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Many parents don’t realize how early dental problems can occur, or just how important those “baby teeth” are! Prolonged and frequent bottle or breast feeding can cause baby bottle tooth decay. Diets high in sugar from fruit rollups, sticky candies, juice and soda can also cause lots of cavities. Thumb and pacifier habits can cause malformations of the palate. Children are not done losing their baby teeth until they are 12-13 years old! These teeth hold the spaces for permanent teeth, shape your child’s face, and help with speech, eating and chewing. Dr. Nancy Cosenza specializes in dentistry for children from infancy to their teenage years. At Hampton Pediatric Dental Associates, we know that not only children, but their

teeth, are entirely different from adults. In fact, pediatric dentists require 2 years’ additional training and education beyond dental school! (There are only 5,000 pediatric dentists in the U.S. and we’re the only pediatric dental practice in the Hamptons!) Our office is colorfully painted and cheerfully designed a definite “kid-friendly” environment. Our staff is geniunely warm and cheerful too! Call us at (631) 287-8687 if you have any questions or would like to arrange an appointment. Remember that good dental habits and experiences started in childhood will last a lifetime! We know how to make kids leave the dentist’s chair smiling -- and their parents, too!

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The ‘terroir’ in Morgon comes from a vineyard full of crumbling stone and schist. With its deep garnet hue and its bouquet of ripe cherries, peaches, apricots and plums, it is a wine which is fruit-luscious when young and more ﬁlled with dark cherries and plums after 2 years. (A4716)

39 villages produce wine classiﬁed as Beaujolais Villages. Georges and Franck Duboeuf ’s attractive, cherry-scented wine with its nose of strawberries and blackcurrants shows smoothness and balance. 2009 is a spectacular vintage in the Beaujolais. Serve slightly chilled. (A4720)

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A more robust and yet ﬂowery wine than some of the other crus. A bouquet of soft fruits, plums and peaches. (A4719)

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Ruby colored with hints of garnet, well structured with a ﬂoral, woody bouquet. Quite deep and rich compared to its lighter cousins, Chenas is a great match with roast beef or chicken not to mention bbq ribs.(A4718)

A lively, reﬁned and well-balanced wine, ruby colored with a bouquet of cherries and spices. Very ripe and ready to drink. Serve slightly chilled with roasted or barbequed chicken. (A4715)

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Here the rich gamay fruit is more vibrant and we ﬁnd a lttle spiciness on the nose. The granite soil imparts some minerality. Brimming with fruit and ﬂowers, it is one of the most individual wines of Beaujolais. (A4717)

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Roughriders, like those who came to Montauk; the Founders Monument in Bridgehampton; Teddy Roosevelt

The Hamptons at War The East End has a Long History of Military Service By Dan Rattiner The monument in the center of downtown Bridgehampton is a memorial to all those who have taken up arms in the defense of this country. The plaques on it note the War of Independence, the War of 1812, the Civil War, the Spanish-American War, World War I, World War II, the Korean Conflict, the Vietnam War and the Gulf War. There are no plaques yet for our current conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. But there surely will be soon. Just last week, the one thousandth American died in Afghanistan. They, and all the others who died to defend this country, will never be forgotten. Thus we have Memorial Day. Here in the Hamptons, we remember when Americans trained for battle, rested up after battle, toiled to build elaborate defenses and on one occasion, engaged, defeated and drove off an enemy. What follows is a chronology of all these events. As you read them, remember those who fell this Memorial Day. The Revolution After the colonists declared their Independence from the British in 1776, they had

to fight for it. Britain rejected the declaration and would try to hold onto their possessions in America. The struggles lasted for seven years. Early on, a militia was formed here to fight for the new country. It was called the Bridgehampton Militia, and it trained just to the south of where the monument is today, in a field that is today memorialized by a small stone with a plaque on it in the center of the one-acre Memorial Park on the west side of Ocean Road

local settlers or had brought in from England. This material was all to be used by the English Redcoats fighting the colonists, and was under constant armed guard. At the time, some local farmers and merchants were opposed to the revolution and wished to stay loyal to the King, while others were for General Washington and independence. Many of the rebels here at that time fled the Hamptons to cross Long Island Sound to the safety of Connecticut. The British were occupying Long Island. The colonists had control of much of Southern New England. Late one night in 1777, 130 Long Islanders living temporarily in Connecticut came across Long Island Sound in small boats, pulled them ashore at Long Beach in Noyack, and at 3 in the morning staged a commando raid on the garrison at Sag Harbor. With guns blazing, they killed several Redcoats, took 90 others prisoner, set fire to the garrison and supplies there and then rowed back across Long Island Sound without losing a single man. It was named Meig’s Raid, after the man who commanded it. Later in the war, the British set up a blockade of warships to try to keep supplies from arriving here. The French had long had conflicts with the British and so rooted for the Americans during the Revolution, but in addition, they sent a fleet of ships here to break the British blockade. In January of 1781, three French Man-o-Wars appeared in Long Island Sound eager to engage

During the Revolution, the British established a naval base at Sag Harbor.

Dan Rattiner’s second memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS TOO: Further Encounters with Farmers, Fishermen, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities, was published in hardcover on May 16. The first memoir, IN THE HAMPTONS, published by Random House, is now available in paperback.

just a 100 yards down from Main Street. This militia, with its flags and muskets, marched off to fight in upstate New York. In Ticonderoga, where a big battle was fought, they were given the task of escorting British prisoners back down to New York City. Later during the Revolutionary War, the British established a Naval Base at Sag Harbor. Many ships either were tied up at Long Wharf or anchored in the bay off of it. Many buildings in town had been seized and were serving as warehouses for much of the clothing, ammunition and foodstuffs that the English either took from the

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Kate Hudson, John Krasinski and Ginnifer Goodwin filmed scenes for their new movie, Something Borrowed, in Southampton last week. * * * Socialite Tinsley Mortimer will be filming the second season of her reality show, “High Society,” in the Hamptons this summer. * * * In the forward to Jack Lenor Larson’s book, LongHouse, out this August, Montauk’s Edward Albee talks about how the South Fork has become “a rich folks’ playground,” and calls the textile designer Larson’s house a work of paradise and perfection. * * * “American Idol” judge Randy Jackson will attend the Phoenix House benefit in Southampton next month. Jackson is an honorary chairman for the nonprofit alcohol and drug abuse treatment center. * * * Along with Andy Cohen, Countess LuAnn De Lesseps, star of “The Real Housewives of New York City” is co-hosting the Miracle House benefit at the Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club this weekend. * * * Three Ponds Farm, the Bridgehampton estate featuring a 9-hole golf course designed by world-renowned golf course architect Rees Jones, made Forbes’ list of America’s most expensive homes. On the market for $68 million, the property ranked #9 out of 10. * * * Hamptonites Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon joined Sex and the City 2 costars Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis at the film’s world premiere at Radio City Music Hall this week. * * * Southampton’s Brooke Shields told PBS’ “My Generation” that her two daughters shouldn’t go into show business because it’s “all based on rejection.” * * * Hamptons resident Madonna spoke out against a Malawain court’s decision to sentence a gay couple to 14 years in jail after the couple publicly declared their love at an engagement party. Madonna’s adopted children, David and Mercy, are from Malawi. * * * In the Hamptons TOO, the second memoir of Dan Rattiner, founder of Dan’s Papers, is now available in bookstores. He’ll read the chapter “Steven Spielberg” on the steps on London Jewelers in East Hampton on Sat., at 11 a.m. * * * East Hampton’s Steven Spielberg was recently accused by Shia LaBeouf, star of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, for “dropping the ball” in the series’ fourth installment. LaBeouf admitted he was partially to blame for the film’s critical failure. (continued on page 71)

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was the sitting Southampton Town Supervisor Linda Kabot, who was also up for re-election in 50 days, the news of the arrest spread like wildfire. It is fair to say that the Village of Westhampton Beach has not been the same since. First of all, matters of this are usually settled one way or another in court in about 30 days. Kabot was given a court date for the week before the election on November 3. She hired an expensive and excellent lawyer who filed for a postponement and a change of venue. To this day, eight months later, there continues to be no resolution to this case. One thing that DID happen, however, was that the charge of refusing to take

the Breathalyzer test was dismissed. This happened about two months ago. And it makes no sense. Either she did refuse or she didn’t. There were two police officers on the scene. There was even a witness. The whole thing was taped by a camera in the police car. The answer to this question has never been adequately explained. In any case, on Election Day, without an adequate resolution of the case, the voters in the adjacent Town of Southampton voted Kabot out of office by a wide margin. Before the incident, polls showed her running neck and neck with her opponent, councilwoman Anna Throne-Holst. (continued on page 42)

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was quite high. Van der Klerk, of Capetown, has parlayed several small silver and bauxite mines in the outback of South Africa into a conglomerate of more than 20 factories around the world, mining everything from boric acid to asphalt to gold to sand and gravel. Recently, in response to protests by environmentalists, he closed an asbestos mine in Tanzania, in spite of the fact it was quite profitable. He is retooling that mine to be able to sep-

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Home Retail East Hampton May Regulate ‘Museum Shops’ in Homes By Dan Rattiner So somebody in East Hampton got this idea about a month ago to allow the local people to have museums in their homes in residential areas. Oddly enough, it initially went over pretty good. They held a meeting about it to see who was for it and who was against it around two weeks ago and only one person spoke out against it. So now the Town Board has moved the process along to the Planning Board, together with proposed legislation. The thing is that practically every household in the Hamptons has at least one nut case who collects a whole lot of one thing. It might be old fishhooks. Or it might be bunny images. Who among

us has not been in a house somewhere where a mom has not filled the joint with bunnies? There will be bunny potholders, bunny salt and pepper shakers, bunny throw pillows, bunny toilet paper covers, paintings of bunnies and bunny paperweights. In other times, particularly in East Hampton, such obsessions might have resulted in the opening of a store downtown that featured, well, everything bunny. They’d call it that. Everything Bunny. Of course downtown today there are lots and lots of stores empty, stores and for rent, particularly in East Hampton, which in other times might be rented out for this purpose to one of

these people. However, at this particular time, this cannot happen. The reason? The landlord wants a million dollars a year. Why? In the past they got a million dollars a year from some high fashion clothing store that is all the rage. The landlords live in hope that a million dollars a year will come again, and so they sit and wait. So what if they miss this year? You don’t want to be stuck renting out to Mrs. Gretch for Everything Bunny at $1,000 a month when the pot of gold might be just around the corner again. So now, we drop down to the next level, which is to sell the stuff out of your home. People are already running businesses out of their homes as (continued on page 44)

HERE THEY COME IN ALL THEIR FANCY CARS By Dan Rattiner Now that it’s coming to an end, it’s time to reveal a dirty little secret about the Hamptons. All during this two-year recession, you could drive into town and just park right in front of whatever store you wanted to shop at. It was an astonishing experience. And a great pleasure. But since all the merchants were suffering, it went unsaid. How could we who shop be so smug and happy when others were unhappy about the same thing? And it was not just the parking that was so easy. There were no traffic jams. I jump up

and down with joy as I report this. You could go out on the Sunrise Highway on a Friday evening and you could simply walk down the white line in the middle of the road if you wanted to because nobody was there. There were no tie-ups on the Montauk Highway. No waiting forever to make a left turn onto it from a side street. No need to take any back roads to avoid the Montauk Highway. I recall during this period, there would be people in New York City who had not been here in a while saying they love this place but abhor the traffic. I’d hold my tongue. Suppress a giggle. Let

them think what they want. Why tell them this is like it was in 1970 when a dog could be asleep in the road. No, no, no. What I would say was that, yes, things were bad in the Hamptons but no worse than anywhere else and we were all getting through it just fine. Then—to myself—except there is no traffic on the highways and no people anywhere and that’s just GREAT. I think it’s fair to say that the situation with the traffic on the roads in the Hamptons is as good a way as any to measure commerce in the Hamptons. And now I (continued on page 66)

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Summer Benefits: Fun for a Cause By Sharon Feiereisen The Hamptons may offer endless options for hedonistic indulgences, but the East End is also known for being home to some of the most successful—and glamorous—charity events. Whether you’re an art aficionado looking to bid on iconic works to benefit the Hospice, Group for the East End or whether you’re into tee-ing off with A-list celebs to benefit Tuck’s R.U.S.H. for Literacy, Summer 2010 is packed with so many events that combine leisure and fun, with worthy charitable causes, that there’s no excuse not to partake. Here are a few highlights. What: A Safari Summer; Annual Southampton Hospital Summer Party Where: Westhampton Country Club, 35 Potunk Lane, Westhampton Beach When: May 30, 7 p.m. Extra tidbits: Kicking off the summer season in chic safari style, with cocktails, dinner, dancing, and a silent auction full of lavish luxury items, is the annual Southampton Hospital Benefit. This year’s festivities will be held to raise money for the hospital’s Westhampton Primary Care Center. Join co-chairs Christiane Hiegel, Farida Khan, and Cynthia Rutherford for what is sure to be a memorable

Memorial Weekend evening. What: Angel Wings Foundation Dinner Where: Georgica Restaurant & Lounge, 108 Wainscott Stone Road, Wainscott When: May 30, 8-11 p.m. Extra tidbits: Given that Angel Wings’ benefit committee includes Charlotte Ronson, Arden Wohl, Eugene Remm, Mark Birnbaum, and Scott Sartiano, it’s only fitting that the swank cocktail, dinner, and auction event would be held at one of the East End’s newest hot spots. The first annual event will be hosted by Angel Wings’ founder, Jessica White, to help raise money for the organization’s mission to empower and rescue women who have suffered from sexual and domestic abuse, providing them with shelter, counseling, and support. What: The East End Hospice Annual North Fork Spring Pig Roast Where: Pindar Vineyards, 39935 Route 25, Peconic When: June 5, 4-7 p.m. Extra tidbits: Enjoy a memorable weekend with the kids while raising money for one of the East End’s most remarkable charitable organizations. The event will boast family-

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Afterwards was a different story. Obviously, in spite of her now public denials, the drunk driving charge made the difference. Also there was bad blood between these two. There was the matter of a dog. For two years prior to the election, Throne-Holst had been bringing her little dog to work. For the most part it stayed in her beach bag. She loved the dog. She did this even though there was a sign on the front door to Town Hall which forbids dogs. After Throne-Holst put feelers out to see if it would make sense to run in the election against Kabot, Supervisor Kabot took the occasion of a public Town Board Meeting to remind Throne-Holst of the sign on the door and that one resident in town is no better than another resident. ThroneHolst made arrangements to leave her dog at

home after that. But it had not gone well. I know this is a small, petty thing. But Southampton Town can be petty about things. And, as it is turning out, so can Westhampton Beach. Did the Westhampton Beach Police Department have it in for the supervisor of the neighboring community on that night she was arrested? The Mayor of the Town, Conrad Teller, was for nearly 20 years the police chief of the Town of Southampton. He retired, but was then hired as the police chief of Westhampton Beach where he served another 10 years, until he resigned in 1999. For the last five he has won election for mayor of that town. The Mayor denies any involvement in the arrest. And of course, with his long history of

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you probably know. There are people who will wash other people’s dogs in their homes. There are people who will sell used clothes in their homes. There are a number of people in the barber shop business very quietly in their homes. There are realtors who have an office in their homes. And there are psychiatrists who hold therapy sessions with patients in their dens. There’s a guy up the street who repairs lamps in his home. He has a shingle out. Been there for years. It says LAMP HOSPITAL. Well, it’s just a short um, hop, from a low-volume store in your home to a museum in your home. And so the matter has reached the planning board. Here’s what planning board members said to one another last week when they had their first meeting about this and when the board realized the Town Board to whom they make recommendations, might really be serious. For purposes of discussion here I will use as an example a museum in somebody’s home that has in it ex-husbands. There really isn’t a proposal to allow an ex-husband museum, but I think it would spice things up since, in the end, this has to be about something. Otherwise you can just read about this in one of the local newspapers where they present this sort of exchange of opinions in a kind of straightforward manner. So here was the meeting. The Director of the Planning Department, Marguerite Wolffson, said that as a matter of fact, museums are already a permitted use in residential areas. What they could regulate however was the parking requirements, the size of the museum “store” and what could be sold in that store. She said that the application for museum status by the Longhouse Reserve on Hands Creek Road highlighted the need for rules and regulations about these things. She also said that the proposed law they were to look at as prepared by the Town Attorney, would allow museum stores in museums of up a maximum of either 1/4 of the size of the whole museum or 500 square feet, whichever is less. “Five hundred square feet is huge,” said Board Member Sylvia Overby. She pointed out that the retail stores in Amagansett Square are just 550 square feet and that’s an entire store. That’s a lot of ex-husbands. Who has that many ex-husbands? “Pool houses can be no larger than 200 square feet,” said Eileen Catalano, another board member. And pool houses cannot have kitchens. Where do you put the beer? Board Member Peter Van Scoyoc noted that the proposed legislation would only allow that replicas of museum items be sold in the museum store. It would prohibit the selling of items from the collection themselves. So no ex-husbands themselves could be sold. Just replicas of them. Too bad. “On the other hand,” Van Scoyoc said, “there is no prohibition to sell other things in the store.” Ex-wives come to mind. Consider this. Where there’s an ex-husband there’s an ex-wife. Has to be. “There’s no way to monitor this,” said (continued on page 56)

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The runners at the start; the winner, Richard Temerian, on the right

Potatohampton Wonderful Sunday Morning on Streets of Bridgehampton By Dan Rattiner The 32nd annual running of the Dan’s Papers Potatohampton Minithon was held last Sunday morning at 9 a.m. The start and finish were on Ocean Road in Bridgehampton, right in the center of town, in front of Militia Park, which is 100 yards south of the monument. The 5k route was pretty straightforward, unlike races in the past where there were so many twists and turns that one year the lead car went off course and led the runners—about 400 of them that year—down the wrong road for half a mile before realizing the mistake. This year the route was down Ocean Road, right onto Paul’s Lane, Right again onto Halsey Lane, right again

onto Hildreth Lane and then left onto Ocean Road and back again to the finish where it began. No extra kilometer this year. The race is a lot of fun and raises money for charity, this year the Southampton Animal Shelter. At this time, the Shelter is going through a transition and is in great need of more funding. A great many leashed dogs were in attendance at the race. There were also about 300 people, 200 to run and 100 to watch. The winner of the 5K race this year was Richard Temerian of Manhattan and Southampton. He stayed at the front of the pack for the whole race, slowly pulling away, first accompanied by 22 year-old Geary Gubbins and

then about halfway through, he was by himself. He won, ahead of anyone else by at least 100 yards. At age 51 he was the oldest winner we have ever had. On the other hand, as he said at the end of the race, he has been running the Potatohampton since 1991 and has never won, even as a younger man. This made his victory all the more sweet. Temerian is a metal worker who works for architectural firms from his studio in Brooklyn. His work graces many buildings. He remembered that the year he ran his first Potatohampton, the starter was Mr. G, the weatherman. He also wondered where my (continued on next page)

NEW RULE TO DEAL WITH HELICOPTER NOISE By Dan Rattiner For the last 10 years, local residents have complained loudly about low-flying helicopters rattling their dishes as they make their way over Long Island from Manhattan to the two airports in the Hamptons. Five years ago, the helicopter companies were urged to solve this problem by voluntarily flying over the water of Long Island Sound, rather than straight out over the land. Some complied, but apparently not enough to satisfy the citizenry. Three years ago, the Nassau County Executive Thomas Suozzi famously commented that “if it would save five

minutes to fly in your front door and out your back door, they would do that.” The problems continued. Last Friday, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), which monitors all air traffic, issued a new order which would require that helicopters flying this route travel over Long Island Sound and then out past Port Jefferson, to turn in to fly over sparsely populated land when coming in to the Hamptons. Also, along the way, they must maintain an altitude of at least 2,500 feet. The FAA issued this order at the urging of Congressman Charles Schumer who finally said something would

have to be done about this. The order will sit on a table for 30 days before going into effect. During those 30 days, the FAA will take public comment. After that, if they do not change their minds, the order will be come an enforceable law. The proposed route for helicopters increases the time in the air by only about 10%. I figured this out by putting a string along the proposed route between the East River helicopter pad and the East Hampton Airport, and then comparing that to a straightaway route only across the land, both of which were on maps provided (continued on page 50)

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ancient, bright red 1959 Triumph Sports car was this year, since I have often led the race driving it, including nine of the last ten. I told him it was in fine running order but because it’s an open car and it looked like it might rain, I had left it home. Instead, I drove with Bob Edelman, Dan’s Papers publisher, in our little Dan’s Papers Smart Car with the paddle shift transmission. I also told Temerian that my old sports car had begun smoking a bit out the back. “It’s always smoked,” he said. “It’s smoke for everyone in the lead pack. Part of the race.” I will have it back next year. People thanked us profusely at the end of the race, in spite of some little glitches in the running of it. Ellen Dioguardi, who organized the

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running of this race, told me her husband hit a deer on his way to the event. The pull handle on the gas generator providing power broke off when pulled. The people who were supposed to bring the tent didn’t show. And the timing of the race had its problems. (It’s the same timer we’ve had in past years. He’s never had a problem before.) None of the timing problems were major and all were fixed reasonably quickly. Apparently, although the official stopwatch started when the gun went off, somebody forgot to start the digital timer and it didn’t get underway until the race was a minute old. So the first finishers came in with record breaking times, only to find out that they did not. It got re-set after the leaders came in. After that it was fine. Some people forgot to put their ages down on the form when getting their application in. As a result, the computer defaulted an age and three of the 200 runners ran at age 99, one of them finishing eighth overall, an amazing achievement when you think about it. Also, several of the runners either didn’t check the sex category or checked the wrong one and so went off listed in the wrong category. One runner who got put in the wrong sex category was Barbara Gubbins who has won the women’s division eight times in 32 years. She won again this year, although for a time it appeared that she had finished second in the Men’s 50-59 division. (The winner of that division, John Nelson from the Warren Street Running Club in Manhattan, won 50-59, and also was the third place finisher overall—both legitimately.) At another point after the race was over, there were volunteers running around trying to find a person named Chris to find out what sex that person might be so they could give him/her the proper assignment. It made me think about the fact that whatever sex we are we’re just stuck with all our lives, for better or worse. (Oh, I take that back.) Thinking about things profoundly like this every once in a while is good for the soul, in my opinion. The second finisher overall was Geary Gubbins, age 22, of Southampton, the son of Barbara Gubbins. And the first finisher overall in the female division was thought for quite some time to be Alexandra Jennings, age 29. But when Barbara Gubbins was put in the right place, Jennings had to settle for second, although that was not until after she had gone home with the first prize certificate so she really may not know that. I know this all sounds terrible, but I have to say that stuff like this almost always happens when a race is run in a small town—not necessarily these glitches but maybe other glitches— no matter who runs the race, but then there are all the things that are done right. The folding tables and chairs were in place on time. The banner was up. The bullhorn worked. The arrows had been put onto the telephone poles the night before—and then had to be put up again in the morning because it seemed somebody had taken them down during the night. There were Dan’s Papers hats for sale. There were port-o-potties and a proper finish line set up with guidelines and a digital timer. There was a race day pro(continued on page 50)

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Neighbor: By Susan M. Galardi How do you do Madonna in 1,000 words or less? The 51-year-old singer/songwriter/dancer/actress/goddess/producer/second top-selling female artist in the U.S./style setter/chameleon/millionairess/twotime divorcee (Sean Penn, Guy Ritchie)/natural mother/adoptive mother of two Malawi children/icon/kabbalah enthusiast/gay rights supporter/macrobiotic dieter/Marilyn Monroe fanatic/Evita star/entrepreneur/200-billion-record seller/straight-A high school student has so many links in her chain of accomplishments and awards that merely listing them would blow the word limit. This paragraph alone has already made a big dent. But Madonna, after many years of flirting with the Hamptons, is here. Or at least her horses are. So she now qualifies to be featured in a Dan’s Papers Neighbor. Granted, she’s not the kind of neighbor you can casually drop by to borrow some eggs or ask to intercept a delivery or watch your house while you’re in the city. First of all, she has two residences out here—one in East Hampton that she rents and lives in, and one in Bridgehampton where she keeps her horses. On the horse farm recently, Madonna has been securing the property by putting up thousands of hedges and installing a new electric gate. Slim chance of getting through that—better bet to get those eggs from Citarella. As far as the Material Girl’s accessibility at the home she’s renting, just ask Mort Zuckerman, Martha Stewart, and Jerry della Femina—they actually ARE her neighbors on Lily Pond Lane. In February of this year Madonna rented “Coxwould,” a six-bedroom English stucco “cottage” on two acres with manicured gardens, wisteria-clad arbors, a pool, a guesthouse and private ocean access. Owned by real estate developer Lowell Shulman, Coxwould has been listed at $425,000 for the season. Like many potential homebuyers in the Hamptons, Madonna put herself in a cozy rental, perhaps to look for the perfect spot for the ponies. Rumors first started swirling last winter that she was planning to buy a horse farm in the Hamptons, perhaps inspired by her visit to celebrity photographer Steven Klein’s spread in Bridgehampton. At that time, April 2009, Madonna and her beau, model/DJ Jesus Luz, were at Klein’s West Kill Farm, where she

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Amagansett for a few days of R&R. Undaunted by the accident, Madonna moved ahead with buying a farm for her own horses. An article in the Daily Mail, a website from the UK, reported that Madonna first considered the Wolffer Estate in Sagaponack, where she was “staying,” in May, 2009. Madonna was reportedly ready to make an offer on the 12,000-square-foot, Tuscan-style villa and its 100 acres as a place to board her horses. Other media outlets said there was never an offer to buy, just a request to board her horses at Wolffer’s stables. Rumors had it that Madonna gave the owners of Wolffer a 10-page list of demands, one of which was that “no one could be in the riding ring at the same time she was.” The New York Post said the owners turned her down. Other reports, including the singer’s spokespeople, said the whole thing never happened at all. In any case, that spring, Madonna placed some of her herd at Klein’s residence. The pop star finally found the right spot—the 26-acre Wild Ocean Farm at 450 Mitchell Lane, a parcel in Bridgehampton that has its own celebrity pedigree. Madonna bought the property from fashion designer Kelly Klein, Calvin Klein’s ex-wife. Klein had purchased it from actress Stefanie Powers, of “Hart to Hart,” fame. Powers was also an equestrian of sorts, and kept horses there. But before the celebrity horsewomen trifecta of Powers, Klein and Ciccone took title to the land, the acreage was a working farm owned by an immigrant polish family, the Graboskis, who bought it 1928. In the mid 1950s, Benny Graboski (whose wife is Southampton Town Councilwoman Nancy Graboski), became the heir to the land and continued to grow potatoes. But Madonna didn’t buy it for peanuts—the purchase price paid to Kelly Klein was just under $10 million. The farm includes barns, paddocks, indoor and outdoor rings that Klein used as a show-horse training center, and accommodations for a groom. The parcel is zone-restricted to agricultural use (which includes growing horses), but no residence can be built there. While Madonna was in the process of purchasing Wild Ocean Farm, she was exploring a neighboring property at 1151 Millstone Road—an additional 24 acres at $2.4 million. This property too is restricted in usage—development rights are owned by Suffolk County and Southampton Town. Madonna bought the

50 acres and a Madonna: The pop queen firmly establishes herself and her horses in the Hamptons. kept some of her own horses. (Klein had photographed Madonna for an equestrian-themed photo spread in 2006.) As she was jumping fences on a horse in the late afternoon of April 18, a paparazzi (freelance photographer Thomas Hinton) reportedly jumped out from behind a bush and began flashing away. The horse got spooked, Madonna got thrown, and the staff of Southampton Hospital got an up close and personal look at Madge, who underwent tests and observation (to say the least) and, fortunately suffered only minor injuries. Madonna, not ready to get back on that horse, didn’t return to Klein’s farm, but instead headed to her pal Gwyneth Paltrow’s home in

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seeking computer help. From local politics to local high schools, “the possibilities with 24 hours are endless,” Barri said.

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WEER also hopes to give back to the community in other ways as it grows by becoming an employer on the East End. Barri hopes the station will be run by a blend of volunteers and employees. “We just need to raise the money,” she said. “The more money we raise, the more local people we can hire.” But Barri stresses that giving back to the community in as many different ways possible is the most primary goal of the fledgling non-profit station. “And another way we can help the community is to become a valued employer.” WEER is currently being run by a small group which includes Barri, a broadcasting veteran who worked for many years in Los Angeles, and Matt Stutterheim, chairman of the board of directors who also has worked in the industry for more than five decades. The two friends first began talking about the possibility of a community radio station in 2003. Though it seemed like a pipe dream then, in 2006 the FCC opened up a window of time for local groups to file applications for a community radio station. In October 2008, WEER was granted its first construction permit. “But it couldn’t have been worse timing,” Barri said. “It was ground zero for the economy tanking.” The only thing they could do was wait it out. Operating on a shoestring budget with money donated from a local benefactor in a temporary summer space in Southold, also donated to the station, WEER is actively seeking more donations and grant money, as well as a permanent home for the station. In a community as tuned into the arts as the East End, Barri hopes it will be easy to find financial support for WEER. Fundraisers should be a no-brainer she said. “We have some of the most wonderful venues out here and some of the most famous musical artists.” This leads to many possibilities for fundraising concerts and other events. “The money is out here to support this idea,” she added. As for a future permanent location, she’d love to team up with another local non-profit to share space. Another long-term goal of WEER is to one day purchase a transmitter farther west, perhaps around Southampton. Taking over the Montauk transmitter, Barri said that as you head west you can actually get a clean reception on 88.7 until Bridgehampton, but it gets spotty when you hit Southampton. “We know we eventually need two signals to cover the East End to make this really work for us,” she said. Now, this Memorial Day weekend—though Barri can’t promise exactly which day—WEER will finally get on the air. “We’re just going to jump in the water,” she said. “And I hope it’s at least a little tepid.” She’s proud that WEER will finally be able to serve the community, adding, “We’re in such a unique situation here. Most places have local radio and television. We don’t have that. We’re in the ‘majorest’ of major markets. And Suffolk County is just a footnote to them.” For more information about WEER and to find out how you can get involved go to hamptonscommunityradio.com.

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By T.J. Clemente I went to a high school that was built upon a field where the fathers of my town engaged the British after they came in from the Long Island Sound off Hunter’s Island during the Revolution. The settlers’ goal was to stall them, thus giving Washington time to escape to what is now Fort Lee, New Jersey. The school is named Pelham Memorial High School, and above the old auditorium over the stage is the inscription, “Honor Here the Morals for Which They Fought.” Memorial Day was officially proclaimed across this nation in May 1868 by General Order No. 11 by the commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, General John Logan. It was first observed nationally on May 30, 1868. President Andrew Johnson was still President following the assassination of Lincoln three years before. Ulysses Grant was positioning himself to become the next President, and the country was just adjusting to the shock of so many deaths during the Civil War. War Memorials were being completed in almost every town in the nation— both in the victorious north and the defeated south—with the names of those who perished during the war immortalized on tall granite monuments. On May 30, 1868, Judge Henry Hedges made an address in Sag Harbor, announcing the names of local families and lost soldiers going back to the American Revolution. He was part of a tradition, the first Memorial Day which is long forgotten and now is a weekend that too many Americans see as simply, “the beginning of the summer.” I’ve stood in East Hampton on Memorial Day to watch the men of many generations don their uniforms to march to the East Hampton Village Memorial Day site by the windmill, across from the Old North graveyard. I watched the dwindling number of WWII veterans, one or two still fitting into their vintage uniforms, marching like they did at graduation from basic training, along with the younger soldiers who served in Iraq, Vietnam, and Korea. A while back, the week before he left office in July 2009, former Mayor of Sag Harbor Greg Ferraris in a moving narrative (to only me) in the Municipal Building told of watching the video of how U.S. Marine Cpl. Jordan Haerter, then a recent graduate of Pierson High School, died defending the United States of America and its way of life. The son of Joann Lyles and Christian Haerter, who never celebrated his 21st birthday, died stopping a truck loaded with explosives trying to get to barracks to inflict a maximum kill situation. Haerter sacrificed his life and future by standing his ground and thwarting the attack. It is a scene we see in movies of the brave in war. This American is now memorialized with a bridge, where so many others now forgotten received little white crosses in cemeteries in places called Anzio and Normandy. These men, and now women too, gave that up in service to the nation. The bands, the gun salutes, the ceremonies comforted their

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by the FAA. As far as the height change was concerned, pilots have told me the 2,500 figure is not unreasonable. Most helicopters ride along at or near that. Current flight time for a helicopter trip to the Hamptons from Manhattan is about 45 minutes. A 10% increase would result in it taking 50 minutes. The new route has the helicopters flying roughly a mile and a half off the northern coast of Long Island and staying out there until the pine barrens just to the west of Riverhead. The helicopters then would come ashore over Wading River or Mount Sinai, very small villages just on shore, and then, if headed down to Gabreski Airport in

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gram. There were people manning the water stops along the way. And it was a magnificent day for running, 55 degrees and a cooling breeze with something just shy of a drizzle. Finally, consider the big crowd before the race. It was a reunion of sorts, since so many people have participated in this particular run over the years. Friendships were renewed. People talked about what they had done since the last race. The crowd milled around like they were at a cocktail party as the race began to form at the starting line. A great cheer went up when all the participants took off. The Southampton Town Police monitored traffic along the 5K and were patient and friendly,

smiling and waving at everybody. The ambulance on hand provided by the Bridgehampton Fire Department never had to be used for anything. Two dogs got into some sort of altercation by the finish line at one point and the animals had to be separated with tugs on the leashes. Hampton Coffee was on hand with a food wagon. Sponsors Engel & Volkers, the real estate firm in Southampton, had a booth at the race. So did sponsor Mark Tuthill himself from Mark Tuthill’s Martial Arts Center in East Hampton. The signs reading DRIVE CAREFULLY RACE IN PROGRESS at all the turns along the route were sponsored by Prudential Real Estate. Everybody had such a good time.

Whoever said the Hamptons is full of glitz and glamour is right, but it is also filled with small town stuff too, which, sometimes, is just as much fun. Thanks to all the volunteers, to Bob Edelman, to Tom Swiminer, to Stacy Dermont, to Ellen Dioguardi and her husband, David J. Gribin, and to Lori Berger, Kelly Shelly, Karen Fitzpatrick, Evelynne Anderson, Lianne Alcon, Susan Galardi, Patti Kraft and her son Michael, and Roe Spindel. Sunshine broke out after the race ended and people stood around enjoying this early Sunday morning for the longest time. See you next year.

