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HAMPTON BAYS

6br, 4bth Greek Revival style home on 2.2 pristine acres. Lots of amenities including: steam shower, 2 sitting rooms with fireplaces, professional kit. and gym. Excl. #53739. Dir: Montauk Hwy east, left on Main St, bear left onto North Main St, right on Springs Fireplace Rd

Classic shingled traditonal. 6,500 sq.ft. of masterful appointments, detailing and trim work. gunite pool, community beach access and 3 tennis courts available. Excl. #60214. Dir: Rte 114 to Sunset Beach Rd, right on North Haven Way, right onto Fairlea Ct.

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CENTER MORICHES

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Waterfront on 4.3 acres built in 2003. European style estate offers over 9,000 sq. ft. of empty canvas to design for your perfect retreat. Excl. #55672. Dir: Take Montauk Hwy go south on Old Neck Rd. Continue past Yacht Club to 28 home is on the right down long private driveway.

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EAST HAMPTON

Short stroll to East Hampton Village, just renovated 5br, 3.5bth traditional with sprawling front porch, spacious pvt yard, and htd gunite pool. Pvt master suite and huge entertainment room. #59438

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ExceptionaldevelopmentoffSpringyBanksRd.Large cape with front porch. Attached 2-car gar., eat-in kit. with dining area, large LR, sunroom, bedroom with bathroom on first floor. Second floor has 2brs with bathrooms. Htd pool with poolhouse. #246581

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Capeon.81acrewith4brs,3bths,centralairandpool. IncredibleEnglishgardenscoverthelandscapeand Koi pond with waterfall. Excl. #50521. Dir: Montauk Hwy east to left on Cove Hollow Rd.

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MINT inside and out. Built in 2000, this 4br, 2.5bth has so much to offer. Set back in a quiet private community, this house offers a finished basement, 2-car gar., and 3/4 of an acre. Excl. Dir: Take North Main to Cedar St. Left onto Cedar St. to Hands Creek Rd. Turn slight right onto Hands Creek Rd. Right onto Todd Dr left at end onto Diane Dr.

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The property comprises3 buildablelots.Beautifully sitedonalmost8acres.Inonelot,anunusual2-story house, with cedar interiors, 4brs, 3bths, heated pool, poolhouse, in another lot a tennis court. The thirdlotisfullofwhitepines.ClosetoEastHampton and Sag Harbor Villages. Co-Excl. #43401 Dir: Rte 114 to Swamp then 181 Swamp Rd.

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Attention to details and lots of amenities in this 2 story Traditional gem with 5brs, 5.5bths and open and light interior highlighting the living room, FDR, library and country kit. Pool and pool house with bath. Close to Village. Excl. #60807. Dir: Montauk Hwy east to either Cedar St or Newtown La and follow signs to Osborne La.

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Exquisite 5br, 5bth (plus 2 half-baths) Traditional. Master bedroom with master bath, fireplace and French doors to patio and garden. State-of-the-art kit., exercise room, natural bluestone walls and extensive patios, Jacuzzi and pool. #59703

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Custom designed, single-story post modern on a quiet cul-de-sac. Short distance to shops and beaches. 3brs, 3.5bths, plus an office/bedroom. Large, vaulted ceiling living room with fpl, htd gunite pool, cookโ s kitchen, full basement with 9ft. ceilings and wine cellar. The house can easily accommodate a second level if desired. Excl. #55863. Dir: Montauk Hwy. east, left on Toilsome La right on Borden La.

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Live music and refreshments at this renowned artistโ s home. Surround yourself in the music, and beautiful artwork while you enjoy the home and refreshments. Excl. #46346. Dir: Old Northwest Rd to Midland Hwy. Right onto Midland Hwy then left onto Bay View. Home is on the right hand side.

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Refreshing French country-style cedar home featuring 4brs, 3bths, chefโ s kit., heated pool, garage, 4 season landscaping including Koi pond plus deeded beach rights on Shinnecock Bay. Excl. #H52651. Dir: West on Montauk Hwy over the canal, left on Canoe Place Rd to 9 Lynn Ave.

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4 brs, 2 bths, separate guest suite, in ground pool, 1 car garage and perfectly landscaped. Excl. #61547. Dir. Take Ponquogue to Lyncliff, go east than right at Wakeman, one block to 17 Long Lane.

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โ Beach Houseโ with 3 brs, 3.5 bths, EIK and large deck has deeded pvt path and stairs to sandy Peconic Bay Beach. Excl. #HO152951. Dir: West on CR39 past Lobster Inn, bear right on North Rd, right on Oakhurst past Peconic Beach Club, to #23 on right.

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MANORVILLE

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Spacious 3br, 2.5bth traditional on 0.9acre. Professionally landscaped with specimen trees and htd in-ground pool. Large eat-in-kit., master bedroom suite with jacuzzi tub, fin. basement with den and office, 9ft. ceilings and bilco door. #61416

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QUOGUE

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Traditional-style, beautifully-renovated home with original19thcenturyfeatureshas6brs,6.5bths,7fpls, 2-car gar., htd gunite pool & pool house. Co-Excl. #52413. Dir: West on Hill St, left on First Neck La.

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Waterfront estate on 1.9 acres is 3,900 sq. ft., 5 en suite brs, EIK, htd gunite pool and dock on Island Creek. Co-Excl. #HO156813. Dir: North Sea Rd., leftonMillstoneBrookRd.,at5-cornerintersection right on West Neck Rd., right on Island Creek Rd.

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Rare find with exquisite ceiling beams, wood floors and cozy layout. New kit., large master br with bth and deck, FDR and comfortable LR with wood burning stove. Semi inground pool complete the package. Excl. #243067.

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Everyamenityofferedinthis3br,2.5bthstraditional. CAC, htd pool and a spacious, landscaped yard complement this cozy, yet airy, home. Close to bay beaches and marina. #53180

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2-story traditional/post modern with 4brs, 3.5bths onmagnificentlylandscapedproperty.Grandentry hall, 3 fireplaces, master suite, 3 guest brs, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen plus 2-car garage. Pool/spa area, lush gardens and Koi pond. Privacy on shy 2 acre parcel. Close to everything. #60321

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Charming 4br, 2bth home located on a quiet street. Close to Three Mile Harbor and the Village on nearly .5 an acre. Excl. Dir: Take North Main until it splits into Three Mile Harbor and Springs Fireplace. Take slight left onto Three Mile Harbor. Turn right onto Muir.

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Built in 2001, 4br, 2.5bth post modern. CAC, office and extra room in basement plus an outside exit to the pvt backyard with pool, and an upper wood deck. On 1.1 acre in a cul-de-sac assures privacy with no one able to build behind. Exclusive rights to Quogue Village Beach! #50273

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REMSENBURG

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FLANDERS

Waterfront cottage fronting the Peconic deep waters. 2brs, great room with stone fireplace, dining area on shy landscaped .5 acre. Excl. #62591. Dir. 24 by Evergreen Ave. to Meadow Brook

Traditional 4br, 3bth home. Completed this spring, and now ready for immediate occupancy. Open chefโ s kit. facing a large family room with fireplace and custom entertainment center, and adjacent tiled sunroom. Bluestone on back patio and area surrounding the htd salt water pool. A separate dining room and living room. #62672.

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4,200 sq. ft. post modern with cathedral ceiling family room, spacious LR and DR, 5brs, 4bths, EIK with sliders to deck and patio, bonus room over gar. and permit in place for pool. Excl. #52933. Dir: County Rd. #39, north on North Magee St. to #340.

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Nestled among birches in a pvt community with tennis and close to all is this lovely, light-filled home with wide plank floors and cathedral ceilings, fpl, 2 decks and beautiful finishes throughout. Excl. #53046. Dir: CR 39 to Shrubland/Sebonac Rd and turn into Cold Spring Fairways at sign.

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At historic Conscience Point, Artistโ s home on beautiful .5 acre with specimen trees on private country lane surrounded by nature preserves. Close to beaches and marina. Room for expansion andpool.Excl.#59517.Dir:NorthonNorthSeaRd, past Noyac Rd and left on Old Field.

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WATER MILL

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Lovely Ranch home situated on .60 acre site. 3brs, 2bths, fireplace, CAC, deck for outdoor dining and relaxing. A mile from ocean beach. Excl. #61541. Dir. Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue, left on Argonne, right on Wakeman. 1st driveway on left. Flag lot house is beige ranch in back.

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2-story raised ranch on .21 acres. The 2,560 sq.ft. interior is open and airy, 2 great room areas, 4brs, 2.5bths, fpl and att. gar. Second floor views. Close to town. Sag Harbor Village. #60963

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SAG HARBOR

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Just completed. 5,500 sq. ft. home in private community. 6brs, 6.5bths, professional kit. and heated gunite pool/spa. Co-Excl. #HO159196. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on Deerfield Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.

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2-storygem.4brs,4bths,FDR,LRw/fpl,countrykit. with pantry and htd gunite pool. Co-Excl. #62057. Dir: County Road 39 east (past Southampton College), make right on North Main St.

Grand traditional on 1.87 ac. of pristine privacy andinprimelocation.5spaciousbrs,grandfoyer with hand-crafted paneling, double height LR andcustomgrmtkit.Thecustomdetailingand amenities are endless and include: oak flooring, 6 fpls, radiant heating and security system. French doors lead out to extensive decking around htd gunite pool and overlooks dock on Burnett Creek. Minutes to ocean and village. Co-Excl. #57872.

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Southofthehighway.2-storytraditional1streetover from Calf Creek and Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd.

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Tremendous, 2-story traditional home borders 2 open reserves. 5,400 sq.ft. includes 6brs, 6.5bths, 2fpls, gourmet EIK, dining, central air, full basement, 2-car garage, landscaping, stone patios, gunite pool & spa. Ultimate comfort & convenience. Excl. #53003

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This shy-acre lot is surrounded by farmland reserves and horse paddocks. Build a wonderful home with endless fieldviews. 2 miles from the Village of Water Mill. Excl. #61539.Dir: North on Deerfield Rd., Right on Head of Pond Rd., left onto Whispering Fields Court.

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WESTHAMPTON BEACH

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Buy 2 cottages on 1 amazing piece of bay front property. These charming cottages are beautifully finished and ready to move in. One features 2brs, LR, bath and kitchen and the other 1br with all the amenities. Both have very spacious decks with amazing sunset and water views. Property features 99ft. of sandy bay front on .60 acres with an owned right of way to the ocean beach. Excl. # 52786

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New 6,150sq.ft. home has 5brs, 5 bths, 2 half bths and features 1st floor master suite, grmt kit., FDR, htd gunite pool with spa, outdoor shower and builtin grill. Co-Excl. #HO156273. Dir: East on Montauk Hwy, left on Deerfield Rd., left on Middle Line Hwy, right on Southampton Hills Ct., left on West Hills Ct.

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Renovated home only 1 block from Village, shopping, and minutes to the most beautiful beaches. There is an oversized grmt kit., a walkin pantry and mudroom. There is a large FD area and an office. 4brs with 3.5bths including a master suite with walk-in closet. Excl. #57683

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You can still get a good mortgage. “As the press continues to sensationalize the mortgage meltdown nationwide, we need to remember that our NY Metro Marketplace is in much better shape than most of the rest of the country. Yes there are clearly many changes being made by banks on a daily basis and more banks will fold - and some types of loans are harder to get today than they were even just a week ago - but the mortgage market is not broken - it is correcting and we cannot lose sight of the many lenders, especially our portfolio lenders, that continue to offer COMPETITIVE rates and mortgages to all sectors of the marketplace. • You CAN still get a No-Income Verification loan • You CAN still borrow 90% on a mortgage – in fact there are still lenders allowing 100% • You CAN get a fixed rate at 6.75% with 0 points up to $1 million • Banks ARE still lending on super jumbo loans – no loan size too large • You CAN still get a home equity loan • You CAN still get financing for an investment property

YOU CAN STILL GET A GOOD MORTGAGE. Yes, the playing ﬁeld has changed and many of the banks that we have done business with over the years are going through a period of correction and they will be back but, in the meantime, we have a large number of portfolio lenders that are ready to lend money and they have not increased their rates. We are simply going back to doing business the old fashioned way – and this is a good thing for the future of the Real Estate Market.”

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Hampton Jitney Gets The Show On The Road. Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… BASEBALL GAMES New York Yankees vs. Tampa Bay Devil Rays Sat., Sept. 1st - 1:05 p.m. game - $101 pp. Other Yankees game dates: September 18 & 23

NY Mets vs. LA Dodgers Sat., August 25th; 3:55 p.m. game - $86 pp. Other Mets game date: September 9

Niagara Falls & Toronto – Mon.-Thurs., Sept. 10th-13th (four day tour) - $705 pp./do. Join us for an outstanding experience as we visit our northern neighbor in an attraction filled tour. This itinerary is wonderfully designed to offer you a fabulous time. Package includes: 3 nights hotel accommodations, 3 breakfast buffets, 2 dinners (1 in the Watermark Restaurant), “Oh Canada Eh” Dinner Show, Tour of Niagara area & Niagara-on-the-Lake, Maid of the Mist Boat Ride, Winery tour with sampling, Escorted day trip to Toronto, Toronto Harbor Cruise and Fallsview Casino. “The Big E” *Eastern States Exposition* West Springfield, Massachusetts Sat., Sept. 15th & Sept. 22nd $65 pp. A New England extravaganza! Enjoy free top name entertainment, major exhibits, The Big E Super Circus, the Avenue of States, dazzling thrill shows, animals, rides, shopping, crafts, parades and foods from around the world. Package includes: Admission to the Big E Fair and deluxe round-trip transportation. A Special Night at the Philharmonic with John Williams Conducting Music from Harry Potter and Memoirs of a Geisha – Sat., Sept. 15th - $190 pp. John Williams, Conductor is one of the most popular and successful American orchestral composers and renowned conductor of the modern age. He is the winner of 5 Academy Awards, 17 Grammys, 3 Golden Globes, 2 Emmys and 5 BAFTA Awards (British Academy of Film and Television Arts). Best known for his film scores and ceremonial music. Special Guest Host, Stanley Donen, famed Director and Choreographer. Package includes: Orchestra tickets, dinner, and deluxe round-trip transportation.

JUST ADDED BY POPULAR DEMAND: BOOTHBAY HARBOR MAINE Genuine New England Clambake Wed. Sept. 19th - Sat., Sept. 22nd (four day tour) $550 pp./do. You will experience the beauty of Boothbay Harbor, Maine and the surrounding area. The package includes: 3 nights deluxe accommodations at the Boothbay Harbor Inn, 3 full breakfasts, 1 down east style clambake luncheon (featuring two lobsters and all the fixings), 3 dinners, harbor cruise, entertainment (including the Carousel Music Theatre), guided tour of Camden, Maine with a stop at the Wyeth Center, luggage handling (1 bag per person), taxes and room and meal gratuities. King Tut and Historic Philadelphia, PA – Thurs. & Fri. – Sept. 20th-21st (two day tour) - $330 pp./do. It has been almost 30 years since the golden artifacts of the boy-king last left their home in Egypt. Now Tutankhamun’s treasures are back, giving a new generation the chance to learn firsthand about the life and magic of this ancient monarch. Also visit Historic Philadelphia, the Betsy Ross House, Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell and other sites. Package includes: 1 night hotel, 1 full breakfast, 1 upscale dinner, attractions and touring as listed in the itinerary.

“Curtains” (Musical) Wed., Sept. 26th - $190 pp. 2007 Tony Awards: David Hyde Pierce won for Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical. An entertaining play within a play as well as a whodunit – a great big Broadway show with a killer twist! Package includes: Front Mezzanine show ticket, lunch at a fine NYC restaurant and deluxe round-trip transportation. The Culinary Institute of America - Italian Cuisine Lunch - Tues., Oct. 2nd - $95 pp. Enjoy the beautiful grounds of the school and the Ristorante Caterina de’ Medici’s stupendous meal (boasting Italy’s authentic flavors in a magnificent Tuscan Villa setting). Also visit the wonderful Franklin Delano Roosevelt home and grounds. Tours included at both facilities. Package includes: All admissions and tours, and deluxe round-trip transportation. Charleston, Beaufort and Savannah Sat.-Fri., Oct. 13th-19th (seven day tour) $1,595 pp./do. You will see hundreds of preserved colonial and antebellum buildings and see the site of the opening battle of the American Civil War. Visit the Magnolia Plantation and gardens and enjoy a dinner cruise on Charleston Harbor. Stay at an award winning Inn that is within walking distance to the beautiful shops on River Street in Savannah. Of course, there is much more in store for you. Package includes: 6 nights hotel accommodations, 6 breakfasts, 6 dinners, all admissions and deluxe round-trip transportation. Atlantic City Overnight at the Tropicana Casino & Resort – Sun.-Mon., Oct. 21st22nd $160 pp./do. We’re off for another overnight in Atlantic City and you are in for a real fun time! Package includes: $10 in coins, dinner buffet, revue show, room, tax and deluxe roundtrip transportation. Washington, DC – Red, White & Blue Tour – Fri.-Mon., Nov. 9th12th (four day tour) - $695 pp./do. Whether you have been to Washington, DC a dozen times or this is your first trip, you will come away with a sense of patriotism and gratitude for the magnificent country in which we live. Visit the National Museum of the American Indian, the Newseum and the Marine Corps Museum in addition to all major sites and brunch cruise on the Potomac River! Package includes: 3 nights hotel accommodations, 3 full breakfasts, 2 dinners, 1 brunch cruise, all admissions and touring as listed in the itinerary.

Also Available: Gracie Mansion & United Nations – Sept. 12th Platzl Brauhaus Oktoberfest – Oct. 11th Christmas Tree Shop/Cracker Barrel Excursions – Nov. 3rd , Nov. 9th Christmas in Williamsburg, VA - Grand Illumination Tour – Nov. 30th – Dec. 3rd Early Vermont Christmas at The Middlebury Inn – Dec. 3rd - 5th 19th Century Christmas Celebration – Killington and Woodstock Vermont – Dec. 7th – 9th North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott. South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Hampton Bays, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

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for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

JITNEY and AMBASSADOR CLASS Value Pack Ticket Books Are Now Available for Both the Hamptons and North Fork Service! Multi-ticket books at discount prices. Call or go online to purchase.

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Umpire’s Journal A Detailed Account of the Artists-Writers Game Last Saturday By Dan Rattiner Saturday, August 18 was the most perfect day to hold the annual Artist-Writers softball game in East Hampton. The temperature was in the low 70s. The day was sunny. All the foliage in town was in bloom. And not far away, the Yankees were charging hard at the Red Sox for first place in the American League and the Mets were in first place in the other league, holding off the Phillies. Baseball was in the air. And our guys were doing just great. Just before three o’clock — the time when the game would begin there on the sandlot field in the park behind Waldbaums — the Artists and Writers held batting practice, slapping the soft-

ball this way and that, with the fielders making diving catches into the dust of the infield or heading back for fly balls to the snow fence defining the outer reaches of the ball field to bring down long drives. Many of the participants had not seen each other during the previous year. Others, such as Donny Deutch and Kaylie Peters, were new to the game and were welcomed with handshakes and slaps on the back. T-shirt and hotdog vendors were walking about. The crowds of people were filing in and sitting in the bleachers or setting up chairs along the sidelines. And there was, along the third base line, a new addition to the game, which

seemed to have been a result of a debate held earlier in the week by some of the village officials of the town. Two rows of yellow crime tape, stretched tight, defined the point in front of which, for their own safety, spectators should not go — in foul territory down the third base line and all the way to the left field wall. Meanwhile, in deference to the fact that there are usually fewer foul balls down the first base line side, there was on that side of the field no such corresponding yellow tape. Photographers were everywhere. Behind the backstop, boxing commentator Bert Sugar held forth. (continued on page 22)

HAMPTONS BOY HITTING .300 & BATTING 5th FOR KC By Fred Katz Ross Gload, the former East Hampton High School baseball star, has finally hit his stride as a Major Leaguer. Gload was hitting .257 as a reserve player for the Kansas City Royals until July 23. But when his hometown Yankees came to Kansas City, Gload began to turn it on. Gload went 3 for 4 on July 24 against the Bombers. He has not cooled down since. In fact, he has hit a sizzling .357 since the All-Star Break and has now raised his average to an even .300 and earned a starting spot at first base. His slugging percentage has risen 68 points to .475 since that July 24

game against the Yankees. If he keeps this up, the Royals’ new number five hitter will be a force in the American League. Gload’s road to the Major Leagues was not easy. Usually, players drafted out of high school will spend a significant amount of time in the Minor Leagues before being called up to the majors. This gives them time to sharpen their fundamentals and develop their raw skills. The riper players, the college players, usually do not spend as much time in the Minor Leagues, as they have four more years of baseball experience and have developed, both mentally and physically. Therefore,

Gload, as a college ball player, did not expect to spend more than only a couple of years in the Minor Leagues coming out of college. However, it took him four long Minor League years before he could make it to the Majors. In 1997, Gload was signed by scout Dejon Watson and made his professional debut at Advanced Rookie Utica, part of the New YorkPenn League (Class A). The next year, Gload started to make an impact to his team for the first time, leading the league in doubles. He was named “Star of Stars”, the MVP honors of the league All-Star Game. (continued on page 34)

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Hamptons artist Chuck Close will be honored at the Whitney Museum of American Art Gala and Studio Party in New York on October 22, where his large tapestries of contemporary artists will be on display. Melva Bucksbaum and Amy Phelan are co-chairs and a number of the East End’s junior set, including Amanda Hearst, Lisa Anastos and Lauren Bush, have signed on to host the afterparty at the downstairs studio. * * * Merrick’s Lindsay Lohan skipped parties at the Star Room this summer and has instead been spending time at her third and most secluded rehabilitation center, the Cirque Lodge in Utah, where fellow famous youth Mary-Kate Olsen spent time in 2004. The repeat offender has recently been spotted by the paparazzi biking and hiking at the Lodge, rather than drinking and driving at Le Deux. * * * Former President Bill Clinton and possible first First Husband took time out from campaigning to play a few rounds of golf last weekend at Bridgehampton’s beautiful Atlantic Golf Club. No word on what he shot. * * * Writer Joyce Carol Oates has been spending some time out East this summer, recently checking into the Southampton Inn during a mid-July jaunt in the Hamptons. * * * Southampton’s Cathy Moriarty, who was up for an Oscar in Raging Bull, will play a nurse in the one-act play based on Ray Negron’s best-selling children’s book The Boy of Steel on September 22 at Utopia’s Paradise Theater in the Bronx, which Moriarty co-owns with her husband, Joseph Gentile. Underwriting the event, for the benefit of the Kips Bay Boys and Girls Club, is philanthropist Adele Smithers, president of the Christopher D. Smithers Foundation. * * * Many of East Hampton housewares designer Jonathan Adler’s home creations have been inspired by and made in Peru for the last ten years. In the wake of Peru’s recent devastating earthquake, Adler is now donating 10% of all store and web proceeds from through August 31st to the Peruvian relief effort. * * * Stars dined all around the Hamptons last weekend once again. Joy Behar, Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos ate at MUSE Restaurant & Aquatic Lounge last week, while Jon Bon Jovi and his family ate Cobb salads at East Hampton’s Rowdy Hall, where Nathan Lane also picked up a salad to go. Meanwhile, Republican Presidential Candidate Rudy Giuliani grabbed a bite to eat at the cozy Driver’s Seat restaurant in (continued on page 44)

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Journal

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“I’ve been told that the number of photographers at the game this year has set a new Artist-Writers record,” he said. Three great beauties, model Christie Brinkley, actress Laurie Singer and TV personality B. Smith, were suited up for the game and posing for the herds of photographers. There were flashes and clicking noises and “thank yous” and autographs. The game began with a thundering attack by the Artists, including wallops by Jeffrey Meizlik, Eddie McCarthy, and John Longmeyer. Before it ended, four runs had come in. But it didn’t seem fair. Mort Zuckerman, the pitcher for the Writers, was pitching a good game it seemed to me, but the ball was just going where his fielders weren’t. Tough luck. The runners ran around. I was the umpire calling balls and strikes behind the mound on this gorgeous afternoon, and I commiserated with Zuckerman as once again an easy grounder went just wide of a fielder’s outstretched glove. Well, it was just the beginning of the game. In the bottom of the first, the Writers really belted around the new pitcher for the Artists, landscape architect Joe Sopiak, the replacement for actor Roy Scheider, who was off on a shoot in Europe and could not get home on time for the game. But the balls, hard hit by the Writers as they were, landed squarely in the Artists’ gloves. And there were two really spectacular diving stops of ground balls by Artist Eric Ernst at shortstop, both of which were converted into

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outs. The Writers went down without being able to score. An interesting bit of commentary from Bert Sugar accompanied one blow by the Writers in the bottom of the first. It had been a high fly ball to center. Keep in mind that there was almost no wind on this most gorgeous day. “There’s a drive! The centerfielder is going back — way, way back. And he makes the catch.” The centerfielder, Eddie McCarthy, had taken a few steps back at the crack of the bat, then made a better judgment of the arc of the ball and jogged in to catch it, just behind second base. Sugar, apparently, did not have on his glasses. I did my best to umpire this game from behind the mound, but it wasn’t easy. It never is. At the slightest possibility of anything, the players, many of whom are competitive to the point of turning red in the face and screaming at the slightest close call that does not come their way, are all over us umpires, bursting out of the sidelines and running onto the field to confront us. Then Lief Hope, the organizer of the game, runs out shouting to support whatever decision we have made and sometimes, I just feel like saying, “look, I got the last ten things right. I don’t get any compliments for those, do I?” But then, umpires are just supposed to stand their ground and take it. It’s a tough job. Without a doubt, the most controversial play of the day came with a terrific shot down the right field line and over the fence by adventur-

er Richard Weise in the bottom of the sixth. Weise is one of the great power hitters of the game. He hit a home run in the fourth and on another occasion, sent a screaming line drive directly at my head behind the mound, which spun me around like a top trying to get out of its way. (Later, I learned that this shot had not been from him, but had been a whack by Jeff Meizlik. But at the time, I had believed it was Weise. Honestly, when it happened, it knocked whoever had hit it right out of my head. So there I was, calling balls and strikes on Weise and hiding behind the landscape architect still pitching. Let him take the hit.) In any case, there was one out and one man on and the Writers behind 6-3 when Weise came up, so this shot seemed very important at the time. It was a tremendous drive, hit so far over the fence that it nearly struck a goal post that marked the end of the football field that defined the opposite end of the park. But it was right down the line. Fair? Or foul? On this wonderful day, I had been all over the infield, looking for possible upcoming close calls. Someone would hit a single to left with a runner on second, I’d head for home to be ready for a play there. Someone would hit a bouncer to third with a man on first, I’d scoot toward second to watch both that base and first. I was doing my job. On this particular occasion, I was, however, holding a turnip. Now how that had come about (continued on page 26)

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Life On Mars, Etc. Viewing the Stars through the Big New Telescope in Montauk By Dan Rattiner Last Sunday night, at nine p.m., my girlfriend and I drove out to Montauk to the Theodore Roosevelt State Park where, in the darkness of a field there, we were told that a brand-new telescope on display, set up so that anyone who stopped by could look through the eyepiece and see the planets and stars, up-close and personal. The telescope is the brainchild of Jay Schneiderman, whose family owns the Breakers Resort and Cottages in that town and who has pursued a career as a local politician, winning the Supervisorship of East Hampton for two terms, and then getting elected for two

terms as a County Legislator representing this area. He is a popular man that people like and look to, and he is always full of ideas about what might or might not good for our community. Schneiderman is the man who got the idea to put a telescope in Montauk — actually, the idea is to have a full-blown Observatory — about three years ago, when someone told him that this very powerful telescope from the observatory of the ill-fated Bio-Dome in New Mexico would be up for sale at the bargain price of $250,000. Schneiderman went about persuading everybody that this would be a really good idea for the Theodore Roosevelt County Park in

Montauk because there are so few lights in that park and the stars in the sky are just awesome. He got no argument. And when the time came, the vote to buy the telescope went through. And here it was, the first use of this telescope on the stage set of Montauk. We drove up the driveway toward Second House, the historic Inn where Teddy Roosevelt and General Shaftner headquartered their troops while overseeing maneuvers at Montauk in 1898. But halfway up the driveway, off to the left, I saw what I was sure was the evening’s performance. There was the faint glow of red neon tubing coming from a clearing just outside (continued on the next page)

WAIT OUT GLOBAL WARMING IN THE HAMPTONS By Dan Rattiner As the twenty first century moves on, global warming will worsen, as I am sure you know. Lucky for us, however, it will worsen faster elsewhere in the world than in the Hamptons. We are very lucky indeed. This past week, a group called the National Center of Atmospheric Research based in Washington completed a study in which they merged the predictions of five different computer modelers around the world. Here are the results. Hardest hit here in America will be California. In the rest of the world, the coun-

tries that border the Mediterranean — such as Italy, France, Egypt and Libya — are going to get it bad, as will Australia and Brazil. One of the biggest changes in the weather will be in the tropical Pacific Ocean where the rains will come with greater frequency and volume. As a result, California and Australia will get more severe rainstorms, as will, for some reason, Brazil, even though it is on the opposite coast. As for the Atlantic, the direction of the Gulf Stream will be slightly altered as it passes near to Africa, but the change which will also mean heavier downfalls of rain, which will

mostly affect the Mediterranean region, especially the countries that border that sea. As for the Atlantic coast of the United States, there is nothing especially interesting to report, except that there will be a greater tendency toward warmer night temperatures. By 2099, warm night temperatures will come about once a month, rather than once every six months as they do now. There will also be more heat waves in the summertime, but both the heat waves and the warm nights can be dealt with by the simple expedient of turning up the air conditioning. And that’s that. Also, (continued on page 43)

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an outbuilding on the property. There were perhaps a hundred cars parked neatly in rows in a gravel parking lot. It was an eerie sight. “That’s got to be it,” is what I said. And it was. We stumbled out of the car — this was indeed a very dark landscape without anything to light our way — and headed toward the red glow by holding out our cell phones upside down in front of us and watching where we stepped

by the light of the screens of our cell phones. The telescope could not be missed. It was about ten feet tall, sat on an enormous tripod, and was about as big around as a rain barrel. It was pointing, if you could call it that, at a bright star in the sky. “I don’t see it,” a man was saying, peering through the eyepiece. An astronomer holding an electronic remote control was alongside him, monitoring

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him. “It’s very faint,” he said. “Like the powder from a doughnut.” “There it is,” the man said. “There it is.” About fifteen people stood patiently in line to get their peek through the eyepiece. We got in the back. “So what is this?” a woman asked as she got to the telescope. “It’s an entire galaxy exploding. It’s ten million lightyears away.” “Oh.” “Why can’t we look at Jupiter?” the next person, an older man, said. “It’s right over that itty bitty exploding galaxy.” (continued on page 48)

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Learning Curve After Ten Years, Our Towns Learn How to Party Responsibly By Dan Rattiner The Town of East Hampton has come a long way in figuring out how to have a major party. Last weekend, they approved of a private party for 250 people at the home of P. Diddy in the Northwest Woods facing out towards Gardiner’s Bay. Almost nobody objected. It was just nine years ago that P. Diddy, who then called himself Puff Daddy, held a party in this town for just about the same number of people, and it was a huge mess. Let us recall how things were handled in the summer of 1998. There was not only the Puff Daddy party, but also another party, or series of parties, that summer over a long weekend that sort of brought the house down. The result of this second party was that the Secret

Service took over the town, Georgica Pond got drained of all its water and the people running the party ran off with about $4 million. But first, there was the Puff Daddy party. At the time, Hip-Hop was new on the national stage — there was an element of danger about it and several Hip-Hop stars had been shot and killed just the year before. And so Puff Daddy marched into town with his girlfriend Jennifer Lopez and announced they were going to have a White Party on the Fourth of July. The issuance of town permits for large private gatherings was a new thing at the time. Many people felt it was somehow against the freedom of assembly laws in the constitution and there was much debate about this. But

there was a party permit issued for Puff Daddy, whose security crew, the town was reassured, would be stopping all cars a block or two from the gates of Puff Daddy’s house to make sure they weren’t harboring any gate crashers. Mike Zimet, head of security, told the Town that by using this procedure, they’d be able to keep the party under 250 people. On the night of the party, however, crowds of people and papparazi swarmed over the neighborhood. Thousands of uninvited guests showed up to bang on the gates of Puff Daddy’s house on Hedges Banks Road. Hedges Banks Road was gridlocked for many hours and afterward, it turned out that several babysitters in this quiet residential neighborhood were (continued on page 28)

FEARING MARTHA STEWART WILL STEAL THE TOWN By Dan Rattiner Some residents up in Katonah, New York are raising money to file a lawsuit against Martha Stewart. They are afraid Martha, who has a house in Katonah, is going to steal their town. Because Martha has a house in East Hampton — and what happens in Katonah might not necessarily stay in Katonah — I thought this situation was of some importance to the Town of East Hampton. East Hampton wasn’t always named East Hampton. And I will get to that later. The fact is, though, that Martha Stewart has filed papers to patent the name “Katonah.” Her

company has said that all she wants to do is have the exclusive rights to the name for use in her line of furniture, fabrics, linens, paint, hardware and some other stuff. The list is right there on their patent application for all to see, but the town residents are not so sure. The word going around at the Katonah Barber Shop and the Katonah Post Office is that she might be pulling a fast one. There are those that remember when a prominent Hollywood actress, Kim Basinger, bought an entire town eightteen years ago, stores and houses and all, and nearly bankrupted it before giving up on it ten years later.

There are also those who are familiar with the remarkable history of Katonah. Until 1890, the downtown village of Katonah was down in the Hudson Valley. But then, the State of New York bought Katonah in a condemnation proceeding and said they would deep-six it. They told the residents that the new Cross River Reservoir would flood the town in 1898, so you’d better get going. In 1896, the residents gave up fighting against the impending flooding and instead raised money privately to have the town moved. In 1897, the entire town — stores and houses and all about fifty buildings (continued on page 51)

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was because between innings, Leif Hope had handed it to me. It was heavy, painted white and slightly larger than a softball. “You hold on to this,” Leif whispered as he slipped it surreptitiously into my hand so the crowd couldn’t see. “Umps carry softballs sometimes. Just watch for me. I’ll give you the signal. You switch it with the pitcher’s softball. He throws it. BAM.” As the infield warmed up — this was two batters before Weise was to come up — I gave the landscape architect a peek at the turnip. “They want me to do WHAT?” he asked. As I said, Roy Scheider was away. The man was new. “This game has been played for 59 consecutive years,” I whispered. “It’s a tradition. In the first game on Wilfrid Zogbaum’s front lawn in 1948, Barney Rosset threw a turnip to Willem de Kooning. And, to his great surprise, since he thought it was a softball, he smashed it to smithereens.” “Oh,” the landscaper said. He reached for my turnip. “Not yet,” I said. “I’ll tell you when.” The first batter up, Hugo Lindgren, took two strikes and a ball. I was busy. How the hell do you hold a turnip in plain sight so nobody can see it, raise your right hand into the air to show the strikes, and your left hand into the air to show the balls? I kept thinking I ought to put something in my pocket, or clench something in my teeth, but I couldn’t figure out what. Also, what if I dropped the turnip and it just exploded right there in back of the mound?

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Meanwhile, I could not locate Hope to get the sign. He was nowhere to be seen. With the count one and two, Lindgren singled, bringing up Weise. And so this is what I wanted you to know about the condition I was in there in back of the mound when Weise hit a long drive down the right field line. The point is, I didn’t take off on the run to get to the first base foul line to see if it was fair or foul. I had the damned turnip. I also did not react right away for another reason. The thought had flashed through my mind about how grateful I was that Weise had not hit a line drive at my head. And so, I was only halfway over to the first

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base line when the ball came down alongside the goal posts. I thought — I have no idea. And I thought — thank goodness we have a first base umpire who could make the call. And then I thought, where is he? The first base umpire (who shall remain nameless), for some reason, had decided before this ball was hit to lope over into shallow right field between first and second base. I do not know why he did this. He was out of position. So he couldn’t make the call, either. But he did. He was very forceful about it. He stuck out his left arm and pointed. And he shouted “foul ball.” And I thought, “Yes? No?” And then everybody was swarming all over the field. The most competitive ball player on the field is, without a doubt, Mike Lupica, a 5’ 6” sparkplug of a fellow who, in real life, is the star sportswriter for the New York Daily News. In prior years, he has been all over me about things. “You call that UMPIRING? This is CRAP!” Things like that. And so he ran out and this is what he said to me. “That ball was dead fair. Two runs brings us back into the ballgame. You should overrule your right field umpire when you see a bad call like that. Ask the catcher. Even HE says it was fair.” And I thought, holding the turnip there, that’s a whole lot of words for this particular occasion coming from Mike Lupica. What has (continued on the next page)

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UMPIRE’S JOURNAL come over him? And so, Weise trotted back to the plate and on the next pitch, hit a drive deep to right, but before the fence, which was caught. And so the Writers, after the next hitter grounded out, left the field, still behind 6-3, rather than 6-5. And in the next inning, on the first pitch, Jeff Hilford smacked the turnip into a thousand pieces. And out on the mound, the landscaper and I hit each other a gleeful high-five. And so it went. In the top of the eighth inning, with the Artists still ahead by 6 to 3, the wheels came off the game for the Writers. Zuckerman had returned to pitching for the Writers, after a break, where Benito Vila pitched three successful innings and now, the Artists were banging the ball all over the lot. It wasn’t just luck now, as it had been in the top of the first. These were catchable balls missed, bad throws, fielders letting balls drop. It was awful. At one point, after a double scored two more runs, Zuckerman, holding the ball on the pitcher’s mound, looked at his outfielders as the smoke cleared with a wan smile, and then turned to me and said one word. Zuckerman can be tough with people. But I have never heard him curse. Then he did. “Sh-t,” he said. The inning ended with the posting of seven more Artists’ runs, stretching their total to l3. In the bottom of the ninth, my son David came up to hit for the Writers. This is the second year he has played in the game. And I have always looked forward to calling balls and strikes against him. But last year, he had popped out on the first pitch. And this year, again, he swung at the first pitch and popped out once again. Next year, before the game, I

have to talk to him about waiting the first few pitches out. Then Richard Weise came up again and belted a THIRD — no make it a SECOND — homerun over the right field fence. But it was too little, too late. Final score: Artists 13, Writers 5. After the game, up in the courtyard of the Lodge Restaurant, many of the players, all covered with dust and sweat, milled around at this traditional post-game get-together, drinking beer and taking about who did what and what might have been and so forth and so on. And I walked up to the catcher for the Artists, Tom Clohessy, and asked him about the homerun ball down the right field line that Weise had hit in the bottom of the sixth. “I saw it very clearly,” he said. “It cleared the fence right over the metal post that secures the fence and is stuck in the foul line there. It is only three feet high. It would have been better if it were ten feet high, like a real foul pole, but it wasn’t. And then the ball curved foul and it landed foul. So it was foul as far as I was concerned. Look — if it was a fair ball, I would have said so at the time.” I thanked him for his opinion. Then I thought, so he would sell out the Artists, a team he has played for during each of the past ten years straight, for the truth? I wasn’t so sure about that. I was back to square one. “Don’t worry about it,” he said. “Let me buy you another beer.” Leif Hope stood up and announced the results of the game, He announced that the Most Valuable Player of the game was Joe Sopiak. And he also talked about the money raised for charity. Sponsors for the event had con-

tributed nearly $80,000 for East End Hospice, East Hampton Day Care Center and the Phoenix House, the most money ever raised at this annual event. And everybody, red shirts and blue shirts, all together, let out a cheer. • ARTISTS WRITERS Eric Ernst SS Mike Lupica2B Ed Hollender SCF Donny Deutsch Jeff Meizlik 3B Lee Minetree 3B Eddie McCarthy CF Mort Zuckerman P John Longmire LF Ken Auletta 1B Peter Cestaro RF Jeff Hillford Jerry Silverstein C Harry Javer Walter Bernard 2B Dan Klores Dennis Lawrence 1B Juliet Papa Joe Sopiac P Richard Wiese CF Ron Middleton OF Michael Feldman Myhoa Nguyen David Zinczenko Bob Balaban Bill Collage LF Lori Singer SCF Brett Shevack 3B Randy Rosenthal P Richard Leventhal Geoff Prisco Mark Green Gregg Bello RF Burton Rocks Russel Blue OF Richard Reeves C Sy Pollack Benito Vila P Tom Clohessy C Kevin McEnearney B. Smith Walter Isaacson Dan Gasby David Lion Rattiner C Ronnette Riley James Lipton Kim Stolz Jeffrey Lyons Kalie Peters Christie Brinkley Kathy Amicucci UMPIRE Dan Rattiner ANNOUNCER Bert Sugar ARTISTS WRITERS

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unable to return home for the simple reason that their parents were unable to get through the traffic. The police, working under orders from Puff Daddy security, were stopping cars and nobody could get in or out. The sitters slept on couches where they were working. Probably the most poignant image of that party was that of Colonel J. C. Barb, a World War II vet and neighbor of Puff Daddy, who sat in a lawnchair for the entire time the party was in progress, defending his driveway from interlopers who might either want to park on it or make K turns by driving down it. The police tried to get him to move. He refused. He stayed there in his lawnchair on his property, barking at the interlopers, for much of the night. Inside the party, the music went on late into the night — way beyond the curfew hour — there were a lot of naked people running around and all the neighbors were unable to sleep because of the noise, which was finally brought to an end by the arrival of the Town police, instructed to come in by Mike Zimet. Later that summer, Bill and Hillary Clinton came to town to raise money for what turned out to be the unsuccessful 1998 Presidential Campaign of Al Gore. Bill and Hillary stayed at the home of Steven Spielberg on Georgica Pond in East Hampton and those who attended said Bill and Hillary weren’t on particularly good speaking terms inasmuch as the Lewinski affair had just taken place a few months before. The next day there was a reception held at the home of Alec Baldwin and Kim

Basinger. There was another party at the home of another celebrity. Helicopters flew overhead. Secret Service men were all over town. And somebody illegally drained Georgica Pond — down to flies and mud — in the middle of the night, just before the Clintons arrived. (Was it so gawkers could not canoe out and take pictures of the Clintons at Spielberg’s lawn? Who knew? Could a sitting President’s Secret Service order that done? Nobody was ever arrested as a result of this.) The next summer, two bachelor brothers with the last name of Wilzig held a giant bash at their “castle” in Water Mill, which I attended. The disconcerting thing about that was they had armed security guards with exposed weapons walking along patrolling on Deerfield Road — keeping “law and order,” as you drove up toward the event. Well, everyone’s learned how to hold a party in the past nine years. The P. Diddy party will take place between four p.m. and midnight, at which time it will be at an end. It will take place on Saturday night, September 3, on the same night that the Fourh of July fireworks, postponed from Independence Day because of Piping Plovers nesting on the beach, will be going off at Main Beach in downtown East Hampton. P. Diddy’s representatives requested that the upcoming

party Diddy was holding include a fireworks display of its own, shot off from a barge in Gardiner’s Bay by the world’s foremost fireworks firm, Grucci Brothers — but the town denied it on the grounds that where the barge would be set up and where boaters would drop anchor — is dangerously close to Hedges Banks, an area fraught with underwater rocks and boulders. “We don’t want to see somebody with a keel busted up on some rocks someplace,” said councilman Brad Loewen. As for the parking, well, there won’t be any. All parking, even for the help, will take place in the field at the East Hampton Airport two miles away, where a team of shuttle busses will transport everyone to the party and back all evening. The busses are owned by the same firm that, for each of the past four weekends, has transported the occupants to a fundraising party at the Ross School in an orderly fashion. There, partygoers enjoyed performances by Prince, Billy Joel, the Dave Matthews Band and James Taylor. Whether Colonel J. C. Barb will sit out in his lawn chair is not known. But clearly everyone has learned a whole lot on how to run a celebrity party. It’s important to have these laws to guide everyone, even if they might press a little on our freedom of assembly. •

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On TV Walk Tall and Smile Out on the Beaches of Southampton By David Lion Rattiner Smile, you’re on candid camera. It was announced last week that Southampton Village is going to install live Internet cameras at Coopers Beach and at Agawam Park and that they have intentions of putting in more cameras in the future. The reason is so that police officers and village officials can keep an eye out for illegal activities that go on down at the beach. The cameras will provide live feeds to the village police department all of the time. This means that police will be able to monitor everything that goes on, including criminal acts such as vandalism or underage partying at the beach.

These cameras will also provide a live feed to anyone with a computer. This means that if you are not careful, you could become an online Internet porn star, if you do something you might only do in private. Be warned. In all seriousness though, Mayor Mark Epley is truly taking some initiative and the program will be an excellent source of information and also an excellent deterrent for criminals. Last summer a rash of robberies started happening at beaches because people would walk on the beach and leave their purses or handbags in their cars and criminals would steal them. It took constant police surveillance in unmarked police vehicles and cooperation with both East Hampton police

and Southampton police to bring the thieves to justice, but the process took a month. Having cameras there would have made such a case a lot easier and give police more manpower and more resources to focus on other crime in the area. Everybody is talking about the advantages of having such cameras in Southampton, mainly for law enforcement purposes, but also, according to Epley, as a promotional tool for the village that will allow people to check the waves at the beach from their computers. They are also looking to have cameras setup where frequent ongoing vandalism happens. And so, you can all breathe a sigh of relief (continued on the next page)

TRYING AGAIN TO AUCTION A HOUSE IN SAG HARBOR By Christian McLean Does anyone want to buy a dilapidated house held together with ancient nails and good old fashioned stubbornness? Going once? Going twice? All right, let’s give it a third try… Any takers? At $900,000 ($200,000 less than the original auction price of two years ago) the now infamous Morpurgo property of Sag Harbor will be going back on the auction block on September 21. Mark your calendars, as this should be another chapter in the story of a house that has brought a whole community together (some in a lawsuit filed by Annselem Morpurgo — others just to see what will happen next in the ongoing saga of two sisters and one very old house). While we may make light of the decaying residence and the $100 million lawsuit Annselem has fielded,

claiming civil rights violations, the truth is, your tax money may be going toward attorneys for The Incorporated Village of Sag Harbor, the Village Police Department, the Sag Harbor Village Building Department and the Suffolk County Water Authority in the case. But there is more at stake than just money, there are people’s lives. The residence that started all this trouble sits on quiet Union Street, a minute’s walk from Sag Harbor Village. The house holds historic value as a militia lodge from the 1700s, though it is not landmarked or preserved. It changed hands several times over the centuries and eventually the property was purchased by the Morpurgo family and then left to their two children, Helga and Annselem (or purchased from their estate by

Annselem, depending on who you ask). The house has fallen into serious disrepair and has been deemed uninhabitable. It is rumored that the floors are caving in and the plumbing hasn’t worked in years. It’s like Grey Gardens, minus the aristocratic pedigree and cats. Helga wants to sell the house and move on, but Annselem is hell-bent on keeping it or selling a percentage of it at a price far beyond its assessed value. While this seems like nothing more than a domestic dispute between two sisters, outlandish asking prices like a $100 million price tag on eBay a year ago gave the house national attention. Two unsuccessful public auctions held on the steps of Sag Harbor’s Municipal Building have also created quite a buzz. Add to this the (continued on page 54)

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in Southampton because Big Brother is watching (insert scary music here) you. With everything that is going on in the world, the news has sparked gossip in Southampton about privacy, especially in the wake of the new federal laws that allow the government to wiretap your telephone without a warrant. This can be scary stuff if you are talking about Sake Bombs at Mt. Fuji in Southampton on your cell phone and the next thing you know you are whipped up in a CIA helicopter for your first, or if you are a high roller, your ten thousandth helicopter ride out of the Hamptons. Only this time you are gagged and blindfolded. But the program should do the village some

good. After all, lots of places have cameras for security purposes. Nearly every business on Main Street keeps a security camera handy, as well as a lot of private homes in Southampton. So why not let the government do the same? As long as they are not putting cameras in the bathroom, I’m all for it. The real question is, will Southampton go too far? Could these cameras be the start of a bigger, broader scheme of public control by Big Brother, I mean Southampton Village? You never know, it could be happening already. If you haven’t noticed, it would appear that Southampton is already identifying who people are and where they are from. For example, if a Southamptonite is walking around

town wearing Armani, Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Versace, or Ralph Lauren and are driving a Mercedes, BMW, Maserati, Ferrari, Audi or Lexus they are immediately labeled and identified by the local authorities and are ticketed. Oh sure, they say it is because they don’t have a beach sticker or are parked in front of a fire hydrant, or are parked in one spot for too long but we all know the real reason. Big Brother has gotten so bad in Southampton, that if your name isn’t on a list at any sort of function or event in, you can’t even get into it unless “they know who you are.” If that’s not Big Brother, I don’t know what is.

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Rodeo Drive East The Gold, the Glitter, the Chic and the Dreams on Main Street By Mike Vilensky East Hampton’s Main Street is one of the busiest blocks in the Hamptons. Walking down it on a sunny Saturday afternoon over the summer, one is treated to the fulfillment of every Hamptons cliché — women in chic glasses and white pants lunching outside at Cittanuova, old friends catching up with each other about their travels through Cannes and St. Tropez, goodlooking young couples strolling by Ralph Lauren together and a few hip teenagers meandering around. The street has unarguably become the defining hotspot for Hamptons glamour to a near shameless degree. While the rest of the East End may pride

itself on unique boutiques and a relaxed atmosphere, East Hampton has boldly decided to forgo the façade of seaside subtlety and friendliness and paint itself as an over-the-top family shopping fantasyland for upper-echelon second home owners. And so, as the crowds have grown on Main Street, it has become an attraction unto itself. But with all the glitterati that’s been brought to East Hampton in the past few years — the expensive, architecturally-fascinating stores, rare clothes, beautifully paved blocks and star sightings — who is really buying? The Gucci store, now two years old, flaunts its one of a kind Gucci “Hamptons bicycle” in the window, equipped with a price-tag that’s more

than tenfold that of your sturdy Schwinn. The store also wows shoppers with a television displaying nonstop runway action from Gucci fashion shows. The old candy store at the beginning of town, Nuts about Chocolate, is, as of this June, a fun, family-friendly Dylan’s Candy Bar, the mini candy fun-land of Ralph Lauren’s daughter. Interesting fashion favorite Alice + Olivia On The Circle, has been replaced by fashion mainstay Jill Stuart. Elie Tahari has reopened his store in a larger location — replacing the old East Hampton post office. John Varvatos has opened a store with a plethora of hanging light bulbs coming together in the center, form(continued on the next page)

SUNY SOUTHAMPTON GOES GREEN FOREVER IN 10 DAYS By Alan Braveman September of this year will be host to an exciting rebirth on the old Southampton College campus as Stony Brook Southampton inaugurates its first full year with the opening of the still being renovated campus. The residence halls will see more then 103 students in residence. The residence halls have been totally rehabbed to now include high-speed Internet access, air conditioning and cable television access. All the rooms have now been furnished with new furniture, including beds, chairs, bookcases and dressers for each student. The plumbing and wiring are also all new, along with a security system designed to provide maximum protection for resident students. The new Student Center, formerly Chester C.Wood Hall, has been stripped of its name and is undergoing massive renovations. A new entrance, a spanking new kitchen and a real

Executive Chef will be ready to serve these pioneering students. At this time, the menu is being planned to reflect the choices and requests of the 250 students, (which includes those not living in the dorms,) who are now enrolled in this new college. There will be a fitness center operating by the time classes start, as well as a newly renovated Fine Arts center. The WLIU Radio Station will vacate its quarters in about two years and that space may be converted to offices for faculty and administration or additional classrooms. There have been a variety of new appointments to the faculty and staff, the most recent of which is the first Dean of Students, Anna Maria Cobo de Paci. She will be charged with creating student life programs that reflect the new curriculum of sustainability. There will be a total of 21 faculty members of various ranks this upcoming fall. There are four-

teen administrators on campus as of now and both of those numbers will grow incrementally along with the number of students. It is expected that there will be about 400 students in attendance next year and that within a few years, the student body will reach about 2,000 and then level off. Faculty and staff appointments will be made based on the needs of the student body. The unusual curriculum created for Stony Brook Southampton will call for a wide range of faculty and lecturers that may be far from the usual spectrum of educators found on most college campuses. The ecological orientation of the students who have chosen to attend the new school can be seen in some of the simplest things around the campus, such as the electric-powered scooters that the grounds crew is using, the non-chemical fer(continued on page 36)

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ing a piece of electric art. The Ralph Lauren Kids store has upped the ante on kid’s clothing stores by placing a giant white treehouse in the middle of the store. Animal-print enthusiast Devi Kroell has opened shop this season on the northeast corner of Main Street and Newtown Lane. Italian cashmere and men’s luxury clothes designer Brunello Cucinelli, whose dramatic website lists “philosophy” before “collection,” has also opened an East Hampton store this summer, one of the few in the world. Almost every important designer is now selling their high-end clothes at even higher prices in flashy stores in East Hampton, each trying to outdo the others. Shopping on Rodeo Drive, I once bought a stick of Versace deodorant at the breathtaking L.A. store. I bought it because, at sixteen, I thought the block was so beautiful that I had to take some relic of it home with me and, having lived in L.A. for six weeks, I couldn’t even afford cologne. Despite leaving Rodeo Drive having blown some cash on unnecessary (though quite pleasantly aromatic, I must say) deodorant and an overpriced lunch at an expensive “diner,” leaving me relatively empty-handed, I still thought of the day as one of the best I spent in that city. This is because Rodeo Drive itself has long been one of Beverly Hills’ main attractions. Seeing the stores (and occasionally the stars, though far less often than one is led to believe) and the shoppers (a surreal canvas of commercial perfection, similar to that of East Hampton Main Street, though, perhaps on a more grandiose scale and with palm trees) has

become a cultural activity unto itself, rather than the actual buying of the high-end commodities. Every day, thousands of tourists flock to Rodeo Drive and Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue, often with wide-eyed children in tow, to day-trip along the Avenue’s legend as (allegedly) the crème de la crème of aristocratic shopping, as well as famous for the manmade beauty, such as Sak’s snowflake winter light show. In reality, L.A. residents generally avoid the touristy Rodeo Drive, which is ostentatiously overpriced and impractical. And New York City residents often avoid Fifth Avenue, where designer boutiques refuse to have sales while designer department stores down the block offer discounts on the same duds. Regardless of the impracticality of these avenues, the designer stores themselves are so ornately designed and meticulously crafted that they are worth seeing just for themselves. And so, East Hampton’s Main Street has joined a similar rank. Of course, very few people who actually live in the Hamptons, even only over the summer, do the majority of their shopping on East Hampton’s Main Street. But entertaining Hampton newcomers for a weekend, one has to take them to Main Street in East Hampton for a day — not doing so might be like robbing them of the full Hamptons experience, in spite of the fact that the day is an experience you would probably not want to have again (in lieu of a trip to the beach or a bike ride) if you weren’t with guests. Main Street, like the fashion hotspots of many major cities and fashionable towns, is beautiful

in the way that a Hamptons virgin would have imagined it to be. In fact, its almost become the embodiment of what outsiders expect when they hear the term the “Hamptons,” (often in the media, like on VH1’s new show, “The Fabulous Life Of: The Hamptons”). The idea of the Hamptons has become marketable in and of itself. With the amount of money that goes into crafting the boutiques, versus the amount of money actually spent by consumers on the clothing, the general belief is that these stores often don’t break even. However, the locale of your brand has become essential to building it. Notice that on storefront and shopping bags, designers often place the names of the places that their store exists. Underneath “Example High End Designer,” you will almost always see something like, “New York. Los Angeles. Paris.” and often places like “Aspen. Bal Harbour. Bali.” Rarely will you see “Buffalo” under a brand name, even if a department store in that area carries it. Now, adding “East Hampton” to the top-drawer list has become crucial to keeping up with the other prominent brands. Similarly, the store itself has to impress. In order to sell a brand name, the brand has to prove itself worthy of its prices and pretension by looking the part. So although the individual stores on Main Street, in reality, rarely garner the company a ton of money, they serve as the most important form of advertising and prove the brand’s merit in the fashion game, all of which translates into a fun day for the family or guests, who try on (continued on page 61)

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Hampton Traditions I Getting Your Dinner Chicken at Iacono Farms on Long Lane By T.J. Clemente I was waiting on line at the snack bar at Main Beach in East Hampton and happened to eavesdrop on a talk between two women about the Iacono Chicken dinner they were going to have that evening. For those who don’t know about the legendary chicken farm the Iacono family has maintained on Long Lane in East Hampton since 1948, here are some basic facts. At the poultry farm, there are about 1,000-1,100 laying hens. There are Rhode Island Red hens for great brown eggs and White Leghorns for white eggs. The color of the hens’ feathers determine the eggs’ color.

