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O PE N HO USE S T HI S WE EKEN D S a tu rday, August 2nd & Sunday, Au gu st 3rd AMAGANSETT 6DW ǧ SP %HDFK 3OXP ǧ Spectacular ocean views are surrounded by a national park-quality dunescape. The 5,600sf. home includes 5BR, 5.5B, custom millwork and cabinetry. Amenities include a heated, chlorinefree gunite pool, poolhouse/bar area, 3 fireplaces and 2-car garage. F#47613 | Web#H0147613 $PDJDQVHWW 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP )UHVK 3RQG 5RDG ǧ Fantastic new construction has just been completed. No details have been spared in this architecturally designed masterpiece. Take 27 to Abrahams Landing. Turn left on Fresh Pond Road. Turn right into long driveway with sign and left into the second home on the private drive. Exclusive. F#57804 | Web#H0157804. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP &UDQEHUU\ +ROH 5G ǧ Enjoy the bay views and your own path to a private bay beach from this 3BR, 2.5B home on a shy acre with pool and central air. Movein condition with formal dining room, 2 living rooms, lots of decking for 360 degree views. F#250994 | Web#H13604 $PDJDQVHWW 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP 6FULPVKDZ /DQ ǧ This open and bright contemporary features 3BR, 2B, and a full basement. On 1.3 prime acres just a short distance to the ocean and Village. Plenty of opportunity to expand. Excl. F#62175 | Web#H45375 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH

BRIDGEHAMPTON 6DW ǧ DP SP /XPEHU /DQH ǧ Historic Traditional on 1+ acre filled w/lush landscaping around oversized gunite pool. Main house built in 1920, with 4BR & upgraded w/every modern convenience. Guest cottage w/2BR and bath. Excl. F#63284 | Web#H54724. Dir: Mtk Hwy East, left at monument onto BHSag Harbor Tpk, veer left onto Lumber Ln. /RUL %DUEDULD %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP )DLU +LOOV &RXUW ǧ New hilltop traditional w/ views of nearby farm fields and the ocean beyond. Features include 5BR, 6.5B, den, great room, 3 fpls, 3-car garage and heated gunite pool on one acre. Excl. F#52475 | Web#H0152475. Dir: Rt. 27E. in BH, left onto Butter Ln, right onto Scuttle Hole Rd, left onto Brick Kiln Rd., right onto Fair Hills Ln. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

EAST HAMPTON 6DW ǧ SP %XOO 3DWK ǧ Prime 2.12 acre site on Bull Path nestled in the near Near Northwest area of East Hampton. Well built architects designed 6,068 sq. ft. home and pool. 5-6 BRs and 7.5 BAs with prof. kit., den, LR, great room, gym, 2.5-car garage and optional screening room. #55333 | Web# H0155333. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH

6DW ǧ SP 1RUIRON 'U ǧ This newly-built Mediterranean-inspired home of almost 4,000sf. is in one of East Hampton’s most popular waterfront communities and is truly one of a kind. 4BR, 5B, professional kitchen with granite countertops, radiant heat floors and 3 fireplaces. Excl. F#62692 | Web#H53705 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP :DWHUV (GJH ǧ Immaculate Ranch-style home sits on a .84 beautifully landscaped corner lot. Offering wintertime waterviews of Gardiner’s Bay. 4 BRs, 3 Bs. F#59711 | Web#H0159711. Co-Excl. Dir.: Rte 27 to Amagansett, to Old Stone Hwy to Barnes Hole Rd, left on Waters Edge. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP &HGDU 'ULYH ǧ Newly built post modern with 4BR, 3B close to bay and marina. Open kitchen, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, CAC and wood floors throughout. Bedroom, bath and laundry room on 1st floor. Master bedroom with walk-in closet. Excl. F#65923 | Web#H40000 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP 5WH ǧ On a cul-de-sac, this 4BR, 2.5B traditional-style offers big benefits. Features include fireplace, central air. Excl. F#42998 | Web#H22965. 6DJ +DUERU 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP *DUGLQHUV $YH ǧ Renovated from top to bottom and offering 2BR, 1B, wood floors throughout, beautifully finished laundry room, splendid new kitchen, full basement, deck and outdoor shower. Surrounded by gorgeous landscaping. Excl. F#66797 | Web#H19130 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH

EAST QUOGUE 6DW ǧ SP 0DOOR\ 'ULYH ǧ Stucco mediterranean estate sited on 1.71 boasting 9,600sf., 6BR, 9B, bridal staircase, grand LR, FDR, gourmet kitchen, 2 fireplaces, private guest quarters, library/office. Excl. #62890 Web#H15791. Dir. Emmet to Malloy. 4XRJXH 2IȊFH 6XQ ǧ SP 0DOOR\ 'U ǧ New 5,200sf., 3-car garage home offers 4BR, 3.5B, opulent master bath, custom kitchen cabinetry w/granite countertops, s/s appliances, formal living & dining rooms, 1,000sf. stone patio with covered porch leading to 40ft. pool. F#62711 | Web#H55888 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

HAMPTON BAYS 6DW ǧ DP SP 2FHDQYLHZ 5G ǧ Three-level custom built home on private flag lot with deeded “Sunrise Terrace” access for swimming/boating on Shinnecock Bay. Breathtaking bay to ocean views! F#64930 | Web#H49469 :HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IȊFH

6DW ǧ DP SP +XEEDUG 6WUHHW ǧ Features 3BR, 1B, basement with family room, office space and unfinished bath. All new windows and new roof. Winter waterviews and walk to the beach. F#66866 | Web#H21619. Dir: Mtk Hwy to Newtown Rd to Hubbard St. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IȊFH 6XQ ǧ SP 1RUZRRG 5RDG ǧ Charming ranch style home welcomes you with its L shaped porch into a wainscotted entrance. Feautures 3BR, 2B, wood floors, screened sunroom, full basement with closet that can easily convert to cedar closet, and wet bar all on .50 of an acre. F#66900 | Web#H22930. Dir: Take Mtk Hwy to Jones Rd, go south, left at Norwood. +DPSWRQ %D\V 2IȊFH

QUOGUE 6XQ ǧ SP 4XRJXH 6W ǧ Wonderful full 3-story traditional, circa 1900, is currently undergoing renovation to get this old school charmer in line with today’s modern conveniences. Features 7BR, 7B, 4 separate living areas (3 w/ fpls). F#65499 | Web#H33693 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

SAG HARBOR 6DW ǧ SP %DUFOD\ 'ULYH ǧ Newly constructed 6,500 sq. ft. traditional features 6 BRs, 6 full Bs and 2 half Bs. Take Rt 114 North across the bridge into North Haven. Go straight through the traffic circle onto Tyndall Rd. Right onto Sunset Beach Rd, left onto Barclay Dr. Exclusive. F#56006 | Web#H0156006. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ DP SP )DLUOHD &W ǧ 6,500sf. home on 2 acres on cul-de-sac. 6BR with elaborate trim, wide plank floors and ample closet space. Country French kitchen with custom details. Excl. F#60214 | Web#H50444. For more information, call 800.760.2720 x 2062. 6DJ +DUERU 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ DP SP )HUU\ 5G ǧ Magnificent new 5BR, 5.5B home w/ gourmet kitchen, 5 fireplaces, dining, living, media, and family rooms, on 1.5 acres, 4 car garage, gunite pool with spa. F#64000 | Web #10791. Dir: Ferry Rd.,1/2 mile from Sag Harbor village bridge. 6DJ +DUERU 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP 0DLQ 6WUHHW ǧ Historical home with modern amenities. This vintage-style 3BR, 3.5B home features a pool, formal dining room, fireplace and wood floors. Excl. F#65418 | Web#H32553 6DJ +DUERU 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP &DUUROO 6WUHHW ǧ Recently updated 1900’s farmhouse. Includes 4BR, 3B, central air, large LR, dining room and lots of character. Half acre of lush landscaping surrounds the heated pool. Excl. F#57857 | Web#H0157857. Dir: Mtk Hwy E., left onto BHSag Tpk (by monument), left onto Carroll St. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

6DW ǧ SP 0DSOH 6W ǧ Cottage with tremendous potential. Set in a charming waterfront community 1 block from the bay and minutes to village. Excl. F#66816 | Web#H24101. Dir: Noyac Rd. to Birch St., go to end, corner of Noyack Ave and Maple St. 6DJ +DUERU 2IȊFH

6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP 1DURG %OYG ǧ Renovated, shingled traditional-style home in top waterfront community. 5BRs, 4BA, 3 fireplaces, modernized kitchen, light-flooded FDR, sitting & living rooms. Landscaping, gunite pool. Excl. F#62539 | Web#H53472. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

SAGAPONACK 6DW ǧ DP SP 6DJJ 5RDG ǧ Estate-style home with waterviews, 6+BR, grmt kit., fin. bsmnt, 3-car gar., gunite pool w/waterfall and pool house. Excl. Web#H0158952. Dir: Mtk Hwy East, north at traffic light in Sagaponack. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH /RUL %DUEDULD 6DW ǧ DP SP 0RQWDXN +LJKZD\ ǧ Renovated 1740’s barn-style home w/ 3BR, 3.5BA, separate cottage w/ sleeping loft, full bath & kitchenette. 3.89 acres, meticulous landscaping, gunite pool. Excl. Web#H0146740. Dir: Mtk HwyE, past Monument, go approx 1/4 mile, gated entrance on right. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

SOUTHAMPTON 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 3DUULVK 3RQG &RXUW ǧ Brand new 6,000sf. traditional w/ 5BRs, 4B, great room, den, library, family room and formal DR. 3 fpls, 3-car garage and htd gunite pool on 1.4 acres. F#62298 | Web#H35715. Dir: Rte. 27E, right on Tuckahoe Rd., left on Parrish Pond Ct. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 6KLQQHFRFN +LOOV 5G ǧ 3BR, 2B, fpl, granite kitchen, fin. basement and gar. Pool and hot tub surrounded by landscaping. Excl. F#66649 | Web#H14649. Dir: CR-39, south on Greenfield., right on Shinnecock Hills Rd. 6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

WATER MILL 6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP 0HFR[ 5G ǧ Traditional-style home under construction. 6BR, 6B, 2 half-baths. 2 kitchen areas: Indoor w/fplc, adjacent screened porch & patio. Htd gunite pool, bordered by reserve. Co-Excl. Web#H0157953. Dir: Rte 27 East, right onto Mecox Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 'HHUȊHOG 5RDG ǧ On 2.7 acres. Traditional-style home accented by woodfloors,formaldiningroom,greatroom,6BR, 6.5B, 4 fireplaces and gunite pool. Web#H53740. Dir: Rte. 27E, left on Deerfield Rd. %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ DP SP 0LOO )DUP /DQH ǧ Gambrel-style, 5BR, 4.5B, LR w/vaulted ceilings, great room, prof. grade kit., den & family room. Htd gunite pool. Excl. Web#H35711. Dir: Rt. 27, left on David White’s Ln, bear right on 7 Ponds Rd, right on Upper 7 Ponds Rd, right on Mill Farm . %ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

WESTHAMPTON 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 'XQH 5G ǧ Westhampton nature and architecture blended to spectacular effect in this newly constructed condominium complex. Design, quality and amenities surpassed only by the magnificent views. Ten oversized bayfront townhouse units, each a fresh interpretation of the Hamptons shingled beach home. F#61222 | Web#H55783 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP &RXQWU\ (VWDWHV 5G ǧ Beautiful country home features light-filled great room w/ marble fpl, vaulted ceilings, dining area, kitchen, den with fpl, 3BR, 3B, guest wing with an additional 2BR and bath, pool, stone patio, and pergola. F#57729 | Web#H0157729 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 'XQH 5G 8QLW ǧ 2BR, 2B oceanfront condo in Westhampton Beach provides convenience and ease for a relaxing getaway. Open, airy living area with updated kitchen, dining area, living room area, and private terrace overlook the dunes and ocean beyond. F#14091 | Web#H0114091 :HVWKDPSWRQ 2IȊFH

NORTH FORK 6DW ǧ DP SP &R[ /DQH ǧ &XWFKRJXH ǧ This 6+ acre commercial property can be purchased in total or subdivided. An existing 12,000sf. building sits on 2 acres and has 10 units ranging from 800-2000sf. Additional 4 acres is vacant. Many usages. Dir: North Fork - Rte 25 to Cox Ln. Excl. F#66300 | Web#H9338 (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ DP SP 0DLQ 5RDG ǧ 6RXWKROG ǧ Deep water marina property featuring 48 boat slips and new 12,000sf. restauraunt/ catering facility. Total of 7.5 acres, 285ft. of raod frontage, 292ft.water frontage. Excl. F#359192 | Web#H9327. Dir: North Fork - Rte 25, Main Rd. (DVW +DPSWRQ 2IȊFH 6DW ǧ SP +LJK 0HDGRZ /Q ǧ -DPHVSRUW ǧ 4BR, 2.5B Colonial updated kitchen and baths, family room and fireplace. Excl. F#66565 | Web#H12407. Dir: Main Road Rt 25 to South Jamesport Ave, Left onto Peconic Bay Blvd, Left into Mesta Vista Development, to 189 High Meadow Lane. 4XRJXH 2IȊFH

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Stoli 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Absolut 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Grey Goose 1.75. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 66.99 Orange Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 La Poire Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Citron Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Ciroc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Van Gogh Flavors Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Idol Vodka 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Boomerang Australian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 42 Below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 27.99 The Tall Blonde, Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Han AsianVodka . . . . . . . . . INTRODUCING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Supreme Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Robert Cavalli . . . . . . . . . . . VODKA . . . . . . . $33. . . . . . . 99 . . . .$ 29.99 Pravda Polish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .750ml . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Stolichnaya Elit . . . . . . . . . . .Long . . . . Island . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 64.99 Pearl Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Own . . . .Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chopin Potato Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Zygo Peach Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99

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Prairie Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Tru Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Liquid Ice Organic Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Rain Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 Crop Cucumber Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Crop Tomato Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Crop Straight Vodka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99

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Tanqueray Gin London Dry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Bombay Gin Sapphire .750 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Boodles Gin Lit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Martini Rossi Dry Or Sweet Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 7.99

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Makers Mark . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 30.99 Knob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Bakers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Red Breast . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Jameson 12Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Basil Hayden . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Bullet Bourbon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Woodford Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Jack Daniels Single Barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Wild Turkey Rare barrel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Jack Daniels 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Blanton Kentucky . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42. 99 Southern Comfort 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Seagrams Seven 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Canadian Club 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99

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Bacardi Light or Dark 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99 Brugel Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Captain Morgan 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Wray & Nephew . . . . . . .Malibu . . . . . . . . . . .Rum . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 10 Cane . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .99. . .$ 38.99 Gosling Bermuda Black . . . . . . . . . . . .$16. . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Pyratt XO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Liter . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Tommy Bahama . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Malibu 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 29.99 Cruzan Flavors 1 Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 St James Ruhm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 18.99

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Dewars Scotch White Label 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 40.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Red 1.75 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Johnnie Walker Scotch Blue Label . . . . . . . . . . . $ 219.99 JW Sampler Pk Blue, Gold, BL,Rd .375Ea . . . . . .$ 77.99 Dewar’s Scotch 12 Special Reserve 86 . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Dewar’s Aberfeldy Single Malt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Dewar’s Scotch Signature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $199.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 34.99 Chivas Regal Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 69.99 Laguvulin 16 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 84.99 Oban Single Malt 14Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 65.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 The Glenlivet Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 12 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 52.99 Macallan Scotch 15 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 82.99 Macallan Scotch 18 Yr . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 149.99

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Courvoisier V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Remy Martin VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 42.99 Asbach Uralt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Hennessy VSOP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 43.99 Hennessy V.S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 32.99 Cardenal Mendoza . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 49.99 Jelnik Slivovitz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99

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Cabo Wabo Reposado. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 47.99 Cabo Wabo Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patron Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 53.99 Patron Repasado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Patron Anejo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 60.99 Don Julio Blanco . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 45.99 Don Julio Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Don Julio Anejo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99 Corzo Silver . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Corzo Reposado . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 59.99

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Candoni Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 True Earth Red Blend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 True Earth Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Bonterra Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Bonterra Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Bonterra Zinfandel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bonterra Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Lolonis Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Frey Vineyards Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Badger Mountain Riesling . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99

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Coppola Claret Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Coppola Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cabernet ‘05. . . . . . . . . . . .$ 23.99 Robert Mondavi Napa Cabernet ‘03 . . . . . . . . . . .$ 99.99 Rodney Strong Sonoma Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Kendall Jackson Cabernet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Kendall Jackson Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 17.99 Gary Farrell Merlot. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 31.99 Meeker Sonoma Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 33.99 Clos Du Bois Merlot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 14.99 Gary Farrell Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99 Wild Horse Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 MacMurry Ranch Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Simi Sonoma Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Moterina Zinfanfel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Bogle Petite Sirah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 39.99 Opus One 2002 Vintage . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$169.99

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FRENCH WINES $16.99 Chateau Larose Trintaudon Haut . . . . 750ml . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Chateau Lalande Borie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Chateau Duhart Milon Roth 98. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Connetable Talbot St. Julien . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Hob Nob Pinot Noir . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Georges Duboeuf Muscadet De Beaumes . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Paul Jaboulet Parallele “45” Cote Du Rhone . . . .$ 10.99 Hob Nob Chardonnay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Louis Jadot Pouilly Fuisse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 22.99

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Villadoria Gavi Gavi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Teruzzi Terre Di Tufi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Santi Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Cavit Pinot Grigio . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99

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ITALIAN RED

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Bertani Amarone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 73.99 Coppo Brachetto D’Acqui . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 28.99 Masi Amarone Costasera Classico. . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 55.99 Da Vinci Chianti . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Frescobaldi Remole Toscana . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Frescobaldi Nippozzano Chianti Rerva . . . . . . . . .$ 18.99 Antinori Santa Cristina . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Ruffino Riserva Ducale Gold. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 36.99

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Rosemount Estate Shiraz Diamond . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Penfold’s Koonunga Hill Shiraz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 McWilliams Estate Shiraz. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Puerto Veijo Carmenere, Merlot,Cabernet,Syrah .$ 9.99 Los Cardos Cabernet Sauvignon . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Luigi Bosca Doc Pinot Noir Reserve . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Luigi Bosca Doc Malbec D.O.C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Trapiche Broquel Malbec . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 White Haven Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 16.99 Brancott Sauvignon Blanc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.

Louis Roederer Cristal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 249.99 Dom Perignon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 159.99 Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 37.99 Lamarco Prosecco . . . . . . . . . . . Veuve . . . . . Clicquot . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Moet White Star . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yellow . . . . . . . . . . .$ 38.99 Moet Nectar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Champagne . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 41.99 Moet Rose . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $37. . . . . . 99 . . . . . . .$ 44.99 Martini & Rossi Asti . . . . . . . . . . . . 750ml . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99

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Yellow Tail Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 11.99 Barefoot Wines All Types 1.5. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . $ 8.99 Woodbridge Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 12.99 Beringer Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 Beringer White Zinfandel 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99 CK Mondavi All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Georges Duboeff Cuvee White or Red 1.5 . . . . . .$ 10.99 Sutter Home White Zinfandel 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 7.99 Bella Sera Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 Bolla Wines All Types 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 10.99 San Giuseppe Pinot Grigio 1.5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Almaden Wht Zinf, Merl, Cab, Chard, 5 Liter box$ 15.99 Banrock Station Merlot 3 Liter Box . . . . . . . . . . .$ 15.99 Yago Sangria 3 Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 13.99 Yago Sangria 1.5 Liter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 8.99

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15.

Baileys . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 25.99 Grand Marnier . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 37.99 Drambuie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Irish Mist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 35.99 Kahlua . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 21.99 Fragoli Strawberry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $32.99 Danny Devito’s Limoncello . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 20.99 Campari Aperitivo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 27.99 Sambuca Romano . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Molinari Sambuca . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 24.99 Midori . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 19.99 Disaronno Ameretto . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 23.49 Dekuyper Schnapps Peach . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Dekuyper Schnapps Apple . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99 Dekuyper Schnapps Watermelon . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$ 9.99

NEW ZEALAND / CHILEAN / AUSTRALIAN WINES

CHAMPAGNE

BIG BOTTLE VALUES

LIQUOURS

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR.

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Hampton Jitney Summer Schedule

Effective Sat., July 5 through Wed., Sept. 17, 2008 To Manhattan MONTAUK LINE

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AM LIGHT PM BOLD

SUN

Hampton Bays

5:00 6:10

East Quogue

5:05 6:15

Quogue Westhampton

5:15 6:25 5:25 6:35

Airport Connection

7:05 8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 7:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30

8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20 8:30 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 8:40 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40

4:45

5:45 6:15

7:15 8:30 10:15

4:50

5:50 6:20

7:20 8:35 10:20

5:00 5:10

6:00 6:30 6:10 6:40

7:30 8:45 10:30 7:40 8:55 10:40

4:20 5:20

6:50

7:50 8:20

4:30 5:30

7:00

8:00 8:30

9:20 10:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 12:30

To The Hamptons WESTHAMPTON LINE T AT Eastbound ‡ READ DOWN Mon Mon * thru Fri thru Sun Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St.

8:35 8:40

9:35 9:40

11:35 11:40

1:35 1:40

3:35 3:40

4:35 4:40

5:35 5:40

6:35 6:40

9:05 9:10

9:35 9:40

Manhattan / 40th St.

9:00

10:00

12:00

2:00

4:00

5:00

6:00

7:00

9:30

10:00

Airport Connection

9:20

10:20

12:20

2:25

4:25

5:25

6:25

7:25

9:50

10:20

Westhampton Quogue

10:50 10:55

11:50 11:55

1:50 1:55

3:50 3:55

6:10‡ 6:15‡

7:05 7:10

7:50 7:55

8:50 8:55

11:15 11:45 11:20 11:50

East Quogue

11:05

12:05

2:05

4:05

6:25‡

7:20

8:05

9:05

11:30

Hampton Bays

11:10

12:10

2:10

4:10

6:30‡

7:25

8:10

9:10

11:35

Only 9:30

7:20

7:50

8:50

9:35

9:50

1:55

2:35

3:35

4:05

4:35

5:05

5:50

6:50

7:20

8:05

9:05

7:00 7:05

7:30 —

8:00 8:05

9:00 9:05

9:45 9:50

10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:00 10:05 11:05 — 12:05 1:05

2:00 2:05

2:05 —

2:45 2:50

3:45 —

4:15 4:25

4:45 —

5:15 5:20

6:00 6:05

7:00 7:05

7:30 —

8:15 8:20

9:15 10:00 11:00 — 10:05 11:05

Sag Harbor Bridgehampton

— 5:05

— 6:05

— 6:45

— 7:15

7:30 —

8:00 8:15

— 9:15

— 10:00 — — — 1:00 10:00 10:15 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:15

— 2:15

— 2:20

3:00 3:00

4:00 4:30 I 5:00 4:35 —

— 5:30

6:05 6:15

— 7:15

— —

8:15 8:30

— 10:00 — 9:30 10:15 11:15

5:10

6:10

6:50

7:20

7:50

8:20

9:20

10:05 10:20 11:20 11:50 12:20 1:20

2:20

2:30

3:10

4:45

5:10

5:35

6:20

7:20

8:35

9:35 10:20 11:20

5:15• 5:40•

6:25 7:00• 6:55 7:25•

7:30 7:55

8:00 —

8:30 8:55

9:30 —

10:15 10:30 11:30 12:00• 12:30 1:30 — 10:55 — — 12:55 1:55

2:30 2:55

2:45 —

3:30 3:55

5:00 5:25

5:30 5:45• 6:30 — — 6:55

7:30 7:55

— —

8:45 9:10

9:45 10:30 11:30 — 10:55 11:55

9:50 10:35 11:35 12:20 1:20

4:45 5:10

5:10 —

Airport Connection 5:35

6:35

6:45

7:05

8:35

9:00

9:35

9:50

10:20 11:20 12:05 12:20 1:20

1:45

2:20

3:20

4:20

4:35

5:20

6:50

7:20

7:35

8:20

9:20

Midtown Manhattan 5:45

6:45

7:00

7:20

8:45

9:10

9:45

10:00 10:30 11:30 12:15 12:30 1:30

2:00

2:30

3:30

4:30

4:45

5:30

6:20

7:00

7:30

7:45

8:30

9:30 10:00 10:45 11:45 12:30 1:30

A

*

Fri Sat & B.I. Ferry Mon

A

AT

A

A *

*

*

2:35 3:05 2:40 3:10 3:00 3:30

3:35 3:40 4:00

4:05 4:10 4:30

4:35 5:05 4:40 5:10 5:00 5:30

5:05 5:35 5:10 5:40 5:30 6:00

6:05 6:10 6:30

6:35 7:05 6:40 7:10 7:00 7:30

7:35 7:40 8:00

8:05 8:35 8:10 8:40 8:30 9:00

9:05 9:35 11:05 9:10 9:40 11:10 9:30 10:00 11:30

6:20

7:20

8:20

8:50

9:20

9:50 10:20 10:50 11:20 12:20 1:20 1:50

2:25 2:55

3:25 3:55

4:25

4:55

6:25

6:55

7:25 7:55

8:20

8:50 9:20

9:50 10:20 11:50

Manorville Southampton

7:25 8:00

8:25 9:30 — 10:30 — 11:30 — — 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00

7:35 8:00

8:05 8:30

8:35 — 9:35 10:00 — 11:00 11:30 1:00 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 1:30

12:00

Water Mill

8:05

9:05 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 12:35 1:05

2:05 3:05 3:35

4:05 4:35 5:25‡ 6:05‡ 6:25‡ 6:50 7:15‡ 7:35

8:05

8:35

9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:05 11:35 12:05 1:35

12:05

Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Wainscott

8:15 —

9:15 10:15 10:45 11:15 — 12:15 12:45 1:15 — — — 11:20 11:50 — — —

2:15 3:15 3:45 2:20 — —

8:20

9:20 10:20

1:20

2:20 3:20 3:50

4:15 4:45 5:35‡ 6:15‡ 6:35‡ 7:00 7:25‡ — 4:20 — — — 6:40‡ — — 7:50 4:20 4:50 5:40‡ — 6:40‡ 7:05 7:30‡ —

8:15 — 8:20

8:45 9:15 — — 10:45 11:15 11:45 12:15 1:45 — 9:20I 9:50 10:20 — — 11:50 — — — 9:20 — — 10:50 — 11:50 12:20 1:50

East Hampton Amagansett Napeague

8:30 8:40 8:55

9:30 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 9:40 10:40 11:10 11:40 12:10 12:40 1:10 9:55 10:55 — 11:55 — 12:55 —

1:30 1:40 —

2:30 3:30 4:00 2:40 3:40 4:10 2:55 3:55 —

4:30 5:00 5:50‡ 6:30‡ 6:50‡ 7:15 7:40‡ 4:40 5:10 6:00‡ 6:40‡ 7:00‡ 7:25 7:50‡ 4:55 — 6:15‡ — 7:15‡ — 8:00‡

— — —

Montauk

9:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00

3:00 4:00

5:00

6:20‡ 7:00‡ 7:20‡

11:20

12:20

1:30 2:30 — 2:00 3:00 3:30

3:30 — 4:50‡ — 5:50‡ — 6:45‡M — 4:00 4:30 5:20‡ 6:00‡ 6:20‡ 6:45 7:10‡ 7:30

Park Slope Park Slope Boerum Hill B. Heights

Only 5:30 5:35 5:45 6:00

Manorville Southampton Water Mill Bridgehampton Wainscott East Hampton Amagansett Napeague Montauk

Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport

8:00 8:05 8:10 8:15 8:20 8:25 8:35 8:40 8:45 8:55

trips arrive approximately ‡ These 20 minutes earlier on Sat. and Sun.

These trips drop off on the Westside. Mid/Uptown Westside drop offs are: 86th St. & Central Park West, 86th St. & Broadway, 79th St. & Broadway, 72nd St. & Broadway, and 64th St. & Broadway.

the Westside. Drop offs are on 6th Avenue at the following cross streets: Bleeker St., 14th, 23rd & 32nd at the MTA stops.

Airport Connections. Hampton Jitney airport Line- These trips guarantee Sag connection stops are convenient to JFK, T Montauk Harbor passengers will never be required LaGuardia and Islip/MacArthur airports. to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee WH Line passengers will not transfer on the days noted above.

Detailed information is located in the Westbound and Eastbound notes section on the other side. trips may no longer be available on * These certain days after Wed., Sept. 3.

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This trip will not go to Manorville on Fridays.

ARRIVAL TIMES ARE ESTIMATES AND CAN VARY DUE TO WEATHER, TRAFFIC CONDITIONS, ROAD CONSTRUCTION AND DAY OF WEEK. HAMPTON JITNEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DELAYS BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

631-283-4600 212-362-8400

12:30

2:30

Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Watermill Southampton Manorville

LW Sun PM 6:20 6:30 6:35 6:45 6:50 7:00 7:25

Mon AM 5:00 5:10 5:15 5:20 5:25 5:30 5:55

Lower Manhattan

2:30

9:00

7:45

To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE (from Lower Manhattan)

Eastbound READ DOWN

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa, MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call or refer to our website to confirm schedule. DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN SERVICE: Introducing Hampton Jitney Service to and from Lower Manhattan on Friday, Sunday & Monday.

Battery Park City South End Avenue & Albany Across from Gristedes Financial District - Water St. & Broad St. - Southeast corner of Water St. and Broad St., in front of Chase Bank South Street Seaport Pearl St. & Fulton St. - East Side of Pearl Street, in front of Wendy’s

Fri PM

4:15

4:30

4:35

Peter Cooper Village 1st Ave. & 23rd St. - East Side of 1st Ave. (between 23rd & 24th), in front of Board of Education Building 4:55

CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes.

www.hamptonjitney.com

Fri PM — — — — — 12:15 12:40

READ DOWN

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT

BLOCK ISLAND FERRY CONNECTION - Ask about our convenient DIRECT service to and from midtown Manhattan/ Queens & Viking Ferry in Montauk. Departs Fri. Sat., Sun. & Mon. See trips with the above for departure times. Call or view our website for further details. To contact Viking Ferry: www.vikingfleet.com 631.668.5700.

LW This Lower Manhattan trip drops off on

7:50 8:15 8:20 8:30 8:35 8:45 8:55 9:10 9:15

Westbound

D E PA R T I N G

NORTH Fri FORK LINE PM

10:30 11:00 11:35 12:00 12:30 2:00 10:40 11:10 11:45 12:10 12:40 2:10 — — — 12:25 — 2:25

To Lower Manhattan MONTAUK LINE

ARRIV.

Fri READ DOWN PM AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Park Slope - 4th Avenue & 9th Street 5:30 Park Slope - 4th Avenue & Union Street 5:35 Boerum Hill - Atlantic Avenue & 3rd Avenue 5:45 B. Heights -Tillary St. between 6:00 Cadman Plaza East & West

8:10‡

D E PA R T I N G

DEPARTING

8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

ARRIVING

D E PA R T I N G ARRIVING

B. Heights B. Heights Park Slope Park Slope Park Slope

MONTAUK LINE

7:50 8:30 9:00 9:30 — 8:00 8:40 9:10 9:40 — 8:10 8:55N — 9:55 — 8:20 9:00N — 10:00 —

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8:30 8:35 8:45 8:50 8:55

Sun PM Only 5:40 5:50 5:55 6:00 6:05 6:10 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30

5:55

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NORTH FORK LINE

trip will not go to Napeague and N This Montauk on Tues. and Wed.

Thurs Thurs Mon Sun & & thru Fri & Sat Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Fri 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 11:00

1:35 2:05 1:40 2:10 2:00 2:30

4:10 4:15 4:25 4:30 4:35

Thurs. & Fri. (Eastbound) and Sun. (Westbound).

*

Wed Mon I Thur thru N thru Sat 7 Days Sat 7 Days & Fri 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00

9:05 9:35 10:05 10:35 11:35 12:35 1:05 9:10 9:40 10:10 10:40 11:40 12:40 1:10 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 1:00 1:30

B. Heights - Cadman Pl. & Clark St. B. Heights - Court St. & Joralemon St. Park Slope - Union St. & 4th Ave. Park Slope - Prospect Park W. & 2nd St. Park Slope - 9th St. & 4th Ave.

I These trips do not include Sag Harbor on

*

A

8:35 8:40 9:00

5:00 5:05 5:20 5:30 5:40 5:50 6:05 6:15 6:40

drop offs are 3rd & 39th, Mid/Uptown 42nd, 51st, 61st, 67th, 72nd, 79th & 85th.

T AT

8:05 8:10 8:30

— — — — — — — 2:00 —

The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday & Westbound Sunday.

A

7:35 7:40 8:00

Trip Notes Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

B

B

6:35 6:40 7:00

Montauk Napeague Amagansett East Hampton Wainscott Bridgehampton Water Mill Southampton Manorville

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service.

T ‡M

Sun READ DOWN Mon Sun ‡ Mon Wed Connection B.I. Ferry Sat Connection Sat thru ‡ Sun & ‡ Fri & thru Fri Fri Tues & thru AM LIGHT PM BOLD Fri Only Fri Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days Sat 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only 7 Days Fri 7 Days Only Sat Manhattan / 86th St. 5:30 6:30 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:30 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00

5:35 5:40 6:00

Greenport Southold Peconic Cutchogue Mattituck Laurel Jamesport Aquebogue Riverhead Tanger Outlet

A Ambassador Class Service W

9:50 10:50

6:50

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READ DOWN AM LIGHT PM BOLD

Sun PM Only

*

6:30 —

To Brooklyn BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End BROOKLYN SERVICE To East End (Eastbound) To Brooklyn (Westbound) Fri PM Only

*

6:20

4:00 4:20

10:50 11:20 11:50 12:50 1:50

*

Manhattan / 69th St. Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

ARRIVING

D E PA RT I N G ARRIV.

Sun SH• W Only Sun 7 Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days Only 9:30 — 11:00 11:30 12:30 1:30 — — 3:15 9:35 — — 11:35 12:35 1:35 — — 3:20

To The Hamptons MONTAUK LINE

See Dan’s North Fork Section for our North Fork Line Run!

MONTAUK LINE

A

5:55 6:00

Southampton Manorville

D E PA R T I N G

Sat 9:00

B

W 7 Days SH•Only B.I. Ferry Connection Thurs & W W W P.U. at Ferry W Fri 6:20 PM W I Sun & (Westside W Sun & Sat, Sun Sun Sun & Sun 7 Days Mon NOT avail.) 7 Days Mon Only Only 7 Days Mon & Mon Only 3:45 — 4:45 5:30 6:30 7:00 7:45 — 9:30 10:30 3:50 — 4:50 5:35 6:35 7:05 7:50 — 9:35 10:35

5:45

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7 Days 7 Days 5:30 6:30

W A T Sun

T

4:55 5:00

Water Mill

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Manhattan / 86th St.

Only 4:30

A

4:45

*

Sat 3:30

*

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Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… The Bronx Zoo – Sat., Aug. 23rd – Adults $65 pp. Children $55 pp. – Take a walk on the wild side at the world’s greatest zoo! See the Congo Gorilla Forest, and over 4,000 animals. Included are your General Admission, Wild Asia Monorail, Skyfari Cable Car one-way, Children’s Zoo, Congo Gorilla Forest, Butterfly Garden, Bug Carousel and unlimited zoo shuttle. Pennsylvania – National Quilt Extravaganza 2-Day Tour – Fri.-Sat. Sept. 5th-6th – $279 pp./do. – This is the east coast’s largest, most prominent textile arts event all under one roof. Over 200 vendor booths featuring everything for quilt, fiber, wearable and textile artists; workshops, lectures and demonstrations are presented by leading instructors; the finest collection of quilts, garments and wall hangings and a quilt competition with prize money. Brimfield Antique Show – Sat., Sept. 6th - $81 pp. – Affectionately known as the “Brimfield Flea Markets” is the oldest, largest and best-known outdoor show of its kind. This show began in the 1950’s with 67 dealers and now has over 6,000 dealers from all over the country. The motorcoach will travel via the Cross Sound Ferry. “The Big E” (Eastern States Exposition) – West Springfield, MA – Sat., Sept. 13th – $70 pp. – YOU ARE IN FOR A FUN-FILLED DAY! The Big E is New England’s autumn tradition and one of the largest fairs in North America. This New England extravaganza has free top name entertainment, major exhibits, The Big E Super Circus, the Avenue of States, dazzling thrill shows, agriculture, animals, rides, shopping, crafts, a daily parade plus a Mardi Gras parade and foods from around the world. Philadelphia – 2-Day Tour Highlighting National Geographic’s “Real Pirates” Exhibition (Franklin Institute) – Sat.–Sun., - Sept. 13th-14th - $376 pp./do. – See the world’s first exhibition of authentic pirate treasures recovered from the wreck of the Slave/Pirate Ship Whydah, which sank to the ocean floor off Cape Cod. There is also much more to see on this excursion – a funfilled historic Philadelphia tour and visits to Independence Hall, Christ Church and the National Constitution Center. Boothbay Harbor Maine 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., Sept. 14th-17th - $565 pp./do. – Don’t miss your chance to experience the beautiful panorama of Maine as Hampton Jitney returns for another enchanting visit. You will come to understand why Boothbay Harbor, Maine is among our favorite tours for refreshing your souls. Atlantic City Overnight – Tropicana Resort & Casino – Sun.-Mon., Sept. 14th-15th $150 pp/do. – Feeling lucky? Bring along your good fortune as you head out for a fun excursion with Hampton Jitney Tours. You may wish to indulge in the Casino, enjoy a revue show, relax on the beach or stroll along the boardwalk. Whatever your decision, you’re in for a great time! The Culinary Institute of America French Cuisine Lunch at the Escoffier Restaurant and Vanderbilt Mansion Tour – Wed., Sept. 17 - $99 pp. - Visit this beautiful campus in Hyde Park, NY and experience a wonderful meal, have time to peruse the grounds and maybe take home some incredibly delicious bakery items (very nice gift shop, too). Then you will have a tour of the Vanderbilt Mansion. Restaurant Dress Code: Business casual attire is preferred – collared shirt for men and dress or nice slacks outfit for women – no jeans or sneakers, please). (Note: See “Also Available” for another Culinary Institute Tour in November)

Autumn in the Pocono Mountains – 2-Day Tour – Sat.-Sun., Sept. 27th-28th – $405 pp./do. – Fall is breathtaking in the Pocono Mountains. We are pleased to offer you this wonderful tour filled with exciting things to do, great scenery and fine food. Take two trolley tours, see Bushkill Falls, the “Niagara of Pennsylvania”, see a performance of “Morning’s At Seven”, go on the Lackawanna Coal Mine Tour, visit the Pennsylvania Anthracite Heritage Museum and more. Lake George/Adirondack Fall Foliage – 3-Day Tour – Sun.–Tues., Oct. 5th-7th – $365 pp./do. – Come with Hampton Jitney to discover the Adirondacks. Beautiful Lake George is the setting, and your hotel is right on the Lake. Dine overlooking the lake at Club Hamilton, take a 1-hour narrated cruise on the “Queen of American Lakes”, see the 100 mile view from atop Prospect Mountain, tour Lake Placid and much more. The Outer Banks of North Carolina – 4-Day Tour – Mon.-Thurs., Oct. 13th-16th $599 pp./do. – The Outer Banks is a string of sandy barrier islands that bow out into the Atlantic Ocean and cup the shoreline. Prepare yourselves for a wonderful trip filled with a lot of sightseeing – see the many lighthouses, go to a wildlife refuge, take a ferry ride, visit quaint villages, the Wright Brothers National Memorial, an Elizabethan Garden and more. Mohonk Mountain House Resort (A Historic Landmark) – Tues., Oct. 14th (Hot & Cold Buffet Lunch included) – $115 pp. – Enjoy the top of the Shawangunk Ridge and surrounding Lake Mohonk. You’ll see thousands of acres of unspoiled scenery, including beautiful rock formations and 128 gazebos overlooking the mountains. The only structure on the virtually untouched land is the sprawling landmarked Victorian Mohonk Mountain House. You’ll also have a carriage ride around the grounds.

Also Available: NY Mets Games 8/19 & 9/14 The Big E – Sat., 09/20 “Boeing-Boeing” Show Tour – Sat., 10/4 “Lion King” Show Tour – Wed., 10/15 Tour of Grand Central Terminal & High Tea at the Waldorf – Thurs., 10/16 Fall Tour of the Hamptons – Thurs., 10/16 West Point, Purple Heart Hall of Honor and Champagne Brunch – Sun., 10/19 Vermont 3-Day Tour including Simon Pearce Glass Blowers – Sun.-Tues., 10/19-10/21 Fall Foliage in New Hampshire 4-Day Tour – Sun.-Wed., 10/19-10/22 Red Lion Inn - Stockbridge, MA – 3-Day Tour – Sun.-Tues., 11/9-11/11 “Wicked” Show Tour – Wed., 11/19 Culinary Institute Italian Cuisine Lunch & Brotherhood Winery Tour & Tasting – Thurs., 11/20

SHOW TOURS INCLUDE – Lunch or dinner (unless otherwise indicated), a Hampton Jitney professional driver, tour escort and deluxe round-trip transportation. Call for complete package details.

To Book A Show Tour Call: 631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Extension 343 to reach our Southampton office; Or dial 631-477-2862 to reach our Greenport office. We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

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Surf’s Up What’s a SportsTownLikeMontauk Without a Weekend Medical Unit? By Dan Rattiner I think it is fair to say that the village of Montauk has just gone through a complete summertime cultural transformation. It is now a surfing town. Indeed, it is probably the premiere surfing town in the Northeast, if you can believe what these kids tell you. All through the community now there are surf shops, smoothie stands, health food markets, exercise studios and surfer clothing stores. Probably one in six of the retail establishments downtown — and that community has grown by half again in the last three years — is now primarily a surf-related establishment. It is a gloriously wonderful transformation, it seems to me. It is colorful, healthy, fun and full of an energy not seen in the town since the heyday of the motel era in the 1950s and 1960s and 1970s. This is not to say that other activities don’t dominate other parts of the peninsula. Hang gliders now pretty much dominate Napeague Harbor, where the wind whips over the water between the cliffs of

Amagansett and Hither Hills. Out at Lake Montauk, in the fishing village of Montauk Harbor, fishing boats and pleasure craft dominate the scene. Montauk Harbor has, for 50 years, held the title of “Fishing Capital of the World” with more rod-and-reel world records than any other community on earth. And out toward Montauk Lighthouse, the cattle ranches dominate, with the cowboys and chuck wagons and cattle and horses.

evening, and the Chamber now offers a wide variety of evening activities. Two weeks ago, about 2,000 people were downtown enjoying a rock concert by the Nancy Atlas Project right on the town green. Montauk has re-invented itself. As with any occasion where you see a dramatic new turn of events, however, you get growing pains. One that seems to be particularly obvious in Montauk is medical help. There needs to be more of it. When you get people banging around like this, you’re going to need medical care. And at the present time, this consists of the downtown medical office of Dr. Knott, and a can-do paramedical corps that gets quickly to any scene where there is an injury. This summer, however, these groups have been overwhelmed. Last Sunday out there, an ambulance had to be called twice to Ditch Plains, the Mecca for surfing in Montauk, where people with injuries had to be transported to Southampton Hospital. It seems there is an injury in need of attention just about every week, usually on the weekend. Things are getting taken care of, but barely. The lifeguards are brave, but there are limits to what they can do. It is something to be looked into. It is not just a 15-minute ride to the Southampton Hospital from Montauk, as it is

There is an injury in need of attention just about every week. Things are getting taken care of, barely.

Dan Rattiner is the founder of Dan's Papers. His memoir, In the Hamptons: Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities is currently available wherever books are sold. It makes a great gift for houseguests.

Indeed, if you put it all together, what you come up with is that Montauk has transformed itself into a sports town. It’s competitive, straightforward, unassuming and healthy. Who could have guessed it would come to this? In many ways, the Montauk Chamber of Commerce, in particular, encourages all this activity. They’ve even enhanced it. When the sports are over during the day, there comes

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Anna Wintour and Vogue magazine have become involved in the August 9th “MANE EVENT” benefiting Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue. The event will be hosted by Steven Klein and Gwyneth Paltrow and held at West Kill Farm in Bridgehampton. Madonna is the Honorary Chairperson and Kelly Klein, Marcy Warren and Sale Johnson are the event chairs. Olympic rider Robert Dover will put on a dressage performance. Info and tickets: Linda B. Shapiro 631-329-5480 * * * Our columnist, Katlean de Monchy (“Kat’s Eye”), has launched a celebrity segment called “In a Celebrity Minute” in the Hamptons. Her first piece was at the Mamma Mia! screening with Pierce Brosnan, Katie Couric, Barbara Walters and other celebrities, and her second segment included Russell Simmons, Chace Crawford, Aretha Franklin, Michael Gelman and other bold-facers. The segment has appeared on the “E!” network, TV stations around the country and other media. To see the segment, e-mail david@nexpert.com. * * * Last Saturday, Kelly Killoren-Bensimon and Lucy Sykes-Rellie hosted summer cocktails and hors d’oeuvres at the new Mulberry store in East Hampton. Guests included Fabiola Beracasa, Robert Verdi, Euan Rellie and many more. The Mulberry “Pop-Up Shop” on Main Street has become a celebrity favorite since the opening, and seen recent visits by Nicky Hilton, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, among others. * * * Cyril Fitzsimons of the famous Cyril’s Fish House in Amagansett celebrated his 65th birthday last week with lots of guests and entertainment by an Anguillan steel band and an Emerald Society bagpipes band. Also on hand was author James Brady, who included Cyril’s adventures in his latest book, Why Marines Fight. Brady signed and sold copies of the book, proceeds of which benefited local charities. * * * Aretha Franklin, who just spent a week in Southampton before appearing at Atlantic City’s Borgata Hotel, was photographed there for the cover of her forthcoming Christmas album. The album, available October 7, is Franklin’s first one dedicated exclusively to the holidays. * * * Spotted recently in the area were Paul McCartney and Billy Joel together at a screening of The Dark Knight in East Hampton, and Madonna and Petra Nemcova visiting with (different) friends at

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BREAKING NEWS Peconic Baykeeper Opposes Reconstructed Jetties in Quogue By Tiffany Razzano Peconic Baykeeper has teamed up with Save the Beixedon Beach Group in a lawsuit against the Town of Southold’s Board of Trustees. The two groups are calling for the annulment of a permit issued by the trustees that will allow John Nickles to reconstruct two jetties that extend into Southold Bay at the entrance of Petty’s Pond located near his beachfront property in Quogue. Because of their size, the jetties will reportedly cause the erosion of downdrift beaches by interfering with the natural transport of sand. “The science regarding the effects of shoreline hardening is clear cut,” said Kevin McAllister of Peconic Baykeeper. “It adversely impacts natural shorelines that are essential

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to the overall health of our estuaries.” McAllister says that when Nickles applied for permission to reconstruct the jetties — which were last reconstructed in the 1970s and were a failure because of wear and tear from storms — the trustees had an opportunity to correct past mistakes. “Regretfully, the trustees chose, instead, to ignore the obvious, contradict the recommendations of the Peconic Estuary Program’s Comprehensive Conservation and Management Plan and mismanage public resource,” he said. The failure of the jetties in the ‘70s actually reestablished the natural transport of sand. If the jetties aren’t reconstructed, the Beixidon community beach will eventually be recovered because of that sand flow. “The Southold Town Board has recognized the poor policy of the past when modifying the

trustee administered wetlands law to prohibit these types of structures; the trustees need to follow that law,” added Matthew Atkinson, counsel for Peconic Baykeeper.

having a doctor there only four hours on Saturday and then not at all on Sunday is not a good situation. I think it would be a good idea for the powers that be in Montauk to wrap their minds around the fact that the place is now largely a sports town. There aren’t too many of them in America. But if you go to Aspen or Vail, or to Lake Placid or to the North Shore of Oahu, you will find medical help not far away. In Montauk, there could be a small paramedic facility downtown, or in a medical trailer out at

Ditch, or maybe in a room at the Playhouse or firehouse. I read last week that a killer shark was spotted off Edgartown, in Martha’s Vineyard. Three beaches were evacuated. A chopper was sent out to try to find the beast, but failed. The book Jaws was set in a beach town on Long Island “between East Hampton and Amagansett,” and the movie made from that book was filmed in the Vineyard. The shark in the movie was not real. This one was. Montauk should be prepared • for anything.

