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Fri. 8/19, Sat. 8/20 and Sun. 8/21 • 12-4PM • (Call for appt.) FLANdErS SAGApoNAck 16 Copeces Lane • $799,000 • Yearly Rental $42,000 Endless possibilities with opportunity Sun. 8/21 • 11AM-12PM Sat. 8/20 • 1-2PM & Sun. 8/21 • 1:30- 2:30PM Sat. 8/20 • 11AM - 12:30PM to sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, 1 Cranberry Hole Road • $1,900,000 • A home 329 Oak Ave • $225,000 • 3br, 1bth Ranch situated 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 from town and Halsey Marina in Three created and designed by a celebrity Lifestyle SAGAPONACK WITH TENNIS 4 bedrooms on 2.8 on a nice, fencedFLANdErS .5 acre property. Web#H46423. Fri. 8/19, Sat.across 8/20 and Sun. 8/21 • 12-4PM • (Call for appt.) AMAGANSETT SAGApoNAck Harbor area. Compound expert. 4brs, 4 new bths, a gourmet chef’s16 CopecesMile acres. Main floor master, vaulted ceiling living Kathleen Cellura Applegate 631.723.4301 Lane • $799,000 • Yearlyopportunity Rental with adjoining 2.5 acre lot with or 4 acre lot kitchen, perfect entertainment set up. LR $42,000 opening Endless roomSat. heated pool surrounded with8/21 Blue•Stone, possibilities withcottage opportunity Sun. 8/21 • 11AM-12PM 8/20 • 1-2PM & Sun. 1:30- 2:30PM Sat. 8/20 • 11AM - 12:30PM Fri. 8/19, Sat. 8/20chateau. and Sun. 8/21 • 12-4PM • (Call for appt.) with $3 Million Web# H14429. a garden courtyard. gardens. Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call AMAGANSETT FLANdErS SAGApoNAck to sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, 1 Cranberry Hole into Road • $1,900,000 • Charming A home out buildings 180 Merchants Path • $2,250,000 329 Oak Ave • $225,000 • 3br, 1bth Ranch situated 16 Copeces Lane • $799,000 • Yearly Rental hAMpToN BAYS Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 surround a heated Gunite pool. Web#H10985. Lorifrom town and Halsey Marina in Three for directions. Web# H40359. across created and designed by 8/21 a celebrity Lifestyle WITH TENNIS onSat. a nice, acre property. Web#H46423. $42,000 Endless possibilities with opportunity Sun. • 11AM-12PM Sat.Lori 8/20SAGAPONACK • 1-2PM &516.702.5649, Sun. 8/21 • 1:302:30PM4 bedrooms on 2.8 8/20 fenced • 11AM -.5 12:30PM Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@ Barbaria 631.537.6041 Mile Harbor area. Compound opportunity with expert. 4brs, 4 new bths, a gourmet chef’s acres.Path Main floor master, vaulted ceiling living to sub-divide this 4 acre lot with 4br house, 1 Cranberry Hole Road • $1,900,000 • A home 180 Merchants • $2,250,000 Kathleen Cellura Applegate 631.723.4301 Sat. 8/20 • 11AM-1PM 329 Oak Ave • $225,000 • 3br, 1bth Ranch situated Sun. 8/21 • 1:15-3:15PM • (Call for Appt.) elliman.com lbarbaria@elliman.com across from town cottage and Halsey inlot Three adjoining 2.5 lotAvenue with orMarina 4• acre created and designed by aopening celebrity Lifestyle SAGAPONACK TENNIS bedrooms on 2.8 kitchen, perfect entertainment set up. LR room WITH heated pool4surrounded with Blue Stone, on181 a nice, fenced .5Rd. acre property. •Web#H46423. Springville • $494,000 1930’s 42 acre Scallop • $699,000 Summer Rental Mile Harbor area. Compound opportunity with expert. 4brs, 4 new bths, a gourmet chef’s floor master, vaulted ceiling living Kathleen Cellura with $3 Million chateau. Web# H14429. Farmhouse (newApplegate plumbing631.723.4301 and wiring) has 2brs acres. Main into a garden courtyard. Charming out buildings gardens. Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call $36,000 Owner/artist of modern home across Sat. 8/20 • 3-4:30PM adjoining 2.5 acre lot with cottage or 4 acre lot kitchen, perfect entertainmentLori set up. LRMosel opening room heated pool surrounded withH40359. Blue Stone, hAMpToN and 1 bth, across from Smith’sBAYS Creek. This .85 Katzter 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 surround a heated7Gunite pool. Web#H10985. directions. Web# from Hands Creek Harbor willH14429. award $100,000 Beach Plum Court • $6,300,000 • Breathtaking Sat. for 8/20 • 3-4:30PM with $3 Million chateau. Web# into a garden courtyard. Charming out buildings gardens. Finished basement, 2-car garage. Call property also has a large accessory workspace. Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@ Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 art to the purchaser.631.537.4203 3brs plus loft and hAMpToN BAYS ocean and dune views, 4,000pool. sf., 5br, 5.5bth, Lori worth 192 Parsonage • $5,500,000 • Overlooking Moselof Katzter 917.865.2943, surround a heated Gunite Web#H10985. for directions. Web#Lane H40359. 8/20 • 11AM-1PM Ann Pallister 631.723.4311, Sun. 8/21 •partially 1:15-3:15PM (Calllevel for Appt.) elliman.com lbarbaria@elliman.com finished•lower leading out to Gunite Sat.Web#H29880. custom millwork and cabinetry, EIK, chlorine-free acres of516.702.5649, agricultural reserve, this 4,545 sf custom Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@ Lori44 Barbaria 631.537.6041 Springville Rd. • $494,000 • 1930’s Melissa 631.723.4327 Sat. 8/20 •Brandt 11AM-1PM 42sauna. Scallop pool Avenue •• $699,000 ••Summer Rental Sun.on 8/21 1:15-3:15PM (Call for Appt.) 2/3rd acre. Web# H14967. Mosel Katzter 181 elliman.com lbarbaria@elliman.com heated pool/spa with outdoor fireplace and jewel box shingled cottage, with 5brs and 6.5bths, 181 Springville Rd.plumbing • $494,000and • 1930’s (new wiring) has 2brs a heated Gunite pool and pool house, offers every 42 Scallop Avenue • $699,000 • Summer 917.865.2943, of631.537.4203 modern home acrossRental Farmhouse Web#H0147189. Lili Elsis 631.433.0099 $36,000 Owner/artist Sat. 8/20 • 3-4:30PM Farmhouse plumbing and wiring) has 2brs Sat. 8/20across •(new 11:30AM1PM and 1 bth, from Smith’s Creek. This .85 modern$100,000 home across 8/20 • 3-4:30PM modern amenity in a Michael Davis custom- built from Hands$36,000 Creek Owner/artist Harbor willofaward 7 Beach Plum Court Sat. • $6,300,000 • Breathtaking Sat. 8/20 •found 3-4:30PM and across Smith’s Creek. This .85 from8/20 Hands Creek Harbor will award $100,000 41 1N.bth, Columbine •accessory $589,000 • workspace. FDR 7 Beach Plum Court • $6,300,000 • Breathtaking Sat.home. 8/20 •Web#H33573. 3-4:30PM Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 BridGEhAMpToN property also hasfrom aAvenue large • 11AM-12PM worth of artSat. to the purchaser. 3brs plus loft and ocean and dune views, 4,000 sf., 5br, 5.5bth, 192 Parsonage Lane •• $5,500,000 • Overlooking property also has adouble large accessory workspace. worth of art to the purchaser. 3brs plus loft and ocean and dune views, 4,000 sf., 5br, 5.5bth, 192 Parsonage Lane • $5,500,000 Overlooking and LR, EIK with stoves, family room with Web#H29880. AnnPallister Pallister 631.723.4311, 92 Northwest Landing Rd • $1,400,000 • At partially finished lower level leading out toout Gunite Web#H29880. Ann 631.723.4311, custom millwork andcustom cabinetry, EIK, chlorine-free 44 acres of agricultural reserve, this 4,545 sf custom partially finished lower level leading to Gunite millwork and cabinetry, EIK, chlorine-free 44 acres of agricultural reserve, this 4,545 sf custom French doors and wood-burning stove. 20x40 pool Sat. 8/20 • 12-1PM Melissa 631.723.4327 the end of Web# a very special road is a Mosel sanctuary MelissaBrandt Brandt 631.723.4327 pool on 2/3rd acre. H14967. Mosel Katzter heated pool/spa with outdoor fireplace and•sauna. box shingled cottage, with 5brs and 6.5bths, pool on 2/3rd acre. Web# H14967. Katzter pool/spa with outdoor fireplace shingled cottage, 5brs and 6.5bths, . Close to the bay. Web#H30318. Kathleen Warner jewel boxjewel SAGwith hArBor 167heated Dune Road • 15,500,000 300 FT. OFand sauna. that is paradise and this 4br home is one of the 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 917.865.2943, 631.537.4203 Web#H0147189. Lili Elsis 631.433.0099 a heated Gunite poolGunite and poolpool house, offers Web#H0147189. Lili Elsis 631.433.0099 a heated and poolevery house, offers every 631.723.4326 BEACHFRONT. Magnificent 5br home, Gunite Sat. 8/20•• 11:30AM1PM 11:30AM1PM few that exist there. It is newly renovated with Sat. 8/20 modern amenity found in a Michael Davis custombuilt modern amenity found in a Michael Davis custom- built Sat. 8/20 •10:30-11:30AM pool, pool house. 3-car garage. Chef’s kitchen, Columbine Avenue • $589,000 • FDR• FDR BridGEhAMpToN Sat. 8/20 •beautiful from a steam shower in the Sat. 8/20 details • 11AM-12PM home. Web#H33573. Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 4141 N.N.Columbine Avenue • $589,000 BridGEhAMpToN 11AM-12PM home. Web#H33573. Josiane Fleming 631.267.7383 1458 Sagg Road • $749,000 • 1.2 miles from Fri. 8/19 • 11AM-12:30PM formal dining, master with fireplace. Views from and LR, EIK with double stoves, family room with master bath toLanding a saunaRd outside in its own 92 Northwest • $1,400,000 • Atlittle and LR, EIK with double stoves, family room with 92 Northwest Rdspecial • $1,400,000 • At Main street. This 2240 sf house boasts, new eat French doors and wood-burning stove. 20x40 pool 154 West Montuak Highway, #5 • $1,650/month 8/20 all Sat. floors. 2.8• 12-1PM acres. Call for directions. Web# the Landing endWeb#H45995. of a very road is a sanctuary house. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, French and wood-burning stove. 20x40 pool in kitchen, FDR, Sat. 8/20 • 12-1PMH19782. . Close to the bay. Web#H30318. Kathleen Warner SAG2 hArBor very speciallbarbaria@elliman.com road is 4br a sanctuary 167 Dune • 15,500,000 • 300 FT. OFthe end of a631.537.6041, new full baths, a screenedFOR doors LEASE - clean, air conditioned OFFICE SPACE, LoriRoad Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 that is paradise and this home is one of the . Close tointhe bay. Web#H30318. Kathleen hArBor 167 Dune Road • 15,500,000 • 300Magnificent FT. OF 5br home, Gunite 631.723.4326 BEACHFRONT. in porch and new deck.SAG Web#H20168. Dianne that is paradise and this 4br Ithome is renovated one of thewith 850sf, one-story building in small shoppingWarner center few that exist there. is newly lbarbaria@elliman.com Sat. 8/20 •10:30-11:30AM pool, pool5br house. 3-car garage. Chef’s kitchen, 631.723.4326 BEACHFRONT. Magnificent home, Gunite beautiful details from a steam shower in the McMillan 631.725.0200 with adjacent parking lot. Centrally located and few that exist there. It is newly renovated with Sat. 8/20 & Sun 8/21 • All Day Viewing 1458 Sagg Road • $749,000 • 1.2 miles from Fri. 8/19for • 11AM-12:30PM master kitchen, with fireplace. Views from Sat. 8/20 •10:30-11:30AM masterfrom bath to sauna shower inin itsthe own little pool, pool house. 3-car garage. Chef’s ready occupancy. Web#H9039. Fri.formal 8/19 • dining, 11:30AM-12:30PM (By Appointment Only) details beautiful a asteam 21, 23 Pond Lane & 154outside Isle of Wright Road Main street. This 2240Road sf house boasts, new 154 West• Montuak Highway, #5 • $1,650/month allwith floors. 2.8 acres. Views Call forfrom directions. Web# house. Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, Fri. 1458 Sagg • $749,000 • eat 1.2 miles from 8/19 11AM-12:30PM formal dining, master fireplace. Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 19 H19782. Kellis Way • $4,395,000 • Waterfront 7,000 sf master bath to a sauna outside in its own little $799,000-$850,000 per lot $2,350,000 for all in kitchen, FDR, 2 new full baths, a screenedFOR LEASE - clean, air conditioned OFFICE SPACE, Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, 631.537.6041 631.537.6041, lbarbaria@elliman.com Main street. This 2240 sf house boasts, new eat Sun. 8/21 • 12-1:30PM 154 West Montuak Highway, #5 • $1,650/month all floors. 2.8 acres. Call for directions. Web# 6 bedroom home on 1.35 landscaped acres pool, house. Web#H45995. Lori Barbaria 516.702.5649, in porch and new deck. Web#H20168. Dianne Lions Head East Hampton waterfront building 850sf, in one-story building in small shopping center lbarbaria@elliman.com 18 Cove Rd • $1,395,000 WATERFRONT. in631.725.0200 kitchen, FDR, 2 •new full baths, a screenedSat. 8/20 •-1-3PM LEASE clean, air conditioned OFFICE jacuzzi516.702.5649, and waterwall.631.537.6041 Elegant home features H19782. Lori Barbaria McMillan with adjacent parking lot. Centrally located and SPACE, lots with for 3br with pools and FOR 631.537.6041, Sat.lbarbaria@elliman.com 8/20permits & Sun 8/21 • Allhomes Day Viewing this Ranch Dianne 24 The Trail • $525,000 • Mature landscaping andcenterOverlooking in porchupper and Sag newHarbor deck.Cove, Web#H20168. patios, decks spectacular views 200 ft Only) architects 850sf, inforone-story building in small shopping ready occupancy. Web#H9039. lbarbaria@elliman.com Fri. 8/19 • 11:30AM-12:30PM (Bywith Appointment Lori Barbaria 21, 23 Pondplans. Lane Web#H4994. & 154 Isle of Wright Road house was built 631.725.0200 in 1950 and renovated in 1995. privacy. Relax by the pool. Bright andlocated airy withand an Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 frontage on Way Kellis Pond with dock, 3 fireplaces, 19 Kellis • $4,395,000 • Waterfront 7,0008/20 sf McMillan with adjacent parking lot. Centrally $799,000-$850,000 perViewing lot $2,350,000 for all Sat. &516.702.5649 Sun 8/21 •lbarbaria@elliman.com All Day Sun.Updated 8/21 • 12-1:30PM kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 6 bedroom home onroom 1.35 landscaped open plan. MainWeb#H9039. living area leads to outside elevator, lodge great and prof bar.acres pool, EastIsle Hampton waterfront ready forfloor occupancy. Fri. 8/19 • 11:30AM-12:30PM (By Appointment Only) 21, 23 PondLions LaneHead & 154 of Wright Roadbuilding 18 Cove Rd • $1,395,000 WATERFRONT. Sat. 8/20 •for 1-3PM jacuzzi and waterwall. Elegant home features bath, full basement, •detached garage, 0.26 acres. decking entertaining. Out door shower and Web#H0155997. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 lots with permits for 3br homes with pools and Michael Nappa 631.204.2726 19 Kellis Way • $4,395,000 • Waterfront 7,000 sf $799,000-$850,000 per lot $2,350,000 for all Overlooking upper Sagwas Harbor Cove, thisExclusive. Ranch 24cooking The Trail • $525,000 • Mature landscaping and patios, decks spectacular views with 200 ft EAST QUoGUE DeepSun. water8/21 dock built in 2001. architects plans. Web#H4994. Lori Barbaria area. A fireplace for those cozy nights. • 12-1:30PM 6 bedroom home on 1.35 landscaped acres pool, house was built in 1950 and renovated in 1995. Lions Head516.702.5649 East Hampton waterfront building privacy. Relax bySusan the pool. Bright and airy with an on Kellis• Pond 3 fireplaces, lbarbaria@elliman.com Web#H0152396. Richard Kudlak 631.725.0200, Web#H13226. Leonard 516.659.3076 Fri.frontage 8/19 • 12-2PM (Mustwith calldock, for appt.) Covedining Rd • room, $1,395,000 • WATERFRONT. Sat. 8/20 • plan. 1-3PM jacuzzi and waterwall. Elegant home features Updated 18 2 bedrooms, 1 open floor Main living area leads to outside lodge room and bar. lots with permits for• 3br homes with pools and Sat. 8/20 11-1PM Lindakitchen, Casinover 631.725.0200 527elevator, Butter Lane •great $2,500,000 • 2prof masters, bath, fullOverlooking basement, detached 0.26 acres. uppergarage, Sag Harbor Cove, this Ranch for entertaining. door shower and 24decking The Trail • $525,000Out • Mature landscaping and Web#H0155997. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 patios, decks spectacular views with 200 ft architects plans. Web#H4994. Lori Barbaria 5 Oldfield Lane • $515,000 • Turn-key home with Sat. 8/20 • 2A-3:30PM 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious EAST QUoGUE dockwas was built Exclusive. cooking area. fireplace for those cozy nights. house builtinin2001. 1950 and renovated in 1995. privacy. Relax by the pool. Bright and airy with anDeep water frontage on Kellis living Pondquarters. with dock, 3 fireplaces, newlbarbaria@elliman.com kitchen, bathrooms redone with marble 516.702.5649 78B North Road • $449,000 • Minutes from Beautifully landscaped acre with Web#H0152396. Richard Kudlak 631.725.0200, Web#H13226. Susan Leonard 516.659.3076 Fri. 8/19 • 12-2PM • (Must call for appt.) UpdatedSoUThAMpToN kitchen, dining room, 2 bedrooms, 1 floor plan. Main living area leads towood outside elevator, lodge great room and prof bar.lot available. Buy both for floors, wood floors, roof, heater/hotwater. Prime open Southampton, this 4br, 2.5bth home offers views. Adjacent 1.5 •acre Sat. 8/20 • 11-1PM Linda Casinover 631.725.0200 527 Butter Lane $2,500,000 • 2 masters, bath, full basement, detached garage, 0.26 acres. decking for entertaining. Out door shower and Web#H0155997. Cynthia Barrett 917.865.9917 beach community on .60acres. Room to expand. 5 Oldfield Lane • $515,000 • Turn-key home with floors, cathedral ceilings in DR and LR, family room $4.5M. Web#H10170. Mosel Katzter 917.865.2943, Sat. 8/20 • 2 -3:30PM 4brs, 4bths. Beautiful Gunite pool/spa. Spacious Sat. Deep 8/20 • water 10:30AM-12PM QUoGUE dock was built in 2001. Exclusive. cooking area. A those cozy nights. F#76855 Codibathrooms Garcete 516.381.1031 newEAST kitchen, redone with marble 78B North Road •pool, $449,000 • and Minutes living quarters. Beautifully landscaped acre with with sliders to fireplace 2 fpls.for 2-carfrom garage. All 631.537.4203 SoUThAMpToN 8 Club Drive, Shinnecock Hills • $549,000 • Newly floors, wood floors, roof, heater/hotwater. Prime Web#H13226. 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Dan’s Kite Fly Cancelled Until August 27 By Dan Rattiner It’s been nearly 20 years now that this country has been obsessed with concerns for personal safety. There are ramps for the disabled, elevators in public buildings for when people might have to go up or down stairs, car seats for the kiddies that have to be strapped in the back, seat belts for the adults in the front seat, or the cops give you a ticket. Even the jungle gyms of my youth are gone. Instead there are playgrounds with rubber cushions on the ground. Climb-y things where if you lost your grip you might fall six inches. And nurses’ offices in schools? Nobody lays a hand on a kid anymore. God forbid if he has a headache they might give out an aspirin. They don’t even have aspirins! It’s against the law! Back in my day as a little boy, the men were Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, is available in hardcover wherever books are sold. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is available in paperback. A third memoir, STILL IN THE HAMPTONS, will be pubDan's Banner 10 million:Layout 1 5/6/11 8:52 AM Page 1 lished next spring.

