, formal DR, den overlooking large deck on beautifully landscaped yard, bsmnt and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55772. Dir: Main Street, left on Meeting House Lane, right on Little Plains Road, left on Old Town Crossing. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 3HOOHWUHDX 6WUHHW ǧ Be the ďŹ rst to live in this 2-story traditional home with 5brs, 4bths and gunite pool. Ready for the summer. Co-Excl. Web#HO158995. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., right on Pelletreau. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP /D\WRQ $YHQXH ǧ Superb traditional home and separate cottage sited on 0.5 acres. Beautiful mature landscaping and 20x50 htd gunite pool, 5brs and 4bths. Co-Excl. Web#H55583. Dir: East on Hampton Rd., left on Elm St., left on Layton Ave. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

6DW ǧ SP 2VERUQH $YHQXH ǧ Classic, Hampton-style home with cottage featuring great master suite with fpl and plasma wall unit, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fpl, quiet yard and room for pool. It is really a turn-key beach house. Also available for 2008 summer rental @ $55,000. Excl. Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Osborne Avenue, #44. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP (OP 6WUHHW ǧ This well-built home has 2 brs, 2 bths, LR, kit., ďŹ n. bsmnt w/hot tub and gar. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. Located in the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. #60619 Web#H51238. Dir: East on Hampton Road, left on Elm Street. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 1R\DFN 5RDG ǧ 10,000 sq. ft. English Country home set on 1.94 acres of immaculately kept grounds. The interior features 5 brs, 8 bths, central air, ďŹ n. bsmnt and eat in kit. Amenities include library, 20 person indoor spa, sauna, movie theatre, elevator, roof top deck and more. 4 car gar. and InďŹ nity edged htd gunite pool with grotto and outside bar area. The ultimate Hamptons home. Excl. #62907 Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on North Sea Road, right on Noyack Road to #1771 %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ SP 1RUWK 0DJHH 6W ǧ Newer home situated on 4.1 acres. The exsisting home features 4-5 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. Featuring an open oor plan and eat in kitchen that lead out to the pool and enternaining area. This sub dividable lot is surrounded by preserve on 3 sides allowing for maximum privacy. Extras include hardwood ooring through out, jacuzzi in the master bath, and a full basement with high ceilings. Web#H23973 6DJ +DUERU 2IČŠFH

WATER MILL

6XQ ǧ DP SP 'HHUČŠHOG 5RDG ǧ The amenities are many and the details are evident in this 6,300 sq. ft. master built Trad. set on 2 acres and offering endless views out over 80+ acres of reserve. 6 brs, 6.5 bths, central air, 4 fpls, double height windows throughout, professional grade kit., 2 staircases, balcony and much more. Htd pool and room for tennis. Excl. #62675 Dir: Montauk Hwy east, left on DeerďŹ eld Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 1R\DF 3DWK ǧ Set on more than 1.6 acres, with wonderful farm and ďŹ eld views, this lovely, woodshingled home provides the perfect country setting with every modern convenience and more-5 brs, 4.5 bths, a full chef’s kit., Waterworks ďŹ xtures, formal dining room, living room, ofďŹ ce, wine cellar, home gym, and several at screen televisions. Outside, multi-level decking, separate spa, in-ground pool, brick patio, covered porch, and Har-Tru tennis court. Two miles to the village and just two more to ocean beaches. Excl. #34298. Call for directions. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH 6DW ǧ 0LOO )DUP /DQH ǧ Surrounded by farms, this new home offers 6,200 sq. ft. of living space with 5 brs, 4.5 bths, professional kit., great room, formal living /DRs and 3 fpls. Decking surrounds the htd gunite pool. Excl. #60420. Dir: Montauk Highway east, left on David White’s Lane, bear right on Seven Ponds Road, right on Upper Seven Ponds Road, right on Mill Farm Lane. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČŠFH

WESTHAMPTON

6XQ ǧ SP 'XQH 5G 8QLW ǧ Beautiful oceanviews in this 2 level, updated Condo. The owner spared no expense in renovating, as this unit is considered a “model of excellence.â€? The 1st oor features 2 brs, 2 new full bths, and storage closet. A new oak staircase brings you to the 2nd level, which boasts panoramic oceanviews. A large, open living area, new, updated kit. opens to the dining area, LR, and terrace. New everything! Htd pool and the expansive beach. Dir: West on Dune Rd to # 539 unit #4. Excl. #63863 Web#H55774 +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČŠFH 1044941

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Out of the Shadows Father Alex’s Little Church at 9/11 Will Be Rebuilt in the Sunshine

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The CPF Question: Preserve Land, Or Way of Life?

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Footprints in Sand Poured Foundations, Grandfather Clauses & Variances Establish Territory

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A Turn of Events Kathleen Turner, Actress as Author, Chronicles Her Life

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Moving Rothko Fighting to Save the Headstone of a Major Abstract Expressionist By Dan Rattiner One of the great American painters of the 20th century was Mark Rothko. Like many others, such as de Kooning, Pollock and Gottleib, he is buried here on the East End. Now members of his family, 38 years after his death, want to have his grave dug up and his remains moved to Westchester. This would not be so important, if, say, Rothko were buried in East Hampton or Springs, where almost all the greats are buried. But he happens to be buried on the North Fork, specifically in a quiet little hamlet called East Marion, and his burial site is both a tourist attraction and a compliment to that quiet community. He was buried there because he loved East Marion, the people say. And East Marion wants him to stay. And that could happen, because Rothko’s heirs need a court order to move him. Rothko was born in 1903 in Latvia, which at that time was part of Czarist Russia. His father was the town pharmacist in the village of Daugavpils, and although the Jews in that community were not persecuted as they were in many other parts of Russia, the stories about persecution were not lost on Rothko’s dad.

In 1913, he and his wife and their two children took a steamship to New York City, where they settled. Mark Rothko grew up as a brilliant yet troubled young man. He received a scholarship to Yale because he had the highest grades in his high school, but he didn’t fit in there, and left after his second year, largely because Yale didn’t like Jews and cancelled his scholarship after his first year. Rosko paid for his second year by doing menial jobs. Rothko then embarked on a career as a

1932 but it was a troubled relationship that finally came to an end in 1943. There were no children. He then went through many different periods with his painting, moving from still lifes and landscapes to abstract expressionism to something he called multi-forms. He once said that he was inspired by monsters and gods. He said the exhilarated tragic experience was the only form of art. Like many another fine painter in the late 1930s and early 1940s, he worked for the WPA and other Franklin D. Rooseveltinspired work projects. Two years after his divorce from Edith, he met and married a 22year-old girl named Mary Alice Beistle, who became the love of his life. Two years later, he painted his masterpiece entitled “Slow Swirl at Edge of Sea.” It took him almost a year to complete. It established him as one of the major contemporary painters in America, along with the likes of Jackson Pollock, Willem de Kooning and others. Fortune magazine did a feature on him in 1950. His paintings were selling for $50,000 or more. Perhaps the most remarkable commission he received was the offer he got to do all of the interior paintings for The Four Seasons, the celebrated restaurant on the ground floor of the Seagrams Building. It came in 1959. He was not crazy about this offer, but because Meis van der Rohe and Philip Johnson had accepted the job to

By the mid-1960s, Rothko was one of the most celebrated painters in America. His paintings sold for millions.

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

painter, or more properly, a starving artist working with paints. He moved to Manhattan’s Upper West Side where he made his studio and held many odd jobs, while he studied at the Art Student’s League under Max Weber, and then along with Adolph Gottleib, Ilya Bolotowski, Ben-Zion, Lou Harris and others, apprenticed under Milton Avery. Rothko came of age during the Great Depression. He married a girl named Edith in

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BREAKING NEWS Commuter Connection to Run Through June The additional LIRR train service that was scheduled to end Memorial Day weekend, will now run through June, but only on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. This comes as a relief to the many school district employees who plan to use the service until the school year ends in late June.

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Springs Vandals Arrested and Charged Two 15-year-old East Hampton residents were arrested for a five-day crime spree through the Hog Creek area in Springs. The boys stole an ATV, moped and other items, damaged property at five homes on Pembroke Avenue and Water Hole Road and spray painted a racial slur on one of the homes. The teens were charged with juvenile delinquency with five counts of burglary in the third degree, two counts of burglary in the second degree, three counts of criminal mischief in the second degree, two counts of criminal mischief in the third degree and grand larceny in the third degree, along with criminal trespassing, graffiti and petit larceny.


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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… GREAT SUMMER PREVIEW! – BOARD IN NYC OR IN SOUTHAMPTON FOR A FULLY GUIDED TOUR OF THE HAMPTONS – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., May 22nd – $135*pp. – ‘The Hamptons’ offers you old American tradition, beautiful seascapes and a diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. A tour guide will escort you on the motorcoach giving you some of the rich history of this magnificent area of New York State. The Southampton Publick House will host your farewell dinner with their prize-winning brewery for beer lovers, an all around friendly ambiance and good food. Come and see the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation from New York City, fully guided motorcoach tour, tour of Montauk Lighthouse, wine tasting at Duck Walk Vineyards and dinner in Southampton. *If you are beginning your tour in Southampton, tour cost is $99 pp. “Gypsy” – Wed., May 14th – $185 pp. , Wed., Aug. 20th – $182 pp. – The legendary Patti LuPone stars as Rose! This is a new revival of the classic musical fable, Gypsy. The show is based on the memoirs of Gypsy Rose Lee, and tells the story of the famed striptease star’s early years in show business, under the thumb of her domineering stage mother, Rose. The vibrant score includes “Some People,” “Let Me Entertain You,” “Together,” “Everything’s Coming Up Roses” and “Rose’s Turn.” “In the Heights” – Sat., May 17th – $170 pp. – ”You can’t take your eyes off the performers, and you won’t want to.”– The New York Times-Charles Isherwood. It’s the July 4th weekend in Washington Heights, a vibrant and tight-knit neighborhood at the top of Manhattan. The musical explores the joys, heartbreaks and bonds of a Latino community struggling to redefine home. The New Yorker: “Big dreams, young love & a winning score.” This musical is taking audiences to new heights. It has gotten the highest honors and the highest praise, among several awards. These include Best Musical, Best Music & Lyrics, Best Choreography and Best Ensemble Performance, from various presenters. The Bronx Zoo – Sat., May 17th – Adults $62 pp./Children ages 3-12 $56 pp. – Take a walk on the wild side at the world’s greatest zoo – the Bronx Zoo! With award-winning, cutting-edge exhibits, such as the Congo Gorilla Forest, and featuring over 4,000 animals, there is no other zoo in the world that offers the diversity, superb viewing, and world-renowned expertise that assures a rewarding experience and the knowledge that visitors can make a difference in the world around them. You’ll receive a package that includes admission to the zoo, the Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car, Children’s Zoo, Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel, and Zoo Shuttle. Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., May 18th & Aug. 3rd and Tues., Oct. 14th – $115 pp. Historic Landmark Resort located at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge and surrounding Lake Mohonk, offers thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and the only structure on the virtually untouched land is the sprawling Victorian Mohonk Mountain House. There is also a gift shop, gazebo shop and greenhouse garden shop, barn museum, and beautiful gardens. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation, self-guided house tour, brunch on Sunday trips and hot & cold buffet lunch on Tuesday trip, carriage ride, and more.

Storm King Art Center and Brotherhood Winery – Sat., June 14th – $99 pp. – The Storm King Art Center is a museum that celebrates the relationship between sculpture and nature and the exhibition space is defined by sky and land. Five hundred acres of landscaped lawns, fields and woodlands provide the site for postwar sculptures by internationally renowned artists. The grounds are surrounded by the Hudson Highlands, a dramatic panorama integral to the viewing experience. The sculptures are affected by changes in light and weather, so no two visits are the same. The Brotherhood Winery is the oldest winery in the United States. Wine making is an ancient and honored art, and nowhere is this more evident than at Brotherhood. It has been in continuous operation in the picturesque village of Washingtonville, NY. They also have a unique artisan’s gift shop. Tour package includes: Admission to the museum, a guided tour at Storm King from 11:30 a.m.–12:15 p.m. including a 30 minute tram ride at 1:00 p.m., a wonderful lunch experience at Painters’ restaurant, a 3:30 p.m. winery tour and tasting and deluxe round-trip transportation. “A Catered Affair” – Wed., June 18th – $175 pp. and Wed., June 18th – $180 pp. – In 1953, relationships are strained to the limit when a Bronx couple must choose whether to spend their life savings on a family business or to launch their only daughter’s marriage with a lavish catered affair. This new musical, written by and starring four-time Tony Award winner Harvey Fierstein, explores the meaning of family and the need for love and is based on a teleplay by Paddy Cheesy and screenplay by Gore Vidal. Also starring Faith Prince & Tom Wapato. Cape Cod – Nantucket & Plymouth – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., June 22nd-25th – $689 pp./do. – Our customers delight in this trip. We hope you will join us for another memorable experience on the Cape. Enjoy guided tours all the way to Provincetown, voyage via high speed ferry to the island of Nantucket and take a bus tour of the island. On the way home, you will tour and have a Thanksgiving Feast at the Plimoth Plantation (a living history museum detailing the daily life of the native Wampanoag and English colonists from the 17th century).

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design this extraordinary building at Park Avenue between 52nd and 53rd, Rothko accepted. People found it astonishing that he had waffled about this offer. It meant wealth and fame. What was the matter with him? Nothing was the matter with him. He was, however, a malcontent, an intellectual and an anti-establishment figure. If this bad-boy persona were an act, people would soon see that he was not kidding. Rothko spent three years painting the murals for The Four Seasons, revising his usual horizontal perspective to vertical ones, in keeping with the vertical soaring theme of the restaurant and the building. These murals, made of separate panels, were then mounted on the walls. During the months that followed, Rothko and his beloved Mell, as she was called, toured Europe. On their way home on a steamship, he had a conversation with the publisher of Harpers Magazine, in which he said that the Seagrams murals were painted to be “something that will ruin the appetite of every son-of-a-bitch who ever eats in that room. If the restaurant would refuse to put up my murals, that would be the ultimate compliment. But they won’t. People can stand anything these days.” Arriving back in New York a few weeks later, he and Mell ate at The Four Seasons, but left so upset by the restaurant’s pretentious atmosphere that he refused to finish the last mural, returned his advance and went and took the paintings off the walls to keep for himself. (These murals are now at the Tate in London,

the National Gallery of Art in Washington and at the Kawamura Memorial Museum in Japan.) If this defiant act was heartfelt, it also dramatically enhanced his reputation. He was soon courted by the wealthy art patron Dominique de Menil and with her help spent the next 15 years, on and off, painting a second masterpiece, which is today the Rothko Chapel in Houston. In 1962, Pop Art came on the scene. Rothko called them “charlatans and young opportunists.” By the mid-1960s, Rothko was one of the most celebrated painters in America. Many of his paintings sold for millions. But by the middle of that decade, he was too ill to summon the huge amounts of physical energy needed to personally paint these giant canvases even though he was just in his early sixties. He had two assistants who did much of the painting. In 1968, at his studio now at 157 East 69th Street, he suffered an aneurysm of the aorta, a result of high blood pressure, excessive weight gain and heavy smoking. He ignored all pleas for him to stop. Later that year, he and his wife were separated. On February 25, 1970, Oliver Steindecker, Rothko’s assistant, went into the kitchen of Rothko’s apartment to find the painter dead on the floor with his wrists slashed. A razor was lying by his side. It was considered a suicide. A subsequent autopsy determined he had also taken an overdose of anti-depressants. He was

66. A huge battle over Rothko’s estate went on for the next 12 years. A few months before his death, Rothko had changed his will so that instead of leaving the majority of his legacy to his 19-year-old daughter and 3year-old son, he would create a trust fund with many of his paintings so the trust could provide education and living expenses for struggling artists. Instead of doing that, however, the trustees basically fleeced the trust, by selling the paintings at rock bottom prices to the Marlboro Gallery, which then resold them at market value, sharing the proceeds with the trustees. In 1982, a judge found that gallery, along with the three trustees, guilty. They were removed from their trusteeship and were fined $10 million for their negligence. As for Rothko’s body, it was taken after a brief funeral out to Long Island to the peaceful village of East Marion and buried in one of the three gravesites owned by a fellow painter named Theodoros Stamos, who Rothko considered one of his best friend. (Rothko stayed at Stamos’s East Marion summer cottage on numerous occasions during the 1960s.) Unfortunately, later on, Stamos was one of the three trustees convicted of robbing Rothko’s trust. About four years ago, Rothko’s children, now grown, wrote a letter to the trustees of the East Marion Cemetery asking their permission to disinter Rothko’s body and bring it to another (continued on page 32)

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Two Summers Future Vacationing in the Hamptons Will Be in the Spring & Fall By Dan Rattiner I am sitting on the beach this afternoon in the middle of April and it is a summer’s day. The temperature is almost 70, the surfers are out and the birds are circling happily overhead. This has been going on for a week, and Friday it is expected to be 80. This sort of thing has happened before, but never like this. It’s been 50 degrees in April, Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan’s Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities will be published by Harmony Books this May.

which is fine, and on a particular day it has shot up to 70 or 80 but it’s always been one day and it’s always gone back down to normal the next day. So much for normal. The nice thing about a week in April in the Hamptons at 70 degrees is that the authorities haven’t really picked up on where this is all going. There are no beach stickers required. There are no restrictions on dogs on the beach or cars on the beach. There are no lifeguards or beach boys either. It’s April, after all. Well, yes it is and no it isn’t. I foresee a day in the not too distant future when the “season” in the Hamptons will actually be two seasons. The first will happen from

April 15 to June 15. People will come out to go swimming, golfing and sailing during these months. And then they will come out again between September 15 and December 15 for more of the same. As for the summertime, we will all be indoors with the air conditioning on. It will be too hot to go out for any length of time. It will be like Arizona or Florida in the summer. The only time spent outdoors is between the house and the air-conditioned car and then back the other way. Nobody goes to those places in those months. There is a precedent for this. And it is called Bermuda. This island, which is 600 miles off (continued on the next page)

THREATS TO CLOSE POPULAR MONTAUK BEACH By T.J. Clemente As it stands now, according to Mac Waters, Bureau Marine Resources Supervisor of the Suffolk County Department of Health, Nick’s Beach in Montauk is in violation of New York State Sanitary Code sub part 6.2 pertaining to “bathing beaches and bathrooms” and will not be issued a permit to operate this summer unless an acceptable plan for permanent bathrooms is approved before June 1. Waters, who approves all 138 County beach permits, personally sent a “heads up” letter to East Hampton Town officials a few weeks ago. He has had no official response.

The problem is centered on the DEC’s rejection of the Town’s plan to build permanent bathrooms in a “coastal erosion zone.” The state law mandates permanent bathrooms with running water for hand washing to be located at least 500 feet from the edge of the swimming zone. After the first warning in 2003, the Town put in portable toilets without running water. Waters has deemed that solution no longer acceptable due to the “disgusting nature in which the toilets were maintained.” He said the Town of East Hampton has had five years to do something, but has done nothing.

At present, the nearest permanent public bathroom to Nick’s Beach is 2,400-square-feet away from the swimming area — a distance state code and Waters deem unacceptable and intolerable enough to deny a permit to one of Montauk’s most popular ocean beaches, located at the intersection of South Edison Street and South Edison Avenue. Waters explained that all Town-sponsored beaches must have a permit issued by his office within the Suffolk County Health Department. At the moment, only Nick’s Beach was at risk for not getting a permit due to violation of the bathroom code. (continued on page 33)


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North Carolina, has its prime visitor season in the spring and fall when the temperatures range from 70 to 80 and everything is just terrific for outdoor activities. Before or after that it is too hot or too cold. If you weren’t familiar with Bermuda, you would not know this. Bermuda doesn’t advertise this prominently. But global warming certainly is occurring, whether from human activity or just because apparently the planet feels like it, which from time to time it does. Yesterday the news was that the polar caps are melting faster than anybody thought they would, and the sea level around the world is now predicted to rise four feet by 2100. And then today’s news is that after seven years in office saying no, no, no, there is no global warming, our President has announced that indeed it is a huge problem and we should make it a goal here in America to be carbon neutral by 2025. Of course he’s leaving office in eight months. There has been a move made by the country to deal with global warming of course. They extended daylight savings time. People across the country noticed that in March for the first time it was warm enough for outdoor activity but late in the day it was too dark to do it. They talked to their Congresspeople. They made them look out the window. And the Congresspeople agreed. And so daylight savings time was extended further into the spring and later into the fall. Life will be very different in the Hamptons when we have two vacation seasons. The

schools will have to go on a two names of the seasons. I spent a vacation schedule so there can winter down in New Zealand be lifeguards on the beaches, but some years ago and there the not in the summertime when seasons are, of course, just nobody goes there. Private backwards. They say in winter schools in the city will have to go they swim and play outdoors. In on the two vacation season summer, they have snowball schedule because kids of rich fights and shovel the stuff. I Hamptonites will not want to be think we will live with the out here when all they can do is change and not change the stay indoors and play Parcheesi. names of the seasons. Golf courses will be open durAbout four months ago, I got a ing the spring and fall but not in press release from the Farmer’s the summer, which at some of Almanac, whose offices are the clubs will be referred to as based here in the northeast. It’s “heart attack” season. The same one of my favorite press releasNovember thing will be true of the tennis es. The person writing it was clubs. apparently asked by management to list all of Sport fishermen will LOVE spring and fall. the advantages that will occur here in the Fall is their traditional fishing season when northeast as global warming proceeds. undersea life seems most active. So there will She wrote about the rich and lush new vegehave to be more charter boats, but then they tation we should see, about the colorful birds will all go to Maine and Nova Scotia in the that will migrate here, about the new farms summer, when the “season” there is still under- and crops we will have, about the fewer way at that time. months that people will have to stay indoors in For those who stay here to grin and bear it the wintertime. It was quite something. Sit through the hot weather during the summer- back and enjoy global warming. We’re the time, one of the great attractions out here, if it lucky ones here in the temperate zone. gets built, will be the indoor ski mountain in Wait until 2025. We’ll have everything solved Riverhead. What a great thing! 100 degrees by then. You’ll see. Thank you, Mr. Bush. outside. And it’s skiing on the snow in here. I Humans are so stupid. I think the philosodo presume that up there in the Pine Barrens, phy, after 20 years of trying to let governments they are high enough to be able to do just fine do otherwise, is that if we are going to lose the when the sea level goes up four feet. war with Mother Nature, we might as well I do think we will not actually change the enjoy ourselves while going down. •

Hampton Jitney Winter Schedule Effective Thurs., Jan. 3 through Wed., Apr. 30, 2008 MONTAUK LINE A Mon

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A Ambassador Class Service

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.

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The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday.

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Manhattan / 86th St.

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HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa,

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MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call to confirm schedule. EAST END JITNEY PASS: Allows you to travel throughout the East End for one low monthly fare… Call or go on-line for details. SOUTH FORK COMMUTER CONNECTION: Visit our website for information on East End commuting options during the CR-39 reconstruction.

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Out of the Shadows Father Alex’s Little Church at 9/11 Will Be Rebuilt in the Sunshine By Dan Rattiner Father Alex Karloutsis is the priest at the Greek Orthodox Church in Southampton, and is, or was, also the priest for the small and historic St. Nicholas Church in Manhattan. That church was the only church destroyed in the 9/11 attacks. It was reduced to rubble. And when Father Alex went there just a week after the attack to walk through the smoking ruins, he was as moved as anyone by what he saw. There was little left of the church. Picking through the ruins, he was able to find some fabric, several icons and religious objects. But that was all. He was there, and you might have seen him on television standing just behind our President as he

announced to the world that this attack would not go unavenged. Soon thereafter, workers began clearing the area, and at the same time architects began to design plans for it. The intention was to make a grand space that would include the Freedom Tower, a memorial park and at least a dozen other buildings. The Freedom Tower, at 1,776 feet, a number dear to all our hearts, would rise as the tallest building in the world. As the planning moved forward, it was agreed that the small plot at the corner of Washington St. and Liberty St. where this church once stood would be considered sacred ground. The church would be rebuilt by the parishioners, of course.

And it would be on the site where it was before. No one would touch it. As time went on, however, a very strange decision was made about the future of a particular part of the site involving what was known as “Building Number Five.” This was scheduled to become one of the 50-story towers that would surround the Freedom Tower. It would stand adjacent to the little church, and it would be the new home of JPMorgan Chase. They would move their entire operation there, including their executive offices and trading floor. After signing on the dotted line, JPMorgan Chase went ahead with its plans, apparently (continued on the next page)

THE CPF QUESTION: PRESERVE LAND, OR WAY OF LIFE? By T.J. Clemente Standing in a Southampton farm field on June 22, 1998 with pen in hand, former Governor George Pataki signed New York State legislation that amended laws in the five towns of the Peconic region, creating the Community Preservation Fund. The CPF was to be a vehicle to purchase available open lands in order to preserve the character of the five towns. To finance the fund, a 2% real estate transfer tax was created. At the time it was hoped the fund would raise $100 million in its first ten years. Now, eight years and four months later, according to Assemblyman Fred Thiele staff

member Becky McGrory, the CPF has accumulated more than five times that number — over $518 million. In both Southampton and East Hampton, improved properties (homes) with values under $250,000 are excluded. If an improved property is sold for $2 million, the $250,000 is deducted so that the taxed amount (at 2%) is $1,750,000. The result is a $35,000 tax with the revenue going to the CPF. In November of 2002, Town of Southampton residents voted for an extension to the CPF, adding its ability to borrow money so that the Town could purchase available land as quickly as possible before prices escalated. In addition,

a program called PILOT allows the Towns to use 10% of the CPF funds collected each year to offset the deduction of real estate taxes lost to the towns to pay for services like fire departments and schools. Now under the guidance of proposals put forward by Town of Southampton Councilman Chris Nuzzi, new breaks are being introduced for first-time buyers in Southampton — the recommendation is that first-time homebuyers of properties up to perhaps $476,000 are exempt from the 2% CPF tax. Recently State Assemblymen Marc Alessi, (continued on page 34)


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rises up against the backdrop of a steel and glass curtain. Nothing unusual about that. Until you got up to floor 23. Inside the church, if you prayed straight up to heaven, you would be praying to the underside of the trading floor. Down below, people would be having ethereal thoughts. Up above, people would be having greedy, down below sorts of thoughts. I will avoid using the word hell. Oh well. I spoke to Father Alex about this at the time. Neither building had been built yet, of course. Father Alex didn’t see any problem with this. Yes, there might be shadows cast by the big skyscraper. And yes, they would be under it. But the Lord doesn’t care about that. They would offer prayers that could go around the big beer belly and up into heaven. And then, about three weeks ago, largely as a result of the subprime mortgage crisis that is rattling Wall Street and sending the economy tumbling, the situation changed. It involved Bear Stearns. Bear Stearns was one of the worst offenders of the subprime crisis. Or to put it another way, one of the firms taking the biggest risks with the greatest rewards at the end if everything went okay was the trading firm of Bear Stearns. Bear Sterns had spiraled down into an impossible. Everybody connected with it was running for the hills. And this legendary Wall Street firm, if nothing was done, would collapse into bankruptcy and maybe because of its size — it was involved with hundreds of billions of dollars — take the rest of Wall Street and maybe even the country with it.

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In these extraordinary circumstances, the Feds stepped in and arranged for JPMorgan Chase to take over the place for a song. The Feds would finance it and accept the losses. At $2 a share, or even at $10 a share, which was negotiated later, it was an offer that JPMorgan Chase could not refuse. And so, JPMorgan Chase took over Bear Stearns and with it the Bear Stearns headquarters building at Manhattan and 47th Street. This was a building with a bigger footprint than the one planned for the 9/11 site. And this was a building with its own trading floor. It occupies the first five floors of the building. Hmmm. Suddenly JPMorgan Chase was announcing that they had dropped the idea of the new building with the beer belly hanging out over the St. Nicholas Church down at the 9/11 site. They wouldn’t need it. At least they wouldn’t need it for the trading floor part of their operation. They could use the trading floor at Bear Stearns. And they also announced, after having many meetings to make this decision, that they would continue to go ahead with “Building Number Five” at the 9/11 site. They would find other uses for it. Without the beer belly. I have been thinking of calling Father Alex about all of this. Suddenly, the beer belly was out of the picture. The skies would clear and the little church of St. Nicholas would bathe in sunshine. I know what I would say if he asked me about this. I would say the Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away. I’ll give him a call. •

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glossing over a particular fact they considered just a technicality. Their trading floor was larger than the land upon which this building would sit. Various plans were put forward about where to put the trading floor, but none of them made sense. They were hemmed in by other projects on all sides, one of which was the little church, and though they floated the idea of perhaps buying one of those sites, they found nobody interested. They were stuck. The trading floor would have to be bigger than the building. But it couldn’t be bigger than the building. What they came up with was the strangest thing you ever saw. The building would rise as a 55-story-high slab, but from the 23rd floor to the 29th floor, the entire side of the building would jut out as some great cantilever. It was no small thing. It was physically possible to build this cantilever with steel and reinforced concrete. But when you looked at the sketches of the project, it really did look as if it might tip over. How could this building hold up that great, er, beer belly? It was awful. Here they were on a site where the buildings were supposed to soar, and there was a plan for a building with this growth coming out the side. Worst of all, the beer belly would overhang directly above the small church. Had the church been a major cathedral, which it wasn’t, the top of the steeple might have tickled the underside of the beer belly. But as it was, the little church would only rise about three stories adjacent to the big tower that comprised JPMorgan Chase. It would be just one of those usual things in the city, where a church steeple, or in this case dome,

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Footprints in Sand Poured Foundations, Grandfather Clauses & Variances Establish Territory By Susan M. Galardi To many people, the word “grandfather” evokes warm feelings of a beloved man who dotes over his progeny and provides a sense of security. To people on the East End, grandfather evokes warm feelings about a beloved piece of real estate deeded to an owner who dotes (and gloats) over his property, which also provides a sense of security — not to mention a certain smugness that comes with living just a little out side the law, and the setbacks. We’re talking about grandfathered properties — structures that were in compliance at the time they were built, but because of rezoning

are noncompliant — yet completely legal. While grandfathered properties have earned the respect of the zoning boards, they rarely endear themselves to neighbors, particularly new neighbors who are beholden to the most recent zoning regulations. Imagine a residential area rezoned to halfacre lots, where there’s an existing property on a quarter acre. Imagine that the property, once conforming, has a 4,500-square-foot home, attached garage and pool. Then you have a halfacre lot, with an owner who has not been grandfathered. An unentitled bastard, the red-headed stepchild of the community. If this scenario were in East Hampton, and if

a proposal recommended by the Town Board to limit building size were approved, that new owner could build a house “only” 3,400-squarefeet, right next to his neighbor’s behemoth. The current law allows for building coverage up to 20% of the property size, or 5,999 square feet (whichever is less) on a lot under 40,000 square feet. The current incarnation of the Town’s proposal recommends 12% of lot coverage, plus 1,500-square-feet. The Town Board believes that, when it comes to the size of a single-family dwelling, enough is enough. The proposal read, “The construction of very large ‘monster’ homes has begun to threat(continued on the next page)

DEVELOPMENT COULD CHANGE HISTORIC COMMUNITY By Dan Rattiner Dennis Suskind, the former Wall Street investor and present day Hampton Classic board chairman, is embarking on another highprofile transaction here in the Hamptons with several of his friends. Dennis and Co., under the corporate name of Jellow Inc. have signed an option to purchase 43 acres of vacant land that abuts Scuttlehole Road and the Sag Harbor-Bridgehampton Turnpike. If they get approvals from the town, they will have permission to create a subdivision there, consisting of a winding road and 14 home sites. When it gets sold, the area will

have 14 new McMansions behind hedgerows, the investors will have pocketed a lot of cash, and the largest community of AfricanAmericans in the Hamptons, which is just adjacent to this proposed development, will likely begin to disperse. The African-Americans live in a tight knit area along the Sag Harbor-Bridgehampton Turnpike. The new development backs up to their modest homes. As these McMansions for wealthy New York summer residents rise next door, the black community will be under considerable pressure to sell its properties and move along. Money is money, after all, and time

marches on. As someone said to me the other evening, isn’t that what it’s all about? Money? I don’t think so. And a whole lot of other people don’t think so. When a hearing was held recently for public comment on this proposal, the developers and town board members were very surprised to see a good many members of the black community in the audience, the very people who will “get rich” because of what might get approved here, to voice their objections to that very thing. Hard as it may be to believe, there are those (continued on page 35)


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en the character of the community.” But many members of the community are strongly opposed to the recommendation. Some have formed a very vocal citizen’s advisory committee against it, and their point of view may have clout — months later, there are no meetings scheduled on the proposal. According to Town Clerk Fred Overton, “It’s hanging out in limbo right now.” In the meantime, while the fate of building sizes hangs in the balance, there have been rumblings in the East Hampton real estate community. Literally. The ground is rumbling as some developers scramble to put a stake in the ground, a footprint in the door, so to speak, by digging foundations without immediate plans to build. According to an employee in the building

department, as long as the foundation is backfilled and inspected, and its size conforms to current codes, it will be grandfathered in. Consider it a very large placeholder. Suffice to say, many people find zoning regulations too regulatory. And for those without a legacy to stand on (or an empty lot to stamp a footprint), there is “the application for variance.” The Zoning Department Board of Appeals is crammed with lawyers, builders, homeowners and neighbors speaking for or against requests ranging from the ridiculous to the sublime. This week, two variance applications hit the courts. One falls under the ridiculous category. Actually they both fall under the ridiculous category, even though they’re at different ends of the spectrum. They include two homeowners in

Georgica who seem to be tremendously altruistic, and one builder in Springs who is desperately pragmatic. In Georgica, Kathleen Pike and Louis Forster applied for a variety of variances, partly in the hope of saving a large sycamore maple tree. Saving the tree would also allow the homeowners to build a tennis court on the far reaches of their property, about ten feet closer to neighbors’ lots. And another variance is required for them to build a garage connected to the house by a breezeway. That structure would be 8,295square-feet where “only” 7,401 are allowed. All of their proposed additions would amount to 13,750-square-feet of coverage on the 1.5-acre lot, exceeding the allowable lot coverage by 488square-feet. At the other end of the spectrum is Bradford Roaman, a contractor who recently built a house that exceeded the allowable size (and the specs on his building permit) by 40 square feet. At a hearing, Roaman proposed moving part of an upstairs wall, which would necessitate two variances for the remaining 10 square feet of overage. Those variances amount to about an inch in the front and 2 1/2 inches on the side. (Perhaps he should first look closely at the property — maybe there’s a maple sapling sprouting up.) One proposal is just 3.5% larger than what is allowable. The other, 2.5%. Tiny numbers, until you pit a 13,750 against 1,540 square feet. It is, as they say, all relative. But sometimes in the case of zoning, only “blood” relative will do.