Southampton Town Green Law Passes By Tiffany Razzano Southampton Town has passed a new green law to make sure newly constructed homes and pools, as well as homes with substantial reconstruction, are more energy efficient. The Town has chosen to adopt the strictest energy-efficiency requirements in New York State — requiring solar heating for pools, imposing standards for back-up heat sources and mandating that homes of all sizes meet strict scores on the Home Energy Rating System scale. The largest homes will be hit the hardest by (continued on page 26)

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from elsewhere in the Hamptons. It is, with traffic, nearly an hour ride from Montauk. And this is not good. Meanwhile, Dr. Knott’s office is overwhelmed. You no longer can get an appointment there. You just come in and wait. And sometimes it is a very long wait. They are open 9 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. On Saturday you have to get there before they close at 12:30 p.m. And on Thursday and Sunday they are not open at all. As the big need for medical care in Montauk is on weekends,

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Peek-a-Boo Wardrobe Malfunctions, Fleeting Expletives & Improper Attire By Dan Rattiner One hundred years ago, the trustees of the Village of Southampton anguished for months about the creation of a law that would keep indecency and improper attire off the fabled streets of that fabled town. After a while, they did come up with something, which today is summarized in a series of green and white signs that stand on metal poles at the entry roads that lead into town. Everybody’s seen them. But what do they mean? They read, ALL PERSONS ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR PROPER ATTIRE ON PUBLIC STREETS.

Most people want to obey the law. And since finding out what the law is is something of a bother, they simply dress well when they go downtown. Today, Main Street and Jobs Lane are indeed filled with fashionably dressed people, for the most part. Just in case you are interested, how the law reads is this: “No person shall appear in a public street in said Village clothed or costumed in such a manner that the portion of his or her breast below the top of the areola is not covered with a fully opaque covering” and “his or her buttocks and the private or intimate parts of his or her body” must also be “covered with a fully opaque covering.” The law applies to all

parts of the Village except at the beach, and “within a distance of 500 feet of a body of water” to allow beachgoers to get to their cars in their bathing suits where, presumably, they cover themselves. So now you know. All this came to mind the other day when I read that a court decision has been made, four long years after the alleged violation, in the case of Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake and the Wardrobe Malfunction. You may recall that at the 2004 Super Bowl game, at halftime, Janet Jackson’s right breast popped out of her costume during her perform(continued on the next page)

On the Edge: LEAVE A MESSAGE WITHOUT A TRACE By Victoria L. Cooper Situation 1 You were out late last night at The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett. The last thing you remember was dancing. You wake up somewhere, to the sound of people eating lunch on the beach. It looks like Montauk. It’s 11 a.m. You were supposed to be at work two hours ago. You don’t know the person whose couch you’re on or the reason why the couch is on the beach. You need to call your boss and let him know you’re under the weather and not coming in to work today. But rather than fall victim to a massacre of awkward questions — you wise-

ly decide to leave a message instead. Solution: Slydial Situation 2 You and your partner have been dating for a few months. But it’s not the holding-hands-ina-movie-theater type of dating; it’s a modern, casual relationship. Recently, your partner has been leaving multiple Facebook messages and completely blowing up your text-message inbox. Before things move too quickly, you want to explain that perhaps you’re just not that into him or her, perhaps you’ve met someone else, or perhaps it’s just that you want to watch the Mets game tonight, alone. A mes-

sage is the way to go (and Facebook doesn’t count). Solution: Slydial Situation 3 You’ve had a really long day at work and it seems that your “to do” list is ever growing. You just remembered that it’s your friend’s birthday. You want to call her but it’s almost 11 p.m. and you’re under the one-hour mark of what’s left of her birthday. You opt not to take the chance of calling her because she’s either sleeping, partying with her good friends or waiting by her phone for the call, and prefer to (continued on page 40)


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ance on that day. Ten million people around the world saw it. People were shocked! People were enraged! It happened just at that moment when Janet Jackson and her “guest,” Justin Timberlake, were singing a hip-hop duet called “Rock Your Body,” and they got to the last line where Timberlake sings, “And I’ll get you naked before the end of this song.” As he says it, he reaches to rip the bodice over Jackson’s left breast to presumably reveal just her bra, but, whoops, instead of just the bodice, the bodice and the bra both get torn off and out pops the breast. Jackson, startled, is quick to cover herself up. And that is that. It has taken four years to get this matter through the courts. During the first year, the lawyers argued about the event itself. In the videotape of the Super Bowl, the malfunction was played over and over again to determine whether a boob was actually bared and, if so, how much. It was played in fast motion and in slow motion. The time of the exposure was 0.63 seconds. There was some ambiguity about it. It depended on where you were sitting, or whether you were watching closely. The real issue, however, was not whether the boob was exposed, but whether the nipple was. It was conceded by the prosecution that an exposure of the boob, above the nipple, happens in everyday life and all the time on TV, what with low-cut dresses and so forth and so on. Also, there are sometimes dresses that show, to a point, the underside of the boob.

Bared are both the stomach and bellybutton, and above that the underside and bottom half of the boob right up to, but not including, the beginning of the bottom of the nipple. There was no doubt that during those 0.63 seconds SOMETHING resembling a nipple was revealed. Had there been a pastie over it? There was some sort of glittery thing. After much investigation, it was ruled that the glitter was, in fact, exactly that — glitter. It was not a pastie. Chalk one up for the prosecution. During this time, I went to see a friend who had TiVoed and then kept the offending revelation for, at that point, two years. We cranked up the TV and we both looked, over and over again, at it in his living room. Personally, I thought it was a pastie. Why hadn’t somebody asked Janet Jackson? Indeed, it turned out, somebody had, but she refused to say, hiding behind the Fifth Amendment. Apparently, it was her nipple. During the second year, the subterfuge was discussed. At the time, Janet Jackson announced that this had been an accident — a “wardrobe malfunction,” as she put it. The prosecution argued vehemently that this was an actionable statement on her part, that indeed, particularly considering the lyric, “And I will get you naked before the end of this song,” it was a matter, on her part, of making fun of the American justice system. “What did she know and when did she know it?” one lawyer asked. During the third year, there was discussion

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about whether CBS should have paid the $550,000 fine that the FCC had demanded. The defense lawyers argued that paying this fine, which they did, amounted to a violation of the innocent-until-proven-guilty law. CBS was claiming they were innocent of any crime. Yet they paid it anyway. And why $550,000 rather than, say, $600,000 or $500,000? What was that all about? Sounded arbitrary to them. The discussion of CBS’s culpability spilled over into the fourth year of the case. The defense argued that although CBS had a fivesecond delay on the audio so they could bleep bad words when and if they occurred, they had not set up anything to smudge out the video. CBS argued that no “wardrobe malfunction” had ever occurred in prior performances of “Rock Your Body” by Jackson and Timberlake. So they had not made any preparations for it. And this was a live performance. They appealed to the judge to consider the “surprise” factor. They presented many instances when the FCC censors looked the other way because the offense came as a “surprise.” Football players using the word “f—k” after a bad loss was one example. The FCC let that through. Another surprise came at a Hollywood awards ceremony where, quite by surprise, hosts Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie bantered a considerable surprise of forbidden words, quite unexpectedly. These words became known as “fleeting expletives” in that case, and the judge overturned the FCC fine. They also argued that there was no collusion (continued on page 38)

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Emergency FEMAWon’t Send Hurricane Supplies Here, Then Changes Mind By Dan Rattiner A big item in the news about a month ago was FEMA’s decision to permanently cease bringing trailer-loads of perishable food to Long Island at the beginning of the hurricane season. This food had, for many years, been stored in large refrigerated warehouses for when a hurricane hit. Last year, the food didn’t show up, but the local authorities attributed it to just a regular FEMA foul-up. Now, it was June again. Local officials called Washington to find out when the trailers were coming. They weren’t. FEMA had made the amazing decision to stop sending emergency rations to Long Island

in anticipation of an emergency. Of course, there WOULD be perishable food available, but it would be at a facility at the Stewart Air Force Base in upstate New York. FEMA said that if a hurricane hit, the power went down and the downtowns got flooded, to just give them a call and they’d get that food into the back of some trucks and get it down to us in, oh, maybe a day or two. Or a week or two. You never know what with paperwork and the flood conditions and so forth and so on. But hang on. They’ll get it there. As FEMA explained, the decision to make this change was to save money. They could save quite a bit if they only had one central

refrigerated facility in the state where they stored everything instead of the 12 facilities they’d had before. There’d be only one cooling bill, only one team of guards to keep it all safe so it is there for the emergency. As you might imagine, this did not sit well with the powers that be here on Long Island. Indeed, they were so upset about it that they went down to Washington to meet with the FEMA officials, who, sometimes, are actually at their desks in the big FEMA building there, to give them a serious talking to. Didn’t FEMA stand for Federal Emergency Management Agency? Isn’t the idea that if (continued on the next page)

A CRAZY ZIGZAGGING SCHEDULE LAST WEEK By Dan Rattiner This is surely the craziest, hardest and most wonderful summer of my life. I am getting married tomorrow (August 2.) I have been busy promoting my memoir, In the Hamptons: My Fifty Years With Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities. A New York filmmaker named Dennis Lynch is making a full-length documentary about my summer in the Hamptons, and following me around with a camera every day. And I continue to write for the paper. Each of these things is very important to me. And with each of them, on occasion, there is

someplace I have to be at a particular time that is set in stone. I have to be there. And this past weekend was the granddaddy of them. Not in any particular order, they included going to a memorial for the wife of one of my longtime friends, a reading at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, an art gallery opening where I thought, because of a prior incident involving the police, there might be fireworks and I should be there to write a story about it, the Bay Street Theatre gala in Sag Harbor where Dennis wanted to do some filming, having wedding photographs taken at a Manhattan photo stu-

dio, an appearance on NBC on Sunday morning to promote the book, an “author’s dinner” at Alison Restaurant at the Maidstone Arms in East Hampton, a big gala at the Montauk Lighthouse where I planned to read a chapter of my book about the Montauk Lighthouse, and an appearance on CNBC, also to promote the book. The memoir, by the way, is doing very, very well. It got a rave review in The New York Times two weeks ago Sunday, a good review in USA Today this past Friday (although they lamented that there was not very much juicy (continued on page 44)


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you’re backing up the troops in a foxhole somewhere with boxes of ammunition and there’s a whole lot of shootin’ going on, it is better to have the ammunition in the foxhole rather than in, for example, Wisconsin? Of course, FEMA responded by pointing out their magnificent record in rushing in to take care of everybody during a disaster. They’ve won all these awards and trophies for how they handled New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. They knew what they were doing. In the end, of course, they caved. And when they did, they decided that not only would they provide disaster supplies in the location in Nassau County where they had put them before, but they would put some of them in Suffolk County, too!

One could almost hear the FEMA people walking around saying, Damn, what have we done? The hell with the budget! People were more important than a budget! We’ll figure it out! And so, the politicians and spin doctors set up a press conference on Long Island last week. Present were Congressman Tim Bishop and Senator Charles Schumer from this area, and also Suffolk County Emergency Director Joe Williams. Bishop lavished praise on FEMA. Then he had this to say: “As we have seen in the past, proper disaster preparedness is essential for Long Island. And that is why, at the request of Suffolk County, I joined with Senator Schumer in personally

pressing FEMA officials to commit to delivering these supplies. I will continue to work with local and federal officials to ensure that Long Island is prepared for any coming storms or other emergencies.” The supplies being sent to Suffolk are not perishable food items, but they are helpful other items. “This is a start,” said Williams. The supplies consist of four trailers filled with canned goods, tents, generators and flashlights and so forth that can be easily distributed to about 2,000 people in an hour or so from the depot at the Brookhaven National Lab in Calverton. The perishable food, as before, will be stored in the bi-county refrigerated facility in Mineola. All we can say is, when the food arrives, knowing what we know about FEMA, check the expiration dates on the cans. •

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the new law. While the average home of 3,500 square feet or less must get an HERS score of 84 to be considered an Energy Star home, mammoth houses — 6,500 square feet and more — must score a 95 out of 100. Despite some protest from residents, the Board of Trustees passed the legislation at its June 22 meeting. However, the board said that after some more review, necessary adjustments could be made to the law in the future. Treacherous Rip Tides on L.I. Cause Deaths, Disappearances By Evie Salomon During this past weekend of weather-related chaos, more than half a dozen people either drowned or went missing in what the National Weather Service called rip currents from “long period” waves produced by winds out of the south. Two deaths occurred in Hampton Bays. On Friday at Sand Bar Beach, police recovered the body of Gardy Pierre Jacques, 25, of Lake Grove. Jacques and friend Paul Rodden, 24, of Centereach had been standing in the water when a massive wave struck, dragging them into the undertow, and pulling them farther out to sea. While Rodden was able to swim back to shore and call for help, Jacques’s body was pulled from the water and he was pronounced dead at Southampton Hospital. Farther west, on the same day in Long Beach, two cousins, Fahad Zahidid, 22, from Valley Stream, and Osama Shafeeq, 19, from Levittown, had been playing football in the water when they were knocked over by a wave. Despite lifesaving efforts, Zahidid could not be rescued although his body was recovered, and he was pronounced dead. A vigil was held on the shores of Long Beach on Saturday as family and friends prayed for the return of Shafeeq. On Saturday in Coney Island, rescuers frantically searched for the body of Akira Johnson, 10, who was seen playing on the rocks with cousin Tyriek Johnson, 10, when riptides carried the girl off to sea. A team of lifeguards 1147131

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Going with the Flow Jellyfish Everywhere. Where’s Hitchcock When You Need Him? By Victoria L. Cooper If Alfred Hitchcock were alive today and in the Hamptons, he would certainly remake The Birds and title it The Jellyfish. Whether you think the apocalyptic “revenge of Mother Nature” theme is appropriate for the great numbers of jellyfish in East End waters, or that their presence marks just one of the many recurring cycles of the ecosystem, the fact remains that the jellies are here. Peconic Baykeeper Kevin McAllister shared his knowledge about jellyfish, also known as “the topic of the 2008 summer.” He said, “They’re not extremely mobile. They’re just jellyfish and they’re just going with the flow.”

McAllister, not surprisingly, is right. Jellyfish move relative to currents, winds and the tidal cycle at any given spot on any given day. One woman who lives on Napeague Bay in Amagansett explained, “The jellyfish are always there, in great numbers, but usually much farther out. That’s the difference now — they’re much closer to the shore.” The large numbers of invertebrates have been disrupting swimming time at day camps and have caused many swimmers to hang up their towels because of the poisonous sting. The good news for everyone is that in the past few days it seems that there are fewer culprits floating around the waters. But that doesn’t mean the

problem is over, because similar to Hitchcock’s film, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…you could be the next tentacle-wrapped victim. Following is information on the creatures in our neck of the woods. Comb Jellyfish You’ll find them in the harbors, bays and oceans throughout the entire summer. They look like little, clear, spherical-shaped blobs. With series of tiny lines or stripes going through them, comb jellies don’t have streaming tentacles, and their sting is very mild — in fact, humans and larger fish don’t feel it. One fun fact is that comb jellies are phosphores(continued on next page)

EAST HAMPTON IN A BIND, GETS A $12 MIL. BOND By T.J. Clemente The future is now for the Town of East Hampton as the Supervisor and the Board begin the process of reining in the cost of local government that has caused the State Legislature to act to secure a bond to help pay down the $12 million deficit the town faced. Supervisor McGintee’s aide Lynn Ryan said, “All departments are starting from zero, formulating their future budgets, we will maintain the status quo — no immediate cuts in employees or services.” Another goal of the budget is to keep youth programs and human services budgets intact.

However, all department heads are being asked to cut back on non-essential travel and no new vehicles are to be purchased in fiscal year 2009. Ryan said, “The surplus of the past is gone. The tax rate was low due to the surplus.” With town revenues coming from the county mortgage tax (its revenues down 42% this year), fees, and property tax it doesn’t take a genius to know that both fees and the property tax will have to go up. Common practices such as private parties at the beaches are being evaluated. While they brought in minimal revenue in fees, they cost the town big numbers in police overtime. The town, of

course, is also looking down the long dark corridor on the issue of re-assessment. The budget discussions began at the August 1 meeting, as the process begins to shape East Hampton Town business for the future, going beyond the bickering of who was or is responsible for the deficit that has captured the headlines for so many months. The fact is, compared to the surrounding areas, the tax rate of the Town of East Hampton has been low. With the majority of the taxes paid going toward the schools, and those budgets voted on by the town, the blame game cannot continue to be (continued on next page)


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cent, which means they glow at night. So if you see round, shimmering things in the water late at night, remember that they’re most likely not long-lost hidden treasure, even if their radiance is priceless. Moon Jellyfish Much larger than comb jellies, these white and clear bell-shaped jellies have over 250 tentacles and pack a mild sting. They can be found in the bays, harbors and ocean. Looking at them from above, you may see a few purplish horseshoe shapes on the top of their discs. They usually show up when the water is warmer, in August through late September. They have a very unique but predictable reproductive cycle called “budding.” So be aware of large masses of Advil or Tylenol-sized gelati-

nous capsules, because those are baby moon jellies. They drift in packs the size of a few swimming pools in length and feel like Jell-O. Although touching one or two of these gelatinous capsules will not hurt you, touching 10,000 will REALLY hurt. Lion’s Mane Jellyfish One of the largest species of jellyfish, these can be found mostly in the harbors and bays. It’s unusual to find them in the ocean, but there are always exceptions to the rule. Lion’s mane jellyfish range in color from deep magen-

ta to purple, to a light orange and tan, and are typically seen floating near the water’s surface. Although rarely fatal, their sting is painful and can cause a severe burn. Now that you can recognize these jolly jellies it’s important that you remember what a magical place the sea is. McAllister added, “People connect to our local waters in many different ways — whether it’s spiritually, or recreationally, through fishing. We should marvel at the different types of life that are present. Jellyfish are not boogiemen.”

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levied on the present government. However, with the housing slump, the energy crisis and the uncertainties of Wall Street, there is much up in the air on the economic front. Asked about the effect the town’s situation is having on the local real estate market, the unflappable Ryan said, “It’s actually the other way around. The question should be, what kind of effect is the real estate situation going to have on the town?” One thing is for certain, the future budget will be scrutinized in a way that will put an end to the finger pointing and chorus: “It’s McGintee’s fault!” Board members vying for political futures will have to be responsible for what happens. Popular board members like Julia Prince, who received large vote totals in the last election, will have to earn the trust they were given. The future budget, taxes and cuts will have their fingerprints on it. The bright light of process is now shining on board members who hid behind rationales and excuses for the budget crisis. With McGintee’s political career crippled if not ended, the liability now rests on those who plan to have a future running town affairs. This budget process is going to be their litmus test.

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managed to pull Tyriek to safety, but the rescuers were not able to reach Akira. Two blocks away, two hours later, a 35-year-old swimmer was pulled from the waves. He was rushed to Coney Island Hospital in critical condition. The majority of the deaths occurred after hours at beaches that were not manned by lifeguards. Combined with that risk is the intensity and complex nature of rip currents. The United States Lifesaving Association has issued a list of tips, explaining how to survive riptides. First, they recommend swimming only when a lifeguard is on duty. According to the Association, the risk of drowning at a guarded beach is one in 18 million. Also, if caught in a riptide, swim parallel to the beach until out of the current, then walk or swim back to shore. Another unknown fact: “muddy” ocean water is most likely an indicator of a rip current, so beware at all costs.


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Shored Up Montauk Lighthouse will be Buffered, Surfers will be Miffed By Debbie Tuma The fate of the Montauk Lighthouse is taking another turn as the Town of East Hampton has agreed to take ownership of a strip of land on which more buffering work will be done to secure a stable revetment along the base. This narrow piece of land, measuring about 500 feet long and 50 feet wide, is located around the Point, which has eroded about 180 feet toward the base of the lighthouse since it was first ordered to be built by President George Washington in 1796. This strip of land is now owned by the Montauk Historical Society, which oversees the maintenance of the lighthouse. By taking title to this strip of land, the Town

of East Hampton will not incur any cost, but the transfer of title will allow the historical society to share in the $14 million cost of the project, and negate a 68-year-old law that was preventing this project from moving ahead. Although the total cost of the work will be shared among the state and federal governments and the Historical Society, the $5 million state share was being held up due to a 1945 state regulation prohibiting a state agency from sharing the cost of shoreline protection with nongovernmental entities, such as the historical society. But by placing it into town ownership, this old ruling will no longer apply. The Montauk Historical Society has also agreed to

contribute $2 million to this erosion project, and, in addition, they will be able to cost share with the Army Corps of Engineers. Betsy White, President of the Montauk Historical Society, said she was pleased with this cooperative venture. Greg Donohue, a member of the society and the erosion control expert at the Montauk Lighthouse, said he also thought it was a “great partnership.” “We had run into technicalities from this old state law, so we couldn’t move forward with our erosion control goals as a non-federal, cost-sharing partner,” he said. “But now we are happy that the Town of East Hampton stood up and (continued on the next page)

SH WRITERS CONFERENCE: 12 MONTHS IN 12 DAYS By Victoria L. Cooper This past Sunday marked the conclusion the 33rd annual Writers Conference at Stony Brook Southampton University. And while many gatherings on the East End claim to have world-class attributes, the level of talent and promise at this conference trumps all. The conference provides a playground of inspiration and guidance for aspiring or already published authors, teachers of writing and editors via workshops, lectures, readings, small-group discussions, open mic nights and the overall creative energy on campus. As a participant, I was able to experience all the wonderful writ-

ers and teachers, and aside from all the learning and sharing, have some unforgettable fun along the way, too. As Julie Sheehan, who has lived on the East End for 12 years and is a professor of poetry at Stony Brook Southampton and winner of multiple poetry awards including the Barnard Women Poets Prize and the Paris Review Bernard F. Conners Prize for Poetry, said, “Who wouldn’t want to come here for 10 days in July?” What’s better than hanging out with a bunch of writers on Coopers Beach in Southampton and coming back to campus to hear the words of US Poet Laureate and New

York State Poet Laureate Billy Collins? It’s not surprising why this conference attracts so many people from across the country — attendees came from Georgia, Washington DC, Vermont, California, Colorado, Virginia, Texas and lest we forget, Brooklyn. Many writers were from Brooklyn. Sheehan explained the process: “And so they apply, some are admitted, and off they go, little knowing that the schedule will be so packed with useful, entertaining readings and lectures — not to mention their writing workshops — that the beach will become something of an afterthought. This is (continued on page 36)


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proper way, with slope angles and anchors,” he said. “The foundation is weak, and needs to be improved.” He said another flaw is that the over-wash could come up above sea level, and that the revetment needs to be built higher, to get slope angles into the range of 25-35 feet above sea level. But not all parties are happy about this new agreement. The Surfrider Foundation, comprised of over 50,000 surfers and others who work to protect the world’s oceans and beaches, has been opposed to the rock revetment idea all along, and favor instead the relocating of the Montauk Lighthouse further inland by the parking lot. Chris Manthey, a Surfrider volunteer of Montauk, said he thinks the proposed new revetment stabilization might not work in a big hurricane. “Similar to Hurricane Katrina, where the levies weren’t big enough to hold back the tide, this may not work here,” he said. “In the core study the engineers used in this lighthouse project was a period of time when there weren’t any major hurricanes here.” Manthey said his group also feels that putting rocks around the lighthouse cliff keeps it from eroding, but also prevents sand from replenishing the beaches further west, like Ditch Plains. “This Point is a source of sand for all beaches, and we think it would be better if they moved the lighthouse farther back so they didn’t need this revetment at all, and that these cliffs could just erode naturally,” he said. Manthey said lighthouses have safely been moved before, and that relocating the Montauk Lighthouse onto the state parkland near the parking lot would be better for everyone. “Where we can relocate structures, rather than put up walls, we should,” said Manthey. But Donohue said he thinks the Surfriders “have come up with a lot of misinformation and innuendos, and much of their claims are erroneous. They’re on a campaign to stop our erosion control at the lighthouse.” He said if the agreement between governmental agencies gets signed, it would then need a design implementation, which would cost about $1 million and take about a year to complete. Then the project would go out to bid, and altogether, it would take about three years to see the completion of the stabilized rock revetment.

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did the right thing. It was a very generous act.” Donohue, who has been diligently working on several erosion control efforts at the lighthouse for decades, explained that of the $14 million project, about half will be paid by the federal government, and they expect about $5 million to be paid by the state. The local cost share of $2 million will come from the Historical Society. Donohue said there is about 800 feet of rock revetment at the base of the lighthouse “slipping and moving about in the mud” that needs to be stabilized. “We need to correct this problem, and for the first time, get it stabilized the

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Collective Unconscious ”Outsider” Artists Work from the Inside — Out By Alison Caporimo Glassy eyes gazed upon blurs of color as guests of the Third Annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons exhibit in Westhampton steadily slipped into the subconscious. Art collectors, creators and appreciators recently gathered in the intimate Galerie BelAge to take in the emotionally driven creations that compose outsider art. Outsider artists are self-taught creators who practice stream-of-consciousness painting, drawing and construction. The two-pronged exhibit tied in a variety of media, all falling under the same creative umbrella. From cardboard-constructed dogs to gold-leaf goddesses,

the collection is an eclectic pastiche of unedited creations. Candyce Brokaw, a Quogue resident who curated the collection with Robert Deets, Anne Grgrich and Colin Rhodes, displayed her art along the gallery walls. In the art that she calls a “spontaneous stream of consciousness from my core,” Brokaw takes difficult life experiences and forces them onto her canvas, sealing them beneath layers of gold paint and tissue paper. In 1997, Brokaw founded the Survivors Art Foundation, a non-profit organization that assists disabled artists. More than an aesthetic desire, Brokaw’s art is a beautiful purgation. “Art became my compulsion,” Brokaw said. “I

used to only paint lying on my stomach on my bed. I felt grounded there. But now I’ve moved from lying on the bed to sitting on the floor.” Marking this progression as an evolution in her comfort with the art medium, Brokaw’s artistic process has developed along with the art itself. Now focused on gold-leaf figures, Brokaw has experimented with pen-and-paper creatures, and spent a long time with her dot collection. “I’m having dot withdrawal,” Brokaw stated, referring to past work that involved intricate images composed of small dots. Also on display is the work of Anne Grgich, a fellow curator and artist, who employs wood, (continued on the next page)

SEEKING THE SURREAL AT SCOPEHAMPTONS By Marion Wolberg Weiss Believe it or not, art fairs are a lot like film festivals: an abundance of things to see and experience; an overload of visual material bombarding the senses; the participation in a special world showing off what’s new and different, good and bad. Even so, sometimes there’s no escape. Luckily, that wasn’t the case at this year’s ScopeHamptons. The spatial arrangement of the exhibits gave viewers room to breathe and appreciate the work, which is a good sign as far as the dynamics of aesthetics are

concerned. And spectators didn’t feel the pervading congestion that people experience from the East End traffic. In a nutshell, ScopeHamptons, at least for this critic, was an enjoyable event, made more interesting when the focus became to specifically seek out surreal, ambiguous art works. First stop was East Hampton’s Salomon Contemporary Gallery where Darius Yektai’s “Untitled Landscape” and “Untitled Reflection” presented striking settings of both mysterious and mythic themes, the

abstraction lending itself to dysfunction and imbalance. Such an ambience is one we have come to expect from Yektai, manifesting itself in diverse media. Is his cosmic vision one of the past or the future? Or perhaps the present? Another local artist, Andrea Cote (represented by Dallas’ Pan American Art Projects) provided a surreal perspective of the female figure with arresting etchings and aquatints. While Cote’s figures get lost in the web of her spider-like lines, we’re not sure if her (continued on page 34)


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the 1950s and ‘60s, but there’s the subtle idea that their identity has already been defined even at an early age. Zeng Jianyong’s ink and watercolor portraits of children at New York’s Eli Klein Fine Art Gallery also address what is not seen but sensed instead. The artist’s youngsters are wide-eyed, thoughtful and a bit sad, as if they are expecting disaster at any minute. Yet according to their uniforms, they are “head of the class,” and should be looking forward to a bright future. Again, like Speers’ photographs, there’s a sense of finality about these children’s lives.

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what we call a ‘good’ problem, and many conferees had it.” As far as the faculty is concerned there were a few first-timers including Nobel Laureate Derek Walcott and flash fiction guru Amy Hempel, and, of course, many of the usual suspects, such as Alan Alda, Roger Rosenblatt, Marsha Norman, Melissa Bank, Matt Klam, Frank McCourt, Meg Wolitzer, Hilma Wolitzer, Ursula Hegi, Carol Muske-Dukes, 2008’s Pulitzer Prize winner in poetry, Phillip Schultz and Billy Collins. This year, however, some new things were offered. First there was the food. Creative dinner options with green, yellow and red stickers marked menu options educating diners about which food options were the healthiest, and which to eat in moderation. From range-free chicken quesadillas to Japanese coleslaw there was something for everyone. Then there was yoga. Emily Weitz, conference attendee and writer of Dan’s Papers’ “Inspirations” column, taught complimentary yoga classes designed specifically to help writers clear their minds so they could face the open page with freedom and attention. Weitz is educated in the Anusara style and teaches at many yoga studios in the Hamptons. Then there were the electives. Want to learn how to write about sex? Elizabeth Benedict, author of five critically acclaimed novels, was able to offer a few power plays in her craft lecture. What about dark humor? Gahan Wilson, “master of the

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Sheehan noted, “It’s an intellectual safe haven from the sometimes frenzied commercial pressures writers face, and East End writers, despite their national reputations, need it just as much as anyone else. The writers conference and MFA program also provide a home for The Southampton Review, the literary magazine which just launched its third issue, and opportunities for area authors.” Melissa Bank, my workshop professor and author of The Wonder Spot and the bestselling The Girls’ Guide to Hunting and Fishing, noted why the writers conference is such a wonderful opportunity for the creative East End community, “As a writer, you spend a lot of time by yourself in a room, usually staring at a blank page or screen; the conference offers not only a reprieve from that isolation but a real sense of community — an enormous amount of goodwill, dedication, intelligence and inspiration.” Bank has lived in Sag Harbor for over 10 years. Matt Klam, short-story writer, Guggenheim fellow and winner of various awards including the O. Henry award, said, “This is the seventh year that I’ve taught at the conference. Just when I think I’ve seen it all, I’m proven wrong. It’s profound.” Besides the enormous amount of talent that the conference recruited and the nightly open mic readings, creative improv and walks down Old Montauk Highway to Tiderunners Sports Bar, the most magical day by far was the last. The 120 participants got up behind the microphone and read their best work — with a large range in voice, literary style, taste and subject the readings were marvelous. Robert Reeves, founding director of the Creative Writing MFA Program at Stony Brook Southampton and director of the Southampton Writers Conference, said, “Once again, we seemed to have packed about 12 months into 12 days. Each conference develops its own identity, and what was most striking about this one is the sheer number of talented writers who participated in the workshops. For example, we had two workshops in poetry, one taught by Nobel Laureate Derek Walcott and another by US Poet Laureate Billy Collins. Both Walcott and Collins report that these workshops attracted the strongest group of poets they have ever taught. We must be doing something right.”


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Who’s Here By Susan M. Galardi “I thought it was incredible — a brilliant idea,” said Nora Ephron, referring to Ilene Beckerman’s best-selling book Love Loss and What I Wore. “I wish I thought of it. Although if I had written it, it would have been called Love Loss and What I Ate.” Does the brilliant screenwriter, journalist and author Ephron ever not have a comeback? Doubtful. This acerbicwitted social commentator and satirist, who wrote the book I Feel Bad about My Neck and the blockbuster, Academy Award-nominated films When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, and Silkwood seems to think about everything, dissecting topics with a wry, laser sharp insight. Ephron, who has been coming to the East End since 1966, and her sister Delia have written an “evening” that was inspired by Beckerman’s book. A staged reading of their play, Love Loss and What I Wore, will be presented Saturday, August 2 at the Bridgehampton Community House. The cast, directed by Karen Carpenter, is a dream team for an Ephron effort, featuring master comic actors Linda Lavin and Kathy Najimy. “I’m very excited about the cast,” said Ephron. In her long, tremendously successful, high profile career, starting as a journalist for The New York Post and through her more current roles as producer/director, Ephron has written everything from essays to films to fiction and nonfiction, including the book and screenplay Heartburn, based on her marriage to and divorce from Carl Bernstein, Washington Post journalist of Watergate/Deep Throat fame. While many writers are comfortable in only one genre, Ephron moves effortlessly among them which allows her to develop an idea without restriction, which means that a concept that screams theatre doesn’t have to be forced between the covers of a book. “With some ideas, you just know,” she said. “With others, you think, ‘God, what is it?’ If it does turn out to be a book, you say ‘Forget it.’ Ilene’s book obviously isn’t a movie — it has no plot. But when I first read the manuscript I fell in love with it. I suggested to Delia that we make it not a play, but an evening.” Beckerman’s book tells the story of the author’s own life through the clothes she wore — a Brownie uniform, Diane Von Furstenberg

Nora Ephron Writer wrap dress, prom dress, wedding gown. That inspired device, as well as the subject matter told from a very female point of view, had Nora Ephron written all over it. But turning art and copy into a night of living, breathing theater may seem daunting (but then, Maira Kalman

“It’s shockingly interactive,” said Ephron. “You immediately start thinking of everything you wore.” The result is a compilation of hilarious stories from many women – similar to the format of Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues. In addition to creating an evening, Ephron had her own agenda for expanding the concept of the book. “One reason I wanted to do it, secretly, was that I’d written the essay ‘I Hate My Purse,’” she said. “I knew it was a monologue when I wrote it. This was a perfect way to work it in to a theatrical evening.” The play delves into clothingrelated issues like colors. “We have this pathetic obsession with the color black. I mean how many black turtleneck sweaters can you have?” said Ephron. Discussing how “a good color for you” can change for a person over time, this writer mentioned that, while black was a great color earlier in life, it now evokes images of an Italian widow sweeping a stoop. “Do you have grey hair?” asked Ephron. “Because if you have grey hair and wear black you will definitely look like an Italian widow.” The play also explores the challenge of throwing clothing away, calling to mind a line from stand up comic, Michelle Balan, who said, “I look in my closet and think ‘I just might need that gold lame dickey some day.’” Ephron urged including that line in this story, even though she didn’t pen it — the sign of a true collaborator. In fact, she has successfully played well with others, including Delia, on many projects. With her sister, she has acted as producer/director, and co-wrote Mixed Nuts, and You’ve Got Mail. While collaborating with a sibling would seem to be a double whammy for many creative types, Ephron revels in the arrangement. “I find it very easy to work with Delia because she is hilariously funny,” said Ephron. “We share about one-half a brain — grew up in the same place, we share a lot of the same references. And we’re both obsessed with what we’re having for lunch.” Delia and Nora are just two of four writer sisters, born and raised in New York, daughters of screenwriters Henry and Phoebe Ephron, whose writings include Carousel, Take Her, She’s Mine, and There’s No Business Like Show Business. It begs the question of whether the ability for writing is learned or inborn. “I have no idea if it’s environment or heredi-

“With some ideas, you just know. With others, you think ‘God, what is it?’ If it does turn out to be a book, you say, ‘Forget it.’” transformed Strunk and White’s straightforward grammar guide, Elements of Style, into a wry and whimsical illustrated book.) The Ephron sisters used the book, Love Loss, for its content and as inspiration, reaching out to friends for more stories.

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and the FCC, in his opinion, had overreacted in the size and scope of the fine considering other fines for similar matters elsewhere. He also pointed out that many of the 140,000 letters of outrage that were received by both the FCC and CBS were duplications, obviously written as part of some organized campaign to make it appear that more people were outraged than there actually were. And with that, he dismissed the case, and ordered that the $550,000 fine collected by the FCC be returned to CBS and its affiliates, with interest. Experts in analyzing this boob decision said they were not surprised by it, but they cautioned that this does not mean that the pendulum of popular opinion about carnal display would return to the heady days of the 1960s

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ty. It’s like, try to avoid your destiny. But there’s no question that our parents were writers and wanted us to be writers. They taught us how to tell a story, preferably a funny one — it was definitely the way to get their attention. It must have worked, they have four daughters, count them, that are writers,” said Ephron, who went on to further dissect the topic of nature/nurture. “But I think about those twins who are raised separately but it ends up that as adults they both own Corvairs and married women named Jane. I wonder if their sense of humor is the same.” Ephron has continued the family tradition of writers with son Max, a singer/songwriter; and Jacob, a staff writer at Fairchild. She has married three writers (in succession) including Dan Greenburg and journalist Bernstein. She currently lives in New York with screenwriter Nicholas Pileggi, her husband of more than 20 years. (In the book, Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure by Larry Smith, Ephron wrote: “Secret to Life, Marry an Italian’) It was the marriage to Bernstein that was most notorious for many reason, including her discovery of his affair with a mutual friend, British politician Margaret Jay. The event inspired Ephron’s novel Heartburn, which later became a film starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep. For years after the divorce, Ephron would blatantly reveal to anyone who asked (and to many who didn’t) the identity of Deep Throat. However, no one seemed to care. “No one was interested in who Deep Throat was – they were only interested in their own theories of who he was,” said Ephron. “So Mark Felt was merely my theory.” It seemed incredible that no one would give Ephron’s revelation the weight it deserved. She took that fact, as she has most others, with the proverbial grain of salt. “I guess I’m not the sort of person you take seriously,” she said, “I have to accept that about myself.”


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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner By David Lion Rattiner If you haven’t seen the new Batman movie, stop what you are doing right now and go see it. No, wait, don’t do that. Finish reading this column, THEN go see it. I’m still a little shaken after the movie experience I just had while watching The Dark Knight. I went into the movie with incredibly high expectations because of all the positive reviews and hype. Ninety-nine percent of the time that I do this, I end up walking out a little bit disappointed because my expectations were too high. This had me worried about going to The Dark Knight. I can tell you this, even when going into the movie with the highest of expectations, you walk out in a stunned state of mind. There is so much to it, both big and small. You can make points about The Dark Knight on as small a scale as, “That was a really cool fight scene” to “Did you notice the parallelism of Batman stopping a criminal from being tortured and Guantanamo?” It is a big, big movie. In hindsight, quite possibly the most amazing scene in this movie for me was when I found myself completely captivated with an audience of 100 people. It was a car scene in which the Joker is chasing down Harvey Dent and Batman is trying to stop him. Pretty runof-the-mill, right? Well, not really. This entire chase scene is done without any music, and the rawness of Heath Ledger’s Joker is mesmerizing. He is so sloppy and human as a criminal,

using deliberate acts of rage as he shoots out at the car with various weapons. The audience and I were completely sucked in as we tried to process as best we could what we were seeing. Heath Ledger in this movie is not Heath Ledger. He is The Joker. While watching his portrayal, you really got the sense that Ledger is actually a psychopath simply playing up a role that was offered to him. Where this came from is beyond me. I’ve seen other movies he’s done and was never impressed by his acting. And in general, I am not impressed by actors. Probably the only time I was ever captured by an actor was when Tom Hanks played Forrest Gump. Heath brings the Joker to that level. On top of that, the Joker as a character is remarkably interesting. He is a criminal for the sake of being a criminal and by the middle of the movie, you understand him. There is so much more to be said. The tool that Batman uses to track down the Joker can

target anybody in the world that uses a cell phone. Batman’s right-hand man explains to him that this is too much power for one man to have, which brings you right into the wiretapping debate as Batman moves forward to use the tool, and then destroys it in the end so that it is never used again. Another scene that just completely blows you away is when two bombs are planted on large ferries, one filled with regular people, the other filled with convicted criminals. At midnight both ferries will blow, but only one will blow if somebody on the ferry decides to turn a key that will blow up the other. The whole time this drama goes down, you wonder to yourself what you would do, and you panic because it is hard to tell how you would handle something like this. The writers could have blown up both ferries; they could have had the convicts blow up the good people, or vice versa, and it would have been a good scene. But they didn’t. They showed that people in general are still good people, even in such situations. And it completely messes with your head, but in a very good way because it shows hope. I can’t get enough of that huge trombone that belts out the Batman theme. I can’t get enough of this movie. God bless Warner Bros. for bringing back an epic as big as The Matrix, and my hat is off to the filmmakers in show business that have made this summer such a fun time to be at the movies.

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WHB ANG Base Gets Cash, Goes On By Ian Stark th The 106 Rescue Wing of the ANG (Air National Guard) welcomed Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton and Congressman Timothy Bishop to the Francis S. Gabreski Airport in Westhampton Beach on Saturday to announce that funding was secured for critical improvements to their aging facilities. The two representatives used the opportunity to both compliment the rescue wing on its past achievements, and to reassure the guardsmen that closure proceedings have been staved off for the time being. Wing Commander Col. Mike Canders provided background on his storied outfit, the oldest unit in the ANG, that has provided continuous service since 1908. This unit has achieved the longest over-water rescue mission in American history, and was not only the first ANG wing on hand at the World Trade Center tragedy on September 11, but was also responsible for finding the last survivor extracted from the rubble of the collapsed towers. Canders said the 106th has tripled in size since the 9/11 attacks, and has recently served in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as providing vital efforts in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina – saving over 300 lives in the process. However, the base still uses training facilities that date back to the 1950s, and “are inadequate for optimal training.” It was for that reason,

through the federal government’s Base Realignment and Closure (BRAC) proceedings, that the base at Gabreski faced a likely shutdown in 2005. Canders said that, through the efforts of many local and New York State representatives, the expected closure three years ago had been avoided and the funding for necessary improvements had finally been secured, acknowledging Bishop and Clinton for their support. Bishop said, “It was just three or four years ago that we were fighting for the very existence of this base…and I’m honored to join Senator Clinton as well as representatives from both sides of the aisle to see to it that we kept this base right here where it belongs, on eastern Long Island.” Senator Clinton praised the guardsmen, stating that if she and Bishop “hadn’t been able to point to the record of the 106th, the case [for funding] couldn’t have been made.” She called Bishop a “great ally and friend” and a “tremendous advocate for his district here in Suffolk County.” “Last year, $8.4 million was secured for funding for Phase I of the new pararescue facility …the case was made and Congress is responding….[the 106th is] now on the brink of receiving approval for the final phase of construction — $7.5 million dollars,” said Clinton, calling the achievement a “labor of love.”

