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6XQ Ç§ SP )DLU +LOOV /DQH Ç§ 5 br, 6.5 bth home, room for wine cellar. Landscaping surrounds htd pool. Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills sub-division (endhouse on right) Excl. F#52475 | Web#H0152475. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP 2FHDQ 9LHZ $YHQXH Ç§ 3brs/2bths Salt Box. Large LR with cathedral ceilings and wood burning fpl. Large back deck, pool, outdoor shower, sprinkler system and mature trees. Turn-key! #58708. Dir: Take Springs Fireplace Rd to Church Ln. Turn right onto Church Ln and make your ďŹ rst left onto Ocean View Ave. Home on the right. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

6XQ Ç§ DP SP 6KDG\ 3DWK Ç§ Trad. gem featuring 5br, 6.5bth, OHA heating, central air and fpl. 1 acre of lush landscaping that surrounds the htd pool. Excl. #57820. Dir: Mtk Hwy East to BH-Sag Harbor Tpk, left on Lumber Ln, left on Scuttlehole Rd, right on Brick Kiln, right on Fair Hills Ln, left on Shady Path. Excl. F#57821 | Web#H0157821. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP &U\VWDO 'ULYH Ç§ Cute and cozy ranch home featuring 3 brs and a full bth. The house has updated windows and wood ďŹ&#x201A;ooring in the kit. and LR area. There is also room for a pool. Dir: Springs Fireplace Rd. to Old Fireplace Dr, to Muir Blvd., onto Oak Rd., to Crystal Drive. F#64626 | Web#H16830 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW 6XQ Ç§ SP 6QDNH +ROORZ 5RDG Ç§ Cottage and outbuilding on property very close to shopping and the beach. 3 br, 2.5 bth home with outdoor shower & room for pool on shy acre. Great opportunity. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right on Snake Hollow Road (after K-Mart shopping center) Excl. F#66016 | Web#H42234. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

EAST HAMPTON

6DW Ç§ SP /DQGIDOO &LUFOH Ç§ 0' /' . -XO\ $XJXVW . Entry hall, LR, ProvenĂ§al-style DR, gourmet kit., main ďŹ&#x201A;oor guest room with full bth. Upstairs, has 2 brs, including master with bth and sauna. Built-in sun deck, gunite pool. Screened-in porch and built-in grill. Guest cottage with bth. House rental includes rights to private community beach. #64302. Dir: Steven Hands Path to Hands Creek Rd, turn left on Alewive Brook Rd. Turn right on Cedar Point Rd, bear right to Bearing E. Rd, than turn left on North Pass Rd, ďŹ nally turn left on Landfall Circle. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP 1RUIRON 'ULYH Ç§ Newly-built, Mediterranean-inspired home of almost 4,000 sq.ft. 4 brs and 5 bths, a prof. kit., radiant heat ďŹ&#x201A;oors, 3 fpls and 20 ft cathedral ceilings grace the interior. Outside professional landscaping surrounds a htd gunite pool with bluestone terrace, waterfall, and outdoor fpl and pool house with bsmnt. Excl. #62692 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP +HGJHURZ /DQH Ç§ 2 level Contemp. home offering 5 brs (2nd ďŹ&#x201A;oor master with bth, loft area and walk in closets. Dramatic 2 story LR, separate wing with private access. Htd pool and sundecks and lush landscaping provides privacy. Excl. F#64932 | Web#H26034.Dir: Osborne Lane in East Hampton Village, right onto Cedar Street, left onto Hedgerow Lane #11. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP 2VERUQH /DQH Ç§ This welcoming home is situated on one of East Hampton most charming streets. Bordering the Village, this property offers proximity to village shops and ocean beaches without the village taxes. 2 brs and 2 full bths, along with a cozy ďŹ replace. #59061. Dir: Take Rt 27 to Newtown Lane Left on Newtown Lane, Right onto Osborne Lane. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP ,VOH 2I :LJKW Ç§ 4brs and 3 bths in the Lion Head Beach community. Htd pool, bocce court, pvt decking with retractable awnings. Beautiful high ceilings with skylights ďŹ ll the rooms with natural light. Open kit., full bsmnt, and fpl. Close to marina and 3 pvt beaches. #63426 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ DP SP %DQNV &RXUW Ç§ Bright and airy Contemp. at the end of a culde-sac, with almost an acre. 3 brs, 3 bths, den/ ofďŹ ce, and secluded outdoor areas for gracious year round living. Tastefully decorated and just minutes from Village and beaches. Co-excl 65433. Dir: Go North on Accabonac Rd, turn right on Banks Court to # 6 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

