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COLLECTING FOR THE FUTURE, IRISH STYLE Owen Dudley Edwards The collective mind (such as it is) of the permanent editors of this journal having branded this issue with the slogan, mantra, prayer or capitalist exhortation ‘collect’ requires only simple obedience from me, an humble contributor accustomed to normal collections of blue pencils, brickbats, belches &c from the said mind, collected or (customarily) uncollected. But it may actually be of some use to us. A Professor 6 * *SWXIV SJ 3\JSVH TVSFEFP] XLI ½RIWX stylist among Irish historians now writing, and a hot candidate for the same distinction among historians of all and any kinds, comes before us with Luck and the Irish: A Brief History of Change

4IRKYMR ,I MW YRHIVWXERHEFP] E XVM¾I defensive about the period he has selected for operations. By way of a start, having been asked by the Wiles Committee to deliver the ensuing series of Wiles lectures at Queen’s University Belfast, he announced his topic (presumably with some hint of its present sub-titular if not titular foam). To which ‘they gently intimated that the series had not usually been given on Irish history and that I would be creating a precedent’. Professor Foster may indeed be creating a precedent in furnishing his readers with evidence that the body issuing the invitation ultimately resulting in his book now under scrutiny, of half-wits who should promptly be relieved of their (ir)responsibilities, having clearly a mindset of 150 years ago, and one which should never LEZI I\MWXIH MR XLI ½VWX TPEGI ;LS EGXYEPP] EVI the persons constituting this committee, and what may be their names and stations. I neither know nor wish to know: my collection of village idiots is replete, and I’m not even looking for a swop. Consider their imbecility. Roy Foster is an Irish historian, the best in Britain, and a frontrunner against the best in Ireland. His books are a study of Parnell’s family background, a life of Lord Randolph Churchill, the best history of Ireland from 1600 to 1972, a life of the (Irish) poet W. B.Yeats in two volumes, unsurpassed as biography and perhaps unsurpassable, a couple of collections of essays on Irish history, and some editions bringing together works by others and himself again on Irish themes. Apart from Randolph Churchill, (a skeleton key player in locking Ulster Unionism into the Tory party), the golden apples of the sun plucked by Foster have been Hibernian (neatly linked by Agatha Christie in The Labours of Hercules with the apples of the

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Hesperides). And not one Foster book would any reader of intelligence wish unwritten, be the alternative abounding in the wisdom of Atlantis and the lost Lemuria. In therefore advising the men in white coats to make their way quickly but tactfully to the residences of the Wiles Committee, taking them to large buildings with pleasant grounds surrounded by high walls with broken bottles on the top, and being sure to give them all the rattles and wee drums their hearts may desire, bless them, I do but simple justice. To attempt to work out what they thought Foster should lecture on is to risk the dismemberment of our S[R ¾EKKMRK LSPH SR WERMX] -X QMKLX FI EVKYIH MR palliation that there may be secret instructions to the Wiles Committee under the original will that they should ask great historians to lecture on anything save what they knew about. Let us ask Livy (whom they probably think is still alive) but insist he shall lecture on the Chou Dynasty in China. Let us ask Churchill (whom they certainly think is still alive) but demand that he speak about the zenith of Hittite civilisation. Yet the series of Wiles Lectures till now have easily enough bracketed lecturers with topics associated with them, to which was added an audience including specialists in the lecturer’s GLSWIR ½IPH 4IVLETW XLI] [IVI QMWXEOIR MR XLIMV Foster: nobody deserves the invitation more, but like the committee to choose a new President for Columbia University when it sought to appoint President Milton S. Eisenhower of Kansas State University and the secretary accidentally wrote to his military brother (who accepted), maybe the Wiles Committee really wanted the Dr Foster who involuntarily undertook aquatic experiments in Gloucester, Or Sir Thomas Gregory Foster the Vice-Chancellor of London University from 1928 to 1930, or Speaker John Foster who presided over the last session of the Irish House of Commons in 1800 (no doubt vivid in the memories of several of the committee), or possibly (having the recessive ‘r’ of the English gentlemen that many of them may be and more may try to be) E. M. Forster of King’s College Cambridge famous for Howards End (no doubt GVIHMXIH F] XLIQ [MXL E ½RI EGGSYRX SJ XLI later Dukes of Norfolk, a most suitable subject for lectures in Queen’s University Belfast, the


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