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in Springs 1-2 P.M. — DRIVE TO MATTITUCK VIA SHELTER ISLAND FERRIES 2-4 p.m. — Read “Jim Jenson” chapter at Martha Clara Vineyards in Mattituck 4-6 P.M. — DRIVE TO MONTAUK LIGHTHOUSE 6-7 p.m. — Attend gala on the lawn of the Lighthouse and read “Saving the Montauk Lighthouse” chapter 7-8 P.M. — DRIVE TO SAG HARBOR 8-10 p.m. — Attend gala on Long Wharf to benefit the Bay Street Theatre 10:15 p.m.–12:30 a.m. — TAKE JITNEY TO MANHATTAN SUNDAY 6 A.M. — TAKE TAXI FROM APARTMENT TO ROCKEFELLER CENTER 7-8 a.m. — “Sunday Morning” on NBC 8-10 A.M. — HIRED CAR TAKES ME FROM MANHATTAN TO WESTHAMPTON BEACH 11 a.m. — Read “George Plimpton” chapter at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center 12-2 p.m. — Lunch with John and Joanna Roland in Westhampton Beach 2:20-4:30 P.M. — TAKE JITNEY FROM

WESTHAMPTON TO MANHATTAN 5 p.m. — Wedding Pictures in Manhattan MONDAY 10 a.m.-12:40 p.m. — TAKE JITNEY TO BRIDGEHAMPTON 1 p.m. — Proofreading at Dan’s Papers The thing that most bothered me about this schedule was the going back and forth and back and forth between New York and the Hamptons two hours away, sometimes on the same day. I think it’s a “guy” thing. “It wouldn’t bother me,” my fiancée said. “You have plenty of time to get from place to place.” “But there’s all this zigzagging.” “So?” “That doesn’t bother you?” “No. Don’t even think you’re going back and forth. Or just think of it as if it were a straight line. You go east halfway from Manhattan to Westhampton and then continue on after Westhampton, still going east, back to Montauk.” “But it isn’t.” “If you were a woman you would understand this.” •

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By T.J. Clemente Since 1925, the Candy Kitchen Ice Cream Parlor and Eatery in Bridgehampton has been a beacon, a low-key place to have a cup of coffee or read the paper while having breakfast, lunch, a snack, or some of their famous homemade ice cream. Serving the local community with this vital service, the Candy Kitchen has stood up to good times and bad over and over again, and remained the same hub on the corner to all. The swivel stools at the white Formica countertops have seated local regulars along with the likes of Howard Hughes, Truman Capote, Bette Davis and so many other personalities of yesteryear who have have stopped in for a coffee since legendary founder George Starvropoulos opened the restaurant’s doors to the Bridgehampton community. During the roaring 20s patrons could have a coffee and read about the exploits of President Calvin Coolidge in the morning papers. Those headlines over the years have covered the Depression, World War II and the presidencies of Eisenhower, Kennedy, Nixon, Johnson, Clinton and two Bushes. For the last 28 years the keeper of the flame at the historic Candy Kitchen has been present

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owner Gus Laggis, who seems to know everybody as if they all went to grade school together. His nod hello is a ritual that still makes small-town America so special to this day. Other friendly staff members include “Cookie,” a waitress whose been there perhaps as long as 30 years, and Amanda Lee, a waitress still in her teens, who, in her blue Candy Kitchen teeshirt and white apron, continues the tradition of local youths 83 years in the making. Behind the counter and still standing at attention are the old-fashioned stainless steel blenders capable of making three malts at a

time. The glasses are stacked the way they have been since Starvropoulos opened the place, as are the metal ice cream dishes. The six-sided white tiles on the floor have stood the test of time as patrons have shuffled to the padded white booths. The hanging sign listing available ice cream flavors has been there forever. I was in there as a child with my father, and as a father, have taken my children there, as well. Almost everybody has stood in front of that ice cream counter and watched their selected flavor scooped into a cone or cup with wide eyes, anticipating the cold sugar blast of homemade ice cream on a hot summer day. It is as American as the Fourth of July, but celebrated every summer day, not just once a year. At the Candy Kitchen there is a back room where families and groups gather to have breakfast or late afternoon lunches. Although it doesn’t have the same feel as the rectangular front room that is right out of a Norman Rockwell cover, it’s still cozy and has the feel of Americana 101. The food at the Candy Kitchen is consistent, served hot and quickly, and never disappoints. So many Hamptons vacation mornings have started there over the years, as (continued on page 51)

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Southampton Takes Big Steps toward Workforce Housing By T.J. Clemente From misfortune comes opportunity and never was that more true than in Suffolk County’s 72H Land Transfer Program, which in effect takes properties seized for non-payment of county taxes and turns them into affordable housing for families of four whose income is under $77,773. In the Town of Southampton, 46 such sites have become available from the county, but only 21 are suitable for housing. Four of those are ready for immediate action concerning finding qualified owners or renters. With low income housing a priority for both the Town and Village of Southampton, actions are being taken in both arenas. Much was made of the appearance of former Southampton Town Supervisor Patrick Heaney at a recent Town Board meeting, his first since being replaced by Supervisor Linda Kabot. Attending the meeting as commissioner of Suffolk County’s Department of Economic Development and Workforce Housing, Heaney presented the town with his views on the immediacy with which the 21 properties should be acted upon. Supervisor Kabot concurred, acknowledging the town’s need for affordable housing and calling the situation a housing crisis. She reportedly stated that “the onus is on us [the town] to get it done. We need to get shovels in the ground.” The town’s Housing Authority Director John White is actively working on achieving this goal. If the Housing Authority is unable to do it all on its own, there are reports that White is

open to cooperation from The Long Island Housing Partnership, The Community Development Corporation of Long Island, the Southampton Business Alliance Housing Initiative and Habitat for Humanity. The board is also looking into options to make home ownership possible with lower rates for mortgages. In the Village of Southampton, Board member Bonnie Cannon’s pursuit of a Village workforce housing trust is within sight. Cannon’s plan would address the issue of affordable housing and assist qualified town residents in need. Cannon, who has been a champion for minorities and the poor for her entire career, stressed that this is not a handout, but a way to fulfill an important void in housing supply.

Now, she has convinced the board to take action on creating the fund — one of its main goals is to provide “no interest or low interest loans to first time home buyers who live and/or work in the village.” On the Town level, there is a time limit for development of the county seized properties under the 72H Program. There are two deadlines: March 2009, and the fall of 2009 — with extensions possible and most likely. Heaney reportedly told town officials that grant money may be available to Southampton as it was for the towns of Huntington and Brookhaven. With the price of rentals high in Southampton, all of these developments are good news for the town and the village.

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First Time Homebuyers Get Break from CPF – Up to $8K for the Town of East Hampton said that the original tax, “was never really meant to tax first time buyers, and the new rule is a good thing.” (Assemblyman Thiele deserves to be applauded for this feather in his cap.) While there will be mortgage help to new buyers under the First Time Buyer exemption, strict financial disclosure systems will be in place to insure no one incapable of owning a home slips through the process.With the new official bank rate for “Jumbo” home mortgages officially reaching 8%, the effect on Hampton’s real estate is not as favorable. A Jumbo home mortgage as defined by FNMA (Federal National Mortgage Association), presently starts at around $300K and goes up to around $730K. Although nationally, these loans are not given out regularly, due to Hamptons home prices, they are part of almost every deal out here. Melissa Cohn, founder of Manhattan Mortgage, said, “If you shop around there are still banks that offer Jumbo 30-year fixed rates mortgages at 6.75%.” However, Cohn added, “No income, no doc — all those loans are gone. Banks are going back to the business of lending the old fashioned way, which will clean up the market place.” But will this affect sales? One real estate agent who preferred not to go on record said, “Yes. It kills deals with those who probably weren’t qualified but were willing to try and speculate when the market was rising quickly. Now there is just

no way, so only the solid buyers are buying — mostly on their terms. But solid buyers don’t put in ridiculous insulting offers, which is good.” So as the summer season hits its high point, these developments will have both a positive and sobering effect. First time buyers whose time has come to buy a home to raise their families are poised to find a great deal, and will not have to pay that 2% CPF transfer tax. Buyers who are looking for big time summer homes may be paying more for financing, and maybe they can afford it. And for those whose incomes are not so easily documented and want to buy, tougher times are ahead. It’s like the saying, “Things are never as good as they seem when things are going good, and things are never as bad as they seem when things are going bad.”

Amended CPF Rules Now Law Governor Paterson signed into law new amended rules on how CPF funds can be used by towns to purchase lands and administer the lands and buildings on the acquired properties. Wilson, reading the actual signed document for the first time, acknowledged there were some language changes from what was agreed to at meetings he attended. But he felt the changes were minimal and generally in line with what Cabot and McGintee had signed off on. McGintee’s office had told this reporter they believed they received 99% of what they wanted in the new agreement.

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Amagansett Twins Release Olympic Documentary By Tiffany Razzano Identical twins and filmmakers Lisa Lax and Nancy Stern are preparing for the release of their Olympic documentary, Let It Out: The Movie, which was made for Kleenex, an Olympic sponsor, and based on their advertising campaign of the same name. Among those included in the film are Mary Lou Retton, Mia Hamm, Michael Johnson, Jackie Joyner-Kersee and Mike Eruzione. “We interviewed over 75 people and it was tough figuring out a powerful weave to the story,” said Lax. “But we’ve been lucky because it really works. It’s emotion-filled. It’s not only real and raw, but I think it’s an entertaining 45 minutes.” Because of their experience in sports television — Stern worked as a producer for ABC’s Wide World of Sports, while Lax worked for NBC and between the two of them, they’ve covered six Olympics and have 16 Emmy awards – the most difficult part was retelling stories they’d already encountered at other points in their careers. “It was interesting because in 20 years in the business, we’ve met famous athletes and celebrities and we told many of these same stories before,” Stern said. “It was a challenge to make it fresh.” This time around they found themselves filming real and intimate moments they wouldn’t have normally gotten the chance to see or hear on network television — for example, the interview of Eruzione, captain of the U.S. hockey team that won the gold medal in

the 1980 Olympics. According to Stern, his father showed up, creating a “really warm and heartfelt” segment. The film also features an intimate interview with the wife of Muhammed Ali, who was the final person to light the torch at the Atlanta Olympics. “She talked about how he was shaking, from Parkinson’s Disease, trying to light it,” Lax said. “It was overwhelming for him, but then he realized how much everyone adored and appreciated him.” Some developments happened along the way. When they interviewed Al Joyner, an Olympic gold medalist and coach, he talked so much about his sister, Joyner-Kersee, it was obvious to Lax and Stern that they needed to have that

segment as well, although they hadn’t planned to interview Joyner-Kersee. Let It Out will premiere on August 11 exclusively for the U.S. Olympic team that will compete in Beijing, China in August. On August 13, 25 theaters across the country (including one in New York’s Union Square) will show the film for free for one night only. On August 14, the film can be viewed online at letitout.com. “It’s an interesting distribution plan,” Lax said. This isn’t the first project that the twins, who grew up in Port Washington and currently split their time between Amagansett and Englewood, N.J., have worked on together. In 2002, after leaving their network positions, they formed their own production company, Lookalike Productions. They immediately got to work on Emmanuel’s Gift, a critically acclaimed documentary about a disabled cyclist from Ghana. Though they’ve spent much of their time focusing on Let It Out: The Movie, their short film about Jason Dunham, the first marine to be awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions in Iraq after he died trying to shield others from a grenade, will be featured in the L.A. Short Film Festival and the Palm Springs International Festival of Short Films in August. “Our background and passion is sports and filmmaking,” Lax said. “But our passion is all about what the best stories are. They’re happening every day — we’re kind of picky about what we shoot.”

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made mogul even made sure to acknowledge his mother, Janice Combs, who was sitting in the crowd. “I just want to thank my mother, because she instilled that can’t-stop, won’tstop spirit in me.” Combs had several fans in attendance, several of them wondering if he planned to host his annual White Party this season, which has become a summer tradition for some out East. I asked Combs firsthand, and he smiled and then replied, “No. Not this year. I’m taking a break. I’m working.” Yet, you never know with Combs and his “can’t-stop, won’t-stop” way of life. With that motto, anything is possible. Keep the dream alive! Until next week — Life is short, you only live once, so party on! Entertainment & Feature Correspondent, Director, Writer and Executive Producer Gina Glickman can be seen on Tuesdays, Thursdays and weekends starring on News 12 Long Island’s “What’s Hot in the Hamptons.” Log onto Hamptons.com for more celebrity action with Gina, on her “Main Street” series. ginaglickman.com

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have spring, winter and fall days for so many of the locals whose short walk to the corner to get a paper, eggs and coffee is a daily ritual. Seeing neighbors greet each other with a nod, a smile, or just an acknowledging glance, is what community is about. Of course, like all Hamptons establishments in the “season,” the Candy Kitchen has moments, like on Sunday mornings, when it hums at full capacity. On those days, the restaurant is filled with the sounds of a busy breakfast place — people talking, forks hitting plates and coffee being sipped. But this is when the seasoned hands and eyes of Laggis come into play. He oversees the business like a maestro of an orchestra, conducting his staff almost without ever saying a word. The Candy Kitchen’s neon signs (now banned from new establishments), along with the stained glass windows, which were crafted by famous Sag Harbor artist Romany Kramoris long ago, are inviting reminders of yesteryear. Indeed, the Candy Kitchen is the “time machine” of Bridgehampton. It is located on the southeast corner of Route 27 and George Starvropoulos Way, and as thousands of people drive by every summer, it actually greets them like an ambassador to the Hamptons, something it has done since people still rode horses into town. The Model Ts, the Woodys, the Tbirds and the convertibles of summer, as well as the Jitneys, have all paraded past the Candy Kitchen, and basked in its local warmth.

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mal and nature-inspired forms. Bella Christ, from Mattituck, is also showing her work for the first time at the outsider exhibit. Christ depicts simple, yet sensual female forms embracing one another. The clean silhouettes of the women captures their connection while the minimalist form does not hide the white paper beneath. “I use line drawing to express the eroticism and sensuality of a woman’s body,” Christ said. “I draw for other women because each woman will make her own connection with the figures.” In addition to presenting paintings and sculpture, the Outsider Art exhibit will feature The North Sea Poetry Scene. A small room in the gallery is dedicated to local poets and their

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own expressive media. Tammy Nuzzo-Morgan, the executive director and a poet of the North Sea Poetry Scene, introduced her poets to specific pieces that she felt would inspire them. “I know my poets,” Nuzzo-Morgan said. “I married my poets with certain pieces, or told them to write on the freedom of being a poet.” This instruction yielded a varied collection of poems that add a literary component to the visual artwork in the gallery. Victoria Cooper, an Amagansett native and local poet, will be reading at the gallery with the North Sea Poetry Scene on August 9. “Painting and writing are both such fluid forms of artistic expression,” said Cooper. “We all view the world in drastically different ways, but we can relate to each other through art.” That is the point of outsider art — a point that is clearly made in Galerie BelAge. “There is such a great vibe,” Christ said, “Everyone is just happy to be here.” Local art lovers have certainly noticed the amazing things happening within this small gallery. “Half of the pieces on display are already sold,” Brokaw stated. “There has never been anything like this in all of Long Island.”

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GORDIN’S VIEW BARRY GORDIN

Photo Page Editor: Maria Tennariello

WATERMILL CENTER SUMMER GALA The 15th annual Watermill Center Summer Gala called "Marlene Dietrich in Dr. No Ludovico Clinic" included a live and silent auction, performances, art installations and dinner. The worlds of theater, art, fashion, design and society turned out in decadent chic attire for an edgy evening of outrageous fun that has become a highlight of the summer season.

Robert Wilson, Mickey Straus

Alan Wise, Kim Cattrall

Dan Rattiner, Somers Farkas

Layout Design: Joel Rodney

Lisa Perry, Samantha Perry

Sara Herbert Galloway, Kevin Berlin

Kate McGarrigle Wainwright, Sharon Bush, Rufus Wainwright

Vered, Leila Straus

Tony Ingrao, Ruth Appelhof

Gina Glickman, Jorn Weisbrodt

Rob Wussler, Lisa de Kooning, Matko Tomicic, Amy Schichtel

Jackie Rogers

Josh May, Erika Sumner, Paula Quijano

HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE The 2008 Hampton Designer Showhouse to benefit Southampton Hospital is being held at 59 Farm Court in Sagaponack and will run till Aug 31.

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Mario Buatta, Steven Stolman

Richard Lewin

Simon de Pury

Beth Ostrofsky, Randy Kemper

Catherine di Montezemolo, Robert Chaloner

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DONNA SUMMER @ WHBPAC Legendary singer songwriter, Donna Summer ended her east coast "Stamp Your Feet" tour at The West Hampton Beach Performing Arts Center as part of WHBPAC 10th Anniversary season celebration.

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Kathy Rae (Publisher Danspapers), Donna Summer, Richard Swift

Charles Gottesman, Maria Tennariello, Garcia

Clare Bisceglia, Joanna Ferraro Levy

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BOX ART AUCTION The 8th annual Box Art Auction to benefit the East End Hospice was held at The Ross School, lower campus in Bridgehampton where more than 100 well-known artists created art from cigar boxes. East End Hospice provides care and comfort for terminally ill patients and their loved ones living on the east end of Long Island.

Scott Vallary, Ann Liguori

CARLOS FALCHI @ SAKS Marcel Bally, Melissa Eliott

Don Saco, Priscilla Ruffin

Sheldon, Marjorie & Matt Harnick

Donaldo Koo, Carlos Falchi, Juliet Falchi, Missy Falchi, Scott Coates

Karyn Mannix, Kathleen Bifulco

Carolyn Gemake, Arlene Bujese

Nancy Pollera, Danny Pollera, Valerie Pollera

Carlos Falchi made a personal appearance at Saks Fifth Avenue Trunk Show in Southampton.

DANCING ON THE BEACH Dancing on the Beach 8 a benefit was held in East Hampton featuring the music by Susan Morabito.

Matt Randall, Janet Lehr, Richard D. Burns

Lizz Salloway, Randi Weingarten

Bruce Anderson, DJ Susan Morabito, Doug Petri

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SUPER SATURDAY11 The 11th Annual “Super Saturday” to raise money for the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund. There were celebrities, of course, and after the interviews they asked to shop sans photographers. It had a carnival for the kids, a great lunch, and lots of happy shoppers who got designer fashions at garage sale prices.

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Shoshanna Gruss, Russell Simmons

Judy Licht, Jessie Della Famina

Braden Kiel and his son

COCKTAILS BY THE BAY

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The home of Sean Cassiday and Gerry Logue was the venue for Cocktails By The Bay benefitting Miracle House. A night under the stars with cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, live music featuring Jonathan Kreisberg Trio, and a silent and live auction held everyones attention. Joan Allen was the honorary host.

Gioa DiPaolo, Tom Farley, Barbara Cavanagh

Michael Dare, Marc Zowine, Michael Selleck

Sean Cassidy, Gerry Logue

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Bob & Marianne Sussman, Susan Retzky

Elias, Melissa, Lily & Anthony Gerstein

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Tom, Rose & Carla O’Donoghue

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Beau Hulse of Coldwellbanker Prestigious Properties and George Semerjian of Meadowmere have joined to form Coldwellbanker Meadowmere Commercial Realty on Hill Street in Southampton.

Beau Hulse, Lorraine Stever, George Semerjian, Lena Davin, Colleen Nill, Greg Berinato

Linda Kouzoujian, Sarita Silver, Shelly Keller, Alexandra Kenneson

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CHEFS AND CHAMPAGNE

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The James Beard Foundation held its annual Chefs & Champagne celebration at the Wolffer Estate Vineyards with a lavish tasting party and fundraiser, featuring culinary offerings from a select group of over 35 top chefs from NYC and beyond. This year the Foundation honored one of America's most well-respected chefs, Wolfgang Puck. Guests enjoyed endless glasses of champagne and wines, while participating in a silent auction which helped raise funds for the non-profit James Beard Foundation.

Sue Calden, Mindy Crawford, Roman Roth, Kelly Matis

Paula McNally, Anthony Cardillo

Jeffrey & Linda Chodorow

Barbara & Ken Poliwoda

Sarabeth Levine

MEMORY, MEANING AND METAPHOR @PARRISH The Exhibition of Sand: Memory, Meaning and Metaphor opened to a packed crowd. This exhibition explores the "earth's most fundamental elements" of Sand and the artist interpretation. It is a fascination exhibit to see the different takes by these outstanding artist. The exhibition is not to be missed and run through Setember 14th.

Lance York, Penny Kaplan, Dennis Suskind

Dan Rattiner, Christine Wasserstein

Wolfgang Puck, Oliver, Silvia Lehrer

The Bay Street Theater Summer Gala was a magical evening where dreams come true. John Yacono a lifelong fan of actor Eli Wallach had the opportunity to meet with Mr. Wallach while attending the event with his fiancee Dan’s Papers Publisher Kathy Rae.

“THE ROW” @JIMMY’S WESTHAMPTON BEACH Ashley Olsen introduced her new clothing line, “The Row” this past Saturday at Jimmy’s on Main Street. While also lending her time, money and name to benefit the Juvenile Diabetes organization.

Dominick & Betsy Lepore with Guests of JDF

Alicia Longwell & Matt Satz

Terrie Sullivan & Alice Aycock

Julia Longwell, George Doering

Susan & Alvin Chereskin

Gloria Jacbos, Emily Lepore

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Arts & Entertainment review... kicking a dead horse Now stranded in the middle of the desert with all his gear and the dead horse that once served him loyally, Struther feels compelled to bury him. As he tries to move the horse into the makeshift grave, he speaks to himself and directly to the audience. We learn how he became rich, exploiting Americana from the West and married a beautiful woman from whom he is now estranged. At a dead end in life, he had hoped his latest adventure would help him rediscover his true self. Instead, he finds himself stranded in a barren wasteland with a nagging conscience. Struther, in his frustration, attacks not only the dead horse, but himself, with his dire observations about America. The playwright, clearly drawing from Beckett, intended the proceedings to be broadly funny as Struther repeatedly attacks the horse, while bemoaning his predicament. Joan Marcus

Sam Shepard’s new play Kicking a Dead Horse, directed by the playwright himself and starring the acclaimed Irish actor Stephen Rea, is a black comedy with a grim message. The tale, making its American premier at the Public Theater, is a potent metaphor about our current political atmosphere and the barren existence most Americans lead in pursuit of false values. Covering familiar Shepard themes and philosophies, the thoughtprovoking story is an inventive homage to Beckett. Although beautifully acted, the evening doesn’t go far enough theatrically, and is continuously upstaged by the carcass of the character in the title – a dead horse. The 80-minute solo work debuted at Dublin’s Abbey Theatre last year with Rea playing Hobart Struther, a Manhattan art dealer who made a fortune selling “sentimental claptrap” of the Old West. Here is a man who sold out and now in middle age has become too set in his ways to change. Rea turns in a heartfelt performance as Struther, who embarks on horseback to search for authenticity in the bleak flatlands of the West. When the play opens, we discover Struther’s dead horse lying on stage behind a huge grave that Struther, obscured from sight, is digging. We see shovels of dirt flying out the hole and hear Struther speaking before he eventually climbs out to contemplate his work.

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This is well-covered territory for the playwright who has given us Buried Child, Fool for Love, True West and others, but here the debate is not with a father, a son, a brother, or lover, but with himself. The internal monologue, while amusing, plays like a clever gimmick with Rea taking on different voices. There is the sudden appearance of a beautiful young woman emerging from the grave scantily clad and wearing a cowboy hat. Other than that, nothing much happens in Shepard’s rather tame staging. Kicking a Dead Horse opened at the Public Theater, 425 Lafayette Street between Astor Place and West 4th, on July 14. For tickets, call 212967-7555 or visit the box office. Theater critics Barry Gordin and Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally renowned photographer and Patrick is artistic director of SilvaRoad Productions. Visit their website at theaterlife.com.

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Arts & Entertainment Accessible, First-Rate “Classical” Music in the Hamptons By Tiffany Razzano In the last few decades, classical music has established a strong presence on the East End, as first rate professional musicians have come together in several ensembles and organizations. “Twenty years ago, there wasn’t any [classical music] scene out here,” said Barbara Giancola, artistic director for the Opera of the Hamptons. “There were a lot of art galleries, but no music.” Now, each summer the East End seems to offer more classical music performances and this summer doesn’t disappoint. The Opera of the Hamptons has three great shows in August, starting with a classical concert on August 2. This show, the first concert of its kind on the East End, will be an international showcase feature upand-coming opera singers Zurab Ninua, Nathan Baer, Irene Silverman and Liana Graffanino, this year’s winner of the Franco Gentioesca Young Artist Program. The music for the concert will include the world premiere of two songs composed by Jose Luis Greco sung by mezzo-soprano Anna Tonna, plus songs from the other performers’ countries. Tonna will also sing Zarzuela, Rossini and a duet from La Giaconda. On August 9, Opera of the Hamptons will present Bizet’s classic, Carmen. “It’s dramatic, riveting and the best music drama of all time,” said Giancola. “It has a great, large cast and it’s very accessible to the public.” Both Carmen and the August 2 concert will be held at Levitas Hall at the Southampton Cultural Center. The season close, on August 16 at Duck Walk in Southhold, is called “From Opera to Broadway.” The audience can bring blankets and a picnic and purchase wine to enjoy the music in a relaxing evening.

Giancola said Broadway’s revival of featuring the music of Schubert, South Pacific will be highlighted, Mozart and American composer Ned among other offerings. Rorem. Music at Southampton is another Pianofest, which promotes contemporary American classical music and series that’s going strong, doubling features talented young artists, is in the number of performances offered its 20th season of weekly concerts. It this summer to a total of eight. The presents pianists at the Avram program now offers jazz and cabaret Theater at Stony Brook, Southampton as well as classical. “There’s such faband still has two performances left this ulous music [on the East End that] summer on August 4, and the Grand we wanted to add vocal music to the Marathon on August 9. mix,” said Linda Merians, the proThe Perlman Music Program offers gram’s co-founder and administrative a number of summer performances, director. “Our mission is to celebrate including “Works in Progress” on the marriage of language and music.” August 1 and 2, and chamber music Accessible classical music is a main workshops at its Shelter Island camcomponent of the program. Patrick pus in mid-August. Season highlights Carfizzi (Bass-baritone) accompanied include the program’s 2nd Annual by pianist Kathleen Kelly will perAnna Tonna, Mezzo Faculty and Student Chamber Music form August 7; Christine Brewer Concert at Old Whalers Church in Sag Harbor on (Soprano) and Craig Rutenberg (piano) are scheduled August 16, and the Final Student Concerts on August for August 14. All performances are at the Stony 22 and 23 on Shelter Island. Brook, Southampton campus. The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center Moving away from vocal music, there’s the highly has also made its foray into the classical music arena, regarded Bridgehampton Chamber Music Festival bringing the New York City Opera to the PAC for the under artistic director/flutist Marya Martin, now celethird year in a row on August 23, led by Maestro Jerry brating its 25th anniversary. The nine performances Steichen. between now and the end of the festival include the popular Wm. Brian Little concert of three Bach conFor more information about these upcoming classicerti at the beautiful Channing Daughters Vineyard cal music shows go to operaofthehamptons.org, stonySculpture Garden on August 8, and the final performbrook.edu/treasures, bcmf.org, pianofest.com, perlance of the season, the “Schubertian Send-off” on manmusicprogram.org or whbpac.org. August 17 at Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church,

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Local Band Comes Home After Success Abroad After nearly three years in Ireland – and three top 30 hits there – local band Suddyn has returned home to Montauk, and hopes to take their music to the next level in America. So far, brothers Alan and Jarrett Steil, who grew up in Montauk and whose parents own the Montauk Bake Shoppe, have been enjoying the summer on the East End. But as they talk to record labels, they’re also preparing for their homecoming show at Stephen Talkhouse on Monday, August 4 at 10 p.m. The brothers moved to Ireland after several years pursuing music in New York City. “When you grow up in Montauk, you meet a lot of Irish people. So we had a lot of friends there,” said Alan Steil. “And in New York City there were so many distractions. When we moved to Ireland, it became all about the music. We went from an alright band to a pretty good band.” They went to Ireland with the intention of playing a few shows, then coming back home. With Alan Steil on vocals and keys and Jarrett Steil on guitar and vocals, they originally had an American bassist and drummer. Those two eventually left the band though, and two hometown friends from Tipperary, Ireland – Collin O’Dwyer (bass) and Bren Connolly (drums) – joined forces with the Steil brothers.

Despite having two Americans in the band, Suddyn’s brand of alternative rock has a decidedly Brit rock sound, with textured emotional intensity, soaring melodies and an anthemic quality to their songs – think early Radiohead or Muse. As an unsigned band, their first single, “Drowning Souls,” spent two weeks in the top 10 Irish chart. Their next single, “Gravity,” spent time in the Top 20, as did their last single, “Letting Go,” which was just released in April. Their songs were on heavy rotation on Irish radio, including the country’s biggest station, 2FM. Suddyn also was featured by NME (a well-known British rock band) as one of their Top 20 breaking bands, on Record of the Day and by HitQuarters Artist of the Week. But without a label, and in a country as small as Ireland, Suddyn knew it could only make it so far. “Ireland has such a small circuit,” said Alan Steil. “And there’s only one type of rock music. Here, there’s everything. No matter what kind of music you play, there’s an audience for everything. [Ireland’s] so small. There’s just one little scene. And everyone’s a musician it seems.” He added, “We did really well there, but there was a point where we couldn’t go any further. Hopefully, we won’t have to go back. You have to cut loose at

some point, before it’s too late.” The band had to decide whether to make the move to England or America to further their music career. “It came down to, what’s the best option for us? Where would we be accepted the most?” said Steil. Ultimately, they decided America is the next best step for them. Already, “Letting Go” has been getting radio play at various stations around the country. The band has performed at Mercury Lounge in New York City and they have another show in the city planned for the fall. They are also in talks with one of the largest independent record labels in the country. Their goal is to get signed as soon as possible so they can record and release a full-length album. “If we could do it on our own, we would,” Steil said. “But everything costs money. Recording an album is extremely expensive.” However, Steil remains positive that Suddyn will find itself a home at a label within just a few months. For more information, go to suddyn.com or myspace.com/suddyn. Tickets for Suddyn’s August 4 show at Stephen Talkhouse are $10 and can be purchased at the door or at stephentalkhouse.com. If you’re a band or musician interested in being featured in our new music column, email tiffany@danspapers.com.


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Letters SUFFOLK LIFE LIVES ON Dear Dan, “End Paper The Weekly, Suffolk Life Closes its Doors After 46 Years” (Debbie Tuma – June 27) was a class act honoring Suffolk Life, its publisher David J. Willmott and past history. Our loss of Suffolk Life reminds me of how fortunate we are to be living in one of the few remaining free societies, with a wealth of information sources available for any citizen to access. Sadly, most American cities are down to one local daily newspaper. They may face competitors in the surrounding suburbs along with national editions of USA Today, Wall Street Journal and New York Times. Here on Long Island, more people turn to all news radio, national network news such as ABC, CBS, NBC and PBS along with their local and independent news broadcasts or FOX 5, MY 9 and CW 11, cable new stations such as CNBC, CNN, FOX, BBC and the Internet for late breaking news which can become stale by the time it reaches print the next day. Growing popula-

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tions of new immigrants support their own newspapers, radio and television stations. I remember the Suffolk Sun, which unfortunately was ahead of its time. Long Island residents can select from Newsday, Daily News, Post, and Times and if traveling into NYC - AM New York, New York Metro or Sun. There are also weekly options such as our very own Long Island Press or your local town newspaper. You can also listen to News 12 or 55 along with a number of Long Island based radio stations. In the marketplace of ideas, let us hope there continues to be room for everyone. Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck, New York Via E-mail HELP! Dan, I’m assuming, by your response to Sue (re: Tick Zoo), that you have never suffered through a bout with

Lyme and a 30-day course (or more) of Doxycycline or your response would have been less flippant. I, too, have been wondering about the lack of interest on the part of our county health agencies and was poised to write a letter to someone, but I was too ill with Lyme to get up the energy to do so. On a given noon hour last month I picked up my prescription for Doxy at Whites Pharmacy (I think you know where that is) and the pharmacist informed me that on that very morning, he had dispensed TEN prescriptions for Doxycycline for treatment of Lyme. When I spoke to my “up island doctor, his flippant response was: “Hey! If you choose to live on the East End of Long Island, you’re choosing to have Lyme!” I don’t think so. We need help! Are you there, Dan? Lois Moore Montauk Via e-mail Yup. Lyme free, I think. – DR

Police Blotter Just Walked Right In A woman in Hampton Bays walked right into a home in the middle of the night and fell asleep on the owners’ couch. The owner of the house awoke, concerned that he was being robbed, and came into the living room with a baseball bat. The woman tried to explain that she was there just to sleep. After a brief conversation, the owner of the house agreed to let the woman sleep on the couch. The next day, the woman took the residents of the house out to breakfast. Now there’s a story.

One Way To Get The Boot An employer in Sag Harbor got into an argument with an employee after she demanded that he payher wages. The employer became angry and pushed over the employee’s cart filled with work tools. He eventually agreed to pay the wages and also $100 in damages for the tools, and then fired the woman. He later went into the back room of his business and watched the movie The Godfather for the ten thousandth time.

Violent Behavior Police arrested a man in East Hampton for violent behavior. While being arrested, the man began struggling, punching, kicking and yelling at the police officers. Apparently the man was hoping that the officers would notice that he was fighting to the bitter end to prove his point and that police would develop a respect for him, realizing he did not deserve to be arrested. The man’s plan was completely unsuccessful and he was charged to the fullest extent of the law. – Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, August 1 to Thursday, August 7. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

GREENPORT THEATER (631-477-8600) Call for movies and show times.

GUILD HALL (631-324-0806) A Nos Amours (R) – Tues. 7:30

HAMPTON ARTS (+) (631-288-2600) Dark Knight (PG-13) – Fri. 4, 7, 10 Sat., Sun. 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon.-Thurs. 5, 8 Mamma Mia (PG-13) – Fri. 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 Sat., Sun. 2, 4:30, 7:30, 9:45 Mon. 4:30, 9:30 Tues.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:30 Jewish Film Festival: Va, Vis et Deviens (Live and Become) (NR) – Mon. 7:30

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (+) (631-298-SHOW)

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448)

Call for show times. Swing Vote (PG-13), Dark Knight (PG-13), The Mummy (PG-13), X-Files (PG-13), Mamma Mia (PG-13), The Step Brothers (R), Space Chimps (G), Journey to the Center of the Earth (PG), Pineapple Express (R), Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (PG-13)

The Mummy (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 11:30, 2:10, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20 Wall-E (G) – Fri.-Thurs. 12:10, 2:30, 5 Wackness (R) – Fri.-Thurs. 7:20, 9:40 Dark Knight (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 12, 12:30, 3:20, 3:50, 6:45, 7:15, 10, 10:30 Mamma Mia (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 11:45, 2:20, 4:50, 7:40, 10:10 Brideshead Revisited (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 12:50, 4, 7, 9:50

MONTAUK MOVIE (+) (631-668-2393) The Mummy (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 3:30, 7, 9:15 Mon.Thurs. 7, 9:15

PARRISH ART MUSEUM (631-283-2118)

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) Mummy (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 11:20, 2, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20 Mon.-Thurs. 2, 4:50, 7:30, 10:20 Swing Vote (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 11:30, 2:15, 5, 7:45, 10:30 Mon.-Thurs. 2:15, 5, 7:45, 10:30 Wall-E (G) – Fri.-Sat. 11:50, 2:20, 4:45, 7:25, 10 Mon.Thurs. 2:20, 4:45, 7:25, 10 Dark Knight (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat. 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 3:45, 7, 10:15 Step Brothers (R) – Fri.-Sat. 11:45, 2:10, 4:40, 7:15, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 2:10, 4:40, 7:15, 10:10

Surfwise (R) – Wed. 7

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Tell No One (NR) – 4:30, 7, 9:20

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (631-287-2774) Journey to the Center of the Earth (PG) – Fri.-Thurs. 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:40 X-Files (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs. 12:20, 2:45, 5:10, 7:35, 10 Dark Knight (PG-13) – Fri.- Thurs. 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:15 The Mummy (G) – Fri.- Thurs. 12, 2:30, 5:15, 7:45, 10:20 WESTHAMPTON BEACH PEFORMING ARTS CENTER (631-288-2350) Chris and Don: A Love Story (NR) – Tues.-Thurs. 8

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The Wackness: Hip, Funny Indie Film Sorry 30-something’s, it appears your time has went “I mean, come.” Once upon a time, Generation X may have represented the kids of a youth movement, but let’s face it, middle age arrives whether you like it or not. And if you need proof that the teenagers and young adults of the ‘90s have truly hit the next age demographic, check out The Wackness, a hip, funny and touching indie film that recalls the practically ancient year of 1994. This movie goes out on several limbs to tap the nerve of those who were “dope” 15 years ago. (Note: the term “dope” and “wack” figure prominently in the meaning of this movie’s title, so if you need a rap refresher – dope = good and wack = bad). But slang is only a tiny tidbit of the nostalgia, as this film revels in the Clinton-era musical tastes of Luke Shapiro, the focus of Wackness. He’s played by Josh Peck, who is primarily known as the chubby/funny half of the squeaky-clean Nickelodeon kid show “Drake and Josh” – or was – as Peck’s Shapiro is a sweaty, raploving Manhattan drug dealer who manages to remain (not by choice) virginal, while the other city kids are effortlessly swirling in lust. He grows increasingly frustrated, while his products boost those without a care. He seems mired in shyness, as well as anger, as his doughy-soft parents continually squabble. Furthermore, while his internal monologue offers the viewer an insight into his poetic and sensitive nature, he is both a bundle of nerves unable to speak and a stunted artist who dulls himself with marijuana. Painfully twisted inside yet still wise enough to realize his predicament, Shapiro enlists a therapist to help work out his problems. Enter Sir Ben Kingsley, who may have played hit men and questionable types before, but never completely sacrificed his class…until now. Kingsley costars as Dr. Squires, a drug-addled psychologist, who hates that his young trophy wife has aged, and despises how he’s morphed from someone who thought he was cool into someone who can only desperately cling to what he once knew as cool. He treats Shapiro…or does Shapiro treat him? The two form a strange friendship, as the doctor follows his patient around and joyfully watches Luke peddle his illegal wares. Ironically, while Shapiro dutifully breaks the law to make money – and not enjoying it – Dr. Squires is emboldened by the danger. Before long, they’re bar hopping, and while Luke soberly stands guard, the man he turned to for guidance is getting drunk, vandalizing property and making time with a college-age hippie chick (played by Mary-Kate Olson no less). But the friendship goes astray as a young lady finally expresses a romantic interest in Luke – she also happens to be Dr. Squires’ stepdaughter. The doctor is not happy with this coupling, for reasons he can’t – and perhaps shouldn’t – explain, and just as Luke starts using the tidbits of advice he’s gleaned off of Squires, the same man who gave it goes a hypocritical 180 degrees and turns on his patient and friend. While the story here is very interesting, it’s not the reason this film cooks so well. Kingsley is the primary force. Given free rein, he transforms from a classically trained Brit into a New York jumble of juxtaposition and uncertainty, aging out of control and most ungracefully all the while. Peck is also quite good, deserving special praise for completely shedding his career as a Disney-fied sidekick (to a partner who wrongly outshone him simply by virtue of not being fat) and becoming a leaner, harder, very realistic human being. Best of all, for those of us who remember Manhattan circa 1994, it’s a great and accurate reminder of a time yet to be officially denot-

ed as an era. Back then, NYC Mayor Giuliani had started policing the “cabaret” laws – put in the books during the 19th Century, but never enforced – until it served the administration’s agenda. The characters in this movie often refer to the former mayor as the greatest party-pooper Manhattan has ever seen – a minor detail, but here a plot device that has been perfectly recalled and used to strengthen the film’s true meanings. It was also the time when hip-hop music had really come into its own, taking on endless variations, and the year the late Notorious B.I.G. broke onto the scene, soon squashing every other style of rap music until only his gangster style survived. And whether

you like hip-hop or not, that fact is another important underpinning of the fable of Luke Shapiro: in a town where one musician crushes all the others, where the top executive is short-circuiting the lawless fun of the East Village and love comes only when bound to anguish, where a psychologist is the craziest man in town, Shapiro is realizing he needs to do some situational overwhelming himself. His journey may be tearing him apart, but it’s yours to enjoy. Ian Stark is a frequent TV and radio commentator on the film industry, and consults with private organizations on their collections. He is widely published on film and other arts/culture topics.

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Art Commentary

by Marion Wolberg Weiss

Louise Bourgeois in Film and Art While a new sculpture by Louise Without seeing the film first, a Bourgeois graces the LongHouse lot of Bourgeois’ work at the Reserve’s lawn, as noted in a previGuggenheim would not make ous “Art Commentary,” both a recent sense. For example, the relatively documentary and the current exhibsmall spider that greets visitors it at the Guggenheim Museum are recalls her mother: strong, also celebrating this outstanding dependent, resolute. (Yours truly artist. was fortunate to see a huge The film, Louise Bourgeois: The Bourgeois spider at London’s Tate Spider, The Mistress and The Modern several years ago.) Tangerine, is by North Fork resident Bourgeois’s twisting abstract and art critic Amei Wallach. Along forms hanging from the with co-director Marion Cajori, Museum’s ceiling are other Wallach has created a moving and arresting reminders of objects informative portrait that brings the from her early life. Or perhaps artist and her work alive. This, of they represent a metaphor for her course, is no mean task, considering own contorted experiences. that the documentary has been in A particularly extraordinary production since the 1990s. series is the installations, replicas Even so, we experience the immeof various rooms in her family diacy of the moment, even if such a home; some of these are also in moment recalls Bourgeois’ early the film and make more sense childhood, traveling with her mother when we see them directly. There from camp to camp to visit her are other outstanding sculptures father during World War I. We feel which are not featured in the docher pain as an adult when her father umentary, including pieces like lives openly with his mistress in the “One and Others,” reminscent of family home. We remember the Brancusi’s work. The most strikobjects that played a salient part in ing work, however, are surreal Bourgeoise’s life: the stitched clothsculptures (Bourgeois claimed she ing that the seamstress made; the didn’t like Surrealism) showing a spiral forms resulting from wringing woman inclosed in a house, her out the laundry. legs and/or other body parts proIf ever art imitated life, this is it. truding from the structure. If we Or as she herself puts it, “ My work apply what we learned from the is a self portrait.” Yet Bourgeois does film, we can assume the woman is Louise Bourgeois “The Spider, The Mistress and the Tangerine” not wallow in self pity, remaining stoic her mother, entrapped in her viewer that it’s obvious men are dependent on throughout the extensive interviews, almost domestic tribulations. women and that what we need and what we get is breaking into tears on only one occasion. Her wisThe work of Louise Bourgeois will be on view at different. dom remains intact as well when she reminds the the Guggenheim Museum until September 28.

Louise Nevelson in Edward Albee’s Occupant While we realize that the famous sculptor Louise Nevelson is no longer with us, her persona was passionately brought to life in Edward Albee’s Occupant, an off-Broadway play produced by New York’s Signature Theatre Company. And while the play has also metaphorically speaking “passed away,” as it ended its run a few weeks ago, it still resonates with equal passion in our minds and hearts. There are other resonating factors to appreciate as well. Both the playwright Albee and the actor who played Nevelson, Mercedes Ruehl, are both local residents who are commited to our arts community. Even so, there’s a striking similarity between the two female sculptors featured in this week’s “Art Commentary.” Louise Bourgeoise and Louise Nevelson (besides sharing the same first name) had a tough path to follow, involving an absent father, an ambiguous relationship with their children, and the problems associated with being a woman. They prevailed and so did their art. If these artists were able to confront some of these societal factors, they were never quite able to overcome the personal aspects that continually haunted them. In Nevelson’s case, her search for who she was and what she wanted to be was a primary force,

effecting both her personal and professional pursuits. Simply put, she yearned to be special. In Albee’s version, at least, Nevelson’s journey from being “nothing” to being something evoked an ironic ending. When she was in the hospital facing

the end of her life, she insisted that the staff replace her name placard on the door to read “occupant.” And so, Nevelson had come full circle in her search for self. At least on the surface. However, we know, as she herself did, that she was anything but an unknown occupant. It wasn’t only that her sculpture was considered important. She had truly found herself, and it was alright with her if no one else could claim that feat. Playing Nevelson to perfection, Ruehl made us understand what was apparent and not so apparent behind Nevelson’s contradictory facade: her strength and vulnerability, her bravado and introspection, her outlandish outfits which would hide and reveal her demeanor. For those of us who were acquainted with Nevelson during her lifetime, Ruehl put us in another time and place. For most audience members who never knew Nevelson, however, the play was transformative as well. Albee’s narrative structure allowed the sculptor (and her interviewer, played by Larry Bryggman) to speak directly to the viewers on occasion. While Nevelson may have been constantly asking the question, “Who Am I,” the audience certainly grasped the answer from Albee’s extraordinarily insightful play: “You are what we want to be.”


