Dan's Papers Sept. 28, 2007 by Dan's Papers

Photograph by Daniel Gonzalez

Yes, We Do Fresh Flowers Lately, a surprising number of our Garden Shop customers have said they didn’t know we have fresh flowers. Actually we’ve had them for several years and the experienced designers to meet your needs. For a World Too Full of Sameness Snake Hollow Road · Bridgehampton, New York · 631.537.3700 · www.marders.com G A R D E N S H O P · N U R S E RY · L A N D S C A P E · D E S I G N , B U I L D , A N D M A I N TA I N

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 4 www.danshamptons.com

OPEN HOUSE OPPORTUNITIES BRIDGEHAMPTON

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP )DLU +LOOV /DQH ǧ

Dutch Colonial gem sits 2.5 stories high on hilltop location. 5br, 6.5bth, wine cellar, glorious landscaping, htd pool overlooking Bridgehampton Village.Excl.#52475.Dir:27East,leftonLumberLa, left on Scuttlehole, right on Brick Kiln Rd, right into the Fair Hills Sub-division (to end-house on right).

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP :RRGUXII /DQH ǧ

Immaculate 4br, 4bth home, located close to the village, has a state-of-the-art kit., huge, beautifully finished basement, all year-round sunroom, gunite pool and Jacuzzi and is beautifully landscaped. #50511/Web#HO150511

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ ǧ SP 0RQWDXN +LJKZD\ ǧ

Minutes from Bridgehampton shopping and beaches. Lovely period details - pine floors, etched glass, original wainscoting and moldings. 3+brs, 2.5bths, double parlor, country kit. Beautiful grounds and private pool. Priced to sell! #63113

Newly constructed traditional has 4brs, 3bths close to bay and marina. Open kit., LR with fireplace. Master br with walk-in closet. Full basement, central air and deck. Excl. #61578. Dir: Three Mile Harbor Rd, continue on Hog Creek rd, turn left on Locust Dr, turn right on Cedar Dr.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH

3br contemporary with light filled LR, overlooking a smallpondandbirdsanctuaryonaquietstreetsouthof-the-highway. Newly renovated and landscaped. Easy access to beaches and town. Excl. #54607. Dir: Montauk Hwy Bridgehampton to Ocean Rd, left onto Sagaponack Rd, first left onto Hildreth Ave, #41.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH

EAST HAMPTON

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP SP )HWORFN 'ULYH ǧ

Renovated contemporary, backing up to a reserve. 3,300 sq.ft. of living space include 4brs, 3bths. There’s an additional loft and another fin. bsmnt. Stunning new maple floors & double height fpl. A 2-car gar., new htd pool, patio and outdoor shower. Excl. #251004. Dir: Rte 114 to Harness to Fetlock.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ DP SP 2OG +ROORZ /Q ǧ

Custom-built home on 2 acres in tranquil Northwest Woods. 6brs, 4.5bths, a grmt kit., and 9 ft. ceilings throughout the 1st floor. Fully landscaped with large, secluded pool. #44674

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ DP SP 2OG +ROORZ ǧ

5br, 3.5bth, 2-story traditional, nestled on almost 2 acres of professionally landscaped grounds. A formalentryfoyeropenstoagrandstaircase,family room, formal DR with butler’s pantry, and lightfilled LR with double-height ceiling and fireplace. Pool with waterfall and 2-car gar. #55241

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ DP 2VERUQH /DQH ǧ

3 brs, 3 bths, with an additional, separate sleeping studio.Extensivebluestonepatios.Plansandpermits areinplaceforapooland1-cargar.Excl.#56568.Dir: Newtown La. make a right on Osborne.

This great ranch in Clearwater has plenty of room with 4brs and lots of living space in the finished basement. On a shy half acre, there is plenty of room for a pool. A quick trip to the Clearwater private beach and marina. Excl. #60369.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH

5+brs and 5.5bths. Open, light and bright rooms, high ceilings, LR with cathedral ceiling, formal DR, lib., gar., pool house with full bath, htd gunite pool, custom designed landscaping. #60807. Dir: Head East on Cedar St, toward East Hampton, look for signs on corner of Osborne Lane.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ DP SP 6KRUHZRRG 'ULYH ǧ

Wonderful contemporary with a view of the trees from every room. 3br, 2bth with expansive attached gar. is located on a shy acre. Excl. #63131. Dir: Take Hands Creek Rd to Shorewood Dr. Make a right onto Shorewood Dr to #13, on your right.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ DP SP 6SLQQH\ 5G ǧ

Uniquehomeoffersanopenlivinganddiningareawith a fpl. New kit., 2brs, 2bths in addition to the loft. Large property, very private. #50684/Web#HO150684

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

FLANDERS

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 5LVD &RXUW ǧ

Enjoy the tranquility that this 1.2 acre property has to offer. The house offers large rooms, an open floor plan as well as beautiful exotic rosewood hard floors. Excl. #62595. Dir: Route 24 to Pleasure Dr.

+DPSWRQ %D\V 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 3OHDVXUH 'ULYH ǧ

On2.1lushacres.Newkit.,3brs,extrarooms,3bths, LR with fireplace, formal DR, wide plank cedar floors, central air, full walk up attic, full basement, sprinkler system, and porch. Close to Peconic Bay and Marinas. Horses allowed. #62630

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

HAMPTON BAYS

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP /\QQ $YHQXH ǧ

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP %OXHEHUU\ /DQH ǧ

Builtin2001,beautifulpostmodernwith4brs,2.5bths, cac, fpl, partially fin. bsmnt with entrance to the backyard. Att. 2-car gar. and a pool. Open kit. facing the family room, and upstairs master bath. Formal DR, LR, and extra br complete the downstairs. #50273

REMSENBURG

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 6RXWK &RXQWU\ 5RDG ǧ

Unique,sub-dividable,3.43acreproperty.Lovingly restored 19th-century home with a modern, expansive addition. Elegant LR, formal DR, lib., butler’s pantry, grmt chef’s kit., sunroom, large great room, master en-suite with fpl. Fin. bsmnt with media room, wine cellar, full bath and outside entrance. 3-car gar. with separate apartment. Heated gunite pool and room for tennis. #58516

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP &OXE /DQH ǧ

Traditional 5br, 4.5bth 6,000 sq.ft. home. Featuring custom kit., DR, 50 ft bulkheading in your own backyard, htd pool with cabana, 3-car det. gar. with loft, full bsmnt. #55059

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

SAGAPONACK

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP (DVWZRRGV 3DWK ǧ

5brs, gym, chefs kit., screening room, pool house, great deal! Sagaponack North. Dir: Montauk hwy east north on Wainscott Harbor Rd. Over railroad tracks left on eastwoods. #51401

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH

French country style cedar home featuring 4brs, 3bths,chef’skit.htdpool,gar.,Koipondplusdeeded beach rights on Shinnecock Bay. Excl. #62853, Web#H52651. Dir: West on Montuak Hwy over the canal, left on Canoe Place Rd to 9 Lynn Ave.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP *DUGQHUǠV /DQH ǧ

Newtownhomesarecustombuiltwithmanyupgrades. The only energy star rated condo’s in Hampton Bays theseunitsoffer2brs,2bths,htdgunitepool,pvtbeach and dock with pvt boat slip. Deep water dock. Excl. #62759. Dir. Montauk Hwy to Ponquogue South to Shinnecock Rd., then East 1 block to Gardner’s La.

+DPSWRQ %D\V 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ 6HSW ǧ SP :DNHPDQ 5RDG ǧ

Ranch home on .60 acre site. 3brs, 2bths, fpl, CAC, deck for outdoor dining. A mile from ocean beach. Excl. #61541. Dir. Montauk Hwy. to Ponquogue, left on Argonne, right on Wakeman. 1st driveway on left. Flag lot house is beige ranch in back.

+DPSWRQ %D\V 2IILFH

MANORVILLE

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 3LRQHHU 3ODFH ǧ

Spacious 3br, 2.5bth traditional on 0.9 acre. Professionally landscaped with htd in-ground pool. Large eat-in-kit., master br suite with jacuzzi, fin. bsmnt with den and office. #61416/Web#H52417

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

NORTH HAVEN

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ DP SP )DLUOHD &W ǧ

6,500 sq. ft. with large great room with fpl, DR and htd gunite pool. First floor junior master and grand 2nd floor master with private balcony and fpl, in addition to 3 additional en-suite brs. Grmt kit. with breakfast area and butler’s pantry. Community beach access and 3 tennis courts. Excl. #60214/Web#HO50444

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

Oversizedwaterfronthomesite,withapproximately 100’ of bulkheading and deep water dock with easy access to the Quogue Canal. 5brs, 3bths, air conditioning, fireplace, eat-in-kit., dining area, largeLR,den/office,detached2-cargar.,androom for pool on this 1.4-acre property. #54829

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

EAST QUOGUE

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 2VERUQH /DQH ǧ

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 3RVW /DQH ǧ

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 8QGHUZRRG 'ULYH ǧ

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP +LOGUHWK $YH ǧ

QUOGUE

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP &HGDU 'U ǧ

SAG HARBOR

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ ǧ SP /LQFROQ 6W ǧ

New construction with deeded private beach and mooring rights. 4br, 4.5bth, 3,700 sq.ft. Traditional. Eat-in country kit., luxurious master suite with fireplace, sitting area, study, and private terrace. Htd gunite pool on 1/2 wooded acre with partial summer water views. #58931.

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP &UHVFHQW 6W ǧ

Facing a preserve, with dredged deep water channel leadingtoVillage.Oncul-de-sacwith100’ofbulkheading and your own pvt beach. Beach house and det. studio/ gar.haveincredibleviews,afpl,hardwoodfloors,decking and outdoor shower. Excl. #60855 Dir: Montauk Hwy easttoNoyacRd,ontoWhitneyRdtoCrescentSt.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 0DLQ 6W ǧ

Breathtaking views of Otter Pond. Located on Main Street,thishomeoffersalarge,landscaped,private .31-acre property. Separate 2-car gar., hardwood floors, fireplace, full basement, patio and room for pool. Build up and out. #59191/Web#HO159191

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 'DUWPRXWK ǧ

2-story raised ranch on .21 acres. The 2,560 sq.ft. interior is open and airy, 2 great room areas, 4brs, 2.5bths, fpl and att. gar. Second floor views. Close to town. Sag Harbor Village. #60963

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP %HDFK 3OXP ǧ

3brs, 1.5bths, family room, eat-in-kit., full basement, and 1-car gar. The pretty .50 acre has plenty of room for a pool. In one of the Harbor’s beautiful waterfront communities. Excl. #56622/ Web#HO15662.

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP -RVHSK )UDQFLV %OYG ǧ

1-story ranch near the heart of the Village and backs to reserve. 2/3 brs, 1bth, LR with fireplace, eat-in kit., formal DR, hardwood flooring, and full bsmnt. Room for pool. #56470/Web#H0156470

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

SHELTER ISLAND

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 6W 0DU\ǠV 5G ǧ

Gorgeous Colonial home owned by same family for 100 years. 4 brs, 2 bths, on 2.30 acres with plenty of room for pool.

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

SHINNECOCK HILLS

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 2DNKXUVW 5RDG ǧ

“Beach House” with 3brs, 3.5bths, EIK and large deck hasdeededprivatepathandstairstoPeconicBayBeach. Excl. #HO152951. Dir: West on CR #39 past Lobster Inn, bear right on North Rd, right on Oakhurst past Peconic BeachClub,upandaroundto#23onright.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH

SOUTHAMPTON

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 6KUXEODQG 5RDG ǧ

4,000 sq. ft. post modern on 2.1 waterfront acres features 5brs, 3.5bths, grmt, eat-in kit., screened porch, htd gunite pool, pvt path to waters edge. Excl. #62965/Web#H54173. Dir: West on Shrubland Rd past Sebonack Gold Course on right, past Cold Spring Pond on right around bend to #21 on right.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 3HFRQLF %D\ $YH ǧ

On a landscaped .5 acre with 100 ft. waterfront and pvt beach access. Renovated in 2005. Wraparound, covered porch. Large LR with fireplace. Renovated kit., 4brs, 3.5bths, including a master suite with bay views. Htd gunite pool. Co-Excl. #59686. Dir: From Rte 27 East, left on Deerfield Rd, left on Roses Grove Rd, cross Noyac Rd onto Peconic Bay Ave.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP ,VODQG &UHHN 5RDG ǧ

Waterfront estate on 1.9 acres is 3,900 sq. ft., 5 en suite brs, EIK, htd gunite pool and dock on Island Creek. Co-Excl. #HO156813. Dir: North Sea Rd., leftonMillstoneBrookRd.,at5-cornerintersection right on West Neck Rd., right on Island Creek Rd.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 6RXWKDPSWRQ +LOOV &RXUW ǧ

Newly-completed, 2-story traditional, on 1.26 secludedacres.5brs,6.5bths,4fpls,FDR,greatroom, lib.,fin.bsmntandhtd,gunitepool.Separateloftover 2-car gar. Excl. #50747 Dir: Left on Deerfield Rd, left on Middle Line Hwy, Right on Southampton Hills Ct, left at end of cul-de-sac.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 0HHWLQJ +RXVH /DQH ǧ

In the heart of the village, this cottage features 4 brs, 3 bthsandgourmetkit.overlookingdiningareathatopens to mahogany deck. Harwood flooring throughout. Htd gunite pool. Co-Excl. #57738. Dir: South on Main St, left on Meeting House La, house on left.

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 2VERUQH $YH ǧ

Hampton-style home with cottage featuring great master suite with fireplace, 2 additional brs plus a 2 br cottage making 5 brs and 4 full bths, formal DR, family room with fireplace, quiet yard and room for pool. Excl. #63189/Web#H54576. Dir: East on Hampton Rd, left on Osborne Ave.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP :DWHUǠV (GJH ǧ

Offered with approved plans for a 35’ dock and architectural plans for a 3,100 sq.ft. waterfront traditionalonFishCove.Thefloatingdockmeasures 6X20. 4brs, 3.5bths. Open kit. and DR, a powder and mudroom, indoor and outdoor fireplace and more. Breathtaking views on all levels. Excl. #63346

(DVW +DPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ ǧ SP %DOFRPLH /DQH ǧ

5 br, 4.5 bath home with htd pool, 4 car gar. and legal 1 br apartment. Excl. #50227. Dir. CR 39 East, left on N. Sea Road, right on Majors Path, left on Balcomie Lane, house on right.

+DPSWRQ %D\V 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP %DOFRPLH /DQH ǧ

Four br, 5 bath, 3 car gar. and htd pool on shy acre in a cul-de-sac community. Excl.. #53026. Dir. East County Road 39, left on North Sea Road right on Majors Path, left on Balcomie Lane.

+DPSWRQ %D\V 2IILFH 2SHQ /DQG 9LHZLQJ ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 6SLQQDNHU :D\ ǧ

Prime shy one acre lot surrounded by magni. Room for generous size home, 20x40 pool, gar. and pool house. Close to village and beaches. Excl. #343270 Web#HO343270

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP 2OGȊHOG 5RDG ǧ

Across from Conscience Point and Marina, minutes to Beach and Nature Preserve, this 1,463 sq. ft. ranch sits on .41 acres. 3brs and 2bths, an office/ familyroomwithafireplace,anopenplanL-shaped LR/DR, master br with sunroom and hot tub, full basement.#60942/Web#H51726

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH

WATER MILL

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP &REE 5G ǧ

On 1.87 landscaped acres, this masterful new construction includes 5brs, 6 full bths, and 2 half baths, an elevator, double height LR, 6 fireplaces. Gourmet kit, butler’s pantry, formal DR, extensive decking and heated gunite pool lead to the private dock. Less than 2 minutes from ocean and Southampton Village. #57872 Web#HO57872

6DJ +DUERU 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW 6XQ ǧ SP 1DURG %RXOHYDUG ǧ

Southofthehighway.2-storytraditional1streetover from Calf Creek and Mecox Bay. Renovated with 5brs, 4bths, country kit., sitting room, 3 fpls, gunite pool and more. Pvt community dock w/deeded boat access. Excl. #62539. Dir: 27 East to Montauk Hwy, right on Mecox, right on Narod Blvd.

%ULGJHKDPSWRQ 2IILFH

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6XQ ǧ SP +DQQDKV &RXUW ǧ

5,700 sq.ft, 5br, 5.5bth, marble chef’s kit. A gunite poolwithspa,2-car gar.,fin.bsmnt andwine cellar. Six flat screen TV’s included. Excl. #61060. Dir: Rte 27 to North Sea Rd, make right on Noyac Rd, 100 yds down make right onto Straight Path, proceed 200 yds to right on Hannahs Ct.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 7XFNDKRH /DQH ǧ

Recentlybuilt,thisTuscaninspiredhomeof5brsplus den and 4 bths, upscale kit., DR, LR and expansive stone veranda with gunite pool, outdoor kit. Excl. #62853/Web#H54510.Dir:WestonCountyRd.#39, right on Tuckahoe La, house on right.

6RXWKDPSWRQ 2IILFH

WESTHAMPTON BEACH

2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP :RRGODQG $YH ǧ

Completely renovated home. Located on a quiet street,butonlyoneblockfromWesthamptonBeach Village.Thereisanoversizedgourmetkit.,awalk-in pantry and mudroom. There is a large formal dining area and an office. 4brs with 3.5bths including a master suite with walk-in closet. #57683

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH 2SHQ +RXVH ǧ 6DW ǧ SP 0HDGRZ /DQH ǧ

Newly renovated country home with open floor plan on a shy landscaped acre. The one level home offers 4brs, 3bths, grmt kit., dining area, great room with fpl, separate family room and office. Htd gunite pool. Blocks to town and beaches. #63190

:HVWKDPSWRQ %HDFK 2IILFH

LONG ISLAND

M A N H AT TA N

B R O O K LY N

QUEENS

THE HAMPTONS

NORTH FORK

©2006. An independently owned and operated member of Prudential Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. is a service mark of Prudential Insurance Company of America. Equal Housing Opportunity. All material presented herein is intended for information purposes only. While, this information is believed to be correct, it is represented subject to errors, omissions, changes or withdrawal without notice. All property outlines and square footage in property listings are approximate.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 6 www.danshamptons.com ALL TYPES OF INTERIOR WINDOW TREATMENTS

Blinds • Shades • Verticals

“FREE” CONSULTATIONS MEASUREMENTS & INSTALLATIONS

• Horizontal and Vertical Blinds (Wood • Aluminum • PVC • Fabric) BEST • Pleated, Roll-Up & Roman Shades BEST 2006 (Blackout • Room Darkening • Sheer) • Solar & Skylight Shades (FROM MONTAUK • Shutters (Wood & PVC) TO MANHATTAN) • Cordless & Remote Control Available • All National Manufacturers (Hunter Douglas • Nanik • Phifer Shearweaves) • Repairs & Cleaning Also Available OF THE

P.O. Box 630 • (2221 Montauk Highway)• Bridgehampton, NY, 11932 • 631-537-0500 • General Fax 631537-3330 • Display Sales Fax 631-537-6374 • Our Classified office is now at 51 Hill Street • Southampton,

Your Complete Satisfaction is Guaranteed!! Call for Appointments

NY, 11968 • Classified Phone 631-283-1000 • Classified Fax 631-283-2896 • www.danspapers.com • Dan's Papers was founded in 1960 by Dan Rattiner and is the first free resort newspaper in America. VOLUME XLVII NUMBER 27 September 28, 2007

INTERIOR R WINDOW W TREATMENTS

1-800-646-4755 • 631-324-8299

Contents 13

The Good Old Days Remember When the First Snowstorms Hit Here in September?

THE LITTLE BENCH THAT CAME BACK TO THE EAST END

The Mountain Riverhead Community to Include Indoor Skiing and Ice Skating

In the Cockpit You’ll Never Get Me Up in One of Those Things, Never, Never

WHOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHH

Saving a Church Three Plans for the Historic 1836 Methodist Church in Sag Harbor

East End Organics is a division of East End Tick & Mosquito Control

Rower Wanted Must Be Free to Take December Off to Row to the New World

MAIN STREET Dr. Robert Ruggiero OPTICS

HAMPTON TRADITION VI — SIP N’ SODA

Exams • Contacts • Emergency Service Most Extensive Selection Including Cartier • Chrome Hearts • Oliver Peoples

Big Clam Crowned Local Baymen Select Monster Clam in Amagansett Competition

FULL HAMPTON MARATHON CONTESTED THIS WEEKEND

82 Main St. Southampton 631•287•7898

WHO’S HERE: Renée Zellweger, Actress

DAN’S BOOK REVIEW: The Manny

Fall Fertilizing = Spring Splendor East End Organics offers a Deep Root Fertilizing Program for trees, shrubs and plant beds. When was the last time your plants were properly fed? Now is the time to feed, don’t risk your investment in your plants. Our program will keep your plants from turning brown and protect their long-term health!

Free Estimate

BEST BEST 2006 OF THE

631-287-6699

Make your own W ine for Family and Friends

Special Supplement: Wedding Guide pg. 53 49 61 62 63 71 74 75 76

FISH ON! DAN’S A&E GUIDE: Keb’ Mo’ at WHBPAC REVIEW: Gone Missing ARTISTS MAKE MOVIES: David Lynch’s Mullholland Drive WHAT’S FOR DINNER, DEER? THE JOURNEY WITHIN SHARE THE FANTASY @ PHOTO OP LIGHT MY FIRE...

COMING UP

#1 Quality W ine Grapes and Juices from California. Open 7 Days a Week 9am-5pm

THE MOST COMPLETE COMING EVENTS GUIDE IN THE HAMPTONS This week’s coming events are in the following sections:

631.924.0300

WEEKLY FEATURES

W ine Making Kits and Supplies,

For Pick-up or Delivery

Benefits – pg. 51 Art Events – pg. 72 Movies – pg. 66 Take 5 – pg. 64 Day by Day – pg. 51 Kids’ Events – pg. 47

Art Commentary Classified Dan’s North Fork Dan’s Goes To Dining Log East End Kid Go Fish Gordin’s View

72 95 41 39 69 47 48 39

Green Monkeys Hampton Jitney Hollywood in the Hamptons Honoring the Artist Letters To Dan Mini Movies Police Blotter Real Estates

28 49 66 72 79 65 79 78

Service Directory Sheltered Islander Shop ‘til You Drop Side Dish Silvia Lehrer Cooks South O’ The Highway Take a Hike Twentysomething

80 32 50 68 67 14 48 29

This issue is dedicated to A-Rod and his grand slam.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 7 www.danshamptons.com

Posturepedic and Stearns&Foster SLEEPY’S ® THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN MATTRESSES ®

Now thru Saturday

Exceptional Values GREAT VALUES AT OUR EVERYDAY LOW PRICE

SLEEPY’S

29999

Queen $

299

FREE

99 Twin

OUR REG

Twin 2pc. set Full 2pc. set Queen 2pc. set King 3pc. set

$74999 $ 99999 $109999 $149999

NOW

SAVE

$ 250 $ 450 $ 500 $ 600

49999

$54999 $59999 $89999

BED FRAME

Ultra Plush

Pillowtop OUR REG

Twin 2pc. set Full 2pc. set Queen 2pc. set King 3pc. set

$89999 $109999 $119999 $159999

NOW

SAVE

$ 300 $ 450 $ 500 $ 600

Bonus FREE

1399

Twin2pc. set

Full2pc. set King 3pc. set

With any set purchase listed. Does not apply to exceptional value models or previous sales.

INSTANT SAVINGS $ $

Twin2pc. set Full2pc. set King3pc. set

200- 500

On select Stearns & Foster mattress sets. Previous sales do not apply. See store for details. Does not apply to exceptional value models listed.

NEARLY 600 LOCATIONS

Price Now

$ 1479 Instant $ 1179 $1649 $ $ 1349 $ 2199 SAVINGS $ 1899

300 *

Queen

2pc.set Reg. $1899

Sleepys

Extra

Price

Savings

Price Now

$1679 Instant $ 1379 $1849 $ $ 1549 $2399 SAVINGS $2099

300 *

Stearns & Foster Plaza Ultra Plush Euro-Pillowtop Liquid Injected Foam Encased

Queen

1799

$ Twin2pc. set Full2pc. set King3pc. set

Next Day Delivery Same Day Delivery arranged. Excluding holidays & store pick-ups. Delivery to NY, Westchester, NJ, CT, PA, DE, MA, RI - Road conditions permitting. Available on in stock models. Delivery fees apply.

Savings

1599

Photos are for illustration purposes only. All models available for purchase and may not be on display. Sleepy’s reserves the right to limit quantities-1 per customer. Not responsible for typographical errors.

Choose Your 4 Hour Time Window

Price

2pc.set Reg. $1699

$64999 $69999 $99999

When You Want It!

Extra

Plaza Ultra Plush Box Top with Smart Latex & Memory Foam

599

Sleepys

Stearns & Foster

Bonus

Stearns & Foster

Queen

We will meet any price on any Stearns & Foster , Internet, TrueForm , Tempur-Pedic®or BodyDiagnosticsTM models *Applies to same or comparable mattresses prior to delivery. Excludes closeouts, special purchases, exchanges, floor samples, warranties, discontinued & one-of-a kind items. Must present competitor’s current ad or invoice.

399

Price

Plaza w/ Cashmere and Memory Foam Firm, Plush or Euro-Pillowtop

Ultra Plush

2pc.set

Stearns & Foster

Guaranteed

2 Pc Set

Full 2pc. set . . . . . . . .$379 99

2 pc. set

Queen

† Exceptional values are sold at our everyday low price.

WILL BEAT ANYONE’S % PRICE BY20 OR IT’S

SUPER PREMIUM

Queen $

999

Twin 2pc.set . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 779 Full 2pc.set . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 949 King 3pc.set . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 1499

Full 2pc. set . . . . . . . .$279 99

Exceptional Value †

$ Stearns & Foster

Twin 2 Pc Set

2 pc. set

Cushion Firm

Sleepys

19999

Stearns & Foster

Sale Ends 9/29/07

FIRM SUPPORT

2pc.set Reg. $2199

Sleepys

Extra

Price

Savings

Price Now

$1979 Instant $ 1579 $2149 $ $ 1749 $2699 SAVINGS $2299

400 *

36 Months

UP TO

SLEEPY’S

The Mattress Professionals®

EAST SUFFOLK SHOWROOMS EAST HAMPTON 65 Montauk Highway Route 27 (Just East of East Hampton Bowling) 631-329-0786 SOUTHAMPTON 58-60 Hampton Road (Near Aboff’s) 631-204-9371 HAMPTON BAYS 30 Montauk Highway (Hampton Bays Town Center) 631-723-1404 BRIDGEHAMPTON 2099 Montauk Highway (Opposite Bridgehampton Commons) 631-537-8147 RIVERHEAD 1440 Old Country Rd. (Waldbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-369-4297 Grand Opening RIVERHEAD 1180 Route 58 (Near Target Center) 631-727-7058 RIVERHEAD OUTLET 1199 Route 58 (Corner of Harrison Ave. - Opposite Taco Bell) 631-727-6250 #

For more information

MANHATTAN SHOWROOMS

UNION SQUARE 874 Broadway & 18th St. (Next to ABC Carpet) CHELSEA 92 7th Ave Btwn 15th & 16th (Opp Jensen Lewis) CHELSEA 777 6th Ave (26th & 27th) CHELSEA 49 West 23rd St. (Near PC Richards) CHELSEA 22 West 14th St. (Next to Dee & Dee) EAST SIDE 157 East 57th St (Btwn 3rd Ave & Lexington) EAST SIDE Platinum Plus 962 3rd Ave (Between 57th & 58th) EAST SIDE 969 Third Ave. (at 57th Street) Grand Opening FIFTH AVE 425 5th Ave & 38th St. GRAMERCY PARK 201 East 23rd St. 2nd Fl. (Nr. Zeller Tuxedo) HARLEM 65 East 125th Street (Between Park & Madison)# LOWER EAST SIDE 138 Delancey St. (Nr. Dunkin Donuts) KIPS BAY 201 E. 34th St (34th & 3rd) LEXINGTON AVE Platinum Plus 810 Lexington Ave (Btwn 62nd & 63rd) PARK AVE SOUTH 440 Park Avenue South (Btwn 29th & 30th Streets) UPPER EAST SIDE 336 East 86th St (Next to Gristede’s) UPPER EAST SIDE 337 East 86th St (Between 1st/2nd-Opp Gristede’s)# HERALD SQUARE 36 W. 34th St. (Between 5th & 6th) UPPER WEST SIDE 2080 Broadway & 72nd St (2nd Floor) Enter on Broadway UPTOWN 2581 Broadway 2nd Floor (Between 97th & 98th Streets) UPPER WEST SIDE 2330 Broadway 84th & 85th St (2nd Fl) UPPER WEST SIDE 2804 Broadway (1 Block North of Gristede’s) MIDTOWN WEST 16 W. 57th St (Betwn. 5th & 6th, Nr. Brookstone) Grand Opening SOHO 176 Ave of the Americas (Corner of Spring St) LINCOLN TUNNEL AREA 475 9th Avenue (Near. H & R Block) FIRST AVE 1115 First Avenue (Opposite Bed, Bath & Beyond) MANHATTANVILLE 166 W. 125th St. (at Adam Clayton Powell Jr. Blvd.)

CALL 1(800)SLEEPYS

Showroom Hours: Monday thru Saturday 10am to 9pm, Sunday 11am to 7pm

(753-3797)

0% Interest-Free Financing Until Sept. 2010 No Money Down

Subject to credit approval by GE Money Bank. Applies to purchases made on Sleepy’s consumer credit card account. No finance charges will be assessed on promotional purchase amt. until 36th month ("promo period"). Fixed min. monthly payments equal to 1/36th of purchase amount are required during promo period in addition to any other required min. payment. 36 mos. avail. with min. purchase of $2999, 24 mos. avail. with min. purchase of $1999, 12 mos. avail. with min. purchase of $999. 6 mos. avail. on min. purchases of $300. No finance charges will accrue on promotional purchase amt. if you pay this amt. in full by due date as shown on (6th)(12th) billing statement. If not, finance charges will accrue on promotional purchase amt. from purchase date. Min. monthly payments required. If min. monthly payment is not paid when due, all special promotional terms may be terminated. Variable APR is 23.99% as of 4/04. Fixed APR of 24.75% applies if payment is more than 30 days past due. Min. finance charge is $1.

www.sleepys.com

# Clearance Merchandise Available

Owned & Operated by the Acker Family for 4 Generations - Louis 1925, Harry 1950, David 1975, AJ 1980, Stuart 1995, Rick 2000 & Julian 2005

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 8 www.danshamptons.com

G A R D E N

S H O P

N U R S E RY

L A N D S C A P E

D E S I G N ,

B U I L D,

A N D

M A I N TA I N

Kathleen and Charlie cordially invite you to Marders 31st Annual Open House October 6,7, &8 Saturday-Monday Cookies & Cider Live Music & Fun for Family & Friends

Photograph by Daniel Gonzalez

Don’t forget to check out Country Side at the

Snake Hollow Road · Bridgehampton · 631.537.3700 marders .com

For A World Too Full of Sameness

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 9 www.danshamptons.com

20% OFF ALL UPHOLSTERY SALE

When Special Ordered

HUNDREDS OF FABRICS AVAILABLE

SALE

MITCHELL GOLD + BOB WILLIAMS, WELSEY HALL & MANY MORE

ENGLISH COUNTRY ANTIQUES & HOME FURNISHINGS

OUR ON-LINE STORE @ SHOPSHOP OUR ON-LINE STORE @

SOUTHAMPTON SOUTHAMPTON 53 NORTH SEA RD. 53 NORTH SEA RD. 631-204-0428 631-204-0428

www.ecantiques.com www.ecantiques.com

Let Us Furnish Your Home We invite you to visit our Interior Design Department W

';J '

!KHD?I>

4EKH

#EC; ;

We invite you to visit our Interior Design Department nt

BRIDGEHAMPTON BRIDGEHAMPTON SNAKE HOLLOW RD. SNAKE HOLLOW RD. 631-537-0606 631-537-0606

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 10 www.danshamptons.com

Steve’s Irrigation

Publisher & Editor in Chief: Dan Rattiner Associate Publisher & Advertising Sales Director Kathy Rae Assistant to the Publisher Joan Gray Faculty Advisor Elaine K.G. Benson Offiice Manager Christina Okula Proofreader Bob Ankerson

• Integrity • Dependable • Prompt • Residential • Commercial Free Estimates Lic./Ins.

(631) 929-1463

Display Sales Executives Anne Collins, Annemarie Davin, Lisa DeLisi, Catherine Ellams, Jean Lynch, Tom W. Ratcliffe III, Jim Smith, Maritza Smith Assistant to Sales Director Ellen Dioguardi Classified Adverttising Manager Lori Berger Classified & Web Sales Executives Kathy Camarata, Steve Daniel,Sam Pierce, Joyce Pisarra, Christina Poulos, David Santos, Richard Scalera Graphic Designer/Classified Web Coordinator Frank Coppola Coo ordinating Editor Victoria L. Cooper Features Editor Janine Cheviot Shopping Editor Maria Tennariello Assistant Editor Lauren Isenberg Wine Guide Editor Susan Whitney Simm Production Director Nicole Caruso Production Assistant Genevieve Salamone Art Director Kelly Merritt Graphic Designers Joel Rodney, Derek Wells Bookkeeper ToniAnn Esposito Accounts Receivable Jim Best Distribution Manager Thomas Swinimer Web Specialist Matt Cross Webmaster Leif Neubauer Computer Consultant Sheryl Heller Web Editor/Associate Editor David Lion Rattiner Co ontributing Writers And Editors Rich Firstenberg, Janet Berg, Roy Bradbrook, Alan Braveman, Lance Brilliantine, Patrick Christiano, TJ Clemente, Jerry Cimisi, Guy-Jean de Fraumeni, Renée Donlon, Dave Evans, Sally Flynn, Bob Gelber, Barry Gordin, Steve Haweeli, Ken Kindler, Ed Koch, Julia Nasser, Silvia Lehrer, Sabrina C. Mashburn, Christian McLean, Betty Paraskevas, Jan Silver, Robin Feman, David Stoll, Diane Strecker, Maria Tennariello, Debbie Tuma, Marion Wolberg Weiss, Emily J Weitz, Joan Zandell Contributing Artists And Photographers David Charney, Kimberly Goff, Barry Gordin, Geir Magnusson, Christian McLean, Katlean de Monchy, Richard Lewin, Leslie Paul, Michael Paraskevas, Ginger Propper, Kathy Rae, Tom W. Ratcliffe III Dan’s Advisory Board Theodore Kheel, Chairman, Richard Adler Ken Auletta, Barbaralee Diamonstein-Spielvogel Avery Corman, Frazer Dougherty, Dallas Ernst Audrey Flack, Billy Joel, Roy Scheider John Roland, Mort Zuckerman

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 11 www.danshamptons.com

The Fed Has Acted !

6HSWHPEHU

7KH )HG KDV ÂżQDOO\ VWDUWHG D UDWH FXWWLQJ F\FOH ZLWK D KDOI SRLQW UHGXFWLRQ LQ WKH )HG )XQGV UDWH GRZQ WR IURP 7KH UDWH FXW ZDV GRQH WR KHOS IRUHVWDOO VRPH RI WKH DGYHUVH HIIHFWV RQ WKH EURDGHU HFRQRP\ WKDW PLJKW KDYH RWKHUZLVH DULVHQ IURP WKH GLVUXSWLRQ LQ ÂżQDQFLDO PDUNHWV DQG WR SURPRWH PRGHUDWH JURZWK RYHU WLPH 7KH PDUNHW WRRN WKLV WR PHDQ WKDW WKH )HG ZLOO WDNH DOO QHFHVVDU\ VWHSV LQ WHUPV RI UDWH FXWV WR WU\ WR SUHYHQW D SRVVLEOH UHFHVVLRQ DV ORQJ DV LQĂ&#x20AC;DWLRQ UHPDLQV LQ FKHFN

So what does this mean for mortgage rates? 7KH LPPHGLDWH EHQHÂżFLDULHV DUH DOO ERUURZHUV ZKR KDYH KRPH HTXLW\ ORDQV Âą ZLWK WKH )HG )XQGV UDWH FXW WKH 3ULPH UDWH KDV DOVR GURSSHG KDOI D SRLQW WR IURP 7KHUHIRUH DOO KRPH HTXLW\ ORDQ UDWHV KDYH GURSSHG E\ WKH VDPH KDOI SHUFHQW &HUWDLQO\ JRRG QHZV )LUVW 0RUWJDJH UDWHV KRZHYHU KDYH QRW JRWWHQ WKH VDPH LPPHGLDWH UHOLHI :LWK FRQFHUQV RYHU WKH LQĂ&#x20AC;DWLRQDU\ HIIHFWV RI WKH )HG PRYH WKH %RQG 0DUNHW KDV DFWXDOO\ JRQH WKH RSSRVLWH GLUHFWLRQ ZLWK \LHOGV RQ WKH <HDU 7UHDVXU\ RYHU 6R LWÂśV EDFN WR GDWD ZDWFKLQJ DQG LI WKH HFRQRPLF GDWD FRQWLQXHV WR SURGXFH ZHDNHU WKDQ H[SHFWHG QXPEHUV ZH VKRXOG KRSHIXOO\ VRRQ ÂżQG UHOLHI LQ )LUVW 0RUWJDJH UDWHV 7KLV ZHHN KDV SURGXFHG D PL[HG EDJ RI GDWD Âą D ERQG IULHQGO\ FRQVXPHU LQĂ&#x20AC;DWLRQ ÂżJXUH DQG ZHDNHU QDWLRQDO KRXVLQJ VWDUWV VKRXOG KHOS WR KRSHIXOO\ WXUQ WKLV DURXQG %LOO *URVV PDQDJHU RI WKH ZRUOGÂśV ELJJHVW ERQG IXQG 3,0&2 SUHGLFWV WKDW WKH )HG )XQGV UDWH ZLOO JR GRZQ WR ZKLFK ZLOO SURGXFH ORZHU UDWHV LQ WKH PRQWKV WR FRPH 86 *'3 LV H[SHFWHG WR VORZ WR RYHU WKH QH[W PRQWKV Âł,I WKDW LV WKH FDVH WKH )HG KDV WR VWDUW QRZ DQG VLJQLÂżFDQWO\ LQ WKHLU GRZQZDUG WUHNÂ´ *URVV VDLG )URP KLV PRXWK WR WKH %RQG 0DUNHWÂśV HDUV ,I WKLV GRHV RFFXU WKHUH LV OLJKW DW WKH HQG RI WKH UDWH WXQQHO Âą ZH MXVW QHHG WR NHHS RQ GULYLQJ

Melissa L. Cohn President/CEO The Manhattan Mortgage Company

P.S. An interesting comment on the markets... 5HFDS RI -LP &UDPHUÂśV FRPPHQWV RQ :DOO 6WUHHW &RQÂżGHQWLDO :HGQHVGD\ 6HSWHPEHU Moving on to New York Real Estate, Cramer says business is booming and recommends private player Manhattan Mortgage, which is for those who need a mortgage over $1 million. The New York Market is different from that of the rest of the country because â&#x20AC;&#x153;You have a tight bid-ask, you have foreign buyers who are the marginal buyers, and you have no new construction,â&#x20AC;? while in other cities, there is excessive construction, no new buyers and buyers paying half of what the property is actually worth. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unfathomable how much different Manhattan is from the rest of the country,â&#x20AC;? Cramer said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a tale of two cities. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New York City and then itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the rest of the country.â&#x20AC;?

Named Top Mortgage Originator for 11 Years in a Row

Let us bring you home. www.ManhattanMortgage.com â&#x20AC;˘ Manhattan (212) 593-4343 â&#x20AC;˘ Bridgehampton (631) 537-7765 â&#x20AC;˘ Brooklyn (718) 596-6425 â&#x20AC;˘ Connecticut (888) 593-4343 â&#x20AC;˘ Croton-on-Hudson (914) 271-3540 â&#x20AC;˘ East Hampton (631) 324-1555 â&#x20AC;˘ Jericho (516) 937-5555 â&#x20AC;˘ North Carolina (704) 660-0029 â&#x20AC;˘ Palm Beach (561) 832-4380 â&#x20AC;˘ Rye (914) 967-0094 â&#x20AC;˘ Southampton (631) 283-6660 â&#x20AC;˘ Upper Montclair (973) 744-3149 â&#x20AC;˘ Vermont (802) 875-2288 â&#x20AC;˘ Westhampton (631) 288-4555 REGISTERED MORTGAGE BROKER - NYS BANKING DEPARTMENT/ALL LOANS ARRANGED THROUGH 3RD PARTY LENDERS Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE LENDER/BROKER - CT DEPARTMENT OF BANKING Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE LENDER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; NJ DEPARTMENT OF BANKING AND INSURANCE/ALL LOANS ARRANGED THROUGH 3RD PARTY PROVIDERS Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE BROKER MB 2274 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; MA DEPARTMENT OF BANKING/WE ARRANGE BUT DO NOT MAKE LOANS Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE BROKER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; VT DEPARTMENT OF BANKING Âˇ CORRESPONDENT MORTGAGE LENDER - FL DEPARTMENT OF FINANCIAL SERVICES Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE BROKER AS TMMC MORTGAGES UNDER CA FINANCE LENDERS LAW Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE BROKER AS TMMC MORTGAGES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; NH BANKING DEPARTMENT Âˇ LICENSED MORTGAGE BROKER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; NC COMMISSIONER OF BANKS Âˇ RESIDENTIAL MORTGAGE LICENSEE â&#x20AC;&#x201C; IL DEPARTMENT OF FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL REGULATION DIVISION OF BANKING

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 12 www.danshamptons.com

l en z ME RLOT tradition off excellence BLIND D TASTING G RESULTS 2001 Lenz “Old Vines” Merlot 2001 Château Pétrus

90.7 89.5

THE E TASTERS David Rosengarten – world renowned expert in food, wine & culinary arts Mary Ewing Mulligan – Master of Wine; President, International Wine Center Ray Isle, Senior Wine Editor, Food & Wine James Rodewald, Wine Editor, Gourmet Steven Kolpan, Professor of Wine Studies at Culinary Institute of America Jason Miller, Wine Director at Picholine, New York City Susan Wine, Owner, Vintage New York Michael Braverman, Wine Columnist of "Uncorked," East Hampton Star Lisa Granik, Master of Wine WHERE The New York Yacht Club WHEN March 15, 2006 Complete results available at www.lenzwine.com.

20011 old d viness merlot available for tasting at The Lenz Winery

Open daily from 10am - 6pm. Main Road (Route 25)

Peconic, North Fork of Long Island

631.734.6010

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 13 www.danshamptons.com

TV weather map circa 1950 — the September 11 forecast

The Good Old Days Remember When the First Snowstorms Hit Here in September? By Dan Rattiner If there is ever proof needed about the existence of global warming, one need not look any further than the changes in the weather that have taken place here in September during the last half-century. Today, September in the Hamptons is little different than August. You get temperatures in the 80s and sometimes even in the 90s — September 19 was such a day — and there are balmy breezes and tons of people enjoying themselves on the ocean beaches. It is not until the second or third week in October that it finally begins to cool down. The snows of winter don’t come until December. Compare what we have today with the weather we had in the Hamptons in the 1950s. Who can forget the summer people hurrying to get out of the Hamptons on Labor Day weekend to beat the first of the winter’s snowstorms? The storms would come within ten days after Labor Day back then. From the closets of the year-rounders, out would come the scarves and mittens, the skates and snow shovels, the snowplows, the hockey sticks and sleds and the snowshoes. The huge snowdrifts sometimes drifted so high that people were unable to get out of their houses without climbing out a win-

dow from the second floor. Only cars and trucks with heavy chains wrapped around their tires were allowed on the roads — it was the law. We didn’t have snow tires in those days. As for the summer people, they had to get their kids to school at Choate, Brearley or Chapin in the city for the first day of classes on September 7, and they did not have vehicles up for the task of driving in blizzard weather. The

not getting out while the getting was good. In those circumstances, the county erected EVACUATION ROUTE signs all along the Montauk Highway pointing west that you can still see today, not because the summer people didn’t know which way was New York City, but because those families who waited until the last minute were often so panicked and crazed that they would lose their bearings trying to get out of here. When a big oil baron, his chauffeur and wife and kids were found frozen in their limousine by the side of Hill Street in Southampton after a storm in September of 1949, the county knew it had to take action. And so came the signs. The locals were used to the sudden change of the weather right after Labor Day, of course. They’d chuckle when they watched the summer people in their wild states, sometimes with the women still wearing the curlers in their hair and the children still in their bathing suits, weaving all over the road fighting to beat the early snowflakes and get ahead of the other summer people just in front of them. After a day or two, everything would go quiet and the locals could walk around and enjoy shopping in the stores and they would have

The huge snowdrifts sometimes drifted so high that people were unable to get out of their houses. summer people drove BMWs and Bentleys and Ferraris and Mercedes and other European cars, just as they do today, all fine automobiles but none created to handle the heavy winters here in America. Also, the summer people lived in big summer “cottages” that were famously not heated. So these families knew they would freeze to death if they stayed even a few days after Labor Day. So they were terrified about

(continued on page 16)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 14 www.danshamptons.com

M.H. Lynn Says

South O’ the Highway

"What is important in selecting an elevator?" 1 - Whose Equipment? CEMCO Lift Division of Otis Elevator ... still #1 in the world.

(and the North too)

2 - Who’s Installing? All-Ways Elevator... known for excellence.

Call M. H. Lynn Inc / All-Ways Elevator Morty 631-204- 9157 • Richie 631-486-2805

MEMORIAL OBSERVANCE & KADDISH RECITAL 1-631-287-2249 Chabad of Southampton Jewish Center

In n The e Hamptonss It’s...

www. P IANO B ARN .com

HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEED GROOMING FOOD EMPORIUM • BOUTIQUE PET SUPPLIES

Open 7 Days a Week

Buy, Sell, Rent,Tune, Move Fall Piano Rentals Yamaha, Steinway, & More New/Used • Rent To Own Expert Moving & Storage CD Player Pianos Complete Restoration Sound Equipment Rentals

ce Sin 6! 7 19 Call Mike 24 Hours

Fi Tunne ing

726-4640

Showroom Open Sat 12-4/Daily by Appt.

Montuak Hwy.,Watermill NY 11976

Save Sag Harbor’s upcoming October 7 benefit will be held at the Old Whaler’s Church on Union Street in Sag Harbor. For $50 a ticket, the public is invited to the party where food and drink will be served and Alexa Ray Joel will perform, and participants can vent their displeasure at CVS Pharmacy’s attempts to ruin the town. The Benefit Committee for the event sounds like a guest list for some of the summer’s best bashes, with Kelly Ripa, Ken Auletta, Christie Brinkley, Carl and Christine Bernstein, Jane and Jimmy Buffet, Chuck and Leslie Close, E.L. and Helen Doctorow, Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi, Ina Garten, April Gornik and Eric Fischl, Mia Grosjean, Billy Joel, Donna Karan, and Russell Simmons all on the list. * * * Christie Brinkley opened her private beachfront Water Mill cottage to the New York Post’s Page Six Magazine last week. The home was on the market last spring for nearly $8 million, but Brinkley quickly pulled it after spending another night in there. In the accompanying article, Brinkley says, “scaling down is the trend. I think that big houses are passé.” The model/mogul also recently acquired a 2.6-acre North Haven residence for $11 million and put her Bridgehampton mansion on the market. * * * Globetrotters Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are rumored to be bringing their multicultural family to a home in Manhattan. The tabloid-targeted twosome was seen shopping for a New York City pad and may soon be sporting a Hamptons summer home as well. * * * The annual Hamptons vs. NYC Corcoran Softball Challenge Cup takes place this Saturday, September 29 at Flying Point Field in Southampton. The important real estate agency pit its East End power players against its New York City agents for the viewing pleasure of the public who have been coaxed by at least one of them into buying a high-priced home. * * * One time Hamptons bad boy Norman Mailer is now taking his contemporary creative nonfiction style to the serious subject of God, writing an upcoming book titled On God. Meanwhile, Mailer’s wife, Norris Church, just launched her first novel, Cheap Diamonds, with a party in friend Diane Fisher’s Manhattan penthouse. Editing power players Nan and Gay Talese were in attendance and partying. * * * Southampton socialite Denise Rich is throwing the Angel Ball on October 29 at the Marriot Marquis in midtown Manhattan to (continued on page 35)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 15 www.danshamptons.com

Announcing the Upcoming Show Tours Lineup… Charleston, Beaufort and Savannah – Sat.-Fri., Oct. 13th-19th (seven day tour) $1,595 pp./do. You will see hundreds of preserved colonial and antebellum buildings and see the site of the opening battle of the American Civil War. Visit the Magnolia Plantation and gardens and enjoy a dinner cruise on Charleston Harbor. Stay at the award winning Mulberry Inn, which is within walking distance to the beautiful shops on River Street in Savannah. Of course, there is much more in store for you. Wine Tasting on the North Fork – “A Taste of Fall” – Thurs., Oct. 25th $75 pp. It gives Hampton Jitney great pleasure to offer you this North Fork Winery Tour excursion. You will have some wine tasting experiences at Pindar, Lenz and Martha Clara Vineyards, enjoy waterfront dining (lunch) at the Soundview restaurant in Greenport, stop at Krupski’s Farm Stand & Briermere’s Farm and Bakery. Atlantic City Overnight at the Trump Plaza – Thurs., Nov. 1st – Fri., Nov. 2nd - $161 pp./do. Enjoy the glitter and excitement of Atlantic City with an overnight trip to the famed Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino (centrally located on the Boardwalk). $10.00 in coins bonus package included. CT Cracker Barrel, Christmas Tree Shop One Day Shopping Extravaganza – Sat., Nov. 3rd and Fri., Nov. 9th Enjoy holiday shopping at its best. We will make a meal stop (on your own) with shopping opportunities at Cracker Barrel, which has lovely nostalgic gifts, toys, candles, candy, housewares and more. Then, the Christmas Tree Shop, which just can’t be beat for their variety of merchandise and bargains. There is also a Yankee Candle store and Julia’s Bakery at the plaza (you may wish to pick up one of their wonderful sandwiches for your ride home). Washington, DC – Red, White & Blue Tour – Fri.-Mon., Nov. 9th-12th (four day tour) - $695 pp./do. Hampton Jitney is pleased to offer this trip where you will come away with a sense of patriotism and gratitude for the magnificent country in which we live. Visit the National Museum of the American Indian, the brand new Madame Tussaud’s Washington, DC wax museum, Marine Corps Museum, all the major sites and a brunch cruise on the Potomac River!

Early Vermont Christmas at The Middlebury Inn – Mon.Wed., Dec. 3rd-5th (three day tour) - $409 pp./do. This is a special time of year to get away from it all. Come and enjoy the beauty of Vermont and The Middlebury Inn’s warm hospitality during the holiday season. Lancaster, PA Two Day Holiday Tour – Thurs.-Fri., Dec. 6th-7th $315 pp./do. Stay at the Park Plaza Hotel and enjoy a fun-filled two day journey in Lancaster, PA. You will see two wonderful shows, one at the American Music Theatre and the “Miracle of Christmas” at the Sight & Sound Millennium Theatre. 19th Century Christmas Celebration Killington and Woodstock Vermont – Fri.-Sun., Dec., 7th-9th (three day tour) – $425 pp./do. A very special tour for a very special time of year. You will see the spectacular Festival of Trees, (themed trees beautifully decorated for the holidays by local residents and businesses); you’ll ride in a horse drawn wagon to start out Wassail Day; attend the Historic Town Hall Theatre in Woodstock for a special performance, have a visit from Santa and so very much more! Radio City Music Hall Christmas Show – Orchestra Tickets – Tues., Dec. 11th & Thurs., Dec. 13th – $150 pp. (lunches included) and Sun., Dec. 16th – $149 pp. (time on your own/lunch not included) This year celebrates 75 Years of Christmas Spectaculars! The show has exciting twists on cherished traditions plus 40 show-stopping minutes of brand new scenes; three new dazzling Rockette numbers, a winter blizzard and the all meaningful and poignant story about the magic and warmth of Christmas. Cirque du Soleil “Wintuk” - A Winter’s Tale – Wed., Dec. 19th and Thurs., Jan. 3rd – $160 pp. An enchanting Winter’s tale about a young boys quest to find snow. He interacts with an extraordinary cast of high-energy urban street characters, including acrobats, dancers and talking marionettes. The show is a playful musical with breathtaking theatrical effects and memorable songs into a meaningful seasonal story that resonates with the whole family.

Disney’s High School Musical: THE ICE TOUR – Saturday – Nov. 17th – $70 pp. THE HOTTEST PHENOMENON IS NOW ON ICE! The one and only live fusion of songs, dance and team-spirited fun inspired by the smash hit original movie and this summer’s highly anticipated “High School Musical 2.” Celebrate the sounds, the songs, the bop and the pop in this all-new ice show starring a cast of worldclass skaters. “Mamma Mia” – Orchestra Tickets – Wed., Nov. 28th - $160 pp. Mamma Mia! is the story of a single mother coping with her young daughter’s marriage on a picturesque Greek isle. The infectious music of ABBA provides the framework for a romp through the preparations of an unusual wedding. Among the songs are such familiar ‘70s staples as “Dancing Queen,” “Knowing Me, Knowing You,” “S.O.S.,” “Take a Chance on Me” and “The Winner Takes It All.

“The Little Mermaid” – Orchestra Tickets – Wed., Dec. 19th - $175 pp. Based on one of the most beloved Disney films of all time and the classic Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale, The Little Mermaid is the sparkling new Disney musical that’s poised to make a splash on Broadway. Some of Disney’s most popular songs are featured in the show - including “Part of Your World,” “Kiss the Girl,” and the Academy Award®-winning Best Original Song, “Under the Sea”. “Handel’s Messiah” – New York Philharmonic at Lincoln Center – Orchestra Tickets – Fri., Dec. 21st – $155 pp. The Messiah has become one of the most renowned pieces of English sacred music. We will be honored with the extraordinary talent of the New York Philharmonic and the beautiful setting at Lincoln Center while we experience George Frederic Handel’s masterpiece.

CALL FOR PACKAGE DETAILS – Hampton Jitney provides professional drivers, escorts and deluxe round-trip transportation for all tours.

We also offer trips to Foxwoods Resort Casino, customized tours and charters for any group and more.

631-283-4600 or 212-362-8400 Call extension 343 to reach our Southampton Call extensions 328/329 to reach our Greenport

Visit us online at

office; office.

www.hamptonjitney.com

for the most complete list and details of all Hampton Jitney tours and shows. North Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: Greenport, Southold, Cutchogue, Mattituck, Jamesport, Aquebogue, Riverhead, Farmingville, Melville Marriott.

Hampton Jitne y is open 24 hour s a day for information & reservations th rough our online we bsite reservati on and Value Pack order syste m. Make your travel reservations qu ickly and accura tely, then place a secure order for your Value Pack Ticket Bo ok.

JITNEY and AMBASSADOR CLASS Value Pack Ticket Books Are Now Available for Both the Hamptons and North Fork Service! Multi-ticket books at discount prices. Call or go online to purchase.

South Fork pick-up and drop-off locations are as follows: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Hampton Bays, Westhampton, Farmingville, Huntington.

Show tour reservations are accepted only with payment at the time of booking: credit card by phone, cash or check at HJ reservation desk in the Omni lobby. Credit card sales are processed at the time of the reservation. Cancellations will be accepted on a conditional basis – we will attempt to resell the seats, but do not guarantee to do so; if not resold, the customer is still obligated to pay for the non-sold/non-cancelable parts of the package. Any change, refund or cancellation will incur a $15 per person service charge.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 16 www.danshamptons.com

THE LITTLE BENCH THAT CAME BACK TO THE EAST END By Dan Rattiner There were many tragedies on 9/11. But there were also instances of great heroism. Perhaps the most amazing of these acts was the struggle that took place on board United Airlines Flight 93 on its way from Newark to San Francisco. Terrorists had threatened the passengers, broken into the cockpit while flying over Pennsylvania, killed the pilots and began to fly the plane themselves. The passengers noticed the plane turning around. In fact, United 93 was headed for Washington, DC, where the terrorists planned to plow it into the White House. The passengers, guarded by terrorists armed with guns and knives, now began to hunch down in their seats and, unnoticed, call friends and family to tell them of their plight. On the phone, they learned the shocking news that other planes, also hijacked by terrorists, had already ripped through three other buildings in Washington and New York. Apparently, this one was destined to go there, too. Unless they

Remember

could stop it. And so the rebellion began. The unarmed passengers overpowered their guards, fought their way into the cockpit and, in the struggle that followed, caused United 93 to pitch forward and head nose down, straight into a farm field near the town of Shanksville where it exploded and burned. All on board, more than a hundred people, died so that others could live. The next week, people here on the East End were saddened to learn that among the passengers on United 93 was Linda Gronlund, a popular local girl who grew up in Sag Harbor. She graduated LIU Southampton in 1976 Magna Cum Laude and her father ran the Gronlund Clothing Store on Bay Street. At the time of the crash, she was working for IBM. In the years that followed 9/11, a bayfront park in Sag Harbor was renamed after her. And in 2004, the Alumni Association of LIU Southampton College took up a collection from its membership to buy a park bench bearing a plaque with Ms. Gronlund’s name on it.

Arrangements were made to place it on campus in front of Abney Peak, a small historic building located next to the Administration Building. Sitting on the park bench, you would look out at the college windmill, the trademark of the University. One year later, in a shocking development, LIU announced that they were closing Southampton College and putting the college campus up for sale. They were pulling out. The land, all 81 acres of it, would be sold to the highest bidder. About six months after that, Mrs. Doris Gronlund, drove over to the college to look at the memorial to her daughter, but found that it wasn’t there anymore. She spoke to one of the administrators. “We’re leaving,” she was told. “Things are being moved to one of our three other campuses. I guessed somebody must have moved your bench somewhere.” Mrs. Gronlund called Alan Michael

nity in the Hamptons — Montauk, East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Hampton Bays and Westhampton Beach — would assemble in the park to compete. Each town had its own banners and matching color scarves and uniforms. And the winning team would get the Snowball Cup. Then, everybody would repair to one of the taverns in that town

for an apple cider and to watch the final two weeks of baseball season on the 6-inch black and white TV behind the bar. Who can forget those days? Now gone, all gone. The women, of course, stayed home and cooked and cleaned and had babies. This was before Women’s Lib. The 1956 Olympic Winter Games were held in Bridgehampton that September. The Swiss won most of the medals. Remains of the big ski jump can still be found north of that town where the Bridge Golf Course is today. By October, Agawam Park in Southampton and Town Pond in East Hampton were frozen over. The iceboats plied at speeds up to seventy miles per hour across Mecox Bay. Snowmobiles — yes they were invented in the Hampton in the 1950s at the Bulova Watch Factory in Sag Harbor — roared through the woods of Northwest. And the artists in Springs spent the end of the month building thirty-foot tall ice castles that stayed frozen all the way to the judging that took place on Halloween. Jackson Pollock led the design team for a winner one year. By the end of October, the entire Atlantic Ocean had frozen over. Incidentally, you may know that the worst storm ever in history to hit the Hamptons was the Hurricane of 1938, which roared through on September 23 that year. What you didn’t know was that this hurricane, coming up from the Caribbean with its tropical temperatures and hot torrents of rain, arrived here in September — the hurricane season ended in mid-August back then — and was so late that it ran into the snowstorms and the 10 foot blanket of snow that had settled over the area, and in an hour melted every bit of it. The subsequent flooding turned Montauk into an island and flooded the downtowns of Westhampton Beach and Southampton so badly that the next day the dead victims had to be picked up in rowboats. • Those were the days.

(continued on page 37)

(continued from page 13)

ample time to put the chains on their cars and trucks and the big steel snowplow blades on the front as they prepared for the upcoming blizzards. The highlight of September, back then, was the merry snowball fights held every Saturday and Sunday in Mashashimuet Park in Sag Harbor. Young men representing each commu-

We go back to school every time we graduate. Last year our service staff spent more than 200 hours in school. Some went to burner repair classes, others went to technical school and others attended advanced heating equipment seminars. At Quogue Sinclair, we never stop training and we never stop improving our service skills. In the heating oil business, quality service is what sets Quogue Sinclair apart. That’s why we’ve invested in service vehicles that are radio dispatched, equipped with GPS routing, and fully supplied with critical parts. In short, Quogue Sinclair is ready to meet your needs. So call Quogue Sinclair to set up a maintenance program so that your heating system runs efficiently. We can install a QS emergency warning system that will let us know if your heating equipment has failed or needs repair.When you’re away, QS will make sure that your heat stays on. So, if you want the best oil company service on Eastern Long Island, call Quogue Sinclair. We’re constantly studying the science of home heating, so you don’t have to.

QUOGUE SINCLAIR FUEL, INC.

631-728-1066

Family Owned and Operated for Over 53 Years

161 West Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 17 www.danshamptons.com

The Mountain Riverhead Community to Include Indoor Skiing and Ice Skating By Dan Rattiner Last Thursday, by a vote of 4 to 1, the Riverhead Town Board approved what will be the largest single structure ever built on Long Island. It will be the centerpiece of the 3,500 acres that used to be the Grumman warplane factory and airport complex, which has been abandoned for the last ten years and which Grumman, before leaving, gave to the Town of Riverhead for one dollar. (Grumman also sold for one dollar the beautiful old carousel that the employees used to use for family picnics on the property. They sold it to the Village of Greenport. That merrygo-round is now the centerpiece of that village, right on the waterfront.) A firm called Riverhead Resorts will pay the Town of Riverhead $155 million for just 755 acres of the former 3,500acre site where they intend to build this huge structure. Some of the balance of the land has also been leased or sold for millions of dollars to some software and other high-tech businesses that intend to build office buildings in the industrial park section of the land. And there is still more land to be allocated as well. This has been quite a real estate bargain. It cost them a dollar. Before they are done, Riverhead will have sold off this property to be

used as they have planned for approximately $300 million. Not too shabby. “With this sale to Riverhead Resorts now approved,” said longtime Town Board member Philip J. Cardinale, “we can now retire the entire town debt and still have $100 million left over.” Riverhead Resorts had, of course, presented a scale model of the 755-acre site to the Town to show what they intended to do before the

Meanwhile, around the lake, there will be nine separate “theme” resorts. I think you know where I am going with this. The 35 story tall mountain, in existence where there was no mountain before, will be made from land that will be excavated in order to dig the lake. From the little alpine village, one will see that it is dotted with grassland, meadows and forests — not really fit for skiing on. However, this mountain will be hollow. It will be covered with roofing material, which will be covered with greenery. Inside, in the hollowed out part, air conditioners will reduce temperatures to 20 degrees F. Artificial hardpack snow will be spread around. There will be ski jumps and ski runs. You know the drill. You’ve seen pictures of these ski resorts in such unlikely places as Dubai, Shanghai and Australia. Well, this one will be bigger than any of those. In the end, after more than a decade of construction, it is expected that this project will have a value in the billions of dollars. Riverhead Resorts, which won the right to build this enormous project, is a joint venture of five large European firms who have built resort projects such as this all around the world.

