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Dan vs. Google Bad Leak From a Small Gash in Google’s Giant Tentacles By Dan Rattiner On Friday around 1 p.m. on April 23 of this year, I began to notice something really odd coming into my email. It was email from a person with the email name of jontap435@googlegroups.com. I read it. My email site is open to all with only modest spam filters. Often I get email from people I don’t know. The email was polite. It read “Thank you for contacting us. We are looking into your request, and should have an answer for you shortly.” As that day wore on, there were repeated emails from jontap435. By midday there were 10 of them, all with the same response. By 3 p.m., the number had sped up. Now

into, or, I could start a new group myself. This had no business being in my email. I again replied to one of the emails, telling them to stop sending me this stuff. I also asked that they unsubscribe me. Now I noticed that I was receiving email from other people like myself who were receiving this unwanted email. “Stop this!” one of them wrote. “It’s not me. I’m not the one sending it,” was another. It seems to me that almost anything that happens to me that might require outside help happens on a Friday afternoon. By late Friday, with the number of emails now around 50, I called the resident techie at Dan’s Papers, Harlan Lax. It was just after five. I had just missed him. My God, I said to myself, make this go away. The number of incoming emails from this person grew and grew. At 50, I thought, my computer can handle this. Also, I thought, with all this fuss from others, surely they, whoever “they” were, would fix the leak. At 100, which is where it was by 10 p.m. on Friday night when I got out of a show at the

What the heck was going on? I replied to one of these emails. Please stop, I wrote.

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John Drew Theater, I knew this was getting to be bigger than something I could deal with. I tried dumping one of them into my spam filter. Perhaps that would stop them coming in. It didn’t. By Saturday morning, I estimated there were 120 in my inbox. I didn’t want to bother Harlan on the weekend. At the rate this is going, the total would be about three or four hundred by Monday morning. I could wait until then if I had to. Three or four hundred was not going to do me in. On the other hand, the whole thing was making me uneasy. An image came to mind. It was from the movie Titanic. The men were down in the engine room and the water was pouring in through a great gash. It also occurred to me on Saturday morning that this was a much larger problem than just me. Obviously there were these others being affected. Maybe there was something in the news. A terrorist attack perhaps. A big thundering burst of something on the Internet, hit by hackers from China. There was nothing on the news. Like everyone else, I carry my cellphone with me wherever I go. It’s in my breast pocket. People asked me during that Saturday what was wrong. I told them nothing was wrong. You look worried about something, people said. I was. I had an out of control smart phone in my pocket that, if not brought under control, would eventually destroy everything on my telephone’s computer chip. I was imagining my cellphone melting and leaking down my shirt. I actually told somebody what the problem was. So call Google, they said. There was

another person present. Good luck calling Google said this third person. There is no way to talk to anyone at Google. Late Saturday night, another image came to my mind. It was also from Titanic. I had looked at dozens of different messages from people responding to jontap435. Several were from Schwab. They were hitting Schwab. All of these messages were cries for help. “Do something!” “This is my eighth message trying to stop this.” “I can’t stand this anymore.” “Who is sending these things?” The image that came to mind as I went to bed was that scene in Titanic where the great ship has gone down, it is three in the morning, and hundreds of passengers are wiggling around in the sea hanging onto flotsam and jetsam, trying to survive. “We’re over HERE!” somebody shouted. I could no longer hold off talking to Harlan and so called him Sunday morning. It was 10 a.m. I apologized for calling him over the weekend. “No problem, what’s going on?” he asked. I told him. I babbled away, almost crying. He was the captain of the Carpathia, the ship that had steamed over many hours after the Titanic sank to pick up survivors. Do something, I said. He asked me to calm down. We’ll get to the bottom of this, he said. I thought—there is no bottom. It’s an endless surge of stuff coming, there’s been a tear in the side of one of the huge tentacles of Google which now had all this stuff streaming out. I gave him my email information and

password. He offered to delete all the back messages since Friday, but the moment he said it I butted in. This wouldn’t do any good. It would wipe out the 1,000 or so already there, and all my other mail! (Gasp). But the gash would remain. The stuff would still be spewing into my phone. I told him my idea about others finding the leak and stopping it. I particularly thought there would be strong young men at Google who could do that. Surely this originated at Google. We both thought this was happening at Google. Something would start to heat up, I told him, perhaps start smoking and catch fire. Your thinking is from a different era, Harlan told me. I know, I know, I sobbed. “I’m going to chase down where this is coming from,” Harlan said. “I think I can do that. Then I can inform them what’s going on. In the meantime, I can delete all the bad mail they’ve sent and only that mail, not your regular mail. Give me the sender again. I’ll tag it. When did this start?” Friday afternoon, I said. You waited a long time to call me, he said. Well, wait one more day. I have got everything I need at the office. Ah yes. Monday afternoon, it stopped coming. One way or another the leak had been repaired, and all I was left with was sitting on the deck of the Carpathia in the dark, cold and shivering, wondering how I could ever possibly prevent this from happening again.

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Not Yet Backed Up How Soon We Forget the Gnarly Gridlocks of Yesteryear By Dan Rattiner In case anyone has forgotten, during the years 2005, 2006 and 2007, in the midst of the great rise before the fall, we had so much business and prosperity that traffic snarls were everywhere. The “trade parade” on the Sunrise Highway sometimes backed up for four miles. There was so much traffic on the Montauk Highway that left turns on or off it were impossible. People would go out of their way to avoid them. You’d go right, then left at a light, then a K turn, and then a right again to get back to going the other way. I recall traffic jams entirely blocking County Road 39 as you inched along going past the car dealerships—

such irony—in Southampton. Traffic jams on Hampton Road in Water Mill were beyond belief. Traffic jams through Amagansett were beyond belief. Even the shortcuts were backed up. There were people in Southampton who—if invited to a party on a Saturday night 15 miles away in Amagansett—would consider going to it little more than an impossible dream. And there was often no parking whatsoever in our downtowns. I recall more and more, particularly after 2006, people talking about not coming out here anymore because of this, speaking a sort of high tone variation of Yogi Berra’s admonition “This place is so busy no one comes here anymore.” By the time the

recession hit, it seemed our network of roads were just so close to catastrophe that all we needed was one further racheting up of the summer and we would be looking at gridlock. Then the economy collapsed. I know, I know. We seem to be in some sort of upturn and if it continues it will bring a whole lot of joy to this nation in so many ways—jobs, housing, food, clothing, furniture, medical care, new cars to buy, vacations, family outings, parties and business successes—that my speaking so outrageously about this one thing seems sacrilegious. Nevertheless, there it is. (continued on next page)

TAXPAYERS: IF THE TOWN ERRS, REPORT IT By Dan Rattiner Last month, the Village of Southampton discovered that $690,000 in real estate taxes owed by over 104 people had gone unpaid since 2004. It was not that people hadn’t sent in the money owed. It was the fact that the Village had never sent out the proper amount owed in these people’s tax bills. All of these people were people who had gotten building permits to improve their houses, added on to them, or, in one case, actually built a new house, and then saw that their taxes didn’t go up as they should have. Wouldn’t you think that each of these

taxpayers would have called up the Village and said they had not received their tax increase? It boggles the mind that there are over 104 people, felons actually, since they are without a doubt accessories to the crime of negligence, who should be in jail today for what they did. Village Administrator Stephen Funsch told the Southampton Press that they had found this big crack in the tracking of property improvements system that these 104 people had fallen into. The Mayor, Mark Epley, told a reporter there that they are making upgrades to the network and upgrading the technology and the system so this can never happen again.

A closer look, however, shows what really happened is that a lowly but unnamed village clerk, described as “inept” by the trustees, began in 2004 to close the books on the posted building permits on the 27th of the month and never tracked the last few days. He or she did this for six years. The Village intends to re-bill these lost taxes to the fullest extent of the law. But it turns out there’s a state law which says that for a mistake like this, you can only go back in the rebilling for one year. It’s not like with your income taxes (continued on next page)

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My only hope is that in these five years since the big downturn hit, there have been enough changes in how people get around to not have all this happen again, even in an upturn. Here are some obvious and subtle things that could keep a repeat of this at bay in a new upturn. We have widened County Road 39, adding a lane to it, between North Sea Road and the Lobster Inn. We have gasoline hovering at $4 a gallon, which in itself is a deterrent to unnecessary driving. We have a growing reliance on Internet shopping, which means fewer people out in their cars going to the stores. We have cars that are physically smaller and getting higher gas mileage on

average. And we have a social networking system which has caused a trend downward in the mobility of the population. People see it on their computer screen with Skype and on their TV screen in 3D in stunning color. And so they stay at home more. And spend less time driving. It’s true that each of these changes by themselves will not fully alleviate the traffic problems the country had up until 2008. But together, they might hold off a traffic disaster for awhile. So I say hooray for the upturn. But I say this looking up and down the street each way for signs of gridlock. So far so good. I am not exaggerating and you know it.

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where if you made a mistake during the Reagan Administration and they find it today you get hit with the principal, interest and penalties for 30 consecutive years, though generally the statute of limitations is seven years. As a result, the Village says it can only bill for a total of $156,000 or near that because with inflation and current assessment levels and the dates of when the improvements were completed and the change in the way things are counted since 2004, it will take some time to come up with the exact number. So here again is this very important rule to remember in Southampton Village. If you build an addition on your house and the village taxes don’t go up as a result of it, call the Village immediately and demand to know what’s going on. This glitch in the system cannot be allowed to happen again.

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Mtk Rising Flood of Restaurants and Night Spots Comes to Town By David Lion Rattiner Another year has gone by and once again, more changes are coming to Montauk. What began just under a decade ago, has transformed the face of Montauk into a place that would be unrecognizable if you brought current visitors into a time machine 50 years ago. The sleepy town at the furthest point of Long Island has become one of the most sought-after night spots in the entire country. Probably the largest contributor to that change has been the Surf Lodge, a night club that draws thousands of people, weekend after weekend in the summertime, all of them high rollers from New York. But now even that business is

changing hands. The Surf Lodge was recently purchased by Michael Walrath, the founder of Right Media, a company from which he made hundreds of millions of dollars by selling it to Yahoo. He bought the club from former owners Steven Kamali, Jamie Mulholland, Jayma Cardosa and Robert McKinley. However, Cardosa will reportedly stay on as the day-to-day manager. All of these owners faced tremendous opposition from a group of locals in Montauk known as the Montauk Citizens Advisory Committee, as well as a tremendous amount of pressure from the Town of East Hampton. The selling of the Surf Lodge could be considered a win for these

opposition groups, who arguable drove the Surf Lodge out of town, but things at the Surf Lodge may stay very much the same. In fact, it may even get more busy, with a guy like Walrath in charge. Will the Montauk locals extend an open hand to him? He’s already said he will work closely with the town. We will have to wait and see. But it’s not just the Surf Lodge that is changing this summer. Lots of businesses will be opening with new owners and new names. The famous Ronjo Motel, a classic, almost historical motel in Montauk, thanks to a large Indian statue out in front of it, has been bought (continued on next page)

NO READING DAN’S IN A BAR IN MONTAUK? By Dan Rattiner I think the officials of the Town of East Hampton should be complimented for what they have done this winter to keep a single law-breaking Montauk nightspot in that town back on its heels. The Surf Lodge, which is the place, now has received more than 600 code violations, all issued last summer and so far unpaid, for violations as various as no C.O. to serving food without a permit to making too much noise, and the result will be that they pay as much as $100,000 in fines to make things right. They’ve been in business for five years. Last year they got hit with all the small arms fire. For the Town to now consider a new entertainment ordinance, however, is overkill.

The owners of the Surf Lodge have sold the business, new owners have taken over, and already these owners say they will cooperate with the Town in controlling matters that bother their neighbors. The flurry of ordinance violations has done its job. Let’s look at the new Entertainment Law proposed by the town. At its first public hearing, it received nothing but boos and thumbs down. It is very badly written as it turns out, and it will cause more harm than good if passed into law. I would like to point out before I go further, that Dan’s Papers, this newspaper you are reading, is an entertainment. We like to think that people might sit around somewhere reading it and enjoying the words that have

been so thoughtfully arranged inside. If this new ordinance were to be passed, a restaurant or bar could not allow Dan’s Papers to be read and enjoyed by their patrons without a permit. So, yes, we have an axe to grind here. Let me tell you about this. It would require all restaurants and bars in town to go to town hall, fill out some forms, and obtain a permit that would regulate entertainment. Without this permit, entertainment would not be permitted. Fines would be up to $1,000 for the first offense and no less than $2,500 for the third offense within 18 months and, in all cases, up to 15 days in jail. What is entertainment? It is defined as this. “Any event, performance, or activity designed (continued on next page)

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by the owners of Solé East, Chris Jones and Larry Siedlick, and they have given it a new hip name, “The Montauk Beach House.” The pair have spent over $6 million on a renovation, and painted the Indian bronze. Is there gold in that Indian? Time will tell, but yet again, a group inside of the Town has been battling changes there, including a fight to make a back alley, on paper only, a giant fight. One would think that locals would welcome multi-millionaires investing in the town that they live in…but you’d be wrong on that. This is Montauk! But not everybody thinks the changes are negative, including Montauk Chamber of Commerce Executive Director Laraine Creegan. “For the most part I think that the changes have all been positive but they are certainly different,” says Creegan. “For example, the

Ronjo has been around since the 50s and nothing changed, but now it’s getting a facelift and it’s getting an upgrade. I’m looking at the hotel outside my window right now and the progress on it looks great.” Other changes afoot in Montauk that are not so dramatic, but none the less changes in a Town that has people who hire lawyers when a mailbox gets painted a different color, is Tony and Sue Berkhofer’s new restaurant, Coast, which is where Luigi’s used to be. Local politician Julia Prince and Montauk local Paulette Davis are opening up La Bodega where the Plaza Restaurant used to be (this will surely have plenty of politicians sitting down for lunch) and Sammy’s is opening up where Clemente’s used to be, after a move by Sam Joyce. Even the Sloppy Tuna is opening a new bar

on the second floor with a new view and a new chef, and, gulp, this is hard to believe, The Village Deli, also lovingly known by everyone as “the smelly deli,” is newly-renovated by its new owners. Again, a change welcomed by most, missed passionately by some. “I think for business, for everybody out here, this is going to be one of the best summers ever,” says Creegan. The only other change that I’m seeing this year, that may come to a shock to you, is that there is a big rumor going around that Salivar’s may not open this year. The 24-hour joint known for being the go-to place for bacon and eggs at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking, would be a punch in the face if it doesn’t open. Oh well, there’s always 7-Eleven. WAIT, 7-ELEVEN IS IN MONTAUK?! WHAT IS GOING ON??

jokes. All are entertainment. It would never hold up in the Supreme Court. Other parts of the proposed ordinance are equally loony. Here we are in a town that is sucking air for money. But there is no charge for this permit. Figure that out. There has to be all this printing up of things, signing, stamping and filing. Who got a permit anyway? Who didn’t? And no charge for it? What were these town lawyers thinking? There is a part of this permit which deals with crowds of people outside an establishment enjoying outdoor entertainment on the

property. Or they may be just standing there listening and watching the entertainment inside. It’s summertime when all this happens after all. These people “must be located wholly on private property and may not encroach on any public right of way.” Also, no single person may individually occupy space less than about two by three feet. In other words, no packing yourselves in. The part about not being allowed on adjacent public property seems to be a kind of thought control. If you are there, free and clear of the

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plays golf. Ever heard of a couple guys named Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer? Yes, golf may be the solution to deficit reduction. How, you ask? Now I don’t want to take away any business from the area’s great golf courses, but I have to help where I can. That is the essence of being a good citizen. How about The Hamptons 18-Hole 184,286Yard Golf Course? Why do all the holes at a golf course have to be back-to-back or even in the same municipality? What if a round of golf started in Montauk and then continued elsewhere? Montauk would designate enough land to support a single hole of golf. It would be a long par-four that runs along the beach. Hook it and you are in the

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Watch for free cooking demos. Memorial Day weekend kicks off two popular markets—the East Hampton Farmers Market on Nick and Toni’s parking lot at 136 North Main Street. It opens Friday, May 25, and will be open 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Fridays through September 28. Watch for an announcement of their annual visit from llamas this summer. The Hayground School Farmers Market also opens on Friday, May 25. It will run on Fridays from 3 to 6:30 p.m. on the Hayground School grounds at 151 Mitchell Lane in Bridgehampton. This market runs through August 31. Take a free tour of the Hayground School’s garden with a very young, enthusiastic farmer. It’s the best stop you can make between city and country. The Sunday Southampton Farmers Market will re-open on June 3 and run through October 7 at 25 Jobs Lane, the west grounds of Parrish Art Museum. This market operates from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Operating just two blocks to the north of this market is the Southampton Historical Society’s White House Flea Market, held every other Sunday, beginning May 13 at 159 Main Street from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Oodles of open-air shopping in Southampton. The Route 27 Farmers Market will reopen under new management at the American Legion Post 419 on Montauk Highway and Abrahams’ Path in Amagansett. This is your mid-week stop for everything fresh and local, it operates on Wednesdays from 2 to 6 p.m. This market is open from June 7 through November 1. The Shelter Island Farmers Market at 16 Ferry Road will re-open on Saturday, June 16 and run through September 22. Open 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., this market offers everything you need to survive a weekend on “The Rock:” eggs, honey, jams, baked goods and veggies. And last, but never least, “The End”— The Montauk Farmers Market will return to the Village Green in the center of Town every Thursday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. from June 21 through October 11.

