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Internationally acclaimed artist Mariyo Yagi turned East Hampton’s LongHouse reserve into an art-making celebration of world peace on May 31 with the creation of a 30-foot twisted-rope sculpture. The petite Japanese environmental artist enlisted the aid of guests, many of them students from the Ross School, in twisting the durable Sunbrella fabrics. When it had been put together, they carried the final cone-shaped product to a display spot on the 16-acre grounds. The title of the project is “NAWA.” In Japanese, it means “You, Me,” and Yagi said her sculpture “brings the you and me” together in the spiraled-together rope “like DNA gets together,” symbolizing unity of the people of the world. On hand for the making of the project were LongHouse Reserve founder and curator Jack Lenor (Continued on page 42)

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ast week I decided I needed to get a photograph of the religious leaders and officials of the Town of East Hampton together with uniformed war veterans tossing the Memorial Day wreath into the Atlantic Ocean after the Memorial Day Parade in that town. It was important to me not just because it might be a nice picture for the magazine, but because I needed such a picture to illustrate a chapter in a book I am writing about the Hamptons. The book will be out next spring in hardcover, published by SUNY Press, and is called In the Hamptons Forever. The chapter is about a day when I made a complete fool of myself. On that day, many years ago, I drove down to the end of the road to the town beach pavilion and, shifting over to the passenger seat, sat facing the ocean and writing a story for this magazine. I do not recall what I wrote about that day. But it was a complicated piece and it took several hours during which time I was totally absorbed in it. Then, at the most climactic moment in the story, I heard the sounds of a marching band. I looked out the window and saw all these officials in colorful uniforms and then a band walking by my car and down the

sand to the beach. At the beach, there was a drum roll and then the band played “The Star Spangled Banner.” Everyone at the beach at that time stopped what they were doing and stood at attention with their hand over their heart. So I got out of the car and did the same. I had no idea what was going on. But as the song ended, I saw something being thrown into the ocean, then everybody relaxed, and so I got back into the car and back to work. Later, when I got home, I told my wife about it. She informed me it was Memorial Day. “Oh,” I said. Well, that was then and this was now. And I never did take a picture of anyone throwing a wreath into the ocean, then or any other time. “Why don’t you call The East Hampton Star if you need something for the book?” my wife asked when I set down the phone on Saturday afternoon. I had called the Village Police Department to ask them when the parade would be. “They would have such a picture.” “I want my own picture,” I said. I then told her the parade, which might have been Sunday, was being held on Monday morning, the actual day of Memorial Day. “I want to be down there when they throw the wreath.” In the morning, the sun rises over the ocean

to the east. I could get them facing the sunrise, a bevy of men and women wearing medals, hats, helmets and other official uniforms for the occasion. We were out late on Sunday night, since Monday was also a holiday, and, as it happened, we woke up at 8:15 on Monday morning. I immediately thought I should call the police. When did they throw the wreath? Before or after the parade? “The parade starts at ten,” I told my wife. “If it’s before the parade, I better get right down there right away. Want to come?” “Sure,” she said. My wife is up for anything. A receptionist at the police station transferred me to a sergeant. I put my hand over the phone while I was on hold. “I hope I’m not calling them too much,” I said to my wife. “I know they will have the whole force out there directing traffic for the parade.” The sergeant came on the line. He told me it would be before the parade starts. We would have to move fast. I did the calculations. It was 8:25 a.m. now. We were still in our nightclothes. It’s 10 minutes from our house to the beach. And at a certain point the police divert traffic to side roads to accommodate the parade. We didn’t want to get caught in that. (Cont’d on next page)

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“We have to be out of here at 8:45 a.m. at the latest,” I told my wife. “That’s 20 minutes from now.” “I’ll be ready,” she told me. Amazingly, we got into the car at 8:45 a.m. and down through town, with all the American flags flapping from their poles along the sidewalks, to the beach at 8:55 a.m. We had brought our dog in the car, and he looked out at the beach and began wagging his tail and jumping around inside the car like crazy. We usually take him out for a run in the mornings there. But not this morning. Dogs are not permitted on the beach after nine from Memorial Day to Labor Day. This would not be his day. We parked alongside some other cars at the dead end of this road, facing the ocean, the lifeguard stand in front of us, and the beach pavilion off to the right. When the parade came, we’d be ready. Nine turned to 9:15 a.m. and 9:30 a.m. My wife read The New York Times. I kept looking in the rearview mirror to see if they were coming. They weren’t coming. It was a cloudy, warm day. We waited. At 9:35 a.m., a group of nine lifeguards in sweatshirts and shorts trotted out onto the beach and began running laps up and down the beach, stopping at each turn to do 10 pushups before continuing on. I grabbed my camera and went out onto the beach and took a shot of this. At a quarter to 10, they still had not come. I hesitated about calling them again, but finally

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Francis Mott of Main Beach holds the wreath that was thrown into the ocean.

did. The receptionist told me that she now thought the wreath would be thrown AFTER the parade, at 10:30 a.m. It is a quite short parade, after all. Lovers came down in their cars and parked, then walked hand-in-hand down to the ocean and kissed. A husband and wife and three

kids came down and parked and ran down to the edge of the water. Two old ladies with aluminum lawn chairs came out on the beach and set up side-by-side, facing the ocean. There were lots of birds swooping and flying around over the beach. It was morning. Surely they were looking for something to eat—bugs in the air, sea life on the sand. We saw eight geese flying one behind the other in a straight line 10 feet above the water, just offshore heading west. Looking for their breakfast, no doubt. I began to feel bad for my wife. Neither of us had eaten anything. It was now 10 a.m., and she’d long ago finished reading the paper. I looked at the beach pavilion and saw someone coming out of the snack bar with a bag of food in hand. “How about you go in there and get us something to eat?” I said. “I know they have juice and muffins. Maybe they have eggs, too.” “You want to get it?” she said. “Well, I thought it would be nice for you to get out and stretch your legs. You’ve been sitting here all this time. And I still have to wait for the procession.” She was gone about 10 minutes, then came back carrying bags of food. “Strangest thing,” she said. “I started walking back to the car and just passing the flagpole when something hit me on my hat. I looked around. It was a dead bird. Flying overhead I saw a hawk. The dead bird, now on the ground, had his insides eaten. The hawk just let him drop.” (Continued on page 44)

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Jobs Lane The Kardashians Open a Clothing Store, But Is It for Show or for Real? By DAn rAttinEr

o here’s the deal. There is a new clothing boutique on Jobs Lane next to the Driver’s Seat that may or may not actually be a clothing boutique. It’s called DASH, as in Kardashian. The Kardashians are making a TV reality show for E! called Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, and part of the show will surely be these Kardashians in their summer home, out on the beach, bopping through town, going to parties and having fun while running a pop-up summer store in Southampton. So my question is: Is this a real store? I want to buy a dress or an accessory for my loving wife, and I go into the store and find something for her, but will it be for sale? I mean really for sale? I’m sure I will be filmed. This is reality, baby! You go in there and you’re part of the show. But what about the money? I imagine I take out some cash and put it on the counter with

the flouncy size six red dress for my beloved, someone yells “Cut!” and the cameras pause, a man with headphones runs out, sets some fake money on the counter, gives me my money back and says just put it in your pocket fast and don’t move until we say “rolling,” and then they take the fake money, box up the dress with a beautiful bow, film me smiling and waving as I go back out onto the busy street, and then run after me to get the box back. On the other hand, I might go home with the dress, my beloved opens it and inside is a cheap paper knockoff of this $1,500 Kardashian original—they did the old switcheroo—with a note saying she is welcome to stop in with it and the Kardashians will autograph it on the tags as a priceless memento, since a Kardashian autograph is more valuable than $1,500 and they really couldn’t part with the red original because they need it for the next episode. It has to be the original. Thus do reality and fantasy merge. Or not. I’m a little over my head. Probably only Southampton

Mayor Mark Epley knows for sure. For the record, and the media has been babbling away about the details of all this, Khloe and Kourtney may or may not be renting a place for themselves, boyfriends and family, this summer. Most pop-up stores in the Hamptons rent for $30,000 to $60,000 for the summer, but, according to The Daily News, at least, who cited unnamed “insiders,” the cost of the rental will be nothing for the Kardashians; the News said the landlord, Irma Herzog, who owns the Driver’s Seat Restaurant next door, hopes they will film part of their show in the dining room there and, also, once the filming starts, that lots of new people will be coming to the Driver’s Seat. Everybody has to eat, after all. Except if they are clones or holograms or stand-ins, in which case, maybe not. Sister Kim Kardashian will reportedly be out for part of the summer as well, before heading back to California, now that the filming of her wedding (her third), to Kanye West, is complete. Will this one (Cont’d on next page)

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personally. Are the people “friending” you on Facebook really your friends? Is that really your father? Aren’t you lying about your age? And what do you mean you have not had any liposuction? I’ve Googled you. And all your medical records are out there, those hackers do such a good job. Twenty-five years ago, the editors of a weekly newspaper in Manhattan decided to see if a person sitting on the sidewalk and panhandling on Jobs Lane would be allowed to do that. They’re allowed to do that in Manhattan. Unfortunately, there were no panhandlers sitting on the sidewalk on Jobs Lane or anywhere else, so the editors sent the next best thing, an employee of the newspaper who happened to be their best reporter. He was out there, sitting on a ratty blanket for about two hours, when a cop came and told him to move along. He moved along. And then he wrote about it.