EAST QUOGUE

6DW Ç§ SP 0DOOR\ 'ULYH Ç§ Southampton Pines Mansion. 6 br, 5 full bths each with own character. Art/ Photo Gallery, 9600 sq. ft. of living space and 7,000 sq ft. ďŹ n. bsmt. Excl.. #62890. Dr. Emmet to Malloy. 4XRJXH 2IČ&#x160;FH 6XQ Ç§ SP 0DOOR\ 'ULYH Ç§ Built 2007, Southampton Pines, 5,200 sq ft including 3 car garage. Appointments not seen at this price. 4brs/3.5 ba, custom kit., frml lr & dr w/ 6ft high paneling, 3 fp & radiant ďŹ&#x201A;r heating; 4,000 sq ft bsmnt. F#62711 | Web#H55888. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP -RVLDK )RVWHU 3DWK Ç§ Easy-upkeep5brs/5+bthsresidenceatasensible price. Gracious residence boasting hardwood & tile ďŹ&#x201A;ooring, ďŹ replace. Complete appliance package, laundry in unit, washer/dryer. Central air. Bsmnt, city water. Many charms to cherish! Furnished. Excl.. F#64947 | Web#H30022. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Josiah Fosterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Path to #25 +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČ&#x160;FH

HAMPTON BAYS

6XQ Ç§ SP .LQJ 6WUHHW Ç§ Secluded 7brs/6+bths Traditional-style. Its many features include private guest suite, den and sauna. Private guest house, inviting pool. Hospitable guest quarters, work-at-home ofďŹ ce, separate studio. #64448. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Springville Road 1 mile to King St. east to # 34. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČ&#x160;FH

QUIOGUE

6DW Ç§ SP +RPDQV $YH Ç§ 1.5 acres on Aspatuck Creek. Meticulously renovated w/ classic design. First ďŹ&#x201A;oor includes a parlor, LR w/fpl, frml DRr w/bay views, spacious eik w/ powder room. 2nd ďŹ&#x201A;oor master suite w/ bth & sitting room . 5 additional br and 4 ba. Htd pool, pvt beach, dock, det gar. F#62503 | Web#H23551. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČ&#x160;FH

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6DW 6XQ Ç§ SP % 1RYLFN /DQH Ç§ New 3,500 sq. ft. Post Modern 5br/4ba, 2-story family room, den, gourmet eik. Formal dr, lr, marble fp, cac, cvac, full bsmnt with 9-ft. ceilings, mahogany porch, 2-car gar. and a htd gunite pool and patio. F#58053 | Web#H0158053. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČ&#x160;FH

REMSENBURG

6DW Ç§ SP 6 &RXQWU\ 5G Ç§ 3,500 sq ft Ranch features a expansive master suite, as well as 3 Jr. br suites, open ďŹ&#x201A;oor plan w/ cathedral cellings, fp, gourmet kit. Teak ďŹ&#x201A;oors, french doors, central vac, pre-wired, 2000 sq. ft. bsmnt. Gunite pool, 4-zone htg and A/C. 2 car detached garage. F#53693 | Web#H0153693. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČ&#x160;FH