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LONDONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CALLING AND I CANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T WAIT! McCartney, daughter of Amagansettâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Paul McCartney, will design the uniforms of host country Great Britainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Olympic team. Want more local color? Matt Lauer of Water Mill will host NBC-TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Todayâ&#x20AC;? show Olympic coverage from London. And donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be surprised if part-time Shelter Island resident Willie Geist is tapped for a similar role at sister network MSNBC. As for me, I may just have to be content to watch them from my living room after all. But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be rooting for Clark-Nissen, Lihan and all the dedicated young athletes representing our country starting July 27. So count down along with meâ&#x20AC;Śthe best is yet to be. And let the Games begin!

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GAS IS GAS. WHY DO PRICES DIFFER? By Robert Sforza If you drive the length of Montauk Highway from Amityville to Montauk Point and watch the passing gas signs that line the road, you will notice how much gas prices vary. As low as $3.95 a gallon of regular in Amityville to $3.91 in East Islip back to $3.99 in Eastport most prices remain in a ballpark relationship; however, when you cruise down the highway into Westhampton Beach the price skyrockets to $4.35 and soars even higher to $4.49 in Amagansett—this is still the same county. Last month, gas prices climbed to a startling $4.69 a gallon on the South Fork. In a report released by the OPIS, Oil Price Information

Service, nine South Fork communities ranked within the top 100 highest gas prices among the 870 communities included in the survey. Amagansett was the highest South Fork town on that list at number four with a price of $4.46 a gallon. Westhampton Beach was number 12 on the same list at $4.36. Gas prices, though they remain high for drivers, have been giving drivers’ reflief over the last 10 days as the national average has dropped down to $3.82, according to American Auto Association’s Daily Fuel Gauge Report. However, this national average doesn’t seem to transcend to the South Fork. “Prices had increased dramatically between

February and April, by up to 40 cents,” Fred W. Thiele Jr. New York State Assemblyman stated in a press release. “Prices stabilized in the month of April. However, prices on the South Fork did not decline as they did in other parts of Long Island and New York State.” However, Thiele notes that South Fork gas prices are roughly 5 cents higher than the Long Island average. The Long Island average is 5 cents higher than the New York State average. But gas prices last weekend dipped to as low as $3.89 in Calverton, Riverhead. So how can gas be nearly 50 cents more a gallon in Calverton than Westhampton Beach? Robert Sinclair Jr., the manager of media relations for AAA New York suggests that the costs of transporting gasoline to Long Island, especially to the towns on the East End could explain why prices here are so high. Gas prices in the Northeast region of the country are nearly 53 cents higher than the Midwest region. Sinclair also indicated that recent closures of nearby oil refineries are another potential explanation as to why gas prices are higher in the Northeast. Sinclair also reminds that there are temporary refinery shutdowns that annually happen in March or early spring as refineries “retool” to produce summer blends of gasoline that tends to create “mini gas shortages,” he notes in a statement. In addition to transporting gasoline to the East End and the closing of oil refineries, the most straightforward reason why gasoline is so expensive in New York is because of taxes. No surprise there as New York State is notorious for its taxes. Sinclair confirms that New York has the highest state gasoline tax in the country, where New Yorkers typically pay about 64 cents per gallon in just tax alone. If anyone has ever traveled on I-95 or anywhere out of New York State, drivers make it a habit to fill up in New Jersey, either before entering or after leaving New York State. Another reason why New York State gas is so costly is because of the Merchant Marine Act of 1920. Better known as the Jones Act, this is a federal statute that regulates maritime commerce in U.S. waters and between U.S. ports. The act requires that all goods transported by water between U.S. ports be carried in U.S.-flag ships, constructed in the United States, owned by U.S. citizens, and crewed by U.S. citizens and U.S. permanent residents with the purpose of supporting U.S. maritime industry. The law makes it costly for coastal states to receive shipments from other US states. This also makes it cheaper to buy foreign oil. The high gas prices are a problem because people need to drive on Long Island, especially on the East End, as mass transportation is not as available as it is in the city or even in western Suffolk. For environmentalists this is just another proof that America depends too heavily on gasoline. But whether one is an environmentalist or just gas price conscience, many agree it’s time to make greater commitments to fuel efficiency habits.

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decisions, however, were solidly the Parrish’s own. There will be no deer fence, Sultan notes, no bunker separating the museum from the land abutting the highway. And plantings have been chosen to evoke a sense of The East End. All the vegetation is native to the area. Starting from the road, the first part of the meadow will be wetland seagrasses. Moving back toward the museum, scrubland plantings, then trees. The galleries may be “the heart and soul of the new Museum,” as Alicia Longwell, the Lewis B. and Dorothy Cullman Chief Curator, Arts and Education, has said, but on The East End it’s all about heritage and community and the Parrish is eager to start off on the right footprint.

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By Joan Baum What’s 614 feet long, moated with dirt and causing the north side of Rte. 27 in Southampton to be bordered traffic drums? The answer, of course, is the new Parrish Art Museum, under construction. The good news is that all roadwork is scheduled to be completed by Memorial Day, says Museum Director Terrie Sultan. Modify that: “mandated to be completed.” By the New York State Department of Transportation (DOT). There is no bad news. The work is almost done, but drivers, who may nonetheless be caught in a traffic slowdown, will have time to take in the extended white-roofed wonder—a little over the size of two football fields and intended to suggest a potato barn—and they will know: The End (of the traffic snarl) is Near. Road workers are at it day and night, seven days a week, Sultan says, and are carrying out DOT requirements as these reflect data analyses on the impact of the new site on traffic flow. Indeed, the museum didn’t get the go-ahead until a series of studies had been submitted and approved as “non-negotiable” items relating to activities and timetable. It was the state, in other words, not the museum, that determined the widening, which includes the construction of a center turn lane on the north side of the highway. Center turn lanes are not uncommon on Rte.27, Sultan points out, and at The Parrish will ease entrance to the museum for drivers heading east. Skeptics—always a sizable portion of The East End demographic—may scoff at the director’s optimism and wonder why a traffic light was not considered. “Do you see what happens in Water Mill?” The state specifically said no light, determining that it would only result in a serious slow-down. But won’t traffic be a problem in the fall when Hank’s Pumpkintown opens for its season? No more, says Sultan says. Last year, changes went into effect, and there is no parking now permitted on the north side of the highway. Indeed, a visit to Pumkintown’s website prominently displays the home page notice: “We Have Five Acres of Off-Street Parking. Please Do Not Park Across The Street From Pumpkintown, Use The Designated Parking Areas.” Traffic was not the only hot issue before the museum board. Neighbors were anxious about lights in the parking lot. Sultan says the board was well aware of concerns of Dark Skies advocates, and scheduled public hearings above and beyond those held by the Southampton Planning Board and Architectural Review Board. Early on in the planning process the museum put on slide shows and solicited input from the public on the design and its impact on the surrounding community. The trick with the parking lot, Sultan says, was to arrive at a design that would meet safety guidelines and also respect Dark Skies. She is pleased to say that the “cantenary lights” that will dot the parking lot on poles connected by electric wire meet concerns and are suspended in such a way as to beam light down but not out. Parking, by the way, will accommodate 200 cars (“approximately 400 people”). The museum is also in compliance with other state issues as noted in engineering studies, such as drainage and water management. Some

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SAG HARBOR WEIGHS FERRY PLAN By Marianna Scandole Big changes in transportation on the East End were discussed at the Sag Harbor Chamber of Commerce meeting on May 1 at the popular restaurant Page at 63 Main. Jim Ryan of Response Marine and Geoff Lynch, President of Hampton Jitney, gave an informative presentation and fielded questions from residents and local merchants regarding the plans for a new ferry service and bus system linking the North and South Fork, as well as linking villages, thus eliminating the need for cars. Ryan, who moved out east 10 years ago, came up with the idea for a ferry system that would link Greenport with Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton. He says, the plan is to “help facilitate taking cars off the road and preserve Sag Harbor (and all of the East End).” According to the plan, the ferry embarkation point will be at the end of Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. The price of a ticket will be $11 oneway and $20 round-trip. The boat is a low wake catamaran design measuring 50’ long and 19’ wide, with a 53-passenger capacity, with a cruising speed of 18 knots. The projected numbers are 10-15 passengers per trip, totaling 250 passengers per day. Lynch has also incorporated a shuttle that would connect Sag Harbor to Bridgehampton and East Hampton into the plan. Parking issues and traffic flow were on everyone’s minds, as well as the effects on local business, the channel, and other boaters. To prevent an impact on parking in the heart

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of the village, the proposal includes the use of an 11 passenger van to transport travelers back and forth from a Pierson High School parking lot on weekends in June, and seven days a week in July and August. Jane Holden, a real estate broker in Sag Harbor, brought up the point that most of the ferry clientele will be day-trippers, not the affluent customers that Sag Harbor businesses

cater to, who will not be spending money in town during their visit. However, she sees the convenience of being able to get directly to the North Fork, and is excited to see the ferry system tested and to see how it works out. Geoff Lynch states, “This is a (one-year) pilot program. It’s not something being forced on residents, and the only way we can determine (continued on page 51)

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more money than they could in their own country. That is the entire reason they come. They don’t leave their families behind and in many cases their children behind, because they think we have better health care here, as so many would argue, or because they want their children to be an American citizen, as others would argue. They come here for financial opportunity, just like a college kid goes to work for a large company in Manhattan, or an older American man with a family uproots out of his home in Detroit after being laid off in the auto industry and heads to North Dakota to find work in the natural gas industry. People follow where the money goes, and in America, the work for illegal immigrants, is largely drying up. All of the jobs that were aplenty during the last economic boom, which was real estate,

required a seemingly endless amount of construction and laborers that simply did not exist outside of illegal immigrants. American citizens were the ones getting high interest rate mortgages and illegal immigrants were the ones re-painting the house so they could flip it for twice as much. It’s how things worked for a long time, and that ship has since sailed, and just like it’s rare to find out about your unemployed, drug addicted, 40-year-old-cat-lady-aunt getting a no-money down mortgage to purchase an $800,000 house in the middle of nowhere, so have gone the hard labor jobs that built that unemployed cat-lady’s new home. It is predictable and easy, to solve the illegal immigration problem, the answer is just one we don’t want to hear, because the answer is that as the economy goes, so do the illegal immigrants. I’ve personally argued since the real estate collapse in 2008, that there would be a mass exodus of illegal immigrants, and the ones that stayed would be the ones who are entirely committed to the idea of being an American, and to this day, I’m frequently debated by friends at the dinner table, “They will always come here because they want our school systems and our benefits, even if they don’t have work.” But the exodus has started, and until the economy turns around, it will most likely continue. The Mexican man looking for a job cutting grass ain’t coming here because it’s (continued on page 40)

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Hampton Senior Environment Analyst, in a telephone interview, referring to the alewives in Ligonee Brook. Abramson attributes this year’s windrow of dead alewives to the lack of rain received in recent months. “The creek was high and dry so they couldn’t make it to where they usually breed,” he added. For some locals, what makes this situation peculiar is that before April 21 the fish were whole; however, the following morning witnesses reported that the fish were decapitated. As macabre as this sounds it is nothing out of the ordinary. Alewives are easy prey for larger fish as well as terrestrial and aerial predators, such as raccoons and the American herring gull. The brook’s water level was much lower this year due to the slight precipitation this spring, making it easier for terrestrial and aerial predators to feed on the defenseless alewives. Alewives—a species of herring—are typically used as bait for fisherman or are sustenance for larger fish and other predators. They follow a biological instinct to reproduce in fresh water in the spring, which is why so many would have been in the brook a few weeks ago. At that time the temperature was exceptionally warm and water levels low. Many locals and fisherman feel it’s important to preserve the high number of alewives in local waters for their valuable role in the food chain. “Having a school of alewives in (Sag Harbor) Bay is good,” Alex Werner, a local fisherman, said in The Sag Harbor Express. “Alewives are typically prey for bigger, more coveted fish for local anglers,” he concluded. Something similar occurred in May 2009 in Aquebogue, when bigger bluefish chased thousands of bunker fish up the Peconic Bay in Riverhead. But instead of continuing up the Peconic River, the fish then turned into Meetinghouse Creek, Reeves Creek and Terry Creek. I remember the putrid smell that emanated from these dead, scaly fish as my friend dragged me down to see this. She, having spent most of her life in Hampton Bays, has seen things similar to this, but never on such a substantial scale. It was night when I saw it, so the darkness obscured my vision; but I remember looking down into Reeve’s Creek off the bridge, and thinking to myself how they looked like rocks with their silver skin in the moonlight, piled on each other five or six fish high. It looked like a massive grave, the water was so low. (continued on page 40)

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Main Street at the popular restaurant The Riverhead Project. Check out the offerings at www.theriverheadproject.com. Though not new to the foodie scene, Muse has moved from its digs in the Water Mill Shoppes and is now located in Sag Harbor. Chef and owner Matthew Guiffrida has converted what was once an old gas station into a glittering, chic restaurant and lounge. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the school of over 300 African fish has made the trek to the Harbor as well! Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on in Montauk? By now, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve all heard about the sale of The Surf Lodge. But

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former Beachhouse in East Hampton. The restaurant is re-opening, under new owners as the Hamptons Players Club and will feature a VIP Lounge and Beer Garden. We hear that the suds on tap will be decidedly American. Now at the former Boathouse in East Hampton is the Mediterranean restaurant Andrra. Another Mediterranean locale is also coming to Southampton, as Nello is converted into Nammos. There you have it, a rundown of some of the top East End foodie news! Now, where to dine tonight...

lot going on outside, keep reading, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t turn your head and keep walking. Otherwise the club will get a violation and the owners will go to jail. Or to put it another way, watch out for Police Chief Eddie Ecker. If he comes, fold up that Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers and put it under your arm. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The outdoor occupancy limit for each establishment that provides outdoor entertainment shall be determined by the East Hampton Town Chief of Police,â&#x20AC;? the proposed ordinance continues, and then continues even further to say that even if Eddie doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t move to disperse the crowd, â&#x20AC;&#x153;in no event shall the permitted outdoor occupancy exceed one person per every seven square feet.â&#x20AC;? (This is the part about two by three feet.)

Look at all this another way. The vigorous efforts with the small arms fire did its job. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no reason now to wheel in the big guns. Why blow up the town when the giving out of the tickets worked? Montauk is a resort town that makes its living in the summertime. People are going to have fun. And they should. Did I mention the part where if this law passes, you can only have entertainment in a bar or restaurant from noon to 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday and then noon to 11 p.m. Friday and Saturday? What do these town lawyers do down in their office there at town hall? Throw paper airplanes at one another all day?