You’ve seen pictures of these ski resorts in such unlikely places such as Dubai. Well, this one will be bigger than any of those. Town agreed to the sale. The scale model shows a 35 story tall mountain, an adjacent wilderness resort, a 90-acre lake, numerous hotels, a convention center and apartments and condos that can only be described as a small Alpine town, as yet unnamed. It will have a Main Street and shops on both sides. And because of the mountain, many of the shops, or shoppes, will sell ski equipment.

(continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 18 www.danshamptons.com

Mountain

(continued from previous page)

(Three years ago, when Riverhead announced that they would accept bids for this 755-acre “recreation” part of the land, the idea of a ski mountain was proposed by a Scottish developer named Tom Stewart, who, it soon turned out, did not have the $100 million in reserve that he said he did. But after he retired from the bidding, others more comfortably backed came in to make the idea of this ski mountain a viable entry.) During the first year of the bidding, Riverhead Resorts had four different competitors interested in the land. By last year, it came down to only one other competitor. That was a project called Epcal Center, backed by a consortium of several Long Island developers, including Charles Wang, formerly of Computer Associates and now a co-partner in the reconstruction of the Nassau Coliseum, and the Petrocelli Family, the developers of the wildly successful Atlantis Marine World aquarium on Riverhead’s Main Street. By April of this year, each of these two remaining entries had offered to buy the 755 acres for $125 million. Epcal Center’s project was completely different. The Epcal team presented a scale model of the 755 acres that showed the land mountainfree. Instead, the centerpiece of their project, initially, was an 80,000 seat racetrack stadium that would feature racing cars such as those you might find at Daytona or Indianapolis, and a huge equestrian center that would offer horse racing, horse shows, jumping and horse breeding facilities and a looping motorway

around the project for antique and classic car enthusiasts. It would also have a shopping center, apartments, condos and a lake. (After worries about noise were made public, Epcal reduced the size of the planned stadium to 10,000 seats.) The Riverhead Town Board, after duly noting that both projects would be built exactly where the old Grumman fighter jet airport runway was, voted 4 to 1 for the Europeans. * * * Riverhead, from 1880 to 1970, was the largest and most prosperous town on eastern Long Island. Because of its geographic location

in the very center of Suffolk County, it had been named the county seat. The County Courthouses, Legislative and Executive buildings were built here. The county jail was also built here. And because of its location at the headwaters of Peconic Bay and at the terminus of the Peconic River, which feeds into the bay, it became a transportation center for the East End. The biggest boost came in the 1880s when the railroad came through. And so for the next 90 years, the town thrived mightily. In the 1960s, however, the control of the County was wrestled westward toward Nassau County as the result of the passage of the oneman one vote law. Soon there were pressures to move all the civic buildings out of Riverhead. In the end, they compromised. Three quarters of the county seat buildings moved to a campus in Hauppauge. The rest remained in Riverhead. Next came the superhighways, which caused the collapse of the railroads. And then came the collapse of farming, specifically potato farming. The final blow was the loss of Grumman, the largest employer on Long Island at the time. It merged with Northrop, moved to Texas and California and all but abandoned Long Island. It is fair to say that an entire generation in Riverhead grew up here in a depressed area that included the abandonment of almost half of Main Street’s buildings, the abandonment of many houses in town and a precipitous decline (continued on page 30)

We Help Keep Eastern Long Island Shining Bright! We are Eastern Long Island’s Leader in Quality Electrical Work. From Outdoor/InDoor Lighting, to Smart Home Technology, Phone Systems and Home Entertainment Systems, No One Beats The Experts At OCEAN ELECTRIC.

Ray Smith & Associates, Inc.

One Call Does It All!

631 · 287 · 6100 Southampton, New York www.raysmithassociates.com

Think of Us For All of Your Residential, Commercial and Industrial Electrical Needs. East Hampton:

631-324-6060

Tree and Plant Health Care Landscape Design & Installation

Southampton:

631-287-6060

visit us online: www.oceanelectric.net

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 19 www.danshamptons.com

Ed Saurenman and, at the stick, David Lion Rattiner!

Dan Rattiner in the pilot’s seat safely. He never went up.

Here comes David Lion Rattiner

There goes David Lion Rattiner

In the Cockpit You’ll Never Get Me Up in One of Those Things, Never, Never By Dan Rattiner As I write this, my 25-year-old son David is up above the Hamptons in a little red biplane doing spins and dives and barrel rolls, and then corkscrew turns downward with white smoke trailing behind him only to pull out at the last minute upside down. Perhaps you saw him. It is me that is responsible for him doing this. It all came about because last Saturday my girlfriend and I attended Fun Day at East Hampton Airport. There were antique automobiles, airplanes from the 1920s — some were little more than flying bicycles — peo-

ple selling souvenirs and snow cones and jams and jellies and a whole lot of other fun. Perhaps the highlight of the day, for me anyway, was when I was coaxed into the cockpit of a little red acrobatic plane with shiny biplane wings that was sitting on the runway not moving, but looking very cute. “Would you like to sit in the cockpit?” Bruno Shreck had asked me a few minutes before. “I can get the owner. She’s a stunt pilot. And this is her airplane.” “Sure,” I said. I wasn’t thinking clearly. The owner, a young, pretty woman, came over and we shook hands and she introduced me to her husband, who is a test pilot. Then

she introduced me to the plane, which she said was a Pitts S-2c, a little red biplane about 19-feet-long that had been built especially for stunt flying about ten years ago. “This is Dan from Dan’s Papers,” Bruno said by way of introduction. “Everybody reads Dan’s Papers.” Birdie Saurenman — for that was her name — swung open the clear plastic bubble cockpit and showed me where to step on the wing in order to swing my leg over into the rear of two cockpits. Soon, I was sitting comfortably in the seat. “All the instruments are in here,” I said. (continued on the next page)

WHOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHH

DAREDEVILS By David Lion Rattiner Most people would get nervous knowing they have to put on a parachute in order to safely ride as a passenger in a stunt plane the size of a small red car. I am no exception. I was

nervous as hell while Eddie, my stunt pilot for the day at East Hampton Airport, rigged me up. “Okay, so in case something happens, you pull the cord like this,” he said, motioning with his arms, extending them out. “Okay, I think I got it.” Eddie’s wife Birdie began to strap me inside of the cockpit, which was basically a hole in the front of the plane that had an altimeter, a speedometer, a stick and a throttle. “You’re gonna have a great time,” she said with a smile. “We’ll do a bit of upside down flying, some loops and a couple of rolls if it’s alright with

you. Hopefully you won’t throw up,” Eddie drawled. Thank God he’s from the South, I thought. Being around a pilot with a southern accent is comforting to me for some reason. It’s like being with a chef that has an Italian accent. “Well, as they say in Top Gun, let’s kick the tires and light the fires!” Eddie grinned with joy as he peered out of the back cockpit looking kind of like a groundhog with a mesh hat on popping out of the ground. He put on his goggles and I put on my headset. I felt like I was in a cartoon. (continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 20 www.danshamptons.com

Whooeeaahh

(continued from previous page)

In less then five seconds, we were airborne and we could see all of East Hampton on this perfectly clear day. Eddie was a real philosopher about this, “It sure is nice to breathe some fresh air ain’t it? Isn’t this just beautiful?”

Cockpit

“It sure is,” I said over the headset with a fake southern accent. It just naturally happened. Less than a hundred feet away was Bruno Schreck, who was flying his Cessna aircraft directly in front and to the right of us. We were

in a classic military formation and, in midair, seeing another plane this close was surreal. “Don’t get caught in his jet wash,” I said over the radio, which received a couple of laughs. I started to get really into what was going on.

I was recalling a time twenty years ago when some people had opened a parasailing business on Mecox Beach. I still shiver when I think about this. They got me down there. They got me to sit on this little wooden plank suspended by rope from a kite overhead and they told me to hold on. “I am deathly afraid of heights,” I told them. “It’s okay if I sit on this, but…” “We’ll just take you up maybe six feet,” the owner said. “Biff? Send him up!” It was just so horrible. I can hardly write about it. There I was, sitting on a plank two hundred feet up in the air, with no seatbelt or harness, grasping the ropes on either side with my hands, screaming get me down, get me down and they’re laughing and laughing. I was that close to sliding off and falling down onto the sand and dying. Even today, writing about this sends shivers through me. I’ll be right back. Okay. I’m back. But I can’t write about that anymore. So they got me down. “That wasn’t so bad was it?” they asked. So they took this picture of me in the cockpit. So I got out of this one. It was a close call.

But Schreck was not done. The next day I got an email from him. “In case you change your mind about taking a ride, just call me,” he wrote. He gave me his number in the email. “They could do it tomorrow afternoon.” I wrote back, “Maybe my son would be interested in this.” I gave him David’s email and phone number. The next day, he wrote again. What is wrong with these people? “Birdie and her husband Ed have agreed that if you want to go up anytime before they leave the area after this weekend, just give them a call. So here’s their number.” And so he left that, too. That night, David and his girlfriend Erika were at my house. They cooked. “I thought you might like to ride in a stunt plane,” I said. “I’ve already been in touch with them. We’re going up tomorrow,” he said, very nonchalantly. “You want a lot of lamb stew or a little?” So that was last night. Anybody seen David today? •

(continued on page 28)

(continued from previous page)

“Why aren’t they in the front cockpit?” “The front cockpit is a passenger cockpit. It’s exactly at the center of gravity of the plane so it doesn’t effect the balance.” “That’s a good thing,” I said. “Would you like her to take you up?” Bruno Schreck asked. “No.” ‘You sure?” He had this odd smile on his face. His eyes sparkled. “Yes.” “How about if we just close the bubble cockpit?” he asked. “You comfortable?” “Yes.” “Let’s open it up again and put a flying cap on him,” he said. It was not hard to notice he was referring to me in the third person. The bubble opened. A leather cap with embedded earphones and a microphone were placed on my head. Then they closed the bubble again. “There you are,” Schreck said. “You sure you don’t want Birdie to take you up? She’d be real easy with you. I promise.” “No thank you,” I said. “What? Open the bubble again.”

STONY BROOK UNIVERSITY

CHARLES B. WANG CENTER

MACINTOSH PROBLEMS?

Presents

MOURNING: Eiko and Koma, and Tan Saturday, October 6, 2007, 8:00 pm, Wang Theatre Butoh-inspired dance by Macarthur Geniuses Eiko and Koma and the avant-garde music of acclaimed pianist Margaret Leng Tan move and inspire. Co-sponsored with the Japan Center at Stony Brook University. Tickets: VIP $25 General Admission $15 Student/Senior $10 Reservations highly recommended. Please reserve your tickets by e-mailing wangcenter@stonybrook.edu or call (631) 632-4400.

For more information on these events and other upcoming Wang Center Asian and Asian American Programs, visit our Web site: www.stonybrook.edu/wang. The Charles B. Wang Center is located at Stony Brook University, NY 11794. To sign up for our mailing list, please e-mail us at wangcenter@stonybrook.edu. Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Educator and Employer. For a disability-related accommodation, please call (631) 632-1941.

You don’t know why your mac or software is acting wacky. You just want someone to fix it!!! Maybe you just bought a new mac and now you’ve got a case of the hook-up, link-up, start-up jitters.

M ACINTOSH B ASICS • O NE - ON -O NE T UTORING INTERNET & EMAIL SET-UP TROUBLESHOOTING • WEB & GRAPHIC DESIGN • WIRELESS NET WORKING FOR I N T E R N E T & M U S I C • B AC K U P S T R AT E G I E S Geek-Client Privilege™ Discreet,, Confidentiall Computerr Services

TWIN PEAKS GEEKS™ S h e r y l M A C S @ T

6 31. 7 2 3 . 3 6 6 0 W I N P E A K S G E E K S

M i k e C O M

Photo by Evie Salamon

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 21 www.danshamptons.com

Saving a Church Three Plans for the Historic 1836 Methodist Church in Sag Harbor By Dan Rattiner About six months ago, the Reverend Tom McLeod of the United Methodist Church in Sag Harbor gave in. The number of parishioners had dwindled to just forty people, the coffers were insufficient to continue for much longer and the classic old stained glass church on Madison Street was falling into disrepair. The main asset the congregation still had, of course, was the old three-story wooden church itself. And now there was an offer for it. Dennis Suskind, a former Town Councilman and a former partner at Goldman Sachs, was offering $2.9 million. Suskind had the financial clout to restore it, could have the money readily available and could even lend the church money to move to another site. Suskind said he intended to make use of the 10,000 square foot building as his private home. The Reverend thought about it for a while. He consulted members of the congregation. $2.9 million was a whole lot of money. In very short order the Reverend became committed to this deal. He and the congregation would buy the property across from the old Rowe Industries building on the Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Turnpike at Carroll Street â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it is a recently cleaned up superfund site. He would build an inexpensive metal butler building, in keeping with the more

modest needs of the reduced congregation. There would even be money left over to endow the congregation for the years to come. There are many old wooden churches in Sag Harbor as there are in many of the other colonial towns here on the East End. And there is a modest history of buyers coming in, converting them for residential use while respecting their original architecture. But there are no guarantees about that. Once a church is sold

has a white clapboard exterior. It is one of just six houses of worship located in the historic downtown of Sag Harbor, just a short walk from everything. And it seems clear that the village needs assurances that if it is sold, both its exterior and its interior will be kept as is so that someday it could be returned to use for worship. So far, in this case, no such assurances are forthcoming. In any case, the contracts have been signed. And the completion of the sale is dependent on a vote by the congregants, expected in a month, and by the Village itself, which has a law that says the sale of any property in the historic district needs to have Village Board approval. And so, in this interval, people have begun thinking and talking about the upcoming sale and what other possibilities might be put forward. There are two new ones. The first is that the Village Board condemn the church and buy it themselves for its appraised value by using money raised from the real estate transfer tax it collects. This money is earmarked for land and historic building preservation and this situation would seem to be a proper use of it. In any case, the Village has begun considering this, and at a

Once a church is sold and enters the real estate tax arena in a town, new owners are free to do anything they want with it. and enters the real estate tax arena in a town, new owners are free to do anything they want with it. If they wish, they could tear a church down. As for this church, it is a major architectural masterpiece, designed by Ephraim Byram and built in 1836 during the height of the whaling era. Besides the stained glass, its roof features a classic campanile bell tower and steeple. It

(continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 22 www.danshamptons.com (continued from previous page)

meeting about a month ago ordered appraisers to come in and give them an estimate of what it would take for them to buy the property. The report of the appraiser is expected before the end of this month. Incidentally, the Village thinks the church could be turned into a community center and meeting hall. Such buildings are now becoming common in our East End towns. Montauk has one. East Hampton has one at the firehouse. Bridgehampton has one on Main Street across from the Candy Kitchen. (The town purchased the Bridgehampton building during the tenure of Dennis Suskind.) Wainscott has one and Water Mill has one. Sag Harbor does not have one. The second proposal comes as a suggestion from a Wall Street Hedge Fund Manager named Adam Sender. He has a fine art collection worth in excess of $100 million. And he is offering to

TO O M

turn the church into a museum for the display of this work. The work, by artists such as Keith Haring, Matthew Barney, Ed Ruscha and Andres Serrano, would be displayed on the second and third floors. The first floor would be used as a Town Meeting Hall. At this point, it is fair to say that however this plays out, there seems a high likelihood that this old church building will be saved. Years ago, certain historic buildings in our towns were lost to developers because there was neither the means nor the will to save them. This is no longer the case, a fact we owe to the infusion of vast amounts of wealth into our communities, largely from Wall Street, and to the wisdom of our public officials in creating the means to use parts of it for the public good. Interestingly, Suskind is hardly insensitive to this situation. Indeed, one of the great accomplishments of his tenure on the Town Board was

Big Sale!!!

Going on NOW Ask about the details... BEST BEST 2006 OF THE

Call

Downtown Sag Harbor

Hunter Douglas Products Drapery, Slipcovers & Cushions Wee aree Celebrating 20 Years in Business

Linda & Paul • Southampton 631-287-1515 www.wwunlimited.com

Dental Implants - The Most Beautiful Smile Regain the Confidence of Natural Teeth

Seeing is Believing Teeth in a Day Patients

HAVE YOU LOST OR ARE YOU LOSING YOUR TEETH? If so, you may be a candidate for Dental Implants. At the offices of Dr. Howard A. Popper and Dr. Jason P. Popper, we have placed thousands of implants since 1985, including Long Island’s FIRST “Teeth in an Hour.” THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE. Your life can be dramatically transformed with the immedi-

before

after

before

after

before

Age 86

after

ate load—immediate function—immediate smile procedure utilizing THE NEW NOBEL GUIDE FOR COMPUTER-GUIDED, minimally invasive, flapless, pain free implant surgery. Dental implants improve appearance, comfort, speech, confidence, self-esteem and maintain your bone for a lifetime. Dental implants contribute to better overall health and improve quality of life for patients. Teeth in an Hour, the latest concept in high-tech dentistry. Sophisticated 3-D radiology creates precise imaging of patient’s jaw, and robotic technology in Sweden fabricates the permanent restoration which is placed with the Branemark System Implants — in the space of one hour. THE IMMEDIATE LOAD and the NEW ALL-ON-4 procedure can provide patients with low-cost acrylic bridges all in ONE DAY. Implants can secure dentures, restore chewing and enjoyment of food, and impede progressive jawbone loss. No more wobbling dentures, irritated gums, gooey adhesives and filed-down teeth for bridgework. Single teeth to full-mouth treatment, utilizing NOBEL PERFECT Implants for optimum esthetics. CLEAN MOUTH BETTER HEALTH - THE PERILS OF PERIODONTAL DISEASE • Periodontal disease attacks the gums and the bone supporting the teeth in the jawbones, thereby leading to loss of teeth.To eliminate gum inflammation, treatment consisting of scaling, root planing and curettage which is essentially cleaning the teeth well - is required. • If periodontal pockets persist, periodontal surgery may be indicated. Receding gums are another frequently overlooked problem that requires treatment; periodontal surgery can be performed to improve appearance when there is an abundance of gum tissue. • Numerous studies have linked periodontal disease with heart disease, diabetes, low birth weight babies, pancreatic cancer, obesity and osteoporosis. Periodontal disease can be a chronic condition which requires ongoing care. Professional periodontal treatment is an investment in the health of your mouth and your overall well-being. Intravenous Sedation administered by certified Anesthesiologists. For a complimentary Implant evaluation and/or Periodontal evaluation please call:

Howard A. Popper, D.D.S. Diplomate, American Board of Periodontology

Jason P. Popper, D.D.S. before

after

Periodontics & Implant Dentistry

631-385-9400

631-928-5850

One Medical Drive 999 Walt Whitman Rd., Ste. 302, Port Jefferson Station, NY 11776 Melville, NY 11747 www.incredibleimplants.com Convenient to LIE and Northern State • FINANCING AVAILABLE before

after

Photo by Christian McLean

Church

• TRANSFER PATIENTS AND SECOND OPINIONS WELCOME! • • IT’S MORE AFFORDABLE THAN YOU THINK! •

arranging the purchase of the four square pillared mansion located right by the monument in the center of downtown Bridgehampton. Before he came into office, this house was in major disrepair, with the owners of it living inside in awful circumstances, supported largely by the income from a gasoline service station they had built and leased on their front lawn. Their situation had been in place for fifty years. And no one could do anything about it. Suskind did, and the gas station is cleared, the exterior and interior of the main house secured and plans are moving forward to have it be a museum recreation of a farmhouse, with the six acres surrounding it a working farm, complete with livestock, farm fields and gardens. The main house itself will be the museum. This project, arranged as a purchase by Southampton Town, is among the many of Suskind’s accomplishments. In Sag Harbor, an activist named Liz Joyce should be mentioned. Pressing hard to get this church saved, she has met with the Mayor, Mr. Suskind, Mr. Sender, the Rev. McLeod and has taken the lead, much as Brenda Scheider took the lead in saving the Sag Harbor Theatre sign three years ago, in demanding the saving of the church of the United Methodist Church of Sag Harbor for generations to come. •

LICENSED & INSURED ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR

When this does not work you are having a bad day! LET YOUR PROJECT BE OUR PROJECT A full service Contractor Residential to Industrial

Big enough to get there small enough to Care • Security Lighting • Alarm Systems • Service Upgrades – Data Com…. Family Owned & Operated since 1970

631-737-0037

www.telsanelectric.cm

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 23 www.danshamptons.com

Rower Wanted Must Be Free to Take December Off to Row to the New World By T.J. Clemente Are you interested in taking a little time off from work to row across the Atlantic Ocean? If you are, Roy Finlay, helped by his wife Colleen, has been planning such a voyage for himself and three others, and is now short one individual. Roy, 52 years old, has already signed on 53-year-old Chris Cuddihy of Riverhead and 32-year-old Denis Richardson of Shelter Island. That leaves him one crew member short and he is actively seeking the fourth. The voyage is to be done in a sort of multihull rowboat designed with two water makers to keep the crew hydrated for the long jour-

ney that is expected to take at minimum one month. The crew will eat dehydrated food and still needs to work through some potential issues such as how to stay warm on ORCA (the name of the rowboat, which stands for Ocean Rowing Challenge America). The world record for rowing across the Atlantic is held by a French crew that rowed a vessel named “La Mondiale” in 1992 from the Canary Islands to Martinique in 35 days, 8 hours and 30 minutes. On December 15th, La Mondiale and her crew will be defending their record. And then there is ORCA and its proposed crew of 4, who will compete as the underdog. But hey, you never know.

ORCA was designed by Finlay, Richardson and Cuddihy and built at Haps Ironworks Gallery on Shelter Island. The secret to the design is the power to weight ratio — keeping the amount of how much weight each rower will be pulling very low. The plan is to have each man pull less weight than the larger crews on the larger boats. However, the risk is that in a crew of four there is no margin for error. They need everybody to stay healthy in order to maintain the average speed of three and a half knots with the oars never stopping. And there will be no chase boat following this crew like the others will have. (continued on the next page)

HAMPTON TRADITION VI — SIP N’ SODA By T.J. Clemente When you enter Sip N’ Soda, located at 40 Hampton Road in Southampton, you go back in time. There is in an old-fashioned payphone booth, the same soda fountain counter since the place opened in 1958, and always a member of the Parash family greeting many of their long time clientele by name. But most importantly, there is the best homemade ice cream in Southampton. Open seven days a week from 7:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., the luncheonette was established by William and Nicoleta Parash in 1958, the very same William Parash who opened and operated

the Candy Kitchen in Bridgehampton until he sold it in 1945. Grandson Paul Parash smiled when he explained how his grandfather used to make the famous ice cream. Today, they have seventeen flavors. Over the years, famous clientele has visited the luncheonette. Even Jackie Kennedy used to buy young John-John ice cream at the counter. The slower pace while enjoying a hamburger, fries and milkshake is like a scene right out of the television series “Happy Days.” A meal at Sip N’ Soda is not just nostalgic — it is also delicious. The Parash family is proud of their tradition of serving their clientele year round

for 49 years. Some customers stop in and say “the usual” and get their lunch prepared just the way they want it, maybe followed by a scoop of their favorite ice cream without ever looking at the menu. However, for those who aren’t familiar with the menu, they offer many breakfast and lunch items at affordable prices. They even offer peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the young children who crave them. The 1,500 sq. ft. luncheonette oozes Southampton history. High School dates, kids celebrating birthdays or a quick stop on a hot summer day are something most locals have (continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 24 www.danshamptons.com (continued from previous page)

experienced there. Celebrities, socialites and regulars alike come to the small town soda shop to get a fix of small town life that so many fear is disappearing in the Hamptons. Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Soda is a tradition that is in strong hands and thriving. The smell of the burgers sizzling on the grill, with the sound of the malt machine turning makes you smile. The Parash family is deep into the third generation of ownership. Founder William Parashâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s son Jim and grandson Paul bus tables, take orders, help grill the burgers, ring up sales, greet customers and make everybody feel at home. I am not sure why a burger from the grill of a soda shop tastes so good, but it always does. It was at a place just like Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Soda that I had my first hamburger platter when I was a young boy. And to sit at a counter on one of those turning stool seats to watch your favorite flavored milkshake, malt, ice cream soda or ice cream sundae be prepared is an old time feeling. The syrups they use on the ice cream are also homemade, as they have been since Parashâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Candy Kitchen days.

Rower

Paul Parash behind the counter at Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Soda

The reason I believe this family is still successful in this ever changing world is because the ice cream is just that good. Using fresh produce and local products is the formula that the Parash family has used since the beginning. Their professionalism is mixed with a small town, traditional way of making clients feel at home. While interviewing for this story, I watched a six-year-old girl sit at the counter and eat chocolate ice cream out of an old-fashioned metal ice cream dish. Although there was more ice cream on her face than in the dish, she kept going. Her eyes wandered around Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Soda, taking it all in. That is perhaps the essence of Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sodaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tradition. Norman Rockwell could not have painted a better scene. Upon leaving, an older couple entered the luncheonette. Paul Parash quickly ran from behind the counter, opened the door for this couple and greeted them by name. Perhaps they were long time customers, perhaps they were friends of his grandparents or perhaps they get the treatment everybody gets at Sip Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Soda. Old time courtesy with a smile.

coast big rig driver. This is Finlayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second attempt to cross the Atlantic in a rowboat. Attempt number one was not successful because of equipment and crew issues. The crew came apart and the mission was aborted when the boat rowed into Cape Verde. This time, with a unified group, the crewâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goals are simple â&#x20AC;&#x201D; cross the ocean safely and try to win the race. What they really need is a title sponsor to help with all the costs of such an enterprise. What they have is an iron will to seek out adventure, to overcome nature and to attain their goals. Reinhold Messner, the first man to climb all of the 8,000- meter peaks on Earth, once said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the end it is not conditioning, but the will that gets you to the top.â&#x20AC;? These men have the will, but it is the elements, such as weather and ocean conditions, that are out of their control. The reason for the timing of the race has a plus and a minus. The plus is that by leaving in December, they will avoid hurricane season. However, the minus is that it will be a chilly row across the

Atlantic. In the last week ORCA was launched and it performed better than expected. This must be maintained for these men not to perish. The plan for the race is to ride the trade winds, which will be blowing fiercely. Somewhere, Christopher Columbus must be smiling. After all, it was his strategy to ride those trade winds that brought his crew to the new world. But ORCAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s crew needs a fourth member, and, unlike a round of golf or a quick doubles tennis match, this fourth must be a special person. First, he must be able to take a month off from work. Secondly, he must be able to row long hours. Then, he must be able to eat dehydrated food for over a month and still perform at high levels. And lastly, he must be able to handle stress, cold, have the iron will to not let the reality of the unpredictable forces of nature deter him from overcoming the many odds that the crew will face while rowing from the Old World to the New World. Is that person you?

Photo by T.J. Clemente

Tradition

(continued from previous page)

Finlay is a retired Royal Navy Diver and Richardson has sailed around The Great Barrier Reef and surfed the massive waves in Hawaii. Cuddihy has worked lobster boats, Wyoming oil fields and has been a coast-to-

RABBI MARC SCHNEIER, FOUNDING RABBI RABBI YISHAI HUGHES, ASSISTANT RABBI RABBI AVRAHAM BRONSTEIN, ASSISTANT RABBI '8'8 ),6+(5 &$1725 Â&#x2021; 1(7$1(/ +(56+7,. &$1725

SHEMINI ATZERET AND 12TH ANNUAL Bâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;NEI AKIVA SIMCHAT TORAH FAMILY CELEBRATION

Wed, Oct 3 Evening Services 6:15pm Thurs, Oct 4 Morning Services 8:45am followed by Kiddush Yizkor 10:30am Junior Congregation 10:30am Evening Services 6:15pm followed by Hakafot, Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Celebration, and light supper Fri, Oct 5 Morning Services 8:30am followed by Hakafot, Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Celebration, and kiddush Evening Services 6:15pm SHABBAT BREISHIT Sat, Oct 6 Morning Services 9:00am followed by Kiddush Junior Congregation 10:30am Kiddush Seminar 12:30pm Evening Services 6:00pm followed by Seudah Shlishit and Maâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ariv DAILY MINYAN Mon - Fri Morning Services 7:45am followed by breakfast WE ARE PROUD TO SPONSOR THE ONLY DAILY, YEAR-ROUND MINYAN IN THE HAMPTONS. HEBREW SCHOOL Ages 4 through 13 -Ă&#x2022;Â&#x2DC;`>Ă&#x17E;Ă&#x192;]Ă&#x160;Â&#x2122;\{x>Â&#x201C;Ă&#x160;Ă&#x160;Ă&#x160;UĂ&#x160;Ă&#x160;Ă&#x160;/Ă&#x2022;iĂ&#x192;`>Ă&#x17E;Ă&#x192;]Ă&#x160;{\Ă¤Ă¤ÂŤÂ&#x201C; To register, call 631.288.0534, ext. 10 154 SUNSET AVENUE, WESTHAMPTON BEACH NY 11978 | 631.288.0534

The Dratel Group, Inc. ~ Established 1979 ~

Professional Portfolio Management

East Hampton (631) 324-5100 New York City (212) 509-3400 By Appointment Only

FREE

$99

Flat Rate! Full Repair Parts Extra

PLUS-We educate all users to help keep it clean! In house only. We

want referrals not repeaters

diagnosis No distant technical support. Are you tired of having your system wiped out and reloaded? Before you throw it out... www.callthedoctors.com The Computer Doctors will cure your ailing PC o losss off files,, dataa orr documents! with no

INCLUDED: â&#x20AC;˘ All Pop-ups stopped. â&#x20AC;˘ Trojans, Viruses & Spyware removed â&#x20AC;˘ FREE Pop-up blocker! â&#x20AC;˘ FREE One-of-a kind Spyware/Trojan Alerter & Destroyer with every service! â&#x20AC;˘ Minimum turnaround time. â&#x20AC;˘ Guarantee - if we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fix it you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pay.

WE ALSO PROVIDE...

The #1 Virus software installation. â&#x20AC;˘ Upgrades & replacement parts. â&#x20AC;˘ House calls, pickups & Drop-offs â&#x20AC;˘ Expert Wireless network setups. â&#x20AC;˘ Small businesses IT technical support.

(631) 796-9371

9AM to 9PM â&#x20AC;˘ 7 Days a Week Serving ALL of Suffolk County

Photo by Victoria L. Cooper

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 25 www.danshamptons.com

The ruler and the scale

Big Clam Crowned Local Baymen Select Monster Clam in Amagansett Competition By Victoria L. Cooper The 17th annual Largest Clam Contest, sponsored by the East Hampton Town Trustees, took place this past Sunday, with clams entered from all the town harbors including Montauk Harbor, Accabonac Harbor, Three Mile Harbor and Napeague Harbor. East Hampton clammers have been searching these waters for the largest clam for two weekends and have reported their findings to four official “holding” sites: Wainscott’s Seafood Shop, the Amagansett Seafood Store, Stuart’s Fish Market (Amagansett) and Gosman’s Fish Market (Montauk). The festivities began at noon on the lawn of

the Trustee’s Building on Bluff Road in Amagansett with free samples of fresh, local clams on the half shell and tasty cocktail sauce. I couldn’t resist their unsullied flavor and it’s a good thing I didn’t, since the 1,200 raw clams were all but gone in a record 45 minutes. There on the Trustees’ office lawn, many of the local old-timers were commenting that this year was the largest turnout they have ever witnessed and they were pleased that the greater community wanted to share in this fun tradition with them. With about 300 in attendance, long lines formed under the two blue and white tents on the lawn for a bowl of

Bonac chowder. As I stood on line, it was obvious that most of the people there had some sort of life in the local fishing and shell fishing industry since their shirts and hats featured fish, clams and seafood emblems. After downing my bowl of salty Bonac clam chowder and topping it off with some oyster crackers, I was ready for the competitions to begin. There was a “Guess the number of clams in the jar” contest and from the looks of the large Mason jar, I guessed 2007, hoping that they were honoring the year or something. After writing down all of my contact information, I looked down to my right and saw the biggest (continued on the next page)

FULL HAMPTON MARATHON CONTESTED THIS WEEKEND By Christian McLean We at Dan’s Papers aren’t new to the concept of an organized run in the Hamptons. In fact, it seems like we invented the idea, hosting the first Potatohampton 10k while most of our current readers were still learning to walk. And while we are very proud that our run is a staple of the summer, we’d like to extend a hearty welcome to a new race that goes the extra mile — actually an extra 20 miles — The Hampton Marathon. It’s intense. It’s demanding. The 26.2 miles through Springs, Amagansett, Napeague and back will push runners to their physical limits. Not since the Hurricane of

1938 has the Hamptons seen so many people running in the same direction. The race has been capped at 700 runners (with another 120 on a waiting list) and applications have been turned down for months already. It’s roughly 500 more runners than expected. We’re not making this one up. There will be no Ecuadorian eels or 4,000-pound goldfish competing this Saturday. The most impressive stat is that while it sounds like it would take a crew of a hundred to organize such an event, it has been realized by an organizational staff of two. The fruit of Diane Weinberger and Amanda Moszkowski’s

efforts, the Hampton Marathon (along with the Half-Marathon and Kids Marathon) are all fundraising efforts to benefit Project Most — an East Hampton-based organization that provides after school services for elementary and middle school children. The marathon and half-marathon start at 8 a.m. from Springs School and head south along Accabonac Rd. Eventually the route turns east through the roads north of Amagansett Square, and when the half-marathon turns back toward Springs, the runners in it for the full 26.2 miles head out through Promised (continued on page 31)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 26 www.danshamptons.com (continued from previous page)

lobster that I have ever seen. “Wow, how big is that guy?” I asked. “She’s 10 pounds,” said Lynn Mendelman, one of the East Hampton Town Trustees in attendance. “I don’t think they even make pots big enough to cook something that size,” a man behind me commented. “Yes, it’s a lot of lobster salad,” she replied. A three tickets for ten dollars raffle was offered for this larger than life lobster and with the high prices of lobsters this past season in mind — near $40 for a pound of lobster salad — this chance was a real bargain. But before any of those contests began it was time for the “Best Chowder” contest to start. With fifteen entries, eight Manhattan and seven New England, the judges suited up with their Dixie cups and began to taste. The chowders were all different — some with bacon bits, some with spice, others with chunky vegetables and then some with just a creamy broth — but all with clams. The chowder cooks stood eagerly around the table waiting for their chowders to be tasted. Around me, conversations and predictions ensued. “I heard number eight is the one to beat. She won last year,” a man said. “Oh no, they wouldn’t pick another Manhattan again. It’s gotta be a New England this time around. Lucky number thirteen is the one to beat this year,” a woman responded. “Oh, yeah? Who made it?” the man asked. “I did!” the woman said and smiled. The judges had delighted expressions but

Photo by Victoria L. Cooper

Clam

would not announce the winner until the very end. Other features of the Clam Contest included a slide show about local shell fishing history presented by officials from the East Hampton Town Shellfish Hatchery in Fort Pond Bay, Montauk. The presentation was held inside the Town Trustees’ building and covered all the environmental factors that effect shellfish, offering solutions for what we can do to help preserve this unique treasure in the future. Led by Bay Management Specialist II Barley J. Dunne, observers asked many questions about the local harbors and certain policies and restrictions. Little scallops and clams in jars of water for children and adults to examine were also a part of the presentation as East Hampton Town Shellfish Hatchery employees

CHILLED about home heating costs?

YOU’RE READY FOR THE HOT THREE

FREE 100 GALLONS OF OIL ($275 VALUE) #1 FREE BURNER ($695 VALUE) OR

TO NEW CUSTOMERS*

NEW HEATING EQUIPMENT NO PAYMENT/NO INTEREST FOR ONE YEAR #3

NEVER RUN OUT OF OIL (YOU’LL KNOW TO THE GALLON!) HEAT SYSTEM FAILURE MONITORING (ASK

US ABOUT OUR

UNIQUE ROCKET

AND

BURNER SENTRY PRODUCTS*)

We’re Bangtson-General-Schiavoni! More than 50,000 Long Island families trust us with their homes & heating. We have more than 60 expert mechanics with 200 trucks on the road, 4 storage facilities and more than a million gallons of oil to serve YOU!

CALL BGS YOUR HOME HEATING PARTNER

631.728.1444

98 E. Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 11946

*CUSTOMER MUST USE MIN. 600 GALLONS. OTHER RESTRICTIONS MAY APPLY. SERVING THE EAST END FOR MORE THAN 80 YEARS

were on hand to answer questions. Many local politicians, such as County Legislator Jay Schneiderman and Town Supervisor Bill McGintee, as well as those hoping to get elected to the Town Board, such as Julia Prince, were in attendance and enjoying the merriment. Around 2 p.m. the time had come to measure the clams and weigh-in. This was done by a bayman with a ruler and another bayman with a scale. The numbers were called out and a secretary wrote them down. Sometimes there was a cheer. Then there would be a shout of, “Clam Up!” so the measurements of the next entry could be heard. As they dealt with the 30 or more clams, the raffle was drawn for the big lobster and was awarded to Dawn Green of East Hampton. The Shellfish Hatchery workers counted the clams in the Mason jar and the exact number was 1,826, and the closest guess of 1,840 was made by Robin Conklin of East Hampton. Needless to say, I was off by 181 and he won a clam tshirt. The winner of the “Best Clam Chowder” contest was number eleven, made by Jessica James of East Hampton. In the biggest clam competition, each harbor was awarded a winner and a junior winner and, of course, there was the overall winner. In Montauk Harbor Henry Lohr won with a clam weighing in at 1.2 pounds. There was no junior winner in Montauk Harbor. In Accabonac Harbor the winner was Richard Pulisi with a clam weighing 1.2 pounds. The junior winner was year-old Jack Murphy with a .5-pound (continued on page 34)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 27 www.danshamptons.com

Neighbor: By Janine Cheviot Academy Award-winning actress Renée Zellweger may exude glamour on and off the red carpet, but it was her endearing girl next door charm that America fell in love with over a decade ago, when Jerry Maguire “had her at hello.” Since then, she has been on a professional winning streak and is now one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Born in Baytown, Texas in 1969, Zellweger was raised with her brother Drew in a suburb of Houston by their father Emil, a Swiss-born engineer, and mother Kjelfrid, a Norwegian-born nurse. During high school, she participated in gymnastics, cheerleading and the drama club, and was voted “best looking” in her class. After graduation, she attended the University of Texas at Austin where she studied English, but after taking an acting class to fulfill a requirement for her major, Zellwegger realized her passion. After graduating college in 1991 with a Bachelor of Arts Degree, Zellweger pursued her acting career while residing in Houston. Her first jobs were in commercials and made-for-TV movies but soon thereafter, she landed roles in several hit comedies of the early 90s, including Reality Bites, Dazed and Confused and Empire Records. In 1994, she finally packed her bags and moved to Los Angeles to gain further acting experience. Zellweger officially broke into Hollywood with her role as Dorothy Boyd in the comedydrama Jerry Maguire, playing Tom Cruise’s love interest, a part she supposedly won over Winona Ryder, Mira Sorvino, Marisa Tomei and Bridget Fonda. The film received critical and commercial success, being nominated for five Oscars including Best Picture and grossing $154 million in the U.S. and an additional $120 million internationally. The movie gave Zellweger worldwide recognition and left audiences with memorable quotes such as “you complete me,” “you had me at hello” and “show me the money.” Zellweger continued her success by taking roles in projects that ranged from small independent films to big-budget Hollywood movies including notable performances in One True Thing, Nurse Betty, Me, Myself and Irene, White Oleander, Chicago, Cold Mountain and Cinderella Man. The actress also lent her voice to East Hampton resident Jerry Seinfeld’s 2007 animated film

Renée Zellweger Actress Bee Movie, playing the role of a bee, of course. Zellweger is barely recognizable from one film to the next, as she goes to great lengths to become her characters. Although American and waif-like, she won the role of Bridget

Leading Role. Zellweger shed the extra pounds when filming was completed, but packed them back on again for the sequel Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, which was released in 2004 and earned her a Golden Globe nomination for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture. She once said, “People did suggest to me that it might not be necessary to gain as much weight as I did last time. But I thought the weight was essential in repeating the journey. If you’re not going to be who she is, then what is the point?” Throughout her career, the acclaimed actress has been nominated for almost 40 awards and in 2003, she won an Oscar and Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Cold Mountain. She has also received two additional Golden Globes for her performances in Nurse Betty and Chicago, and in 2005 she was given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Zellweger’s personal life has included a string of courtships with Hollywood hunks such as George Clooney and Luke Perry, but her first high-profile romance was with Me, Myself and Irene co-star Jim Carrey, a relationship she later poked fun at in 2001 while hosting “Saturday Night Live.” In 2002, she began a two-year relationship with Jack White, singer of The White Stripes, whom she met while filming Cold Mountain. However, what is perhaps Zellweger’s most talked about relationship began in 2005 with country singer Kenny Chesney. The couple became front-page news when they wed in an impromptu ceremony, and again four months later when they filed for annulment. Zellweger cited fraud — a term she claimed was “simply legal language, not a reflection of Chesney’s character.” Recently, the actress has been romantically linked to Amagansett resident Sir Paul McCartney, as the two were spotted together at the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Ross School concert, having dinner at the American Hotel in Sag Harbor and canoodling at a private party in East Hampton thrown by Jon Bon Jovi. In 2003, Zellweger purchased a four-bedroom farmhouse on Egypt Lane in East Hampton, which was rated #10 this year on OK! Magazine’s list of top U.S. celebrity summer homes. According to the previous owner, furniture designer John Mascheroni, a ghost named Lillian who “loves to play tricks” haunts the home. When Zellweger isn’t being spooked, she

Since Jerry Maguire she has been on a professional winning streak and is now one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Jones, an outspoken British woman struggling with her weight, career and love life, in the 2001 box-office hit Bridget Jones’ Diary. Zellweger gained 20 pounds and perfected an English accent for the role, which earned her an Oscar nomination for Best Actress in a

(continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 28 www.danshamptons.com

Whooeeaahh

(continued from page 20)

This was by far one of the coolest experiences of my life. Bruno began to take his eyes off the air and started shooting pictures of Eddie and me. Then, Eddie did something insane. Without warning, he turned the plane completely upside down and suddenly my world was turned upside down. Blood started rushing to my head as I screamed at the top of my lungs over the radio. Eddie brought us back to normal and I begged him to let me know when he was going to do something like that again, so I could get it on video. After doing a couple of small stunts, like flying sideways and upside down, we got some amazing photos. Then, we broke away from the formation. “You ready to do some real flying?” Eddie asked. “What do you mean? WHHOOOOEEEAAAAAHHHHHH #$%^##@@!!!” Eddie banked the plane in a roll, then started flying up vertically. My face was being pressed towards the back of the plane, similar to the sensation you get when riding a roller

Neighbor

coaster. Eddie pointed out Gardiner’s Island. In his voice, you could feel his appreciation for the beauty of what we were looking at and from where we were looking at it. Then he pulled back on the stick. Experiencing four G forces on your body inside a stunt plane right after having lunch at Golden Pear is always fun. My arms weren’t strong enough to hold my camera up off of my

lap against the power of the aircraft holding me down. When we got level, Eddie let me take control. “Just slam that stick to the left and watch what happens,” he instructed. “Wait, take my camera, I got to get this on video.” I pushed the stick over to the left and, like magic, the plane rolled left, then upside down, then right side up. I did my first roll in an airplane with Eddie and I have to say, it was pretty cool, however, I felt a little sick and I gave in, “Okay Eddie, I don’t want to puke inside your plane here.” “Don’t worry we’re heading home.” Eddie expertly looped us back toward East Hampton airport. We sailed through the sky. I was a little green when we landed, but was filled with joy and found that the screaming was helping my bellyache. When I got the pictures from Bruno, I couldn’t wait to show them off to my friends. Want to go for a ride like this and get pictures like this? Give Bruno a call at (917) 9688401 and he’ll set you up.

South Fork Breast Health Coalition, a nonprofit organization founded in 1994 by local artist Karyn Mannix to promote education about preventive measures and to support those undergoing breast cancer treatment and breast cancer survivors. Zellweger was quoted as saying, “The birdhouses are incredibly creative and well worth experiencing on this fes-

tive and inspiring evening.” With her Doris Day-like qualities and impeccable demonstration of diversity in her work, the vivacious Renée Zellweger has become one of America’s sexiest sweethearts. And with a rumored Beatle by her side, we will surely be seeing more of the charming and seemingly down to earth actress here on the East End.

(continued from previous page)

is often seen around town shopping at White’s Pharmacy or having dinner at Nick & Toni’s. On October 13, Zellweger will serve as the Honorary Chair at the 3rd Annual Artist and Celebrity Birdhouse at the Southampton Cultural Center. The event includes an auction of birdhouses created by celebrities, designers, artists and professional athletes to benefit the

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 29 www.danshamptons.com

Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner Stealing Food Working at a newspaper opens you up to a lot of wonderful things. You always know what’s going on around town, you get to hear a lot about local politics and news, and you don’t have to do too much heavy lifting. That is unless you get stuck filling in for a “sick” delivery guy. If there is one drawback, it is that you have to spend quite a bit of time in front of a computer to write articles, which means that you feel like snacking a lot, especially when your neighbor is Bob’s Village Market in Bridgehampton. Wow, are those sandwiches good. In an effort to live a healthier lifestyle, I have sworn to myself that I will not purchase cookies or bags of potato chips from next door and will only buy healthy lunches. The plan has been working. I have not been buying things like Doritos or Milano Cookies. Unfortunately, the plan is not completely flawless, mainly because I just go to the Production Department and steal food directly off the desk of my friend and co-worker Genevieve, who always has the most delicious snacks stashed away. You know these people — the ones that can buy a box of cookies and just let it sit there for like three days and have one here and there. This is not me. I’ll eat the whole

box in six seconds. I feel really bad about stealing from Genevieve, so much so that I don’t do it secretly anymore. Instead, I leave an I.O.U. on her desk to let her know what I stole while she wasn’t looking and how much money I have calculated that I owe her. I’m generally pretty fair about this, although it may take a while for me to pay up. Genevieve has a hard time getting angry at

me, mainly because I introduced her to the love of her life through my dating website www.datehampton.com. So when I see the anger in her eyes for taking a cookie, I remind her of that, very casually, of course. “You can’t get mad at me! I introduced you to Jay!” This is responded to with a very classic and comical frown. We’re like a television show here at Dan’s Papers. You got to see it to believe it sometimes. I also, here at Dan’s Papers, tend to give most people in the office a play-byplay of what is going on in my life. Most recently, it has been about the renovation of my bathroom, which I’ve done all on my own with no plumbing or construction experience to my name. It has been quite a ride. I have to say, the renovation of my bathroom is one of the most amazing accomplishments I have ever done in my life and I think I have learned more about myself and about life in the last two weeks than my entire college career. Didn’t know a half-Jewish guy could do a whole bathroom by himself did ya? Then again, I am half Irish and was half drunk when I got the idea to attack my bathroom on my own. I was with Joel, better known as DJ Biggie de Black Rhino, the celebrity DJ of the Hamptons, and I was talking to him about how disgusting my bathroom was. “Why don’t you just do it (continued on the next page)

Tired of an ORDINARY Car Wash? Come Relax in our Internet cafe at The Hampton Auto Wash Let our Uniformed Attendants turn your ordinary car wash in to a Mini-Detail. "Satisfaction Guaranteed Or Your Dirt Back" Owner Operated Manager always on premises. If Your tired of over paying and under-recieving Come down and check us out. GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE

296 W. Montauk Highway Hampton Bays, N.Y. 11946 631-728-5036

ALL NEW COMPLETELY RENOVATED

915 Old Country Road Riverhead, N.Y. 11901 631-727-8961

Flatscreen TV • Internet computers and free wireless • Gourmet Coffee bar • State of the art equipment • Uniformed Attendants Satisfaction Guarantee • Ten minutes west of Southampton

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 30 www.danshamptons.com

ROLLSHUTTERS BY

Twenty 5

PRIVACY STORM PROTECTION INSURABILITY

SOLUTIONS SECURITY LIGHT CONTROL ENERGY EFFICIENCY

PROTECT

TO THE LIFE YOU VE CREATED

VUSAFE PANELS 4-

WWW SHADEANDSHUTTER COM

(continued from previous page)

yourself?â&#x20AC;? he asked me. And just like that, the two of us drove to Home Depot and I dropped about $1,000 on a new toilet, sink, vanity, bathtub, shower wall, paint, paint brushes, flooring and plumbing materials. Then, I drove to Montauk with a truck full of this stuff and went into my bathroom with a hammer and just started ripping everything out of it like a mad man. It was quite possibly the most liberating experience of my life. There is nothing like hauling an old toilet off a deck and watching it smash on the ground. Oh man it felt so good. If you are going to have somebody renovate your bathroom, help rip everything out. It is so gratifying. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even tell you. I nearly broke down in tears when I realized that I bought the wrong sized tub and had to completely refit the drain using contact cement and PVC piping. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever been more focused in my entire life than when I was

Mountain

at Beckerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hardware in Montauk buying halfinch brass, male-to-male adapters. I pondered life as I mindlessly painted the walls white. I pondered how dangerous electricity is as I installed a new light fixture over the mirror. I actually did start crying when I was lying down on my back with the corner of the vanity digging into it, as I attempted over and over again to wrap Teflon tape around it to stop water from leaking. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t tell you how glorious it was when the sink worked and the toilet flushed, it was as if I had just discovered my inner-Spiderman powers. It was just an awesome feeling. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll admit that when it was all over and I screwed in the last screw and tightened the last nut, I grabbed my blanket from my bedroom, walked into the bathroom and slept on the floor snuggled up against the toilet. Wait until they hear about this at work tomorrow.

(continued from page 18)

in the rest. And now, the town is once again entering boom years. More than 20 wineries and vineyards are now on the North Fork and Riverhead is its shopping hub. The Hamptons has become a world gold coast on the South Fork. To the west, the suburbs have marched inexorably eastward. Steve Tanger of Southampton and the Tanger Outlet Centers around the country was one of the first pioneers here. Although another pioneer developer Alfred Parr, had built a huge 10,000-seat trotter racetrack in Wading River in the late 1970s that failed after just ten days. But now Tanger got the idea that a giant shopping mall composed entirely of outlet stores would attract shoppers from western Long Island if it were built on the western outskirts of Riverhead adjacent to the LIE between the center of town and Grumman. He ultimately built two adjacent Tanger Centers with more than 100 stores here. And the people came in droves. As a result of this, another group of developers bought property on the western outskirts of Riverhead and built Splish Splash, a theme park reproduction of a jungle water world, without the animals. It included a river, an artificial wave tank, waterfalls, water chutes and its own artificial beach. At about the same time, the merchants of downtown Riverhead got the Town Board to agree to a massive downtown restoration project. It began with the opening of a hidden treasure, the downtown waterfront. Walkways and docks were built. Debris was cleared. Parkland was restored. A waterfall became a feature. And the Peconic River itself was cleaned up. Soon, there were kayakers on the river, festivals along the shoreline and, on occasion, tourist paddlewheel boats, performers and bands on the waterfront walkway. This set a new tone for the area. But it initially failed to bring more business to the

town. Then, just ten years ago, the Petrocelli family built the Atlantis Marine World Aquarium on Main Street. Inside, you walk alongside shark pools and fish tanks lined with giant boulders and stones that remind you of some sort of Egyptian ruin that Indiana Jones might explore. A part of the facility was set aside for sea mammal rescue services. The aquarium was a hit from the day it opened. Now, finally, the stores of downtown Riverhead have begun to revive. Upscale restaurants have opened. The old Vail-Leavitt Opera House has been restored and is in use. The town movie house has had plans for restoration, though none have yet succeeded. Riverhead is stirring. And now, the Town of Riverhead has hired a city planning firm known as Apollo to buy out some of the old abandoned stores in the center of town and build a great gateway that would visually lead strollers on Main Street down to the waterfront just a hundred yards away. It is a great idea, and though Apollo has been having trouble buying up the land, it should eventually succeed with a little condemnation help from the Village. It appears, finally, that Riverhead is on the upswing. Apparently, it will be developed largely as Orlando, Florida was from a small county seat and agricultural center to the centerpiece of an area that is the largest theme park in the world. But you know, Riverhead will never be another Hamptons. And it never will be a rural farming area such as the North Fork. In the end, I wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be surprised if the Shinnecocks succeed in bringing a gambling casino into the mix there. It will be what it will be. And it will be, if nothing else, a whole lot of fun for kids, parents and destination-minded people of all ages, with a big artificial mountain looming off in the distance next to the sunset. â&#x20AC;˘

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 31 www.danshamptons.com

Marathon

(continued from page 25)

Land and up to Lazy Point, then back to Springs School. With vistas of the sea, osprey, kitesurfers, dense woods and the occasional deer, the course embodies everything stunning about the Hamptons. “It really is a beautiful course,” Diane said in a recent interview. As a warning to drivers, the course won’t be closed to cars, so if you’re taking some of those winding roads to enjoy the autumn foliage, watch out for the runners. There will be some officers on the streets doing traffic control and runners being told to stay to the right, but even with 1,400 runners (total between the half and full marathons) there shouldn’t be any problems. For those of you who live on the backstreets, getting out of your driveway may be difficult at certain times of day, but it’s a small price to pay. Instead of leaving, put out a few folding chairs and watch the mighty race as it cruises by. As you may know, marathons are nothing new to New York. A hundred or so miles west, New York City is gearing up for its very own marathon in November. Coveted as one of the most prestigious, the haul around NYC and its boroughs pulls in runners from the farthest reaches of the globe, with roughly 90,000 runners applying.

another degree of validity in the world of running, but also draws serious runners to the Hamptons. While the majority of competitors come from the Long Island/NYC area, runners are also flying in from as far away as Florida, Texas, California and potentially Kenya (home of the top 4 male finishers in last year’s Boston Marathon). As I said, there’s more than just a marathon going on, though. The half-marathon is being touted as the perfect tune-up for the NYC Marathon. To promote physical fitness in children, there is the Hampton Kids Marathon. It will allow children who have ran a cumulative 25.2 miles (12.6 miles for half-marathoners) over the several weeks and months leading up

to September 29th to meet their goal of completing a full 26.2 mile marathon by running their last mile on the Hamptons course. Old Stone Highway will be closed for this race until the children have finished. So make a note of it. For a lot of us, the idea of running such a distance seems insane, but for those who can and those who do, marathons are the ultimate test of endurance, conditioning and mental toughness. That is, except for Alicia Barahona, who will be running two marathons (52.4 miles) this Saturday to raise awareness for breast cancer research. If you’ve got some time, watch these runners compete. Otherwise, stick to the main roads and the beaten paths.

FREE

Carhartt T-Shirt ($15 Value)With Purchase of Any Pair of Carhartt Jeans Pick from Over 800 Pairs of Carhartt Pants and 100 T-Shirts in 12 Colors(style K87)

Limit 2 Free T-Shirts per Customer – Sale Valid Thru Monday October 8th

North of us in Boston, they have a marathon as well — the oldest annual marathon in the world — boasting 20,000 runners in 2007. Dan’s Papers has a little known link to that race. If you search our archives, you’ll find a few articles from the Away At School column detailing a young David Rattiner as he trained for the Beantown 26.2. His time was 5 hours 34 seconds. But the Boston Marathon has another connection to running and the East End aside from David’s run. The Hampton Marathon has been given the go-ahead to be a Boston qualifier. This means that the Hamptons race and course have been sanctioned by the powers that be in Boston, and any runner who finishes this run under their qualifying time (check the chart on the Boston Marathon website) will be allowed to apply for a position in the Boston Marathon, run on April 21, 2008. Sanctioning this event not only gives it

Free T-shirt is K87 (short sleeve pocket Tee). K128 is pictured.

Not valid on clearance items, in conjunction with any other offer or on previous purchases

Win $100 Towards any Jacket/Coat – No Purchase Necessary We’ll Pick the Winner on Tuesday October 9th Winner will be notified – No need to be present for drawing – Dan’s To be eligible to win please print clearly Limit one coupon per family - Not eligible for employees and their families

First Name___________________ Last Name________________________________________ Mailing Address________________________________________________________________ City____________________________________ State______ Zip_______________________ Telephone (

)

Email_______________________________________

1975 -2007

YEARS

171 Main St., Amagansett • 631-267-3620 • www.outdoors4u.cc Open 7 days 9am - 6pm Open Saturday 9am-6pm

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 32 www.danshamptons.com

The Sheltered Islander Sheltered Islander #466 Monopoly I just saw a commercial on TV for the new and improved Monopoly game. The big “improvement” is that they’ve gotten rid of the paper money and now have a little electronic debit card that they players swipe for paydays and fines. Some things cannot be improved, like when Coca-Cola tried to replace their traditional coke with New Coke and, within a year, they went back to the original formula because of consumer demand. Some things just should not be changed, like the Monopoly game. First of all, Monopoly is part of everyone and their mother’s childhood. Monopoly references are part of our lexicon. Everybody knows that you don’t want to land on Boardwalk unless you own it. Everyone knows, once in awhile, life will give you a “get out of jail free” card and you’d better hang onto it until you really need it. Monopoly teaches us many life lessons. We learned how to take turns. We learned you’d better pay attention so you don’t miss your turn — a lesson we all use when driving. We learned that it’s nobody else’s fault if you rolled three doubles and landed in jail. That taught us personal responsibility and to remember that if you got away with it twice, don’t press your luck. You learned that winning a beauty contest is only worth $10 in real estate, but millions in advertising.

We learned the art of the deal when trading properties to build your empire. We learned about mortgages. And most importantly, we learned how to distract the banker with cookies so you can sneak over and grab your deed — also handy in real life. When you’re at a real bank, bring cookies to your banker when discussing your mortgage or applying for a loan. Cookies laced with crushed Vicodan have always worked best for me. Your credit rating looks better with each consecutive cookie and after half a plate they’ll approve your dog for a loan. We learned how to negotiate, beg and cry on cue when we landed on Park Place or Boardwalk.

By Sally Flynn

And how many times have those begging and crying skills come in handy? For me, thousands of times. We all learned about money denominations from Monopoly. We learned how to count, add, subtract and steal Monopoly money. This helped identify your money management style early in life. Were you an obsessive compulsive who stacked all your money neatly and in order of denomination, with the ends tucked under the board just enough to secure the stack? Did you have a big spender style with all the bills in one stack in sequence with the dark orange $500 dollar bill on the outside so it looked like you had a wad of big bills that you could peel off with panache? Did you have a laissez-faire style with all the bills in one stack, but not in any particular order? Were you showing your potential to be a homeless person with all your money scattered around and losing half of it on the floor? Were you the future mafia boss who hid all the $100s and $500s under the $1s so the other players thought you had less than you actually did? With the new debit machine monopoly, all these important money skills will be lost. All the revelations about your true personality will be lost. Plus the game will need batteries! Some things just need to be left alone. What’s next, electronic scrabble?

The

Hamptons

just got a new neighbor. . .

Find Out What’s Hot, Happening and New!

HAMPTON

style

dan’s magazine

BEST BEST OF THE

Congratulations “We-Do Windows” Voted Best of the Best

2004 • 2005 2006

OF THE

2004 • 2005 2006

3 Years in a Row!

D istinctive properties require professional services...

Professional Cleaning...Restoration...and A Whole Lot More! BEST BEST

Our Services Include: • 24 24 hr. hr. Emergency Emergency Service

OF THE

2005

(fire, flood, soot)

• New New Construction Construction Cleaning • Power Power Washing Washing

(brick, vinyl, wood, wood, concrete) concrete)

• Carpet Carpet & & Upholstery Cleaning • Weekly Air DuctCommercial Cleaning Cleaning and Maintenance • And And of of Course, Course, Window Cleaning

MENTION

8000.924.3332

www.wedowindowsusa.com

Manhattan to Albany · Manhattan to Montauk New Jersey · Pennsylvania · Connecticut · Massachusetts

THIS AD “AFTER QUOTE” AND GET

BEST BEST

10%

OFF!

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 34 www.danshamptons.com

The Manny by Holly Peterson By Kelly O’Reilly Holly Peterson’s debut novel The Manny takes the reader through a delightful whirlwind tour of the ridiculous riches of the Upper East Side and specifically one woman’s life as a mother of three with a power-hungry husband and a part-time job as a network news producer. Then, in pops the woman’s Manny and the reader is instantly hooked. For those not familiar with the modern childcare dynamics, a manny is a nanny of the male persuasion. Of course, it wouldn’t be a juicy tale if the

many wasn’t hot, and the character Peter Bailey is just that. The mother, Jamie Whitfield, is a Midwestern-born transplant in the glittering web of old and new money on the Upper East Side. When her eldest son Dylan turns nine years old, he struggles with his father’s absence and the lousy examples of good male behavior he sets when around. Desperate to apply her meticulous production skills to her son’s deteriorating spirit and perhaps inject some good male behavior into her own life, Jamie hatches a plan to hire a Manny and serendipitously meets an engaging

LAS CHA T N C FOR E SUM SAV MER ING S!

and handsome man leading a group of children through Central Park. The Manny wins over the family, Dylan’s mood improves, the despicable husband grows even more intolerable and, naturally, mom’s situation grows enormously more complicated. Strong and down to earth, Jamie stumbles at times into doormat territory in the face of her lawyer husband’s borderline abusive fits about orange juice pulp or repairs to his squash racket. Although Peterson nails the pampered husband from morning meltdowns to below-the-belt, marriage-shaking insults, Jamie backs down when she shouldn’t, and even she knows it. In spite of it all, Jamie is a lovable gal and The Manny is a foray into fantasy that you’ll soar through with the greatest of ease. Peterson awards delicious detail to society life, painting pretty pictures of table settings, outfits, accessories, Park Avenue apartments and, of course, mannies.

FINA

NCIN NO N O PaymenG I t For 1 n t e r e s s 2 Mo t nths

Reupholstery Slipcovers Pin fitted non slipcovers. Looks like upholstery. Custom cut on your furniture by our skilled craftsmen.

Fabrics

Any style furniture from total reconstruction to a simple facelift.

10 Day pick-up and delivery.

New Furniture

SAVE 30-80% Off

You can have it your way!

In-Stock Fabrics

Sofas, loveseats, chairs, ottomans and sectionals.

Custom style, size, comfort and fabric.

Refinishing

Featuring top brands: Waverly®, Robert Allen®, Kravet®, Duralee®

Huge Inventory At Mill Direct Savings. ! NOW L L A C

REomEe F r o FShop-at-He

Window Treatments Featuring Hunter Douglas. custom draperies, cornices, valances, bedspreads and more.

Serv

2 Blocks South of Macarthur Airport 150 keyland Ct. Bohemia 631-563-6565 www.clsupholsterers.com

Clam

Restore your furniture to its original condition.