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6DW 6XQ Ç§ SP 3DUVRQDJH /DQH Ç§ New construction. Over 12,000 sq.ft. on 1.24 acres, set down a ďŹ&#x201A;ag lot, will include 8 brs, 11.5 bths, and staff-quarters. Master suites include plasma TVs & radiant heat in bths. Prof.-grade kit., great room, sitting room, media room, elevator, gym, playroom, ďŹ n. bsmnt with home theater, and 3-car, radiant htd gar. 4 fpls, walkin closets, and 2 laundry facilities. Salt waterďŹ ltrated, htd gunite pool. Bluestone patios and porches. Pool house w/bth. Co-excl. F#62701 | Web#H54574. Dir: Montauk Hwy East, right onto Sagg Rd, left onto Parsonage Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH 6DW Ç§ SP 6DJDSRQDFN 5RDG Ç§ Spectacular waterfront with amazing views!! This 6,000 s/f trad., 5 brs, 5.5 bth estate situated on 2.1 acres with 300 sq.ft. of frontage on Sagg Pond. Custom English kit. The gunite pool and waterfall beautifully accent the natural beauty of the property. Turn key â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;08! Web#H0158167. Dir: Sagg Main to Sagaponack Rd. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP )DQQLQJ $YHQXH Ç§ Exceptional 3brs/3bths Trad.-style with special touches. Hardwood ďŹ&#x201A;ooring and formal DR. Two-car garage, bsmnt. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue Avenue. Travel south on Ponquogue to Fanning Avenue. Make left on Fanning Ave. #11 immediately on your left. Excl. F#63303 | Web#H54914. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČ&#x160;FH

6XQ Ç§ DP SP 2OG )DUP 5G Ç§ Totally renovated home with 5 brs, 5 bths, central vac/air, den/library, fpl in LR, full ďŹ n. bsmnt, htd pool, Har-Tru tennis, and a shed for storage. Close to Vineyards. Dir: Sagg Road to Narrow Lane to Old Farm Rd. Web#H0147835. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP D )DQQLQJ $YHQXH Ç§ 3brs/2+bths Traditional-style. This promising two-story offers formal DR, ďŹ replace. Private den, family room, central air. Bsmnt, city water. One-year-old. Dir: Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue Avenue,travelsouthtoFanningAvenue.Makeleft onto Fanning Ave., #5A and 11 are immediately on your left. Excl. F#63853 | Web#H55690. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ DP SP -HUPDLQ $YH Ç§ Recently renovated. Sited on 1 acre in the village, 3,800 sqft masterpiece features 5 brs, 5.5 bths, new custom kit., pool, pool house, bluestone patio, large wrap around deck, and a det. gar. Dir: Main Street to Jermain. Web#H34458. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

