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Cape-stylehomeonmagnificentlylandscapedacre that includes a htd pool, koi pond and lush English style gardens. The interior boasts 4 brs, 3 bths, finished basement and central air. Guest Cottage with 1 br, 1 bath and central AC. Secluded backyard for privacy and minutes to Village and local beaches. Excl. #50521 Dir: 27 East, left onto Cove Hollow Rd.

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Dutch colonial gem sits 2.5 stories high on hilltop location.Nodetailleftoutinthis5br,6.5bthhomefrom the Kohler fixtures, custom cabinetry, dumb waiter, wine cellar to the up/down laundry areas. Glorious landscaping surrounds the heated pool making this a real gem overlooking Bridgehampton Village. Excl. #52475 Dir: 27 East, left on Lumber Lane, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills Sub-division (to end-house on right)

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Rare find with exquisite ceiling beams, wood floors and cozy layout. New kit., large master br with bth and deck, FDR and comfortable LR with wood burning stove. Semi inground pool complete the package. Excl. #243067.

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Peaceful ranch on quiet st., featuring 3 brs, 1 bath & partial finished basement. Excl. #61157. Dir. Wakeman or Lynn to Woodridge.

Set in among a natural landscaped 1.10 acres sits this stunning post modern home featuring 4 brs, 3.5 bths, central air and much more. Elegantly designed in and out with open and airy living space and continuing out to the irrigated lush grounds with mature trees and colorful gardens that surround the heated pool. Excl. #58013 Dir: 27 East to Lumber Lane, left on Scuttlehole Road, right on Brick Kiln, left on Bridge Hill Lane.

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Charming 3 br, 2.5 bth innovative design on .51 of an acre. Formal DR, wraparound porch, full bsmnt with high ceilings. Room for pool. Tranquil culde-sac, minutes to ocean and bay beaches and to Village of East Hampton. Excl. #53086. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd. Right on Harbor Blvd.

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Adorable country charmer offers 2 brs, 2 bths, fpl, wood floors and extensive brickwork with side patio & cedar deck. Low taxes. Excl. #53849 Dir. Take Montauk Hwy. to East End Ave. go north, then right to #29.

Facing a preserve, this unique property boasts a dredgeddeepwaterchannelleadingtoSagHarbor Village for your boat. On cul-de-sac with 100โ of bulkheading and your own private beach. Beach house and detached studio/gar. have incredible views and all of the amenities including fireplace, hardwood flooring, decking and outdoor shower. Excl. #60855 Dir: Montauk Hwy east to Noyac Road, onto Whitney Road to Crescent St.

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Breathtaking views of Otter Pond. Large, landscaped, private .31-acre property. Separate 2-car gar., hardwood floors, fpl, full bsmnt, patio and room for pool. Investorโ s dream. #59191. Dir: Main St Sag Harbor across from Otter Pond

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Just a short distance to East Hampton Village, this 3,500 sq. ft. traditional on a secluded .75 acres. The home has been finished with the finest detail, from the chefโ s kit., to the pristine hardwood floors and the heated gunite pool. The large breakfast area is flooded with light, as is the family room, living room, den, and all of the 4 brs. The 2.5 bths are adorned with marble vanity surfaces, subway tile, and brushed nickel fixtures. #60789

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Ranch offers 3brs, 1.5bths, family room, eat-in-kit., fullbsmnt,and1-cargar.The.50acrehasroomfora pool. Excl. #56622. Dir: Noyac Rd. to Beach Plum.

Fabulous 4,000 sq. ft. post modern set on 2.1 water front acres on Cold Spring Pond features 5 brs, 3.5 bths, gourmet, eat-in kit., screened porch, heatedgunitepool,privatemulchedpathtowaters edge and sunsets over Cold Spring Pond to Great Peconic Bay. Excl. #54173. Dir: West on Shrubland Road past Sebonack Gold Course on right, Cold Spring Fairways on left, past Cold Spring Pond on right around bend to #21 on right.

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Waterfront estate on 1.9 acres is 3,900 sq. ft., 5 en suite brs, EIK, heated gunite pool and dock on IslandCreek.Co-Excl.#156813.Dir:NorthSeaRd., leftonMillstoneBrookRd.,at5-cornerintersection right on West Neck Rd., right on Island Creek Rd.

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Lovely Ranch home situated on .60 acre site. 3 brs, 2 bths, fireplace, CAC, deck for outdoor dining and relaxing. A mile from ocean beach. Excl. #61541. Dir. Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue, left on Argonne, right on Wakeman. 1st driveway on left. Flag lot house is beige ranch in back.

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6,500 sq.ft. new construction has panoramic views of Peconic Bay and is situated on 3.7 acres, 40 ft. above the sandy beach with private stairs to the sea. 6 brs, 7 full bths, and 2 half bths. 5 fireplaces, chefโ s kitchen with brick pizza oven, formal dining room, and living room with 25-ft. ceilings and windows that lead out to extensive decking and sweeping views. Htd gunite infinity pool, outdoor fireplace. Permits are currently pending for the sunken tennis court and gatehouse with living quarters.#52563

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Waterfront cottage fronting the Peconic deep waters,2brs,greatroomwithstonefireplace,dining area on shy landscaped half acre. Excl.. 62591 Dir. 24 to Evergreen Avenue to Meadow Brook.

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Four br, 5 bath, 3 car gar. and heated pool on shy acre in a cul-de-sac community. Excl. #53026. Dir. East County Road 39, left on North Sea Road right on Majors Path, left on Balcomie Lane.

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3 brs, 3 bths, with an additional, separate sleeping studio.Extensivebluestonepatios.Plansandpermits areinplaceforapooland1-cargar.Excl.#56568.Dir: Newtown La. make a right on Osborne.

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5 br, 4.5 bath home with heated pool, 4 car gar. and legal1brapartment. Excl.#50227.Dir.CR39East, left on N. Sea Road, right on Majors Path, left on Balcomie Lane, house on right.

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โ Beach Houseโ with 3 brs, 3.5 bths, EIK and large deck has deeded private path and stairs to sandy Peconic Bay Beach. Excl. #HO152951. Dir: West on CR#39pastLobsterInn,bearrightonNorthRoad, right on Oakhurst past Peconic Beach Club, up and around to #23 on right.

Classic shingled traditonal. 6,500 sq.ft. of masterful appointments, detailing and trim work. gunite pool, community beach access and 3 tennis courts available. Excl. #60214. Dir: Rte 114 to Sunset Beach Rd, right on North Haven Way, right onto Fairlea Ct.

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RenovatedVictorianminutesfromBridgehampton shopping and beaches. Lovely period details pine floors, etched glass, original wainscoting an moldings. 3+ brs, 2.5 bths, double parlor, country kit. Beautiful grounds with mature trees, amazing gardens, outdoor dining and private pool. Just listed and priced to sell! Excl. #63113

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In the heart of the village, this cottage features 4 brs, 3 bths and gourmet kit. overlooking dining area that opens to a pergola-covered mahogany deck. Second-floorensuitemasterhasitsownsun deck. Harwood flooring throughout; also central air and vacuum. Estate-quality landscaping define the elegant, heated gunite pool. Exquisite details abound throughout this pristine residence. CoExcl. #57738. Dir: South on Main St., left on Meeting House Lane, house on left.

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Cozy country ranch with 2 br, 1 bth & gar. Excl. #59222. Dir. Montauk Hwy to Ponquogue, left on Lyncliff, right on Wakeman, left on Riverdale #15 on left.

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1 story Ranch located near the heart of the Village and backs to reserve. The interior features 2/3 brs, 1 bth, living room with fireplace, eat-in-kitchen, formal dining room, hardwood flooring and full basement. Room for pool, too. #56470

Charming country cape, 2 blocks from Main St., 5 blocks from ocean with 4 brs and 3.5 bths. Pool, mature gardens featuring specimen trees, park-like setting, outdoor lighting and irrigation system. Co-Excl. #52580. Dir: Main St. South, left on Herrick Road to #208.

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Southofthehighway.2-storytraditional1streetover from Calf Creek and Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd.

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2-story traditional home borders 2 open reserves. 5,400 sq.ft.includes6brs,6.5bths,2fpls,grmtEIK,dining,CAC, full bsmnt, 2-car gar., stone patios, gunite pool & spa. Excl. #53003. Dir: North on Deerfield Rd., Right on Head ofPondRd.,leftontoWhisperingFieldsCt.

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This shy-acre lot is surrounded by farmland reserves and horse paddocks. Build a wonderful home with endless fieldviews. 2 miles from the Village of Water Mill. Excl. #61539.Dir: North on Deerfield Rd., Right on Head of Pond Rd., left onto Whispering Fields Court.

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Cone Talk An Orange Traffic Cone on County Road 39 Tells It Like It Is By Dan Rattiner The traffic cones that have been guiding traffic every weekday morning this summer on County Road 39 in Southampton have been a lifesaver for motorists. They create a temporary third lane going eastbound, and the creation of this lane eases the great traffic jams we have endured in recent years. Last week, Suffolk County announced that these traffic cones, which were scheduled to be taken away just after Labor Day weekend so construction crews can get to work to create a permanent third lane, would be left up for an extra month. Practically everybody on the East End had been hoping that the traffic cones would be left up well into the fall. Surely, as soon as they are removed, traffic chaos will return. If they could be left up until Thanksgiving and the crews work faster until spring to get the new lane done before Memorial Day, that would be the ideal. Still, an extra month is better than nothing at all. And so it was something. While a lot of motorists are sounding off about how they feel about this new development, we here at Dan’s Papers wondered how the cones felt about it. Here is our interview with Traffic Cone #8467, conducted on County Road 39 just in front of Mt. Fuji Restaurant at

6:30 a.m. last Friday morning. Cone #8467 had been put out at 6 am. He would be picked up at 9 a.m. Dan’s Papers: Can you tell us your real name?

to stay to October 5, we can do that. But we’re not happy about it. They’re not paying us any overtime for this. And many of us have made plans. Now those plans will have to be changed. Dan’s Papers: Had you made plans?

#8467: During working hours I go by #8467. Dan’s Papers: And after hours?

#8467: Yes. I was going to winter out on the MacArthur Causeway that connects Miami with Miami Beach. I had a spot a third of the way out in an eastbound lane. Now that’s gone. They have to find somebody else.

But then I think, at any time any one of us could get run over by a truck. So there you are. And I press on.

Dan’s Papers: So this is hard on you? #8467: I was trained as a traffic cone. I do what I am told. This is what I was told to do. Dan’s Papers: Is your work

dangerous? #8467: Let’s just say I have a name amongst my pals. But I’m on the job now. So it’s #8467. Dan’s Papers: So what do you think of them extending your service by one month? #8467: We are here to serve. We signed up to be out of here on September 5. If they want us

#8467: It’s not for everybody, that’s for sure. It’s not something you should try at home. A lot of training goes into this. We stand out here in the middle of the street for all these hours as the traffic goes by. It passes to the left of us and it passes to the right of us. Just (continued on page 18)

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This past week’s Hampton Classic Horse Show was brimming with celebrities both on and off the fields. Bruce Springstein’s daughter, Jessica, competed in the show, as did Lou Dobbs’ daughter, Hilary, who made it all the way to Sunday’s Grand Prix. Lou and his wife, Debi, headed to the Hampton Classic to see their daughter, who rides with Missy Clark and John Brennan of North Run, not only win the $7,500 Jaguar Open Jumper 1.45 meter Speed Class but also place fifth and sixth with her other two entries. Motley Crüe’s drummer, Tommy Lee, Cornelia Guest, Christie Brinkley, Somers Farkas, Jessika and Frederica Fairchild, Frances Hayward, Heidi Albertson, Michele Gerber Kelin, Valerie Salembier, Cynthia Lufkin, Pamela Fiori, Mayor Rudy Giuliani and Judy Nathan were all there to support the riders throughout the competition. * * * On Sunday, September 2, Beth Ostrosky hosted an adoption event for the North Shore Animal League at the Good Conscience Gallery in Southampton. Along with art for sale to benefit the charity, the Mobile Adoption Unit was on hand with puppies, kittens, dogs and cats ready to go to their “forever” homes with new, loving owners. * * * East Hampton resident Alec Baldwin, along with Tina Fey, Stephen Colbert, Kyra Sedgewick, Ken Erlich, Marcia Cross, Ellen DeGeneres, Julia-Louise Dreyfus and Ryan Seacrest, has been chosen to be a presenter at this year’s Emmy awards. * * * Margie Engle of West Palm Beach, FL, bested a field of 53 top horses and riders to win the $25,000 Sotheby’s International Realty Challenge at the Hampton Classic Horse Show on Saturday. Engle, a member of the 2000 US Olympic Show Jumping team, was aboard Hidden Creek’s Perin, owned by Hidden Creek Farm. Carolyn Kelly and Rulanda, owned by Lulu Equestrian Enterprises, finished second and top Hunter Rider Holly Orlando switched hats for the day to place third riding Great Pleasure, owned by Scott Hakim. * * * Last week, Beth Ostrosky, the covergirl and fiancé of DJ Howard Stern, and Cristina Cuomo hosted a private event at the home of Don and Katrina Peebles in Sag Harbor. * * * Russell Simmons of East Hampton and Rabbi Marc Schneier of Westhampton held their Annual Los Angeles Benefit Reception for the Center for Ethnic Understanding at the home of Brett Ratner in Beverly Hills on August 22. Schneier and Simmons presented three honorees with awards for their work and dedication to the strengthening of ethnic relations and their commitment to diversity. The (continued on page 37)

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one or two feet away. It’s quite scary. Dan’s Papers: Why do you do it? #8467: As I said, I was trained as a traffic cone. I do what I am told. It is our creed. It is our way.

I saw of him, he was kathumping along round and round on that wheel, headed down toward Southampton Muffler and Brake. I’m going to miss him. I’ve lost more than a dozen of my buddies since the beginning of this service last fall. But there are replacements. There are always replacements.

Dan’s Papers: I see. #8467: When we sign up, we take an oath — to guide, divide and protect. Then we accept the creed. We know it is a hard job. We know there will be casualties. Dan’s Papers: Casualties? #8467: I’ve lost some of my best friends. And with this project extended for 30 extra days, I’m sure I will lose more. Dan’s Papers: I suppose so. #8467: We lost #31167 just yesterday morning. We were talking about the Boston Red Sox. BAM! Run over by a sixteen-wheeler. Dan’s Papers: I thought you were all made of rubber so you could bounce back. #8467: Yes we do. But there are limits. #31167 got flattened by four of the eight front wheels and then got stuck onto one of the rear wheels like a piece of gum. The last

Dan’s Papers: Do you ever think getting squashed might happen to you? #8467: Of course. We all do. It could happen at any time. It’s fate. Que sera, sera. But then I think, at any time any one of us could get run over by a truck. So there you are. And I press on. Dan’s Papers: You do a very valuable and important job.

much air in the back of the truck, although some trucks smell better than others. The good side is we all get stacked up next to one another. It’s cozy and friendly. You get what I mean. Dan’s Papers: I get it. And what about weekends? #8467: I just told you. It’s the same thing. Scrunched up in the dark in the back of a truck. Dan’s Papers: Would you LIKE to go other places? #8467: I’m a traffic cone. Dan’s Papers: What if they extend you ANOTHER month? Through October? #8467: I already told you. I was trained as a traffic cone. I do what I am told. And for as long as needed.

#8467: Yes. Dan’s Papers: Well, you are here from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. every morning. And then what? How do you spend the rest of your day? #8467: I spend the rest of my day in a stack of other traffic cones in the back of a Suffolk County Highway Department truck.

Dan’s Papers: Any hopes or dreams? #8467: I hope you’ll forgive me, but I have to get back to work. Dan’s Papers: Well, thank you very much for your time, Mr. er…

Dan’s Papers: Is that okay for you? #8467: Its got its good side and its got its bad side. The bad is it’s very dark and there’s not

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Big Sky “As Far As the Eye Can See” Comes to an End in the Hamptons By Dan Rattiner I was visiting friends in Colorado last week and in the course of things, rented a car and drove down one of the superhighways from Denver to Pueblo — 140 miles away. This is known as Big Sky Country. The highway goes straight as an arrow through pastureland and farmland and very little else, with rich grasslands and an occasional evergreen tree visible way off in the distance. Other than that, there is nothing — no roads, no houses, no people. And they call it Big Sky Country because the sky is visible all the way to the horizon in every direction. You’re small. You’re in a grand space. And at night there is a great dome of stars. For some reason this landscape reminded me of the way much of eastern Long Island looked forty years ago. There were fewer trees then and the few that you saw were evergreens. Heading down to the beach from our 300-year-old colonial downtowns, there were small enclaves of wealthy people living in large mansions behind hedgerows for the summer. Things were clipped and groomed in that direction. But for the rest, it was all potato farmlands and rolling dunes. You can see many oil paintings and photographs of what things

looked like back then. They’d be of Shinnecock or Sagaponack, or Bridgehampton or Montauk. You could see all the way to the horizon almost everywhere. People today are so concerned about saving our forests and wetlands, and they should be. But I think the amount of good carbon dioxide that our plant life is throwing up into the air these days is probably triple the amount that

all gone today. I had a chance on Friday to talk to Joe Gergela, who is the head of the Eastern Long Island Farm Bureau in Riverhead. Someone had told me, inaccurately, that after a half a century, his office was closing, which would be a disaster and leave our farmers without proper information and lobbyists to fight for their interests. The Farm Bureau keeps track of the amount of acreage for all kinds of different crops, it tracks the prices of the crops sold and it tallies up the value of the different agricultural industries here. It also provides advice about all sorts of new sprays, tools and equipment available on the market. “What’s closing,” he told me, “is the USDA Farm Service Agency in Riverhead. This is a part of the government that mostly handles emergency funding and loans. Their main concerns nationally are the big commodity programs. Other offices in the state will remain open so loans will still be available. It will just be more inconvenient for the farmers to get at it. But we’re staying open, and we’re bigger and better than ever. We have about 6,000 dues-paying members. And

The landscape is changing. And the woods and forests and hedgerows everywhere are closing us in. was thrown up back then. The landscape is changing. And the woods and forests and hedgerows everywhere are closing us in. On the other hand, what was known as the Hamptons or the North Fork way back then consisted not only of lots of wide open spaces but certain indigenous species of plant life. There were maple trees, elms, rye grass, evergreens and potato fields. And it is pretty much

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now even the Montauk Charter Boat Captains have joined up.” I was glad to hear this, but since I had him on the phone I thought I would catch up with him about the different kinds of agriculture we have here on the East End. Last time I talked to him was maybe eight years ago. Farmland in potatoes, our chief crop had peaked at about 25,000 acres in 1955. Eight years ago, it was down to 8,000 acres. Meanwhile, the amount of acreage in grape vineyards had risen from nothing to about 2,000 acres. “Currently, there are 3,500 acres in potatoes,” Joe said. “Grape vineyards are now about 3,000 acres.” This came as something of a shock to me. I knew potatoes were down. I had no idea they were this far down. “So potatoes are still our largest crop, but only by this small margin?” “Potatoes are not our largest crop anymore. Horticulture is our largest crop. We have about 17,000 acres in horticulture.” I wasn’t sure I knew what horticulture was. “Horticulture is greenhouses, trees and shrubs, sod, flowers and bushes. It’s what people are using all around their homes now. Plus, we have a very extensive amount of horticulture that we export to other parts of the country. We’re still a very rich agricultural area. Total agricultural acreage, considering horticulture, potatoes, grape vineyards and other crops — we have about 3,000 acres in corn — totals out to 34,000 acres of farmland. And a great deal of it is protected.”

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As we talked some more, I came to realize that in many ways, not only are the spectacular open spaces that we were so proud of disappearing but so are our indigenous species. And that had to do with horticulture. “People bring species of plants here from all over the world,” he told me. “No expense is spared. The land is very valuable now. So a lot is spent on landscaping. Many people spend over $100,000 on their property. And they do it with trees from Japan and China, grasses from South America, flowers from Holland. That is our biggest industry now.” In other words, we are becoming Palm Beach or Beverly Hills, or anywhere else where people can afford to import the most beautiful things in the world. The flowers bloom. It looks like a fairyland and it’s pretty much all the same. We are what we are. And the days of Big Sky on eastern Long Island are coming to an end. With this knowledge, many other things became quite apparent. There are laws in many towns, for example, that prohibit a person from clearing a certain percentage of the land on their property. The intent is to save the foilage. The fact, as I’ve explained, is the foliage is not in need of saving. I grew up in Montauk, and as a teenager became a member of the Montauk Downs Country Club. There were rolling hills. It looked like a Scottish golf course with wide open spaces, mists and fogs. I played it earlier this summer. It is now all grown up and there are lots of trees and forests. It’s not a downs

anymore. Though it happens to be a terrific Robert Trent Jones golf course. Raising potatoes on vast open spaces was perfectly fine in the early part of the twentieth century. It was difficult to keep the potatoes from getting bug infested, but that’s just how potatoes were. You did the best you could. In the last half of the twentieth century, however, the farmers attacked the potato fields with a wide variety of the best pesticides that science had to offer. The potatoes thrived. The chemicals, however, ran off into the waters or down into the earth, polluting the land. Now, we are putting different sorts of chemicals into our soil and subsequently into our waters as runoff. We’re no longer concerned with potato bugs. Now, the concern is making the gardens bloom and the grasses prosper. So, it’s one damn thing after another. In any case, don’t let anyone tell you that the image of the Hamptons, which consisted of vast fields of farmland bordered by occasional dots of evergreens, is the original Hamptons. I am told on good authority that back before the white men came, the Hamptons was all forests. And the white men cut them down to plant potatoes. Those forests, however, whatever they were, were indigenous. Though before that, who knows? Maybe “indigenous” was the stuff left behind by the glacier — rocks and boulders and a few dinosaur skeletons. As somebody once said, everything changes and everything stays the same. Whatever the hell that means. •

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Jet Bistro A Chic New Restaurant Opens on Main Street in Southampton By Dan Rattiner A brand new restaurant has opened on Main Street in Southampton and it is getting rave reviews. It is called Jet Bistro and it’s been such a success that you can hardly get in. “My idea was to create a restaurant that would remind you of your airline experience,” said the owner and founder, Teddy Armstrong. “Everybody talks about the airlines. Much of it is bad, but everybody’s talking about it. I thought with that kind of buzz, who could fail?” And fail he has not. Out front, people are sitting on the street and sleeping on the sidewalk waiting to get in.

Many of them have been there for days. “It’s a very demanding restaurant,” one potential patron said. “You call ahead and see if they have a table. If they do, you reserve it and then pay in advance. Once you pay, the table is yours for the two hours it takes to eat. But there’s a no refund policy. So if plans change, they keep the money. And if you’re late at the gate they keep the money. They also keep the money if you don’t show up.” “Sounds like the airlines,” I said. “So why are you all waiting here outside?” “Because sometimes the table is delayed. Maybe because of the weather. Maybe because of a fire in the kitchen. Maybe because they

think there might be a terrorist.” “So, just go home and come back when things are ready.” “They don’t know until the last minute when they are ready. And if you’re not here when they are ready, too bad. You lose. Many people have been here for days.” “Oh.” “It’s supposed to be really worth it inside.” To get inside, you have to pass through a metal detector. You put rings and watches and wallets and spare change in a tray. Then you take off your shoes and put them on a tray. Then you go through an x-ray machine and get (continued on the next page)

EXPERIMENTS WITH WOLVES IN NEW ZEALAND By Dan Rattiner The other evening on television, they showed an experiment involving wolves and dogs. Some scientists down in New Zealand spent one year in their lab raising a pack of six newborn wolves and dogs. The wolves were kept in one cage, the dogs in another. And the scientists raised both groups with love and affection and friendliness, as well as a steady and reliable diet of good food. At the end of the year, the scientists conducted experiments, but not before they showed on a video how docile and happy these creatures had become. If you entered their pen,

they came over and wagged their tails and licked you. It was quite something to see the wolves — who looked like very large German Shepherds — do this. They would put their paws on the scientists’ shoulders and nuzzle and hug them. They were indeed formidable creatures. They must have weighed more than two hundred pounds each. Here were the experiments. In one, a handler had a dog sit next to her while a woman about twenty feet away held up, one in each hand, two wooden buckets. Setting them down in front of her, where she was sure the dog could see, she proceeded to put raw meat into the

right hand bucket. Then, she picked the buckets up again and moved them around with her hands, sort of the way you might do a shell game. When she was sure the dog had no idea where the meat was she set down both of the buckets, one on her left and one on her right. Then, without bending over, she pointed to the bucket on her right and called for the dog to come. The dog sprang up, saw this visual cue and immediately ran to the bucket on the right and began to devour the most excellent meat dinner. The scientists tried the same thing with the (continued on page 40)

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a full body search with a wand. If your stomach is found full during the x-ray, you are sent home — without your money. “It was just a little crazy thing I thought of,” Mr. Armstrong smiled, making a motion with his hand. The lucky ones who get through the x-ray system then get to go to their table. There, a waitress sees to it that their seatbelt is securely fastened and that their seat backs are in an upright position and that all their cell phones are off. Then they have to listen to the Maitre d’ give a ten minute lecture, a performance actually, on the proper way to buckle your seat belt, which has to be buckled before you will be served your meal. “I thought the demonstration they give on the airplane about seatbelt buckling was so retro and charming — people buckle them several times every day when they get in their cars and so surely know how to buckle them — that I expanded on it,” he said. “The maitre d’ of course, gives it in French. But he also takes the time to describe in detail the most minute workings of the seat belt. He ends his speech with a flip of the wrist and a ‘bon appetit.’ It’s just another little something I added.” “What about the food?” we asked. “Well, I wanted to tell you a little more about the seat belt first. It is slightly different than an airplane seatbelt. It has an extra notch. You know how when you eat sometimes you have to let your belt out a notch?” “What about the food?” “Well, of course people assume that all we serve is peanuts and party mix. But nothing is further from the truth. In the spirit of the thirtyyear-old seat belt explanation, we serve an actual, peel-off-the-clear-plastic-cover microwaved airplane meal from the 1970s. You get a choice of chicken or fish, hot in the middle and cold at the edges. It comes with mashed potatoes and peas and a little square of chocolate in foil at

the end.” “Is there any other food?” “No, but you can feel free to bring your own food into the Jet Bistro. I saw a woman unwrap and eat an entire turkey the other day. She had to use our little plastic knives and forks, of course. Boy, was that a mess.” “Do you have to stay buckled into your chair the whole time?” “Oh, no, not at all. You can feel free to move about the restaurant. Heh heh. Unless we have turbulence. Then everybody has to get back to their seat and buckle up. Of course, at no time are you allowed to leave the restaurant.” “That makes sense. How often is there turbulence?” “It’s a random thing. Sometimes one, sometimes two. Or as many as twenty or thirty. We leave it up to the chef. Depends on his mood. Ten days ago, he bounced everything up and down so much at one point that all the food hit the ceiling and then landed down on the floor. Everybody thought it was GREAT.” “Do they have those little white bags for if you get sick?” “Every customer gets two bags. One for airsickness and the other as a doggy bag for takehome.”

“Anything else?” “Well, we have two really, really tiny bathrooms that have that metal slide on them that goes from OCCUPIED to VACANT. And it has an illuminated sign outside overhead to let everybody know you’re in there.” “Sounds like an airplane.” “And we got those toilets that make that terrifying sucking sound at the end. Everybody knows when you flush.” “Anything else?” “The flush fires everything you flush up a tube to the sky. It’s sort of the opposite of what happens on an airplane.” “Anything else?” “Well, sometimes when the meal is done and the time is up, we just make you wait strapped into your seat for a few more hours. We turn the air conditioning off. At fifteen-minute intervals we send in puffs of jet fuel vapors. And we make you just sit there, with your seat back way up. And you still cannot use your electronic devices. It’s the law.” “Whose law?” “Teddy Armstrong’s law.” “Anything else?” “Well, we have points. You get points for eating in the Jet Bistro. It’s our way of thanking you. You get one point every time you eat. Accumulate a hundred thousand points and you can eat again.” “That’s pretty good.” “Unless we change that. If we get too many people accumulating points, we change it to two hundred thousand points. Or we go bankrupt and the points are useless.” “Just like an airline. Anything else?” “You want to hear about the actor we hire to pretend to be a Muslim Terrorist once a week?” “No.” “It’s really interesting.” “Thank you, Mr. Armstrong.” “One more thing. When you leave the restaurant, you’re in Cincinnati.” •

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White Party You Want It? P. Diddy Gives It To You in East Hampton By Von Blanco This Sunday, September 2, the Real White Party, hosted by Sean “Diddy” Combs took place at his East Hampton estate. The following is a survivalist’s guide. 5:10 Arrive at the East Hampton Airport. Park your vehicle and upon check-in, receive a wristband and a white, plastic credit card with a bar code that has all your registered information on it. Do not, in any circumstance, wear off-white, cream or beige. You must wear all white. This is the dress code. If you deviate from these rules you will end up like Billy Joel’s sweetheart, Katie Lee Joel, who showed up wearing beige (arguably

light brown) and a multi-colored entourage — one friend wore black capris, a white shawl and brown hat. Needless to say, Joel was turned away. Board the shuttle bus and enjoy the sounds of Ray Charles. Notice a man wearing dark brown shoes and a black watch. Scoff. 5:30 Depart from East Hampton Airport and head towards Northwest Woods. Driver gets lost. Chatter and excitement roll over the crowd. Driver makes four left hand turns. Driver makes a right hand turn and you finally see a plethora of white suits in the distance. You think this could be heaven. Step off the bus and present the fashion

police with your credentials and finest white Manolo Blahniks. Get corralled on to the curb and follow the white light to P. Diddy’s driveway. 5:45 Stand near the camera crews, photographers and reporters on the white carpet. Li’l Kim arrives. Tommy Lee arrives. Be sure to have your camera on hand and shout loud to Tommy that you “loved his video.” He will smile and raise his hand in the air. More guests arrive but you are unsure if they are really famous or measly D-listers. Three butlers appear with glasses of champagne. Drink two glasses quickly. Stand near the (continued on the next page)

APPLAUSE GREETS PASSAGE OF RENTAL LAW By David Stoll New rules tightening the use of rental properties throughout the Southampton Township have been enacted after several weeks of deliberations and public hearings. The rules replace those governing seasonal properties in favor of a comprehensive regime intended to prevent overcrowding at all times of the year. The rules are still meant to prevent packed summer shares during the summer, but they also target the equivalent problem for yearround rentals. Those who attended the public hearing were largely in favor, although some expressed concern over an unintended conse-

quence, the law’s effect on minorities. Overcrowding brings with it serious health and safety problems, from creating a fire hazard and having insufficient emergency escape routes to imposing beyond-capacity pressure on sewage systems and increasing the danger of disease transmission. These problems are no less prevalent during the off-season than they are during the summer. Therefore, starting January 1, all non-resident homeowners who intend to rent out their properties will need to obtain a rental permit. The permit will be operative for two years. Before a permit is granted, the Building

Department will inspect the home to ensure that there are not more than two bedrooms in the basement, there are no illegal kitchens or bathrooms, all safety mechanisms required by code are installed, and the like. A homeowner may present a certificate from a licensed architect or engineer in lieu of an inspection. The permit application will cost most homeowners $200, but the fee is reduced for certain groups such as the elderly and volunteer firefighters. The fee is waived entirely if the homeowner will rent to lower-income tenants. Even before the permit process goes into (continued on page 30)

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white Rolls Royce and look up to where P. Diddy is standing on his balcony, talking to the media. Think to yourself that he is a modern day King. DJ Cassidy and Doug E. Fresh spin a mix of jazz, blues and Gatsby beats fitting for the elegant cocktail hour. 6:15 Talk to people about how nice it is that P. Diddy brought the white party back to the Hamptons after having it in Saint Tropez on the French Riviera last year. Whispers surface that P. Diddy is coming down to talk to the media. P. Diddy struts down the white carpet in a white shirt, white pants, white sneakers with silver detailing and a large gold medallion. Gina Glickman, “Whispers” columnist for Dan’s Papers and reporter for News 12, scores an interview with Diddy. He remarks that he is lucky to have the Hamptons as his home and that he comes here in the off-season. Scoff. 6:30 Stand with smokers and reporters on the road. Watch neighbors and members of the community slowly walk their dogs and push baby strollers past the party. Children try to look down the driveway to catch a glimpse but are blinded by the white. Security guards talk into their earpieces and a public relations guru notes that Star Jones is on her way. Shuffle down the driveway with the other photogs and gear up for Star. Star Jones and her husband Al Reynolds arrive and stand on the white carpet. Gina Glickman scores another interview where Star remarks that Sean Combs is like the little brother she never had. Donna Karen arrives. Nobody asks her who

she’s wearing. 7:00 Models for Unforgivable, a Combs fragrance and Cîroc, a luxury vodka, pose on the white carpet for photos. Mariah Carey enters and the montage of television crews and XXL cameras go wild. Mariah poses for the lens and walks into the party. Ashley Olsen turns up. She refuses to pose and no finger can snap a photo fast enough before she disappears into the crowd. You wonder where Mary Kate is. You hear rumors that Paula Abdul is about to ascend the white carpet. You feel hungry and want to get your hands on some of the buffet food that includes lobster tails, filet mignon, chicken and asparagus. Abdul doesn’t show. 7:15 Walk into the white party. Try some Cîroc vodka in a drink called the White Orchid. Remember that you like white cranberry juice and wonder why you haven’t had it all summer long. Notice Geisha and Polynesian dancers, a woman on a trapeze and four entertainers with sleek, silver body suits and modern, edgy white wigs dancing robotstyle. You think that the Hamptons is really cool. White rugs, carpets, sheets, couches and pillows dot the property and allow guests to relax. At the edge of his property you look out to Gardiner’s Bay and Three Mile Harbor. From atop the cliff you notice two large, white balloons and a security guard down on the beach. As night falls, P. Diddy gets on the microphone and asks his guests to look up at the two white “moons” that he has raised just for this occasion. Images of vodka, Unforgivable fragrance bottles and hip-hop

moguls are projected from the roof of his modstyle mansion. 8:00 Diddy asks that all guests with children please leave before the kids “grow up too fast.” He remarks that his children have taken a bath and are fast asleep, although you see model Kim Porter walking around with D’Lila Star and Jessie James, the 8-month-old twin girls she has with Combs. Diddy asks DJ Cassidy to turn the music down so party-goers can be “sexy.” Walk over the makeshift bridge that lies across Diddy’s pool and past the sword swallower and fire-eaters. Make friends with the girl in the white dress. Dance with Tommy Lee. 9:00 Listen to P. Diddy make a speech thanking all his patrons and Hampton bubbies. He remarks how this was the first house he bought when he became successful. Reminisce in the nostalgia and raise your champagne flute. Remember that East Hampton Town officials have turned down the hip-hop mogul’s plans for a $100,000 fireworks show out of concern that the white, night lights would draw boaters to a risky, rocky area. Think to yourself that the two moons were a great show anyway. 10:00 Say goodbye to all the producers, media moguls, models, actresses and celebrities that have befriended you. Get on the shuttle bus back to the East Hampton Airport. Head to the after party held at Dune in Southampton. Dance the night away and kiss goodbye to the summer of 2007, Diddy style.