men, the women were women and the kids were kids. So what if we went sleigh riding out into the street? You looked both ways before you went down. So what if we played softball at a schoolyard surrounded by a four-foot-tall chain link fence with the spikes on the top in left field. We were KIDS! And kids were kids. There are plenty more of us where we came from. Frankly, it’s been this whole focus on personal safety that I blame for the last-minute cancellation of this year’s Dan’s Papers Kite Fly. Never before in the 38-year history of this popular annual event has it been cancelled. It’s simply unheard of. But this year they did it. Why? They said there was the possibility of rain. (Boo-hoo.) They said the tide was very high and the surf was sliding up under the lifeguard stand. (Omigod.) They said the weather forecast predicted “chance of thunder and lightning” and people might get electrocuted. (Ouch!) They said the Town had “closed the beach,” dismissed the employees there for the day—bathroom attendants gone, lifeguards gone, parking lot ticket-takers gone, maintenance people gone—and so who would protect the participants? (Spooky.) What would they do if somebody had the water

come up past where they were standing and got their little tootsies wet? What if somebody had a kite come down and bonk them on the head? And so, after the Town stood down, the people now running the event at Dan’s Papers stood down. It wasn’t up to me. I no longer do the work. After 35 years, I’ve been promoted to President of Dan’s Papers. I show up, but running the event is BENEATH me. Everybody was told about the cancellation. The magician was called. The face painter was called. The band was called. The people dressed up as cartoon characters were called. The kite judges were called. And if the participants and their kids could not be called, they were nevertheless told by a big sign when they showed up that the Kite Fly was cancelled but was being rescheduled and would now be held on Saturday, August 27 between 5:30 and 7 p.m., and so come back to Sagg Main Beach then. It’s amazing this could have happened. In the days of yore, we had our little problems and tragedies at the Kite Fly, but we pushed through. I remember problems at the third Kite Fly. It was held in 1978, not at Sagg Main Beach, but (continued on page 26)

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Pop star and “American Idol” judge Jennifer Lopez and soon-to-be ex-hubby Marc Anthony recently reunited for a Hamptons weekend. The pair drove to Sagg Main Beach in a red convertible with their kids. * * * Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill visited the Hamptons again last week, staying in Southampton. Biden enjoyed himself at 75 Main and played a round of golf at Atlantic Golf Club in Bridgehampton. * * * Bill and Hillary Clinton are Hamptonsbound as well. The Clintons have reportedly rented an East Hampton mansion on Lily Pond Lane for next week. To secure the rental the Clintons had to agree to take a photo with their temporary landlord. * * * World-famous restaurant critic Gael Greene dined with friends at Nick and Toni’s in East Hampton on Friday night and at the Plaza Café in Southampton on Saturday night. You can follow her dining adventures on her website, www.insatiable-crtic.com. * * * East Hampton director and cinematographer Alec Hirschfeld is producing a feature film set in the Hamptons written by Sagaponack’s Kathleen Sullivan White. Titled View from the Dune, the romantic comedy takes place in Bridgehampton and Sagaponack with a storyline that begins on Memorial Day weekend and rockets through the summer to a Labor Day climax...fireworks included, both literally and romantically! Hirschfeld and White are rumored to be tapping the Hamptons’ brightest luminaries to fill the starring roles... * * * (continued on page 30)

An Apology In last week’s Dan’s Papers, I wrote an article that included paragraphs about the tall and ugly cell tower high up on a hill in Noyac and how there is an attempt under way to have it taken down and replaced by a shorter flagpole tower on a hill 500 yards from where it is now situated. I mistakenly criticized Myron Levine for building this ugly tower so as to reap financial benefit, but applauded him for having the change of heart to make it better by seeking approval from the Town of Southampton to take it down and replace it with something better looking. I knew the original tower was built over 30 years ago. In fact, it was erected in the mid ‘50s, over 60 years ago. I recalled the tower being privately owned. I mistakenly 6205

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BrackaBrackaBracka This is the Sound of a Helicopter Flying Over the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner As everyone knows, the super-rich take helicopters out to the Hamptons every weekend. The Chairmen begin coming out on Thursday afternoons; then on Friday mornings come the CEOs; and then later in the day, the VPs. They land 50 minutes later either in Westhampton at Gabreski Airport, or in Southampton at the Village Helipad on Meadow Lane or in East Hampton at the airport there. So they are constantly flying from and to the city, Thursday to Monday, and this creates quite a racket when they come in low. The only control the towns have over the helicopters is in the landing fees they charge,

which currently run around $100. You’d think the Federal Aviation Administration would have control, but they don’t either. Congress only mandates to the FAA the control of airplanes, although 30 years ago they did notice that helicopters were up there too. You might have thought Congress would add helicopters to the list, but they haven’t. There are all those helicopter lobbyists that have to be dealt with and that takes more than 30 years, apparently. So it’s kind of a Wild West sky up there on the helicopter front. On the other hand, the chopper owners and pilots want to make it work. So there has been a handshake agreement with the towns—stay

up higher than 2,500 feet when coming out here, then settle straight down when you get to the pad, and most of them are now abiding by that. Even so, the complaints about the noise have grown louder and louder over the years. Before the handshake agreement four years ago, the Mayor of Oyster Bay complained loudly, “If they thought that flying through your front door and out the back door would save five minutes, they’d do that.” But now, even with the agreement mostly being adhered to, there have been still further complaints, prompting the formation of a group (continued on page 28)

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really care. The entire issue reminds me of an old story I once heard as a kid. Once upon a time there was a farmer who decided to put out a scarecrow to scare away the birds that were destroying his crop. At first the scarecrow worked, but in a short amount of time, the (continued on page 32)

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at the nearby Peter’s Pond Beach a mile to the east. There were no facilities at Peter’s Pond Beach, no pavilions or bathrooms (people went in the dunes) and no changing rooms. Indeed, there still are none today. There was nothing. Just woods and small wild animals such as snakes and coyotes. On that third Kite Fly we had a big wave come thundering in. Nothing like a big tsunami or anything—we didn’t even know about tsunamis or even how to spell tsunami back then—and this wave, which was maybe five feet high, came thundering in and out it went again taking with it three small kids and a cocker spaniel. But oh well, there were plenty more kids where they came from, and we felt bad about it for awhile and talked about the three that were gone, wishing we had spent more time with them and stuff, but we got over it. The cocker spaniel, “Pudgie,” was a different matter. He was most beloved. We mourned the loss. A rock with his name on it is on that beach to this day. At the fifth Kite Fly in 1980, still at Peter’s Pond Beach, the famous rock band Howie McCone and the Drifters plugged in their electric guitars during the potato fog which had drifted over the dunes and down onto us and, in a flash, Howie McCone and the Drifters were gone, up in smoke, which is why you’ve never heard of them today. It was a bad connection or something. We held the 1986 Kite Fly at the beach right in the middle of Hurricane Diana and its 130 mph winds that blew all the steeples off all the churches in the Hamptons that summer. The crowds were a little thinner than usual there

at the beach, and five people flew away to their deaths when they failed to let go of the kite strings when told to do so, but otherwise it was uneventful. At the eighth Kite Fly in 1987, a giant eel slithered up the beach and, just before the judging was to begin, with one gulp ate a parent, Horace Doomstrong, who had come with his new girlfriend Bubbles and his four kids, which he had that Saturday because he had them every other weekend. Nobody liked him anyway. He beat Brenda, his wife. Everybody knew it and people frowned upon it. And he spanked his kids with a tennis racket, not the flat of his hand, which was the proper way to do it. Using a tennis racket or anything else was just for sissies. We buried what was left of him, just a big ruby encrusted pinky ring, right there on the beach, marked the grave with a tennis racket, and Bubbles cried. There’s no trace of that there now. Good riddance, Horace. As for the big eel, we all stomped him to death. He wouldn’t be doing that again. In 1989, we moved the event off Peter’s Pond Beach after Peter’s Pond, which had always been seen in outline form on maps at the Assessor’s Office, but which nobody had ever seen, suddenly appeared. It had been a very wet spring. Peter’s Pond put almost the entire southern end of Peter’s Pond Road underwater, and since wading through it to get to the beach meant you had to hold your kite up over your head to keep it from getting wet while leaving your kids to either swim or sink, it was decided the pond was an obstacle that might be there

for generations and a beach nearby, Sagg Main, was just as good. Since then, with all the safety stuff at Sagg Main, all has gone without incident. The kids all have to be on bungee cords attached to their parents. Only beach chairs with seat belts are allowed. The old jungle gym there has been torn down and is replaced by a big dumb rubber mat. And if a sea lion shows up he gets herded over by the Sea Mammal Rescue Squad to the place where the other endangered sea lions are kept, at the west end of the beach next to the piping plover nesting area, before he can bite anybody. Oh, we did have a kid break a fingernail at our Kite Fly at Sagg Main in 1997. But he was choppered over to Stony Brook University Hospital for treatment within the eight-minute window allowed. And in 2005 a kid stepped on a seashell and cut his foot, but the ambulance whisked him away to Southampton Hospital— before he could infect anybody else—and he was treated and released. He did sue the town, however, for taking away the fun he would have had had he stayed at the Kite Fly enjoying the competition, the 12 prizes, the band, the magic and the face painting with all his friends. And of course the Town did settle, paying him an undisclosed sum in exchange for the kid signing a document saying he would never again sue the Town for damage to that part of his body should it get injured again within one year. See you at Sagg Main at 5:30 p.m. on Saturday, August 27. It’s gonna be great fun!!

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called the Multi-Town Helicopter Noise Advisory Committee (MTHNAC) and, more recently, a more angrily named Citizens Alliance to Cancel Helicopters (CATCH), headed up by Barry Raebeck, who lives in a new development in Wainscott—the airport was there first—just under the flight path of the arriving aircraft and choppers. “While only dozens benefit,” he wrote recently to the East Hampton Town Board, “thousands of innocent and unwilling people are having their peaceful summer and weekend days ruined by this ongoing aerial assault.” Raebeck recently said he counted 53 helicopters in a threehour period coming over his house one Friday night. Nevertheless, the Towns and the FAA people, who now say they are giving up on Congress after the most recent noise control bill for choppers went down in flames, are continuing to work to limit the noise problem. The matter came up again last week at a Town Board meeting where they again went over the landing fee rules, which now are $100 from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. and then 20% higher between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. Maybe this was not enough. Councilman Theresa Quigley said they ought to have a $25,000 fine for chopper pilots who violate the altitude restrictions. (These people apparently don’t realize how quickly

choppers can leave the scene of a crime.) The most interesting thing talked about, however, was what came out of a meeting between the Town and the FAA in which sympathetic FAA agents said they were working on a rerouting scheme for the choppers flying out to the Hamptons. They may not control helicopters, but they can direct the routes they take. Personally, I found this conversation incredible, since part of this proposal would have the helicopters fly over the most exclusive estate section in the Hamptons—Georgica Pond. Talk about a 30-year wait with Congress. For Georgica Pond and their lobbying ability, it would be a 100-year wait. Here’s the plan. Under present FAA rules, and remember the FAA controls flight paths only, choppers are supposed to follow a northerly route out of New York City, staying low under a ceiling restriction but above the skyscrapers, from Wall Street through midtown, then above the Whitestone Bridge across the East River to Queens and then out over Long Island Sound, just off the beaches there, and on to eastern Long Island now above the minimum altitude to where they peel off and come over the land to land at the respective chopper pads. But the FAA is re-thinking this. The biggest

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Looking Ahead It Would Be Much Better If We Had 3 Hands By Dan Rattiner Did you ever wonder why humans have not developed a third arm? I have. We’re a unique species. In a very short amount of time we have evolved into who we are today, and it could have continued on, but it didn’t. It just sort of stopped. It’s an issue. How often have you thought, while carrying groceries into your house, fumbling with a half-eaten muffin, two small children and your house keys, how wonderful it would be to have a third arm? I have. There are lots of things we could do if we had a third arm. We could drive and text

at the same time. We could give really good hugs. I have often wondered, while getting a professional massage, what it would be like if the masseuse had a third arm. If you were a football player you could throw a pass and stiff-arm an approaching lineman at the same time. You could cook dinner in half the time. I can think of a lot of things I could do if I had three arms instead of two. It’s a no-brainer that three is better than two. With a third arm you would have a third hand, of course. And that would have many benefits too. Ever lose a glove? With three hands you’d always have that spare to get you through right in front of you. Of course it would

have to be a left or right to match the one you lost. No sense losing a glove and all you’ve got is two lefts left. You’d have coats with three pockets. You’d be able to type on a computer really, really fast. I think, getting back to the business about the three gloves, that you wouldn’t have what we now call a pair of gloves. They’d have another name for that and they would cost, of course, half again more. Also being a righty or a lefty would have a whole new meaning. Your third arm would have to be either a left or a right with the

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CHOOSING 1,000 DAN’S PAPERS COVERS By Dan Rattiner Dan’s Papers, now 51 years old, didn’t always have full color glossy works of art on the front cover. From the time it started in 1960 until the mid-1980s, Dan’s was just a regular newsprint newspaper that had in it, among other things, a section about art galleries and the grand openings they had every other week. We’d sometimes feature a painting of two. But in black and white it didn’t do the work justice. There were about a dozen galleries sprinkled throughout the Hamptons in the quieter time of those days, and on Friday afternoons at 5 it was a very big social event for many people to go gallery hopping, from one to another, to see the latest works of some of the great painters of the day. There would be wine and cheese, and sometimes a classical string quartet, and

of course, the artist him- or herself, happy to shake hands and discuss the work. Painters and their works were major contributors to the intellectual community in the Hamptons in those years. Larry Rivers was here, Fairfield Porter, Peter Max, Andy Warhol, Roy Lichtenstein, Leroy Neiman. But in today’s world, where much of the Hamptons seems to be about celebrities and billionaires and the many fundraisers, things began to change. I had always wanted Dan’s Papers to support the arts. We could promote the arts to some degree. We did our best. But before about 1980, the art world really didn’t need us. As it turned out, though, in the 1980s, artists and gallery showings began to play a smaller and smaller role in the community. Whereas, during the

third quarter of the 20th century the entire world looked to the eastern end of Long Island, particularly Springs, to celebrate the works of Abstract Expressionism and the creative and sometimes quirky behavior and output of such leaders as Jackson Pollock and Willem de Kooning, things had changed. Art in the Hamptons went into something of a decline. In 1987, I thought it might really help the artists of the Hamptons if I put a glossy wrap around the paper and published the artwork of some of our fine painters as a frontispiece to the publication. It would be unique, something nobody had ever done before. Would people still pick up the paper? I would lead off every week with the celebration of some local artist and (continued on page 34)


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crows figured out that there was no real threat and started to ignore the warnings. Finally, the farmer decided to go out into the field with a shotgun and fired his gun at a few of the crows killing one and wounding a few others. When the crows saw that he did that and saw the seriousness of his actions, they left his crop alone. The moral of the story is simple, if strong warnings and words do not work, then strong blows must follow. And so, it’s about time that residents in the Hamptons, particularly those around Georgica Pond, do so by purchasing advanced laser targeting systems with laser guided missiles to take down a few of these choppers and send

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The Surf Culture of Flying Point Beach Street in Southampton. He named the stores after Flying Point because it was his favorite beach as a kid. Mark and his wife Shannon have grown the business into seven stores: Surf & Sport, the Surf Boutique (the only women’s surf boutique in America), and “Groms” (kids) in Southampton; Premium Surf in Bridgehampton; On the Harbor and the Sunglass Studio in Sag Harbor; and a Surf Outlet in Water Mill. Such a expansion is due to the fact that, as Shannon noted, “The surf culture has become so cool…People want to be a part of the whole surf culture.” Flying Point offers a variety of surfboards, (continued on page 77)

By Alexandra Andreassen Flying Point beach is an icon, a symbol of surfing and down-to-earth coolness in the midst of the Hamptons. Two fun, popular businesses, Flying Point Surf School and the Flying Point Surf Shops, have used the name, drawing people from all over the East End. I talked to the owners of these sibling companies to find out what they are all about. Flying Point Surf School started out 10 years ago with a group of friends surfing the waves of the East End. Shane Dyckman started giving surfing lessons to his friends and family. “After doing it for quite a few families, the next thing I knew I had a week booked of lessons and I said, I gotta start charging for this!” he exclaimed. His business has grown tremendously ever since, evolving into a surf camp that runs Monday through Friday with both half and full-day programs for kids ages 5-17. Dyckman and his team of surf instructors, which includes many surf camp alumni, also do private lessons. The staff are fully certified and trained, and there are as many of them as there are students. The surf school is equipped with all of the latest and greatest equipment—all the kids need is sunblock, a towel and a smile! In addition to surfing, they also teach kids about ocean swim and rescue. “With the surf school, it’s not just about surfing and riding waves,” said Dyckman. “It’s about teaching kids how to be safe in the ocean.” He cited an incident in which an 8-year-old student saved his mother from a riptide: kids will be safe in the water for life, “guaranteed.” Moreover, kids love the camp, and they return year after year and bring other family members with them. Now is the time to sign up for the camp, said Dyckman, because it is hurricane season so the waves will be great for surfing. A new addition to the surf school this summer is the Flying Point Fish Camp, a unique and fun way for all ages to learn about fishing. Dyckman and his crew offer a three-hour class available seven days a week, during which campers participate in a range of activities such as crabbing, clamming and fly-fishing. So far, they have caught something every trip on their two fully equipped fishing boats. Kids also learn how to set traps in the bay and then retrieve them the next day to use what they caught as bait. “So they actually become little baymen!” said Dyckman. The fish camp is a great way for kids and adults alike to learn more about the sport and pursue their passion for it. Flying Point Surf Shops are another staple of the East End, the first one having been started by Mark Zucchero in 1996 on Main

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their artwork. Amazingly, at first, I got resistance from the painters themselves. Some of them said artists would never allow their paintings to be used in this way unless I paid them for the privilege, which I was not offering to do. It would have been nice if I had been able to afford to do this, but from a printing perspective, printing hundreds of thousands of images of the work, 52 weeks a year, all for the benefit of the artists, would be cost enough. We were the

largest circulating paper in the Hamptons after all. The cover art would showcase the artists. It took a while until I could find an artist who would let me put a detail of their work on the cover. But a few took the plunge. And pretty soon there were lots of artists who wanted this. After a while, it became a mark of excellence to be on the cover of Dan’s Papers. I’ve always taken the selection of these covers very seriously. I studied English as an

undergraduate in college. But my graduate studies, for three years, were at the Harvard Graduate School of Design in Cambridge. There I learned about graphic design, art history and I gained an appreciation of artwork. It came easily for me to curate these works. Between 1987 and 2011 I have selected more than 1,000 covers for this newspaper, probably from the studios of more than 500 painters. I long ago decided that the best way to choose (continued on page 38)

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A Recording Studio Deep in the Woods

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By T.J. Clemente Great news! Cynthia Daniels, the renowned Grammy- and Emmy-winning recording engineer, has a new cuttingedge recording studio, Monk Music, up and running. The ambitious project by Architect Jon Storyk (of New York’s Electric Lady Studios fame) is now complete, and worldclass recording and mixing is now available on the East End of Long Island. Located between Sag Harbor and East Hampton, Daniels’ Monk Music Recording Studio will now offer both local and visiting artists access to “two acoustically perfect” live recording rooms. I went to watch some of the first recordings there and was amazed by the facility, which features an extra-large control room with 5.1 surround sound mixing capabilities. Daniels said, “There just isn’t anything like this anywhere on the East End...nor has there ever been!” She continued, “It’s perfect for TV, film or just good old rock and roll.” And rock and roll was what was happening as I watched local artist Nancy Atlas lay down some vocals for longtime musician/singer/ keyboard master and songwriter Joe Delia for his upcoming album/CD Smoke and Mirrors. Delia was a longtime homeowner in Montauk and still summers there. Many believe he looks like Mick Jagger, me included. He told me in between takes, “After summering in Montauk for over 20 straight years, I feel like I am beginning to know the place.” That is why his song, “Under the Montauk Moon,”

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has been getting play on a few of the local radio stations, usually on full moon nights. I watched Atlas record vocals for another version of “Under the Montauk Moon” for Smoke and Mirrors, with Delia’s band Joe Delia & Thieves. The band consists of Joe Delia (piano, organ, bass, vocals); Steven “Muddy” Roues (bass, harmonica, vocals); Billy Roues (guitar, vocals); James Benard (drums, vocals); P.J. Delia (background vocals). But the drums for “Under the Montauk Moon” are played by Max Weinberg, who has played with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, and the “Conan O’Brien Show” band. In between takes Atlas explained how she got to know the Delia during “Tuesday Night

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thumb on one side or the other. So then you’d be a double-righty or a double-lefty, with one side outnumbering the other two to one. Prizefighters, with two arms on one side and only one on the other, would have a clear advantage if they were southpaws or, what, uh, whatever. Saying “hands up!” to a perpetrator would require greater vigilance. And lending a hand would have greater meaning but would be a bit easier to do. You know that thing where they tell you to pat your stomach and rub the top of your head, then pat the top of your head and rub your stomach? You have to have a third thing in

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there. Grab your nose or something. I think people with this third appendage would have to think about more stuff than those with just two. That would probably sharpen their intellects. They’d probably be smarter with bigger brains. People with three arms, if running for President, would be favored over those only with two. You can get more done with three, make a point with your index finger in the air and point at a friend in the audience at the same time, while giving a little grin. The third hand could be stealing someone’s wallet. But nobody would know. This is nothing against people with two arms, of course. I am not a bigot. I celebrate people

with two arms. They just don’t have that third arm. Nothing wrong with that. I’d ban people with three arms from being magicians. No fair is what I’d say. What got me thinking about all this is something I read about scientists studying genetics having “oh my God” experiences. Until now, it was thought that it takes millions of years for a species to evolve. But now, using genetic modification, they can evolve a species or create a whole new species separate from an earlier one in just a matter of months. Oh my God. Let’s hear a round of applause for these scientists.

consideration. I often wished we did not have to do that. But if we cannot present a work of art properly, we cannot use it. Regarding this Saturday night’s Dan’s Papers Cover Artist Show & Cocktail Party at Seasons of Southampton, I asked Kelly to do the curating from the vast selection of painters we have celebrated over the years. Although I select the covers, I thought Kelly, who makes the initial cut for the covers and sometimes gets me to see certain paintings in ways I have not before, should have the honor for this event. So yes, we have had 1,000 paintings made by 500 artists on our covers for 23 years. I cannot even begin to mention one artist without another, but I can say that some of the works

just take your breath away and have become favorites of mine. Indeed, at the Cover Artist party we will honor Mickey Paraskevas, who has painted more covers for us than anyone else. The work speaks for itself. So I raise a toast to Mickey Paraskevas, Kelly Shelley and the 50 or so other participating artists in this event on Saturday. Without them there would be no event. And without all our artists and more, this community would not be as rich as it is. Putting art on the cover of Dan’s Papers might have been the best decision I ever made. Who could have known it would come to this? Enjoy our show and our auction.