SAG HARBOR

6DW Ç§ SP &ROXPELQH $YHQXH Ç§ Lovely ranch in a country setting, Wood burning stove in LR as does the DR, Kit, with breakfast area. 3 brs, 2 Bths, ďŹ n. bsmt., deck and yard. Excl.. #65962. Dir. Squiretown to the Trail to Columbine Ave. 4XRJXH 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP 0DLQ 6WUHHW Ç§ Turn of the century colonial revival currently under construction. 2,200 sq ft home offers 3 brs and 2.5 bths. Gourmet kit., formal DR, and a classic double parlor with gas fpl and hand crafted coiffered ceilings. Htd pool, pool house and full bth plus a gar. on pvt park like grounds. Web#H32553. 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP &DQRH 3ODFH 5G 8QLW Ç§ Resort-like living at Shinnecock Bay Club. This 2br, 2ba 910 sq ft condo has new paint and carpet. Complex features 425 feet of bulkheading on the bay, great community swimming pool, club house and waterfront cardio ďŹ tness center. Low taxes and HOA fees. F#63211 | Web#H54595. :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP &OLII 'ULYH Ç§ Modern, light ďŹ lled Contemp. Waterviews overlooking Long Beach. 4 brs, 3 bths, a large open LR, modern kit., ďŹ&#x201A;oating steel & concrete staircase, bamboo ďŹ&#x201A;ooring, full ďŹ n. lower level with gym and att. gar., and htd gunite pool. Dir: Long Beach Rd to Harbor Dr to Cliff Dr. #50449. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP /DXUHO 9DOOH\ 'ULYH Ç§ 2.4 very pvt acres bordered by preserve. 6 en suite brs and 1 half bth, ďŹ rst ďŹ&#x201A;oor master suite with ofďŹ ce. Grand foyer, formal DR, gourmet kit., large deck, htd pool and 2-car gar. Excl. Web#H55003. Dir: Noyac Rd., to English Garden Lane to North Side Drive to Laurel Valley 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW 6XQ Ç§ SP (OP 6WUHHW Ç§ Well-built home has 2 brs, 2bths, LR, KIT, ďŹ nished bsmnt w/hot tub and garage. Attic could be converted to 2 brs. In the heart of the village and priced to sell. Excl. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Elm St. F#60619 | Web#H51238. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW Ç§ SP &OLII 'ULYH Ç§ 3 br, 3 bth trad. with bay views. 200 yards to Long Beach. Renovated kit. LR and master br open to a largesecondstorydeckoverlookingtheBay.Large family room, sunroom, br and bth, and a screenedin patio. Permits for waterside pool and expansion. Pvt path to beach. Dir: Long Beach Rd., to Harbor Dr. to Cliff Dr. F#243109 | Web#H16081 6DJ +DUERU 2IČ&#x160;FH

6DW 6XQ Ç§ SP 3RZHOO $YHQXH Ç§ Immaculate 2 story Traditional boasts 4 brs, 4.5 bths and library. A separate exercise room and media room are among many amenities. Htd pool with brick patio completes this total Hamptons package. Excl. F#60995 | Web#H13768. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IČ&#x160;FH

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Morehamptons The Hamptons are Filled to Overflowing. Build These in the Pine Barrens.

Victory Threatened Demonstrations Result in LIPA Pole Solution in Water Mill

Schneiderman: No Driving While Intexticated

Swan Chicks Hatch Congratulatory Cigars Handed out around Town Pond in EH

Which Way for Economy? Expert Speaks

Stars come out for Roy Hunt, Ruehl, Pintauro, Karan and others Celebrate Scheider

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A New Generation of Artists on the East End

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SH Hospital Insurance in Critical State

Who’s Here: Jay McInerney, Author

The Hampton Subway Newsletter

Looking Back at the Election of 2008

Dan’s Book Review: Home: A Memoir of My Early Years

Author to Read Chapters in the Hamptons

Hampton Tradition XXXVII — Sam’s Restaurant

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Take a Hike with Ken Kindler When in Manhattan Dan’s A&E Guide: Betty Buckley Performs at Bay Street Theatre Review: Boeing-Boeing Preview: The Season at Gateway Playhouse Fashionista! Pretty for Prom It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Ain’t Got That Swing Tennis Injury? Stop, Drop, Ice — If You Dare

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Morehamptons The Hamptons are Filled to Overflowing. Build These in the Pine Barrens. By Dan Rattiner As things stand now, plans for the big super theme park being proposed for Riverhead is in great danger of not moving forward because of the discovery that there were short-eared hoot owls foraging for food on the property, which is 755 acres of prime grassland six miles west of downtown Riverhead. This is a huge blow. The short-eared hoot owl is on the endangered species list. You can’t have a billion and a half dollar development on the outskirts of Riverhead with the 35-storyhigh ski mountain, lake, equestrian ring and stables, convention centers, shopping malls, water park, ferris wheel, museum, hotels, condominiums, stadiums, jet skis and ferries, paddle boats and rides if it’s going to upset these four hoot owls who were eating bugs there three months ago, even though they have since flown away. I am all in favor of the ski mountain, lake, equestrian rings, stables, convention centers, shopping malls, water park, ferris wheel, museum, hotels, condominiums, stadiums, jet skis and ferries, paddle boats and rides because I think they will be a whole lot of fun for the millions of people who will visit every year beginning in 2012. But what if the hoot owls win?