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tavern walking along, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OK, but if you are there, bopping and moving hoping to get in to the tavern or to enjoy the entertainment outside the tavern, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not OK, and the tavern can be held responsible for you. So itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about what you are thinking about at the time. How does this relate to Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers? Well, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re walking along the sidewalk reading it and being entertained by it but you get to the establishment with the permit, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have to shout â&#x20AC;&#x153;gangwayâ&#x20AC;? as you move along and they will all have to get out of your way there on the sidewalk to account for the two by three feet they have to give you. Also, you may or may not allow yourself to be distracted by the goings on inside the club, depending upon how many people are packed in outside. If thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a

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Whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Here By Kelly Laffey You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to love baseball to love a good David vs. Goliath story, a poignant tale of sportsmanship, a symbolic film with romantic comefrom-behind victories. That is why Moneyball, which hit theaters last September and has gone on to receive high praise, speaks to so many people. Six Academy Award nominations are pretty telling of a movieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s broad appeal. While producer and Springs resident Rachael Horovitz immediately gravitated toward the Michael Lewis book that inspired the film, recognizing that it could have a solid big screen presence, she faced a rough road getting others to feel the same way. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I always just go on my own gut,â&#x20AC;? says Horovitz on her producing style. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It hit me that (Moneyball) could be a movie as I was reading the book.â&#x20AC;? The film, which stars Brad Pitt as Oakland Aâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s General Manager Billy Beane and Jonah Hill as his brainy Assistant GM, went though a struggle to get into productionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it even changed directors. Distributers grappled with the idea that the nonfiction book, which has been used in lieu of an economics textbook in many classrooms, could be converted into a true cinematic experience. But to say that Horovitzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s persistence paid off would be an understatement. The film tells the story of Beaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s struggle to compete in a league that favors big spenders. (To give people an idea of how financially strapped the Aâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s are: â&#x20AC;&#x153;There are rich teams, and there are poor teams. Then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 50 feet of crap. And then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s us.â&#x20AC;? Deftly delivered by Pitt-as-Beane.) Hillâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s character, Peter Brand, comes in help Beane create a team of undervalued players, as they play the odds to find baseball success. The baseball-related puns are relentless, but they strike at an undercurrent of truth. Horovitz hit one out of the park with the film. Moneyball really is a homerun. With six Oscar

Beastie Boys. After graduating from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, Horovitz moved to New York, where she was raised, and found a job in city government. But, Horovitz never truly left the movie industry, as her boyfriend at the time worked for the famed Italian producer Dino De Laurentiis. After getting to know more people in the industry, she was offered a job. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I said yes to the opportunity because I was young, and it was fun to be asked,â&#x20AC;? said Horovtiz. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really think about what it meant at the time, but it was a job that stuck.â&#x20AC;? Horovitz went on to work for other producers, and it very quickly became a career. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dino as a producer was really an extraordinary presence,â&#x20AC;? said Horovitz. Horovitz has been involved in such films as No Telling (producer), Next Stop Wonderland (co-producer), About Schmidt (executive producer) Little Black Book (executive producer) and Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (executive producer). â&#x20AC;&#x153;My first film premiered at the first Hamptons Film Festival,â&#x20AC;? said Horovitz. Her producing career has since taken off. Horovitz now has her own independent company called Specialty Films. Her first project was working on an HBO film version of Grey Gardens, a documentary film that depicts the daily life of a mother and daughter, both of whom are named Edith Beale, and their reclusive lives in Grey Gardens, a home in Georgica Pond. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I produced a narrative version of the (Albert and David) Mayslesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; documentary Grey Gardensâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;one of my all time favorite moviesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;for HBO.â&#x20AC;? It won several Golden Globe and Emmy awards. So, what makes a successful producer? â&#x20AC;&#x153;As a producer, you have your list of termsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; the ideas and essence of how you want to make

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Beane. How refreshing to hear a succinct way to solve the common crisis of overthinking.) Horovitz has a strong connection to the Hamptons, as it was the site of her first film premiere and the setting of Specialty Film’s first documentary. In addition, Horovitz is currently developing a comedy that it set on the East End with writer Allen Salkin. (Salkin wrote the book Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us. And to give you an idea of Salkin’s comedic timing, his Twitter bio reads “I make pies and write stories.”) “I love everything about being out here,” Horovitz says of Springs. “I think it’s just one of the most exquisite places in the world. I tell my friends—if you sit on the back deck and you

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This type of mass fish kill happens nearly every year in Riverhead, but on a much lesser scale. In the 2009 instance in Aquebogue, officials attributed it to the low water levels with too many fish with too little oxygen in the water to sustain their numbers, consequently killing the fish. Reeves and Meetinghouse Creek, like most creeks, do not have the same flushing action as the Peconic River. When fish die in large numbers in these creeks, they do not go away; they lie there and rot, or are eaten by other animals. This instance in Ligonee Brook has important local implications, as they are such a vital part of the marine food supply. It’s a prime example of the dire need for rain on the East End. Mother Nature is not always pretty.

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SAVING THE BLACK DUCK LODGE By Robert Sforza For nearly 30 years the sprawling white colonial with the green shades, located in Hubbard County Park in Flanders, has been left empty, awaiting the slow inevitable decay of time. The Black Duck Lodge is well known and well remembered as being the hunting and fishing retreat of well-to-do financier Edward Francis Hutton, founder of the E.F. Hutton brokerage firm. Since Suffolk County acquired this property in 1971, the home has been left abandoned, subject to numerous counts of vandalism that have left the interior in a decimated state of disrepair. However, the county has made the next step. Last December, Suffolk County Legislature, Wayne Horsley of Suffolk County’s 14th district, proposed and passed a pilot program that aims at preserving five historic sites, which are chosen by the county parks department’s historic services division. Horsley is well aware that the lodge is in desperate need of private-public collaboration not just to repair the home, but to bring this “historic splendor” back to life. The pilot will not require taxpayer dollars to fund these sites, but rather seek private parties, a method of reconstruction that has worked well in Maryland and Massachusetts, to pay for the reconstruction. In return, the county will sign long-term, low-cost leases for use of the properties. Horsley acknowledges that this is no small or quick-minded investment, but if the investor or investors “want to put the monies in their rent will basically be free for many years.” The five sites selected by the Suffolk County Park’s Department Historic Services include the Elwood Schoolhouse in Elwood, the Commerdinger Homestead in Nesconset, the Robinson Duck Farm Home in South Haven, the Seven Oaks-Davis House in Manorville and the Black Duck Lodge in Flanders. “If we don’t do anything,” Horsley said in a statement about the Black Duck Lodge and other county structures in need of repairs, “they will fall down. This way, everyone wins. The taxpayer wins as well.” The Seven Oaks-Davis House in Manorville was built back in 1820 and is famous for its location, as it sits on what was once one of Long Island’s largest cranberry bogs. Like the Black Duck Lodge, the house has received a recent roof replacement to prevent a full collapse, though the property still needs additional restoration. Two years ago, the county spent approximately $400,000 on exterior renovations on the Black Duck Lodge, which was built by the Hubbard family in 1838 and then later expanded in the 1900s by Hutton, where it functioned for many years as a private hunt club strictly for his closest friends. But as Horsley reminds people, the interior is in a state that requires a complete make over. Although it gives the future buyer the possibility of reconstructing the inside to his or her own need. The estimated cost of a proper reconstruction will run around $3 million. There are outer buildings on the property that have fallen C

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By Dan Rattiner Week of May 8-14, 2012 Riders this week: 9,991 Rider miles this week: 99,412 DOWN IN THE TUBE Seen on the subway between Bridgehampton and Sagaponack was former President Bill Clinton reading a copy of the book The Passage of Power, written by Bob Caro of Northwest. Clinton has been assigned the job of writing the review of it for the New York Times Book Review.

yards and will be brand new cars that the Commissioner will order designed to the desired specifications. Inquiries can be made about this at the Hampton Subway office in Hampton Bays with our new young concierge intern, Alice Patch. Hampton Subway has purchased a 20-acre parcel of land adjacent to the subway yards from the Long Island Railroad and is surrounding it with barbed wire and German Shepherds to accommodate

the new cars, which will be stored, of course, unlike the others, in a garage. “When a celebrity or special person wishes to use the car,” said the Commissioner, “all he has to do is call in with a half hour’s notice and it will be hooked up to the back of a subway train and brought to the station requested.” COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I am pleased to announce that Mayor Bloomberg and I have agreed for Hampton Subway to sell back to New York City the New York City Subway System, which New York City four months ago sold to Hampton Subway for $1. Details next week. For now, my wife and I are off to a much-needed 10-day cruise ship around the Mediterranean. Ciao Bellissimo, as the Italians say.

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HAMPTONS EPICURE Stacy Dermont

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M The Mother Of All Tech Gifts

Attention all husbands, dads, sons and brothers: Mother’s Day is almost upon us. If you’re like me, you’re probably scratching your head, slightly panicked, trying to come up with a gift that’s more thoughtful than the proverbial bouquet of roses. Here’s an idea: this year, why not be bold and express your appreciation for Mom with the greatest gift of all: technology! I’ve hand-selected four cool gadgets for that special Mom in your life. Because nothing says “I love you” quite like a three-gigahertz Pentium processor. For The New Mom: Withings Smart Baby Monitor Baby monitors have been around forever. Most of them stink. They have clunky interfaces and use 1970s walkie-talkie technology that make it impossible to tell the difference between a sleeping baby and a crying baby. It all comes across as noise and static, which defeats the entire purpose. Not so with this monitor. It’s a sleek,

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the feasibility is NOT by studying, but by trying it.” “It’s a change, so naturally people are nervous and defensive, especially when Coming soon to the East End? (they think) something might make parking and traffic worse.” He also reassures Sag Harbor residents that they needn’t worry about their taxes being impacted by this project. Lynch declares, “No direct taxes go toward the wharf. All local businesses pay MTA taxes out of their payroll taxes, but not all businesses benefit from it. This is a (privately funded), nontaxpayer service that could benefit (residents), businesses and their employees.” It’s difficult to predict the future, but the possibility of change is imminent. Naturally, there are pros and cons, but, a local shares, “the only way to see if this proposed transportation system will be successful and benefit the community is to just wait and see”. A decision from the village board was not released at press time, but the Sag Harbor Village Board of Trustees were expected to discuss the matter in Tuesday, May 8. Check out www.danshamptons.com for updates!

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Haven artist Anne Seelbach and Cynthia Perry won for their paintings “Death Serves Life” and “Le Petit Mort.” The exhibition runs through June 1, 2012. See related story on page 57. * * * Kayla Sodano of Center Moriches has been selected to participate in the 2012 Miss Jr. Pre-Teen New York Pageant taking place May 20 in Brooklyn. We wish her luck this month as she competes with other young girls from New York for the exciting chance to head to nationals in Orlando, Florida. * * * Images from The Landmarks of New York by Babaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel will be exhibited at the Parrish Art Museum in Southampton from June 23 to September 5. Diamonstein-Spielvogel will also be giving a talk and signing books at Bookhampton in Southampton on July 27. * * * Dan’s Second Annual Taste of Two Forks, taking place on July 14 at Sayre Park in Bridgehampton, is extremely happy to have world-famous French chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten host this year’s event. Plus, apparel designer Nicole Miller will serve as the 2012 Ambassador of “taste!” Head to www. danstasteoftwoforks.com for the whole scoop. * * * Speaking of restaurants throughout the East End—the former Beachhouse in East Hampton is re-opening, under new owners, as the Hamptons Players Club and will feature, in addition to the restaurant proper, a VIP Lounge

and Beer Garden. (Finally! A beer garden on the South Fork!) Its culinary team will be led by Chef Hector Diaz. Bridgehampton’s Copa has closed. The Lobster Inn will not close forever after this season, as previously reported, but will continue operation for two years. Andrra is now open in East Hampton at the former Boathouse location serving dinner daily from 5 to 11 p.m., from a largely Mediterranean menu. Eric Marx and Alex Julian are converting the former Nello in Southampton into Nammos, another Mediterranean place. Corey Lane and Jonathan Rapillo will open Beaumarchais East Hampton on May 18 at 44 Three Mile Harbor Road (formerly Philippe Chow). Check out their Beau Brunch. Keith Hernandez dined at Muse in the Harbor last week in Sag Harbor. Long Island Craft Beer Week runs May 11 through May 20. Read Kelly Laffey’s review of Southampton’s Publick House brews on page 72. * * * Shelter Island’s 10K run and 5K fun walk will feature hometown Olympian Amanda Clark-Nissen as well as Frank Shorter, the gold medal winner in the marathon at the 1972 Summer Olympics, Joan Benoit Samuelson, who took gold in the marathon in the 1984 Olympics, Keith Brantly, a marathoner in the 1996 Olympics and Bill Rodgers, a 1976 Olympics marathoner. The race benefits the Shelter Island Run Community Fund, East End Hospice and Timothy Hill Children’s Ranch. * * * Along with his band, Amagansett resident

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BY THE BOOK by Joan Baum

Full but hardly significant disclosure: I know Paul Melnyk, the author of Montauk Confidential: A Fisherman’s Memoir (AuthorHouse). He and his daughter sing with The Choral Society of the Hamptons, but who would have thought that this bass was so . . . into bass. And stripers, and all manner of fish, and that he can lay claim to having invented a surfcasting technique—“skishing,” fishing while swimming! And who would also have thought that this attentive, seemingly serious man, so quick to lend a hand at choral rehearsals, as well as his voice to masses and requiems, would have such a daring, mischievous streak (his buddies affectionately call him “insane”) or that he could write such a colorful book about his five-decade love for all things piscatorial, and Montauk. The memoir, which is as much about a past time as it is about fishing, is well titled. With its allusion to exposé, Montauk Confidential captures the risk-taking, rough and tumble world of the Montauk surf scene and reveals “circumstances and conversations that certain people would rather not see in print.” And it gives away secrets such as “Montauk Honey Holes” (map and all). Melnyk’s obviously not

worried, though, because he knows that the best spots will yield only to the best fishermen—those who have crossed the line from love to obsession, old hands who, like him now, will never be finished “with the sport of taking the cows (big female fish) and shoving them up the arses of my friends.” Besides, getting soaked with cold water “is irritating to the casual fisherman,” and the cuts and eddies that harbor “slobs” (big stripers) prove forbidding. Melnyk has a great ear for dialogue, casting himself not infrequently, and always with humor, in a self-deprecatory role, the first to admit to being an “a—hole,” antagonizing competitors, including friends, and delighting in seeing enemies get payback “I was told that I was the world’s biggest bull shitter (Me?)” Clearly, he’s proud of belonging to a unique community of characters who make up the insider fishing scene—guys, usually in odd-couple pairs, who would take a room in Ann Breyer’s Cottages, the tourist bungalows at Montauk Harbor he used to own—and the salts who hang out a bit more, as they age, at the Montauk shrine for booze and shmooze, “Paulie’s Bait, Tackle and Free Coffee Emporium.” The memoir is not all fishing. Some of the most engaging chapters recall Melnyk’s loving, earthy Polish grandparents, and childhood episodes, such as a serious snowball fight, that honed his instinct for ingenuity and brought out his passion for audacious adventure, the makings of the “hopeless thrill junkie” he would become. Other parts show how instinctively his individualistic streak could

morph into outrageous behavior— fishing in pirate attire, challenging tournament committees by breaking the rules. Still other chapters prompt shock and awe, as Melnyk recalls diving close to rocks, spear fishing in great depths, and various near-death experiences. But the wild man can also surprise with unexpected, lyrical turns that celebrate the mystique of Montauk and the lure of fishing its waters, much of it going on in the wee hours, in total darkness, and deep into the cold fall. Though a memoir, Melnyk announces that he’s been selective, choosing “stories and individuals that have molded, challenged or influenced me in dramatic ways” and showing how he went from “goog” (Montauk lingo for an awkward, inexperienced angler) to expert, despite setbacks that would have deterred lesser fanatics. A journeyman cabinet maker by profession, Melnyk also recounts the time in 2005 when he lost three fingers during “an argument with the 10-inch blade of a Delta Unisaw,” necessitating a 12-hour operation (don’t ask what he did with the severed digits!). He did get one and a half fingers restored but was forced to give up guitar, “his mistress” for years, a sadness that was overcome when, on the advice of a pastor friend, he joined The Choral Society. In an email, he writes that “being part of this group is one of the best things” to have happened to him, not to mention having a custom electric guitar made for him by a good friend. But nothing— nothing—will ever claim his soul the way fishing did, and still does. ELEGANT MEDITERRANEAN SEAFOOD AND CHOPS ON THE WATER

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which is why I prefer the term ‘energetic design.’” Perillo helps her clients improve the atmosphere of their home by using invisible elements. She believes the energy in a space can make it more appealing and help aid in their purchasing decision. Recruiting some of the best in the business is not an easy task, but for Chris Chapin of Prudential Douglas Elliman, East Hampton, it’s what he does best. Chapin believes that recognizing talent in others is definitely an important part of recruiting. “Everybody has potential; you just have to look for it and to be open for whatever gifts a person may have, even if those gifts are not readily apparent.” Chapin uses personality tests during the recruiting process. “The tests are not something that one can pass or fail, rather they indicate more specifically how someone views and interacts with the world. Some people have a great telephone manner, while others are very charismatic in person.” When Chapin is not busy recruiting, he’s working with his own clients and can attribute his success to taking the extra time to get to know his clients better. Once Chapin identifies a client’s individual needs and interests, it makes the selling and buying of properties much easier. Paul Brennan, Linda Perillo and Chris Chapin are extremely successful individuals with unique talents. They set a high standard in the business of real estate as well as in their love for the Hamptons. There is no question as to why they continue to succeed in business.

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Glenn Gruman to Anita & Michael McGraw, 140 Sagg Road, 3,300,000 Susanne M Roxbury (Referee) to IndyMac Bank, 13 Meadows East, 2,035,0330 Estate of Anna M Lingwood to BH Realty Holding LLC, 2209 Montauk Highway, 1,916,750 Joann Burk to Gunter & Katerina Frangenberg, 109 Kellis Pond Lane, 1,850,000

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Nancy Kane to Justine Ryan, 41 Talmage Lane, 2,672,500 Jennifer Kalish to Emilie & Thibaut Pizenberg, 23 Fetlock Drive, 1,720,000

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Estate of Melvin Friedland to 61 Potato Road LLC, 61 Potato Road, 6,650,000

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Brian & Judy Gallager Trust to Sci Katarpa, 41 East Beach Drive, 1,600,000 William Kirkland Basnight to Seadentopf LLC, 39 Elm Street, 3,200,000 Annabelle & Denis Coleman to John & Robin Pickett, 42 Cobblefield Lane, 2,900,000

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Christopher A Bates to Harrison Chen, 8 Watermill Height Drive, 2,350,000 Joyce Kim to Magali & Mitchell Smith, 102 Mill Creek Close, 2,100,000 Josephine Simone to Catherine & David Moussazadeh, 478 Noyac Path, 1,685,000

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Duck Creek Marina at Three Mile Harbor Ltd to Town of East Hampton, 41 Talmage Lane, 1,350,000

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Jan Wennstrom to Glenn J Glasser, 3 Fort Lane, 1,725,000

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John & Robin Pickett to 171 Great Plains LLC, 171 Great Plains Road, 24,000,000

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Donna M Kopp to Claire F Klein, Overlook Drive, 540,000

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Danielle Epstein to Melissa & Stephen Bruno, 28 Sunrise Highway, 849,500 Ray D Lingwood to JBH Realty Housing LLC, 2195 Montauk Highway, 833,250

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Estate of Ruth R McLoughlin to Christine & Richard Antoneck, 3 White Pine Road, 975,000 Jill Harnick to Rosanna Beck, 15 Country Lane, 760,000 Patricia Corso to William Wackerman, 2 Jasons Court, 701,000 Susan Kelly-Garbarini to Jessica Rash, 49 Whooping Hollow Road, 675,000 Eva Saleh to Jamee Becker, 18 Glenway, 665,000 Linda Levine-Madori to Karen & Kash Bryce, 10 Peters Path, 500,000 Shirley Collins Trust to Annette Schwaer, 42 Toilsome Lane, 910,500

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Isabella Road LLC to Monique B Kinsolving, 903 Isabella Beach Road, 710,000

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Nicholas Tsirkas to Lazarus Alexandrou, 2700 Sound Drive, 800,000

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Veronica Montemarano to Mildred & Patrick Toomey, 5 Galton Place, 635,000 Cheryl & Joseph Bloecker to Ashley & Joseph Castelo, 121 Tuthill Road, 500,000

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Evelyn Gottlieb to Samuel Cohen, 2 Old Fields Lane, 910,999

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Abel Hendy to Carolyn & Richard Marr, 61 Walker Avenue, 510,000

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Dana Palmgren to Lisa Krekeler, 18 Pennys Path, 600,000

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Elisabeth Mansfield to Michele D Robertson, 28 Beechwood Drive, 735,000

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Photos: Katlean DeMonchy Chris DeRose, Leesa Rowland and Robin Cofer hosted Last Chance For Animal’s third annual gala/benefit at the Peter Max Surface Library Gallery returned to Springs at the historic Ashawagh Hall studio, New York. in East Hampton to present “ I digress...” with a group of artists’ works that have never been viewed in public.