However, there is no nutritional difference between the brown and white egg. The eggs come in different sizes. These sizes include pullet, small, medium and large. Although the Iacono poultry products are not certified organic (one woman said that’s because they preceded all that by forty years), the family says that they do not use any chemicals, hormones or antibiotics. Diane Shippman, who was manager at what once was the Farmhouse Restaurant in Pantigo, explains that, “Iacono chickens are really delicious. It is so much fresher than the ones at Waldbaums and the IGA. You really can taste the difference. And the eggs

are so fresh, when you buy them they were laid that morning. It’s just so amazing that you have the option to go right to the farm stand right on Long Lane and buy them.” In fact, local restaurants in the area such as The Laundry, mention in the menu that they serve an authentic East Hampton Iacono chicken. The Cornish Hens are also special and around Thanksgiving and other holidays, the Iaconos carry geese and turkeys. Another East Hampton mother said that paying a little more for an Iacono chicken is always justified by the reaction it gets once it is on the dinner table. It is not the fact that (continued on the next page)

JILL & CLIFF VINER PAY FOR AN ENTIRE FUNDRAISER By Janine Cheviot For the second year in a row, Quogue residents Jill and Cliff Viner have generously underwritten An Evening Under the Stars — an event that will include a performance by superstar Diana Ross — to benefit The Diabetes Research Institute, a cause close to Ms. Viner’s heart. Her brother, Craig Silver, was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes when he was ten years old, and her family has been involved in hoping to find a cure for the disease ever since. While attending the University of Miami, Ms. Viner actively supported diabetes research

and remembers attending the Love and Hope Ball with her parents, but said she has really reconnected with the cause over the last few years. “I wanted to increase awareness and help the New York chapter grow,” she said, explaining that the chapter was developed only three years ago. “The DRI foundation is based in Miami, but they need strong support here.” Last year, the Viners hosted An Evening Under the Stars at their oceanfront Quogue residence, which featured a performance by Grammy Award-winning soul singer Patti LaBelle — who has lived with diabetes for over

a decade. But this year, due to an increased outpour of interest and support, the event will be held on Saturday, August 25 at Stony Brook Southampton, accommodating 500 guests — double the capacity of last summer’s affair. “We came up with the idea last year as a way to raise awareness, but this year it’s being held as a fundraiser,” Ms. Viner said of the overwhelming response, adding that the stellar and compelling atmosphere will again be designed by Barton G., an international leader in the events production industry and supporter of the DRI. (continued on page 53)

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But Gload had trouble hitting breaking balls from right-handed pitchers. This glaring weakness was preventing a promotion to the Major Leagues. Even so, Gload was called up to the highest level of Class A ball, playing at Brevard County, a Minor League affiliate of the Florida Marlins, in 1999. However, Gload still had trouble hitting curveballs and sliders. Scouts said that he jumped out in front of the ball, not driving the pitch the other way. He could not keep his hands back at the plate. Therefore, he pulled too many pitches to right field. 2000 was the most consequential season of Gload’s Minor League career. On the day of the July 31 trade deadline, Gload was traded

to the Chicago Cubs. After a month in the Cubs’ Minor League system, he was promoted to the Major Leagues as a September call-up. In his Major League debut against the San Francisco Giants, Gload did not manage to get a hit, going 0-4 on the day. Five days after his call-up, Gload hit his first Major League homerun off Brian Rose in Colorado. His career had finally jump-started. Late in 2000, Gload was sent back down to the Minor Leagues and compiled good numbers at Class AAA. In 2001, Gload persevered through the Minor Leagues and was called up to the Major Leagues again, this time with the Colorado Rockies. He hit .258 in only 31 Ross Gload

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it is so local or novel, but that it taste so good, so different. “It just puts the entire meal over the top,” is how she explained it. Lynn Ronchetto of Manhattan and East Hampton believes in paying more for the Iacono chicken. As she explained, “When you start with a higher quality chicken, it’s more fun to add herbs and spices to bring out the great taste of the chicken.” Ms. Shiffman is all smiles when talking about going to the farm stand and buying the poultry products, calling this one of the bonuses of living in East Hampton. She enjoyed going there with her mom when she was younger and now goes on her own. She believes it’s like getting strawberries from the strawberry patch, or fresh vegetables from the many local farm stands. Another woman said it is the essence of small town America to utilize the fresh, local farm products to enhance the rural experience that you just can’t get shopping Up Island or in The City. There are some who make the analogy that Iacono chicken is to East Hampton what Tate’s Chocolate Chip Cookies are to Southampton. Kathleen King, the originator of Tate’s Cookies, was the eleven-year-old daughter of a Southampton farmer when she started selling her cookies at her family’s farm stand to make some extra spending money. In the case of the Iacono family, it is Anthony Iacono who now carries on his parents’ tradition with pride and steadfastness. If you have not yet visited the oldest poultry farm on the East End, there is still time to sample their chicken before the summer ends. The Iacono farm stand is located on Long Lane just past the East Hampton High School and is opened Mon.-Sat. from 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., on Sunday from 10 a.m. to noon. The farm stand is closed on Tuesdays. Just look for the hanging wooden chicken.

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By Jessica Murray John Varvatos began designing his men’s lifestyle collection in 2000 — not too long ago, in fashion years. Since then, he has created a new trend in men’s fashion that combines classic styling with a laid-back that is unmatched by other leading designers’ work. Varvatos grew up in Michigan and got his first exposure to fashion in college, while working in men’s clothing stores. He received a degree in teaching and education, but upon graduation, Varvatos gave in to his addiction to design and put aside a career in education to pursue his fashion interests. After owning a store in Michigan for three years, Varvatos got the chance to work at Ralph Lauren’s Midwest offices and later headed to New York. In these first years at Ralph Lauren, the young designer interacted and was involved with much of the company’s design team. This is when he realized, “Wow, this is what I want to do,” he remembered. Upon this epiphany, Varvatos took an array of night classes at the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York City and later, got more involved with the design side of Ralph Lauren. After seven years with the company, he had the opportunity to be the head of menswear at Calvin Klein and went for it. He started the cK collection and had the chance to revamp a variety of things, including the company’s underwear line. “I was starting a lot of things from scratch,” Varvatos said. He returned to Ralph Lauren in 1995 as the head of men’s design. It was during this time that Varvatos created and launched Ralph Lauren’s youthful Polo Jeans Company, which became a great success. After a few more years at Ralph Lauren, Varvatos decided it was time to do something new — so he went solo. “It was an opportunity to do something different in the marketplace,” Varvatos said. Varvatos saw a void in the fashion world between the preppy and Euro-chic styles, so he created a style based on his own unique vision. From skintight pinstripe suits and tailored wool vests to leather motorcycle jackets and skinny European-inspired ties, the Varvatos style is both edgy and haute. This unique style has resulted in his being named Steve Perry’s official designer during Aerosmith’s most recent tour. In keeping with

John Varvatos Fashion Designer his rock n’ roll sensibility, his advertising campaigns, shot in gritty black-and-white by music documentarian Danny Clinch, star Iggy Pop, Slash, Alice Cooper, Chris Cornell and other artists with a taste for high fashion with an edge. The first John Varvatos men’s line came

his first store in SoHo. Since its start in 2000, the company has opened stores in six locations — the newest on Newtown Lane in East Hampton — and has sold pieces in other venues throughout North America, Europe, Asia and the Middle East. Varvatos designs several collections, including the John Varvatos Collection, the Star USA Collection — for the younger customer — and Converse by John Varvatos. He has also started producing fragrance, skincare and eyewear collections that have only added to the company’s success. Along with the Perry Ellis award, Varvatos received accolades in 2001 and 2005 as the CFDA’s menswear designer of the year, putting him on the same stage as Michael Kors, Marc Jacobs, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger and Helmut Lang. He attributes this recognition to the fact that he has been able to become more focused and aggressive with his designs with each collection. “Like anything in life, you really get your rhythm,” he said. When asked about his biggest learning experience in his business thus far, Varvatos responded that working at Ralph Lauren was “the most defining place [he] had worked for” and that Lauren taught him to “never compromise my vision.” Although his newest store on Newtown Lane is just a stroll away from his old employer, mentor and friend, he does not feel competitive with Lauren, as the two designers maintain a mutual respect for one another’s careers and design for a slightly different clientele. Varvatos also mentioned that working for Calvin Klein gave him the chance to experience the more modern side of fashion, while Ralph Lauren was taught him how to create a classic look. On top of establishing himself as designer, Varvatos also values philanthropy and gets involved with the communities in which his stores reside. His store in West Hollywood has donated $1 million to the Santa Monica Rape Treatment Center and a portion of the proceeds of the sale of the Jim Marshall photographs chronicling the lives of artists such as Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards and Johnny Cash that are on display at the new East Hampton store until September 3 will be donated to the Ross School. Varvatos values education — whether academic, musical or artistic — which is why he chose the Ross School as the beneficiary of the event. Although Varvatos’ name might be new to

From skintight pinstripe suits and tailored wool vests to leather motorcycle jackets and skinny European-inspired ties, the Varvatos style is both edgy and haute. out in the fall of 2000 and as a result of its success, the Council of Fashion Designers in America (CFDA) honored Varvatos with the Perry Ellis Award for New Talent. Fall of 2000 was a busy time for Varvatos as it was then that he debuted both his first men’s line and

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tilizers to improve the grounds and the new trash containers that request that students and staff separate the recyclables from the mixed paper, bottles, cans and plain trash. Stony Brook Southampton’s Major program in Environmental Studies will prepare students for careers in ecotourism, environmental conservation, journalism, law, management, population studies, public interest studies and public service, including public health and television documentary production. In addition, there will be field study programs, research programs and internships that will be part of the programs providing real world experience for the students. There are also study abroad opportunities, including one in Jamaica’s Discovery Bay Marine Laboratory, the West Indies for students inter-

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ested in Tropical Marine Ecology. The study-abroad program in Madagascar will include living and learning near the rainforest where Stony Brook operates a lab in conjunction with the United States Government. The goal of this innovative and timely curriculum is to give the students the ability to address the complex scientific, legal, socio-economic and ethical issues that define and surround environmental issues. In addition studies in dance, theater, film, photography, art, design and literature are also important parts of the new curriculum. The wellspring of artists in the local community has created a vast pool of instructors who will be part and parcel of this program. The MFA program has been approved and certified and is a

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the Hampton shopper, he has been a visitor to the East End for the past fifteen years. He frequently visits his in-laws in Southampton and always enjoys what the Hamptons have to offer. Varvatos maintains that, “even with some of the area’s development, something about the Hamptons still seems untouched” to him. When he comes out here, he likes to spend time with his family, catch up with friends and relax on the beach. Besides his favorite hangout, the Clam Bar, the designer enjoys hanging out at his new store and watching people take in the whole experience. “I’m so busy during the week that it’s nice to not always be in the

midst of all the craziness,” he said. John Varvatos has earned this respite. Although he cannot be at his new store every day, he was involved with every facet of the design of the East Hampton location. He wanted the outside to look as if the store had been there for a long time, while fitting in with the local East Hampton shops. For these reasons, Varvatos decided to keep the original front faççade of the store, so it felt like his store belonged to the community. The walls are lined with photographs of classic rock n’ rollers, vintage furniture and lighting, which he began collecting nine months prior to the store’s

opening. Varvatos’ passions are deeply embedded in all things vintage and rock n’ roll and his new store reflects that. “This store became a lot more about my personal sensibility,” he explained. In the upcoming year, Varvatos plans to open four more stores. “It’s a very exciting time for my team,” he said. As the company continues to grow and he sees more people wearing his clothes, Varvatos likens the uplifting feeling he gets to the moment at the Academy Awards when Oscar-winner Sally Field got on the microphone and said, “You like me! You really like me!”

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Tour De Citiots Driving around in the Hamptons has become a lot more dangerous then it used to be — it’s not because there is a lot of traffic, or because city people can’t drive, or because there are illegal immigrants driving without licenses. No, we’ve had all that for years, but this year, we have gangs. I’m talking about bicycle gangs. I’m talking about the overweight, spandex-wearing, helmet sporting, $2,000-bicycle-riding groups of guys who race down the streets of the Hamptons as if they were competing in the Tour De France. The bike clans have hit the Hamptons in a big way this year. Every summer it is something different. One year, all you saw was idiots driving around with five hundred kayaks strapped to the top of their roofs. Another year, it was ridiculously-sized longboards and another year, it was guys on bicycles that were so low to the ground that they looked like they were sitting on chairs. This year is the year of the Tour De Citiot. A year of grown men and women dressing up like Lance Armstrong, sitting on a bicycle seat the size of a carrot and parading through the streets wearing shirts that have DHL sponsor logos on them. I’m all for a fitness craze. Lord knows, we all need to get outside more and enjoy the weather. I have no problems with joggers, or the women that jog with their babies in jogging strollers, or skateboarders, kayakers, or even idiot long boarders. But the other day, while driving to work, the Tour De Citiots got to me. I want to make it clear that if you are a bike rider, you are totally fine in my book — because you are a cool person — but these other morons just look ridiculous. I was driving behind a pack of three guys, all dressed the same and all sporting beer bellies, sweating through their one-sizetoo-small spandex t-shirts, riding their bicycles directly in front of me, in the middle of the roadon Route 27 in Wainscott. They were hunched down in an athletic position, wearing sunglasses and gloves that exposed their fingers, going about ten miles an hour. Oooooooh, how impressive. I slowed down and was fine. I’ve dealt with this before. “Live and let live” is what I say. Yay for the planet and nay for global warming. All I needed to do was zip around them and drive away. However, as I attempted to do this, one of them did the most audacious thing I have seen in a while. He stuck out his hand — without looking, mind you — in a very authoritative way, ordering me not to pass him on the left. Who does this guy think he is? Apparently, the guy didn’t think it was a good idea for me to pass him because we were traveling on a double-yellow-lined road and since they were going so lightning fast, it might be dangerous. You have got to be kidding me. I ignored his hand and maneuvered my car on the left-hand side of the road and drove next to him for a moment, made eye contact and shook my head as if I was disappointed in the human race. Then I got in front of him. I truly hoped that

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at bats in Colorado. Spending another full season in the Minor Leagues in 2003, the White Sox saw talent in Gload as they gave him his first full Major League season. Gload did not disappoint, finishing eighth in AL Rookie of the Year Voting and leading all rookies in average (.321), slugging percentage (.479) and on-base percentage (.375) in 234 at bats. However, most of his hits were off fastballs. Now, for the first time in his Major League

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have become his strength at the plate. 32% of his hits are hit to left field, which means he is waiting back on the ball properly now, and driving off-speed pitches to the outfield. Ross Gload’s career path has taken many dips and turns. However, his perseverance and determination have allowed him to be the best baseball player that the Hamptons have produced since Carl Yazstremski. It is possible that Gload could be a star in the league for many years to come.

forever circling the sun in exactly the same orbit each time. And each time, as the Earth passed through the orbit of this asteroid, bits of its dust got caught up in our atmosphere to make this sparkly nighttime trail. It would be at its peak at about two in the morning, far too late for just about anybody there. “There’s another one.” A few people lay down on top of these picnic tables. There were eight tables. You could get sixteen people on them lying down head to head or feet to feet. We found a vacant one and did just that. It was quite relaxing. Every once in a while, however, the highbeams of a car on the driveway would shine up the hill as someone drove by. People would shield their eyes. “Jeeez,” somebody said. “They’re trying to blind us.” “I see the rings of Jupiter,” somebody at the telescope said. “There are no rings around Jupiter. You’re thinking of Saturn.” “Whatever.” At one point, my girlfriend and I returned to the back of the line by the telescope to look at Jupiter, which by popular demand, had been returned to the eyepiece by the astronomer using his remote control. “Can you see the moons of Jupiter?” the astronomer asked me. “I see what looks like three tiny stars, two on one side and one on the other.” “That’s them.”

“But Jupiter is kind of blurry.” “The telescope has to get the humidity off its lenses. It does it automatically.” “How long does that take?” “Fifteen minutes.” “Okay, next,” the astronomer said. So I left and my girlfriend looked for a while. “When the lens clears, you’ll see these horizontal stripes on Jupiter,” the astronomer was telling my girlfriend. We left a short time later. But when we got down to the car, my ipod, which had been in my pants pocket, was not there anymore. I was sure it had come out when I was lying on the picnic table. So I went back — bravely using only one cell phone — but couldn’t find it. Then, I did find it, in the bottom of one of the pockets of my pants I had looked in before unsuccessfully. “It will be nice when they have an observatory,” I said. It appeared that they had trundled the thing out along the tubes of red glowing lights from the outbuilding. When they were done, they were going to trundle it back. It probably weighed about a thousand pounds. “I think they’re onto something,” my girlfriend said. I had backed out of my parking space with the headlights off so as not to shine the lights on the telescope up the hill. Now I turned them back on. We drove down the driveway the way we had come and went back through town, stopping at John’s Drive in to get ice cream cones. •

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“We were looking at Jupiter until ten minutes ago.” Besides the people standing in line, there were a whole bunch of people sitting on benches at picnic tables in this clearing. And they were looking up. It was an absolutely amazing sky, a great dome of stars and planets and galaxies and well, a few blinking items that apparently were airplanes. The red neon, some sort of chemical inside a plastic tubing, snaked its way around the site. Every once in a while, a collective gasp went up from the crowd sitting at the picnic tables. “What?” “Did you see it?” “What?” “A flash from a shooting star. Over there.” “I just saw one. It was the other way. Just over the tree in the back.” Everyone was looking at something that had nothing to do with the telescope, but did have to do with astronomy and was the reason we had decided to take the drive out there. This was the big night of the annual meteor shower that comes to the United States every August. “There’s another one.” “That’s an airplane.” “It’s trying to get away.” The shooting stars, or meteor shower flashes, were, according to another astronomer who was over at the picnic tables, grains of sand burning up in the atmosphere about a hundred miles up. There was this long, long trail of meteor dust, part of the orbit of an asteroid that was

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The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #461 Time, time, time, is on my side, yes it is I have a memory from when I was a very small child of my great grandfather, Clancy Seaman, standing in the kitchen in his LIRR conductor’s uniform, with a vest that had a chain draped from a buttonhole to a small pocket on the vest. My great grandfather used a pocket watch, as was the custom for his generation. I always thought he looked so proud and dapper in his railroad uniform. I think I fell in love with pocket watches because of that memory. Pocket watches are novelties now and except for the real antiques, no modern watchmakers

make them and no one uses them. A pity. The wristwatch came into existence in the 1920s — courtesy of Tiffany’s, who made them for the Army and called them “tank watches” — and we’ve had time on our hands ever since. If you ever need to know if someone is right or lefthanded and you don’t want to ask him, look at his wrist. Right-handers wear their watches on their left wrist and vice-versa.

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And if someone forgot to wear their watch on any given day, you would know that by the fact that they look at a blank wrist and curse every five minutes all day long. I noticed that many young people don’t wear watches at all. I asked my daughter why not, and she said, “Cell phones, Mom. You can set your screen to always show the time. Wearing a watch is for old people, it’s the sign of a TC, Technologically Challenged, that’s you Mom.” “Yeah, but when you want to know the time, you have to find your phone in your purse first.” “No, that’s what phone chains are for,” she said as she showed me her cell phone on a tiny tether, strapped to her purse. “What’s the little seahorse for?” I asked, observing that they were also attached to the phone. “Phone charms.” “Phone charms?” “Jewelry for your phone — should be a natural concept for you, oh Mother whose breathalyzer test would show a blood glitter level of 2%.” Using your phone as a timekeeper, jewelry for the phone, a leash for the phone, apparently an entire subculture centered on cell phones and their new role as timekeeping devices has been blossoming without my knowledge or consent. “Maybe I should get one of these iPhones I saw on TV,” I said. “You don’t even have a cell phone, Mom. You aren’t ready or qualified to own an iPhone. You know they play music, right?” “In your ear, while you’re talking? That’s terrible!” “No, it combines a cell phone with an iPod, you know, the thing you call my ‘pea pod’.” “Does it have a clock in it too?” “Yes, Mom. Not only does it tell time, you can set an alarm and there’s a mini program that sends a signal to your coffeepot to start brewing and turns your TV on to a preprogrammed station.” “Well, that’s convenient.” “No, Mom. I’m joking.” ”Oh, it doesn’t tell time and play music?” “Just forget it, Mom.” Not long after that conversation, my daughter started a job and all of a sudden, started wearing a wristwatch. “What happened to wrist watches being old fashioned?” I asked. “Mom, be practical. I can’t look at my phone all day.” “So, does this mean I’m smart after all?” “Don’t get ahead of yourself, Mother.” “Admit it, I am smart sometimes!” “Keep it up and I’ll start talking about CD burners and wireless remotes and Bluetooth! Then we’ll see how smart you are!” “Oh yeah? I’ve got a hundred embarrassing pictures of you from your childhood! They’re going up on my YouLube.com today! What’s so funny?”

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— was moved by horse and wagon to what would always be dry land up on the hillside. That place was named New Katonah. And after the old Katonah went underwater, they dropped the “New” in New Katonah. The name “Katonah” is the name of the Indian Chief who originally sold the stretch of land that was to become Katonah — both old and new — to the white settlers. It’s a nice name. And it sure seems like Martha likes it. Katonah furniture — made in China, of course — has a nice ring to it. It sounds Midwestern, strong, Indian, dependable, traditional, like the name of a log cabin amidst tall trees somewhere up in the mountains. I do not know what Katonah means in the Algonquin language. And trying to look it up on the Internet gets you nowhere. But the Indians were famous for naming people for their attributes. Running Deer. Thunderbird. Silly Fox. Maybe Katonah means “chief who sold our land for a song.” I have no idea. In any case, if it weren’t Martha Stewart doing this, I suspect the residents of Katonah wouldn’t be worrying too much about it. Pepperidge Farm has a cookie named Montauk. It’s a pretty good cookie. And Montauk hasn’t suffered any because of it, though they haven’t benefited either. Local Montauk merchants pay the same wholesale price for bags of Pepperidge Farm Montauks as merchants in, say, Akron, Ohio do. There are no free cookies for Montauk, not even once in a while. So what about Martha and East Hampton? Well, when the town was originally founded in 1648, the locals named it Maidstone because it reminded some of the settlers of a town in England by that name. Then, in 1682, the

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name of the place was changed to East Hampton. My personal opinion is that East Hampton is safe from Martha Stewart. East Hampton kind of ties in pretty good with Bridgehampton, Hampton Bays, Southampton and Westhampton. So if you wanted East Hampton, you’d have to take the lot. And us Hamptoners would put up a stiff fight. Worst case, the locals might have to settle for losing Quogue or someplace else pretty small just to shake the lawsuit. Still, nobody has gone to the trouble of patenting the name Hamptons. And maybe the problem is, what happens if Martha gets tired of Katonah? Sheets and pillow sales are falling. The furniture line has declared bankruptcy. Only the paint line is holding steady. So, Martha pulls the plug. And the sign people come in and tell the Katonians that, from now on, their little village is to be named Meatball. She holds the patent on the place. She is starting an Italian foods line and her marketing people say Meatball hits the spot. What she really likes is the LOOK of the village of Katonah, er, Meatball. A picture of the stores downtown all in a little row, done up in old fashioned pen and ink, THAT’S what the marketing people tell her the few remaining customers are still in love with. So, it’ll be the same drawing of downtown. Only they’ll call it Meatball. And all the store names using Katonah have to change. She’s already made a deal with the Postal Service. It’s done. Really it could be a nightmare. Did you know there is a Dinkytown, Minnesota? A Lick Fork, Virginia? A Smileyberg, Kansas? A Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky? Look it up. It’s true. You’ll see. •

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“Everything will be perfect,” Ms. Viner said confidently. Originally from Boca Raton, Florida, the Viner family has been visiting the East End for almost five years. “Our daughters were attending Boston University and University of Pennsylvania and we thought it would be an easily accessible place to meet up,” Ms. Viner said of the decision to purchase their Quogue home. When she’s not hosting lavish charity Diana Ross events in the Hamptons, Ms. Viner enjoys sitting on her deck, staring at the ocean, water skiing on the bay and bike riding along Dune Road. “It’s beautiful here,” she said contentedly. “I love it.” Ms. Viner, who serves on DRI’s National Board of Directors, chose to concentrate her philanthropic efforts on the Diabetes Research Institute because of the foundation’s recognition as a world leader in cure-focused research. “DRI pulls researchers from all over the world,” she said. “And a significant amount of funds go straight to research.” She also noted that some of the proceeds from An Evening Under the Stars will go to children who can’t afford insulin pumps and family therapy, so they can understand how to maintain healthier lifestyles while living with the disease. “When my brother was first diagnosed, it was almost like a freak thing,” she recalled. “It was very odd to see a young boy testing himself with a needle.” But since it’s inception in the early 1970s, the DRI has been an innovative force, making significant contributions to the field of diabetes research and pioneering many of the techniques used in islet transplantation — a promising treatment for type 1 diabetes. This treatment transplants healthy, insulinproducing islet cells from donor pancreases, which could potentially restore the ability to

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and Barton G. Weiss of Barton G. for their effort and support in putting this great evening together,” said Robert A. Pearlman, president and CEO of the DRI Foundation. “The willingness of such extraordinary people to give of themselves is further evidence that the Diabetes Research Institute Foundation is truly the organization of choice for people searching for a cure for diabetes.” Ms. Viner’s personal connection, the most powerful motivator, allows her to truly speak from the heart. Her brother, Craig, 38 years after his diagnosis, is doing great. “He will be at the event,” she said lovingly. “He is so touched and so appreciative.”

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fact that it was once a prospective site for the John Jermain Memorial Library’s expansion plan (also mentioned in the lawsuit) and you can see how this white elephant has become intertwined with the present day folklore of the Village. While there are only two sisters involved, the sale of the house actually involves three parties. The first is Helga, who has sought and received a Suffolk County Supreme Court ruling to put the house up for auction. Then there is Annselem, who does not want to sell. The third party involved is the Savant Garde Institute, a non-profit organization founded by Annselem. Annselem contests that this Institute maintains a 25% share in the property, leaving each sister with 37.5%. But if Annselem owns the Institute, then she technically owns 62.5% of the property, leaving Helga as the minority shareholder. The exact delegation of ownership percentages has yet to be ruled upon, but despite that information, Suffolk County Supreme Court Justice Thomas Whelan has sided with Helga to place the house up for auction at the minimum price of $900,000. If the house is sold, 25% will be held in escrow by the Suffolk County Treasurer until a ruling comes down to determine who will receive it. The story does not end there. Currently, on dansbid.com, Annselem has placed a listing that reads: “Acquire a 50% position in the most controversial and central location in The Hamptons.” The listing continues with several detailed descriptions of development plans, which would yield millions upon millions for the

partner. The opening bid is $5,000,000 with a “buy it now” price of $20,000,000. But under the court’s decision, she currently only owns 37.5%. Last October, Steven Grossman held court as the referee for the house auction. He opened with a starting price of $1.1 million. Not a bite. It was over within minutes, then Annselem took center stage and offered anyone a 50% share in the house for $800,000 in an attempt to buy her sister out. Again, there were no takers. Then, the battle went back to the courts. In her lawsuit, Annselem claims to have purchased the property outright from her parents’ estate in 1976. She also contends that “appointed or elected officials acting under cover of law and in concert and/or conspiracy with the private interests of next-door neighbors and/or racketeering real estate developers and their corrupt attorneys” have violated her First, Fourth, Fifth and Fourteenth Amendment rights. The suit goes on to accuse the Sag Harbor Police Department of civil rights violations and racial crimes in the 1980s. The John Jermain Memorial Future Fund is allegedly tied to a conspiracy with Sag Harbor and North Haven residents in regard to vandalism — in order to drop the market value of the Morpurgo land, which would allow the property to be purchased as the site for John Jermain Library’s expansion. The list goes

on and on. With a property entangled in so many legal battles, it seems that a buyer would have to be willing to subject himself/herself to a chance that they would be dragged into the courts as well. For many years to come, a buyer could potentially be walking into a spider web of litigation, costing them time and money, possibly beyond what the property is worth, even with Justice Whelan’s ruling of dual ownership of the property between both sisters, and the ordered decision to sell the house. In the next few weeks, you may hear that Artemis Smith is suing Christine Stanley over the Morpurgo house, or vice versa. Each sister goes by an alias: Helga is sometimes known as “Christine Stanley” and Annselem does much of her work under the name “Artemis Smith.” A joking man might say that there are five parties involved in the ownership of the property, but this is no laughing matter. At the heart of the matter are 72 and 73-yearsold sisters, who will more than likely spend the rest of their lives battling over a house — a piece of land and an ailing structure, all the while their own lives are lived out in newspapers, the jeers of onlookers, and the discontent of each other. It is a terrible shame when a material possession comes between family bonds — when a collapsing house becomes a symbol for a collapsing relationship.

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70s, became ill with Parkinsons, she personally nursed him and encouraged him for nearly fifteen years until his final passing. People observing this, inside the family and out, often commented that she kept him going, going places and doing things, in a way that seemed to defy fate. If there was anyone who could get him to live almost forever, it would be her. It was unbelievable. Mrs. Rattiner sold the Montauk home when her husband died, and continued with her cultural life and her many friends at Pompano Beach in Florida until her passing on August 15, 2007. She continued playing golf almost to the end. On the afternoon of August 14, she had gone to a lecture, then gone on to dinner with a friend. There she suffered a massive stroke, an ambulance took her to the hospital where she was declared non-responsive. She had a living will, and as a result of its wishes, died the next day. She is survived by her two children, six grandchildren and four great grandchildren, and she is buried next to the man she loved in the Wellwood Cemetery in Farmingdale, Long Island.

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most welcome addition to the campus. The 2007 summer writer’s conference, under the able leadership of Robert Reeves, was a huge success and will continue to thrive in this rich environment. The summer concert series, Sustainable Pleasures, was also a huge hit with the community and the concert series looks forward to a bright future on the campus in the soon-to-berenovated Avram theater. Prior to renovations at the Avram theater, the last recital in the theater will be the Sustainable Pleasures series to be held on Wednesday, August 29th at 7:30 p.m. President Shirley Strum Kenny along with Martin Schoonen, Interim Dean of Stony Brook Southampton, and all the new faculty members hired for the start of the first full year of residency, will be in attendance. This will be a night of celebration for Stony Brook University — the next morning marks the start of student movein at the Southampton campus!

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clothes in interesting-looking stores around well-dressed people. On the other hand, Main Street in East Hampton, is still really perfectly paved and filled with the prettiest people. And the clothes are often the most beautiful of their kind. In the end, Main Street isn’t really even selling clothes anymore — its selling the façade of a long-coveted lifestyle, where money can be spent to an endless degree purely on fun, luxury and beauty. But while a day on the surrealy-chic block serves as alluring entertainment, make sure you don’t spend too much time in the area — because, like everything else on Main Street, while that luxurious lifestyle is attractive, it’s still a bit overpriced.

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SNEAKERS DEL ARTE

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Ellen and Chuck Scarborough hosted a benefit for The Ellen P. Hermanson Foundation, Ellen's Run, at their home, in memory of Cynthia Scarborough, Chuck's sister. Seventy-seven artists and celebrities including Billy Joel, Betsey Johnson, Dale Chihuly, Itzhak Perlman, Mercedes Ruehl, Dan Rattiner, LeRoy Neiman Kelly Ripa, and even Bill & Hillary Clinton, sculpted and painted sneakers that were auctioned.

7. Linda Halsey, Eric Olsen, Jennifer Hudson 8. Linda Shapiro, Julie Ratner 9. Goldine Eisman, Robin Minkoff 10. John D'Orazio, Jefferey Brodersen 11. Howard Kanovitz, Carolyn Oldernbusch 12. Gloria Kisch 13. Dan Gasby, B. Smith, Dan Rattiner (Photo #13: Kimberly Goff)

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1. Chuck & Ellen Scarborough 2. Patti Kenner, Pamela Willoughby, Robert Jason 3. Roberta Bumberg, John Linguiti 4. Joy Sardinsky, Anna Bergman, Eileen Rappaport 5. Ellen Dooley, Daria Dashuk, Harriet Sawyer, Tom Steele 6. Amy Zerner, Monte Farber, Maria Tennariello

THE CIRCUS IS COMING Hillary Knight renowned illustrator of the wonderful "Eloise" books, signed copies of his newest released book "The Circus is Coming" with special guest Paul Binder, director of the Big Apple Circus, to kick off an exhibition of Knight's illustrations on view until August 27th at Giraffics Gallery on Newtown Lane in East Hampton.

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CHARLES BUSCH SHINES AT BAY STREET

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The multi talented Charles Busch delighted the opening night audience at the Bay Street Theatre Mainstage in the sly revival of his 1989 suspense thriller The Lady In Question helmed by Broadway veteran Christopher Ashley. The handsome production is a zany homage to 1940's film noir, served with panache and wit by the sterling cast. Don't miss a legend now thur Sept 2.

1. Julie Andrews, Charles Busch, Emma Walton 2. Matt McGrath, Steve Hamilton 3. Julie Halston, Perry Ojeda 4. Ana Reeder, Barriet Foa 5. Sybil Christopher, Charoltte Richie, John McDaniel 6. Richard Kind, Christopher Ashley 7. Daryl Roth, Candy Buckley 8. Murphy Davis, Angela LaGreca

ART FOR ISRAEL The Hampton's community came out to show support for Israel at a silent auction of art from prominent NY galleries at The Jewish Center of the Hamptons. One hundred per cent of the contributions go directly toward paramedic training and a state-of-the-art MDA Emergency Medical Station being built in Sderot.

1. Marni Hersch, Sarah Sternklar 2. Marty Geller, Lauren Geller, Marvin Davis, Penny Aaron 3. Noa Mintz. Sabina Davis 4. Caleb Mintz, Merideth Berkman, 5. Illy Cooper, Theo Cooper, Benjamen Davis, Jon Hirshfeld, Lara Galigor, Matthew Hirshfeld, Ben Hirshfeld 6. Janet Lehr, Jane & Barton Shallat 7- Goldie & Rabbi Leibel Baumgarten

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An exhibition of romantic East End photographs by Deb Craven entitled "Mist, Magic & Mystery" is now on view at the Romany Kramoris Gallery, 41 Main Street in Sag Harbor through August 31. Romany Kramoris, Deb Craven

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THE GOOD NIGHT - TO SAY THE LEAST The special screening held at the East Hampton Theater of “The Good Night” a film by Jake Paltrow, had a guest list that looked more like a Hollywood premiere than a Hampton’s screening. Andrew Saffir of the Cinema Society and the Wall Street Journal gave the Hamptons an “A List” special mention with many Hampton’s bold faced names. The movie was a romantic comedy, very enjoyable, yet more surreal because Kyle MacLachlan was sitting behind us – remember he was the star of the surrealist “Twin Peaks”.

1. Gwyneth Paltrow 2. Christie Brinkley 3. Rashida Jones 4. Barbara Walters 5. Andrew Saffir, Jake Paltrow 6. Christy Turlington, Ed Burns 7. Kyle MacLachlan, Desiree Gruber 8. Katie & Billy Joel 9. Donna Karan 10. Kate Capshaw 11. Lauren Bush, Dylan Lauren 12. Rosanna Scotto 13. Stella McCartney 14. Sandra Brant, Ingrid Sischy 15. Sandy Gallin 16. Dick Cavett 17.Jaime Murray, Dan Abrams 18. Richard & Sessa Johnson

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TRUMP DOES POLO

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Week Five of Bridgehampton Polo was Donald Trump Week (Donald, Melania and Donald Jr.). The Donald and Melania toured the field in a convertible while waving to the crowd. Then ‘Team Polo Do’ and ‘Team Topping Pond Farm’ took the field for a hard fought match.

1. Donald & Melania Trump/ Photo by Karl Rivenburgh 2. Kathy & Rick Hilton 3. Tara Connor 4. Steven Carl 5. Rachel Smith, Donald Trump, Riyo Mori 6. Chef Rocco DiSpirito 7. Lets not forget the Polo Match/Photo by Karl Rivenburgh

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STEIN GALLERY/SALON BENEFIT Photos: Courtesy Richard Lewin Text: Maria Tennariello The opening for the Gideon Stein Gallery to benefit land preservation on Long Island was attended by some of the finest minds in the Hamptons. Among those who attended were Academy Award winning author and screenwriter William Goldman, Author Dr. Stanley Mirsky, and Dava Sobel, author of Galileo's Daughter. Maura Doyle, the Events Coordinator for The Peconic Land Trust. Ten percent of the event's procceds are being donated to The Peconic Land Trust and The Nassau Land Trust

1. Stanley, Jennifer & Susan Mirsky 2. Megin Diamond, Dava Sobel 3.Jane O'Neill, Richard Stein 4.Gideon Stein, William Goldman 5. Maura Doyle

DANIEL BOTTERO AT SAG HARBOR GALLERY

Photos: Richard Lewin Text: Maria Tennariello

Artist Daniel Bottero held an opening of his oil paintings at The Gallery Sag Harbor benefiting The South Fork Breast Health Coalition. A portion of proceeds of sales of his paintings are to be donated to the organization. Trapiche Wine from Argentina, of which Mr. Bottero is a native, sponsored the exhibition.

1. Artist Daniel Bottero, Jane Wind, Michael Wind, Rebecca Cooper 2.Dr. Diane Berson, Dr. Mark Lebowitz 3. Todd Richman and Trapiche wine 4. Barbara & Mickey Trachtenberg 5.Marlene Markhard

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The Sailing Society By T.J. Clemente Last weekend The Southold Yacht Club had an awards dinner for its Junior sailing program. The program, under the direction of Mike Spicer and Pam Sakowich, is vibrant, boasting over 110 young sailors with ages ranging from 7 years old to 18. Commodore Peter Moore and his wife Maureen Moore proudly assisted in handing out the many awards. Maureen is in charge of the junior sailing program. The Southold Yacht Clubs Junior Program is part of an eight-club association called the Peconic Gardiner’s Junior Sailing Association. The participating yacht clubs consist of, Southold, Mattituck, Old Cove, Orient, Shinnecock, Shelter Island and Southampton. The young sailors start off in Opti’s, then move up to Sunfish’s, then Lasers and then to the top level race 420s. At Southold Yacht Club, the junior sailing program begins at 8:30 a.m. and ends at 5 p.m. with most junior sailors on the water for about two hours and the high level racers getting 3 hours of instruction. In a conversation with one of the parents of the three racers, Jane Ann Leonard gave some insight on what it takes to commit children to racing. “It is a down to earth program, wholesome, with friendly competition,” explained Mrs. Leonard whose husband Tom is an executive for Barclay’s Bank. She believes the children ascertain, “Great skills to take with them for the rest of their lives.” To do this, Southold Yacht Club has thirteen instructors. Jane said that Mike Spicer and Pam Sakowich, “Did an exceptional job this year leading Southold Yacht Club’s Junior Program on to one of its best years

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The Southold Junior Sailing Association Brings On Competitive Sailing

ever. We are either at the top or near the top of almost every event.” The season starts in late June with the first race this last year on July 7. The season closed with the August 18 award ceremony that was well attended by young sailors, parents and siblings. The Leonard family boasts 3 female racers, with daughters Claudia Leonard, Lauren Leonard and Madison Leonard. What the Leonard’s enjoy is that besides the sailing the, “Kids in all the clubs are all friendly, often attending intra-club social functions.” Mrs. Leonard added the programs keep the children “connected using sailing as a life long bond.” At the present moment The Leonard family owns two Sunfish, plus a powerboat. The parents admit, “420’s are in our future somehow.” Not banking on sailing scholarships, Jane Leonard just hopes the girls will perhaps race at the college level. In a candid moment she admitted she wished

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she had been exposed to a program like this when she was growing up. She and her husband are so happy to have the opportunity to be so involved with the program. She stressed that almost all the parents are. This year the Southold Yacht Club had its first Junior Program fundraiser that targeted raising monies to buy a new safety boat and other equipment. The event was held on a big tent on the beach and was a huge success, with next year’s event a sure thing. With so many of the programs children living full time in Southold, and even some on the water, some children commute to the club and home by sailboat. It is quite a sight to see youngsters aged between 7 and 8 out there competing in all different wind conditions on a course against another club racing small sailboats. The look on the young faces of both the boys and girls reading the wind and plotting the right course to optimize the current wind is priceless. The precision of the older “teens” is astonishing as they are trained to be world-class racers. The Southold Yacht Club itself has its own club championships, with many categories based on ages and boat size. The Leonard’s are looking forward to watching their daughters compete in those season ending races. When asked if she sails, Mrs. Jane Ann Leonard quickly said, “Only recreationally.” Even though this program is a recreational program there is serious sailing going on. The Leonard’s are preparing to pack up their Southold summer home and head back to New Jersey. However, when they do finally make the drive home to end this season, they’ll be sailboat dreaming.

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Wiggle Wiggle Sexy North Fork Belly Dancing Students Have Some Hip Action Going On By Phyllis Lombardi “Gotta dance. Gotta dance.” That was Gene Kelly in “Singin’ in the Rain.” And boy, did he! Dance, that is. You see him once and you’re hooked. Now when I think of dancing, I think feet first. Then maybe arms and hips. Indeed, the whole body. But I don’t often think belly and I can’t imagine Kelly thought belly. Though there are people, real people, here on the North Fork who do. Pick up a copy of an events calendar from Riverhead or Southold towns and you’re likely to see an announcement of a belly dancing class – at a library, in a school, at a recreation center. True, I’m rarely concerned with my belly except when last year’s jeans don’t button. Probably because of ice cream, and I’m willing to accept the consequences. But I thought it might be fun to attend one of those belly-dancing classes. Purely as an observer, you understand. So on a steamy summer evening I headed east. The Town of Southold had scheduled a seven-session belly dancing class. Location: Southold Library community room. About a dozen women had signed up, paid the modest fee, and were ready to go at 6:30. Supper dishes were probably still in the sink. No matter. The night was made for dancing. As it was made to teach me a lesson. Again. Fifteen minutes into the first two-hour session and I knew what I didn’t know. That belly dancing is physically demanding (a good cardio-vascular workout), it has a long history (it’s probably the oldest dance form) and it can be absolutely beautiful. Also that it has little to do with belly and lots to do with Oriental and Middle Eastern cultures. Then, when a bunch of enthusiastic North Fork women give it a go, it can be great fun. First though, the teacher. Lenora Dome is her name and she gave us 120 minutes of her self. Dressed in a black outfit, her long blonde hair providing contrast, Lenora looked marvelous. When she welcomed the class and began a ten-minute outline of the course, I just knew she’d have full attention. Then, when she put on a CD and began a demo dance…well, that’s when I regretted not signing up for the course. Lenora maintains belly dancing reduces stress, that it is great exercise, and that everyone enjoys the individual and group dance routines. Members of the class, most dressed in shorts and T-shirts, nodded in agreement. Nodding was about all the North Fork belly dancers could do since most of them were breathless, or almost so, as they followed Lenora’s directions and suggestions. “Stretch,” she’d call and the dancers did. “Use a sliding motion, like a snake. And your hands are snake heads.” The workout went on. “Bend your legs.” And then groans and laughter from the group as Lenora called out “Know what you’re going to do? Triple-time it.” When a dancer left the group for a couple of minutes to search out some juice or water, I had my chance to say hello. That’s how I met Patty Millman from Greenport. Patty had been dancing up front near teacher Lenora, following every move. In her rose tank top, black pants and whiteglitter hip scarf, Patty looked terrific. It’s a compliment to say her arms evoked those snakes. Also in need of a drink was Southold’s Linda Cooper. This was not Linda’s first belly dancing experience. Indeed, last December she’d taken a one-session class at the library. Appropriately named “Jingle Bellies,” the class was so much fun

Linda was quick to sign up for this lengthier course. Listen to Lenora again. She teaches the dancers new moves in relation to housework (we can’t get away from it). “Reach as if you’re vacuuming” or “bend as if opening a drawer.” I like this one. “Your arms are filled with grocery bags so bump the car door closed with a hip.” Ouch! The night’s highlight? Well, Lenora distributed filmy veils – each a three-yard rectangle – to the dancers. Gold veils, turquoise, purple, green, all colors, all beautiful. A dozen or so moves later and the

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women used their veils as partners in a dance. Much as Fred Astaire twirled a cane or Gene Kelly held high that umbrella. Just a beautiful, multi-colored dream effect in the basement of a North Fork library. But I guess that’s what an art can do. I don’t have the slightest doubt dancers like Suzee Verity of Southold will be back for another session. With a purple chiffon veil swirling about her neck, shoulders and hips, Suzee looked every inch the pro. Well, almost. And she was having one heck of a good time. Not unusual on the North Fork.

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North Fork Events FRIDAY, AUGUST 24 GREY GARDENS- 7 to 11 p.m. enjoy a salon “Grey Gardens” concert and from noon to 4 p.m. pianist A.F. Wargo will perform the personal favorite American Classic songs of “Big Edie” and “Little Edie” Bouvier Beale of “Grey Gardens” At Tweeds Restaurant in Riverhead. Call 631-208-3151 for more information. PHYSICS IN MOTION- Wednesday-Sunday, Aug. 22-26,

11 a.m.-4 p.m.—’Physics in Motion’ offers kids opportunity to learn about friction, potential energy, kinetic energy, Newton’s laws and more using everyday objects; make clothespin wrestler to take home. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-208-8000. www.lisciencecenter.org. KNIGHT AT THE RACES- 6-10 p.m.: ‘A Knight at the Races: A Real Track Action’ hosted by Knights of Columbus, Cutchogue, features real betting, buffet and cash bar.

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North Fork Dining Log Crossroads Diamond Restaurant- A cozy intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant déécor with cozy hand-crafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. Call 631-369-2221. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit www.blackwellsrestaurant.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Walbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com.

Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.Thurs.10 a.m.-10 p.m.Fri.-Sat.10 a.m.-11 p.m.Sun.10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Old Mill Inn- Fine waterfront dining in an unspoiled corner of Long Island, serving frest ingredients from local waters and farms. Open Wednesday through Monday. www.theoldmillinn.net. 631-298-8080. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Farmer Bar-serves real southern pit barbecue in a country roadhouse setting. All of our ‘cue meats are smoked “low and slow” over apple and cherry wood for 6 - 12 hours producing that undeniable barbecue flavor. Centrally located on Depot Lane in Cutchogue, Farmer Bar is the perfect accompaniment to the North Fork experience. Open 7 days/week 11am - 11pm Take- out and catering available. 631 734-5410. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live enter-

tainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Jedediah’s - Award-winning chefs Tom Schaudel and Michael Ross offer the finest local seasonal cuisine and exceptional service in an elegantly renovated Victorian sea captain’s mansion, set on beautifully landscaped grounds and surrounded by acres of farmland. The 2500-bottle international wine cellar includes a sampling of every wine produced on Long Island. Rated “excellent” by The New York Times and Newsday. Zagat’s rating: “extraordinary to perfection” for food and decor. Open daily for lunch and dinner, Sunday brunch. Terrace dining as weather permits. Jedediah Hawkins Inn, 400 South Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport. www.jedediahhawkinsinn.com. 631-722-2900. Cooperage Inn- Casual Country dining in a cozy relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Serving lunch, dinner and Sunday Brunch. 631-727-8994. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. www.touchofvenice.com.

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Dan’s North Fork As soon as you walk into this charming tearoom you feel transported into a different era or country. Co-owners, Jan Kirwan and chef Jeanette Holloway are now in their third season with this iconic spot, long before Greenport’s current culinary boom that has been a vital part of the town’s regeneration. Open each day from 11 a.m. until late afternoon, Jan and Jeanette offer a wonderful place to meet, chat and enjoy some great homemade food. We started, as always here with their soups. Chilled carrot and ginger soup was not icy cold and this enabled the deep tastes to really come through. The ginger was not just a taste but provided a perfect balance and as we continued to find out, balance is key to the cooking here. Nothing is over the top and nothing is bland. Zucchini and goat cheese soup was even more interesting than its description. The goat cheese was still semi-solid and slowly dissolved in the fragrant base stock, making a superlative soup that we could have made a meal of, especially with some of their rightly famous homemade, light as a feather cornbread. I love quiches, but know that, made to a classic recipe, they are very, very rich but the ham and cheddar quiche was so light and full of flavor and not made with any butter or cream, so can be enjoyed without too much guilt! The crust melted in the mouth.

