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About Mayors

A Mayor Favorite No More

A Mayor Prospect Considering

The Mayor of Reyjivik Iceland

Anthony Weiner

Alec Baldwin

Jon Gnarr

By Dan Rattiner The thing I can’t get out of my mind about Anthony Weiner is the fact that all the politicians on both sides of the aisle considered him a rising star. The Democrats loved him for his smarts and his wit. The Republicans hated him for his standing up to them. He was considered the leading contender in the race to become Mayor of New York City until the recent events of the past two weeks. He was also considered as a possible future Governor or even President of the United States. He is only 46 years old after all. What he did does not matter. It’s what he did after what he did. I can’t believe how he handled this. This man is one of the stupidest people on the planet. It makes no sense. The first stupid thing he did, you may have heard, was press the wrong button on his computer. He intended to send a picture of himself with a bulge

By Dan Rattiner Dan’s Papers hereby endorses Alec Baldwin for Mayor of New York. Baldwin has not announced he is running yet. But he has for a long time publicly said he’d like to get into politics. And after the collapse of Congressman Anthony Weiner’s reputation, Baldwin had aides put feelers out. He’d make a great Mayor if elected, and he’d be elected in a landslide. The Democrats would vote for him because he is Alec Baldwin. And the Republicans would vote for him because he is the rock solid conservative Jack Donaghy of NBC’s “30 Rock.� And there is something else. Indeed there is a whole lot of something else. Being Mayor of New York is largely about moving the needle a little bit this way or that as the great Ocean Liner that is this city glides slowly along into the future. Mayor Bloomberg has been able to do that. In prior years, Rudy Giuliani was able to do that and before that Ed Koch and Fiorello LaGuardia were able to do that. All were forceful personalities before becoming

By Dan Rattiner Up until a year and a half ago, Jon Gnarr, 43, was one of the top TV comedians in Reykjavik, Iceland. He had this absurd sense of humor. He once said they needed more tourists to bolster the economy. He suggested they build a Disneyland out by the airport, but one that “would have all the cartoon characters actual size. It would be the only Disneyworld in the World with a Mickey Mouse the actual size.� He also said the city council should build a big statue in the harbor, sort of like the Statue of Liberty in New York. But different. “It should be of our most famous citizen,� he said. “Bjork.� Bjork is a cutting-edge rock star. “She’d be holding up a microphone instead of a torch. Music would play. And she’d slowly turn. At night, lasers would come out of her eyes and shine on each of Reykjavik’s many tourist attractions one after the other. And a tape player would explain what each one was in three languages.� Gnarr became famous for a role he invented for a TV sitcom, a bald, miserable, very

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Unsuspecting Hamptonites going to a yard sale last Saturday were not only treated to items owned by Liza Minnelli, they were greeted by the iconic entertainer herself. Held at the East Hampton home of NBC producer Angela LaGreca, shoppers such as Joy Behar had their pick of Liza-worn dance shoes, jewelry, costumes, couture clothing, plus furniture from Liza’s Lake Tahoe Home. Hot items: a pair of lampshades from the set of “Minnelli on Minnelli,â€? a pair of hot pink boas, and a set of epaulets given to Minnelli by Michael Jackson. Gallery owners Vered and Janet Lehr snagged leopard club chairs and a cashmere Ralph Lauren cape. * * * Congratulations, Dylan Lauren! The Hamptons resident, owner of Dylan’s Candy Bar and daughter of fashion king Ralph married hedge fund manager Paul Arrouet at her parents’ estate in Bedford, New York last weekend. * * * Supermodel Christie Brinkley, finishing her triumphant run on Broadway, will make her West End stage debut as Roxie Hart in the smash hit musical Chicago at the Cambridge Theater on Monday, July 11 for a four-week run. Amra-Faye Wright stars as Velma Kelly. After Amagansett’s Alec Baldwin hinted at a possible run for New York City mayor in 2013 last week, Mayor Bloomberg responded, “If he wants to run, great‌but he’s got to move into the city. He’s not a city resident.â€? Baldwin’s currently registered to vote in Suffolk County. * * * East Hampton resident Jerry Seinfeld attended the premiere of Long Story Short, featuring Colin Quinn, at Guild Hall’s John Drew Theater. The show, which is directed by Seinfeld and explores Quinn’s take on the world, runs through June 26. * * * Julie Andrews was seen buying flowers at Citarella in Bridgehampton on Tuesday. * * * East End resident Kristi Hood’s beloved Springs General Store was prominently featured in the Metro section of The New York Times on June 12. The article focused on the great community feeling that the store engenders, as well as their delicious egg sandwiches. * * * The Normal Heart was the third-biggest winner at the Tony Awards on Sunday, taking home Best Revival of a Play top honors. Congrats to producer Daryl Roth, an East Hampton resident‌Producer Jayne Baron Sherman, who also maintains a home here‌ Playwright Larry Kramer, who used to live in East Hampton...and of course Ellen Barkin,

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Lots of News Long Wharf, Hurricane Prospects, a Cellphone Tower & More By Dan Rattiner The Hurricane Season along the Atlantic Coast premiered last week. It extends from June 1 to November 30, where before it was August 1 to September 30. The powers that be apparently think we should all get nervous and stay that way. Practically everybody loves a good scare, when nobody gets hurt. That’s entertainment. We’ve got a warmer ocean, melting glaciers, El Nino that goes nuts every other year and extreme weather that everybody loves on YouTube and the Weather Channel. Actually there are now two powers that be. One is the old tried and true NOAA weather service in Silver Springs, Maryland, which has been tracking hurricanes since 1956. This year, they predicted a year with 12 to 18

named tropical storms, of which six to 10 are expected to become hurricanes and three to six of the hurricanes to become major hurricanes (category three or higher) screaming our way. Then there is the new kid on the block, the weather service put together by Colorado State University. Apparently they may have more accurate instruments. They say there will be 16 named storms, nine hurricanes and five major hurricanes. These are exact numbers. Really, really scary. And this, both services claim, is to be an aboveaverage year along the Atlantic Seaboard. For the last 10 years, NOAA has predicted above average years. But every year for the past 10 years there have been below average numbers of hurricanes. And last year there wasn’t even

one that hit the Atlantic Seaboard. Of course this, by reverse logic, means that every year it is below it is finally more likely to go up the next. We are now WAY, WAY overdue. It was luck, said environmentalist and marine scientist Jane Lubchenco that we didn’t have even one last year. “Winds steered most of the season’s tropical storms and hurricanes away from our coastlines. However, we can’t count on luck to get us through this season.” Truth is, here on Long Island, there hasn’t been a major hurricane in 20 years. Look out the window. Here comes the first. CONGRESSIONAL REMATCH (continued on page 26)

CASINO SITE SELECTED, OR IS IT? By Dan Rattiner According to an article that appeared in The New York Post on Monday, the Shinnecock Indian Nation’s Gaming Authority has chosen an enormous 260,000-square-foot warehouse on 26 acres—the size of five football fields— just off Exit 66 on the Long Island Expressway as the site of their long-planned gambling casino. The Post quotes “a source close to the process,”

with providing them with this information. The property is currently owned by Rechler Equity, and is rented to a paper products company. It was originally built in 1989 as a regional warehouse for Estee Lauder, which had its headquarters on Long Island at that time. It also has parking for 800 cars, and there is a further 20 acres of vacant land adjacent, which could be used for further expansion. In many ways, the selection of this property,

if true, is something very much to cheer about. The Shinnecocks, recently awarded Federal Recognition which gives them the right to arrange ownership of a gambling casino, have heard loud and clear from Hamptons residents that they think the South Fork is too fragile to handle a giant undertaking such as this without causing a major change in the character of the community. But the tribe also (continued on page 32)

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in his underpants to a 21-year-old woman in Seattle. Instead, he pressed the SEND ALL button and the picture went out to each of the 40,000 people who were following him on Twitter. What Weiner was doing, of course, was blowing off sexual steam with pretty young women over the age of 18, well almost all over, who had chatted him up on the Internet because he was a Congressman. He never followed up on any of it. (His wife was not shocked. He had told her about this hobby.) And the women, fully consenting adults, seemed to like it too. All of them chatted back to him tit for tat. None of them ran to the authorities or went on CNN about him. Here’s some of this conversation. “Ridiculous bulge in my shorts now. Wanna see?” “Yeah! Can u send a pic? I want to sit on your xxxx so bad right now.” Embedded in there is his second stupid mistake, which was that he positively identified himself as Congressman Anthony Weiner rather than, say, Ramone Haberdashery. Had it not occurred to him that this could ruin his career? Let’s go on to number three. Number three is that, having realized he had pressed the wrong button, he didn’t send a follow-up message just saying he had mistakenly sent off a picture he’d accidentally taken of himself when he was holding the camera wrong. Should have deleted it. Forgot. Ha ha.

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We’ve all seen the underpants picture. And we’ve all seen naked pictures of this part of the male body. Isn’t there a TV show called “Hung” about this very thing? People would get over it. There’s no money in trying to sell CNN a Congressman’s errant photo of himself in underpants. Until now. Instead of doing something as simple as this though, Weiner embarked on his fourth dumb thing, which was to make a big deal about it, howling loudly that somebody had hacked his identity. It called additional attention to himself. Weiner’s fifth dumb thing I think probably took place when he got advice from a very bad lawyer. If asked about this, this lawyer must have said, hedge your bets. Don’t say it was or wasn’t your underpants. If you say it wasn’t and at a later date you have to appear before a Congressional committee and they can prove you have been lying you will be put in jail for years for perjury. And even I could not get you out. “Was that, in fact a picture you took that got sent out on the Internet?” “Well, we’re going to try to find out exactly what happened. The photograph does not look familiar to me.” “Is that you?” “I can’t tell for certitude.”

“But is that a picture you took of yourself?” “This was a hoax. It was committed on me. It was easy to do, making fun of my name. I’ve hired a private security firm to get to the bottom of the photograph and make sure it does not happen again. This is not a national security matter. I’m not really sure it rises, no pun intended, to that level of seriousness.” Next we come to dumb thing number six. After all that, Weiner fesses up. Yes he’d been having sexy conversations with women on the Internet. But he had not broken any law. The only law you could hold him accountable for was that he might have used taxpayer funded government computers to do what he did. “I only did this stuff at home,” he said. But then some of the women he’d been involved with sold pictures to a magazine showing him sitting at his computer facing the computer camera with all sorts of photographs of him and his family on a wall unit behind him. It’s at the office. Did I mention that I know a friend who has a friend who knows a man who’s mother named him, at birth, Seymour. Last name Weiner. What kind of mother would do that? As we go to press, Congressman Weiner has entered a sex rehabilitation clinic. If history is our guide, and history often repeats itself, it will ruin his golf game.

just jumped right in and became Mayor. Alec Baldwin is a funny, passionate, no-nonsense man who is What You See is What You Get. He has a great focus. He is extremely smart. And as I am a casual friend of his, I can tell you that more importantly, much like Mayor Bloomberg, he is filled with a vast limitless energy. He works on 10 things at the

same time. He moves every one of these things along. And people often say—when does this man sleep? Yet he does it effortlessly. I have written three memoirs about the people I know and knew here, these books all bearing variations on the title In the Hamptons.

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Mayor. And all of them said the Buck Stops Here. In addition, with the exception of Rudy Giuliani, who came to the reins of the city in dangerous times, all were in one way or another, entertainers. And in addition to that, none but Ed Koch came up through the ranks. They were all smart, quintessential New Yorkers who cared about the City. And they all

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mean Swedish businessman named Georg Bjarnfredarson, who was somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun. There was an upcoming election for mayor in the summer of 2010. The country was in great turmoil. Corruption was rampant; there was negligence and cronyism. And the banks, nearly all of which were branches of English or Dutch banks, had collapsed. Icelanders fiercely debated whether the taxpayers should have to bail them out. “Why should I repay money I never spent?” Gnarr asked. In the end, the country voted NOT to bail out the banks. They all, each and every one of them, went under. Little locally owned banks sprang up. But times were hard. Reykjavik is a city of about 225,000 people. Gnarr, out of costume, was often in the glossy magazines, seen hanging around with anarchists, people with spiky purple hair, motorcycle gangs and anorexic looking women with fishnet stockings and nose rings. But then—and nobody knows quite why he decided to do this—he declared himself as a candidate for Mayor. He and his friends formed a political party. “I just invented it,” he said. “I was not drunk or anything. It’s called The Best Party. If it weren’t we wouldn’t call it that. We’d call it the Worst Party or the Bad Party. And we would never work with a party like that. You don’t have to be afraid of the Best Party.” Early polls gave Gnarr 2% of the vote. It seemed this was a clown gesture, a protest. He campaigned around the city in jeans, dirty

sweatshirts and a three-day growth of beard. His opponents wore suits and ties. If one of them made a pie-in-the sky campaign promise, Gnarr would respond by making a ridiculously unimaginable campaign promise. Once one of his opponents said he had five points to make. He made them. Gnarr said he had 10 points to make, and then made 14. He appeared at one campaign stop wearing lipstick. He appeared at another in a gorilla suit. But then Gnarr started making serious proposals. He said that if elected he would offer free admission to the city’s thermal swimming pools to everyone under 18. He said that he’d give towels at the swimming pools away for free rather than rent them for two krona, which was the current charge. “I want our swimming pools to obtain spa status. According to the European Union, it becomes a spa if we give away the towels.

We’re going to give away the towels.” Suddenly the polls showed Jon Gnarr at 24% of the vote. Gnarr shaved, took off his jeans and sweater and put on a suit and tie for the last half of the campaign. “I was born here. I love this city. All my friends and all my family live here. I would really like to do something useful for it, don’t you know?” The vote for Mayor took place on May 29, 2010. The winner was Jon Gnarr. He immediately appointed all his punk friends to the various ministerial posts. And he told them he intended for them to do this job for him. On the morning he arrived for his first day at work, these were the thoughts he said that were running through his head as he entered City Hall. You can still quit. Run, run. Don’t do it. What have I gotten all these people into? This week marks the completion of the first year of what Gnarr expects will be a full fouryear term. He made good on his pledge for the free towels. He didn’t build a statue in the Harbor. But the shambles in which he found the City’s finances have melted away. He laid off employees from the city’s electric company. He re-structured the education system. He raised taxes. This coming year Reykjavik will have its first balanced budget in four years. On the other hand, according to the latest polls, about half of his supporters are gone. If the election were held tomorrow, they’d throw him out. “That’s the sign of success,” Gnarr says.

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Name Calling Old Labels Don’t Work Anymore, At Least for Democrats By Dan Rattiner I have tried over the years to walk a fine line between being labeled a Republican or a Democrat. I’m a registered Independent and in the past, I have voted at times Democratic and at times Republican. On the other hand, I have to admit that as a journalist, I have sometimes succumbed to what I see clearly in front of me, which is this small group of people who have a whole lot and this large group of people who have very little. I think a majority of journalists stick up for the little guys because of this. I have, on occasion, acted on that too. Having said this though, it seems to me in

recent years that there has been a shift in how the Republicans and Democrats are painted. Democrats are Liberals and Old Lefties and those words now ring just terrible. On the other hand, Republicans are Conservatives and Members of the Right. There is little else the Democrats have to throw at them. And it’s not effective. I have thought long and hard about this shift. And I have come to the conclusion that it all has to do with America’s place in the world. Until about 1990, America had all the money and was the unchallenged economic leader of the world. A Liberal was somebody who said – okay, we’ve got it all, let’s give some of it away.

And we did. That rang true to a lot of people. Today, America is losing its grip and there doesn’t seem much we can do about it. There’s less money around. Under the circumstances, it makes absolute sense that we have Conservatives leading the way, uh, conserving things. Those Liberals are intent on using their liberalness to give it all away. As for the other terms, it was okay until about 1990 that there be “lefties” and those “right of center,” but that year, the old Soviet Union collapsed, proving that left-wing Communist thinking was a disaster. The only right way (continued on page 30)

TASTE OF TWO FORKS HAS A HEART By Arianna Johnson You are cordially invited to the upcoming Dan’s Papers culinary fundraising event of the season: Dan’s Taste of Two Forks, taking place on Saturday, July 16. This inaugural event will showcase many of the East End’s finest restaurants and wineries in their best light, as they all come together for a memorable night of gastronomic bliss. Guests will enjoy local food and wine from locations on both the North and the South Forks. Renowned Chef Marcus Samuelsson, whose cooking influences come from areas around the world, will host this star-studded Saturday

night event at Sayre Park in Bridgehampton. Rosanna Scotto, easily recognizable from her position as co-host on “Good Day New York,” and Dylan Lauren, founder of the delicious Dylan’s Candy Bar, will share the role of Master of Ceremonies for the evening. Additional star power is set to arrive in the form of Mark Feuerstein, protagonist on the USA summer series “Royal Pains,” as well as Alex McCord, of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of New York.” However, the scrumptious food and lovely people are not the only exciting parts of this event—a portion of the proceeds from the night will go to the local Have a Heart Community

Trust, an important local charity. Founded by John and Rosemarie Dios in 1991, the Trust was established to provide food and other services to families and individuals in desperate need of emergency assistance on the East End. Have a Heart works with numerous institutions in order to best distribute their resources, in particular partnering with many local food pantries. The pantries serve over 1,000 families annually, and further provide those who attend with wholesale items to stock their kitchen shelves at home. (continued on page next page)

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The one big thing that the food banks need right now is money, said Evelyn Ramunno, director of the Sag Harbor Food Pantry. Ramunno explained that they are very fortunate that local establishments donate their day-old breads and muffins to the food pantry, but that in order to buy items like fresh fruits, vegetables, meats, and dairy products, the pantry needs ready-funds. Surprisingly, despite the current financial situation, the Sag Harbor pantry has seen a decrease in the number of people that come in every Tuesday, from 80 people a week down to 65. However, Ramunno believes that it is pride that may be keeping them away, emphasizing that those who have ceased coming “are always welcome to come back.� The director of the East Hampton Food Pantry,

Gabrielle Scarpaci, has stated similar financial concerns. The number of people that the East Hampton pantry serves has quadrupled in the past two years, increasing from around 4,000 individuals to over 16,000. Shocking to most people, said Scarpaci, is that 1,000 of those who attend are children. Although her numbers go down in the summer due to seasonal work, once autumn returns Scarpaci sees the number of attendees skyrocket again. Given these current funding issues, the Have a Heart Community Trust is “excited and honored� that Dan’s Papers is donating the proceeds from Dan’s Taste of Two Forks to them, said President William Wright. He emphasized that events such as the Taste of Two Forks are vital to furthering the main goal of the organization, to help the less fortunate.