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Photos: Tom Kochie EEA celebrated their 40th Anniversary Gala, “Fantastic at Forty”, held at Raphael Vineyard in Peconic. The sold-out event featured performances by the legendary Doo-Wop and R&B group, The Cleftones, as well as a silent and live art auction of internationally and locally renowned artists’ works and tools used in the creative process.

The Westhampton Beach Historical Society held their first annual Historic House Tour. The tour, a huge sucess, showcased six historically significant homes in the Westhampton Beach area. Members of the Historical Society celebrated at a benefit reception which followed the tour at the beautiful Casa Basso Restaurant.

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NORTH FORK Double Death Along Riverhead’s Main Street by Kelly Ann Krieger The exhibit in Riverhead, “Death Who would imagine that a fascination Becomes Her,” offers a look at a collection with death would inspire artists to create of Victorian-era mourning jewelry, portraits, sculptures, photographs and memorial hair wreaths and hair jewelry, other forms of mixed media? The Suffolk mourning veils, a tombstone and a coffin. County Historical Society is the newest The preservation and history behind many venue for the exhibit “Death Becomes Her: of the items in the exhibit is something to Objects and Art of Death and Mourning.” see in person. Concurrently with the SCHS exhibit is Two artists have been chosen by artist the East End Arts Council mixed-media and guest juror April Gornik as the “Best exhibition “La Morte,” displaying an array in Show” in the “La Morte” exhibition: of paintings, drawings, photography, North Haven-artist Anne Seelbach, with video, sculpture and poetry from local her painting “Death Serves Life,” and artists. Cynthia Perry with “Le Petit Mort.” Death is a part of life that affects This mixed-media show is a platform for everyone differently. Although it is a various local artists to showcase their time of sadness, it is also a time of portrayal of what death means to them. remembrance and celebrating a life. There Sentimental items such as jewelry and are many burial traditions and customs clothing help maintain a connection with that have been followed in history. The those who have passed on. Perhaps the ancient Egyptians, for example, believed best way to remain connected it to always that the body should be intact in order for hold the memory of someone dear close to the next world to accept it. (This was the our hearts. reason for cleansing the body first before preparing it for the mummification.) The Suffolk County Historical Society Anne Seelbach’s “Death Serves Life,” now on view at East End Arts According to Amish tradition, the body is exhibit, “Death Becomes Her: Objects and washed and then dressed in clothing that Art of Death and Mourning,” will be on Family wishes are followed with great care and has been created by the family, before being placed detail in order to ease their time of mourning. view Tuesday-Saturday through May 26, 12:30-4:30 in a handmade coffin. Creating such a display allows us to capture the true p.m. For more information, please call 631-727-2881. Many other cultures dress include dressing the essence of the individual who has died. It is a very deceased in their most elegant outfits and decadent personal preference and whereas one tradition may The East End Arts Council will be showing its jewelry prior to burial. Hair and make-up are also seem strange to some, others may find immense all-media exhibition “La Morte” through June 1. For important in certain cultures. more information, please call 631-727-0900. comfort and a sense of peace through the practice.

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North Fork Events For more events happening this week, check out: Kid Calendar pg: 66 Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 75 Day by Day Calendar pg: 76 Please contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration.

THURSDAY, MAY 10

EXHIBIT AT THE SUFFOLK COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY – Through 5/26, exhibit hours Tuesday- Saturday 12:30-4:30 p.m. 300 West Main St., RVHD. “Death Becomes Her: Objects and Art of Death and Mourning.” 631-7272881, www.suffolkcountyhistoricalsociety.org. SHERWOOD HOUSE MUSIC – 4-8 p.m. Sherwood House Vineyard, 1291 Main Rd., Jamesport. 631-779-2817, www.sherwoodhousevineyards.com. Free. OPEN MIC NIGHT: PECONIC BAY WINERY – 6-9 p.m. 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. 631-734-7361, www. peconicbaywinery.com.

FRIDAY, MAY 11

FOOD FOR THE NEEDY – Noon, every Friday. Old Sweezy Building, East Main St., RVHD. Free food and clothing provided by The Lighthouse Group. No questions asked. PIZZA, PANINI, AND ALL THAT JAZZ: DILIBERTO WINERY– 6-8 p.m. 250 Manor Ln., Jamesport. With Jane Hastay and Peter Weiss, and vocalist Darcey. Reservations suggested: 631-722-3416, www.dilibertowinery.com. $15 includes a glass of wine. THE SECOND HANDS CD RELEASE PARTY/ SHOW: PECONIC BAY WINERY – 6-9 p.m. 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. All welcome. 631-734-7361, www. peconicbaywinery.com. METAPHYSICAL MAY – 6:30 p.m. East End Arts, 133 East Main St., RVHD. Transchanneling White Buffalo with Liz Younghans. 631-727-2881, www. suffolkcountyhistoricalsociety.org. $25. Register by May 8.

SATURDAY, MAY 12

SKATEBOARDING – Skate park in Greenport offers ramps and a half-pipe. 631-477-2385. EXOTIC TRUFFLES & WINE PAIRING – Sherwood House Vineyards, 1291 Main Rd., Jamesport. Offering a pairing of four wines with four gourmet truffles from artisanal chocolatier Vosges Haut-Chocolat. 631-779-2817, www.sherwoodhousevineyards.com. $25, no reservations necessary. Limited supply. Also 5/13. FLOWER FESTIVAL – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Harbes Family Farm and Vineyard, 715 Sound Ave., Mattituck. Special

Wine Tour For a new and interesting take on the traditional winery tour and tasting, check out the Sunday historical tour at the Old Field Vineyards in Southold this Mother’s Day. The tour takes places every Sunday at 1:30 p.m. from April through November, so you can do it another week if you already have plans with your mother this weekend. The farm at Old Field looks much the same as it did 150 years ago, and owner Chris Baiz will happily show you around the grounds. On this two-hour walk you will see the Old Park Hotel, where the family now lives, and enjoy beautiful views of the bay. You will also tour the old dairy barn, which has been converted into a wine cellar, the 1850s icehouse, and the old Tavern building, all while enjoying the interesting specimen trees that the property has to offer. There is a tasting of six wines included in the price of $14. Sounds like the perfect post-brunch activity for you and your Mom!

events, vendors, gardening demonstrations, pony rides, children’s activities. Fundraiser for local charity. 631-2980800, www.harbesfamilyfarm.com. Free glass of wine for Mom. VINE TO WINE TOUR: SANNINO BELLA VITA VINEYARD – Saturdays and Sundays, Noon. Peconic Ln., Peconic. 631-734-8282, sanninovineyard.com. $20 includes tour, tasting and a souvenir logo glass. BARREL TASTINGS – 1 p.m. Bedell Cellars, 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Hosted by winemaker Rich Olsen-Harbich. 631-734-7537, bedellcellars.com. $50 for public, $45 for Discovery wine club members, $40 for Collectors wine club members. Also 6/3. LIVE MUSIC: PECONIC BAY WINERY – 1-5 p.m. 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Featuring the Earthtones. Reservations strongly recommended, 631-734-7361. www. peconicbaywinery.com. WINEMAKER’S WALK: CASTELLO DI BORGHESE – Saturdays, 1 p.m. Rte. 48, Cutchogue. A guided tour of the winery and production facility and wine tasting. Reservations, 631-734-5111. castellodiborghese.com. $20. VINEYARD WALK: SHINN ESTATE VINEYARDS – Saturdays and Sundays, 1:30 p.m. Oregon Rd., Mattituck. Barbara Shinn explains the vines' growing cycle and the organic and biodynamic farming methods used to grow Shinn Estate wine. Reservations, 631-804-0367. shinnestatevineyards.com. $15 includes wine tasting. LIVE MUSIC: DILIBERTO WINERY – 2-5 p.m. 250 Manor Ln., Jamesport. With Mike Ducca. 631-722-3416, www.dilibertowinery.com. STEVEN REA AT BOOOKHAMPTON - 4 p.m. reading from Hollywod Rides a Bike, Mattituck location, www. bookhampton.com. SATURDAY EVENING STARGAZING – 7 p.m.midnight. Custer Observatory, 1115 Main Bayview Rd., Southold. 631-765-2626, www.custerobservatory.org. Suggested $5 donation adults, $3 kids, free for members.

SUNDAY, MAY 13

MOTHER’S DAY – 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Duck Walk North, 44535 Main Rd., Southold. Complimentary glass of wine and keepsake for Mom with purchased tasting. 631-7653500, duckwalk.com. MOTHER’S DAY – 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Palmer Vineyards, 5120 Sound Ave., RVHD. Free glass of wine for Mom. 631-7229463, www.palmervineyards.com. SUSHI AND SAUVIGNON BLANC – Raphael, 39390 Route 25, Peconic. Pairing of sushi rolls and the 2011 Sauvignon Blanc. Call 631-765-1100 x105 for details. www. raphaelwine.com. Also 6/10. LIVE MUSIC: OSPREY’S DOMINION VINEYARD – Sundays, 1-4 p.m. 44075 Main Rd., Peconic. Live music with SAHARA. 631-765-6188, www.ospreysdominion.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC: PECONIC BAY WINERY – 1-5 p.m. 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Featuring Who Are Those Guys? Band. Reservations strongly recommended, 631-734-7361. www.peconicbaywinery.com. VINEYARD HISTORICAL TOUR: THE OLD FIELD VINEYARD – Sundays, 1:30 p.m. Main Rd., Southold. Experience the history of this 150-year-old farm with owner Chris Baiz. You will see the Old Park Hotel and enjoy magnificent bay views. You will tour the dairy barn turned wine cellar, see the 1850s icehouse and the old tavern building. Reservations, 631-765-0004. theoldfield. com. $14 includes a tasting of six still wines. LIVE MUSIC: DILIBERTO WINERY – 2-5 p.m. 250 Manor Ln., Jamesport. With Mike Draddy. 631-722-3416, www.dilibertowinery.com. LIVE OPERA MUSIC – Sparkling Pointe, 39750 County Road 48, Southold. Performance by Kathryn Zukowski and Dana Kowalsick. Call 631-765-0200 x 101 for details. www. sparklingpointe.com.

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FREE YOGA – 3-4:15 p.m. Mary Smith Recreation Center, Greenport. Free Hatha Yoga classes for beginners. Bring non-skid, body-length mat. 631-765-3005.

TUESDAY, MAY 15

DRIVE-BY BIRDING – 8 a.m., North Fork Audubon Society’s Tuesdays with Tom Program. Meet at the Mattituck Shopping Center, Rte. 25, Mattituck. Drive to East End hotspots looking for various species of birds. Call 631-275-3202 if you plan to attend. Free.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16

GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT – Every Wednesday beginning at 3:30 p.m. Cooperage Inn, 2218 Sound Ave., Baiting Hollow. Reservations 631-727-8994. www.cooperageinn.com.

THURSDAY, MAY 17

ATHLETICS FOR THE CHALLENGED TRACK AND FIELD MEET – 3 p.m. Riverhead High School Track, 700 Harrison Ave., RVHD. This Section XI-sanctioned event will highlight students with special needs and their participation in sports. OPEN MIC NIGHT: PECONIC BAY WINERY – 6-9 p.m. 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Hosted by MC Rocky DiVello. 631-734-7361, www.peconicbaywinery.com. A NIGHT AT THE OPERA – Third Thursdays of the month, 6:30 p.m. Arts-in-Community Series at Brecknock Hall, One Brecknock Rd., Greenport. Discover the beauty of opera led by Long Island Executive Director Joy Berta. 631-369-2171, www.eastendarts.org. METAPHYSICAL MAY – 7 p.m. East End Arts, 133 East Main St., RVHD. “The Spirits Among Us” with Metaphysical & Paranormal Investigations of New York. 631-727-2881, www.suffolkcountyhistoricalsociety.org. $20. Register by May 14.

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LONG ISLAND FLEECE AND FIBER FAIR AT HALLOCKVILLE MUSEUM FARM – 5/19, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 6038 Sound Ave., RVHD. Fun events for the entire family featuring: working with sheep, llamas, alpacas and rabbits. Demonstrations include: shearing, wool dying, spinning and much more. 631-298-5292, www.hallockville. com. $5 entrance fee. Also 5/20. ANNUAL YARD SALE: PALMER VINEYARDS – 5/19, 11 a.m. Sound Ave., RVHD. Deep discounts on past and present vintages. 631-722-9463. DOUGLAS MOORE ORGAN CONCERT, “THE KING OF INSTRUMENTS: THE JOY OF MUSIC” – 5/19, 3 p.m. Cutchogue Presbyterian Church, Route 25 at the Village Green. Sponsored by the Douglas Moore Music Festival, the concert features two award-winning organists, David Crean and Raymond Nagem, from the Juilliard School of Music. They will play classics of the pipe organ repertoire, including a piece composed by Mr. Moore. 631-734-6507, jfgresources@yahoo.com. Free, donations accepted. NORTH SHORE BIKE TOUR – 5/20. Osprey’s Dominion, 44075 Main Rd., Peconic. For details, active.com/cycling/ peconic-ny/north-shore-bike-tour-2012. 631-765-6188, www.ospreysdominion.com. AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION 3RD ANNUAL HEALING HEART 5K RUN/WALK – 5/20, 10 a.m., halfmile fun run for kids under 10; 3.1 mile race begins at 10:15 a.m.; 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m., awards celebration and health expo. Martha Clara Vineyard, RVHD. Register at www. heartwalk.kintera.org. 631-734-2804, Barpara.Pollwoda@ heart.org. $25 pre-registration, $30 day of race, $15 kids. SPRING MUTTS AND MIMOSAS VINEYARD HIKE – 5/20, 11 a.m. Palmer Vineyards, Sound Ave., RVHD. A twomile hike with your best four-legged friend. This moderate hike around the vineyard includes a mimosa. 631-722-9463, tastinghouse@palmervineyards.com. CHOWDER FESTIVAL – 5/26, noon-3 p.m. New Suffolk Waterfront, New Suffolk Ave. and First St., New Suffolk. Advance tickets, newsuffolkwaterfront.org. Children under 12 eat free. GREENPORT TALL SHIPS CHALLENGE 2012 – 5/265/28, www.greenportvillage.com. TATTOO {ART OF THE SAILOR} – 5/26-10/8. East End Seaport Museum, Greenport. Come visit the Museum and see a pictorial history of American tattooing, as brought home by the men who sailed the seven seas. 631-477-0272 (arden.scott@verizon.net), www.eastendseaport.org. TASTE OF TWO FORKS – 7/14, 7:30-10 p.m., VIP admission at 6:30 p.m. Sayre Park, 154 Snake Hollow Road, BH. The food and wine event in the Hamptons returns for its second year. Hosted by Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Nicole Miller, the 2012 Ambassador of “TASTE.” A portion of the proceeds will benefit local food pantries through Have a Heart Community Trust. 631-227-0188, www.danstasteoftwoforks.com. $225 VIP admission, $150 general admission. Send North Fork Calendar listings to kelly@ danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