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Art Openings & Galleries White. At 80 Love Ln., Mattituck. 631298-8610. CHRYSALIS GALLERY – “Light of ANNUAL ARTISTS OF THE SPRINGS INVITA- Summer,” on display through July 25. TIONAL EXHIBIT – 8/1 – 4-7 Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: p.m. Through August 17. Open daily 1-5 631-287-1883. CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Art Events – pg. 70 Benefits – pg. 87 p.m. At Springs-Fireplace Road, East Work by Jennifer Meihofer and Clare GALLERIES Hampton. 631-726-6835. Day by Day – pg. 87 Kids’ Events – pg. 107 Movies – pg. 66 and Daniel Schoenheimer, through ANNYX – Located at 150 main St., Nightlife – pg. 85 August 4. Located at 136 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. East Hampton. 631-267-3627. ART & SOUL GALLERY – “AbstrActions” 495 Montauk D’AMICO INSTITUTE – The former residence of Victor Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. OPENING RECEPTIONS D’Amico, founding director of the Museum of Modern Art. ARTISTS GALLERY – Haitian art. Located at 403 Main ANNUAL ARTISTS OF THE SPRINGS INVITAThe mid-century beach house contains early modernist furSt. Greenport. 631-477-8555. TIONAL EXHIBIT – 8/1 – 4-7 p.m. Through August 17. nishings and found objects. The property also includes an ART SITES GALLERY – “Tactile Vision.” Open Open daily 1-5 p.m. At Springs-Fireplace Road, East artist/fisherman cottage, archive hut, gardens and outside Thursday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. Located at 651 West Main Hampton. 631-726-6835. sculptures. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631Street, Riverhead. 631-591-2401. SARA NIGHTINGALE GALLERY – 8/1 – 6-8 p.m. 267-3172. BASEMENT GALLERY – “Love for Man and Beast” by Work by Jeremy Wagner and Cara Enteles. Located at 688 THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – Nine fluoresJustin Love. Open Sat. and Sun. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. or by Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-793-2256 or 631-726cent light works by Dan Flavin and “Knife Cuts” by Imi appointment. Located 9 Albertines Ln., East Hampton. 6310076. Knoebel. Open Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located 329-2927. THE MARY O. FRITELIE JURIED FINE ARTS on Corwith Avenue off Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631BENTON NYCE GALLERY – Located at 409 First SHOW – 8/2-3 – 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Village Green at Mill Road 537-1476. Street, Greenport. 917-848-5102. and Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1559. DECORDOVA GALLERY – “Thirteen.” Open Fridays BIRNAM WOOD GALLERIES – Featuring paintings, QUOGUE LIBRARY – 8/2 – 3-5 p.m. “Animal Art” by Dr. from 3-7 p.m., Saturdays and Sundays from 12-6 p.m. and fine prints and works on paper of the 20th century through Thomas Rees. At 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. also by appointment. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. contemporary. Located at 52 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631GALLERY SAG HARBOR – 8/2 – 5-8 p.m. Jewelry and 631-477-0620. 324-6010. Collage by Mia Fonssagrives Solow. Open 12-5 p.m., Thurs.DESHUK/RIVERS GALLERY – Located at 141 Maple BOLTAX GALLERY – “Subtracting Evolution” by Sun. or by appointment. Located at 125 Main St., Sag Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-237-4511. Suzanne Unrein. Located at 21 North Ferry Road (Route Harbor. 631-725-7707. THE DESIGN STUDIO – “Through a Contemporary 114), Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. SYLVESTER & CO. AT HOME – 8/2 – 5-8 p.m. “Water Lense – Transcending the Ordinary landscape,” photograBRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Show.” Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267phy by John Deng. Open daily. 2393 Main St., American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, 9777. Bridgehampton. 631-537-1999. home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. ATELIER GALLERY – 8/2 – 6-9 p.m. “Our America,” by THE DRAWING ROOM – “Brass” by Christopher Hewat Located at 261 N. Main St., Southampton. 631-377-3355. Steve Alpert. Located at 308A Main Street, Greenport. 631and a selection of drawings by John Alexander. Open BRIDGEHAMPTON HISTORICAL SOCIETY 495-4268. Monday, Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 11 GALLERY – “In Our Own Images: A Celebration of Local SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – 8/2 – 6-8 p.m. a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newtown Lane, East Hampton. Black Culture,” artwork by established painters and teenage “Thresholds of Visibility.” Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. 631-324-5016. artists. Located at 2638 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, ELAINE BENSON GALLERY – “Landscape 537-1088. East Hampton. 631-291-9061. Treasures.” Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Now BUTLER’S FINE ART – “20th and 21st Century CELADON GALLERY – 8/3 – 11 a.m.-1 p.m. “Masters of located at the Southampton Inn, 91 Hill St., Southampton. Painting and Sculpture.” Open year-round. Located at 50 the Art.” Open Saturdays and Sundays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 631-537-3233. Park Place, East Hampton. 631-267-0193. Located at 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. ESSES STUDIO – Work from The Grafitti 1980 Studio. CANIO’S GALLERY – “Water – Land – Water,” by POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – 8/3 – 6-8 p.m. “Lee Located at 40 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-255-7704. painters Anne Seelbach and Christine Chew Smith. Located Krasner: Little Image Paintings, 1946-1950.” The museum EZAIR GALLERY – Work by William Celento and at 290 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. now offers Cell Phone Audio Tours. Located at 830 SpringsEveline Luppi. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. CECILY’S LOVE LANE GALLERY – Paintings by Rob 212-204-0442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. Open Friday through C A L E N B E R G Sunday, 12-6 p.m. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631-3244666. P H O T O G R A P H Y GALERIE BELAGE – “Outsider Art in the Hamptons,” through Sept. 8. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Located behind Capture the moment today… Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631288-5082. Create a memory forever. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Open Saturday and Sunday 12-6 p.m. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-5448583. www.JeffCalenberg.com GALLERY MERZ – Open Thursday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 917.821.6167 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. T h e H a m p t o n s . N e w Yo r k . P a l m B e a c h GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Located at 2297 Montauk 1146967 Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. Gidstein.com. GOOD CONSCIENCE GALLERY 848 – Lynne Heffner is the featured artist. Open Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-726-4663. jewelry collage GORAN PETMIL STUDIO – Open Saturday and GRAND OPENING RECEPTION Sunday 3-7 p.m. or by appointment. Located at 88 Gin Lane (Barnway), Southampton. 631-574-7542 or 631-830-2895. GRENNING GALLERY – Ben Feske’s debut solo show. Open Sunday–Thursday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays and Saturdays from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. Located at 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-767-5302. GUILD HALL GALLERY – 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – “Spectrum” by Michele Francis. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631204-9704. KAPELL GALLERY – Sculptures and drawings by THE GALLERY SAGHARBOR • 125 MAIN STREET grd. flr. Owen Morrel. Located at 400 Front St., Greenport, 631-4770100.

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By the Book By Tricia Rayburn

A Conversation With Phillip Galanes Dan’s Papers talks with Philip Galanes, East Hampton resident and author of Emma’s Table. Q: Your second novel, Emma’s Table, was just published by HarperCollins last week. Can you tell readers a bit about it? A: It’s a comedy of manners about a Martha Stewart-styled designer – very Park Avenue –who’s fresh out of prison and desperate to find a second act for herself. Her business empire is thriving, but her personal relationships are in shambles. She employs a weekend assistant named Benjamin, who’s desperate to please her and always falling short of the mark. He’s a social worker during the week, and has a 9-year-old client named Gracie, who’s painfully overweight. The novel tracks these three separate lives – like balls in a juggling act – until they inevitably collide, which leads to all kinds of unforeseen adventure. It’s a great book for summer: Fast and fun, a little touching. Q: What was your inspiration for the story? A: You know, I was strangely moved by Martha Stewart’s fall from grace. The way the tabloids pounced, practically dripping blood. I began to wonder how a person could ever bounce back from such a public mortification. And as I began to work, creating a world for this central character, Emma, I began to see how we all need to find a way to bounce back from the hits we take in our lives. Q: A Nakashima table plays a very important role in Emma’s Table. What’s so special about it? A: In my opinion, tables by George Nakashima are about as perfect as tables can get – with softly curving edges and beautiful sap lines and grain. They’re

tables, but with lots of tree in them still. In Emma’s Table, the heroine acts very badly to acquire one, and her misbehavior is what kicks off the action of the novel. And the table keeps popping up too, all throughout, and even manages to bring everyone together in the end. It’s both a beautiful object and the glue that holds people together when they sit down around it. Q: You’ve recently begun writing an advice column called “Social Q’s” in the Sunday Styles section of The New York Times. Can you tell us a little about it? A: It is, without doubt, the biggest and best unforeseen development in my recent history. The Times wanted to publish a modern advice column – think Dear Abby’s grandchild. They wanted it to be a little funny and a little serious, a little provocative from time to time. The editor had seen my first novel, Father’s Day, and she liked its snappy voice, and then she saw an article about an apartment I designed in the city, and when she learned that I’m a lawyer too, she thought all these different influences might coalesce in an interesting way. It’s a Q-and-A format, with readers writing in, and it’s been running since June. I’m having tremendous fun with it. Q: As an attorney, an advice columnist, interior designer and author, you wear many professional

hats. How did your writing career come about? A: I began writing extremely early in the mornings about 10 years back, before I went into the office, where I work as an entertainment lawyer, representing clients in theater and fashion and the fine arts. Just writing exercises really – short scenes and little things I’d seen in the street. It clicked for me though, and I felt much less self-conscious writing about things that really matter to me through the lens of fictional characters. It became a way of working through them almost. Before long, I was writing in a disciplined way. Q: You have a home in East Hampton. Do you find the Hamptons creatively inspiring? Do you do a lot of writing while here? A: Yes, we live here, and it’s where I do all my writing – both fiction and the column. It’s normally very quiet, which is hard to remember at the beginning of August, when 27 begins to look like the Gaza Strip! And finding quiet, both in my surroundings and my head, is critical for my work. My favorite daily activity is taking our dog, Chiccio, to the beach. My mind can really wander there. You can learn more about Philip Galanes at PhilipGalanes.com.

Art Openings & Galleries continued KESZLER GALLERY – Russell Young, “Fame + Shame.” Located at 45 Main St., Southampton. 631-204-0353. LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY – “Summer Nudes,” through August 29. Gallery hours are Sunday to Thursday 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – “In Phase” by Sheila Rotner. Located at the Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-287-4377. LONGHOUSE RESERVE – “Eight Stoneworks,” by Izumi Masatoshi. Located at 133 Hands Creek Rd., East Hampton. 631-329-3568. L’ORANGERIE FINE ART GALLERY – “Passion and Metaphor,” by Joan Scully. Through August 14. Located at 633 First Street, Greenport. 631-477-2633. LTV STUDIOS – Open Monday-Friday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 75 Industrial Rd., Wainscott. 631-329-0055. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – “In the Mix.” Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist/gallery owner Michael Perez. Located at 59 Main St., Southampton. 631-259-2424. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – Located at 24 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – “Sand: Memory, Meaning and Metaphor.” The gallery is open Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631283-2118. PRITAM AND EAMES – The furniture art of Judy Kensley McKie. Open Monday – Saturday 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Sunday 12 – 4 p.m. Closed Wednesdays. Located at 27-29

Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-7111. RATIO GALLERY – Open Fri. 1-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 10 Bell St., Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. REMSENBURG ACADEMY – “Fleeting,” landscape photography. Located at 25 Ring Neck Rd., Remsenburg. 917-865-9997. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – “Chasing the Wind: Underfoot, Overhead & All Around,” photography of John Messinger. Located at 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631725-2499. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY – The Jamesport Manor Inn, located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631722-0500. RVS FINE ART – “Three International Artists – Berlin, Rossi and Petrov.” Open Friday to Sunday 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-838-4843. SILAS MARDER GALLERY –Photography by Charlotte Dumas. Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. . 631-702-2306. SIRENS’ SONG GALLERY – Women artists assessing themselves in myth and reality. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SNITZER ARREGUI PROJECT – “For Sale,” by Bert Rodriguez. Located at 720 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 305448-8976. SOUTHOLD HISTORICAL SOCIETY – “Crafted in the Country: North Fork Artisans and Objects.” On display through August 31. Located in the Ann Currie-Bell House at the Museum Complex on the corner of Maple Lane and Main Road, Southold. 631-765-5500. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM GALLERY – Rogers Mansion, located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “People at the Beach,” by Michael Patterson. Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021.

SPANIERMAN GALLERY AT EAST HAMPTON – Paintings by Frank Wimberley. Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton.631-329-9530. SURFACE LIBRARY GALLERY – Open Thurs.-Sun. from 1-7 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. GALLERY – “Reverse Angle,” by Christopher Phillips Haile and watercolors and drawings by Lucia Phillips Haile. Located at 103 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5012. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – “Botanica – Flowers and Fields,” through August 12. Saturday through Monday, 12:30-7 p.m. At 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. UBER HOUSE GALLERY – “Phoenix,” a photo presentation by GEIR. Located at 80 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0909. VERED GALLERY – “Masters of Photography,” through August 19. Open Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – Paintings by Ed Clark. Open Tuesday to Sunday at 11 a.m. or by appointment. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. WALLACE GALLERY – Open Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sunday to Friday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. or by appointment. 37A Main Street, East Hampton. 631-329-4516. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – Open daily from 12-8 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0097. WISH ROCK STUDIO – Open Thurs.-Sun. from 10 a.m.5 p.m. Located at 17 Grand Ave., Shelter Island Heights. 631-749-5200.

MISCELLANEOUS ARTISTS WANTED FOR SHOW – The Hampton Bays Chamber of Commerce is seeking artists for its 21st Annual Outdoor Art Show, Aug. 23-24. 631-728-2211.


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Chablis, The Un-Chardonnay You Don't Have To Go To New Zealand To Find Un-Oaked Chardonnay. Instead, Head To France.

Photo courtesy of Domaine William Fevre

By Christopher S. Miller As most fans of the Chardonnay grape know, the current trend is away from big, ripe, over-oaked wines and toward leaner, crisper ones. These bright Chards are now being produced in many regions, yet one of the most famed regions for un-oaked (or gently oaked) Chardonnay is Chablis, in the far northern part of Burgundy. Here oak has never been an integral part of wine production. Perhaps some older barrels were used for ageing or fermenting, but with age oak loses its flavor and becomes simply a container with little impact on the flavors of the wine. Originally, oak was not intended to be a flavor component but was used just to ferment, store or age a wine. Today many winemakers use oak as a chef might a spice rack – high toast, medium or low toast, oak from certain forests, etc. But there is still a large market for white wines that do not see any oak. You only need to look at the amount of Pinot Grigio consumed to realize this. Most consumers I talk to who prefer Pinot Grigio indicate that they don’t like Chardonnay, yet when they taste a fine, un-oaked version they do enjoy them

The vineyards at Les Clos, Domaine William Fevre, Chablis

(and sometimes mistake them for Pinot Gris(gio). One reason for this is the relationship between the two grapes. Chardonnay and Pinot Gris (the French name for the ‘Grey’ Pinot) have the same parents, Pinot Noir and Gouais Blanc, so the flavors do overlap quite a bit. The popularity of un-oaked Chardonnay is spreading around the vinous world, with Australia and New Zealand leading the pack. But here I’d like to talk about the original un-oaked Chard, which is also the underdog and the slighted one: Chablis.

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Chablis produces world class wines, but unfortunately they have suffered a great disservice at the hands of Almaden, Gallo, et al. As those jug brand producers pilfered the great Chablis name, that name became associated with cheap white wine, often semi-dry and rather simple in flavor. But real Chablis is from the region surrounding the town of Chablis, France, about 100 miles southeast of Paris, and is produced only from Chardonnay. For wine purposes, the region is within the larger region of Burgundy, yet it is as far from the rest of Burgundy as it is from the distant Champagne region. The only grape allowed in the specific region of Chablis is Chardonnay, and today there are four different levels of Chablis allowed: Petit Chablis (the lowest in price and quality), Chablis AC, Premier Cru Chablis and Grand Cru Chablis (the highest in price and quality). Though all the levels are in fact AC, or Appellation Controlee (overseen by the Institut National des Appellations d’Origine, the French governing body for wine production), I refer to the simple Chablis as AC to differentiate it from both the more prestigious and (continued on page 78)

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Rehab Or Restaurant? You Choose. Want To Help Keep The Ram's Head Inn An Inn? Make A Reservation For Dinner. By Susan Whitney Simm For many years a bucolic Shelter Island landmark, The Ram’s Head Inn has recently become the center of a brewing storm. The owners apparently want to lease the inn out to folks who want to run it as a rehab facility and the community claims that such a facility will negatively impact many aspects of Island life. Everyone seems to have an opinion. But what no one seems to realize is that the food and beverage operations of the inn have already been leased out. Chef Matthew Boudreau, formerly of Balthazar and Union Square Cafe, has leased the dining room, kitchen and bar, and he hopes to do so for a very long time. “Last year the owners believed that they had a buyer for the inn,” said Mr. Boudreau. “But then I got a call from them over the winter to see if I was interested in leasing the food and beverage operations. Having worked in the kitchen before, I jumped at the chance. In the future I hope to lease the entire property if I can make a go of it this season.” Mr. Boudreau, who grew up in Cambridge and started his culinary career at age 8 selling sausages outside of Fenway Park (he is still a Sox fan), is passionate about local ingredients and uses them in concert with a handful of specialty items from around the world. The chef has worked at the Savoy Hotel

take on bacon-wrapped scallops? Sea scallops tossed in a truffle vinaigrette made with rendered bacon. On classic proscuitto and melon? A chilled cantaloupe soup garnished with poached sea scallops and oven-dried proscuitto croutons. The ripe, local melon is marinated with mint and jalapenos before being emulsified into an ethereal foam made creamy by the addition of sparkling water. A recent dinner on the Inn’s terrace overlooking Coecles Harbor with friends was a feast for all senses. Many of Mr. Boudreau’s staff are French, and the air is filled with the cadence of their language. The chef paired numerous courses with wines from his carefully edited global list, which includes a number of notable local selections. (Call in advance to arrange for a similar tasting menu paired with wines.) We began with the chilled aforementioned soup, accompanied by a crisp Tavel Rose from Prieure de Montzagues. Next came a luscious appetizer of burrata (it literally means “butter” in Italian), a fresh mozzarella with a solid outer shell and molten, creamy center served with house-made arugula bread fried until crisp and shards of warm sunburst tomatoes. It was nicely paired with a Chilean Carmenere from Alcance. (Carmenere grapes

“Last year the owners believed that they had a buyer for the Inn,” said Mr. Boudreau. “But then I got a call from them over the winter to see if I was interested in leasing the food and beverage operations.” and Allium in London and believes, as a result of his extensive travel, in “being a responsible citizen of the world.” Everything from radish tops to fish bones is put to use in his kitchen. The chef is also a master of deconstruction. His

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L.I.’s Newest Vineyard Literally Shines: Sparkling Pointe It is truly poetic justice that a couple who met at a ball at the Waldorf Astoria should start Long Island’s first vineyard and winery dedicated to producing only sparkling wine. The magical setting of Tom and Cynthia Rosicki’s first meeting portended a future filled with romance, and what goes better with romance than Champagne? The pair’s love of that beverage, coupled with having a home on the North Fork and recognizing the favorable climate for grape growing, inspired them to go into the wine business. Both are native Long Islanders. After a 2001 meeting with Steve Mudd, a wellknown vineyard developer on the North Fork, the Rosickis purchased a piece of property in Southold. With a vineyard already planted and managed by Steve, the couple plans to break ground this fall for a French Manor-styled tasting room and winery that will host public tastings, private parties, corporate events and weddings. The Rosickis also contacted Gilles Martin, formerly of Martha Clara Vineyards in Mattituck and the Roederer Estate in Mendocino County, Ca., to make their wines. M. Martin is a native of France

and has built a reputation for makThe Rosickis frequently travel to ing excellent sparkling wine here Brazil, and on one of these trips met on Long Island. a Brazilian artist who would inspire Current wines, made in the tradithe label design for their wines. tional French methode champ“The painting on both of our curenoise style, include a 2004 Brut rent labels is the creation of artist Claudio Paciullo,” said the and a 2004 Brut Rose called Topaz Imperial, both made by M. Martin. Rosickis. “The muse on the label The 2004 Brut is an elegant inhabits the spirit of our wines.” sparkler rich in apple and pear flaIn the meantime, you can purvors with a hint of toast. Full and chase Sparkling Pointe wines at well balanced, it has a long finish www.sparklingpointe.com and sevand creamy texture. The 2004 eral retail locations, including Topaz Imperial Rose earned its Sherwood House Vineyards tasting name from its delicate pink salmon room in Mattituck. You will also find color, which resembles the precious it on the wine lists of Vine Street Tom and Cynthia Rosicki Brazilian Topaz gemstone. Café in Shelter Island and The Strawberry, red cherry with a hint of cassis domiAmerican Hotel in Sag Harbor. Call 631-765-0200. nate the flavors. – S. Whitney Simm Not surprisingly, the Rosickis enjoy sparkling wines “with, before and after meals as well as by Susan Whitney Simm is Dan’s Wine Guide itself,” they said. “We feel our wines pair exceptionEditor. The next Wine Guide will appear in Dan’s ally well with fresh Long Island seafood and shellLabor Day issue, August 29. Email ssimm@optonfish, whether cooked or raw.” line.net


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were originally planted in the Medoc region of Bordeaux and used much as Petit Verdot is today as a blending grape.) Fish pate, this evening a combination of striped bass and porgy (often caught by the chef himself), is house-smoked using twigs from the Inn’s property and vine clippings from local vineyards. It is served with crunchy wax and green beans from Cutchogue’s Satur Farms, along with toothy fregula, a delightfully chewy, toasted pasta from Sardinia that is similar to couscous. A Hunold Riesling from Alsace provided a fruity counterpoint to the brininess of the fish. Another seafood standout is the entrée of smoked sea scallops, procured fresh from the docks at Montauk. The shellfish are smoked and seasoned with the chef ’s homemade version of the classic Old Bay seasoning and served with local sweet corn, roasted peppers and shiitake mushrooms grown on a boutique mushroom farm in Southampton. Pan-seared Long Island duck breast, pink and juicy, hails from Jurgielewicz Farms in Moriches. It is served in a duck reduction alongside heirloom carrots (“scrubbed but never peeled to preserve nutrients”) and haricots verts from Satur. Another interesting plate mate is the often overlooked kohl rabi, a root vegetable Mr. Boudreau poaches in a broth perfumed with curry. A hush settled over our table as aromas wafted into the air from plates of Hertiage Farms pork chops from upstate New York. The meat is meltingly tender, but it was upstaged by the spectacu-

Atmosphere: Gracious country inn Recommended: Chilled soups, housesmoked fish, burrata, raw bar platters, organic hanger steak, Heritage Farms pork, all seafood entrees, LI duck, pot de creme, cookies and milk Prices: appetizers $10-14; Raw Bar $12-14; Entrees $32-35 Location: Big Ram, Shelter Island Reservations: 631-749-0811 lar accompaniment of cannellini beans and calva nerno (literally black cabbage, a member of the kale family). Mr. Boudreau learned how to cook beans in the Tuscan style during a stint at Manhattan’s Maremma under chef Cesare Casella, who was the original chef at Beppe in the Flatiron District. “Cesare was fond of saying ‘beans suck,’” laughs Mr. Boudreau. “He meant it literally. Beans absorb whatever they are soaked or cooked in. Here we soak them in seasoned liquid before rinsing and cooking slowly in water with aromatics such as rosemary. Beans are fragile and must be handled accordingly.” The results are one of the best dishes we have ever tasted, perfectly set off by the kale, which is braised in sherry vinegar, olive oil, garlic and shallots. A Bouchard Pinot Noir from Burgundy was an unusual but appealingly rustic match for the flavorful food. All desserts are house-made by pastry chef

James Halikman. Recent standouts include a gooseberry-peach crisp made with local fruit from Wickham’s Fruit Farm in Cutchogue, a chocolate pot de creme (a house specialty) and my favorite, “Cookies and Milk,” which features miniature treats and a cold glass of Ronny Brook Milk from an upstate farm. Mr. Boudreau has leased the kitchen through the end of October. He is currently open six days a week through Labor Day, and will offer special five-course tasting menus with wine preceded by complimentary cocktail hours with passed hors d’oeuvres ($75 per person) on Thursdays through Columbus Day weekend, when he will co-host a Slow Food benefit with North Quarter Farm of Riverhead. Stopping by the inn on a beautifully sunny day to ask some questions about his plans for the future, I ask the chef how he feels about the possibility of the inn becoming a rehab center. He pauses at a chore that obviously has his full attention in the kitchen. “It is not a rehab center yet!” he says, with obvious reference to the culinary task at hand. “For now, we provide the best food and service that we can and we remain hopeful that we can continue to do so in the future.” The setting of the Ram’s Head Inn is idyllic and the food some of the best being served on the East End. If we could all stop focusing on the rehab controversy long enough to support Mr. Boudreau’s efforts by patronizing his restaurant today, tomorrow may just take care of itself.

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less prestigious Chablis appellations. All these versions in general offer great value for serious Chardonnay at each level. The difference between the levels is mostly about the site of the vineyards, with the Premier Cru sites having better soils and warmer zones, while the Grand Cru sites are all clustered together on a slope overlooking the Serein River and the town of Chablis. The Grand Cru sites are all south-facing and on steep exposures that allow the grapes to ripen perfectly and get a sense of that great Chablis minerality (sometimes referred to as wet stone or flint). While most Chablis is not oaked, there are some producers who use oak to either age or ferment the wines. Domaine Raveneau, Domaine William Fevre and Domaine Dauvissat are top producers who use differing amounts of new oak in their Chablis, but most who do use oak use very little and only for their top wines. Domaine William Fevre once lead the oaky Chardonnay faction in Chablis until the house was bought in 1998 by the Henriot family. Now the oak character is toned down with less new oak used. The traditional thought on oak in Chablis is that oak dampens the classic steely and flinty notes of the wines, but also adds substance and tannin that allow the wines to age more gracefully. I tend to lean towards “less is better” when it comes to oak and find that balance, not oak, is the key to ageabilty. As Chablis is quite small and has suffered the indignity of having its fine reputation dented by the jug producers, choosing a Chablis is pretty straightforward. There are few wines that don’t attain a very good dollar to quality ratio, but seek out producers

that are based in the region and own property in the region. They are more conscious of producing wines that will continue to raise the reputation of the region. Drouhin and Verget may be exceptions, but I still feel that supporting the producers struggling in the town and surrounding areas ought to be rewarded by my palate. Along with the producers I have already mentioned look for the following Domaineproduced wines: Defaix, Droin, Louis Michel, Christian Moreau, Brocard, Vocoret and Albert Picq. (Domaine-produced refers to the estate, which means the producers own the vineyard and therefore control all the production.) What I look for in fine Chablis is dictated by the quality levels and therefore the price. For instance, my expectations for an AC Chablis will be more reserved than those of a Le Clos Grand Cru. So for a simple Petit Chablis I expect to find it costing less than $20 a bottle (closer to $15) and the flavors will represent the Chardonnay grape strongly with notes of green apple and bright citrus. A very good one will offer up steely notes of minerals, flint or wet stone. The main difference between AC Chablis and Petit Chablis will be the concentration and length, more of the characters found in Petit but with more elegance, concentration and better balance. In addition, the acidity in the AC won’t be as aggressive and tart. The Premier Cru Chablis category often represents the finest value, depending on the producer. There are forty sites allowed to be called Premier Cru, but we only see about ten of them in our markets. The finest are Fourchaume (very close to Grand Cru in proximi-

ty and quality), Montee de Tonnerre and Montmains. These are wines that can easily be compared to Premier Crus from Beaune, such as Puligny and Chassagne, but at far more reasonable prices. In general, Premier Cru Chablis can be found for $40 a bottle or less in a fine wine store. This versus a Premier Cru from Puligny or Chassagne which today are selling for $60 at the lower tier and pushing $90 for wines from the more reputed producers. Grand Cru Chablis also offers amazing value when compared to equal wines from Corton Charlemagne and the Montrachet sites. Great Grand Cru Chablis can be found for between $70 and $110 a bottle right now, while similar wines from Montrachet and Corton Charle can’t be touched for less than $150 a bottle with the best closer to $500. At every level, Chablis represents classy food wines, great summer wines and very fine value. Christopher Miller is the Senior Wine Writer for Dan’s Papers “Wine Guides.” Mr. Miller is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, an Advanced Sommelier with the Court of Master Sommeliers, a wine consultant for Sherry-Lehmann and wine educator. He is also the Education Director for Long Island’s Sommelier Wine Academy, and has held the position of saucier chef at Schweizerhof in St. Moritz, Switzerland, and that of sommelier at Manhattan’s ‘21’ Club. He is teaching a Captain’s Course at the Ruvo Restaurants starting in September. Visit his website noblewines.com or email csm@hamptonswineclub.com.

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Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

Dining and Nightlife

Very Berry Good Desserts While I’ve made a few desserts over many years of teaching cooking, I have always leaned toward the savory rather than the sweet. Perhaps it’s my aversion to measuring. Yet I enjoy a good dessert, especially when it’s home made. At a recent dinner party, my hostess prepared a goat cheesecake over run with berries and cream. This unusual and especially delicious, not at all sweet, cake intrigued me. The timing couldn’t be more perfect as my dessert article was in the planning stage where each recipe would incorporate berries in one way or another. I might be a tad late for local raspberries, but blueberries and blackberries are currently lining the shelves of your local farm stands. The antioxidant activity of blueberries is thought to protect the body against the damaging effects of free radicals and the chronic diseases associated with the aging process. Blueberries and blackberries are also a great source of vitamin C. The simplicity of preparing the delectable blueberry sauce is also a gift since it will last for weeks in the refrigerator and it’s ready when you are to spoon over ice cream, sorbet or whatever you fancy. For a bit of glamour on your summer dessert table, prepare a berry trifle with layers of store-bought pound cake lightly brushed with lemon syrup, raspberry preserve, whipped cream and of course lots of mixed berries. Now about that goat cheesecake – I was delighted when my friend, a very busy gal in the corporate

Zest and juice from 1 navel orange 1/2 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 1. Place blueberries in a colander and pick them over for any bruised berries and stems. Rinse and place 2 pints (reserve 1 cup) in a 1-quart saucepan. Add remaining ingredients and stir gently to mix. Place over medium heat and bring the mixture to the edge of a boil. Adjust heat and cook at a brisk simmer for 5 minutes and stir in additional 1 cup blueberries. Serve warm or let cool and refrigerate in a suitable container. 2. When ready to serve, reheat to drizzle over ice cream or serve at room temperature.

world of fashion, shared the recipe with me from a late ‘90s issue of Food & Wine magazine. Barbara, who has precious little time to spend in the kitchen, and her husband Richard love to entertain – and I’m pleased to be on their guest list. DELECTABLE BLUBERRY SAUCE Simple, quick and a delight to know it’s ready when you are. Serve over your favorite vanilla ice cream or sliced lemony pound cake – or both. Yield: 2 pints 2 pints plus 1 cup fresh blueberries 1/4 teaspoon allspice

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berries Confectioners’ sugar for dusting Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9-inch round cake pan and dust with granulated sugar.

1. Combine lemon syrup ingredients in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil, stirring to dissolve the sugar. Adjust heat and simmer with a brisk surface bubble about 10-12 minutes until a light syrup results. Let cool.

1. Combine the goat cheese with granulated sugar, lemon zest, lemon juice and vanilla in a stand-up electric mixer or with electric hand beaters, beat mixture at medium speed until smooth. Beat in the egg yolks, 2 at time, incorporating them completely before adding the next batch. Beat in the flour at low speed.

2. Rinse the berries quickly under a spray of cool tap water. Let drain in a colander for several minutes then gently spread out on paper towels to dry. Transfer berries to a bowl and reserve about 1 cup to garnish the trifle. 3. In a cold bowl with cold beaters whip the cream, gradually adding the sugar after cream is partially whipped. Continue whipping until firm peaks form. Be careful not to over beat. 4. To assemble trifle, cut pound cake into 1/2 inch slices. Arrange one-third slices in bottom of glass trifle bowl and sprinkle with 2-3 tablespoons lemon syrup. Dollop one-third raspberry preserves over the cake then spread to sides of bowl. Top with one-third mixed berries over the preserves then one-third of the whipped cream over the berries. Repeat this procedure 2 more times. Cover lightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for a minimum of 3 hours or up to one day ahead. Garnish with dollops of cream and reserved berries.

GOAT CHEESE CAKE WITH MIXED BERRIES The succulent sweet taste of blackberries, the sweet crunch of blueberries and the mild tartness of raspberries give this unique cake a sweet finish. Serves 8 11 ounces mild fresh goat cheese, softened 3/4 cup granulated sugar plus extra to dust baking pan 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest 1 1/2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 6 large eggs, separated 3 tablespoons all purpose flour 1 cup whipping cream 1/2 pint each blueberries, blackberries and rasp-

2. In a clean bowl with clean beaters, beat the egg whites until firm but not dry. Fold one-third of the white into the goat cheese mixture to soften, then gently fold in the remaining whites. Spoon the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 40 minutes, or until a skewer inserted in the center of the cake comes out clean. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. The cake can be made up to one day ahead and refrigerated suitably wrapped. 3. When ready to serve whip the cream in a cold bowl with cold beaters until firm peaks form. Do not over beat. Invert the cake onto a large serving plate. Arrange the berries on top and sift confectioners’ sugar over the berries. Cut the cake into wedges and serve with a dollop of whipped cream. Above recipe adapted from Food & Wine magazine, August, 1998.

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The Inn Spot on the Bay

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32 Lighthouse Road, Hampton Bays, 631-728-1200

By Susan M. Galardi At some restaurants, you have a meal. At others, you have an experience. At the Inn Spot on the Bay, the experience is so full and rich that over the course of the evening, you feel as if you’ve traveled from the Cape to Ireland, France, the Mediterranean, Thailand... The Inn Spot is headed up by Cheffe Colette (Connor) who is originally from Ireland and has traveled internationally. She and pastry chef Pamela

Wolfert’s worldly experience is reflected in food that is an unusual and successful combination of influences – the richness and complexity of French mingled with the light, freshness of Thai. This combination proves very successful in many offerings on the menu, which is focused, not surprisingly, on seafood. The wine list is also very international, with unusual offerings like a French organic, a white rioja from Spain, three different years of a few high end ($300 plus) wines. There’s an excellent selection of wines in

all categories, from reasonably priced to vintage wines in the hundreds. No surprise that the Inn Spot is up for a Wine Spectator award this year. The Inn itself, built in 1902, feels like a B&B on the coast of Ireland. Sitting inside the restaurant or out on the lazy back porch, a wide green lawn extends to a bulkhead smack on Shinnecock Bay. It is one of the most spectacular restaurant settings on the East End – I can’t imagine a better place for a sunset. The Inn Spot feels miles from nowhere in its quiet and calm, yet it’s minutes from Southampton, just about 20 from Sag Harbor, and worth the drive from all points east — it’s a vacation from your vacation. And then there’s the food. Colette is the first chef from the Hamptons to win the prestigious Platinum Chef award for a dish that sounds unusual and tastes incredible: Roasted Duck with Marshmallow Sauce. The meat was cooked to perfection and the sauce, a 7(continued on next page)

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rich glaze, added the perfect touch of sweet, but not too sweet as you’d imagine with marshmallows. One bite makes it clear why this dish is a winner. Meals in the dining room, an elegant, intimate space, begin with a creation called tapioca crisps. Light as a feather, large as a plate and addictive, these greaseless alternatives to bread are served with a lightly sweet, soy dipping “syrup.” It is a dramatic presentation, telegraphing the message that you’re in for a very different kind of dining experience. Appetizers include shellfish of all manner. We tried the Escargot en Croute. Forget the clicky-clacky shells. These incredibly tender morsels were hidden away in a very rich pastry, with a hint of chive. While some might think this is gilding the lily, that shouldn’t stop you from ordering the decadent appetizer, best shared with at least one other diner. For the Tender Calamari, tender says it all. None of the four of us ever recalled a better, more delicate texture. Colette has two secrets to the success of the lightly breaded and fried (but greaseless) dish. First, the Inn Spot is one of the few restaurants out here that uses fresh squid, brought right in to the Shinnecock canal. The second secret is the number of seconds the calamari is cooked (I won’t tell). It is served with three sauces, a mild, herbed aioli, simple light sesame soy, and a delicately flavored marinara – just three of the worldly influences to be discovered through the meal.

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We tried a soup, Cheffe’s Elixer, billed as “orgasmic.” While I can’t attest to that, I will say that the combination of coconut milk and herbs, garnished with cashews, scallions and ginger elicited groans of contentment from our table. Of the entrees, we all adored the Sesame Seared Tuna, coated in black sesame seeds, served with Wasabi crème and accompanied by lovely lightly sauteed spinach. Gorgeous. The Crustaceous Pot Pie was another winner. Lobster, shrimp and scallops in the suspended animation of a very light béchamel with just a hint of sherry, topped with a lovely puff pastry. And so were the huge local Sea Scallops, topped with candied ginger and citrus glaze, with saffron rice in the shape of a temple. We tried three desserts: The homemade ice creams were fresh and delicious; the Meringue with fruit compote a rare menu offering, but the star was the Chocolate Gateau Coulant flourless cake with homemade ice cream. Just get it. The Inn Spot does catering — weddings, rehearsal dinners — on that magnificent setting in the summer, and inside year round. There are also 13 rooms available a the Inn, on that unbelievably gorgeous setting. The restaurant is open for dinner every night.

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Side Dish Aji Jones Tierra Mar in Westhampton Beach is offering a special a la carte menu combined with live music every Saturday night. Enjoy ocean views and a performance by Mambo Loco with original repertoire. The menu changes weekly. Sample menu items include: goat cheese filled zucchini blossoms with warm black raspberry vinaigrette; pan seared local organic shitake and oyster mushrooms; crisp pan seared whole boneless local flounder; roasted sliced breast of Long Island free-range duck with leg confit; and charbroiled Chopper Ridge rib eye steak with merlot sauce. Tierra Mar is open seven days a week. For more information, or reservations call Tierra Mar at (631) 288-2700. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill now offers a three-course prix fixe menu for early diners from 5 to 6 p.m. The special menu will be offered every night except Tuesdays when the restaurant is closed. Sample menu items include: the Muse “in da House” salad with baby greens tossed in roma tomato balsamic sour on a bed of feathered cucumbers topped with crumbled boursin cheese in a herbed tomato bowl; simply grilled New York strip or Atlantic salmon served with garlic whipped potatoes and grilled asparagus; and mambo chicken italiano with lightly breaded chicken cutlets topped with warm roma tomato, boursin cheese bruschetta with herbed parmesan spetzle. For more information about MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge call (631) 726-2606. Harbor Bistro in East Hampton now offers a three-course “Before the Sunset” prix fixe menu for $29 every night from 5 to 6 p.m. The special is also available all night, every night at the bar. Menu items include: lobster bisque; duck confit and mushroom crepe; crispy fried calamari; rigatoni bolognese with pancetta, porcini, and shaved parmesan; pistachio

crusted tilapia with crisp risotto cake, Tahitian vanilla lobster butter; roasted free range half chicken with chorizo Arborio paella and truffle grape tomato pistou; and banana bread pudding. Harbor Bistro is open from 5 to 10 p.m. on Sunday through Thursday and until 11 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. For reservations or further information on the restaurant, call Harbor Bistro at (631) 324-7300. Matto in East Hampton is now offering takeout menus for lunch and dinner. Call ahead and have your meals at Matto waiting for you when you arrive to take home and enjoy. Takeout is available Monday through Saturday starting at 5 p.m. and Sunday starting at noon. Place your order by phone today at (631) 329-0255 or fax (631) 329-0224. Takeout menu items include linguini alle vongole in bianco o rosso with fresh baby clams in a natural clam broth, served in white or red sauce; pizza Matto with roasted garlic with cherry peppers and pecorino Romano; insalata caprese with fresh mozzarella, tomato and basil, sprinkled over extra virgin oil; and the bologna panini with grilled chicken, roasted peppers, and mozzarella. Matto is open seven days: Monday through Saturday starting at 5 p.m. and Sunday starting at Noon. For more information call Matto at (631) 329-0200. Citarella in East Hampton and Watermill now offers two seasonal picnic baskets for Hamptonites this summer. Citarella’s Classic Picnic Basket ($400) is designed for a gourmet summer outing and Citarella’s Backpack Picnic ($150) is ideal for an outdoor concert, a beach outing or the upcoming Hamptons Classic Horse Show. Each basket serves four and is filled with delicious ready-to-eat favorites. The baskets and backpacks are reusable. Citarella in East Hampton is open Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to

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6:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m. to 7 p.m.; and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. The Water Mill store is open Monday – Thursday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m.; and Sunday, 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. For further information, contact the nearest Citarella in East Hampton at (631) 324-9190 or Water Mill at (631) 726-3636. Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club in Montauk presents Gotta, Yachta, Lobsta Night every Thursday from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. through August 28 with a selection of lobster specials from Chef Jared Potter such as: lobster bisque; pan seared lobster cakes; surf and turf lobster filet mignon; lobster savannah; and crab stuffed lobsters. For more information call the Lighthouse Grill at Montauk Yacht Club at (631) 688-3100.

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MONDAY, AUGUST 4

75 MAIN – DJ and dancing. No cover. Clara Rose 5-7 p.m. 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. THE ARTFUL DODGER – The Gabis Brothers, 10 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BEACH BAR – TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party, 8 p.m. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – Latino Night. 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2575. DOCKERS – Dave Tyler. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. DUNE – Open Friday and Saturday night from 10 p.m.-4 a.m. 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. GURNEY’S INN – Dancing Friday and Saturday night. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LA PLAYA – Open late night Friday and Saturday for dinner and drinks. 125 Tuckahoe Rd., Southampton. 631-2516292. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Sari Kesser Trio, 7-11 p.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. REGULARS CAFE – Brian Lavelle, 8-11 p.m. Brian LeClerc and the North Sea Home Growns, 11 p.m.-close, $10. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour, 4 p.m.-12 a.m. DJ Dory. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Booga Suga, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TOM McBRIEN’S – Nip and Shuck Happy Hour every day from 3 to 7 p.m. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. TURTLE CROSSING – Mama Lee & Friends, 5:30- 8 p.m. 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161.

THE ARTFUL DODGER – Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock night. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2882885. REGULARS CAFE – Winston Irie, 8-11 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Diana Berry, 8 p.m., $10. Suddyn, 11 p.m., $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TIERRA MAR – Mambo Loco Quartet, 6 p.m. 231 Dune Rd., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2 75 MAIN – Kingpins Band, 10 p.m. Clara Rose 5-7 p.m. 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575. ALMONCELLO – Karaoke, 10:30 p.m. 290 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. THE ARTFUL DODGER – Talk of the Town, 10 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. ATLANTICA RESTAURANT – The Mambo Loco Quartet, 7-11 p.m. 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700. BABETTE’S – Paul Gene, 7-10 p.m. 66 Newtown, East Hampton. 631-329-5377. BEACH BAR – Happy Hour, 2 p.m. Ladies Night, $10. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. CIGAR BAR – DJ Sam. 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-2575. DOCKERS – Noiz and others. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE DORY RESTAURANT – The Moondogs, 10 p.m-1 a.m. 185 North Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-749-4300. FIDDLERS COVE – Second Shift. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Chuck “E” Band, 2-6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Frank Anthony, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE– DJ Dome, 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles for $2.50. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Amy Birdsong Band, 8 p.m., $15. Second Step, 11 p.m., $25. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music. Reopening of the Night Club, featuring Clamor. Ladies drink free, 9-11 p.m. 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. WHITE HOUSE – Doors at 10 p.m. 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121.

REGULARS CAFE – Open mic, 7 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Ladies Night, wit DJ Disco Pauly. 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Inda Eaton, 8 p.m., $10. Karaoke, 11 p.m., $5. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631267-3117. TOM McBRIEN’S – Open Mic. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 7 TUESDAY, AUGUST 5 THE ARTFUL DODGER – All you can drink Coors Light, 8 p.m.-12 a.m. $15. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BEACH BAR – Employees Night. 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Lobster bake special. Paul Mahas, 6 p.m. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. MARGARITA GRILLE – Mambo Loco Trio, 7 p.m. 83 Main St., Westhampton. 631-288-5252. PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her band, 6:30- 9:30 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. REGULARS CAFE – Brian Lavelle, 7-10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Matt White, 7 p.m., $15. Little Sticks of Dynamite, 9 p.m., $10. Chris Scianni and Friends, 11 p.m., $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

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THE ARTFUL DODGER – Specials for guys, 8-10 p.m. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BEACH HUT – The Mambo Loco Quintet, 6 p.m. At Meschutt Beach, 1 Canal Rd., Hampton Bays. BUCKLEY’S INN BETWEEN – Karaoke, 9 p.m.–1 a.m. 139 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7287197. DOCKERS – Annie Morgan. 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. FIDDLERS COVE – Acoustic open mic, 8 p.m. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577.