Living room sets, dining rooms, bedrooms and more. Long #1 Up Island’s holst Servin erers Man g to Mohattan ntauk

Speak To An Owner

1-800-281-8145

Showroom Hours: Monday-Saturday 9 - 6

(continued from page 26)

clam. For Three Mile Harbor the winner was Billy Havens with a clam weighing 1.9 pounds. The junior winners were Kaylee and Analise Mendelman. In Napeague Harbor the winner was Donald with a clam weighing 2.4 pounds. The Junior winners were Will Bennett and Dylan Cama with a 1.4- pound clam. The overall winner of the contest with a clam weighing in at 2.4 pounds was Daniel From of Napeague harbor. A good time was had by all and the clams caught in the contest are going to be rereleased back into the harbors they came from. Each winner was awarded a nice gift basket and those winners who were not around when their names were called were assumed to be “out clamming.” Until next year, clam on.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 35 www.danshamptons.com

South O’ the Highway

(and the North too)

(continued from page 14)

benefit cancer research. Fellow Hamptonite Kelly Ripa will be there to support her, as well as Chaka Khan, John Legend, Joss Stone, Mark Consuelos, Star Jones, Liz Smith, Petra Nemcova, Jamie-Lynn Sigler and the Duchess of York. * * * The York Theatre Company has announced its second show in the fall 2007 Musical in Mufti Series, Enter Laughing: The Musical, which will run from September 28-30 at the Theatre Saint Peters on 54th street, and star “L.A. Law’s” Jill Eikenberry and Michael Tucker, with Stuart Ross directing. The musical series celebrates the work of playwright Joseph Stein. Tickets are on sale now. * * * Whaling town turned big box business battlefield Sag Harbor took some time off from fighting a proposed CVS to throw itself a birthday party this past weekend. The threeday fete kicked off with the 12th Annual Lobster Bake to Benefit the Sag Harbor Whaling and Historical Museum, featuring singer/songwriter Caroline Doctorow. The following day saw the 12-meter America’s Cup Yacht Race on the bay, featuring sleek ships competing with one another. Local celebrities like Tulla Booth, Rebecca Cooper, Cuca Romley, Erica Jong and The Oasis’ Gina and John Donnelly and Kerri Dollinger all showed up to celebrate the town’s 300th birthday. * * * Southampton’s Tommy Hilfiger has teamed up with ad executive George Lois and created the big book Iconic America: A Roller Coast Ride Through the Eye-Popping Panorama of American Pop Culture. The two men were toasted last week at an elaborate party for the book at the Museum of Modern Art. Debbie Harry performed at the party to an eclectic audience that included Sean Lennon, Lydia Hearst, Fabian Basabe, Tinsley Mortimer, The MisShapes, and Lindsey Buckingham. The book, a photographic tour de force of American culture, comes out on November 6 with much of its proceeds going towards the U.S. Fund for UNICEF. * * * The Peconic Land Trust has announced the opening of Plein Air Peconic II at the Wallace Gallery in East Hampton on October 5. The art show will be the second major exhibition emanating from the collaboration between the Peconic Land Trust and 13 local artists in the group known as Plein Air Peconic. By painting, photographing and exhibiting conserved land and other open spaces of the East End, the artists hope to call attention to what has already been accomplished by land (continued on page 37)

Dr. Robert Semlear’s Hamptons Laser & Skin Medical Spa Look Your Best On Your Wedding Day Botox only $12 per unit • Restylane Collagen Juvaderm and Perlane

Book your Bridal Party Day of Beauty Today! • Laser Hair Reduction • Laser VeinurReduction New go in c u d •InLaser Collagen Resurfacing ials tro d Fac izeWave m o • Acoustic Cellulite Reduction t s Cu zanne • Medical by SuMicrodermabrasion with Chemical Peels

• Mesotherapy • Anti-Aging Packages • Acne Treatment Packages • Sunless Spray Tanning • Rosacea and Age Spot Reduction with IPLTherapy

www.hamptonslaserandskin.com • 725-7453 • 12 Northview Drive, Sag Harbor, NY 11963

FREE CENTRAL AIR-CONDITIONING FOR 1 YR. PURCHASE FURNACE AT 1/2 PRICE AS SUMMER WINDS DOWN LOCAL CONTRACTOR REVEALS WHAT OTHERS REFUSE TO TELL Most anyone in business has their busy and slow times. The heating and air-conditioning industry is no different, and fluctuates dramatically with season and weather. Like now the fall weather is too mild for either A/C or heating. This is literally how it works. When we get to peak hot or cold seasons two things happen 1) our sales and service staff have more work than we can handle. 2) The demand is so high; there is no reason to discount the price. In the off-season the a/c and heating business slows down to the point where our installers are sitting around without much work. Many companies lay people off in these slow times and hope to replace their skilled workers when business picks up. This is not a good business practice and is unfair to the employees and their families. Other Dealers have refused to compromise and let the public know this, but at Flanders’s we value our skilled workers greatly and would rather keep them busy, even if it means making little or no money. To do this, I’m going to slash the price of our first rate A/C and Heating Systems. Here’s my offer: Purchase a Premier Central Heating & Air-Conditioning System (furnace and a/c) and I’ll Give you a high efficient furnace at 1/2 the normal price. Plus take one year to pay for the system W.A.C (with approved credit) If you need only an A/C or Furnace, I’ll still give you a discount off the cost of the equipment plus guarantee at least 25% energy savings or I’ll pay you double the difference of any unrealized savings during the firs year. You see, September through November is a slower time of the year for my company. With Back to school expenses and last minute summer vacations coupled with the fact that summer is over & winter isn’t started yet, folks are putting off buying A/C till next year. It’s also not cold enough for the heating season to start or do furnace replacements. So by helping us now we’ll pass big savings on to help you, a true win, win.

With your new Air-Conditioner and/or Furnace, we will go the extra mile to give you up to 10 years Parts and Labor warranty against any future repair bills. That’s a full decade!!! Free for 1 Year; As I stated earlier you’ll not have to pay for this system for up to a year with our 360 day No Payment and No Interest. You see while most folks are waiting till next year to purchase a/c you’ll get to enjoy a/c though the remaining of the hot times in comfort and lock in 2007 pricing, all while not having to pay anything till 2008. Not to mention getting a more efficient furnace before winter gets here, you’ll start saving real energy dollars right away. Here’s my offer: Summary: • Purchase a Premier A/C system and get a hi-efficient furnace at 1/2 price. • Guarantee 25% energy savings • Don’t pay till Summer 2007 • Repair free Warranty for up to 10 Years • The best in quality and efficiency. • 1 Yr. No Interest No Payment. Plus all our systems are covered by our Exclusive 365 day 100% Unconditional Satisfaction Money Back Guarantee. So call Flanders Heating & A/C. Today for your free no obligation survey at 631-727-2760 (Monday – Friday 8:00am – 5:00pm) This offer expires November 30th, 2007 or after we fill 37 installation slots, whichever comes first. At that time our schedule will be full and the savings will go away. Early Bird Special: If you’re one of the first 10 people to call, we’ll include a Free Accessory with the purchase of a Heating & A/C system, a $650 value.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 36 www.danshamptons.com

...for your Motor Car Convenient to Bridgehampton LIRR and Jitney Pampered Storage

Really Pampered Storage

Positively Coddled Storage

Dry, secure ‘dead’ storage. We disconnect your battery and have your car washed and running when you’re ready to pick it up. $195.00 per month

Accessible, heated storage in our modern building; we disconnect your battery OR attach a Battery Minder; we can arrange service or inspection appointments for you, and we’ll have your car expertly detailed and ready to go any time with 24-hours notice $325.00 per month

For the most fastidious owners, we can provide a “Carcoon®” ‘bubble’ to enclose your car for prolonged storage. The “Carcoon®”’s small fan circulates carbon-filtered air through the car, preventing a build-up of condensation and airborne pollutants which can cause oxidation and deterioration to upholstery and other fabrics $425.00 per month

KENSINGTON MOTOR GROUP INC 213 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton 537.1868 kenmotor@gmail.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 37 www.danshamptons.com

South O’

(continued from page 35)

conservation and the need to save as much more land as possible from the development the East End is experiencing. * * * Pregnant news anchor Campbell Brown and her political strategist husband Dan Senor have gone to contract on a Hamptons home. The power couple is close to purchasing a three-bedroom, two-bath contemporary on a manicured half-acre with a pond in a private North Haven community. The seven-

Bench

room, 2,700-square-foot house includes a gourmet kitchen, a master bedroom with a sitting area, a wood-burning fireplace and a hot tub overlooking the yard. It is two doors down from Jon Stewart’s home and around the corner from Edie Falco. It was announced last July that Brown, the Weekend Today co-host and former White House correspondent, would leave NBC after 11 years to take over Paula Zahn’s CNN slot.

* * * The Hamptons Film Festival is running from October 17-21. This year’s Hamptons Film Festival poster has been designed by acclaimed artist and East Hampton resident Billy Sullivan who first visited the Hamptons with Andy Warhol in the 70s. A retrospective showcasing of 15 years of poster artwork, including posters by Julian Schnabel and Cindy Sherman, will be on display during the Festival.

gave me permission later to write this), “but at one point the Alumni Association did seriously consider stealing the bench back. We sent a volunteer to Brookville to try to locate it before we went over there. He came back to say that he couldn’t find the bench anywhere. So we never took this thought any further.” In 2006, LIU sold their Southampton campus to New York State for approximately $35 million. New York State has now opened a new college called SUNY Stony Brook Southampton. It is now in the second semester of its existence. And it appears that it is going to be very successful. In these circumstances, the Alumni Association took up another collection from the alumni and once again bought a bench as a

memorial to Linda Gronlund. This Sunday, September 30 at 10 a.m., the dedication of this bench will take place not at the college campus, but in the Linda Gronlund Memorial Nature Preserve off the Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike. Mrs. Gronlund wants no repeat of what happened at LIU Southampton, even after assurances that the insensitivity of what happened there would never happen with the more enlightened SUNY Stonybrook Southampton College. And who could blame her? The bench also bears a plaque to the memory of Christopher Racaniello, another Southampton College alumni who died in 9/11 while at work for the law firm of Dancer Fitzgerald Cantor in the south tower.

(continued from page 16)

Braveman, who is the President of the Alumni Association. Alan expressed astonishment. He went to look for it and found her claim was true. The bench was gone. “They can’t do this,” he told Mrs. Gronlund. “LIU has nothing to do with this bench dedicated to your daughter. It’s our bench. We paid for it. LIU didn’t pay a dime and we never gave it to them. We’ll get it back.” But the Alumni Association could not get it back. LIU said that the bench was at their Brookville Campus eighty miles to the west of Southampton. And now it was theirs. Outraged, Braveman wrote articles about this offense for this newspaper. It didn’t do any good. All LIU would say was that they were not about to give away school property. They weren’t interested in hearing that the bench wasn’t theirs. That was a technicality. “This is off the record,” Alan said (though he

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 38 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 39 www.danshamptons.com Photo Page Editor: Maria Tennariello

GORDINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S VIEW

Layout Design: Joel Rodney

AMARYLLIS FARM EQUINE RESCUE BENEFIT A benefit art show/reception was held for the Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue at The Water Mill Museum Gallery. Fabulous original artwork was sold by renowned artists in the three day event to help save horses from slaughter and abusive situations.

photos & text by barry gordin

1. Deborah Anderson, Lorraine Barrett, Holly Dunham 2. Bill Girimonti, Carol Girimonti 3. Susanne Corbelletta, Carol Boye 4. Pam Capozzola, Lisa Smart 5. Kimberly McSparran, Helen Smith Jones 6. Karen Schoonmaker, Susan D'Alessio

BILLY PORTER'S "BEING ALIVE" "Being Alive" a new muscal review conceived and directed by Billy Porter (an award winning theater performer) that blends the songs of Stephen Sondheim with the poetry of William Shakespeare to tell the universal story of mans seven ages in African-American musical idioms including soul, jazz, blues, R&B, hip-hop and gospel took place at the Westport Playhouse.

MAN AND SUPERMAN

East End Books at The Circle in East Hampton held an opening reception and book signing for Catherine Ledner. Her new book Animal House is a magical collection of her animal portrait photographs.

2 1

1. Catherine Ledner 2. Dina Merrill, Nina Rumbough

HAMPTONS HOUND YAPPY HOUR Hamptons Hound in Bridgehampton is hosting "Yappy Hour" for you and your canine friends every Saturday from 4-6pm. Wine & Tea for the humans and organic treats for Victoria Phoenix, Ann Thomas mans best friend. Newton with Blondie, Lucy, and Sky

ANIMAL HOUSE

1. Natalie Venetia Belcon, Tasha Michelle, N'Kenge 2. Joan Sittenfield, Leslie Odam Jr. 3. Ken Robinson 4. Billy Porter, Doug Petri

Euan Morton and KT Sullivan who performed at Bay Street and Guild Hall starred in a staged reading of George Bernard Shaw's Man and Superman at the Players Club along with a star studded cast. 1. Michael Cerveris, Euan Morton 2. George S. Irving, KT Sullivan

WORLD PREMIERE 2006 Emmy Award Winner/Guilding Light Tom Pelphrey stars in a world premiere of a new absurdist play "A New Televison Arrives Finally," at Theatre 54 in NYC. Bryan Fenkart, Tom Pelphrey, Kate Russell

LANDSCAPE ARTISTS AT GRENNING Laura Grenning hosted an opening reception for local landscape artists, who sailed into our waters just to paint local scenes for the Gallery at 90 Main Street in Sag Harbor. Jennifer Holmes, Bernard C. McTigue, Laura Greening, Vincent Elliott

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 40 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s Papers Goes To…

“END OF SUMMER” CLAM BAKE

Photos: Kathy Rae, Text: Maria Tennariello

Dan Rattiner and his assistant Joan Gray, hosted a clam bake at Sagg Main Beach for the entire staff at Dan’s Papers as a token of appreciation for all the hard work and long hours putting the paper together every week. Jim Turner & Co., entertained while Catering Adventures at Indian Island Country Club in Riverhead prepared the sumptuous clam bake. The staff chilled out around a bonfire, while our publisher sang along with Jim Turner. It was an unforgettable evening under a clear blue sky. Thank you Dan from all of us!

15 12

1. Dan Rattiner & Spalding 2. Silvia Lehrer, Peter Martin, Joan Gray, Maria Tennariello 3. Darielle Watnick, Joan Zandell 4. Catherine Ellams, Jim Smith, Jean Lynch, Richard Scalera 5. Janine Cheviot, Eileen Dermody, Jean Lynch, Kathy Rae 6. Kirk Cassels, Victoria Cooper 7. Jan Silver, Bob Ankerson 8. Toniann Esposite 9. The Dream Team: Chef Russell Moran Jr. of Catering Adventures at Indian Island Country Club, Jason Gonzalez, Tim O’keefe 10. Richard Firstenberg 11. Kim Vega, Ellen Direguardi 12. Matt Cross 13. Steve Daniels, Joyce Pissarra 14. Sabrina Mashburn 15. Jason Dadarria, Kelly Merritt, Gen Salomone, Nicole Caruso 16. Lisa DeLisi 17. Jim Turner, Dan Rattiner 18. Tom Swiminer, David Rattiner, Joel Rodney, Derrick Wells

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 41 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s North Fork

North Fork Vodka Country With Wine Business Thriving, NF Entrepreneurs See Opportunity With Vodka By Henry J. Salmaggi Crushed grapes? Not for these guys. Two childhood friends from Kings Park are bottling Vodka in the heart of Long Island wine country. Richard Stabile and his partner Daniel Pollicino are in the process of converting an old Baiting Hollow potato barn into a vodka distillery The company is called Long Island Spirits. They will be the first to make handcrafted vodka using ingredients that include Long Island growN potatoes. Their first product, LiV(rhymes with five) Vodka. During a recent tour of the gutted potato barn on Sound Avenue, Rich said the idea behind LiV was spawned in part by his passion for wine and spirits. Growing up in an Italian household, Rich told me he has fond memories of making wine with his grandfather in the basement of their family’s Brooklyn home. Stabile spent most of his summers vacationing in Nassau Point. Since then he’s felt a strong bond to the North Fork. He says the passage of a recent state law now allows spirits to be distilled on the Long Island. That’s when he told his lifelong buddy Dan about LiV and things started brewing. From start to finish Stabile says it takes about two weeks to turn a spud into vodka. That said they hope to pump out anywhere from 5,000 to 8,000 cases of ultra premium vodka a year. The bottles will run you around $36 for

“Chef Tom Lopez stands high among the ranks of the top chefs on Long Island.” ~ Roy Bradbrook, Dan’s Papers

750 ml and about $42 for a liter. Their future plans include a tasting room overlooking part of an 80-acre potato farm, similar to what you would find at local vineyards. They will also offer tours so you can actually watch how the vodka is made. Rich says when they get things up and running smoothly they hope to dabble in flavored vodkas. Riverhead Town Supervisor Phil Cardinale says he’s delighted to welcome Long Island Spirits. He says the “distillery is a great addition to the thriving agri-tourism industry, which stimulates and supports our local economy and local environment.” So what are North Fork locals saying about the soon to be distillery? “Long Island found a new way to serve their spuds, we’re looking forward to supporting another local industry,” said Barney Pelan, the bar manager at Claudios Restaurant in Greenport. Veteran vodka consumer and local barkeep Scotty Hollid of Southold can’t wait. Scotty says he can’t believe local potatoes will soon taste even better than French Fries. Now the information you’ve been waiting for, when can you expect to order your first dirty LiV martini – or Liv Ice Tea? Rich and Dan hope to have bottles of LiV on store shelves and in local restaurants by this winter. So there could be Long Island vodka available for Valentine’s Day, what a gift! If you want to check out some more information on LiV or to know what is happening down at the distillery, check it out .

Motorcoach Service between

The North Fork & New York City FALL 2007 Effective Thurs., September. 20 through Wed., January 2, 2008 Westbound*

READ DOWN

BAYVIEW INN & RESTAURANT

ARRIV.

D E PA R T I N G

Mon AM LIGHT PM BOLD Only Orient Point — Orient Village — East Marion — Peconic Landing — Greenport 4:45 Southold 4:50 Peconic 4:55 Cutchogue 5:00 Mattituck 5:10 Laurel 5:15 Jamesport 5:20 Aquebogue 5:25 Riverhead 5:30 Tanger Outlet 5:35 Airport Connection Manhattan

7:15 7:25

Eastbound*

AM LIGHT

Manhattan/86th Manhattan/69th Manhattan/59th Manhattan/44th Airport Connection Tanger Outlet Riverhead Aquebogue Jamesport Laurel Mattituck Cutchogue Peconic Southold Greenport East Marion Orient Village Orient Point

“They have a terrific, caring wait staff and a talented chef, Tom Lopez, in the kitchen...” - NY Times

JOIN US FOR

OKTOBERFEST th st October 9

-31

(excluding Saturdays)

Prix Fixe Authentic Food & Beverage Menu Corner of Front St. and Jamesport Ave., S. Jamesport Open Year Round • 722-2659

PM BOLD

D E PA R T I N G

Zagat Rated “Excellent” For Food and Service

OF THE

ARRIVING

BEST BEST 2006

8:50 9:00

7 Days 7 Days 9:30 11:30 9:35 11:35 9:40 11:40 9:42 11:42 9:50 11:50 10:00 12:00 10:05 12:05 10:10 12:10 10:20 12:20 10:25 12:25 10:30 12:30 10:35 12:35 10:40 12:40 10:45 12:45

9:50 12:20 2:20 10:00 12:30 2:30

Fri thru 7 Days 7 Days Mon 2:30 4:00 5:30 2:35 4:05 5:35 2:40 4:10 5:40 2:42 4:12 5:42 2:50 4:20 5:50 3:00 4:30 6:00 3:05 4:35 6:05 3:10 4:40 6:10 3:20 4:50 6:20 3:25 4:55 6:25 3:30 5:00 6:30 3:35 5:05 6:35 3:40 5:10 6:40 3:45 5:15 6:45 5:20 5:30

6:50 7:00

7:20 7:25 7:30 8:00 8:20 9:40 9:45 9:50 9:55 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55

11:40 11:45 11:50 11:55 12:00 12:05 12:15 12:20 12:25 12:35 12:45 12:50 12:55

7 Days 7 Days 11:20 1:20 11:25 1:25 11:30 1:30 12:00 2:00 12:20 2:25 1:40 1:45 1:50 1:55 2:00 2:05 2:15 2:20 2:25 2:35 2:45 2:50 2:55

W Sun Only — — — — 9:50 10:00 10:05 10:10 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:40 10:45

9:20 10:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 12:30

8:20 8:30

Fri

7 Days 9:35 9:40 9:45 10:00 10:20

W W Sun Sat & Sun — 7:45 — 7:50 — 7:55 — 7:57 6:50 8:05 — 8:15 — 8:20 — 8:25 — 8:35 — 8:40 — 8:45 — 8:50 — 8:55 — 9:00

Sept./Oct. Only

To North Fork Fri & Sat Sept./Oct. Sat Only Nov./Dec.

READ DOWN

To Manhattan

Mon thru Fri 7 Days — — — 7:00 — 7:05 — 7:07 6:00 7:15 6:10 7:25 6:15 7:30 6:20 7:35 6:30 7:45 6:35 7:50 6:40 7:55 6:45 8:00 6:50 8:05 6:55 8:10

3:40 3:45 3:50 3:55 4:00 4:05 4:15 4:20 4:25 4:35 4:45 4:50 4:55

7 Days 3:20 3:25 3:30 4:00 4:25 6:15 6:20 6:25 6:30 6:35 6:40 6:50 6:55 7:00 7:10 7:20 7:25 7:30

Sept./Oct. Only

Thurs

4:20 4:25 4:30 5:00 5:25

& Fri 5:20 5:25 5:30 6:00 6:25

7 Days 6:20 6:25 6:30 7:00 7:25

7 Days 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:30 8:50

— — — — — — — — — 8:10 — — —

7:45 7:50 7:55 8:00 8:05 8:10 8:20 8:25 8:30 8:40 — — —

8:40 8:45 8:50 8:55 9:00 9:05 9:15 9:20 9:25 9:35 9:45 9:50 9:55

10:10 10:15 10:20 10:25 10:30 10:35 10:45 10:50 10:55 11:05 — — —

On select trips, North Fork passengers may be required to transfer in Manorville.

“Greenporter” Non-stop service to and from Greenport, available Eastbound on Friday and G The Westbound on Sunday through October.

Visit our website www.hamptonjitney.com for Online Reservations, Information and Value Pack orders

(631) 283-4600 (212) 362-8400

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 42 www.danshamptons.com

North Fork Events FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 A HOBO HOMECOMING- Thursday-Saturday, Sept. 27-29 check out the Twin Forks Folk Music Festival and Hobo Homecoming, presented by the Railroad Museum of Long Island and Hallockville Museum Farm Fall Festival and Craft Show, at several venues in Riverhead. Friday, 7:30 p.m.—’Banjo’ Fred Starner hosts ‘Round the Jungle Fire’ at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall; features national and international folk music performers including “Totem Pole” Rik Palieri; Mr. Larry Penn; King of the Hobos “Luther the Jet” and “Serenity” The Hobo National Gospel Singers. Tickets, $15, are available at music hall or at East End Arts Council; call 631-7270900. Saturday, 11:30 a.m.- 9:30 p.m.—Continuous folk music at Polonaise Park Pavilion; performers include Eastbound Freight; Bruce MacDonald, Rocket and Friends; Free Grass Union; Rik Palieri; Larry Penn; The John Divello Band; Dunegrass; Boom Mike Mead; Mr. Bojangles; Ed Mocko; Ragtime Frank Schaap; Banjo

Fred Starner; Glenn Jocquim & Rick Hall and “Serenity” The Hobo National Gospel Singers. Refreshments provided by Polish Town Civic Association. Tickets: $15 at gate; special 2 for 1 tickets include entrance to Hallockville Museum Farm show: adults “2-fer,” $17; children age 5-12 and seniors, $11; family of 4, $50. 631477-0439, 631-727-7920. BBQ AND FUN NIGHT- 5:30-8 p.m.: Teen Night at George G. Young Community Center kicks off 2007-08 season with Family BBQ/Fun Night, sponsored by Town of Riverhead Recreation Department, Town of Riverhead Youth Bureau and Council For Unity Parent/Community Chapter. Tickets: $5; available at door but reservations required. 631-722-4444, ext. 737, lyczkowski@riverheadli.com. NORTH FORK FOOD AND WINE FESTIVAL- 711 p.m.—North Fork Food & Wine Festival presented by Mattituck Lions Club at Martha Clara Vineyards Barn Hall, Riverhead, in honor of Walter Krupski Jr. as 2007 “Knight of the Blind” and to benefit local youth activi-

ties. Event features food from Antares Caféé, Bayview Inn, Elbow Room, Fifth Season, Jamesport Manor and Jedediah Hawkins, Red Door, live music and raffles of wide screen television and other prizes. Advance tickets only: $60. 796-7013. 5-8 p.m.: Annual East End Lions chinese auction in tasting room. 631-298-2222.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 A HOBO HOMECOMING- Thursday-Saturday, Sept. 27-29 check out the Twin Forks Folk Music Festival and Hobo Homecoming, presented by the Railroad Museum of Long Island and Hallockville Museum Farm Fall Festival and Craft Show, at several venues in Riverhead. Friday, 7:30 p.m.—’Banjo’ Fred Starner hosts ‘Round the Jungle Fire’ at Vail-Leavitt Music Hall; features national and international folk music performers including “Totem Pole” Rik Palieri; Mr. Larry Penn; King of the Hobos “Luther the Jet” and “Serenity” The Hobo National Gospel Singers. Tickets, $15, are available at (continued on page 46)

North Fork Dining Log Crossroads Diamond Restaurant- A cozy intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy hand-crafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. Call 631-369-2221. Blackwell’s- This wonderful steakhouse in Wading River serves amazing appetizers such as the Carpaccio of Beef with shaved truffles and Frisee salad or the Great Rock Chopped Salad. They also offer, besides the world’s greatest cuts of steak, an excellent choice of fish and seafood. A great spot to enjoy the good life after a game of golf. They also offer catering. Blackwell’s is a fixture in its class. Located in Wading River. 631-929-1800 or visit www.blackwellsrestaurant.com The Restaurant at Four Doors Down- Provides a warm and welcoming country atmosphere specializing

in authentic Italian, German and continental cuisine. Well known for great food and reasonable prices. Private party room is perfect for special functions. Main Road, Mattituck (across from the Waldbaum’s Shopping Center) 631-298-8311. The Jamesport Manor Inn- Experience North Fork History and unprecedented local cuisine in the magnificently reconstructed 1850’s Gothic Revival Mansion. New American Cuisine with a Mediterranean flair, expertly prepared, each dish is infused with excitement, sophistication and pure artistry. Menu is complemented by an extensive wine list, carefully selected, featuring wines from the east and west coasts, the Mediterranean and down under. Serving Lunch and Dinner daily. Private parties accommodated. Located at 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500, email inn@jamesportmanor.com or visit www.jamesportmanor.com. Buoy One – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. Old Mill Inn- Fine waterfront dining in an unspoiled corner of Long Island, serving fresh ingredients from local waters and farms. Open Wednesday through Monday. www.theoldmillinn.net. 631-298-8080. 5775 West Mill Road, Mattituck. Parto’s – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank

i|ÄÄtzx VÜÉááÜÉtwáAAA

“Where chefs put ‘local’ into culinary delights” Joanne Starkey - NY Times - 08/19/07 Rated VERY GOOD

Diamond Restaurant and Sports Bar Lounge

presents its new

Sunday Brunch

Waffles, Omelets, Carving Stations, Peel & Eat Shrimp & More! 9AM-1PM ~ Adults $12.95* ~ Kids 10 & Under $5.95* *Plus Tax & Gratuity

Happy Hour 2 Hours 4:30-6:30pm Open 7 days a Week - Serving Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Sunday Brunch

3725 Rte. 25 and Edwards Ave., Calverton

631-369-2221 (Conveniently located 2 miles west of Tanger Outlets)

New American Cuisine Expertly Prepared * Pure * Sophisticated * Exciting Private Dining Rooms

Lunch, Dinner & Sunday Brunch BEER DINNER -Thursday, October 11 Featuring Blue Point Brewing Company and Southampton Publick House ~ Ales & Lagers

HARVEST DINNER -Thursday, October 25 Featuring Satur Farms and Local Wine Pairings $75 per person (vegetarian pairings always available)

370 Manor Lane, Jamesport Call for a Reservation 631-722-0500 jamesportmanor.com • inn@jamesportmanor.com Matthew Kar, Owner • Eric Rickmers, Executive Chef

Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Oldstyle, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. Call 631-727-4828. Farmer Bar-serves real southern pit barbecue in a country roadhouse setting. All of our ‘cue meats are smoked “low and slow” over apple and cherry wood for 6 - 12 hours producing that undeniable barbecue flavor. Centrally located on Depot Lane in Cutchogue, Farmer Bar is the perfect accompaniment to the North Fork experience. Open 7 days/week 11am - 11pm Take- out and catering available. 631 734-5410. Tweed’s Restaurant and Buffalo Bar – Oldest restaurant & hotel on the North Fork. Famous for their buffalo steaks. Open seven days: lunch & dinner, 11 a.m. - closing. Live jazz & blues. Call for reservations. Located at the famous J.J. Sullivan Hotel, 17 E. Main St., Riverhead. 631-208-3151. Chowder Pot Pub - A Greenport tradition for almost 30 Years, featuring the North Fork’s best steaks, prime rib and seafood. Spectacular views of the Harbor from the Boardwalk Bar and the outside deck add to your dining experience. Live entertainment Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. Open 7 Days Lunch and Dinner. 102 3rd Street, Greenport 631-477-1345. Jedediah’s - Award-winning chefs Tom Schaudel and Michael Ross offer the finest local seasonal cuisine and exceptional service in an elegantly renovated Victorian sea captain’s mansion, set on beautifully landscaped grounds and surrounded by acres of farmland. The 2500-bottle international wine cellar includes a sampling of every wine produced on Long Island. Rated “excellent” by The New York Times and Newsday. Zagat’s rating: “extraordinary to perfection” for food and decor. Open daily for lunch and dinner, Sunday brunch. Terrace dining as weather permits. Jedediah Hawkins Inn, 400 South Jamesport Avenue, Jamesport. www.jedediahhawkinsinn.com. 631-722-2900. Cooperage Inn- Casual Country dining in a cozy relaxed atmosphere featuring local wines and produce. Serving lunch, dinner and Sunday Brunch. 631-7278994. Legends- Sophisticated new American dishes prepared by an imaginative chef. Eclectic menu with some Asian influences. Zagat-rated! Down by the water in quaint historic New Suffolk. Heart of North Fork’s wine country. Sipping tequilas, single-malt scotches & over 200 craft beers. Open 7 days a week, year-round for lunch and dinner. 835 First Street, New Suffolk. 631734-5123 A Touch of Venice- A Touch of Venice offers fine dining in a casual waterfront setting. Our cuisine is prepared with fresh local produce and seafood, and Italian specialties. We have a large wine list with an emphasis on Long Island and regional Italian wines. Located in the Mat-a-Mar Marina (come by boat). 631-298-5851. 2255 Wickham Ave., Mattituck. www.touchofvenice.com.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 43 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s North Fork OVER

THE BARREL...

with Lenn Thompson

Early 2007 Vintage Reports The 2007 grape harvest is upon us and all of these sunny, warm days have vineyard managers and winemakers optimistic that 2007 could be a terrific year for Long Island wines. Of course, most that I’ve talked to are smart enough to curb that optimism with this reality — heavy rains, like we experienced in 2005 — could have a devastating effect. You probably remember those rains if you were on the East End during that eight-day period when up to 20 inches fell on local farms of all kinds. Still, there’s reason to be excited about the 2007 vintage, even if harvest isn’t in full swing yet. To this point, all of the grapes for sparkling wine have been harvested along with many whites. Ben Sisson, vineyard manager at McCall Vineyard in Cutchogue has also pulled in the pinot noir at that vineyard. “We spent the past week picking Pinot Noir for still wine……and I have to say I was very pleased indeed. Flavor development was superb. Pinot Noir is notorious for rot problems caused by its thin skin and tightly packed clusters, but luckily we avoided any, a testament to the wonderful growing conditions we had this year.” When I asked David Page, from Shinn Estate Vineyards in Southold, about their harvest, he echoed Sisson’s praise for the weather. He told me in an email “The best and most important thing that we can say about the harvest is that the sun is still shin-

ing, giving us the heat we need to ripen our fruit. We will take as much of this weather as we can get. So far we have harvested chardonnay for sparkling and Anthony, Barbara and myself are all quite pleased with what we have in the tank. Good acidity. Clean fruit.” He also added that “Sauvignon Blanc and Semillon should come in within a few days. The flavors that we are tasting from the fruit on the vine are ripe and showing bright citrus notes and some tropical undertones with just enough basil and thyme to keep it interesting. But of course we need to get it in the tank before we can make wine.” There’s that cautious optimism again, but others, like Peconic Bay Winery’s Matt Gilles are already calling the 2007 vintage a potentially classic one, “You know I’ll bring the rains in by saying this, but I don’t think I’ve seen more potential in a vintage in my near 30 years here. Even a bit of nasty weather will have a hard time eradicating the benefits of this prolonged dry spell and this wonderful stretch of clear, crisp weather with only a few rain events in the past couple of months.” When I asked local vineyard managers and winemakers if the 2007 growing season reminded them of any from the past, I got — expectedly — an array of

answers. Page declined to compare, saying “Each year as our fruit gets close to full ripeness we are astonished by the uniqueness of vintages here on Long Island. 2007 will be no different.” But Kareem Massoud of Paumanok Vineyards told me that “I wasn’t here for the full growing season in 88, 93 or 95, but I believe my father mentioned it reminded him of 88.” Richard Olsen-Harbich, winemaker at Raphael in Peconic compares it to 1997 “……from all the clear blue skies and dry, low humidity days we’ve had all summer.” But he was quick to add “But, it’s not over yet and we still

have to bring in our closer and get the final out ... until then, I’ll take it one day at a time. So, it sounds like this could be one hell of a year for Long Island wine, but as with any other year, wineries are at Mother Nature’s mercy. Richie Pisacano, who manages vineyards both at Roanoke Vineyards and Wolffer Estate, describes 2007 most concisely “Lots of sun, a little rain, plenty of heat, only a few birds, and just the occasional drunken raccoon — makes for a happy me. Unfortunately, my curse as a wine grower is that I can’t say it’s a great vintage until everything is over. So let’s talk over the holidays ... 2009.”

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 44 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s North Fork

Do We Need This Law? New State Music Law Doesn’t Apply To Our Musicians, They Are Just Too Good By Phyllis Lombardi Funny. I always thought music was one of the last truths around. Mr. Eliot Spitzer, has signed a new law for New York – a Truth in Music law. So tell me, do we need that law on the North Fork? It seems that there are some musical “fakers” around this state. They illegally impersonate groups they’re not associated with. For example, you think you’re hiring Paul’s orchestra for your daughter’s wedding bash and what you get is a group of novice musicians with a chubby, bald guy as conductor. With this

new law, those sour musicians could be fined up to $15,000. But I really don’t think there’s a problem with truth in music on the North Fork. We’re pretty honest around here. And our music people are so uniquely talented that there’d be no way to impersonate them. I’m starting with a personal experience. A few years back I decided to take some brush-up piano lessons (I hadn’t taken a lesson since I was 18). Obviously many years had passed since I sat down at a piano with a teacher beside me.

Now the teacher I went to was New Suffolk’s Patsy Rogers. And I tell you nobody could ever impersonate Patsy. She played the piano beautifully, of course, but her teaching was inspired. “You can do it, Phyllis” she’d say and most often she was right. I could memorize music – something I’d avoided since childhood. And why memorize? Because it frees you from the printed page, said Patsy. Makes sense. Patsy composes music, too. Her work has been performed all over the North Fork. Certainly Patsy’s one versatile musician who’s in no danger of being impersonated.

She’s one of a kind! Now out in Greenport High School a month or so ago there came a guy surely impersonator-free. He was visiting from Shelter Island as he has done before. You may recognize his name. Itzhak Perlman. Mr. Perlman heads up the Perlman Music Program on Shelter Island. That program instructs young musicians (ages 12-18) from all over the United States as well as other countries – Sweden, Russia, and Romania, for example. Well, the young people presented a program at the high school, a program for string instruments, but more than a program. It was a song of self given freely to the audience. Their music remains in our hearts. In Greenport, too, is another whose spirit and music abides. I trumpet Colin Van Tuyl who for years has played in and directed the Greenport Band. He’s a part of the North Fork Chorale and has gracenoted so many of our North Fork musicals and holiday celebrations. Thank you, Colin. This next North Fork music person lives in Mattituck. She also works there, by day. But on weekends and nights, Lauren Sisson sings. And oh, so well. She’s given many concerts on our fork, solo concerts, and sometimes in a quartet. Lauren’s poise and personality defy impersonation. But it is her voice we come to praise here. Lauren will sing Broadway show tunes, or German leider, or whatever. All impeccable, all beautiful. Like to hear Lauren – and soon? Then go see “The Music Man” presented by Riverhead Faculty/Community Theatre in November. Lauren will sing her heart out in the role of Marian, the librarian. And while we’re in Riverhead, let’s listen to the No Doubt World Famous Monday Night Band. For whatever reason, these musicians do their thing on Sunday afternoons at Pulaski Street School. Their thing? Singable selections by Harold Arlen and Richard Rogers. Or foot-tapping, flag-waving John Philip Sousa marches. How the audiences respond! With tremendous applause, even more joy and love. From outdoor concerts, to string quartets on a Sunday afternoon, to jazz bands in a local high school, to a kid struggling with some scales on an old porch piano – our North Fork is alive with the sound of music.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 45 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s North Fork

Those Little Changes North Fork Changes That Don’t Go Unnoticed Everything changes. The weather, of course, possibly your waistline, probably your ability to hike uphill. And changes aren’t necessarily resented. Often, in fact, they’re welcome. Who does not, for example, savor the cool of an autumn morning after a steamy summer? And if you walk uphill slowly now? Well, the better to see things. These thoughts came over the past few weeks – weeks when I realized how even ordinary words in my life have changed. Simple words. Like staples, scoot, seasoning. Staples, for so many years, were little metal things that brought order into my home. Income tax papers, stapled together, made me feel prepared to meet the IRS head-on. Or stapled lists of stuff to take on camping trips ( always we took too much). Scoot. Now there was a word to describe what little kids did when at play in a North Fork park. A pleasure to watch as they darted from swing to see-saw. Finally, seasoning. Sure, I like garlic and cinnamon, though the seasonings in my grandma’s sauerbraten do it for me. Every time. But then, unexpectedly, I spent some time in a hospital. Those staples? They’re not so endearing when they’re running up and down your abdomen. Then just listen to that perky nurse tell you to “scoot your butt” back on the hospital bed. It ain’t so easy and certainly no pleasure to watch. Seasoning? My hospital’s menu boasted food “seasoned for the patient’s dining enjoyment.” Well, this patient experienced a new seasoning – metallic. It was poured liberally into everything I ate – yogurt, chicken broth, skim milk. I do not want to think of myself as a prima donna. I thought I could adjust to change. It was tough, believe me. Did other North Forkers have similar experiences? Words changing meanings as folks and the North Fork moved on? I hoped so. My hospital musings wanted company. So it was I found Richie Hanusch. This Cutchogue guy, not 50, I’m sure, and looking much younger, related a few-months-ago Sunday-afternoon experience that gave new meaning to the phrase “pitch in.” Like any red-blooded American male, Richie thought baseball when he heard those words. Or maybe the signs on those trash baskets of years agp – Pitch In. Things are different now. You see, Richie has two college-age daughters who love everything about the Peconic Bay, including kayaking. On that Sunday, the young women were out kayaking later than usual – much later. Richie and his wife headed for the Cutchogue beach where their daughters set off from. Finally, Mom and Dad could wait no longer and they called Southold police. But not before “pitch in” received its new North Fork meaning. Richie said five or six people on the beach at the time (none of whom he knew) went out in their boats to search the bay. Everyone “pitched in” said Richie and he is grateful. Happy ending. One of the girls had indeed fallen from the kayak, but the girls made it to safety on another Cutchogue beach. On North Fork dry land, we now have lots of limousines. For Jane Utz, of Southold, limousine is a word much changed in her lifetime. Jane grew up thinking wealthy folks arrived at weddings or art show openings, or, as she calls ’em, “la de dah” events, in those sleek limos. Now limo has a different meaning for Jane. You see, Jane works at Pugliese Vineyards in Cutchogue. Each weekend the limousines arrive at the vineyard, discharge dozens of visitors, not for “la de dah” but for tasting, entertainment (usually live music) and just

plain fun. Jane welcomes the visitors, of course, but wishes they were a bit more interested in how wine is made and why our North Fork is suited for grape-growing. (I’ll let you in on a secret. Jane used to be a teacher and I just think she can’t get it out of her system.) Anyway, for Jane, limousine no longer means exclusive, but

rather, North Fork routine. Back a bit I said everything changes. I could be wrong. It may be that words like North Fork never change. Certainly its beauty remains, the cohesiveness of its people. Time and again, in centuries past till this very day, it seems North Fork means a handshake, help, and home.

COOPERAGE INN Don’t Miss Our

9th Annual Fall Festival EVERY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN SEPTEMBER 15TH THRU OCTOBER 21ST INCLUDING MONDAY COLUMBUS DAY OCTOBER 8TH FROM NOON UNTIL UNTIL 6PM (NO ADMISSION)

STARTING SATURDAY

SAMPLE SOME TASTY FALL FAVORITES FIRE ROASTED CORN, BRATWURST, CHICKEN POT PIE, PULLED BBQ PORK SANDWICHES, POTATOE PANCAKES, CRAB CAK SANDWICHES, BABY BACK RIBS, 1/2 ROASTED BBQ CHICKEN, FRIES, SWEET POTATOE FRIES, BURGERS & HOT DOGS, PUMPKIN BREAD SCONES, MUFFINS, ICE CREAM, COTTON CANDY, ETC FESTIVE BEERS, WINES & LIQUORS (FUN FOOD, TREATS & GOODIES FOE THE LITTLE ONES)

A VARIETY OF LIVE MUSIC~ SOLO ARTISTS ON SATURDAYS AND BIG BANDS ON SUNDAYS AND ON MONDAY COLUMBUS DAY FACE PAINTING, PONY RIDES AND A HUGE HAY PLAYGROUND! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

2218 Sound Ave. and Twomey Ave. Baiting Hollow, NY For more information, please call 631-727-8994 www.cooperageinn.com

A Touch of Venice Restaurant fine water view dining Fine North Fork Cuisine prepared with Italian soul

“Along with the local bounty, A Touch of Venice offers white tablecloth dining with views of bobbing boats and spectacular sunsets” Rated - very good - NY times Water view and patio dining * Large Wine list showcasing Long Island and Regional Italian Wine * Private Room and Patio Available for your special Occasion

298-5851 2255 Wickham Avenue, Mattituck touchofvenice.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 46 www.danshamptons.com

Dan’s North Fork Over the past years while reviewing restaurants of all types, I have been fortunate to meet many wonderful people whose lives are totally involved with making their restaurant the best it can possibly be. In all that time I have never met anyone more devoted or enthusiastic than Frank Spatola, the owner/chef of Parto’s on Main Street in Riverhead. Frank is Sicilian by birth and a talented mason as well as an expert cook. The brick and tile work and charming décor of this restaurant are all his creation. On our recent visit we were amazed to find that he has just built a beautiful new stone staircase to open up the top floor of the restaurant and that now there is a well appointed upstairs room that can hold just under fifty people and is ideal for private parties and meetings of all types. The main dining room is very comfortable, warm and atmospheric and you could well be in an Italian trattoria. You can spend a lot of time looking at all of the memorabilia around the room but you really should concentrate on the food choice because Frank consistently produces food of a very high quality for his patrons and over the past few years he has built up a good regular repeat clientele. I have often talked about ‘honest’ food in my reviews and I remain committed to the thesis that where food is concerned, honesty really is the best policy. Frank shares these beliefs, which are also integral to the traditional Sicilian cuisine dating back centuries. For him and his compatriots, the more simple the food the better the result, as long as the ingredients are fresh and of the highest quality. If you have ever been fortunate enough to visit the beautiful island of Sicily you will know how seriously they take food there and the result is this unfussy cuisine brimming with fresh tastes

Calendar

Partos 12 West Main Street Riverhead 631.727.4828 Pizzas here are classic, crisp crusts with wonderful sauce. Once before, I commented that I had never eaten better, even in Venice and again the pizza we started with was perfect. Just to show that he could even top this, Frank then sent out an eggplant dish that was absolutely incredible with a light texture and long deep tastes that really complemented the Pindar 2005 Cabernet Franc that he is just started stocking and which was recently judged the best red wine from New York State. The eggplant had just been sliced, lightly breaded and fried and topped with his home made tomato and basil sauce and with just a sprinkling of cheese to bring the whole dish to a perfect balance. Forget anything you may have tasted billed as eggplant parmigiana; this was a light elegant dish to really make you salivate. Sicily was the home of pasta and the pasta here is always fresh and the fettuccine accompanied by his signature home made pesto sauce topped with moist large shrimp was another dish to really make you sit back and enjoy the work of a master. The same applied to Frank’s version of veal saltimbocca. The veal was tender and tasty and was never swamped by the proscuitto or sauce and the excellent spinach complemented a totally well balanced dish.

Whatever you eat, the portions are very generous. Leaving space for dessert should be mandatory. Again, I have written before about the cannoli and tiramisu and they stay as wonderful and as seductive as ever. This time we also tasted something completely new to me. Cardoccio, dough fried and rolled and filled with super light ricotta made us try to find a little extra room to enjoy it and forget the calorie count! Everything served here, apart from one or two desserts, is made from scratch, so diners should expect a little wait, as everything is cooked to order. Based on all of our visits, the end result is well worth waiting for. Parto’s is open seven days a week from 11 am till 10 pm (12 to 9 on Sunday). The menu is very extensive and the main problem is always one of choice. Prices are ultra reasonable with appetizers and salads from $5 to $7; pizzas from $11 to $22; main courses from $10.50 to $16.50 and desserts from $3.50 to $4.50. They have a small but well priced wine list that features a number of Long Island wineries as well as Italian wines and by the glass they are from $5.50 and bottles start at $18. Parto’s is a restaurant that can quickly become the place of choice to go to when your taste buds demand good, high quality traditional Italian cooking either for something simple or a full meal. You will come away filled not just with good food but also with good feelings from the friendly welcoming service that is also an integral part of the dining experience Frank sets out to give all of his customers. – Roy Bradbrook

(continued from page 42)

music hall or at East End Arts Council; call 631-7270900. Saturday, 11:30 a.m.- 9:30 p.m.—Continuous folk music at Polonaise Park Pavilion; performers include Eastbound Freight; Bruce MacDonald, Rocket and Friends; Organic Farming Association (NOFA-NY). Saturday Sept 29 &30, 10am-6pm GARLIC COOK-OFF DATE & TIME: Saturday Sept 29, 4 pm JUDGE: Sylvia Carter, Newsday Food Writer at the Garden of Eve Organic Farm, 4558 Sound Avenue, Riverhead, located at the intersection of Northville Turnpike and Sound Avenue. For directions see or phone 631-722-8777. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FALL CRAFT FAIR- 10 a.m.-4 p.m.: Aquebogue Elementary School’s 16th annual Fall Craft Fair, hosted by Aquebogue Parent Teacher Organization on school grounds features handcrafted items, raffles and food. Proceeds to benefit school. Rain date: Sunday, Sept. 30. Tracy, 631-722-5171; tracyo@optonline.net. FALL FESTIVAL AND CRAFT SHOW- SaturdaySunday, Sept. 29-30, 10:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m.—Twenty-seventh annual Fall Festival and Craft Show at Hallockville Museum Farm, Riverhead; event celebrates harvest time and farming and features hay rides, children’s games, tractor pull, pony rides, craft vendors, food, local wine, corn maze and more. Admission: adults, $7; children under 12 and seniors, $5; family rate, $18. 631-298-5292. HARVEST FESTIVAL HAYRIDE HOEDOWN- 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spend harvest time with Palmer Vineyards and receive a free hayride with the purchase of a glass of wine or Kool-Aid for the kids. Live Bluegrass music with Buddy Merriam & Backroads from 1-5 PM. Free. Palmer Vineyards, Sound Ave. (Route 48), Riverhead (631) 7229463 or WINE TASTING CRUISE- 3-7 p.m.: Gardiners Bay wine tasting cruise to benefit Maurer Foundation for Breast Health Education and kick off Breast Cancer Awareness Month; sponsored by Cross Sound Ferry, Wronowski family, North Fork Bank, Castello di Borghese, Jamesport Vineyards, Macari Vineyards, Martha Clara Vineyards, Palmer Vineyards and Waters Crest Winery with support from J. Kings Foodservice and Digital Motion Marketing Solutions. Departs from

ferry dock at Orient Point; features live music and silent auction. Free parking; casual attire advised. Tickets: $100. Reservations: 516-535-5380. STUDENT FILM FESTIVAL- 3 p.m. is the Second annual East End Student Film Festival at Greenport Movie Theatre; approximately 40 submissions total. 3 p.m.—Runners-up screening. 6 p.m.—Finalists’ screening, first showing. 7:45 p.m.—Presentation of awards. 8:30 p.m.—Refreshments in caféé. 9 p.m.—Finalists’ screening, second showing. Sponsored by theater, Hudson City Savings Bank, Cablevision, Times/Review Newspapers and Tax Reduction Services. Free. Judges are Michael Edelson, John Williams Jr., Tom Leopold, Thomas DeWolfe, Herb Scannell and Joe Lauro. 631477-1226. TENTH ANNUAL ANTIQUE SHOW- 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. is the tenth annual antique show and sale presented by Griswold-Terry-Glover Post #803 American Legion Auxiliary, Southold. Proceeds to benefit veterans and restoration of historic headquarters. Admission: $3; free parking in rear. 631-734-5029, 631-298-4718. LIVE VINEYARD MUSIC- Corey Creek Vineyards (Main Road (Rt.25), Southold, NY) presents live music on the back deck overlooking the vines with The Paul Johnson Duo on Saturday, September 29th from 2-6 p.m. The Paul Johnson Duo can be described as classical jazz. There will be no charge for the performances. Corey Creek Vineyards is currently open for tastings 115 p.m. daily. For more information contact Corey Creek Vineyards at (631) 765-4168

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 FALL FESTIVAL AND CRAFT SHOW- SaturdaySunday, Sept. 29-30, 10:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m.—Twenty-seventh annual Fall Festival and Craft Show at Hallockville Museum Farm, Riverhead; event celebrates harvest time and farming and features hay rides, children’s games, tractor pull, pony rides, craft vendors, food, local wine, corn maze and more. Admission: adults, $7; children under 12 and seniors, $5; family rate, $18. 631-298-5292. THREE GENERATIONS- Three generations of

organists, dad, daughter and grandson, perform at St. Peter’s Lutheran Church, Greenport; reception follows concert. Organists: Philip Eyrich, Phyllis Johnson and David Johnson. Tickets: $10; proceeds to benefit Friends of Phil McKnight Fund. Reservations: 631-477-0662, ext. 10. HARVEST FESTIVAL HAYRIDE HOEDOWN- 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spend harvest time with Palmer Vineyards and receive a free hayride with the purchase of a glass of wine or Kool-Aid for the kids. Live Bluegrass music with Buddy Merriam & Backroads from 1-5 PM. Free. Palmer Vineyards, Sound Ave. (Route 48), Riverhead (631) 722-9463 or BIRD WATCHING- 9 a.m. the Long Beach Birding at Orient Beach State Park; take long hike through Long Beach section and view southbound migration of shorebirds, hawks and others. Bring water and binoculars; meet at snack bar in parking lot. Fee: adults, $3; children, $2. 631-323-2440. LEARN ABOUT ROCKETS- 11 a.m.-4 p.m.—Learn how rockets and airplanes fly at Long Island Science Center, 11 West Main St., Riverhead; see various flying objects and build and test airplanes, rockets and helicopters. Admission: adults, $2; children, $5. 631-2088000. www.lisciencecenter.org.

ONGOING EVENTS CHILDRENS ART PROJECT-The Children’s Art Project continues. Hector deCordova, an artist and teacher has brought children of diverse backgrounds, ages 8 to 12, to gether for a painting workshop. Their work can be seen at the Morris Meeting Room of the Rogers Memorial Library during regular Library hours. Runs until November 13. Call 631-477-0620 for more info. WEIGHT LOSS – The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. RussL’HommeDieu, a physical therapist holds a free weight management lecture & discussion session for people fighting similar weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has upheld a 200-pound weight loss himself. Space is limited. For more information contact New Life at 888-446-7764.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 47 www.danshamptons.com

EAST END KID: PUMPKIN TIME BY EMILY HART POST With a little help from Katlean de Monchy and David Post It was a children’s paradise at the Pumpkin Land festival in Water Mill on Route 27. I got a chance to do lots of stuff there including pony rides – thanks to Doris Taylor and Scorpion Farms in Southampton – then I went though a maze, played with other kids, went on rides and, of course, got some pumpkins to take home. It was a wonderful way to spend a perfect Fall Sunday afternoon.

KID KALENDAR COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 72, Benefits – pg. 51, Movies – pg. 66, Day by Day – pg. 51, Kids’ Events – pg. 47, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 64

THIS WEEK PAJAMA PARTY – 9/28 – 6 p.m. Pizza party pajama night with pizza, reading and art workshop. Free for members. Located at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. ART WORKSHOP – 9/29 – 10-11 a.m. Presented by the Golden Eagle, “Color Me Perfect” with artists Karyn Mannix. $20 including materials. Located at 14 Gingerbread Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-0603. SATURDAY STORIES – 9/29 – 11 -11:30 a.m. Open to all young listeners. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. KID STREET – 9/30 – 1 & 4 p.m. Russian American Kids Circus. Located at the Bay Street Theatre on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9500. ME & MY DAD – 9/30 – 2-3 p.m. Kids and dad make wooden butterfly houses. Located at CMEE, 376 Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8250. GOAT ON A BOAT – 10/1-10/2 – 9:30 a.m. Puppet show, games and songs for children under 3. Located at, Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7254193. www.goatonaboat.org AFTER SCHOOL ART – 10/1 – 3:45 -4:45 p.m. Kids K – 2nd free art workshop registration required. Located

at the Parrish Art Museum 25 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. For full schedual programming visit www.parrishart.org CRAFTS FOR CHILDREN AGES 18 – 36 months – 10/04 – 11:15 a.m. Fingerpainting Apples, regestration is required. Located at Rogers Memorial Library, Southampton. 631-283-0774 x519 CREATIVE ART WORKSHOPS– 10/04– 10-10:45 a.m. Children ages 2 to 3 and adult caregivers will explore the concepts of colors and shapes through art activities. $25/members, &35/non members. Located at the Parrish Art Museum 25 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. For full schedual programming visit www.parrishart.org

ONGOING PONY CLUB – 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Every Saturday learn all the wonderful things about ponies, take pony rides, play games and make crafts. For ages 3 and up. Located at Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue, 93 Merchant’s Path, Sagaponack. 631-537-7335. STORY TIME – Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Stories for children ages 4-7. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. QUOGUE LIBRARY STORYTIME – Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Join children of all ages for story time, literacy games, puzzles and more. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. JOY OF FAMILY MUSIC – A music program called “Music Together by the Dunes” for newborn children through five years. Friday mornings at SYS Southampton Town Recreation Center on Majors Path. Thursday mornings at the Southampton Cultural Center, Monday/Tuesday mornings at the Dance Center of the

Hamptons in Westhampton Beach on Old Riverhead Road, and Friday mornings at The Quogue School on Edgewood Rd, Quogue. Enroll Now. 631-764-4180. RHYME TIME – Wednesday mornings at 10 a.m. for children up to 3 years old. See you child listen to toddler stories and do simple arts & crafts. Located at the Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. THEATER WORKSHOP – 4:30-6:30 p.m. Stages’ Performance Workshop for ages 8-18 will rehearse on Mondays, Wednesdays and Friday for Frankenstein Follies at Bay Street Theatre. Rehearsals held at Southampton Town Recreation Center, 1370A Majors Path, Southampton. 631-329-1420 THEATER WORKSHOP – 4-5:15 p.m. Stages’ Creative Drama Workshop will meet Tuesdays through November 6. For ages 6-9. Classes held at Bay Street Theater, located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. 631-3291420.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

Teacher Resource Materials School Supplies

15 Ponquogue Ave. Hampton Bays Tel: 631-723-3053 • Fax: 631-723-3256

www.classroomconnectioninc.com Email: lauren@classroomconnectioninc.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 48 www.danshamptons.com

TAKE

Cedar Point to Val Shaffner House At a recent Southampton Trail Preservation Society meeting the board members discussed some new and exciting hiking routes for member hikes. One hike that was considered is a walk from Cedar Point County Park in East Hampton to the Val Schaffner House in Bridgehampton’s Long Pond Greenbelt. This is a hike that symbolizes the ties between the two towns and their respective trails groups. I decided to preview this hike with a friend. We left a car in a parking area near the Val Shaffner House and then drove to Alewive Landing where this walk begins. The (long) ramble took a little more than five hours. I’m not sure of the exact distance – I think it is about 11 miles. Driving directions to the hike destination: turn right, north on Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Turnpike (CR-79) for approximately 2 miles. Pass Scuttlehole Road on the left and immediately to the right, find a Nature Conservancy sign by a gated dirt driveway. The driveway is to the Val Schaffner House; it’s on the east side of Bridgehampton/Sag Harbor Tpk. about 100 yards north of the Scuttlehole Road intersection. It is a .3mile, bumpy ride to the house. Before reaching the house, there is a small parking area on the right side of the driveway with a Nature Conservancy sign, and a split rail fence across the trailhead, blocking motorized traffic, but allowing easy access by foot. To drive to the starting point of the hike from the Val Shaffner House, take Bridgehampton Sag Harbor Turnpike north. Turn right on Jermaine Avenue, right on Madison, left on Clinton. Pass the High School to make a right on Henry Street (Route 114). Follow Rte. 114 past Barcelona Neck to turn left onto Swamp Road. Turn right onto Old

A HIKE WITH

KEN KINDLER

Northwest Road and then a quick left onto Northwest Road. Follow Northwest Road to Alewive Brook Road, turn left and follow the road to its end by Alewive Landing. Park on the shoulder of the road. This is also an excellent place from which to launch a kayak. To begin the hike from Alewive Landing, head back up the road. Just before Terry Road look for a gate in the cyclone fence running along the left side of the road. Enter Cedar Point County Park through gate 3. Remember to close the gate behind you. The lack of trailhead signs and sparse blazing keeps the first section of the Northwest Path hidden. The rest of the trail is very well blazed, so if you don’t see a blaze for a while, you will know to backtrack and find the turn you missed. Start out walking parallel to Alewive Brook. There is an old NW Path triangle blaze, indicating that you may already be on the 6.5-mile NW Path.

The trail reaches an osprey nest and a bench facing out onto a panoramic view of brook and pond. A sharp right turn takes you back to Alewive Brook Road; the trail exits the County Park through gate 2. On the gate, some faded yellow-painted triangles assure the hiker that this is indeed the NW Path. The path follows Alewive Brook Road to the left crossing Scoy Run before turning right, to travel along the Run, then passing it again at the sluice where a well built bridge takes you across the run again. A less scenic, but more direct route is to the right on Alewive Brook Road 40 feet beyond the intersection with Terry’s Trail on the left side, by the entrance to a residential community. Note the sign: “Grace Estate Originally Settled in 1672.” It is a well-worn trail that meets up with the NW Path south of Scoy Run. At a “Y” intersection bear right back onto the path. At the next intersection, turn right onto the Paumanok Path heading west. Turning left will take you east on the PP a short distance to the trailhead by the School House plaque on Northwest Road. You will now be following the yellow triangles of the NW Path and the white rectangles of the PP. The next major intersection is Five Corners, where you follow the blazes across Whalebone Landing Road. It is easy to take a wrong turn here, so be alert for white or yellow blazes. If you took Whalebone Landing to the right the trail would take you to Northwest Harbor where a walk north along the shoreline would provide you with a pleasant beach walk back to Alewive Landing. Next week this 11-mile ramble continues. Ken Kindler is a Trails and Open Space Advocate working to help the trails groups and land managers care for our “Natural Island.” If you would like to learn more about our trails or help care for them, visit the Hiking Long Island website. www.hike-li.org

DAN’S TRAVELS Go Fish Offshore fisherman must be praying to the right weather gods, because there were large catches of tuna, albacore, and marlin this past week. The ocean is teeming with large fish and marine life – baitfish, sea turtles and rays. Ed at Star Island Yacht Club and Marina, Montauk, says Pete Sullivan on his boat Blazer, fishing at the southwest corner of the Fishtails, caught a 260-pound big-eye tuna which took 90 minutes to reel in. Sullivan also caught seven albacore. All the fish were caught at night. Reelaxation out of Star Island, trolling during the day at the Fishtails, caught four albacore up to 40 pounds each and four yellowfin tuna up to 81 pounds. John Hart of the yacht Wrecking Crew, with his son Roger, fished 30 miles east of the Fishtails and caught five yellowfin up to 80 pounds. A hammerhead shark swam by their bait and a large mako shark jumped out of the water and hit the boat. Nick and Bob on the Seaduce, also fishing the ‘Tails, had 10 yellowfin tuna up to 65 pounds, six albacore up to 55 pounds and eight mahi mahi up to ten pounds each. The Sea Wolf, fishing east of the ‘Tails, had five yellowfin up to 70 pounds and seven albacore up to 50 pounds and a 60-pound wahoo – but their catch-of-the-day was an estimated 1000-pound blue marlin. It was brought to the side of the boat and released.