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the paintings—other than those of the great masters who we are happy to feature—was to simply go with what I enjoyed rather than with who painted it. When work comes in—it comes in all the time—and is posted on the screen by our Art Director Kelly Shelley, I just choose what I love the best. I have shared what I know about curating with all our art directors over the years, not to see paintings as paintings, but as potential covers, either full bleed or boxed, how the work could be enhanced or not enhanced by our logo. Sometimes a wonderful work will come in and Kelly or I will have a “that’s it” moment, but if it does not lend itself to being cropped, or if the Dan’s Papers logo would cover up an important part of the painting, it gets eliminated from

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Dan’s Papers Art Director Dishes on Covers be featured on the Dan’s Papers covers every week, narrowing it down to five artists before Dan Rattiner makes the final choice. I figured she would be a good person to talk to this afternoon. Q. What does a curator do exactly? A. Basically I’m responsible for picking the artists for the show and overseeing where the art is hung in the building, and also, hopefully, for helping to sell the art. According to Wikipedia, a curator is a “keeper of cultural heritage,� so I guess that’s me! I

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By Stacy Dermont Comic book artist Stan Goldberg is best known for his work as a flagship artist of Archie Comics. Goldberg has been a visitor to the East End most of his life and he has summered in Hampton Bays since buying a home there in 1988. When he and his wife were raising their family in Jericho, they used to come out east for a day trip or for three days in Montauk. Goldberg is one of 18 accomplished cover artists who will be attending this Saturday’s Dan’s Cover Artist Show & Cocktail Party to benefit the Ellen Hermanson Breast Center at Southampton Hospital. Dan’s Papers illustrator Mickey Paraskevas, creator of the Green Monkeys strip, will also be on hand at the event to sign autographs and talk to fans. I sat down with Goldberg in the Dan’s Papers offices last Thursday. He signed several original Dan’s covers for the auction AND he told me how his Dan’s cover came about. He said that “there are about 1,000 Riverdales in the U.S.,” hometowns next to bodies of water. When he created his cover for the October 13, 1995 edition of Dan’s Papers, the Hamptons International Film Festival was new. He thought it would be fun to cast Dan Rattiner as a Hollywood star. In addition to images of this cover, Goldberg has also donated a preliminary drawing of the cover to the auction. It’s so fascinating to see how the image evolved, how he works his magic. Much like Archie, Goldberg has survived many changes. Goldberg told me that he still considers Archie a second career because he was doing other comics for 20 years before Archie. He worked at Marvel Comics with comic book legends Stan Lee, Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby. Goldberg is celebrated as a Marvel Comics’ 1960s colorist, who helped design the original color schemes of Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four and other major characters. Recently he created the cover for a special four-book issue commemorating the 50th anniversary of the Fantastic Four. Goldberg says about his long career, “I’m doing what people hope to do when they retire.” He admits that it can sometimes get lonely spending 10-hour days in his studio, but he listens to a lot of blues and “good jazz.” He also loves big band music, though, as he points out, he’s too young for it. He used to sculpt in clay as an exercise, an outlet. He and his wife now spend February and March in their home in Mexico. The work goes with him—he says he can easily take it

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superheroes. Comics of yesteryear used to encompass “romance, kiddie, humor, westerns and war as well as superheroes.” Goldberg, like many great working artists, is very practical. He talks about the nuts and bolts and history of comics. But his color-filled imagination is always bubbling right below the surface. He hopes to release a graphic novel in Japan soon. He’s been working on it with another artist for over three years. It pays to be a perfectionist, as Goldberg told me, “Sometimes the execution [of an image] is the easiest part.” Goldberg casually told me about this graphic novel. “It’s about a girl who has a Japanese fairy godmother. Japanese mafia steal an Elvis character’s halo so he can’t get back into heaven. The Japanese market likes lots of pages.” Sounds great! In addition to comic book illustration and coloring, Goldberg has drawn gag cartoons for men’s magazines as well as illustrations for YM and Seventeen. Goldberg has also done some educational books. One of his two sons is a graphic artist for Lindblad Expeditions. Goldberg has visited the Galapagos Islands and Alaska on tours with his son. He was inspired to create an illustrated book on Alaska, which has been used by schools in South America. Little Lin, child explorer, invites kids everywhere to become adventurers and heroes for the planet. He donated his time and talent to this project. He is also active in events in the Jewish community such as a recent panel discussion at the Jewish Center of the Hamptons on “Jews in the Comics.” Goldberg also contributes work to and attends the Annual Box Art Auction. Goldberg has received many Awards and honors over the years. In 1994 he won a Comic-Con International Inkpot Award. He was the subject of the panel discussion “Spotlight on Stan Goldberg,” conducted at Comic-Con in 2003. At Saturday’s event the party’s band, Suzy on the Rocks, plans to honor Goldberg with their rendition of the Archies’ hit “Sugar, Sugar.” Welcome to Riverdale in the Hamptons!

accomplished cover artists who will be attending this Saturday’s show. anywhere. When I asked Goldberg if the audience for comic books has changed over the years, he responded, “It changes constantly.” He told me he’d recently attended a discussion at the Rogers Memorial Library in Southampton. A group of teenagers read different graphic novels and talked about them. He said he just went “to listen and absorb” and that it was one of the most informative experiences he’s ever had. As he asserts, “The best part about Archie is that it was created by a teenage boy in 1941.” Goldberg is very excited about this new form, the graphic novel, which runs the gamut of subject matter. But as he points out, when he was young there used to be a wider range of comics. Whereas today it’s mainly about

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Neighbor By T.J. Clemente He’s finally here, yes, Michael Bloomberg, a name associated with smart money decisions has decided to add a Hamptons residence to his portfolio of investments. I once wrote in a real estate column that there aren’t enough “trophy homes” for the true winners, but make no mistake about it, Michael Bloomberg found one. When he contracted to acquire (for around $20-plus million) “Ballyshear,” an estate designed by F. Burrill Hoffman Jr. in 1913 for National Golf Links of America founder Charles Blair Macdonald, Bloomberg spoke about his actions, saying that after years of quietly declining to be a Hamptons presence he is now about to make big footprints in the region. But that has been his signature— whatever he does he seems to do it with a determination to win. Michael Bloomberg was born in New England (the Brighton section of Boston) on February 14, 1942, the son of a real estate broker. His grandfather was a Russian Jewish Immigrant. And to portray just how strong and healthy his family bloodline runs, his beloved mother Charlotte Rubens Bloomberg passed away at the age of 102 this past June 19, 2011. Many remember how proud she was of her son and how lovingly he always looked at her. The Bloombergs later lived in Allston, Massachusetts, then in Brookline, but spent most of Michael’s pre-college life in Medford, Massachusetts. One has to wonder where he was the night Carlton Fisk hit that historic home run against the St. Louis Cardinals in the 1967 World Series. Most likely at Harvard where he was getting his MBA after having completed his undergraduate studies at John Hopkins University, where he received a Bachelor of Science degree in electrical engineering. The amazing thing about Bloomberg’s rise to the very top of the financial world is that he was “not kept” at Salomon Brothers after becoming a general partner. Starting at the firm in 1973, Bloomberg became head of equity trading and then, in a move that perhaps influenced his mindset later in life, he became head of the systems development at Salomon—before being sent packing with a $10 million severance deal. The beautiful “American Dream” reality is that he then parlayed that $10 million into one of the world’s great fortunes. Speaking of great fortunes, Bloomberg’s new Hamptons home, Ballyshear, is one of the special Gilded Age mansions that survived the great hurricane of 1938 intact due to its

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It is very clear what a wonderful addition this dynamic man will be to the South Fork. fortress-like solid brick construction. A real estate agent called it the sort of home you would find in the most exclusive sections of Oyster Bay, Locust Valley or Bedford Hills. Amazingly, the interiors remain as they were when the great Charles Blair Macdonald walked his royal friends about after a round on his famous golf course that had holes modeled precisely on those at St. Andrews in Scotland. Now Bloomberg steps into this legacy with the resources to maintain the property in style. The estate sits high on a magnificent hill, with Shinnecock Hills off in the distance and the National Golf Links of America smiling at it as well. All this with a direct view of the Noyac Bay area that before World War II housed the National Golf Links Yacht Club, a club

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M Weather or Not: How Technology Can Keep You Safe in the Storm—and Also Save You Money It’s mid-August here in paradise and the signs of late summer abound. Farmstands are brimming with local produce. Beach parking lots are filled by 10 a.m. Horse trailers are

converging on Bridgehampton for the Classic. And restaurant hosts have become distinctly crabby from overbooked tables. Don’t let those lazy days and gentle sea breezes fool you. Winter will soon be here. Now is the time to think about slashing seasonal utility bills and protecting your home—by installing a remote home management system. Luckily, there’s an app for that. Actually, you’ll need to invest in several pieces of equipment to automate your home: 1) a Wi-Fi network; 2) a processor and application to control the system; and 3) a wireless thermostat. I know what you’re thinking: all this fancy stuff is hard to operate and even harder to pay for. Until recently, that was true. Just wiring a home required weeks of professional installation and cost thousands of dollars.

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CLASSIC CARS by Bob Gelber

Fast cars have always fascinated auto enthusiasts. In the early days, the old man himself, Henry Ford, drove his Model-T in races. Enzo Ferrari raced Alfa Romeos, and Bentley sedans were raced from city to city against massive steam locomotives. In 1948 a predatory looking, sensuous new Jaguar XK model convertible (with the windshield removed) caused a sensation when it went an amazing 120 miles per hour on a closed highway in Belgium. It was applauded as the fastest standard production car in the world. It was then given the official name of XK 120, flaunting its top speed. Today, a cutesy-wootsy Mini Cooper S is 20 MPH faster (top speed) than the Jaguar. Point taken, cars have gotten a lot faster over the last 63 years. Today, all high-end production sports cars can reach 200 MPH and beyond. Although acceleration times of 0-60 MPH of slightly under 10 seconds were considered fast in the ‘50s and ‘60s, today, quite a few sports cars do it in about 3 seconds and under. Simply amazing acceleration. In fact, most really fast cars today have such outstanding performance, they are virtually impossible to use anywhere but on a racetrack. Where can anyone safely drive at 200 MPH? It is even unsafe on the German Autobahn. The only thing this kind of rather exhilarating but insane performance gives one is bragging rights. Let’s face it. As any car enthusiast knows, if you own a new Ferrari 458 Italia, McLaren MP-4 or Porsche GT-2, you have every right to brag. But if you really want to brag, go to a racetrack. Show me how fast you can drive your toy. However, there are other sides to this coin. Because in the real car driving world, we are all driving 99% of the time on public roads. We can’t use the super performance that these hyper-expensive sports cars offer. Also I’ve always felt it was more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slowly. Take, for instance, the popular Mazda Miata and the less common Lotus Super 7. Both cars can be purchased for the cost of the sales tax of the Ferrari mentioned above, and yet offer gobs of driving enjoyment. They each have well under 200 horsepower, and because of that, to drive them fast you really have to flog them. Wind them up, wring them out, make them work hard. A Miata and Lotus 7 sweat at 100 MPH, a Ferrari and Porsche yawn. You can drive a slower car on the street with much more brio. There is another side to this coin (this is a rare three-sided coin) and that is, if you will please excuse me, just doing things slower. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve noticed I’ve slowed down a bit, and have begun to enjoy slower forms of transportation. I recently drove a 1952 MG-TD, and with 54 horsepower, it makes a Prius feel like a Ferrari. However, driving it around on a country road in the Hamptons on a warm sunny

day with the windshield folded, it was sheer joy. A good friend of mine comes out to Amagansett every weekend in a fire-breathing new 350 horsepower Porsche and trades it for his 75 horsepower 1955 Porsche Speedster. He likes the Speedster more. Those who fly airplanes will agree with me when I say it’s more relaxing flying low and slow over a beach than flying high and fast. Most sailboats can’t go much faster than 7 MPH. Man has never invented a more expensive way to go slower. Watching that big white cloud of a sail work, moving you along in

silence, is pure magic. So there you have it, three ways to travel: fast as hell, somewhere in between and slow. There are obviously many other ways, like riding a bike, running and walking, or for that matter riding a horse. However, like most of you, I’ll take a car, a plane or a boat, thank you. Bob Gelber is an automotive journalist who has lived in the Hamptons for over 35 years. When not writing he can often be seen on television talking about his favorite subject, automobiles.

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Every week I try to provide golf instruction and information to the average reader in hope that they might improve their game and get more enjoyment playing golf. My topics vary; however, I try to present information that is applicable to everyone. Recently I read an article in The New York Times, written by Charles McGrath. The author has an impressive resume as a writer at large with The New York Times, a former editor of The New York Times Book Review and deputy editor of The New Yorker. The article communicates McGrath’s wealth of knowledge in golf instruction tips sighting examples from Ben Hogan, Tom Watson and Tiger Wood’s current instructor Sean Foley. Throughout the article it is clear that McGrath has not only tried every tip he has ever read but has not found one to be very successful. McGrath also argues that most golf instructors present information that is “Contradictory Advice” to one another. If you are a student of the game and you take a lesson from 10 different PGA

Professionals chances are you will get 10 different opinions on what to work on. Some teachers will present you with a method that they teach every student, while others take the approach that every person is different and so will be their swings. I had the opportunity to spend some time around Jim Flick, who is one of the top golf instructors in the world and the coach of Jack Nicklaus. I asked Flick one day why he was so successful and he replied that, “his students trust him.” So what does this mean for the average student? To be successful at golf you need to have an instructor who understands you and your goals, how you learned to play and how well you relate. Reading a golf tip in a magazine or watching instruction on YouTube will never allow you to be successful. When it comes to my own game, I trust my high school golf coach who has known my golf game and me for over 15 years. It is important to have the same continuity and not jump from instructor to instructor. That is when trust will set in and progress can be made. My advice to McGrath and all other avid golfers that try to gain knowledge through golf articles and videos is this: there is no one correct way to play golf. Instruction needs to be given by a teacher that understands you, your swing and your personality. Ben Hogan swings the golf club differently than Jack Nicklaus does. However, at the end of the day, there is one governing law that all golfers need to follow: if you can swing a golf club with a

square clubface on the correct plane you will have your best chance to hit the ball the correct distance and direction. With modern technology there is more information available for golfers to try to decipher. Contradictory advice is everywhere on the Internet. If you want to improve your swing find an instructor who understands you and your habits. If you insist on reading and watching every tip on the Internet make sure the information applies to you. Darren deMaille is the Head Golf Professional at The Bridge in Bridgehampton, NY. Prior to The Bridge, Darren worked at The Bear’s Club in Jupiter, FL and The Country Club of Fairfield in Fairfield, CT. He has had many Top 100 instructors influence his philosophy but most of his principles are based on Jack Nicklaus’ way to play golf.

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board at 40% off when I joined the line. It was still there about an hour later when I made it to the ticket seller! We were off to the Al Hirshfeld Theatre for the 2 p.m. matinee. See this show! See it while Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe stars in it (through December)! We all laughed ourselves silly. Our reservations at Uncle Jack’s Steak House on 56th Street were for 5 p.m. Oops. It seems like we ran most of the way there, though I think there was a subway ride involved. We made it and it was the perfect New York end to a perfect New York day. You can read my review of Uncle Jack’s Steak House in an upcoming issue of Dan’s Papers. I’ve been promised a tour of Sarabeth’s jam factory the next time we’re in the city and I read that New York has some other great restaurants…

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Sarabeth’s famous Cream of Tomato Soup for the first time. Wow! It’s so smooth and velvety but with chunks of flavorful tomato. Brilliant. My son enjoyed the Quesadillas. My husband had a Smoked Mozzarella Sandwich—on that fabu bread. I let Sarabeth order for me and then enjoyed the tastiest of tuna salad with fresh lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers. She suggested I try the balsamic dressing over the tuna salad, which seemed like overkill. But she was right, as she always is about food. It was extra good that way. The High Line runs right behind the Chelsea Market so we climbed up for a nice walk. We’re not sure if we walked on the new part—it’s all good. Somehow I was the one destined to stand on the TKTS line for discounted show tickets. Our first choice, How to Succeed, was up on the

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Last Wednesday my family made a day of it in The City. My husband lives to park cheap, so I’m not allowed to tell you where he does that. Suffice it to say we had a long walk to the subway. We also had a plan: Lunch at Sarabeth’s Bakery A brief stop at Midtown Comics A Broadway show (fingers crossed How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying) A long walk along the new section of The High Line Dinner at Uncle Jack’s Steakhouse Sarabeth’s Bakery is located in the Chelsea Market on Ninth Avenue. I’ve enjoyed some of Sarabeth’s restaurants but this is the mother ship, where the magic happens. For the last 14 years all of Sarabeth Levine’s famous baked goods have been baked here. We took a trip to Eataly not long ago and were underwhelmed, despite its size. But the Chelsea Market—I could happily go there every day! Many of the original vendor spaces have converted to retail shops, but good retail shops. Sarabeth’s is one of a handful of original renters who produce on site. The bakery is behind Plexiglass so you get to see the show. When we visited a whole vertical rolling rack of Sarabeth’s five-grain (wheat, corn, bran, sunflower seeds and poppy seeds) bread, their “house bread,” had just come out of the oven room. We had to try it. Still warm from the oven with butter and Sarabeth’s famous Orange-Apricot Marmalade, it was sublime. Sarabeth told me that she brings a loaf of her five-grain bread and a loaf of her sourdough bread to her Water Mill home every weekend. That sounds perfect. Speaking of perfection, we sampled

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Though Denise LeFrak Calicchio lives in East Hampton and co-author Roberta Model Amon in Southampton, the several other Hamptonite New Yorkers whose urban landscapes are featured in Rooftop Gardens: The Terraces, Conservatories, and Balconies of New York (Rizzoli), prefer not being identified. No problem. A reader will easily be absorbed by architectural photographer Norman McGrath’s gorgeous images of their spectacular private outdoor spaces. In a foreword, Evelyn (Mrs. Leonard) Lauder writes of the joy of having a penthouse garden of flora and vegetables, but points out that special care is required— more pruning, more watering and strict compliance with building code restrictions. Writer Dominique Browning, who contributes a brief introduction, notes that the book “offers us a chance to leap tall buildings with the turn of a page.” But don’t turn that fast. McGrath captures these outdoor sanctuaries, rooms and aeries in all seasons, from all angles, at all heights and times of day. Although the most spectacular shot is of the tallest rooftop garden (cum sculpture), the terrace on the 76th floor of Time Warner’s north tower, the most inviting

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images are of terraces nearer the ground that are shown against the urban scene at eye level, or below, proving that even formal arrangements can create a sense of intimacy and warmth. A handsome book, indeed. With Incognito (Berkeley Books), playwright Gregory Murphy sallies forth with his first novel, a mystery set in New York City’s Gilded Age (late 19th-early 20th century) that portrays a man of wealth and position “torn between duty and conscience,” as he finds himself increasingly involved with “an enigmatic young woman with a secret in her past.” A novel about manners and class that moves over the city and the Gold Coast of Long Island, it ultimately connects outer mysteries with inner discovery.