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Pow Wow A Weekend of Sunshine, Singing and Dancing in Shinnecock By David Lion Rattiner It was not your average scene for a summer weekend in Southampton, but then again, technically, this wasn’t Southampton. This was the Shinnecock Indian Reservation’s annual Pow Wow and it did not disappoint. With over 150 tribes from all over the country, and their trucks and RVs loaded with handcrafted leathers, jewelry, clothing and trinkets — all unique and all very special — the Shinnecock Indian Reservation was transformed from a quiet preserve to a bustling community of activity that included music, dance, food, traditional clothing and a whole lot of smiles. It was the support this year that was most

evident, with visitors from all over the Hamptons, Long Island and New York City packing the reservation. “On Saturday, we had so many people here that we started parking in neighbors’ driveways because the fields became full of cars,” said Lance Gumbs, the Tribal Leader who was dressed in full traditional Shinnecock clothing, complete with a fox skin draping over his head. “In previous years, we’ve had at least one day where it rained. But this year there has been no rain. It is so nice to see so much hard work get put into making this happen and then watching it come to fruition like this.” Amidst the sensational shopping, was a tra-

ditional Native American dance contest, where contestants walked out on a large, elevated stage of earth and grass, and danced their hearts out to the beating of drums and song. It was not uncommon to see a Shinnecock father and son dancing together, or a mother and daughter holding hands. The people watching were either standing around the stage with a look of awe, or they were sitting down, many of them Indian style, and enjoying lunch or a snack purchased at the Pow Wow. A popular dish was wild quail with deer meat, potatoes and onions that could be finished off with a fresh cup of coffee brewed by a Cherokee, but a (continued on the next page)

HAMPTON TRADITION III — DREESEN’S DONUTS By T.J. Clemente There are donuts and there are Dreesen’s famous donuts, the little tasty confections that have been sold in East Hampton since 1950. Author James Brady has his main character buying them for girlfriends in three of his novels and for a good reason — the reason is when they are warm, they are so good. The donuts were the idea of local butcher Rudy Desanti, Sr., who was operating Dreesen’s Excelsior Market, which was a butcher shop on Newtown Road, across from Sam’s Pizza. When I visited East Hampton as a youngster back in the 1960s, my parents would stop off

and buy a bag of donuts after the long drive. Rarely did the donuts make it to the car with five children attacking the bag. We would marvel at the odd butcher shop with the robotic donut-making machine in the window. Rudy DeSanti, Sr. actually invented the machine that makes the donuts and marketed it all over the country. However, the unique taste of the Dreesen’s Donut has stayed constant. Over the years, many celebrities have stopped in and endured the wait to purchase them. Alec Baldwin once joked that people come to the Hampton’s not for the beaches, not for the fishing, not for the parties but for

Dreesen’s famous donuts. There are photos of former President Bill Clinton, sort of a donut aficionado, enjoying them with a genuine smile on his face. It is almost a rite of passage for every first-time East Hampton visitor to be taken to purchase and taste their first Dreesen’s donut as their friends usually say, “Well? Was I right?” The first-time donut eater’s eyes light up as he or she takes small bite after small bite, savoring the taste. For a year, I lived on Barn’s Lane across from Dreesen’s and I would go in every morning and buy two cinnamon donuts (my favorite). They (continued on the next page)

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at Scoop Du Jour are made exactly the way Rudy DeSanti, Sr. and then Rudy DeSanti, Jr. made them. Scoops Du Jour still uses the same dough and has the settings on the machine precisely the way the DeSantiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s calibrated them to make the best donuts. On a visit to the Scoop Du Jour, it was fun watch the excitement of summer visitors buying their Dreesenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s donuts. One child was fussing as her mother put in a large order. Then her mother reached into the little white bag and gave the girl a small piece of a Dreesenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cinnamon donut. The childâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reaction was priceless. At first her eyes lit up, then she did a double take. She smiled and took a bite. Her fussing was over. The little girl (continued on page 34)

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favorite of nearly every guest there was fried funnel cake. I found Declan Sloan, a young boy from Sag Harbor, holding a hand drum, walking around with a big smile on his face. He was still getting the hang of the drum when we met, but was happy to smile and say cheese for a photo. I also met Robyn Tone-Pah-Hote, a descendent of the Kiowa and Mayan tribes, who now calls Okalahoma her home, selling hats and leather satchels with her newfound friend, Quetzal Rodriguez, a descendant of the Aztec Indians who calls The Catskills home. A real star of the Pow Wow was Vernon Chrisjohn of the Oneida tribe, who was a no nonsense type of guy sitting at a workbench crafting handmade bows and arrows with wooden tops for the kids. With crows feet wrinkles, Vernon masterfully crafted bows the old fashioned way, using a bow saw to cut out handgrips. While entertaining parents and kids alike, he sculpted his work masterfully, using nothing but cut branches from a tree. There was a real sense of community in the air, which is the real story from this wonderful event. As I walked around the craft sellers, the dancers, the tourists, the Southampton locals and, of course, the real Southampton locals (in other words the Shinnecocks), it almost felt like I was in the middle of a social experiment, where it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter who you were or where you were from. All that mattered was that you wanted to celebrate culture and be open to experiencing different ones. When you share life with a smile, good food and music, it is difficult not to have fun. In a world were you can get turned away from a nightclub for not wearing the right shoes, being around so many people who were being so true to themselves with no judgments was a refreshing experience. Celebrating Native American culture in one place with so many people made for a fun day of shopping and tasting new foods. And although I did not give the quail egg with fresh deer meat a taste, I certainly thought about taking a bite.

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Classic ‘07 The Biggest and Best Horse Show in Its 32-Year History By Sabrina C. Mashburn Last Sunday, 30 of North America’s top riders competed in one of the most challenging show jumping competitions in the world — the $150k FTI Hampton Classic Grand Prix. And although many of those riders have Olympic medals tucked neatly into their piles of accolades, Eliza Shuford dominated the class with the first clear round of the day and the fastest, cleanest ride in the jump-off in spite of the fact that this was her first time competing at the Classic. The 28-year-old Hickory, North Carolina resident rode Larentino to victory in a remarkably fast 46.81 seconds. Riding first in the jump-off against two Olympic Gold

medalists, all Shuford could do after her round was hope. Luckily for Shuford, Peter Wylde and his mount, the Holsteiner gelding Campino, knocked a rail over the first fence of the jump-off course, putting them out of the running for the blue ribbon. Beezie Madden, Peter Wylde’s teammate from the 2004 Olympic team, and Select, owned by John Madden Sales and Elizabeth Busch Burke, also had a rail down during their round, sealing Shuford’s victory. Although only three riders made it to the jump-off, this year’s Grand Prix field was particularly competitive and many riders completed the difficult course with only four or eight

faults. Some of the younger riders on the field, who shone brightly during Friday’s $50k Grey Goose World Cup/Grand Prix Qualifier, ran into trouble during the challenging course. Brianne Goutal, the eighteen-year-old riding prodigy from New York and Southampton who almost won Friday’s Grand Prix Qualifier with the remarkable time of 39.75, only to be beaten by Canadian Olympian Mario Deslauriers’ time of 39.25, knocked two rails and thus was denied the chance to strut her stuff in the jump-off. However, Brianne and Onira, her mount of four years, did not go home emptyhanded. Along with winning second and fourth (continued on the next page)

20 Years Ago In Dan’s Papers A Teenager Loose in the Hamptons September 4, 1987 By Dan Rattiner On Monday Morning, my ex-wife, Pam, called and said that we ought to get together and talk about our daughter, Maya. “She’s sixteen and school’s over in two days I think we ought to have a strategy with her for the summer.” I invited her to drive to my office in Bridgehampton from East Hampton — we both live in East Hampton — and I’d take her out to lunch at Bobby Van’s. Hearing about the lunch, daughter was not

impressed. “You are going to discuss ME at Bobby Van’s?” “That’s right.” “What are you going to talk about?” “Whatever it is,” I said, “I’ll let you know.” At the lunch, Pam arrived with her new oneyear-old daughter in her arms. As the waitress took us to our table, people looked at us admiringly. We looked like a family. First, Pam and I had a shrimp cocktail. Then we split a chef’s salad. She is a vegetarian, but I am not, so she had all the sliced cheese and I had all the sliced ham and turkey. The hard-boiled eggs

and gherkins we split evenly, with the oneyear-old getting a bottle. “We can’t just let her run around wild,” Pam said. “If we don’t make any guidelines, she’ll just come and go as she pleases. And that is a bad idea.” I agreed with this. During the school year, for example, she was allowed to go out just one night per week, on weekends. No sleepovers were allowed during school days. And we tried to keep track of where our daughter was, although with our two houses, two separate lives and with daughter involved in track, (continued on the next page)

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place on her two horses in the Qualifier, Brianne and Onira were awarded the 9thplace ribbon and a custom-made Antares saddle. Brianne’s next-door neighbor, seventeenyear-old Addison Phillips of New York and East Hampton, also got knocked out of the jump-off lineup when her horse, Trezebees, got ahead of herself and also knocked two rails, costing them a total of eight faults and putting them in 10th place. However, Addison had already won Wölffer Estate’s Equitation Championship on Saturday, as well as the Small Junior Hunters on Friday. 24-year-old United States Equestrian Team member Georgina Bloomberg and her horse, Cim Christo, had a beautiful round, but a rail down

over the last fence put her out of the running for the blue ribbon as well. Like all great sporting events, Sunday’s Grand Prix field was not without its share of thrills and spills. The most memorable of these came when Hillary Dobbs, the elegant 19-yearold rider who had been stunning the crowd with top ribbons, including two wins, in the high jumper classes all week long, flew off of her horse in the middle of a combination, landing on her side and laying motionless on the field for a few excruciating seconds before being tended to by the emergency medical staff. Luckily, neither Dobbs nor her mount, Corlett, was seriously injured. As soon as Dobbs left the arena, Todd Minikus entered

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and jumped the first fence before bowing out of the competition. Although it is unclear as to what happened during his brief ride, speculation about a mid-jump collision between his head and that of his horse rendering him halfconscious circulated through the crowd. Off the field, celebrities like Motley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and rocker Bruce Springsteen were causing a stir as they rooted for their favorite horses and riders amidst the clinking champagne glasses and excited exclamations of the Hamptons elite. Behind the hubbub of the tents, some of the world’s best trainers coached and consoled their students while grooms buffed boots and their charges’ coats until they were gleaming. Then the grooms lined up on haybales stacked behind the Exhibitors’ Tent to watch the action. The energy all around the Classic was electric, as every voice cried out after each knocked rail and shouted with glee when a horse and rider had a clean round. The Hampton Classic Horse Show has been the most highly anticipated sporting event of every Hamptons summer since 1975 and this year’s show was certainly the grandest. From the toughest courses to the most talented riders in the sport, this year’s Classic had it all. Let’s hope they all come back next year to thrill us with their speed and agility once more.

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drama, school yearbook, tests, a boyfriend and the literary magazine, where she was at any given moment sometimes fell through the cracks. “Well, what would you think about three nights per week?” I asked. “She could go out three, but be home four. It’s summer, after all.” “That sounds good. This isn’t meant as some kind of punishment. Just guidelines. But maybe we ought to aim for this, but let HER make the suggestion about how many times per week she should go out.” “Good, Idea,” I said. “Maybe she’ll even suggest fewer nights.” “I doubt it.” Tuesday afternoon, Pam called me at the office. “When do you want to get together to talk to Maya?” she asked. “I don’t think we should keep her in suspense. Why don’t we just do it tonight?” Maya spends Tuesday nights with her mother and stepfather. It was arranged that I come over around eight o’clock. This, I presumed, would be well after dinner. I figured that I would work late at the office that evening, and I thought I’d grab a bite at some point. As is turned out, however, there was no time for that. And when I arrived at my Pam’s house, I saw through the window that they were just sitting down to dinner. Pam, John, Daughter, Son and Little Daughter. Of course — John is a farmer and he gets home late. I knocked at the door and went in. “Pull up a chair,” John said, between mouthfuls. “Grab yourself something to eat.” I did. “What we were thinking,” I told (continued on page 43)

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Who’s Here By Daniel Simone Jami Floyd went back and forth several times scrambling to select a location for this interview. At last, “Let’s meet at The Farmer’s Market,” she said self-assertively, confident that the suggestion would survive. The Farmer’s Market was bustling with weekendHamptonites that morning, strolling about the vast, bucolic grounds — women clad, or rather scantily clad, in billowing sheer linen skirts and beach sandals. The early, ardent sun was scorching, even by Amagansett standards. The morning had awakened and rudely promised a sultry midsummer day. Ms. Floyd arrived in the company of her two beautiful children and her tall, handsome husband, Kurt Flehinger, a criminal defense attorney. After the brisk greetings and salutations with this writer, she sent them off to the beach. “I’ll meet you at the beach later, okay honey? And be careful with the children in the water.” Then, as expected, the doting mother bent down to kiss her son and daughter and relegated them to their father. The scene was that of a loving, all American family, successful and wholesome and happy to enjoy their beach house in East Hampton, which they consider a year round refuge from the concrete Jungle. First, Ms. Floyd is a woman. Then, a mother, a wife, a lawyer, a journalist, a lecturer, a reformist and a TV anchor. She hosts a weekday morning show titled, Best Defense on Court TV. The program features current criminal trials that take place in courtrooms throughout the United States. As they unfold, Ms. Floyd renders her legal interpretation of the proceedings. In fact, that is the essence of her show. In an analytical style, she engages her keen perception of the law by defining, construing and unraveling the legal engineering, which otherwise would linger in a state of bafflement. And she deftly dissects her analysis with common clarity, spontaneity and a patient dissertation. These techniques elicit an interest from her audience, solely because Ms. Floyd simplifies the complicated judicial system for her viewers. This ability, most probably, derives from Ms. Floyd’s tenure as a lecturer of law at The Stanford Law School. When she speaks, even in casual conversations, she deploys her edifying instincts, avid to convey

Jami Floyd TV News Anchor her professional knowledge and experience in her field. She delves into conversation on several subjects, almost simultaneously, with a balanced adroitness. Ms. Floyd was born to artistic parents and raised in New York City. Her mother was a

the African American urbanity. Being bi-racial made her adolescent and teenage years socially difficult. This subtle anomaly was the subject of jeers and abuse throughout her formative years. When this writer asked her to comment on that issue, she thrust her hands in the air and with widened eyes exclaimed, “Are you kidding? It was hard big time, big time. It was rough, real rough. I used to get beat up, made fun of. You know, all those things. But yes, it was tough, oh yeah!” Despite those taunting years, she says she does not harbor ill feelings towards black or white societies, consciously or unconsciously. And she seems to mean it. Ms. Floyd’s parents had aimed to turn their only child toward the arts. Instead, law emerged as her vocation, an ambition that had been fermenting in her veins. On completion of studies at the Boalt Hall School of Law, University of California at Berkley, she attained a doctorate in jurisprudence, a law degree. Afterward, she had the opportunity to serve as a law clerk to a California Supreme Court Judge. In 1990, the notable San Francisco firm of Morrison & Foerster inducted Jami into its cadre of attorneys where she practiced and honed her proficiency in criminal defense law. Up to that point, the aforementioned posts she’d held had yielded valuable experiences in the legal profession. However, her aspirations were suddenly scented by gratuitous sentiments. She was struck by a yearning desire to represent those defendants who couldn’t buy the best legal defense — human beings who would be deprived of the representation and fairness available to the wealthy accused. So, she enrolled in the Office of the San Francisco Public Defender. “I didn’t do it for the money. There are so many poor people abused by the system. And who’s there for them? No one. I considered myself fortunate, so I wanted to give back a little.” Ms. Floyd is persuasive and candid. Her brown eyes gaze attentively at her listener — an intimation of her eagerness to transmit the importance of her ideas. Ms. Floyd subscribes to and believes in the American Judicial System, “But it needs revision…badly.” She is concerned with the underlying problems of corruption, cover-ups and false confessions. “I’m calling for the videotaping of all confessions, by everyone involved.” Indeed, these

Her performance attested to her caliber and ability to carry out intricate assignments of epic proportion — Abner Luima and Amadou Diallo, O.J. Simpson, the Oklahoma City Bombers, Michael Jackson and Michael Skakel. stage dancer and singer by inclination and an educator by profession. Her father is an African American painter, masterful dauber and ultimately an architectural designer — a brew that spun her into the swirls of a cultural mingle that attaches part of her origins to

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place, the Building Department may issue summonses or obtain court warrants for overcrowding based on visual clues outside a home. Inspectors will be looking for multiple satellite dishes, utility meters or mailboxes, an excess of cars in the driveway over time, and other indicia of overcrowding. If a potential overcrowding situation is discovered, the tenants could prove that they (and their landlord) are exempt from the rules by showing that they comprise a family or family-like group. Given the safety concerns at stake, penalties for violating the overcrowding rules are stiff. A first violation carries a fine of between $1,500 and $8,000, with the possibility of imprison-

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ment for up to six months. A second violation carries a minimum fine of $3,000 and could result in an increased fine of $15,000 and imprisonment for up to six months. However, to encourage cooperation with Building inspectors (such as granting access without the need for a warrant or reporting violations), Town Justices may reduce the penalties and even dismiss violations if the tenants or landlord cooperate with the authorities. Community groups throughout the Township praised the law and most of those who attended the final public hearing erupted into applause when the Board voted in favor of the new rules. However, several groups professing concern for minority and lower income

groups opposed the law. They expressed concern that people will be forced to live on the street and that the class divide in the Hamptons will be exacerbated. It is difficult to imagine that these same people would express anything other than outrage over lax laws if a large group of poor lower-income residents were killed in a fire because of overcrowding. In any event, their current view did not carry the day — the Board adopted the new rules unanimously. The law, which was co-sponsored by Speaker Heaney and Councilmember Nuzzi, applies to single-family, two-family and townhouse residential rentals within Southampton Town limits.

enterprising isn’t over. Without hesitation, she launches into a new endeavor. The conclusion of her Fellowship at the White House gave rise to the genesis of her broadcasting career. In 1996, CBS recruited her as a legal analyst and correspondent. She was now a wanted woman in the world of television news. Her creditable, elegant and simplistic delivery and the seriousness of style with which she blended her legal reporting and analysis, earned her the esteem of her colleagues in the law profession and in the entertainment field. In a short time, Ms. Floyd’s news correspondence and anchoring progressed to a consistent schedule. Her sculpted, naturally olive-toned face pervaded

the television screens — World News Now, Early Morning News, World News Tonight with Peter Jennings, Good Morning America, Nightline, 20/20, World News Tonight and Court TV, delivering every feature of each episode with candor and authoritative competence. Ms. Floyd has established her success with producers and network executives. Her performance attested to her caliber and her ability to carry out intricate assignments of epic proportion. To catalog a few trials: Abner Luima and Amadou Diallo, O.J. Simpson, the Oklahoma City Bombers, Michael Jackson and

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issues are meritorious, but disquieting. “Any American could become the victim of these flaws in our system.” Ms. Floyd has served and completed a variety of other tenures since the early 90s. In 1993, a fascinating occupation materialized at the White House — a Fellowship in the Hillary Clinton/Health Care War Room. The assiduous Ms. Floyd, not surprisingly, had earned the respect and the appreciation of certain members of the Clinton Administration, so much so that, upon completion of the Health Care effort, the staff transferred her Fellowship to Al Gore’s Domestic Policy Office/Crime Policy. When Ms. Floyd completes a mission, her

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Twentysomethingâ&#x20AC;ŚBy David Lion Rattiner The Jitney and Harry Potter I was on the Jitney on my way to New York City to visit an old friend and found myself sitting next to a guy who was reading Harry Potter, only he wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t reading the latest book, he was reading the third novel, and he was deep in thought. I am not a Harry Potter fan. I made it through the first book when I was seventeen, thought it was the stupidest thing I ever read and thought everybody was crazy. Over the years, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been shocked at the amount of intellectuals that are reading this book. I can remember seeing a girl named Annabel Raybeck about four years ago sunbathing on Georgica Beach. She and I were friendly in high school, and although I never had any deep conversations with her, I knew that she was one of the smartest girls in school, getting straight Aâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in everything. When I stopped to say hello, she was on page 8,000 of the most recent Harry Potter, which I think was the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cup of Coffeeâ&#x20AC;? or the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gobble Gobbleâ&#x20AC;? or something like that. I became intrigued when I saw her doing this. After all, this was Annabel, quite possibly one of the smartest people I will ever come across in my life, reading this book. Perhaps there was something I was missing. Sticking to my guns that this book was just a half-decade long fad, I decided not to purchase another one of them. I did see one of the Harry Potter movies with my buddy Jim in college, with whom I rowed with and is gay, and who

left the theater saying, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think Harry is kind of a stud.â&#x20AC;? And that was the end of it for me and Harry Potter. Of course, this year is the final installment and I can understand the excitement, but I only can understand it when it comes to the kids. After all, I was a big fan of stupid things when I was little, as well. In fact, to this day when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m feeling confused about life, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll always remember the great words of Splinter, the giant, mutated ninja rat in the television series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,â&#x20AC;? and then Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll find myself still thinking that April is one hot cartoon television journalist. But for the love of God, to sit here on this Jitney and watch this grown man, sporting a

dress shirt, a Rolex Submariner watch and a small leather bag read a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book is so ridiculous that it boggles the mind. And heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the only one! It is not an uncommon sight to see a grown man reading this book. And heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not reading it at home in bed, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s publicly flaunting that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reading Harry Potter. People read Harry Potter to make a statement I think, but they have no idea what kind of statement. I saw a guy at a restaurant in East Hampton reading Harry Potter with a group of people sitting at the table. Truck drivers read it while they are stuck in traffic on Route 27. Do chicks dig this or something? Is it because the books are so obnoxiously big that it makes it cool? I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get it. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t these people realize how ridiculous they look? Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a wizard for crying out loud! Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a book written for children! This isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Shakespeare. And yet, it is. I looked around the Jitney and noticed others reading Harry Potter. There was a business man reading it, a hipster dreadlocks guy who looked like he should be working in a coffee shop reading the book, a hot college babe with an NYU sweatshirt reading it and a hot Hamptons mom reading it. Not one kid on the bus. This book has crossed all race, age, political, religious and cultural barriers. J.K. Rowling is the man. And then I found myself having one of the most ridiculous conversations of my life. I (continued on page 34)

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The 2007 Summer’s social season out east has been star-studded from Brad and Angelina to the Douglas and Zeta-Jones’, and so it was no surprise that the official end of summer events this past Sunday were packed with noteworthy names. Sunday afternoon some of Hamptons finest came out in droves including Alec Baldwin, Kelly Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg with girlfriend Diana Taylor, Rudy and Judi Giuliani to witness Eliza Shuford and Larentino win the 150k FTI Grand Prix event which marked a successful close to the 32nd Annual Hampton Classic in Bridgehampton. A very proud papa, Mayor Bloomberg came out to support his daughter, Olympian Equestrian, Georgina who com-

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peted throughout the Classic. Bloomberg can recall many fond memories throughout his daughter’s illustrious career and laughed as he shared with me, “I can remember when I would help her braid the horses before competition, I was good at it!” As the NYC Mayor enjoyed the festivities, former Mayor Giuliani and his wife, Judith mingled with the masses and posed for pictures. Giuliani hit the 2008 Presidential Campaign trail this past weekend out East and revealed how he even managed to get in some down time, “My wife and I love to play golf. I played this morning and it calms me down. It’s a great way to relieve stress!” A few feet away, stunning supermodel, Christie Brinkley smiled and modeled for pictures alongside her daughter Alexa Ray Joel. The talented artist continues to evolve and is growing into a gorgeous knock out! Joel was glowing in a form fitting vintage frock while on a mission to save Sag Harbor, she told me. “I’ve grown up here, this is my home and we need to preserve the rich (continued on page 39)

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Dan’s Book Review: The Peebles Principles... his belt. A very natural emotion for a businessman. But through the help and advice of an experienced lawyer, he learned to negotiate, and after his first deal he learned to recognize when he had the power to negotiate, leading to his first principal that the reader can apply to business, while still being captured by how interesting of a deal Peebles made. Peebles explains that if you have control of some part of the deal, whether its supply or demand, meaning that the deal can’t go through without you and you can’t be replaced by somebody else, then you should not be afraid to negotiate with full confidence. What makes information like this so valuable is that Peebles has the ability to see how you can apply this kind of thinking to any kind of business, not just real estate. Peebles lays out ten principles that he has learned through experiences like this and which he now lives by. It is through this kind of communication to the reader that Peebles gets you thinking in the frame of mind that a businessman or woman should so that you can

better recognize situations where taking one action can lead to a successful business venture and taking a seemingly equal logical action can lead to an unsuccessful one. The writing style of the book is non-pompous, which is surprising for a man of such great success, and is also very straightforward. There is also a real awareness of natural emotions that a business person is going to feel, even when everything is going right in a deal. Peebles points out where these emotions are coming from and how not to let them, especially fear, stop you from accomplishing what you are trying to achieve. Peebles’ book is a good read because he doesn’t try to go over your head by impressing you with big business terminology, wild mathematical formulas or bizarre mental and physical routines that so many other business books practically demand of you. Instead, he paints the big picture from his experience and then breaks it down logically and explains how he applies it to himself looking forward, which can really help your decision-making ability not just in business, but in life as well.

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What do I do now, he seemed to be asking. The scientist, of course, had no answer for what the dog ought to do next, and so they just stayed there like that for a little while until an assistant came in with a tray of meat. He gave it to this little dog, who chomped down on it, walked off with it into a corner to lay down with it, and then ate it. What had they learned? They learned that you can’t train a wolf to be a dog, no matter how hard you try. And they knew that both dogs and wolves are pack animals, they realized that the pack, with wolves, is other wolves. But for dogs, the pack is the humans. Dogs have been bred to consider themselves part of the human pack. “That’s the way dogs and wolves are wired,” the announcer on the video said. “It has probably been bred into the dogs by the humans, but there you are, it’s in the genes.” I have two dogs, born within a year of each other, who I have been raising with friendship, affection and regular feedings for seven years and eight years respectively. They exhibit variations on this conclusion. One is a little 17-pound Bichon Frise, cute as a button, who follows me everywhere. Or tries to. When he sees me going out without taking him, he gives me this sorrowful look. You are going out without me? What’ll I do? If you gave him the New Zealand test, he would go right for the bucket with the steak in it and then wag his tail and look right at you to say thank you. With the belt and the steak and the cage, I think he would look at it and then not do anything. Instead, he would look at the cage and then to the scientist and then go back and forth trying to receive direct information about the rules of opening the cage. After awhile, having not gotten either instructions or meat, he would lose interest in the problem and lie down to look at it from afar. Maybe this situation will change. The other dog I have is a 50-pound shaggy coat Wheaton Terrier. If the Bichon is around, he will stay close to me. But if the Bichon is not around, the Wheaton will lie down about twenty yards from me, facing away to keep a watch, as a sentry might looking out for trouble. If he hears a squirrel scampering across a telephone wire outside, he leaps up to sound the alarm, and then, completely ignoring me, takes off to follow the trail of the squirrel as long as he can. If this means following the squirrel a half of a mile so he can’t find his way home, so be it. Somewhere out there there will be more humans to protect. So much for loyalty. We keep him on a leash when we take him for a walk. With the bucket experiment, he’d go where HE thought the meat was, regardless of the cue. As for the belt, the cage and the meat experiment, he would simply never give up trying to get the meat. That pesky meat has got to come out of there someday. •

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Michael Skakel. She also corresponded on several landmark Supreme Court Cases, the 2000 presidential election and its infamous recount, the anthrax atrocity and the John Kennedy Jr. plane tragedy, recovery and funeral. She had presented these reports with focused style, preserved the accuracy of the facts. For these qualities, Ms. Floyd garnered innumerable awards and citations, impractical to catalog herein. (If listed, this publication, I would have to insert a supplement in this issue). The event that personally affected Ms.

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Floyd most was the 9/11 tragedy. Ms. Floyd was raised near those infinite towers and her parents still reside in that vicinity. She reported the events of that debacle for several weeks — a valorous act. “As for 9/11, I could write a book,” pondered Ms. Floyd as her gaze, in reflection, went distant. And someday she most probably will, as she aspires to be an author. Imagine a lawyer, a legal analyst correspondent, a news anchor, a journalist, a Television show host, and, as a grand finale, a writer. In 2005, she returned to Court TV, but this

time, with her brainchild. The energetic, creative Ms. Floyd had conceived the current two-hour show. She then developed it and persuaded the Network to air it. “Best Defense” has become her forum, her perch; a perch that permits Ms. Floyd to swoop down into millions of American homes to disseminate the quenchless interpretation of the machinations that slowly peddle the judicial clogs. Ms. Floyd — the wife, the mother — embodies the personified Hamptonite, whose delight and gratification radiates in her countenance. The Defense now rests.

kind of structure into the situation.” “What do you think? That I’m going to go out and party all day and all night? There isn’t that much going on.” “If we left it up to you,” I said, “you’d be in town, walking around every night, looking for your friends.” “All right, then. Four nights.” “We were thinking more in terms of three.” In the end, we compromised. There would be four nights out — one night late (until two a.m.), two nights until midnight and one night until nine p.m. “You can switch around the days,” I said. “But we don’t want you going out more than four nights in any one week.” “And we want to know where you are,” Pam said. “If you start out in one place and then go

to another, call us.” “Fair enough.” “Think of this as having a kind of governor on your behavior.” “Yeah. What’s a governor?” Pam asked. “A governor is something they put on busses. Or on cars. You can go up to sixty miles per hour, but then, if you step on the accelerator, nothing happens. The governor kicks in. All you can go is sixty miles per hour or slower.” John spoke despite a mouthful of noodles. “It keeps the engine from blowing up,” he said. * * * The next afternoon, Maya was at my house. At dinnertime, she said the following: “Okay, Dad, I know that you didn’t spend a whole lunch talking about me. What did you guys REALLY talk about?”

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Daughter, “was to suggest that, during the summer, you have a certain number of days that you go out and a certain number of days that you stay home. We wanted you to suggest how many you thought it ought to be.” Maya didn’t even hesitate. “Seven nights a week until two a.m.” “Be serious, Maya.” “Six days.” “Try again.” “Well, what do you want? You tell me.” “We wanted you to tell us.” “She’s bargaining,” John said. “You guys start with one night.” He was staying well out of it. “This is some kind of punishment,” Maya said. “No, it’s not. We’re just trying to put some

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ARTISTS FOR NATURE CONSERVANCY A Labor Day landscape show of great places on the East End by 12 painters and photographers, many who have graced the covers of Dan's Papers, was held at Ashawagh Hall in East Hampton to benefit The Nature Conservancy, a non profit organization dedicated to preserving the diversity of life here by protecting our land and water. The artists share a passion for the East End, and the exhibition focuses our breath taking landscape and the magical quality of light on the East End.

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1. Casey Chalem Anderson, Michele Margit 2. Liz Dent, Alpa Pandya 3. Ellen Dooley, Tom Steele 4. Aubrey Grainger, Martin Baietti 6. Carisa Skretch, Eileen Dawn Skretch 7. Alec Hirschfeld, Bunny & Jeff Dell 8. Patti Ogden McGrath, Randy Parsons, Nancy Kelly

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Anne Hearst McInerney and Jay McInerney graciously hosted a cocktail party at their home in Water Mill in anticipation of "Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered" this years Alzheimer's Association's Rita Hayworth Gala which will take place on October 10 in the Grand Ballroom of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. For tickets call 1 212 843-1712

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THE HAMPTON CLASSIC GRAND PRIX Photos: Tom W. Ratcliffe III Text: Maria Tennariello The big tent paid homage to celebrities and spectators alike for the Grand Prix competition. Concluding The Hampton Classic Horse Show, Eliza Shuford, 28, of North Carolina and Larentino, owned by the Larentino Group, triumphed in the $150,000 FTI Grand Prix on Sunday. Beezie Madden of Cazenovia, NY and Peter Wylde of Dover Plains, NY, teammates on the US 2004 Gold Medal Olympic team, placed second and third respectively.

1. Dan Rattiner, B. Smith 2. Dave & Carol Baker 3. Tony Hitchcock 4. Ellen Pastor 5. Ryder, Diana, Brook, Jake & Jeff Esposito 6. Karen Guerl, Charles Ferara 7. Michael Braverman, David Yurman 8. Bruce Springsteen, Paul Howe 9. Joan, Jani, Jadry & John Gruen 10. Christy Brinkley 11. Betty Knight Script, Cliff Robertson 12. Lou Dobbs, Marty Bauman 13. Sybil Yurman 14. Rose Marie Borg, Joyce Moley, Kathy Rae 15. Jan Rose 16. Othon & Kathy Provins, Cathy & Enzo Morabito 17. Mayor Mike Bloomberg 18. Jonathan Farkas 19. Kathy & Rick Hilton 20. Alec Baldwin 21. Silas, Mica, Tucker and Charlie Marder

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SOFO’S END OF SUMMER PARTY

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As a thank you for support of the SoFo annual dinner dance and the efforts of everyone who have made this a great year at the South Fork Natural History Museum, Andy Sabin (president of the board and founder) and Lily Sing hosted an evening of kayaking, and food with great Country Bluegrass Music.

1. Andy Sabin & Lily Sing 2. Barbara & Kenny Etzel 3. Marilyn Coyote, Dan Rattiner, Chris Wasserstein 4. Nancy Mulvihill, Annette Sabin, Dolores Zebrowski 5. Jim Ash

JENNIFER MULLER /THE WORKS

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Under the auspices of Guild Hall, ‘Jennifer Muller/The Works’ performed at the estate of Rory Riggs on Further Lane in East Hampton. The event was sponsored by Rory Riggs and Rebecca Cooper, the wine was provided by Pernod. Honorary Chairpersons were Edward Albee and Jack Lenor Larsen, Ruth Appelhof and Dianne Benson attended. 1. Rory Riggs, Jennifer Muller 2. Gen Hashimoto, Seiko Fujita Rekoert, Barbara Maslen, Frank Ferrante

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Bravura Art and Objects in Southampton, hosted an opening reception of a new exhibit “Seaweeds Of The South Fork” by marine biologist and professor, Larry B. Liddle. As Professor Emeritus of Biology and Marine Sciences from Southampton College, his debut at Bravura is appreciated on both scientific and artistic levels. The exhibit will run through September 11.

1. Aniik Libby & Bo 2. Emil Massotto, Jasmine, LizDeringer, RyanBollman 3. George Peck, Mary Miss, Chris Foster 4. Leonard Barton, Prof. Larry Liddle, Miles Ladin 5. Zach Zunis, Maud N. Pollock, Prinzi, Stephen Storch 6. Adam, Ilane, Jack, Brooke Zivitofsky

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the Cutchogue post office. On fine spring days folks would buy their stamps at the post office and then come out and just stand on Griffing Street and look at the trees that reached to blue skies and at the pink and white blossoms that carpeted the ground. There were no words. Just gratitude. Now the blossoms are gone and the good-earth grassy island that divided the roadway and nurtured the trees is paved over. Why? For five or six parking spaces. That, I guess, is kind of a storage, too. On second thought, you don’t want to hear what Joan had to

to me. Then there were the chairs. They had been placed casually about the much larger room. Now eight of them were side-by-side up against a wall. I’d be elbow-toelbow with a toothsome stranger as if I were on that plane headed south. When the hygienist called me in, I smiled and looked around for my dentist. I commented only mildly on the change for, in truth, I was fearful of coming on too strong. I’m fond of the teeth I have. But the transition from graciousness to pure function in that waiting room gave me something to chew on. Was my dentist’s renovation a reflection of what’s going on here on the North Fork? Dr. Dentist said he needed the other half of the waiting room for storage. Now there’s a whole bunch of storage facilities near the LIRR in Southold. Why can’t my dentist store old x-rays and stuff there? And give us longsuffering patients a room with a window. Would you like to hear what Joan Wetzel had to say about another spot on the North Fork where beauty was sacrificed for not much at all? Joan lives in Cutchogue and had for years admired the flowering fruit trees that divided the north/south lanes of Griffing Street. That’s the road where you’ll find

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larly. Harbes is also home to one of the North Fork’s most popular fall festivals, which provides pumpkin pickers with a corn maze, hay and pony rides and candy apples. Me, I go for the corn—super-sweet, succulent corn that explodes in your mouth it’s so crisp and fresh. I’ve been eating it raw in salads, charring it over a grill to make salsa and roasting it ever so lightly to eat right off the cob. I’ve tasted corn from at least a half dozen farms this summer, and nothing beats Harbes. We’ve even made special trips, out of our way, to stop in for a half dozen ears or

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their baker’s dozen. It never goes to waste in our kitchen. But this isn’t a food column. Head over to Silvia Lehrer’s cooking column for Roy Bradook’s restaurant reviews to read more about the East Ends best eats. This is a wine column, and you may not know that the Harbes family also grows wine grapes, and have released their first wines. The labels for both their 2005 Merlot ($16) and 2005 Chardonnay ($14) describe their vineyard as a “unique stony hillside ideal for extraordinary wines” and Kareem Massoud of Paumanok Vineyards—where the wines are made—describes it similarly, telling me in an email “It is nicely situated on a south-facing slope, about as a good a slope as you can find on Long Island, which we all know is generally flat. It is a well-maintained, young vineyard.” They have around 2.5 acres each of chardonnay and merlot. But how are these wines—which can be picked up just behind the main farm stand in a charming, rustic shack that could only be improved with real glassware rather than clear plastic cups? In a word, promising. Young vines tend to result in less flavorful, less interesting fruit and thus, wines. The chardonnay, which at $14 is a relative bargain for a barrel-fermented rendition, is a young wine and the fruit seems to be lurking in wait with just the faintest aromas of pineapple and roasted apples. Warming vanilla and caramel notes are joined by just a little sweet corn (I assure you that none of that delicious corn actually went into the wine). On a medium-bodied, somewhat creamy palate, the oak is a little raw for my taste and isn’t balanced by that timid fruit. That said, barrel-fermented chardonnay is extremely popular and this is a serviceable wine in that style. Just don’t over chill this wine—the oak is overwhelming right out of the fridge. 392 cases were made. I’m looking forward to their 2006 steel-fermented chard, which hasn’t been released yet. I’m much more excited about their soft, fruity merlot. Medium-bodied and just a little juicy it offer loads of black cherry and plum fruit aromas that are accented by faint hints cocoa powder. The palate is straightforward—bushels of cherries and a little chocolate—but relatively low tannins make this a nice, gulplable wine. There are many local wines priced much higher that aren’t as good.

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300 Acres, One Family 10 Generations On One Farm. The North Fork And The Wickham Family. By Jessica Gold Since 1680, the almost 300 acres of land located in Cutchogue has belonged to the Wickham family. Prudence Wickham is the 10th generation of Wickham’s to operate the farm and she loves every single minute of it. Who wouldn’t love waking up every morning to the fragrant smell of fruit and the sugary smell of freshly baked donuts and pastries? The farm truly offers a “country” experience for everyone who stops by. The piece of property; according to Prudence “has never done anything but farm.” It was apparently much larger when acquired by the family, extending from “Bay to Sound.” But after the Revolutionary War, the farm shrank in size as property was confiscated. Working with what remained; the fertile property has given rise to some of Long Island’s freshest fruit. My family and I have been regulars there all summer. We’ve timed our visits with the ripeness of the fruit crops. My sister would call in the morning and find out whether the crop of choice was ready for us to gather. We picked the sweetest cherries right off of the tree in July. It was so much fun. The staff put out ladders, which we’d climb and pick the fruit from both the highest and lowest point. It took awhile to fill up the basket, but it was so much fun during the time. My 3 year old loved yanking the cherries off the tree and loading up the basket. We came back in early August to pick blueberries. We were handed little pint containers and a metal carrier and directed to head back to the blueberry patches. Covered in netting to protect the crops; the blueberries were beckoning us to pick them. They were ripe and clustering on the bush. Within about 45 minutes our pints were filled up and we started exchanging ideas of what to make with them. Let’s just say that the next morning we had the best blueberry pancakes around. Prudence Wickham happily stated that she “Loves to see families drive up to the farm.” She describes the fruit picking aspect as one that is a “fun family experience” that continues after the picking is done. “If a family is picking peaches,” she said, “They can continue the activity by going home and making peach cobbler together.” She sees the excitement that families have and loves hearing the conversations. When I was at a loss of what to do with our cherries; we were given some pastry ideas and cobbler recipe sources. There’s still a lot of fruit and vegetable picking left for the year. Upcoming crops include: peaches, apples and pumpkins. “Hot and dry” is ideal for fruit stated Prudence and this summer has been a pretty good one for the crops. They are abundant and flourishing. If you have a group of 10-150 people, you can arrange a private group tour of the farm. Depending on the time of year and the group size, special activities are arranged. I selected “mixed group” (meaning adults and children) in September from their list of choices and it showed that for around $8.00 per person we can select any three activities to do in addition to a fun wagon ride around the farm. We could pick pumpkins or apples, see a beekeeping demonstration; for an additional fee we could taste cider and get a farm history tour. It has the makings for a great day with family and friends. The staff will work with you on arranging a tour that fits your needs. You can essentially arrange tours from April to November. The farm is shut down between

February and April of each year to the public; but the workers are still out there all year round preparing the fields for the next years harvest. If you are in a hurry, pick up some fruits, vegetables, jams and pastries at the farm market. If you can stay awhile be sure to select a

basket and head back to the crops and get picking. The farm is open MondaySaturday from 9-5 p.m. For information on any aspect of the farm; including picking dates and tours, please call 631-734-6441 or visit their website at www.wickhamsfruitfarm.com. Happy picking!