Even though the organization isn’t that big, it is able to help a lot of residents because it has “a great support team,� says Wright, and it is 100% volunteer-based. In addition to aiding the local food pantries, Have a Heart also reaches out to local residents by way of local churches and GED programs. Dan’s Taste of Two Forks event will surely go a long way towards funding the Trust’s laudable efforts in the surrounding area, and making sure that they can continue their operations far into the future. Who wouldn’t enjoy a charitable night of fine dining, wonderful people, and excellent wine? There really seems like no tastier way to give back to your community, so come out and join us on Saturday, July 16. Dan’s Taste of Two Forks, Saturday, July 16, 7:30-10 p.m., VIP admission from 6:30 p.m. Visit www.danstasteoftwoforks.com for more information, or e-mail contact@ danstasteoftwoforks.com

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Two have come out and the third will be out in May 2012. Alec Baldwin wrote the preface to the second one. And in the third one, I wrote a chapter about him, finishing it up just a few weeks ago. In that chapter, I tried to put together all the things I knew Alec had done in just this past year, either from my personal knowledge or from what I was able to gather up. “He’s everywhere,� I wrote. “In the last year he starred in three movies, one Broadway show, played Jack Donaghy on the TV show ‘30 Rock,’ co-hosted the Academy Awards, hosted the awards ceremony at the Kennedy Center in Washington, received an honorary degree from NYU, was a guest judge on the TV show ‘Marriage Ref,’ hosted a live television broadcast of the New York Philharmonic, was the host on ‘Saturday Night Live’ twice, wrote a book about the pain and inequities of divorce, starred in six commercials, the proceeds of one of which, a half-million dollars, he donated to The NY Philharmonic and to the John Drew Theatre in East Hampton, while, in addition, getting the business he touted in the commercial (Capital One) to match the funds. Also in the Hamptons, where he makes his home when not in Manhattan (he’s bi-coastal, between the Atlantic Ocean and the Hudson River), he performed the lead in the play Equus at the John Drew Theatre in East Hampton, hosted two fundraisers, founded a watchdog group to keep an eye on local politicians, co-hosted, with Billy Joel, a discussion about Joel’s film Last Play at Shea, and funded other programs for both the John Drew and the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor.� He also narrated a TV program about the migration of penguins for a documentary on the National Geographic Television Channel. “And so,� he intoned, “the penguins march across the glacier in this great herd toward the Huckabee Shelf.� Should this guy be Mayor of New York? Is the Pope Italian? (No?) Dan’s Papers becomes the first major newspaper in the New York Metropolitan Area to enthusiastically endorse him for that job. Mayor.

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Two years ago, our sitting longtime Congressman Tim Bishop of Southampton, a jovial fellow with a white beard, a good heart and a resume that includes a lengthy run as the provost of Southampton College, ran for office against a young upstart named Randy Altschuler from St. James. Bishop had won in four prior elections. But this would be different. Altschuler, when in his late 20s, had made millions by founding companies that arranged for call-in tech service operations to be handled from places like India and the Phillipines, where people work for $2 a day instead of Cincinnati and Akron where people work for $200 a day. In spite of this, Altschuler gave Bishop an incredible run for his money. Altschuler allegedly outspent Bishop four to one. The

campaign photographs of Altschuler showed a big happy lug of a guy embracing a pretty young wife, a little son and a big dog. Now in his 40s, he projects a down-home aw-shucks gee I made it good sort of demeanor. How could he be bad? Also, he was a Republican, and Republicans were in the ascendency two years ago while Bishop was a Democrat and Democrats were in the descendency. Personally, I forgot to vote. I live just five minutes from the firehouse here in Springs. I always vote. So it made no sense that I forgot to vote. But on this day, at 9 p.m. when I realized I had forgotten, I thought oh well, dammit. But it shouldn’t matter. Nobody wins by just one vote. Or did they? With 200,000 votes cast, after the dust cleared, Bishop was ahead by 105 votes. Two days later, they counted the military

votes and Altschuler was ahead by 22 votes. Altschuler at that point declared himself the winner and on the advice of aides, flew down to Washington to shake hands with all the important people. But when he came home, some write-ins from the Upper East Side of Manhattan had come in and he was ahead by only 8. Then more write-ins came in and he was behind by five. Then somebody left a note on my front door. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? it asked. It was unsigned. A week later, they were still tussling over re-counts and hanging chads and so forth. And then Altschuler conceded. The final margin was under 600 votes. Now people are looking ahead to November 2012. Altschuler, saying the tussle with Bishop was behind him, declared himself, two weeks ago, a candidate for County Executive. But then, two days ago, he thought better of it. He’s looking forward to having another go at kindly, uncle Congressman Tim. It will be an interesting year and a half. UP AND DOWN In North Haven, the heavily wooded peninsula north of Sag Harbor where 1,000 people live contentedly alongside approximately 1,250 deer, there was a meeting at Village Hall last week where only those without hooves were allowed to attend and where the matter of a previously approved cellphone tower was discussed. On May 3, Local Law #1 had been passed, which allowed for the erection of this 140-foot cellphone tower deep in the woods. Now they were meeting to discuss the outrage generated by the passage of Local Law #1 and to consider Local Law #3, which would repeal Local Law #1 just in the nick of time before the developers had gotten the material together to build what had been allowed by Local Law #1. “This is not just an 800-pound gorilla,” said resident Don Sacker, referring to the just approved 140- foot cellphone tower proposal. “It’s a 14-story high gorilla.” Indeed, fourteen 10-foot-tall gorillas standing atop another’s shoulders would indeed be 14 stories high. Mayor Laura Nolan explained why the Village was backtracking on what they had passed earlier. She said backlash to the tower and the law “came at the last minute,” and because of the volume of opposition in the community the board is repealing the law. “That’s how the process works.” The trustees approved the motion to rescind Local Law #1 unanimously. Now they had Local Law #3. Then everybody left Village Hall and ran over to that one corner of the parking lot where there is cellphone service sometimes, shooed away the deer and checked their messages. LONG WHARF Seven months ago, Suffolk County offered to sell Long Wharf to Sag Harbor for $1. Lots of people thought, at the time, that Long Wharf belonged to Sag Harbor. How the hell did Suffolk County get a hold of it? Actually, Sag Harbor Village, which DID own Long Wharf and had owned it since 1770, gave it to Suffolk County in 1945. The idea was, at that time, that since the Village was near to bankrupt, and the County was not, the County would be better able to afford to maintain it— paint it, reinforce it, rebuild it as necessary and

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Local Filmmaker Makes Good, or Not By Elise D’Haene “The only thing more expensive than a film production is a funeral.” Sometimes a quote just begs for a story. After reading the above line, I had to follow my nose to its author, Christian Nilsson, a filmmaker who lives in Riverhead. Nilsson, a Westhampton Beach High School grad who has a degree in Film/Video Production, has spent quite a bit of time in his young career taking risks and scrambling for funding to make his films. This time, he’s trying a new way, an online funding platform for creative projects all over the world called Kickstarter. Every month, tens of thousands of people pledge millions of dollars to projects in music, film, art, technology, design, food, publishing and other creative fields. “This is not about investment or lending. Project creators keep 100% ownership and control over their work,” according to Kickstarter’s website. The one caveat: “All-or-nothing funding. On Kickstarter, a project must reach its funding goal before time runs out or no money changes hands. Why? It protects everyone involved. Creators aren’t expected to develop their project without necessary funds, and it allows anyone to test concepts without risk.” So what about that funeral? It turns out Nilsson’s next film is called Wake. Nilsson has already cast Dan Lauria in the lead role. Fans will remember the actor from his turn as the

Christian Nilsson, right, on the set.

father in “Wonder Years” and in the lead role on Broadway in Lombardi. “It’s common knowledge that there is only one thing funnier than a wake. And that’s the wake of your girlfriend who killed herself after a night of you ignoring her phone calls,” Nilsson said. “Coincidentally, that is exactly what my dark comedy is all about.” Nilsson is no stranger to dark comedies that explore death and suicide, “but none of them have really gone as far as Wake. It is one of the darkest comedies I’ve written,” he said. “Death and loss are a part of life. In the past few years I’ve had to experience the deaths of several very special family members and two

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good friends. The way I dealt with it was with humor. To be honest, I came up with the concept for this film at a wake. I was laughing so hard I had to pretend I was crying so that I could exit the room. Wakes force you to look at our own mortality and loss square in the face...and laugh.” His film Looney in a Strait Jacket, a selection in the 2009 Cannes Short Film Corner in France and a finalist on Reel 13’s short film contest, is about a patient from an insane asylum who is being chased by a cop even crazier than the patient. Winner of Best Film in the Five Towns Film Festival, Nilsson’s The Adventures of Demitri Jones is about a young man with Asperger’s Syndrome who has an obsession with heroes from literature. A quest through the Hamptons to save a local bookstore turns him into one of the very heroes he dreams about. I asked the young director about filmmakers he has been inspired by. “I am most inspired by writer/directors. My favorites are Martin McDonagh, Noah Baumbach and Wes Anderson. They all have a way of presenting everyday situations in a very original and comedic way. Darjeeling Limited, In Bruges and The Squid And The Whale are among my favorites. As far as classic films, I love Frank Capra and Billy Wilder. They both had this ability to let the scene play out and have the audience feel like they were in the room with them. I try to in(continued on page 34)

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who won for Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Play. Joel Grey and George C. Wolfe won for Best Direction of a Play. War Horse won Best Play and has already been made into a film by East Hampton’s Steven Spielberg. * * * Amagansett resident Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, has another hit on his hands. “Every Teardrop is a Waterfall,� an advance track from the band’s upcoming album, debuted at #29 on Billboard’s 100 Hot Singles chart last week. * * * USA’s “Royal Pains,� the hit show about a Hamptons concierge doctor, is looking for local “upscale affluent types� to play brokers, wealthy housewives, models, yachtsmen and other community members. Bonus points if you have a luxury car with which you’re willing to share the small screen. Contact Grant Wilfley Casting for more information. * * * Super 8, the new sci-fi flick produced by East Hampton’s Steven Spielberg, won the top spot at the box office last weekend with $37 million. * * * The longtime property dispute between the White family, Sagaponack farmers since 1695, and Houston oil mogul Anthony Petrello is explored in a feature article in this month’s issue of Vanity Fair. * * * Dennis Rodman celebrated his 50th birthday with friends at the AXE Lounge in Southampton last weekend. * * * John Mayer has been spending quite a bit of time in the Hamptons lately. The pop rocker was seen at the Surf Lodge in Montauk and The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett. * * * Alec Baldwin, Jamie Lee Curtis, Reading Rainbow creator Twila C. Liggett and several renowned children’s authors have selected two of their favorite books for children for “Brooke’s Best Books� for the first annual Brooke Jackman Foundation summer reading list. The foundation is a New York based non-profit that promotes and enhances literacy for at risk children in the greater New York area, which was started in memory Jackman, who was killed in the 9/11 attacks. * * * The Wall Street Journal gave a nod last week to the recent efforts made to revitalize downtown Riverhead. Locals Nancy Swett, of the citizen group iloveriverhead, and Dee Muma, of Dark Horse Restaurant, were quoted in the article. * * * “Today� show host Hoda Kotb and boyfriend Jay Blumenkopf were seen strolling Jobs Lane in Southampton. (continued on page 36)

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was, well, the Right. And it got worse. As the years passed, some Democrats got called “Old Lefties,� as if they were part of that small group of Americans who were members of the Communist party in the 1930s. This was a term made popular in the 1950s to refer to a small number of Americans who in the 1930s became members of the Communist Party. So that’s it. What we’ve got here now is an unfair playing field. The Republicans can do all this name-calling and look good. The Democrats try name calling and the words just come out sounding as if the names they are calling are right all along. Right? Republicans may fight with what I am about to say, and I am sure they will vote in lockstep along party lines to prevent it coming into general use when the time comes, but the truth is, the Democrats need some new words to paint the Republicans with. And these words need to be fraught with meaning that is just terrible. Thus can the playing field be leveled. I’ve come up with a few ideas. I am only one person thinking about this though—and I don’t think anybody has thought about this before— and so what I have come up with is limited. What really is needed is a big-time Madison Avenue Ad Agency, paid handsomely, and putting its thinking caps on. But until then, x 5HVLGHQWLDO EXONKHDGV

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of donkeys. The closest I have been able to come to this for the Democrats is “stuck-in-the-past-ers.� It has to be plural. You’re one of the stuck-in-thepast-ers. One of those who wants only to apply yesterday’s solutions to today’s problems. I agree there is something clumsy and awkward about this phrase. Like I said, though, I’m only one guy. Help me out here. And so I send out this clarion call for assistance to both the flaming liberal lefties and the wise conservatives always right. This is America. We need fairness. And right now we don’t have that. The Democrats should have rights too. Did I say right? Send your ideas to dan@danspapers.com. Maybe I can make another story out of it.

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so forth and so on. And indeed, the County did a pretty good job of it. Now, as I like to say, the Foo is on the other Shut. Sag Harbor Village is thriving with tourists from all over the world, many of them walking out onto Long Wharf to take pictures of the famous place where whaling ships once berthed after their long journeys into the South Pacific. But the County is sucking air for every penny they can find, looking here, there and everywhere to try to figure out how to balance their budget. Would Sag Harbor like it back for that dollar? Today’s dollar is only worth 28 cents as we all know, but still. Sag Harbor officials mulled it over this way and that. The dock needed a paint job. Maybe it would need to be re-constructed soon. Could the County provide them with an engineer’s report? People at both the County and the Village put forth ideas for different ways the tourists going out onto Long Wharf might be persuaded to part with a little bit here and a little bit there to help out Long Wharf. The County proposed parking meters. The Village said they’d rather die than have parking meters. There was talk of putting out a giant barrel where tourists might put in a buck or two. There was talk about charging tourists for sitting on a bench on Long Wharf, or just standing still on Long Wharf for more than 10 seconds or something. The wharf has no railings. That’s bad. What about that? Then after months and months of this, it seems, the County got tired of talking about Long Wharf. Negotiations are now stalled. They’d keep the damn thing. You can keep the dollar, Buster. According to Sag Harbor Mayor Brian Gilbride, what they’d really like back is not Long Wharf, but the part of Long Wharf that’s been made into a beach just alongside it. That’s worth a dollar. This little strip, which used to be grass, is now festooned with sand, and now goes by the name Windmill Beach. Forget it, said somebody from the county. It’s over. County Legislator Schneiderman of Montauk, who had proposed selling Long Wharf back to Sag Harbor in the first place has another idea. How about we put together a group called Friends of Long Wharf? Anybody could join. People are now going to discuss that.

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By T.J. Clemente Whalers, Southampton Breakers, There is nothing quite like Westhampton Aviators, North Fork the smell of fresh cut grass, the Ospreys, and Riverhead Tomcats. sound of the crack of a baseball This local league has produced bat striking the ball, or the sight some major league draft choices. of a pitcher winding up to throw In 2009, Riverhead Tomcats rightthe baseball to the batter. Yes, hander Nick Tropeano (Stony baseball is a true American Brook University) led the ACBL in tradition that goes back to even wins and strikeouts on his way to before the Civil War. In the earning Pitcher of the Year honors. Hamptons it has always been He will now get the chance to prove Fred Thiele and a popular sport with many farm himself at the professional level Rusty Leaver boys tossing the ball around on the having been drafted in the fifth open land. Some local boys have round (160th overall) by the Astros, made it into the Major Leagues, such as Hall of becoming the third Hamptons Collegiate Famer Carl Yastremski of Bridgehampton, A.J Baseball alum to be taken in this year’s draft. Pierzynski of Bridgehampton, who currently is The others are Andrew Cain of the University catcher for the Chicago White Sox and made of North Carolina Wilmington, who became the his debut with the Minnesota Twins (1998- first player in the history of the North Fork 2003). Wade Rowden (Riverhead) played from Ospreys to be drafted, going in the 12th round 1984 to 1988 for the Cincinnati Reds then one (371st overall) to the Milwaukee Brewers, year with the Chicago Cubs and the Baltimore and Riverhead Tomcats Justin Echevarria, a Orioles. Paul Gibson (of Southampton) pitched 40th-round selection by the Padres last year. from 1988 to 1996, first for the Detroit Tigers, State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, who played then The Mets and Yankees. East Hamptonite a huge role in launching the league, said, Ross Gload is still active, and has played for “The Hamptons Collegiate Baseball league is the Kansas City Royals, the White Sox, Cubs, attempting to duplicate the success of the Cape and Phillies. Cod League.” For area baseball fans, there is the Having attended a few games myself, I Hamptons Collegiate Baseball League, agree with Thiele’s assessment that “the which was founded in 2007 by longtime collegiate league provides an inexpensive form Montauk resident Rusty Leaver. Initially, of entertainment for local families and visitors, the organization had one franchise—Hampton alike.” He goes on to explain, “It’s a throwback Whalers. Now it is a five-team division, also to the days when Bridgehampton and Sag known as the Hampton Division, which Harbor had town teams, yielding the likes is part of the Atlantic Collegiate Baseball of Carl Yastremski. Proof that there is a lot League, consisting of the Sag Harbor more to the Hamptons than just the rich and

famous. Further, it is good quality baseball with some of the best college players in the country. It provides these future stars the opportunity to display and develop their talent in a great place.” I asked about the wonderful field that the Southampton Breakers use on the campus of SUNY Southampton and he said, “The state’s role has been to provide one of the venues for games at the college in Southampton. In addition, former Assemblyman Marc Alessi and I were able to obtain some start-up money for the league at a time when funds were needed to make capital improvements for the ball fields in order to get started.” At the field dedication in July 2009, Stony Brook Southampton’s then dean, Mary C. Pearl, said, “I was pleased when Rusty [Leaver] told me that not only are we going to have a wonderfully improved field for our sports and baseball clinics for our students, but it’s all going to be done in the spirit of our campus, which is to say only organic materials are going to be used as fertilizer in the grass. Every effort is going to be made to make sure that this field is maintained in an environmentally respectful manner.” And three years later I can say it has been, with a major league standard mound and bullpen area. The grass is superb and there is no admission charge. For scheduled games visit www.hamptonsbaseball.org and go see some of tomorrow’s stars today for free. By the way, I must mention that Fred Thiele, who was a left-handed pitcher for Southampton College back in the day, said, “I’m a big baseball fan. METS.”

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does not want a casino close, for the same reason. They could easily accommodate one on their 600-acre reservation, which is just a mile from the center of downtown Southampton, but that would change them forever too. On the other hand, the Shinnecocks do not want a casino so far away that it is impossible for the tribe to keep close tabs on the running of it. Other places mentioned have been in Hempstead, in Queens and at the Belmont Racetrack. This location though, besides its perfect location, is sited in an economically challenged area and is accessible along the largest transportation artery on the island—the Long Island Expressway—and is an existing building, which means that the problems and costs of creating an entirely new structure are no longer an issue. Incidentally, the recognition does not guarantee the Shinnecocks a casino that will make a profit, it only guarantees them the right to own one. It could just as easily be run at a loss.