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TJ Clemente

By T.J. Clemente As you were packing up the car to head west last Labor Day Weekend, the political scene had both Supervisor positions in East Hampton and Southampton up for grabs. Both towns were grappling with budgets spinning out of control due to the largest economic downturn since the great depression—a downturn that lanced the local real estate industry so savagely that morale was somewhere between bad and really bad. But much has happenened over the last eight months out here in the Hamptons, and much for the better. Following is a Cliff ’s Notes of politics on the East End, high spots and the low points, to bring everyone up to speed. First, a moment of full disclosure. This summary is peppered with my own opinions. But unlike others, I’m not under orders by my publisher on what I can and cannot write, and neither party advertises regularly in our paper as they do in others, so my views are quite truly independent. First of all, former Town of East Hampton supervisor Bill McGintee resigned and was never charged or prosecuted for a list of bogus crimes a few hate mongers of other

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media outlets consistently invented to increase circulation. In fact, in retrospect, some of the facts in those articles were fabricated to fuel the panic of a town that was mismanaged—without blatant crimes. But with this smearing campaign in full tilt, McGintee was never given a fair chance to explain his admitted mistakes, but instead was painted as arrogant, criminal and evil mostly by candidates he defeated in prior elections, like Len Bernard, the present aide to EH Supervisor William Wilkinson who still, even while on the town payroll, is pitching for McGintee to be prosecuted. (At one

point, in his office, Bernard told me that this was his duty—but I digress.) Bernard and I were classmates—maybe even taking the same political science courses at George Washington University. I hope he grows into his job and becomes a force of positive solutions. After McGintee resigned the Democrats were unable to mount any sort of credible campaign and several of the two previously defeated Republican candidates for Town Supervisor joined forces to “win back” (a term they used at rallies) the town government. Their opponent was Ben Zwirn, a county official, who ran a noble campaign but was defeated thoroughly by the Wilkinson-Bernard forces. Also swept into office were two new Republican board members, Dominick Stanzione and Theresa Quigley. I have talked to Stanzione in person and Quigley over the phone, and they seem sincere in their quest to turn town policies around in order to put the town’s finances back in order. The most pleasant surprise to me has been the iron will of Bill Wilkinson to change the culture of the government of the Town of East Hampton. Wilkinson is offering early retirement and combining departments to (continued on page 58)

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A Day at the Beach – By the Rules

Susan Galardi

By T.J. Clemente There are just so many beaches in the Hamptons, and therefore, there are restrictions and rules concerning permits, dog usage and non-resident daily use of those beaches. Calls were made to the village and town offices of Sag Harbor, Montauk, East Hampton and Southampton in order to get the official 2010 beach fees and permit information, both seasonal and daily, for residents and nonresidents. In East Hampton Village, beach parking permits are $300 for nonresidents and free for Village residents. Permits for non-residents are limited (2,900) and were available on a first-come, firstserved basis but are already sold out for 2010; there is no cap to the number of resident permits. Main Beach and Two Mile Hollow are the only village beaches that offer “Pay by Day” parking. Rates for 2010 are $20 per vehicle, on weekdays only. All other village beaches require a parking permit that extends from May 15 to September 15. Once again, due to popular demand and a turnover at the East Hampton Supervisor’s office there will be no 2010 resident beach fees for East Hampton town residents for town beaches. An East Hampton Town official said that if you have last year’s sticker and the

license plate number on the sticker is the same as the one on the car, the 2009 sticker is valid for 2010. Non-resident beach fees are now set at $375, up from the 2009 fee of $325. It was noted that at Atlantic Beach in Amagansett, daily parking is available at a charge of $15 per day on weekdays, though never on weekends or holidays. In Montauk there are two non-season permit options. The first is Kirk’s Beach, with a $10per-day, seven-days-a-week option. Of course, Hither Hills State Park is the second, with a

charge of $6 which is good for the beach, Lighthouse parking lot and Camp Hero all day, interchangeable. Laraine Creegan, Executive Director of Montauk’s Chamber of Commerce, noted that this year Nick’s Beach has been officially renamed Edison Beach. Why? Because it is on Edison Road. It may be noted that it is at this beach that many leave their cars on the side of the roads with no daily permits, where parking is free but limited. The facilities issue has been ironed out for the 2010 season with the county health officials; it will be portable units again for 2010. At Sag Harbor Haven’s Beach, non-resident permits go on sale Memorial Day Weekend and are $100,with no cap on how many can be sold. There is also daily parking at Haven’s for $10 per day. There is a daily option at the Southampton Town Beach known as Long Beach, in Sag Harbor, which costs $20. Note that only Sag Harbor Village residents get Sag Harbor Village Beach Permits for free. Sag Harbor Village permits are accepted at Southampton Town beaches in Sag Harbor, however at Barcelona Beach in Sag Harbor, an East Hampton Town pass is required. Southampton Town has not raised its beach (continued on page 90)

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pool, Turkish bath, 122-seat theatre and private inlet leading to Georgica Pond) is a wellknown celebrity rental. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck paid $75,000 for one week at the elegant estate, and Gena Davis was married there. In 2008, Madonna and A-Rod were secretly jetted in to East Hampton airport on two private helicopters and whisked away to Jerry Seinfeld’s 12-acre East Hampton estate on Further Lane. Perhaps that rendezvous was to celebrate the big five-0—or her pending divorce from Guy Ritchie in the midst of her Sticky and Sweet Tour. It was that divorce from Ritchie, in January 2009, after eight years of marriage, that prompted the Material Girl’s move back to the states from the couple’s countryside home in England. Madonna went on a real estate buying spree in the New York area. Early in ‘09, now single, she made her move back to the place whence she started her mercurial career—Manhattan. Madonna bought a 26room mansion on East 81 Street. It was actually TWO homes: a pair of four-story town houses that she’s in the process of turning into a two-entry Georgian mansion. At $40 million, it was one of the biggest deals on the Upper East Side. As of March, renovation still seemed to be in full swing. Scaffolding and tarps still covered the façade of the buildings, which have a total of 13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, a two-car garage, 3,000 square foot garden, nine fireplaces, wine cellar with a grotto, and an elevator. So Madonna is there. And Madonna is here. Our neighbor. Right up the road from Dan’s Papers. For those who need to know more biographical details about the singer, I’m sorry. I’m maxed out on space for this article. Go to Madonna.com or Wikipedia. Or go over to Mitchell Lane or Lily Pond and try to sneak a peak for yourself. Please don’t jump out of the bushes. We like to protect our local celebrities. 1319434

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“LEFT OF PARADISE” This Memorial Day Weekend in the Hamptons just say NO! Make a vow (even for just a few hours) to just say no and unplug your television set. Take a break from the fabricated, sensationalized and materialized so-called “Reality TV” and MAKE YOUR OWN REALITY! Shut down your computer. Just close it and walk away. Silence your PDA phones. Just say no to digital technology and explore other ways to connect with your family, friends and more importantly, yourself! That said, a perfect opportunity to enjoy a digital-free family event is this Saturday, May 29thfrom Noon to 4p.m. at the Ross School Tennis Center in East Hampton. The event will honor Tennis Coaching Legend Nick Bollettieri whose trained all the greats Andre including Shandell, Mazza Agassi, Boris Becker, rier, Martina Hingis, Monica Jim Cour Seles, and Venus and Serena Williams. Guests can participate in a meet-and-greet, coaching clinic, and a junior tournament with Bollettieri. For ticket info, call 631-907-5171. Saturday evening, the go-to charity event will be The 20th Anniversary Gala to benefit the Miracle House at the Bridgehampton Tennis and Surf Club from 5 p.m. – 11 p.m. Bravo’s Andy Cohen and Star of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of NYC,” author, Countess LuAnn de Lesse eps will host the festivities. Ya never know, for a hefty donation, the Countess could entertain guests with an impromptu performance of her debut single, the dance song “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” Plus, Grammy legend Thelma Houston is scheduled to perform. How does the band Lez Zeppelin kick off the 2010 summer season? With a live performance at The Stephen Talk House in Amagansett this Saturday at 8 p.m.! Don’t let the name fool you. This all- girl, all Led Zeppelin tribute band means serious business. Just feast your eyes and ears on the classically trained band Leader and guitarist, Steph Paynes. I guarantee at some point in the performance, you will blink, rub your eyes and for a moment, see Jim mmy Page. Paynes told me, “The Talkhouse likes to host Lez Zeppelin at least twice a summer. We usually launch the season on Memorial Day and it’s always a fave as people are just so ready to let the festivities begin! The show has become synonymous with wild, screaming crowds in a roadhouse somewhere left of paradise. ‘Can’t really imagine being anywhere else.” The truth is, for the band, the festivities don’t begin till the show is over. Paynes admits, “Before the show is when the down and dirty work of being

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at his house on Friday. “I have done the math. Based on the rate that these carnivores eat meat, the deer herd should be solved in three weeks.” Der Klerk also had his attorney do some research. There is an ordinance in North Haven prohibiting the harboring of “wild animals,” in the list of such animals, there is mention of coyotes and American Mountain Lions, but not the South African Lion. “It may have been an oversight,” de Klerk grinned. “But I have a problem here and I am someone who solves problems.” The lions, each 800 to 1,000 pounds, were caught in the Bagaloo Section of South Africa using blow guns with darts that had been dipped

in a sleeping potion. The lions were caged while asleep, flown to Kennedy Airport, and then taken by boat to der Klerk’s private dock on Wednesday. Currently they are being housed in the der Klerk garage, built by the late Mr. Kallen for his 17 antique cars. “Why have you only brought male lions?” this reporter asked. “We wanted them to only have one thing on their minds.’’ “What happens after three weeks?’’ “The lions will be caught, they should be well fed and lazy by that time, and returned to South Africa.” Der Klerk, is delaying the releasing of the lions until Monday so he can get the word out—Dan’s

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The Living Dead: Local Cemeteries Go Online buckeye trees, so close to the very heart of Bridgehampton, is free. Roger Tollefson, a volunteer with the Hampton Bays Historical Society, told me there are 10 town-owned cemeteries in the Town of Southampton and 38 that are privately owned. On June 1, a new website will be launched to detail every single gravesite—with information such as date of birth, death and any gravestone inscriptions. Tollefson explained that getting historical information will become as easy as Googling once this website is up and running. He said that in 2004 the Town of Southampton began a study of the 10 historic cemeteries they owned. So far, all the information available on the website is currently limited to those parcels. “Hopefully,” said Tollefson, at a future date the 38 privately-owned, family-owned and Native American burial sites will also be invited to participate in the website.” This website allows the user to search for a particular grave by using the name of the deceased, date of death and/or an inscription. When a search is successful, additional data found in the 1931 Daughters of the American Revolution Survey and the 2004 database obtained by the University of Pennsylvania, with a photograph and an exact location of each stone, is also retrieved. Additional links are supplied for associated searches for the user’s convenience. There is a long list of historical figures, ministers, outlaws and local legends buried throughout Southampton. Westhampton Beach Attorney Michael J. Galluzzi pointed out that Howard Cosell is in fact buried in the Westhampton Beach Cemetery. By the way, in case you’ve wondered, Galluzzi informed me that the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery is that a graveyard is a cemetery that is filled to capacity. I’ve often visited many of the graveyards throughout the Hamptons and find it fascinating to see some of the inscriptions like, “He’s gone, this time, for eternity,” or one that is all too familiar in Sag Harbor, “Lost at sea.” Clement M. Healy has two wonderful books (North Fork Cemeteries; South Fork Cemeteries) that are filled with photos of hundreds of graves. I met him at a North Fork vineyard and next thing I knew it I was reading the books. I now keep them in the car and when I pass a graveyard, I can check the books to see if it’s worth stopping and visiting. Here is a list of a few very interesting graves I’ve visited in the towns throughout the Hamptons. In Southampton, actor Gary Cooper is buried in the Sacred Heart of Jesus Cemetery; boxing legend as well as tavern owner Jack Dempsey, buried as “William Harrison Dempsey,” is in the Southampton Cemetery. In East Hampton I’ve visited the grave of British born artist Thomas Moran (South End Cemetery), and in Springs, at the incredibly interesting Green River Cemetery, is the plot of artist Jackson Pollock which features a boulder atop a high mound. In Montauk, in the Native American Grave Yard,

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Equus Opens the Guild Hall Season By Judy S. Klinghoffer The Guild Hall will begin their summer season this year with Equus, Sir Peter Shaffer’s Tonywinning drama that has entranced audiences since its debut in London in 1973. The current production, directed by Tony Walton, starring Alec Baldwin and Sam Underwood, fits perfectly with the Guild Hall’s commitment to providing exciting, relevant fare for East End residents and visitors alike. Baldwin’s first thought was simply that he and Walton wanted to work together. They were considering lighter, more summery pieces, something along the lines of Hay Fever or The Front Page, but when Walton asked, “what have you always wanted to do?” Baldwin’s answer was quick. “I’ve always wanted to do Equus.” The play shocked audiences in the ‘70s with its story of a disturbed stable boy, who blinds the horses he worshipped as gods, and the psychiatrist Martin Dysart, who wonders if he can cure the boy without destroying his ability to feel the overwhelming kind of passion Dysart will never know. Walton had been friends with playwright Shaffer since 1958. Not only did Shaffer give his blessings for Walton and Baldwin to mount a revival at the Guild Hall, he also revised the play, “not an entirely new draft, “but it’s new to them,” Shaffer says of the East End audiences, “I wanted something that would be new to me.” “I couldn’t have it better,” said Baldwin. “Tony is a joy to be around.” He was enthusiastic about the Drama Hall of Fame director and Oscar winner. Baldwin himself nabbed an Oscar in 2003 for The Cooler. He considers Shaffer to be “the greatest living playwright.” The role of Dysart was first played on Broadway by Anthony Hopkins, followed with a brief hitch by Richard Burton, but this isn’t the first time Baldwin has stepped into a role previously performed by a theatre giant. He played Stanley Kowalski in a revival of Streetcar, dealing successfully enough with the shadow of Brandon’s iconic portrayal to be nominated for a Tony. Baldwin views playing Martin Dysart as “a tremendous opportunity. The words are there. My goal is to surf the wave all the way to the shore.” Sam Underwood, playing the role of Alan Strang, the tortured stable boy, is in some pretty exalted company between Baldwin, Walton and Shaffer. “It’s truly humbling,” he admits, “I’m still learning a lot.” Of his demanding role he says that the character, “comes from deep passion. It’s draining, but it’s an incredible high.” Tony Walton had directed Underwood in the Irish Repertory Theatre’s production of Shaw’s Candida, in which he played Marchbanks. Walton knew the young English actor was right for the part of Alan Strang. Interestingly, Underwood has his own six degrees with Brando—the role of Marchbanks was Brando’s very first role on Broadway. Equus will begin previews on June 8, with an opening night performance and benefit dinner on June 11, and run through July 3. It promises to be a phenomenal night of theatre, but it’s only the beginning. “The Guild Hall has a calendar filled with

extraordinary fare for every taste,” said Guild Hall artistic director, Josh Gladstone. “Alec gets one day off before he’s back hosting Summer Docs,” a co-venture of the Guild Hall and the Hamptons International Film Festival, screening award winning documentaries, such as last year’s The Cove. Summer Docs will run on July 5, August 7, and September 4. There’ll be more theatre on hand. For those of us whose hearts belong to retail, a hot ticket may be a book reading from No Mere Bagatelles: Telling the Story of Handbag Genius Judith Leiber and Modernist Artist Gerson Leiber, by author Jeffrey Sussman along with Judith and Sam Underwood, Alec Baldwin

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am happy and very sad to report that in the last week or two all hell has broken loose. They’re back.They’re back with a vengeance. Parking is once again a big problem. The roads are jammed. There are tie-ups and there are legendary events such as this— which has not happened to me in two years until now—where I have driven into town to get something at a store, driven round and round and round and round and then driven back home without stopping whatsoever with the idea in my head that I have to come back perhaps at 8 in the morning or 8 in the evening. Yesterday, in a parking lot, I found myself

creeping along in my car, following a middleaged woman laden down with packages, walking through the lot with the car keys

prominently displayed in her hand. I followed her like an elephant follows an elephant trainer. She had my parking space. She had my keys to the city. I crept along behind her in my Tahoe quietly, hopefully, hoping that when she got to her car she would get in it and some other car wouldn’t cut me off after she left and steal it. I’m told that real estate is emerging from its long slumber. Things are beginning to sell. Advertising in our paper and others is on the rise. And then last Friday, the Friday BEFORE the Friday of Memorial Day weekend, I experienced a cell phone problem that I had not experienced since 2007. You couldn’t get a signal. Beginning around noon, there were so many people using their cell phones to tell their friends and family that they were arriving in the Hamptons that phone coverage simply sagged and clogged. This was the true measure of success for the Hamptons. It’s over. In the real world, from the perspective of the planet, this revival of commerce is not a good thing at all. Oil gushers out from the earth’s core into the Gulf of Mexico. A volcano in Iceland spreads ash all over Europe, grounding air transport. An earthquake flattens the Capital of Haiti and tornados scorch the central states in record numbers. Here in the Hamptons, the high floodwaters are still being pumped out of our cellars to be hosed out into the public streets. My goodness, the traffic has to slow down to splash through. Who’s in charge here? Yesterday, in the newly opened restaurant The Grille in East Hampton, I overheard a man say “Thank God for North Carolina.” Friends asked him to explain. What he meant was that if the oil spill makes its way around Florida and heads up the Atlantic in the Gulf Stream, it will bump into the bulge of North Carolina’s Outer Banks and be sent off course slingshot fashion toward Ireland instead of the Hamptons. So we’re okay as far as that goes. Humans are an amazing species. They don’t know who they are rooting for. All they want is to get theirs. And when things go wrong they say okay, that hasn’t happened here anyway, but if it does we’ll just go to higher ground. So you see? Everything’s okay.

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By Susan M. Galardi It’s a brand new season at the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor. Developments over the winter and spring have meant some exciting changes for the venue—not the least of which is a new 99-seat theatre within the larger 299-seat space. While that theater (called the Annie and Eli Second Stage, after Anne Jackson and Eli Wallach) won’t be used during the busy summer season, it will be put to very good use the rest of the year with smaller, edgier, less “commercial” productions. Another development at Bay Street is its newly formed Artistic Associates Committee. The likes of Alan Alda, Joy Behar, Kate Burton, Zoe Caldwell, Mario Cantone, Kim Cattrall, Richard Kind and Mercedes Ruehl will make themselves available for performances on the Bay Street stage, and support the theater by appearing at fundraising and other events. Other celebs on the committee include comedian Julie Halston, playwrights Terrence McNally, Joe Pintauro, and Lanford Wilson, actor Tony Roberts, and composer Stephen Flaherty. The events at Bay Street kick off this Saturday, May 29 with “An Evening with Sutton Foster,” an intimate concert featuring hit songs from the young ingenue’s Broadway career, classic and pop songs, and selections from her new CD, Wish. The musical director is Michael Rafter. On Broadway, Foster played Fiona in Shrek, Inga in Young Frankenstein and Janet Van De Graaff in Drowsy Chaperone, among others. She has won Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics Circle and Astaire Awards. Tickets for this onenight-only performance are $75. Premium tickets, $125, include the post-performance reception with Sutton. Of course, to most of us, Bay Street means two things: one of the best benefits of the season on the Long Wharf Pier in Sag Harbor and full-scale theatrical productions featuring top tier talent. This year’s benefit and gala, Rock the Dock for Bay Street, will feature the Artistic Associates Joy Behar (recently nominated for an Emmy for her HLN talk show) and one of Caroline’s Comedy Club staples, Mario Cantone, as co-hosts. The outrageously funny Richard Kind will be auctioneer. This year’s gala, on July 17, will offer not only the traditional seated dining at tables, but more casual lounge seating with tapas. Attendees can take part in online bidding for celebrity and fantasy auction items (including adventure trips) and boogie to music by DJ-to-the-stars Tom Finn. Bay Street’s Mainstage series this summer features three productions: the New York premiere of Dissonance by Damian Lanigan (June 1-27), a revival of Lanford Wilson’s Fifth of July (July 6-August 1) and David Mamet’s courtroom farce, Romance (August 10-September 15). According to Murphy Davis, co-creative director at Bay Street, “In forming a season, we try to present very diverse pieces so that (continued on page 70)

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By David Lion Rattiner The emotions in Montauk could be summed up by a posting on the day’s special board at George Watson’s The Dock restaurant and bar. “Montauk’s soul for sale. Contact Town Hall.” East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill Wilkinson took a look at the possibility of selling two town-owned docks in Montauk last week, sending a shockwave through the Montauk commercial fishing industry. The docks are located on Star Island and nearby West Lake Drive. As of Friday however, thanks to an enormous outpouring of opposition, the plan has been abandoned. The idea was simple, sell the commercial docks in Montauk to a private enterprise and make a dent in the deficit. The East Hampton Town Planning Department was instructed to open a query into how much the docks could be sold for and who might buy them. Wilkinson announced that he was looking to sell the docks because the town loses money on the property by renting the docks to local commercial fishermen. Commercial fisherman in Montauk continue to face daunting regulations that are restricting the amount of fish they can haul onto their boats—so much so that they are realizing that they can no longer afford to be in business. The limits have prompted a lawsuit by Montauk fishing boat Captain Charles Weimer, along with other fisherman throughout the Northeast and in Montauk, in an attempt to change the laws to a catch number that will make it easier on their livelihood. The proposed idea of selling the two docks where many of the fishermen in Montauk keep their boats had them even more worried. If the docks were sold to a private business, the odds of the private sector keeping the rates affordable for commercial fishermen were slim to none. East Hampton Town Councilwoman Julia Prince, who is a resident of Montauk, weighed in on the proposed idea and issued a firm and direct response of “No” to the idea. Prince also suggested that the Town look into using CPF funds to purchase the docks, legally generating money that could be used to pay back the deficit while at the same time keeping ownership of the docks within the Town. This strategy—using CPF money for expenses beyond open space purchases—was used notoriously by the McGintee administration and was widely criticized for its borrowing from Peter to pay Paul, that is: taking money from one pot and putting it in another, but with no real new revenue or reduction in spending expected. After a four hour meeting with the town attorneys about the issue, Wilkinson decided to keep the commercial docks as they are and not use them as a way to solve the $30 million deficit he inherited from the previous administration. This was a huge relief for commercial fishermen in Montauk. Bonnie Brady, the direc-

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the arch of season gives audience members a real ride.” From the looks of the line up, they’ve done it. Dissonance is the story of a gorgeous young rock star who wreaks havoc among members of an emotionally unstable string quartet. The play is the first theatrical foray by Lanigan, who’s primarily a novelist. The basic set up is the quartet’s rehearsal for a once-ina-lifetime performance at Carnegie Hall. The members bicker, revealing their entangled relationships. Tensions heighten when the only woman in the group has a chance meeting with the rock star. “We always like to do a new play each season,” said Davis. “We’ve been looking at this one for a few years. It has everything—it’s incredibly intelligent, wonderfully witty, has a great romance, and ultimately a very dramatic ending. It’s the perfect play to open our season.” The comedy/drama brings Tony-nominated Director Lonny Price (Broadway’s 110 In The Shade) back to Bay Street. The production stars Rosie Benton, Daniel Gerroll (“Ugly Betty”), Morgan Spector (Broadway’s A View From The Bridge and The Lion King), and Gregory Wooddell “30 Rock”) as the rock-star interloper. Dissonance previews June 1–June 4; opening night Saturday, June 5. (The shows run Tues.-Sat. at 8 p.m., and Sun. at 7 p.m.; matinees Wed. at 2 p.m. and Sat. at 4 p.m.). Just at the heels of Independence Day is Fifth of July, the American classic by Sag Harbor’s own Pulitzer-Prize-winning playwright Lanford Wilson. A co-production with

the Williamstown Theatre Festival, Fifth of July will be directed by Terry Kinney. “We’ve been wanting to do this play for years,” said Davis. “Even though is was written in the late ‘70s, it’s very relevant as far as today’s issue. The play focuses on a Vietnam vet who returns home. It’s a timeless family struggle of loyalty to home and country, with strong correlations to the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.” Mamet’s Romance, directed by Lisa Peterson, rounds out the summer. This play, another that Davis and co-creative director Sybil Christopher had their eye on, was finally given the green light based on the audience reaction to last year’s brilliant production of Dinner. “After the response to Dinner, we knew audiences would respond to this,” said Davis. “The play is more of a farce; the most politically incorrect, most wicked work we’ve ever presented.” In the typical Mamettian fashion, no one is safe from ridicule and political incorrectness. The show runs from August 10-September 15. From comedy to dramedy. Bay Street has been presenting its popular Comedy Club Series for several years. In fact, the theater’s motto for the summer might be, “comedy is king. It kicks off Fourth of July weekend with two comedy greats: Joy Behar on Saturday, July 3 and Darrell Hammond on Saturday, July 5. (All comedy shows begin at 8 p.m.) In addition to winning a Daytime Emmy as one of the two original co-hosts of Barbara

Walters’ “The View,” and nominated for “The Joy Behar Show,” Behar has made countless TV and film appearances, and had a successful theatrical run off-Broadway in The Food Chain and The Vagina Monologues. She’s written three books, including the New York Times bestselling children’s book Sheetzucacapoopoo: My Kind of Dog. As the longest-running cast member of SNL, Darrell Hammond, brought to life a cavalcade of characters including John McCain, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Sean Connery, Regis Philbin, Donald Trump and Dan Rather. The veteran comic has appeared on “Third Rock,” and “Damages” with Glenn Close. He appears at Bay Street Monday, July 5. Following those stellar acts is Jake Johannsen on Monday, July 12, whose HBO comedy special “This’ll Take about an Hour” was rated in the top 10 by People Magazine. On July 19, David Alan Grier (“In Living Color”) takes to the stage. Grier’s comic success in theater, TV and film, due to his incredible sense of timing—something fans of “Dancing with the Stars” witnessed. Returning to the series on July 26 is former SNL comedian, Long Island’s own Jim Breuer. He joined the seminal TV show in 1995, becoming best known for his original character “Goat Boy” and his classic “Joe Pesci Show” sketches. David Brenner, a veteran stand-up comedian, author, and founder of funnydeli.com is (continued on page 80)

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the only marked grave is that of Stephen Pharoah, who was born in a wigwam on Molly’s Hill in Springs. Pharoah fought in the Civil War, but was famous for walking 30 miles to work and back every day, going from Montauk to East Hampton. In fact he walked from East Hampton to Brooklyn in record time. (By the way, he was buried in the sitting position.) So many of the small cemeteries throughout the Hamptons have heroes of the American Revolution, the War of 1812, The MexicanAmerican War, the Civil War, and the Spanish American War, where 270 men died of malaria and other diseases while camped in Montauk’s Third House, then used as an infir-

mary. Many of them were buried in Montauk, but the coffins were exhumed and shipped home. Also interned are hundreds of sailors who died in shipwrecks along the shores of the region throughout history. Roger Tollefson told me there is actually a one-person cemetery in Hampton Bays where the Native American Rev. Cuffee is buried. He taught Christianity to the Shinnecocks back in the mid 1800s. Tollefson said that until the website is attached to the Town of Southampton, sometime around June 1, 2010, access to the information can be attained by visiting hgsdb.info. Funding for this project has mainly come from Hampton Bays Historical Society.

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The feeling around town seems to be that ThroneHolst is capable. She once told me her mantra was to always be prepared. She accomplishes that in part by outworking everyone in the room, and she’s known to be up into the wee hours of the morning, reading Ben Zwirn the details to all town proposals. Throne-Holst’s plan to reduce the size of the highly paid department heads is perhaps not going as fast as she had wished—after all, some department heads are entrenched. But the idea to shrink the size and growth of the town government isn’t that radical in these difficult times. Lastly I owe a mention to N.Y. State Assemblyman Fred Thiele, who has assisted me on so many features for facts, figures and opinions. Thiele left the Republican Party to become an Independent as sort of a protest to the craziness going on in Albany, where chaos is the rule. This summer, a story line will play out on who will run against him and which parties will support him. Thiele supported Anna Throne-Holst against Linda Kabot and now the word is that Kabot may entertain the idea of running against him. Thiele said he welcomes all challenges, believing in the wisdom of the voters to see beyond local party affiliations. I don’t live in Thiele’s district but I have to say I’ve never met a harder-working local political figure. He’s at every event I cover or read about. His votes are always well thought out for the local area. He is also a former Southampton supervisor. Thiele’s campaign will be worth following. He once joked to some Southampton Breakers baseball players at their field dedication, “I pitch left-handed but bat right-handed.” Former East Hampton Town Supervisor and present Suffolk County Assemblyman Jay Schneiderman has been making noises that he may run for something new, perhaps on the state or national level. Democratic Congressman Tim Bishop has been working the district with no clear opponent yet in place. National experts say Bishop is vulnerable—but never underestimate how hard this Congressman works for constituents. Expect to see Bishop at many of the fundraisers and civic events this summer. He’ll be fighting for his political life, something United States Congressman tend to do every two years.

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By Kim Palmer Since its opening in 1998, The Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center has continued to be an effervescent venue for theater, music, dance and film for the East End. World-class musicians and comedians have graced its stage throughout the years and its popularity continues to grow. This summer will be no exception. The Center will kick off its 12th season with two exceptional musical performances and comedy, featuring bright up-and-comers like Mark Broussard, and icons of the stage Cyndi Lauper and Bill Cosby. On Saturday, May 29, at 8 p.m., banjo player Bé la Fleck, composer and double-bass player Edgar Meyer and tabla player Zakir Hussain will perform a combination of classical, bluegrass and world music. The trio will be joining together for the first time in a concert of original music supporting their new release The Melody of Rhythm. Tickets are $95/$75/$55. Comedian and New York native Susie Essman will share her comic take on people and everyday life in her stand-up routine on May 30 at 8 p.m. Essman has played character Susie Greene on all seven seasons of “Curb Your Enthusiam,” and is best known for her withering sarcasm and uninhibited insults. A veteran of the world of stand-up comedy for 25 years, she has appeared in her own half-hour HBO comedy special, as well as on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” “The View” and ‘”Crank Yankers.” On the big screen, she most recently starred as the voice of Mittens the Cat in the Disney animated movie, Bolt. Tickets are $90/$70/$50. This show features mature content and is for adults only. This summer season WHBPAC, as always, will bring several new artists to the stage, thanks to Executive Director Claire Busceglia’s amazing ear for talent and ability to get both newbies and established artists out to the East End. On June 6, young musician and vocalist Melody Gardot will share her blend of jazz and blues. Still in her early 20s, Gardot has taken the world by storm with her sophomore album, My One and Only Thrill, which debuted at number one in France. Gardot began recording and releasing tracks

attend Berklee College of Music, she received her Bachelor of Music and became the youngest faculty member in the history of the college at age 20. Straight from the Louisiana roots music scene, soul singer Marc Broussard performs on June 25, touring in support of his new release, Keep Coming Back. Broussard’s enormous vocals on the perfectly structured song, “Home,” have been heard on the airwaves—it’s a major song for this young singer. He will be joined by his “dirty brass band,” featuring several Louisiana music veterans, in an energetic live performance. Other new artists include folk and soul artist (continued on page 86)

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back on August 7 for a special Saturday performance. Brenner has completed four HBO Specials, including “David Brenner: Back with a Vengeance”—one of the network’s highest rated shows. Since his debut on season one of “Last Comic Standing,” larger than life comedian Ralphie May hits the theatre August 16. With record-setting Comedy Central specials, May’s highly-relatable comedic genius has brought him huge popularity. On August 23, Joe Piscopo and Bobby Slaton appear together. Piscopo has appeared in films including Johnny Dangerously and Wise Guys, on Broadway in Grease! and not to mention, years on SNL. Slaton is no stranger to film either, with his scene-stealing roles in

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While You Were Gone: RE Update By TJ Clemente Last summer, it seemed that the sound track of the movie Jaws was playing as a backdrop to the Hamptons real estate scene. Many agents reported to me that they were driving buyers (sharks) around to look at homes. Then the sharks would attack with crazy lowball prices, hoping that some weak hearted owner would flounder and give away a choice piece of property. Luckily, for sanity’s sake, very few owners engaged in the panic sell. Instead, most of them eventually, as Town and Country President Judi Desiderio put it, “priced their homes correctly.” The bottom of the market stabilized and prices stopped the free fall in which thousands of dollars that took years to accumulate melted away like butter on a hot plate. Then the third quarter figures came in. During that time period in 2009, real estate sales results showed the market was indeed, no longer in free fall. It showed activity and growth for high-end homes over $2.5 million. The Dow flirting upward around 10,000 was then a sign of a recovery in the net worth of stock owners who watched home sales and prices plunge when the Dow bounced at the decade low of 6,500, following the previous year’s financial meltdown. Momentum was returning as consumers and homebuyers began to make long-term purchases based on value, need and desires. “Panic” was no longer used to describe local real estate and business markets. Reports now show that a bottom was established, sales are on the rise and that

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things are looking brighter. But earlier statistics also revealed how dismal things still were. Using Town & County statistics, 1,045 homes were sold in all of the Hamptons (North and South Forks) in 2009. That number was up 4.92% from the 996 sold in 2008. On the North Fork, the difference was negligible, with 312 total sales in 2009, a difference of just one house compared to the 311 sales in 2008. The overall good news was that sales on the East End in 2009 increased slightly. The bad news was that 2008 was, no surprise, a historically bad year. Sag Harbor Village, never one to follow the latest trends, actually showed a sales decline of almost half in 2009 versus 2008

(from 43 down to 23 sales). East Hampton Village sales decreased by 14.63%. Southampton area (including North Sea) decreased by almost 9%, with total 2009 sales at 85, versus 93 in 2008. Yet, in Southampton Village, home sales in 2009 increased by 15.25%, with 68 sales compared to 59 in 2008. The median price of a Southampton Village sale in 2009 was $1.84 million, down 18.22% from the $2.25 median figure of 2008. The greatest increase in sales was in Bridgehampton, where the number of sales in 2009 increased by a whopping 50.51%—there were 131 sales in 2009 compared to 87 in 2008. It may be noted that these sales had the highest median price in all the Hamptons at $2.7 million. Not only was Bridgehampton’s median the highest, but it actually increased by 28.57% from $2.1 million in 2008. This adds to the theory that, once the dust settled from the economic freefall of early 2008, the wealthy went about their business as usual. Corcoran’s report was based on its own figures, slightly different from Town & Country’s. It showed a 7% decline in all Hampton sales in 2009 versus 2008 (1,147 for 2009, 1,478 for 2008). Desiderio said the discrepancy occurred because the two agencies use different cut off points for calculating totals. Corcoran’s conclusion was that, “overall sales volume in the Hamptons decreased in (continued on next page)

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2009 as compared to 2008. The decline in activity was a direct result of the overall economy and the troubled national real estate market experienced in 2009. We are, however, witnessing signs of local improvement as we enter 2010.” The report went on to say that, “positive signs of increased activity in the fourth quarter have created the first quarterly drop in inventory in more than one year.” The trend continues to grow positive as the 2010 First Quarter results posted by Town & Country and the Corcoran Group showed huge increases in activity across the board. On the North Fork the volume of activity in the Q1 2010 increased by 77%. On the South Fork (Westhampton/Quogue including Shelter Island to Montauk), Q1 sales were up 124%. In most of the hamlets on the East End, the median price of homes was also on the rise. On the South Fork the median number went up a healthy 46% (to $950,000). On the North Fork the increase was a more modest 8%. Therefore, it was summarized by many experts, including Charles Paulos, First V.P. of Investment, for Merrill Lynch Global Wealth Management, that the idea of spending even up to $60,000 annually on rent was no longer smarter than buying. The market was no longer in a free fall and you could see it on the faces of homeowners across the East End, if not across the country. Voices of reason in the darkest hours, like that of Bridgehampton National Bank CEO and President Kevin

O’Connor, knew that property here, with its proximity to, “that ocean with those beaches,” had intrinsic value that would once again stabilize the local market and become attractive to the smartest money. It was a prime time to buy and thus activity started robustly. Corcoran’s report stated that the Hamptons experienced a significant 124% increase in residential unit sales in the Q1 versus the same period a year ago; a 46% increase in median home price and a 155% increase in sales volume. The report states, “Inventory continues to increase as positive market conditions convince sellers that the time is right to list.” Comparing Q1 2010 with Q1 2009 showed that in Amagansett, activity was up with 19 homes selling in the first quarter as opposed to only 7 in 2009. The median price dropped by 59%, from $3.1 million to $1.58 million. An insider said the figures were misleading. “It means a larger cross section of homes are selling, not just the trophies. It’s a great development.” In fact the overall Hamptons 2010 Q1 sales were up 124%, with 466 sales (from Westhampton/Quogue including Shelter Island all the way out to Montauk). And how’s this for a positive turn of numbers? In Wainscott, Q1, sales were up 2,600%, with 27 in 2010 compared to ONE the year before. The smallest increase was in Montauk, at a respectable 44% (23 this year compared to 16 in ‘09). On the North Fork, there were 108 sales, as opposed to just 61 in 2009. On the South Fork the median price rose a healthy 46% to $950,000 from $650,000

Q1, 2009. On the North Fork the increase was a more modest 8%—up to $439,000 from $405,000 in 2009. The residential luxury market is defined as the top 10% of all residential sales made. On the South Fork the increase in median price in the luxury market was up 10%, with the median sale number at $5.8 million. Total sales of vacant land on the South Fork, regardless of zoning, was up 200% with the number at $75.7 million. On the North Fork, vacant land sales were down by 15% to an anemic total of $180,000. Oddly, luxury home sales on the North Fork were up 83% in total sales but down 30% in median sales during the first quarter of 2010. A sign of what may be coming again was Corcoran Group setting a new rental record for the Hamptons a few weeks back. “Sandcastle,” a 31,000 square-foot cottage in Bridgehampton, rented for a mere $500,000 for the first two weeks of July, translating to about $35,000 a day. So even without the second quarter figures in for 2010, it looks like activity has solidified, and smart money is making smart choices.