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A Turn of Events Kathleen Turner, Actress as Author, Chronicles Her Life By Katy Gurley When Kathleen Turner finished filming the intense, hot, sexy scenes in the 1981 movie Body Heat, she went back to her trailer each time and sobbed. “It wasn’t that it felt degrading to do these scenes, it’s just that it was so powerfully emotional for me,” said the 53-year-old actress who made a personal appearance at Bookhampton’s new Amagansett store on April 12. She was there to speak about her new memoir, Send Yourself Roses — Thoughts on My Life, Love, and Leading Roles. “When I’m on camera I don’t feel like it’s me that’s actually being filmed; I feel like I’m just playing the character. But when the director says, ‘Cut!’ I’m snapped back to being a young woman who has exposed my body to these (mostly) men [on the crew]. They were courteous and considerate and we had the minimum amount of crew in every set…but, my God, it was so raw,” said Turner, reading from the memoir, which was released in January and written the previous year. About 50 people gathered to hear Turner, a long-time Amagansett resident whose house here will be sold during divorce proceedings from her 21-year marriage to Jay Weiss. She and Weiss legally separated about two years

ago and Turner now makes her home permanently in New York City and has one child, 20year-old daughter Rachel. In the book and during her talk, Turner dished about the leading men she’s worked with, including William Hurt, her co-star in Body Heat. “In those days he was pretty wild,” she wrote. Of Burt Reynolds, with whom she starred in Switching Channels (a film she told the crowd was her least favorite to work on),

But we kept our friendship,” she said. Turner told the audience she almost didn’t write the revealing memoir. “I just didn’t feel right about the idea,” she said, “it seemed kind of egotistical to write the book, but then I realized that I do have something to pass on — my values, and my hope.” She wrote, “I do have stories to tell, and I believe in the power of sharing them…I’ve had personal tragedies, rocky relationships, out-ofcontrol drinking, and snarky critics to deal with. I’ve come back from a debilitating illness…I’ve experienced the joy of motherhood and the sadness of infertility, a happy marriage that eventually became a necessary separation. I’ve learned from it all.” Turner co-wrote her book with Gloria Feldt, the former president of Planned Parenthood and author of The War on Choice and Every Choice is a Story. (Turner’s philanthropic efforts include Planned Parenthood, as well as People for the American Way and New York’s Citymeals-on-Wheels.) Feldt worked on the book from 30 hours of tape Turner recorded. “Gloria and I had worked together for years. When she left Planned Parenthood she came to me with the book idea. We got the contract

“I do have stories to tell, and I believe in the power of sharing them...I’ve learned from it all.” she said, “Burt was just nasty. I don’t do well with nasty people.” About Jack Nicholson, “He was fun and he was outrageous and I enjoyed working with him very much.” She starred with Nicholson in Prizzi’s Honor in 1985. She speaks of an almost-affair with Michael Douglas on the set of Romancing the Stone in 1984. Douglas was separated but still married at the time. “We couldn’t keep up the romance.

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after I finished doing Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? on Broadway,” she told the group. Turner knew from the age of 20 that when she turned 50 she would like to play the role of Martha in the Tony-winning play, which made its original debut on Broadway in 1962. With the determination that has been a hallmark of her life, just before she turned 50 in 2005, she had lunch with Edward Albee and asked him if she could read the part of Martha for him in hopes the play could be revived on Broadway. It hadn’t been performed there since 1975. The day she read for him, he called to tell her she got the part. The next week, she turned 50. Though Turner was fairly confident

she could handle it, landing the role gave her the shakes, she said. “I was terrified that I wouldn’t be able to pull off all my boasts. It was a huge undertaking. A huge test,” she said. She told Albee she saw the dark humor in the play, and wanted to be able to drive that to the surface. “That humor is part of the characters’ deep, deep hurt,” she wrote. “They make each other laugh and they make each other laugh at themselves. Martha tries something and doesn’t pull it off. George [her husband in the play] caps her, and she appreciates his effort. It’s cool. It’s part of their relationship. Honestly, I never understood why people didn’t understand how funny this was.”

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Turner was nominated for a Tony award, and though she didn’t win, critics hailed her and the play as great successes. Turner was born in June of 1954, the third of four children, to Richard and Patsy Magee Turner. Her father was in the U.S. Foreign Service and the family moved from Canada to Cuba to Venezuela to England during her childhood, which she describes as “happy and adventurous.” While attending high school in London, Turner became enamored of the theater. It was also there that she developed her trademark — that sexy voice. Following the devastating death of her father during her senior year, she moved back to her mother’s family home in Missouri. “Talk about a culture shock,” she quipped. She studied theatre at Southwest Missouri State University and later transferred to the University of Maryland, where she graduated with a degree in theatre arts in 1976. Turner boldly moved alone to New York in 1977 with $100 in her pocket. Working as a waitress, she soon got an agent and landed two roles, one on Broadway in Gemini, the other on the NBC daytime serial “The Doctors.” Turner’s voice persuaded Lawrence Kasdan that she should be Matty Walker, a manipulative femme fatale in Body Heat, his directorial debut and her film debut, which made her a star. She starred in one movie after another in the 1980s and into the 1990s, including The Man with Two Brains with Steve Martin, and later Crimes of Passion with Anthony Perkins, The Jewel of the Nile and so many others. While filming the comedy Serial Mom in 1994, Tuner began having “inexplicable pains and fevers.” After the film wrapped, she began noticing she couldn’t get into any of her shoes — her feet had suddenly grown two sizes. “I went to a podiatrist who said there was nothing wrong, expect that maybe I was vain. But then later I couldn’t turn my head or move my arm and I went to my general practitioner who took blood and told me I had rheumatoid arthritis,” she said. With serious joint pain, Turner suffered from the disease until recently when new drugs with fewer side effects came onto the market. Side effects of earlier medications proved debilitating and caused weight gain. People gossiped that Turner was letting herself go — drinking and using drugs and eating too much. “Still I did not reveal what was happening to me,” she wrote, adding that until she went public about her illness, she preferred the gossip to admitting she had a chronic disease. Today, Turner has battled back from RA and is doing well. After her successful run in Virginia Woolf and some recent TV appearances, in February she got the thumbs up from critics for her direction of the Pulitzer Prizewinning Southern drama Crimes of the Heart at the Laura Pels Theatre in New York. And now she has events around her book, which got its title from a long habit. Whenever she’s in the theater, particularly as an actress, when all the flowers are gone after opening night, Turner rewards herself. “Every two weeks, I simply send myself roses,” she said.


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Plenty of Nothing Developers Cancel Meeting, Bulova’s in Limbo — Again By David Lion Rattiner Quite possibly the most pathetic example of failing to move a project forward is the consistently thwarted efforts to turn the Bulova Watchcase Factory into something useful for Sag Harbor. I’ve been covering this story for three years, and if there’s one consistent word that resonates loud and clear each time the Bulova building issue is raised, it is “nothing.” Absolutely nothing of any substance has happened with this building and that is what’s pathetic. As the price of real estate and the glamour and appeal of the Hamptons have grown, so has the desire to keep things the way they are, and

maybe that is the logic behind having a giant, crumbling, vacant, toxic building stand right in the middle of one of the most beautiful villages on the East End. But even after literally decades of lack of progress with this building, we still must report any sliver of hope or activity surrounding the building. Ironically, for this story, the news is the opposite of progress. Last week a vote on Bulova in Sag Harbor was canceled. The vote, which canceled for the third time, is considered to be the deciding factor on the building’s future — on the topic of whether to override an on-site affordable housing requirement that will allow the construction of a luxury apartment complex. The

vote has been postponed until June 17. Just when you thought the Bulova building project was going to move forward, major questions are now being raised and the reason is because it was the developers — Sag Development Partners — who cancelled the meeting. Since developers are the very people who usually do everything possible to get their projects built, their action raises an eyebrow. SDP has been working tirelessly, filling out applications, getting licenses and environmental approval and doing it all with amazing endurance, waiting years for a vote like this. A call to SDP was not returned, and that has fur(continued on the next page)

AS TUITION INCREASES FOR SPRINGS, SO SHALL TAXES By T.J. Clemente At an open meeting held on April 21 at Springs School, the Springs School Board presented six options to the community for their 2008-2009 budget considerations. The handshake agreement proposing a solution to the East Hampton school district’s tuition problem with Springs for next year was rescinded by East Hampton, leaving the Spring’s School Board to make adjustments and consider options. The proposals will increase the school taxes on a home in Springs (assessed at about $600,000) by anywhere from $226 to $382 per taxpayer. The Springs School Board will make a decision by April 25, with the hope of keeping the estimated tax increase under 10%.

The meeting was spirited, with Springs residents’ reactions ranging from understanding to irate. Once again, East Hampton will charge Springs over $21,500 for each of its 289 students. This increase would raise Springs’ total tuition bill to $6.74 million. The previous handshake agreement was based on a sliding scale of cost for 100 students — the rate for the first 100 students would be the full $21,526 each; the next 100 would be discounted 10%; and the next 100 would be discounted 20%. The purpose of that agreement was to offset a 28% increase above the current tuition fee of $16,800 per student that East Hampton was going to charge Springs. Also included in the handshake was the possibility of creating one school district for the Town or at

least discussing the idea. According to the Springs Board, that discussion is ongoing. But because of a change in the way the State will address BOCES funding, Springs will receive more aid at the cost of East Hampton’s BOCES state aid. Some put the figure at around $900,000, a substantial loss to East Hampton that may have been the motivation for the Town to move away from the handshake deal, according to the Spring’s Board. In a telephone conversation, Becky McGrory of State Assemblyman Fred Thiele’s office, said that Thiele’s recommendation was for officials to work out a plan. Then he, as the ranking Republican member of the State Assembly Education Committee, would do (continued on the next page)


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to accept the $2.275 million payment proposed by the developers to go toward a housing trust — thus voiding the requirement for affordable housing. But when SDP didn’t show up for the vote, essentially canceling it, there was speculation that they may be re-evaluating the business plan. Michael Eicke, the owner of the Christy Antiques building, confirmed that SDP was looking to break a lease they signed in September for an office to accommodate real estate agents who would show the completed Bulova apartments. We can only wait and see what will happen

with this project, which has been going on for almost half a decade now. But so far, the events surrounding this building have had the same historic results, which is nothing. It is tremendously frustrating for the people of Sag Harbor to have to watch this kind of a project fall through when a reputable developer had come along and was willing to work with just about every obstacle that prevented the building from being put to good use. But there is, of course, still that sliver of hope that one day, in this lifetime, we’ll have a Bulova building in Sag Harbor that is used for something, instead of nothing.

what he could to help. The 2008 $802,590, an increase of 11.56%; Approved New York State Budget and Amagansett will get Aid to Education already includes $349,871, a decrease of 8.83%. In a a 20.34% increase to Springs, with prepared statement, Thiele said, the amount set at $1,390,410. “Former Governor Spitzer was That’s an increase of $234,000 determined to severely shortaccording to McGrory. The 2007 change Long Island…Governor State Aid slated $100,000 to the Patterson is to be commended for district for property tax relief was working with the Long Island delincreased to $300,000 in the 2008 egation.” His office puts Long budget. Island’s share of the education aid East Hampton School District at about 13%. But it was allotted Superintendent Quinn received $2,517,544 in New York more this year — with Suffolk State Budget Aid to Education — that’s about County getting an increase of $140.2 million. The $84,000 less than the previous year, a decrease largest amount of aid to a Suffolk County school of 3.25%. In the other Town of East Hampton district was South Country, which received a school districts for 2008, Montauk will receive whopping $54.9 million, the largest increase of

35.24%. Meanwhile Springs and East Hampton school districts locked into their positions, forcing Springs School Board Superintendent Thomas Quinn to present his proposed budgets that ranged from $21,139,916 to $21,705,354. The budgets include proposals to decrease the number of children in each class in the lower grades by having off site classrooms for pre-K, as well as the high school tuition increases. Quinn is doing all he can to avoid double digit increases to the Springs’ taxpayers. April 25 is the date Springs is required by state law to have its budget in place. The date for the vote on a proposed 2008-2009 school budget for Springs taxpayers is May 20.

ther fueled speculation that they are getting cold feet about the project, which includes 49 units that exist in the building and an additional 16 units in seven different townhouses, as well as a pool and recreation area. The chairman of the Zoning Board of Appeals, Michael Bromberg, was surprised by the cancellation. After all, he is normally the person who does the canceling regarding this project. The last two times, he cancelled the meetings because the Board had not yet decided on what it was going to do about the affordable housing requirement, and whether or not they were going

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Who’s Here By Susan M. Galardi The music…It sounds like Philip Glass. Maybe not — more like Stravinsky, Rake’s Progress. Wait. That part sounds like Barber — Vanessa. Oh, okay, Sondheim, Into the Woods. No…Berg, definitely Berg — Woyzzeck. The singer…Sounds like a Broadway belter. Hmm. Maybe pop or cabaret? No, more legit. Oh, she’s an opera singer. These thoughts rushed through my mind during the first five minutes of Adding Machine. Searing impressions that disappeared as quickly as they made their marks. This new musical, imported from Chicago and currently playing in New York’s Minetta Lane Theater, is defiantly uncategorizable, incongruous yet incredibly cohesive. Just when you think you have it figured out, something unexpected, unexplained yet completely understandable happens. Adding Machine has been called “improbably brilliant” by The New York Times -– a description as oxymoronic as the show itself. But the theater community is decisive in its opinion. In Chicago, the play won the Joseph Jefferson Award – that town’s version of the Tony. In New York, in addition to the Times’ rave, TimeOut suggested it might be “the best musical of 2008.” It was nominated for six Lucille Lortel Awards including best musical, director, lighting design, costumes, lead actor, lead actress; and The Drama League nominated it for best musical on Monday. One of the three producers credited with bringing this remarkable show to New York is Margaret Cotter, an ivy-league educated former Brooklyn D.A. turned theater producer who splits her time between her apartment in New York, her home in the Amagansett dunes, and anywhere the pursuit of the next hit show takes her. When she finds it, the decision is clear, as it was with Adding Machine. “Very rarely do I find shows that sustain a style so well,” said Cotter in an interview in Amagansett. “It’s like a film. I’ve been involved with so many shows, but not like this.” Cotter’s producing credits during the last ten years include Alan Bennett’s Talking Heads, Bat Boy and Lypsinka! (OffBroadway); and The Flying Karamazov Brothers’ Catch!, Forbidden Broadway, and I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change in Chicago. She was a coproducer of one Broadway musical, the promising Elvis tribute All Shook Up in 2004. “I thought it was a shoo-in,” said Cotter, a slim woman with steely blue eyes contrasted by an ever-present smile. “But it lost money. People

Margaret Cotter Producer wanted Elvis.” Unlike a show based on a veritable household name, Adding Machine came without that comfort level of familiarity. Directed by David Cromer and written by Jason Loewith and Joshua Schmidt, who also composed the score, it opened

play about a hapless number cruncher who, after 25 years of service to the same company, is replaced by a machine and subsequently murders his boss. In this musical adaptation, almost completely through-composed, German Expressionism meets theater of the absurd, meets modern opera, meets performance art. In other words, uncategorizable. Cotter was introduced to Adding Machine by Scott Morfee, who runs the Barrow Street Theater with his partner Tom Wirtshafter and had seen the show in Chicago. “I knew Scott from the industry. He called me about the play in October,” she said. “The show had closed — it only had a six-week run. I got the music and the script and was captivated.” Cotter was quick to admit that there was another factor, beyond her impressions and Morfee’s recommendation, that helped seal the deal. “It was the reviews. The reviews were really important,” she said. “I knew the critics who wrote them. I knew their taste.” The three decided to take the chance with Adding Machine, but it was a calculated risk. “It helps being the landlord,” said Cotter who, in addition to producing and co-producing, will also “four-wall” a show — that is, book it in one of her own venues. She is president of Liberty Theaters, which owns and operates the Orpheum, Union Square and Minetta Lane in New York, as well as the Royal George, a four-theater complex in Chicago. “There is a 90% risk of failure in theater,” she said. “The minimum cost to produce a show in a smaller off-Broadway house is $500-600K. I wouldn’t recommend producing on your own — I stay away from producing solo in New York.” Cotter grew up in Los Angeles in a family that owned movie houses including New York’s City Cinemas. She studied law at Georgetown and became an assistant District Attorney in Brooklyn. “It was fun — there was a huge amount of theatricality,” she said. “It was a very busy office. I tried a lot of cases and I got a little burned out.” The year she left the world of criminal justice, Cotter’s father entered the world of New York theater, soon to be followed by his daughter. “My father was negotiating to buy the Minetta Lane — he wanted to turn it into a small single screen art theater,” she said. “The owners had booked a show for three months, just as he was closing on the deal. The play opened — it was Other People’s Money, and it ran for five years.” Ironically, Adding Machine is having its run at the Minetta Lane, 10 years after the 1998 acquisition. That same year, Cotter made her first foray into the business, as a coproducer of

This past Monday, Cotter sent an email that read: “We received four nominations from New York Outer Critics...” February 25, has been extended two weeks past its mid-June deadline, and according to Cotter, it will most likely be extended again. “Our advance sales are growing every week,” she said, “which means word of mouth is happening.” Adding Machine is based on Elmer Rice’s 1923

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the blues/rock musical, Love Janis, based on the letters of Janis Joplin. It ran in one of Cotter’s Chicago venues, and was booked at Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor a few seasons ago. In 2001, some of the “other people’s money” needed for a new production belonged to Cotter. For Bat Boy, the hilarious, ripped-from-thetabloids musical, she invested for the first time and negotiated her first deal. “I met the director. Scott Schwartz – Steven Schwartz’s son,” said Cotter. “I wasn’t able to see the workshop production of Bat Boy, but I read the script — it was such camp, but so well done. And as soon as I heard the music, I was sold.” Bat Boy opened in New York in February at the Union Square Theater. “It was very well received by the New York critics,” said Cotter.

“By August it really hit its stride. Then September 11 happened.” While Bat Boy went on to have a life, the show never regained its footing in New York. Not so for Adding Machine, which has been on a steady forward march. “The minute the reviews came out, two film companies and two Broadway producers approached us. And there was interest for the publishing rights,” said Cotter. “But I want to hold off, maybe get more nominations.” This past Monday, Cotter sent an email that read: “Just in…We received four nominations from New York Outer Critics — Outstanding New Off-Broadway Musical, Outstanding New Score (On or Off-Broadway), Outstanding Director of a Musical (On or Off-Broadway) —

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With the School Board presidents doing what they can to hold down the cost to the taxpayers, they heard the voices of the people who clamored about keeping the tax increase as low as possible. Some Springs residents intimated they’d vote for the “austerity budget.” But even the austerity budget would raise the individual taxes by $180. Tough choices needed to be made now that there’s no hope for East Hampton’s Board to reconsider a softer position on the tuition. Some believe that it’s in the best longrange interest of the Board to do the right thing, not the least expensive thing. Once the deal is struck, Thiele’s help may be needed to give more State money to Springs School District for property tax relief.

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By Dan Rattiner April 18-April 25, 2008 Riders: 1,426 Rider Miles: 12,060 The Hampton Subway is running! The Hampton Subway is running again! I can’t believe this has happened. But it has. Last Tuesday at midnight, a whole crowd of us demonstrating against the closing of the subway in Hampton Bays ran down the stairs to get in. The cops didn’t stop us. In fact, many joined. You wouldn’t believe this, but there is no door or gates down at the bottom of the stairs, so you can just walk right onto the platform. And guess what was there? Yes! A subway train at the stop, the doors open and ready to go. We jumped the turnstiles and went aboard. From looking at the debris and the newspapers left in some of the cars — we found a Dan’s Papers from early March — this train was last in service on February 17, the day they sold the subway. But I can tell you that all this crap about the Hampton Subway System being sold and being converted to an underground club for the rich is simply not true. There are no fancy renovations under way. There’s no spa or private millionaire’s club off the platform in Southampton, no Eliot Spitzer heading up a team of security guards, no art on the walls, no nothing. And I can tell you all this because although at first we climbed on the train just to sit in the cars for old times sake, suddenly there was someone running through the cars asking if anybody was a motorman or something. And so the found hero of this. His name is Frank McNamara and he’s a retired motorman from the New York Subway System living in Hampton Bays. And so he went into the motorman’s booth in the front car, turned the key in the ignition and off we went. He went real slowly at first. He was worried that there were trains parked in other stations. But there weren’t. We drove the entire route. The trains are in the Montauk yard. As near as we can figure, all the trains got parked there and then Commissioner Aspinall and his cohorts took this one train back to Hampton Bays to the main office there and that’s where they were arrested. There’s no other explanation for this. We’ve now got nearly half the trains running and they’re leaving every half hour, not quite as great as the every 15 minutes we’ve been used to. We need more motormen! More conductors! More subway token booth operators! If you were one of the 1,000 people who lost your job when this place got sold, come on down. We’re running two shifts — 6 a.m.-1 p.m. and 1 p.m.- 8 p.m. As for the rest of you, we’re up and running and we are FREE! We’ve found a huge stash of subway tokens — there are billions and billions of them. And we’ve got some of them out by the turnstiles

in driving range pails that Poxabogue Golf lent to us so you don’t have the jump the turnstiles. And there are huge storage tanks filled with diesel out at Montauk and if we can get enough volunteers, we can keep this subway in service running for the next month at least. I don’t know yet how this is going to turn out. But we’ll figure something

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gravesite in Valhalla, New York. It was their intention to unite their father with their mother, Mell. They would be buried there side by side. The trustees voted 6 to 1 to honor this request, and sent a letter to the heirs saying so. The exhumation could go forward without delay, but they said they would only approve the moving of the body if ordered to do so by a judge. They said later that they feared community objections. This would allow the community to sue if they chose. As time went by after the vote, all of the trustees began to realize what this move might mean to East Marion. And soon, a majority of them were united against the move. George Morton, the president of the cemetery association, said that he regrets voting with a majority when the first letter came in, and he has changed his mind. “As far as I can see, he should stay right here,� he said, adding that he had only recently realized that Rothko was such a famous artist. “This is a place that was a comfort to him,� said another trustee. “While I respect the family’s wishes, I think he is where he belongs and where he should be.�

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While it’s not illegal to swim in the ocean, it is illegal for a town to charge money for parking stickers for a beach that doesn’t have a County permit. Waters expressed his concern that this major Montauk beach may be closed unless Town officials come to life with an acceptable, viable plan to follow the State code. He is not interested in closing the beach but insuring acceptable legal health conditions that bathers at public beaches are entitled to. He intends to eliminate a health hazard due to unsanitary conditions at “overused smelly portable facilities that don’t meet code.” Laraine Creegan, Executive Director of the Montauk Chamber of Commerce, said, “The chamber is trying to arrange a meeting of Town officials and Mr. Waters on April 25 to solve this problem.” She acknowledged that running water and improved temporary toilets are needed, at the very least. She wasn’t sure if these proposals alone would be able to persuade Waters to issue a permit for, as she put it, “One of Montauk’s prime beaches during the summer.” Waters travels around the County to inspect town-sponsored beaches to see if they comply

with the codes, as well as beaches that are not officially Town-sponsored but might be unofficially sponsored and require designation and a permit. In recent years, Two Mile Hollow Beach in East Hampton was so designated after a series of events that started with complaints from a homeowner. Waters investigated, and saw more than 50 people swimming, and a paved parking lot accommodating numerous cars requiring permits. He ordered that the beach be made official with lifeguards

and permanent bathrooms. Many longtime habitués believe the uniqueness of that beach has been compromised, but Waters feels it is safer and no longer a health hazard due to lack of bathroom facilities for its increasing number of bathers. He would not confirm nor deny that Egypt Beach, behind The Maidstone Club, was now officially being monitored. He did say that he is always looking out for the safety of residents wherever they bathe — as is his duty. So the question is, will one of Montauk’s major beaches be closed to swimmers this summer? Or will Town officials scramble and somehow put together a plan for long range and short range adherence to State and County law concerning health conditions? Waters stressed it was the last thing on Earth he wanted to do, as he was hoping East Hampton and Montauk officials were not going to leave him no choice. “I will not issue a permit if the beach is not in accordance with State and County code,” Waters said more than once. So the clock ticks and hopefully some sort of solution can be reached. Otherwise the only thing swimming iat Nick’s Beach will be the fish off shore.

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Thiele and State Senator Kenneth LaValle have started a process to recommend further guidelines on how to utilize the 10%. It is that 10% provision that’s the center of some controversy, but McGrory stated that a meeting to address this issue was scheduled well before any controversy arose. And now, it has been reported that Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot would like to create a new system of calculating the funds for the PILOT program. Her proposal will recommend using the actual amount of real estate taxes lost to the Town as a guide to how much can be withdrawn from the CPF, and she plans to have the voters of Southampton involved in the vote on any changes. Perhaps this is a bowshot being fired by Kabot, indicating a change in philosophy on the needs of the Town and how tax money should be spent. It seems that her intentions are to access the fund to relieve Town real estate taxes by using the CPF. Southampton voters may be put in a position to decide whether the CPF should be used to purchase open lands to preserve the character of the Hamptons, or as a vehicle to help augment the dollar cost of the increases in services to the town.

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who would put the pleasure of staring at a large number in a bank book in second place behind the joys of living in a warm, loving and supportive community. The black community along the turnpike was founded from the struggle to free the slaves during the Civil War. Actually, it came into existence before the Civil War, when concerned northerners both black and white created the Underground Railroad so slaves could make their way up from the Deep South to freedom in the north. After the Civil War, the community grew and when potato farming became the mainstay of the local economy around 1910, still more blacks, mostly migrants, came up here with their families to dig the potatoes and raise their families. The centerpieces of the black community are the numerous churches along the turnpike, most notably the Baptist Church. Another important institution there is the Bridgehampton Child and Recreation Center, which provides day care and pre-school and post-school services for this hardworking blue-collar community. You can argue all you want that bigger houses with fancier cars and expensive art and antiques are better than little houses with older cars and hand-me-down furniture. But the part of the situation you are leaving

out is Junior Brown’s birthday party, Paul Jeffer’s anniversary party, Uncle Bill’s barbecue and slide show from his recent trip to New Hampshire, and a whole lot of other things that make up the fabric of a vibrant cultural community here. To send them off with a few more bucks in their pockets and replace what they have built during the last two centuries here with a few more fancy houses that will only be occupied a

few weekends a year and for the rest will just keep a bunch of house watchers, landscapers, electricians and alarm company workers employed, doesn’t even come close. There is plenty of vacant land available for more McMansions everywhere else in the Hamptons other than where a historic community of largely blue-collar workers already exists. So yes, sound the alarm. And bring it all to the attention of the Town Board. Did Suskind and Co. do this deliberately? Probably not. The land came up for sale because the owner, also a vineyard owner, wanted to cash out. They picked up an option on it. And the outcome will be that they will either let the option drop without losing anything, they will make enough ruckus to cause the Town to buy the property to keep them from developing the land, which in real estate terms is called a “flip,” resulting in a smallish multi-million dollar profit for scaring some people into thinking you might do some work, to actually DOING the work, which will largely destroy the black community and bring the developers either great riches or great losses, depending on the market. So yes, in my opinion, an ethnic community filled with pride is worth sheltering and protecting. The Town is awash in real estate transfer tax money. Buying this property is a good way to use it. •

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner $4? Gas is $4 a gallon? Are you kidding me?! Yes, it has finally happened. Gas in East Hampton is officially four bucks a gallon, and it is pretty awful, if you ask me. Every time I go to the pump I get angry, and not just a little angry, but like really angry. I consider myself an emotionally stable person, but I am this close to having a complete freak-out because of the price of gas. It makes me crazy. I drive slower now to save gas. I don’t accelerate quickly when I’m on a hill. I switch the car into neutral. I think of ways to stop paying for gas. When you live in Montauk and work in Bridgehampton, the dollars add up. I have been so nuts about gas prices that I have even surfed the Internet for a solution. I found myself at water4gas.com, which sells a book that teaches you how to install a device in your car that will double your gas

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By T.J. Clemente The Southampton Inn has been a focal point of the community since Jim Passavia founded it in 1972. Twenty-six years later, current owner Dede Gotthelf purchased the Inn, which has long been a respite for so many visitors to Southampton including many of the rich and famous. Gotthelf is a former Hampton Bays lifeguard, and recalled spending summers at her family’s cottage in that town. “In 1951 my father went to rent the cottage for the usual $500, but ended up buying it for $1,000,” she said, describing Hampton Bays in the 1950s as an “idealistic place that was so wonderful for real people to have a spot in the country at the beach.” Gotthelf went on to be one of the first women to attend Williams College, and afterwards worked for Chase Manhattan Bank, her mentor being the legendary David Rockefeller. She has summed up her career to date as a “banker, broker, bureaucrat, builder and now an innkeeper.” Gotthelf’s vision is now focused on creating a world-class restaurant at the Inn. Oso, a steakhouse, will be opening in May and will have many creative features including children’s tables and chairs so the youngsters can dine with their feet on the ground. Heather Dunn of Heather Dunn and Co. was brought in to cover the main wall with a unique mossy green weathered plaster. An outdoor cocktail section

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is also being created for guests. Gotthelf’s enthusiasm for this project was evident, as she is personally selecting the art, chairs, tables and floors to make sure that Oso will be a wonderful platform for four-star Chef Peter Dunlop, who has worked at The American Hotel in Sag Harbor. Gotthelf added that Oso would present both classic and imaginative dishes featuring local produce that when in season she considers second to none. The Southampton Inn has already been a traditional home for wonderful weddings, catered conferences, wine tastings and Town meetings. In fact, the Town gathered there to have a public forum with LIPA concerning the proposed power lines. And the Inn’s 90 guestrooms have all recently been remodeled and

refitted with Tempur-Pedic mattresses. Another caveat of The Southampton Inn is its children’s playroom that includes an authentic Viking range, video games, toys and TV. Along with the children’s playroom, the Inn has a swimming pool and beautiful grounds with chairs strategically located for afternoon reading or private conversations. The grounds are so pristine that many a wedding photo has been taken on there in the last 36 years. The Inn will also soon be the home of The Elaine Benson Gallery featuring the art of Kimberly Goff. The future is bright for The Southampton Inn. Gotthelf is committed to keep the Inn and its soon-to-be-opened restaurant’s atmosphere “Southampton country, casual crisp and clear with a lot of whimsy.” The front desk staff — Kim, Holly, Rita, Katie, Michelle, Roy, Gerry — have all been seasoned in treating everyone who enters the Inn in a warm special way, being attentive to their needs and desires, and always with a genuine smile. The definition of an Inn is a place that provides food and lodging for travelers. The Southampton Inn under the watchful skilled eye of Gotthelf will continue to be that and so much more. The Southampton Inn is located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. For more information, visit southamptoninn.com or call 1-800-8326500/631-283-6500.