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last? There were rumors that the two K’s almost rented a store at 35 Main Street, around the corner from Jobs Lane, but they went with Herzog. And what about all those people who are complaining to Page Six, gossip magazines and news commentators that the reality show and store will bring unwanted “trash” to Southampton in the same way that Snooki and company brought unwanted trash to the, uh, Jersey Shore? But are those making these complaints just being paid by the reality show producers and their marketing people to say that? Now let’s talk about you

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As I write this, there are at least six different film crews that I know of who are out and about here, covering fashion-magazine shoots and making TV dramas, reality shows for cable, movies, commercials, and documentaries. There’s even a documentary about the making of a documentary. It’s also true that we get called for copies of Dan’s Papers for set dressing for such TV series as Royal Pains and we are proud of it. And every day when I go out between Memorial Day and Labor Day, people stop me and say, “Aren’t you Dan from Dan’s Papers?” And then they turn and say to someone next to them, “Martha, it’s really him, Dan from Dan’s Papers.” And I say, “No I’m not. I’m his stand-in. We’re making a movie about Dan’s Papers and he’s here now but at the moment he’s giving an interview so I’m standing in, what’s your name?” About 20 years ago, I was looking for an editor for a glossy summer magazine I wanted to publish monthly under the Dan’s Papers umbrella. (Ultimately, we did publish it for two years. It was called H.) Someone suggested that one of the daughters of a prominent Southampton family should be considered. They knew everybody. They could do the job. I don’t remember the first name of the pretty young woman I met for coffee, but I do remember the last name. It was Kardashian. But in the end, this person said she didn’t want to be considered, so I hired someone else. I do remember thinking, though, what a great name, Kardashian. With a name like that, somebody could go far. Probably had already, in banking or mergers, which is why they had a family manse in Southampton. And these were the kids. Sure beats Rattiner.

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Latest News Why Jill Abramson Was Fired, the Ukraine and a Wobbly Europe, Etc.

Hy WAS JiLL ABr AMSOn FirED? Jill Abramson just didn’t know her place. A member of the second sex, she’s one of these bossy women who can’t keep her mouth shut, who thinks she knows everything, who gets all emotional when she doesn’t get what she wants and who, let’s face it, doesn’t know how to dress to catch a man. She’s probably can’t throw a ball properly, has no interest in sports and besides all that isn’t much in the good looks department. She was lucky to get this job, God knows, and of course, as you would expect, she just screwed it up. She’s also short—wouldn’t even make a good waitress. I don’t know what’s with these uppity women anyway. They should get back to making babies. Stay in the kitchen. Isn’t it all about shopping? Who needs one of them stamping her little feet and running around with a rolling pin scaring the bejesus out of everybody like this? No wonder she got fired. She got what she deserves. Let this be a lesson to her. Jeez.

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said he would invade the South and wipe it off the face of the earth, Obama ordered stealth bombers to fly around, swooping over North Korea. These are the planes that can’t be seen and from which we would deliver our massive nuclear blow to the North and the public could look up and there they were. Kim knows how this will turn out if he invades, Obama said. And that shut Kim up. So now when the North fires into the disputed waters, so does the South. Take THAT, Kim. OBAMA ViSitS OUr FriEnDS In late April, Obama paid a trip to the Pacific Rim to make nice to our friends there. He visited Japan, South Korea, Malaysia and the Philippines. But he didn’t visit China. This is like

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here’s no denying that the East End has the best of everything. From restaurants and wineries to theaters and art galleries, salons to surfing spots to service providers, the list of extraordinary options for anything and everything gets bigger all the time. Nowhere is that list more celebrated than in the annual Dan’s Best of the Best competition—which is also getting bigger and better as the 2014 nominations begin. Yes, that sound you just heard was the starting gun going off—the nominations process is now open! And getting involved early is more important than ever. For the first time in the competition’s history, defending Best of the Best winners will not be automatically nominated again. We repeat: If a business or individual won in 2013, they must be nominated anew in order to be in the running for 2014 honors. So what are you waiting for? After signing up at BestoftheBest.DansPapers.com, you may come back and nominate once a day, every day, in every category throughout the six weeks of nominations. The more you support your favorites, the better their chance of moving on to the voting round that will begin in August. Dan’s Best of the Best began more than 25 years ago, and it continues to ask Dan’s Papers readers to join us in showcasing the ultimate in East End experiences by nominating and then voting for your favorites in more than 200 categories in the arenas of Arts & Entertainment, Food & Drink, Home Services, Pets, Professional Services, Recreation & Tourism, Restaurants & Nightlife, Shopping and Wellness & Beauty. Both the South Fork and the North Fork will be awarded their own set of Best of the Best winners, with the exception of Long Island Wine, which will encompass both forks in a single category.

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niff,” he says mischievously, taking off the lid. I lower my head, and…it’s a soupçon of bouillabaisse. But how can this be? This large Creuset was last used by Peter Franey… how many years ago? Richard Barons smiles. He’s about to secure the pot for the exhibition “Craig Claiborne & Pierre Franey: Cookbook Revolutionaries in East Hampton,” but the Executive Director of the East Hampton Historical Society delights in showing that the scent of a master chef’s bouillabaisse can linger on. The pot, now on display to the general public at the Clinton Academy in East Hampton, joins other items from the kitchens of Craig Claiborne (1920-2000) and Pierre Franey (19211996)—photographs, awards, cooking tools, an autographed apron, first editions, artwork—all part of a celebration of these two culinary friends and collaborators—restaurant critics, journalists, cookbook authors and editors— who spent much of their lives in East Hampton. The exhibition, drawn from Franey family loans (including the weather vane that hung over Franey’s stove and a duck press used to make foie gras), rare photographs and memorabilia from private collections, drew oohs and aahs on opening day, May 30. It’s an attractive and informative exhibition, nostalgic and appreciative. Visitors are greeted by a large print of a picnic table, chairs and accouterments that sat outside the Franey’s Gerard Drive home. In front of the photo is…a picnic table, chairs and accouterments, a three-dimensional replication that sets the stage for what’s on display inside. Claiborne and Franey changed the “white bread” world of “fleeting preparation and cake mixes,” as Barons refers to it. The dynamic duo emphasized fresh and French. Images from times past include photos of the two greatest “picniques” of all time. These took place on Gardiner’s Island in 1965 and 1966 (the first earning a full-page spread in the August 5, 1965 New York Times and pictures and story in Life Magazine). Photos also abound of the pair with various celebrities, among them Danny Kaye, Betty Friedan and Burgess Meredith. Understandably, both food experts were depicted by Al Hirschfeld, also on display. But many photos also show Franey and Claiborne as working chefs making the most out of the simple and ordinary—a favorite knife for filleting fish is just a knife, nothing fancy. A stuffed lobster is presented on a long piece of driftwood. A meal of mussels starts with the pair scooping them off Cartwright Shoal. Eunice and Robert D.L. Gardiner are seen aboard their boat Laughing Lady making their way to dinner and dancing on Gardiner’s Island (with music by a French accordionist) where Franey and Claiborne await, along with Jacques Pepin, La Caravelle’s Roger Fessaguet, Le Cirque’s Jean Vergnes, René Verdon (White House chef under Kennedy and Johnson)—as well as family and friends. Claiborne and Franey were international stars who loved and supported local causes. “A Gastronomic Dinner to Celebrate the Third Annual Exhibition of The Artists of Springs” on August 8, 1970, for example, took place not at La Pavilion but at Ashawagh Hall in Springs, as a