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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 MOVIES IN THE PARK- 8 p.m. Movies in the Park features ‘Wild Hogs’ starring John Travolta and Tim Allen, Shinnecock Canal Park, Hampton Bays, presented by Town of Southampton Parks & Recreation Department. Short film from Kids On Camera program precedes screening. Bring lawn

chairs and blankets. 631-728-8585. ANTIQUE FIRE APPARATUS SHOW- 8:00am Antique Fire Apparatus Show on Love Lane in Mattituck 2:00 Parade through Mattituck with over 35 Fire departments. Following Parade Carnival, Concert & Celebration at the Fire House.631-2988833 ext. 45 PLAY READING- 8 p.m. the North Fork Community Theatre play reading ‘The Man Who Came to Dinner’ directed by Michael Disher. Tickets: $10. 631-298-4500, www.nfct.com. BEACH BLAST A-GO-GO- 4 p.m.-midnight, check out the twenty-second annual Beach Blast AGo-Go to benefit Quinipet Camp & Retreat and The Island Gift of Life Foundation, Wades Beach, Shelter Island. Event features hosts Vlad & Creighton from TV’s “Ghoul A-GO-GO,” California’s Los Straitjackets, World Famous Pontani Sisters,

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North Fork Dining Log Crossroads Diamond Restaurant- A cozy intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant déécor with cozy hand-crafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. Call 631-369-2221. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit www.blackwellsrestaurant.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party

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Happy Hour 2 Hours 4:30-6:30pm Open 7 days a Week - Serving Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Sunday Brunch

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Old Mill Inn- Fine waterfront dining in an unspoiled corner of Long Island, serving frest ingredients from local waters and farms. Open Wednesday through Monday. www.theoldmillinn.net. 631-298-8080. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, caféé. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Old-style, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Farmer Bar-serves real southern pit barbecue in a country roadhouse setting. All of our ‘cue meats are smoked “low and slow” over apple and cherry wood for 6 - 12 hours producing that undeniable barbecue flavor. Centrally located on Depot Lane in Cutchogue, Farmer Bar is the perfect accompaniment to the North Fork experience. Open 7 days/week 11am - 11pm Take- out and catering available. 631 734-5410. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631477-1345. Jedediah’s - Award-winning chefs Tom Schaudel and Michael Ross offer the finest local seasonal cuisine and exceptional service in an elegantly renovated Victorian sea captain’s mansion, set on beautifully landscaped grounds and surrounded by acres of farmland. The 2500-bottle international wine cellar includes a sampling of every wine produced on Long Island. Rated “excellent” by The New York Times and Newsday. Zagat’s rating: “extraordinary to perfection” for food and decor. Open daily for lunch and dinner, Sunday brunch. Terrace dining as weather permits. Jedediah Hawkins Inn, 400 South Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport. www.jedediahhawkinsinn.com. 631-722-2900. Cooperage Inn- Casual Country dining in a cozy relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Serving lunch, dinner and Sunday Brunch. 631-727-8994. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631-734-5123 A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. www.touchofvenice.com.

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Dan’s North Fork Love Lane is one of the most charming streets on Long Island, a place where time has seemed to slow down, if not totally stand still. Recently a new addition came when Mike Avella opened his new restaurant on the site of the bakery that had been in Love Lane for many years. I have commented before about the interesting background of so many restaurateurs and chefs and Mike is no exception. After living in Italy for ten years and almost finishing his medical studies, he returned to New York and ran a very successful Midas muffler franchise with his brother. He then spent nineteen years on Wall Street, finally as CIO for a major company. Then he moved into the world of cooking, something he had loved for many years and then went to culinary school. After completing school, he worked at some of the top restaurants in NYC and Long Island. Living in Remsenburg, he looked around eastern Long Island for a suitable place to open his own establishment and finally settled on Love Lane. Love Lane Kitchen is bright, airy and spacious and also has some outdoor tables. They open for breakfast and lunch from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. during the week and from 8 to 3 on Saturday and Sunday. The printed menu is extensive and interesting but every day there are a number of daily specials beautifully hand written on a big blackboard by Kayla, one of the young and very personable wait staff. We started our meal with two soups of the day. Gazpacho was everything it should be, deep fresh tastes, chunky texture, correctly chilled but not icy and with that bit of bite that makes all the difference between a good and a great soup and this was truly great - one of the best. Chicken noodle was fragrant with lots of white chicken meat, wellcooked noodles and a hint of cilantro. The toasted bread that came with it was addictive and Mike told us that all of their bread comes from that great

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bakery, Tomcat. One of the house specialties is a Cuban sandwich and it was easy to see and taste why. The pork is roasted in house (Mike explained that they make virtually everything and seek to use the best of local fresh produce) and the traditional combination with ham and melted cheese with sweet pickle, in some more excellent grilled bread, accompanied by some truly succulent fried plantains is highly recommended. Hot dog lovers should beat a path here to explore something different - Kobe

franks Chicago style. Traditionally, Chicago style requires an all beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, onions, dill pickle, tomato, Serrano chilies and celery salt. When the oversize frank is made from Kobe beef this really becomes something special for dog lovers and paired with their delectable hand cut fries that are fried in herb infused canola oil - go ahead, indulge yourselves! The lobster roll was packed with lobster meat and used a modicum of mayo as binding and another of the specialties; the grilled swordfish sandwich was full of perfectly cooked thin cutlets of swordfish. The quality of food is extremely high, the portions are extremely large and the prices are extremely reasonable. Sandwiches are in the range of $9 to $11 a steak frites with marinated hanger steak is only $11 and my beloved beer battered fish and chips that I longed to try but had absolutely no room for is only $12 - still there is always another day and another meal (hopefully). Another of Mike’s many facets is now the art of coffee roasting. He was determined to serve excellent coffee to match the food and one thing led to another and now he has a wonderful state of the art Diedrich coffee roaster where the house coffees are prepared as well as other special blends and now this side of the business is starting to take off as he supplies other restaurants and specialty stores. The coffee is also available for purchase at the restaurant. The Guatemalan house blend is the base for the best ice coffee we have ever enjoyed. Also, if you like iced teas ask for an ‘Arnold Palmer’ - iced tea and fresh lemonade mixed - wonderful. Love Lane Kitchen is a great addition to our eating options - unless you live close to Mattituck, this truly is somewhere that you will visit, eat and enjoy and go away wishing it were in your neighborhood - I know that we did! – Roy Bradbrook

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$5. 631-275-3202 POTLUCK DINNER- 6:30 p.m. is the Monthly potluck dinner hosted by EarthSave, which promotes healthy and planet-friendly food choices, at Cornell Cooperative Extension, Riverhead. Lecture follows dinner. Bring vegetarian dish that serves 6-8 people. 631-567-5280. THE TEMPEST- At 8 p.m. the Southold-based production company RWStageArt presents Shakespeare’s ‘The Tempest,’ directed by Robert Wilson, original score performed by George Cork Maul, costume design by Joan Chambers, produced by Rebekah White; at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave., Riverhead. Tickets: adults, $15; students/seniors, $10. 631-727-5782, www.vailleavitt.org.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 THE TEMPEST- At 2 p.m.: Southold-based production company RWStageArt presents Shakespeare’s ‘The Tempest,’ directed by Robert Wilson, original score performed by George Cork Maul, costume design by Joan Chambers, produced by Rebekah White; at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, 18 Peconic Ave., Riverhead. Tickets: adults, $15; students/seniors, $10. 631-727-5782, www.vailleavitt.org. SUNSET SUITE- 5:30-8 p.m. is the ‘Sunset Suite’ gourmet dinner and wine tasting to benefit WSHU/WSUF Public Radio, Paumanok Vineyards, Aquebogue, sponsored by Mark J. Snyder Financial Services. Event is co-hosted by WSHU/WSUF on-air personalities Suzanne Bona and David Bouchier and features sit-down dinner prepared by Jamesport Manor Inn, wines with classical music by McDonaldBianculli Flute and Guitar Duo.Tickets: $100.

Reservations: 800-937-6045, wshu.org. BEACH BOTANY- Orient Beach State Park from 9-10:30 a.m. check out Beach Botany; view summer wildflowers and learn how plants survive in and adapt to harsh, windswept sandy environment. From 1:30-2:30 p.m. there will be a rock painting workshop at Orient Beach State Park. Paint and brushes supplied. Programs meet at Snack Bar in parking lot. Fee: adults, $3; children, $2. 631-323-2440. NORTH FORK FOODIE- 11 a.m.-4 p.m.: North Fork Foodie Tour hosted by North Fork Reform Synagogue celebrates area’s long tradition of farming, methods of sustainable agriculture and local artisans who produce distinctive foods using natural or organic techniques. Day-long event begins at Shinn Estate Vineyards, Mattituck; pick up maps of tour locations and information on special events. Tickets: $25, children under 12 free; available in advance at synagogue in Southold; Gallery M, Greenport; Complement The Chef, Southold; Cecily’s Love Lane, Mattituck and Garden of Eve Organic Farm, Aquebogue; or after 10 a.m. day of tour at Shinn Estate Vineyards. 631-722-5712, www.northforkreformsynagogue.com.

ONGOING EVENTS WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7754. GREENPORT GALLERY WALK- On the third Saturday of every month from June through

December (6-9 p.m.), a select group of galleries will open their doors for an evening of gallery hopping. Please join us for viewing, gallery talks, and refreshments. Dates are: June 16, July 21, August 18, September 15, October 20, November 17, and December 15. For further information please call 631-477-2153 REIKI CIRCLES- Reiki Cirlces Monday Nights @ Grace Episcopal Church Last Monday of the month, meetings are held at Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more Information, contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631)7272072 SKATEBOARDING – Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. Call 631477-2385 for hours. INDIAN MUSEUM – In Southold, open Sundays from 1:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Call 631-765-5577. CAROUSEL – The Greenport Village carousel in Mitchell Park is open Saturdays, Sundays and school holidays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Info for all facilities at the park including the ice rink and camera obsura can be found by calling 631-477-2200. CUSTER OBSERVATORY– Weather permitting Custer staff will be on hand to assist visitors in observing the night sky using their telescopes. From sunset until midnight in Southold. Call 631-7652626. MEDITATION – Buddhist meditations on Monday evenings at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church on Main Street in Southold. Call 631-949-1377. BINGO – Play bingo at 12:30 p.m. on Tuesdays at Southold American Legion Post 803, Main Road and Tuckers Lane. For more information call 631-7652276.

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Day By Day The Seagrass Meadowsâ&#x20AC;? presented by Dr. Bradley James Peterson. Located at Stony Brook Southampton, 239 Montauk Highway, Southampton. 631-632-5020. FRIDAY AT THE MOVIES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6.30 p.m. Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Showing Perfect Stranger on a large screen. Free admisArt Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 69, Benefits â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 54, sion. Seating is limited, please arrive at 6:15 p.m. Movies â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 64, Day by Day â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 54, Kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Events â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 57, Located at the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Entertainment (Take 5) â&#x20AC;&#x201C; pg. 62 SUMMER FILM SERIES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 p.m. The Parrish Art Museum continues the film series with La Strada. Tickets cost $5/$7. Located at 25 Jobs Lane, BENEFITS Southampton. 631-283-2118. FRIENDS OF BRYAN â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5 p.m. A benefit for LIVE MUSIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7-11 p.m. Every Friday Jane Neuroblastoma research. The evening will include live Hastay (pianist) and Peter Martin music, raffles, food & beverages. Weiss (bassist) will perform at CoCo $75 per person. Located at Sunset PICK OF THEWEEK Restaurant, located at The Mainstone CafĂŠ, 49 Sunset Avenue, TWILIGHT THURSDAYS Arms Inn, 207 Main Street, East Westhampton Beach. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/13 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5-7:30 p.m. Featuring Hampton. 631-324-5008. BEACH BLAST A GO-GO â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 FAMILY FRIDAYS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:30 live music and complimentary cheeses at â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4-12 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The 22nd annual p.m. Challah baking every Friday for WĂślffer Estate Vineyard. Located at 139 Shelter Island Beach Blast will children, parents and grandparents. benefit Quinipet Camp, Retreat Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolf- Located at Chabad of Southampton fer.com or call 631-537-5106. and The Island Gift of Life Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Foundation. Featuring an array of Southampton. 631-287-2249. bands, vaudeville acts, go-go dancers and much more. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Toots & The Admission $5. Located at Wades Beach on Shelter Maytalls will perform at 8 p.m., tickets $100. Little Island. 631-477-9700. Head Thinks will perform at 10 p.m., tickets $15. SAG HARBOR 300TH ANNIVERSARY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-8 Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. p.m. To benefit the restoration of the Annie Cooper Boyd House and the preservation on the historic village. SATURDAY, 8 Cocktails, seafood, international cheeses, music and WALKING TOUR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Jon Richard silent auction. Tickets $150. Located at the home of Barons will lead an architectural history tour of East Thomas Harris and Pace Barnes, 63 High Street, Sag Hamptonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Main Street. Admission $5 members/$10 Harbor. 631-725-5092. non-members. Reservations required. Meet at the BIRDHOUSE AUCTION â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/13 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 5:30-8 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Osborn-Jackson House, 101 Main Street, East Actress Renee Zellwegger will host the 3rd annual Hampton. 631-324-6850. Artist and Celebrity Birdhouse Auction to benefit breast FALL HARVEST DAY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m. cancer. Tickets $40. Located at Southampton Cultural Sponsored by Peconic Land Trust. Ride the hay wagon Center, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-726-8606. around the orchard, pick apples, explore the corn maze, climb wood sculptures and much more. Bring your camFRIDAY, 7 era. Refreshments available. $10 per person. Located at MARINE SCIENCE LECTURE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/7 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7.30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Seven Ponds Orchard, 65 Seven Ponds Road, Water Mill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There Goes the Neighborhood: The Desperate Plight of OPERA OF THE HAMPTONS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7.30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C;

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Presenting Giuseppe Verdiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s La Traviata. Pre-sale tickets $45, at the door $55. Located at the Levitas Center for the Arts, 25 Pond Lane, Southampton. www.operaofthehamptons.com. 631-728-8804. BI-LINGUAL POETRY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6 p.m. Luigi Fontanella will read in Italian from his new collection Land of Time: selected poems 1972 to 2003 while his wife will read them in English. Located at Canioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. YAPPY HOUR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 4-6 p.m. Bring your dog to yappy hour every Saturday. Enjoy complimentary wine and tea and organic treats for the pups. Located at Hamptons Hound, 2485 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7650. ARTS & CRAFTS FAIR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8-9/9 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Handcrafted items from over 60 vendors. Rain or shine. Located at Agawam Park, Southampton. 631-283-0402. FAMILY FUN HEALTH FAIR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Sponsored by Southampton Hospital. Screenings, fun activities for children, giveaways and refreshments. Free admission. Located at the Hampton Atrium, at the intersection of Montauk Highway and Route 24, Hampton Bays. 631-723-7013. COOKING SHOW â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1-2:30 p.m. Chef Charlie will demonstrate many ways to prepare eggs and what to add to give them a kick. Seating is limited, register at the circulation desk. Located at the Hampton Bays Public Library, 52 Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241. WHALING BOOK SIGNING â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2 p.m. Eric Jay Dolin will be signing copies of his book Leviathan: The History of American Whaling. Located at the Sag Harbor Whaling Museum, 200 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631725-0770. BAY STREET THEATRE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 8 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The Comedy Club continues with Zach Galifianakis. Tickets cost $50 and can be purchased at www.baystreet.org or by calling the box office at 631-725-9500. Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. POETRY READINGâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 7 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The North Sea Poetry Scene will present a reading and signing by Charles Ades Fishman. Located at the North Sea (continued on the next page)

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Community House, 130 Noyac Road, Southampton. 631413-7702. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 9/8 – Greg Brown will perform at 8 p.m., tickets $50/$65. Winston Irie will perform at 10 p.m., tickets $20. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117.

SUNDAY, 9 HORTICULTURE DISCUSSION – 9/9 – 2 p.m. Nancy Beaubaire will deliver her illustrated talk “Beyond the Grass Ceiling.” $10 donation suggested. Refreshments will be served. Located in the main auditorium of the Bridgehampton Community House, located at 2357 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-5372223. LIVE JAZZ – 9/9 – 7 p.m. Dennis Raffelock will perform jazz music at Pierre’s, located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. AMARYLLIS OPEN HOUSE – 9/9 – 2-4 p.m. Celebrating the 50th horse saved. Pony rides. Located at 93 Merchant’s Path off Sagg Road in Sagaponack. 631537-7335. MEDITATION AND DHARMA – 9/9 – 10:30-11 a.m. Guided mediations and Dharma teachings will be held every Sunday at Vajravarahi Meditation Center, located at 40 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7285700.

TUESDAY, 11 FIGURE DRAWING WORKSHOPS – 9/11 – 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 7-9:30 p.m. Two figure drawing workshops to learn the finer points of drawing the human form. Model fee is $5. All levels welcome. Located at the Southampton Veterans Hall, 2 Pond Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2160. JEWELRY MAKING – 9/11 – 6-8:30 p.m. 8-week course, one day a week, limited to four students. $290 Southampton Historical Museum members, $310 nonmembers, $40 for materials. Located at Pelletreau Shop, 78 Main Street, Southampton. 631-283-2494. LIVE MUSIC – 9/11 – 7-10 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform every Tuesday at Pierre’s, located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110.

WEDNESDAY, 12 BOOK CLUB – 9/12 – 11 a.m. Discussion of Pearl by Mary Gordon and Photograph by Penelope Lively. Located at the John Jermain Memorial Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049.

THURSDAY, 13 TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 9/13 – 5-7:30 p.m. Featuring live music and complimentary cheeses at Wölffer Estate Vineyard. Wine by the glass available for purchase. Paul Gene will perform on piano. No cover charge. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolffer.com or call 631-537-5106. BLOOD DRIVE – 9/13 – 2-7:30 p.m. Donate blood at the Hampton Bays Public Library, located at 52 Ponquogue Avenue, Hampton Bays. 631-728-6241.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS SATURDAY, 8 ANNA & DANIEL MULVIHILL PRESERVE – 9/8 – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Meet at Sag Harbor Industries on Bridgehampton Tpk. 4-mile hike along the Paumanok Path and the Great Swamp. 631-725-3942. NARROW LANE CLEAN-UP – 9/8 – 8 a.m. – Call Dai Dayton for more information 631-537-0660. MIGRATORY BIRD WALK – 9/8 – 9.30-11.30 a.m. – 1.5 mile walk with Ornithologist expert Hugh McGuinness and observe neo-tropical migratory birds. Meet at Peconic Land Trust’s Quail Hill Farm, Side Hill Lane, Amagansett. 631-283-3195.

SUNDAY, 9 LONG POND GREENBELT SOUTH LOOP – 9/9 – 8-10 a.m. 4-mile hike through a grassland restoration project. Meet at the South Fork Natural Museum on Bridgehampton Tpk. 631-745-0689.

WEDNESDAY, 12 FROM HERE TO ETERNITY – 9/12 – 10 a.m. – 5mile walk east along the Paumanok Path before heading north on Napeague Bay. Meet on Napeague Harbor Rd, 1/3 mile north of Montauk Hwy. 631-287-6342

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EAST END TIDE CHARTS Starting Date: September 7, 2007 Ending Date: September 13, 2007 For Shinnecock Inlet (Ocean), subtract 43 minutes from Montauk Point, North Side chart. For Moriches Inlet, subtract 49 minutes. For Threemile Harbor Entrance, Gardiner’s Bay and Accabonac Creek, subtract 4 hours. For Sag Harbor, subtract 3 hours and 32 minutes.For New Suffolk,subtract 2 hours and 6 minutes.For Greenport subtract 3 hours and 3 minutes and for Mattituck Inlet add 3 hours and 22 minutes.

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9/7/07 9 AM High 05:29 7 AM Low 11:07 2 PM High 06:02 9/8/07 3 AM Low 12:13 4 AM High 06:24 3 PM Low 12:03 gh 06:51 1 PM Hig 9/9/07 3 AM Low 12:53 1 AM High 07:11 12:49 9 PM Low 4 PM High 07:34 9/10/07 7 AM Low 01:27 2 AM High 07:52

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Although every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the tide predictions below, Dan’s Papers assumes no liability due to the use of this information in any way. Weather and other conditions may affect the actual tide levels.

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CLASSIC CARS I think it was the Duchess of Windsor who said something like “One can never be too rich or too thin.” There seems to be a current credo among car manufacturers too, that implies that a car can never have enough horsepower or be big enough. This is rather unusual thinking, especially today, with gasoline prices spiking up and down every time the oil companies can conjure up some obtuse reason to fleece the public. Let’s also not forget that there are a lot a bad guys occupying a part of the world that supplies our fuel, and their dream is to see all of us in harm’s way. So I pose this simple question. Why do we continue to produce or worse, purchase cars that get lousy fuel mileage and make us more beholden to this slew of gas barons, both here and abroad? Having spent my life around high performance automobiles, I’ve had the pleasure and sometimes the honor of driving and racing some of the fastest cars ever made. A well-engineered, powerful automobile is usually a joy to behold as well as to drive. The best of the best become legendary, and I won’t bother to mention their names, because if you know anything about automobiles, you know. However, there is a small place for these types of automobiles and that is in the dreams and the garages of the die hard car enthusiast. The small number of these high performance, high horsepower sports machines do not really effect the national fuel consumption gauge. It’s the overpowered family hacks and trucks that I oppose. For instance, the new Honda Accord will be in the showrooms in just a few days. The appearance of any new Honda model is always an event. Of all the Japanese manufacturers, Honda is the one most admired by automotive enthusiasts. The new Accord, which is a mainstay of the line, is a little larger, a little prettier, and boasts that it has the most powerful V6 engine ever to power an Accord. Why? Market pres-

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sure when all the other manufacturers are boasting about their horsepower numbers. Shame on you Honda. For the record, Honda does also offer a very nice four-cylinder engine for this new car. For decades, many families have had an over-abundance of horsepower. It was alright when fuel was cheap, but when it hovers around three dollars a gallon, feeding a lot of ponies is silly. Did you know that the average car needs only about 25 to 40 horsepower to cruise down a highway at sixty miles per hour? The old VW Beetle would run all day, up and down hills at 75 miles per hour, powered by a 42 horsepower engine. Even my Mini Cooper S is grossly overpowered. That little 1600 cc, 170 horsepower engine under the hood will accelerate the car to sixty faster than an old Porsche 911, and the little bullet will pull close to 140 mph. However, the saving grace of the Mini is that it gets excellent gasoline mileage at any speed. Small engine and light weight are the ticket. It has been said that a Ford Mustang gives you a lot of bang for the buck. So does the Mini, for a lot less bucks laid out for gas. The Mini is surely much too small for many of you out there, but do you really need a gas hog like an

SUV, or something resembling a Greyhound bus, commonly called a minivan? What really irks me are the mega horsepower SUV, so powerful that they are as fast as some high performance sports cars. Fellows, if you feel the real need for speed, get a real sports car, not a truck with a bully engine. An SUV, whose main design goal is to be a people mover, will never handle like a sports car whose first priority design goal is to handle curves like a racing machine. I don’t care if it has a Porsche name, a BMW name or a three-pointed star on its nose. If it’s an SUV, it’s a truck, baby, get that through your thick skull. All of these big, high horse power units also get absurdly poor fuel mileage, such thoughtless vehicles to have at this time in history. Hopefully in the near future, when they are sold with more fuel-efficient engines, and some of their “high performance” will be better fuel consumption, SUVs will be more sensible. Diesels anyone? Why today there is a horsepower race is something I’ll never understand. Speaking from experience, all that a family car needs for excellent performance is an engine no larger then two liters. One of the most rewarding two-liter engines currently in production is the optional turbocharged engine in the Volkswagen Jetta, standard in the Volkswagen GTI and Audi A3. What a performance machine this engine makes of these cars, and they all get terrific fuel mileage. Even the new Honda Fit, which actually is a great alternative to a minivan, is quite peppy with only a minuscule 1.5 liter engine, and the car gets about 40 mpg. Another Honda home run, diametrically opposed to the larger engine in the new Accord. Think small, save America, and you’ll save money in the bargain. Bob Gelber, an automotive journalist living in the Hamptons, appears regularly on television as an automotive expert. You can email him at bobgelber@aol.com

DAN’S TRAVELS Go Fish Last week the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation announced the fluke fishing season would close on September 4 – which created a big outcry. After many calls to the DEC, including one from Sen. Charles Schumer, the closing was put off until September 17. This year started with the DEC stating the fluke fishery would stay open through the end of this year with daily limits of four fish at a minimum of 19.5 inches each. As of this writing, the question of whether the fluke fishery will open next year is still up in the air but, if the DEC allows it to open, the new limits will be two fish per day measuring a minimum of 21 inches in length. Fluke is a major sportfishing catch on the East End, and closing or severely limiting this fishery will greatly affect the local party boat and tackle shop businesses. As for the local fishing reports, Linda at Jamesport Bait & Tackle says there are weakfish in Peconic Bay at Jessups Neck being caught on high/low rigs, and porgies at Rogers Rock. There are also many blue-claw crabs and snapper bluefish throughout the bays, and a variety of fish are at Horton’s Point in Long Island Sound. Scott at East End Bait & Tackle in Hampton Bays reports plenty of fluke of keeper-size (19.5 inches) in the ocean at 50- to 90-foot depths heading east from the Castle to the Cheesehouse and Mecox Bay. At the offshore wrecks and reefs, anglers have been catching sea bass. Scott also says, as the water cools, there are more striped bass at the Ponquogue Bridge over Shinnecock Bay, and fluke fishing has picked up again in Shinnecock Bay at the Basket and the East Cut.

The best fluke bait seems to be live killies or snappers. Sag Harbor’s Tight Lines Tackle weighed in a 48pound striped bass caught with a live eel off the rocks south of Montauk Point lighthouse. Ken also says there are bonita off Sagaponack’s Sagg Main ocean beach churning up the water but they are very difficult to catch. The warm waters of the Gulf stream must be bringing them close to shore. Steve at WeGo Fishing Station, Southold, has plenty of butterfish and rigged ballyhoo in stock for offshore fishing. Anglers in the Peconic bays have been catching weakfish off Roses Grove on high/low rigs, as well as porgies and bluefish. Paulie A. of Paulie’s Tackle in Montauk says there are striped bass and bluefish in the surf north and south of the Montauk Lighthouse - with more bluefish on the north side. One striped bass of more than 40 pounds was caught in the surf last week. Ed of Star Island Yacht Club & Marina in Montauk reports offshore fishing is very strong. An angler on the Reelaxation caught a 238-pound big eye tuna chunking at night. Tom and Scott, fishing on Out of

Bounds, reeled in a 228-pound big eye tuna trolling with a spreader bar. Alex fishing at the Fishtails caught a 158-pound big eye tuna, and the Critter II came in with a 233-pound mako shark. Robert Titus and his son, fishing on the Seaducer, caught three yellowfin tuna weighing up to 64 pounds, seven albacore up to 47 pounds and some mahi mahi; they also hooked and released a swordfish. More reports from Star Island: Dick Adinis and Bob Lagano, fishing on My Buddy last Sunday 70 miles out off the east wall of the Fishtails, trolled with spreader bars and Green Machines. They caught a 193-pound big-eye tuna, five yellowfins up to 80 pounds, two albacore up to 40 pounds and one mahi mahi. They also caught and released an 80-pound swordfish and a 150pound thresher shark. Mark Webb, on his boat Webbsite, fought a big-eye tuna for 90 minutes, which he brought dockside where it weighed in at 168 pounds dressed (gutted and bled). Mark also caught several yellowfin tuna on that run. Chris at Westlake Fishing Marina, Montauk, says the boat Double Header, trolling at the Fishtails, caught big-eye and yellowfin tuna. The Lady Finn, chunking at night at the Fishtails, caught seven yellowfin tuna weighing up to 90 pounds each. Paul Stern, a commercial tuna fisherman, caught two bluefin tuna – one of 610 pounds, one at 710 pounds – last week, and the prior week brought in one of 530 pounds and another weighing 678 pounds. The big Montauk Marine Basin OHO Fishing Tournament is Sept. 14 to 16. Captains from up and down the East Coast come to fish this tournament. – Rich Firstenberg ( YeOldeSalt@aol.com)

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EAST END KID: NEITHER WIND NOR RAIN BY EMILY HART POST WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM KATLEAN DE MONCHY AND DAVID POST If you follow this column you know I love horses. Saddle Club is my favorite TV show and that is about girl riders who compete in horse shows. So how could I not cover the big day in the Hamptons - the Hampton Classic. It had great riding plus rides for the kids, a cool lunch at Melissa Cohnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s table and seeing my friends. Someday I hope to ride in horse competitions. Are you listening, Dad? Events you want to tell us about â&#x20AC;&#x201C; in Hamptons or NYC? Email david@starinme.com

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THIS WEEK DRAWING WORKSHOP â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10-11 a.m. Presented by the Golden Eagle, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Celebrate & Paint like Grandma Mosesâ&#x20AC;? with artist Karyn Mannix. $20 including materials. Located at 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. THE WORLD OF BIRDS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 1 p.m. Presented by the Theodore Roosevelt Sanctuary and Audubon Center. Learn about the fascinating world of birds and how to identify common species. Located at the Amagansett Free Library, 215 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3810. CMEE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 9/8 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 6-7:30 p.m. Pizza and pajama night. Pizza served at 6 p.m., reading begins at 6:30 p.m. followed by an art project. $5 children, $7 adults. Located at 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike,

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ONGOING MOMMY AND ME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; On Thursdays at 9:30 a.m. for ages 2-12 months. Mondays through Fridays for ages 12-24 months at 10:30 a.m. For ages 12-36 months offered on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 11:30 a.m. and at 9:30 a.m. on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and 11:30 a.m. on Thursdays for ages 24-36 months. Classes are 45 minutes and cost $35. Located at The Art Farm, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-5371634.

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PONY CLUB â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Saturday learn all the wonderful things about ponies, take pony rides, play games and make crafts. For ages 3 and up. Located at Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Path, Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. STORY TIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A music program called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Music Together by the Dunesâ&#x20AC;? for newborn (continued on next page)

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Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Like you turn off a switch, everyone is gone! The after Labor Day peace has arrived, and the locals get their children in school, do their daily chores, and shop without fighting for a parking space. It was a busy summer for everyone, enjoying the quiet will be a good thing…The shops are gearing for fall and believe it or not, some of the stores already have Halloween in mind. Let’s do some very late summer shopping! Hildreth’s Home Goods on Main Street, West Main Street in Southampton and Pantigo Road in East Hampton is winding down with their annual summer clearance sale with up to 75% off…now is the time, you know the drill, it’s your last chance sale of the season. Willy Nilly East is truly a magical emporium…it is stuffed with fine women’s accessories such as jewelry, hats, wraps, and features Vera Bradley and Brighton Galleries, Lois Hill, JohnMedeiros, Cuislu and so much more. Stop in and make some magic, fill in your fall wardrobe. The annual summer sale at Sunrise to Sunset located on Hill Street in Southampton is awesome and the fall sale is just as great. Look for 20 to 50% off ladies swimwear and selected summer clothing, 20% off on Silver Edition short sleeve wovens and Hawaiian shirts, all Quicksilver, Bilabong, Hurley & Lost swim trunks, men’s short sleeve wovens and more. The back-to-school savings offer 10% off on backpacks, boxers, socks, binders, Crocs and Jibbits. Love those Crocs, I have them in purple and wear them all the time. Don’t pass up the beach accessories, surfboards, wetsuits and more. Yikes, this place is amazing!

Shape up for fall with 40% off on floor models of treadmills, and more at Gym Source on Windmill Lane in Southampton. The Cybex residential arc trainer is offered at 30% off. Stop in and start getting healthy. Look for a 10% coupon off sale at Rumrunner Home on Hampton Road in Southampton and Main Street in East Hampton. Another sale that is happening here is the solid teak celebration sale, hat includes the Ascot Oval Dining Set promo at $2,199 and the Sunloungers promo sale a $399, cushions are $125 each. For great looking furniture, lighting and acces-

sories, indoors and outdoors, this is the place… At Marder’s on Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton there is a 40% off sale on almost all of the shrubs and trees. Now is the time to finish that planting for spring florals, and save some bucks. I have to replenish and replace, the deer ate everthing in my garden this summer. Complements Lingerie on Main Streets in Southampton and Bridgehampton has a nice selection of lingerie and interesting accessories to choose from. I have received a few e-mails looking for Hanky Panky brand collections, and here they are right here on Main Street’s at Compliments… The Down Factory Store At The Elegant John on Montauk Highway in East Hampton has it all going on with the goose down bed ensembles sale that is happening right now. There are good savings on groupings of different ensembles, and a complimentary atress pad is included on the purchase of a complete set. Whitmores Tree Farm Nursery on Route 114 in East Hampton is having their 40% off sale on all above ground plant material with a huge selection of fastgrowing screening material, deer-resistant trees and shrubs. This farm/nursery is affectionately called “A Treasure in the Heart of East Hampton”. East Hampton Pharmacy on North Main Street in East Hampton has plenty of offerings to send you and yours into fall and back-to-school products. There is a fine array of bath and beauty products to choose from, KarenKlein candles, greeting cards, eShave, Anthony products, Burt’s Bees, I can go on forever. Stop in and enjoy the amazing array of products here, while you are waiting for your prescription that usually takes only 15 minutes to fill. In Riverhead, at Peconic Paddler on Peconic Avenue there is an end of season canoe/kayak sale in progress with hudrends of items in stock. There are great buys on everything, so get going while the kayaking is good. Until next week. Ciao and happy end-of-summer shopping! If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at: shoptildanspapers.com and at Newkids@danspapers.com or via fax at: 631-537-6755. I would love to hear all about it!