Dennis at Westlake Fishing Marina, Montauk, had a boat fishing east of the ‘Tails at night this past Monday which brought back 20 yellowfin tuna, 10 albacore and a 200-pound mako shark. East End Bait and Tackle, Hampton Bays, reports the reef off the Shinnecock Bay inlet has sea bass biting on fresh clams or squid. There are also blackfish, but they must be released until the season opens on October 1. In Shinnecock Bay and inlet, anglers are catching keeper-size striped bass at night on eels during the incoming/outgoing tides. Stripers are also at the Ponquogue Bridge biting on chummed clams. Ken Morse of Tight Lines Tackle, Sag Harbor, says bluefish up to 12 pounds are at Jessup’s Neck and striped bass are at the Race and the Ruins. (Ken is now offering a 20 percent discount

on Lamiglas rods.) Harvey Bennett of Amagansett’s Tackle Shop reports false albacore chasing pods of bait in Gardiner’s Bay and at Cherry Harbor southwest of Gardiner’s Island. One of Harvey’s customers caught a 43-pound striped bass off Montauk Point, which had a huge skate in its stomach. Linda at Jamesport Bait & Tackle says there are weakfish at Jessup’s Neck and porgies at Roger’s Rock and Horton Point. A client caught eight striped bass at night at Horton Point. Steve at Wego Fishing Station, Southold, reports big porgies caught off Fisher’s Island and Plum Gut, and large striped bass biting on live eels at Horton Point. Steve also says there are bluefish and weakfish in the Peconic bays. Surf fishing in Montauk, Paulie A. of Paulie’s Tackle says bluefish are being caught at the ocean beaches and large striped bass are biting on snappers on the north side of Montauk Point. There is a three-day surf fishing competition from noon Friday through noon Sunday (Sept. 28-30) at Napeague State Park, sponsored by The Fisherman magazine and the Long Island State Park Region. Prizes are awarded for the largest striped bass and bluefish caught in the surf, on the beach, off a jetty, bank or pier. Entry fee is $15; register by calling (631) 321-3510. –Rich Firstenberg (YeOldeSalt@aol.com)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 49 www.danshamptons.com

DAN’S TRAVELS FISH ON! Last Friday at 12:30 p.m., a crowd of eager anglers gathered at the docks near Lenny’s Restaurant in Montauk looking at what the Lazybone’s morning run brought in, not to mention many hoped to find a spot on the afternoon fishing trip. The Lazybones has been in business since 1985, under the direction of Captain Mike Vegessi. He has been fishing and treading the Montauk waters since 1977. Originally drawn to Montauk for its surf, Vegessi was an apprentice under many well-known captains such as Doug McCabe of the Frances Anne, who was one of Montauk’s first offshore masters, and Captain George McTruck, owner of the Sportfisher. Unlike other boats in Montauk that go for the full day, Veggesi began to operate half days, with flounder fishing in the spring, flukes in the summer and blues and bass fishing in the fall – and with the purchase of a new boat in 1997, a 55’ Bruno & Stillman, fiberglass boat, the Lazybones legacy was born. And today it is one of Montauk’s premiere fishing boats. Overhead the sun was bright and the temperature skimmed just above 80 degrees – a perfect September day for fishing in Montauk. I was accompanied by fishing extraordinaire Peter Cooper and, after talking with Kathy Vegessi, we were ready to fish. The Lazybones is a family-run business and Kathy helps by selling the tickets and arranging the trips. Their daughters, Serena and Rebecca, run their own 35’ Duffy named Ladybones, sailing from the Montauk, but on my trip, Rebecca was one of the two mates, the other being Danny Christman of Montauk. After meeting Captain Mike Vegessi, who promised an exciting and choc-full-of-fish run, we were ready to take off. Danny Christman helped Peter and me set up

Victoria and Peter Cooper aboard the Lazybones in Montauk

our dark and light blue rods, explaining that we were going to be diamond jigging for blue fish and striped bass. “You gotta’ be enthusiastic and stay by the bottom. That’s where all the action is!” Danny said. Diamond jigging is a really fun way to fish and essentially, when you use a diamond jig lure, you sink your diamond jig to the bottom and must immediately reel up six or eight times and then drop it back down to the bottom again with the hope that a fish will bite. As we left Montauk Harbor and came around the lighthouse, the offshore waters seemed as calm as a lake. After a few test runs with our rods, we set off a little further and watched as flocks of birds started to fly around crazily on the surface of the water. To anyone who is familiar with fishing, this means that fish are near. Beautiful, shiny bluefish glided on the top of the water and as Captain Vegessi sounded the horn for us to drop our jigs, he yelled out, “this one is a blitz, get

ready, you’ll all get bites!” Fall blitzing is a term used when a school of fish is passing through and, as they near the surface, they appear as if they were boiling. I felt a few tugs at the bottom of my line and as I reeled up, I thought I caught the big one. Maybe it was even a striped bass. But to my disappointment, it was only a mussel. “Hungry?” Peter asked me as he shook my line free of the bottom feeder. I may not have been so lucky but two men at the stern of the boat, “Indiana” and “Rich,” who are regulars on the Lazybones, caught a bluefish every time they jigged. Danny and Rebecca explained they these guys were professionals and within two miles of their perfect jigging, blues and stripers flock. Alone, these men caught about twenty blue fish, each weighing a range from about 5 to 15 pounds. As the day waned on, it seemed like all the fish were going to “Rich” and “Indiana,” but Captain Vegessi promised Peter and me that we would be in luck if we just stayed enthusiastic. And with that, our rods bent and the fight was on. Danny was there to help motivate me to reel the fish in (Peter needed no assistance) and before I knew it, a glimmering bluefish made its way to the surface. We unhooked the lively fish and threw it back to the deep waters – a beautiful sight to see. We made it back to the harbor and Peter and I were excited to take our bluefish home and live up to the Lazybones motto, “Bring your lunch, Catch your dinner.” The hardworking and friendly crew of the Lazybones is happy to help book your fall fishing trip, call (631) 668-5671 and fish on! – Victoria L. Cooper

Hampton Jitney FALL 2007 Effective Thursday, Sept. 20 through Wednesday, Jan. 2, 2008 7 Days 7 Days 7 Days

Sun thru Fri

7 Days

W Sun Only

To Manhattan Westbound

W Sat, Sun & Mon B.I. Ferry Connection Sept./Oct. P.U. at Ferry W Sat & Sun W 6:20 PM Sun Only Sun Sun & 7 Days Mon Only Only Nov./Dec. Only

W Sun Only

6:30 6:35 6:50

— — 7:20

7:30 7:35 7:50

— — 8:50

— — 9:35

9:30 9:35 9:50

— — 10:50

— — —

11:30 12:30 11:35 12:35 11:50 12:50

1:30 1:35 1:50

— — 1:55

— — 2:35

3:15 3:20 3:35

3:45 3:50 4:05

— — 4:35

4:45 4:50 5:05

5:30 5:35 5:50

6:30 6:35 6:50

7:00 7:05 7:20

7:45 7:50 8:05

— — 9:05

9:30 9:35 9:50

East Hampton

—

5:00

5:55

6:30

7:00

7:30

8:00

9:00

9:45

10:00

11:00

—

12:00

1:00

2:00

2:05

2:45

3:45

4:15

4:45

5:15

6:00

7:00

7:30

8:15

9:15

10:00

Wainscott Sag Harbor

— —

5:05 —

6:00 —

— —

7:05 —

7:35 —

8:05 8:00

9:05 —

— —

10:05 10:00

11:05 —

— —

12:05 —

1:05 1:00

2:05 —

— —

2:50 3:00

— 4:00

4:25 4:30

— 5:00

5:20 —

6:05 6:05

7:05 —

— —

8:20 8:15

— —

10:05 10:00

Bridgehampton

—

5:10

6:05

6:45

7:15

7:45

8:15

9:15

10:00

10:15

11:15

—

12:15

1:15

2:15

2:20

3:00

—

4:35

—

5:30

6:15

7:15

—

8:30

9:30

10:15

Water Mill

—

5:15

6:10

6:50

7:20

7:50

8:20

9:20

10:05

10:20

11:20

—

12:20

1:20

2:20

2:30

3:10

—

4:45

5:10

5:35

6:20

7:20

—

8:35

9:35

10:20

4:45 5:10

5:20• 5:45•

6:25 6:55

7:00 7:25

7:30 7:55

8:00 —

8:30 8:55

9:30 —

10:15 —

10:30 10:55

11:30 12:00 12:30 — — 12:55

1:30 1:55

2:30 2:55

2:45 —

3:30 3:55

— —

5:00 5:25

5:30 —

5:45 —

6:30 6:55

7:30 7:55

— —

8:45 9:10

9:45 —

10:30 10:55

Airport Connection

6:35

7:10

8:35

9:00

9:35

9:50

10:20

11:20

12:05

12:20

1:20

1:45

2:20

3:20

4:20

4:35

5:20

6:35

6:50

7:20

7:35

8:20

9:20

9:50

10:35 11:35 12:20

Manhattan

6:45

7:25

8:45

9:10

9:45

10:00

10:30

11:30

12:15

12:30

1:30

2:00

2:30

3:30

4:30

4:45

5:30

6:45

7:00

7:30

7:45

8:30

9:30

10:00

10:45 11:45 12:30

MONTAUK LINE A A

7 Days 7 Days

7 Days

‡

7 Days

Sun thru Fri

7 Days

Fri Only

10:30

11:30

12:30

1:00

1:30

2:30

3:00

A I 7 Days

Fri Only

7 Days

6:30

7:00

7:30

8:00

‡

7 Days

‡

Sun thru Thur

Fri & Sat

N 7 Days

Mon thru Fri

3:30

4:30

5:00

5:30

6:00

Fri Only

Mon thru Sat

Sun Only

7 Days

8:30

9:00

9:30

11:00

Fri & Sat

7 Days

Sat Only

7 Days

Manhattan / 86th St.

7:30

8:30

9:00

9:30

10:00

Manhattan / 69th St.

7:35

8:35

9:05

9:35

10:05

10:35

11:35

12:35

1:05

1:35

2:35

3:05

3:35

4:35

5:05

5:35

6:05

6:35

7:05

7:35

8:05

8:35

9:05

9:35

11:05

Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St. Airport Connection

7:40 8:00 8:20

8:40 9:00 9:20

9:10 9:30 9:50

9:40 10:00 10:20

10:10 10:30 10:50

10:40 11:00 11:20

11:40 12:00 12:20

12:40 1:00 1:20

1:10 1:30 1:50

1:40 2:00 2:25

2:40 3:00 3:25

3:10 3:30 3:55

3:40 4:00 4:25

4:40 5:00 5:25

5:10 5:30 5:55

5:10 5:30 —

5:40 6:00 6:25

6:10 6:30 6:55

6:40 7:00 7:25

7:10 7:30 7:55

7:40 8:00 8:20

8:10 8:30 8:50

8:40 9:00 9:20

9:10 9:30 9:50

9:40 10:00 10:20

11:10 11:30 11:50

Manorville Southampton

9:30 10:00

10:30 11:00

— 11:30

11:30 — 12:00 12:30

— 1:00

1:30 2:00

2:30 3:00

— 3:30

3:30 4:00

4:50‡ 5:20‡

— 6:00‡

5:50‡ 6:45‡ 6:20‡ 7:10‡

— 7:30

— —

7:35 8:00

8:05 8:30

8:35 9:00

— 9:30

9:35 10:00 10:00 10:30

— 11:00

11:00 11:30

11:30 12:00

1:00 1:30

Water Mill

10:05

11:05

11:35

12:05 12:35

1:05

2:05

3:05

3:35

4:05

5:25‡

6:05‡

6:25‡ 7:15‡

7:35

—

8:05

8:35

9:05

9:35

10:05 10:35

11:05

11:35

12:05

1:35

Bridgehampton

10:15

11:15

11:45

12:15 12:45

1:15

2:15

3:15

3:45

4:15

5:35‡

6:15‡

6:35‡ 7:25‡

—

8:15

8:45

9:15

—

10:45

11:15

11:45

12:15

1:45

Sag Harbor Wainscott East Hampton

— 10:20 10:30

11:20 11:20 11:30

— — 12:00

— 12:20 12:30

— — 1:00

— 1:20 1:30

2:20 2:20 2:30

— 3:20 3:30

— — 4:00

4:20 4:20 4:30

— 5:40‡ 5:50‡

— — 6:30‡

6:40‡ — 6:40‡ 7:30‡ 6:50‡ 7:40‡

7:50 — —

— — 7:50

— 8:20 8:30

— — 9:00

9:20I 9:20 9:30

9:50 — —

10:20 — — 10:50 10:30 11:00

— — 11:35

11:50 11:50 12:00

— 12:20 12:30

— 1:50 2:00

Amagansett

10:40

11:40

12:10

12:40

1:10

1:40

2:40

3:40

4:10

4:40

6:00‡

6:40‡

7:00‡ 7:50‡

—

8:00

8:40

9:10

9:40

—

10:40 11:10

11:45

12:10

12:40

2:10

Napeague Montauk

10:55 11:00

11:55 — 12:00 12:30

12:55 1:00

— —

2:55 3:00

3:55 4:00

— —

4:55 5:00

6:15‡ 6:20‡

— 7:00‡

7:15‡ 8:00‡ 7:20‡ 8:10‡

— —

8:10 8:20

8:55 N 9:00 N

— —

9:55 10:00

— —

12:25 12:30

— —

2:25 2:30

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

Trip Notes

Select trips have letters or symbols above them. The following defines the codes.

The “Bonacker” Non-stop service to and from NYC and East Hampton, available Eastbound Friday and Saturday; Westbound on Sunday.

A Ambassador Class Service

Montauk Line- These trips guarantee Sag Harbor passengers will never be required to transfer prior to their arrival. Westhampton Line- These trips guarantee passengers will not be required to transfer on Friday Eastbound and Sunday Westbound.

This trip will not go to Sag Harbor on Friday.

‡ N

Enjoy the ultimate in comfort – a full size coach with only half the seats! Spacious captain’s chairs and plush carpeting, Up to 17” leg room, FREE wireless internet service, Outlets for your electronics, Enhanced complimentary beverages and snacks, Personalized host service. For the convenience of our passengers living near Montauk Harbor or traveling from Block Island, HJ picks up at the Viking Ferry dock on Sunday & Monday at 6:20 p.m. Viking dock is located at 462 Westlake Drive. For more information regarding the Block Island Connection contact www.vikingfleet.com.

These trips arrive approximately 20 minutes earlier on Saturday and Sunday. This trip will not go to Napeague and Montauk on Tuesday and Wednesday. These trips drop off on the Westside. See Westbound trip notes for stop locations. (listed above).

SAVE on our

—

— —

Value Pack Ticket Books! Call for Details

Westhampton Airport Connection Manhattan

7:15 7:25

— —

East Quogue Quogue

8:35 10:20 12:20 2:20 4:20 8:45 10:30 12:30 2:30 4:30

To The Hamptons Eastbound

5:20 5:30

6:50 8:20 7:00 8:30

9:20 10:35 12:20 9:30 10:45 12:30

WESTHAMPTON LINE T ‡

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

Fri thru Mon

Mon thru Sat

7 Days 7 Days

Manhattan / 86th St.

8:30

9:30

11:30

1:30

3:30

5:30

Manhattan / 69th St.

8:35

9:35

11:35

1:35

3:35

Manhattan / 59th St. Manhattan / 40th St.

8:40 9:00

9:40 10:00

11:40 12:00

1:40 2:00

Airport Connection

9:20

10:20

12:20

2:25

Westhampton

10:50

11:50

1:50

Quogue East Quogue

10:55 11:05

11:55 12:05

1:55 2:05

Hampton Bays

11:10

12:10

2:10

READ DOWN

Mon thru Sat

Sat, Sun & Mon

Hampton Bays

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

— — 6:20

Mon Sun W Sept./Oct. W & Sun Sun thru & Sun & Sun SatOnly Fri 7 Days 7 Days 7Days 7 Days Fri 7 Days Mon 7 Days Only Nov./Dec. Only 5:05 6:10 8:15 10:15 12:15 2:15 3:15 4:45 6:15 7:15 8:30 10:15 5:10 6:15 8:20 10:20 12:20 2:20 3:20 4:50 6:20 7:20 8:35 10:20 5:20 6:25 8:30 10:30 12:30 2:30 3:30 5:00 6:30 7:30 8:45 10:30 5:30 6:35 8:40 10:40 12:40 2:40 3:40 5:10 6:40 7:40 8:55 10:40

READ DOWN

— — 5:45

WESTHAMPTON LINE

D EPARTING

Fri Only

4:30 4:35 4:50

READ DOWN

D E PA R T I N G

7 Days 7 Days

Sun & Mon Sept./Oct. W Sun Only Sun 7 Days Nov./Dec. Only

W 7 Days

— — —

To The Hamptons

ARRIVING

Sun thru Fri

AWT

Montauk Napeague Amagansett

Southampton Manorville ARRIV.

Fri & Sat

ARRIV.

D E PA R T I N G

AM LIGHT PM BOLD

thru Fri Mon W SH,MA• thru Mon Only Fri Only Sat & SH Only Sept./Oct. Sun 7 Days Sat 7 Days Only 7 Days 7 Days

ARRIV.

READ DOWN

MONTAUK LINE A A Mon

DEPARTING

To Manhattan

HAMPTON JITNEY RIDER ALERT CELL PHONE POLICY: All phones must be turned off. Urgent calls only; limited to a total of 3 minutes. ALL LUGGAGE: Must have ID tag. HJ liability maximum $250. All checked luggage and packages are subject to search. RESERVATIONS Reservations are required to guarantee a seat. Please call if you must change or cancel a reservation; please do not double book. “No shows” may be charged full fare. TICKETS AND PAYMENT Payment on board may be by cash, ticket, credit card; or by check if you are an Express Club member and have your membership card with you. American Express, Visa,

Mon thru Sat

Sun Only

6:30

9:00

9:30

5:35

6:35

9:05

9:35

3:40 4:00

5:40 6:00

6:40 7:00

9:10 9:30

9:40 10:00

4:25

6:25

7:25

9:50

10:20

3:50

6:10‡

7:50

8:50

11:15

11:45

3:55 4:05

6:15‡ 6:25‡

7:55 8:05

8:55 9:05

11:20 11:30

11:50 12:00

4:10

6:30‡

8:10

9:10

11:35

12:05

Mon thru Sat 7 Days 7 Days

MasterCard and Discover cards may be used for payment only if the credit card is on board with the passenger. Open (unreserved) tickets, including Value Pack ticket books, can be purchased at the Omni desk in Southampton, through our accounting office or online. Trip availability is subject to change — always call to confirm schedule. MEADOWLANDS SERVICE: Now offering direct service to Jets/Giants home games. Official transportation of

www.hamptonjitney.com 631-283-4600 212-362-8400

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 50 www.danshamptons.com

Shop ‘til You Drop... With Maria Tennariello Fall has officially arrived and fall fashions and accessories and new inventory are arriving in the local shops. Let’s do some early fall shopping! We have all been waiting for The Annual Westhampton Beach Sidewalk Sale and here it is, finally! For the first time this year it will run from September 28-30, with 42 shops including restaurants, galleries, salons, candy and ice cream parlors participating in this great event giving everyone a jumpstart shopping experience. Not only that, it will run the following weekend on October 6 and 7. The sales are too many to mention, seeing is believing! Elyse from Shock and Shock Kids, who helped organize this event, wishes Margaret a Bon Voyage for her 38th annual trip around the world, taking a well deserved vacation from Shock. At Accents, Backyard Essentials By J. Tortorella on Montauk Highway in Hampton Bays look for a sale on selected merchandise. End your summer by picking up great sale items to start summer 2008 with, saving you lots of bucks. You will also enjoy looking over the spa-tacular party spas from two to ten people…Ask to see the Catalina Spas’ outstanding features. You won’t believe it. Sunrise to Sunset on Hill Street in Southampton is continuing their back to schools sale with 10% off on all in stock back-to-school clothing for young men and boys. Look for name brands such as Billabong, Honolua, Quiksilver, Roxy and O’Neill. There are also hundreds of cool backpacks and Crocs and Jibbits in stock that fit every personality. The summer blowout sale is also in progress right now. Hildreth’s Home Goods, all locations, Main Street, West Main Street, Southampton and Pantigo Road in East Hampton is offering their last chance summer clearance sale with up to 75% off select mer-

Christian McClean's framed photograph @Shelter Island Gardens

chandise. This is it, the real last chance for big savings. Get going while it lasts. Main Beach Kids on Montauk Highway in Wainscott is having a huge backyard equipment sale on kayaks, surfboard, canoes, wetsuits and more. There is also a storewide sale happening with lots of great clothing and accessories to choose from. Don’t miss this one. Spielberg Nursery & Gift Shop on Montauk Highway in East Hampton is having a fall clearance sale saving you from 10 to 50% off selected trees shrubs, perennials and pottery. This nursery also has a fabulous gift shop with unique and special gifts for everyone on your gift list. Around Again on the Long Wharf in Sag Harbor has it all going on this fall. There are trendy new fashions, boutique overstocks and new and estate

jewelry, all ready to go for any and every occasion. There are also select vintage and designer additions, for women, men and juniors, for the total shopping experience. New special inventory arrives daily, so stop in and enjoy a trip into the past. For a look into the future, step into Sylvester & Co. on Main Street in Sag Harbor. There are lots of unique and really unusual items and some one-of-a-kinds to choose from at this shop. A little bit of everything for that special someone who has just about everything. Look for home accessories, ceramic bowls, pitchers and mugs, hand towels, pet dishes in different sizes and so much more. And on the way out, have a great cup of coffee! In Home on Main Street in Sag Harbor is featuring a special order event that is in progress right now. There are big savings on all Mitchell Gold+Bob Williams upholstered furniture, lighting and accessories. This shop is always receiving new inventory and is filled to the rafters with needs and wants for every home. Dan’s Papers columnist Christian McLean, author of the children’s book Duckhampton, is focusing on another one of his passions – photography of the beloved East End vistas. Shelter Island Gardens located at 29 St. Mary’s Road on beautiful Shelter Island is celebrating with an artist reception on September 28 from 6 to 8 p.m. In honor of this very special event, the nursery is offering one night only markdowns with 40% off plant material and home accessories that include candles, placemats, serving trays and furniture on the night of the reception. Guest are invited to enjoy a sip of local wine, stroll through the gardens or relax in the glow of one of the nursery’s cozy chimeneas. The show will run through October 28. For more information, call Tanya at 631749-1700. Until next week. Ciao and happy end-of-summer shopping! If your shop is having a sale, new inventory or you are a new business or have relocated, and you want everyone to know about it, please e-mail me at shoptil@danspapers.com and at Newkids@danspapers.com or via fax at 631-537-6755. I would love to hear all about it!

Willy Nilly East A Magical Emporium Fine women’s Accessories Jewelry, Hats, Wraps, Featuring Vera Bradley and Brighton Galleries Plus Lois Hill, John Medeiros, Crislu & More

Make Money Selling Your Stuff Online

71 Jobs Lane Southampton

631-283-7185

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 51 www.danshamptons.com

Day By Day In French with subtitles. Directed by Bruno Nuytten. Located at the Parrish Art Museum. Southampton. 631-2831882. BAY STREET THEATRE – 9/28 – 8 p.m. The Picture Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections: Show at Bay Street Theatre presents Pride and Prejudice. Art Events – pg. 72, Benefits – pg. 51, Tickets can be purchased a half hour before show time. Movies – pg. 66, Day by Day – pg. 51, Kids’ Events – pg. 47, Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. Call 631-725-9500 or visit www.baystreet.org. Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 64 LOST BAYOU RAMBLERS – 9/28. The Lost Bayou Ramblers will perform with the Lone Sharks. Located at Onshore Restaurant, 13 Winthrop BENEFITS Road, Shelter Island. Admission $20, ART OPENING BENEFIT – PICK OF THEWEEK for time call 631-749-2300. 9/28–6 -8 p.m. “Sounds of Summer: The BAY STREET THEATRE LIVE MUSIC – 9/28– 7-11 p.m. Rush of Autumn” featuring Tom –9/28–8 p.m. The Picture Show Every Friday Jane Hastay (pianist) Kranjac’s abstract impressionist paintat Bay Street Theatre presents and Peter Martin Weiss (bassist) will ings and works on paper. To benefit the Pride and Prejudice. T Located on the perform at CoCo Restaurant, located at Children’s Hearing Institute. Located Long Wharf, Sag Harbor Call 631-725- The Mainstone Arms Inn, 207 Main at the gallery at Southampton Inn, 91 9500 or visit www.baystreet.org Street, East Hampton. 631-324-5008. Hill Street, Southampton. 212-517FAMILY FRIDAYS – 9/28 – 5:30 8550 ext 22. p.m. Challah baking every Friday for MILLENNIUM & EAST END DJ’S BENEFIT – 9/28. children, parents and grandparents. Located at Chabad of To benefit the Peconic Bay Medical Center, Westhampton. Southampton Jewish Center, 214 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-548-6088. 631-287-2249. GUILD HALL JUNIOR CIRCLE FUNDRAISER – STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 9/28 – Aeroplane Pageant 9/29 – 6 p.m. To benefit the restoration of the John Drew will perform at 10 p.m., tickets $20. Located at 161 Main Theater. A film screening of Downtown 81 and after party, Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. tickets $50. Located at Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East SIDEWALK SALE – 9/28, 9/29, 9/30 – 10 a.m. -6 p.m. Hampton. 631-324-0806. Main Street and area merchants are having their bi- annuMINI- GOLF CLASSIC BENEFIT– 9/29 – 2 p.m. Minial sidewalk sales. Located in Westhampton. Golf tournament followed by Chinese Auction. To benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Located at CB’s bar and SATURDAY, 29 grill, 214 W. Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631-728-7574. PIANO RECITAL – 9/29 – 8:15 p.m. The Southampton EMPTY BOWLS BENEFIT – 9/29 – 11 a.m.- 3 p.m. A Cultural Center’s Rising Stars Piano Recital Series featurluncheon to benefit the Water Mill Museum, over 100 handing Vassily Primakov, First prize winner, 2002 Young made pottery soup bowls. Tickets $20. Located at the Water Concert Artists International Auditions, works by Mill Community House, Montauk Hwy, Water Mill. 631-726Beethoven and Chopin. Located at the Levitas Center For 2547. The Arts at Southampton Cultural Center, 25 Pond Lane, AMERICAN LEGION YARD SALE BENEFIT – 9/29 – Southampton. Reservations suggested, tickets $15. 6319 a.m. - 3 p.m. Annual indoor yard sale to benefit the High 287-4377. School Book Scholarship Fund. Located at the American TASTE AMERICA – 9/29 – 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. The James Legion , 15 Montauk Hwy, Amagansett. 631-267-8728. Beard Foundation will celebrate its 20th anniversary. A SOFTBALL CHALLENGE BENEFIT – 9/29 (rain date FREE FESTIVAL DAY of cooking demonstrations, children’s 9/30) – 12:30 p.m. Home Run Derby. 2 p.m. Game time, educational activities, tastings of artisanal products by East End vs NYC Agents. To benefit Corcoran Cares. award winning chefs and featured guest Daniel Bouloud of Located at Flying Point field, Southampton Village. Daniel. Hosted by Williams-Sonoma, located at 10 Columbus BIKE - A - THON – 9/29 – 9:30 a.m. Bike 20 miles to benCircle, NYC. efit Montel Williams MS Foundation. Beginning in Sag COOKING CLASS – 9/29 – 4 -7 p.m. Pizza party workHarbor. shop. Admission $99. Located at the Loaves and Fishes TRIBUTE TO JANIS JOPLIN – 9/30 – 7 p.m. Amber Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Rose will perform to benefit Friends of Karen. Tickets $ 25. Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-3586. Located at Theatre 3, Port Jefferson. 631-928-9100. BAY STREET THEATRE – 9/29 – 8 p.m. The Picture Show at Bay Street Theatre presents Wuthering Heights. FRIDAY, 28 Tickets can be purchased until a half hour before show time. FALL FILM SERIES – 9/28 – 7 p.m. – “Camille Claudel” Located on the Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. Call 631-725-9500

COMING UP

SPORTSMAN’S “AKC PUPS SINCE 1962”

Havanese Yorkshires Bischons Maltese Malti-poos Toy Pugs Shih-tzus Dachshunds Chihuahuas Wheatens

Goldens Labradors Mastiffs Labradoddles Schnauzers Bulldogs Cairns Cock-a-Poos West Highlands Rottweilers

CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIELS AKC Champion Pedigrees Parents on Premises All of our breeding dogs are genetically tested and from Champion bloodlines

EAST END TIDE CHARTS Starting Date: September 28, 2007 Ending Date: October 4, 2007 For Shinnecock Inlet (Ocean), subtract 43 minutes from Montauk Point, North Side chart. For Moriches Inlet, subtract 49 minutes. For Threemile Harbor Entrance, Gardiner’s Bay and Accabonac Creek, subtract 4 hours. For Sag Harbor, subtract 3 hours and 32 minutes.For New Suffolk,subtract 2 hours and 6 minutes.For Greenport subtract 3 hours and 3 minutes and for Mattituck Inlet add 3 hours and 22 minutes.

MONTAUK POINT, NORTH SIDE 9 02:39 5 09:15 4 03:24 1 09:41 3 03:23 4 10:04 5 04:15 1 10:31

BOARDING • TRAINING

9 04:09 6 10:56 0 05:10 4 11:24

Visit our 6 Acre Facility

7 04:57

Veterinarians on Staff

631-727-3550

L.I.E. Exit 69 North 1.5 miles

Manorville, New York www.sportsmanskennels.com

9/28/07 AM Low AM High PM Low PM High 9/29/07 AM Low AM High L ow PM PM High 9/30/07 AM Low AM High PM Low PM High 10/1/07 AM Low

High 11:53 AM 4 PM Low 06:14 10/2/07 4 AM High 12:24 2 AM Low 05:52 9 PM High 12:59 4 PM Low 07:34 10/3/07 4 AM High 01:34 6 :58 8 AM Low 06 7 PM High 02:17 7 PM Low 08:57 10/4/07 3 AM High 02:53 7 AM Low 08:27 6 PM High 03:36 5 PM Low 10:05

Although every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of the tide predictions below, Dan’s Papers assumes no liability due to the use of this information in any way. Weather and other conditions may affect the actual tide levels.

or visit www.baystreet.org. READING SERIES – 9/29 – 3 p.m. The series Tea at 3 readings will have a reading of Mother of Invention, by Alexandra Gersten- Vass. Located on the Long Wharf at Bay street Theatre, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0818. YAPPY HOUR – 9/29 – 4-6 p.m. Bring your dog to yappy hour every Saturday. Enjoy complimentary wine and tea and organic treats for the pups. Located at Hamptons Hound, 2485 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7650. THE PATIO – 9/29 –9 p.m.-12 a.m. The Frank Anthony Trio, vocals, saxophone and piano will perform every Saturday night. Located at The Patio 54 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-4878. STEPHEN TALKHOUSE – 9/29 – Unchained will perform at 10 p.m., tickets $15. Located at 161 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-3117. BOOKHAMPTON GUEST SPEAKER – 9/29 – 8 p.m. Emily Benedek, journalist and author of the new book, “Red Sea” will speak. Located at Bookhampton, 41 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-4939. ARF ALUMNI DAY – 9/29 – 10:30 a.m. The Animal Rescue Fund of the Hamptons welcomes back all ARF adopters and their cats or dogs and members to the adoption center for brunch and guest speaker Jane Hoffman, CEO of the Mayor’s Alliance for NYC’s Animals. Located on Daniel’s Hole Road, Wainscott. 631-537-0400. BREAK THE SILENCE – 9/29 – 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. “In Her Shoes” is an educational program to break the silence on abuse and domestic violence on Long Island. Located at the First Presbyterian Church, 2 South Main Street, Southampton. 631-765-3652. BASKETFEST – 9/29 – 11 -2 p.m. Rain date 9/30. View demonstrations by artists, participate in weaving, basketmaking, clay, and maypole dancing. Visit exhibitions by artists and local schools. Located at Long House Reserve 133 Hands Creek Road, East Hampton. 631-329-3568. HAMPTONS MARATHON – 9/29 – 8 a.m. Marathon and half marathon through Amagansett, Springs and East Hampton. READING – 9/29 – 6 p.m. Ian Frazier, long-time staff writer with the New Yorker Magazine. Located at Canio’s Books, 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. (continued on the next page)

Westhampton Beach

Join the Westhampton Beach Main Street Merchants for their Annual Sidewalk Sale Friday Sept 28, Sat Sept 29, Sunday Sept 30th Saturday Oct 6th, Sunday Oct 7th We thank our customers for their support. Let’s make this weekend a successful one. Artful Dodger/ Magic's Pub Bays Carpet Beach Greenery Blue 1 Brunetti Hair & Beauty Bungalow Darbelle Exxcentricities Farhenheit Fitzgerald Gallery Funcho's Garcia Haagen Daz Impulse for Men Intimate Boutique Island Surf Jetties Surf Shop Kimberley's Tennis Koala Lavish Little Red Wagon

Lucille's Beach Barn Lynne's Cards Main St Sweets MD Tennis Margarita Grill Messina Jewelry Mint Mustique Open Book O Suzanna Pine Cone Post Stop Cafe Shock Sydney"s Sunset Cafe Sweet Anushka's Lingerie Skin Town & Country Realty Unique Btq Westhampton Sporting Goods Wetter or Not

SHOP, STROLL, STAY ON MAIN We’re Open Year ‘Round

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 52 www.danshamptons.com

Day by

(continued from previous page)

SOFTBALL CHALLENGE – 9/29 – 12:30 p.m. Home Run Derby. 2 p.m. Game time, East End vs NYC Agents. POETRY READINGS – 9/29 – 7 p.m. Michelle Valladares and Kenny Mann present a reading of their poetry and prose. Free admission. Located at Goat On a Boat Puppet Theatre, Route 114 and East Union Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4193. Visit www.goatonaboat.org. VINTAGE SPORTS CAR ROAD RALLY– 9/29-9/30 – 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. Road Rally and a car show. Sponsored by the Averbach Grayson Loving Touches, Riverhead Building Supply, Montgomery distributors, and Georgia Services Ltd. Tickets $10. Located at the Bridgehampton Historical Society, 2368 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1088

SUNDAY, 30 LIVE JAZZ – 9/30 – 7 p.m. Vanessa Trouble will perform jazz music at Pierre’s, located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. SPANISH FILM SERIES – 9/30 – 2 p.m. In celebration of Spanish heritage month, Madeinusa will play. Located at Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631537-0015.. CHILI/CHOWDER COOK- OFF FUNDRAISER – 9/30 – 12-4 p.m. Taste and vote on best chili and/or chowder by restaurants, local residents and visitors also face painting, hot dogs, soda and games for children. Located at the Boardy Barn, 270 W. Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays. 631728-2211.

MONDAY, 1 OPEN STUDIO FIGURE DRAWING–10/1– 6-9 p.m. Open studio every Monday. $15 per person. Located at Applied Arts 11 Indian Wells Highway, Amagansett. 631267-2787. ENGLISH CONVERSATION CLASS – 10/1 – 5 p.m. ESL students can practice their English every Monday. Located at Hampton Library, 2478 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY – 10/1 – 7 p.m. Paint the town pink and kick off Breast Cancer awareness week tree lighting ceremony. Located at 76 Main Street, Southampton. 631-726-8606.

TUESDAY, 2 THE NAKED STAGE – 10/2 – 7:30 p.m. A staged reading of The Homecoming by Harold Pinter. Located at Guild Hall 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. COOKING CLASS – 10/2 – 6-9 p.m. Girls night out in the Hamptons: Bayou Blast. Admission $99. Located at the Loaves and Fishes Cooking School at the Bridgehampton Inn, 2266 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-3586. LIVE MUSIC – 10/2 – 7-10 p.m. Jody Carlson and her band will perform every Tuesday at Pierre’s, located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5110. 6th ANNUAL GOLF OUTING – 10/2 – 10:30 a.m. registration/lunch, 12 p.m. shotgun. South Fork Country Club, Amagansett. $250 per golfer includes cocktails and dinner. Sponsored by the Dominican Sisters Family Health Services. 631-726-8606.

WEDNESDAY, 3 FASHION SHOW – 10/3 – 4-6 p.m. The WHBPAC ‘s Advisory Council is putting on a private fashion show haute coutre and eveningwear creations available for purchase after the show. Tickets $125 available at box office, 76 Main Street, Westhampton. 631-288-1500.

THURSDAY, 4 TWILIGHT THURSDAYS – 10/4 – 5-7:30 p.m. Featuring live music by Dennis Raffelock and complimentary cheeses. Wine by the glass available for purchase. No cover charge. Located at Wöölffer Estate Vineyard, 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. Visit www.wolffer.com or call 631-5375106. AUDITIONS – 10/4 – 4:30-7:30 p.m. For actors of all types for the Ghoul Farm haunted attractions. Auditions are being held at Guild Halls Education Center, East Hampton. 631-324-4051.

OUTDOOR RECREATION & FITNESS FRIDAY, 28 FOOTBALL – 9/28 – 6 p.m. The Southampton Town Police Athletic League are hosting a local competition in the National Foootball League’s Punt, Pass and Kick program. Located at Red Creek Park, 102 Old Riverhead Road,

Hampton Bays. Call Chris Bean, 631-728-8585 ext. 206.

SATURDAY, 29 LONGSHANKS HIKE – 9/29 – 9 a.m. 8 mile hike along the Point Woods trail to Turtle Cove, then on to Money Pond and the Seal Haulout Trail. Starting at Camp Hero Road, Montauk. 631-668-2093. LAUREL VALLEY – 9/29 – 10-11 a.m. 4 mile hike through a hardwood forest. Meet at the kiosk on Deerfield Road, Noyac. Glorian Berk, 631-283-2638. EARLY BIRD EXERCISE HIKE – 9/29 – 8 a.m. 3 to 4 mile hike fast paced through a lush beech forest. Meet on Abrahams Path in western Amagansett. Ethel Pulaski, 631329-1470. TUESDAY, 2 THE BIG DIG – 10/2 – 3 -5 p.m. Students can earn community service by helping to dig up as Japanese knotweed from an invasive plant on Louse Point. Everyone is welcome. Easthampton. Call Anita Wright at 631-537-1400 ext. 17. WEDNESDAY, 3 BIG REED HARVEST HIKE – 10/3 – 10 a.m. 3 mile hike around Big Reed Pond. Meet at the parking area off East Lake Drive, about 2 miles north of the intersection with Rt. 27 in Montauk. 631-324-2490. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS NAKED STAGE CASTING – The Naked Stage is currently looking for talented performing artists who would like to be considered for our fifth successful season. If interested, send resume and picture to Josh at TheNakedStage@optonline.net. MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP– In honor of Robert Long a scholarship fund has been set up. Local Students interested in applying should contact their English teacher or guidance counselor. 631-725-4926.

Email calendar requests to Dan’s Events Department at events@danspapers.com or fax to 631-537-3330. The deadline for event listing requests is Friday at noon before the next issue.

FUNGAL TOENAILS? If you by unsightly fungal toenails at the beach while swimming you are areembarrassed embarrassed by unsightly fungal toenails at theorbeach or while at the pool, we can pool, help you! A severe is a serious medical swimming at the we can help fungal you! Ainfection severe fungal infection is acondition, serious requiring treatment. This problem will gradually get worsewill andgradually will not go by medical condition, requiring treatment. This problem getaway worse and will not Toenails go awayare bycontagious itself. Fungal Toenails contagious should be itself. Fungal and should be are treated promptly.and Dr. Orlandi has treated this promptly. I have treatedand thishundreds condition hundreds of timesin treated condition hundreds of hundreds times. He and trained and practiced from my original practice Manhattan, (Yorkville) and now ininmy office in Manhattan (Yorkville) forinover 10 years and is now practicing Long Island Babylon Village. (Babylon Village). We Wehave haveguided guidedhundreds hundredsofofpatients patientswho whothought thoughtthey theywould would never get rid rid of ofthis thisproblem problemtotoobtain obtaindramatic dramaticimprovements improvementsand andoften oftennormal normal toenails following treatment toenails treatment of their their fungal conditions. conditions. We We often often treat treat very verysevere severe dramaticresults. results.Every Everypatient patientisisdifferent different and your healing ability, cases with dramatic and your healing ability, ageage and and severity of your condition all factors that may influence your outcome. severity of your condition are allare factors that may influence your outcome. This is by Thistheismost by farcommon the most common thatoffice. I see If inyou my have office. If problem you havecall thisus far problem thatproblem I see in my this problem callhelp us and we will help you!! and we will you!!

108199N0822

EMBARRASSED BY

We are located in beautiful Babylon Village directly South of Argyle Lake. We proudly serve Babylon Village and the surrounding areas with a brand new clean modern facility in a picturesque setting in an upscale community. Our facility has a large private parking lot for easy parking.

Wee Commonlyy Treatt Severee Fungall Infectionss Off Thee Toenails. If you have fungal toenails you should be aware that FUNGAL TOENAILS this problem is contagious and should be treated promptly. I have seen many children infected most likely from their parents. This problem could have been completely avoided by prompt treatment. Also Fungal Toenails are unsightly and the fungus infection will spread from toenail to create a foul stench. Prompt treatment toenail. This can develop into a serious problem is important for your health. with severe fungal nails that are thickened, discolored and odiferous causing pain with secondary bacterial infection. Early treatment is important and is much easier to treat. Many patients have come in to ask about laser treatment of their foot problems. I received in-depth comprehensive training in Newport Beach, California on CO2 Lasers and their use in the treatment of common soft tissue problems (warts, fungal & ingrown

toe nails) occurring of the foot. The tremendous benefits that laser treatment could offer for your condition are many. As a surgeon my preference is to use the laser when possible. It is an advanced technology that reduces morbidity, usually eliminates hospitalization and provides better patient care. If you are a younger patient and are suffering from unsightly recalcitrant (hard to eliminate) fungal toenails, a minor surgery followed up with an application of antifungal medication directly to the nail bed may be used to help significantly reduce and may also help eliminate persistent fungal infections. Excellent results are commonly seen following treatment of this condition. Healthy clear toenails are a general indicator of good health and there is no more need to be embarrassed by unsightly fungal toenails. Fungal toenails are extremely difficult to eliminate and may require more than one treatment. Visitt ourr websitee @ www.. A rgylee P odiatry.com.

LIE • 495 Rte 231

9 10

Babylon West Main Village Street

Montauk Hwy.

(Montauk Hwy.)

ula ins

Dr.

Wee aree Here

We Are Here

Belton Rd.

Pen

8 W.. Main n Street,, Babylon n Village Dr.. Richard d Orlandi 258

ute

Call Us Today! 669-4955

Argyle Lake

New York City

We accept virtually all insurances. Some insurances that we participate with and/or accept as full or partial payment: AARP, Aetna, Aetna Choice POS, Aetna US Healthcare, APWU, Cigna, Cigna POS, Cigna PPO, Empire Plan, Magnacare, Medicare, Multiplan, NALC, Oxford, Oxford Freedom, PHCS, United Healthcare, Vytra, and most PPO’s and MANY others.

Westhampton Beach

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 53 www.danshamptons.com

Save The Date Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the big day and time to tie the knot because you are, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gettin hitched!â&#x20AC;? We all have dreams about the details incorporated into our wedding. We dream of the person we will marry, how they will look, how we will look in our dress and the colors of our bridesmaidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dresses. We dream of the type of flowers that will decorate the sentimental building where we will wed. And when it comes time to live this dream, it takes a lot of work to accomplish. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;workâ&#x20AC;? part is not often in our dream but equally essential. Wedding invitations are a crucial part of the process. They are the memorable first impression for loved invited to share in the special day. When shopping for the perfect invites we might wonder why there is so much packaging involved in these special announcements. Before the printing press was invented, the town crier along with all the news of the day typically announced weddings in England. Everyone within earshot would attend. Only royalty had the discretion of invitations.

are not satisfied with any of the options offered. Most people want to capture the spirit of their wedding day in the invitation. It is hard to imagine not being able to find the perfect one with all the choices that are out there. A simple and elegant style from wedding paper divas is done with labels. This invitation is a solid dark color with contrasting light writing tied together with an uncomplicated label containing two names and the date of wedding. Simplicity is style. Fold and tucks including invitation, and enclosure cards are sweet and modern especially if your colors are light. Shimmering lavender,

light pink and pale blue look great for announcing a spring wedding. It is important to get started on the wedding invitations as soon as possible because after choosing them they have to be printed and mailed and there must be room for error. It is also important to make sure that when using a company it should be a reputable one. You must have proof that they will print beautiful cards. With the who, what, when and where finished, the rest is excitement and anticipation for that big day. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Lauren Isenberg

1-"/ :063 8&%%*/( 1-"/ :063 -*'& 7[OUW\S g]c` \Se ZWTS Ob bVS 1]\R{ <Oab 0`WROZ ;SRWO 2`SO[ 6]caS W\ <Se G]`Y 1Wbg

-FU 0VS %SFBN )PVTF *OTQJSF :PVST 2==@A =>3<

=1B=03@ & <=D3;03@ # The genuine mass market for wedding invitations emerged in 1798 with the invention of Lithography. The invitations were delivered by hand on horseback and due to the unreliability of the ancient postal system â&#x20AC;&#x201C; they were placed in a double envelope for protection. Even though the mail is cleaner and more efficient today, we kept the tradition. After the printing press was invented in 1447, the common people would announce their weddings in the newspaper, hence wedding announcements in the paper today. With modern technology comes an abundance of choices in wedding invitations and reminders to reserve the date. Some of the hottest ideas to save the dates are magnets with personalized photos of you and your loved one. As part of the package at Magnet Street Weddings, you can choose a â&#x20AC;&#x153;save the dateâ&#x20AC;? photo booth magnet that displays your sweetheartstyle just like when you were kids making silly faces in the photo booth. Another â&#x20AC;&#x153;save the dateâ&#x20AC;? magnet includes three pictures of your choice along with three blocks for personalized writing. With these nice pictures people can see how special this event is going to be. For those who are computer savvy and wish to be extra involved in the process, LCI Paper makes it possible to design and print your own professional invitations at home. The process is not necessarily cheaper but definitely more unique. There are different types of wedding software that you can purchase to make one of a kind invites. After making your design you choose the script and write it yourself. There are specific outlines that guide you on proper wording for particular situations such as parents, bride and groom, or brideâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s parents. This is the perfect idea for those who

0S Ô[^S`SR ZWYS O D7> V]caSUcSab eWbV WRSOa O\R W\a^WÒbW]\ T]` g]c` PWU ROg O\R g]c` \Se ZWTS Oa O Q]c^ZS( Â&#x2019; /RdWQS 4`][ bVS 3RWb]à O\R =bVS` 3f^S`ba Â&#x2019; 1]c^ZSa 1]]YW\U EW\S BOabW\Ua Â&#x2019; 6][S 2{Q]` AS[W\Oà Â&#x2019; AÔ B`SOb[S\ba Â&#x2019; 0`WROZ 4OaVW]\ AV]ea /\R ;]`S

5Sb BWQYSba <]e Ob 0`WRSa Q][ 2`SO[6]caS

Dream House program and activities are subject to change.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 54 www.danshamptons.com

Indoors or Outside Cocktail Hour

Handmade Hot Hors D’ Oeuvres Chilled Canapes Ice Cold Champagne Domestic & Imported Wine Service Full Top Shelf Open Bar Large Dance Floor

Custom m Boutiquee Menu Guest Choose: Country House Salad or Homemade Soup Choice of

“Threee Entrees” Includes Custom Designed Wedding Cake

Vegetables & Potato Rolls & Butter

Combination Dessertt Plate Coffee or Tea $99 per person plus tax & gratuity Saturday Evening add $25 pp

Ceremony Performed On Site Indoors or Outside at no charge

Route 25 A & Main Street, Stony Brook, NY 11790(631)) 751-3332

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 55 www.danshamptons.com

Old, New, Borrowed, Green Weddings are often a time of complete excess, when people eat, drink and dance to their heart’s content. After all, a wedding is one of the happiest moments in a loved one’s life, and there is no better occasion to celebrate than the happy joining of two hearts. However, the amount of STUFF that ends up going in to wedding planning and the amount of WASTE that often ends up resulting is something that can be avoided. There are plenty of ways to keep your environmentally conscious conscience awake, even on a day when all worries should be tossed to the wind. Presents: Getting married is, frankly, one of the most lucrative endeavors you can embark upon. That is, if you’re not footing the bill for the food, the band, the hall, the invitations, the… What I mean to say is nowadays the bride and groom are showered with so many gifts, they may as well have been let loose in the aisles of Bed, Bath and Beyond with an unlimited credit card. But with the number of presents possibly clearing a hundred, you are probably also going to see a lot of wrapping paper. Paper, bags, bows, ribbons: It’s all very pretty to look at, but when the smoke has cleared on the dance floor and you are left with Christmas morning to the tenth degree, you may want to think about where all that trash is going. Instead of having guests bring fancily wrapped presents, suggest that they either bring their gift in a reusable bag or that they simply reserve it for you at the store. You’ll still appreciate it just as much, and you won’t have all the waste that comes along with it. Another alternative to the endless unwrapping is to put on your gift registry things that can’t be packages.

For example, ask for help with airline tickets if you’re going on vacation for your honeymoon. Or check out the Honeymoon Registry at www.thehoneymoon.com This allows you to select indulgences that you’d like on your honeymoon, like couples massages on the beach or a sunset sail. What a great gift for other people to give, and there’s no wrapping paper involved. Another one of the most beautiful aspects of a wedding is the abundance of flowers. From the bouquet in the bride’s hands to the arrangements on every table, splashes of color and sprays of aroma enhance the joyful ambience. But when you really think about it, that’s a lot of dead flowers that will go into the trash at the end of the night. Even if the flowers make it into the hands of guests, they’ll still die in a few days. But if you choose to use centerpieces that are potted

plants, then your guests can take home a piece of the wedding, plant it in their garden, and remember your special day for years to come. Another way to stay green at your wedding is to think about what individuals and companies you are patronizing. Weddings are typically major expenditures, and the people you choose are not only getting work, they’re getting exposure. For your caterer, try to choose someone who will buy local, organic ingredients as much as possible. Even highlight on the menu the things that are made from the local bounty. Try to create a menu that corresponds with the season. If, for example, your wedding is in October, perhaps a squash soup made of local produce could be on the menu. If your wedding is in July, feature the ripe summer tomatoes. These ingredients will be the most delicious, and in addition, they’ll raise your guests’ awareness about the importance of buying local and organic. I recently went to a wedding of two special education teachers. In the place where centerpieces would usually be, they had index cards that said “Thank you for support.” This is a home for autistic adults that relied almost solely on private donations. If you think about a place where you could cut corners a little bit, you could use that leftover money to donate to a charity or cause that’s important to you. Remember, as the bride and groom, you are queen and king for a day. People will pay attention to the things that are important to you, this day above all others. So if you want to bring something to people’s attention, take the floor and take your stand. – Emily J Weitz

when experience matters most...................

plastic surgery of the female breast

Bridal Spa Party Package $19900* per person

Steven K. Palumbo, M.D., F.A.C.S.

Herbal Wrap Salt Glow

Over 3000 Breast Enlargements, and Short-Scar Breast Reductions and Breast Lifts

Paraffin Hand And Foot Treatment

Board-Certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery Asst. Clinical Professor of Plastic Surgery, Montefiore/Albert Einstein Expert, Breast Reduction Panel, ASPS Boston 1998 Published Author/Teacher, Cosmetic Breast Surgery

Champagne Refreshments Coffee And Dessert

Custom Party Packages instant online gift certificates available at: Also w w w. a t l a n t i s h n . c o m Available!

Learn more about our AAAASF Certified Facility and see before and after photos at......

www.LongIslandBreastSurgery.com

631-653-6112 Quogue, New York

Massage Facial

Since 1984 on Long Island

Member, American Society of Plastic Surgeons

Your Package Includes:

Atlantis Franchisee Opportunities Now Available

M a s s a g e

T h e r a p y

C e n t e r

* 3 or more Guests BRAND NEW LOCATION

Saint James

Port Jefferson

Shoreham

Ronkonkoma

Riverhead Riverhead

584-2323

473-5560

744-3661

467-2770

727-1045 727-1045

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 56 www.danshamptons.com

Giorgioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at Fox Hill Country Club was recently rated as the 2007 Pick for Best of Weddings by the Knot.com Brides.

Voted Best of the Best 2005

Voted Best of the Best 2006

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 57 www.danshamptons.com

The Wedding Planner Atlantis Marine World – Provides an unforgettable setting for any special occasion. Displays include the 120,000-gallon Lost City of Atlantis Shark Exhibit, the Sand Shark Lagoon waterfall and the Western Hemisphere’s largest all-living Coral Reef exhibit. Located at 431 East Main Street, Riverhead. (631) 208-9200 www.atlantismarineworld.com. Blue Sage Day Spa – Bridal parties, brides and family members have experienced special days delivered with relaxation, harmony, beauty and fun here. Will accommodate your needs to make your day memorable whether there are 5 people within your party or 17. Located in Mattituck. (631) 298-4244. Crows Nest Inn – With great food and the ambiance of looking out at the lake, this is a choice location. The sunsets are spectacular and their catering, tent and rental companies are all-inclusive, which means they can offer you more value for your dollar. Will ensure your wedding is exactly as you imagined it – at a price you can afford. Locates at 4 Old West Lake Drive, Montauk. (631) 668-3700 www.crowsnestrest.com. English Country Antiques – The perfect place to find that one-of-a-kind wedding gift. 10,000 sq. ft. of French and English Country Furniture. Also carries Chinese Antiques, Beds, Linens, China, Lighting, and a large selection of Silver Frames and Trays. With two locations in Bridgehampton and Southampton. (631) 537-0606. Baker House 1650 – Hotel, spa and special events. Beautiful accommodations and grounds featuring a state-of-the-art spa with indoor pools, steam shower, sauna and Jacuzzi. All located on breathtaking lawns and gardens. 181 Main Street Street, East Hampton. (631) 324-4081 www.bakerhouse1650.com. Gurney’s Inn Resort and Spa – What could be more romantic than to celebrate your wedding day nestled in the bluffs overlooking the breathtaking white sandy beaches and the Atlantic Ocean? With an award-winning chef, elegant banquet rooms, sea water spa and salon de baute, Gurney’s Inn completes the package for a fairytale wedding. Located 290 Old Montauk Hwy, Montauk. (631) 668-2345 www.gurneysweddings.com. Jobs Lane Jewelers – Complete line of bridal jewelry in white gold and platinum. All sizing and custom work is done on premises using the latest technology of laser welding. Located at 18 Windmill Lane, Suite B, Southampton. (631) 283-2841. Lee Jewelers – Try something different – original designs of wedding rings, engagement rings, and necklaces and earrings for your bridal outfit. Located at 42 Main St., Sag Harbor. (631) 725-7226. Loaves and Fishes Cookshop – Announcing instore gift registry. Whether you are planning your life together, creating a new home or celebrating a special day, they can help you gather together a wish list that allows your guests to give a gift that speaks of you. Located at 2422 Montauk Hwy., Bridgehampton. (631) 537-6066 www.landfcookshop.com. London Jewelers – Highly skilled jewelers can accommodate every request whether it is a simple jewelry repair or custom designed piece made especially for you. Located at 2 Main Street, East Hampton and 47 Main Street, Southampton. Visit www.londonjewelers.com. Plaza Flowers – Pleased to announce full wedding and event services on the East End. Space is available for parties and we offer a full range of rentals, linens, lighting, and, of course, flowers. Located in Southampton and NYC. (631) 283-6452 or (212) 4727565. Saks Fifth Avenue – Offering makeup consulta-

tions for brides-to-be and their bridal party. To make an appointment with a makeup artist from Chanel, Trish McEvoy, Laura Mercier, Bobbi Brown, Esteé Lauder or Sisley. (631) 283 3500. The Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina – Located off of West Lake Drive this is just the place for a luxurious wedding. With large charter boats available as well as a historic dining room. Always delivers the sizzle to make a wedding feel just right. Located at 32 Star Island Road, Montauk. (631) 668-3100. The Southampton Inn – The East End’s new

Blue Sage Day Spa "JUST FOR YOU" BRIDAL PARTY PACKAGES Private Bridal Party at Blue Sage Day Spa is a wonderful way to Relax, Rejuvenate and Celebrate your wedding.

Customize a Package "Just For You" $80.00 per person to $255.00 per person

SPA SERVICES: Body Bronzing • Body Scrubs and Polish Manicures & Pedicures Massage Therapy • Facial Treatments

631-298-4244

140 Pike Street next to Love Lane in Mattituck

Lee Elliot

42 Main Street Sag Harbor, NY 726.7226

venue for a destination wedding. With 90 guest rooms, luscious lawns and gardens, traditional ballroom and a four-star chef. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. (631) 283.6500 www.southamptoninn.com. Woodbury Country Club – Can provide an exciting tropical setting on 18-acre property. Main ballrooms can accommodate from 125 to 350 guests. Landscape includes a fountain-filled reflection pool, a lakeside gazebo, and botanical terraces.,Located at 884 Jericho Turnpike, Woodbury. (516) 692-6200.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 58 www.danshamptons.com

A Wölffer Wedding If you’re thinking about having a wedding in the Hamptons, Wölffer Estate Vineyard, located in beautiful Sagaponack is an extraordinary location. Situated on 60 acres of impeccably cared for vines, the Tuscan-style winery is the perfect setting for a unique wedding. Your ceremony may be tucked away in the middle of the vineyard with a hydrangea covered gazebo as the backdrop. Walk down the aisle surrounded by vines with music playing in the background. You and your guests will take a short walk to the lawn of the winery at the base of the vineyard where the cocktail recep-

tion takes place. A bar, benches and teak tables and chairs are set up on the lawn so guests can take in the beautiful view and light. Hors d’oeuvres are passed and often augmented with a stationary table of Tuscan or Mediterranean delicacies. In keeping with the vineyard theme, a tasting table of Wölffer’s award-winning wines is often set up so guests can sample a variety of wines. A delicious dinner is provided by one of Wöölffer’s preferred caterers and is served on the beautiful stone terrace overlooking the vineyard. The terrace is covered overhead and sheer flaps

Fantasia Bridal Center & boutique

Wheree Weddingg Dreamss Aree Made (631) 744-7200 fantasiabridal@optonline.net www.fantasiabridalcenter.com

can be brought down if it is cool or if it rains. The band and dancing is in the tasting room adjacent to the terrace. This area supplies ample room for dancing and an inside bar area.

The winery space is a blank canvas waiting for each individual bride to contribute their own special style. Many brides design a Tuscan-style theme that works perfectly with the setting. Wooden farm tables that seat 8 to 20 guests are set up so that all guests have perfect views of the vineyard. They are often set with an assortment of colorful Tuscan-style china, linen runners and napkins in colors taken from the stones on the terrace or ochre-bleached walls of the winery. Menus designed to work with the setting are often highlighted by wonderful local ingredients indigenous to the area. Each year in January Wölffer Estate hosts a Bridal Showcase. Preferred vendors in every category from caterers to photographers, hair and make-up, floral designers, party rental companies, etc. are represented. This is a unique opportunity to meet some of the best vendors in the event business, get great ideas from the displays they provide, and get acquainted with the vineyard staff. Wölffer Estate can accommodate up to 75

guests for a sit down function that requires a cocktail reception and dancing. A preferred list of vendors in every category that are endorsed by the event staff is provided to ensure the most perfect wedding. Wölffer’s professional event staff is on hand from beginning to end to guide you through the entire process. Wine served is exclusively Wölffer. Wölffer Estate Vineyard’s Tuscan-style winery is the premier wedding location in the Hamptons. Situated on 60 acres of impeccably cared for vines, it accommodates up to 175 guests for a ceremony, reception and dancing. Located at 139 Sagg Road, Sagaponack. call (631) 537-5106.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 59 www.danshamptons.com

OFF PREMISE CATERING AVAILABLE.

Mark Borghi Fine Art Inc 2442 Main Street Bridgehampton , N.Y. 11032 Drawings, watercolors & serigraphs

R. O. Blechman 6HSWHPEHU WK ÄĽ2FWREHU WK Exhibition preview & reception 6DWXUGD\ 6HSWHPEHU WK ÄĽ

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 61 www.danshamptons.com

Keb Mo’ Performs At WHBPAC On October 7, three time Grammy-award winning singersongwriter Keb’ Mo’ will be gracing the intimate stage at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center with his presence. Known for his mastery of blues music and supreme command of the guitar, Mo’ provides audiences with top-notch live performances that incorporate pop, rock, folk, jazz and other genres, while embracing the musical sounds of multiple eras. Born in 1951 in South Central Los Angeles as Kevin Moore, Mo’ learned to play various musical instruments while growing up, but excelled with the guitar. Both his parents were from the South and raised him to appreciate both blues and gospel music. Early in his life, drawing inspiration from the most accomplished bluesmen – Muddy Waters formally McKinley Morganfield, Taj Mahal formally Henry St. Clair Fredericks – Kevin Moore adopted the nickname, Keb’ Mo’. His first musical gig was playing the steel drums and upright bass in a calypso band, but later he moved on to performing with several blues bands. He was quoted as saying, “The Blues is my history, my culture.” When he was 21 years old Mo’ began recording music with Papa John Creach, legendary violinist for the rock bands Jefferson Starship and Hot Tuna. Eight years later in 1980, he released his debut album, Rainmaker, with Chocolate City Records, a subsidiary of Casablanca Records, under the name Kevin Moore. Mo’ spent the rest of the 80s working as a staff writer for A&M Records and jammin’ with the Whodunit Band and famous American blues artists such as Albert Collins and Big Joe Turner. It wasn’t until 1994 that he released his self-titled album, Keb’ Mo’, a critically acclaimed record and now collectible that featured covers of two songs by Robert Johnson, one of the most notable Delta Blues musicians in history and who Mo’ portrayed in the 1994 documentary film Can’t You Hear the Wind Howl. In 1996, Mo’ released Just Like You, an album that earned him the Grammy award for Best Contemporary Blues Album. A year later, he performed fourteen songs on the television program “Sessions at West 54th” with musicians Laval Belle, Reggie McBride, Joellen Friedcken and a guest appearance by legendary blues pianist Dr. John. In 1998, he released Slow Down, and his second Grammy award for Best Contemporary Blues Album soon followed. The album includes the song Muddy Waters, a tribute to the blues legend, and the song “Rainmaker,” previously featured on his first album 18 years prior. In 2000, Mo’ released his fourth album The Door and an album he made for children titled Big Wide Grin. Three years later, Mo’ appeared in Martin Scorsese’s film series The Blues and in 2004, he released Keep it Simple, which yet again, earned

him a Grammy award in the Contemporary Blues category. His latest album Suitcase was released in 2006 and Mo’ is currently touring with his fourman band, which consists of Les Falconer (drums), Reggie McBride (bass), Jeff Paris (keyboards) and Clayton Gibb (guitar). Over the years, Mo’ has collaborated with musicians outside his genre including Amy Grant, Chapman, Eric Clapton and Dixie Chicks (the song “I Hope” that he co-wrote for their latest album Taking the Long Way was Grammy-nominated for

Country Song of the Year). Mo’ also composed the theme song to Martha Stewart’s television show “Martha Stewart Living.” “I wanted to make a piece of music that was very homey,” Mo’ said, referring to the song. “Something that felt warm, like a nice hot cup of tea.” He has also performed on the late night circuit including “The Late Show With David Letterman” and “The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” and on the television series “Sesame Street,” “Touched by an Angel,” “American Dreams” and “West Wing,” and earlier this year he performed at the Sundance Film Festival. Keb’ Mo’ is no stranger to the East End. He has performed at The Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett along with several other Long Island venues over the years. Whether he is performing acoustic or backed by his band, Mo’s smooth as silk vocals, personable lyrics and skillful guitar strumming do not disappoint. Don’t miss his performance at WHBPAC because it’s not every day that we have the opportunity to experience a night in the Delta right here in the Hamptons. – Janine Cheviot WHBPAC is located at 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. Keb’ Mo’ will be performing October 7 at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $50/$65/$80. For more information call (631) 288-1500 or visit www.whbpac.org.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 62 www.danshamptons.com

Entertainment In Town review: gone missing...by gordin & christiano

Photo by Sheldon Noland

Ever lost a cherished object, a beloved describes some of the evening’s most gruepet, or just misplaced your cellphone? A some events. marvelous group of six charming actors The other cast members all deliver marunder Steven Cosson’s guidance are servvelous moments as well. Robbie Collier ing up a stylish little ditty, Gone Missing, Sublett shines as a proper Englishman who at the Barrow Street Theater, where their remembers a time when he lost his language. thoughtful musical weaves a spell of pure Colleen Werthmann tells a simple story about delight by way of a series of vignettes on an a child losing a sock doll and despite being eclectic array of objects that have Gone told in fragments, the actress’ unsentimentalMissing. ly gives the tale a sweet resonance. Jennifer Combine one part performance art, with R. Morris plays a sophisticate whose obsessive another part musical theater, add a heavy search for one of her missing Gucci pumps is dose of documentary, stir in a continuous quite amusing. Damian Baldet provides guidrizzle of smart and funny, make sure the tar accompaniment and has the most unenviactors serve with ample helpings of able challenge of playing an elderly woman. panache, and voila, you have the formula There is a trio of musicians on piano, bass for an inventive meditation by turns witty, and drums under the musical supervision of odd, paradoxical, and even very serious. Andy Boroson, and the stylized choreography Conceived by Steven Cosson from interby Jim Augustine feels like Divo in concert, views he had the company conduct with a but gives the evening yet another unifying (l-r) Emily Ackerman, Stephen Plunkett, Colleen Werthmann, Jennifer R. Morris, Robbie wide range of subjects, the evening delivers slick effect. Collier Sublett and Damian Baldet in a scene from Gone Missing. a sense of the dramatic, with a sense the The actors all wearing identical grey suits lives of geese. mundane. Cosson’s script juxtapositions extraordistand in front of a simple blue wall bathed in Thomas The actors make an excellent ensemble, but Emily nary tales with commonplace stories giving the proDunn’s ethereal blue lighting. We end up where we Ackerman and Stephen Plunkett are outstanding. ceedings a unique feel, and Michael Friedman’s wonbegan, but we have Gone Missing into a fragmented Whether she is playing a pet psychic or an arthritic derful score and catchy tunes add to the consistently world that has coaxed us into our own consideration old woman, Ackerman brings her portraits to life by whimsical tone. of the meaning of objects. imbuing them with distinct contradictions that make The remarkable performers are part of a group of Gone Missing is now playing at Barrow Street them amusingly human. Plunkett is most memorable 28 actors founded by Cosson known as the Civilians, Theater, 27 Barrow Street at Seventh Avenue South. as a New York Police Officer, a recurring character an old vaudeville term referring to people not in show For tickets call (212) 239-6200. that describes finding bodies with missing parts. His business. They have built a reputation by touring the Gordin & Christiano are theater critics. Barry stature and voice display a tough exterior while his United States and Europe with their form of docuGordin is an internationally renowned photographer. character has a genial sense of humor to deal with the mentary musical theater, where the group has delved They can be reached at bg6@verizon.net or visit their horrors. His dark humor manifests itself when he into subjects like the news, evangelism, and even the website www.theaterlife.com.