They offer a really wide range of wraps and sandwiches and substantial salads. We chose the romaine, Gorgonzola, walnut, cranberry salad, dressed with a very light raspberry vinaigrette topped with grilled shrimp. This proved to be a wonderful choice because the large shrimp were seasoned and grilled to juicy perfection and the salad offered a complementary blend of crispness and saltiness from the cheese and sweetness from the fruit. Salads change each day, according to the availability of ingredients or the chef’s whims but if this one is on the menu, go for it. One dish, which is on everyday now and is new this season is the BBLT sandwich. This is a variant of course on the traditional BLT and the extra B stands for creamy Brie cheese. We chose the toasted whole wheat bread and the sandwich was to die for. Yes, this one is unashamedly rich with the substantial portion of aromatic bacon and lightly melted cheese but it really is so good! Get your English favorite summer drink of shandy (beer mixed with lemonade). As you would expect from a tearoom, they have exceptional iced teas and we chose a deep tasting raspberry/apple blend and an intriguing ginseng/peppermint version. We managed to leave a little space for a dessert and the homemade lemon pie toped with warm blueberries made us glad that we had done so. Other desserts on offer were key lime pie, chocolate layer cake or their special chocolate truffle brownies. Now, one of the beauties of a tearoom such as this, is that if you simply want to have something light with tea or coffee, rather than a full meal, no problem. Your only problem will be one of choice from fresh baked scones with the traditional cream and strawberry jam to assorted tea sandwiches, desserts, fruit or the very popular High Tea, which comes with something of everything. Elegantly served on a three-tired stand, together with your choice of teas. Now, choosing your

Greenport Tea Company 119A Main Street Greenport 631-477-8744 tea can also pose nice problems because they list 17 teas, plus 7 decaffeinated and 6 herbal varieties (you can also choose coffee). Tea is also available for sale in many varieties and also they stock a great range of very functional, but very attractive teapots designed to brew loose tea easily and without cleanup problems. Recently they had customers who were visiting from England and they not only purchased some tea when they left but after returning home they contacted them

on their website at greenportteacompany.com and had more tea sent over to them - a classic case of ‘Sending tea to China’ or to use an Englishism, ‘Coals to Newcastle!’ They also offer a cheese and fruit tower featuring gourmet-imported cheeses, also served on the three-tiered stand. Most items on the menu range from $4.50 for the soup to around $15 for the large salad combinations. The high tea is $25.75 for two and the fruit and cheese tower $19.95 for two persons. Jan and Jeannette, like myself, were born and raised in England and there is no doubt that this small gem of a restaurant is very reminiscent of the tea shops that used to abound there years ago. – Roy Bradbrook

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Long Island Wines Shine in Napa Several Long Island wineries successfully strutted there stuff at this years New York Food & Wine Classic competition held on August 7 & 8 at Copia— The American Center for Wine, Food & The Arts in Napa, California. Four in particular—Pindar Vineyards, Bedell Cellars, Peconic Bay Winery and Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards— shined, bringing home “best of” awards for their wines. This year’s competition included 790 New York wines from Long Island, the Hudson Valley, the Finger Lakes, Niagara Escarpment, Lake Erie, and other regions of New York State. And while Long Island was shut out for the “Governor’s Cup”—going to the winery who makes the wine deemed best overall by a panel of judges, and “Winery of the Year” competitions, Long Island was well represented. Thirsty Owl Wine Company won the “Governor’s Cup” and Red Barn Winery rated “Winery of the Year” Pindar Vineyards, Long Island’s largest and most well-known producer won “Best Red” and “Best Cabernet Franc” for its recently released 2005 Cabernet Franc. Bedell Cellars, was awarded “Best Merlot” for its 2005 Reserve Merlot, a ripe, big wine that will only get better with another few years time in bottle. Peconic Bay Winery, makers of one of my favorite steel-fermented chardonnays, won “Best Oaked Chardonnay” for its 2005 La Barrique

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Chardonnay. Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards, took home awards for two different wines, winning “Best Vinifera Sparkling” for its 2002 Blanc de Noirs and “Best Vinifera Red Blend” for the 2002 Flight Meritage—definitely a fine choice. In all, Long Island wineries won 121 of the 513 medals awarded at the Classic. The awards were

based on blind tastings by 24 expert judges—10 from California, 6 from New York, 6 from other states, and 2 from other countries. Judges included prominent wine writers, restaurateurs, retailers, and wine educators. Those local wines winning Double Gold, meaning every judge gave them a gold, are Bedell Cellars 2005 Taste Red, Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards 2002 Roséé De Noir, Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards 2002 Reserve Merlot, Peconic Bay Winery 2005 La Barrique Chardonnay, Pellegrini Vineyards 2002 Cabernet Franc, Pindar Vineyards 2005 Cabernet Franc, and Wöölffer Estate 2003 Estate Merlot Winning Gold medals were Bedell Cellars 2005 Merlot, Lieb Family Cellars 2003 Blanc de Blanc, Macari Vineyards & Winery 2004 Merlot Reserve, Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards 2004 Cabernet Franc, Osprey’s Dominion Vineyards 2002 Flight Meritage, Paumanok Vineyards 2006 Semi-Dry Riesling, Paumanok Vineyards 2004 Cabernet Franc, Pindar Vineyards 2003 Merlot Reserve, Pindar Vineyards 2005 Johannisberg Riesling Ice Wine, and Roanoke Vineyards 2006 Chardonnay. To see complete for Long Island, visit the Long Island Wine Council’s website (liwines.com) and for the event’s results in their entirety, visit newyorkwine.org and go to Hot Topics under Information Station in the main navigation. Congratulations to the local winners.

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Thursday-Saturday, Aug. 23-25., 10 am-4 pm at Main Street, Riverhead location. Prospectus can call 631-727-0900 or visit www.eastendarts.org. The show runs Aug. 31-Oct. 5. 631369-2171. SUNNYLAND JAZZ- At 7 p.m. the Sunnyland Jazz Band performs dixieland, jazz & stuff at East End Arts Council property, Main Street, Riverhead, part of summer concert series presented by Townscape and sponsored by EEAC. Free. 631-727-1215.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 PIANO DUETS- At 8 p.m. the Orient Summer Music Salon, Orchard St., features piano duets by Russian virtuosos Vassily Primakov and Konstantin Soukhovetski and music of Beethoven, Czerny and Schubert; presented by Greater Port Jefferson-Northern Brookhaven Arts Council and co-sponsored by Oysterponds Historical Society. “Meet the Artists” reception follows concert. Tickets: $30. 631-4735220. ART SHOW- 10 a.m.-5 p.m. check out the forty-fourth annual art show & craft fair sponsored by Shelter Island Chamber of Commerce on school grounds, Route 114, features over 100 artists and craftspeople including potters, jewelers, painters, photographers and more; 3 p.m. scholarship raffle. 631-749-3236. GOSPEL UNDER THE STARS- 7-10 p.m. check out ‘Gospel Under the Stars’ fundraiser, Mitchell Park, Greenport, to benefit Phil McKnight Fund; hosted by Friends of Phil McKnight. Event features gospel singers from North and South Fork churches, hot dogs and hamburgers by Greenport Fire Department, fish fry, hush puppies and oyster and clam bar. Free; donations accepted. 631765-3494. COOKING EXPERT- Laotian cooking expert Penn Hongthong will conduct a pair of cooking demonstrations at Palmer Vineyard’s in Aquebogue at noon and 2 p.m. as part of the winery’s Perfect Pairs chef series. Admission is $10 and includes a glass of wine, food samples and recipes. Reservations, which are recommended and non-refundable, can be made by calling (631) 722-9463 ext. 10. OPERA MUSICAL THEATRE- From 8-9:30 p.m. check out Opera Musical Theatre SIG of the Naturist Society performing ‘The Booby Trap’ (or ‘Off Our Chests’), musical revue about bras, the environment and breast cancer, at Custer Institute and Observatory, Southold. Discussion with C.W. Post professor Scott Carlin on environmental causes of

breast cancer follows performance. Presented in cooperation with PeaceSmiths and Edgar H. Lehrman Memorial Foundation. Refreshments provided; parental discretion advised. Suggested donation: $10; non-members, $13. Reservations: 631-765-2626 or email CusterDonna@yahoo.com. ANTIQUES IN THE CHURCHYARD- 9 a.m.-5 p.m.: Twenty-eighth annual ‘Antiques in the Churchyard’ show and sale at Old Steeple Community Church, Aquebogue features over 65 dealers. Donation: $5; children under 12, free. Refreshments available; rain date: Monday, Sept. 3. Elias Pekale shows Ltd.: 516-868-2751, www.pekaleshows.com. TIPI DAY- 10-11:30 a.m. check out Tipi Day at Downs Farm Preserve, Cutchogue, hosted by Peconic Land Trust; help Tipi Ted erect full-size tepee, touch buffalo skins and bones, play drums and bone games, make necklace, hike trails and more. Sponsored by Town of Southold; reservations requested. Fee: $5. 631-283-3195, events@peconiclandtrust.org. RAILROAD FESTIVAL- Aug. 25-26, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Riverhead Railroad Festival at Railroad Museum of Long Island, features ‘Circus Trains’ theme and “O” Gauge exhibit constructed by RMLI members, Diesel 1556, Engines 39 and 399, exhibits by Long Island Antique Power Association and Long Island Antique and Historic Truck Association, historic photo exhibit, food, entertainment, vendors and more. Museum admission: adults, $5; children under 12, $5; children under 5, free. 631-727-7920.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 TIFERETH ISRAEIL MEN’S CLUB- 9:30 a.m. a breakfast hosted by Tifereth Israel Men’s Club, Greenport, features discussion by Bob Rothman about his father David’s relationship with Albert Einstein. Donation: $10; includes bagels, lox, cream cheese, salads and fixings. 631-477-0232. WINEMAKERS WALK- 1 p.m. enjoy a Luscious Summer ~ Winemaker’s Walk guided tour of the winery and production facility plus wine tasting at Castello di Borghese Vineyard & Winery. $15 per person. Please call to make reservations (631) 734-5111 or visit . CINEMA SUNDAY- 7 p.m. Enjoy Cinema Sunday at the Opera House, Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, Riverhead, presents films from Long Island directors; one-half of proceeds from all screenings benefits St. Mary Kevin Orphanage of Uganda. Cocktail party to celebrate audience award winner follows screening. Tickets: adults, $10; children under 12,

free. 631-525-8100. OREINT BEACH STATE PARK- 9-11 a.m. check out Birds of Orient; bring binoculars to find migrating and summer resident birds. 12:30-1:30 p.m.—Fish Printing; kids make art print using actual molds of local sea creatures. Programs meet at snack bar in parking lot. Fee: adults, $3; children, $2; vehicles, $8. 631-323-2440. 2 p.m. is a silent vaudevillian clown Chip Bryant at Orient Beach State Park, part of Children’s Summer Theatre program presented by New York State Office of Parks, Recreation and Historic Preservation. Free; bring chairs or blankets. 631-321-3510, www.nysparks.com. PECONIC LANDINGS ANNIVERSERY- 4 p.m. is Peconic Landing’s 5th anniversary celebration features concert by The William Feasley Chamber Ensemble on Brecknock Hall lawn, Greenport. Thursday, August 30, 4 p.m.: ‘Mrs. Dalloway’ and conversations with Jack and Connie Denne, in Peconic Landing auditorium. 631-4773800. RAILROAD FESTIVAL- 10 a.m.-4 p.m. is the Riverhead Railroad Festival at Railroad Museum of Long Island, featuring ‘Circus Trains’ themes and “O” Gauge exhibit constructed by RMLI members, Diesel 1556, Engines 39 and 399, exhibits by Long Island Antique Power Association and Long Island Antique and Historic Truck Association, historic photo exhibit, food, entertainment, vendors and more. Museum admission: adults, $5; children under 12, $5; children under 5, free. 631-727-7920. YOGA NIDRA- at Peconic River Yoga, with Patti Carbone Wellen Sunday August 26th, 4 - 5:30 pm . $18 ($13 seniors over 65) Yoga Nidra is a systematic method of inducing complete physical, mental and emotional relaxation. 320 East Main St., Riverhead. Call 631-369-9569 for info/registration.

UPCOMING EVENTS ANTIQUE FIRE APPARATUS SHOW- Saturday, Sept. 8 Mattituck Fire Department’s 100th Anniversary Celebration 8:00am - Antique Fire Apparatus Show on Love Lane in Mattituck 2:00 Parade through Mattituck with over 35 Fire departments. Following Parade Carnival, Concert & Celebration at the Fire House. ROTARY GOLF CLASSIC- Sept. 5 at 1 p.m. is the Twenty-seventh annual Southold & Greenport Rotary golf classic at Island’s End Golf & Country Club, East Marion; (continued on page 76)

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Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s North Fork

Late Library Books? No Problem Floyd Memorial Library May Have Found The Answer To All Kinds Of Fines, Including Parking Tickets By Phyllis Lombardi Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got some fine news for you today. Especially if you live in Greenport and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a slow reader. (Take no offense, Greenporters. Lots of things are slow on the North Fork. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s part of its charm.) Greenport bookworms â&#x20AC;&#x201C; rejoice! Floyd Memorial Library, that venerable institution on South Street in Greenport, is no longer collecting fines for overdue books or other items. You read me right. Lisa Richland, library director, announced the policy change and I can just hear sighs of relief from Greenport patrons who never returned the libraryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s copies of â&#x20AC;&#x153;To Kill a Mockingbirdâ&#x20AC;? (1960) or the much more recent â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Killer Angelsâ&#x20AC;? (1974). At a dime a day, the fines for those two super books, if returned within the next few weeks, would amount to well over $2,000. Not exactly pocket change. Maybe Lisa and the Greenport library board have the right idea. They want checked- out items returned much more than they want the $7,500 the fines bring in annually. I spoke with Poppy Johnson, Floyd Memorialâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s assistant director, who is hopeful about the new nofine arrangement. She said thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a jar on the circulation desk meant for overdue book borrowers just in case theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to make a thank-you-for-understanding offering. Poppy said itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too early to evaluate the planâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s success although some Greenporters have called the library voicing their approval. And yes, although the plan is going strong in other parts of the country, Poppy said she believes Floyd Memorial is the first Long Island library to start it up. Well, good luck, Floyd Memorial. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the first time

Greenportâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s come up creative. Now I wonder about other North Fork fines. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no question itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a law-abiding group of folks from Riverhead to Orient. But occasionally one of us slips up and a fine is imposed. For example, there are fines for motor vehicle infractions, for letting stuff pile up on your property, for trespassing. And when it snows there are fines for not shoveling. There are all kinds of fines for building code violations and illegal dumping. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re out on the water, the fines still apply. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t discharge anything into the Peconic, the Long Island Sound, or our bays and creeks. I heard something about fines for cutting down a tree without permission even if itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on your property. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure about that, though. Maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just for a tree that has a birdâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nest in it or one that has a swing attached to a lower limb. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pure North Fork. Guess you know where Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going here. Inspired by Lisa Richland of Floyd Memorial, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m proposing the elimination of all fines on the North Fork. Or at least a one-year moratorium until we see how it works out. I hesitate to ask other North Forkers about their fine history. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty personal. But I suspect their offenses are tame, much like mine. So disposing of fines would do no harm and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have happier, richer residents. Now I occasionally litter my yard. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like this. I go out to clip some bushes and see some weeds that need digging. I put down the shears and go to the garage for

a trowel. On my way back to the weeds I spy tomato plants needing water. Down goes the trowel as I search for the sprinkler. And so it goes. By the end of this particular gardening session, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve misplaced shears, trowel and other assorted tools that wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be found for days â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and certainly not until theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been rained on. Point is, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got stuff piled in my yard that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t belong there. I could be fined. I offend in other areas, too. I think I do some illegal dumping and endanger vehicular traffic at the same time. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll set the scene. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s January and a snowstorm just ended. Out I go with the shovel to start in on the 10-12 inches. Finally I get to the bottom of my driveway and come face to face with a chunky, icy barricade almost two-feet high. The good guys who plow our roads (and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m grateful, believe me) have done it again. Pushed the white stuff right across my driveway. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like I have to chop my way through a mountain. And I do so. Shovelful by shovelful I toss the mountain into the road, trying to distribute it evenly so it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t look suspicious. But I was almost done in last winter. A plow guy came through a second time, saw what I was doing, and shook a scolding finger at me. If heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d reported me to the police I probably would have been fined. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have to be more careful. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think we need any more illustrations of North Fork fines. What we do need is librarian Lisa to go to Riverhead and Southold town halls and plead our case for no fines. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smart and sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tactful. Good. Otherwise they might throw the book at her.

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Dan’s North Fork

Toy Recall And The North Fork Recalling Some Toys That North Forkers All Love And Adore By Phyllis Lombardi Toy recall. We’ve seen much about it in the newspapers recently. The big guys like Mattel and FisherPrice have, over the past months, recalled more than 10 million toys. Toys containing tiny magnets that might be swallowed by youngsters, toys containing toxic lead paint. About 80 percent of toys sold here at home are made overseas. I guess far-away toy people don’t have as many regulations. Or maybe they ignore them. You know, it’s kind of funny-sad to me. Years back, whenever I heard the words “toy recall,” I had many moments of pleasure. Of joy. For those words meant only one thing then. The toys of my youth, put away so long ago, unpacked again, so to speak. Toy recall. Not so hard to remember, really. Most of us had only a few toys (unlike my grandchildren) and I don’t think anyone ever recalled them. Well, my mother, maybe. She’d tell me to get that Monopoly game off the kitchen table or move my roller skates away from the back door. My father would be home soon and he might trip over them. Certainly my little rubber ball was never recalled. I played with it every darned day. The game was called Russia and it involved throwing the ball against the side of my house and doing all sorts of twists and turns before the ball bounced back to me. Marilyn, my across-the-street friend, played the game with me. She lives in Fresno, California now.

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When we talk, we often toy recall. Don’t get me wrong. There are lots of fine toys on the market now. They must be fine – look how much they cost. And one day they’ll be recalled fondly, I suppose, as I recall the little ball. North Fork toy recall? All over the place. And not necessarily by folks over 40. For example, there’s Cutchogue’s Alex Kluko. Alex just graduated from Cutchogue East Elementary School and is now a student at Mattituck-Cutchogue Junior High School. She recalls several toys of her early childhood. (And she is mature enough now to admit some of those toys are still in her life.) Alex was a jumprope kid, either by herself or with a neighborhood pal or two. On rainy days it was Chinese checkers or that old, ever-new kid-card game, Go Fish. I recall that, too, Alex. So much fun. Finally, Alex had, still has, a basketball. She sees it now as more than a toy and hopes to get on a junior high basketball team. Often Alex shoots baskets with her father. He has a height advantage, said Alex. Otherwise she’d be just as good as daddy. Now meet Riverhead’s Steve Richard. He’s a big guy, over six feet tall, but he had to be little once, right? And Steve recalled those days for me, especially the days when he played with his very special toys.

They were blocks, just pine blocks. But all 60, maybe more, of them were made by his father. Dad cut the wood into various lengths and widths, sanded the blocks, nolead painted them. Talk about love! And what did Steve build with those blocks? Seems like everything. What was most fun, said Steve, was to stand still (that’s hard for a 5-year old kid) and have Dad build up a house of blocks around his son. Talk to Florence Taylor of Southold. She’ll tell you about her tiny child-size table that even had a leaf in it. On rainy days Florence’s mom would take two china teacups from a closet and prepare a mom-and-me tea party. That meant tea brewed in a special teapot. And cookies, lots of them, made by mom. Florence liked her mother’s shortbread cookies best. If I’d been there I would’ve reached for the chocolate. Florence knows now, she said, that there can never be a government recall of a mother’s love. You’ve hit on something there, Florence. You and Alex and Steve recall the toys you shared, especially with your parents. Your toys were simple. Didn’t have to be imported or inspected. Certainly never taken off the market. And yes, they are the toys stored in the heart of a child grown older.

Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7754. GREENPORT GALLERY WALK- On the third Saturday of every month from June through December (6-9 p.m.), a select group of galleries will open their doors for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for viewing, gallery talks, and refreshments. Dates are: June 16, July 21, August 18, September 15, October 20, November 17, and December

15. For further information please call 631-477-2153 REIKI- The last Monday of every month from 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Location: Grace Episcopal Church 753 Roanoke Ave, Riverhead. Reiki will be held every Monday at Peconic Bay Medical Center Roanoke Ave, Riverhead 2nd Floor, Conference Rooms B & C. For details please call Ellen Jean McCabe, Certified Reiki Master Teacher 631-727-2072. ANCIENT EGG EXHIBIT- Running through Labor Day. The Dinosaur Walk Museum in Riverhead will have an ancient egg exhibit, which is a rare display of fossilized, complete dinosaur eggs from deep within Mongolia and from the barren plains of Morocco. Call 631-369-6556. SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631-477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-765-2626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-13-77. BINGO – Play bingo at 12:30 p.m. on Tuesdays at Southold American Legion Post 803, Main Road and Tuckers Lane. For more information call 631-765-2276. ART CONTEST-Through Thursday, Aug. 9: Children ages 5-15 may submit an original drawing or painting to Old Town Art and Crafts Guild in Cutchogue for Young Artist Contest for prize of art lessons and $25; maximum size: 9” x 12”. Bring entries to guild or mail to P.O. Box 392, Cutchogue, NY 11935. Winner in each age group to be announced Friday, Aug.10. 631-734-6382, craft2art@aol.com. PIRATE ADVENTURE- Tuesdays, June 26 through Aug. 28, 4-5 p.m.: ‘Maritime Pirates Sails 2007’: Hour long sails aboard schooner Mary E., leaving from Preston’s Dock, Main Street Wharf, Greenport. Features songs, cannons, treasure hunt and more. Mandatory adult accompaniment. Tickets: adults, $15; children, $10. Kids free on opening day. Reservations: 631-765-6235, 631-332-0699.

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proceeds to benefit Eastern Long Island Hospital, Camp PaQua-Tuck and other Rotary service projects. Donation: $175, includes green fees and golf cart, driving range/free range balls, all club facilities, beer, soda, water and Gatorade on course, clams on half shell at 16th Tee, lunch with grilled hamburgers, hot dogs and salads, fellowship after golf with 1-hour open bar, hors d’oeuvres and buffet dinner by Baldy Grimaldi’s. Prizes awarded and special raffles held. Registration: 631-369-4480, 631-477-1680.

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Day By Day COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 119, Benefits – pg. 99, Movies – pg. 114, Day by Day – pg. 99, Kids’ Events – pg. 100, Nightlife – pg. 116, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 112

BENEFITS 2007 MERCEDES-BENZ POLO CHALLENGE – 8/25 – 4-6 p.m. Championship Match to benefit the South Fork Breast Health Coalition. Two Trees Farm, 849 Hayground Road, Bridgehampton. 212420-9420. ON OUR TOES – 8/25 – 4 p.m. To benefit year long educational programs, concerts and community engagement activities by the dance company

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Evidence. Costs $500. Located at Nova’s Ark at 60 Milestone Road, Bridgehampton. LATE SUMMER COCKTAIL PARTY – 8/25 – 5:30-7:30 p.m. Dancing, food and open bar to benefit the Southampton Historical Museums and Research Center. Tickets cost $35/50. Located at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. STRIDES FOR LIFE – 8/26 – 9 a.m. A three mile run/walk to support the Lung Cancer Research Foundation. CNN Headline News anchor, Nancy Grace, is Honorary Chairman. Located at the Cultural Center, at Pond Lane & Jobs Lane, Southampton. 212-829-0002. JEWISH CENTER – 8/26 – 5.30-8.30 p.m. Sixth Annual Summer Benefit at Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center. Dinner and Silent Auction. Proceeds benefit the Center. Located at 549 Halsey Neck Lane, Southampton. 631-287-9395.

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FRIDAY, 24 SUMMER FILM SERIES – 8/24 – 8 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum continues its film series with a showing of Rashomon. Tickets cost $5/7. Located at 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. THE BATTLE OF ALGIERS – 8/24 – 6 p.m. The Silas Marder Gallery will screen The Battle of Algiers at 8 p.m. Reception at 6 p.m. Located at Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. TENT SALE – 8/24-8/29 – Mon-Sat 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun 10 a.m.-5 p.m. To mark the end of the summer, buy home furnishing goods provided by Collette At the Barn. Located at 116 North Sea Road, Southampton (next to Schmidt’s Market). 631-2831507. HELEN BARER SPEAKS – 8/24 – 6:30-7:30 p.m. Helen Barer will sign and discuss her new book, Fitness Kills. Located at East End Books, 53 The Circle, East Hampton. 631-324-8680. REMEMBERING SACO AND VANZETTI – 8/24 – 6 p.m. Stephen Sanfilippo discusses Sacco and Vanzetti, two Italian men who were unjustly executed by the US government 80 years ago. Located at the Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-4926. LIVE MUSIC – 8/24 – 7-11 p.m. Jane Hastay (pianist) and Peter Martin Weiss (bassist) perform every Friday at the Maidstone Arms Inn. Located at 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5008. RETREAT ON CREATIVITY – 8/24-8/26 – Fri 79:30 p.m., Sat-Sun 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Roseline Koener presents an in-depth workshop, “Freeing the Life Within Me,” in which she helps artists, writers and others explore their inner-life. Located at 14A

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East Hampton. 631-324-8680. ARTS & CRAFTS SUMMER FAIR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25-8/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Come browse and shop for different works of art. Free admission, parking and refreshments. Located off Montauk Highway, Route 27, Amagansett. 631-724-5966. BAY STREET THEATREâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11 p.m. Joy Behar, Julie Halston and Angela LeGreca perform a comedy show. Tickets $50 and can be purchased at www.baystreet.org. Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. BLOOD DRIVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m. The SATURDAY, 25 Quogue Library will host a blood drive. ID required. PROJECT NIGHT BEAT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8-11 p.m. The Call library in advance. 631-653-4224. Parrish Art Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event includes food, drinks, a SUSAN RICHARDS SPEAKS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 p.m. visit to the galleries and live music, provided by Susan Richards speaks about her new book, Chosen Jonny Lives! and The Hungry March Band. Tickets By a Horse. Located at Book Hampton, 91 Main $10. Located at 25 Jobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lane, Southampton. 631Street, Southampton. 631-283-0270. 283-2118. WHBPAC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8:30 p.m. Comedian Jim THE MUSIC LOVERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S POETRY ANTHOLOGaffigan will perform. Tickets $95/$110/$125. GY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 p.m. Editor Helen Houghton presents Located at 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. a group reading from the anthology published by 631-288-1500. Persea. Located at Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books, 290 Main Street, BOOK SALEâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Red hot sumSag Harbor. 631-725-4926. mer book sale at the Hampton Bays Public Library. HISTORICAL TOUR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Located at 52 Ponquogue Avenue, 10 a.m. Tour the history of East Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. PICK OF THE WEEK Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Main Street with BOOK DISCUSSION â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; PROJECT NIGHT BEAT Richard Barons. Costs $5/10. 8 a.m. Dr. Anne-Renee Testa disâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8-11 p.m. The Parrish Meet at the Osborn-Jackson Art Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s event includes cusses her new book, Bully in House, 101 Main Street, East food, drinks, a visit to the galleries Your Relationship. Located at Hampton. 631-324-6850. and live music. Located at 25 Jobâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Book Hampton, 41 Main Street, BOOK SIGNING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 12-1 Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118 East Hampton. p.m. Come to a book signing with award winning Isabella Hatkoff SUNDAY, 26 HAMPTON CLASSIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/26-9/2 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 a.m. or 9 at the Bridgehampton Community House, Montauk a.m. Watch the Hamptonsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; most prestigious horse Highway, Bridgehampton. show. Located at 240 Snake Hollow Road, STEWART F. LANE SPEAKS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/25 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6:30-7:30 Bridgehampton. p.m. Stewart F. Lane signs and talks about his new WHBPAC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/26 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8.30 p.m. Described as sensual, book, Lets Put On a Show: Theater Production For seductive and intoxicating, Ottmar will be performNovices. Located at East End Books, 53 The Circle,

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EAST END KID: RIDE â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;EM COWGIRL By Emily Hart Post With a little help from Katlean de Monchy and David Post If you see this column often then you know that I tell readers about the Family Day Carnival every summer. This year we mosied up

to the Diamond Ranch for Wild West Day to benefit the Albert Einstein College of Medicine. It is a fantasy day for kids with so many activities. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s see what did I do â&#x20AC;&#x201C; some amusement rides, quite a few pony rides, games, lots of eats, freeze dancing, wagon ride, petty zoo (of course), and wore out both Dad and Mom. Last year we won the silent auction to win a

trip to Disney World but this year someone else won. Shucks. LAST CHANCE TO SPEND A COOL DAY WITH EMILY If you send an email to david@starinme.com and give us a little info you still can win a day with Emily and get into the column. This is the final week.

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THIS WEEK CHILDHOOD MEMORIES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pretendâ&#x20AC;? travel programs for 3-4 year olds, Mon., Wed. and Fri. from 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. 5-8 year-olds will meet on Tues. and Thurs. from 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Located at the United Methodist Church, 160 Main St., Southampton. 917-538-5049. SOUTHAMPTON CHALLAH TIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/24-8/31 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:30 p.m. Come with your relatives and prepare your very own Challah for Shabbat dinner with your family. Children and adults of all ages are encouraged to attend. Email rkonsh@aol.com. PICTURE YOU! â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/24 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3:30-5 p.m. Part 2 of this program allows children ages 5 and up to learn to draw from observation with instructor Linda Capello.

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Library. Located at 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. NEIGHBORHOOD NIGHTS AT LUDLAM PARK â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-8:30 p.m. On Mondays spend a great night with your kids playing sports, board games and doing arts and crafts. Food and refreshments provided. For children in grades kindergarten through 6th grade. 631-702-2425. FAMILY EXPLORATIONS FOR BUDDING ECOLOGISTS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/27 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9-11 a.m. This exploration of Bay Beach introduces children ages 5-8 to the wonders of nature. Contact Jennifer Skilbred at 631-537-1400 or jskilbred@groupforthesouthfork.org. ASTROGRASS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/30 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 3 p.m. A fun bluegrass performance at the Bay Street Theater, which is sure to have you on your feet. Ages 4 and up. Tickets cost $12. Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. SUMMER NIGHTS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8/30 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7:30-10 p.m. Enjoy evenings filled with arts, crafts and games. For 7th grade and up. Located at Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road, Hampton Bays. 631-702-2425.

ONGOING CREATIVE WRITING WITHOUT WALLS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Children ages 7-18 can practice their writing fiction, non-fiction, short stories, plays, poetry, college essays, etc. For more information call Sharon Lippman. 631567-9418. MOMMY AND ME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; On Thursdays at 9:30 a.m. for ages 2-12 months. Mondays through Fridays for ages 12-24 months at 10:30 a.m. For ages 12-36 months offered on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 11:30 a.m. and at 9:30 a.m. on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and 11:30 a.m. on Thursdays for ages 24-36 months. Classes (continued on next page)

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are 45 minutes and cost $35. Located at The Art Farm, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1634. PONY CLUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Saturday learn all the wonderful things about ponies, take pony rides, play games and make crafts. For ages 3 and up. Located at Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Path, Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. STORY TIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A music program called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Music Together by the Dunesâ&#x20AC;? for newborn children through five years old. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. RHYTHM RECREATION â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4-5 p.m. For three to

KNITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2-4 p.m. Go with the whole family to take knitting lessons, as every age is encouraged to join. Located at the Rogers Mansion, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS 2ND ANNUAL KNICKS SUMMER BASKETBALL CLINIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers will be awarding seven Knicks Summer Basketball Clinic scholarships to children who write or have their parents or guardians write an essay saying why they deserve a free spot at the Knicks Summer Basketball Clinic. The clinic will take place for three days from August 2729, for boys and girls ages 8-17, from 10 a.m.4 p.m. daily at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton. There will be special guest appearances by Herb Williams, Allan Houston, John Starks and Charles Smith. The scholarships will be given out based on Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s discretion. Submissions must be sent to Joan@danspapers.com or dropped off to Joan Gray at the Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers office, located at 2221 Montauk Highway in Bridgehampton or by mailing Joan Gray at P.O. Box 630, Bridgehampton, NY 11932 by August 15. For more information call Joan Gray at 631-5370500. The Lionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whiskers at WHBPAC August 30

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CLASSIC CARS Prices are really getting crazy. Just last week, Steve McQueen’s 1964 Ferrari Lusso Berlinetta was sold at auction for over two million dollars. What caught my attention about that sale price was the fact that in 1967 I owned a Ferrari Lusso, which coincidentally was the exact color combination of McQueen’s. Having purchased the car in Italy from the Ferrari dealer in Florence for $4,200, I had it shipped back to America and used it for several absolutely trouble free years, in and around Manhattan and the Hamptons. It was a great car, considered by many, including myself, to be the most attractive of the 250 GT series of Ferrari motorcars. But more than two million dollars? The McQueen ownership obviously gave it a stellar provenance. I sold mine for $5,000 around 1970, it was low mileage and perfect. Should I have kept it? Everything is getting weirdly expensive. Yes, I know, all you Hampton home owners, especially those who have owned their home for over ten years, have suddenly become happy millionaires. But if you sell your home, what do you buy? It’s the same fate of the collector car owner. Wow, the guy has a valuable car, but if he sells it, he can never replace it with a similar model, unless he wants to reinvest his profit. Most people who own a house in the Hamptons, or for that matter, a high quality collectable like a vintage Ferrari, are not eager to sell and trade down to a house in Riverhead or a Mazda Miata. I recently spoke with a friend who told me that his cousin just spent $80,000 on a custom van. Of course, he didn’t tell his wife the real price, she would have killed him. I personally have flown an airplane, along with some buddies, from Brookhaven airport to one of many airports in Connecticut for a snack.

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Including the airplane rental and fuel, these flights are commonly called the $100 burger trip. Anyone who flies an airplane knows that this type of expense is usually kept from one’s spouse. What about the guy who owns a twin engine sport fishing boat? If he takes the boat from Montauk to the “Canyon” for some serious fishing, the fuel bill alone is something he doesn’t want to mention. What one catches is usually called the $1,000 fish. It actually makes flying a plane look cheap. It’s a man thing. How many of you out there have done restorations or even simple paint jobs or repairs on a car that were so expensive you were not only scared to tell your wife, but close relatives. The weird truth is that you usually bragged about the price only to your car buddies. If it was really expensive, the repair or paint job had to be the best. Right? Let me give you guys out there some food for thought, clues from the other side. My wife, who really looks like a model, reads Harper’s Bazaar monthly. She occasionally peruses my Road and Track magazines, once in a while I glance at her Harper’s

Bazaar. After all, the models in there are pretty. What caught my attention were the insane prices of some of the woman’s clothes and accessories. Get this, a Ferragamo handbag – $17,000. That’s the cost of a Honda! A pair of Bottega Veneta sandals – $1,000, not much there with little, skimpy straps and Diesel jeans for $400. Denim is denim, what are they, crazy? It dawned on me that while we guys are hiding our “hobby” expenses, so are the girls. Their hobby is shopping. In all honesty, both my wife and I do look aghast at the prices of clothing and accessories in the high fashion magazines. Seeing these cadaverous models in their mega dollar, flowing designer outfits is no different than looking at terrific and absurdly sleek concept cars that have $200,000 plus price tags. We all know the odds are that we will never own any of them. Both men and women like to dream and often spend outrageous sums, but on very different items. Forget cars, bicycles are a small fortune these days. Remember those affordable Schwinns of the past? Of course, you can still buy a very presentable Huffy at Costco for $69.95. But today, a proper and serious bicycle costs $10,000. What has Lance Armstrong wrought? What we used to call “English Racers” are made of expensive carbon fiber and other high tech materials. The fastest, lightest and most expensive bicycles weigh less than fourteen pounds. For the best of the best, $10,000 is a starting price. Pound for pound, a proper bike costs more than the most expensive Ferrari. Hey, these bikes do get excellent fuel mileage. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at bobgelber@aol.com

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DAN'S PAPERS, August 24, 2007 Page 83 www.danshamptons.com

DAN’S TRAVELS TAKE A Path into Nature Last week I walked a section of the Paumanok Path (PP) that’s in a residential area between Noyac and Roses Grove with fellow Southampton Trails Preservation Society Board member, Tony Garro. The natural beauty of this area, so close to development always impresses me. We parked our cars on Deerfield Road in Noyac, across from Laurel Valley County Park. The wide shoulders on either side of the road can accommodate parking for several cars. The Suffolk County Water Authority plans to erect a well here with a blowoff basin, chemical treatment building, and a modest parking area for hikers. The SCWA and SCP are assuring the public that these changes will have as little negative visual and environmental impact on this lovely park as possible. Walking across Deerfield Road from Laurel Valley I wasn’t able to see where the PP enters the woods alongside Deerwood Path. I remember painting a white rectangular blaze on a huge birch tree a couple of years ago at the entrance to North Side Hills. This tree has since been cut down. That day, after painting the blaze and affixing the PP emblem to the tree, I heard a scrabbling noise above me. I looked up, and saw looking down at me with keen interest, a flying squirrel. It stayed perfectly still, a few feet above me, gazing with its enormous, night-vision adapted eyes. I took a camera out of my backpack and proceeded to take his picture. Now that that tree is gone, visibility is improved for motorists turning right out of North Side Hills, but the blaze and PP emblem need to be restored on another tree. I trust the squirrel has

A HIKE WITH

KEN KINDLER

A flying squirrel on a black birch tree.

found other trees in which to play. The trail runs alongside Deerwood Path (the entry road to North Side Hills) and takes an arc around a vernal pond, through a field of fern, then onto the road. Tony and I followed the Paumanok Path through the residential community and discussed how to make the trail safe, easy-to-follow, and visually attractive. We came out onto Deerwood Path, turned left, then continued on the road, making a left onto Northside Drive. Just past the Rolling Hill Court intersection with Northside Drive the trail enters the woods on the left side of the road, heading south. Here we get a sample of the lovely knob and kettle topography, as well as the mature laurel that must have been the inspiration for the name of this community and its streets. The trail comes out for a while onto Rolling Hill Court as a right turn onto the road then a left back into the woods. In this small enclave of nature there lingers a diverse ecology; you will see fern, laurel, oak, hickory, sassafras, beech, birch, and dogwood growing here. The brush layer is sparse because the dense canopy overhead blocks much of the sunlight. We followed the white rectangular

blazes of the PP to Laurel Valley Drive, where we turned right for a walk to the end of the road. The PP blazes led us straight ahead onto a wide straight dirt path heading west. The trail continues west until it cuts across the end of Forrest Drive in Roses Grove, linking another community to the path. There is a kiosk on Deerfield Rd. marking the Laurel Valley County Park in Noyac. It is opposite the entrance to North Side Hills (Deerwood Path), 0.7 mile south of Noyac Rd. To get to the Forrest Drive trailhead from Noyac Road, take Peconic Hills Drive to Woodland Drive, then follow Forrest Drive to its end. Tony left for another appointment and I returned to walk this lovely 1.5-mile section of trail again. This time I saw someone running the trail and I thought that if I lived here I might start jogging again or at least take part of my daily walk in this pretty place. This time of year, remember that the ticks are out in large numbers. When you walk the trails always wear light colored pants tucked into closely-woven, light-colored socks. If used as directed, permethrin-based insect repellents are very effective against ticks. If you encounter a trail that is overgrown with brush or tall grass, turn around and walk somewhere else where the trail is more open. Ken Kindler is a Trails and Open Space Advocate working to help the trails groups and land managers care for our “Natural Island.” If you would like to learn more about our trails or help care for them, visit the Hiking Long Island website. www.hike-li.org

DAN’S TRAVELS Go Fish An article in a regional fishing weekly recently noted stress is reaching epidemic proportions in the U.S. Clinical psychologist Dr. Paul G. Quinnett has written several books on the psychological benefits of fishing as a stress reliever. We already knew this! Let’s fish. This past Sunday, the Montauk charter boat Breakaway brought in 25 striped bass weighing up to 40 pounds, and “gorilla” bluefish weighing up to 10 to 15 pounds. Chris at West Lake Fishing Marina, Montauk, says a mako shark of 368 pounds was caught by Tod Heppen. There are also lots of yellowfin tuna offshore at the Fishtails (40-50 pounds), and Chris said a few boats went as far out as Cokes Ledge and caught codfish of up to 28 pounds. Paulie A. of Paulie’s Tackle Shop in Montauk reports striped bass weighing up to 19 pounds were caught on the north side of the Point this past weekend. He says there are also plenty of bluefish in the bays and in the ocean surf. Tom at Gone Fishing Marina, Montauk, says many yellowfin tuna have been brought in and weighed at his dock. Steve at WeGo Fishing Station, Southold, says there are striped bass being caught at night at The Race and Plum Gut, and bluefish are everywhere in the bays. He weighed in a nine-pound and six-pound fluke caught by boat off the Greenlawns area of Shelter Island. Steve also says there is a lot of

bunker bait in Sterling Harbor. Harvey Bennett of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop reports false albacore are starting to show up in Gardiner’s Bay. His friend Sam Lester caught a 27-inch fluke off Shelter Island’s Greenlawns. (A monster “doormat fluke,” weighing 24.3 pounds and measuring 38 inches long, was caught near Monmouth Beach, New Jersey, recently. If the International Game Fish Association certifies this catch, it will be a record catch.) Ken Morse of Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor, says weakfish are still in Noyac Bay at red buoy #16 in 55-foot depths. The fish are biting on two- to three-ounce diamond jigs tipped with squid strips. He also reports bluefish of six to ten pounds are being caught at The Ruins north of Gardiner’s Island. Steve at Hampton Bays’ East End Bait and Tackle finds fluke action has moved outside Shinnecock Inlet to the 90-foot depth and east to the Mecox Bay inlet. The fluke are biting on killies or baby bluefish (snappers) caught in the bays. Fluking inside Shinnecock Bay has slowed, but bluefish are all over – just look for the birds circling above them.

A new local fishing tournament open to all adults and children was just announced: Southampton Cove Fishing Tournament. It is one day only, Saturday, September 8, starting at sunrise with final weigh-in at 4:30 p.m. the same day. There will be prizes awarded for the largest striped bass and bluefish caught that day, and a children’s prize for the largest porgy and snapper (baby bluefish). Fishing can be by boat or in the surf in Great Peconic Bay, Noyac Bay, Sag Harbor bay and Shelter Island Sound. Registration is $10 per adult; children twelve and under compete at no charge. Competitors can enter only one fish per species. The weigh-in is at the Southampton Cove’s pavilion on Water’s Edge Rd., Southampton (east side of Fish Cove, off Noyac Road and North Sea Harbor). Prizes for first and second place in both divisions are rod and reel combos from Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor, and gift certificates for third-place finishers. To enter, contact Peter Aiello at (631) 283-5228. – Rich Firstenberg (email: yeoldesalt@aol.com)

DAN'S PAPERS, August 24, 2007 Page 84 www.danshamptons.com

Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello The dog days of summer have arrived. The summer is winding down and the shops are gearing toward fall fashions and accessories. Instead of pinks and greens, we are seeing tans and grays…it is amazing how color affects our world! Let’ shop. While shopping in Westhampton Beach, stop in at Main Street Sweets/Ben & Jerry’s for a free sample of their brand new flavor, Banana Split! Just for the record, the store has just received a very high inspection score from field manager Ed “white gloves” Peistrup for outstanding cleanliness, quality and service. Hampton Shoe Vixen on Montauk Highway, East Quogue is going western to honor the Hampton Classic Horse Show. Vixen is giving away free cowboy hats to anyone grabbing a pair of Michael Kors or Juicy Couture boots and will be offering fifty styles of boots for $39.99, from now through fall. There is also a

spectacular $10.99 sale in progress until Labor Day and ladies designer shoes below cost. Get set for the annual Fandango’s annual fun summer sale starting August 31. Sitting pretty at 38A Main Street in Hampton Bays, all clothing, jewelry and accessories are 20% off, including merchandise for fall. Fashions range from casual cottons and linens to very dressy beaded tops and accessories. Stop in and play ‘dress-up’ with the friendly staff that is always there to help you decide what looks best. Take a look at the new inventory of beautiful and unique clothing that will fit everyone’s pocketbook. Fandango is also a good source with their large selection of jewelry. Mermaid lovers are finding Mermaids & Magic tucked nicely at 10 Jagger Lane in Southampton. The younger girls are buying birthday gifts for friends and family here as well as the weathervanes, fairy doors, pirate toys and, of course, lots of mermaids and angels.

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Dan’s Fashion 40 Years of Ralph Lauren “If you say something is ‘very Ralph Lauren’ you’re immediately understood,” Audrey Hepburn once remarked. Whether it’s summering in Newport and the Hamptons, roughing it out West with cowboys and ranchers, hitting the slopes in ski-meccas like Aspen, or enjoying a glamorous life in the glittering city – Ralph Lauren has codified the iconography of America into a singular vision. 2007 marks the fortieth year of the Ralph Lauren design juggernaut, and to fête the occasion, Lauren is celebrating with a luxurious book documenting his spectacular four-decade metamorphosis from tie salesman to fashion mogul. Since 1967, Ralph Lifshitz from the Bronx has transformed his name, his image and his line of men’s neckwear into an ever-expanding lifestyle brand that now includes fashion, accessories, home furnishings and fragrances. “Fashion is a function of lifestyle, and style a function of quality, integrity and timelessness,” notes the designer, who compiled more than 750 photographs, personal mementos, news clippings and illustrations into a 500-page behemoth – as beefy as his fashion legacy and just as personal. “My eyes are on my life. They are my own private camera,” writes the author about the influence of living and working in New York City, being married to Ricky and family life with three kids in the Hamptons, an island retreat in Jamaica, the RRL Ranch in Colorado, and an estate in upstate New York. “I extend all the experiences from my private life into my work because that is my library.” The public face of the company is innovative lifestyle advertising, created in collaboration with an elite group of photographers including Michael Thompson, Shelia Metzner, François Halard, Patrick Demarchelier, Deborah Turbeville, and Oberto Gili. Bruce Weber, in particular, was instrumental in establishing the trademark Lauren look: a reflection of New England with all-American men and women setting sail in an old wooden schooner, dressed for dinner in gorgeously-appointed rooms, or preparing for a ride on one of the family’s show-horses; sleekly-attired athletes kitted out for skiing St Moritz; tanned, cameraready adventurers on African safari in crisp khaki & cool cottons; a rugged West involving faded and wellworn flannels layered with calico prints, denim, thermal shirts and boots; and the Southwest of American Indians with blanket wool coats, fringed suede and turquoise jewelry. “When I design a collection I have a character in mind. I’ll say, ‘Who is she? Where does she live? When I work on a collection I feel like I’m making a movie. I want to tell a story, so I guess you could say I write through my clothes.” And yet, despite acclaim, fortune and fame – including a thriving global brand with a far-flung network of stores in Russia, Tokyo, London, Paris, Milan, Spain, Germany, Hong Kong, Australia; a fancy hometown flagship in New York’s historic Rhinelander Mansion on Madison Avenue; a wall full of CFDA awards: Lifetime Achievement, Womenswear & Menswear Designer of the Year, Retailer of the Year,

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GOLF CLINIC – 8/26 – Learn the fundamentals of the short game at the Poxabogue Golf Center. Reservations required. Costs $350/week. 631-5370025. WEDNESDAY, 29 JACOB’S FARM/STONY HILL – 8/29 – 9 a.m. One of the many new loops in Stony Kill makes for an interesting contract with Jacob’s Farm. Meet on Red Dirt Road across from Jacob’s Farm entrance, 1/4 mile east of Accabonac Road, East Hampton. 631324-2425.

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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS 2ND ANNUAL KNICKS SUMMER BASKETBALL CLINIC –The clinic will take place for three days from August 27-29, for boys and girls ages 8-17, from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. daily at the Hayground School in Bridgehampton. There will be special guest appearances by Herb Williams, Allan Houston, John Starks and Charles Smith. For more information, call Joan Gray at 631-537-0500. BIDEAWEE – The seventh annual Bideawee “Love on a Leash” parade and fair will take place from 4-6 p.m. on August 31. On the Village Green in Westhampton Beach (corner of Main Street and Mill Road). 631-325-0200. DANSHAMPTONS.COM – Check out www.danshamptons.com for everything you need to know about the Hamptons! You can also post upcoming events by visiting http://calendar.danshamptons.com/events/ DATEHAMPTON.COM – Join an exclusive online community for singles who love the Hamptons. Visit www.datehampton.com.

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The Hampton Classic Horse Show Returns to Bridgehampton

Anne Kursinski of Frenchtown, NJ rode Roxanna 112, owned by Scott Hakin, to victory in the $150,000 Prudential Financial Grand Prix to culminate the 31st annual Hampton Classic Horse Show

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The 32nd Hampton Classic Horse Show, one of the nation’s premier show jumping competitions, returns to Bridgehampton, August 26-September 2. The Classic hosts exciting hunter/jumper competition from junior levels up to the pinnacle of the sport, grand prix show jumping, featuring the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix. Manhattan Mortgage Company’s Opening Day, Sunday, August 26, features the $20,000 Nicolock Open Jumper Challenge, a competition that debuted at the Classic in 2003. This exciting “race against the clock” will follow the singing of the national anthem and other Opening Day Ceremonies in the Grand Prix Ring. While there is no major jumping competition on Monday, August 27, the Finals of the Long Island Horse Show Series for Riders with Disabilities will be held. Spectators are also invited to come and watch horses and riders in schooling sessions, and to shop in the Boutique Garden and Stable Row or visit the Exhibition Horse Tent. There is no admission charge on Monday. On Tuesday, August 28, events include AmateurOwner, Junior, Open Jumpers, Green Working Hunters and Children’s Hunters. The $2,500 Marshall & Sterling Children’s Hunter Classic will top off the day in Hunter Ring I and the Platinum Performance / USEF Show Jumping Talent Search will be held in Jumper Ring II. On Wednesday, August 29, the first round of the 5 and 6-year-old East Coast Young Jumper Championships will take place and competition continues in Amateur Owner, Junior, and Open Jumper sections. Adult Amateur Hunters will also compete, as will the Green and Regular Working Hunters. The week’s jumper competition continues on Thursday, August 30, with the second round of the East Coast Young Jumper Championships as well as Adult Amateur, Children’s, Amateur-Owner, and Open Jumpers, including the Bluhammock Music 1.45 meter Open Jumper Class in the Grand Prix Ring. In addition, there will be Regular, Adult Amateur, and Junior Hunters. The $5,000 Amateur-Owner Jumper (low) Classic, and the Adult Amateur Hunter Classic are also scheduled. Equitation classes feature the first round of the $10,000 Wölffer Estate Equitation Championship. Friday, August 31 features qualifying events in the

Maggie McAlary of Amherst, NH, won the $10,000 Wölffer Estate Equitation Championship

Carolyn Kelly of New York, NY, won the $25,000 Calvin Klein Show Jumping Derby riding Omona, owned by LuLu Equestrian Enterprises LLC

Grand Prix Ring in which top show jumpers vie for slots in Sunday’s exciting jumper competitions. Starting at 8 a.m. is the $10,000 Junior/AmateurOwner Welcome Stake, a qualifier for Sunday’s $25,000 Calvin Klein Show Jumping Derby, followed by the $15,000 Prudential Douglas Elliman Speed Derby. The $50,000 GREY GOOSE® Vodka

Todd Minikus of Loxahatchee, FL won the $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge on Elton as the highlight of Manhattan Mortgage Company’s Opening Day

FEI World CupTM Qualifier, scheduled for a 1 p.m. start, will set the order for Sunday’s $150,000 FTI Grand Prix. Friday evening’s Exhibitor Party runs from 5-8 p.m. and will include JustWorld International’s “Horseless Horse Show.” Cablevision’s Kids Day, presented by Monty Python’s Spamalot, takes place on Saturday, September 1, and features a variety of fun activities including circus performers, face painters, and much more. Children under 12 are admitted free and there are complimentary pony rides for children under 12. Competition highlights include the second round of the $10,000 Wölffer Estate Equitation Championship, the $20,000 SJF Enterprises 5year-old and the $30,000 Split Rock Farm 6-yearold Young Jumper Championship Finals, the $15,000 WGHR Farm Junior/Amateur-Owner Jumper Classic and the $25,000 Sotheby’s International Realty Challenge. The Corcoran Group’s Pony Hunter Classic will decide the top pony hunter of the week. Jumper Ring II features the USEF Zone 2 Medal Championship and the Marshall & Sterling Adult Amateur and Children’s Jumper Classics. On Sunday, September 2, festivities at the Hampton Classic begin with the $30,000 7- & 8-year-old Young Jumper Championship Finals, followed by the $25,000 Calvin Klein Show Jumping Derby, a member event of the Show Jumping Hall of Fame Jumper Classic Series, and the $10,000 Hermès Hunter Classic in Hunter Ring I. It all leads up to the grand finale – the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix, one of the top Grand Prix competitions in the country. Fun for the Whole Family on Kids Day and throughout Classic Week Monty Python’s Spamalot, winner of the 2005 Tony Award for Best Musical, is the new presenting sponsor of Cablevision’s Kids Day on Saturday, September 1. There will be Spamalot activities throughout the week highlighted by a scavenger hunt for the “Grail” throughout the show grounds on Kids Day. In addition, the ASPCA will be presenting a variety of events and activities in the Exhibition Area during the week. Already scheduled are appearances by some of the stars of the popular Animal Planet network show “Animal Precinct” and a visit to the showgrounds by the ASPCA’s Adoption Van with cats and dogs looking for a new home.