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children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME –Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

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Zach Galifianakis to Perform at Bay Street Theatre “My New Year’s resolution is to stop saying, ‘You go girl’ to myself.” Originally from North Carolina, Zach Galifianakis moved to New York City to pursue acting after failing his last college course at North Carolina State University by only one point. He worked as a nanny and housecleaner during the day and performed stand-up at night in clubs and coffee houses as much as possible. In 1996, while working as a bus boy, he landed his first acting job on NBC’s “Boston Common,” playing a stoner named Bobby. In 2002, he got his own talk show on VH1’s “Late World with Zach,” which featured stimulating red carpet interviews, thoughtful monologues at the piano and self-deprecating humor. From 2003 to 2005, he played a coroner named Davis in the Fox drama “Tru Calling.” If you watch Comedy Central you couldn’t have missed his appearances on several shows including “Reno 911” as Frisbee, “Dog Bites Man” as Alan Finger and “The Sarah Silverman Program” as Fred the Homeless Guy. Zach also had a recurring guest role as a doctor on the animated Adult Swim show “Tom Goes to the Mayor” and appeared in the new show “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job.” He has appeared on a number of late-night talk shows including Letterman, Conan and Jimmy Kimmel. Galifianakis’ film credits include Heartbreakers, Bubble Boy, Below, Corky Ramano, Out Cold and The Comedians of Comedy. Brian Posehn, Patton Oswalt and Maria Bamford are also featured in The Comedians of Comedy, which follows their comedy tour where they perform in live rock clubs as opposed to comedy clubs in an attempt to reach a different audience. Most of the tour was taped and can be seen in both a television series on Comedy Central and a full-length movie that was screened at the South by Southwest festival and on Showtime. He also has parts in the films Visioneers, Largo and Into the Wild (directed by Sean Penn), which are set to be released later this year and Little Fish, Big Pond arriving in 2008. In 2006, Galifianakis was featured in Fiona Apple’s music video for “Not About Love.” In the video, he is seen lip synching the lyrics to the song and dancing badly. Later that year, he released the single “Come Over and Get It (Up in ‘Dem Guts), a comedic rap song, which features Apples vocals. Not done with music videos yet, in July 2007 rapper Kanye West hired Galifianakis to perform in a video for his song “Can’t Tell Me Nothing,” which was released on West’s website. This hilarious video was shot on Zach’s farm in North Carolina with Will Oldham, the indie-rocker, where Galifianakis and Oldham drive a tractor, dance badly, hide in the cornfields and generally make fools of themselves in straw hats. Galifianakis currently divides his time between two residences, one in California and the other in the foothills of North Carolina where he enjoys a

60-acre farm that he hopes to turn into a winter’s retreat one day. Galifianakis released the DVD Live at the Purple Onion in March. “I just released a DVD. It’s selling like whatever the opposite of hotcakes is,” he said. Zach Galifianakis brings his unique brand of comedy to Bay Street Theatre on September 8 at 8 p.m. His performance will be the final comedy show of the 2007 Comedy Club series. The Comedy Club begins in May and features a lineup of outstanding stand-up comedians. With the lineup announced in the spring, The Comedy Club features ten to fourteen top-notch comedians on Monday nights throughout the summer. The 2007 series included Joy Behar, Lewis Black, Jim Breuer, Paula Poundstone, Caroline Rhea, Louis CK, Robert Schimmel and Craig Shoemaker. Often comedians like Lewis Black sell out in a matter of days. Bay Street Theatre is a professional, regional, producing, not-for-profit theatre located on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor. Fall programming include KidStreet, Bay Street’s acclaimed programming for young audiences; Simeon’s Gift, a new family musical; and The Picture Show featuring classic, American films back on the big screen. Tickets for Zach Galifianakis’ performance are $50. Contact the box office at 631-725-9500 or visit www.baystreet.org for more information. – D. Guest

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Entertainment In The Hamptons review: the shakespeare road...by jan silver The one-night-only staged reading of a new comedy by Ruth Wolff, The Shakespeare Road, turned out to be a theatrical highlight of the summer. In a delightful display of talent and technique, veteran actors Lisa Harrow and Harris Yulin imbued the Bard’s 400-year-old lines with contemporary feelings and emotions. And, as true professionals, they resisted the urge to chew the scenery (overact). According to director Jason King Jones, the actors had just met the day before and required minimal direction. With two hours of rehearsal last Saturday and another three hours on Sunday

at the John Drew Theater’s temporary East Hampton Studios’ home, this co-production with Playwrights’ Theatre of East Hampton went on last Sunday evening without a hitch. Ruth Wolff, a prolific playwright whose work has been staged in New York, London, Washington, D.C. and other major cities around the world, wrote this comedy as a tribute to both Shakespeare and profes-

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sional actors. Using well-known scenes from many of Shakespeare’s plays, she dramatized how modes of dress, living styles and scientific discoveries may change over the centuries, but human needs, motivations, actions and emotions do not. The Shakespeare Road concerns two aging actors hired to do an evening of well-known scenes from Shakespeare’s comedies and tragedies, then take the show on the road for six months. Blane Powers (Harris Yulin) and Samantha Snow (Lisa Harrow) meet for the first time in a large but claustrophobic dressing room three weeks before they are to open. The only other character in the show, who Samantha decides to call “Pops,” is a disembodied offstage voice seeming to be allknowing and all-seeing. Rik Colitti did a masterful job in this part. Blane and Samantha are very different. His style is informal and he has been acting in television and films. He has had a string of girlfriends and hits the bottle when he feels pressured. She is very controlled and methodical, has had several marriages and borne one child. With such divergent personalities, they are destined to clash, and they do – over interpretation and meaning in the Shakespearian scenes they are rehearsing, but really over what life has taught them. Towards the end of the first act, Blane, taking over directing the play when the director departs for a better-paying film job, tries to get Samantha over something blocking her portrayal. In anguish, she cries out to him, “Shakespeare makes you go to place you don’t want to go [inside yourself].” But they soldier on through scenes from Antony and Cleopatra, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, A Midsummer Night’s Dream and Much Ado About Nothing, exasperating one another as they continue to rehearse. By the second act, they reach a breaking point, so frustrated with themselves and one another, they are ready to quit. The playwright then inserts some comic relief, giving this duo a witty dialogue of self-scathing reviews that Harrow and Yulin recited with great humor, flair and panache. In the final scenes of The Shakespeare Road, Lisa Harrow’s portrayal of Cleopatra, and Harris Yulin as Henry IV rousing his men to battle are movingly done. Playwrights’ Theatre of East Hampton, founded and nurtured by Mitzi and Perry Pazer for 16 years, present staged readings of new and classic plays with accomplished professionals to East End audiences. Several years ago they teamed up with Guild Hall’s John Drew Theater and now have a dependable venue and professional backstage crew for these stagings. In a Q & A with the audience after the performance, Perry Pazer asked if older plays or new work was preferred, and the core audience wanted to see new work. Playwright Ruth Wolff was at the reading and added, “I have spent many, many years in and around the theater and have many tales to tell. I will never write as well as Shakespeare, but I have great admiration for actors who come onstage and give so much of themselves [to the play and to the audience].” That is what The Shakespeare Road is about, and it would be nice to see it given a full production.

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ented singers and dancers, they are winning as the hot rodder Kenickie. not Broadway stars by any stretch of She delivers the song “There Are Worse the imagination and what works for Things I Could Do,” with genuine emotelevision often doesn’t play in the thetion making it one of the evening’s ater, especially musical comedy. Osner highlights. and Crumm don’t seem to understand The producers were smart enough to what is required to build a character, add the four hit songs that were createven those as simple as Sandy and ed for the film by Barry Gibb, John Danny, and they have apparently Farrar, Louis St. Louis and Scott received little support from Ms. Simon, but for some reason they didn’t Marshall, who appears to have concenkeep any of the excellent script changes trated on keeping the show perky and that gave the movie added depth. vibrant. On that account all three sucMarshall, who was one of the televiceed admirably, but the spunky duo in sion judges, has an outstanding reputathe lead possess a limited charm that, tion having helmed acclaimed producdespite all their hard work, isn’t captitions of the musicals On the Town and vating. He sings confidently and she the Pajama Game, but although she Max Cramm and Laura Osnes keeps the staging briskly energetic, there has an excellent range with a great aren’t any chills, and the effect is unfortunately ability to belt the high notes. They both dance mechanical. After a while all the songs sound alike Marshall’s spirited choreography with committed zest, and it feels like one big hand jive. My eyes kept movbut little feels lived-in and the sexual chemistry needing overhead, where the orchestra could be seen above ed to give the show a raw appeal is non existent. There the scenic design, led by the lively conductor Kimberly are no sparks, and the edge that drove the predecesGrigsby. She was having the time of her life, and her sors does not come into play. Crumm is way too likepulsating body image lingers in my mind as the most able without the requisite swagger or danger. The two memorable part of this rather one-noted revival. come across as a lovely brother/sister team trying Grease opened on Broadway at the Brooks hard to be something more. If this were a road compaAtkinson Theatre, 256 West 47th Street, on August 19, ny, they would probably be toasted as stars, but on 2007. Tickets are available through TicketMaster at Broadway they would be better off in supporting roles. (212) 307-4100 or www.ticketmaster.com or at the theMost of the television viewers, who may have never atre box office. seen a Broadway show, probably won’t know the difGordin & Christiano are theater critics. Barry ference. Gordin is an internationally renowned photographer. The rest of the cast does quite well, especially Jenny They can be reached at bg6@verizon.net Powers as the tough Rizzo and Matthew Saldivar is Photo by Scott Gries

Grease, the 1972 hit musical that ran for years, playing over 3,388 performances on Broadway, went on to become even a better 1978 film blockbuster boasting two charismatic star turns by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John in the leading roles of Danny and Sandy. There was another revival in 1994, but the little musical by Jim Jacobs and Warren Casey is back again this time with a smart marketing scheme geared to luring television’s young audience into the theater. In case you have been out of the country, the producer’s came up with a clever gimmick: let the American public choose the leads for the latest revival by way of an NBC talent competition reality show, “Grease: You’re the One That I want,” which concluded in late March after a 12-week run. The winners, Laura Osnes and Max Crumm, have been thrust into choreographer/director Kathleen Marshall’s zippy new production, and while the series’ ratings were considered disappointing for television, approximately 7.5 million viewers per episode, by Broadway standards that’s a rather hefty number. Consider this fact from the press release: “Grease would have to completely sell out every performance each day of the year for 18 years in order to reach the same amount of people who saw one episode…” If only a small percentage, we’re talking less than 5% actually buy tickets, the musical, which has become a cultural phenomenon, will turn into a mega hit cash cow. At a cost of around 9.5 million dollars Grease has already racked up a 15 million dollar advance playing to almost capacity audiences. However, what is good for the box office does not necessarily translate into outstanding theater. While Ms. Osner and Mr. Crumm are obviously tal-

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Take Five 2007 with Jan Silver We embark on less hectic week of entertainment on the South Fork with theater, music, informative talks by experts, an art film series, and a few late-summer benefits. Opera of the Hamptons performs a full staging of Verdi’s La Traviata on Saturday in Southampton, and comedian Zach Galifianakis is at Bay Street Theatre’s Comedy Club on Saturday. Pianofest artist Di Wu plays in Montauk late Saturday afternoon. Gateway Playhouse’s visually stunning aerial circus show “Cirque Dreams: Jungle Fantasy” is at the Patchogue Playhouse through Saturday evening, and a musical version of Urban Cowboy opens next Wednesday in its Bellport theater. The East Hampton Historial Society and East Hampton library present Eric Dolin talking about the history of whaling on Friday at the Marine Museum, and Dr. Brad Peterson of Stony Brook Southampton discusses the plight of local seagrasses, also on Friday evening. Guild Hall hosts a New York Foundation for the Arts information seminar on funding, grants and education opportunities for fine and performing artists this Saturday afternoon, 2 to 4 p.m., at the Main St., East Hampton, location; no reservations are required Interesting benefits this week: the big Beach Blast Saturday on Shelter Island for Island Gift of Life Foundation and Quinipet Camp & Retreat features many bands including California’s Los Straight Jackets, Pontani Sisters, The Lone Sharks, magician The Great Cardone, jugglers, BBQ and pig roast (Sat., 4 p.m. to midnight, Wades Beach, $5 admission); Village of Water Mill’s classic car exhibit Sat. (10 a.m. to 4 p.m., benefits the Water Mill Museum restoration); Sag Harbor Historical Society cocktail party & auction for funds to preserve the Annie Cooper Boyd house (Sat., 6-8 p.m., auction includes air tour of L.I. by Cessna, golf foursome at the Atlantic Golf Club, cooking class for eight at Loaves & Fishes; $150 donation; call 631-725-5092). Save the Date: Renee Zellweger chairs the Artist & Celebrity Bird House Auction and party for the South Fork Breast Health Coalition, Oct. 13, 5:30 to 8 p.m., at the Southampton Cultural Center on Pond Lane ($40 entry fee, bid on bird houses designed by Aretha Franklin, Brooke Shields, Peggy Fleming, Rudy Giuliani and other celebs plus artists David Salle, Eric Ernst, Carolyn Beegan, Paton Miller, Dan Rizzie, more; 631-726-8606 or

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THEATER and COMEDY This is the last weekend to see the very beautiful and colorful aerial acrobatic musical show “Cirque Dreams: Jungle Fantasy” at the Gateway Playhouse’s Patchogue theatre ($44, performances through Saturday evening). Next Wednesday, a musical version of the popular movie Urban Cowboy (which starred John Travolta and Debra Winger) opens at Gateway’s Bellport barn theater with songs by Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt and other country artists. The new show plays through Sept. 29 ($37-43). Tickets to all Gateway productions are available by calling (631) 286-1133, 888-4TIX NOW, or online at www.gatewayplayhouse.com. Sag Harbor’s Bay Street Theatre closes its summer Comedy Club series with a performance by Zach Galifianakis on Saturday, 8 p.m. Zach is probably best-known for his role on television’s Boston Common and in films, but he is also a frequent guest on the late-night talk shows. Tickets ($50) are available at the box office (631-725-9500) or online at www.baystreet.org.

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Estate Vineyard with live music. Bridgehampton – World Pie jazz brunch Sun. with Stefanie Cardinali Group, Pierre’s Restaurant—light jazz with Vanessa Trouble on Sun. and Jody Carlson next Tues.

SPEAKERS Eric Jay Dolin, author of the well-received new book Leviathan, will talk about the history of whaling on Friday, 5 p.m., at the Marine Museum, 301 Bluff Rd, Amagansett. The talk is sponsored by the East Hampton Historical Society and the East Hampton library; there is no admission charge but reservations are requested (call 631-324-0222 ext. 4). Dr. Bradley J. Peterson, asst. professor at Stony Brook Southampton’s School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences, speaks about “There Goes the Neighborhood: The Desperate Plight of our Seagrass Meadows” on Friday, 7:30 p.m., in the Duke Lecture Hall (no admission charge). Canio’s Books, Sag Harbor, hosts a special Italian/English poetry reading on Saturday, 6 p.m. Luigi Fontanella will read selections from Land of Times and Irene Marchegiani will read the translations.

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Concert pianist Di Wu, a Juilliard and Pianofest artist, performs in the free Music for Montauk series this Saturday, 5 p.m., at the Montauk Library. The program is called “The Art of the Transcription.” Opera of the Hamptons presents Giuseppe Verdi’s lyrical La Traviata on Saturday, 7:30 p.m., in the Levitas Center for the Arts at the Southampton Cultural Center on Pond Lane. The well-known story is based on Alexander Dumas’ novel La Dame aux Camelias (Camille). Tickets are $45 in advance (631-728-8804 or www.operaofthehamptons.org) or $55 at the door. Recommended entertainers at local clubs and restaurants this week: Amagansett – at the Stephen Talkhouse (631-267-3117) on Fri.—reggae masters Toots & The Maytalls then alt. rock with Little Head Thinks; Sat.—Grammy-nominated singer/songwriter/guitarist Greg Brown then reggae with Winston Irie; Estia Cantina (631-267-6320) – salsa Thurs. with Mambo Loco. East Hampton – jazz Fri. at Almondito; Fri. pop and jazz standards with Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss at Coco Restaurant (Maidstone Arms); Sagaponack – Twilight Thursdays (5-7:30 p.m.) at Wolffer

Sag Harbor’s John Jermain Memorial Library resumes its Friday night at the Movies series with Perfect Stranger (2007) starring Halle Berry and Bruce Willis. The film starts at 6:30 p.m. but arrive by 6:15 to secure a good seat. The Parrish Art Museum’s final “Classics from Janus” film this Friday, 8 p.m., is Fellini’s poignant La Strada (1954) with Anthony Quinn, Giulietta Masina and Richard Basehart. Tickets are $5 for Museum members, $7 for guests. The Town of Southampton’s final outdoor summer movie at Shinnecock Canal Park is Wild Hogs with John Travolta, Tim Allen and William H. Macy. The film starts at 8 p.m. Saturday (bring seating and bug spray!); popcorn and drinks will be sold. The Pollock-Krasner House’s “Artists on Film” series hosted by Dan’s Papers art critic Dr. Marion Wohlberg Weiss continues next Thursday, 7 p.m., in the Duke Lecture Hall of Stony Brook Southampton with Julian Schnabel’s acclaimed film Before Night Falls (2000) about persecuted Cuban writer Reinaldo Arenas (brilliantly portrayed by Javier Bardem). Tickets are free for Pollock-Krasner House members, $5 for others.

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MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS In order to fulfill their father’s final wishes for a grandchild, two slapstick stupid but well-meaning brothers attempt to find love and impregnate it. While it has a seemingly insane sense of humor and a rather unoriginal premise, I can’t complain about a movie with a tagline, “They want to put a baby in you.” Getting right to the point, eh? But the Brothers Solomon will likely put a laugh in you. Talk to Me An ex-con becomes a radio phenomenon, but his trash-talking ON AIR ways get him into trouble during the tumultuous times of the civil rights

3:10 to Yuma Critically acclaimed actors Christian Bale and Russell Crowe star in this fast-paced Western about a small-time rancher befriending a big-time outlaw, attempting to catch the – you guessed it – 3:10 train to Yuma, which turns out to be a bit more difficult and exciting than racing to meet the Jitney. Shoot ‘Em Up Clive Owen stars as Clive Owen (hardboiled film noir figure with a five o’clock shadow, a hidden heart of gold and a weakness for femme fatales, am I right or am I right?) in a movie whose title would be terrible even if they hadn’t gone as far as to truncate the “them.” But if you like watching movies about Clive Owen touting his testosterone by delivering babies (this actually happens), making babies (this does, too) and shooting ‘em up (the title delivers), then the modern day Bogart does not disappoint. The Brothers Solomon

movement. Don Cheadle takes turns smart and funny, but while this indie may be insightful and informative, does that ever make a movie exciting? Death at a Funeral This dark comedy from England depicts brothers who must stop a blackmailer from exposing their deceased father’s secret as their family gathers to mourn him. Death at a funeral is expected, but fun at a funeral – that’s relatively original.

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Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywod 1n The Hamptons The Nanny Diaries, the breezy and summer, beach-read novel of 2002 has been adapted for the screen with somewhat too sharp, biting satire. It has been thrown to the sharks. Lampooning overboard the very well-off are harpooned, skinned and rendered for their fat. I think too severely. I may not be fair ’cause for me, Nanny stories are both riotously tickling and heart pinching. Our Nanny joined us when Philippa was 7 weeks home and we were not apart for years and years. Philippa is now 21 and our stolid, motherly Brit Nana, still occupies entire luncheons with warm reminiscences. We might have been an exemplary family as compared to the truly awful people populating the parenthood pictured in the movie. Of course, they have money and are therefore different. As Nanny Annie Braddock describes in her narration, “I don’t understand how someone can have everything and still be so miserable.” She is an anthropology major fresh out of college and New Jersey and approaches her Upper East Side employers as she would a Solomon Islands tribe. Unfortunately, the big money elites are not as civilized as the naked Islanders. Annie is philosophical: “You must immerse yourself in a truly unfamiliar world in order to understand your own.” Her employers, known as Mr. and Mrs. X, are a really rotten, alien and alienating couple and live in one of those “movie” apartments of an obscenely tremendous size. The socialite, Mrs. X, is impeccably perfumed, jeweled and powderpampered and as starchy as her Chanel suit. Her materialistic ambition will drive the Nanny nuts. She will not use Annie’s name directly (she’s Nanny) and her son, a 4-year-old who’s as gray as his name, Grayer, is also a tofu eating hellion. Mrs. X treats her son as if he’s a fashion accessory. Mr. X is another ragged piece of work – a gross, crass, financial merger…in other words, a Wall Street junkyard dog. His designer eyeglasses and cell phone ear attachment are as obvious as his mistress, who will be kept in the denial closet of Mrs. X. The money is too good. Annie is treated like a domestic robot and her portrayer, Scarlett Johansson, takes on some of the characteristics as well. The puffy, pouty lipped Scarlett can usually emit a swollen, plumping- up

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of emotion but the movie’s makers are so determined to make her a sudsy soap opera Cinderella that she becomes boxed in by a rush to the rinse cycle. In no time the hell-boy Grayer sprouts wings and a 14-caret halo. Grayer is played with great assurance by li’l Nicholas Reese Art. Mrs. X’s constant complaints and sneering whip lashing of Nanny (when she isn’t shopping) also hobbles the very fine actor, Laura Linney, as tight as her

straight line suit skirt. What could have been another stinging Devil Wears Prada portrait of tamed malice, Mrs. X is simply a mummy-fied, rich bitch. Ms. Linney possesses a hottie inner core however this has been eviscerated for the coldhearted mummification. Mr. X is played in the expected pig-eyed, pig-headed style by Paul Giamatti. Callously indifferent to his family, his detachment is relieved by a touch of sadism as he enjoys his mistress’s negligee being found by Mrs. X in the laundry. Poor Annie, humiliated and ashamed, lies to her nurse Mom who scrimped to send her to college. She tells her she’s training on Wall Street. She has immersed herself in an exotic, scalding cauldron and becomes a molten mess ready to be cast into their ugly, bent shape. Why doesn’t she quit? She just can’t leave Grayer in that million dollar jungle. The dire adaptation of The Nanny Diaries was committed by Shari Springer Bergman and Robert Pulcini who also wrote and directed the 2003 slovenly downbeat, yet highly successful American Splendor. Hence, Mr. Giamatti’s casting here. He delivered warm humanity as the dumpy, crank cartoonist, just as the filmmakers lightened the dreary dinginess of his needy existence. Surely, the writer/director team is following a sorta editorial payback to the “haves.” They go at the wealthy with hammers and tongs. There is no sympathy or lightness in the black picture they tar the rich with. Gee, don’t they too bleed? The less trying moments are with Annie’s best friend, Lynette, the fizzy Alicia Keys and, brief relief comes on occasion running into the “Harvard Hottie,” delightful Chris Evans. Otherwise, Annie whines about her “social experiment”. She doesn’t look around at the non-white women working. Talk about privilege. A naïïve young woman shocked and disenchanted! Can she find soul cleansing? Aw, please. Don’t kid me. Cue the mice pulling the pumpkin. Guy-Jean de Fraumeni is the producer/writer/director of award-winning European and American feature films. He has been a judge at Major Film and TV award competitions including the Oscars, the Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him.

MOVIES COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 69, Benefits – pg. 54, Movies – pg. 64, Day by Day – pg. 54, Kids’ Events – pg. 57, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 62

Schedule for the week of Friday, September 7 to Thursday, September 13. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

UA EAST HAMPTON (324-0448) Nanny Diaries – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:40, 10:20 Sat. 12, 2:30, 10:20 Sun. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:40, 10:20 The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 Sat. 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:50 Death at a Funeral – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5:20, 7:50, 10 Sat. 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10 Sun. 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10 2 Days in Paris – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5:10, 7:45, 10:25 Sat. 12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:45, 10:25 Sun. 12:15, 2:45, 5:10, 7:45, 10:25 Once – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 Sat. 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 Sun. 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 7:20, 9:40 3:10 to Yuma – Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7:30, 10:10 Sat. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:10 Sun. 1, 4, 7:30, 10:10

UA HAMPTON BAYS (728-8251) The Bourne Ultimatum – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7, 10 Mon.Thurs. 4, 7 The Brothers Solomon – Fri.-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:15 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 Balls of Fury – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Mon.Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Mr. Bean’s Holiday – Fri.-Sun. 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35 Mon.-Thurs. 5:05, 7:20

Halloween – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:20 Mon.Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

UA SOUTHAMPTON (287-2774) Was not received before press time.

HAMPTON ARTS CINEMA (288-2600) Becoming Jane – Fri. 5, 7:30 Sat.-Sun. 2, 4:30, 7:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 La Vie En Rose – Fri. 5, 8 Sat.-Sun. 2, 5, 8 Mon.Thurs. 7

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (298-7469) Nanny Diaries, Balls of Fury, Stardust, Halloween, 3:10 to Yuma, Superbad, Mr. Bean’s Holiday, The Bourne Ultimatum Call for show times.

MONTAUK MOVIE (668-2393) The Nanny Diaries – Fri.- Thurs. 7, 9

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (725-0010) Becoming Jane – Fri.-Thurs. 4:15 Hollywood Dreams – Fri.-Thurs. 6:25 No End in Sight – Fri.-Thurs. 8:15

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Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column How often do we hear it said, “The summer went too fast?” Doesn’t it always? For many, summer begins with July Fourth weekend and ends with Labor Day – yet it is still officially summer you know. In actuality we are coming into the most beautiful months of September and October here in the North East. The mid-day warmth of late summer and the cool nights of the coming autumn make for very happy campers. The farm stands are very much alive and ablaze with color. Beautifully shaped purple, rose and violet hued eggplants, striated green and sun yellow zucchini, tomatoes in colors of the rainbow, red new potatoes peeking through their powdery dirt and varieties of corn at their all time best will be available for weeks to come. Picture perfect tomatoes stuffed with a vegetable puree and topped with chopped egg, mimosa style; a crust of grated zucchini with a mixture of herbs and cheeses, pizza style and pepperoni e melanzane, a mélange of current farm-fresh vegetables, Italian style, are all delectable, creative side dishes for a well-balanced harvest meal at home. GRATED ZUCCHINI PIZZA Grated zucchini becomes the crust in this an adaptation from Mollie Katzen’s Vegetable book. It makes a quick and easy appetizer or side dish. Serves 4-6 2 cups grated zucchini 2 eggs beaten 1/4 cup flour 1 teaspoon thyme leaves 1/2 cup grated mozzarella 1/2 cup grated Parmesan 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil Preheat oven to 400 degrees 1. Scrub zucchini clean and trim ends. Grate on a four-sided hand grater or in a food processor fitted with shredding blade. Transfer to a mixing bowl. Add beaten eggs to the zucchini and stir to mix. Add the flour and mix until thoroughly incorporated then add the herbs, cheeses and olive oil. Blend the ingredients well and spread in a greased shallow baking dish. A Pyrex pie plate is recommended. 2.Bake for 35-40 minutes. Check the pizza after 20 minutes or so if top appears dry. Drizzle over 1 tablespoon oil. Cool for 10 minutes then cut into wedges for serving. Can be made ahead and warmed through or served at room temperature.

1/2 pound green beans, washed and trimmed 4 tablespoons unsalted butter or olive oil 2 shallots, finely chopped 1/4 cup heavy cream Coarse salt to taste Freshly ground pepper 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 2 hard-cooked eggs, finely chopped Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 large red onions, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 sweet red peppers, cored seeded and sliced into rings 1 medium eggplant cut into 1-inch cubes 1 1/2 pounds ripe heirloom tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced 3 tablespoons chiffonade of fresh basil Coarse (kosher) salt and freshly ground pepper to taste 1.Put oil in a heavy saucepan with cover. Layer the vegetables starting with the onion, pepper rings, eggplant cubes and tomatoes. Season with salt and pepper; do not stir. 2. Cover pan tightly and cook over medium heat for 20 minutes. The mix thoroughly and taste for salt and pepper. Then add basil and simmer for fifteen minutes longer, uncovered. Stir occasionally with a wooden spoon. This dish is delicious served hot or at room temperature.

1. Slice off core end of tomato and discard. Scoop out tomato flesh and seeds. Place tomatoes on a cookie sheet, cut side up and season lightly with salt and pepper. Brush skins lightly with vegetable oil. 2. Meanwhile, bring 2-3 quarts salted water to a boil. Add broccoli and cook, covered with 5-6 minutes until tender. Remove with slotted spoon and drain in a colander. Return water to a boil and put in the green beans. Cook for 7-8 minutes and drain. Refresh and cool both vegetables then pat dry in a clean kitchen towel. 3. Melt 1 tablespoon butter or heat 1 tablespoon oil in skillet and saute shallots quickly until translucent. Add vegetables and saute over medium heat 1-2 minutes to dry them as well as possible. Puree vegetables in a food processor or blender with remaining butter or oil, cream and seasonings. Transfer to a mixing bowl and taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. 4. Spoon equal amounts of puree into tomato cavities. Can be done ahead to this point, covered and refrigerated until ready to bake and serve. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 5. Transfer tomatoes to a lightly buttered baking dish and bake in preheated oven about 15 minutes or until hot. Top with hard-cooked eggs and serve.

BUFFET TOMATOES MIMOSA A delicious and attractive side dish... Serves 8 For the tomatoes 8 medium ripe tomatoes Salt and pepper for the tomatoes Vegetable oil to brush tomatoes Vegetable stuffing 1/2 pound broccoli, washed and trimmed

PEPPERONI E MELANZANE Sweet peppers, eggplant and more translate to a delicious Italian vegetable casserole. Serves 6-8

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Dining in the Hamptons Townline BBQ in Sagaponack offers a casual family friendly atmosphere with affordable prices. Choose from their smoked meats, brisket, chicken, pork, Texas link, beef and pork ribs, all served with three house-made sauces on the side. Smoked meats are the focus of the menu with a small section of sides to choose from including baked beans, cole slaw, potato salad, greens, French fries, cornbread and pickles. There are also sandwiches to choose from such as pulled pork with cole slaw and pickles, and brisket with pickles and onions. Also served is Texas chili and California chili. Open seven days for lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Off premises catering is available. For more information call (631) 5372271. The Plaza Cafe in Southampton has added

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some new menu items including Satur Farms field greens with honey herb vinaigrette, nectarines, goat cheese and pecans; lobster corn chowder with lobster nuggets and popcorn shoots; sautéed East Coast halibut with purple potato puree, lobster succotash and corn shoots; sesame crusted yellow fin tuna with marinated tomato cucumber salad, cellophane noodles and soy ginger vinaigrette; and seared sea scallops with local sweet corn polenta, organic shitake sea bean ragout and basil oil. Open seven nights a week

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from 5:30 p.m. For reservations or further information call (631) 283-9323. Michael Anthony’s Food Bar in Wading River will not be charging patrons a corkage fee when they bring in their favorite bottle of Long Island wine. Specializing in novel Italian cuisine, Michael Anthony’s serves up traditional favorites along with innovative yet finely crafted dishes, using local ingredients. Menu items include sesame calamari with mixed greens in cilantro soy sauce; smoked salmon ravioli with a scallion butter sauce; spicy shrimp fritter with avocado and mango mayo; veal scaloppini diced prosciutto, capers, lemon beurre blanc and sautéed spinach; duck breast in peach rum au poivre with rösti potatoes; seafood medley with shellfish in a lobster broth with jasmine rice timbales. For further information or for reservations call (631) 929-8800. La Fondita in Amagansett will be open seven days from 11:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 11:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday starting September 4. For more information or to place an order call (631) 267-8800. Turtle Crossing in East Hampton will be open Thursday through Monday from 5 p.m. and serving lunch on weekends from noon. They will be closed Tuesday and Wednesday starting September 4. For more information call (631) 3247166. Nick & Toni’s in East Hampton introduces a $38 four-course price fixe including appetizer, Nick salad, entrée, dessert and a glass of wine. The prix fixe is available Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday all night and from 6-7 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. Pizzas are back, as well! The pizza menu will be served Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. Starting September 12 Nick & Toni’s will be open Wednesday thru Sunday from 6 p.m. For further information or reservations, call (631) 324-3550. Harbor Bistro in East Hampton will be open for dinner five days a week starting after Labor Day on Monday, September 3. The restaurant will be closed Monday and Tuesday. Dinner will be served from 5 to 10 p.m. Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday, and until 11 p.m. on Friday and Saturday. For reservations or further information call (631) 324-7300. Before the Bridge located in Hampton Bays will be offering a four-course prix fixe menu beginning September 17. Regular menu also available with items including seared sesame tuna; shrimp Diablo with a garlic and spicy marinara sauce over penne pasta; king crab legs; 16 oz sterling shell steak; broiled stuffed flounder; and stuffed lobster with house seasoning and fresh herbs. For more information please call (631) 7289111.

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Dining Log MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Serving dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. www.oasishamptons.com. 631-725-7110. OLDE SPEONK INN – This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 5-10 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrées, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Offering three dining areas and large bar to enjoy the perfect Cosmo. Features 27 day dry aged NY Sirloin, Brazilian lobster tails and Kobe Beef Maki

rolls. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631-324-1100. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner daily from 5:30 p.m. and breakfast and lunch Sat. & Sun. starting at 11 a.m. Monday BBQ night – $25 with $5 margaritas. Tuesday is lobster night. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri. 5:30-7 p.m. Gracious dining indoors, outside in the rose garden or at home with Gourmet-to-Go. Located at 268 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Zagat rated microbrewery restaurant serving lunch, dinner and late night cocktails 7 days a week. Open Mon.-Sat. from 11:30 a.m. and Sunday from 12 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. www.publick.com 631-283-2800. SPINNAKERS – Brand new authentic neopolitan brick oven pizza. Open Mon.-Thurs., Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. & Holidays from 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9353. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631324-7166. www.turtlecrossing.com WESTHAMPTON STEAKHOUSE – Specializing in prime-aged steak and seafood dishes. Prix fixe available everyday. Live music Fri. & Sat. nights in Dining Room. Reopening of the night club Aug. 25 featuring “Clamor.” Ladies drink free 9 to 11 p.m. Happy hour Fridays 4 to 8 p.m. with drink specials, DJ and free buffet beginning Sept. 14. Located at 142 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631 288-7161.

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ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Monday. “French, friendly, fun,” says Newsday. “Honest unpretentious French bistro,” says The New York Times; and “save room for the apple cinnamon crisp,” says the Wine Spectator. Raw bar available. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631537-8885. ALMONDITO – Stylish Mexican restaurant serving authentic fare. Homemade guacamole, classic roast chicken mole poblano and banana leaf wrapped pescado Veracruzano. Miercoles Mania every Wednesday – $5 margaritas and $5 bocaditos. Three course $21.95 prix fixe nightly from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night Wednesday. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-329-6700. www.almondito.com ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BACKYARD AT SOLE EAST – Lounge on oversized mattresses, order heavenly food from the team behind the world-renowned PANZA restaurant in Old San Juan or cool off in the pool while the DJ spins feel-good beats. Bar and restaurant open 7 days. Located at 90 Second House Road, Montauk. www.soleeast.com. 631-668-9739. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. FriSat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 48 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-2834316. www.myspace.com/birchwoodonthepark. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Serving the freshest seafood. Open all year for dinner at 4 p.m. 6 nights a week, closed Tuesdays. Special 4-course prix fixe Sun.-Thurs. Now open for lunch Fri.-Sun. 12 - 4 p.m. Available for private parties, lobster bakes to go and full catering. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-728-9111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the best lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255858. www.bsmith.com. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out.Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Four-course wine dinner Aug. 24 at 7:30 p.m. costs $75 per person. Prix fixe brunch served daily from 12 to 3 p.m. Dinner served daily from 4 p.m. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. JLX – The perfect lunch, brunch & dinner bistro overlooking the Sag Harbor wharf. Featuring steamed mussels, crab cakes and bistro burgers. Open 7 days for lunch and dinner. Located on 16 Main Street. 631-725-9100 MADAME TONGS – Hip, trendy, upscale and super fun Chinese and sushi restaurant. “Watch this place go from a sophisticated restaurant to the hottest night spot in the Hamptons.” 2-acre outdoor lawn, fireplaces and DJ on Friday and Saturday nights. Open 7 nights a week. Reservations a must. Located at 256 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-204-0300 MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-728-8838.

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Arts & Galleries

“ALL THE MORE REAL: PORTRAYALS OF INTIMACY AND EMPATHY” AT THE PARRISH Two things are particularly intriguing about the Parrish’s current exhibit, “All the More Real: Portrayals of Intimacy and Empathy.” One concerns the title and suggests a question: Does intimacy establish empathy, resulting in a cause and effect relationship? In other words, are intimacy and empathy really aspects of the same emotional spectrum? This critic believes they are, that when there’s significant disclosure between two people, there’s likely to be more shared feelings as well. The same may apply to an artist and his viewer: that when an artist’s work reveals some deep experience, there’s probably bound to be an emotional connection established. Suffice it to say, most cases in the exhibit evoked this bond. The second fascinating aspect of the show relates to its curator, Eric Fischl. According to critiques already written, the work reflects Mr. Fischl’s own sensibilities and interests. Not true, even if you count the exhibit’s penchant for figures. This critic sees nothing in the selections suggesting Fischl’s vital moments between two people when time is

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Photo by M.W. Weiss

ART COMMENTARY

James Croak’s “Dirt Baby”

stopped during the course of a defining experience. The exceptions may be Tierney Gearon’s striking photograph from the “Mother Project,” especially with its narrative tendencies. Egon Schiele’s “Newborn Baby” may also represent an exception in its ambiguity, particularly a potent confinement vs. freedom theme, which often marks Fishl’s works. Other effective pieces in the show, however, evoke the opposite response, especially Joan

Semmel’s, Alice Neel’s and Cynthia Westwood’s paintings where overt physicality and emotional vulnerability are not contained, like in a Fischl work, but spill out instead, over the picture plane and beyond. Certainly James Croak’s “Dirt Baby” is another dramatic example of uncontained space where a newborn baby floats in space. A few observations about the show generally seem appropriate as well. While there are many different countries and periods represented, there are some commonalities, too. One striking similarity is the authenticity of the physical being and the avoidance of pretty pictures concerning female nudes. (These aspects in Gustav Klimt’s “Nude Old Woman Facing Left” make the drawing beautiful. To be honest, we’re not sure if other female bodies appear as lovely.) There are other potent examples of reality that are subtle, namely Loretta Lux’s photographs: “Sasha and Ruby”; “The Waiting Girl”; and “Milo 2.” In each case, the clothes seem wrinkled or simply “not perfect” like the subjects themselves. Perhaps that’s Ms. Lux’s point. It’s a well expressed one. The current show will be at the Parrish until Oct. 14.

Honoring the Artist: Margery Gosnell-Qua This week’s cover artist, Margery Gosnell-Qua, is a woman of diverse talents, including a few we’d never suspect. The following conversation illuminates the point. Q: Your creative process is very precise from what I can gather. Tell us about painting the cover as an example. A: The cover scene is Moriches Bay at the west end of Dune Road and is 48 inches high and 42 inches wide. I usually do watercolor studies created in a small scale before I go to a larger scale. I’ve done this particular one 12 times. Q: This is a bit unusual. How did that method come about? A: I had a teacher at Pratt who said, “Don’t worry about creating a masterpiece. Start with a small work.” That has stayed with me; I’m scared to death of working on a big canvas when I start. Q: There’s also something unusual about your

education. A: Yes. I have a MFA in painting and a MS in Art History. I also studied biology in undergraduate school at Syracuse University. Q: How did that combination help you? Did you want to be a medical illustrator? A: Actually I thought about it. But my husband and I became naturalists, taking kids on nature hikes at Caumsett State Park. We also lived there in the mansion as caretakers. My husband went on to teach earth science and now physics, in the public school system. Q: Those art degrees were also useful for your present position teaching Art Appreciation for nonmajors at Riverhead’s Suffolk Community College. A: Yes. I teach composition and color and talk about different periods of art history. The students are fearful about art; they are always being told they can’t draw, but I try to get them in touch with

their experiences. Q: What ways do you do this? I imagine this would be hard to do. A: I learned some valuable things in school, how to make spiritual what is intangible. How to find visual equivalents to your senses. I also studied how Klee created visual equivalents. I try and pass this on to my students. Q: What else do you tell them? A: To love what you’re doing, to make it your own. Find your creative source and carry it with you all the time. – Marion Weiss Work by Ms. Gosnell-Qua is on view at Fitzgerald Gallery (631) 288-6419 and at Jamesport Manor Inn (631) 722-0500 until Nov. 6. Contact the artist at www.gosnellquastudios.com Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 69, Benefits – pg. 54, Movies – pg. 64, Day by Day – pg. 54, Kids’ Events – pg. 57, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 62

ASHAWAGH HALL – Paintings & Sculptures featuring works by T. Herndon, Karyn Mannix, Evan Zatti, Abby Abrams, Bill Durham and many others. Opening reception September 8 from 5-10 p.m. Open daily from 12- 5 p.m. Located on the corner of Springs Fireplace Road and Old Stone Highway, Springs. 631662-2248. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – “Seaweeds of the South Fork: A Herbarium Installation” runs through September 30. Open Monday through Saturday 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Sunday 124 p.m. Located at 22 Nugent Street, Southampton. 631-259-2605.