The problem, of course, is that the group of European corporations planning this development is private enterprise with a plan to enrich the bottom line after making their investment. My suggestion for a backup plan for them, and I have thought this through very carefully, is to build more Hamptons in the Pine Barrens. Maybe 17 of them. People love the Hamptons. We all know that. But the Hamptons, which is east of Riverhead,

in the middle of Long Island is of some interest. The English settled the East End in the seventeenth century, coming down from New England. And the Dutch settled New Amsterdam, and then began building small towns heading out to the east. The Dutch towns never met up with the English. Indeed, they didn’t want to meet up. And so, there is this vast space in between the suburbs of New York City at one end of Long Island and the Hamptons at the other. And that is why we are in favor of the new resort scheduled to go there. We want to relieve the population pressure on the Hamptons. Let the people come out, discover the ski mountain and everything else, and then leave us alone. But now that plan is in trouble. If the hoot owls win, I suggest we go to this backup plan. Here it is. Instead of the ski mountain theme park, we build 17 new Hamptons in the Pine Barrens, from Fire Island on the south all the way up to Shoreham on the north. There are three virtues to this. One is the same basic idea as before, which is we take the population pressure off the original Hamptons. Two is that “Hamptons,” has great panache. And three is that, unlike a business whose activities could interfere with hoot owls neces-

Each of these villages and towns would have its own government and so would deal with the hoot owl problem in its own way. consists of only 12 different villages and towns. And they are pretty much filled up all year. Meanwhile, we have this vast empty Pine Barrens between Patchogue and Riverhead, where there is no development at all. It’s just nasty bug infested scrub grasses from end to end. And it occupies a space about triple the size of the Hamptons. The story of how we got this great open space

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HURRICANE? TUNE IN TO LTV, FOR 24 HOURS OF INFO By Tiffany Razzano As Long Island continues to be hit by bizarre weather — including excessively hot spring days, deluges of rain and May 12’s wind storm — the East End’s Local TV (LTV), which operates on Cablevision’s LTV Channel 20 and EG Channel 22, has produced a series of hurricane preparedness programs. Should the Town of East Hampton find itself on a Hurricane Watch, LTV will preempt its scheduled programming for 24 hours with hurricane preparedness shows and alerts. Residents can check the service June 1, the first day of the hurricane season, as LTV tests its hurricane preparation programming. The test will run from 12 a.m. to 6 p.m. At that point, LTV will air historical hurricane programming, culled from its 17,000+ library, until midnight. The historical programming will include footage of past storms, including footage from the 1938 storm and Hurricane Gloria, Bob and Hugo, as well as discussions by local experts, including Richard Hendrickson and Larry Penny, and local officials, past and present, including Bill McGintee, Jay Schneiderman, Tony Bullock, Dick McGowin and Pat Mansir. For more information, visit ltveh.org.

