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Honoring the Artist: Gia Schifano This week’s cover by Gia Schifano has a most intriguing title: “Road to Somewhere.” At first glance, the view could be anyplace in the Hamptons. When we look again, we recognize it as one of our favorite spots. The road is not to “somewhere” but rather to a specific setting called Gerard Point. Situated in East Hampton, the area has a special significance for this critic, who used to take her elderly mother there every day. Schifano’s work captures the iconic rocks and cottages sitting on the edge of the bay, the curvy road that dead ends at a small beach, the bathers and fishermen, the peace and calm. Memories abound here and always will. Q: There are many popular places that artists paint on the East End, but rarely are there scenes of Gerard Point. Do you have a history as I do with that spot? A: As far as the neighborhood, I just stumbled upon it. I do a lot of cruising around—I’m not from the Hamptons, but I used to come here a lot because my parents had a home in Southampton. I grew up in New Hyde Park, and we called the Hamptons “going to the country” or “the beach.” Q: And your favorite place? A: Off North Sea Harbor, particularly Conscious Point and Towd Point. I love to go kayaking there to explore all the nooks and crannies. Q: Your current position is very different from painting. A: I am the principal’s secretary at the Middle School in East Williston. But the teachers call me to do artwork; everyone is very supportive of my creative side. Q: Do you manage to paint anyway when you get home from work? A: I paint at least three nights a week. If I’m

on a roll, I can paint until midnight. Q: How do you feel about art and artists in general? A: There’s no such thing as bad artists. If you put something out there, that’s enough. Q: How about your own formal training? A: I majored in psychology, although my high school art teachers wanted me to major in art. But I was always asked, “What are you going to do with art?” Q: So, how did you learn about art? A: My mother painted with different art leagues, and local artists influenced me growing up. My father gave me an appreciation of the sky, the stars, the land and water, all subjects I tend to paint. I get inspired by working with artists even today through art leagues. Sharing is so important because painting can be isolating. Q: What might one of your conversations with artists or friends sound like? A: I tell my friends, everything is not black and white. Develop your imagination. Look at a tree, for example. What color is it? It’s not just green. There’s red and green. Dig deeper. Q: How about other artists? How have they inspired you? A: Well, Georgia O’Keeffe has been an inspiration. I’ve done large pieces of florals like her. Q: And the future? A: I want to get off the color palette of land and sea and punch in high funky colors. I also envy artists who do abstraction. I want to be looser, but it would take a lot of discipline. I also want to move to the Hamptons and travel. Q: It sounds as if you have a lot of plans. A: If I don’t keep moving, I’ll fall asleep. –Marion Wolberg Weiss See Gia Schifano’s work at giapaints.blogspot.com

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Rupert’s Rag Still Another TV Sitcom Going into Production in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner In what is surely the biggest coup for a local Hamptons newspaper ever, Dan’s Papers is pleased to announce its collaboration with FOX Network for the creation of a new TV sitcom about a mythical new newspaper in the Hamptons called “Rupert’s Rag.” According to the bigwigs at FOX, episodes of “Rupert’s Rag” will be filmed at the offices of Dan’s Papers this summer. During the week, Dan’s Papers will be operating as usual. On the weekends, the place will be crawling with TV directors, actors and cameramen filming a glamorous cast of luminaries who have been hired to “publish” Rupert’s Rag. This new sitcom is definitely in reaction to NBC’s “Beach Lane” newspaper sitcom currently about to go into production at a private home in the Hamptons. According to FOX, NBC stole their idea. FOX had been planning “Rupert’s Rag” for over two years, but because they moved ahead with it at a leisurely pace, NBC beat them to the punch. After that FOX announced they would sue NBC. “But now, instead of suing them,” a spokesperson for FOX said, “we plan to proceed with ‘Rupert’s Rag,’ several episodes of which will involve conflicts with ‘Beach Lane.’ In the end, ‘Rupert’s Rag’ prevails, though, how that happens I am not at liberty to say.” NBC’s “Beach Lane,” produced by Lorne Michaels, will star Matthew Broderick as a famous novelist unfamiliar with newspaper writing, hired to be editor of Beach Lane. It will also star Nick Thune, the comedian, who will play the

role of the rich Manhattan heir who also knows nothing about running a newspaper but thinks it would be fun to publish one in the Hamptons. Also starring in the production will be Kristen Johnston, a regular on “Third Rock from the Sun” who plays the rich publisher’s step sister. “Rupert’s Rag” stars Paris Hilton as the clueless celebrity editor and Scarlett Johansson as the step sister to the rich owner, who will be played by Rupert Murdoch himself. Also in it, in a cameo role, will be longtime

in real life—an important venue for the rich and famous in the New York City community—was far too liberal. Rupert did not, in real life, intend to start a new, more conservative newspaper in the Hamptons to compete with the others. He thought that project too distracting while he begins attacking The New York Times with his Wall Street Journal. Instead, he decided to create a TV show about the mythical but conservative “Rupert’s Paper” in the Hamptons. His lawyers, talked him out of calling it “Rupert’s Papers,” saying Dan’s Papers would sue, so he settled on “Rupert’s Rag” for the name. His younger Vice Presidents told him that calling it a “Rupert’s Rag” sounded “cool.” In the sitcom, Rupert’s Rag will have conservative editors and writers attacking the real Hampton media—and also “Beach Lane” for its biased coverage of all the Wall Street bigwigs who summer there. This, Murdoch felt, would strike a chord at FOX with the Tea Party regulars who watch FOX for all their news and at the same time put a dagger into the chest of the bleeding heart liberals who secretly watch FOX too. After learning of the NBC “Beach Lane” project, FOX, with Murdoch’s approval, added another twist. If “Beach Lane” was to be run by men, incompetent as they might be, “Rupert’s Rag” would be run by smart and savvy women. “Beach Lane,” could feature front and center Nick Thune and Matthew Broderick. “Rupert’s Rag” would have front and center Paris Hilton

FOX had been planning “Rupert’s Rag” for over two years, but NBC beat them to the punch. Dan’s Papers publisher Dan Rattiner. He has been hired by “Rupert’s Rag” to craft poorly written “liberal” articles for that “publication.” During the week, he will be writing articles at the beach wearing his straw hat as he always does, but for the real Dan’s Papers, but on weekends, he will be filmed writing his articles for “Rupert’s Rag,” with his straw hat off and with earmuffs on, since, as he will say, he doesn’t want to hear people telling him he is a turncoat. According to unnamed sources, “Rupert’s Rag” was thought up in 2008 by Rupert Murdoch himself. He felt the existing media in the Hamptons

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Sullivan sat down on a beach chair and watched as two young men opened a large can, scooped out great hunks of grease with their hands, and basted her with it. Now the photographers came and took pictures, and a few newsmen got up from their chairs at the boardwalk to have a look. Fully covered with grease, Sullivan was something from outer space. She wore swimming goggles, the green swimsuit with a fishing knife tucked in her belt, a regulation Olympic bathing cap, a small watertight packet of pep pills and an agate good luck charm. Everywhere else there were gobs of grease covering her. Arms, legs, neck. She was totally unrecognizable. Then this great beast strode into the water, dove into the first breaker and began swimming a slow powerful stroke. And it dawned on everybody that Sullivan was really going to swim to Manhattan. “It’s probably a big hoax,” one of the newsmen said to another on the boardwalk. “I suppose it is,” the other one said. “Still, we got out for a day at the beach.” The two of them looked out at Sullivan, already becoming a small disturbance on the great ocean. She was swimming alongside a very small boat that would accompany her to

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John Wegorzewski of Alchimia Public Relations organized the event * * * Southampton producer Patricia Watt, who was trapped in London after the opening of her critically acclaimed production of Hair, has returned to co-host the 28th Annual Fred and Adele Astaire Awards Nominations with Marysia and Joseph Botkier, Carolyn and Ron Bucther at the famed Elaine’s on May 3. The awards will be given out at the annual gala on June 7 at the Gerald Lynch Theater. * * * Legendary filmmaker Albert Maysles, of Grey Gardens fame, sold his apartment in the fabled Dakota three years ago for $3 million and moved into two brownstones in Harlem. The buyer now has the apartment on the market for $7.65 million—more than a 100% markup.

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Saving the College Local Officials Here will Make an Offer that SUNY Can’t Refuse By Dan Rattiner It took about three weeks, but finally last Thursday all our local government leaders got together in one room to see if they could find a way to save Southampton College. Amazingly, they did. This plan, which bears the stamp of approval from Congressman Tim Bishop, State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, State Senator Ken LaValle, County Legislator Jay Schneiderman and Southampton Town Supervisor Anna Throne-Holst, would have the Town of Southampton buy all the development rights for the Southampton College Campus for the $10 million in the Town Community Preservation Fund. (This is the money collected as a 2% tax on all real estate transactions over $250,000 in the town.) This would equal, as it turns out, the money SUNY Stony Brook says it would lose if it were to keep Southampton College open for the next two years. With this money it could remain open. After two years, SUNY Stony Brook would be

asked to spin off Southampton College. Southampton College, with the Town controlling the development rights, would then be run as a college in the SUNY system independent of SUNY Stony Brook. The Chancellor of Southampton College would report to Albany. But this Chancellor would be someone local, making decisions in the interests of Southampton College, not the interests of SUNY Stony Brook. The idea for this extraordinary solution to halt the closing of Southampton College came from Southampton Town Supervisor Throne-Holst. The CPF for Southampton Town has been in place for 10 years. During the 10 years, especially during the recent real estate boom, the tax money flying into this fund has been astronomic. In some years, it has brought in as much as $25 million, The entire town budget for Southampton for the year is only about $75 million. The money collected by this tax must be spent to purchase and preserve land in Southampton

Town. It can be used to purchase the development rights to land. And it can be used to purchase either vacant land or land with buildings on it deemed important enough to be saved. In recent years, so much money has come in and so many purchases have been made that the Town Board has complained they have virtually run out of large parcels of land to spend it on. Under these circumstances, the money in this fund has just sat there, almost unused, for the past two years. (It has been borrowed for other things, but that’s another story. It is being returned.) According to Throne-Holst, a reading of the rules of this fund has revealed that indeed, the 82 acres that comprise Southampton College are eligible to be saved. It is a large piece of open land with some buildings on it—the very last piece that size in town—and it looks out over the ocean. A plus is that the school’s mission is to make the students experts in the field of global sustainability. Southampton College is the only (continued on page 26)

SPRINGTIME CHAT WITH RESTAURATEUR JEAN LUC By Dan Rattiner As you drive around the Hamptons this spring, it’s apparent that there are many stores and restaurants that, due to hard times, still remain dark. Some of them are operated by nationwide chains that have abandoned plans to put showcase stores in the Hamptons. Others are longtime mom and pop stores that, after one bad year in 2009, just can’t make it into 2010.

There is one man, however, a restaurateur, who is responsible for the closing of four eating establishments in the Hamptons—two in Sag Harbor (both on Main Street), one in Southampton on Elm Street and one in East Hampton on the Montauk Highway just to the west of town. All went dark during high season during 2009, many of them very publicly and in spectacular fashion. And all of them had been owned by a man known as Jean Luc, who also owned a restaurant in

Manhattan and another in Princeton, New Jersey that have also gone dark. He has been the cause, or the victim, in all six going under with none rising from the ashes. And he is sadder and wiser today. I caught up with Ed Kleefield the other day by cell phone. Ed Kleefield is, in fact, the real name of Jean Luc, you may be surprised to learn. And it was Ed Kleefield, in the middle (continued on page 30)

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Google Me Look at Me—Film Star, Mystery Novelist, Rock Star and More By Dan Rattiner A friend showed me how to get an alert on my email whenever my name shows up anywhere on the Internet. If you have a big ego, as I do, this is a wonderful thing. It’s “Dan Rattiner this and Dan Rattiner that.” I’m right up there with President Obama and J. Lo. At least on my computer. I love my computer. The other day, for example, an alert showed up—alert! alert!—that said I was on a site called delpanantika.com. I clicked on the link. delpanantika.com is something pretty important, or at least I think it is. Under the headline at the top of the page with that name it said Blog Seputar Info dan Tips Cara Hidup Sehat. Under

that it said Hebat!! HP Bisa Menghasilkan Jutaan Rupiah, pemula. Then there was all this stuff, in English, about Dan Rattiner. There was Daniel Rattiner celebrates his book at Oso, there was a thing to click on that said Watch Movies with Daniel Rattiner (2 total) and there was something you could click on that read Daniel Rattiner, with the explanations Actor: Cyclops in 2008. Visit IMDb for Photos, Filmography, Discussions, Bio, News, Awards, Agent, Fan Sites. I liked that. I actually had a speaking part in the movie Cyclops. My wife’s son was working as an intern for Declan O’Brien, the famous horror movie director, and O’Brien sent him to a movie set on

a hill just outside of Sofia, Bulgaria where a film starring Eric Roberts was being made about ancient Rome and a killer giant Cyclops. As a lark we flew there for the weekend, but wound up in the film in a crowd scene in the coliseum. I play a Senator. I stand up in crowd and my line is “Get on with it,” trying to get some boring speaker to get on with it. And I’m in the credits. Now I’m famous. Then there was the lawsuit on the site delpanantika.com. The link to click on is 814F.2d.839, and under it, it reads “Daniel RATTINER, et al., Defendants, Appellees. No 86-1032. United (continued on next page)

NEW YORK STATE PICKS A FIGHT IT CAN’T WIN By Dan Rattiner There’s a whole lot of fish in the ocean off our shores patiently waiting to find out who will be allowed to catch them and who not. It’s been a matter that’s been up in the air since one year ago when New York State passed a law that said anybody throwing a fishing line into the ocean in this state would have to have a State permit to do so. You may not have thought much about this, but the fact is that until now there are no laws on the books to make a private individual get a license to do just about anything in the ocean. You can swim in it, surf in it, hang glide in it, snorkel in it, scuba dive in it, even pee in it if you have a mind to do that. The ocean is for everyone. That is not to say you are free to break the law in the ocean. You can’t try to drown somebody in it. You can’t mess with an endangered

species in it. You can’t swim outside of the designated areas if you are at a beach where there’s a lifeguard. But nowhere is a license required to simply go into the ocean or take from the bounty of the ocean for your own personal use. Then came last Spring. And the new law. Oddly, along the southern shoreline of Long Island, which is the only place in the state that there is an ocean, people from Brookhaven to New York City meekly obeyed this law. Southampton and East Hampton were another matter. Along the stretch from Westhampton Beach to Montauk, the trustees of these two townships filed a lawsuit against the state salt water fishing license. Also joining in the lawsuit was the Town of Southold. Southold may not be along the ocean, but the beaches of Long Island Sound are salty as well and the law applies all along the north shore of

the Island too. Or does it? Well, the towns for the first 90 miles from New York City along the north shore agreed to the fishing license requirement. For the last 20 miles, Southold did not. The three towns’ objections came in the form of a demand for a preliminary injunction to prevent the State from enforcing their law. Backing it up was the claim by these three groups of trustees that they alone in the State of New York had the right to regulate the laws about saltwater fishing in their towns. Be aware of this. These trustees were not members of some board created by these townships. Townships in New York State, including Southold, Southampton and East Hampton, are run by a Town Board composed of Town Councilmen. No. These trustees were an (continued on page 34)

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States Court of Appeals,…Examining the statement in the co. (…)” I anxiously clicked on 814F.2d.839 but it went nowhere. The link was broken. The U.S. Court of Appeals. Wow! Another day, I got an alert telling me I should go to barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/pfp.asp?ean=97 81579. When I went there, I discovered I was the coauthor of a novel entitled The Last Days of Il Duce. It was right there in black and, um, white. My fellow author was Domenic Stansberry. I neither know Stansberry, nor have I ever written a book called The Last Days of Il Duce, either with him or without him. But there it was, for sale, at Barnes&Noble.com. Apparently, however, it was quite an effort our

writing this thing. “(This) novel tells the story of Niccolo Jones, a broken-down man plagued by his obsession with his brother Joe’s ex-wife Marie. Set in the old Italian neighborhood of North Beach in San Francisco, the novel flashes back and forth between their childhood days in the 1950s and events 30 years later. Nick’s story begins when Joe is murdered, igniting in Nick an unquenchable desire for revenge…” I did write a book entitled In the Hamptons published by Random House two years ago. And I have a sequel coming out entitled In the Hamptons Too in June of this year. But The Last Days of Il Duce? I have no recollection of writing that whatsoever. Damn Ambien. I did go with Jim Monaco several years ago up to WLIU-FM when it had its studios on the

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Half of a Film is Shot in EH Oceanfront Mansion By David Lion Rattiner Every year, more filmmakers discover the pleasure of shooting in the Hamptons. This past weekend, in a multi-million dollar mansion on the ocean in East Hampton, half of an independent movie was filmed. It’s all part of writer/director Sam Neave’s vision for his film Almost in Love starring Leslie Lewis Sword and Alan Cumming, about a love triangle occurring between sunrise and sunset. Sitting down with the cast on a gorgeous Spring day was like an episode of the HBO series “Entourage.” The setting is one of the most gorgeous homes here. We were all “on set,” poolside. Marjan Neshat, Sam Neave, Leslie Sword, Alan Cumming Leslie Lewis Sword, the owner of the home and a co-star in Almost in Love, is strikingly ing a movie with theater at heart. In this case, I beautiful, Harvard educated, with a Masters in spend so much of the entire take basically hidFine Arts from UCLA. With a radiant smile and love for the industry, she showed me around the house. It was surreal. The house was inhabited by movie editors, cameramen and actors, all looking extremely exhausted, as they had just finished filming through the night. Sword’s home, transformed into a movie set, is a stone’s throw away from Steven Spielberg’s vacation house. Throughout the house were scattered lighting and other types of equipment, and what looked like the spoils of a wrap party, lots of empty beer and booze bottles. As if on cue, Sword smiled and said, “The empty bottles are part of the set, you don’t have to worry.” Along the tour, Sword said something about the film that is simply unheard of. “What’s interesting about this movie is that it’s shot in two 45 minute takes, and that’s it. It’s definitely not easy. There’s an unbelievable amount of preparation and rehearsal.” Neave, raised in England of Iranian descent, discussed his desire to film a story over the course of a sunrise to sunset. “There’s something about having a movie all happen in one encapsulating breath. What’s funny about filming this movie in two 45 minute takes is that I make my living as a movie editor, but it’s sort of like mak-

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This Saturday, May 1, the public is invited to gather in Southampton to push for the passage of Comprehensive Immigration Reform, with the goal to make America a safe home for all. Sponsored by Neighbors in Support of Immigrants (NISI), this peaceful rally, NISI’s first, will feature speeches by Rev. Jack King from the Southampton Anti-Bias Task Force, Myrna Truitt representing the Unitarian Social Justice Committee, Luis Valenzuela from the Long Island Immigrant Alliance, and others. NISI believes that our immigration system is broken. As the current legislation and approach mismatches employment needs through restrictive work visas, families are split apart. As the system gives rise to an exploitative shadow economy, it thwarts the economic growth of both Americans and undocumented workers. The group’s immigration reform goals are to keep families together, provide legal paths to permanent residency and citizenship, protect the safety and welfare of both American and immigrant workers, enhance security and safety at the borders, and allocate visas in a depoliticized system responsive to our economy. NISI was founded in January 2009 by Hampton Bays’ Sylvia Baruch, a volunteer with immigrant populations for years. Contrary to the perception of immigrants as criminals, Baruch says she has found immigrants to be “very hardworking and family-oriented,” adding that undocumented workers cut our grass, fix our roofs, care for our children and support the East End’s economy and status. NISI, already with more than 70 people, stresses education in its work. To learn more: NISI blog, supportimmigrants.blogspot.com. Neighbors Supporting Immigrant Reform Rally. Saturday, May 1, 12:30 p.m. Lola Prentice Park (next to the Rogers Memorial Library), Windmill Lane, Southampton.