CHRYSALIS GALLERY – by Jennifer Bartlett will run Paintings by Yuka Hasegawa will PICK OF THEWEEK through September 30. Open be on display through October 15. VERED GALLERY – Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays Located at 2 Main Street, An exhibition of Steven from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and on Southampton. 631-287-1883. Klein’s horse portraits will Sundays from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. CLINTON ACADEMY MUSE- run through September 18.Located Located at 16R Newton Lane, East UM – “Gardiner’s Island 1639- at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. Hampton. 631-324-5016. FERREGUT TOWER 1889: 250 Years of Images and www.veredart.com. 631-324-3303. Objects” will run through October GALLERY AT THE SOUTHAMPTON INN – Dan 7. Located at 151 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850. Rattiner’s “Ode to the East End” will run through CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – “The Returning September 11. Located at the Southampton Inn on Hill Street, Southampton. 631-287-0798. Members” show featuring works by Jerry Schwabe, Setha Low, Jim Hayden and many more will run THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – “Evening Amusements” by Hernan Bas will run through through September 30. Open Thursday through Sunday from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 136 Main October 9. Opening reception September 9 from 6-8 Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. p.m. Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631-324deCORDOVA GALLERY – “Couples…It’s All About Relationships” will run through October 21. 4666. GALERIE BELAGE – The 2nd Annual Outsider Opening reception September 15 from 6-8 p.m. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. www.decorArt in the Hamptons will run through September 14. dovagallery.com 631-477-0620. THE DRAWING ROOM – “Amagansett Drawings” (continued on the next page)

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Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue the rest of the season. Located at 133 Hands Creek Lane, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. Road, East Hampton. 631-329-3568. GALERIE NOUVELLE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Featuring works by MARK BORGHI FINE ART â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the Mix: established European and American artists J.M. Artistic Intersections/Juxtapositionsâ&#x20AC;? features artists Barberis, M. Bereznoff, C. Dauger, J. Grognet, S. such as Henri Matisse, Arthur Wesley Dow, John LeDain, JL Roussel, P. Shulze and J. Watts. Located at Singer Sargent, Stuart Davis, Alexander Calder, 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. Wayne Thiebaud, Jack Tworkov and Phillip Guston. GALLERY 848 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; A collection of paintings and Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 sculptures entitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dog Daysâ&#x20AC;? will be on display Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. through September 20. Dogs are welcome at all times. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Saints and Located at 848 North Sea Road, Southampton. 631Maidens,â&#x20AC;? by Melora Griffis and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bones,â&#x20AC;? by Charles 726-4663. Waller will run through September 17. Located at 167 THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Exhibition of Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. several local artists to celebrate Sag Harborâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 300th PARASKEVAS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Showing Michael anniversary. Will run through September 30. Located Paraskevasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; extensive work and childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book illusat 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. trations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and GIDEON STEIN GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Featuring Gideon other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open Steinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exhibition of works on paper, by appointment. Located at 83 Main wood, canvas and shoes. Located at St., Westhampton Beach. 631-2872297 Montauk Highway, 1665. Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. PHOENIX GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; GLENN HOROWITZ BOOKâ&#x20AC;&#x153;Reflectionsâ&#x20AC;? will run through SELLER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Printed Matters,â&#x20AC;? work September 15. Located at 139 South by Philip-Lorca diCorcia, will run Country Road, Bellport. 631-776through September 10. Located at 87 0811. Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE 324-5511. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Exhibition of Abstract Drawings HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; by Ary Stillman will run through David Gamble presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Icons,â&#x20AC;? his October 27. Located at 830 Springsunique and inspiring collection of Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631photographic works, paintings and 324-4929. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Peace: Pricelessâ&#x20AC;? at Ashawagh Hall sculptures will run through PRITAM & EAMES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; The works September 13. Located at 36 Hampton of Jere Osgood and Thomas Hucker Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704 will run through September 18. Open Monday LANA SANTORELLI GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tragedy & through Saturday from 10 a.m.-5 p.m and on Sundays Transformationâ&#x20AC;? will run through September 17. from 12 p.m.-4 p.m. Located at 27-29 Race Lane, East Open Sunday through Thursday from 11 a.m.-6 p.m., Hampton. 631-324-7111. Friday & Saturday from 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Located at 77 ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Amy Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-6308. Fischmanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Field Studiesâ&#x20AC;? will run through LONGHOUSE RESERVE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Miquel Barcelo clay September 13. Located at 41 Main Street, Sag Harbor. and bronze curated by Dore Ashton will run through 631-725-2499.

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Health, Beauty & Fitness The Good Fat Low-fat diets were the rage of the nineties. Years later, our fear of fat still exists, exemplified by store shelves of low and no fat, chemicalized products. But cutting out fat is not the answer. Fat is essential to life. Cue the olive oil! As one of the highest quality fats and used for thousands of years, increase your olive oil consumption and you will be a step closer to perfection, inside and out. Fats are a necessary component for the body. They assist in nutrient transmission and absorption and cellular maintenance. A certain level of fat is vital for cushioning and protecting organs. Fats provide energy for all bodily functions. The fats you want to limit and avoid are saturated and trans fat. In excess, saturated fats can increase LDL (the bad) cholesterol and increase cancer risk. Trans fat, a manmade fat created to extend a product’s shelf life, not only increases LDL but also lowers HDL (the good) cholesterol. Olive oil is a healthy monounsaturated fat and many studies herald the benefits. It controls LDL and raises HDL, leading to its effect of decreasing the chance of heart disease. An additional pro is its high antioxidant content, which considerable studies prove as a cancer preventer for its anti-inflammatory effects. Some studies show that olive oil lowers the occurrence of colon cancer nearly as much as fish oil, a famed cure all for its concentration of Omega-3 fatty acids. Olive oil can be used during every meal, so keep it close. Instead of reaching for butter for bread dipping or baking, grab that jar and you will cut saturated fat dramatically from your diet. Make your own herbed olive oils by adding combinations of fresh and dried

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Ode to The Guys On Grand Prix Sunday, I was fortunate enough to have a press pass, and thus uninhibited access, to the Grand Prix entry gate and exercise area. And although it was thrilling to see Peter Wylde and Beezie Madden within horse-petting distance, I was most intrigued by the men and women who handed these riders their perfectly groomed mounts and made sure that everything was in place – the grooms. They were invited there to buff boots, duct-tape shoes on for security and comb checkerboard pat-

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Health, Beauty & Fitness Save The Music If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re willing to shell out the requisite $250 for an iPod, you should definitely spend an extra $40 on a decent case for it. The options for cases are nearly limitless, so to facilitate your decision-making process here is a review of the most common iPod cases: iSkins by Ev3o â&#x20AC;&#x201C; also manufactured by other companies, these cases are a thin rubbery sleeve that your iPod slides into, providing minimal protection against scratching and dust. They are available in a wide range of colors and sizes for all generations of iPods. Shortcomings: the iSkins offer zero protection from being dropped or banged around in briefcases, backpacks and purses. Additionally, their texture has the tendency to pick up crumbs, dirt, ash and any other debris found in pockets, glove compartments and virtually every container/surface. Ideal if you rarely take your iPod out of your house or car, or youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a waiter and want to convert your iPod into a multi-purpose listening device/table sweeper. Speck TechStyle Case â&#x20AC;&#x201C; These cases provide slightly more protection than the iSkins and are made from fabric or leather, making them much less prone to picking up dirt. These cases are also slightly more padded so your iPod will be shielded from light physical abuse. Available in a variety of, colors, styles, and prints. Shortcomings: These cases still offer a minimal level of protection and you get a lot of glare from the plastic covering the screen, making it hard to see in

the material used to protect the click wheel makes it very difficult to use. Ideal if you want to pay $24.95 to aggravate yourself to no end and ruin your iPod. Belkin Brushed Metal/Acrylic Case: Two thick quarter-inch pieces of molded plastic (one to fit the 30 GB and another to fit an 80 GB iPod) and a brushed metal front, available in six colors for $29.95. This Belkin case is the antithesis of their Kickstand model. The click wheel and the screen are protected by a thin acrylic film, which provides ideal protection because they are both as functional as they would be on a bare iPod. The dull finish reduces glare on the screen and the brushed metal gives a sleek durable look. The

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The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine Late Summer and Fall Color Late August/early September is a difficult time in the garden. Most plants have bloomed and are weary from Augustâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sun and heat. This year, with the abundance of rain, many plants in partial-sun locations show fungus. Hydrangeas should have been pruned by now if they are to bloom next year. This is the time when asters and chrysanthemums provide a garden lift for the â&#x20AC;&#x153;end of summerâ&#x20AC;? garden syndrome. Plants in the Asteraceae family, native to Asia and northeastern Europe, are a valuable addition to the fall garden. In particular, chrysanthemums (also known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;mumsâ&#x20AC;?), of the genus Chrysanthemum, are a collection of about 30 species of perennial plant. These plants are easy to grow and provide years of enjoyment if the right varieties are selected. The plant is sensitive to location, sun, drainage and wetness, winter protection and foraging deer. Mums potentially produce flowers from late August through the first killing frosts in November (various cultivars need to be planted together). In the United States, the plant is especially popular with florists and widely used in corporate facilities because of the range of colors â&#x20AC;&#x201C; from white and cream, to orange and sienna, and dark maroon to burgundy. The plant comes in numerous growth habits from small, dwarf plants to giant, woody shrubs. At the same time, the abundance of mums in the marketplace creates the feeling by some that the plant is â&#x20AC;&#x153;pedestrianâ&#x20AC;? and not to be included in a welldesigned garden. Nothing could be further from the truth. This is in contrast to the rest of the world, where

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The Other Side of the Hide mistake. It can be formal or casual. Think either Ralph Lauren Purple Label or Polo Ralph Lauren for your living room. Pony is versatile and useful and suits just about any interior, lending a twist somehow rustic and refined, au même temps. Skillful placement of the black-and-white pattern gives an edge to otherwise dainty or precious furnishings. It is both uber-masculine and fabulously feminine. A handsome hide underfoot might suggest the straight shot of the man of the house, while a faux version upholstering the seat of a woman’s vanity purrs screen siren dressing room. Pony may have a bold and vaguely exotic look, but the right addition should never look like Club El Morocco took over your living room. Pony looks best when it’s not overpowering a space, just livening it up. No need to overdo it, just a hint here or there does the trick. If you can’t stand the idea of real hide or if your budget won’t allow it, go with a fabric that will approximate the look. My favorite incarnations of wily zeb are stretched across an ottoman or a charming, low footstool. World Market makes the look accessible with a small stool in zebra kilim. If you are somewhat leery of having the African Plains overtaking your design aesthetic, perhaps start with pillows. These are easy to find at every price, in

almost any home shop or with a simple search on the Internet. Even Target is following the trend with their pillows and rugs. Rugs are a ubiquitous find in pony, easy to tone-down if you prefer or play up as a centerpiece. Frontgate does an outdoor (it’s faux) rug and all weather pillows, so you can bring the playful patterns outside, too. Another great way to incorporate pony into your home is by covering an interesting chair of any style – anything from European and formal to sleek, mod and 60s to a simple slipper chair. Imagine languidly folding onto a pony-covered Louis Quatorze, or bergère-style chair, like at Donna Parker in Bridgehampton. The contrast is bold and gives an updated look to a tried-and-true classic. The brazen stripes are also seen on smaller home accessories such as trays, the handle of a letteropener, a magnifying glass or even adorning a flask. A home with the right touch of pony emanates an effortless, knowing chic. A little too much animal and we might think we’re lost on the set of Out of Africa, but in the right measure you can’t go wrong. No matter what your style or budget a pony accent is within your reach. Think you’ll stick with tired and traditional now? Nay, I say. – Sarah Tynan

As in fashion, trends in home décor come and go. Some are seasonal favorites like the fab, yet already overdone, organic sculptures of coral that have been so popular lately, and others are unfortunate reminders of decades past, like shag carpeting and Formica. Still others are perennial favorites that, while never really disappearing, are granted, on occasion, a grand resurgence. Such is the case with pony this fall. It’s everywhere, from details to major statements. While usually zebra print, it can also be cow, leopard, giraffe or just about anything else. There is no better way to muss up (in the best possible way) a prim and proper room than to add a hint of the unexpected – a splash of exuberant color, an exotic souvenir from a trip to a faraway place, or a swath of leopard or batik. Why not try a pony touch for the same effect? The luxe leather dials down the stuffiness and formality of more traditional surroundings while also making the sterility of modern furnishings more inviting and giving an updated, fresh look. It reminds your living room/library/dining room/dressing room not to take itself so seriously. It says, “reality check,” to Rococo and breathes life into beige. It elevates what might have been just another “wellappointed” room to a space with depth and a sense of relaxed luxury. It can stand alone dreamily, of course, but when layered on, it creates a textured, rich chic – a little bohemian, a little Park Avenue and a lot fabulous. A hint of pony is luxurious and classic. A lot of pony is either a theme (nothing wrong with a little Aspen fantasy or reality for the lucky among us), or just a

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Not Just For Boobs Anymore Silicone has gotten a one-track wrap. Mention silicon to pretty much anyone and the first image they have is Dolly Parton. Its role as the material used in breast implants has given it an infamous reputation, but silicone can be extremely useful, convenient and fashionable, even when not mounted to your chest. Silicone, which is becoming increasingly popular in the kitchen, has an interesting history. A nonmetallic element, silicon was first discovered in 1824 by Jons Jakob Berzelius. Then, in the 1930s, a GE scientist named Eugene G Rochow found that certain types of silicone could function well as insulators. It became popular as a material for caulks and insulators for leather and textiles. As the years passed, silicone was also used in paint, hair care products and many other things. Silicone is a synthetic material derived from the element silicon, which is the second most common element in the Earth. Therefore, in a time when we need to become more and more conscious of using up nonrenewable sources, silicon is a better material than some more quickly disappearing options. In the year 2000, silicon products experienced rapid growth when the kitchen-baking mat Silpat hit the market. In 2002, Orka oven mitts also made of silicone, followed suit. Then in 2004, silicone brushes and bakeware became common additions to the kitchen. These easy-to-clean replacements for dingy old sponges have made kitchen clean-up hassle free. Now, you can ride on the back of this historical element as it takes a central role in the kitchen. Coollooking products ranging from spatulas to oven mitts

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The Throw Down I was blessed enough to spend six months of my life wandering in and out of the extraordinary markets of Bangkok, Thailand. Everything from the rattling part of a rattlesnake to the same pigeons you and I would shoo out of the way on a crowded Manhattan street were for sale. And as I perused the crowded aisles searching for the things I’d stuff into my backpack and haul back across the earth for friends and family, I discovered the perfect gift – throw pillows. Clearly though, it would be utterly impractical to fill your suitcases with pillows before returning from a journey. But if you just purchase the pillowcases, you can buy the appropriate pillows at Target when you get home. Pillowcases, first of all, take up no room and weigh next to nothing. But they come in intricate patterns that tell a great deal about their origins. Pillowcases of raw Thai silk come from an entirely different world than pillowcases of Peruvian alpaca hair, but both are easily transportable and will remain in the recipient’s home for a long time to come. Throw pillows can be as ordinary as Laura Ashley in the late 80s, or they can divulge a great deal about who you are and where you’ve been. My small bedroom is beginning to overflow with ornamental pillows because of their merit and beauty. Thai silk is a coveted commodity, but a silk dress will sit in your closet 364 days a year. On the other hand, the simple silk pillow I brought home for my parents still sits in their living room. My parents see it every day, and it reminds them not only of me but also Thailand. In fact, my mom so adored the

color and texture of the pillow that she designed her entire living room around it. But throw pillows don’t have to tell of a life on the Road. Perhaps you’re a more sedentary person and you still want to spice up your room with a little character. Throw pillows are an excellent way to accent your current bedroom or living room without reupholstering your life. If you choose a minimalist look in your living room, and your couch is a solid black or white, you may consider adding a funky feel to the room with an oversized colorful pillow. A touch of red or a zing of floral might add just the character that your understated living room has been lacking. Crate and Barrel has great throw pillows available in patterns and solids. Also, check out pillowdecor.com, which has an amazing selection of throw pillows that will spice up any room. If your room has a busy feel, you may want to choose a color in the current scheme and get a few solid throw pillows and blankets to tone it down. If the room is monotone, then give it some flair with a cool, patterned throw pillow. Also, consider different fabrics, like silk, embroidered or even velvet. Mixing fabrics is a great way to add depth and texture to a room.

Another option for utilizing pillows is the floor pillow. These giant pillows are fabulous for those evenings when everyone’s sitting around the coffee table in the living room, but the couches are just too far apart. You know it’s an intimate party when friends have gathered on the floor around the table. Some people also use throw pillows as an opportunity to express themselves more bluntly. Embroidered pillows with phrases like, “You never know how many friends you have until you have a house in the Hamptons,” or, “If you haven’t got anyone good to say about anyone, come sit by me,” can get people laughing or say a lot about you. There are even web sites where you can get your own sayings embroidered into your throw pillow, such as www.foxdeninteriors.com. Every item that you have in your home is an opportunity to express who you are and where you’ve been. Throw pillows are rarely the first thing you think about when you’re decorating a new room, but they do add coziness to the expected couch and chairs. So think about how you want to express yourself, and then accent your space with a throw pillow (or ten). – Emily J Weitz

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This season marks another phenomenal summer in sales on the East End and new estates are still hitting the market all the time. The Corcoran Group has recently added one more prestigious listing to the countless estates they represent here in the Hamptons. Stone Meadow Farm in East Hampton, a formidable equestrian property and residence built by Haddonfield Development is spread out on 8 acres that include a 10 bedroom, 18,000 sq. ft main house. The estate has two guest cottages and the poolside residence called Bungalow Cottage, has its own gourmet kitchen as well as the 2000-sq.ft Rose Cottage. Both are suitable for weekend guests or may double as staff’s quarters. Features seen in many of the newer estates are spacious and highly designed lower levels and this home has 5500 sq. ft below that include a spa and a media room. The sprawling lawns stretch to expansive patios and courtyards that border a heated gunite pool and a tennis court. There is of course a stable that can accommodate up to five horses as well as ample fields for riding. The property is naturally enclosed by woodlands allowing the ultimate in privacy. The listing was introduced Hamptons style with a recent evening cocktail party on the grounds. The exclusive agents for property, Gary DePersia and David Shawartz, hosted the special event. This spectacular estate is priced at $19,995,000 with Corcoran’s East Hampton office. Another commercial property has hit the market in Montauk. The Atlantic Terrace Resort on the ocean has recently listed with Brown Harris Stevens. The well-known landmark motel and

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surfing spot includes 26,000 sq. ft of living space that is set directly on the Atlantic. This property joins the list of properties for sale or have sold of late that include the Deep Hollow Ranch, Montauk Yacht Club (that sold for $34 million), The Panoramic view on the Old Montauk Highway, Shepherds Neck Inn on Fort Pond and those are just to name a few. The Atlantic Terrace should have no problem fetching the $25 million its owners are asking. As summer winds down a bit on the South Fork, the North Fork is gearing up for its busiest time of the year. This autumn season opens with a few new vineyards at which to taste wine. This season will be the first for Clovis Point, a brand new Jamesport vineyard and tasting room that opened its doors last month. Owners Hal Ginsburg and Nash Minsk made it just in time for the wine country’s high season. The vineyard was established in 2000

when the two business partners bought the 10-acre potato field for less than $80,000.00. Now the development rights are worth $80,000.00 per acre. Like all areas on the East End, incredible equity has grown in the span of just five short years. They lease an additional 10 acres with a total of 20 lush acres of Merlot, Cabernet Franc, Shiraz and Cabernet Sauvignon. Clovis Point has joined many businesses on the North Fork who have gone with the original farm and barn style designs, which are indigenous to the area and blend naturally with the landscape. The location offers some of the prettiest vineyard views on the North Fork and is surrounded by another 100 acres of undeveloped farmland that appears to run on as far as the eye can see. The new vineyard adjoins the Dilberto Vineyard on Manor Lane in Jamesport that is also enjoying its first season. Duck Walk Vineyard, originating in Southampton, has also spread its interests onto the North Fork this year. Duck Walk opened a new vineyard and tasting room early this spring in Cutchogue. There also are vineyards for sale here if wine making is your passion. The oldest vineyard on the North Fork is currently listed for sale. The pioneer Castello Di Borgese Vineyard and Winery on Route 48 in Cutchogue can now be purchased for $9,200,000.00. The vineyard was founded in 1973 and includes a newly redesigned tasting room, a wine manufacturing plant, event facility and private residence that are all set on an expansive 85 acres of prime land. It is listed with Brown Harris Stevens Cutchogue office. You can reach Diane at eastendrealest@yahoo.com.

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Letters RESPONSE TO SAG HARBOR SCHOOL DISTRICT ARTICLE Dear Dan, Dear David, I wish to address the article you wrote on Sag Harbor High School’s Lunch Program, published in the August 17 issue. There were several inaccuracies that I wish to correct. First, Whitsons did not “back out of the negotiation, stating that we could not make any money without having the ability to serve unhealthy snacks.” The truth is that Whitsons follows the National School Lunch Program in every district we serve, including Sag Harbor. We take advantage of government commodities (what you refer to as “free food” in your article) whenever possible, purchasing or receiving those commodities currently available from the government which can be utilized within our menu program. In addition, we purchase whole foods locally whenever possible, and use whole grain breads, pizza crust and pastas, low fat cheeses, lean meats, etc. as part of our efforts to provide healthy, nutritious food options to the children. Your article went as far as to speculate that, during negotiations, Whitsons might have said, “…How the hell am I supposed to make money serving carrots to kids.” However, in actuality, Whitsons serves carrots sticks and low fat dip daily in all the schools we serve! Regarding snacks, Whitsons has proactively gone beyond what the government has required by instituting its “Smart Snack” program years in advance of the new government wellness initiatives. Our program includes only snacks meeting strict guidelines for calories, fat and sugar content. We have also developed two proprietary nutrition education programs for school age children, Nutrition SafariTM for elementary students and Smart ChoicesTM for secondary students. Both programs use printed menus, posters, activity sheets and other marketing materials to teach and reinforce healthy eating habits and the benefits of regular exercise. This year, we expanded the program to include classroom lesson plans available at no charge to every district we serve. Most importantly, as is the case with all of our clients, our contract with Sag Harbor was based on the bid specifications set by the district, which covers all aspects of the program. We were pleased to partner with Sag Harbor to provide a first class program

to the students in the district. Though we only took over the contract midway through the school year, we worked together to make many improvements. As the school year progressed, Sag Harbor wished to significantly change the contract parameters for the new school year. Whitsons was willing, and remains willing, to make these modifications. However, as required by New York State, such changes require the district to rebid the contract. When advising our client of this fact, Sag Harbor chose to take over the operation of the school dining program for the coming year, which they are well within their right to do. Whitsons remains dedicated to partnering with Sag Harbor once again in the future, should the district reconsider outsourcing the management of its dining program. I wish to thank you for this opportunity to clarify some of the statements made in your article, and to extend our best wishes to the community of Sag Harbor for the continued success of its school dining program. Sincerely, Holly Von Seggern Director of Communications Whitsons Culinary Group Via e-mail I appreciate these corrections. – DR IN OUR HEARTS Dear Dan, You are so blessed to have had her with you for so long. You must miss her a lot. My deepest condolences. Sincerely, Yolanda Merchant Via e-mail Thanks to everyone who contacted me. – DR GESTAPO POLICIES Dear Dan, Read the letter to the editor, and it is sooo true about the Quogue police – they are the Gestapo! It’s insane that they get away with treating the public this way! Janet Berg Via e-mail Much has been written about this. Nothing changes. Must be a policy. – DR

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LOPER Dear Dan I read with particular interest your coverage of The Artists Writers Soft Ball Game. You see, I was the nameless first base umpire you made reference to in the article. I agree with your assessment of the sometimes a thankless job of being an umpire but there are a few corrections you should be aware of. At the age of 81, I haven’t loped in years. I was positioned between 1st and 2nd while making the call on Richard Weise’s ball hit over the right field fence because their was a man on first and there were no other base umpires on the field to cover 2nd and 3rd. Although I was out of position to get a good view of where the ball went over the fence there was no doubt in my mind it landed foul. The vitriolic exchange that ensued because of my call over looked a basic rule AND PREROGATIVE OF THE UMPIRE. Ask any kid who plays ball in the Bronx or for that matter any where in New York. That is when in doubt the DO OVER RULE TAKES PRECEDENCE. I hope the fans enjoyed the game and were entertained by my invoking the Do Over Rule. Hal Schreyer Via e-mail I personally saw you lope. – DR

Police Blotter Traffic Emergency ambulances got stuck in traffic last week driving a patient to Southampton hospital. The roads became so cramped that drivers who were trying to get out of the way couldn’t. Luckily, the ambulance drivers know the back roads like the back of their hands. * * * Urinating A man in Sag Harbor was caught urinating in public and was arrested on charges of being drunk and disorderly, as well as having an unlawful possession of marijuana. Police caught the man in the middle of the public urination, and when they approached him, he continued to urinate. When they asked him to stop he responded to police by saying, “I can’t stop, it stings.” * * * Not So Intelligent A man in Southampton called police to report that a bag was missing from his house and that he wished to fill out a police report. Police asked him to describe the bag, and also what was inside it. When the man described it as a leather bag filled

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

Flooring

Garages

Handyman

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Handyman

Home Improvement

Planning on Fixing Up Your Home This Fall? Call One of The Many Vendors in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Service Directory And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

Irrigation

Insurance

Hurricane Planning

Kitchens/Baths

Home Maintenance

Irrigation

Home Maintenance

Get Ready for the Fall and Winter Advertise Your Services in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Call

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Kitchens/Baths

Landscape/Garden

It’s Lawn Care Season Don’t get lost in the thick of it call one of our many Landscapers today and tell them you saw their ad in Dan’s and cut out the weeds To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Landscape/Garden

Marine

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Landscape/Lighting

Marine

Moving/Storage

Looking for More Business on the East End? Call and place your ad today!

631-283-1000

Ask about our annual ad programs!

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Moving/Storage

Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

Organizational Services

Painting/Papering

Service Directory Deadline

pm Wednesday

Painting/Papering

It’s Painting Time Don’t Paint yourself into a Corner Advertise Your Services in Dan’s Service Directory Call today To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Party Services

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Pest Control

Pets/Services

Photography/Video

Pest Control

Plumbing

Party Svce./Music

Got Pests; Need to Get Rid of Them Call one of our many Pest Control Vendors Today and tell them you saw their ad in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Poison Ivy Control

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Property Management

Roofing

Property Management

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Is Pollen getting all over your deck and house Call One of The Many Vendors in Dan’s Service Directory And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Dan’s To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

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SERVICE DIRECTORY Roofing

Roofing

Solar Energy Contractors

Trees/Shrubs

Window Cleaning

Trees/Shrubs

Septic Services

Window Treatments

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SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Window Treatments

Window Treatments

Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a full time year round licensed Nail Technician. $500 sign on bonus. Please call Renate or Melinda at 631-287-9099. FINGERS Fine Haircutting Located in Sag Harbor is Looking for a Hairdresser. Full Time or Part Time. Please call Liz at 631-725-0852

Child Care Nanny Needed: Family with two young children looking for experienced live-out Nanny with flexibility. M-F, 12pm-6pm plus 1-2 nights per week. Year-round. Must drive and speak English. Light cleaning and kid meals. Position located in East Hampton. References a must. Call 646-295-3454

Nanny Wanted Fri. & Sat. or Sat. & Sun. Year-Round. Twin 2-year old boys. Southampton. Experience

ONE OCEAN YOGA and wellness center seeks friendly, confident front desk staff with computer skills and attention to detail. Interest in yoga, or fitness a plus. Competitive pay, free classes. Year round, fulltime, or part-time available. Call 537-5522 or e-mail resume to: info@oneoceanyoga.com

Building Trades/Labor HELP WANTED Fast growing company seeks carpenter with experience in cedar shingle, roofing, siding, trim work and deck building. Contact Chris 631-245-2196.

Child Care

Wine Cellars

Babysitting Year round Saturday afternoon and evening babysitter needed for very active, warm 2 1/2 year old boy in Wainscott. 2pm -9pm Extra hours possible, 15.00/ hour. Please email catherinecaninojewel@ nyc.rr.com or call 917-593-1729. We are looking for a fun, honest, reliable, responsible and energetic person to be a part of our son’s life. References, please and we look forward to hearing from you.

& references required. 917-923-0829

Domestic

Full Time, Year Round Position

HAMPTON DOMESTICS

631-287-2960

*Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Couples* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff Groundskeepers Handyman, Housekeepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff

Teacher, Foreign language French! Pre k-6

631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons)

OUR 35th YEAR

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PRIVATE CHEFS OUR SPECIALTY

Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes

Details: See Web MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com Tel. 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

for Day Care in Southampton Exp., Education a must Immediate Start. Also accepting substitute resumes fax resume

“Our 26th Year”

212-371-0492 (New York City)

Estate Managers, Couples Butlers, Housekeepers Chauffeurs, Cooks Personal Assistants

Education

DIRECTOR

AL MARTINO AGENCY

“see our job listings”

New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor Hamptons Domestic Services NY Licensed & Bonded “We bring the caring home” Companion/Caregivers to elderly, live-in, hourly, overnight. Housekeepers, and much, much more. Call for free brochure 631-723-3267 631-921-3933 Housekeeper/ nanny. Live in 56 days. One 8 year old child. Must speak English. References required. (631)329-5138 Live-in Housekeeper in Watermill Home

Private school in Westhampton Area Please fax resumes 631-325-1268 or call 631-288-4658

Food/Beverage Almond seeks experienced wait staff. Fax resume to 631-537-6606 or call 631-537-8885 Almond/ Almondito restaurants seeking experienced line cooks. Contact Jason at jason@almondrestaurant.com or call (631)537-8885

Bartenders Required Experienced bartenders required for Maidstone Club, East Hampton, NY Full time and part time positions available. Please call 631-324-0510 and ask for Nick or email nick@ maidstoneclub.com

Catering Sales Manager, Chief Engineer, and waitstaff. Year-round. Please fax resume to 631-204-0187

Nannies, Housekeepers, Chefs, Couples, Estate Managers. Nanny Agency Of The

Contact Lisa 917-771-4907 or lisa@certifiedny.com

www. nannyagencyofthehamptons.com

Hottest Hamptons Year Round Restaurant Is Hiring: Waiters, Bussers, Hosts, Kitchen staff.

Driver/Delivery

Apply in person Tutto IL Giorgno 6 Bay St., Sag Harbor

Busy taxi service.

E-mail resume to: mannitutto@hotmail.com

Hamptons, Serving The Hamptons & New York City

Nanny Needed East Hampton family with three small children looking for kind, flexible, experienced live-out Nanny, F/T, year-round, ASAP. Must love kids, drive, speak English clearly CPR a plus. Occasional nights, light cleaning and kid meals. References a must. Legal Resident please. Call 631-329-1221

Domestic

Part time/ full time available. AM and PM shifts.

Domestic positions available Must have New York State Class E license. EOE. (631)329-9973 Please call 631-668-8888

Luxury hotel on Belize’s carib coast needs talented chef to work with exec chef to upgrade menu with creative new ideas. Winter season, November through May. Contact Robert (914)962-4987 or send resume to: info@robertsgrove.com

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EMPLOYMENT / DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS General Cashier needed for high paced East End car wash,. Great pay plus commission. Call 631-728-5036

Interns Needed in

August & September for:

General

P.C. RICHARD & SON Full Time and Part Time Stock positions available at P.C. Richard & Son in our Suff folk showrooms. Days, nights and weekends included. Positions include heavy lifting.

•Flexible Hours •Gain insight into the innerworkings of a popular, local magazine •Cover major Hamptons events!

Stop in and filll out an application or call store for more information. Riverhead 631-727-8900 Southampton 631-287-2405

Office

Retail

Sales

F ront Desk/Reservations. Computer literate, detail oriented individual sought for hotel/motel chain. Good phone skills required. Accounting experience and Bi-lingual a +, Southampton location. Please fax resume 631-283-3292 or e-mail to hello@enclaveinn.com.

Retail Sales Help. Shoe-Inn East seeks year round full time energetic sales help. Experience preferred. Please call Angela 631-329-4500.

Account Executive for Management Recruiters International. The Southampton office ranks among the top 50 offices out of 1,000 offices worldwide. A successful career awaits highly self motivated people who have a friendly outgoing personality, high degree of self-confidence and are comfortable with phone selling. Our training program is top notch and has enabled our tenured employees to earn six figure incomes. We offer benefits, and a flexible salary and commission program. Visit us at www.hamptongrp.com or Call 631-287-5030

RECEPTIONIST/ CLERICAL Entry level position Must have experience with customer service, heavy phones and data entry We need a computer literate, organized, detailed minded person with a pleasant phone manner and the capability to multi-task in a Southampton office. Must work Saturdays when needed.

Amazing Retail Year-Round Opportunities!! East Hampton Location…

Situation Wanted

Sales Asssociate FT Cashiers FT

Elderly care, housekeeping, housewatching Transportation available 25 YRS EXPERIENCE

Email resumes to: jobs@scoopnyc.com

Many Excellent references Call Patti (631)848-8794

Full Time with benefits Fax resume to (631) 287-6245

Contact:

SCOOP BEACH

The Athlete’s Foot of Bridgehampton Commons:

Email: julianasser1@gmail.com

Health Care

Part-Time Jobs

Calll 631-283-1234

Elderly gentleman, vision impaired needs assistance at night time. In exchange, private room and bath with CAC will be provided. (212)262-4240, (631)725-2949

Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a Full Time orpart time Receptionist. Experience preferred, and computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda at 631-287-9099

Models Wanted Art / Photography

631-329-5550 Leave name and number

MEDICAL ASSISTANT Part time for physicians office in Southampton Please fax resume to 631-726-9323

Office MODELS WANTED Acclaimed Fine Arts Photographer seeks female models for new project. $25 Hr. 631-725-02202

Retail

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT F/T, P/T in our Bridgehampton office. Great organizational, communication and computer skills required. Town & Country Real Estate. Call Kimberley or Janet 631-537-3200 Bookkeeper: experienced, for East end builder. Industry background a plus. Cover letter with resume to eastendposition@ yahoo.com

Retail

JOIN OUR TEAM! If you are looking for a career that makes a positive difference, GNC is the place for you! GNC is th he leading specialty retailer of nutritional products. We continue to grow and offer many opportunitties to the right people. We are currently seeking to fill Full-time Assistant Manager and Part-tiime Sales Associate positions in the Bridgehampton Commons. If you want to help others live their besst lives, join our team today. Please forward resume along with salary history to 700116@gnc-retaiil.com

Part or full time counter help at deli in Springs flexible hours, Will train, must be legal. 917-971-7772

Retail Full time position at Main Beach Surf Shop and kids shop. Lars 516-313-9010

P.C. Richard & Son CLERICAL Full Time and Part Time positions available at P.C. Richard & Son. Days, nights and weekends included. Position includes heavy phones, data entry and use of caash register. Stop in and fill out an application, or call showroom for more information. Riverhead 63 31-727-8900

C u r rently seeking to fill full time assistant manageer & part time sale associate position. If you are interested in joining our team please fax resum me to: 516-869-6043 or email to: tafmh@hotmail.com

Nursing Asst.- Companion, SEEKS F/T position, taking care of sick or elderly. 15yrs hospital and in-home experience. Clean license, own car. (347)280-7475

Announcements URBAN ARCHAEOLOGY A high-end retailer specializing in lighting, bath accessories, tile, and stone iss seeking a Showroom Assistant to support our showroom in Bridgehampton. We are looking for an organ n ized, computer literate assistant with great multi-tasking abilities. A background in interior desiggn and an enthusiasm for the industry is a plus. This position offers benefits, competitive pay, an n d growth potential. Please email resume and cover letter to:careers@ urbanarchaeology.com, or fax to o Kali at 212.925.3917

Southampton 631-287-2405

Sales Retail Management Positions available, Claire’s Accessories Bridgehampton Commons Apply in person or call 631-537-0363

Higher standard domestic couple. European background, Chef with solid culinary level, health conscious. Quality housekeeping. Maintenance coordination. Travel. Very experienced. Resume, references. Call 203-550-5210 or 347-272-2317

Salesperson Wanted Title Insurance experience a must. Benefits, large salary and commissions based on exp. Call 917-806-6445

The Hampton's very own horse rescue Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue is having an OPEN HOUSE the first 2 weekends in September from 2-4pm at the educational farm on 93 Merchant's Path off Sagg Rd in Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. The horse rescue is celebrating its 50th horse saved from slaughter. Come learn all about the mission of the rescue and the programs available for children and adults. Pony rides will be available! 631-537-7335 for more info!