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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #495 Polygamy, the Game the Whole Family Can Play! The Old Testament is full of polygamy, but it worked back then because so many women died during childbirth, so having a backup wife made sense. I believe that’s the reason Mormons thrived on the American Frontier, where one in four women died during childbirth. Having a backup wife, or two, could literally make the difference in survival. Islam allows a man four wives, as long as he can support each wife equally, which creates a self-leveling system. I recall reading that

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The men made all the rules and they make all the decisions. The women aren’t allowed to wear makeup or cut their hair, and they all have to wear prairie dresses. They are taught that if they disobey it will cost them their immortal souls. Wow! I’ve got to hand it to Jeffs. He has managed to acquire complete control over hundreds of people who think he talks to God. Amazing. Clearly, a woman has to be born into this cult. I don’t think any of us with a brain could check it at the gate before joining them. * * * Penny, age 30, who joined the cult a year ago: George, are you gonna mow the lawn today? George, age 48: Not today, sweetcakes, I’ve got to get Lucy pregnant. God’s commandments come first. Penny: Not Lucy, she’s your daughter, remember? I think you’re supposed to plow Jennifer today. But how long can that take? You can still get the lawn done. George: Have one of the boys do it. Penny: Can’t, they’re at the Temple studying “Polygamy 101: Don’t Bother With Names, Call Them All Sweetcakes.� George: Well, you do it then and stop bothering me. I command you to mow the lawn and forbid you to bring it up again. Penny: Okay, then you’ll need to order someone else to make dinner for 37 kids. George: Oh, were you on for dinner tonight? Penny: Not anymore. I’ll be doing something I can’t mention. George: 37? Are we up to 37 kids now? How did that happen? Penny: Well, I could give you a clue. But instead, how about you just count your total kids once a week. You know how many chickens you have, right? George: 142. Penny: I’m not sure where it’s written in the Bible, but I bet a man is supposed to keep track of his children at least as well as his livestock. Something like, “Counteth not thy children before they hatch.� George: I know being the leader of this family looks like fun and games to you, but I work hard for all 21 wives, you know. Penny: Twenty wives, you said you married me to replace Constance. George: Constance? Where did Constance go? Penny: She cheated on you with Bill. She’s his 17th wife now. George: Well, that makes us even. I stole Susan and Patrice from him. Penny: Constance left her seven kids. George: Left me with seven kids? I’ll have her shunned for that! Penny: They’re your kids too, George. Aren’t they? George: Who knows? I’m so busy trying to keep everybody pregnant, if one slips by me, how am I gonna know? Penny: On the outside, they’d say, “It’s tough out here for a pimp.�


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Dan’s North Fork OVER

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with Lenn Thompson value. When I was there, I got to taste Winemaker Morten Hallgren is some of Morten’s first vintages at doing exciting things with other Ravines—a Riesling, a chardonnay, a grapes as well. pinot noir and a cabernet franc. All Morten, who was raised in impressed, particularly the pinot Provence on his family’s vineyard, noir, which is really just coming into has a diverse winemaking backits own. ground that took him from France Of the current releases, the 2007 to Texas, to North Carolina, and Sauvignon Blanc ($18) stood out— finally to the Finger Lakes, where even if it was only bottled two days he is best known for his six years ago. And, for anyone who thinks that as head winemaker at Dr. great wine can only be made with the Konstantin Frank Vinifera Wine classic grapes of Europe, think again. Cellars. Ravines Wine Cellars 2006 Keuka In 2000, Morten and his wife Village White ($12), a blend of 80% Lisa bought 17 acres of land on a Cayuga White and 20% Vignoles, was glacier-carved hillside on the eastan affordable surprise that reminds ern slopes of Keuka Lake. This me of the everyday blended wines land is located at the widest part from Alsace. The nose is fruity and Morten Hallgren of the lake, which allows fresh with loads of melon and peach grapevines to receive maximum benefit from its temwith just a little floral character and minerality. perature-moderating effects. It has well-drained soils Medium-to-light bodied, those same fruits dominate and is situated between two deep ravines, which the palate with slightly tropical hints as well. There drain cold air from the land during the winter. These is a light sweetness to the wine, but more than ravines are the namesake of the winery. When I visenough acidity to bring balance. I don’t see many of these wines south of ited, they had just plowed 6 acres behind the tasting Westchester, but they are worth seeking out, either room for planting later this spring with Riesling, online or at the winery itself. The Hallgrens are chardonnay, pinot noir, cabernet sauvignon and petit manseng. doing great things in their welcoming little winery. Photo by Lenn Thompson

My Finger Lakes Riesling of the Moment This week, I’m spending four beautifully relaxing days at a lakefront cottage just south of Penn Yan — smack dab in the middle of the Finger Lakes wine region. It’s the off season, so Keuka Lake is quiet, almost eerily so when compared with the chaos that is often Long Island, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t anything to be excited about. In a word: Riesling. Much like merlot dominates Long Island, Riesling rules the wine landscape up here. And, during our first afternoon tasting along the east side of the lake, I found what is my Riesling of the moment: Ravines Wine Cellars 2006 Riesling ($17). No, it probably isn’t be the best Riesling in the world, but it might just be the best in the region. And, in this moment, sitting out on the dock, my toes near numb as they dangle in the frigid water, sipping a lightly chilled glass as I type away on my laptop — there isn’t another Riesling I’d rather have in my glass. Deliciously minerally, with lime, orange blossom and crisp apple flavors, it’s the dryness (many Finger Lakes Rieslings are made in an off-dry style) and a focused electric charge of acidity that bring structure and lift this wine to new heights. Medium bodied and lingers on the finish, inviting another sip or bite of your meal. This is Finger Lakes Riesling at its most elegant and food friendly. Best of all, it’s a great

North Fork Events FRIDAY, APRIL 25 BLACK HISTORY LECTURE- At 4 p.m.: check out the celebratory lecture on Black history by Rev. Malcolm Byrd of A.M.E. Zion Church in Greenport, presented by Jo Johnson, at Peconic Landing, Greenport; includes live entertainment by young people of community. Free. RSVP: 631-477-3800, ext. 229. POT ROAST DINNER- From 5-7 p.m. a pot roast dinner with “seconds on us” at Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue. Bar open until 8 p.m. Donation: adults, $15; 2 for $25; children, $10. 631-734-7338. ARTIST LECTURE- At 2:30 p.m., Peter Marcelle, juror of current exhibit “The Creative Process,” discusses what is involved in an artist’s creative process; at East End Arts Council gallery, Riverhead. Fee: $20; members, $15. 631727-0900.

SATURDAY, APRIL 26 BROWN BAG LECTURE- From 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. check out a brown bag lecture: ‘Sustainable Landscaping’ with Nancy Leskody ad Anne Trimble at Trimble’s Nursery, Cutchogue. Learn trade secrets for reviving and greening your garden with native plants. Bring lunch. Hosted by Group for the East End. RSVP: 631-537-1400, ext. 13, kschertel@eastenddenvironment.org. BENEFIT CONCERT AT THE VAIL LEAVITT- From 7-10 p.m. enjoy a benefit concert for Hope Children’s Fund at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead, features Long Island bands Last Future, Purple Operator, Not Quite Rebels, Oliver Lankard, Trashed on Fiction and My Summer. Tickets: advance, $7; at door, $10. Seating limited; reservations recommended: 631-821-8184, kMann@swr.k12.ny.us. THE BIG DUCK REGATTA- From 9 a.m.-2 p.m. check out the East End Rowing’s 3rd annual Big Duck Regatta at Big Duck park, Flanders; event features over 300 rowers from 10 high schools who compete in 1250-meter race. Participating local schools include Riverhead, McGannMercy, Westhampton Beach, Hampton Bays and Shoreham-Wading River. Awards given immediately after each race. Big Duck Regatta T-shirts available for pur-

chase. 631-807-6755, www.eastendrowing.org. OYSTERPONDS HISTORICAL SOCIETY- At 4 p.m. enjoy a ‘Play Ball!’ presentation by Bill Hands, who discusses his career as a major league pitcher with San Francisco Giants, Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins and Texas Rangers. Q A follows led by his son, Orient Service Center’s poet-in-residence Billy Hands. Part of Winter Lecture Series at Poquatuck Hall. Free; RSVP: 631-3232480, ohsorient@optonline.net. CHINESE AUCTION- From 10 a.m.-1 p.m.: 19th annual chinese auction sponsored by Ladies Auxiliary of East Marion Fire Department at EMFD hall; includes refreshments and white elephant table. 631-477-0539. THE CUSTER INSTITUTE- From 2:30 and 3:30 p.m. the Starlab Portable Planetarium Show with presenter and storyteller Andi Pisacano; learn about constellations and other celestial bodies and myths associated with them. Suggested donation: adults, $8; children age 13 and under, $5; family of 2 adults and children, $20. 631-765-2626,

SUNDAY, APRIL 27 DINOSAURS- From 11 a.m.-4 p.m. enjoy a Dinosaur discovery program at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; stand in dinosaur footprints, measure stride of T-Rex, handle replicas of dinosaur teeth, claws and eggs, make tooth to take home. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000, www.lisciencecenter.org.

UPCOMING EVENTS SATURDAY MAY 10, SUNDAY MAY 11, LIEB CELLARS PRESENTS- Lieb Cellars Presents Mothers Day Weekend Wine and Chocolate Pairing. The boutique winery on the North Fork, and Bon Bon Chocolatier, a gourmet chocolate shop in Huntington, have teamed up, once again, for a very special Mother’s Day weekend wine and chocolate pairing. Lieb Cellars will feature five wines, including the last of the 2006 Bridge Lane Rosé, as well as, the Bridge Lane Bubbly Sparkling wine. Five special, handmade chocolates will then be selected to pair with each wine. The pairing costs $15 a person ($12 for Lieb Cellars Wine Club Members). The complete line of Lieb Cellars

wines will also be available for tastings. The event runs from 1-4 p.m. Saturday May 10 and Sunday May 11 in the Lieb Cellars Tasting Room. If you wish to attend this event please RSVP, as space is limited. Call 631-734-1100. THE NORTH FORK AUDUBON SOCIETY- At 8 a.m. on Tuesdays with Tom; visit various local birding “hot spots” including Dune Road on South Fork, with Tom Damiani, in search of wintering birds; dress appropriately for weather. Meet for carpooling at Red House, Inlet Pond County Park, Greenport. Nonmembers, $5. 631-275-3202, birdspeak@aol.com.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77.


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Dan’s North Fork

Decision Women Throw One Great Party Photos by Lynn Spinnato and David Lion Rattiner

Fireworks, Wine, Professional Dancers, Monster.com, Duck Walk North, Singers And More

Mr. and Mrs. Scott Russell, Barbara Damianos, Dr. Dan Damianos, Catherine P. Saxton, Clara Marci

The night included live singing performances from St. George Production, with impersonations of the music by Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald and Faye Emerson. A sensational part of the evening was a professional dance performance by world champion dancers Kelvin Roche and Lori Ann Greenhouse. As my colleagues and friends from Dan’s Papers, Catherine Ellams and Jean Lynch, smiled in amazement at the evening, we all sipped from our wine glasses and cheered. “Can you believe how lovely this party is?” Jean said. “This is just so lovely, so fabulous,” Catherine replied as she watched the dancers literally fly over the floor. You can see a video of these dancers on the

blog at www.danshamptons.com. “In five minutes we raised $5,000,” Clara Macri told me when she described the small auction. At the end of the evening, a fireworks display donated by Bay Fireworks President Charles Rappa went off in the background of the vineyard. The $10,000 fireworks show put the evening into the world-class category, it was truly magical. Everyone was in awe, including the people from the law firm Jaspan Schlesinger Hoffman LLP, who donated an incredibly large check to the cause. It was pure magic on the North Fork last Friday, we are all so lucky to have things like this happen here.

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By David Lion Rattiner Last Friday at Duck Walk North Vineyards on the North Fork in Southold was one of the most amazing, elegant and first-rate parties this reporter has ever been to. It was hosted by Decision Women (www.decisionwomen.com), an organization that networks professional women and women business owners who raise money for charities. Clara Macri, the Chairwoman of the event, a former Wall Street success and world traveler, was all smiles with Lise Poulos, the EVP and CAO of Monster.com, who was the title sponsor of the evening. Decision Women that evening raised money for Long Island Cares, The Harry Chapin Food Bank, the Long Island Farm Bureau and Good Shepherd Hospice. The night featured an amazing array of cocktails, wine and food, and the good people at Buoy One Restaurant and Caterers kept the food and the raw oysters flying through the party. It was amazing to find out the Duck Walk North donated their gorgeous vineyard space for the event and our hat is off to Doctor and Mrs. Dan Damianos, the owners of Duck Walk, for making such a special evening possible.

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Dan’s North Fork Athens Gyro & Grill

just something to drink while waiting for your main course but are really beautiful dishes in their own rights. Similarly, the Mediterranean salad with delicate baby spinach leaves, Kalamata olives, roasted red peppers and artichokes with a dressing of olive oil and vinegar was another dish to enjoy for its own style, simplicity and elegance. For our main course we sampled some of the daily specials. Calamari usually appears on menus in its

33 East Main Street Riverhead 631-727-1301 his emphasis on ‘fresh, simple and local’, which is really the way to describe truly good Greek cooking. We started with soup, always, for me, one of the key tests of just how good a restaurant is. The lentil soup with roasted garlic was full of deep intense tastes and the texture was perfect. Chicken avgolemono soup is one of the Greek classics. Here the broth was light and fragrant with just enough lemon to bring out the full flavors and combined with beautifully cooked orzo pasta to complete another great soup. These are not

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John Mantzopoulos, the very dedicated chef/owner of this restaurant, offers some of the best gyros and grills in the world, but his restaurant offers so much more then that, making it an intimate and sensational place. In the past three years John has transformed the surroundings and décor of this relatively small ten-table restaurant into a very comfortable, welcoming taverna style venue where you can eat some seriously good and surprisingly affordable Greek and Mediterranean inspired cooking. On the night we ate there, he had just installed all new tables with larger tops to allow diners more room to enjoy their food, another small but telling instance of how he continually strives for improvement. The menu is comprehensive and there are always daily specials based on the best available local produce because another major theme of John’s cooking style is

crispy fried version served with a tangy dipping sauce, but here John took some local fresh calamari, lightly grilled them over charcoal and then dressed them with a rich deep olive oil and balsamic reduction to make a delicate textured full flavored dish that made us savor every mouthful. The next dish was a bowl of salmon, shrimp, clams and scallops sautéed with olive oil, fresh basil, cinnamon and ouzo. The presentation was excellent and the blend of tastes and textures produced another great example of how simple is best, as long as you have great ingredients to start with. Finally we had the simplest and arguably the best of a great selection. When fish is exceptionally fresh all it needs is to be lightly broiled and served with a light sauce to make a great dish. This really was the case here, because the fluke melted in the mouth and the fresh lemon, capers and avgolemono sauce was a masterpiece. If you love fish and this is on the menu when you eat here, this should be a must, because it exemplifies the art of Greek cooking at its best and this is not just my judgment, but much more importantly, that of Stella, my Greek American wife, who said it made her reminisce of meals eaten at great tavernas in Greece. We also sampled a side dish of grilled beets that, with their deep earthy rustic tastes, are always a perfect complement to grilled fish dishes. After these delights we really had no room remaining for anything other than a couple of Greek butter cookies and a cup of Greek coffee. John has also put together a very interesting, eclectic wine list. He offers wines from all over Greece, from Macedonia to the islands of Evia and Santorini. The organic Rodito from Evia that I drank was a very crisp, full flavored white wine. I also had to try something else that was new, a wine from Israel. The Recanati Sauvignon Blanc from Shomron (Samaria) was pleasantly full of up front acidity and citrus flavors. The wines of Long Island are also well represented and all of the wines are well priced at $7 to $9 by the glass and from $20 a bottle. Appetizers range from $3.95 to $10.95 for a selection of traditional Greek mezes. Main courses range from $16.95 to $22.95 and include a choice of soup or salad and one side dish. Desserts, those delicious Greek specialties such as baklava and galactobouriko and wonderful creamy organic sheep’s milk yogurt with sour cherry preserve, are from $4.75 to $5.75. Riverhead is rapidly becoming one of those places where you can find a range of affordable restaurants offering excellent truly ethnic cuisine, and at Athens Gyro & Grill John Mantzopoulos carries the flag for his native Greece with great style. Mediterranean cuisine is regularly cited by the medical profession as being healthy so here you can eat well, enjoy everything and not feel guilty for a change. Roy Bradbrook


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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello The weather was perfect this entire week for springcleaning inside and out. Speaking of spring, you know it has arrived when you attend the Hamptons Home & Garden Show at the Southampton Elks Fairgrounds on Route 27, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, May 2-4. There will be over 200 local vendors as well as vendors from all over the country with resources, ideas and services that include free interior design consults, cooking demos, unique products, rare finds and great bargains. There will be various events and a live auction going on throughout the show weekend, so log onto the Web site for complete information at hhgshow.com or check out the great supplement in this paper! In Hampton Bays on West Montauk Highway at Accents J. Tortorella Swimming Pools you can save by purchasing outdoor summer classics early. Buy a furniture set before Memorial Day and take an additional 15% off. There are patio sets that start at $299, now that’s affordable! Hot Off The Press: Southampton’s own Southampton Inn, located at 91 Hill St., is welcoming local residents for a limited number of swimming pool and tennis court memberships. A one-time fee of $1,000 for a family of four (two adults, two children under 16) or $700 for one adult will provide access to the Inn’s all-weather tennis court and heated swimming pool (the latter surrounded by a luxurious tableand-umbrella-covered patio). In addition, members will be able to take advantage of the Inn’s indoor game room, complete with big-screen TV, pool table, video games, a dedicated children’s play area and fitness room. The Inn underwent extensive renovation earlier this year and an on-site restaurant will be completed in May. To sign up for a swimming pool and tennis court membership or for more information, contact the Southampton Inn at 631-283-6500, or visit the Inn’s

Web site at southamptoninn.com. to choose from in the garden shop At the Clearing House on sitting pretty in the center of the Country Road 39 in Southampton nursery that is filled with unique and on First Street in Greenport, flowers, gifts, florals, supplies, referthere’s a tag pricing sale on outence books and so much more. standing furniture, lighting, china, At Country Gardens at crystal, linens, artwork, pottery, Bridgehampton on Snake Hollow rugs, fabric, jewelry, kids stuff and Road look for sales on selected mermuch more. This is a Charity Tag chandise, getting you ready for Sale Fundraiser to support their spring planting, cleaning and garpartnership with Habitat for Waterstone Pottery, Southampton dening. The sale ends April 28, so Humanity. Log onto the Web site for get going and get an early start. additional information at clearingON THE NORTH FORK: Mark housesouthampton.com your calendar for the North Fork Antique Association’s In early spring many of us start cleaning up the spring promotional sales event and tour on Saturday, yard, washing down the patio furniture, and getting April 26, and Sunday April 27, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. the BBQ ready for some outdoor entertaining. The self guided tour starts in Aquebogue and ends in Waterstone Pottery located at 76 Mariner Drive in Greenport. The North Fork antique shops will be offerSouthampton is clearing out its old inventory of ing discounts and something unique at each location, glazed, terra cotta, fiberglass and cement planters and just look for the bright green balloons. The participatmarking them down to 60% off to make room for new ing shops are: Small Holdings Farm, Robert spring/summer inventory. The spring pottery sale is Barker Antiques, Three Sisters Antiques, now in progress. The sale also includes discontinued Antiques & Things, Antiques & Old Lace, Uncle items at great deals that will not last long, so get Bobs General tore & Antiques, White Flower going. Call them at 631 283 5747 for hours and direcFarmhouse, L.I. Doll Hospital/Jan Davis tions. Antiques, Willow Hill Antiques, Pastimes Check out Patio.com on Montauk Highway in Antiques, Kapells Antiques, The Furniture Store Southampton for their give-away free gift – Scorer Antiques, Triangle Sea Sales and Beall & Bell. Foosball table, V force air hockey or Centennial back bar – a $1,000 savings with the purchase of a Until next week. Ciao and happy early spring shopBrunswick Showpiece pool table. With graduation and ping! Father’s Day coming up, this is an ideal gift idea. If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you If you are ready to dig holes and start planting, stop are a new business or have relocated, and you want off at Marder’s Nursery on Snake Hollow Road in everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: shopBridgehampton for a look at all the flowering shrubs, til@danspapers.com and at newkids@danspapers.com bushes and trees that are spreading their wings just or via fax at 631-726-0189. I would love to hear all in time for spring. There is all new inventory with lots about it!

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Laughter is Contagious Central Park is clearly the place to be this spring. Earth Day was a huge success, so thanks to all of you who participated. Your planet (and I) appreciate the effort. But your job in the park isn’t over just yet, because I’m about to assign you a secret mission. If you wish to accept, read on – if not, read on anyway, because by the end of the article, you’ll surely be gathering your guffaws and giggles and saving them up for a genuine laugh riot. Want to know what all the hootin’ and hollerin’ is about on May 3? It’s called LaughTour. Here’s the scoop (and trust me it’s a very in-the-know kind of event): On May 3 (that’s right I’m giving you plenty of notice to turn down garden party invites) you and your friends must arrive at the East Green in Central Park (5th & 69th) at noon, where your trusted leader, Doug Weitz of Life Studio, will hash out the precise details of the next hour or so of your life. A lot of the information is currently under lock and key, but this is all you need to know – yes, it’s one of those need to know basis kind of things. Show up exactly at noon on the East Green. It is then and there that you will synchronize your watches, Doug will give you a final destination, and then you have about a half an hour to slowly meander though the park and very casually settle in at that location. At the predetermined time (for example 1:15 p.m.), you have to start laughing. That’s it. Laugh your ass off! Once you start laughing, find someone else that’s laughing and group up with them. Then group up with more chuckling chums, then more, and more, until it is one giant mass of hysterical people. The group will follow Weitz

TAKE Paumanok Path Part V Through the Edge of the Core The trail takes a left turn by Division Pond, and then a right turn onto an administrative road. Bear left and head north to cross CR 24 and then shortly cross Red Creek Road. Head up the Black Duck Lodge driveway, following the black owl blazes and the Paumanok Path (PP) blazes. Be alert for where the PP turns right, away from the driveway. The black owl blazes continue past the lodge. We are following just the white blazes now. After making the right turn, note the tidal wetlands of Hubbard’s Creek to the left of the trail. Cross over a bridge built by scouts and after a little while turn left onto Red Creek Road. This road takes you over Hubbard’s Creek. As you cross the culvert see if cattails still survive there, then turn right following the path back into the woods. At the first major intersection, you can turn left to take a short walk to Penny Pond. Faded blue owl blazes join the PP blazes. Follow them across Hildreth Road, a wide woods road. After passing a second bench, turn right and follow a yellow owl trail down to Old Squires Road. Turn left and follow the road and yellow owl blazes to turn right for a short walk through the woods behind the ball fields taking you back to the ample parking area. At the edge of the Core, further northeast along Red Creek Road, we reach a 40.5 acre subdivision whose site plan is yet to be determined. According to the Central Pine Barrens Comprehensive Land Use Plan

through the park for a few minutes to a final location, laughing all the way, and when the signal is given, you disperse and go about the rest of the day with a smile on your face. The wish, of course, is that the laughter will spread, attracting people who weren’t part of the initial meeting on East Green. Does it sound strange? Sure it does. It is strange. But it also airs on the side of brilliant. What makes the event even more impressive is that it is the brainchild of a 13-year-old boy. For the sake of anonymity, the name of the boy pulling the strings will not be released, but his story will be, because it’s pretty cool. The boy is a member of Life Studio, an organization which offers transition coaching for kids, teens and the college bound. Weitz, founder of Life Studio, had been working with him in order to find a way to reignite his inspiration and discover something he was passionate about. Doug showed him a video called Frozen Grand Central (performed by a group called Improv Everywhere) where 207 people froze in mid-movement in Grand Central Station for five minutes, then unfroze and left like nothing ever happened. “This got him fired up in a real pure way,” Weitz said. Step by step, the two began to hash out the entire LaughTour event. The boy even chose the spot where all the laughter will occur. They’ve also already planned a LaughTour in

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the Hamptons for August. The energy and drive that created LaughTour is at the heart of Life Studio. Weitz had been an English teacher in the Bronx and East Hampton for years and in 2006, while tutoring a student, he realized he first needed to build a foundation of trust, then work from there, believing that if kids grow in character, self-reliance and self-confidence, all other aspects of their lives will also improve. “In today’s educational climate character education has fallen by the wayside in an era of testing,” he said. “There aren’t very many places that teach kids how to grow up to realize their unique potential.” So Weitz began Life Studio to help kids realize they already possess all the tools they need to write their own narratives. LaughTour is a huge chapter in one boy’s life. It’s time you pick up your own pen and write a few pages of your life. Get your giggle on, because a little laughter can go a long way. Life Studio is run throughout Manhattan during the school year and based in the Hamptons throughout the summer months. LaughTour starts at noon at the East Green in Central Park on May 3. For more information on LaughTour or transition coaching visit Life Studio at lifestudionyc.com.

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the road takes a sharp curve to of 1995, this parcel, “Red Creek Site 3,” is a “Critical Resource the right (immediately after crossing power lines), and turn Area” within the compatible growth area. This open space is left into a small parking area contiguous to the 50,000-acre with guardrail. Be careful not to Pine Barrens Core. I have guided block driveway. Dan’s Papers readers through 43 From Sunrise Highway exit 64 miles of trail (Red Creek; Sears North, immediate right from 104 Bellows; Hubbard Creek; Sarnoff; North onto Pleasure Drive – 100 and the vast expanse of DEC and yards to parking area. Red Creek County lands beyond) many tens Park is located off Jackson of thousands of acres of contiguAvenue in Hampton Bays – from Bollard installed by State DOT. ous public open space lie to the Sunrise Highway “Exit 65N, 24 west. Here the trail will follow an North, Riverhead.” Travel north on existing path along the southern ridge of a kettle, then CR 24 a couple hundred yards. You will see several hopefully through an easement on this subdivision, signs before you bear right onto the turn lane for Old onto Red Creek Road near Squires Pond. At this point, Riverhead Road West. Look for state police, Town of development has pushed this regional initiative onto Southampton Jackson Avenue offices, and town police the road. From Red Creek Road the PP follows signs. Turn right onto Old Riverhead Road, pass the Newtown Road to the Shinnecock Canal. The Town entrance to Southampton Town Police, and make the has purchased much open space around Squires Pond. next left into the park. Where you turn into the park Camp Tekawitha on the north side of the Pond was there is a blue and white sign, Town of Southampton recently preserved by the Town and will be a prime Red Creek Park. Once on the road into the park, condestination for a nature trail or over-night camping for tinue past the picnic areas and enter the last parking the Paumanok Path. This trail may have to skirt this field to the right of the flagpole. Park by the small property to the north. Just south of Squires Pond, the brown and yellow Southampton Town trails sign erectHadley House (Squires family 1700s) was purchased ed between a basketball court and a baseball diamond. by Southampton Town. There is also a piping plover Two hundred feet north along a fence is where the program nearby. It looks like Southampton Town is trail begins. There are diamond shaped yellow STPS protecting as much as they can at the edge of the Core. owl blazes to mark the access trail to the Paumanok Parking at Pleasure Drive, Flanders: the Flanders Path (about 1 mile north). There are pay phones and Presbyterian Church on CR 24 (Flanders Road) is restrooms near the parking area. immediately east of the Pleasure Drive / Flanders This trailhead is hard to find, a kiosk would be helpRoad intersection. Drive south on Pleasure Drive until ful.


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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.57 Benefits – pg. 45 Movies – pg. 52 Day by Day – pg. 45 Kids’ Events – pg. 47

BENEFITS BENEFIT IN MEMORY OF THERESA DURST – 4/25 – 8 p.m. Tickets are $10. At Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. HAMPTONS HOEDOWN – 4/27 – 4:30-8:30 p.m. To benefit Team Continuum, a charity that helps cancer patients and their families with immediate, non-medical needs. Tickets are $250. At Townline BBQ, corner of Townline road and Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-2271. TIME FOR TEENS – 4/30 – 7 p.m. A benefit for a bereavement camp for teenagers. $75 in advance, $100 at the door. At 75 Main, 75 Main St., Southampton. 631-338-7258. SILENT AUCTION – 5/1 – 6-9 p.m. To benefit the Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. $65 includes three-hour open bar, hot and cold specialties, carving station and pasta station. At Indian Cove Restaurant, Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-9453. ROCK THE WALK – 5/1 – 8 p.m. To benefit a team walking to support local breast cancer groups. LI2daywalk.org. At Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-7259500. GUILD HALL’S ANNUAL GOLF FUNDRAISER – Register no later than 5/1. To be held at Maidstone Club. Register at guildhall.org or call 631-324-0806.

FRIDAY, 25 CHALLAH TIME – 4/25 – 5:30 p.m. Challah dough braiding for children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-2249. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 4/25 – 10 p.m. Winston Irie. Tickets are $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. LATINO NIGHT – 4/25 – Every Friday night, Saturdays are with DJ Sam. Located at Cigar Bar, 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. LIVE MUSIC AT PUBLICK HOUSE – 4/25 – 10:30 p.m. At Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. TRUE WEST – 4/25 – 7 p.m. Tickets are $20 general admission, $10 for students under 21. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. FRIDAY MATINEE AT THE LIBRARY – 4/25 – 2 p.m. April focus on actor Tony Curtis. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. THE PICTURE SHOW – 4/25 – 8 p.m. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. At Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. INTRO TO WORD PROCESSING – 4/25 – 2 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. POETRY READING – 4/25 – 6 p.m. Winners of the Robert Long Memorial Scholarship will read their work. At Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. For more info and start dates call 631-725-4926. FILM – 4/25 – 7 p.m. Osama. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118.

SATURDAY, 26 PET ADOPTION EVENT – 4/26 – 10 a.m.-4 p.m. At Bideawee Adoption Center, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200. LIVE MUSIC AT THE PATIO – 4/26 – 9 p.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform Saturdays. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 4/26 – 8 p.m. Alison Goggins. Tickets are $10. Giving Tree at 10:30 p.m. Tickets are $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. KARAOKE – 4/26 – 10:30 p.m. Karaoke night, Saturdays. Located at Almoncello Restaurant, 290 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. SATURDAY MORNING YOGA – 4/26 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631653-4224. BOOK SALE – 4/26 – 9 a.m.-2 p.m. At the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-7286241.

POETRY READING – 4/27 – 3 p.m. Anne Porter. At LIVE MUSIC AT THE ARTFUL DODGER – 4/26 – 9 Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., p.m. No cover charge. Located at 113 Main St., Westhampton Southampton. 631-283-0774. Beach. 631-288-2885. BEBE NEUWIRTH – 4/27 – 8 p.m. At Westhampton TRUE WEST – 4/26 – 7 p.m. Tickets are $20 general Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton admission, $10 for students under 21. At the Southampton Beach. 631-288-2350. Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. CAVITY NESTING BIRDS – 4/27 – 9 a.m. At the South THE PICTURE SHOW – 4/26 – 8 p.m. Laura. At Bay Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton/Sag Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-9735. 9500. GUEST SPEAKER – 4/27 – 3:30-5 p.m. Professor Mario FILM SCREENING – 4/26 – 6 p.m. Traveler by photogMignone, “Italy Today: Facing the Challenge of the New rapher Alen MacWeeney. Presented by Canio’s Books. At Millenium.” At the Montauk Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Christ Episcopal Church, East Union Street, Sag Harbor. Montauk. 631-668-3377. 631-725-4926. POETRY OPEN MIC – 4/27 – 2 p.m. At John Jermain COMMUNITY FORUM – 4/26 – 11 a.m. Discuss the Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. reopening of the John Drew Theater. At Guild Hall, 158 Main FICTION BOOK DISCUSSION – 4/27 St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. – 12 p.m. The Moons of Jupiter. At the RENOVATE WITH COLOR – 4/26 – PICK OF THE Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 2-4 p.m. At Design Within Reach, 30 Park WEEK 631-653-4224. Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-7261. THE NAKED STAGE AT MONTAUK PET ADOPTION LIBRARY – 4/26 – 7:30-9:30 p.m. Arthur EVENT – 4/26 – 10 a.m.MONDAY, 28 Miller’s All My Sons. At the Montauk 4 p.m. At Bideawee Adoption OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING Library, 871 Montauk Highway, Montauk. Center, 118 Old Country Rd., – 4/28 – 6-9 p.m. – Open studio Mondays. 631-668-3377. Westhampton. 631-325-0200. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts, 11 LAUGHS AT THE LIBRARY – 4/26 – Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 6313:30 p.m. Mark Brie. At John Jermain 267-2787. Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. PHILOSOPHY CLASS – 4/28 – 3 p.m. With instructor ANNUAL YARD AND BAKE SALE – 4/26 – 10 a.m.-2 Susan Pashman. Registration is required. At The Hampton p.m. At Town of East Hampton Senior Center, 128 Springs Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-6711. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS – 4/28 – 5-6:30 p.m. For ESL students who have a basic comprehension of English vocabulary and grammar. At The Hampton Library, SUNDAY, 27 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. HATHA YOGA – 4/28 – 12 p.m. At the Hampton Bays PET ADOPTION EVENT – 4/27 – 10 a.m.-4 p.m. At Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Ave., Hampton Bays. 631-728Bideawee Adoption Center, 118 Old Country Rd., 6241. Westhampton. 631-325-0200. BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 4/27 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. FAVORITE FILMS – 4/28 – 3 p.m. Babel At Rogers Meditations to increase mental peace and well being for Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631283-0774. everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. GREENSPEAKS LECTURE – 4/28 – 7:30 p.m. At SUNY 631-728-5700. Stony Brook – Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, TRUE WEST – 4/27 – 2 p.m. Tickets are $20 general admission, $10 for students under 21. At the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. (continued on page 48 )

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Day Camps: An Important Part of a Child’s “Village” ther west is the Brookhaven Country Day Camp, now celebrating its fortieth year. In 1968, my cousin Michael Pollack and I were just completing our first year as teachers. Avid campers from the age of seven, we decided to start our own day camp. We found a beautiful 7acre piece of property on a lake. That has developed into a 24acre camp with four swimming pools, ball fields, a hockey arena, indoor buildings, a travel program for teens and a child care center and preschool for children ages six weeks through five years of age. That first summer began with just 35 campers, and ever since the camp’s reputation and size have grown dramatically. In fact, Brookhaven has become one of the most respected programs in the camping industry, and its year-round preschool and childcare center has expanded and grown to become the first nationally accredited preschool in Suffolk County. Many former campers, including those from that very first year, have sent their own children to Brookhaven, and a great number of campers have become counselors – some working with us for over 20 years. Brookhaven provides an atmosphere that fosters the development of skills and friendships, while creating memories that last a lifetime. For more information about Brookhaven Country Day Camp, call (631) 924-4033. – Neil Pollack, Ph.D.