THE ARTFUL DODGER – Karaoke, 9 p.m. No cover. 113 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2885. BAY BURGER – Feed the Need, 7 p.m. No cover. 1742 Sag Harbor Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-603-6160. DUNE – Open every Thursday from 10 p.m.- 4 a.m. 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke, 9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. LE CHEF BISTRO – Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta, 7- 10 p.m. 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-8581. MUSE – Steve Fredericks, 7-10 p.m. No cover. Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Jimmy Mazz. 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PINK ELEPHANT – Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. REGULARS CAFE – Michael Hennessey, 7-10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Blood Street, 8 p.m., $10. Second Shift, 11 p.m., $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. TOM McBRIEN’S PUB – Ladies night. DJ Shawn. 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137 WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays, 5- 7:30 p.m. 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolffer.com or call 631-537-5106. Email all nightlife updates to nightlife@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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SUNDAY, AUGUST 3 BAMBOO – 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials. 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. MONTAUK YACHT CLUB – Chuck “E” Band, 2-6 p.m. 32 Star Island Rd., Montauk. 631-668-3100. RAM’S HEAD INN – Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss, 6-10 p.m. Ram’s Head Island Drive, Shelter Island. 631-749-0811. REGULARS CAFE – Brian Lavelle, 7-10 p.m. 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. Regularsmusiccafe.com. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Leon Russell, 8 p.m., $65/$80. Inner Roots, 11 p.m., $10. 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

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Dining and Nightlife 75 MAIN RESTAURANT – Lunch and dinner seven days and Daily Prix Fixe. Tues. is Local Night, Wed. is Prime Rib Night, and Thurs. is Clambake Night. Located at 75 Main Street, Southampton, 631-283-7575. ALISON AT THE MAIDSTONE INN AND TAVERN – The restaurant is open Wednesday through Sunday for dinner from 5:30-10.30 p.m. Sunday Brunch 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. www.alisonrestaurant.com/www.maidstonearms.com. Located at 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5440. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Open seven days, 6 – 11 p.m. on weekdays, 6 p.m.-12 a.m. on weekends. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to rib eye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the finest lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858 bsmith.com. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – International pub right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days a week 11-9 p.m. with a late night menu Fri. and Sat. until 12:30 a.m. Happy hour everyday 5-7 p.m. with 1/2 price apps at the bar on Fri. and free apps on Sat. Lunch and Dinner specials everyday. Mon. Employee night, Tues. Two For’s, Wed. All you can eat seafood, Thurs. Ladies night. Late night wing night and Beer Pong for $15 starting at 9 p.m., with outdoor bar and patio. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631283-4316. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Voted as one of the Best of the Best Seafood Restaurants by Dan’s Papers readers. Open for dinner from 4 p.m., seven nights a week, closed Tuesday until June 17 and then will be open seven nights. Daily $25, 4-course Prix Fixe Sunday-Thursday. Crab feast, Shrimp feast, Seafood platter special. Serving lunch Fri.-Sun. from 12-4 p.m. Sunday Brunch 12-3 p.m. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. till 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a

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Live music on our deck weekends weather permitting. Visit oaklandsresturant.com for more information. 631-728-6900. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT - Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road. Sag Harbor. oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-7274828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef’s tastings available seven days a week for $30. Live entertainment Fri. & Sat. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Open 7 days a week, 4-10 p.m. Sun.-Thurs. and 4-11 p.m. Fri. and Sat. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER – Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going west Exit 53) 631-4621432. THE REGULARS MUSIC CAFÉ – Live music. Great food. Lunch. Dinner. Happy Hour, half priced drinks 5-7 p.m. 631 . 287 . 2900 RegularsMusicCafe.com 1271 North Sea Rd, Southampton. THE SALTWATER GRILL – Located on the Atlantic Ocean in Westhampton Beach, serving amazing ocean views, friendly service, and classic, simply grilled seafood and steaks. Lunch/Dinner/Drinks/Live Music. 631 288-1485. Located 379 Dune Road Westhampton Beach. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631537-6255. SAVANNA’S – Open for dinner at 6 p.m. Happy hour Monday-Friday until 7 p.m. Wednesday is lobster night, featuring Chef’s special lobster menu. Gracious dining indoors in our historic dining room and outside the rose garden. Located at 268 Elm St. Southampton. 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. SUNSET CAFÉ – Organic cafe by day, wine and martini bar by night. Offering organic coffee, wraps, sandwiches, soup, salads and baked goods. Located at 49 Sunset Ave, Westhampton Beach. (631) 288-3010, sunsetcafewhb.com TUSCAN HOUSE – Regional Italian Cuisine, seafood, pastas, meat and poultry, you feel that you have been transported to Italy the moment you arrive. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best” Italian Food. Open year round. 10 Windmill Lane, Southampton, 631-287-8703 TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 221 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Seafood, pasta, prime-aged steaks, lobster dinners. Prix-fixe available every night until 7 p.m. Thursday and Sundays. Lobster dinner $17, Prime Rib $21.95 or Prime Rib and Lobster $36. Live music in the dining room Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. ZIGGY’S FOOD + DRINK– ‘60s Surfer Beach Style. Grilled Kabobs, Great Burgers, Vegetarian choices and Salads. Kids play while adults checkout the frozen drinks. Come early - grab a spot. Late Night Swinging Bar. Open at 11/7 days. Located at 964 Bridge/Sag Turnpike. 631-5376060. ZiggysBridgehampton.com


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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 70 Benefits – pg. 87 Day by Day – pg. 87 Kids’ Events – pg. 107 Movies – pg. 66 Nightlife – pg. 85

BENEFITS 4TH ANNUAL OLDE TOWNE ANTIQUE SHOW AND SALE – 8/1-2 – 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Benefit for the proposed building renovations at the First Presbyterian Church, 120 Main St., East Hampton. 631-329-1669. FRIDAYS AT FIVE – 8/1 – 5 p.m. Mike Lupica will speak about his novel. $15. To benefit the Hampton Library. At the library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. AFTER 25 YEARS… A SPARKLING SILVER CELEBRATION – 8/1 – 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cocktail reception. To benefit the Alzheimer’s Association. At Nancy Corzine Southampton, 5 Main St., Southampton. 212-843-1712. CASINO NIGHT – 8/1 – 7 p.m. To benefit the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Preservation and Research. At Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631369-9840. 22nd ANNUAL HISTORIC MULFORD FAMILY FARM ANTIQUE SHOW AND SALE – 8/2 – 9 a.m. Benefit for the East Hampton Historical Society. James Lane at Montauk Highway, Main Street, East Hampton. 62nd ANNUAL CLOTHESLINE ART SALE – 8/2 – 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Proceeds are split between the artists and Guild Hall. At Guild Hall, 158 Main St., East Hampton. 631-324-0806. A SUMMER COCKTAIL PARTY IN HONOR OF ARTWALK NY – 8/2 – 5-8 p.m. A benefit for Coalition for the Homeless. At Hearthstone, 850 Sagg Main St., Sagaponack. 212-776-2051. GOLDEN GALA – 8/2 – Southampton Hospital’s 50th annual summer party to benefit the Emergency Services Department. Under tents on the corner of Wickapogue and Old Town Roads in Southampton. 631-726-8700. WILD WILD WEST CARNIVAL – 8/3 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. To benefit the Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University National Women’s Division, New York Chapter. At Diamond Ranch, 600 Mecox Road, Water Mill. aecom.yu.edu/familyday/index.asp. YARD SALE EXTRAORDINAIRE – 8/3 – 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Benefits East End food pantries. At the Jewish Center of the Hampton, 44 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 917-348-1822. THROUGH FARMS AND FIELDS – 8/3 – 5:30 p.m. Benefiting the Peconic Land Trust. At Whitecap Farm, Mecox Road, Water Mill. 631-283-3195. BATTLE OF THE BARS – 8/6 – To benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. At Neptune Beach Club, 46 Dune Rd., East Qupgue. 631-234-4015. HAMPTONS TRUNK SHOW – 8/7 – 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sponsored by the UJA-Federation of New York Manhattan Women’s Philanthropy. At 70 Fairfield Pond Ln., Sagaponack. 212-584-3305. ST. ANN’S ANNUAL HOUSE TOUR – 8/7 – 1-5 p.m. Tour five local homes. To benefit St. Ann’s Episcopal Church. 631-537-1527.

FRIDAY, 1 PARRISH FRIDAYS AT NOON – 8/1 – 12 p.m. “Sands in the Surrealist Hourglass.” At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-2832118. CONCERTS IN THE PARK – 8/1 – 6:30 p.m. Southampton Youth Bureau Youth Concert. At Agawam Beach, Southampton. HAMPTON BAYS FIRE DEPARTMENT CARNIVAL –8/1-3 – 7-11 p.m. Rides, games and food. Fireworks and parade 7/30 at 7 p.m. At the Fire Department, 69 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays.

THE ART OF SOLO AND Bridgehampton. 631-324-0806. PICK OF THE WEEK COLLABORATIVE PIANO – WANDA SYKES – 8/2 – 8:30 PROJECT SAND- p.m. At Westhampton Performing 8/1 – 4 p.m. At the Southampton STORM – 8/2 – 7-11 p.m. Arts Center, 76 Main St., Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., Music, art, complimentary Westhampton Beach. 631-288Southampton. 631-287-4377. NEW YORK ETUDES AND drinks and food, green ideas. $5. 1500. TRIO – 8/1 – 7 p.m. Classical At the Parrish Art Museum, music. $5. At the Southampton Southampton. 631-283-2118 ext. SUNDAY, 3 Cultural Center, 25 Pond Ln., 48. WATERCOLOR CLASSES – Southampton. 631-287-4377. 8/3 – 10 a.m.-1 p.m. and 1-4 p.m. HABIB KOIT AND BAMADA – 8/1 – 8:30 p.m. With artist Lois Bender. $45 for three hours. At Sag At Westhampton Performing Arts Center, 76 Main Harbor Florist, 3 Bay St., Sag Harbor. 917-282-5930. St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-1500. BUDDHIST MEDITATION – 8/3 – 10:30-11:30 a.m. Meditations to increase mental peace and well SATURDAY, 2 being for everyone. Located at 40 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-5700. EAST HAMPTON SANDCASTLE CONTEST – ARCHITECTURAL WALKING TOUR – 8/3 – 11 8/2 – 9 a.m.-3 p.m. At Atlantic Avenue Beach, a.m. Locations vary. Call for directions. 631-283Amagansett. 631-324-6250. 2494. SUMMER FAIR – 8/2 – 9 a.m.-12 p.m. At AMERICAN MUSICAL THEATRE SALUTES: Montauk Community Church, Montauk. 631-668JEROME KERN IN HOLLYWOOD – 8/3 – 7:30 9249. p.m. At the Bridgehampton Community House, ART & ARTISANS SHOW & SALE – 8/2 – 10 Bridgehampton. 631-324-0806. a.m.-4 p.m. At Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House KT TUNSTALL – 8/3 – 8:30 p.m. At Westhampton Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2494. Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., Westhampton BRIDGEHAMPTON HERITAGE FAIR – 8/2 – Beach. 631-288-1500. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5. Children under 12 free. At the Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088. MONDAY, 4 BRIDGEHAMPTON POLO CLUB – 8/2 – 4 p.m. PHILOSOPHY CLASS – 8/4 – 3 p.m. With Saturdays through August. $20 per car is donated to instructor Susan Pashman. Registration is required. the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. On At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Hayground Road, Water Mill. Rain dates are Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. Sundays at 2 p.m. 212-421-1367. PIANOFEST – 8/4 – 5-7 p.m. $12, students free. MEET THE AUTHOR – 8/2 – 6:30 p.m. Roger At the Avram Theater, Stony Brook Southampton, Rosenblatt. At East End Books, 53 The Circle, East 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-329-0530. Hampton. 631-324-8680. OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING – 8/4 – 6-9 PROJECT SANDSTORM – 8/2 – 7-11 p.m. p.m. Open studio Mondays. $15 per person. Located Music, art, complimentary drinks and food, green at Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, ideas. $5. At the Parrish Art Museum, Southampton. Amagansett. 631-267-2787. 631-283-2118 ext. 48. BEFILM THE UNDERGROUND FILM FESTICLASSICAL CONCERT – 8/2 – 7:30 p.m. $45 VAL – 8/4 – 7 p.m. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 general admission. $55 at the door. At the Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. Southampton Cultural Center, Southampton. 631523. 728-8804. operaofthehamptons.org. MOVIES IN THE PARK – 8/4 – 8:30 p.m. The PERLMAN MUSIC PROGRAM – 8/1, 2 – 7:30 Game Plan. At Long Beach-Foster Memorial Beach, p.m. Works in Progress. At 73 Shore Rd., Shelter Long Beach Road, Noyac. 631-728-8585. Island. 212-877-5045. LOVE, LOSS AND WHAT I WORE – 8/2 – 8 p.m. TUESDAY, 5 Staged reading of a play by Nora Ephron and Delia BEGINNER PAINTING – 8/5 – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Oil Ephron. At the Bridgehampton Community House, (continued on next page)

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WEDNESDAY, 6 CONCERTS IN THE PARK – 8/6 – 6:30 p.m. Isotope Stompers – Dixie. At Agawam Beach, Southampton.

THURSDAY, 7 INSTRUCTED LIFE DRAWING CLASSES – 8/7 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Thursday. At the Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Ln., Southampton. 631-725-5851. BEACH CHAIR POETRY SERIES – 8/7 – 5 p.m. At Conscience Point Historic Site and Nature Walk at the end of North Sea Road, Southampton. 631283-2494. OPEN STUDIO DARK ROOM – 8/7 – 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Thursday. $20 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787. MUSIC AT SOUTHAMPTON – 8/7 – 6:30 p.m. Patrick Carfizzi with Kathleen Kelly on piano. At Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway. SOUTH FORK SUPPER – 8/7 – 6:30 p.m. Dine outdoors on the lawn of the Rogers Mansion. $75 in advance. $85 at the door. At 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SAG HARBOR SUMMER CONCERT – 8/7 – 7:30 p.m. Caroline Doctorow. At Marine Park, Sag Harbor. 917-855-8079.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 2 ELLISTON PARK – 9-11 a.m. Meet at the park on Millstone Brook Road, Southampton. 631-2835376. SAMMY’S BEACH – 9 a.m. Meet at the end of Sammy’s Beach Road via Alewive Brook Road. 631329-2617. CLEAN-UP AND PICNIC AT MAIDSTONE PARK – 11 a.m.-1 p.m. At Maidstone Park in East Hampton. 631-537-1400 ext. 13.

SUNDAY, 3 SCALLOP POND PADDLE – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Bring your own kayak and life vest. Meet at the west end of Scallop Pond Road, North Sea. 631-283-5432. H.O.T. RIDE – Location, time and date determined by riders. Must be a member of the Southampton Trails Preservation Society. Easy to join that day. 631-537-6188.

MONDAY, 4 KAYAK TOUR – 5:30-8 p.m. Tour Shinnecock Bay, Heady’s Creek. 631-728-8585.

WEDNESDAY, 6 SHADMOOR STATE PARK – 9 a.m. Meet at the Shadmoor parking lot on the south side of Route 27, about 1/2 mile past Montauk center. 631-238-5134.

THURSDAY, 7 KAYAK TOUR – 5:30-8 p.m. Tour Sebonac Creek in North Sea. 631-728-8585.

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or Acrylics. Every Tuesday through July 29. $80 for Southampton residents. $90 for non-residents. At the Lodge at Squiretown Park, 62 red Creek Rd., Hampton Bays. 631-728-8585. FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 8/5 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-9:30 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Artists Association. Model fee: $7. Located at 2 Pond Lane at the Veterans Hall, Southampton. 631-725-5851. TUESDAY MORNING YOGA – 8/5 – 10:15 a.m. $5 per class. At the Quogue Library, 90 Quogue St., Quogue. 631-653-4224. DOG YOGA – 8/5 – 6:30 p.m. At Bideawee, 118 Old Country Rd., Westhampton. 631-325-0200. CAREER MATCH – 8/5 – 7:15 p.m. At Rogers Memorial Library, 90 Coopers Farm Rd., Southampton. 631-283-0774 ext. 523. AIN’T MISBEHAVIN’ – 8/5-7 – 8 p.m. At Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-7259500.

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Sagaponacl. 631-537-0455. ROSS SCHOOL COMMUNITY WORKSHOPS – At the Ross School, 18 Goodfriend Dr., East Hampton.Call 631-907-5555 for more information on their workshops and ongoing courses. SEEKING VOLUNTEERS – The Wildlife Rescue Center of the Hamptons, Inc. is looking for volunteers to feed spring baby birds and mammals. You must be at least 16 and have health insurance. Call 631-728-4200 to set up an appointment. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR THE RETREAT DOMESTIVE VIOLENCE SERVICES – theretreatinc.org or 631-329-4398. FITNESS WITH FIDO – Every Saturday at 9 a.m. A group walk for people and their dogs. Organized by Bideawee. Meet at the gazebo on the Village Green on Main Street in Westhampton. POOCH SOCIALS – Every Saturday from 4-6 p.m. At Little Lucy’s Canine Couture Boutique, 91 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2352. SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM – “OIL: Whales, Wells…… What Next?” Open Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 1-5 p.m. 631-668-6746. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – Open every Saturday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Located on the east side of Marine Park, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0770. ART BARGE – Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Art classes in painting, drawing, printing, ceramics and 3-D. Napeague Meadow Road, Amagansett. 631-267-3172. theartbarge.com. BRIDGE GARDENS TRUST – Will be open to visitors Wednesdays and Saturdays 2-4:30 p.m. 36 Mitchell Ln., Bridgehampton. 631-537-7440. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED – Bideawee is seeking volunteers to help care for the animals. Located on 118 Old Country Road, Westhampton. 631-325-0200 ext. 113. SUMMER SEMINAR PROGRAM AT HAMPTON SYNAGOGUE – In conjunction with Yeshiva University. Every Tuesday, issues for the upcoming presidential election will be examined from a Jewish perspective. Call 631-288-0534 ext. 23 for more information and the schedule of events. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m. every Saturday through Nov. 15. All locally grown and organic.Westhampton Beach parking lot, Mill Rd. next to the Historical Society. BOOK BAY – Used bookstore. Open Mon.-Sat. 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and Sun. 1-3:30 p.m. Proceeds raise money for local non-profit organizations. Located in the old-fashioned garage behind the Community House in Bridgehampton. CUSTOM HOUSE MUSEUM – Owned by Sag Harbor’s first United States Custom Master, Henry Packer Dring, in 1789. At Main and Garden Streets, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0250.


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Second Home Owners from Massachusetts Mad as Hell... By Greg Burt Forget what I said about it being quiet around here. It cranked up again last weekend, but good. There were so many cars on the Island that if you needed a baguette from the IGA, you had to park at the high school and walk from there. And, of course, when you got inside, there weren’t any baguettes left, anyway. They’re the first thing to go. The ferry traffic was beyond belief – full boats in both directions, onto and off of the Island, and don’t ask what that second part is all about. You’d expect them to be arriving on a Friday, and they were, but leaving, too, in equal numbers. Now, don’t get me wrong, I never complain when I see somebody leaving. But it makes you wonder. It may have something to do with Americans exercising their “constitutional right to travel.” More about that notion later. On Friday afternoon and evening we had all three big boats running. These babies take two dozen cars at a time – maybe a few less if they’re all Range Rovers – but we were barely keeping up with it. And, if you looked at the license plates, you’d have seen an interesting phenomenon unfolding. On one trip I counted no less than 16 cars with Massachusetts plates. The rest were from Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maine…I think there was even one from Nova Scotia. But they were mostly, inexplicably, undeniably, from Massachusetts. So, I have a theory that may explain the exodus in the other direction that was occurring simultaneously. Some clever Long Islanders have figured out that most of the population of Massachusetts is coming here every weekend, leaving the beleaguered beaches of Cape Cod pristine again. So, when the weekly tidal wave of humanity begins washing south from New England, they all just head north. Makes as much sense as anything else in the way of an explanation. Privileged though they may seem compared to some other migrant groups, the gallivanting residents of Massachusetts have an axe to grind too, although it may not have occurred to them until a lawyer brought it to their attention. When the Cross Sound Ferry sued East Hampton Town for refusing to let them build a terminal there, the ferry company’s lawyers went the “discrimination” route. East Hampton was cramping the style of New England’s footloose population by impinging on their “constitutional right to travel.” What we had here, believe it or not, were yet more victims of discrimination. Southold and Shelter Island were partners in that suit, claiming that East Hampton’s stiffnecked refusal to cooperate was forcing New Englanders to drive from Cross Sound Ferry’s

terminal at Orient Point, take Shelter Island’s North Ferry, drive all the way across the Island, take the South Ferry to North Haven, and then drive on again into the night from there, belching exhaust fumes and indignation all the way. The judges didn’t buy any of it that time around, but there’s, no doubt, lots more litigation where that came from. There’s a fascinating side effect of this Massachusetts thing, which, unless you’re actually from there, you have to see for yourself to believe. If you are – from Massachusetts, that is – you already know what I’m talking about. I’ve been watching it for a couple of years now and I’m only just beginning to figure it out. It goes like this: When we let cars off the ferry, we follow a certain routine designed to avoid having them drive into the water or into one another or, much worse, run one of us over. Most people follow instructions, even the ones from New Jersey. But, nine out of 10 cars with Massachusetts plates will not wait for a hand signal but gun their engines and come at you, unbidden. You can do one of two things when this happens: jump out of the way, or jump in front of them and hope they stop in time. While you’re doing one or the other, there are three more Massachusetts cars already in unauthorized motion on deck, jockeying for position. I’m not making this up or even exaggerating the frequency of it. It happens pretty much every time. Now, you could theorize that something has gotten into the water in Massachusetts. Or, we may just have here a guy who, having bought a wildly overpriced second home five hours away

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from his first one, isn’t about to be discommoded any further by some jerk standing in front of his car. You could go that way, but it would be insensitive. I’d rather think that he’s another justly aggrieved victim of discrimination. And, as if that weren’t enough to get anybody’s goat, this man has just driven a couple of hundred miles in a car that gets 10 to the gallon with a backseat full of female toddlers, and his wife’s been talking on her cell phone the whole way. Never mind that he’s dropped an easy hundred bucks on ferry fares, lunch was another $45 (and that was McDonalds’s), and have you seen the price of gummi worms lately? Can you blame him if he’s a little antsy? Because the burden of proof is on us more than ever, lately, to show that we are non-discriminatory, I’ve started a grassroots movement called COMRADE (Citizens Of Massachusetts Reject All Discrimination Energetically), to try and atone for some of the shamelessly unfair treatment these people have been receiving. I’ll be running the organization from a rented office in Boston so, if you should spot me in that long line of cars curiously leaving the Island on a Friday night, you’ll know where I’m headed. See you on the ferry.

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Memory Walks and Speaks too Two roads diverged in a wood. Mother took the one less traveled by, and we haven’t seen her since. There’s an Alzheimer’s organization that is sponsoring “Memory Walks” nationwide to benefit their organization. I’m not so sure a bunch of mostly middle-aged people going on a memory walk to benefit Alzheimer’s is such a good idea. Most of us will have forgotten our purpose for movement in five steps. “Why am I in the hall closet? What the hell was I looking for? All right, let me think, I was in the garage getting – I forget – and then I heard the phone. So I went into the kitchen to answer the phone. Didn’t get there fast enough and they didn’t leave a message. Checked the call back number, didn’t recognize the number, so I didn’t call them back. Then I saw the cable bill on the counter. I opened the bill and decided to write a check, but my handbag was in the car, so decided to pay online. Why am I looking in the closet? Okay, so I went to the computer and went online. Before I decided to pay my cable bill, I read my e-mails. Got an email from my sister Sandy, who is coming to visit next weekend. Right, now I’m on the trail. I decided to check the status of the extra bedroom, so I got up and went to the room – and I decided to change the linen, but air the bed for a few days before I put on fresh linen, so I stripped the bed. I took the linen to the washing machine in the garage and

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dog poop, remember? Well, that’s where I left them. No, I’m just going to walk while we talk. I don’t want to get too far behind Mary. Maybe I moved them into the garage then, I can’t remember. This is exactly why I prefer you to manage your own possessions. If you can’t find something, you hound me and get mad at me for not knowing exactly where all your stuff is at all times. I have my own stuff to keep track of, plus the kids’ stuff. Next time, hose the dog crap off your own boots and you’ll know what you did with them. Well, if they aren’t on the patio or in the garage then I don’t know where they are. You’ll have to look for them yourself. Check with Vinnie first, he wears the same size shoe as you now and maybe he grabbed your boots. I don’t know! I just suggested you check. Where the hell am I? No, I’m talking to myself. I was walking on this trail for the Memory Walk, and there were people all around, but now I don’t see anyone. I don’t know, I’m on a path in the big creepy woods. Ted, I just told you – I’m in the woods, there’s no streets or signs anywhere. Okay, I’ll try backtracking. I see a sign, Mashomack Preserve.” Excerpt from the Shelter Island local paper: “The Alzheimer’s Memory Walk was a big success! Over 6,000 walkers! Only 16% of the walkers got lost off the trail. All 960 people lost in Mashomack were found by sundown. We look forward to an even bigger event next year!”

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The Fork Craft Beer, BBQ, & Wine Festival Everything That You Could Ever Possibly Want That Makes You Happy, All At One Festival

quantity,” said Calimano. VIP invited guests and VIP ticket holders will receive a souvenir tasting glass, admission to special one-hour meet and greet with brewers, beer tasting, a BBQ sandwich & side dish, and attendance at any of the special programming events for only $75.00. General admission tickets are $50.00 and $10.00 for designated drivers. With each paid admission ticket, attendees will enjoy a choice of a BBQ sandwich and a side prepared by Maple Tree BBQ. Maple Tree BBQ will also have additional food available for purchase during the event. Another addition is that of hands-on cooking demonstrations conducted by Chris Palmer, Executive Chef at Maxwell and Dunne’s Natural

Steakhouse. Palmer will cook with various types of beers including Black Forest, Southampton, Peak Organic, and Blue Point that can easily be adapted in your culinary repertoire. With so many great activities planned for the day, Calimano expressed the absolute highlight. “Everyone will have the opportunity to meet and ask the brewers questions, sample beers, taste wines from Martha Clara Vineyard, and have the opportunity to purchase beers in bigger bottles—similarly to wine and champagne bottles at the Bottle Shop.” The Bottle Shop, housed in its own tent, will showcase the country’s best specialty beers (750 ml and 22 oz. bottles only). Calimano explains the benefits of purchasing beer in a large bottle format as it makes a nice gift when going to a friend’s house, easier to transport instead of a 12 pack, and its an unique way of serving beer when entertaining. For further information and/or to purchase tickets, visit www.northforkcraftbeerfestival.com. The event will take place outdoors—under a tent, rain or shine (no refunds) for those who are 21 years old and over. No one will be admitted without photo ID. No exceptions! Martha Clara Vineyard is located at Herricks Lane—Jamesport, NY. The event runs from 1:00 – 6:00 p.m. for VIP guests and from 2:00 – 6:00 p.m. for the general public.

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By: Marisa DeMarco What can be more refreshing than sipping a cold beer on a hot summer’s day? Or perhaps you enjoy hanging out with your friends and family at a vineyard barbeque while listening to live music. Voted Dan’s Papers 2007 Best of the Best North Fork Event of the Year, the North Fork Craft Beer, BBQ, & Wine Festival returns to claim its title on Saturday, August 9 at the beautiful Martha Clara Vineyard in Jamesport. Organized over the past year by Starfish Junction Productions, co-owners, Andy Calimano and Ed Duhon, have incorporated new additions to the event for attendees’ enjoyment and enrichment. Showcasing over 50 craft breweries both locally and nationally, not only will the public be able to sample over 100 fine ales, but also speak with brewers that will assist in the purchase process. Generous sponsorship and participating breweries include Blue Point Brewery and Southampton Ales & Lagers along with Boulder Beer Co., Brooklyn Brewery, Cape Ann Brewing Co., Dogfish Head, Harlem Brewing Co., Kona Brewing Co., Crop Circle, Long Trail, Oscar Blues, Peak Organic, Sam Adams, Ramstein, Sly Fox and many others. Calimano projects that 2,000 people will attend the event. “We’re expecting a combination of locals and tourists. We’ve got calls that Bed & Breakfasts have received lots of guests along with people who planned limo day trips. We’re even trying to arrange bus service from New York City to the North Fork,” Calimano said. He also added that this event would boost business in the North Fork, as many people will also be interested in trying various restaurants in the area post-festival. Not only does this event seek to educate the public about micro-brewed beers, but there’s also a charity component. Starfish Junction Production has donated over $40,000 to various community programs and a percentage of the proceeds from the festival will be donated to Peconic Bay Medical Center, Long Island Cares, New York State Brewers Association, and the Terry Ferrell Firefighters Fund. Calimano also encourages attendees to bring a donation for the food drive and receive a free raffle ticket for chances to win exciting prizes. Although it’s strongly advised to purchase tickets in advance, those who choose to show up on whim will have to spend more money at the door and may even be turned away as Starfish Junction Productions have their attendees’ safety and comfort as priority and won’t over book. With much time, effort, and planning that has gone into this event, two new additions have been incorporated to the festival. First, is the VIP ticket option. “We’ve added a VIP session that allows people to sample special beers that are in a limited

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Over The Barrel... with Lenn Thompson

LiV (Rhymes With Five) 750ml, $44 for a liter) is available at shops, restaurants and country clubs on Long Island and in New York City, or as Stabile puts it “We are in close to 200 locations from Montauk to Manhattan.” The response has been good too. “Thirtypercent of our customers have placed re-orders.” The official tasting notes read a bit like wine tasting note: “Fresh, crisp and lively with a creamy, buttery feel on the palate. Bright, silky smooth texture with hints of banana, citrus, strawberries, vanilla and anise followed by an incredibly elegant, clean finish.” I tasted it neat at room temperature (so that none of the spirits aromas or flavors were muted). I noticed distinct vanilla aromas on the nose along with an extremely faint banana note. I tasted much the same on the palate, unable to pick up any of the other fruit flavors mentioned. Where LiV Vodka excels is in its mouthfeel, which is creamy and extremely smooth. It’s easy to picture one’s self enjoying it simply on the rocks with a twist of lime. To some vodka lovers, any fruit or other flavors are Photo by Lenn Thompson

Long Island Vodka Country? Before the North Fork became the epicenter of the Long Island wine industry, it was covered in potato fields. Long Island potatoes were famous long before the Hargraves planted grape vines in the early 1970s. Of course, many of those potato fields have been replaced by grape vines, but there are still hundreds (thousands?) of acres of potatoes grown on Long Island. You might think about French fries or mashers when you think potatoes, but Rich Stabile, owner of and head distiller at Long Island Spirits, sees the ultimate raw material for making vodka. “Long Island has a long history and tradition for producing world-class potatoes. Potatoes also produce the world’s finest vodkas,” he told me in an email last week. The distillery, on Sound Avenue in Baiting Hollow, occupies a restored barn on an 80-acre potato farm. It’s there that Stabile uses 9,000 pounds of locally grown potatoes to make a single batch of vodka in two German-made 650-liter copper stills. Eventually, the barn will serve as a tasting room too, Stabile just isn’t sure when. “We are waiting on the State for the tasting room, so I have no firm date on when we will be able to open.” In the meantime, his first release, an unflavored vodka named LiV (rhymes with five) Vodka ($38 for

frowned upon, but Stabile disagrees that vodka should be neutral and flavorless.” All Vodka’s retain some character notes of the original raw material that they are made from. Potato vodka will taste different then vodkas made from grains. Other vodkas can be characterized with an ethanol smelling nose and heavy burn on the finish. We are actually using the traditional European style method which is a more complex coupled with a more expensive raw material for making vodka then other comparable vodkas.” Stabile is currently experimenting with different flavored vodkas for the future and, when I asked him if he has plans for other, non-vodka spirits I liked his answer: “ Yes and as you can imagine we will be focused on using local crops that are available.” Maybe we’ll see some eue di vie made using local apples, grappa made with spent grape must, or maybe a bourbon made from local corn. Stabile certainly has a plethora of raw materials at his disposal. To learn more about LiV Vodka and to see a list of where it’s available, visit lispirits.com

North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 1 PIANO CONCERT- Floyd Memorial Library, Greenport: Friday, Aug. 1, 7 p.m.—Piano concert by Carl Weiskott includes classical and ragtime pieces. Free. LIVE MUSIC IN GREENPORT- 7:30 p.m.: Greenport Band performs in Mitchell Park, Front Street, part of summer concert series. Bring chairs or blankets. Free; rain cancels. 631-477-1186. HAMLET IN RIVERHEAD- 7 p.m. 2 p.m.: RWStageART’s ‘Hamlet’ at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets: $15; students/seniors, $10. 631-2086933. CASINO NIGHT- 7 p.m.-midnight: Third annual Casino Night to benefit Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research & Preservation, at Atlantis Marine World. Tickets: $150, includes $100 in playing chips.369-9840, riverheadfoundation.org.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2 HAMLET IN RIVERHEAD- 7 p.m. 2 p.m.: RWStageART’s ‘Hamlet’ at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets: $15; students/seniors, $10. 631-2086933. ICE CREAM SOCIAL- 1-4 p.m.: Annual ice cream social hosted by Southold Historical Society at its Maple Lane

Complex. Hershey’s ice cream supplied by Country Corner Cafe. Children’s games, face painting, hayrides, live music, grilled hot dogs, soda, lemonade, baked goods and more. Admission free; tickets for activities purchased on site. Rain date Sunday, Aug. 3. 631-765-5500. ARTS AND CRAFTS SHOW- 9 a.m.-4 p.m.: Outdoor Arts and Crafts Snow Fence Show & Sale hosted by Old Town Art & Crafts Guild at Cutchogue Village Green, Main Road, features over 50 artists and crafters. Chinese auction includes over 75 items to win. Rain date: Aug. 3. Admission free. 631-734-6382. oldtownguild.com. ANNUAL CHICKEN BARBECUE- 4:30-6:30 p.m.: Nineteenth annual chicken barbecue at Our Redeemer Lutheran Church and School, Aquebogue. Adults, $12; seniors, $10; children under 12, $6. Advance, 631-722-4000, ext 10. Tickets available at door. WINE PRESS CONCERT- 6 p.m.: Wine Press Concert features acclaimed Grammy-winner, singer/songwriter and recording artist Hugh Prestwood & Friends, who perform country/western under a tent at Osprey’s Dominion, Main Road, Peconic. Mr. Prestwood is a member of Nashville Songwriters’ Hall of Fame. eastendarts.org. FUN AT THE RAILROAD MUSEUM- 8 a.m.: A Day Out With Thomas the Tank Engine bus excursion to the Railroad Museum of New England, Thomaston, Conn., hosted by the Railroad Museum of Long Island. Bus departs Riverhead LIRR station at 8 a.m. Fee: $60. RSVP: 631-7277920, 631-672-5775.

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LIVE MUSIC- 5 p.m.: Dune Grass performs “Americana” music at Orient Congregational Church, Orient. Air-conditioned. Tickets, $12, includes concert and light supper. Proceeds benefit church outreach. 631-323-2665. CHILDREN’S THEATRE- 2 p.m.: Children’s Summer Theatre presents “Magic of Mark & Kym” at Orient Beach State Park. 631-323-2440, nysparks.state.ny.us/parks. SAVES BENEFIT- 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Ninth annual Cut A Thon at JET’s Dream, Greenport, to benefit North Fork Animal Welfare League and SAVES. Ted Gibson (as seen on Oprah) and his crew cut human hair; complimentary refreshments from local eateries; participants receive discount shopping coupon for JET’s Dream. Hair cuts: adults, $45; students, $35. Hair cut by Ted is $250. 631-477-0039. SUMMER CONCERT- 7 p.m.: Seventh annual Nightsong summer concert features singer/songwriters Bill Cooper and Bette Kron, in Greenport’s Mitchell Park, Front

Street. Bring lawn chairs and blankets. 631-298-1699, cooperkron.com. FUNDRAISER FOR FRIENDS OF ELIZABETH- 4-7 p.m.: Fundraiser for Friends of Elizabeth at Stonewalls Restaurant, Riverhead. Fee: $50, includes beer, wine, soda and hors d’oeuvres. RSVP: friendsofelizabeth@hotmail.com. HAMLET IN RIVERHEAD- 2 p.m.: RWStageART’s ‘Hamlet’ at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead. Tickets: $15; students/seniors, $10. 631-208-6933.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information, contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY – The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be done by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach – who has himself, maintained an over 200 pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to get started with new ideas on how to cook and eat healthier. He will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy for the whole week when you just don’t have that much time. He will also be explaining all the great health benefits of including Whole Grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations required. Small materials fee. Call to reserve your spot! 888-446-7764. REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Circles Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377.


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Old Mill Inn 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck, 631-298-8080 We chose to eat first and enjoyed Executive Chef Alberto Marinato’s cooking very much. Chilled watercress soup is not often featured around here but it should be. This is one of the best summer soups with its overriding hint of bitterness offset by a judicious amount of cream providing a great palate cleansing start to the meal. The soup was perfectly chilled and not icy. We simply love mussels and here there was the opportunity to try a Belgian specialty with the mussels being cooked in Belgian style beer, cream and shallots and served with the traditional hand cut fries. These were truly addictive and a nice change from the usual choices of white wine or marinara type sauces, good though each are. Salads here are large and we split the fig and goat cheese salad featuring Catapano cheese and Satur Farm greens. Barbara Pepe one of the co-owners told us that they are very proud of their suppliers of specialty local products and when you go there look just inside the main door where they display photos of their main suppliers - a very nice way of saying thanks! For our main course, Stella opted for the rib eye steak that was a beautiful piece of perfectly cooked meat served with excellent braised spinach and crispy pommes frites. I went for the Fritto di Mare, a plate of delicately crispy very fresh local flounder, plus shrimp and some delectable scallops. After this, we just managed a taste of the key lime cheesecake that was very light but for us needed more lime. Photo by Roy Bradbrook

I’m always amazed at the change in pace when you turn off Rte 48 onto Cox’s Head Road and drive a few miles though beautiful country side. It really takes you back in time. This feeling is heightened when, at the very end of the road, you see a few small fishing boats and the welcoming open doors of the Old Mill Inn, one of the oldest inns on Long Island and one that, from the outside at least, looks like a veritable smuggler’s den. Actually, its history tells that it was a bootlegging haven during the years of Prohibition it also has a resident ghost - Mrs. Holmes, the wife of a former owner. The contrast between a brilliant sunny afternoon and the cool dark welcoming bar is further accentuated when you move into the bright and comfortably elegant dining room overlooking Mattituck Inlet. There also is a charming outdoor dining area, which is literally over the water. Tonight though was to be something different from the normal review evening. Next door to the Old Mill Inn, Capt. Bob plies his trade during the day with fishing parties and this year he suggested that he and the inn pool their resources and offer an evening of dinner and a cruise. Now normally, to me, a dinner cruise means that I am probably going to get mediocre food and also miss the best of the sights because I am eating. Here they have it exactly right. You can come to the Inn by 5.30 on a Wednesday night, have a leisurely meal and then board the Cap. Bob V by 7 p.m. and have a relaxing cruise on the beautiful waters of the Mattituck Inlet and go out onto the Long Island Sound to watch as the sun sets. Those who prefer to eat later, simply do so after the boat docks at about 8.30 p.m.

It is easy to see why this charming and very different restaurant has been so successful since Barbara and her co-owners took it over a couple of years ago. They offer very good well-cooked food at sensible prices, (appetizers run from $7 to $14 and main courses from $15 to $36 for the lobster bake) and have a water view that may be matched but really is unlikely to be beaten on Long Island. Our cruise was delightful. We saw parts of the inlet that you would never see except from a boat and as we came back from the Sound into the Inlet the sun was setting with a flow of blazing colors worthy of a Turner painting, while over the Island the full moon hung pendulously waiting to take over from the setting sun. These of course, cannot be guaranteed with each voyage. The prix fixe meal served on Wednesdays at $25 plus the cruise for $20, represent not just a great bargain but a wonderful way to enjoy this beautiful part of the world that we are privileged to live in. The boat can take about 60 to 80 people but it is very advisable to reserve. At the moment they only sail on Wednesday, but based on our experience and the obvious delight of everyone else on the cruise, Barbara and Capt. Bob may soon need to have dine and cruise events on other evenings. During August there will be music on the 15th, 22nd and 39th and a wine dinner with Paumanok is planned for August 21st. Check their web site www.theoldmillin.net for full details. – Roy Bradbrook

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North Fork Dining Log The Bayview Inn and Restaurant- Located in South Jamesport boasts a charming country inn setting for delicious lunches and dinners featuring the best and freshest local ingredients. 631-722-2659. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit www.blackwellsrestaurant.com Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Cooperage Inn - Baiting Hollow, the gateway to the North Fork! Casual Country Dining in a cozy, relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Summer lobster clambake feast, Winter Friday Night buffet, mur-

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der mystery dinner theatres, wine dinners. Outdoor Huge Fall Festival Celebration. Serving Lunch-Dinner daily and our Grand Sunday Country Buffet brunch, generous portions of “good down home cooking” at its finest!!! email: info@cooperageinn.com or visit our web site for details www.cooperageinn.com. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 Old Mill Inn- Built in 1820 and tucked into an unspoiled corner of the North Fork, The Old Mill Inn continues to delight customers in search of great waterfront dining. In the heart of wine country, this destination

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restaurant showcases seasonal ingredients sourced from local farms and waters. The Old Mill is the first (and only) certified Green restaurant in Long Island. Join us for our Summer Sunset Cruise & Dinner every wednesday and our June concert series on Fridays. We welcome private functions. Call for hours and directions and to hear about our daily fish specials. 631-298-8080, or check www.theoldmillinn.net for details Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Porto Bello- An elegant restaurant, Porto Bello operates in the genuine European style of hospitality. The menu is all-Italian and offers something for everyone pasta, veal chicken and seafood. There are homemade Italian desserts, and a extensive wine list. Early bird specials; off premise catering; take out is available. 1410 Manhanset Avenue at Brewers Stirling Harbor Marina 631-477-1515 Stonewalls- Stonewalls is the perfect compliment to the superb “Woods” golf course. Quality food with a picturesque setting, the ideal place for any occasion. Offering a complete menu, Prix Fixes and Sunday Brunch. 967 Reeves Ave. Riverhead. 631-506-0777. www.stonewallsrestaurant.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Walbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-2988311. A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-aMar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. www.touchofvenice.com. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151.

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Life S tyle Parasailing, Takes Me Away to Where I’m Going ... By Justin DeMarco Anyone who travels in groups knows that there is usually that one person in the group who is the leader and plans the activities for the day. There are usually a few members of the group who then either express their displeasure or approval of the plans. Then there are the followers who just go along for the ride and enjoy the journey. If you’re one of the followers and appreciate the hands-off approach to vacationing, you may appreciate a summer activity in which you are free to fly with little to no responsibility. Parasailing allows the person in the air (parascender) to fly over the water and take in all the sights that the Hamptons or other vacationing hot spot have to offer without doing much work. This warm weather activity allows a person to be towed behind a boat while hooked up to a parasail. The boat drives off, carrying the parascender in the air. And if your group has a bunch of people and the boat is powerful enough, two or tants will move forward with the rope. The assistants are professionals and will hold the guidelines to help the sail fill up with air. You will then take several long strides with the rope, while making sure not to jump or pull up your feet. That may seem like the natural reaction, but you won’t be helping yourself liftoff. You will actually be making life more difficult for yourself and the crew involved. The canopy will be the key in your liftoff. As mentioned before, just relax and let the crew do the work. You’re on vacation and need to keep life as simple as possible – after you steer the parasail by choosing which

three people can possibly parasail at the same time. But before you listen to the leader of the group who suggests parasailing for the day, you should find out a little bit more about what you’re getting yourself into, unless you just want to fly. Either way, it’s important to know the basics of parasailing before you begin. Safety is always key when trying out new activities, especially when they’re for fun. Therefore, it’s important to have ground assistants check the rigging and flight harness on you prior to takeoff. The ground assistants will then setup for the trip by holding open the opposite sides of the sail. The reason they do this is to make sure that the parasail doesn’t take off in a diagonal direction. When you feel comfortable, make sure that you’re the one who lets the boat driver know that you are ready. The boat driver will start moving at a low speed, when you give him the signal to take up the slack line while you and the ground assis-

direction you would like to go, that is. However, for your peace of mind, no steering on your part is actually going to be integral. Once you’re in the air, you’ll be able to feel a rush as you look down at all the vacationers looking up at you, wishing they were the ones on the parasail. Since all fun must eventually come to an end, there will be a pick up boat, which will trail about 200 feet behind you. When you’re ride is finished, the safety pin will be released and you will float down into the water. Upon landing, you will be picked up by the safety boat and returned to shore. However, it’s important to make sure that you don’t go out on days with winds that are stronger than 15 miles per hour. It’s also important to know that if the parasail rotates more than 45 degrees in the air, the safety pin needs to be pulled before the canopy spills its air and potentially drops you. As a necessary safety precaution, life vests need to be worn since the harness is heavy and will prevent you from swimming. Now, if you’re the chosen leader of your group, you know that the critics in the group are going to make your thankless job difficult. Therefore, it’s important to have a good pitch ready if one of the members of your group wants to back out because they are tired, lazy or think they are just too old to be parasailing. You can tell them to think again because an 88-year-old man from India, N.K. Mahajan went parasailing this year on May 27, 2008. So, if the baby boomer in your group complains about some aches and pains, make sure to tell them this fact. It’ll probably be all the motivation that they need.

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Go Fish

Sports/Outdoors

By Rich Firstenberg

Horseshoe Crabs, Striped Bass, Tuna, Fluke

Harvey Bennett

According to the lead story in the August 2008 issue of The Nature Conservancy magazine, horseshoe crabs are very important for our wellbeing. They are used in medical research because lysate, a compound in the crab’s copper-based blood, clots when it comes in contact with harmful bacteria. Many countries, including the U.S., now require the biomedical industry to use lysate to test all objects or substances that could cause infection during medical procedures. The horseshoe crabs on our beaches go back to prehistoric times. They have not changed in more than 100 million years and are usually seen crawling along the high-tide mark during mating season. For the past few years, this type of crab has decreased in numbers because fisherman use them as pot bait to catch eels and small fish out in the bays. This year, New York State’s Department of Environmental Conservation cut down the horseshoe crab fisherman’s catch from 500 to 200 crabs per day. The biomedical industry feels the horseshoe crab has saved many lives by predetermining possible sources of infection. After extracting lysate from the crab’s blood, the crabs are released back into the water. The American horseshoe crabs range from the Yucatan peninsula up to the east coast of Maine. According to Stony Brook University

Sam Lester III’s striper caught at Montauk Point researchers, mercury levels in our prized local striped bass, which spawn in the Hudson River, have declined over the past 30 years as efforts to clean up the Hudson are successful. In the 1970s and 1980s, eating fish from the Hudson was restricted because of high mercury content, but the campaign to clean the Hudson spurred on by Robert Kennedy Jr.’s Hudson Riverkeeper program has resulted once again in edible marine life. In fact, because of the past restrictions placed on the striped bass fishery, the fish now being caught have grown to the 50- to 70-pound range. In local fishing news, Scott at East End Bait &

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10 Minute Golf By Darren DeMaille

Sports/Outdoors

To Chip, Or Not to Chip Throughout my career as a golf professional, I have re-gripped more golf clubs than I care to remember. However, it has taught me a valuable lesson about the average Jack. Most amateurs have no idea what to do around the greens. Typically the average person uses the same club regardless of the situation. This is why most people have more wear on the grip of their sand wedge than any other club. Take some time and examine your grips. If this is you, pay attention! Chipping vs. Pitching A chip is a shot in which the golf ball spends more time on the ground than it does in the air. A pitch is the opposite; the ball spends more time in the air. If you watched the British Open recently, you would have noticed more chip shots than pitch shots. Often a player would putt the ball from well off the green. Most golf courses in the United Kingdom are designed to play the game on the ground as opposed to the air. The longer a golf ball spends in the air, the more difficult it is to judge. Learn a lesson from the British and play the ball on the ground whenever possible. Here is how it is done. Setup for a chip – The golf ball is played in the back of your stance

(this means that the center of your body is in front of the ball). – The majority of your mass is on the front foot. – The handle of the golf club is leaning toward the target slightly. – The handle of the golf club is held more upright. – Position your hands on the lower half of the grip. – Grip pressure is soft.

Swing technique – The stroke requires no wrist action. – The golf club travels back and through on the target line – The golf ball is struck with a descending stroke. Strategy A pitching wedge (given a flat surface) is a 50/50 club. Even amount of roll and air time. Depending on where your ball lies and where the flag is positioned will determine what club you will hit. As a general rule, I suggest your golf ball fly two or three paces on to the green and roll the rest of the way to the hole. In some situations this could be a pitching wedge and others it could be a 6-iron depending on how much green you have to work with. Strategically the loft of the club will determine how much a golf ball will travel in the air. In your next round of golf, try to avoid the pitfalls of overusing your sand wedge. Experiment with different clubs and keep the ball on the ground when ever possible. Use this strategy and your margin of error will decrease and you scores will go lower. If you decide not to use my strategy, my repair shop is open for any of your re-gripping needs. If you have any questions please send them to tenmindoctor@aol.com.