Items Under $150 SMALL RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT including Faema Restaurant single-head Espresso machine, KitchenAid Professional 6, Star double waffle iron, Fleetwood stainless electric cheese grater. Reasonable pricing. 631-899-3175

Merchandise for Sale

Merchandise for Sale Genuine Barn Table: 71-x-37, 130 Yr. Pine Wood Plank Top, Stunning. $1250. Steve 631-680-8066 scm071264@hotmail.com Kingsley-Bate Heavy Teak Steamship Chairs. Paid over $700 each. Best offer. 631-267-8653

Marston & Langinger Octagon Conservatory. 3 years old. 3 sets of French doors. Ventt ed roof. $225,000 new, best offer! Mint condition. A must see! Call for appointment 315-264-36655 Saxophone: Yamaha YTS intermediate, tenor sax. Excellent condition, $1,200. (631)298-2194 Tires & Rims set of four 245-75R16 Bridgestone tires mounted on GMC aluminum mag rims. Used. $75 each 631-801-2205 Treadmill. Weslo 10.5. Good condition. Asking $150 OBO. 631-283-4142. Wall Unit. 3 piece. Washed oak. Excellent condition. Cost $2,500. Sell $500. 631-283-4142

Merchandise Wanted Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

DESIGNER INVENTORY SALE S FRAME DESIGN 160 Division Street Sag Harbor

28-ft. heavy duty fiberglass extension ladder $150. Adjustable aluminum truck rack $150. Adjustable miter saw stand $150. Light truck or SUV tires $100. Ford OEM aluminum rims 16”x8” $200. Prices negotiable. 631-834-3687

Saturdays & Sundays 9-11

Farm table with 2 leaves and 6 coordinating white chairs. $175. 631-324-6922, 917-331-8933.

631-834--4853

or by appointment. Architectural artifacts, factory molds, antique textiles, ethnographic, tribal material.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS Tag/Yard/Estate Sales East Hampton Estate Antiques Sale- Saturday September 8th (9-4) 19 N. Hollow, 8 x 6 Herter Bros. Mirror, 9 ft Paladian Mirror, Lamps, Paintings Mid -Century Furniture, china, silver, Bronze, Andirons 631-329-5866 cell: 646-456-8527 Luxury Designer Handbag and Furiture Sale. Bags by Hermes, Chanel, Dior, YSL, Chloe', Balenciaga, Fendi, Gucci, Bottega Veneta, exclusively! Everything 100% Authentic. either new or gently pre-loved. Rain or Shine, Saturday, Sept 1st 9 am to 11 am190 Hedges Lane, Sagaponack 917-225-0899

Therapy Clothing BLOWOUT SUMMER SALE 30% to 60% off all swim, shoes and apparel Come check out our famous $20 rack ..savings up to 80% 51 Jobs Lane, Southampton (in courtyard) OPEN N LATE! 631-259-2555

Tag/Yard/Estate Sales North Sea: super garage sale, Saturday 9/8, 8am-11:30am. 6 Cove Rd. off Noyac Rd. New tools, camping, golf, boutique items.

Lost/Found

Pets

REWARD!!! 3 Stone Diamond Ring

Beach end Surfside Road Bridgehampton.

Old Fashioned ~ COUNTRY AUCTION ~

The Havens House Montauk Highway bettween Center & East Moriches

Pet Lost/Found

914-924-0140

Westhampton Beach! White gold and diamond wedding band. Lost in town. August 25th. Reward! (201)543-9956

Pets

Antiques including: Furniture, china, glass, pictures, jewelry, books. Much, much more!

Canarys, beautiful home raised babies. Great singers, different colors, banded, Male & Female. 631-329-5686

~ Many Surprises ~

Golden Retriever Puppies AKC. Male/ Female. English. Cream. Show line. $1,000. Available 8/29.

Benefit: Moriches Bay Historical Society Sale by South Bay Auctioons

We’re bringing seniors to local events! Full size, late moodel 4-doors only, please 631-909-3353 or fax 212-472-5743

ntimental Value Sen

Sat., 9/8, 11am, P review: 10am

Estate Family Dogs Loyal guardians fully trained, selected & imported for your needs. All Breeds. K9 College Call for your consultation TODAY! 631-874-0522

2-1/2 Karats

Automotive AUTOS NEEDED FOR ELDERLY OUTREACH PROGRAM

SPECIAL DOGS

Lost July 27

Auctions

Automotive

WILL DELIVER. 516-582-5299

LOST CAT long grey haired, with 1 blind eye. Last seen, Grand St., 8/20. (631)875-1647

Automotive 1967 MGB GT G reat condition, alloy wheels, overdrive, only 46,000 miles. 1989 Porsche C4 One own n er car in exceptional condition. Must see to believe. Taking delivery on new car so both must be sold.. Best Offer! 917-623-9130 or 631-259-3800 1985 Harley Davison Sportster, 1000cc, much chrome, many extra’s. $4,000 firm. 631-831-3689

Acura Legend 1993 Green New tires, Needs some work $2500. Call 631-766-3342

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP

CA$H FOR CARS RUNNING OR NOT (RV’s Boats transport or buy) Long Distance Towing Hamptons to Manhattan J’S TOWING LIC. 516-383-4403 INS. Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Appp t Only www.cannillomotorsports.com 04 BMW 330Ci Nv 18" $26,500 91 Porsche 911 C2 Cab $18,500 62 Triumph TR-4 $12,950 97 Mercedes E320 $8,450 82 Mercedes 380SL $5,950 80 MGB Ltd. Edition $3,950 We buy cars and checkout our website for Additional inventory and information!

2007 TARGETED ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITIES Sep 7 Real Estate Sep 14 Health & Fitness Sep 21 Home Guide Sep 28 Wedding Guide Oct 5 Best of the Best Oct 12 Wine Guide Oct 19 Hamptons Int’l Film Festival/Hampton & Florida Real Estate Oct 26 Home Guide

Nov Nov Nov Nov Nov Dec Dec Dec

2 9 16 23 30 7 14 21

Real Estate The Perfect Thanksgiving Real Estate/Hampton & Florida RE Holiday Catalogue/Wine Guide/Shopping Holiday Catalogue/Hampton Getaways Holiday Catalogue/Home Guide Holiday Catalogue/Gadgets & Toys Holiday Catalogue/Events

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DANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CLASSIFIEDS Automotive

Automotive

Cooper Classics LTD 137 Perry Street New York, NY 212-929-3909 Renowned Classic Car Facility for Over 30 Years Cooper Classics LTD

*1957 Chevrolet Corvette Roadster *1962 Chevrolet Corvette w/Unique Provenance *1924 Dodge Brother's 4 Passenger Coupe *1960 Jaguar XK150 DHC *1964 Jaguar Mark 2 Saloon 3.8 1978 Rolls-Royce Corniche *1967 Jaguar XKE Series I Convertible, Arctic White w/Red Roadster BRG/TAN Interior, 52,000 miles, *1970 Jaguar XKE Series II Excellent Original Condition, Roadster Limited Production, gorgeous *1959 Mercedes-Benz 190SL car. $45,000 *1967 Mercedes-Benz 280SL Factory 5-Speed 1954 Chevy 3100 *1969 Mercedes-Benz 280SE 5-Window Pick Up Truck, Convertible (2 to Choose From) Orange w/Brown Interior, *1969 Mercedes-Benz 280SL Original Frame-0ff restoration, *1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SE Perfect. $29,000 Convertible Low Grille *1971 Mercedes-Benz 280SE 1967 Jaguar XKE Series II 3.5 Convertible Roadster, Red w/ Black Interior, *1971 Mercedes-Benz 280SL (3 Totally Restored, Matching to Choose From) Numbers, *1951 Packard Convertible $80,000 *1959 Porsche 356A Cabriolet *1962 Porsche 356B Cabriolet Also Available Super 1600 *1966 Austin Healey 3000 Mark *1951 Rolls-Royce Silver III BJ8 Wraith LHD w/Sunroof *1960 Bentley S2 Saloon LHD *1964 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud *1967 Cadillac DeVille ConIII Saloon LHD vertible

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*1969 Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow Inventory can be seen our website at www.cooperclassiccars.com We pay top dollar for Classic Cars! Call 212-929-3909! Additional Cars on cooperclasssiccars.com Some Cars can be seen in the Hamptons or in NYC WINTER CAR STORAGE EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Salles Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

Ford F-150 Lariat Series White with tan accent.

Classifieds Service Directory

Maintenance at â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Garageâ&#x20AC;?

Hill Street Southampton (fax)

Showroom condition, 65,000 miles, new custom cap, super crew cab.

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Located at Hampton Bays Car Wash for viewing. Asking $21,000. Owner 516-313-6601

Automotive Volvo S80 2002 luxury sedan. Venetian red. Original owner. 33,500 miles. VIN report rated Excellent. $16,000 negotiable. Don 631-765-5156 VW Passat Wagon 1999 Black, beige interior, in good condition, mileage 155,000, $2,500. Call 646-436-5243 We Buy Cars 516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

Art/Art Services

Mercedes Benz E320 Silver with gray leather interior, fully loaded, Mint, hwy miles Asking $13,500 Mu ust See! Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Last! 631-946-1737 RANGE ROVER 2002 - 4.6 HSE Dark blue, Beige leather/ blue piping, Fully loaded, New tires/ 55,000 miles, Mint Condition/ 1 owner. $ 20,000 firm 917-592-8936

F rench Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 TUTORING All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Certified Teaching Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE!

Washington Square Outdoor Art Show Sept. 8-9th 12-6pm 8th St. & Univer Pl.

Original Watercolors Commissions of your Home Favorite View 646-258-1844 212-982-0784 Megazzoni@aol..com

STAINED LEADED GLASS PORTRAIT 45 1/4â&#x20AC;? x 45 1/4â&#x20AC;?

Cleaning Experienced reliable woman will clean home or office weekly or bi-weekly. House Watching, Openings//Closings Seasonal or Year-Round Based in Hampton Bays Good References Please call Michelle 631-255-88380 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910 631-727-0862

Quality Housekeeping & P rofessional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability (631) 725-2128

Phone Sunflower Seedlings for house cleaning, house sitting, preparation needs for vacation stays for your Hampton Estate. Temporary pet sitting, child care, etc... (203)247-6647

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Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-940-0393. 631-604-5438. www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.

Amazing all-hours cleaning service Commercial & Residential

Paintings. Creative local landscapes by Bridgehampton artist Rocco Liccardi. Studio visits welcome. (631)537-3473

Owner operated 631-946-2444 Annaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Home Cleaning Service. Clean. Delivered. References available upon request. 631-591-1065

$2,499.00 CATHERINE MURPHYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HOUSE WATCHING & CLEANING SERVICE. Fall, Winter & Spring g. Based in Sag Harbor. 631-793-1121.

We will clean your home for a reasonable price. Experienced and excellent references. 631-745-3251

Computers

Peconic PC 631-258-6827 info@peconicpc.com PC Solutions & Support, Setups, WiFi, Repairs,

(516)377-3937

Business Opportunities KVP Company has Indoor Winter Car Storage Available Sept 1 Clean, Heated $225 per month. Call (631)287-1463 leave message.

EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

MEG AZZONI ARTIST

F ree Removal of Unwanted Junk Vehicles. Fast Reliable Service at Your Convenience. 631-728-8344 63 31-495-7299

Classes/Instruction

Bed & Breakfast: Opportunity knocks! Successful, established, B&B/ McMansion, including boutique vineyard. Totally turn-key. (631)734-2053 For Sale. Busy East End Beauty Salon. Well established, high volume turnkey. Call 516-729-8973

OWNERSHIP of Trade Name LIGHTHOUSE REALTY CO. As a Real Estate broker, in business since 1951 in New York State.

Submit offers for sale of Trade Name 718-351-0621

Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446

CLEANING PERSON EXPERIENCED Top notch! Will clean and take care of your home. G reat references, reaasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575

Upgrades, Security. Home/ Business www.peconicpc.com

Construction NEED A CONTRACTOR? Need Advice on your project? Large and small renovations. Call for a consultation: 631-475-2441

Fashion JEWELRY SALE Open house for Silpada jewelry in Bridgehampton www.silpada.com Saturday, Sept 15th 4-6 PM Wine & Cheese served Please call Gabrielle at (917)837-5098 to R.S.V.P.

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DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Financial Services

Horses

MORTGAGE MONEY AVAILABLE to the unique situation. Many without points.

Horse Barn for lease in Hampton Bays. Room for two horses- near Peconic Bay & trails for riding. $200 per stallyou take care of the horses; feed, clean up, etc... Ask for Howard (631)728-2718

Call 631-764-3834

Moving/Storage

Southampton Village, Pine Street

NYC AWARD WINNING FLORAL DESIGNERS GOODFRIEND SELF STORGAGE

LANDSCAPING BY TOM MAC, INC.

Large 2-Car Garage, High Ceilings, Clean, Great for Storage, Supplies, Antique Autos or light Business use. $795 per month Call Joe: 800-227-0595

Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways,

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing and House Watching. No Job Too Small! 631-728-8955

Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff.

26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance

Call Cheap Richard for the best prices on any handyman job. All interior / exterior imp p rovement and maintenance, power washing, stonework. Every House Needs A Handyman! 631-729-3953 - Office 631-714-0595 - Cell 631-312-8882 - Owner

Health/Healthcare Are You Interested in Having Ideal Health? Remember "There's only one you". Call 516-383-4604 or 631-294-3647. for details. Special presentation WHB on Friday, September 7th. WYIdealHealth@aol.com COMPANION. Certified health care. Excellent driver. Available for Hamptons/ Manhattan. References available. Call Nadia 917-680-6444

Home Improvements I'll take care of all problems in your house! Interior/ Exterior; Carpentry; Roofing/ Siding; Tile Work;Windows/ Doors; Decks) Experienced; References. Gill 631-764 5522 Long Island Fiberglass Inc. Specializing in Shower Pan Liners 631-697-5405 See our ad under Kitchens & Baths in Dan’s Service Directory

(631) 725-1249

Climate controlled Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550 Large Storage space in Water Mill with high ceilings and rolling doors for easy access. 917-679-5633

Painting/Papering A&M Painting: 21 years of experience. Owner Tony Donofrio on every job. Using Benjamin Moore Paint. 631-874-4761. B&B Painting by the pros: Interior/ Exterior, powerwashing, wallpaper removal, 26 years, many references. 516-379-0654/ 631-968-8303 DESMOND PAINTING

Marine 2005 Four Winns 328 Vista I/O Volvo Pentas. LOA 35 feet. Showroom condition, very low hours. Illnesss forces sale. First offering $105,000. L a r ry’s Lighthouse Marina. Owner 516-313-6601

European Craftsmanship. 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. J e r ry Desmond 7118-343-7003 • 631-678-2796 Mature craftsman seeks patient, and demanding clientele. Painting/ Papering/ Repairs. www.eyyoneri.com. Please call David at 631-377-1195.

Painting/ Powerwashing/ Spackling 30 years Experience

JETBOAT 1997 RAGE 15ft with 2002 trailer, 175hp motor; Low hours. G reat condition. Asking $6000.00 516-655-5904

Massage Therapy

Interior & Exterior Excellent references Licensed/ Insured. WILL BEAT ANY WRITTEN ESTIMATE 516-906-4557.

Circulation Massage Therapy 4 Handed Massage, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Reiki. Also Kundalini & Reiki classes available.

Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Call Kim 631-255-7741

Party Services

OhWhataMassage.com Couples, Four Hands, Therapeutic Pain Relief, Swedish, Sports, Shiatsu, Pre-Natal, Reflexology. Home Visits. 631-477-2006

Moving/Storage

FLYING HIGH BALLOONS Balloons, homemade

Available for in-house floral decor and events. Personal service & excellent quality at reasonable prices. Please call (631) 256-6603 or email: dmddesigngroup@gmail.com

Party Svce./Music Caricatures, Face painting or Live Music Fun, entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706 caricatureexpress.com/choice.html See Display Ad under Party Services in Service Directory

Professional Services Reliable Bookkeeping QuickBooks Set up or Any Current System, All Phases, Bank Recs, A/P, A/R, Invoiices, P rofessional and Courteous 631-987-4902

wrappers. For all occasions. Terri (516)647-7039 Denise (631)831-5226

Tile/Stone/Masonry J.D Bianchi Tile and Stone, Kitchen & Bathroom renovations. Small jobs okay. 631-276-1010

Trees/Shrubs Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326. WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property Maintenance Programs. CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

Window Treatments WONDROUS

Property Management END OF SEASON Customized Management & Home Maintenance Oversight. 25 years resort management, personal and home coordination in the United States & Caribbean. Impeccable references!! 484--431-7417 pennesom@hotmail.com

for the home

Now specializing in Antique restoration & uphh olstery Eliminating middlemen, so you can work directly with Designer Fabricator

Servicing Guardian Property Management. Housewatching, House Cleaning, Garden Design, Swimming Pool Maintenance, Emergency Service. Call Us today 631-387-7249. Excellent References. Hamptons House Watching and plant watering, Pet Sitting, House cleaning and more. Your Complete Home Management Service, Servicing Eastport to Hampton Bays Call for pricing or chheck us out on the web. Hamptonsatyourservice .com 631 288 1205

Sewing Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Commercial

Storage Space Available in various sizes: 10’ x 25’ door 6’h 39’ x 17’ door 8’h 20’ x 28’ door 10’h 40’ x 18’ doo or 10’h G reat space for car hobbyist, boats, contractors, etc. 631-369-5841

Southampton Village 71 Hill Street P restigious Village Offices $1,200-$10,000 per month 24/7 access, parking, some balconies. 631-283-6500 ext. 718 Southampton. Brand new retail store/office. 1,000 square feet.. Central air. Parking. Great road exposure! 917-848-0170.

Out Of Town Florida, Naples 2/2+ First floor condo, January- March (2-month minimum). Upscale community. Fabulous amenities: Beach, tennis, shopping, Philharmonic. Call 239-595-3576. Email: cathya6@aol.com

WINDOW DESIGNS Custom treatments

chocolates, favors, candy Always Available Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs House Cleanouts Call 631-723-3456 631-94 46-2565

Swim Instruction Miss Barbara's Swim Lessons Physical education teacher will teach fun lessons at your home! All locations in Suffolk, Nassau & Queens. 631-669-3842 cell# 516-456-5277

Landscape/Garden Garages

Party Services

Montauk to Manhattan

Florida,Vero Beach 1/1 condo, 12x24 screened patio, own laundry, new appliances, totally renovated, new furniture, 2 miles to beach, no pets, no smoking, monthly or seasonal. Call 516-383-4604. ChipperXX@aol.com Florida. Bask in the sun this winter in beautiful Boynton Beach. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Enclosed porch, garage. $10,000 season. 631-874-4170. Fort Lauderdale: Hi-rise, ocean views, 2 BR, 2 bath, 3 month minimum. $3,000 monthly. (845)641-2616

and everywhere in between! 631-744-3533 wondrouswindowdeesigns.com

Apartments Southampton, Wainscott, Shinnecock. Furnished studios from $800 per month. Utilities included. 1 month security, 1 month rent required. 631-537-2900.

Commercial 3 GARAGE SHOP SPACES AVAILABLE The Ice Plant Complex located next to Riverhead Building Supply in Soo uthampton Village. $2,000 and up. Call 631-287-1463 leave message

Rent / Option to Buy Southampton 4 Bedrooms, 4.5 bath home with separate apartment, 3,000 sf, living room, dining room, media room, country kitchen, $3,500 monthly rental. $999,000 sale price. 631-903-3312

Rental Wanted Couple, non-smokers, mature professional seeking YR rental, 2 bedroom, East Hampton and vicinity (Amagansett, Sag Harbor, Wainscott, Sagaponack, Bridgehampton), unfurnised preferred. Leave message 631-287-1217 or e-mail proposals: ehyrrental@aol.com. By owner preferred. Family seeks weekend rental for winter, Bridgehampton, Water Mill, Sagaponack. No pets, Non smokers. good references. No Brokers. Call Susan 917-488-4747

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Rental Wanted

Summer Rentals

SOUTHAMPTON WINTER SITUATION WANTED

Bridgehampton South Beach House. 3 minute walk to beach/ ocean. Dock, A/C, pool & tennis. Privacy. Amazing location. www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000

Professional woman who lives in Nassau but works in Southampton willing to check in on your empty house during the winter in exchange for staying over for short stays during inclement weather. Responsible, homeowner. Please contact Lori at 631-204-2234 days 516-353-3338- eves, weekends

Rooms Hampton Bays. Private rooms available in charming home near bay and ocean. Also 1 bedroom apartment. Reasonable rates. Weekends, weekly, monthly. (631)728-1503 Sag Harbor. Noyac Bay. Extraordinary sunset views, Luxurious amenities. Pool, CAC, 700 square foot apartment with separate entrance. Weekends $350 or $500/week. 2 other bedrooms available @$250 each weekends, $400/ week. 516-459-5595 Southampton Village: 2 suites available in historic home. Walk to Jitney, train, restaurants, cable, microwave, refrigerator. Available nightly/ weekly/ monthly. Call for rates 631-283-0730.

Center Moriches Desperate to Rent! All Offers Considered! Brand new, 6,300 sq. ft. Waterfront 1.2 acres, CAC, 5 BR’s, 5.5 baths, 2 large decks, fplc, water dock, large pool. Mike 631-271-5122 516-808-2663 East Hampton Village rental August 30th through September 9th. Also winter rental. (516)527-6029

EAST QUOGUE

Summer Rentals A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193 HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. HamptonsEscape.cc om

Aquebogue North Fork Waterfront Home 1 & 2 Bedroom $9500.00 season, or monthly available www.liny-cottages.com (631)-722-4096

A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193 HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modee rn kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. F rom $1,000 to $10,000 www. HamptonsEscape.ccom

Bridgehampton South

home available for rent.

9/07 through 5/08

WEEKLY OR M ONTHLY

A Bit of French Whimsy

option available.

Has 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, in ground pool, plasma TV, stereo system,

Winter Rentals Amagansett Dunes

Recently built modern

Shares Westhampton house to share. 1 room, private bath in house, pool, tennis court. Year round rental $850 monthly all inclusive. (631)764-8045

Weekly Rentals

3 bedrooms, 3 baths, Library, 4th bedroom, 2 working firreplaces. Available September - October 31 Owner 631-356-5041

2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, CAC, all appliances, walk to beach. September 15- MD Available winter, summer or yearly. 631-512-6701 Amagansett: Spectacular waterviews, newly renovated 2 BR house, LR, flat screen TV, washer/dryer. Oct. 15- May 15. $1,000 plus utilities. (516)384-1910 BRIDGEHAMPTON. Panoramic view of Sagaponack.. 1 bedroom apartment, private entrance, $1,200 mo. utillities included No Pets, No Smoking. 631-521-4265 Bridgehampton. 4 bedroom 3 bath, conveniently located between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking/pets. Available Oct. 1st to May 1st. Monthly, Weekly. $2,200 month. Call for weekly prices lwist10632@aol.com 516-756-1774. EAST HAMPTON NW 8 Acre Winter Wonderland Secluded, Minutes to Sag Harbor, & EH, Fireplace, 4 bed, 3bath, tennis, nature trails, Ross School, pets o.k., $2500 mo +utilities Owner 917-804-0786 ncowmail@gmail.com

fully furnished. 10 minutes from beach.

WATERMILL South of the highway

Call for rental rates Contact Michele 631-979-5113

Hampton Bays: FUN! 4 BR, Loaded. Labor Day Weekend, extended season. Great value! (631)375-4122

Brand new, Furnished 8 bed, 8 bath. Best value in watermill. Guestt house & Pool house. Available for rent yearly. Maid service available. Diane 305-788-5030 or diane@ @ sbirealty.com

Hamptons NYC Montauk

East Hampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Newly renovated. Walk to all. Parking. Additional storage space available. Sept 15- MD. $1,500/ month. 631-512-6701 East Hampton Village 2 Bedroom house available. Walk to town and train. 631-329-7122

www.SeaSkiSunVacations.com

Owner Direct Vacation Rentals 631-567-5999 Florida New England Utah Carolinas Mexico Wainscott SOH. Walk ocean, jitney. Adorable 3 bedroom, 1 bath, redone, CAC, lovely property. Thru LD $6,000/ week. Postseason possible. Owner 631-604-5300, slynne@att.net. Westhampton Dunes. Dune Road. Lovers’ cottage. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Available weekly September 15 - October 30. $2,500 weekly. Call 516-292-5887.

WESTHAMPTON BEACH Retreat Beach House, Family/ Couple(s). 2 BR + loft, 3 bath, Jacuzzi, Decks, Ocean and Bay, beautiful sunsets. Last week in August- $3,500/ week. Labor Day week- $4,000/ week. September- $2,500/ week. Winter October thru April $2,000/ month + utilities. Cell 917-991-9781 Ghoops88@aol.com for photos Westhampton Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. Weekly September $3,500, October $2,500. 917-623-0529. For Photos email: jryoung917@aol.com

East Hampton WAINSCOTT SOUTH ADORABLE COTTAGE 2 bedrooms, 1 bath Full kitchen Private gated lot $1400 monthly

PERFECT OFFICE E /STUDIO with private yard $800 monthly Owner 631-537-3460

Winter Rentals East Hampton/ Springs 3 bedroom 2 bath. Nicely furnished saltbox with sun room.On private and quiet .75 acre flag lot.Finished basement, washer/ dryer, new kitchen, flat screen HDTV, cable/Internet. Available LD-MD. $2,000 month. eddiemacs@mail.com for pics or 917-353-1939 to see. EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS/ CLEARWATER - November March $1200/ month/ GET APRIL FREE!!! 3 bedroom, 2 bath, oil heat, washer/ dryer. Split ranch. $1,200 plus utilities. Ron - 917-612-7667 East Quogue 3 bedroom 2.5 bath furnished, washer d ryer, garage, $1,500 + utilities. Avail Sept. 30th 914-232-8135 212-735-3895 EAST QUOGUE: 2 Bedroom, 2 Baths, Fireplace, Updated. Winter, or Year Round $1975.00 Owner/ Agent 631 723-4319 Hampton Bays Owner wishes to share 3 bedroom, contemporary on quiet acre, $475 month Shh ared utilities Sept.-May 914-434-0018

HAMPTON BAYS- 1 Bedroom apartment. $795 month. Utilities included. October 1April 30. 631-728-1817 Hampton Bays. Contemporary Cape, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fully furnished, central air, washer, dryer, large deck, hot tub. Very quiet area. Walk to beach. $1,350 monthly 917-612-7007. Hampton Bays. One bedroom Condo. Waterfront with pool. Private beach. 917-881-4168. Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Reasonable. consider year round. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676 Hampton Bays: Bayfront. Fully furnished, clean 1 bedroom. No smoking, no pets. $795.00, includes cable and utilities. 516-731-8040 Hampton Bays: Tiana Bay waterfront furnished 1 bedroom apartment. Private beach, boat dock up to 30 ft included. Million dollar sunsets. September through April $850 monthly includes all. 516-635-0056. 631-588-3923 Hampton Bays: Newly renovated 3 BR, 2 bath Hi-Ranch, sunroom, deck, patio, yard, w/d, dishwasher, wet-bar, cable/ internet/ phone. $2,800. Century-21 Rustic (631)744-5300

Winter Rentals Hampton Bays: Waterfront 1 bedroom furnished apartment. Includes basic cable heat electric. Available September to May 15th. $795 monthly. (631)728-6200 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - New Construction, never been lived in, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , 1 block to the beach. October through May $5,500/monthly. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sag Harbor Village - Steps to village & docks. 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bath Classic, gourmet kitchen, sunroom looks out to lush gardens & outside dining area. Impeccably tasteful décor, all you have to do is move in. Winter monthly from mid-September to May $17,000. or $2,000. monthly Winter. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552 MONTAUK 3 Bedrooms, 2 bath, ocean view, wood-burning fireplace, decks. Also year round. Flexible. 917-912-4540 Montauk- Ditch Plains: 12’x 48’ Condo, oceanview, steps from beach, 2 BR, 1.5 bath, sleeps 6, heated pool, kitchen, playground, recreation room, Central air. Decks with barbeque. 2 parking spots. Summer/ winter. Call 631-804-8048, 516-805-0391, sasf400@aol.com, tom480434@aol.com MORICHES BAY WATERFRONT Sunrises Sunrises on Moriches Bay Sundrenched peace and q uiet. 2 bedrooms, huge sundeck on water. $1,700 Month + 917-836-8787 North Haven/ Sag Harbor; Breathtaking Sunset Waterviews over Noyac Bay. Brand new 5 BR, 3 bath, fully furnished with Antiques from Bali, and artworks, flat screen 37” HD TV & stereo system, private landscaped acre at end of cul-de-sac, 4 decks overlooking Peconic Bay. For Rent, all or part, Sept. through May 08’. $6,000 per month. Available MD-LD 08’, $85,000 Call Russ: (631)276-5608 e-mail: profruss@gmail.com Noyac Bay: Waterfront 2 BR, 1.5 baths, panoramic views. Sept. 15 to May 15 08’. $1,350 per month. Call 516-443-0004

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Winter Rentals

Winter Rentals SOUTHAMPTON: Townhouse, fully furnished, park like grounds, 2 bedroom with loft, 2.5 baths, fireplace, gym, tennis, close to beaches and town. $1700 by Owner. 914-739-0634

Year-Round Rentals Bridgehampton: 2 large rooms, bright, new, quiet, kitchenette, bath. Utilities included. $2,000 per month. 631-335-6224

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Bays. 3 bedroom, 2 bath home. Clean. Washer/ dryer. Oversized deck. Near High School. Walk to town. Fenced in yard. No pets. $2,000 E. QUOGUE: immaculate 3 bed per month plus utilities. ranch, living room, dining room, Alll utilities included except References. Owner sunroom, garage and basement, long distance telephone. 732-615-7769. Southampton: 5 bedroom, steps to beach, $1875 plus utili$1,300 monthly. 3 bath, gourmet kitchen, great/ ties. Security & References reHampton Bays: very clean & Not handicapped accessible. movie room, wireless internet, quired. Available 10/1 bright studio apartment. $875/ (717)774-2699 big deck, Gorgeous, No pets 631-325-2767 month, includes all. No smoking, $2600 Avail. 9/5 201-803-1278 no dogs. (516)729-7010 PIED-A-MER: 2 bed, 1 bath East Hampton village fringe. garrett in private house, near WATER MILL pool house Large 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Very village and ocean $1200/ month. studio. All utilities (except heat) private. $2,250/ month +utiliHampton Country Real Estate References please. 516-982-6186 included. FREE phone and sat- ties. 917-613-8521 19 Corwith Avenue, ellite. $950/ month. Bridgehampton, Sag Harbor. Charming three 631-379-0315 East Hampton: North West 631-537-2000 bedroom one bath on quiet Woods. Sunny quiet contempowww.HamptonCountry.com m street. Bike to town. $1,000/ mo. Water Mill. New spacious rary. 4 br, 4 ba and office. On Available Sept 17th to May 15th. 1 bedroom. Furnished, washer/ acre with pool. Contact Center- Bridgehampton - 4 bedrooms, Contact Doug at 914-646-6369 dryer. Detached private garage ferform@aol.com for more info 3.5 bath set on 1 acre with pool or dtkx@msn.com apartment. September 15th and pictures. located in Horse Country! Exthrough May 15th. $1,200. quisite Décor, house shown in SAG HARBOR: 4 bedroom, 2 516-428-4121 East Hampton: Clearwater top magazine publication! Close bath house in historic area with beach, walk to beach, 2BR, 1 to Everything. $80,000. annuoutdoor dining pavilion in WESTHAMPTON bath, fplc, w/d, furnished. $1,800 ally. Available Oct. 1 Folio# redone garden. Walk to schools. BEACH CO-OP 516-784-0444 17248. Call Amy Unangst at $2,000 monthly. September1 Bedroom Apartment. 631-334-0552. May. 917-907-3694. Newly Furnished East Quogue. 2 bedroom, 2 Walk to Town. bath, fenced yard. Laundry, elec- North Haven Waterviews from Shinnecock Canal Sunny, Availaable Until May 2008. tric, cable, heat, more. $2,000. 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand beautiful 2 Bedroom Co-op. $825 per month 917-365-8903. New Construction, Beautifully Private parking. Waterfront. No Also avail. year round/ sale furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, pets, no smokers. $895/ month Hampton Bays 3 bedroom, gourmet kitchen with top of the plus utilities 917-687-4969 Weekdays: (212) 736-9800 1 bathroom, new kitchen, line amenities, 4,000sf. of living Cell 917--209-5941 hardwood floors, central air, space, fireplace, Heated gunite SHINNECOCK HILLS washer dryer, large deck & pool , Crawl to the beach. AvailWATERFRONT. Westhampton Beach: 1 bedpool. Private, family able in October for an annual 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, room condo. Large living room/ neighborhood, beautiful rental for $120,000. Folio# fireplace. kitchen. Furnished. Cable and landscaping. No smoking or pets 17790. Call Amy Unangst at MINT CONDITION. heat included. No pets or smok- Immediate. $1800/ mo. 631-334-0552. Sept. - May $2,000/month ing. $775 plus utilities. 516-456-4428 (631)871-1808 (516)352-7694 Sag Harbor - 3 bedroom, 2 bath family home Walk or bike to vilWesthampton. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 SOUTHAMPTON lage, very private, pet friendly. HAMPTON BAYS baths including Jacuzzi, 2-car LUXURY CONDO Available Furnished. $29,000. garage. $3,350 monthly. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, /Annually. Call Amy Unangst at September June. 917-714-6596. fireplace, gym, maid 631-334-0552 Tiana Shores area. service. $1,950/ month. Westhampton/ Quogue No petss, no smoking. Sag Harbor/Noyac - Pristine 3 1 bedroom apartment, Beautiful, uplifting 1BR apart201-650-1466 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 bath lobrand new, spacious ment completely furnished and cated on private culdesac, minutes to Sag Harbor/ BridgehampSouthampton 4 bedroom, 2 bath outfitted. Landlord pays all, inkitchen, living room/ dining cluding housecleaning. Excellent ton villages, Heated pool, W/D, sunroom, fpl. Private Deal! YEAR-ROUND OPTION. room combination. Large multi-level decking, central air, beach community on Peconic. No smoking/pets. 516 456-5776 new kitchen, magnificent views! $1,600 plus utilities. bedroom and bath, skylit Available Annually for $36,000. 631-287-0793, 914-715-9891. Year-Round Rentals kitchen, washer, dryer. Folio# 4893. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Southampton House. 3 Amagansett Sandy BeachSee parate entrance and use bedrooms plus den, 1.5 baths, F ront Napeague Harbor, nature of 20’x 40’ pool. Sag Harbor/North Hav v en WaTuckahoe schools. $1,500 preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, terfront - 3 Bedroom/3Bath, monthly. 516-869-0666. possible adjoining 2 BR cottage $1,400 monthly. Central air, Fireplace, Gardens Possible year round. For sale or galore, private beach, panoramic rent by owner. Pics @ Southampton, North Sea views! So close you can walk to paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Call 631-728-2558 WATERFRONT the Village. Annually $90,000. Charming Folio# 3977. Call Amy Unangst 4 bedroom 3 bath home at 631-334-0552. Bridgehampton South. Fireplace, CAC Spectacular 2000 foot, Private dock Hampton Bays / Shinnecock Southampton- Northside Hills 3 bedroom, 3 bath h. Highest elevation, water view winner! Over 4500 sqft of specSept-May $1500/mo Includes 2 green houses, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, 3 decks, tacular living space. Features 5 June-Sept $29,000 furnished, private, no traffic. bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool, and so much glass, totally private, Year Round $40,000 $2,700 monthly 631-887-4223 much more. Year Round nature abounds. Call E.K. at 508-254-0746 $2,100 Winter. $125,000. folio 5888 Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Available October 1st. Hampton Bays 3 Bedroom spa$3,300 monthly. Southampton. 2 bedroom, 1 Montauk: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, outcious home on quiet cul-de-sac bath. Washer/dryer. Private near schools. Brand new EIK, door shower, LR with fplc, Summer $27,000. beach community on Peconic. new bathroom, deck. Large bsmnt, attic. $2,625 monthly. (631)506-0168 $900 plus utilities. backyard, washer/ dryer. (845)222-8517 914-715-9891. 917-687-5902 Remsenburg-Estate Section Southampton. Charming 1 bed- Bridgehampton: 3 bedroom, Hampton Bays By The Canal 1 Bedroom Guesthouse room cottage. Furnished, washer/ 2,5 bath. Tastefully appointed. 2 Bedroom apartment. Laundry, With garage, wide screen TV, Large kitchen, pool. Private. dryer, dishwasher. Monthly dishwasher, wireless internet, ca- Central A//C -Heat Tennis! $2300/ month, Sept 15- ble and more. Call $1,350 plus utilities. No pets/ $1,200/ Mo. + Utilities May 15 631-835-4240 smokers. 631-259-3616. 516-380-7211 631-325-1733 NOYAC Furnished waterfront cottage available for winter October 1st 2007 through April 30th 2008.

Year-Round Rentals

Riverhead WILLOW PONDS CONDO 2+ BR’s, 2.5 baths, CAC, gas heat, unfurnished, full basement, garage, community pool & tennis. Walk-way to Private L.I. Sound Beach $1,900 monthly Year- round Good references/ credit history

Hampton Bays is just 30 min away...