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plishment. Day camps also provide ways for children to express themselves in a non-threatening, nurturing environment through a variety of sports, games, theater, crafts, nature projects, swimming, boating — as anyone who’s ever been to a great camp knows, the possibilities are endless. Of course, development is more than physical growth. It is the process through which children mature socially, emotionally, intellectually and morally. In addition to the many camps in the Hamptons where children can learn a variety of skills and have profound experiences that last a lifetime, a little far-

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The familiar African proverb, “It takes a whole village to raise a child,” expresses the complexities of child development in a simple way. Today, with children spending far less time with parents than in the past, their development is influenced by possibly hundreds of people, including teachers, counselors, professors and coaches. Raising children properly is a community project, and one in which day camping plays a large role. Like so many other valuable learning experiences, day camps help equip children with skills they need to become happy, successful, contributing adults. Camps strive to develop positive self-esteem and nurture a child’s sense of community. By emphasizing doing and learning, not final evaluation, camping experiences show that the act of trying, in and of itself, can be experienced as a success or accom-


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Art Appreciation

Photos by Susan M. Galardi

Raising a child on the East End, like raising a child anywhere, has its advantages and disadvantages. But at the risk of every family in New York subletting their condos and moving here in a mass exodus, I have to say that it’s 99% incredible.

CMEE in Bridgehampton has to be one of the most extraordinary children’s museums in the country, and the nature programs at SoFo are a blast – you want snapping turtles? You’ll get snapping turtles, 45-pounders dragged right out of the pond. There are great events at the Parrish and all the libraries, including my favorite, the Amagansett Library where we’ve done cooking/chemistry experiments and seen awesome wild bird presentations – ducking for cover as a red tailed hawk flapped its wings three feet from our noses. For performing arts, there’s the “Kidstreet” series, top notch kid’s theater at WHBPAC, CMEE’s summer series, plus school musicals galore. Then there are the cool, funky things – like the jail at the Bridge Hampton Historical Society that Stacey Dermont so kindly opens at my son’s request when we stop by. Visits to Quail Hill organic farm. And, yes, the most gorgeous sandbox in the world – the beaches of East Hampton. But it’s the unexpected small town moments that seal the deal for me. Last Thursday, the most glorious spring day of this year, my son and I took a scooter ride in the neighborhood before school. He saw an elegant gentleman with a straw hat walking up the road and said, “I want to meet that man.” He scootered up, introduced himself and me, and asked the man his name and where he lived. The man was Bill King, an East Hampton artist known for his tall, lanky metal structures – some 30 feet high. We were right in front of his house, where dozens of his sculptures intermingle organ-

ically with the bare trees, reaching to the sky. Hudson asked King if he’d teach him how to sculpt. King nodded – “when you’re a little older” – and encouraged us to look in his workshop and anywhere on his property. “Walk all around. Anytime you like,” he said, and continued on his walk. We explored the grounds, racing from one sculpture to the next, giddy when we found works obscured among the trees. King’s pieces range from whimsical to sensual; sweet to awesome. Some sculptures were in progress, some groupings were a lesson in variations on a theme. We were on an art hunt, with treasures at every turn. Of course, after just a moment, I’d realized that I knew King’s work. I see it everyday when I take my son to the East Hampton Pre-K. There, sitting on a cube base in a grassy circle in the parking lot, is a long, lean metal sculpture of a man, its legs reach out about 15 feet. And in its hands, a book. Inside, I saw the school’s director, Maureen Wykane, and told her about our adventure – the curiosity and interest it spurred in my son, asking if he could learn to sculpt and wondering how King made those elegant, static “robots.” I asked Maureen if she knew the name of King’s sculpture outside. Of course she did. It’s called “The Learner.”

KID KALENDAR Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.57 Benefits – pg. 45 Movies – pg. 52 Day by Day – pg. 45 Kids’ Events – pg. 47

THIS WEEK PIZZA AND PAJAMA NIGHT – 4/25 – 7:30 p.m. Have a pizza dinner and listen to award-winning author Joyce Raimondo reads from her latest book. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. RUMPELSTILTSKIN – 4/25 – 7 p.m. Performed by the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center’s School Vacation Adventures Theatre Camp for Children. $15. Located at 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2350. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PITCH, HIT & RUN – 4/26 – 10 a.m. A competition for boys and girls ages 7-14 to qualify for national championships in batting, pitching and base running. Free to all entrants. Hosted by the Town of Southampton. At Red Creek park, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. FAMILY PERFORMANCE: CHINA PATTERNS – 4/26 – 2 p.m. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118 ext. 48. EARTH DAY – 4/26 – 3:30-5 p.m. Back to nature art projects. $10 per person. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. MUSIC WORKSHOP – 4/26 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Music activities for infants through elementary school children. Free. At Musikgarten, 8 Stratton Sq., East Hampton 631-324-9648. NATIONAL DAY OF PUPPETRY – 4/26 – 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Barefoot Puppets perform Galapagos George. At Goat

EAST HAMPTON MOMMY AND ME – 10-11:30 a.m. Held at the Senior Center, 128 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Call 324-4947. INDOOR PLAY GYM – Ages 5 and under. Located at The Country School, 7 Industrial Road, Wainscott. 631-537-2255. STORY HOUR FOR PRESCHOOL CHILDREN – Tuesdays at 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. MONTAUK MOMMY AND ME – 10 a.m. At the Montauk Library. 631-668-3377. TINY TOTS CRAFTS – Ages 18-36 months. Thursdays and Fridays at 11:15 a.m. At the Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774. WORDY WEDNESDAYS – 5:15 p.m. every Wednesday. For grades six and up. Build up vocabulary skills with word games. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., (continued on next page)

ONGOING STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called “Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See your child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

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on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 Hampton St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4193. ME AND MY DAD OR DAD-LIKE FRIEND – 4/27 – 23 p.m. African drumming class. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. JUNIOR GOLF CLINIC – 4/27 – 12-2 p.m. Ages 7 and up. $20. At Great Rock Golf Club, 141 Fairway Dr., Wading River. 631-929-1200. MEET THE ANIMALS SERIES – 4/27 – 1-2 p.m. Learn about rabbits. Ages 2-6. $7. Hosted by the Town of Southampton. At Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. MANGA-ANIME CLUB – 4/29 – 3:30 p.m. At John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-0049.


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Southampton. 631-721-1908. WORKING WITH YOUR DIGITAL PHOTOS – 4/28 – 5-7 p.m. At East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES – 4/28 – 7 p.m. At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton. 631-907-5555.

TUESDAY, 29 LIVE MUSIC AT PIERRE’S– 4/29 – 6:30-9:30 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform Tuesdays. Located at Pierre’s, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 4/29 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Uninstructed life drawing workshops sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA – 4/29 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-6534224. THE NAKED STAGE – 4/29 – 7:30 p.m. Reading of three short plays by James Larocca, Hortence Carpentier and Peter Fitzgerald. Free. At Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. NATIONAL TRUST FOR HISTORIC PRESERVATION – 4/29 – 6-8 p.m. Presentation on the “Main Street Program and Center.” Sponsored by Save Sag Harbor. At Bay Street Theatre, on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2596. INTRO TO MICROSOFT WINDOWS – 4/29 – 6:30 p.m.$5 per class.At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. MONTHLY KNITTING GROUP – 4/29 – 6 p.m. Free. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224.

KNITTING WITH DONNA – 5/1 – 7–9 p.m. At Hampton Bays Public Library. 52 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631728-6241. Call to register. INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 5/1 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. Focuses on anatomy, proportion foreshortening, mass and line quality. At Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. CAREER CHANGE – 5/1 – 7 p.m. At John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 26 ELLISTON PARK – 4/26 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Five miles with pond views and wooded hills. Meet at the park on Millstone Brook Road, Southampton. 631-283-5376. BEGINNERS GOLF CLINIC – 4/26 – 2-4 p.m. Introduction to the game, full-swing basics. Loaner clubs available. $20. At Great Rock Golf Club, 141 Fairway Dr., Wading River. 631-9291200.

SUNDAY, 27 ORIENT POINT – 4/27 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Four-mile beach walk through a unique maritime forest. Meet at the South Ferry on Route 114, North Haven, for a shared expense car pool.

TUESDAY, 29 GARDENING FOR WILDLIFE – 4/29 – 7 p.m. How to attract wildlife to your garden. Free. At the Quogue Wildlife Refuge, 3 Old Country Rd., Quogue.631-653-4771

WEDNESDAY, 30 KARAOKE – 4/30 – 9 p.m.–1 a.m. At Buckley’s Inn Between, 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7197. OPEN MIC – 4/30 – 8 p.m. Free admission. At Tom McBrien’s Restaurant and Pub, 174 E. Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. SOUTHAMPTON BUSINESS SHOWCASE – 4/30 – 6:308:30 p.m. Sponsored by the Southampton Chamber of Commerce. 631-283-0402.

THURSDAY, 1 OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 5/1 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 5/1 – 5-7:30 p.m. Live music by Charles Certain and complimentary cheeses. Located at Wolffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. 631-537-5106. LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE – 5/1 – 7 p.m. Steve Fredericks will perform Thursdays. Located at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. BOWLING NIGHT – 5/1 – All night $2 drinks, pool and bowling. Located at East Hampton Bowl, 71 Montauk Hwy, East Hampton. 631-324-1950.

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS DANSHAMPTONS.COM – Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. ARCHITECTURE SCHOLARSHIPS – The Peconic Chapter of the American Institute of Architects will award three $2,500 grants this year for those that wish to advance their studies. Architects, associate A.I.A. members and intern architects who live or practice on the East End can submit travel proposals by June 27. Visit www.aiapeconic.org MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP– In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926. RECYCLING FUNDRAISER – New York schools and other community groups can sign up for free to earn pennies for all yogurt containers and fruit drink pouches collected. RIVERHEAD FOUNDATION – Donate money to sponsor a marine mammal. Call 631-369-9840.

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VOLUNTEERS NEEDED – Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113. RETIRED AND SENIOR VOLUNTEER PROGRAM – Hundreds of volunteer opportunities for adults 55+ in all areas of Suffolk County. To learn more, call 631-979-9490 or visit . YOGA AND EXERCISE CLASSES – The Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department is now accepting registrations for its Spring Yoga and Exercise programs. Classes will be held at the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 for more information. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16-years-old and have health insurance. Call 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment. HAMPTON’S JEWISH SENIOR CLUB – Meetings every Wednesday from 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. At the Hamptons Center, 64 County Road 39, Southampton. 631287-2249. JELLY TASTINGS AT COREY CREEK – Pair your jams and jellies with Corey Creek wines for a tasting fee of $5. Every weekend from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. At Corey Creek Vineyard, Main Road, Southold. 631-765-4168. WRITING WORKSHOP – “Paper, Pen and Practice: writing as vocation.” Alternate Tuesdays from 6:30-8 p.m. $125 per six-week session. At Canio’s Books, 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. For more info and start dates call 631-725-4926. HORSE RESCUE OPEN HOUSE – Every Sunday from 12-2 p.m. At Amaryllis Horse Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. HamptonsHorseRescue.com. BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST – Will be open to visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. MONTAUK DOWNS SPRING GOLF TOURNAMENT – Registration begins 4/28. The tournament, open to the first 120 registrants, is June 3. Entry fee: $150. 631-321-3510. Nysparks.com. PET LOSS SUPPORT GROUP – 4/27 – The first Monday at 5:30 p.m. and third Saturday at 10 a.m. of every month. At Bideawee Adoption Center, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200. SPONSORS NEEDED – The annual East Hampton SandCastle contest is seeking sponsors for this year’s competition. Money will benefit the Clamshell Foundation. EHSandCastle.com or 631-324-6250. ARF’S DOG OBEDIENCE SCHOOL – Obedience 101 begins the morning of 4/26. $125 for a five week-session. Call 631-537-0400 ext. 201 or go to arfhamptons.org. JOE KOZIAZ CERTIFIED 5K RUN/WALK – Now accepting applications for the 7/19 event. $20 if you register before 6/30. Call 631-288-3337 or go to whbcc.org.

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Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST – Sponsored by the Southampton Town Youth Bureau and Southampton Village Photo, this contest is open to middle school and high school students. This year’s theme is “People Making a Difference.” Entries must be submitted by April 28. Photos, limited to three per artist, can be sent to the Southampton Town Youth Bureau, 116 Hampton Rd., Southampton, NY, 11968 or email them to . Call 631-702-2421 for more information. PARENT-TODDLER WORKSHOPS – Wednesdays from 10-11 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. MOTHER GOOSE STORY TIME – Mondays at 10:30 a.m. At the East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0222. FILM COMPETITION – The Sorpresa! Youth Film Competition, sponsored by the nation’s first children’s Spanish television network, is seeking submissions by children 17 and under. The theme is “The World You Imagine.” Sorpresatv.com. HAMPTON BAYS CHAMBER SCHOLARSHIP – $1,000 will be awarded to a college-bound senior attending Hampton Bays High School with a “B” or above grade-point average. Applications due June 6. Call 631-728-2211 for more info. AFTER SCHOOL ART – Exhibition-based workshops. Free. At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. RHYTHM RECREATION – Held Thursdays through

May 8. Classes available for three- to eight-year-olds. $40 for Southampton Town residents; $50 for non-residents. At the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 Red creek Rd., Hampton Bays. Call 631-728-8585 to register. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. At Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 merchants Path, Southampton. 631-537-7335. MAKING MUSIC WITH INA – Tuesdays through May 20 from 4-4:45 p.m. Early childhood music and movement program for children 6 months to 5-years-old. $75 for Southampton Town residents; $85 for non-residents. At the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 red creek Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. SUMMER STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS – For high school students. Financial aid is available. Call 1-800-AFSINFO. YOUTH SOCCER INSTRUCTION – 4/30-6/11 from 1011 a.m. or 1-2 p.m. for boys and girls 3 to 5. 5/3-6/21 from 910 a.m. and 10-11 a.m. for 8-14-year-olds. Sponsored by the Town of Southampton. At Red Creek Park, North Soccer Field, 102 Old Riverhead Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585.

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Entertainment In Town review: south pacific...by gordin & christiano Lincoln Center on the same Vivian Beaumont stage a few years ago. That production was a highlight of the season. As he did then, Sher makes magnificent use of the unique Beaumont stage giving the show a grand scaled physical production, this time a breathtaking panoramic of the idyllic island setting with Bali Hai looming in the distant sea and the glistening and changing sky above. Against this cinematic setting, the director has grounded the evening and the performances in the simple truth of the story, giving the characterizations an intimacy that is palpable and the songs a conversational quality like the inner ruminations of one’s mind. Sher has cast the musical perfectly. The leads, O’Hara and Szot, have lovely chemistry together. Her warm voice soars to the rafters especially during “A Wonderful Guy,” and her version of “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair” is spirited good fun replete with a cartwheel. Szot, a Brazillian opera star making his Broadway debut, is a real find, a dashing matinee idol with charismatic presence and a rich baritone Photo by Joan Marcus

Bartlett Sher’s staging of The Lincoln Center revival of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s South Pacific is an enchanted evening of music and shimmering picture perfect post card images. As the five minute overture swells, the stage slides back to reveal a full 30-piece orchestra playing Robert Russell Bennett’s lush original orchestrations of the beloved songs transporting us to another place and time for this sweeping romantic tale set on a tropical island in the middle of the South Pacific. Sher’s restrained naturalistic production is a stunning achievement and the first revival since South Pacific premiered at the Majestic Theatre in 1949 with Mary Martin and Ezio Pinza. The original, now considered a classic, ran for five years picking up numerous awards including nine Tonys and the Pulitzer Prize for Drama. The story of two love torn couples, written by Hammerstein and Joshua Logan, is based on James A. Michener’s Pulitzer Prize winning novel Tales of the South Pacific, where American sailors were stationed during World War II. The main story concerns a US Navy nurse Nellie Forbush (Kelli O’Hara) from Little Rock, Arkansas and a French plantation owner Emile de Becque (Paulo Szot). The B-story focuses on Navy Airman Lt. Joseph Cable (Matthew Morrison) and a young, local Polynesian girl Liat (Li Jun Li). Their relationships will be challenged by the realities of the war and their own racial prejudices. Sher directed the exquisite production of Adam Guettel and Craig Lucas’s Light in the Piazza for

voice. His rendition of “This Nearly Was Mine” is thrilling . The two singers give us numerous reprises of “Some Enchanted Evening” that are simply breathtaking. The entire cast shines with impeccable work. The show is clearly a period piece, but the themes of race, the morality of war, and how Americans relate to the world at large still resonate today, perhaps even more so in the light of the Vietnam War and the current war in Iraq. But the overriding unabashedly romantic feel drives the evening and Sher with his design team has lavished consummate care on every detail of this meticulous production. South Pacific opened on April 3 at Lincoln Center’s Vivian Beaumont Theater, 150 West 65th St. at Broadway. Tickets are available by calling telecharge at 212-239-6200 or online at let.org. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at theaterlife.com

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS 21 (PG-13) Based on a true story, Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess), an MIT student, is struggling to pay his tuition. His problem is solved when he is recruited by his math professor (Kevin Spacey) to join a group of students who are trained in the art of card counting in order to take Las Vegas casinos for millions. 88 Minutes (R) On the eve of the execution of a serial killer he helped put on death row, Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino), a college professor and forensic psychologist who works closely with the FBI, receives a phone call from someone telling him he has only 88 minutes to live. As he attempts to discover who is behind the phone calls, he finds himself investigating a copycat killer who is on the loose. Baby Mama (PG-13) In this comedy, Tina Fey stars as Kate Holbrook, a single, successful businesswomen who wants to have a child but learns she’s infertile. When she meets working-class Angie (Amy Poehler), Kate decides Angie will be her surrogate mother. But when Angie comes knocking on Kate’s door with no place to live, the mismatched pair become roommates for the duration of her pregnancy. The Bank Job (R) Based on a 1971 true-life robbery of a bank on Baker Street in London, two crooks (Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows) get away with a safety deposit box worth millions in cash and jewelry. However, the box also contains secrets that intertwine the duo with Britain’s criminal underworld, the government and the Royal Family.

The Counterfeiters (R) The true story of the largest counterfeit ring in history. In 1936, Salomon “Sally” Sorowitsch, an underworld counterfeiter, is thrown into a concentration camp, where he is handpicked by the Nazis to produce fake foreign currency in order to weaken the economy of Germany’s enemies. Deception (R) Jonathan McQuarry (Ewan McGregor), an accountant, is introduced to an exclusive and anonymous sex club by a lawyer friend (Hugh Jackman). But the excitement of this new world quickly goes downhill when he becomes the prime suspect in a woman’s disappearance as well as a multi-million dollar heist. Forbidden Kingdom (PG-13) After discovering in a pawn shop the antique staff that belonged to the legendary Monkey King (Jet Li), an American teen who is obsessed with kung fu unexpectedly travels in time to ancient China to help a group of warriors free the imprisoned king. Also starring Jackie Chan. Forgetting Sarah Marshall (R) From the producers of Knocked Up, struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) deals with the heartbreak of being dumped by his TV star girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell) by taking an impromptu trip to Hawaii. Unfortunately, he is staying in the same hotel as Sarah and her new rocker boyfriend. But a resort employee (Mila Kunis) helps him keep his mind off his ex. Horton Hears A Who! (G) A lushly animated and extended version of the

Dr. Seuss classic: the jovial elephant named Horton (Jim Carrey) hears a sound emanating from a grain on a flower, in which lives a tiny town named Whoville. It quickly becomes a race against sour kangaroos and greasy vultures to save this lintsized discovery from annihilation. Wonderful! Ironman (PG-13) Robert Downey Jr. is given his chance to bring yet another comic book character to life. When wealthy industrialist and inventor Tony Stark (Downey) is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon that could cause immense devastation, he instead creates a high-tech suit of armor and escapes. He vows to use his suit to protect the world from evil. Leatherheads (PG-13) Dodge Connolly (George Clooney), a hero in America’s pro-football league in 1925, is determined to save his team and the fledgling league from demise. After bringing in college football star Carter Rutherford (John Krasinski), Connolly finds himself competing with the young player for the affections of reporter Lexie Littleton (Renee Zellweger) as she tries to uncover the real scoop on Rutherford. Married Life (PG-13) In this 1940s period-piece, after falling in love with a much younger woman (Rachel McAdams), Harry (Chris Cooper) decides he must kills his wife Pat (Patricia Clarkson) because he can’t bear the thought of hurting her when he leaves her. At the same time, he is vying with his best friend (Pierce Brosnan) for his girlfriend’s affections.


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Bebe Neuwirth Promises Intimate Experience at WHBPAC

the role of Roxie in Chicago, after she had hip replacement surgery. “I was at a different place in life. I had been very successful and was lucky that I was able to dance again. Somehow, in very subtle ways, it was like what happens to Roxie, who gets

a second chance at fulfilling the dreams of her life.” Offstage, she has numerous screen credits as well, aside from her role as Lilith (for which she won two Emmys), including the movies Tadpole, Say Anything, Celebrity and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Her roles have been varied, as she has avoided playing another Lilith. “After ‘Cheers,’ I turned down a lot of work because I was trying to avoid being stereotyped into a certain type of character,” she said. But, as a self-described “theater rat,” the stage is Neuwirth’s first love. “I love being in theaters,” she said. “I love the old theater feel, the smell, the vibe. It’s a communal experience, a visceral experience. Theater is live, muscular; it has energy. It’s the most natural thing.” She added, “Theater is the modern day version of when we were first in tribes, gathering together to tell stories. Theater is a natural extension of that. Then it might have been, ‘Don’t eat plant,’ or ‘Good hunting to north,’ but it’s developed into story and song.” Neuwirth’s most recent project is an indie film called Adopt a Sailor, written and directed by Charles Evered, about a couple who inadvertently adopt a sailor during Fleet Week. It should be making the festival rounds this summer. To purchase tickets to her show in Westhampton Beach, visit whbpac.org or call 631-288-1500. Tickets cost $65, $80 or $95. – Tiffany Razzano

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Though most people might know her best as the restrained and unemotional Dr. Lilith Sternin, the wife – and later ex-wife – of Dr. Frasier Crane on “Cheers” and “Frasier,” anyone who knows anything about theater knows that Broadway is where Bebe Neuwirth has received most of her accolades. And fans, expecting, perhaps, an extension of her Broadway career, might be surprised when Neuwirth comes to the Westhampton Beach Perfomring Arts Center on Sunday, April 27, she says. Calling it an “intimate experience,” Neuwirth says while she will be singing on stage, she will be supported solely by Scott Cady on piano and the show’s repertoire will consist of a wide range of songs, from Broadway to Tom Waits, from the well known to the obscure. “These songs are not things I do generally,” she said. “But they are very, very beautiful songs that tell beautiful stories. They’re all very meaningful to me. They certainly describe moments of my own life.” But it’s not all about herself, says Neuwirth, who wants the audience to walk away with its own sense of meaning for each song. “I’d like to have audience [members] come up with their own interpretation of a piece and how it relates to them,” she said. “We’re performing the show, but the people in the audience are a part of that show.” Neuwirth, who grew up in Princeton, N.J., took to the stage at an early age as a dancer. “I was always a performer,” she said. “I’ve always felt much more comfortable onstage. I’m not an exhibitionist or anything. I’m just kind of shy. It’s easier to hide onstage as another character. I always felt a bit uncomfortable in social situations.” She made her Broadway debut in 1980, in the role of Sheila in A Chorus Line. She also was featured in revivals of Little Me, Damn Yankees and Sweet Charity, receiving for the latter a Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Musical. In the role of Velma Kelly, Neuwirth also garnered a Tony, as well as a Drama Desk Award as Best Lead Actress in a Musical, for her work in the 1996 revival of Chicago. She rejoined the cast of Chicago in 2007, this time taking on the role of Roxie Hart. Considering her vast array of roles, Neuwirth says no one stands out more than the others. “I love them all while working on them,” she said, “because you have to. Otherwise, you’re going to do a lousy show.” She said she just feels lucky to have been able to work with “geniuses” such as Bob Fosse, Michael Bennett and Gwen Verdon during her career. Neuwirth says that as an artist there are often personal reasons for taking on a particular role. “It might change your life personally, or teach you something,” she said. “Artists, through their work, their minds expand and their hearts expand.” A good example of this, she says, is when she took on


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Long Island native and rom-com innovator Judd Apatow is basically a lock these days to score with anything his name is attached to. After proving that The 40-Year-Old Virgin was no fluke with the even sweeter and more dead-on Knocked Up, it’s now a race to see if he can fail. Mr. A…so far, so good. His latest production, Forgetting Sarah Marshall (directed by Nick Stoller, scripted by Jason Segel), reprises his trademark formula of bawdy sexual humor and undeniable romantic sensitivity. Naturally, the usual crowd of producer Apatow actors (Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd) are in the film, a crew who at this point are not only valued, but anticipated, and this time Segel gets the starring nod as Peter Bretter, a fleshy and sensitive slacker-type who is completely in love with his girlfriend, film impetus Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell, “Veronica Mars”). She’s a TV star, and he’s okay with it all, standing in the background and holding her pocketbook as she basks in her stardom. Don’t worry about this obvious spoiler; she breaks it off with him to go hang with someone more famous, the egocentric rock star Aldous Snow (Russell Brand, Penelope). The mushy Peter ends up in a broken-hearted nightmare, as the face of the person he can’t get over is plastered everywhere. He tries to move on, but any attempted romantic rendezvous proves too painful, resulting in some very unsexy, but funny, blubbering. His last resort turns out to be a resort indeed, as he jaunts off to Hawaii to heal. But this time, his ex doesn’t glare at him from the television screen or city advertisement, rather she comes in person as he just happens to pick the same hotel Sarah and her hairy new beau have selected for their getaway vacation.

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Hope is on the horizon, as expected, for the resort’s desk clerk Rachael (Mila Kunis, “That ‘70s Show”) happens to be stinging from a recent break-up herself, and ends up a handy – and attractive – emotional friend that might just turn out be the spark that gets Peter back in the game. It’s always a delight, and sadly refreshing, to see a cast of characters so well throughout. You expect to hate Aldous, but the more he mouths off,

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HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Smart People – Fri. 7:30 Sat.-Sun. 4, 6, 8 Tues. and Thurs. 7 Nim’s Island – Fri. 7 Sat.-Sun. 4,6,8 Tues. 7 Ironman – Thurs. 8

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Ever wonder what really goes on behind the scenes at awards shows? Then check out the 8th Annual Fony Awards, a musical revue that pokes fun at award shows like the Oscars and the Tonys. The show is presented by the one-year-old Jacobson Center for the Performing Arts, which presented the cabaret, “Joe Sent Me” last year (pictured above). Performances will be held at the Bridgehampton Community House at 7:30 p.m. April 24-26. Tickets are on sale now. Call 516-236-6970 for details, or email info@jacobsoncenter.org. Further information about the organization may be obtained at .jacobsoncenter.org.

the more you realize he’s just playing the cards he was dealt. Bell’s Marshall, who the movie also uses as a vehicle to spear lousy TV cop shows, would seem to be the bad guy for what she’s done to Peter, but before long you realize she’s not a louse just because she felt like moving on. Kunis has no choice in her role; she has to be beautiful and down-to-earth enough to prove a better choice than Sarah, yet she is imbued with the right energy of someone who has learned her personal perfection through trial and error. Segel also does a great job as the sad sack with a heart of near-gold who deserves true love, moping and boo-hooing yet maintaining some manliness. However, he’s earned a very special prize here for guts, which leads to a warning that must be noted – he shows everything. The full and flabby monty. Regardless of the wit and observational gold this film offers, if you can’t handle blatant full-frontal male nudity, do not come to see it because you will get an introduction to the actor’s lower half usually reserved for urologists. It’s not gratuitous, but in fact a purposefully placed device that reveals Peter’s vulnerability. Nonetheless, even those who won’t be coming to see the picture have to admire the man’s courage to let it all hang out for theatre-goers, DVD buyers and web surfers, who will trade the bared naughty bits online for years to come. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

Under the Same Moon – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 5 My Brother is an Only Child – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 7 The Bank Job – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 9

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW) Call for show times. Baby Mama, Deception, Nim’s Island, 21, Prom Night, Forbidden Kingdom, 88 Minutes, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay – Fri.-Sat 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30 Mon.Thurs. 5, 7:30 21 – Fri.-Sat 1, 4, 7:10, 9:50 Sun. 1, 4, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:10 Counterfeiters – Fri.-Sat 1:50, 4:15, 7, 9:30 Sun. 1:50, 4:15, 7 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7 Baby Mama – Fri.-Sat 12:20, 2:50, 5:15, 7:55, 10:30 Sun. 12:20, 2:50, 5:15, 7:55 Mon.-Thurs. 5:15, 7:55 Smart People – Fri.-Sat 12:10, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40 Sun. 12:10, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:50, 7:15

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UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Baby Mama – Fri.-Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10 Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:30 Street Kings – Fri.-Sat. 7, 9:30 Sun.-Thurs. 7 88 Minutes – Fri.- Sat. 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40 Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:15, 7:10 Nim’s Island – Fri.-Sat. 1, 4, 7 Sun. 1, 4 Mon.-Thurs. 4 Deception – Fri.- Sat. 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:50 Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:20 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:20 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.


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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column With the change of weather and warmer temperatures heading our way, small fishing boats are moving out to sea within a few miles of shore. Gill-netting, a method of catching fish is employed by fishermen using large nets and setting them in the water. They’re normally left overnight, weighted down with buoys and weights to retrieve the fish in local waters. According to Greg at Cor-J seafood in Hampton Bays we should expect skate and sea bass at East End seafood shops now. Weakfish, I am told, may also find their way into the nets. How fortunate we are to be so close to the source. I love all manner of fish and shellfish. We’ve been eating lots of flounder, fluke and cod. We eat lots of salmon through the year too but in another month or so we will have wild salmon from the Pacific Coast, and that is a whole other story. I’m excited about cooking sea bass, a personal favorite that I look forward to preparing Asian style. Skate is an underappreciated fish, but its delicate white flesh makes a delicious saute in brown butter. It’s only the meaty wings of skate that are marketed. The most important thing with fish is to choose whatever is seasonal and freshest in the market. In this way fish could also prove to be economical, a major concern with fish today. SEA BASS CHINESE STYLE This is a traditional fish preparation in many Chinese home kitchens. Serves 2-3 1 1/2 -2 pound sea bass, gutted and cleaned with head and tail left on Coarse salt and freshly ground pepper 6 tablespoons peanut or canola oil One-inch knob of ginger, peeled and sliced into

matchsticks 1-2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 scallions, trimmed, rinsed and sliced on the diagonal 1. Have fishmonger clean fish as above. Rinse fish and dry well with paper towels. 2. Pour enough water in a wok or deep skillet with cover to poach the fish. Bring to a boil, put in the fish and reduce heat to a brisk simmer. Cover the wok or skillet with a tight fitting lid. Poach fish for 8-10 minutes. Test with chopstick for doneness. 3. While the fish is poaching, heat oil and ginger to crisp the ginger. Keep warm.

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Dining Log 75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and Dinner 7 days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan’s Papers readers. Open year round for dinner from 4 p.m., six nights a week, closed Tuesday. Special $23, 4-course prix fixe and special $23, 4-course prix fixe available Mon.Thurs. from 4 p.m. to close and Sun. from 4 p.m. to close. Serving lunch Fri-Sun from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS – You have the party, let us make the arrangements! Fresh Cut Fruit Baskets – delivery available. 82 Old Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach.