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TAKE A HIKE By Ken Kindler

Sports/Outdoors

Into Napeague Last week on our journey along the Paumanok Path (PP), we made our way to the Springs/Amagansett Trail, traversing the rolling hills of the Peconic Land Trust’s Stony Hill Preserve, a short distance south of Red Dirt Road. This week we will continue another 7 miles to Napeague Meadow Road. Following the yellow dot blazes of the Springs/Amagansett Trail, we approach a large glacial erratic where the trail leads to the right. Follow the white painted rectangles of the PP and yellow dot blazes for a short distance. At a sharp left turn, we leave the Springs/Amagansett Trail and continue east on the PP along a wide dirt woods road. After a 10-minute walk, a left turn leads to the Archery Trail that travels through land recently purchased by the Peconic Land Trust. A right turn takes the hiker up and then around the ridge of the Baker Kettlehole. We are now following a gently winding trail with a 10-foot high wire link fence, with signs and cameras that tower over the right side of the trail. As we cross over Old Stone Highway by Eastwood Court, the trail soon enters a kettle hole –that isn’t a kettle hole – and skirts to the right of another depression, that also isn’t a kettle hole. During colonial times, three huge clay pits were dug here. The clay was shaped into bricks and fired in kilns nearby. Cross a gated driveway to the Bell Estate where the trail takes you up and around a similar depression. Cross Albert’s Landing Road diagonally to the right. The trail widens and straightens, but the tread on this almost woods road is undisturbed and covered in leaf litter, and the oak, beech and occasional

Thomas Bentivegna, of GLERC member, reading the marker at the Conkling gravesite. holly combine to form a woods-like environment in a residential area. Be alert for a sharp turn at the junction of three trails. Cut across Cross Highway to Devon. Pass a trail branching to the left heading to Fresh Pond Town Park, where there are restrooms and a picnic area. The trail takes a steep turn to the left, around a field, and then a quick right turn takes you between two rocks and across Fresh Pond Road. After a few minutes, the trail passes by the Isaac Conkling Grave (1747, age 32). Cut across a residential road. A narrow trail parallels, and then a left turn brings you onto Cross Highway to Devon, just beyond a paved section of that road. A short walk brings you across Abraham’s Landing Road. There is a Private Property sign as you approach Cross Highway by Devonshire Lane. If you stay on the

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trail, you are not trespassing. Cross Highway continues as a dirt road running south until it reaches Cranberry Hole Road. Cut diagonally across the intersection. Take a short trail down to the Old Montauk Highway, originally used as a wagon route across the isthmus of Napeague. It is wide, covered in pine needles, some grass. Note the cranberries, inkberries, high bush blueberry, sphagnum moss and other wetland plants alongside this trail; during wet periods, this trail is partially submerged. After a while, we reach higher ground where the trail tread is pure sand with bearberry, heather, and reindeer lichen growing along side it. We are now walking through the inner dunes of Napeague State Park. Where the trail runs along the railroad tracks, there are blazes on the metal rail. It would be easy to continue by following the tracks, so be alert for the left turn, after a short distance. The trail here is soft mushy sand, but after a while, you find yourself on a winding narrow trail through a pitch pine woods. The roots and needles make for a very comfortable trail tread. As you cross over two small bridges be alert for a blue-blazed trail that diverges from the PP and then rejoins it. There are lots of mosquitoes and ticks here, the route is obvious, but the trail is sparsely blazed. A bit less than 2 miles after the turn by the tracks, and before reaching Napeague Meadow Road, the trail reaches an access road to an electric sub-station. Turn left, leaving the PP, and follow that driveway a short distance to an excellent parking area on the wide Napeague Meadow Road shoulder. To find more walks on Long Island visit litlc.org.


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Health/Fitness

By Christian Mclean

I’ll Procrastinate Tomorrow keep you on your path and reaching each goal will hopefully propel you forward. When you reach each goal, reward yourself. Not with a fancy dinner, but with something that will help you along to the next goal – maybe a new iPod, a tennis racket or a book of dance moves. Variety can be the spice of life and the thing that keeps you on your path. Changing your exercise routines are important because it prevents everything from becoming monotonous, but it also helps strengthen muscle groups in different ways, which will lead to a more balanced body. Whatever fitness idea you come up with, be prepared. Get the right gear. “Look sharp, feel sharp,

play sharp,” my high school football coach used to say. Also, if you’re heading to the gym after work, bring your clothing to work with you. Going home just adds temptation to your day. f you’re going to get in shape, you have to decide to do it for YOU not anyone else. Believe that you can follow a path toward your goal. Accept that this is not going to be an overnight change and understand that you will probably falter once or twice. The key is to acknowledge that you’ve made a mistake and then push forward, not tomorrow, but today. Questions or thoughts? Email mcleanstories@hotmail.com

Evie Salomon

When I was about nine I saw a Ziggy cartoon which read, “I’ll procrastinate tomorrow.” For years I wondered what “procrastinate” meant and now I know it all too well. Putting things off is a pastime of mine. In fact, I have put off writing this article until the last possible moment, but while the art of procrastination isn’t hard to master, I’d like to help you get over the hurdles of not exercising, because as they say, there’s no time like the present. For every form of exercise there is a technique for avoiding it. Watching television is one of the easiest and most popular ways. So here’s what you do: Get rid of your television! Yes, it sounds ridiculous – you’d rather get rid of one of your arms, or your first born, but television simply sucks all motivation from your body. Too extreme? Okay, let’s try turning the TV off for a week. Put it in the garage, then take your newfound free time and make a list of your goals. Do you want to be healthier? In better shape? One way that works for a lot of people is joining a gym, or a Pilates or yoga studio. Joining something, especially if there is a monetary commitment, can be a huge boost in getting your act together. Getting a responsible, motivated friend involved is also a

great step. The key here is “motivated friend.” If you have a penchant for procrastination and so does your workout partner, the chances of you getting yourself off the couch haven’t increased at all. Personal trainers are also great motivators. If you are scheduling individual sessions you’re less likely to fail, if for no other reason then you are shamed into making the appointment. Here’s another idea: find something you enjoy doing. If the gym seems like a fate worse than death, then think of something that would be fun. Join a sports team. Softball isn’t exactly a workout, but it can be a first step. Maybe there’s a soccer league forming, maybe you loved swimming as a child. Get back to being a kid again and hit the water. Take lessons. If you feel ashamed of what you look like in a swimsuit try and overcome that. Proper form while swimming can really be all the difference in the world when it comes to getting all the benefits. If you can’t think of anything, get creative. Find something that you’ve always wanted to do in life. Maybe you’ve always wanted to climb to the top of a Mayan pyramid or ballroom dance or be a lifeguard. There’s no better time than now to start training. The great thing about the Hamptons is there is enough specialization out here that you can find someone to teach you almost anything you want to learn. This leads me to the next step: set goals. Set an overall goal, but also have smaller goals along the way. Having an obtainable goal in sight will help

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Health/Fitness

Goodbye Diet, Hello Consumption Plan By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco Losing weight is a piece of cake (or not). Almost anyone can shed some belly fat, lose a tire, say goodbye to the thighs. But not many of us can actually maintain that magical frame, where jelly rolls are kept at bay and jiggles stand at attention. Though many overeaters have emotional issues that spur their consumption, there are still the lot of us that just need some practical guidance. Let’s start with the word “diet.” The word alone is cause for anxiety and depression. Diet is analogous to hunger, misery and frustration. If you would simply change the concept of diet to the concept of consumption, you would feel a heck of a lot better. Tell yourself, “I’m on a consumption plan.” This plan is focused on eating instead of not eating (yay). Instead of assailing us with what we SHOULDN’T and WON’T eat, both negatives, the consumption plan is focused on what you DO and SHOULD eat. This invites positive energy, some optimism about your new strategy, and a glimmer of hope about the outcome. Eating is a joyous occasion for most of us. Our lives and social events revolve around the family dinner. We need to keep celebrating food, and we can if we would simply make some changes in what it is we are consuming. There’s enough food in the consumption plan to keep your mouth busy and your belly full all day – you will not feel slighted. If you would just eat everything you are supposed to on any given day, you would not have much room for anything else. Guidelines for how

much of each food group vary according to your age, weight, physical activity, etc. (you can go to mypyramid.gov for the latest nutritional chart recommended by the USDA). If you would incorporate the right portions of vegetables, fruits, proteins, and grains into your consumption plan, you would be pretty satisfied and not crave an abundance of junk food. Ann M. Silver, a registered dietician, nutritionist, and certified diabetes educator with offices in Riverhead and East Hampton, has been counseling people with weight issues for years. She offers her take on weight management and what most of us are doing wrong. “First of all, people don’t eat enough during the day while they are active,” she explains. “If people would just eat more while they are active, they would burn the calories… Sumo wrestlers purposely eat at the end of the day specifically for that reason.” Uh oh… better start spreading out the calories. She had another great tip, one that most of us are guilty of. “Eat your salad and vegetables first at a meal. As long as you are in touch with your hunger you will start to feel full after 20 minutes. By the time you get to the starch on your plate you won’t want to eat as much of it.” I know what you’re thinking – the whipped mashed potatoes or the ever so green asparagus? The buttery rice pilaf or the salad fit for a rabbit? The crusty warm bread or the bitter, boiled brussel sprouts? Come on, it’s for your own good. Here are a few other suggestions for your con-

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sumption plan: · Put the 80/20 rule into effect. Denise Austin (yes, I have watched the perky blond exercise guru on occasion) claims that if you eat 80% good stuff and 20% junk you can make it through the day unscathed. This means between the celery and grape nuts you can sneak in some chocolate, wine or whatever your vice happens to be. · Keep a food journal. You will be mortified to find out exactly what it is you are ingesting on a given day, believe me. Go to calorie-count.com and add them up. It’s free, and enlightening. (bagel w/ cream cheese 600 calories, slice of pizza 400, handful of pretzels 150 – wow – we didn’t even make it past early afternoon). · No dice on the “I had to grab something quick” excuse. All of the fast food joints have grilled chicken, salads, etc. They take the same amount of time to order. · Make it taste good. Who can survive on cardboard and gerbil food? Use herbs, flavorings and different cooking methods to tempt the palate. · Snack, snack, snack. Turn yourself into a grazing nanny goat and nibble between meals. The (healthy) snacks will sustain you so that you don’t cave at mealtime and eat everything but the tablecloth. The strategies and useful tips for weight control and maintaining a healthy lifestyle go on, so obviously there will have to be future articles on the subject. Until then, concentrate on what you CAN eat and not what you CAN’T. It will make your consumption plan easier to swallow.


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Beauty/Fashion

FASHION PLATE

The guys who go to the Mercedes Benz Polo matches know that the best dress code is to keep it simple, comfortable and cool. Many of them chose the most appropriate item from their wardrobe – the polo shirt. What could be more natural on a hot Hamptons day? Here’s how a few of the Polo regulars kept it stylish and easy at the opening day festivities.

By Tony Vargas

Fashion Editor and stylist: Tony Vargas Photos by Adriel A. Reboh:areboh@gmail.com Ross School grad and current Bard College student, Adriel A. Reboh is working this summer for celebrity/fashion photographer Patrick McMullan. Adriel, who is studying photography, hopes to one day be shooting major fashion spreads for the international style magazines.

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Beauty/Fashion

By Kelly Krieger

Vintage Clothing – Yours for the Restyling Fashion trends come and go, but then there are trends that persevere to become classics. Vintage clothing has become extremely popular. In recent years, Hollywood’s elite has worn Vintage Chanel, Armani and Oleg Cassini (just to name a few) to the Oscars as well as other red carpet events. Before you get rid of an old pair of tattered jeans, a worn out handbag or silky dress, take another look. We recycle materials such as plastics and metals. Why not recycle our old clothing? You may have something that is very valuable. A few of my friends live for shopping at thrift stores, and on the East End we have a handful to choose from. When shopping for bargains, the selection can be hit or miss. However, when you find that special something, you feel as though you’ve won the fashion lottery. Colette’s Consignment Shops in Southampton and Sag Harbor offer clients the opportunity to sell highend clothing and accessories on a consignment basis. Many of these items are marketed as “like new” or in mint condition. Imagine purchasing a second hand Gucci handbag for a fraction of what it would cost today? Consignment shops are a great way to regain a portion of what you may have paid for an expensive item in the past. Remember all those prom and wedding dresses? We purchase these items knowing we will only wear them one time, but we have no alternative. Some women may find that perfect couture wedding dress in their exact size. You never know! Websites also offer a plethora of online vintage bargains. Madeleine’s Vintage Clothes started as a 10,000 square foot space located in North Miami Beach and has since then branched out with a web-

site emadelines.com. Vintage couture, furs, suits and accessories are all part of this successful company that offers designs from that past 100 years. Check out the 1970s Jack Bryan poly-blend print dress available in shades of yellow, red and purple. This mock sleeveless turtleneck with a chiffon overlay bodice, A-line cut is priced at $150. Or perhaps the Vintage Chanel wool, cream colored cocktail dress from the ‘80s, priced at $900. A few companies have even recreated many of the classics, and designed vintage-inspired collections (check out uniquevintage.com). Dress styles from the ‘20s, ‘30s, ‘40s, ‘50s and ‘60s are all available in new and classic colors and fabrics. For those who feel inspired themselves, there are many ways to update something in your closet. Classic black blazers, trousers and skirts may vary from season to season, but they will usually always stay in style depending on the cut. Some fits are trendier than others, but currently anything goes when it comes to trousers and skirts: wide leg, high-waisted, cropped, capri, full, short and long all represent the latest designs. Each item can be paired with a new blouse, simple camisole or quality tee to freshen up the look. Some designers have also jumped on board and recreated past designs. Diane von Furstenberg is one

example. Her “Vintage” label offers an array of styles from her past collections. What’s old is new again, and when something works there is no need to fix it. If interior decorators can re-design rooms, why can’t fashion designers re-style clothing? The following are a few great ideas; 1. Take a pair of old jeans and add patches (leather, metallic, satin), hand paint a design or create a sparkly pocket with sequins or beads. Locally, artist Marjorie Myles has hand painted many great works of art on denim jeans. 2. Add a new belt to an old dress or blouse (wide belts, chain belts and big buckles are in). 3. Shorten the length of an old skirt or add a slit, making a once conservative skirt look sexy. 4. Change buttons on a blazer or tailored top to pearl, gold, silver, etc. 5. Transform a pair of full-length pants that just don’t cut it anymore into a pair of fun capris for the summer. With a little imagination, there are many ways to re-create styles. You just need an eye for fashion and a creative imagination. Questions or thoughts? Email fashiontimes@live.com Correction: A website was incorrectly printed two weeks ago in the “Fashionista” column. The correct website is thesolemates.com

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N E W K I D S O N T H E B LOCK W I T H M ARIA T ENNARIELLO MELODY’S KITCHEN TABLE AT ZALUSKI’S FARM STAND 129 Seven Ponds Road, Water Mill, NY If you travel along Seven Ponds Road, you just cannot pass by Zaluski’s Farm Stand that sits all by itself in the middle (front) of a farm field. No matter what you purchase here, you leave with a smile. Well, if you want to keep on smiling, the label that will do the trick is Melody’s Kitchen Table. The products are homemade by Melody Kniley Tierney, who has been canning most of her life. This year, her products are more popular than ever and Melody will be devoting most of her time to producing these seasonal treasures for Zaluski’s until the stand closes down in late October. Patrick at Zaluski’s has been a great fan Melody’s since the 1990s, when she dabbled in canning her goodies, especially her famous spicy and crunchy Bread and Butter Pickles – pint jar $8, Spice Corn Relish – pint jar $8 and the Peach Jam that’s flying off the shelf, 1/2 pint at $6. They are beautifully presented in a mason jar with a colorful checked cloth under the seal, making it a great hostess gift as well. The farm stand is always a pleasure to visit; Patrick always has a smile, except when he runs low on Melody’s Kitchen Table products. The very next time you pass by, stop in and pick up one of your favorites. My favorite? All three! SOLSTICE SUNGLASS BOUTIQUE 30 Main Street, East Hampton 631-324-4591 – solsticestores.com Solstice Sunglass Boutique, the upscale luxury sun wear specialty chain, has just opened its first location

Melody’s Kitchen Table at Zaluski’s Farm Stand, Water Mill in on the East End in East Hampton. This new boutique features an innovative and upscale European store design, a unique “hands-on” retailing approach and chic store ambiance. Specializing in upscale, highend designer fashion sunglass brands, Solstice offers more moderately priced bridge collections and active sport sun wear lines. Prices start at $75 and can range up to $500 or more, depending on brand and style. The collections include Dior, Giorgio, Armani, Gucci, Jimmy Choo, Marc Jacobs, Valentino and YSL, just to name a few. Priding themselves on offering “boutiquey” sunglass brands such as Alexander McQueen, Balenciaga, Bottega, Veneta, Boucheron, 55DSL and Diesel, which isn’t widely available elsewhere.

* * * * * There are so many different reasons to open a shop in the Hamptons. I find something special about each one and this New Kid that I’m about to introduce to you is really something special. About three years ago, Dan Rattiner ran a contest called Hampton – “Best Slogans” and we were bombarded with hundreds of e-mails with all kinds of slogans, good, bad and ugly. After a few months of sorting emails and making lists for Dan, he finally announced the winner. And the winner was Eileen Sharkey-Bellini from Southampton and Manhasset. Her winning slogan was “The Hamptons – where the sea greets the stars.” A few years have passed since the contest ended. Recently, I received an e-mail from Eileen SharkeyBellini asking me is she qualified to be in my New Kids On The Block column, which runs from Memorial Day through Labor Day, announcing all the new stores that have opened, been renovated, closed and reopened, you get the idea……. Well our winner did something that took lots of time and effort, she decided to spread the word with her slogan that won Dan’s contest, via Internet sales online at cafepress.com/hamptonshop selling merchandise that she has designed and trademarked ranging from mugs, T-shirts, baseball caps, to baby clothing, at affordable prices. I felt that I would let my readers know that every dream can come true…just follow it. If you would like to contact Eileen Sharkey-Bellini at: esharksing@aol.com or log onto the website – cafepress.com/hamptonshop and start shopping! E-mail me at newkids@danspapers.com or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to hear from you!

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What a busy weekend this was. I took Jewelers on Main Street in Southampton, Tino, (my schnauzer) to Grooming by Donna you missed one of the best yet! Rose Jewelers in Bridgehampton for his do, and got caught brought together three great designers for in the middle of a major East End storm. an all day special trunk show event that Then had to hurry and wonder how I was included Mauri Piopo, Hearts on Fire, and getting to the WHB Theater for an evening Gerge. Stay tuned; there will be more trunk with Donna Summer. That was indeed the shows and events at Rose Jewelers, and perhighlight of my weekend, for sure! But that’s haps an encore performance. another column. Let’s do some shopping! At The Furniture Garden located at 337 Mark your calendar for Friday and Montauk Highway in Water Mill, catch a risSaturday, August 8 and 9, at Jackie ing star at the best kept secret in the Rogers, located at 50 Jobs Lane in Hamptons. The Garden invites you and Southampton. On the schedule is a special yours on Sunday afternoon on August 3, trunk show in Southampton and a preview of from 1 to 6 p.m. to an afternoon soiree proJackie’s Fall 2008 collection that will be hostviding the touch and taste of Bali, Deana has ed by Debbie Bancroft and Somers Farkas. just received a huge new shipment and The star of the show however, is Verdura wants to share it with everyone at her new Jewelry that will also be on display both location. See you there…… days. This is a do-not-miss trunk show for You may have missed the trunk show last sure! weekend at Lable, 78 Main Street, Sag Speaking of buzz, surveys show that it is Harbor, (under Java Nation) but the good The companies on hand at Rose Jewelers, Southampton: in our genes to love our jeans – but hate shopnews is, it went so well that Edgewood Goodies Mauri Piopo, Hearts on Fire, and Gerge. ping for them! Next to swimsuit shopping, trynew line of organically dyed 100% Pima cotton ing on jeans is the most detestable. Yet, women tees are still available at the store. Peruvian jeans in all colors, washes, fabrics and weights to fit consider a superior jeans wardrobe critical to comfort Pima cotton is prized all around the world as a luxuall shapes and sizes from designers such as Cambio and fashion and throughout the month of August at ry fiber and is called gamuza. Stop in and see what (Oprah’s favs), Fabrizio, Gianni, Christopher blue, Nancy & Co. East Hampton, experts will create the the buzz is all about. Dead Sexy and Vitamina. ultimate jeans wardrobe for their customers. “The Until next week, Ciao and Happy Summer How about stopping by Style Paris, 28 Jobs Lane must-have jeans wardrobe is at minimum five pairs,” Shopping! If your shop is having a sale, new inventoin Southampton for a Queen of Cashmere Trunk according to retail expert, Nancy Schneider, owner ry or you are a new business or have relocated, and Show on Monday, Tuesday, August 4 and 5. There are Nancy & Co. The “jeanius” fitters at Nancy & Co. you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me styles for women, men and children and look for the insist everyone should have five pair of jeans. These at shoptil@danspapers.com and at newkids@danspaoriginal monogram sweater, you will absolutely love experts will be on hand during the month of August pers.com or via fax at: 631-726-0189. I would love to it! to guide you through the “jeans jungle” providing hear all about it! If you missed the Designer Trunk Show Rose

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House/ home Turtles Are Quick to Animate Décor great, giant golden and brown resin sea turtle sculpture from online purveyor B.D. Jeffries. Such a character would surely make you smile as he welcomed you in the foyer or hunkered down near the fireplace. A groovy, over 2 1/2 foot long ca. 1960s light-up resin turtle sculpture at John Salibello in Bridgehampton is likewise just the sort of stand-out accessory that animates any space!

By Mary Beth Karoll Tortoise shells have been slowly making the run of design magazines. Actual antique shells present a natural choice for purists who find some solace in learning that their particular specimen lived a long, happy life before being dispatched to turtle heaven. Nevertheless, the ecofriendly decorator should be comforted that many tortoise shells on the market are fabulous fakes, equally striking when displayed above a fireplace, singularly or in pairs on a wall, or on a stand surrounded by other wonderfully eclectic accessories. With varieties ranging from albino shells to ones with markings in cream, gold, and brown to nearly black, tortoise shells add a touch of texture, pattern, and an appealing sense of natural history to a room. Nobody displays these trophies with more panache than Los Angeles-based designer Kelly Wearstler. If you need inspiration for sophisticated seaside decor beyond compare, look to the Art Deco style South Beach luxury lair, Miami’s Tides Hotel. At La Marea, the recently renovated restaurant, rows and rows of big resin tortoise shells provide a wildly unexpected decoration. Known for the sumptuous modernism of her hotel designs, Wearstler furnishes a perfectly understated backdrop in creamy neutral shades and then vamps up the glamor with glistening resin tortoise shells and other oversized elements including vintage brass palm trees and a striking sculpture of painted driftwood. Given enough funds for such essential frivolities along with a dashing sense of style, habitues of the Hamptons do not have to journey to Fiji or the Seychelles to amass quite an impressive collection of tortoise shells, if not one large enough to rival La Marea’s recherche ranks of resin shells. As he recounts in The Origin of Species, Charles Darwin enjoyed a rollicking ride on the back of a giant Galapagos turtle. Join us for a leisurely meander through some local shops to see which tortoise shells you fancy. An African tortoise shell ready for hanging on the wall is available for $425 at Hamptons Antique Galleries in Bridgehampton. Pamela Lerner Antiques in Bridgehampton has assembled the “Tortoise Shell Brigade”, a collection of seven shells from around the world, available for $1,650. On the 1stdibs website, the creator is listed as “God”, which is a marvelous way of phrasing the idea, as who else could have put such artistry to life. While importing the critically endangered Hawksbill turtle, source of the decorative tortoiseshell material used for boxes,

hair ornaments, and the like, is illegal now, Mecox Gardens in Southampton offers two sizes of majestic faux Hawksbill turtle shells. Also at Mecox Gardens are copies of endangered Kemp’s Ridley sea turtle shells in a striking mottled green tortoiseshell resin. If your eco-terrorist teen or judgmental mother-in-law takes umbrage at your fabulous faux or genuine turtle shells for being too real or too fake, you can calmly cross your fingers and make the outrageous claim that you are displaying the valuable, antique carapace of a rare “Mock Turtle”. Given the fictional character’s whiny, downcast demeanor in Alice in Wonderland, you might have been doing the Queen and her subjects a favor by chopping off the Mock Turtle’s head and simmering his tasty flesh! Judging from Sir John Tenniel’s classic illustrations, the shell would certainly be a charismatic addition to your design scheme. Cleverly named, the Mock Turtle refers to Mock turtle soup, a less expensive and a bit less exotic substitute for that savory reptilian dish, green turtle soup. However, we fear that after reading the following description of the furry bovine ingredients, squeamish gourmets may yearn for a mock mock turtle soup made from some milder substance such as tofu to simulate the tortoise’s flesh. Traditional mock turtle soup, a delicacy in its own right, is a recipe calling for a calf’s head and sometimes even the hooves and tail submersed in a tasty broth splashed with plenty of Madeira wine. Apparently, the flavor approximates the tang of a turtle. Are resin turtle shells actually the protective carapace of Mock Turtles, descended from the musical yet maudlin creature spawned by Lewis Carroll? When your so-called best friend sarcastically asks “Is that real?” while making a face and impolitely pointing at the manmade tortoiseshell proudly hanging over your mantelpiece, you might claim that you’re surprised that she didn’t recognize it as a Mock Turtle shell. Quote the Gryphon, who visits the Mock Turtle with Alice, and confidently state, “You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question.” With its emphasis on the watering holes and haunts of the rich and dissipated, this article patently rejects all cutesy, cartoonish turtle knick-knacks. However, having been quite taken with a giant turtle commanding the tabletop of a charming shop in Southbury, Connecticut, it would be remiss not to admit certain classy turtles into the tasteful nest. Caught in a recent issue of Domino magazine is a

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Earthly Delights By April Gonzales

Design & Décor

Poppies Will Make You Sleep... But Renee’s seed offers them in slightly different colors under the name of Papaver somniferum, “French Flounce.” Like my poppies, Renee’s strain has ragged large blue leaves that clasp the 24” – 36”stems. And their description on the back of the package is worth noting. “The Carnation or Feather poppy has deeply cut fringed 4 inch blossoms. The peony Flowering Poppy, like its namesake, opens into huge glamorous poufs of softly ruffled petals. Grow these statuesque flowers for unparalleled late spring beauty.” They really lay it on thick with a few other choice phrases like, “Ooh la la! French imports with big densely petal blossoms like a Can-Can dancer’s full skirts.” It’s all true but the

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Quite some time ago, and I do mean a decade or so, my mother and I went to visit her friend Denise in Vermont. Besides some spectacular blueberry pie in the fridge, Denise had magnificent double pink annual poppies in her garden that resembled peonies with fringed edges on the petals. They were an annual that was so easy to grow they were practically a weed. She snapped off a few seed heads for me and ever since I’ve spread these gorgeous poppies all over the Hamptons. Some have made their way to friends in Oregon and Mexico, Arizona. At one point I found out that they are Papaver somniferum, the opium poppy. A friend told me that it was illegal to grow these flowers in the United States, and perhaps at one time this was true.

foliage alone is outstanding. Some are delightful pale pink singles, or the typical Memorial Day-like single red poppy that we associate with the fields of Flanders. Renee’s mix has an incredible double deep purple poppy that is exactly the same color as Welch’s grape juice, a dark red double also knocks me out and there is an unexpected double pure white. There is also a very pale double pink, but my double pink poppies are the most incredible coral pink – they stop most people in their tracks. This is a very easy plant to grow. They must be sowed in early spring when the weather is still cool. The seed is tiny and easily tracked around on the bottom of shoes, so frequently I find that they pop up everywhere but where I put them. No matter what spot they germinate in, though, they are spectacular and well received. A hot location is best, with rich soil and a lot of water after they germinate. Too much water rots them. Too much shade makes them spindly with small flowers. In the right spot they are 3’ tall and covered with buds that dangle down as they form and slowly move upright as the sepals crack and the color begins to show through – the color pops through. I have found some of the ripening seedpods with slits in them, perhaps done by some passerby thinking that they might come back to collect the sap. I am more interested in saving the seed. With the double pinks we simple wait until the seedpod ripens, but does not split. We cut them off and put them in a paper bag to dry a little further. Eventually, holes open under the flat, pinked edges of the top of the pod. The tiny seeds then fall out. Plastic bags are a no-no, as the pods heat up, sweat and then rot. And believe it or not, deer do not eat these. Bunnies don’t nibble up the seedlings, which are more in danger of being stepped on or cultivated.

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Kid’s Calendar THIS WEEK PUNCH AND JUDY IN THE KITCHEN – 8/1, 2 – 5:30 p.m. Presented by Goat on the Boat at in Amagansett Square. 631-725-4193. WESTHAMPTON BEACH FARMERS MARKET – 8/2 – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Children will learn about a different farm animal each week, starting with Pet Pals. ART WORKSHOP – 8/3 – 10-11 a.m. “Accordion Book Making” with Karyn Mannix. $20. At Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Ln., East Hampton. 631-3240603. WILD WILD WEST CARNIVAL – 8/3 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. To benefit the Albert Einstein College of Medicine of Yeshiva University National Women’s Division, New York Chapter. At Diamond Ranch, 600 Mecox Road, Water Mill. aecom.yu.edu/familyday/index.asp. GLOW IN THE DARK ANIMALS – 8/3 – At Nova’s Ark Project, Bridgehampton. 917-502-0790. CREATIVE ALTERNATIVE TO CAMP – 8/4-8 – Hip-Hop Theater Festival or An Artistic Celebration! At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. cmee.org. 631-537-8250. HUDSON VAGABOND PUPPETS – 8/6 – 6:30 p.m. “Ferdinand the Bull: The Story of the Bull Who Wouldn’t Fight.” Picnic and Performance Series. At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. Cmee.org. 631-537-8250. LUNCH WITH THE LIBRARIAN – 8/7 – 11:30 a.m. For grades 1-4. At The Hampton Library, 2478 Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

ONGOING KID SUMMER ART CAMP AND WORKSHOPS – At the Parrish Art Museum, 25 Job’s Ln., Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org for more information.

TIME FOR TEENS BEREAVEMENT CAMP – 8/13-16. For teens between 12 and 17. At St. Gabriel’s Youth Retreat Center, Shelter Island. 631-338-7258. time4teens.org. PUPPET SHOWS – At Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre. Goatonaboat.org. Located on Rte. 114 and East Union Street, behind Christ Episcopal Church in the parish hall, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. LIL COWPOKES PONY CLUB – Every Saturday from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. for ages 3 and up. Learn about animals and how to ride a pony. At Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchants Path, Southampton. 631-5377335. ART BARGE – Open Monday-Friday, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., beginning in June. Offers a weekly children’s studio programs and the Children’s Art Carnival. Theartbarge.com. COOL MOVES! THE ARTISTRY OF MOTION – An interactive arts-and-science exhibit. Also on display, through December 1, “Go Green.” At the Children’s Museum of the East End, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. KIDS CHALLAH CLASSES – Kids Challah Time every Thursday at 4 p.m. from through August 28. At Chabad of East Hampton, 17 Woods Lane, East Hampton. 631-329-5800. Kids Knead Challah every Friday at 5:30 p.m. through August 29, at the Southampton Jewish Center. Free admission to both. ART FOR LIFE – Mondays through Thursdays from 4-5:15 at Amy’s Art Farm in Westhampton. Art projects, yoga, poetry and more. Call 631-288-3587. JACKSON POLLOCK DRIP PAINTING FAMILY WORKSHOP – Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 10-11:30 a.m. Tour and explore the Pollock Krasner house. Call 631-329-2811 for more information and to make a reservation. SUMMER YOUTH PROGRAM – For ages 6-14, at

Applied Arts, 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631-267-2787 or appliedartsschool.com for the weekly schedule. KNICKS SUMMER BASKETBALL CAMP – 8/2527 and 8/28-30 – 10 a.m.-4 p.m. For boys and girls 8-18. $400 per camper, per session. At the Hayground School, 151 Mitchells Ln., Bridgehampton. 877-NYKDUNK or nyknicks.com. ART FARM SUMMER CAMP – Mommy and Me classes during July and August, Monday through Friday. Located on Butter Lane in Bridgehampton. 631-537-1634 or theartfarms.com. TEEN COOKING CLASSES – $80 for an individual class; $375 for the five-day program. Cookeasecatering.com or 973-865-5832 for more information. TEEN BEACH NIGHTS – Every Wednesday during the summer from 6-9 p.m. Pizza, a bonfire, games, songs and stories. At Georgica Beach, East Hampton. 631-324-9858. KIDS KARAOKE – Every Saturday, 5-7 p.m. At Regulars Music Caféé, 1271 North Sea Rd., Southampton. 631-287-2900. DRIBBL – Basketball programs for kids. Dribbl at the Beach for boys and girls grades K-5 every Sunday, 9-10:20 a.m., at the Southampton Town Recreation Center. Also, a week-long camp will be held August 2529. Syinc.org. CHILDHOOD MEMORIES – Little Travelers, 3-5 year-olds, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 9:30 a.m. to 12 p.m World Travelers, 5 - 8 year-olds, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9:30 a.m. to 12 p.m. Located at 160 Main St., Southampton. 917-538-5049, childhoodmemories.com. Send all events for the kids’ calendar events@danspapers.com by Friday at noon.

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Wild West Roundups, on Stages and Ranches Near You ‘Round about now, adults start to feel a little event-ed out. But this is no time to rest on your laurels or deny your non-stop kids one or two (or 10 or 12) more outrageously fun, top-rate summer events. There are three great events coming up this week – all with a horse and bull theme, revving the kids up for the Hampton Classic, no doubt. The first is the mama of all children’s events – the 19th Annual Wild Wild West Carnival at Diamond Ranch in Watermill, this Sunday, August 3, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. This is a kid’s dream – the Richie Rich party of the season with pony rides, a rock climbing wall, obstacle course, giant slides, face painting, water balloon toss, tug o’ war; plus great food. When we took our son when he was three, he stood in awe before a chocolate fountain (for slathering marshmallows) for about 10 minutes. He was meticulously clean when we arrived, covered in chocolate when

This is no low budget event, but much of it is tax deductible, and it’s one of the best family fundraisers where you can have a great time and support a great “children for children” cause. All proceeds benefit the Children’s Evaluation and Rehabilitation Center (CERC), part of Albert Einstein’s National

Hula contest at Wild Wild West Carnival we left. There was also a huge arts & crafts tent, and he got made up and photographed on his very own “Wanted” poster. For adults, there’s also a silent auction, raffle and much more.

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Dog with Arthritis? Try Hydrotherapy (i.e.– your pool)

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Keep your dog warm and cozy with a soft bed and extra blanket. Beds made specifically for jointailing dogs are gel filled or can be heated. Moist heat – hot water bottle with warm water or a towel soaked in warm water and wrung out, can provide welcomed relief. Heating pads may get too hot, so supervise their use. If your dog usually stays outside, provide an insulated doghouse with soft bedding facing away from the wind. If possible, bring him in when weather is too cold or wet. Raise your dog’s food and water dish. This one’s easy enough. If your pet has arthritis in its neck or shoulders, avoid having them bend their head down to eat. And who doesn’t love a good massage? Gently rub around the affected joint and surrounding muscles.Your touch is always a welcomed treat that soothes the body and mind. Finally, use a ramp since dogs with arthritis have difficulty walking up and down the stairs. Using a ramp for easier access to the back of your SUV can be a great help for both of you. S. Galardi

Arthritis is a common ailment of older dogs, affecting one in five dogs over the age of seven. The condition affects the joints and causes pain and stiffness in the neck, hips, shoulders, elbows and back. However, there are many things you can do at home to bring relief and reduce the stress-related issues that come with discomfort. Change your dog’s diet. Provide a high-quality dog food with no added preservatives, colorings, wheat, corn or soy, and has low fat and fewer grains or carbs. Keeping your dog at a good weight for its breed and size is beneficial to overall healt and puts less pressure on the knees and hips. Provide supplements that reduce arthritic swelling and pain. I have always seen positive results with Glucosamine Chondroitin Sulfate with my own dogs (and my own personal experience as a six-time victim of Lyme’s Disease and one-time victim of Ehrlichiosis). This supplement helps lubricate the joints and eases mobility. Combined with Methylsulfonylmethane (MSM) it has been shown in studies to relieve arthritic pain, slow joint deterioration and reduce inflammation with no negative side effects. As always, talk to your veterinarian before beginning any diet change or supplement. Exercising is also important. If possible, take your dog for several 10 to 15 minute walks each day rather than one long walk. Also, if possible, take your dog swimming – a great exercise without joint stress.

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

Audio/Home Theater

Automotive

Business To Business

Catering

Car Service

Auto Detailing

Child Care Carpentry

Classifieds & Service Directory address: Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater)

Audio/Home Theater

Building Contractors

We work your hours! Dan’s Classifieds and Service Directory

Awnings

open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 631-283-1000

Carpentry

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Chimneys

Chimneys

Cleaning

Cleaning

Cleaning

Cleaning

Cleaning

Closets

Chimneys

Closets

Cleaning

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Closets

Computers / Internet

Computers / Internet

Computers / Internet

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction

Construction Mgmt

Concierge Services

Construction

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Decks

Decks

Driveways

Decks

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Electrical Contractors

Delivery / Courier Dune Reclamation

Duct Cleaning

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Electrical Contractors

Environmental

Environmental

Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Fences/Railings

Flooring

Environmental

Classified Deadline pm Monday To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com


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SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

Flooring

Flooring

Handyman

Handyman

Handyman

Garages

Flooring

Fuels/Fuel Services

Got Pests; Need to Get Rid of Them Call one of our many Pest Control Vendors Today and tell them you saw their ad in Dan’s To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 www.danshamptons.com


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SERVICE DIRECTORY Handyman

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Irrigation

Home Maintenance

Classifieds & Service Directory address: Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater)

Home Maintenance

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Irrigation

Kitchens/Baths

Kitchens/Baths

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Irrigation

Landscape/Garden

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape/Garden

Landscape Lighting

Marine

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Marine

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Landscape/Garden

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

It’s Time to clean out the clutter... and get rid of all that “Stuff” laying around. Let Dan’s Papers help you sell your stuff.

call 631-283-1000

Got ? Stuff

and ask about the merchandise special.

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

New Service Directory; Mind Body & Spirit; Design Directory and Classified Ads are up online pm every Wednesday!

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Party Services

Classified Dept open days! M F am pm

Party Services

Service Directory Deadline pm Wednesday

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Party Svce./Music

Pest Control

Pest Control

Plumbing

Photography/Video

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year Call our Classified Dept and make Dans’ your storefront ads@danspapers com

Pets/Services

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Ponds

Poison Ivy Control

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Power Washing

Power Washing

Property Management

Roofing

Roofing

Real Estate Services

Roofing

Roofing

Power Washing

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Roofing

Septic Services

Trees/Shrubs

Trees/Shrubs

Transportation

Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Transportation

Classified Dept open days! M F am pm Shutters Window Treatments Transportation

Classified Dept open days! M F am pm

Classifieds & Service Directory address: Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater)

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SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Window Treatments

Window Treatments

Window Treatments

Domestic Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons, Serving The Haamptons & New York City nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973 erica@nannyagencyofthehamptons.com “Hamptons Leading Agency”

Window Treatments

Window Treatments

Beauty/Health/Fitness

Child Care

HAIR SALON/ SPA IN SAG HARBOR

Weekend nanny

Looking for hair stylist, colorist, manicurist, massage therapist ann d receptionist. Full time or part time.

to care for twin 3 year old boys. Must be patient,

creative. Must have experience and valid

Please call (516)768-8261 Nail Technician needed for Bridgehampton Salon. Please call 631-537-0334

Building Trades/Labor L aborer Wanted for a well-established & respected east end building company. Full time, year-round position, competitive salary, and full benefits. Must have driver's license, vehicle & speak fluent English. Start immediately. Call Chris (516)242-0061, Or Holly: (631)537-0239 “All inquiries will be kept confidential” M ASTER CARPENTER Wanted for a well-established & respected east end building company. Full time, year-round position, competitive salary and full benefits. Start immediately. Call Chris (516)242-0061, Or Holly: (631)537-0239. “All inquiries will be kept confidential” P LUMBER SERVICE & RENOVATIONS. Expanding East End company. Excellent salary, commissions, overtime, medical, dental, 401k. Great working environment. Min 5 years experience. Southampton area. Call Jennifer (631)283-9333

HAMPTON DOMESTICS

loving, energetic and

driver's license. Year a round position. References required. 917-92 23-0829

Domestic

“Our 26th Year” * Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Coup ples * Drivers, Security * Estate Managers * Elder Care/ Senior Companions * Event Staff * Groundskeep p ers * Handyman, Housekeepers * Home Health Aide * Nanny’s * Personal Assistants * Yacht Staff 631-72 25-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons)

AL MARTINO DOMESTIC SEARCH Established 1972 Select Household Staffing REVIEWED IN N.Y. TIMES, FORBES & DEPARTURES Magazine *Private Chefs* Our Specialty We Represent The Very Best in The Industry Estatee Managers, Couples Chauffers, Butlers Personal Assistants Nannies, Housekeepers, Caretakers DETAILS,, SEE WEB MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

212-838-5900 (New York City) 561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) d & Bonded Licensed www.hamptondomestics.com “see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Fiinest Homes New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor Housekeeper: Sag Harbor, English speaking andValid Drivers license a must, P/T Winter, F/T summer. Previous service experience a plus. References required. 914-826-4143

Dan’s Papers Covers the East End from StonyBrook to Greenport from Bellport to Montauk and Everywhere in Between!

Child Care Upscale home only. Palm Beach female stay home married attorney wants to care for and educate your little girl and my little girl in exchange for summer accommodations. 908-625-3613

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EMPLOYMENT Food/Beverage

FOOD SERVICE Faculty Student Association at Stony Brook University Southampton campus seeks food service associattes to work in our new campus dining and catering facility. Positions open include chefs, catering, prep, cashiers, servers and general utility. Various days and shifts. Send resume or letter to: Faa culty Student Association, Dept. DP, 250 Stony Brook Union, Stony Brook, NY 11794- 3209 or fax to 631-632-6573.

Food/Beverage

General

Amagansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to: snootybop@aol.com

Amagansett Farmers Market is looking for all positions. Front End Managers, Produce Managers, Bread Bakers, Baristas, Drivers and Cashiers. apply in person or send resume to: snootybop@aol.com

Line Cooks. Almond in Bridgehampton; Almondcello in East Hampton. Call 631-537-8885.

Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a Full Time/ Part Time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda at 631-287-9099 or fax resume to 631-287-3983 or email resume to: info@ananasspa.com

Part or full time Year round, flexible hours Deli in Springs

FSA is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer

Must be completely reliable, have proven experience, culinary degree preferred, excellent communication and computer skills (verbal, written) and possess Suffolk County Food Handlers certification. We offer competitive pay and benefits as well as potential for advancement. Summ mers, nights and weekends off. Email resume to: nortonemn@whitsons.com Eoe m/f/d/v

Private chef looking for part time/ full time job for the summer. Cell 310-402-3255 or email celebchefyravid@aol.com

Ray Smith & Associates is looking for the following positions:

General

MECHANIC’S HELPER/ JUNIO O R MECHANIC BOCES graduate ok

AGING/ ECONOMY/ CONCERNED? AntiAging Baby Boomer P roject.Female and male models needed. Complimentt ary demo. NYC 646-345-7073 LI 631-236-9841.

In Busy East Hampton Dermatology Office. Immediate Opening. Minimum 5 Years Medical Experience. Fax Resume 718-797-3909 Models Wanted Art / Photography

Veterinary Hospital looking for entergetic, motivated, individual to provide animal care and/ or reception. Call Pat at 631-283-0611

or countt erhelp 631-324-0748

Whitsons Culinary Group is looking for Chefs and Managers for East End Scho o ol lunch programs

MEDICAL OFFICE ASSISTANT P/T

631-329-5550 Leave name and number

Food & salad prep FOOD SERVICE OPPORTUNITIES

General

Magnificent fishing yacht hiring first mate. 2 day week. $200 per day, experienced requ u ired. Call Captain Briggs at (631)513-1588

Theory currently has opportunities for Store Management in our East Hampton storee. Job requirements: 1-5 years professional retail experience, excellent organization skills, excceptional people skills, outstanding customer service skills, excellent compensation and benefits package. Please send resumes to easthampton@theory.com

Sales

RECEPTIONIST AND ALL AROUND HELPER The Classy Canine. Needs some computer skills. Will learn some grooming skills. (631)283-1306

FIRST MATE

Retail footwear shop seeking an assistant manager with opportunity for advancement. Retail experience required. Energetic and sales driven with people skills. Full-time year round. Salary and benefits. Please fax resume to 631-288-2854.

Office

FAX RESUME 631-287-6245 Attention: Tom S.

Field Service Technician (Westhampton Beach) AutoGate Systems, an 18 year leading manufacture and installer of custom automatic driveway gates is hiring trainee for technical position in service, maintenance & assist with installation. Long Island based company, occasional work outside the area. Applicant must be legally employable and possess clean NYS drivers license. Must have strong mechanical/ electrical aptitude or skills and willing to learn company methods. Must speak English and have good communication skills. This is a year round position, interesting outside work on high-end custom projects. Wage shall be commensurate with applicable experience but has substantial earning potential, as well as medical/ holiday/ vacation benefits. E-mail resume and work history to karena@autogatesystems.com.

Retail

Help desk support (PT/FT) needed for Riverhead corporate office. Please email resume and hours of availability to resumes@railexusa.com.