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… GREAT SUMMER PREVIEW! BOARD IN NYC OR IN SOUTHAMPTON FOR A FULLY GUIDED MOTORCOACH TOUR OF THE HAMPTONS – 1-Day Tour – Thurs., May 22nd – $135*pp. from NYC ~ $99 pp. from Southampton – ‘The Hamptons’ offers you old American tradition, beautiful seascapes and a diverse group of towns, each with its own flavor. Come and see the stunning landscape and some of the best beaches in the world, tour the Montauk Lighthouse, enjoy a wine tasting at Duck Walk Vineyards, and more. The Southampton Publick House will host your farewell dinner with their prizewinning brewery for beer lovers, an all around friendly ambiance and good food. Mohonk Mountain House – Sun., May 18th & Aug. 3rd and Tues., Oct. 14th – $115 pp. Historic Landmark Resort located at the top of the Shawangunk Ridge and surrounding Lake Mohonk, offers thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, beautiful rock formations, 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains and the only structure on the virtually untouched land is the sprawling Victorian Mohonk Mountain House. There is also a gift shop, gazebo shop and greenhouse garden shop, barn museum, and beautiful gardens. Tour package includes: Deluxe round-trip transportation, self-guided house tour, brunch on Sunday trips and hot & cold buffet lunch on Tuesday trip, carriage ride, and more. “A Catered Affair” – Wed., June 4th – $175 pp. and Wed., June 18th – $180 pp. – In 1953, relationships are strained to the limit when a Bronx couple must choose whether to spend their life savings on a family business or to launch their only daughter’s marriage with a lavish catered affair. This new musical, written by and starring four-time Tony Award winner Harvey Fierstein, explores the meaning of family and the need for love and is based on a teleplay by Paddy Chayefsky and screenplay by Gore Vidal. Also starring Faith Prince & Tom Wapato. Storm King Art Center and Brotherhood Winery – Sat., June 14th – $99 pp. – The Storm King Art Center is a museum that celebrates the relationship between sculpture and nature and the exhibition space is defined by sky and land. You will tour the landscaped lawns, fields and woodlands that provide the site for postwar sculptures by internationally renowned artists on a 30-minute tram ride. The sculptures are affected by changes in light and weather, so no two visits are the same. Painter’s Restaurant will be the setting for a wonderful lunch experience. The Brotherhood Winery is the oldest winery in the United States. It has been in continuous operation in the picturesque village of Washingtonville, NY. Enjoy a winery tour and tasting. They also have a unique artisan’s gift shop. Cape Cod – Nantucket & Plymouth – 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., June 22nd-25th – $689 pp./do. – Our customers delight in this trip. We hope you will join us for another memorable experience on the Cape. Enjoy guided tours all the way to Provincetown, voyage via high speed ferry to the island of Nantucket and take a bus tour of the island. On the way home, you will tour and

have a Thanksgiving Feast at the Plimoth Plantation (a living history museum detailing the daily life of the native Wampanoag and English colonists from the 17th century). West Point Military Academy One Day Tour in the Glorious Hudson Valley – Thurs., June 26th - $99 pp. West Point is a federal military base located North of the Town of Highland Falls in Orange County, New York. The United States Military Academy is located at West Point and has often itself been called “West Point.” It was a fortified site during the Revolutionary War. Come spend the day with us as we tour this amazing facility, dine in excellence and cruise along the Hudson River. Mel Brooks’ “Young Frankenstein” – Wed., – July 2nd – $210 pp. – It’s alive! Mel Brooks’ wickedly funny twist on Mary Shelley’s classic story comes to the Broadway stage. Based on the hit 1974 film, Young Frankenstein unfolds in the forbidding Castle Frankenstein and the foggy moors of Transylvania Heights. The show’s raucous score includes “The Transylvania Mania,” “He Vas My Boyfriend” and the unforgettable treatment of Irving Berlin’s “Putting On the Ritz.” Music and Lyrics by Mel Brooks. World Yacht Dinner Cruise – Sat., July 19th – $145 pp. – Take a three hour voyage to enchantment where you can indulge in sumptuous cuisine (a four-course dinner), dance to delightful music and enjoy gracious and attentive service against the dramatic, ever-changing panorama of the world’s premier skyline. Yes, there is a dress code: Gentlemen are required to wear jackets, ties are recommended. Jeans, shorts and sneakers are not permitted.