631-288-5800 www.ediblearrangements.com HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Featuring espresso bar, bakery, coffee roastery, full-service café serving breakfast, lunch and desserts, and outdoor garden seating. Open Monday-Thursday, Sunday 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Friday & Saturday 6 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 869 Montauk Highway in Water Mill & 194 Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. www.hamptoncoffeecompany.com 631-726-COFE. THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850s mansion. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily closed Tuesday. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-7220500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATTO RESTAURANT – Matto, Italian for “crazy,” features a menu bursting with Italian specialties and handcrafted, thin-crust pizzas. Serving dinner Tuesday-Sunday from 5 p.m. Offering a three-course prix fixe for $22 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday before 6 p.m. Open for brunch Sundays 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Closed Mondays. Located at 104 North Main Street, East Hampton, 631-329-0200 www.mattorestaurant.com. MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OAKLAND’S RESTAURANT & MARINA – Located on Dune Road at the Shinnecock Inlet in Hampton Bays, Oakland’s is now open for the season. Offering lunch and

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Side Dish By Aji Jones remoulade and Mongolian BBQ baby back ribs. Salads range from $8 to $14 and feature Harbor Bistro’s signature Fuji apple and bleu cheese salad with Bibb mix, bacon, dried berries and candied pecans. EntrĂŠes, ranging in price from $23 to $38, include pistachio crusted tilapia with crispy risotto cake and Tahitian vanilla lobster butter and shichimi shrimp linguine. Desserts range from $6 to $9 and include molten chocolate tower; warm peach and almond cake; and profiteroles covered in chocolate sauce. Harbor Bistro offers a “Before the Sunsetâ€? three-course prix fixe for $29 from 5 to 6 p.m. and complimentary bar appetizers every night from 5 to 6:30 p.m. In-season, the restaurant serves dinner from 5 to 10 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and until 11 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. For reservations or further information on the restaurant, call Harbor Bistro at (631) 324-7300 Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton has introduced a new five-course menu celebrating Italy. The menu is

offered Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and Friday and Saturday from 6-7 p.m. The cost of the menu is $38 per person and includes a glass of wine from the celebrated region with the appetizer. This month’s region will be Tuscany, and the region will change monthly. The Tuscan menu is as follows: Lagone Super Tuscan “Aia Vecchia,â€? Livorno 2002; Sauvignon Blanc, Avignonesi Cortona 2006; shaved artichoke crudo; vegetable soup; savory crepe with creamy wild mushrooms; grilled beef and sweet Italian sausage; monkfish; sautĂŠed calves liver; and chocolate chestnut torte. Nick & Toni’s is open Wednesday – Sunday starting at 6 p.m. For further information or reservations, call Nick & Toni’s at (631) 324-3550. Jedediah’s at the Jedediah Hawkins Inn in Jamesport is serving a tiered three-course brunch every Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. The cost is $22, $27 or $35 depending on the main course, plus tax and gratuity. For further information or reservations call Jedediah’s at (631) 722-2900. Bobby Van’s in Bridgehampton is now offering a three-course prix fixe for $25, all night SundayFriday. They are also having steak and fries for $19, all night Sunday-Thursday and lobster night for $21 all night on Tuesday. For more information or reservations call Bobby Van’s at (631) 537-0590.

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1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 2-3 shallots, finely chopped 1/3 pound shitake mushrooms, rinsed, dried and sliced thin 2-3 teaspoons fresh thyme leaves 2/3 cup dry white wine Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice Fresh thyme sprigs for garnish, optional

rooms. Toss a little lemon juice over everything, garnish with thyme sprigs, if desired, and serve at once. WEAKFISH MEUNIERE This classic preparation may be served with or without the slivered almonds. Serves 4 2 large weakfish fillets, about 1 1/2 pounds Milk to coat Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper 4 tablespoons unsalted butter 4 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 4 tablespoons finely chopped flatleaf Italian parsley 1/4 cup slivered almonds, lightly toasted (optional)

1. Rinse skate wings, and with a paring knife, cut slits into membrane side to prevent from curling while cooking. Pat dry with paper towels and dredge in flour. 2. Heat oil in a non-stick skillet large enough to hold the filets in one layer. Put in the shallots and, using a wooden spatula, saute quickly over low heat until translucent, about 2-3 minutes. Put in 2 tablespoons butter and when foam subsides and butter browns slightly, add the fish and saute until golden

brown, about 3 minutes per side. Meanwhile warm two dinner plates. Handle the fish carefully as you transfer the fillets to the plates so they don’t break apart. Season fish with salt and pepper to taste. 3. Put the mushrooms in the same skillet the fish cooked in and increase heat to medium-high, stirring constantly for 3-4 minutes. Season with salt, pepper and thyme and stir to mix. Add the wine and bring to the edge of a boil, scraping the bottom to deglaze pan juices and toss to coat with the mushrooms. Spoon over the fish. 4. Stir remaining tablespoon butter into the liquid over medium high heat. When the sauce thickens slightly pour the juices over the mush-

1. Rinse fillets and place in a shallow dish with milk to barely cover. 2. Melt 2 tablespoons butter in a large non-stick skillet until hot. Meanwhile coat the fish with flour on both sides and season with salt and pepper. Saute one fillet at a time (do not crowd the pan) until well-browned, about 3 minutes on each side. Add butter as needed to continue cooking. Transfer fillets to a platter, one layer deep, as they are done. 3. Stir lemon juice and parsley into the brown butter pan drippings and stir to mix over medium heat. Pour sauce over the fillets and top with slivered almonds. Serve at once.


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Arts & Galleries ART COMMENTARY First, an apology. I will not be commenting on both member’s shows, only the works of artists whose last names are M-Z. Another apology. I am bound to miss some striking work,and it’s understandable if the artists are annoyed. They should be. The contributors should also be miffed that some comments are rather brief, merely a “mention.” This, in no way, reflects on the works’ quality. Granted, this is no way to start a serious critique. But establishing a context is the first rule of journalism. It’s hard not to notice the award winners and not to question the judge’s selections. Everybody does it. Some winners are well-deserved, it seems, while others may not be. Which address the diverse criteria that people use to choose what’s best. Most pieces that this critic particularly liked feature elements of texture and “physicality,” a favorite aesthetic aspect applied to films by Spike Lee in The Whitney Biennial

Art Commentary. Goran Petmil’s “Best would be a better word to describe their Mixed Media” is a good example, its technique and effect. For example, Diana scraps of jeans and other material crePlitt’s “Baker Boys” is a figurative evocaating an arresting design. Another tion of material as are Ann Raymond’s mixed media work by Julie Smallmonotype “Change” and Roseann Schwab’s Gamby recalls an ancient terrain not so “Cross Roads” (“Best Work on Paper”). unlike Mr. Petmil’s. Linda Stein’s John Ross’ “Venetian Windows” is another “Formative Knights” presents other outstanding example. Although two-dimenkinds of material, like bronze, ceramic sional, it seems authentic enough to imagand metal, evoking a diferent mood ine we are entering its portals. altogether. Renate Pfleiderer’s photograph Pamela Topham’s tapestry is a third (“Honorable Mention”) gives a strong sense view of texture, one that is representaof texture, too, the image itself containing tional, not abstract, like the two aforediverse material objects, including a bicycle Darius Yektai mentioned works. “Harbor Music” is an and metal shape on the wall. Darius Yektai’s Sculpture appropriate title, considering Ms. sculpture (“Best Sculpture”) is a final examTopham’s mastery over rhythm and line. Christa ple of texture, its abstract figure creating both a someMaiwald’s embroidery is similarly felt, although it’s what familiar yet frightening object. one of the few political pieces in the show. Several The Member’s Exhibition ( M-Z ) will be on view at works emphasize texture as well; perhaps “painterly” East Hampton’s Guild Hall until April 26. Photo by M.W. Weiss

Guild Hall Member’s Show

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Honoring the Artist: Amy Zerner We’ve all heard of the term “Renaissance Man.” Cover artist Amy Zerner is a true “Renaissance Woman.” If we think about it for a bit longer, however, we can even say she’s a woman of all ages, not just the Renaissance. Q: You’ve been quite busy this last year. In fact, you and Monte are always busy. A: Yes. We just wrote 26 books for Barnes and Nobel. I remember we visualized that we would have our books on a shelf in a book store. Then we forgot about it for several years. Q: I’ve seen the jackets online – they are really exquisite. That’s really what you’re known for on the East End. How do you work with clients when you make one of your jackets? A: They’re custom-made, so I interview people to learn about their life, what their colors are. Q: You’ve said colors are really important; they can give a sense of calmness or energy. Tell me what colors Barack and Hillary should be wearing? A: Barack wore a green tie at the last debate. That

gave him a sense of calm. Hillary should wear more yellow. It’s a power color. Q: What is it about creating clothes that has meaning for you? They are really art forms. A: I like when a jacket I make meets the person who is meant to wear it. I also believe that jackets should be on a person’s body. Art just hanging on a wall is a thing of the past. You know Monte wears my jackets, too. I say, “I married a billboard.” Q: Speaking of your husband, you have a really close relationship. You have been working together every waking hour of the day. Are you two the same or different as far as abilities? A: Monte has a feminine side; he’s very intuitive. But he’s also very scientific. I have a masculine side. For example, I like to involve myself in the business aspect, making presentations, seeing how far I can take things. Q: How did the two of you meet? A: At the filming of a porno movie. Really. He was a musician in the band that was playing for the movie. I

just went to watch. But everybody was clothed. That was in 1974. We’ve been together for 33 years. It gets better all the time. Q: Considering that you first met at a porno event, it’s funny that now your life evolves around spirituality. For example, your books deal with the power of affirmation. Meaning what? A: Meaning first that we’re all connected. We all want the same things. We can all make a difference. It sounds corny. Find a way to meditate that’s right for you. Q: In a nutshell, what would you say? A: Buddha said, “ All that we are is the result of what we have thought.” – Marion Wolberg Weiss You can contact Ms. Zerner at theenchantedworld.com. Her next trunk show at Bergdorf Goodman’s will be on June 4- 5. Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg.57 Benefits – pg. 45 Movies – pg. 52 Day by Day – pg. 45 Kids’ Events – pg. 47

OPENING RECEPTIONS UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CONGREGATION OF THE SOUTH FORK – 4/26 – 2-6 p.m. “Members and Friends Art Show.” The show continues on April 27 and May 3-4. Located at 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0132. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 4/26 – 4-7 p.m. “Inspiration from the Spirit World,” the work of Countess Catherine Buxhoeveden through May 15. Located at 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. ASHAWAGH HALL – 4/26 – 5-8 p.m. “Open Air Spaces,” featuring artists of Plein Air Peconic. Paintings and photographs of preserved land. On display 4/25-27. Open Sat. and Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Located at Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton, NY. 631-726-6835.

LONGHOUSE RESERVE – 4/26 – 2-5 p.m. “Rites of Spring.” At 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-3293568.

GALLERIES ANNONA RESTAURANT – Featuring the work of Harald Marinius Olson. Sponsored by Galerie Belage. Located at 112 Riverhead Rd., Westhampton Beach. ART SITES GALLERY – “Recalled Intimacy,” featuring the work of Clyde Phillip Wachsberger and Claire Watson. Open Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. ATELIER GALLERY – Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631-495-4268. BABETTE’S RESTAURANT – Wall reliefs by Dorothy Frankel. Located at 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631329-5377. BASEMENT GALLERY – “A Tribute to Rose Graubart Ignatow” drawings and paintings from the 1930s-1990s. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by appointment. Located 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 631-329-2927. BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Open Friday 1-7 p.m., Saturday 1-8 p.m. and Sunday 12-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 409 First Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. BOLTAX GALLERY – “new work. old friends.” Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route 114), Shelter Island. 631-

749-4062. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring paintings, fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through contemporary. Located at 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631324-6010. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. Located at 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local Black Culture,” artwork by established painters and teenage artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century Painting and Sculpture.” Open year-round. Located at 50 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. CANIO’S BOOKS – “Crooked Knee,” photography by Kathryn Szoka. Located at 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. CASTELLO DI BORGHESE VINEYARD – “Between the Sea and Sky: Landscapes of the North Fork.” Route 48 and Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-5111. (continued on the next page)


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CELADON GALLERY – Spring 8583. PICK OF THEWEEK pottery sale, through May 18, weekGALLERY MERZ – Through June ASHAWAGH HALL – 4/26 17, paintings by Christina Schlesinger ends only from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Open – 5-8 p.m. “Open Air Spaces,” and photography by Nicholas Bergery. Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. featuring artists of Plein Air Open Thursday through Saturday, 10 Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Peconic. Paintings and photographs of a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.Mill. 631-726-2547. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Located preserved land. On display 4/25-27. 5 p.m. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631- Open Sat. and Sun. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Harbor. 631-725-2803. Located at Springs Fireplace Rd., East 287-1883. GRENNING GALLERY – CLOVIS POINT GALLERY – Hampton, NY. 631-726-6835. Tonalists & Impressionists: Then and “Clovis Point Toasts the Artists,” showNow” Exhibit will run through April. casing art collectives Arts 4 and Bonac Open Sunday – Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 Tunic. At the Clovis Point Winery, located at 1935 Main p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. Road, Jamesport. 631-722-4222. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Featuring Marcia GUILD HALL GALLERY – 70th Annual Guild Hall Tucker, Cynthia Sobel and Jim Posner. Will run through Artist Member’s Exhibition. Artists whose last names start April 27. Also on display, the art of Salvatore Gulla. Located with M-Z will be on display until April 26. Guild Hall, locatat 136 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. ed at 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – “Squeezed and LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Abstraction,” Tied: Foam and paper Sculptures” by John Chamberlain. through April 26. Gallery hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 Through May 11. Open Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at Located on Corwith Avenue off Main Street, 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. Bridgehampton. 631-537-1476. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “Time and DE CORDOVA GALLERY – “SALUD…… Here’s to Place,” by fine art photographer Elizabeth Holmes. On disyour health,” a benefit for Hudson River HealthCare, May play through April 27, from 12-4 p.m. At the Southampton 24 – June 29. Open Fridays from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays and Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and also by appointment. Located MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Open daily from 10 a.m.at 538 Main Street, Greenport. 631-477-0620. 5:30 p.m. Currently located at 2462 Main St., THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Romantic Chinese Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. Landscapes,” photography by John Deng. Open daily. 2393 NESTSEEKERS GALLERY – New York artist Geoffrey Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. Fontaigne releases his new book Selected Works and displays THE DRAWING ROOM – Featuring the work of Sharon a few abstract expressionist paintings. Located at 150 Main Horvath through may 26. Open Monday, Friday and Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7070. Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – Featuring the phoat 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. tography of Ken Robbins through May 18. Open Friday to DREW PATRICK SPA GALLERY – Featuring art by Monday 11-5 p.m. Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. Bill Kuchler. Located at 128 West Main Street, Bay Shore. 631-267-7817. 631-206-3739. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael EAST END BOOKS GALLERY – Paintings and prints Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from “The Dog Lover’s Guide to the Good Life,” by Carol Saxe from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he and Hanita Blumfield. Open daily. Mon.-Fri. 11 a.m.-5 p.m., published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Sat. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Sun. 12-5 p.m. Located at 53 The Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Paper Transformed THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 Springs – Origami.” The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday through Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Sunday, 12-6 p.m. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631-324PIERRE’S RESTAURANT – Showing the black and 4666. white photography of Gino Rullo, April 5-30. Located at 2468 GALERIE BELAGE – Currently featuring outsider and Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. folk art, as well as the work of abstract artist Stephen Beck. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – An exhibition of early Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, graphic works by Adolph Gottlieb. Through July 26. Located Westhampton. 631-288-5082. at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Sunday PRITAM AND EAMES – “Early Spring Show,” Running 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544through – June 20. Open Monday – Saturday 10 a.m. – 5

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p.m. Sunday 12 – 4 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 2729 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS GALLERY – “Bang Bang!!!! Guns and Roses,” the work of Eileen Hickey-Hulme. Feature May 1-31. Located at 216 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2679700. RATIO GALLERY – “Two Distinct Views - The Individual and the Collective,” artwork by Marlies Ihmels and David Ebner, will run through May 3. 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631-286-4020. ROGERS MEMORIAL GALLERY – Exhibit of quilts by R. Marie Foster runs through the end of the month. Located at 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. 631-2830774. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Featuring photography by Steve Berger and paintings by Miriam Dougenis through May 6. The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – “Maker/Taker” Located at 688 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726-0076. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIREN SONG GALLERY – Mythical sea creatures as well as other spirits that haunt our dreams created by 3 east end artists. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. www.sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY – “The Joys of Toys” will run through March 29. Rogers Mansion, located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – “Light of Spring,” curated by Ariene Bujese. Featuring art by Gina Gilmour and Ellen Wiener, the exhibit will run through April 21. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND PARK – Michael Knigin’s paintings, prints and photographs are on display. Located at 26 Good Friend Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631-324-5550. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – “Interlude,” paintings by Mark Perry. On display through April 27. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – Jim Drapfield’s “Petography” Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255012. SYLVESTER AT HOME –Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Gallery Favorites 2.” Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Blue Belle” and “Art of Being Woman” are on display. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Contemporary and Modern Masters.” Paintings, sculpture and photography by Milton Avery, Willem de Kooning, Jean Dubuffet, Jackson Pollack, Amedeo Modigliani, Wolf Kahn, Gaston Lachaise and many others are on display. Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – Open Tuesday to Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “Color Me Spring,” work by Lois Bender. Also showing Cuca Romley etchings and paintings. On display through May 14. Open daily from 12-6 p.m. closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Beach Body Memorial Day Weekend is a month away – just thought you should know that. Actually, that’s not all; I thought I’d also remind you that you’ve got four weeks to abandon that silly putty physique and get your beach body back. Everyone always talks about working on their beach muscles, but in all honestly, you need more than just curls, crunches and pushups to be fit. Like any wellness plan – notice I didn’t say diet – you’ve got to take a good look at yourself, outside and in. Health doesn’t come from only pumping iron or drowning in weight-loss shakes – it is a total reconfiguration of your eating habits and exercise routine. Before you go any further, pour yourself a large glass of water and drink it down. Get used to this practice because you should start consuming a lot of water. A daily minimum calls for eight 8 oz. glasses a day, but if you’re going to be sweating (and you will be) you’ll need a lot more. Try to drink at least 3/4 of a gallon a day. It sounds like a lot, but you’ll feel better and fuller, your muscles will work at a higher rate, and there’s less chance of getting headaches. First thing you do in the morning, pour yourself a large glass of water – try to drink two if you can – then go about your normal daily routine. As for eating, cut out the crap, count the calories and control the portions. I know Lent is long over, but give up the candy, deep fried food, and massive portions of pasta. Fill up on low-density foods, like salad,

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Wash or Wear Hair How often you wash your hair during a week probably depends on whether it’s thick or thin, the time of year, and the lifestyle you lead. But if you sometimes wonder if you should wash – or simply wear – John DiGioia, key hairstylist on “Late Show with David Letterman,” has some expert advice. “If your hair tends to be dry,” he said, “avoid frequent washings and don’t assume instant conditioner (the kind you put on after washing and rinse out) is the answer – that is only useful for detangling.” To really condition your hair, the best strategy is an overnight (or several hour long) treatment. DiGioia suggests putting freshly washed hair in a ponytail and saturating the hair from mid-shaft to the ends with conditioner. Leave the hair closest to the root free from product to avoid making the hair limp. After applying the conditioner, use a plastic treatment cap, which is a thin version of a shower cap sold at beauty supply stores or specialty shops like Ricky’s. By using the plastic cap, you lock in natural heat from the scalp that helps the product penetrate the hair shaft. If you can’t, or don’t want to sleep with the product on your hair, just leaving it on for even one hour will make a difference. DiGioia is not partial to any particular conditioner, but rather believes it’s the amount of time the product remains on the hair that produces results. If your hair is very dry or over-processed, he suggests mixing cap of extra virgin olive oil into regular conditioner.

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You can give your hair a light shampoo to remove any excess when rinsing out this mixture. If your scalp tends to get oily but the ends of your hair are dry, you can avoid frequent washings by using baby powder or dry shampoo. DiGioia said, “Baby powder works great for absorbing some of the oil from the scalp and will make the hair look clean.” He cautions, however, not to pour the product directly onto the hair, but instead sprinkle the powder on a brush then, concentrating on the roots first, brush through the hair while your head is turned upside down to eliminate any excess powder. If you prefer not to use loose powder you can buy spray-on dry shampoo, which is basically powder in a can, but can be easier to use. Psssssst is a spray-on dry shampoo that has been around for decades. Psssssst is sold in only one color, and like baby powder, it’s white. SG, which stands for Salon Grafix is a spray-on dry shampoo available in shades for blondes, brunettes, redheads and those with silver and black hair, and is available in most chain drugstores. The advantage to using a

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Letters WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER Dear Dan, After placing a call to the village Highway Department to ask when leaves could be put out for pick-up, I proceeded to do so, with permission. A wee later, I receive the following letter: Dear Ms. Field, I bought my property and built a house to enjoy the beautiful surroundings of the country area. I would like to thank you for trying to make the appearance of the area so presentable. When I have a guest over this weekend, I am going to tell them how energetic you are (or stupid). You put some leaves out off your property about two weeks ago, which made the roadway horrid. Then when the town picked up the debris you had out, it was less than twenty-four hours and you put more out to make the road look like a dump again. I pay a local contractor to remove my debris so I can enjoy the clean atmosphere out here. I know now the intelligence level of a Local Yokel. Please do not talk about us people who move out here and walk over the locals because number one the locals don’t know how lucky they were to live in an area they have out here. Sincerely, Just a city idiot Since you lack the courage to put your signature at the end of your letter, my response will be to “Just a city idiot.” Dear Just a City Idiot, First of all, as you may or may not know, the Village of Sag Harbor (not the town as you referred to it) provides this wonderful service paid for through our village taxes. If you do not wish to avail yourself of this service and instead prefer to “pay a local contractor to remove debris,” that is your prerogative. One’s “intelligence level” is not measured by whether or not one uses a service that is provided, however, if it were an accurate measuring tool, wouldn’t that then make you the “stupid” one? As for your paranoid statement, “please do not talk about us people,” you paint everyone with the same brush. I happen to have a wonderful family from the city as neighbors. As for your “lucky” to live here statement, let me clear that up for you. There was nothing “lucky” about it. My parents came here through Ellis Island

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in hopes of a better life. Instead they stepped into the Great Depression. They sacrificed and struggled and did without the most basic necessities in life such as electricity, running water, heat, food, job and no automobile. It was through their unending determination of the human spirit to survive that made it possible. Luck had nothing to do with it. There was nothing “lucky” about it, just years and years of endless hard work and sacrifice. The dues have been paid. In this time of war, sagging economy, loss of thousands of jobs, skyrocketing energy prices, I find it very sad that you find a pile of leaves on the side of the road as something to be concerned about. Your letter to me suggests that you are an angry person. Might I suggest a little relaxation technique…raking? You might enjoy the “country area” even more. Speaking of raking, I must get back to mine. Round three coming up! Peace. Yolanda Field Sag Harbor Way to go Yolanda! – DR NO LAUGHING MATTER Dear Dan, The old and evil cruel ways still exist in Sag Harbor. It’s unbelievable but it is true. At Spring Farm the horrible cruelty to ducks and pheasants has been going on for far too long and it’s time to put a stop to this barbaric way of treating birds. This is no hunt and certainly no sport. I am tired of rescuing these poor birds with their bodies riddled with bullets. Many of them drag themselves all the way to my property too weak and wounded to be able to fly. Many with led poison in their bodies. They have all had one of their back toes cut of. All of them escapees from Spring Farm. It is high time to stop these heartless and cruel owners from running this kind of business. If they must have a shoot they can do this with clay pigeons. Spring Farm is more like a concentration camp. It’s riddled with wounded and dead birds all over the area. It’s dirty and littered with garbage and plastic and here they raise these poor birds from eggs. No living thing should have to live like this. The place is also a very dangerous traffic hazard, as one constantly has to swerve for the poor hurt birds in the

road. I thank God that most of these old cruel ways are gone and more of them are disappearing every day as people just won’t put up with this kind of treatment of birds. The next one to be gone should be Spring Farm. Shame on you! Christina Welteroth Sag Harbor Via e-mail If true, this is awful. – DR THE SOUND THANKS YOU Dear Dan, I want to express my thanks to governor Paterson and all the people who work to save the Long Island Sound. I cannot think of a better way to send my thanks then through your paper. So if you would be so kind as to print this. Thanks for saving my life! And the lives of all creatures big and small That live in and around me! Your friend for life! The Long Island Sound Thank you. H. Frank, Sr. Via e-mail Governor Paterson has saved us from the “evil” Governor Spitzer. IN THE REVIEW Dear Dan, I just wanted to thank Dan Rattiner and Jim Marquardt for their insightful and kind review of my book “Take No Prisoners” in the March 28 issue of Dan’s Papers, which you were kind enough to send me here in Atlanta. I hope to be back in Bridgehampton in mid-May and look forward to reading the paper regularly then. Please wish Dan the best of luck on his new book Best Wishes... Marv Davis Managing Partner Grisanti, Galef & Goldress Sandy Spring, Ga. Via e-mail Mine is out May 6. I hope we review it. – DR

Police Blotter Refused A man in East Hampton was pulled over after he was spotted driving on the wrong side of the road and then swerving onto the shoulder of the road. An officer noticed that the man’s breath smelled like alcohol. He also had bloodshot and glassy eyes, his speech was slurred and he was unsteady on his feet. The man was then asked to perform some basic movements, which he could not do, and then was asked to breath into a breathalyzer. The man refused to take the breathalyzer and then was arrested for DWI. Maybe the next time around, instead of refusing a breathalyzer, he’ll refuse to get behind the wheel. * * * Stolen X-Box A man was arrested after he was accused of stealing an X-Box from a home in Southampton. If anybody has ever met a person who plays a lot of X-Box, you would understand that this man should go to jail for ten years for stealing such a precious, precious machine. * * *

15-Year-Olds In probably one of the most shocking reports of vandalism in Springs, two 15-year-old boys were arrested after they were connected to a group of heinous acts of vandalism, which included trashing homes, spray painting racial slurs on the sides of houses and stealing ATVs and mopeds. The boys have been charged with a full platter of criminal charges. Unfortunately for them, they will have to deal with more than just a time-out from their mom. * * * Inspection Sticker A man in Southampton that runs an auto shop reported to police that somebody stole 18 inspection stickers from his shop. * * * Marijuana A man in Sag Harbor was arrested after he was pulled over for a traffic light violation. The officer found the man to be driving without a license and then found marijuana on his person. Officers revealed that the man is not really a man, but a living towel. * * *

Revenge A man in East Hampton seeking out revenge was arrested after he stole two television sets and a microwave, and then poured sugar in the gas tank of a truck, which destroyed the engine. He was arrested for the acts and charged with being in a vengeful rage. * * * Fender Bender A woman in East Hampton was pulling out of a parking lot when she dropped her purse and left her foot on the accelerator. She had a fender bender with two other cars that were parked. The woman is glad she has her purse because she is going to need it in order to pay for the damage. * * * One Mad Ex-Girlfriend An ex-girlfriend of a man in Hampton Bays was arrested after she slapped him across the face and threw a brick at his vehicle, destroying his windshield. What everybody at the scene of the crime wanted to know was just what the heck did the ex-boyfriend do? It must have been something really, really juicy. – Compiled and Written by David Lion Rattiner


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SERVICE DIRECTORY Carpentry

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Building Trades/Labor Pool Service Technician. Manager also Wanted. Experience preferred. Needs clean drivers license. (631)255-3051 Swimming pool 36- year firm hiring mechanics, weekly service personnel and helpers. Must have mechanical ability, will train. Valid drivers license, long season, overtime required. Call 631-283-4884, Fax 631-283-4893, email: www.kazdin.com or apply in person between 3 and 5PM at Kazdin Pools 833 County Rd 39, Southampton.

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Food/Beverage Bellport Supermarket seeks experienced Asst. Store Manager Please contact the main office at 631-751-4472 extension 100 Meat Cutter, take charge person Small grocery store, salary plus benefits, 631-537-6036 Meeting House Restaurant Amagansett Square Full time a.m./p.m Line Cooks and Dishwashers Must be legal. Potential year round Apply at M.H. 11 a.m- 4 p.m. 631-267-2764 Pizza place, Pizza Maker, prep, counter help needed, Experienced only Call (631)288-5459.Full Time/ PT Year round work R estaurant/ Bar. Southampton Location. All Positions Available: Manager, Waiter/ Waitress, Bartenders, Bus people, Cooks. Please fax resume attention John @ 631.283.3292, or e-mail to hello@enclaveinn.com. R estaurants Looking for Counter Persons and Short Order Cooks, for Montauk State parks concessions. Could provide a cottage for a couple who could do both. Call Kate 631-335-9998. Weekends call 631-668-3810 Seeking experienced front of house staff: Asst. Manager, Host(esse)s, Waitstaff, Runners, Bar Manager, Bartender, and Buspersons who understand hospitality, wine & food for established restaurant relocating to the Maidstone Arms Hotel in East Hampton. Breakfast, brunch and dinner shifts, full and part time, available. Must be neat, friendly, detail oriented and have a good attitude. References required. Please fax resume to 631-324-5037 attn: Susan L., or e-mail info@alisonrestaurant.com

resumes for LINE COOKS.

2008 SUMMER SEASON.

Competitive salary and possible housing available.

KITCHEN CLOSES IN TIME FOR FERRIES.

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Fax resumes only to: 631-749-0704

The Juicy Naam is hiring summer staff; juice bar counter, inventory and day to day. Juicy vegetarians and yogis encouraged! Please call 917 379 6306 or email giuliana@thejuicynaam.us

General ANTI AGING PROJECT Male and Female baby boomer models needed. 631-236-9841 Audio/ Video Installer, FT/ PT, no experience necessary, will train. Must be professional and reliable. Benefits available. Call (631)377-0467 www.nesightandsound.com

E XPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Cllassy Canine (631)283-1306

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EMPLOYMENT Retail

General

FAMILY ORIENTED CLUB Seeks Highly Motivated Persons For Key Positions Including: Bartenders, Cocktail Persons, Bathhouse Attendants, Short Order Cooks, Chef’’s Assistants, Kitchen Utility personnel and Table Porters. Must be neat in appearance, possess good communications and people skills and be team players. Please call for additional informattion, applications and to schedule interview. 631-283-7123

Fisheries Interviewers Freeport, Bayshore, Hampton Bays, Montauk. P/T thru October, base pay + mileage, pay includes productivity bonuses. Apply online at: fishingsurvey.com 1-800-229-5220 x: 7819

Retail

General

FREELANCE WRITERS WANTED Dan's Papers is expanding its coverage and content areas. We're looking for: --Solid feature writerss on local/ regional issues, with thorough knowledge of the East End.

General Kennel Attendant Wanted, Full Time/ Year Round Position. Must Love animals, be friendly, outgoing, computer literate, and be able to lift large dogs. Please call Amy at 631-723-0500 or fax resume to 631-723-3372. Pool company seeking self-motivated people to fill positions in clerical, maintenance & masonry. Good pay and benefits for qualified technicians. 631-283-4040

Private club seeking --Subject matter experts, fo o r short features and/ or columns, on topics including: Real estate Home decor/design Architecture Sporrts (Horses, golf, boating) Fitness and Health Beauty and Fashion

WATER SAFETY INSTRUCTOR for group swimming lessons. For more

call 631-283-7123

Susan Galardi Managing Editor, Dan's Papers

Security Retail immediate openings in the Tanger Outlet Mall, Fri. Sat., Sun. Shifts $10 Hr, Must have NYS Security license. Call Mon. - Fri. 12pm4pm 718-815-4736

General

LOOKING FOR A PT/ FT WEB DEVELOPER/ DESIGNER to develop and maintain corporate websites and intraa net from a content (editorial) and advertising viewpoint. Must have solid knowledge and experieence in some or all of the following: HTML, JavaScript, Macromedia Flash, AJAX, ASP, .NET and other online languages/ applications (PHP, PDF, and MS Sharepoint knowledge a plus). C reative and self-motivated team player.

information,

Please email your 3 best samples to o:

susang@danspapers.com

Management/Prof.

EXCELLENT BENEFIT PACKAGE. Salary commensurate with experience. Fax resume to Marie at 631-369-7031.

Office Office Assistant East Hampton Main Street location. Part time, full time. Some computer skills required. Please call 516-317-0563

Retail

Retail Management The Cotton Market is coming to Bridgehampton and we have openings for managers and sales associates. If you are a motivated, energetic person who thrives in a fun, fast paced e nvironment where your retail skills will be recognized and rewarded, please call Michelle at 631--395-2191 or email your resume to jgraham@cottonmarket.com

The Cotton Market is a unique new clothing retailer featuring fashion basics including 100% organiic items.

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Retail

Retail

Retail

Situation Wanted

STORE MANAGER & SALES ASSOCIATES

ROBERTA FREYMANN, an exciting high end retailer, seeks energetic, r esults driven individuals for its East Hampton boutique.

Store Manager and Sales Associate position ns available. Ideal candidates will

Yoga inspired athletic apparel company, lululemon athletica, is currently hiring great people who are excited about health and fitness for the following positions in East Hampton: *Store Management *Community Leader *Educator Our compensation and benefits package is competitive and includes reimbursement for fitness, yoga and Pilates classes. How great is that?

possess a love of fashion and selling. Knowledge of RPro and Spanish a plus. Must have own housing. COMPENSATION COMMENSURATE WITH EXPERIENCE. Excellent ben nefits package for full time employees.

To apply, 1) go to http://www.lululemon.com/ about/careers and submit your resume under the Job Search menu item for “Hamptons, NY” and either “Store Managemenn t” or “Educator”; and/or 2) Contact Aimee at aableman@lululemon.com. Please forward your resume and cover letter including a 1-year, 3-year and 10-year goal.