RECEPTIONIST FULL TIME Flexible hours, general office work. Heavy telephones. Knowledge of Quickbooks, Excel and Word preferable. Good pay and benefits. Call Nancy at 631-2044-8800

Retail Artistic, detail oriented, multi-tasker, to assist owner in all aspects of busy, year round high end flower shop. Growth opportunity. Design and computer skills a must. References. 516-971-8441 Belhaus East Hampton Bespoke concept boutique located in Wainscot NY. Seeking qualified and luxury brand experience Sales Associates. Full-Time/ Benefits, P/T. Please e-mail all resumes as a Word attachment to: careers@bellhaus.net

Busy, innovative Cook- American Express Representative Travel Agency needs energetic, experienced Sabre agents for its South Hampton & East Hampton offices. Friendly office, travel benefits, flexible hours, part-time OK. Compensation based upon a draw and productivity. Ideal candidate is smart and creative in getting the best deals for our customers. Not looking for an order taker.Must have two years experience on Sabre and be willing to work hard. Send resume pasted in an email to planetamex@gmail.com or fax to 212-595-0021. Emails with the resume sent as an attachment will not be opened. Sales. Earn $10K - $100K per sale. Life insurance. Very easy. No experience necessary. 1-866-782-7087. www.spinlifeins.com

Situation Wanted Caretaker Available: Experienced, very responsible, organized, energetic, hands on person with references seeking caretaking position in exchange for unfurnished house or cottage with 2-3 bedrooms. hemlockbridgefarm@yahoo.com or (631)566-7559 Caretaker/ Home Health Aide Live-in. English speaking. 20 years experience in elderly care. Excellent references. Call Jennie 718-892-0320 Companion for elderly or sick will provide care. Honest, reliable, nurturing. Please call 631-225-2641. EUROPEAN WOMAN SEEKING LIVE-IN POSITION AS COMPANION FOR ELDERLY. Run errands, s hop, light cooking, laundry. Excellent references! (631)566-7310

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIED Situation Wanted NANNY/ ELDER care with twins experience. CPR certified. Reliable. Great attitude & excel references. 845-764-6314 Seeking position as a PRIVATE CHAUFFEUR. 5+ years experience, NY licenses. 347-210-2464. Ask for Paul.

Merchandise for Sale Almost new set of outside furniture cushions (originally from Thayers) in hunter green (65% discount!!): 8 chaises/ $100 each; 6 dining chair seats/ $15 each; 2 dining arm chair connected seat & back/ $2 20 each; 2 steamer chairs (1 damaged)/ $125 pair; 1 9' umbrella (no stand)/ $285. P refer to sell as sett, but will take best offer Call 631.324.9750 Antiques, art, furniture, bedding, linens, clothing, books, towels, lighting, china. Toys, games, skateboards. 631-653-3516, 646-943-4781 ARMOIRE PINE 23.5” D x 44” W x 70” H. Purchased from ABC Home. Excellent cond $650. Solid mahogany chest of drawers 47” H x 20” D x 33” W. Excellent cond $400. 631-725-3271. 917-881-0308 Custom Cool Deli Case. 30” x 57” Excellent condition, $2,500. Pick up only 631-726-0246 GYM EQUIPMENT Like new! NAUTILUS MACHINES Pec/rear deltoid, Bicep curl Abdominal, Lower back All four machines, $2000 (631)537-3444 PIANOS FOR SALE

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819.

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales QUOGUE 5 Whippoorwill Lane (off Route 104) Sat. Aug 2nd, Sun. Aug. 3rd 9 am - 5pm 631-653-3516 Designer and antique furniture: British khaki style chairs and daybed. Brown Jordan outdoor furniturre (Seats 20)

2 Door custom convertible Very good condition! Original metallic forest green v8 350, automatic, new transmission 151k/ AM-FM Drive home: $16,000 neg. Josh: 212-877-1256

Dan s Papers

August 2 8am- 2pm To Benefit Applied Arts School. Home furnishings from Sylvester & Co o. Essentials and At Home stores; Elizabeth Dow fabrics.

Classifieds, Service Directory

On site delivery service available. 11 Ind d ian Wells, Amagansett. 631-267-9777

Astrology Personal Readings by Gifted Spiritual Consultant. Treat Yourself! V MC accepted. 720-882-8125 18+

Pets

51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2985 fax Email adinfo@danspapers.com 7am to 6pm Monday to Friday Publication is distributed Thursday & Friday Classified ads appear 3pm Wednesday on www.danshamptons.com Deadlines Classifieds by phone Classifieds by e-mail Service Directory 8 days before publ. Real Estate Clubs 7 days before publ

Mon n 12pm Fri 3pm Wed 5pm Thurs 3pm

COUNTRY RAISED FARM PUPPIES Labrador Retreiver AKC $600 8 weeks 7/ 15 Sugarloaf, NY. 845-469-9673

Rates Text Classifieds $1.30 per word Minimum 15 words/ 2 week minimum run

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPIES

Boxed Ads $36 column inch Minimum 1 inch/ 2 week minimum run

Must Sell • Summer Rentals

Deposits Being Taken Now

Rare Collectors’ Item! Mason & Hamlin Symetrigrand Art Deco Baby Grand Piano $14,950. Steinway Model M Grand Piano 1935 mahogany $19,950. See video tours: www.SonnysPianoTV.com Call 631-475-8046

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

BUICK SKYLARK, 1972

WAREHOUSE SALE

AKC Papers Shots Males & Females Born 6/22, Take Home 8/10

Mike (631)324-8655

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

Automotive

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

• Steinway B Grand 6’10” • Steinway L Grand 5’10” •Yamaha Professional Upright • Yaa maha Grand 6’5” Piano Barn

Automotive

Pure Bred

6331-821-0614 Unique Dog care. Board, Groom, Train. Country Atmosphere. 2 minutes from Tanger. Customized for your needs. Owner resides on premises. c-dogsunlimited.com. Carolyn Contois, NCMG, CT. 631-655-6006

Service Directory, Mind, Body and Spirit, Design Dire ectory Rates vary; call for pricing Multiple week and multiple ad discounts available Ad enhancements available for additional charge All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication. Publisher reserves the right not publish certain ads. Dan s Papers follows all New York State Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity Employment laws.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIED Business Opportunities

Classes/Instruction

Cleaning

Eastern Suffolk plumbing company for sale. Take over existing client base. Inquiries: P.O. Box 36 Wainscott, NY 11975. or eastendplumber@yahoo.com

Elite SAT preparation by Professor Fikar, nationwide reputation. www.sat2400.org. 866-SCORE-1600 888-MCAT-LSAT 888-GMAT-GRE 888-EDU-PAYS Cell: 516-625-3000

Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com

Have you ever heard the expression…

Automotive

Automotive

CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS.

Landrover Discovery: SE II series. 2002, 75,000 miles. Great condition. $11,000. (631)804-5617

Cadilac Allante 1991, convertible with hard top, Florida car, 1 owner, 35k miles, $13,950. (212)799-0526

MAZDA PROTEGE 5, 2003 5 speed, AC, ABS, side air bags, 30 MPG, 85,000 miles. Asking $5,995.

99 Porsche 911 Aero $29,950 77 Ferrari 308 GT-4 $29,500 94 Lotus Esprit S4 $29,500 86 Alfa Romeo Spider $12,950 94 Mercedes E320 Cab. $11,950 We buy cars and check out our website for additional inventory and information FOREIGN CAR SERVICE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPOR RTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic carr. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

EXOTIC/ COLLECTOR CAR STORAGE & private collection management services. Safe, experienced. Car guy operated Quogue (631)653-4286

FACELIFTS FOR YOUR HIGH END CAR. * New carpeting, seats, tops, hardware, paint. * Make your car gorgeous again. * Pick up and delivery. * References. Call Billy at (570) 772-1816

NOW is your chance! Need to supplement your income in a slow economy? Want to REPLACE your current incomee?

(631)727-0790

Mercedes 280E. 1979. Under CADILLAC ESCALADE 2007 100K miles. Good condition. AWD, Black. Triple Mint! 3 Best offer by August 6th. DVDs. 14,000 miles. $46,000. 631-537-4747. 631-537-8858 Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by App p t Only www.cannillomotorsports.com

I F I HAD ONLY GOTTEN IN AT THE BEGINNING!

MERCEDES 450 SL 1979 Classic Convertible, w Hard top, Excellent condition, Ivory w brown top and b rown leather interior 168,000 miles, all new tires, $5,500 firm 646-642-9996 WHB Mercedes 560SL 1986, hardtop red convertible, Alpine sound system, 91k miles. excellent, $15,000 (631)728-1890 MERCEDES 560SL 1987 convertible. Beautiful dark blue, saddle interior. 78k. Perffect condition! 2 tops. $19,000 631-477-1005

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

Business Opportunities Debt Reduction Loan Needed. $53,572.00 Secured by Real Estate and Life Insurance. 9.25% Interest. $551.36/ mo. for 60 Months and Balloon Payment of $20,490.40. Total repaid will be $63K. Principals only. Please E-mail for Phone Contact Info at reducingdebt@gmail.com

F rench language tutoring and conversation by Swiss/Belgian college students. Call 631-537-4718

We’ve combined 5,000 year old ancient practices with today’s fastest growing industry then added a never seen before third party endorsement to create the next Iconic Brand! Get started TODAY! www. StteerYourOwnShip.com or Call 631-374-4058

Carpentry

POWELL HOME IMPROVEMENTS NO JOB TOO BIG NO JOB TOO SMALL powellhomeimprovements.com

MARY’S CLEANING Service House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. Cell (516) 641-2666 (516) 690-3726 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es RIOS FAMILY CLEANING SERVICES Serving all Hamptons & New York References available 631-875-4456 rioshousecleaning@yahoo.com

TUTORING THAT ENDURES!!! NYS Certified Math Teacher/ Former Chairman College CIS Department offering g exceptional preparation/ review. Middle/ high school students. Math 7-12. Art Farrell (917)488-3668 ArtFarrell@optonline.net

TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages. Masters in Education Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilatess for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Computers Computer Services of East Hampton: Home/ Office Networks, Web Design, Repair, New Systems purchased and Installed. Onsite Services, PC & Macintosh. http://www.computerserviceseh.com 631-771-3121

Environmental Live Total Wellness Go Green Today! Call Tami 715-241-8486 ILiveTotalWellness.com

Equipment For Sale Cleaning

Jordan Maggio Fencing PRIVATE LESSONS at your home Amagansett – Bridgehampton – East Hampton – Quoogue – Sag Harbor - Shelter Island – Southampton - NYC $150 per one hour lesson Packages & Group Ratees Available No equipment necessary 25 years fencing experience Fencing Master at St. Bernard's Scchool (NYC) C u r rent Students finished Top 10% in NYC Competitions (2008) Member of Notre Dame's C hampionship Fencing Team (1994) Jordanmaggio@gmail.com

Garages 2-car garage with separate electric meter. Storage use only. Ideal for auto (631)878-6789 Quogue, unique year round garage storage, heated, plenty of light, room for 2 cars, storage only. $600 per month. 631-653-4701 Quogue, year round garage storage, for 6-9 cars, glass garage door. Unique space, storage only. $1,800 per month. 631-653-4701

(631)291-6612

Classes/Instruction

F rench Classes by Native PariMustang convertible 2006: V6, sian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais 25 miles to the gallon. Blue, black top. Shelby stripes. Auto, (631) 725-2128 all power, leather, extended warranty. 36k miles. $16,500. COLLEGE ESSAY (631)325-3445 ADVISOR: PLYM Neon 1997 automatic, 2 dr, stereo, CD, white/ gray interior. Good cond $1800 516-784-0444

English Language Arts Tutor/ Coach NYS Certified *Summer Assignments *English Regents Prep *Skills Improvement (631)324-8028

Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910/ 631-727-0862

Fitness

Expert at conceptualizing and editing college essays. P rovven Ivy League admissions. Now serving clients in New York City, Brooklyn and Long Island. Call Stacey at 516-578-6165 or visit www.collegeessayadvisor.com

East End Tutor is your source for exceptional tutoring and educational consulting services. Tutors available for all disciplines. 516-658-7470. www.eastendtutor.com East End Tutorial. Pre- K-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

Southampton Village, Pine Street Large 2-Car Garage, High Ceilings, Clean, Great for Storage, Supplies, Antique Autos or Light Business use. $650 per month. Call Joe: 800-227-0595

A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128

METAL BUILDING FOR SALE.

www.AVSHamptons.com

An experienced woman will clean your house. Reliable, good references. 631-745-3251 An Impeccable Local Cleaning service: Trained- InsuredBonded. Call the best: C's Home & Office Management, Inc www.cshomemanagement.com 631-725-2408 Cleaning Person. Experienced. Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Greatt refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575, 631-591-2178.

Farmingdale Location.

U LT I M AT E G A R A G E S by Z C I We custom build 2-12 Car Ultimate Garages a t your home Mark 631-368-6972

90’ long, 30’ wide, 15’ high. 4 years old.

Handyman

Excellent Conndition With 2 Skylights. Must be Dismantled. $15,000.

A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing, Estate Management. No Job Too Small! Liicensed and Insured. 631-728-8955

ALSO 150 USED FORKLIFTS. Excellent condition.. Toyota’s & Clarks,

Handyman For Weekends!!! Handles all your weekend projects. Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping. Friday-Sunday meteogun@hotmail.com Call Mete Cell 631-664-5560

for Rent or Sale.

Hardworking Polish woman cleans your house for reasonable price. 631-523-1492

Matt’s Handyman Service. From inside to outside. No job Call Bob Riddle 631-445-9313. too big or small. SAME DAY SERVICE. 516-994-5850.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIED / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Handyman Mister Handyman Inc. The Handyman Can! Powerwashing Painting, Carpentry, Masonry, Landscaping, Weldii ng & Carting Fast & Reliable Service. Licensed/ Insured. 631-594-1453 m rhandymanlongisland.com

Home Improvements

Internet/Online Services PUT VIDEO IN YOUR WEBSITE! Increase profits! Expand your markets, engage viewers, entertain, educate, increase traffic. We are internet video marketing and optimization specialists. Call 631-475-8046, email YourTVWebsite@verizon.net or visit www.yourTVWebsite.com/ for prices and details. Reasonable rates.

Landscape/Garden

GRAMADO LANDSCAPING

All Construction Repair Co. Masonry, Tile, Carpentry. Small jobs okay. Garage and bilco doors installed and repaired 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

Gardening, planting Hedge trimming Maintenance & cleanups

MPenney Cabinetry & Design Kitchen •Bath •Home Theatre Commercial 772-812-8339 uniquelyyours.1@netzero.net

Lawn mowing, over-sseeding

Patios & driveways

Horses Stalls available. All day turnout. Indoor, outdoor arena. Trails, hunt course, $800 full. Exit 71, LIE, Baiting Hollow. 516-356-6130

House Watching

House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335

Hampton Premier Weekly, Bi-weekly, On-call Service & Cleanups Trimming, Edging, Hedg ging Call Today...Start Tomorrow

631-793-1121

MAC LANDSCAPE & ASSOCIATES, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturists On Staff. 27 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725--1249

Legal Notices Legal Notice #21154 Notice of Formation of Improvidus LLC, a limited liability company. Articles of Organization filed with the Secretary of State of the State of New York (SSNY) on 5/14/2008. Office located in Suffolk County. SSNY has been designated for service of process. SSNY shall mail a copy of any process served against the LLC to c/o David Geaney, 19 Clinton Ave, Centereach, NY 11720. Purpose: any lawful purpose.

631-946-3325

CHARTERS ABOARD luxury sailing Catamaran hosted by Lady Captain in Sag Harbor Full & half day sails, sunset cruises, B & B accommodations. Go to Sailacat.com for info 631-682-8288

Real Estate Services

Painting/Papering Mature, old school craftsman seeks paint and paper projects. David @631-377-1195, Redek@Eyyoneri.com, www.eyyoneri.com. PERFECTION PAINTING/ POWERWASHING Guaranteed Lowest Price! 30 Years Experieence Excellent References Interior/ Exterior Quality Craftsmanship Lic/ Insured #43801-H 516-906-45577 631-974-2762 Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Party Services HAMPTON SPIRITS Private Bartending Concierge. Let Hampton Spirits provide you with exceptional baartending service. 516-658-7470 www.hamptonspirits.com

We’ll do everything to help you sell your house except bill you 6%. So log on and list your house now... It’s FREE until August 31st www.twobluezebras.com

Photography/Video

Swim Instruction

Wedding, Events, Family and Architectural Photography. Fresh Look, European Quality 631-942-1427 www.TheHamptons Photography.coom

All ages: infants, toddlers, swim team, tri-athletes, nannies, handicapped Energetic instructors, 33 years experience. Results guaranteed. F ree portrait with lesson

Real Estate Services

Contact Vicki 631-839-7946, Kim 631-681-6042 vlbonaguro@optonline.net

TOWN VIOLATIONS BUILDING PERMITS RENTAL PERMITS

New York’s Most Dangerous Big Band

LEGALIZATIONS ZONING / VARIANCES 631-492-0927 onecall2tray@optonline.net www.traa cispermits.com

* Swing to Santana * * Sinatra to Funk *

Sewing

Party Svce./Music

Marine

Lawn Services Murphy’s House Watching Home Maintenance Based in Sag Harbor. Weekend appointments. Impeccable references.

Landscape/Garden

631-581-2127

Maurice Sedacca

Carmen’s Custom Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

SAILING INSTRUCTION

Jazz Ensembles, Big Band (718)755-6601

Sports

on a Brand New Crewed

www.mauricesedacca.com maurice@mauricesedacca.com

boat out of 38' Sailb

Middle Eastern Music, Belly Dancers Available

www.DangerousBand.com Romantic Spanish Guitar

PRIVATE CHARTERS AND

Beautiful Huntington Harbor www.BellWellCharters.com or phone Joan at 212-873-1074

Massage Therapy Marcia Tumpowsky NYS LMT Therapeutic Massage, Kripalu Yoga Educator, Healing Touch Practitioner. 631-725-1618 212-860-2536

Moving/Storage Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

Sonny’s Jazz & Cocktail Piano Music for East End parties and all occasions. Also Nassau and Suffolk. Your piano or my keyboard, 631-475-8046 Hear Sonny at www.sonnysinstantpiano.com

Call Lisa (631)445-4600

Photography/Video

Swim Instruction

AERIAL PHOTOGRAPHY

A-1 LIFE GUARDS Red Cross-Certified Private Parties & Functions. Swim Instructors for Private Lessoons. Enjoy Your Party 516-650-1543

of Homes, Outdoor Parties, Weddings / Events, by Helicopter. PHOTOMOTION S (631) 368-6972

Painting/Papering FINE PAINTING Exterior ~ Interior Wood staining, Powerwashing Neat, Quality Work References ~ Free Estimates ** URI ** 631-421--5373 ~ 631-988-5378

Certified Phys. Ed. teacher available for private instruction and coaching. Individuals/ small grouups. 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE.

All ages: infants, toddlers, swim team, tri-athletes, nannies, handicapped Energetic instructors,

Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Experiencee d with references. Mobile 516-443-3435.

Varsity Swim Captain, Lifeguard/ CPR certified. After years of lessons, I know what works. Let me show your child(ren) how to have fun, while working on fundamentals and confidence. I'll improve strokes in swimmers of any level. Also private party Lifeguard. Extremely reasonable rates. Your pool or mine. Alexandra (631)329-0954 ALZESS@aol.com

Tile/Stone/Masonry MARCO MASONRY All types of masonry & concrete: Patios, fireplaces, stucco, etc. Cell 516-641-2666

Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES Leyland Cypress, White Pine, Kousa Dogwood, Birch, Pears. Many others. All Sizes. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization & Property Maintenance Programs. CALL MAC LANDSCAPE (631) 725-1249 Our 27th Year

33 years experience. GERI BRAGG PHOTOGRAPHY Children/Family Portraits FRAME YOUR SUMMER VACATION MEMORIES! (516)380-1310 geribraggphotography.com

Results guaranteed. Contact Vicki 631-839-7946, Kim 631-681-6042 vlbonaguro@ooptonline.net

Apartments Southampton Village 1 Bedroom 1 Bath on Pine Street. Fully Renovated and Clean. Available: 9/15. $1,475. Call: 800-227-0595 Month to Month or Year Round

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Commercial

H ampton Bays Town Center PRIME OFFICE SPACE FOR LEASE Montauk Highway and Ponquogue Avenue Hampton Bayys - Town of Southampton • Last 2 available offices in center. • Approximately 2,200 square feet each. • Build-out to tenant specifications including air conditioning, partitions, ceilings, electric, carpet, etc. • Retail 100% rented. • Parking for over 430 cars. • More customer traffic than any other site in Hampton Bays. • Major tenants include King Kullen, Rite Aid, Starbucks, Bridgehampton National Bank and Washington Mutual. • Ideal for attorneys, accountants, insurance agents, financial advisors, doctors, real estate office .... • Brokers cooperation invited.

Out Of Town

Summer Rentals

FISHER ISLAND, FLORIDA RENT Beautiful 1 Bedroom SEASIDE VILLA furnished approximately 790 sq. ft. first floor steps to beach, back patio & yard, full kitchen, 1 bath, Dining Room, Living Room, one parking space, use of golf cart and much more. Ready to move in. Contact Liz at 212-349-3505 or elizabeth@svrinsurance.com

Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ www.paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106

Southampton, Sag Harbor Hampton Bays

Out Of Town

LOOKING for TIMESHARE Weekends July & August 1 bedroom Near beach preferrred 917-742-1396

Rooms

Commercial

Commercial

Amagansett 85 sq. ft. room with sink in newly constructed medical spa office. $950/ monthutilities, RE taxes and storage included. Perfect space for out-of-town doctor looking for a satellite office in the Hamptons! 631-267-9800

Quogue, Luxurious office space. high ceilings, outstanding location, Available immediately $3,500 per month. 631-653-4701

Calverton 3 acre vacant commercial site for rent Call 917-204-8183

QUOGUE LIGHT INDUSTRIAL SPACE AVAILABLE. Up to 4,700 square feet, will divide. (631)653-4286

WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Available for Immediate Occupency Citarrella Plaza 1,200 - 2,400 square feet, For info call 631-698-2700

Hampton Bays Rooms Available For Rent Walking Distance To Montauk Highway Weekly or Monthly Rates Two Beds Per Room, Kitchen & Private Bath For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131 Sag Harbor Village. Weekend room for rent. Internet/ cable. Share kitchen/ bath. No pets/ smoking. 631-793-1121. SOUTHAMPTON: Private room, includes all. Weekly/ Monthly/ Annual. 631-377-0413

Shares

Out Of Town

Block Island, Rhode Island COMMANDING OCEAN VIEWS 6 bedrooms Fully Equipt 973-575-1706, 973-600-7226, www.piocosta.com

East Hampton Springs. Share house with pool with female owner. August. Please call 631-907-1757

Summer Rentals Amagansett Dunes. 400 feet to ocean beach access. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. AC. Two weeks in July $18,000. 631-655-8319

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Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom Cottages. $15,000.00 season, or weekly/ monthly (631)-722-4096

www.liny-cottages.com

Rental Wanted

Kenilworth Equities, Ltd 825 Third Ave., New York, NY 10022 Phone: 212.593.4600 • Fax: 212.593.6121

East Hampton Northwest Woods. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, heated pool, outdoor shower, hot-tub, deck, CAC. monthly, weekly. m380se@aol.com, 631-563-9429.

Aquebogue-North Fork

Rent / Option to Buy Southampton Village: Townhouse 3 BR/ 3 Bth. Best Beaches, Pool, Tennis Courts. Available Mid September. Call 347-645-3315 cohenjacq@aol.com

Summer Rentals

Bridgehampton Beach House. 4 Bedrooms. 3-minute walk to ocean. Dock w/ canoe, A/C. Privacy. Amazing location! www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

EAST HAMPTON NW Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. CAC, heated, gated pool. All amenities. Weekly Starting July 28- August 10 $3,750 weekly Weekdays 212 2-953-1388 Weekends 631-329-3894

Bridgehampton South 3 bedrooms, 2 bath, pool/ lawn maintenance. Utilities, cable included. Walk to town, train, Jitney, East Hampton. NW Woods. Hampton Classic. $10,500. 8/15- Wonderful summer home. LD. 212-243-1218 Private wooded hilltop location, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, mile to bay, Bridgehampton South. A Bit of minutes to gorgeous ocean French Whimsy. Seduced by beaches. Bright, light-filled great September's song and room and sliders to wrap around surrounded by shimmering deck. 631-848-3388. Available seascapes. Three bedroom and July & August. $2,200 weekly. baths. Library or fourth bedsuemusso@aol.com. room. Two fireplaces and large pool in landscaped gardens. East Hampton/ Wainscott. Steps from Mecox Bay. Weekly South of Highway, walk to thru the Fall. 631-356-5041. ocean or Jitney. Charming, chic

Summer Rentals Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com Bridgehampton Village SOH 2,000 sf home 3 BR, 1.5 BA plus garage/studio, Tennis. July Aug $30,000 Folio 4286 Call Lally Mockler 516- 971-6002 Bridgehampton South -2- story Contemporary w/ FPL & CAC, 3BR/2BA. Avail. August & September for $20,000. folio#20152. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 East Hampton - New 3,200 sf. 4 BR, 3.5 BA home near village. Gunite Pool & Spa. Weekly $5,300. Extended season considered. Folio 16089 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 East Hampton - 3 BR Contemporary. Heated pool, Pets allowed, open great room, Private. August $25,000. Folio 19456 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037

Sagaponack South - 3 bdrm, 2.5bth set on almost 1.5 acres with sweeping farmviews, a Hampton classic! Folio# 20037. August-LD $32,000. Call Amy 3 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, CAC, Unangst at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton Village heated pool, lovely property. Beautiful 1 Bdrm Cottage, Walk Weekly, monthly. Owner Sagap ponack Ocean & Pond to Hampton Classic. Heated Views -Three story 6BR/4.5BA 631-604-5300, slynne@att.net. pool. Beamed Ceilings, French newly renovated…block to Doors, Private Gated Entrance. beach! August-LD $120,000. FoEast Hampton: Springs. FabuWalk to Town, Train, Jitney. lio# 1888. Call Amy Unangst at lous poetic gem of a waterfront Close to Beach. $7,500 August- cottage. On Gardiner Bay backed 631-334-0552. LD. (Extended season available) by Accabonic Harbor. 1 master $4,500 for Hampton Classic. Sagaponack- 6 bdrm, 4 bth Trabedroom, huge sleeping loft, Also available for Winter rental. small guest bedroom, 2 full ditional. Pool and Tennis. Gated 516-658-5728. entrance. Stylish and private, baths, jacuzzi. August $14,000; MD - LD $150,000. Folio 5433 Weekly $3,500. (631)907-9082 BRIDGEHAMPTON. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 3 bedroom, 3 bath, 917-207-7777 EAST QUOGUE lovely 2 BR heated pool, Central Air, cottage, breezeway, wood stove, 1 acre. Sagaponack - One story 2,500 washer/ dryer, walk to bay/ vilAugust $25,000 or sq.ft. 4 BR, 4 BA, Pool, CAC, lage $1500/ weekly. $5000 2 weeks monthly . Also avail year round. handicap accessible. Folio 3767 917-690-8346 MD - LD $50,000., Year-round 631-235-3314 $65,000. Call Lally Mockler East Hampton A private lovely 516- 971-6002 villa close to village and ocean East Quogue SOH beaches. Huge pool, oversized Sag Harbor - 5 BR, 3.5 BA deck. 2 acres, 4 bedrooms, 3 3,000 sf with teak decking, & 4 BRs, LR, DR, baths. Vaulted ceilings, skyPool. Well appointed. MD - LD lights, fabulous master suite and Cathedral ceilings, $70,000., July-LD $60,000., July Great Room. Sunny, spacious, fireplace, hardwood floors. $30,000., August - LD $35,000. immaculate. Piano, pool table, Folio 5405 Call Lally Mockler Heatt ed IGP, outdoor art. Available August. Call Alex 516- 971-6002 shower. Kid & pet friendly. 646-912-9321. Pix sunsethill.net. Swing set/dog pen. Sag Harbor/ Noyac - Waterfront New 5 BR, 3 BA, Wall of EAST HAMPTON LD weekend available windows overlooking bay, LION HEAD BEACH Amazing views!, 2 BR, 2 BA & available weeekly Walk to private beach, guest house, 20 x 60 Heated Guduring extended season 3 BR, 2 bth, CAC, nite Pool, Spa, Dock , Kayaks. Extended season available. Call Internet, Cablee TV, 631-757-5955 Amy Unangst 631-334-0552. charming, immaculate retreat minutes to private beach, Shelter Island - Dockspace at heated pool, hot tub, EAST QUOGUE Year round bulkhead. Renovated 3BR, beach community. Upscale 3BR, 3BA. Everything new. Septemoutdoor shower 2.5 Bths, frpl, wood floors $3275 ber $15,000. Monthly possible. Sept to June. Call Owner 516- Folio 19551 Call Muriel Hanson Aug g. $14.000 or 381-1031 Falborn 631-537-2000x316 $3500/ week Hampton Bays/ Southampton Water Miill- Hampton Classic! Web Photos. water view efficiency. Full Farmviews, 5 BR, 6.5 BA, Htd Call both numbers kitchen. Furnished. Available Pool, Tennis, last 2 weeks of 516-482-8894, 631-329-6251 July and August. Reasonable. August $35,000.Folio 19723 or email randim mel@aol.com Call 631-764-3834 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 631-283-8676 917-207-7777

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Hampton Country Real Estate Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 19 Corwith Avenue, 474 1-800-870-04 Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 Hampton Bays 1 bedroom www.HamptonCountry.com apartment $950 all Water Mill- Farmfield vistas, Hampton Bays 2 bedroom moPool, Tennis, new 5,400 sf of bile home washer/ dryer luxurious living. July - LD $950 plus $170,000., July $85,000., August $85,000. Folio 19024 Call AnHampton Bays Water view 3 gela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 bedrooms 2 baths $2,000 plu Water Mill- South of the Highway- Elegant and stylish. 4+ BR, 5 BA, open living area, formal DR, EIK, Htd Pool & more. MD - LD $125,000. Folio 19694 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays Brand new 6 bedroom 3 bath pool Balance of summer $15,000 Hampton Bays 5 bedroom 3 bath pool hot tub August thru labor Day $11,000 East Quogue 5 bedrooms 3 baths walk to village CAC pool beach $10,000 Hampton Bays Canal front studio all

Hampton Bays Brand new 4 bedroom 2 bath basement $2,900 plus

Summer Rentals

Flanderr s 3 bedroom 2 bath custom home CAC $2,000 plus Riverhead 1 bedroom cottage $800 plus

North Sea, Towd Point Waterfront Newly renovated, 3 BR 2 bath, chef’s kitchen, deck. $15,000 Aug. 1- LD. 516-810-9017

Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

SAGAPONACK:

Southampton SOH, Great location! Spacious and Bright 4 plus bedrooms, large family room, pool, CAC..

WATER MILL 2 Acre 6 BR Home. Solar Heated Pool with Poolside Dressing Room and Full Bath. August $19,500. Weekly $5000. Sept/Oct $6000 /month. Weekly $2000.

Quogue. 3 bedroom cottage, south highway, bike to village, beach. August- September $8,000 631-653-8750

SOUTH OF HIGHWAY S O U T HAM PT O N

Quaint farmhouse,

W AT E R F R O N T CLOSE TO THE

New 5 bedroom, 4 bath

2 week minimum $8,000 - $10,000 914-610-1043 914-664-1680

GENERAL STORE.

August and Weekly rental available.

Private 5 BR, 2 Bth 631-204-0202 outt door shower, 1.3 acres.

516-857-1795

July $3,000 weekly

East Quogue 1 bedroom cottage deck $1,100 Flanders 2- 3 bedroom home basement 2 car garage $1,500 plus

Summer Rentals

August- LD $15,000 SOUTHAMPTON Beautiful 1 BR, 1 Bath Apartment. Private Entry, Tastefully Furnished, Wood Floors, A/C C’s. August- LD $4500. 631-259-2323 Sagaponack South OPEN HOUSE 7/26 11-2PM. Designer 1740’s barn renovated 2001. On 4 acres with pond, 3 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, chef’s kitchen, 2 fireplaces, surround sound, 2 patios, heated gunite pool with waterfall, guest cottage sleeps 4. Bike to beach. August $40,000. Long season available. (631)834-4853

Annual $34,000 (609)915-9755

SOUTHAMPTON 6 bedrooms, 3 baths Pool, tennis, greenhouse, jacuzzi. Privacy! July 28-Labor Day & beyond 631-678-8137

Southampton Village: Pool, CAC. 3 br, off Hill St. Aug 15th -Labor Day $3,500 per week. (908)566-5109 Southampton. September. Immaculate room. Private bath. Beautiful home. Lovely area. Available weekends/ weekly/ monthly. (631)283-8613 Southampton/ Towd Point. Access to private beach. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath cottage. August $3,500. Contact Dale. 917-816-1236. Southampton: 2- 3 minutes North of highway. Post modern 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths on 1.5 acres. Available immediately. July $10,000, August $12,000. Possible share. 917-680-6444

SAG HARBOR Amazing Sunset Over Noyac Bay. Modern 4 BR with Luxurious Private Master Suite. Sept/Oct $6000/ month. Weekly $2000. SOUTHAMPTON Big Fresh Pond Cottage Studio. Wonderful Sunset Views. Aug $4500. Weekly $1400. Sept/ Oct $2500/ month. Call 516-459-5595 www.yourhamptonhome.com

WATER MILL. LAKE/ PONDFRONT Like having Central Park in your backyard. 5 bedrooms, 8.8 acres, magnifiWainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 cent private grounds, gourmet or $10,000 Summer, $24,000 or kitchen. Gunite pool. Walk to town, 5 minutes from beach. $14,400 Year Round. July/, August Weekly $9,000. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. (917)572-5090 a rtherzog@aol.com

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 06/02/2008 AMAGANSETT Principi Prop LLC to Christopher Anderson, 619 Lazy Point Rd, 5,000,000 Giamatteo to Rose Malindretos, 48 Treasure Island Drive,, 1,220,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Rowell A Schleicher Trust to Jay Bialsky, Pauls Lane, 3,500,000 Rowell A Schleicher Trust to Teresa Bialsky, Pauls Lane,, 3,500,000

EAST HAMPTON Claus Hoie Trust to Kenneth Lipper, 10 Hook Pond Lane, 5,200,000 John Kelleher to Colleen A O'Callaghan, 14 Mill Hill Lane, 1,900,000 Saposhnik to Susan R & Chester J Borgida, 9 Country Lane, 1,250,000 Martino to Scott E & Alexandra L Delman-34 Scallop Ave, 1,111,000 Keirstead to Andrew I Koven 224 Bull Path, 1,870,000 Reimann to Susan Menu, 115 Hedges Lane, 2,300,000 0 216 Buckskill Road LLC to Matthew D Lentz, 216 Buckskill Road, 2,350,000

HAMPTON BAYS

11111

and 07/03/2008

Bayview Ridge LLC, Canoe Place Landing, 20 Canoe Place Rd, 2,000,000

Patricia A Ross to Rachael Ray, 234 Tuckahoe Lane, 2,100,000

Kenneth James Stoller to Leslie Klotz, 20 Peconic Crescent, 1,875,000

Dias to Patrick & Kara Boultinghouse, 150 West Neck Rd, 1,460,000

John P Kujawski & Sons Inc, Manor Farms LLC, Manor Lane, 1,018,875

Lanahan to Timothy J Whealon 52 Osborne Avenue 1,400,000

32 Post Fields LLC, Ronit & Oleg Mitnik, 32 Post Fields Lane, 2,000,000

Paradise Point to Town of Southold,10250 North Bayview Rd, 2,604,000

JAMESPORT QUOGUE

RIVERHEAD Bell Trust to County of Suffolk, 1866 Roanoke Avenue, 1,786,140

SHELTER ISLAND McCarthy to Peter Goranites, 22 Great Circle Dr, 1,175,000

SAG HARBOR Lisa S Ashley to Tracey Loggia Fitzsimons, 355 Division St, 1,125,000 Susan LaMontagne to Robert D Reid, 30 High Street, 1,100,000

SOUTHAMPTON

Poremba to North Main St at SH LLC, 49 Pelletreau Street 1,141,458

SOUTHOLD WATERMILL Estate of Laube to Tony Siu Wing Cheng, 1285 Flying Point Rd, 11,500,000 Tony Cheng to Lili Fotoohi, 6 Holly Lane, 4,300,000

WAINSCOTT Fili to Karen & Barry Frankel, 16 Esterbrook Road, 1,225,000 Misrahi to Franciska Bittan, 10 Cobber Lane, 1,100,000

WESTHAMPTON Miller to Pamela Wolf, 3 Stacy Drive, 1,890,000

S a l e s O f N o t Q u i t e A M i l l i o n D u r i n g T h i s P e r i o d 11111 AMAGANSETT

Gale to Judith S Haselton, 9 Bittersweet Lane, 925,000

EAST HAMPTON

NORTH SEA

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000

Hallock to Peter L Hallock, Cedar Crest Road, 700,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

Martin to Lora J & Jon Jason Appleton, 115 Mulford Avenue, 680,000

Harvard to Desiree Schellinger, 491 Majors Path, 560,000

Luciana Marsicano to Jacqueline A Kean, 5 Renees Way, 680,000

Riverhead Reeves Assoc to HILLENBRAND, 81 Bellflower Court, 502,000

Alexander to Jamie Manville, 17 Greenway, 540,000

EAST MARION

Peterson to Kevin J & Elizabeth J Fee, 220 Lakeview Terrace, 670,000

FLANDERS

Geraldine Ann Brophy to Vanessa Gibbons, 880 Pleasure Dr, 870,000

HAMPTON BAYS

Schaengold to Ellen Kirwin,17 Cedar Point Road, 833,000 Annette Agius to Robert & Patricia Tansey,30 Rampasture Rd, 590,000

JAMESPORT

NEW SUFFOLK Robert Graffy to Victoria Germaise, 345 Bunny Lane, 725,000

RIVERHEAD

Flor to Rosann & Frank Acierno, 71 Maidstone Lane, 780,000

SAG HARBOR

Larry Carr to Ancy Verdier, 65 Walker Avenue, 700,000 Labrozzi Family LLC to Lucien & Karol Washburn, 48 Joels Lane, 760,000

SOUTHAMPTON

Rosemary to Ward & Peter J Marchewka, 30 Devon Place, 860,000

Diestel to Deborah S & Andrew S Morris, 9 Doug Lane, 585,000

Kirwin to Rita Ewing, 25 Henry Street, 825,000

Kujawski & Sons Inc to Beyrodt Delea Assoc LLC, Manor Ln, 548,625

Wills to Pine Neck Holdings LLC, 1425 Pine Neck Road, 725,000

MATTITUCK

Stuart D Wechsler to Gary Zaremba, 880 Mill Road, 630,000

Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

Marks to Marjan & Karan Nejad, 74 Wooleys Drive, 935,000

Majors Path LLC to Dennis & Gwen SKINNER, 16 Gianna Court, 769,990

SOUTHOLD

Thompson to Louis & Elizabeth Mastro, 1595 Bayview Avenue, 554,000

WADING RIVER

Delligatti to North Country LLC-6328 North Country Road, 975,000 Portview Homes Inc to Thomas & Brenda Masciale,14 Laura Ln, 610,925

WAINSCOTT

Romm-Sharon Potolsky-16 Clyden Road, 905,000

WATER MILL

Teel to Glenn Guszkowski, 131 Blank Lane, 905,000 Durkin to Kathleen & Eric Scannelli, 222 Noyack Path, 900,000

WESHAMPTON

Kettel Family Trust to Helen & Elias Wexler, 20 Sandpiper Court, 998,000 Pulte Homes LLC to Michael Insdorf, 169 Jonathan Lane, 581,316 Nebons to Michael & Debbie Insdorf, 49 Brittany Lane, 615,000

Lynch to Kenneth SISCO, 14 Meadowgrass Lane, 850,000 Data a Provided d by y Long g Island d Reall Estate e Report

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals

Summer Rentals

Weekly Rentals

Winter Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

WaterMill: Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath home on almost 2 acres. Wonderful free form gunite pool and gardens. Sweet retreat! August $22,000. For sale $999,999 516-658-1081

Westhampton Beach Pristine 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, amenities. Walk all. Daily or weekly. 516-641-4092. sbliny@yahoo.com.

BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW

Hampton Bays: Bay front. 1 bedroom, newly renovated. Furnished. $825 includes cable and utilities.. No pets/ smoking 347-512-0535

BRIDGEHAMPTON: A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY. Share Our Fully Furnished Cottage Year- Round Beginning September. Only $1,200 Per Month. Full details at

East Hampton Village: 3 bedroom, 1.5 baths. Washer, dryer. 2 car garage. 917-696-7916

WESTHAMPTON CONDO ON DUNE ROAD BEACH Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedrroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants... Available daily, weekly, monthly. By Owner. Call Jeff: daytime 201-288-8818 or Cell 201-723-9440

Westhampton Beach Village Two bedroom apartment.Great location. Walk to all. Avail Aug.weekly $1.650 917-434-7243 Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Pretty 3 bedroom, 2 bath. house with vaulted ceilings. Small dogs ok. $3,800 weekly 516-414-2568, 516-510-7838.

Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs. Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities.

WESTHAMPTON HOUSE Weekly or weekends. Oceanfront - Dune Rd. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com

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2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, great room, m with eat-in-kitchen, sunroom great water views, fireplace.

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quiet neighborhood.

$1,000 monthly UTILITIES & AC

September 15th - May 15th

terrace oveerlooking ocean; Westhampton Bath & Tennis Club. All amenities, decorator studio on bay. Available weekends, weekdays, weekly. 3 night minimum, great rates! loladnyc@aol.com (917)843-9650

pool; gym; long season. (917)842-5658

Westhampton: CHARMING 1 BEDROOM CONDO IN WESTHAMPTON BEACH COUNTRY SETTING. Fully DUNE ROAD.1 bedroom condo, furnished and extensively private bay and ocean beaches, equipped. A/C, W/D, sleeper beautiful water and sunset views sofa. New private pool. July 27 from large deck. No Pets. -September 15th (shorter or August-LD $7,000 Owner: longer) You’ll love your stay 516-437-2898, 917-716-9934 here. Best deal in town! www.lovelyhamptons.com 631-878-1331 or 631-942-9429

245 ft. Open Bay Front Property

East Hampton: Beach house. Water views/ access, ocean, kayak, 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, chef’s kitchen, large deck, heated pool. Weekly/ monthly rentals; year round. Lazarus Group (516)536-6300

INCLUDED!!!

$15,000 Total.

No pets, smoking.

914-772-3393

(631)878-9457 Sag Harbor Village. Easy walk to all. 3 bedroom, 1 bath, Available Sept. 1st - May 1st $1,500 month 703-989-0951

MONTAUK Oceanfront mini-suite Gurney’s Inn 8/22-29. Use all facilities. Rental $1,498. Consider option to buy this week. 631-979-7147 7 evenings

Southampton Village. 3 bedrooms, 4 baths. Fireplace, central air. Private. Beautiful grounds/ pool. Guest cottage. Walk to village. September 20th -May 20th. $2,295 per month. 631-283-8455.

Southampton Village South WALK TO OCEAN, Restaurants. Renovated 2BR cottage. Sept. & Oct. $2,500 weekly (212)786-2562 M@re-int.com

Southampton Village: Charming 3 BR, 1 bath cottage. Available Sept. - May 15th. $1,750 monthly. (917)859-9989

Winter Rentals Hampton Bays, Newly renovated 1 BR apartment. Heat, cable included. Available 9/1 -6/1 $825/ month. No smoking. References required. 631-244-7713. Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Near college. Reasonable. Consider year round. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676

Southampton. September: Picture pretty room. Private bath. Weekends. Month. Large, beautiful home. October- May. Tastefully furnished, immaculate studio apartment. Private entrance. Kitchenette. DirecTV. Utilities. $925 Lovely area (631)283-8613

Southampton: New to market, open theme, double french entry doors, fully furnished, lower unit, 9 foot ceilings, large l/r, kit.,dining area, bathroom, b/r, walk-in closet, in private, gated home…2 plus miles to ocean, and village….available now ! , includes, phone, internet, cablevision, tv,elec, etc.. call owner/ bk, (no fees), 917-331-2023 ...631-204-9393 ( Avail as permanent rental $1,500) as of Sept 1st. Owner/ Bk 917–331-2023

EAST HAMPTON NW WOODS 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath country home. All amenities. Year Round $36,000.

Year-Round Rentals Bridgehampton. Large 4 bedroom, 2 bath on private acre. Fireplace, full basement, quiet street. Short drive to Sag Harbor, East Hampton, Southampton. Must have references. $2,800 monthly. (917)691-4169

Off season $1,900 month. Call 212-953-1388

Flanders Huge apartment. Clean. Quiet. Like new. No smoking. No pets. Call for info. 516-456-7137 Hampton Bays: Waterfront. 2 bedroom. Wall to wall carpet. Hot tub. Deck. $1,300 plus utilities. No pets. 631-723-3069 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com m Sag Harbor/Noyac - 3 BR / 2 BA, clean contemporary, 2 car garage, Heated Pool, private! Annually $45,000. Folio#5006 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sag Harbor/ Noyac 5BR/3.5BA Waterfront, CAC, FPL. Annually $45,000. Folio#3178. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton Village - Centrally located & close to Village, Walk or Bike! 4 BR, 2.5 BA, CAC, living room with FP, garage. Annually $55,000. Folio# 5410 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sag Harbor-Year Round! 4 BR, 3 BA, living room with vaulted ceiling and FP, Pool and finished sub-level. Year-round $60,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Sagaponack - Private & Immaculate. 5 BR, 4.5 BA, Heated pool, living room w/ FP. Annually $95,000. Folio 19112 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Sagaponack - One story 2,500 sq.ft. 4 BR, 4 BA, Pool, CAC, handicap accessible. Folio 3767 MD-LD $50,000, Yearround $65,000. Call Lally Mockler 516- 971-6002 Southaa mpton- Northside Hills winner! Over 4,500 sf of living space. Features 5 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Pool and more. Yearround $125,000. Folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Southold: Beautiful, newly re-built home. 3 BR, 2.5 baths, LR, DR, kitchen with island, artist studio, loft, sauna, laundry, outdoor patio, porch & deck. Exquisite cabinetry and built-ins. Hardwood floors, skylights, cast iron gas fired stove/ fireplace, 5 minutes to area beaches and Ferry. $2,000 monthly + util’s. 631-765-6076.