Also Available: Atlantic City – Tropicana Overnight – Sun.-Mon., 6/29-30 The Bronx Zoo – Sat., 7/19 Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island – Sat., 7/19 Thimble Islands, CT – Thurs., 7/24 2-Day Tanglewood/Berkshires – Tues.-Wed., 8/5-6 “Gypsy” – Wed., 08/20 Nova Scotia Seven Day Tour – Sat., 09/06-13 “Cry-Baby” – Wed., 09/10 The Big E – Sat., 09/13 and Sat., 09/20 Boothbay Harbor Maine Four Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., 9/14-9/17 Lake George/Adirondack Fall Foliage Three Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., 10/5-10/7 BASEBALL GAMES: New York Yankees – Sun., 9/14 New York Mets – Thurs., 7/24, Tues., 8/19 & Sun., 9/14

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details. To Book A Show Tour Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton office; Or dial 631-477-2862 to reach our Greenport office. We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows.

North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

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South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge. 1144675

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sitating that they be stopped, there is no stopping a village. Each of these villages and towns would have its own government and so would deal with the hoot owl problem in its own way. Think about it. You don’t shut down Southampton Village and have it pack up and leave just because they’ve found piping plovers there. Here are the Hamptons I think would fit just perfectly in the Pine Barrens. Hampton Bayous. A Hamptons with a Creole touch. Lots of alligators and swamps through which people can chug in their outboards while they catch catfish. Slim Hamptons. Lots of restaurants, but every one of them serves only health food. Lots of coin-operated stationary bicycles on every corner. Weight Watchers and Overeaters Anonymous available at town hall on a 24-hour basis. Hampton D’Art. Filled with artists, poets and painters. Also, sculptors. Lots of roundtable discussions and coffee shops. Star Hampton. A restricted community for celebrities and stars of stage and screen and book and magazine publishing. Paparazzi are allowed in only at 10 a.m. for a brief picture taking session. Hampton Park. This is the Hamptons where you would park your car to go to the other Hamptons. “Da Hamptons.” A spot for mafia types and people in the witness protection program. Lots of spaghetti houses where every night the bad guys burst in and machinegun somebody.

St. Hampton. A formerly religious community founded by right wingers, now taken over by the wealthy vacationers who want to go to the Caribbean but only have a few hours to spare. Hodge Podge Hamptons. A strip of shopping malls that has every fast food restaurant known to man and every chain clothing store known to woman. Lots of neon, telephone poles, car washes, OTB, bagel stores, etc. etc. etc. FlashHampton. Celebrities who can’t get into Star Hamptons because they do not have the required Emmys, Grammys, Oscars and Tonys will live here where photographers can take pictures of them anytime of day or night. Hippie Hamptons. Where aging baby boomers can live in the old way with ponytails

(velcroed on), tie-dye, drugs, rock n’ roll and free love. Only people with VW buses need apply. Mies Hamptons. Every weird, modern, strange, sculptural and glass and steel house ever built in our old Hamptons gets moved to Mies Hamptons where they are put up again for sale. Apple Hamptons. No, not the orchard, the computer company. Giant mansion on the hill will be for Bill Gates. Everybody has an iPod, an iPhone, a Mac Pro or Mac Air, and they seem to walk around real slow. Strange place. Hampton Sur Le Mer. A big harbor. Europeans go here. And the place only takes Euros. Dominy. This is the town that is so exclusive it doesn’t even have to be called a Hampton. Instead, it is named for the Dominy family, which for three generations in the seventeenth century made clocks for the wealthy summer people out here. And you know that without asking. Hussein Hamptons. Guantanamo North. Short-Eared Hoot Owl Hampton. No explanation necessary. * * * Thanks to Jennifer Chetnik, Barbara Bornstein Hendricks, Ghiri Oberman, Pat Janums, Sandra Fields, Joan Ann Schueler, Morleen Novitt, Roberta Von Schlossberg, Elaine Greene and Vicki DiGaudio, each of whom, after I came up with a few, contributed one or more other names. We had a good time doing this and I’m grateful to them. •

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