Please email resumes to Tirzah@RobertaFreymann.net

Sales

Theory currently has

SENIOR SALES ASSOCIATE & SALES ASSOCIATE Luxury accessories company is looking for a sales associate,, and a senior sales associate for their East Hampton store. P revious retail experience in a high end store p referred. Competitive salary, commission, benefits, accessories allowance. Please send resum m es and salary expectations to: jobs@devikroell.com or fax: 212.228.3237

House Manager AVAILABLE. Expertise in home and staff management, events, administrative assistance. Please call Karen on cell 631-839-9407 PRIVATE CHAUFFEUR seeks new assignment. 5+ years experience, NY licenses. 347-210-2464. Ask for Paul. Top New York City chef seeking personal chef position in private residence. I mpeccable references. Call Scott (917)478-8300 kitchenwhiz01@aol.com

Announcements Sales

Situation Wanted

Hildreth’s Department Store seeks creator/ coordinator of marketing. Responsibilities include coordination of all advertising including but not limited to newspaper, radio, magazine and tv ads, sales promotions and web site advertising, design and upkeep. Must be able to multitask, work with deadlines, be creative, and work as part of a dynamic team. Please fax your resume to David Dempsey at 631-204-9363 or apply in person at our Southampton Store, 51 Main Street.

Governess: Are you looking for your Mary Poppins? Governess AVAILABLE to give your child or teen a summer they'll never forget! I have an MS in Education and I'll plan fantastic activities, prepare tasty meals & provide expert tutoring. 631-764-9479

Situation Wanted Elder Care Health Care worker looking for work 8hrs mon., 4 hrs Tues. 4 hrs Sat. .631-871-3358

Health Care Companion for elderly, live in /live out medical appointments, housekeeping, shopping, meal preparation. Experienced, good references. 631- 295-0001 631-721-7733

Robert J. Neglects his significant other, K.T. Mary Dunphy, and their dog. Fortunately she qualified for Welfare and Food Stamps for $126.00 per month.

Merchandise for Sale 1930’s Pale green cast iron porcelain double basin kitchen sink, with original faucet. Must see. Asking $2,000. (631)283-1572 Brown Jordan patio furniture. Hunter green. 4 chaises $350, one 6’ oval table & 6 chairs $350, 2 arm chairs with 2 foot stools $200. (917)863-2546

Chandelier Pre Turn of Century. Gas Converted to Electric. Home care position wanted for Unique Bird & Floral Bronze the elderly. References & experi- motif rarely found. ence. (631)355-5796 or RMYPeters@aol.com or (631)294-6762 212-595-5682

Sales

Merchandise for Sale

Club Chair with Ottoman Forest Green Velvet

Great Condition In Southampton $50! 631-645-4197 Garland stove, good condition. 6 burners with shelf. Best offer over $500. (631)287-1468 PIANOS FOR SALE • Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” • Steinway M Grrand 5’7” • Yamaha Grand 6’5” More. All Mint! Must Sell. Piano Barn Mike (631)726-4640

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Caall 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

exceptional opportunities available for highly motivated candidates for our Eaa st Hampton and Southampton, NY stores for Management, Full-time, Part-time Sales and Stock positioons.

Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, exceptional people skills, outstanding customer service skills, excellent

SEASONAL SALES ASSOCIATES ABS- A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing is looking for Seasonal Sales Associates for our upscale women's retail boutique located in Westhampton Beach, NY Individuals must be energetic, self-motivated and sales driven. This is a Seasonal "Summer" job only ...stoore is open MAY - September 20th

Please send resumes to JenniferF@theory.com

Sag Harbor. Multi- family yard sale. Housewares, clothes, maternity clothes, toys, kids stuff, bric-a-brac, some furniture. 36 Richards Drive. Sat & Sun April 26th & 27th 9- 1PM 73 Scotline Drive, Sagaponack Multi family Fri. Sat. 10-2pm 25th-26th.

Pets

compensation and benefits package.

Furniture Sale Bridgehampton round pine dining table, sits 1012, rectangular pine dining table with columned legs 3’x8’, corner pine and glass armoire, wood armoire 4.5’x 2.5’x7’, 3’x5’ Eastern coffee table, pine night stand, BoConcept sofa suede-like fabric and beds, and other furniture/ bedroom sets. Excellent condition. 917-434-3939 212-316-2255

Fax resume to 631-288-3207 or email hr@absstyle.com ref code: Westhampton

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Pups. Male & Female blenheim, Parents on premesis. 631-399-7563

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Pets

Automotive

Catering / Chef Services

Automotive

Cleaning

Jeep: 1989 Wrangler. Excellent condition. $4,000 negotiable (631)749-7866

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972

Dog Training In Your Home

2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green

Animal Behavior College

v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM

Certified

Drive home: $16,000 neg.

Cell 917-848-1186

Josh: 212-877-1256 loisverlen@caro.net

Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. Cash for cars. Running or not. 631-334-5700.

Automotive FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Interneet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car.

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP 2005 Lincoln Town Car. A Must See! Very low milage. (631)728-0818

CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

Automotive

MERCEDES: 1989 560SL convertible, beautiful, red/ saddle interior, 70k, perfect condition, 2 tops, $24,500 516-353-3732

*** Summer Fun *** 10,500 miles, hard & soft tops, front & side airbags, pow w er everthing, 6 CD changer w/ MP3/ DVD, black, 6spd., 17” premium wheels. $20,900. (845) 304-88566

Automotive

Experienced Housekeeper will clean and organize your home. Great references and prices. Lurdes 631-875-3641

VOLVO 2000 V70 Wagon 38k miles, Black, loaded, with moonroof, great condition. $10,400 631-276-3126

HANNA’S CLEANING

We Buy Cars

The Best Residential Housekeepers.

516-504-SOLD (7653)

Art/Art Services/Framing

Cleaning

EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

A Polish Cleaning Service. Dependable, trustworthy, English speaking. References. 5 years experience. 631-662-3944. free25agnes@yahoo.com

SCULPTURE RESTORATION Spring is Here !! Repair, Renew, Revive. Artisan/ Conservator David Irving Weiner 516-242-5836 www.daavidiweiner.com

Personalization is the key to success. SAT, PSAT, ISEE, SSAT, Academic and Study Skillls Courses. Experienced Tutors, Dedicated Staff, Proven Results. 212-580-1500

HOME INSPECTION COMPANY FOR SALE 11 years in business Area covers Remsenburg to Montauk Make $200k PLUS (631)725-7680

EXCELLENT PRIVATE CHEF seeks excellent Manhattan/ Hamptons client. For p rofessional service and diistinctive cuisine contact Andrea: (917)338-6428

KOBE

BEEF

Hand cut steaks for next day delivery.

S.A.T./ Writing/ HW help Tutor Available. Middlebury and Oxford educated. Experienced, enthusiastic and reasonable. (631)680-8620 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Chh ildren Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability

Call Allen 646-772-33155 (631) 725-2128 Offering experienced waitstaff for in-home events or private parties. Melanie 631-594-2063

Priced at $29,980. You will not be disappointed! For further inquires please call Wilbraham Auto Sales Inc. toll free 877-643-3748 visit us on the web at www.wilbrahamauto.com

A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. mariacj7@hotmail.com.

HATE PICKING UP DOG POOP IN YOUR YARD? You dont have to! Let HFD Cleaning Service do it for you Call (631)681-2386

CATHERINE MURPHY’S IRISH CLEANING SERVICE. Window washing available. Based in Sag Harbor. Impeccable References! 631-793-1121.

Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com

Cleaning & Restoration Services

Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-604-5438. www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.

Business Opportunities

Japanese or American.

1978 MERCEDES BENZ 450SL ROADSTER Only 26,976 original miles on this two owner classic. Finished in the factory original “Dark Blue” paint with blue interior. Both hard top and the original convertible top are in exceptional condition. The automobile is equipped as it came from the factory; Becker Mexico AM/FM cassette player, climate control and all other factory power assists. Original owners manual and warranty plate are in the glove box. This is an exceptional find in pristine condition

631-727-2880 631-764--5388 cell

Classes/Instruction www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

Catering / Chef Services

Jeep Wrangler 2007 Mint!

Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonabble rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178.

www.AVSHamptons.com

PRIVATE CHEF/ CATERER AVAILABLE FOR THE SEASON.

Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446 Mary’s House Cleaning HouseOffice- Restaurants Apartments. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es

Energy/Power ROYAL SERVICES P roperty Management/ Personal Services Company Security Home Inspections, On-site Pett Care F ree Estimates, Licensed Patrick 631-793-1443 John 516-982-1561

Financial Services Business & Commercial Mortgages. $50,000 and Up. Call 631-481-9119. Funds Available For Any Worthwhile Purpose.

Make Your Ads Stand Out ! Add One of these Features to your Classified Ad.

(305)865-5442 gourmand@bellsouth.net

13pt 14pt

Increase Text Size from 8pt to 9pt, 10pt, 11pt, 12pt, , Bolded Words, Italics, CAPS, Underline, Shading, URL Links, E-Mail, Links, Photos / Logos

Classes/Instruction F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128

(Actual Size)

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Flooring CustomWood Floor Refinishing Specializing in the refinishing, installations and repairs of all types of wood floors. Lic./ Ins. 34 years exp. Michael Ambrosio (631)585-1987 Cell (631)767-4169

Handyman Handyman For Weekends Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday Mete Cell 631-664-5560 After 3:30pm

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Licensed and Insured. 631-728-8955

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

Mister Handyman Inc. Home Improvement Masonry, Landscaping& Carpentry, Iron Work & Welding, Renovation ns, Extensions, General Repairs & Painting. Licensed/ Insured. 17 Years Experience. 631-594-1453 516-848-9569 m rhandymanlongisland.com

Did d you u know w you u can n e yourr advertise e in Legall Notice

FPB Home Improvements Kitchen & Bath Specialists Roofing, Siding, Windows, Doors, small jobs always welcome. Lic. Ins. 631-594-2063 Ginter Home Improvement. Windows, doors, kitchens, baths, closets, basements, decking, roofing, siding, and tiles. European craftsmanship. Reasonable rates. call Ginter 631-664-8022 MPenney Cabinetry & Design Kitchen •Bath •Home Theatre Commercial 772-812-8339 uniquelyyours.1@netzero.net Reroofing: Flat, leaks, skylights, gutters, chimneys, recarpentry, decks, siding, repainting, antiques. 631-324-2200, 631-283-7060, 631-765-6200

Internet/Online Services

•Forming an LLC or LLP? •Applying for a Liquor License? •Need to Notify the Community? Call today for additional Infomation

631-283-1000

email adinfo@danspapers.com Deadline Monday 12 Noon

Dan s Papers Classifieds, Service Directory

LongIslandPersonals.com. Stop wasting time on the other personals sites. Find your LOCAL match. LOCAL.REAL. FREE.

Landscape/Garden COLORED MULCH: Red, Black & Natural. Honest & Reliable. Free Delivery. Wayne 631-457-0612 Spring’s Coming! Time for Thatching Seeding, Crab grass control, Privet Maintenance, Pruning, Planting, Sod, 631-664-5560 MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC.

51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2985 fax Email adinfo@danspapers.com

Painting/Papering DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 631-678-2796 d7003@aol.com desmond FINE PAINTING Exterior ~ Interior Wood staining, Powerwashing Neat, Quality Work References ~ Free Estimates ** URI ** 631-421-5 5373 ~ 631-988-5378 Mature, old school craftsman seeks paint and paper projects. David @631-377-1195, redek@eyyoneri.com Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Photography/Video Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons Photography.coom

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Tile/Stone/Masonry Gunes Stones LLC. All types of stone work; Cultured stone, Blue stone, Lime stone. Interior and exterior Fireplaces, Driveways Retaining Walls, Stoops, Belgian block, Patios and Walkways. Licensed and insured. Free estimates. 631-422-1698

Trees/Shrubs Arborvitae, $40 4 Ft Cypress $30 14 Ft Cypress $300 18 Ft Pines $350

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls,

Publication is distributed Thursday & Friday Classified ads appear 3pm Wednesday on www.danshamptons.com Mon n 12pm Fri 3pm Wed 5pm Thurs 3pm

Rates Text Classifieds $1.30 per word Minimum 15 words/ 2 week minimum run Boxed Ads $36 column inch Minimum 1 inch/ 2 week minimum run Service Directory; MInd, Body and Spirit, Design Dire ectory Rates vary; call for pricing

Brick Patios, Walkways,

POOL LINER CHANGES by Falcon Pools Safety Fences - Heaters Openings - Closings F ree Estimates 631-960-5621 www.FalconPools.net Licensed & Insured

Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maii ntenance (631) 725-1249

Marine TIARA 2003 31’ open, 139 hours, twin Crusader 385 HP Northstar Furuno and Lorance Electronics. Sleeps 4, Head, Galley, generator, Air, Stereo, TV, yard maintained. Fish or Cruise. Asking $145K Boat in Moriches. 516-639-8527

Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge

Organizational Services

All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication. Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dan s Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws.

SUE TO THE RESCUE Let me be your helping Hand Child Care, Organizing, Lite housekeeping, Laundry, Etc. Susan 631-258-8568

Property Management

ESTATE MANAGER SOUTHAMPTON Seeking year round live-in couple as an estate manager and professional chef, or housekeeper for long-term commitment. G reat opportunity for highly intelligent, resourceful couple with excellent communications skills and proven work history. Management responsibilities include knowledge of building systems and ability to perform basic household repairs. Must h ave strong oraganizational skills, familiar with waterfront property and boats. Please send ressume with salary range to: 212-717-5048

973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, www.piocosta.com

Rent / Option to Buy

Southampton Village Near Mansions 3 Bedrooms, 3 Baths Sundeck, Pool Tennis Court 347-645-3315

Magnificent specimen t rees. 100 large caliber trees, blood maples, different beeches, weeping specimens and a lot more! 631-849-2608 Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES

Weekly Maintenance $49.95 Open/ Close from $199.95 Repairs & Liner changes 631-871-6769

Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt

631-830-1276

Pools/Spas PLOVER POOL SERVICE, Inc.

Out Of Town

More

Leyland Cypress, White

cohenjacq@aol.com

Rental Wanted

Bridgehampton or nearby area Studio or Room wanted for one month in July. Call Maryann at 212-941-5504 or Email: pa@infilmproductions.com

Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance

7am to 6pm Monday to Friday

Deadlines Classifieds by phone Classifieds by e-mail Service Directory 8 days before publ. Real Estate Clubs 7 days before publ

Home Improvements

Programs.

Southampton Cottage by the Sea. Charming 3 BR, dock your boat, tennis/ basketball courts, walk 1/2 block to Bay beach. Near all golf courses. MD- LD $27,500. 516-678-8645 or 516-849-6811

CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

Commercial East Hampton Village Prime Office Space: Office space available at one of the finest addresses in East Hampton Village, easy parking access, charm galore. Contact John W. Hollyer, Prudential Douglas Elliman, (917)783-6311 Quogue: light industrial space available, up to 4,900 sq. ft., will divide. (631)804-2732 Sag Harbor Main Street. First floor office space. Approximately 5,000 sq. ft. Call 631-608-7158

Rooms East Hampton room, near village, private bath, separate entrance, Air cond, cable. no smoking, no pets. Summer season 631-324-7322 or 212-297-4814 Easthampton: Private Suite. Your own entrance and bath, beautiful pool, yards from the water, minutes from town. 212-988-3395, 917-838-2503, 631-324-3451. Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates

SAG HARBOR

Two Beds Per Room,

Main Street, 2nd floor Office or Personal Service space available Excelleent condition Call (631)678-2460

Kitchen & Private Bath

SOUTHAMPTON 71 Hill Street. Bright, renovated offices. 600- 4,000 sq. ft. Flexible terms, On site parking. Private bathrooms, balconies. 212-249-4460

For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Southampton. Large bedroom for rent. $1,000 all included. Small bedroom $800 all included. 631-466-4752, 631-259-2684.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

AMAGANSETT WALK TO OCEAN Privacy 5 bedrooms, 6 Baths Central Air Conditioning New, professional gourmet kitchen. Piano, Jacuzzi, heated Pool, lawn and gardens. Near tennis! July $38,000 August $48,000 J une or Sept $6,500 weekly 631-267-2028

Amagansett WALK TO OCEAN Bright, cheery 3 bedroom, 2 bath Large decks M D- L D $18k 631-267-3326 Amagansett. South of highway. 2 bedroom cottage, new kitchen and bath. Washer/ dryer, heated pool. Walk to village, Jitney, ocean beach. June through September $24,500 (631)495-5118 PM only. Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Amagansett: Waterview. Charming 2 bed, 1 bath cottage steps to Bay beach. With backyard pond on quiet private road. July 1 -Labor Day $16,500. (631)267-7943

BRIDGEHAMPTON Best beach rental ever! South of the Highway Pool and Tennis. 5 bedrooms working fiireplace. MD - October $85k. Please call 917 528 5839

EAST HAMPTON Bridgehampton Deal Charming 4 BR, 3 bath with large yard, front porch, 18x36 new pool and gas grilll. Beautifully

Bridgehampton OPEN HOUSE Saturday, 4/26 Sunday, 4/27 11 am- 5 pm 72 Trelawney Road South of the Highw way Luxury Rental August- LD $65k Gated 2.3 acres. 4 BRs plus 5.5 Bths Poolhouse w/ full bath, AC, heeated gunite pool. Private.

furnished, newly renovated with 2 plasmas. Very close to village, winery and ocean beeach !

August - LD $ 20K Must see !

917-579-9194

BRIDGEHAMPTON

Bridgehampton Village great location, Beautifully furnished Aquebogue-North Fork traditional, 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Heated Pool/ Hot Tub, den, sunroom, home office, Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or 4 bedroom, 2 bath, Large back porch overlooking weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096 new appliances. pool and lushly landscaped propwww.liny-cottages.com erty. Walk to town, train, Jitney, Now - LD $35 5K Close to Beach MD-LD $60,000 July-LD $50,000 Aug. $35,000 Blake (516) 398-7622 516-658-5728 Also available BEST DEAL IN Beautiful 1 Bedroom Cottage. SAGAPONACK Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 June & July $13,000 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to Chic home, ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Pri- Clearwater Water front 4 Bedgreat for a family on rooms, 2 baths, floating dock, vacy. Amazing location! 2.1 lushly landscaped steps to Clearwater Beach, www.swansnest.com private acres and lawn $30,000 Season 516-343-5592 212-794-1000 on quiet street. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, study Summer Rentals heated pool, Jacuzzi, open living great room, central air, close to beach July $25,000 August $27,000 JULY- LD $44,000 Southampton Town’s Strict Residential Law MD- LD $48,000 Now in Effect!! Ultimate Privacy

LANDLORDS, PROTECT YOURSELVES!

Must see! 917-8865-9917

Best Value SOUTHAMPTON Village 3 BR, 2 Full bath, living room, large kit, DR, laundry room, large sun room, 52” wall mounted HDTV with Sony Blue Ray and Bose system. Walk to Train, Jitney, Main St. & Beach. $17,000. 631-283-6400 or 516-381-5617

If you plan on renting your home seasonally or year round, you are NOW REQUIRED to file an extensive rental permit application. Your failure to obtain this permit can result in CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LIABILITY and LOSS OF YOUR RENTAL INCOME. The firm of Edward Burke, Jr. & Associates, LLC (62 Main Street, P.O. Box 3319, Sag Harbor, NY 11963) specializes in this application process and has the expertise to assist you in all phases of this law. Call 631-725-3131 Email: edburkejr@optonline.net

2 Bath pristine front porch Traditional on private half acre with heated pool. Minutes walk from town center and railroad.

Teak furniture on outdoor dining deck with Web b er gas grill. Fireplace, central air, central vac. TVs with Cable/VCR/DVD and cable modem in offiice. Indoor/outdoor sound system. MD- LD. $35,000

F rench country

917-375-3915 Bridgehampton South Secluded, eclectic haven. Walk village, Jitney, Market. Bike beach. 3 Bedrooms w/AC, Sleep loft, 2 bath, Adobe fireplace. No pets. MD- LD $24,500 212-477-6720 631-537-1151

Gorgeous 3 Bedroom,

F rench doors in living room overlo ook heated pool, deck, and beautiful landscaping.

July - LD $ 27K

603-275-1417 Brokers welcome. 917-331-1317 Directions: South on Halsey Lane Second rigght onto Trelawney.

EAST HAMPTON Immaculate home Tastefully furnished Private setting, 3 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath with grround level office and family room. Open design, cathedral ceilings, great for entertaining. Mastt er bedroom suite on separate floor with balcony and loft area.

Separate cottage/ pool house with fulll bath.

feeling throughout.

Owner: patpramer@aol.com

state-of-the-art

EAST HAMPTON NEW CONTEMPORARY Spacious Bright Open 28 x 26 GREAT ROOM Five Bedrooms, 3.5 Baths Heaated pool, Deck, Patio Central Air, Fireplace Beautifully Landscaped MD-LD, $39,000 631-987-8970/ 631 1-331-7857 summerhampton.tripod.com

eat-in kitchen and bath, new French doors, separate dining/ family room,

wood-burning stove. EAST HAMPTON

Must see!

MOST BEAUTIFUL IN PRICE RANGE.

$42,500

A MUST SEE!!!

Memorial Day- Labor Day

Full amenities, linens dishes etc. Convenient to village and ocean beaches. Huge outdoor deck area. Beeautiful and everything on one floor including washer and dryer. CAC, large heated pool, gas grill,, cable tv and high speed internet. PICTURES AVAILABLE. July & August 29k. Season 34k. June 7k,, July 14k, August 16k. (917)273-0501

www.besteasthampton.com August $18,500

Spectacular brand new

hardwood floors and

Secluded acre on 10 acre p reserve, private and quiet. Bright airy new design, cathedral ceilings, huge windows, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths.

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access.

Call Ron n: 516-721-1556

East Hampton - WATERFRONT 4 Bedroom, 2 Baths, CAC. Furnished Mint Chalet Inspired Home w/ Heated Pool. Lions Head Beach Community. Canoe Included! $45k MD- LD Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404 EAST HAMPTON 1 bedroom plus loft. Treescape Condo in woods. Pool, tennis, air, beautifully furnished with art and antiques. Private. June- September $3,700/ month.(Year round $1500/ mo) 917-287-9061 East Hampton 1 mile from village, clean renovated farmhouse. 4 bedrooms + with pool table. 2 whirlpool baths. inground pool with large private yard. July & Aug. $30,000 631-324-4322 East Hampton Charming village cottage. 1 bedroom plus loft is convenient to all. Walk to town, village shopping and dining. MD- LD $14,000, or year round $24,000. Call for more info. 631-324-1240

East Hampton Northwest Half block to water, 4 bedrooms, CAC, heated pool, outdoor shower, gourmet kitchen. Available MD- LD $40,000. Possible long season or year round. 631-903-0960 East Hampton Northwest Woods Village fringe 4200 sq ft Classic post modern 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths on 2 privatt e acres Heated pool and decks Beautifully landscaped Community tennis across street June $20,000, July $40,000 August $40,000 Memorial Day-Labor Day $79,000 631-228-4507, leave message

East Hampton Quaint Country Farmhouse 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All. $25,000 MD- LD. July $11,000. August $13,000. For sale $635,000. 516-343-5592. East Hampton village ranch. 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, private deck, air conditioning, above pool. MD- LD $25,000. (631)897-2151

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Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE SUMMER RENTAL: generous open piece of land in a walk to village location. One level with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, heated pool, and family friendly open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Extremely stylish decor with all new furnishings and newly painted interiors. $50k- MD- LD. View pictures on http://www.devlinmcniff.com/ht ml/expansion.jsp?innum=79307 &inlist=56995, Contact shnyrental@gmail.com

East Hampton. funished 2 + bedroom cottage, 1 bath, . Living room, dining room, full basement with washer/ dryer, . CAC, darkwood floors. Clean cozy, large deck with BBQ area. use of in ground pool, one mile from Village Now thru LD $20,000 (631)324-4322

East Hampton: 3 BR cottage in prime location. Walk to Main St. Bike to Main Beach. 4 bikes avail. for free/ loan. 1 wk ($2,800) to multiple wk rentals avail. MD-LD. 646-246-4725 www.easthamptoncottage.com

East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Asking $12,000 MD-LD. 631-324-4979

East Hampton, Northwest White contemporary Heated pool, Central air 4 bedrooms, 2 baths Walk to water WIFI July 1 -Labor Day $28,000

Summer Rentals

EAST HAMPTON: adorable 4 bedroom cottage .Close to all, East Hampton. Pristine studio, MD- LD . $21,000 private entrance/ deck, all ameni- 516-982-6186 ties, close to village and beach. $7,500 season. 631-681-6852 East Quogue South of Montauk Hwy. East Hampton/ Sag HarborContemporary saltbox with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, lovely 4 bedrooms, LR, DR, heated pool in private setting, cathedral ceilings, CAC, fireplace and extraordifireplace, hardwood floors. nary master suite with Jacuzzi. Long season $32,000 also availBuilt in solar heated able year- round. 212.229.8053 in-ground pool with safety cover, outdoor shower. East Hampton: Designer One level, Super deal. 3 bedroom Kid & pet friendly: suites, new heated pool/ waterfalls. Voluptuous landscaped Swing set and dog pen. acre. Has everything! Memorial Day- Labor Day $45,000. June July $13,000, Aug. $14,000. $12,000. July $20,000. August All utilities included. $24,000 For moree information http://www.vrbo.com/99426. call 631-757-5955 516-676-7779. 516-448-2321.

July $13,000 August -Labor Day $15,000 703-994-1009

Easthampton, Village Outskirts, Contemporary, 2 acres, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room, dining room, sun room, deck, outdoor shower, heated pool, air conditioning, garage. August $16,000. 917-922-5684 HREO# 96169

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,000 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 www.caffreyhouse.com

EAST HAMPTON Adorable cottage at Maidstone Park. 2 bedrooms+, extra large deck with barbeque, kitchen, dining room, living room, sleeps 6. Walk to the beach, the market, restaurants. May $3,900 June $4,900 July $6,500 631-236-7589

Hampton Bays Charming 2 Bedroom. Clean and updated. Sleeps 6, large yard, side patio. Close to beaches and town. $11,000 plus security full season. No Groups. Joe 718-747-6336

Summer Rentals HAMPTON BAYS G reat for Family Reunions! Almost 7,000 sq. ft. on over an acre! Water view. Walk to ocean n. 13 Bedrooms, Gourmet Kitchen, 3 Full Baths, 5 half baths, Outdoor Shower. Large Screened Porch. 6000 sq. ft. Dining Area with wet bar and ice machine. 630 sq. ft. Living Room with fireplace. 700 sq. ft. TV Room with theater seating and pool table. No shares. Weekly, Monthly, Seasonal. damian115@aol.co om 347-680-4392

Hampton Bays near bay and ocean. Fully furnished Victorian home has 4 bedrooms +apartment. 631-728-1503 Hampton Bays. Waterfront. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath (new). Air conditioning, dock, pool, tennis, washer/ dryer. $8,500 MD- LD. 772-486-0484, 772-419-5811.

Summer Rentals Hampton Bays/ Southampton 2 bedroom unit and water view efficiency. Furnished. Full season. Reasonable. Call 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays: Waterfront, Very secluded 3 bedroom plus loft house on Peconic Bay. Private beach adjacent to nature preserve. Spectacular sunsets. 2 baths, central air, washer dryer, kayaks. Available MD- LD $25k, partial summer possible. Call 718-499-8079. Location photos can be emailed. Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Baays Large Studio with long season $3,700 Hampton Bays Waterfront 1 bedroom apartment $6,000 Hampton Bays 2 bedroom cottage with loft patio pool beach $8,700 Hampton Bays Waterfront 3 bedroom 2 bath short walk to beach $13,900 Hampton Bays 6 bedroom 3 bath pool walk to town $27,500

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 02/30/2008 AMAGANSETT Davey to Peter & Yaela GAYER, 12 Dune Hill Road 1,590,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Scott to Edward GERSOWITZ, 539 Butter Lane 2,075,000 Mance to Jeremy & Raquel PALMER, 393 Lumber Lane 3,275,000

CALVERTON R & A Mangt Inc to KNOLLS OF BAITING HOLLOW LLC, Bluffs Dr. North 2,505,984

EAST HAMPTON Crawford to Suelyn & Julien FAREL,132 Springy Banks Road, 1,240,000 Tarbet to Ward & Patricia CAREY, 12 Fieldview Lane, 3,200,000 Carey to John & Lori REINSBERG, 54 Dunemere Lane, 6,325,000

EAST MARION Anrig--MORRIS, Ian & Amanda--1595 Aquaview Road 1,225,000

HAMPTON BAYS

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and 03/20/2008

Tannhauser Trust to Robert & He-Yeuna TANNHAUSER, 12 Sun Court. 1,400,000

NEW SUFFOLK

Starkand to 26 NORTH HAVEN WAY LLC, 26 North Haven Way, 2,410,000

NORTH HAVEN

Love Ln Acquisition Corp to PECONIC TRUST INC, 650 1st St, 2,050,000 Sea Gull Hill Rd to Stephen & Amy YOUNG, 6 Sea Gull Hill Rd, 2,650,000

SAG HARBOR Albinger to SUFFOLK HARBOR LLC,17 Suffolk Street, 3,500,000

SAGAPONACK Spier to FAIRFIELD POND PARTNERS LLC, 39 Fairfield Pond Ln, 22,000,000

SHELTER ISLAND Dunhill Family Partners to Neil CARRAGHER, 22 Prospect Ave, 2,900,000

SOUTHAMPTON McFadden to FIRST NECK LANE TRUST, 300 First Neck Lane, 19,000,000 Queller to Daniel NISSANOFF, 36 Woodland Farms Road, 2,875,000

Bolster to Andrew & Lorraine DODGE, 300 Halsey Neck Lane, 5,300,000 Kennedy to Lawford Trust, 155 FIRST NECK LLC, 155 First Neck Ln, 9,800,000 Middle Line Prop LLC to Robert CASTRACANE, 3 West Hills Court,3,095,000 Roumano WH LLC to MEDALLION INC,19 Duck Pond Ln, 11,440,000

SOUTHOLD Christie to BELLE VIEW LLC, 250 Midway Road, 1,114,825

WAINSCOTT EH Plumbing & Heating to JOJOBEN LLC, 348 Montauk Hwy, 1,200,000 Pfeifle to David & Amy FLANNERY, 250 Mecox Road, 1,275,000

WATER MILL Ayoub to Chuck BURGESS, 39 Bob White Drive, 1,275,000 Xenopoulos to ANNA WILLIAMS TRUST, Old Mill Road, 2,000,000 779 Dune Road LLC to David CRAVER, 779 Dune Road,, 3,800,000 Lakeview Assos of NY LLC to Gregory D'ALBA, 292 Deerfield Rd 4,100,000 Picozzi to Robert & Eunice BURNETT, Julie Pond Drive, 4,600,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AMAGANSETT

Robbins to Cristina & Michael SPINDLER, 23 Cranberry Hole Rd, 655,000 Von Oehsen to David & Catherine VON OEHSEN, 220 Town Ln, 840,000

EAST HAMPTON

Piotrowski to Alda STIPANOV, 37 Glade Road, 550,000 Straniero to Paul & Dorota CLEGG, 160 Montauk Highway, 627,500 Koppinger to Valeria POLLAK, 136 Cove Hollow Road, 678,000 Stotzky to Rita LINDER & Perry ARNOLD, 34 Runnymede Drive, 719,000 Gettinger to Bram WEBER, 54 Whooping Hollow Road, 815,000

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Flynn to Philip & Patricia IRVING, 18 Broadhollow Road, 510,000

Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000

Holdsworth to 46 NEWTON ROAD LLC, 46 Newton Road LLC, 545,000

Phillips to John & Lisa IULO, 30 Beach Avenue, 682,000

Gardner to Wayne & Janet CELAURO, 15 Red Creek Circle, 680,000

B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000

Johnson to Ronald MONGELLUZZO, 10 Pepi Court, 830,000

J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000

Smith to Michael & Alice McGRATH, 4 Rehan Avenue, 830,000

Schaffer to Elise HORNING, Gail NEWMANN, 6 Simpson Rd, 500,000

MONTAUK ORIENT

Gleason to Nicholas FARMAKIS, 230 Greenway West. 620,000

QUOGUE

SHELTER ISLAND

Ivester to Deidre & Jean-Pierre RIOU, 2 Washington Street, 800,000

SOUTHAMPTON

Kadlec Trust to Jane KOLBENHEYER, 17 Maylen Drive, 540,000

Gendusa to Buddy EVANS, 40 Wooded Oak Lane, 840,000

Hatch to James TAYLOR, Anik PEARSON, 12 John Street, 500,000

Valli to Wayne & Linda VIVIANO, 2 Staller Drive, 510,000

Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

EAST QUOGUE

Mayer to Nicholas & Eugenia HATGIPETROS, 19 Fairline Drive, 550,000 Corredor to Louis KENNEDY, 416 Montauk Highway, 600,000

RIVERHEAD

Rhodes to William & Katherine IOANNIDES, 152 Malloy Drive, 975,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

Kakerbeck to Jonathan & Ann AUERBACH, 310 Sagg Road, 740,000

FISHERS ISLAND

HAMPTON BAYS

Est. Kelly to John & Kathleen PATURNO, 3 Peconic Overlook Dr, 500,000

SAGAPONACK

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 23 Gianna Court, 569,990 Majors Path LLC to Gary & Deborah SAPORTA, 8 Savannah Ln, 759,990

SOUTHOLD

Grant to Patrick & Siobhan O'DRISCOLL, 4695 South Harbor Rd, 560,000

WADING RIVER

Lucka to Charles CARRE, 51 Toppings Path, 935,000

Birchwood at Wading River to Edward GROCE,136 Canterbury Dr, 517,900

R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

SAG HARBOR

WESHAMPTON

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Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474 Southamptonn 4 bedroom 3 bath private location $13,500 Partial rentals also available weekly monthly

MONTAUK 538 Montauk Hwy Amagansett 3 Ft Pond Blvd, East Hampton 631-267-6626, 631-324-3111 amagmh@hrg.com www.hrg.com Walk to Ocean Bike to Cyrils! 5 bedroom, 4 bath home with fireplace and sauna. Perfect location for summer fun! MD- LD $35,000; ID# 156243

538 Montauk Hwy Amagansett 3 Ft Pond Blvd, East Hampton 631-267-6626, 631-324-3111 amagmh@hrg.com ww ww.hrg.com

Renovated and Like New 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in the Springs with skylights, fireplace and lots of different levels of decking with lighting so you can Nestled in Northwest on 2 acres enjoy the pool both night and This 3 bedroom, 3 bath home of- day ~ Wonderfully set up for entertaining. MD- LD $27,000; fers fireplace, central air, and List ID# 517951 finished basement with a game room you must see to believe! North of the Highway Is the The fun continues outside with the in ground trampoline, heated place to be this summer! Just outside the Village of Amaganpool and outdoor shower. MDsett and all it has to offer sits this LD $60,000; List ID# 154957 5 bedroom traditional home with Walk to Ocean From this abso- central air and heated pool. MDlutely immaculate, tastefully fur- LD $40,000; List ID# 156976 nished beach cottage in the Clearwater Beach One level Dunes of Amagansett. 2 bedranch style home ensures easy rooms, 2 baths, fireplace and living for you this summer. 3 spacious dining deck. MD-LD bedrooms, 2 baths in private $33,000 List ID# 157906 beach and marina community. MD- LD $21,000; List ID# Recently Renovated This 521864 lovely home in the Springs is situated on a quiet street and ofPerfectly Private 3 bedroom, 2 fers 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, firebath contemporary home in the place, central air and heated Northwest Woods with fireplace, pool. MD- LD $32,000; List central air and heated pool. JulyID# 155470 LD $30,000; List ID# 521788

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Summer Rentals

Resort and Spa OCEANFRONT Sleeps 4 1 unit July 25th- Aug. 1st

$2,400 weekly neg. 631-929-3786

MONTAUK Steps to private ocean beach, very large studio, separate eat in kitchen, dressing room/ bath. huge private patios and entrance. New upscale appointments, flat screen TV, Air, wifi .MD-LD $14,000 No Smoking 631- 668-5814 Montauk Shores Condo, Ditch Plains, MD- LD $20k, 12’x48’ Condo, ocean view from deck, steps from Ditch Plain surfing beach, 2 BR’s, 1.5 baths, sleeps 7, LR/ kitchen, heated pool, playground, recreation room, gated community. Call 631-804-8048 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Shinnecock Hills - Poolside Value, Fresh Inside and Out! New kitchen, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, central air, heated pool. MD - LD $28,000

J ean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

Watee r Mill - Sparkling Country Escape! Cathedral ceiling, library, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, heated pool. MD - LD $38,000

Quoggue - Canal Front Gem with four bedrooms and three baths, stone's throw to ocean ROW, $40,000.00 July-L.D.