JANIS JOPLIN TRIBUTE SHOW TO BENEFIT CHILDREN’S CHARITY FRIENDS OF KAREN East Patchogue, NY–Recently-signed recording artist, AmberRose, will bring to life her alter ego, Janis Joplin, in a benefit show at Theatre Three in Port Jefferson on Sunday, September 30th. Joplin’s Pearl, on Theatre Three’s Main Stage at 7 p.m., will be an entertaining evening for fans of Joplin, recognized as the queen of rock in her prime, as well as a benefit for Friends of Karen, a Port Jefferson-based children's charity that provides financial, emotional and advocacy support to families with children with cancer and other life-threatening illnesses. AmberRose, inspired to perform the benefit show after friendships she had formed with two Long Island families affected with their daughter’s illnesses, will be backed by a full band including a three-piece horn section. Proceeds from Joplin’s Pearl will go to support the non-profit organization's Family Support Program which provides services including transportation to medical treatments, household expenses such as rent or mortgage payments, childcare for siblings while parents are with their hospitalized child and bereavement support. For tickets, at $25 per person, please call the Theater Three Box Office at 631.928.9100. For more information on Friends of Karen, call 631.473.1768 or visit www.friendsofkaren.org

Temple Israel of Riverhead William Siemers, Rabbi

Sundays during the school year 9:00 to 11:00 a.m. Followed by snack time.

Sunda

o o h c S Pre-

For ages 3 through first grade

Songs, prayers, arts & crafts, stories, games, learning about holidays and traditions Open to members and non-members

For details and enrollment information, please call the Temple office, 631 727-3191. www.templeisraelriverhead.org

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 63 www.danshamptons.com

Entertainment In The Hamptons “artists make movies”: david lynch’s mulholland drive Completing this year’s series, “Artists Make Movies” sponsored by the Pollock-Krasner House, will be David Lynch’s provocative movie, Mulholland Drive. Lynch’s films have always been controversial, starting with his earliest one, Eraserhead, and continuing with Blue Velvet, The Lost Highway, and most recently, Inland Empire. (As an artist, Lynch could also be considered edgy; this critic remembers one particular painting with real, dead flies.) So what makes Lynch unique, even in today’s world of weird, violent, incomprehensible movies? First, he’s a true independent spirit, still persisting

in the Hollywood system. His films are not gratuitous made for the teenage market, but artistic expressions of his worldview. Like Martin Scorsese, Lynch is an authentic filmmaker in this critic’s mind, comparable to other great “auteurs” like Stanley Kubrick and Alfred Hitchcock. (Like Hitchcock, Lynch is also fascinated with the idea of the “double ganger,” meaning “the walking double.”) Lynch’s style, like his paintings, is bizarre, a combination of Surrealism and Expressionism. Thus, his images may be incongruous, people may say and do things that don’t make sense, reality may be ambiguous, seeming like a dream. Simply put, in a David Lynch film what you see is not what you get. Moreover, some filmgoers are confused by Lynch’s plot; they can’t seem to follow it, as the beginning, middle and end become blurred. But people said that about Pulp Fiction, too, and it

proved to be a great critical and popular success. While Lynch can be a “painterly” director, his images filled with striking colors, evocative compositions and odd-looking characters, his stories are mesmerizing as well. Mulholland Drive is no exception. It’s a murder mystery that’s much more than meets the eye, a psycho-sexual romp through the mind and heart of Naomi Watts as the naive heroine, where nothing is what it appears to be. Would-be actress Ms. Watts, upon arriving in Los Angeles for the first time, says “I can’t believe it” as she gives vent to her excitement. Truer words were never spoken.

What’s unique about Mulholland Drive is the excitement that the film evokes in the viewer, too, as we are drawn, almost against our will, into both the images and the plot. Lynch’s movies are ones we experience, not just sit back and enjoy. Isn’t that what all good artists should aim for? – Marion Wolberg Weiss Mulholland Drive will be shown on Thursday, Sept. 27 at 7:00PM at Stony Brook Southampton Campus, Chancellors Hall. Call 631-324-4929 for information.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 64 www.danshamptons.com

Take Five 2007 with Jan Silver

SPECIAL EVENTS The Bridge Hampton Historical Society presents its 15th Vintage Sports Car Rally & Classic Car Tour this weekend. On Friday, there is a rally school and practice from 2 to 5 p.m., a check-in and car inspection from 4 to 7 p.m., and a welcome cocktail party from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Saturday starts with Continental breakfast and check-ins from 7:30 a.m., road rally cars departing at 10 a.m. and classic cars at 11 a.m. All are to meet at Rick’s Crabby Cowboy Café, Montauk, for lunch and then return to the Society’s Main St. headquarters between 4 and 6 p.m. for an après-rally party and awards ceremony. Sunday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., there is a classic car auto show. Details are on the website at www.bridgehamptonrally.org or call (631) 537-1088. The Southampton Historical Museum is holding an “Upscale Barn Sale” at its Meetinghouse Lane headquar-

ters on Saturday from 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. Invited vendors will be selling jewelry, vintage clothing and furniture. There is a preview Friday evening for Museum members ($25 for guests). LongHouse Reserve, Hands Creek Road, East Hampton, holds a “BasketFest” on Saturday, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. There will be basket-weaving and basket-making demonstrations, and there is no admission charge. The Junior Circle of Guild Hall is having a film screening and party Saturday, starting at 6 p.m., to benefit the John Drew Theater restoration. The evening celebrates the lower Manhattan art and club scene of the 1980s. Marisol’s film about downtown artists including Jean-Michel Basquiat, Downtown 81, will be shown followed by an after-party with music by Triplefreq. Tickets are $50; call (631) 324-0806. THEATER There are three play readings this week—two in Sag Harbor. Bay Street Theatre begins its fall series “Tea at 3” on Saturday, 3 p.m., with Mother of Invention, a comedy by Alexandra Gersten-Vassilaros. The reading will be directed by Will Frears; there is no admission charge, but tea and cake at the concession stand is $3. At 3:30 p.m. on Saturday at the John Jermain Library, David Houston’s adaptation of the book Fahrenheit 451 will be read as a radio-style drama with Houston, Gail Behrens and Matt Stashin. Next Tuesday, 7:30 p.m. in the Boots Lamb Center at Guild Hall, East Hampton, Josh Perl leads Naked Stage members reading Harold Pinter’s The Homecoming (no admission charge). This is the last weekend to see Gateway Playhouse’s production of the country/western musical Urban Cowboy, based on the popular movie starring John Travolta and Debra Winter, at the Bellport barn theater. Tickets ($37-43) are sold online at www.gatewayplayhouse.com, or by calling (631) 286-1133 or 888-4TIX NOW. MUSIC The Long Island Railroad Museum is sponsoring the Twin Forks Folk Music Festival in Riverhead this weekend. On Friday, 7:30 p.m. at the Vail-Leavitt Music Hall, “Round

EAST END ENTERTAINMENT Expect The Best featuring

EAST END DJ’s Music Your Way

the Jungle Fire” is the program with Rik Palieri, Larry Penn, “Luther the Jet,” “Banjo” Fred Starner and the Hobo National Gospel Singers. On Saturday, starting at 11:30 a.m. in Polonaise Park, 300 Lincoln Street, there is continuous music all day with the Friday night performers plus Eastbound Freight, Bruce MacDonald, John Divello Band and others. Admission to each venue is $15. The Southampton Cultural Center begins its 2007/2008 Rising Stars piano recital series with Vassily Primakov at 7 p.m. Saturday, at the Center on Pond Lane. Tickets are $15 for adults, $10 for seniors and students; please reserve seats at (631) 287-4377. Recommended entertainers at local clubs and restaurants this week: Montauk – acoustic rock/folk with Michael Dann weekends at Surfside Inn, surf & rock with the Surf Dogs at 668 Gigshack on Sat; Amagansett – at the Stephen Talkhouse (631-267-3117) on Fri.– blues with Tab Benoit; Sat.—folksinger/songwriter Loudon Wainwright III then rock with Unchained; Estia Cantina (631-267-6320) – salsa Thurs. with Mambo Loco. East Hampton – jazz Fri. at Almondito; Fri. pop and jazz standards with Jane Hastay and Peter Martin Weiss at Coco Restaurant (Maidstone Arms), pianist Paul Gene at Babette’s Sat.; Sagaponack – Twilight Thursdays (5-7:30 p.m.) at Wolffer Estate Vineyard with live music. Sag Harbor – Annie Morgan Band on Fri. at Mumbo Gumbo; Bridgehampton – World Pie jazz brunch Sun. with Stefanie Cardinali Group, Pierre’s Restaurant—light jazz with Vanessa Trouble on Sun. and Jody Carlson next Tues., Monica sings at One Ocean on Thurs.; Water Mill – guitarist Steve Fredericks at Muse on Thurs; Southampton – Oktoberfest Sat. at Southampton Publick House; Westhampton Beach – musicians Fri. & Sat. at Annona; East Quogue – Annie Morgan Band on Sat. at Docker’s. SPEAKERS New Yorker staff writer Ian Frazier, well-known for his essays and his wicked sense of humor, will read from his work on Saturday, 6 p.m., at Canio’s Books, Sag Harbor. In (continued on next page)

The Billiard Pros...Your ly Complete Game Room Store n O Oursiness!

Welcome to a busy weekend of special fall events: the Bridgehampton Road Rally, the Southampton Historical Museum’s barn sale, the BasketFest at LongHouse (East Hampton), and the Downtown 81 celebration at Guild Hall. There are three play readings this week, a piano recital in Southampton on Saturday, and the Twin Forks Folk Music Festival in Riverhead on Friday and Saturday. The Long Island Latino International Film Festival comes to Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center this weekend. Sag Harbor’s Bay Street Theatre screens two Laurence Olivier films this weekend, and the Bridgehampton library starts a Sunday afternoon Hispanic movie series. Distinguished New Yorker writer Ian Frazier will read from his work at Canio’s Books, Sag Harbor, early Saturday evening. There are two athletic benefits on South Fork roads this weekend, so watch out for cyclists and runners: the Montel Williams MS Foundation Bike-A-Thon on Saturday from Pierson High School, Sag Harbor, through North Haven and Noyac (www.montelms.org or 212-380-0315); and the Hamptons Marathon and Half-Marathon through north Amagansett and East Hampton to benefit the after-school program Project Most (hamptonsmarathon.com).

SAVE up to $1000

MILLENNIUM Sophisticated Fun

Plasmas Video Karaoke DJ Combos Jazz Trios Lighting

on selected tables

Augustine 8 ft. $2,499

Family Owned Shop & Operated For Compare 4 Generations •Factory Trained Techs on All Major Brands •Cues & Lamps •Accessories

FREE

Delivery, Installation & 17 pc. Deluxe Play Kit

Imperial Hamilton 8 ft. $1,999 LIFETIME WARRANTY

Dan’s Papers

Ping Pong Imperial Eliminator 8 ft. $1,299

Best of the Best ‘06, ‘05 & ‘04

FOR ALL EVENTS 631 878 - 3538 631 833 - 4149

Saturday, September 29 MILLENNIUM & EAST END DJ’s The Westhampton Steakhouse 9:00pm

Poker Table & 4 Chairs $1,395

Washington 7 ft. $1,599

8 ft. Table Also Available

PUB SETS

ARCADE GAMES

THOMAS GRIMALDI BILLIARDS

www.eastendNYCE.com

SALES & SERVICE

220 Broadway, Huntington Station

631.424.3310 • www.tgrimaldibilliards.com

SHOWROOM HOURS: Mon 10-7pm, Tues-Fri 10-5:30pm, Sat 10-4pm, Sun 10:30-3pm

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 65 www.danshamptons.com

Mike Vilensky’s

MINI – MOVIE REVIEWS The Hunting Party Richard Gere and Terrence Howard star in a film about two bad boy reporters who attempt to score an interview with one of the world’s most dangerous war criminals, a Bosnian fellow based on a real man. As the two risk their lives and get closer than the CIA ever got, it becomes clear that, if nothing else, journalism is a way more exciting profession than is usually depicted on screen.

In the Valley of Elah Crash director Paul Haggis is back with a politically complex period piece from all the way back to 2004 when, as he was making Oscar-nominat-

Take 5

(continued from previous page)

East Hampton on Saturday at 8 p.m., Emily Benedek will read from her debut novel Red Sea at BookHampton. Also on Saturday at 6 p.m. Parrish Art Museum curator Merrill Falkenberg will moderate a discussion on portraiture by three artists (Karel Funk, Elizabeth King, Catherine Murphy) in conjunction with the current show “All the More Real: Portrayals of Intimacy and Empathy” ($5 Museum members, $10 guests). FILMS The Parrish Art Museum, Southampton, continues its “Artists’ Lives” series with Camille Claudel (France, 1988) on Friday, 7 p.m. The film about this talented sculptress and Rodin mistress stars Isabel Adjani and Gerard Depardieu; tickets are $5 for Museum members, $7 for guests. The Laurence Olivier film weekend at Bay Street Theatre, Sag Harbor, starts with Pride and Prejudice (1940) with Greer Garson on Friday, 8 p.m., and then Wuthering Heights (1939) with Merle Oberon on Saturday, 8 p.m. Tickets are $5 at the door, and the box office opens at 7 p.m. The Hampton Library, Bridgehampton, is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month screening award-winning films. This Sunday at 2 p.m., Guillermo del Toro’s celebrated fairy tale Pan’s Labyrinth (Spain, 2006) will be shown. The third Long Island Latino International Film Festival is at Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center from Friday night through Sunday afternoon. There are feature films, shorts and documentaries in competition. The festival starts with a party tonight at 6:30 p.m. and the screenings start at 7:45 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, films begin at 1 p.m. A three-day pass is $25; afternoon and evening screenings range from $9 to $15. A schedule is online at www.liliff.com or call 1-866-385-1117.

ed films, a family lost their son, a soldier in Iraq. As both grief and anger set in, another seemingly unrelated cast of characters connect through life’s twists and turns as they try and uncover the truth about a soldier’s death. Will probably make you cry. Dragon Wars: D – War Based on the old Korean legend that unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet, this film depicts a reporter trying to capture the chaos with the help of a strangely unexplained sick child (not his own). With the Imoogi dragons closing in on LA (the world’s most important city, apparently), the two need to save the world and themselves. This is clearly the best film of 2007,

and possibly one of the best feats of film ever. Seriously. The Kingdom An elite FBI team sent to find a killer in a hostile country follows a similar theme to many other movies this week, as well as a similar pattern, and adds nothing new but Jamie Foxx and Chris Cooper to the mix, who seem sort of disappointed that Clive Owen took Shoot ‘Em Up. The Game Plan An NFL superstar quarterback living a debaucherous bachelor lifestyle discovers that he has a secret seven-year-old daughter from a previous hook up! Now this is the stuff of good entertainment, and plausible at that. Finally.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 66 www.danshamptons.com

Guy de Fraumeni’s Hollywod 1n The Hamptons Too violently inhumane? Is Jody Foster’s guntoting, revenge film, The Brave One, exploiting violence? Or, is the contemplative but extremely brutal movie of Russian mobs in London, Eastern Promises , courting blood-letting ? Compare this! Was it the great dramatist Shakespeare who asked, “Wither humanity?” This poor humorist insists, “Humanity is fast withering away.” To explain the lame joke, simply look at the bigger issues: The huge losses of the nation’s rights by the unraveling of our Constitution. Further, check out the stately cold decisions against unfortunate individuals struck down by the new Supreme Court. But, so what? Compared to the inhumanity expressed on our entertainment screens, big and small, who can care about a woman loosing her suit against eleven years of work discrimination because of a late filing date or, a man condemned to life in imprisonment for stealing 150 videostapes? We’ve grown accustomed to the amusement of brains being blown against kitchen walls as readily as spaghetti flung up to the ceiling to test its doneness. Eastern Promises’ Canadian director, David Cronenberg, has been blowing our minds by blowing up heads in Scanners (1981) and, making our skin crawl by decomposing human flesh in The Fly (1986). He’s added much the same in other films and by endowing them with an undeniable arty-ness, has gained an international audience of the intelligence. The globalized aspects of his new thriller feed that audience and take in the internalized physical and mental world as well. That is to say, the body and mind-bent soul. Russian expatriates in London recreate their dark, crime-culture underworld, which resembles the criminal organizations of other nationalities in other nations. Their family ties, their codes of “ethics” and idiosyncratic signs and symbols translatable by few others than the shadowed members of the outlaw dealers in misery. It is into this inextricably doomed demimonde that Anna, a hospital midwife is sucked as she guilessly attempts to discover the ties to a baby she has delivered. With the baby’s dead mother’s diary as a guide, she stumbles into the immorality of slavery – worldwide trade in entrapment

Eastern Promises

and sex. Anna is portrayed by Naomi Watts as compellingly as the events that will swallow her up into the fantastically alien land she finds. Anna’s father was Russian and her mother British. However, unable to read or write Russian she will find nothing identifiable in a fancy Russian, restaurant the diary leads her to, run by a gentle monstrosity Semyon (Armin MuellerStahl). He is actually the head of the segment of the Vory v Zakone, the Russian Mafia, created in

Stalin’s vast prison camps. Behind those walls, the inmate’s biographies were pictured with tattoos on their bodies. These were the files to follow them. Those tattoo stories are written all over Viggo Mortensen’s body. As Nikolai he is the star of the film. He’s Semyon’s driver and butcher-killer. Not that Semyon couldn’t handle it himself. He will reveal unspeakable horrors to Anna and Nikloai. Semyon’s psychotic son, Kirill (Vincent Cassel) takes lessons from father. Semyon’s grand-fatherly translation of the diary ensnares the innocent Anna, even as she is being wooed by the stoic Nikolai who is as ambitious as he is dashing and noble as a knight. Anna’s not sure he’s a gangster, but must trust him. The terrible Semyon treats Nikolai like a son and might not mind his moving up in the family business. Mr. Mortensen gives a standout performance with a stand up outstanding body as well. Being read by the crime syndicate will more than be matched by his nude steam bath fight with two thugs armed with knives. It will have you and the audience gasping and I’m sure it just may inspire a bunch of cult groups. Requiring sensitivity, His scenes of forced sex with a young girl while being watched, show some real depth. All in all though you’ll be held by Cronenberg’s intent upon all that is dreadful. On a different level, there’s an intelligent script by Steve Knight who drew us into Dirty Pretty Things, again multicultural London and the ugly trafficking in the sale of human organs. Eastern Promises wrestles with the split nature of humanity as in the possibility of using violence for the good. Cronenberg divides only the plot into good and bad, evil and humanity. His direction begins with a signature attention getter—the teenage mother’s uterus is hemorrhaging to expel the child, a product of rape. Anna’s uncle, a kindly but racist fool, insists it is because the father is black. And so it goes. Life just isn’t pretty or fair. Guy-Jean de Fraumeni is the producer/writer/director of award-winning European and American feature films. He has been a judge at Major Film and TV award competitions including the Oscars, the Emmy’s and various film festivals. Sarah Halsey assists him.

MOVIES COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 72, Benefits – pg. 51, Movies – pg. 66, Day by Day – pg. 51, Kids’ Events – pg. 47, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 64 Schedule for the week of Friday, September 28 to Thursday, October 4. Movie Schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times.

UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (324-0448) Eastern Promises – Sat.-Sun. 12, 2:25, 5, 7:30, 10:30

like a bowl of cherries. call 631-537-0500 to place an ad today!

Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 5, 7:30, 10:30 Across the Universe – Sat.-Sun. 1:15, 4:20, 7:25, 10:25 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:20, 7:25, 10:25 In the Valley of Elah – Sat.-Sun. 1:45, 4:30, 7:45, 10:35 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:45, 10:45 3:10 to Yuma – Sat.-Sun. 1:10, 4:25, 7, 9:50 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:25, 7, 9:50 The Brave One – Sat.-Sun. 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 10:10 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:10, 7:15, 10:10 The Kingdom – Sat.-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:20 Fri., Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40, 10:20

UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (728-8251) Feast Of Love – Fri.-Sun. 1:35, 4:35, 7:35, 10:05 Mon.-Thurs. 4:35, 7:35 Mr. Woodcock – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:35 Mon.Thurs. 4:15, 7:15 Good Luck Chuck – Fri.-Sun. 1:40, 4:40, 7:40, 10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:40, 7:40 Game Plan – Fri.-Sun. 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:20 Mon.Thurs. 4:20, 7:20 Resident Evil – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10 Mon.Thurs. 4:30, 7:30

UA SOUTHAMPTON (+) (287-2774) Sydney White – Fri.-Sun. 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 10:05 Mon.-Thurs. 4:30, 7:20 The Hunting Party – Fri.-Sun. 1:45, 4:45, 7:30,

10:10 Mon.-Thurs. 4:45, 7:30 The Brave One – Fri.-Sun. 1, 4, 7, 9:50 Mon.-Thurs. 4, 7 Superbad – Fri.-Sun. 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 10 Mon.Thurs. 4:15, 7:10

HAMPTON ARTS CINEMA (288-2600) The Brave One – Fri. 6, 8:30 Sat. 3:30, 6, 8:30 Sun. 3:30, 6, 8:30 Mon.-Thurs. 7 Eastern Promises – Fri. 5:30, 8 Sat. 3, 5:30, 8, Sun. 3, 5:30, 8 Mon.-Thurs. 7

MATTITUCK CINEMAS (298-7469) Was not received before press time.

MONTAUK MOVIE (668-2393) Good Luck Chuck – Fri.- Sun. 7, 9 Mon.-Thurs. 7

SAG HARBOR CINEMA (725-0010) The Rape of Europa – Fri.-Mon., Thurs. 6, 8:10 Sat.-Sun. 4, 6, 8:10 The sign (+) when following the name of a theatre indicates that a show has an infrared assistive listening device. Please confirm with the theatre before arriving to make sure they are available.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 67 www.danshamptons.com

Silvia Lehrer’s Cooking Column James Beard, who died in 1985, was a quintessentially American man well ahead of his time. In 1974, when Beard on Food, one of his many cook books was published, he wrote of the need for farmers markets which only existed in Los Angeles at the time. He writes, “It is my dream to have the continent spanned, from coast to coast, with markets like this.” The book, a compilation of essays, from his numerous syndicated columns has recently been reissued by Bloomsbury USA. Beard on Food is indeed a valuable gift from this Dean of American Cooking. In a foreword by Mark Bittman, Mr. Bittman writes, “with his (Beard) regular writing deadlines, which, especially after a few years, drive the writer to constantly seek new and interesting fodder.” How well I can identify with this. James Beard had no formal training but he traveled extensively and brought his experiences to the table. In an introductory note, Julia Child wrote in 1999, in another reissue of this book in 2000, “What a pleasure for those of us who knew Jim to read him again, and what a happy discovery for new generations who will now know him.” I studied with James Beard in his now famous brownstone on 12th street in Manhattan in the late seventies. What a treasure of memories surfaced for me as I read his references to real people cooking real food. Like the time he was invited to the home of an artist that he did not know and how much he enjoyed the artist Ed Giobbi’s Italian ancestral dishes. “That was exactly what I wanted to eat today,” Mr. Beard wrote. A larger-than-life man in many ways, I could see him today sitting tall in his captain’s chair in his teaching kitchen, surrounded by cooking areas and cook tops, as he espoused the use of the freshest and finest ingredients and encouraged the home cook to be relaxed about cooking. His recipes in this book are proof of this as they are written in a conversational style. Tweak them if you like, Mr. Beard would like that. BASIC SALAD NICOISE Inspired by a farmers market in Grasse, in the south of France, Mr. Beard was able to “purchase a package of greens to which you would add tuna, anchovies, hard-cooked eggs, tomatoes and the famous olives of Provence.” For a basic Salad Nicoise, cover a large platter with crisp fresh greens. Place one or two 7-ounce cans of tuna in olive oil, well drained. Two cans will usually serve four to six. Surround the tuna with 20 to 30 anchovy fillets, well drained. Around the edge of the greens arrange 4-6 ripe tomatoes, quartered or 12-18 cherry tomatoes and 4-6 hardcooked eggs, and add a sprinkling of small black olives, preferably the tiny Nicoise. Now arrange on top of these basic ingredients vegetables of your choice: rings of sliced red onion, tiny boiled new potatoes, pimento strips, and green beans cooked just until bitey-crisp. Add a sprinkling of chopped fresh basil, if available. Pour over a dressing made of 3/4 cup olive oil, 1/4 cup red wine vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste, and toss lightly. Serve as a main course with crusty French bread. NOSTALGIC SPINACH ROLL The spinach roll, which is actually a spinach soufflé, was one of the most popular recipes taught in the seventies. Mr. Beard enjoyed eating it alongside a shrimp sandwich You will need about 3 pounds of spinach or 4 packages of frozen chopped spinach. Fresh spinach should be washed and well picked over, place in a kettle with no water other than that

limp. Blend in 3 tablespoons flour and cook for 23 minutes. Mix in 1/2 cup dry vermouth or white wine, stir well and season to taste with salt and pepper, a dash of Tabasco and 1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon. Gradually stir in light or heavy cream or evaporated milk, cook, and stir until nicely thickened. Mix in 1/2 cup chopped parsley and taste for seasoning. Remove the baked roll from the oven, cover it with a piece of buttered foil, and invert on a board. Peel off the waxed paper. Spread with twothirds of the herb white sauce, then very carefully roll up like a jelly roll onto a serving plate, using the foil as a pusher. spoon remaining sauce over the center and serve at once to six people. Recipes adapted from Bloomsbury, USA, 2007.

Beard

Food,

Its Back...All Night Long Bobby Van’s Prix Fixe Sunday-Thursday ALL NIGHT LONG... clinging to its leaves, tightly covered and wilted down for just a few minutes. Drain well and chop coarsely. Thaw frozen spinach in a pan over very gentle heat and squeeze dry. Put the spinach in a bowl. Mix in 6 tablespoons melted butter, 1 1/2 teaspoons salt, 1/2 teaspoon freshly round black pepper and 2 or 3 good dashed of nutmeg. Beat in 4 egg yolks, one by one, then beat the egg whites until they hold soft peaks and fold them thoroughly into the spinach mixture. Taste for seasoning. Lightly butter an 11 by 14 by 1/2 inch jelly roll pan, line it with waxed paper, butter the paper and coat it with bread crumbs. Spread the spinach mixture in the pan evenly with a rubber spatula and sprinkle with a little grated cheese. Bake in a 350 degree oven for about 15 minutes or just until firm when touched lightly with fingertips. While the roll is baking, saute 2/3 cup finely chopped scallion in 4 tablespoons butter until just

Onee Ocean

3 Course Prix Fixe $2500 Sun - Thurs - All Night

631.537.5665

Steak and Fries

Onn thee Cornerr Off Oceann Roadd & Montaukk Highwayy Bridgehampton

$1900

Prix Fixe $23

Sun - Thurs - All Night

Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday - All Night Friday & Saturday Until 7pm

Lobster Night

TUESDAY

$2100

*NEW** Primee Ribb Nightt $21

Tuesday Only - All Night

Shrimpp Nightt $20

Specials not available Holiday Weekends

THURSDAY

Vocall Stylingss off Monicaa Hughess 8pm m – 11pm

bobby van’s

Comee Try y Ourr Classicc Brunch h Friday y – Sunday y • 11:30 0 – 4:30

great food in a comfortable setting

WEDNESDAY

Ourr Famouss 10ozz Blackk Anguss Burgerss aree Alwayss Available

main street, bridgehampton

631-537-0590

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 68 www.danshamptons.com

Dining in the Hamptons Desmond’s Restaurant and Lounge at East Wind in Wading River offers a fall festival menu throughout September and October. It is available Monday through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. for $13.95 per person plus tax and gratuity. The menu, prepared by Chef de Cuisine Todd Sabatini, features local bounty from the North Fork and across Long Island. Menu items include: North Fork harvest salad with mixed greens, roasted corn, grape tomatoes, and cucumbers in a butternut vinaigrette; sliced loin of pork with pan sauerkraut, whipped potatoes, vegetable medley, and apple cider au jus; Cedar planked cod with rice pilaf, and roasted vegetables in a lemon beurre blanc; roasted chicken breast stuffed with white and wild rice, pecans, dried cranberries, baby carrots, and pan juices. For more information call (631) 846-2335. Wildthyme Restaurant and Bar in Southampton now offers a prix fixe menu for steak lovers. This special promotion gives diners a choice of soup or salad for the first course and a choice of sirloin, porterhouse or prime rib for an entrée. The cost is $24.95 per person plus tax and gratuity and is offered every Monday all night long. Also on Monday nights starting at 7:30 p.m. Wildthyme hosts Monday night football. Fans may enjoy complimentary appetizers at the bar while watching the game. The free appetizer menu items include fried calamari, chili con carne and quesadillas with mari-

It’s 5pm...

Do you know where your dinner is?

Check out Dan’s Dining Log.

Side Dish By Aji Jones nated shrimp, Monterey jack cheese and avocados. For reservations or more information call (631) 2040007. Legends Restaurant in New Suffolk will host live oldies music featuring Prentiss McNeill with Fred Miner and Sahara in the pub from 8 p.m. to midnight on Saturday, September 29 and Saturday, October 20. During the performances the pub’s menu items include: grilled marinated pork chops; flat iron steak; seafood pot pie; North Fork favorites such as flounder, catfish or fried shellfish; and stone baked pizza with thin crust and plain cheese. For reservations or further information call (631) 7345123. The Beacon in Sag Harbor will keep its doors open through the middle of October with new hours. In September, The Beacon is open for weekend lunches from 11:45 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and for dinner Wednesday through Sunday from 6 p.m. In October, through the 14th, dinner will be served Friday through Sunday from 6 p.m. The Beacon will then be closed officially until May 2008 but will open for private events. The menu prepared by Executive Chef Sam McCleland features appetizers that range in price from $8 to $12 and entrées from $16 to $24. Fall menu items include osso bucco, guava baby back ribs and loin of lamb with white beans and local arugula. For further information, call (631) 7257088. red/bar brasserie in Southampton will be open for dinner from 6 p.m. six nights a week, closed

Tuesday. The menu prepared by Executive Chef Erik Nodeland features appetizers that range in price from $9 to $16 and entrées from $27 to $38. Among the fall menu items are Berkshire pork shank, foie gras terrine and roast Long Island duck. For further information call (631) 283-0704. Fresno in East Hampton will continue to serve dinner throughout the fall starting at 5:30 p.m. six nights a week, closed Tuesday. The traditional Cannonball Prix Fixe, a $25 two-course prix fixe including appetizer and entrée, is available Sunday through Thursday all night, Friday and Saturday until 6:30 p.m., and every night at the bar excluding holiday weekends. The a la carte menu prepared by Executive Chef Gretchen Menser features appetizers that range in price from $9 to $14 and entrées from $16 to $36. Among the fall menu items are Fresno Cataplana, a hearty seafood dish in a spicy tomato broth, braised lamb shank, homemade duck confit and chicken potpie. For further information call (631) 324-8700. Southampton Publick House will team up with the Eastern Long Island Executives Business Roundtable (ELIE) and Suffolk County Community College (SCCC) for a traditional Octoberfest Beer Dinner on Monday, October 1 at the Peconic Building located at the SCCC Eastern Campus, located at 121 Speonk-Riverhead Road, Riverhead. A networking reception will begin at 5:30 p.m. with dinner and the evening’s program to follow from 6 to 7:30 p.m. NonELIE members are invited to come to one meeting at the member price of $30. To make a reservation or for further information about Eastern Long Island Executives Business Roundtable call (877) 2250010. For further information about Southampton Publick House or Southampton Ales & Lagers call (631) 283-2800. S W TEA ED K UN, TH FRIT TI UR ES L 7 & $2 PM SU 5 N

Waterfront Restaurant and Bar 3253 Noyac Rd., Sag Harbor • www.oasishamptons.com

725-7110

Zagat says: "Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find."

JOIN US FOR OUR LAST TWO WEEKENDS OF THE SEASON! Beautiful Views...just a little less crowded Friday & Saturday Serving Lunch & Dinner ~ Sunday Serving Brunch & Dinner

Available for private parties

Parto’s 631-727-4828

Open From Mon.-Fri. 11-10:30pm Sun. 12-9:00pm

BEST BEST 2006 OF THE

(631) 725-5858

Long Wharf at Bay St. Sag Harbor, NY

www.bsmith.com

Serving Dinner Wednesday thru Sunday from 5:30p.m.

FEATURING.... Our Brand New Authentic Neopolitan Brick Oven Pizza!

63 Main Street, Sag Harbor, NY 11963

Parto’s - Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café.

In downtown historic We invite you to Riverhead you will find enjoy a real taste of Italy. one of the Best Restaurant and pizzerias Old-style of the Northfork. rural Tuscan Simply atmosphere. very good food Appetizers, very good atmosphere soups, very good services and best salads, of all very good prices! *Private Catering Hall for your next affair. Up to 50 people, very cozy and private* Member of J.T. Mather Hospital’s Heart Healthy Program 12 West Main Street (100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World) Riverhead, NY www.partosrestaurant.com

pasta,

entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee.

*Back Entrance through rear parking lot. Follow the brick path

631.725.9353

Open Sun-Thurs 11:30am-10pm Fri, Sat & Holidays 11:30am-11pm

Bar Open Late Fri & Sat

Where the Locals have been dining for 28 years!

VILLAGE PRIME MEAT SHOPPE

Italian Specialties • Assorted Meats For The Grill • All Types of Fresh Sausage • Kabobs • Sullivan St. Breads • Fresh & Smoked Mozzarella Gourmet Foods &

631. 653. 8071 495 Montauk Highway, East Quogue, NY

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 69 www.danshamptons.com

Dining Log ALMOND – A classic French bistro offering unpretentious French fare at affordable prices. Special fall three course prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Monday. Open Thurs.-Tues from 6 p.m. and closed on Wednesday. Located at 1970 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-8885. ALMONDITO – Stylish Mexican restaurant serving authentic fare. Offering Miercoles mania every Wednesday at the bar with $5 margaritas and bocaditos. Three-course fall prix fixe for $21.95 every night from 6 to 7 p.m. and all night on Wednesday. Open Wed.-Mon. and closed on Tuesday. Located at 290 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-329-6700. www.almondito.com ANNONA – Sleek modern Italian serving a market menu, which changes according to local produce. Everything from fresh breads and pastas to ribeye and local fish from their wood-burning oven. Located at 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-7766. BIRCHWOOD ON THE PARK – Polish American dining in a cozy setting right in the heart of Southampton. Open 7 days with specials everyday. Mon.-Thurs 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri-Sat. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Sun. 12-10 p.m. Happy hour Fri.-Sat. 4-8 p.m. Located at 76C Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-4316. www.myspace.com/birchwoodonthepark. BEFORE THE BRIDGE RESTAURANT – Serving the freshest seafood. Open all year for dinner at 4 p.m. 6 nights a week, closed Tuesdays. Special 4-course prix fixe Sun.-Thurs. Now open for lunch Fri.-Sun. 12 - 4 p.m. Available for private parties, lobster bakes to go and full catering. Located at 78 Foster Avenue, Hampton Bays, behind Tully’s Seafood Market. 631-7289111. BOBBY VAN’S – Specializing in steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Lunch and dinner 7 days. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Prix fixe & daily specials Sun.-Thurs. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Located at Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631537-0590. B. SMITH’S – Best waterfront location in the Hamptons serving the best lobster salad, watermelon margaritas and steaks on the East End. Open for lunch, dinner and brunch. Located on Long Wharf at Bay Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-5858. www.bsmith.com. BUOY ONE – Fresh seafood market, dining room and take-out. Voted “Best of the Best Seafood” in 2005 and 2006. Open Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Located at 1175 West Main Street, Riverhead. Call 631-208-9737. CAFFE MONTE AT GURNEY’S – Serving breakfast daily from 7:30-10 a.m. From 12-3 p.m., the caffe serves a casual, economically priced Italian-style menu. La Paticceria serves light fare from 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631668-2660. COUNTRY HOUSE RESTAURANT – Voted Most Romantic Restaurant by AOL City Guide. Four-course wine dinner Sept. 28 at 7:30 p.m. costs $75 per person. Prix fixe brunch served daily from 12 to 3 p.m. Dinner served daily from 4 p.m. Prix fixe $36 dinner available Mon.-Thurs. Located on Route 25A on the corner of Main Street, Stony Brook. www.countryhouserestaurant.com 631-751-3332. CROSSROADS DIAMOND RESTAURANT – A cozy, intimate atmosphere for fine dining. Tiffany lamps add to the elegant décor with cozy handcrafted booths that offer seclusion. Serving fresh, local produce. Open seven days a week, serving lunch, dinner and Sunday brunch. Located at 3725 Route 25 and Edwards Avenue, Calverton. 631-369-2221. HILL STREET CAFÉ – A brand new breakfast and lunch spot debuts this summer at The Southampton Inn, headed by one of Long Island’s foremost chefs, Peter Dunlop. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-6500. LE SOIR RESTAURANT – Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years, rated in Zagat Survey of Distinction 2006-2007 27-20-23-45 and recognized as among the best on Long Island for delicious quality food, value and attentive staff. Nightly specials, homemade on premises desserts. Located at 825 W. Montauk Highway, Bayport. 631-472-9090. MATSULIN – This cozy Pan Asian restaurant has a menu with varied cuisines from fresh cut sashimi to savory Kari Ayam. Open 7 days from 12 p.m. Located at 131 W. Montauk Highway, Hampton Bays. 631-7288838.

MUSE – Restaurant and aquatic lounge open for dinner 6 days a week, serving brunch on Sundays. Live entertainment with Steve Frederick Thursday from 7 to 10 p.m. Located in the Water Mill Square, 760 Montauk Highway, Water Mill. 631-726-2606. OASIS WATERFRONT RESTAURANT – Zagat says “Modern tropical interiors and wonderful sunset views. Seasonal cuisine that is delicious and delightful and service that is always gracious if not perfect. This off the beaten path charmer is deemed a real find.” Open Wed.-Sun. from 5:30 p.m. Steak Frites available for $25, Wed., Thurs. & Sun. until 7 p.m. Located at 3253 Noyac Road, Sag Harbor. www.oasishamptons.com. 631-7257110. OLDE SPEONK INN – This hidden gem is not to be missed. Friendly service, great atmosphere, outstanding menu featuring fresh local ingredients that change daily. Open Tues., Wed. & Sun. 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 510 p.m. Prix fixe Sun-Thurs. Located at 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk. 631-325-8400. ONE OCEAN – An elegant restaurant with a casual atmosphere. Prix fixe $23 available all night Sun., Tues & Thurs. and until 7 p.m. Fri. & Sat. Enjoy shrimp night on Wednesdays and the dazzling vocals of Monica Hughes on Thursday nights from 8 to 11 p.m. Open for brunch Fri.-Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Famous 10 oz. Black Angus Burger always available. Friendly bar with ten different draft beers. Located on the corner of Ocean Road and Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-5665. PARTO’S – Italian restaurant, pizzeria, café. Frank Spatola invites you to enjoy a real taste of Italy. Oldstyle, rural Tuscan atmosphere. Appetizers, soups, salads, pastas, entrees, seafood, dessert, coffee. Open Mon.Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. Sun. 12-9 p.m. Visit www.partosrestaurant.com. Located at 12 West Main Street, 100 yards west of Atlantis Marine World, Riverhead. 631-727-4828. THE PATIO AT 54 MAIN – New American Cuisine featuring prime aged steaks and fresh seafood. Three course Chef ’s tastings available Sun.- Thurs. for $25. Live entertainment Thurs., Fri., Sat. & Sun. Friday Night Happy Hour in our Grill Room. Located at 54 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-0100. PIERRE’S – Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Open 7 days. Brunch Fri. - Sun. from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. near the fireplace. Located at 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-5375110. www.pierresbridgehampton.com. PREMIER DINER – Enjoy spectacular food, dinner specials and easy-going atmosphere. Open 24 hours, weekends. Located at 690 Commack Road, Commack, 200 ft. North of Expressway (going east Exit 52, going

west Exit 53) 631-462-1432. PRIME 103 – Sophisticated steak and sushi restaurant with extensive wine list. Offering three dining areas and large bar to enjoy the perfect Cosmo. Features 27 day dry aged NY Sirloin, Brazilian lobster tails and Kobe Beef Maki rolls. Open 7 nights a week from 5:30 p.m. Located at 103 Montauk Highway, East Hampton. 631324-1100. SARACEN – A Mediterranean culinary experience, Saracen boasts a modern Italian menu, comfortable atmosphere and excellent European service. Come for dinner, stay for drinks. Elegant lounge enhanced with tunes spun by DJ Roberto on weekends. Reservations recommended. Located at 108 Montauk Highway, Wainscott. 631-537-6255. SAVANNAS – Serving dinner daily from 5:30 p.m. and breakfast and lunch Sat. & Sun. starting at 11 a.m. Monday BBQ night – $25 with $5 margaritas. Tuesday is lobster night. Happy Hour Mon.-Fri. 5:30-7 p.m. Gracious dining indoors, outside in the rose garden or at home with Gourmet-to-Go. Located at 268 Elm Street, Southampton. 631-283-0202. SEA GRILLE AT GURNEY’S – Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. Dinner seven days a week, 5:30 to 10 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. three-course prix fixe dinner $25.95, seating at 5:30 p.m. Located at 290 Old Montauk Highway, Montauk. 631-668-2660. SOUTHAMPTON PUBLICK HOUSE – Zagat rated microbrewery restaurant serving lunch, dinner and late night cocktails 7 days a week. Open Mon.-Sat. from 11:30 a.m. and Sunday from 12 p.m. Located at 40 Bowden Square, Southampton. www.publick.com 631-283-2800. SPINNAKERS – Brand new authentic neapolitan brick oven pizza. Dine in our newly refurbished dining room. Open Mon.-Thurs., Sun. from 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri.-Sat. & Holidays from 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Located at 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-9353. TURTLE CROSSING – Serving authentic regional food in an old Southwestern technique. Ribs, wraps, ‘ritas! Dinner every night. Lunch Sat. & Sun. Located at 21 Panitgo Road, East Hampton. 631-324-7166. www.turtlecrossing.com

— ope n 7 days — PRIX FIXE $25

sunday to th ur sday 5 to 7 we dne sday al l n i g h t monday BOUILLABAISSE $21

tue sday FILET MIGNON $22

we dne sday 2 LB LOBSTER FRICASSEE $22

b runc h s lunc h d i nne r s pat i s se ri e s bar h om e made i c e c ream

2486 MAIN STREET . BRIDGEHAMPTON, NY 11932 R E S E RVAT I O N S : 6 3 1 . 5 3 7 . 5 1 1 0 w w w. p i e r r e s b r i d g e h a m p t o n . c o m

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 70 www.danshamptons.com â&#x20AC;&#x153;...superb Italian cuisineâ&#x20AC;? - Zagat Rated â&#x20AC;&#x153;Excellentâ&#x20AC;? 2000-2007

Monday - Sunday â&#x20AC;˘ Doors open at 5pm Closed on Tuesdays

exĂĄĂ tĂ˘Ă&#x153;tĂ&#x2021;Ă 9 TĂ&#x2013;Ă˘tĂ |v _Ă&#x2030;Ă˘Ă&#x2021;zx

$2895 Prix Fixe (3 Courses) Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday All Night Long Fridayy 5-7pm ( All diners must be seated before 7pm)

Open for Dinner Thursday - Sunday Live Entertainment Thursday 7-10pm. (Steve Frederick) A CHEF MATTHEW GUIFFRIDA PRODUCTION WATERMILL SQUARE SUITE 5A â&#x20AC;˘ 760 MONTAUK HIGHWAY, WATERMILL, NY â&#x20AC;˘ (631)726-2606

HILL STREET CAFĂ&#x2030;

AT SOUTHAMPTON INN OPEN 7 DAYS BREAKFAST 7:30 - 11:00 AM

Monday Night Football â&#x20AC;˘ $10.00 All the Wings you can eat â&#x20AC;˘ Beer Specials â&#x20AC;˘ 6 Flat Screen TVâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and 106â&#x20AC;? HDTV Screen

Late Night Bar Menu Every Night 190 Montauk Highway, Speonk, NY Call for Reservations

631.325.8400 theoldspeonkinn.com

Prix - Fixe Menu Sunday - Friday $25 FAMILY-STYLE MENU All Day Sunday throughout the Year

OPEN WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY Fireplace is On All Winter On Georgica Pond Wainscott

631-537-6255

Turtle Crossing

Outdoor Dining Lunch 3 Dinner 3 Sunday Brunch Late Night Cocktails Special Events & Parties

Ribs! Wraps! â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Ritas! â&#x20AC;&#x153;Islands s Best t BBQ.â&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;? NY Y Times

Eat-IN CARRY-OUT Catering

3 Course prix fixe $23 Thursday thru monday 2 Course lunch special $12 Saturday & Sunday

Catering # Private Parties Corporate Meeting Rooms # 90 Gracious Guestrooms

631.283.6500 Brewery

Restaurant

Taproom

91 Hill St. Southampton, NY www.southamptoninn.com

RESTARAUNT â&#x20AC;˘ BAR â&#x20AC;˘ LOUNGE

Open Year Round

Four Star Chef

800.832.6500

S A R A Câ&#x20AC;˘ E N

40 Bowden Square, Southampton www.publick.com

the

631-283-2800

Dinner Thursday thru Monday lunch saturday & sunday 221 Pantigo Road (Rt 27) East hampton 324-7166 www.turtlecrossing.com

Birchwood

Open for Lunch & Dinner 3 COURSE PRIX FIXE SUN. TUE. & WED. r $28 Pe Pe r s o n *

THURSDAY 1/2 Price On Bottles of Wine FRIDAY Happy Hour 112 Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach, NY 11978 P:631.288.7766 â&#x20AC;˘ annona.com Open 6 Days, Closed Mondays 5:30pm to 10:30pm *Prix Fixe Dinners do not include beverages, tax & gratuities

Sunday - Thursday Âˇ 11am - 10pm Friday - Saturday Âˇ 11am - Midnight Come Join us for Ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Night every Thursday beginning at 4pm Half Price Mixed Drinks & Half Price Dinner Specials All Night Long Happy Hour Daily Monday - Wednesday Âˇ Friday - Sunday

$2 Draft Beers Âˇ Half Price Drinks Âˇ $5 Burgers at Bar Only 512 Pulaski St Âˇ Riverhead NY Âˇ Polish Town

631Âˇ727Âˇ4449

Matsulin asian n cuisine Chinese e â&#x20AC;˘ Japanese e â&#x20AC;˘ Malaysian Thaii â&#x20AC;˘ Vietnamese

Lunch h â&#x20AC;˘ Dinnerr â&#x20AC;˘ Sushii & Sake e Bar Course e Prix x Fixe $ Pluss Tax Sundayy Thursday

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just ask for a bagel; ask for a

Lunch h Specialss & Takeoutt Available

Hampton Bagel!

74 North Main St., East Hampton â&#x20AC;˘ 631-324-5411 Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll have the grill on for you

Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Papers â&#x20AC;Ś â&#x20AC;&#x153;No. 1 Choice for Bagelsâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Simply the best bagels in the Hamptons since 1985.â&#x20AC;?

Westt Montauk k Highway y Hampton n Bays

New w York k FOOD DECOR SERVICE

Zagatt Survey y / 25

20 22 Mon

Sat

from m : am Sunday y From m : pm www matsulin com

OPEN FOR DINNER 631.726.4444

WATER MILL SQUARE, 670 MONTAUK HWY www.mirkosrestaurant.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 71 www.danshamptons.com

Dining in the Hamptons What’s for dinner, deer? The first time I tried venison I didn’t like it. A friend of mine, who was a hunter, had some venison in his freezer from the previous week and by the time it reached the dinner table it was tough and tasteless. The truth of the matter is, preparing good venison starts with the hunter. Preparation begins immediately after the deer is shot and how it’s done plays a big part in whether the venison is tasty and delicious or gamy and chewy. Prompt and careful field dressing, chilling and refrigeration are very important. Years later, I tried venison again and because it was prepared correctly, I found that I enjoyed it very much. During colonial times, venison was the main source of meat for the dinner table. Early settlers had few domesticated animals and the ones they had were rarely used for meat. The women of that period had many ways of preparing and preserving wild game. And many of their recipes have survived to the present day. Today we mainly serve beef, pork, veal, seafood and poultry on a daily basis, and many people don’t care to cook venison because they are intimidated by the process or have heard about, or have had first-hand experience with, deer meat that was dry and tough with an unpleasant flavor. If you have never eaten exotic meats you may think that the preparation method is difficult or time consuming. Nothing could be further from the truth. While there are a variety of ways to prepare venison, you can also use it in recipes that you are already familiar with. Typically, you can replace beef, pork, or even lamb with venison in all of your favorite meals. The nice thing about venison is that it is naturally lean, and low in calories, fat and cholesterol. A 3

oz. serving of venison loin has only about 139 calories, 62 grams of cholesterol and 5 grams of fat. A comparable cut of beef has 223 calories, 77 grams of cholesterol and 13 grams of fat. Grilled venison is a personal favorite of mine. The high heat and quick cooking time suit the more tender cuts of meat (such as filets) as well as ground venison, if you wish to fix burgers. If you are grilling venison as burgers, it is not necessary to get these patties as well done as a beef burger. However, many people, after a lifetime of well done burgers, will prefer to have their venison burgers cooked to at least medium. The most important thing to keep in mind is that, because venison has very little fat in it, you can easily overcook it. To avoid this, do not cook beyond medium rare and stay with your grill the entire time. Even a minute can make the difference in the quality of flavor and tenderness of your cuts of veni-

son. To prevent the filets from sticking to your grill, you can brush them very lightly with oil on each side before placing them on the grill. This light glaze will not affect the flavor of the meat, but will keep your tender filets from sticking to the grate of your grill. When preparing venison for cooking, trim off as much fat as possible. Any visible fat should be removed since it adversely affects the flavor of the meat. A good venison recipe should include another form of fat such as butter, cooking oil, bacon or even beef fat to enhance the flavor. Never salt venison before cooking. Salt inhibits browning and removes juices. Choose a method of cooking that adds moisture to the meat. Slow simmering in a sauce, frequent basting or cooking in a crackpot will prevent venison from drying out and becoming tough or chewy. To help inhibit the strong or unpleasant taste of venison you should soak the meat in salt, vinegar and water for several hours to help remove the gamy taste. Try combinations of thyme, parsley, garlic, onions, soup mixes and marinades to tenderize the meat and disguise the gamy flavor. The following ingredients can be used as marinades for venison: vinegar, wine vinegar and wine, French or Italian salad dressings, tomato sauce, stewed tomatoes, orange, lemon and grapefruit juice. For a delicious venison roast, place a cut of venison into a large skillet. Pour on a quart jar of homemade canned tomatoes. Add a diced onion and a splash of Worcestershire sauce. Simmer on low for 2 to 3 hours. Enjoy! – Frank McChristian

Westhampton Steakhouse Local Long Island Restaurants, Wineries, Retailers

Restaurant - Bar - Catering - Nite Club

142 Mill Road Westhampton Beach • 631-288-7161

Open for Dinner 7 days a week Year Round Lunch-Brunch Fri-Sun HAPPY HOUR FRIDAYS 4-7 7

Make it a Vintage Year

• 1/2 Price Drinks • Free Buffet Upstairs

October 12, November 23

Livee Musicc Startingg att 9:30 Thiss Satt Septt 29th: “MILLENIUM” Satt Octt 6th: “BLUES BOX” Featuring R&B Satt Octt 13th: “JIM MORAN BAND” Satt Octt 20th: The Return of “CLAMOR” Satt Octt 27th: Halloween Party Constumes-Prizes Band TBA EVERY SATURDAY LADIES DRINK FREE E 9-11 1

Deadline for copy submission is 7 days prior to publication date

Call your Sales Representative, today for ad placement

631-537-0500

LARGEST WEEKLY CIRCULATION IN THE HAMPTONS, MONTAUK, THE NORTH FORK, RIVERHEAD, SHELTER ISLAND, BELLPORT, THE MORICHES, PORT JEFFERSON, STONY BROOK AND SETAUKET. Plus Special Manhattan Distribution P.O. Box 630 • 2221 Montauk Highway • Bridgehampton, NY 11932 (631) 537-0500 • (631) 537-6374 Founded in 1960 • The First Free Resort Newspaper in America

SATURDAY

THE

NIGHT CLUB

BACK

Prix-Fixe Available Nightly ‘til 7pm $21.95 Now Booking Holiday Parties! Visit our new website www.westhamptonsteakhouse.com

Take-out Available

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 72 www.danshamptons.com

Arts & Galleries

ART COMMENTARY

Photo by M.W. Weiss

GROUP SHOW AT SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM Last week’s “Art Commentary” considered how environmental aspects such as physical filters could influence viewers’ perceptions of art works. The current exhibit at Southampton Historical Museum is another example of the ways physical setting and context can have an impact on our aesthetic appreciation and understanding. The Museum/house located at 17 Meeting House Lane sits in a lovely garden. The interior is just as beautiful and one can’t help but be impressed by the period (1890s) furniture and accessories. It may be a cliché, but it’s still true that we feel as if we are entering another time and place, escaping from the materialism and stresses of modern life. Counterbalancing this very special ambience are the paintings/photographs of Frank Wimberley, Michael Butler, Joanne Williams Carter and Herbert Randall. Each of the artists has a different style and the show’s curator is to be lauded for his/her selections – such diversity reinforces the 1890s setting that surrounds the contemporary art. Both the varied styles and subject matter, for that matter, suggest how life used to be – not better or worse than the 1890s, just different.

With Marion Wolberg Weiss

Work by Michael Butler

Take, for example, Mr. Butler’s paintings, recalling a charming folk-art style. Here, domestic life (for this critic evoking the 1950s in the living room scene, “ShaBop Sha-Boom”) is juxtaposed with more ancient times featuring Biblical and mythological references. In these latter images, there’s a sense of Expressionism adding to their emotional power. Mr. Randall’s photographs hearken back to an earlier time, too, documenting the Civil Rights Movement in 1964’s “Freedom Summer.” The style is Expressionism

as well, literally capturing the stark contrasts between black and white lighting, and figuratively the potent conflicts between the races. While both Mississippi and Manhattan are mostly the subjects, yours truly especially likes the desolate image of a lone figure inhabiting New York’s mean streets. Ms. Carter’s more realistic paintings are homage to another kind of landscape, namely Eastern Long Island. Yet her images also recall an earlier period when telephone lines were visible, strung across the fields or alongside train tracks as guides giving comfort to the traveler. Ms. Carter’s work also offers homage to a bygone era, when farms signified the rural, rustic life we are seeing disappear before our very eyes. Mr. Wimberley’s paintings don’t honor a past era because they are abstractions, but they provide a contrast to the historic setting, nonetheless. His fine use of textures and materials has always been a signature trait, and these pieces are no exception. There’s no need to guess what his inspiration might have been. We can merely enjoy his arresting compositions and colors as they exist, whatever and wherever the context may be. The show at the Southampton Historical Museum will be on view until early November. Call 631-2832494.

Honoring the Artist: Terry Lewis Some things never change, which is a good sign when it comes to this week’s cover artist, Terry Lewis. That is to say, Ms. Lewis remains the same positive, spirited person we remember talking to several years ago when she was last on the cover. Even so, some aspects of Ms. Lewis’ life are different, as the following conversation proves. Q: As far as things being the same, your cover “Wedding By the Water” conveys your signature traits. A: Yes, some people have labeled the style similar to folk art, but that’s vague. I’d call it decorative. A lot of my work captures a bit of Americana. Some images have the American flag. This one doesn’t. Q: But it is Americana in the sense that it depicts a recognizable event that’s so much a part of American life, a wedding. A: Yes, and I hope it evokes the spirit, charm and color that I like to convey. I do consider myself a colorist. Q: You’re also known for painting fireworks, which also are a part of Americana, especially on July 4th. A: Yes. I did a memorial cover for George Plimpton for Dan’s Papers, showing fireworks at Boys and Girls Harbor. Q: Would you say this focus on Americana means

you’re patriotic? A: I am one of the patriotic citizens of this country. As an example, I did a sculpture commemorating September 11. It’s now outside the restaurant The Mansion at York Avenue and 86th Street. I go there to clean the sculpture from time-to-time and my daughter Abbie helped me the last time. She is really good at it. Q: But you also like to paint seascapes and beachscapes, so often you can combine the Americana theme with the beach and ocean. Another consistency is your attention to details. I know you were in TV after graduating from Hunter College, first painting backdrops then as a producer. Did that focus on detail in TV influence your own art? A: I have two sets of traits – one is the detail, but I am also more free and flexible in my personal life. But yes, being in TV meant I had to be flexible as well as resourceful, disciplined, to think on my feet. And to make deadlines. I use all of that in my various projects. Q: I understand that you created special holiday cards for Alec Baldwin featuring Rockefeller Center, which is really cool after he won the Emmy for “30 Rock.” A: That was fun.

Q: Do you see yourself changing direction or taking on different kinds of projects in the future? A: I would like to create mixed media pieces in metal and clay and make them 3D. My September 11 sculpture influenced me a lot in this regard. I would like to return to Hawaii and live there. You know, I attended the University of Hawaii. I’ve been back several times since. Ten years from now I will probably be traveling to other places also, perhaps New Mexico or Colorado. Q: In the meantime, I know you continue to work on several projects at the same time. A: Yes, like limited edition prints, note cards, premiums. Q: And, of course your paintings. A: Of course. Andy Warhol said, “Keep painting. Keep painting. Even if people don’t like it.” Q: People do like your paintings. A: I hope so. – Marion Wolberg Weiss Ms. Lewis has shown at two local galleries, The Winter Tree and Lana Santorelli Gallery. Her website is www.terrylewisart.com. Dan’s Papers covers curated by Dan Rattiner and designed by Kelly Merritt and Dan Rattiner.