colorful watercolor by Claus chefs cooked as a wedding Hoie illustrates. Epicurean present. What elation! delights featured creations While a June 1966 cover not just by Claiborne and from McCall’s shows Franey but Vergnes and serious-looking chefs sitting pastry chef Albert Kumin, around a table, just about as well. Images from the every other picture in this heady days fascinate, such engaging exhibit testifies as a Le Pavilion menu from to the legacy of Franey and the late ’50s—when “café” Claiborne: joy of cooking. went for 75 cents, an entrée of scallops in sherry for “Craig Claiborne & $6.25 and Le Hamburger Franey and Claiborne back in the day Pierre Franey: Cookbook for $6.25. Then there’s the Revolutionaries in East huge hand-painted and lettered menu from Hampton,” Clinton Academy, 151 Main St., East Claudia Franey’s 1975 wedding, where six top Hampton. Sat., 10 a.m.–5 p.m., Sun., noon–5 p.m. Courtesy East Hampton Historical Society

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very day, about a million New Yorkers read Richard Johnson’s gossip columns in The New York Post. What’s happening with the rich and famous in the city and elsewhere? For 23 years it was “Page Six.” Now, for the past year, it is just “Richard Johnson, The Man Who Knows New York,” a column that runs three times a week. You might expect that Johnson, having done all this all these years, would be an intense sort of fellow who talks with his hands and namedrops all over the place. But that’s not him. I met him the other day at the Harvard Club in New York. And he is none of that. He is a gentle, handsome, middleaged family man living on the upper East Side with his Austrian-born wife and their 7-yearold daughter. He’s been coming out to the Hamptons since he was a kid. He sails boats, plays tennis and, more recently, has become a golfer. As for his job, well, he finds it more satisfying than being a regular reporter or editor, which in his earlier life he was trained to do and often did. “A reporter gets an assignment, goes to a press conference with other reporters, gets the story and, at least in the old days, rushes off to file exactly the same information everybody else does. “With this, I get an exclusive. I write stories nobody else has.” I asked him to give me an example. “One year, I learned that a chairman of a large corporation was having an affair with a stewardess on his private plane. I had a reliable source. I broke the story. It went around the country, uncontested. And it soon led to a wonderful joke. At the start of the flight, you are told to be sure ‘your seatbelt is securely fashioned and your flight attendant is in an upright position.’ Made the story worthwhile.” I asked him for an example of a story a reporter gets. “I was a street reporter for the Post in my earlier days. My editor told me the Pope was coming and was holding mass at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, and I should get down there and get the story. I asked them what angle, and they said ‘no angle, we’re actually covering it from TV.’ Then why send me, I asked. And they said ‘what if a bomb goes off and we have no one there?’”

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Greenport but recently moved to Roswell, New Mexico. Richard Johnson, in Manhattan, always wanted to be a newspaper or magazine reporter. When he was in the third grade at St. Luke’s, an Episcopal private school in Manhattan, each student was asked to write an essay about what they wanted to be when they grew up. “I said I wanted to grow up to be the editor-inchief of Life magazine,” he told me. He went to Trinity, the Manhattan prep school, and was on the varsity basketball team. He was also greatly impressed by the movie All the President’s Men, about the two reporters, Woodward and Bernstein, who broke the Watergate story which led to Richard Nixon resigning the presidency. The summer before his senior year at Trinity, at the age of 16, he and a friend took an Icelandic Airlines turboprop flight to Luxembourg, then with backpacks on, hitchhiked through Germany and Yugoslavia to Dubrovnik and then by ferry to Bari on the heel of Italy and then to Rome, Paris, Amsterdam and back to Luxembourg and home. “It was a great adventure,” he said. “There was a famous book then called ‘Europe on $5 a Day.’ We did it on $2 a day. And we were told to take Travelers Checks so as not to get robbed. But then we’d come down into a town which was having a nine-day religious festival and all the banks were closed. So we couldn’t cash them.” “What did you do?” “We ate crops in the fields. Well, anyway, we got home in one piece and I decided I wouldn’t go again until I could afford to do it correctly, with a car and hotels, for example.” He went to the University of Colorado at Boulder and subsequently got a degree in communications from SUNY’s Empire State College. “And then I did a little work for TV and a little work for print. I liked print better, which was probably a poor decision. But I applied around the city for a job in publications. I sent resumés to the Times, the Post, the News and got no replies.” He went upstate for a while and did building and contracting. He’d done carpentry and painting and renovation work during the summers when he was in high school. He came back to New York, got a (Cont’d on next page)

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Who (Continued from previous page) loft in the Bowery for $200 a month and drove a taxi. Then he walked into the offices of The Chelsea Clinton News, a free weekly newspaper in Manhattan, and asked if he could be an intern and work for free. They said yes, and also offered him a paying job writing up listings. “This did not work out well. I typed with two fingers. Took me awhile. I still type with two fingers. Still takes me awhile.” At The Chelsea Clinton News, he met Katie Kelly, who had left that paper to be the first TV reviewer for The New York Post and he told her how he’d like to be a reporter and she said there was a job opening up at The New York Post and she would set up an interview for him. “That led to an interview with Roger Wood, the editor. And he gave me my first job on a

“I went to one of the protests. I was covering it. The cops arrested me. We ran a photo of me in the ‘Post’ with the copy putting handcuffs on me.” daily, as Suburban Editor for Westchester, Queens and Long Island—they’d replate one page for each different area. And then the Post union employees, including the reporters, went out on strike.” The strike lasted for four months. “I was considered management. That meant I had the unenviable job of crossing the picket line to come into the building on South Street

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What was the inspiration for the painting featured on the cover? The koi! We raise koi. When my wife and I moved out here nine years ago, there were a few koi in the two ponds by our house—now there are 82 and we know 90% of them by name. The two you see stay together all the time. They’re very poetic, very special and they pair off like people. I like to photograph them. One of the things that inspires me is living out here. We used to come out to visit my brother, who lived out here for 60 years, but now we live out here full time. You hear a lot about the light out here but until you’ve experienced it yearround you have no idea. We live on the bay and I take a lot of pictures of the reeds and grasses around the water. You just hope you can capture it. I can’t imagine living anywhere else. My wife was equating it with Paris, that every time you turn a corner, there’s the architecture and the light. The light here is profound. So photography plays a role in your artistic process? I was in the advertising business for many years, and I was also a film director. I capture things with my camera, then I can edit them and

put them together, and then paint them. You get excited and capture that moment and put it in a painting. That’s the key to all my paintings. It gives me a deeper understanding of myself and of life when I paint. I think that’s true of any art—you look at something you see every day, you may not appreciate it but once you put it down in the way you know, whether it’s written or painted, then it’s immortalized. That’s what painting is to me.

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What paints do you use? All oils. I do a lot of sketching with pen and charcoal, but when I finally get to putting it down, I use oils. You can layer them, you can go over and over with them until you get depth. Watercolors are different—you can’t layer, so you just have to do one and then move on to the next. I also like to teach children about painting, especially my five grandchildren. They all paint and they soak up everything. I was just talking to Shane, he’s 8, explaining primary, secondary and tertiary colors. It opened the door for him and he started teaching his older brother. The dialogue is terrific, so honest. It’s beautiful. Are there any new projects you’re working on? I’m working on a number of paintings of koi right now. I don’t have an agent and I don’t have a gallery, but it’s amazing, every time people see the paintings they offer me places to show them. I have a one-man show at the Westhampton Bath & Tennis Club coming up.