Another aspect of recognition is that although others can help finance and buy stock in a Shinnecock-owned casino—needless to say the Shinnecocks, impoverished all these years, do not have the means to do this all by themselves—all such financial help must be either paid back or sold off within six years, at which time the Shinnecocks are on their own. And still another aspect of Federal Recognition is that an off-site casino requires the special approval of the Bureau of Indian Affairs, something not often granted. The trouble with the selection of this site, however, is that although this article appeared in The Post on Monday, on Tuesday, when I contacted the tribe’s public relations office, the director there, Beverly Jenson, told me that the Shinnecock Gaming Authority has not yet picked this site. Just to be sure, she then contacted the Commissioner of the Gaming Authority, who she had just talked to the day before, to see if she was just out of the loop and she called me back to say that no, she was not. No decision had been made. She also said

that even if the Gaming Authority does make a selection, it still has to be voted upon by the entire tribe, which consists of about 1,200 people. There has been a lot of concern in recent days about what gets reported on as news. There was a story that appeared in USA Today a few days ago about 20 to 30 dismembered bodies found buried in East Texas. This had not been true. Reporters looking into how this could have gotten into the news found that it had become a fact almost by osmosis, through Facebook and Twitter and news aggregators, which then doubled back and became an actual but inaccurate police report in the town where it was supposed to have happened. Another report, this Sunday, concerned itself with the apparent kidnapping of a gay Syrian woman who for many years has been blogging about events that have been unfolding in that country. People in many countries were shocked. But when that was looked into it turned out that this blogger was actually an American man living in Scotland who had been filing these reports for years as part of his attempts to hone his skills as a fiction writer. In any case, this reporter hopes that the Shinnecocks do go ahead with a casino off the reservation, not on the South Fork and not too far away. It will do them a world of good financially if they do this, it will help the economy in a part of Long Island that has for years been economically depressed and it will be easily accessible to 13 million people in a radius of just 70 miles.

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Sittin’ On the Dock of Gardiner’s Bay By T.J. Clemente “To be or not to be,� that is the question concerning a historic dock that’s now deteriorating on Gardiner’s Bay facing the houses of the Broadview Property Owners Association. The history of this dock and the grandeur is in the past. It had been in its prime in the 1930s, when Dr. Dennistoun Bell would park his 70-foot yacht there when the waters were deeper then they are now. This is the same Dr. Bell who first bought 155 acres there in Amagansett in 1915, adding hundreds more over the years. Then some 15 years later he built the dock after giving the East Hampton Town Trustees many acres near Fresh Pond for a park in exchange for the beach in front

of his property on Albert’s Landing to Barnes Hole Road. By the way, Dan Rattiner swears the good Dr. Bell was a dentist who actually saw patients at his estate, in a prime dental chair no doubt. However, we now toil in the 21st century with 21st-century decisions based on limited tax dollars, limited assets, erosion issues and many problems to be addressed. The homeowners of the 500 acres that once comprised the Bell estate property want to restore the dock in some form. A formal request is underway to the East Hampton Town Zoning Board of Appeals about granting a natural resources permit and a variance to allow Broadview to reconstruct a portion of the dock with a shorter version and

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fuse those methods of framing with other more modern techniques to tell my stories.â€? Rodgrigo Gudino, the president of Rue Morgue Magazine had this to say about Wake: “I never realized suicide could be so much fun!â€? Sean Bridgers, who worked on the HBO series “Deadwood,â€? compared Nilsson to writers such as George Carlin and Mark Twain mixed in with a bit of Monty Python. He “understands that comedy comes from pain. Humans are ridiculous creatures and Christian’s work demonstrates a unique understanding of this fact. I’m looking forward to whatever his sardonic soul comes up with next.â€? According to Nilsson, “Everything is starting to fall into place for this short. All we need is funding. The only thing more expensive than a ďŹ lm production is a funeral... and we’re attempting to merge the two. Every dollar helps.â€? The ďŹ lm will be shot on 35 millimeter “somewhere on Long Island in early July. We’re looking for some name talent right now. Andrew Van Den Houten, the producer of the controversial ďŹ lm The Woman at this past year’s Sundance, has come aboard as producer.â€? To check out more information about Nilsson’s ďŹ lm or to donate to the cause, go to kickstarter.com/projects/2033417286/wake-a-shortdark-comedy.

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art homework, nonetheless made some gaffes here.) Though The Summer We Read Gatsby begins with promise, it starts to drag and doesn’t affect a credible resolution. The good stuff is the smattering of smart-ass dialogue between the estranged sisters and the frequent references to familiar Hamptons places (did Sip `n Soda in Southampton underwrite the book?) Plot, alas, is not a strong suit, nor is character development. Lydia liked to keep “fools” – entertaining artists-inresidence – at Fool’s House, but what to make of the bizarre current artist-fool, the extraordinarily handsome but criminally inclined Biggsy, who’s been hanging around

since forever? Or Finn (tall, a Princeton grad, employed), an old family friend with whom Cassie falls in love? All the characters, including the principals, stick pretty close to stock-figure formulas. Still, because of the season and the setting, The Summer We Read Gatsby may find itself a beach read among the 20- and 30-somethings. Like the best of “Sex and City,” when the story line works, it manages an engaging ambivalence – sending up affectation at the same time that it makes it attractive. What food! What drinks! What clothing! What the book doesn’t manage to do is be in any way like Gatsby.

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By Judy Spencer Klinghoffer She has painted them all – Mohammad Ali, Liza Minnelli, Glenda Jackson, Swoozie Kurtz, Jeremy Irons, even Princess Grace of Monaco, surrounded by her children, posed on the palace stairs. The current retrospective of portrait artist Zita Davisson’s work at the Southampton Historical Museum shows her innate ability to capture the personalities of the rich, the famous, the royal and the powerful in a way that is deeply intimate. That intimacy is the result of the fusion of Davisson’s technique of working on raw canvas – which creates a pastel-like quality and adds a textural element as well – and her own considerable personal charm and intelligence. Walking through the gallery at the Southampton Historical Museum feels more like a visit with some familiar faces rather than a collection of stiff, formal portraits. “They talk to me,” Tom Edmonds, executive director of the museum, confesses. “I feel like we are having a conversation.” Edmonds describes Davisson’s style as “not photorealism,” but “capturing a person’s spirit.” Davisson began her career as an artist early. At the age of 12, she had her first real show. Many of those early works featured two of Davisson’s lifelong passions – ballet, and horses. At 14, she signed with the Conover Modeling Agency, lying about her age, “I told them I was 18.” A stint as associate art director at Harper’s Bazaar followed, and Davisson also designed her own line of clothing. Art was always a huge part of Davisson’s life and it only took the right person at the right time to focus attention on Davisson’s skill with portraits. Ruth Henderson, the wife of musician Skitch Henderson, fell in love with Davisson’s painting of a picnic. She remarked that she would love to be painted by Davisson. “She knew a lot of people in the theatre,” Davisson remembers. Through galleries and personal contacts, Davisson’s work became known and sought after, and of course, there is a story to go with every portrait. Leopold Stowkowski, the famously temperamental conductor, sat for Davisson after he admired the portrait she had painted of his ex-wife Gloria Vanderbilt. Davisson originally went to rehearsal to work on the painting, but Stowkowski complained that she made too much noise. “Then you’ll come to the studio,” Davisson said, and the painting was completed to Stowkowski’s satisfaction. Rudolf Nureyev was a man constantly in motion – great for a dancer, not so great for a portrait artist. “I could never get him standing still,” Davisson muses, remembering many rehearsals she attended, trying to catch that defining spark and translate it to paint and canvas. “Zita, I haven’t even shaved yet,” Nureyev complained. The finished portrait shows Nureyev on the move, using multiple images to show him flowing through space.

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during rehearsals for Cabaret; the fiercely intelligent Glenda Jackson; Jim Dale, “the English import,” as Davisson calls him; and Vanessa Redgrave, whom Davisson painted on set while the actress was shooting a movie. It was a period piece with elaborate costumes, and Davisson recollects “it took hours” for Redgrave to get in and out of costume. For her portrait of Jeremy Irons, who sat with his wife Sinead Cusack and their son, Sam, Davisson chose to extend the painting out onto the frame, creating a very expansive feeling. Irons was appearing on Broadway at the time. The family might have done a little sightseeing prior to the sitting – in the finished portrait Sam is drawing his impression of the Statue of Liberty. Details were of the utmost importance to another famous subject – Christopher Reeve. He was wearing his “lucky, sailing shirt,” striped with different shades of blues and greens. “He was very fussy about the colors being just right,” said Davisson. The portrait was painted just a few weeks before the terrible riding accident that left him paralyzed. Although Reeve’s wife Dana kept some of the preliminary sketches, she could never bring herself to pick up the portrait. Davisson has painted her share of royalty including a family grouping with Princess Grace and her three children – Davisson particularly remembers the princesses being a bit restless. Davisson will be unveiling a new work at a private reception on June 25 and at the exhibit on June 28, a painting of Prince William and Kate Middleton, now the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Davisson had met Diana, Princess of Wales, at a charity event years earlier, a meeting that resulted in Davisson painting Diana. Although that portrait was not available for the Southampton exhibit, Davisson will be unveiling her portrait of the royal couple in which Kate is wearing the engagement ring that Diana was wearing in her portrait. It is one of the few that Davisson has had to do from photographs, but she has caught a lively spark in the tilt of William’s head and the warmth of Kate’s smile. Davisson has owned a home and studio in Southampton for the past 10 years, allowing her the opportunity to paint some local notables such as Naneen Ford Richter, looking as breathtaking as one of John Singer. Is there anyone Davisson would like to paint? “I sat next to Nicole Kidman at the hairdresser’s,” she muses, but “I’m just happy to be doing what I’m doing,” she sums up. Portrait Artist Zita Davisson will unveil her portrait of Prince William and Kate, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, on June 28 (to the public) at the Southampton Historical Museum, Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton, 631-283-2494.

Kissinger was another subject. “He had the most amazing voice. It seemed to come from all around the room.” Davisson’s portrait of boxing legend Mohammad Ali originally hung at the U.N. “He was very amusing,” she says of Ali’s famous wit. She painted him as a painter, a secret ambition he confessed to Davisson. Ali looks powerful, but collected, a jar of brushes close at hand. You’ll find portraits of some other powerful men at the Southampton Historical Museum exhibit. Rudy Guiliani had “three phones ringing at the same time,” as Davisson worked on his portrait at his office. Somehow, Guiliani juggled all those calls while Davisson painted. “He was talking to schools,” Davission remembers, “He was so positive and interesting.” Kissinger was another subject. “He had the most amazing voice. It seemed to come from all around the room.” Actors and actresses are also well represented in the exhibit, including Liza Minnelli, painted

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The 25th Annual Garden Tour for ARF By Sharon McKee Here we go again. We’re into another exciting – and sometimes dizzying – summer house and garden benefit tour season. And while we applaud all the new kids on the block, it’s gratifying to see a fundraising event that has been going strong for a quarter of a century, a staple of the summer calendar. The Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons (ARF) will hold its 25th Annual Garden Tour on Saturday, June 18, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., rain or shine. One of the longestrunning garden tours on Long Island, the ARF Garden Tour will feature six majestic gardens in Bridgehampton and Sagaponack. Barbara Slifka and Mark Fichandler are the chairs of this year’s event.

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The Silver Anniversary garden tour is dedicated to the late Howard Purcell, “a gentle genius when it came to gardens,” says ARF Executive Director Sara Davison. Purcell conceived of the ARF Garden Tour and worked for 25 years right up until his death to help make it a success. He “uncovered” some of the most magnificent gardens in the Hamptons (his own being one of them) and persuaded the proud owners to allow the ARF tour to feature them. Purcell served on the board of directors of ARF for more than a decade and the organization is proud to dedicate the 25th Anniversary of the tour to his memory.

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Some highlights of the Silver Anniversary Tour include: The Susan and Stan Reifer Garden. Inspired by Stan Reifer’s childhood love for Chinese art and design, the expansive gardens were designed by the renowned Chinese artist Jian Guo Xu. “Like a painting in three dimensions, they marry the traditions of Eastern and Western design,” say representatives from ARF. The Karen and Herb Friedman Garden, designed by Jack deLashmet & Associates. The house looks out onto a natural parklike setting at the rear of the home. Native plantings, steep grade changes and retaining walls seem to expand the property beyond its actual dimensions. The Cynthia and Edwin Hamowy Garden, designed by Oehme Van Sweden. The star of this show is the 20’ x 40’ lily pool – as big as most American swimming pools! The American ranch-style house features three wide steps that lead up to the front porch and the pool. The garden at the rear is divided into a series of garden rooms, complete with a carpet of brick and stone. The 25th Annual ARF Garden Tour is a selfguided tour, and ticket holders can view the gardens in any order. A cocktail reception will follow at the East Hampton home of Joanne and Henry Breyer. All proceeds from the tour benefit the Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons, Inc. (ARF), the leading no-kill animal shelter on eastern Long Island. The ARF Adoption Center is located in Wainscott and open every day from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Since its founding in 1974, ARF has found loving homes for over 18,000 cats, kittens, dogs and puppies. Tickets for the ARF Garden Tour are $75 each and can be purchased by calling 631-5370400, ext. 216, or at www.arfhamptons.org. Tickets are also available at the ARF Adoption Center in Wainscott, the ARF Thrift Shop in Sagaponack and the following garden centers: Lynch’s Garden Center and Mecox Gardens in Southampton, Marders in Bridgehampton, East Hampton Gardens, The Bayberry in Amagansett and the Sag Harbor Florist. Tickets for the tour and the cocktail reception are $175 and must be purchased in advance by phone, online or at ARF.

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By David Lion Rattiner It’s kind of hard to say what Tim Ferriss does for a living, but “author” would definitely be the best description considering he has topped the literary charts with not one, but two books, The 4-Hour Workweek and more recently The 4-Hour Body. However, Ferriss can also be described as the CEO of a sports supplement company, a professional public speaker, kickboxing champion and tango dancer. Ferriss is considered to be one of the pioneers of developing the “new rich,” which is a term that describes people who live their lives to the fullest by freeing up their time to do things they love to do, instead of being obsessed with work. How does one pay for it all? Well, you have to read Ferriss’ book to learn how to do that, but basically it’s by becoming an expert at managing your time and cutting out the work in your life that is meaningless. He has many followers, early on, young men fresh out of school who were frustrated with 23-hour workdays at a job trying to get ahead, but this has expanded to include every age and group in the world. But before Tim Ferriss became Tim Ferriss, he was a skateboarding kid from Springs. Talking to Ferriss at the home he grew up in while he was in the Hamptons visiting his parents gave the author a bit of nostalgia. “I grew up in Springs, went to Springs Elementary School, the whole nine yards. My mom worked for the county as a physical therapist. My dad worked as a real estate broker and they still live out here. I get out here about half a dozen times a year and I spend a good portion of every summer in East Hampton and spend a lot of time in New York City, but I’m based in San Francisco.” Growing up in East Hampton, Ferriss was very much a beach kid, just like every other kid who grows up in Springs. He also held a job at the infamous Snowflake ice-cream shop and restaurant, which was legendary for supplying ice cream to winners of Little League games. “My favorite thing to do in the summertime was to go to Indian Wells Beach. I worked at Snowflake at the time and the Lobster Roll and the Maidstone Arms, I did a lot of skateboarding and boogie boarding. Growing up out here, I tended to do a lot of outdoor stuff and I took wresting very seriously.” Ferriss spent one year at East Hampton High and then moved for his sophomore year to the prestigious high school, St. Paul’s,

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business, while simultaneously traveling, and he did just that. Ferriss began a company called Brainquicken and Bodyquick, which were among the first sports supplement companies to utilize energy stimulants to improve mental and athletic performance. When Ferriss first started these companies, the market for sports supplements that improve performance had not quite gone mainstream, and one could argue that Ferriss played a huge role in making it just that. But his successful company wasn’t what it was all about for Ferriss, what it was about was living, and living well, and he intended on writing about it, not really knowing how big it would get, but knowing that he would put his heart and soul into it and that he would use his incredible marketing abilities (which he is now famous for) to get it in the hands of readers. “I just figured I’d write a book and that it would be a notch in the belt and I would move on to other stuff. The universe had another plan.” That it did. The 4-Hour Workweek became an international sensation, leading Ferriss on a ride of success he never expected, which included masses of fans, a celebrity status and new opportunities. And, of course, being a natural entrepreneur and writer, he wasn’t finished. Always mindful of his athletic abilities, Ferriss decided to write a book about weight loss and weight gain called The 4-Hour Body, which has also reached The New York Times Best Seller list as number one and is a top seller at every major bookstore, both brick and mortar and online, across the nation. The book can be explained as Ferriss’ personal quest to gain physical fitness, and his ability to analyze how things really work, much like when he applied this analysis to life and business. But it can be summed up best from the book’s website. “The 4-Hour Body is the result of an obsessive quest, spanning more than a decade, to hack the human body. It contains the collective wisdom of hundreds of elite athletes, dozens of MDs, and thousands of hours of jaw-dropping personal experimentation. From Olympic training centers to black-market laboratories, from Silicon Valley to South Africa, Tim Ferriss, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The 4-Hour Workweek, fixated on one lifechanging question: For all things physical, what are the tiniest changes that produce the biggest results?” Tim certainly isn’t finished either, it just doesn’t seem to be in his personality, and we’re looking forward to what he will come up with next.

Before Tim Ferriss was Tim Ferriss, he was a skateboarding kid from Springs. which is a very difficult school to get into. It was there that Ferriss was able to hone his writing skills. He then went to Princeton University. “I never thought I was a particularly good writer, but I got much better at St. Paul’s in particular. I probably wrote more at St. Paul’s than at Princeton. The class that had the biggest impact on my writing was a class at Princeton that John McPhee taught, who is a very well-known writer. But I never considered being a writer professionally. My entire career in writing sort of happened accidentally when I was traveling around the world.” If you read his book, you learn that Ferriss decided quickly that he was going to leave the grind of the office cubicle rat and start his own

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Join Others and Take a Swim to Fight Cancer By Allyson Zacharoff What returning Hamptons charity event managed to make a big splash during its inaugural summer last year? The Swim Across America “Hamptons Swim to Fight Cancer” in Amagansett, of course! “We’re excited about having a great second year,” Gerry Oakes, Vice President of Swim Across America, Inc. (SAA), said. The event, which, in partnership with SAA, is hosted by the Town of East Hampton, along with the East Hampton Volunteer Ocean Rescue Squad (EHVORS), invites individuals of all swim levels to take part in a non-competitive, open-water swim to benefit cancer research, prevention and treatment. Participants at the July 2 event have the option of swimming either a half-mile, onemile, or three-mile course, depending upon their comfort level, across the picturesque Gardiner’s Bay. “It’s a family-oriented event,” Oakes explained, describing how participants last year ranged in age from 10 to 70. “We’re going to give them as much fun as possible, soaking wet.” In order to ensure that everyone enjoys their early-morning swim, EHVORS puts incredible safety measures in place to protect the swimmers, even patrolling the bay on jet skis. In order to swim, participants are asked to raise a minimum of $500 prior to the event ($300 for those under 14), which is made easy via an online donation system. Everybody can establish a personalized webpage to pass on to friends and family, all of whom can then make an online donation with their credit cards. Last year’s Amagansett swim, the first Swim Across America event on the East End, successfully raised $120,000 for various organizations. Swimmers participated as individuals or as members of a team, with some groups swimming in honor of friends who lost their battle with cancer. The primary beneficiary of the Saturday morning event is Fighting Chance, a Sag Harbor center that provides cancer support services to over 300 East End citizens every year. These services are available to patients completely free of charge, thanks to charitable donations like the one from the SAA event. Swim Across America organizes similar swimming fundraisers across the country to benefit a variety of cancer support centers. Currently celebrating its 25th year, SAA has managed to raise $30 million over the past quarter of a century toward its ultimate goal of beating cancer. There are other SAA swims on Long Island throughout the rest of the year as well, such as the Sound to the Cove swim in August. One of the most exciting developments in the field of cancer research took place earlier this year when the United States Food and Drug Administration approved a treatment for patients with advanced melanoma. The approved drug was developed in 1996 by James Allison, PhD, at the Memorial SloanKettering Cancer Center, which receives donations from SAA events like the upcoming one at Gardiner’s Bay. This drug utilizes the body’s own immune system to combat mutant cancer cells. Oakes explains that it is the first “immunotherapy drug approved in 20 years” to

treat metastatic melanoma and proves effective in treating over 25% of the patients who use it. Such a significant discovery shows SAA participants that their efforts really do make a difference. Everyone should come out to Gardiner’s Bay on July 2 for a wonderful start to the holiday weekend. Join the Town of East Hampton, the EHVORS and SAA as we go for a lovely swim—and help fund vital cancer research. The “Hamptons Swim to Fight Cancer,” Saturday, July 2, 6 a.m-10 a.m., followed by an awards ceremony, at Gardiner’s Bay in Amagansett. Visit www.swimacrossamerica.org for more information, or e-mail gerry@ swimacrossamerica.org.