Jerusalem Maiden (Harper), a historical novel by Israeli-born, Bridgehampton resident Talia Carner, brings together the author’s passionate interest in her family’s forebears, particularly its talented, pioneering but frustrated Jewish women, and her own career as a women’s rights advocate. Her new tale, set in early 20th-century Jerusalem, and painstakingly researched there and in Paris, centers on her heroine’s struggles to reconcile the demands of religious orthodoxy and Jewish life in Palestine in the late Ottoman Empire, with artistic yearning. Anxiety’s Nest: Verse from the Mind of Louis Romano (Create Space), whose violent murder fiction, Fish Farm, was reviewed a few months ago, surprises with its gentle ironies and terse, witty and compassionate voice. The 88 poems, accessible all, arranged in no particular order and interleaved with lovely spare wash drawings by Alexa Guariglia, date from the late ‘60s to 2010 and cover personal observations and slightly world-weary ruminations. Recurring themes include memories of parochial school in the Bronx, urban sights and sounds, regrets wryly revisited and the horror of the Holocaust. The author has a house in Montauk. Long Island resident Larry McCoy’s got a (continued on page 60)

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By Stacy Dermont Enter Laughing: The Musical, on stage at the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor through September 4, is HILARIOUS! You will exit laughing. You will laugh until you cry. I strongly caution you to use the restroom before the show begins. The house was at near capacity last Friday night—so get your tickets as soon as possible! With a book by Joseph Stein and music and lyrics by Stan Daniels, it’s little wonder that this show is a remarkable vehicle for gifted actors. It was originally titled So Long, 174th Street when it debuted on Broadway in 1976, starring Robert Morse. It’s based on Carl Reiner’s semi-autobiographical novel of that

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show “L.A. Law.” Both are perfectly convincing and outrageously funny in their roles as the archetypical Jewish father and mother to David. Emily Shoolin was well cast as David’s girl-next-door love interest, Wanda. Though not Jewish (gasp!) Wanda is an ingénue with chutzpah. Kate Shindle as Off-Broadway diva Angela Marlowe nearly stops the show with her fullout rendition of “The Man I Can Love.” Her Angela is the perfect mix of exhibitionist and needy spoiled brat. Of course director Stuart Ross deserves credit for the spunky, vulnerable bend of the show and the cast’s meticulous timing. Teenage boys’ obsession with breasts is expressed with a steady hand. And bravo to Geoff Josselson for his expert casting. I found the costuming by David Toser outstanding in the main. The fitted shapes and blending of all those classic textures recalled the early 1940s, a study in contrasts. A big laugh in the show comes when the entire cast appears in green polka dot aprons with white rickrack. A boa made of paper napkins, anyone? Good stuff. There is nothing objectionable in this show— unless the notion of turning down a booty call from Greta Garbo offends you. James Morgan’s set really looks like an old theater and its open plan serves the action of the play well. The lighting by Ken Billington is what you look for in good stage lighting—it didn’t draw attention to itself. The projected Star of David at David Kolowitz’s imagined shiva really set the scene. Choreographer Jennifer Paulson Lee is also to be lauded for her seamless work on this show. And the live musicians are great. Music Director Phil Reno had his piano stepped on and a kimono swatted into his face, yet he kept right on playing. Though not made explicit in the playbill, this production comes to us by way of the York Theatre in New York. I hope we can expect more such ventures, as the quality is outstanding.


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Review: “Tale of the Allergist’s Wife” By Thomas McKee In the post-post-baby-boomer generation we occupy, in which children are girded with all the trappings of entitlement and math and science are outsourced to the former Third World, playwright Charles Busch offers audiences a frenzied reordering of the restlessness unique to a “Jewish-American Princess” in a $900,000 Riverside Drive apartment. The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife, a dilettante satire of slaphappy proportions now playing at East Hampton’s Mulford Repertory Theatre, casts an unflinching spotlight on the status quo of metropolitan culture and the vanity inherent in luxury-priced soul-searching. I was lucky

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By Kim Palmer The Hamptons are known to have some of the most beautiful gardens in the country. Unfortunately for most of us, those gardens are gated off in private yards and we aren’t able to enjoy their beauty. That is, until the weekend of Guild Hall’s Annual Garden Tour, now in its sixth year. The tour takes place August 26 and 27. The unique two-day event provides the opportunity to see the gorgeous gardens of East Hampton, along with a cocktail party on Friday evening at one of the gardens, a Saturday breakfast at Guild Hall and a talk by a celebrity garden designer. This year’s speaker is Jack deLashment, landscape

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designer and former garden editor of Hamptons Magazine. He will speak about his recent publication, Hamptons Gardens, a book that gives an insider’s insight to the array of philosophies and styles represented in the Hamptons, and features the work of designers Russell Page, Edwina von Gal, Oehme van Sweden and Miranda Brooks. There is also an optional luncheon after the talk, which requires a separately purchased ticket. The tour will take place on Saturday, August 26 and is a do-it-yourself tour, where each individual is presented with a map and directions to the five gardens. Participants may choose which gardens to attend and the order in which they attend. The tour lasts until 5 p.m. on Saturday evening. The gardens to be presented each year are selected by a garden committee of 10 people led by Nina Gillman. Each member has gardening expertise and knows the community well, and several have their own private gardens. In preparation, members recommend gardens they know of and some unofficial “peeking” is done by the committee. Then each garden is thoroughly reviewed before an invitation is offered to the owner to participate. Although the event takes place in the Hamptons, its reach extends far beyond Long Island. “We have people coming from New York, Connecticut and New Jersey. The gardens of the Hamptons are some of the most glorious in the world. The climate allows for huge bountiful gardens, which are all private, opened up to the public for one time only,” says Ruth Applehof of Guild Hall. Applehof coordinates the Garden Tour each year, and her favorite thing about the event is the committee. “They have a million great ideas and we’ll go out in the middle of winter in our boots in the snow to look at a garden. I learn a lot from them,” she says. The event benefits Guild Hall, which is a nonprofit organization that includes a cultural center for the arts, museum, theater and education center. Guild Hall is celebrating its 80th anniversary this year and all funding from the Garden Tour will support its programs. As you all know, it is summer in the Hamptons, (continued on page 76)


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Restaurant Review: Plaza Cafe She ordered it “a little less cooked than most people.” I found it almost smoky in its deliciousness. She didn’t much care for it. Teenage Boy finished it off for her. He said it didn’t grab him either, after he’d scarfed down the last bit. I did find the pea puree to be a distraction from both the main dish and the savory goodness of the bacon and black trumpet mushrooms. Teenage Boy ordered one of that night’s specials, Mako Shark. It came in a sizeable portion, which he finished before I could try it. He finished his meal with a Classic Crème Brulee, also sizeable. It was accompanied by strawberry-rhubarb compote. By Stacy Dermont My husband and I took our son and another couple out to dinner at The Plaza Café in Southampton last Saturday night. We were amused by the sizeable all-weather banner hung on the outside of the restaurant, touting its Zagat superiority. The place was full of tourists, but thankfully not crushingly so. In this big, bright box of a restaurant the tables are not crowded too close together. It’s done up in yellows and blues with painted wooden fish and seashell moments. As the fish head in their logo implies, The Plaza Café is all about seafood. Chef Doug Gulija sent out an amuse-bouche of gazpacho with avocado mousse piped on top. This suggested good things to come as the gazpacho was nicely seasoned. The base had a pleasant texture, in contrast to the creaminess of the avocado. I started with the Long Island Lobster-Corn Chowder. Butter-poached lobster and corn shoots are a fine combination. Cream and a good amount of black pepper made it even better. I noted that the corn kernels were just right for this dish—not tiny, not tough. One of our guests and Teenage Boy started with a Tuna & Crab Tian of tuna tartare, crab ceviche, avocado puree and yuzu vinaigrette. The tuna and crab melded nicely, the avocado was a bright, delightful note. Husband started with the Hog Neck Bay Oysters, served with vodka crème fraiche and American caviar. Served on a pretty bed of ice, he found the oysters appropriately “cold and good.” He enjoyed the house Pinot Grigio throughout his meal. We were so involved with our guests that Husband and I inadvertently ordered the same entrée. We like to mix it up, compare and contrast. We both found the Seared Local Sea Scallops with sweet corn polenta overly sweet. The sea bean-shitake ragout was a little triumph of savoriness within the dish. One of our guests ordered the Penne with Sweet Gulf Shrimp with pancetta, chanterelles, corn, basil and ricotta salata. Our other guest had the Local Monkfish Stuffed with Lobster.

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Hodges is deliciously shrewd in the role of Frieda, the archetypal yenta with a Zion-sized chip on her shoulder. What Kate Mueth lacks in sincerity she makes up for in comic prowess, sputtering on the precipice of psychosomatic seizure like a maudlin Chekhovian matriarch on amphetamine. The effect is generally hilarious, if not occasionally awkward. And Mulford’s 18th-century farmhouseturned-playhouse proves to be the perfect place for transplanted Manhattanites to reflect critically on the reasons for their three-month departure to that Peruvian monastery or the purpose behind that red Kabbalah string adorning their Cartier-clad wrists. After a

few glasses of Chardonnay (theatre-goers are encouraged to bring their own), The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife offers audiences a warm reminder: the next time you’re looking for meaning, retire that worn copy of Siddhartha to the bookshelf and go outside and mow the lawn. The Tale of the Allergist’s Wife is now showing at the Mulford Repertory Theatre, 10 James Lane, East Hampton, from August 16 to September 4. Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door, and the show begins at 7:30. To purchase tickets, visit www.theatremania.com.

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assumed that Myron Levine was the person who originally built it and he was also the man who now was seeking to replace it. I did fail to contact Mr. Levine and this was a mistake. Nothing could be further from the truth. The tower was built over 60 years ago as a radio/TV tower at a time that Mr. Levine was only a teenager. Myron Levine had nothing to do with the construction of this tower, or anything whatsoever to do with this tower or the property it sits on until he purchased it from Cablevision in October 2008. In 1991 he built a home next to the tower and he has had to endure living next to it since that time. Mr. Levine is currently in mourning over the loss of his son Joshua who died in a tractor accident on Quail Hill Farm on November 30, 2010. This was one of the most tragic events to occur on the East End in recent memory. Josh was beloved by all who knew him, especially those involved in the local farm community. That this error was printed in our paper has added to the grief Mr. Levine is already suffering. I sincerely regret and I apologize to him for writing that article which mischaracterizes him and his motives in seeking the removal of the old tower and its replacement with a monopole tower I do not know Mr. Levine. He and his family, I have learned, are among the kindest and most charitable people in this community. Mr. Levine serves on the board of Peconic Public Broadcasting and is actively involved on joint projects involving the Peconic Land Trust, Southampton Hospital, The Retreat, the East End Arts Council and the East End Hospice, among others. That he would be someone who would embark on a plan to fix what another man erected all those years ago is just the sort of thing he does. I regret the error and would like to make amends to the community and to his family. In this regard I understand that Mr. Levine and his family are very involved in the organic food and slow food movement. They have set up a foundation (the Joshua Levine Memorial Foundation) to support all the things that Joshua was passionate about, which are too many to mention. We would like to assist them in continuing the legacy of this wonderful young man by making a donation to this foundation. If any readers of this article wish to contact Mr. Levine about making a donation to the foundation, they can contact this office, and we will refer them to Mr. Levine, or you can make a donation directly to the Joshua Levine Memorial Foundation, 679 Brick Kiln Rd., Sag Harbor, NY 11963. Going forward, I make this promise to the public. Before writing any story or article that might reasonably be construed as casting dispersion on an individual or group, the paper will make reasonable inquiries to ascertain the facts so that mistakes of this type do not happen. As you know, sometimes the paper does write things that never happened and fictionalize events. We will continue to do so, so long as it doesn’t hurt anybody and is in the spirit of fun. Sincerely, Dan Rattiner


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Facebook for Dummies and Technophobes By Alexandra Andreassen Facebook.com has radically changed the way that people communicate with each other, especially those of my generation. I am a college student, and I have yet to meet someone my age that does not have a Facebook page. It is how we form new friendships, strengthen existing ones and actively participate in the social life of our world. However, it is not just for college students anymore—with a little understanding of the ins and outs of the website, anyone can use it to stay connected with friends and family both nearby and far away. Most people join Facebook to do just that. When you create an account and log in, you can first join a “network,” which is your school, workplace or area where you live. After setting up your profile, you can “request” other people to be friends with you, either in your network or not. When they accept, you can interact with them in various ways such as writing on their “wall” (profile page), viewing and commenting on their pictures and reading their “status,” about what they are up to. Facebook will notify you when they have interacted with you in any way, and it will even tell you when it is a friend’s birthday so you can wish them well.

You can interact with people through public, private and instant messages. Writing on someone’s “wall” is public and anyone can see it; sending a “message” to someone is private and only they will see it; and instant messaging through the “chat” feature is also private, but can only occur when both parties are logged into the website. You can “message” multiple people at one time, called a “thread,” so a specific group of people can speak with each other and everyone in the group can view the comments. For example, my four roommates and I have a thread to talk about housing for the fall (and also to stay in contact with each other over the summer). There are numerous other benefits to Facebook. You can create “events” which are essentially an online invitation to something. These can be public or private, and they will contain the details of the event as well as a list of who can attend, who may be able to attend and who cannot attend. You are able to invite only the people you wish to invite. This is a great way to get the word out about events without having to go through the hassle, time and expense of sending out invitations in the mail. You can even set it so that friends can

invite their friends to the event—the word will spread, and things like fundraisers and yard sales will get much more publicity than with paper invitations alone. Another great feature of Facebook is the photos. People can upload pictures to their profile for others to see, which is another way of seeing what friends and family are doing, even if they live far away. You can see pictures of the newest baby in the family hours after it was born or you can see fun memories from your friend’s spring break trip to the Caribbean. People can also label who is in a photo, called a “tag,” and then that photo will show up in the profile of the tagged person and notify them of the tag. You can additionally join interest “groups,” or become a fan of a “like page,” which can be related to things such as your favorite movies, books, restaurants, stores, and organizations. Finally, there is a feature called the “News Feed,” which appears on your homepage and presents highlights of information to you about your friends’ activities on Facebook. Your activity appears in your friends’ News Feeds, unless you specifically block it from doing so. Privacy concerns are of course a part of any social networking site, but as long as you are smart when using Facebook, it is very safe. There is a section in your homepage for “Account Settings” and “Privacy Settings,” which control how much information you share with others. You can arrange various settings to your profile, such as only allowing the (continued on page 77)

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THE SHELTERED ISLANDER by Sally Flynn

August and holding... Dear Diary, It’s mid-August. The heat is oppressive and the humidity makes me feel like I’m breathing through a mattress. I’m sweating in places most women don’t even have places. I just want to hang an IV of iced tea going straight into my vein, sit by the air conditioner and wait for school to start. My dear husband has lost his mind. He keeps mowing the lawn over and over. He sits on his little John Deere and mows over to the neighbors sometimes and meets the guy next door, who’s on his mower. They sit under the big maple and chat. Sometimes they race their mowers when the kids aren’t around. But whenever the kids show up now my husband disappears. I don’t know where he goes, but when bored whiney children show up, he vanishes—the Phantom of August I call him. The children are so bored. We’ve done everything: gone to Splish Splash several times, made off-Island voyages to Tanger, checked on the lighthouse at Montauk to see if it’s still there, visited up-Island relatives that we only visit when we have completely run out

of ideas. I used to try to make the kids eat healthy. Now, I’m too hot and tired to care. They’re eating frozen dinners and cake for breakfast. Beer is missing all the time. I don’t know if it’s the 8-year-old, the 11-year-old, or the 6-yearold. Once, I thought I might ask the police to come and give them a Breathalyzer test, but then I realized that they might take them away, so I didn’t call. But there’s rips and stains on the couch that seem to increase whenever they play those insufferable video games. And I think one of them has taken up smoking. I’m re-thinking having the police Breathalyze them. If they found alcohol on them they could take them away, or maybe take me away, in either case, someone else would have to entertain them for the last three weeks of summer. Thank God, I’m starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel. Target and Sears and the other stores are all advertising “back to school” sales now. They bring tears to my eyes. Soon I can take them to the stores and listen with joy to the fights over who’s getting what and who got more than whom. Just to smell crayons and markers again—I can’t wait. Then we’ll clothes shop. I can’t wait to see what horrific overpriced Chinese manufactured clothes we’ll have to choose from this year. I’ll have to bring a red pen to mark down all the clothes in the car so my husband doesn’t see what we spent. I hate doing that. But he gets so upset when his hard-earned money goes for a $32 jewel-studded zombie head on a t-shirt. It’s better this way. Better a lie that heals than a truth that hurts, that’s what Grammie used to say.

I’ll close now dear Diary. I have to rise from my comfortable chair by the air conditioner and rake a path to the kitchen. I can hear the children experimenting with food again; I just heard “tuna” and “jelly” in the same sentence. Yesterday someone made elbow noodles with maple syrup and didn’t clean up. This morning the counter was black with ants. But ants always take a break at some point, so I waited for them to leave, then tackled the mess. I was too tired to even curse. I have lost all parental authority. I just hang onto the thought that legally I just have to keep them alive till Labor Day. After that, I may start to see my hubby around the house again. I’ll have to start nagging him for a new living room set now, but I’ll wait a few days to give him a chance to reorient to his surroundings.

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and there’s a benefit or fundraiser for every night of the week (sometimes several on one night!), but the Garden as Art Tour is truly a unique event. The opportunity and privilege of saeeing these beautiful private gardens will only come around once. “People who love gardens will travel the world for this quality, and they will tell you how fortunate we are to have these individuals open their gardens up to us,” Applehof adds. For more information on the event visit www.guildhall.org or call 631-324-0806, ext. 22. Tickets are available in three price ranges, starting at $85 for members/$100 non-members.

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skateboards, beach supplies, sunglasses, beachwear and more. Mark and Shannon are the buyers for all of their men’s and women’s apparel, respectively, and their wares reflect a beach-chic vibe that is accessible to everyone. Mark describes it as a “gut feeling I have” for selecting his stock, and they only choose highquality items. They also sell eco-friendly pieces, as well as socially conscious brands like TOMS Shoes. Customers can even rent paddleboards, the newest water sport that has become hugely popular, from the stores. Of course, they always have beach toys and other essentials in stock. “We can cover any customer,” said Mark. However, the Flying Point businesses comprise more than just the surf camps and stores. The groups are like family, and treat their customers as such. “It’s a very community-driven, tight-knit group of people,” remarked a surf camp instructor who goes by the nickname Sunshine. They are a fun, supportive community, and as Dyckman put it, “It’s an amazing way to spend the summer.” Surf’s up!

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friends that you accept to view your profile. You can also refrain from sharing details like your address and phone number to keep your privacy. Never accept friend requests from people you do not know, because then they can have access to your profile. Also, never click on links that seem suspicious to prevent viruses and other issues. I love Facebook (maybe a little too much) because it helps me stay in touch with high school friends while I’m at college, and college friends while I’m at home. I like being able to see what they have been up to, and to share in exciting news that they might have. Many of my college friends have studied abroad,

and it is great to be able to take part in their adventures. When I study in Europe next year, I know it will be invaluable for staying connected with my friends and family. I always know what the next big social event is, and it helps my friends and me organize fun things to do, even if it’s just going out to dinner. We can share or re-live funny moments and anecdotes through wall-to-wall posts. I never forget a friend’s birthday, and I never miss out on the latest event. Facebook allows you to strengthen your relationships, even when far away from those you love, and that is reason enough for me to be a member.