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Achieving Inner Peace in the Vines I’m an accidental yogi. I initially went to classes in college because friends did. I very quickly learned that my favorite part was Savasana—the end of class when you lie on your back and succumb to total relaxation. I so deeply got into Savasana that I would often fall asleep, though it was only intensely embarrassing once—when the instructor had to wake me up as other people were packing up. After that experience, yoga classes slowly drifted to the bottom of my list of things to do. Not just because I was proverbially exhausted, but because I preferred to run. I preferred to be outside. The smell of incense sometimes gave me a headache. And, I was bothered that I had a back operation a few years back that somewhat limited my ability to twist into the different poses. But, as a runner and overall fitness junkie, I knew that yoga was good, for both mind and body. Graduating college and entering the work force brought on a whole new set of stressors. Now that I was on a more normal sleep schedule, I decided to give yoga another try. I know that I need to develop core muscles and arm strength. Once you’re warmed up, the deep stretches that come with yoga also help to sustain a healthy, active lifestyle. No longer a time to indulge a quick nap, I was surprised to realize how much I still enjoyed Savasana. Taking 10 minutes out of your day to just lie down, to just be, is something I’m not very good at otherwise. A really motivated teacher will interject calming words during Savasana. Someone telling you to relax your face, your jaw, your fingers really makes a difference. As a generally positive person, I would not have initially thought that I needed someone to say something as simple as “enjoy the moment,” “think about why you came today,” but it’s refreshing to be coaxed into taking time to stop thinking about the minutia of the day-to-day. I soon began to look forward to yoga for both its physical and mental benefits. But I still didn’t go enough. Especially as summer approached, it was hard to wrap my head around spending an hour sweating indoors. I’m very quickly realizing that Wölffer’s Yoga in the Vines classes could quell all of my concerns. Excited at the prospect of spending an hour in the vines, stretching, strengthening and searching for balance against the backdrop of a setting sun, I attended class last Thursday, taught by Jenna. The late-May evening was a little chilly, and Jenna considered that in her instruction, as we went just fast enough to keep warm but not so fast that we were stretching cold muscles beyond what we should be doing. Despite the initial chill, the sound of birds and the soft breeze truly helped you to feel like you were both doing this for yourself, and as a part of something bigger. I enjoyed the series of sun salutations, which

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Prom Season! How to Get Ready on the Island for five-inch spiked heel shoes. You can also hide them around or behind a display. If you’re really desperate, you can take out one shoe and switch it with a shoe that doesn’t match at all and discretely mark both boxes so you can match them up when or if you come back. You do this shoe hiding thing at four or five stores. Then you have lunch in the mall while you decide which shoes you really want. Most of the time, it’s the first pair you liked. So you double back to the first store and locate the hidden shoes. Now what happens to the other hidden pairs? They are left Disclaimer: Kids may not always be this happy. to fate. The perfect dress with the perfect shoes beach after the Prom is over. are secured, so now it’s time to secure a I don’t know if they still do it now, but we date. Perfection is optional, but the main all went to Shell Beach, which has one road requirements are that they are taller than you, in and out. The police would park at the end will not arrive drunk, and have enough brains of the road to ensure nobody drove drunk to compliment your perfect dress. They won’t and to ensure everyone’s safety. I remember notice your shoes, but other girls will. being grateful for that because drinking was There’s no limo service on Shelter Island, so rampant—shocking I know, but true. Some of that expense is eliminated. Arriving in any clean the guys could get pretty rowdy. car or truck is probably still acceptable. Of course it was challenging to walk in sand Upon arrival, all the girls admire one another in high heels, and finding a clean place to sit and are universally amazed at how good all the in your perfect dress was nearly impossible. guys look scrubbed up and in suits. Talking I wish we could have texted each other back with everyone is fun, the awkward dancing is then to warn each other where not to step or horrible, but you know the real fun starts on the not to sit, but the fun goes on regardless.

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n area rug is one of many stories in a room. When shopping for rugs, it’s about choosing the appropriate narrative that coordinates with the rest of the space. It can be a daunting task. As a result, many times we leave the story of our room unfinished. As an interior designer, I recognize that it is the process of selecting the right sizes as follows: COLOR: It is about creating an illusion. The more intense the hue, the bigger the colors appear. Bright and bold colors expand, while light and soft hues recede. Area rugs are great instruments for pulling all of the colors together in an interior. They can complement, ground or create contrast and drama in a room. If drama is the intention, explosive colors are used to create a focal point. On the other hand, if the intent is for it to blend in with the furnishings, a soft palette is utilized. There will be times when an intensity of one color is all that is needed to pull everything together and ground the room. If that is the case, choose a hue from the existing color scheme within the space. PATTERN: Patterns include plaids, geometrics, stripes, dots, flowers and scenes. Each gives a story. Your choice is about how big a story you want to tell in your space. If the desired look is balance and proportion, the scale of the pattern should not be larger than the

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or those who missed the marvelous windows of Buck House at 1318 Madison Avenue, which delighted strollers for 11 years until the brickand-mortar uptown emporium closed in 2012, NYC artist and antiques gallery owner Deborah Buck has relocated her witty window dioramas—first to the Internet, and now into a recently released book. The Windows of Buck House: Fabulous Fictional Females (Acanthus) is a hoot, dazzling and impressive. Each window, the author-artist writes in the preface, was designed to be an environment, a poem, a musing on color and form, and a celebration of fierce, daring, trailblazing women. Buck, an incredibly imaginative MFA artist and designer whose current projects include designing and restoring a large modernist residence in Sagaponack, serves on the faculty of the School of Visual Arts and is a board member of the Pratt Institute. This book, her third, illustrates her eclectic, eccentric and elegantly distinctive designs—and great sense of humor.

Each window was an environment, a poem, a musing on color and form, and a celebration of fierce, daring, trailblazing women.

Beautifully photographed in color by Jaka Vinšek—both as windows and in close detail to show off the accessories—the book arranges its 22 feisty females into four categories: artists, businesswomen, scientists and explorers. Each woman gets not only an elaborate stage set, but space for an autobiographical narrative full of moxie on the facing page. (Epigraphs from real-life characters round out the visual fun.) The women’s names give an idea of what Buck is all about, featuring a whimsical design collection that enhances each character’s profession and also reflects the time period. Under artists, there’s Velocity La Rue, Automobile Designer and Stella Stitch, into Fashion and Fabric. Businesswomen include A. Muse (on the book’s cover), Goldy Banks, Investment Banker, Belmont Blue, Jockey and Anna Force, Ad Executive. Scientists are represented by Dawn Geary and Clockmaker. Featured explorers include Eureka Miner, from Utah, and Alexandria Tombs, an Egyptologist from the Valley of the Kings. The more she kept at the idea, Buck says, the more “outrageous” the characters became, and the more her team rose to the fun and the challenge: “No detail was too silly or small.” Props were found, props were made. The final product is a visual feast. Bon appetit. *

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Musings from Around the Garden By jEANELLE MyERS

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more colors now, from white to black. I see very few offered in the local garden centers but, again, they are worth seeking out online. To ensure health and bloom, they must be planted with the rhizome just above the ground and roots well tucked into the soil below. Their bloom time is relatively short, but the sword-shaped leaves add very attractive sculpture to the garden after the flowers have finished. Be sure to deadhead them to keep the flower stalk looking neat. There is a “wild” flower patch forming in one area of the yard. I love (some) self-seeding plants, and they are preparing a show. Some rose campion (lychnis coronaria) will bloom this year and there are “millions” more coming for next year, as well as digitalis. Mullen, which is usually considered a weed, is welcome in my yard and will be there also. All three of these plants are biennales. (I am also going to have numerous digitalis throughout the yard and

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SuNDAy, juNE 8 CRUmB DeliteS CHeeSeCAKeS & BROwNieS At lAURel lAKe ViNeyARDS 11:30 a.m.–5 p.m. Wine, music and desserts. Crumb DeLites will bring a sampling of flavor combinations to satisfy your afternoon dessert craving. Laurel Lake Vineyards, 3165 Main Road, Laurel. 631-298-1420 liVe mUSiC At mARtHA ClARA ViNeyARDS 2–5 p.m. Free admission, additional cost for wine and food. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Avenue, Riverhead. 631-298-0075 marthaclaravineyards.com

FRIDAy, juNE 13 GeORGiA SAtelliteS At SUFFOlK tHeAteR 8 p.m. The Southern Rock band performs. $25. Suffolk Theater, 118 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-4343 suffolktheater.com. See story above.