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comes across with pure charm and an aura of experience, became sold on the project after seeing the first 45 minutes of the film shot in New York. “When I saw the first part of the project, I immediately wanted to get involved. It really is that good,” said Cumming. “Sam Neave’s a very talented filmmaker. The challenge of doing two 45-minutes takes is just crazy, it’s just purely nuts. I really wanted to try out that intense experience.” Cumming said the East End had little to do with his decision to get involved with this film, but he added “But it’s quite lovely here. There is an incredible amount of history and the contrast between the city and the Hamptons is remarkable, considering how close they are.” Cumming recently won an award in Boston that he was unable to attend and headed down to the beach to make a video acceptance speech with a digital camera. “I’m going to tell them that I can’t make it, but look where I am!” he said as he panned the ocean with his hand. When completed, Almost in Love is expected to appear in the major film festivals around the country. Be on the lookout this October. With the star location, homegrown talent and A-listers, it just might make its was into the Hamptons International Film Festival.

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By T.J. Clemente When Thomas Paine wrote, “These are the times that try men’s souls,” in his pamphlet Common Sense back in the 1770s he could have been talking about today. That was evident by the turnout of well over 400 people who journeyed out last Saturday to Montauk’s Gurney’s Inn Resort, Spa and Conference Center to attend the Second Annual “Psychic and Holistic Living Fair, ” the brainchild of Phyllis Lomitola, Gurney’s Conference Sales Director. With first hand experience with both psychics and the ideas of holistic living, she teamed with Neil and Andrea Garvey, Long Island Publishers of Creations Magazine, to produce the event. A national phenomenon, the psychic world is one of the true growth industries in the United States, although there are no annual sales numbers yet due to the complexity of the small, oneperson business model. Gurney’s Conference Center held 40 tables, manned by representatives of national chains, local businesses and individual psychics. Massages were given on portable tables, exotic oils were marketed, tarot cards were read, and all manner of information about holistic living was handed out. I stopped at the table of Kathleen Mulligan and Brit Martin, representatives of the SQWellness-Rising Star Healing System, channeled by psychotherapist and healer Derek O’Neil, of Ireland. They were at the event to present the “healing symbol, Prema Agri.” At another table, Denise Cooke, a Registered

Nurse/Licensed Massage able to transfer tremendous Therapist explained her speamounts of healing energies cialties of sports massage and into people, even over long distrigger point therapy for athtances. He provides in-person letes, musicians and active peoand long distance ple. She also gave demonstra“Transformational Spiritual tions of her skills. Healing Sessions.” Representatives of the Crystal A very busy table was that of Reflection Store stood at the psychic medium and author entrance, pitching five reasons Cindi Sansone-Braff, voted to go on a Crystal Reflections Long Island’s Leading Psychic Cindi Sansone-Braff Retreat at Lake Sabago, just (with John Edwards) by a leadoutside Manhattan. Nearby was a table about ing Long Island publication. In addition to her the Emergence of Maitreya, the world teacher famous tarot card readings, she sold her ultimate who will help you to “discover for yourself the relationship book Grant Me a Higher Love, spiritual meaning behind UFOs, flying saucers which has already sold 8,000 copies. and crop circles, along with the absolute need to Lorraine Recchia touted her “intuitive” angelend war and poverty.” readings skills. She builds relationships based on The East End Holistic Wellness Center of information she channels through “our angels, Riverhead showcased some of their therapies while focusing on personal empowerment.” including permanent weight loss, anti-aging “Angels are pure light of unconditional love, and strategies, chelation therapy, herbal medicine, along with you, they create miracles,” she said. vitamin therapy, nutritional counseling as well In practice since 1987 and presenting at the as intravenous treatments. From Islip was psy- fair was Montauk’s own Elizabeth Willoughby of chic medium Katherine Mitchell promoting her Planetary Reflexology, specializing in feet-handsforum “Enlightenment,” in which attendees will ears. Nearby was the table of Melissa Mahoney “experience the tools to awaken the understand- (also of Montauk) presenting unique jewelry ing and responsibilities to ourselves and others.” designs of her business Zoe Jade & Co. Then there was Jordan S. Walker, a licensed Positive energy filled the room during this spiritual healer and health coach who experi- event. On the finest of Spring days, a steady enced a miraculous transformational healing crowd circulated through the conference room, from a chronic degenerative condition that smiling even as they paid the $5 entry fee. plagued him for more then a decade. He has dis- Phyllis Lomitola called the event, “a growing, covered that he has abilities, one of which is to be total success.”

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college in the nation to have this mission, and to back it up with bachelors and masters degrees to be earned. The State University, five years ago, purchased these 65 acres for $35 million. During the next four years, SUNY sunk $25 million into the campus in restoring, rebuilding and adding onto the physical plant of the campus. Then, this year, as you surely know, they pulled the plug. With the school still two years away from profitability, it became a prime target for abandonment by those running Stony Brook University. The SUNY system needs to cut its budget by over $200 million in 2011. In particular, SUNY Stony Brook University, the largest in the system, would need to cut $64 million. The new President, a physician named Samuel L. Stanley Jr., is making painful decisions. On April 8, he announced he would stop the new kid in town from growing up. Other than two buildings and two degree programs, one in Marine Science and one in Creative Writing, everything else would be shut down. This would include 20 other buildings and nearly a 100 other courses. It would also include all the students who currently live on campus. All the momentum of Southampton College would be brought to a halt. And the end would come just four months from now, in September. It is a fact that five years ago, State Senator La Valle and State Assemblyman Thiele gave unparalleled assistance to then-Stony Brook President Shirley Strum Kenny to enable her to create this unique campus. Frankly, it was

expected to take a full seven years under the wing of SUNY Stony Brook to bring it to profitability. After that, in the back of everybody’s mind, was the idea that Southampton College would stand on its own as a separate but equal college in the SUNY University system. According to the recent calculations done by Dr. Stanley, mothballing Southampton College would save $6.5 million a year. He says he cannot see bringing this college back onto its development track anytime soon. It has also been reported, but not confirmed, that he has said that even if someone gave him the $6.5 million to keep the place open, he would not do it. It was simply not a viable enterprise in, not only hard times, but in good times. Now Dr. Stanley is going to be given the $6.5 million. All he has to do is accept it. He says the transition to close the school is well underway. The first order of business was to offer all 850 students at Southampton the option to take their courses at Stony Brook University rather than at Southampton and that has been done. According to the good doctor, half of those accorded this option have taken him up on it. Of course, they really had no choice. They had all already paid their tuition to SUNY Stony Brook for their fall semester at Southampton. If their tuition money was returned to them quickly, they could use it to attend another school. But time is short. And there’s a lot of paperwork that has to be done to get the money back. Under the circumstances, the real options were only to either to take up the offer and attend SUNY Stony Brook 50 miles away, or not attend college at all this year. So no

wonder a good number of them have accepted this offer. Is it too late to save the school? Has there already, in just these three weeks, been too much water under the dam? A rational person would say not. A rigid administrator, even having the money handed to him on a platter, might say it’s too late. Is the concept of an independent Southampton College viable? Very. Using the CPF money has passed legal review. The other councilmen say they are for it. The college would stay alive. It would tighten its budget. It would offer its full load of courses. And it would embark on a strong recruiting program to get new students. Two years from now, with determination and luck but still under SUNY, the school would have gone through the CPF funds but would now be at break even. Southampton College would be ready to stand on its own. Assemblyman Thiele said he thinks the Assembly would support this effort. Senator LaValle said the project will work. Congressman Bishop says this is an offer that the State cannot refuse. County Representative Schneiderman says it’s impossible for the State to turn this down. And Supervisor Throne-Holst says the State has badly underestimated the determination of the Townspeople to keep this school open even through a downturn in the economy. This is the Real Thing. Get behind it. SUNY Stony Brook has nothing to lose but what they say they are already about to abandon. They cannot refuse such an offer. We await developments.

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Aspinall says that if the application is rejected he has a Plan B. Tanning studio cars will be offered on every train. And alongside the tracks at numerous locations to be determined, there will be brightly lit tableaus of beach scenes created by local artists and sculptors. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only if Obama doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go along with this,â&#x20AC;? he said. COMMISSIONER ASPINALLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S MESSAGE Changing the name of Hampton Subway to South Fork Subway is ridiculous. If we did that, there are so many things we would have to

change. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to change all the signage, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to repaint the names on all the cars, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have to get the towns to re-do all their street signs that point to the Hampton Subway stop entrances. It would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. And then, if we did this, we would be limiting ourselves to cover just the South Fork. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a spur right now under construction going up to Foxwoods. Everybody up there knows where the Hamptons is. Nobody up there knows where the South Fork is. And what if we put a stop in on the North Fork on the way to Foxwoods? Would we have to change the name to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;South and North Fork and Foxwoods Subway System?â&#x20AC;? I think we will not do this. Montauk should just think of itself as a Hampton. That would be so much easier.

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Has the “Rent Don’t Buy” Adage Shifted? By T.J. Clemente For a few years now, and up until very recently, there was a Greek Chorus of advice givers chanting, “Rent—don’t buy. Preserve equity by renting in an unstable falling home market.” The idea was that spending even up to $60,000 annually on rent was smarter than buying and watching the home lose $100,000 or more in value over the course of that year. The market was in a freefall—you could see it on the faces of homeowners across the East End, if not across the country. Voices of reason in the darkest hours, like that of Bridgehampton National Bank CEO and President Kevin O’Connor, knew that property here, with its proximity to, as he called it, “that ocean with those beaches,” had intrinsic value that would once again stabilize the local market and become attractive to the smartest money. Now he has more than a few others in his court. I spoke with Charles Paulos, First V.P. of Investment, for Merrill Lynch Global Wealth Management, who has 30-plus years of experience, about this topic. Last year, Paulos said, “The consumer would have to eventually come back.” He called it, “Pent up consumption, the need to buy a car to replace the old one that needed to be replaced.” He said back then that people in the right life stage would eventually buy their first home when things settled down. Everyone had needs but they were holding off purchases because of the uncertainty of events on the world economic stage. After all, it was

toxic mortgage derivatives (sold worldwide largely to people who overpaid for houses they couldn’t afford) that made the world go into a global “cold turkey.” All activity stopped. Cars were not sold, clothing sales stopped. Almost all retail sales stood still and in real estate, the dearth of activity was premise to the notion that home prices would tumble—in most cases below their mortgage levels—and be “under water,” the phrase meaning the home has negative equity. Paulos is now saying, “The rule is: A big increase in activity marks the bottom in all markets. Markets overreact, and then they stabilize. This is the best time to buy a home because interest rates can only go up, and they will. The over-leveraged players have been weeded out of the playing field and now, with due diligence, attractive mortgages are available for qualified buyers.” Paulos then used the Wall Street expression, “Homes are moving into stronger hands, thus causing stability.” He further advised that you should always buy at the bottom of any market and sell at the top. He reiterated we are now beginning to bounce off the bottom, moving upward with new housing starts, sales and first time buyer sales on the rise. He acknowledged that the expiring (as of this week) federal tax incentives helped the first time buyer, but he laughed, “No one is going to buy a home falling in value to get a tax incentive, but that is no longer the case. Homes are holding their values, and choice ones are rising again.”

Paulos predicted that, a few years from now, people will talk about this time as “the time I wish I had been smart enough to buy.” That resonates with me, the one who turned down the initial offering of Microsoft at $10 a share in the early 1970s, as I asked my broker, “Why would IBM need to buy software from anyone?” Triple ouch, four times over. Back to Hamptons real estate. Recent 2010 First Quarter results posted by Town & Country and the Corcoran Group show huge increases in activity across the board. On the North Fork the volume of activity in the Q1 2010 increased by 77%. On the South Fork (Westhampton/Quogue including Shelter Island to Montauk), Q1 sales were up 124%. These numbers give statistical credence to Paulos’ point that “increased activity marks the end of finding the market’s bottom.” In most of the hamlets on the East End, the median price of homes is also on the rise. On the South Fork the that number went up a healthy 46% (to $950,000). On the North Fork the increase was a more modest 8%. So once again it’s time to buy and not rent and build equity. No longer does it make sense to spend $2,500 – $8,000 per month to rent now that home values are once again on solid ground poised to rise, slowly but firmly. Remember, Charles Paulos has sold Wall Street investment products for over 30 years, and has no vested interest in real estate transactions in the Hamptons. Yet his advice stands: “Now is the time to buy a home.”

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Reported as of 04/23/2010 BRIDGEHAMPTON

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Robert & Linda Leahy to Stephen F Bello, 40 Williams Way, 1,785,000

Alan & Marla Helene to Bruce Lewin, Channel Pond Court, 5,250,000

EAST HAMPTON

Joseph J Snellenburg (Referee) to HSBC Bank, 1130 North Sea Road, 2,303,887

Joan E Bennett Trust to Kenneth & Judith Reiss, Driftwood Lane, 1,050,000

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Jeff Lignelli to 22 Captains Neck Lane LLC, 22 Captains Neck Lane, 5,425,000

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Mollod Properties LLC to Lior Blik, 58 West Tiana Road, 1,537,500

E356 Cobb Road LLC to Cobb Road House LLC, Cobb Road, 3,000,000

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Amy & Andrew McKnight to Dennis S Hersch, 24 Rosewood Court, 1,850,000

5 Seely Lane LLC to Tige Stading, 5 Seely Lane, 2,900,000

Kimberley & Scott Foster to Troy & Keisha Dixon, 150 Water Mill Towd Rd., 1,350,000

SHELTER ISLAND

EAbigail Free-Tanen to Cob Isle Waterfront LLC, Cobb Isle Road, 1,100,000

Stephen Houston to Joshua & Ilana Levine, 2 Hagar Road, 1,300,000

SHELTER ISLAND HEIGHTS Patricia, John & Fannie Quigley to Justin & Ingrid Bateman, 38 Tuthill Drive, 2,100,000

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WESTHAMPTON Ralph & Susan Schenk to John A Garibaldi, 9 Bishop Avenue, 1,175,000

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Marion C Milcetic to Tina Thormalen, 41 Butternut Drive, 525,000

Michael Green Trust to Low Fliers LLC, 1 Cranberry Hole Road, 500,000

SHELTER ISLAND

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Jessica Goldsmith to Vincent & Ann DiRico, 10 Heritage Drive, 925,000

BHG Development Corp to Michael Gabriel, 95 West Alfred Avenue, 502,000

SOUTHAMPTON

EAST HAMPTON

George P Kazdin to John & Jessica Lupovici, 2 Peconic Road, 760,000

New Sunshine Realty Ltd to John & Greer Hendricks, 4 Anvil Court, 925,000

Vincent & Monica Manfredini to Patrick McCabe, 8 Carriage Ln., 725,000

James & Jenna Minardi to Dmitry G Kobzev, 24 Walton Street, 865,000

EAST MARION Keith Koppelman to County of Suffolk, Bay Avenue, 766,260

FISHERS ISLAND Michael & Terry Crupi to Andrew & Jane Ahrens, 386 Winthrop Drive, 615,000

HAMPTON BAYS

SOUTHOLD Daniel & Susan West to Paul & Kathleen Geiger, 665 Goose Creek Lane, 575,000

WESTHAMPTON Bruce & Claudia Niebanck to Herve Bouillonec, 13 Bayview Drive, 605,000