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and Spa is on the premises. Felicia treated herself to a Sea Salt Body Polish that “made me glow like a prepubescent teenager!” Wow. She followed that the next day with a deep tissue massage and a Shea Butter Mask for her auburn tresses. She was going to do the curl-relaxing bit, but opted for an updo instead. Dinner al fresco in the “lushly landscaped” courtyard of the Café Boulud, with its “European café society sensibility,” was superb (pooches allowed!). Felicia took a piña colada back to her room, the Poolside Lanai Suite (private patio), and waited for Mr. Wonderful to show up. When he failed to appear, she took Katarina and Augusta for a walk along the moonlit beach. There is much to do while down at BCH. Come Fall: The Policeman’s Ball, the International Red Cross Ball, Norton Museum of Art’s Cocktail Culture gala. And those are just a few of the things happening down there. The Flagler Museum nearby has an exhibit called First Train to Paradise, The Railroad That Went to Sea, all about the train to Key West. Runs October 18, 2011 to January 8, 2012. But I must go to BCH come January for Parker Ladd’s Authors Breakfast Series. Martha Stewart will be there, as will Nelson DeMille (love his books), Erica Jong and more. The biographies of Queen Elizabeth and Frank Sinatra are featured. This happening goes until April. Don’t miss it. I wonder if my potbellied pig Garth Brooks can come? For more information, www.thebraziliancourt. com. Authors Series reservations, SRodriguez@ braziliancourt.com

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Saturday evening, as a glorious North Fork day wound down, I found myself at Roanoke Vineyards for the latest in their series of “Smackdown” events which pit local winemakers and the like against one another in a intense-but-playful blind tasting. This time around, Scott Sandell, Roanoke’s creative director – or as I like to call him, their Evil Genius – created two teams that would battle over the identity of seven wines. The first team, the “Home Team,” was comprised of Christopher Tracy, winemaker at Bridgehampton’s Channing Daughters Winery, Louisa Thomas Hargrave, the founding mother of Long Island wine and Michael Cinque of Amagansett Wine and Spirits. The other, the “International Team,” was made up of Palmer Vineyard’s Spanish winemaker, Miguel Martin,

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Well, here it is mid-August, and it’s time to start thinking about and shopping for back-to-school and late summer/early fall fashions. Let’s do some serious shopping! Accents by J. Tortorella, 296 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays, is having their “Summer Clearance Sale,” August 18-21. Everything in the store will be 15% to 50% off, and, in addition, Accents will be giving up to $1,000 off on acrylic spas. They carry a full line of pool and spa chemicals, maintenance equipment, patio umbrellas and stands, gravity chairs, hammocks and stands, auto cleaners, Polaris and Aquabot parts and goggles, plus pool, backyard and beach games, inflatables and toys! There is still a large selection of floats and beach chairs to choose from…and if you mention you read this sale in my column, “Shop ‘til You Drop,” you will get an extra 5% off on everything except the spas. Alice+Olivia, by Stacey Bendet, 58 Jobs Lane, Southampton, is featuring a preview of “The Kelly,” by Kelly Killoren Bensimon Jewelry Collection, Saturday, August 20, from 4-7 p.m. Kelly

will be there so join them for cupcakes, cocktails and Sno-Cones! Just in time for a jump start for holiday shopping, stop in at Tamara Comolli Fine Jewelry Collection Boutique, 27 Main Street, Southampton, on Sunday and Monday, August 21 and 22, for the debut of her new catalogue, Book VI. Hildreth’s Home Goods, 51 Main Street and 15 West Main Street, Southampton, and 109 Pantigo Road, East Hampton, is featuring their “Hamptons Essentials Sale” on down blend slipcovered chairs, loveseats, sofas, Queen sleepers and sectionals… all ready to be delivered at substantial savings. The holidays are coming, go for it! Call 1-800-inc-1842. www.hildreths.com The Fine Art Auction Gallery, 16 Hill Street, Southampton, is having a “Divorce Auction” featuring private fine art collection, original paintings, master graphics, drawings and estate carpets. The auction starts at 2 p.m. Sunday, August 21 at the gallery, with a preview at 1 p.m. Prominent Properties Sotheby’s is offering the real estate. For information call 1-866-781-8154. At Banana Republic, Bridgehampton Commons, look for an exclusive for card members only, 25% off your entire purchase when you use your Banana Republic, Gap or Old Navy credit card…online and in-store. This deal ends on August 21. While you are there look for the limited edition of their Mad Men Collection. London Jewelers, 2 Main Street, East Hampton, and ARF are gearing up for a memorable event on Friday, August 19, from 6 to 9 p.m. Come out to support The Pet Project, stop in have a cocktail and leave with a best friend….This exclusive evening includes special guest Dr. Rhonda Parker, State

Chair of AVRAL (Alabama Voters For Responsible Animal Legislation). There will be raffle prizes, a silent auction, vendors with pet portraits, books and, most important, an Adoptathon with ARF animals! My good friend Ellen Silverberg, of Pet Portraits will be there to say hi! Get shopping at Kate Solomon of Babo Botanicals and Steven Alan’s event in support of Edible Schoolyard NYC at a private sale with summer inspired treats at the Steven Alan Store, 75 Main Street, East Hampton, Thursday, August 25, from 5 to 8 p.m. Edible Schoolyard NYC builds urban gardens in public schools across New York. Steven Alan and Babo Botanicals products will be sold at 50% off just for this event with 100% of the Babo proceeds going directly to the charity. There will be signed Alice Waters cookbooks, Edible Schoolyard NYC totes and so much more. Get out there to support this great event…. Are you ready for this one? Put this one on your back-to-school shopping calendar because it’s an up-to-70% off “Blow Out Sale” on Roberta Freymann and Roberta Roller Rabbit items, plus warehouse specials, at the Southampton store only, 53d Jobs Lane, starting August 25. A third Roberta location is included in this sale at Ro’s Market, 764 Montauk Highway, Montauk (yes Montauk!). The shop is open seven days a week… for information call 631-259-2566 or visit www. robertafreymann.com and www.robertarollerrabbit. com. Hot Off The Press: The stylish owner of Gold Bar and Surf Lodge, Jayma Cordoso, will host the first ever trunk show with the iconic shop New York Vintage out east at the Jarlath Mellett interior (continued on page 85)

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unfold. She saw her Uncle Tony lead the way, with Kathy Lucas, as they worked non-stop until the night came alive with more than 900 guests. There was Diane Holmes, ever present and devoted; this year’s Chair and supreme fundraiser Jean Shafiroff; as well as the Hospital’s leading lady, Jean Remmell Little. Greg Delia of Stubbs & Wootton always lends a paw and lots of smiles and a sense of humor to make the set-up more fun. Bella even found her way over to Ken Wolfe, sniffing out great food and a friend who opened up his SUV to let out Spenser to play. Dogs and people all come out to volunteer, support their community and grow their friendships. Now, Bella is asking her friends from the hospital and beyond to make a special effort to visit the Southampton Animal Shelter Thrift Shop. From now until the end of Labor Day Weekend, EVERYTHING in the Thrift Shop will be marked down by 50%. There is no better time to come and be the first in line to take advantage of this blow-out sale. Only in the Hamptons are thrift stores like treasure chests filled with designer clothes and vintage jewelry. Then there are the amazing table-top knick-knacks and furniture that seem to make their way into the Thrift Shop as gifts. People who may be redecorating their home, changing a look or simply moving donate their extra furniture to the shelter – a great way to give back and pay it forward, so others and the animals benefit. The shelter makes sure our community has a temporary home for the rescued puppy mill cats and dogs that find their way to the shelter. Often a loved one may have passed away or people can no longer take care of their animals or some are simply abandoned. This is why it is important to remember the shelter is both a public and private partnership. The Town of Southampton generously provides the facility and other additional support while the Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation stepped in to make up the additional deficit. There have been so many wonderful people that have made contributions so the shelter continues to provide its vast array of services. These needs are health care for the animals, training to make adoption easier and maintaining the loving staff to make sure the animals continue to have a home until adopted. It is a daunting task to ensure all the financial requirements are met. During your beach walk, when you are reflecting about the privilege of living in a town as glorious as Southampton, or when you are thinking about the summer memories created by a weekend or by decades of being a resident or summer visitor, Bella asks that you consider making a contribution to the Southampton Animal Shelter. Your gifts help ensure that the town you enjoy not only continues to lead the way in animal rescue and adoption, but also provides services that taxpayers are not burdened with. Call it Bella’s Fund, call it a gift from the heart, but please be as generous as you can to help Bella and the entire shelter team continue on their journey to save animals and unite them with friends who become their shelter for life. Pay it Forward.


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I like using natural materials in a home. Who doesn’t love wood, stone and marble? Sometimes the juxtaposition of a natural or industrial material set against a traditional item can have great design impact. So when I had the opportunity to design a unique table for my client’s new home, and at a reasonable price, I was elated. Their home is a former herring factory from the turn of the century and feels like a loft with high ceilings and a large open floor plan with a series of rooms connected to one another. While this configuration allows for relaxed entertaining and encourages family and friends to gather around a kitchen island or table, it also presents some design challenges because the furniture needs to be large in scale without being overwhelming. Because the combined expansive living and dining room is set against a backdrop with spectacular views, and in a non-traditional space, we decided together that a long yet narrow unconventional dining table was in order. We wanted

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The view from The garden Jeanelle Myers

Having heard of the demise of David Falkowski’s tomatoes due to late blight, I feel compelled to tell readers of Dan’s Papers about this seeming mercurial but devastating fungus. Falkowski is a diligent, knowledgeable and responsible organic farmer and everyone who grows even one tomato plant needs to know about and understand this community disease. It is a community disease because of its growth habit. Like all fungi, it begins on our plants from one spore landing on a plant that causes a lesion. The lesion becomes visible in three to four days and then can produce spores within another one or two days under optimal conditions. This is the scary part… EACH LESION can produce 100,000 to 300,000 spores, which are swept up into the air by wind. They can be blown just next door into the neighbor’s garden, down the road or up into the atmosphere, surviving there for long periods of time during rainy, overcast or humid conditions. When these multitudes of spores land on plants they begin to grow and when they land on soil they can be washed down. If they find a potato they will infect it. This fungus is the same one that killed potatoes that caused the Irish Potato Famine of the 1840s. It affects plants in the solanaceous family including tomatoes, potatoes, tomatillos, eggplants, petunias and some weedy solanaceous species. It is recommended, since the fungus can grow so

quickly, that plants be inspected several times a day especially in the morning. Look for brown lesions with a white-to-grey border. It can also be on the stems. The tips of plants might look dead. There will be a fuzzy growth on the edge of the lesion and/or on the underside of the leaf or of the stem. It will not be a series of small spots or a spot with concentric circles but may look like a bit of wilted dark leaf. It may also appear as a dark brown top on the tomato itself. If in doubt, one can take a sample to the Cornell Cooperative Extension office in Riverhead, but go

there rather than send the sample because, by the time the post office has delivered it and you receive the reply, you may be wiped out and may have contaminated other growers. If you have a large planting of tomatoes and you see a place where a plant or several are infected, you can remove the infected ones and those surrounding them. Do this during the hot part of the day to minimize dispersal conditions. Put the plants into a plastic bag, close it securely and place it in the hot sun for several days before putting it into the trash. The fungus needs living plant material to live, so the hot sun will kill the plants in the bag and therefore the fungus. You will need to rigorously inspect your plants thereafter. If I found a plant in my garden that I suspected of late blight I would remove it immediately and discard it appropriately. This fungus is so potentially devastating that we must all be diligent or we will have no locally produced tomatoes or potatoes in the future! For more information on prevention, control (though I do not recommend using the chemical fungicides suggested because of their contingent effects) and the disease-resistant varieties being developed go to the Internet. For gardening discussion call 631-434-5067.

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stopped me and did an interview for TV – for real! It was very cool. I LOVE THE LIBRARY I go to the Rogers Memorial Library several times a week. At this super place, the people are so nice and helpful. I take chess classes there and they have helped me improve. I get my favorite books – my

POLO FAMILY DAY Mom, Dad and I went to Polo Family Day with my dog Honey Boy. We watched some of the polo action, which is a little hard to see because the field is so large (maybe they could also should show it on TV in the tent?). Then we had some dried fruit from a sponsor – even our dog tried it. We went into the VIP tent, said “Hello” to some friends, then at halftime we went on the field to stomp some divots – a polo tradition. There were some celebrities there including Kelly Rutherford with her baby. Then I had a big surprise – Michael, the host at WVVH

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design shop, 255 Main Street, Amagansett. Jarlath and New York Vintage owner Shannon Hoey will team up to curate a collection that will be available and open to the public for purchase, Saturday, August 20 and Sunday, Sunday, August 21 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. New York Vintage has dressed such well-known style icons as Michelle Obama and Sarah Jessica Parker and carries classic designers such as YSL, Chanel and Valentino, alongside beautiful fully crafted antique furniture and more. Sponsored by Veuve Cliquot, the sale will kick off with a private cocktail party on Friday, August 19, and a portion of all the proceeds from the weekend sale will go to the Red Cross to support their relief efforts in Somalia. If you have been hearing the song by Bonnie Lee Sanders on WLNG called “Under the Montauk Moon,” from her new CD album “Old Montauk,” you will find the new CD package in shops and motels throughout the Hamptons and Montauk as of August 19. Bonnie will be signing her CDs… look for locations and more details in the Montauk Pioneer. Until next week. Ciao and Happy Shopping! If you have any questions or your shop is having a sale, new inventory, a re-opening or you are opening a brand new business, my readers want to hear about it. E-mail me at Shoptil@danspapers.com or NewKids@danspapers.com I will be happy to get the word out!

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3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. Play, songs, games, Circle Fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Reservations at 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday, Thursday and Friday. TOT ART – 10:15-11:15 a.m., ages 2 to 4 with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. Make a craft! Reservations at 631-725-4193. www. goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday. TUESDAY AUGUST 23 PEACEFUL PLANET YOGA – 9-10 a.m., 18 months to 3 years; 10:15-11:15 a.m., 3-6 years. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 Hampton St., SGH. Engaging yoga experience for children. 631-725-4193, www.goatonaboat. org. Every Tuesday. WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24 KIDFEST ARTS AND CRAFTS – 3:304:30 p.m., before KidFEST performance, ages 5 and up. Boots Lamb Education Center, Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Hands-on arts and crafts workshops. www.guildhall.org, 631-3240806. $10, $8/members. Also August 24 and 31. KIDFEST – BUBBLE TIME! – 5 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Performance by the National Marionette Theatre. www.guildhall.org, 631-324-4050. Adults $16/$14 members, Kids $13/$11. THURSDAY AUGUST 25 GOAT ON A BOAT PLAYGROUP – 9-10 a.m., ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. Play, songs, games, Circle Fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Reservations at 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday, Thursday and Friday. KIDSUMMER: TODDLER WORKSHOPS – 9:3010:15 a.m. Ages 2 and 3. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Child must accompanied by adult caregiver. www. parrishart.org, 631-283-2118. $20, $10/members. DREAMTIME – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. 631-725-4193. www. goatonaboat.org. FRIDAY AUGUST 26 GOAT ON A BOAT PLAYGROUP – 9-10 a.m., ages 3 and under with their grown-ups. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 East Union St., SGH. Play, songs, games, Circle Fun, and a Minkie the Monkey puppet show. Reservations at 631-725-4193. www.goatonaboat.org. $20, $15/members. Every Monday, Thursday and Friday. DREAMTIME – 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Goat on a Boat Puppet Theatre, 4 Union Street St., SGH. 631-725-4193, www. goatonaboat.org. KIDSUMMER: ART WORKSHOPS – 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Ages 5 and up. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. 631283-2118, www.parrishart.org. $160, $130/members. SLEEPING BEAUTY – 7 p.m. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. Performance of the classic story by local kids. 631-288-1500, www. whbpac.org. Send Kid’s Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers.com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.

Seeking new mothers to be part of a socially conscious art project commissioned by a nonprofit organization here in the Hamptons. For more information please contact Nicole@redflagmag.org no later than August 23rd.

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Quilt Show at Water Mill Museum

If you’re like this critic, you don’t know a lot about the art and craft of quilts. References are few and far between: the independent film, How to Make An American Quilt, where Winona Ryder experiences a rite of passage by watching her grandmother’s quilting bee; TV episodes of “Little House on the Prairie,” where quilts were indigenous to the setting; personal, vague memories of a grandmother’s bed linens which may or may not have included a quilt. Quilted art, generally, is not abundant here in the Hamptons, although Amy Zerner’s patchwork jackets are extraordinary exceptions. The annual quilt show at the Water Mill Museum is certainly another special example. In fact, the entire ambience evoked by the Museum is noteworthy, a serene setting with a pond and a gristmill that many people are unfamiliar with. The site’s historical background is also remarkable, when in 1644 Southampton established a millstone and dam to reduce grain into meal. Thus, a separate farming community grew up around this watermill where children learned

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traditional skills and crafts. No doubt one skill was quilting, and although no piece at this exhibit goes back to the mid-1600s, some are still relatively old, continuing the legacy of this local art. The subject of quilts evokes other intriguing aspects, like the relationship between arts and crafts. It’s been pretty much established that functional crafts can be art and vise versa; the Water Mill Museum’s current show certainly proves that point. The varied uses of quilts is another fascinating feature that is evident in this exhibit. While quilts can be traced back to ancient Egypt, their most intriguing intention was when Abolitionists sold them to raise money, often putting anti-slavery poems on the quilts. During this period, quilts were also hung to indicate “safe houses” on the

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Underground Railroad route. Works in this show, however, are mostly for bedcovers, but smaller ones can be hung on the wall or used for pillow coverings. We can also imagine their being slung over couches or pianos as they were in Victorian times. Quilts come with diverse designs as well: the “Crazy Quilts” in the display follow no consistent patterns, their shapes distinguished by crisscross stitching. Other quilts are representational, particularly one with separate fans in each square. The images are dainty and spirited as is C. Olinkiewicz’s “Posies in Baskets.” Flowers, in fact, are popular subject matter, like a series of appliquéd pansies. (The Museum’s Joan Wilson pointed out that other popular motifs include traditional images called wedding rings and “The Tree of Life.”) Yet most of the designs are geometric abstractions, like striking works by Ann O’Neil that she does by hand. Other artists like K. Duff also create handmade quilting in lovely abstract designs. Whatever the design style, however, there’s something enduring about the quilts at the Water Mill Museum, an endurance that complements a life long gone but still cherished. The quilts will be on display until September 12 at The Water Mill Museum, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-4625. CRITIC’S CHOICE: Another sample of art as craft, the furniture of Max Eicke at Christy’s, 3 Madison Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7000. And, “Faces, Places and Dreams” with Beryl Bernay at Sag Harbor’s Delaney Cook Gallery, 17 Madison Street. Opening Aug. 20, 5-7 p.m..

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HONORING THE ARTIST by Marion W. Weiss

WALTER BERNARD

Cover artist Walter Bernard is a busy man. He is not only a hard-working, successful graphic artist during the week in New York (spending every Wednesday night at a painting class), but also a devoted grandfather and baseball player during the weekends in Bridgehampton. Bernard is also a contented man, despite our conversation about the dismal state of the economy and lack of congressional compromise. It’s hard not to come away feeling better about things after talking with Bernard. Q: You have been doing the cover for the annual Artists and Writers Softball Game for years. What’s different about this cover? A: It’s a tribute to East Hampton where the games are played. I’ve never included the area except in words. Q: I like the way you combined the windmill and the bats, meaning the game is very much a part of the town, forming a kind of symbiotic relationship. Of all the covers you have done, which is your favorite? A: My first cover of my baseball glove, the one I was using at the time. Q: Your glove; that creates a symbiotic relationship, too, with your body. I know that sounds a bit dramatic. How long have you been playing in the

Artists and Writers Game? A: Since 1994. Now I play only the first three innings, second base. When I first started in the game, I played more innings, maybe because I contributed to the artwork. Q: Why do you do it, besides the fact that you are devoted to the game and play every Saturday morning when you are in the Hamptons? A: It’s fun to play and participate for charity. We have no expenses; practically all of the money goes to three charities. Last year we raised $70, 000. This year we can meet it or beat it. The whole community participates; merchants put posters in their windows. Newspapers give us free ads. And celebrities play, like Alec Baldwin, who has played for quite a few years. He actually is there for the whole game and signs autographs. Q: There’s such a variety of activities in the Hamptons. A: It’s wonderful here. I have a wonderful wife and daughter and five-year-old twins. Q: Yes, but do you ever worry about things? A: I worry about the state of our country and the state of the state. I worry about values, how dysfunctional we are. Remember when there was compromise in the Congress? Lyndon Johnson and Sam Rayburn were great compromisers. Q: Yes, I remember that. And you’re right. Where are men today like that? What are some other good things you remember about the past, personal things? For example, what’s your favorite memory? A: The first day of art school in New York. I was from New Jersey; I didn’t know what it was to be an artist. Entering that world was thrilling. I came from a Jesuit school where they didn’t have art. On my first day at art school I was very surprised when a woman, who I thought was the teacher, took off her clothes to model. Q: No wonder this was your favorite memory. When did you meet Milton Glaser, the man you work with?

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A: At the School for Visual Arts. He was my teacher. Q: What have you learned through the years that you would pass on if you had students? A: Doing artwork is like playing music. Work hard and practice. You do that, and you do progress. I’ve learned I can make progress. It gives me great pleasure to realize that. Q: What else gives you pleasure in art? A: Artists have to look at art; the more you look, the more discriminate you are. I’m not well schooled in art history, but I am heavily influenced by the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I can look at an exhibit for 15 minutes or the whole day. I don’t want to leave. The Artists and Writers Softball Game will be held this Saturday, August 20, beginning at 2 p.m. at Herrick Park, East Hampton.