Southampton Bayfront Sparkling Decorated Beach House! Scenic waterviews, private dock, spacious decks, central air, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths. MD - LD $55,000

Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR Village Beautiful restoration of a classic 5 BR, 5.5 bath house for rent in the historic seection of the village. Minutes walk to the shops & restaurants of the village & local parks. Only 10 mins drive to the beautiful ocean beaches of Bridgehampton & Sagaponack. • 40 x 18 gunite pool with poolhouse (shower, toilet & kitchenette) • On nearly an acre • Single car garage, parking for 4 cars • Custom kitchen w/ separate breakfast room • Family room • Formal DR • Study/ office w/ separate entrance • Front parlor& entrance vestibule • Original fireplace • MBR with outside sun deck • Junior MBR w/ access to covered porches • Laundry room • Approx. 1,000 sq. ft. walk out basement • South-west facing covered porches, patio and grounds. $95k MD- LD July- Aug. $80k Contact Bob 917-885-9650 or 631-899-9073 E-mail: RobertBakes@aol..com

Quogue - 4 Bedroom, 3 Baths, CAC Upscale Furnished Contemporary on One Acre w/ Heated Pool & Tennis Court. $55k MD- LD (Monthly Rates Available) Call Nathan, LSA 516-424-1404

3 units Aug. 1st- Aug. 8th 1 unit Aug. 8th- Aug. 15th

Southampton Village - Near Ocean Elegance! Grand living/ dining room, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, central air, heated pool, community tennis. MD - LD $85,000 North Haven/ Sag Harbor 5 Bedroom, 5.5 Bath, +/- 3,700 sq. ft. family retreat in private bay community. Walk to bay. Community tennis courts and playground. Additional 1,000 sq. ft. of finished basement with professional screening room and billiards room. 20x40 gunite pool. Must see! MD- LD $80,000, July- LD $65,000, August- LD $45,000. 631-871-6886 For pictures, email rich@perellobuilding.com

Summer Rentals

QUOGUE AREA LUXURY RENTAL MD- LD 2008 $125,000 6 Bedrooms + Office + 7 Baths, 9,000 sq.ft. Post Modern. Built 2006. 1st Floor Master Suite, Heated Pool, Gym and Private. Close to Ocean & Restaurants. Call for Virtual Tour. OWNER 917--301-2416. Please No Groups.

Quogue Builders Home PRISTINE CONDITION 6 bedroom, 5+ baths, AC 6 TVs, 6 phones

S O U T HAM PT O N WATERFRONT Beautiful Peconic views, total privacy, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, den, exercise room, central air, wood burning fireplace, heated gunite pool, mahogany decks, pool cabana, B.B. sport court, 2 car garage. Aug. $40k

July $30k

Weekly rental available. 631-204-0202 6331-283-6435 SAG HARBOR

Sag Harbor Village Two bedroom cottage covered porch, central AC, Walk to town/ beach MD-LD $21,000 (631)899-3500

Near ocean/ bay beaches.

SAG HARBOR HAVE IT ALL! Tennis court, pool and privacy in a desirable area.

Outdoor hot tub, shower, bathroom

4 bedrooms, 5 baths, gaarage and finished basement on 1.5 acres. MD- LD $55,000

REMSENBERG Beach house. East, West water views, private dock on dead-end street, contemporary, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Season $22,000 Partial available. RE Gayle Lopata 516-443-7055 Remsenberg. 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath on private 1.3 acre lot. Heated gunite pool, huge deck, gourmet kitchen. Minutes to Bay. MD- LD $68,000 (215)852-0663 or call your broker. Remsenburg. Best deal. Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, air conditioning. Season $24,000; July $10,000; August $12,000. (646)242-5352

MD- LD $150,000 July- LD $140,000 July $65,000 August- LD $75,000

5 bedrooms, 4,5 baths, 2 living room ms, office, formal dining room, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage, headed in-ground pool, big beautiful yard, fenced in.

Eat in kitchen stainless steel and granite 2 dishwashers, 2 refrigerators Laundry room, 2 dryers Powder room

May 15th-September 15th or extended season $50,000 516-984-0754

6 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, jacuzzi, livingroom, dining room, gourmet kitchen, library, fireplace, laundry room, 50’ heated pool, outdoor shower. Park, ten n nis and water near by.

(631)725-11744 (917)502-0893

July 1st- LD Owner (631)725-4790

Outdoor entertainment area with furnitu u re and lighting

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE EVERY IMAGINABLE AMENITY!

MUST SEE! 4,000 sq ft brand new luxurious house.

Master bedroom with Jacuzzi, TV, DVD, Stereo Outside deck Office with internet

40 x 20 inground heated pool with child proof fence Playground

Summer Rentals Sag Harbor 2 bedroom near village, beach. MD- LD $14,000; July- August $10,000 516-459-9598

Noyac Bay Waterfront Breathtaking sunsets. two bedrooms, 1 bath, porch, MD- LD $35,000 631-725-3318

Gurney’s Inn

Steps to the Bay This is the quintessential beach house with 2 bedrooms, deck, patio and private backyard pond. MD- LD $22,000; List ID# 521645

Quogue - Pristine Contemporary with four bedrooms and three baths, heated pool and all weather tennis court, $25,000.00 August-L.D.

Summer Rentals

SAG HARBOR Beautiful spacious home close to most villages and beaches. Heated pool and hot tub with extensive decking and balconies on 1 acre.

frederickmuhlbauer@yahoo.com

Sag Harbor Waterfront Large 1BR . Boater’s delight! Facing pool, pond and cove. Private entrance. Dock available. MDLD includes utilities, wireless internet. Walk to town & tennis. $13,600. 646-594-4244 Sag Harbor, Noyac, Southampton Waterfront and houses near the beach availablle monthly and for the season. GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001 Sag Harbor, Noyac, Spacious studio, sunny, close to Village and beach, MD- LD $8,000 includes all, no smoking, pets 516-578-5829

2 story great room, 3/ 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths.

Sag Harbor, Noyac: Charming Cape Cod near beach. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Lovely enclosed porch. Memorial Day through Labor Day $19,500. 631-725-4784, 631-219-6285

Master suite with whirlpool tub and private d eck, garage. July $20,000

Sag Harbor. Charming sunny 1 bedroom apartment. Close to village, beach. MD- LD $6,500. 631-725-6030.

Lena (917)287-4339 or lkoutsoyiannis@ agawamalbertson.com C21 Agawam Albb ertson

Sag Harbor large sunny bedroom/bath in historic district, furnished, use of kitchen/laundry. Walk to village, park outside. Available immediately May 15. $850/month includes utilities, cable, wireless, phone. Single person only. No smoking, no pets. 725-2620.

Sag Harbor. Large studio with separate bath. Beautiful sunsetviews from deck overlooking pool and woods. Private and quiet. Bike to town and beach. 10 minutes to ocean. Use of pool. MD- LD $12,000. 631-553-8968 or s_hamma@ yahoo.com. Sag Harbor/ Bay Point Bright, clean 2 bedroom home Waterview ...Walk to beach MD- LD $18,500 516-818-0347

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals SAG HARBOR/NOYAC: Charming cottage situated w/i walking distance to bay beach. Wonderful light filled spaces. 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, eat-in kitchen, sunporch and blue slate patio. July $6,000; July-LD $12,000; August-LD $7,000; MD-LD $16,000 Call 631-655-5551 Sag Harbor: Entire upstairs, cathedral ceilings, skylights, large master bedroom, fireplace. Separate entrance via 35-foot deck. One mile to beach. $15K MD- LD. 631-899-3876. Sag Harbor: Studio bedroom. Private entrance, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. Screened door, umbrella table and outdoor seating. MD- LD $6000, longer season available. 203-685-5759 SAGAPONACK with BENZ Spacious home- MUST SEE4 bedrooms (2 master suites), 3.5 baths, grreat room w/fpl, IG Pool, CAC, indoor & outdoor Jacuzzi, large brick terrace, 1.5 acres park like setting MD- LD $54,000 View www.kerdon.com 516-906-5765 Inquire For Monthly.

Summer Rentals Shelter Island. 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, built in pool. Sleeps 9. Screened in porch near water. Kayaks and bikes. MD-LD $21,000 No smoking, no pets. 631-926-2920. Shinnecock Bay Spectacular open waterfront 2 bedroom, 2 bath. Beach! Summer $17,500 August $9,500, Sale $899,500 973-809-2317 waterfront33@gmail.com

Southampton new 5 bedroom house, 3 bath, pool, front view golf course and 2 bedroom guest house. July to Labor Day $55,000. 516-356-7016 SOUTHAMPTON New Townhouse Community Decorator Furnished G reat Location 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Garage & Basement, Pool, Playground, Basketball. Near Village & Beaches. Call Lissa, R.E. 631-793-7329 (no fee) SOUTHAMPTON

Sagaponack. Quiet, secluded wooded lot. 5 bedroom, 2 bath ranch, CAC, 18x48’ heated pool, on 1.25 fenced- in acres. Near beaches, close to shopping. July $20,000; August $25,000. (516)982-7445 sagaponackrental@blogspot.com SAGAPONACK/ SAG HARBOR 4/5 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, heated pool, beautifully landsccaped. See photos at http://sagaponackhouse.blogspot.com July $25k. Aug.- LD $28k (718) 637-3561 p k1@nyu.edu

Sayville Beach House On The Great South Bay 2.5 BR, 2 bath, kitchen, w/d, fplc., deck, and your own private beach. Sunrise/ Sunset. Close to Fire Island Ferries, Shopping, LIRR, Restaurants, Theater, Sttarbucks & Sayville’s Annual three day summer fest in August! No smoking/ pets. MD- LD $30,000 O r $10,,000 per month. 631-678-6838 631-567-7432

SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS Gorgeous 4 BR, 3 baths, CAC, in- ground pool, wireless internet.

MD- LD D $50,000 July $20,000 August $25,000

SHINNECOCK HILLS WATERFRONT. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace. MINT CONDITION. MD- LD $35,000 631-8871-1808

MD- LD $40k Sagaponack South designer 1740’s barn. 4 acres, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, heated gunite pool, guest cottage. Season $80,000; JulyAugust $60,000. (631)834-4853

Summer Rentals

Gourmet kitchen, finished basement apartment, pool house pond with bath, heated pool, Vikking grill, exquisitely furnished. Near village and Hospital $80,000 (917)273-8710 Available: June, J uly, August through labor day. Contact owner Marilyn (212)360-7100 (office) (917)273-8710 (cell) Southampton New home Water view, 4 bedroom, 4 bath, theatre/ media room, central air, Steam Room, 2 car garage, 20 x 40 inground pool, 5,000 sq. ft. MD- LD $90,000 631-806-4864 SOUTHAMPTON SHINNECOCK HILLS 2nd story studio apartment. Private entrance, brandd new, fully furnished, kitchenette. UTILITIES & WIRELESS INCLUDED. No pets. MD- LD $10,000; $1,4400 year- round. (631)259.2204

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Southampton- Sag Harbor Walk to bay beach, Bright 2 bedroom house on 1/2 acre., Central air, new wall to wall carpet through out, washer dryer, large deck with outdoor shower, MD -LD $15,000 No pets, smoking 631-283-1345

Water Mill North of Highway. Spectacular ocean view. 3+ Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 Baths. Newly renovated & furnished, large decks, heated inground gunite pool set on secluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very private. Centrally located just minutes to villages and bay/ ocean beaches. $75,000 season. For appointment, email Dan dlenahan@sanoch.com (516)480-3302

Southampton: charming, beautifully furnished, 1 bedroom apartment, plus sunroom on 5 private acres. Walk/ Bike to bay. CAC and Cable. $10,000 MD- LD +. 631-287-5177

WATER MILL. Large 4 bedroom, 3 bath house on 1.5 acres. 2 fireplaces, deck, ocation great lo MD- LD $35,000 (631)871-1808

SOUTHAMPTON: Just outside village, 4 bed, 3 bath, 631-266-1759, 516-376-1329 CAC, heated pool on private, landscaped acre. Skylights, chefs kitchen, newly furnished. Extensive decking. July- LD Southampton SOH Charming $45,000. July $24,000. August Water Mill. Private entry, priand clean, quiet 3+ bedrooms, $26,000. 917-837-2909 vate room, walk in closet, swim2.5 baths, pool. Monthly or ming pool, beautiful farm view. longer. Reasonable. Wainscott South, Estate section. Includes utilities. $7,000. 516-987-3268 Fully furnished 3 bedroom 2.5 631-726-0196 bath traditional near ocean Southampton Townhouse: beach. Heated pool, fireplace, Water Mill: brand new 6 BR, 2 story, 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, CAC, farm field views, walk to 7 bath house,heated gunite pool, CAC, pool & tennis. June $6k/ Jitney, bike to beach. No smok- tennis, waterviews MD - LD, July $9k. 212-617-2806 / ing/ pets. May 15th- June 15th $155,000. July-Aug. Avail. 516-297-8782 $9,500 (516)991-5718. Extended or year round avail. 631-726-5352 Southampton Village Charming Wainscott South: 3 bedroom 2 old Victorian offers bright, bath. Heated pool, fireplace. cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartWalk to Jitney, bike to beach. ments, completely furnished, Memorial Day -Labor Day each with private entrances and WEST HAMPTON $48,000. (917)319-2274 porches. Beautifully landscaped. CONDO ON DUNE ROAD Walk to all. Cable, internet inWainscott, East Hampton: cluded. Available MD- 9/30 BEACH funished apt near ocean, $20,000 No smoking, no pets. Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-283-7043 646-942-3870 West Hampton Bath & 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com Tennis 1 bedroom suite Southampton Village Newly renovated 1 bedroom oveerlooking ocean. WAINSCOTT- Victorian's stucondo near railroad and dio. Private entrance, terrace, Prime unit, marina, tennis, Manhattan bus. cathedral ceilings, kitchen, air. Walk to village. pool, spa, gym, Season +free week $16,000. MD- LD $14,000 631-806-5442 631-687-0580 restaurants... WATER MILL SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Storybook cottage nestled in Available daily, flower garden on private acre. weeekly, monthly. Light streams into 2.5 bedrooms, dining room, living room, porch, By Owner. Call Jeff: pine wicker. All amenities. daytime 201-288-8818 or Bike to ocean. MD- LD $19,000. 631-283-3339, Cell 201-723-9440 212-255-2927, (cell) 917-797-0082 4 BEDROOM, 3 BATH, email:storybkcottage@aol.com CENTRALLY LOCATED Southampton village, south. WEST HAMPTON BEACH COUNTRY COTTAGE WALK TO OCEAN, Dune Rd., waterfront 1 BR ON QUIET ACRE. restaurants. condo, sleeps 4, a/c. Monthly/ Renovated 2 BR cottage. season. (917)375-6469 Aug 2nd-24th $2,,800 weekly TENNIS, HEATED POO O L, (212)786-2562 STAR HAMPTON R.E. HOT TUB, M@re-int.com THE BEST CAC, AND WIFI. SALES, RENTALS, SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGEMD- LD $49,000 Classic 4 BR 2 bath colonial. Heated gunite pool, hot tub. July- Aug $40,000 Great location. Memorial Day to Option to buy possibilities. Labor Day, $49,000. Contact marysompage@yahoo.com for 917-406-0660 OWNER CLICK.... photos or call (917)287-5207. STARHAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450 Southampton Village- Lovely 1 Water Mill With Farm Views bedroom Memorial Day- Labor Walk to Southampton Village Day. $12,000. (917)374-3682 from this open living/ dining WESTHAMPTON Ranch House. 3 bedrooms, 1 BR Cottage Southampton. Country cottage 2 baths, finished basement with pool, tennis, docking. rental. 1 bedroom with large 3rd full bathroom. Central air. May 15th- June 25th $5,000 great room and kitchen. Heated pool with large deck on Aug 5th- Sept 15th $5,,000 Wood floors, cathedral ceiling. 3/4 of an acre.MD-LD $45,000 or Weekly MD - LD. $15,000. No Smoking Call 631-267-8598 631-882-1986 516-909-9515. 631-804-5692

Summer Rentals WESTHAMPTON 5 bedroom, 3 bath Well-appointed, sun-filled, newly renovated, private 20x40 pool/ spa, quiet cul-de-sac. Walk to bay. MD- July 30 $25k MD- LD $40k 347-623-8499 WESTHAMPTON 6 bedroom, 4 bath house, asking $40,000. Also available monthly. Heated pool, tennis, hot tub, central air, beach access barryberns@aol.com 212-980-1212

GREAT SUMMER RENTALS OCEAN & BAY FRONT DUNE ROAD BEST PICKS only at

STAR HAMPTON REALTY 631-288-5450 631-728-0263

STARHAMPTON.COM WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT 1 BR, Pool, TV. No groups/ pets/ smoking. June- LD $20,000 (917)842-5 5658 Westhampton Beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3 baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. MD- LD $65,000 Owner 914-646-1587

Westhampton Beach Oceanfront G reat room leads to oceanside deck with 2 electric awnings and a heated pool & hot tub. Master with bath plus 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths. CAC. Terrific ocean & bay views One of a kind Immaculate condition July 1 - LD $80,000 July $40,000 August $45,000 Exclusive Listing IN#88184 THE MARKETPLACE 631-288-6996 broker@marketplacerealty.com www.marketplacerealty.com

Westhampton Beach: Designer furnished, 1 bedroom Cottage. Sleeps 4, AC, pool, walk to town. 631-727-0626

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSES / FOR SALE Summer Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Westhampton Beach: Waterfront 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large deck, dock, walk to beach. Great views/ sunsets. $14k August. Also available weekly 201-722-7052

East Hampton, Springs: Unfurnished recently renovated 3 bedroom 2 bath cottage. $30,000 yearly, payable monthly. May & June $2500 per month. July & August $5,000 per month. September through April $1875 per Westhampton condo, 1/ 1, pool, month. Security deposit required. Utilities not included. ground floor, good area, rent 631-766-7577 year rd- $1250, MD- LD $14,000. 917-848-7982 East Hampton. Hamptons getaWESTHAMPTON way all year! Sunny 2 bedroom, Country Cottage 1 bath, deck, 1/2 acre near town. MD- LD $21,000 $24,000 yearly unfurnished plus Year Round $2,300 utilities, can furnish. Summer Private road, 1+ acre, rental possible. Call Steve bike to beach, fully furnished (631)902-9631 2.5 bedroom, 2.5 baths, stbhoward@gmail.com washer/ dryer. East Hampton: Available now! Email: nanvic@aol.com Delightful, light, airy private Cell 917-821-9991 contemporary tucked into peaceful, wooded setting. Midway between East Hampton And Sag Weekly Rentals Harbor. 4 bedroom, 3 baths. Master Jacuzzi, sunny pool, central air. fireplace. Photos available. $46,000. Call owner BRIDGEHAMPTON(646)246-7227 BRAND NEW Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com

Year-Round Rentals Clearwater Water front 4 Bedrooms, 2 baths, floating dock, steps to Clearwater Beach, $3,000/ month 516-343-5592

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Bays: Private studio apartment. Walk to beach, suitable 1 only, no smokers/ no pets. Utilities included $900 month. 631-728-2718 Avail March 1

Southampton Cove. New quiet 1/4 acre. Walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, Master suite with huge walk-in closet. Energy star appliances. Full basement with outside entrance. Lots of storage. $2990/ month or MD- LD $18,000. Owner 631-259-2470.

Hampton Sales &Rentals corp East Ends Largest Selection AAA Super Buys 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Waterfront Studio cottage with deck $750 includes heat water

SHINNECOCK HILLS

Hampton Bays Spacious 1 bedroom apartment $950 all

apartment. Private

Hampton Bays Large 2 bedroom apartment fireplace washer/ dryer $1,500 includes heat and water

2 bedrooms Large eat-in-kitchen Washer / dryer, air conditioner All new appliances New wall-to-wall carpet New tile in bathroom & kitchen Lots of storage Beautiful tree lined street Deck $1800 monthly plus utilities 631-723-3069

UTILITIES & WIRELESS

$1,400 year- roundd ;

(631)259.2204 East Quogue Walk to town beaches 1 bedroom cottage $900 plus South Fork Realty

H a r ry Nelson

SOUTHAMPTON 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Excellent condition! 2 minutes from

$2,500/ month.

Westhampton - Three bedrooms, one and a half baths, OHA heat $1,800.00/month

Well our pleasant 2 bedroom, 2 bath cottage which is a short stroll to LIRR station is as neat as they come $1,600 per month Its worth a preview! Call broker /owner at (516)647-6700

Shinnecock Hills 69 Highland Road $1.59 M Saturday & Sunday 1 - 3 pm Beeautiful Post Modern, 3,400 sq. ft., 5 Bedrooms, 5 Baths, Gourmet Kitchen, Brazilian Cherry floors th h roughout, 4-car garage, Har-tru tennis court. Heated gunite pool.

Southampton Village small Studio Private, just remodeled private entrance $1,100 month including utilities 516-848-8885 516-921-5414

EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. • Pool • Tennis • Fireplace • Garage • Finished Basement. Eager to Sell! $460,000. O r Rent Call Gayle Lopata, R.E. 516-443-7055 Hampton Bays. 1 bedroom end unit. Affordable summer fun and year round getaway. Pool, deck, tennis and gym. Close to beach $228,500. 917-414-7514. Southampton Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 square feet. Prrivate/Best Location borders nature preserve. Fireplace. Garage. $899,000

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE. 23 Pulaski Ave. 2200 sq ft All New Everything 4 bed, 5 bath. Finished basemt. 3 decks, gas firepl, pool house, Chef's Kitch. pool under way. OPEN HOUSE: Sat, April 26th, 1-3pm. Steps to All $1.7 Mill.NEST SEEKERS INTERNATIONAL. Sabrina Seidner, VP: 917-805-9475; Susan Eley : 917-453-4081 www.nestseekers.com: WebID# 16588 SOUTHOLD- Open Houses Saturdays 11am - 2pm 560 Kenney's Rd. Brand- new post modern colonial 2,400 sq. ft. on shy acre. 4 BR, 3BA, Formal Dining Room, FR w/ FP, EIK w/ granite tops & cherry cabinets, breakfast area, CAC, CVAC, SSA, irrigation system. Judan Homes- $849,000. 631-466-4329.

WATER MILL OPEN HOUSE. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home built in 1999. 1/2 acre facing horse farm, near multi-million dollar homes. Great potential. $999,000 FIRM. Reduced. Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 No brokers. 917-359-0293. Summer, $24,000 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. Commercial a rtherzog@aol.com

Westhampton Beach , Two bedroom cottage , oil heat , fireplace , basement , $1,600. month , immed occ . Broker 631-335-1996

Amagansett at the Beach. Fantastic Rentable Resort Co-op. All redone! 2 bedroom, pool, tennis, sauna, ocean. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Call Marc Braeger (516)527-2449

Southampton. Newly renovated studio cottage, suitable for 1. $850 monthly plus electric. 1 month security, 1 month rent. No pets, no smoking. (516)624-0568

Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Condos/Co-Ops

“The Courtyards” Surrounded by Southampton Town Presserves. G reat value at the right price!

516-818-1960

Southampton Village. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

South Fork Realty Southampton

Southampton

Cape Cod. Unfuurnished. Riverhead 2 bedroom home completely renovated $1,495 plus

Reserve Now for Spring & Summer 2008!

Call 631-725-7200 for rates and availability

furnished, kitchenette.

MD- LD $10,000

Year-Round Rentals

Available for day, weekend, week, month and summer season. Minutes from Sag Harbor & East Hampton, public golf course, All amenities including AC, cable TV, high speed internet, microwave, refrigerator & beach passes.

entrance, braa nd new, fully

Hampton Bays 3 bedroom fireplace $1,900 all

Riverhead 3 bedroom garage $1,800 includes garage water

Open Houses

2nd story studio

INCLUDED. No pets.

REMSENBERG 4 bedroom, private flag lot, pool, south of HAMPTON BAYS Huge one the highway. $2,500 mo. bedroom. New bathroom, carpet, 631-686-6500 Year round $36,000. paint, huge closets, great land347-885-7315. lord. All utilities included. Walk Sag Harbor Village. 1 bedroom Coo ntact Fran to bay. No pets. Suitable one. 2nd floor apartment. Carpeted, 5/1. $1,150 Rob 631-603-4233 quiet, clean. $1,450 plus utilities. East Hampton Quaint Country (631)725-4895 Farmhouse 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Hampton Bays: Pristine 5 room Baths, first floor master, central apt., with finished basement, air, pool. Close to All. $2,800 nestled on estate like acre, deck, Southampton Village For sale $635,000. $1,900. plus utilities, no pets. 516-343-5592. (917)443-7279 Is neatness a consideration in your future residence?

Sag Harbor Cottages

SOUTHAMPTON

Hampton Bays 3 bedroom 3 bath home fireplace $2,000 plus

East Hampton: Sunny 2 Bedrooms, porch, EIK, Franklin stove. Patio in beautiful spacious East Quogue New studio deck garden. Very near village. Small $850 all pet O.K. $1,750 monthly Westhaampton Beach 4 bed631-324-2230 or 631-764-4334 room 3 bath home with pool $2,500 Hampton Bays Southampton 2 bedroom home completely fireplace basement WATERFRONT $1,600

EAST HAMPTON Contemporary 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths, central air, fireplace, high h ceilings with skylights, wrap around deck, 1 mile to town.

Year-Round Rentals

FOR SALE 27 Auto Circle Auto Repair Shop 20 years of service. Includes inspection machine for diesel trucks/ cars/ gas, & dealers licennse. 631-988-3791.

917-912-1365

Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $950,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384 Westhampton Pines 2br upgraded Bridgehampton unit , overlooking the core pine barrens , southwest exposure , Reduced over $100 K for quick sale Immediate occupancy , Now $589,999..Hurry won't last , Broker 631-335-1996

Westhampton Pines Rare Resale Southampton Villa Gated community for active adu ults 55+ Low HOA and taxes Only opportunity to own prime villa location across from clubhouse! 3 Bedrroom/ 3 Bath huge basement and deck overlooking reserve Designer decorated $695,000 For further informatt ion call 631-298-7327

1335 County Route 39 Southampton

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops

Homes

Westhampton. Dune Road. 1 bedroom Co-op for sale. Balcony overlooking the ocean, pool, tennis court, $350,000 including furniture. 908-347-1111.

Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com

Westhampton. Million dollar views! Oceanfront, 2 bedroom Co-op. Steven Leighton. Keller Williams Realty. 516-661-1815.

Homes AMAGANSETT Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage,

Homes

65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $2.950,000 Also availab ble MD-LD $150,000 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Aquebogue. Manufactured homes. 55+ community. www.northforkmobilehomes.com

Southold BayfrontGreatroom/ fireplace, magnificent kitchen, 3+ bedrooms, master/large sitting area and bedroom/fireplace. Bay view/sunsets, sandy beach. Exclussive #38113 $2,495,000. Stanley Karanewski 631-734-2954. Mattituck Dutch Colonial on quiet cull-de-sac. Country kitchen, living room/fpl, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, 2 car garage + barn style garage. Exclusive #53160 $549,000. Henrietta 631-734-2951.

$599K

Deal of a lifetime! “Live and play golf in a private community”

room, 2 baths, fireplace, basement, 2 car garage.

By appointment only Broker 516-579-3635

4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre!

FOR SALE BY OWNER Lovely Private Contemporary 2 BR 2 Bth

Good school distriict $460,000

Cathedral Ceilings

Owner (631)878-4490

Westhampton

Classifieds & Service Directory address: 51 Hill Street, Southampton 2 doors west of the movie theater

Celebrating 25 years as your local broker As seen in the NY Times, get your Market Snapsho ot Call 631-334-4972 or visit my website www.garyknotoff.com The Real Estate Store, Inc

Homes

Homes

Hampton Bays Red Creek:

Hampton Sales & Rentals corp East Ends Largest Selection 1-800-870-0474

WATERFRONT Separate 2 car garage

Southold - Classic Cedar Farmhouse Perfect for professional office with separate living space. Walking distance to Village and NYC transportation. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths with detached 2-car garage. Great investment opportunity!!! Exclusive #15792 $499,900. Barry Novick 63 31-734-2958 or Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. G reenport - Rock Cove Estates Build your dream home in this beautiful soundfront community with deeded beach. Choose from various plans or bring your own. Exclusive #41403 Starr ting at $799,900. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2996 or Barry Novick 631-734-2958.

Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area.

EAST HAMPTON SPRINGS

with artist loft above

Golf membership included. 3 bedrooms plus bonus

Quogue All the listings, all the time

Aquebogue - Spacious Colonial - Excceptional Value Located on quiet cul-de-sac. Open floor plan, wood floors, formal DR and LR. Country kitchen, great room/fireplace. Master bedroom suite, three additional bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Exclusive #55764 $569,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296 or Barry Novick 631-734-2958.

Baiting Hollow Vicinity With New Ranch

East Hampton: 3 bedroom 2 bath ranch. Pool, close to town $550,000. (631)553-7700 EAST MORICHES

central air, beautifullyy landscaped with

Homes

Homes

Investment or Pleasure. HAMPTON BAYS

Two houses plus

Exclusive East Quogue Affordable 3 bedroom home landscape in ground sprinkler basement low low tax $459,000

a boat house. Dock. Heated Gunite pool Specimen Trees

Brand new

2/3 of an acre. Sunsets.

custom 1 story.

Asking $995,000.00

3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Close to All Beaches

country kitchen with

GEORGE HEINE

granite tops, firepllace,

REALTY

$693,,000

oak flooring, covered

725-9001

MUST SEE!!!

porch, decking,

Call Richard (917)861-3712

garage and basement.

