DOODLES The line? Alone? Mitchell Miller Our art is being blinded by the truth: the light on the retreating grotesque face is true, nothing else. Franz Kafka, Aphorism 63 Log onto Amazon and you can purchase Presidential Doodles:Two Centuries of Scribbles, Scratches, Squiggles & Scrawls from the Oval Office, as edited by David Greenberg. The book is a compendium of doodles placed firmly on the line between art appreciation and graphology that sets out to illuminate the character of each Commander in Chief through their scratchings. The major incumbents – Kennedy, Eisenhower or the Roosevelts – opted for escapist images of sailboats and animals. Herbert Hoover found his way to an alternative career, famously incubating a range of children’s clothing from his doodles. But it was mediocrities such as Benjamin Harrison (who achieved damn all in the top job) who doodled most impressively. The message would seem to be much the same as that rammed home by teachers and irate office managers: doodling is a wasteful, non-productive activity, the jetsam of a disorganised mind. But how many lives of quiet desperation would be that bit more desperate were it not for a pen and a margin? Doodling is analysed, scrutinised and frequently prohibited, but is rarely looked on with gratitude or respect. This is possibly because even when viewed positively, it is seen purely in instrumental terms. Psychologically and socially speaking, the doodle is the most directly useful application of the line outside of sign writing, and thus, bars it from the virtuous aura of uselessness surrounding ‘fine art’. Doodle is derived from the German dudeltopf that gave us the same Yankee Doodle Dandy who named his hat after a type of pasta; doodle means ‘thoughtless’ or unthinking, thus easily associated with the flippant and the idiotic. But people are simply not thinking it through; as psychiatrists, literary archaeologists and inmates of middle management have known for years, the pen tip in freefall between bulletpoints and GANT charts frequently takes on a savant quality. During my bureaucratic servitude free association during a committee/workshop/conference/catch-up/confab/working lunch (napkins … (and yes, Drouth editorials)) often captured the substance of the discussion so much better than my actual notes which were a half-hearted tracing of the shape of the encounter. Doodling provided a record of its character, mood and atmosphere. The Roggoped – one of my most popular illustrative exertions – was drawn on the agenda for a meeting where I spectated on a heated debate over the reprographics budget. For some reason, a man bred to walk on his hands seemed the correct embodiment of that discussion. It was surely no coincidence that his face actually resembles the reprographics man who worked at the company pretty well, down to the glasses and the crumpled demeanour. Whether the Roggoped version also possesses a quick wit and makes comments that are, 80% of the time, legally actionable I cannot say. But these often appalling statements were gratefully seized upon because they punctured, briefly, the forced, false, first-name chumminess under which most modern office operate. Somewhere in the Roggoped’s frown is an expression of that atmosphere of pettiness, frustration and pervasive insincerity. – Or, maybe it’s just a silly drawing of a grotesque creature clambering his way over some extraordinarily bland paragraphs? – As for Yankee Doodle Dandy turning tricks on his pony, calling his hat macaroni might make no sense and provide no descriptive benefit whatsoever, but it probably captured something that was substantial to him about his ride into town on a pony that may not even have had anything to do with hats. The hat was merely the blank space where he could asemically, sum up his canter into town. He doodled
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