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in a band takes place. All the details; parking the bus, unloading all the gear, sound check, dealing with inevitable problems of bad tubes, missing guitar picks and crises such as having brought the wrong sizes of Lez Zeppelin pink panties to sell. Securing hospitality riders, guest lists, meet-and-greets. But, mainly, it’s a lot of sitting around and waiting. This is the real story of rock and roll!” Did I lose you at pink panties? Eventually Paynes and the band disappear backstage and reemerge a few hours later, center stage completely transformed and ready to rock. Lez Zep has several surprises in store. Paynes revealed, “We are just finishing our latest record, LEZ ZEPPELIN I, and will have the first new mastered copy of it in our hands this weekend. It is a record we are all very proud of and we can’t wait to unleash it on the world.” So, what’s next for this Rock quartet? “We are planning some serious touring around the new album this summer and into the fall. We will probably do two big U.S. loops in July and then again in Sept/Oct., as well as Europe at the end of the year. Some other overseas destinations may also be on the horizon. There are also a few other exciting projects in the works of a more visual/multimedia nature; and of course, we’re already thinking about the next album.” More importantly, I asked, “Where is the after party?” Paynes replied, “Well, we’ve had a few good offers, but the bidding is still open.” Speaking of late night, listen up! If you’re in a clubbing state of mind this holiday weekend, your actual nightclub options in the Hamptons are as follows; RDV (formally Tavern), Dune’s Axe Lounge both in Southampton or Lily Pond in East Hampton. The Von Broocks have taken back the Tavern and teamed up with the crew behind RDV. Dune’s Axe Lounge was clearly the club front- runner last season and Matt Shendell, Owner of AXE Lounge told me this season will be no different, “We are looking forward to AXE Lounge being the top nightclub in the Hamptons with exciting guests and busier than ever.” Amanda Mitchell owner of Southern Hospitality PR (AXE Lounge, Fifth on Main) is also positive about the turnout this season and said, “Everyone is especially looking forward to this summer, as the economy has finally started to make its turn.” This weekend, o Make it America” star, HBO’s “How to Bryan Greenberg, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are rumored to be making the rounds. Great line up! So, just say NO! And, go see what happens when you stop watching and start participating! Gina Glickman is a TV host, director, writer, executive producer and founder of GMG Entertainment. Look out for Gina starring in the Ninth season of the hit series, News 12 Long Island’s “What's Hot in the Hamptons.”

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While You Were Gone: Biz Update

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By T.J. Clemente On Labor Day of 2009, with their last look at the dreamy ocean and bay beaches, knowing it was pack-up packout time, most visitors summed up that their time and investment in the Hamptons was well worth it. When the cars were all heading out of the Hamptons for that last drive home of the season, what was left behind was a region that saw business as a whole down an average of 30% among the hamlets. Although some restaurants survived, too many were victims of the reality that many people had to cut back on their spending when it came to fine dining. Thus, restaurants such as The Laundry are no longer poised on Route 27, in East Hampton; along with 75 Main, a very popular Southampton establishment for years. Bob Stevens Appliance-TV, a business in Westhampton for over 30 years where so many East Enders bought their top-end appliances, has closed. Stevens and his staff who were knowledgeable, friendly and actually loyal to their customers. The truth is that, although the real estate market is showing positive activity with triple digit increases in transactions over last year, the commercial real estate rental market is soft, to put it diplomatically. When you walk through the hamlets you will see a number of choice locations on Main Streets without tenants.

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That’s due to a combination of reasons: high rents, lease requests for too long a period or too short a period, and the trend by many to wait it out before they invest their capital to give a small business a shot. Over the years so many traditional legendary business owners, like those of John Duck’s in Southampton, had grown tired, cashed in on the value of the real estate and closed shop. On the other hand, others somehow flourished, using imagination and an expert feel for what the public wanted, or desired. Bobby Vans in Bridgehampton did much better than most fine restaurants, as did the American Hotel in Sag Harbor. The secret seems to be owning the property or renting a property with an affordable lease. The million

dollar-a-year lease J. Crew signed in East Hampton is perhaps a milestone and only after a strong recovery will it be surpassed. Last year, Bob Corton, a former business owner and then a part-time cook in Southampton Village, stated that, based on his 20 years of observations, the 20something club crowd was not present at the restaurants in the usual numbers on Memorial Day weekend 2009. He believed that shoppers were more cautious all over town. Many believe that part of the rental slowdown last year was due in part to the decreased amount of the share house crowds that were typically affluent, ate in trendy restaurants and bought new clothes for the evenings. The trend continued into the winter where, according to Lester Ware speaking as a small-business owner in the Hamptons, “The post-9/11 period brought in a lot of winter customers, not just for me, but perhaps throughout the Hamptons, and maybe a false sense of winter business growth. It’s tougher now.” As in all small businesses, Ware stated the importance of “access to capital in order to survive through the winters.” His words were prophetic considering the lead story across the land this last winter was the inability of small business to get loans due to the tightening of money post the economic crisis. (continued on next page)

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One group where financing wasn’t a factor were the huge international brands like Ralph Lauren. Although they would never release their Hampton numbers, salespeople, although tight lipped, were not as jovial about the spending of money at the shops. The trend for small shops to be replaced by the big brand stores is now a reality moving forward. Hal Zwick, a commercial real estate specialist at Devlin McNiff, said to me, “Eight years ago there were five of the top 500 national brands on Main Street (EH); now there are over 20.” However Gucci in East Hampton chose not to renew their lease. The report is they may reappear via a short-term, three to four month lease. Some big brands actually closed their shops for the winter this year, just eating that huge rent. There were some causalities—such as the 65 unit condo development proposal by Sag Development Partners (a subsidiary of the firm Cape Advisors) to proceed at the Bulova site in Sag Harbor. Having cleared all its hurdles of approvals, it was halted not by the courts, not by the Friends of Sag Harbor, but by the economy and the inability to secure the right financing. Perhaps being delayed saved them a lot of headaches—like a mid-project bankruptcy. During the off season there was a lot of excitement with the Metropolitan Transit Authority proposing to cut train service to the East End and replace it with efficient bus (a joke) service only from Lake Ronkonkoma to the North Fork. As of now there is reduced service to Montauk. It was only two years ago the MTA was promot-

ing increased service via trains to the East End to fight the high price of gas. The unpopular cuts came after the MTA bulldozed a 10-county payroll tax through Albany, designed to produce at least $98 million for the MTA. Even before the new tax went into effect, Suffolk County generated $520 million a year for the MTA, about $347 per person. The breakdown according to Assemblyman Fred Thiele’s statistics, was $97 million generated by sales tax in the county, $125 million from mortgage tax, $26 million from increased motor vehicle fees. Stepping up to the plate to do something was William Schoolman, owner of the Hampton Luxury Liner, who started a lawsuit through his company to, in effect, annul what he calls the “unconstitutional and illegal MTA payroll tax.” Later, all the Suffolk county towns, except East Hampton, entered their own lawsuit based on Schoolman’s action. There were elections that had business consequences in the Hamptons. A Republican Board and Supervisor that now reign in East Hampton has proceeded to cut the size of government and is trying to sell off assets like the town commercial dock in Montauk (see related story). Beach Fees have been abolished for residents of East Hampton town but were actually raised for non-residents to $375. In Southampton there were two elections: the Nov. 2009 election in which Anna Throne-Holst defeated Republican incumbent Linda Kabot for Supervisor along with the re-election to the town board of the popular Chris Nuzzi and the election to the board of Jim Malone. A special

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model. Offering smart items priced correctly will help erase that 30% decrease in profits most of the region experienced. However this season I believe that the path to recovering lost profits won’t be in increased sales, but in lowering overhead, delivering the right inventory and using proper sales techniques—as in friendlier personal service, perhaps a lost art during the crazy years. As for the restaurants, many owners say the focus is on smaller, fast-changing menus, emphasizing local produce in season, and on inventive presentation along with all sorts of prix-fixe deals to get people in the door. Of course come August, it will be how many chairs can you legally have in the place. The price of gas is supposed to actually go down this summer so there will be more day drive visitors, and with Wall Street all over the place, up and down, a lot of huge rentals will be last minute—not so much for price, but for timing to get away and not get fired. As for the real estate market, I predict a pleasant summer of movement upward but not anything like the Go-Go era. There are smart buyers who have preserved huge amounts of capital and are looking to buy premium homes but wisely, not speculators speculating recklessly. Let’s face it, the nation as a whole, when it comes to spending the hard earned money, is now more cautious and careful. I bet even Bill Gates thinks twice now before spending since last the crisis.

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and of course, condition issues. A wonderful sampler was chosen for its provenance (it was hand-worked in Sag Harbor), as well as for the fact that it was framed in the late 19th century and suggests a number of challenges including the lack of light-protective glass and the composition of its backing, which will cause eventual deterioration of the delicate fabric. An equally wonderful oil painting is also among the group; sadly, the portrait was badly cut and appears as if a pigeon had used it for a perch! With proper repairs and treatment the subject can be “brought back to life.” A 17th century parchment indenture is notable for its signature – that of Thomas Dongan (of Southampton Town patent fame) – it may only need archival cleaning and framing. Other objects range from a hanging blown glass oil lamp, a primitive wooden foot warmer, a leather water bucket and a coconut dipper. Each of these “orphans” will be described with their treatment options, in the hope that visitors will help to make the repairs possible. In her descriptive text panels, Estes highlights the special needs that historical objects require in this environment, thus informing museum visitors not only about the objects on exhibit but also about those which they may have at home. This exhibit is really interesting. It taught me a lot about what I should be doing to preserve the antique desk and oil painting in my attic. “Orphans in the Attic” is designed to cultivate an environment in which residents, visitors and collectors are willing to continue to donate

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Art in the Museums this Season By Stacy Dermont The Parrish Art Museum on Jobs Lane in Southampton has a very ambitious series of exhibitions underway. “Fairfield Porter: Raw” runs for another glorious two weeks, closing on Sunday, June 13. Don’t miss this show featuring one of the Hampton’s most famous landscape painters and portraitists, Fairfield Porter (19071975). In addition to completed works, works-inprogress and sketches are featured, delineating a unique creative process. A retrospective of the work of English painter Rackstraw Downes (born 1939), “Rackstraw Downes: Onsite Paintings, 1972-2008” runs from June 20 through August 8, 2010. Downes is one of the few artists to have carried the practice of plein air painting into the 21st century. Twenty five paintings will be featured, including

Croquet Players, 1865, by Winslow Homer at Guild Hall

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panoramic scenes of American landscape and urbanscape from Maine, New Jersey, New York and Texas. The Downes exhibition will open with a discussion with curator Klaus Ottmann at 6 p.m. on Saturday, June 19. There will also be an exhibition tour led by Ottman at 6 p.m. on Thursday, July 8. On Saturday, July 17 at 6 p.m. Racjstraw Downes himself will present a talk on his working methods titled “Turning the Head in Empirical Space.” There is a $10 fee for non-members for all three events. Showing its hipster side, the Parrish presents “Underground Pop” from August 15 through October 3, 2010, featuring 10 artists who embrace a quirky vision of what it means to make art in the digital phase of the information age. The artists are: Scott Anderson, Brian Bess, Cole Case, James Gobel, Glenn Goldberg, Leia Jervert, Michael Lazarus, Nathan Mabry, Kristen Morgin and Jeni Spota. The opening reception on Saturday, August 14 at 6 p.m. will begin with a discussion with curator David Pagel. There is a $10 fee for non-members. “Everything old is new again” at the Museum at Guild Hall on Main Street in East Hampton. Their 72nd Artist Members Exhibition runs through June 5. Guild Hall’s summer exhibit will showcase one of America’s greatest painters, Winslow Homer (1836-1910), along with more (continued on next page)

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Twentysomething…By David Lion Rattiner “Dude, I have pictures of Jimmy Buffet at the beach in Montauk,” said Lianne Alcon, the creative director here at Dan’s. It was Friday, and we were gearing up for the Memorial Day issue and I was in a panic to find a cover for the Montauk Pioneer, the local weekly newspaper in Montauk and part of the Dan’s Papers publications. I have been the editor of that newspaper for about seven years now, which, in the words of Ron Burgundy, “is in no way depressing.” I call the Montauk Pioneer “the little paper that could.” Sometimes the paper is 12 pages in size (12 amazing pages) and I try to fit everything local and about Montauk in there. Every town needs a newspaper, this one is Montauk’s

and it has been that way for 50 years since my Dad started it. Back then it was two pages in size. Today, at the height of summer, 36. Boo ya. Politics in Montauk however, are ruthless. Everything, and I mean everything that gets printed in this little Montauk paper can cause a problem. Write about one restaurant, the others get mad. Cover a Montauk event and there was another one that weekend. Put a picture of Jimmy Buffet on the cover and everyone goes nuts. Cover a shark tournament, animal rights activists go bananas. Some love the Surf Lodge, others passionately hate it. Jimmy Buffet you say? What could possibly be wrong with him? Well let me explain. Back in the office last Friday, I tell Lianne, “No,

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contemporary artists in other areas of Guild Hall. Homer is renowned largely for his landscapes, the Boston native frequently painted marine subjects. This show is a great fit for an East Hampton summer. On Saturday, June 19, curator Dr. David Tatham will offer a Gallery Talk on the Homer exhibition, “The Pleasures of Summer.” The exhibit’s opening reception begins at 5 p.m. The public is invited to view Homer’s paintings in the Woodhouse Gallery. At the same time, “Mercedes Matter: Retrospective” will open in the Moran and Spiga Galleries; Gloria Kirsh Sculpture will be on view in the Roy and Freida Furman Sculpture Garden; “East End Teachers” will be on view, appropriately, in the Boots Lamb Education Center. All will be on view through Labor Day. East End art instructor and popular landscape painter, James Daga Albinson, will offer a Traditional Landscape Painting Workshop on Thursday and Friday, June 24 and 25. Participants in this two-day workshop will paint plein air, truly a pleasure of summer. This event is set to be featured in American Art Magazine. For workshop information call 631-324-0806 ext. 22. The Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton, 631-283-2118. For summer gallery hours, go to parrishart.org. Guild Hall of East Hampton, 158 Main Street, East Hampton, 631-324-2722, guildhall.org. Call or go online for summer gallery hours.

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DOWN IN THE TUBE Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kirstin Davis and Kim Cattrall were talking animatedly about some upcoming movie scene they were shooting on an express train between Southampton and Bridgehampton. They were not shooting the scene there, they were just talking about shooting the scene, which would be somewhere else. CAFETERIA OPENS FOR LUNCH, NOBODY COMES Hampton Subway opened its employee cafeteria in the Hampton Subway building in Hampton Bays to the public last week and nobody came. It had been intended as a way to raise funds for our operation and we had hired extra chefs and busboys and gotten in more food, so all in all it didn’t work out at all. At the end of the day, the meatloaf, Jell-O molds and hot dogs were given to Meals on Wheels. Adding insult to injury, we were also visited by the Suffolk County Health Department and the Southampton Zoning Board inspectors who said we would need all sorts of new inspection stickers to serve to the public. Oh well. What should we do? Just have a big barrel with a slot in the top at all the turnstiles where you could put in donations? THE TUNNEL MAN A long-time flagman on the Sag Harbor branch named Bill Hitchcock Miller has been found to have illegally chopped an underground tunnel from his post just to the west of the Lumber Lane Station to his basement apartment at his home on Maple Avenue in Bridgehampton. Apparently, he’s been a dedicated employee who often works overtime and who simply does not like being up in the daylight. He works all day, then walks home down this narrow tunnel he created with a pick and shovel. Then he sleeps and comes back the other way and works another day at his flagman’s post. He’s never failed in his work. Never put out the red flag when he should have put out the green flag. He’s a member of the union and has tenure. It’s really spooky. So what are we supposed to do? MEMORIAL DAY Please be aware that at 8 p.m. on Monday, Memorial Day, all the trains will stop in all the stations for a five-minute pause in honor of our troops who have fallen in our foreign wars overseas in honor of Memorial Day. On each platform there will be a wreath-laying ceremony led by a religious leader,where a wreath is placed over the grille of all lead subway cars before they continue on. This stoppage therefore is a planned in advance event. During it, please remove your hats. Afterwards, hats can go back on and you can proceed with messing with your iphones and blackberries as the trains continue on

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three British Man-o-Wars. The ships maneuvered for position, but then a vicious storm hit and scattered the boats. All returned to port except one, the British Man-o-War Culloden, a 74-gun affair, which was dismasted during the storm and then shipwrecked off the northern coast of Montauk. The crew swam ashore and the next day after the storm passed, returned to the wreck to remove its cannons. The skeleton of the Culloden remains where it shipwrecked today, sometimes visible at low tide. The War of 1812 A fleet of British Men-o-War appeared just offshore Sag Harbor in the summer of 1813 and began lobbing cannonballs into the Town. It soon became apparent their intent was to land a party of soldiers on Long Wharf for the purpose of burning the town to the ground. Alarmed, the citizens appealed to the young men of the town and the surrounding area to reform the Bridgehampton Militia and come set up a defense line along the shore. This was done, although there was little doubt that this ragtag group would be unable to repel the British should the British be able to put a large force on shore. To keep this from happening, therefore, the Militia set up a 19 pound cannon on a place called Turkey Hill about three hundred yards from the shore. Sentries were posted all along the shore to fire musket shots in a particular sequence to alert the citizenry to an impending attack. After that the cannon would be put into action and the women and children of the town would be evacuated inland. On eight occasions,

mostly at night during a six week period the British attempted landings. All but one were repelled before they reached shore. The one that succeeded resulted in a British hold on Long Wharf for about an hour, but with the withering fire from the cannon and the Americans just a few hundred yards away, they finally had to abandon the effort. They did burn one American sloop at the dock. And they left many weapons and rounds of ammunition on the wharf itself. After that, the British left. And the next spring, a treaty ended the War of 1812. The Civil War The East End did not figure prominently in the Civil War, but it did serve as part of the Underground Railroad, with many negro slaves brought here, particularly to Sag Harbor, where they were hidden away for awhile and then given their freedom. Descendants of these people live here. A museum, the Eastville Community House, has been restored and can be visited by those interested, on Hampton Street in Sag Harbor. The Spanish-American War In July of 1898, in Cuba, the Spanish conquerors had been driven down into the town of Santiago by the 34,000-man American army, which had invaded that island to bring independence to Cuba. As the Americans sat in their tents up in the hills overlooking that town, the generals negotiated with the Spanish to obtain their surrender. The negotiations dragged on for several weeks. Among those up in the hills was the young

Theodore Roosevelt, the Harvard educated son of a wealthy New Yorker. He had brought together many of his friends to create a 1,250 man cavalry unit known as the Roughriders. It was they who had charged up San Juan Hill during the conflict, driving the Spanish off. Many thousands of Americans died during the two-month long Spanish American War as it was called, but hundreds more would die on that hill as a result of yellow fever, malaria and other tropical diseases that they came down there. By the time the peace treaty was finally signed, about two out of ten soldiers were sick on that hill. Meanwhile, back in America, the hometowns of the soldiers were eager to hold parades to welcome the victors home. President McKinley, warned about what was going on in the hills above Santiago, worried that returning the soldiers directly home could create a nationwide epidemic. Keep in mind this was long before modern medicine. And so McKinley decided to bring the entire American Army home on troop ships to an isolated peninsula where they could make camp until they either died or recovered, while the press told the country they were there on “maneuvers.” The peninsula they came to was Montauk. 34,000 troops lived in tents in Montauk for the whole month of August of 1898, and during that time, they were honored by a visit from President McKinley himself. As for Roosevelt, he went on to become the Governor of New York and then President of the United States. In September, the troops returned to their hometowns. As it happened, less than two (continued on page 114)

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The Author Dan Rattiner, Founder of Dan’s Papers and Author of the Memoir IN THE HAMPTONS (2008) If sometime this summer you happen to see someone in the Hamptons talking on a microphone to a crowd of a dozen people somewhere, don’t be surprised. Every Saturday morning at 11 am (and sometimes Sunday) beginning May 29 and continuing on until the end of September, author Dan Rattiner takes his book and microphone to one of twenty five different locations in the Hamptons, the North Fork and Montauk to give a short history lesson about that spot and then to read a chapter about the events that went on here. Each event will take about three quarters 0of an hour and will include a Q and A period. The public is invited free of charge. The locations include the sixty foot tall Walking Dunes in Napeague, the end of Long Wharf in Sag Harbor, in front of the Sagaponack Post Office, the end of Louse Point Road in Springs, the headwaters of Georgica Pond in Wainscott and 22 other locations. For the full schedule, go to danrattiner.com and click on book tour.”

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dozen American soldiers died in Montauk during that month. World War I During World War I, an army air force base was built at Montauk for the training and testing of bi-plane aircraft, blimps and dirigibles. The airstrip is believed to have been a dirt track running parallel to the dirt track of the Montauk Highway right where the center of town is today. The dirigibles were in hangars just to the north of downtown facing out onto Fort Pond. To see black and white photographs of this military base, go to the Shagwong Tavern on Main Street because these photos are framed and line the walls there today. And give my regards to Jimmy Hewitt, the longtime owner of the establishment. Also on eastern Long Island during World War

I was the large basic training base called Camp Upton located at Yaphank, Long Island. More than a 100,000 troops were trained there before being shipped off to Europe. A torpedo testing station was set up during that war in Sag Harbor at a facility just to the east of Long Wharf, where the B. Smith’s restaurant is today. After World War I, by the way, several pilots attempted to fly one of the dirigibles to Paris. It would have been one of the earliest of the air crossings to that continent. But while refueling in Nova Scotia, the dirigible broke free from its moorings in a storm and was destroyed on some rocks. World War II In World War II, an army base called Camp

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Hero was created out by the Montauk Lighthouse. There was a lookout tower built— still there—in front of the lighthouse, and a concrete machine gun pillbox nest, no longer there, on the cliff face of the Lighthouse grounds. Further back were anti-aircraft guns and four bunkers anchoring a total of eight 16-inch guns, giant artillery guns that could fire shells more than six miles to sink Nazi ships. The Army Air Force built a huge base in Westhampton—now Gabreski Airport—which was filled with bombers and fighters for most of the war. On the shores of Fort Pond Bay in Montauk, the Navy set up a torpedo testing range. Tens of thousands of torpedoes were taken out from factories in Brooklyn and New York, tested, and then brought back for shipment out to sub bases around the world. There were also steel reinforced concrete lookout towers built along the southern coast of Long Island all the way from Montauk to New York. The government would seize the land, build these lookout towers, then when the war ended, turn the properties back to their owners, but now with a concrete structure on them. Many today are incorporated into beachfront homes that were subsequently built around them. Late one night in June of 1942, four Nazi saboteurs took a rubber boat from a Nazi U-Boat to come ashore on the beach directly in front of the Amagansett Coast Guard Station down Atlantic Avenue. There, they buried explosives in the sand, changed into fishermen’s clothes and took the Long Island Railroad morning train to New York City. Soon thereafter, one of them turned the others in. The one who did received a life sentence. The others were electrocuted. World War II lasted for six years, with the United States in the war for four. It involved the greatest loss of life for the American military. Nearly a quarter million men died in that conflict to defeat Hitler and Tojo. Thousands of them came from eastern Long Island. Some people credit a Long Island man named Leroy Grumman for inventing an aircraft that finally was a match for the previously invincible Japanese Zero fighter planes in the Pacific theatre of operations in the early days of the war. Grumman built his first manufacturing facility in Bethpage, Long Island. Some say his F4F Wildcats and later F6F Hellcats changed the course of the war against the Japanese. The Korean Conflict The Korean War marked the beginning of the Cold War against the Soviet Union. Fighter jets now were to be seen at the Westhampton Air Force Base. Guided missiles were placed in silos out here for the first time, one group of them in Miller Place and Wading River, another group of them in a field next to the Westhampton Air Force Base. The Grumman Corporation was now testing aircraft out at a new airbase they built for themselves in Riverhead, Long Island. Their black F9F jet fighters graced all American aircraft carriers in those years. Camp Hero shut down after World War II, but now on the adjacent government-owned property is an air force base, the 773rd, appeared behind a chain link fence. The 773rd did not have mis(continued on next page)

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T h e S h e l t e r e d I s l a n d e r By Sally Flynn It’s Not Easy Being Blue NH Man Snares Rare, Cobalt-Blue Lobster PORTSMOUTH, N.H. – New Hampshire lobsterman Bill Marconi thought he had caught a shiny blue beer can in his trap. It turns out it was a rare, cobalt-blue lobster. “Good morning. This is Jan Percy, coming to you live from the Seacoast Science Center in Portsmouth, where our special guest is the new, one-in-five million, blue lobster recently donated to the Center. We’ve dropped a special microphone in the tank and through the miracle of iPads, we can talk to our new friend. Hello little blue guy! How are you today?” “I feel like crap. I’m sliding off a plastic reef, there’s nothing to eat but the rotten chicken they feed us. It’s true we eat things that are dead, but very few chickens drown and make it

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to the bottom of the ocean, you know what I’m saying? A couple of fish heads would be nice.” “But you’re the only blue lobster in the tank. There are only a few of you in captivity. You must feel some sense of pride, of being special.” “Puhleez! I’m not the only lobster in this display tank you know, and I’m only one and a half pounds. There’s a big guy who’s 11 pounds. He gets to live because he’s huge, but he’s a real bastard. He walks over all of us, especially the new guys, and guess how hard it is for

him to spot a blue lobster? You might as well put a flag on my antenna that says, ‘Crush Here.’ And crabs! You put us in the same tank as crabs!” “What’s the problem with crabs? You live together under the sea, don’t you?” “Let me help you out here sister. Crustaceans, like humans, have a basic stratification to their society. Putting crabs in to live side by side with lobsters is like putting crack addicts in with neurosurgeons, okay? They can’t even walk straight. They’re the first (continued on next page)

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siles nor aircraft, but they did have radar. The tower was built in 1958, after the Korean War ended. It’s abandoned now, but it would have warned Westhampton to scramble fighters if an enemy approached. There was also a top secret storage depot in Montauk for spare parts for the Air Force’s best fighter plane during the Korean War, the North American Aviation F-86 Sabrejets. Many Sabrejets engaged with Russian Migs over Korea during that conflict. The depot was by the Montauk Railroad Station. The Vietnam War Vietnam was the last of the wars fought to contain Communism as espoused by the Soviet Union. Grumman was now building the F14 fighter in Riverhead, which in its time was the most powerful fighter plane in the world. It was not decommissioned until 2006. Protests against the war were held in the Hamptons in those years. Vietnam was far away. But many East Enders participated in it and many made the ultimate sacrifice. For a long time, between the end of the Vietnam and the first Gulf Wars, an entire generation (1975-1990) enjoyed peace. There was little military presence here in those years and not much since. Currently, there is an Air Force Rescue Unit, the New York Air National Guard’s 106th Rescue Wing, based now at Gabreski Airport and at the ready should a sea rescue be necessary. It has been involved in dozens of rescue operations, not only for the military but also for the Coast Guard when not engaged in military operations. At the present time, many of our local men and women are serving in Iraq and Afghanistan determined to defeat a group of religious extremists who kill innocent people around the world by blowing up themselves and those around them. A bridge in Sag Harbor has been named in honor of one of our local soldiers who gave his life in this conflict. Several other public places have been named in honor of others who have given their lives. It’s a strange world in which we live today. Everyone is involved in this action to keep America and its allies safe. As for those in the military, we honor them on Memorial Day.

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ones on the scene when anything big and dead shows up. We hang back ‘til they eat off all the raggedy stuff and then leave. Lobsters only scavenge the best of the rest and leave the little tidbits for the shrimp who at least have curved tails.” “I wasn’t aware of any of that.” “Of course not, why would the Discovery Channel cover that? They just look for new species of crustaceans. We run and hide from divers because we know, what they film today, they fillet tomorrow.” “So, I guess you’d rather be back in the Atlantic?” “Picking up on that are you? Of course I’d rather be home. I miss my family. I had a nice girl and she didn’t mind me being blue. It’s not

easy being blue when everyone else is a normal mottled green. I went through a lot. I got a nice place together with this blue sponge and we helped each other. I hid next to him and brought him food. It was a good life, until...” “But still, living in the display tank is better than, you know...” “Being boiled alive, bored out and dipped in melted butter? Yes, you could say that.” “Do blue lobsters taste different than regular ones?” “Sure, I answer that, and next week I’m on TV in Martha Stewart’s kitchen. Blue lobsters taste horrible. Matter of fact, I think the blue pigment makes us poisonous. One bite and a human covers himself with butter and goes mad. This interview is over, have a nice day

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their way. PROTEST A protest will take place on Monday morning at 9 a.m. on the Southampton platform by a group known as Save Our Subway Cars. They have received permission to protest and will be there for half an hour. Save Our Subway Cars is a group created to prevent subway car abuse. Many cars are run around our system seven days a week, 10 hours a day, with people tromping in and out on their floors and with other people hanging onto their poles. The subway cars, with neither food or water or even a paycheck, perform these services year after year without complaint, and then, when their days are done are simply removed from service and chopped up into scrap metal. This is a disgrace. COMMISSIONER ASPINALL’S MESSAGE This is the second week in a row that we have had demonstrators on our system. Last week it was members of the Tea Party demanding that public funding be turned off and the subway run entirely by volunteers. This week there is a demonstration against Subway Car Abuse. We are happy to allow these protests. But as we have had two in two weeks now and having them (an American right which I support wholeheartedly) tends to be disruptive to people trying to use the system. Next week the Board of Hampton Subway will take up this matter and make a determination of whether or not to limit the number of protests on the platforms to a particular number each month. Those applying to protest after that number is reached will have first dibs on having their protest the next month.