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Newly Released History in Pictures of Westhampton By Stacy Dermont It doesn’t pay to be a history snob. I’ve long been fascinated with the history of the East End, but I never really thought of Westhampton as being a part of that tradition. I never really gave it much thought at all. Meredith Murray’s book Around Westhampton, which was released this week, changed all that. I should have known that Westhampton’s history is equally as copious and fascinating as that of our other South Fork towns. Westhampton is a diverse 15-square-mile area that includes the hamlets of Westhampton and Quiogue, and the incorporated villages of Westhampton Beach and West Hampton Dunes. This book shows, through a succinct introduction and well-chosen vintage photographs, how Westhampton came into being, how it evolved and some of the growing pains it experienced along the way. Over 200 vintage photographs are captioned with compassion and colorful details. Murray writes, “The salt spray roses, sandy beaches, creeks, and bays make up the physical charm of Westhampton, but the people who have lived here formed its enduring character.” This is borne out by the stories told in words and pictures. Some noted characters include: Dr. James Merle (1914-2002) who never learned to drive and chose to hitchhike everywhere he went, including to his daily rounds at Central Suffolk Hospital, Constable “Wild Bill” Eager father of 12, artist, farmer and one-man, mounted police force, known to tumble off of his horse on Main Street when less than sober and Louise Raynor, who, with her trusty dog Count beside her, made her living digging clams in Moriches Bay. The book’s publisher, Arcadia Publishing, has made a business of nostalgia. They appear to be in the process of publishing sepia tone paperbacks depicting every village in America. These tomes vary in their accuracy; they are by no means comprehensive. They are big sellers with tourists as well as the old families, as they provide a genial glimpse of a place. Around Westhampton is a rather well done edition in this series. I would have enjoyed seeing more shots of the burgeoning downtown areas, but as the author points out, “many individuals and organizations worthy of inclusion will not be found in these pages because this publication required the use of only high-resolution, archival photographs.” She has, however, succeeded in putting together a striking selection of images, many of which come from private collections and have never been published before. The Hurricane of ’38 gets its due, but the book reflects that there was over 250 years of Westhampton before “The Long Island Express” came to town. In 1660, Southampton settlers bought land west of what is now the Shinnecock Canal from Montauk Chief Wyandanch. They drove their cows and sheep to the salt hay meadows to graze. Permanent settlement of the area by whites caught on in the early 18th century, with fishing, farming and lumbering being the primary occupations. Originally inhabited by the Catchaponack people, the area of Westhampton

was known as “Catchaponack.” Of course Westhampton’s ties to the other South Fork towns remain manifold. Our shared family names appear again and again and include: Bishop, Conklin, Corwin, Dayton, Foster, Goodale, Halsey, Havens, Howell, Jagger, Rogers and Topping. In addition to showing Westhampton sites as they once were, this book also performs the important function of documenting sites that are gone forever. Included in this list of lost treasures are: The Nathan Raynor House, Cook’s Mill, The Jessup Homestead, The Union Free Chapel and Governor John Adams Dix’s estate. Long gone conventions such as lop trees, a horse block, and delivery wagons are also depicted. A point of interest are the BOMARC nuclear missiles that Westhamptonites did know were a part of their history, not until after they were removed in 1964. You’ll have to buy the book to see the image of “Duck Pluckers.” It’s special. In addition to this book, Arcadia has also released Around Westhampton (a set of) 15 Historic Postcards. I am gaga for old postcards. I would have preferred a sepia tone bled to the edge, to white borders around black on white images, but that’s nitpicking. These images are very sharp and there is a becoming selection of subject matter. Each postcard reproduces an image from the book and the photo’s caption is printed on the back of the card. It doesn’t leave much room to write—but postcards have always been about the illustration. Anyone would be delighted to receive one of these in the mail; the packet would also make a nifty gift.

Westhampton Beach HS 1907 boys baseball team. Below: Union Free Chapel floats to Dune Rd., 1950

It was heartening to read that all royalties from the sale of this book will go towards the restoration of the Foster-Meeker House as an educational center to help promote and preserve local history. The book’s lack of an index is not a problem because the book is divided into welldefined, chronological chapters. You’ll find that the 127 pages pass all too quickly. Around Westhampton, $21.99. Around Westhampton 15 Historic Postcards, $7.99, Arcadia Publishing. Available at local retailers, online bookstores, or through Arcadia Publishing at arcadiapublishing.com

The Sheltered Islander Boating is a great pastimes. I love it. You get out there, alone on the water. No TVs, no phones. You can just talk, have fun and enjoy the beauty of the day. Some people are new to boating, so I thought I’d pass on some tips for new boaters. When launching your boat from a boat trailer, BACK down the boat launch ramp so that the boat goes into the water first.... The right side of the boat is the starboard side and has a green light. Left is port and has a red light. Boats approaching from opposite directions don’t have to pass each other on the left like cars do. It would be ideal, but just making sure there’s a safe distance between vessels is enough. If you can throw a beer to the passing ship, you’re too close to pass safely and swiftly, but if you slow down enough, you can exchange items via crab net—beer for cheese and crackers, suntan lotion for margarita mix, whatever seems like an even swap. Don’t cross the ferry lanes in your boat unless you can do so quickly and completely. Ferries are clumsy to navigate—like trying to steer a giant soap dish. They have right of way and can push aside anything smaller than they are. I’ve seen some people cut across so close to the front of the ferry that I could see what page of Dan’s Papers

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they were reading. So please, don’t cause a ferry accident. It will back the ferry lines up for days. Boat cushion fights. Sometimes the mixture of sun, sea air and alcohol can result in the break out of a boat cushion fight. They’re sort of like pillow fights, but with harder pillows and always the chance that someone could be knocked out of the boat and attacked by a shark, which rarely happens in bedroom pillow fights. But it’s that extra little risk of coming home without a limb that adds the unique fun factor. When towing a water skier, occasionally look back to see if you’re still pulling a vertical object or just a lump that’s bobbing in the water. If boats pass you and people appear to be signaling wildly for you to look behind you, you should interpret this as a sign to check for that skier. Taking the children boating. Like the Norman Rockwell painting of the family at Thanksgiving, this concept works in fantasy, but not reality. Taking children boating means you get to do all the things you have to do for them at home, plus add sunscreen to all exposed flesh every 30 minutes and listen to extensive whining in a confined space. I think this is why dinghies were invented. It’s a way to give kid a “time out” on the (continued on page 34)

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of last summer with his restaurants closed, who went off to jail briefly for writing bad checks. But he’s over that now. All criminal charges against him have been dropped. “I think it’s pretty clear that I’m not good at running restaurants,” he told me. “I’m good at launching them. I’m good at assembling a team to operate them. And I’m good at promoting them. But as for running them, I think that has to be somebody else.” Luc is busy untangling all the various law suits at each of his four restaurants in the Hamptons. He has no restaurants in the cards at this point. But he is writing a book. “It’s called So you want to open a restaurant? you schmuck!,” he said. “It is a book of anecdotes about the things that happened to me since I started the first of my restaurants out in the Hamptons five years ago. Some of the things were the cause of others. Some of the things were just the collapse of the economy. But some of them were self-inflicted. I admit it. I simply took on too much. “This summer, I am going to step back. Unless called upon to step in to some situation—and I confess that seems pretty unlikely—I am taking the summer off. In general, I think that people don’t really care who owns

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or runs a restaurant. What they do care about is that they had a good meal and a nice time. Jean Luc will be out of the picture for 2010.” This is how things line up for the former Jean Luc empire this summer. GRAPPA, Main Street, Sag Harbor. “Grappa could re-open this summer, either under that name or another. I’m out of the picture. A judge ruled that I owed no debts to this one person who I would rather not name. So I am free and clear. The landlord, Eddie Burke, will decide on what happens at Grappa this summer, if anything. And he is free of any legal entanglements to do so.” MADAME TONG’S, Elm Street, Southampton. Madame Tong’s is in bankruptcy court. On May 12, there will be a hearing to determine the validity of a lease supposedly held by one of my lenders. Another of my creditors is suing this lender for fraud and unjust enrichment in civil court. All the licenses and assets and permits are still in place in that establishment and so it could open tomorrow. But I think the odds are long. More than likely, Madame Tong’s will remain dark this summer.

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and Scarlett Johansson. As for Rupert, he would only be making cameo appearancesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;since he is so busy in real life (and in the sitcom) running his empire. So instead, Rupert will be issuing orders to keep Rag conservative with edicts delivered by his step-grandaughter Scarlett. Paris Hilton, with her little puppy dog, will then make those instructions turn into articles after seeking advice from her mother. Her mother and father have a house in nearby Southampton and often entertain bigwigs there. (In both the sitcom and in real life.) Two conservative columnists will be opposing Rattiner in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rupertâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rag.â&#x20AC;? One will be Ann Coulter who will simply make fun of Rattiner but in an elegant way. The other will be Sarah Palin, who will also be writing on national and international events opposing whatever it is Rattiner says, but at the same time lacing her column with interesting tidbits about witchcraft and covens. Filming for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rupertâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ragâ&#x20AC;? will begin the first week in June. People driving by the office of Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers during the week will notice that the regular sign out front that features an illustration of Dan Rattiner writing on a laptop while wearing a straw hat is still there. But on weekends, that sign will be down and replaced by one sign reading â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rupertâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rag,â&#x20AC;? with the same illustration of Rattiner on it but without a straw hat, and with earmuffs. That was part of the deal that Rattiner negotiated to permit â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rupertâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ragâ&#x20AC;? to use the building on Saturday and Sunday.

Nothing Works Life is very much a paradox. Whenever I feel like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m broke and need to rein in spending there seems to be countless things that I want to buy. I want new clothes, I want new shoes, I want to go on a real vacation and it all seems out of reach. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t allow myself to buy anything when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m feeling broke. But if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s payday, or if I nail a real estate commission, or if something turns out to be less expensive than I thought it was and thus have some extra cash to spend, I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t find a single thing that I really want to buy. All the clothes in the store look ugly. Do I really need a new pair of shoes? And this iPad thing seems like a waste of time. The same thing has happened to me all of my life with girlfriends. If I have a girlfriend, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s guaranteed that I will be introduced to the Princess of Brazil who is a Victoriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Secret Model, or a Manhattan girl whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s becoming a doctor, or be a perfect 10 who likes football and is satisfied with her life and has a dream to one day marry an editor/real estate agent. When Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m single, it seems like women arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even on planet Earth. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m some kind of a weirdo who, for some odd reason, canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get a girl. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There must be something wrong with this guy, nobody wants him.â&#x20AC;? I used to think that this kind of thing applied only with women but now I realize that it applies to every facet of life. If you have a good job in a healthy and growing industry, other employers want to snatch you away from it, but

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"East Meets West" Exhibition @ New Century Artists Gallery

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Setha Low, Andrea McCafferty, Eric Ernst

Rachel Perkoff, David Gamble, Sarah Woodward

Karyn Mannix, Sally Breen

Judy Clifford, Marilyn Stevenson

"La Cage Aux Folles" Opens @ The Longacre Theatre

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Melissa Manchester, Kelsey Grammer, Jamie deRoy

Nick Adams, Christine Andreas

The Bistro Awards @ Gotham Comedy Club Photos: Barry Gordin

Elaine Stritch (Honoree), Richard Skipper

ARF Book Reading @ East Hampton Library Photo: Richard Lewin

Susan Abrahams (Author), Roberta Rivera (Illustrator)

Alan Cumming

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The Reconstructed Bra Fashion Show & Auction To Benefit “Heaven Can Wait” @ Publick House Photos: Tom Kochie

“Cupcakes” Designed by Pat Kochie, modeled Patti Askwith Kenner, Tovah Feldshuh by Stacy Quarty

“Angelica” Designed by Marie Valentino-Deuel, modeled by Amanda Brown

Meet & Greet @ Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue in Sagaponack Photos: Stephanie Lewin

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“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” Designed by Pamela Pettit, modeled by Karla Faloon

“Fruit Cup” Designed by Trish Franey, modeled by Colleen Deuel

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ancient authority in these three communities that had been created by an edict of the King of England in 1686 before there was even a United States of America. The edict says that in ocean waters, along bay bottoms, in lakes, ponds, harbors and rivers, the people living in these communities would forevermore have the right to enjoy the bounty of the seas for their own personal use without interference of any other authority that might someday be created. The rights would be held in trust for them. And the trust would be administered by trustees. There would be the East Hampton, Southampton and Southold Trustees to see to it that this edict was enforced. In 1686, when this edict was issued, the King of England held sway in what is now New York. There were still enclaves of Dutch traders in the far north of what would a hundred years later become the State of New York. And the control of what they called New Amsterdam had only been wrested away from the Dutch about 20 years earlier. The King, backed up by his Boards of Trustees and administered by a Governor who reported directly to the King was how this area was governed then. Indeed, Trusts and Trustees were created in ALL the towns on Long Island, which was where the access to a wide variety of bodies of water might need clarification. When the Revolution was won in 1783, the Trustees in most of these communities melted away. In other communitiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Huntington was a notable exception, the Trustees simply

walked out of their headquarters, turned around and walked back in, now calling themselves a Town Board reporting to the United States. In Southampton, East Hampton and Southold, however, the trustees have survived. They exist in their own offices, separate from the Town offices in each of these communities, and they usually work hand in hand with the Town Boards. The Town Trustees make the rules when it comes to the waters that lap the shores of the town. The Town Councilmen make the rules for everything else in town. In this case, the demand to oppose the new State mandated saltwater fishing license was filed by the Trustees, but with the support of the Town Boards. The application for a temporary injunction might have been simply denied by a State Judge. Judges do that when they consider a matter frivolous or not pressing. In this case, last Friday, the judge ruled in favor of the Towns. The power of the Trustees is a serious matter. It has survived legal challenges for centuries. The judge would now hold off on allowing the State licenses to be either issued until the matter could be adjudicated in the courtroom. For this summer anyway, the State fishing licenses, which would require a fee to be paid to drop a line in salt water, will not be enforced. The licenses themselves, already printed up, will sit dusty on shelves somewhere up in Albany. Interestingly, about a month ago, when the State said it would proceed with the salt water

fishing licenses as planned for the summer unless there was an injunction, a Newsday reporter wrote a story that really pissed me off. WHO ARE THESE TRUSTEES? was the headline as I recall. The story expressed outrage that these Johnny-come-latelies had just sprung up to get the law thrown out in their particular towns. â&#x20AC;&#x153;These Trustees, whoever they are, are simply going to have to learn that when the state passes a law it will overrule whatever these upstart trustees have to say. Everyone has to obey the law,â&#x20AC;? the reporter wrote, as I recall. Well, yes. And no

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Life S tyle Hildreth’s Home Goods, Main Street Southampton; Montauk Highway, East Hampton is featuring Stanley Furniture at 40% off, the lowest prices of the year (some restrictions apply). This store has been at its original location on Main Street in Southampton since 1842. Can you imagine? The history is incredible and you can’t beat the selection of merchandise here. Log onto hildreths.com Hampton Coffee Company on Montauk Highway in Water Mill is celebrating Cinco de Mayo for an entire week from Saturday, May 1, through Sunday, May 9, with festive decorations and free drinks. The Zagat-rated espresso bar and cafe has featured a very popular Authentic Mexican Grill Menu for years, and will be offering an expanded menu of additional homemade Mexican specialties for the entire week. Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Hampton Coffee Company in their full-service sit down cafe or call ahead and order your food to go from 7a.m.-4p.m., hamptoncoffeecompany.com Nearby at the Piano Barn Showroom on Montauk Highway in Watermill the summer piano rentals are available as well as the selection of Steinway, Yamaha, Kawai, plus Story & Clark CD Player Pianos. Pianos are bought, sold, rented, moved and tuned. Open Saturday & Sunday,daily by appointment. Call Mike at 631-726-4640, pianobarn.com Springy spring has landed at Unlimited Earth Care, 2249 Scuttlehole Road, Bridgehampton for landscapes, floral gardens, lawn and hedge care, transplanting, installations, affordable maintenance and

organic products. You should stop by and check out the on-premise Concept Store for all your garden accessories and planting needs. Call 531-725-7551. Warehouse 161, 161 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton is open with new inventory for the third season. The warehouse features a brand new look in midcentury and showroom samples where you will find the very best buys in a large selection of fine furniture, lighting, home accessories, and rugs from New York, Florida, and California. Warehouse 161 also offers interior design service. Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sunday 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 631-324-0555. Decorum, sitting pretty at 248 Main Street, Amagansett has re-opened for the 2010 season. This unique antique shop specializes in 18th and 19th century French country furniture, as well as lighting and decorative home accessories, both new and vintage. The store hours are Friday, Saturday, Sunday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., 631-267-4040. Eastport’s, Grape Wine Boutique, 609 Main Street has teamed up with the Ameriprise Treasured Chests, a team of 15 women committed to raising $25,000 for families affected by breast cancer. Grape Wine Boutique will be donating a portion of their wine sale proceeds to benefit the LI2Day Walk for Breast Cancer on June 5 and 6. Come out, show your support! Wine tastings will be offered, as always, all weekend, as well as other goodies. For info call 631801-2790, grapepearwine.com Jet’s Dream, where every day is “Earth Day”, located 212 Main Street, in the historic seaside village of