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Sunshine finally arrived the day after the amazing super-sized full moon appeared in the sky. I think that fast forwarded better weather and left behind those chilly days that kept us homebound all winter. Let’s do some fun Mom’s day shopping! Starting out in Westhampton Beach at Impulse For Men, 85 Main Street, there is a wonderful men’s boutique featuring casual men’s attire and accessories. A fixture after many, many years, Impulse still offers Tommy Bahama, Ted Baker, Cole Haan, Alberto Jeans and more. You should know that the shop is re-opening after a major renovation over the winter, and will be celebrating with a “Grand Re-Opening and Trunk Show” on Saturday, May 19. Everyone is invited to join them… Something new for something old, your silver can shine again! At Corwin’s Jewelers, 61 Main Street, Southampton, a silver restoration event is taking place, Thursday, May 17 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Beverly Byrd, a silver restoration expert with Silver Restoration Events by Bron-Shoe will be at Corwin’s to give out recommendations and estimates for repairing and refinishing sterling and

silver-plated heirlooms. If you of “all things home,” vintage have any old, damaged sterling furniture, stylish home accents or silver-plated tea sets, trays, from high-end name brand flatware and other silver pieces, ccollections from all over the you’ll want to consider bringing world. The 2,400-square foot them there. This is a great time space has been renovated to a to get your favorite pieces spruced higher level of luxury. Curated up before the holidays or pass by owner Natasha Esch and them along to the next generation her entrepreneur husband as a wedding or holiday gifts. Matt Coffin, the merchandise Give a call at 631-288-5406 for features new items, 18th-tomore information. mid-century vintage along with At Main Beach Surf & unique handcrafted, top-of-the Sport, 352 Montauk Highway, line decorative accessories. The Wainscott, they are featuring collection includes chairs from a “Spring Mega Gear Swap” on Jacques Adnet, tables from Willy Saturday & Sunday, May 12 Rizzo, and pieces from Osvaldo and 13. Stop by the shop this Borsani, Kaare Klint and James week and sign-in your used Mont. There are antique, custom waterspouts gear (wetsuits, color-tinted, monogrammed surf and paddle boards, kayaks, dinner napkins and tablecloths paddles, wakeboards, accessories as well as an array of products and more). When it sells you earn from England, France, Italy and 100% store credit. This is a great Sweden that include silver, glass, opportunity to upgrade your used hand-blown lanterns, textiles water sports equipment or find and more. In addition to The great deals on new and used gear. numerous outdoor accessories New Kid In Sag Harbor: Sellers and Buyers are welcome! decorate the beautiful space, Marie Eiffel Also, look for 10% off all spring/ items like gardening shears, summer apparel, SUP, kayak, surf, wheelbarrows, watering cans and wakeboard, fishing, and learn to paddle packages… Coleman coolers, etc... MONC XIII shop hours are for more info call 631-537-2716 – www.MainBeach. 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Thursday through Monday for com now. Summer hours will be in place after Memorial New Kids On The Block Day weekend. For information call 631-808-3333. A brand new exciting home shop has recently Another New Kid has just landed in Sag Harbor. opened in Sag Harbor. MONC XIII, located at Marie Eiffel, stepping up three little stairs at 78 40 Madison Street, offers an exclusive selection (continued on next page)

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By Nanci E. LaGarenne The warm days are coming and we all want to be out in the fresh air, be it on foot or cycling along in the bucolic splendor. Let’s get out and exercise and be safe while doing so. You would be wise to heed a few key tips. One – Wear a helmet while riding your bike. Helmet hair can be fixed. You only get one head. Two – Ride in the same direction as the traffic. Three – Leave the headphones home. Sorry, but you cannot hear what’s coming with music blaring in your ears. Zoning out is for the spin studio. Four – Use hand signals, so cars know where you are going. Five – Look, before you bust out across the highway or backroad. Dans_BHThird_BH 5/3/12 PM Page Six – Have lights and 2:42 reflectors for 1your bike, and

wear a color other than black, so that you are visible. May is National Bicycle Safety Month. Suffolk Sheriff Vincent F. De Marco wants to remind us to be safe and use an ounce of prevention before we saddle up. “Bicycles are considered vehicles in New York State and cyclists have the same rights and responsibility to follow the rules of the road as motorists.” Some more tips: –Have a bell or horn and a coaster brake. –Ride smart. Hands on the wheel and look out for potholes, broken glass, puddles or dogs. –Never carry a passenger. Unless it is a child in an approved safety seat. –Never pass on the right. –If you are in a group, ride single file. Yes, it is the country, but the Hamptons are busy come summer, and we have to learn to share the road. Oh, that we would have ample bicycle lanes, or bicycle lanes at all, in every town! That is coming. State and Town will work together to make that happen in our lifetime. Why it took this long is mind boggling, but better late than never. Foot paths and bike paths. Not a difficult concept. Do it! Once upon a time in city “suburbs,” we rode our Schwinns, sans helmets, and lived to tell the tale. Different times. No giant SUVs back then. I used to put my small sons on the back of my bike in a plastic child seat. Neither one of us had a helmet on. They are adults now so that turned out fine, and we were lucky. Drivers were not obsessively preoccupied

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the back of a large plant center in Watermill, a few Camellia Japonica plants. They are no longer in bloom, but if your mom is a woman who can wait until next spring, she will have a glorious surprise, as this shrub is splendid and not seen very often. There were also miniature lilacs in great bud. They are unlike large lilacs in that they lack that amazing fragrance, but they do bloom longer and can squeeze into a smaller space. During the summer, lilacs are a very respectable small shrub in the garden that does not require much care. Japanese maples are Hydrangeas mean summer in the Hamptons! beginning to show up at the nurseries and they are quite mom. I may have one made into a planter filled with affordable (if one buys them when they are small). colored flowers for her favorite porch, or a basket for I have never met a Japanese maple that I did not her to hang. A big pot of herbs for the kitchen steps like. They have many different shapes, colors, or a small one for the window or counter is a good and leaf shapes. Japanese maples make wonderful idea for moms who love to cook. And what mom specimens for the garden. does not like orchids? Although, if you give mom an And the roses are here! If mom likes roses, but orchid, it is a good idea to assure her that if it does is not much of a gardener, she might like one of not thrive, she is not responsible (just remember to the Knockout varieties. They require much less remove it yourself after it finishes blooming). maintenance than most others. There are plants available for the yard or garden as I was always thrilled that my mom and I shared well. Much work has been done to create new kinds a love of plants and choosing something for her for of hydrangeas, so that they include different colors the garden or the house was as pleasurable for me and shapes. Some can bloom on old and new wood, as it was for her. Happy Mother’s Day to all of the reducing potential pruning problems, and there are plant-loving moms and the rest! different varieties for all situations. I also saw, at

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By Allegra Dioguardi Have you caught tag sale fever yet? This is not just your neighbor’s yard sale. Professional Tag and estate sales are fast becoming a destination “event” for increasing numbers of tag sale devotees. A burgeoning new business, professionally-run sales are the result of the economy and maturing baby boomers who have accumulated copious belongings and need to downsize or are ready for a lifestyle change. They seek a creative and profitable venue for disposing of their great “stuff.” And people love picking up the pieces. This demand is how my company, Styled and Sold, evolved into one of the top professional tag sale companies on the East End. Some folks frequent these sales for the bargains and the thrill of the hunt. Others love the idea

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A geothermal energy system

By Robert Ottone As Long Islanders struggle with rising energy costs from companies like LIPA, there are alternatives worth looking into. One such alternative is geothermal energy. By harnessing the Earth’s internal heat and energy stores, one can power a home for far less than the cost associated with powering turbines or mills, not to mention it can be donw withouy the negative impact to the beautiful scenery along the East End of the Island. Geothermal energy is all about obtaining that constant 55-degree temperature from within the Earth and then using a water filtration/displacement system in order to increase or decrease temperature without harming Long Island’s natural aquifer. The benefits include a positive impact on the environment, as well as utilizing a clean energy source.

With their goals being nothing short of “saving the world,” Green Logic, located in Southampton, is committed to providing geothermal energy for Long Islanders looking not only to go green, but also to free themselves from costly air conditioning bills as summer rapidly approaches. With numerous industry awards to their credit, Green Logic has proven that since the company’s inception in 2010 they have had a solid track record for installing and developing geothermal systems in residential areas. “Geothermal removes equipment that would normally involve gigantic air conditioning units, it provides noise reduction, and it enhances the beauty of a person’s home and property by keeping all of the material required for a proper system in the basement,” says Marc Clejan, CEO of Green Logic during our chat about Green Logic. One’s home will typically have large air conditioning units outside on the lawn, pressed against the house, looking like an unsightly mole on an otherwise gorgeous face. Geothermal lances the mole, and reduces the often loud, obnoxious sound of air conditioning units humming away during peak summer temperatures. Green Logic, along with its award-winning geothermal development, also provides wind turbines and solar panels for those interested in further reducing their carbon footprint. The East Hampton Village Community Center makes use of Green Logic’s services, as does the Peconic Bay Winery, so they are not only seen in the residential sector. Green Logic sees businesses and companies starting to utilize geothermal heating and cooling as part of a rising trend. Clejan adds, “There is

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Kid’s Calendar For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 58

SUNDAY, MAY 13

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THURSDAY, MAY 10

GOAT ON A BOAT PLAYGROUP – 9:30 a.m., 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www.goatonaboat.org. SPRING PERFORMING ARTS CLASSES – Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Registration now open for spring performing arts classes. Check for class topics, times and ages. 631-2881500, www.whbpac.org.

FRIDAY, MAY 11

PUPPET PLAY – Fridays, 9:30 a.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www. goatonaboat.org. TOT ART – Fridays, 10:30 a.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www. goatonaboat.org. ROSS CHILDREN’S COMMUNITY THEATRE: THE SOUND OF MUSIC – 6 p.m. LTV Studio Playhouse, 75 Industrial Rd., WS. This full-length production features 21 actors, ages 6-11. 631-907-5826. $20. Also 5/12 at 4 p.m. CHAMPIONSHIP FRIDAYS AT ROSS – 6:30-8 p.m., Ross School Tennis Center, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. Nonstop pro-supervised competitive matches every Friday through June 2012 for players ages 10 to 17. Prizes are awarded each week and at seasons end. Players must be able to serve. 631-907-5162, www.ross.org/tennis. $30.

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HAMPTONS BASEBALL CAMP – Saturdays, 9-11:30 a.m. Rt. 27 and Deerfield Rd., WM., www. hamptonsbaseballcamp.com. YAY MOM! STORY AND CRAFT TIME – 3 p.m. Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. Aren't moms great? Join us as we celebrate with stories and a bear-y special magnet craft. Perfect for families. 631-267-3810, www.amaglibrary.org. AUTHOR T.R. BURNS SPEAKS – 4 p.m. Books & Books, 130 Main St., WHB. The start of a mischievous new middlegrade series has trouble written all over it. This author will be reading from her "fast-paced, funny, and entertaining

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DEADLINE FOR SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU'S 8TH ANNUAL PHOTO CONTEST EXTENDED – New deadline 5/14. This year's theme is "The Animals Around Us." Entries can be submitted in any format, with an explanation of the inspiration for the piece. Contest finale will be held 6/4 in Southampton Town Hall at 5:30 p.m., where the winning entries will be showcased. Call 631-702-2421 or visit www.southamptontownny.gov/ youthbureau for details. PUPPET PLAY – Mondays, 9:30 a.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 E. Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www. goatonaboat.org. SAG HARBOR YOUTH CENTER – Hours: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 2:30-6 p.m., Saturday, 1-4 p.m. 44 Union St., SGH. 631-725-2746. THE ART OF LIFE – 4-5 p.m., Mondays, Amy’s Ark Studio, 10 Hollow Ln., WH. Children’s art classes for ages 3-12. 631-902-3655, www.amysarkstudio.wordpress.com. $85 for 4 sessions.

TUESDAY, MAY 15

DEADLINE FOR EAST END WOMEN’S NETWORK SCHOLARSHIP – The East End Women’s Network (EEWN), a women’s business networking organization, announces its annual Student Scholarship competition. Open to East End high school senior girls, this scholarship encourages leadership among young women and offers $1,000 to the winner and $500 to the runnerup. Student Scholarships are awarded to two high school senior girls each year. Judging is based on grade average, community and school involvement, reference letters, goals and an essay on Why is it Important For Women To Support One Another. giafheeg@optonline.net, www.eewn.org. SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S 11TH ANNUAL JOB FAIR – 5:30-7:30 p.m. Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Punquogue Ave., HB. For young people between the ages of 16 and 26. Bring your resume, a suit and a nice smile. 631-702-2421, southamptontownny.gov.

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LIVE FROM THE ROYAL BALLET: LA FILLE MAL GARDEE – 2:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Opera and ballet in cinema. The simple story of Lise, her suitor Colas, and Lise’s larger-than-life mother who tries to marry her off to the simpleton son of a rich neighbor, is both funny and touching, and filled with glorious detailed movement. Good for all ages. 631-283-2118, www. parrishart.org. $20 nonmembers, $17 members. CHILDREN’S YOGA – 3:45 p.m.-4:45 p.m., Sundays, Amy’s Ark Studio, 10 Hollow Ln., WH. 631-902-3655, www. amysarkstudio.wordpress.com. $10.

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MUSIC TOGETHER BY THE DUNES – The Joy of Family Music. Join us in this popular Early Childhood Music and Movement program for children, newborn through age 5 and their parents or caregivers. Songbook, CD's, newsletters and parent guide w/DVD are included with tuition. Monday and Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in WHB, Monday afternoon at Kidnastics in Center Moriches, Tuesday and Wednesday mornings at the East Hampton First United Methodist Church, Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Friday mornings at SYS Recreation Center on Majors Path in SH and the Children's Museum in BH, Sunday morning. Ask about a free demonstration class. 631-764-4180, www.mtbythedunes.com. ROSS SCHOOL’S SPRING MUSICAL: LITTLE ME – 7 p.m. Ross School Court Theatre, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. A story about Belle Schlumphert, a girl from Venezuela, Illinois, who was born on the “wrong” side of the tracks and falls in love with Noble Eggleston, a wealthy boy from the “right” side of the tracks. His mother will not agree to the union, but the young couple promises to wait for one another. Belle decides the only way to end up with Noble is to acquire wealth, culture and social position, which she does with the help of several men in her life, all of whom die as either a direct or indirect result of her. Belle tells her story retrospectively from her house in Southampton, NY. By Neil Simon. 631-907-5826. $20 for adults, $10 for students and seniors. Also 5/18 and 5/19.

FRIDAY, MAY 18

SHARK DIVE – Daily. 11 a.m., ages 12 and up (12-17 must be accompanied by a parent). Long Island Aquarium and Exhibition Center, 431 East Main St., RVHD. The Aquarium puts you into a cage in the middle of more than 10 circling sharks! No diving certification necessary. 631-208-9200, www.longislandaquarium.com. $155/nonmembers, $140/ members (includes aquarium admission). OPEN HOUSE FOR CENTER FOR THERAPEUTIC RIDING OF THE EAST END – Wolffer Estate Stables, Lobby/Reception Area, 41 Narrow Lane East, SGK. Attendees will have the opportunity to meet the staff, riders and volunteers and learn how this amazing program helps children and young adults with cognitive, emotional or physical disabilities. Call for more information, 631-7792835. www.ctreeny.org. Rain or shine. E-mail Kid’s Calendar listings to kelly@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

Get Walking! Sometimes it takes a child to inspire us to do more. In a recent letter to the editor, one of our readers shared a story about how her 5-year-old daughter Julia is making a difference. Instead of celebrating her birthday with a traditional party, she is organizing a few of her friends to join her team (Friends of Joseph) and walk for a cure for Cystic Fibrosis at the Great Strides walk in Westhampton Village on May 19. She asked her friends to donate to the team instead of giving gifts for a birthday. Her only wish is to help a dear friend of the family who is struggling with the disease. Great Strides raises critical funds for lifesaving research, education and care programs for cystic fibrosis (CF). So join the walk on May 19 and imagine the possibilities for a cure. Remember, no matter what age you are, you can make a difference. The Westhampton Beach participation in Great Strides is anticipated to break attendance records this year. The walk will take place on Saturday, May 19 starting at the Village Green, located at the intersection of Mill Road and Main Street. Registration begins at 9 a.m., and the walk begins at 10 a.m. For more information, please log onto www.cff.org/great_strides.

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& simple art of cooking by Silvia Lehrer

From the Hands of Babes… The ostrich egg was larger than Lire’s hands. Lire (pronounced Lee Ray), age 7, diligently inserted the metal tip of the Bosch hand drill into opposite ends of the egg, then proceeded to blow through the hole at one end, forcing the albumen to slip heavily out the other end and into a waiting bowl. The egg was destined for a frittata, prepared at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton on this sunny morning in April. The student chef culinary program, founded by Arjun Acuthan, Hayground faculty member and culinary arts instructor, consists of rotating “kitchen groups” made up of children ages 5 to 12. The students, three or four at a time, spend mornings working with Ella Engel-Snow, teaching assistant, as they plan, budget and prepare meals at Jeff’s Kitchen (built in memory of Jeff Salaway, one of Hayground School’s founders). Working assembly-style, teaching assistant Ella showed Lire, Lucien (age 7) and Elijah (age 12) how to stretch and shape the already-prepared focaccia dough on a pizza board. The dough then continued

down the assembly line to pretty 7-yearold Daniele, who proceeded to delicately top the focaccia rounds with roasted onions, garlic and peppers, fresh spinach and fresh herbs, all of which were laid out before her in small individual bowls. The outdoor, mobile, wood-burning pizza oven was ready for the focaccia breads to be slipped off of their peels to bake, soon to emerge crisp, golden brown, and well-puffed. A pre-cooked mixture of sautéed red onions, red peppers, and fresh spinach leaves coated the bottom of an oversized cast iron skillet for the frittata. Lire poured the liquid egg over the vegetables, covered the skillet with foil, and then Arjun whisked it out the back door to place in the pizza oven to set. A salad of mixed greens with a special apple-cider vinegar and basil-infused olive oil accompanied the frittata and focaccia for lunch this day. Sixty-one adorable, chattering students swarmed into the communal dining room to take their seats. With the focus of using foods grown and harvested locally and in season, the 44 student chefs in the program are constantly developing an understanding of how to use food groups for a balanced meal and to make connections with what they grow, cull, prepare, and eat. The school’s campus boasts two vegetable gardens, an herb garden, greenhouse, and chicken coop in the heart of the Hayground community, all overseen by faculty member and farming-enthusiast Jon Snow.