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them? The same high-powered lawyer who is representing Kabot. At the present time, Westhampton Beach is in a serious uproar over this. There have been demands that the Mayor resign, that the Police Chief resign, that they both resign. There are charges of favoritism for certain individuals in the Village, there are charges of police incompetence in the village. It’s even been suggested that Westhampton Beach simply close down its police force and turn everything over to the Southampton Town Police Department. That actually got done here on the East End a few years ago. On the North Fork of Long Island, the police department of the Village of Greenport was dismantled by the Mayor and all police services hired out to the police force from the adjacent Town of Southold. About the only good thing that has come about because of all of this is that Kabot has gotten her driver’s license back. If you see her drive by, wave. Give her a thumbs up. 1319638

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Review: Season of Second Chances By Rebecca Schiller If you’re in the market to remodel your home and need interior decorating ideas, Diane Meier’s The Season of Second Chances might be the book for you. Schlubby and reserved, Columbia University English literature Professor Joy Harkness is not a happy woman. Readers learn via Joy’s narration that life in New York City and teaching at an Ivy League school has been a disappointment. When she is offered a prestigious and lucrative teaching position at Amherst College, Joy immediately accepts to be part of a group of progressive instructors who are developing an exciting new method of interdisciplinary teaching. With her new job offer in hand, Joy sells her cramped Riverside Drive apartment, moves to western Massachusetts, and buys a rundown Victorian house that needs a major overhaul both inside and out. To help with the renovation, Joy hires Teddy Hennessy, a talented, but developmentally delayed handyman who is an expert on 19th century architecture, interior design and décor, and who later becomes Joy’s lover. As the renovation of the house beautifully progresses, Joy also goes through her own transformation; she becomes less introverted and socializes more than she has in years, and grudgingly acknowledges the emotional benefits of friendship. However, in spite of the positive changes in her life, Joy feels on many occasions put upon by her new-found friends’ personal predicaments. Meier wonderfully portrays Joy as woman who is an intellectual snob, but who is also angry, negative, and guarded. It’s these traits that easily put off the reader, but Meier skillfully softens Joy with humor and insight, and it’s in her moments of concern over Teddy’s potential future and his well-being that one finally warms up to Joy. However, readers will have to suspend disbelief when it comes to the character of Teddy Hennessy, the man-child handyman who is enslaved by his widowed mother’s narcissistic needs, but who has a flair with paint, wall paper, and wiring. Teddy is an architectural genius with keen eye for detail and refined taste in décor. Yet what Teddy lacks is the maturity of a grown man, and Meier adds adolescent clichés to the character from the way he speaks to the way he dresses. Although Joy and Teddy are the primary characters, it’s the ramshackle Victorian that steals the story with it glorious renaissance. Meier lovingly illustrates Teddy’s sense of style: “He painted the little room sage green with the same creamy white paint on the trim and wainscoting that ran through the rest of the house. He hung a plain craft-paper window shade on the one long window and painted the shade’s bottom hem and irregular line of daubed-on sage green dots. An old wooden desk chair from a consignment shop was painted green . . . On the far side of the room sat my old bookshelves, now divided into four sections chair-rail high; Teddy had screwed them

together, added a top and some moldings, and painted them the same color as the wainscoting behind them.” It’s in these descriptive scenes of home décor in which Meier truly shines, and perhaps it should come as no surprise because the author is the founder of a New York City marketing firm whose clients have included luxury icons such as Limoges China, Orrefors Crystal, and Neiman Marcus. The heart of The Season of Second Chances is that it’s never too late to build a strong and last-

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East End Lighthouse Tours By Maria Orlando Pietromonaco Long before sophisticated boat navigation systems like GPS, radar, chart plotters, and satellite networks existed – there were lighthouses. Throughout history mariners’ lives depended on a simple light emitted from a tower to guide them through the waters safely. As Long Island is obviously surrounded by water, lighthouses were and are a huge part of our history and culture – as well as an essential key to staying alive. There are ten lighthouses still standing (some barely) on the east end today: Long Beach Bar, Orient Point, Plum Island, Montauk Point, Little Gull, Race Rock, Cedar Island, North Dumpling, Latimer Reef, and Horton Point. Several of them are in dire need of repair and TLC, and for a long time they have been neglected. The Lighthouse Preservation Act was passed in 2000, and as many government-owned lighthouse properties were relinquished to non-profit chapters, this served as a catalyst for someone to step forward and take on the challenge. A group of likeminded individuals, local owners of construction companies, and marine contractors came together with a common vision: to preservation our maritime heritage and save these nautical structures. And so, in 2000, East End Lighthouses was born.

They are a dedicated and passionate organization whose goal is the acquisition, restoration, and maintenance of our east end lighthouses. They realize the architectural and cultural significance these lighthouses possess, and are struggling to keep both their spirit and framework alive by promoting community awareness and raising much-needed funds for renovations and repair. This summer, East End Lighthouses is hosting a series of lighthouse tours to both benefit their organization and also offer the public the extraordinary experience of getting up close and personal with these maritime wonders. On Saturday, June 5, at 9:00 a.m. they are hosting the Annual Lighthouse Cruise aboard the Cross Sound Ferry to 10 Area Lighthouses in New York & Connecticut. The tour de ferry will pause at each long enough for a photo opp and a little bit o’ history. The funds raised will directly support the efforts of the organization. Other cruises are scheduled for June 26th, July 17th, August 9th, August 21st, and September 11th. Each lighthouse has its own story to tell, from its inception and creation to its sometimes sordid existence and connection to human kind. More on these lighthouses in upcoming issues...

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SUNDAY, MAY 30 WHITE TARA HEALING - 11 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.: Harvard Chaplain and Buddhist Teacher Lama Migmar Tseten will offer “White Tara Healing Empowerment”, at Peconic River Yoga, 93 E. Main St., Riverhead. Suggested donation is $100 (no one will be turned away due to lack of funds). For info call 631-369-9569 or visit peconicriveryoga.com. LEARN HOW TO MAKE A CORN HUSK DOLL OR ACTION FIGURE - 2-4 p.m. at Southold Indian Museum. All ages welcome. Educational exhibit introduces dolls and figures made by indigenous cultures in the Americas; make your own doll or figure. Suggested donation for materials $5. 631-325-8272. MOSAIC STREET PAINTING FESTIVAL - East End Arts Council’s 14th annual Riverhead Community Mosaic Street Painting Festival, noon-5 p.m. in downtown Riverhead on East Main Street and on grounds of EEAC, 133 E. Main St. Street painting, storytelling, musician’s showcase, drumming and dance circle, art activities, performances, artist sale and exhibit, face painting and more. Street painting squares available for purchase day of event: $20, includes materials.eastendarts.org. Rain date Monday, May 31, 2-5 p.m.

COMING UP PECONIC BAY FISHING TOURNAMENT – June 12, Saturday, $75 per angler entry, $25 for barbecue only. $1000 grand prize. Runs from dawn until 5:30 p.m. with a post tournament BBQ at Strong’s Marine, 2400 Camp Mineola Road, Mattituck. Money raised will be donated to the Lyme Disease Associtation to help a long time Strong’s Marine friend Michael Cirrito’s wife, who has become chroniclly ill from the disease. No boat? No problem. You can hop on the Orient Starr to fish. 516-292-1818. ANNUAL OFFSHORE LIGHTHOUSE CRUISE East End Lighthouses, a 501c not for Profit organization, announces its Annual Offshore Lighthouse Cruise to be held on Saturday June 5, at 9:00 a.m. In addition to this Annual Cruise, EELI also sponsors smaller Saturday afternoon cruises (Peconic Star) 3:30 p.m. on June 26, July 17, August 21 and Sept 11. Come join us on a journey to see the Lighthouses of the North Fork. Dinner and wine included in package. For Further information, call 631-406-6180 or visit eastendlighthouses.org. NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE’S 2ND ANNUAL BULDING ON TRADITION GALA - Friday, June 11, 7 p.m. at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Master of Ceremonies is actress Cathy Moriarty; award recipient Lee Davis. Tickets $75. campaign@nfct.com, marymotto@yahoo.com, 917-334-6639. NORTH FORK CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ART SHOW - 2010 at Greenport will be held on Saturday, June 26 from 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at Mitchell Park, Greenport. All North Fork Artists and Galleries are welcome to submit for this show. This event is coinciding with the Long Island Wine & Food Festival and is open for the public to attend. NEW Artist Prospectus and Registration Fees available at www.NorthForkChamber.org. ARTIST SUBMISSION DEADLINE IS JUNE 10. Show is open for the public to attend. Contact Alex Ferrone 631-734-8545 for further info.

ONGOING EVENTS SOUP KITCHEN - Community supper, free soup kitchen for those in need, 5:30-6:30 p.m. on Wednesdays at St. Agnes Roman Catholic Church parish hall, located on Sixth Street in Greenport. For more info., call 631-765-2981. WEIGHT LOSS - The second Tuesday of every month, Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, a physical therapist, holds a free weight management lecture and discussion session for people battling weight loss problems. The discussion is moderated by Dr. Russ, who has himself upheld a 200-pound weight loss. Space is limited. For more info., contact New Life in Progress at 888-446-7764. HEALTHY COOKING MADE QUICK & EASY - The second Friday of every month, a Quick and Easy Healthy Cooking demonstration is being offered. The demo will be performed by Dr. Russ L’HommeDieu, DPT; a certified Wellness Coach who has himself maintained a 200-pound weight loss for the last four years. This would be a great place to gain insight on how to cook and eat healthier. Dr. Russ will be offering some GREAT ideas on how to cook healthy food for the whole week when you’re pressed for time. He will also be discussing the health benefits of including whole grains in your diet. If you eat, you don’t want to miss this! Space is limited. Reservations are required. There is a small materials fee. Call 888-446-7764 right away to reserve your spot! REIKI CIRCLES - Reiki Circles Monday Nights at the Grace Episcopal Church on the last Monday of every month. Meetings are held at the Peconic Bay Medical Center. For more info., contact Ellen J. McCabe at (631) 727-2072. SKATEBOARDING - Great skate park in Greenport offering ramps and a half pipe. For hours and other info., call 631477-2385. INDIAN MUSEUM - In Southold, open 1:30 p.m.- 4:30 p.m. on Sundays. For more info., call 631-765-5577. CUSTER OBSERVATORY - Weather permitting, Custer staff will be on site to assist visitors in observing the night sky and in using their telescopes. Open from sunset until midnight in Southold. For more info., call 631-765-2626.

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SATURDAY, MAY 29 ART RECEPTION - 5-7:30 p.m. in East End Arts Council’s Carriage House, Riverhead, for Artist in Residence Linda Carlsen, who explores concept of archetypes in masks. She will also be teaching Carl Jung Archetype’s Mask Making workshop June 6 from 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at EEAC School of the Arts. 631-369-2171. SOUTHOLD MOTHER’S CLUB YARDSALE - 8 a.m.noon at Gabriella’s house, 6800 Alvah’s Lane, Cutchogue. Household items, furniture, clothes, and more. Sale benefits SMC; 10 percent of proceeds donated to SMC’s Relay for Life team to benefit American Cancer Society. Clean items in good condition wanted: 631-734-2670, groovychick@bluemail.ch. CAR WASH BENEFIT - 9 a.m.-noon, hosted by Greenport Early Act Club in front of Greenport School, Front Street. Free-will donation. Proceeds benefit Southold Town Relay for LIfe and American Cancer Society. 477-1950. Car wash, Saturday, May 29, 9 a.m.-noon, hosted by Greenport Early Act Club in front of Greenport School, Front Street. Free-will donation. Proceeds benefit Southold Town Relay for Life and American Cancer Society. 631-477-1950. AUTO SHOW BENEFITTING THE WOUNDED WARRIOR PROJECT - 9 a.m.-4 p.m. at Martha Clara Vineyards, Riverhead. Pre-registerd show cars $15; spectators $5. Featuring 1909 Alco “Black Beast.” gmbartunek@hotmail.com. CHOWDER FESTIVAL AT THE BEACH - Noon-2 p.m. Meet at old Galley Ho for samples of locally prepared chowder, barbecue, live music and children’s activities. Rain date. 631-283-3195, events@peconiclandtrust.org or 631-566-0806.

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FRIDAY, MAY 28 BENEFIT FOR THE RETREAT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SERVICE - Songs of Hope and Renewal, 7-10 p.m. at Giving Room, Main Road, Southold. Admission is $10 to benefit The Retreat. Food by NoFo Oyster Bar, Sang Lee Farms and Desserts by Claudia Fleming. 631-766-4081. Live auction that ends Sunday, May 30, following yoga workshops and organic juicing, 8:30 a.m.-noon; portion of proceeds benefits The Retreat. SHERLOCK HOLMES AT THE LIBRARY – Movie at 1:30 p.m. at Mattituck-Laurel Library, Mattituck. Directed by Guy Ritchie, starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Free. 631298-4134. NORTH FORK COMMUNITY THEATRE PRESENTS ‘110 in the Shade,’ through May 30. The Musical is based on Richard Nash’s play “The Rainmaker,” with songs by Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sunday matinees 2:30 p.m. Free pre-performance reception Thursdays, 7 p.m. Tickets $20. 631-298-NFCT, nfct.com.

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Food / Dining

Simple Art of Cooking Silvia Lehrer

With the onset of the Memorial Day Weekend comes the anticipation of the summer ahead, fun in the sun, beach picnics, grilling outdoors and cocktails at sunset and all that stuff. I know you’re just itching to light up the grill. The first order of business is to be sure that your grill is squeaky clean. If not – get it hot, get it brushed and get it lubricated too – you don’t want any yucky stiff on the grill grate to interfere with the gorgeous meats, chicken, fish or whatever it is you’re going to cook this weekend. Part of the excitement is the fun of trying new

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Review: Blue Sky Mediterranean Restaurant/Lounge By Susan Galardi Last year, a lot of folks in Sag Harbor were happy to welcome Blue Sky Mediterranean Lounge to Main Street. Having going through a season in the Hamptons, the light, clean dining area has retained its freshness, and there’s still that cozy red lounge in back for relaxing or grooving to live music and/or DJs. The Mediterranean menu, put in place by managing partner Giuseppe Desiderio who was executive chef the first year, is still largely in place, with a great selection of cheese and cured meats on a slate board, bruschetta, grilled seafood and much more. But there have been some changes. With the arrival of five-star Sicilian chef Marco Barilla, the Mediterranean aspect has shifted somewhat. You see the difference as soon as you sit down: the pita/sourdough bread/hummus on the table has been replaced by fresh Italian bread and olive oil. In addition, to satisfy the forward thinking, healthy Sag Harborites, there are vegan and gluten free entrees on the menu. Appetizers, soups, salads and small plates at Blue Sky are mostly in the $12-$15 range. We started with seafood: little necks came with a lovely presentation – vertical endive leaves and artfully-placed red pepper strips, as well as classic accompaniments of cocktail sauce and a peppery mignonette. The Steamers Beurre Blanc were fantastic. But don’t expect the typical clam liquor. This broth had butter, cream and white wine. Just great. The Spinach & Baby Artichoke Salad ($12) is a great combo of delicate spinach from Satur Farms, quartered, good quality marinated artichoke hearts,

plenty of toasted pine nuts and a new spin: instead of a slice of goat cheese, Barilla offers a flash-fried goat cheese cake. Great texture and depth. Main courses include half and full orders of handmade-on-the-premises pastas, whole grain entrees, pizzas and a variety of meat, chicken and fish entrees. We chose branzino two ways: one entreé that is on the permanent menu was Branzino filet ($26) with saffron broth, chickpeas and Tuscan kale – which I believe was replaced by the more in-season escarole. The fish had a great well-seasoned crunchy skin. If you don’t eat skin, no worries, the flavor infused the delicate meat. Warm chickpeas. Now that’s something you don’t see often. But the combo of the toothy bites with the escarole in the light broth brought to mind the classic Italian escarola and white beans. This was a very nice dish. I went for the whole roasted branzino special, served with a very tasty fried potato cake – smashed, smooth Yukon Golds formed into a puck-sized patty, fried with a nice char, and roasted asparagus. The fish was infused with flavor, and reminded me of

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3/4 cup roasted peppers, thinly sliced Parmesan aioli 4 cups mesclun greens washed and spin dried Lemon juice, parsley, olive oil and salt and pepper for dressing Place chopped garlic in a mixing bowl or chop finely in work bowl of food processor fitted with steel knife. Add cubes of bread, sprinkle with wine vinegar to moisten and stir or process to mix. Add mustard, salt, mayonnaise and stir or process to mix. Gradually add oil in a slow steady stream into bowl or through processor feed tube until mixture is thick. Add Parmesan cheese and stir or process just until mixed through. Taste to adjust seasoning if necessary. Transfer to a screw top jar and refrigerate for up to 2 weeks. Place chicken breasts on the toasted sourdough bottom halves and top with equal amounts of roasted peppers. Spread a dollop of Parmesan aioli on the top halves, cover sandwiches, cut in half and arrange on plates open to a V. Dress the greens with lemon juice, parsley, olive oil and salt and pepper to taste. Toss to mix and center greens equally between the halves and serve. MANGO MADNESS CRISP Recipe is complement of Sydney Binstock, formerly of Restaurant Associates. Serves 10-12 7 to 8 large ripe mangoes 3 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1/4 cup sugar 2 tablespoons cornstarch

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Navy Beach, Montauk 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 631-668-2345. CANAL CAFÉÉ – be reminded of Cape Cod in the 1970s at this very casual waterfront eatery. Enjoy fresh, local seafood, local wines and beer and a full bar. Accessible by boat. Live music all summer, 44 Newtown Road, Hampton Bays, 631-723-2155. CASA BASSO - Three course prix fixe for $25 every night. 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton. casabasso.net. 631-288-1841. CLIFF’S ELBOW ROOM -Serving the best aged and marinated steak, the freshest seafood and local wines, in a casual warm atmosphere. Family owned and operated since 1958. Open for lunch and dinner, closed Monday. 2 Locations 1549 Main Road, Jamesport 631-722-3292 or 1065 Franklinville Rd, Laurel 631-298-3262. elbowroomli.com. COPA - Wine bar and tapas restaurant. Open 7 days a week, all year round. Great late night bar

FRESH SEAFOOD MARKET EAT-IN, TAKE-OUT, CATERING

scene with excellent appetizers selection. Private parties available. 95 School Street, Bridgehampton. 631-613-6469. HAMPTON COFFEE COMPANY Espresso Bar, Bakery, Caféé, and Coffee Roastery. Full service breakfast and lunch in Water Mill. Dan’s Papers “Best of the Best!” 6 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. Locations on Montauk Highway in Water Mill (next to Green Thumb) and Mill Road in Westhampton Beach (Six Corners Roundabout at BNB). 631-726-COFE or hamptoncoffeecompany.com HARBOR BISTRO – New American cuisine with French backbone, blended with hints of Asian and South American fare created by co-owner and executive chef Damien O’Donnell utilizing local purveyors. Extensive $29 prix fixe every night from 5 to 6p.m. and all night at the bar. $19 Three-course prix fixe Thursday to Sunday, 5 to 6p.m. Spectacular waterfront sunset views nightly at 313 Three Mile Harbor-Hog Creek Road, East Hampton, 631-324-7300 harborbistro.net THE JAMESPORT MANOR INN - New American Cuisine with Mediterranean flair. Lunch and dinner daily, closed Tuesday. 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. Call 631-722-0500 or visit jamesportmanor.com THE JUICY NAMM - is open in Sag Harbor and East Hampton serving organic juices, smoothies and high vibration raw vegan cuisine. 51 Division Street, Sag Harbor 631-725-3030 and 27 Race Lane, East Hampton 631-604-5091. LA VOLPE RISTORANTE/ ANTON’S BRICK OVEN PIZZERIA – Authentic Italian cuisine. Traditional recipes with a contemporary twist. $18 (continued on next page)

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ALMOND Critically acclaimed Bridgehampton institution offering seasonally driven bistro fare at very un-Hamptons prices. Prix fixe nightly, Sunday kids special, Thursday bar special and daily plat du jours. Closed Wed. 631-537-8885. almondrestaurant.com. BIG D’S BBQ - All your favorites from Southern style BQQ to American Specialties, and fresh soups and salads. Catering and take-out platters, Lunch and Dinner, 720 North Sea Road Southampton 631-377-3825. BLUE SKY MEDITERRANEAN LOUNGE - Appetizers, or “Small Plates” include salads, shellfish, pizetta and soup, ranging from $9 to $16. Main courses, ranging from $21 to $28, offer inventive fish and seafood dishes, pastas, chicken, lamb, veal the works, and a nod to the Eastern Mediterranean with Moussaka. 63 Main Street, Sag Harbor, 631725-1810. Menu at www.blueskysagharbor.com. BOBBY VAN’S - Steakhouse classics and fresh fish. Open 363 days a year for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch. Kitchen open Fri. & Sat. til 11 p.m. Main St., Bridgehampton. 631-537-0590. BREWSTERS SEAFOOD MARKET - MonThurs, “Early Catch” Menu, complete dinners $15. Two-Fer Tues, 2 Lobsters (1 1/8) $25 includes 2 sides. Wed, Bucket Night, All Shellfish Buckets $12. Every Day Special, Bucket of Corona & Steamed Shellfish $30. Open 7 Days. 252 Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays, brewstersseafoodmarket.com, 631-728-3474 CAFÉ MONTE AT GURNEY’S - Breakfast daily from 7:30 to 10 a.m. From noon to 3 p.m., serving a casual Italian-style menu. Excellent choices by Executive Chef Chip Monte. Check out the great late night bar scene. La Paticceria serves light fare from

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Lunch Prixe-Fixe 12-3p.m., $12.99 Twilight Menu 4-6p.m., Vintage Hour Everyday at the bar 4-6p.m. with complimentary bar bites. For info, visit LaVolpeRestaurant.net, 611 Montauk Hwy., Center Moriches. Reservations 631-874-3819, Anton’s Take-out, 631-878-2528. LE SOIR RESTAURANT - Serving the finest French cuisine for over 25 years. Nightly specials, homemade desserts. 825 W. Montauk Hwy, Bayport. 631-472-9090. LOBSTER ROLL - A nostalgic, roadside eatery, serving up fresh seafood, “puffers,” homemade chowders, steamers, burgers, sandwiches, steak, pasta, homemade desserts and a full children’s menu. Celebrating 45 years on the East End, 19652010, on the Napeague Stretch in Amagansett. 1980 Montauk Hwy. 267-3740. Lobsteroll.com MUSE RESTAURANT & AQUATIC LOUNGE Serves New American Fare with Regional Flare, Three course Prix Fixe for $24.95 EVERY NITE ALL NITE, plus our soon-to-befamous $25 wine list. Open Thursday thru Sunday. Citarella Plaza, 760 Montauk Hwy Watermill. 631-726-2606. 1 NORTH STEAKHOUSE – The hottest new restaurant with the best steaks in town. Our steak rub adds a spicy kick to our cuts, and our marinates make the meat more tender and succulent. Tuesday 3 course prix fixe $24.95, Wednesday 2 entrees & a bottle of wine $50, Thursday Prime Rib Night, King & Queen Cut USDA Prime $24.95, Sunday Brunch 11a.m. – 3p.m., $19.95, Sunday nights are Martha Clara Nights, discounted bottles & VIP tastings. Open for Lunch, Sat./Sun. Noon-4p.m. Dinner Tue. –Thu. 5-10, Fri.-Sat. 5-11, Sun. 5-10. 631-594-3419 1northsteakhouse.com OSO AT SOUTHAMPTON INN and OUTSIDE @ OSO – Seasonally driven, modern American fare with global influences, served indoors and outside. Open at 7:30a.m. daily for breakfast and lunch. Enjoy a la carte or prix-fixe Dinner Wed-Sunday. Visit our Facebook page, 91 Hill Street, Southampton. 631-283-1166. Southamptoninn.com PHAO THAI KITCHEN - Classic Thai barbecued beef, chicken satay, shrimp & vegetable summer rolls and wok-charred squid appetizers. 29 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0101. PIERRE’S - Euro-chic but casual restaurant and bar. Late dinner and bar on weekdays. Wonderful French food for the elegant diner in a great atmosphere. Open seven days. Brunch Fri.Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 2468 Main Street, Bridgehampton, 631-537-5110. SEN RESTAURANT - The Hamptons “go-to” place for sushi/Japanese cuisine. Extensive sake list and great late night scene. Take out/full service catering. 23 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-7251774. SQUIRETOWN RESTAURANT & BAR - A modern American bistro. Open 7 days Lunch & Dinner. Great bar scene and even better food. This week’s specials include Sautééd Softshell crabs with lemon buerre blanc, roasted corn and tomato salad. Local Seared Sea Scallops, Collard Greens, Crispy Braised Pork Belly. Fresh Local Asparagus Soup with Crabmeat and Watercress Puree. Happy Hour Specials M-F, 4-6:30p.m. 26 West Montauk Hwy, Hampton Bays 631-723-2626. Squiretown.com THAT LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE - Italian cuisine in the Heart of Greenport (across from Mitchell Park), Enjoy views of the Harbor while enjoying authentic prepared meals, along with specialty drinks in the cool atmosphere! Serving lunch Friday-Sunday, Dinner Thursday Sunday. Full menu available for take out, on and off premise catering available. 110 Front Street, Greenport 631-477-6767

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The Boathouse Restaurant & Lounge overlooking Three Mile Harbor in East Hampton, is now open for brunch, dinners and late-night entertainment. The menu features a traditional raw bar, appetizers such as tuna tartare and beef carpaccio; entrées including black miso cod, king cut prime rib, and penne seafood pasta. Nightlife kicks off at 11 p.m. starting Friday, May 28 with a summer schedule full of DJ’s and surprise performances. Call 329-3663 for reservations. Hurricane Alley at Montauk Yacht Club launches a new menu with chef Robbin Haas’ homemade cooking style, also found at Gulf Coast Kitchen by Robbin Haas. A new pizza oven churns out individual artisan pies offering thin crusts, whole wheat crusts, and build-your-own options. Specialties include: seafood with clams, shrimp, mussels; and smoked salmon with capers, red onions, tomato and cream cheese. The all-day menu offers grilled cheese with Fontina, eggplant, peppers, avocado, and zucchini and a grilled steak salad with bleu cheese vinaigrette. Breakfast is served from 7 to 11 a.m. and lunch and dinner from 11:30 a.m. For information, call 668-3100. Chef ’s PRIME in Eastport, located at Olish’s Farms, hosts its grand opening this weekend. Partners Jeremy Palmer and Lenny Gropper offers fine meats, seafood and catering, provides a full line of kosher meats, and will take special orders. Palmer has over 20 years experience as a gourmet

Farmers Market at Nick & Toni’s chef on the East End and has also opened a kosher catering service under the direction of a local rabbi. Chef’s PRIME will be open seven days from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. For more information, call 801-2833. Navy Beach in Montauk, open seven days starting May 27, will host live beachfront music this Memorial Day weekend. On Saturday, May 29, Dan Bailey & Living Rhythm will play original reggae, ska, and blues sounds from 6 to 8 p.m. On Sunday, May 30, acoustic artist Telly Karoussos will perform from 6 to 8 p.m. The bar menu will be offered featuring small plates such as Kung Pao chicken wings and hand-tossed Neapolitan pizzas with cocktails including the Navy Grog. The dinner menu will also

be available. For details, call 668-6868. Montauk Yacht Club Resort & Marina also kicks off Memorial Day weekend with entertainment and drink specials. On Saturday, May 29, Russian Standard Vodka serves $4 shots from a giant ice sculpture from 3 to 6 p.m. while Blue Point Brewery offers $3 drafts and free giveaways from 7 to 10 p.m. On Sunday, May 30, Tommy Bahama promotes a $6 mixed drink special with free giveaways from 4 to 7 p.m. The Chuck “E” Band will perform at Hurricane Alley on Saturday and Sunday from 1 to 6 p.m. while DJ Jeffrey Tonneson will spin at Barracuda Bar on Sunday from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. Call 668-3100 for more information. Bedell Cellars presents a six-course wine dinner at Amarelle in Wading River on Thursday, May 27 at 6:30 p.m. to celebrate Rosé Month. The menu costs $75, plus tax and gratuity, and includes: chilled lobster; beef bourguignon; and crème brulee, infused with ginger and almond. Bedell’s popular 2008 Domaines C.C. Rosé will also be paired with panna cotta throughout May for Long Island Run for Rosé. For more information, call 734-7537. Executive Chef Cheryl Stair of Art of Eating in Amagansett will offer popular condiments at Nick & Toni’s Farmer’s Market every Friday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. beginning May 28. Products include dry rubs (ideal for steak and fish), flavored salts, marinara sauce, BBQ sauce, and vinaigrettes. For more information, call 267-2411.

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Life S tyle After a cold winter, Memorial Day weekend is finally here, and all the stores are geared for the spirit of the Red, White and Blue…Let’s do some shopping! Little Lucy’s Canine Couture Boutique, 91 Jobs Lane, Southampton, will be hosting an “Adoptathon” party, Saturday, May 29, noon to 3p.m., for dogs that were rescued by The Animal Rescue Fund of The Hamptons! ARF has rescued a number of small purebreed dogs that need loving homes such as Shih Tzus, bichons, yorkies, and more. If you are lucky enough to be able to adopt one of these cuties you will be entitled to a free doggy makeover that includes a complimentary couture, an ensemble and a “pampered pooch spa service” donated by The Classy Canine in Southampton. For more information call 631-2872352, or contact Cynthia at ARF, 631-537-0400 ext. 203. If you are looking for the Stubbs & Wooten store, I should let you know that it has moved down the block to 40 Jobs Lane, Southampton, in the beautiful courtyard with the fountain. As always, there is so much in shoes and accessories to choose from, and with Dad’s Day around the corner, this may be a good place to start your gift shopping. Tamara Comilli, Fine Jewelry Collection, 27 Main Street, Southampton has their medium baby rose and white chronograph and large white chronograph with zirconia all ready to go for upcoming

Little Lucy’s Adoptathon A Chaco Flip graduation and Father’s Day gift giving. Get an early start, before they are all gone…631-283-7600. At The Unlimited Earth Care Concept Store, 2249 Scuttle Hole Road, Bridgehampton, look for a 50% off sale on garden torches (limited time). You can set the garden mood with European design and craftsmanship, thanks to owner Frederico Azeved o, Beachwood and stainless steel, in three styles, the

Blomus garden torches definitely make a statement. A great hostess gift is the chic gardening set that includes a striped garden bucket, 2-piece tool set, 25’ garden hose in lime, green or orange. Call 631-725-7551 for info. Nearby in the Bridgehampton Commons, stop in at Williams-Sonoma for the new non-stick Calphalon Kabob Pan, for easy indoor grilling, just in case it rains on your parade. The new design makes it easy to enjoy your grilled kabobs any time of the year. It has built-in grooves on the sides that hold the pan’s six stainless-steel skewers in place. You can even use the pan without skewers as an extra large double burner grill…all this for $129.95, saving you $95. Starting off their second year, Madewell, 20 Newtown Lane, East Hampton has lots to offer for Memorial Day weekend fun. Known for their perfect-fitting jeans, there is a “Genius Jeans Service” available, get free denim delivery, just in case you find your favorite on the way to the beach…and free denim hemming on all jeans, all summer long. While supplies last, you get a free pair of sunglasses with any purchase, Memorial Day weekend only. A good way to get the season started this year, is by helping your feet…I walk a lot, so I can really appreciate a shoe that is comfy. If you are a fan of flip-flops, Chaco Flips have received the seal of acceptance from the American Podiatric Medical Association. (continued on page 138)

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SEAN – 76 Main Street, Sag Harbor Finally, a men’s shop in Sag Harbor! SEAN, formerly of East Hampton, has now opened a brand new, beautifully decorated shop featuring clothing of Parisian designer Emile Lafaurie. The best-selling item in Paris and the Hamptons this season is the linen shirt in a palette of 10 breezy colors from lavender to lime. It’s a one-stop shopping spree for hip men in need of European-cut suits to elegant and casual weekend wear. Check out their jerseys and cotton sweaters in many colors and styles for this summer. Best of all are the prices, suits are around $600, all the cotton jerseys are under $100, dress and sport shirts are between $98 and $148. Call 917-640-7262 for information and store hours. LAUREN G SHOP – 112 Hampton Street, Sag Harbor

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Sports/Outdoors indeed. It’s perplexing that Chrysler has underestimated the need for this feature on one of my favorite recreational vehicles. The Chrysler Jeep Wrangler comes standard with the manual convertible soft top or, for a small upgrade, the removable hard top. The jeep is in a great price point for a fun second car for your summer weekend romps in the Hamptons. You can buy a stock jeep for MSRP $21,915. Pretty fair price for the quintessential beach mobile, right? I think for a few thousand extra (still reasonably priced) Chrysler could add the automated top as an option. What jeep-loving Hamptonite wouldn’t pay for this convenience?? Heck, we’re talking about an extra 50 bucks on your lease payment!

Are you listening Chrysler, this is a money-making proposition for you! Think of it as an economic stimulus suggestion. At the very least, we should go back to the original CJ version which didn’t bother with a complicated skeleton. If not, the remedy right now is for every jeep owner to look into the more simple and quick half-top or bikini top available as an aftermarket product. The next time you pass a guy on the side of Montauk Highway, struggling to put on his manual convertible top in the rain, try not to laugh and maybe suggest he petition Chrysler to get their heads out of their trunks and create a push-button automated convertible top for our jeep!

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Their BioCentric™ foot bed was designed with the assistance of a certified pedorthist. The arch support, sculpted heel and heel risers all make them a safer and more comfortable alternative to regular flip flops. There are many sizes, colors and styles, including sandals, available this season at Outdoors, Main Street, Amagansett; or log onto chacousa.com for info and locations. I Love Greenport! After two lovely ferry rides from Sag Harbor, I found The Little Shop of Blessings, a fully stocked religious article store on Sixth Street across from St. Agnes Church in Greenport. With all the baptisms/communions/confirmations and other religious events, the shop is now open and ready to accommodate you. Dee and her teammates have artistically decorated the shop with all religious gifts including medals, Rosary beads, bibles, books, CDs, themed greeting cards, and indoor and outdoor statues, all at competitive prices. Serving all the East End of Long Island for religious article needs it is open after all St. Agnes Masses and by appointment. Call 631-477-0048 for information. Stop by and say hello to Dee. If you want to do something different this season, you need to check this one out…Sara’s Gracious Goodies, based on Long Island, has just re-launched their website where you will find the brand new “Hamptons Tote Bag Package” that includes true Hampton local favorites from Mary’s Marvelous in East Hampton, Sacred Sweets, and many other local vendors. You can bring it to your host/hostess, or give a token to your guest. The welcome tote also includes the latest issue of Dan’s Papers as a bonus…For info call: 516-659-6533 or log onto: sarasgraciousgoodies.com for a look at the Long Island goodie bag…for any and every occasion. Saks Fifth Avenue, Main Street and Hampton Road, Southampton will be featuring local, infamous Pop Artist Michael Perez,. He will be hand-painting on designer jeans, Memorial Day weekend, Sat/Sun/Mon, 1–5p.m. His sought-after paintings will also be on display. Michaelperezgallery.com Until next week. Ciao and happy Memorial Day weekend shopping! If you have questions or your shop is having sales, new inventory or re-opening for the season, my readers want to hear about it. E-mail me at: shoptil@danspapers.com I’ll get the word out.