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For a delightful detour on your way from Manhattan to the Hamptons, I suggest a visit to the New York State managed Bayard Cutting Arboretum in Great River. Take the Hecksher Parkway south from Southern State Parkway to Montauk Highway heading east. The Arboretum entrance is on the south side of Montauk Highway. Mrs. William Bayard Cutting and her daughter, Mrs. Olivia James, donated Bayard Cutting Arboretum to the Long Island State Park Region in memory of William Bayard Cutting. The Arboretum is a passive park; activities such as biking, picnicking, sports, bathing, and games are not permitted. No pets are allowed. It would only take a couple of hours to walk all the trails here, but I encourage you to walk slowly and savor the quiet beauty, and unique experience of strolling among these informal plantings. When you enter the Manor House, there is usually an employee or volunteer sitting at a desk in the foyer to furnish additional information; a nearby stand holds park brochures. Public buildings and restrooms are handicapped accessible; the wide, level trails are friendly to the physically challenged and to strollers. You will be relatively safe from tick exposure if you stay on the trails. You can start your walk by heading around the back of the Manor House, towards the Connetquot River. Because of all the rain we’ve had recently, areas with nearby wetlands host many mosquitoes; remember to bring insect repellent. Behind the magnificent house, designed by Frederick Law Olmstead, there is an ocean of lawn, with some wood chairs, where islands of daffodils are now in bloom. Start your walk on the River Walk northward along the trail adjacent to the river. Along the trails, there are a number of interpretive kiosks featuring indigenous plants, animals, and historical data. Plaques identify many plants. You will pass the Carriage House to your left, and see Dowling College across the river, to your right. You’ll hear many and varied bird calls. Bear right onto the bridge towards Paradise Island, a native wood, and bog. You can walk the perimeter trail of the island, and enjoy the soft inner trails carpeted by moss. The last time I was there, it was a rainy spring day and there were few visitors. An osprey sitting atop a huge old pine tree in the bog greeted me with a chit-chitchit-chit warning, and flew away holding a fish in its talons. Upon crossing the bridge off of the island, bear right; you will see the railroad tracks and hear a hint of traffic noise to your right. Following a gravel-covered road, there is a meadow to the left that was used by the Cutting family as a cow pasture. South of the pasture, the cow barn has been converted for use by Cornell Cooperative Extension. Continue along this road into the Pinetum with its enormous trees and walk along a trail lined with holly trees. Continue south on a gravel covered trail passing dogwoods, magnolias, and lilacs. Pass the parking area, Manor House, and annex onto a paved road lined with cement gutters inset with small stones. Near where the gutter ends, a left turn into an opening into the woods leads to a wildflower garden trail that leads onto a rhododendron garden trail. Small bridges take you over brooks; trails follow alongside these brooks and around ponds. Everywhere there is the sound of water splashing. There are so many winding and interwoven trails here that it is hard not to occasionally walk in circles. If you continue heading east, a bridge will take you to Breezy Island, with its “hidden secrets.” The dahlia garden is located behind the cow barn, maintained by The Long Island Dahlia Society. There are currently approximately 500 plants and 400 varieties. Plan to visit again in September and October

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On Arbor Day (April 30), May Day, and next week, several great events are scheduled to celebrate the other natural resources of the Hamptons, beyond the bays and oceans. On Friday, kids 11-17 can plant tree saplings at the Rogers Memorial Library – and take them home! The Arbor Day Foundation supplied the Library with several red oak saplings, which should stay in their recycled pots for the first year. After a year, the trees can be transplanted. Plant a Tree. Friday, April 30, 4:15 -5:00 p.m. Rogers Mem. Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. For info: teens@myrml.org; or 631-283-0774. On Saturday is the opening of one of the most outrageous gardens on the East End, LongHouse Reserve, featuring acres of eye-popping plantings, ponds, pools, gardens and awe inspiring sculpture like

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the enormous bronze elephant standing on its trunk, Yoko Ono’s life size chess set, enormous Tibetan bells that kids ring with a giant mallet. The gardens and new art works will be on view in the fantastic (in every sense of the word) outdoor space. Longhouse Reserve Opening, Saturday, May 1, 2-5 p.m. $10 entry fee. 133 Hands Creek Road, East Hampton, Longhouse.org, 631-329-3568 Last Friday, LongHouse celebrated Arbor Day with a fifth grade class from Southampton Intermediate School who were guests of arborists from Ray Smith and Associates (see photo). The students learned about planting, pruning and specimen identification of trees like the Corkscrew Willow and Weeping Blue Atlas Cedar – immortalized by George Harrison in “Beware of Darkness”– they just grow and grow. Next weekend, on May 8, is the Peconic Family Fun Day, bringing together folks from the Peconic Estuary Program, Group for the East End, Peconic Land Trust, Cornell Cooperative Extension, Peconic Baykeeper and the Children’s Museum of the East End (CMEE). The free event is planned to entertain and educate families with children ages 5-10 about water management, agricultural sustainability, recycling, and environmental stewardship. This first Fun Day features games, a live touch tank, crab races, arts & crafts stations to make shell necklaces and fish prints, a seed planting station and taste testing. There’s also a Poster Contest. Children 10 and under can submit a drawing or painting that illustrates what the Peconic

Bay means to them. Entries due at CMEE by May 1. All artwork will be displayed at the event, and prizes will be awarded. Peconic Family Fun Day, Saturday, May 8, 10-noon, rain or shine. Free, reservations unnecessary. Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 B r i d g e / S a g Turnpike. For Poster Contest info: (631) 537-8250. In another effort toward reduce, reuse, and recycle, the “Everything but the Kitchen Sink Mega-Tag Sale” will be held at the Sag Harbor Elementary School on Saturday, May 8, from 10 am – 3 p.m. (In the field if it’s nice, in the gym if it rains.) Just in time for Mother’s Day, you’ll find all sorts of gifts and great stuff – from antiques to sports equipment to clothing to household goods – you name it. The yard sale is open to the community to come, get a great deal, and enjoy refreshments. Sag Harbor Elementary Mega-Tag Sale, Saturday, May 8 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Rain or shine. 68 Hampton Street (Route 114), Sag Harbor

Kid’s Calendar FRIDAY, APRIL 30 TOT ART – 10:30 a.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, East Union St., Sag Harbor 631-725-4193 goatonaboat.org KIDS KNEAD CHALLAH – Challah bread-making, 5:30 p.m. Chabad of Southampton, 214 Hill St. 287-2249 MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Youth program for grades 9 through 12. 7 to 9 p.m., located at 240 Edgemere Street, Mtk. 631-668-1124. montaukplayhouse.org SATURDAY, MAY 1 METHODS & MATERIALS – 9a.m. Children’s Art Workshop for ages 5-7. Workshops for kis 8 & up, 10:30a.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton, $5, 631324-0806 ext. 24, guildhall.org CHILDREN’S ART WORKSHOP – for ages 6-12, 10 a.m. to 11 a.m. $20. Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, E. Hampton. For info: 631-324-0603 goldeneagle.com MONTAUK PLAYHOUSE – Various sports/activities for all grade levels. 240 Edgemere Street, Montauk 631-6681124 montaukplayhouse.org MOVIE NIGHT AT THE ROSS SCHOOL – Pizza, popcorn and refreshments served. $25 per child. 18 Goodfriend

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Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774 myrml.org ART OF LIFE CLASSES – see May 4 THURSDAY, MAY 6 PLAY GROUP – 9:30a.m., Goat on a Boat , 4 East Union St., Sag Harbor, 631-725-4193, goatonaboat.org MATH MYSTERIES WITH MITCH – for children 8 and up, 2p.m. Hampton Library, 2478 Mtk Hwy, Bridgehampton. Register: 631-537-0015 hamptonlibrary.org RHYME TIME – 10a.m. for ages 1-3, Hampton Library, 2478 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, through Aril 29, 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org FRIDAY, MAY 7 TOT ART – see April 30 “PIXIE PLAY” 10:30 – 11:30a.m. for ages 1 1/2 to 4 1/2 years and their caregivers, Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224, quoguelibrary.org KEYBOARD FOR BEGINNERS – for first and second graders, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton through May 21, 631-907-5555 ross.org ONGOING CMEE – Children’s Museum of the East End. Interactive exhibits, arts and science-based programs, workshops, special events. Located at 376 Bridge/Sag Turnpike in Bridgehampton. Admission is $7 for non-members, members free 631-537-8250 . GOAT ON A BOAT – Puppet shows and programs for young children. Route 114 and East Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193 goatonaboat.org MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – Music/movement program for children ages 1-month to 5 and their caregivers. Taking place in the morning, Mon. and Tues. at the Dance Centre of the Hamptons, Westhampton Beach.

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Summer Is Coming, What’s Your Kid Gonna Do? It’s nine in the morning, and your child is saluting the American flag, getting ready for their first day of summer camp. On the agenda is swimming, tennis, kayaking and then lunch. After lunch your child will learn for the first time, swimming safety skills that will keep them strong and confident while swimming in the ocean. They’ll become one with nature, learning about all of the different species in the area and learning how to respect the waters and the land around them. He or she will be spending almost the entire day outdoors, with kids their own age, supervised by camp counselors and professionals, all under the Hamptons sun. Video games? No. Choosing the right summer camp is not an easy decision, but one thing is for certain, the fun, bonds and adventure that your kids will have while on summer camp is unmatched. In the Hamptons, what separates this area from others is the activities that it provides. On any given day at a summer camp in the Hamptons, your kids could be kayaking, sailing, surfing, wake boarding or fishing. The East End is known for being a place that is fun in the summer time for adults and one can make an arguement that it is just as fun for kids. So how do you choose? One thing that is impor-

tant to determine is the interest of your kid. He/she may have dreams of one day becoming a professional surfer, therefore a surfing camp is the way to go. Or perhaps you went to a camp out here yourself, and want your child to share in the same tradition. You will see in the next couple of pages in this guide excellent choices of first class summer camps on the East End. Just imagine the joy you’ll feel

hearing about your kid’s adventure learning how to surf at one of the beautiful beaches here on the East End. Or imagine how much fun you will have going to see your child perform in a staged performance at one of the theater camps here. But the real benefit, more than anything, is the friendships that your kids will make. Summer camp friendships last a lifetime, and thanks to e-mail, kids can stay in touch with frineds that they make at summer camp year round. On top of this, summer camps, more than anything, keep your child healthy and keeps them outdoors in the summer time. In this day in age, especially with kid’s passion for video games and the Internet, a summer can easily be wasted indoors, playing video games and surfing the web. With summer camp, this is impossible. The culture of summer camp is filled with activities that are stimulating and rewarding. Camps go to great lengths to ensure that kids have plenty to do, even on rainy days. So look through the ads here, and research what it’s like to have summer camp on the East End of Long Island, taking advantage of the gorgeous beaches, bays and facilities that this area has to offer. -David Lion Rattiner

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interactive excitement to your childs summer vacation. It gives children ages 3 to 14 the opportunity to explore the wonders of the marine environment through age-appropriate learning and activities. Summer Adventure Days camp program runs from early July to the end of August. The Aquarium also offers the opportunity to extend your day until 5 p.m. with its After Care program open to all ages. Each class is limited to 20 children, supervised by two to three adults. Call 631-208-9200 ext. 105 or atlantismarineworld.com. Flying Point Surf School If you are in the Hampton’s and want your kid to learn how to surf, stand up paddle, or kayak, then this may be for you. Shane Dyckman, a veteran surfer and an ocean lifeguard certified swimmer teaches a camp Monday through Fridays from 9 a.m. to noon with private lessons offered on weekends. The camp teaches kids water safety and ocean safety. Shane and all of his instructors are first aid/CPR certified. Located at 65 Main Street, Southampton. 516-885-6607. Flyingpointsurf.com. Nancy and Frederick DeMatteis Arts Education Several different performing arts camps for children

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By Tiffany Razzano Hamptonites looking to give their children the traditional day camp experience need to look no further than Hampton Country Day Camp in East Hampton. This relative newcomer to the East End - entering only its fourth summer season in the Hamptons promises local children just that: the quintessential summer experience. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re giving them a summer experience that is hopefully unmatched in the Hamptons,â&#x20AC;? said Dave Skolnik, camp director. After renting space at East Hampton Indoor Tennis for the last three years, this summer HCDC will have a place of its own to call home. The camp has built brand new, state-of-the-art facilities on tenand-a-half acres at the beautiful Buckskill Preserve. Catering to children as young as three and as old as those entering the fifth grade, the new facilities sections off space for each age group, so the size of playing fields, swimming pools and other areas are appropriate for each age bracket. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also an indoor

movie theater, rec center, art studio and theater. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It really allows us to offer different activities that are much more age appropriate,â&#x20AC;? said Skolnik. And, of course, the camp offers a bevy of activities â&#x20AC;&#x201C; theater, jewelry making, sports, painting, dancing and more. Basically, anything your child is interested in, the camp has to offer. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We offer anything you could possibly do under the sun,â&#x20AC;? Skolnik said. The locale is also the perfect size for the small camp. Hovering around 300 campers, Skolnik says the camp has no intention of growing with its new facilities. Instead, the property lends itself perfectly to the intimately sized camp. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We want to keep the camp small,â&#x20AC;? he said. This way each child has the opportunity to participate in every activity without worrying about overcrowding. HCDC will also retain its affiliation with East Hampton Indoor Tennis through its new teen program, Teen Hampton. The camp is geared towards 6th through 10th graders, and starts a little later in

the day, at 10:30 a.m., â&#x20AC;&#x153;so they can sleep in,â&#x20AC;? Skolnik said. The teens also have more selection, as they schedule their days around what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interested in doing. This customized schedule allows them to pursue interests as varied as videography, cooking and sports instruction. They are also given the opportunity for overnights on the campâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Buckskill site, as well as weekly trips. Aside from the new facility, what sets HCDC apart from other local day camps, Skolnik says, is the staff. Brought in from around the country, even the world, the staff is carefully selected and undergoes an extensive interview process. The camp size allows for a low camper to counselor ratio. And the camp employs top New York City teachers to fill leadership roles. Also, HCDC boasts a year-round, full-time staff of directors working to ensure the next seasonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s summer experience will be better than the last. (continued on page 45)

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Camp also welcomes a guest chef who makes fun and interesting things with the children. Every day is a theme day such as: backwards day, crazy hat day, scavenger hunt day and birthday day, to name a few. Off campus activities include tennis, bowling, golf and kayaking. Once a week, the older children take day trips. Destinations have included Colonial Day at Deep Hollow Ranch in Montauk, The Riverhead Aquarium and Boomers. There is a talent show at the end of the first session and the very popular camp carnival at the end of the season. Mid-summer we have Camp Olympics. Every Friday morning Rabbi Zimmerman and Cantor Stein lead the children in a lively, musical and story-telling Shabbat Service. Camp Karole accepts all kids regardless of their religious affiliation. A great summer camp of fun. 631329-6654. Jcoh.org. SPORTIME of the Hamptons This camp offers children, ages 3-16, an unforgettable summer camp experience. Certified teachers, coaches and early childhood specialists guide children through a daily curriculum of activities that includes basketball, tennis, volleyball, floor hockey, soccer, softball, arts and crafts, swimming and inline skating. Children attend morning instructional classes and participate in afternoon games and tournaments. For the serious young tennis player, SPORTIME is proud to offer the Excel Tennis Camp. Expert tennis instructors challenge campers to improve their strokes, strategy and match play. Campers also take part in daily fitness training, strategy sessions and video analysis. The camps here have something for everyone. 1-888NY-TENNIS, sportimeny.com NOGA Soccer Since the early 1970’s NOGA Soccer has remained Long Island’s number one choice for a summer soccer experience. NOGA offers a unique opportunity for young players to develop their skills in a challenging and fun environment. Camps stretch from East Moriches to Montauk. These outstanding programs are open to boys and girls aged 4-16 years. Each player receives top level coaching plus a FREE adidas soccer ball and NOGA camp shirt. 516-489 3900 for more information. ACT Out East ACT Out East, All Children’s Theatre, is the East End’s premier performing arts education program for young people. It is a unique class-based program which culminates in a performance experience. ACT Out East ‘s classes and performances are held at the historic Vail-Leavitt Music Hall in downtown Riverhead, easily accessible by both the North and South Forks. In the summer, ACT Out East offers intensive weeks that focus on different theatrical skill sets. Each intensive runs all day Monday - Friday and

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culminates in a showcase on the last afternoon. ACT Out East’s summer programs are designed to meet every age group’s needs. So if your teen wants to learn to audition like a pro, or your pre-schooler wants to turn his imagination into theatre magic, they can. 631348-2142. Actouteast.com. Peconic Dunes 4-H Camp Peconic Dunes 4-H Camp is a co-ed, sleep away camp for children ages 8-16. Programs include sailing, videography/ photography, weekend trips, rookie camp, counselor-in-training, and more. The basic overnight program includes sports, outdoor skills, expressive arts, canoeing and kayaking, archery, campfires and cookouts. Located on the beautiful North Fork of Long Island, Peconic Dunes is the perfect setting for learning about the island’s bountiful natural resources while enjoying the great outdoors. 631-852-8629.

East Hampton Sports Camp East Hampton Sports Camp offers kids an exciting program of sports and games in a non-competitive and supportive environment. Your child will learn the importance of cooperation and teamwork as they participate in a variety of activities including baseball, soccer, basketball, kickball, dodgeball, capture the flag and more. On rainy days, the action moves indoors for bowling, arts and crafts, and games in the gym. At East Hampton Sports Camp, the emphasis is on fun. 631-267-2267. Easthamptonsportscamp.com. Summer Gymnastics Camp At the SYS in Southampton, kids can enjoy fully equipped gymnastics equipment with bars, beams, floor exercise, vaults, Olympic trampolines, outdoor activities and more. Expert coaches for children interested or currently practicing gymnastics. 631-3773545.

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Drawing on the experience of its parent company, The TLC Family of Camps, which has over 30 years of experience running day camps and sleep away camps in the northeast, including the esteemed Timber Lake Camp, HCDC is extremely camper driven. At its core is a values program, called Starfish. Building on the values they’re already learning at home, this program instills campers with different core values, such as sportsmanship, respect and tolerance. Over the course of the summer, this program helps campers to build their self esteem and learn how to make and retain friendships. “We want [campers] to finish the summer with self confidence and skills they never thought they had,” Skolnik said. For more information about Hampton Country Day Camp, go to hamptoncountrydaycamp.com or call 516-953-5171.

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S’mores is one of the most popular desserts enjoyed around the campfire and at cookouts. Now you can enjoy the flavor of this delectable dessert without the fuss of toasting marshmallows over an open flame. S’mores history dates back to the early 20th century. While the actual recipe origin is unknown — considering most camping recipes were passed down from generation to generation — the first printed recipe for s’mores appeared in 1927 in the Girl Scout Handbook. S’mores were popular campside treats because of the portability of ingredients. It was easy to pack a bag of marshmallows, a box of graham crackers and a few bars of chocolate. The combination of sticky marshmallow, smooth, rich chocolate and crunchy graham crackers provides a perfect melding of flavors. However, s’mores weren’t the first pairing of these ingredients. Mallomar cookies and Moonpies also featured these ideal components.