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BLESSING BOATS

Local clergy bless the fleet.

Westlake Fish House Delivers Whole Package!

atmosphere at Westlake that I hope to revisit soon. When I asked Jamie what was the most popular breakfast item, she said “Lotta, lotta coffee!” When I asked Chef Larry what his favorite dishes were on the menu, the Chicago native said without guile, “It’s all good.” Agreed! I started with a very traditional bowl of Montauk Clam Chowder. Yes, that’s the white kind, and there’s a welcome touch of flouriness about it. Made with local clam pieces, potatoes and thyme, this is comfort. It’s probably a good “gateway seafood” for kids. I’ll look forward to sampling this chowder the next time I judge the Montauk Chowder Contest. I had a special entrée: grilled, local blowfish over a salad. Wow, this melding of East-meets-West flavors and textures rocked my world! The Thai marinade on the fish, the light but flavorful carrot-ginger vinaigrette, the pecan halves and fresh cucumber and heirloom tomatoes…delish. Husband and I shared a freshly house baked strawberry shortcake for dessert. That biscuit was still warm and so good. Traditional can sparkle in the hands of a master! S. Dermont

So what did my husband and I, two year-round gourmands hen the food is this good, I usually advise from “away” order? Husband diners to “run, don’t walk!” But Westlake Fish started with a “Hybrid,” that’s House is right in Montauk’s Westlake Marina, so I Jack Daniels, sweet vermouth, muddled orange and cherries advise a quick swim! It’s so worth the effort. I’m still thinking about the salad and the blowfish and bitters. He said, “People who I ate there last week. But you want all the details, like Manhattans will probably like this.” I told him he should try right? First things first, Westlake Fish House has a Coney Island Watermelon ale undergone some restoration—it’s still low key and but he disagreed. He considered has that authentic Montauk fish house look—but having a Montauk Driftwood Chef Larry Kolar’s food is out of this world! So Ale (When in Rome…) or a come inside! Westlake offers up just what the locals and our Fire Island Lighthouse Ale but summer visitors—yes, even those hipsters—crave. decided to wait and have a chardonnay with his A well-edited menu of modern takes on traditional seafood entrée. He started with a Westlake Salad of local calamari, dishes prepared with an experienced hand. Flip that same menu over and it’s all sushi and sashimi. Bibb lettuce, sriracha, Thai basil and cilantro. It’s like a big lettuce wrap of grilled, fresh squid. First Impressive. he said “Mmmm,” quickly followed by the more Locals: Heck yes, the place is open for a reasonably definitive “MMMM! MMMM!” Sold. He moved on to the Golden Tilefish with hen priced breakfast starting at 5 a.m. and you can buy of the woods mushroom, roasted Yukon gold your bait, tackle and ice right next door. Summer Folks: Heck yes, there’s a real fire burning potatoes, lime shallot oil and whole coriander and in the fireplace, a kids menu, local wines (from pink peppercorns on top. The “golden” comes from Corey Creek, Macari, Martha Clara and Wölffer) and good old-fashioned butter and kosher salt. This is honest, traditional fish cookery notably elevated. Or chopsticks at every place setting. Everyone: Heck yes, there’s a long, wooden bar as husband so eloquently put it in the heat of the made from wood salvaged after Superstorm Sandy eat, “It’s not simple but it’s really good. It’s direct— and a specialty cocktail menu. And, heck yes, there it’s…‘boaty.’” Chef Larry suggested a local chard as are fish tacos, a swordfish BLT and fried monkfish & a pairing. He was very helpful throughout the meal Uihleins Funforbook 3:38ourPMserver Page 1 There’s a nice, relaxed as was Jamie. chips on offer lunch!ad 2012:Layout 1 4/18/12 By Stacy dErmont

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10,000 manIacS at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 6 p.m. The reconfigured pop quintet performs conscious, literate and lush music. $70. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

THURSDAy, jUNE 5

Blessing of the Fleet 5–6:30 p.m. (see below)

cItIZEnS For accESS rIGHtS annUaL FUndraISEr 7–10 p.m. The fundraiser features live music, auction items, raffle and more. $10–$25. All proceeds go to CfAR to protect beach access across the East End. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-329-0050 citizensforaccessrights.com LIVE mUSIc at SWaLLoW EaSt 8 p.m. Thursdays. Swallow East, 474 West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-8344 swalloweastrestaurant.com SWIFt tEcHnIQUE at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. The group draws from many world influences, and there genre is uniquely “Philadelphia.” $30. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-2673117 stephentalkhouse.com

FRIDAy, jUNE 6 tHE LonE BELLoW at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 7 p.m., doors open at 6 p.m. The Brooklyn-based group performs. $50. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com GLEnn daVIS at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 9 p.m. The New Orleans-inspired musician performs. $30. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com LIttLE HEad tHInKS at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. The rap/rock band performs. $30. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

SATURDAy, jUNE 7 29tH rJa mEmorIaL mIGHty montaUK trIatHLon 6–10 a.m. Beneficiaries include the Lustgarten Foundation for Pancreatic Cancer Research, Montauk Senior Nutrition Center, East Hampton PBA and Montauk Ambulance Squad. Must register by 6/6. $105. 18 and over. Starts at 371 West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-2511 commUnIty cHUrcH WEEKLy rUmmaGE SaLE 9 a.m.–noon. Toys, books, clothing and more. Weekly through Labor Day. 850 Montauk Highway, Montauk. montaukchamber.com tEEn at tHE SUrF LodGE 4 p.m. The modern, R&B-informed pop group performs music from their second full-length album. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com

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taStInGS at tHE montaUK BrEWInG comPany Noon–7 p.m. Saturdays & Sundays; 3–7 p.m., Friday. 62 S. Erie Ave, Montauk. 631-834-2627 montaukbrewingco.com Walk out to the lighthouse for breathtaking views

BLESSInG oF tHE FLEEt 5–6:30 p.m. Boats line up in the lake and pass by to receive a blessing for a good season from local clergymen. Montauk Town Dock, aboard the USCG Cutter RIDLEY. montaukchamber.com LISSIE at tHE SUrF LodGE 5 p.m. The folk rock artist performs. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com racHEL ann WEISS at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 7 p.m. $10. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com WInSton IrIE at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. Reggae night at the Talkhouse. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

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TUESDAy, jUNE 10 PaddLErS For HUmanIty BEnEFIt 6–9 p.m. Music by Nancy Atlas and others, auction and raffle. Benefiting Michael Farrell, who has Alzheimer’s, and his caretaker, Sharon Losee. $20. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com IndUStry nIGHt at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. Hosted by Three Olives. 21 and over. $10. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

montaUK FarmErS marKEt Thursdays through 10/9 (plus 10/11–10/12) 9 a.m.–2 p.m. Village Green, center of town, Montauk. FrEE GraSS UnIon at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. The Long Island-born bluegrass/ folk band performs. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com nEW daWn at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. $10. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

28tH annUaL Star ISLand SHarK toUrnamEnt 6 a.m.–5 p.m. The tournament begins. Concludes on 5/14. Star Island Yacht Club and Marina, 59 Star Island Road, Montauk. starislandyc.com BonFIrE SESSIon WItH nancy atLaS and FrIEndS 8 p.m. The Montauk favorite performs. $30. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com arLEnE’S GrocEry r&r KaraoKE at GUrnEy’S 9:30 p.m. The world-famous karaoke band comes to Gurney’s every 2nd and 4th Thursday. Gurney’s, 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345 gurneysinn.com

WEDNESDAy, jUNE 11

BooGa SUGar at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 10 p.m. The high-energy party band performs. $30. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

tHE nancy atLaS ProJEct at tHE SUrF LodGE 6 p.m. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com

UPCOMING

THURSDAy, jUNE 12 SoFo: BrEEdInG WarBLErS 8 a.m. Nine species of warblers are confirmed breeders in one area in Montauk. Joe Giunta, an experienced birder, will host the event. Free for SoFo members. $7 per adult, $5 per child. The walk is primarily for adults, but children over 12 may attend. Hither Hills, Montauk; call for reservations and specific meeting places. 631-537-9735 sofo.org

3D Laser Alignments • Computer Diagnosis • Steering Exhaust Systems • Suspension • Fuel Injection • Alternators Tires • Transmissions • Radiators • Batteries • Brakes Starters • Tune-ups • Air Conditioning