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Affordable Office Redux: A Family Affair the “supply closet,” take some measurements and brainstorm our transformation for a very limited budget. We put our heads together and pooled our resources. A color scheme was decided on, dictated to some extent by Ellen’s personal preference, and partially by the “givens”: a black desk chair and what we could find in our respective homes to donate to the cause. We decided on a warm taupe for the walls, beachglass green and black for accent colors and natural woven textures incorporated for interest. All very appropriate choices for a professional office in a “beach” town and the colors transitioned nicely with the other offices at Dan’s. Right off the bat, we decided it was necessary to splurge on a fresh coat of The tiny closet that could, top left, designed into a paint. Something light and neutral but lovely space for working or spacing out, above. richer then the existing white paint. a great product called Fusion that adheres to plasBenjamin Moore Cream Fleece, a fresh canvas that tic laminate, the material the counter is made of. would define the white shelving (former storage), We then culled treasures from both our homes; a make it pop and create the feeling that it was an teal colored porcelain table lamp to add ambient intentional design element built just for Ellen’s new light and make the space feel cozy, a decorative office. The existing countertop (storage shelf), to be plate (with teal in it) designed by Ellen’s mother-inutilized as a desk space, would be painted black, law, artist Liz Gribin, and some graphic black and giving it more authority as a workspace. To achieve (continued on page 142) that, we used a black spray paint made by Krylon, Allegra Dioguardi

By Allegra Dioguardi A few months ago I got a call from my sister, Ellen Dioguardi. Ellen is Assistant to the Publisher at Dan’s Papers. She called to tell me that she was moving her desk space at Dan’s to another area. We are all creatures of habit and change can be difficult. Moving to a new space is an adjustment and a disruption to our daily routine. Ellen works hard. I could tell she wasn’t thrilled. Ellen: “They’re giving me my own office…it’s a supply closet.” Me: “A supply closet? Does it have a window?” I am an Interior Designer, I have a degree from Parsons, and I am a Home Stager. After years of staging homes, my specialty has evolved into making the most of what you’ve got. I’m trained to see possibility in a space where others do not. Besides, it was easy for me, I wasn’t the one moving my office and I wanted my sister to be happy so I replied: “Sounds like you got a promotion! Your own office with a window!” Ellen: “ I always wanted my own office.” Now I had to deliver! Not to be deterred, I took a trip to Dan’s to inspect

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Classic Italian Gardens for the Hamptons By Frederico Azevedo Recently, when I was visiting Italy, I visited several gardens. Now, more than ever, I try to search for sustainability in the gardens that I am visiting to be able to translate the architectural design and beauty to our environmental concerns. Some of the gardens that you should consider if you are visiting Rome are Villa Borghese and Villa Medici. They are located next to each other. Villa Medici requires guided tours; Villa Borghese is a public garden which one can visit on their own. You can even rent a bicycle and enjoy visiting several different gardens that are situated at Villa Borghese. Villa Borghese and Villa Medici are both right in the heart of Rome’s historical center.

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Lights, Camera, Action in Your Home Theater

By Donna Avedon Consider this fact: Americans spend one-third of their leisure time in front of the television screen. That’s more than any other leisure activity, including sports and shopping! It’s no surprise that home theaters are rapidly gaining in popularity. New technology has made building a home theater easier and more affordable than ever before. For a moment, think about the difference between watching your TV at home and going to your neighborhood cinema to see a movie. In the theater, the pictures are large and luminous and the rich sounds literally envelop you. The consumer can feel that same viewing pleasure at home by borrowing from the technology of the professional movie theater. A home theater system has four key ingredients: audio and video components, lighting and room furnishings. Movie fans everywhere know that surround sound has become an integral part of the home theater experience. You hear the sound effects, music and dialogue, not just from the screen, but all around you. A standard movie theater has three front speakers–one to the right, one to the left and one in the center. A 5.1 surround sound system incorporates the three front speakers plus two more additional rear speakers for added sound depth. Many home theaters are now installing 7.1 systems that add an additional two rear speakers. Atmospheric sounds–such as falling rain drops, the rustling of leaves, or running footsteps are all part of the surround sound system. The acoustics of a room play a key role in good sound reproduction. When planning a home theater, I incorporate soundproofing panels made of absorptive and diffusive material on the theater walls. They are pleasing to look at and eliminate sound distortion. Fabric covered seating, drapes and wall-to wall carpeting absorb sound as well.

position should be limited to approximately twice the screen width while the furthest seating position should be no more than five times the width of your screen. As every film buff knows, the movie can’t begin until the lights start to dim. To make your home theater experience ideal, select window treatments that open and close easily and can block out glare-causing sunlight. Or better yet, choose electric shades that operate with the touch of a button and close within 1/16” of each other. During the movie you will want to have some low-level floor lighting, so if you get up to get some popcorn, you’ll have a lit pathway. All theater lights should (continued on next page)

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A chief component of the theater experience is the large size of the screen. In a theater, the screen takes up most of your field of vision. Movie-theater-style front projectors are the best way to get the “big-screen” experience. Front-projection setups don’t take up a lot of floor space like a rearprojection TV can. Front projection can also provide the biggest screen size. There are no hard and fast rules that dictate the relationship between room size and screen size. In a movie theater, people naturally spread out from the front row to the back, and everywhere in between. The Society of Motion Pictures and Television Engineers (SMPTE) states that for optimum TV viewing distance, the nearest seating

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white photography of beach scenes by Ellen’s husband, David Gribin. Blue-green “Ball Jars” filled with seashells, a deep teal colored bowl and personal photos in frames to adorn the shelves. We added attractive textural baskets for additional storage function. A wayward ivy plant was bequeathed, a Bridgehampton poster of Ellen’s and a driftwood picture frame belonging to me were married and hung. My friends at Carpetman in Southampton came through by donating a sea grass rug remnant, which was installed wall to wall. The finishing touch was an inexpensive tortoise shell bamboo shade that would hide the window air conditioner that was being installed. Things were looking good! Here is a breakdown of the total expenses: 1 gallon of Benjamin Moore paint - $38.00 2 cans of Krylon Fushion Black Spray Paint @$5.65 ea - $11.30 1 Tortoise Shell Bamboo Shade from Overstock.com - $29.00 Total Investment - $78.30 Conclusion: It’s amazing what you can do with some elbow grease and some creativity. Ellen is now enjoying her very own private office space that she has always wanted, a lovely environment to foster her diligent work at Dan’s. I have “before” and “after” shots of an affordable office makeover and the venue to share it in. A happy ending for all! Allegra Dioguardi is owner of Styled and Sold Home Staging (www.styledandsold.com). She resides in Westhampton Beach where she also teaches a teleseminar program for those interested in a career as a Home Stager.

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shaped along the season, can be used in large quantities along well-defined beds and borders. Natural stone used for small seating areas and paths consists of large and small pieces with roughly circular shape. This element gives a strong sense of movement and light to the garden. A low Evergreen hedge curves around in a full flowing line to frame the lawn shape. The beds and borders are made more dramatic as different colors and textures are introduced to them. The enclosed lawn makes a good-sized area for recreation. The use of planters can be incorporated everywhere. Large pots with fruit trees can be placed along paths. Different shapes and sizes of planters with seasonal plantings will give more color and will help to frame views of patios, decks or borders. The flowing of all elements looks beautiful from all directions and achieves different views. Sustainability means to beautify a landscape within the natural environment. The use of the classic Italian garden design allows us that. Every garden needs maintenance. A well-planned garden, with the right permanent structure and the use of plants that have similar growing and sighting requirements, will make maintenance simpler and more sustainable without losing the beauty and elegance of a spectacular landscaping design. Landscape writer, lecturer and designer; Frederico Azevedo, is the C.E.O. of Unlimited Earth Care, landscape design and concept store located in Bridgehampton. For more information call 631-725-7551 or visit us at unlimitedearthcare.com.

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always be placed on dimmers and positioned to the side and back of the room. ”Smart” remote controls allow you to pre-program specific tasks. I often select Lutron’s Homeworks program for my client’s theaters. With one press of a remote, your theater comes alive with sound and picture; the shades lower, the lights dim slowly and your DVD starts playing. When choosing built-in cabinetry for this room, check that the cabinet is built strong enough to take the full load of the media equipment. Make certain that there is adequate air circulation within the cabinetry to avoid heat build-up. Many furniture retailers are now carrying media recliners that come complete with cup holders and built-in trays that hold CDs and DVDs. There’s an array of specialized theater furniture, art, movie posters, popcorn machines, etc. that can be found online to help make your media room fashionable. To complete the movie theater look, I often paint the walls a rich, dark color. It’s a bold move, but the result is striking and effective. Dark walls decrease glare and enhance viewing. This especially applies when it comes to a front-projection setup. The idea here is to avoid having light from the projected image being reflected by the walls and ceiling back onto the image on the screen. Advances in technology have given people many choices for exciting home media systems. Your very own home theater is a wonderful place to spend time with family and friends! Donna Avedon, recognized as one of New York’s top designers, creates environments that reflect her clients’ personal style. For more information, go to avedondesigns.com.

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Summer Lineup for the Whole Family By Kim Palmer Summer is on its way and the kids are finishing up their last weeks of school. Here come those three long months of summer vacation when you hear the phrase “I’m bored,” too many times to count. Well parents, no need to fret, we have plenty of familyfriendly shows coming to the East End this summer. On July 24, from 10:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., join the folks at the Children’s Museum of the East End for an Under the Sea Summer Family Fair. Call the museum at 631-537-8250 or visit cmee.org for details. Parrish Art Museum will present two musical performances in July to get the kids moving and grooving. On July 14 at 2 p.m., head down for Strummin’ and Drummin’ with brothers Chris and Matt Marshak. The multicultural interactive music show combines sing-along, hands-on drumming, storytelling, puppets and more for a catchy blend of blues and jazz rhythms. Children of all ages are welcome to get involved and play the percussion instruments. Arts Horizons will come to Parrish on July 28 at 2 p.m. with their production, Steppin’ Out. The performance company combines body percussion, footstomping rhythms and step dance moves stemming from African-American traditions. “Stepping” has become a unique part of American culture, used by drill teams and dance teams as a hip form of expression. In this hands-on learning experience, children will learn about polyrhythm, improvisation, music vocabulary and history. Tickets are $5/$10/$3. Seating is limited and advance registration is required for large groups. For info or tickets: 631-283-2118, ext. 30, or parrishart.org. Spend an enchanted evening with the quirky

musical Pinkalicious, playing at the Westhampton Beach PAC on August 22 at both 3 and 6 p.m. Based on the bestselling children’s book, the show is in its fourth year in New York City. Pinkalicious is the story of a little girl with a love for everything pink, especially pink cupcakes. Despite warnings from her parents, she eats too many and lands in the doctor’s office with Pinkitis which turns her pink from head to toe. When she starts to turn red she must find a way to get herself back to normal. After the performance, everyone wearing pink will get a cupcake. For info or tickets: 631-2881500 or whbpac.org. Lastly, Guild Hall will hold a summer series of children’s performances known as KidFEST, which will take place throughout July and August. First up on July 7, an evening filled with aerialists, acrobats, contortionists, fire artists, illusionist, singers, dancers and more, in Circurious, a true combination of circus tent, concert hall and Broadway stage. On July 14, catch bubble artist Casey Carle for Bubble-Time!, a one-man show featuring comedy, jazz and bubble mayhem. Carle will create fog-filled bubble sculptures, helium-filled foam, play a game of bubble ping-pong and trap an audience member in a giant bubble! The Hudson Vagabond Puppets will hit the stage on July 21, featuring Ferdinand the Bull. Based on the tale by Munro Leaf, this is the story of the bull that wouldn’t fight, told in a narrated ballet of pup-

pets and masked dancers. The performance will be followed by an interactive on-stage demonstration of conflict resolution techniques. Magician Arnie Kolorner will wrap up July with his Magical School for Wizards, an interactive children’s theatre show filled with magic illusions. The audience is treated as students at the school of wizards and Kolodner plays dual rolls as the headmaster and potions master. A creative spin on the Harry Potter series, the show will include being sorted into houses, funny monsters, levitation, flying brooms and dark wizards. Children will learn a magic trick to share with friends and family. Coming up in August, Guild Hall will host a couple of clowns in Bambouk Clown Theatre on August 4, hold a rock and dance frenzy with Ralph’s World in Concert on August 11 and tell the story of Hansel and Gretel with marionettes on August 18. The summer series will end on August 25 with a combination of comedy, juggling, movement, music and technology in Expect the Impossible – Mark Nizer’s 3-D Show. Be amazed as Nizer juggles laser beams, a burning propane tank and a 16-pound bowling ball! All performances 5 p.m.; tickets $15 adults/$12 children. Ralph’s World in Concert $20/$15. Catch the whole series for $100/$75. For info and tickets: 631-324-4050 or guildhall.org. So beat the dreaded boredom and take your kids to some of the wonderful shows on the East End this summer.

Kid’s Calendar THURSDAY, MAY 27 AFTER SCHOOL BREAKFAST CLUB – 4 to 5 p.m., grade 8 only, meet in Cooper Hall. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. FRIDAY, MAY 28 “PIXIE PLAY” – 10:30 to 11:30 a.m., ages 1 to 3 1/2 years and caregivers, circle time and stories. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Quoguelibrary.org. OPOSSUM TALES – 1 to 2 p.m., ages 3 to 10, learn about behaviors and adaptations. Registration required. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Quoguelibrary.org. CRICKETS, BEETLES AND ANTS – 4 p.m., grades K through 5, examine the world of insects and build a habitat for a live cricket. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. WILD LONG ISLAND – 4 to 5 p.m., all ages, learn about birds of prey and opossum. Advanced registration required. Hampton Library, 2478 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-537-0015. Hamptonlibrary.org. MOVIES AND MUNCHIES – 4 p.m., showing of Avatar. Pizza will be served. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. SATURDAY, MAY 29 MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND STORY AND CRAFT – 11 to 11:30 a.m., for ages 3 to 9, celebrate summer with stories and an art project. Register in advance. John Jermain Library, 201 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0049. Johnjermain.org. TENNIS FAMILY DAY – Noon to 4 p.m., join celebrity tennis pros to celebrate coaching legend Nick Bollettieri, who has trained Andre Agassi, Boris Becker, Venus and Serena Williams and more. $425 VIP meet and greet/$150 coaching clinic/$150 junior tournament/$500 private taped coaching session. RSVP by May 28: 631-907-5171 or jrockford@ross.org. Rain date May 30.

SUNDAY, MAY 30 STREET PAINTING FESTIVAL – Noon to 5 p.m., The East End Arts Council presents the 14th Annual Community Mosaic and Street Painting Festival. Activities include artists’ painting and crafts on display, live music, storytelling, drum circle, hoop dancing and arts and crafts for children. East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-0900. Eastendarts.org. MONDAY, MAY 31 MUTTVILLE COMIX CANINE COMEDY SHOW – Noon, 2 and 4 p.m. on weekends and noon and 3 p.m. on weekdays through September 6. Long Island Game Farm, 638 Chapman Blvd, Manorville. 631-878-6670. Longislandgamefarm.com. TUESDAY, JUNE 1 TINY TOTS CRAFTS – 11:15 to 11:45 a.m., ages 18 to 35 months, create a pond collage with your toddler. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. HANDS-ON MUSIC – 1:30 to 2:15 p.m., infant to 4 1/2 years, singing, guitar and puppets. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Quoguelibrary.org. BIRDHOUSE BONANZA – 4 p.m., ages 7 to 11, decorate wooden birdhouses. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. TEEN YOGA – 6:45 to 7:45 p.m., ages 11 & up, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. ART OF LIFE CHILDREN’S CLASSES – 4 to 5 p.m. every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Amy’s Ark Studio and Farm, 10 Hollow Lane, Westhampton. 631 288-3587. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2 KIDS YOGA – 3:30 to 4:30 p.m., grades 2 to 6, parents welcome. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631653-4224. Quoguelibrary.org. THURSDAY, JUNE 3 LEGO MANIA – 3:30 to 4:30 p.m., ages 4 & up, Lego play and snacks. Advanced registration required. Hampton

Library, 2478 Montauk Highway, Bridgehampton. 631-5370015. Hamptonlibrary.org. AFTER SCHOOL BREAKFAST CLUB – 4 to 5 p.m., grade 8 only, meet in Cooper Hall. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. CHESS CLUB – 4:30 to 5:30 p.m., ages 6 to 11, all levels welcome. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Cooper Farm Road, Southampton. 631-283-0774. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. PJ STORYTIME – 6:30 to 7 p.m., ages 2 to 5 years, wear pajamas and bring a stuffed animal. Quogue Library, 90 Quogue Street, Quogue. 631-653-4224. Quoguelibrary.org. ONGOING Call or visit website for times. Registration may be required. AFTERNOONS@ROSS – Various programs for all ages, Ross Lower School, 739 Butter Lane, Bridgehampton, 631907-5555, ross.org PUPPET SHOWS, TOT ART, PLAY GROUPS AND PRESCHOOL YOGA – Visit web site for times, Goat on a Boat, Route 114 and East Union St., Sag Harbor. 631-7254193 goatonaboat.org CHILDREN’S ART WORKSHOP –10 to 11 a.m. Saturdays, ages 6 to 13, $20, Golden Eagle, 14 Gingerbread Lane, E. Hampton, 631-324-0603, goldeneagle.com EAST END YOUTH FELLOWSHIP – 6:30 to 8:30 p.m., Sundays, Sag Harbor, 631-725-4155, cbchamptons.com.

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Arts & Entertainment La Cage Aux Folles

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streetwise maid as a wannabe star who will do anything for a chance to be in a show. Douglas Hodge is simply sensational and his performance as the temperamental Albin has colorful nuance along with bravura outbursts. His version of “I Am Who I Am,” which closes the first act, is a scorching testament to being true to yourself. If all the characters have different accents, it doesn’t much matter, because the evening has punch. Anytime Jerry Herman is in town is a cause to celebrate, so if you are in the mood for a four-star musical

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classic, “the best of times” is now. La Cage Aux Folles is now playing at the Longacre Theatre, 220 West 48th Street between Broadway and Eighth Avenue. For tickets call Telecharge at 212-2396200 or online at telecharge.com. Theater critics Barry Gordin & Patrick Christiano are members of the Drama Desk. Barry is an internationally-renowned photographer. Patrick is the artistic director of SivaRoad Productions and a member of the Drama Desk nominating committee. Visit their website at theaterlife.com.

Douglas Dodge, Kelsey Grammer Jerry Herman’s dazzling musical La Cage Aux Folles is back on Broadway, starring five-time Emmy Award winner Kelsey Grammer, making his Broadway debut as Georges opposite the acclaimed British actor Douglas Hodge, reprising his Olivier Award-winning role as the drag queen Albin. The two make a nice match as the gay owners of a nightclub on the French Riviera, where Albin performs as Zaza, in the glitzy drag revue that goes on nightly in their downstairs club. The intimate, heartfelt production, directed with bold style by Terry Johnson, began life at the Menier Chocolate Factory in London in late 2007, winning rave reviews before moving to the West End. Now La Cage is a New York treat worth savoring. The hit 1983 musical has a clever book by Harvey Fierstein that tugs at the heart strings and there are those unforgettable songs by the maestro Herman like “I Am Who I Am,” “Look Over There” and “The Best of Times.” The show was mounted on Broadway just five years ago, winning a Tony Award for Best Musical Revival, but Johnson’s scaled-down fresh approach with a small band is a resourceful delight, giving the evening a seedy realistic appeal that was missing from the big glossy earlier versions. His entertaining production goes for the laughs, but also has a deep emotional impact. Les Cagelles, the performers in the racy drag show at the rather tacky club, number only six this time around and are muscular types that give no allusion to real women, except for their sparkling drag. The original had real women mixed in with the transvestites, and it was difficult to tell them apart. These new Cagelles are surprisingly tough, even though they wear sequined gowns, and their dance routines are brashly athletic. Georges and Albin have been together for 20 years and raised Georges’ son Jean-Michel (A. J. Shively), who was conceived during a brief encounter. JeanMichel has just become engaged to Anne (Elena Shaddow), the daughter of super-conservative politician Dindon (Fred Applegate). Jean-Michel is intent upon making a nice impression on Anne’s parents’ planned visit. He fears Zaza will be too outrageous and ruin the nuptials, so he wants Georges to ban her from being there and instead have his real mother present. It’s a setup to much dramatic comedy. When Jean-Michel’s mother cancels at the last minute, Albin, in a generous gesture, despite his hurt feelings, dons pearls and a skirt to fill in for her. Events go drastically sour when Zaza’s true identity is revealed, but the story manages a happy ending because of the young couples enduring love. Grammer, a surprisingly nice baritone, turns in a warm, witty performance, and the entire ensemble is top notch, especially Robin de Jesus, who plays Albin’s

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Happy Days Opens Gateway Playhouse By Roy Bradbrook The opening night of a new Gateway Playhouse season – this year for the 61st time – is always a cause for happiness, as it denotes the advent of those glorious days of summer. This felt true even on a night that actually demanded warm topcoats. Gateway management has selected a challenging array of musicals for this season, opting to go away from the classic, tried-and-true shows (apart from Hello Dolly), to some lesser-known (and in one instance untried-on-Broadway) productions. The opening show is Happy Days – a New Musical. This is a spin-off from the very successful ABC sitcom that ran for 10 years starting in the late ‘70s, and which made the ‘Fonz,’ played by Henry Winkler, a cult figure to many viewers. Those who grew up with the Fonz and his fellow characters, such as Richie Cunningham, will find that this show does its best to recreate the innocence of that era. It’s up to the viewer to determine how well it accomplishes that. The storyline revolves around the efforts of

Fonzie and his gang to save their favorite coffee shop from demolition. Raising the requisite money comes down to Fonzie having to beat his lifelong enemies, the Malachi brothers, in a wrestling match. The music, costumes and dancing are all-representative of the period and continue to convey a feeling of nostalgia. Is this a great musical?

Frankly, no. And the cast did not really deliver with the punch and verve needed to drive the show forcefully–but it will send many out with a smile on their faces, reflecting on the days of yesteryear. The next production after this show, running from June 16 until July 3, will be I Love a Piano, a review of Irving Berlin’s wonderful and varied music. Then comes a recent Broadway success, Hairspray, from July 7 until the 31. Next on the roster is Altar Boyz, a very successful off-Broadway show that won many awards and promises to bring even more laughter to its audiences. And there’s more. Hello Dolly, one of the most iconic of all musicals and one of the most eagerly anticipated, runs at the Patchogue Theater from August 4 to the 22. The season ends with another show that won plaudits for its Broadway success–Avenue Q, which also attained an iconic status during its recent sixyear run. This adult-themed show is not regarded as suitable for children and runs from August 25 until the season ends on September 19.

Hidden Gems: Finding Art in the Hamptons

The residence at LongHouse By Marion Wolberg Weiss While the Hamptons is known as an important creative community, home to many important artists over the course of many years, there are artistic venues that are not as well known among the casual visitor or summer resident. Such places not only show exquisite and important art, but their environs (and even their structures) are equally outstanding. These sites are off-the-beaten-path and sometimes in plain view, yet we don’t realize they are there. Consider the venues that are hidden away, surrounded by great expanses of nature. LongHouse Reserve comes quickly to mind. It’s a 16-acre piece of land with extraordinary gardens, a pond, sculpture and a residence inspired by a Japanese shrine where LongHouse founder, Jack Larson, lives. This special place serves many purposes, but above all brings together art and nature; aesthetics and spirit. Currently, and through the summer, an exhibit called “Rites of Spring” will be on view with sculptures by artists including George Rickey. The gardens also feature pieces from past years, including Eric Fischl’s striking “Tumbling Woman,” Yoko Ono’s chess set, “Play It by Trust” and Dale Chihuly’s “Cobalt

Reeds.” A special show of African ceramics curated by Douglas Dawson is also on view currently. The Water Mill Center, founded by another internationally-known artist, Robert Wilson, is similarly hidden in a glorious wooded area, but the contemporary concrete and glass, geometricallystyled building dominates. Old and new exist side-by-side; the avant-garde, experimental plays and mixed-media works are performed inside and out. Sculptures recalling Stonehenge overlook the surroundings. Permanent art pieces include the old and new as well, with artifacts from Indonesia sharing space with works by Donald Judd and Agnes Martin. Our favorite piece among the collection? A ballet shoe once worn by Rudolf Nureyev. Finally, there’s the Art Barge, located in Napeague Harbor. Its environs are not the woods nor gardens, but rather the craggy shoreline overlooking the Harbor and the Atlantic Ocean. Like LongHouse Reserve and The Water Mill Center, art forms the essence of the place, but it is the teaching of art that makes the difference. Art Barge was founded in 1960 by Victor D’Amico, the Museum of Modern Art’s founding Education Director, who envisioned a school that reflected the environment’s character—a place where sky, sea, salt air and a boat came together. Enter the Barge, a World War I vessel that was hauled from New Jersey to Napeague to serve as an art school. It stands there today, after 50 years. The Art Barge Director, Chris Kohane, reaffirms the continuity of D’Amico’s original mission, noting that “creativity was and is the basis of learning. The Barge has continued to give individuals an opportunity to make discoveries.” This philosophy extends to the idea that students are on equal footing, and include young people as well as more advanced artists. Imagine mothers and daughters, and then even grandchildren, taking art lessons here, and you have the salient dynamics

behind The Art Barge. There are other littleknown venues where history rather than environment is the big story. Take, for example, Ashawagh Hall, where famous artists from Springs have contributed to the yearly Invitational Art Show since 1968. It’s where artists like Herman Cherry and Willem de Kooning donated prints or posters for charity. (Lee Krasner donated a print by Jackson Pollock one year, but unfortunately it was stolen.) This year’s Invitational Art Show is Aug. 6-23. The building that houses Dan Flavin Art Institute in Leri’s “Talk to Me” Bridgehampton was once a firehouse, and then a church. Inside, a permanent installation of Flavin’s fluorescent lights adds an arresting, contemporary touch to the 1908 structure. The purple walls, where pastel illuminated tubes are arranged in diverse configurations, evoke both a spiritual and sensual sense of mystery. Down the street stands the Bridgehampton Historical Society, another venue that combines art and tradition in a lovely Greek Revival house, circa 1840. Art exhibits this summer will include sculptures by Dennis Leri (July 9-August 21) on the front lawn. Leri’s works are particularly appropriate—while they convey a geometric abstract design, they also communicate the idea of tradition’s stability and strength. Finally, there’s the Southampton Historical Museum, another Greek Revival house (circa 1843), with outbuildings recalling Williamsburg, Virginia. The current show features paintings and photographs from Plein Air Peconic (May 18-September 4). It’s heartwarming to see that the landscapes on the walls have not changed over the years. That’s what tradition/history is all about.

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Art Openings & Galleries OPENINGS AND EVENTS BOTERO: PAINTINGS AND SCULPTURES – May 28, opening, featuring the work of Fernando Botero, on display through June 22. Vered Gallery, 68 Park Place, East Hampton. 631-324-3303. “GARMENTS OF RITUAL” – May 28, opening, exhibit of Native American attire. Shinnecock Nation Cultural Center and Museum, Montauk Hwy and West Gate Road, Southampton. 631-287-4923. DOMINY FURNITURE – May 29, opening, on display through June 27. Clinton Academy, 151 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-6850. “LOOKING OUTWARD INCREMENTALLY” – May 29, opening, featuring artist Nuala Clark. Boltax Gallery, 21 Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-4062. “MY DEAR LONG ISLAND HOME” – May 29, opening, paintings and writings by historic Sag Harbor artists,

poets, authors and historians, on display Saturday and Sundays 1 to 4 p.m. through June 27. Sag Harbor Historical Society, 174 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-7255092. THE ART BARGE – 4 to 7 p.m. on May 29, open house of “People, Place and Things,” 50 years of art barge history. The Victor D’Amico Institute of Art, Amagansett. 631267-3172. “RETROSPECTIVE” – 4 to 9 p.m. on May 29, opening night cocktail reception for Jacques Zuccaire’s showing of modern still life and figurative works. Arthur T. Kalaher Fine Art, 28E Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-204-0383. On display through June 13. WALK TALL GALLERY – 5 p.m. on May 29, Memorial Day Gala opening. 197 Madison Street, Sag Harbor. 631681-1572. “STRIPPED” – 5 p.m. on May 29, reception for the

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group show of photography and paintings integrating the naked body and its relation to the psyche, culture and desire. Mosquito Hawk Gallery, 24 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. Gallery hours: Friday and Saturdays 11 to 7 p.m. and Sunday and Mondays 11 to 5 p.m., by appointment only. 631-905-4998. “STRICTLY SHINO” – 11 a.m. on May 30, brunch reception, ceramic works by Malcolm Davis, Toni Ross and Aileen Florell, on display through June 20. Celadon Clay Art Gallery, 41 Old Mill Road, Water Mill. 631-726-2547. PLEIN AIR PECONIC – 5 to 7 p.m. on May 30, public reception with the artists and representatives from the Peconic Land Trust to kick off its summer exhibition, “Saving our Landscape Heritage: Paintings and Photographs of the East End.” Southampton Historical Museum, 17 Meeting House Lane, Southampton. Exhibit will run through Labor Day. 631-283-2494. Southamptonhistoricalmuseum.org. LUCILLE KHORNAK GALLERY – 5 to 7 p.m. on May 30, photography gallery opening event featuring “In Fashion: Portraits of Iconic Designers.” 2400 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. GUILD HALL 72nd ARTIST MEMBERS EXHIBITION – On display through June 5, Friday and Saturdays 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sundays noon to 5 p.m. Free. 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806. Guildhall.org. GALLERIES ANN MADONIA PAINTING GALLERY & FINE ANTIQUES – Open 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. 36 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-1878. ANNYX – 150 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-9064. ART & SOUL GALLERY – 495 Montauk Highway, Eastport. 631-325-1504. Artsoulgallery.com. ARTHUR T. KALAHER FINE ART – Open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily or by appointment. 28E Job’s Lane, Southampton. 631-204-0383. BENSON-KEYES ARTS – By appointment. 917-5091379 or elainebensongallery@gmail.com. BERNARD SPRING STEEL – Watercolors and sculptures. Open Saturday and Sundays 1 to 4 p.m. 7760 Main Bayview Road, Southold. 631-765-9509. BRAVURA ART AND OBJECTS GALLERY – American, European, tribal, Murano glass, jewelry, textiles, home furnishings and eclectic objects. Open by appointment. 261 N. Main Street, Southampton. 631-377-3355 or info@bravurastyle.com. CANIO’S GALLERY – 290 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-4926. CHRYSALIS GALLERY - Original Fine Art, local, regional and international artists. Open Thursday to Monday 10 to 5:30 p.m. 2 Main Street, Southampton. 631287-1883 or chrysalis@hamptons.com. D’AMICO INSTITUTE – Former residence of Victor D’Amico, founding director of Education at the Museum of Modern Art, early modernist furnishings and found objects on display. By appointment. Lazy Point, Amagansett. 631267-3172. DELANEY COOKE GALLERY – 11:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Friday through Mondays. 150 Main Street, Sag Harbor. DESHUK-RIVERS STUDIO – Visit artist Daria Deshuk for one-on-one tours of paintings, photographs and works on paper. 141 Maple Lane, Bridgehampton. 631-2374511. Deshukriversgallery.com. GALERIE BELAGE – 8 Moniebogue Lane, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-5082. THE LEIBER MUSEUM – 1 to 4 p.m. on Saturday and Sundays, beginning May 28, a collection of Japanese prints will be on view. 446 Old Stone Hwy, Springs. 631329-3288. Leibermuseum.org. LEVITAS CENTER FOR THE ARTS – Open weekdays noon to 4 p.m. and weekends noon to 6 p.m. Southampton Cultural Center, Pond Lane, Southampton. (continued on next page)

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Art Commentary by Marion Wolberg Weiss

“A Fusion Platform of Organic Art” at Solar Photo Courtesy Walter Sanchez, waedsaphoto.com

At East Hampton’s Solar Gallery, the key word is supposed to be “Fusion”—a coming together of African tribal art and contemporary abstractions by Latin American painter, Mago. But we must not misinterpret the exhibit’s meaning. In this critic’s opinion, the show does not evoke similarities between African art and Mago, the individual. While Africa has been a source of inspiration for great artists like Picasso and Wifredo Lam, Mago cannot claim the same muse. Rather, his pairing with masks, hand-woven textiles, amber beads and sculptural pieces from Africa may seem arbitrary to some viewers. If there’s any source at all, Mago’s influences might originate in the urban settings where his graffiti reigns; for example, his signature is part of the paintings themselves. His images are similarly spontaneous and generous in style and spirit. Another influence on his work may come from Expressionism, since it calls to mind work by the Spanish artist Tapies, according to Solar owner, Esperanza Leon. On the contrary, the African masks are intricate and decorative in their compositions, and so are the textiles. (The headrests, however, are not. Their delicate sculptural lines are more related to Mago’s abstractions, if any similarities are evident.) Which leaves us with the question, what is it

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631-283-6419. MARK BORGHI FINE ART – Mix of mid-century modern works and new acquisitions. 2462 Main Street, Bridgehampton. 631-537-7245. MICHAEL PEREZ POP ART GALLERY – Featuring original works by artist and gallery owner Michael Perez. 59 Main Street, Southampton. 631-259-2424. Michaelperez-artist.com. MOSQUITO HAWK GALLERY – 24 N Ferry Rd., Shelter Island. 631-905-4998. PARASKEVAS GALLERY – Showing Michael Paraskevas’ work and children’s book illustrations from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and other books published with his mother, Betty. Open by appointment. 83 Main St., Westhampton Beach. 631-287-1665. THE PARRISH ART MUSEUM –Open Monday to Saturday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sundays 1 to 5 p.m. Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. POLLOCK KRASNER HOUSE & STUDY CENTER – 830 Springs Fireplace Road, East Hampton. 631-3244929. ROSALIE DIMON GALLERY - Open noon to 6 p.m. daily. 2nd Floor, Jamesport Manor Inn, 370 Manor Lane, Jamesport. 631-722-0500. Jamesportmanorinn.com. RATIO GALLERY-MIHstudio – 10 Bell Street, Bellport. 631-286-4020. Ratiogallery.com. RICAHRD J. DEMATO FINE ARTS GALLERY – 90 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-1161. ROMANY KRAMORIS GALLERY – 41 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-2499. SOLAR – African and modern art show, “A Fusion Platform of Organic Art,” featuring artist Mago, on display through June 7. By appointment only. SURFACE LIBRARY – New works created “in-situ” (on-site) by resident atelier artists, potter Bob Bachler and painter James Kennedy. Open Thursday to Sunday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. 845 Springs Fireplace Rd., East Hampton. 631-291-9061. TULLA BOOTH GALLERY –Works by Daniel Jones, Burt Glinn, Karine Laval, Christine Matthai, Susan Pear Meisel, and Blair Seagram. Open Thursday to Monday 12:30 to 7 p.m. 66 Main St., Sag Harbor. 631-725-3100. Tullaboothgallery.com. VERED GALLERY – Open 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 68 Park Pl., East Hampton. 631-324-3303.