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Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

Mesclun: A Fresh and Tender Taste of Spring Some 25 or more years ago I was fortunate to be the guest of friends in St. Tropez, in the South of France. It seemed everywhere we went, whether for lunch or dinner we were served mesclun salad. The primary characteristic of mesclun is that it includes a diverse mixture of greens. When the greens are young and fresh they are extremely tender and flavorful. They could include baby spinach, endive, radicchio, mache, arugula and dandelion leaves. Some mixes also integrate edible flowers such as spicy nasturtium leaves and delicate rose petals. Select the mix at your local farmers market and farm stand for just-picked freshness. The word mesclun comes from the Nicoise word mecla, which means “to mix.” At times there was a poached egg on top—ooh la la—the poached egg, when cut into the salad the richness of the yolk oozed out through the mustardy vinaigrette. The idea was also ahead of its time as today I often come across recipes with poached eggs crowning creative vegetable combinations and pastas, as well as salads. Then I returned to the states and to my cooking school in New Jersey. In the United States mesclun didn’t exist at the time. Not one to lose sight of this glorious salad I put on my thinking cap and developed a recipe using a mix of arugula, chicory,

1 medium head chicory 1 bunch arugula 1 bunch watercress 1/2 pound endive 1 1/4 pounds salt pork, rind removed One-day-old French bread, cut into croutons and toasted until golden brown Poached eggs, optional For the vinaigrette 3 large cloves garlic, finely chopped Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 3 to 4 teaspoons grainy Dijon mustard 4 tablespoons quality red wine vinegar Enough extra-virgin olive oil combined wit rendered salt pork fat to equal 1/4 cup

endive and watercress. The recipe appeared in my cook book, Cooking at Cooktique, Doubleday, published in1985. SALADE MESCLUN Serve 12 as salad course or 6 to 8 for lunch or supper course. This salad combines your own mix of fresh greens as I had it in the South of France.

Wash chicory, arugula and watercress, individually in a salad spinner and spin dry. Trim and rinse endive, pat dry with paper towel and slice in one-half-inch rounds. Slice, stack and cut salt pork into 1/2-inch dice. Saute over low heat until all fat is rendered. With slotted spoon remove crisped salt pork pieces and drain on paper towel. Strain rendered fat and reserve salt pork and fat for the salad. Place finely chopped garlic in a mixing bowl, add salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar and stir to mix. Gradually whisk in oil and rendered fat into the bowl until mixture is homogenous. Taste to adjust seasoning. Vinaigrette should have a garlicky and mustardy flavor. Just before serving combine greens, crisped salt pork and croutons in a large salad bowl. Pour over dressing and toss with abandon to mix well. Divide salad in serving plates and top each with a poached egg if using. Adapted from Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking at Cooktique, Doubleday, 1985. MESCLUN SALAD WITH SESAME VINAIGRETTE AND MACADAMIA NUTS Serves 4

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Wash and spin-dry salad greens then roll and wrap in a length of paper towel to absorb excess moisture. If mesclun is refrigerated, bring to room temperature and place in a large bowl. 2. In a small mixing bowl stir vinaigrette ingredients and salt and pepper to taste. 3. When ready to serve add 1/4 cup chopped macadamia nuts to the greens then gradually toss with enough dressing to taste. Divide salad on 4 plates and surround the greens with a sprinkle of remaining macadamia nuts. Serve at once. Note: Sesame vinaigrette dressing is adapted from Elizabeth Andoh’s An American Taste of Japan, Morrow, 1985.

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Above, the Market; Right, Russ Moran with happy diner at the touch tank the taste of the three fish, which had a chewy outer layer and moist center. A tasting platter of smoked fish is served with crackers and a lovely mustard rouille. News flash number three: a liquor license. Diners can now enjoy wine and a great selection of bottled beer. Beer on tap will follow shortly. Finally, as the season progresses, Moran plans to expand the market to include a full selection of produce to buy along with fresh fish at incredibly reasonable prices, plus desserts by Junda’s. On to the menu. First, the prices are quite delicious. A tuna or swordfish platter (served with two sides) is $17.00. $17.00! And that’s almost the priciest thing on the menu. But the numbers become more outrageous when you consider the quality. The tuna, yellowfin, had a delicate texture, grilled to perfection with lovely hatch marks. Also available grilled was salmon, flounder, catfish, scallops and shrimp – a selection that will undoubtedly change with the fishing season.

Fried platters range from clam strip or tilapia for $11, to crab cakes at $17. Most are in the $11-14 range. The ravenous young diner in our party ordered the adult fish and chips entrée: a basket of countless moist, succulent cod “fingers” with cole slaw and fries, for 10 bucks. Other baskets include clam strips, scallops, clam bellies and whole oysters – all $12 and under. Addition menu items include raw bar, shrimp and oysters, lobster bisque and clam chowders, sandwiches (from burgers to fish tacos to a $15 lobster roll); and those incredible steamers, 1-1/2 lb bucket for $14, plus mussels, shrimp and medly. I had the steamed 1-1/2 pound lobster, served with potato salad and corn (in season). Can’t go wrong there. Delicious. The red bliss potato salad had a nice zing thanks to, I’d bet, unassuming white vinegar. Brewsters reminded me of a friend’s description of the best Italian food served on the coasts of that great country: “Fresh food, simply prepared.” The Saturday we were there, the place filled up quickly by 6 p.m. Diners were abuzz over the reopening in the spanking clean place. Brewsters does full scale catering, like lobster bakes and steamed shellfish – all cooked and packed to stay hot in styrofoam containers for up to two hours. Brewsters Seafood Market/ Eat-In and Take-Out; 252 Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays, 631-728-3474; Open Mon-Fri. 11 a.m.- 9 p.m. Sat. & Sun. 10 a.m. – 9 p.m. brewstersseafoodmarket.com

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Arts & Entertainment Opera from the Underworld Tests John Drew’s Mettle By Susan M. Galardi Last year, the media were invited to experience the incredible renovation of the John Drew Theater in Guild Hall. As part of the tour, a clip from The Hulk was screened to show off the theater’s highest-end audio/video systems on the enormous Stewart screen. The rich, full sound reverberated to your very bones – it really seemed like the Hulk was going to jump right into my lap. Yuck. But that theater, for film, is extraordinary with its Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound capability, Lightning 14,000 lumen high def projector and Blu Ray player for high def playback of video. I’ve been longing to experience an entire movie at the John Drew. Now, I believe my wait (and procrastination) will have been worth it, because my first experience of the theater for a film event will be the ultimate test of its strength: a live simulcast from the Met this Saturday. How else to test the mettle of a sound and projection system but with the biggest, most complex voices in the world, in a visually spectacular production? Guild Hall is the exclusive presenter on the East End of the Live From the Metropolitan Opera series, and I’d venture to say it has to be the best. The live opera broadcast scheduled for Saturday, May 1, starting at 1 p.m., is Rossini’s Armida, with superstar Renee Fleming in the title role. It calls for a coloratura soprano in the title role and six tenors

Armida’s Ballet Scene, Act II in leading roles. If that doesn’t test the woofers and tweeters I don’t know what will. The three-act work, composed in 1817, is the operatic answer to Avatar, Harry Potter and the Thriller music video. Armida features mythical creatures from the underworld, a conniving sorceress and medieval battles. There are knights in red gowns with shiny gold breastplates. Crusader leaders in monk robes. Horned, serpentine devils with coiling tails from the underworld. Exotic Middle Eastern women—you gotta love the Met for pulling out all the stops. The story is based on a Renaissance epic, follow-

ing a sorceress who tries to weaken an army of Crusaders. She falls in love with their leader, and according to the New York Times, takes him “to a hellish forest, which she transforms into a pleasure palace.” This version parts with the traditional by humanizing two forces: Love (a Cupid-like character), and Revenge (an Arabian Hulk of sorts). There’s a ballet segment in Act II choreographed by Graciela Daniele (Once on this Island, Pal Joey revival) in her Met debut. Armida, directed by Mary Zimmerman and conducted by Riccardo Frizza, was produced at the Met for the very first time just a few weeks ago, to largely positive reviews. Renee Fleming got kudos for her perfect technical rendering of the title role, with its long lyrical passages and dazzling coloratura. Lead tenor Lawrence Brownlee got raves. Opera haters have no idea how extraordinary Met productions can be. But if the John Drew is what I think it is, those who go to this simulcast will have a damn good idea. The Metropolitan Opera Live in HD: Armida by Gioachino Rossini. Saturday, May 1, 1 p.m. Expected running time: 4 hours, 19 minutes. 2 intermissions. Cast: Renée Fleming, Lawrence Brownlee, Bruce Ford, José Manuel Zapata, Barry Banks, Kobie van Rensburg. $22/$20 Members; $15 Students; $12 Student group rate. John Drew Theater, Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton, GuildHall.org

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Arts & Entertainment

A Great Line Up of Good Films

Above, Mid August Lunch at WHBPAC. Below, The Triplets of Belleville at The Parrish When it comes to fine films, East End audiences have a bevy of fun and interesting options in May. The Westhampton Beach Performing Art Center’s Finest in World Cinema series will present Mid August Lunch on May 1 and 2. Gianni is a middle-aged man living in Rome with his imposing and demanding elderly mother. His only outlet from her and the increasing debt into which they are sinking, are his frequent sessions at the local tavern. Opportunity knocks on Gianni’s door in a most unexpected way. On May 14 & 15 WHBPAC will screen The Art of the Steal. This popular documentary chronicles the long and dramatic struggle for control, and uprooting, of the Barnes Foundation, a private collection of modern and post-impressionist art valued at more than $25 billion. The Parrish Art Museum’s New Global Cinema series kicked off last week with the first featurelength animated film made, Lotte Reiniger’s The Adventures of Prince Achmed from 1926. The remain-

ing three films in the series bring the program into the 21st century. Winner of dozens of awards, Waltz with Bashir will be shown today at 7:30p.m. This is an Israeli film directed by Ari Folman in 2008. It blends animation and documentary in a meditation on the 1982 IsraelLebanon War. Also set in the Middle East, Persepolis, is a 2007 French film, directed by Vincent Paronnaud and Marjane Satrapi. Based on Satrapi’s graphic novels, Persepolis views the turbulent events of the 1979 Iranian Revolution. See it Friday, May 7 at 7:30p.m. The last film in this series at the Parrish is an innovative animated feature, The Triplets of Belleville. Directed by Sylvan Chomet, this 2003 film follows Champion, a lonely boy trained by his grandmother to compete in bicycle races. Hilarity and frog eating ensue. This film is sure to provide fun for all ages on Friday, May 14 at 7:30p.m. See our Movies Listings for details.

Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Levon Helm Takes a Load Off at PAC

That folksy, slightly nasal voice with a subtle southern accent that all young hippies tried to imitate as they strummed their guitars and tapped their toes, singing that join-in refrain, “Take a load off Fanny, Take a load for free…” is back. Rock & Roll Hall of Famer/singer/songwriter/drummer Levon Helm, the front man for The Band (Bob Dylan’s original back up group), remembered for those easy-tolisten-to vocals on “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down,” is once again on tour. Just a few gigs into it, Helm and his band will appear at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center Friday, April 30, at 8:00 p.m. Following a battle with throat cancer, Helm is back in good voice – as revealed on his solo debut CD, Dirt Farmer (2007), and his Midnight Ramble concerts – free-for-all gigs he stages at his home near Woodstock, N.Y. Dirt Farmer earned both the 2008 & 2009 Grammy for Best Traditional Folk Album. His 2009 follow-up, Electric Dirt, won the first ever Grammy Award for Best Americana Album, an inaugural category that year. –Susan Galardi Levon Helm and Band, Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Street Westhampton Beach. Friday, April 30, 8:00 pm. Tickets $145, $120, $95. Box office: 631-288-1500, or whbpac.org

Members Show at Guild Hall

Each year, the Members Show at close-ups pack a punch. Guild Hall gets better; each year, it Bill Kiriazis’ “Letter From Home” is also gets harder to write about. Can also a detached segment of a whole you imagine what it’s like to be a entity (a series dealing with the judge? artist’s familial roots); the photograph Like judges, art critics have a diffiof a young boy, then, must be seen in a cult time determining criteria when wider, historical context. deciding what works should be given Christa Maiwald’s “Musical Chairs: special attention. This particular critEconomic Crisis in ‘G’ Minor” is part Eunice Golden, Stasis #2 ic often goes with “meaning” or theme of a series as well, although the viewas an essential determinant. Even so, er does not know this. The embroidered the message should be crucial to the piece and to the image on a chair features Alan Greenspan: the idea is interest that’s generated. that people responsible for our financial mess change If last week’s “Art Commentary” concerned the balrapidly and are hard to catch (like playing musical ance/imbalance found in the exhibit at Pamela chairs). The fragmentation exists because we do not Williams Gallery, the current Guild Hall show sugsee this particular work alongside other chairs in the gests fragmentation vs. wholeness – at least to this series. critic. Simply put, the most interesting works convey a Literal fragmentation presents itself in Darius thematic fragmentation (and sometimes, a stylistic Yektai’s “Feather Vase,” where ceramic pieces are one). attached to a vase attempting, perhaps, to complete it. Consider Eunice Golden’s “Stasis #2,” named Best We can’t help but recall Julian Schnabel’s large canAbstract. While the style does not overtly resemble vases featuring broken ceramic chips. No matter. Golden’s previous pieces where literal fragmentation Yektai has a mysterious penchant for images that are of images predominates, there’s hint, nonetheless, that often incomplete or in shadows. this configuration is merely part of a whole entity. It Phillippe Cheng’s untitled photograph conveys two even evokes a sexual connotation consistent with somewhat parallel lines that extend beyond the picGolden’s past works from her feminist period: Golden’s ture plane. Here is eternity itself and a miniscule, lit-

eral fragment of it. Figurative fragmentation occurs in Dan Welden’s “Holly’s Emergence” when we consider that his boat image here is seen in some of his larger canvases. Thus, size alters the scope and meaning of the artist’s work. There are, however, two arresting works where similar fragmentary images complete the “whole” in dramatic ways. Consider Jana Hayden’s “Shell Game” (with its grid of sea shells) and Christina Stow’s “Lunar Landscape” (with its row of egg shells). However, the most dramatic work is Monica Banks’ “Punctuation,” named Best Sculpture. While the tiny human bodies are complete as they lie on top of one another, there is still a sense that there’s a “bigger, larger picture” some place. The image also evokes the way we imagine bodies stacked up at the Jewish Cemetery in Prague. It’s a chilling sight to picture; apologies to the artist if this is not her intended meaning. Whatever theme or meaning that viewers glean from the show, however, its organization and presentation are outstanding. –Marion Wolberg Weiss The Members Exhibition will be on view at East Hampton’s Guild Hall through June 5, 2010. Call 631324-0806 for information.

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Arts & Entertainment

Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS THE RETREAT JURIED ART SHOW– Opening Reception, 5/1, from 6 to 8 p.m., at the Richard J. Demato Fine Arts Gallery. 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Call 631329-4398. LONGHOUSE RESERVE SEASON OPENING – 5/1 – 2 to 5 p.m. Featuring new works by James DeMartis, Bryan Hunt, Mel Kendrick, George Rickey and Ryo Toyonaga. 133 Hands Creek Road, East Hampton. 203-228-5059. OPENING RECEPTION – 5/1 – Oil paintings by Suzanne Boser at Pierre’s. 3 to 6 p.m. at Pierre’s Restaurant, 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 212-6658440. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA PAINTING GALLERY & FINE ANTIQUES – 36 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Daily 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 631-283-1878. ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 28E Job’s La., Southampton. Open daily 10 a.m.-6 p.m. or by appointment. 631-204-0383. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – Open by appointment. elainebensongallery@gmail.com. 917-509-1379. BERNARD GOLDBERG FINE ARTS, LLC – 4 Newtown La., East Hampton. BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors and sculptures. Open Sat. and Sun. 1-4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-9509. BIRNHAM WOOD GALLERIES – Open daily 10:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-6010. Birnhamwoodart.com. BOLTAX GALLERY –Fri.-Mon. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 21 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-3773355. info@bravurastyle.com CANIO’S GALLERY–290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Showing a variety of local artists. 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631-2988610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY - Original Fine Art Local

Regional & International Artists. Thursday-Monday 105:30pm, 2 Main Street, Southampton (631)-287-1883, chrysalis@hamptons.com. New Arrivals Join us for some Holiday Cheer Saturdays & Sundays 1-5 p.m. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Thurs. thru Sun. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631267-3627. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of Education at the Museum of Modern Art. Early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours. Paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. Deshukriversgallery.com. GALERIE BELAGE –8 Moniebogue La., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS –Southampton Cultural Center, Pond La. Weekdays 12-4 p.m., Weekends 12-6 p.m. 631-283-6419. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. Michaelperez-artist.com. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM –Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sun. 1 to 5 p.m. Job Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118. POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE & STUDY CENTER – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631324-4929. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – Sat. 12 - 6 p.m. Sun. 1 – 5 p.m. and by appointment. 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. lorangerie@optonline.net. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY - Open daily 12 noon to 6 pm, 2nd Floor Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Jamesportmanorinn.com. 631-7220500.