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“ When he hits the mark, especially in his abstractions, Pinajian can be ranked among the best artists of his era.� - Professor William Innes Homer

Public Viewing Schedule: Fridays - 4 - 9 pm Saturdays - 9 - 12 am, 1 - 9 pm Sundays - 9 - 12 am

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Two Art Openings in Bellport have been on exhibit at the By Elise D’Haene Xiang Sha Wan Art Palace in It will be well worth it to take Inner Mongolia, China. From the drive west to the charming Yosemite to Mongolia—that’s village of Bellport on Saturday, wonderful. August 20, for two exhibit At the Gallery 125, also on openings and receptions. Plus, Country Road, an exhibit of Bellport is a lovely place to paintings by Arthur Pinajian, spend an afternoon and evening “The Bellport Years,” will of shopping and dining, so this be shown. The reception is is a win-win all around. Saturday, August 20, from 5:30 At Pamela Lerner Antiques to 6:30 p.m. from 6 to 8 p.m., the renowned There’s a terrific story behind photographer of the American this show, which makes seeing West Bob Kolbrener will the work all that more enticing. make his first Long Island The artist painted in obscurity appearance. A protégé of Ansel until his death in 1999 at the Adams who was asked by age of 85. He shared a oneAdams to teach at his Yosemite story cottage with his sister, workshops, Kolbrener has who supported him, in Bellport. worked alongside photography Pinajian’s cache of paintings, greats such as Yousuf Karsh, Photography by Bob Kolbrener in the thousands, was found Imogen Cunningham and Wynn abandoned and stacked in the garage and attic of Bullock. His work, like that of Adams, captures the his sister’s property, along with journals, letters and “inherent qualities of space and scale of the ever- sketchbooks that chronicled 50 years of his creative life. The discovery was featured in a front-page arts changing landscape,” especially in Yosemite. “Bob Kolbrener: From the Mountains to the Sea” story in The New York Times in 2007. Since then, will feature 25 of the photographer’s best-known his work has been exhaustively researched by art images dating from 1968-2001. The beauty of this historians and a book was published called Pinajian: kind of exhibit is to see the evolution of the artist’s Master of Abstraction Discovered, published last eye over time. Kolbrener has continued Adams’ year. There is one chapter in the book on the tradition of “straight” photography. “I print up to striking similarities between Pinajian and Kurt 40 by 50 inches the ‘old fashioned way’ using fiber Vonnegut’s protagonist in his novel Bluebeard: The -based paper, tray processing and selenium toner. My Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916–1988). goal is to produce prints which truly celebrate those (To read excerpts about this theory go to www. most exciting photographic moments,” Kolbrener PinajianArt.com.) “What is so remarkable about Pinajian is his said. After his Long Island appearance, he will be heading to China where he is being honored at an wholehearted dedication to the process of painting. international photography exhibit. His landscapes He pursued his goals in isolation with the single-

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minded focus of a Gauguin or Cezanne, refusing to give up in the face of public indifference. In his later years he could be compared to a researcher in a laboratory pursuing knowledge for its own sake,” wrote William Innes Homer, a professor emeritus at the University of Delaware and one of the contributors to the book. Peter Hastings Falk, another contributor, will fill in more of the fascinating details about this discovery and on Pinajian’s significance on August 25 at 6 p.m.. Pamela Lerner Antiques, 145 South Country Road, Bellport. 631-776-2183. Exhibit can be seen through September 10, Wednesday through Sunday, 11 a.m.5:30 p.m., Monday and Tuesday by appointment. Gallery 125, 125 Country Road, Bellport. 631-8802693. Exhibit can be seen through September 11. Hours are Friday, 4-9 p.m., Saturday 9 a.m.-9p.m. (closed for an hour at noon), and Sundays, 9 a.m. to noon.

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North Fork Community Theatre is not the only skill needed, there was a dance part of the try-out to prove these artists could really move and shake. With such requirements this should make for an exciting and enjoyable event keeping up with the community theatre’s irrefutable reputation. Tickets are available online as well as over the phone For 48 years the North Fork Community Theatre has performed in their “home sweet home” a building owned by the Mattituck Presbyterian Church. The participants put their hearts and souls into the shows put on in this venue. Although it is not owned by the theatre directly, it is still the place they call home. Starting in 2008 NFCT launched a campaign titled “Building on Tradition.” The mission of the campaign is to raise enough money to buy the beloved building. The goal that has been set is $750,000. Mike said that the money will aid in purchasing as well as fixing up and rebuilding the place. So through donations from volunteers, benefactors, and patrons they are roughly half way there, bringing the North Fork Community Theatre that much closer to having a place that is truly their own. Pipp added that it is going well and they are optimistic that they will be able to reach their goal by August 2012. Donations can be made at NFCT.com. Oh and did I mention all donations are tax deductible! ­ Mattituck. 631North Fork Community Theater – 298-4500.www.NFCT.com.

with an added factor being that many of the kids are looking to pursue theatre as a career. This younger group of actors and actresses perform hit shows such as Cinderella and Kiss Me Kate. Their most recent endeavor wa the performance of Footloose. Getting a part in this show is quite a feat based on the audition requirements. Vocal range is demonstrated by showing off 32 bars of a Broadway-style song. This

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Catch Kelli O’Hara’s Act at WHBPAC By Judy Spencer-Klinghoffer On August 20, Kelli O’Hara, “Broadway’s golden girl” in the words of New York Times critic Stephen Holden, will take the stage at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center. O’Hara starred in the recent Tony Award-winning production of South Pacific, putting her own stamp on the role of Nellie Forbush in a performance hailed by Ben Brantley, also of The Times, as “subtly shaded.” Her “lovely soprano is never merely lovely,” Brantley went on, praising O’Hara’s ability to bring a powerful emotional punch to a sweet, soaring soprano. For O’Hara, South Pacific was part of a Broadway trifecta of hit shows and Tony and Drama Desk noms. The Tulsa, Oklahoma native made her Broadway debut in Jekyll and Hyde and continued to attract notice in Follies, Sweet Smell of Success

and Dracula. A starring role in The Light in the Piazza brought her a “Best Featured Actress in a Musical” Tony nod, followed a year later by similar honors for her role in The Pajama Game, a performance that impressed Brantley again. He wrote that “she rockets past the promising ingénue status she attained with The Light in the Piazza, and becomes a full-fledged musical star.” In Pajama Game, she co-starred with Harry Connick, Jr. and in The Light In the Piazza her romantic leading man was Matthew Morrisson of “Glee.” O’Hara comes to the WHBPAC fresh from concert dates with the Boston Pops singing Cole Porter, but she is equally adept at performing in more intimate venues and other media. In addition to her Broadway credits, she has appeared on television and in numerous films, including Sex and the City 2. She has sung at Carnegie Hall with Barbara Cook, at the Kennedy Center with Marvin Hamlisch and the National Symphony Orchestra, and she had a sold-out run at the legendary Café Carlyle. This talented performer attended Oklahoma City University, where she studied with Florence Birdwell, who, four years earlier, worked with a then-Broadway hopeful—Kristen Chenoweth. After graduating with a degree in music performance/ opera, O’Hara won the State Metropolitan Opera Competition, packed her bags and headed to New York. True to her Oklahoma roots and her training in classical music, O’Hara’s repertoire ranges from country music to dizzying coloratura, and includes just about everything in between. With a recent foray into songwriting and a new album, Always, on Billboard’s Jazz Chart and Heat-seeker Chart, O’Hara will be bringing her best to the Westhampton Beach PAC this weekend.

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ART OPENINGS & GALLERIES

AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; EP-Eastport; GP-Greenport; HB-Hampton Bays; JP-Jamesport; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; NO-Noyac; NY-New York; OP-Orient; PC-Peconic; Q-Quogue; RB-Remsenberg; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SHD-Southold; SI-Shelter Island; SPG-Springs; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHBWesthampton Beach; WS-Wainscott UPCOMING BOX ART AUCTION – 9/10, 4:30 p.m. Well-known area artists each created a unique work of art in a small box that will be auctioned off to benefit East End Hospice, which provides care for terminally ill patients, their families and loved ones living on the North and South Forks. Ross School Center for Well Being, 20 Goodfriend Dr., EH. 631-288-7080, www.eeh.org. $60. Free preview reception, 8/31, 5-7 p.m. at Hoie Hall, St. Luke’s Church, 18 James Ln., EH. The boxes can be viewed 8/31-9/1 from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. at Hoie Hall. OPENINGS AND EVENTS NORTH FORK ARTISTS’ DEADLINE 8/19 – For the 2nd annual North Fork Chamber of Commerce Art Show, 9/10, Mitchell Park, GP. Spaces in the Main Tent are available to artists & galleries on a first-come-first-served basis for paid applications received. For artist prospectus and info, 631-734-8545. Art Show 2011 is sponsored in part by Suffolk County National Bank and NSA Insurance & Financial Services. Free. STEAMPUNK ART – 8/20, 5-8 p.m. (during Greenport Gallery Walk). Works by Southampton artist and curator Art Donovan, author of The Art of Steampunk, Gallery 429, 429 Main St., GP. Victorian-era, labor-intensive steampunk pieces feature exposed gears, wires and other mechanisms. Old meets new! 631-477-3070. TRAVEL ART OPENING – 8/20, 5 p.m., “People, Places, and Dreams,” reception featuring music from many cultures. The Delaney Cooke Gallery, 17 Madison St., SCH. Through 8/23. BELLPORT OPENING – 8/20, 5:30-7:30 p.m. “Arthur Pinajian: The Bellport Years, ” Gallery 125, 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport. On view Fridays, 4-9 p.m., Saturdays 9-noon & 1-9 p.m., Sundays, 9-noon, or by appointment. See story on page 89.

PARRISH OPENING – 8/20, 6-8 p.m. “Artists Choose Artists,” the Parrish Art Museum’s second juried exhibition, on view through 10/9. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Ln., SH. Seven distinguished East End artists served as jurors, each making two selections from 200 online submissions and subsequent studio visits. Includes painting, sculpture, photography and video. 6 p.m.: 40-minute film from footage collected at 14 artists’ studios. Wine, hors d’oeuvres and live music will follow. Reservations required. (The film will be screened again on 8/27, 2 p.m.) Works on view by Alice Aycock with Kryn Olson and Mike Solomon; Ross Bleckner with Renate Aller and Mary Ellen Bartley; Dan Rizzie with Ross Watts and Tad Wiley; Matthew Satz with Terry Elkins and Liliya Lifanova; Gary Simmons with Perry Burns and Melinda Hackett; Agathe Snow with Alice Hope and Nella Khanis; Frank Wimberley with Fulvio Massi and Julie Small-Gamby. ARTIST’S RECEPTION – 8/20, 6-8 p.m. “Bob Kolbrener: From the Mountains to the Sea,” An Exhibition of Select Photographs from a Master of the American West. Pamela Lerner Antiques, 145 So. Country Rd., Bellport, on View Saturday, August 20 through Saturday, September 10. Open Wednesday through Sunday, 11a.m. – 5:30 p.m. Monday & Tuesday, by appointment. RSVP Only 631-7762183. See story on page 89. GREENPORT GALLERY WALK – 8/20, 6-9 p.m. Stroll and buy at “The North Fork Destination for the Visual Arts,” www.greenportgallerywalk.com. GO FISH BENEFIT – 8/20, 6-9 p.m. Reception and exhibit/sale, Galerie BelAge, 8 Moniebogue Ln., WHB. Features live music, TV Chef George Hirsch and a tasting from Chef Starr Boggs; smoked fish by Brewsters Seafood Market; a regional tasting by The LI Wine Council, beer from Southampton Publick House and vodka from LiV Potato Vodka. Proceeds from sale of artwork to benefit Peconic Baykeepers. Attendees receive an autographed copy of the Go Fish Benefit Cookbook. 631-288-5082. OUTSIDER ART SHOW – 8/20 6-9 p.m. (open late for Greenport Gallery Walk). 2nd Annual “UnHamptons, North Fork edition. Outsider Art Show,” Greenport Harbor Brewing Co. 234 Carpenter St., GP. Sat. Tastings-Gallery open noon-6 p.m. daily. Exhibit runs thru 8/28. 631-4776681 DAN’S PAPERS COVER ARTIST SHOW & COCKTAIL PARTY – 8/20, 6-9 p.m. Seasons of Southampton, 15 Prospect St., SH. $80, benefits Ellen Hermanson Breast Center. 631-725-6216. www. danshamptons.com. GALLERY TALK – 8/25, 6:30 p.m. “Arthur Pinajian: The Bellport Years, ” Gallery 125 - 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport Village. Special guest, art historian Peter Hastings Falk, the editor of Who Was Who in American Art, will discuss the discovery and significance of Pinajian’s work. 631-880-2693. See story on page 89. GALLERIES ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – “Works on Paper,” by Paton Miller, Rolph Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 28E Jobs Ln. SH. 631-204-0383, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART STUDIO –

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SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) Midnight in Paris (PG-13) – Fri.-Sat., 7:00 Sun., 5:00, Mon., 3:00 Tues.-Wed., 7:00 Thurs., 5:00 Buck – Fri., 3:00 Sat., 5:00 Sun., 7:00 Tues., 3:00 Wed., 5:00 Thurs., 7:00 Tree of Life (PG-13) – Fri., Sun., Mon., Tues., Thurs., 9:00 Sholem Aleichem – Fri., 5:00 Sat.-Sun., 3:00 Mon., 7:00 Tues., 5:00 Wed.-Thurs., 3:00 Beginners (R) – Sat., Wed., 9:00 Mon., 5:00 SOUTHAMPTON 4 (631-287-2774) The Change-Up (R) – Fri.-Sun., 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs., 4:00. 7:00, 9:50 Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) – Fri.Sun., 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Mon.Thurs., 4:30, 7:30, 10:10 Conan the Barbarian 3D (R) – Fri.-Thurs., 7:15,

10:00 Conan the Barbarian (R) – Fri.-Sun., 1:15, 4:15 Mon.Thurs., 4:15 30 Minutes or Less (R) – Fri.-Sun., 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:20 Mon.-Thurs., 4:45, 7:45, 10:20 MATTITUCK CINEMAS (631-298-SHOW) Final Destination 5 3D (R) 30 Minutes or Less (R) Spy Kids (PG) One Day (PG-13) Conan the Barbarian (R) The Help (PG-13) THE MONTAUK MOVIE (631-668-2393) Rise of the Planet of the Apes (PG-13) – Fri.-Thurs., 7:00, 9:05 UA HAMPTON BAYS 5 (+) (728-8251) UA EAST HAMPTON CINEMA 6 (+) (631-324-0448) The sign (+) when following the name of a theater indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theater before arriving to make sure they are available.

“Works on Paper,” by Salvador Dali, Paton Miller, Rolf Scarlett, Nahum Tschacbasov. 197 Madison St., SGH. 631725-0170, arthurtkalaher@gmail.com. ASHAWAGH HALL – “The 44th Annual Artists of the Springs Invitational Exhibition,” 780 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-5671. On view through 8/21. Open Sunday-Friday 1 - 5 p.m., Saturday 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. www. ashawagh-hall.org. BOCK ART LIMITED GALLERY – “Works by Charles Bock,” 16 Hill St., SH. 631-287-1078, www.bockartlimited. com. CHRYSALIS GALLERY –“Insightful Inspirations,” group show featuring: Joe Bucci, Deborah Bigeleisen, Duoling Huang and George Xiong. Through 9/1. Open every day. 2 Main St., SH. 631-287-1883, www.chrysalisgallery. com. CHUCK SEAMAN FISH PRINTING – 27B Gardner’s Lane, HB. 631-338-7977. DELANEY COOK – “Barbie and the Secret of the Universe,” by Renee Hiltunnen Dahl, Delaney Cooke Gallery, Haven’s Art House, 17 Madison St., SGH. 917405-4846, www.delaneycookegallery.com. DESHUK-RIVERS – 141 Maple Ln., BH. 631-2374511, www.deshukriversgallery.com. EAST END ARTS COUNCIL GALLERY – 133 East Main St., RVHD. 631-727-0900, www.eastendarts.org. GALLERY 125 – 125 S. Country Rd., Bellport Village. Open Fridays, 4-9 p.m., Saturdays/Sundays, 9-noon. Private viewing by appointment. 631-880-2693 GUILD HALL – “Richard Prince: Covering Pollock.” Through 10/17. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m. 631-324-4050, www. guildhall.org. JILL LYNN & CO – 81 Jobs Ln., SH. Works by Joelle Nicole. www.jilllynnandco.com. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – Portrait photography. 2400 Montauk Hwy., BH. 631-613-6000, www.theportraitspecialist.com. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – “Willem de Kooning: 35 works from 1936-1978,” 2426 Main St., BH. 631-537-7245, www.borghi.org. MARK HUMPHREY GALLERY – “The Renaissasnce NYC,” group show. 95 Main St., SH. 631-283-3113, www. markhumphreygallery.com. PAILLETTS – 78 Main St., SGH. 631-899-4070. PARASKEVAS – Works by Michael Paraskevas. By appt. 83 Main St., WHB. 631-287-1665. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – 830 Springs Fireplace Rd., EH. 631-324-4929, www.pkhouse.org. ROMANY KRAMORIS –“Two Engels: Father and Son: The Recent Works of Franklin and Christopher Engel,” through 9/1. 41 Main St., SGH. 631-725- 2499, www. kramorisgallery.com. SAG HARBOR WHALING MUSEUM – “The Life and Art of C. Hjalmar ‘Cappy’ Amundsen,” Sag Harbor Whaling Museum through 10/1. Open 10 a.m.-5.p.m. M o n d a y - S a t u r d a y ; 1-5 p.m. Sundays. 200 Main Street, SH. 631-725-0770, www. sagharborwhalingmuseum.com. SIRENS’ SONG – Works by Bob Markell. 516 Main St., GP. 631-477-1021, www.sirenssongallery.com. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, SH. “Famous Faces,” celebrity portraits by Zita Davisson. “Phenomenal Places,” Gary Lawrance’s architectural models. Through 9/3. Open Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 631-283-2494, www. southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. $4 adults, free for members and children 17 and under. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – “About the Sea,” featuring Tiffany Sedaris, Megan Barron, Joel Janowitz, Annie Wildey and others. Through 8/22. Open ThursdayMonday, noon-5 p.m. 18 South Street, GP. 631-477-0021. THOMAS ARTHUR GALLERIES – 54 Montauk Hwy, AMG. 18th and 20th-century oil paintings and prints. New shows monthly. 631-324-9070, www.antiquesvalue.net. TRAPANI FINE ART – 447 Plandome Road, Manhasset. Original representational oil paintings by nationally acclaimed artists. Full-service custom framing and limited edition prints. Open Tuesday through Saturday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. 516-365-6014, www. TrapaniFineArt.com VERED –“Frank Stella: Monumental Sculptures,” 68 Park Pl., EH. Open 11 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. 631-324-3303, www.veredart.com. WATER MILL ATELIERS – 903 Montauk Hwy, WM. Lon Hamaekers: Photography, art and 20th-century antiques. 917-838-4548, www.lonhamaekers.1stdibs.com. WATER MILL MUSEUM SHOW – “25th Annual Quilt Show and Sale,” features hundreds of handcrafted quilts for sale. Thursday-Monday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday, 1-5 p.m. Closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Admission $5, free for children 12 and under. 631-726-4625. See story on page 87.