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June, the time for weddings and June brides, fancy wedding gifts and bachelor parties. There’s always a high focus on the bride and the wedding, so I thought I’d focus on the groom. Here’s a few dos and don’ts for the grooms. If you rent a ferry for your bachelor party, do not do a bare beam group mooning of all the people on the beaches around the island; this is a classy place with classy people who turn away at such juvenile nonsense. That said, if you’ve ever been driving behind a person with caulk paint on there car you know that human curiosity forces us to nearly end up in a wreck trying to read whatever profound wisdom was so important as to scribble it across the back windshield, I suggest you Sharpie your bare bottoms with just such a profound announcement of love and have all of Sunset Beach wading out and squinting to read your “Dick & Jane 4eva.� Shelter Island is the only place where you are allowed to spend more on your boat than her ring. However, if you don’t have a boat,

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Most of my friends think that I’m pretty good with money and it primarily has to do with my daily obsession with the economy and my study as a Finance major at Northeastern University Business School. I was asked last week by four different people to write my thoughts on the economy, most specifically the price of gold and what I think will happen, so here is what I have to say. First of all, too much of America, including its citizens and government, in my opinion, think carrying a large amount of debt is acceptable and normal. I think this primarily has to do with the belief that printing money has no real consequences and that borrowing money is the right way to get rich. Nothing could be clearer about this than what happened in the housing market. We all know that the housing boom was primarily caused by a willingness of banks to loan money to people who could not afford the loans. The banks figured they didn’t have to worry because the price of real estate “always goes up,� thus, the loans didn’t really need to be secured by the borrower. What the banks didn’t foresee, amazingly, was that this very act of lending ridiculous amounts of money to just about anybody, was the primary cause of real estate going up. In my opinion, this line of economic thinking has been applied to the dollar ever since the first politician figured out he could get elected by telling people that he would cut taxes while simultaneously increasing government jobs and services. These men and women would win, get into office, and then realize that if taxes weren’t going to bring in the money to pay for social programs, we would have to borrow the money to pay for it and just have the Federal Reserve print more money. In the last 10 years, this money printing, like mortgage lending, has gotten wildly out of control, and a fundamental principal of economics has been ignored. If dollars are scarce, they are worth more. If they fall from the sky off the presses of the Federal Reserve, they are worth less. The Federal Reserve has been called upon to print money to pay for massive financial bailouts, wars, and a toomassive stimulus programs. This has been hailed as good, but the elephant in the room is that doing all of this has decreased the value of the dollar as a currency. Thankfully however, other currencies are suffering from similar problems and as such, the dollar and other currencies are all fighting the battle of massive, massive debt that continues to grow and America is front and center. And so we come to gold, which is, in itself, a currency; it is money and nothing more, and you simply cannot create more gold out of thin air. You have to mine it and search for it like any other commodity. The reason that gold has gone up in price has very little to do with a mania for gold, and very much to do with the fundamentals that drive the price of gold up, which is inflation and a flight to a “safe�

currency. Do I think gold is a bubble at current levels? No, I do not. If gold were a bubble, you would already own it, and so would your neighbor, and your other neighbor would be borrowing money from a bank in order to buy it. So do I think gold will go up? Yes, without a doubt, absolutely. Until we as a nation begin to think differently about our money and about debt, and act on it, gold will become more and more attractive to the average investor as it is now much easier to acquire ownership of it. Just like how a man out of work could get a loan to buy a house he couldn’t afford (and how the banks knew he wouldn’t be able to afford it), our nation is now getting loans from the rest of the world that we can’t afford (and other nations know we can’t afford) in order to keep our economy going. In my opinion, this behavior is by far the most dangerous threat to our country. I cannot believe that more people aren’t taking

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Week of June 18-24, 2011 Riders this week: 9,412 Rider miles this week: 101,544 DOWN IN THE TUBE SUBWAY CAR MISSING Hampton Subway Commissioner Aspinall is asking everyone to keep an eye out for a subway car that has gone missing. It had been added to the back to make up a five-car subway train at the Montauk Yards by the dispatcher and left the yards at 7:49 a.m. last Thursday for its full 90-minute rush hour run out to Westhampton Beach and back on schedule. But when the train returned and was turned around for a second scheduled run at 11:14 a.m., there were only four cars to the train. Alerts immediately went out to all points to be on the lookout for this last car, particularly if it had come unhooked but remained on the tracks, it could have been hit from behind, with disastrous effects to the passengers in it. However, as it turned out, there were no other problems anywhere on the line either then or since. The car is easily identified because it has a long scratch down its left side made about four months ago by some angry passenger who “keyed� it with his car keys at some point. It also bears the number CAR NUMBER 82 on the front and back, just below

the light. The motorman who drove the train that morning, which was train #11, said he did not hear anything unusual while taking the train out but did notice that up in Noyac, late in the run the train seemed to accelerate faster than it had been doing earlier when he stepped on the gas. Other than that he noticed nothing unusual. 17 LOCAL RESIDENTS MISSING Hampton Subway has learned that 17 local residents did not show up at their respective places of work last Thursday morning and police have issued a missing persons report for them, but have also called us because all of them apparently take the Hampton Subway when they go to work. This is just a coincidence, of course, but we thought we would pass it along. For a complete list of the passengers, call the Suffolk County Detective Agency and ask for Linda. LAWSUITS ABOUT SUBWAY GRATINGS Three local residents have filed lawsuits about the subway ventilation gratings on the sidewalks of our downtowns that let the air in and out of the subway platforms below. One is from a woman named Harriet Mallow-Cohen from Amagansett who says she caught her high heels in one of the gratings in Hampton

Bays one day back in 1998, thus twisting her ankle. Another is from a man named Jonathan Billings of Quogue who says he was able to hear people on the platform below talking to one another on June 4, 2003, and the conversation had much obscene language which offended him greatly. A third lawsuit was filed by Oscar Dellbenevina of Sag Harbor who says that during a snowstorm on January 3, 1997, somebody above pushing a snow shovel caused snow to come down through the grating to hit him on the head and he has had headaches to this day. LONER ARRESTED A man was found walking through the subway tunnel between Noyac and North Sea carrying some sort of electronic device. Spotted by a motorman, subway police arrested him at which time he claimed that the electronic device, which was about four times the size of a cellphone, was actually a time travel machine. He was taken to Southampton Hospital for observation. TASTE OF TWO FORKS The big food and wine event called Dan’s Taste of Two Forks will take place on Saturday night, July 16, in Bridgehampton at the Horse Show Grounds on Snake Hollow Road beginning at 6:30 p.m. for V.I.P.s and 7:30 p.m. for regular admission. Attendees will receive the bounty of more than 35 restaurants and more than 30 wineries all evening, with the cost per ticket $150 regular and $225 V.I.P. Moneys raised will go to all our local food pantries through the Have a Heart Community Trust. Hampton Subway hopes to participate in this event between 6 and 6:30 p.m. by providing waiters walking down the aisles of the trains offering trays of hors d’oeuvres as a sort of teaser to what will come later. If the deal with Dan’s is worked out, we will tell you more about this in future newsletters. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE I am as baffled as anybody as to how an entire subway car could have disappeared while on one of its regular runs last Thursday. Had I not been in the South of France on that particular day, but had instead been in my office, I would have immediately run downstairs and hopped on the next train and found out what was going on, toot sweet you betcha. When we find this car, heads will roll.

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Dan’s Papers June 17, 2011 danshamptons.com Page 47 to benefit The Retreat Domestic Violence Services. If you can’t make it to this Saturday’s wine signing, you can join Ramona and hubby Mario in the fight against Domestic Violence by attending The Retreat’s 16th Annual Artists Against Abuse Gala, Saturday, June 25, at the Ross School Lower Campus Field House, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. The celebrity hosts for the evening are Alexandra Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos. The Hope Award Honoree is Mariska Hargitay and I am honored to be Mistress of Ceremonies for the evening. The festivities kick off with a cocktail party and silent auction from 6 to 7:30 p.m. Post drinks, a sitdown dinner and Live Art Auction with Christie’s Sara Friedlander will follow. Ramona is donating a VIP gift basket packed with goodies from her jewelry and skincare collections, plus several bottles of autographed Pinot. We hear if the basket goes for more than 15K, Ramona will include a personal “Turtle Time� dance tutorial.

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Ramona Singer Fights Back! One bottle at a time‌ It was a one-two punch that nobody saw coming‌not even Jill Zarin could predict this... The battle continues to boil on and off screen among the cast mates of “The Real Housewives of New York.â€? This season Ramona Singer consistently entertains fans weekly with her “Ra-motionalâ€? breakdowns and “Pinot induced rants,â€? mainly directed at her raven-haired co-stars. “I don’t know how to lie, I definitely have this unedited mouth, it keeps going,â€? said Singer. Yet, surprisingly there is a much more serious battle Ramona has fought and finally won. The leader of Team Blonde told me, “I grew up in an abusive family. I saw my mother getting physically abused and emotionally abused every day of my life. I remember being two years old trying to call the police.â€? Now, Ramona has won one of her biggest lifelong battles‌with herself. “There was no communication in my house. So when someone says ‘How are you feeling today?’ I don’t know how to feel. I’m just hiding in the freaking blanket hoping my father doesn’t go to me. So I’m just learning how to talk about how I feel. Yes, I can talk about bullshit stuff, superficial crap, but emotional stuff I’m learning.â€? This season Ramona admits, “I was really being vulnerable, and showing myself. That’s what I’m learning this year, is (to) try to be more me.â€? Ramona’s ability to accept her past pain and learn how to let go of the abuse motivated her to share her story in hopes of inspiring others and giving back, one “bottleâ€? at a time. The self-made entrepreneur runs jewelry and skincare lines, and makes her own Pinot Grigio. “I always tell my daughter do things that you’re passionate about, that you love and understand,â€? said Singer. She also added, “I really understand great wine and Mario (Ramona’s husband) helped me. Actually he encouraged me.â€? Ramona was so inspired by her life experience she has chosen to embark on a victory tour joining the fight against domestic

violence across several cities around the country including Chicago, Atlanta, California and Dallas. She will host “wine signings� and donate two dollars a bottle to benefit domestic violence shelters. This Saturday, June 18, from 4 to 6 p.m., Singer will be signing bottles of her Ramona Pinot Grigio at Herbert & Rist Wine Shop on Jobs Lane in Southampton. Two dollars of each bottle sold over the weekend will be donated

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else wants to watch television, the gamer can switch play entirely to the controller, while the TV is flipped to the other show. That should promote domestic tranquility. The new system could possibly create television remote controls that come with their own screens, allowing you to browse channel listings or additional information about the show you are watching without interrupting the on-screen picture. As if we don’t have enough images to process, but since techies like to multi-task, it does expand your field of perception.

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Teaching golf is not an exact science. Great instructors will do whatever it takes to help a student get better, even if it means breaking a few laws. If your local PGA professional approached fixing a students’ golf swing in the same strict way a scientist approaches an experiment, the future of golf would be very grim. A scientist would argue that any effort made by a golfer after the moment of separation (when the golf ball leaves the clubface) would be irrelevant. As a golf professional, much of my teaching would contradict some scientific law. Here are a few areas that might help you improve, despite the laws of the universe. Finish Like a Pro If you have ever noticed the photogeniclike position any good player possesses when they finish a golf swing, you would see a couple of similar qualities. In every junior clinic I give I make sure all of my juniors make a “Pro Finish.� Even though the ball is gone it accomplishes a couple of important fundamentals. It encourages the body to turn forward, eliminating the weight hanging backward, which is one of the most common

mistakes amateurs make. They tilt their bodies backward in order to help the ball into the air (maybe this is why so many golfers have back problems). As a junior or beginner golfer, if you can eliminate this instinctual bad habit you will create a better line of compression allowing you to hit down on the ball. Important elements of the “Pro Finish� include placing all of your body mass on your front foot, turning your back foot on to the toe, and joining both knees together. Stick the finish like a pro and you will not only look good but you will create better ball striking habits. Turn the Clubface One position that any slicer must get correct is having a rotated clubface waist high in the follow-through. I try to make my students exaggerate this movement in order to break their slicing habits. The idea is to make a restricted follow-through, stopping at waist high and checking to see where the clubface is pointing. Most slicers never get the toe of the club to turn in the follow through. For a right-handed golfer, I would like you to try and get the toe of the club to point to the left, and vise versa for a lefty. If you can work on this position (even though the ball is gone already), it will help train and educate your hands to make the correct motion through the downswing and eliminate any slicing. Picture the Path If hooking the ball is in your DNA, then pay attention. Players who hook the ball do not get the golf club to swing enough to the left in their follow-through (assuming you are a right handed golfer). Hitting enough hooks in your golfing career will certainly prevent

this. One way to break this bad habit is to make some practice swings from your address position forward (no backswing) and feel the club moving to the left of the target line. Do this several times and then try to incorporate the feel into the full motion. There are many things that you can do to improve your game after the moment of separation. If you are struggling with your game, do yourself a favor and go see your local PGA professional and not Steven Hawking. While there are some laws of the universe that cannot be argued, golf professionals and scientists will always disagree about some of them. Darren DeMaille is a PGA Professional and the Head Golf Professional at The Bridge in Bridgehampton. For questions, email him at tenmindoctor@aol.com.

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Theater Review: “Long Story Short� By Genevieve Salamone I am sure of two things after seeing Colin Quinn in his self-written solo show Long Story Short, playing now at Guild Hall. One: Quinn is hilarious (kind of a no-brainer) and two: Quinn is smart. Put those together, and you have a hit on your hands. Quinn puts his own spin on tried and true topics—the fall of Rome, Communism, and the “Jersey Shore� reality show—with his own brand of perfectly timed wit. The “Saturday Night Live� alum partners up with friend and comedic mastermind Jerry Seinfeld, whose presence you feel on stage as Quinn delivers line after line of laughter-inducing snippets. Quinn begins by stating what may be on everyone’s mind—how can a show about history be funny? (I only thought that for a moment, I promise!) He answers his own question quite well, using the fall of ancient empires (and the basic human nature to conquer all, ahem, Greeks and Romans) to that guy you flip off in traffic and that person you’re forced to ride with on the elevator who angers you simply by choosing a floor before yours. “We hate everybody,� Quinn states, “it’s programmed into us,� then he launches into a tale of visiting his aunt in the hospital. “I walked by the people in the other half of the room and waved hello,� Quinn begins, and when he goes over to greet his sick aunt she tells him, “don’t talk to those people. We hate them. We think they stole one of our chairs.� Basic human nature passed down from centuries of pissed-off people. “If we can’t share a hospital room, how can we share the

Middle East?� Quinn makes use of the crumbling ancient ruins that is his set, trotting around, sitting down occasionally to impersonate the surly Caesar or the ever-thinking scholars such as Socrates and Aristotle. He also makes use of a giant projection screen to illustrate thoughts through various maps, world scenery, Classical paintings—all adding the hilarity that encompasses this 75-minute comedy routine. He’s at his best when reducing world conflicts to the most basic emotional terms. Africa is your friend’s little sister who grew up and got hot and the continent’s civil wars are likened to six Brooklyn high schools letting out at the same time. International skirmishes are wryly compared to bickering families trying to get through the holidays. Quinn’s historical lesson plan is a fancy way of giving shape and purpose to his affinity for ethnic humor. The British and French are skewered with snooty, sneering—and spot-on accents. Quinn likens England to a surly child, and attributes the rise of the British Empire to an Englishman’s distinct ability for showing contempt, and compares the Empire’s eventual demise to that of a company’s struggling with a franchising problem. Why do Jews say “Shalom� when it means both hello and goodbye? A dig at the long history of the persecution of the Jewish race—after all, it’s useful to have a single word for hello and goodbye. Quinn skims the surface of thousands of years of history, making his point that we’re not that different from our ancestors, we just have

different methods of accomplishing our goals. Rome wasn’t built or burnt in a day, nor was the Great Wall of China (“Who builds a wall that big anyway? America would have built about 14 feet and said ‘yup, that’s a big enough wallâ€?). These empires were slowly annihilated by jerkoff antics that only Quinn’s quirky observational comedy is rightfully equipped to scrutinize. Quinn calls out our founding fathers—those jerks—who had the nerve to include the phrase â€˜â€Śand the pursuit of happiness‌.’ “Really bad idea guys,â€? Quinn pipes up, “Now we’ve got Dr. Phil on our hands.â€? Quinn calls the U.S. “the bouillabaisse of fallen empires,â€? considering throughout the show how our modern world inevitably picked up bad behavior patterns throughout history. The ending routine is priceless—all the countries, England, Italy, China, Africa, Greece—to name a few—are in a bar together discussing their problems. In the end, America is left to drive the drunken Greece home. Greece tells America how not to make the same mistakes as their fallen predecessors, how we should eat less, spend less and be happier. “What the F@!$ is wrong with Greece tonight!?â€? Quinn/America laments, and drives off laughing. Long Story Short: History of the World in 75 Minutes, performed by Colin Quinn and directed by Jerry Seinfeld, is playing in the John Drew Theater at Guild Hall now through June 26. For more information and to order tickets, visit guildhall.org.