RATIO GALLERY-MIHstudio – 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. RICAHRD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Fri.-Mon. 12:30 to 6 p.m. 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY – New works created “in-situ” (on-site) by resident atelier artists, potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. Thurs – Sun. 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 631-2919061. SYLVESTER & CO. – “Best of 2009” art show that will continue until March 3, 2010. Viewing is open to the public. The art featured is by many local, international and NCY artists including Eric Buechel, Perry Burns, Elizabeth Dow, David Geiser, James Kennedy, Doug Kuntz, Dennis Lawrence, Jim Napierala, Matthew Satz, Lynda Sylvester, Bijou LeTord and Gavin Zeigler. 154 Main St., Amagansett. Tim@sylvesterathome.com. 631267-9777. TERRENCE JOYCE GALLERY – 114 Main St., Greenport. 631-477-0700. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY –Artists by Daniel Jones, Burt Glinn, Karine Laval, Christine Matthai, Susan Pear Meisel, Blair Seagram. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. Thurs.-Mon. 12:30-7 p.m. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Fine art and frame shop. Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200. VERED GALLERY – 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

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UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) The Back-Up Plan (PG-13) – Fri, 12:30, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10 Sat, Sun 12:30, 4:10, 7:10, 10:10 Mon-Thur, 4:10, 7:10 How To Train Your Dragon (PG) – Fri, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 Sat, Sun 12:50, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 Mon-Thur, 4:30, 7:20 Kick Ass (R) – Fri, 4:20, 7:40, 10:20 Sat, Sun 12:40, 4:20, 7:40, 10:20 Mon-Thur, 4:20, 7:40 Clash Of The Titans (PG13) – Fri, 4, 7, 10 Sat, Sun 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon-Thur, 4, 7 Furry Vengeance (PG) – Fri, 4:40, 7:30, 9:50 Sat, Sun 12:20, 4:40, 7:30, 9:50 Mon-Thur, 4:40, 7:30

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

Photo by Lenn Thompson

I spent last weekend in Northern Virginia wine country attending — and speaking at — the Drink Local Wine 2010 conference presented by the Virginia Wine Board and organized by the folks behind DrinkLocalWine.com. It was a whirlwind of traffic (I drove down), wine, writers and ideas. I don’t have enough space in this column to share all of my thoughts, but I’ll hit the high notes for you. Before the conference even started, a few writers and bloggers got together, bringing a variety of regional wines to share and enjoy together. We tasted wines from Hawaii, Maryland, Utah, Missouri, Colorado, Texas, Virginia and, of course, New York. As the provider of the New York bottles, I’m proud to report that the Lenz 2001 Merlot was deemed the red of the night by the group, which Channing Daughters Winery’s 2008 Ramato blowing the minds of many, and Billsboro Winery 2008

Drink Local Wine Riesling (from the Finger Lakes)and Roanoke Vineyards 2007 Cabernet Franc also turning heads. The highlight for me was a Windham Winery 2004 Cabernet Franc, which showed loads of varietal character — surprisingly rare in VA cab franc it seems — and great balance. I visited three wineries and tasted wines from another dozen or so wineries and would generally describe the style of Virginia wines — especially the reds — as somewhere between Long Island and the west coast. A longer, warmer growing season brings added ripeness to the wines, but not to California levels. And only moderate temperature changes between day and night means that many Virginia wines lack the natural acidity that New York wines provide. The standout wines of the weekend were: Breaux Vineyards 2002 Merlot Reserve, Michael Shaps 2007 Meritage, Michael Shaps 2008

Viognier, Veritas 2007 Reserve Cabernet Franc and Veritas 2008 Sauvignon Blanc. It’s interesting to taste with and talk to those in the wine industry in Virginia, particularly because it seems as though they are still trying to hone in on what grapes they think they can excel with, both locally and in the larger wine market. But one thing is clear — few are trying to push grapes that are already done extensively in the U.S. like Long Island’s signature red, merlot. Instead, the future of white wines is focused more on Viognier, Albarino and the little-known Petit Manseng rather than chardonnay or riesling. On the red side, it seems as though Norton (a native grape) and especially Petit Verdot are the up-and-comers, with cabernet franc right there too. To a person, everyone I talked to said that cabernet sauvignon shouldn’t be grown in Virginia because of the high humidity. They don’t have the cool ocean breezes we have here. Regardless of grape choices or anything else, the future of Virginia wine is bright. Those in the industry are intensely passionate and seem to be doing things the right way — except for those buying bulk juice from California and trying to pass it off as “local wine.” I have no time or respect for that, anywhere.

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musicians, learn tips on vocal performance and learn how to compose a set list. Musical experience not required. 631298-7642. SATURDAY, MAY 1 HORSE RESCUE - North Shore Horse Rescue barn sale and open house, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Baiting Hollow. Rain date Sunday, May 2. Music, pony rides and bargains. Proceeds benefit rescue program. 631-334-8258. SPA SCIENCE AT THE LONG ISLAND SCIENCE CENTER - 3-5 p.m. at Long Island Science Center, Riverhead. For Mom, Dad, caregiver and kids. Create your own soap, bath fizz and lip balm. Complimentary snacks and punch. Parent-child package $22; additional sibling/friend $18. Register: 631-208-8000. ELIH AUXILIARY PLANT SALE - 9-11 a.m. at The Opportunity Shop, Greenport or Latham’s Farm Stand, East Marion. Hearty flowering annuals, flats of geraniums or regular impatiens, hanging baskets and more. 631-4772047. ALIENS DISCUSSION - Are We Alone in the Universe? 8 p.m. at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. Discussion with Dr. Urszula Golebiewska. Suggested donation $13; members $10; full-time students $5. Refreshments and observing (weather permitting) follow. 631-765-2626. SUNDAY, MAY 2 THE NORTH FORK ANIMAL WELFARE LEAGUE OPEN HOUSE- Noon-3 p.m. at North Fork Animal Welfare League’s new shelter facility, Peconic, in celebration of Be Kind to Animals Week. Shelter tours, light refreshments. All welcome. Donations of peanut butter, canned cat food, blankets, liquid laundry soap, sheets, dishwasher soap, towels, dog biscuits and more appreciated. LIVE MUSIC - The No Doubt World Famous Monday Night Band, 2 p.m. in the Howard Hovey Auditorium at Pulaski Street School, Riverhead. 2010 Scholarship Winners Concert features Louis Lafata on clarinet, Angelina Modica on flute, Sara Rice on bassoon, performing works by Henry Fillmore, Percy Grainger, Flank Loesser, John Philip Sousa and more. Musical director John Eyre. Free. Donations gratefully accepted. 631-727-6538.

ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-765-2981. WEIGHT LOSS - The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture and discussion session for people battling weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has himself upheld a 200-pound weight loss. Space is limited. For more info., contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY - The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be performed by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach who has himself maintained a 200-pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to gain insight on how to cook and eat healthier. Dr. Russ will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy food for the whole week when you’re pressed for time. He will also be discussing the health benefits of including whole grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations are required. There is a small materials fee. Call 888-446-7764 right away to reserve your spot! REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631-477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION - Buddhist meditations, 7 p.m. on Monday evenings at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. For more info., call 631-949-1377.

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Letters STONY BROOK Dear Dan, Stony Brook President Stanley has connections with certain chemical corporations and has said that he believes universities could benefit from collaborating with these sorts of businesses, through leasing agreements for scientific research. Newsday reported that the State University of New York just unveiled a strategic plan that calls for boosting scientific research. The SUNY Chancellor told the press that if the legislature grants SUNY permission to negotiate contracts and make deals with companies, the Southampton campus could become a research center or a small business incubator. Stanley’s background is in exactly that sort of thing. Read between the lines to know what will be done with the Southampton campus. The sudden decision to kill this unique school in its infancy is unbelievable considering that Stony Brook is about to open another satellite campus, in South Korea of all places, while it shuts down Southampton.

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It is a travesty that this environmental sustains Abilities College, with its focus on conservation, could be leased out and become chemical research labs and facilities. The only thing worse would be if animal testing came with it. A. Linton Via e-mail Stony Brook’s involvement out east seems to end now at Brookhaven. -DR THANKS Dear Dan, Thank you for the excellent article of April 16, reporting on Stony Brook’s outrageous decision to shut down the residential college at the very special Southampton campus. You asked what would happen to the buildings. Stanley said that Southampton is part of Stony Brook and that Stony Brook’s mission is scientific research, inferring that Southampton will function in keeping with that mission. Comments made by this president and the SUNY chancellor have indicated that the campus will be used for scientific research facilities, in col-

Police Blotter Uh Oh You know when you’re at work and you’re thinking about visiting a website you shouldn’t be visiting, other than sitting in your closet with the door locked? Well, when somebody does that, they get in trouble, especially when it is a Sag Harbor Village code enforcement officer who was fired last week for doing just that. The part time officer will now have plenty of time to visit websites. The Fast and the Ridiculous There were two arrests and three people put in the hospital after a street race between an 18 year old man and a 20 year old man went wrong. The two men faced off, one in a 1999 Hyundai Accent, and the other in a 1996 Nissan Altima. The street race took place in Hampton Bays. One of the injuries in an accident was a 17-year-old woman. She was airlifted to the hospital with undisclosed injuries. Just awful, absolutely awful. And to top everything, all this took place in two of the lamest cars money can buy. Dead Deer A dead deer head was discovered in East Hampton. No, it wasn’t the East Hampton mafia sending some kind of a message to a Bonacker, the deer head was found on the side of the road. Shelter Island Nothing happened. Shelter Island Well, there are still a few roads closed due to flooding from the storm a few weeks ago and that has made some islanders frustrated and worried about when the water will subside, but other than that, nothing much.

Montauk An argument broke out at a restaurant in Montauk, surprisingly, not over fishing or surfing, but over a woman. The argument was resolved however and police didn’t have to be called, when the two men negotiated and were able to solve it over one lending his fishing boat for the weekend to the other. Keyed A Car A 22-year-old woman in Hampton Bays was charged with fourth degree criminal mischief after she was caught keying a car. House Fire The Montauk Fire Department put out a house fire that was so strong the flames were burning throughout the entire building. The fire was determined to be caused by a wood-burning stove that caused a fire that spread throughout the entire house. There were no injuries in the blaze and the Montauk Fire Department were able to quickly determine the cause of the fire. Stolen iPhones Here’s a good reason why you shouldn’t buy your kids iPhones, they get stolen. At East Hampton High School, several iPhones were reported stolen from lockers by school officials all valued between $300 and $550 dollars. Air Out Of Tires A man in East Hampton reported to police that somebody let all of the air out of his tires while his car was parked. The tires, although flat, did not receive any damage and just needed to be inflated. Kind of just an all around mean thing to do to somebody if you think about it. By David Lion Rattiner

laboration with private corporations, through leasing agreements (which could probably be profitable deals for Stony Brook). If you look at Stanley’s background heading this kind of thing up in his previous position as vice chancellor of research at a university in Missouri, and follow his connections with corporations like Monsanto and Pfizer chemical companies, you can get an idea of what he has in mind for the property (stlcommercemagazine.com/archives/may2009/was hu.html). If you do an Internet search on those kinds of companies, you will get an idea of what may be in store for the community. It is very interesting that the effectual closure of this very special campus is being blamed on state budget cuts, yet the press reports that, in his meeting with Assemblyman Thiele, Stanley said he would not reverse the decision even if the state gave the funds to keep the campus alive. After such a major investment, if a lack of funding were the cause for the closure, why would the receipt of new funding not be cause to reconsider such a drastic action? If the plan is to lease parts of the property to private companies like Monstanto and Pfizer for chemical research facilities, he must have figured he can’t have environmentally conscious college student activists living alongside them - he wouldn’t have a moment’s peace. Thank you for your support. Julie Semente (A very proud SB-Southampton parent) Via e-mail Maybe it’ll be a center for animal diseases. -DR

AN OPEN LETTER Dear Dan, Dear Supporters of Stony Brook Southampton, On behalf of all the Stony Brook Southampton students, we would like to thank those who donated money to Save the College at Southampton, Inc. Because of your generosity, we were able to raise $10,000 that was then matched by an anonymous donor. This contribution will be used to offset the expenses needed to pursue legal action against those who chose to close our campus. It was heartening to see how quickly funds were found over the course of only a day and this has given the students the optimism and motivation to continue our fight to save our campus. Can we hope for more? Stony Brook Southampton is unique, unlike any other institution. Our studies here provide the knowledge to find solutions to a wealth of important environmental issues. The East End offers an excellent location for students to gain the hands-on experience they will take with them in their careers. Students here contribute volunteer hours to many nonprofit environmental organizations that rely on their help. Long Island needs students at Stony Brook Southampton to continue this good work. Together we will fight to retain our beautiful campus. We ask that you, the community, continue to stand beside us. Join our cause on our Facebook fan page: Save Stony Brook University-Southampton Campus. To make a donation send to: Joan Tutt, 172 Middle Line Highway Southampton, New York 11968. For more information contact: Brooks R. Surgan Media Rep. for Save the College at Southampton, Inc. Email: brooks.surgan@savethecollege.org Saving the environment is, oh, nevermind. -DR

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(OME 3ERVICES Cleaning

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Computers/Internet

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(OME 3ERVICES Electrical Contractors

Fences/Railings

Flooring

M.R.C.

N EW WORK â&#x20AC;˘ CUSTOM LIGHTING 24-HOUR E MERGENCY SERVICE SERVING THE EAST E ND FOR OVER 20 YEARS LIC. OWNER OPERATED I NS.

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631 287-2768

Ins.

BUILDERS OF CUSTOM DRIVEWAY GATE SYSTEMS ARBORS â&#x20AC;˘ SCREENING TREES PERGOLAS â&#x20AC;˘ POOL â&#x20AC;˘ STONE

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Expert i n L ighting

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INS.

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631-668-1600

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To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES

1194085

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1193772

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Residential & Commercial Construction

Free Estimates

631.821.5930

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880-8722 C E L L MIREK ROSLIK

(631)

INSURED

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(OME 3ERVICES Kitchen/Baths

Landscape/Garden

Beach

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Bathrooms LLC. • New Bathrooms • Repairs/Leaks • Ceramic/Marble Granite • Basement Bathrooms

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IRRIGATION

• Driveways • Cleanups • Weekly Lawn Care • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence

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Lic. Ins.

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LANDSCAPING

631-830-1276

Insured

E LITE LANDSCAPING

504.9274

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631-723-3190

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Marine Services

Tide Water Dock Building

Company Inc. • Gabions • Floating Docks Built & Installed • Docks Built-House Piling • Retaining Walls • Excavation & Drainage Work Contact Kenny

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Complete Waterfront Contracting Floating Crane Service 1193690

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(OME 3ERVICES Masonry/Stone/Tile

Shore Line

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FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

All phases of bulkheading, piers, floating docks...

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Lic.

Ins.

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Fully Licensed and Insured

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Classified Dept open 5 days! M-F 8:30am-6pm 631-537-4900

• Mold/Fungi Investigating And Consulting • Air Sampling For Testing And Analyzing of Fungi And Other Airborne Pollutants • Mold/Fungi Remediation

Mold Inspection

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Insured

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631

821-5619

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Fully Lic. Ins. & Bonded

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Now Using Eco-Friendly Products

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www.mgmasonry.com • Licensed & Insured

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631-283-6727

• Chimneys • Brick & Stone Patios • Tile & Stucco Work • Aprons • Stone Walls • All Landscaping Work 1193969

of Long Island

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Lic. Reliable Ins. Over 21 Years Serving Long Island

631-286-7632

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Moving/Storage

KAPLAN

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F Local-Long Distance-Overseas L A T

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A&M

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Tree Service • Custom BBQs 1194008

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631-661-2169

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1.877.24.STONE • 631.780.5404

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email: Bulkheading@aol.com

Painting

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Painting/Papering

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M. W . Lavelle PAINTING & RESTORATION INC. WE

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Marine Services

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(OME 3ERVICES Painting/Papering

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INCE PAINTING

IN ANY COLOR Exterior Waterproof Coating

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1194066

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917-306-4061 evenings: 631-728-2964

1199597

631-696-8150 Licensed & Insured

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631•722•4057 Member of

LIC. INS. Interior/Exterior

Custom m Paintingg Locall Homess & Businesses

Faux Finishes/ Wall Treatments

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r 25 Years

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(OME 3ERVICES Plumbing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Complete Bathroom Installations All Phases of Plumbing / Heating Work Alterations, New Work North & South Fork to Montauk

Roofing/Siding

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631.325.8929

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Pools & Spas 1194069

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631-834-8174 Licensed & Insured

1194017

Openings • Closings Complete Pool Renovations Heaters • Filters • Pumps All Pool Covers Swimming Pool Inspections Servicing the Hamptons since 1990

Certified Swimming Pool Technicians TRAINED • LICENSED • INSURED

FREE SERVICE ESTIMATES 1193717

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631 728-1929

5pm Wednesday

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631-259-2229

1-800-NEW ROOF

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1193743

MARBLE E DUSTING Longg Islandd Marblee

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www.kazdin.com

• Openings & Closings • Loop-Loc Covers • Solar Heating • Electronic Leak Detection • Repairs • Weekly Service

1193997

631-283-4884

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Clearview House Washing Service

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Residential Commercial

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• CERTIFIED INSTALLER

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1199450

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631-654-4529

Roofing/Siding

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Power Washing

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From Leaks to Re-Roofing and New Installations

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(OME 3ERVICES STOPPED

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Window Cleaning

631.903.4342 1193635

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Credit Cards Accepted

JS &

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631.345.5760 516.735.2460

516-944-6497

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Security/Alarms

ELITE PROTECTIVE SERVICES

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OWNERS JOHN ROACH - DEREK MULNARD

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(631)) 283-6886

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Owner Operated

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EAST HAMPTON 2 beautiful, secluded acres, surrounded by nature preserves. 5 minutes from both East Hampton Village & Sag Harbor GORGEOUS 5,000 sq. ft. home. Open floor plan w/gourmet kitchen 3 separate indoor living areas! Upscale furnishings thru-out. 5 Bdrms / 5 Baths. (en suite) Each bedroom has own sitting area! Master Bdrms on each floor. Lovely heated pool/ large deck MD- LD $69,000. July $30,000. August $35,000 917-848-7957 East Hampton 3 BR, 1 bath, located on Springs Fireplace Rd., approx 1.5 miles from Village, MD- LD $7,500. Year round $1,700 monthly. brian@robertottoglass.com EAST HAMPTON 7 years old post modern houseâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; lovingly maintained, 4 bedrooms (2 masters) each with own bath, heated pool, gourmet kitchen, CAC, internet, cable TV, close to beach. French doors galore! July $6,000/ week- 2 week min, $20,000/ month. (631)603-8345 See photos at www.EastEndHomeFinder.com

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com MD- LD $32,000

2 BR farmhouse, LR w/ fplc, DR, CAC. MD- LD $22k. July- LD $20k. ___________________

2 BR, 1 bth, CAC, field vista. MD- LD $20k. July- LD $18k. Walk to everything! (631)804-5440

Summer Rentals Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

jodemar11946@yahoo.com.