2 bedroom, 1 bath with Living room & Kitchen

in Shoreham New carpets & paint Quiet tree-lined street

$1275/month includes utilities

No brokers fee! Suue (516) 662-4365

CALL TODAY-

this one won’t last! Riverhead: completely renovated homes. 2 bedroom house $1350/month. 3 bedroom house, separate 2 car garage, $1800/month. 631-848-9191 SAG HARBOR Near Long Beach & schools, pet friendly! 3 Bedrooms, 1.5 Baths Full Basement. $2,400 month Year round Extended lease available. Available September 16th call 516-241-1627 SAG HARBOR 1 Bedroom Cottage with washer & dryer. Private Garden. $1,750 month. 516-818-1186 Sag Harbor. Spectacular waterfront with private beach on Peconic Bay. 180 degree views, close to Sag Harbor shops & restaurants. Brand new contemporary with 25 foot clerestory windows facing water. 7 beds, 8.5 baths, waterside 40x20 infinity edge pool, large hot tub, steam room, double appliances, 3 story elevator, cantilevered greenhouse with orchids, gym, 3 car garage. Year (2008-2009) $700,000, MD-LD (2008) $375,000. Winter Month to Month $25,000. 212-873-2324 Sag Harbor: Village year round 2200 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, $2750 monthly. 631-725-7582 leave message. 631-793-8629, 631-725-4433 Shelter Island, Secluded 3BR, 2BA, all appliances, Fireplace, near Marina & Beach.$1,750 mo. + utilities call 631-749-1280 SHINNECOCK HILLS: Quiet furnished studio on Shinnecock Bay with georgeous views. Swimming pool, backyard garden w/ BBQ, Full kitchen, Full bath, Big closet, laundry. No pets, or commercial vehicles. $1195 includes Utilities and cable. References required. Available immediately 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com

631.484.4562 christinaleora@gmail.com Southampton /Noyac 3 bedrooms, Close to Village , $1800 mo 561-906-3361 SOUTHAMPTON Furnished 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beach community, tennis, hot tub. $2,500 monthly (631)806-9355 Southampton furnished studio. 2 windows, French doors, private entrance, patio, parking. Available October 1st. $950. (631)284-7974 Southampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished, kitchen, $1,750 Month 516-921-54144 631-287-2297 Cell 516-848-8885 Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Yearly, monthly, etc. Rent from September. 347-645-3315 Southampton waterfront 2 bedroom, 1 bath furnished home with private dock. $2,975/ month, also FOR SALE $799,000. Owner (631)244-3574 www.southamptonwaterfront4sale.com

Southampton, North Sea WATERFRONT Charming 4 bedroom 3 bath home Fireplace, CAC Private do o ck

Sept- May

$1500 monthly

June- Sept

$29,000

Year round

$40,000

Call E.K. at 508-2540746

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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSES / FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

SOUTHAMPTON.

WATERFRONT HOME IN NORTH HAVEN One minute from town. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Bath. Gourmet kitchen, year-round hot-tub in deck, marble master bath. Mint condition. Wonderfully furnished.

3 bedroom, 2 bath, fully renovated contemporary home, private setting, access to po o nd and nature preserve.

Available Oct 1, 2007Sept 30, 2008. A steal at $70,000 for yeaa r-round or $60,000 for Summer '08.

Yearly $2,400/month plus utilities No smoking, pets.

Open Houses

Living,family, Breakfest Rm, Bluestone patio lush lawn and are saturated with sunlight. All rooms flow beautifully, light & airy with many frenched windows. Asking $3,000,000. Shown By Appointment dgcinvestments@netscape.net mailto:dgcinvestments@netscap e.net Mb. 917-604-2032 SOUTHAMPTON CONDO OPEN HOUSE Saturday & Sunday 1- 4 122 St. Andrews Circle 2 bedroom 2 bath Spacious sunny ranch Granite kitchen, central air I MMACULATE! $620,000

WESTHAMPTON $499,900 SAT. 9/8 & SUN. 9/9 10:00 am - 4:00 pm

46 Seagate Avenue 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, updated EIK, family room. Move-in condition on a private road. WHB Schools Taxes $2300 / Owner Contact Brian 516-901-8490

631-259-2026

Contact: 631-816-3195

Phone 631-921-9129

Wainscot, East Hampton: Private apartment in Estate near ocean, private entrance. Maid, pool, cable, wireless. All utilities. South of Highway. Furnished Available March 15th $2.000 month or $20,000 MD-LD. Perfect for NYC resident,who wants Pied-a-terre in the Hamptons with everything taken care of.631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. a rtherzog@aol.com

Westhampton: Share large 4 bedroom house with 1 person. Utilities included, wireless internet $850. (631)591-1531

Open Houses East Hampton 19 Old School House Lane. Open House by Appointment Sat 11-1pm NEW CONSTRUCTIONPRIVATE wrapped in Shingles-top & bottom , end of a private cul-de-sac, 2 Acres, 300 ft Drive. Enveloping 6,000sq.ft. 5 Bedrooms/ 5.5 Baths/ Loft Bonus Room. The double height

Commercial

Condos/Co-Ops

Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Amagansett. Oceanfront Studio Co-op. Indoor Heated Pool, Tennis. Maintenance $450. Open May - October. $149,000. Owner 631-495-5118. Afternoon only.

Sag Harbor--Established business on well traveled Main Street in the best walking village in the Hamptons! $170,000. with 3 year lease. Folio#16703. Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

Amagansett/ Montauk New 2 Bedroom co-op for sale on ocean $295,000. Full Service Resort I deal for summer home and /or rent May to October. Top Floor, Sunny, Quiet, Mint Low monthly maintenancc e.

James N. Young, LLC Commercial RE Broker Hamptons, Riverhead and Northfork… Whether you're buying, selling or leasinng...

Commercial

WESTHAMPTON SAT. 9/8, 12 - 2 pm 9 Booker Lane. (Montauk to Sea Breeze) Under $ 900,000 Renovated kitch hen, C rown moulding, Wainscotting, etc. 631-294-4216

E.Quogue, 321 Montauk Hwy. 2 bldgs: 1 new constr., prof’l 1-3 BR residential. Sale $799,999 Rent $5,000/mo DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663 Hampton Bays Motel For Sale 32 Efficiency Units, Bay Front, Pool, 2.34 Acres. Ideal Owner/ Operator OR Conversion. $2.8 Million. Phelps & Associates (631) 588-6500

Commercial is all we do! Call us! www.jamesnyoung.com 631-276-9381

RESTAURANT For Sale

Call Broker/ Owner at 212-956-2323 & view at oceanvistaresort.com

AQUEBOGUE SALE OR RENT Silver Village condo, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, garage. $429,900 / $1,900 516-729-7781

96 Seats Bridgehampton 516-818-1186

EVERYTHING OVER A MILLION Sales Between 7/20/2007 AMAGANSETT William GATES to Helen RUSSELL, 50 Hampton Lane, 1,885,000 O'Brien Trust to Ward WELCH, 78 Meeting House Lane, 1,900,000 Winawar Trust to AMAG HOLDINGS LLC, 61 Marine Blvd, 3,250,000 Gordon to Maya WIDMAIER, 48 Bendigo Road, 5,800,000 Tyson Trust Fund A & B to HILLS LLC, 12 Tyson Lane, 18,850,000

BRIDGEHAMPTON Kresberg to Lawrence DANIELSON, 18 Grouse Drive, 1,150,000 Newmark to Ahmet OKUMUS, 1264 Scuttle Hole Road, 3,300,000

CALVERTON Anderson to Walter GEZARI, Deep Hole Road, 1,200,000

CUTCHOGUE Villa Amorosa LLC to HUME & MUTH LLC, Oregon Road, 1,617,000

EAST HAMPTON Freeman to Susan AINSWORTH, 25 Marion Lane, 1,140,000 Deamario to GIGI GARDENS LLC, 27 Talmage Lane, 1,250,500

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and 8/24/2007

Schenck Trust to David & Sherry HILLSON, 97 Bull Path, 1,655,000 Mundus to Mary Lou MAURO, 63 Northwest Landing Road, 2,208,000 Hillson to Donna SAVATTERE, Nahill YOUNIS, 6 Sallys Path, 2,350,000 Nanstel Corp to EHV PARK PLACE LLC, 81 Main Street, 2,867,375 Ross to Marc TAUB, 12 Peach Farm Lane, 3,000,000 Lasersohn to Frank MARTINO, Steven-Amys Lane, 3,400,000 Nalbantian to GABYANNA II LLC,161 Town Lane, 4,335,000

EAST QUOGUE Rutter to Clarence BRYANT, 2 Bluejay Way, 1,137,500 Glotzer to Paul & Stephanie WAHLGREN, 102 Corbett Drive, 1,225,000 HAT Realty Corp to Carolyn BODNER, 25 Dune Road, 2,200,000

GREENPORT Constantinides to Michael BEHRINGER, 1755 Shore Drive, 1,275,000

MATTITUCK Higgins to Joseph & Karlene CALI, 580 Old Salt Road, 1,900,000

MONTAUK

Fleisher to Mitchell GOLDSTEIN, 17 Fenwick Place, 1,100,000

NORTH SEA Potesky to Roland NIVELAIS, 13 Norton Place, 1,600,000 Middle Line Properties LLC to Marissa ALLEN, 8 West Hills Court, 3,095,000

QUOGUE McNeal to Susan BOYLE, 94 Dune Road, 2,150,000 Saltzman to Catherine CONWAY, 3 Waters Edge Drive,, 3,200,000

REMSENBURG Weisblum to Mark SHAUGHNESSY, 19 Shore Road, 1,600,000 Schreiber to DUCK POINT LANE LLC, Duck Point Road, 1,750,000 Weinger Trust to Barbara GOODSTEIN, 35 Basket Neck Lane, 1,850,000

SAG HARBOR Waring Trust to 207 MAIN STREET LLC, 207 Main Street, 1,395,000 Appel to Richard GERSON, 69 Fourteen Hills Court, 4,250,000

SAGAPONACK Stern to Edward LEDERMAN, 29 Seascape Lane, 5,800,000

Sales Of Not Quite A Million During This Period

BRIDGEHAMPTON D. Mazzeo to M. Schultz, 213 Haines Path, 899,500

C & M Valente to L & McLaughlin Merrit, 405 Hillcrest Dr. 345,000 T Trust Buchanan to S & G Mezynieski, 34920 Route 25 950,000

G & P Rheaume to M. Gen, 324 Kings Point Rd 770,000

W. Overton to WTO & ArenzAcquisition, 6 Industrial Dr, 575,000

EAST HAMPTON

L. Zuleta to J. Narvaez, 3 Whipple St 835,000 I. Rodrigues to B. Beltre, 69 Gardiner Ave 477,000 M. Collins to M. Gauthier Jr, 110 Springy Banks Rd 846,000 G. Litt to P. Palmieri, 10 Shadow La 578,000 J. King to P & S Bistrian, 5 Maidstone Ave 980,000

EAST QUOGUE

P & D Ettinger & D. Halpert, 143 Malloy Dr, 900,000 E&P & Pecora N. Way to R & Wood Eldi , 7 Clinton Ave, 360,000

FISHERS ISLAND T. Shillo to W & P Mallinson, Sappho Rd, 30,000

HAMPTON BAYS D & G Partners to E. Parker, 3 Ridgeway Rd, 445,000 R & L Sencer to D. Tison, 31 Atlantic Ave, 355,000

MONTAUK R by Exr LeVesconte to M. Schultz, 11 S Debusy Rd, 500,000

ORIENT

QUOGUE REMSENBURG R & S Silver to Masi & Sidel-Masi,29 Shore Rd, 940,000

RIVERHEAD Sound Housing LLC to W. Johann 501 Willow Pond Dr, 270,980 Windcrest Riverhead & J & N Roughan, 7 Green Ash St, 525,000 J & K Cicciari to M. Mazzeo, 43 Blueberry Cmn, 317,000 D. Eaton to J. Velasquez, 501 Northville Tpke, 320,000 M. Tuba to D. Adao, 32 Elm Ave, 402,800

SAG HARBOR Riskila & Newhams to P. Wolfe, 18 Oak Ln, 682,000 B. Krupinski to B Knab, 29 Widgeon Ln 700,000 R, Smith-Cowell to K, White, 21 Beach Ave, 375,000 J by Exr, Rose, to J & L, Melis, 1206 Middle Line Hwy, 740,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 580,000 Leonard to Town of East Hampton, 333 Town Line Rd, 450,000 W, Fowker to B Knab, 201 Division St 675,000 N, Frankel to R, Gobright, 1290 Sagg Rd, 675,000

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O, Brown to G, Darvin & S, Shaw, 1 Cove Rd, 772,000 C, Ruetiman to SJ & S, Bannon, 263 S Redwood Rd, 740,000

SHELTER ISLAND D. Weber to S & K Seymour,37 Stearns Point Rd, 590,000

SOUTHAMPTON Hennig Fam Trust to J. Navan,37 East St, 375,000 W. Bannon to W. Verdi, 62 Lincoln Ave, 740,000 S Trust Fuller to C. Olczak, 38 Cheviots Rd, 580,000 J & C, VanHouten to DeLalio III, 16 Roses Grove Rd, 680,000 J, Bartley to DeVito & Boland-Devito, 94 Warfield Way, 625,000 0 Ashline, J to Brocard Development,Scrub Property, 40,000 Lesta Sr, S by Exr to Martin, J & E, 169 Sebonac Rd, 630,000 Serdock, A & P to Stillwell, W & J, 35 Sugar Loaf Rd, 987,000

SOUTHOLD

G Trust McFadden to C & H Fokine, 2505 Wells Ave, 760,000

WADING RIVER M. Kern to D & E MacCagli, 2794 N Wading River Rd, 445,000

WESHAMPTON J. Gazza to County of Suffolk, Scrub Property -24 lots, 43,750

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Condos/Co-Ops Baiting Hollow: “The Knolls” Waterview of Long Island Sound. 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths on 2 levels. Beach, golf, pool, tennis, dining. Best buy at only $359,000. Frank Zamarelli, Century 21 North End 631-724-8500 x48 EAST M O R I C H E S Waterfront Spectacular Views of Moriches Bay 2 BR End Unit. Much sought after complex. • Pool • Tennis • Fireplace • Garage • Finished Basement. FSBO - E ager to Sell! $519,000. 631-878-6622

Condos/Co-Ops

WESTHAMPTON 1 plus bedroom condo. MUST SELL $80k + in improvements. Too much to list, best offer over $315k. Brokers protected. 631-878-0303

Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $975,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

631-375-9073 Montauk Oceanfront Gurney’s Inn. Studio, sleeps 4. Week 9. Feb 29th-March 7th. Asking $5,000. 607-467-5196

SAG HARBOR Co-op apartments Newly renovated kitchen and bathrooms 1 bedroom and 1 bedroom with loft Historic building Shared backyard Short walk too village Call Hal Zwick, broker at 631-678-2460 Southampton Village 1 bedroom newly completed renovation, walk to train and village. MUST SEE! $435,000 908-309-4092

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 G reenport 631-477-2220 www.lloydsrealty.com

Aquebogue: Beach House, 1/3 acre, 2 BR, 2 bath, EIK, CAC, sky lights, private beach rights, water view, low taxes. By Owner $489,000. (631)779-3483

Orient : Superbly maintained custom 3 bedroom cape in tranquil sound front community. Exclusive. $589,000. East Marion: Quintessential 3 bedroom year round lakeside cottage surrounded by “all things nautical” including private bay beach access. Exclusive. $690,000.

1 br pond-front garden apartment with terrace $178,870

631-765-3436 colonialvillagesouthold.com SPEONK 2 STORY END UNIT Totally renovated 2 bedroom loft, 1-1/2 bath, pool. Walk to railroad, dinin ng, shopping. Priced to sell. (631)801-2309

Aquebogue: view of Vineyard, well built 3 BR ranch, fplc, CAC, CVAC, peace and quiet, lush landscaping, ready to move in. $419,000. 516-314-2556 BAITING HOLLOW 63 The Preserve

G reenn port Waterfront: Where yachtsmen unite! Spacious country home with in-ground pool on 157' bulk headed deepwater canal; unobstructed bay access. Exclusive. $1,499,000.

G reenport Village: Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem circa 1920 in quaint village setting. Exclusive. $499,000.

2 br pond front garden apartment with terrace New kitchen with stainless appliances $266,430

Amagansett Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $3.500,000 631-375-0708 8 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

Convenient in-town location!

Spacious 2 br ground floor apartment with terrace $266,430

AFFORDABLE Gold Key Modular Homes The Future Starting $39,990.00 +Freight/ Tax 33 years In-house Bussiness Same location, Built to Last 10 Year Warranty Ranches, Capes, Colonials, Custom Sam 631-281-93330

Homes

G reenport Village: Beautifully preserved and impressively detailed 3 bedroom family heirloom circa 1882 in the heart of the village. Exclusive. $635,000.

SOUTHOLD 55+ community

Homes

G reenport: Timeless 3 bedroom fully updated home circa 1880 with wrap around porch in an attractive corner lot setting. Exclusive. $549,000. G reenport: Mint 3 bedroom Colonial on professionally landscaped .5 acre. Close to all! Exclusive. $465,000.

Beautiful, like new 4BR, 2.5 bath on private 1+ accre. Finished basement, large deck/ hot tub, gourmet kitchen 3400 sq. ft. Built in 2002 $619,900 Ownn er 631-682-1020

Baiting Hollow BEACH FRONT!! DAZZLING LONG ISLAND SOUND WATERFRONT VIEWS &

Homes

Baiting Hollow THE MANORS! Breathtaking Colonial/Victorian .66 acres

Mattituck: Accent on Elegance! Custom 4 bedroom Neo Victorian home with inground pool on beautifully manicured 2 acre setting; elite neighborhood. Exclusive. $1,100,000.

THIS DESIGNER DONE MINT 2 BR, 2 BTH CONDO HIGH ON A BLUFF. BEACH, GOLF, POOL, TENNIS & COUNTRY CLUB DINIING. $475,000 DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663

Homes

East Hampton Sassy saltbox. 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, heated pool, air conditioning, private beach and marina. $739,000. 516-343-5592

East Quogue: Mobile home, family park, 2 BR, new siding/ windows/ appliances, good condition. $78,000. 631-871-5180

East Hampton TRULY CHARMING

East Quogue: renovated 1 bed, 1 bath, shingled cottage, south of highway, room for expansion. $325,000 owner 631-288-5049

PRICE DRAMATICALLY REDUCED! 2 bedrooms, 2 baths PLUS sun room

4 Bedroom, 2.5 Baths Living room, dining room Den with Fireplace Full basement, Patio 2 Car Garage New kitchen, granite countertops, oak floorrs and more In Cul-de-sac Backs to preserved land! $499,990, Owner 516.480.5156 or 631.472.3584

.5 acres, Totallly private Surrounded by reserves Clearwater Beach. Boat slip Very high end street Winter Water Views!

Brookhaven Hamlet

Spacious, Open living area Skylights, fireplace, exposed beams Lovely deck,, Plunge Pool

Country home nestled in quaint neighborhood on cul-de-sac. Close to water. Docking rights. 3 BR’s, 2 baths, FDR, den, fplc, garage, basement. $499,990. Owner (631)286-1687 Clearwater Beach East Hampton: AMAZING FIND! 1/2 acre, excellent condition, new kitchen and bath, finished basement, 2 zone heat, large deck, deeded beach/Marina rights. Park like setting. Owner $589,000. 631-329-6216 East Quogue Westhampton Schools. Turn-key, updated high ranch with private guest quarters in established residential community. 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, heated pool, large den, fireplace, garage, lush landscaping. $564,900 Call Naomi/ Broker 917-608-0269 EAST HAMPTON Renovated ranch. 3 BR, 2 Baths. Fenced yard, inground pool.. LOW TAXES, Borders Reserve. $575,000. 631-553-7700 East Hampton A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All. $699.000. 516-343-5592.

WILD SUNSETS FROM Southold: Stately 3 bedroom, 2 bath Colonial circa 1920 on .33 lush acre. Exclusive. $549,999. Pecon nic: Comfortable and casual 3 bedroom beach cottage; sandy beach, mooring rights. Exclusive. $485,000.

Homes

EAST HAMPTON Historic farmhouse fully renovated, walk to town, 5 Bedrooms, .6 acre. Pool and poolhouse permits in place. $1,295,000. No brokers. Contact owner. 516-635-8437

Motivated Seller - by owner JUST REDUCED! $575,000 Call Simon 631-827-6000 East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary. Walk to private beach and marina. Heated pool, huge deck, fireplace. Must see! Steal at $824,000. Owner (917)754-9444 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor 3 BR, 2 bath saltbox w/ heated pool, fabulous yard, floorplan, Master suite +all amenities. Priced to sell. $870K. 212-229-8053 EAST MARION New construction OPEN HOUSES AND LOTS 640 Gus Drive Saturdays & Sundays 12- 4 pm Private beach and dock Starting at $625,000 Summit Estates 631-477-1470, 917-559-1671 EAST QUOGUE 64 Squires Ave JUST REDUCED $519,000 "Country Charmer" South of Highway OPEN HOUSE 12-4 Saturday - Monday 2 Bedroom, Finished Basement Possible Mother/Daughter Beautifully Landscaped 1/2 acre & Much More! .All Suffolk Realty 631-801-2505 EAST QUOGUE: $455,000 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, wood floors, fireplace, updated, low taxes 516-381-1031 Owner/ Agent

EASTPORT 3 bedroom ranch, dining room, den with fireplace, finished basement, pool, must see $649,000 Leslie Chornoma Real Estate 631-878-6337 Eastport Country Cape. Great weekend or year round house. Everything new, low taxes ($5,400) Good school district Pool, decks, lighting, full finished basement, custom moldings and more! 3 bed, 2 bath, 1/3 Acre, 1 car garage. Asking $540,000 (631)926-1151 GEORGE HEINE REALTY 631-725-9001 Sag Harbor. Village Historic District: Price Reduction. Colonial with four bedrooms, one and one-half bathrooms,parlor, dining room and kitchen. Full basement. Garage.Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty 725-9001 Asking $779,000.00 Noyac Beach Community: four bedroom colonial with modern kitchen, two bathrooms, living room, formal dinning room. Rear deck, front porch, central air, on shy three quarter acre. Room for pool. Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty 725-9001 Asking $979,000.00 Noyac new to market. 2 bedrooms, bathroom, living room with fireplace, eat in kitchen, porch, full basement, separate garage. beach community, asking $569,000 Bay Point Magnificently landscaped oversized plot in Beach community with Winter and some Summer water views. 3 bedrooms, bathroom, living room, large kitchen & sunroom,. Full basement with attached garage. Plenty of room for a pool and other amenities. Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty Asking $950,000 631-725-9001 HAMPTON BAYS S Vacation Home 3 Beds, 2 New Baths F reshly Painted Large Deck Two Car Garage Full Basement Close to Beaches & Restaurants $529,000 Negotiable Owner/Broker 631-537-4328

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Hampton Bays - Waterviews Shinnecock Bay Private Beachfront Condo Community

Large 2 bedrooms/ 2 full baths. Pool/ Walk /bike to ocean. Easy commute. August $6900. Winter rental $995/mo FSBO $400,000.

Owner 201~602~0912 Artsylisa1223@optonline.net

Corcoran Group. Hampton Bays. 50 Neptune Ave. Sat. & Sun. 12 pm - 2 pm. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, deck, finished basement. Move in. Great location. $435,000. Owner/ Agent 917-364-8665. Hampton Bays Charming 3 Bedrooms, 1 Bath. Beautiful Pool, gazebo, central air, irrigation, heated garage. Quiet neighborhood! $485,000. 516-381-7143

Homes

Hampton Bays Red Creek Area

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2004 www.HamptonCountry.com

Estate Residence Post Modern Design 6 Large Bedrooms, 6 Custom Baths.. 7,000 Square Foot Living Area. Formal Dining Room, Formal Living Room Large Eat in Kitchen, Pll ayroom with closets, Large Den with patio doors, Sun Room with Patio Doors, Maid’s Quarters. Fulll Basement, Large 2-car garage. Extreme privacy, custom rock walls, professionally landscaped, close to sandy beach, heated pool with waterfalls. Extras: Sub Zero, Viking, Granite, Attic, Ligh hting, Decks, Pavers, Awnings, 800 foot Driveway, Ground lighting, Irrigation, Goalsetter, Parkland trails. All the Extras! $1,900,000 Owner for appointment 631-903-0948

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Bridgehampton -Charming Traditional-Warm and friendly, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath Traditional on 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in Bridgehampton with open Kitchen/Dining/Living area this Bridgehampton - New Concharmer is perfect for a small struction - Fabulous 5 bedroom, family or couple who love to en4.5 bath, 5,500 square foot shintertain. Beautifully detailed with gled Traditional situated on 1 room for pool and garage. Excluacre with farm views. In a quiet sive $940,000. Folio# 15604. location with many custom deCall Rob Camerino at tails, top of the line appliances, 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst heated gunite pool and a 2 car garage with many extras. Co-Ex- at 631-334-0552. clusive $3,495,000. Folio# Bridgehampton Waterfront 15111 Call Lally Mockler at Just South of the Highway, set x207 or 516-971-6002. on 1.7 acres with stunning waterBridgehampton - Centrally loviews. Grand entry leads to open cated, immaculate Post Modern living spaces, with vaulted ceilfeaturing 4 Bedrooms (1st floor ings & fireplace, formal dining Master with FPL), 3 baths, large room, large gourmet eat-in eat-in kitchen with cathedral kitchen, luxurious first floor ceilings, formal dining, open liv- master suite, four additional beding room with vaulted ceiling & rooms, maids quarters, laundry FPL, cac, htd pool, outdoor room, 2 car garage, heated gunite decking & det. garage. Lush free form pool, central air. Exlandscaping, backs up to private cellent value! $3,750,000. Call reserve & on private cul de sac. Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# 204. 15711 Call Gayle Tudisco at 917-991-8731. Southampton - 4 bedrooms, 1 bath Ranch, separate garage East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. apartment. New boiler & heating system, New baseboard, new Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, windows, new siding, new flooring; sprinkler sys. Owner will heated pool, det. 2-car garage. consider financing. $595,000. Exclusive $1,350,000. Folio# Folio# 18271. Call Amy Unangst 17425. Call Angela at 631-334-0552. Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

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East Hampton 3,200 sq. ft. Cedar Shingled Post Modern set on private road & close to village. First floor Master Suite with FPL, his/her walkin closets, private bath with dbl. sinks & Jacuzzi tub. Top of the line Gourmet kitchen,Laundry room, library, formal dining room & LR with FPL. HDMI wired. Second floor features Junior Master suite & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car garage & 800sf. bonus room. Gunite pool & spa. Mahogany decking. JUST REDUCED TO $1,350,000. Exclusive. Folio# 16089. Call Anthony Hayes at 631-537-2000 x322.

Southampton Meadows - Stunning New Construction in the heart of Southampton. Phase 1 and 2 are almost Sold out! Do not miss the opportunity to own one of our well constructed homes. Up to 4,800 sqft. Stately elegance, from the top of the line Gourmet Eat-in-Kitchens to the spacious custom detailed living spaces, no other properties compare. South of the Highway location. Community Tennis and Recreation Center are just steps away. Exclusive. Prices Start at $1,500,000. Call Angela Boyer-Stump at 917-207-7777

Sag Harbor - Easy living Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turnkey one level home on quiet Sag Harbor cul de sac. Situated on shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, large deck, beautiful stone FPL, CAC, plenty of room for pool and future expansion. Backs up to preserve, very private. Only minutes from village and beaches. Co-Exclusive. $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call Rob Camerino at 631-537-2000 or Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach www.hamptonproperties.com 631-288-6100 Quogue- First Offering! Immaculate, 4000 sq. ft. shingled Post Modern on landscaped acre. 5 BRs, 5.5 baths, family room, dining room, living room w/fp, finished basement, 2 car garage, tennis court, heated pool, hot tub & poolside gazebo. Co-Exclusive $2,750,000

Westhampton Beach: Two story Post Modern, open living area with fp, first floor master bedroom with bath, additional 3 BRS and 2 baths, 2 car garage, central air, hardwood floors, Sag Harbor - Beach House in Azurest. Nice, bright 3 bdrm, 2.5 heated swimming pool with extensive decking. Exclusive baths.Walk to private beach. $1,150,000 Bike to town. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 18285 Call Open Bayfront: Unique 490' Lisa Young at 631-680-1222. waterfront property in prestigious Quogue. 275' of bulkheadSouthampton Shores- 5 beding on the Quogue Canal. 3 rooms, 3 baths, living room with BRs, 2 bath house with Gunite pool. $2,950,000 fireplace, central air, finished basement, gunite pool, community tennis, private beach & ma- Shingled Ranch south of Main Street on 1+ acre. Located on a rina rights. First offering. $1,385,000. Folio# 13199. Call quiet country lane, this home is Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. ready for a complete make-over. Won't last. Exclusive $890,000.

Manorville - Possible Horse Property

GOLF COURSE AREA FEATURES.... Ranch: 4 bedrooms, 2 full baths, office, 2 car garage, all appliances plus freezer & wine cooler, gunite heated pool, fully fenced private yard, 2 zone OHA heat, 2 zone CAC, 2 central vacuum systems, 5 zone irrigation system, skylights, 100amp stand-by generator, intercom throughout and many additional amenities.

Cedar Shingle Ranch nestled on beautiful half acre with mature landscaping. Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, living room with fireplace and skylight. Hardwood floors, full basement, oil heat. Deck off dining area leads to a lovely and private backyard. Great potential opportunities with a lot of charm and priced accordingly.

EXCLUSIVELY OURS, $679,000. IN# 51815

True Contemporary! On Secluded 2 Acre Property. 11 Rooms. 7 Bedrooms, 5 1/2 Baths. Totally Updated. 3 Fireplaces 3 Zone Cac, 6 Skylights, Porcelain Floors, 2 Car Garage, Full Finished Bsmt. Property backs up to wooded trails to state park. Too Much To List. *Exclusive $999,999 – $1,149,999 Call for Private Showing.

Center Moriches - Waterfront with Bulk Heading

Breathtaking Custom Colonial, Everything New! This impressive home has everything…Private Dock, In ground Pool. Custom Kitchen with Top Of The Line Appliances With Solarium, Beautiful Master Suite Features Dressing Room With Custom Cabinets, Beautiful Private Bath With Jacuzzi Tub And Large Balcony Over Looking In ground Pool And Water. This Magnificent Home Also Features Maids Quarters And Library. Very Private 1.2 Acres Located At The End Of A Private Road. $1,649,999 Additional Photos on website, obeo.com/385665/

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach www.hamptonproperties.com 631-288-6100 Waterfront: Deep water canal with floating dock, post modern offers 4 BRs, liv rm, den w/fp, kitchen with granite counters, dining area w/French doors to pool & deck. Exclusive $1,299,000 Westhampton Beach: Classic shingled home overlooking golf course & a pond. Totally renovated, 3 BRs, each with bath, open kitchen, family room w/fp, dining room, liv room w/fp. $1,795,000 Remsenburg: Post Modern on .92 acre. Liv rm with fp, dining room, den w/fp, exercise room, 5 BRs, 5.5 baths, 2 car garage, basement, CAC, screened porch and a heated pool with landscaping. Exclusive $1,849,000 Remsenburg: Custom-built Post Modern offering liv room w/fp, den/sunroom, kitchen & dining area, 4 BRs, 2.5 baths, French doors to covered porch heated pool & hot tub. Finished basement, CAC, 2 car garage. Exclu usive $860,000 One story contemporary on an acre bordering a preserve. Cath ceiling living room with brick fp, 4 BRs, 3.5 new baths, partially finished basement, CAC, 2 car garage, outdoor shower, heated pool, hot tub, decking & tennis court. Low taxes. Exclusive $1,495,000. Remsenburg Exclusive: Custom home to be built on 1.2 acres at the end of a country lane South of Main St. All permits in place for 2 story 3200 sq. ft. shingled home with 4 BRs, 4 baths, garage & pool or owner will sell vacant land. Exclusive $11,875,000

Homes Westhampton Beach- Main House 3 bedrooms, plus legal guest apartment. Great income potential. $629,000. Main house also avail year round $2150/ month. Remsenburg Exclusive: Totally renovated, shingled traditional, cath ceil liv area w/fp, 4 BRs, 3.5 baths, kitchen w/granite counters, computer area, finished basement, 2 car garage, heated pool. $965,000 Spaciouss 2-story contemp Offers cath ceil living area w/brick fp, open kitchen & dining area overlooking pool and tennis court, 5 BRs, 4 baths, basketball court, CAC. First Offering. Exclusive $1,245,000

Hamptons Condos & Cottages The Real Estate Shoppe Barbara 631-874-5400

MONTAUK The Glen / Hither Woods

Private Beach Rights, Long Driveway, Gate, Circle with Fountain, 5 BR, 3 Bath hs, SS Appl,

Room for Pool and

Quoguee - Oceanfront or known as “Sealawn” - Two plus bedrooms two plus baths, spectacular ocean and bay views, $8,500.000.00 Exclusive. Quogue - Newly Listed - Private contemporary with large open floor plan, five bedrooms, five and one half baths, granite kitchen, fireplace, two car garage, heated pool, har tru tennis court all on 1.3 acres, $1,575,000.00, Exclusive.

Park like Estate $1,195,000

Elli Wolf

(631) 238-5016

MacLeod Retirement Communities. 3 great locations near beaches, fishing, golf, shopping. New, ressale manufactured homes. F ree brochure. 800-268-2252

2 BR, 3/4 acre, borders Waterfront. Built 2003. 1.3 acres. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, Living Room, Dininng Room, EIK, Den, Media Room. Wet bar. Gas fireplace. Heated IGP with waterfall. P rofessionally lanndscaped. Spectacular views of LI Sound. Low taxes. $1,650,000 Owner 631-930-6209

golf course. Needs TLC. Don’t let this slip by. $779,000 neg. (631)433-0344

Saturday & Sunday 1 - 4 14 Southampton Hills Ct. SOUTHAMPTON Directions: Montauk Hwy to Deerfield Rd Left on Middle Line Hwy Right on Southampton Hills Ct Just completed 2 story, 55 500 sq ft Custom-built home with all amenities 5 bedrooms, 6.5 baths 2 master suites, 4 fireplaces Oversized bonus room above 2 car garage Chef’s kitchen 10 ft ceilings throughout

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com East Quogue Oceanfront Co-op, studio $299,000 IN#52744 Westhampton 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath $625,000 IN#51225 Westhampton Beach 2 plus bedrooms, 3.5 bath Condo Comm. Pool, garage $799,000 IN#54139 Westhampton South--of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $795,000. IN#52316 Remsenburg Open bay 4 bedroom, 3 bath pool, bulkhead, dock $1,695,000 IN#49410 Westhampton 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath gunite pool $2,795,000 IN#47833

Southampton - Impeccablly Fresh Offering! Lushly landscaped privacy, immaculate condition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,979,000

Remsenburg Open Bayfront estate Main house, Guest cottages gunite pool, $6,100,000 IN#27370 main house and pool $4,600,000 IN#27370

Southampton - Easy Living New Listing! All-on-one-level ranch style comfort, vaulted ceiling living room, brick fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, garage, awning deck, views. Exclusive $799,000

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Sag Harbor Waterfront! Deep water facing preserve. 631-875-1247

Sagaponack

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Bridgehampton - Just Reduced Opportunity! Private 2.3 acre setting near “Bridge” and “AtQuiogue - New to Market and won't last - Country cottage with lantic” golf courses. Comforttwo bedrooms and one bath and able 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main plenty of room for expansion all House, pool, oversized garage on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclu- with exceptional studio above. Exclusive $1,250,000 sive.

Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, bonus room... Co-Exclusive Asking $1,350,000

North Fork/Baiting Hollow

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Guest House. Adjacent to

(917) 301-9472 Jean Carbone Real Estate Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

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Builder/ Investor Wanted!

Nature Preserve, Largee

Westhampton Beach: New traditional, walk to village, family room w/fp, living room, dining room, kitchen w/breakfast area, 5 BRs, 4.5 baths, bonus room above 2 car garage, basement, radiant heat, screened porch and deck. Room for pool. Co-ExcluQuogue -If you're looking for a sive $2,495,000 wonderful retreat, this is it! This post modern home features 6 New Waterfront Traditional bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty Located on 1.3 acres, this 5300 of space for a large family. There sq. ft. home includes 4 BRs, 5.5 is a swimming pool, 2-car garage baths, 2 fps, media room, dining and located in a year round room, custom kitchen, 2 car ganeighborhood on a beautiful acre rage, heated Gunite pool, boat of property. Asking $1,595,000. dock. $3,175,000

Waterfront- New shingled Post Modern, open floor plan, liv room with fp, master w/ fp & bath, plus 3 add'l BRs & 2 baths. CAC, decking, boat dock. $2,000,000 Co-Exclusive

Westhampton Waterfront- 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half baths, state of the art kitchen, service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to floating dock all on two acres of property asking price $3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive.

Tennis Court, Sauna, HAMPTON PROPERTIES Westhampton Beach www.hamptonpropertiees.com 631-288-6100

Quogue - New Listing - totally renovated traditional on a private cul-de-sac. Four bedrooms three baths, large master suite with balcony, two car garage, heated pool, Har Tru tennis court, $1,495,000 Exclusive.

Quiiogue Exclusive: Country charmer nestled on half acre, cath ceil liv rm, dining area, 3 BRs, 2 full baths, CAC, sliders to deck & Koi pond. Room for pool. $535,000

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S outhampton SPECTACULAR! 2000 sq ft 3 bedrooms 3 porcelain tiled baths Jacuzzi Gourmet kitchen with open floor plann, granite countertops Central air, central vac Dining room with towering custom windows. Woodburning fireplace and much more 1.4 acres ...Borders on preserve!