ART EVENTS COMING UP Upcoming events can be seen in the following sections:

Art Events – pg. 80, Benefits – pg. 68, Movies – pg. 74, Day by Day – pg. 68, Kids’ Events – pg. 66, Entertainment (Take 5) – pg. 73

ANN MADONIA ANTIQUES – “Radiance” Hamptons Landscapes by Susan Parker Force. October 6, 5 -7 p.m. Located at 36 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-1878. ASHAWAGH HALL – Paintings & Sculptures featuring works by T. Herndon, Karyn Mannix, Evan Zatti, Abby Abrams, Bill Durham and many others. Open daily from 12- 5 p.m. Located on the corner of

Springs Fireplace Road and Old Stone Highway, CHRYSALIS GALLERY – Paintings by Yuka Springs. 631-662-2248. Hasegawa will be on display through October 15. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – Located at 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631-287“Seaweeds of the South Fork: A 1883. Herbarium Installation” runs CLINTON ACADEMY MUSEPICK OF THEWEEK through September 30. Open MARK BORGHI FINE UM – “Gardiner’s Island 1639Monday through Saturday 11 ART– Featuring R.O. Blechman 1889: 250 Years of Images and a.m.-5 p.m., Sunday 12-4 p.m. Exhibition. Opening reception Objects” will run through October Located at 22 Nugent Street, Sept. 29, 5-7 p.m. Located at 2462 Main 7. Located at 151 Main Street, Southampton. 631-259-2605. East Hampton. 631-324-6850. Street,Bridgehampton.631-537-7245. BROWN HARRIS STEVENS CRAZY MONKEY GALLERY – Paintings and drawings by – “The Returning Members” show Stuart Sutcliffe, British abstract expressionist and featuring works by Jerry Schwabe, Setha Low, Jim former Beatle. Will run through October 12. Hayden, Andrea McCafferty and many more will run Opening Reception with wine and cheese on through September 30. Open Thursday through September 28, 5 -7:30 p.m. Bridgehampton. 631-537Sunday from 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Located at 136 Main 2727. (continued on the next page)

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 73 www.danshamptons.com

ART EVENTS Street, East Hampton. 631-267-3627. DeCORDOVA GALLERY – “Couples…It’s All About Relationships” will run through October 21. Located at 538 Main Street, Greenport. www.decordovagallery.com 631-477-0620. THE DRAWING ROOM – Exhibiting selected prints by innovative printmaker Alan Shields that were produced at the Jones Road Print Shop in collaboration with William Weege between 1971 and 1978. Will run October 5 through November 11. Open Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays from 11 a.m.5 p.m. and on Sundays from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Located at 16R Newton Lane, East Hampton. 631-324-5016. EZAIR GALLERY – Contemporary paintings and sculptures by working American artists will run through September 30. Located at 136 Main Street, Southampton. 212-204-0442. THE FIREPLACE PROJECT – “Evening Amusements” by Hernan Bas will run through October 9. Located at 851 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. www.thefireplaceproject.com. 631324-4666. GALERIE BELAGE– The 2nd annual Outsider Art in the Hamptons exhibit has been extended through October 10. Fall hours are Mon-Fri 10 a.m.5 p.m. and weekends by appointment. Located behind Margarita Grille at 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton. 631-288-5082. GALERIE NOUVELLE – Featuring works by established European and American artists J.M. Barberis, M. Bereznoff, C. Dauger, J. Grognet, S. LeDain, JL Roussel, P. Shulze and J. Watts. Located at 74365 Main Road, Greenport. 917-544-8583. GALLERY MERZ – The works of landscape painters Jane Johnson and Stephen Dinsmore will run through October 7. Located at 95 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-2803. THE GALLERY SAG HARBOR – Exhibition of several local artists to celebrate Sag Harbor’s 300th anniversary. Will run through September 30. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-7707. GIDEON STEIN GALLERY – Featuring Gideon Stein’s exhibition of works on paper, wood, canvas and shoes. Located at 2297 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-1900. GLENN HOROWITZ BOOKSELLER – Jameson Ellis, The Atomic Sublime runs through October 15. Located at 87 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. HAMPTON ROAD GALLERY – Nicole Bigar “A Retrospective” on display through October 11. Opening reception September 29, 6 -8 p.m. Located at 36 Hampton Road, Southampton. 631-204-9704. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Featuring R. O. Blechman Exhibition, drawings, watercolors and serigraphs. Opening reception September 29, 5 -7 p.m. Will run through October 27. Open daily from 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Located at 2462 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. McNEILL ART GROUP – RVS Fine Art announces, “Fall In” featuring works by artists, Jeff Muhs, Fabrice Dupre, Claudio Roncoli, Eric Eulfelder, Patricia Gutierrez, Ella Giova, Robert Bery and John

(continued from previous page )

La Huis. Exhibition runs through October 29. Open Friday through Sunday from 12-5 p.m. and by appointment. Located at 20 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-838-4843. PAMELA WILLIAMS GALLERY– “Pink” by Scott Kelley and “The Six-Circle Variations” by Alyson Denny will run through October 22. Located at 167 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-7817. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ extensive work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books he published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. Located at 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. PARRISH ART MUSEUM – Exhibition “All the More Real: Portrayals of Intimacy and Empathy.” Will run through October 14. Located at 25 Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK-KRASNER HOUSE – Exhibition of Abstract Drawings by Ary Stillman will run through October 27. Located at 830 Springs-Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-324-4929. QUOGUE LIBRARY – “Exquisite Watercolors” by plein-air traveling artist Michael Killelea. Will run through October 29. Opening reception on October 6 from 3 -5 p.m. Located at 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. SHELTER ISLAND GARDENS – The works of photographer and author Christian McLean will be on display through October 28. Artist reception will take place on September 28 from 6-8 p.m. Nursery will offer 40% off plant material and home accessories. Located at 29 St Mary’s Road, Shelter Island. 631749-1700. SILAS MARDER GALLERY – “Countryside” will run through November 4. Opening reception September 29 from 5-9 p.m. Located at 120 Snake Hollow Road, Bridgehampton. 631-702-2306. info@silasmarder.com SIREN SONG GALLERY – Works by Sag Harbor resident Reynold Ruffins will run through October 15. Located at 516 Main Street, Greenport. www.sirensongallery.com. 631-477-1021. SOUTHAMPTON HISTORICAL MUSEUM – “African American Artists Exhibit” will run through mid-October. Located at 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2494. SOUTHAMPTON INN – “Sounds of Summer: The Rush of Autumn” featuring abstract impressionist paintings and works on paper by Tom Kranjac. Opening reception September 28 from 6-8 p.m. Will run through November 30 to benefit the Children’s Hearing Institute. Located at 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 212-517-8550 ext 22. SOUTH STREET GALLERY – The works of painter Carol Vollet Kingston and mixed media artist Seung Lee will run through October 15. Located at 18 South Street, Greenport. 631-477-0021. SPANIERMAN GALLERY – “Women and Abstraction: Then and Now” featuring the work by two generations of East End artists will run through October 1. Open Thurs.-Mon. from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Located at 68 Newtown Lane, East Hampton. 631329-9530. THE STUDIO & GALLERY AT GOOD FRIEND PARK – Michael Knigin’s paintings, prints and photographs are on display. Located at 26 Good Friend Drive, off Route 14, East Hampton. 631-324-5550. SURFACE LIBRARY – “Mixed Messages” will run through September 30. Located at 845 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-291-9061. SYLVESTER & CO. – Featuring the paintings of Arnold Arlow. Opening reception September 29 from 5 -8 p.m. Will run through October 30. Located at 154 Main Street, Amagansett. 631-267-9777. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY – Featuring works by Ann Chwatsky, Bruce Milne, Kathryn Abbe and Tulla Booth and “Sag Harbor 300th Anniversary” featuring photographs that highlight Sag Harbor in the back room will run through October 15. Open Friday through Monday from 12:30-7:30 p.m., Saturday from 12:30-8 p.m. Located at 66 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. VERED GALLERY – An exhibition of Steven Klein’s horse portraits will run through October 3. Also featured are works by Milton Avery, Ross Bleckner, Willem de Kooning, David Hockney, Pablo Picasso, Sam Francis, Tom Wesselman, Jean Dubuffet and many others. Located at 68 Park Place, East Hampton. www.veredart.com. 631-324-3303. WALK TALL GALLERY – The works of D. Perrollaz, P. Hochart, J. Verrechia, J. Leforte and A. Heckley, artists from St. Barts, will be shown through September 30. Located at 62 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-9776. THE WINTER TREE GALLERY – “The First Sag Harbor Art Festival” including oil paintings by Barbara Hadden will run through October 15. Open daily from 12 to 8 p.m., except closed Tuesdays. Located at 125 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7250097.

Let us help you build your business by advertising in Home Guide

The First Sag Harbor Art Festival September 15 - October 15, 2007 Invites you to Stroll this Autumn and visit

THE WINTER TREE GALLERY Showing Local Artists

Barbara Hadden Jean Holabird Cuca Romley Drinks and Light Fare Saturdays & Sundays Gallery Hours: 12-6pm. Daily(Closed Tuesday) 125 5 Main n St.. Sag g Harbor Tel:: 631 1 725 5 0097

The next Home Guide will be published on

October 26, 2007 For more information please call us 631-537-0500

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 74 www.danshamptons.com

Health, Beauty & Fitness The Journey Within If you ask someone where the next great journey could take you, very few would answer the mind. Yet I find myself on such a journey now. My guide is Britta Dubbels C.H.T. of preâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sent Inc. Ms. Dubbels does Hypnosis and Energy Work. The second you meet Britta you notice something amazing. She has a peacefull radiance that at once disarms and nurtures her clients. Her goal is to help each of us find the happiness and center in our own lives. I explained that my life was not as vibrant as it used to be and stress has consistently affected my health. Britta explained that I could regain what I had lost and learn to handle stress in new ways. She said â&#x20AC;&#x153;It is through self realization that a person can have afulfilling job, be in love, make money, have success, and enjoy it allâ&#x20AC;? Under hypnosis the subconscious works with the conscious mind to resolve disputes. Britta says that the number one misconception about hypnotherapy is a loss of control. I was surprised to learn that being under hypnosis means you are really in a more relaxed state that allows your mind to accept change. To counter my self-doubts Britta shows me the love and strength I already possess at my very core. Using semi-guided imagery I was able to find the spirit guide if you will, that is always with me. We start with imagery of a place I will feel completely comfortable at. From the safety of an imagined warm, field next to a stream I lye back in the high grass and soak in the peacefulness. As I looked up I could see a globe of light that hovered a few feet above me. The light showered me with

HAMPTONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S

Britta Dubbels, C. H. T.

tremendous love and support. It flowed through every pour and enveloped me. There are many names that different cultures would use to describe it as. I choose only to be happy that it exists for me. One of the great tools that hypnosis gives you is tailoring a new response to bad habits. Now when-

East End Tick & Mosquito Control Bo t

Southampton East Hampton Southold

One on One Instruction Small Group (Discount)

i ca l S o l u t i

287-9700 324-9700 765-9700

www.tickcontrol.com

Free Fitness Consultation (With mention of this Ad) DR. NANCY COSENZA DENTISTRY

FOR CHILDREN TEENS & HANDICAPPED

631-287-TOTS

Thomas Heinz Personal Trainer â&#x20AC;˘ Running Coach Yoga Instruction

917-495-0801

Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates specializes in general dental care for young people. We believe that good dental habits started at a young age will last a lifetime. Our office is designed to make children (& their parents) feel comfortable in a situation that many adults choose to avoid! Our hours will accommodate even the most hectic schedule.

ever I am confronted by a stressful situation my left index finger slowly rises. I am immediately aware that if I dwell on it, I will be lost in the thought. I replace it with a positive and my finger lowers. So much of what shapes us as adults happens in childhood. Sensing the need to resolve and revisit something there, Britta asked me if I wanted to go back. Without hesitation I agreed. We went back to a traumatic time when I was eight and my ten-year-old sister was dying of Leukemia. It was a devastating event for my entire family. I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t expect it to be more than a visit, but it became much more. I was asked to see my sister as she looks now. She appeared as a young woman, caring and smiling. Britta posed the question â&#x20AC;&#x153;was there something I wanted to get off my chestâ&#x20AC;?? Tears poured down my face. I told my sister that I was mad at her for the years I needed her to be there for me, and the turmoil that we all had dealing with her loss! After a moment Britta then asked if I wanted to say I was sorry for something. Once again the tears came. I had held in guilt from childhood from an incident where I told my parents what my sister was going to give them as a present. I asked her forgiveness, she smiled and easily gave it to me. I floated up leaving the memory. I then saw my sister as a child again and hugged her. She seemed so small and I forgave her for not being there, as I now understood she was just a helpless child of ten. As I was brought out of hypnosis I saw Britta smiling. My eyes went wide, and all I could do was say â&#x20AC;&#x153;wow!â&#x20AC;? As a result of my sessions I feel free of the stress of life and more interested in living it. I am a much better man for having gone through the experience and forever grateful for such a caring guide. There are over one hundred and forty things that Hypnosis can help you with. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a journey that is as fascinating as it is helpful. I highly recommend you give it a try. Britta Dubbels of preâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sent Inc. is located on Main Street Bridgehampton. Call (631) 3798844. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Richard Scalera 1RUWKHDVW 3K\VLFDO 7KHUDS\ 1HZ /LIH :HLJKW 0DQDJHPHQW

+RZ &DQ , +HOS <RX" , FDQ KHOS \RX KDYH OHVV SDLQ , FDQ KHOS PDNH \RX VWURQJHU , FDQ KHOS ZDON VDIHU , FDQ KHOS \RX ORVH ZHLJKW , FDQ KHOS \RX FKDQJH \RXU OLIH , FDQ KHOS \RX IHHO EHWWHU DERXW \RXUVHOI

<28 &$1 '2 ,7 3+<6,&$/ 7+(5$3< :,// +(/3 'U 5XVV /Âˇ+RPPH'LHX '37 '2&725 2) 3+<6,&$/ 7+(5$3< (DVW 0DLQ 6WUHHW 6XLWH

5LYHUKHDG 1<

&RUQHU RI 5LYHUVLGH 'ULYH (DVW 0DLQ (QWUDQFH RII 5LYHUVLGH 'ULYH

'2&5866 $OWHUQDWH

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 75 www.danshamptons.com

Health, Beauty & Fitness Share The Fantasy @ PhotoOp Out of the Closet located on Main Street in Bridgehampton (call 631-537-0033) houses fine quality vintage that is filled with treasures from all over the world for both men and women. The shop attracts celebrity vintage lovers like Diana Ross, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rene Zellweger, Richard Gere, Betsey Johnson, Kate Moss, Glenn Close, Helena Christenson, Kelsey and Camille Grammer, Carey Lowell, and Isaac Mizrahi, just to name a few. Out of the Closet plans to reveal its newest project, on Saturday, September 29, with invitations to a “Share The Fantasy” vintage glamour cocktail reception called a “Fancy Dress Party,” with hosts Anne and Amanda Hearst, at PhotoOp, 1 Tradesmans Path on Butter Lane in Bridgehampton. The owners, Lucy Martin and Ruth Cherniak love what they do – and it shows too. They take pride in the appearance of each and every hand picked gem in their shop. Every item is tediously restored to its true design and silhouette. Their particular claim to fame is their concentrated collection of the “off the radar” designers that only the true fashionista will covet. In the past, Halloween party goers would fill the shop to purchase the best outfit available for their big Halloween Bash. This is a wonderful source for a trip into the past. Out of the Closet, offers vintage at its best, from evening gowns, cocktail dresses, lingerie, tuxedos to Japanese Kimonos, American Indian Jewelry and more! It is any woman’s dream come true. The shop is located in a prime historic location in the center of

Bridgehampton, set back off Main Street in a Victorian house with eight separate rooms filled to the rafters with vintage. Each room is filled with fashion from different decades: fashions from the 30s make you feel like a Hollywood glamour gal to 40s suits reminiscent of Joan Crawford. There are tight sweaters and poodle skirts of the 50s, as well as mod 60s, rock star chic 70s and new wave 80s garments for every taste! The shop celebrates the most fabulous fashions designed by top designers throughout the generations: Yves St. Laurent, Channel, Valentino, Pucci, Versace and Ralph Lauren. Hence, Out of the Closet presents PhotoOp

Studio’s wardrobe, with pristine vintage from glamorous to sexy and fun to funky from every corner of the world. To top it all they offer custom fittings as well as knowledgeable and friendly service. With so much success and inventory, Lucy and Ruth have partnered up with Andrea Purcigliotti, to create PhotoOp, a studio with wardrobe and prop services for the industry! Andrea Purcigliotti, is a IATSE USA local 829-production designer who also owns a set design company called Damage Studios, in Brooklyn, New York. She has designed sets and scenery for the likes of Victoria’s Secret with Heidi Klum, seven seasons of MTV’s Making the Band with Sean P. Diddy Combs, and more. Andrea designed PhotoOp by combining all of their resources. “Our objective is to provide our clientele with some interesting options not typical in print and film production. “We hope to capture a market that consists of: high profile industry professionals, who are already on the East End playing and working in need of a facility to realize their goals,” said Andrea. “PhotoOp fully intends to be that place. We will be the “make it happen service,” explained Lucy. So for your true Hollywood experience, leave Out of the Closet wrapped up in pristine vintage, right onto the photo white cyc, and share the fantasy, strike a pose at PhotoOp! For more information on PhotoOp Studio, (212) 580-2743 and log onto the website: www.photoopstudios.com for the real deal. – Maria Tennariello

New Cosmetic Procedures in Long Island

BATH • BODY • BEAUTY Customized AR O MAT H E RAPY Spa products and Treatments • Pure Essential Oils • Fragrance Oils • Hawaiian Sea Salt Glow Scrubs • European Sea Salt Glow Scrubs

• Pedicure Scrubs • Massage and Carrier Oils • Linen and Pillow Mists • Room Area Sprays • Essential Body care and Herbal lotions

OUR PRODUCTS ARE AVAILABLE IN SCENTED OR UNSCENTED AND CAN BE CUSTOMIZED TO ANY AROMA FROM OUR EVER

GROWING LIST OF SCENTED OILS.

WE INVITE YOU INTO A WORLD OF HEALING AFFIRMATIONS AND TRANQUILITY……

Toll Free~ 866-984-3223 http://www.Hamptonaffirmations.com email us at: aroma@Hamptonaffirmations.com

Southampton,, Septemberr 20077 – Iff you’vee watched d Oprah h orr thee 6 o’clock k newss and d wondered d wheree you u can n gett thee latestt cosmeticc surgeryy information,, you u need d look k noo fartherr than n Southampton’ss own n Drr. Alexanderr Covey,, authorr off “Forgett thee Knife:: A Completee Guidee too Cosmeticc Rejuvenation n Withoutt Su urgery”” (Milll Cityy Press,, 2007)) who hass been n providingg cosmeticc proceduress too thee peoplee off Longg Isla and d sincee 19888 and d has n named d “Onee off thee Top p Doctorss in n New w York”” byy thee Castlee Connollyy Guidee forr 5 been yearss running. On Tuesday, October 2nd, one of New York’s foremost cosmetic surgeons, Dr. Alexander Covey of East End Laser Care in Southampton, Manhattan, and Center Moriches will present “The Newest Advances in Non-Surgical Cosmetic Procedures.” This FREE Event will be held at the Inn at East Wind in Wading River and will start at 6:00 p.m. Dr. Covey will tell you more about ground-breaking uses for new exciting Thermage technology – for tightening the eyes, eyelids, Alexander Covey M.D. abdomen, arms, legs and face. He will also cover the newest Fraxel II Laser and IPL techniques. You’ll be amazed by the results. Dr. Covey will also show you the new VolumaLift as seen recently on NBC’s “Today Show”. You’ll see how he can get rid of your wrinkles without downtime – magically. And don’t miss the exciting new treatments to help your figure – Mesotherapy and LipoDissolve – a new way to get rid of your double chin, cellulite, love-handles and unwanted fat deposits all done with no downtime. He will also cover treatments for wrinkles with Botox injections and filling substances such as Restylane, Juvederm, Perlane, Radiesse and other natural fillers. Also discussed will be the unveiling of the new Glo™ Cosmetic System for fall –specially designed to help you get rid of unwanted blemishes, uneven skin tone, moisturize, and remove large pores. Plus, you’ll learn about the latest advances that are sweeping the world. In short, if you want to know anything about what’s new in non-surgical cosmetic treatments, this is your chance to find out more. All designed to get you back the looks you’d like quickly, with no downtime. In addition, you will have a chance to see Dr. Covey perform live demonstrations of some popular cosmetic treatments and a chance to talk with actual patients who have had remarkable results, discuss their experiences with them and find out what’s right for you. Even If You Have Attended This Seminar Before, There Is So Much New Information, You Should Definitely Attend This Event. One thing that’s for sure – if you miss this event you will be missing a lot. All attendees will receive FREE Gifts, Special Discounts, and a limited number of people will get chances to see how they’d look before and after cosmetic treatments through Computer Imaging. Drawings will be held for FREE Cosmetic Treatments and a FREE Vacation for 2. Pre-registration is necessary FOR THIS FREE EVENT. Call (631) 878-9200 NOW to register. Don’t Wait, seating is limited and is expected to be filled to capacity. (Last time many people had to be turned away). This seminar will take place at The Inn at East Wind at 5720 Route 25A in Wading River. Registration and demonstrations begin at 6:00 p.m., presentation begins at 7:00 p.m. followed by a dessert reception. We are asking for a donation of non-perishable food which will be contributed to the Family Service League which has been helping underprivileged children and families on Long Island since 1926.

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 76 www.danshamptons.com

Light My Fire... Imagine walking into your bedroom to a light scent of ginger, pineapple and mandarin. The mandarin is the strongest of the three. The scent is Lania, an orange pillar candle, made by a company called Archipelago, and you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even have to light the wick to enjoy the naturally blissful aroma it gives off. Candles are the easiest and most evocative way to create an ambiance. They can set the mood in any home. The minute a candle is lit, a room has a new flicker of light, a new aroma and a new feeling. Both romantic and relaxing, the candles we choose for our homes help to define the spaces we live in. There are countless scents to choose from today. From Acacia, a scent of the yellow puff flowers, to Zinnia, a heavily floral scent with green undertones. Pleasing scents to consider for the fall months are Apple Crisp, which gives off the scent of fresh baked apples and cinnamon, and Fig, which emanates floral and lemon lime enhanced with coconut and bergamot. With vast arrays of herbal scents floating around our homes, guests will enter and instantly enjoy their surroundings. Many candle makers incorporate aromatherapy into their candles. Not only do these scents smell fantastic, but it is believed that through these herbal oils we not only set the mood of the room but our body as well. Aromatherapy was discovered in the 1920s by a French chemist named Rene Maurice Gattefosse, when he accidentally set his arm on fire while working in his lab. He thrust his arm into the nearest liquid, which happened to be a bucket of lavender oil. His arm healed tremendously fast and had no scaring as a

result. He then devoted his life to the healing power of essential oils, which are the fragrant oils extracted from plants. All-natural organic candles are made from these oils. Popular choices being, lavender, grapefruit, lemongrass and peppermint. Lavender is calming, while peppermint is livelier and helps with nausea and Vertigo. Grapefruit is sweet and citrus-like with the aromatherapy benefit of relieving depression and headaches. Lemongrass has been known to eliminate nervous exhaustion. The right candle should not only smell divine and have special aromatherapy benefits, but also be eco-friendly. Candles are often made with petroleum paraffin. This byproduct of the oil industry surprisingly adds harmful pollutants to the air. It is important that when buying a candle you look for organic ingredients. The most common natural waxes used in candle making are beeswax, soy wax and vegetable wax. Soy candles are becoming increasingly popular because soy is a renewable resource. They are also said to last longer and burn cleaner and cooler. So, aside from being better for the environment, they also burn with less soot. This will keep your favorite candleholder from looking like your least favorite ashtray.

When buying candles it is important to remember that quality comes at a cost. Less pricey candles are often machine-made of paraffin. The scent and color are applied only to the outside by being immersed into an over dip of highly scented and highly unnatural wax and color. A quality candle is hand poured with solid scent and color throughout. Candles by Archipelago, available at Privet Cove in Southampton, are a wonderful choice. Each candle is hand poured using only the finest ingredients and fragrances, safe, lead free wicks, essential oils and natural fragrances and a premium wax blend. The Thymes aromatic Candles are also highly recommended. These hand poured organics seem to layer the air with authentic notes from nature and their approximate burn time is 50 hours. If you want to improve the ambiance and dĂŠcor of your home, consider lighting a candle to enhance your home, be it a tremendous mansion or a cozy studio. Also consider buying yourself a candle to add some romance or to bring back the memory of your favorite place. Take your time, enjoy the indulgence and find your ideal scent. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Lauren Isenberg

[r h__^kbg` mkZo^e^kl%

c\ _Xdgkfejkp `e\ ;XeĂ&#x2039;j DX^Xq

H G L X J U H G L LQV

Ă¤Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x192;Ă&#x2022;Â&#x201C;Â&#x201C;iĂ&#x20AC; Ă&#x201C;Ă¤

g^p\hf^kl Zg] eh\Zel ma^ fhlm \hfik^a^glbo^ bg_hkfZmbhg hg paZm [nlbg^ll^l Zg] l^kob\^l Zk^ hi^g Zg] ZoZbeZ[e^ bg ma^ AZfimhgl Zg] lnkkhng]bg` Zk^Zl'

QFO UP 8IBU T 0 TBCMF (VJEF SL 'P 5IF *OEJTQFO UI F /PS QUPOT BOE UI JO UIF )BN JODMVEJOH JOH 4IPQT -PEH 3FTUBVSBOUT F PS N 4QBT BOE

=HG

?hk fhk^ bg_hkfZmbhg \hgmZ\m rhnk lZe^l k^ik^l^gmZmbo^ /,*&.,0&).))

=HG M FBLL HNM :=O>KMBL> PBMA NL

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 77 www.danshamptons.com

The Garden At Rock Cottage by Lance Brilliantine Road Kill and the Garden With the onset of fall this past weekend, wild animals are feverishly preparing for winter. I noticed frogs on the pond soaking up the last warmth of a fading summer; birds devouring everything in sight; deer foraging earlier in the day along roadsides; and our garbage bins more frequently raided by raccoons at night. Along the roadways, I also noticed increased activity by ravens and other scavengers eating the cadavers of dead animals. There has been significant evidence of road kill on the East End of late. Just this past weekend, for example, I observed five dead deer, a variety of squirrels, birds, raccoons, dogs, and other animals, like mangled grisly reminders of a cruel world – just everywhere. Now, I hate deer as much as the next person because they ravage and destroy my garden plants. I have walled them out wherever possible. However, I am still inspired when I see an antlered stag, or witness a fawn scampering with its mother across a road. Road kill is something to be sad about, and I wonder why so much of it takes place on the East End where people seem to be so active for one cause or another. Personally, I have occasional, close encounters with animals but tend to drive slowly enough at this time of year because of increased animal activity. I myself averted a collision with a chipmunk, a fox, and at least one deer this past weekend. Can it be that I am more careful than others? I know I don’t drive more slowly. Or, is it that I am more aware of the environment and care more about living things? I am horrified by the thought, because I can-

not imagine that I am. It suggests there is very, very little care out there for creatures on this planet. Hmm, and I thought that applied only to humans! These thoughts sparked enough interest in me to do some research. I was appalled by what I found. Did you know that within the United States alone there are more than four million miles of roadways? Along these roads drive more than 226 million registered vehicles. Vehicles kill one vertebrate animal every 11.5 seconds, and maim countless others. Most encounters are with deer, but the statistics include birds, snakes, turtles, bears, pets, raccoons, and other wild beasties. The global statistics are more frightening, and more sobering. I immediately went out and bought several bags of bird seed, placed last night’s leftovers on the deck for the foxes and raccoons, bought of head of lettuce for the rabbits, wrote to a congressman, and made a donation to Elsa’s ARK. Actually, I did none of these, except for the bird seed – but felt an urge to do more. It was very interesting to find, while doing my research, to learn that these vile statistics can be changed without much effort or investment. While I do not like the idea of fencing wooded areas, and prefer the natural state of things, installing fencing just three-feet high along wooded roadways would reduce

the road kill of smaller animals by nearly 40%. Areas that install “over road” passageways - a kind of terrestrial bridge to assist animals crossing roads - can reduce impacts with deer, bear, and other large animals by more than 50%. More interesting, and perhaps more easy to adopt, a reduction in speed by just five miles per hour at times of the year when animals are most active could reduce road kill by up to 30%. This personal-responsibility solution would be easy to achieve were it not that we are all so busy and so rushed, and don’t have time to care. You’ll ask, of course, what all this has to do with gardening. A lot, I think! In a world without the time to care for living things, what chance does an endangered lady slipper orchid have to survive? A rose garden in Southampton is a wonderful, caring thing but hardly enough to make a difference! If we continue to cut down our forests to create our lawns and pools, and spas - what chance will future generations have to share the inspiration of a stag, or bear, or fox? If we aren’t willing to invest our creativity to protect the things that are unable to protect themselves, have we lost the essence of our humanity? And, if we can’t slow down five miles an hour to save a defenseless squirrel, have we become a sorry lot? You can contact Lance Brilliantine with any questions or comments at GardenLance@yahoo.com.

Southampton East Hampton Southold

Bo t

i ca l S o l u t i

East End Tick & Mosquito Control 287-9700 324-9700 765-9700

www.tickcontrol.com

ALL TYPES OF INTERIOR WINDOW TREATMENTS

Blinds • Shades • Verticals

“FREE” CONSULTATIONS MEASUREMENTS & INSTALLATIONS

Your Complete Satisfaction is Guaranteed!! Call for Appointments INTERIOR R WINDOW W TREATMENTS

1-800-646-4755 • 631-324-8299

For those who believe no detail is minor, there's only one window. Insist on getting precisely what you want. In windows and doors, that's elegant craftsmanship, as well as an anything-is-possible attitude. That's Marvin. Ask your building professional about Marvin Windows and Doors. Learn more at marvin.com or visit us today.

1110 Montauk Highway Water Mill, NY 631-726-4493 www.wmlumber.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 78 www.danshamptons.com

Real Estates Although the high-end real estate market on the East End appears to be virtually unaffected by the recent drop, there is certainly a visible increase to listings on both forks. In East Hampton there are over 1,000 properties now listed online. Just two years ago when a house was put on the market it was scooped up almost immediately and left little to choose from. If a home was located on a body of water it was bound to get offers well over the asking price. And if a home was located on the oceanfront; a bidding war inevitably ensued. There simply were few or no properties entering the market at that time. But times have changed. Currently, there is a healthy inventory of homes available on the East End. In some areas, such as Montauk, there is a flood of listings. Residential properties in Montauk are rising and there are 536 homes actively for sale. Once again, the high- end still stands strong and is selling. The Panoramic View and The Yacht Club all represent multi-million dollar deals that have recently transpired. However, homes $1.5 million and under are becoming more frequent as well. For sale signs seem to be everywhere. The question owners are now asking is whether or not they should be concerned? On the North Fork, you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t go down any block without seeing two or three homes for sale and small towns such as Jamesport and Mattituck have a bounty of listings. It is obviously leaning towards a buyerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s market and prices are finally

by Diane Strecker

once again seeing some negotiation, an entity that was lost in real estate deals over the past few years. If a buyer was not willing to pay the asking price, they would lose the deal to someone who would. Prices were firm and most sellers walked away with much more than they anticipated, cashing out with more equity than they ever dreamed of. Although things in the East End real estate world are changing, they are not falling drastically as they are in other markets around the country. The East End still is a hot commodity and has geographical attributes that will always be valuable. The East End is weighed by natural beauty that is incomparable to most markets in the country. On the North Fork, value comes in form of unspoiled farmland, sprawling golf course views and hundreds of acres of grapes on both sides of its shore. So when buyers ask why the is pricing through the roof and investments secure on the East End, take a look around because the answer

is obvious. And even though there is a little more to choose from and in some areas prices have come down a tad, the real-estate market on the East End remains one of the strongest in the country. For under a million there are still some properties to choose from. One can acquire a two bedroom co-op in Montauk on the ocean. The Surf Club unit offers modest accommodations but is directly on the ocean. There is also a pool and tennis court on the three-acre premises. The unit is listed with the Corcoran Group in Montauk at $750,000. In the same price range in East Hampton a 1,600 sq. ft. contemporary cottage with 3 bedrooms and a fireplace is going for $739,000. The tiny getaway has an in-ground pool and is just a short distance from the private beach and marina. This one is listed with Hamptons Realty Groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Amagansett office. On the North Fork one can purchase a quaint historic charmer just two blocks from the sandy Peconic Bay Beach. This home consists of 1,800 sq. ft. and has two fireplaces, a wood burning stove, 4 bedrooms and 2 baths. There are private guest quarters and an outdoor fireplace. The property is set on a half acre and is listed with Corcoran in Cutchogue at $599,000. The possibility of owning that East End haven you always dreamed of is not as unattainable as you might think. You can reach Diane at eastendrealest@yahoo.com.

The

Hamptons

just got a new neighbor. . .

Find Out Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hot, Happening and New!

?@JKFI@: <8JK ?8DGKFE M@CC8>< <Xjk ?Xdgkfe% :_Xidè^ i\jkfiXk`fe# e\n \Xk$è b`kZ_\e# ) e\n YXk_iffdj# * Y\[iffdj% C`mè^ iffd n`k_ Ă&#x201D;i\gcXZ\ Xe[ =i\eZ_ [ffij% J_fik [`jkXeZ\ kf j_fgj Xe[ kiXejgfikXk`fe% Iffd ]fi gffc Xe[ \ogXej`fe% <oZclj`m\ 000B = .*.+, & N<9 *0+*' <cXè\ Jk`dd\c -*(%0'.%(+-)# =i\[\i`Zb 9lkk` -*(%0'.%(+-, K_\ :fiZfiXe >iflg `j X c`Z\ej\[ i\Xc \jkXk\ Yifb\i% Fne\[ Xe[ fg\iXk\[ Yp EIK CC:%

K?< ?8DGKFEJ J?<CK<I @JC8E; EFIK? =FIB

HAMPTON

style

danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s magazine

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 79 www.danshamptons.com

Letters THE MIGHTY DUCK Dear Dan, Some of your stories are serious and some are spoofs, but you latest, the story titled “The Big Waddle,”appears to be serious. I think it would be ludicrous to move the big duck by the second route. It is not the money: Suffolk County has lots of it, and $4.8 million is a drop in the bucket in the scheme of things. I am concerned about the traffic congestion that a move of this magnitude would cause. And, the waste of fuel; I bet the (duck `moving truck gets only two miles per gallon when loaded with a concrete brick. May I suggest a third route to move the Big Duck? Transport it across Flanders Road and through the woods and put it on a barge and float it to the new, or rather previous home. (Ducks belong on the water anyway.) That way you will inconvenience traffic for only a few moments as Mr. Duck crosses Route 24. You can probably get the job done this way for only a couple of thousand bucks and between breakfast and lunch so there is no down time for employee’s meals. You may contact me anytime for (free) practical advice. Sincerely, Jim Dreeben Riverhead CC: Steve Levy Governor Spitzer The really fastest way is for it to fly. – DR BIG, BIG MYTH Dear Dan, David gave me your e-mail. I hope you don’t mind. Thanks for the great mention of the new studio in the Labor Day edition. Just for the future I wanted to put in my two cents in on the information that was inaccurate. I’m not asking for correction – but just FYI for you to know on a pure factual basis – in case it comes up again. My sense is that the WGA stuff was from outdated information. 1) First of all my name is Kriegman not Kreigma. I’m not sure if there are “Kreigma’s” unless it’s a lesser tribe who don’t know how to spell their own names...it means warrior in German...OK, that’s a vanity correction, as long as you write about me any spelling is good! 2) Regarding the union issue, obviously there’s a

lot of false info, opinion, etc. out there. but for the record, irrefutably: a) We always paid – throughout the production – union wages for actors, union and directors Guild (of which I’m a member). b) Writers Guild (of which I am also a member) required a “special contract” because there is no standard writers wage for PBS Productions. We simply couldn’t agree on what that special contract should be, and yes, we did eventually reach an agreement. It was a very good one. I’m writing under it now, and I love it! c) The deals with all the unions had nothing to do with the “special technique.” It is a special patented technique but then we’re all special – we learned that from Barney. d) Eventually as a gesture of good will and letting bygones be bygones, I hired all the writers that picketed me on the production. By the way, I had never hired them before so strictly speaking they weren’t “on strike.” 3) Finally, I never played in a band in a studio in NYC, but I like that one so if you wouldn’t mind could we continue that myth? I’m going to open mind. Myspace page for that “band” the band’s called “the old so and so’s.” I’m the rhythm guitarist and singer, songwriter. We’re a no-hit wonder. Otherwise, heck it was a great piece! Oh by the way we are not breaking up the big space – how could we? It’s for TV and film production. Non-sensical. Like I said, I just wanted to email you so you knew the facts, I don’t care about a correction. Anyway thanks, talk soon! Best regards, Mitchell Kriegman Wainscott Studios www.wainscottstudios.com www.pbskids.org/bigbigworld Via e-mail Glad you liked my article. – DR ANOTHER DUMB IDEA Dear Dan, Ever have a few empty seltzer bottles to redeem, only to find some smelly homeless guy in front of you with three shopping carts full? Sometimes you just suck it up and wait. Then just as he puts the last bottle in the machine...yes, it’s full!

e-mail Dan at askdan@danspapers.com

If this is how you enjoy spending your Sunday mornings, hang on; you’ll love the new proposal. A new law, if passed, will extend the bottle law to water, juice and other drink bottles. What are they thinking? Should I start adding a new room now to store these things, or should I attach a trailer to my car, where I already often have two or more bags full of these things clanging around waiting for an operable machine? When it first started, the bottle law was a good idea. It got bottles off the beach and roadsides and gave a venue to recycling (there were no green cans yet). Today, the law is simply growing into an unmanageable monster. More often than not, machines are full, out of order, or have ridiculous waiting lines. The stores are victimized as they have to provide the manpower to service the machines, store the refuse and clean the constant mess (none of which is done very well in many cases). Then they have to do bookkeeping, as often they redeem more than they sell and have to beg for their money. Perhaps the most ludicrous thing of all is what would happen under the new bill when bottles are not redeemed. Up to now, the beverage companies got to keep unclaimed deposits. This may not sound fair until you realize that this revenue helps keep down the price of their products. Under the new law, unclaimed revenue would go to the state. If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you’re right...this is just another back door tax. The result? We will be paying more for a bottle of coke so that the displaced funds become the state’s general fund. In addition, the manufacturers would also see a big drop in sales. I don’t mind paying $5 for 24 bottles of water, but now the price goes to $6.20 + tax. Before you pass judgment, take a long walk or bike ride and look at the garbage on the roadside. Bottles actually account for very little (even nonreturnable). Most of the debris is composed of fast food wrappers and cups, bags and, worst of all, scores of cigarette filters. Perhaps there should be a deposit on butts! Let your reps know how you feel about this before it’s too late. This bill is just another tax levy with massive annoyances for everyone. Greg Sarafin Center Moriches Via e-mail I’ll drink to that. Raise your glasses on high. – DR

Police Blotter Weaving Around A guy was pulled over by police in Montauk and charged with drunk driving after he was seen weaving in and out of the lanes and traveling at high speeds. When police pulled him over, he tried to explain to them that he was trying to get away from a giant crocodile that was chasing him on rocket skates. Police then arrested the man for possession of mind-altering drugs. * * * $20,000 Bucks, Rotten Kid A teenager in East Hampton was pulled over by police because he was suspected of stealing $20,000 in cash from his father. While police questioned the young man, they found the cash in the center console of the car. They also found brass knuckles and a small amount of marijuana. They arrested him for possession of both. The teenager’s father did not press charges for the theft of the cash, but he did change the code on his safe from his son’s birthday to a more appropriate number. * * * Serial Cell Phoner An East Hampton woman who previously racked up three tickets for driving while talking on her cell

phone was pulled over, yet again. This time, police found her talking with her sister about the latest Britney Spears scandal and she just had to get her opinion. Police wrote her a ticket and hung up the phone. They are considering taking away her television and Internet privileges. * * * Drunk Driving The dozens of drunk driving arrests made throughout the Hamptons reminds us that drinking and driving usually leads to a very serious charge and not to lousy sex at some random person’s home that you will regret the next day. * * * Petty Theft A man in Hampton Bays was caught stealing a bottle of Coke from a store by the clerk who called police and pressed charges. The man got to keep his Coke, but was not smiling when he was arrested. * * * Teenage Debauchery Police broke up a high school party at a house in Southampton. The kids dispersed and a few students were issued summons. Really? Partying already? The school year just started for crying out

loud. * * * Poop Doggy Dogg A dog was caught pooping on the street in East Hampton and the owner did not clean up the mess. When a pedestrian confronted the dog’s owner, she acted as if she had done nothing wrong. The argument drew the attention of a police officer, who broke up the argument and supervised the poop scooping. * * * Riverhead Whacko A man in Riverhead was caught hitchhiking on the side of the road while not wearing anything other than a Mets hat. It is really no surprise that a Mets fan was caught doing this. In other news, a man with a Yankees cap was seen rescuing a cat from a tree. GO YANKEES! * * * Sag Harbor Gals Four Sag Harbor teenagers were seen driving a red car after leaving the movie theater in East Hampton. They were driving very carefully and it was noted by a pedestrian, who reported the incident and then scooted away. – Written and Compiled by David Lion Rattiner

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 80 www.danshamptons.com

MIND, BODY & SPIRIT Acupuncture

Alternative Health

Fitness

Health

Massage Therapy

Astrology

All Points Acupuncture • Golf & Sport Related Injuries • Neck & Back Stiffness / Pain • Smoking Cessation • Facial Rejuvenation • Stress Management • Fertility • Bell’s Palsy, • Trigeminal Neuralgia

Chiropractic

Peter Scolaro, M.S., L.Ac.

allpointsacupuncture.com

631-369-5184

Health

It’s Time To Pamper Yourself By Calling One of Dan’s Mind Body & Spirit Services

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 81 www.danshamptons.com

MIND, BODY & SPIRIT / DESIGN DIRECTORY Massage Therapy

Massage Therapy

Pilates

Salons/Spas

Yoga

Pain Management

Design Directory

Therapy Pilates

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year Call our Classified Dept and make Dansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; your storefront

Salons/Spas

ads@danspapers com

Therapy

Pilates

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 82 www.danshamptons.com

DESIGN DIRECTORY / SERVICE DIRECTORY Design Directory

Design Directory

Air Conditioning/Heating

Audio/Home Theater

Car Service

Carpentry

Alarms/Security

Business To Business

Catering

Air Conditioning/Heating

Car Service Architecture / Design

Get Ready for the Fall and Winter Advertise Your Services in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Call

Looking for More Business on the East End? Call and place your ad today!

631-283-1000

Ask about our annual ad programs!

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 83 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Child Care

Cleaning

Closets

Computers / Internet

Chimneys

Construction

Chimneys

Closets

Classifieds & Service Directory address: Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater)

Construction

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year Call our Classified Dept and make Dansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; your storefront

ads@danspapers com

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 84 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Construction

Construction

Decks

Duct Cleaning

Electrical Contractors

Decks

Delivery / Courier

Decks

Driveways

We work your hours! Dans’ Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 9am-4pm Saturday, Sunday 631-283-1000

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 85 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Electrical Contractors

Environmental

Excavation

Fences

Flooring

Environmental

It’s Fence Season Don’t get fenced out of Dan’s Service Directory To Advertise Your Fence Company Call

today

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 86 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Flooring

Flooring

Fuels/Fuel Services

Handyman

Garages

Handyman

If You’re a Handyman Advertise Your Services in Dan’s Call

Classifieds & Service Directory address: Hill Street Southampton ( doors west of the movie theater)

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 87 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Handyman

Handyman

Home Improvement

Home Decor/Accessories

l Contractin enera g G

Interior/Exterior Renovations • Bathrooms • Kitchens • Tile Work

Scalercio

General Contracting Inc. Free Estimates Lic.631-767-3665 Ins.

Home Improvement

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 88 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Home Improvement

Home Improvement

Home Maintenance

Hurricane Planning

Irrigation

Home Maintenance

Irrigation

Home Maintenance

Planning on Improving Your Home? Call One of The Many Vendors in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Service Directory And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 89 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Kitchens/Baths

Kitchens/Baths

Landscape/Garden

Landscape Lighting

Marine

Get Ready for the Fall and Winter Advertise Your Services in Danâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Call

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 90 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Marine

Masonry/Stone/Tile

Moving/Storage

Masonry/Stone/Tile

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 91 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Moving/Storage

Painting/Papering

Organizational Services

Painting/Papering

We work your hours! Classified Dept open days! M F am pm Sat Sun:

Dansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Friday 9am-4pm Saturday, Sunday 631-283-1000

Painting/Papering

Service Directory Deadline pm Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 92 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Painting/Papering

Painting/Papering

Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Party Services

Party Svce./Music

Pest Control

Painting/Papering

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 93 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Pest Control

Photography/Video

Poison Ivy Control

Plumbing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Power Washing

Pools/Hot Tubs/Spas

Property Management

Poison Ivy Control

Pets/Services

Roofing

Is Pollen getting all over your deck and house Call One of The Many Vendors in Dan’s Service Directory And Tell Them You Saw Their Ad in Dan’s To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 94 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY Roofing

Roofing

Solar Energy Contractors

Trees/Shrubs

Transportation

Trees/Shrubs

Septic Services

Power Washing

Window Cleaning

CUSTOM COPPER SHINGLE - SIDING CUSTOM GUTTERS, CARPENTRY JOBS LIC. Call Now INS.

Sanchez Bros.

ROOFING

Quality & Experience â&#x20AC;˘ Free Estimates

631-329-2138 631-831-0951

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 95 www.danshamptons.com

SERVICE DIRECTORY / EMPLOYMENT Window Cleaning

Window Treatments

Beauty/Health/Fitness Ananas Spa located in Village of Southampton has an opening for a full time year round licensed Nail Technician. $500 sign on bonus. Please call Renate or Melinda at 631-287-9099. Gil Ferrer Salon in Bridgehampton Commons seeking Full/ Part Time Hair Stylists/Assistants, (must have license) Excellent training provided. Experience a plus. Must be articulate, outgoing, excellent people skills. Fax resume 212-737-3625 or call Meri 212-535-3543

Building Trades/Labor Crescendo Designs, the leading custom integration company on the east end is looking for energetic and detail oriented Project Manager(s) for our growing company. General project management experience in a related and/or construction field is a plus. Competitive Salary + Benefits. 631-283-2133Crescendo

Domestic

DRIVER WANTED AL MARTINO AGENCY OUR 35th YEAR REVIEWED IN New York Times, Departures Magazine PRIVATE CHEFS OUR SPECIALTY Estate Managers, Couples Butlers, Housekeepers Chauffeurs, Cooks Personal Assistants Details: See Web MARTINODOM.COM almartinoagency@aim.com Tel. 212-867-1910 Fax 212-867-1917

Wednesday PM’s & evenings, 1 full weekend per month, and occasional backup during the week.

Our advertisers renew their Service Directory ads year after year

Wine Cellars

Call our Classified Dept and make Dans’ your storefront

ads@danspapers com

To advertise in the most widely read Service Directory in the Hamptons call Dan’s Classified Dept

NEEDS TO HAVE: *experience with teens *car *clean driving record *flexible hours, and live within 20 minutes of Sag Harbor Email photo, resume, and minimum 3 (personal & professional) references to: ahbadiner@igc.org

HAMPTON DOMESTICS

*Private Chefs* Butler/ Houseman *Couples* Drivers, Security Estate Managers Elder Care/ Companions Event Staff Groundskeepers Handyman, Housekeepers Ladies Maids Nanny’s Personal Assistants Yacht Staff 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons) 212-371-0492 (New York City) 561-848-4777 (Palm Beach) Licensed & Bonded www.hamptondomestics.com

Nanny Needed East Hampton family with three small children looking for kind, flexible, experienced live-out Nanny, F/T, year-round, ASAP. Must love kids, drive, speak English clearly CPR a plus. Occasional nights, light cleaning and kid meals. References a must. Legal Resident please. Call 631-329-1221

Education Teacher, Foreign language French! Pre k-6 Private school in Westhampton Area Please fax resumes 631-325-1268 or call 631-288-4658

***WAIT STAFF***

PAYS $25/ HOUR. Family with three babies seeks part-time nanny (3 days a week 20-22 hours.). Must have experience, references and be energetic, responsible, and patient. Light housekeeping. 917-912-2983

Tom S. 631- 537-0500 X 272

BLACKWELLS The Most Exciting Restaurant on the East End of Long Island is seeking:

“Our 26th Year” Needed as a back-up for Governess for teen.

Dan’s Papers is looking for a responsible individual with a strong work ethic and flexible schedule for distribution of our weekly paper. Own transportation to work required.

Food/Beverage

Child Care CAREGIVER of good character

Driver/Delivery

“see our job listings” Placing Professional Staff in America’s Finest Homes New York Palm Beach Vincent Minuto, Proprietor Housekeeper/ nanny. Live in 56 days. One 8 year old child. Must speak English. References required. (631)329-5138 Live-in Nanny wanted for 5yr old boy. Must speak English, have drivers license and good references. Call Christina 917-318-1428.

Must be very energetic, flexible, experience a plus. Competitive salary. Year round position. email: jay@blackwellsrestaurant.com

or call 631-929-1800 Chef de cuisine. Almond in Bridgehampton. Email resume to jason@almondrestuarant.com.

Food Service Opportunities Chef/ Manager and food service workers wanted for School Lunch program Must be completely reliable, have experience and enjoy weekends and nights off! Competitive pay, benefits for the right candidate – other positions may be available ft & pt Please call 631-750-1467 and Miriam will have more information, or fax your resume to 631-750-1472 EOE m/f/d/v

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 96 www.danshamptons.com

EMPLOYMENT Food/Beverage Great Opportunity Experienced, motivated Chef or Sous Chef wanted. Busy seasonal business seeks year round person. Duties include; daily prep, menu design, food cost analysis. Candidate must have knowledge of fish, soups, and manage small kitchen staff. Send resume to P.O. Box 515, East Hampton, N.Y. 11937

Management/Prof. ACCOUTANT/

Kandell, Farnworth &

accounting firm with offices in Aquebogue and

Restaurant. Almond seeks experienced wait staff. Fax resume to 631-537-6606 or call 631-537-8885

Fax resume to

General EXPERIENCED DOG GROOMER necessary for busy Hamptons salon. Salary and benefits negotiable. The Classy Canine (631)283-1306 Models Wanted

RECEPTIONIST/ CLERICAL

Pubins, CPAs an East End

Entry level position Must have experience with customer service,

East Hampton is seeking preparers with personal

heavy phones and data entry

and corporate tax return experience.

We need a computer literate, organized,

631-722-0300

detailed minded person

Attention Linda

with a pleasant phone manner

Southampton Construction Management Firm Seeking Strong Individuals For Project Management & Jobsite Supervision Positions. Must Have Excellent Organizational Skills; Benefits, Competitive Salary, Retirement. Email resume to: EileenL@sandpebblebuilders.com

Approximately 5-10 years of related experience is required. Candidates must be able to deal with contractors, construction documents, architects, vendors, Building Department issues and other related duties as required.

and the capability to multi-task in a Southampton office.

Must work Saturdays when needed.

Full Time with benefits

Art / Photography

Office 631-329-5550 Leave name and number MODELS WANTED Acclaimed Fine Arts Photographer seeks female models for new project. $25 Hr. 631-725-0202 VETERINARY TECHNICIAN and RECEPTIONIST wanted. Full-time year round positions. Reliable, computer proficient and ability to multi-task. Salary and benefits commensurate with experience. Contact Amy at 631-723-0500 or fax resume to 631-723-3372.

Bookkeeper: experienced, for East end builder. Industry background a plus. Cover letter with resume to eastendposition@ yahoo.com Dispatcher part time or possible full time. Nights and weekends. Immediate openings. Experienced or will train. Must have own transportation. Good pay and benefits. Some computer literacy is helpful. Call Lisa 631-537-7600 extension 162.

North Shore Window & Door is hiring an administrative assistant in the Wainscott showroom. Great opportunity with a growing company. Must have experience with customer Warehouse Employee: service, answering phones, be Moving furniture between computer literate, organized, warehouse, store, and restorers. detailed minded person with a Delivery to customer’s homes. pleasant phone manner and the General upkeep of warehouse capability to multi-task. Some and store premises. Some construction experience a plus. cleaning and waxing of furniture. Full Time with benefits. Fax Current/ Clean Drivers License, resume to (631) 285-6530, Neat appearance and good or email to: communication skills. $15.00 jissing@northshorewindow.com per hour. Flexible hours. Fax resume to 631-283-7811, or Office Assistant. Full-time, E-Mail: otcsean@optonline.net year-round position. Must have excellent organizational and computer skills, including Health Care knowledge of spreadsheets. Motivated, detail oriented, Companion needed overnight for senior lady in Mattituck. Full multi-tasker preferred. Please or part-time. Call 631-473-7555 e-mail resume to exagere@ aol.com or fax to 631-287-1111. or 516-369-8458.

Retail URBAN ARCHAEOLOGY

TAX PREPARER

Host(ess) Waiters, Bartender & Buspersons for Alison Restaurant in Bridgehampton. Experienced, knowledgeable, motivated, detail-oriented & a sense of humor. Full time year round position(s). All inquiries kept confidential. Please email info@alisonrestaurant.com or fax to 631 537-7176

Runner/ expediter needed at Almond in Bridgehampton. Call (631)537-8885

Office

Fax resume to (631) 287-6245

Word Processing & Design Manager. Knowledge of Design Manager is a plus. Word Processing, Good Communication skills. Product & info sourcing, ordering and sourcing of design products. $15.00 per hour. Flexible hours. Fax resume to 631-283-7811, or E-Mail: otcsean@optonline.net

A high-end retailer specializing in lighting, bath accessories, tile, and stone is seeking a Showroom Assistant to support our showroom in Bridgehampton. We are looking for an organized, computer literate assistant with great multi-tasking abilities. A background in interior design and an enthusiasm for the industry is a plus. This position offers benefits, competitive pay, and growth potential. Please email resume and cover letter to:careers@ urbanarchaeology.com, or fax to Kali at 212.925.3917

Full time position at Main Beach Surf Shop and kids shop. Lars 516-313-9010

Salesperson Wanted Title Insurance experience a must. Benefits, large salary and commissions based on exp. Call 917-806-6445

SEEKING REAL ESTATE SALESPEOPLE TO JOIN GROWING AGENCY IN SAG HARBOR Looking for experienced sales agents only. Choose your floor time: Mondays through Thursdays or weekends. Must be able to cover Southampton to Montauk. We are offering a high sales commission split for high-producing agents. Please call: Marlene Markard at Seagrass Real Estate.

Sales

Situation Wanted East End Estate Manager SEEKING POSITION with Couple or Family. Expertise in home and staff management, events and administrative assistance. Teaching degree and experience in early childhood development. Excellent references. (631)839-9407

Real Estate Sales agent for office on Beautiful and desireable North Fork. Full Time/ Part Time. Island East Realty 631-369-3900

Merchandise for Sale

ENGLISH COUNTRY FARM TABLE Plank top, heavy turned legs 82” x 44” with additional 4 ft leaves 8 coordinating chairs with rush seats

Like new, 1 year old $5000 value BEST OFFER 917-690-9854

Genuine Barn Wood Table: 71”x 37”, 130 Yr. old Pine Plank Top, Stunning. $1250. Steve 631-680-8660 scm071264@hotmail.com Irish county hutch circa 1870. Perfect condition! $1,100. Weekdays 212-953-1388. Weekends 631-329-3894

631-725-7400

Account Executive for Management Recruiters International. The Southampton office ranks among the top 50 offices out of 1,000 offices worldwide. A successful career awaits highly self motivated people who have a friendly outgoing personality, high degree of self-confidence and are comfortable with phone selling. Our training program is top notch and has enabled our tenured employees to earn six figure incomes. We offer benefits, and a flexible salary and commission program. Visit us at www.hamptongrp.com or Call 631-287-5030

Advertising Sales: How would you like to live and work on Eastern Long Island, and be able to earn a substantial income in a professional environment? Enjoy flexible hours and excellent residual income potential. Our firm is searching Part-Time Jobs for responsible representation on Long Island’s East End to call on Ananas Spa located in Village small to medium sized busiof Southampton has an opening nesses interested in local and for a Full Time orpart time Receptionist. Experience preferred, regional advertising. Successful candidates must make a profesand computer skills necessary. Please contact Renata & Melinda sional appearance and presentation, and be dead serious about at 631-287-9099 building a secure and substantial Interior Designer in Southamp- commission- based income. ton Village looking for an assis- Must have a car and some sales tant. Must be willing to assist in experience preferred. Excellent training and support in a pleasant all facets of work and life, have great organization, communica- work environment. Give us a call to learn more and arrange a tion, and computer skills. personal interview. Tack II Flexible hours. No weekends. Marketing Concepts, Inc., Send cover letter and resume to (631)878-5200 cginkel@homcomplet.com

Retail

Sales

Filipino housewife/ mommy w/ US Residency, Work Permit & US Drivers License seeks family needing Nanny Day Care, Light chores. Call: ( 631) 398-2421

Marston & Langinger Octagon Conservatory. 3 years old. 3 sets of French doors. Vented roof. $225,000 new, best offer! Mint condition. A must see! Call for appointment 315-264-3665

Private collector selling vintage trumpets, cornets, trains, Tootsie-toy cars and U.S. coins. Mature couple seeking position as housesitters or house- Dr. Hank 516-299-2006 keepers. Live in/out. References and driver’s license available. Merchandise Wanted 631-591-2220. Mature woman seeks position for elderly companion or child care. Has references and experience. Available full and part time. Valid drivers licence, can travel. 954-662-9684 718-827-0878 Professional RN, caring for terminally ill child seeks to exchange Hampton Bays apartment/ house for house sitting/ caretaking. Fall to Summer. 631-834-9202

Jewelry Wanted Highest prices paid for diamonds, gold, silver, and collectibles, any condition. Call 516-639-1490 Long Standing Collector wishes to expand collection of guns, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisals. Instant decisions. Strictly confidential. Lloyd 631-325-1819

Merchandise for Sale

Antiques/Collectibles

28-ft. heavy duty fiberglass extension ladder $100. Adjustable aluminum truck rack $100. Adjustable miter saw stand $100. Light truck or SUV tires $100. Ford OEM aluminum rims 16”x8” $200. 631-834-3687

Vintage 1950's-'60's NEVER WORN girls' dresses. Original manufacturers' tags. 100+ pieces. Perfectly functional, theatrical. Almost all mint. $900, or offer. 516-456-5776

American Rattan: Dining set Glass table top and four chairs, mint condition. Circa. 1940. Asking $1400. 631-286-3890

Vintage turquoise Roma style sectional sofa ala' 1960's Rat-Pack. Exquisite tufting, perpetually plastic covered. Any reasonable offer. 516-456-5776

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 97 www.danshamptons.com

EMPLOYMENT / DANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CLASSIFIEDS Tag/Yard/Estate Sales

Pets

Decorator's ESTATE Sale. East Hampton. Moving out! Very unique sale. Great MID CENTURY antiques, sofas, tables, beds, kitchen goods, original art, kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; toys, outdoor furniture, pool fence and MORE!! Plus 1991 Alfa Romeo Spider, 28k miles. SATURDAY, Sept 29th 9:30am- 2pm. 1 Hedge Row Lane (off of Cedar Street). Cash only.

Canarys, beautiful home raised babies. Great singers, different colors, banded, Male & Female. 631-329-5686

DESIGNER INVENTORY SALE S FRAME DESIGN 160 Division Street Sag Harbor Saturdays & Sundays 9-11 or by appointment. Architectural artifacts, factory molds, antique textiles, ethnographic, tribal material. 631-834-4853

Poodles: Gorgeous chocolate toy/ mini poodles. 3 female/ 1 male. Show quality. Take Home (646)415-2208

Automotive

1967 MGB GT Great Condition, Alloy Wheels, Overdrive. Only 46,000 miles. Valued at over $15,000 will sell for $10,000.

Southampton Village Saturday 9- 4. 51 Wooley Street, off Hampton Road. Antiques, furniture, dishes, clothes and much more!

917-623-9130 or 631-259-3800

Automotive

Chevy Tahoe 2003 70,000 miles good condition. $17,000 or best offer.Volswagon Beetle convertible 2003 79,000 miles good condition $14,000 or best offer 917-691-7166 646-491-0942

1968 Ford Bronco Rust-free CA car, Auto, A/C, P.S. Disc, mild lift. Asking $23,500.00 310-293-7801 Www.Rockyroads.coM "We Sell Restored Early Broncos!" 1999 Saturn Wagon SW2. Green, AC, power windows, cruise, rear defroster, AM/FM stereo, 28,500 miles, 1 owner. $4,750. 631-998-3206. 2002 Toyota Highlander. V6, AWD, black, excellent condition, 64,000 miles. $14,500. Call 631-276-6201.

WINTER CAR STORAGE

Art/Art Services/Framing Paintings. Creative local landscapes by Bridgehampton artist Rocco Liccardi. Studio visits welcome. (631)537-3473 QUALITY CUSTOM FRAMING in East Hampton

Carpentry CARPENTRY Kitchens, Bathroom Renovations, Roofs, Decks, Windows, Doors, Moldings, Painting Call Fred 631-238-5258

(631)324-9776

Child Care EBAY CAR SELLERS WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, LUXURY CARS. Internet Consignment Sales Restoration & service repair for your foreign or domestic car. CALL AVENTURA MOTORS 631-283-8819 www.aventuramotors.com

walktallgallery@yahoo.com

Aviation For sale: 20% share of 2000 Cessna 172-SP. Hangared at East Hampton airport. Perfect plane for private license and instrument training. $27,000 Donovan Moore (212)708-9364 email:donovanfly@mac.com

PICKET FENCES DAY CARE Safe, Nurturing, Affordable. 12 months through pre-K. 8AM-5PM weekdays. NY State Licensed (631)907-4309

Classes/Instruction EAST END TUTORIAL. PreK-12, Math, Reading, SAT Prep. Caring, Experienced, Certified Educators. 631-591-2505

Business Opportunities Free Removal of Unwanted Junk Vehicles. Fast Reliable Service at Your Convenience.

Dan s Papers Classifieds, Service Directory

631-728-8344 631-495-7299 Acura Legend

51 Hill Street Southampton 631-283-1000 631-283-2896 fax

1993 Green New tires,

Honda Prelude: 2001, very good condition, custom leather, 5 speed, 78K miles, $10,500 516-658-5302/ 631-298-5362

Needs some work

7am to 6pm Monday to Friday 9am to 4pm Saturday and Sunday Publication is distributed Thursday & Friday Classifieds ads appear 3pm Wednesday on www.danspapers.com Deadlines Classifieds by phone Classifieds by e-mail Service Directory 8 days before publ. Double column ads with artwork Real Estate Clubs 7 days before publ Double column ads text only

Automotive

Mon 12pm Fri 3pm Wed 5pm Wed 5pm Thurs 3pm Fri 3pm

Rates Text Classifieds Minimum ad $18.00 up to 15 words Minimum 2 weeks, totaling $36 Each additional word $1.20 Bolding $.50 per word no charge for 5th week Service Directory; MInd, Body and Spirit, Design Directory $28 per vertical inch Minimum 2 inches, 16 week run Boxed Ads $34 vertical inch, one inch minimum additional space $17 per half inch $10 for shading $24 vertical inch for 16 week run, $5 for shading Email Go to "click here# on lower right hand corner of home page of www.danspapers.com All classified ads must be paid in full prior to deadline. No refunds or changes can be made after deadline. Publisher responsible for errors for one week only. All ads scheduled for publication must be confirmed by Dan s Papers prior to publication.

$2500. Call 631-766-3342

ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$ Running or Not $50 to $5,000 DMV #7099438 631-473-3025 FREE PICKUP Audi A4 2000: 2.8 Quatro. All options, with new paint. 73k miles. $10,500. 631-804-5692, 631-537-1166. BMW 1987 Convertible, Mint, 20,000 miles, automatic, grey with red int. New top, new stereo, new tires. $13,900 212-725-1512 Cannillo Motorsports, Ltd. Office 631-242-4414 Cellular 917-620-8158 Open Mon-Sat 10am-7pm Sun by Appt Only www.cannillomotorsports.com

Jeep CJ7 1977: Excellent condition, new engine, new transmission. 3 tops. $7,500 (631)749-7866 KVP Company has Indoor Winter Car Storage Available Sept 1 Clean, Heated $225 per month. Call (631)287-1463 leave message. Mercedes 1983 380SL Mint, New top, New tires, rear seat, $3000 stereo, 29,000 miles, $29,900

French Classes by Native Parisian Adults/ Children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais (631) 725-2128 TUTORING

Experienced property management group seeks qualified investors to provide financing for the purchase and renovation of luxury Hamptons, and North Fork residential properties. High returns possible. Please call 866-737-0601 Hampton Bays: Busy deli, Montauk Highway, Established 35 years, turn key operation. $275,000 Island East Realty 631-369-3900 OWNERSHIP

All Subjects, All Ages Masters in Education Certified Teaching Art Therapy for Adults/Children Yoga/Pilates for Children NYC/The Hamptons Claudia 631-721-7515

Cleaning

of Trade Name A VOTRE SERVICE! LIGHTHOUSE Quality Housekeeping REALTY CO.