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Theater Review: “S’Wonderful” By Roy Bradbrook. used, there are over 40 selections in the It’s now over 70 years since George show and at a rough count at least half Gershwin died at the young age of 39, of these would vie for inclusion in any but his music can still be heard around list of top popular songs of all time. the world. Gershwin will always be It is difficult to pick out highlights remembered for the pop songs that because Gershwin is almost synonymous have become evergreen standards but with the word highlight. However, he also wrote important works such as Stephanie Koenig was hilarious in “Rhapsody in Blue,” An American in her rendition of “Do it Again,” with Paris and the incomparable Porgy and Matthew Crowle also showing comedic Bess, now regarded, rightly, as one of talents in “Nice Work If You Can Get the most important American operas It,” as well as using his melodic voice ever composed. to great effect in many of the ensemble While George Gershwin was the pieces. Deidre Haren was wistful and composer, his talented lyricist brother poignant in “Someone to Watch Over Ira wrote the words for many of the Me.” Ashley Betton was very bluesy in best known and loved songs. A solid cast brings Gershwin’s music to life at the Gateway Playhouse. ‘The Man I Love,” while Sean Watkins When Ray Roderick first envisaged combined his good looks and strong voice a show encapsulating the breadth of George war Paris in 1939, 1948’s Hollywood and to bring the most out of “Somebody Loves Me.” and Ira’s work it must have difficult to know finally to today. In each section, the style This was a fun, relaxing evening with an where to start but the end result, S’Wonderful ranges from wacky and comedic to romantic intimate type of show that bridges the gap provides an evening of fun and nostalgia. and sad. Ray Roderick has skillfully cut and between straight cabaret and full-fledged The five cast members are Ashley Betton, matched music and words so that the story musical with a good deal of success. Certainly Matthew Crowle, Deidre Haren, Stephanie line flows directly from the original Gershwin it is hard to imagine anyone going home Koenig and Sean Watkins, and they use all of work. The performers all have appealing without many of these wonderful tunes running their considerable talents and energy in this personalities and good clear voices coupled with through their mind. fast-moving show that really is a series of five the dancing skills necessary to handle Vince mini-musicals each written around a different Pesce’s demanding choreography. The onstage S’Wonderful runs at the Gateway Playhouse orchestra handled the fast-changing score with time and place during the 20th century. Theater in Bellport until June 18th and then After a rousing start where conductor-pianist aplomb. Sometimes the speed of the segue on June 22nd, Legally Blonde, the spin-off Nathan W. Perry shows his virtuoso skill in from one well-loved song to another seemed musical from the hit film that starred Reese Rhapsody in Blue followed by the cast in the too fast as you longed to hear the totality of the Witherspoon, starts its run. Tickets for both title song, “S’Wonderful,” the setting moves original song, but without making the show shows are obtainable from the box office at 631firstly to New York City in 1924, followed unrealistically long this could not be avoided. 286-1133. by New Orleans in 1957, then back to pre- As a measure of the large scale of the song base

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Small Changes, Big Difference By Sharon Feiereisen In this neck of the woods a little nip, tuck, and Botox with lunch is about as common as seeing a Main Street pedestrian in a Lacoste top, Ralph Lauren slacks, and Stubbs and Wootton slippers. The remarkable thing about plastic surgery and noninvasive procedures on the East End however is that unlike, say, in Orange County, in the Hamptons, denizens have a way of making the work look natural. How do they do this when so many others seem to fail, often embarrassingly so? “Patients, surgeons, and other physicians have sometimes gotten caught up in what they CAN do rather than what looks natural and refined,� says Hamptons plastic surgeon Dr. Tracy Pfeifer, adding that “it does not matter how high one can lift the brow if it looks out of place. Particularly in the face, small changes make a big difference and often that is all that is needed.� Dr. Pfeifer suggests bringing in a photo from an earlier time to help the surgeon visualize the changes that have occurred. Tying into this East End trend of having natural-looking work, the most requested procedures patients are asking for in the Hamptons has shifted over the years. Dr. Pfeifer, recognized by New York Magazine as a plastic surgeon on the “cutting edge,� shared that in terms of anti-aging treatments patients want to avoid the “deer in the headlights� look of a brow lift or Botox treatment that is too

aggressive, or the “pillow face� look of too much hyaluronic acid or “fat grafting.� She notes that people on the East End “prefer the results achieved with products such as Sculptra, which restores volume and proportion to the face by stimulating your body to make its own collagen. Sculptra works over a two to three month period, so there are no ‘what did you do’ questions to answer because there is none of the puffiness that can be associated with some of the prior generation of fillers.� As for a perennially-popular operation, breast surgery, Dr. Pfeifer says that she has found that patients have become better informed and are requesting form-stable cohesive silicone implants (over saline), adding that because it has a tear drop shape, it looks very natural. When it comes to a perpetually popular, non-invasive procedure, we’re all well aware of Botox, but what else is there for those looking for that extra something-

something to complete their summer look? “If the patient plans far enough ahead,� says Dr. Pfeifer, “I would definitely recommend Sculptra probably starting in their mid to late 30s, which is when our collagen production begins to slow down. If you had the treatment in March, by the Fourth of July you would have the Sculptra glow and would be the envy of your friends.� If you’ve missed the boat for a Sculptra-induced Fourth of July glow, try a therapeutic facial with a mild exfoliating peel or a subtle lip enhancement with Juvederm/Restylane. That said, while no one is beseeching Hamptonites to put down the needles and embrace their wrinkles, there are ways to minimize the work that you will need to have done. Wearing the proper SPF is nonnegotiable and Dr. Pfeifer recommends a mineral powder sunscreen with an SPF of 50 as it doesn’t need to be reapplied during the day and is water resistant. Further, use a topical anti-oxidant like a Vitamin C serum and cream to combat environmental damage, eat foods rich in antioxidants like blueberries, drink plenty of water, don’t smoke as it limits blood flow to the skin, and try to get at least seven hours of sleep. Before you know it you’ll have injected your look with so much confidence you’ll be the Sophia Loren of your block.

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The Little Opera Company That Keeps Growing By Roy Bradbrook When they gave their first concert 20 years ago at Dr. Dan Damianos’ Pindar Winery, the fledgling opera company had little idea about what would happen in the years ahead. Thanks to the ongoing help and encouragement from Damianos and strong help in those early days from Richard Malone, the then-Superintendent of Southampton School District, the company progressed from giving workshops and presentations in schools to their first fully-staged and costumed production of La Boheme, also at Pindar. The repertoire expanded and in over the intervening years, the Opera of the Hamptons summer program grew, to comprise, usually, four fully-staged productions plus a couple of what came to be known as their signature evenings. “From Opera to Broadway� provided patrons with an enjoyable and exciting mix of melodies from Mozart to Lloyd Webber and Puccini to Rodgers and Hammerstein. As the company grew so did the quality of the talent prepared to travel all the way to the darkest ends of the North and South Forks, not only from Manhattan but also from countries around the world. Artists from the Met, from South America, Europe and even Tonga have sung key roles over the years in major productions of all of the main opera repertoire. Opera of the Hamptons has always believed in nurturing and showcasing young talent and each year has named their “Young Performer of the Year,� who has then been given a solo spot during one of the shows. This philosophy has been maintained throughout the years by Barbara Giancola, the Artistic Director, and Atarah Hazzan, the Music Director, who have been an indefatigable pair totally devoted to bringing wonderful music to

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Gardening: Tree Roots By Jeanelle Myers Recently I worked on a property that had several examples of tree planting and care that I am seeing more and more frequently – trees planted too deeply and then “volcanoed� with mulch so that they look like poles exiting lumps in the lawn. Look at old trees in the park and see that they sit on the ground with a graceful flare at the soil line. This is how all trees in the garden and the landscape should look, whether they are mulched or not. This problem is caused by planting the tree too deeply, or mounding soil on top of a root ball that was planted correctly or applying too much mulch. And this problem can, and usually does, lead to the death of the tree. Trees may be too deep in their container or burlap ball when one buys them due to growing or harvesting issues at the nursery. They may already have girdling roots if pot-grown. It truly behooves the buyer to know as much as possible before buying trees, especially if the buyer is going to arrange for planting himself. The same is true for shrubs and perennials. They can also arrive from the nursery root bound and then be planted too deeply. Because they are usually smaller, it is easier to see the evidence and remedy it before planting. When taking the plant from the container, if the soil is dense with roots, it should be teased away from the soil ball before planting and then put into the ground no deeper than it was in the container, or so that the place where the roots enter the soil is just at the soil line. When trees are planted too deeply there are several problems that can and usually do occur. Because the existing root system is planted too deep, the roots – which need water and oxygen – will begin to grow up instead of down; and worse, they will begin to grow from the bark of the portion of the trunk that is buried. These roots can become girdling roots. And because we think newly-planted trees need a lot of water, the bark below ground becomes sodden and that can cut off the system that carries food and water to the top of the tree. This is an invitation to insects and fungus. And then there is mulch. Trees that were, in the beginning, well planted can become endangered just with the application of too much mulch. It can also smother the trunk; add too much moisture to the trunk and the cause roots to grow above the flare line, generating the problems stated above. Because tree roots need to breath, mulch should be only 1 to 2 inches deep and never against the trunk. A light mulch is best and should be used only to keep the string trimmer away from the trunk.

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James Lipton hosted a screening of BUCK, an inspiring story about an unsung hero as part of the HIFF Summer Docs series at Guild Hall.

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TRU OPENING AT BAY STREET THEATRE Bay Street Theatre celebrated it’s 20th season with an insightful look into the life of Truman Capote, starring Darrell Hammond in a revival of the one-man show TRU by Jay Presson Allen and helmed by Matt McGrath.

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Walking the walk and barking the bark, the annual “Paws Across The Hamptons” Dog Walk, benefiting the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation raised $25,000. Organized by Linda Shapiro, LBS Productions, contests, complimentary refreshments, Hampton Coffee, gifts, were enjoyed by all.

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“TROPICAL PARADISE” SOUTHAMPTON HOSPITAL’S 53RD ANNUAL SUMMER GALA LUNCHEON

KATLEAN DE MONCHY Executive Vice President of Tiffany & Co. Beth O. Canavan hosted a charming celebratory luncheon benefit honoring Chairpersons of Southampton Hopital. The event was held at the private salon of Tiffany & Co.’s flagship store on Fifth Avenue, NYC.

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DOUGLAS HANNENT 2ND ANNUAL SUMMER CELEBRATION

Designer Douglas Hannant introduced his fragrance line and celebrated the 20th anniversary of his company at his and partner Frederick Andersons’ home in Georgica. Many of the Southampton stylish were there to celebrate.

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“LANDSCAPE PLEASURES” OPENING RECEPTION

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The Parrish Art Museum of Southampton held their Annual Landscape Pleasures Cocktail Party at a private estate in Southampton. Despite the intermittent torrential rain, everyone enjoyed the festivities and the garden.

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Westhampton and surrounding area residents and business owners turned the beat around for children attending St. Mark’s Bright Howard Rose, Majie, Robert Lavergne and Betsy Podlach were Beginnings Preschool and local elementary schools at Casey’s, featured artists at Chrysalis Gallery in Southampton. Local wines and Hors d’oeuvres, were served to the many guests that attended. Westhampton Beach.

Joseph Garrison (Remsenburg) receives the Bideawee 2011 Volunteer Honoree Award at the Bideawee Ball held in Manhattan on Monday, June 13.

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Evan Takes His Dad and 70 Families Fishing have fun family events for make friends when they go everyone to enjoy. fishing. They have fished in I was lucky enough to go places such as Washington, fishing with Evan, David Pennsylvania, and even as and his friends on that far as India. In the future, gorgeous day. When David Evan said that “I want to told Evan, his sister and go clamming, oystering, his friends that they were fishing, crabbing, all that going fishing, they let out stuff.” He learned from his a “Yay!!!” and their faces favorite television show, lit up. We went to a pond “River Monsters,” that one in a quiet neighborhood in of the most important parts Sag Harbor, and the kids of fishing is to talk to local immediately grabbed their people, and he has adopted poles and nets and went this idea for his club as well. to work. They caught some David also noted that the small fish and tadpoles, and club is a great opportunity for pointed out the large turtle the kids to learn about being that lived in the pond. They eco-friendly; moreover, the even made me hold one of fight to save the environment the fish! Their excitement will be more effective if Evan’s To-Do list and enthusiasm for the joy of children are involved. “I don’t fishing was amazing to see in think there’s any better voice such young children. than a bunch of children,” he said. All in all, Evan is a very good fisherman, too—he told David wants to give the children a story to me stories about fish he has caught in the past. tell. “The key thing here is we’re looking for “I caught a fish this big, and it was a Koi and adventures. Kids walk away with something I named it Mikey,” he said. He’s been trying to they can tell their friends and be excited about. catch Mikey ever since. Evan has also caught As far as I’m concerned, that’s fishing.” a dog shark and a garfish, both of which are large and have sharp teeth! But he told me he was not afraid, and handled the situations If you would like to join the club or help out like a pro. Evan and his dad always bring their in any way, please contact david.waksman@ fishing poles when they travel, and they always yahoo.com. Photo by David Waksman

By Alexandra Andreassen On a bright, sunny day in Sag Harbor, David Waksman picked up his son Evan from school and brought him to his favorite afterschool activity. However, this was not just any ordinary activity for an 8-year-old and his friends—they were going fishing. After discovering a passion for fishing but realizing that there was no way for kids to practice the pastime in the area, Evan decided to start a fishing club for his friends and local families. “I wanted things to do with people, like fishing,” Evan said. He sat down with his dad and made a list of 12 things that he wanted to do, such as “go fishing,” “buy live bait,” “find/bring in local teachers” and “chefs – fillet/cook.” And his club, Kids Fish N Tales, was born. Next, Evan and his dad talked to a variety of local fishing experts and others who could help out with the club. Evan’s first stop was the Sag Harbor fishing store, Tight Lines Tackle, where he talked to Ken Morse. Morse liked the idea so much that he and his daughters became the first members. Evan got the word out to his friends, putting up posters and making announcements at school, and his club grew. Currently, there are more than 70 local families enrolled. They will have meetings throughout the summer, and Joe Tremblay, of the Bay Burger restaurant in Sag Harbor, offered to host a few of them as well as talk to the children about the local oyster seeding program. They are going to learn how to cook fish from one of the dads in the club, and David would like to

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Kudos to Long Island National Golf Club By Darren DeMaille, PGA Professional Last week I had an opportunity to play at Long Island National Golf Club in Riverhead, a Robert Trent Jones Jr. Masterpiece. The golf course was built in 1999 on the Gatz family property, once a potato farm. Upon construction the golf course was leased to and managed by American Golf. In August 2010, the lease expired and William Gatz returned to the helm. Gatz has a successful banking background and has now focused his attention on managing the golf course. His vision is to provide an alternative for the public to experience a private golf club feel without having to pay a membership fee. In the past year or so there have been many renovations to the golf course and the clubhouse in an effort to restore a tarnished reputation. As a golf professional, I have been lucky enough to play some of the best golf courses up and down the East Coast. In my opinion, Long Island National has a private club feel that the general public can enjoy. The facility at Long Island National has all the amenities comparable to some of the highend private courses. Along with the perfectlymanicured golf course, the club has a bar and grill called Bogey’s, which boasts a tremendous lunch menu. I took the advice of the waitress and enjoyed the chef’s homemade pulled pork sandwich with fresh coleslaw, despite the ribeye sandwich being the most popular item on the menu. If you are looking for lighter fare, the salads are generously overflowing with

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fresh local produce. I have played the course many times and have never stopped for lunch, but I would recommend Bogey’s as a great spot for lunch or happy hour. The golf course has undergone changes as well. Upon driving in, I noticed the fescue on the property was fully-grown and about waist high. Immediately I was skeptical, realizing that even though the aesthetics of tall grass

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go before she gets back from the beach. When we returned home, we had the great joy of telling Bella she has a new sister. Christina, for graduation, adopted Lelia. This sweet girl just melted all our hearts. Truly, I never saw appreciation and happiness. Leila knew she :_i`jkfg_\i FY\kq such had found a home. She immediately became part of her new family. That bouncy as well as fresh spirit was infectious. It made our celebration even more special. One can find a shelter anywhere and change a life. I had to update Bella when I returned. While traveling, Charles (one of the Junior Co-Chairs for the After having uncle Tony in the Unconditional Love Benefit on house for the week, Bella picked July 16), started e-mailing his up some amazing design tips. friends to create the buzz. John She found herself resting at night Zacharias, Gus Jenkins, Merrit while Tony read bedtime stories Piero, Will Bancroft and Jeff from his new books. He purchased Ognalessi all joined in. They will the books at the Southampton be there to add a whole new Thrift Shop. vibe. As Bella knows, Charles While mom and dad were off is the one to get a party going celebrating the graduation of in style (he might even wear their daughter, Christina, Tony his white high-top Nikes with and Bella made their weekend gold details). How fun is this! journey to 87 Jobs Lane. They Bella barked with glee. She just were there to make a Bella’s can’t wait to have all her friends Pick. It was not a difficult choice. in one location supporting the Bella instantly knew the French Little sisiter, Lelia. Southampton Animal Shelter. glass table and iron chairs with a Bella asked if you have any Pierre Duex fabric was a must for any breakfast room or side porch. Never forgetting photos of items you purchased at the thrift shop. If to walk down the alley to the Annex Barn/Shop in so, please send it to her Facebook Page. She would the rear, they were astonished to see how many love to see the end results. Maybe it can even be new items had been delivered. They were also featured as a “Bella’s Design Thrift Inspiration of surprised by the fact that things seem to come and the Month.�

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,J EÂľT $ BMFOEBS For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 80 North Fork pg: 72 Day by Day Calendar pg: 86 Contact organizations, as some require ticket purchase or advanced registration. AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-West Hampton Beach UPCOMING GOAT ON A BOAT PUPPET THEATER CELEBRATES 10th BIRTHDAY – June 25, 5-7 p.m. For kids of all ages. Haven’s Beach, SGH. 631-725-4193. Bring your own picnic and join in the fun. There will be musical entertainment by Suzi Shelton and Friends, hot dogs on the grill, seining for little fishies, a giant sandcastle-building project, kite flying (Kites in the Harbor will be conducting kite demonstration), and a puppet show and birthday cake. RSVP and details at goatonaboat.org. Rain date June 26. SOUTH FORK NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM (SOFO) - Summer 2011 Calendar of Events July 2 – September 25 online at www.sofo.org. 377 Bridgehampton/ Sag Harbor Turnpike, BH. 631-537-9735. Reservations required for all events. Non-members $7 per adult, $5 children 3-12, 2 and under free. Fees include admission to the museum on the day of the program. Members free. 11TH SOUTHAMPTON SUMMER FOR “WORLD TRAVELERSâ€? FUN AND IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURES – For children ages 3 1/2 - 6, First Presbyterian Church, 2 South Main St., SH. July 5-August 18. 917-538-5049. info@theworldtravelers.com. 20TH ANNUAL NEW YORK KNICKS BASKETBALL CAMP HOOPS CLINIC – 2 hour clinic. Saturdays only: July 9, 16, 23, 30, August 6, and 13. Focuses on the fundamentals of basketball. New York Knicks/Basketball Camp reversible Jersey. Prizes and giveaways. 212-4654104. BRIDGES RIDE FOR AUTISM – July 17. Bike ride at 8 a.m. and 5K walk at 8:30 a.m. This event will start and end in lower Manhattan at the South Street Seaport. Partnered with the national support organization Autism Speaks to which all donations will go toward. bridgesrideforautism.com. All riders and walkers must preregister online to participate. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 YOGA CLASSES – Kids and adults, Thursdays/Fridays/ Mondays, Springs Presbyterian Church, Old Stone Highway at Fireplace Road, Springs. $15 per adult class. $10 per children’s class. Through June 30. springscommunitypc. org for details. Benefits church. RHYME TIME – 10-10:30 a.m., ages 1-3, Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Songs, rhymes, stories, and art exploration. 631-537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. SUNNY STORIES – 10:15 a.m. or 4 p.m., ages 3-5, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. Encourage children’s love of reading, enhance listening

skills, increase vocabulary and stimulate imagination through stories, finger plays, songs, and action rhymes. 631-283-0774, myrml.org. STORY, SONGS AND PLAYTIME – 10:30 a.m., ages 1-4, John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 631-7250049, johnjermain.org. BOAT TOUR - Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main St., RVHD. Through October (Weather Permitting) noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m. Discover the ecological wonders of Long Island’s waterways aboard the Atlantis Explorer. Enjoy hands-on exploration such as trap pulls, close encounters with marine creatures and an educational stroll along the shore. Members 25% off the daily excursions. 631208-9200, ext. H2O (426) for more information, today! atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50. LEGO MANIA – 3:30-4:30 p.m., Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Play with the library’s Lego collection. 631537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. FATHER’S DAY STORYTIME AND CRAFT– Ages 4-6 with adult, 4-5 p.m. East Hampton Library, 159 Main St., EH. Sign-up required. 631-324-0222. easthamptonlibrary. com. FATHER’S DAY CRAFT – 6 p.m., ages 7-11, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. 631-283-0774, myrml.org. PAJAMA STORYTIME – 6-7 p.m., for families, Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. 631-2673810, amaglibrary.org. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m. 742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, SGH. Through November, no cover and no reservations required. bayburger.com. FRIDAY, JUNE 17 EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m., 136 North Main Street, EH. REVOLUTIONARY WAR REENACTMENT – Colonial-era artillery, medicine, crafts and fashion 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Explore camp by firelight and join in a barn dance 7:30-9 p.m. Mulford Farm, 10 James Ln., EH. 631324-6850. Free. SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL – 10-11 a.m., Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main St., AMG. Birth to age 3 with adult. Learn together through interactive play, movement, and song. 631-267-3810, amaglibrary.org. HAYGROUND SCHOOL FARMERS MARKET – 3-6:30 p.m., Hayground School, 151 Mitchell Ln., BH. CHESS CLUB – 4:30-5:30 p.m., ages 6-11, Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Rd., SH. Players of all levels welcome. 631-283-0774, myrml.org. SATURDAY, JUNE 18 SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Bay St., SGH. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 85 Mill Rd., WHB. whbcc.com. STORYTIME – 10-10:45 a.m., ages 4-7, Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., BH. Stories and a fun craft. 631537-0015, hamptonlibrary.org. STORY, SONGS AND PLAYTIME – 10:30-11:30 a.m., all ages with adult, John Jermain Library, 201 Main St., SGH. 631-725-0049, johnjermain.org. STRAWBERRY MOON HARVEST FESTIVAL – 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 100 Montauk Hwy., SH. Native American crafts, jewelry, carvings and more. 631-287-7923. Free entry to festival. $5 adults/$3 children 5-12/free children

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You know it’s Father’s Day when you see the Mountain Laurel in full bloom as you drive through the back roads of Sag Harbor and Bridgehampton. And they are bigger and better than ever this year, for sure! Mother Nature’s way of saying to all our dads out there, Happy Father’s Day! And a special one to my sons, Joseph and Randy. Rose Jewelers, 57 Main Street, Southampton, has some of the finest personalized gifts for dads and grads, available only at Rose, from Heather Moore. Stop in, and pick up something special for your special person. For information call 631-283-5757, or visit www.rosejewelersny.com. You have seen them on our Dan’s Papers website, you have seen shoppers walking through the villages with them, and on the beaches, now I know where you can find one for yourself or a gift for that special person in your life‌The Hamptons Toile Tote Bags and their huge beach bags are now available at Mustique, Main Street, Westhampton Beach, and The Monogram Shop on Newtown Lane, East Hampton. Also, you will be happy to know that you can purchase the Hamptons Toile fabric and wallpaper by the yard at English Country Antiques, Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. For information call Michael O’Reilly at 631-329-0441. Hildreth’s Home Goods, Main Street, Southampton, and Montauk Highway, East Hampton, is doing it again! They are marking their much sought-after Coastal Living Collection down as much as 40% off (some restrictions apply). Now is the time to get that guest room spruced up for

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and home dĂŠcor items). Look for the special on their “I (heart) MTKâ€? T-shirts for the weekend: $10 per shirt (normally $15) with a portion of the proceeds donated to the Montauk Chamber of Commerce to help defray the cost of the 4th of July fireworks in Montauk. For Dad’s Day, there are great gifts, including Roberta Oaks men’s button-down shirts, Organik and Vers T’s, and designed and printed in Montauk’s East Ender, NY brand hats, beach towels T’s and ties. Kailani is now open 7 days a week. Shopping On The North Fork: Going to Greenport is a worth the trip‌the shops are quaint and unique. It is really one of my favorites. Stop in at deCordova Studio & Gallery, 538 Main Street, for a look at a full gallery focusing on fine contemporary art, exhibiting both local and internationals artists. The gallery also provides workshops in different media throughout the season. Open Friday from 3 to 7 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday from 1 to 7 p.m.; and Monday, noon to 4 p.m. Also, by appointment or when the red flag is flying‌call 631-477-0620 for information, or visit www.decordovagallery.com. Until next week. Ciao and happy Father’s Day shopping. If you have any questions or your shop is having sales, new inventory, re-opening for the summer season or a brand new business, my readers want to hear about it. E-mail me at Shoptil@danspapers.com and I will be happy to get the word out!

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Just in time for Father’s Day, here are some special “New Kids On The Block.� Linde Gallery, 66 Newtown Lane, East Hampton (631-604-5757), has just opened a pop-up shop for the summer season extending its presence from St. Barts and Anguilla. Along with its own line of resort wear and accessories, Linde Gallery features highend, ready-to-wear designer accessories, seasonal finds and a bookshop corner by distinguished art book editors Steidl and Mack. One of the highlights of the boutique is a rare and carefully selected collection of vintage ready-to-wear accessories and sunglasses from Yves Saint Laurent, Alaia, Courreges, Thiery Mugler, Lanvin and many others from the 1970s and 1980s. The gallery currently presents artworks by Frank Perrin (Paris) and Buxdean (Berlin.) Linde Gallery will be hosting several events this summer season such as trunk shows and book signings. Peter Millar, 30 Main Street, Southampton (631283-8866), has its first retail pop-up store on the East End offering beautiful summer and fall designs until early September. As the name and brand suggests, the Peter Millar collection captures the classical elegance of American luxury sportswear. Great style is not something that Peter Millar takes for granted. The Peter Millar Design team take absolute pride in paying attention to the small details, authentic

materials, and quality construction that transform simple garments and accessories into something truly tailored. There are lots of men’s lifestyle apparel (including colorful swimwear, satin wash jersey polos, colorful cashmere sweaters for chilly evenings and mornings, handsome woven sport shirts, great vintage twill shorts and pants) perfect for the Southampton summer! Hours are Sunday to Thursday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Bock Art Limited, 16 Hill Street (#6), Southampton (631-653-2206), will be celebrating its Grand Opening, replete with champagne, Binis and hors d’oeuvres, Saturday, June 18, 4 p.m. to closing. The gallery is a destination housed in one of the spanking new stores opposite the Southampton

Cinema. Bock’s work begins with his photographs, which are, for the most part, abstract in their original composition. (The paintings are all his and they are unusual—bold, yet elegant in their simplicity.) He then modifies them using various techniques intended both to develop color, texture, and character and to expose hidden or obscure qualities, which he believes to be inherent in the subject matter. When that process is complete, the resulting images are applied to archival, museumquality canvas using advanced gicleÊ technology to create extraordinary paintings. Each photo painting is a titled, signed and numbered limited edition. Deliveries are accompanied by Certificates of Authenticity. Bock has promised to tell the full story at the grand opening celebration. www. bockartlimited.com The summer is on its way and Topshop has partnered with Stylecaster hosting its first stateside pop-up. Here’s the scoop! For one day only the pop-up shop boutique, on the beach, hosted by a personal shopping team, will be set in Montauk. Topshop will take over The Sloppy Tuna, 148 South Emerson Avenue, Montauk, conveniently just off the beach for a full day of summer essential shopping. The shop will feature summer essentials, including shoes, bags, accessories and Topshop make-up. Its talented personal shopping team will be on hand to offer tips, expert advice and show you the best of Topshop beachwear for day and evening, Hamptons summer style. This will happen on June 18, 11 a.m. – 7 p.m., at the Sloppy Tuna. Receive a free Topshop canvas goody bag, if you get there early—while the stock lasts. There will be a series of live performances for you to enjoy all day long. There will be complimentary food and drink served all day, courtesy of The Sloppy Tuna. RSVP@ stylacaster.com. If you are a new business, or have moved to another or different location, email me newkids@danspapers. com so that I can let everyone know about you.

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Two Winemakers. Two Private-Label Rieslings. No one would ever confuse the North Fork of Long Island with the Mosel, Rheingau, Kremstal, Alsace or even the Finger Lakes – but that doesn’t mean Riesling can’t succeed here. Over the weekend, I tasted two Rieslings from two different vintages, two different regions and from two different private winemaker labels – and they couldn’t have been more different. The first, Influence Wines 2010 Riesling ($20) comes from Erik Bilka’s label. Bilka, a winemaker at Premium Wine Group, the region’s local customcrush facility, makes this wine with Riesling grown at Ovid Farm on Seneca Lake in the Finger Lakes – and why wouldn’t he? Some of – if not the best – Riesling in this country is grown and made up there. The nose is fruity and a bit candied, showing a fruit cocktail of aromas including peach, lime, ruby red grapefruit and cantaloupe, with subtle floral and green tea notes. Forward and generous, the off-dry palate offers sweet ruby grapefruit and peach flavors with fresh, citrusy-lime acidity that, while not electric, brings nice natural balance. The finish is lengthy and brings a bit of green apple to go along with lime, peach and melon flavors. Unlike some winemakers, Bilka didn’t add sugar or acidity during the making of this wine. It expresses the vineyard and the vintage. The Influence Wines Riesling is distributed by Lieb Family Cellars and is available in their tasting room.

A bit more mainstream is Roman Roth’s private label, Grapes of Roth. Though Roth is best known as winemaker at Sagaponack’s WĂślffer Estate and the North Fork’s Roanoke Vineyards, he’s garnered critical and consumer praise for his own wines, particularly his classically styled Merlot. The German-born winemaker makes Riesling too and his Grapes of Roth 2009 Riesling ($22) might be his best yet. Roth purchases the fruit for this wine from Split Rock Vineyards outside of Greenport, which is then vinified at WĂślffer Estate. Green melon, peach and lime aromas are accented by beautiful smoky-flinty notes and hints of boytritis – known as “noble rotâ€? – the one time when rot can

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<]`bV 4]`Y 3dS\ba For more events happening this week, check out: Arts & Galleries Listings pg: 80 Kid Calendar pg: 72 Day by Day Calendar pg: 86 THURSDAY, JUNE 16 OPEN MIC NIGHT – 5-9 p.m., Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue, 631-734-7361. www. peconicbaywinery.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 7-11 p.m., featuring The Jerry Weldon Trio. Bistro 72, Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, Riverhead. www.indigoeastend.com. 631-3692200. Free. FRIDAY, JUNE 17 STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL – 5-11 p.m. Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Field Fairgrounds, Route 48, Mattituck. Rides, arts and crafts, food and live music. Admission: $2 for adults and children age 6 and over, children under 5 free. $25 Pay-One-Price ride bracelet. Single ride tickets available. Also Saturday and Sunday. www.mattituckstrawberryfestival.org. LIVE MUSIC – 5:30-8:30 p.m., featuring Ludmilla Brazil. Sparkling Pointe, 39750 County Road 48, Southold. 631-765-0200. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 5:30- 8:30 p.m., featuring East End Trio. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. www. peconicbaywinery.com. 631-734-7361. Free. NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE ANNUAL GALA – 7-11 p.m. The Vineyards, 978 Main Rd. Aquebogue. North Fork Community Theatre’s Third Annual Building on Tradition Campaign Gala. Food, live entertainment, raffles. www.nfct.com/coming-soon/gala.aspx. 917-334-6639. $85. SUMMER CONCERT SERIES – Doors open at 8 p.m., featuring the Rare Groove Band. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., RVHD. 631-298-0075. Purchase tix at www.marthaclaravineyards.com. $10 in advance, $15 at the door. Includes one glass of wine.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18 STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL – See Friday. LIVE MUSIC – 1-5 p.m., featuring Nina Et Cetera. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. 631-7347361. www.peconicbaywinery.com. Free. HOCKEY SCIENCE – 2-4 p.m. Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead. Explore the science behind velocity, momentum, friction, ice and gravity. Fun for kids ages 5 and up. www.lisciencecenter.org. 631-2088000. $10 parent/child package; add a sibling or friend for $5 each. Space is limited. LIVE MUSIC – 2-5 p.m., featuring NY Exceptions. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., RVHD. 631-2980075. www.marthaclaravineyards.com. Free. LIVE MUSIC – 2-6 p.m., featuring Nick Kerzner. Corey Creek Vineyards, Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, 631-7654168, www.bedellcellars.com. Free. FAMILY SCAVENGER HUNT – 4-10 p.m. The Summer Solstice Scavenger Hunt and BBQ. Throughout the village of New Suffolk. Enter team at www.newsuffolkwaterfront. org. SHELTER ISLAND 10K/5K – 5:30 p.m. 10K run and 5K community walk. Register online at www.shelterislandrun. com. 631-774-9499. SPEAKER – 6-8 p.m. Riverhead Library, 330 Court St., RVHD. Award-winning novelist Robert Benfelder presents “Writing About What You Already Know.� www. robertbanfelder.com. Free. SUNDAY, JUNE 19 LIVE MUSIC – 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., featuring Caroline Doctrine. Peconic Bay Winery, 31320 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Texas guitarist Johnny Winters. www.peconicbaywinery. com. 631-734-7361. $40. FREE-FOR-FATHERS STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL – 11 a.m.- 5 p.m. Mattituck Lions Club Strawberry Field Fairgrounds, Route 48, Mattituck. Rides, arts and crafts, food, live music. Admission: $5 for adults and children age 12 and over; children 6-11 $2; children 5 and under free. $25 Pay-One-Price ride bracelet. Single ride

tickets available. No admission charge for fathers. www. mattitcukstrawberryfestival.org DAD’S DAY AT BEDELL – 1-5 p.m. Bedell Cellars, 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Celebrate Father’s Day with merlot specials, oyster bar and live music. Dads will receive a free three-wine library flight and half off the bottle price of the 2002 Reserve Merlot Magnum. The NoFo Oyster Bar will be on site featuring a local raw oyster, clam, shrimp and chowder bar. No charge for music, but separate wine-tasting fees from $5 - $15. www.bedellcellars.com LIVE MUSIC – 2-5 p.m., featuring Stealing Lucidity. Martha Clara Vineyards, 6025 Sound Ave., RVHD. 631-2980075. www.marthaclaravineyards.com. Free. MONDAY, JUNE 20 ATLANTIS EXPLORER TOUR BOAT – Noon, 2 and 4 p.m. daily, weather permitting. Atlantis Marine World, 431 East Main, Riverhead. 631-208-9200, ext. 426, www. atlantismarineworld.com. $18.50, 25% off for members and Green Key Cardholders. LIVE MUSIC – 6-9 p.m. Moonlight Mondays featuring Bryce Larsen. Corey Creek Vineyards. Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, 631-765-4168, www.bedellcellars.com. Free. TUESDAY, JUNE 21 LIVE MUSIC – 6-9 p.m. Twilight Tuesday featuring the Earthtones. Corey Creek Vineyards. Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, 631-765-4168, www.bedellcellars.com. Free, with separate wine tasting fees ranging from $5-$15. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22 NETWORKING AT BEDELL – 6-8 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum’s Business Council hosts its summer networking event, “An Evening at Bedell Cellars,� 36225 Main Rd., Cutchogue. Enjoy Bedell wines, seasonal hors d’oeuvres, live music and a silent auction. $40 for Parrish members; $50 nonmembers. Hampton Jitney leaves Parrish Art Museum at 4:15 p.m. and departs Bedell Cellars for Southampton at 8:15 p.m. $10. 631-283-2118, ext. 49. THURSDAY, JUNE 23 OPEN MIC NIGHTS – 6-9 p.m. Peconic Bay Winery. Cutchogue. 631-734-7361. www.peconicbaywinery.com. Free.

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“Couture Shock�: Fashion Photography at Vered Gallery That fashion design is often an art form evokes a certain truism, and we welcome couture exhibits on the East End (like one at Guild Hall several years ago featuring local, international designers). More recently, East Hampton’s Vered Gallery presented the photography of Steven Klein, where both fashion and imagery created the art works. Vered’s current show celebrates that mixture again with pictures by Raul Higuera. This display comes at a good time, in the wake of designer Alexander McQueen’s potent exhibit at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art. What’s interesting is the similarity shared by McQueen, Klein and Higuera. McQueen’s pieces are described as “sensual and fragile,� some dresses complete with a train and/or long sleeves. One could also characterize the clothes photographed by Klein and Higuera as also sensual and fragile. Yet there is a matter of degree. For example, Klein’s pictures featuring Madonna are sexual, not sensual,

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with touches of sadomasochism and sex/violence. McQueen’s attire is much more subtle. Higuera’s subjects lie somewhere in the middle. They are not exactly over the top, when it comes to sexual suggestions, but they are dramatic, nonetheless. And while setting is very important in Klein’s work, it also plays a salient part in Higuera’s images. Consider the Opera House in Bogata where models are shot wearing billowing ball gowns. (In fact, some gowns look like an open parachute.) We wonder how the photographer accomplished his effect and then realize perhaps people were holding the garments from underneath. Simply put, both interior and exterior settings are highly stylized, resembling a Hollywood set; this theatricality leads us to realize also that the images represent a site-

specific installation. There are other factors that distinguish Higuera’s vision, like the contradiction at work when models are juxtaposed with animals. For example, consider a female who is face-to-face with a peacock; another photograph features a model who has a hoof instead of a foot. Is Higuera making a comment about women’s animalistic nature or is there a suggestion of a sexual relationship? (We doubt these implications simply because they are too obvious, yet we still wonder why these images are there. Perhaps it is simply to shock the viewer, thus the title “Couture Shock.�) Another photograph features a model with long green fingernails, evoking the image of a vampire. A more whimsical image of a girl standing by the sea recalls a mermaid. Is Higuera’s message becoming a little more distinct now: the dual nature of living creatures, manifesting both animal and human behavior? Then again, some photographs without animal images are still a mystery when it comes to meaning. Consider a woman leaning against a wall, a tiny shadow in the background. We are reminded of an expressionistic noir movie or a graphic novel, styles that are far removed from the colorful, theatrical mode of Higuera’s Opera House series. “Couture Shock� will be on view at the Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place, East Hampton, until June 20. Call 631-324-3303.