The African and Modern Art Show at SOLAR about Mago’s work that’s unique? Does this uniqueness have anything to do with “fusion?” The playfulness, apparent in a piece like “Peter Pan,” indicates references to childhood. Yet Mago’s color of choice is mostly coal black, a hue not usually associated with youth. Thus, “fusion” might apply to the contradictory dynamics of innocence and darkness. Another work is called “A Raw Darkness,” again a direct reference to black. Although there is no opposition indicated, it’s the idea of “rawness,” or spontaneity, that’s important

here. The display of African tribal art is particularly interesting considering the variety of forms: masks, textiles, a costume, headrests and amber necklaces. The masks in particular challenge our understanding of their importance. Consider that masks can be traced back to Paleolithic times and still play such an intriguing part of our own rituals like Carnival and Halloween. Those masks were made of various materials, such as metal, leather and fabric, while the masks at Solar are created from wood, delicately and expertly carved. While it’s difficult to determine their original purpose (possibly for celebration, crop harvest or preparation for war), these masks are quite beautiful. The elephant mask is particularly arresting and theatrical, yet simple and sensual. The African costume hanging from the ceiling is a good example of the way in which masks were originally worn as part of a performance ensemble. It seems that the costume’s colors, threads and mask are a perfect “fusion” of style, material and objective. The piece comes alive in the gallery and if we shut our eyes, we can imagine a person moving to the drum beats in an equally vital way. “A Fusion Platform of Organic Art” will be on view at Solar Gallery until June 7. The exhibit is a fundraiser for the Human Rights Campaign. Call 631-907-8422 for additional information.

MOVIES Schedule for the week of Friday, May 28 to Thursday, June 3. Movie schedules are subject to change. Always call to confirm shows and times. HAMPTON ARTS (+) Sex and the City (R) – Fri., 5, 8, Sat, Sun, Mon 2, 5, 8 Tue-Thur, 7 Shrek (PG) – Fri., 4:30, 7, 9 Sat, Sun, Mon, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 Tue-Thurs., 7 SAG HARBOR CINEMA (+) (631-725-0010) City Island – 4 all week The Secret In Their Eyes – 6:05 all week The Girl W/The Dragon Tatto – 8:30 all week UA EAST HAMPTON (+) (631-324-0448) Sex and the City 2 (R) – Fri.-Wed, 12:40, 3:50, 7, 10:10 Shrek 4 (PG) – Fri., - Wed, 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:30, 9:50 Robin Hood (PG13) – Fri.-Wed, 12:30, 4, 7:15, 10:30 City Island (PG13) – Fri., - Wed, 1:15, 3:40, 6:15, 9 Letters to Juliet PG – Fri., - Wed., 1:50, 5, 7:40, 10:10 Iron Man 2 (PG13) – Fri.-Wed., 12:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 UA HAMPTON BAYS (+) (631-728-8535) MacGruber (R) – Fri – Sun 2:40, 7:40, Mon-Thur 7:40 Just Wright (PG) – Fri – Sun 12:10, 5:10, 10:15, Mon-Thur 5:10 Shrek Forever After (PG) – Fri, 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:20, 9:50 Sat– Sun 2:30, 5:05, 7:20, 9:50 Mon-Thur 5:05, 7:20 Robin Hood (PG13) – Fri – Sun 12:20, 3:50, 7, 10 Mon-Thur 3:50, 7

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Day By Day BENEFITS A SUMMER SAFARI – 7 p.m. on May 30, cocktails, dinner, dancing and a silent auction, to benefit Southampton Hospital’s Westhampton Primary Care Center. Westhampton Country Club, 35 Potunk Lane, Westhampton Beach. Tickets and info: 631-726-8700 or klucas@southamptonhospital.org. JUDY SHESH MEMORIAL 5K RUN/WALK – 8:30 a.m. on June 5, to raise money for Breast Cancer Research and assist Breast Cancer Charities across Long Island, in honor of Judi Shesh, who lost her battle to breast cancer in 2001. Event will include raffles, food, crafts and a rock-climbing wall. Great South Bay YMCA, 200 West Main Street, Bay Shore. To participate, 631956-0100, info@jurisrun.org or judisrun.org. GOSPEL AT THE MAIDSTONE – June 5, the Songs of Solomon, an award-winning choral youth ensemble based in Harlem, will perform to benefit the Bridgehampton Child Care and Recreational Center. The group was created and is led by award-winning choral conductor Chantel Renee Wright from Chicago. Maidstone Club, 29 Maidstone Lane, East Hampton. 212281-9811. Sosinspirations.org. THURSDAY, MAY 27 CLASSICAL DRAWING PORTRAIT WORKSHOP – 6 to 9 p.m., through June 10, with James Daga Albinson/LIFAA. For adults. Guild Hall, 158 Main Street, East Hampton. 631-324-0806 to register. Guildhall.org OPERA IN CINEMA: AIDA – 7:30 p.m., film of Verdi’s Opera at Bregenz Festival in Austria. $20. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. “BEDROOM FARCE” – The Hampton Theatre Company, through June 13, Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 8p.m. and Sundays at 2:30p.m. Quogue Community Hall, 126 Jessup Ave., Quogue. 631653-8955. Hamptontheatre.org. 866-811-4111 for tickets, $25/$23 seniors/$10 students. FRIDAY, MAY 28 EAST HAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. every Friday through October 1, local fresh produce, honey, sweets, baked goods and more. Nick and Toni’s parking lot, 136 North Main Street, East Hampton. Rain or shine. 631-725-9133. PORTER AND DE KOONING – Noon talk comparing painters Porter and de Kooning. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. Bring a lunch, Parrish will provide beverages and dessert. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. HAYGROUND FARMERS MARKET – 3 to 6:30 p.m. every Friday through September 10, local produce and baked goods. 151 Mitchell’s Lane, Bridgehampton. 631987-3553. Haygroundfarmersmarket.com. MY LIFE IN COMEDY –7 p.m., featuring Bill Pesky, award-winning writer, producer and director of comedy classics. Shelter Island Library, 37 North Ferry Road, Shelter Island. 631-749-0042. Readshelterisland.org. SATURDAY, MAY 29 WESTHAMPTON FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturdays through November, area farm produce and prepared foods. 85 Mill Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-288-3337. Whbcc.org. SAG HARBOR FARMERS MARKET – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturdays through Halloween weekend, fresh produce, artisinal cheeses, honey, wine and more. Marine Park, Bay Street, Sag Harbor. Denslowsr@yahoo.com. HIKE – 10 a.m. to noon, meet at the windmill on Long Wharf, Sag Harbor, for an easy-paced walk through Sag Harbor’s patriotic history including battle sites and historic homes. 631-725-5861. ANTIQUE AND COLLECTIBLE SHOW AND SALE – 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. today and 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday, presented by the East Hampton Rotary Club. Miss Amelia’s Cottage, Montauk Hwy, Amagansett. $5. Easthamptonrotary.us. JONES BEACH AIR SHOW – 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. today and Sunday, 7th Annual Bethpage Federal Credit Union Air Show, featuring the United States Navy Blue Angels. Free admission. $10 parking. Jones Beach State Park, Wantagh. For info 631-321-3510. Jonesbeachairshow.com or lovebethpage.com. ARTS AND CRAFTS FESTIVAL – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., The South Fork Craftsmen’s Guild, a non-profit organization dedicated to the preservation of art on Long Island, will present an arts and crafts festival featuring paintings, sculpture, pottery and more by local artisans.

PICK OF THE WEEK Local Memorial Day Parades May 31 Sag Harbor 9a.m. Hampton Bays 9:15p.m. Southampton 10:45a.m. Westhampton 11a.m. Bridgehampton Presbyterian Church, 2429 Montauk Hwy, Bridgehampton. Free admission. 631-726-0358. SCHOOL CRAFT FESTIVAL – 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., craft sale sponsored by Hampton Bays High School Thespian Society. Front lawn of Hampton Bays Elementary School, 72 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-766-6304. MONTAUK FINE ARTS FESTIVAL – 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. today and 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Sunday, original paintings, sculpture, jewelry, pottery, glass, wood, textiles, photography and more, hosted by the Montauk Chamber of Commerce. The Plaza, Montauk. Free admission. 631668-2428. Montaukartshow.com. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., meet the author for a reading of the chapter titled “Steven Spielberg,” to learn about the killer shark in Jaws and the madness that seized the town at the premiere. London Jewelers, Main Street, East Hampton. Danshamptons.com. BEER & BACON BLOWOUT – 3 p.m., pig roast, entertainment, door prizes and raffles. Specials include hot dogs, hamburgers and beer for $3 each. Finn’s Restaurant, 101 Old Riverhead Road, Westhampton Beach. 631-998-3271. EEGO COCKTAIL PARTY – 4:30 to 7 p.m., The East End Gay Organization will hold its Opening Summer Season Cocktail Party to honor its “newlyweds”. 215 Buckskill Road, East Hampton. $20. No reservations required. Non-perishable food donations for the food pantry are appreciated. 631-324-3699. Eego.org. SUTTON FOSTER – 8 p.m., Tony Award winner Sutton Foster reunites with Music Director Michael Rafter, featuring Broadway show-stoppers and selections from her debut album, Wish. Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $75 general admission/$125 premium, includes a reception onstage with artist after performance. 631-725-9500. Baystreet.org. FLECK, MEYER AND HUSSAIN – 8 p.m., banjo player Bela Fleck, composer and double-bass player Edgar Meyer and tabla player Zakir Hussain perform for the first time live as a trio. $95/$75/$55. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-1500. Whbpac.org. SUNDAY, MAY 30 HEALTHY BODIES, HEALTHY BAYS – 9 to 10:30 a.m., a stroll to the Peconic Bay to observe and learn about local marine life. For all ages. Indian Island County Park, Riverhead. 631-852-8629. SOUTHAMPTON ANTIQUES FAIR – 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., antiques, collectibles, vintage, eclectibles and dolls. Lawn of the White House, 159 Main Street, Southampton Village. 631-283-2494. HIKE – 9:30 to 11:30 a.m, meet at the NYS Parks ORV access on the south side of Route 27, Montauk, for a moderate, two-mile nature walk through pitch pine forest in Napeague State Park. 646-221-8225. OLD CEMETERY TOUR – 10 a.m., with Bridgehampton Historical Society’s archivist Julie Greene. Old Cemetery, Main Street, Bridgehampton. Free. Weather permitting. 631-537-1088. Bridgehamptonhistoricalsociety.org. DAN READS IN THE HAMPTONS TOO – 11 a.m., meet the author for a reading of the chapter titled “Kurt Vonnegut,” to hear about the friendship that ended in episodes involving women, an interview, anger and jealousy. Sagaponack Post Office, Sagaponack. Danshamptons.com. WETLAND EXPLORATION – 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., a walk to seine the pond and discuss macro invertebrates and their role in the ecosystem. For all ages. Robert Cushman Murphy County Park, Calverton. 631-8528629. CURATOR’S TOUR – 2 p.m., a personal tour of the summer exhibit, “Orphans in the Attic,” with guest curator Judy Estes. Free with museum admission. Sag Harbor Whaling and Historical Museum, 200 Main Street, Sag Harbor. 631-725-0770. OPERA IN CINEMA: AIDA – 2 p.m., film of Verdi’s Opera at Bregenz Festival in Austria. $20. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org.

STREET PAINTING FESTIVAL – Noon to 5 p.m., The East End Arts Council presents the 14th Annual Community Mosaic and Street Painting Festival. Activities include artists’ painting and crafts on display, live music, storytelling, drum circle, hoop dancing and arts and crafts for children. East Main Street, Riverhead. 631-727-0900. Eastendarts.org. SUSIE ESSMAN – 8 p.m., comic actress from Curb Your Enthusiasm presents her stand-up routine. Mature content, adults only. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. $90/$70/$50. 631-288-1500. Whbpac.org. MONDAY, MAY 31 SAG HARBOR MEMORIAL DAY PARADE – 9 a.m., Mashashimuet Park to American Legion. Main Street, Sag Harbor. HAMPTON BAYS MEMORIAL DAY PARADE – 9:15 a.m., march to cemetery and placing of wreath. American Legion, 55 Ponquogue Ave, Hampton Bays. 631-728-4340. SOUTHAMPTON MEMORIAL DAY SERVICE AND PARADE – 10:45 a.m. parade, 11 a.m. service, sponsored by Commission on Veteran’s Patriotic Events. Job’s Lane to Agawam Park, Southampton Village. 631283-1623. WESTHAMPTON MEMORIAL DAY SERVICE – 11 a.m. ceremony sponsored by the American legion Post 834. Westhampton Cemetery War Memorial, Montauk Hwy and Station Road, Westhampton. Reception will follow at the VFW Hall, Quogue. 631-288-3263. TUESDAY, JUNE 1 “EMBRACING DEATH” – 10 a.m. to noon, discover and discuss the facets of end of life issues. Joshua’s Place, 30 Sanford Place, Southampton. $20. 631-287-4100. Joshuasplace.org. DISSONANCE – A classical quartet in conflict when a rock star enters their midst, a musical directed by Lonnie Price. Previews through June 4. Opening night, June 5. Show runs Tuesday through Saturday evenings at 8 p.m. and Sundays at 7 p.m., with matinees on Wednesdays at 2 p.m. and Saturdays at 4 p.m., throughout June. Bay Street Bay Street Theatre, Long Wharf, Sag Harbor. $55/$65. 631-725-9500. Baystreet.org. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2 LUNCHTIME OPERA: AIDA – Noon, hour-long introduction to Giuseppe Verdi’s Aida with soprano Kristin Elena Sampson and musical director Atarah Hazzan. Rogers Memorial Library, 91 Coopers Farm Road, Southampton. Registration required. 631-283-0774 ext. 523. Rogers.suffolk.lib.ny.us. MIND/BODY/WELLNESS – For cancer patients, 4:30 to 6:30 p.m., Southampton Hospital, call 631-726-8800 to schedule evaluation, wellness@southamptonospital.org. THURSDAY, JUNE 3 YOGA – 9:45 to 11 a.m. on Thursdays through June 24. Joshua’s Place, 30 Sanford Place, Southampton. $15. 631-287-4100. Joshuasplace.org. CLASSICAL DRAWING PORTRAIT WORKSHOP – 6 to 9 p.m., through June 10, with James Daga Albinson/LIFAA. For adults. Guild Hall. Call 631-3240806 to register. Guildhall.org. “BEDROOM FARCE” – see May 27 BALLET IN CINEMA: SWAN LAKE – 7:30 p.m., film of Tchaikovsky’s Ballet at Marinsky Theatre in St. Petersburg. $15. Parrish Art Museum, 25 Jobs Lane, Southampton. 631-283-2118. Parrishart.org. FRIDAY, JUNE 4 BOOK CLUB – 10 to 11 a.m. Fridays through June 25, ongoing book discussion on bestseller, “The Help,” by Kateryn Stockett. Joshua’s Place, 30 Sanford Place, Southampton. $5. 631-287-4100. Joshuasplace.org. THE TAJ MAHAL TRIO – 8 p.m., multi-instrumentalist and Grammy winner Taj Mahal performs AfricanAmerican musical traditions. $85/$70/$50. Westhampton Beach PAC, 76 Main Street, Westhampton Beach. 631288-1500. Whbpac.org. ONGOING THURSDAY NIGHT JAM SESSION – 7 to 9 p.m., free live jazz. Bay Burger. 1742 Sag HarborBridgehampton Turnpike, Sag Harbor. 631-899-3915. Bayburger.com.

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Letters A JOURNALIST IN DISGUISE! Dear Dan, I thought you were a journalist? A journalist would not have put his signature on a recent article I read: “The Tea Party and The Tea Party. Ok, so we all know that you are a Republican, and that you write articles from that viewpoint, but I am not going to let you get away with untruths and outright lies. There is this publication entitled The Statistical Abstract of The United States, and while I have personally witnessed it bending the truth, the numbers always catch up with reality. There is no way in hell that you can prove your wild assertions in the above mentioned article; there is also no way in hell you can even come close, or even begin to justify yourself. Republicans we all understand wish to transfer equity to themselves at any cost, even if that means forcing the government to borrow. The Republicans will do that any cost, and while Democrats seldom understand the costs, I am here to say that government finances operate on rules as old as The Magna Charta. Reality cannot be changed. Republicans have always spent more than Democrats, Republicans usually do it with borrowed money, rather than with taxes, and Republicans frequently stifle the capitalistic economy with these practices, and then blame it on the democrats. These facts are easily demonstrable, but that is another discussion. The point here is that you are telling lies, muckraking, and are downright dishonorable if not immoral with this article. If you are bent on championing Republicanism, do so honorably, with journalistic integrity. (Check your facts!) I am sick of some kinds of lies, and I defy you to prove yourself. More to the point I am sick of journalists badmouthing democrats spending habits. Some kinds of spending are just plain healthy for the country. I am also sick of the lies. For instance consumers do not drive 66% of the economy and you cannot prove it. It is also not bad that governments are responsible for a third of the GDP. I can however prove that during the Bush years government spending approached 41% of GDP, and that is why your economy failed. I have been saying for years that the United States is probably going to go down in the history books as the country that proved democracy does not work. Your muckraking does not help, and quite frankly makes me sick to my stomach. David M. Pfauth, C.P. Proprietor Via e-mail

This is refreshing. Usually I’m accused of support ing the Democrats. - DR 1/2 IRISH, 1/2 JEWISH = ONE HELL OF A GUY! Dear Dan, David Lion Rattiner writes in his column that he’s half Irish and half Jewish. Irish refers to the people of Ireland, not a religion. Roman Catholics, Protestants and Jews all live in Ireland. Jewish refers to a religion, not a nationality. There’s no country on the map called Jewish. There are Jews living in North and South America, Europe, Asia and the Middle East. Rattiner’s comments sadly suggest that he knows little about his heritage and that he is woefully ignorant of both religion and geography. Very truly yours, Irving Rabinowitz East Hampton Via Snail-mail

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gion. And there’s Israel. - DR HELP US TO GET RESEARCH DONE! Dear Editor, My name is Marie Valentino-Deuel; I am a quilter and a member of the Eastern Long Island Quilters Club. At the present time my mother; Antoinette “Toni” Valentino is in the Hampton Nursing & Rehabilitation Center on County Road 39, Southampton. She is there because she has Alzheimer’s disease. If you read Newsday and watched Channel 12 News some time last year, there was an entire week article on this young man who also has this dreadful disease. Well, there is a woman Aimee Simms, she was a lecturer/speaker/Quilter and her mother had this disease too. Aimee Simms created: “Forgetting: Piece-by-Piece” and many quilts that were created about it are now traveling worldwide to get awareness about Alzheimer disease, getting more research done on it. Just last week there was an article about the family of a man in Newsday’s article and Channel 12 News, since they all went to Washington to let there voice be heard about the disease. If you could take a few minutes of your time to go on the website Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative or Alzquilts.com and scroll down the side to the Alzheimer’s Quilt Exhibit and then the New Exhibit, which will be traveling worldwide in 2011. I have a panel with fifty-five strips of 2” x 6” of purple fabric, (which is the Alzheimer’s color). I am trying to get more names on it for people on the East End of Long Island that have a family member with it or had one who passed away and would like their name on this panel. I think this is a good human touch story and let us not be forgotten here on the East End. The newspaper could really spread the word and people can contact me so I can add names to my

panel. Thank you for whatever help you can give me with this request. Respectfully yours, Marie Valentino-Deuel Westhampton Beach Via snail-mail

There you are. - DR FAITHFUL NO LONGER Dear Dan, Roughly one third of your audience is erudite thinking conservatives who love the environment, eschew large overbearing government and exorbitant taxes. When Dave Rattiner says “Palin says ‘drill baby drill’, but there are a lot of idiots out there” and when you, Dan, denigrate Tea Party people for their love of country and the Constitution, what you really seem to be saying is ‘we don’t drive cars, or warm our houses, or take mass transit. And we only wish to be read by boneheads. Please let us die like all other newspapers with their dwindling readership because we only cater to elitists and status snobs now.’ Well, as a faithful reader for quite a few years, please let me say that I enjoyed you while you lasted, and I will miss the days before misplaced bitterness and blind ideology took over. Bye. Vince Martin Hamptons Via e-mail You can continue to enjoy us. As you see. - DR

Police Blotter Pronounced Dead A body washed ashore in Amagansett last week. The officer who found the remains said that there was some decomposition of the body but it did not appear advanced and therefore not out at sea for too long. The body is under investigation. There is some speculation that it may be the body of a kayaker who was reported missing. A Tragic Death Two 19-year-olds were involved in a motorcycle accident along the Napeague stretch last week that lead to the death of the female passenger. The pair were a couple and engaged to be married and knew each other since they were just 14 years old. The driver of the motorcycle ran from the police after a police officer attempted to pull him over for speeding. The motorcycle drove away so fast that it went out of sight, but when the officer continued driving along 27 he came upon a terrible scene. He performed CPR on the girl, but she was pronounced dead. The driver has been arrested and has a record of numerous traffic violations as well as a suspended driver’s license. This is just so sad and awful. Dog Eat Dog An argument on the beach broke out in Southampton that went to fists when two dog owners started fighting with each other after their two dogs got into a fight with each other. Police were not involved in the incident.

That’s MY Bench A rich woman who is known for sitting on a bench nearly every day at a Southampton beach told a couple that was sitting on the bench to move. The couple did not comply and the woman tried to say that the bench was HER BENCH. The couple then laughed and deliberately decided not to move as they watched the woman go into a rage. The couple then took out their camera phones and video taped the woman’s temper tantrum, and then told her that if she did not go away they were going to call the police and show them the video as well as post it to YouTube. Oh man, I’d pay to see that video. Car Kicker A woman in East Hampton reported that somebody damaged her car to the tune of $1,000. She said that she believes that the car had been kicked. Police are on the hunt for a male or female with a limp. Viagra Someplace, somewhere, out in the Hamptons, a man illegally bought Viagra that was not prescribed by a doctor. And it was hilarious. Just Walk Out The Front Door A woman in Hampton Bays filled up an entire cart full of groceries and then attempted to walk right out the door past the cash register. She was stopped and police were called. The woman was charged with petit larceny. By David Lion Rattiner

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Trees/Shrubs (631) 288-1578 Atlantic Landscape Design & Construction www.atlanticlandscapeservice.com

Tri M Pool Care (631)287-2539 www.trimpoolcare.com

Window Cleaning

Propane

Teresa’s Family Cleaning (631)283-6886 www.teresasfamilycleaning.com

Vitale Gas (631)589-4779 www.vitalegas.com

House Cleaning/ Carpet Cleaning Teresa’s Family Cleaning (631)283-6886 www.teresasfamilycleaning.com

Decks Hampton Deck (631) 324-3021 www.hamptondeck.com

Garage Doors/ Openers United Garage Doors (631) 878-1888 www.garagedoorman@optonline.net

Gutters LeafGuard Gutter Systems, Inc. (516) 551-9903

Interior Design

(516) 484-7851 Patrisha Hyman Interior Design patrishahyman@aol.com

Kitchens & Baths Masonry & Tile Southampton Masonry (631) 259-8200 • (631) 329-2300

AnyStyle (631) 285-7138 Place YourKitchen Ad Here anystyle@optonline.net (631) 537-4900

Powerwashing East End Decks (631) 329-7150 www.eastenddeck.net

Eastern Suffolk Plumbing Hardy Plumbing, Heating & AC ( 631)283-9333 723-2400 www.hardyplumbing.com (631)

Air / Heating/ Geothermal Hardy Plumbing, Heating & AC (631) 287-1674 www.hardyplumbing.com

Pest Control The Bug Stops Here Inc. (631) 642-2903 www.Thebugsstophere.com

Plumbing / Heating Plumbing

Dryer Vent Services Oil Tanks Abandon/Testing Clearview Environmental (631) 859-0717 www.clearviewenvironmental.com

Dryer Vent Wizard (631) 604-0454 www.dryerventwizzard.com

Water Proofing/Mold Removal Island Catastrophe Environment Restoration (631) 909-1412 www.islandcatastrophe.com

Home Inspections Rodan Inspections (631)650-5600 www.rodanhomeinspections.com

Caretaking & Concierge Services Patriot Contracting 631-283-2240 www.patriotcontractingcorp.com

Landscaping Hutchison Landscaping (631) 728-0167 HLSinc@hotmail.com

Service Directory’s

Make Your House A Home

To place your business on this page,

please call 631-537-4900

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• Cleanse & Detoxify • Increase Energy • Enhance Weight Loss • Improve Skin Appearance • Stimulate Digestion

All Points Acupuncture

Psychotherapy Psychoeducational Assessment Dementia Evaluation Behavior & ADHD Assessment Learning Disabilities Gifted Students

Peter Scolaro, M.S., L.Ac.

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Alternative Health

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Swedish, Myofascial and Medical Massage Non-Surgical Facial Rejuvenation

Ashiatsu

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Oriental Bar Therapy

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LMT Swedish h & Deep p Tissue

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631-396-1876

Sports Massage and Stretching

917-628-7258

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631.903.7886

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631-909-4944

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Classified Deadline 12 pm Monday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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-IND "ODY 3PIRIT %NTERTAINMENT Massage Therapy

Catering

Party Services

AMAZING PARTIES & TOYS “Don’t just have any party, have an amazing party”

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NO EVENT TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL!

Specializing in

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516.315.8362

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East End Limousine All New Sedans, SUVs & Limousines Equipped with Satellite Radio & DVD Players

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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

Master Magician

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631-725-3391 1193841

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5pm Wednesday

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Limo Services

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From m Montaukk Too Manhattan Throughout the Tri-State Area

• Airport Service • Weddings • Nights on the Town • Theatre • New York City East Hampton

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CELEBRATING OUR 20TH SEASON

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• Servers •Bartenders •Captains •Cooks • Personal & Errand Asst’s Since 1996

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631-329-8656

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Hygienic Cleaning Services

FREE ESTIMATES. Helen & Carlos: 631-741-1762 Fax: 631-369-9808

CSIA Certified Technician

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with 100% positive references.

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• Commercial & Residential

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For A Home That Is Clean And Green

Serving High End Homes on the East End

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Since 1984

Based in Sag Harbor Est. 2002

Irish Owned

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Residential & Commercial

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631-588-2793

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(OME 3ERVICES Computers/Internet

Construction

Decks

Duct Cleaning

Electrical Contractors

M.R.C. Airr Qualityy Issuess & & Testing Mold d Remediation n

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Licensed & Insured

“We value our clients and show it with quality service, building our reputation one customer at a time”

Design Installation Repair

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Decks

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Electrical Contractors

www.hamptondeck.com Driveways, Aprons, Repairs,

EH License #7347-2009

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Deadline 5pm Wednesday

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Driveways

Residential • Commercial

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Powerwashing

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(OME 3ERVICES Fences/Railings

Flooring

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Gutters

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(OME 3ERVICES Handyman

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Construction

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Man

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Insured

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631-404-6139 631-472-2833

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(OME 3ERVICES House Watching

Irrigation

Kitchen/Baths

Landscape/Garden

www.hlicorp.com

Licensed and Insured

HOUSE WATCHING

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504.9274

631

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631.948.4356

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631

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NOW OFFERING COACHING SESSIONS!

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LANDSCAPING

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IRRIGATION

• Driveways • Cleanups • Weekly Lawn Care • Underground Drainage • Drywells • Bobcat Service • Deer Fence

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Lic. Ins.

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Service Directory Deadline 5pm Wednesday

To place Service Directory or Classified ads, contact the Classified Dept. at 631-537-4900 M-F 8:30-6pm www.danshamptons.com

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(OME 3ERVICES Landscape/Garden

Marine Services

Landscape/Garden

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Servicing the Tri-State area for 40 Years Specializing in complicated projects Pavers • Walkways • Cobblestone Curb • Driveways Patios • Waterproofing • Foundation Repair Basement Entrances • Retaining Walls • Structural Restoration Engineering Services • Foundations & Excavation

50 ft Gulf Star

• Spring/Fall Cleanups • LAWN MAINTENANCE • Re-Vegetations • Hedge & Shrub Pruning • FINE GARDENING

6 3 1 - 6 8 0 - 9 9 5 3 References Available

W W W. B O T A N I S T . B I Z

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• Professional Captain

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• Swim Ladder

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• Full Service

631-758-0990

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Lic #41767-H

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For Information: 631.744.0214

www.greenlandfamilyfarms.com 1193938

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631-728-3364

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Cell:631-831-7634

Gambale Brothers CONTRACTING

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631

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Fully Licensed and Insured

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MASONRY CONSTRUCTION

FACTORY CERTIFIED 18 YRS. EXPERIENCE

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Masonry/Stone/Tile

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631-734-5767 Ins.

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Exterior / Interior Stone GRANITE MARBLE PAVERS

Any of your Stone Needs: Polishing • Cleaning • Sealing

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Inspections & Testing

IF IT’S MOLD, CALL A CERTIFIED EXPERT AND

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ALL STONE RESTORATION

3 GROUT CLEANING CONCRETE POLISHING TRAVERTINE TERRAZZO

Lic. / Ins.

631-435 -1894

Mold Inspection

OVER 49 YRS OF STONE CARE CRAFTMANSHIP 1316452

• Fireplace Specialist • Brick/Stone Patio’s & Pool Surrounds • Brick Barbeques • Pizza Ovens

Specializing in Outdoor Kitchens, BBQ’s, Bluestone Patios, Brick Paver Systems, Pool area, Driveways, Steps, Walkways Retaining Wall Systems, Landscape Designs.

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OCEAN N STONE & TILE

Licensed d

K. Maniscalco Mason Contractor Serving the East End for 20 Years.

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Licensed Insured

Servicing Nassau & Suffolk since 1990

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(OME 3ERVICES Painting/Papering

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W HERE Q UALITY M EETS H ONESTY

office

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(OME 3ERVICES Painting/Papering

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Housekeeper/ Laundry: Amagansett Inn seeks PT/ FT housekeeper. Duties include: laundry, room cleaning, servicing rooms, and ironing. Part time to start, full time in summer. Seasonal work. Please call us for more information (631)267-8500 or email resume to info@reformclubinn.com

Retail

High end Retailer is seeking sales talent for luxury boutiques throughout the United States. We are assisting them in finding experienced Sales Associates for their stores located in East Hampton. We are seeking top retail talent with both part-time and full-time availability. Please attach an updated resume if interested. Responsibilities Include: The ideal candidate is a dedicated and dynamic leader with extensive experience in a luxury retail environment. KEY AREAS OF RESPONSIBILITY - Achieve and exceed personal and store sales goals - Develop and maintain lasting customer relationships - Demonstrate complete knowledge of merchandise in the store - Maintain the housekeeping and visual standards of the store - Operate the POS register and email systems - Follow all store policies and procedures - Support store management and drive company initiatives QUALIFICATIONS FOR POSITION - Prior experience in luxury retail sales is preferred - A sales driven, goal oriented individual - Have a positive, energetic, and friendly approach - Demonstrate strong verbal and written communication skills - Possess computer skills to operate the store's retail point of sale system, Word, Excel, and email system - An ambition to build a career kcrofton@24seveninc.com

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pricing and organizing Fabric Books. Applicant must be computer literate . Ability to operate software to set up and email newsletters a positive, proficient in Quickbooks, capable of learning design software, have a pleasant phone manner, able to work at a quick pace, and capable of being self sufficient when alone. $15 per hour Job ref: #66

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11:30-3:30 or 1-5 $15 per hour. The applicant can decide if they then want to pursue insurance as a career and become licensed. Job ref: #67 Five Star Party Service Company seeks certified bartenders, wait staff, cooks, chefs, models, cleaning personnel, and servers from Nassau to Montauk. Company serves everything from high profile celebrity events in the Hamptons to weddings and beach parties. Applicants must present themselves professionally, be clean cut, and have a positive attitude, great work ethic, not star struck. Car required. Job ref: #61

Southampton Shoe Store is seeking salesperson for Saturdays 10-5pm, Possibly Sundays While training $10 per hour, After training $12 per hour Job ref : #57 Part time Advertising Salesperson needed for health/wellness blog. Motivated, personable selfstarter, must have knowledge about health and wellness. Commission based. Work from home. Job ref: # 33 Bookkeeper Position Available, Southampton someone to organize and maintain the daily workings of the office; provide estimates, QuickBooks; phone and public relations. Part time

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$15+ per hr depending on experience. Job ref: #41 Hamptons Hot Spot is seeking waiters and waitresses to work poolside this summer. Immediate openings. Job ref: #62 Notable Hamptons Restaurant seeks experienced servers for seasonal and year round employment. Job ref: #63

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%MPLOYMENT $AN S #LASSIFIEDS Driver/Delivery PRIVATE DRIVER Part Time/ Full Time: 3 years Experience. Clean Driver's License. No car necessary. Fax resume (212)979-0132 or call (212)477-3057

Domestic/ Personal Assistant Hamptons Leading Agency

HAMPTON DOMESTICS Our 30th Year * Private Chefs * Butler/ Houseman * Couples * Housekeepers * Nannies * Household Managers * Estate Managers * Senior Companions * Groundskeepers * Home Health Aides * Nannies * Personal Assistants * Chauffeurs/ Security 631-725-1527 631-458-4129 (fax) (Hamptons) 212-838-5900 (New York City) DOMESTIC POSITIONS AVAILABLE HAMPTONDOMESTICS.COM Placing Professional Staff in Americas Finest Households New York. Palm Beach. Miami

Food/Beverage CHIC BOUTIQUE HOTEL on Shelter Island is looking for the following staff for this upcoming season : FRONT DESK AGENTS MAITRE D SERVERS BUSSERS RUNNERS BARTENDERS Email you resume and come meet us this Saturday& Sunday at the Chequit Inn 23 Grand Ave, Shelter Island New Ownership & exciting project. (305)409-4932 Julien.bartolini@thechequi inn.com.

Family oriented club seeks highly motivated persons for key positions including Cocktail Persons, Short Order Cooks, Chef's Assistants, Kitchen & Pantry Positions, Kitchen Assistants and Table Porters. Persons must be neat in appearance, possess good communication and people skills, and be team players. Please call for applications and to schedule an interview. 631-283-7123

Office Food/Beverage

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Security/ Front Desk– Amagansett Inn seeks overnight Front Desk associate (11pm-7am), PT/FT. Must be English speaking and have customer service experience. Duties include, guest service and property security, Please call or email us for more information (631)267-8500

Line Cooks, kitchen help, wait staff. Good pay & work conditions. Trumpets Restaurant (631)325-2900

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LINE COOK for established Montauk seafood operation. Flexible hours.