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tHEo BLUE at tHE montaUK BEacH HoUSE An exhibition by Theo Blue (aka Scott Bluedorn) of multimedia assemblage works created out of castaway marine debris from the beaches and coves of Montauk. 631-668-2112 info@neotericfineart.com

FRIDAy, jUNE 13

montaUK LIGHtHoUSE 10:30–4:30. Open daily. 2000 State Route 27, Montauk. 631-668-2544 montauklighthouse.com

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annUaL HarBor oLd tImErS dInnEr 5 p.m. This year’s dinner will be a roast of the Nessel Brothers. Dinner includes beer and wine. $40. Clam & Chowder House at Salivar’s Dock, 470 West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-6252

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BaySIdE tIGErS at StEPHEn taLKHoUSE 11 p.m. The ’90s cover band performs favorites from grunge to boy band and more. $30. 21 and over. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117 stephentalkhouse.com

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SHarK’S EyE taG and rELEaSE toUrnamEnt 6/27–6/29, Captain’s meeting on 6/27. Montauk Marine Basin 43rd Annual Shark Tag Tournament. $50,000 cash prizes. Boat limit: 125. Sponsored by Dan’s Papers. Darenberg’s Montauk Marine Basin, 426 West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631-668-5900 dockmaster@marinebasin.com montaUK ocEan SWIm cHaLLEnGE 7/26. Half-mile, mile and 5K distances. Fundraiser for the construction of an aquatic center at the Montauk Playhouse Community Center. 631-668-1124, montaukplayhouse.org ryan HEmSWortH at tHE SUrF LodGE 7/26 5 p.m. The electronic DJ performs. The Surf Lodge, 183 Edgemere Street, Montauk. 631-483-5039 thesurflodge.com 2014 dIamond In tHE roUGH GaLa 8/2, 7–11 p.m. Montauk Playhouse Community Center marquis event. montaukplayhouse.org BLocK cHaLLEnGE 2014 8/9. Montauk to Block Island open ocean paddle. Benefits Paddlers For Humanity. Weather dates 8/10, 8/23, 8/24. p4h.org For more events and to post your event online, go to Events.DansPapers.com. Events submitted by noon Friday will be considered for the print calendar.

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BOOK REVIEW

ART EVENTS

New novel by East Ender.

Openings, closings see and be seen.

Conviction Explores Lies and Love at Bay Street

Courtesy of Bay Street Theater

he world premiere of Conviction, the first show of Bay Street Theater’s summer season, and the first production directed by the theater’s new artistic director Scott Schwartz, is a challenging and often downbeat work by Carey Crim. A dark family drama that doesn’t provide easy answers or solutions, Conviction will likely be the subject of much discussion after the final bow. In the opening minutes of Conviction, the audience is introduced to Tom Hodges (Garret Dillahunt), a handsome, charismatic English teacher with a lovely wife, Leigh (Sarah Paulson), and happy adolescent son, Nicholas (Daniel Burns), as well as their friends, Bruce (Brian Hutchison) and Jayne (Elizabeth Reaser). Tom has just directed a successful high school play, and rumor has it he’s going to be nominated for Educator of the Year—until he’s accused of sexual misconduct with one of his students.

The cast of “Conviction”

Four years later, Tom is released from prison and comes home to a tired Leigh and angry Nicholas, while Bruce tries to be supportive. Leigh and Bruce believe in Tom’s innocence, but Jayne struggles with the idea that her friend and neighbor is now a convicted sex offender. The four-year leap occurs so early in the play that it’s jarring to relate to the characters at first; we’re barely introduced to these people before witnessing their deepest turmoil, but this is clearly Crim’s intention. The question raised in Conviction is not about whether or not Tom had sex with a student. Instead, Crim implores the audience to have compassion for all involved and ask themselves if they’d be able to stand by someone who’s been accused of such a despicable crime. The world of the play is grounded in reality— Crim’s characters feel like people we know. If there’s a flaw in Crim’s intense script, it’s that there’s very little forward motion in early scenes. Frequent blackouts break up the action, causing the play to meander a bit. The second act is stronger, fleshing out ideas touched upon early in the script, such as the increasingly strict boundaries teachers have when interacting with their students, deciding when it’s appropriate to discipline our children for their behavior and other potent, contemporary issues. Strong performances anchor the production. Tom is instantly likeable, played by Dillahunt with an assured but compassionate air. Burns shows us a vulnerable, lost teenager we’ve all known at some point. Hutchison’s Bruce provides the play with several welcome moments of levity and warmth. Reaser has the unenviable position of presenting a realistic, judgmental woman who seems to be the only adult willing to explore the notion that Tom may in fact be guilty. Paulson plays Leigh with a

raw honesty that makes us hope that she’s made the right decision by standing by her husband. It’s Paulson who makes the strongest impression. Her Leigh is stoic to a fault, making her few emotionally explosive moments all the more heartbreaking. The sharp scenic design by Anna Louizos presents a multi-level set that’s believable as an uppermiddle class home. The set works just as well in the beginning of the play, when the characters are happy and comfortable, as it does later, when financial troubles cause the Hodges to scale down their lifestyle. Original music by Bart Fasbender, moody

guitar pieces heard between scenes, fill the work with a poignant, melancholy ambiance. Conviction is a provocative opening to the main stage season at Bay Street. You may not like some of the characters, and the script is at times uncompromisingly dark, but Schwartz and his talented cast have succeeded in bringing an interesting new drama to the East End. Conviction runs through June 15 at Bay Street Theater. For tickets and more information, call 631-725-9500 or go to baystreet.org.

JUNE 11 – JUNE 28 at the GATEWAY PLAYHOUSE

Directed & Choreographed by Tony Award Nominee CHET WALKER Words and Music by JERRY LEIBER & MIKE STOLLER

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Movies... edge of Tomorrow How many times will the basic outline of the film Groundhog Day get recycled? Granted, it’s a brilliant conceit: someone has to relive the same day over and over again until he gets it right. The fantasy of this ultimate do-over has universal appeal: who wouldn’t want a chance to undo something that went terribly wrong, or to know what’s going to happen and be able to do the right thing at all times. That Groundhog Day idea returned in the thriller Source Code, in which Jake Gyllenhaal played a dead man who keeps getting sent back to relive the same terrorist bombing until he finally is able to prevent it from happening—and then he somehow gets his life back, which goes unexplained. Now, in Edge Of Tomorrow, Tom Cruise plays Lt. Col. Bill Cage and Emily Blunt plays Rita Vrataski, two human soldiers in a seemingly hopeless battle against the invincible Mimics, an alien army. Killed, they somehow wind up in a time loop, reliving the same battle over and over again until they figure out how to overcome the enemy. Of course, this also parallels the way video games are played, and so Edge of Tomorrow might also represent the further incursion of gaming culture into films.

time for Valentine’s Day, which leads to an obvious crisis for this bohemian in her mid-thirties. Her first instinct is to end the pregnancy, but her conscience demands that she alert the father. The father turns out to be a big-time Christian (although one who appears to engage in casual sex), which obviously complicates Donna’s plan. We’ve been here before— Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up comes to mind, as does Juno—and it remains to be seen if Obvious Child has anything to add to the “I’m pregnant and I’m going to buck the culture and have this baby” template.

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The faulT in our sTars Can you say “tearjerker?” The Fault In Our Stars tells the story of Hazel (Shailene Woodley) and Gus (Ansel Elgort), two teenagers who meet and fall in love in a cancer support group. What could be more tragic than young, beautiful love that’s doomed? Clearly intended for those who need a good cry now and then, The Fault In Our Stars is the latest installment in the “bad diseases make good people” series.

oBvious Child Taking its title from an enigmatic Paul Simon song, but making it more, well, obvious, Obvious Child is an indie-flavored romantic comedy about a stand-up comic named Donna Stern, played by Jenny Slate. Donna gets dumped and gets knocked up, all in

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Debut Novel Something of a Miracle By Joan Baum

The clever book cover of intense blue eyes surrounded by biochemical formulae hints at the unusual subject matter of this debut novel by William Leibowitz, an exploration of the nature and uses of super intelligence. Leibowitz, a longtime resident of Quogue and a practicing entertainment/ media lawyer in New York specializing in intellectual property rights, somehow found time to do an immense amount of research in mathematics and science, particularly biochemistry. He integrates recent work in these disciplines to fashion an original story he refers to as a “crossgenre thriller.” Though overly long and filled with interesting details that don’t always advance the action, Miracle Man (Manifesto Media Group) proves absorbing, especially because in this pop-lit age of cynicism and violence, Leibowitz’s attractive loner protagonist, though a fanciful creation (he has an estimated I.Q. of well over 500), is extraordinarily likable—consistently principled, compassionate, self-aware—despite numerous reasons not to be. He’s a “miracle” man in more than one sense.