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Manhattan Mortgage Company’s Opening Day to Showcase Local Singers

WLIU Contest Winner to Perform the National Anthem

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The $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge and the Hampton Classic/WLIU 88.3 FM National Anthem Contest will headline Manhattan Mortgage Company’s Opening Day activities at the Hampton Classic Horse Show on Sunday, August 26. The 32nd Hampton Classic Horse Show, one of the nation’s premier show jumping competitions, returns to Bridgehampton, August 26September 2. The Classic hosts hunter/jumper competition for riders ranging from the youngest competitors in Leadline and Short Stirrup all the way up to the Olympic veterans in the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix. A new addition to this year’s horse show is the opportunity for the winner of the Hampton Classic/WLIU 88.3 FM National Anthem Contest to perform the National Anthem on Manhattan Mortgage’s Opening Day. The winner will be decided by three judges: Bonnie Grice of WLIU-FM, Jaylaan Llewellyn, President of bluhammock music, and Helen Rattray, publisher of the East Hampton Star and member of the Board of Directors of the Choral Society of the Hamptons. Applications were due by August 1 and all finalists were notified by August 10. Finalists will compete in a live “sing off ” at the Hampton Classic on August 26 at 10 a.m. The winner will perform the anthem in the Grand Prix Ring, be interviewed on WLIU-FM by Bonnie Grice, and receive a gift certificate to the Hampton Classic souvenir booth and a col-

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Equestrians who compete in the Long Island Horse Show Series for Riders with Disabilities (LIHSSRD) will once again have the opportunity to ride for ribbons at The Hampton Classic Horse Show on Monday, August 27. The LIHSSRD made its debut at the Hampton Classic last year, marking the first time in the horse show’s three-decade history that competition was held on Monday. The show series, created by HorseAbility, was founded to provide riders with disabilities the same competitive experience that other equestrians enjoy. “The LIHSSRD championships proved to be a very successful addition to our Hampton Classic schedule,” said Hampton Classic Executive Director Shanette Barth Cohen. “The rain almost forced us to cancel, but the resilience and determination of the riders to go on was the ultimate factor in our decision to continue as scheduled.” The LIHSSRD competition at the Hampton Classic will be the culmination of the organization’s five-show series, which were held at select horse shows on Long Island during the spring and summer of 2007. Qualifying shows included: April 21–Thomas School of Horsemanship Horse Show (Melville)

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with horses, she founded HorseAbility. Since then, the organization has became a New York Not-for-Profit Corporation and is one of only two “premier centers” on Long Island as accredited by the North American Riding for the Handicapped Association. Its mission is to offer a wide range of horse-related programs to those with special needs in order to promote their physical and spiritual wellbeing. “We are thrilled to have our Finals at the Hampton Classic,” said McGowan. “We couldn’t think of a better place, it’s the Hampton Classic! Shanette welcomed us with open arms last year and it was such a great experience. We hope to have even more riders participating this year!” For more information on the Hampton Classic Horse Show, please visit the Hampton Classic website at www.hamptonclassic.com or call (631) 537-3177. For more information about HorseAbility or the LIHSSRD, please visit www.horseability.org or call (631) 3671646.

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“Cool Blue” by Noted Fashion Photographer Steven Klein is Selected as Image for 2007 Hampton Classic Official Poster A black and white image by renowned fashion photographer Steven Klein (who has photographed such iconic celebrities as Madonna, Brat Pitt, Beyonce, Hilary Swank, Usher, Pharrell, the Rolling Stones, Justin Timberlake and Victoria & David Beckham) has been selected as the image for the 2007 Hampton Classic Horse Show poster. The 32nd Hampton Classic Horse Show, one of the nation’s premier show jumping competitions, returns to Bridgehampton August 26September 2. The Classic hosts exciting hunter/jumper competition from junior levels up to the pinnacle of the sport, grand prix show jumping, featuring the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix. Klein’s black and white image “Cool Blue” is only the second time the Hampton Classic has used a photograph for its poster image in more than 30 years. In keeping with his reputation as being both daring and non-traditional, Klein chooses to focus only the horse’s sleekly braided neck as opposed to capturing the entire body of the animal. Klein is best known for his celebrity portraiture that transforms his viewer’s understanding of his famed subjects. Klein has many famous museum and gallery solo exhibitions to his name – most notably with “X-STaTIC PRO=CeSS,” a video installation/collaboration with Madonna, first shown in 2003 at Deitch Projects in New York City (it has since traveled around the world to Sao Paulo, Berlin,

Dusseldorf, Munich, Moscow, Tokyo, and this November the Art Sonje Museum in Seoul, Korea). His exhibition “Case Study #13,” a 2005 collaboration with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was first shown at the Gagosian Gallery in Beverly Hills, CA. It was also shown in Berlin and is due to show in Tokyo in early 2008. He has transformed magazines into virtual gallery spaces, radically re-imagining the role of fashion and celebrity photography in the public sphere. His images have been published in American Vogue, L’Uomo Vogue, W, and Arena Hommes. Klein trained as a painter at the Rhode Island School of Design, and began his photography career in Paris with a commission from Dior. He has since worked with Calvin Klein, Alexander McQueen, Tom Ford, and Dolce & Gabbana. He resides and works in New York City. The 2007 Hampton Classic poster is available online at www.hamptonclassic.com or on site in the Boutique Garden at the horse show. It can also be purchased at various art galleries on the East End including Giraffics, Hampton Photo Arts, Harrison Frame Shop, Mark Humphrey’s, and the Southampton Hospital Thrift Shop. From August 25 through September 18, The Vered Gallery located at 68 Park Place in East Hampton will be featuring an exhibition by Klein entitled Horses. For more information, please visit the www.veredart.com.

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FTI Consulting, the new sponsor of the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix, leads a host of new and returning sponsors that have lined up to be part of the 2007 Hampton Classic Horse Show, one of the nation’s biggest and most respected equestrian competitions. The $150,000 FTI Grand Prix, the Classic’s featured event, will be held on Sunday afternoon, September 2. When the Hampton Classic returns, August 26 – September 2, it will celebrate its 32nd anniversary with more than 70 corporate sponsors drawn from

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Hampton Classic Announces FTI Consulting as Title Sponsor for 2007 Grand Prix Long-time Supporter is New Sponsor of $150,000 Grand Prix virtually every sector of the business world – fashion, finance, luxury brands, publishing, real estate, and television. The Classic’s impressive sponsorship roster includes such long-time supporters as Calvin Klein (1980), Jaguar (1997), Land Rover (1989), David Yurman (1996), Manhattan Mortgage Company (1996), Sotheby’s International Realty (1999), and Wölffer Estate Vineyards (1991). FTI Consulting, sponsor of the $30,000 7- & 8-year-old Young Jumper Championship Finals at the Hampton Classic in 2006, is a global business advisory firm dedicated to helping organizations protect and enhance enterprise value. FTI has been a key sponsor at other prominent equestrian events such as the Winter Equestrian Festival in Wellington, Florida, where they were the sponsor of the $200,000 FTI Rider Challenge.“We are so pleased that FTI Consulting and Dennis Shaughnessy, Chairman of the FTI Board, have returned to the Hampton Classic as our Grand Prix sponsor,” stated Shanette Barth Cohen, Executive Director of the show. “This increased sponsorship is further evidence of FTI’s leadership and commitment to the equestrian industry. This is indeed an important partnership not only to the Hampton Classic but to the sport in general. We are most appreciative of that commitment.” New & Returning Corporate Sponsors Bluhammock Music, who has signed on to sponsor a 1.45 meter Open Jumper class on Thursday, August 30, is an independent music label based in New York City. Founded by an avid equestrian, the company’s mission is to create honest, evocative music to enhance lifestyle experiences. Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate, a returning sponsor, will become the title sponsor of the $15,000 Prudential Douglas Elliman Speed Derby on Friday, August 31. “We are very proud of our loyal family of corporate sponsors,” said Cohen. “The Hampton Classic would not have achieved its position of national prominence without them and we are so grateful when they return year after year. It is especially gratifying to have so many new companies join what was already an amazing roster. This year we are pleased to welcome the ASPCA, Fraser Yachts and Porsche to our sponsor family.” Sotheby’s International Realty returns as title sponsor of the $25,000 Sotheby’s International Realty Challenge on Saturday, September 1, and Wölffer Estate returns to sponsor the $10,000 Wölffer Estate Equitation Championship, an exciting two-phase competition for young riders, the final round of which is also held on Saturday. Also returning to the Classic’s family of sponsors is GREY GOOSE® Vodka, title sponsor of the

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2007 HAMPTON CLASSIC OFFICIAL SPONSORS ASPCA – Sponsor Since 2007 Ameriprise Financial –Sponsor since 2006 Bank of America – Sponsor since 2006 Barbour By Peter Elliot – Sponsor since 2004 Bluhammockmusic – Sponsor since 2007 Bridgehampton National Bank – Sponsor since 1994 Brown Harris Stevens – Sponsor since 2000 Cablevision – Sponsor since 1997 CIT– Sponsor since 2007 Calvin Klein - Sponsor since 1980 Champagne Louis Roederer - Sponsor since 1998 The Chronicle of the Horse - Sponsor since 2006 Corcoran - Sponsor since 1999 David Yurman - Sponsor since 1996 Dan’s Papers - Sponsor since 1990 Der Dau - Sponsor since 1996 Distinction - Sponsor since 1996 East Hampton Star - Sponsor since 2000 Empire Merchants - Sponsor since 2007 EquiFit, Inc. - Sponsor since 2004 Espo’s Surf & Sport - Sponsor since 2005 FTI - Sponsor since 2006 FarmVet.com - Sponsor since 1999 FENDI - Sponsor since 2005 Bombardier Flexjet - Sponsor since 2005 FIJI Water - Sponsor since 2007 Milea - Sponsor since 2007

MIKIMOTO - Sponsor since 2007 Mellon - Sponsor since 2006 Marders The Manhattan Mortgage Company - Sponsor since 1998 Lord & Taylor - Sponsor since 2007 LAND ROVER - Sponsor since 1989 Just World International - Sponsor since 2007 Jaguar - Sponsor since 1997 Marilyn Hoffman – Hoffman International Properties Hermés Paris - Sponsor since 2006 Hampton Style - Sponsor since 2005 Hamptons - Sponsor since 2001 Hampton Conservatories - Sponsor since 2007 Hampton Luxury Liner - Sponsor since 2001 HRH - Sponsor since 2006 Global Horse Transport, Inc. - Sponsor since 2002 GREY GOOSE Vodka - Sponsor since 2006 Landscaping by Gasper Laroga - Sponsor since 2006 Fraser Yachts - Sponsor since 2007 WÖLFFER Vineyard - Sponsor since 1991 Young Jumper Championships Walpole Woodworkers - Sponsor since 2004 WVVH-TV Hamptons Television - Sponsor since 1996 WLIU 88.3 FM - Sponsor since 2005 W.G.H.R. Farm - Sponsor since 1986 Two Trees Stables - Sponsor since 1995

Jos.M.Troffa Landscape & Mason Supplies Sponsor since 2006 Triple Crown Custom - Sponsor since 2001 3 Lab - Sponsor since 2007 Tavern on the Green - Sponsor since 2001 SUCCEED - Sponsor since 2005 Space Odyssey USA - Sponsor since 2007 Sotheby’s International Realty - Sponsor since 1999 Snapple - Sponsor since 2007 Sam Edelman - Sponsor since 2007 SALTARE Equestrian Apparel - Sponsor since 2007 Ross School - Sponsor since 2007 Robbins Wolfe - Sponsor since 1995 RV Sales of Broward - Sponsor since 2006 R Squared LLC - Sponsor since 2002 Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate Sponsor since 2005 Storms Porsche - Sponsor since 2007 Paul Hastings - Sponsor since 2007 Monty Python’s SPAMALOT - Sponsor since 2007 Newsday’s Parents & Children - Sponsor since 2004 Nicolock - Sponsor since 2005 Not Traditional Media - Sponsor since 2002 NYMEX - Sponsor since 2006 Optimum - Sponsor since 1997

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Two dynamic guys on the move around the East End find individual dressing solutions with Hamptons bastion of colorful classics, J. McLaughlin and new kid on the block rock star fave John Varvatos. Robert Rizzuto, Director of NYIT’s Gold Coast Caterers, with a crammed calendar of posh lunches and dinner parties for the gilded set goes for the vibrant beach club look of J. McLaughlin. Young Southampton actor on the rise Emanuel who rushes from casting calls to rehearsals opts for the edgier monochromatic palette of John Varvatos, favorite of Tom Cruise and Jon Bon Jovi.

Ready for an afternoon at polo, Robert dons Red/white Plaid Shirt, Italian Cotton, Made in Portugal $115 Red/Navy Rugby with Lobster Embroidery $95 Cotton rib pants summer weight $145 Web belt, Tennis motif $38 J. McLaughlin 12 Job’s Lane, Southampton 631-283-4050

Flying through the air Emanuel wears, Black Star USA T-Shirt $88.00 White Waffle Knit Star USA Thermal $125.00 Double Layer Zip-Up Hooded Jacket $598.00 Steel Grey Cotton Micro-Cord Pant $225.00 John Varvatos for Converse $95.00 John Varvatos • 54 Newtown Road East Hampton, NY 631-324-4440

Off to a garden lunch, Robert wears Yellow/ white bold cotton gingham shirt, Made in Portugal $110 V Neck summer sweater of cotton/modalcolor: Jelly $110 Blue/white abstract print cotton trousers $145 J. McLaughlin 12 Job’s Lane, Southampton 631-283-4050

Wave watching at Coopers Beach, Robert sports a Washed cotton summer stripe shirt, Italian fabric $110 V neck cotton/modal sweater with anchor embroidery $135 Orange waxed cotton sailing jacket $175 Summer white sail cloth pants $135 J. McLaughlin • 12 Job’s Lane, Southampton, NY 631-283-4050

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Shopping @ The Hampton Classic 2007 with Maria Tennarielllo Every year, vendors sell their wares in two locations at the Hampton Classic and every year I am there, shopping! This year in the Boutique Garden, adjacent to the Food Court and at Stable Row, which is near the main stabling area, you will find vendors featuring everything from antiques to fine art, souvenirs to saddles, gifts and housewares to fashions and accessories. Shopping at the Hampton Classic offers some of the best shopping of the year…wear cool and comfy clothing and shoes, bring along a sunhat or parasol, a spray bottle with water to cool off with and off you go, for the shopping experience of a lifetime. Let’s do some Hampton Classic shopping! Annyx is offering eclectic gifts for everyone on your gift list including yourself. Located year round in Sag Harbor this is a great source for all occasion gift giving. (631-725-9064). Blue, located in Sagaponack, has a nice selection of women’s clothing and accessories. (631-766-3376). At the Espo’s Surf & Sport booth, look for sunglasses, featuring Maui Jim and man others. Located on Main Street in East Hampton, year round. (631329-9100). Marder’s Nursery which is located on Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton, is open year ‘round and offers annuals, perennials, organics and gifts. (631-537-3700). Rugs in August? Yes, indeed. At Mark Anthony Rugs you will find a nice selection of handmade new and antique rugs. Located at 372 Montauk Highway in Wainscott. (631-537-3734). Nancy & Co., a year ‘round source for upscale ladies fashion and accessories, not to be missed! Located in East Hampton as well as New York City. (631-427-0770). Mikelle Design is offering medium to high-end jewelry that is elegant but earthy, in sterling, 18k gold, Indian and antique. Located in New York City. (212362-4288). At PucciManuli, look for finely crafted toys, games and playthings...including hand-carved rocking horses. 4838 Leafdale Blvd., Royal Oak, MI. www.puccimanuli.com (917-945-2644). Tracey Tooker can finally be found again at the Classic with her fine quality hats for every occasion. Look for unique and unusual designs by Tracey herself. Be prepared to wear one on the way out. Located on Mercer Street in NYC. (212-966-6695). Der Dau Custom Made Boots & Shoes will be featuring samples of the finest quality custom-made boots and shoes. Located on McDonald Avenue in Brooklyn, NY. (718-336-4513). FENDI is a good source for fine, equestrian-inspired handbags, a perfect accessory to wear anywhere.

Located at 720 Fifth Avenue, NYC, (212 -920-8117). Fox Run, Ltd. for a fine selection of estate and fine jewelry, this is a must-stop. PO Box 211655, West Palm Beach, FL 33421. (561-798-0059). Hamptons Conservatory is here with a spectacular display of beautiful handcrafted conservatories. Located 288 Broadway, Huntington, NY. www.hamptonconservatories.com (631-271-4177). Hors-Ego is showing nice display of equine art, sculptures and paintings. 278 Mill Spring Road, Manhasset, NY, (516-627-1710). IZ New York is the place for those cool summer night essentials – Pashminas, cashmere twin sets, bags, jewelry and lots of accessories! 304 East 65th St, Ste LL2, New York, NY- (212- 439-0199). Jocelyn Sandor Fine Animal Portraits is where you should look for custom portraits of horses and dogs as well as a complete line of greeting cards and gifts for horse and dog lovers. PO Box 750, Lakeville, CT 06039. (860-435-2161). Kids...on the beach for kids who are people too…look for classic and whimsical clothing and accessories for children and young girls. 508 Evans Street, Suite E, Morehead City, NC (252-726-9532). Unusual Silver is offering unique equestrian jewelry and gift designs made from sterling silver and 14k gold. 1835 NE Miami Gardens Drive #160, North Miami Beach, FL 33179. www.unusualsilver.com (305479-7931). Vogel Boots & Shoes a nice source of custom boots and shoes. Located 19 Howard Street, New York, NY 10013. (908- 781-2774). Moving onto the Stable Row for some more

very interesting wares… Companion Dogs is where Philip Levine sells and trains well-mannered and properly socialized dogs for both individuals and families. 59 Manor Lane N., East Hampton, NY. (1-800-707-DOGS (3647) or 631-3299742) www.companiondogs.com. Equus Entries Inc. A fun place for jewelry, antiques and gifts. 223 Wall Street PMB 173, Huntington, NY. (631-351-8308). Gail Toma Look for a unique collection of convertible scarves that take you from daytime to evening and for every occasion. P.O. Box 842, Southampton, NY 11969. www.gailtoma.com (631- 259-2055). Hamptons Hound is a very popular local luxury dog accessories source. Doggie items for every occasions, including weddings, and a Yappy Hour, believe it or not! 2486 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton, NY (631-537-7650) www.hamptonshound.com Hermes of Paris If you need fine saddles and tack, this is the place. 55 East 59th Street, New York, NY 10022. (212) 835-6418. Showpony has fun coordinated apparel and accessories for ponies, pups and kids, 30 Middle Hollow Road, Lloyd Harbor, NY www.theshowpont.com (631421-2775). Turner & Co. carries an interesting array of women’s designer clothing and accessories. Located 14 Guyencourt Road, Wilmington, DE. (302-584-0041). Wild Horses Check out the women’s clothing, toys and more. Located 91 Highland Road, Brookline MA. (617-734-0408). Until next year. Ciao and happy shopping at the Hampton Classic in 2007!

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SUNDAY, 8 / 26

2007 Hampton Classic - Tentative Time Schedule GRAND PRIX RING 9:00 AM 398 Leadline 2-4 399 Leadline 5-7 12:00 PM Manhattan Mortgage Company's Opening Day Ceremony 1:00 PM 412 $20,000 Nicolock Time Challenge (1.40m) FEI Table C, Article 239

8:00 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390

JUMPER RING 2 AM Short Stirrup 10-12, W-T Short Stirrup 10-12, W-T-C Short Stirrup 10-12, O/F Short Stirrup 9 & U, W-T Short Stirrup 9 & U, W-T-C Short Stirrup 9 & U, O/F GRAND SHORT STIRRUP CHAMPIONSHIP Marshall & Sterling Children Medal Marshall & Sterling Adult Medal

HUNTER RING 1 8:00 AM 167 Local Hunter, Professionals 168 Local Hunter, Professionals 166 Local Hunter U/S, Pro. LOCAL HUNTER PROFESSIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 170 Local Hunter, Non-Professional 171 Local Hunter, Non-Professional 169 Local Hunter U/S, Non-Pro

8:00 164 165 163 373 372

HUNTER RING 2 AM Local Junior Hunter Local Junior Hunter Local Junior Hunter U/S LOCAL JUNIOR HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP Children's Eq. High, Fences Children's Eq. High, Flat

ANNEX 9:00 AM 368 Adult Equitation, Flat 380 Robert Hoskins Adult Medal 381 Hugh J.B. Cassidy III, Adult Maclay 374 Robert Hoskins Junior Medal 391 Marshall & Sterling Junior Medal

LOCAL HUNTER NON-PROFESSIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

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GRAND PRIX RING NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 201 Open Jumper (1.35m) II.1.a 256 East Coast YJC Round 1, 7 & 8 Year-Olds, II 1:30 PM 207 Open Jumper (1.40m) FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 212 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.b 217 Junior Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.b 343 Platinum Performance/USEF Show Jumping Talent Search

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HUNTER RING 2

HUNTER RING 3

NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 20 Model Green Conformation 22 Green Conformation Hunter 23 Green Conformation Hunter 11 First Year Green Hunter 12 First Year Green Hunter 10 First Year Green Hunter U/S 16 Second Year Green Hunter 17 Second Year Green Hunter 15 Second Year Green Htr. U/S

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 104 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies) 105 Children's Hunter (Lg. Ponies) 103 Children's Hunter U/S (Lg. Ponies) 109 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 110 Children's Hunter (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 108 Children's Hunter U/S (Horses) 14 & Under-Sec A 417 $2,500 MARSHALL & STERLING CHILDREN’S HUNTER CLASSIC-Ponies 817 $2,500 MARSHALL & STERLING CHILDREN’S HUNTER CLASSIC-Horses

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WEDNESDAY, 8 / 29

JUMPER RING 2 12:00 NOON 392 LIHSSRD Walk Independent 393 LIHSSRD W-T Independent 394 LIHSSRD W-T & Fig 8 Indpdt. 395 LIHSSRD Walk with Aides 396 LIHSSRD W-T with Aides 397 LIHSSRD W-T & Fig 8 with Aides

8:00 AM 202 Open Jumper (1.35m) II.1.a OPEN JUMPER HI-SCORE AWARD 1.35m 216 Junior Jumper (1.40m), II.1.a 1:30 PM 206 Open Jumper (1.50m), FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 218 Junior Jumper (1.30m), 11.2.a 213 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.30m), 11.1.a 250 SHF Enterprises East Coast YJC Round 1, 5 Year-Olds, II 253 Split Rock Farm East Coast YJC Round 1, 6 Year-Olds, II

HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 161 Local A-O Hunter 162 Local A-O Hunter 160 Local A-O Hunter U/S LOCAL A-O HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP 375 Hugh J.B. Cassidy III, Jr Maclay 370 Children's Eq. Low, Flat 371 Children's Eq. Low, Fences

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 24 Green Conformation Hunter 25 Green Conformation Hunter 21 Green Conformation Htr U/S GREEN CONF. HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 13 First Year Green Hunter 14 First Year Green Hunter FIRST YEAR GREEN CHAMPIONSHIP 18 Second Year Green Hunter 19 Second Year Green Hunter SECOND YR GREEN CHAMPIONSHIP 27 Regular Working Hunter 28 Regular Working Hunter 26 Regular Working Hunter U/S 31 Model Reg. Conformation Hunter 33 Regular Conformation Hunter 34 Regular Conformation Hunter

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 126 127 125 130 131 129

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HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 112 Children's Htr-Horse 15-17 113 Children's Htr-Horse 15-17 111 Children's Htr-Horse U/S 109 Ch. Hunter Horse 14 & U Sec B 110 Ch. Hunter Horse 14 & U Sec B 108 Ch. Hunter Horse 14 &U -B U/S ANNEX 9:00 AM 101 Children's 102 Children's 100 Children's (Sm./Med.

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HUNTER RING 3 8:00 AM 122 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 123 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 121 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 U/S

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2007 Hampton Classic - Tentative Time Schedule JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 406 $5,000 JUNIOR JUMPER

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 124 Adult Amateur Hunter 18-35 128 Adult Amateur Hunter 36-45 132 Adult Amateur Hunter 46+

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 257 East Coast YJC Round 2, 7 & 8 Year-Olds, II.2.a 236 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section A 236 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section B 239 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section A 239 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.2.b Section B

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 55 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 56 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 65 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 66 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 60 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 61 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 70 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 71 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 LG. JR. HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP SM. JR. HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH SCORE JUNIOR HUNTER 43 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 44 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 38 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 39 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35

HUNTER 2 RING 8:00 AM 339 USEF Pony Medal 73 Small Pony Conf. Hunter 74 Small Pony Hunter 72 Small Pony Hunter U/S 78 Medium Pony Conf. Hunter 79 Medium Pony Hunter 77 Medium Pony Hunter U/S 83 Large Pony Conf. Hunter 84 Large Pony Hunter 82 Large Pony Hunter U/S 369 USEF Adult Equitation

JUMPER RING 2 8:00 AM 338 USEF Zone 2 Medal Championship 405 $2,500 MARSHALL &

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 40 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 41 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 37 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 18-35 U/S A-O HUNTER, 18-35 CHAMPIONSHIP 45 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 46 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ 42 Amateur-Owner Hunter, 36+ U/S A-O HUNTER, 36+ CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH SCORE A-O HUNTER

8:00 AM 75 Small Pony Working Hunter 76 Small Pony Working Hunter SMALL PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 80 Medium Pony Working Hunter 81 Medium Pony Working Hunter MEDIUM PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 85 Large Pony Working Hunter 86 Large Pony Working Hunter LARGE PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP GRAND PONY HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP

2:00 PM 344 Washington International Equitation Classic Qualifying Class, Hunter Phase HUNTER 2 RING

416 $2,500 PONY HUNTER

(1.30m) CLASSIC, II.2.b

JR. JUMPER (1.30M) CHAMPIONSHIP 407 $5,000 A-O JUMPER (1.30m) CLASSIC , II.2.b

1:30 PM 351 $10,000 WÖLFFER ESTATE EQUITATION CHAMPIONSHIP, Round 1

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 403 $10,000 JR./A-O SHOW JUMPING DERBY WELCOME STAKE (1.40m) Table II.1.a. [Jr/A-O Qualifier for Sunday] 411 $15,000 PRUDENTIAL DOUGLAS ELLIMAN OPEN JUMPER SPEED DERBY (1.40m) FEI Table C, Article 239 1:00 PM 400 $50,000 GREY GOOSE ®

AMATEUR OWNER JUMPER (1.30M) CHAMPIONSHIP 235 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section A 235 Adult Amateur Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section B 251 SHF Enterprises East Coast YJC Round 2, 5-Year-Olds, V.2.a 254 Split Rock Farm East Coast YJC Round 2, 6-Year-Olds, II.2.a

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ADULT AMATEUR JUMPER CHAMPIONSHIP 409 $2,500 MARSHALL & STERLING CHILDREN'S JUMPER CLASSIC (1.10m), II.2.b

REALTY CHALLENGE FEI Table A, Art. 238.2.2

NATIONAL OPEN JUMPER CHAMPIONSHIP

SHOW JUMPING DERBY, II.2.a

A-O JUMPER (1.40M) CHAMPIONSHIP JR. JUMPER (1.40M) CHAMPIONSHIP 2:00 PM 402 $150,000 FTI GRAND PRIX FEI 238.1.2 (CSI***) Member Event: U.S.G.P.L.

JUMPER RING 2 NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

HUNTER 1 RING 10:00 AM 415 $10,000 HERMÈS HUNTER CLASSIC

GRAND HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP LEADING HUNTER RIDER AWARD BEST JUNIOR RIDER AWARD LEADING JUNIOR EQUITATION AWARD HUNTER GROOM AWARD

HUNTER 3 RING 9:30 AM 342 ASPCA/ NHSAA/ Maclay 345 Washington Int'l Equitation Classic, Jumper Phase

5:00 pm - 8:00 pm EXHIBITORS’ PARTY USET TENT

NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

CLASSIC

HUNTER 3 RING HUNTER 2 RING

HUNTER 3 RING

NO CLASSES SCHEDULED

SUNDAY, 9 / 2

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 258 $30,000 7 & 8 - Year-Old Young Jumper Championship Finals, II.2.a 404 $25,000 CALVIN KLEIN

STERLING ADULT AMATEUR HUNTER CLASSIC

SATURDAY, 9 / 1

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 252 $20,000 SJF Enterprises 5-Year-Old Young Jumper Championship Finals, V.2.a 255 $30,000 Split Rock Farm 6-YearOld Young Jumper Championship Finals, II.2.a 351 $10,000 WÖLFFER ESTATE

ADULT AMATEUR HUNTER CHAMPIONSHIP 1:30 PM 418 $2,500 MARSHALL &

HUNTER 3 RING 8:00 AM 340 National PHA Equitation 341 Pessoa / USEF Hunter Seat Medal Qualifying Class 238 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section A 238 Children's Jumper (1.10m), II.1.a Section B

FRIDAY, 8 / 31

HUNTER 1 RING 8:00 AM 29 Regular Working Hunter 30 Regular Working Hunter REGULAR HTR. CHAMPIONSHIP 35 Regular Conformation Hunter 36 Regular Conformation Hunter 32 Regular Conformation Htr. U/S REGULAR CONF. CHAMPIONSHIP 53 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 54 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 52 Sm. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under U/S 63 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 64 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under 62 Lg. Jr. Hunter 15 & Under, U/S 58 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 59 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17 57 Sm. Jr. Hunter 16-17, U/S 68 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 69 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17 67 Lg. Jr. Hunter 16-17, U/S

THURSDAY, 8 / 30

GRAND PRIX RING 8:00 AM 211 Amateur-Owner Jumper (1.40m), II.1.a 208 bluhammock music Open Jumper (1.45m), FEI Table A, Article 238.2.1

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Entertainment In The Hamptons review: the lady in question at bay street theatre... by jan silver is smitten with Gertrude and also has a mother issue. Candy Buckley displays brilliant comic timing and does great stage business in her dual role as the Baron’s mother, Augusta Von Elsner, and the prisoner, actress Raina Aldric. Matt McGrath almost steals all scenes he appears in as the homicidal preteen Lotte Von Elsner, and Julie Halston is funny in her too brief part as Gertrude’s sidekick Kitty, Countess de Borgia. The accomplished cast is completed, in strong supporting roles, by Larry Keith as Professor Mittelhoffer and Dr. Maximilian, the delicious Ana Reeder as his daughter Heidi, handsome Barrett Foa as Heidi’s teenage amour and budding Nazi, Karel Freiser, and the dashing Perry Ojeda as Raina Aldric’s son Professor Erik Maxwell. Broadway director Christopher Ashley keeps the onstage action humming at a quick tempo. Philip Rosenberg did the fine lighting design, Tony Smolenski and Walter Trarbach did the sound design. The show plays in two acts. The Lady In Question runs Tuesday to Sunday evenings with Wednesday and Saturday matinees through September 2. Tickets ($50-65) are sold at the box office (631-725-9500) and online at www.baystreet,org. Comediennes Julie Halston, Joy Behar and Angela LaGreca are doing an 11 p.m. “Three Gals Undone” standup show ($50) this Saturday, August 25, after the play’s performance, and the documentary Charles Busch Is The Lady In Question will be screened after the Saturday, September 1, performance.

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Bay Street Theatre’s final summer mainstage production, Charles Busch’s satire, The Lady In Question, opened last weekend at the Sag Harbor playhouse. Busch is known for his high-camp comedies in which he often stars in gorgeous drag. I am one of his fans, but the satire is showing its age – or, perhaps, I’ve have moved beyond its too obvious camp. Now almost twenty years old, this melodramatic spoof of Nazis, militarism, art and artists feels heavy-handed. Mel Brooks satirized these same subjects with a lighter touch in the Springtime for Hitler scenes in both his 1968 movie and 2001 musical, The Producers. As with all Bay Street Theatre productions, this staging is done at the highest professional level. The polished cast carries off its over-the-top lines in deadpan fashion. The handsome costumes by Dona Granata are luxurious and look authentically 1940s. Katherine Carr’s wigs for Mr. Busch and Julie Halston are divine, and Derek McLane’s Alpine castle and mountains are darkly threatening. Charles Busch plays Gertrude Garnet, a former Brooklyn vaudeville tootsie turned classical pianist, now on a European concert tour. In a flaming red wig and chic costumes, Gertrude confronts a Nazi and throatily declares: “You may have taken the Maginot line, but you’ll never take the Canarsie line!” (That’s the level of humor.) Richard Kind is amusing as Baron Wilhelm Von Elsner, the area’s Nazi commander who

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Picasso at the Lapin Agile at Guild Hall

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all the other characters onstage. At the final preview performance, De Sane came across as an intense, selfconfident, self-centered, womanizing Picasso. He soon takes on Einstein, and the two become great foils for one another. The comedy turns truly absurdist with the entrance of Schmnediman (an antic Jonathan Peters), followed shortly thereafter by an explosive mid-20th-century Visitor (Nick Fondulis, who brilliantly parodies this real-life character). The Visitor, immediately recognizable, is totally out of place in 1904 Paris, but the future he foretells is now so outrageously true – remember, this play is written in the early 1990s – Steve Martin’s absurdism seems clairvoyant. (Are we witnessing the decline of America?) Director/actor/producer Josh Gladstone heads a cast of professionals who have worked together before and

are starting to mesh as an ensemble. He and his backstage staff have created a viable thrust-stage theater within the vast East Hampton Studios’soundstage: Nicole Coppinger’s inviting Lapin Agile bar, Andrew Nagel’s sound design, Sebastian Paczynski’s lighting, Amy Ritchings costumes and Steve Smith’s technical tricks all lead to usher the audience in. Audience seating is open – theatergoers can sit at stageside tables or in rows fanning out from the elevated stage. There is not a bad seat in the house. Picasso at the Lapin Agile plays Tuesday to Saturday evenings, 8 p.m., through August 31 with a matinee on September 1. Tickets ($28-30) are available at the Guild Hall box office (631-324-4050), onlineat www.guildhall.org, or from Theatermania (866811-4111 or www.theatermania.com). – Jan Silver

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Fans of comic actor/screenwriter/novelist/playwright Steve Martin should enjoy the John Drew Theater’s production of his imaginative, zany comedy Picasso at the Lapin Agile. Theatergoers who like a little slapstick served up with some intellectual punditry might also enjoy this 1993 play which first deputed at Chicago’s celebrated Steppenwolf Theater and continued on to moderate success Off Broadway. Martin sets the action in 1904, just before Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso separately introduced similar groundbreaking concepts in science and art: how one views an object or observes it in space depends completely on the viewer’s perspective – there are no fixed absolutes. (Einstein published his theory of relativity in 1905, and Picasso introduced cubism in 1907.) Steve Martin posits these two meeting at the real Parisian bar frequented by Picasso, the Lapin Agile. The resulting clash of ideas and egos, involving several persons in the bar as well as the two geniuses, is often clever,witty, and sometimes downright silly – all hallmarks of “wild and crazy” Steve Martin style. Since this is a comedy of ideas with shtick characters who are one- or two-dimensional, Martin lets each one introduce themselves in a brief monologue. Joshua Perl, as Freddy the bartender, is first onstage. Freddy also serves as a sometime narrator, commentator, stage manager and, on occasion, interactor with the audience. He is quickly followed by Gaston (Gerard Doyle), a regular patron and older Maurice Chevalier type who has some of the play’s best double-entendre dialogue. Next to enter is Freddy’s barmaid/companion Germaine (Kate Mueth), a savvy, earthy woman who delivers the playwright’s straightforward assessment of the future – with marketing strategy – in deadpan Carla-of-“Cheers” style. By the time Josh Gladstone enters as Einstein, a little comic excitement is needed – and Gladstone comes through, right down to the lived-in suit, bushy mustache, wild hair and Teutonic accent. He is a delightfully engaging Einstein, especially when reciting the “e-pie” monologue. Next, lithesome, blond Ann Moller bustles in as Suzanne, a recent Picasso conquest looking for her lover. She performs her introductory aria with hopeful grace and aplomb. Enter suave Sagot (Kameron Steele), a wily art dealer who explains why he is necessary to the art business. When Picasso (Joe DeSane) finally arrives, he must be a galvanizing, passionate personality to counteract

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Take Five 2007 with Jan Silver Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re into the summer home-stretch with much wonderful entertainment this week. Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has comedian Jim Gaffigan on Saturday and master flamenco guitarist Ottmar Liebert with Luna Negra on Sunday. The final star of the Social@Ross V.I.P. dinner concert series Saturday is Tom Petty with The Heartbreakers. Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bay Street Theatre has Charles Busch in The Lady In Question followed by comediennes Joy Behar, Julie Halston and Angela LaGreca late Saturday night and Lewis Black on Monday night (sold out). East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s John Drew Theater has Steve Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comedy Picasso at the Lapin Agile onstage and breaks Sunday for the â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Musical Theatre Saluteâ&#x20AC;? to Irving Berlinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hollywood musicals. The Perlman Music Program plays its final chamber music workshops this weekend, the Parrish Art Museum has a big â&#x20AC;&#x153;Project Night-Beatâ&#x20AC;? concert on Saturday, and the Hampton Classic Horse Show opens on Sunday. (For details on all of the above plus some interesting speakers and independent films, read on after the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Benefitsâ&#x20AC;? section.) Recommended benefits: Guild Hall has its â&#x20AC;&#x153;Garden as Artâ&#x20AC;? weekend starting with a benefit cocktail party Fri., 6 p.m., at Chris Browne and Andrew Gordonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s East Hampton oceanfront estate ($250 for two days); the all-day Sat. schedule starts with 9:30 a.m. breakfast at East Hampton Studios, 10:30 a.m. introduction by Martha Stewart to a talk by Dan Hinkley of Heronswood Nursery, benefactorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; lunch at decorative art dealer Barbara Mackloweâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s home, then self-guided tours of more than six gardens ($100-125 for lecture & tour; call 631-324-0806); Southampton Historical Societyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s late summer cocktail party with jazz at Rogers Mansion, 17 Meetinghouse Lane (5:30 p.m., $35 & 50, 631-2832494 or www.southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org; Fighting Chance, the local East End cancer counseling and support service, celebrates its fifth anniv. Sat. with BBQ and auction (incl. round of golf at National Golf Links) at Sue and Rick Daviesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; East Hampton home ($300, 7 p.m., 631-725-4646); â&#x20AC;&#x153;An Evening Under the Starsâ&#x20AC;? dinner & show Sat. with Diana Ross hosted by Jill & Cliff Viner at Stony Brook Southampton, 7:30 p.m., for Diabetic Research Institute Foundation (212-888-2217 or mailto:neregion@drif.org). The Hampton Classic Horse Show opens Sunday with local competition in the morning, and a show sponsored by Manhattan Mortgage starting at noon (Frisbee-catching dogs, dressage exhibition and Nicolock $20,000 show jumping competition). Admission â&#x20AC;&#x201C; $10 per person or $20 per car â&#x20AC;&#x201C; benefits Southampton Hospital. Monday,the beautiful shops are open all day, and competitions continue Tuesday through Sunday, with the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix next Sunday. See www.hamptonclassic.com for more information.

THEATER and COMEDY Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bay Street Theatre has the Charles Busch camp thriller The Lady In Question onstage Tuesday to Sunday through Sept. 2 ($50-65). At 11

p.m. on Saturday, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Three Gals Undoneâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Joy Behar, Julie Halston, Angela LaGreca â&#x20AC;&#x201C; throw a late-night comedy party with music after the Bay Street show ($50). On Monday evening, Lewis Black does two stand-up comedy shows at Bay Street which sold out when they were announced in April but check at the box office just before 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. for no-show space ($50). For all Bay Street tickets, call (631) 7259500 or online www.baystreet.org. East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s John Drew Theater has temporarily relocated to East Hampton Studios in Wainscott while the historic playhouse is restored. The JDT has an entertaining production of Steve Martinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1993 absurdist comedy Picasso at the Lapin Agile at East Hampton Studios running Tuesday through Saturday, 8 p.m., until August 31 with a matinee on Sept. 1 ($28-30). Sunday, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Musical Theater Saluteâ&#x20AC;? to Irving Berlin (see Music & Dance, below). Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has comedian Jim Gaffigan on Saturday, 8:30 p.m., known for his low-key â&#x20AC;&#x153;white-bread boyâ&#x20AC;? humor ($95125, 631-288-1500 or www.whbpac.org).

MUSIC and DANCE The final Social@Ross evening, the V.I.P. dinnerand-concert series, benefits East Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ross School scholarship fund. This Saturday, it starts with cocktails at 6 p.m. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mary Janeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Last Dance,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;You Got Lucky,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Free Fallinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?) are the headliners. Tickets at $3,000 each feature parking, round-trip transfers to the venue, open bar and continuous food service, choice of seating, comfortable rest rooms (www.discoversocial.com or 800-803-6644). The John Drew Theater presents an â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Musical Theatre Saluteâ&#x20AC;? to Irving Berlin in Hollywood on Sunday, 7:30 p.m., at East Hampton Studios, Wainscott. Broadway stars Melissa Errico and George Dvorsky will sing, accompanied by musical director James Followell and Lee Davisâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s narration ($45-50, reception after show; 631-324-4050 or www.guildhall.org). Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has Ballet Ambassadors family show â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Unicornâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Secretâ&#x20AC;? on Friday, 8 p.m. ($12). Master flamenco guitarist Ottmar Liebert and his Luna Negra band give a concert there on Sunday, 8:30 p.m. ($40-70, 631-288-1500 or www.whbpac.org). Classical guitarist Bret William and Giacomo LaVita perform selections by Piazzolla, Ginastera, deFalla and other Latin composers at the Montauk Library on Friday, 7:30 p.m. (no charge). The Perlman Music Program teachers and students play their final works-in-progress concerts this Friday and Saturday, 7 p.m., at the Shelter Island campus (confirm schedule at 631-749-0740). Southamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parrish Art Museum hosts a big â&#x20AC;&#x153;Project Night-Beatâ&#x20AC;? party with music, drinks, munchies on Saturday, 8 p.m. ($10 at the door). Recommended entertainers at clubs and restaurants this week: Montauk â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Wed., 9:30 p.m. comedy at Gurneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn, Sun. afternoon jazz at 888 Gigshack; Amagansett â&#x20AC;&#x201C; at the Stephen Talkhouse (631-267-

3117) on Fri. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; rock/pop with Vic Thrill & Mad Larry, then reggae with Winston Irie; Sat. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega, then Amy Birdsong followed by Little Head Thinks; Sun. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; reggae with Yellowman then Winston Irie; Wed. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Steel Pulse; Jazz at Estia Cantina, Amagansett (631-267-6320) â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Grammy Award-winning songwriter Jesse Harris on Sun., salsa Thurs. with Mambo Loco. East Hampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; jazz Fri. at Almondito; Fri. pop and jazz standards with Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss at Coco Restaurant (Maidstone Arms); Turtle Crossingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; Annie Morgan Band on Thurs., Mama Lee & Friends on Fri.; Babetteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pianist Paul Gene on Sat., Fiddlers Cove â&#x20AC;&#x201C; live music Sat., Sun, Tues.; East Hampton Point â&#x20AC;&#x201C; reggae Sun, The Lodge â&#x20AC;&#x201C; improv comedy on Tues. Sagaponack â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Twilight Thursdays (5-7:30 p.m.) at Wolffer Estate Vineyard with live music. Bridgehampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; World Pie jazz brunch Sat. with Sari Kessler Trio, jazz brunch Sun. with Stefanie Cardinali Group, Pierreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant â&#x20AC;&#x201C; light jazz with Dennis Raffelock on Sun. and Jody Carlson next Tues. Sag Harbor â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Annie Morgan Band late. Fri. at Mumbo Gumbo. Water Mill â&#x20AC;&#x201C; acoustic guitarist Steve Fredericks on Thurs. at Muse. Southampton â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Latin rhythms with Ludmilla on Thurs. at Le Chef, reggae Fri. at Wildthyme, open mike Thurs. at Tugboatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s North Sea House. Hampton Bays â&#x20AC;&#x201C; live music Fri. at Buckleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Inn Between; live music Fri. & Sat. at Oaklandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. Westhampton Beach â&#x20AC;&#x201C; acoustic musicians Fri.& Sat, in Annonaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lounge, acoustic guitarist Steve Fredericks (Fri.) and Mambo Loco Cuban jazz band (Sun.) at The Patio, jazz with Swingset Quartet at Westhampton Steakhouse weekends; Las Vegas Comedy Allstars then Billy Hill Band at Atlantica on Sat.; East Quogue â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Paul Mahos Band on Tues., Fri. & Sun., Annie Morgan Band on Wed. at Dockerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s.

SPEAKERS (no charge unless noted) The final summer Bridgehampton library â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fridays at Fiveâ&#x20AC;? speakers are Bob Drury and Tom Clavin talking about their bestseller Halseyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Typhoon: The True Story of A Fighting Admiral, an Epic Storm and an Untold Rescue ($15; rainsite, Bridgehampton School). Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books, Sag Harbor, has folksinger/historian Stephen Sanfilippo on Fri., 6 p.m., â&#x20AC;&#x153;Remembering Sacco & Vanzetti,â&#x20AC;? the two Italian immigrants unjustly executed in 1927. On Sat., 6 p.m., at Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, editor Helen Houghton presents poets Grace Shulman, Carol Muske-Dukes, Harvey Shapiro and others included in the anthology Music Loverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Poetry Anthology. BookHampton has Susan Richard speaking about Chosen By A Horse at the Southampton store Sat., 6 p.m.; Anthony Pagliarudo speaks about Celebutante: On the Avenue in Sag Harbor on Sat., 7 p.m.; and Dr. Anne-Marie Testa speaks about Bully In Your Relationship in East Hampton on Sat., 8 p.m. On Sunday, 5 p.m., at Temple Adas Israel, Sag Harbor, the final â&#x20AC;&#x153;Food, Sex & Moneyâ&#x20AC;? experts discusses â&#x20AC;&#x153;Money.â&#x20AC;? Panelists are Stephen J. Dubner, co-author of the bestseller Freakonomics, Rabbi David Ingber of Manhattan, and Rabbi Jan Urbach of the Conservative Synagogue of the Hamptons. There is no charge and the talk is open to all.

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The Parrish Art Museumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Classics from Janusâ&#x20AC;? continues with Akira Kurosawaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s masterpiece Rashomon (Japan, 1950) this Friday, 8 p.m., and next Friday is Luis Bunuelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Viridian a (Mexico/Spain, 1961) followed by Felliniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s LaStrada (Italy, 1954) on September 7. Tickets are $5 for Museum members, $7 for guests at the door. The Hampton Arts Cinema screens the 2006 comedy Keeping Up with the Steins at 7:30 p.m. on Monday (Jeremy Piven, Garry Marshall, Doris Roberts). Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;World Cinemaâ&#x20AC;? feature next Tues.-Thurs. is the beautiful, romantic Golden Door (Italy, 2006).

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Entertainment In The Hamptons Dan’s Papers Best of the Best Summer 2007 Memories Whether they were writing an article, covering an event, or simply having fun with their friends and family, the staff at Dan’s Papers has definitely had a long, action-packed, summer of 2007. For many of the staff at Dan’s Papers, attending some of the Hampton’s most spectacular events, parties, and luxuries were the highlights of the summer. Intern Fred Katz’s best memory of the summer was receiving a free meal at The Lodge in East Hampton. Janine Cheviot, Assistant Editor, and Elizabeth Cheviot, Graphic Designer, were both entertained at Sir Ivan’s Superhero Party at his mansion in Watermill, while Joel Rodney, Graphic Designer, had fun at the Date-Hampton party at Turtlebay. Eileen Dermody, Assistant to Sales Director, enjoyed sipping “pear martinis from my going away party at Pierre’s Restaurant.” Lisa Delisi, Display Sales Executive, also had fun at the going away party, describing it as “delightful.” Another festivity of this summer was the Launch Party with Top Chef Eric Ripert, which Kathy Rae, Associate Publisher and Advertising Sales Director, not only attended, but also labeled as her favorite memory of these last few months. Joan Gray, Assistant to the Publisher, remembers “the Potato Hampton on Memorial Day. It was a wonderfully successful event.” Display Sales Executive, Annemarie Davin, attended the Stevie Nicks concert at Jones Beach this summer and Victoria Cooper, Coordinating Editor, enjoyed “meeting Kid Rock and shaking hands with Prince…owww!” Sabrina Mashburn, Features Editor, says “my favorite moment of this summer was going to opening day at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Tournament” and Intern Jaime Felber’s top memory of the summer was attending the White Trash Party where “T.J. (a writer for Dan’s Papers) looked like he

was a throwback from the ’70s.” Because the weather was nearly perfect these last few months, David Lion Rattiner, Web Editor/Associate Editor, Genevieve Salamone, Production Assistant, Catherine Ellams, Display Sales Executive, and Kim Vega, Sales Executive, all enjoyed boating and spending time in the outdoors this summer. Rattiner went “sailing from Sag Harbor to East Hampton” and then “saw Turandot at Bay Street Theatre and ate ice cream afterwards.” Rattiner also mentioned his encounter with Billy Joel where he screamed “at the top of my lungs all of the lyrics to the song, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’” Salamone spent time “boating with my family every weekend,” while Ellams says “we took our boat from Wooly Pond over to Cutchogue and dropped anchor and swam in perfect conditions-perfect waves, temperature, and no jellies.” Web Specialist, Matt Cross’s favorite memory of the summer was, ironically, “the 4th of July fireworks,” although it most certainly rained that night… Many of the staff’s most positive memories of the summer included spending time with family and friends. Nicole Caruso, Production Director, remembers taking her new puppy, Allie, swimming and Jim Best, Accounts Receivable, enjoyed “Sundays at Browns Beach in Northfork-family time.” ToniAnn Esposito says her favorite memory of the summer was “spending time with my colleagues at Dan’s Papers” and Jean Lynch, Display Sales Executive, recalls “when Tim, the intern got lost going to Bobby Vans and then again on his way to 75 Main.” Display Sales Executive, Tom Ratcliffe III had the most memorable part of his summer on “Father’s Day- I had a baby.” Maritza Smith, Display Sales Executive, also remembers when Ratcliffe’s baby was born. Her favorite memory of the

summer was “when Tom Ratcliffe’s new born baby, little Tommy, was brought by his wife to the office. He was three days old and he was so cute!” Ellen Dioguardi, Assistant to the Associate Publisher, labels her best moment of the summer as “a tough call. It’s between getting married at Atlantica in Westhampton Beachthe most perfect day and starting my new job at Dan’s.” Christina Okula, Office Manager, says “having the interns was a big help this summer but the best memory was Lewis’s (Dan’s Papers’ receptionist) antics in the front office.” Receptionist Louis DiPasquale’s favorite memory of the summer was “mooning my boss at a company party the second day of working at Dan’s.” He also had fun singing to Display Sales Executive, Maritza Smith in the front office and seeing the Simpson’s movie with character, Spiderpig, also known as Harry Plopper. Kelly Merritt, Art Director, enjoyed “going to Six Flags and riding Kingda Ka,” while Emily Esposito, an Intern, says her favorite memory of the summer was “working at the Candy Kitchen, making strawberry-coconut milkshakes for dinner and getting a free t-shirt.” Tom Swinimer, Distribution Manager, is looking forward to Labor Day, saying “I dream about this day from Memorial Day on…the traffic is gone because summer is over,” and Display Sales Executive Jim Smith’s favorite memory of the summer was “not talking to Maritza Smith (Display Sales Executive for Dan’s Papers) for 30 days!” As for me, my top moment of the summer was staying at the University of Michigan for three weeks although I am not quite sure that is even comparable with Michael Cross’s fireworks or seeing Harry Potter on the big screen… This has definitely been a summer to remember. – Evie Salomon

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Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywod 1n The Hamptons A mallet pounding on a head! A stomach aflame! A demon stabbing someone’s back! They’re not from last week’s movies. Nay, they’re old time, black and white TV commercials like the one that asked, Do you suffer from tired blood?, then pushed a spurious remedy, “SERUTAN” (Nature’s, spelled backwards. Honest). Well, today I ask, “Do you suffer from TMS, Tired Movie Syndrome?” You do. Then have I got a movie for you – Stardust. Spelled backwards it makes about as much sense as the movie itself – a light-hearted, romantic fantasy of nonsense but, gee, does it make you feel good! Placebo or not, it works. Like those commercials, I can go on to ask, “Have you been overly, lorded-over by the Lord of the Rings extravaganzas or sold too much Harry Pottery, touted to be of Ming Dynasty value?” If so, Stardust, without making demands of you, also has storybook magic. Witches and spell casting abound, as do Peter O’Toole, Robert DeNiro, Ricky Gervais and, after a 5 year sojourn, Michelle Pfeiffer returns to the big screen with bristling-spikey performances in Hairspray and Stardust, sprinkling a lot of it along the way. Raging with Cruella de Vil fever, Ms. Pfeiffer at 49 years of age, takes witchery to new broomstick heights. Both sultry and sneering, she is the antagonist, Lamia, a 400-year-old crone (when in withering makeup) who needs a fresh pulsating heart to restore her youth (Serutan or Geritol not yet developed). The restorative heart arrives to fantastic land Stormhold as a shooting star that turns into a halo-glowing beauty, Yvaine, played uncomfortably by Claire Danes who persistently looks constipated. The falling star has a mystical ruby whose powers can give the sons of the dying Lord (O’Toole) the keys to the kingdom. It’s a difficult task for them since the witches and everyone else want it. Soon, they are toast, mere B&W ghosts while, the romantic hero, Tristan, played by an Orlando Bloom’ish, Charlie Cox sallies forth to impress the local good looker, Victoria (Sienna Miller). She is a cold object of desire but he thinks his hot adolescent drive will defrost her if he can get her the “Ruby!”