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Daniel Pollera This week’s cover image by Daniel Pollera, “Looking Down the Beach,� offers a good clue regarding how the artist sees the world. Simply put, Pollera views his environment in all directions, looking not only down, but up and sideways as well. No matter where he is or how familiar he is with the locale, Pollera is keenly aware of his surroundings.

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Q: You have a wonderful way of describing Block Island using the senses. What did you discover new this time even though you have been going there for 20 years? A: I discovered that someone has an organic farm there. People pay ahead of time for the vegetables for the whole summer so I knew I couldn’t buy anything. Also, a friend gave me blackberry soda, which is made on the Island. It was delicious. Q: I know you visit other places on a regular basis. Where else have you been this summer that will turn up in a painting? A: We went to Newport, Rhode Island, where the sun was sparkling on the bay. I took my camera with me and shot the harbor, which was glistening. But the setting was different when were taking the New London Ferry. The fog was so thick we were stopping and starting the whole time. When we got to Greenport, the sun was shinning. The point is: the world is changing before our eyes. Q: You and I have talked through the years about this change, especially the economic changes. A: It’s not just economic issues. How about the way we are viewed by other countries in the world? Q: I just had this thought. You don’t mind the changes that occur in the weather, for example, during your trip to Newport or other alterations on Block Island. In fact you welcome them. But the world is so unpredictable nowadays; I don’t look forward to these changes myself. How about some personal changes in your family? A: My daughter, Valeria, is getting married, so that’s a good change. She’s also doing most of the cooking for us; you know I used to cook a lot. I’ve never heard of some of the ingredients she uses. She always says, “ Eat this. It tastes good, and it’s healthy for you.� She’s into that because she’s pursuing a teaching career in Family Consumer Science. Q: What is it about your profession that keeps you going, that you don’t want to see changed? A: Traveling to other places stimulates me. I get excited when I see something. I think, “Isn’t that cool; how did that happen?� Also, I will always try and keep my painting fresh, to paint what I love and know.� Daniel Pollera’s work can be seen at Southampton’s Chrysalis Gallery (2 Main Street). Call 631-2871883.

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UPCOMING EVENTS BENEFIT GALA – 6/25, 6 p.m. The Retreat’s 16th Annual Artists Against Abuse Benefit Gala. Celebrity hosts: Alexandra Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos. Award Honorees: Actress Mariska Hargitay and U.S. Senator Kenneth P. LaValle. Ross School Lower Campus Field House, 739 Butter Ln., BH. 631-329-4398, www. artistsagainstabuse.com UNVEILING - 6/25, 6-8 p.m. Portrait Artist Zita Davisson unveils portrait of Prince William & Kate in “Famous Faces” exhibit. Southampton Historical Museum, Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. www. southamptonhistoricalmuseum.com, 631-283-2494. OPENINGS AND EVENTS WATER MILL MUSEUM MEMBERS SHOW – 6/167/11. 19th Annual Museum Members Show, 41 Old Mill Rd., WM. Features 100+ artists and raises funds for the preservation of the 1644 landmark water mill. www. watermillmuseum.org. 631-726-0120. Opening brunch reception 6/26, 11 a.m. FOLK ART TALK - 6/18, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. “What is Folk Art? A Lively Talk with Kathy Curran of the Suffolk County Historical Society.” East End Arts Council Gallery, 133 East Main St., RVHD. 631-727-0900, www.eastendarts. org. $5 suggested donation. RECEPTION – 6/18, 5-7 p.m. “America the Beautiful” Exhibit. Southampton Cultural Center’s Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Lane, SH. www.scc-arts.org, 631-2874377. RECEPTION – 6/18, 5-7 p.m. “New Ceramics” by Richard Orient. Mark Humphrey Gallery, 95 Main St., SH. 631-283-3113, www.markhumphreygallery.com. GALA GRAND OPENING – 4 p.m. “Works by Charles Bock.” Bock Art Limited Gallery, 16 Hill St., SH. Reception features refreshments and hors d’oeuvres. 631-287-1078. www.bockartlimited.com. OPENING RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. “Super Nature,” featuring artists Kathryn Lynch, Meghan Boody and Melinda Hackett. 4 N Main Gallery, 4 North Main St., SH. 631-283-2495, www.4northmaingallery.com OPENING RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. “Femme,” featuring Bob Markell’s Monotypes & Etchings. Sirens’ Song Gallery, 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021. www. sirensongallery.com. ARTIST’S RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. “Start With A Faucet,” new paintings by Steven Corsano. Boltax Gallery,

21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631-749-4062, www.boltaxgallery.com OPENING RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. Ben Fenske Solo Show. Grenning Gallery, 17 Washington St., SH. www. grenninggallery.com, 631-725-8469. DISCUSSION AND RECEPTION – 6/18, 6-8 p.m. Artist Dorothea Rockburne will discuss her work. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Wine, hors d’oeuvres and live music. Reservations required by 6/17, call 631-2832118 ext. 41. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 631283-2118. www.parrishart.org. Free for Parrish Members, $10 for non-members. GALLERIES 4 N MAIN GALLERY – See above. 4 North Main St., SH. 631-283-2495, www.4northmaingallery.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – 28E Jobs Ln., SH. Russian-American artist Nahum Tchacbasov, 18991984, and others. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 631-204-0383, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – 48 Park Place, EH. Specializing in 20th-Century modern American masters, both pre- and post-war. Contemporary artists include: Milton Avery, Robert Dash, Sam Francis, Wolf Kahn, Fred Mitchell, Jules Olitski and Walter Plate. 631-324-6010; www.birnamwoodart.com. BOLTAX GALLERY – See above. 21 Ferry Rd., SI. 631749-4062, www.boltaxgallery.com CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-237-4511. www.deshukriversgallery.com. THE DRAWING ROOM – 16R Newtown Ln., EH. “Laurie Lambrecht: In Roy Lichtenstein’s Studio, 19901992/New Photographs,” through 6/27. Open Mon. & Thurs., Fri., Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sun 11-4. 631-324-5016, www.drawingroom-gallery.com EAST END ARTS COUNCIL GALLERY – See above. 133 East Main St., RVHD. 631-727-0900, www.eastendarts. org. GALLERIA DELLA LUPA -150 Main Street, SH. “The Emperor’s Ghost” by Giancarlo Impiglia.” Fri., Sat., Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Tues.,Wed.,Thurs., noon-5 p.m. Closed Mon. 631-899-4533, www.galleriadellalupa.com. GALLERIE BELAGE – “The 6th Annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons – Visionary, Art Singular, Folk & Self -Taught Artists,” through 9/6. 8 Moniebogue Ln. (behind Margarita Grill), WHB. 631-288-5082, www.galeriebelage. com. GREEN EARTH CAFÉ – Don Duga, 20 of his latest Beatles paintings in honor of the 70th anniversary of John Lennon’s birth. 50 East Main St., RVHD. 631-369-2233, www.genfm.com. GUILD HALL – 158 Main St., EH. Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.- 5 p.m. Sun., noon-5 p.m. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall.org. HAMBURG KENNEDY – 64 Jobs Ln., SH. 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Wed.-Sun. www.hamburgkennedy.com. JILL LYNN & CO – 66 Jobs Ln., SH. “The Language of Painting,” by Jen Brown. jilllynnandco.com. THE LEIBER MUSEUM – 446 Old Stone Hwy, EH. “Drawings. Drawings. Drawings. Recent Works on Paper by Gerson Lieber.” Open through Labor Day, Sat. and Sun., 1-4 p.m. 631-329-3288. www.leibermuseum.com. LUCILLE KHORNAK – “Cowboys, Cops and Queens:

Kids in Costume.” Photography. 2400 Montauk Hwy, BH. 631-613-6000. www.theportraitspecialist.com. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – 2426 Main St., BH. 631537-7245. OUTEAST GALLERY–65 Tuthill Road, MTK. 631-3756730. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PAMELA WILLIAMS – 167 Main St., AMG. 631-2677817. www.pamelawilliamsgallery.com. PARASKEVAS – Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – See above. 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Open 7 through 9/12. Monday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday 1to 5 p.m. 631-283-2118,www.parrishartmuseum. com. Suggested donation: Adults $5, Seniors $3, Students, $3, Kids under 18 free. Members of active duty military personnel and families FREE through Labor Day, POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. “Conrad Marca-Relli: The Springs Years, 19531956,” through 7/30. 631-324-4929. www.pkhouse.org. ROMANY KRAMORIS – 41 Main St., SGH. 41 Main St., SGH. Thurs.-Mon., 11 a.m.-7 p.m., and late on weekends. 631-725- 2499, www.kramorisgallery.com. SAG HARBOR HISTORICAL SOCIETY – “The Many Aliases of Local Painting Legend, Cappy Amundsen.” 174 Main Street, SH. 631-725-5092 2499, www.kramorisgallery.com. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – “Full Circle,” group show. 688 Montauk Hwy., WM. 631-793-2256, www. saranightingale.com. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – 6th Annual “Big Show,” featuring 53 artists, 159 canvases, more than 50 national and international artists. 120 Snake Hollow Rd. BH. 631702-2306. www.silasmarder.com. SIREN’S SONG – See above. 516 Main St., GP. 631-4771021. www.sirensongallery.com. SOUTH STREET GALLERY & FRAMERS – 18 South St., GP. Open Thurs.-Mon., noon to 5 p.m. 631-477-0021, www.thesouthstreetgallery.com. SOUTHAMPTON CULTURAL CENTER – See above. 25 Pond LN., SH. Open noon-4 p.m., Mon.-Fri., Sun., 11 a.m. -2 p.m., or by appointment. scc-arts.org. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. “Famous Faces” celebrity portraits by Zita Davisson. “Phenomenal Places,” Gary Lawrance’s architectural models. Open Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. $4 adults, free for members and children 17 and under. 631-283-2494, www. southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. SPRINGSTEEL GALLERY – 419 Main St., GP. Open Fri.-Sun., noon-5 p.m., or by appointment. 631-477-6818, www.springsteelgallery.com. THOMAS ARTHUR GALLERIES – 54 Montauk Hwy., AMG. 18th and 20th Century Oil paintings and prints. New shows monthly. 631-324-9070. www.antiquesvalue.net. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – 66 Main St., SGH. tullaboothgallery.com. 631-725-3100. VERED – 68 Park Pl., EH. Fine art by Columbian fashion photographer Raul Higuera. Sun.-Thurs., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat.,11 a.m.-9 p.m. 631-324-3303. www.veredart.com.

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SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) Please call for show times (631-725-0010). Bride Flight (R) – Fri.-Thurs., 5:30, 8:00 UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) Please call for show times (631-324-0448). The Art of Getting By (PG-13) – Fri. 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.Thurs., 4:15, 7:15 Midnight in Paris (PG-13) – Fri., 3:45, 6:30, 9:30 Sat., 12:45, 3:45, 6:30, 9:30 Sun., 12:45, 3:45, 6:30 Mon.-Thurs., 3:45, 6:30 The Hangover Part II (R) – Fri., 3:00, 6:15, 9:15 Sat., 12:15, 3:00, 6:15, 9:15 Sun., 12:15, 3:15, 6:15 Mon.-Thurs., 3:00, 6:15 Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom 3D (PG) – Fri., 3:15, 6:00, 9:00 Sat., 12:30, 3:15, 6:00, 9:00 Sun., 12:30, 3:15, 6:00 Mon.-Thurs. 3:15, 6:00

UA SOUTHAMPTON 4 Please call for show times (631-287-2774). Green Lantern 3D (PG-13) – Fri., 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Sat., 1:30 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Sun., 1:30, 4:30,

7:30 Mon.-Thurs., 4:30, 7:30 Bridesmaids (R) – Fri., 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Sat., 1:10, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Sun., 1:10, 4:00, 7:00 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00, 7:00 The Hangover Part II (R) – Fri., 4:45, 7:40, 10:15 Sat. 1:45, 4:45, 7:40, 10:15 Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:40 Mon.-Thurs, 4:45, 7:40 Super 8 (PG-13) – Fri., 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sat., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50 Sun., 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 Mon.-Thurs., 4:15, 7:15 MATTITUCK 8 Please call for show times (631-298-SHOW). Mr. Popper’s Penguins (PG) Super 8 (PG-13) Green Lantern 3D (PG-13) Midnight in Paris (PG-13) The Hangover Part II (R) Bridesmaids (R) Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (PG) Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom 3D (PG-13) X-Men First Class (PG-13) THE MONTAUK MOVIE (Please call for show times (631-668-2393). The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available.

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One of the joys of the profession is to join my culinary colleagues at the annual conference of the IACP, International Association of Culinary Professionals. This year the event was held in that culinary crossroad, Austin, Texas, from June 1 to June 4. It was a stimulating and energizing four days of workshops, master classes, welcome cocktail reception and gala awards reception, an authentic Texas BBQ complete with country music, and just great dining around this passionate restaurant town. There were classes in social media, the craft of writing, building a sustainable food community and so much more. A special culinary demonstration was given by Jacques Pepin whose theme was “What French Cuisine Can Offer Modern Cooks.� Pepin, a father and grandfather, is a man very close to my heart. At my former tabletop shop and cooking school, he gave morning and evening weeklong classes through the 12 years I taught at and directed the cooking program at Cooktique in Tenafly, New Jersey. He has offered his treasured comment for

the back cover of my new cookbook, Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island’s East End, where he wrote, “In Savoring the Hamptons, Silvia takes us with enthusiasm and great allure through the seasons with the locovore food and wines of that special spot, paying tribute to the culture, the integrity, and the uniqueness of that extraordinary place.â€? In Austin, Pepin demonstrated the following recipes, wowing his audience with Gallic charm and his masterful cooking techniques. ASPARAGUS WITH CROUTONS AND ALMONDS This recipe is inspired by Spanish ingredients and combines them in a quick and tasty way. Cooking time may need to be increased or decreased by a minute or so depending on size. Serves 4 1 pound large, thick asparagus, tough ends removed and bottom half of stalks peeled with a vegetable peeler 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 cup 1/2-inch bread cubes (croutons), preferably from a baguette 1/4 cup whole almonds with skins 1/4 teaspoon salt or to taste 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1. Rinse asparagus and pat dry with paper towel. Cut each asparagus stalk into 3 to 4 pieces. At serving time, heat the oil over high heat in a large skillet until very hot. Add the asparagus, croutons and almonds and sautĂŠ, covered, for 4 to 5 minutes, tossing or stirring the mixture a few times, so it browns and cooks all over. Add the salt and

pepper and toss again. Serve on four warmed plates. Note: The recipe from Jacques Pepin’s More Fast Food My Way lists chorizo as an ingredient. It was my choice not to use the chorizo since I love the pure flavor of asparagus and almonds. And whenever I get a chance to use my crisp homemade croutons I will use them. If you choose to use the chorizo you will need a cup of 3/4-inch pieces, about 4 ounces, and add them with the asparagus, croutons and almonds. This is an extraordinary recipe. My thanks to Jacques Pepin for the inspiration. CHICKEN SUPREMES WITH TAPENADE AND MUSHROOM SAUCE Skinless, boneless chicken breasts are called suprêmes in French cooking. They can be stuffed (continued on page 72)

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ahead and sautĂŠed at the last moment. Serves 4 For the Tapenade 1/2 cup mixed pitted black oil-cured olives 1 small garlic clove, sliced 2 dried apricot halves, cut into small pieces 1 1/2 tablespoons drained capers 8 anchovy fillets in oil 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil For the chicken 4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts (about 6 ounces each) 1 tablespoon light extra-virgin olive oil 4 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided 1 1/2 cups baby or wild mushrooms, washed and cut into 3/4-inch pieces 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup dry white wine 2 tablespoons chopped fresh chives or parsley 1. Place the tapenade ingredients in a food processor and pulse to make a coarse purĂŠe. 2. Cut a horizontal cut in each chicken breast to create a pocket and stuff with the tapenade. 3. When ready to cook, preheat oven to 180° F. Heat the olive oil and 2 tablespoons of the butter in a large skillet and when hot, season the stuffed breasts with salt and pepper, and arrange them side-by-side in the skillet. Cook over medium heat, covered, for about 3 minutes on each side, and then transfer to a platter and keep warm in the preheated oven. 4. Add the mushrooms and onion to the skillet the chicken cooked in, and sautĂŠ for about 2 minutes. Add the wine and reduce the contents by boiling for 2 minutes. Add the remaining 2 tablespoons of butter, and additional salt and pepper to taste, and mix well to incorporate the butter. 5. Serve a chicken breast on each of four hot plates, and add any juice that has accumulated around them on the platter to the mushroom sauce in the pan. Divide the mushrooms and sauce among the servings, spooning it over the chicken breasts, and sprinkle the chives or parsley on top. Serve. Recipes reprinted and adapted from Jacques Pepin’s More Fast Food My Way (Houghton Mifflin, 2008). For more recipes and cooking news, check out my new website, www.savoringthehamptons.com.