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Michaels’ Maidstone Bar & Restaurant By Stacy Dermont Michaels’ has been Michaels’ for over 40 years, nestled in a residential neighborhood a stone’s throw from Maidstone Beach. Currently Michaels’ is owned by Chef Luis DeLeora and his wife Virginia. They took over in 2008. Virginia greeted us at the door with a big smile and a “Welcome to Michaels’!” She showed us to a wooden booth made from a deconsecrated church pew. Michaels’ is homey in a tasteful way and family friendly. I appreciated the soft – but adequate – lighting. We were immediately taken with our server Randall, he was fast, informative and friendly. In addition to the regular dinner menu, there is the chef’s special menu and a raw bar, which offers salmon, oysters, clams, crab meat, tuna and shrimp. The fish is local, except for the salmon, which is from the Pacific Northwest. Chef Luis is Italian and Mexican. He credits his lovely Asian wife with the Asian influences at play in his cooking. My husband got rolling with a Tanqueray martini straight up with an olive. He pronounced it “Just right, very crisp.” Rosemary focaccia served with herby olive oil was

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Almond in Bridgehampton recognizes Mother’s Day on Sunday, May 13 during brunch from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. with a complimentary Bloody Mary or mimosa. The menu includes: sweet ricotta- stuffed French toast with lemon curd and blackberries ($16); and salade Nicoise with olive oil poached organic salmon, olives, piquillo peppers, haricot verts and boiled egg ($25). The ala a carte dinner menu will be offered from 5:30 to 10 p.m. 631-5375665 Muse in the Harbor in Sag Harbor celebrates its first Mother’s Day with brunch from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. and dinner from 5:30 to 10 p.m. All mothers will receive a complimentary mimosa. The signature $28.95 prix fixe will be offered for dinner with items including: tilapia Wienerschnitzel with pancetta, Parmesan spaetzle, artichoke, cured tomato “chop salad” and a marsala reduction; and vanilla cheesecake with raspberry purée and whipped cream. 631-899-4810 The Living Room Restaurant in East Hampton offers a three-course Mother’s Day prix fixe from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. The menu, which includes a glass of prosecco for all and a rosé for Mom, costs $65 per person. Featured dishes include: halibut with leek flan, asparagus and parsley sauce; and hand-cut fettuccini with spring peas, chanterelle mushrooms, pearl onions, asparagus and Parmesan cheese. 631324-5006 Navy Beach in Montauk also celebrates Mother’s Day with a special prix fixe menu and complimentary cocktail. Mothers will receive a complimentary Mere Royale cocktail made with sparkling wine, St. Germain and a fresh strawberry. The $40 threecourse prix fixe includes beet salad with goat cheese and mixed greens; buttermilk fried chicken with cheddar cornbread, housemade coleslaw and spicy honey drizzle; and chocolate mousse cake. 631-6686868 Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton presents a special Mother’s Day brunch from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. The brunch menu includes: chicken hash with poached eggs, hollandaise, and organic field greens ($14); and grilled Salmon with asparagus, chic pea puree and olive tapenade ($21). Dinner specials will be offered from 6 p.m. 631-324-3550 Phao in Sag Harbor offers a $24.95 Mother’s Day prix fixe from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. Kenneth

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Southampton Publick House on Tap be a bit maltier. The key to this Southampton staple is the balance between the two, which is muchappreciated by hopheads from around the East End. Next on the chain of popularity is the Southampton Double White. This is my personal favorite Publick House brew, and my go-to six pack if I’m visiting friends from out of state and want to spread the Long Island love. The Double White is an enhanced version of the classic Belgium style white ale, which is made from unmalted wheat, oats, coriander and orange peel. Markowski’s recipe calls for more orange and citrus flavors and a slightly fuller body. Again, the key is balance, and the more intense flavor has a satisfying finish. As the weather gets warmer, the beers get lighter, and the current seasonal selection is a good mix of summer brews. Our favorite was the Abbot 12,

which is a dark ale with notes of raisins, figs and caramel. After trying the Abbott 12, my dad was in the mood for another dark Southampton favorite, the Imperial Porter. I think that the fact that it’s almost Memorial Day and hockey is still being played throws the seasons off a little bit. Though he just mentioned it in passing, our waitress surprised us with two bottles of the dark brew. With hints of chocolate, toffee and caramel, it was the perfect “dessert.” The Publick House is participating in Long Island Craft Beer Week, which runs through May 20. Check out www.longislandcraftbeer.com for additional information on events. Southampton Publick House, 40 Bowden Square, Southampton, 631-283-2800, www.publick.com.

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DINING OUT

75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – New executive chef David Hensley from the Russian Tea Room, New Contemporary American Cuisine. Open daily, 8 a.m.4:30 p.m. Dinner 4:30 p.m.-midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, www.75main.com. BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM – The best aged and marinated steak, freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-722-3292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel, 631-298-3262. www.elbowroomli.com. COPA WINE & TAPAS RESTAURANT – Friday, Monica Hughes Performs. Saturday, Scottie Hopson performs. Dinner served Mon-Thurs till 10 p.m., Fri, Sat til 11 p.m. Late-night menu: 200 Bottles of wine, 40 wines by the glass. 95 School St., Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. ESTIA’S LITTLE KITCHEN – Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico. Dinner reservations recommended. 1615 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-725-1045, www.estiaslittlekitchen.com. GREENPORT TEA COMPANY - Bring Your Own Tea Cup Tea Tasting. The first Thursday of every month, the Greenport Tea Company will offer complimentary tastings 5 p.m.-7 p.m. at the tea bar in our new location on Front Street, Greenport across from Mitchell Park. Tastings are fun and informal, just bring your teacup and enthusiasm for tea. Any tea purchased of 1/2 lb. or more during the tasting will receive an additional 5% off on top of the 10% off in store special. Greenport 120-122 Front St., Greenport. 631-477-8744.

HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar and bakery, breakfast and lunch café. Kid friendly! Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach and also anywhere via their Mobile Espresso Unit. 631-726-COFE, http://www. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO – One of the best sunsets on the East End. Great food and wine on the waterfront. 313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7300, www.harborbistro.net. HARBOR GRILL – Affordable American dining. Family-friendly! 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-604-5290, www.facebook.com/harborgrill. JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Zagat-rated New American Cuisine. Sustainable, fresh and local food and wine. Dinner three-course prix fixe, Sun.-Thurs., $35 4:30 to 6 p.m. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Mon and Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. www.jamesportmanor.com. Reservations 631-722-0500 or opentable.com. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for more than 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy., Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATSULIN – Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat-Rated. Lunch, Dinner, Sushi & Sake Bar. Catering available. Open daily from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838, www.matsulin.com. MUSE IN THE HARBOR – New American Fare with regional flair. Live music Thurs. Open 5 p.m., Wed.Sun. 16 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-4810. www. museintheharbor.com. Old Mill Inn - Built in 1820, the historic Old Mill Inn continues to delight customers in search of great waterfront dining. In the heart of North Fork wine country, this destination restaurant showcases fresh, local ingredients. Come enjoy a glass of local wine on our deck overlooking Mattituck Inlet or by the wood burning fireplace in the pub. Voted “Best Bar “ in Best Of The Best, 2011, their 2012 entertainment schedule will be bringing top-notch artists to the East End. Call for hours and directions. Reservations recommended. 631-298-8080. PAGANO’S LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Full service gourmet pizzas, pastas, eggplant parmesan and other Italian dishes and daily specials. Full bar. Cozy atmosphere, family friendly. Open 11 a.m. -10 p.m. Wed. Mon. Closed Tuesday. 110 Front Street #110B, Greenport. 631-477-6767 or 631-765-6109 PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual French restaurant

and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. PLAZA CAFÉ – Fine American Cuisine with emphasis on seafood and great wines. Innovative and highly acclaimed. Open for dinner at 5:30 p.m. 61 Hill Street (around the corner from the cinema). 631-283-9323. RACE LANE – Open Wed-Sun, bar opens at 4 p.m. and kitchen at 5 p.m. $30 prix fixe dinner every night from 5 to 6:30 p.m. – choose from the entire menu. Award-winning Chef Dana Lamel has created a new Spring menu utilizing local produce, seafood and meats. Notable wines from an extensive list. 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. Racelanerestaurant.com SEN RESTAURANT – Chicken, beef and shrimp favorites with a selection of sushi and sashimi. Opens 5:30 p.m. daily. 23 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1774, www.senrestaurant.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Since 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800, www.publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR – A modern American bistro. Open daily for lunch and dinner. Fresh local seafood, prime steaks and local seasonal vegetables. 26W Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-723-2626. TUTTO IL GIORNO – $33 Three-course prix fixe dinner, Wed, Thurs and Sunday all night. Friday from 6 to 7 p.m. Open for lunch and dinner Saturday and Sunday at Noon. Closed Mon and Tues. 6 Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7009. TUTTO IL GIORNO SOUTH – $33 three course prix fixe dinner, Sun, Mon and Thurs all night, and Fri from 6 to 7 p.m. Open for dinner Thurs, Mon at 6 p.m. Open for lunch Sat and Sun at noon. Closed Tues and Wed. 56 Nugent Street, Southampton. 631-377-3611. TWEED’S – Located in historic Riverhead, Tweed’s Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best L.I. vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151 VALENTE RISTORANTE PIZZERIA – Now open, 674 Montauk Highway, East Quogue. 631-653-6004. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

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“Group Therapy” at Harper’s Books & Michael Knigin at Adas Israel

The current show at Harper’s Books in East Hampton takes a bit of effort to understand if the viewer is looking for a connection amongst the pieces. After all, the exhibit’s provocative title, “Group Therapy,” denotes a collective message that may exist. Yet we cannot perceive any. Rather, the meaning lies in the individual pieces, which may represent another kind of therapy: catharsis for the artist. In this case, therefore, the title should simply be, “Therapy.” Why? Because titles are really important, providing guides and focal points for art critics and spectators alike. Of course, then we have the problem of figuring out how and why the work is cathartic, an impossible task if we do not know the artists involved. To be fair, we must consider another meaning for the present title. Perhaps it has to do with what happens between the viewer and each work, interactive dynamics that become a “group” process. Sound complicated? You bet. However, we are going to stick to such an approach by suggesting

pieces in the show that make a connection, at least for this art critic. Simple. As we walk into the gallery, Peter Dayton’s Xerox collage with resin quickly gets our attention with its shiny surface and bright flowers, establishing an upbeat mood. Laurie Lambrecht’s “Chairs Blue Root,” with its bird’seye-view, recalls the chairs in the notable collection of Robert Wilson and in the recent movie, Pena, although such items are used differently. There’s something about chairs that fires up the Images from Harper’s Books “Group Therapy” imagination. Matthew Satz’s “Untitled By-Product,” an oil images conveying the confluence of people and -on-paper work, attracts us because of the artful use events. Often such images are incongruent and/or of paint and composition. contradictory: soldiers carrying a Torah; diverse Michael Solomon’s Polaroid prints are small and people both sitting and moving. Moreover, the not at all what we expected from this artist, but themes are oppositional as well: universality and they are intriguing nonetheless. Unexpected also is specificity; the beginning and end. Bastienne Schmidt’s “Megamillions 1” mixed-media The images of Anne Frank are particularly potent work, complete with lottery tickets placed sideways. and startling as universal ideas give way to her It’s a busy display of shapes but eye-catching as individual life, like a work with both the moon well. Finally, Philippe Cheng’s “Ocean Road” is an (recalling Knigin’s cosmic images for NASA) and inventive abstract C-print with lovely, daunting Frank glaring at us from beyond. Other iconic colors that stay in our imagination. representations are present in Knigin’s works, but Also daunting is Michael Knigin’s commemoration Frank’s is the one that stays with us. of Anne Frank (“The Art Of Remembrance”) at “Group Therapy” is at Harper’s Books (87 Newtown Sag Harbor’s Temple Adas Israel, a homage that Lane, East Hampton) until May 21. Call 631-324continues to haunt our memories. These particular 1131. “The Art of Remembrance” will be at Sag prints on canvas possess visual motifs that also Harbor’s Temple Adas Israel (Elizabeth Street) until make them notable: namely, superimpositions of May 31. Call 631-725-0904.

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Dan’s Papers May 11, 2012 arts & entertainment danshamptons.com Page 74 Q: Did you ever want to live in one of those neighborhoods? I certainly would. A: We found a fabulous townhouse on the top floor with a fireplace and a glass skylight. But we didn’t buy it. I like this lifestyle that I have now. We live Springs, and I have a lovely studio; I am very by Marion W. Weiss in happy here. Q: But if you weren’t living here, where would you like to live? A: I’d go to an island in the Caribbean where there’s peace and tranquility. Q: Where do you get that peace now? A: I walk with my dogs to the beach or the woods. When we go to the beach, we see other dogs Carol Saxe behaving like they were in a play group. Dogs are This week’s cover by Carol Saxe, “Lobster Roll,” similar to us in their emotional makeup. brings back fond memories for those of us who Q: What about your art training? Were you frequent this iconic restaurant. Yet Saxe has a encouraged to be an artist? penchant for not only depicting universal qualities A: I wasn’t encouraged to go to art school but to but also specific details. In a word, she captures the get a liberal arts degree. I went to the University of structure or essence of an object, from New York Michigan and started in liberal arts, but I couldn’t neighborhoods to images through a window and take art courses unless I was in the School of Art, so dogs on a beach. I switched to art. Q: How would you classify your subjects? In other Q: Even though you were discouraged? words, what do they include? A: I was told artists don’t get raises or pensions A: First of all, architectural aspects of New York, and that it was a stupid career choice. On the other Paris and out here. I also created a series featuring hand, artists don’t retire or don’t look forward to waves. I like painting dog art, dogs on the beach, too. when they can’t paint. I did contemplate being a Q: I see a pattern here, your subjects are about marine biologist. the water. Why? Q: There’s the water again. Did you have artists A: I grew up on boats. Water is fascinating to in the family? I have a feeling you did. paint, but it’s difficult to capture. It’s not solid. A: On my mother’s side, we had architects and Q: The Lobster Roll cover is by the water, too. designers. On my father’s side, they were all A: I did that for a commission. I like commissions. scientists. I see them as a collaboration. Some of the clients Q: So, there’s both art and science playing a part have ideas that are good. In this case, the client in your genes. suggested putting in a vintage car. I think it works A: I do believe in the relationship between art well with the Lobster Roll. And the Lunch sign is and science. The process is similar; there’s art in similar to the Sag Harbor Theatre sign. scientific research, being open to seeing patterns. Q: Your New York scenes are not near the water, Art is creative and so is scientific research. but what areas and buildings attract you there? Q: How has your own style changed over the A:Events Fifth AD Avenue between and 4:39 11thPM Streets, May B+W_Dans 1-4 pg10th 4/26/12 Page 1 years? the Upper East Side. The townhouses there.