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& 3 Kirby cucumbers, peeled and diced 1/4 red onion, diced, about 1/2 full cup 1 tablespoon chopped dill 3 tablespoon extravirgin olive oil 2 tablespoon white balsamic vinegar or white wine vinegar 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 cup mint leaves, shredded 2 tablespoons golden raisins

SIMPLE ART OF COOKING by Silvia Lehrer

It all started with Penny Simon’s deliciously piquant Kirby cucumber salad. Penny, a busy Manhattan consultant, loves to cook in summer in her Water Mill home. She prepared the do-ahead Kirby salad below for lunch one day when her dad was visiting. In a recent interview about my book, Savoring the Hamptons: Discovering the Food and Wine of Long Island’s East End (Running Press, 2011), Joan Hamburg, the queen of Talk Radio on WOR 710 AM, echoed those thoughts in her “Summer Friday Spotlight in the Hamptons” morning show. “Summer is the best time to cook at home in the Hamptons. With the abundance of fresh ingredients in their prime – the cooking is so easy,” suggested Joan. And so are the recipes in this week’s column. Be sure to use Kirby cucumbers for the salad. They are in season and preferable to commercial waxy cucumbers. The panko-coated chicken fingers can be prepared ahead and they make great picnic

fare, as do the baked peaches with honey lemon glaze. We’re into local peach season and they are as juicy and sweet as one would expect a peach to be. The honey from our beekeeper, Mary Woltz of Bee’s Needs, reflects what the farmers are growing. This summer’s honey, available at farmers markets and some farmstands, is one of the most delectable I’ve tasted. Yes, it’s all about summer and the cooking is easy. KIRBY CUCUMBER SALAD WITH RED ONION AND MINT Kirbys are currently farm fresh and preferable to commercial waxy cucumbers. Serves 4 to 6

1. Prep cucumbers, red onion and dill and place in a bowl. Season with olive oil, vinegar and lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste and stir to mix. Add shredded mint leaves and raisins and toss to mix gently. Salad may be prepared up to a day ahead. Refrigerate in a suitable container. Serve chilled. PANKO-COATED CHICKEN FINGERS To bake or to fry – either way this is perfect picnic fare! Serves 6 3 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts, about 3 to 4 large halves (continued on next page)

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SIDE DISH by Aji Jones

The Backyard Restaurant in Montauk presents brunch every Sunday. For $18, diners may order from Chef Larry Kolar’s brunch menu which includes steak and eggs; a Backyard Burger with portabello mushroom, roasted red peppers, Fontina cheese and special sauce; and a lobster roll. A family-style Brazilian brunch is also offered for $30 per person, including one caipirinha. Options include beef empanadas, sliced “Rodizio” steak and fejoada with black beans, smoked pork and linguica. Live music is provided by Ludmilla Brazil from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. 631-668-2105. Fresno Restaurant in East Hampton also hosts a weekly Brazilian event: Brazilian Thursdays. Guests are invited to enjoy specialty caipirinhas and live bossa nova by Ludmilla Brazil from 7 to 10 p.m. Chef Gretchen Menser’s menu includes: linguini, local little neck clams, Berkshire pork chorizo, white wine, garlic and oregano ($26); slow-braised beef short ribs, creamy polenta and local apple gremolata ($29); and roasted natural chicken breast, sautéed haricot verts, horseradish potato puree and lemon tarragon sauce ($25). 631-324-8700. D’Jango’s Organics in East Hampton, a greenconscious one-stop all-natural shop for healthy living needs, serves fresh smoothies and juices. Specialty offerings include “Greens for Life” (raw field greens with fruit); “The Seymour” (berry

protein with fruit juice, mixed berries and ginger); and “Mom’s” (chocolate protein powder with banana and unsweetened almond milk). Smoothies start at $6.99 and juices at $8.99. 631-604-1770. Serafina in East Hampton offers a kids menu for those under age 10. Priced at $10, entrees for young diners include mini penne with organic chicken breast, mini tennis racquet pasta, or pizza margherita. Sides of French fries, steamed vegetables or mashed potatoes are available for $4.50. 631-267-3500. Indian Wells Tavern in Amagansett presents weekly specials. On Tuesday nights, a three-course steak dinner is available for $28 per person, while Wednesday nights feature fajitas for $18. A weekend brunch is also served from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. Brunch selections include Eggs Benedict ($9); Irish smoked salmon with capers, red onion and cream cheese on a bagel ($10); and egg sandwiches ($7). 631-267-0400. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge in Water Mill offers its $29.95 three-course prix fixe all night Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday, and until 6 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Offerings include “Not Ya Mama’s Meatballs” and “Chicken-nWaffles.” 631-726-2606. North Fork Oyster Company in Greenport offers lunch every day from 12 to 3 p.m. The menu features a Maryland crab cake salad ($16); seared local sea scallops ($18); and pistachio-crusted chicken breast ($17). A new children’s menu includes ravioli, chicken fingers or pasta dishes for $8 each, and simple grilled or fried fish with house frites for $12. 631-477-6840. Dockers Waterside Restaurant in East Quogue offers an after-beach Happy Hour on Sundays from 3 to 7 p.m. featuring $5 margaritas and $5 mojitos. In addition, a $27.95 two-course lobster bake special is available and includes a house salad, 1-1/4 pound lobster, mussels, clams, steamers, shrimp, corn on the cob and potato. Live entertainment starts at 6 p.m. 631-653-0653.

Sign-up has begun for the Sixth Annual Long Island Restaurant Week slated for Sunday, November 6 through Sunday, November 13. The idea is simple: for eight days, Sunday to Sunday, all participating restaurants offer a three-course prix fixe for $24.95 all night, except Saturday when it will be offered only until 7 p.m. Each restaurant offers its own unique menu. For participants and details, visit www.longislandrestaurantweek.com, 631-329-0050.

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Restaurant Review: The Inn Spot on the Bay the club sandwich with poached chicken, lettuce, tomato, bacon and mayo on white toast. Finally, we ordered the Lobster B.L.T. with lettuce, tomato, bacon and an avocado aioli on country white bread. Once Colleen heard about the pancakes, she was all aboard. The pancakes were light and fluffy, with bananas baked right in. However, what really made this dish was the homemade caramel sauce, made from the juices and pan drippings of the sautéed banana, along with other ingredients to sweeten it. The club sandwich had an equal amount of hardy chicken and fresh vegetables with a great taste of the bacon, all served with pita chips, which I realized were perfect for dipping in the pancakes’ caramel sauce! Nick’s Lobster B.L.T. was loaded with lobster, and the avocado aioli gave the sandwich a delicious twist. It was creamy and added additional flavor to the already jam-packed flavor of the lobster sandwich. After this delicious meal filled with flavor and stuffed from the variety, we asked for a surprise as dessert. Connor must have known chocolate is my fave because she definitely delivered with this dessert. Out came the chocolate Gateau Coulant. This almost flourless chocolate cake was served with homemade ice cream and a fruit coulis. If it sounds like a perfect ending to a delicious meal, it absolutely was. The Inn Spot on the Bay does catering and holds many weddings on-site; the picturesque bay is the perfect “in spot” for any lucky bride and groom. The Inn Spot on the Bay, 32 Lighthouse Rd., Hampton Bays, 631-728-1200, www.theinnspot. com.

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Yummy Frozen Concoctions Part Two By Allyson Zacharoff For all you healthy eaters out there, choosing foods that are kind to your body can be particularly hard when you’re eating out with friends. Luckily, some of the local dessert vendors have made an effort to make these uncomfortable situations a lot easier! In a continuation of my review of some local ice cream shops last week in “Healthy Frozen Treats on the East End: Part 1,” I present another look at two East End dessert spots –including my personal favorite in Water Mill. One hot spot to pick up some cold treats is Main Street Sweets/Ben & Jerry’s in Westhampton Beach. After growing up with a Bubby and two Great Aunts who didn’t think that the day was done until everyone had eaten some ice cream, I can appreciate the value of Ben & Jerry’s. Though I am admittedly not the biggest fan of traditional ice cream, I’m more likely to take a taste if it’s just a little bit healthier than the full-fat stuff. Main Street Sweets offers a few options that I would consider, including low-fat frozen yogurt and no-fat sorbet. But what really catches my eye is their Chocolate Fudge Brownie low-fat yogurt – the one flavor exception to my I-don’t-like-ice-cream rule. I really want to give this one a taste! Along with their low-fat Half Baked yogurt flavor, this extremely popular choice basically funds the whole Westhampton Beach operation. Plus the store offers their nutritional information both in the store and online, which is great for those of us watching what we eat. Score, Main Street Sweets! Now, it’s a hard thing to create a product that imitates something that has been popular for decades and improve it. But that is just what The Soft Serve Fruit Co. in Water Mill did: they have introduced an incredible new variety of frozen treat

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almonds, coconut, honey and a whole lot more! Their different varieties of pre-set sundaes are truly a work of art. I am far from a banana fan, but when Water Mill store manager Alexandra Lair handed me a Crunchy Salty sundae, I couldn’t stop myself from devouring it immediately (alone, in my car, ashamed at how fast I managed to gulp it down). In this one, their Banana soft serve is topped with fresh banana slices, broken pretzel pieces, chocolate chips and peanut butter sauce. You need to go out and buy this, now, it’s one of the most popular things on the menu. They also offer smoothies (with protein powder, a vitamin boost or flax and fiber mixed in if you want) and pretzel cones! Whether you choose one of their sundaes or design your own, you won’t be disappointed by the best food craze to hit the Hamptons in my lifetime. It might seem strange to head to Water Mill for dessert, but it’s worth it. Pull off of Montauk Highway to the Hampton Coffee Company location (The Soft Serve Fruit Co. has opened their store in the same building). The coffee shop closes earlier than the frozen soft serve does, so don’t be fooled if it looks closed, just head to the separate entrance to the left. The next time you are out with your friends and family looking for a sweet treat (either here or in Manhattan), remember to give this delicious place a try! Main Street Sweets/Ben & Jerry’s, 121 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5753, ww.benjerry. com. The Soft Serve Fruit Co., 869 Montauk Highway (same building as Hampton Coffee Company), Water Mill. 631-726-6166, www.softservefruitco.com.

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as he transforms the Bistro 72 Lounge into a Piano Bar. Davison is an accomplished pianist and vocalist who has played for Lady Margaret Thatcher, Rudolph Guiliani and Robert Kennedy Jr. to name just a few. He studied arranging and composition at Boston’s Berklee College of Music and has held court for years as pianoman extraordinaire at restaurants like The Three Village Inn and The Country House. There isn’t a song he doesn’t know or an amateur singer he can’t make sound like a pro. He also writes all of the arrangements for The Trevor Davison Orchestra. Bistro 72 At Hotel Indigo East End 1830 West Main Street, Route 25 RVHD. 631-369-2200, www.indigoeastend.com/live-entertainment. LIVE MUSIC AT MUSE RESTAURANT AND AQUATIC LOUNGE – 7-10 p.m. MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill Shopping Center, Suite 5A, WM. MUSE Restaurant and Aquatic Lounge offers live entertainment. Guests drink and dine to the music of Steve Fredericks, guitarist and vocalist. 631-726-2606, www.musehampton.com. REGGAE THURSDAYS AT THE BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST – 8 p.m. The Backyard Restaurant, 90 Second House Rd., MTK. 631-668-2105, www.soleeast.com/restaurant. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 8 p.m. Gary Clark Jr. $25/$40. 10 p.m. The Young Presidents, $10. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, www. stephentalkhouse.com. FRIDAY AUGUST 26 A TASTE OF THE EAST END AT HOTEL INDIGO – 4-7 p.m. Bistro 72 at Hotel Indigo East End, 1830 West Main St., Route 25, RVHD. Start your weekend each Friday with the musical stylings of our resident DJ and Bistro 72’s East End drink specials: $4 Drafts, Wines & Cocktails, $7 Sparkling Wine & Martinis. 631-369-2200, www.indigoeastend.com. FRIDAY NIGHT KICK-OFF AT SEASONS OF SOUTHAMPTON – 5 p.m. Seasons of Southampton, 15 Prospect St., SH. Seasons will be holding a weekly Friday Night Weekend Kick-Off Party featuring a unique line up of live bands changing weekly from reggae to rock to disco to blues, ska and more. Dining choices will also be available each night to complement the music, as will $5 frozen drink specials. To begin the series, the event lineup includes a live reggae and ska band and a classic pig roast, with $5 frozen striped margaritas. 631-283-3354, www. seasonsofsouthampton.com. MAMA LEE AND ROSE PERFORM AT TURTLE CROSSING – 5-7 p.m. Turtle Crossing, 221 Pantigo Rd. (Rt. 27/Mtk Hwy), EH. Each Friday there is live music with Mama Lee and Rose with $5 select on-tap beer on offer. 631-324-7166, www.turtlecrossing. com. MONICA HUGHES PERFORMS AT HARBOR BISTRO – 7-10 p.m., Fridays. Harbor Bistro, 313 Three Mile Harbor Rd., EH. 631-324-7300, www. harborbistro.net. LIVE MUSIC AT TR RESTAURANT AND BAR – 8 p.m. Looking for Trouble? TR Restaurant and Bar, a creative and classic year-round Hamptonian seafood restaurant located behind Tully’s Seafood Market in Hampton Bays, offers live music every Friday featuring Vanessa Trouble with Don Stein accompanying on the piano. TR Restaurant & Bar 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8700,www.facebook.com/TRrestaurantbar. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 8 p.m Roctopus, $30. 10 p.m. Little Heads Think, $3. The Stephen Talkhouse, 161 Main St., AMG. 631-267-3117, www.stephentalkhouse. com. MOVIE – 9 p.m. King Kong - Marders Nursery 120 Snake Hollow Rd., BH, NY 11932. Free admission. 631537-3701. KARAOKE AT M.J. DOWLINGS – 10 p.m.-1 a.m. M.J. Dowlings Steakhouse & Tavern 3360 Noyac Rd., SGH. Come sing your heart out at karaoke. 631-725-4444. SOUTH EDISON PRESENTS THE MUSIC OF LOS CITRON – 10 p.m.-1 a.m. South Edison 17 South Edison St., MTK. 631-668-4200, www.southedison.com. THE BEST GUEST LIST WITH THE THREE BEST HAMPTONS SUMMER SHARE HOUSES – 11 p.m.-4 a.m. Fridays: Southampton Social Club, 256 Elm Street, SH. Saturdays: Axe Lounge, 1181 North Sea Road, SH. 917-806-4171, www.davidshapiro.net Send Night Life Calendar listings to stacy@danspapers. com before noon on Friday. Check out www.danshamptons.com for more listings and events.


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Restaurant Review: Jerry and the Mermaid

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To top off the appetizer portion of our meal the chef brought out fried calamari and escargot. The calamari had a light, crispy batter and came with a mildly spicy banana pepper marinara. The snails sat inside crimini mushroom caps topped with garlicbutter sauce and breadcrumbs. Each was delectable and we ate them all! It was time for the entrees, which we chose ourselves. I ordered the scungilli, or conch, marinara

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a chopstick or wooden spoon handle is inserted in the oil, the oil bubbles around it. Put 3 to 4 coated fingers in the hot oil and fry for 3 minutes on one side and 2 to 3 minutes on the other side. Transfer to a colander to drain excess oil. Repeat with remaining chicken fingers until all are done. Allow to cool, and refrigerate in tightly covered containers until ready to serve. Top the chicken with lemon halves and serve. BAKED PEACHES WITH HONEY LEMON GLAZE Now is the perfect time to prepare this dessert with local peaches and local Bee’s Needs honey. Serves 6 to 8 4 large ripe peaches 5 tablespoons apricot jam 2 tablespoons honey 1 cup cold tap water 1 tablespoon lemon zest 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice 4 teaspoons sugar Vanilla ice cream, optional

over linguine and my guest ordered the pine nut crusted grouper. My pasta was cooked perfectly al dente and, again, the marinara had a nice kick to it. The conch had a distinct flavor, which was different from anything else I’ve ever had. The grouper was so moist and flaky it melted in our mouths, and the pine nuts gave the fish the crunch it needed. The mushroom rice pilaf that accompanied it was also very nice – fluffy and flavorful. Chef Jerry insisted that we try their famous ice cream-stuffed crepe with homemade fudge sauce and whipped cream – we couldn’t say no. He brought out a giant log covered in chocolate and swirls of whipped cream. The crepe was thin, the ice cream was luscious and the fudge sauce was absolutely decedent. I don’t know how, but we ate the whole thing! By the end of the meal we could hardly stand, let alone walk to our car, but it was worth it. So, the next time you take your kids to the aquarium, stop for a memorable meal right next door at Jerry and the Mermaid. You’ll be glad you did. Jerry and the Mermaid, 469 East Main Street, Riverhead, NY 11901, 631-727-8489, www.jerryandthemermaid.com.

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By Arianna Johnson Just past the Long Island Aquarium & Exhibition Center (aka Atlantis Marine World), on Main Street in Riverhead, is a quaint restaurant on the water. This family-owned business has been open for 17 years and they are not stopping anytime soon, especially since the brand new Hyatt opened. Jerry Sr. started the restaurant and now Jerry Jr. is running the kitchen, being prepped to take over. Going to Jerry’s was a great opportunity to open my boyfriend’s eyes up to seafood; thankfully it didn’t backfire and he blissfully ate everything. The first appetizer we shared was a seared white tuna coated in sesame seeds, topped with a wasabi aioli, and it all sat atop a seaweed salad. The tuna itself had the same texture as red tuna, but slightly more fishy, and the wasabi was not spicy at all, just giving the dish a creaminess. Next, Jerry Jr. was kind enough to make a sampler platter for us, which consisted of jumbo coconut shrimp, pork pot stickers, Buffalo wings, and fried artichokes. All four were delicious. The shrimp was dipped in a Yuengling Beer batter and encrusted with coconut, which really came through, and paired with maple aioli; the pot stickers had an amazing soy-ginger glaze all around; the Buffalo wings were coated in a sticky, molasses sauce that is a secret family recipe; and finally the artichokes were soaking in a Francaise-style, white wine sauce, with a slightly vinegary bite.


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at this cozy restaurant featuring delicious food and friendly service! Dinner reservations recommended. 1615 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-725-1045, www.estiaslittlekitchen.com. GEORGICA RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – Nestled in the exclusive hamlet of Wainscott, serving dinner Thursday through Monday from 6 to 11 p.m. Featuring grilled prime meats and fresh seafood. 108 Wainscott Stone Rd., Wainscott. 631-5376255. GOSMAN’S INLET CAFÉ – Sushi here is the bestkept secret in town! Also grilled tuna, jumbo lobsters, great pasta and a kid’s menu. Relax, watch the boats come in and enjoy the freshest sushi around. Sushi to go available all day. Lunch & dinner daily. Located at the harbor in Montauk. 631-668-2549, www.gosmans.com. THE GRILL ON PANTIGO – Serving classic, casual American, cuisine in a modern setting, The Grill offers indoor and outdoor dining as well as a chic bar that doubles as a late-night lounge. Appetizers range from $5-$16. Entrees range from $15-$38. Promotional specials are run throughout the year. 203 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631329-2600 HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY – Espresso bar & bakery, breakfast & lunch café, outdoor seating, kid friendly! Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach. 631-726-COFE, www. hamptoncoffeecompany.com. HARBOR BISTRO – One of the best sunsets on the East End. Great food and wine on the waterfront, hidden gem on the Harbor. 313 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7300, www.harborbistro.net. HARBOR GRILL – Affordable American dining. Casual, family-friendly restaurant. 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-604-5290, www.facebook.com/ harborgrill. IL CAPUCCINO – Still serving the best Italian food and garlic rolls, since 1973. Dinner every night starting at 5:30. Brunch/lunch Sundays from noon-3 p.m. Outdoor seating. 30 Madison St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2747, www. ilcapuccino.com. THE INN SPOT ON THE BAY – A “foodie’s” delight! The atmosphere rivals the food as you dine on the waterfront, with sweeping bay views and gorgeous sunsets. Brunch Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Dinner daily from 5 p.m. 32 Lighthouse Rd. Hampton Bays. 631-7281200, www.theinnspot.com. See review on page 95. JAMESPORT MANOR INN – Zagat-rated New American Cuisine dedicated to sustainable, fresh and local food and wine. Dinner three-course prix fixe, Sun.-Thurs., $35. Lunch and dinner daily. Closed Tues. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. www.jamesportmanor.com. Reservations 631-722-0500 or opentable.com. LEGENDS – Legends is sporting a fresh new look this summer, with a completely renovated interior and panoramic windows offering Peconic Bay views. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123. LUCE + HAWKINS AT JEDEDIAH HAWKINS INN – Chef Keith Luce features an evolving menu emphasizing local and sustainably-grown ingredients. Serving dinner Thursday through Monday; lunch Friday and Saturday; brunch Sunday and Monday. 400 South Jamesport Ave., Jamesport. 631-722-2900, www.jedediahhawkinsinn.com. M&E – Contemporary American seafood and steak. Open every day for lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m. 964 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1115. MATSULIN – Finest Asian Cuisine. Zagat Rated. Lunch, Dinner, Sushi & Sake Bar. Catering available. Open 7 days from noon. 131 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838, www.matsulin.com. MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE – New American Fare with regional flair. Live music Thursdays. Open 5:30 p.m., Wednesday-Sunday. The Shoppes at

75 MAIN RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE – New Award-winning Executive Chef Walter Hinds, New Contemporary American Cuisine. Open daily for breakfast and brunch from 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dinner from 4:30 p.m.midnight, 75 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-7575, www.75main.com. B. SMITH’S – The best lobster roll and waterfront view in the Hamptons. Home of the legendary watermelon margarita! Celebrating 14 years in the Hamptons. Open 7 days a week for lunch and dinner. Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858, www.bsmith.com. BACKYARD RESTAURANT AT SOLE EAST – Breakfast, lunch, dinner. Restaurant and poolside lounge with a beach club setting. Friday night – live acoustic/ guest D.J. Saturday afternoon – pool party w/guest D.J.s Sunday, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. – poolside brunch with live Bossa Nova. 90 Second House Road, Montauk. 631-668-6700, www.soleeast.com. BETWEEN THE BUN – On the road? Don’t run on empty. Fill up at Between the Bun, featuring the East End’s best grilled hotdogs and other fine specialties. 473 County Road 111, Manorville (1/4 mile from the LIE). BOBBY VAN’S – Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. ‘til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BOA THAI – Asian Fusion. The best authentic Thai and Asian food in the Hamptons. Open Friday-Tuesday, Lunch 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m.; Dinner 7 days, 5-11 p.m. FridaySaturday to 11:30 p.m. 129 Noyac Road, Southampton, next to North Sea firehouse. 631-488-4422. CAFFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m., lunch from noon to 3 p.m. Serving a casual Italian style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. La Pasticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 290 Old Montauk Hwy., Montauk. 631-6682345. CANAL CAFÉ – Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer. 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays. 631-723-2155. CLEMENTE’S CRAB HOUSE – Weekend $15.95 Prix Fixe Lunch, 1-4 p.m., includes a glass of wine or beer. Open every day. Everything made fresh to order. Full steak menu and sushi-grade sesame-seared tuna. Happy hour Mon.-Sat. 5-7 p.m., Sun. 3-5 p.m. Fridays Karaoke w/Big Rich from 10 p.m. 448 West Lake Dr., Montauk. 631-6686677, www.clementescrabhousemontauk.com. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM – Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Open for lunch and dinner. Two locations: 1549 Main Road, Jamesport, 631-7223292; 1065 Franklinville Rd., Laurel, 631-298-3262. www. elbowroomli.com. COMTESSE THÉRÈSE BISTRO – Enjoy awardwinning North Fork wines in the Tasting Room or dine in the Bistro of this 1830s restored rectory. Cordon Bleu Chef Arie Pavlou prepares classic French cuisine. ThursdaySunday lunch and dinner. 739 Main Road, Aquebogue. 631-779-2800. COPA WINE & TAPAS RESTAURANT – Happy hour daily, 4-7 p.m. Dinner Mon.-Wed. to 11 p.m., Thurs.-Sat. to midnight. Late night menu: kitchen open midnight to 2 a.m. Fri. and Sat. 200 Bottles of wine, 40 wines by the glass. 95 School St., Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. ESTIA’S LITTLE KITCHEN – Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner influenced by the flavors of Mexico