HAMPTON BAYS Perfect Summer Getaway MD-LD $25,000 July- LD $20,000 Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Double Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner *646-221-7463 *917-687-3919

July $14,000 August- LD $17,000 Owner: patpramer@aol.com

Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Prime location South of Quogue Street, bike to beach, one of Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charming older estate updated, 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, July only $55,000.00.

QUOGUE BAY FRONT 7 BR Estate Manor on 2.5 acres All accommodations: dock/ boat slip, tennis, heated pool, hot tub, sauna, game room and more. Special 1/3 off summer rental. Principles Only Call owner (917)418-6872

East Hampton Village: charming 2 BR designer apt in vintage Colonial, w/d, country kitchen, walk all. Season $15,000 (646)831-1567 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. 3 br, 2 ba ranch in the village with pool. MD LD $21,000

EAST QUOGUE: 1910 quaint farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minutes to Ocean beach, updated kitchen. Available weekly, monthly, seasonal. Owner EAST HAMPTON bright, like (570)224-6773 new furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated inground pool, EAST QUOGUE Waterfront. CAC, w/d, fireplace, 2 car Furnished 3 bedroom cozy cotgarage, backs to reserve. Season tage. Full laundry, dishwasher, $29,000. Flexible terms, new kitchen. Dockage. Season $6,000 negotiable. (516)779-0710 (631)742-4940 East Hampton Village, edge.

Summer Rentals Hampton Bays Directly on Peconic Bay on Meschutt Beach, 6 Bedroom, 4 Bath, 2 story Beach House, cedar shakes. Inground heated pool, walk to Beach Hut to enjoy lunch, dinner, cocktails, live music! June 45k, July 60k, Aug 65k More pics w w w. 1 8 c e d a r. s h u t t e r f ly. c o m $45000. (631)365-3828.

East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Beach, Dock, Private Furnished Rooms from $2,300 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 www.caffreyhouse.com

Hamptons WATER VIEW Condos & Cottages Sales & Rentals Call Barbara 631.377.1369 Direct Simon Harrison Real Estate

Quogue: Bay Front Spectacular 5,000 sq ft Contemporary. Lavish great room/ dining area/ wall of windows looking out to bay. Gourmet kitchen, private, spacious master bedroom, sitting room, jacuzzi bath. 4 additional guest bedrooms, 7.5 baths. Beautiful water side, heated gunite pool, water fall, hot tub and hartru tennis court. MD- LD $175,000. Rose Alfano Lic. R.E. 631-335-8810 Mattituck: 1st floor, waterfront Salesperson Estate, boat slip. 2 BR, LR w/ r a @ f i r s t h a m p t o n r e a l t y. c o m custom bar & fplc, DR, EIK, www.gothamptons.com large laundry/ storage room with w/d, private entrance, full bath, QUOGUE: Quaint 1 BR CotCAC, CVAC, alarm system. Pri- tage. Dune Road. Steps to MayLD. $20K. vate patio, heated pool. Fur- Ocean. nished/ unfurnished. Secluded 212-481-3824, 917-453-0593 private community. No smoking/ pets. References. MD- LD REMSENBURG $30,000. Suitable one/ two. secluded retreat. (631)298-8600 3 bedrooms, 2 baths on canal with private dock, North Fork, Aquebogue. 3 BR, wrapped deck, dead end street. 3.5 bath, 3,000 sf renovated Vic$22,000 MD- LD. torian. Pool, poolhouse, finished (571)274-8686 basement, guest cottage, patio w/

HAMPTON BAYS/ SOUTHAMPTON Water view. 1 Bedroom or efficiency unit available. Furnished Near college. Reasonable. fish pond. MD- LD $30k. (631)764-3834 (631)283-8676 w w w. c a s a d i a m o r e n y . c o m HAMPTON BAYS cottage on 631-513-2105 the bay, 1 bedroom and loft in newly renovated cottage on se- NORTH SEA Waterfront on Newly cluded property, private beach. Towd Point Road. All included. $20k Season, half renovated/ furnished. 3 Bedseason available. (347)777-6858 room, 2 Bath, MD- LD $35,000. (516)810-9017. weekends (917)344-0054

East Hampton/ Sag Harbor contemporary saltbox in private Voluptuous Gardens, 1 acre. wooded setting. 3 bedrooms, 2 MD- LD $44,000. June $12,000, bathrooms, lovely heated pool, July $21,500 Aug- LD $25,750 CAC, fireplace. Extraordinary master suite with Jacuzzi. Seawww.vrbo.com/99426 son $25,000. (212)560-2203 516-676-7779, 516-448-2321 Long Season Available. Jean Carbone Real Estate East Hampton GREAT DEAL! Quogue East Realty Co. 61 Montauk Highway Beautiful 3 BR, 2 bath, heated (631) 653-9660 Quogue, NY pool, CAC, sun room, 2 frplc's, www.quogueeast.com 631-653-4197 very private, backs to reserve. Jeancarbonerealestate.com MD- LD $30K; July- LD $27K Pool maintenance included. East Quogue. Bayfront. UnlimFlexible terms. Email nytooth- ited views. 4 br, 2.5 ba, garage, Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Canal front with specdoc@aol.com for photos sunroom, inground pool. July- tacular views, 4 bedrooms, 3 LD $50,000 917-232-7002. baths, $39,000.00 July 1st -LD

SAG HARBOR SHARE DOG OKAY, 1 single bedroom, private bath, AC, TV, garden, walk town, $1,500 month, $950 year round, (631)725-1091 SAG HARBOR:

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SAG HARBOR: Quiet, private, newly refinished 3 bedroom, 1 bath ranch, fireplace formal DR. screened porch, garage, AC, new kitchen, 2 minutes to village, 7 minutes to ocean beaches. $19,500 Season, year round $2,750/ month. (631)725-7189

Quiet cul-de-sac, walk to beach. 3 BRs, 2 bath, high ceilings, full basement, outside entrance. Seasonal $20,000 Yearly $2,400/ month. Owner (631)553-6395

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Morley Agency Sag Harbor: August Rental. 38 Hampton Road Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 Southampton, NY BR, 3.5 bath, central air, in631/283-8100 ground heated pool, private baywww.morleyagency.com front community, mooring available, no pets, no smoking. Southampton CondoNear Contact: Joann 516-659-8704. Ocean Convenience! Village loSag Harbor: 2+ BR Cottage, cation, pool and tennis relaxing kitchen, LR, 100' from water, amenities, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, private beach, w/d, dr, decks. patio, central air. MD– LD May 1- Sept 1, $16,000. $21,000 (914)772-3393 Morley Agency SAG HARBOR Charming 2 38 Hampton Road bedroom house, porch, close to Southampton, NY beach. MD- LD $13,500. 631/283-8100 (631)725-6030 www.morleyagency.com SAG HARBOR charming 3 bedroom. Walk to beach, min- SouthamptonScenic Lakeutes from town, $17,000 MD- front Retreat! Enjoy swimming, LD extended Season. boating, fishing from charming 4 (631)252-1131 bedroom, 2 bath getaway with fireplace, a/c units. MD– LD Sag Harbor: full season. Studio $30,000 w/ kitchen, bath, deck. All included. Walk to beach, private SOUTHAMPTON: 3 BR 2.5 entrance & parking, no smoking. Bath Townhouse. Pools, Tennis, $12,000. (631)725-7183 Fitness. Season $21,000 Year SAG HARBOR near beach, Round $24,000. 914-739-0634, near village. 1 bedroom loft: 914-672-7391 MD- LD $10,500. Extended season available. 2 bedroom July & August $10,500. (516)459-9598 Sag Harbor: Share downtown house for summer/ weekends. $1200/ month inclusive, Long Season. (631)338-5421

SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, Jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate!

$3,500 weekly or $15,000 monthly. Sag Harbor Village 1 BR, 1 Call: (631)283-4583 or bath apt in historic district, walk Cell: (631)807-7907 to all, newly renovated. Gas heat & hot water, no pets. On-site parking. Long Season $13,500 Southampton Country cottage. 1 bedroom with large great room 631-725-1743. & kitchen. Wood floors, catheSag Harbor Village: 2 BR, 1 dral ceiling. MD- LD $14,000. bath Farmhouse, totally renovat- No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 ed, deck, walk to water. $25k MDLD. (631)725-4265, Southampton: Great vacation (917)207-0310 home. July $35k. At end of quiet cul-de-sac, gracious house, 5 bedrooms upstairs (3 en-suite Shelter Island - Hamptons baths/ 2 adjoining baths) and 2 Prime Summer Rentals, bedrooms in basement. Master Sales, Waterfront. bedroom has en-suite jacuzzi/ steam shower. Gourmet kitchen Drew Dunleavy, Broker with 2 ovens/ 2 dishwashers and Buyers Representative full eating area. 3 working fire(516)316-8864 places including cozy library/ Shinnecock Hills: charming stu- den/ media room and screened in dio co-op, waterview, pool, porch. Games galore with carpetquiet. 5 min to Village, no pets/ ed basement with pool/ air hocksmoking. $9,000 OBO June- LD. ey, foosball in addition to ping pong table. The carpeted base631-283-3068 ment serves as a game room with Morley Agency pool table. Outside, enjoy the 38 Hampton Road heated pool and serene setting. Southampton, NY Prudential R.E., Aimee Fitzpa631/283-8100 trick 631-288-6244 www.morleyagency.com Southampton/ North Sea: 2 Southampton - Tranquil Vil- BR, 1 bath house in Private Bay lage South Location! Walk into Beach Community, new kitchen town, peddle to beach, 3 bed- & bath, $18,000 MD- LD. rooms, 4 baths, central air, patio, (914)715-9891 heated pool. MD– LD $52,000 Southampton: Attractively furSOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE nished, adorable studio apartStorybook cottage on private acre ment. Private entrance. Pretty 2.5 bedrooms. Bike to beach, Bay, garden. Large, beautiful home. Village Center. July $10,000, Caring owners. Season $10,500. August- LD $12,000, MD- LD (631)283-8613 $18,500. (631)283-3339 (917)344-9556 SOUTHAMPTON Townhouse Southampton/ North Sea: 4 3 bedroom, 2.5 Bath, pool, maid. July BR, 2 bath house with large Sun- tennis, gym, $14,500. room in Private Bay Beach com- $12,500, August (201)650-1466 munity $25,000 MD- LD. Call jbeanj0624@aol.com. (914)715-9891

Summer Rentals Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton Village- Refreshing Summer Getaway! Open and airy, convenient to all, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, heated pool. MD– LD $40,000 Southampton Village 3 BR, 2 bath w/ fplc and loft, CAC. Electric gated, lush private acre, heated 20x40 pool, koi pond with waterfall, wi-fi. Huge 2400 sq ft outdoor entertaining area. No Smoking/ pets/ shares. MD- LD $75,000. Extended season avail. (516)208-6994 Southampton Village Charming old Victorian offers bright, cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, completely furnished, each with private entrances and porches. Beautifully landscaped. Walk to all. Cable, internet included. Available MD- LD or July & August. No smoking, no pets. (631)283-7043 (646)942-3870 Southampton Village South Walk to ocean, restaurants, Renovated 2 BR cottage. June $9,000, July $12,000, August $13,000. Weekly available. (212)786-2562 m@re-int.com Southampton: Waterfront Studio $7,995. MD- LD. Spectacular Shinnecock Bay view from 3.5 acre Co-op. Swimming pool, laundry on premises, full kitchen/ bath, walk-in closet, ceiling fans, BBQ in backyard, twin bed & twin sofa bed. Absolutely no pets. References required. E 3 r d B a s e @ Ya h o o . c o m (917) 685-8203

Summer Rentals

7,000 Sq. Ft. Home plus finished basement on 5+ Acres in Private Gated Community. 8 Bedrooms (2 master suites), 8.5 Baths, Jacuzzi, Media Room, Viking Kitchen w/ Granite tops throughout, Eat-in. Library, fireplace, Central air, 2 wet bars. Sound system throughout. Professionally Landscaped. Mahogany decking, 20x40 heated gunite pool with hot tub, all-weather tennis court, recreation area, media room, staff quarters. MD- LD $225,000 For sale: $5.6 million Tara Jean Associates, Inc. Real Estate (631)726-5600 (516)317-0346 cell (516)510-4017 cell Westhampton: Great 4 BR, 3 Bath. Air Conditioned. Heated Pool. Private Acre. Cable TV. Internet. Season $23,500. Owner (631)288-6458 or (212)375-9100 Westhampton 6 BR, 4 marble baths, pool, tennis court & hot tub. Season $30,000 or monthly. Also, 2 apts on the beach from $2,000 monthly. (212)980-1212 barrybrealestate@gmail.com

WATER MILL Park like setting on 9 acres with private pond. 5 bed, 4 bath, heated gunite pool, 2 miles to Southampton, 5 min from ocean, walk to Water Mill. July $35,000, August $40,000, season $85,000. (917)572-5090

HAMPTON BAYS newly updated 3 bedroom, 1 bath, garage, basement, deck. $1,800 +utilities. No smoking, no pets. Westhampton: Beachfront, (631)728-5860 Dune Road. Fully furnished top LAUREL house trailer. 2 bedfloor view with stunning ocean room. Private stand alone trailer, views. Newly decorated with creek side, nice views. No cats/ "beachy all white feel," whimsidogs. 55+ Park. $950 plus cally decorated 1 BR with Queen utilities. (631)298-8623 size murphy bed in LR, sleeps 4, full bath, updated kitchen, cable, Noyac, 2 bedrooms, full bath, IPod player, stereo, Internet ac- large kitchen, large living room, cess, heated pool, tennis, no pets porch, full basement, W/D, walk or smoking. MD- LD $22,000 to beach & stores. $2,000 per July/ August (07/31-09/06) month. George Heine Realty $20,000 Ext. Season 631-725-9001 (05/15-10/15) $29,000 Aimee Fitzpatrick Martin, Prudential ElQuogue East Realty Co. liman 631-357-0016 (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com WESTHAMPTON Beautiful 4 BR w/ waterview, boat dock, Quogue. 1 br, 1 ba apartment heated pool, Jacuzzi. Very pri- including heat. $975.00 vate. MD- LD $54,000, Aug., $25,000. 917-592-6939 Sag Harbor Village WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weekly, monthly or MD- LD. By Owner Call Jeff: Cell (201)723-9440

2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. $25,000 plus cable MD- LD 917-279-9381 718-875-3131

(1) Ranch, 2 BR, 1.5 Bath W/D, EIK, DW, Full Basement, Garage, Dead End Street. Minutes from Main Street. $2,250+. (2) 1 BR apt., 2nd floor, EIK, bright, clean, private entrance, available May 1, $1,400+. 631-725-4895 Sag Harbor Village Prime location, 3 BRs, 2 baths, EIK, Fplc, W/D, garage, porch & deck. Unfurnished. Walk to everything. Available May 1st $2,400 mo. (760)333-3220

Westhampton/ Remsenburg Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on family estate with pool, tennis SAGAPONACK 4 bedroom, 3.5 and boat dock. $5,000 per bath, heated pool, 3 car garage, close to everything, MD- LD month. (631)882-1986 $70,000, July $30,000, August $35,000, longer season available, Year Round Rentals (631)276-3317

East Hampton Springs 2 BR, 2 bath contemporary, CAC, finished basement, clean, bright. Abuts town reserve insuring the utmost privacy. Close to Bay beaches. Available year round. $2,250 per month Call (516)380-0538 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. 3 br, 2.5 ba ranch. $1,950.00

Westhampton Beach O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm

Year Round Rentals Hampton Bays new 3 BR, 2 bath cottage, $1,800 + utilities. (631)745-4962

Water Mill North

Westhampton Beach BARGAIN. Studio on the bay, tennis, pool, restaurant, salon, spa & Springs Clearwater Assoc, pri- beach on premises. Have a great vate setting, mature landscaping, time! Season/ month. Linda 1,800 sf, 3 decks, 3 BR, 2 bath 845-558-1889 renovated house, CAC, heated pool. By owner. Principles only. Westhampton Beach beautiful MD- LD $26k, available extend- pied-a-terre, 1 BR, 1 bath Condo, ed dates. Sale $700k. just renovated, w/b fplc. MD631-604-1300 LD $13,500. Available daily, nm@martinarchitects.com weekly, monthly. For sale, $375,000. Owner 631-288-7236 WATER MILL/ DEERFIELD Westhampton Beach, lovely 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, house, charmingly decorated, 3 CAC, 18x44 heated gunite BR, 2 bath, deck, fplces. $17,500 pool, 1.5 acres. MD- LD, includes all, extras. July 1- LD $45,000 Absolutely no pets/ smoking (631)871-1808 (516)456-5776 Water Mill Great location Main House with 5 BR, 5 Bth, Separate Guest Cottage. Pool House, Heated Pool JulyLD $65,000 631-726-5352

Summer Rentals

East Quogue: New 2 bedroom, 1 bath apt. Available Immediately $1,500 includes all. No pets, no smoking. (631)653-8598 Hampton Bays: 3 Bedroom Apartment. Large Fenced in Backyard, Walk to Beach. Pets OK $1680/ month plus utilities. 516-680-4417, 631-725-1433

SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo. Washer/ dryer, pool, tennis. No smoking/ pets. $2,600 (917)312-0799 Southampton: 2 BR Full Bath House W/D, Dishwasher, Basement, Garage. $1800 plus utilities. 631-259-3616 SOUTHAMPTON studio apartment new, great light! Utilities included, CAC, cleaning service, open layout. $1,400, (631)838-4843

Weekly Rentals Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, 7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440 www.theresidencesof.com

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EAST HAMPTON near village, private bath, separate entrance, AC, cable ready, no smoking, no pets, summer season. (631)3247322; (212)372-1841

SAG HARBOR: Highly visible, newly refinished store with 1 bedroom apartment, excellent parking, over 4,000 sq. ft. of inside and out merchandising space, (631)725-7189

HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $950/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

Commercial BRIDGEHAMPTON Office/ Retail space for lease located in the heart of village. 5,000 sq. ft. Available now. $10,000/ mo. + utilities. Cell (516)480-3302 EAST HAMPTON: SHARE A BIG BARN! Great storage for contractors! $1,500/ month. Call (516)768-6741 GREENPORT Great location! Front Street. Approximately 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. (631)4771470 Monday- Friday 8:30 am4:30 pm. HAMPTON BAYS: Buildings: 3,600 sq. ft. $2400/ month; 2,000 sq. ft. $1,500/ month. First month is free. Both have Heat, Bthrm. 220 3ph volts. (631)728-1114

WATER MILL SQUARE3,250 square feet. Prime Montauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ $2,000. Offices at $325, $675, $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Call Ben (212)685-6500

Open Houses

Open Houses Hampton Bays Saturday, May 1, 12- 2 pm 106 Bay Avenue East Cedar Contemporary, Move In Condition Wood Floors, Fireplace, CAC 3 Bedroom, 2 Baths, 2 Zone Heat Hot Tub, Outdoor Shower Deck with Awning, .32 Acre. $439,000 Exclusive. Patricia DeLuca Licensed Broker Cell: (631)903-2989

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East Hampton 3 BR, 3 bth, custom built home Top quality throughout. Masonry fplc, outdoor shower, entertainment room, large 2 car attached garage. $1,100,000. (631)324-8820

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East Quogue Saturday, May 1, 11:30 pm- 1:30 pm 8 Skyes Neck 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, New Granite in Kitchen, New Appliances, Great Room with Fireplace, Laundry Room. New Windows, New Doors. All New Baths, Master Suite with Enclosed Atrium, Heated Pool, Hot Tub. 1.1 acres. $999,000 Exclusive. Patricia DeLuca Licensed Broker Cell: (631)903-2989 www.delucahamptonsrealty.com

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Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com

East Quogue. Traditional home offering 3 br, 3 ba, open layout, central air, gunite pool, jacuzzi, outdoor shower, shed. $575,000

Quogue. Dune Road Bayfront cottage. 2 bedrooms,1 bath, unlimited bayviews, private deeded ocean access. $700,000

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

Quiogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Artist Chalet 2 bedroom 2 bath charmer with fire- HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek place, ROW to water, .50 acres newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 $750,000.00 Exclusive bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! $949,000. (631)286-4726 East Quogue WATERFRONT! 75' Dockage. Sunfilled ranch. EAST HAMPTON DREAM CAC, Full basement, Great $719,500. (owner) BEACHHOUSE. 3 Bedrooms, Room. 2 newly renovated baths, huge (631)728-1174 EIK, new stainless steel appliances, heated pool, on private half acre, one mile to private gatwww.delucahamptonsrealty.com ed Clearwater Beach and marina. $599,000. Call Owner. NOYAC/ SAG HARBOR (516)343-5592 georgiae52@optonline.net Homes Picturesque 4 Bed, 2 bath saltbox EAST HAMPTON village fringe. (1900 sq. ft.) on private 3 bedroom, 2 bath, private yard. 2 acres. Heated pool, Half acre. $495,000.Appointment. HAMPTON BAYS patio & deck, landscaped (631)897-2151 Contemporary Hi ranch garden, CAC. Mins to 3 BR, 2baths, 2 kitchens Sag & Bridgehampton. 2 car garage. Private beach in Priced to Sell $949K Old Harbor Colony, South of Montauk Hwy. $699,000 East Hampton Owner/ Broker Pat O'Leary, Prudential off Hands Creek Rd. (646)265-3308 516-681-2600 Pristine Saltbox (631)725-0824 Minutes to Beach & Village. Hampton Bays Sunday, May 2, 11:30 pm- 1:30 pm #2 Cormorant Drive 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths Fireplace in Living Room, Trek Decking Covered Porch, Inground Heated Pool, Beautiful Grounds on .84 acre, Walkway to Shinnecock Bay $895,000 Exclusive. Patricia DeLuca Licensed Broker Cell: (631)903-2989

EAST HAMPTON Barnes Landing, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, large deck, private beach parking, excellent rental history, quiet street, reduced for fast sale, $695,000. Owner (631)4955118

4 BR, 3.5 beautifully renovated bathrooms, stone fireplace, heated pool, CAC, finished basement, mooring rights, circular driveway. $795,000. Call Caterina Proner, LSA (917)569-0635 caterina@peterashe.com

Hampton Bays Tiana Shores Ranch. Pristine Condition. Close to Bay . 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths. New Baths, Kitchen/ Dining Area, .50 Acre Fenced Property $439,000 Exclusive. Patricia DeLuca Licensed Broker Cell: (631)903-2989

Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quiogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; New listing â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Charming waterfront with tranquil views in a great neighborhood, 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths, library, formal dining room, Pool with pool house, two car garage, $1,595,000.00 Exclusive. Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

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New custom built luxury panoramic bay view home, loaded with extras. Spacious 4,500 square feet of living space featuring five bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms, with bayside pool, attached 2 car garage, and all on a protected preserve beach and close to village and ocean beaches, offered exclusively $1,890,000

2 BR, 2 bath contemporary, CAC, finished basement, clean, bright. Abuts town reserve insuring the utmost privacy. Close to Bay beaches. Owner financing available. $550k. Call (516)380-0538

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Hampton Bays - Wow Giant new 5 bedroom, 3 bath home. 50 foot upper deck across rear of house with master bedroom & dining room entrances. Ideal mother/ daughter Just reduced to $530,000 Present all offers. Call Ron 631-283-2977

Hampton Bays: Apartment Building. Quiet Lovely Neighborhood. Three 1 Bedroom Apartments and One 3 Bedroom East Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Poets delightâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 Apartments. Walk to Bay Beach. bedrooms 2 baths, great fireplace $60,000 Rental Income. .60 of an acre, $375,000.00 Ex- $575,000 917-355-2687, clusive. 631-725-1433

Quogueâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; New to the Marketâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Great Location Post Modern with impeccable grounds, Privacy, Privacy, Privacy, 4 bedrooms and 3 baths, Salt Water Pool, All Weather Tennis court, $1,950,000.00 Exclusive. SAG HARBOR/ Noyac 3 BRS, 2 Bath home. Quiet, upscale beach community. $550,000. (631)725-1433 (516)680-4417 Shinnecock Hills/ Waterfront Coldspring Inlet Floating dock deep water. Spectacular views! 4 BRs, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, enclosed sun room, deck, finished basement, CAC, underground sprinklers, outdoor shower. $1,560,000 (516)449-3515

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2EAL %STATE FOR 3ALE Homes Sag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cottage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. Waterviews, Potential for Expansion $360,000. 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton– Unique Artist Compound! Professional 1,577 square foot Studio, cathedral ceiling, lots of natural light, full bath, office PLUS separate 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath shingled Farmhouse, detached garage. Exclusive $1,195,000 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com Southampton– Immaculate Carefree Condo! Spacious twostory townhouse with rarely found full, finished basement. Skylit stairwell, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, breakfast bay, central air, pool and tennis. Exclusive $675,000

Homes WATER MILL TOWD ROAD 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath near all, on .58 acre. Horse farm views. Turnkey. $1,150,000 (917)359-0293

Condos/Co-Ops MONTAUK Gurney's Timeshare For Sale. Late August Week Oceanfront location. Sleeps 4. (631)979-7147 evenings $9,500 OBO: Seller pays all closing costs Jean Carbone Real Estate 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

Westhampton Turn Key Home for Sale in the Hamlet of Westhampton. 3 Bedroom, 1 Bath, Ranch, Shingles. Low Taxes Renovated 2010 Eat in Kitchen with stainless appliances, cherry Bordeaux cabinets & stile stone counters. Laundry room with ample storage. Wood front & back deck. Gated backyard, Landscaped, plenty of parking Alarmed $389,500. (631)848-9236. meyer1976@gmail.com.

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Hampton Bays $469,000 Ranch. 3 br/ 2 ba, fin.bsmt., .39 acre, rm for pool, 2 car garage, cac, frpl., eik, fdr, F#70666

Water Mill. Townhouse, condo with pool and tennis, 3 en-suite bedrooms, 3 floors, CAC, low taxes, near ocean. Exclusive $599K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 917.439.3404

Hampton Bay $444,000 Expanded Ranch, Immaculate condition, 3br/2ba, 1460 sq.ft., cac, frpl., garage, .38-acre, wood flrs, cul-de-sac. F#71771

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Hampton Bays $349,000 Cabin, 512sq.ft., 1 room, 1 bath, OHW, 1.2 acres, wooded lot, weekend getaway. F#69946

East Hampton. Further Lane South, 2+ acres Bays $499,000 Ranch in Nautical with charming expandable cottage. Co- Hampton Neighborhood, 2 br/ 2 ba, full bsmt, 1051 sq.ft., Exclusive $6.9M WEB# 45323 Michael OHA, beach rights. F#71367 DeSario 516.982.1311 Hampton Bays $538,000 Ranch, turnkey, 3 br/ 2

Wainscott. 8+ acres Wainscott South, farm- ba, frml dr, cac, frpl, 1800, sqft. .50 acre, near house with wide open farm views. Great Peconic beach, F#71047 opportunity. Exclusive $6.2M WEB# 51983 Flanders $499,000 Bayfront Cottage 1 br/ 1 ba, Michael DeSario 516.982.1311 par. bsmt, 1 car garage, .80-acre. F#64966

Montauk. Picture perfect 3 bedroom, 2 bath, renovated home with new kitchen, OHW, fireplace and finished basement. CoExclusive $795K WEB# 36320 Elise Prado 516.527.0043 Southampton Office 88 Main Street • 631.283.7300 Southampton. Classic farmhouse on one acre property near ocean beaches. Exclusive $3.495M WEB# 6600 Mary Slattery 631.702.9263

Hampton Bays $625,000 Traditional, pool, 5 br/ 3 ba, lr, fdr, full bsment, 2 fpl, cac, OHW, 2674 sqf, .46 acres, close to bay. F#72304 Hampton Bay $605,000 Raised Ranch, igp, 4 br/2.5 ba, hwd flrs, dr, lr, 2 fpl, cathedral ceilings, 1740 sq.ft F#2270343 Engel & Völkers 20 Main St Southampton 631-287-9260 engelvoelkers.com/southampton Southampton: secluded 2.6 acre woods close to ocean/ bay $550,000 IN#06779

Southampton. Summer Living in this 4 bedroom, 2 bath, finished basement, patio. Noyac: Waterfront 9+ acres. Ideal subdivision, Rental MD-LD $18K WEB# 92249 Karen great location $3,800,000 IN# 06780 Flynn 631.204.2629 Sagaponack: “Cul de Sac” .75 wooded acre in

Southampton. New to the market, four bed- great neighborhood $695,000 IN#14119 room, two bath, finished basement, patio, open kitchen. Exclusive $749K WEB# Southampton Village: Traditional home with 3 beds, 3 baths, and a new gunite pool with patio. 26626 Karen Flynn 631.204.2629 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office • 631.723.2721 www.prudentialelliman.com Hampton Bays $789,999 2 story Post Modern, 3

June $10,000; July $23,000; August– LD $25,000 IN# 63739 Southampton North: Beautifully renovated cape close to Bay beaches, 4 beds, 2 baths, and heated gunite pool. June $10,000; July $15,000; August $20,000; July/ August

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EAST HAMPTON: Located on Accabonac Harbor you’ll find this quality two story traditional on one acre with over 375 feet of water frontage. The spacious living room with fireplace flows to a cook’s kitchen overlooking an enclosed porch with great outdoor dining and terrace beyond. The four bedrooms are spacious, with one located on the first floor and three others on the second that have access to a spacious outdoor terrace with breathtaking views that overlook a forever wildlife preserve. There are three baths total. Just throw your cares to the wind and find the peace and serenity you have been looking for. Watch the swans or kayak/canoe to your hearts content. $2,200,000 Exclusive. Call Kim Hovey, President, on her cell 516-527-6082 for an appointment

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EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 2-4PM. 90 BUELL LANE. Historic, 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, on prominent Village lane, salt water pool. Co-Exclusive $1.7M WEB# 50023 Donald Gleasner 631.899.0231

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 2-4PM. 99 DAYTON LANE. Wonderful Village Cottage. Prime Village lane, .29 acres, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths. Expand or enjoy as is. Co-Exclusive $1.1M WEB# 25920 Donald Gleasner 631.899.0231

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 4-5PM. 3 LIVERY LANE. One-story contemporary home for sale with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths and 20 x 40 heated pool. Exclusive $1.5M WEB# 48473 Sharon Tompkins 631.907.1515

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 2-3:30PM. 14 COVEY COURT. Three bedroom, 2.5 bath. Built 2003. Chef kit/LR/DA/att. garage. One mile to ocean and EH village. Co-Exclusive $895K WEB# 33978 Sharon Tompkins 631.907.1515

EAST HAMPTON. SAT 5/1, 12-1:30PM. 19 RENEE’S WAY. Renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1-story on 1.17 acre. Next to reserve. Two miles to EH village. Exclusive $895K WEB# 24814 Sharon Tompkins 631.907.1515

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 11AM1PM. 6 HARRISON AVENUE. Great Value - 4 bedrooms plus pool. 3,000 sq ft, 2.5 baths, basement, CAC, .50 acre, reduced for a deal. Exclusive $550K WEB# 51635 Tom Grifﬁth 631.907.1497

EAST HAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 1-2:30PM. 13 CLINTON ST. Country Charmer. Pristine. Three bedrooms, 2 baths. Room for pool. Half-acre. Exclusive $495.5K WEB# 46119 Micki Dion 631.907.1475

BRIDGEHAMPTON. SAT. 5/1 & SUN. 5/2, 11AM-1PM. 23 FAIR HILLS LN. Stylish and sexy 5+ bedroom, 6.5 bath home has it all. 5,800 SF of perfection in a wonderful location. Rental: August $100K WEB# 97074 Evan Kulman 631.537.4164 Gene Stilwell 631.537.4179

WATER MILL. SAT. 5/1, 1-3PM. 197 WATER MILL TOWD RD. New Home Overlooking Horse Farm. Elegant 4 bedroom, 4 bath with heated gunite pool. Exclusive $2.495M WEB# 54587 David Butland 631.204.2602

WATER MILL SOUTH. SAT. 5/1, 1-4PM. 39 COBB HILL LANE. Bike to ocean. 7 bedrooms, 7.5 baths, carriage house, pool and tennis court. Exclusive $5.8M WEB# 22902 Tim Davis 631.283.7300 ext. 211

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 10AM-12PM. 36 JENNINGS AVE. Village Traditional. Restored, fully updated 1920’s classic shingled home on a quiet street. Exclusive $2.15M WEB# 45161 Kate Tyree 631.899.0322

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/1, 12-2PM. 15 CHIVAS COURT. Spacious contemporary on shy acre with 4BRs, 3.5BAs, stone ﬁreplace, heated pool on private cul-de-sac. Co-Exclusive $1.395M WEB# 52036 Meegan Darby 631.375.1365

SOUTHAMPTON. SAT. 5/1 & SUN. 5/2, 11-1PM. 400 NOYAC ROAD.,D6 The Narrows. Two bedroom, 2 bath Condo with waterviews from every room. Pool, tennis and dock. Exclusive $695K WEB# 10700 Evan Kulman 631.537.4164 Gene Stilwell 631.537.4179

WESTHAMPTON DUNES. SUN. 5/2, 12-3PM. 945 DUNE ROAD. Spectacular Ocean Front. Master end suite, 3 guest bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen and vanishing edge pool. Exclusive $3.95M WEB# 49621 Mark Schindler 516.885.2577

WESTHAMPTON DUNES. SUN. 5/2, 1-4PM. 688 DUNE ROAD. Dream beach house on the open bay. Pristine 3 bedroom 3 baths, double den and chef’s kitchen. Open ﬂoor plan. ROW to ocean. Exclusive $2.395M WEB# 31568 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

WESTHAMPTON BEACH. SUN. 5/2, 1-3PM. 35 LIBRARY AVE. 5-L. Co-Op On Harborfront. Two bedroom 2 bath co-op. Open year round. One mile to the beach, boat slip on site. Exclusive $549K WEB# 36548 Kathy Anrig 631.871.1011

WESTHAMPTON BEACH. SUN. 5/2, 11:30AM-1:30PM. 58 LIBRARY AVE. Charming Co-Op In Heart of the Village. Quaint renovated ground level 1BR co-op with patio and harbor view. Pool within unit. Exclusive $295K WEB# 52327 Karen Andrews 631.723.4422

REMSENBURG. SAT. 5/1, 1-3PM. 160A SOUTH COUNTRY ROAD. Country Life. Open new ﬂoor plan. Five bedrooms, 5.5 baths, heated pool. New kitchen. Please view virtual tour. Exclusive $1.775M WEB# 38580 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

EAST MORICHES. SAT. 5/1, 1-4PM. 72 INLET VIEW PATH. Deepwater waterfront, dock. Two acres, in-law apartment, 5,100 SF+/5 bedrooms. Exclusive $2.3M WEB# 34991 Meredith Murray 631.860.4711

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