Gunite Pool, waterfalls Blue Stone covered patio 1.26 acre landscaped flag lot Co-Exclusive

$2,950,000

SHINNECOCK HILLS 3100 sq ft 2 story 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath traditional builder’s home Hardwood floors & tiles Great room with fireplace F ree form heated pool 1.5 acres, room for tennis Private, uphill driveway $1,650,000

$899,000 631-259-3966

Maria Teresi, Hampton Seaascapes Realty 631-838-4175

SOUTHAMPTON

Southampton Shores. Walk to beautiful bay beach, association tennis courts, marina from this 2-story home with double height living room, sunroom, 3 bedrooms plus specious loft, 2 new baths, eat in kitchen, hardwood floors. Heated pool, mature landscaping, tall evergreens, rhododendrons. Great value. $850,000. 631-525-9219.

3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foott master suite

SOUTHAMPTON TOWN PLEASURE DRIVE EQUESTRIAN ESTATE

Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. Riverhead: Large 3BR, 2 bath Cape. 15 minutes to Hamptons. Huge MBR w/full bath, hardwood floors, LR, DR, kitchen, sun room, full finished bsmnt, 1.5 car garage, fenced 1/4 acre. Asking $369,000. Owner/ Agent Kathy 631-645-4197

2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for pool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve

Custom 4200 sq.ft home, ool, luxury at it’s best. po 5.6 manicured acres, custom barn. $1,699,000. www.equestrianestate.us or call (631)897-0267

$725,000. Sag Harbor Village: 3 BR, 2 bath, fpl, beach community, 1/4 acre. Asking $575,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate 631-725-3471

516-770-8754

Southampton Village 3 Bedroom, 3 Bath townhouse, pool, tennis court. Mint condition! Low maintenance & taxes. Sale or rent. 347-645-3315

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes Strough Associates Sag Harbor / Bridgehampton (631) 725-2626 www.strough.com http://www.strough.com

SOUTHAMPTON, SHINNECOCK HILLS. Waterfront home, spectacular view of Shinnecock bay and inlet.

Permits and plans in place for renovation. Ready for your touch.

$1.99 mil. Owner (631)728-6595 Strough Associates Sag Harbor / Bridgehampton (631) 725-2626 www.strough.com http://www.strough.com

Amagansett Charming 2 BD, 1 BA cottage on almost an acre with detached garage. Built over 100 years ago and completely renovated, light-filled dining area, LVR w/wood stove, full basement. Walk to restaurants and shops. Exclusive $875,000 IN#53339 Call Jennifer Robertson North Haven Manor - New to Market! Spectacular sprawling approx. 3,000 sq. ft. ranch on almost an acre one block from one of two private beaches w/mooring rights. 4 BD, 2BA, LVR, large family room, 2 FPLS, FDR, oversized den/office, additional bonus room. Exclusive $1,500,000. IN#54010 Call Jennifer Robertson

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WESTHAMPTON Motivated Seller, 5 bed, 4 bath, immaculate, fireplace, large family/ media room, summer kitchen, 3000 sq.ft., plus 1200 sq.ft., 1 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, with laundry and private yard. $849,000 Contact owner 631-996-4253

Cutchogue -17 acres 1 building lot Beautiful property among vineyards Existing renovated barn $1.6 M 631-734-2424

Jean Carbone Real Estate Inc. Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com

WATER MILL LAND 2.9 acre lot, health permits, Build estate size home plus pool, tennis. Below market $1,195,000. Owner 917-434-3939

Westhampton beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. Best buy on the Ocean! Owner 914-646-1587

Westhampton Beach QUIOGUE Price Reduced - $865,000 1920’s home totally redone, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Hardwood floors, CAC, Radiant heat floors. This one has all the bells and whistles.

North Haven Shores - New to Market! Fabulous Federal home Reduced! East Hampton 3 BD, built in 2004 on .66 acre in waterfront community with private 2BA home large kitchen, family beach and dock. 3,000 sq. ft. room w/FP, partially finished home w/3 BD, 3BA, profesbasement close to Sag Harbor sional kitchen, FDR, LVR and East Hampton on .32 acre Call Tamara w/FPL, 2 car garage w/bonus Exclusive Motivated - RelocaSTAR HAMPTON REALTY space above, pool w/stone patio, tion REDUCED $599,000 631-728-0263/ 631-379-7779 mature landscaping and barn! IN#52839 Call Jennifer RobertExclusive $2,100,000 IN#53609 son Westhampton Beach. When Call Jennifer Robertson only the best will do for your Sag Harbor - New to Market dream home. Private estate North Haven Spectacular summer cottage, location, 256 feet of double Walk to Noyac Bay and private walk to Long Beach. 2BD, 1 BA, beach for North Haven residents. fairway views. Walk to town and EIK, LVR w/woodstove, full bay. $1,955,000 call Cedar colonial on 1.80 private basement, large deck on .29 acre, 518-946-2232. acres. Turn-key 3 BD, 3 BA, possible room for pool. Excluopen kitchen and breakfast area, sive $525,000 IN#53747 Call FDR, LVR, great room w/FPL, Kathleen Zappola Westhampton Dunes pool w/stone patio, 2 car garage. Bayside Canal/ Waterfront Co-Exclusive $1,350,000 Sag Harbor Village Farm Private dock & boat ramp IN#43169 House-, recent reno-rm to expand-3 br 2ba, pool, mature OPEN HOUSE trees, orig. details, hd wood thru Sunday, 9/09 12 - 5 pm WATERFRONT out. Exclusive Reduced-$850K Open Shinnecock Bay IN # 47710 ONE OF FEW 1 acre 4 Bed 2 Bath Call Tracy Graham 725-2626 p roperties in the DUNES! $ 969,000 STAR HAMPTON.COM Sag Harbor - New to Market 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 631-288-5450 3BD, 2BA Traditional home on 2 car garage central Air, 631-728-0263 1.6 acres with FPL and pool. Fireplace. Needs TLC Built in 1996 with 1.5 garage and fully finished basement inOwner is NEGOTIABLE cluding bath to provide addi$1,499,000 tional living space. Exclusive $995,000 IN#53404 Call JenniAll Suffolk Realty, fer Robertson 631-801-2505 Watermill Investor opportuSag Harbor - New to Market nity! 3 bedroom 2 bath home 3BD, 2BA Cape on shy half acre with pool on over 1.5 acres. In Land with FPL and 2 car garage. Built area of $3 M homes. As is, or in 1998, this property offers a approvals for large expansion. fully finished basement with $1,195,000 561-266-5744 A 100 % bath to provide additional living CONSTRUCTION LOAN space. Exclusive $995,000 Westhampton IN#53379 Call Jennifer RobertHistoric 1797 Colonial 75% son .80 Acre lot, 5 Bed plus LAND LOAN. 2 bed cottage, soh, Sag Harbor Saltbox - New to private, low taxes, pool, Market 3BD, 2BA Saltbox on alALSO COMMERCIAL/ superrbly done. most 2 acres. Cathedral ceilings BRIDGE LOAN, $ 1,090,000 with skylights, fireplace and JOINT VENTURE Call Sylvia 516-790-4678 open dining area. Finished baseCONSIDERED ment with additional living space and separate entrance. ConvenNO O RED TAPE. iently located to Sag Harbor and PRIVATE LENDER. Bridgehampton and short ride to STAR HAMPTON.COM CALL MR. C. Long Beach. Exclusive 631-288-5450/ 516-938-0022 ext 37 $995,000 IN#53759 Call Jenni631-728-0263 fer Robertson

EAST HAMPTON CLEARWATER BEACH 1/2 Acre with private beach and marina rights. Blueprints available for future home. $419,000 631-472-7374 East Hampton Clearwater Beach. For sale by owner 1/2 acre lot, Tyrone Drive $475k 917-971-7772 East Hampton Springs. 1/3 acre, near 3 Mile Harbor. $350,000. Principals only. Owner (718)494-1425 East Hampton. Springs. 7/8 acre. Terms. 4% interest. $395,000. 631-907-6113. East Hampton: Build your dream home! .53 acre $550k. 2.2 acre $1.1M. Little Bay Realty (631)929-8400. Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.haa mptoncountry.com

Southampton -Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 3 lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $625,000. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777

Quogue - South of Quogue Street, _ of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 Manorville: 2 Acres A-2 Residential, Virgin, Buildable, Near Hamptons. $450,000. 631-878-4929

NORTHHAVEN Northaven Point

1.84 wooded acres Private community with Tennis, Pool, Trails and

Metro Area Scarsdale: One of The Most Extraordinary Properties in Scarsdale! “Heathcote Pond”. Truly Breath Taking. 1+ acres Waterfront Estate Offers A Rare Opportunity For Complete Seclusion & Elegant Country Living. Less than An Hour From Manhattan. Phenomenal Backdrop for entertaining and everyday living on a grand scale! 22' Basketweave fireplace, exotic stone and wood floors, brick wine cellar, just too many amenities to list in this 5 Bedroom, 6 Bath Architecturally striking home. $3,495,000. 914-806-2225. Owner/ broker

Beach rights. Waterviews of Genet Creek. Utilities at roadside, Board of Healtth Approval

Why Manhattan? 40 minutes to Grand Central along the Hudson. Fabulous year rou und views, pool, quiet cul-de-sac. 1 acre. 4 bedroom, 3 bath.

for 7000 sq ft. home.

$ 1.4 Mil Sand Castles Real Estate 631-689-1500

Sag Harbor Village: 1/4 acre corner lot with deeded beach rights. Asking $450,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate 631-725-3471

SOUTHAMPTON- Desirable North Sea/Watermill area. Asking $765,000. Motivated seller. Buy a 2 acre lot for the price of 1.4 buildable acres! Non-buildable 0.6 acres adjacent Hampton Country Real Estate land completes the picture. Pri19 Corwith Avenue, vate, level, wooded, on Bridgehampton cul-de-sac. Health Dept. and 631-537-2000 Planning Board Approvals for www.hamptoncountry.com house up to 7,000 square feet and pool. Tennis Possible. PriB ridgehampton Waterfront - 1 vate, level, and wooded. Wilderacre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your ness trails nearby. Contact Mary dream home, permits in place & Broidy. 917-287-5207. Coldwell Priced to sell! $3,195,000. FoBanker Prestigious Properties lio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at Ext. Exclusive. 204 Strough Associates Bridgehampton - 6 acre Sag Harbor / Bridgehampton wooded lot in prime location, (631) 725-2626 subdividable. Co-Exclusive. www.strough.com $3,200,000. Call Joe Gaites at http://www.strough.com Ext. 204. E ast Hampton Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! 5.1 acres in close proximity to .25 acre building lot with permits East Hampton Village. Room in-hand. Build you dream home for expansive home, tennis and immediately. Exclusive pool. Exclusive $1,899,000 $499,000. Folio# 3697 Call IN#52524 Call Kathleen ZapHampton Country Real Estate at pola 631-537-2000. North Haven Point Southampton South in Shinne- 4 acres in much sought after cock- Waterfront on Far Pond, North Haven Point. Build your land with permits, beautiful pond dream home on this lush prop& ocean views! Exclusive erty. Private tennis and beach $1,250,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe access. Exclusive $1,350,000 Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Call Kathleen Zappola

Charming Village of C roton-on-Hudso on. Move in condition! $1,195,000 914-271-4433 Roberta Lerner, Broker Houlihan Lawrence

North Fork LAUREL Gracious country home on 2 1/3 acres Perfect for horses Spacious 3 Bedroom 2 Bath Formal dining room Living room, fireplace Office and greenhouse on very private property $850,0000 Andrew Stype Realty 631-298-8760 North Fork. Mattituck. Rare! Beautiful waterfront. 1 acre, prime location. Bayview, dock to creek, permits in place, near all. $795,000. 631-835-6100, 0049-1632090250, ortan@web.de. SOUTH JAMESPORT NEW CONSTRUCTION! 2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC,, fireplace, deck, 2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft. $595,000. Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194

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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Out Of Town CAPE COD 3 bedroom, 200 yr. old converted, rustic barn on 9/10 pastoral acre Pond and waterfall $385,000 516-599-0326 Delray Beach NEW 4000’ 5 bedrooms, 4, baths 3-car garage One Acre Estate Close to Beach Quality Finishes $1.6M 561-927-7414 John Mills Keller Williams Treasure Coast 772-263-3151 www.riverfrontheaven.com

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South Florida Stuart Luxury riverfront condo 1600+ s.f., Yacht Dockage, $100K in upgrades, million $ sunsets nightly, close fine dining & entertainment $525,000. John Mills 772-263-3151 www.riverfrontheaven.com

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MUST SELL! ONLY $98,500! Wendy Stone, Weichert, Hometown 727-919-5214.

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Florida, Kissimmee Time Share just outside Disneyworld on championship golf course. 3 Bedroom lockoff, 2 Bath. Can be split. 2BR $2,275/ week, 1BR $1,925/ week, 3BR $3,200/ week. Call for details. 631-281-9373

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FLORIDA, PORT RICHEY Beautiful 55+ condo.. Furnished 2 bed 2 bath. 1,320 squaree feet living.

FLORIDA, Highland Beach. A GREAT TIME TO BUY!

FLORIDA: Boca Raton South Florida Stuart/ Palm City 1+ acre estate with 200' river/ beach front, multiple & protected dockage, very secluded area, close to amenities. $2,350,000.

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PA Poconos 1/2 acre wooded lot in gated community Clubhouse, tennis, pool, horseback riding/stable, skiing $20,000 516-528-1987

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FL: PALM BEACH Classic Oceanfront Mansion. Maurice Fatio designed in 1930. Updated, 6 bedrooms, 9000 sq. ft. of grandeur. Priced at $16,000,000. Jules Sacks Palm Beach Landmark Properties 800-456-07113 www.floridaflyfree.com

*** **Great investment**** $779,000 or get a taste of luxury for $4,000/month fully furnished Owner 561.239.1371 New Jersey Hunterdon County East Amwell Township 1.5 acre lot in area with 10 acre zoning past perk test. Reserved agricultrial land on 3 sides,. $360k 917-971-7772 For Sale by Owner South East Florida Boca Raton Through The Palm Beaches *Exclusive Waterfront Estates *Luxury Condominiums *Country Club & Gated Communities Waterfront Community Updated 5 bedroom/3 bath home 2500 Square Feet Under Air Minutes To The Beach $649,900 Dawn Forgione Luxury Residential Realtor Laa ng Realty 561 789-4844 F romDawnTillDusk.Com Dawn@ F romDawnTillDusk.com

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SPACIOUS RANCH, HAMPTON BAYS This home features 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room with fireplace, dining area, basement and garage. Located on a cul de sac and convenient to schools, town and beaches. A great buy in a special location. $419,000 Exclusive# 71206 HAMPTON BAYS, CUSTOM BUILT TRI-LEVEL This home is one of a kind and has been recently renovated. It boasts 5 bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths plus finished basement with office & guest quarters complete with kitchen & bath. The formal living room has cathedral ceilings, formal dining room and a den w/ fireplace. Central air, central vac, mud room and atttached garage. Located south of the highway on a 1/3 of an acre with room for a pool this home is a must see! $699,000 Exclusive# 71980 WATERFRONT BEACH HOUSE, FLANDERS Romantic sunsets from this turn key home featuring 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, sunroom, gourmet kitchen, dining room, living room, wood burning stove/fireplace, hardwood floors, CAC, stone patio, detached garage, lovely back yard & more.... A must see! $1,250,000 Exclusive# 71321 LOCATION IS EVERYTHING!! Quogue Village. South of Quogue street traditional sits on 1 acre offering 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen w/granite countertops, formal dining room, family room, office and sunroom. Beautiful cedar deck, pool and mature landscaping. $2,890,000 Exclusive# 67831 CORCORAN Amagansett Office 140 Main Street G reat Offering Post Modern, 5 bedroom, 4 bath, gourmet eat-in kitchen. Finished basement. Exclusive $1.2M WEB# 39133 Nancy Peabody 631.267.7408 New to Market Year old 5 bedroom 5 bath, gunite pool, garage on acre turnkey. Exclusive $2.25M. WEB# 54378 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Opportunity Knocks Antique cape, with European flare in beach community. 4 beds, 2baths, outdoor fireplace, guest quarters, artist studio. Barbara Molinari 631.899.0812 Southampton Offices 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street Beach Cottage 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, across from Meschutt beach. East of Canal. Exclusive $485K WEB# 54182 Claudia Hunt 631.334.5210 Waterfront Community 2 bedroom cottage with lots of potential and room for pool. Exclusive $600K WEB# 51849 Gloria Doyle 631.702.9227

Exquisite And Elegant Estate In Remsenburg 4 suites, 6 baths, massive kitchen, vast living room, magnificent den, courtyard, heated gunite pool. Exclusive $2.95M WEB# 44023 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415

Harbor-Front Community Northwest. Renovated 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath and den. Exclusive $1.195M Villaage Lifestyle 1 bedroom plus loft. WEB# 37144 Tom Fitzmaurice 850 sq. ft. co-op. Hardwoods. Co-Ex- 631.907.1495 clusive $479K WEB# 53612 Large Amagansett Lot 3 houses on Clare Tenkarian 631.725.4124 2.54 acres just outside Amagansett. Exclusive $1.9M WEB# 37902 G reat Deal in Sagaponack Two 1.2 Dennis Avedon 631.907.1458 acre lots with health dept. approvals in place. Exclusive $1.3M WEB# Montauk Offiice 5369 Anja Breden 631.725.4015 Cell 725 Montauk Hwy. 516.445.1082 Begin The Beguine 2 bedroom gem with great curb appeal and potential. Exclusive $595K WEB# 54122 Traci Robinson 631.725.4413

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Southampton Village South Stroll to the ocean beaches and town. Room Beautiful Oceanfront 5 bedroom, 3 for expansion, or enjoy as is. Exclubath traditional home. Open floor sive $1.695M WEB# 52949 Claudia plan, room for pool. Exclusive Hunt 631.334.5210 $1.995M WEB# 49943 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415 1.2 Acres Mitchell Lanee Room for house, pool and tennis. Motivated Romantt ic Bayfront 5 bedrooms, 3 seller. Exclusive $1.M WEB# 47892 baths, fireplace, dock, ROW to ocean. David Butland 631.204.2602 Co-Exclusive $2.295M WEB# 51330 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415 New Home - Pool and Tennis 6 bedroom beauty, big eat-in kitchen, lofty Stately Remsenburg Traditional 4 and spacious rooms, best investment. bedrooms, 3 baths, heated pool. SepaExceptional $2.795M WEB# 54101 rate 2,500 sq. ft. barn/loft. Co-ExcluJudi Krauss 631.204.2615 sive $2.95 WEB# 46225 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415 Village Under $1M Immaculate Easy Hamptons Living 3 bedroom, home with 4 bedrooms, close to all, pool, comm. tennis. Exclusive $999K 2 bath open floor, hardwood floors, full basement, central air, 2 car gaWEB# 54017 Judi Krauss rage. Exclusive $649K WEB# 52851 631.204.2615 Lori LaMura 631.723.4415 St Andrews Lovely, spacious, high East Hampton Offices ceilings. 2 tennis courts, pool. Exclu20 Main Street/78 Main Street sive $635K WEB# 53134 51 Main Street. Alexis Mayer 516.380.6063

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Realtor Listings Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street East Hampton, New York 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Spacious and Private. Comfy, cozy 3 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary saltbox on half an acre on family friendly East Hampton Street. Pool with brick surround, oversized 2 car garage, central a/c, fireplace, full basement and deck. Great value at $775,000. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. Internet #43793

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Do You Have The "Vision Thing"? Sweet cottage in lovely Northwest neighborhood on half an acre. Walk down to the water. Vaulted living room with fireplace and wide plank floors, three bedrooms, and 1.5 baths. New Listing. Exclusive. Ed Brody. $695,000

Super Neighborhood. Skip down to Three Mile Harbor from this 4 BedOwner Wants To Make A Deal. room saltbox with full basement. CaLiving room with fireplace and thedral ceiling in living room, dining built-in bookcase, opens to the dinarea. Freshly painted with hardwood ing area and large kitchen. 3 bedfloors throughout. Room for pool. rooms, new baths. Pool, large deck, Abuts 7 acres of town land. Co-Exbeautifully landscaped 1/3 acre. Exclusive. Katia DeLouya. Just Reduced clusive. Ed Brody. $865,000. to $635,000. Internet #48595 Total Beach and Ocean Experience. Best Deal In Town. Hilltop contem- Prime location in Amagansett Dunes, across the street from the Ocean with porary just a short walk to the water views of the Ocean. 4 bedrooms, fireand with water views from many place, central a/c, large deck, and rooms. 4 bedrooms and a den plus room for a pool. New Exclusive. JR heated pool and garage. Large 3/4 Kuneth. $3,350,000. Internet # 54039 acre property. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. New Price. $699,000. Internet # 49634. Brand New 4 Bedroom House. Top notch construction on convenient 4/10 acre in East Hampton. 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, masonry fireplace, great tile work in baths, two car garage. Room for pool. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $759,000. IN #51267 Major Price Break On Village Home. Adorable cottage-style home on half an acre in East Hampton Village. Exposed beams, wide plank floors, surprising details throughout. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths plus sleeping loft plus basement and central a/c. Co-Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of $845,000. Internet #51857 Pristine And Private. Spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with lovely grounds. Very private location in the Northwest on 2/3 acre. Big pool and kids play equipment in open sunny back yard. Everything in mint condition. New Co-Exclusive. $1,195,000. Internet #52354 Northwest Perfection. Custom Built post and beam home in perfect condition. Great room with French doors that open to views of gorgeous property. Stone fireplace in great room and family room, oversized 2 car garage. Beautifully landscaped 1.46 acre property with large decking, 2 separate patio areas for entertaining, pool, pool house. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,284,000.

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G ree at Starter House. Adorable house in mint condition with all new baths and kitchen. 4 bedrooms, living room with fireplace and room for pool on nice private property. Everything freshly painted. Exclusive. $649,000. Roseanne Lebwith. IN#47175. This One Wont Last. Well maintained contemporary on beautiful acre near the Bay. Large living room with fireplace, dining area, eat-in kitchen, 2 bedrooms/2 baths plus an open loft/study on second floor. New deck and heated pool. New Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $895,000. POSPISIL REAL ESTATE 3 The Plaza * Montauk (631) 668-5200* Fax631-668-4066 Montauk’s Beachcomber Co-op Resort - Just Listed! Top Floor Studio unit w/ocean view and deck, fully furnished, including full size appliances, Exclusive, $230,000. Pool and tennis courts on premises. Cross road for direct path to ocean. Also see our other Exclusives starting @$215K $259K , All by appt. only. Be the first to live in this beautiful Traditional-style home, featuring three guest bedrooms and bath on second floor, Master Suite w/private bath on first floor. State of the art Kitchen, dining and “great room” on first floor. Country front porch. CAC, hardwood floors, full bsmt., attached two car garage. Half acre property. Excellent year-round or summer home. Exclusively ours, $1,600,000. View Internet #52485 for photos. Montauk’s Condo @ The Tower, features two 1BR/1Bth units, both low taxes, low maintenance, one w/balcony &OV @$545K, and one bright & mint Exclusive @ $399K. Central location makes it easy to access public transportation, ocean beaches, shopping, restaurants, etc. Privatepool & Cabana storage on premise. Montauk - Charming Cedar Shingle Ranch, featuring three bedrooms, one and one half baths, Living Room w/fpl. and Skylight, dining area w/sliders to back deck and picturesque backyard. Hardwood floors, full basement, Oil heat, shy half acre. Needs updating, but house has incredible potential charm. Exclusively ours, $679,000. IN #51815

Montauk - Immaculate 3BR/3Bth home features Cedar interior/exterior, LR w/dual fireplace, spacious family room/fourth BR w/private bath, skylights, hardwood floors. Gunite pool, spacious deck, CAC, bsmt., Hither Woods, matured shy acre. Exclusive, $1,295,000. Montauk - Boater’s Delight! Lakefront Custom Contemporary with glorious water views and quality construction, w/attention to details. Features 5BR/3Bth, spacious Living, dining area w/fpl, gourmet kit, Den, CAC, Gunite pool, hardwood floors, extensive decking. By Appt. CoExclusive, Newly Priced @ $3,250,000. Montauk’s - Culloden Shores is offering this very nice one level home, within walking distance to private Bay beach. Updated kitchen w/expanded cabinets and counters. Living area w/cathedral ceilings and brick fireplace. 3BR/1.5Bth. By appt. only. Exclusive, $705,000. Montauk’s Panorama is home to this young contemporary perfect for the extended family. First floor features two bedrooms, bath, living area. Second floor features three bedrooms, two baths, spacious “great room” area w/ kitchen, dining and living area. State of the art kitchen. CAC, Central Vac, Asian Beech hardwood floors, Andersen windows & doors, multi-decks. Full bsmt, two car garage. Co-Exclusive, $1,550,000. Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate Quogue Office 134 Jessup Avenue 631.653.6700 www.prudentialelliman.com Pristine Condo, East Quogue $439,000 Immaculate 2-bedroom, 2-bath Condo, upgraded throughout. Amenities include fireplace, central air conditioning, clubhouse, community pool, garage with additional parking, 2nd-story deck with treetop views, laundry room off the kitchen. Pets are welcome in this adult community. Exclusive. Web ID#: H0159059 Wonderful Views, Westhampton $989,000 Bayfront property with 90 ft. of bulkheading. This home has 1 bedroom, 1 bath, fireplace, and deck to enjoy the wonderful views. Exclusive. Web ID D#:H0150874 Best Oceanfront in the Hamptons Between the Bridges& Westhampton Beach $17,999,999 Located on 2 very private acres of beachfront, this 12,000 sq.ft. 8 bedroom contemporary is designed to take advantage of the best ocean and bay views in the Hamptons. Surrounded by extensive decking with an oceanfront gunite pool and a private walkway to beach, this spectacular “retreat” has it all…including the very best location in Westhampton Beach. It does not get any better than this! Web ID#:H0144270 Wonderful Traditional 1935 Home with Great Waterfront, Southampton $629,000 Fabulous 1935 Traditional Waterfront Property on North Sea Creek. All Permits in place for existing boat dock for two boats. Needs lots of TLC. Great little home and priced to sell-Don't miss out!!! Exclusive. Web ID# H544254

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CUL L DE SAC LIVING On a quiet and peaceful cul de sac in Springs, this 1,800 square foot home sits on a beautiful half acre with gorgous large old trees and pretty landscaping. This house features 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths. The original house was added onto to create a large great room off of the kitchen. Enjoy this home as your perfect starter home, or renovate and add on to make it the home that you have always wanted.

SAGAPONACK COTTAGE Decorators own cottage located in Sagaponack features an open plan living/kitchen and dining area. Separate master with bath, and two guest rooms and a shared bath. In addition there is a side deck with access to the grounds. Room for pool and adjacent hundreds of acres of Town of Southampton owned reserve land. Convenient to Sagg General Store, ocean, Bridgehampton as well as Sag Haror. IN# 51286. Exclusive. $825,000.

SOUTHAMP P TON LAND OPPORTUNITY Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, c) 917.468.1889 Prudential Douglas Elliman Hampton Bays Office 631.723.2721 http://www.prudentialelliman.com Squires Woods Cul-de-sac * Hampton Bays * $825,000 11 room traditional home with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Located in a cul-de-sac in Squire Woods this home offers an open floor plan. The entry foyer welcomes you into the living room with fireplace, family room, dining area and eat-in-kitchen. Delightful master suite with cathedral ceiling. Basement with 3 rooms, in-ground pool. Exclusive. #59296 Ranch * Hampton Bays * $575,000 Sunny open and airy ranch across from the water in Tiana Shores. This home features 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, dining area with den, sunny living room, and laundry room off kitchen. Room for pool. #61217 Waterfront Cottage * Flanders * $499,000 Cottage fronting the Peconic. Newly renovated, open floor plan, skylights, cathedral ceilings, 2 bedrooms, great room w/fpl, kitchen, dining area and office on shy landscaped half acre, deep water dock. Great year-round, summer get-away. Ideal for sailing and power boat enthusiasts. Exclusive. #62591 180 Degree View of Moriches Bay * East Moriches * $859,000 Located in Newport Beach and offering 4 bedrooms, 3 baths and great room with wall of windows capturing a magnificent view of Moriches Bay. The kitchen cabinets are hand carved by a master craftsman as are the embellished doors and Victorian fireplace in the living room. Spacious and charming. Exclusive. #61911 Cottage * Hampton Bays * $975,000 Waterfront Beauty: This Charming 3 Bedroom Cottage offers an acre of Waterfront Property and is also zoned for Resort Waterfront business. Exclusive. #54780 TOWN AND COUNTRY REAL ESTATE East Hampton Office 52 Main Street, East Hampton 631-324-808 eh@1Townandd Country.com Mecox Bay WaterViews Finely crafted new construction, just 6/10 of a mile to Flying Point Beach. Architecturally elegant beach house with 5 bedrooms and 4.5 baths, grand English-style entry hall with fireplace, great room, formal dining room, and additional living room. Large open kitchen with marble and professional chef's appliances. French doors leading to multiple decks and balconies capturing the beautiful views. Easy stroll to the ocean, or just relax by the beautiful gunite pool and poolhouse. Web#54394 Co-Exclusive. $6,395,000

New To Market This legal 2-family home, right in the middle of Southampton village, has just come on the market. On a lovely street, convenient to all, sits this wonderful opportunity on one of the larger lots in this area with room for pool. Currently a 2 family home but, can easily be converted for you to build your dream home. Web#52213 Exclusive. $1,450,000 Tracy Annacone 631-324-8080 ext16 or 516-885-5561 Spectacular Stony Hill Setting This lovely Amagansett traditional, on a private cul-de-sac, backs up to a huge reserve and features 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, heated pool, and garage. Bike to the beach or village…all less than one mile away. On 1.5 acres with fantastic field views. Web#54383 Exclusive. $2,195,000 Bob Steiner 324-8080 ext. 41 or 917-561-3423 Brii dgehampton Office 2415 Main Street, East Hampton 631-527-3200 bh@1TownandCountry.com Spectacular Trad d itional On 1.45 acres with heated gunite pool, pool house and sunken tennis court. No amenity was spared on this 7 bedroom, 11 bath home with eat-in-kitchen, family room, living room, formal dining room, and large screened-in porch. There are 5 fireplaces, finished lower level and attached 2-car garage. Beautiful landscaping finishes the package. web#54302 $4,750,000 Alicia Ward 631-537-3200 ext. 111 or 516-356-6695 Mattituck Office 6920 Main Road 631-298-0600 mat@1TownandCountry.com Reeves Park Riverheaa d Spacious Cedar Shake Beach cottage just 1 block to Long Island Sound. Great room with stone fireplace, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, large country eat in kitchen, finished basement, and a private backyard with shed and patio complete this package. Web# 54134 Exclusive $365,000 631-298-0600

PERFECT STARTER HOME ON A GREAT STREET Perfect starter home on a great street. The home is in good condition with 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, and there is room for expansion and a pool. This is a great piece of property , with room for pool and is within walking distance to the bay beaches. A wonderful opportunity in a wonderful neighborhood! IN# 52888. Exclusive. Just reduced, $595,000.

ABSOLUTELY TURNKEYMOVE RIGHT IN This fully furnished home offers the convenience of moving right in. Sale includes all furnishings and entertainment equipment for turn key access. This home offers 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, living room, dining room and full kitchen. Enjoy winding down the day poolside, relaxing in the hot tub or enjoying the sunset within short walking distance to your private beach and marina. Pristine landscaping finishes off this home. IN# 52488. Exclusive $895,000.

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Waterfront new construction with heated gunite pool and mooring capabilities Web#53966Dirs: Three Mile Harbor Rd, left on Springy Banks Rd, right on Oyster Shores Rd. CO-EXCLUSIVE. 2,950,000

Three bedrooms, 3.5 baths on 2 private acres on a cul-de-sac in Northwest woods. This lovely home features a brand new kitchen, open living/dining space, a large deck surrounding a heated pool and much more. Web#52527. Dirs: Old Northwest Rod, right on Rolling Wood. EXCLUSIVE. $1,795,000. Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 or 516-769-3674

Nicole DiSunno 631-324-8080 ext. 19 or 631-255-3503 Stacey Barnds 631-324-8080 ext. 24 or 516-769-3674

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Westhampton Beach bayfront cottage renovated with gourmet kitchen, 3bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Priceless views. Bulkheaded dock for your boat, kayak or jet ski. Ocean access steps away. Web#54395. $1,395,000.

Secluded retreat steps from private beach on the bay with mooring for boat. Pool with diving area and slide, sprawling Cambridge decking for entertaining and Childlife play gym for the kids. Perfect location for kayaking, bicycling, jogging or strolling to the beach. Web#49125 EXCLUSIVE. $659,000. Ron Belmont 631-288-3030 ext.102 or 631-793-5987

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BUTTER LANE GEM One acre surrounded by mature hedges with room for expansion. Exterior features include Gunite pool, outdoor shower, and decks. Inside has soaring ceilings, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and 2000 sq. ft. basement. Butter Lane gem with farm field sunsets. Web#53163. EXCLUSIVE. $2,150,000 Bridgehampton Office 631-537-3200

WATERFRONT COMMUNITY On a high lot with mature plantings, this 2-bedroom, 1-bath Ranch with detached garage has room for expansion and pool. Possible water views from 2nd story addition or subdivision for possibility of 2 new homes. Web#54067 CO-EXCLUSIVE. $695,000

BAITING HOLLOW Four-bedroom, 2-bath home on .6 acre backs 60 acre nursery & features country kitchen, familyroom, formal dining room, den, oak floors, screened deck and basement plus garage. Web#53067 EXCLUSIVE. $549,000 Mattituck Office 631-298-0600

SURROUNDED BY 25 ACRES OF PRESERVE Gorgeous lot on 1.4 acres with room for large house and pool located on quiet cul-de-sac in the prime location of Devon Woods. Build your secluded dream estate close to ocean and Napeague Bay. Web#05156 EXCLUSIVE. $895,000.

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WOODS, VILLAGE, OCEAN. WEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL.

In Perfect Condition. Custom built in Northwest with country accents such as exposed beams and two stone fireplaces. Gorgeous 1. 5 acre property with splendid gardens, pool house and potting shed, two patio areas, and large deck. Large great room with French doors, gourmet country kitchen, and separate family room. Indoor/outdoor sound system, basement with 10 ft. ceilings. Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $2,284,000.

Welcome Home. Lovely gardens surround this solid four bedroom

For Those Who Want To Live At The Beach. Unobstructed oceanviews and private ocean beach access across the street. Well maintained 4 bedroom house with central air and central vacuum, a laundry room, fireplace, outdoor shower, irrigation system. Set perfectly on 1/4 acre in the Dunes with room for expansion. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $3,350,000.

Best Value In East Hampton Village. On shy half acre in the Village of East Hampton with walk or bike to Ocean beach, Jitney and shops. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Unique details throughout such as exposed beams and wide plank floors. Landscaped for privacy, with plantings designed to bloom throughout the season. Fireplace, big basement, and outdoor decking. Co-Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price: $845,000.

home near Three Mile Harbor sunsets. Complete with 20 x 40 heated pool, a pool house with changing rooms, bathroom, and outdoor shower. Plus a finished basement with fireplace. Amenities include air conditioning, alarm system, irrigation, decks and a very inviting front porch. New Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith.$775,000

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BIKE TO THE OCEAN from this stunning 5 bedroom, 3 bath contemporary in the heart of Georgica. The large living room w/cathedral ceiling and fireplace is perfect for entertaining. The home also features a den, a lovely dining room that opens to an efficient kitchen and a spacious deck surrounding a heated pool. IN#51140 OURS EXCLUSIVELY $3,400,000

PRICED TO SELL This wonderful, completely renovated contemporary home situated in equal distance to the bay beaches and to the Village has 3 BRs & 2 BAs. The master suite is on the first floor and the gourmet kitchen is a chef's delight. Living room, vaulted ceilings, skylights, a sexy hot tub and terrific back garden make this house VERY SPECIAL... IN# 59650 EXCLUSIVE $745,000

PERMITS ARE IN PLACE for a 2200 square foot first floor house with a pool on the waterside of the house. The property is bulkheaded along its 108 foot front on Gardinerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bay. There is easy access to a sandy beach from this .60 acres. Very few parcels like this are available much less on the market. IN#04068 EXCLUSIVE $1,700,000

LIVE MINUTES FROM THE VILLAGE of East Hampton in this wonderful Hansom Hills post modern home. This two story home features two master suites, a guest bedroom, large entry foyer adjacent to a vaulted ceiling in the living room, a country kitchen all on a very private acre surrounded by a reserve. IN#47874 CO-EXCLUSIVE $1,495,000

IF ACCESS TO THE VILLAGE is a necessity, this 1993 Forst home is perfect. It is a few feet from the Village line. It has everything you could want; a 1st floor master, double height master, den, great kitchen/bkfst room and a fabulous screened porch looking out at a beautifully landscaped yard and pool. Wide plank floors, a wall of bookcases, this house has it all. IN#50299 EXCLUSIVE $1,950,000

SPACIOUS TRADITIONAL HOME of 2600 sf with fine appointments and generous sized rooms including a first floor master suite, a dining room, chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kitchen w/cathedral ceiling, and living room w/fpl. There are 2 additional bedrooms and a loft which could serve as the 4th bedroom. Outside is 2000 sf of deck and patio, a heated pool, hot tub, shower and a two car garage with legal artist studio above. IN# 54434 CO-EXCLUSIVE $1,450,000

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