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ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES

For more events happening this week, check out: North Fork Calendar pg: 58 Kids Calendar pg: 66 Day by Bay Calendar pg: 76 OPENINGS AND EVENTS FRIDAYS AT NOON: THE ARTISTS VIEW – May 11, noon. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. With Almond Zigmund. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. Free with museum admission. EAST HAMPTON TOWN MARINE MUSEUM – May 12, 10 a.m. 301 Bluff Rd., AMG. The East Hampton Historical Society Board of Trustees 81st Annual Meeting, with guest speaker Judith Sneddon. Refreshments will be served, all invited. info@easthamptonhistory.org, www. easthamptonhistory.org. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – May 12, 2 p.m. Artspire. Artists in all disciplines looking for jobs, opportunities, grants, and professional development are invited to attend a presentation about the free and low-cost national services and resources that Artspire and the New York Foundation for the Arts offer. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. Free admission. GUILD HALL – 75TH ANNUAL ARTISTS MEMBERS EXHIBITION – 158 Main St. 631-324-0806, www. guildhall.org. EDUCATION – Saturdays, May 12, 19, 26 and June 2, 9 from 2-4 p.m. Painting Workshop with Roisin Bateman. $150/$125 Members. PUBLIC PROGRAMS – May 19, 10 a.m. Grants and Funding for Artists. Panel to be announced. Noon, Assistant to the Curator, Lewis B. Cullman Education Associate, Michelle Klein, interviews winning entrants while touring the show. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – Open May 15-August 11. Open 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Chris Murray’s “Paintings of New York.” Tues.-Sat. 17 Meeting House Ln., SH. 631-283-2494. www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.

org. $4 adults, members and children free. Also on view, curator Gerri MacWhinnie’s collection dating from 17501950, “Children’s Furniture from the Past.” FRIDAYS AT NOON: THE ARTISTS VIEW – May 18, noon. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. With Peter Schlesinger. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. Free with museum admission. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – Opening reception May 19, 5-9 p.m. 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. “The Big Show 7.” This year’s exhibition will feature works by William Steiger, Jill Musnicki, Perry Burns, Jeff Muhs, Rex Lau, Shelley Reed, Cornelia Foss, Nathan Slate Joseph, Janet Culbertson, Alice Moore Hope, Carol Hunt, Gavin Zeigler and Christian Little. Exhibition on view May 19-June 24. 631-702-2306, www.silasmarder.com. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – Artists’ reception May 20, 3-5 p.m. Show runs May 4-August 3. 370 Manor Ln., Jamesport. The exhibit features East End Arts members: contemporary artist Robert Strimban and master printmaker Caroline Waloski. The public will have the opportunity to meet the artists. Local wines and artisan cheeses will be served. 631-727-0900, www. eastendarts.org. Free. PMW GALLERY, CT – Opening reception May 20, noon4 p.m. Exhibition open May 20-July 1. 530 Roxbury Rd., Stamford, Connecticut. Sag Habor’s Anne Seelbach will have an exhibition of her “Troubled Waters” paintings. 631-899-4175, www.anneseelbach.com. AGORA GALLERY, NYC – Opening reception May 25, 6-8 p.m. Open May 18-June 7. Agora Gallery, 530 West 25th St., NYC. “Landscapes of the Mind” exhibition by Southampton artist CATO. 631-212-4151, www.agoragallery.com. PETER MARCELLE GALLERY – Opening reception May 27, 6-9 p.m. 2411 Main St., BH. 631-613-6170. RSVP required to cmccormick@petermarcellegallery.com. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME – May 27, opening reception for “Paintings,” a solo exhibit by East Hampton painter Anne Raymond, 6-8 p.m. 154 Main St., AMG. 631267-9777, www.sylvesterathome.com. ROGERS MEMORIAL LIBRARY – Opens June 9, 2-4 p.m. 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. “Vernissage: East End Water Views and Landscapes,” by Donald E. Wilson. 631283-0774. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Opens June 24. 25 Jobs Ln., SH. “The Landmarks of New York.” Exhibition on view through September 5. Another exhibition entitled “Liminal Ground: Adam Bartos Long Island Photographs, 2009-2011” will also be on display from June 24-September 5. 631-283-2118, parrishart.org. NATIONAL JURIED ART COMPETITION BY EAST END ARTS – Submission deadline June 30. Theme “Joy.” Entries are open to any two-dimensional media, including painting, drawing, original fine art prints, photography and computer art. Artists will be notified of the jurors’ decisions of inclusion in the show on or before

July 11. The “Best in Show” winner will receive a 10-day stay in East End Arts’ Artist Residence near Hamptons’ Museums and Galleries, plus $1,000 cash, and inclusion in a group show at the prestigious Peter Marcelle Gallery in Bridgehampton. The winner will also receive 100 postcards announcing the “Joy” Show, which will feature the image of her/his artwork. 631-727-0900, eastendarts.org/gallery/ JOY-NationalJuriedShow.html. Artists may enter up to three works for $45. “DIGGING UP OUR AGRARIAN ROOTS” EXHIBITION OPENING PARTY – July 6, 6-8 p.m. Shelter Island Historical Society, 16 South Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-0025. 3RD HAITIAN ART & HANDCRAFT SALE – July 20-22. Opening Reception July 22, 5-8 p.m. Open July 21, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., July 22, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Upper Parish Hall, Christ Episcopal Church, Hampton & East Union Streets, SGH. Sale of Haitian art and handcrafts to benefit the people of Chermaitre, Haiti, in partnership with the Vassar Haiti Project. 631-725-0128, www.thehaitiproject. org. SCULPTURE IN THE GARDEN: UNCOMMON GROUND III – July 21. Bridge Gardens, 36 Mitchell Ln., BH. 631-283-3195. CLINTON ACADEMY MUSEUM – Open July 28-October 8, Saturdays 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sundays Noon-5 p.m. 151 Main St., EH. “The Long Island Express: Rare Photographs of East Hampton After the 1938 Hurricane.” Special curator’s tour by Director Richard Barons. 631-324-6850, www.easthamptonhistory.org. No admission, donations appreciated. THE GARDEN AS ART – August 25. Guild Hall 158 Main St., EH. Continental breakfast, presentation by Mr. Hollander, Edmund Hollander Landscape Architects, Tour of spectacular gardens. Bridge Gardens, 631-3240806, www.guildhall.org. Register before July 1, $85/$75 members; after, $100/$85 members. ONGOING GALLERY 125 – Through May 13. 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. Major works by Daniel O’Keefe and John Perreault. 631-880-2693. JOHN CHAMBERLAIN AT THE GUGGENHEIM – Through May 13. 1071 5th Ave., New York. Don’t miss the work of Shelter Island’s master sculptor on display. www. guggenheim.org. CELADON GALLERY – Through May 20. Open weekends 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. Clay Art Guild of the Hamptons ceramics sale. PIERRE’S – Through May 30. 2468 Main St., BH. Painter Dick Huebner shows his contemporary paintings with varied expressions on nature and life. 631-537-5110, www. pierresbridgehampton.com. Send gallery listings to kelly@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

MOVIES The Avengers 3D (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 7, 10:15, Sat., 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:15, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7, Mon.-Thur., 3:45, 7 The Avengers 2D – Fri., 3:15, 6:30, 9:45, Sat., 12, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45, Sun., 12, 3:15, 6:30, Mon.-Thur., 3:15, 6:30 Pirates Band Of Misfits 3D (PG) – Fri.-Sun., 3:30, 7:10, Mon.-Thur., 7:10 Pirates Band Of Misfits 2D (PG) – Fri., 9:40, Sat., 12:15, 9:40, Sun., 12:15, Mon.-Thur., 3:30 Think Like A Man (PG-13) – Fri., 4, 6:45, 9:50, Sat., 12:45, 4, 6:45, 9:50, Sun., 12:45, 4, 6:45, Mon.-Thur., 4, 6:45

Please call to confirm titles and times. UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) (631-324-0448) The Avengers 3D (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 7, 10:10, Sat., 12:45, 3:45, 7, 10:10, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7, Mon.-Tues., 3:45, 7 The Avengers 2D (PG-13) – Fri., 3:15, 6:30, 9:45, Sat., 12, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45, Sun., 12, 3:15, 6:30, Mon.-Tues., 3:15, 6:30 Dark Shadows (PG-13) – Fri., 4:15, 7:30, 10:15, Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, 10:15, Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, Mon.-Tues., 4:15, 7:30 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) – Fri., 4, 7:15, 10, Sat., 1, 4, 7:15, 10, Sun., 1, 4, 7:15, Mon.-Tues., 4, 7:15 Pirates Band Of Misfits 3D (PG) – Fri.-Sun., 3:30, 6:50, Mon.-Tues., 6:50 Pirates Band Of Misfits 2D (PG) – Fri., 9:15, Sat., 12:45, 9:15, Sun., 12:45, Mon.-Tues., 3:30 Chimpanzee (G) – Fri., 4:30, 6:40, Sat., 12:15, 2:30, 4:30, 6:40, Sun., 12:15, 2:30, 4:30, Mon.-Tues., 4:30 The Raven (R) – Fri.-Sun., 9:30, Mon.-Tues., 6:40 SOUTHAMPTON (631-287-2774) Avengers 3D (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 7, 10:10, Sat., 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:10, Sun., 12:30, 3:45, 7, Mon.-Thurs., 3:45, 7 Avengers 2D (PG-13) – Fri., 6:30, 9:50, Sat., 3:15, 6:30, 9:50, Sun., 3:15, 6:30, Mon.-Thurs., 6:30 Dark Shadows (PG-13) – Fri., 4:15, 7:20, 10:20, Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, 10:10, Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:20

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (631-298-SHOW) Please call for showtimes. The Lucky One (PG-13) – Fri., 3:50, Sat., 12:45, Sun., 12:45, Mon.-Thurs., 4 The Five Year Engagement (R) – Fri., 4, 6:45, 10, Sat., 1, 4, 6:45, 10, Sun., 1, 4, 6:45, Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:10 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Footnote (PG) – Sat.-Sun., 2, 6 all week Elles (NC-17) – 4 all week Monsieur Lazhar (PG-13) – 8 all week Deep Blue Sea (R) – Sat., 9:45 UA HAMPTON BAYS 5 (+) (631-728-8251) Dark Shadows (PG-13) – Fri., 4:10, 7:20, 10, Sat., 1, 4:10, 7:20, 10, Sun., 1, 4:10, 7:20, Mon.-Thur., 4:10, 7:20

HAMPTON ARTS (WESTHAMPTON BEACH) (+) (631-288-2600) The Avengers 2D (PG-13) – Fri., 7, 9:45, Sat., 1, 4, 7, 9:45, Sun., 1, 4, 7, Mon.-Thur., 7 Five Year Engagement (R) – Fri., 7:30, 9:45, Sat., 2, 4:30, 7:30, 9:45, Sun., 2, 4:30, 7:30, Mon.-Thur., 7 THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) The Avengers 2D (PG13) – Fri.-Sat., 7, 9:40, Sun.-Thurs., 7 The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assisted listening device. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available.

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DAY BY DAY For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 75 Kid Calendar pg: 66 North Fork Calendar pg: 58 AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTKMontauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGH-Sag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach WS-Wainscott

THURSDAY, MAY 10

CLARA WILLIAMS TRUNK SHOW – Rose Jewelers, 57 Main St., SH. Exclusively in SH. 631-283-5757, www. rosejewelersny.com. Also 5/11 and 5/12. ANTON CHEKHOV’S “UNCLE VANYA” – ThursdaysSaturdays at 8 p.m., Sundays at 7 p.m., through May 20. John Drew theatre, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Comedic story about middle-aged Ivan Petrovich Voynitsky’s reaction when he is visited by his late sister’s first husband, and the man’s beautiful new wife. Directed by Stephen Hamilton. 631-324-0806, www.guildhall.org. $25 general admission, $23 members, $10 students. PLAY OPENING: “EXTREMITIES” BY WILLIAM MASTROSIMONE – 8 p.m. The Bridge@Bridgehampton Community House, 2357 Montauk Hwy, BH. This raw and graphic play about a woman’s reaction to a sexual assault, and is not recommended for children under 16. 631-8713408, www.extremities-hitfest.eventbrite.com. $20. Runs through May 27.

FRIDAY, MAY 11

CANDLELIGHT FRIDAYS AT WOLFFER – 5-8 p.m. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. Obed Jean Louis performs. 631-537-5106, www.wolffer.com. Free. BREAD & JAZZ FORUM – 6-8 p.m., Jeff’s Kitchen, Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Lane, BH. Groove gumbo quartet featuring Morris Goldberg on saxophone, Bill Smith on piano, Bobby Brennan on bass, and Claes

Brondal on drums. Bread making, local wine and cheese included. 631-537-7068. $10. JEWELRY MAKING CLASS WITH ERIC MESSIN – 6-8 p.m. Pelletreau Silver Shop, 80 Main St., SH. Learn the basics of jewelry making, from sculpting wax and smoldering to polishing and setting stones. Eight-week course. Limited to four students, call 631-283-2494 to reserve. www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. $385, $365 for members. Also 5/12, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. FILM: BOY – 7:30 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Set on the east coast of New Zealand in the year 1984, Boy, an 11-year-old kid and devout Michael Jackson fan gets a chance to know his father, who has returned to find a bag of money he buried years ago. 631-288-1500, www.whbpac.org. Also 5/12 at 7:30 p.m., and 5/13 at 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. $10, $7, $3. THE PICTURE SHOW PRESENTS GONE WITH THE WIND – 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, 1 Bay St., SGH. 631725-9500, www.baystreet.org. $5, for dinner and a movie package contact The American Hotel at 631-725-3535, Il Cappuccino at 631-725-2747, Phao at 631-725-1774, Page at 63 Main at 631-725-1810, or Dockside at 631-725-7100.

SATURDAY, MAY 12

VEGETABLE GARDENING 101 WITH RICK BOGUSCH AND JEFF NEGRON – Bridge Gardens, 36 Mitchell Lane, BH. 631-283-3195. FAIR FOODS MARKET – 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Bay Burger, 1742 Sag Harbor Tpk, SGH. Locally-produced food. www. eastendfoodies.com. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS – 10 a.m.-noon. Red Creek/ Sears Pond Circuit. Meet on Red Creek Road in Flanders, 50 yards from Route 24. Moderately-paced hike on wide, old woods road trails. Jim Crawford, 631-369-2341. LOAVES & FISHES COOKING DEMONSTRATION – Saturdays, 12-2 p.m. Loaves & Fishes, 2266 Main St., BH. 631-537-6066, www.landfcookshop.com. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM’S 3RD ANNUAL INSIDER’S VIEW OF SOUTHAMPTON HOMES – 1-4:30 p.m. Champagne and exhibit preview 4:30-6 p.m. at the Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. Chris Murray’s paintings of New York. This year’s tour showcases a number of homes of significant historic and architectural importance in Southampton and Water Mill, some dating back to the early 1800’s. 631283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. $75 in advance, $90 on day of the tour.

PICK OF THE WEEK Jazz at Pierre’s 5/13, 6:30-9:30 p.m. See listing LOAVES & FISHES COOKING CLASS: SATURDAY SUPPER – Saturdays, 6-9 p.m. Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main St., BH. 631-537-6066, www.landfcookshop.com. $165. COMPOSERS OF THE EAST END – 7 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center, Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Ln., SH. Annual concert presented by the Southampton Cultural Center. Pieces by composers Stephen Dickman, Katherine Hoover, Daniel Koontz and George Cork Maul. 631-287-4377, southamptonculturalcenter.org. $20, $10 for students under 21. MY SON THE WAITER: A JEWISH TREGEDY – 8 p.m. Bay Street Theatre, 1 Bay Street, SGH. written and starring Brad Zimmerman. To benefit Bay Street Theatre. 631-725-9500, www.baystreet.org. $30 at the door.

SUNDAY, MAY 13

MOTHER’S DAY! SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS – 9-11 a.m. Meet at the Park entrance on Millstone Brook Road in Southampton. Elliston Park Ramble, moderately-paced hike. Howard Resiman, 631-283-5376. SOUTHAMPTON TRAILS HORSES ON TRAILS RIDE – 10 a.m.-noon. BYO horse and helmet. Must be a member of STPS/HOT to participate due to insurance requirements. Easy to join on the day of the ride! Call for reservations and meeting place. Barbara Bornstein, 631537-6188. SOUTHAMPTON ANTIQUES FAIR – 9 a.m.-3 p.m. White House, 159 Main St., Corner of Jagger Ln., SH. Antiques, furniture, jewelry, vintage clothing, glass, ceramics, artwork, and a variety of collectibles. 631283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. Free admission. Also 5/27. (continued next page)

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DAY BY DAY MOTHER’S DAY – 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Duck Walk South, 231 Montauk Hwy (Rte. 27), Water Mill. Complimentary glass of wine and keepsake for Mom with purchased tasting. 631-726-7555 x4, duckwalk.com. MOTHER’S DAY BRUNCH AT PIERRE’S – 11 a.m. – 10 p.m. 2468 Main St., BH. Reservations recommended. 631-537-5110, www.pierresbridgehampton.com. VERDI’S “ERNANI” FROM TEATRO COMMUNALE DI BOLOGNA – 2 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. An early Verdi gem based on a story by Victor Hugo. Three powerful men compete and conspire to win the hand of the beautiful Elvira, but in the end, duty and honor leave everyone woeful. Starring Roberto Aronica and Dimitra Theodossiou. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. $17 nonmembers, $14 members. JAZZ AT PIERRE’S – 6:30-9:30 p.m. 2468 Main St., BH. Vanessa Trouble & Co. 631-537-5110, www. pierresbridgehampton.com. Also 5/15 and 5/20.

MONDAY, MAY 14

JAZZ JAM AT THE PIZZA PLACE – 7-9 p.m., Mondays. The Pizza Place, 2123 Montauk Hwy, BH. Join us for an open jazz jam session featuring The Dennis Rafflelock Duo. Up-and-comers & old timers welcome! 631-537-7865.

TUESDAY, MAY 15

SOUTHAMPTON YOUTH BUREAU’S 11TH ANNUAL JOB FAIR – 5:30-7:30 p.m. Hampton Bays Community Center, 25 Punquogue Ave., HB. For young people between the ages of 16 and 26. Bring your resume, a suit, and a nice smile. 631-702-2421, southamptontownny.gov.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16

KNITTING CIRCLE WITH MIMI FINGER – 2 p.m., Wednesdays. Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. Knitters of any level meet for instruction or to have fun. 631-283-2494, www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum. org. $5, free for members. LIVE FROM THE ROYAL BALLET: LA FILLE MAL GARDEE – 2:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Opera and ballet in cinema. The simple story of Lise, her suitor Colas, and Lise’s larger-than-life mother who tries to marry her off to the simpleton son of a rich neighbor is both funny and touching, and filled with glorious detailed movement. Good for all ages. 631-283-2118, www. parrishart.org. $20 nonmembers, $17 members.