With plot twists somewhat suspenseful and recoveries mostly heartwarming, the narrative turns into a psychological thriller. Dumped into a garbage bin as a newborn, he is found by a homeless man who cares for him briefly until a dedicated social worker prevails upon a loving couple to take him in as a foster child, their thirteenth. It’s clear by the age of three, however, that young Robert James Austin is no ordinary child, and when the Austins are finally told that Bobby’s genius is such that no charts can account for it, they reluctantly agree to have him raised in an atmosphere where he won’t be made to feel like a freak. Unfortunately, that atmosphere is the country’s premier research institution for the military-industrial-academic complex, where Bobby’s “gift” has attracted the government in its competitive bid for aerospace supremacy. Even more unfortunate, the foster parents die in a car accident, leaving young Robert even more alone with increasing night terrors and day trances (his most creative time). He has a hard time coping, until a psychiatrist with the Mayo Clinic who also has connections to the institute gets him a mentor who becomes a devoted father figure. Unfortunately, the mentor will die from pancreatic cancer when Bobby is a teen, but not before he urges Bobby to always do the right thing. Bobby will, even when the love of his life breaks his heart and it’s apparent that he’s making enemies. That he winds up with 11 Nobel Prizes plus the equivalent Abel Award in mathematics is immaterial to him. His steadfast commitment is to rid the world of diseases that kill millions, a mission that makes him indeed miraculous, though a serious threat to venal, vicious, power-crazed pharmaceutical CEOs out there whose livelihood is imperiled by Bobby’s continual medical breakthroughs. With plot twists somewhat suspenseful and recoveries mostly heartwarming, the narrative turns into a psychological thriller, in that the miracle man wonders if he will be able to beat out his inner demons, a negative force of evil he believes, fatefully, will do him in. (Though Zoroastrian philosophy is not referenced here, the contest between good and evil, truth and falsehood,

Still, one of the pleasures of reading is to be instructed as well as entertained, and in this regard, Miracle Man succeeds. Readers should be prompted to look up the American prodigy, William James Sidis (1898-1944), for example, or follow more closely accounts of the tens of billions of dollars that have already been spent in trying to find cures for various diseases. And to think again, in this age of increasing specialization and technology, of Einstein’s search for an integrative theory and corresponding mathematical language that might also help effect humane, practical applications.

is at the core of Robert’s beliefs and figures prominently in the book’s denouement and theme.) Despite Leibowitz’s innovative conception, it’s regrettable that the writing is not stronger. He handles dialogue well and invests the various settings in the book with verisimilitude, but the overall third-person narration can at times seem stilted or trite: “Her laugh was followed by a smile that allowed her flawless teeth to gleam as her full lips parted playfully.” People “exit,” the pounding surf has a “relentless drone” and “the heady fragrance of the estate’s gardens” impart to the night air “an eroticism peculiar to the Caribbean.”

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OPenings and events EXHIBITS AT CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY 6/5–6/30. Exhibits by Andrea McCafferty, Barbara Bilotta, Daniel Schoenheimer, Jim Hayden, Mark E. Zimmerman, Bobbie Braun, Lance Corey, June Kaplan, Ellyn Tucker, Beth O’Donnell, Bo Parsons, Richard Mothes and Melissa Hin. Crazy Monkey Gallery, 136 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3627 thecrazymonkeygallery.com TACY BORG AT THE WATERMILL CENTER 6/6, 6–8 p.m., Current resident artist Tacy Borg will present her work-in-progress titled “Long Dream;” video studies of underwater bodies. 39 Watermill Towd Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4628 watermillcenter.org SOUTHAMPTON BLUE BOOK, 1930 TO 1960: PHOTOGRAPHS BY BERT MORGAN 6/7 4–6 p.m. An exhibition of photographs from The Bert Morgan Archives featuring Southampton’s rich and famous weekenders throughout the mid-20th century. Through 10/18/2014. Southampton Historical Museums and Research Center, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton, 631-283-2494, southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. REX ASHLOCK AT GALLERY 125 6/14, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for Rex Ashlock. On view through 9/22. 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-8802693 gallery125.org CHRISTOPHER ENGEL AT ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY 6/14, 4:30–6 p.m. A selection of abstract works by the Nova Scotia artist-based artist. Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Through 6/30. 631-725-2499 kramorisgallery.com PLEIN AIR PECONIC BRIDGEHAMPTON ARCHIVES 6/14, 5–7:30 p.m., Reception with the artists. A summerlong exhibition with a historical perspective. All work is for sale and a percentage of proceeds will be donated to the Peconic Land Trust and the Bridgehampton Museum by the artists. On view through 9/18. 2539-A Montauk Highway. 631-283-3195 peconiclandtrust.org ANTIQUES & DESIGN SHOW 6/20, 6–9:30 p.m, Benefit preview party for the Peconic Land Trust. 6/21, 9 a.m. Champagne breakfast, for tickets email info@woodardandgreenstein.com. Show dates are 6/21 through 6/22. For tickets, contact Robyn Harris, 631-283-3195 ext.19 RHarris@peconiclandtrust.org JUDITH HUDSON: A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM AT TRIPOLI GALLERY 6/21, 4–6 p.m., Opening reception. In this series of watercolors, Judith Hudson explores the humorous, X-rated, quixotic and timeless side of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. On view through 7/13. Tripoli Gallery, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 tripoligallery.com

“SCULPTURES IN THE VINEYARD” – THE SCULPTURES OF DENNIS LERI AT HARMONY VINEYARDS 6/21, curator Esperanza Leon will interview Leri live. Currently on view at Harmony Vineyards, 169 Harbor Road, Saint James. 631-291-9900 harmonyvineyards. com FOUNDATION FOR ART AND PRESERVATION IN EMBASSIES (FAPE) AT GUILD HALL 6/21–7/27, Opening reception 6/28. FAPE is the leading non-profit organization dedicated to providing permanent works of American art for U.S. embassies worldwide. . Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org BRAIN FOOD: CHIEF CURATOR ALICIA LONGWELL ON JENNIFER BARTLETT 6/26, Noon. A lunch hour illustrated talk in the Lichtenstein theatre. Chief Curator Alicia Longwell will discuss the exhibition Jennifer Bartlett: History of the Universe–Works 1977-2011. 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 parrishart.org. JOHN PERREAULT AT GALLERY 125 7/19, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for John Perreault. On view through 8/18. 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-880-2693 gallery125.org ART MARKET HAMPTONS 7/10–7/13. Preview Reception and Opening Night Party on 7/10 benefits LongHouse Reserve. General Admission hours are 11 a.m.–7 p.m. on 7/11–7/12, and Noon–6 p.m. on 7/13. Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. For the latest information, be sure to visit artmarkethamptons.com ARTHAMPTONS 7/10–7/13. Opening Night Preview on 7/10 benefits Guild Hall. General Admission hours are 11 a.m.–8 p.m. on 7/11–7/12 and 11 a.m.–6 p.m. on 7/13. ArtHamptons 2014 will be honoring Water Mill artist Jane Freilicher with the 2014 Lifetime Achievement Award. Robert Wilson, artist and Artistic Director of The Watermill Center, will receive the 2014 Arts Patron of the Year Award. The Sculpture Fields of Nova’s Ark, 60 Millstone Road, Bridgehampton. For the latest information, be sure to visit arthamptons.com ART SOUTHAMPTON 7/24–7/28. VIP Preview on 7/24 benefits the Parrish Art Museum. General Admission hours are Noon–7 p.m. on 7/25–7/27, and on Noon–5 p.m. on 7/28. The 2014 edition of the fair will feature a carefully selected group of international art galleries. Art Southampton Pavillion/Southampton Elks Lodge. 605 County Road 39, Southampton. For the latest information, be sure to visit art-southampton.com KATIA RAMSEY READ AT GALLERY 125 8/23, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for Katia Ramsey Read. On view through 9/22. 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-880-2693 gallery125.org NUDES OF ARTHUR PINAJIAN AT GALLERY 125 9/27, 5:30–7 p.m., Opening reception for Katia Ramsey Read. On view through 10/27. 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. 631-880-2693 gallery125.org