Water Mill, 760 Montauk Hwy., Water Mill. 631-726-2606. NORTH FORK OYSTER COMPANY – Greenport’s newest upscale seafood restaurant serves creative cuisine featuring the freshest local produce and seafood. Closed Monday and Tuesday. 300 Main St. (Stirling Square), Greenport. 631-477-6840, www. northforkoystercompany.com. OCEANBLEU – At Westhampton Beach Bath and Tennis Hotel, 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. Saturdays in July and August, 6-10 p.m. $45.95 lobster bake with 1 1/2 lb. lobster and unlimited seaside buffet. Reservations 631-288-2515, www.oceanbleuwesthampton.com. ORIENT BY THE SEA – Restaurant and full-service marina. Offering an extensive menu of local seafood and fresh vegetables. Located next to Cross Sound Ferry. Dine overlooking beautiful Gardiners Bay on our outdoor deck. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 40200 Main Road, Orient. 631-323-2424, www.orientbythesea.com. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. PLAZA CAFÉ – Fine American Cuisine with the emphasis on seafood and great wines. Innovative and highly acclaimed. Open for dinner at 5:30 p.m. 61 Hill Street (around the corner from the Cinema). 631-283-9323. See review on pae 33. PORTO BELLO – Celebrating 20 years, in their original location on the waterfront at 1410 Manhanset Ave., Brewer’s Marina, Greenport. Offering local and imported wines, Porto Bello is one of the North Fork’s hidden treasures! 631-477-1515. RACE LANE – An American restaurant with some continental asides. Open year round at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. SEN RESTAURANT – Sen favorites including chicken or beef teriyaki, shrimp tempura and soba noodle dishes are served alongside an incredible selection of sushi and sashimi. Flavorful salads and side dishes available. Open at 5:30 p.m. every day. 23 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-1774, www.senrestaurant.com. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Established in July 1996, this microbrewery/restaurant is your Hamptons home for world-class beers. Open year-round for lunch and dinner. Special events, private taproom, catering and takeout. 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. 631-283-2800, www.publick.com. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR – A modern American bistro. Open 7 Days for lunch & dinner. Offering fresh local seafood, prime steaks and local seasonal vegetables. 26W Montauk Hwy., Hampton Bays. 631-7232626. TOUCH OF VENICE – We’ve moved! Newly-renovated location on Main Street in the heart of the historic Cutchogue village. Featuring Italian and local specialties. 28350 Main Road, Cutchogue. 631-298-5851, www. touchofvenice.com. TROLLEY BARN – Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, 7 days a week, in a casual, warm atmosphere. Enjoy everything from creative omelettes to classic filet mignon! Open weekdays, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; weekends, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 216 Montauk Hwy., Speonk. 631-801-2888. TURKUAZ GRILLE – Come enjoy our MediterraneanTurkish cuisine. Located on the Peconic Riverfront. Dine inside or on our patio. Featuring gyros, shish kabobs, Turkish pizza. Daily specialties. 40 McDermott Avenue, Riverhead (next to Atlantis Marine World). 631-591-1757. TWEEDS – Located in historic Riverhead, Tweeds Restaurant & Buffalo Bar in the J.J. Sullivan Hotel serves the finest local food specialties and wines representing the best L.I. vineyards. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. 17 E. Main St. 631-208-3151.

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DAY BY DAY AMG-Amagansett; BH-Bridgehampton; EH-East Hampton; HB-Hampton Bays; MV-Manorville; MTK-Montauk; Q-Quogue; RVHD-Riverhead; SGHSag Harbor; SGK-Sagaponack; SH-Southampton; SI-Shelter Island; WM-Water Mill; WH-Westhampton; WHB-Westhampton Beach; WS-Wainscott UPCOMING DAN’S PAPERS 39th ANNUAL KITE FLY – August 27, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Sagg Main Beach, SGK. 631-5376216. See story on page 21. HAMPTON CLASSIC HORSE SHOW – August 28-September 4. 240 Snake Hollow Rd., BH. Competition in five rings. Over 70 boutiques and an international food court. Featuring the $250,000 FTI Grand Prix on September 4. 631-537-3177.$10/person or $20/car load. SAG HARBOR WHALING AND HISTORICAL MUSEUM ANNUAL SUMMER LOBSTER BAKE – September 9, 6-9 p.m. 200 Main Street, SGH. Reservations are required for this traditional, end-of-season feast that features a full raw bar, roast chicken, local veggies, wine and beer. Live music by Inda Eaton and Dick Johansson. Silent auction. $85/person, seating limited. 631-725-0770. LONG ISLAND HEART WALK AND 5K RUN – September 25, 8:30 a.m. registration and health fair, 10 a.m. run starts, 10:15 a.m. walk starts. Jones Beach, 1 Ocean Parkway, Wantagh. 516-450-9104, www. longislandheartwalk.org. MADONNA OF THE MILLS SCREENING – September 10, pre-benefit party at 5 p.m., screening at 8 p.m. Demato Art Gallery, SGH. Benefits Southampton Animal Shelter Foundation.631-728-PETS, www. southamptonanimalshelter.com. THURSDAY, AUGUST 18 HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE – 11 a.m.-5 p.m., through September 4. 1224 Scuttlehole Rd., BH. 631-237-1475. www.hamptondesignershowhouse.com. $30. ARF’S RECREATIONAL DOG AGILITY CLASSES – 6-7 p.m. (beginner), 7-8 p.m. (intermediate), today through September 15. ARF Adoption Center, 90 Daniels Hole Rd., WS. Build the bond of trust between you and your dog while getting great exercise! Instructor Matthew Posnick. Dogs and their handlers will work their way through the A Frame, weave polls and jumps, plus tire jumping. Register at 631-537-0400, ext. 207, www.arfhamptons.org. Five classes for $150. Class size is limited. BRIDGEHAMPTON CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL – RICH REFLECTIONS – 7:30 p.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, BH. 631-537-6368, www.bcmf.org. THE TALE OF THE ALLERGIST’S WIFE – 7:30 p.m., runs August 18, 20, 24, 26, 28, 30, September 1 and 3. Mulford Farm Museum, James Ln., EH. Mulford Repertory Theatre performs this adult comedy. Sponsored by the East Hampton Historical Society. Advance tickets at 866-811-4111 or www.TheaterMania.com. $20/in advance; $25/at the door. See review on page 66. WOMEN AND THE HOLOCAUST – 7:30 p.m. The Jewish Center of the Hamptons, 44 Woods Ln., EH. Professor Lenore Weitzman and Holocaust survivor Agnes Geva speak. 631-324-9858, www.jcoh.org. BOB BALABAN AND MICHAEL MCKEAN SPEAK – A MIGHTY WIND – 8 p.m. Guild Hall, 158 Main St., EH. Red Carpet Film Series. 631-324-4050, www.guildhall. org. $12, $10/members. INCENDIES – 8 p.m. screening. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center, 76 Main St., WHB. 631-288-1500, www.whbpac.org. $3-$10. SUNSET BOULEVARD – Through August 20. Gateway Playhouse, Bellport. 631-286-1133 or 1-888-4TIXNOW, www.gatewayplayhouse.org. ENTER LAUGHING, THE MUSICAL – Through Sept. 4. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, SGH. 631-7259500, www.baystreet.org. $65/$75. See review on page 64. FRIDAY, AUGUST 19 EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m.-1 p.m., through September 30. 136 North Main St., EH. Now accepts Electronic Benefits Transfer. Silvia Lehrer will be

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LETTERS RAVE Dear Sharon, Thanks to your wonderful review, we were so busy over the weekend that we didn’t have a chance to let you know how much we appreciated your fantastic review! What a nicely written, tight restaurant review! You packaged a lot of information into some tasty language. It was just terrific and we thank you so much. Hope to see you back here again very soon! All best, Barbara & Bia Old Mill Inn Mattituck Truly my pleasure. - SM ETCETERA Dear Dan, In your issue of 7/29, you wrote a very compelling story concerning Mr. Nader’s influence on the 2000 election. As an addendum to that article I would like to advance the REAL, truthful story as to how and why Bush won. Bush won because of three simple and harmless words that changed the course of the world more than any other incident in history had ever done. Those three words were “DON’T DO IT”! Here’s how and why. Monica Lewinsky had a “friend” by the name of Linda Tripp who was in my opinion an evil and ruthless person who, because of Lewinski’s confidence in her pertaining to her relations with

President Clinton, secretly monitored her phone calls and pretended to befriend her, when all she ever was interested in was advancing her malicious intents. One day she called Lewinsky and invited her to lunch with the purpose of further picking her brain, Lewinsky said O.K., but she had an errand to do before meeting her, Tripp in her usual yenta style asked what she had to do. Lewinsky told her that she had to go to the cleaners because the dress she wore when the foul deed was happening was soiled with, you know what. At that point, Tripp immediately grasped the importance and told her “DON’T DO IT”!! She didn’t, and the dress eventually ended up as the ONLY concrete evidence confirming her story about her relationship with the President and was the instrument that brought him into the shameful position he had to endure during the rest of his term. Now, when Gore ran in 2000, he being a pseudo “Holy Roller,” goody two shoes, righteous person with more or less religious beliefs, he would NOT use Clinton to go to bat for, or campaign for him in Florida, where he was tremendously popular, because he was tainted, and in his mind not creditable according to his beliefs. How many more votes does anyone think, that a lily-white Clinton could have brought to Gore in Florida? He only needed about 250, and it is entirely possible that Clinton could have gotten him over 250,000! So—if Monica Lewinsky did not listen to her immoral “friend” and had the dress dry cleaned, removing the DNA and eliminating any hard evidence against

Police Blotter Paintballer A woman in East Hampton reported that her house was shot at with a paintball gun. Authorities are on the lookout for D-12 and Eminem.

be playing at an unnamed bar in Brooklyn. The scream startled McGumbus so much that he had a flashback, and mistook the scream for an incoming Nazi bomber aircraft. McGumbus sprang into action and grabbed his Bike Theft trusty M-16 with grenade A man in Montauk reported launcher attachment and that his bicycle had been stolen. began firing in the direction The man stated that he picked of the concert ticket winner, up his bike at the bike shop and witnesses heard him and placed it in the back of screaming, “Die you damn his pickup truck and then hippies!!!! DIE!!!!” He was proceeded to head home. While Old Man McGumbus, WWII, subsequently tackled by the heading home, he was in bad Acoustic Specialist Vice-President of the Shelter traffic, and when he got to his Island Rifle Owners Club, Julian McDibster, house, he reported that his bicycle was missing who broke his hip in the process. McGumbus was from the truck bed. He stated he doesn’t think heard saying, “Did I hit him? Did I hit him? Tell that the bike fell out and that somebody removed me I got him.” But the man McGumbus “mistook” the bicycle while he was stuck in traffic. The bike for an incoming Nazi warplane had no injuries. is estimated to be worth $700. He did need to go home however and change his pants. No charges were filed. McGumbus Old Man McGumbus, 100 years old and a Fishing Rods former World War II acoustic hearing operator Three fishing rods were reported stolen out of and President of the Shelter Island Fighter Plane a boat in Southampton. The fishing rods were Society, was injured last week while giving a valued at $100 a piece. The owner of the boat demonstration of his former profession. Before mentioned that they were terribly unlucky fishing radar, aircraft detection was implemented using rods and that he rarely caught any fish with them. massive acoustic hearing devices that were essentially giant pieces of steel that you held Theft up to your ear and listened for incoming planes. A deli in Hampton Bays reported that somebody McGumbus was giving a demonstration when a stole three pickle jars from a display. Authorities man wearing skinny jeans and a Beatles’ shirt are on the lookout for Snooki. screamed at the top of his lungs, “I won!!!” after -David Lion Rattiner getting a text message about free concert tickets to see the band Before They Were Cool, which will

Send your letters to askdan@danspapers.com (e-mails only, please) Clinton, thus keeping him innocent and out of harm’s way, Gore would easily have been elected, and, FOR SURE, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO WARS to send over 6,000 of our boys to their death and to SAP our resources, and, PROBABLY NO 9/11! So—it all boiled down to those three words, DON’T DO IT. That, if you analyze all of the subsequent events that happened in the Bush administration, that would have NEVER TAKE PLACE if she had the dress cleaned, it had to be the MOST potent occurrence in history. Bob Harber Westhampton And so, the sun set in the west. – DR ANOTHER SAGA Dear Dan, There are alternatives to recent announcements that the United States Post Office faces a multi billion-dollar deficit this year and plans on closing many branches across Long Island and elsewhere. Consider untapped revenue sources available to avoid operating deficits and perhaps even turn a small profit. The U.S. Postal Service could sell advertising space on the sides of mailboxes, inside and outside the post offices along with the small jeeps, regular trucks and heavy-duty long haul larger trucks. Sell off some of the valuable real estate and move to less expensive locations. Why not join banks and fast food restaurants that sublet space at Walmart and other big box stores to open smaller post offices? Generate both revenue and customers by subletting excess capacity at underutilized post offices to other private sector businesses. License corporations to sponsor stamps for a fee. Have elected officials pay the real full costs for their annoying frequent bulk rate mailings to constituents. They are nothing more than free re-election campaign brochures subsidized by taxpayers. Charge the full price for all junk mail. Future increases in the price of stamps should be directly tied to inflation and annual consumer price index. Why not apply free enterprise solutions to provide a more cost effective product and reduce deficits? Sincerely, Larry Penner Great Neck Because it’s the government. – DR TEABEGGER Dear Dan, In your article titled “Debt”, while extolling the virtues of President Obama, you included flexibility. I beg to differ. He only has one answer to all the problems of state and that is tax and spend. Bigger government and more bureaucrats and regulations. The debt crisis (and subsequent downgrade) is caused by too much spending not from a lack of credit. The Tea Party congressmen should not go back to their farms as Cincinnatus did. Not yet, the crisis is not over. We need to send reinforcements. A better analogy would be of the Tea Party as Spartacus. Escaped slaves trying to beat back an oppressive totalitarian government. I am Spartacus. Aka Arthur Rice, Manorville Everybody’s not even talking to one another. - DR


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1950

Insured

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Lic. # 41117-H

licensed and insured since 1986

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1546

Inc.

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HAMPTON EAST LANDSCAPING

& Estate Management

IRRIGATION

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cell 516.449.1389 office 631.324.2028

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631-208-0084

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4006

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Colchester, Vermont $2,695,000

South Hero, Vermont $1,450,000

North Hero, Vermont $798,000

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PALM BEACH, FLORIDA LANDMARK WYETH MASTERPIECE

A very special Mediterranean estate with many original materials in place. Without a doubt, a very unique opportunity exists to renovate and update this magical residence. Located two blocks to Worth Avenue and one block from the Atlantic Ocean. Priced at just $7,250,000.

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Hatteras 60 Motor Yacht - New

Hatteras Yachts and MarineMax present a special showing of the Hatteras 60 Motor Yacht at the East Hampton Point Marina the week of August 15th. through the 20th. The 60 features a wide open salon/galley living area and a 3 stateroom, two head arrangement with a huge full beam Master. Spacious with intuitive features, this is an ideal yacht for the owner-operator. Call for a private viewing.

Charter

BENETTI 93’ Delfino Hull #4

April 2012 Euro delivery on this five cabin, master up displacement masterpiece. Hulls number 1, 2 and 3 sold, see the first US 93 at the Fort Lauderdale Boat Show. Selections on soft goods still available.

MANGUSTA 148’ Oceano Hull #1 12 months from completion, hull and superstructure with running gear complete, awaiting your direction to design the interior of this fabulous luxury yacht exactly as you want her. Master-up with fold out terrace, legendary Mangusta craftsmanship, materials, selections, and design. This is hull number 1, and a partnership with the yard presents interesting financial opportunities.

Azimut 116

Five cabins, master up, 2008, in the NE for the summer season, call our charter specialist Nancy at 954-249-9914 or Nancy.Latinette@MarineMax.com for this 116 or any of your charter requirements around the world. For Sale for $10,200,000.

ZEELANDER 44

Mangusta 92

When you want to leave the crew behind, this ultra luxury two cabin DownEaster with easy handling IPS drives, will give you the opportunity to take the family out in privacy and safety. The Frank Mulder designed hull is fast and comfortable, the sound levels “pin drop” quiet. Currently sold out, next hull July 2011.

38 knot ultra luxury open, MCA, three cabins plus media room, MTU 16V2000 M94 (2600HP), Kamewa 56 S3 jets, draft 4’ 1”, hull number 28, fully equipped, finest quality throughout, delivery in Italy in August, or Fort Lauderdale in October from MarineMax Yacht Group, the exclusive North American dealer for Mangusta. Also available within the next year 72’, 80’, 108’, 130’ and 165’. Ask us about the just announced 205’

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Peconic Paddler 2nd Annual 70th Birthday Paddle August 25 at 6pm to benefit the East End Arts Council Paddle with us for 2 hours and Peconic Paddler is buying dinner!

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STAND UP PADDLEBOARDS, SURF KAYAKS and SIT ON TOP KAYAKS. •

Get a great deal now on an SUP or surf kayak or put one on lay away for Christmas. It will be stored in my living room and ready to be picked up on December 22. (Sale is in August.) Jim on his way to one of the fine Main St., Riverhead restaurants

The SUP Pros at Peconic Paddler really know their stand up paddleboards (and canoes and kayaks). Open Wednesday from 9 to noon and all day Thursday through Sunday.

NEW - Blacktip Stand Up Paddleboard with a leash and an adjustable paddle for

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the premier wine cellar of the east end

We Offer the Largest Selection of Wine & Spirits in The Hamptons Latour Meursault -On Sale $30 Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio -On Sale $21 Paul Hobbs “Crossbarn” Cabernet -On Sale $30 Groth Chardonnay -On Sale $25

At McNamara, we are more than just a store, we are an experience. An experience we want to share with you. Our sales staff is the best in the business, with over 100 years of wine & spirit knowledge at your disposal. Whether you’re the occassional enjoyer, part of the everyday faithful, or a collector. This is the store for you. We have it all and everything in between. Headquarters for all your Summer needs

McNamara Wine & Spirits Where Experience & Selection Make all the Difference

Conundrum -On Sale $20 Babich Sauv. Blanc -On Sale $12 Perrier Jouet Brut -On Sale $35 Roederer Cristal -On Sale $225

Sale Ends 09-05-2011 Further Discounts Not Available On Sale Items

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amagansett. 75 Hedges Lane South of highway, Amagansett Lanes shy half acre. House, pool, spa. Ready for your inspiration. Exclusive $2.2m Web# 31848

Southampton. 114 Turtle Cove Drive. Enjoy far reaching western waterviews from nearly every room of this 3 bedroom, 2 bath Traditional home in Southampton Shores. Bay beach, marina and tennis are close by. A truly relaxing lifestyle! Exclusive. $1.395m Web# 35365

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Water mill. 48 Wood Thrush Lane Traditional-style 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath home with all the bells & whistles. 4,100SF+/-, 2-car garage, full basement with 10’ ceilings, gunite pool, 1.1 acres. Exclusive. $1.589m Web# 53007 Cristina matos 631.766.3378, elise Douglas 917.864.0440

east Hampton. 93 Spring Close Highway Down a private lane nestled on 1+/- acre between EH and Amagansett Villages. Bike to beach. $1.495m Web# 31778

Cristina matos 631.766.3378, elise Douglas 917.864.0440

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east Hampton. You will find this four bedroom, 3 bath contemporary in an Amagansett bayside community. Sunroom. Garage. Room for pool. Beach around the corner. Exclusive. $765K Web# 53290

amagansett. 24 Handy Lane Just reduced south of highway location, rare at this price. Covered porch, 3 bedrooms, private, borders reserve. Short bike ride to ocean beaches. Exclusive. $795K Web# 12365

nancy Howell 631.907.1503

brian nicholson 631.267.7406

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