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The narrative for Stardust lingers for a while in Byzantine byways. Oh, there’s a unicorn. Uh oh, another magical spell. Sorceress waves a wand, bam! He’s a mouse. Soon, however, an irreverent Gen Y attitude skews the genre’s formula and you think it is A Princess Bride revisited. It’s there all right but Stardust is a different kettle of witches brew. Look closely and there’s a subtle sexual political subplot of deft whimsy as four older

women are the villains and the young protagonist is aided by his alien gal pal who has a lot of moxie. Also, assisting him is gay Captain Shakespeare. Your timbers will be shivered when you are accosted by Robert DeNiro as the cross dressing pirate. I think he took the term “fairy tale” too literally. He’s a mincing buccaneer with a galleon flying in the air, similar to a Jules Verne contraption that is much less fanciful than its farcical pirate captain. He likes to dance the cancan to Offenbach’s music, kicking high and raising his skirts to reveal his panties. Ooo la lah, I still don’t know what to think of his audacious performance and if it was fortuitous for Tristan and Yvaine to land on his ship after being rocketed into the air. The falling star Yvaine is gradually falling in love with Tristan but her irritability (remember?) keeps her from realizing it and she refuses to be an engagement present for the vain Victoria. Wouldn’t you? I just wish Ms. Danes, as the spirit-charmed Yvaine, could have registered a bit of charm in the midst of this stupendous gamut of adventures – the chases, the swordfights, royal intrigue, plot twists as screwy and screwed up as its players. The graphic novel’s author from which the story stems, Neil Gaiman, may also get lost in the enhancement by its director Matthew Vaughn and co-writer Jane Goldman, but simply lie back in your seat and let the stardust sail over you like pixie pink cotton candy. Sticky or not, it works hard to entertain you with its impressive amount of “stuff ” – good, bad, indifferent, handsome, ugly, rich, gaudy, funny, sad, etc. Choose one or two, there’s bound to be one to your liking. If not, you can go with the crowd to other movies. Stardust the movie does not have the appeal Hoagy Carmichael’s Stardust has had as the most played popular song ever written. Maybe movie buffs are too loyal to A Princess Bride. I dunno. Guy-Jean de Fraumeni is the producer/writer/director of award-winning European and American feature films. He has been a judge at Major Film and TV award competitions, including the Oscars, the Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him.

MOVIES COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 119, Benefits – pg. 99, Movies – pg. 114, Day by Day – pg. 99, Kids’ Events – pg. 100, Nightlife – pg. 116, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 112

Schedule for the week of Friday, August 24 to Thursday, August 30. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

UA EAST HAMPTON (324-0448) Nanny Diaries – Fri.-Tues. 12, 2:45, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 Resurrecting the Champ – Fri.-Tues. 1:40, 4:40, 7:30, 10:15 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.-Tues. 1:20, 4:15, 7:20, 10:10 Death at a Funeral – Fri.-Tues. 12:30, 3, 5:15, 7:40, 10:25

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2 Days in Paris – Fri.-Tues. 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:45, 10:30 Stardust – Fri.-Tues. 1, 4, 5:05, 7:15, 10

UA HAMPTON BAYS (728-8251) Underdog – Fri.-Tues. 12:10, 2:35, 4:50 The Simpsons Movie – Fri.-Tues. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.-Tues. 1:15, 4:15, 7, 10:15 War – Fri.-Tues. 12:20, 2:45, 5:15, 7:45, 10:20 No Reservations – Fri.-Tues. 7:15, 9:45

Mr. Bean’s Holiday – Fri.-Tues. 12:15, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35

UA SOUTHAMPTON (287-2774) Rush Hour 3 – Fri.-Thurs. 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40 Superbad – Fri.-Thurs. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30, 10:10 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.-Thurs. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 The Invasion – Fri.-Thurs. 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, 10

HAMPTON ARTS CINEMA (288-2600) Becoming Jane – Fri. 4:30, 7, 9:15 Sat.-Sun. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 Mon. 4:30, 7, 9:15 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri. 5, 7:30, 9:45 Sat.-Sun. 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Mon. 5, 7:30, 9:45

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (298-7469) Nanny Diaries, The Invasion, Stardust, The Simpsons, Rush Hour 3, Superbad, Bourne Ultimatum, Mr. Bean’s Holiday, Balls of Fury Call for show times.

MONTAUK MOVIE (668-2393) Hairspray – Fri.- Thurs. 7, 9:20

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (725-0010) My Best Friend – Fri.-Mon. 4 Tues.-Thurs. 5 Goya’s Ghost – Fri.-Mon. 9:30 Tues.-Thurs. 9 Live In Maid – Fri.-Mon. 5:45 Talk to Me – Fri.-Mon. 7:20 Tues.-Thurs. 6:45

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS Mr. Bean’s Holiday Who knew Mr. Bean was still making movies? In this installment of the silly series, the bumbling American wins a free trip to the chic South of France where his video diary ends up at the Cannes Film Festival. Rowan Atikinson, who plays Bean, claims that this will be the last of the Mr. Bean movies, and it just might be the funniest in years. War Jet Li stars in this action thriller about an FBI agent seeking to avenge the death of his partner. If there is anything new that can be added to the East

Asian ass-kicking for vengeance genre, this movie doesn’t bring it. Just watch Kill Bill again. Illegal Tender A young Latino flees home to avenge the murder of his father and avoid the same fate. Aided by his mother, the boy’s journey has him uncover some family secrets and end up in - Southampton. No, actually Puerto Rico, but my version is better. The Nanny Diaries Scarlett Johansen stars as an NYU student paying her education bills through a slightly less seedy livelihood than prostitution: babysitting city brats. Directed, oddly enough, by the “American Splendor” team, this modern, funny chick-lit adaptation could be this summer’s Devil Wears Prada, which isn’t such a bad film fate. Dans Paris No, not Dan’s Papers, Dans Paris, which means “Inside Paris,” where some of this French art house movie takes place. A heavy and heartbroken thirtysomething returns to his family’s flat to mourn the loss of his girlfriend, while his hip carefree twentysomething brother beds a whole bunch of Parisian girlfriends. Despite all the flashy French New Wave references and techniques, this worthwhile film has a surprising amount of heart and a deep respect for family. Closing Escrow Many a Hamptonite will relate and laugh along with this mockumentary about the most ruthless and die-hard modern American occupation: the real estate agent. The bidding wars between three quirky families test marriages and the resolve of their agents, in ways only an East Ender might understand.

The 11th Hour Does it make me a better person if I keep mentioning all of the environment – themed documentaries in theatres? It sort of makes me feel like one, so it will probably sort of make you feel like one as well if you go see this documentary, which I commend for not only explaining the problems caused by global warming but for also mentioning the possible solutions. “Green” celebrity Leonardo Dicaprio narrates, which is cooler than Al Gore, I guess. But the planet is (arguably) worth saving, so this informative documentary is definitely worth watching.

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Nightlife FRIDAY, AUGUST 24 STEREO BY THE SHORE – A hot spot on Friday and Saturday nights after 10 p.m. Located at 125 Tuckahoe Lane, Southampton. 631-287-2125. WILDTHYME – Reggae can be heard on Friday nights starting at 9 p.m. Drink specials include $3 Red Stripe. Located at 129 Noyac Road, North Sea. 631-204-0007. COCO’S – Every Friday, Jane Hastay (pianist) and Peter Martin Weiss (bassist) play jazz, swing, ballads and Broadway tunes from 7 to 11 p.m. at The Maidstone Arms Inn, 207 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5008. TURTLE CROSSING – Live music every Friday night with Mama Lee & Friends from 5:30 to 8 p.m. Located at 221 Pantigo Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-7166. DOCKERS – The Paul Mahos Band plays every Friday, Sunday and Tuesday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. DUNE – Open every Friday and Saturday night and Sunday of Holiday weekends from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. GURNEY’S INN – Dance with DJ Des and DJ Linda every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. BEACH BAR – TGIF Weekend Kickoff Party. $2.50 bottles and shot specials until 11 p.m. Hosted by DJ Doug O’Mara and Level Vodka. Doors open at 8 p.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Friday night acoustic guitar performances by Walter Finley. Happy Hour every Friday night from 5 to 7:30 p.m., featuring music and buy 1 get 1 free drinks. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. THE LODGE BAR & GRILL – Friday Happy Hour from 5 to 7 p.m. with free food at the bar. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5022. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Nip and Shuck Happy Hour every day from 3 to 7 p.m. Featuring bucket of Coors Light Nips with Clams $13, Oysters $15. 2-for-1 drinks. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – All night Happy Hour from 4 p.m. to midnight. Specials include “Martini Madness” with $8 Ketel One, Ketel Citrone and other flavored martinis. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Guitar vocalist Steve Fredericks performs nightly from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. Anthony Romano will follow from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Vic Thrill & Mad Larry at 8 p.m, Winston Irie at 10 p.m. Tickets cost $20. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. 75 MAIN – Hip-hop and R&B every Friday night at 11 p.m. with DJ Tony E. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Live music every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25 THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – With 2 decades of material, singer & song writer Suzanne Vega will be performing at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $85/$70. Amy Birdsong featuring Paul Hudson at 9 p.m. tickets $20. Little Head Thinks performs at 11 p.m., tickets $25. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. WHITEHOUSE NIGHT CLUB – Sean Kingston CD

launch party. Performances of “Beautiful Girl” and “Me Love” Free admission until 12 a.m. with e-vite. Doors open at 9 p.m. Located at 39 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4121. ALMONDITO – Karaoke every Saturday night starting at 10:30 p.m. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-6700. SHAGWONG – DJ Lonestar keeps the music going late into the evening every Friday and Saturday night. Located at 774 Main Street, Montauk. 631-668-3050. 75 MAIN – Saturday Night Fever every Saturday night at 11 p.m. with DJ Tony E spinning the best from the 70s through today. No cover. Located at 75 Main Street in Southampton. 631-283-7575. CROW’S NEST – DJ Dodge plays music from the 60s and 70s starting at 10 p.m. on Saturdays with half-priced Martinis. Located at 4 Old West Lake Drive, Montauk. 631668-2077. FIDDLERS COVE – Karaoke Saturdays starting at 10 p.m. Located at 367 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-7577. ANNONA RESTAURANT – Juliana Riccardi and Steve Messina will perform every Saturday from 9 to 12 p.m. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631288-7766. BEACH BAR – Ladies Night where all ladies drinks are $2 until 11 p.m. DJ Brad warms the ladies up and DJ Joey Jammz blows the roof off until 4 a.m. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-7233100. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE– Every Saturday, DJ Dome is behind the booth beginning at 10 p.m. Southampton Ales & Lagers Secret Ale bottles are available for $2.50. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-2832800. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – The Swingset Quartet performs every Saturday at 7:30 p.m. Re-opening of the Night Club, featuring Clamor. Ladies drink free 9-11 p.m. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton. 631-288-7161. TURTLE BAY – Located at 395 Montauk Highway, East Quogue.. 631-653-9882 THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. LE FLIRT – Features DJ Kevin Gould and DJ Ad Roc spinning top 40, classic dance, hip hop and classic rock tunes every Saturday from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 44 Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-6000.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26 EAST HAMPTON POINT – Live reggae on Sundays from 6 to 9 p.m. Located at Three Mile Harbor Road, East Hampton. 631-329-2800. BAMBOO – 2-for-1-sushi and drink specials every Sunday. Open 7 nights a week. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. DOCKERS – Sunday afternoon Happy Hour. 2-for-1 drinks, live music from 1 to 4 p.m. and the lobster bake special. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Yellowman will perform at 8 p.m., tickets $40. Winston Irie with special guest will perform at 10 p.m., tickets cost $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Enjoy live Latin jazz from the Mambo Loco Band from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100..

MONDAY AUGUST 27 SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the Taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. ATLANTICA RESTAURANT – The Mambo Loco Quartet will be performing at 6 p.m. Located at 231 Dune Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-2700.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 28 PIERRE’S – Jody Carlson and her band perform every Tuesday evening from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. TOM MCBRIEN’S – Every Tuesday night at 8 p.m. is bar bingo. $10 includes dinner, games and prizes. Located at 174 East Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7137. MARGARITA GRILLE – The Mambo Loco Trio will be bringing the Latin beat. Located at 83 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-5252. BEACH BAR – Employees Night Party. Free admission to all East End employees, free cab ride to the party and a

free midnight barbecue on the deck. Featuring DJ Dollar Bill and special guest DJs. Located at 58 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-723-3100. DOCKERS – Big Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is the lobster bake special with Happy Hour specials at the bar and Paul Mahos starting at 6 p.m. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the Taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE LODGE BAR AND GRILL – Just Say Yes, the Hampton’s only improv group, appears every Tuesday at the Lodge Restaurant. Admission is $15 and a special dinner show package is available for $40. Call for tickets and reservations. Located at 31 Race Lane, East Hampton. 631 3245022. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – The Blue Jackets hit the stage at 7 p.m. Tickets cost $20. Left Of The Slash will perform at 10 p.m., tickets $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29 DOCKERS – The Annie Morgan Band plays every Wednesday night. Located at 94 Dune Road, East Quogue. 631-653-0653. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. Specials include $3 pints in the taproom and $5 wine by the glass. Ladies Night, the most popular of its kind in the Hamptons features DJ Disco Pauly spinning till 2 a.m. Ladies receive $2 beer and wine from 9 to 11 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Steel Pulse will perform at 8 p.m., tickets are $110. Karaoke at 10 p.m. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 30 PINK ELEPHANT – Open for late night clubbing Thursdays through Sundays. Located at 281 County Road 39, Southampton. 631-287-9888. TUGBOAT’S NORTH SEA HOUSE – Open mic night every week starting at 8 p.m. Located at 1271 North Sea Road, North Sea. 631-283-9347. BAMBOO – Enjoy free sushi at the bar until 8 p.m. with half price sake martinis and lots of 80s and 90s music. Open 7 nights. Located at 47 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-329-9821. THE STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – Hot Lava at 10 p.m. Tickets cost $10. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. ESTIA CANTINA – Every Thursday night The Mambo Loco Trio will play live Latin music from 8 to 11 p.m. Located at 177 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-6320. LE CHEF BISTRO – Vocalist Ludmilla and guitarist Marcello Pimenta perform every Thursday night from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 75 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2838581. CIGAR BAR – Ladies Night with $2 drinks Thursday through Sunday. Located at 2 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-2575. DUNE – Hosting industry night every Thursday from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Located at 1181 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631-283-0808. GURNEY’S INN – Karaoke with Jim and Nanci every Thursday at 9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2345. WÖLFFER ESTATE VINEYARD – Twilight Thursdays from 5 to 7:30 p.m. Featuring a live performance by jazz pianist and flutist Julie Bluestone. There will be complimentary cheeses and wine by the glass available for purchase. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolffer.com or call 631-537-5106. MUSE – Every Thursday there will be live music and entertainment from 7 to 10 p.m. The guitar and vocalist, Steve Fredericks will be performing. Admission is free. Open Wednesday through Monday from 5:30 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Shopping Centre, Ste. 5A, Water Mill. 631-7262606. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m. and all specials include $3 pints in the taproom and $5 house wines by the glass. Located at 40 Bowden Sq., Southampton. 631-283-2800. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – Vocalist and keyboardist Frank Anthony will be performing every Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. Email all nightlife updates to nightlife@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330 by Friday at noon.

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column While domestic peach crops have been available for several months they will never match the best summer varieties. Our local peach crop is at the peak of their pleasure with farm-ripened peaches available at our local orchards. A favorite late summer dessert, of several of my students, is the rustic, free-form galette lined with concentric circles of a seasonal fruit. This versatile tart can also be made with apples and plums in season as well. For now fresh summer peaches dripping with juice, is a wonderful choice. While students have easily prepared a classic pate brisee pastry in cooking class for the galette, commercial frozen puff pastry eliminates the step of preparing the pastry. And in summer this is a helpful choice. Peaches and blueberries make an equally delectable summer dessert and a change from the usual cobblers and streusels. Just slice and bake with a wine sugar syrup and the addition of blueberries. Then with your overrun of peaches a chilled peach cooler makes a refreshing and delicious smoothie. When selecting peaches the flesh should yield slightly to pressure, be free of blemishes with a whitish or creamy color surrounding a rosy blush. PEACH GALETTE WITH PUFF PASTRY Get out the pizza cutter for this delectable summer dessert. Serves 8-10 1 sheet frozen puff pastry, defrosted For the topping 2 pounds ripe peaches 1/4 cup sugar 3 tablespoons unsalted butter The glaze 5-6 tablespoons apricot jam 2 tablespoon water 1 tablespoon peach brandy or orange liqueur 1. Roll the puff pastry about 1/8-inch thick to approximate the size or a little larger than you baking sheet. Roll up on your pin and unroll directly on the sheet. Prick dough with a fork and put in the refrigerator to chill for 30 minutes or longer 2. Rinse and dry peaches and cut into 1/4-inch slices. Arrange sliced in concentric circles starting at the outer rim of the dough approximately 1 to 1 1/2-inches from the border. Pleat the dough around the fruit gently sealing the overlapping fold with a damp pastry brush. Sprinkle fruit with sugar and

dot with butter. Place in preheated oven and bake for 45-50 minutes or until pastry is golden brown and peaches are juicy and tender. 3. About 15 minutes before the galette is done warm the apricot jam with water in a small saucepan. Stir to break up the jam and simmer until mixture is a bit smooth. Remove from heat and stir in the brandy. Spoon the glaze all over the peaches. Cut into wedges for serving and enjoy. PEACH AND BLUEBERRY BAKE Blessed with an abundance of peaches and blueberries, my friend Shirley Van Winkle came up with this simple but sophisticated treat. Serves 6 2/3 cup sugar 1/2 cup dry white wine (plus extra for the cook) 1/4 cup cold water 2-3 strips orange jest 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 6 large ripe but firm peaches 1 cup blueberries Vanilla ice cream or frozen yogurt

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Dining in the Hamptons Michael Anthony’s Food Bar in Wading River offers half priced martinis every Monday beginning at 5 p.m. The delicious fruity cocktails include guava peach martini, espresso martini, raspberry martini and watermelon martini. While sipping on cocktails try some of the new summer menu items including seared Ahi tuna with avocado, enoki mushrooms with lemon soy dressing, grilled 1 1/2 lb lobster in the shell with grapefruit salsa coconut polenta, seafood medley with shellfish in a lobster broth with jasmine rice timbales, grilled sliced hanger steak crispy onion and potato cake;and veal scaloppini diced prosciutto, capers, lemon beurre blanc sautéed spinach. For reservations call (631) 929-8800. While on the North Fork, don’t miss having dinner at The Seafood Barge. Enjoy dishes like grilled Montauk swordfish over a bed of spinach with watermelon, black currents and Catapano Farms goat cheese and balsamic vinegar; sautéed shrimp and littleneck clams, orecchiette pasta, oven dried tomatoes, baby zucchini and pesto and grilled all natural Brant steak with potato puree, sugar snap peas, tarragon and mustard sauce while watching the boats go by via their beautiful waterfront view. For further information call (631) 765-3010. Rowdy Hall in East Hampton has added some new lunch and dinner menu items including chicken Pailliard with chicken breast, heirloom tomatoes,

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baby arugula, roasted Vidalia onions and red wine vinaigrette, Portobello sandwich with grilled Portobello mushrooms, goat cheese, arugula, tomato and toasted focaccia bread, St. Louis BBQ ribs with corn on the cob and cole slaw, pan seared yellowfin tuna with heirloom tomatoes, roasted Vidalia onions, baby arugula and red wine vinaigrette and steak frites with grilled New York strip steak, hand cut French fries and Dijon mustard. Open for lunch seven days from 12 to 3:30 p.m., for dinner Sunday through Thursday from 5 to 10 p.m. and Friday through Saturday from 5 to 11 p.m. For further information call (631) 324-8555. Citarella in East Hampton, New York’s premier fine food market is the ideal spot for your Hamptons grilling needs. These fine food markets feature a full butcher shop featuring fresh prime cut, the Rolls Royce of beef. Try the double rib lamb chops for $22.99/lb, strip steak for $29.99/lb, Italian sausages for $4.99/lb and porterhouse steak for $28.99/lb. For more information call (631) 726-3636), Della Femina in East Hampton has added many new menu items to reflect the local bounty fare.

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Dinner is served seven nights a week beginning at 6 p.m. The new menu items include North Fork baby spinach salad with summer truffles, smoky bacon, artisanal cheddar and cottage dressing; crisp Rhode Island baby squid with local iceberg lettuce slaw, green curry and peanuts; roasted Montauk striped bass, bacon sherry vinaigrette with sweet pea leaves, local fava beans and golden carrot puree; Dijon crusted rack of lamb, rosemary jus with local squash and eggplant puree; Brant natural prime sirloin steak in red wine sauce; and local strawberry shortcake. For further information please call (631) 329-6666. Pacific East in Amagansett has added some summer specials. Monday is Super Sushi night with 50% off all sushi and a $21.95 three course prix fixe is offered all night on Thursdays and 5:30-6:30 p.m. Friday through Wednesday. The menus items include beach roll with tempura prawn, asparagus and cucumber; South Beach roll with seared black pepper tuna, cucumber, mango and tobiko; miso broiled Atlantic Salmon with a sweet Maui ginger sauce and stir fry Bok Choy; Hudson Valley Farms crispy duck confit with wild cranberry bread pudding and a plum wine huckleberry sauce; and salt and peppers roasted Free Range Chicken with creamed spinach flan and California cabernet pan juices. Open seven days from 5:30 to 10 p.m. and Saturday till 11p.m. For further information or reservations call (631) 267-7770. Fresno in East Hampton offers a Cannonball Special in conjunction with the L.I.R.R. train schedule. It’s a two-course prix fixe for $25 and it is available Sunday through Thursday all night and Friday and Saturday until 6:30 p.m. Menu items include roasted natural chicken breast; Scottish salmon; grilled pork tenderloin; grilled hanger steak; penne rigate with cremini and Portobello mushrooms; and Cazuela baked local cod. For more information call (631) 324-8700. Exquisite Food in East Hampton, an upscale boutique wedding and event-catering firm, bids farewell to the summer with a special thanks to Hamptonites for an exquisite 2007 season. Clients from Southampton to Montauk will receive a 15% discount on gourmet lobster bakes booked after Labor Day. There is an eight-person party minimum. A sample menu is as follows: sesame crusted seared tuna on cucumber slices; mini lobster rolls on brioche; Alaskan king crab California roll with a Yusu mustard sauce; heirloom tomato caprese salad; lobster with drawn lemon butter; grilled shrimp and scallop brochettes; filet mignon; portabella mushrooms stuffed with roasted corn and plum tomato ragout; grilled asparagus; shortbread crusted apple/pear tart a la mode or key lime pie; and bittersweet chocolate ganache with gingered whipped cream. For further information call (631) 827-6000.

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Dining in the Hamptons Located right by the water in Hampton Bays is a local restaurant with a truly exceptional menu. Before the Bridge combines stunningly delicious food with a charming local flair in a restaurant that stays true to itself and that keeps diners coming back again and again. Owned by husband and wife team Marty and Patti Robinson, who have 30 years in the restaurant business, Before the Bridge hits the mark in style, charm and above all, food. You can tell that Marty and Patti take the food in their restaurant very seriously when you look at the simply jaw dropping menu of creative and well priced dishes. Our waitress Beth, who was not just knowledgeable of the food and restaurant but also treated us like family, gave us our menus and extensive wine list. We ordered the Pinot Noir, St. Angeline 2005 Sonoma, clicked our glasses and gave a sip. Perfect. I’m not a wine guy, but I know when I have tasted a wine I like and I highly recommend ordering a bottle of this superb Pinot. It is fabulous. Executive chef Cory Schorsch, who has had a life experience in cooking since he was 15 years old, does not let the Robinson’s down, who he calls, “His biggest critic.” With fish and seafood as fresh as you can possibly get (directly from the waters off of Hampton Bays) from Cor-J’s, I had fish on my mind, although the Sunday night Sand Dune Special caught my eye. Four courses for just $24.95 of a delicious appetizer of steak bites, a dinner salad and a 1/2 lobster, 6 shrimp, steamed clams and mussels served with rice pilaf and vegetables is an unbelievable bargain. This, of course, included a dessert. “We sell an

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unbelievable amount of lobster,” Marty tells me. This dish was being ordered by many of the diners seated inside the oak and mahogany styled restaurant. As an appetizer I tried seared scallops, which was served with a citrus thyme sauce that was excellent. The four scallops were as fresh as they possibly could be, but I couldn’t help but try my guest’s shrimp seared with black sesame seeds served with roasted corn salsa that was unique, delicious and interesting. Enjoying the handmade breads and pastries in

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between our appetizer and entrée, we learned that Patti is in charge of all the pastries at the restaurant and that people have been requesting that she sell her creations to go. Our entrées that came out were sensational. My guest had the fried soft shell crabs with saffron aioli served with rice pilaf and corn. This will make any soft shell crab lover very happy. I had the chef’s suggestion of roasted local striped bass with a cornbread herb crust served with rice pilaf and sautéed squash. The cornbread herb crust made the dish wonderfully flaky and the portion size of this dish is more then generous. Without hesitation, we ordered dessert knowing that we would be in the owners hands when it came to excellent dessert because she hand makes everything herself. We were amazed at the Bailey’s Irish Crèème cheesecake that nearly had me falling out of my chair it was so delicious. The fresh made peach cobbler also didn’t last very long at the table as each of us were laughing about how fantastic it was. By the end of the meal, the two of us were more than satisfied and we left knowing that we had discovered a gem in Hampton Bays. Before The Bridge has nightly specials and is open year round six nights a week. They also have a catering business and will be doing daily prixe fixe specials starting in midSeptember. Appetizers are from $6.95 to $19.95, entrees are from $19.95 to $35.95. Reservations are recommended by calling (631) 728-9111. Located at 78 Foster Avenue in Hampton Bays behind Tully’s Seafood Market. – David Lion Rattiner

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Appetizer-Steak Bites • Dinner Salads • Entree 1/2 Lobster, 6 shrimp broil, steamed clams & mussels, rice pilaf & vegetable of the day • Dessert

MONDAY CRABFEST $24.95 Appetizer-Mussels • Dinner Salad • Entree-1/2 lb. King Crab, 1 Crabcake, 2 Blue Claw Crabs & 1 Soft Shell Crab, Choice of Twice Baked Potatoe or French Fries & vegetable of the day • Dessert

WEDNESDAY NITE STEAK & SHRIMP $22.95 Appetizer- Clams Casino• Dinner Salad Entree-8oz. Strip Steak & Shrmip Scampi Choice of Twice Baked Potatoe or French Fries & vegetable of the day • Dessert

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Dining Log ALISON – A favorite with impeccable food created by chef Robert Gurvich. Charming décor and meticulous staff make a truly quintessential experience whether to go, to stay or catered. Open 7 nights for dinner 5:30-11 p.m., bar opens at 4:30 p.m. Catering available. Located at 95 School Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-7100. ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Monday. “French, friendly, fun,” says Newsday. “Honest unpretentious French bistro,” says The New York Times; and “save room for the apple cinnamon crisp,” says the Wine Spectator. Raw bar available. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ALMONDITO – Stylish Mexican restaurant serving authentic fare. Homemade guacamole, classic roast chicken mole poblano and banana leaf wrapped pescado Veracruzano. Miercoles Mania every Wednesday – $5 margaritas and $5 bocaditos. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Wednesday. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-329-6700. www.almondito.com ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST – Lounge on oversized mattresses, order heavenly food from the team behind the world-renowned PANZA restaurant in Old San Juan or cool off in the pool while the DJ spins feel-good beats. Bar and restaurant open 7 days. Located at 90 Second House Road, Montauk. www.soleeast.com. 631-668-9739. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.10 p.m. Fri-Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 4-8 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316. www.myspace.com/birchwoodonthepark. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Serving the freshest seafood. Open all year for dinner at 4 p.m. 6 nights a week, closed Tuesdays. Special 4-course prix fixe Sun.-Thurs. Now open for lunch Fri.-Sun. 12 - 4 p.m. Available for private parties, lobster bakes to go and full catering. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370590. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the best lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858. www.bsmith.com. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Four-course wine dinner Aug. 24 at 7:30 p.m. costs $75 per person. Prix fixe brunch served daily from 12 to 3 p.m. Dinner served daily from 4 p.m. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-7513332. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant déécor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631369-2221. HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-2836500. JLX – The perfect lunch, brunch & dinner bistro over-

looking the Sag Harbor wharf. Featuring steamed mussels, crab cakes and bistro burgers. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. Located on 16 Main Street. 631-725-9100 JOHN’S RESTAURANT – Classic Southern Italian cuisine. Enjoy delicious fresh pasta entrées and thin-crust gourmet mini pizza pies in vintage 1980s style restaurant with relaxing lounge music. Save 5% off food bill by reserving online at www.johnsrestaurant.com. Open 5-10 p.m. Closed Tuesdays. Located in Hampton Bays by the UA movie theatre. 631-728 9411. MADAME TONGS – Hip, trendy, upscale and super fun Chinese and sushi restaurant. “Watch this place go from a sophisticated restaurant to the hottest night spot in the Hamptons.” 2-acre outdoor lawn, fireplaces and DJ on Friday and Saturday nights. Open 7 nights a week. Reservations a must. Located at 256 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-204-0300 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838. MUMBO GUMBO – Fun Cajun barbecue restaurant in the heart of Sag Harbor village. Featuring karaoke on Thursday nights and live music on Friday nights beginning at 9 p.m. Open 7 nights a week and for lunch Friday through Sunday. 631-725-RIBS MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says, “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. www.oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. OLDE SPEONK INN – This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrées, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO @ 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime steaks, fresh seafood and more including daily chef ’s creations. Summer ’07 – Open 7 days for dinner

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and Fri.-Mon. for lunch. Kitchen open until 11 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Live music Thurs.-Sun. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Offering three dining areas and large bar to enjoy the perfect Cosmo. Features 27 day dry aged NY Sirloin, Brazilian lobster tails and Kobe Beef Maki rolls. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Come for dinner, stay for drinks. Elegant lounge enhanced with tunes spun by DJ Roberto on weekends. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Hwy, Wainscott. 631-537-6255. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner daily from 5:30 p.m. and breakfast and lunch Sat. & Sun. starting at 11 a.m. Monday BBQ night – $25 with $5 margaritas. Tuesday is lobster night. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri. 5:30-7 p.m. Gracious dining indoors, outside in the rose garden or at home with Gourmet-to-Go. Located at 268 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Zagat rated microbrewery restaurant serving lunch, dinner and late night cocktails 7 days a week. Open Mon.-Sat. from 11:30 a.m. and Sunday from 12 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. www.publick.com 631-283-2800. SPINNAKERS – Brand new authentic neopolitan brick oven pizza. Dine in our newly refurbished dining room. Open Mon.-Thurs., Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. & Holidays from 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9353. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. www.turtlecrossing.com 631-324-7166. WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Specializing in prime-aged steak and seafood dishes. Prix fixe available everyday. Live music Fri. & Sat. nights in Dining Room. Re-opening of the night club Aug. 25 featuring “Clamor.” Ladies drink free 9 to 11 p.m. Happy hour Fridays 4 to 8 p.m. with drink specials, DJ and free buffet beginning Sept. 14. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631 288-7161.

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Dining in the Hamptons The Best Sunday Night Dinner You’ve Never Had Last Sunday night, despite the rain, my father decided to treat my brother, mother and I to one of our favorite meals – his famous, grilled littleneck clams. Coupled with my sweet potato fries and grilled corn and my mother’s mandarin orange salad, this was my favorite meal of the summer. I am not sure how our family clam recipe came about, but ever since I was too short to see what was on top of the grill, I have looked forward to devouring as many of these tasty morsels as I could get my hands on. This year, I decided to pay close attention to how my father makes these delicious mollusks, so I can replicate them myself whenever I am feeling nostalgic for these

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lazy summer Sundays. Shopping for this dinner was easy. As I did my weekend errands around the Hamptons, I picked up a fresh rosemary and olive loaf from Breadzilla in Wainscott, sweet potatoes from Pike’s farm stand in Sagaponack and some corn from Dean’s farm stand in Westhampton Beach. Meanwhile, my mother baught five-dozen littleneck clams from Star Bogg’s in Westahmpton, extra virgin olive oil and Italian salad dressing from La Parmigiana in Southampton and sliced mandarin oranges, roasted almonds and spring mix salad from Wild by Nature in Hampton Bays. After picking up a Pedro Almodovar movie, we were ready for a night of cooking, feasting and relaxation. Preparing dinner was a family affair, so the entire meal took only an hour to get from shoppign bags to our plates. While my little brother set the table and washed the lettuce, my father and I set to work on the clams. First, I chopped up an entire head of fresh garlic and a handful of fresh parsley and mixed them together in a small saucepan, along with a generous layer of extra-virgin olive oil. When the weather is nice, my father usually puts the saucepan directly on the grill to soften up the garlic and flavor the oil. But because no one wanted to stand out in the rain to make sure that the garlic didn’t turn brown, we heated this batch on the stove at low heat. While the sauce was warming, I put the fresh corn, which had been soaking in water and sea salt all day, on the grill. Since the grill had been heating for a while, it didn’t take long before the husks were evenly browned and the sweet corn was ready to eat. Once the corn was done, my father placed the clams on the grill one by one and closed the top. “You need to keep the top closed in order to get the clam shells to open up,” my father explained. When the clams were open, my father spooned a heaping portion of the garlic and oil mixture onto each clam. At this point, I went back inside to crisp the bread and whip up some sweet potato fries. I had washed and cut the potatoes on Saturday and left them soaking in saltwater overnight, so as to draw the natural sugars out and ensure that the fries would be crispy on the outside and moist and fluffy in the middle. Following Emeril Lagasse’s recipe, I heated some canola oil in a large saucepan on medium-low heat until it reached 300 degrees, then turned it up to medium-high as I added the fries. Meanwhile, my mother was busy making the bread and salad. After my brother had sliced the bread into thick slices, my mother drizzled them with olive oil and put them in the oven on broil to crisp them up. For the salad, she chopped a handful of olives and threw them over a big bowl of baby spring lettuces, then tossed in the La Parmigiana dressing and mandarin oranges. By the time the fries turned bright orange, the bread was crispy and the salad dressed. Just then, my father appeared with a huge tray of perfect , sizzling clams. Each clamshell had golden-brown edges and the garlic inside had the faintest hint of brown and a pungent, delicious scent. As we built our plates and took our places around the kitchen table, “oohs,” “aahs” and “mmms” were all we could manage to utter while enjoying the fruits of each other’s labor. Nothing tastes quite as good as a family meal prepared by the people you love most, especially one as fresh and flavorful as this. Enjoy. – Sabrina C. Mashburn

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Arts & Galleries CONCEPTUAL ART: STEVE SOREFF Part II While Steve Soreff’s work is not currently in a commercial gallery, his East Hampton home is a virtual substitute: walls, tabletops, floors and bathrooms overflow with his work. And all of it are fine examples of conceptual art. One may even suggest that Mr. Soreff’s residence / art works are, in fact, an installation. More salient, perhaps, is what determines conceptual art in the case of this particular artist. First, there’s the idea of combining incongruent images / objects, a surrealistic trait that we pointed out in last week’s Art Commentary. Mr. Soreff’s found objects, which he collects at will and often saves for years, is an interesting subject in itself; his sources include an African trinket shop, a Chinese department store, a Ninth Avenue hardware venue and even the local dump. Consider the following incongruencies: religious icons (Russian dolls) held with wooden clamps; a string of pearls wrapped around a rubber snake; a toy trumpet embedded in artificial lillies and leaves. So what’s it all about? Incongruencies are a prime element in conceptual

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art, often the vehicle for conveying a theme or message. We could even explain such contradictions in terms of the following well-known political/philosophical principle: thesis plus antithesis equals synthesis. Commenting on this idea, Mr. Soreff suggested that his works may even evoke multiple meanings inherent in the synthesis (the combination of different / opposing parts to make a separate concept). The Russian icons serve as a good example of Mr. Soreff’s artistic goals. Obviously, the clamps function to restrict the figures, inferring that religion is “tied down” or hampered. Another piece conveys the same idea: a handcuffed series of hands attached to a crosslike configuration made of whips. Mr. Soreff’s themes also include anti-war statements: a small man chained to a toy tank; a stethoscope attached to a gas mask (conveying the idea of war as a disease). Since there are consistencies in Mr. Soreff’s work, like the use of violent instruments (handcuffs, whips, gas mask), we may also relate his meanings to sadomasochism, although this is not what he has in mind. What Mr. Soreff may have in mind is often spontaneous and unconscious. Perfect for capturing the spirit of conceptual art.

Honoring the Artist: Casey Chalem Anderson No matter how hard you may try, you can’t escape Casy Chalem Anderson’s spirit and positive attitude about life. Even over the phone, this week’s cover artist is a model of life-affirming thoughts and feelings, a person we wished could generate more individuals like herself to populate the planet. Her cover image, “Immense Cloud,” reinforces Ms. Anderson’s world-view. Q: When I first met you, several years ago, you were painting portraits. One you had painted of your son, Brian, was on Dan’s cover. People still remember that. And as you watched your son grow up (as I did, too) we also saw your paintings mature. Now, you primarily do landscapes. Why is that? A: As a child growing up in New York, I was always attracted to the sea. We’d always go to Provincetown in the summers. I just went to Wellesley, Massachusetts, to see my son, who’s in college there, and it brought back such wonderful memories of being on the water, being free – and that was 30 years ago. Q: And here you are in Sag Harbor, still on the water, surrounded by the land you love. A: Yes, I have a strong connection to nature. Q: Why else are you attracted to nature and the

sea? A: I feel calm and tranquil looking at the landscape – I want to translate those feelings to the viewer through my art. I feel safe here, on the flat, horizontal land. The eye can survey the landscape with one swoop. Q: How about your ability to explore things and find new places to paint? A: I’m so filled up with this place. There’s so much to discover, like Acabonac Harbor, Shelter Island and Amagansett. Q: How about why you like it here in terms of your aesthetics? A: Here, there are more variations of color coming from the changing seasons and weather. The moisture level effects the light, too. Every day is different. Q: I can see why there are so many reasons you love this place. How did you find Sag Harbor? You were in California, going to school, before you moved here, right? A: Yes. I would come to visit friends who lived here year-round. I was awe-struck by the sea when I came here. It gave me inspiration. I knew this place was home. Q: Do you find painting relaxing? There’s so

much to get stressed out about here, especially in the summer with all the traffic. A: Painting does make me slow down. I find painting both stimulating and comforting. It nourishes me, motivates me to make something that never was. Q: Although the creative process comforts you, you are also focusing on a new format. A: Yes, I’m working on a new format, the square. I am layering my color also, which is more complex. The use of color is both transparent and opaque. It’s like looking through colored glass to the color beneath. Q: Any last thoughts on living here, near the water? A: It informs my work, of course, but it would be torture if I didn’t live here. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Ms. Anderson’s website is: www.CaseyArt.com. Her work will be on view in a group show, “Great Places on the East End,” at Ashawag Hall from Aug. 31-Sept.3. The opening is Sept.1 from 5-8 p.m. Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

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THIS WEEK BELLPORT-BROOKHAVEN HISTORICAL SOCIETY – An exhibition of paintings, photographs and drawings from 1871 through the present will be

on display through September 3. Located at 12 Bell Street, Bellport. 631-776-7640. BOLTAX.GALLERY – “Atotonilco” an exhibition by David Rankin will be on display through August 27. Located at 21 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – “Manuscript” runs through August 29. Open Mon. through Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday 12-4 p.m. 22 Nugent Street, Southampton. 631-259-2605. CELLAR – Original Sumi Ink paintings and photography by Jim Hayden will be on display through September 8. Located at 25 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-259-2313.

CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Paintings by Yuka Hasegawa will be on display through October 15. Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-2871883. CLINTON ACADEMY MUSEUM – “Gardiner’s Island 1639-1889: 250 Years of Images and Objects” will run through October 7. Located at 151 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850. THE CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Featuring photographs by Daniel Schoenheimer and Jennifer Meihofer through August 26. Located at 136 Main St., Amagansett. 631-267-3627. THE DAN FLAVIN ART INSTITUTE – (continued on the next page)

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Installation of nine fluorescent Bridgehampton. 631-838-4843. PICK OF THE WEEK light works by Dan Flavin and HAMPTON ROAD BRAVURA ART AND “John Chamberlain Squeezed and GALLERY – Robert OBJECTS GALLERY – Tied: Foam and Paper Sculptures, Fitzpatrick’s paintings featured “Manuscript.” Opening recep1969-70”. Located on Corwith through August 31. Located at tion from 6-8 p.m. on August 18. Avenue, off Main Street, 36 Hampton Road, Located at 22 Nugent Street, Bridgehampton. 212-293-5518. Southampton. 631-204-9704. Southampton. (631)-259-2605. THE DRAWING ROOM – KARIN SANDERS FINE Works of Jennifer Bartlett run on ART GALLERY – “On Horses” Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and is on display until September 25. Opening reception on Sundays 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newton from 5 to 7 p.m. on August 25. Located at 126 Main Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. Street, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3430. EZAIR GALLERY – “Horndeski-Burger: Floral LONGHOUSE RESERVE – Miquel Barcelo clay With A Twist” and “Family Figures” runs through and bronze curated by Dore Ashton. Will run through August 31. Located at 136 Main Street, Old Post the rest of the season. Located at 133 Hands Creek House, Southampton. 631-204-0442. Road, East Hampton. 631-329-3568. FERREGUT TOWER GALLERY AT THE MARK BORGHI FINE ART – “In the Mix: SOUTHAMPTON INN – Dan Rattiner’s “Ode to the Artistic Intersections/Juxtapositions” features artists East End” will run through September 11. Located at such as Henri Matisse, Arthur Wesley Dow, John the Southampton Inn on Hill Street, Southampton. Singer Sargent, Stuart Davis, Alexander Calder, 631-287-0798. Wayne Thiebaud, Jack Tworkov and Phillip Guston. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – The collection Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 “What’s Your Hobby?” containing the works of Laurie Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. Anderson, Chris Burden, Michael Combs and more McNEIL ART GROUP – “Safe Place,” A Tin Ojeda runs through August 28. Located at 851 Springs exhibition, is on display through September 1. Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-324-4666. Located at 8 Plank Road, Unit #2, off Route 114, East GALERIE BELAGE – The 2nd Annual Outsider Hampton. 631-838-4843. Art in the Hamptons group exhibition will run PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY – “Saints and through September 14. Located behind Margarita Maidens,” by Melora Griffis and “Bones,” by Charles Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton Beach. Waller are on display through September 17. 631-288-5082. Opening reception from 5-7 p.m. on August 25. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Featuring works by Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267established European and American artists J.M. 7817. Barberis, M. Bereznoff, C. Dauger, J. Grognet, S. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael LeDain, JL Roussel, P. Shulze and J. Watts. Located Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illusat 74365 Mai n Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. trations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and GALLERY MERZ – A show of works by Audrey other books he published with his mother, Betty. Lee, James Kinney and Howard Lamel runs through Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., September 9. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. 631-725-2803. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM – This exhibit GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Featuring Gideon brings together a group of diverse artists and Stein’s exhibition of works on paper, wood, canvas explores the various strategies that these artists use and shoes. Located at 2297 Montauk Highway, to seduce a viewer’s engagement with the combinaBridgehampton. 631-537-1900. tion of body and art. Located at 25 Jobs Lane, GLENN HOROWITZ BOOKSELLER – “Printed Southampton. 631-283-2118. Matters,” featuring new work by Philip-Lorca PHOENIX GALLERY – “Reflections” runs diCorcia will run through September 10. Located at through September 15. Artist reception from 1-3 p.m. 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5511. on August 26. Located at 139 South Country Road, HAMPTON DESIGNER SHOWHOUSE – Art by Bellport. 631-776-0811. regional artists will run through September 2. Open POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – Exhibition of daily from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 536 Ocean Road, Abstract Drawings by Ary Stillman runs through October 27. Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd.,

presents a full moon celebration of color and life paintings by Justin Love local photography by Anthony Lombardo

You are cordially invited to

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Arts & Galleries “Three Women,”Two Mediums, One Show Three Women, a show of paintings at Wish Rock Studio on Shelter Island, features the work of three longtime Islanders who divide their time between here and Brooklyn, upstate New York and Massachusetts, respectively. All have paintings in private collections across the country and are strongly influenced by the natural world. Two work in watercolors and the third in both watercolors and oils, but the three appear to share a common goal – to capture natural light and interpret it on canvas or paper. “Watercolor is tricky because the lights on the paper must be preserved throughout the painting process, whereas in oil they can be added on at any time,” said Olive Reich, a watercolorist who feels the medium allows a “glow [to] move

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Health, Beauty & Fitness The Hampton Classic, Part 3. The Jumper Ring Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is it! The two-week equestrian extravaganza we all look forward to each year is finally here. The tents are up, the stalls are built and the Beval truck is about to roll into town. When the first buzzer sounds on Sunday at 1 p.m., resounding through the Grand Prix field and sending its first talented beast towards fame or failure, we will all hold our collective breath to see which horse and rider teams will reign as champions. Although there will be equine athletes in every arena at the Classic, in the world of the Hunter/Jumper show, only a Jumper class can award its champions $150,000 for a clean round and sell hundreds of VIP tables each day. But, why? First off, the Jumper classes are the only true, unbiased tests of talent and skill at the show. Jumpers may be of any breed, height or sex and judges in the jumper ring cannot award points for style, or deduct them if the rider loses his or her stirrups. Jumper riders race against the clock, charging from buzzer to finish line as fast as their horses will carry them, all the while using their impeccable riding skills and quick thinking to approach each fence in a way that saves time but also ensures that their mount will not knock down the rails. Because Jumper classes are the only classes required to award prize money, the stakes – and the jumps – are higher and wider than at any other classes at the show. Although ponies, children and amateurs can compete in classes with fences as low as 2’9”3’, all professional Jumper classes are 1.40m (4’6”) or higher. And unlike a Hunter or Equitation class, there

must be a certain number of spreads – obstacles that are two to twelve feet wider than they are high. In a Grand Prix class, where the fences can be up to 5’ high at the outset and raised even higher for the jump-off, the spreads are formidable and the risk of a horse and rider team falling through the fence is great. The point system upon which the Jumper classes are scored is complex, but once you know the basics, it is easy to judge who the winner will be even before the results are announced. The only way for a horse and rider with a clean trip (no obstacles knocked down or refused) to fall out of the running is to go over the Time Allowed. That time is judged by how long it would take a horse to complete the course while traveling at a speed of 382 yards-per-minute. The timer starts as soon as the horse’s chest crosses the starting

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match! The Hamptons have always been the place where many people vacation because of the oceanfront beauty and reputation as the “place to be.” So, this summer, you rented a house share because there are lots of singles like yourself who live in the New York City and take a Jitney from Manhattan to the East End for weekend getaways and breaks from work. You know you have everything it takes to meet a successful single partner. You dieted and exercised all spring to fit into a sexy bikini, you found a great house to rent with good roommates who like to party, you researched where the best singles bars and nightlife are and you made it a point to visit them all. But, Mr. Right hasn’t shown up. How can you be single in the summer in the Hamptons? Finding your soul mate is not an easy task, so don’t feel so bad. It requires time and patience. You may have been attracted to a lot of men in the Hamptons at first, but you quickly learn they’re not what you’re looking for and they don’t want a commitment. You become frustrated because you planted yourself in the right place, only to find that every other girl is doing the same thing and the competition is fierce. The good news is, you are not alone in your search for love. There are people who can help you find a wonderful life partner who is worth the wait. Instead of resorting to bars, socialization groups and online dating, the traditional art of matchmaking is making a return and is fast becoming a trend among successful professional singles across the country and the tri-state area. Matchmaking represents the traditional method used by our parents and grandparents of bringing two kindred spirits together. Matchmaking is offline dating that utilizes the talents of a professional matchmaker who is committed to helping singles find their special someone. They do so by spending a lot of time getting to know each person who seeks their help, like a trusted a friend would. The key to successfully matching two people together is a real understanding of their personalities, desires and passions, according to Dawn Tefel, a Long Island matchmaker. “It’s important to get to know people on a personal level because everyone is different and they all want different types of people and are expecting different things from a relationship.” Dawn hand selects all her matches and that’s why she is often referred to as the “Personal Shopper for the Heart.” Matchmaking doesn’t involve taking compatibility tests or creating your own version of a customized video profile. The service is confidential and discreet. Matchmakers meet with their clients privately to get to know them so they can access their personalities and learn about their interests, hobbies, values and past relationships. The goal of the matchmaker is to find suitable matches based on the characteristics each client is seeking in a partner. All matches are hand selected once a determination is made for a match. The matchmaker will speak to both clients about the potential introduction and if they agree, the matchmaker will arrange the time and place of the date and will even make a restaurant reservation, if need be. After the date is over, the matchmaker will follow up within 24 hours, since finding out how the date went, down to every detail, including what was discussed is very important. Matchmakers like Dawn will usually begin the follow-up by asking whether there is chemistry, since it’s a major component of a successful match. “If there is chemistry and their personalities and interests are compatible, they will most likely exchange information and see each other again.”

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Health, Beauty & Fitness The Running Man One of the perks of working just a few blocks from one of the most beautiful coastlines in the world is the occasional beach run break. Day was becoming dusk at the mysterious Dan’s Papers office when famed “Twentysomething” writer David Lion Rattiner suggested such a break. I hadn’t expected the offer – certainly not at the evening hour during which he brought it up – but I found it hard to resist quality exercise in lieu of office air conditioning on such a pleasant eve. Still, I had my reservations – my exercise usually consists of street running, pool swimming and personal training sessions at GymHampton – a makeshift sort of athleticism, not the rugged outdoors of the beach.

“I don’t have shoes,” I said, looking down at my blue Sperry Topsiders. “You don’t need them, we’re running on the sand.” I hesitated. I was pretty pleased with how I looked that day – Hamptons chic, I must say, in a Ralph Lauren oxford and vintage-looking (and overpriced) khaki shorts that the saleswoman at the Greenwich Village Marc Jacobs had talked me into. “The sand? I usually run along the beach, but on route 27! The sand is tough.” “We’ll run where it’s wet and compact. Let’s go.” I weighed my options and decided I could never live with myself if I turned down a beach break to preserve the cleanliness of my shorts.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness The Benefits of a Quick Ocean Dip Just as the bite of autumn creeps into the August evening air, you may be packing up your bags. You may be allowing your brain to jump forward a month, to school days and Halloween parades. Thoughts of where youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll spend Thanksgiving may have even begun to crop up in your mind. But if this is the case, you have hit the fast-forward button on your life. It is still August and now is the best time to enjoy the greatest thing summer has to offer: the ocean. June and July held the promise of a summer ahead, but they also brought the sting of the oceanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bitter bite. Your freshly tanned skin would crawl with goose bumps as soon as you submerged yourself in those chilly Atlantic waves. But now, after many hot summer weeks have sizzled deep into the surface of the ocean, the water temperature has warmed up. It is now the perfect time to incorporate a daily dip into your ritual. According to the National Oceanographic Data Center (NODC), the ocean water at Montauk Point is warmer now than it will be at any other point in the year. At Montauk Point, the water now registers at 70 degrees, up from 67 degrees on July 15.