East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary on 1/2 acre. Walk to private beach and marina. Heated pool, huge deck, fireplace. Totally private. Must see! Reduced to $724,000! Bring offers. Owner (212)472-2482, (917)754-9444

Meadow Homes Buillder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000

Hampton Bays Red Creek: WATERFRONT Investment or Pleasure. Two houses plus a boat house. Dock. 2/3 of an acre. Sunsets. Asking $995,000.00

Hampton Bays W AT E R F R O N T New Construction: 5 BR, 4.5 baths, pool. Beautiful view. By owner $1.975 million

Flanders Exclusive 5 bedroom home great conditioned $319,000 Flanders Bayview Pines fixer upper 3 bedroom $314,900

Offered $509,000. East Hampton Affordable housing 1983 Double Wide. Manufactured home, 54’ x 24’ 3 bedroom, 2 bath, Sunroom. Starting price is $205,000 negotiable 631-871-3358 631-907-4096.

Eaa st Quogue 2 bedroom home finished basement with 2 additional bedrooms perfect! $399,000

GEORGE HEINE REALTY 725-9001

Flanders Attention investors Legal 2 family 3/4 acre lot walk out basement $399,000 Hampton Bays Reduced 5 bedroom 2 bath in ground pool deck cul-de-sac, 1/2 acre $599,000

Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 7am-6pm 631-283-1000

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OPEN HOUSE SAT 4/ 26 12 NOON

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Licensed Professional Engineers • Rental Property Inspections • Termite Inspections • Structural Design • Engineering Consulting

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WWW.PACIFICOENGINEERING.COM

The Tuma Agency Main Street • P.O. Box 5025 Montauk, NY 11954

1-631-668-2325 1144858

• Home Inspections • Commercial Inspections • Windstorm Inspections • Building Plans

LAKEVIEW CONDO This desirable 3 bedroom 2.5 bath Condo has one of the best lake views in the complex. The grounds and pool are meticulously cared for. Wood burning stove, new sliders out to brand new deck along with new roof, skylights and atrium windows. Hardwood and tile floors throughout the open kitchen/living area. This home is in great shape, move right in and enjoy Montauk this summer. Exclusively Ours. Call the Tuma Agency to view. $875,000 IN#33595

THE TUMA AGENCY

Licensed Real Estate Brokers

Lic # 066182

1142338

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes

ISLIP 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, 2-car garage, 24 hour gated community, 160 homes on 230 magnifient estatee-type acres. Several lakes and ponds, marina onto G reat South Bay, club house, pool, sauna, tenniss. All new: kitchen, windows, siding, roof and flooring. 1 hour commute to NYC. Must see! $64,999 Owner 631-499-4977 631-835-8510

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton - Country Living at It's Best! Shingled two-story, columned front porch, .92 acre, open floor plan, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, central air, garage, deck, refreshing pool. Exclusive $875,000 Southampton - South of Highway Waterfront Opportunity! Charming stucco cottage, bulkheaded waterview site near Shinnecock Bay and Village, 1 bedroom, 1 bath nifty getaway with plenty of expansion potential. Exclusive $775,00 North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quoguue - Three bedroom, one bath renovated home on a quiet street, endless possibilities, _ of an acre, $850,000.00 Exclusive. Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Totally renovated country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and large deck and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $445,000.00 Exclusive. Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,195,000 Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive.

Waterfront. Views of LI Sound. Wet bar, Gas fireeplace, Heated Inground pool, Waterfall. 4BR, 3BA, LR, DR, EIK. Reduced 200K to $1,450,000 Low taxes! Owner 631-930-6209

Southampton Village Heart-of-Town Choice Location! Two-story cottage midst vintage charmers, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths plus garage with 1 bedroom, 1 bath legal apartment. Co-Exclusive $1,195,000

Bulk headed with a dock. Two bedrooms, living room, office, front deck, carport. Easy access to Noyac Bay. Sunsets. Asking $1,300,000.00 GEORGE HEINE 631-725-9001

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$619,000 ForeclosureAppraised $850,000 3 BR, 2 BTH, CAC, Walk to Long Beach. Owner (516)398-3915 Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 347-454-1300. Sag Harbor: Noyac, Cozy cottage. Pine Neck near Long beach 2/3 BR, 1 BA, outside shower, fireplace, "new" roof, renovated mud/ bedroom. Town water. Great starter home. $469,000. Mike 631-834-3511

2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC, fireplace, deck, 2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft.

Noyac: Two bedroom, living room with fireplace, porch, kitchen, full basement, separate garage. Walk to beach. Asking $525,000.00 Noyac: Two bedrooms, living room with fireplace, newly renovated, rear porch, near beach. Asking $489,000.00 Sag Harbor Historical District: Four bedrooms, 11/2 bathrooms, parlor, formal dining room, kitchen, full basement, barn. Asking $629,000.00

SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. 631-325-8201 We Specialize in North Fork Land Magnificent, secluded 5 acre wooded site with 200' of frontage on LI Sound $1,500,000 20 acre farm with house and barn, $995,000

Prestige 64 Acre Vineyard with cottage $3,950,000 18 Acre Farm in Riverhead, $595,000 Beautiful lakefront 6.5 acre sub dividable, $850,000 Sound Front Estate site 5 acres $1,590,000 Waterfront 1 acre in elegant community $850,000 Creek Front 1.8 acres with permits $495,000 140 Acre 1300' of Frontage on LI Sound

Southampton: Four bedrooms, Call Ina 631-835-6100 two bathrooms, living room, for Residential Lots kitchen, full basement, rear deck. Built in 2001. Asking Brown Harris Stevens $629,000.00 31855 Main Road Cutchogue, NY 11935 Noyac: Two bedroom, living www.brownharrisstevens.com room with fireplace, porch, kitchen, full basement, separate garage. Walk to beach. Asking $525,000.00

Southold Wooded d Building Lot Short drive to Village and beaches. DEC, Trustees and Health Department permits in Noyac: Two bedrooms, living place. Build your dream home. room with fireplace, newly reno- $299,000. Exclusive #05501 vated, rear porch, near beach. $299,000. Henrietta Asking $489,000.00 631-734-2951.

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SAG HARBOR Build your d ream home on this private wooded 1.5 acre flag lot with tennis court. Locatee d in prestigious area. $1,100,000

Desirable, Residential, Builable, 3/4 acre wooded property on a cul-de-sac. $599k Principals only 516-334-1545 East Hampton. Desired Lion Head Beach. 1/2 acre lot, deeded beach, mooring rights $539,000 (631)367-4260

EAST MORICHES One Acre flag lot with permits, $335,000

ORIENT Wooded builders acre in Grandview Estates Soundfront Community. Prime location, close to Orient State Park & ferrys. Exclussive #05678 $450,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296 or Barry Novick 631-734-2958.

Lena (917)287-4339 or lkoutsoyiannis@ agawamalbertson.com C21 Agaw wam Albertson Sag Harbor: Home/ office building lot with newly constructed 2800 sq. ft potato barn on 2.7 acres with new 24 x 40 house foundation. All permits and utilities in place. Lease $3k/ mo, Sale $995,000, partnerships available 516-383-1598

EAST MORICHES

Leslie Chormnoma R.E.

Southampton: Just under 1.5 acre building lot, with common driveway, utilities, and 85 x 135 ft building envelope. Health Dept. permit in process. $739,000. 631-283-6385, 973-650-1721.

878-6337

North Fork

2 acre flag lot

$435,000

42 Acre Farm Vineyard with Barn, $1,275,000

Sag Harbor Historical District: Four bedrooms, 11/2 bathrooms, parlor, formal dining room, kitchen, full basement, barn. Asking $629,000.00

EAST HAMPTON

Land

Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194

Southampton Village. Affordable 3 bedroom, 1 bath house with detached 2-car garage. Situated on 1/4 acre with plenty of room for expansion/pool. Close to train, golf courses and area beaches. $795,000. By appointment only. 516-480-8281 or 631-790-6431.

Land

water view with premits

Great Opportunity 6.5 Acres, water view, $495,000

Southampton Township Vintage Cottage waterviews, mooring rights $395,000 The Real Estate Shoppe Barr bara 631-874-5400

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$519,000.

Noyac: WATERFRONT

Homes Southampton: Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, living room, kitchen, full basement, rear deck. Built in 2001. Asking $629,000.00

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East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from bay. 4 miles from ocean. $279,000. Also house on half acre next door for sale at $529,000 631-804-2732. HAMPTON BAYS 2 acres Residential, subdividable Asking $750,000 631-331-9700 x 7128

Baiting Hollow: 2700 sq ft. double A-frame. 4 BR, 3 Bth, Kit, w/ new appliances. FDR, LR w/ FP, Laundry rm, Bsmnt partially fnshd, w/ bath. Gar. Htd pool. Shy fenced Ac. Oil heat. $735k. 631-329-5550, PRINICIPALS ONLY!! NO BROKERS!! Aquebogue. Affordable Manufactured homes. 55+ community. www.northforkmobilehomes.com

Out Of Town

Florida, Naples, Condo, Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cathedral 61 Montauk Highway ceiling, pool, lanai, upgrades. Quogue $199,990 Owner 631-878-7037 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quoogue - South of Quogue Street, 3/4 of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Westhampton - Waterfront, 1+ acre prime location, $1,100,000.00 Exclusive Noyac: Two thirds on a quiet street. Possible waterviews. Asking $589,000.00 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 725-9001 Noyac: Two thirds on a quiet street. Possible waterviews. Asking $589,000.00 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 725-9001

RIVERHEAD/ ROLLING WOODS.

North Carolina, Conover. NO MORE OUTRAGEOUS PROPERTY TAXES! Package deal: Own a business/ beautiful home for one price. Operating sports bar/ grill, outdoor beer garden with newly built 3 bedroom, 2 bath, huge 2 car garage, on 2 acre corner lot. All for $550,000. (631)276-6931 franwheel@bellsouth.net

Ready to build, beautiful wooded 1/2 acre lot. Walk to beach. PRICED TO SELL! (631)929-5870

Puerto Rico, Aquadilla WATERVIEW 1 large, or 2 separate building lots, town water and electric. Established, gated community. Near Shacks Beach. $155,000 for both. (631)726-2006

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Realtor Listings this stunning 5,000 sq. ft. Traditional. Set on 2.2 private acres this house boasts 5 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, gourmet professional kitchen, formal dining room, living room, family/media room, 2 fireplaces, 3 car garage, heated pool, and hot tub on roof deck. Available 2008 season. IN#89424 August in East Hampton Village Beautiful traditional on quiet prestigious village lane; walk to shops, movies; bike to beach; 4 beds, 4 baths, heated pool; private yet totally accessible! Available August 2008 IN#88031

Realtor Listings Open House, Saturday, April 26, 1:00PM-3:00PM. 75 Rose Avenue, Southampton. 3BR, 1BA renovated Ranch, hardwood floors, perfect starter home or weekend getaway. Noyac Road to Rose & turn left. IN#28378 Exclusive $569,000 Hampton Bays, Cozy Country Ranch, Situated near beaches, school and town, South of the Highway, this home features 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, eat in kitchen with new pergo floors, new roof, full basement, 1 car attached garage. Excellent starter home or perfect for retirement home. $429,000 Exclusive IN#36132

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631.702.9219 Buy Land. Southampton. Close to village with room for house, pool and tennis. Co-Exclusive $995K Marcella O'Callaghan 631.702.9219 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street New Construction. Westhampton. Big price reduction. Make an offer. Turnkey condition. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 30681 Mel Feinstein 631.723.4428

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Located South of the Highway in Wonderful Contemporary with Amagansett Village. This very cute Realtor Listings Tennis & More Wonderful contempo- Westhampton Beach Colonial, 4 cottage waiting for your arrival. SparWaterfront Getaway. Mattituck. 4 rary minutes from East Hampton Vil- bedroom, 2.5 bath, basement, eat in kling clean and well kept. Moments Coldwell Banker lage, Bay and Ocean beaches, 4 bedkitchen, den, fireplace, hardwood bedroom home plus 1 bedroom cotto train, Jitney, the Square and the Prestigious Properties rooms,3 baths. This country home has floors, CAC and convenient location. tage, sugar sandy beach. Summer ocean. Sweet and petite with kitchen, Westhampton Beach it all: 20 x 40 pool, tennis, outdoor $699,000 Exclusive IN#38864 rental. Exclusive July or Aug $20K dining and living room, 2 bedrooms 631-288-0400 shower, basketball court, finished WEB# 90550 Nicole LaBella and 1 bath. Outside to enjoy is the www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com playroom in basement plus - a bonus Post Modern, East Quogue, Situated 516.652.8888 back deck and outdoor shower. Permedia room above 2 car garage that on a cul de sac this approximately fect getaway for you and your sweetNew Colonial- Speonk This lovely Beach Summer Rental. Cutchogue. 4 heart. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. sleeps four additional guests. 2 acres 3,300 square foot renovated home colonial features 3 bdr, 1.5 bth, frml in the near Northwest Woods. Availfeatures a custom kitchen with granite bedroom, 2 bath on secluded prop$885,000. IN#33492. dining room, EIK with sliders leading able 2008 Season. IN#64387 counters, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, forerty. Private beach within seconds to a trex deck, living room, full basemal dining room with fireplace, den, from house. Deeded dock space avail- Easy One Level Living Near Bay ment and 1 car garage. All door Coldwell Banker 2 car garage, inground pool, sprinkler able. Exclusive MD- LD $27K; June Beach and Marina. Wonderful home knobs are solid brass, top of the line Prestigious Properties system & more.... $1,100,000 Exclu- $8K; July $9K; Aug- LD $10K has been completely renovated and is lighting fixtures. In#36281 Exclusive Southampton sive IN#29210 WEB# 60148 Nicole LaBella in mint condition. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 $479,000 631-283-5400 516.652.8888 baths including master suite with www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com Commercial Building in Hampton large luxury bathroom. Living room Devlin McNiff Real Estate Room for Tennis- Quogue Awaken Bays with high traffic & visibility. with beamed ceiling, office/den. The 3 North Main Street the potential of this 4 bedroom ConPriced to Sell in Southampton Situated on 1.6 acres, close proximity lovely grounds feature heated pool, East Hampton, NY 11937 temporary with cozy living room with Come and enjoy your summers as to new shopping center, also available hot tub, pool house, brick patios, 631 324-6100 fireplace, pool, room for tennis, and well as year around!!! 4 bedrooms, for rent. $3,300,000 Exclusive fountain, and pergola. Circular drive www.devlinmcniff.com privacy landscaping, this gem is ripe includes a master bedroom on the F#73808 and attached garage for easy access. for transformation into the ultimate first floor, 2.5 baths, open living Exclusive. $995,000. IN#31215. East Hampton/ Barnes Landing beach house. IN# 12994 Exclusive room with fireplace, swimming pool, With Style. Located in East Hampton, Walk to East Hampton Village. $899,000 decks, 500 feet to open bay. 1 Acre, bordering on Amagansett and $1,550,000 Exclusive In# 27512 Renovated barn and additions all cussought-after Barnes Landing area. G reat Price Reduction!- East tom design by architect in 2001. This 3,500 square foot Traditional built in well located two-story home overMoriches Custom home on 1.77 acres Land at the Perfect Price…. South2005 to the highest of standards. with 5 bdr, 3.5 bths. Soaring ceilings, ampton $825,000 for 1 Acre....... looks a horse farm. The living room Open floor plan with gourmet, eat-in has a double height ceiling and a firewood and tile floors throughout. Pool That's right $825,000 for this 1 Acre kitchen with all stainless, gas appliand multi-level decks. Room For of property located in a $2.5 Million place, and there is a cozy den/media ances, living room with gas fireplace, room. Kitchen with handmade cusTennis PLUS Beach and Boating! In# Dollar Neighborhood in Southampseparate dining room and office/me25013 Exclusive $750,000 ton......Call for survey and details. tom cabinetry and professional applidia room. First floor master suite. 2nd ances. The large master suite has $825,000 Exclusive In# 0464 floor features 3 bedrooms and 2 Quality “Green Home” Constructionviews of the farm and lovely gardens. CORCORAN baths, including a junior master, plus The master bath features a tumbled East Moriches This 3200 Sq ft beauty New Exclusive in Southampton an unfinished bonus room. High ceil- marble Jacuzzi bath. The guest wing offers 4 bdr, 2.5 bths, fireplace, gran- This 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional is Bridgehampton Office ings and hardwood floors throughout. affords privacy with a separate stairite in kitchen, CAC, plus gorgeous the perfect starter home or project for 1936 Main Street/2405 Main Street Large unfinished basement with 9’ master suite. 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Bayfront. With full frontal sunset open bay views from the private patio. The perfect Hamptons getaway, Totaally private- Sag Harbor Minutes views over Accabonac Harbor, and Hamptons Condo + PT Cruiser. WaReduced Price: Lovely home in mint equally glorious sunrises over with clubhouse, boat dock, bay beach, to Bay or Villages. 2 acres. All ter Mill. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, condition, just a short distance from heated pool and tennis all on premweather Tennis/Basketball court. Gardiner's Bay. Perfect beach house CAC, heated pool, tennis, low cc. Ex- the center of town. There are 2 bedises. 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Rosewww.coldwellbankerhamptons.com $2,495,000 New Construction. Lovely new traDesigner Home- One Of A Kind. anne Lebwith. $975,000. IN#55036. ditional home on shy half acre in a Amagansett. 2 acres LeRoy Estate Gilded Sanctuaa ry for the Elite Revel Historic Village of East Hampton close-in area of East Hampton's in true luxury in this 8 bedroom, 11.5 and Beaches Post modern home with Co-Exclusive $5.75M WEB# 55130 Easy- To- Maintain Beach House. Northwest woods area. Living room Bonny Aarons 516.383.0333, Janette One floor contemporary on .80 of an bath mansion. 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Over a third of an acre with west on .63 private acres. Light pours ings, 6 bedrooms, 8 1/2 baths, sweepwww.coldwellbankerhamptons.com $1.845M WEB# 52433 Clare Tenk- room for pool. House has bedroom ing stairway, enclosed porch, formal into all the rooms through large winarian 631.725.4124 and bath on first floor and two beddining room, 20 x 40 gunite pool, Open House, Sunday, April 27, dows plus the floors are pickled white rooms and a full bath on the second gorgeous grounds on 1.14 acres. 1:00PM-3:00PM. 48 Sherwood Road, for even more of a "beach house" Southampton Office floor. Nice living/dining area with Walk to ocean! Available MD- LD Hampton Bays. Open plan, 2BR, feel. Built in 1997 with 4 bedrooms 88 Main Street/30 Nugent Street open kitchen and large deck for din$300K; July $125K; AUG $150K; greatroom, dining area, Cathedral and 3 baths including graceful master ing and entertaining. Full basement June $75K, Sept $60K. Yr Rd $475K ceilings, screened porch, on shy half suite by itself on second floor. SpaLand, Lan n d, Land. Southampton vaaccessible from inside and outside. IN#61200 acre. Montauk Hwy. to Jones Rd, left cious living room with fireplace plus cant 2 acre lot in premier location on Very clean and well maintained. Exonto Sherwood. IN#23753 Exclusive open kitchen and dining area. A total reserve. Exclusive $995K WEB# clusive. Price Reduced to $619,900. Outstanding Custom Tradional $399,000 of 2,300 s.f. inside plus large pool 2634 Marcella O'Callaghan IN#46842. Panoramic ocean and bay views from and low maintenance grounds out-

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Realtor Listings side. Additional amenities include central a/c and irrigation system. Co-Exclusive. $1,195,000. IN#52354. Carefree Treescape Living. One of the very few condos in Treescape and in the Northwest. This home is in pristine condition and offers 4 bedroom, 3 baths, finished basement and a low monthly maintenance. Treescape condos share an Olympic size pool and tennis courts. Carefree and easy living. Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $755,000. IN#55282. Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Hampton Bays Office 14 W. Montauk Highway 631.723.2721 Vacant Land• Sagaponack• 1,600,000 9.2 acres which includes. can be 4 acres each or 3 parcels of 2.1 acre each with variance. Exclusive F#63540 Web#H05705 Ranch• Hampton Bays• $415,000 If you are looking for a 2-1 in Hampton Bays w/big backyard for running around, you’ve found it. Call to make an appointment. Exclusive F#65735 Web#H0158919 Handyman Special• Riverhead • $279,000 Great home with potential due to the price. Commercial zoned and has a 1600 sq ft. shop in the back of the property. Exclusive F#65612 Web#H35280 Ranch• Hampton Bays• $805,000 Lovely 1 story ranch on canal w/3bdrms and 2bths, room for pool. Located in quiet community. Minutes from ocean. Ready for your family to enjoy. Co-Exclusive F#65724 Web#H36549 Multifamily Dwellling• Westhampton• $850,000 Two homes on 2.4 acres. Room for pool. Call for details. Co-Exclusive F#65727 Near Peconic• Hampton Bays $299,000 This 2-3 bedroom home has more to offer than just the Peconic: hardwood floors, fireplace, sun porch, and hot tub. Exclusive F#64411 Web#H23029. Gambrel• Hampton Bays• $600,000 Step back in time with this cozy Gambrel roof style house that sits atop a hill and wake-up to stunning views of sunrise on Shinnecock Bay! F#65045 Web#H28997 Private Setting• Hampton Bays• $725,000 Great house with guest quarters on first floor, possible mother/ daughter, sited on 2.5-acre flag lot. A very private setting with pool, tennis. Exclusive F#65674 Web#H35846 Multifamily• Riverhead • $525,000 This house is in a great location a block or 2 from Downtown Riverhead located on a corner many possibilities Excl. F#64230 Web#H14969 Renovated home• Hampton Bays• $449,000 New Andersen windows and doors. Charming 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch is a must see! Perfect for summer dining, entertaining on private deck. Exclusive F#64529 Web#H15431 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 104 Main Street 631.288.6244 Westhampton Beach• $959,999• Spectacular bayside condo located on the top floor, 2 br/ 2 ba unit w/ floor-through views of Moriches Bay. Marble baths and honed white-granite kitchen countertops. Gourmet kitchen has Viking/ SubZero appliances. Formal dr is spacious and elegant, perfect for memorable entertainment. F#64142.

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 104 Main Street 631.288.6244 Westhampton Beach• $725,000• 3 br ranch is situated on a half acre. Lovely lr w/ hardwood flooring and brick fp, built in cabinetry, eik with new appliances, and Dining area w/ sliding doors leading to a spacious deck and gardens galore. Basement is partially finished with plenty of room for storage. Fenced in property, room for pool. F#65736. Quogue• $2,375,000• 5300 sq. ft. Post Modern home sited on .80 acres in prestigious Post Fields overlooking a serene fresh water pond. Features cedar shingles, covered porch, mahogany decking, mature landscaping, gourmet eik, Granite and Marble tiling, high-end appliances, htd pool. This is the best "New Constuction Value" in Quogue. F#58809. Westhampton Beach• $1,950,000• Contemporary beach house immersed in acres of preserved wildlife. Main living area with gourmet kitchen, lr w/ vaulted ceilings, fp and walls of glass overlooking htd gunite pool. 4 br, 3 ba home also has a loft den and private master suite w/ balcony. Secluded, private, perfect for gracious entertaining. F#61646. Shinnecock Hills• $5,950,000• Breathtaking unobstructed waterviews on this dramatic 3.75 acre property amidst 10 acres of preserve. Brand new 6800 sf 5-bedroom 41/2-bathroom house, 3-car garage w/additional appartment. Every top-of-the-line amenity, old-world craftsmanship, water access. F#63856

Quiogue• $4,900,000• Bayfront estate in Quiogue: charming renovated turn-of-the-century 7br/ 5 ba Traditional on 1.5 acres of breathtaking waterfront. Heated pool, deep-water dock, detached garage and garden shed. Quiet estate area, steps from Village. F#62503.

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dock with catwalk. 4 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, and original fpl. Needs a little TLC. Priced to sell now. Exclusive #63022 Web#H54254

Fabulous Traditional• Westhampton •$1,299,000 • 8 room Traditional style home with long private driveway. Living room, formal dining room, family room with fpl ,granite Bridgehampton Summer Rental• $225,000• 6 Br/5.5 Ba 5,700 sq.ft ce- and travertine with red oak kitchen, breakfast area, mud /laundry room dar shingle retreat situated on 2.5 acre and half bath. 4 spacious bedrooms grounds close to vibrant Bridgehampand 2 baths including the master suite ton Village and Atlantic Ocean with cathedral ceiling and spa tub. Beaches. Amenities include 3 fireWood floors, CAC, igs system, 2 car places, lush gardens, heated garage, slate patio, pool area lush proin-ground gunite swimming pool, fessional landscaping. Exclusive. glass exercise room & carriage house. #64774 Web#H19274 F#63916. Custom Contempory• East Quogue• Remsenburg August Rental• $999,999 • Master bedroomw/ fpl, $27,000• Contemporary on private 1+ spiral staircase leading to loft lib./ ofacre parcel. 3 bedrooms includes fice with balcony, steam room. Open Master suite w/ gym, cathedral ceilfloor plan with kitchen opening into ings, media room & skylights. Outdining and living with fpl is perfect for entertaining. Ssliding glass doors side find heated 20X 40 inground opening to the pool deck. Additional swimming pool, built in grill and all 4 brs, playroom and a loft den area. weather tennis court. F#246280. Exclusive #64280 Web#H18509 Westhampton Beach• $1,499,000• Listen to the ocean, minutes to Town Squires Woods Cul-de-sac • Hampfrom this 4 br/2.5 ba newly renovated ton Bays • $749,000 • 11 room traditionalw/ 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. contemporary, everything is new. SS Open appliances, wood cabinets, new wood floors. Marble bathrooms, ma- floor plan. Living room w/ fpl, family room, dining area, eat-in-kitchen. hogany decks front and back, New Delightful master suite with cathedral landscaping & pool liner. F#42904. ceiling. Basement with 3 rooms, in-ground pool. Exclusive. #59296 Quogue• $1,399,000• Contemporary Web#HO159296. mint condition, private location 1 acre, pool, hot tub, & tennis. Open Water, Water, Water• Southampton• floor concept, renovated gourmet $599,999• Just Reduced. Charming kitchen, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fin1935 traditionalw/ fabulous open waished basement with bedroom & bath. terviews. On the north Sea Creek. F#64138. Town permits for 6' x 20 ' floating

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South of the Highway • Hampton Bays• $549,000 • Come see this 3 bedroom, 2 bath home on a 1.5 acre lot. Living room with cathedral ceiling and sliders to sunroom, updated eat-in-kitchen refinished wood floors, full basement and garage. The “back yard” offers 400 feet of land from rear of house to the property line giving you plenty of space for an inground pool and tennis court and expansion. Exclusive. #49157 Web#52868

East Hampton Village South. Rare land opportunity .75 acre with health department approval for 4,200 sq. ft. home, pool and accessory building. Web#05130. Exclusive.. $1,595,000. The Slater Team 631.324.8080 ext. 42 or 516-383-2508 East Hampton bordering reserve. Over .5 acre, this parcel is at end of dead end road bordering an East Hampton Town reserve. Won't last at this price. Web#05352. Exclusive. $349,000 The Slater Team 631.324.8080 ext42 or 516-383-2508

Sagaponack Land. Two single and separate parcel each with health dePrudential Douglas Elliman partment permits in place for house, Southampton Office pool and tennis. Bike to the ocean, 70 Jobs Lane Sagg General Store, and to the vine631.283.4343 yard. Web#05411 and #05272. EXCLUSIVE. Three acre parcel at Southampton Land Opportunity Pri- $1,650,000. Two acres parcel at vate and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only $1,700,000. Web#05411 and #05272 minutes from Southampton village, Bill Stoecker 631-324-8080 ext. ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 20/516-818-4904 or Jen Wilson ext. bedroom house, pool, cabana and 43/631-219-2771 generous gardens. $550,000 Folio South of highway. For you dream 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight, o) 631.204 2746, c) 917.468.1889 home in the Hampton's. 3.2 acres with permits for two legal certificates of occupancy. Plenty of room for spaTOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office o 631-324-8080 cious home,pool, pool house and tennis court. Sub-division possibilities. 1TownandCountry.com Web#55554. Exclusive $2,899,000. Bill Stoecker 631-324-8080 ext. East Hampton Village fringe. New 20/516-818-4904 or Jen Wilson ext. to the market. Walk to the village 43/631-219-2771 shops, restaurants and transportation from this .59 acre property. Room for East Hampton Village Fringe. Situsizeable 4,000+ sq. f t. home, garage ated on a beautiful cul-de-sac, just and pool. Web#01632. Exclusive outside East Hampton Village. 1.3 The Stoecker: Bill Stoecker 631-324-8080 ext. 20/516-818-4904 acres with south west exposure. Common tennis courts. Homes value at or Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext. 43 $3M. Web#5640 Exclusive 631-219-2771

Realtor Listings $1,290,000 Judi Desiderio 631-324-8080 ext.21 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Mattituck Office o 631-298-0600 1TownandCountry.com Waterfront on Reeves Creek Almost an acre of waterfront land with DEC approval for 3,800 sq.ft. 2-story house. Georgeous property on deep water creek for terrific bay boating and bayviews with shared dock. Web#05615. $425,000 . Mattituck Office 631-298-0600 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Southold Office o 631-765-0500 1TownandCountry.com Incredible Farm Views & Close to Beach 1.1 acres in Jamesport located .6 miles to great soundfront beach. All permits pending. Web#00449. EXCLUSIVE. $295,000. Southold Office 631-765-0500. Cutchogue 2 acre flag lot building site with barn plus 14.61 acres with development rights sold. Web#03924. $1,600,000. Southold office 631-765-0500.

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THIS WEEKEND, WE’RE OPENING DOORS ALL OVER TOWN.

Open House. Saturday, April 26th. 1-3pm. 336 Cranberry Hole Road, Amagansett

Open House. Sunday, April 27th. 1-3pm. 515 Old Stone Highway, East Hampton

Contemporary with 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool, deeded access to Napeague Bay for swimming. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $2,250,000. IN#55837. Dir: Montauk Hwy. thru Amagansett Village to Cranberry Hole

Elegant traditional with eat-in kitchen, large great room, dining area, 4 bedrooms plus den (could be 5th bedroom). Heated gunite pool and large property. New Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,395,000. IN#35953

Open House. Sunday, April 26th. Noon-2pm. 140 Cedar Street, East Hampton

Open House. Saturday, April 26th. 1-3pm. 81 Jacqueline Drive, Amagansett

Walk-to-Village. Vaulted living room with fireplace, cozy den, kitchen with professional appliances. Large master with field views. Gunite pool. Co-Exclusive. Carol David. Reduced: $1,595,000. IN#54547.

3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, delightful library, gourmet kitchen, French doors to patios and permit for pool. Co-Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,495,000. IN#55134. Dir: Bluff to Mako to Central to Jacqueline

Open House. Saturday, April 26th. 1-3pm. 313 Gerard Drive, East Hampton

Open House. Saturday, April 26th. 1-3pm. 333 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk

Sunset and sunrise water views. 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen, basement, large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,295,000. IN#10472. Dir: Springs Fpl. Rd. to Gerard Drive.

Exquisite new residence with ocean views. 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library, 50 ft. gunite pool. Adjacent acre available to purchaser of this property. Co-Exclusive. Jennifer D’Auria. $6,495,000. IN#41056

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THIS IS A REALLY SPECIAL HOUSE that is in a setting that few homes can claim. The grounds are superb and the home itself, designed by Don Chapel, is very special. There are 4 bedrooms that are spaced wonderfully for the comfort of the family as well as the guests. The heated pool and separate gunite spa & gardens are exquisite. IN# 45052 EXCLUSIVE $1,595,000.

THIS IS ONE of the most idyllic settings we can offer. The beauty of the water overlooking Accabonac Harbor is special. The home itself is in move-in condition with three bedrooms, two baths and a living area with special water views. You can kayak or canoe from your own yard. IN# 53758 CO-EXCLUSIVE $1,575,000.

RARE AVAILABILITY in BARNES LANDING on the outskirts of Amagansett. Within a waterfront community, and just a short walk from the sandy beach. There are 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, a new kitchen, new heating and central air systems, and room for a pool. Outdoor living is enhanced by the handsome screened porch. IN#21320 EXCLUSIVE Now $545,000.

WARM AND CHARMING, this near to the Village traditional is just what customers are looking for. There is a main floor master, a huge living/dining space, great kitchen, screened porch, and freeform pool. There is a basement and an attached garage. IN# 50299 EXCLUSIVE $1,875,000.

THIS LOVELY GEORGICA CONTEMPORARY home offers an expansive foyer, a double sized living room with vaulted ceiling, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air conditioning, a lovely country kitchen overlooking a heated pool and a wonderful brick terrace all on a lush landscaped acre. IN#51140 EXCLUSIVE $2,950,000.

OCEANFRONT CO-OP. This home is expandable by adding a finished second story with 2nd bedroom and bath and direct ocean views. The first floor has a kitchen, dining area, living room, bath, and bedroom leading to a private outdoor patio. Swim Oceanside or enjoy the community heated pool IN#55686 EXCLUSIVE $475,000.

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