Hampton Bays Water View Studio $600 plus Hampton Bays Water View 1 bedroom $800 heat included Hampton Bays 5 bedrooms 3 baths $1,300 plus Southampton 5 bedroom 4 bath $1,800 plus Jamesport: Brand new 1 bedroom loft. Marble full bath, wood floors. Eat in kitchen, french doors. Close too all! $1500. (631)722-2574 Jamesport: 3 BR, 2 full bath ranch, hardwood floors, gas heat, w/d, CAC, stereo system throughout out, fenced yard, newly built 31x20 ft. cedar deck. Bike to beach. Cable/ internet access in each room. $2,200 monthly includes yard maintenance. (631)300-6791 North Haven. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, great room with fireplace. Private community and beach, boat slip available. Quiet, private, pristine. $2,500 per month. Available immediately. 631-928-5920. Sag Harbor Village. Waterfront. 4 br, 3 ba. Dock, pool, walk to town. Bright, imamculate interior. Annually $60,000. Also available as winter rental. (631)276-3464 Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2.5 baths, well loved village gem! Exquisite. Amenities Galore. Year-round $45,000 917-684-5967 Sagaponack. Beautifully furnished new traditional on 2.5 acres. 4/5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths, library with full bath. Chef’s kitchen, heated pool, sunroom. Spectacular setting. Year-round for $95,000. 631-324-6620, 631-835-8040.

Wainscott, East Hampton: funished apt near ocean, $20,000 or $10,000 Summer, $24,000 or $14,400 Year Round. 631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com Westhampton 2 Bedroom house, newly renovated, mint condition on .5 acre. Quiet dead end street. Fireplace, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902 Westhampton condo, 1/ 1, pool, ground floor, good area, rent year rd- $1,150, renovated, no pets 917-848-7982

Real Estate Services IMMEDIATE CASH PAID FOR REAL ESTATE NOTES! Call John @ 631-208-1332 www.lakesidefsonline.com

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Leslie Tarbell Donovan Accredited Home Staging Planner Office: 631-283-8175 Cell: 631-875-4303

Southampton 90 Henry Street Sun. Aug. 3rd, 12pm - 2pm Sharon Meyer C21 Agawam Albertson. 631-655 5-3942.

Southampton: Wow! Private entrance into 1 BR, furnished, spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape Cod. Picture window overlooking Bay. LR/ kitchen combo with entertainment area. Walk to College. $1,500 pays all! 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902

POSH NORTH SHORE VILLAGE Charming Vintage Colonial Zoned for Business. Convert for Boutique, Restaurr ant, Corporate Headquarters, etc. 631-889-4016

Commercial

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Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 www.lloydsrealty.com

Bayfront Hampton Bays 2 Bedrooms, Boat dock, Pool, Tennis, Bay Beach IN# 24159 $279,000 Bayfront Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom, Unobstructed Bay Views, Boat Dock, Pool, Tennis IN# 50277 $299,000 Oceanfront Westhampton Studio, Direct Ocean Views, Promenade IN# 46109 $325,000 Oceanfront Westhampton 1 Bedroom, Pool, Bay Access, Oceanfront Promenade IN# 40163 $360,000

G reenport Villaage: 2-story Townhouse end unit, 2BR, 2.5-bath, panaromic views of Bug Light and Shelter Island, deepwater dock, beach, pool, tennis. Exclusive $850,000. Baiting Hollow Soundfront: Views from our 2 BR, 2-bath condo in The Knolls. Waterside deck, CAC, IGP and more!! Exclusive $359,000.

Oceanfront Westhampton 2 Bedroom Townhouse, Pool, Ocean Views from Master & LR IN# 32279 $833,000 YA ARDARM Westhampton Beach 2 Bedrooms, Private Ocean View, Pool, Tennis IN# 52189 $799,000 Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 40779 $375,000 *** SOLD ***

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 Riverhead 631-603-3500 www.lloydsrealty.com

Oceaa nfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 40779 $375,000 Oceanfront WHB Redesigned 1 Bedroom Pool, Tennis, Unobstructed Ocean Views, Bay Access IN# 35618 $410,000 *** SOLD ***

G reenport Village: 2 story Townhouse end unit, 2BR, 2.5 bath, panaromic views of Bug Light and Shelter Island, deep water dock, beach, pool, tennis. Exclusive $850,000.

Oceanfront WHB 1 Bedroom, Pool, Ocean Views, Over the Bridge from the Village IN# 35920 $495,000 *** SOLD ***

Baiting Hollow Soundfront: Views from our 2 BR, 2 bath condo in The Knolls. Waterside deck, CAC, IGP and more!! Exclusive $359,000.

Main Street WHB Village 2 bedroom, Private Deck, Rogers Beach Privileges IN# 26003 $425,000 Coldwell Banker P restiggious Properties 148 Main Street, Westhampton Beach

Sag Harbor Village: Waterfront Condo, 3 BR, 2.5 bath, fplc, CAC, Pool & Tennis, Meticulously maintained, fabulous sunsets, water views from every room, walk to Main St. Asking $1.2M. K.R. McCrosson R.E. (631)725-3471

631-793-4437 ArthurandRobinLechner.com ArthurandR R obinHamptonsTeam.com rlechner@coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Condos/Co-Ops

Condos/Co-Ops Hampton Bays Vacation Co-ops with pool and tennis, open year round. Studio $84,500 or 1 BR $118,000. South Fork Realty (631)728-6565

Baiting Hollow New Condos under construction at The Knolls. 2 Bdrms from $ 380,000. Call Builder (631 1)360-2900

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Southampton Village: 2 bedroom, 2 bath with office or 3rd bedroom. White and airy. Large yard. Dogs ok. Furnished. $2600 monthly plus utilities. (631)766-7979

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Homes Bridgehampton: South of the Highway, NEW to market. Walk to Main St., Bike to Ociean, 3 BR, 1.5 bath, 1 story with garage on .47 acre. Asking $2.2M. Exclusive; K.R. McCrosson Real Estate (631)725-3471

EAST HAMPTON SPRINGS Sale By Owner. 2 BR, 1 BTH with Beach Rights in Cleaa rwater, Newly Painted, Hardwood Floors, Frplce, Screened in Porch, Deck, Hot Tub. If Good Creditt, Owner Will Hold 2nd Mortgage $540K. Owner: 646-957-6044

EAST HAMPTON Waterfront Launch your kayak from the back yard or do laps in your 50-foot Gunite pool. Top Chef’s kitchen and cuss tom cabinetry. Three fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths. 12-inch wide oak floors.

Asking $2,399,000 Southampton “The Courtyards” Brand new construction. Approx. 1,900 square feet. Privaate/Best Location! Borders nature preserve. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Pool. Fireplace. Garage. REDUCED D TO $829,000 917-912-1365

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Nissequogue LI Sound Waterfront. Spectacular waterviews & sunsets. Diamond Post Modern. New custom granite Gourmet EIK, Great room/frplc, wet bar, walls of glass overlooking panoramic sound views, Formal Dining room w/vaulted ceiling. Master suite w/marble frplc, Antique hardwood floors, mahogany decking w/2 electric awnings, Fin. basement, elevator to all levels, CAC, 2 car garage. Electric gated entry & 2.7 lush green treed acres with mature shade trees, perennials galore & IGS. Culdesac. Prime Northshore Location $2,999,000

Call: Ericc Neitzel Listing Broker 631-862-7447

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Eden Portfolio

Homes

Homes

Homes

HAMPTON BAYS:

HAMPTON BAYS

Hampton Bays Mobile Home

WATERFRONT CONDO COTTAGE PRIVATE BEACH & DOCK One bedroom detached cottage with enclosed porch, kitchen, and living room. Great waterviews. Low maintenance. Just Reduced $349,000

Brand new custom 1 story.

Unreal Estate Clearwater Beach Association East Hampton, NY Harbor front lot Boat bulkhee ad, private gated beach area, great waterviews. Permits available soon to construct 4000 sq. ft. home, patio and swimming pool. Buy now so home can be built custom and to achievee pre-construction savings. 4 million upon completion. Contact Megan or Johana at: 631-726-EDEN (3336) o rtfolio.com See more at: www.edenpo

E S T A T E S A L E: CLASSIC HAMPTONS BEACH COTTAGE Walk to Ocean beaches from 2 bedroom home on 1/2 Acre Asking $379,000

Three acre Sagaponack Estate Spectacular sunset and farm views. Custom design by Fleetwood, Lenahan, and McMullen Architects. Swimming pool and tennis court. 3000 sq. ft carriage house permitted. Buy now to achieve pre-construction savings. Over 20 million upon completion. Contact Megan or Johana at 631-726-EDEN (3336) See more at www.edenportfolio.com

Homes

Homes EAST QUOGUE 14 Foxboro Road. New custom built home. 4 BR, 4 Bth, hardwood floors, on 1/2 acre, room for pool, frplc, many extras. Amorelli Realty $879K. 917-374-3203

FLANDERS beach community. Brand new 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, two blocks to private beach. Must sell! $359,900. 516-383-3319

East Quogue Price Reduced. New construction. A lot of home for the money! 50’x20’ pool, 3 zone AC, $1,050,000. Builder 631-581-7456 www.hamptonsnewhomes.com

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country kitchen with granite tops, firepllace, oak flooring, covered porch, decking, garage and basement. Offered $485,000. Meadow Homes Buy Smart, Buy NEW! Builder/ Home Renovations 631-728-7000

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Eden Portfolio Unreal Estate

3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths,

E S T A T E S A L E: SPACIOUS COUNTRY RANCH Offering large eat in kitchen, dining room, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, office, basement, sundeck, private backyard $415,000 EAST QUOGUE: IMMACULATE & Spacious ground floor Condo in Adult community. 2 beds, 2 baths, CAC, garage, patio, pool. $425,000

Move right in to this lovely 4 BR, 2.5 BA, possible mother/daughter, energy efficient,, on .33 acres, 2 car garage, south of the hwy in great neighborhood. Won’t last at $550,000 Call Tamara 631-379-7779

2 Bedrooms. New bath, kitchen, washer/ dryer. Outside shed. Excellent condition! Near shopping. Maintenance $375/ month includes taxes. $80,000 Corcoran Group 631-899-0505 Call Patricia DeLuca 631-903-29989

Homes Bridgehampton - Charming Traditional- 4 BR, 2.5 BA on 1/2 acre. Convenient location. Open Kitchen/Dining/Living area. Room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio 15604 Call Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 Bridgehampton South - 3BR/ 2BA Light Contemporary, FPL, CAC, .6 acres. $1,295,000. folio# 16653. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

East Hampton - Private Top location! 2.3 acres traditional, 5 Hampton Country Real Estate bedrooms, 4.5 baths, Open living 19 Corwith Avenue, room, formal dining room, eat-in Bridgehampton kitchen, finished basement, Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.ccom heated saltwater pool, room for tennis $2,895,000. folio# 20054. Bridgehampton - 5 BR (includ- Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 ing MBR with FP) 4.5 BA 1900's Farmhouse. 1 acre. MaEast Hampton - 3,200sf. Post ture landscaping, sweeping Modern. Private road close to lawns, Gunite Pool. Exclusive! village. First floor Master Suite Reduced $3,300,000. Call Anwith stunning bath & FP. Top of gela Boyer-Stump the line Gourmet kitchen, li917-207-7777 brary, FDR & LR with FP. Second floor features MBR & 2 BRs Bridgehampton - Heart of & BA. 2 car garage & 550sf. boHorse country. Over 5,000 sf nus room. Gunite pool & spa. Traditional. 5 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Mahogany decking. Exclusive! Pool, 1.1 acres. Walk to town. $1,350,000. Folio 16089. Call Folio 15974 $3,625,000. Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 East Hampton Builder's Own Bridgehampton - Post Modern Custom home. 4,000sf. of gracious living space. 5 BR, 5 BA, adjoining reserve, 4 BR (1st floor MBR with FP), 3 BA, large LR with FP, vaulted ceilings, professional kitchen, separate EIK, FDR, open LR, CAC, Htd Pool, decking & det. garage. Pri- guest quarters, 2.5 car garage, heated pool, spa. Exclusive vate cul de sac. Exclusive $1,750,000. Folio 13969 Call $1,500,000. Folio 15711 Call Anthony Hayes 516-768-8037 Gayle Tudisco 917-991-8731

E S T A T E S A L E: 3 bedroom Ranch, Basement, sundeck. $325,000 Exclusives South Fork R ealty 143 West Montauk Hwy Hampton Bays, NY 11946 631-728-6565

HAMPTON BAYS $530,000 Ranch 2,000 sq ft flag lot. One of a Kind Construction .57 acres, 4 BR, 2 Btth, office, 2.5 garage, all major appliances, heated gunite pool, CAC, CVAC, skylights, intercom, irrrigation system, 100 amp house stand-by generator, covered patio, fenced p roperty & much more. By Owner (No Brokers Fee) 631-728-0868. Cell 631-278-5366

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes

H ampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry..com

Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Water Mill - Built in 2005, 4 BR, 4 BA, finished basement/ media room, wine cellar, heated pool, English gardens, pond with waterfall, pool, 3 car garage, studio apt., gated entry on 1.5 acres. $2,500,000. Folio 14178 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

Southampton - Turn-of-Century “Summer Cottage” in renown “Art Village”! Shingled two-story, gracious front porch, formal living and dining, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 4 baths, private yard. Exclusive $1,650,000 Sag Harbor /Noyac - 3 BR, 3 Hampton Sales and Rentals Southamp p ton - Peaceful CounBA, finished basement, w/b FP, East End’s largest selection try Retreat! Recently listed enskylights throught, 2 car garage. 1-800-870-0474 ticing Saltbox, relaxing getaway Reduced! $725,000. Folio 18313 for year-round enjoyment, catheCall Amy Unangst Riverhead Affordable and ready dral living, library, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, central air, 631-334-0552 to move in 3 bedroom Ranch room for pool. Excellent with detached garage $269,000 $895,000 Sag Harbor/ Noyac - 3 BR, 1.5 Also 2 bedroom ranch recently BA, attached garage, CAC, room renovated for $229,000 could be Southampton - Just Reduced! for Pool. Exclusive! $715,000. bought as package Adorable, cozy shingled cottage Folio 19183 Call Rob Camerino totally renovated, move right in. 631-902-6637 East Quogue Exclusive 3 bedGreenhouse living room wing, room 2 bath new home on quiet woodburn stove, dining room, 2 Sag Harbor - Turnkey light and country lane $459,900 bedrooms, 1 bath, landscaped bright 2,000 sf home. Quiet cul half acre. Co-Exclusive Ham mpton Bays 2 bedroom mo- $679,000 de sac. Private shy 2 acres adbile Home washer/dryer joining preserve. 3 BR, 2 BA, screened in patio low common large deck, beautiful stone FP, CAC, Room for pool and future charges $49,999 Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 expansion. Minutes to village LAWRENCE ESTATE Westhampton Beach and beaches. Exclusive! 5 minutes from Lawrence www.phillipsbeach.com $1,299,000. Folio 15302 Call golf club/ tennis club/ Rob Camerino 631-902-6637 or beaches/ yacht basin!!!! Westhampton Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 45 minutes from Manhattan. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, pool Sag Harbor - New 7,000 sf TraNEW brick elegant home. $799,000. IN#52880 ditional. 2 private acres. Top of 10,000 square feet, the line. 6 BR, 5.5 BA, Htd Pool 7 bedrooms, 5 baths, Westhampton Beach & Tennis! $3,200,000. Folio 3//4 acre landscaped. 2 plus bedroom, 19688 Call Angela Boyer-Stump $3,100,000. 3.5 bath Condo 917-207-7777 Community pool, garage Hausman Realty $649,000 IN#54139 Sagaponack - Private & desir(516)569-5110 able location. Almost 2.5 acres. Hampton Bays Tour our 5 BR, 4.5 BA, Heated pool, liv4 bedroom, 2 bath Hewlett Harbor ing room w/ FP, 2 car garage. pool, cute cape cod waterfront hom mes: $2,650,000. Folio 19112 Call $495,000 IN#47841 www.hausmanrealty.com Amy Unangst 631-334-0552 North Sea/ Southampton - Waterfront 3 BR, 3 BA, living room with FP, 2 decks with gorgeous views, lovely gardens. $1,550,000. Folio 19047 Call Amy Unangst 631-334-0552

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Sag Harbor Cozy Cape. Beautifully renovated 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Attic room & deck. Minutes to beach, town. Lot size .2 acres. By owner. Drastically Reduced $495,000. No brokers. 718-793-3802

Westhampton 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath gunite pool, 1.5 acres $2,675,00 00 IN#47833

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SAG HARBOR. WATERFRONT! Dredged deep water, bulkhead, private beach, sunsets, facingg preserve. $1,695,000 (631)875-1247

Westhampton Beach Bayfront, ROW to Ocean 4 bedroom, 3 bath $2,650,000. IN#39749

Sag Harbor/Noyac. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Walk to beach, shops and restaurants. Minutes to town. $479,000. 347-454-1300.

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Barbara 631-8874-5400 Southampton “In The Hills”, South of highway, 6 years new..…Custom Design,Mediterranean,Nestled on 1 private acre,”gates”, True Stucco, ..featuring….Vaulted Ceilings,…5 BRS/, 4.5 baths, great room, library,decks, verandas,porches, gunite kidney pool, fin base, (suite & rec room), garage, fireplace, sprinklers, cac, and more ! Bike, 2plus miles to Ocean (Coopers Beach) & SH Village.. call owner /bkr, 917-331-2023… Price…1.788 mil (under appraised value) Also Summer Rental 30k per mth, avail, August & Sept Direct Access Real Estate, Inc. Southampton.. Nick Cerrato, Owner/Broker 917–331-20223

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Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres, Build your own private estate! Reduced! Co-Exclusive $2,500,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

Southampton/WaterMill- Reduced, Reduced, Reduced. Shy acre is priced below market value.$510,000. Folio 3815 Call Angela Boyer-Stump, 917-207-7777

Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in desirable location. Co-Exclusive. Folio# 3789 $2,500,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Sag Harbor -.25 acres; permits in-hand. Build you dream home. Exclusive $450,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000.

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Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Southampton -Southampton Meadows! Builder ready half acre lots only 1.5 miles from town. Community Tennis and Playground. Take advantage and don't miss this fantastic opportunity. Lot prices staa rt at $550,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Bridgee hampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place! $2,950,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204

Sag Harborr -Half mile to village, .60 acres, Room for house, pool & garage. Exclusive $599,000. Folio# 17648 Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

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Florida Cape Coral investment unit. New 2BR, 2 Baths+ convertible den. 1930 s.f. outside storage room, dedicated boat dock, heated pool/ spa, granite counters, custom cabinets, Italian marble showers, tile floors, tiled lanai. Covered parking on 200 foot canal. Gulf access. Trade for condo or small house in Montauk plus cash. Owner 954-328-6959 212-321-2851

from both the East and West decks, even the pool! IN# 26397 Exclusive $799,000

Florida: Boca Raton & Vicinity. www.HotShotHomes.com. Prudential Florida WCI Realty. Jay Goldstein, Broker-Assoc. 561-789-5863.

Best Priced New Construction- Riverhead. On 1.16 private acres this home boasts 5-6 BR, 3 BA, over sized 2 car garage, formal LR and DR, great room w/ FPL, master suite w/ jacuzzi, huge walk-in closet and 8' basement with outside entrance! IN# 14988 Exclusive $459,000

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New Eco- Friendly Victorian- East Moriches. Set on a .75 acre lot, this 3200 sq. ft. home offers 4 BR, 2.5 BA, granite counters in kitchen, CAC, and custom moldings throughout. Plus this "Green" home uses geo thermal technology that offers tremendous savings on utility bills. IN# 12295 Exclusive $599,000

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Owner (516)729-7000 Sag Harbor - 20 acres, can be divided into four 5 acre lots, lake, borders reserve. $9,850,000. folio# 18717 Call Southampton: 1.4 acre building Elenie Prieston at 631-747-1147. lot with health permit and utiliShinnecock South Waterfront - ties in place. Next to Suffolk County Preserve. With room for with permits, beautiful pond & 4- 6 bedroom home, pool and ocean views. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe more! $695,000. 631-283-6385 Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. or 973-650-1721

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gard d ens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fiireplaces.

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Flanders, Fantastic Home. Adorable 3 bedroom, 1 bath Ranch with covered patio, pool, fenced yard, alarm system, 2 sheds, wood stove in living room & cozy kitchen with dining area. This property is bordered by 1000 acres of preserved land. $285,000 Exclusive IN#20676

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Riverhead Short Sale on 1 acre, hardwood floors, open eat in kitchen, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, large unfinished basement with an outside entrance, 2 car garage. This is an awesome price and will go quickly. Act Fast!!! $380,000 Exclusive IN#20667 Hampton Bays, Ranch home featuring 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, renovated eat in kitchen, living room, dining room, den, basement, garage, deck & more. $449,000 Exclusive IN#53064 Hampton Bays, A Must See. Spacious home tucked away on a full half acre. Hardwood floors, living room, formal dining room, 3 bedrooms & custom EIK. Bonuses include a cozy den and finished basement with full kitchen & bath, CAC and attached garage. $569,000 Exclusive IN#26328 Welcome Home! Spacious 2 story home on cul de sac in Speonk features master bedroom with jacuzzi bath & shower, 3 additional bedrooms & 1.5 baths, living room with FP, den, tiled EIK/ DA with granite countertops, formal dining room, office, basement, 2 car garage, deck, CAC, community tennis & more....$679,000 Exclusive IN#14265 G reat Pecoonic Is In Your Back Yard, large enough to build a 4000 sq. ft house, separate 2 car garage & pool. 200 feet to Peconic beach, view of Squire Pond, walk to pond and Peconic East Landing Beach. DEC approval. $995,000 Exclusive IN#05547

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Build to Suit- East Quogue. Tall oaks stand as silent sentinels surrounding this 1+ acre parcel in East Quogue. Build the home you've always wanted with pool and room for tennis, or use the builders plans for a 4,500 sq ft Post Modern. 12 minutes to hamptons ocean beaches with full amenities. IN# 14982 Exclusive $575,000

Bay Beach House- Westhampton This ultimate beach house with bay views and beach rights has 3 BR and 2 BA, open living space with a wood burning stove and bright sunroom. Sunrise and sunsets can be enjoyed

Tremendous Potential- Flanders. This .7 acre parcel currenly has a barn on it and can be used for residential building. It also has a pre-existing non-conforming use as an antique or furniture refinishing shop. Close to both Riverhead and Hampton Bays. IN# 5509 Exclusive $159,000 True Acre- East Moriches. One horse is allowed per acre in the Town of Brookhaven. Lot “A” is a very private lot set back 500 feet from Atlantic Avenue. IN# 5733 Exclusive $449,000 Coldwell Bankerr Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 1/2 acre parcel on Southampton/ Hampton Bays Border. This 1/2 acre parcel is located on the border of Southampton and Hampton Bays. Health Dept approvals are pending, and there is room for a 3500 sq. ft home and pool. Exclusive $329,000 IN#04585 1.5 Private Acres in Southampton. Private 1.5 acre lot in Southampton with room for 3400 sq. ft home and pool. Exclusive $425,000 IN# 04748 The perfect Hamptons getaway on the amazing Louse Point. Three bedrooms, furnished living room and dining area, brick fireplace, and eat in kitchen, this house is the epitome of good taste, comfort and Hamptons bayside living. August $20,000 IN#65261 East Hampton Springs adorable ranch features the master bedroom with half bath and 2 guest's bedrooms with a full bath. Large EIK with new appliances, licing room w/ fireplace and formal dining room, sliding doors leading out to an expanded deck and pool. Exclusive $615,000 IN#21703 Tennis anyone! Three beds; 2 1/2 bath; new kitchen! Clean; sliding glass doors to heated pool! Sundrenched living room; all amenities! Finished basement. Tennis. Minutes to town and beaches. Available August 2008! $25,000 IN#61507 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton 631-283-5400 Hamptton Bays Fantistic potential in this large 2 story 6 bedroom 4 bathroom home.Plenty of parking,attached 1 car garage,with full partially finished basement with separate entrance.House has mother/ daughter possibilities. $429,000 in#35011

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Corcoran Amagansett Office 140 Main Street

East Hampton Charmer. Mint 3 bedroom, 2 bath traditional. New pool, hot tub, fireplace. Exclusive $775K WEB# 12151 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Land- Cutchogue/ Nassau Pt. Cleared .46 acre lot. Build now or hold for investment. Exclusive $275K WEB# 00329 Kevin J. McCarthy 631.899.0305

Southampton- 4 bedroom 2 bath traditional is the perfect starter home or project for someone looking for an investment property. There is a living room with a fireplace, eat in kitchen. $545,000 in#42387 Speonk three bedrooms, 1.5 baths , formal dining room, EIK with sliders leading to a trex deck, living room, full basement and one car garage. All door knobs are solid brass, top of the line lighting fixtures. $479,000 In#36281 Southampton- Gorgeous custom built kitchen with brazilian cherry floors 5 bedrooms 2 bathrooms. Third floor bonus room that can be transformed into anything that fits your family. $899,000 in#55773 Manorville Country Pointe Post Modern in quiet area.4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Open floor plan.Master suite with distant oceanviews.Full basement and 2 car garage complete this Great Home. $499,000 in#34032 Hampton Bays Private Waterfront Condo Resort on 5 acres of Shinnecock Bay. Comes nicely furnished with two bedrooms and two baths. EIK, spacious living room and large private patio backing up to woods. Private bay beach, oversized heated pool $399,900 in#54909

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Skylit Saltbox. Almost .5 acre in East Hampton, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, wrap-around decks, full basement, room for pool, minutes to beaches. Exclusive $550K WEB# 17917 Agnes Bristel 631.267.7402 Hilltop Contemporary. On 2 Amagansett acres- 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, 2 fireplaces, laundry room, pool, near village and beaches. Exclusive $1.195M WEB# 45344 Phyllis Estey 631.267.7431 Contemporary On Flag Lot. Montauk. Renovated on 2.6 acre lot. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, gourmet kitchen, 3 fireplaces, den, 2 car garage, pond views. A must see. Exclusive $1.75M WEB# 42014 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 A Light Shines in Montauk. New 4,500 sq. ft. East Lake Hilltop home on 1.15 acres with lighthouse-style tower. 5 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, CAC, 2-car garage, room for pool and views to die for. Exclusive $3.175M WEB# 50605 Peter Moore 631.267.7421 Big Sky and Sunsets. 1-story Bridgehampton traditional near village. 1.6 acres abuts over 30 acre reserve, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, heated swimming pool and room for tennis. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 14532 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406

Ocean and Dunes View with Pool. Southampton Office Amagansett. 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath Post 30 Nugent Street/ 88 Main Street Modern near pristine sandy ocean beach. Great investment property. Ex- G reat Buy if you want to live in the clusive $1.1M WEB# 55329 Arlene Hamptons. Southampton. 4 bedroom Reckson 631.267.7422 cape, EIK dining room, living room, fplc, patio, 2 car garage, room for Hamptons Traditional. Southamppool. Exclusive $599K WEB# 52957 ton. Pre-completion 5,000 sq. ft. 5 Sandy Enstine 631.204.2606 bedrooms, 6 baths, CAC, gunite pool, 2 fireplaces, 9 ft. ceilinged basement, Serene Setting- Good Value. South2-car garage. Exclusive $4.5M ampton. Pristine 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath WEB# 53748 Krae Van Sickle with big livrm, den, EIK, finished 631.267.7400 bsmt, pool. Exclusive $1.175M WEB# 53559 Judi Krauss Bridgehampton Office 631.204.2615 2405 Main Street/ 1936 Montauk Highway Village Charm– All New. SouthHamptons Condo + Free Car. Water ampton. 4 bedrooms, EIK, formal dining room, livrm with fireplace, Mill. 2 bedrooms, den, 3.5 baths, pool, pool house. The Best. Stroll to CAC, heated pool, tennis. Exclusive $799K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins ocean. $1.89M WEB# 43204 Judi 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Krauss 631.204.2615 Under A Million Dollars- Close to East Hampton Village. Fixer Upper... must sell. 3 bedrooms + den, 2.5 baths, pool. Exclusive $950K WEB# 12166 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404 Builder's Own Newly Renovated Contemporary Beach Cottage. East Hampton. One Level- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, CAC, pool, 3/4 acres LUSH. Exclusive $699K WEB# 46385 Renee Despins 631.537.4134 Cell 917.439.3404

Bay View Oaks Vacant Land. Small building lot. Flat, partially wooded lot. Asso. beach. Exclusive $385K WEB# 1559 Sandra Griffin 631.204.2608 Westhampton Beach Office 92 Main Street Post- modern with pool and tennis. Westhampton Beach. Co-Exclusive $3.295M WEB# 16231 Kathryn Merlo 631.723.4405

Realtor Listings Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, NY 11937 631.324.6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Outstanding Village Value. Totally renovated on quiet village lane. 4 bedrooms, great room with stone fireplace, new kitchen with Bosch, Viking, and Wolf appliances and attached family area. Spacious and open half acre has pool, garage, large lawn. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $2,550,000. IN#14454. Price Break In Wainscott North. Very sweet 2 story home with 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, kitchen, formal dining room and double height living room with fireplace. On a shy acre adjacent to Reserve, ensuring total privacy. Exclusive. Now $899,000. IN#55826. Amagansett Village. Located South of the highway in Amagansett Village. Sparkling clean and well kept 2 bedroom cottage just steps to train, Jitney, the Square and the ocean. Perfect getaway for you and your sweetheart. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $785,000. IN#33492. Gerard Drivv e With Water Views. Sunset views over Accabonac Harbor, and equally glorious sunrises over Gardiner's Bay plus private beach access. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, kitchen, town water, and large deck. Exclusive. David Zazula. $1,225,000. IN#10472.

Realtor Listings Welcome To East Hampton Village. Perched high on a hill on over 3/4 acres is this 4 bedroom Village home in need of some TLC. This very deep property has plenty of room for expansion, pool and pool house. Built around the 1900’s, it retains many original details. Exclusive. David Zazula. REDUCED! $799,000. IN#49771. Best Deal In E.H. Mint condition salt on 1/3 acre in East Hampton. 3 brs, 2 baths, open living/ dining/ kitchen area. Plus full basement, large deck. Well located. Room for pool. Exclusive. Reduced to $589,000. IN#46842. Think Of This As Getting A Free House. 1700 s.f. home set on a private acre is priced at just about land value. Master suite on first floor with 2 addtional bedrooms with a shared bath on second floor. Exclusive. Ed Brody. Just Reduced to $875,000. IN#10480. Pristine And Private Beach House. Spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with lovely grounds. Very private location in the Northwest on 2/3 acre. Big pool and kids play equipment in open sunny back yard. Co-Exclusive. $1,195,000. IN#52354. Lovely New Traditional. On shy half acre in NW. Living room with fireplace, family room, laundry room, plus 4 bedrooms and 2 baths. Garage, covered porch, full basement, and pool. East Hampton school district. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. $889,000. IN#44214.

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living room. New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $799,000. IN#21399.

starter 3 BR, 1 B cape, corner lot needs some TLC but house has good bones. Home includes wood burning stove to keep you warm and lots of light to keep you happy. Great year round rental or starter home. Excl. F#65589

Treescape Special. Super convenient condo in beautiful area of Northwest. 3 bedroom/ 2 bath end unit in great condition. Plus the community pool and tennis facility. Back on market. Owner Anxious. $650,000. Exclusive. IN#47175. Legal Two Family In East Hampton. Unusual situation on North Main Street just outside Village of EH. Two legal residences with separate entrances. One with 3 BR's; One with 2 BR's. Big rent producer. Exclusive. David Zazula. $719,000. IN#52971. Dunes Beach House At A Great Price. Fixer upper with 4 bedrooms, 2 baths and over 1500 sq. ft. of living space. Access to Amagansett East Association's private ocean beaches is just steps away. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $1,295,000. IN#10974. Private Beach Rights. First offering of this 4 bedroom 2.5 bath home on 1/2 acre in beautiful Sunset Shores. Living room, EIK, family room with antique exposed beams, 2 car garage, large deck, & out door shower. Exclusive. Patricia Stanis. $749,000. IN# 18571 A Wonderff ul Life. Brand new listing on a quiet NW cul-de-sac with fabulously maintained grounds, protected by a deer fence. 3 bedrooms, pool, deck with access to dining area and

Amazing Restoration. Talented builder has completely renovated and reconceived every square inch of this home on shy half acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, living room with fireplace, new kitchen and baths, beautiful pool and grounds. New Exclusive. $965,000.

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East Hampton $895,000 Waterfront land under $1m. Own a .62 acre creek front lot with 220ft. of waterfront just waiting to be developed. Exclusive Lion Head community includes three private bay beaches and marina access within 1/4 mile. Or, moor your boat in front of your brand new creekfront home. Permits in place very soon. Excl. F#60341 East Hampton $599,000 Make a happy home in this affordable 3 BR, 2 B saltbox. Pleasant 2-story with pool, fireplace, basement and air-conditioning. Excl. F#58708.

Prudential Douglas Elliman East Hampton Office 631.329.9400 East Hampton $595,000 Perfect flip located on a street where most homes go for over a million, this 3 BR, 1 B ranch with room for a pool is ready to be renovated. Bring your builder or buy as a rental/ investment property. Excl. F#66218 East Hampton $975,000 Cul-de-sac contemporary hidden in one of the most quiet and private areas in East Hampton this 4 BR, 2.5 B features a large open first floor space and EIK. The large second floor master includes fireplace and walk-in closet. Outdoors enjoy the pool surrounded by expansive decking and privacy! House borders reserve to the west and don't forget the path that leads to a private beach. Excl. F#66103 East Hampton $475,000 Perfect

East Hampton $725,000 One year old, 4 BR, 3 B post modern with over 2,800 SF. of living space! Includes large den, kitchen, dining room, central air, 2-car garage, large basement and over half an acre on a quiet cul-de-sac. East Hampton $525,000 Prepare to love this winning 3 BR ranch in Clearwater Beach. This engaging home provides hardwood flooring, beautiful landscaping, large deck and tons of opportunity. Spacious landscaped lot provides plenty of room for a pool. F#66213. East Hampton $535,000 Endearing 3 BR, 3 B contemporary features include renovated kitchen, hardwood & tile flooring, an en suite master, and a grand finished basement with family

Realtor Listings room, full bath, and 3 additional rooms. Cannot beat this value! F#62431. East Hampton $799,000 Beautiful village traditional conveniently located to everything East Hampton has to offer. Original details throughout this lovely 3 BR home awaits your personal touches. Fir floors and a large kitchen highlight this charming home. Least expensive village property. F#61807. East Hampton $375,000 Location! Location! Charming 3 BR, 1 B with kitchen, dining area, living room, deck, and full basement just a few minutes from the village of East Hampton. House sits on a private lot on a dead end street. Perfect starter home or investment. Excl. F#62967

Realtor Listings ment, CAC, heated pool on shy 2 acres. Co-Excl. $3,600,000. East Hampton Village $3,300,000 New construction from one of our best builders. Gracious living room, exceptional EIK, formal dining room, first floor master suite with fireplace, CAC 3 en-suite guest rooms finished basement with media room and gym space. F#64617. East Hampton $1,699,000 Zoned light business/ residential. Great 4 room plus bath office space for doctor/ lawyer/ dentist. The home is sited on a beautifully landscaped 1.7 acre lot with 4 BR, 2.5 B, family room, EIK, living room with stone fireplace, family room, formal dining room, pool CAC. Excl. F#62793.

East Hampton $375,000 Large lot in Springs lot near Maidstone Beach on a street with new construction. Beautiful location, great large lot and well priced. Build your dream home. Owner just got new survey for 2008.

East Hampton $1,169,000 Designer renovation. Wonderful traditional home at the end of a quiet lane with 5 BR, 2.5 B, great new kitchen, first floor master, 2nd floor guest rooms, heated pool and CAC. Excl. F#62423.

East Hampton $850,000 Close to all, bright and airy contemporary tucked away at the end of a cul-de-sac, on almost an acre. Features 3 BR, 3 B, den/office, spacious interiors, and secluded outdoor areas for summer or year round living. Tastefully decorated and just minutes from the Village, beaches, Jitneys and train.

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East Hampton $3,600,000 Waterviews from this exceptional, 5,600 sf home with gracious living space, master suite with fireplace, 4 en-suite guest rooms, living room with great views, fireplace open to a wonderful kitchen and dining area family room with fireplace finished base-

Northport $1,640,000 Gorgeous stone home w/ fine details. Cherry/ granite EIK w/ Viking appl., wood floors, radiant heat, guest quarters, heated IGP, cabana/guest house. Excl. #2094581 y s $1,450,000 CormoHampton Bay rant Point Beach Community. This 10 room palatial home has it all. Large living areas, screened-in room for outdoor entertaining w/Jacuzzi room, pool and extensive decking. Excl. F#66834

Realtor Listings Hampton Bays $785,000 Mint condition. This 3 BR, 2 B comes w/ pool, fireplace, wood & tile floors, CAC and basement on private setting. Excl. F#66912 Hampton Bays $699,000 Post modern beauty sited on wooded acre w/ mature landscaping & plenty of privacy. Perfect setting for mother/ daughter situation. Close to Red Creek Park and beaches. Excl. F#66836 Hampton Bays $400,000 Single story, 3 BR, 1 B with family room, office space, OHW, winter waterviews, moments from beach. Excl. F#66866 Riverhead $399,000 Condo with pondview in gated community. Open floor plan, 2 BR, 2 B, EIK, DA, LR w/ fpl, basement, garage, vaulted ceilings, skylight. Excl. #66873 East Quogue $365,000 Country charm describes this home w/ open floor plan, cathedral ceilings, loft area. 2 BR, 2 B, HWF, fireplace. Extensive brick work, room for pool, room to expand. Excl. F#53849 Mastic Beach $375,000 Delightful cape in great neighborhood, LR/ DR, den, full basement, OHW. A must see. Excl. #2082674 Hampton Bayy s $585,000 Well maintained, single story home has 3 BR, 2 B, new windows, full finished basement w/ separate entrance, EIK, sited on .25-acre. Enjoy summer barbeques on deck adjoining the dining room. Excl. F#65419

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Southampton Village. All the right bones to be adorable. Entry porch, living room, formal dining room, 2 bedrooms, EIK, and garage. Full basement with outside entry includes workshop, bath, and wine cellar. Covered porch and cozy private garden. Westhampton Beach $695,000 Located a lovely tree-lined Village Lovely country home centrally lostreet. Web#15035. Exclusive. Hampton Bays $420,000 Located in cated in the village and situated on .5 Meticulously maintained. Post Mod- $799,000. Bridgehampton Office acre with room for pool. Wood floors, quiet Rolling Woods North commu631-537-3200 ern home in Northwest Woods on 1 4 BR, 2 B, fireplace, hot tub and prinity, this 3 BR, 1 B home sits on .40 acre with detached 2 car garage, pool vate yard. Excl. Priced to sell at acre with full, unfinished basement, and pool house. Double height ceiling Two-bedroom cottage on beautiful .5 $695,000 wood floors, renovated kitchen with acre with mature landscaping in the living room with fireplace, den, tile floor, new roof, new windows and Village of East Hampton. Separate gourmet kitchen, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 French doors from dining area lead to Hampton Bays $699,000 Charming garage and room for pool. Renovate baths, screened porch. Pristine and wood deck. Excl. #64056 turn-key ranch is located high on a with exquisite furnishings. Exclusive. or build your dream house. Close to Web#H12228 hill in a very private, serene & beauti- Web#15618. $1,795,000. East Hamp- center of the village and ocean beaches.Web#18430. Exclusive. ton Office 631-324-8080 fully landscaped setting. This home Prudential Douglas Elliman $1,295,000. Bridgehampton Office has it all, move-in condition, great loWesthampton Office cation including waterfront access as Award-winning and new to the mar- 631-537-3200 631.288.6244 a member of the Hampton Hill Asso- ket. Builder's own is considered an Hampton Bays Contemporary Ranch "eclectic farmhouse revival". On a ciation. Features include 3 BR, 2 B, Renovated 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath home Flanders $659,000 Investment/ In2-car detached oversized garage, new lovely .5 acre with separate 2 car gahas garage, basement and room to rage just outside of the village offercome property in Southampton Trex decking around the pool. Sited expand if necessary. On 1/3 acre with ing 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, gourmet, Township. Beautiful country home, on one full acre that can be sub-dia seventh of a beachfront property EIK, living room, dining room and mint condition, on .92 acre, on a quiet vided. F#66895 den. From the Brazilian cherry floors that has moring rights and will soon cul-de-sac surrounded by stately trees have docking rights. Web#16185. to the hand-crafted fireplace this and lush landscaping. Privacy Prudential Douglas Elliman Web#16185. Exclusive. $549,000. home is a must see. Exclusive. abounds yet close to ocean and Southampton Office Web#18135. $1,695,000. East Hamp- Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200 Hamptons. Includes 3/4 BR, 2 B, 631.283.4343 ton Office 631-324-8080 EIK, living room with fpl, dining Shinnecock Retreat on Canoe. This area, den, large deck and low taxes. 3,000 sq. ft. immaculate home boasts Also features a legal, rental apartment Southampton Land Opportunity. 3/4 bedrooms, 4 baths, kitchen, dinPrivate and wooded 1.3 acre retreat w/ private entrance, kitchen, living ing room, living room, family room, only minutes from Southampton vilroom, bedroom and full bath. decks and heated pool surrounded by lage, ocean, ponds and bays. Room F#65061 brick patio and beautiful landscaping. for 5 BR house, pool, cabana and Room for tennis. Close to town and Quogue $1,699,000 This impeccable generous gardens. Health permit in beaches. Multimillion dollar neighplace. #344701. $550,000. Thomas 2-story traditional/ post modern borhood. Web#13122. Exclusive. Knight, o) 631.204.2746, c) boasts 4 BR, 3.5 B on magnificently $789,000. Bridgehampton Office landscaped property. Grand entry hall 917.468.188 631-537-3200

Paradise on the Bay. On 60' of open bayfront this lovely home with multiple decks boasts 4 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, hardwood floors, professional kitchen and much more. Heated pool overlooking the bay with beautiful sunsets is not to be missed. Easy to show. Web#31626. $2,700,000. Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-3030

East Quogue $420,000 This 2 BR, 2 B home offers detached, 2-car garage, enclosed porch & peaceful back yard setting. Just 1/10 of a mile to Shinnecock Bay beach. A summertime retreat. Excl. F#66705 Prudential Douglas Elliman Quogue Office 631.653-6700 Quogue Masterpiece $2,200,000 A real tempter nicely set on .75 acres. Discover the charm of this 5 BR, 5.5 B, 2-story post modern offering fireplace, basement and pool. Excl. #64028 Web#H52077 Remsenburg $1,150,000 Captivating 5 BR, 3.5 B secluded post modern sited on 1.60 acres. An ideal lifestyle with pool, tennis court, Jacuzzi, fireplace, updated kitchen and private pool/ guest house. Newly finished one bedroom basement apartment with permits for legal rental. Excl. #66219 Web#H45265 Westhaa mpton $999,000 Deserving 4 BR, 4.5 B post modern positioned on .62 acres. Two-story with pool, den, library, work-at-home office, family room, Jacuzz, CAC, fireplace, dining room and basement. Laundry room w/access to pool area. Excl. #65570 Web#H10386 East Quogue $849,000 Prepare to love this secluded 4 BR, 2.5 B traditional-style positioned on .50 acres. Includes den, formal dining room, family room, fireplace, CAC and hardwood flooring, basement and

Hampton Bays $495,000 Wood burning stove in living room adds charm as does the inviting dining room. Kitchen with breakfast area, 3BR, 2B, first floor laundry room and full finished basement. Enjoy the deck and spacious yard with room for pool. Excl. #65962 Web#H43362

In Landfall Association on private acre with heated pool and hot tub. Contemporary with open living room, stone fireplace, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths including master with balcony Close to bay and park. Web#11322. Exclusive. $995,000. East Hampton Office 631-324-8080

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THIS FIVE BEDROOM HOME has been renovated by the architect owner. Everything is new from the foundation up. Added soundproofing in the walls, 2 zone heat and air conditioning, wide plank floors, 2 bedrooms and a bath on first floor, and 3 bedrooms and a bath on the second floor. There is a pool permit in place. IN#15617 Just reduced from $1,295,000 to $1,095,000.

VILLAGE FEELING AMIDST LUSH LANDSCAPING with many specimen trees and plantings. This charming home renovated in 2006 has a high ceilinged open living room, three bedrooms, two baths, all new roof and systems, and a pool with great privacy awaits the discerning buyer. It is in the East Hampton school district. Now priced unbelievably at $535,000 with low taxes. IN# 48287 EXCLUSIVE

THIS OCEANFRONT CO-OP located in Amagansett has a second floor unit for sale at a great price. This one bedroom unit contains a kitchen/dining area, living room, bedroom, bath and outdoor private deck. There is a swimming pool, lovely lawn and short path to the ocean. Maintenance fee of approximately $708 per month includes taxes, heat, outside electric, cable, and property insurance. No pets, please. IN# 55686 EXCLUSIVE $425,000.

SUNSETS OVER THE WATER What else would you want for a daily view forever. This remodeled cottage has 2 bedrooms, one bath, air conditioning and a full basement and garage. The windows facing southwest also have mechanized awnings to minimize glare. There are several updating possibilities that one might find useful in expanding the interior of the home. IN# 55778 EXCLUSIVE $610,000.

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CHEFS AND CHAMPAGNE

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The James Beard Foundation held its annual Chefs & Champagne celebration at the Wolffer Estate Vineyards with a lavish tasting party and fundraiser, featuring culinary offerings from a select group of over 35 top chefs from NYC and beyond. This year the Foundation honored one of America's most well-respected chefs, Wolfgang Puck. Guests enjoyed endless glasses of champagne and wines, while participating in a silent auction which helped raise funds for the non-profit James Beard Foundation.

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MEMORY, MEANING AND METAPHOR @PARRISH The Exhibition of Sand: Memory, Meaning and Metaphor opened to a packed crowd. This exhibition explores the "earth's most fundamental elements" of Sand and the artist interpretation. It is fascinating exhibit to see the different takes by these outstanding artist. The exhibition is not to be missed and run through Setember 14th.

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The Bay Street Theater Summer Gala was a magical evening where dreams come true. John Yacono a lifelong fan of actor Eli Wallach had the opportunity to meet with Mr. Wallach while attending the event with his fiancee Dan’s Papers Publisher Kathy Rae.

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