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The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine The Perennial Hibiscus A stroll through East Hampton this weekend showed that the perennial hibiscus is available in local nurseries. These dinner plate-sized blooms add a range of colors from white with crimson centers, to many shades of pink, lavender and red. With their displays of crepe paper-like flowers, these are truly one of the most beautiful of late summer perennials. Cousin to the tropical hibiscus and Rose of Sharon, the perennial hibiscus is a garden favorite in the northeast. It provides a welcome contrast to the yellows and browns that begin to emerge in late summer. Despite the fact that the plant is a “late starter” in spring, it is one of the most dependable and easily grown perennials for East End gardens. The perennial hibiscus (also known as Rose Mallow, Swamp Mallow, Dinner plate Hibiscus and Frisbee Hibiscus) displays the largest flowers of any perennial with blooms up to a foot in diameter. Plants begin blooming mid-July and may bloom through October. The blooms last for only one day, but the plant sends forth many buds that bloom sequentially, making them available for many weeks. The display, especially when planted in mass groupings, is quite dramatic. The perennial hibiscus is a larger plant and requires space to spread. It is suitable for specimen plantings or large, singular groupings, or works well at the back of flower borders. The plant forms sturdy, erect, semi-woody stems and grows three to eight feet tall (pruning during the growing season will control height, provided the plants are not pruned later than the first week in July). Stalks spread out over a wide

area – typically two to three feet. Leaves are large, gray-green in color, and ovate and pointed. Lower leaves can sometimes be three-lobed. The perennial hibiscus is a member of the Malvaceae family of plants. The genus Hibiscus includes both tropical and temperate species. H. moscheutos, the perennial type, is a native perennial that typically grows in marshlands from Georgia to Texas. The plant survives well to Zone 5 and regenerates itself for many years (our experience suggests the plant does well for three or four years before needing replacement). Hibiscuses have been hybridized since the early 1900s, and this has resulted in a number of widely popular hybrids that include H. coccineus, H. miliaris,

and H. grandiflorus. Some of the most beautiful species of hibiscus include the following – “Aquarian,” produces 12-inch blooms in lavender-pink; “Crown Jewel,” develops a 10-inch bloom of white with maroon center; “Dreamcatcher,” displays a 12-inch crepe-like pink; “Old Yella,” offers a 12-inch, pale-yellow flower; and “Plum Crazy,” a plum-shaded bloom of 10 inches. Plants are readily available at this time of year from local nurseries and can also be mail ordered. Wittendales in East Hampton and Marders in Bridgehampton have some of the best collections. Because the native perennial hibiscus grows naturally in swamps, marshes and ditches, it is adaptive to many garden situations where the plant will receive sun and water. We have found the plants grow best where they have moist, rich soil and are exposed to full sun. Copious watering and fertilizing throughout the growing season result in the largest stems, profuse blooms and vivid colors. In fall, after the frost kills back the leaves, cut stems to about three inches above ground level. Cover the plant with a thick coating of mulch. Uncover the plants beginning mid-May, once the soil has warmed to about 50 degrees, and apply a good coating of organic fertilizer. The plant will send up new stems – usually beginning in June. Prune the stems once, but only after they have reached a height of 14 inches. Perennial hibiscus holds special interest for the garden. Its large, crepe-like blooms make it a must for every late summer display. You can contact Lance Brilliantine with any questions or comments at GardenLance@yahoo.com.

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A Smarter Car In East Hampton, directly in front of Blue and Cream, was a Smart Car tent where hundreds of people gathered and signed up to give these cute, speedy cars a test drive. Mercedes-Benz of Smithtown is going to be one of the first dealerships in America to offer the sweet little mini machine. If you are an avid traveler, you may have seen these vehicles all over Europe where they are very popular and fashionable because of their great gas mileage, fantastic engineering and, as my British friend Jamie who is out for the summer put it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Those are wickedâ&#x20AC;Świcked cars.â&#x20AC;? With Americans being used to larger vehicles, the Smart Car immediately puts you off at first. A part of you believes that it is too small and therefore not safe. However, due to a diamond design, the Smart Car has been given a 4-star crash rating. With the incredible success of the Mini Cooper in America by BMW, the Smart Car, which is made by Mercedes Benz, has its advantages as well. And with gas prices above $3 a gallon in most parts of the country, the Smart Car certainly raises an eyebrow, and will, at least, lure you in for a test drive. Which is exactly what I did. At 40 miles to the gallon and more, I wanted to see how this thing drives. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not the type of guy that is just going to buy a car because I like the gas mileage. I need to feel good in it, I need to feel like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m driving and like the style. I want it at a good price and I also need to feel like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m getting good gas mileage. In other words, I want it all. I hopped into my white convertible Smart Car and was stunned by the legroom in the vehicles (Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m 6â&#x20AC;&#x2122;3â&#x20AC;?). The engine also sounded fantastic and felt remarkably powerful. I was surprised. This didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel like I was in some sort of space aged, super quiet car. I pulled out, switching into the manual mode of shifting and felt really good on the road. The Smart Car feels solid and gives you exceptional handling â&#x20AC;&#x201C; similar to a sports car. It also had incredible pickup, which made it really fun to drive. I also enjoyed playing with the steer-

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Just Leave it in The Mudroom! Mudrooms are as much about mud as sleeping porches are about sleeping. The dynamic little room situated usually at the rear entrance of your house can make life beyond its doors that much nicer. In a clinical sense, it is a decontamination center – removing the negative traces of the great outdoors from your body before you ever enter the home. For you horse people, the mudroom is essentially a tack room for humans – a place for coats, boots, etc. In the summer the mudroom is generally under utilized. With everyone wearing flip-flops and summer apparel, a place to hang your Barbour coat seems a bit unneeded. At the same time, there are a few uses for

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Estates listed over the $25 million mark have drawn the most attention this season. Commercial properties and the very high-end market are the sales that have continually made news. Many wonder what may be available on the lower side of the market, if there is such a thing. In the Hamptons, the lower side may represent real estate under ten million dollars. Although we constantly hear about the exchanges made by celebrities and Wall Street moguls, very little is reported about properties that range from one to ten million. A million dollars on the East End buys very modest accommodations by Hamptons standards — a small cottage if you are lucky. But as values reach into the two million range in most East End towns, one can find a home of substantial size and proportion. Moderately priced homes, particularly those around the 2.5 million mark are plentiful, with more than 1,000 listings throughout the East End. Of course the radius to any specific body of water is the key to pricing property here on the East End. The size of a home might shrink within a certain price range as it draws nearer to the water. Yet beautiful homes can be found in the in this price range and currently there are quite a few to choose from. From Montauk to Westhampton there are homes listing below ten million, even oceanfront properties and smaller homes in the estate sections. In Montauk one can still buy a substantial sized beauty with water views in all directions. A

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four bedroom, 4.5 bath, newly constructed traditional on almost 2 acres can be purchased at the $2.5 million price point. The 3000 sq. ft. property includes a carriage house – this is listed with the Tuma Agency in Montauk. In Southampton Village $2.5 buys a storybook cottage that has 3 bedrooms and two baths. The square footage is half of that of the Montauk listing but is located in the heart of Southampton. The cottage that has been completely renovated is nearby Lake Agawam and also has a pool. It is listed with the Corcoran Group’s Southampton office at $2,495,000.00. In Bridgehampton, a 6 bedroom, 4 baths, well-maintained 1860 Victorian on two acres is also priced at $2.5 million. This home has

six working fireplaces and a heated pool. It is listed with Century 21 Agawam Albertson in Southampton. The ocean is about ten minutes away and is walking distance to downtown Bridgehampton. When homes come up in price to the $6 or $7 million mark one can find waterfront in areas such as Shelter Island where a bay front with a deepwater dock can be found at $6,995,000.00. The 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath, Dutch Colonial on Smiths Cove is set on a little more than an acre and includes 180 feet of bay frontage. It is listed with Sotheby’s International Realty in Bridgehampton. On East Hampton’s Georgica Pond, at the very same price a beautiful traditional shingle style is for sale that has 6 bedrooms and 6 baths. The home is not located the pond but is 5000 sq ft, has a pool and pool house and a three-car garage. There is a library and multiple fireplaces and a grand foyer and staircase. Prudential Douglas Elliman of East Hampton has the listing. The Hamptons Cottages and Gardens Idea House is for sale at $7,250,000.00. The unique shingle style traditional in Amagansett has 6 bedrooms and 6.5 baths. It is a fine example of what the Hamptons has to offer in this price range. It was designed by renowned architect Steve Semes and includes everything that a discerning buyer may desire. The home was host to the 2007 Designer Idea House event and was open for public viewing this summer. The 6700 sq. ft. home is set on just shy of two acres is listed with Sotheby’s International in Bridgehampton.

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Letters WHITE LINES, GESTAPO AND 20/20 Dear Dan, After reading the second story this week about Barbara Williams and her encounter, or should I say, abusive treatment, by the Quogue police I was prompted to call her and offer my support and sympathy. I have been pulled over by the Quogue police for going over the white line. I go over the white line and it has nothing to do with drinking alcohol-it is very hard to stay in the lines with all of the curves in the road 100% of the time. The police there have truly created a state of paranoia and they are like the Gestapo. Everyone locally talks about them not just “the summer people.” The word on the street is to drive around Quogue and people drive up to 27 to avoid going on Montauk Highway and dealing with them. The fact that they could barge into this woman’s house is beyond comprehension. The fact that the mayor and police chief do not change this climate and think everything is fine is horrible. To think people are afraid to sign their names on letters regarding this situation for fear of retribution is a sad state of affairs. I think it has the makings for a great 20/20 story or 60minutes. It is time something changes there as I thought of moving there one day and am so turned off by the Nazi like police force I wouldn’t dare. I work with a woman who went out at 10 p.m. to pick up her daughter in her pajamas (every mother or dad has done that) and was pulled over in her mini-van and questioned if she had drugs! The only drugs she had were her breast cancer fighting drugs-how insane is that? This is what is really going on. Too afraid to leave my name Westhampton Resident They might look me up and have me on a list and find something to ticket me on Via e-mail This is the other half. See the other letter. – DR LUSH HUSH Dear Dan, I just read the article, “On The Scene,” (7/20/07 issue) with all the glowing praise about the Ross School event, its ambience, “lush scenery,” and ‘”tar studded” attendees. While the overall premise of the $15,000 series price seems noble, I wonder just how much of the proceeds will go to the school. To quote last week’s Independent newspaper – “a small portion’ will. Also in the 7/20 issue of the Wall Street Journal, which had a brief headline of the event, it was opted that tickets to a TAFKAP, er, Prince concert in

Switzerland were $107. He also distributed 100,000 copies of is new ‘CD’ free in a London Sunday newspaper. Obviously, charity in the Hamptons is much more expensive than the rest of the world! Lastly, I hope your infamous with and most interesting stories will not be dulled by the sale of the paper! Lloyd Booth East Quogue I’m writing as fast as I can! – DR THREE’S COMPANY Dear Dan, Air Taxi Operators/Commuters: I am visiting my hometown of Mattituck, staying with family. While I have no problem with having the service available, please fly over your South Fork properties, not over the North Fork. It is VERY ANNOYING having a helicopter fly over every 15-30 minutes, destroying our quality of life. People here can’t even have a conversation without being interrupted by the noise, although the downdraft makes for a nice breeze! If you insist on flying over the Mattituck area, at least go high enough so we can’t hear you. Ed Brown Denver, PA Via e-mail Go higher, shout down, if they shout back, go still – DR DA BLOG Dear Dan, I read where Dan’s was purchased, but happy to see still the same Dan’s. Your website is terrific and your blog as well. (Hula-Hoop was fun!) I remember with fondness when you published a chunk of my award winning short story “Wintering at Montauk” a few years back. From my Canio’s collection. I still am still writing fiction (have a couple of Pushcart special mentions for my short stories, but not brass ring as yet), as well as blogging for the National Book Critics Circle Board blog, Critical Mass at www.bookcriticscircle.blogspot.com (I am NBCC Vice President/Membership and head of this year’s fiction awards judging). Jane Via e-mail WHERE IS THE CREW? Dear Dan, Dear David, Your July 20 article on crewing could not have been timelier. In May I moved from the suburbs of Philadelphia to the City’s Rittenhouse Square Area. I

e-mail Dan at askdan@danspapers.com have always been curious about one of the major attractions of our city, the beauty and history of Boat House Row. As a recent widow I thought it would be fun to find out why. Now I know! As a novice I am still in a single scull but can share your feeling of the slide, the swoosh and tranquility and of course my aching body. My daughter and her family have a home in East Hampton and I too would to have a place to row or at least have the joy and pleasure of watching the experts. Many thanks for the article. Charlene Guyer Via e-mail When are you guys getting together? – DR CHEF OF DOCKSIDE Dear Dan, I enjoyed reading your article about Billy Joel, a personal favorite of my son and daughter. I especially enjoyed the fact that you dined at Dockside. A dear friend of mine is the chef there, Thomas Jacobs. He is creative and extremely extraordinary in his culinary skills. I hope you’ll go back and interview him. He is also an eligible bachelor that the ladies may want to know about. I love Sag Harbor, and am thrilled that Billy Joel, his wife, and you Mr. Rattiner, dine there regularly. A faithful reader, I have forgiven you for the subway article. Susan Jurkowich Hampton Bays Via e-mail The Hampton Subway trainmen are on strike this week.– DR NEW YORK, NEW YORK Dear Dan, I am writing about the article by Fred Katz regarding “How They’ll Fix Country Road 39.” His statement that this construction is being done so “New Yorkers can get to their country houses faster” is totally unfounded and inaccurate. The road is being widened so those of us who work on the East End can have a somewhat bearable commute. This is evidenced by the fact that the cones are placed during “work” rush hour, not Thursday and Friday afternoons when the “New Yorkers” try to get to their summer homes faster. So much for accurate and unbiased reporting. P.J. Hogan Via e-mail It’s for both. And for everybody else too. – DR

Police Blotter Poor Lighting The police pulled over a man in Hampton Bays for “not having proper lighting” on his vehicle. No clear description was given on what this meant. nonetheless the man was arrested and brought to the police station, where he was released on $100 bail. We’re guessing it had more to do than a broken taillight. * * * Bros Before Throws Two brothers were throwing rocks, spitting at a car and screaming obscenities at a woman and her husband at their house in East Hampton. The owner of the house filed a police report. In defense of the brothers, they are certified idiots. * * * iPhone Well it had to start happening sooner or later. An Apple iPhone was reported stolen from a woman in Wainscott who claims to have left the $700 gadget near a bench. After she made the report, she was quoted saying, “iMad.”

* * * Shot With A BB Two windows of a woman’s house in Sag Harbor were shot out by what appeared to be a BB gun. The woman will have to replace the windows, but in the mean time, she has purchased a pellet gun so that she can respond the next time she is attacked. * * * Screen Door A not so bright criminal thought that he would break into a house by cutting through the screen door. Unfortunately for him, he realized that there was a locked door behind it and scurried off. Police have been requested to patrol the neighborhood for further activity of the stupid nature. * * * Green Light A man in Sag Harbor was caught driving around with a green light on his roof that was flashing like a siren. Police pulled him over for having the light and

then they discovered drugs inside the man’s vehicle. Police arrested the man and let him drive in a car with a red siren. * * * Brooklyn Fireworks An eighteen-year-old man was found to be in possession of illegal fireworks after he was acting drunk and disorderly in Southampton. Police arrived at the scene and confiscated the fireworks. No word on whether or not anybody is going to get to set them off. * * * Too Much Partying A woman called police to report that her car had been damaged. The woman attended a party in East Hampton and apparently somebody thought it would be fun to start dancing on top of the roof, which received significant damage, but the bright side is that the woman now has an absolutely fabulous Hamptons party story. – Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

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DESIGN DIRECTORY / SERVICE DIRECTORY Design Directory

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Carpentry

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Closets

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Construction

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Excavation

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Improvement

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Maintenance

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Landscape/Garden

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Marine

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Pets/Services

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Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

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Power Washing

Plumbing

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Power Washing

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SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Window Cleaning

Window Cleaning

Window Treatments

Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a full time year round licensed Nail Technician. $500 sign on bonus. Please call Renate or Melinda at 631-287-9099.

FINGERS Fine Haircutting Located in Sag Harbor is Looking for a Hairdresser. Full Time or Part Time.

Child Care

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Building Trades/Labor

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Wine Cellars

ALARM TECHNICIAN/ ALARM INSTALLERS Full time. Good pay and benefits including paid vacation and sick time, health benefits and retirement plan. Minimum 3 years experience. Call Bob 631-537-7600, extension 150. Audio/ Video Installer position available.1-2 years experience preferred. Competitive salary based on experience. FT year round. Call 516-515-9794 HELP WANTED Fast growing company seeks carpenter with experience in cedar shingle, roofing, siding, trim work and deck building. Contact Chris 631-245-2196. MECHANIC - SWIMMING POOL - TOP PAY: 3 years of experience in pool maintenance and repair, summerization and winterization. Gunite pool knowledge a plus. LOCATED IN HAMPTON BAYS. Positions can be full time or seasonal. Full Time-Year round positions qualify for 401K and benefit package. J. Tortorella Swimming Pools, Inc. 631- 728-8000

HAMPTON DOMESTICS “Our 26th Year”

Must have lots of patience, team player, loves outdoors and swimming. Flexibility is a must. Prior experience with references. State salary requirements, fax resume to: (212)832-9317

Nanny Needed East Hampton family with three small children looking for kind, flexible, experienced live-out Nanny, F/T, year-round, ASAP. Must love kids, drive, speak English clearly CPR a plus. Occasional nights, light cleaning and kid meals. References a must. Legal Resident please. Call 631-329-1221 Nanny Wanted Fri. & Sat. or Sat. & Sun. Year-Round. Twin 2-year old boys. Southampton. Experience & references required. 917-923-0829

*Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Couples* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff Groundskeepers Handyman, Housekeepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons) 212-371-0492 (New York City) 561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) Licensed & Bonded www.hamptondomestics.com “see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor

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HELP WANTED Domestic

Education

AL MARTINO AGENCY Teacher, Foreign language OUR 35th YEAR REVIEWED IN New York Times, Departures Magazine PRIVATE CHEFS OUR SPECIALTY Estate Managers, Couples Butlers, Housekeepers Chauffeurs, Cooks Personal Assistants Details: See Web MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com Tel. 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917 Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers. Nanny Agency Of The Hamptons, Serving The Haamptons & New York City www. nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Domestic positions available (631)329-9973 Hamptons Domestic Services NY Licensed & Bonded “We bring the caring home” Companion/Caregivers to elderly, live-in, hourly, overnight. Housekeepers, and much, much more. Call for free brochure 631-723-3267 631-921-3933 Housekeeper Wanted Fridays through Sundays Live-in / Live-out Must Speak English References & Driv ver’s License Required Southampton 917-923-0829

French! Pre k-6 Private school in Westhampton Area Please fax resumes 631-325-1268 or call 631-288-4658

Part time caretaker couple in exchange for apartment. Southampton mini mini-estate. No smokers. Name, number only. 631-521-3844

Driver/Delivery Busy taxi service.

Almond seeks experienced wait staff. Fax resume to 631-537-6606 or call 631-537-8885 Almond/ Almondito restaurants seeking experienced line cooks. Contact Jason at jason@almondrestaurant.com or call (631)537-8885

Bartenders Required Experienced bartenders required for Maidstone Club, East H ampton, NY Full time and part time positions available. Please call 631-324-0510 and ask for Nick or email nick@ maidstoneclub.com

Art / Photography 631-329-5550 Leave name and number MODELS WANTED Acclaimed Fine Arts Photographer seeks female models for new project. $25 Hr. 631-725-02202

OFFICE HELP Radio Stations (WBAZ, WBEA, WEHM) in Amagansett seek reliable Office Help effective immediately. Computer Skills necessary. Call 631-267-7800 or Fax Resume to 267-1018

Catering Sales Manager, Chief Engineer, and waitstaff. Year-round. Please fax resume to 631-204-0187

HAMPTON CLASSIC Horse Show Counter Help Wanted in the Food Concession area. Please call Glenn 516--314-6647

General Apotex is looking for CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS To Work Monday - Friday F/T or P/T Please call 780-708-01442

AM and PM shifts.

Valet Parking attendants needed Hamptons area Must have valid license and ability to drive stick Excellent pay 516-770-1873

Please call 631-668-8888

Companion F/T. Young widow seeks companion to live in. Upbeat, reliable, organized individual. Clean drivers license, assistant in social activities. Includes room & board. Nov.- May in Palm Beach, June to October in NYC & Southampton, 6 days per week. Start ASAP. References, background check. Salary $500.00 per week. Please fax your resume to (631)286-9653 Models Wanted

Part time/ full time available.

Must have New York State Cllass E license. EOE.

ARCHITECT, Residential design firm, East Hampton. Graduate with minimum 5 yrs., BARCH. Great Pay. Contact nm@martinarchitects.com

Food/Beverage

Live-in Housekeeper in Watermill Home Contact Lisa 917-771-4907 or lisa@certifiedny.com

General

Management/Prof. Physician: MD or DO to join alternative medical practice, Rivehead, LI vicinity, Participation in most insurance plans preferred. Good Salary and Bonus. 631-806-9164 Southampton Construction Management Firm Seeking Strong Individuals For Project Management & Jobsite Supervision Positions. Must Have Excellent Organizational Skills; Benefits, Competitive Salary, Retirement. Email resume to: EileenL@sandpebblebuilders.com

Approximately 5-10 years of related experience is required. Candidates must be able to deal with contractors, construction documents, architects, vendors, Building Department issues and other related duties as required.

RECEPTIONIST/ CLERICAL Entry level position Must have experience with customer service, heavy phones and data entry We need a computer literate, organized, detailed minded person with a pleasant phone manner and the capability to multi-task in a Southampton office. Must work Saturdays when needed. Full Time with benefits

SEASONAL SALES ASSOCIATES

A background in interior desiggn and an enthusiasm for the industry is a plus.

ABS- A leader in contemporary/ designer women's clothing is looking for Seasonal Sales Associates for our upscale women's retail boutique located in Westhampton Beach, NY

This position offers benefits, competitive pay, an n d growth potential.

Individuals must be energetic, self-motivated and sales driven.

Please email resume and cover letter to:careers@ urbanarchaeology.com, or fax to Kali at 212.925.3917

This is a Seasonal "Summer" job only ...storee is open MAY - September 20th

We are looking for an organ n ized, computer literate assistant with great multi-tasking abilities.

Fax resume to 631-288-3207 A Sales Associate is needed for Hildreth's in Southampton and

Hampton. Work in Houss ewares, Bed,

Part-Time Jobs

Health Care

Receptionist Wanted Main Street Southampton Law Office

or email hr@absstyle.com ref code: Westhampton

Full time position at Main Beach Surf Shop and kids shop. Lars 516-313-9010

Bath, and Children's. FT/YR, Benefits, Competitive pay. Please fax resume to David at 631-204-9363 or

Light Secretarial Work. Part Time M-F 9-3 September through October. Good Pay/ Flexible Hours. 631-283 3-4449

MEDICAL ASSISTANT Part time for physicians office in Southampton

Retail

Please fax resume to 631-726-9323

The Athlete’s Foot of Bridgehampton Commons:

Controller. Full/ part time. Computer literate. Proficient in Excel and accounting software. Ability to accurately produce, graphs, reports and financial projections. Strong analytical and communication skills required. East End location. Please fax resume 631-283-3292 or email hello@enclaveinn.com

A high-end retailer specializing in lighting, bath accessories, tile, and stone iss seeking a Showroom Assistant to support our showroom in Bridgehampton.

Hildreth's in East Fax resume to (631) 287-6245

Part or full time counter help at deli in Springs flexible hours, Will train, must be legal. 917-971-7772

Management/Prof.

Sales

URBAN ARCHAEOLOGY

Office

Veterinary Hospital seeks motivated, enthusiastic individual to help with animal care. Call Pat at 631-283-0611

Elderly gentleman, vision impaired needs assistance at night time. In exchange, private room and bath with CAC will be provided. Also, part time or full time position available year round. (212)262-4240, (631)725-2949

Retail

C u r rently seeking to fill full time assistant managerr & part time sale associate position. If you are interested in joining our team please fax resumee to: 516-869-6043 or email to: tafmh@hotmail.com

call 631-283-2300

Cynthia Rowley is hiring Manager and F/T, P/T Sales Associates. Fax resumes to 212-242-4136 ATTN: Sara

Retail

Real Estate. Brokers and assistants. Great opportunity for growth. Contact Simon at 91 17-822-6652 in confidence. www.SimonTheBroker.com

Retail

JOIN OUR TEAM! If you are looking for a career that makes a positive difference, GNC is the place for you! GNC is thhe leading specialty retailer of nutritional products. We continue to grow and offer many opportunitties to the right people. We are currently seeking to fill Full-time Assistant Manager and Part-time Sales Associate positions in the Bridgehampton Commons. If you want to help others live their besst lives, join our team today. Please forward resume along with salary history to 700116@gnc-retaiil.com

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

Adolfo Cambiaso, Founding member of the Hobe Sound Polo Club

To arrange your private tour of Hobe Sound Polo Club

561 615 1505

hobesoundpolo.com

Hobe Sound Polo Club is a world class club designed, built and operated by polo players. Located just minutes from the beautiful beaches of South Florida’s Treasure Coast. Hobe Sound Polo Club is an intimate community of 20 acre estates dedicated to those who are passionate about the game of polo. Phase One is sold out. Reservations are being accepted for Phase Two. • Five Championship Fields • Two Stick and Ball Fields • Track • Clubhouse • Miles of Bridle Paths • Connected to Thousands of Acres in Atlantic Ridge State Park

• 7 Miles to the Beach • 30 Minutes to Wellington • 10 Minutes to Designer Shopping • 20 Minutes to Palm Beach International Airport

Life is extrodonary, So why not live that way?

WESTHAMPTON PRIVACY

TIANA SHORES

Set on 1.2 acres in a community of beautiful homes, this 3200 sq. ft. post modern home offers a Master Suite with jacuzzi tub & walk-in closet, 3 guest bedrooms & 2-1/2 baths, center island kitchen, cathedral living room with fireplace, dining, den. The Living room has 4 sets of sliders that open to a rear deck, 20 x 52 roman end pool with a waterfall & landscape lighting, all enclosed for privacy. Additional recreational possibilities abound in the 2500 sq. ft. unfinished basement. $1,275,00

Great Starter or Vacation home located in a truly beautiful neighborhood. This 3 bedroom,1 1/2 bath Ranch house is Situated on a private 1/3 acre and just a short distance from the Beach Club. New Baths, all wood floors, Family Room, formal dinning room and a Living room w/ fireplace. Asking 535,000

This great starter home has low taxes, Westhampton Schools, an Above the Ground Pool, Decking and a nice size yard for the family to enjoy. Price to Sell $412,500.00

EAST QUOGUE - RANCH

EAST MORICHES MOTHER / DAUGHTER

Escape the everyday to this bullheaded, canal front home! This charming 3 bedroom Ranch offers a newly renovated bath, full basement and great location! Sit on the large shaded deck and enjoy the relaxing breeze or go for a spin on your boat moored steps away! Asking $689,000.

This 4 Bedroom, 3 bath Split level home is located in a Private Beach & Boating community. With 1875 sqft + a full basement and 1 car garage, a new heating system and private 1/3 of an acre this home is set. Under market value asking $ 479,000.00

WESTHAMPTON MINUTES TO OCEAN BEACHES $429,000

SPEONK RANCH

3 Bedrooms, 1 Bath, Living Room, Laundry Room and an Eat in Kitchen Renovated in 1999 with new plumbing, electric, cesspool, roof and water lines. Don’t wait own your own piece of the Hamptons today!

WESTHAMPTON BEACH VILLAGE $935,000

WESTHAMPTON $2,749,000

E. QUOGUE – PINE NECK LANDING

This Newly Renovated Home is on a Private Lane in the Heart of Westhampton Beach. Close to all, Top of the line Stainless Steal Appliances and Designer Granite Bathroom.There is Even Room for a Pool!

With the Country Club Golf Course across the street and the Canal in your backyard, this is the ideal Hamptons beach house. Complete with a boat house, this home has 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Granite Kitchen, Formal Dining Room, Cathedral Ceilings in your Family/Living Room and more!

Location, Location, Location! Ready for updating, this 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch is located in the exclusive private community of Pine Neck Landing. Amenities include a private beach, boat ramp & boat dockage within the community! Bring some TLC & make this home yours! $613,000

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SIEGMUND AND ALLEN REALTY www.siegmundrealty.com PETITE COTTAGE/PETITE PRICE: 800 sq. ft. on .10 of an acre, 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, kitchen, dining area, living room, screened porch, deck, move-in condition. Reduced Price $465,000 Call Linda Scarry 631-653-6400

PRISTINE QUOGUE RANCH: Enjoy this lovely home as is, or transform its heated 3-car garage into luxurious guest quarters or artist studio. Privately sited down a long gated driveway, this lovely, mature property boasts three beautiful bedrooms, two full baths with large showers, radiant heated floors, gourmet eat-in kitchen w/double height ceiling & fireplace, formal living and dining rooms each with their own fireplace and a heated gunite pool with cabana. Exclusive $1,595,000. Contact Bob Tomich 516-901-7228 or 631-287-7707. SOUTHAMPTON I North: The fortunate buyer of this lovely property gets 2 private acres plus a 4-bedroom contemporary home, in move in condition, and a beautiful carriage house with 4-car garage and full living quarters above. Don’t miss this oppurtunitY! Listing # 1939048. Exclusive. $1,395,000. Bring Offers! Call Diane Anderson - cell: 631-745-1968

WATER VIEWS HAMPTON BAYS: Two homes on over a half acre of serene grounds. Beautiful bay views with access to Shinnecock Bay directly across the street. Main house: 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, living room with fireplace, formal dining room, kitchen, A/C & two decks. Cottage: 1 bedroom, 1 bath, kitchen & living room. Cottage is rented. Exclusive. $899,000. Listing # 1947252. Contact Linda Scarry at 631-653-6400 or mobile 631-793-9154. e-mail lscarry@siegmundrealty.com

TASTEFUL TRADITIONAL IN REMSENBURG: Sleek 5-bedroom, 4.5 bath traditional on beautifully mature 1 acre offers serenity and privacy. Gourmet kitchen, master bedroom overlooking heated pool, slate/grass patio, French doors, large covered porch, family room with wood-burning fireplace and two-car detached garage with wonderful raw space above…perfect for guest quarters! Exclusive $2,195,000. Contact Bob Tomich 516-901-7228 or 631-287-7707

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EXQUISITE TURN-KEY QUOGUE CONTEMPORARY: Everything is new in this absolutely mint-condition 3 bedroorm, 3-full bathroom Contemporary: new roof, chimney, UV tempered skylights, alarm system, sprinkler system, outdoor shower, plasma TV’s with in-wall surround sound, interior & exterior paint and beautifully refinished walnut floors. Don’t miss this wonderful opportunity to purchase this maturely landscaped .80 acre residence with heated pool and full-finished basement. It’s truly the best value in Quogue. Exclusive $1,195,000. Contact Bob Tomich 516-901-7228 or 631-287-7707

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WATERFRONT HOME WITH PRIVATE DOCK New to market with views of Three Mile Harbor in Northwest Woods, minutes from the village. Property features waterside heated pool with waterfall, dining terrace, and outdoor fireplace. Interior features include 3 bedrooms, 3 full baths and 2 half baths, great room with cathedral ceilings, 3 fireplaces, and country kitchen. Master suite has balcony overlooking the grounds and Three Mile Harbor. Web#49197 CO-EXCLUSIVE. $3,500,000

WATERFRONT NEW CONSTRUCTION 30 OYSTER SHORES RD, EAST HAMPTON Nearing completion, this custom built home overlooking Three Mile Harbor has heated gunite pool and mooring capabilities plus 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, great room, gourmet eat-in kitchen and 2-car garage. Web#53966. Dirs: Three Mile Harbor Rd, left on Springy Banks Rd, right on Oyster Shores Rd. CO-EXCLUSIVE. $2,950,000

Nicole DiSunno 631-324-8080 ext. 19 or 631-255-3503 and Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 or 516-769-3674

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33 THREE MILE HARBOR ROAD, EAST HAMPTON

BEST DEAL SOUTHAMPTON

Reduced to sell. Overlooking the harbor and marinas featuring 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 3 fireplaces, and media room. Exterior amenities include bluestone patio, 2 levels of mahogany decking, and hot tub. Web#44065. EXCLUSIVE. Price reduced to $1,999,000

Almost brand new traditional on close to a third of an acre, recently landscaped, offers 3 bedrooms/ 2.5 baths, 2200 square feet, CAC, full basement, low taxes and room for pool. Motivated seller. Web#49179. EXCLUSIVE. Just Reduced to $719,000

The Slater Team 631-324-8080 ext.42/516-383-2508

Linda Batiancela 631-537-3200 ext. 104 or 516-729-8123

COMMERCIAL EAST HAMPTON VILLAGE

PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITY

Investment opportunity on Newtown Lane with hard to find off street parking and deeded access to Osborne Lane. Two story Traditional 2000 sq ft suitable for offices or retail. Rented now with expansion possibilities and multi use options. Last of it's kind. Web#09737. EXCLUSIVE. $3,000,000

On a high lot with mature plantings, this 2-bedroom, 1-bath Ranch with detached garage has room for expansion and pool. Possible water views from 2nd story addition or subdivision for possibility of 2 new homes. Web#54067 CO-EXCLUSIVE $695,000 Alicia Ward 631-537-3200 x 111 or 516-356-6695

Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY ON MAIN STREET Westhampton Beach. Here is the opportunity for you to have your own sporting goods business. Established lines, great visibility, turnkey. Call for details. Web#09731 EXCLUSIVE $99,000

Toni-Jo Birk 631-288-3030 ext105 or 631-514-5295.

PRIVACY PLUS Down a 200' winding driveway is this, 6 bedroom, 5.5 bath property with 2 beautiful ponds and sweeping views. On 5.7 acres of rolling hills with mature landscaping. Web#49620 EXCLUSIVE. $1,650,000

Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200

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2415 Main Street

Owned and Operated by Town & Country Real Estate of the East End LLC

132 Main Street

6920 Main Road

SOUTHOLD

765-0500

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Situation Wanted Apartment in exchange for house cleaning/ sitting. Southampton schools. Honest/ clean/ quiet. ASAP References. 631-903-5834

Merchandise for Sale

Jewelry Wanted

J.I.S.U. TRUNK SHOW

10 Main Street, Southampton

Saturday 8/25 & 9/1 Many Excellent referencces 11AM-5PM

Call Patti (631)848-8794

(631)793-1121

House Sitter available September - June. Clean, reliable, will manage household. Excellent references 631-377-1370

diamonds, gold, silver, and

KAYAK: Current Design “Solstice”. Carbon Fiber, very light, touring model with rudder. $2000., paddle available. 516-729-7500 Lionel

Trains

P re and Post WWII

Marston & Langinger Octagon Conservatory. 3 years old. 3 sets of French doors. Vented roof. $225,00 00 new, best offer! Mint condition. A must see! Call for appointment 315-264-3665

P I A N O S New * Used * Rent to Own * Summer Rentals * CD Player Pianos * Expert Moving www.PianoBarn.com 631-726-4640

Merchandise for Sale Genuine Barn Table: 71-x-37, 130 Yr. Pine Wood Plank Top, Stunning. $1250. Steve 631-741-9708 scm071264@hotmail.com

Furniture Garden

CLEARANCE SALE 700 & 720 Montauk Hwy.

collectibles, any condition.

25 YRS EXPERIENCE

Hire standard domestic couple. European background, Chef with solid culinary level, health conscious. Quality housekeeping. Maintenance coordination. Travel. Very experienced. Resume, references. Call 203-550-5210 or 347-272-2317

Highest prices paid for

Hosted by Collette

housewatching Transportation available

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

GIANT Designer Handbags

Elderly care, housekeeping,

Merchandise Wanted

Large collection All or None Nancy (631)258-267 73

Tires & Rims set of four 245-75R16 Bridgestone tires mounted on GMC aluminum mag rims. Used. $75 each 631-801-2205

Watermill. Call 516-639-1490 New Shipment Arriving! Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Bridgehampton: upscale sale. Artwork, jewelry, antiques, designer clothing, household. Saturday 9am-3pm. Rain-date Sunday. 312 Ocean Rd. Don’t miss this one! Brother and sister empty their closets. Great stuff! New: women’s cosmetics, lingerie, clothes. Used: Furniture dishes household items. ‘87 Honda Prelude. Sag Harbor, #7 Right Of Way Street. (Off Noyack Rd, behind Cromer’s Market) Saturday 8/25 10 am till 5 pm. (Rain date Sunday 8/26)

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CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH EVERY SUNDAY 11am-3pm

Pine Hollow LEF T Condominiums 29 Gardners Lane Luxury Waterfront Condos with your very own Boat Slip!

Ever wished for a luxurious life on the water with your own boat slip on a private beach?

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales Hampton Bays PARADISE Tag Sale, Saturday 8/25 9am-2pm, 6 Last Ln. - off Hampton Harbor Rd. spectacular waterfront home has loads of artwork (listed), fine bric-a-brac, fine jewelry, designer handbags, Italian leather sofas, 56” flat screen TV, cherry bookcases, old mirrors, cameras, occasional furniture, 1978 Mach 1 Mustang, antiques, French settee, Murphy bed, pool table, saddle, much more! Don’t Miss. Park on Hampton Harbor Rd. ONLY.

Must make space! Store and Barn filled with indoor and outdoor furniture and unique accessories.

Thh urs. Aug 23 - Labor Day 631-726-7275

Tempo

Old Steeple Church 28th Annual Antiques Show and Sale. Sat. Aug. 25th 9-5pm Main Road d (Rt. 25) Aquebogue 65 Dealers Refreshments available. Donation $4.50 with ad. ELIAS PEKALE SHOWS 516-868-2751

141 CHOPIN PLACE – $575,000

• Over 2,000 sq. ft. • 2 bedrooms and 2 baths • loft and finished storage area • beautiful Great Room • open kitchen with upgraded cabinets • stainless steel appliance • Breakfast nook and dining room • 2-car garage and covered rear patio

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Manorville - Possible Horse Property

True Contemporary! On Secluded 2 Acre Property. 11 Rooms. 7 Bedrooms, 5 1/2 Baths. Totally Updated. 3 Fireplaces 3 Zone Cac, 6 Skylights, Porcelain Floors, 2 Car Garage, Full Finished Bsmt. Property backs up to wooded trails to state park. Too Much To List. *Exclusive $999,999 – $1,149,999 Call for Private Showing.

Dream No More Quietly nestled in the attractive Hampton Bays these 2 Bedroom,2 Bathroom newly constructed luxury condominiums will inspire your soul and melt your heart!

Center Moriches - Waterfront with Bulk Heading

Prices start at $650,000 Purchase a unit before 9/15/07 and receive a years free Common Charges

For More Information Please Contact

Jessica Lynch Nest Seekers International 2190 Broadway 2nd Floor · New York, NY 10024 Office: 646.443.3789 · Mobile: 646.300.4699

Jessical@nestseekers.com

Adena Samowitz Vice President 212-967-4700 ext. 407 LICENSED MORTGAGE BANKERS NYS, NJ, CT, FL, PA, TN, NE, AL, & SC BANKING DEPT.

Breathtaking Custom Colonial, Everything New! This impressive home has everything…Private Dock, In ground Pool. Custom Kitchen with Top Of The Line Appliances With Solarium, Beautiful Master Suite Features Dressing Room With Custom Cabinets, Beautiful Private Bath With Jacuzzi Tub And Large Balcony Over Looking In ground Pool And Water. This Magnificent Home Also Features Maids Quarters And Library. Very Private 1.2 Acres Located At The End Of A Private Road. $1,649,999 Additional Photos on website, obeo.com/385665/

Sandra Ludyny Licensed Real Estate Agent (631) 697-3821 ludyny@c21castle.com

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

Sag Harbor Porch Sale. Lovely summer vintage clothing. Lots of dresses. Saturday & Sunday 10-12 at Havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s House. Madison at Main Street. Saturday 8/25 9:00 am 233 Madison St. Sag Harbor Really good clothes, bikes, furniture and lots more.

YARD SALE SUN. 8/26/07 9.00 AM - 5:00 PM 98 Raynor Road

Lost/Found

Automotive

REWARD!!! 3 Stone Diamond Ring Lost July 27 Beach end Surfside Road Bridgehampton. 2-1/2 Karats Sen ntimental Value 914-924-0140

CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan Jâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS.

Southampton

Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Ap p pt Only www.cannillomotorsports.com

Lots of Furniture, Therapy Clothing BLOWOUT SUMMER SALE

antiques, etc..

30% to 60% off all swimshoes and apparel

Auctions

REWARD!!! LOST 8/16 Bull Mastif... Female Tan w/Black Face

Come check out our famous $20 rack ..savings up to 80% 51 Jobs Lane, S outhampton (in courtyard)

â&#x20AC;˘ LAND AUCTIONâ&#x20AC;˘ 300 Props Must Be Sold! Low Down / E-Z Financing Free Catalog

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87 Ferrari Mondial Cab. $37,500 99 Porsche 911 C4 $29,500 04 BMW 330Ci Nv 18" $27,500 83 Porsche 911SC $10,950 82 Mercedes 380SL $5,950 61 Ford Thundrbrd Cnv $23,500 We buy cars and checkout our website for additional inventory and information!

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Pets SPECIAL DOGS for SPECIAL PEOPLE Estate Family Dogs Loyal guardians fully trained, selected & imported for your needs. All Breeds. K9 College Call for your consultation TODAY! 631-874-0522

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Automotive 1967 MGB GT G reat condition, alloy wheels, overdrive, only 46,000 miles. 1989 Porsche C4 One ownee r car in exceptional condition. Must see to believe. Taking delivery on new car so both must be sold.

Email Go to "click here# on lower right hand corner of home page of www.danspapers.com All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication.

WINTER CAR STORAGE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Reestoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com F ree Removal of Unwanted Junk Vehicles. Fast Reliable Service at Your Convenience. 631-728-8344 63 31-495-7299

Best Offer! 917-623-9130 or 631-259-3800

Landrover SE 1996 For Sale Price: $7,500

Service Directory; MInd, Body and Spirit, Design Directory $28 per vertical inch Minimum 2 inches, 16 week run Boxed Ads $34 vertical inch, one inch minimum additional space $17 per half inch $10 for shading $24 vertical inch for 16 week run, $5 for shading

BMW 740 iL 1994 126k, green, tan leather, very nice car, runs great! $4,000 negotiable. 631-786-4368

Miles: 71,437 White Exterior/ C ream Interior Acura Legend 1993 Green New tires, Needs some work $2500. Call 631-766-3342 Volkswagen Passat, 2005. Excellent condition. 30,000 original miles. Fully loaded. Asking $19,500 OBO. (631)907-2705

4-door 4x4 Landro over SE, Automatic, Power steering, AM/FM Stereo Radio, Cassette Player, Driver and Passenger Air-bagg, Reclining Seats. Leather Upholstery, Power Sunroof, Anti-Lock Braking System, Power Sunroof in th he front and back of vehicle, alloy wheels, rear defroster, carpeting, keyless entry, center arm resst. (212)690-8506 slynch7904@aol.com

Automotive BMW 740il 1999, green w/ tan interior, newly refinished, new tires & battery, NYS inspected 8/9/07, fully loaded, premium audio, heated seats and ski storage, moon roof, 122K miles, $11,900. Owner 631-283-7752

Automotive Mercedes Benz 1997 C230 Burgundy Black leather interior Fully loaded 138,000 miles Mint ...Must see! Asking $8,995 631-946-1737

BMW 1986 325ES, 2 door, 6 Moto Guzzi 1979, LeMans, cylinder, 5 Speed, really good condition, $4500. 631-324-8028. CX100, 1000cc, dyna ignition, new tires and battery, $4,500. 631-404-9977 (631)727-0790 Cadillac Escalade, 2005. Fully loaded, excellent condition. Porsche 944 1984 Runs and 15,000 miles, garage kept. drives great, needs minor work. $44,000 (631)727-5027, Make reasonable offer. (917)599-8110 631-786-4368 Cooper Classics LTD RANGE ROVER 2004 137 Perry Street Charcoal grey exterior New York, NY 55,000 miles 212-929-3909 Renowned Classic Car Excellent condition, 1 owner Facility for Over 30 Years EXTRAS! $38,500 Cooper Classics LTD Call anytime (201)888-6634 1978 Rolls-Royce Corniche Convertible, Arctic White w/ Red Interior, 52,000 miles, Excellent Original Condition, Limited Production, gorgeous car. $45,000 1954 Chevy 3100 5-Window Pick Up Truck, Orange w/Brown Interior, Original Frame-0ff restoration, Perfect. $29,000 1967 Jaguar XKE Series I Roadster, Red w/Black Interior, Totally Restored, Matching Numbers, $80,000 Also Available *1966 Austin Healey 3000 Mark III BJ8 *1960 Bentley S2 Saloon LHD *1957 Chevrolet Corvette Roadster *1924 Dodge Brother's 4 Passenger Coupe *1960 Jaguar XK150 DHC *1970 Jaguar XKE Series II Roadster *1959 Mercedes-Benz 190SL *1960 Mercedes-Benz 220SE Convertible *1967 Mercedes-Benz 280SL Factory 5-Speed *1969 Mercedes-Benz 280SE Convertible (2 to Choose From) *1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SE Convertible Low Grille *1971 Mercedes-Benz 280SE 3.5 Convertible *1971 Mercedes-Benz 280SL (3 to Choose From) *1951 Packard Convertible *1959 Porsche 356A Cabriolet *1962 Porsche 356B Cabriolet Super 1600 *1970 Porsche 911T Coupe *1964 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud III Saloon LHD *1978 Rolls-Royce Corniche Convertible Inventory can be seen our website at www.cooperclassiccars.com We pay top dollar for Classic Cars! Call 212-929-3909! Additional Cars on cooperclasssiccars.com Some Cars can be seen in the Hamptons or in NYC

We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

Art/Art Services Paintings. Creative local landscapes by Bridgehampton artist Rocco Liccardi. Studio visits welcome. (631)537-3473 STAINED LEADED GLASS PORTRAIT 45 1/4â&#x20AC;? x 45 1/4â&#x20AC;? $2,499.00

(516)377-3937

Business Opportunities For Sale. Busy East End Beauty Salon. Well established, high volume turnkey. Call 516-729-8973 Southampton: Pottery/Art business for sale. Prominent, popular, store and studio with great opportunity for growth. Extensive client list and secure lease with low rent for Main St. location. Contact Liz at: potterybusiness@gmail.com

Classes/Instruction EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Classes/Instruction

Cleaning

TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Certified Teaching Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910 631-727-0862

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128 AVotreServiceHamptons.com

CATHERINE MURPHY’S HOUSE WATCHING & CLEANING SERVICE. Fall, Winter & Spring. Based in Sag Harbor. 631-793-1121.

Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings.

Old Fashioned Italian house cleaner will clean your home, or office. Hand wash floors and more. Debbie 631-949-9002

Handyman

Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, party helper, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly 631-276-1568. 631-940-0393 www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.

Peconic PC 631-258-6827 info@peconicpc.com PC Solutions & Support,

for the best prices on any handyman job.

Home/ Business www.peconicpc.com

Construction

maintenance, power washing, stonework.

Handyman!

631-729-3953 - Office 631-7114-0595 - Cell 631-312-8882 - Owner

HANDYMAN Father and sons No job too small! All phases of carpentry 631-539-4719 Small job specialist: Painting, Carpentry, repairs, hang curtains and artwork. Reasonable rates with references. Call Brett 917-539-1523

Health/Healthcare Balance Mind, Body, Spirit

CONTRACTOR? Need Advice on

Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

CLEANING PERSON EXPERIENCED Top notch! Will clean and take care of your home. G reat references, reaasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

Experienced reliable woman will clean home or office weekly or bi-weekly. House Watching, Openings//Closings Seasonal or Year-Round Based in Hampton Bays Good References Please call Michelle 631-255-88380 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com

small renovations. Call for a consultation: 631-475-2441

Garages Southampton Village, Pine Street Large 2-Car Garage, High Ceilings, Clean, Great for Storage, Supplies, Antique Autos or light Business use. $795 per month Call Joe: 800-227-0595

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing and House Watching. No Job Too Small! 631-728-8955

26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249

Holistic medicine from India. Improve sleep, energy, diet, well-being.

In Hamptons area one month. 617-869-8326

GOODFRIEND SELF STORGAGE

Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550

Painting/Papering

Marine 2001 Boston Whaler Impact 12, 40HP Mercury, like new, used on Mecox Bay. Best offer. 201-463-5591 JETBOAT 1997 RAGE 15ft with 2002 trailer, 175hp motor; Low hours. G reat condition. Asking $6000.00 516-655-5904

Massage Therapy Circulation Massage Therapy 4 Handed Massage, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Reiki. Also Kundalini & Reiki classes available. Call Kim 631-255-7741 Massage Therapy, Myofascial Release, Craniosacral Therapy, Therapeutic Exercises, Detoxification Viibrational Medicine. Susan Ronis MSOTR,LMT Call 917-403-4448

Moving/Storage

Always Available Taa ught by Dr. Vasant Lad. Client base New York, New Mexico, Asheville.

* Photo/ Theme Cakes Made To Order

Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs House Cleanouts

A&M Painting: 21 years of experience. Owner Tony Donofrio on every job. Using Benjamin Moore Paint. 631-874-4761. DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship. 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmondd 718-343-7003 • 631-678-2796 Mature craftsman seeks patient, and demanding clientele. Painting/ Papering/ Repairs. www.eyyoneri.com. Please call David at 631-377-1195. Painting/ Powerwashing/ Spackling 30 years Experience Interior & Exterior Excellent references Licensed/ Insured. WILL BEAT ANY WRITTEN ESTIMATE 516-906-4557.

FLYING HIGH BALLOONS Balloons, homemade chocolates, favors, candy wrappers. For all occasions. Terri (516)647-7039 Denise (631)831-5226

NYC AWARD WINNING FLORAL DESIGNERS Available for in-house floral decor and events. Personal service & excellent quality at reasonable prices. Please call (631) 256-6603 or email: dmddesigngroup@gmail.com

OF A WOOD HOME

Party Svce./Music

A transparent to semi-transparent finish, which will never crack or peel is applied after the built-up finish is completely removed.

Caricatures, Face painting or Live Music Fun, entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706

Call 631-723-3456

Call Coastal Cedar (631)725-9150

Home Improvements

Long Island Fiberglass Inc. Specializing in Shower Pan Liners 631-697-5405 See our ad under Kitchens & Baths in Dan’s Service Directory

Are you having a party and need balloons? I deliver balloons, rushed to any location. Any color, any size. Latex $7.50/dz; Mylar $1.25ea. We also make specialty balloons. Minimum delivery 2 dozen. Call Debbie 631-949--9002

Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. Top Shelf Bartenders Special References. No job too small! Occasions & On Premise, Pri631-329-0055, 631-827-3902. vate Parties, Waitstaff Available. We can meet ALL your Party Needs! Serving Manhattan to RECAPTURE THE Montauk. 631-893-0541 smauro27@hotmail.com B EAUTY

Our process does not mar the wood.

631-94 46-2565

I'll take care of all problems in your house! Interior/ Exterior; Carpentry; Roofing/ Siding; Tile Work;Windows/ Doors; Decks) Experienced; References. Gill 631-764 5522

631-591-1910

Climate controlled

OhWhataMassage.com Couples, Four Hands, Therapeutic Pain Relief, Swedish, Sports, Shiatsu, Pre-Natal, Reflexology. Home Visits. 631-477-2006

your project? Large and

* Personalized Chocolate/ Cookie Favors

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Every House Needs A

NEED A House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate.

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff.

improvement and d

Setups, WiFi, Repairs, Upgrades, Security.

Party Services

Call Cheap Richard

We will clean your home for a reasonable price. Experienced and excellent references. 631-745-3251

Computers

Moving/Storage

LANDSCAPING BY TOM MAC, INC.

All interior / exterior Phone Sunflower Seedlings for house cleaning, house sitting, preparation needs for vacation stays for your Hampton Estate. Temporary pet sitting, child care, etc... (203)247-6647

Landscape/Garden

Painting/Papering WONDERING ABOUT YOUR CEDAR HOME? We are Colorists Specializing in Natural Finishes Over the last 17 years, we have combined our unique approach to color with an in depth knowledge of wood and other finishes. We are a full service painting contractor and we are now offering 10% off all exterior work and 10% off all interior painting. Call (631)72 25-9150 For a Free Estimate

caricatureexpress.com/choice.html See Display Ad under Party Services in Service Directory

Professional Services G O L D: Recycle - Reuse Remount your old gold jewelry. With gold @$650+/- per oz., reuse your unused jewelry. Let's make something you'll wear! 30 years in business. Call Byzantine Gold 631-725-3828 Reliable Bookkeeping QuickBooks Set up or Any Current System, Alll Phases, Bank Recs, A/P, A/R, Invoices, P rofessional and Courteous 631-987-4902

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Property Management

Window Treatments

END OF SEASON Customized Management & Home Maintenance Oversight. 25 years resort management, personal and home coordination in the United States & Caribbean. Impeccable references!! 484--431-7417 pennesom@hotmail.com

WONDROUS WINDOW DESIGNS Custom Treatments for the Home

Guardian Property Management. Housewatching, House Cleaning, Garden Design, Swimming Pool Maintenance, Emergency Service. Call Us today 631-387-7249. Excellent References.