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Retail

Merchandise for Sale

FAHRENHEIT 451 & FAHRENHEIT 4 KIDS is looking for SALES ASSOCIATES.†Yearround, part/ full time or summer season (MD- LD). Must be able to work weekends. Candidate should be outgoing, responsible & have a fashion sense of current trends. 631-288-5724 Pool Table, Brunswick, regulation size (9'x5') Ventura design, Blatt NYC, auto ball return, dark Situation Wanted green felt, mahogany finish. Caretaker/ Houseman/ Cook/ $5,000. (917)853-4947 Chauffer, with 20 years exp, seeking position w/ small family, TELEVISION SETS (2), one willing to relocate to Hamptons/ Sony 12" and one Panasonic 24" Palm Beach Florida. References Excellent working condition. Sony has VCR slot. $300. One upon request. (561)966-2095 black leather COUCH and a dinosinter@aol.com coffee TABLE, $100. Couch is FAMILY ASSISTANT/ PERpullout bed with three cushions. SONAL ASSISTANT desires One towel STORAGE UNIT, employment with appreciative white wood. $50. employer. Experienced at mul- (917)340-9149 ti-tasking, errands, personal saasfee7@yahoo.com shopping, computer skills, organized and happy. Kind, Merchandise Wanted sincere, loves pets and children. Well educated, open mindAll Scrap Gold, Diamonds, ed, passionate about life! Silver & Coins, (631)603-5939 All Collectible Jewelry Womanbiz1@aol.com Highest prices Paid Guaranteed Former United Nations/ NYU to Beat All Prices! employee seeks live-in summer WANTED: Large Diamonds! employment. Excellent office/ Call (516)639-1490 people/ animal care/ catering skills. Sharon (917)859-3398 Long Standing Collector wishes You Love Fishing? Have boat- to expand collection of guns, ing license? And Patience? P/T, swords. Cash paid. Free appraisome weekdays to accompany/ sals. Instant decisions. Strictly Lloyd drive fisherman on his boat, confidential. 631-325-1819 Hampton Bays. (347)623-7642

Announcements

Tag/Yard/Estate Sale

Automotive

Sag Harbor/ Noyac

MASERATI Quattroporte 2007 8,000 miles, blue ocean with beige interior. Never seen rain or snow! Perfect! Sacrifice. $72,000. (631)537-7367 Mercedes Benz 300CE, 1993 Sportline, rare classic, 78,000 miles, one owner, black w/ black leather interior. Immaculate! $7,500 (917)972-2753.

TAG SALE Saturday June 5 & Sunday June 6 10:00AM3:00PM 2799 Deerfield Road, 300 yards south of Noyac. Lot's of Womens Shoes (size 7.5- 8.5), dresses, casual wear, mens Hickey Freeman suits & coats (size 41- 42R), all in great condition (some never worn) Stereo equipment and other miscellaneous household items. Proceeds used for Dog Rescue Fund. SOUTHAMPTON: Estate Sale Saturday/ Sunday 5/29- 30. 9AM-3PM 466 Noyac Path. All Items. 917-847-9915 Beverly

Audio/Video Services EAST END SAVE-VID Don't lose your memories! Have your videocassettes & camcorder cassettes saved onto your computer or put on YouTube (or DVD) before they are lost forever! External hard drives and flash drives available. Call Joe at (631)749-1070

Automotive ALL AUTOS Cash. We buy EVERYTHING! Junk or good. Fast, FREE removal (516)462-0422 ALL VEHICLES WANTED $$$. TRAILERS, BOATS, TOOLS. $50- $5,000 (631) 474-3161 DMV# 7099438

BRIDGEHAMPTON: Estate Sale Sat 5/29, Sunday 5/30 9AM- 4PM 411 Elliston Way. Antiques, Collectibles from Around the World, Turn of the BMW CONVERTIBLE 1988, new top & leather, runs good. Century- 1960's $3,800. (631)672-6154 East Hampton: 5/29 & 5/30, 9am-2pm, 14 Long Hill Rd. (off FOREIGN CAR FREE BOOK Healing Powers Hands Creek Rd.). Lots of SERVICE of Pearl. Ancient Secret for clothing, furniture, household REPAIR & RESTORATION Health & Longevity. items- everything priced to sell! (910)423-1009 Dr. Shannon. ESTATE/ HOME SALES. We Free Pick Up & Delivery are the experts. We know how Merchandise for Sale to do it right. Call Lloyd! WE BUY VINTAGE, SPORTS, ARMOIRE, Entertainment 631-325-1819 LUXURY CARS. whitewash, 80x45, $250, good Hampton Bays ESTATE/ Yard Internet Consignment Sales. condition. Solid cedar hope SALE 156 West Tiana Road, Foreign or Domestic cars. chest $175, perfect condition. 4 Tiana Shores, Saturday, 5/29 10Call Rattan armchairs with cushions 4, Sunday 5/30 10- 2. Too Much Aventura Motors $75. (631)725-2874 Stuff! Chandalier, Outdoor pole 631-283-8819 Entertainment/ Wardrobe Ar- lights, table, cart. Antique Wickwww.aventuramotors.com moire, 80"highx 46"wide, excel- er Rocker, Hook rug, Designer lent condition $1,500. Break- clothes kitchen goodies. new Jeep CJ-7 1978: 4 Speed Manufront, dark brown wood, bedding. al 6 Cylinder Performance Pack92"highx 86"wide, 4 door buffet, Mattituck: 5/29 & 5/30, age. Custom Interior New Paint shelves. $2,500 631-324-6922, 9am-3pm. 1265 Park Ave. (cor- Serious Inquiries Only 917-331-8933 ner of Maratooka Rd.). Furniture, 631-749-7866 Like New- Dining Room, 4 Bar art, houseware, tools, everything JUNK CARS Chairs, 30 bottle wine cooler, must go! AND BBQ, Maytag washer, Sony 27" Noyac. Sat 5/29 9-4, 117 PeconTRAILERS Trinitron Select Comfort Queen ic Hills Dr off Noyac Rd. (SouthWANTED Air Bed. (631)525-6957 ampton Acres) Electronics, jew$50- $5,000. Pianos- Summer rentals/ sales. elry, furn, new & used clothing, (631)774-1470 All kinds. Steinway, Yamaha. outdoor stuff. DMV #7070635 Player pianos. Clearance Sale. Sag Harbor, NY. Starting SatPianoBarn Mike 631-726-4640 Land Rover urday May 29, 30 and 31, Rebock Recumbence, excersise 10am-6pm @14 Carver St. off 1970 series II, fire engine red bike, commercial grade, like Harrison St/ Rte114. All kinds of with white heat shield top, teak new, from Cosco, New was furniture, desk, chairs, dressers floor. Good condition. Excellent items. Cash only. beach vehicle. $7000.00 or best $600, asking $400. small offer. (917)865-6241. (561)350-8962 East Hampton lo- (917)723-7655. jyhartsfield@aol.com. chadsipkin@gmail.com. cation. ATTENTION East End PSYCHOANALYSTS & Psychoanalytic Psychotherapists! STUDY GROUP! Six Sunday afternoons per year. Contact ESTHER GRALNICK, LCSW BCD (631)723-1646

PORSCHE TARGA 1977 pale yellow, 38,000 miles, mint, second owner, $19,900 Mercedes 280 SE 3.5 1971 Exceptional! Silver blue, red leather, navy top Pristine! $169,900 Divorce/ college/ economy forces the sale! (516)984-9080 SELLING or TRADING Your Car, Truck, SUV? Sell Fast Easy! Call For Free Price Quote. $500 to $25,000. We come to YOU since 1972! Purchased Thousands of Vehicles in the Hamptons! Call Jeff Winter (516)729-9304 NYS Dealer # 7017608 Licensed Bonded Insured

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Business Opportunities BAGEL LOVER'S CAFE, high volume, free standing bldg, close to Rt 58 Riverhead, potential for 2nd business in evering, restaurant, catering etc... Frank (631)833-9243 leave message. CAFE DELI For Sale- North Fork, Main Road location. Turnkey Operation- Motivated to Sell. Lease and lLcenses in place (646)265-2967. dmdg@me.com. Nail Salon for sale. Sag Harbor Village. Call Michael or Mimi, 917-414-8546, 917-583-8644 PIZZERIA RESTAURANT For Sale in East Quogue. 60 Seats, 32 Parking. Great Opportunity. Owner retiring. 631-790-1164

Business Opportunities The Breakthrough in Nutritional Science for Healthy Aging, Active Joints, & Younger Looking Skin. We have been getting a high amount of national attention from news media, professional athletes, medical & beauty industries, as well as Hollywood. We are looking for Representatives to start the Long lsland market! Contact us at 1-866-583-1954

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$AN S #LASSIFIEDS Business Opportunities BAGEL LOVER'S CAFE, high volume, free standing bldg, close to Rt 58 Riverhead, potential for 2nd business in evening, restaurant, catering etc... Frank (631)833-9243 leave message.

Carpentry Carpentry- Renovations a specialty, kitchens, bathrooms, decks, additions, all phases, established 1973. Tom631-283-7831.

Catering/Chef Services Planning a Dinner Party? Chef Lance brings effortless elegance to you. Creative Personalized Cuisine. Chef handles all kitchen details! (631)682-3837 www.cheflans.com

Cleaning

Home Décor

Moving/Storage

French Classes by native Parisian. Adults/ children. All levels. Le Cercle Francais. (631)725-2128

EXPERIENCED and responsible expert will clean your house for reasonable rates. (631)871-0411

Always Available. Driver & Truck for your light hauling needs. House Cleanouts. Call 631-723-3456, 631-946-2565.

MATH TUTOR. specialty geometry, Algebra I & II Math State Champion $20/ hour 631-834-7786

JACOBA BONILLA House Cleaning. Residential. Commercial. Year Round, Monthly, Weekly. References Available. (631)725-1392 (631)276-1104

APPRAISALSAUCTIONS antique restorations, paintings, (631)288-1850. RE-ROOFING, flats. architectural leaks, skylights, chimneys, re-guttering, re-carpentry. (631)765-6200 (631)283-7060

Classes/Instruction

OxfordEducated Tutor Available for SAT, college prep, SSAT, Masters in English. Taught college writing. Former students accepted at Cornell, UVA, and other Ivys! (631)680-8620 Running Coach, Marathon Training Program, General Fitness, 1-on-1 or group training for adults & kids at all levels, coached by elite athlete & coach, w w w. j o h n h o n e r k a m p . c o m (917)536-3627.

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Cleaning A VOTRE SERVICE! Quality Housekeeping Property Management Professional Organizer Personal Service Experience Reliability

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Child Care HAMPTON SITTERS GOT KIDS?

Cinderella's Cleaning Service. Home & Pool Cleaning Services Go ahead! Go to the ball! Leave the scrubbing to us! LeaveTheScrubbingToUs.com 1-800-533-5030

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Classes/Instruction ACTIVE HAMPTONS PRIVATE SPORTS COACHING: We'll send a trained Varsity Athlete to you for instruction in SWIMMING, TENNIS, SOCCER, LACROSSE, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOTBALL or TRACK. Programs designed to target your child's skill level. They'll have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence! Extremely REASONABLE rates. 917-566-0096 info@activehamptons.com www.activehamptons.com

CLEANING PERSON Experienced! Top notch! Will clean & take care of your home. Great refs., reasonable rates, licensed. Valentina 631-255-4575 East End Cleaning- Consistent and thorough cleaning done with GREEN friendly products. Call/ email today for estimate. (631)566-0585 eastendcleaning2010@yahoo.com

EUROPEAN HOUSEKEEPER Looking for job. Flexible, low price, free estimates. 1- 2 times a week, live out. Please call (631)413-9100. gintaree@windowslive.com.

Maria, House Cleaning Service. Reliable, good references. Year round, and seasonal clients. 631-255-8910, 631-727-0862. MARY’S CLEANING SERVICE House- Office- Restaurants Seasonal. Year Round. References. Cell (516)690-3726 (516)641-2666 seaandsun2006@yahoo.es Unlimited Housekeeping Professional & Affordable Full Service Cleaning. Year Round or Seasonal. Home, Office, or Restaurant. References Available.

Painting/Papering

All House Repairs Painting- Interior/ Exterior. Decks, Landscaping- Spring Clean Ups/ maintenance, House repairs, Kitchen & Bath Renovation. Lic'd & Ins. Ben (516)380-9984

Landscape/Garden A-1 SILVER LEAF Landscaping. 20 years experience. ALL of your landscaping, masonry needs. (516)768-6741 All Phases of Landscaping. Maintenance to New Construction. Call Lou Mancuso Landscaping. 631-728-9091 cell 631-903-0382

JM Painting 631-664-3112 MASTER PAINTER/ SPACKLER Int./ Ext. Paint & Stain, Deck Sanding & Restoration, Powerwashing, Most Reasonable Pricing! (631)375-5238 (631)849-3416 Mature, Professional decorating Craftsman seeks wallpaper, painting & repair projects. David 800-570-0608

Party Services/Music Erhart's Flight Path Father/Daughter acoustic music team. Parties, events. Grateful Dead, Jack Johnson, Eagles, Hot Tuna, much more Call the Erhart family (631)423-0235

Plumbing PLUMBING & HEATING, Water heaters, boilers, oil tanks, gas piping, clogs, leak repairs, sump pumps, complete bathroom and shower enclosures. Tino Nektaredes 631-495-2174 631-266-3397

Spring into Summer! Home reSEARAY 21' 2002 240 hp in/ pairs, check AC units, clean outboard, low hours. Best rea- condensing coils for start ups, open summer homes, repair/ reVICTOR RODAS WOOD sonable offer. place water heaters, outside hose FLOORS, 50 years experience! (917)686-0644 lines, sinks and drains For Installed. Sanded. Finished. Alquality service, call terations. Reasonable. Lic'd/ (631)455-7130 or (631)254-2423 Ins'd. (631)348-2580

Flooring

Pools/Spas

A-1 ODD JOBS- Carpentry, Certified Pool Technician Painting, Tile Work, PowerSouthampton to Montauk washing, Estate Management. IN THE Reasonable Prices No Job Too Small! Licensed WATERFRONT HAMPTONS 3 Bedrooms, 3 Openings/ Closings and Insured. (631)728-8955 Baths, crew's quarters, turnkey. Weekly, Biweekly Service. Chris Johnson Contracting Under $600k. Will deliver from Hamptons resident, 28 years Florida! 1991 72 Hatteras of(631)655-9444 by original owner exp. for all your handyman fered needs. Visit cdjcontracting.com (954)494-8383 Property Management or (631)816-4412. 10% discount (limited time). 10% alMoving/Storage Atlantic Property Management ways donated to charity. All your home needs in one place. We take care of your propHealth/Healthcare erty as we do our own. Builder & Designer: Local, Available, Top references, 30 years experience Bi-Lingual Speech Language in the Hamptons. Call Frank Pathologist. 20 yrs exp work287-3323 cell 808-634-5597 ing with children - adults. email your project or punch list Manhattan/ East Hampton. GOODFRIEND to: angelnolive@gmail.com Evaluations & treatment serSELF STORAGE (808)634-5597. vices provided. Beth M. Leveangelnolive@gmail.com. town, MACCC (201)315-7579 Climate controlled LIFE COACH Overcome DeNice “move in” truck pression, Lose Weight, Live Debt Free. Dr. Leonardo 631-324-5550 631-806-9355

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Property Manager/Caretaker Will maintain/ care for all aspects of property. Loyal, trustworthy & discreet. Speak English, French, Italian, Spanish & German. Resume & Excellent references. (917) 403-7188

Home Improvements

FULL SPRING clean-up weekly maintenance, lawn mowing, (631)559-6311 edging, pruning, trimming, planting, mulching, fertilizing, irrigaWe will professionally clean tion. Luiz (631)276-1335 your house for a reasonable SPECIALprice. Experienced. References. LANDSCAPING (631)745-3251. IST Custom Design, Installation, Maintenance. Trees, Bushes, Electrical Contractors Flower Gardens. Sod/ Seed Lawns. Brick, Blue Stone, LICENSED ELECTRICIANS Patios, Walkways. Driveways, Drainage. Fixing Old Problems With New Grading/ Technologies. New Construc- (631)725-1394 tion. Affordable Smart Homes. Wireless Lighting Controls for Marine Existing Homes. Meter Upgrades and more. Habla Espanol. Boat Waxing, washing, compounding, weekly service, metal, (631)252-2215. interiors. Insured & bonded. www.integratedtechnologiesllc.net harrisoncontrols@msn.com. 631-728-2323

Handyman

Property Management

Swim Instruction ACTIVE HAMPTONS SWIM LESSONS. Varsity Swim Captain. Lifeguard/ CPR/ AED Certified. Let me show your child(ren) how to have fun while working on fundamentals and confidence. Extremely REASONABLE rates. Also Ocean lessons. Alexandra 917-566-0096; alexandra@activehamptons.com www.activehamptons.com

All Ages: Infants, Toddlers, Swim Team, Handicapped Energetic Instructors, PADI Skin/Scuba Diving For Kids 34 Years Experience Results Guaranteed U.S. Swim School Association Kim *82 631-681-6402 Vicki *82 631-729-3127 vlbonaguro@optonline.net Barbara's Swimming Lessons. Phys Ed teacher will teach fun & safe lessons at your home. (631)669-3842, (516)456-5277 Red Cross Certified: Water Safety Instructor, Lifeguard, CPR, AED. Mature adult female. Experienced with references. Private or Group Lessons. Southampton to Amagansett mscanlonwsi@yahoo.com 516-443-3435. SUPERIOR SWIMMING instruction at home. Master teacher offers instant progress. 30+ years experience. Innovative methods. Glowing references. 3 to 93. (917)294-8310. swimsense@gmail.com.

Transportation Airport Service & Beyond SUV Car Service to: Airports, Manhattan, Broadway Shows, Sporting Events. Licensed & Insured. Local & Reliable. Andrew Stevens (631)235-3557 Laura's Car Service to Airports, Manhattan, Sporting Events, Errands, "Night on the Town". Reasonable Rates/ Reliable. 24/hr service. (631)974-6884

Trees/Shrubs TREE SPECIALIST Pruning, Removals, Stump Grinding. Topping for Views and Sunlight. Fertilizing, Wood Chips. (631)725-1394

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$AN S #LASSIFIEDS 2EAL %STATE FOR 2ENT Window Cleaning Island View Window Cleaning. Profession Work at Reasonable Rates. You'll Clearly See the Difference. 516-445-1583 for Free Estimate

Apartments SAG HARBOR 2 bedroom furnished apartment. Steps to Village. $1,900 +utilities monthly year round, $15,000 summer. (631)725-3042

Summer Rentals AMAGANSETT: 4 BR, 3.5 baths, in-ground pool, walk to bay, short ride to beach. Available monthly; June, Aug. 201-320-2044

Summer Rentals BRIDGEHAMPTON SOH: Charming quintessential Hamptons Cottage Circa 1870 Mint condition, Beautifully decorated, 3 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, 2 fireplaces, fab kitchen, dreamy screened-in porch, CAC, delicious pool, amazing outdoor shower! Private with lush gardens, Walk to village. July $16,000, August- LD $20,000, July- LD $35,000, Short Term $6,000 weekly (917)282-6626 (631)537-5948 Photos available.

AMAGANSETT: 5 BR, .75 acre. 4 Separate Living Quarters, CAC, Heated Pool, MD- October BRIDGEHAMPTON SOH: $45K. 631-902-0332, Walk village/ bike beach. jmcclus113@aol.com Bright, private 3 BR, 2 bath. Season $23,500, June $4k, July Aquebogue- North Fork $10k, August $12k. No pets. Waterfront 1, 2, or 3 Bedroom (212)477-6720 (631)537-1151 Cottages. $15,000 season, or East Hampton Northwest, 1.5 weekly/ monthly. (631)722-4096 acres, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, CAC, www.liny-cottages.com pool, outdoor shower/ hot-tub, m380se@aol.com 631-563-9429 BRIDGEHAMPTON 3+ bedrooms, 3 baths, CAC, pool, tennis, chef's kitchen. Comfort and location can't be beat! June 15- LD $35,000 or monthly. No pets. Owner (212)688-6023 Cell (917)538-8837 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 Bedroom, 3 bath, 2 private acres. Great home: Pool, Large Deck, Pretty Landscaping. Lots of lawn! Terrific Master Suite (Double Jacuzzi). 2-story Great Room (Beamed Ceiling). Minutes Hampton Classic, Sag Harbor, Ocean Beaches. MDLD: $39,000. July- LD $37,000. Shorter/ longer periods possible. (917)797-8838 BRIDGEHAMPTON 3 BR, 3 bath, heated pool, Central Air, 1 acre. MD-LD $49k. July $24k. Aug $25k. 917-690-8346 BRIDGEHAMPTON 4 bedroom Beach House. Dock on Mecox Bay, canoe. 3-min walk to ocean. Waterfront, A/C. Private, Amazing Location! www.swansnest.com (212)794-1000 BRIDGEHAMPTON: Sept/ Oct FREE! MD- LD $35,000. Near Village 3 BR, 2.5 Bth Pool 949-378-0033 Bridgehampton SOH- walk to village/ bike to beach. 3 BR, 2 ba, newly furnished, CAC, grill, wbfp, d/w, wireless internet. MD- LD $32k, July $17k, Aug.LD $19k. Call Janet 917-974-1355

East Hampton: renovated 5 BR, 3 Bath, Hands Creeks Harbor contemporary, cathedral ceilings, skylight, frplc, extra large deck & pool. www.handscreekrental.com. MD- LD $30k or best offer. 919-649-4164 EAST HAMPTON Beautiful private suite, your own entrance and bathroom, furnished, pool, close to water and town. (212)988-3395 (917)838-2503 (631)324-3451 EAST HAMPTON/ SPRINGS. 2 BR home. Bright, immaculate tranquil, tastefully furnished with all amenities. Pets OK JULY 1SEPTEMBER 15 $8600. Call Owner 631-324-5580. EAST HAMPTON 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, heated pool & Jacuzzi, secluded cul-de-sac, 1 mile from East Hampton Village, 2 miles to beach. Pets welcome. July $20,000, August $20,000, July/ August $36,000. (631)324-3181

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East Hampton Charming house on private road. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Pool, large deck, outside shower. AC. Walk to town. Discount for July 1- LD, or $6,500 July; August $7,500. No shares. Alicia 917-449-8212 email aliciavannini@hotmail.com EAST HAMPTON- WATERFRONT 4 Bdrms, 2 Bths, Heated Pool. Website: http://waterfrontvacation. isforlease.com $30K July- LD, Nathan, LSA. (516)424-1404 East Hampton: 2 sweet 1 BR cottages, newly renovated, A/C, steps to Maidstone Park beach. Cottage 1: $12,500. Cottage 2: $14,500 with washer/ dryer, shed. (631)324-5942 (631)276-8110. Pics, movies: www.24mary.com East Hampton 3 BR, 1 bath, located on Springs Fireplace Rd., approx 1.5 miles from Village, MD- LD $7,500. Year round $1,700 monthly. brian@robertottoglass.com

East Hampton Contemporary Retreat Newly renovated sunny saltbox Tastefully furnished 4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms. Master suite has adjoining large bath/ Jacuzzi. Finished Basement with rec/ media room, laundry, maids room full bath. Plasma TVs in each room. Mature landscaping with child-safe, heated pool on 3/4 acre. Walk to bay beaches. Central Air, wireless internet access. www.besteasthampton.com MD- LD $32,000

July $14,000 August- LD $17,000 Owner: patpramer@aol.com

East Hampton 3 BR, 2 bath Contemporary. New 18x44 heated pool, huge deck w/ solar lighting, fabulous stone patio. Outdoor opulence. Indoor tranquility. Walk to gated bay beach & marina. Modest size. No groups. MD- LD $27,000, July $13,000. Aug $18,000. Photos: www.hreo #78369 (631) 965-0549 East Hampton Barnes Landing 5 BR, 3 baths, heated pool, walk to bay beach, 5 minutes to ocean beach, large deck & patio, new appliances & carpeting, w/d, outdoor shower, quiet area, JuneJuly $15,000 August- September $17,000, extended season $32,000. Owner (631)495-5118 EAST HAMPTON bright, like new furnished 4 bedroom, 3 bath, heated inground pool, CAC, w/d, fireplace, 2 car garage, backs to reserve. Season $29,000. Flexible terms, (516)779-0710

East Hampton/ Northwest Modern white contemporary Wooded acre. Heated pool, Central air, 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Walk to water. Outdoor shower, Decks, Skylights, Free WIFI

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East Hampton Tennis Secluded luxury behind the gates on 2 private acres!

Hampton Bays: 1 BR cottage, pool, docking space on grounds. Seasonal $5,500. Monthly $2,250. Weekly $750. Ashley (516)3172826 No Brokers fee

3 BRs 2.5 baths, new kitchen, granite tops, high end appliances, very tastefully furnished, flat screen TV, CAC, fplc, BBQ area, lots of decks around 20x40 heated pool. All weather tennis court. Close to Village & Beaches. MD- LD $40,000. Aug. $25,000. July $15,000. June $10,000. Owner: 516-873-9008 516-443-0485 East Hampton: Unbelievable Deal! Stunning, bright 2400 sq ft modern luxury home. Designer decorated. 3 BR suites/ jacuzzi, HDTV's, internet, double height great room, grand piano/ player, European dining, French doors galore! Gourmet kitchen. Gorgeous heated pool/ waterfalls, huge deck on private 1 acre/ Romantic nightscape lighting, more...

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3 + BR, 2.5 bath, MD- LD $18,000

East Hampton, Springs: Perfect summer retreat. Bright 3 bedroom, 2 bath with one Jacuzzi tub. 2 living rooms, skylights, fireplace, piano. New appliances Very private, fabulous landscaping, heated pool, outdoor hot tub and shower. Brick patio, Weber gas grill, hammock. All amenities. See it you will rent! August 1- Labor Day $11,000 No smoking. 646-522-4992, 917-837-8711

East Hampton close to bay and ocean beaches. Charming house on quiet cul-de-sac. 3 BR, 2 baths, CAC, heated pool. All amenities and utilities included. $25,000 Negotiable. For photos EAST HAMPTON August, 4 ehseasonrental@aol.com or call EAST QUOGUE: 1910 quaint Houses from the Beach. 4 bed(516)449-6424 farmhouse, 4 BR, 2 bath, quiet rooms, 3 bath, light, airy open street, 1 block from Bay, 15 minfloor plan. Perfect for entertainEAST HAMPTON utes to Ocean beach, updated ing, heated pool (protective child ON WATER 250 ft beach, kitchen. Available weekly, fence available), hot tub, outdoor sunsets, 5 Br, 6 Bth, Large monthly, seasonal. Owner shower, serene, private outdoor heated pool. See pics @ (570)224-6773 setting, gourmet kitchen, CAC, eastendhomefinder.com Internet, TVs, stereos, every East Quogue: Waterfront Inn Aug. $35,000 amenity. Must see! $18.5K. Beach, Dock, Private Furnished 631-324-0376 (516)637-9337 Rooms from $2,300 total. MD September 15th. 631-728-9835 East Hampton: A treasure in the www.caffreyhouse.com woods. 3 BR's, 2 baths, close to East Hampton Village: charmocean and bay, wrap around ing 2 BR designer apt in vintage Hampton Bays 1 Bedroom condeck. MD- LD, also weekly Colonial, w/d, country kitchen, do, pool, tennis, deck, washer/ walk all. Season $15,000 dryer, AC. $7,500 MD- LD. $1,800. 631-848-3388. atreasureinthewoods@gmail.com (646)831-1567 (516)946-6912

Hampton Bays 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Walk to bay & marina. $11,000 season, $4,500 July, $5,500 Aug- LD. 201-388-4506 HAMPTON BAYS cottage on the bay, 1 bedroom and loft in newly renovated cottage on secluded property, private beach. All included. $16k Season, half season available. (347)777-6858 weekends (917)344-0054 Jamesport: Peconic bayfront vacation rental, 4 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Ranch, Vinyl. Completely furnished, washer, dryer, CAC, lawn furniture all necessities for your convenience, $16500. (813)230-2439. pwilowski@aol.com.

Now- LD $39,500. June $9,900. July $19,500. August $24,000. July- Aug. $37,900.

July 1 -Labor Day $26,000 July $13,000 August -Labor Day $16,000 Flexible.

East Hampton/ Springs Secluded Ranch against nature preserve near 3 Mile Harbor, 3 Bedroom, 1 Bath, Fireplace, Outdoor shower, W/D, D/W, A/C, Pets OK, Please smoke outside. Owner. Summer MD- LD 13,500 Yearly 2,000/ month 646-957-6413

HAMPTON BAYS/ SOUTHAMPTON Water view of Shinnecock Inlet. 1 Bedroom or efficiency unit available. Furnished Near college. June, July, August. Reasonable. (631)764-3834 (631)283-8676

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1 BR, private deck/ backyard Now-Sept 1 $6,000 pays all!

HAMPTON BAYS Perfect Summer Getaway MD- LD $25,000 July- LD $20,000 or monthly Lovely House, Pristine Setting on 1 acre. 2 Bedrooms, Large Double Deck, Outdoor Shower, Kayak. Swim from Dock, Bike to Ocean. Pet Friendly. No Smoking. Owner *646-221-7463 *917-687-3919

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HAMPTON BAYS Large 5 Bedroom, 3 Bath house on Shinnecock Bay. Private property, secluded area, private beach, OS, barbecue and Jacuzzi, w/d, d/w all included. Old World Charm. $32,000 long season or monthly (347)777-6858 (917)344-0054

NOYAC/ Bayview Oaks beachfront cottage. Quiet family community, 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, full kitchen, CAC, access to private beach, $2,500/ week. (631)225-6265

Sag Harbor: 2+ BR Cottage, kitchen, LR, 100' from water, private beach, w/d, dr, decks. NowSept 1, $16,000. (914)772-3393

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com Quogue. Dune Road Bayfront cottage. 2 br, 1 ba. Memorial Day to Labor Day $20,000

QUOGUE - 4 Bdrms 3 Bths, Heated Pool, Tennis. Website: http://hamptons.isforlease.com $40K MD- LD, Nathan, LSA, Mattituck: 1st floor, waterfront (516)424-1404 Estate, boat slip. 2 BR, LR w/ custom bar & fplc, DR, EIK, QUOGUE: Quaint 1 BR Cotlarge laundry/ storage room with tage. Dune Road. Steps to MDLD. $18K. w/d, private entrance, full bath, Ocean. CAC, CVAC, alarm system. Pri- 212-481-3824, 917-453-0593 vate patio, heated pool. Furnished/ unfurnished. Secluded private community. No smoking/ pets. References. July- Aug $15,000. Suitable one/ two. (631)298-8600

QUOGUE: South Highway, 2 BR cottage, pool, W/D, walk/ town, bike/ beach: $12,000 Season or monthly. Owner (212)381-3223 SAG HARBOR Charming 2 bedroom house, porch, close to beach. July- LD $11,500. (631)725-6030

SAG HARBOR VILLAGE Beautifully appointed 4 BR, 3bath fully restored village home. Park like setting. .5 acre, multi decks. Walk to beach & town. $32,000. Montauk: Summer Paradise. 2 July & August or monthly. Min Walk to Beach. 4 BR, 2.5 (631)238-5842 (516)524-7074 Bth. Cathedral Ceiling. $3500/ week. Additional Pictures SAG HARBOR: w w w. m o n t a u k h o m e . n e t . 516-987-8383 Quiet cul-de-sac, 3 BRs, 2 bath, high ceilings, MONTAUK full basement 5 Bedrooms, 4 Baths, incl. with walkout, 2 master bedrooms. July- Labor Day $16,000 New Post-Modern. Yearly $2,600/ month. Immaculate, spacious, Soaring walls of glass. Owner (631)553-6395 Huge second floor deck. Distant ocean views. Sag Harbor: August Rental. July $4,500/ week. Immaculate, 5 yr old home, 4 August $5,000/ week. BR, 3.5 bath, central air, in(516)318-3784 ground heated pool, private bayfront community, mooring MONTAUK beach condo, pool, available, no pets, no smoking. suitable for 2. No pets/ smoking. Contact: Joann 516-659-8704. Weekly $1,000. Weekend $500. SAG HARBOR 2 bedroom July (631)838-1986 $3,500. Near beach. Near vilMONTAUK Ditch Plains vaca- lage. (516)459-9598 tion rental by the sea. Week or monthly. Available May- September. 2 BR, W/ D, deck, cable, pool. Montauk Shores Condominium. Owner 631-902-0399 631-581-6541 Montauk: Oceanfront co-op. Weekly. 1 bedroom, sofa bed, air conditioning, full kitchen, dishwasher, microwave, deck, heated pool, 2 televisions, DVD/ VCR, CD, cable. $1,400. (631)766-7680 Noyac/ Sag Harbor. A must see! Charming cottage. Walk to bay. Private entrance. 2 BR's, 1 bath, living room, EIK, large deck. No smoking. July 1- LD $7,500 or Aug 1LD $4,500. 631-283-6218

SOUTHAMPTON/ SAG HARBOR NEW IS NEW! 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, townhouse with garage, pool, playground on premise. HD plasmas everywhere! Minutes to town. ExSag Harbor: Must see, new tended season no additional modern 2500 sq.ft. 2 BR on 1 charge. Courtyards of Southacre, pool side gym, enormous ampton. (516)413-0000 deck, wet and dry bars, new hot tub, pergolas, adj. to nature preSOUTHAMPTON serve, 8 blocks from Bay. VILLAGE $23,000 season or monthly rate. Lovely Home with Pool. coganmd@verizon.net or Walking Distance to (516)488-1414 Main St, beach, and more. MD- LD $45,000. Sag Harbor/ Noyac: efficiency Call (917)287-5207 apt, all included, walk to beach, private entrance. Monthly/ biweekly, $2000. No smoking. SOUTHAMPTON (631)967-2745, (631)725-7183 VILLAGE Small Studio. Private. Sag Harbor Village 4 BR, 2 Just remodeled. Private bath apt., historic district, walk entrance. Season $6,000. to all. June 1- LD $10,000. Year round $1,200. (631)725-1743 (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414 Sag Harbor Village Prime location, WALK TO everything/ JITNEY, 3 BRs, 2 baths, EIK, W/D, garage, deck. Available June 15- Sept 15 $25,000. (760)333-3220 SAGAPONACK 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, heated pool, 3 car garage, close to everything, MD- LD $70,000, July $30,000, August $35,000, longer season available, (631)276-3317 Sagaponack 5 BR, 2.5 bath, heated pool. Bike to Ocean. See photos: sagaponackhouse.blogspot.com

July $22,000. August- LD $25,000 (718)637-3561 SAND CASTLE Oceanfront-Dune Rd. 1 BR apt.; furnished; terrace overlooking ocean; pool; Season. $16,500; 1 Month $8,500 (917)842-5658 Shelter Island - Hamptons Prime Summer Rentals, Sales, Waterfront. Drew Dunleavy, Broker Buyers Representative (516)316-8864 Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Sag Harbor Beautifully renovated, charming WATERFRONT COTTAGE 2/ 3 BR's, 2 baths, dock, little private beach, 2 minutes to Village. Now- LD $35,000 (917)842-6842 SAG HARBOR large 6 BR, 4.5 bath home/ heated pool. Separate cottage also available. For photos and additional info go to: www.mysagharborrental.com or call 631-259-1694.