THURSDAY, MAY 17

THE SECRETS OF BEEKEEPING – Class repeats third Thursday of the month through October. South Fork Natural History Museum, 377 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Tpk., BH. A course for the novice beekeeper, or to improve your beekeeping skills. 631-537-9735, www.sofo.org. $200. LIGHTNING ROUND 3 – 6:30 p.m. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. In the tradition of “percha kucha” (chitchat in Japanese), the Parrish Art Museum brings you Lightning Round 3, an evening of rapid-pace presentations by 10 members of the creative community. 631-283-2118, www.parrishart.org. $5 members, $10 nonmembers. COOKING CLASS WITH PETER AMBROSE – 6:30 p.m. Old Whalers’ Church, 44 Union St., SGH. A caterer on the East End for 20-plus years, Peter will prepare samples from his takeout and catering menus as well as his “Endless Summer” a la carte menu. Some of the highlights include lobster roll, fish tacos, pulled pork, salads, Mediterranean chicken on skewers, baby back ribs and much more. Wine and water will be served throughout the evening. Proceeds benefit the Community House Fund at Old Whalers’, established to improve and maintain the facilities used by many community groups that serve several hundred people each week. Contributions to the Community House Fund are tax deductible. Space is limited, reserve in advance, 631-553-6515. $30, payable by cash or check at the door. JAM SESSON AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m., Thursdays. 1472 County Road 79, SGH. Thursday Night Live Band: Bryan Campbell on guitar, Peter Martin Weiss on bass, and Claes Brondal on drums and as MC. Bring your instrument to join in. 631-899-3915, www.thejamsession. org. $5 suggested donation for non-musicians. CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS: INFORMATIONAL MEETING – 7:30 p.m. The Benevolent & Protective Orders of Elks of the USA, Lodge #2044, 1239 East Main Street, RVHD. A replica of the Vietnam Memorial in Washington, D.C. will be coming to Calverton National Cemetery 6/20-6/24, and many volunteers are needed. Come to the meeting for more information. 631-727-2027. MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL – 8 p.m. opening night party. Gurney’s Inn, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, MTK. Meet the musicians. $35 includes 3-hour open bar hors d’oeuvres,

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and 7 bands performing. Free festival continues through 5/20, with more than 100 artists performing a variety of music. Most of the proceeds from T-shirt and CD sales benefit the Montauk fireworks show on July 4. 631-6682428, www.themontaukmusicfestival.com.

FRIDAY, MAY 18

CANDLELIGHT FRIDAYS AT WOLFFER – 5-8 p.m. Wölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. 631-5375106, www.wolffer.com. Free. SWAMP CABBAGE PERFORMS AT MONTAUK MUSIC FESTIVAL – 9:30 p.m. The Coast, 41 South Euclid Avenue, MTK. Fronted by veteran guitarist Walter Parks, who built an international career as lead guitarist for Woodstock legend Richie Havens. www.swampcabbage. com/2.0/. Also 5/19, 11 p.m.

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CYSTIC FIBROSIS GREAT STRIDES WALK – 5/19. Westhampton Village, Support team Friends of Joseph. www.cff.org/great_strides. NY LANDMARKS CONSERVANCY SACRED SITES OPEN HOUSE WEEKEND – 5/19-20. During this annual event, congregations of many religions and denominations will open their doors specifically to the public and tourists in order to encourage a greater understanding of the contributions they make to the community. Sacred Sites is the only statewide program in the country providing financial and technical assistance for the restoration of culturally significant properties. www.nylandmarks.org/ events/lectures_and_other_events/ss_open_house. GREENPORT FARMERS MARKET – Saturdays, starting 5/19-10/13, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. United Methodist Church, 621 Main St., Greenport. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – Saturdays, starting 5/19-10/27, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Bay and Burke Streets, in front of Breakwater Yacht Club, SGH. ERICA JONG AT BOOKHAMPTON – 5/19, 8 p.m. 41 Main St., EH. This internationally-recognized and provocative author of Fear of Flying will speak about sexuality issues facing women today, and differences in contemporary erotica as compared to that of the ‘60s and ‘70s. This Bookhampton conversation is entitled “Is This What We’ve Come to?” 631-324-4939, www.bookhampton. com. Free. MIKE DOUGHTY AT WHBPAC – 5/19, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. This Brooklyn-based singer/songwriter performs. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $25. THE WOOD BROTHERS AT WHBPAC – 5/20, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Siblings with different musical backgrounds perform together. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $35, $25, $15. HABITAT FOR HUMANITY GOLF CLASSIC – 5/21 at the St. George’s Golf and Country Club, East Setauket. Held in memory of Roger Metcalf. The goal is to raise funds and awareness in support of Habitat Suffolk’s affordable housing program for low-income families. 631-422-4828 x105, www.habitatsuffolk.org. JAZZ AT PIERRE’S – 5/22, 6:30-9:30 p.m. 2468 Main St., BH. Special guest TBA. Jane Hastay on piano, Peter Martin Weiss on bass. 631-537-5110, www.pierresbridgehampton. com. BRIDGEHAMPTON ASSOCIATION’S ANNUAL BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT – 5/23. Bridgehampton Club, Ocean Rd., BH. All the proceeds of the event go to the Bridgehampton Association, a non-profit group of volunteers that raises money to support charitable, cultural and educational organizations. Call Pat Mohlere at 631-729-5120 to sign up. $100 per person includes 18 holes of golf, buffet breakfast and lunch. Rain date 5/24. THE BATTLES OF CAPTAIN WHITE IN THE FIGHT FOR SOUTHAMPTON: 1870 TO 1893 – 5/23, 11 a.m. Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill St., SH. Executive director Tom Edmonds lectures on a tireless fighter for the rights of local farmers and fishermen. White stopped the development of hotels, casinos, racetracks and factories on the oceans and bays. 631-283-2494, www. southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. Donations encouraged. EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – Fridays, starting 5/25-9/28, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Nick and Tony’s Lot, 136 North Main St., EH. HAYGROUND SCHOOL FARMERS MARKET – Fridays, starting 5/25-8/31, 3-6:30 p.m. 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. WORLD PREMIERE: MONTAUK CHRONICLES – 5/25, 7:30 p.m. Gurney’s Resort, Spa and Conference Center, 290 Old Montauk Hwy, MTK. This highly-

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DAY BY DAY “LEGENDS” BY OUR FABULOUS VARIETY SHOW – 6/1 and 6/2 at 7:30 p.m., 6/3 at 2 p.m. 230 Elm, 230 Elm St., SH. Come enjoy the Our Fabulous Variety Show sing, dance, and pay tribute to some of the greatest performers and musicians from the last century: Whitney Houston, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Madonna, and more! www. ourfabulousvarietyshow.eventbrite.com. $20 and include a buffet dinner or brunch. FILM: THE SALT OF LIFE – 6/1 and 6/2, 7:30 p.m.; 6/3, 1 and 4 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Gianni Di Gregorio reprises his role in the 2010 sleeper hit, Mid August Lunch as a retiree burdened with a spendthrift mother, a romantically indifferent wife and a daughter with a slacker boyfriend. Tired of seeing his aging counterparts snag beautiful young women, he puts on his best manners in an effort to spice up his love life. Italian. 631-288-1500, www.whbpac. org. $10, $7, $3. 34TH ANNUAL POTATOHAMPTON 5K RUN/WALK – 6/2, registration on race day 7:30-8:30 a.m., race starts at 9 a.m. Begins and ends at Ocean Road and Montauk Hwy, BH. Beautiful route past high-end real estate and horse farms south of Montauk Highway, an area once largely comprised of potato farms. Awards given to top runners overall, top runners in specific age groups, and the top walkers. Funds raised benefit Jordan’s Initiative, an organization honoring the memory of Sag Harbor’s LCpl Jordan Christian Haerter by raising money to support currently deployed troops and veterans. www. danshamptons.com/potatohampton. $30 in advance, $35 on day of race. FIGHTING CHANCE 10TH ANNIVERSARY SUMMER GALA – 6/2, 7 p.m. Devon Yacht Club, 300 Abrahams Landing Rd., AMG. Come enjoy sunset cocktails, a seated buffet, a silent auction, and a 50/50 raffle. Dance band Loan Sharks to play. 631-725-4646, www.fightingchance. org. $400. SOUTHAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – Sundays, starting 6/3-10/7, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 25 Jobs Ln., west side ground of Parrish Art ROUTE 27 FARMERS MARKET – Wednesdays, starting 6/7-11/1, 2-6 p.m. American Legion Post 419, Montauk Hwy and Abrahams’ Path, AMG. DIANNE REEVES AT WHBPAC – 6/8, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main

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St., WHB. Jazz vocalist and winner of multiple Grammy Awards. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $85, $70, $55. PAWS ACROSS THE HAMPTONS – 6/9, 9 a.m. registration, 10 a.m. walk. Lola Prentice Park, adjacent to the Southampton Village Police station on Windmill Lane. Dog walk to benefit the Southampton Hospital and the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation. Rain date 6/10. www.southamptonhospital.org, www. southamptonanimalshelter.com. $30, $15 for seniors and kids under 15. PETFEST – 6/9, 2386 Montauk Hwy, BH. Celebrate pets and pet heroes with live entertainment, famous pet acts, pet adoptions, contests, and more. 631-237-1365, PetFestFun.com. GOLF WITH THE KNICKS AT THE BRIDGE: ROSS SCHOOL’S FOURTH ANNUAL OUTING – 6/11, 9 a.m. Breakfast buffet, 10:30 a.m. shotgun start, 4 p.m. cocktails. The Bridge Golf Club, 118 Millstone Road, BH. Experience an unforgettable day of golf at this exclusive 18-hole, 76.1 rated course designed by Reese Jones, ASGCA. Enjoy golf and basketball banter with clients, friends, and celebrated members of the New York Knicks family, including John Starks. $750 per person, $300 for foursome, $1000 play with a Knicks legend, $100 cocktails and entertainment only. www.ross.org/golf. CULINARY SUCCESS SILVIA LEHRER SPEAKS – 6/13, 12 p.m. The Beard House, 1667 West 12th St., NYC. Dan’s Papers’-own Silvia Lehrer will discuss her book, Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island’s East End speaks at this ongoing monthly literary series. Acqua Panna and S.Pellegrino waters, tea from Le Palais des Thés, Lavazza Coffee, and Green & Black’s Organic Chocolate will be served. Sweets provided by Three Tarts. Guests are also welcome to bring a brown-bag lunch. Books will be available for purchase from Mobile Libris. Reserve at 212-627-2308. jamesbeard. org. $20 suggested donation, free admission for students. LIONS CLUB ANNUAL GOLF TOURNAMENT – 6/13. Noyac Golf Club, 51 Wildwood Road, SGH. Proceeds from the event will help to continue Lions programs like purchasing guide dogs, giving eyeglasses to needy school children, and providing large print and audio books to the library. The club is still looking for sponsors. Call Bob Grisnik at 631-283-1506. southamptonlions@hamptons. com. Mail donations to PO Box 358, SH, 11969.

Police Blotter Free Beer? A bar in the Hamptons put a sign in front of their establishment that read, “Free Beer, Topless Women and False Advertising.” Frequent calls were made to the bar by residents reminding the owner of the bar that false advertising is illegal…and then they asked, “Are there really topless women?” Needed Some ice cream I Guess A man in Southampton broke into a store and made off with several pints of ice cream. He left some money behind to cover the ice cream tab. There are no leads. Whoopsie A commercial fishing boat in Montauk ran aground while entering Block Island Sound, and needed to be re-floated and dragged off by a salvage crew. The name of the boat, ironically, is “DOH!” Dead Whale A large, dead pygmy sperm whale washed ashore in West Hampton Dunes last week. The whale was removed by a crew of men who literally picked up the dead 800-pound carcass and dragged it to a flatbed truck. The sperm whale was taken away, and the men that carried it to the flatbed

trucks went to their next job in the Hamptons, which included watching the movie Die Hard, changing a few tires on their pick-up trucks, never taking off their tool belts, smelling their own farts, talking baseball, drinking from the milk carton and putting together a Webster Grill without using the instructions. Shelter Island Old Man McGumbus, 106-yearsold and former World War II tank operator, was called upon last week by authorities in Westhampton to carry an 800-pound whale from the beach that had washed ashore there. McGumbus, unable to perform the duty, called up his grandsons to take care of the petty task, and they handled the situation successfully. McGumbus was unable to respond to the whale because he had been arrested for peeing in public. McGumbus was spotted by police peeing on a house and was immediately arrested, but was later released after the fire department confirmed that McGumbus was simply putting out a large kitchen fire that had broken out at Suzie McBisquick’s house. “What can I say?” McGumbus said in a public statement, “I was killing two birds with one stone.” –David Lion Rattiner

GARY CLARK, JR. AT WHBPAC – 6/15, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. A 21st century bluesman. 631-288-1500, whbpac. org. $85, $70, $55. SOFO GOES SOHO – 6/16, 6-8:30 p.m. 377 County Road 79, BH. 23rd annual summer benefit for the South Fork Natural History Museum. Christie Brinkley will be honored. 631-537-9735, www.sofo.org. TURBO TRI – 6/16, 6 p.m., racers arrive by 5 p.m. Maidstone Park Pavilion, Springs, EH. 300 yard swim, 7 mile bike, 1.5 mile run. Race as an individual or team. All proceeds benefit the i-Tri Girls. 516-617-5721, www. itrigirls.org/turbo-tri. $100, includes dinner and drinks after the race, and live music. ZIGGY MARLEY AT WHBPAC – 5/26, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Mellow reggae grooves. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $100, $90, $80. FATHER’S DAY – 6/17, 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Duck Walk South, 231 Montauk Hwy (Rte. 27), Water Mill. Complimentary glass of wine and keepsake for Dad with purchased tasting. 631-726-7555 x4, duckwalk.com. JONNY LANG AT WHBPAC – 6/17, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Blues guitar. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $125, $95, $65. 10TH ANNUAL WHBPAC GOLF TOURNAMENT AND COCKTAIL PARTY – 6/18, 11 a.m., cocktail party begins at 4 p.m. Westhampton Country Club, 35 Potunk Ln., WHB. This year’s honoree is Michele LeMoalGray. Reception include hors d’oeuvres, an open bar, live auction, and 50/50 raffle. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $1600 foursome, $150 only cocktails. MONTAUK FARMERS MARKET – Thursdays, starting 6/21-10/11, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Market Village Green, Center of Town, MTK. TASTING CLASS: RHONE VARIETIES – 6/22, 6 p.m. Channing Daughters, 1927 Scuttle Hole Rd., BH. Rhone varieties from around the world. Taught by winemaker Christopher Tracy. Reservations at 631-537-7224. www. channingdaughters.com. $85 in advance. 16TH ANNUAL HEART OF THE HAMPTONS BALL – 6/23, 6-11 p.m. Hayground School, BH. Help the American Heart Association inspire families to learn how to prevent heart disease and help our children live healthy lives. 516450-9192 or email Barbara.Poliwoda@heart.org. THE ROBERT CRAY BAND AT WHBPAC – 6/23, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Southern-style blues. Five-time Grammy Award winner. 631-288-1500, whbpac.org. $85, $70, $55. SHAWN COLVIN AT WHBPAC – 6/29, 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Three-time Grammy Award winner and standard bearer for the New Folk movement. 631-288-1500, whbpac. org. $70, $55, $40. NATIONAL JURIED ART COMPETITION BY EAST END ARTS – Submission deadline 6/30. Theme “Joy.” Entries are open to any two-dimensional media, including painting, drawing, original fine art prints, photography, and computer art. The ‘Best in Show’ winner will receive a 10-day stay in East End Arts’ Artist Residence near Hamptons’ Museums and Galleries, plus $1,000 cash, and inclusion in a group show at the prestigious Peter Marcelle Gallery in Bridgehampton. The winner will also receive 100 postcards announcing the Joy Show, which will feature the image of her/his artwork. 631-727-0900, eastendarts.org/gallery/JOY-NationalJuriedShow.html. Artists may enter up to three works for $45. EAST END HOSPICE MOONLIGHT LUAU – 6/30, 7-11 p.m. Sandacres Estate, Q. Cocktails, Dinner, Silent Auction, Dancing and Casino Games. The Mistress of Ceremonies will be Bonnie Grice of WPPB 88.3 FM and the Good Samaritan Award Honoree will be Gordon A. Werner. Sponsorship opportunities: 631-288-7080 or tmurphy@eeh. org. TASTE OF TWO FORKS – 7/14, 7:30-10 p.m., VIP admission at 6:30 p.m. Sayre Park, 154 Snake Hollow Road, BH. The food and wine event in the Hamptons returns for its second year. Hosted by Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten and Nicole Miller, the 2012 Ambassador of “TASTE.” A portion of the proceeds will benefit local food pantries through Have a Heart Community Trust. www.danstasteoftwoforks.com. $225 VIP admission, $150 general admission. Send Day-by-Day Calendar listings to kelly@danspapers. com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT/REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Addison Wolfe Real Estate

BUCKS COUNTY, PA

CUTTALOSSA FARM holds an iconic position in Bucks County's history. The 18th century homestead was once the studio of famed Impressionist Painter Daniel Garber. Set on 10+ acres. Lovely manor home, Garber Studio, full cottage, pond, meandering streams & sheep farm with waterwheel complete the package. $3.495M

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14911

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