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Eliminating middlemen, so you can work directly with Designer Fabricator! 631-744-3533 wondrouswindowdesigns.com

Yoga Renowned Yoga Instructor Offering Home Instruction Individual or Small Group Sessions 20 years. experrience 631-838-8451

Apartments A1-LIFE GUARDS

Private Parties & Functions. Swim Instructors for Private Lessonns. Enjoy Your Party 516-650-1543

Miss Barbara's Swim Lessons Physical education teacher will teach fun lessons at your home! All locations in Suffolk, Nassau & Queens. 631-669-3842 cell# 516-456-5277 Private swim lessons. Water safety specialist. 20 years experience. Certified instructor/ coach. swim2safety@yahoo.com Christine 631-384-6679

Transportation AIRPORTS/ NYC Local. R.A.H. Limousine/ Taxi. “Luxury at Taxi Prices.” (631) 938-3293

Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter G realish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property y Maintenance Programs. CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

The Ice Plant Complex located next to Riverhead Building Supply in Southampton Village, has GE SHOP SPACES 3 GARAG AVAILABLE $2,000 and up. Call 631-287-1463 leave message

Swim Instruction

Red Cross-Certified

Commercial

HAMPTON BAYS TOWN CENTER Year Round Rental Luxury 1 bedroom apartments. Elevator, central air, carpeting, dishwasher, microwave. Immediate occupancy. F rom $1,350 per month. 212-593-46000 Southampton, Wainscott, Shinnecock. Furnished studios from $800 per month. Utilities included. 1 month security, 1 month rent required. 631-537-2900.

Commercial Barn Space Available Barn Space available in varies sizes: 10’ x 25’ door 6’h 39’ x 17’ door 8’h 20’ x 28’’ door 10’h 40’ x 18’ door 10’h G reat space for car hobbyist, boats, contractors, etc. Interested parties call 631-369-5841 to schedule an appointment for viewing.

Sag Harbor: 4500 plus sq. ft. of highly visible merchandizing space, great parking, year round/ long term lease. 631-725-7189 Southampton Village 71 Hill Street P restigious Village Offices $1,200-$10,000 per month 24/7 access, parking, some balconies. 631-283-6500 ext. 718

WATER MILL Prime Commercial Retail Space Citarella Plaza 1,200 square feet, & 550 sqare feet For info call 631-698-2700

Rental Wanted

Summer Rentals

SOUTHAMPTON WINTER SITUATION WANTED

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Cottages to Castles 1-800-870-0474

EAST HAMPTON, NORTHWEST

Professional woman who lives in Nassau but works in Southampton willing to check in on your empty house during the winter in exchange for staying over for short stays during inclement weather. Responsible, homeowner. Please contact Lori at 631-204-2234 days 516-353-3338- eves, weekends Wanted: A room to rent. September through March. $450 monthly all inclusive. (631)816-3341

Rooms WESTHAMPTON BEACH Office space for rent, approximately 500 sq ft.

Hampton Bays. Private rooms available in charming home near bay and ocean. Reasonable rates. (631)728-1503

Prime Mill Road location adjacee nt to Village Hall.

Rent/Option to Buy

Available September 1st. $1,100 per month. (631)803-6320

Southampton 4 Bedroom, 4.5 Bath home, separate apartment 3,000 sf, LR, DR, media, country kitchen $3,500mo $999,000 sale price (631) 903-3312

Out Of Town FLORIDA WEST PALM BEACH FLAGLER DRIVE Brand new building, never lived in 1,500 SF decorator finished 2 BR, 2 bath, 650 SF patio. Porcelain floor, washer/ dryer in unit, walk in closet. 2 pools, fitnesss, BBQ, media room, 24 hour doorman, 2 garage spaces. Pets allowed. Minimum 1 month rental $3,7550.

Summer Rentals A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193 HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. HamptonsEscape.ccom

Owner (631)288-1789, (561)301-3016

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection Florida, Naples 2/2+ First floor Cottages to Castles condo, January- March (2-month 1-800-870-0474 minimum). Upscale community. Fabulous amenities: Beach, tenEast Quoguee 5 bedrooms 4 nis, shopping, Philharmonic. baths pool tennis basketball Call 239-595-3576. Email: $4,500 cathya6@aol.com New York Cooperstown Area FAIRY TALE FOR RENT 10,000 square foot Historic Bed & Breakfast 10 bedrooms including 4 suites, 11 fireplaces, 2,000 square feet, Living room, Commerciaal kitchen. Furnished. Incredible views on over 500 acres of trails. Horse stalls available. 3 hours from Tappan Zee Bridge $5,000 per month 516-314-2566

East Quogue 2-3 bedrooms 3 baths pool walk to beach village labor day $2,500 Hampton Bays New home 5 bedrooms 3 baths pool $3,000 weekly Hampton Bays 1 bedroom 2 bedrooms beach pool starting at $1200 weekly Hampton Bays Large studio $850 all Hampton Bays Waterfront 1 bedroom $900 all Hampton Bays 2 bedroom cottage in village $1,100 plus

East Quogue 2 bedroom 2 bath yard $2,000 all Flanders 2-3 bedroom basement 2 car garage $1,400 plus Flanders Brand new 5-6 bedroom $2,900 plus Westhampton 2 bedroom fireplace garage $1,500 plus Westhampton 3 bedroom 2 bath $1,800 plus

September is the loviest time in the Hamptons! Enjoy a white bright clean c ontemporary 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, den snd skylit greatroom Heated pool, block to water All ammenities Work from home with WIFI! September 5th- 30th $2,000 weekly, time flexible 703-994-1009

Quogue Mini estate shy 2 acres 3 bedrooms 2 baths pool $2,500 plus Amagansett Sandy BeachF ront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, possible adjoining 2 BR cottage Possible year round. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Aquebogue North Fork Waterfront Home 1 & 2 Bedroom $9500.00 season, or monthly available www.liny-cottages.com (631)-722-4096 Bridgehampton South Beach House. 3 minute walk to beach/ ocean. Dock, A/C, pool & tennis. Privacy. Amazing location. www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000 Center Moriches Desperate to Rent! All Offers Considered! Brand new, 6,300 sq. ft. Waterfront 1.2 acres, CAC, 5 BR’s, 5.5 baths, 2 large decks, fplc, water dock, large pool. Mike 631-271-5122 516-808-2663

EAST HAMPTON North West Woods 3 bedroom, 2 bath Country Home on 2.5 private acres. Central air, heated, gated, child safe pool, All amenities. Available Weekly in August $3,800. Weekdays call 212-953-1388. Weeekends ALSO 917-648-8373 East Hampton, North-West, Cottage by the Bay. 2 bedroom, A/C, very private, all open, newly decorated. Available thru LD, asking $2,500. 631-324-4979

EAST QUOGUE Recently built modern home available for rent. 9/07 through 5/08 WEEKLY OR MONTHLY option available. Has 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, in ground pool, plasma TV, stereo system, fully furnished. 10 0 minutes from beach. Call for rental rates Contact Michele 631-979-5113

Hampton Bays - Waterviews Shinnecock Bay Private Beachfront Condo Community Large 2 bedrooms/ 2 full baths. Pool/ Walk /bike to ocean. Easy commute. August $6900. Winter rental $995/mo FSBO $400,000. Owner 201~602~0912 Artsylisa1223@optonline.net Hampton Bays: FUN! 4 BR, Loaded. Weekly or thru LD. See craigslist.org posted 8/10 (631)375-4122 Hamptons NYC Montauk www.SeaSkiSunVacations.com

Owner Direct Vacation Rentals 631-567-5999 Florida New England Utah Carolinas Mexico Montauk- Ditch Plains: 12’x 48’ Condo, oceanview, steps from beach, 2 BR, 1.5 bath, sleeps 6, heated pool, kitchen, playground, recreation room, Central air. Decks with barbeque. 2 parking spots. summer/ winter. Call 631-804-8048, 516-805-0391, sasf400@aol.com, tom480434@aol.com

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Summer Rentals REMSENBURG. Private 3 bedroom, 2 bath, pool, AC. Weekly $4,000 2 Weeks $7,500 September $6,000 646-242-5352

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK Sale/ Rental Brand new Traditional home, 4600 sq. ft., 4 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, plus extra large bonus room. P rofessionally decorated, with 20x40 heated gunite pool Augg. Rental $35,000. Longer season available.

Weekly Rentals

Winter Rentals

East Hampton: 1 BR apt, sleeps up to 4, great for weekends, private entrance, bath, kitchen, cable, internet. Weekends $500. Weekly $1,000. Newly renovated. (646)729-6875

East Hampton GORGEOUS Artist and interior designers 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath

EAST HAMPTON: Great looking cottage, cathedral ceilings, fireplace, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, den, huge indoor Jacuzzi, close to town. September through May $1,750/ month. 917-544-1902

MONTAUK Fab, large 1 bedroom apartment on ocean near IGA. 80 South Emerson. October 1- May 15. $750/ month plus electric heat. Len 917-846-2923

Sag Harbor. Charming 3 bedroom, 2.5 baths. Steps to Main Street, yet sense of quiet and peace. Mature landscaping. New kitchen appliances. $2,000 month. October 1st - May 1st. No pets/smoking. 631-725-5162.

MONTAUK Oceanfront mini-suite Gurney’s Inn 8/24-31.

Filled with sunshine, paintings ann d antiques

Use all facilities. Rental $1,450.

Totally secluded Only 5 minutes from town and beaches

Consider option to buy this week. 631-979-7147 evenings

Westhampton Beach Area Quogue Village

$3.29m 631-267-6182 631-276-3317 Southampton Village. LD weekend studio rental. CAC. Kitchenette. 631-283-1617, 631-379-3180. Wainscott SOH. Walk ocean, jitney. Adorable 3 bedroom, 1 bath, redone, CAC, lovely property. Thru LD $6,000/ week. Postseason possible. Owner 631-604-5300, slynne@att.net.

Weekly Rentals A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193 HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. HamptonsEscape.cc om

1 acre of landscaped gardens Large heated pool

No pets September 7th to June 7th $1500 plus utilities (631)329-2224 East Hampton Village 2 and 4 Bedroom house available. Walk to town and train. Year round or winter rental available. 631-329-7122

Scenic waterfront p roperty, secluded on private 1.4 acres with panoramic views and magnificent sunsets. 4 Bedrooms, 3 Full Baths Pool, 2 huge decks, central

East Hampton WAINSCOTT SOUTH ADORABLE COTTAGE 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Full kitchen Private gated lot $1400 monthly

Call 631-455-2005

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Retreat Beach House, Family/ Couple(s). 2 BR + loft, 3 bath, Jacuzzi, Decks, Ocean and Bay, beautiful sunsets. Last week in August- $3,500/ week. Labor Day week- $4,000/ week. September- $2,500/ week. Winter October thru April $2,000/ month + utilities. Cell 917-991-9781 Ghoops88@aol.com for photos Westhampton Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. LD Weekend $4,500. Weekly September $3,500, October $2,500. 917-623-0529. For Photos email: jryoung917@aol.com

available furnished. Reasonable. Noyac Bay: Waterfront 2 BR, consider year round. 1.5 baths, panoramic views. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Sept. 15 to May 15 08’. $1,350 Hampton Bays: Tiana Bay wa- per month. Call 516-443-0004 terfront furnished 1 bedroom apartment. Private beach, boat dock up to 30 ft included. Million dollar sunsets. September through April $850 monthly includes all. 516-635-0056. 631-588-3923

PERFECT OFFIC C E/STUDIO with private yard $800 monthly Owner 631-537-3460

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

East Hampton. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, sunny sturdy ranch. Full kitchen, dining room, gas heat, washer/dryer, fireplace, deck. 5 minutes to East Hampton or Sag Harbor. Quiet wooded street. September through May $1,200 monthly. 631-324-3287 or 212-966-4432.

No o rth Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - New Construction, never been lived in, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , 1 block to the beach. October through May $5,500/monthly. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

East Hampton/ Springs 3 bedroom 2 bath. Nicely furnished saltbox with sun room.On private and quiet .75 acre flag lot.Finished basement, washer/ dryer, new kitchen, flat screen HDTV, cable/Internet. Available LD-MD. $2,000 month. eddiemacs@mail.com for pics or 917-353-1939 to see.

Sag Harbor Village - Steps to village & docks. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bath Classic, gourmet kitchen, sunroom looks out to lush gardens & outside dining area. Impeccably tasteful décor, all you have to do is move in. Winter monthly from mid-September to May $17,000. or $2,000. monthly Winter. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552

MODULAR & CUSTOM BUILT HOMES

ADDITIONS ~ RENOVATION CUSTOM DESIGNING

FINANCING AVAILABLE YOUR PLANS OR OURS

631-283-1441

1691 Country RD 39 Suite E Southampton

PIED-A-MER: 2 bed, 1 bath garrett in private house, near village and ocean $1600/ month. References please. 516-982-6186

SAG HARBOR

A// C & much much more. LD Week $4,500

Montauk: 3 bedroom 2 bath. Available September ‘07 through June ‘08. Beautifully furnished. $1600 monthly plus utilities. 631-668-6068, Hampton Bays. Quiet neighbor- 310-463-1408Tracy’s ad hood. Walk to Shinnecock area. Brand new house. Furnished. 2.5 North Sea/ Noyac, waterfront. Light filled 3br/ 3bath beauty. baths. Many amenities. Master Newly renovated, chicly decobath with jacuzzi. Stone firerated. Two waterfront decks, place. Deck. No pets/smokers. direct water access. Japanese $2,000 month. 631-728-0591. garden, steps from beach. 9/16/07-5/16/08. $1,800/mo Hampton Bays/ Southampton plus utilities. 718-499-6523 Beautiful water view. 1 RLSamet@aol.com Bedroom and efficiency units Hampton Bays. One bedroom Condo. Waterfront with pool. Private beach. 917-881-4168.

Beautiful 3 BR, 2BA home on Sag Harbor Cove. Decks, fireplace, new appliances, off thee street parking. Available October 1 to May 1. $1500/ month. call 917-217-5444 after 5pm

SAG HARBOR 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, great room, eat-in-kitchen, sunroom with great water views, fireplace.

$15,000 Total.

www.weichertcapital.com Weichert Capital Properties & Estates® is a division of Weichert, Realtors®.

Shinnecock Canal Sunny, beautiful 2 Bedroom Co-op. Private parking. Waterfront. No pets, no smokers. $895/ month plus utilities 917-687-4969 SOUTHAMPTON LUXURY CONDO 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, fireplace, gym, maid service. $1,950/ month. No peets, no smoking. 201-650-1466 Southampton: Studio, kitchenette, tile bath, laundry, cable TV. $850.00 all included. First, last, security & references. No smoking. (631)283-7690 Southampton: 5 bedroom, 3 bath, gourmet kitchen, great/ movie room, wireless internet, big deck, Gorgeous, No pets $2600 Avail. 9/5 201-803-1278 The Real Estate Store, Inc. East Quogue www.realestatestoreinc.com RENTALS RENTALS RENTALS

E. Quogue - 3br/ 1ba, CAC, pool, granite eik, brand new! $2,400

September 15th - May 15th

Arleen Gordon 1-800-785-3000

SAG HARBOR: 4 bedroom, 2 bath house in historic area with outdoor dining pavilion in redone garden. Walk to schools. $2,000 monthly. SeptemberMay. 917-907-3694.

E. Quoguee - 3br/ 2ba, CAC, immaculate! $2,200

Lots of decks, 160’ of waterfront with dock, garage, washer/dryer, cable televission, outdoor hot and cold shower, all new appliances.

Essex Fells, NJ – Surrounded by lovely gardens on 5+ park-like acres, this superbly renovated estate home embraces 10,000+ square feet of unmatched living. Exquisite detailing. 7 fireplaces. Dream kitchen. Amenities galore, from heated pool and bathhouse to tennis court, greenhouse, guesthouse, bowling alley, and 6-car garage. Only 20 miles from Manhattan. $5,850,000.

Sag Harbor. Charming three bedroom one bath on quiet street. Bike to town. $1,000/ mo. Available Sept 17th to May 15th. Contact Doug at 914-646-6369 or dtkx@msn.com

914-7772-3393 Sag Harbor Village 3 bedrom, 1 bath, Available Sept 1-June 1st $1,500 month 703-989-0951

E. Quogue - 1br/ 1ba, eik, liv rm, soh /mint! $1,300 E. Quogue - 2br/ 1ba, new eik, liv rm, clean $1,475 E. Quogue - 4br/ 2ba M/D fully loaded and perfect! $2,750 Calverton - 5br/ 3ba newly remodeled, option to buy $2,150 Quogue - 3br/ 2ba, pool, furnished, full basement, very private $2,600 Quogue - 4br/ 3.5ba, furnished, pool and tennis, top location! $3,000 Westhampton Beach h - 4br/ 3ba furnished, pool and tennis, top location! $3,000 Call Marios M. Nikolaides at (631)653-5570 ext. 205 or email agentmarios@yahoo.com for the best reentals in the Hamptons!

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSES Winter Rentals Water Mill. New spacious 1 bedroom. Furnished, washer/ dryer. Detached private garage apartment. September 15th through May 15th. $1,200. 516-428-4121 Westhampton Beach: 1 bedroom condo. Large living room/ kitchen. Furnished. Cable and heat included. No pets or smoking. $775 plus utilities. (516)352-7694

Year-Round Rentals East Hampton village fringe. Large 2 bedroom, 1 bath. August $9,000. Year round $25,500. 917-613-8521 East Hampton. 3 bedroom, 2 bath sunny contemporary with vaulted ceilings and skylights. 1.06 acres. In-ground pool. Immediate availability. $3,400. 516-801-3735 East Hampton: North West Woods. Sunny quiet contemporary. 4 br, 4 ba and office. On acre with pool. Contact Centerferform@aol.com for more info and pictures.

Westhampton/ Quogue Beautiful, uplifting 1-bedrm apartment completely furnished and outfitted. Landlord pays all, including housecleaning. Year-round option. No smoking/ East Hampton: Clearwater beach, walk to beach, 2BR, 1 pets. 516 456-5776 bath, fplc, w/d, furnished. $1,800 516-784-0444

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474 Hampton Bays water view studio $650 plus Hampton Bays Water view 1 bedroom $800 includes heat H ampton Bays 5 bedroom 2.5 bath deck basketball $1,275 Hampton Bays Waterview large 2 bedroom 1.5 bath $1,00 includes heat Many others to choose from Amagansett. South of highway, off Atlantic. New 4 bedroom, 2 bath, walk all. Available monthly, winter. 631-659-3066 Aquebogue 2 bedroom, 2 bath, cottage with access to beach, no pets, no smoking. 1400/ mo 212-663-6877 Baiting Hollow Apartment for rent. Large one bedroom with full size closet; full bath with linen closet; natural plank hardwood flooring, 9 foot ceilings with crown molding; an open living area and kitchen with an island. NO pets & smoking. References & Security, $1,000. 631-369-5841 Center Moriches: 2 BR house on horse farm, LR, kitchen, w/d. $1,200 monthly plus utilities. (718)343-7003

East Hampton Village Stunning corner townhouse. Walking distance to everything. Newly renovated. 3 Bedrooms, den, beautiful family room, living room with cathedral ceiling and fireplace, 3 full baths. Heated swimming pool, tennis. Garden with specimen trees. Furnished or partly furnished. Seasonal available. Immediate occupancy. Call Sonia 631-726-0070 or 212-288-8635

East Patchogue. Spacious 1 bedroom, 2nd floor, private entrance, AC, 7 windows. Immaculate. Single occupancy. No smoking/ pets. References/ security. $1,000. (631)289-8767, (516)901-0801 East Quogue. Immaculate 2 bedroom house. No smoking/ pets. $1,200 Parking, garbage, water included. (631)728-2973 Hampton Bays 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom, new kitchen, hardwood floors, central air, washer dryer, large deck & pool. Private, family neighborhood, beautiful landscaping. No smoking or pets Immediate. $2050./ mo. 516-456-4428 HAMPTON BAYS Tiana Shores area. 1 bedroom apartment, brand new, spacious kitchen,, living room/ dining room combination. Large bedroom and bath, skylit kitchen, washer, dryer. See parate entrance and use of 20’x 40’ pool. $1,400 monthly. Call 631-728-2558 Hampton Bays / Shinnecock Highest elevation, water view 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 decks, furnished, private, no traffic. $2,700 monthly 631-887-4223 Hampton Bays 3 Bedroom spacious home on quiet cul-de-sac near schools. Brand new EIK, new bathroom, deck. Large backyard, washer/ dryer. 917-687-5902

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Bays Tiana Shores Newly renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, new kittchen vaulted ceiling, skylights, living / dining rooms, maple floor and cabinets, CAC. 18’ x 36’ po ool, irrigation system, wraparound deck with fenced large backyard, washer, dryer.

Year-Round Rentals

Middle Island ALL NEW! 1 bedroom, 1 bath Office, full kitchen Private entrance $1,050 includes all (631)846-1493

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com Bridgehampton - 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath set on 1 acre with pool located in Horse Country! Exquisite Décor, house shown in top magazine publication! Close to Everything. $80,000. annually. Available Oct. 1 Folio# 17248. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Available in October for an annual rental for $120,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sag Harbor - 3 bedroom, 2 bath family home Walk or bike to village, very private, pet friendly. Available Furnished. $29,000. /Annually. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 Sag Harbor/Noyac - Pristine 3 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 bath located on private culdesac, minutes to Sag Harbor/ Bridgehampton villages, Heated pool, multi-level decking, central air, new kitchen, magnificent views! Available Annually for $36,000. Folio# 4893. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Sag Harbor/North Hav v en WaHampton Bays By The Canal terfront - 3 Bedroom/3Bath, 2 Bedroom apartment. Laundry, Central air, Fireplace, Gardens dishwasher, wireless internet, ca- galore, private beach, panoramic ble and more. Call views! So close you can walk to 516-380-7211 the Village. Annually $90,000. Folio# 3977. Call Amy Unangst Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 2 at 631-334-0552. bath home. Washer/ dryer. Deck. Walk to town. No pets. $2,000 Southampton- Northside Hills per month plus utilities. Referwinner! Over 4500 sqft of specences. 732-615-7769. tacular living space. Features 5 Hampton Bays: very clean & bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool, and so much more. Year Round bright studio apartment. $875/ month, includes all. No smoking, $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 no dogs. (516)729-7010

SHOREHAM Just 30 min to Hamptons! Large 2 bedroom, 1 bath living room, kitchen Quiet tree-lined street

Riverhead

$1400/month utilities included No brokers fee

WILLOW PONDS CONDO

631.484.4562 christinaleora@gmail.com

2+ BR’s, 2.5 baths, CAC, gas heat, unfurnished, full

Monthly $2,400 0 Call 631-728-2558

Year-Round Rentals

CA A LL TODAY as this one won’t last!

basement, garage, community pool & tennis. Walk-way to Private L.I. Sound Beach $1,900 monthly Year- round Good references/ credit history Suue (516) 662-4365

Riverhead: 2BR, 1bath, EIK, LR, finished basement, back yard, 1 car garage, walk to beach. $1,450 monthly, plus utilities. No smoking 516-317-6691 Riverhead: completely renovated homes. 2 bedroom house $1350/month. 3 bedroom house, separate 2 car garage, $1800/month. 631-848-9191 Sag Harbor 2 rooms for rent in newly renovated 3 Bedroom house. Quiet neighborhood close to bay and village. $1,100 each including utilities. 516-375-5764 Sag Harbor: Near beach. Furnished 3 bedroom 1.5 bath newly renovated ranch. Washer, dryer. Asking $2,400/ month negotiable. 631-725-3921. Sag Harbor: Upper Level, 2 bedroom, 1 bath, fireplace, waterview, furnished, No smokers $1650.00 248-408-8990 Shelter Island, Secluded 3BR, 2BA, all appliances, Fireplace, near Marina & Beach. Available OCT.1st $1,850 mo. + utilities call 631-749-1280 SHINNECOCK HILLS: Quiet furnished studio on Shinnecock Bay with georgeous views. Swimming pool, backyard garden w/ BBQ, Full kitchen, Full bath, Big closet, laundry. No pets, or commercial vehicles. $1195 includes Utilities and cable. References required. Available immediately 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com

SOUTHAMPTON 3 BR, 2 BA, SUNNY, BRIGHT TRADITIONAL. HEATED POOL, FPL AND CAC. SEPT-MAY $15,000 OR YEAR ROUND $ 45,000. MANY OTHER RENTALS AVAILABLE. CALL FOR DETAILS. ENGEL & VOELKERS MANFRED AXER SALES ASSOCIATE 631-287-9260

Southampton furnished studio. 2 windows, French doors, private entrance, patio, parking. Available October 1st. $950. (631)284-7974 Southampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished, kitchen, $1,750 Month 516-921-54144 631-287-2297 Cell 516-848-8885 Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Yearly, monthly, etc. Rent from September. 347-645-3315

SOUTHAMPTON. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, fully renovated contemporary home, private setting, access to po o nd and nature preserve.

Year-Round Rentals Wainscot, East Hampton: Private apartment in Estate near ocean, private entrance. Maid, pool, cable, wireless. All utilities. South of Highway. Furnished Available March 15th $2.000 month or $20,000 MD-LD. Perfect for NYC resident,who wants Pied-a-terre in the Hamptons with everything taken care of.631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com

WATERFRONT HOME IN NORTH HAVEN One minute from town. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bath. Gourmet kitchen, year-round hot-tub in deck, marble master bath. Mint condition. Wonderfully furnished. Available Oct 1, 2007Sept 30, 2008. A steal at $70,000 for yeaa r-round or $60,000 for Summer '08. Contact: 631-816-3195

Westhampton. Newly renovated partially furnished 3 bedroom apartment $1,800 includes cable and utilities 631-288-3190.

Westhampton "Hamptons West" 5 room, 3 br 1 1/2 ba with basement, carport and patio. WHB SD#2. Assking $1350 All Suffolk Realty 631-801-2505

Open Houses

OPEN HOUSE Old Mastic Sunday, 8/26 2PM - 4PM Brand new 4 br, 2 ba cape in unique, private gated community Horse property bordering preserve Offered at $529,000

Yearly $2,400/month plus utilities No smoking, pets. Phone 631-921-9129

Call for details. Century 21 Mil-Matt 631-929-5300, Doris 631-258-1551

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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OPEN HOUSES / REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Open Houses

Commercial

Condos/Co-Ops

East Hampton 19 Old School House Lane. Open House by Appointment Sat 11-1pm NEW CONSTRUCTIONPRIVATE wrapped in Shingles-top & bottom , end of a private cul-de-sac, 2 Acres, 300 ft Drive. Enveloping 6,000sq.ft. 5 Bedrooms/ 5.5 Baths/ Loft Bonus Room. The double height Living,family, Breakfest Rm, Bluestone patio lush lawn and are saturated with sunlight. All rooms flow beautifully, light & airy with many frenched windows. Asking $3,000,000. Shown By Appointment dgcinvestments@netscape.net mailto:dgcinvestments@netscap e.net Mb. 917-604-2032

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Condo/ Co-op Specialists

Southampton Village 1 bedroom newly completed renovation, walk to train and village. MUST SEE! $435,000 908-309-4092

Siegmund & Allen Realty, Inc. 2A Midland Avenue Quogue 631-653-6400 www.siegmundrealty.com Saturday, August 25th: 11:001:00 215 Elm Street, Southampton Village (off Hampton Road) Come stop by for refreshments and a chance to view this home. Adorable Cape - Walk To Town /Transportation. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, Finished Basement, Formal Dining Room, Garage. $899,000. SIEGMUND & ALLEN REALTY, INC. Diane Anderson 631-745-1968 or Tom Finocchiaro 631-525-1178

WESTHAMPTON $499,900 SAT. 8/25 & SUN. 8/26 10:00 am - 4:00 pm

46 Seagate Avenue

3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, updated EIK, family room. Move-in condition on a private road. WHB Schools Taxes $2300 / Owner Contact Brian 516-901-8490

Sag Harbor--Established business on well traveled Main Street in the best walking village in the Hamptons! $170,000. with 3 year lease. Folio#16703. Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147

James N. Young, LLC Commercial RE Broker Hamptons, Riverhead and Northfork… Whether you're buying, sellingg or leasing... Commercial is all we do! Call us! www.jamesnyoung.com 631-276-9381

Condos/Co-Ops Amagansett. Oceanfront Studio Co-op. Indoor Heated Pool, Tennis. Maintenance $450. Open May - October. $149,000. Owner 631-495-5118. Afternoon only. Amagansett/ Montauk New 2 Bedroom co-op for sale on ocean $295,000. Full Service Resortt Ideal for summer home and /or rent May to October. Top Floor, Sunny, Quiet, Mint Low monthly maintenaa nce. Call Broker/ Owner at 212-956-2323 & view at oceanvistaresort.com AQUEBOGUE SALE OR RENT Silver Village condo, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, garage. $429,900 / $1,900 516-729-7781

Commercial 321 Montauk Hwy. E. Quogue 2 bldgs: 1 new constr., prof’l 1-3 BR residential. Sale $799,999 Rent $5,000/mo DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663 Hampton Bays Motel For Sale 32 Efficiency Units, Bay Front, Pool, 2.34 Acres. Ideal Owner/ Operator OR Conversion. $2.8 Million. Phelps & Associates (631) 588-6500

CENTERVILLE / Baiting Hollow Vicinity Willow Pond on the sound, adjacent to preserves, wineries an nd golf. 2 bed, 2.5 baths, townhouse, loft with sky light, fireplace, Garage Private beach, pool,, tennis & clubhouse $395,000 Owner. 631-875-1109

Prudential Douglas Elliman The Arthur & Robin Team 631-793-4437 ArthurandRob b inTeam.com Dune Road Oceanfront WHB - $300,000 1 bedroom, pool, tennis, bay access, needs TLC Folio 56836 Bayfront / Boatslip Hampton Bays - $3299 2 bedrooms, vaulted ceilings, pool, tennis Folio 62450 Dune Road Oceanfront WHB - $379,000 1 bedroom, pool, tennis, bay access Folio 56836 Main Street Condo WHB - $425,000 2 bedrooms, private deck Folio 58377 Lakeside Townhome WH - $639,000 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo w/ den, lake views, open year round Folio 13600 Oceanfront Condo WHB - $965,000 Open year round, 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bath, top floor w/ elevator, pool, tennis Folio 43438 EASTPORT 55+, Encore Atlantic Shores 2,286 Sq ft. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths 100% upgrades Clubhouse Indoor/outdoor pool JUST RE EDUCED! $499k 917-349-1934

SOUTHOLD 55+ community Convenient in-town location! 1 br pond-front garden apartment with terrace $178,870 Spacious 2 br ground floor apartment with terrace $266,430 2 br pond front garden apartment with terrace New kitchen with stainless appliances $266,430 631-765-3436 colonialvillagesouthold.com SPEONK 2 STORY END UNIT Totally renovated 2 bedroom loft, 1-1/2 bath, pool. Walk to railroad, dinin ng, shopping. Priced to sell. (631)801-2309 Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $975,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

Homes

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 www.lloydsrealty.com

G reenport: Bring your tools! Centrally located 2+ bedroom, 1 Montauk Oceanfront Gurney’s bath bungalow; full basement, attic. Exclusive. $295,000. Inn. Studio, sleeps 4. Week 9. Feb 29th-March 7th. Asking Riverhead: Just listed! Con$5,000. 607-467-5196 venience, Quality, Affordability! Montauk, Gurney’s Inn timeTurn-key 2 bedroom cape picturshare. Room 553, oceanfront, esquely set on a beautifully 52nd week plus leap year. wooded parcel. Exclusive. $7,000 (917)599-8110, $379,900. (631)727-5027 G reenpo o rt: Price reduced! Fun and fresh 2 bedroom country cape close to Sound Beach, shops and restaurants. ExcluSAG HARBOR sive. $399,000. Co-op apartments Newly renovated G reenport: Mint 3 bedroom kitchen and bathrooms Colonial on professionally land1 bedroom and scaped .5 acre. Close to all! Ex1 bedroom with loft clusive. $465,000. Historic building Shared backyard Peconic: Comfortable and casShort walk to village ual 3 bedroom beach cottage; sandy beach, mooring rights. Call Hal Zwick, broker Exclusive. $485,000. at 631-678-2460

Homes

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 www.lloydsrealty.com G reenport Village: Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem in quaint village setting. Exclusive. $499,000. Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Homes Aquebogue: Sun filled retreat by Peconic Bay, unique design, .5 acre, 3 BR’s, finished bsmnt, incredible oppty, impeccably maintained, beautifully situated close to all. $595,000. (631)495-7773 Aquebogue: view of Vineyard, well built 3 BR ranch, fplc, CAC, CVAC, peace and quiet, lush landscaping, ready to move in. $419,000. 516-314-2556 BAITING HOLLOW 63 The Preserve

Riverhead Attention investors 2 family walk to village endless possibilities $479,000 Hampton bays legal 5 family waterview excellent rental history annual rent roll $82,800 $889,000 East Quogue Brand new post modern 3 bedroom 2 baths still time to choose options $429,900 Hampton Bays mini estate 4 bedrooms 2 baths pool 2 car garage generator large shed with electricity nicely landscaped 2 zone heating $595,000

AFFORDABLE Gold Key Modular Homes The Future Starting $39,990.00 +Freight/ Tax 33 years In-house Bussiness Same location, Built to Last 10 Year Warranty Ranches, Capes, Colonials, Custo Sam 631-281-93330

Amagansett Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $3.500,000 631-375-0708 8 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Amagansett. Bluff Road. 1 block from ocean. 2 structures with 3 legal C/Os. A great investment at $1.5 million. 631-329-0994 Aquebogue: Beach House, 1/3 acre, 2 BR, 2 bath, EIK, CAC, sky lights, private beach rights, water view, low taxes. By Owner $489,000. (631)779-3483

Beautiful, like new 4BR, 2.5 bath on private 1+ accre. Finished basement, large deck/ hot tub, gourmet kitchen 3400 sq. ft. Built in 2002 $639,900 Ownn er 631-682-1020

Baiting Hollow BEACH FRONT!! DAZZLING LONG ISLAND SOUND WATERFRONT VIEWS & WILD SUNSETS FROM THIS DESIGNER DONE MINT 2 BR, 2 BTH CONDO HIGH ON A BLUFF. BEACH, GOLF, POOL, TENNIS & COUNTRY CLUB DINIING. $475,000 DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663

Baiting Hollow THE MANORS! Breathtaking Colonial/Victorian .66 acres 4 Bedroom, 2.5 Baths Living room, dining room Den with Fireplace Full basement, Patio 2 Car Garage New kitchen, granite countertops, oak floorrs and more In Cul-de-sac Backs to preserved land! $499,990, Owner 516.480.5156 or 631.472.3584

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes Brookhaven Hamlet Country home nestled in quaint neighborhood on cul-de-sac. Close to water. Dockingg rights. 3 BR’s, 2 baths, FDR, den, fplc, garage, basement. $499,990. Owner (631)286-1687 Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street G reenport www.brownharrisstevens.com North Fork Equestrian Complex Wine country, 30 minutes to Hamptons polo,10 pastoral acres incl. 5 fenced, 1800's homestead, 2 barns w/20+ stalls. Owner financing. Exclusive #69536 $2,500,000. Kathleen Travers 631-477-8016. Orient Wooded corner parcel with deeded sound beach rights. Health Department permits in place. Exclusive #05353 $450,000. Mary Ann Bolllman 516-458-7566. Southold - Steps to Beach Great location. Expanded ranch, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, family room. Lush landscaping, large yard/room for pool. Exclusive #52698 $599,000. Kathleen Travers 631-477-8016. East Marion Building Site Close to Long Island beaches, golf, marina, farmstands and Greenport Village, 1.5 acres overlooking preserved land. Exclusive #04224 $520,000 Call Pamela Paynter 631-477-8004. East Marion - Lovely 1 Acre Farmfield Lot Close to Long Island Sound Beaches, Golf, Marinas, Farmstands, and Greenport Village. Excluusive #05168 $445,000 Pamela Paynter 631-477-8004. Center Moriches Minutes from the Hamptons. Beautiful 2 bedroom ranch completely renovated. Walk to town. Won’t last! $289,000. Prestige Realty 2000 631-721-6364

Homes

Corcoran Group Southampton

East Hampton

East Hampton - Must see!

EAST HAMPTON

OPEN HOUSE

Historic farmhouse

Saturday August 25th

Homes East Hampton TRULY CHARMING

~Opportunity Only Knocks Once~

FORECLOSURE/

fully renovated,

2 bedrooms, 2 baths

AUCTION

walk to town,

PLUS sun room

Southampton: Asking $1,450,000. Exquisite new construction, 5 BR, 4 BTH, grand master with his & her marble spa bath & multiple walk-in closets, granite & stainless kitchen, open entertaining areas, full second floor laundry room, screened & open terraces, garage, heated pool, mooring rights, located on peaceful cul-de-sac. Stroll to bay. Minutes to village. Come see it! Open house Sat. & Sun Aug 25-26. See web for directions: IN # 49271

September 6th at 10 am

5 Bedrooms, .6 acre.

East Quogue: Asking $795,000. Heated pool & Har-tru tennis court. Yes, that's right. Your own heated pool and tennis court for under $800,000. Beautifully maintained 4 BR, 2 BTH home with open entertaining spaces, soaring ceilings, skylights, master with spa tub, custom lighting, expansive decking, heated garage with 2nd floor workshop on 1.12 acres. IN# 50893 Southampton: Asking $620,000. Restored 1920s cottage cutie. 3 BR 2 BTH on over-sized parcel. Room for pool. LR, EIK, beautifully restored oak floors and doors, re-done baths, wonderful gardens and a garage too. Five minutes to village, one minute stroll to Big Fresh Pond access for sailing, fishing and swimming. IN# 70470 Joy Ganss 631.204.2632 joy.ganss@corcoran.com & Rik Kristiansson 631.2004.2616 rik.kristiansson@corcoran. com

Center Moriches. Waterfront Estate. 1.39 manicured acres Bulkhead. 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths. $1,125,000. MLS#1879114. Adjacent 1.2 acre plot. 105 foot bulkhead. $585,000. Properties available as package or separately. Shoreline Properties 631-878-0562, cell 631-921-4207 East Quogue Westhampton Schools. Clearwater Beach East HampTurn-key, updated high ranch ton: AMAZING FIND! 1/2 acre, with private guest quarters in excellent condition, new kitchen established residential commuand bath, finished basement, 2 nity. 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, heated zone heat, large deck, deeded pool, large den, fireplace, gabeach/Marina rights. Park like rage, lush landscaping. $564,900 setting. Owner $589,000. Call Naomi/ Broker 631-329-6216 917-608-0269

East Hampton Town Hall

Pool and poolhouse

159 Pantigo Road

permits in place.

G ree at Opportunity

No bro okers.

.5 acres, Totally private Surrounded by reserves

$1,295,000.

4 bedroom, 4 bath, 3,000 square foot home. On 2.2

1 - 4 pm Builder’s Own 2,700 Square Feet

privately wooded acres in

Close to Beaches

NW wooods. 2 Dongan Way.

Post Modern 2002

In-ground pool, electric

4 bedrooms, 2.5 marble

cover, CAC, 1000 square foot beautifully finished

baths, oversized master suite, vaulted ceilings & oak floors

Contact owner. 516-635-8437

East Hampton Sassy saltbox. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, heated pool, air conditioning, private beach and marina. $739,000. 516-343-5592

throughout, large gourmet

Clearwater Beach. Boatt slip Very high end street Winter Water Views!

bassement.

kitchen with granite, stainless

Market value $1.3 million.

steel Viking appliances, 12’

Spacious, Open living area

Sam 516-826-4632

high stone fireplace, large

Skylights, fireplace,

mahogany deck overlooking waterfall & koi pond. 2,700 square foot basement with 8’6”

EAST HAMPTON

exposed beams

Treescape Condo sale. Lovely deck, Plunge Pool

ceiling, 2 car garage, EAST HAMPTON

Central AC & Vacuum,

Renovated ranch. 3 BR,

professional landscaping.

condition. Vaulted ceilings.

Motivated Seller - by owner

111 Sycamore Dr.

4 bedrooms and 2 new bath-

JUST REDUCED! $575,000

631-324-6913, 516-445-3584

rooms. Sunny and

Call Simon 631-827-6000

Owner / $1,195,000

private inner unit.

2 Baths. Fenced yard, inground pool.

Turnkey, Excellent

LOW TAXES, Borders Resserve. $575,000. 631-553-7700

East Hampton A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All. $699.000. 516-343-5592.

Best offer OVER $700,000 516-627-0339 516-627-0776

East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary. Walk to private beach and marina. Heated pool, huge deck, fireplace. Must see! Steal at $824,000. Owner (917)754-9444

POSPISIL REAL ESTATE

REALTOR ©

Piece Of Heaven Two Story Peconic Beach House Shinnecock Hills MONTAUK'S SOUNDVIEW AREA Expanded Leisurama boasting updated kitchen w/ new appliances and expanded cabinets and counters. Living area w/cathedral ceilings and brick fireplace. Master Bedroom w/half bath, and two additional guest bedrooms and bath. New heater, roof, and windows. Very nice private backyard. By appointment.

EXCLUSIVE $705,000 IN#54207 3 The Plaza * Montauk (631) 668-5200 www.pospisilre.com FAX (631) 668-4066

Steps Away From A Wonderful Sandy Family Beach of Peconic Bay near Meschutt. Totally Redone in 2005 to fit the scene with Blue Stone Patios, Slate Retaining Walls, & Gardens Beautiful. Just Lovely With 4 Br's, 3 New Baths, Hardwood Floors-Open Floor Plan with Dining Room/Great Room, Den W/Firelace, New Bright Chef's Kitchen, Laundry/Wet Bar-Extra Serving Kitchen, Playroom & Workshop. Irrig, New Heat & Cac, New Roof, Siding, Doors, Windows,Etc, Etc. Tuckahoe School. This is the Beach House of your w Exclusivee $875,000. Dreams! New TRADING PLACES REALTY The Hamlet Green 107-4 W. Montauk Hwy. Hampton Bays 631-728-8070 Fax 631-728-7927

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes

East Hampton NEW CUSTOM BUILT GATED ENTRANCE

East Hampton New Custom Home 2,500 square feet Springs. Near Beaches.

Homes

EAST MARION

Homes

EAST QUOGUE

WATER FRONT COMMUNITY BAYV I E W P I N E S FLANDERS

64 Squires Ave

New construction OPEN HOUSES

JUST REDUCED

AND LOTS

$539,000

"Country Charmer"

640 Gus Drive

SOUTH OF HIGHWAY Saturdays & Sundays Fireplace and 2 story vaulted ceiling in living room. 3 master bedrooms with marble baths. Stainless steel kitchen appliances. Dining area opens onto screened-in porch with mahogany deck. Central air and vacuum. Painted full cellar. P rofessionally landscaped with irrigation system. Springs. Close to beaches. 72 Sycamore Drive Reduced to $795,0000 Owner 631-537-1500

Pool and much more. 4 bedroom ms, 3 baths. Master bedroom suite with marble tile bath and large sitting area on second level. Am mple kitchen. Stainless steel appliances. Living room, dining area and large deck overlooking pooll. Central air. Painted full cellar. Covered porch. 2 car garage. Landscaped professionally. Irrig gation. 167’ Rd. Frontage 5/8 acre. 85 Cedar Drive Only $795,000 Owner 631-537-1500

Possible Mother/Daughter Privatee beach and dock

3 BEDROOM RANCH STEPS TO DEEDED DOCK ON CANAL & PRIVATE BEACH $429,500. CALL TOM AT COACH R.E. 631-331-3600 x: 118

2 Bedroom, Finished Basement

12- 4 pm

Homes

w.tomannunziato.com www

Beautifully Landacaped

Starting at $625,000 1/2 acre & Much Mo o re!

Enjoy Active SOUTH FLORIDA “Winter Lifestyle”

.All Suffolk Realty

Summit Estates

631-801-2505

631-477-1470, 917-559-1671

East Quogue Price Reduced! New construction, spacious grounds. 5 Bedrooms, 50’x20’ pool, 3-zone AC, high ceilings. $1.299 million. For floor plans, photos and more details, go to www.hamptonsnewhomes.com Builder 631-581-7456 EAST QUOGUE: $455,000 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, wood floors, fireplace, updated, low taxes 516-381-1031 Owner/ Agent

East Quogue: renovated 1 bed, 1 bath, shingled cottage, south of highway, room for expansion. $325,000 owner 631-288-5049 Eastport Country Cape. Great weekend or year round house. Everything new, low taxes ($5,400) Good school district Pool, decks, lighting, full finished basement, custom moldings and more! 3 bed, 2 bath, 1/3 Acre, 1 car garage. Asking $540,000 (631)926-1151

Sheldon Jaffee, Lang Realty (561) 395-8244 www.waterfrontand luxuryyestates.com Gateway to the Hamptons Realty Corp. (631) 325-3449 www.gatewaytothehamptons.com

EAST QUOGUE “BED and BREAKFAST” 5 Bedrooms, 5 Full Baths, $1,850,000 REMSENBURG 3/4 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Inground Pool, 1.5 Acres, $1,799,000

REMSENBURG 3Bedrooms, 3 Bath Ranch, 2 Fireplaces, Inground Pool, $860K WESTHAMPTON BEACH New Construction 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, $799K EASTPORT ATLANTIC SHORES CONDO 3 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath, $654K EASTPORT Pristine 4 Bedrooms 3 Baths, $520’s EAST QUOGUE New Victorian 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, $599K CENTER MOR R ICHES 4 Bedrooms 2 Bath Legal Apt. Income Potential $499K CENTER MORICHES 3 Bedroom, 1Bath Ranch, $389K SPEONK CONDO – RENTAL (Flexible) 2 Bedrooms, 1.5 Baths, Pool, $1600 LAND: HAMPTON BAYS .34 acre $299K REMSENBURG .40 acre $499K SOUTHAMPTON half+ acre $500’s Gateway to the Hamptons Realty Corp. (631) 325-3449 www.gatewaytothehamptons.com

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 6/20/2007 AQUEBOGUE Paul Elliott 96 Main Road to ROUTE 58 LLC, 96 Main Road, 4,000,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Kresberg to Lawrence DANIELSON, 18 Grouse Drive, 1,150,000 Newmark to Ahmet OKUMUS, 1264 Scuttle Hole Road, 3,300,000

CALVERTON Anderson to Walter GEZARI, Deep Hole Road, 1,200,000

CUTCHOGUE Villa Amorosa LLC to HUME & MUTH LLC, Oregon Road, 1,617,000

EAST HAMPTON Freeman to Susan AINSWORTH, 25 Marion Lane, 1,140,000 Deamario to GIGI GARDENS LLC, 27 Talmage Lane, 1,250,500 Schenck Trust to David & Sherry HILLSON, 97 Bull Path, 1,655,000 Mundus to Mary Lou MAURO, 63 Northwest Landing Road, 2,208,000 Hillson to Donna SAVATTERE, Nahill YOUNIS, 6 Sallys Path, 2,350,000 Nanstel Corp to EHV PARK PLACE LLC, 81 Main Street, 2,867,375

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Ross to Marc TAUB, 12 Peach Farm Lane, 3,000,000 Lasersohn to Frank MARTINO, Steven-Amys Lane, 3,400,000 Nalbantian to GABYANNA II LLC,161 Town Lane, 4,335,000 Roberts to PUDDING HILL CORNER LLC, 29 Pudding Hill Lane, 7,500,000 Kushner to 231 COVE HOLLOW LLC, 231 Cove Hollow Road, 9,000,000 Victory Garden Ltd to EAST HAMPTON LLC, 63 Main Street, 12,300,000

EAST QUOGUE Rutter to Clarence BRYANT, 2 Bluejay Way, 1,137,500 Glotzer to Paul & Stephanie WAHLGREN, 102 Corbett Drive, 1,225,000 HAT Realty Corp to Carolyn BODNER, 25 Dune Road, 2,200,000

GREENPORT Constantinides to Michael BEHRINGER, 1755 Shore Drive, 1,275,000

MATTITUCK Higgins to Joseph & Karlene CALI, 580 Old Salt Road, 1,900,000

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NORTH SEA Potesky to Roland NIVELAIS, 13 Norton Place, 1,600,000 Middle Line Properties LLC to Marissa ALLEN, 8 West Hills Court, 3,095,000

QUOGUE McNeal to Susan BOYLE, 94 Dune Road, 2,150,000 Saltzman to Catherine CONWAY, 3 Waters Edge Drive,, 3,200,000

REMSENBURG Weisblum to Mark SHAUGHNESSY, 19 Shore Road, 1,600,000 Schreiber to DUCK POINT LANE LLC, Duck Point Road, 1,750,000 Weinger Trust to Barbara GOODSTEIN, 35 Basket Neck Lane, 1,850,000

SAG HARBOR Waring Trust to 207 MAIN STREET LLC, 207 Main Street, 1,395,000 Appel to Richard GERSON, 69 Fourteen Hills Court, 4,250,000

SAGAPONACK Stern to Edward LEDERMAN, 29 Seascape Lane, 5,800,000

Fleisher to Mitchell GOLDSTEIN, 17 Fenwick Place, 1,100,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period AQUEBOGUE

Est. VanLeer to John MacCULLEY, 71 Peconic Bay Blvd, 500,000 Sciara to Joseph & Tara McCLUSKEY, 170 Grant Drive, 528,000

BAITING HOLLOW Windcrest Riverhead LLC to Carol & HARTUNG, 9 Green Ash St. 549,900

BRIDGEHAMPTON Suskind to Steven PRYZBY, Sagg Road, 500,000 Danowski to HOYT HOLDING LLC, 63 Chester Avenue, 930,000

CUTCHOGUE Gayer to Jesse & Jillanne JOHNSON, 225 Horseshoe Drive, 505,000 Strattard to Kevin CREERON, 400 Emory Road, 602,500 Martz Jr. to Diane & James MARLIN, 275 West Cove Road, 903,600

EAST HAMPTON Chase to NOELLE LANE LLC, Red Fox Lane, 550,000 Cohen to Patrick DANEK, 16 Orchard Lane, 555,000 Goldman to Mary Ann LORIA, 1 Captains Walk, 575,000 Formato to Lisa DAVIS, 102 Rutland Road, 600,000 Tesalon to DELOURENCO-HALATI, 439 Three Mile Harbor Rd, 633,000 Dokos to Ana & Carlos DASILVA,1181 Fireplace Road, 650,000 Webb to Edward Jr. & Kathryn Mary HOFF, 39 Crystal Drive, 995,000 Santacroce to Jodi & Luke III SARSFIELD, 55 Edwards Hole Rd, 999,000

EAST QUOGUE Wilson to Andrzej CHLUDZINSKI, 11 West End Avenue, 515,500 McGann to FLYNN, Shawn & Shelia, 26 Walker Avenue, 530,000 Frankel to Carole FRANKEL, 30 Lewis Road, 600,000 Ciuzio to Daina & Philip SHAW, 29 Tarpon Road, 710,000

EASTPORT

Gettinger to TOWN OF SOUTHAMPTON, Landlocked, 585,000 Bertorello II to Michael & Victoria NEMES, 13 East Brook Road, 587,500

HAMPTON BAYS Ariel Trust to Julio & Nora PEREZ, 13 Russell Road, 500,000 Stangel to Phillip ARMSTRONG, 13A Wakeman Road, 750000

MATTITUCK Nostrom to Eugenia KALOGERAS, 945 Mill Road, 558,000 Enderle Jr. to Donna & Frank SCAROLA, 11425 Peconic Bay Blvd, 620,000

RIVERHEAD Morgan Creek LLC to Damian CONTI, 34 Roanoke Court, 550,000 Riverhead Sound LLC to Margaret SAGARESE, 57 Foxglove Row, 597,280

SAG HARBOR Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000

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J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 580,000 Leonard to Town of East Hampton, 333 Town Line Rd, 450,000 W, Fowker to B Knab, 201 Division St 675,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 675,000 O, Brown to G, Darvin & S, Shaw, 1 Cove Rd, 772,000 C, Ruetiman to SJ & S, Bannon, 263 S Redwood Rd, 740,000

SHELTER ISLAND D. Weber to S & K Seymour,37 Stearns Point Rd, 590,000

SOUTHAMPTON Hennig Fam Trust to J. Navan,37 East St, 375,000 W. Bannon to W. Verdi, 62 Lincoln Ave, 740,000 S Trust Fuller to C. Olczak, 38 Cheviots Rd, 580,000 J & C, VanHouten to DeLalio III, 16 Roses Grove Rd, 680,000 J, Bartley to DeVito & Boland-Devito, 94 Warfield Way, 625,000

SOUTHOLD

G Trust McFadden to C & H Fokine, 2505 Wells Ave, 760,000

WADING RIVER M. Kern to D & E MacCagli, 2794 N Wading River Rd, 445,000

WESHAMPTON J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

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GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001

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Hampton Country Real Estate Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Tel. 631-537-2000 Bridgehampton Sag Harbor. Village Historic Tel. 631-537-2000 Bridgehampton New ConstrucDistrict: Price Reduction. Colowww.HamptonCountry y.com tion - Fabulous 5 bedroom, 4.5 nial with four bedrooms, one and bath, 5,500 square foot shingled one-half bathrooms,parlor, dinBridgehampton - Centrally loTraditional situated on 1 acre ing room and kitchen. Full base- cated, immaculate Post Modern with farm views. In a quiet locament. Garage.Offered exclufeaturing 4 Bedrooms (1st floor tion with many custom details, sively by George Heine Realty Master with FPL), 3 baths, large top of the line appliances, heated 725-9001 Asking $779,000.00 eat-in kitchen with cathedral ceilings, formal dining, open liv- gunite pool and a 2 car garage Noyac Beach Community: four ing room with vaulted ceiling & with many extras. Co-Exclusive bedroom colonial with modern $3,495,000. Folio# 15111 Call FPL, cac, htd pool, outdoor kitchen, two bathrooms, living Lally Mockler at x207 or decking & det. garage. Lush room, formal dinning room. landscaping, backs up to private 516-971-6002. Rear deck, front porch, central reserve & on private cul de sac. air, on shy three quarter acre. Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# Room for pool. Offered exclu15711 Call Gayle Tudisco at sively by George Heine Realty 917-991-8731. 725-9001 Asking $979,000.00 Noyac new to market. 2 bedrooms, bathroom, living room with fireplace, eat in kitchen, porch, full basement, separate garage. beach community, asking $569,000 Bay Point Magnificently landscaped oversized plot in Beach community with Winter and some Summer water views. 3 bedrooms, bathroom, living room, large kitchen & sunroom,. Full basement with attached garage. Plenty of room for a pool and other amenities. Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty Asking $950,000 631-725-9001 G reenport. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. 2,660 square feet. Fenced in-ground pool. Builderâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s acre. Greenbelt. Low taxes. Beach rights. Cedar deck with awnings. Irrigation. Central Air. Security system. Landscaped. Flagpole and more. $739,000. Joann 631-477-2730. HAMPTON BAYS 1 bedroom co-op with pool and tennis Open year round $180,000 EAST MORICHES New 4 bedroom Cape on quiet cul de sac Alll the extras for only $454,000 Call South Fork Realty 631-728-6565 Hampton Bays. 50 Neptune Ave. Sat. & Sun. 11 am - 1 pm. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, deck, finished basement. Move in. Great location. $445,000. Owner/ Agent 917-364-8665. Hampton Bays Bayfront! 1/2 acre handyman special with garage. Spectacular views, bulkheaded. $799,000 (516)644-3761 No brokers or realtors. Hampton Bays Charming 3 Bedrooms, 1 Bath. Beautiful Pool, gazebo, central air, irrigation, heated garage. Quiet neighborhood! $485,000. 516-381-7143

Bridgehampton -Charming Traditional-Warm and friendly, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath Traditional on 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area this charmer is perfect for a small family or couple who love to entertain. Beautifully detailed with room for pool and garage. Exclusive $940,000. Folio# 15604. Call Rob Camerino at 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. East Hampton 3,200 sq. ft. Cedar Shingled Post Modern set on private road & close to village. First floor Master Suite with FPL, his/her walkin closets, private bath with dbl. sinks & Jacuzzi tub. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen,Laundry room, library, formal dining room & LR with FPL. HDMI wired. Second floor features Junior Master suite & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car garage & 800sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. Exclusive $1,400,000. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 631-537-2000 x322. Sag Harbor - Easy living -New to the market. Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey one level home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, large deck, beautiful stone FPL, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Only minutes from village and beaches. REDUCED! Co-Exclusive. $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call Rob Camerino at 631-537-2000 or Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Southampton Meadows - Stunning New Construction in the heart of Southampton. Phase 1 and 2 are almost Sold out! Do not miss the opportunity to own one of our well constructed homes. Up to 4,800 sqft. Stately elegance, from the top of the line Gourmet Eat-in-Kitchens to the spacious custom detailed living spaces, no other properties compare. South of the Highway location. Community Tennis and Recreation Center are just steps away. Exclusive. Prices Start at $1,500,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

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Sag Harbor - Beach House in Azurest. Nice, bright 3 bdrm, 2.5 baths.Walk to private beach. Bike to town. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 18285 Call Lisa Young at 631-680-1222.