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OngOing ARTIST MEMBERS EXHIBITION AT GUILD HALL Through 6/7. Last chance to see the 76th Annual Guild Hall Artist Members Exhibition. 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 guildhall.org LINE: EAST END ARTS GALLERY SHOW Through 6/13. A juried, all-media art show. Guest-juried by architect Hideaki Ariizumi and graphic designer Debbi Ma. 133 East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-0900, eastendarts.org ARCADIA: RECENT PHOTOS BY JOE PINTAURO AT THE PETER MARCELLE PROJECT Through 6/15. Peter Marcelle Project, 4 North Main Street, Southampton. 631-613-6170 petermarcelleproject.com GORDON STEVENSON: I REMEMBER IT DIFFERENTLY AT TRIPOLI GALLERY Through 6/16. A solo exhibition of new paintings by Gordon Stevenson. Tripoli Gallery, 30A Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-377-3715 tripoligallery.com WATER MILL MUSEUM MEMBERS’ ART SHOW AND SALE Through 6/16. Wednesday–Monday, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. Waterfront gallery welcomes all to see the fine art show of mostly local artists. Well-priced art, benefits the Museum’s restoration fund. Kid and handicapped friendly. All are welcome. On view through 6/16. Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4625 watermillmuseum.org DOWN TO EARTH AT VERED GALLERY Featuring the work of Lily Almog, who works through photography in environmental portraiture. 68 Park Place, East Hampton. On view through 6/18. 212-288-6234 veredart.com BARBARA BILOTTA AT SOUTH STREET GALLERY Friday–Monday, noon–5 p.m. The painter, who is inspired by Abstract Expressionism, uses bold color in fluidly layered shapes. Bilotta divides her time between Long Island and Miami. Through 6/23. The South Street Gallery, 18 South Street, Greenport. thesouthstreetgallery.com JENNIFER BARTLETT AT THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM This first major museum survey of Bartlett’s work, organized by Klaus Ottman, will be accompanied by a fully illustrated catalogue published by the Parrish Art Museum. The exhibition will be on view through 7/13. 279 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-283-2118 parrishart.org. METROPOLIS PHOTOGRAPHY AT ALEX FERRONE A new exhibit featuring photographers Rich Faron, Scott Farrell and Ray Germann. Through 6/8. Sponsored by Abatelli Real Estate & Appraisal Services. Alex Ferrone Photography Gallery, 25425 Main Road at Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. 631-734-8545 alexferrone.com PICTURES OF LOLA AT THE FIREPLACE PROJECT “Pictures of Lola” with Lola Montes Schnabel self-portraits and Julian Schnabel portraits of Lola. On view through 6/23. 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324-4666 thefireplaceproject.com TONI ROSS AND JEAN PAGLIUSO AT DRAWING ROOM “Toni Ross: Contained. Unbound” and “Jean Pagliuso: Fragile Remains” are on view through 6/23. 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016 drawingroom-gallery.com CRAIG CLAIBORNE & PIERRE FRANEY: COOKBOOK REVOLUTIONARIES IN EAST HAMPTON Through 7/13. Exhibition of works from the culinary icons. Free; donations appreciated. Clinton Academy Museum, 151 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850 easthamptonhistory.org

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1 tablespoon Grand Marnier or Triple Sec Vanilla ice cream For praline, grease a baking sheet and set aside. Place the sugar in a small heavy saucepan over medium heat. The sugar will begin to liquefy and then turn a light amber color. If crystals form, brush down the sides of the pan with a wet pastry brush. When the color deepens to caramel color, add the nuts all at once; stir to mix. Quickly but carefully, pour the caramel onto the prepared baking sheet. When completely cool and brittle, break into pieces and chop coarsely in a food processor. Praline may be stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator until ready to use. For the parfait, trim the leaves from the rhubarb and discard. If the rhubarb stalks are slim, do not peel, only wash. If the stalks are thick, peel off the tough strings. Cut the rhubarb into 1” pieces and place in a heavy non-reactive saucepan. Add the sugar and water and stir to mix. Cover the pan tightly and bring to a simmer over medium heat, 4 to 5 minutes. Add the orange zest and cook, covered, for about 8 minutes after it has begun to simmer. Stir the rhubarb gently with a wooden spoon once during the cooking. If the mixture seems dry, add more water a teaspoon at a time until a spreadable texture. Remove from the heat. Taste and adjust the sugar if necessary. Add the strawberries and stir just to mix. Cover the pan so the berries soften slightly. When compote is lukewarm, stir in the Grand Marnier. Serve layered with ice cream and optional praline topping. Reprinted from Silvia Lehrer’s “Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island’s East End.” (Running Press)

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bistro burger with pommes frites, lettuce, tomato, Vidalia onion and spicy bread and butter pickles. Add-ons include: cheddar or American ($2), Gruyere, bleu cheese or Brie ($3), sautéed onions ($2), black truffle mousse ($8) and avocado ($3). 631-283-3309, littleredsouthampton.com lA FOnDITA in East Hampton is celebrating summer by introducing new menu items, daily specials and extended hours. They are now open Sunday through Thursday from 11:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Friday and Saturday from 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. New items include: the Mariachi mix, a vegetarian mix made with red peppers, poblano peppers, corn, mushrooms, black beans and chick peas. A new salad, called Ensalada Mariachi, is made with the Mariachi mix on iceberg lettuce with chipotle mayonnaise, chili powder and crisp corn tortilla strips. 631-267-8800, lafondita.net HArBOr GrIll in East Hampton serves bar bites Monday through Saturday from 5 to 6:30 p.m. and on Sunday beginning at noon. The special menu is available at the bar only. A beer list, composed of 40-plus brews, is also available including choices of Montauk Summer Ale, Dogfish Head and Stella Artois. Menu items include: corn fritters, cheesy bread, crispy zucchini sticks, two-cheese quesadilla, gravy and cheese fries, Mongolian Buffalo wings and the All-American grilled cheese. 631-604-5290 facebook.com/harborgrill Speaking of wings, why not pick up a box for lunch or dinner on your way out east from HUrrIcAnE GrIll & WInGS? Conveniently located in Manorville, Hurricane offers wings for every palate plus sandwiches, wraps, burgers and a kids menu. 631-281-WING, hurricanewings.com

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HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY Espresso Bar, Bakery, Cafe & Coffee Roastery $ A Hamptons classic since 1994 and a Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” Famous hand-roasted coffee, real baristas, muffins and bagels, egg sandwiches, a Mexican Grill and more. Open 6 a.m.–8 p.m. daily, year round. Locations in Water Mill next to The Green Thumb farmstand and in Westhampton Beach across from Village Hall and in Southampton on the highway next to BMW. Also anywhere with their Mercedes Mobile Espresso Unit for your event! 631-726-COFE or visit them on Twitter and Facebook. hamptoncoffeecompany.com.

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OLD STOVE PUB American $$$ A Hamptons classic since 1969. Perfectly charred steaks at the oldest stove in the Hamptons. Open 7 Days, lunch Saturday and Sunday noon–3 p.m., Prix Fixe Sunday– Thursday four courses $29. Live piano Friday and Saturday. Reservations 3516 Montauk Highway, Sagaponack. 631-537-3300.

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Phase 1 is 40% sold out. The Ranches at Eastport 56 Hamptons Court Drive, Eastport Off Sunrise Highway, North Service Road Just West of Exit 62

Open Daily: Call On-Site Sales Office 631.325.2500 www.theranchesateastport.com

The complete offering terms are in an Offering Plan available from Sponsor. File No. CD-13-0309.

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First Floor

Second Floor

other loCations available: Westhampton • southampton Water mill • Bridgehampton sagaponack • east hampton

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