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Southampton/ North Sea: Beach colony, great location stroll 500 ft. to beautiful bay beach amazing sunsets. 2 BR, 1 bath house $6k July, $7k Aug. 4 BR, 2 bath house, $5k June, $8k July, $9k Aug. Owner (914)715-9891 SOUTHAMPTON 4 bedrooms, 3-1/2 baths, CAC, heated pool, Jacuzzi/ hot tub, finished basement. landscaped, immaculate! $3,500 weekly or $15,000 monthly. Call: (631)283-4583 or Cell: (631)807-7907

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Southampton: lovely home, excellent neighborhood, A/C, pool, cable, kitchen privileges, bike to beach/ Main St., no smoking/ pets. $5,300 MD- LD or monthly. $800 annual all inclusive. (631)283-1080

Southampton: Waterfront Condo. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, loft, dock, pool. Beautifully renovated! June $5,000, July $5,000, August $8,000. No pets, no smoking. Leave message. (516) 671-8159

SOUTHAMPTON/ Shinnecock Hills. AUGUST THROUGH LD Immaculate, private stylish contemporary. 3 BR, 3 bth, pool/ deck, CAC, many extras! $17,000, owner (917)733-9533

Southampton: Waterfront Studio $6,000. 6/25- 9/26. Spectacular Shinnecock Bay view from 3.5 acre Co-op. Swimming pool, laundry on premises, full kitchen/ bath, walk-in closet, ceiling fans, BBQ in backyard, full bed & full sofa bed. Absolutely no pets. References required. E 3 r d B a s e @ Ya h o o . c o m (917) 685-8203

Southampton Towd Point summer cottage. 2 Brs, 2 Ba. Open floor plan on private beach. MD- LD $20,000. Contact Dale (917)816-1236 SOUTHAMPTON Townhouse 3 bedroom, 2.5 Bath, pool, tennis, gym, maid. July $12,500, August $14,500. Call (201)650-1466

Wainscott 4/5 BR's, 3 bath comfortable, casual, fun home with pool, AC, and WiFi. Close to Wainscott shops and beach. Call for photos. Asking $25,000 Aug.LD 631-537-0805, 717-319-3061 atseifert4@gmail.com.

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Southampton Townhouse. 2 story, 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath, CAC, pool/ tennis. MD- LD $20K or monthly. 212-617-2806 516-297-8782

WAINSCOTT barn style 5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths plus OS, heated pool, also sauna. (914)671-8369 (845)300-7133 (914)525-3064

WAINSCOTT SOH Walk to beach and Jitney. One level Morley Agency decorator furnished, 52" flat 38 Hampton Road screen TV, gourmet kitchen, 4 Southampton, NY BRs, 4 Bas, CAC, Jacuzzi, fin631/283-8100 ished lower level w/ 80" TV, www.morleyagency.com poolhouse with bedroom/ bathroom, heated pool, hot tub. Will Southampton VillageNear child proof pool. Memorial- LD Ocean Short Jaunt to Beach! Re- $72,000. (917)929-8336 freshing contemporary, fireplace, (631)5377353 library, 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, MILL Charming central air, heated pool. July– WATER cottage on 9 acre property. 4 LD $65,000 min to ocean and Southampton. Morley Agency Walk to Water Mill. Also 38 Hampton Road available yearly. $12,000 MDSouthampton, NY LD. (917)572-5090 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com 18 Seven

Southampton: Attractively furnished, adorable studio apartment. Private entrance. Pretty garden. Large, beautiful home. Caring owners. Season $8,700. (631)283-8613 Southampton Village- Pool and Tennis Condo! Close to Southampton: Conscience beach, walk- to -town location, 3 Point Cottage with Gorgeous bedrooms, 2.5 baths, central air, view. 2 BR, deck, pool. Beauti- patio. July– LD $16,000 fully decorated. All amenities. Kayaks with access across street. Southampton Village Charming July $5,000. Aug $6,000. old Victorian offers bright, (631)559-2403 cheerful 1 bedroom apartment, completely furnished with priSouthampton Country cottage. vate entrance and porch. Beauti1 bedroom with large great room fully landscaped. Walk to all. & kitchen. Wood floors, cathe- Cable, internet included. dral ceiling. MD- LD $14,000. Available MD- LD or July & No Smoking/ pets. 516-909-9515 August. No smoking, no pets. (631)283-7043 (646)942-3870

Shinnecock Hills- Waterview Ranch- Style Beach House! Very private, casual great room, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, garage, Southampton/ Hampton Bays: decks, pool. July– LD $28,000 Shinnecock Bay Waterfront, 2 BR, 2 bath townhouse, pool. Shinnecock Hills: Southampton June $5,000. July $10,000. 7 BR, 6 Bth, Totally Renovated, (516)658-4245 Pool, Tennis, Hottub. July $40K, Aug- LD $45K 917-941-8389 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Storybook cottage on private acre. Bike to beach, Bay, Village Center. 2.5 bedrooms July $8,000, August- LD $10,000, (631)283-3339 (917)344-9556

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Ponds Rd. Water Mill 6BR, 2 acre $33k season. $39k Now - 3/31/11 _____________

9 Cliff Dr., Sag Harbor. 4BR $80k season. $99k Now - 3/31/11

Call Stan at (516)459-5595 Prices reduced. Amazing Sunsets

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton Village: large 1 Southampton, NY BR Condo. Short walk to train 631/283-8100 and village. Parking spot. Not www.morleyagency.com pets. MDLD $13,500. (917)439-2128 Showing this Sat- Water Mill- Nifty Farmhouse urday 9am-3pm on Oversize Acre! French doors Southampton Village: SUM- to spacious deck, 4 bedrooms, 3 MER RENTAL/ SALE. 2 BR, 1 baths, central air, heated pool. bath cottage, walk to village, July– LD $45,000 bike to ocean. July $7,000. AugWATER MILL Huge house LD $9,000. Call (631)283-4622 with 20x40 heated pool, 8 person hot tub, basketball court, beautiSouthampton Village South fully landscaped, very private Walk to ocean, restaurants, yard, outdoor shower and bath, Renovated 2 BR cottage. stainless kitchen. Great layout, June $9,000, July $12,000, central air, wireless net, sleeps August $13,000. 20+. Must see!!! July- LD Weekly available. $40,000. Kevin (516)316-1172 (212)786-2562 m@re-int.com www.freewebs.com/kdaley25

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WATER MILL/ DEERFIELD 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Baths, CAC, 18x44 heated gunite pool, 1.5 acres. July 1- LD $40,000 (631)871-1808

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Prudential Douglas Elliman Elaine Saladino 516-635-8892 Email: elaine.hammond@prudentialelliman.com

Westhampton Bath & Tennis 1 bedroom suite overlooking ocean. Prime unit, marina, tennis, pool, spa, gym, restaurants...

W E ST HA M PT O N Mint condition and renovated one bedroom, one bath basement apartment in beautiful neighborhood. Large windows and lots of light. $1,300 per month includes utilities. No smoking.

WATER MILL 5 bedroom, 4 bath, private acre, heated pool, tennis, CAC, July $20,000, August $30,000. Both $40,000. Price neg. Dogs okay. Owner (917)406-0660

Available daily, weekly, monthly or MD- LD. By Owner Call Jeff: Cell (201)723-9440

WATER MILL up to 2 bedrooms, each with private bath WESTHAMPTON Stunning available for summer rental. NEW WATERFRONT 5 bedPool, tennis. Small dogs okay. room, 5 bath. All inclusive. $13,500/ room. (212)253-1150 Seasonal, monthly, weekly. Westhampton: Great 4 BR, (631)604-9065 3 Bath. Air Conditioned. Heated Pool. Private Acre. Cable TV. Internet. JulyAugust. For pricing, call owner (631)288-6458 or (212)375-9100

Westhampton: Waterfront Magnificent Views! 4 BR, 3 bath, gunite heated pool, CAC. Weekly $7,000. (631)584-7791

Westhampton/ Remsenburg Year Round Rentals Charming guest cottage, 1 BR on family estate, pool, tennis, boat Center Moriches: PARK YOUR dock. $4,000 monthly, $8,000 YACHT! WATERFRONT, MD- LD. (631)882-1986 dock, protected deep water slip, sweeping views of Bay, 4 BR's, Westhampton 6 BR, 4 marble 2 baths, EIK, w/d. $1,950 monthbaths, pool, tennis court & hot ly + utilities. (631)261-7908 tub. Ask $20,000 Aug. Also, 2 apts on the beach from $2,000 Quogue East Realty Co. monthly. (212)980-1212 (631) 653-9660 barrybrealestate@gmail.com www.quogueeast.com Westhampton Beach/ Quiogue Walk to town, 2 BR, 2 bath cottage, swimming pool. MD- June $7k. July $8k. Sept $5k (516)817-1578 WESTHAMPTON BEACH! WOW! Nifty 2 BR, 2 bath Townhouse w/ pool & water views. Short walk to town & bch. Avail. for season or shorter. Owner (973)885-4219 WESTHAMPTON BEACH Bath & Tennis Club. 2 separate units available Daily, weekly, monthly, season. (917)523-7099 Westhampton Beach beautiful pied-a-terre, 1 BR, 1 bath Condo, just renovated, w/b fplc. MDLD $13,500. Available daily, weekly, monthly. For sale, $375,000. Owner 631-288-7236 Westhampton Beach O C EA N F R O NT Yardarm Open House 12-2 Sat./ Sun. 2 BR, 1.5 baths, private deck, pool, tennis. MD- LD $18,900 June- July $9,000 August $14,000 (917) 279-9381 (718) 875-3131 Westhampton/ Remsenburg: 4 BR, 3 bath, newly renovated, private setting on 1.6 acres, heated gunite pool, walk to bay, only 1.5 hrs. from NYC, cable tv, internet. July $12,000. July 7-31 $7,500. Call Michael 917-769-6322 michael.schmutzer@ditsi.net

East Quogue. 4 br, 2 ba, newly renovated. $2,500 HAMPTON BAYS 2 bedroom, 2 bath, kitchen, full basement, w/d, fenced in yard, oak floors. $1,750/ month. (631)283-4299 Hampton Bays: 3 Bedroom Apartment. Large Fenced in Backyard, Walk to Beach. Pets OK $1680/ month plus utilities. 516-680-4417, 631-725-1433 Hampton Bays/ Shinnecock Hills. 3 BR ranch, wrap deck, steps to beach and Shinnecock Canal. 5 minutes to Village. By Owner, $1,800. (631)806-4387. Sag Harbor: 1 BR, new bath, w/d, fplc, private deck, pool, CAC, internet. June 1st move in, $1,550, all included. Smoke free! Joe, (631)807-0101 Sag Harbor: great location, 2 floor Contemporary, 3 BR, 2.5 baths, high lot overlooking preserve, fplc, all appliances. Avail Sept 1., $2,600 monthly. (631)377-3357 Shelter Island "The Un-Hampton" 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, LR, DR, Fireplace, Full Basement. Waterfront with dock, 3 BR, 2 bath, fireplace Georgiana B. Ketcham, Licensed Real Estate Broker Shorewood Office 631-749-0800 Heights Office 631-749-3388 www.ketchamproperties.com

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SHINNECOCK HILLS/ SOUTHAMPTON/ Tuckahoe School District. 3 bedroom, 2 bath home with water views and mooring rights, recently renovated, $2,200 plus utilities. First, last, security. References required. (631)283-4449 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE Prime location! 2- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, CAC, fireplace, walk to all! $2,500/ month (631)834-2792 SOUTHAMPTON VILLAGE 3 bedroom, 2 bath, marble bath, LR, DR, EIK, $2.500/ month (516)848-8885 (516)921-5414

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Rooms HA M PT O N BAY S WATERFRONT Rooms Available For Rent With Kitchen & Private Bath Walking Distance To Montauk Highway $950/ Month Unfurnished $1,050/ Month Furnished $275 Weekly Furnished $100 Daily Furnished For Further Information Call (631) 728-5131

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East Quogue: Half acre building lot for sale. Corner lot, Southern exposure on cul-de-sac. 2 miles from Bay. 4 miles from Ocean. SOUTHAMPTON: Walk to $199,000. 631-804-2732. bay. Sunny 1 bedroom apartment. Private yard & parking. Commercial $1,300 monthly. Consider Summer. John (917)620-5203 GREENPORT Great location! Approximately WATER MILL Charming Front Street. cottage on 9 acre property with 1,300 s.f. Rent $1,950. Tel. pond. 4 min to ocean and South- (631)477-1470 Monday- Friday ampton. Walk to Water Mill. 8:30 am- 4:30 pm. MD- LD $10,000, winter $900/ HAMPTON BAYS: Buildings: month. (917)572-5090 3,600 sq. ft. $2400/ month; WESTHAMPTON BEACH 2,000 sq. ft. $1,500/ month. First Oceanfront. 2 BRS, 2.5 baths, month is free. Both have Heat, Private deck, pool, tennis,. Bathroom. 220 3ph volts. $2,350 monthly +utilities. (631)728-1114 (917)279-9381 Quogue: Commercial space, contractors, professional, wareWeekly Rentals house, storage, large doors, heat, 20' height. (631)804-2732 Bridgehampton Brand New *Spectacular 7,200sq. ft. 7BR, WATER MILL SQUARE7 full bath on 6 acres. Heated 3,250 square feet. Prime Mongunite pool, jacuzzi, tennis, tauk Highway, $5,950/ $4,000/ basketball, gym, cook’s kitch$2,000. Offices at $325, $675, en, DR, game room, 6 TVs. *Also 7 BR, 5 bath house avail $1,000. Doctor's office $1,100. Call Ben (212)685-6500 with all amenities. Weekly or weekends. Owner 212-285-2440 Open Houses www.theresidencesof.com

Rooms EAST HAMPTON Beautiful private suite, your own entrance and bathroom, furnished, pool, close to water and town. (212)988-3395 (917)838-2503 (631)324-3451

Hampton Bays Reduced $592,500/ $490,000 OPEN HOUSE daily 12-3pm 45 A Bellows Terrace Rd. Over sized ranch. Flag lot. 4 BR, 2 bath, 2.5 car garage, heated gunite pool. Recent upgrades, amenities. Owner 631-728-0868 Cell 631-278-5366

EAST HAMPTON near village, private bath, separate entrance, Homes AC, cable ready, no smoking, no pets, summer season. EAST HAMPTON Barnes (631)324-7322; (212)372-1841 Landing, 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 18x36 pool, large deck, private beach parking, excellent rental history, quiet street, reduced for fast sale, $695,000. Owner (631)495-5118

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EAST HAMPTON DREAM BEACHHOUSE. 3 Bedrooms, 2 newly renovated baths, huge EIK, new stainless steel appliances, heated pool, on private half acre, one mile to private gated Clearwater Beach and marina. $599,000. Call Owner. (516)343-5592 georgiae52@optonline.net

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. Well maintained waterfront ranch offering 3 br, 2 ba, hardwood floors, eat in kitchen, large deck, private dock, garage. $499,000

Quogue East Realty Co. East Hampton: new construc(631) 653-9660 tion, 3,400 sf, 4 BR En-Suite, www.quogueeast.com den, full basement, HVAC, walk to Bay beach, park. $775,000. East Quogue. Village tradition(631)767-8847 al. Two story newly built home, great room with fireplace, chef's kitchen with subzero appliances, large master suite with bath and clawfoot tub, 2 guest bedrooms, deck. July $15,000 August $23,000. East Hampton off Hands Creek Rd. Pristine Saltbox Minutes to Beach & Village. 4 BR, 3.5 beautifully renovated bathrooms, stone fireplace, heated pool, CAC, finished basement, mooring rights, circular driveway. $795,000.

Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com Hampton Bays, Tiana Shores. Beautiful renovated 3 br, 2 ba ranch. Hardwood floors, granite kitchen, cathedral ceilings, inground pool. $455,000

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Contemporary Hi Ranch 3 BR, 2 baths, 2 kitchens, 2 car garage. Private beach in Old Harbor Colony, South of Montauk Hwy. $699,000. Pat O'Leary, Prudential 516-681-2600

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East Moriches Tranquility on the Water Sit on your deck and watch the boats go by.* This mint condition 2 BR, 2 bath condo is made for year round fun. Swim in the pool and play tennis all summer or relax by the fireplace all winter. Very easy living. NEW PRICE $435,000. Don't miss this great opportunity! Brown Harris Stevens Gayle Lopata (516)443-7055

Hampton Bays: Apartment Building. Quiet Lovely Neighborhood. Three 1 Bedroom Apartments and One 3 Bedroom Apartments. Walk to Bay Beach. $60,000 Rental Income. $575,000 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433 Hampton Bays: Open Bayfront, 1 BR house plus large loft. Walk to Ocean. Exclusive $750,000. Hampton Bays: located on a private Lane in Rampasture Point, 2 BR, 2 bath ranch. Walk to Bay. Exclusive $649,000. Flocee Realty (631)728-0487

East Patchogue Totally renovated Lakefront home. 3 BR, 2 bath, 65x206, dead end. $389,000 will hear all offers! Pat O'Leary, Prudential 516-860-8767 East Quogue WATERFRONT! 75' Dockage. Sunfilled ranch. CAC, Full basement, Great Room. $715,000. (owner) (631)495-7771 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com East Quogue. 2 story secluded cape. 4 br, 2 ba, open kitchen living area, hardwood floors. $450,000

HAMPTON BAYS/ Red Creek newly renovated 7 bedroom, 7 bath 10 minutes from Southampton. Must see! $949,000. (631)286-4726 Quogue East Realty Co. (631) 653-9660 www.quogueeast.com Quogue. Post modern. 4 br, 3 ba, hardwood floors, chef's granite kitchen, fireplace, garage. Full finished basement and bath. $895,000

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Southampton Waterfront Community, boaters paradise! Deeded water access only 100' away! Office and 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, Ranch, Cedar exterior. This newly renovated home is "move in" condition. FSBO For more inforMATTITUCK VILLA Enjoy mation cpsmartdesign.com exhilarating views of LI Sound $645000. (631)786-1677. from 4 romantic balconies and nearly every room of this Morley Agency magnificent home with beach on 38 Hampton Road a private cul-de-sac. 5 Brs en Southampton, NY suite, Gunite pool and every 631/283-8100 conceivable amenity, best grade www.morleyagency.com commercial construction. $2,289,000. Call Suzette Reiss Southampton– Unique Artist 516.815.5657 or John de Reeder Compound! Professional 1,577 631.298.6161 Prudential Doug- square foot Studio, cathedral las Elliman RE ceiling, lots of natural light, full bath, office PLUS separate 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath shingled Farmhouse, detached garage. Exclusive $1,195,000

RIVERHEAD Mobile Home Brand New, 2 B/R, L/R, Kitchen, 1 Bath, Washer/ Dryer, Dishwasher, CAC, $39,000. Situated On Landscaped Lot. Reasonable Lot Rent. Possible Owner Financing For Qualified Individuals.

SOUTHAMPTON by owner. 3 BRs, 3 baths, LR/ DR, EIK, pool plus huge deck, tall trees and garden plus separate poolside cabana. $645,000. For more info, visit www.hamptons4sale.com

Sag Harbor Village. Amazing 3 BR, 2.5 bath townhouse on the Harbor. Short walk to village. Totally renovated and in move in condition with the latest upgrades. Two decks overlooking the Harbor, right to the community pool and tennis courts. Great opportunity! Asking $1,180,000.00 Call (631)338-0500

Morley Agency 38 Hampton Road Southampton, NY 631/283-8100 www.morleyagency.com

Southampton– Immaculate Carefree Condo! Spacious twostory townhouse with rarely found full, finished basement. Skylit stairwell, fireplace, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, breakfast bay, central air, pool and tennis. ExSag Harbor/ Noyac Studio Cotclusive $675,000 tage on Upscale Cul-de-Sac. Waterviews, Potential for Expansion $360,000. 917-355-2687, 631-725-1433

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Mint 4 BR, 2 bath Contemporary w/ large deck in private wooded setting, beach rights, master suite w/ bath on main level, + half bath, 3 BR's & bath up. School district #2. $579,777 Pat O'Leary, Prudential (516)860-8767

Westhampton Beach Cozy 3 BR ranch, new roof/ windows & bath, LR, EIK, DR, porch, on .40 acre, $474,000 Additional .40 acre subdividable, $240,000 Pat O'Leary Prudential (516)860-8767

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Southampton Village A Classic Colonial in the heart of the village. 4 BRs, 2 Baths. Heated Gunite pool and spa tub. Now $1,495,000! www.Hulserealtygroup.com. Internet #44122. Call Mary Broidy (917) 287-5207 Beau Hulse Realty Group

WATER MILL- PRISTINE 3 bedroom, 3 bath .58 acre. Backs Horse farm Designer Landscaping, Renovated, private $1,150,000 (917)359-0293

Land

Realtor Listings pristine 1.5 acre lot, 2,500 SF +/- home to overlook dunes and pool. Exclusive $2.8M WEB# 12615 Vicky Thompson 631.267.7430

Westhampton Beach

East Hampton. Make an Offer, sunny, easy 3 bedroom, 2 bath, large den, heated pool, great rental history. Exclusive $695K WEB# 41846 Martha Perlin 631.267.7417

Westhampton Beach $299,000 Great starter/ summer home in the heart of the Village. Close to all. New roof/ siding/ heating system & hot water heater. Plenty of room for expansion. Rose Alfano Lic. R.E. Salesperson 631-335-8810 ra@firsthamptonrealty.com www.gothamptons.com

Condos/Co-Ops

Cream puff 1 bedroom prestigious co-op. On site Marina. Pool. Village center. Year round Hideaway. Heat, Taxes included in low maintenance.

North Fork

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Montauk. You have arrived, 4,300 SF +/- modern hilltop home, rooftop deck, heated gunite pool. Exclusive $4.495M WEB# 28593 Krae Van Sickle 631.267.7400 East Hampton. Priced to sell Ranch, 1,100 SF+/-, 3 bedroom home on .36 acre, set back from road, room for pool. Exclusive $390K WEB# 11555 Claudette Dixon 631.267. 7411

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We specialize in Southold: 2009 Jayco 32' travel North Fork Land trailer, with slideout. Mint Condition. used few days, setup in RIVERHEAD 19 Acres wooded park Near beaches, $599,000, 35 Acres with 1- Acre vineyards. Buy for $19K/ $3K Home Site $1,250,000. for site rental nem- SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. snurse@aol.com (516)457-6169 (631)325-8201 We specialize in North Fork Land

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Amagansett. Dunes Modern Oceanviews, nautically inspired poolside, spa, duck walk to beach. Exclusive $3.2M WEB# 43319 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919 Montauk. Oceanfront Co-Op, see, hear and smell the ocean- just 50 feet away, great rental unit. Exclusive $239K WEB# 46591 John Taylor 631.267.7453 East Hampton. Clearwater Beach Gem, totally renovated 4 bedroom ranch, CAC, separate garage/ studio. Exclusive $629K WEB# 53628 Brian Nicholson 631.267.7406 Amagansett. Superior Value, open layout, CAC, room for pool, reserve on two sides, stroll to bay. Exclusive $799K WEB# 32089 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426

Amagansett. Lanes, garden surrounded 3 bedroom modern on .74 acre, heated pool, CAC. Exclusive $3M WEB# Farm 55728 Ted Goldbergh 631.267.7415

Southold 34 Acre $990,000. 45 Acre Vineyard/ CUTCHOGUE 27 Acres with 2- Acre Home Site $1,999,000 SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. House and 2 Barns $1,200,000 (631)325-8201 19 Acres with House and Barn $889,000 We specialize in SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. North Fork Land (631)325-8201

Amagansett. SOH Lanes, compound, two homes on one property, room for expansion, pool and potential. Exclusive $2.5M WEB# 31380 Dakota Arkin 631.267.7422

Shelter Island. Views, Views, Views, high elevation, 1.35 acre waterview sloping lot convenient to hamlet. Exclusive $850K WEB# 4093 Agnes Peconic unique small farm with Bristel 631.267.7402

delightful creek views Bridgehampton Offices $1,100,000 1936 Montauk Hwy/2405 Main St 631.537.3900/631.537.7773 SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 Water Mill. Turnkey, 3 en-suite bed-

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GREENPORT: Shy 8 Acre Waterview site within walking distance of the Bay. Not subdividable! Exclusive with ABATELLI Team @ $599,000. RE/MAX East (631)734-6000 www.remax-eastend-ny.com

Greenport views $650,000 Hampton Bays: 1 BR, 1 bath SYMA JOFFE GERARD R.E. (631)325-8201 Condo, South of Highway, End Unit, Heated IGP, Tennis Court, Montauk, half acre plus lot in Gym, Close to Village, Train, panorama section. All permits in Beaches. $219,000 place and ready to build 2,900 sq 917-414-7514 ft home. Very private. $495,000.

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Contact Broker. No Fee. (631)588-0814 Sagaponack Gorgeous Home, Just North Of The Highway, Close To Ocean and Vineyard. Pool, garden, skylights. Exclusive Listing, $995,000. Prudential Douglas Elliman Real Estate David Rattiner, LSA, 631-259-1535

Homes

EAST MARION/ ORIENT: Soundfront 2/3rd acre, Great Views & Beach. Permits to Build, ready to go @ $840,000, call the ABATELLI Team, (631)513-0442 RE/MAX East (631)734-6000 www.remax-eastend-ny.com

Wyoming Ranch

rooms, 3.5 baths, 3 floors, CAC, fireplace. Exclusive $575K WEB# 47780 Renee Despins 631.537.4134

76,400 acres. Check it out at www.jeffsellsranches.com $10,750,000.

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Amagansett. Elegant Village Oasis, renovated 2,700 SF+/- traditional home, steps to all, heated gunite pool. Co-Exclusive $2M WEB# 47649 Arlene Reckson 917.331.3919

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Westhampton Beach: Newly renovated ranch on a cul-de-sac in a nice family neighborhood. This home has a desirable open floor plan with sunken living with fireplace, family room, open kitchen and dining area plus 3 to 4 bedrooms and 2 full baths with a large rear deck for entertaining and a full basement that can be completed for a mother/daughter set up. Make this home an exceptional value. MLS# 2252203 $450,000. Coldwell Banker Bagshaw Realty 631-727-3713 Northampton/ Wildwood Lakefront 1 Bedroom Doll House: Enjoy swimming, fishing, kayaking or just relax and watch the water from the large wrap around deck. Sunken living room with fireplace, hardwood floors, central a/c, nicely landscaped. Great year round, summer or weekend retreat. MLS# 2290270 $ 249,900 Coldwell Banker Bagshaw Realty 631-727-3713

Amagansett. Napeague Beach Cottage, sandy harbor front sunsets off a private road, amble to the ocean. Exclusive $1.9M WEB# 24717 Krae VanSickle 631.267.7400

Montauk Office 729D Montauk Highway • 631.668.3500

SOUTHOLD: Boating Waterfront! Build your 2 Story Home (permit included) on 1.2 acres with access to Peconic Bay. Offered exclusively by the ABATELLI Team @ $499,000. RE/MAX East (631)734-6000 www.remax-eastend-ny.com

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Montauk. Ditch Land, build less than a block from the best surfing beach on the East Coast. Exclusive $375K WEB# 5405 John Taylor 631.267.7453 Shelter Island Office 181 North Ferry Road • 631.749.1600 Shelter Island. Gardiner's Bay Waterfront, 3 bedroom contemporary on 1.87 acres, CAC, room for pool and tennis. Exclusive $3.295M WEB# 10464 Erin Keneally 631.267.7426 Southampton Office 88 Main Street • 631.283.7300

Prime Village Investment Southampton Light-filled 5000sf custom traditional on .65 acre. CAC, pool, garage. Exclusive $3.999M WEB# 53748 Krae VanAmagansett. Oceanview to be Built on Sickle 631.267.7400 Amagansett Office 140 Main Street • 631.267.3900

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Located on Accabonac Harbor you'll find this quality two story traditional on one acre with over 375 feet of water frontage. The spacious living room with fireplace flows to a cook’s kitchen overlooking an enclosed porch and a terrace beyond. The four bedrooms are spacious, with access to a spacious upper terrace and breathtaking views that overlook a beautiful wildlife preserve. $1,950,000 Exclusive. Also for rent Season $38,000, July $15,000 August $18,000 OPEN HOUSE 11:30-1 Sunday May 30th. 21 Old Stone Highway

Subdividable Property in Water Mill: Create Your Own Private Estate! New to market, this 5.7 acre wooded piece is located near Deerfield Road in Water Mill. You can definitely subdivide into two parcels and have a main house and guest house, or keep one as an investment. Attention all builders…this property may be able to be subdivided into three lots!!! Call Kim Hovey, President on her cell: 516-527-6082. $1,750,000 Exclusive.

Short Walk to East Hampton Village: This private two storty Gould Street traditional built by Jack Forst has 4 bedrooms plus den (possible 5th), 3.5 baths, great room w/fireplace & built-ins, wonderful kitchen, wide plank floors, screened porch, a/c, garage and heated pool. The upstairs bedrooms open out to wonderful terraces. Reduced from $1,950,000 to $1,650,000. Exclusive.

East Hampton: Waterfront Community: Walk only 3/4 of a mile to a pvt. bay beach from this 3BR, 2BA contemp. The renovated kitchen is striking, & the living room w/fireplace has cathedral ceiling and architectural staircase. The best is yet to come with a wonderful pool, stone terracing, and beautiful landscaping w/ zen plantings. Privacy, peace and Tranquility $740,000 Co-Exclusive Also For Rent: Season $25,000, July $10,000, August $12,000. OPEN HOUSE 1:30-3 Sunday May 30th 86 Tyrone Drive

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WATER MILL KINGDOM :DWHU 0LOO ǧ ǧ A new, 6,000 sq. ft., Gambrel-style home on 2 acres with updated amenities. Finished lower level with wine cellar, theater room, billiard and gym. Elevator, 3-car garage, wood trim, molding details and wood ﬂooring throughout are just some of the extra’s. Pool, tennis & complete landscaped grounds. PRICE REDUCED! F#62059 | Web#H42028.

BELL ESTATE COMPOUND $PDJDQVHWW ǧ ǧ A beautiful post modern home located in the Amagansett estate section is now available for sale. Nestled on almost 2 acres of manicured grounds is this majestic 5 bedroom 4 bath home. Outside there is mahogany decking surrounding the inground pool and a separate hot tub right outside the master bedroom. The property is ultra private with a gated entrance and backs to a reserve. 1 mile to private bay beach, 1 mile to Ocean Access. F#72675 | Web# H14108.

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Rampasture Point Immaculate Cottage with 3 bedrooms, Living Room with fireplace, Kitchen with breakfast bar, and Dining area. Waterviews of Tiana Bay. French doors to south facing deck, outdoor shower. Plus Guest cottage with bath. Exclusive $519,000. Contact Denise Rosko 516-220-1230.

ESTATE SETTING / OVERLOOKS 31 ACRE PRESERVE / WATERVIEWS famous artist William Merritt Chase lived. The GR has double height ceilings with fplc, kitchen with granite counter tops. There are 4 en suite BDRMs, a heated pool and spa off the MBR. Breathtaking views of the Peconic Bay. Exclusive $1,499,000. Please call: Bill Kelly 631 793-2020

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FOR RENT: On the Bay Immaculate home with granite kitchen, large kitchen island, dining table and living room. den with sliders to beach, Master suite plus 3 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. CAC, sundeck, gym, water views from every room. Sandy beach perfect for sunning, swimming, boating & just enjoying amazing sunsets. July-LD $45,000, July $20,000, Aug $25,000. Call Denise Rosko \516-220-1230.

Southampton Noyack Lovely Cape Close To Peconic Bay 4 bdrms, living room with fireplace, laundry room, bright kitchen with dining area leading to a beautiful brick patio also accessible from the downstairs master. In addition, a free form heated pool surrounded by gorgeous plantings, spacious front porch and one car garage completes this lovely home. Priced to Sell @ $649,000. Call: Diane Anderson 631-745-1968

Southampton Contemporary - Ideal Commute $679,000. GREAT BUY! Renovated, with 5/6 Bedrooms, 3 Baths, Great Room with fireplace, Granite Kitchen, heated Pool and Patio on over half acre. Ideal "hassle free" commute, easy access from all highways, close to village and beaches. Exclusive. IN#39465 Dir: Hwy 27 East, right on Hills Station to 30 Longview. Diane West (516) 721-5199 and Dick West (718) 344-3241

SWIM YEAR ROUND AT NINE GABLES IN COUNTRY CLUB KNOLLS - Indoor pool. Sprawling ranch over 100 ft long that sits a #3 wood away from Shinnecock Hills Golf Club and Southampton Golf Club. 3,100 sq ft 4 extra large BDRMS, 4 baths and Chef's kitchen designed for entertaining. Renovated in 2007, including a solar energy system. Exclusive $1,595,000… Contact Bill Kelly 631 793-2020

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Sprawling Contemporary with Bay and Ocean Water Views in Southampton $1,795,000 - 6 Bedrooms, 6.5 Baths, Gunite Pool... Contact Pam Jackson 631-384-1277 or Denise Rosko 516-220-1230

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2 Houses from Shinnecock Bay - Move Right in or Recreate! Charming 1950's 3 bedroom ranch...literally, a stone's throw from Shinnecock Bay. Kayak, swim, fish or watch the sun rise....Lots of possibilities here, yet also ready to move right in! Located between Southampton Village and Hampton Bays Village, you are minutes from the ocean. Enjoy year round water views!!! Exclusive $575,000. Contact Pam Jackson 631-384-1277

Sag Harbor-Below Town Appraised & Market Value: $939,000 Dramatic Contemporary. 1.7 private acres. Beautiful gardens/grounds. Room for tennis. Sun filled 3000 sq. ft. home, pool, multi level decking, CAC, 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, fireplace, master wing, 2 car, multi million neighborhood. Exclusive. IN#51134. Directions: Noyac Road east, right Millstone. Dick West (718) 344-3241 Diane West (516) 721-5199

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