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By Stacy Dermont Estia’s Little Kitchen is that adorable little place on the West side of the Bridgehampton Turnpike, just outside of Sag Harbor. I’ve heard good things about it for years, but until last week I had not been inside. It’s just as cute on the inside and the service is friendly. We were a dinner party of four so we were able to try many different things. One member of our group had been there many times before, but only for breakfast or lunch. To add to the festive atmosphere, I started the evening with a bright orange mimosa served in a big, round glass. My husband enjoyed a glass of Paumanok Chenin Blanc 2009 with the appetizers and switched to a Paumanok Late Harvest Riesling for the dessert course. Estia’s drink offerings include local wines from WĂślffer and Grapes of Roth, plus beer and wines from abroad including a selection from Spain, Chile and Argentina. We started with an assortment of appetizers. The Turtle Rolls are little wrapped yummy bits – seasoned black bean purĂŠe with avocado and Napa cabbage in a flour tortilla. Tasty. (Luckily we didn’t finish the Turtle Rolls and had them wrapped to take home—more on that later.) Guacamole and Corn Tortilla Chips—the chips were still hot from the fryer and the guacamole creamy, smooth guacayummy. Crab Meat Tostadas—yum! A corn tortilla stuffed with all fresh-tasting ingredients— crab, cilantro sprouts, carrots, beets and guacamole. I also quite enjoyed my Tortilla Soup—the tortilla strips were light and crispy and the feta and avocado added a welcome earthiness. I ordered a special, the Shrimp Quesadilla on a Corn Tortilla with Tequila Sunrise Mojo, for my entrĂŠe. My first bite made my brain say, “Oooh, authentic.â€? This is a tortilla that can’t be bought in

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Restaurant Review: Touch of Venice

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By Marissa Pollina A Touch of Venice‌what a perfect name for what my family and I experienced. And what a warm welcome we received at this inviting restaurant! I knew we were in for a treat. Located at what used to be Fisherman’s Rest in Cutchogue, Brian Pennacchia and his father Ettore’s renovated space has become something beautiful. Fisherman’s Rest had been closed for roughly nine years and the renovation took about four months. The Pennacchias made a wonderful decision to relocate the eatery, which had previously been located in Mattituck, their restaurant and this new location made a lovely pair. As we glanced around the corner of the restaurant, we couldn’t help but notice a gorgeous wine cellar just around the corner. The younger Pennacchia explained he needed this built speciďŹ cally for his “reds.â€? As we rounded the corner we discovered where we would be seated, outside under an umbrella to keep us from the burning sun. Before we were served we were given water but this water had slices of lemon, lime and oranges. It was a refreshing way to start off the afternoon after the Dan’s Papers PotatoHampton 5K Minithon run. Our waitress, Kathryn Zukowski, was so sweet as she brought my parents and me the appetizers. First was their fresh bruschetta, made with specialty grilled ciabatta bread. Fresh doesn’t even explain my experience with this starter. It was so light, and the extra-large tomatoes in the bruschetta made the dish spectacular. Normally a bruschetta has diced tomatoes, but here they were the star of the dish. With a dollop of goat cheese on top, the dish was perfection and the taste really exploded in my mouth. The next appetizer was grilled calamari with pancetta and white beans.

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The sauce, made with white wine, lemon, rosemary, thyme and the fat rendered from the pancetta, was so tasty. It was also a light course to get me started for the main event. My mother ordered the local uke, and I could rave about this dish for hours. The ďŹ sh was lightlydusted with polenta and served over arugula, with

yellow and red tomatoes, capers and olives. There was an ever so light – but just enough – taste of the uke shining through. The meal my father was served was veal rollatini stuffed with prosciutto and cheese. The veal sat atop a beautifully thick Marsala sauce accompanied by mushrooms, all served with a golden brown rice ball ďŹ lled with cheese and fresh herbs. I ordered the balsamicgrilled marinated shrimp with vegetables and capellini, a pasta somewhere in between spaghetti and angel hair, with a hole in the middle, the perfect pasta to absorb a sauce. Considering this was a balsamic dish, I was concerned the balsamic was going to be too strong; and to my pleasant surprise it was airy and lively. It was absolutely delicious. The sauce was perfect for three jumbo shrimp, and I mean jumbo-sized shrimp, grilled perfectly. The meal was fabulous and quite ďŹ lling, but what would it be without homemade desserts? Being in an Italian restaurant, I just had to order the tiramisu. When it arrived, it was beautifully served in a wide mug with two lady ďŹ ngers tucked into the dessert. We also had the Italian cheesecake with candied lemon on top. It was so uffy and didn’t taste anything like an ordinary cheesecake. The candied lemon was a perfect addition, not too tart but not too sweet. Finally, my father had to try a coffee drink that sounded so out of the ordinary. It had Meledie Italian Chocolate Liqueur with Salerno Blood Orange Liqueur served with a chocolate cookie and rock candy to soak within the drink. The tastes of these two liqueurs blended so nicely, it was delectable and a great way to leave the restaurant – satisďŹ ed. A Touch of Venice is located at 28350 Main Road in Cutchogue. For reservations, call 631-298-5851 or visit www.touchofvenice.com.

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Greenport. 631-477-6840, northforkoystercompany.com. ORIENT BY THE SEA – Restaurant and Full-Service Marina, family owned and operated since 1979. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine overlooking beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-3232424, orientbythesea.com. PHAO RESTAURANT – Features stylish décor and fabulous food. Traditional Thai dishes such as Pad Thai and nouvelle ethnic cuisine such as Pork Spare Ribs. Open yearround, Wed.-Sun. at 5:30 p.m. 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0101, phaorestaurant.com. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. PORTO BELLO – Celebrating 20 years in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Owner Diana DiVello describes her restaurant as “Upscale Nautical.” Enjoy beautiful views of Stirling Harbor and Peconic Bay paired with Italian, fresh local seafood and produce specialties. Offering local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork’s hidden treasures! 631-477-1515. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. Norman Jaffe designed the modern building. Guests can sit by the fire on couches with cocktails, such as the “Race Lane Shandy” ($9, Pilsner, St. Germain, club soda) or the “Torquay” ($14, gin, muddled cucumber and lemon served in a Prosecco float). Open yearround at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. SEN RESTAURANT – Sen favorites including Chicken or Beef Teriyaki, Shrimp Tempura and Soba Noodle dishes are served alongside an incredible selection of Sushi and Sashimi. Flavorful salads and side dishes available. Open at 5:30 p.m. everyday. 23 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-1774, senrestaurant.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Established in July 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers served with local hospitality. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Special events, private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800. publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR – A modern American bistro. Open 7 Days for lunch & dinner. Offering fresh local seafood, prime steaks and local seasonal vegetables. Specials include soft shell crabs, grilled porterhouse lamb chop and seasonally themed soups. Three-course Prix Fixe menu for $26.26 available 7 days. $5 bar menu. Happy Hour specials Mon.-Fri., 5-7 p.m. 26W Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-723-2626. TOUCH OF VENICE – We’ve moved! Newly-renovated location on Main Street in the heart of the historic Cutchogue village. Our loyal customers can expect a similar menu (as well as wine and drink list) featuring Italian and local specialties. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by our new décor! 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-5851, Touchofvenice.com. TROLLEY BARN – Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days a week, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Enjoy everything from creative omelettes to classic filet mignon! Open weekdays, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; weekends, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 216 Montauk Hwy., Speonk. 631-801-2888. TURKUAZ GRILLE – Come enjoy our Mediterranean – Turkish cuisine. Located on the Peconic Riverfront. Dine inside or on our patio. Featuring Gyros, Shish Kabobs, Turkish pizza. Daily specialties. Located at 40 McDermott Avenue, Riverhead (next to Atlantis Marine World). 631591-1757. TWEEDS – Located in historic Riverhead, Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best Long Island vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-3151.

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1.F /F 1.F AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott UPCOMING ANNUAL HUGE MULTI-FAMILY YARD SALE AND 50/50 RAFFLE - Saturday, June 25, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. , 977 Bridgehampton-Sag Harbor Turnpike, BH. $2 admission benefits Unitarian Universalist Congregation of the South Fork’s Helping Hand Fund. 15TH ANNUAL HEART OF THE HAMPTONS BALL – June 25, 6-11 p.m. Hayground School, 151 Mitchells Ln., BH. National Volunteer Star Jones. 631-734-2804, www. heart.org. $500. PRIDE IN THE HAMPTONS – June 25, 6-8:30 p.m. The Waterfront Home of Bruce T. Sloane, 21 North Bay Ln., EH. An event to benefit LGBT youth by connecting them with LGBT models in their community. $125, www.liveoutloud.info. $150 at the door. 8TH ANNUAL LIVE AT CLUB STARLIGHT BENEFIT – June 25, 6:30 p.m. Ross School, Great Hall, 18 Goodfriend Dr., EH. Red carpet and cocktail reception. Honorees will be David and Sybil Yurman. Featuring MultiPlatinum band The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies. Sponsored by Rue La La. Call Carey London at 631-907-5361 for more information. BENEFIT CONCERT AT OLD WHALERS CHURCH - July 1, 7 p.m. An evening of great rock and soul music featuring Suzie on the Rocks and other local musicians. To benefit The Community House of the Old Whalers’ Church. $15 advance, $20 at the door, 631-805-3165 or e-mail shanrock78@yahoo.com. www.oldwhalerschurch.org. DAN’S TASTE OF TWO FORKS – July 16. Chef Marcus Samuelsson hosts. Celebrities including Sarabeth Levine and Silvia Lehrer, restaurants, wineries, more - check out all the yummy details at www.danstasteoftwoforks.com. KITE FLY – August 7, 5:30 p.m. Dan’s Papers sponsors 39th Annual Kite Fly. 631-537-0500, www.danshamptons. com. MUSIC TO KNOW – August 13 and 14. EH. August 13: Vampire Weekend, Matt and Kim, We Are Scientists and more. August 14: Bright Eyes, Chromeo and more. Tickets on sale now at www.musictoknow.com. Single day tickets $110. Two-day tickets $195 and Two-day VIP passes $645. HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW – Aug. 28 – Sept. 4. 240 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. Competition in five rings, over 70 boutiques and an international food court. Featuring the 250,000 FTI Grand Prix on Sept. 4. $10 per person or $20 per car load. 631-537-3177. THURSDAY, JUNE 16 TWILIGHT THURSDAY - 5-8 p.m. Wolffer Winery presents live music. The winery tasting room, 139 Sagg Rd., SGK. Wines by the glass and cheese plates for purchase. No cover charge. 631-537-5106. JAZZ JAM AT BAY BURGER – 7-9 p.m. No cover and no reservations required. Contact Claes Brondal at www. drummersaint@hotmail.com for more information. Through November. DESTRY RIDES AGAIN – 7:30 p.m. Studio Playhouse, Community Theater at LTV, 75 Industrial Rd, WS. 631537-2777, www.ltveh.org. Also tomorrow and Sat., June 18. $15/$10. ‘S WONDERFUL: THE NEW GERSHWIN MUSICAL - Through June 18, Gateway Playhouse, Bellport. 631-2861133 or 1-888-4TIXNOW, www.gatewayplayhouse.org. COLIN QUINN LONG STORY SHORT - Thru June 26. Tues.-Fri., Sun. 8 p.m. Sat. 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. John Drew Theatre at Guild Hall Museum, 158 Main St., EH. Directed by Jerry Seinfeld. 631-324-0806, www.guildhall.

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Soul, Funk, Blues, Hip-Hop, Urban, Dub By Alexandra Andreassen Record producer, guitarist, vocalist and songwriter Daniel Lanois’ newest project will make its mark on the Hamptons music scene this weekend. On Sunday at 8 p.m., his band “Black Dub” featuring Lanois on guitar, multi-instrumentalist and singer Trixie Whitley, Brian Blade on drums, and Daryl Johnson on bass, will be performing at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, playing their soulful, passionate music that has been enjoyed around the world. The band is sure to impress with its unique sound and meaningful lyrics. Lanois started Black Dub after hearing a CD of Trixie Whitley, daughter of the late musician Chris Whitley. He loved her voice and began to form a band. Lanois said that “[My goal was] to put something together that would be fun for people to

listen to and have some philosophically connecting lyrics.” The band’s name was inspired by Lanois’ love for the culture of Jamaica, where he has a home and a studio. He related that their style falls under soul music, because “it’s got a lot of heart in it, and I’m hoping that’s what people feel.” They are also influenced by a variety of genres including “dub” reggae, funk, blues and hip-hop/urban. However, the band is always looking forward – Lanois noted that “We are roots based, but we have an eye for the future.” Jon Pareles of The New York Times described Black Dub as “A gutsy soul singer backed by a band rooted in gospel, reggae, and funk, playing songs about love, loss, and faith…onstage the voices were one more sonic element amid the gorgeous commotion.” Lanois is no stranger to the music business,

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having been a very prominent record producer since the 1970s. He started with this brother and friends in the basement of his mother’s home, and expanded from there – and the rest is history. Lanois has produced albums for superstars such as Bob Dylan, Neil Young, U2 and Peter Gabriel. About some of the highlights of his career, he said, “I was pinching myself when I got to go to Ireland to work with U2, and got to work with Peter Gabriel in England.” Three albums produced or co-produced by Lanois have won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year, and four others received nominations. In addition to producing, Lanois has had success as a recording artist, releasing a number of albums. In 2005, his instrumental album “Belladonna” was nominated for a Grammy, and he was also awarded a spot on Canada’s Walk of Fame. Black Dub is his latest project, and the band released a self-titled album in November of 2010. Lanois is very excited to bring Black Dub to the Hamptons, and is grateful for all of the support they have received. He added that they have something special to offer everywhere they go, and they can’t wait to perform out here. Throughout the summer, they will also bring their music to places such as New York City’s Webster Hall, Paris, Switzerland, Germany and London. “How lucky are we,” he remarked, “to get up in the morning and make some music and travel?” Lucky, indeed. Black Dub will be performing on Sunday, June 19, at 8 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton Beach. Tickets are $60, $45 or $30. For tickets, visit whbpac.org. or call 631-288-2350.

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+$33$12 HUH? Dear Dan, Read your piece, “Aliens.” You sound nervous about the possibility of intelligence evolving beyond the level of humans. Now you know how the mammals felt, when after ingesting a new amino acid protein, our mitochondrial DNA mutated and created the circumstances for the evolution of a dual hemisphered “human” brain to grow on top of our mammal and precedent reptile brains. All bets were off after that as we set about renovating reality to suit our evolving perceptions of possibilities. The duality caused contrast and depth of field and we realized our full self-awareness for the first time. Metaphorically, we left the bliss of ignorance and the natural world behind and began to create a world of our own interpretation – the beginning of human abstract expressionism. As our subjective human world has grown increasingly complex and therefore confusing, humans really at this point have become no longer capable of processing all of the information required to make a correct decision. Not wanting intelligence to evolve as it should and segue from humans to electronics is like building a house in The Hamptons and then not wanting anybody else to be allowed to build after that so the place stays the way we like it. The machines are already in charge anyway. There is hardly a transaction that you can instigate that does not require you to follow specific steps dictated by the machine for the transaction to be completed. I watched a store clerk try to get a cash register to open and it would not until the clerk proceeded exactly as the machine said. Same thing with a credit card, and yesterday, while using the lavatory in a professional building, the paper towel machine would not dispense a towel into my wet, dripping hands until I placed them exactly where it wanted me to for the exact amount of

time it required to determine the correctness of everything and determine that I was indeed “towel worthy.” They took over when we were asleep one night, or while we were all distracted watching the antics of Charlie Sheen or a royal wedding. Try and relax about the whole thing if you can and go with the flow. Look at it this way, when you have to drag your butt out of the house when you don’t want to and do something to keep your personally chosen reality alive and kicking, and your dog is laying on the couch like you’d like to be doing, you can take some solace in the fact that you too will someday be knocked off the top of the mountain, and get to relax while those more capable follow the clock and do the dirty work. Richard M. Kostura A.k.a. Michael Galileo Springs www.galileorealtime.com I’m there now. It’s great. –DR MEATING Dear Dan, The U.S.D.A.’s new MyPlate dietary logo illustrates graphically the shrinking role of meat and dairy products in our national diet. It replaces meat with a tofu loaf, and shunts dairy off the plate. The new logo provides a fitting conclusion to a 30-year record of the Dietary Guidelines recommending replacement of animal products and other fatty foods in our diet with vegetables, fruits, legumes, and whole grains (see www.health.gov/ dietaryguidelines). The recommendations reflect widespread concern with the growing epidemic of obesity, high blood pressure, heart disease, and other killer diseases. There is an historic reason why health authorities

POLICE BLOTTER Bad Driver A driver of an SUV in Bridgehampton must have really wanted some Carvel ice-cream because that is the only explanation that we can think of, after he drove his car directly into the front of the building. The SUV, which was a Mercedes, completely destroyed the front of the building. Ice cream flew out onto the streets as people screamed for their lives. It was bad man. Turtle A turtle, moving very slowly, had successfully made it to the middle of the road in Watermill without getting hit by a car. A driver noticed the turtle and pulled over on the side of the road, then stopped traffic to pick up the turtle and get it safely to the other side of the road. The turtle then continued on its journey into the woods, to pursue his dream of becoming a crime fighting teenage mutant ninja turtle. Shelter Island Old Man McGumbus, 98 and former WWII flame thrower operator, was holding a meeting at the American Legion for the organization, “The Shelter Island Assault Rifle Owners Club” which McGumbus is the President of and has held the position for the last 40 years. While in the middle of assembling and disassembling his brand new M4 Carbine assault rifle with a M203 40 mm grenade launcher attachment, McGumbus became distracted when he saw two hippies hiking in the woods and he “accidentally” fired the grenade launcher directly

out the window and into the woods in the direction of the hippies. Luckily, the grenade that was fired did not injure anybody. However, it was reported that two hikers are being treated for posttraumatic stress disorder after they observed a deer get hit by the grenade and blow up into 1,000 pieces. McGumbus will be releasing a public apology for the incident via a letter that he will write with his typewriter and deliver to the local press. No charges have been filed. Shoplifter Shoplifting incidents have been reported in East Hampton that involve very expensive women’s dresses, one of the dresses that was reported stolen has been valued at over $500, while another one was valued at $310. It’s amazing that people will risk going to jail so that they can wear a designer outfit. Montauk Two men in Montauk were arrested for possession of cocaine after police saw a group of individuals around a car making sniffing sounds. The officers illuminated the area with a flashlight and immediately the men began to walk away from the officers even after they had been instructed to stop. While following the two men, police observed them throw an item next to a parked truck. When they were stopped, the two men were arrested after police found that they item they threw was a bag of cocaine. –David Lion Rattiner

have not taken a stronger stand against meat and dairy, as they did with tobacco products three decades ago. In 1977, the Senate Select Committee on Nutrition and Human Needs published Dietary Goals for the United States, recommending reduced meat consumption. The meat industry forced the Committee to destroy all copies of the report and to remove the offending recommendation from a new version. It then abolished the Committee, voted Chairman George McGovern out of office, and taught government bureaucrats never to challenge meat consumption again. (Food Politics by Marion Nestle, 2007). Sincerely, Brian Williams Stonington, CT Wanna go out for a burger? -DR A TAX WHOSE TIME HAS COME . . . Dear Dan, Some members of Congress are proposing a tax on stock transactions. Such a tax would have very little impact on most of those buying and selling stocks because of proposed tax limitations on ordinary transactions. A stock transactions tax would incur extra costs mostly to those who are speculating by perpetually buying and selling the same stocks multiple times a day. It’s what’s known as “churning.” Those engaged in that practice usually turn a small profit on each transaction, but make many millions on sheer weight of trading volume. I fail to see how churning benefits anyone but the speculators. Even though a stock transactions tax, as has been proposed, would be .0025%, it would have negligible effect on most investors. It’s estimated that a stock transactions tax would generate about $50 to $100 billion dollars a year in tax revenue – no small piece of change! It would be nice to see such additional revenue go towards payment of our national debt instead of into the pockets of Wall Street speculators. Paul G. Jaehnert Vadnais Hts., MN MAXING OUT Dear Dan, I can’t wait to attend your July 16 Taste of Two Forks event! In fact, I’m not waiting, my wife and I are visiting the many restaurants and wineries involved in the event, every chance we get! Thanks for some great food and wine pointers. ‘Can’t wait to meet Marcus Samuelson. Is Sarabeth really as sweet as her jams? Foodily, Max Innput Yonkers www.danstasteoftwoforks.com. -DR

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