& Professional Organizer

212-725-1512

As a Real Estate broker,

Personal Service

Mercedes 230SLK 1999, silver w/ black & red interior, hardtop convertible, 5spd. standard transmission. Mint! $15,900 or best offer. (631)872-4483

in business since 1951

Experience

Toyota FJ40 Landcruiser 1976: Clean, New Mexico car, No rust, car enroute to NY, original unmolested condition, $10,500 516-658-5302/ 631-298-5362

Volvo S80 2002 luxury sedan. Venetian red. Original owner. 97 Aston Mrtn DB7 Vol $39,500 33,500 miles. VIN report rated 99 Porsch 911 (996) Cv $34,500 Excellent. $16,000 negotiable. 86 Maserati Quattroprte $18,500 Don 631-765-5156 90 Porsch 911 (964) C4 $15,950 94 Mercedes E320 Cnv. $14,950 We Buy Cars 69 Porsche 911T $21,500 We buy cars and checkout our website for Additional inventory and information!

Bed & Breakfast: Opportunity knocks! Successful, established, B&B/ McMansion, including boutique vineyard. Totally turn-key. (631)734-2053

516-504-SOLD (7653) www.greatneckcarbuyers.com

in New York State.

Reliability (631) 725-2128

Submit offers for sale of

AVotreServiceHamptons.com

Trade Name 718-351-0621

Producers Needed for new Broadway play based on the life and loves of Ernest Hemingway. Many production cost already covered. $1.25 mil needed. One percent buy in as low as $25K. Top NY people involved. Producers will own percentage of all rights including ancillary. Play has proven road record. www.hemingwayonstage.com for press reviews & comments. Rhodes (910)673-1537

A STEP ABOVE HOUSECLEANING. Year round/seasonal service. Reliable, Experienced, Professional & Courteous. Call Maria 631-839-0368. Annaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Home Cleaning Service. Clean. Delivered. References available upon request. 631-591-1065 CATHERINE MURPHYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HOUSE WATCHING & CLEANING SERVICE. Fall, Winter & Spring. Based in Sag Harbor. 631-793-1121.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 98 www.danshamptons.com

DAN’S CLASSIFIEDS / REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Cleaning Cleaning & Restoration Services Carpet, area rugs, drapery, upholstery, basements, garages, windows, construction clean ups, water and sewage damage. Marble, stone, tile, grout, exteriors, decks, outdoor furniture and awnings. House watching, openings, closings, party cleanup. Free Estimate. Universal Building Maintenance 631-298-1446 CLEANING PERSON EXPERIENCED Top notch! Will clean and take care of your home. Great references, reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575 Experienced reliable woman will clean home or office weekly or bi-weekly. House Watching, Openings/Closings Seasonal or Year-Round Based in Hampton Bays Good References Please call Michelle 631-255-8380 Jurgita & Harold Cleaning Service for all Hamptons (year round, seasonal). Experience, excellent references. 631-553-5589 www.jurgitaandharold.com Maria, House Cleaning Service Reliable, good references, year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910 631-727-0862 POLISH CLEANING CONNECTION Experienced, dependable, trustworthy, English speaking. Will clean your home. References. 631-662-3944. free25agnes@yahoo.com Saldana Cleaning Service. Reliable. Experienced. Honest. House cleaning & watching, office & window cleaning. Daily, weekly, monthly. 631-276-1568. 631-940-0393. 631-604-5438. www.123scleaning.com. Bonded & Insured.

SPECIAL TOUCH CLEANING Old Fashioned Italian house cleaner for your home, or office. Hand wash floors and more. Debbie 631-949-9002

Cleaning We will clean your home for a reasonable price. Experienced and excellent references. 631-745-3251

Construction Free, Clean FILL. 100 yards Sag Harbor Village 516-695-4930 NEED A CONTRACTOR? Need Advice on your project? Large and small renovations. Call for a consultation: 631-475-2441

Fuels/Fuel Services FIREWOOD: CORD $250, Half $130. Stacked, delivered, ready to burn. Prices higher depending on delivery location. Joe Benanti Firewood. (631)325-1418

SPECIALIZING IN Painting, framing, shingles & sheetrock 14 YEARS EXPERIENCE Licensed & Insured FREE ESTIMATES! 516-635-6037

Financial Services MORTGAGE MONEY AVAILABLE to the unique situation. Many without points.

(631)886-1985

Southampton Village, Pine Street

COBALT 2000 25ft. Volvo I.O.. Mint condition 360 hours, In water, Sag Harbor Rental Slip Available, $29,000 917-287-4444

Large 2-Car Garage, High Ceilings, Clean, Great for Storage, Supplies, Antique Autos or light Business use.

Handyman A-1 Odd Jobs- Carpentry, Painting, Tile Work, Powerwashing and House Watching. No Job Too Small! 631-728-8955 Framing, Staining, Spackle & Drywall Repairs Finish Carpentry M.A. Fine Arts Degree Insured 631-329-5105 516-658-3177

Health/Healthcare COMPANION. Certified health care. Excellent driver. Available for Hamptons/ Manhattan. References available. Call Nadia 917-680-6444

Home Improvements

Call 631-764-3834

Flooring Mike’s Hardwood Flooring Installation, Finishing, Staining. Borders and Custom Repairs. 631-288-2029 631-553-9282 Email: mikeinwh@hotmail.com

Fuels/Fuel Services A. Best Firewood. All good seasoned hardwood. $225/ cord. Half cords available. Fast, free delivery! 631-258-9509 631-727-3892 AA SEASONED SPLIT FIREWOOD Full and half cords available. $225/ cord. Also stove wood. FREE DELIVERY. Stacking available. Wayne 631-457-0612 631-284-3419 Aabel 1 Year+ Seasoned SPLIT FIREWOOD Fruit wood available! Full, half cords available. Fast, FREE delivery. Stacking extra. 631-872-4123

BOAT STORAGE/ PARKING 20 ft. from Ramp & Dock Electric avail. Includes water. $150 monthly

Garages

$695 per month Call Joe: 800-227-0595 Sital General Construction All phases -Interior & exterior

Marine

Long Island Fiberglass Inc. Specializing in Shower Pan Liners 631-697-5405 See our ad under Kitchens & Baths in Dan’s Service Directory

MARINE WINTERIZATION Starting at $99. Storage $25. per foot We service all makes and models including personal watercraft. New Suzuki Outboards in stock. Ponquogue Power Sports (631)723-1126 VERY LARGE Storage space in Water Mill with high ceilings and rolling doors for easy access. Perfect for boat storage! 917-679-5633

Massage Therapy Circulation Massage Therapy 4 Handed Massage, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Reiki. Also Kundalini & Reiki classes available. Call Kim 631-255-7741 OhWhataMassage.com Couples, Four Hands, Therapeutic Pain Relief, Swedish, Sports, Shiatsu, Pre-Natal, Reflexology. Home Visits. 631-477-2006

Moving/Storage

GRAMADO LANDSCAPING

House watching ...and more! 631 - 276 -1335

Mature craftsman seeks patient, and demanding clientele. Painting/Papering/Repairs. www.eyyoneri.com. Please call David at 631-377-1195. Painting/ Powerwashing/ Spackling 30 years Experience Interior & Exterior Excellent references Licensed/ Insured. WILL BEAT ANY WRITTEN ESTIMATE 516-906-4557. Quality Painting Since 1983. Interior. exterior. Free estimates. References. No job too small! 631-329-0055, 631-827-3902.

Party Svce./Music Caricatures, Face painting or Live Music Fun, entertainment at your party/event. 516-579-4706 caricatureexpress.com/choice.html See Display Ad under Party Services in Service Directory

Property Management

TPO Consulting Home Management, House Watching, Care Taking services. Locally owned and operated (631)807-8577

Sewing

Trees/Shrubs GOODFRIEND SELF STORGAGE Climate controlled

Tree Service. Deal directly with climber. Pruning, feeding, removal, stump grinding, lot clearing. Planting, transplanting. 60” and 90” Tree spade. Peter Grealish. 631-283-9326.

Nice “move in” truck 631-324-5550 LANDSCAPING BY TOM MAC, INC. Site Development, Tractor Work, Planting, Transplanting, Seed & Sod Lawns, Stone Walls, Brick Patios, Walkways, Driveways. Certified Horticulturalists On Staff. 26 Years of Design, Construction and Maintenance (631) 725-1249

Painting/Papering A&M Painting: 21 years of experience. Owner Tony Donofrio on every job. Using Benjamin Moore Paint. 631-874-4761. DESMOND PAINTING European Craftsmanship. 30 yrs exp. Lic’d & Ins’d. See my ad in the Service Directory. Jerry Desmond 631-909-1565

Window Treatments WONDROUS WINDOW DESIGNS Custom treatments for the home Now specializing in Antique restoration & upholstery Eliminating middlemen, so you can work directly with Designer Fabricator Servicing Montauk to Manhattan and everywhere in between! 631-744-3533 wondrouswindowdesigns.com

Apartments SOUTHAMPTON Super secluded, 1400 sq ft on 5 acres. 2 bed, 1 bath. utilities included $1,800/month, $2000/ month Furnished 631-587-3982

Commercial Hamptons House Watching and plant watering, Pet Sitting, House cleaning and more. Your Complete Home Management Service, Servicing Eastport to Hampton Bays Call for pricing or check us out on the web. Hamptonsatyourservice .com 631 288 1205

Carmen’s Custom Sewing Alterations, curtains, drapes, slipcovers, cushions, blinds. References. Free pickup and delivery. 631-726-0093

Landscape/Garden

Gardening, Planting Hedge trimming Maintenance Cleanups, Lawn mowing Aerating & Over-seeding

Painting/Papering

WHOLESALE TREES All Species and Sizes Available. Pest and Disease Control Programs. TICK CONTROL Complete Fertilization and Property Maintenance Programs. CALL TOM MAC (631) 725-1249 Our 26th Year.

3 GARAGE SHOP SPACES AVAILABLE The Ice Plant Complex located next to Riverhead Building Supply in Southampton Village. $2,000 and up. Call 631-287-1463 leave message

Storage Space Available in various sizes: 10’ x 25’ door 6’h 39’ x 17’ door 8’h 20’ x 28’ door 10’h 40’ x 18’ door 10’h Great space for car hobbyist, boats, contractors, etc. 631-369-5841 East Hampton: Gallery & Event space for rent. Daily, weekly, monthly. 1200 sq ft. (631)681-1572 SAG HARBOR Main Street, 2nd floor Retail, gallery or office space available Excellent condition Call (631)678-2460 Sag Harbor: Home offices/apt., living/working space. (No Retail) 2 floors, 1100 sq. ft. apt with 1100 sq. ft. huge open loft above. 2 BR, 2 bath, large LR, EIK, DR, sunny superb central location. Old Sag Harbor Charm. Perfect for home business/ private appointments, $2,600 per month plus utilities. Near American Hotel/ Sen Restaurant/ Bay St. Theater/ Sag Cinema/ IGA/ and P.O. Convenient parking. (631)725-2499 516-658-7604

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 99 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Commercial SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE SUBLET Medical office space, flexible days available. Call for more info: Christine (631)871-1808 Southampton. Brand new retail store/office. 1,000 square feet. Central air. Parking. Great road exposure! 917-848-0170.

Rooms Sag Harbor: Winter rental. Waterfront, on golden Pond. Newly renovated. Your own bathroom. Very quiet. Fireplace, gourmet kitchen, washer, dryer. Internet, cable. Near all. No smoking. Starting at $900. First, last and security. Female profered. (631)375-5714 Sag Harbor: Available on weekends in heart of village with waterview. Cute! $600 monthly. (631)793-1121

Condos/Co-Ops WHB Village 1BR Co-Op in Village. Winter rental @ $9,500 and Summer rental for $13,500. Pool/ tennis. Application to Board a must. Kerrigan Country Realty 631-445-7890

Out Of Town Florida,Vero Beach 1/1 condo, 12x24 screened patio, own laundry, new appliances, totally renovated, new furniture, 2 miles to beach, no pets, no smoking, monthly or seasonal. Call 516-383-4604. ChipperXX@aol.com Florida. Bask in the sun this winter in beautiful Boynton Beach. 3 bedroom, 2 bath. Enclosed porch, garage. 631-874-4170, eveoknow@ optonline.net. Fort Lauderdale: Hi-rise, ocean views, 2 BR, 2 bath, 3 month minimum. $3,000 monthly. (845)641-2616 Rincon Puerto Rico. Condo. 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 2nd floor with oceanview. Pool, full kitchen, AC Units in bedrooms, ceiling fans, TV, Stereo, DVD player. If you need extra room/space, also available for rent in same building is 1st floor unit 3 bedroom, 2 bath furnished same as 2nd floor unit. All located within a gated community. Available weekly, monthly or 3 night minimum. Please call Lynn at 631-725-2153 or e-mail lyneard310@aol.com for rates and availability.

Rooms

Southampton Village: 2 suites available in historic home. Walk to Jitney, train, restaurants, cable, microwave, refrigerator. Available nightly/ weekly/ monthly. Call for rates 631-283-0730. Southampton. Winter single room/ share. $700 a month. Leave message (516)480-8343 Southampton: Charming farmhouse. Acre. 4 furnished rooms. Suana, jacuzzi, fireplace, pool Starting at $800. 646-415-2208.

Summer Rentals Aquebogue North Fork Waterfront Home 1 & 2 Bedroom $9500.00 season, or monthly available www.liny-cottages.com (631)-722-4096 Bridgehampton South Beach House. 3 minute walk to beach/ ocean. Dock, A/C, pool & tennis. Privacy. Amazing location. www.swansnest.com 212-794-1000 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com Sagaponack South - Located on just under 2 private acres, this Traditional Hamptons home offers 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, Heated pool, gym & home theatre. Close to Ocean! July through Labor Day 2008 $190,000. July $90,000. August-LD $100,000. September 2008 $40,000. Folio# 5786. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Hamptons NYC Montauk www.SeaSkiSunVacations.com

Owner Direct Vacation Rentals 631-567-5999 Florida New England Utah Carolinas Mexico

Riverhead: Private bedroom, share bath, separate entrance. $550/ Month. 631-334-8444

Sag Harbor WATERFRONT NORTH HAVEN

Sag Harbor. Noyac Bay. Extraordinary sunset views, Luxurious amenities. Pool, CAC, 700 square foot apartment with separate entrance. Weekends $350 or $500/week. 2 other bedrooms available @$250 each weekends, $400/ week. 516-459-5595

AUGUST ‘08 RENTAL Panoramic waterviews Heated pool, CAC 4 bedrooms with beautiful master suite Maid service Walk to private beach & town (631)725-9307

Weekly Rentals

BRIDGEHAMPTONBRAND NEW

WATERMILL South of the highway

Spectacular 7,200 sq. ft. 7 bedroom, 7 full bath, house on 6 acres. Heated gunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, basketball, gym, cook’s kitchen, diningroom, gameroom, 6 TVs.

Brand new, Furnished 8 bed, 8 bath. Best value in watermill. Guest house & Pool house. Available for rent yearly. Maid service available. Diane 305-788-5030 or diane@sbirealty.com

Also 7 bedroom, 5 Bath house available with all ammenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-579-4964 www.theresidencesof.com

Westhampton Dune Road Bayfront. 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, Pool. Hot Tub, Central Air. Weekly September $3,500, October $2,500. 917-623-0529. For Photos email: jryoung917@aol.com

EAST HAMPTON

Winter Rentals

Excellent, newly renovated 2 BR house, beautifully furnished and equipped.

A Hamptons Escape 631-242-0193

New appliances, large mahogany deck with gas grill and lovely yard. Private, wooded half acre with beach and marina rights. AVAILABLE THRU OCTOBER: Weekly $750 Winter thru 5/15/08 $1400 Year Round $2200 Call: H: 631-324-5789 or C: 631-903-3266

BRIDGEHAMPTON/ SAGAPONACK Brand new Traditional home, 4600 sq. ft., 4 BR, 3.5 baths, 3 car garage, plus extra large bonus room. Professionally decorated, with 20x40 heated gunite pool SALE

HOMES & COTTAGES By Owner Westhampton to East Hampton, 8 bedroom, 7 bath to 1 bdrm, 1 bath, Central air, heated pool, Hot tub, Tennis, Basketball, Volleyball, modern kitchens & baths, Wide screen TV, pool table, etc. From $1,000 to $10,000 www. HamptonsEscape.com Amagansett: Sandy BeachFront Napeague Harbor, nature preserve, boat mooring, 2 BR’s, possible adjoining 2 BR cottage. Possible year round. For sale or rent by owner. Pics @ paulcalabro.com 646-369-4106 Bridgehampton South

Winter Rentals Bridgehampton Village within walking distance to town shopping, restaurants, bus & train. Early 1900’s cottage newly renovated & decorated. 2+ Bedrooms, 2 Baths. Very clean & charming. Set on large fenced and landscaped property. $1,800 month +utilities. For appointment, call Dan 516-480-3302 BRIDGEHAMPTON. Panoramic view of Sagaponack.. 1 bedroom apartment, private entrance, $1,100 mo. utillities included No Pets, No Smoking. 631-521-4265 Bridgehampton. 4 bedroom 3 bath, conveniently located between Bridgehampton and Sag Harbor. No smoking/pets. Available Oct. 1st to May 1st. Monthly, Weekly. $2,200 month. Call for weekly prices lwist10632@aol.com 516-756-1774. Bridgehampton: 4 BR, 3 bath Immaculate, fully furnished Contemporary Ranch, cul-de-sac. Convenient to all. Deck, basketball, tennis, MBR suite, Jacuzzi, floor- ceiling stone fplc, 2 car garage. Oct.May, $2,500 monthly. 917-838-1738 East Hampton Village 2 Bedroom house available. Walk to town and train. $1,400/ month. 631-329-7122 East Hampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Newly renovated. Walk to all. Parking. Additional storage space available. Sept 15- MD. $1,500/ month. 631-512-6701

$3.29m

631-267-6182 631-276-3317

PERFECT OFFICE/STUDIO with private yard $800 monthly

Wading River WAT E R FR O N T BEACH HOUSE Includes Fishing Rods, Paddle Boat/ Canoe, Wireless Internet. All new, 5 BR, LR w/ fplc, Pool, Outdoor Shower, Deck, BBQ, Boat Ramp/ Dock & Parking for 3. $1,400 wknd. $2,300 wkly. (631)886-1985 E-mail for photos jeepsareusparts@aol.com

A Bit of French Whimsy festooned with Fall foliage and surrounded by seascapes. 3 bedrooms and baths, library or 4th bedroom. Eat-in tiled kitchen and salon have working wood burning fireplace. Swimming pool set in extensive gardens 800 feet from Mecox Bay Weekly or winter. Owner 631-356-5041

East Quogue 3 bedroom 2.5 bath furnished, washer dryer, garage, Freshly painted $1,500 + utilities. 914-232-8135 212-735-3895 EAST QUOGUE Recently built modern home available for rent. Now through 5/08 WEEKLY OR MONTHLY option available. Has 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, in ground pool, plasma TV, stereo system, fully furnished. 10 minutes from beach. Call for rental rates Contact Michele 631-979-5113 EAST QUOGUE BEST UNOBSTRUCTED WATERVIEW OF BAY! 2 BRs, 2 bths, LR, DR, EIK, decking, gardens. $1,300 monthly. Will consider year-round rental. Owner (631)653-6369, (516)885-8417 EAST QUOGUE: 2 Bedroom, 2 Baths, Fireplace, Updated. Winter, or Year Round $1975.00 Owner/ Agent 631 723-4319 Hampton Bays/ Southampton Beautiful water view. 1 Bedroom and efficiency units available furnished. Reasonable. consider year round. 631-764-3834 631-283-8676

Hampton Bays: Waterfront 1 bedroom furnished apartment. East Hampton Village: Includes basic cable heat elec5 beds/ 5 baths, heated pool, spa, tric. Available September to fireplace. $2,200 monthly plus May 15th. $795 monthly. utilities. 917-319-7459 (631)728-6200 East Hampton WAINSCOTT SOUTH

RENT Weekly, Monthly or Longer Available

Winter Rentals

Owner 631-537-3460

EAST HAMPTON WATERFRONT 5 bedrooms, 6 baths, 250 foot beach, fireplace, sunsets, upscale. $3,000/ month plus utilities. 631-324-0376

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - New Construction, never been lived in, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , 1 block to the beach. October through May $5,500/monthly. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. East Moriches on Open Bay Quogue with Pier, 2 BR, furnished home, 631-653-4197 with fplc, dishwasher, washer/ Jeancarbonerealestate.com dryer, $1,300 monthly plus utilities and 1.5 months security. Quogue Waterfront - three bedAvailable Oct. 15 through May rooms two baths, OHW heat, 15, 08’. (201)341-8597 $1,500.00/month

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 100 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR RENT Winter Rentals MONTAUK 3 Bedrooms, 2 bath, ocean view, wood-burning fireplace, decks. Also year round. Flexible. 917-912-4540 North Haven/ Sag Harbor; Breathtaking Sunset Waterviews over Noyac Bay. Brand new 4 BR, 3 bath, poolfully furnished with Antiques from Bali, and artworks, flat screen 37” HD TV, stereo system, private landscaped acre at end of cul-de-sac, 4 decks overlooking Peconic Bay. For Rent, all or part, Sept. through May 08’. $5,000 per month. Available MD-LD 08’, $85,000 Also weekly $2,000. Call Russ: (631)276-5608 e-mail: profruss@gmail.com Remsemberg Secluded 6 bedrooms, 6 baths, tennis, $2,500/ month plus utilities. 631-805-7273 Remsemburg 7 Bedrooms, 4 Baths. October 10- May 10. Security, references. No smoking. 802-388-0124

Winter Rentals SOUTHAMPTON: Townhouse, fully furnished, park like grounds, 2 bedroom with loft, 2.5 baths, fireplace, gym, tennis, close to beaches and town. $1700 by Owner. 914-739-0634 Southampton: Beautifully furnished studio apartment. Direct T.V. Utilities. Kitchenette. Private.. Available October 15. $850. (631)283-8613 Springs: 4 Br, 3 bath, Furnished, new contemporory renovation, sunny spacious, quiet, winter water views. Separate office/ loft available. $3000. 201-463-3699 Wainscott SOH. Walk ocean, jitney. Charming, chic 3BR 1BA, lovely property. Weekly/ monthly, great for Film Festival. 631-604-5300, slynne@att.net. Water Mill Must See!!! Beautiful, large home with recent upgrades,love kitchen and baths, spacious living areas, fireplace, cable, wireless internet, maid, garbage, landscaping included, $600 per room monthly, share gas and electric. 516-316-1172 631-559-3192 www/freewebs.com/kdaley25

Year-Round Rentals

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

East Hampton village fringe. Large 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Very private. $2,250/ month +utilities. 917-613-8521

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

Hampton Bays Large water view studio $900 all Hampton Bays 1 bedroom apartment with deck water view $1,000 all Hampton Bays 2 bedroom home deck $1,400 plus Hampton Bays 3- 4 bedroom fireplace 2 car garage $2,000 plus Hampton Bays Brand new 5 bedrooms 3 baths pool $3,000 plus

East Hampton: 5 minutes from Village! 2 bedroom, 2 bath furnished home. $2500 monthly utilities included. View pictures snipurl.com/u169. 631-907-4874 or 631-827-0073. East Quogue Charmer. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, office/den, living room, dining room, kitchen. Near Health/Racquet club. Easy commute to all. $1,800. 631-872-5615.

Eastport, Sunny and Bright Large 1 room basement apartment, private walk, entrance East Quogue Large studio $850 and parking. No Smokers or all Pets, references needed. $725 INCLUDES ALL. Call Days East Quogue Spacious 1 bed631-929-3402. Eves, room $1,200 all 631-325-9237 East Quogue 3 bedroom fireplace garage $1,600 plus

North Haven Waterviews from 2nd & 3rd story decks - Brand New Construction, Beautifully furnished, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, gourmet kitchen with top of the line amenities, 4,000sf. of living space, fireplace, Heated gunite pool , Crawl to the beach. Available in October for an annual rental for $130,000. Folio# 17790. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Sag Harbor/Noyac - Pristine 3 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 bath located on private culdesac, minutes to Sag Harbor/ Bridgehampton villages, Heated pool, multi-level decking, central air, new kitchen, magnificent views! Available Annually for $36,000. Folio# 4893. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Flanders Cottage 3 BR, 1 bth, LR, DR, EIK, Fenced in yard, Sag Harbor -Year round begin Walk to Bay, no pets/ smoking Flanders Brand new 5- 6 bed$1800/ month plus utilities, secu- Oct.1 07. New studio apartment, rooms 2 baths $2,500 plus cathedral ceiling with skyligts, Sag Harbor waterfront Lovely rity. 631-513-0394. private entrance and bath, mini2 bedroom house on bay, beautiRiverhead 2 bedroom home ful gardens, private setting. Hampton Bays 3 Bedroom spa- mal kitchen facilities. Perfect with detached 2 car garage weekend retreat. All utilities inNow- May 15. $1,500/ month. cious home on quiet cul-de-sac $1,350 cluded. Call Eleni Prieston at 631-357-0300 near schools. Brand new EIK, 631-747-1147. Water Mill North of Highway. new bathroom, deck. Large Southhampton 3- 4 bedroom SAG HARBOR: 4 bedroom, 2 Spectacular ocean view. 3+ backyard, washer/ dryer. 2.5 bath basement $2,250 plus Southampton--Year round imbath house in historic area with Bedroom Contemporary, 3.5 917-687-5902 maculate home. outdoor dining pavilion in Baths. Newly renovated & fur3Bedrooms/1Bath with fireplace, Baiting Hollow: New 1 bedredone garden. Walk to schools. nished, large decks, heated inHampton bays Creek front deck, yard, garage. room living/ kitchen combo. $2,000 monthly. Septemberground gunite pool set on se3BR, 2BA with new oil heat on $2500./month Perfect for college Private entrance. in quiet May. 917-907-3694. cluded 5 acre wooded lot. Very bulked canal, end of cul-de-sac private. Available from $2,500/ cul-de-sac No smoking or pets. with dock for up to 30-foot out- professor! Folio 17482 Call 1 month security plus references. board boat with water+ electric. Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147. month plus utilities. For apSagaponack apartment 1.5 $1,000/ month includes cable/ landscaped acres, terrace, cathe- pointment, call Dan Minutes from Shinnecock inlet. Southampton- Northside Hills utilities. 631-591-1238 Leave 516-480-3302 dral ceilings, sunny windows, $1,800 plus. No pets. winner! Over 4500 sqft of specMessage kitchen. Monthly $1.300. 631-723-1017 tacular living space. Features 5 631-537-5688 Water Mill. 3 bedroom house. Bridgehampon Village bdrms, 5.5 bths, htd pool, and so May occupy until June 30th HAMPTON BAYS- 1 or 2 townhouse SHINNECOCK HILLS much more. Year Round 2008. $1,600 monthly. No pets. Bedroom cottages. Furnished. 2 Bedrooms, 1.5 Baths, WATERFRONT. $125,000. folio 5888 Call An(631)807-7160 Security required. No pets. newly renovated, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, gela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 631-728-9889 pool, fireplace, patio, fireplace. Westhampton area. Large, Montauk: 3 BR, 1.5 baths, outfull kitchen. MINT CONDITION. beautifully furnished 1 bedroom Hampton Country Real Estate door shower, LR with fplc, All new appliances. Sept. - May $2,000/month condo. $975/ month plus utili19 Corwith Avenue, bsmnt, attic. $2,625 monthly. (631)871-1808 ties, security. No pets, smoking. Bridgehampton (845)222-8517 $3,000 monthly. 212-465-1599 631-325-2296 631-537-2000 Contact Mike. www.HamptonCountry.com North Haven. 3 bedrooms, 2 516-220-2746 Westhampton Beach baths, great room with fireplace. SOUTHAMPTON 1 Bedroom co-op. Fully Bridgehampton Village - 2 bedPrivate beach, boat slip availfurnished. Walk to all. No pets, rooms plus office, 2 full baths, able. Quiet, private, pristine. LUXURY CONDO no smoking. $975. Heat & Cable living room w/ FPL, dining $2,500 per month. Available Bridgehampton South. included 917-208-4706 room, sunroom, new kitchen. 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath, October 631-928-5920. Spectacular 2000 foot, Walk to Main Street, Jitney stop 3 bedroom, 3 bath. & train station. Tons of stirage fireplace, gym, maid Old Field: 5 bedroom, 3.5 baths, WESTHAMPTON Includes 2 green houses, space! Available on a yearround private beach, beautiful sunsets, much glass, totally private, service. $1,950/ month. basis at $2,200./monthly plus BEACH CO-OP 2.5 acres, $3000 monthly plus. nature abounds. utilities. Call Amy Unangst at 1 Bedroom Apartment. 631-751-8016 No pets, no smoking. 631-334-0552 Available October 1st. Newly Furnished 201-650-1466 $3,300 monthly. Bridgehampton - 4 bedrooms, Walk to Town. REMSENBURG Summer $27,000. 3.5 bath set on 1 acre with pool (631)506-0168 Available Until May 2008. located in Horse Country! ExCharming 3 bedroom, quisite Décor, house shown in Southampton Village Charming $825 per month 2 bath. Wood burning top magazine publication! Cenold Victorian offers bright, Also avail. year round/ sale trally located & close to village. cheerful, 1 and 2 bedroom apartEast Hampton / Sag Harbor fireplace, AC, heated pool. $80,000./ annually. Available ments, completely furnished, 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Contempoimmediately. Folio# 17248. Call each with private entrances and rary saltbox with vaulted ceilings Weekdays: (212) 736-9800 Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. porches. Beautifully landscaped. and skylights, heated pool, cenCell 917-209-5941 Walk to all. Available October tral air, fireplace and extraordi$30,000 yearly. Bridgehampton South- Walk to 1- May 15. No smoking, no nary master suite with Jacuzzi. the village, top location!, 4 bedCall (646)242-5352 pets. 631-283-7043 $3,500 monthly plus utilities rooms, 4 baths, htd. gunite pool, available 10/1. 212-229-8053 Westhampton/ Quogue: Truly pool house, lush grounds. Southampton. 2 bedroom, 1 lovely one bedroom apartment Remsenburg. Barn circa 1760. Newly renovated. A must see! bath. Washer/dryer. Private East Hampton Village 2 Bedcompletely furnished/ outfitted. $110,000 annually. Folio#18610. Furnished. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, beach community on Peconic. $1,000. pays all utilities, house- room house available. Walk to sundeck. Wooded acre. $900 plus utilities. town and train. $1,800/ month. Call Amy Unangst at keeping. No smoking, pets. 631-325-1675. 631-334-0552. 914-715-9891. 631-329-7122 516-456-5776

Year-Round Rentals Riverhead WILLOW PONDS CONDO 2+ BR’s, 2.5 baths, CAC, gas heat, unfurnished, full basement, garage, community pool & tennis. Walk-way to Private L.I. Sound Beach $1,850 monthly Year- round Good references/ credit history Sue (516) 662-4365

Riverhead Village 3BR, 1 Bth, LR, EIK, $1650/mo. Available November 631-252-7499

SAG HARBOR Near Long Beach & schools, pet friendly! 3 Bedrooms, 1.5 Baths Full Basement. $2,400 month Year round Extended lease available. Available September 16th call 516-241-1627 Sag Harbor 1 Bedroom loft near beach. Year round $1,650. Utilities and cable included. 516-459-9598 Sag Harbor Village. 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment. Available November 1st. $1,850 plus. (631)725-4895 Sag Harbor, North Haven: Waterfront. Artist studio. Northern light, private, quiet. 200 sq ft. (631)725-9307 Sag Harbor. Spectacular waterfront with private beach on Peconic Bay. 180 degree views, close to Sag Harbor shops & restaurants. Brand new contemporary with 25 foot clerestory windows facing water. 7 beds, 8.5 baths, waterside 40x20 infinity edge pool, large hot tub, steam room, double appliances, 3 story elevator, cantilevered greenhouse with orchids, gym, 3 car garage. Year (2008-2009) $700,000, MD-LD (2008) $375,000. Winter Month to Month $25,000. 212-873-2324 Sag Harbor: Small furnished room on 1st floor of house with private entrance, bathroom, refrigerator, microwave, cable TV. French doors lead to outdoor patio area. $1000/ month. 203-685-5759 Sag Harbor: 1 bedroom beautiful spacious apartment. Full kitchen, bath, living room dining area. 2 closets. Washer dryer. Private entrance. Quiet, no smoking. $1450 includes utilities. (972)897-3520

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 101 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR RENT / OPEN HOUSE / FOR SALE Year-Round Rentals

Year-Round Rentals

Sag Harbor: 2 year old, 2 bedroom apartment. Lots of storageDead end street. Close to beach. No pets, smokers, $1,300 all. 631-331-0085 Sag Harbor: Home offices/ apt., living/ working space, 2 floors, 1100 sq. ft. apt with 1100 sq. ft. huge open loft. 2 BR, 2 bath, large LR, EIK, DR, sunny superb central location. Old Sag Harbor Charm. Perfect for home business/ private appointments, $2,400 per month plus utilities. (631)725-2499 516-658-7604

Shoreham Easy commute to the Hamptons! 1 bedroom, with office Living room & Kitchen (lower level)

Sag Harbor: Privacy, immaculate, 3/4 BR, new kitchen, new bath, new pool, park like setting adjacent to preserve, Northaven. $2,950 plus, monthly. 631-835-8940 SHINNECOCK HILLS: Fully Furnished Studio for one. $1195 includes all utilities and basic cable. Backyard garden, Laundry, Full Kitchen,No Pets or Commercial/Open Back Vehicles, References Required 917-685-8203 judgingcrater@yahoo.com

New carpets & paint

Pets ok with references

Open Houses

$1175/month includes utilities

631.484.4562 SOUTHAMPTON Furnished 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, beach community, tennis, hot tub.

with Living room & Kitchen (lower level)

in Shoreham

New carpets & paint

Quiet tree-lined street

No Smoking

Pets ok with references

$1275/month includes utilities

$2,150 monthly 631-806-9355 Southampton Village 2 bedroom, 1 bath, furnished, kitchen, $1,750 Month 516-921-5414 631-287-2297 Cell 516-848-8885

christinaleora@gmail.com

Aquebogue new construction. 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath colonial. $549,000. Sunday 12-4PM 41 Maple Wood Lane. LIE to Rt 58 to Rt 25, make first right on Forest Dr to Maple Wood Lane. (917)599-8110, (631)727-5027 Entertainer's Delight located on prestigious Deerfield Road in Water Mill. Property includes a greco-inspired pool and an ocean view on 3.3 acres in sought-after, wooded location. 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths, 5 fireplaces and a gourmet kitchen in 5,548 square feet with additional 1,824 square feet unfinished above ground. Call RE Broker Donna Lanzetta for appointment 631-653-5200 or 631-741-4438. Open Houses are 1-4 pm on Saturdays 9/22, 9/29.

East Hampton 19 Old School House Lane. Broker Open House Sat. 12-2pm, Wine and Cheese, Bring your customers. NEW CONSTRUCTIONPRIVATE wrapped in Southampton Village: 1 bedShingles-top & bottom, end of a room apartment with kitchen and private cul-de-sac, 2 Acres, 300 bath. 1st floor. Furnished or un- ft Drive. Enveloping 6,000 sq.ft. furnished. Charming, quiet 5 Bedrooms/ 5.5 Baths/ Loft street. $1200 monthly plus utili- Bonus Room. The double height ties. Negotiable 631-287-3847, Living,family, Breakfast Rm, 212-724-9323. Bluestone patio lush lawn and are saturated with sunlight. All Southampton Wow! Private rooms flow beautifully, light & entrance into 1 BR, furnished, airy with many frenched spacious apt., in 2nd story Cape windows. Asking $2,795,000. Cod. Picture window overlookShown By Appointment ing Bay. LR/ kitchen combo dgcinvestments@netscape.net with entertainment area. Walk to mailto:dgcinvestments@netscap College. $1,500 pays all! e.net Mb. 917-604-2032 631-271-3341, 516-680-5902 Southampton. Large furnished studio. French doors, private entrance, patio, parking, cable. Utilities included. $950. (631)284-7974

No brokers fee!

631.484.4562

Westhampton. Newly renovated partially furnished 3 bedroom apartment $1,800 includes cable and utilities 631-288-3190

No Smoking

Quiet tree-lined street

is just 30 min away...

2 bedroom, 1 bath

Wainscot, East Hampton: Private apartment in Estate near ocean, private entrance. Maid, pool, cable, wireless. All utilities. South of Highway. Furnished Available March 15th $2.000 month or $20,000 MD-LD. Perfect for NYC resident,who wants Pied-a-terre in the Hamptons with everything taken care of.631-537-3068. 212-879-3089. artherzog@aol.com

Westhampton/ Remsenburg: Farm like setting, wetlands, small, rustic 2BR cottage, new bath, kitchen, partially furnished, d/w, A/C, washer. No big dogs. $1,295 plus. (631)325-1311

No brokers fee! Hampton Bays

Year-Round Rentals

Springs: 2 BR, 1 bath. 1st floor of a 3 floor home. Sunny, private, quiet neighborhood. New bright renovation. Parking for 2 cars. $1600 917-716-9916 Springs: Loft, Painters/ Photographers, skylights, heated. $400 201-463-3699

SOUTHAMPTON CONDO OPEN HOUSE Saturday & Sunday 1- 4 122 St. Andrews Circle 2 bedroom 2 bath Spacious sunny ranch Granite kitchen, central air IMMACULATE! $620,000

631-259-2026

Open Houses Westhampton 7 Bay Meadow Lane, OPEN HOUSE Sunday, September 30th 12-3 pm

Commercial

SOUTHOLD 55+ community Convenient in-town location! James N. Young, LLC Commercial RE Broker

1 br pond-front garden apartment with terrace $178,870

Hamptons, Riverhead

Spacious 2 br ground floor apartment with terrace $266,430

Waterfront Post Modern $2,995,000 Waterfront with views of Moriches Bay and Dune Road. Floating Dock. 5,000 sq. ft. custom-designed home. Showcase kitchen, dual living rooms with fireplace. Private master suite with sitting room and a luxurious bath Multiple car garage, a heated gunite pool. Situated on 2.3 acres

and Northfork…

Whether you're buying, selling or leasing...

Commercial is all we do!

631-765-3436 colonialvillagesouthold.com SPEONK 2 STORY END UNIT

www.jamesnyoung.com 631-276-9381

Totally renovated 2 bedroom loft, 1-1/2 bath, pool. Walk to railroad, dining, shopping.

RESTAURANT For Sale

Priced to sell. (631)801-2309

96 Seats Bridgehampton

WESTHAMPTON

516-818-1186 The Real Estate Store, Inc. www.realestatestoreinc.com

2 br pond front garden apartment with terrace New kitchen with stainless appliances $266,430

Call us!

Follow the Open House Signs For further information, Gary Knotoff 631-653-5570 x 201 or cell 631-334-4972

Condos/Co-Ops

1 plus bedroom condo. MUST SELL $80k + in improvements. Too much to list, best offer over $315k. Brokers protected. 631-878-0303

WESTHAMPTON $499,900 SAT. 9/29 & SUN. 9/30 10:00 am - 4:00 pm

46 Seagate Avenue

AQUEBOGUE SALE OR RENT Silver Village condo, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, full basement, garage. $399,900 / $1,900 516-729-7781

Homes

(Montauk to Summit Blvd, to Fairview to Seagate) 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, updated EIK, family room. Move-in condition on a private road. WHB Schools, Taxes $2300, Contact Owner - Brian 516-448-0341

Commercial Hampton Bays Motel For Sale 32 Efficiency Units, Bay Front, Pool, 2.34 Acres. Ideal Owner/ Operator OR Conversion. $2.8 Million. Phelps & Associates (631) 588-6500

Westhampton Beach fully furnished 2 bedroom, 2 bath, ocean front, Yardarm Condominiums. $975,000. 631-462-1151 631-831-9384

Baiting Hollow: “The Knolls” Waterview of Long Island Sound. 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths on 2 levels. Beach, golf, pool, tenCutchogue 631-734-9455 nis, dining. Best buy at only Greenport 631-477-2220 $359,000. Frank Zamarelli, www.lloydsrealty.com Century 21 North End 631-724-8500 x48 Mattituck: Attractively priced; Accented with elegance! Custom 4 bedroom Neo Victorian EAST MORICHES home with in- ground pool on Waterfront beautifully manicured 2 acre setting; elite neighborhood. ExcluSpectacular Views of sive. $995,000. Moriches Bay Greenport Waterfront: Where 2 BR End Unit. yachtsmen unite! Spacious country home with in-ground Much sought after complex. pool on 157' bulk headed deep• Pool • Tennis • Fireplace water canal; unobstructed bay • Garage • Finished Basement. access. Exclusive. $1,499,000.

Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Avenue, Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 www.HamptonCountry.com

FSBO - Eager to Sell!

Sag Harbor--Established business on well traveled Main Street in the best walking village in the Hamptons! $170,000. with 3 year lease. Folio#16703. Call Eleni Prieston at 631-747-1147.

631-375-9073

$519,000. 631-878-6622

Montauk Oceanfront Gurney’s Inn. Studio, sleeps 4. Week 9. Feb 29th-March 7th. Asking $5,000. 607-467-5196

Greenport Village: Beautifully preserved and impressively detailed 3 bedroom family heirloom circa 1882 in the heart of the village. Exclusive. $595,000. Greenport Village: Price reduced! Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem circa 1920 in quaint village setting. Exclusive. $485,000.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 102 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Cutchogue 631-734-9455 Greenport 631-477-2220 www.lloydsrealty.com

Homes

Hampton Sales and Rentals East End’s largest selection 1-800-870-0474

Aquebogue. Doublewide 24 x 48. 2 bedroom, 2 bath, all appliances, central air, Florida room, awning, shed. 55+ community. $139,900. 631-445-7093.

Brown Harris Stevens 31855 Main Road Cutchogue www.brownharrisstevens.com

EAST HAMPTON

EAST HAMPTON: 4 bedroom cottage on private acre.Near all. $899,000 516-982-6186

East Quogue 3 one bedroom Cottages in quiet setting excellent condition many new upgrades walk to bay beach $560,000

Greenport: Mint 3 bedroom Colonial on professionally landscaped .5 acre. Close to all! Ex- Riverhead Legal 2 family walkclusive. $465,000. ing distance to village detached garage needs some TLC owner Greenport: Aged to perfection! motivated Timeless 3 bedroom tastefully updated home circa 1880 with Hampton Bays New 4- 5 Hi wrap around porch in an attracRanch 2 baths granite counter tive corner lot setting. Exclutops stainless appliances quiet sive. $549,000. street $439,900 Southold: Stately 3 bedroom, 2 bath Colonial circa 1920 evokes a commanding Main Road Presence in the charming town of Southold. Exclusive. $549,999. Greenport: Challenge your creative power! Centrally located 2+ bedroom, 1 bath bungalow; full basement, attic. Exclusive. $275,000. East Marion Waterfront: Quintessential 3 bedroom year round lakeside cottage surrounded by “all things nautical” including private bay beach. Exclusive. $690,000. Peconic: Comfortable and casual 3 bedroom beach cottage; sandy beach, mooring rights. Exclusive. $485,000. Greenport Waterfront: Where yachtsmen unite! Spacious country home with in-ground pool on 157' bulk headed deepwater canal; unobstructed bay access. Exclusive. $1,499,000. Greenport Village: Beautifully preserved and impressively detailed 3 bedroom family heirloom circa 1882 in the heart of the village. Exclusive. $595,000. Greenport: Aged to perfection! Timeless 3 bedroom tastefully updated home circa 1880 with wrap around porch in an attractive corner lot setting. Exclusive. $549,000. Greenport Village: Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem circa 1920 in quaint village setting. Exclusive. $499,000. Greenport: Fun and fresh 2 bedroom country cape close to Sound Beach, shops and restaurants. Exclusive. $399,000.

Greenport Village: Meticulous 3 bedroom historic gem circa 1920 in quaint village setting. Exclusive. $499,000. Greenport Waterfront: Where yachtsmen unite! Spacious country home with in-ground pool on 157' bulk headed deepwater canal; unobstructed bay access. Exclusive. $1,499,000. East Marion: Quintessential 3 bedroom year round lakeside cottage surrounded by “all things nautical” including private bay beach. Exclusive. $690,000.

AFFORDABLE Gold Key Modular Homes The Future Starting $39,990.00 +Freight/ Tax 33 years In-house Business Same location, Built to Last 10 Year Warranty Ranches, Capes, Colonials, Custom Sam 631-281-9330 Allen Piliero, Broker Westhampton Beach 631-288-6244 ext. 288 631-335-1996-cell Quogue Waterfront Reduced $300,000. 1.4 Acres,bulkheaded with dock,5br's room for pool & tennis now $3,495,000. Remsenburg 2 Acre 4 br Victorian homestead, price slashed $ 200,000.Now $1,095,000. Hurry ! Ask Allen Piliero 631-335-1996 Exclusive Broker Amagansett Ocean view contemporary. 5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths, 1 car garage, central air, beautifully landscaped with 65’ gunite lap pool, Moments away from beach, shopping, $3.500,000 631-375-0708 Exclusive Brown Harris Stevens Darcy Rodriguez

AMAGANSETT Walk to ocean 1 ACRE OF PRIVACY Surrounded by dunes 5 bedrooms, 5 1/2 baths 4 fireplaces Central air conditioning Designer’s new professional kitchen Heated pool Professionally landscaped Inground sprinkler system Permits for 2,000 sq ft Ocean view addition For sale by owner $2,790,000 (631)267-2028

Aquebogue. Manufactured homes. 55+ community. www.northforkmobilehomes.com

Aquebogue: view of Vineyard, well built 3 BR ranch, fplc, CAC, CVAC, peace and quiet, lush landscaping, ready to move in. $410,000. 516-314-2556 Baiting Hollow BEACH FRONT!! DAZZLING LONG ISLAND SOUND WATERFRONT VIEWS & WILD SUNSETS FROM THIS DESIGNER DONE MINT 2 BR, 2 BTH CONDO HIGH ON A BLUFF. BEACH, GOLF, POOL, TENNIS & COUNTRY CLUB DINING. $475,000 DIANA PONZINI 917-549-4847 631-727-6663 Brookhaven Hamlet Country home nestled in quaint neighborhood on cul-de-sac. Close to water. Docking rights. 3 BR’s, 2 baths, FDR, den, fplc, garage, basement. $485,000. Owner (631)286-1687 Brown Harris Stevens 120 Front Street Greenport www.brownharrisstevens.com Greenport Soundfront 6,000 sq. ft. Contemporary - expansive decking, in-ground pool, sweeping coastal views, no bluff beach front. #37084 Exclusive $2,200,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566. Orient - Restored 1850's Colonial. 1.65 acres lush gardens w/minature shade trees and plantings. Spacious rooms w/high ceilings, 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths including master suite. By appointment only. #54384 $1,395,000. Mary Ann Bollman 516-458-7566. Southold-Walk to Water Private waterfront community w/creekfront beach & park. LR, EIK, 4 BRs, 2.5 baths, deck overlooking wooded grounds, room for pool. Needs updating. Exclusive #49393 $489,000. Call Kathleen Travers 631-477-8016. Southold - Waterfront Community Great location, stroll to private community beach. Sunny, spacious expanded ranch, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, dining room, family room. Lush landscaping, large yard/room for pool. Exclusive #52698 $549,000. Kathleen Travers 631-477-8016.

ONLY $575,000!!!! Price reduced!!!!

EAST MARION New construction OPEN HOUSES AND LOTS

Southold Beachfront Cottage Charmingly appointed 2 bedroom cottage, living room/fpl, waterside family room, decks, gorgeous sunsets. #52604 Co-Exclusive Just Reduced $769,000. Gloria Shirvell 631-734-2959. or Henrietta Chituk 631-734-2951. Southold Colonial - Utmost privacy on 1+ landscaped acres. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. Exclusive #51951 Reduced $899,999. Henrietta Chituk 631-734-2951 or Gloria Shirvell 631-734-2959. Cutchogue - Nassau Point Renovated five bedroom cape with bay views. Private, close to beach with room for pool and tennis. Move in condition. Exclusive #52903 $1,075,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. Southold Walk to Deeded Bay Beach “Harbor Lights Contemporary”. 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Open floor plan., EIK, DR, LR/fpl, MBR/balcony, spacious family room. Exclusive #51622 $669,500. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. Greenport Rock Cove Estates New Construction - steps to private sound beach. FLR, FDR, great room/fpl, gourmet kitchen, library/office, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, incl. MBR suite w/sitting room. #37418 Exclusive $975,000. Nancy Cervelli 631-680-2296. Dix Hills. Ranch. See www.owners.com dag1264. 917-599-8110, 631-727-5027. East Quogue Westhampton Schools. Turn-key, updated high ranch with private guest quarters in established residential community. 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, heated pool, large den, fireplace, garage, lush landscaping. $564,900 Call Naomi/ Broker 917-608-0269

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

640 Gus Drive Saturdays & Sundays 12- 4 pm Charming, great location 2 bedrooms, 2 baths Plus sun room & small pool! .5 acres. Totally private Surrounded by reserves . Clearwater Beach Private Beach & Marina rights Fenmarsh Road Winter water views! Spacious open living area Exposed beams, Skylights, fireplace Lovely deck and front porch Motivated Owner! PRICE REDUCED $575,000! Call Simon 827 6000

Summit Estates 631-477-1470, 917-559-1671 EAST MORICHES 4 bedroom, 2 bath waterview cape on 1/2 acre! Fenced yard, living room, great room, dining room, kitchen, full basement, operating skylights, deck, and quiet area. Good school district $435,000 Owner (631)878-4490

East Hampton A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock and Roll. 3 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, first floor master, central air, pool. Close to All. $699.000. 917-502-5458

East Moriches Spacious Elegance. Designed by owner/ architect to last detail. Park-like, prestigious Baywood (south of highway and boulevard). Beautiful private inlet beach. Five minutes from Dune Road’s East Hampton Sassy saltbox. 3 Cupsogue. This post modern Bedrooms, 2 Baths, heated pool, cedar home could by your Hampton’s retreat at nearly half air conditioning, private beach the commute. It’s oversized and marina. $739,000. property, pool and guest/ pool 917-502-5458 cottage are staged barnside for the perfect entertainment venue. East Hampton. 4 bedroom, 2 Photo shoot ready. A must see bath fantastic contemporary. at $1,495,000. To schedule Walk to deeded private beach appointment 631-874-6008 , and marina. Heated pool, huge 631-722-8509 631-872-5615 deck, fireplace. Totally private. Brokers welcome. Must see! Reduced to $794,000! Bring offers. Owner EAST QUOGUE (212)472-2482, (917)754-9444 64 Squires Ave East Hampton. Mobile home village. 2 bedroom, 1 bath living room, kitchen, Washer/ dryer, AC, skylight, gas heat/ cooking, very good condition, $90,000 631-324-8805 East Hampton/ Sag Harbor 3 BR, 2 bath saltbox w/ heated pool, fabulous floorplan and Master suite with soaring ceilings and great light! All amenities. Priced to sell. $870K. 212-229-8053

Looking to Sell your Home on the East End? Call and place your ad today!

631-283-1000

Private beach and dock Starting at $625,000

Ask about our annual ad programs!

JUST REDUCED $519,000 "Country Charmer" South of Highway 2 Bedroom Finished Basement Beautifully landscaped 1/2 acre Possible Mother/Daughter ...and Much More! All Suffolk Realty 631-801-2505 East Quogue Price Reduced! New construction, ready for occupancy. 5 Bedrooms, 50’x20’ pool, 3-zone AC, high ceilings. $1.299 million. For floor plans, photos and other available building sites, go to www.hamptonsnewhomes.com Builder 631-581-7456 East Quogue. Lovely 3 bedroom, 1 bath. Room for pool. Mature gardens. Oak floors, efficient oil/ hot water, irrigation. Pine full basement. Fireplace. Low taxes. $439,000 firm. 631-872-5615.

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 103 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes

East Quogue: Mobile home, family park, 2 BR, new siding/ windows/ appliances, good condition. $78,000. 631-871-5180

HAMPTON BAYS Vacation Home

EASTPORT 3 bedroom ranch, dining room, den with fireplace, finished basement, pool, must see $649,000 Leslie Chornoma Real Estate 631-878-6337

3 Beds, 2 New Baths Freshly Painted Large Deck Two Car Garage Full Basement Close to Beaches & Restaurants $500,000 Owner/ Broker 631-537-4328

Eastport Country Cape. Great Hampton Country Real Estate weekend or year round house. 19 Corwith Avenue, Everything new, low taxes Bridgehampton ($5,400) Good school district Tel. 631-537-2000 Pool, decks, lighting, full finwww.HamptonCountry.com ished basement, custom moldings and more! 3 bed, 2 bath, 1/3 Bridgehampton - New ConAcre, 1 car garage. Asking struction - Fabulous 5 bedroom, $540,000 (631)926-1151 4.5 bath, 5,500 square foot shinWATER FRONT gled Traditional situated on 1 COMMUNITY acre with farm views. In a quiet location with many custom deBAYV I E W PI N E S tails, top of the line appliances, FLANDERS heated gunite pool and a 2 car 3 BEDROOM RANCH STEPS garage with many extras. Co-ExTO DEEDED DOCK ON clusive $3,495,000. Folio# CANAL & PRIVATE BEACH 15111 Call Lally Mockler at x207 or 516-971-6002. Special Price! $399,750. CALL TOM AT COACH R.E.

Bridgehampton - Centrally located, immaculate Post Modern featuring 4 Bedrooms (1st floor 631-331-3600 x: 118 Master with FPL), 3 baths, large www.tomannunziato.com eat-in kitchen with cathedral ceilings, formal dining, open livGEORGE HEINE REALTY ing room with vaulted ceiling & 631-725-9001 FPL, cac, htd pool, outdoor decking & det. garage. Lush Sag Harbor. Village Historic landscaping, backs up to private District: Price Reduction. Colo- reserve & on private cul de sac. nial with four bedrooms, one and Exclusive $1,500,000. Folio# one-half bathrooms,parlor, din15711 Call Gayle Tudisco at ing room and kitchen. Full base- 917-991-8731. ment. Garage.Offered exclusively by George Heine Realty Bridgehampton -Charming Tra725-9001 Asking $779,000.00 ditional-Warm and friendly, 4 bedroom 2.5 bath Traditional on Noyac Beach Community: four 1/2 acre. Located conveniently in bedroom colonial with modern Bridgehampton with open kitchen, two bathrooms, living Kitchen/Dining/Living area this room, formal dinning room. charmer is perfect for a small Rear deck, front porch, central family or couple who love to enair, on shy three quarter acre. tertain. Beautifully detailed with Room for pool. Offered excluroom for pool and garage. Exclusively by George Heine Realty sive $940,000. Folio# 15604. 725-9001 Asking $979,000.00 Call Rob Camerino at 631-902-6637 or Amy Unangst Noyac new to market. 2 bedat 631-334-0552. rooms, bathroom, living room with fireplace, eat in kitchen, Bridgehampton Waterfront porch, full basement, separate Just South of the Highway, set garage. beach community, on 1.7 acres with stunning waterasking $569,000 views. Grand entry leads to open living spaces, with vaulted ceilBay Point Magnificently landings & fireplace, formal dining scaped oversized plot in Beach room, large gourmet eat-in community with Winter and kitchen, luxurious first floor some Summer water views. 3 master suite, four additional bedbedrooms, bathroom, living rooms, maids quarters, laundry room, large kitchen & sunroom,. room, 2 car garage, heated gunite Full basement with attached ga- free form pool, central air. Exrage. Plenty of room for a pool cellent value! $3,750,000. Call and other amenities. Offered ex- Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. clusively by George Heine Re204. alty Asking $950,000 631-725-9001 East Hampton - Nature lover's paradise on over 3 private acres. Southampton: New to market. Contemporary 3 bedrooms/2.5 Six year old Cape Cod with four baths. 2 living rooms, fireplace, bedrooms, two bathrooms, living heated pool, det. 2-car garage. room, eat in kitchen, full baseExclusive $1,350,000. Folio# ment on a quiet street. Asking 17425. Call Angela $649,000.00 Offered excluBoyer-Stump at 917-207-7777 sively by George Heine Realty

Homes

Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. 61 Montauk Highway Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com East Hampton 3,200 sq. ft. Cedar Shingled Post Modern set on private road & close to village. Quogue - Oceanfront or known First floor Master Suite with as “Sealawn” - Two plus bedFPL, his/her walkin closets, pri- rooms two plus baths, spectacuvate bath with dbl. sinks & Ja- lar ocean and bay views, cuzzi tub. Top of the line Gour- $8,500.000.00 Exclusive. met kitchen,Laundry room, library, formal dining room & LR Quogue - Newly Listed - Private with FPL. HDMI wired. Second contemporary with large open floor features Junior Master suite floor plan, five bedrooms, five & 2 add'l bedrooms & bath. 2 car and one half baths, granite garage & 800sf. bonus room. kitchen, fireplace, two car gaGunite pool & spa. Mahogany rage, heated pool, har tru tennis decking. JUST REDUCED TO court all on 1.3 acres, $1,350,000. Exclusive. Folio# $1,575,000.00, Exclusive. 16089. Call Anthony Hayes at Quogue - New Listing - totally 631-537-2000 x322. renovated traditional on a private Sag Harbor - Easy living - cul-de-sac. Four bedrooms three Open and airy, 2,000 sq. ft. turn- baths, large master suite with key one level home on quiet Sag balcony, two car garage, heated Harbor cul de sac. Situated on pool, Har Tru tennis court, shy 2 acres with 3 bedrooms, 2 $1,395,000 Exclusive. baths, large deck, beautiful stone FPL, CAC, plenty of room for Quogue -If you're looking for a pool and future expansion. Backs wonderful retreat, this is it! This up to preserve, very private. post modern home features 6 Only minutes from village and bedrooms, 6.5 baths and plenty beaches. Co-Exclusive. of space for a large family. There $1,299,000. Folio#15302. Call is a swimming pool, 2-car garage Rob Camerino at 631-537-2000 and located in a year round or Amy Unangst at neighborhood on a beautiful acre of property. Asking $1,595,000. 631-334-0552. Hampton Country Real Estate Bridgehampton Tel. 631-537-2000

Homes Lewis & Nickles, Ltd. 631-734-2100 631-765-3416 Laurel Bayfront Do You Want Beach? You Got It Here. Like New House, Move In...Private Community, 4 BR and 2.5 BA, 1.5 car garage, 2 decks, views from all major windows. Moor Your Boat In Front Of Your House. Owner Motivated $1,699,000

MONTAUK The Glen / Hither Woods Private Beach Rights, Long Driveway, Gate, Circle with Fountain, 5 BR, 3 Baths, SS Appl, Tennis Court, Sauna, Room for Pool and Guest House. Adjacent to Nature Preserve, Large Park- like Estate $1,195,000 Elli Wolf (917) 301-9472 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Sag Harbor - Beach House in Azurest. Nice, bright 3 bdrm, 2.5 baths.Walk to private beach. Bike to town. Exclusive $1,100,000. Folio# 18285 Call Lisa Young at 631-680-1222.

Quiogue - New to Market and won't last - Country cottage with two bedrooms and one bath and plenty of room for expansion all on 1.1 acres. $395,000.00 Exclusive.

Southampton Shores- 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room with fireplace, central air, finished basement, gunite pool, community tennis, private beach & marina rights. First offering. $1,385,000. Folio# 13199. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552.

Westhampton Beach - New Construction in the village. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, swimming pool, screened-in porch, granite Bridgehampton - Just Reduced countertops, stainless steel appliOpportunity! Private 2.3 acre ances, bonus room... Co-Exclusetting near “Bridge” and “Atsive Asking $1,350,000 lantic” golf courses. Comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath Main Westhampton WaterfrontHouse, pool, oversized garage 6 bedrooms, 5 full baths, 2 half with exceptional studio above. baths, state of the art kitchen, Exclusive $1,195,000 service area, heated gunite pool, 2 car garage and catwalk to Southampton - Easy Living floating dock all on two acres of New Listing! All-on-one-level property asking price ranch style comfort, vaulted ceil$3,299,000.00 Co-Exclusive. ing living room, brick fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, central air, Lewis & Nickles, Ltd. garage, awning deck, views. Real Estate Exclusive $799,000 Cutchogue, Southold 631-734-2100 631-765-3416 www.lewisandnickles.com North Fork/Baiting Hollow

Southampton - 4 bedrooms, 1 bath Ranch, separate garage apartment. New boiler & heating system, New baseboard, new windows, new siding, new flooring; sprinkler sys. Owner will consider financing. $595,000. Folio# 18271. Call Amy Unangst at 631-334-0552. Hampton Estates 631-723-2300 www.HamptonEstatesBroker.com

East Quogue: Waterfront. Stunning 1.1 acre waterfront property in private community. Charming 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom home with spacious skylit living room, glass enclosed dining room overlooking the water, office, den, washer/ drying, finished basement, heated pool, private dock, very private landscaped property. $1,999,000. Call Ralph Schiano at 516.398.7633. Owner is Licensed RE Salesperson. Hamptons Condos & Cottages Sales and rentals The Real Estate Shoppe Barbara 631-874-5400

Move Right In To This Mint Condition Vintage Home With All Architectural Details In Tact. One Block From Main Street And The Riverwalk This House Has Wrap Around Front Porch And Private Rear Garden. Zoned For Legal Two Family, One Family Or Office/Residential. Great Buy. Priced To Sell. Laurel 2 BR 1 BA cottage on Peconic Bay Blvd with access to Peconic Bay across the street. Includes a 2 BR 1 BA guest cottage with kitchenette. Half acre property within a lovely parklike setting. Tremendous potential here. Close to beaches and town. Reduced price at $499,000.