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry y.com

Southampton - 4 bedrooms, 1 bath Ranch, separate garage apartment. New boiler & heating system, New baseboard, new windows, new siding, new flooring; sprinkler sys. Owner will consider financing. $595,000. Folio# 18271. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, heated pool, det. 2-car garage. Exclusive $1,450,000. Folio# 17425. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

Southampton Shores- 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room with fireplace, central air, finished basement, gunite pool, community tennis, private beach & marina rights. First offering. $1,385,000. Folio# 13199. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

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Hampton Estates 631-723-2300

HAMPTON PROPERTIES 631-288-6100

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East Quogue: Waterfront. Stunning 1.1 acre waterfront property in private community. Charming 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom home with spacious skylit living room, glass enclosed dining room overlooking the water, office, den, washer/ drying, finished basement, heated pool, private dock, very private landscaped property. $1,999,000. Call Ralph Schiano at 516.398.7633. Owner is Licensed RE Salesperson. HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach www.hamptonproperties.com 631-288-6100 New Waterfront Traditionn al Located on 1.3 acres, this 5300 sq. ft. home includes 4 BRs, 5.5 baths, 2 fps, media room, dining room, custom kitchen, 2 car garage, heated Gunite pool, boat dock. $3,175,000 Quiogue Exclusive: Country charmer nestled on half acre, cath ceil liv rm, dining area, 3 BRs, 2 full baths, CAC, sliders to deck & Koi pond. Room for pool. $535,000 Waterfront- New shingled Post Modern, open floor plan, liv room with fp, master w/ fp & bath, plus 3 add'l BRs & 2 baths. CAC, decking, boat dock $2,000,000 Co-Exclusive Westhampton BeachMain House 3 bedrooms, plus legal guest apartment. Great income potential. $629,000. Main house also avail year round $2150/ month.

Shingled Ranch south of Main Street on 1+ acre. Located on a quiet country lane, this home is ready for a complete make-over. Won't last. Exclusive $890,000. Remsenburg Exclusivve: Totally renovated, shingled traditional, cath ceil liv area w/fp, 4 BRs, 3.5 baths, kitchen w/granite counters, computer area, finished basement, 2 car garage, heated pool. $965,000 East Quogue: First Offering. Pool and Tennis. Two story 2,500 sq ft Contemporary in Wildlife featuring 5 BR, 4 baths, a cathedral ceiling living room with brick f/p, open kit and din area overlooking the pool and deck. CAC, security system, full basement. Waiting for your personalization. Exclusive. $1,245,000 Hamptons Condos & Cottages The Real Estate Shoppe

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Open Bayfront Private East Quogue community. 1400 + sq ft home, 4 br /2 ba, easily converted to mother/ daughter. Formal dining room & waterside deck. Newly bulkheaded, community Bay Beach & docking privileges. $1,200,000. Co-exclusive.

New Construction Stunning custom built home, 5500 sf, 5 br/ 6.5 ba, coffered ceilings, marble-tumbled tiles, custom moldings, library & living room with fireplaces, formal dining, chef's kitchen, covered bluestone patio & 20x40 heated gunite pool on 1.26 acres. $2,950,000. Co-exclusive.

East of The Canal Shinnecock Hills, one block to Bay. Renovated 3 br /3 ba, wood floors, fieldstone fireplace, full finished 4 room/1 bath walk-out basement with 1-car garage. Landscaped half acre + haven of privacy w/ in-ground pool & patio surround. Reduced! $695,000. Exclusive.

East Quogue Condos Two Eagle's Walk condominiums; both offer community pool and gym, 2 br/ 2 ba, open living/ dining/ kitchen area w/ breakfast bar, private laundry, balcony on upper condo, fireplace in lower. Adult Community. Upper $585,000, lower $575,000. Exclusive.

Totally Renovated Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. New roof, siding, electric, 61 Montauk Highway plumbing & CAC! 2 br/ 1 ba Quogue, NY 631-874-5400 Cottage, open floor plan, sun631-653-4197 room, & sleeping loft. Room for Jeancarbonerealestate.com expansion & permits in place for Quogue - Oceanfront or known pool. One block to community Bay Beach & docking privileges. as “Sealawn” - Two plus bedrooms two plus baths, spectacuCall Owner/Broker $679,000. Exclusive. lar ocean and bay views, Fran Nill $8,500.000.00 Exclusive. 631-287-1177 Priivate Hide-a-way Off the Beaten Path in SouthQuogue - Newly Listed - Private Unobstructed Waterfront Prime E. Quogue location! ampton. 4 br/ 3.5 ba Post Mod- contemporary with large open floor plan, five bedrooms, five Bayfront Cottage, open views of ern, great room, chef's kitchen, and one half baths, granite Shinnecock Bay. 2 br/ 1 ba with large outdoor patio, free form kitchen, fireplace, two car garoom to expand. Bulkheaded .25 heated pool, mature landscaping. rage, heated pool, har tru tennis acre, community Beach & dockRoom for tennis. $1,875,000. court all on 1.3 acres, ing privileges. Reduced! Exclusive. $1,575,000.00, Exclusive. $1,100,000. Exclusive. Barbara

Homes Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - New Listing - totally renovated traditional on a private cul-de-sac. Four bedrooms three baths, large master suite with balcony, two car garage, heated pool, Har Tru tennis court, $1,495,000 Exclusive. Quogue -If you're looking for a wonderful retreat, this is it! This post modern home features 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty of space for a large family. There is a swimming pool, 2-car garage and located in a year round neighborhood on a beautiful acre of property. Asking $1,595,000.

Homes MONTAUK MANOR 3 BR, 2 Bath, Large Kitchen/ Dining Area, Terrace. Walk to LIRR, 5 minutes to Town and Beach. Indoor/Outdoor Pools, Tennis Courts, Spa, Fitness Center, Restaurantt . Sale Price $595,000. Please call for appointment on August 31st & Sept 1st. B. Fiorino 347-672--2010 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and plenty of room for expansion all Southampton - Impeccably on 1.1 acres. $475,000.00 Exclu- Fresh Offering! Lushly landscaped privacy, immaculate consive. dition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 Westhampton Beach - New baths, central air, 2-car garage, Construction in the village. 4 awning patio, pool, gardens. Exbedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite clusive $1,979,000 countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclu- Bridgehampton Tucked-Away Opportunity! sive Asking $1,350,000 Private 2.3 acre setting near “Bridge” and “Atlantic” golf Westhampton Waterfront- 6 courses. Comfortable 3 bedbedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half room, 2 bath Main House, pool baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, plus oversized garage with exceptional studio above. Exclu2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of sive $1,350,000 property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive. M O N TAU K The Glen / Hither Woods Private Beach Rights, Long Driveway, Gate, Circle with Fountain, 5 BR, 3 Baths, SS Appl, Tennis Court, Sauna, Room for Pool and Guest House. Adjacent to Nature Preserve, Large Paa rk like Estate $1,195,000 Elli Wolf (917) 301-9472 (631) 238-5016 MacLeod Retirement Communities. 3 great locations near beaches, fishing, golf, shopping. New, ressale manufactured homes. F ree brochure. 800-268-2252 Manorville: 19+ Acre Horse Property! 5 stall center island barn and 24x24 barn, 5 ton hayloft, 4 pastures, run in shed. Sprawling 4 bedroom, 2 bath split ranch, Master suite, hardwood floors, central air and sliders to lovely deck. $1,600,000. Call Patti Texeira, Coldwell Banker M&D Good Life 631-445-2119.

Southampton - Just Listed Waterfront Opportunity! Charming stucco cottage, bulkheaded site near Shinnecock Bay and Village, 1 bedroom, 1 bath convenient get-away with plenty of expansion potential. Exclusive $775,000 North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Waterfront. Built 2003. 1.3 acres. 4 bedroom, 3 batth, Living Room, Dining Room, EIK, Den, Media Room. Wet bar. Gas fireplace. Heated IGP with waterfalll. P rofessionally landscaped. Spectacular views of LI Sound. Low taxes. $1,650,000 Owner 631-930--6209 PATCHOGUE: BEACH NEW CONSTRUCTION. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, open layout. 60’ sandy beach. Blue Point/ Patchogue boarder. Prudential (631)585-8500

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Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com Hampton Bays 3 bedroom Ranch south of highway $449,0000 IN#46452 Westhampton Beach 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath bright country Cape $749,000 IN#51133 Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $849,000. IN#52316 Westhampton 4 bedroom pool, hot tub $895,000 IN#52880 Remsenburg 4 bedroom Traditional central air, pool $1,050,000 IN#41478 Westhampton Beach 83 feet Oceanfront 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath $1,895,000. IN#52315. Remsee nburg Waterview 3 bedrooms, 3 bath gunite pool/ house $2,999,000 IN#49509 Quogue: A Hamptons Village. An incredible buy at $699,990. Immaculate 10 room high ranch, 4 bedroom, 2 bath, .71 acre, manicured grounds. Taxes $2,666, excellent school district. Too much to list! Call: H&G Realty, Iris 631-848-8480, eves 631-744-5271 Sagaponack Builder/ Investor Wanted! 2 BR, 3/4 acre, borders golf coursee. Needs TLC. Don’t let this slip by.

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SOUTHAMPTON SHORES * Walk to Private Beach * 5 large BR’s, 3 bath, 2800 sq. ft, 20x40 heated gunite pool, all on just under an acre Simon Harrison’s Hamptons Office Exclusives www.SimonTheBroker.com Sag Harbor. Waterfront. 3 bedroooms, 2/3 acre $895,000. Call Simon Rawson Beach One level Contemporary, Gunite POOL $1.888M IN #5 51924.

• Community Tennis • Marina • Playground

SOUTHAMPTON, SHINNECOCK HILLS. Waterfront home, spectacular view of Shinnecock bay and inlet.

Appraised at $1.5 million w ner Relocating Ow Maker Offer!

Peermits and plans in place for renovation. Ready for your touch.

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Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Sale or rent. 347-645-3315

Noyac. Waterfront. 5 bedroom, 3 bath Heated Pool, Deepwater Dock $2.495. IN #50564. Bridgee hampton. Waterfront. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, dock, Mint $925,000. Clearwater Beach 4 bedroom Cape. CAC C, Pool, Beach and Marina, Value at $650,000. Sag Harbor. Waterfront. Pool. 4 BR Contemporary, Dock, Garage and Studio, FAST $2.45M Waterfront Victorian Classic lines, 6 bedrooms, bulkheaded, Caall Simon for Price. Southampton Shores. Walk to beautiful bay beach, association tennis courts, marina from this 2-story home with double height living room, sunroom, 3 bedrooms plus specious loft, 2 new baths, eat in kitchen, hardwood floors. Heated pool, mature landscaping, tall evergreens, rhododendrons. Great value. $795,000. 631-525-9219.

Westhampton Historic 1797 Colonial Charming 5 bedroom home plus income producing 2 bedroom Cottagee. Private Lot, Pool, Central Air Low taxes, top schools and location, much more MLS #1961769

WATERFRONT Open Shinnecock Bay 4 Bed 2 Bath $ 969,000 STAR HAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450 631-728-0263

$1,20 00,000 Call Tom Hood 631-276-9329

Cutchogue -17 acres 1 building lot Beautiful property among vineyards Existing renovated barn $1.6 M 631-734-2424 East Hampton Clearwater Beach. For sale by owner 1/2 acre lot, Tyrone Drive $475k 917-971-7772

North Carolina West

Open House Sunday 2-4pm Charles Rutenberg Realty. Where your search ends.

163 acres with 4,700 ft. frontage on F rench Broad River. Secluded yet central to historic

Land Southampton Village Charmer

Hot Springs, NC & the Appalachian Trail.

2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, Finished basement with Jacuzzi and Wine Room. Large floored unfinished attic Fenced yard, garage Walk to train, beach, village. Move-in condition P R I C E R E D U C E D! $899,000 Leave message for owner 631-283-1563 WESTHAMPTON BEACH OCEANFRONT 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $1,995,000 Best buy on the Ocean! Owner 914-646-1587

Watermill Investor opportunity! 3 bedroom 2 bath home with pool on over 1.5 acres. In area of $3 M homes. As is, or approvals for large expansion. $1.295. 561-266-5744

Westhampton Historic 1797 Colonial .80 Acre lot, 5 Bed plus 2 bed cottage, soh, private, low taxes, pool, superrbly done. $ 1,200,000 Call Sylvia 516-790-4678

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ALSO COMMERCIAL/ BRIDGE LOAN, JOINT VENTURE CONSIDERED

equestrian estate. Significant potential for conservation easement federal tax credit. $1,950,000

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WATERFRONT LUXURY...LAUNCHED GREENWICH

LANDING

An exclusive waterfront townhouse community and marina on the Byram River in Greenwich Connecticut

$779,000 neg. (631)433-0344 Shinnecock. 2 bedroom, 1 bath totally renovated inside/ out. Cul-de-sac street, room for pool. $440,000 (516)314-2508 SOUTHAMPTON 3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foott master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for poool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve $725,000. 516-770-8754

Southampton SPECTACULAR! 2000 sq ft 3 bedrooms 3 porcelain tiled baths Jacuzzi Gourmet kitchen with open floor plann, granite countertops Central air, central vac Dining room with towering custom windows. Woodburning fireplace and much more 1.4 acres ...Borders on preserve! $899,000 631-259-3966

Luxury coastal living, deep water marina, elegantly designed interiors, quality construction, large open floor plans, cathedral ceilings, spacious bedrooms, custom kitchens, hand crafter cabinetry, expansive water views, beautifully landscaped private patios, shingle style architecture, the ultimate in luxury waterfront living. For more information visit

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Land EAST HAMPTON New Listing, Desirable 1.5 Acre Wooded Lot in Cedar Trails. Minutes from Town, Beautiful Treed Setting, Room for Pool, Priced to Sell at $1.200, 000. No Brokers Please 631-324-9094 East Hampton Springs. 1/3 acre, near 3 Mile Harbor. $350,000. Principals only. Owner (718)494-1425

East Hampton. Springs.

Land East Quogue Multi Million $$ Community 1.5 Acres on quiet cul-de-sac Room for 5,500 sq. ft. House, Poool & Tennis. $945,000 (516)721-6419

G R E E N PO RT 33 Acres of Farmland $1,023,000. Adjacent 1.8 Acre Buildable lot, $595,000. Own a piece of rich farming tradition, perfect for horses in Long Island Wine Country. Recorr ded information on 24 hr. hotline 1-800-734-3965 ext: 2003

Near Beaches.

O r call Harriette at P roperty Angels 631-7786-3777

Buildable Land. 1/2, 3/4 and 1 acres.. $395,000 and up.

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Financing: 20% cash. 4% interest. 7 years. WESLEY D. MILLER 631-537-1500, 631--553-2331

Hampton Bays South of the Highway 5.3 acres, deeded water rights, zoned R-20. Asking 2.2 million (631)987-7337

Hampton Bays. 1/3 acre of vacant land. $195,000. Also 3/4 acre flag lot $225,000. Both adjoining lots $395,000. Both ready with permits. (516)456-8178

Land

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com

Litchfield County, West Cornwall CT. 16.187Acres survey map, seasonal home, $950,000. Call David Howe, Attorney. Law Offices of Ezra and Howe 845-624-7474

South hampton South in ShinneHampton Country Real Estate cock- Waterfront on Far Pond, land with permits, beautiful pond 19 Corwith Ave. & ocean views! Exclusive Bridgehampton $1,250,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe 631-537-2000 Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204 www.hamptoncountry.com Bridg g ehampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place & Priced to sell! $3,195,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at Ext. 204 Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in prime location, subdividable. Co-Exclusive. $3,200,000. Call Joe Gaites at Ext. 204. Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! .25 acre building lot with permits in-hand. Build you dream home immediately. Exclusive $499,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Southampton Meadows - Half acre lots available in the Villlage! Build to suit! Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 for more information.

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue, NY 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - South of Quogue Street, _ of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00

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Manorville: 2 Acres A-2 Residential, Virgin, Buildable, Near Hamptons. $450,000. 631-878-4929 NORTHHAVEN Northaven Point 1.84 wooded acres Private community with Tennis, Pool, Trails and Beaach rights. Waterviews of Genet Creek. Utilities at roadside, Board of Health Approval for 7000 sqq ft. home. $ 1.4 Mil Sand Castles Real Estate 631-689-1500 RIDGE 2 Oversize lots 1.3 acre $199k. 2 acre $250k. Both nicely wooded. Town water (means great fire insurance savings!). 2-hour commute compared to mid-Hamptons. Island East Realty 631-369-3900

Land SHELTER ISLAND 1.5 Acres. Business 7 all-year-round cottages. By owner. $1.4 Million 631-749-2121 SOUTHAMPTON- Desirable North Sea/Watermill area. Asking $765,000. Motivated seller. Buy a 2 acre lot for the price of 1.4 buildable acres! Non-buildable 0.6 acres adjacent land completes the picture. Private, level, wooded, on cul-de-sac. Health Dept. and Planning Board Approvals for house up to 7,000 square feet and pool. Tennis Possible. Private, level, and wooded. Wilderness trails nearby. Contact Mary Broidy. 917-287-5207. Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Exclusive. Syma Joffe Gerard R.E. 631-325-8201 www.symaco.com The Northfork Land You Dream About... 6.5 Acres on a charming Lake 1-Acre Zoning $850,000 Vineyards 42 Acres, 22 Planted $1,275,000 40 Acre Winery $2,800,000 19 Acres Fully planted, $1,250,000 64 Acres $3,950,000

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This lovely home is in one of Montauk's most desired neighborhoods. Offering 5 bedroom, 2 baths, large living room with Stone Fireplace,central air,outdoor shower and full basement. Ocean view from upper deck. Next to Town Reserve. $1,599,000 IN#53596

HANDYMAN SPECIAL

Greenwich, CT

Ranch home includes 3 bedrooms, 1 bath, den, garage, full basement. Large deck, over one acre of elevated property. Home has lots of potential. Low taxes, centrally located. Needs some tender loving care. Call the Tuma Agency to view. Exclusive Asking $799,000 IN# 46839

The Tuma Agency Main Street • P.O. Box 5025 Montauk, NY 11954 1-631-668-2325

THE TUMA AGENCY

Ranch: 4 bedrooms, 2 full baths, office, 2 car garage, all appliances plus freezer & wine cooler, gunite heated pool, fully fenced private yard, 2 zone OHA heat, 2 zone CAC, 2 central vacuum systems, 5 zone irrigation system, skylights, 100amp stand-by generator, intercom throughout and many additional amenities.

Close to town and only 45 minutes to Grand Central, this exquisite stone and clapboard colonial located in the heart of Greenwich, is ideal for family life and entertaining. This home offers five bedrooms, six and one half baths, expansive gourmet kitchen, living room, formal dining room with coffered ceiling, plus cherry wood floors throughout. Features include an in-ground pool with tiered bluestone terraces and oversized four-car garage.

$4,750,000

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Land

Metro Area

Syma Joffe Gerard R.E. 631-325-8201 www.symaco.com 22 Acres $799,000 140 Acres Magnificent! 1350' LI Sound Frontage 16.4 Acres with 2 building sites $1,200,000 5.5 Acre Soundfront, subdivideable, $1.700,000 Estate Creekfront with permits $495,000 8 Acre Subdivideable w farmhouse $1,600,000

RIDGE 2 Oversize lots 1.3 acre $199k. 2 acre $250k. Both nicely wooded. Town water (means great fii re insurance savings!). 2-hour less commute compared to midHamptons. Island East Realty 631-369-390 00

WATER MILL LAND 2.9 acre lot, health permits, Build 6,200 square foot house plus pool, tennis. Below market $1,195,000. Owner 917-434-3939

Scarsdale: One of The Most Extraordinary Properties in Scarsdale! “Heathcote Pond”. Truly Breath Taking. 1+ acres Waterfront Estate Offers A Rare Opportunity For Complete Seclusion & Elegant Country Living. Less than An Hour From Manhattan. Phenomenal Backdrop for entertaining and everyday living on a grand scale! 22' Basketweave fireplace, exotic stone and wood floors, brick wine cellar, just too many amenities to list in this 5 Bedroom, 6 Bath Architecturally striking home. $3,495,000. 914-806-2225. Owner/ broker

North Fork

Out Of Town

CAPE COD 3 bedroom, 200 yr. old converted, rustic barn on 9/10 pastoral acre

John Mills Keller Williams Treasure Coast 772-263-3151 www.riverfrontheaven.com

Pond and waterfall 516-599-0326 $385,000

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Mattituck 23.8 acre farm, development rights intact with home and barn. $2,750,000 owner financing Erica 631-603-4082, Andrew Stype Realty.

North Fork. Mattituck. Rare! Beautiful waterfront. 1 acre, prime location. Bayview, dock to creek, permits in place, near all. $795,000. 631-835-6100, 0049-1632090250, ortan@web.de.

Specialist in Luxury Estate Properties in Country Club, Gated and Waterfront Communities. If you're looking for a great buy, call me TODAY! View my Website: ShowcaseHomesBy Roberta.com E-mail: Nutbaum@aol.com

South Florida Stuart/ Palm City 1+ acre estate with 200' river/ beach front, multiple & protected dockage, very secluded area, close to amenities. $2,350,000. South Florida Stuart Luxury riverfront condo 1600+ s.f., Yacht Dockage, $100K in upgrades, million $ sunsets nightly, close fine dining & entertainment $525,000. John Mills 772-263-3151 www.riverfrontheaven.com

Out Of Town

FLY FREE TO PALM BEACH Purchase a home in South Florida from me or my team and have more than the cost of your trip refunded at closing with our 10% Commission Rebate Program. JULES SACKS Palm Beach Landmark Properties 1 800-456-0713 www.floridaflyfree.com Florida, Delray Beach 3 BR, 2 Bath, Pool & 80' Dock, Intracoastal & Canal Views. Steps to Beach. $1,250,000 Ira Merritt Re/Max (888) 472-0789

Florida Marrco Island. Next to Naples Large lot in gated beachfront club. Golf, tennis, full gym, croquet, and 3 restaurants. $394,000 631-283-8557

Florida, Palm Coast. (The Hammock), by St. Augustine. Custom built Mediterranean, 2 story, tile roof. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. .5-acre, by Beach $795,000. 631-324-4979.

Out Of Town Delray Beach

Boca Raton

NEW 4000’ 5 bedrooms, 4, baths 3-car garage One Acre Estate Close to Beach Quality Finishes

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FARM HOUSE IN A QUIET COMMUNITY WITH A LARGE FRONT PORCH HARWOOD FLOORS THROUGHOUT ENTIRE HOME KITCHEN WITH CERAMIC TILES AND GRANITE COUNTERTOPS STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES MASTER BED WITH MASTER BATH DOUBLE SINK, JACUZZI AND HUGE SHOWER. ACCESS TO PRIVATE BEACH.

ASKING $625,000.00

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Out Of Town FLORIDA, PORT RICHEY Beautiful 55+ condo.. Furnished 2 bed 2 bath. 1,320 square feet living. MUST SELL L! ONLY $98,500! Wendy Stone, Weichert, Hometown 727-919-5214. Montana, Polson. Flathead Lake area. Cottage home on tree lined street. $155,000. Virtual tour at www.lambros.com. MLS# 271489. Contact Cathy Chavasse, Realtor at 406-883-1372 or cathy@lambros.com New Jersey Hunterdon County East Amwell Township 1.5 acre lot in area with 10 acre zoning past perk test. Reserved agricultrial land on 3 sides,. $360k 917-971-7772 For Sale by Owner

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convenient to schools, town and suite, Travertine and tumbled marble beaches. A great buy in a special lo- shower, Jacuzzi bath with double sink cation. $419,000 Exclusive# 71206 vanity. 3 additional bedrooms and 1.5 baths. Kitchen is cherry hard wood "MRS. CLEAN LIVES HERE" and granite with tumbled marble Charming 3 bedroom, 2 bath Dutch backsplash. Wet bar,stone fireplace. Colonial with lots of potential for Crown moldings though-out entire house and land. Perfect property for home. 20'X40' pool, surrounded by a horses, spacious country kitchen, stone wall for privacy. Exclusive. oversized living room with brick fire- F#70629 place, French doors open to private brick patio and gunite pool. Quaint PERFECTLY PRICED CEDAR Gazebo with electric. Must see.! RANCHMint move-in condition 3 Owner very motivated and will listen bedroom 2 bath Ranch on a lovely to ALL offers. $485,000 Exclusive# half acre, beautiful landscaped for 71833 privacy while swimming in your 16' X 36' pool or lounging around on the SOPHISTICATED QUOGUE RE- large back deck. EXCLUSIVE Folio TREAT! Here is the perfect country #70429 house at the beach...on a quiet country lane..in the Village of Quogue...with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Coldwell Banker open living, dining room, new gourP restigious Properties met kitchen and a glorious 20x40 foot Westhampton Beach Office heated gunite pool. Plenty of decking 148 Main Street, WHB NY 11978 and hidden behind the hedges this is the place to relax and entertain your Brand d New To Market This Is A guests. You will love the simplicity Wonderful Opportunity To Own A of this life! $1,150,000 Exclusive# House Near The Ocean/Bay, Close 71850 To Town And Less Than A Mile WATERFRONT BEACH HOUSE, FLANDERS Romantic sunsets from this turn key home featuring 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, sunroom, gourmet kitchen, dining room, living room, wood burning stove/fireplace, hardwood floors, CAC, stone patio, detached garage, lovely back yard & more.... A must see! $1,250,000 Exclusive# 71321

From Beaches. This Lovely Colonial Has 4 Bedrooms With New Carpets, 2 Baths One With Jacuzzi Tub, Formal Dining Room, A New Custom Eat In Kitchen With Granite Countertops, Office With New Wood Burning Stove, New Windows and Wood Flooring Through Out, CAC, On a Cul-de-sac. Exclusive. Easy Show. $ 599,000. MLS# 1962142

NY Windham Ski CountryCrystal Pond Condos. New Four Seasons retreat. Quality built. Luxury features. 2-4 Bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 Baths. From $299K. 1 mile to ski/ year round activity. Call Suzanne Welling or Tom PRIME COMMERCIAL LOT L OCATION IS EVERYTHING!! Sing at Prudential Douglas ElPrime commercial lot located right Quogue Village. South of Quogue liman Real Estate. 631-584-7000 off Flanders Road in the up and comPA Poconos 1/2 acre wooded lot in gated community Clubhouse, tennis, pool, horseback riding/stable, skiing $20,000 516-528-1987

SOUTHEAST/ NORTH SALEM SCHOOLS Close to Connecticut border 1 hour by car to NYC 1 hour 15 minutes by traain to Grand Central. Private park like property with stately trees and rolling lawns. Lots of room for tennis court and pool. Horses allowed. Custom sprawling ranch, 3 BR, 2 bath. Lots of glass overloooking Pond and woods with large stone patio for entertaining. $865,000 Heelan Realty 845-278-2111

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street traditional sits on 1 acre offering 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen w/granite countertops, formal dining room, family room, office and sunroom. Beautiful cedar deck, pool and mature landscaping. $2,890,000 Exclusive# 67831 Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties 99 Jobs lane, Southampton www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com 6331.283.5400 GREAT TRADITIONAL A two story, three bed, 1.5 bath Traditional in a lovely Water Mill neighborhood. Includes a 3.5 car garage, a full basement, eat-in-kitchen all on 0.75 acres. Exclusive OPEN HOUSE- SATURDAY 8/25/07 11am – 2pm @ 460 Blank Lane in n WaterMill

GREAT DEAL Three bedroom and 2.5 bath Contemporary with water views. There is a kitchen and great room entertainment area. After kayaking in the waters of Cold Spring Pond you can relax next to a beautifully landscaped heated pool. This is a great investment or personal getaway. Exclusive Folio #3427 EXCEPTIONAL EXCEPTIONAL EXCEPTIONAL Located on 2.6 private acres with beautiful landscaping invites you to entertain friends and family or just relax and enjoy. This six bedroom, 5.5 bathroom house features a 17 seat movie theater, pool room, den/playroom, walk out finished basement patio and pool are all inclusive. Great investment! Folio #9068 EXCLUSIVE

WHY RENT? OWN IT! PRIVATE BEACH & BOATIN N G East Quogue Ranch 1800 sq.ft. 3 Bedrooms, 2 New Bathrooms, fireplace, Family room w/great light overlooking 20x40 opened pool. Open floor plan Kitchen, Dining, Living rooms, hardwood floors, attached 2 garage. Vacant, immaculate and ready for occuSPACIOUS RANCH, HAMPTON pancy. Great Investment for rental inBAYS This home features 2 bed- come. Folio# 63391 EXCLUSIVE rooms, 2 baths, living room with fireplace, dining area, basement and ga- Exquisite Shinnecock Hills Home rage. Located on a cul de sac and Close to village and beaches. Master Coldwell Banker P restigious Properties East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 544 Montauk Highway, East Quo ogue NY 11942 www.eqboker@coldwellbankerhamptons.com

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Major Price Break On Village Home. Adorable cottage-style home on half an acre in East Hampton Village. Exposed beams, wide plank floors, surprising details throughout. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths plus sleeping loft plus basement and central a/c. Co-Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of $845,000. Internet #51857

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Peconic Bay Views On 6.3 Acres Shinnecock Hills $1,600,000 2 story open contemporary on 6.3 huge acres with Peconic Bay views. Detached and attached garages plus accessory structures. Acreage perfect for development of large pool, tennis courts, gardens, cabanas, horses. R 60 zoning, possibly subdivide into 3-4 1∏ acre lots. Exclusive #58895

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EH Horse Country, 4 plus bedrooms 3 baths with space for a 5th bedroom, library or family room. Amenities include a sun porch with Jacuzzi and include a separate 3 stall garage for horses and a tack room. A short ride to Gardiner's bay and 3 mile harbor ing business district. The lot is lo- beaches. This home is situated on a cated in a cul-de sac with other pres- builders acre with room for a Water Covers 70% Of The Earth. tigious businesses building around it. pool.$1,300,000 folio #70101 Skip down to Three Mile Harbor Bonuses of the lot location is the 50' from this 4 Bedroom saltbox with Corcoran non-disturbance buffer. Great locafull basement. Cathedral ceiling in tion to continue or start your busiliving room, dining area. Freshly Amagansett Office ness. Exquisite property offered at painted with hardwood floors 140 Main Street $395,000. Folio# 65837. throughout. Room for pool. Abuts 7 Beautiful traditional located south North Fork Bayfront Condo Cute acres of town land. Co-Exclusive. Ed of the highway sits on half an acre cottage with views. Sandy beach with Brody. $865,000. and is a short walk to the bay and bayside deck. Dock your boat. ExcluUpscale Beach Housse. Prime locatown. This home features a bright and sive $550K WEB# 53020 Alison tion in Amagansett Dunes, across the open kitchen with granite countertops Goggins 631.875.9533 street from the Ocean with views of and stainless steel appliances. There the Ocean. 4 bedrooms, fireplace, is a family room with fireplace, four central a/c, large deck, and room for a bedrooms, two baths, wood floors Devlin McNiff Real Estate pool. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. throughout, finished basement, large 3 North Main Street $3,350,000. Internet # 54039 deck in the backyard, charming front East Hampton, NY 11937 porch, inground pool, pool house, ir631-324-6100 Priced Right From The Start. One rigation, and mature landscaping. Too www.devlinmcniff.com level contemporary on shy acre close many amenities to mention. A must see!! Exclusive $799,000 Spacious and Private. Comfy, cozy to Round Swamp Farm. Master suite is on one side of the house, additional Folio#70562 3 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary salt- bedrooms are on the other side. Firebox on half an acre on family friendly place, central air conditioning and Eastport Home Priced to Sell East Hampton Street. Pool with brick Secluded 1/2 Acre, fully updated surround, oversized 2 car garage, cen- heated pool complete the picture for Ranch with 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, tral a/c, fireplace, full basement and an easy to maintain beach house. Gourmet Eat-In-Kitchen, Living deck. Great value at $775,000. Exclu- New Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. $845,000. room, Dining room/den, Large Mas- sive. JR Kuneth. Internet #43793 ter Suite, 2 Patios, 2 French Doors, Full walk-out basement that can be Best Value in Northwest. 2,000 s.f. Prudential Douglas Elliman finished for Mother-Daughter living. traditional with 4 bedrooms, open 70 Jobs Lane Priced to sell at $459,000. MLS# plan kitchen/dining/living area. GranSouthampton, NY, 11968 1990232 ite tops. Living room with fireplace 631.283.4343 and family room. Plus garage. Room f: 631 287.4687 Remsenburg Home priced to Sell for pool on shy half acre. Exclusive. Fabulous Water View Home, Cedar Ann Rasmussen. $819,000. Internet SOUTHAMP P TON LAND OPPORDecking On Both Floors, In-ground #44214 TUNITY Private and wooded 1.3 Pool, sprinkler systems, huge Master acre retreat only minutes from SouthSuite with Jacuzzi and shower, total 4 Owner Wants To Make A Deal. ampton village, ocean, ponds and BR, 2.5 baths, beautiful Living -Din- Living room with fireplace and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, ing Room, Fireplace and built-in bookcase, opens to the din- pool, cabana and generous gardens. Eat-In-Kitchen; Cac, Central Vac. ing area and large kitchen. 3 bed- $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: ThoThis Home is priced to sell at rooms, new baths. Pool, large deck, mas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, $1,175,000. Call soon, will not last. beautifully landscaped 1/3 acre. Ex- c) 917.468.1889 MLS# 1990188 clusive. Katia DeLouya. Just Reduced to $635,000. Internet #48595 Prudential Douglas Elliman Private Community East Quogue Hampton Bays Office Ranch 1800 sq.ft. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Affordable Hamptons. Two bed631.723.2721 New Bathrooms, fireplace, Family room, one bath cottage in Clearwater www.prudentialelliman.com room w/great light overlooking 20x40 Beach with beach and marina rights. opened pool. Open floor plan Cozy living room with fireplace, Beach Communiity Ranch with Boat Kitchen, Dining, Living rooms, hard- eat-in kitchen, finished basement, and Slip, Flanders * $449,000 Immaculate wood floors, attached 2 garage. Va- garage with workshop. 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East Quogue - $945,000 Located in a beautiful multi-million dollar community on a cul-de-sac, this lot has 1.4 acres. Offered to be custom built by one of Long Island’s premier builders Curto, Curto & Curto for $2,500,000 or you may build your own 5,500 square foot, 4-5 bedroom home with pool and possibly room for tennis. The homes in this new sub-division are gorgeous and some are spectacular. Ranging in size to over 10,00 square feet. All homes are 1 acre plus. In “Award Winning” school district of Westhampton Beach. Folio 344778. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

Westhampton - $849,999 Sprawling ranch on a beutiful landscaped acre with room for a pool. Grand foyer entrance that leads to a large living room,formal dining,gourmet kitchen with top of the line appliances,large master bedroom with two additional bedrroms,full basement and two car garage make this a must see. Will not last. Folio 60892. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

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living and dining rooms, true chef's kitchen with top of the line appliances. Heated gunite pool and pool house situated in lushly landscaped gardens. One acre of prime real estate. IN#50065, $3,900,000

The Theater in the ground The Theater in the Ground, the private screening room of Paul Newmans attorney. The uniqueness of this screening room is not only before its time, it is also just an added feature of this exquisitely renovated contemporary home in East Hampton. Uncompromised quality t in every element of this 3000 square foot, 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom home. Light filled open living plan is beautifully detailed. Enjoy the sunken bar and seating and dine in a room that overlooks lush landscaping and heated pool. IN# 49897. $1,850,000. Exclusive

East Hampton 631-527-3200 bh@1TownandCountry.com Village Gem Charming home with 4bedrooms, 2.5baths, eat-in kitchen, den, formal dining room fireplace open on 2 sides, heated pool, finished basement. and detached garage. Short distance to town and ocean beaches.

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Entertain in Full New 6,500sf home on private flag lot with all the amenities. Soaring coffered ceilings, extensive paneling, spacious living room with fireplace, gourmet kitchen and family room with fireplace, wet bar, four seasons room with fireplace and full bath, ground floor master, plus an additional 5/6 bedrooms and 5 baths. Quality details throughout, full basement, 3 car garage, heated gunite pool, patios, privacy on 2.7 acres. IN#49896. Just reduced to $3,495,000. Exclusive

Spectacular new contemporary Home WITH WATER VIEWS New to the market, this home is filled with light and features braziliian cherry hardwood floors and built in closets, 2 fireplaces, and gourmet kitchen. Situated on 1 acre with views of the water, there are 5 bedrooms, a steam shower and a stunning 45 foot lap pool. Desirable location with access to harbor beach. IN# 52495. $2,495,000. Exclusive

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brand new traditional on close to a English Country Farmhouse Charmingly renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bath home in Wainscott with gourmet country-style kitchen, living room, and large outdoor dining area overlooking heated gunite pool and nicely landscaped yard. Web#53994 Exclusive. $925,000

third of an acre, recently landscaped, offers 3 bedrooms/ 2.5 baths, 2200 square feet, CAC, full basement, low taxes and room for pool. Motivated seller.

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East Hampton Village Fringe Double lot. Great opportunity. Buy as Dock Your Boat In Your Backyard is with home at price or will build to Just listed in Southampton. Beautisuit. Web#52889 EXCLUSIVE. fully renovated 5 bedroom waterfront $1,995,000 home with 80'of water frontage, pri-

Entertain in East Hampton VillageFour bedrooms and 3.5 baths, open plan living room, dining room overlooks garden. Master suite in it's own wing has a sitting room with wet bar and luxurious bathroom with jacuzzi, and steam shower. 3 guest bedrooms and 3 baths in another wing of the house. This home is perfect for entertaining and has 2 full kitchens, central air, finished basement, heated gunite pool with waterfall and poolhouse. IN# 49714, $3,450,000. Exclusive

Your own privatee retreat MINUTES FROM EAST HAMPTON Magnificent sunsets and views from VILLAGE The private residence of your waterside heated gunite pool. one of East Hamptons finest builders, Terrific home for entertainig with this beautifully appointed traditional offers 6 bedrooms, 5.5 baths includdining room deck. EXCLUSIVE. ing a ground floor master suite. Every $3,200,000. Web#53937 amenity has been included. Formal vate dock and pre-existing boat lift.

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Westthampton Beach - $1,795,000 Located on a quiet street, but only one block from Westhampton Beach Village, shopping, and minutes to The Hamptons' most beautiful beaches. The oversized foyer opens to a spacious living room with brick fireplace. Continue through an arched doorway into the oversized gourmet kitchen. There is a large formal dining area and an office. On the same level, you'll find 4 bedrooms with 3.5 beautiful baths including a master suite with walk-in closet and marble bath. All on 1/2 acre with room for a pool. Finish off with central air conditioning, oversized 2-car garage, brick patio & full basement. Folio 57683. Westhampton Beach Office (631) 288-6244

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A spectacular country setting complemented by a showcase pool with spa and waterfall, a putting green and an array of magnificent gardens provides an unparalleled backdrop for this fully renovated four bedroom Center Hall Colonial. Classic detailing, creative design and spacious rooms. Multi-level decks, a gazebo and stone terraces. A Luxury Country Property. Pound Ridge . .$2,795,000

Incredible views of surrounding countryside from this stunning hilltop home on 33 private acres. Offering over 10,000 square feet of lavish living space and attention to every detail. Six fireplaces. Seven bedrooms. 4000 square feet of decks and terraces and pool. A residence with international flair in the most private of locations. A Luxury Country Property. Katonah . . . . .$9,950,000

Beautiful young Colonial in peaceful Lake Truesdale country setting. Seasonal lake views. Front porch. Open floor plan. Light-flooded granite kitchen. Great room. Spacious master suite with Jacuzzi bath. Weekend or year-round, you can enjoy swimming, boating, fishing and biking here – one of six Westchester Magazine’s “undiscovered neighborhoods”. South Salem . .$765,000

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et on a lush lakefront lot surrounded by beautifully landscaped gardens, this classic estate within one of Florida’s most luxurious country clubs is being offered to the most discriminating buyer. This grand home is truly a masterpiece of elegance and majestic living designed by renowned architect Randall Stofft. His visionary French style features a limestone façade, mansard roof, decorative dormers, and ornate wrought iron railings. This breathtaking estate boasts almost 13,000 square feet under air with a master suite on the first floor and seven bedrooms in all. Other notable features include custom designed wood floors and paneled walls in the family room, dining room, and in the

spacious office. A most impressive dining room will comfortably accommodate up to 40 people for a formal dinner and the media room seats twelve, The formal living room’s centerpiece is an antique marble fireplace made of lacquered Macassar and ebonized wood that truly takes center stage. An extraordinary indoor/outdoor loggia leads to the magnificent pool. All windows are impact glass, and the elevator and full generator ensure comfortable living. Furnishings, art and outdoor sculptures are available.

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Open House. Sunday, Aug. 26th. Noon to 2pm. 10 Barsdis Lane, East Hampton. Total renovation of charming 4 bedroom house on Village edge. New pool and huge pool house plus separate garage, lovely landscaping, gourmet kitchen. Co-Exclusive. Leslie Hillel. New Price: $1,695,000.

Open House. Saturday, Aug. 25th. 1 to 3pm. 85 Hampton Lane, Amagansett Dunes. Prime location in Amagansett Dunes with protected views of the Ocean. 4 bedrooms, fireplace, central a/c, large deck, and room for a pool on landscaped property. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $3,350,000.

Open House. Saturday, Aug. 25th. 1 to 3pm. 81 Harbor Blvd, East Hampton. Easy living in this pristine one-level cottage with pool and large deck, finished basement, living room with fireplace and builtin bookcase, and three bedrooms. Owner wants to hear offers. Exclusive. Katia Delouya. $635,000.

Open House. Saturday, Aug. 25th. 1 to 3pm. 25 Powder Hill Lane, East Hampton. Custom Built post and beam style home in perfect condition. Beamed great room, 2 stone fireplaces, 3 en-suite bedrooms, family room. Plus gorgeous pool, poolhouse, and 2 outdoor sittting areas. Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,284,000.

Open House. Saturday, Aug. 25th. 1 to 3pm. 41 Deep Wood Ln, Amagansett. Grand 6 bedroom home on 1.9 acres in Bell Estate with full artistâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s studio, tree house, cherry panelled library, gunite pool, wisteria covered pergola. Co-Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,595,000.

Open House. Saturday, Aug. 25th. 1 to 3pm. 38 Bay View Ave, East Hampton. Sleek and spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with lovely grounds and pool. Very private location in the Northwest on 2/3 acre. Co-Exclusive. Nick Epstein. $1,195,000. Directions: Stephen Hands

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Let the summer continue...three magnificent estates! Montclair, New Jersey Twelve miles west of Manhattan, Montclair offers tree-lined streets & homes of varying architecture with small village shopping areas throughout the community offering fabulous restaurants, local shops and galleries & national stores such as Whole Foods, Williams Sonoma & Starbucks. The award-winning public schools, acres of parks, the Montclair Art Museum, Montclair State University with its new Arts Center & Jackels baseball team all make this a one-of-a-kind town. It is considered an ideal commuter’s town with bus service to Port Authority and train service to Penn Station and Hoboken/PATH via alternating trains. A community of 39,000 with an eclectic mix of residents from the arts, sports, media and financial worlds create a vibrant and exciting environment!

This home, built in 1914 is situated on a spectacular 1.83 acre property in the heart of the estate area. Meticulously restored by the current owners, the elegant scale of the rooms is enhanced by the gracious flow of space, original woodwork and decorative plaster ceilings. The enormous kitchen and butler’s pantry have been renovated with fabulous cabinetry and Carrera marble countertops. The unique second level floor plan affords the opportunity to create living space adaptable to personal choice with six rooms and four bathrooms. The third floor with additional bedrooms and game rooms can be accessed by the private rear staircase. The lower level with in-ground swimming pool, steam shower room, sauna, exercise room and bath complete the perfect all-you-need escape! There is a carriage house apartment over the garage, ideal for office or guests. In addition the adjacent, separately deeded, approximate one acre lot is available for purchase only to the buyer of the home. This is truly a oncein-a-lifetime opportunity to own such a special property. Brochure and additional information upon request. $3,600,000. Linda Grotenstein • 973.233.2036 • lindaghome@aol.com Llewellyn Park • West Orange, New Jersey Llewellyn Park is a unique 425-acre gated community located twelve miles west of midtown Manhattan. Created in 1853 as one of the first planned residential parks in the United States, there are 170 homes of varying architectural design including Glenmont, the Thomas Alva Edison estate. The residents of Llewellyn Park enjoy the great natural beauty that surrounds them with bicycle and walking paths, a pond and thousands of native and exotic plantings in the 50 acre communal areas.

This exquisite 1929 English Tudor manor is surrounded by 2.3 lush green acres in exclusive Llewellyn Park. This gorgeous home has been painstakingly restored and updated, while maintaining its original charm. The front door opens to a majestic center hall with a breathtaking hand carved three-story staircase, imported from Europe. The living room is pure elegance, with beamed ceilings, wood burning fireplace, and original casement windows. French doors open to a sun-drenched solarium with original terra cotta tile floor and a lovely working fountain. The all new kitchen wing includes a butler’s pantry and fabulous gourmet kitchen/breakfast room with stainless steel appliances and ceiling-to-floor subway tile, for a vintage feel with up to the minute chef’s technology. A magnificent master suite includes wood burning fireplace, walk-in closet, windowed dressing room, and an unbelievable master bath with Carrera marble and chrome finishes. A lighted tennis court, brand new 40’ heated Sylvan pool, and new pool house with full kitchen and bath complete this luxurious picture. For a complete virtual floor plan, go to http://www.seetheproperty.com/14174. $3,750,000. Tara Davis & Julie Salmon 973 233-2026 • 973 233-2040 • TaraD4Homes@yahoo.com • Julie@MontclairAreaHomes.com

Built in the 1920’s for the Chubb Insurance family daughter, this classic wood frame Colonial with two wings creates unique interior space. One wing (approximately 1800 sf) houses a heated, indoor pool with fireplace and skylights, a full bathroom, ante room and access to the main house. The other wing was created originally as two-story housekeeper’s area with living space on the first floor and bedrooms on the second floor. It could be used as guest space, home office or a private area for extended family. The house is situated on 2.01 level acres in one of the most desirable areas in the Park. The house and front courtyard are secluded by rhododendrons. The level rear property offers apple and pear trees and terrace across the length of the main house. $1,875,000 Linda Grotenstein • 973.233.2036 • lindaghome@aol.com

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BEST BUY - MINT CONDITION Only minutes to East Hampton in lovely Hansom Hills area is this two-story post modern on one private acre. Two master suites, a guest bedroom, large entry foyer adjacent to vaulted ceiling living room and country kitchen all bordering a reserve on a cul-de-sac. DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T WAIT! IN#47874. $1,495,000. CO-EXCLUSIVE

MOVE RIGHT IN to this sparkling completely renovated contemporary. There is a living room with fireplace & elevated ceiling, open, spacious dining room, brand new kitchen and floors, three bedrooms, one on the first floor with newly renovated bath and two on the second floor and only minutes to beautiful East Hampton. IN#51706 $795,000. EXCLUSIVE.

MAIN BEACH IS STEPS AWAY from this one bedroom, one bath cottage located in a wonderfully- landscaped private community, surrounded by multi-million dollar estates. The living room has a cozy fireplace, the kitchen and bedroom open to a patio with mature trees, perfect for outdoor dining. Board approval is required, no financing, no pets or children under sixteen. IN#52704 $895,000 EXCLUSIVE

THIS WONDERFUL SHINGLED TRADITIONAL just steps to the Village, offers 4 BRs, including a first floor master suite, 2.5 BAs and separate den convertible to a 5th bedroom. The expansive great room has light from an eyebrow window and many built-ins. The dining area and kitchen with breakfast area both open to a screened porch overlooking the rear yard. There is a garage, full basement and swimming pool. IN#50299 $1,950,000. EXCLUSIVE

NEW TO MARKET: SOUTH OF HIGHWAY! In the heart of East Hampton Village is this adorable two story traditional just steps to Main Street and a stroll to the ocean. Renovated in 2000, there are 5 bedrooms, 4 baths, cozy living room w/fireplace, dining room, kitchen with beamed ceiling, a/c, full basement, and one car garage. IN#54062 $2,950,000.

THIS LUXURIOUS CONTEMPORARY South of the Highway in the heart of Georgica features a lush acre, three great bedrooms, a den, maid's room and a double size living room with elevated ceiling and fireplace. There is a dining room that opens to a country kitchen where both have access to a large deck and a heated swimming pool. IN#51140 $3,400,000 EXCLUSIVE

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