Southampton - Impeccably Fresh Offering! Lushly landscaped privacy, immaculate condition, formal living/dining, den, 2 fireplaces, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, central air, 2-car garage, awning patio, pool, gardens. Exclusive $1,895,000

Waterfront. Built 2003. 1.3 acres. 4 bedroom, 3 bath, Living Room, Dining Room, EIK, Den, Media Room. Wet bar. Gas fireplace. Heated IGP with waterfall. Professionally landscaped. Spectacular views of LI Sound. Low taxes. $1,650,000 Owner 631-930-6209

Homes

Phillips BEACH Realty (631)-288-2300 Westhampton Beach www.phillipsbeach.com East Quogue 1 Bedroom co-op oceanfront, fully furnished $400,000 IN#53293 Hampton Bays 4 bedroom Country Cape pool, central air, fireplace $560,000 IN#47841 Westhampton 4 bedroom traditional 1.1 acres $599,000 IN#53661 Westhampton Beach 4 bedroom, 2 bath pool, fireplace $639,000 IN#37992 Westhampton South-of-highway 4 bedroom, 3 bath heated pool, pond $795,000. IN#52316 Remsenburg 4 bedroom, 4 bath 2 out buildings, barn, on the water $1,395,000 IN#51626

Riverhead: Large 3 BR, 2 bath Cape. Huge MBR w/ full bath, hardwood floors, LR, DR, kitchen, sun room, full finished bsmnt, 1.5 car garage, fenced 1/4 acre. Asking $369,000. Owner Motivated! Nest Seekers R.E. www.nestseekers.com web# 14460. 631-645-4197

SAG HARBOR Our 3 bedroom home with full bath includes a den, full basement, fireplace, detached garage and “let us not forget” central air $600,000 broker (516)647-6700

Sag Harbor Village: Reduced! 3 BR, 2 bath, fpl, beach community, 1/4 acre. Asking $550,000. Katherine R. McCrosson Real Estate 631-725-3471

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 104 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Homes

Homes

Twin Pines Realty Wainscott 631-537-5370 twinpine@optonline.net

WATERFRONT

Westhampton Beach RE/Max First Hampton 631-288-2122

Wainscott - Pristine Post modern on 3 acres bordering reserve has 5100 sq. ft including separate entrance to complete guest apartment. Four zone HVAC, large rec. room, vaulted living room plus formal dining room and parlor. Excellent opportunity at this price point. Exclusive $2,275,000. Twin Pines Realty 631-537-5370

4 Baths, Beach, Pool,

Sag Harbor Waterfront! Deep water facing preserve. 631-875-1247 SOUTHAMPTON

3,000 Square Foot House on 1 Acre. Totally Renovated 4 bedrooms, 2 baths 800 square foot master suite Eat in kitchen with stainless steel appliances. 2 wood burning fireplaces. Room for pool and garage Borders on 180 acre reserve $699,000. Owner 516-770-8754 filons@aol.com

Wainscott South - New construction complete and ready for occupancy. 4 bedrooms, 4 1/2 baths, living, family and formal dining rooms. Heated gunite pool, close to ocean. Co Exclusive $2,995,000. Twin Pines Realty 631-537-5370

Ranger Estates - Nearing completion, 5 bedroom, 6 1/2 bath Southampton Shores. Walk to beautiful bay beach, association new Post Modern on large partennis courts, marina from this cel. Cul de sac with community 2-story home with double height tennis courts. Heated gunite living room, sunroom, 3 bedpool, full 10 ft double walkout rooms plus spacious loft, 2 new baths, eat in kitchen, hardwood basement. Still time to customize floors. Heated pool, mature land- all finishes and colors. EXCLUscaping, tall evergreens, rhododendrons. Great value. $850,000. SIVE $2,750,000. Twin Pines Realty 631-537-5370 631-525-9219.

Open Shinnecock Bay Amazing, 5 Bedrooms,

Private, $ 2,999,000 STAR HAMPTON.COM 631-288-5450 631-728-0263

WESTHAMPTON Motivated Seller, 5 bed, 4 bath, immaculate, fireplace, large family/ media room, summer kitchen, 3000 sq.ft., plus 1200 sq.ft., 1 bedroom, 1 bath cottage, with laundry and private yard. $849,000 Contact owner 631-996-4253

Westhampton Beach OCEAN CONDO OPEN HOUSE • SUNDAY, OCT. 7TH • 3PM - 5PM 4 Emerald Ct., Moriches $699,000 • THIS HOME OFFERS EVERYTHING! Pristine Post Modern with Every Upgrade! 4 BR’s, 3 full baths, EIK, DR, LR, Den, 4 Season’s room, Spectacular back yard, 3 Level Decking, IGP, Jacuzzi Tub, Professional Putting Green, Play Gym all included, CAC, IGS, Alarm, 2 Car Garage, Cul-de-sac, Acre. Great Curb Appeal! Debbie Metz, LSA, CBMDGL

Cell 631-767-4354

Lovely 2BR, 1.5 BA, condo on the Dunes, Pool, Tennis $865,000

Call Tamara STAR HAMPTON REALTY

631-379-7779

MODULAR & CUSTOM BUILT HOMES

Westhampton beach Oceanfront: 5 bedroom, 3baths Maintenance free, almost new $2M. Best buy on the Ocean! Owner 914-646-1587

Westhampton Beach

ADDITIONS ~ RENOVATION CUSTOM DESIGNING

QUIOGUE Price Reduced - $865,000 1920’s home totally redone, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, Hardwood floors, CAC, Radiant heat floors. This one has all the bells and whistles.

1691 Country RD 39 Suite E Southampton

ON MOONLIGHT BAY 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Open plan, Fireplace, Oversized deck with Gunite Pool, Completely Bulk headed with Docking for Boat. Sunsets to take your breath away. Exclusive. Contact Sarita or Richard Silver at 917-593-2918. Folio #3079. Asking $2,100,000

HOME FOR ALL SEASONS New and Fantastic. Great Remsenburg SOH location on 1 acre with 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, huge great room with cathedral ceilings, fireplace and chef's kitchen. Walls of glass open onto a private deck and pool area. Large 2nd floor living space ready for conversion to media room or an additional 2 bedrooms and bath. Exclusive. Contact Sarita or Richard Silver at 917-593-2918. Folio #13480. Asking $1,495,000. Owner Motivated. CALLING ALL INVESTORS A Great Opportunity. Westhampton with over 200 ft of frontage on Montauk Hwy. and just under 2 acres. Currently existing is a Night Club and single family residence. Minimum could be 3 lot sub-division or potential for up to 12 Townhouses. This property is centrally located, within minutes to the village of Westhampton Beach. Exclusive. Contact Sarita or Richard Silver at 917-593-2918. Folio #13555. Asking $1,799,000.

www.HamptonsSilverTeam.com

Call Tamara STAR HAMPTON REALTY

631-728-0263/ 631-379-7779

CONSTRUCTION LOAN 75% LAND LOAN. ALSO COMMERCIAL/ BRIDGE LOAN, JOINT VENTURE CONSIDERED NO RED TAPE. PRIVATE LENDER. CALL MR. C. 516-938-0022 ext 37

BEAUTY AND THE SEA Spectacular Sunset Bay Views, luxurious 4,000 sq. ft Home with 5 Bedrooms, 6 Baths, Chefs Kitchen, Open and airy with large Great Room, Dining and Family Area with Fireplace. Waterside heated Gunite Pool with Hot Tub. Exclusive Contact Sarita or Richard Silver at 917-593-2918. Folio #13038. Asking $3,350,000.

Check our web site for other available properties

FINANCING AVAILABLE YOUR PLANS OR OURS

631-283-1441

Westhampton Dunes "Investors" or anyone looking for a great value. Owner highly motivated, wants to hear any and all SUMMER, FALL, WINTER, offers for this 1 acre lot with SPRING Spectacular Remsendock and boat slip. 5 bedroom 3 burg property with gunite pool, bath beach house, can be renotennis court and outdoor kitchen. vated. Up for the challenge? This contemporary home has 4 Call Rosemary ALL SUFFOLK bedrooms, 4 baths, large eat-in REALTY 631-801-2505 kitchen and family room with wood burning fireplace. ExcluLand sive. Great Deal. Make an offer. Folio #13644. Asking $1,245,000. Contact Sarita or Richard 917-593-2918. A 100 % ON THE OCEAN Perfect Beach House! 5 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Open Floor Plan, Fireplace, Room for Pool with the Atlantic Ocean in your back yard. Contact Sarita Silver, 917-593-2918. Folio #12847. Asking $1,995,000.

Watermill Investor opportunity! 3 bedroom 2 bath home with pool on over 1.5 acres. In area of $3 M homes. As is, or approvals for large expansion. $1,195,000 631-726-2762

Homes

Westhampton Beach RE/Max First Hampton 631-288-2122

Cutchogue -17 acres 1 building lot Beautiful property among vineyards Existing renovated barn $1.6 M 631-734-2424

Land Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton, 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Southampton -Introducing vacant land opportunities! For a limited time, only 3 lots in Southampton Meadows are being offered at $625,000. Be the first to take advantage of this first and only offering in this price point! Call Angela Boyer-Stump 917-207-7777 Hampton Country Real Estate 19 Corwith Ave. Bridgehampton 631-537-2000 www.hamptoncountry.com Bridgehampton Waterfront - 1 acre, 150 ft. frontage, Build your dream home, permits in place & Priced to sell! $3,195,000. Folio# 3762. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204 Bridgehampton - 7.5 acres available, Build your own private estate with the works! A steal at $2,750,000. Folio# 3145 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Bridgehampton - 6 acre wooded lot in prime location, subdividable. Co-Exclusive. $3,200,000. Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204.

EAST HAMPTON

Wooded acre plus lot on quiet cul-de-sac in Wildflower Woods . Walk to bay and minutes to town and ocean beaches. Perfect for custom home and pool. Survey with building envelope available.

$575,000 914.391.7171

Sag Harbor - Last of it's kind! .25 acre building lot with permits in-hand. Build you dream home immediately. Exclusive $499,000. Folio# 3697 Call Hampton Country Real Estate at 631-537-2000. Southampton South in Shinnecock- Waterfront on Far Pond, land with permits, beautiful pond & ocean views. Exclusive Motivated Seller! $1,200,000. Folio# 3745 Call Joe Gaites at 631-537-2000 Ext. 204. Jean Carbone Real Estate, Inc. Quogue 631-653-4197 Jeancarbonerealestate.com Quogue - South of Quogue Street, _ of an acre in prime location, $1,395,000.00 MANORVILLE GEMS

EAST HAMPTON CLEARWATER BEACH 1/2 Acre with private beach and marina rights. Blueprints available for future home. $419,000 631-472-7374 East Hampton. Springs. 7/8 acre. Terms. 4% interest. $395,000. 631-907-6113.

Opposite Pine Hills Country Club Prime Wading River Road Building Lots. 4 acres. Zoned A-2 Residence $849,000 Call 201-886-8595 By Owners

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 105 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Land NORTHHAVEN Northaven Point 1.84 wooded acres Private community with Tennis, Pool, Trails and Beach rights. Waterviews of Genet Creek. Utilities at roadside, Board of Health Approval for 7000 sq ft. home.

Out Of Town John Mills Keller Williams Treasure Coast 772-263-3151 www.riverfrontheaven.com South Florida Stuart/ Palm City 1+ acre estate with 200' river/ beach front, multiple & protected dockage, very secluded area, close to amenities. $2,350,000.

$ 1.4 Mil Sand Castles Real Estate 631-689-1500

South Florida Stuart Luxury riverfront condo 1600+ s.f., Yacht Dockage, $100K in upgrades, million $ sunsets nightly, Ridge: 2 building lots, 1 acre, close fine dining & entertainnicely wooded $199,000. 2 acre, ment $525,000. $250,000. Island East Realty 631-369-3900 John Mills 772-263-3151 Shelter Island/ Hay Beach secwww.riverfrontheaven.com tion. Across the street from private beach, 1+ acre level wooded Florida, Inverness: Attention lot. $789,000. Construction per- snow birds, Nature Retreat. Buy, mits in hand. Bob (908)403-6046 or Rent by week, or month. Country home on 2.5 acres, 4 WATER MILL LAND 2.9 acre bedroom, 3 bath, large country lot, health permits, Build estate kitchen, Fireplace, Lanai, Ponds, size home plus pool, tennis. Gardens, Large Oaks. Call $1,195,000. Owner 631-334-8444 917-434-3939 WATER MILL, 1.1 acre scrub property Southampton TVR credits, Suffolk County waste water credits, tax map 900-98-2-018-017. $55,000. Financing available. 516-383-1598

Florida: Jacksonville Beach, Surfside Condo, Penthouse Suite Ocean and City Views $900,000.00. Call Gina Huth 904-992-0013

NY Dutchess County:

Metro Area Why Manhattan? 40 minutes to Grand Central along the Hudson. Fabulous year round views, pool, quiet cul-de-sac. 1 acre. 4 bedroom, 3 bath. Charming Village of Croton-on-Hudson. Move in condition! $1,195,000 914-271-4433 Roberta Lerner, Broker Houlihan Lawrence

North Fork Aquebogue. Manufactured homes. 55+ community. www.northforkmobilehomes.com

SOUTH JAMESPORT NEW CONSTRUCTION! 2 story, walk to beach. 4 bedrooms, oak floors, CAC, fireplace, deck,

One-of-a-kind charming Farm on 57 private picturesque acres. Stream, pond and gardens add beauty to the in-ground pool, field stone walls, patios, eleven room home, 4 bedrooms, 3 fireplaces. Gourmet kitchen becomes a family area with wrap-around windows overlooking lawns, fields. Property includes separate guesthouse, barn with two 13-foot doors, machine area and separate office. A 21-barrel winery with a 3,000 bottle rack room ready for fall production.

2.5 baths, full basement, living room, dining room, kitchen and family room. 4 car garage, loft. $595,000.

Out Of Town

Poconos

Out Of Town

South East Florida

Realtor Listings

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Westhampton Beach Ofice 148 Main Street, WHB NY 11978

Coldwell Banker Westhampton Beach Ofice

Boca Raton Through The 1/2 acre wooded lot in gated community

Palm Beaches *Exclusive Waterfront Estates *Luxury Condominiums

Clubhouse, tennis, pool, horseback riding/stable, skiing $20,000

516-528-1987

*Country Club & Gated Communities

Just Listed In Delray Beach 4 bedroom, 2.5 bath

Raptor's Perch. Stratton, Vermont. A private rustic mountain retreat for only 6 custom designed Vermont estate homes on 70 acres. 3 completed to date and 2 already sold. One ready to move in, 4,500 square foot timber frame, 5 star energy rated, 100% radiant heat, vaulted ceiling, 30' center fireplace, 5 bedrooms +, located 10 minutes to Stratton Sun Bowl and 15 minutes to Mt. Snow. www. deerfieldvalleyrealestate.com, 800-545-8449.

We work your hours! Dans’ Classifieds and Service Directory open: 7am-6pm Monday–Friday 9am-4pm Saturday, Sunday 631-283-1000

brand new lakefront single family home in gated community 3100+/ - total square foot residence. Stunning clubhouse featuring tennis, fitness

Canalfront ranch home Private Community home has EIK, living room, and Large family room with French doors leading to large deck overlooking Canal. 2 bedrooms and 1 bath on main floor. The garage is in the process of being converted to a 3rd bedroom and additional bath. New owner can finish or put back to garage. There is a full basement with 2 additional bedrooms, along with storage area and laundry room. $599,900Folio #70015 Beautifully landscaped expandable Bayfront 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath home. Large Great Room with EIK. Home has it own private dock with above ground pool. 15 minutes from Hampton beaches and across a private beach on Fire Island (Great Gun with Lifeguards). Can only get to by boat. Moriches Inlet minutes away for deep sea fishing. Home includes parcel next door. 1.8 Acre property. Folio #67916 Exclusive $1,249,000

center,resort-style pool, and unlimited activities and entertainment. $4499,900

Dawn Forgione Luxury Residential Realtor Lang Realty

Hampton Bays Beauty This 6 bedroom, 5 bath home has a lovely in ground pool with gazebo for mid swim breaks. Your guests and or family will find your home to have ample room for privacy and enjoyment. 1 acre, circular drive, full basement, skylights, huge kitchen, two story entrance, 2 zone central air conditioning and forced hot air heat, fireplace the list goes on. $1,100,000. Folio # 61459.

561 789-4844 www FromDawnTillDusk.Com Email: Dawn@ FromDawnTillDusk.com

MONTAUK BEACH COTTAGE WITH BEACH RIGHTS 2 Bedroom Beach Cottage with one full bath, living room and enclosed porch. Home is in walking distance to a private beach community, is on a dead end road and is across a nature preserve. Being sold as is. Won't Last at this price! F#71748 $599,000

Enjoy beautiful sunsets and watch the boats go by! Amazing views!! Immaculate condo on the bay offering gourmet kitchen with granite countertops, stainless steel appliance and all new tile floor. Three bedrooms with all new carpets, 2.5 baths. Master bedroom has new built in closet and master bath is all marble and includes a jacuzzi tub. Hunter Douglas custom blinds throughout. Newly painted and new wood floors. All this and also 5 tennis courts, pool, club house, gym and your own boat slip. A complete Gem!!F#70924 $1,395,000 East Quogue Ranch 1800 sq.ft. 3 Bedrooms, 2 New Bathrooms, fireplace, Family room w/great light overlooking 20x40 opened pool. Open floor plan Kitchen, Dining, Living rooms, hardwood floors, attached 2 garage. Vacant, immaculate and ready for occupancy. Great Investment for rental income.f#63391 REDUCED TO $699,900. Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton, NY 11968 shbroker@coldwellbanker hamptons.net TWO QUAINT COTTAGES On .46 acre both cottages are approximately 700 sq ft each. They each have 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom, Kitchen, Living room. One has a full basement and the other has a partial. TLC cottages, motivated seller, near Peconic bay F#70415 NEWLY RENOVATED NORTH SEA This 4 Bedroom 2 Bath is a great location close to all. Minutes to the Village!!! Beautifully Matured Landscaping. GREAT BUY!!! ALL FOR $599,000 Call Linda Kouzoujian 516-901-1034 PRIVACY! PRIVACY! PRIVACY! Three bedrooms upstairs with 2 baths, living room, kitchen. Three more beds in Finished Basement with 1 bath. On .70 acres. Great Location. Room for Expansion. Excellent Condition!!! All for $599,000 Call Linda Kouzoujian 516-901-1034

Siegmund Real Estate 91 Jobs Lane, Southampton, NY 11968 • 631-287-7707 E 30 US 9/ HO SUN EN & OP /29 -4 1 9 T. SA

QUOGUE OPPORTUNITY: Come on, how many homes listed at the million dollar mark can you move into without having to consider expensive repairs? In this mint condition, slant-roof Contemporary you have a new roof, pool heater, UV tempered skylights, alarm system w/motion detectors, interior and exterior paint, and re-stained wood floors. Privacy abounds as you walk the beautifully landscaped .80 acre property with its large wood deck, heated pool, outdoor shower and hot-tub. You have 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, eat-in kitchen, vaulted ceilings, French doors, a full, finished lower level, 1-car attached garage, wood-burning fireplace and 2 Plasma TV’s w/in-wall surround sound. Simply stated, you have an opportunity to own in Quogue at a great price.

FABULOUS REMSENBURG…GREAT NEW PRICE! Perched majestically on 1 landscaped acre, this

Exclusive $1,050,000. Listing#1977212. Contact Bob Tomich 631-287-7707 or cell #516-901-7228. Email: broker@siegmundrealty.com

Exclusive $1,995,000. Contact Bob Tomich 516-901-7228 or 631-287-7707.

beautiful 5-bedroom, 4.5 bath traditional home offers privacy and proximity to all. Features include: large gourmet eat-in-kitchen w/Carrarra marble countertops and 8’stone center island, a slate & grass patio, heated pool, outdoor shower, living room w/fireplace, French doors and pocket doors, a large, wrap-around covered porch (perfect for summer entertaining) and a two-car detached garage with wonderful raw space above…just perfect for guests quarters!

On a 25-mile bike trail near TSP, Metro North, Stewart Airport, 1-3/4 Hours from NYC. Motivated Seller 914-475-8821 845-462-6888

Owner (631)929-8229 (631)560-1194

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 106 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings

Realtor Listings

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties Southampton, NY 11968 shbroker@coldwellbanker hamptons.net

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properies East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 544 Montauk Highway www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properties East Hampton 631-324-7850 www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com

SHINNECOCK HILLS SOUTH This 2500 sq.ft 4 Bedroom 3 Bath, New Construction, nestled on .40 Acres, 2 car garage with loft. Plus ROOM FOR POOLl!!! $975,000 Call Linda Kouzoujian 516-901-1034

SOUTH OF THE HIGHWAY, HAMPTON BAYS Spacious 3 bedroom, 2 bath Post Modern. Features living room with fireplace, dining area, full finished basement, attached 1 car garage and hard wood floors. $595,000 Exclusive# 72193

Multi-Million Dollar Views lazy point water, included fully renovated 2 bedroom cottage. $1,495,000 our F#68168

EAST QUOGUE FARM HOUSE Unique home featuring master bedroom with bath plus 2 guest rooms, 1.5 baths, living room, eat-in-kitchen / dining area, laundry room, beautifully landscaped, heated inground pool, hot tub, 2 car garage / workshop. $775,000 Exclusive# 65682

Southampton .60 acre, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, living room, kitchen, 2-car garage. Exclusive $625K WEB# EH Horse Country, 4 plus bedrooms 49383 Karen Flynn 631.204.2629 3 baths with space for a 5th bedroom, library or family room. Amenities in- Country Living Post modern, 5 bedroom, 3 bath, 3,500 sq. ft., porch, 1.8 clude a sun porch with Jacuzzi and acre, pool, tennis permit, trails. Exinclude a separate 3 stall garage for clusive $2.295M WEB#46999 horses and a tack room. A short ride Karen Flynn 631.204.2629 to Gardiner's bay and 3 mile harbor

BEAUTIFUL SHINNECOCK HILLS Four Bedrooms including Master suite, tumbled marble shower with Jacuzzi tub, dressing room 2.5 baths, 2 pool .Cherry kitchen, granite counters , tumbled marble backsplash. Wet bar, stone fireplace. Crown moldings though-out. Double French doors, brick patio pool area. Folio #70629 WALK TO THE BEACH Three bedroom and 2.5 bath contemporary with water views and fabulous sunsets. There is an excellent kitchen and great room .Landscaped with heated pool. This is an excellent rental property and is a great investment or personal getaway. Folio #3427 Coldwell Banker Prestigious Properies East Quogue Office 631-653-3535 544 Montauk Highway www.coldwellbankerhamptons.com NEW CONSTRUCTION, HAMPTON BAYS Located south of the highway with 4 bedrooms,3 baths, master suite with jacuzzi and walk in closet, CAC, central vac, hard wood floors, ceramic tile baths, spacious dining room, living area with a wood burning fireplace, granite counter tops, stainless steel appliances, full basement with separate entrance and an detached two car garage, situated on .75 acres. Great Opportunity !!!! $749,000 Exclusive# 72170

BEAUTIFUL PROPERTY IN SOUTHAMPTON PINES Located in East Quogue this lovely home features 4 bedrooms, 3 full baths, hall that leads to master bedroom, formal dinning room, kitchen with breakfast room, living room, great room, 2 car garage, full basement, back of house has 20x40 heated pool & beautiful landscape. $1,195,000 Exclusive# 72155 RARE WATERFRONT FIND, FLANDERS Amazing 270 degree waterviews. Paradise for water sports of all kinds. Romantic sweeping sunsets from this pristine turn key getaway. Gourmet kitchen, dining room, living room, HW floors, CAC, stone patio, detached garage, lovely back yard & more.... A must see! $1,250,000 Exclusive# 71321

East Hampton Village 2 Family Residence, Two Bedroom apts. Located close to public transportation. $1,100,000 Ext. 21

beaches. This home is situated on a builders acre with room for a pool.$1,300,000 folio #70101 EH Truly exquisite light filled home with great open space. 10 ft. ceilings in living room w/ fireplace. Large kitchen w/ formal dining area. Built in 2004 like New! Master bedroom ensuite with two large guest bedrooms and 2nd bath. Beautifully landscaped. Irrigation system. Central air. Move into this special home. Exclusive $689,000. Folio #70638

Just minutes to East Hampton Village is this beautiful Post Modern home on 1.55 acres. There are two master suites, two guest bedrooms and three baths. A gracious living room with a double sided fireplace to LOCATION IS EVERYTHING!! the dining room and a gourmet Quogue Village. South of Quogue kitchen. All amenities, including street this traditional sits on 1 acre ofCAC, 2 space attached garage and a fering 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, gourmet kitchen with granite countertops, for- heated pool in the very private backmal dining room, family room, office yard. Great house for entertaining with a very large patio deck overlookand sunroom, beautiful cedar deck, ing the pool. $1,925,000 our F#70825 pool and mature landscaping. $2,890,000 Exclusive# 67831 Corcoran Amagansett Office 140 Main Street

Realtor Listings

Southampton Offices 30 Nugent Street/88 Main Street

East Hampton Gem 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, pool. Exclusive $835K WEB# 51084 Jackie Dunphy 631.907.1484, Susan Ryan 631.907.1482

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street, East Hampton 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com

Main Street, Montauk Commercial building, pancake house, barber shop & 3/2 apt. Great rental income. Exclusive $2.35M WEB# 9854 Elise Prado 516.527.0043

Best Deal In Town. Hilltop contemporary just a short walk to the water and with water views from many rooms. 4 bedrooms and a den plus heated pool and garage. Large 3/4 acre property. Exclusive. Ann Rasmussen. New Price. $699,000. Internet # 49634.

Tiana Bay Beach Area 4 bedroom, 2 bath home, living room, eat-in kitchen, 2/3 of an acre. Exclusive $635K WEB# 53045Emily J. Demone 631.204.2631 Lake Area Hideway 4 bedrooms, 2 baths, deeded lake access. New kitchen. Exclusive $749K WEB# 51163 Emily J. Demone 631.204.2631

New Prime-Pool and Tennis 6 bedroom, top-of-line eat-in kitchen, dining room, living room, den, over 5,000 sq. ft. beauty. Exceptional $2.795M WEB# 54101 Judi Krauss 631.204.2615 Southampton Village 2-family with 2 bedroom, 1 bath apt perfect for rental. Exclusive $895K WEB# 48777 Mary Slattery 631.702.9263 Best Value For Your Money 1acre, 2,300 sq. ft. home, 2-car garage, full basment. Exclusive $750K WEB# 48728 Eunice Szentgyorgyi 631.204.2635 Dramatic Contemporary 3.6 acres, 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, chef's kitchen, pool, spa, 4,400 sq. ft. Exclusive $1.995M WEB# 51585 Bonnie Weir 631.204.2623 Sag Harbor Offices 96 Main Street/Madison@Main Money Maker 4 unit co-op building in heart of Sag Village. Co-Exclusive $1.845M WEB# 52433 Clare Tenkarian 631.725.4124 Bridgehampton Offices 1936 Montauk Hwy, 2405 Main St

East Hampton Beauty Year-old turnkey 5 bedroom, 5 bath, gunite pool, garage, 1 acre. Exclusive $2.25M WEB# 54378 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417 Land-Barnes Landing Desirable street, near bay. No special permits needed. Exclusive $505K WEB# 4431 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420 Rare Land Opportunity In Barnes Landing Incredible hilltop parcel, shy 2 acre. Seconds to Bay. Exclusive $975K WEB# 3253 Suzanne Rose 631.267.7420

Great Investment Bayfront 14 cottages, 8 efficiencies, 3 bedroom home, pool, bulkhead, parking. Co-Exclusive $3.25M WEB# 9771 Rich Dec 631.537.4168 Country Cabin Newly done, 4 bedroom, 3 baths sited on 1.4 acres. Exclusive $1.6M WEB# 54125 Renee Despins 631.537.4134, cell 917.439.3404 Easthampton Offices 20 Main St, 78 Main St, 51 Main St Amagansett Cottage Elegant 4 bedroom traditional in the center of village. Co-Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 47649 Dennis Avedon 631.907.1458

Out Of Town

Seconds to Town Renovaed 4 bedroom with pool. Exclusive $2.45M WEB# 43051 Meg Salem 631.324.3900 ext.217, Ken Meyer 631.907.1471 Close to Town Renovated, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, pool, cabana. Exclusive $1.15M WEB# 51272 Meg Salem 917.545.3893 Montauk Office 725 Montauk Hwy. Culloden Point Vacant Land 1.20 acre property is one of a kind. Exclusive $2.995K WEB# 4739 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 Waterview Lake Montauk 4 bedroom, 2 full + 2 half bath, pool, fireplace, central air. Co-Exclusive $1.495M WEB# 48515 Linda Mallinson 631.899.0420 New Oceanview Cottage .2 mile to ocean and town with 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths. Exclusive $1.65M WEB# 48007 Helen Stubbmann 631.899.0412 Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street, East Hampton 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com Spacious and Private. Comfy, cozy 3 bedroom, 2 bath contemporary saltbox on half an acre on family friendly East Hampton Street. Pool with brick surround, oversized 2 car garage, central a/c, fireplace, full basement and deck. Great value at $775,000. Exclusive. JR Kuneth. Internet #43793

Welcome To East Hampton Village. Perfect spot for a professional office. Located at the entrance to East Hampton Village in a prominent spot. Nicely shaped 4 bedroom house with period details. Needs some TLC. New Exclusive. David Zazula. $825,000. Internet # 49771. Pristine And Private Beach House. Spacious 4 bedroom, 3 bath home with lovely grounds. Very private location in the Northwest on 2/3 acre. Big pool and kids play equipment in open sunny back yard. Co-Exclusive. Nick Epstein. $1,195,000. Internet #52354 Do You Have The "Vision Thing"? Sweet cottage in lovely Northwest neighborhood on half an acre. Walk down to the water. Vaulted living room with fireplace and wide plank floors, three bedrooms, and 1.5 baths. Exclusive. Ed Brody. New Price of $649,000 In The Best Of Company. Skip down to Three Mile Harbor from this 4 Bedroom saltbox with full basement in prime neighborhood. Cathedral ceiling in living room, dining area. Freshly painted with hardwood floors throughout. Room for pool. Abuts 7 acres of town land. Co-Exclusive. Ed Brody. $865,000. Total Beach and Ocean Experience. Prime location in Amagansett Dunes, across the street from the Ocean with protected views of the Ocean. 4 bedrooms, fireplace, central a/c, large deck, and room for a pool. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. Reduced to $3,100,000. Internet # 54039

Family Compound. Located on .64 of an acre on the edge of East Hampton Village with gorgeous westerly views of protected 16 acre farm. Legal c of o for 3 structures including farmhouse with two bedrooms and one bath and two cottages each with a bedroom and a bathroom. New Exclusive. Jennifer Linick. $1,495,000.

Exciting New Village Listing. Elegant residence with barn style accents in walking distance to Village shops. Gunite pool, 3 en suite bedrooms, professional kitchen, den. All in perfect condition, and horsefarm views to boot. New Co-Exclusive. Carol David. $1,750,000.

Big Bang For Your Buck. 3 bedroom, 2 bath saltbox charmer on lush 1/2 acre. This home features professionally designed landscaping, complete with heated swimming pool,, decking, brick patio, open living space, full basement, and garage. Exclusive. David Zazula. New Price of $660,000. Internet # 47157.

Make Yourself At Home. Lovely gardens surround this solid four bedroom home near Three Mile Harbor sunsets. 20 x 40 heated pool, pool house with changing rooms, bathroom, and outdoor shower. Plus a finished basement with fireplace. New Exclusive. Roseanne Lebwith. $775,000

Out Of Town

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 107 www.danshamptons.com

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Realtor Listings

Realtor Listings

Devlin McNiff Real Estate 3 North Main Street, East Hampton 631 324-6100 www.devlinmcniff.com

Prudential Douglas Elliman

Westhampton - $849,999 Sprawling ranch on a beutiful landscaped acre with room for a pool. Grand foyer entrance that leads to a large living room,formal dining,gourmet kitchen with top of the line appliances,large master bedroom with two additional bedrroms,full basement and two car garage make this a must see. Will not last. Folio 60892. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE 516-818-4904/631-219-2771

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE Bridgehampton Office, 631-527-3200

BEST VALUE STARTER HOME Perfect starter home on a great street. The home is in good condition with 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms, and there is room for expansion and a pool. This is a great piece of property and is within walking distance to the bay beaches. Low taxes. A wonderful opportunity in a wonderful neighborhood! Just reduced. IN# 52888. Exclusive, $575,000.

On The Harbor East Hampton waterfront property with floating dock, water side pool and detached garage.The home has 4 bedrooms, including master on 1st floor, 3 baths, fireplace and large living room with great views all sitting on 1.1 acres. Web#54564 Exclusive. $2,350,000 . 631-527-3200

New Northwest Beauty. 4 Bedroom, 4.5 bath, custom home on a quiet street only minutes to East Hampton Village. Professional kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite tops, formal dining room, double height foyer with eyebrow window, and slate mud-room, 2nd floor laundry and 2 car garage with bonus room above. Pool permit in place. New Exclusive. Deborah Hallisey. $1,700,000. Prudential Douglas Elliman 70 Jobs Lane, Southampton 631.283.4343 f: 631 287.4687 SOUTHAMPTON LAND OPPORTUNITY. Private and wooded 1.3 acre retreat only minutes from Southampton village, ocean, ponds and bays. Room for 5 bedroom house, pool, cabana and generous gardens. $598,000 Folio 344701 Contact: Thomas Knight. o) 631.283.4343, X220, c) 917.468.1889

Contemporary with Country Charm * Hampton Bays * $629,000 This wonderful contemporary features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, open and airy kitchen, living room with cathedral ceilings, fireplace, deck, in ground pool, detached garage with many possibilities, mature landscaping and very well maintained home. Exclusive. #58587 Special Location * Hampton Bays * $549,000 This immaculate ranchstyle home is situated on a lovely .60 acre site. Nicely landscaped within a mile from ocean beach. It is in a private homeowners association. Outfitted with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, fireplace, CAC. Deck for outdoor dining and relaxation. Superb neighborhood. Exclusive. #61541 Prudential Douglas Elliman RE Westhampton Beach Office 631-288-6244

Westhampton Beach - $3,295,000 Situated in Westhampton Beach Village, on a spectacular .60-acre lot with 80 feet of ocean frontage, this ultra-clean 4-bedroom, 4 ¿-bath vacaPrudential Douglas Elliman tion home is located on some of the Hampton Bays Office Village's widest, jetty-protected 631.723.2721 dunes. This lovely beach house feahttp://www.prudentialelliman.com tures a two-story great room with stunning ocean views, expansive Small Bungalow on Compact Lot * East Quogue * $250,000 Great oppor- beachfront decking with 8-person whirlpool, private beach walk and tunity to own a small year round 2-car garage. All four bedrooms, each home or weekend bungalow with eat-in-kitchen, living room, bedroom, with a personal bath and their own bath and extra small living or storage private bay view decks, offer plenty of closet space. Fully air conditioned. area. Ready for your TLC. Low Moor your boat with your deeded taxes. East Quogue School. Excluright of way to the bay. Folio 59407. sive. 62779 Westhampton Beach Office Ranch * Hampton Bays * $539,000 (631)288-6244 Lovely ranch, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Westhampton Dunes – $1,599,000.00 eat-in-kitchen, dining room, CAC, garage, basement, deck, sprinkler sys- Enjoy the summers on the beach. This contemporary offers the perfect tem and more. Exclusive. #60968 getaway with 4 bedrooms and 2 bath. Beach House * Flanders * $789,000 Enjoy the beautiful sunsets overlookThis home offers spectacular Peconic ing the open bay views. Large great room with fireplace. The extensive views, 100 ft. canal front with protected boat slip, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, decking is great for entertaining. This and living room with fireplace. Mas- beach home is priced right and wont ter suite with balcony and a view, en- last. Time is of the essence. Folio 14444. Westhampton Beach Office closed porch with wonderful water (631)288-6244 view. Exclusive. #55747

SEALED D BID D SALE 9.011 Acress + Manor House

East Quogue - $1,299,000 Great design and great appointments in this outstanding 4/5 Bedroom, 5 bath Victorian style home slated to be completed spring 2008.Construction to begin shortly. Features include turret-shaped formal living room with same shaped master bath jacuzzi above on second floor, dramatic two story foyer, formal dining room, open eat-in kitchen with granite countertops facing family room with wood-burning fireplace, and an enormous great room. Owner/builder willing to customize for buyer's specifications if purchased early. A terrific price to buy a customized new home in the mulit-million dollar community of Southampton Pines! Folio 63331. Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244

Westhampton - $1,425,000 Sited on a wooded acre, this dramatic ight-filled 5 bedroom contemporary is close to the village and ocean beaches. The gracious entry opens to the living room with soaring ceilings, skylights and fireplace. The new kitchen and wet bar are easily accessible for both indoor and outdoor entertaining through new sliding doors. The main floor master is spacious and serene, with floor to ceiling windows, opens on to the expansive deck. The outside tiled entertainment area with awning and wet bar serves the 20x40 heated pool and har-tru tennis court beyond. This mint condition residence also includes an outside shower/dressing room, separate garage with loft and adjacent storage shed. Folio 56340 Westhampton Beach Office (631)288-6244 TOWN AND COUNTRY RE THE STOECKER TEAM Bill Stoecker & Jen Wilson 631-324-8080 ext.20/ext.43 516-818-4904/631-219-2771

BEST VALUE TURNKEY HOME This fully furnished home offers the convenience of moving right in. Sale includes all furnishings and entertainment equipment for turn key access. This home offers 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, living room, dining room and full kitchen. Enjoy winding down the day poolside, relaxing in the hot tub or enjoying the sunset within short walking distance to your private beach and marina. Pristine landscaping finishes off this home.IN#52488, Exclusive $895,000.

BEST VALUE WATERFRONT Newly renovated and featuring three stories of living area, including a BILL AND JEN'S PICKS ground floor master with en-suite BEST VALUE EH VILLAGE bath, top floor master with en-suite Hampton Bays - $395,000 JUST EDGE One story home is located bath, guest bedroom and bath, open LISTED - Spend your time in the within walking distance of the vilplan living room, gourmet kitchen Hamptons at this resort-like condolage. Great potential. Needs updating and dining area. Views of the water minium complex with over 425 feet but terrific location. The home feature from nearly every window, and priof newly bulkheaded frontage directly three bedrooms, kitchen and living vate beach access and marina rights. room. Room for expansion. Short on the water's edge of Shinnecock The home has a full basement with a walk to shops and restaurants of the Bay in Hampton Bays. Close to the boat door for easy storage, and a carvillage. Bike to ocean. Excellent hustle and bustle of everything port for ease to and from the house. value and wont last. Just reduced. Hampton Bays has to offer... great This is a truely special home and one IN#51178, Exclusive $575,000. restaurants, pubs, marinas and the of the most special places in East white sugar sand beaches of the AtHampton. IN# 53087, Exclusive BEST VALUE SPRINGS This 1,800 $1,495,000. lantic Ocean are just minutes away. square foot home sits on a beautiful This newly listed property is a 2 bedhalf acre with gorgeous large old room, 2 full bath upper unit, single TOWN AND COUNTRY RE trees and pretty landscaping. This level apartment, featuring 910 sq. ft. Bridgehampton Office, 631-527-3200 house features 3 bedrooms and 2 full of living space with beachy, Hampbaths, large kitchen, family room, full Sag Harbor Waterfront Permits in tons designer touches throughout. basement, two car garage and room Common features include a large, hand .to build a new home and pool for a pool. Located on a quiet bayside, in-ground swimming pool on this half acre waterfront property cul-de-sac. IN# 53909 Exclusive, with adjoining clubhouse, community with dock. A comfortable 3-bed$665,000. room and fully equipped, room, 2-bath traditional that has been second-story exercise room with full lightly renovated is still very usable. weight and cardio areas that were reThe dock, with 4 foot draft at low Service Directory cently renovated. Folio 63211 tide, is ready for boating fun. Deadline Westhampton Beach Office Web#50853 CO-EXCLUSIVE. 5pm Wednesday (631)288-6244 $1,675,000. 631-527-3200

POSPISIL REAL ESTATE

TOWN AND COUNTRY RE East Hampton Office 631-324-808 WHAT CAN YOU GET IN THE EAST HAMPTON FOR UNDER $1.5M? Your own 3,000 sq. ft. 5 bedroom home with resort feel. Watch boats go by in the marina from your private poolside bar. Spacious airy great room/dining, 2 fireplaces, media room/gym with wet bar and hot tub. Web#54716 Exclusive. Priced for immediate sale at $1,495,000 Beth Troy 631-324-8080 ext. 12 or 631-682-8401 Mint Condition Charming cedar contemporary nestled on .25 acres. Great room includes kitchenand dining areas with cathedral ceiling and woodstove. Two bedrooms and vaulted loft. Multi tiered 1,100 sq. ft. deck with hot tub. Room to expand or add on to this already perfect get away home as well as room for a pool. Web#54466 Exclusive. $570,000 Pat MacArthur 631-324-8080ext 25 or 631-645-6556 Great Location, Great Potential Charming 3 bedroom 2 bath cottage. Living room with fireplace, formal dining room, open kitchen, screened breezeway and garage. Large loft upstairs could be artist's studio or grand master. All surrounded by mature gardens. Walk to beach and private marina. Web# 54461 Exclusive $650,000 Victoria VanVlaanderen 631-324-8080 ext39or 516-840-3836

Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

BEST DEAL IN BRIDGEHAMPTON

REALTOR ©

287 South Country Road Town of Brookhaven, Brookhaven Hamlet, Suffolk County, NY 11713

SALE DATE: OCTOBER 14, 2007 Openn Housee Dates: Sunday, Sept 30, 2007 – 2-4PM Sunday, Oct 7, 2007 2-4PM Saturday, Oct 13 2007 2-4PM Sunday, Oct 14 2007 12AM-2 PM Bids Open Sunday Oct 14, 2007 3PM For Additional Information and to Download Bid Documents go to: www.cjpagano.com/BidDocs C.J.. Pagano o & Sons,, Inc 914-939-1123

GOLF COURSE AREA FEATURES....

RECENTLY REDUCED

MOTIVATED SELLERS

Cedar Shingle Ranch nestled on beautiful half acre with mature landscaping. Three bedrooms, one and one half baths, Living room with fireplace and skylight. Hardwood floors, full basement, oil heat. Deck off dining area leads to a lovely and private backyard. Great potential opportunities with a lot of charm and priced accordingly.

Custom home, close to village and ocean with a view of the only pond with a covered bridge in the Hamptons. Plenty of solidly constructed open living space throughout, downstairs master suite, additional bedrooms upstairs with space and plumbing to make a second master. Room for pool, 2 fireplaces, 2 car garage and surrounded by 7 acres of reserve in very peaceful and bucolic homeowners association convenient to all.

EXCLUSIVELY OURS, $679,000.

$1,695,000

IN# 51815 3 The Plaza * Montauk (631) 668-5200 www.pospisilre.com FAX (631) 668-4066

OPEN LISTING - CALL YOUR FAVORITE BROKER tell them you want to see the prettiest house for sale on Edgewoods Avenue in Bridgehampton

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-283-1000 M-F 7-6 or Sat & Sun 9-4 www.danshamptons.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 108 www.danshamptons.com

EAST QUOGUE SPECTACULAR WATERFRONT! $1,199,990

Find Out Why So Many Families Place Their Trust In Us. At Intelli-Tec Security Services, we raise the bar and hold ourselves to the highest standards with every project we do. From top quality components to customized designs, unmatched professional installations and unparalleled client service you will receive our commitment to excellence every day.

One Of A Kind Bayfront Home. Panoramic Waterviews, Spacious 4 Bdr. 2 1/2 Bath Ranch, Possible To Expand, Marine Bulkhead, Private Community Shinnecock Shores

Delivering on our promises.

Howard Kotliar (631)360-2900 cell: 631-603-7290 Hough & Guidice Realty SOUTHOLD OFFICE Route 25, Main Road PO Box 877 Southold, NY 11971 (631) 765- 3416 (631) 765- 4096 Fax southold@lewisandnickles.com

CUTCHOGUE OFFICE Route 25, Main Road Cutchogue, NY 11935 (631) 734-2100 (631) 734-2131 Fax cutchogue@lewisandnickles.com

Laurel 2 BR 1 BA cottage on Peconic Bay Blvd with access to Peconic Bay across the street. Includes a 2 BR 1 BA guest cottage with kitchenette. Half acre property within a lovely parklike setting. Tremendous potential here. Close to beaches and town. Reduced price at $499,000. Riverhead move Right In To This Mint Condition Vintage Home With All Architectural Details In Tact. One Block From Main Street And The Riverwalk This House Has Wrap Around Front Porch And Private Rear Garden. Zoned For Legal Two Family, One Family Or Office/Residential. Great Buy. Priced To Sell.

Laurel Bayfront Do You Want Beach? You Got It Here. Like New House, Move In...Private Community, 4 BR and 2.5 BA, 1.5 car garage, 2 decks, views from all major windows. Moor Your Boat In Front Of Your House. Owner Motivated $1,699,000

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 109 www.danshamptons.com

ST. JAMES

MANICURED PROPERTY

SMITHTOWN

NEW CONSTRUCTION

ST. JAMES Single Family, 8 room. Contemporary, 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths. Oil, Hot Air heating, Cac. Central Vac., full finished Basement. Smithtown School District #1 Lot Size: .50 LIST PRICE: $950,000 • ML# 1991410

SMITHTOWN Single Family, 9 room. Contemporary, 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths. Oil, Hot Air heating, Cac. Full Basement, 9ft ceilings with outside entrance. Smithtown School District #1. Lot Size: 80'X115'. ASKING PRICE: $659,000 • ML# 1856006

RONKONKOMA

BAITING HOLLOW

ABOVE GROUND POOL

RONKONKOMA Single Family, 8 rooms. Contemporary, 4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths.Oil, Hot Water heating, Cac. Sachem School District #5 Lot Size: 94 X 101. ASKING PRICE: $439,000 • ML# 1955495

WATERVIEW CONDOS

BAITING HOLLOW 5 room, Condo. 2 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths. Gas, Hot Air heating, Cac. Riverhead School District #2. Waterview property. ASKING PRICE: $359,000 • ML# 1963105

Contact Frank Zamarelli 631-724-8500 ext. 48 Cell: 516-972-8115

zfrankjzamarelli@aol.com www.frank-zamarelli.com

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 110 www.danshamptons.com

AMAGANSETT, NORTHWEST, DUNES. WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL.

Open House. Saturday, September 29th, 1 to 3pm 38 Bay View Avenue, East Hampton Classic “Beach House” in near NW on .63 acres with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths including spacious master suite. Light, bright living room, large pool and low maintenance grounds. Co-Exclusive. Nick Epstein. $1,195,000. Dir: Stephen Hands Path or Cedar St. to Old Northwest to Midland Highway to Bay View to #38

Open House. Saturday, September 29th, 1 to 3pm 41 Deep Woods Lane, Amagansett Spectacular 5,000 s.f. residence on 1. 9 acres in the Bell Estate. Easy access to Bay beach and Amagansett Village. Full scale artist's studio, cherry paneled library, 6 bedrooms, heated pool Co-Exclusive. Jack Kelleher. $2,595,000. Directions: gunite poo. Abrahams Landing Rd to Fresh Pond to Deep Woods Ln.

Open House. Sunday, September 30th, 1 to 3pm 85 Hampton Lane, Amagansett Dunes Prime location in Amagansett Dunes, across the street from the Ocean and with protected ocean views. 4 bedrooms, fireplace, central a/c, large deck, and room for a pool. New Exclusive. JR Kuneth. $3,100,000. Dir: Montauk Hwy to Hampton Lane to Corner of Marine and Hampton.

Open House. Sunday, September 30th, 11am to 1pm 41 Squaw Road, East Hampton In perfect condition with sunset water views and 20x40 heated pool. 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fireplace, new gourmet kitchen, spacious second floor deck. Large 7/10 acre property with extensive landscaping to insure privacy. Exclusive. Carol David or JR Kuneth. $1,225,000. Dir: 3 Mile Harbor Rd to Squaw Rd.

DEVLIN

McNIFF

REAL

E STAT E

3 NORTH MAIN STREET E A S T H A M P T O N,

NEW YORK 11937

T E L E P H O N E 6 3 1. 3 2 4 - 6 1 0 0 W W W. D E V L I N M C N I F F. C O M

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 111 www.danshamptons.com

Open Houses This Weekend

J8K% 0&)0# JLE% 0&*' 01*'$((1*'8D 0*- :F99 IF8; N<JK% NXk\i D`cc% E\n ZcXjj`Z kiX[`k`feXc% E\Xicp -#+'' jh% ]k% f] cloli`flj c`mè^% , Y\[iffdj# . YXk_iffdj# îXe[ \ek\ikXèè^ jgXZ\j# - Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\j# (%0 XZi\j n`k_ gffc# [fZb# iffd ]fi k\ee`j% :f$<oZclj`m\ /%,D N<9 +))/' K`d ;Xm`j -*(%)/*%.*'' \ok% )((

J8K% 0&)0 ()$)GD% /'0 <;>< F= NFF;J IF8;% NXk\i D`cc% I\efmXk\[ + Y\[iffd# * YXk_% (%+ XZi\j% =ì\gcXZ\# e\n b`kZ_\e# [èè^ iffd# èk\ie\k cf]k# gffc g\id`k# XZZ\jjfip Yl`c[è^% <oZclj`m\ (%+,D N<9 ,+(), I\e\\ ;\jgèj -*(%,*.%+(*+# Z\cc 0(.%+*0%*+'+

JLE% 0&*' (($()1*'GD% ). N@C;NFF; IF8;% JX^ ?XiYfi% I\efmXk\[ * Y\[iffd# ) YXk_# fm\icffbj k_\ Y\Xlk`]lc ]XìnXpj f] EfpXZ >fc] :clY% ;\\[\[ nXk\i i`^_kj% ?Xdgkfej c`mè^ Xk Xe X]]fi[XYc\ gi`Z\% :f$<oZclj`m\ .00B N<9 ,*.'KiXZ` IfYèjfe -*(%.),%++(*

J8K% 0&)0 ($*GD% ).-' ;<<I=@<C; IF8;% JX^ ?XiYfi% Fe ) XZi\j# iffd ]fi k\ee`j% ( c\m\c _fd\ n`k_ nXccj f] ^cXjj fg\e`e^ kf X Zfm\i\[ [\Zb Yp k_\ gffc% ?l^\ ^i\Xk iffd n`k_ jkfe\ Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\% * Y\[iffdj# *%, YXk_j# [\e% <oZclj`m\ (%-0,D N<9 ,))'* 8ee\ M% Fikfe -*(%)'+%)-(0

J8K% 0&)0 ((8D$(GD% 0' 9@J?FGJ C8E<% Jflk_Xdgkfe% :fek\dgfiXip# cXe[jZXg\[ j_p %, XZi\% + Y\[iffdj# *%, YXk_j% Fg\e ZXk_\[iXc c`mè^ iffd# [èè^ iffd Xe[ b`kZ_\e% Jbpc`^_kj# Y\Xlk`]lc îfle[j# gffc% <oZclj`m\ (%,0,D N<9 ,*-'. <c`j\ ;fl^cXj -*(%)'+%)-*+ :i`jkèX DXkfj -*(%)'.%)-(/

J8K% 0&)0 ((8D$(GD% (,' N<JK E<:B IF8;% Jflk_Xdgkfe% K_`j jkfipYffb _fd\ j`kj fe ( XZi\% Cfkj f] c`^_k# gffc# + cXi^\ Y\[iffdj# , jkXi b`kZ_\e# *%, YXk_j# \Xk$è b`kZ_\e #c`mè^ iffd n`k_ ZXk_\[iXc Z\`cè^j Xe[ X Zfqp Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\% <oZclj`m\ (%,), N<9 +0/-- :cXl[`X ?lek -*(%**+%,)(' DXiZ\ccX FÃ&#x2039;:XccX^_Xe ,(-%-,'%(-('

JLE% 0&*' ()$*GD% (/ :F99C<=@<C; C8E<% Jflk_Xdgkfe M`ccX^\% K_`j i\j`[\eZ\ `j cfZXk\[ n`k_`e X gi`mXk\ Zfdgfle[% =`ijk Ã&#x2022;ffi dXjk\i jl`k\# c`YiXip# d\[`X iffd# *&+ ^l\jk Y\[iffdj# * Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\j# )$ZXi ^XiX^\# Y\Xlk`]lc gi`mXk\ gffc Xe[ Zfddle`kp k\ee`j% <oZclj`m\ )%0., N<9 ,'))* K`d ;Xm`j -*(%)/*%.*'' \ok )((

J8K% 0&)0 ($*GD% (/' JFLE; 8M<% G\Zfe`Z% N`[\ nXk\im`\nj Xe[ jlej\kj ]ifd \m\ip iffd% K_`j lg[Xk\[ (0)'Ã&#x2039;j ZcXjj`Z `j Z_Xid`e^ Xe[ Z_`Z% Fne gXk_ fm\i *'' ]k% f] jXe[ [le\j% <oZclj`m\ 000B N<9 ,*(0) Cfi` =\`c\e -*(%/*+%'/.-

JLE% 0&*' (($(GD% ,( :?<M@FK IF8;% J_èe\ZfZb% 9i`^_k# fg\e df[\ie$ jkpc\# i\efmXk\[ )''-% + Yij# + Yk_j# AXZZlqq`# jkfe\ Xe[ jkXèc\jj b`kZ_\e% FXb Ã&#x2022;ffij# Z\[Xi [\Zbj% %.' XZi\% <oZclj`m\ (%(0,D N<9 +/+'<c`j\ ;fl^cXj -*(%)'+%)-*+ :i`jkèX DXkfj -*(%)'.%)-(/

J8K% 0&)0 ((8D$(GD% */ <8JK >8K< IF8;% NXèjZfkk% Jn\[`j_ Zfek\dgfiXip% Fg\e c`mè^ iffd Xe[ [èè^ Xi\X n`k_ Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\% + Y\[iffdj# + YXk_j# c`YiXip# _\Xk\[ gffc# XdXqè^ (%) XZi\j% <oZclj`m\ (%.),D N<9 +.((0 :i`jkèX DXkfj -*(%)'+%)-(/ <c`j\ ;fl^cXj -*(%)'+%)-*+

J8K% 0&)0 ($*GD% ( A<EE@=<IJ G8K?% Hl`f^l\% * Y\[iffd# ) YXk_ _fd\% Fg\e Ã&#x2022;ffi gcXe# _Xi[nff[ Ã&#x2022;ffij# ]lcc YXj\d\ek# )$ZXi ^XiX^\# Z\ekiXc X`i# iffd ]fi gffc% :cfj\ kf Y\XZ_\j Xe[ m`ccX^\% <oZclj`m\ ,00B N<9 ,)/,( Cfi` CXDliX -*(%.)*%++(,

J8K% 0&)/ ($*GD% )* I@E> E<:B IF8;% I\dj\eYli^% + dXjk\i jl`k\j# - YXk_iffdj# _\Xk\[ ^le`k\ gffc# ZflikpXi[% 8ZZ\jj kf nXk\i&YfXk cXleZ_% <oZclj`m\ )%0,D N<9 ++')* Cfi` CXDliX -*(%.)*%++(,

K?< ?8DGKFEJ J?<CK<I @JC8E; EFIK? =FIB

K_\ :fiZfiXe >iflg `j X c`Z\ej\[ i\Xc \jkXk\ Yifb\i% Fne\[ Xe[ fg\iXk\[ Yp EIK CC:% N\ Xi\ gc\[^\[ kf k_\ c\kk\i Xe[ jgì`k f] L%J% gfc`Zp ]fi k_\ XZ_`\m\d\ek f] \hlXc _fljè^ fggfikle`kp k_ifl^_flk k_\ EXk`fe% N\ \eZfliX^\ Xe[ jlggfik Xe X]Ã&#x201D;idXk`m\ X[m\ik`jè^ Xe[ dXib\kè^ gifîXd è n_`Z_ k_\i\ Xi\ ef YXii`\ij kf fYkXèè^ _fljè^ Y\ZXlj\ f] iXZ\# Zfcfi# i\c`^`fe# j\o# _Xe[`ZXg# ]Xd`c`Xc jkXklj fi eXk`feXc fi`^è%

DAN'S PAPERS, September 28, 2007 Page 112 www.danshamptons.com

NEW PRICE! East Hampton’s only gated beach and marina community offers this well-maintained three bedroom home including a separate family room with wood burning stove, attached garage, renovated kitchen with skylight and built-in pantry, lush gardens and a very private lot where your pool can go! IN#53294 EXCLUSIVE NOW $589,000.

EXQUISITE CONTEMPORARY jewel on 1.5 acres bordering a 21 acre reserve in the sweet smelling Northwest Woods. Fabulous entry sets the stage for vaulted ceiling living room, 3 beautiful bedrooms, 2 baths and a light-filled kitchen. CAC, solar heated pool, mahogany decking and two car garage. WHY WAIT! IN#44189 EXCLUSIVE $1,150,000.

RARE FIND WITHIN ONE MILE TO THE OCEAN IN THE ESTATE AREA. A 5 BR, contemporary w/den and maid’s room on one lush acre and South of the Highway. Spacious rooms including country kitchen, double sized living room w/elevated ceiling. There is a handsome brick terrace and a heated pool. IN#51140 EXCLUSIVE $3,400,000.

BUILD YOUR DREAM house on this fabulous, 108 feet of fully bulkheaded, bay front parcel with wonderful views overlooking Gardiner's Bay. NRSP permits in place for a waterside pool, garage and substantial house. Swim, kayak and sail from your own magnificent sandy beach. IN#04068 EXCLUSIVE $1,700,000.

MAIN BEACH IS STEPS AWAY from this one bedroom, one bath cottage located in a wonderfully-landscaped private community, surrounded by multi-million dollar estates. The living room has a cozy fireplace, the kitchen and bedroom open to a patio with mature trees, perfect for outdoor dining. Board approval is required, no financing, no pets or children under sixteen. IN#52704 CO-EXCLUSIVE $895,000.

JUST A STONE’S THROW to the gated bay beach and marina from this comfortable 3 bedroom, 2 bath home with open living/dining area, floor-to-ceiling brick fireplace, beamed ceilings and heated pool with pool house. Finished basement with 3rd bath and separate entrance. IN# 51873 EXCLUSIVE $795,000. Ask about the adjacent lot for sale.

Kim Hovey

Helen Hillman

Tom Friedman

Betty Fox

Penny Stark

Gabrielle Ruddock

Mrs. Condie Lamb Agency YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD BROKER FOR 45 YEARS

9 North Main Street, East Hampton, NY 631-324-2424 Our website @ www.lambagency.com is updated daily.

Ann Marie Sciortino

) ( + ! . " ' 5(;<967(;/0*(

385( ,1*5(',(176 385( 5(68/76

/630:;0* /,(3;/ :7( ([SHULHQFH D SUHPLHU WUHDWPHQW IURP RXU ZRUOG FODVV WKHUDSLVWV

)DFLDOV 0DVVDJH 6SD 7UHDWPHQWV +RXVH &DOOV 6SD 3DUWLHV 5HG +RUVH 3OD]D 0RQWDXN +LJKZD\ (DVW +DPSWRQ

Hotel, Spa & Special Events “the most distinctive B&B on the East End is so mind-bogglingly gorgeous that it’s hard to believe anyone is actually allowed to sleep here.” – Time Out Magazine

181 Main Street East Hampton New York 11937 Tel 631-324-4081 info@bakerhouse1650.com Fax 631-329-5931 www.bakerhouse1650.com

<8JK ?8DGKFE M@CC8>< 98IE <Xjk ?Xdgkfe% Fe X Y\Xlk`]lc m`ccX^\ cXe\# k_`j \oZ\gk`feXc YXie ]\Xkli\j + Y\[iffdj Xe[ YXk_j% K_\ \efidflj î\Xk iffd _Xj X jkfe\ Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\# Zflekip [èè^ iffd# Yi\Xb]Xjk effb% 8 ^XiX^\ n`k_ X jkl[`f Xe[ YXk_ XYfm\# X _\Xk\[ gffc n`k_ Yi`Zb gXk`fj ]fi \ek\ikXèè^ Zfdgc\k\ k_\ gifg\ikp% <oZclj`m\ )%+0,D = *.+(( & N<9 ,+-.' 8e[p Mfc\k -*(%0'.%(+,(

JKPC@J? D<:FO I<KI<8K NXk\i D`cc% K_`j e\ncp Yl`ck -#,'' jh% ]k% j_è^c\ kiX[`k`feXc f]]\ij k_\ Y\jk f] Yfk_ è[ffi Xe[ flk[ffi c`mè^ Xe[ \ek\ikXèè^ jgXZ\j% Fm\i -#,'' jh% ]k% n`k_ c`mè^ iffd# [èè^ iffd# c`YiXip# b`kZ_\e&]Xd`cp iffd# , Ã&#x201D;i\gcXZ\j# , Y\[iffdj# / YXk_j# ^XiX^\ n`k_ jkl[`f# gffc# gffc _flj\ Xe[ ^Xi[\ej% <oZclj`m\ -%(,D = 0-.-. & N<9 ,+-(0 G\k\i ?l]Ã&#x201D;e\ -*(%/00%'*(,

G8IBC@B< J<KK@E> <Xjk ?Xdgkfe% :fek\dgfiXip fe\$c\m\c _fd\ fe Xcdfjk * XZi\j Zcfj\ kf 8dX^Xej\kk Y\XZ_\j Xe[ efk ]Xi ]ifd <Xjk ?Xdgkfe m`ccX^\% DXjk\i jl`k\ fg\ej kf [\Zb fe fe\ j`[\ f] _flj\# * ^l\jk Y\[iffdj fe fggfj`k\ j`[\# ]@e`j_\[ cf]k$ c`b\ YXj\d\ek# _l^\ [\Zb Xe[ _\Xk\[ gffc j\k `e k_\ dfjk cfm\cp cXi^\ cXne% <oZclj`m\ (%.0,D = 0.*-0 & N<9 ,+,0. 9fe`kX ;\Nfc] -*(%0'.%(+,.

D@ELK<J KF 9I@;><?8DGKFE FI J8> ?8I9FI JX^ ?XiYfi% KfkXccp j\Zcl[\[ Xe[ dèlk\j kf YXp fi m`ccX^\j% ) XZi\j% 8cc n\Xk_\i k\ee`j&YXjb\kYXcc Zflik% (/o,' ^le`k\ gffc Xe[ _fk klY% , Y\[iffdj n`k_ ) dXj$ k\ij# dXiYc\ YXk_j# ) n`k_ iX[`Xek _\Xk\[ Ã&#x2022;ffij# jk\Xd j_fn\i# b`kZ_\e èZcl[\j :XjX <jd\iXc[X îXe`k\# D`\c\ & Nfc] Xggc`XeZ\j% <e\i^p \]Ã&#x201D;Z`\ek G\ccX nè[fnj Xe[ [ffij c\X[ kf cfm\cp \ok\ej`m\ dX_f^Xep [\Zbè^% <oZclj`m\ )%+0,D = 0,.+0 & N<9 ,(0/:c`]]\kfe >i\\e ,(-%*/(%)('.# ;i\n >i\\e ,(-%*(+%),'/

K_\ :fiZfiXe >iflg `j X c`Z\ej\[ i\Xc \jkXk\ Yifb\i% Fne\[ Xe[ fg\iXk\[ Yp EIK CC:%

K?< ?8DGKFEJ J?<CK<I @JC8E; EFIK? =FIB N\ Xi\ gc\[^\[ kf k_\ c\kk\i Xe[ jgì`k f] L%J% gfc`Zp ]fi k_\ XZ_`\m\d\ek f] \hlXc _fljè^ fggfikle`kp k_ifl^_flk k_\ EXk`fe% N\ \eZfliX^\ Xe[ jlggfik Xe X]Ã&#x201D;idXk`m\ X[m\ik`jè^ Xe[ dXib\kè^ gifîXd è n_`Z_ k_\i\ Xi\ ef YXii`\ij kf fYkXèè^ _fljè^ Y\ZXlj\ f] iXZ\# Zfcfi# i\c`^`fe# j\o# _Xe[`ZXg# ]Xd`c`Xc jkXklj fi eXk`feXc fi`^è%

The New Baiting Hollow Club A course designed by Robert Trent-Jones Sr. A luxurious new shingle-style clubhouse. Understandably, memberships are becoming rather limited. Kindly call 631.369.4455 www.thebaitinghollowclub.com