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Ear to the ground:
“I only saw him in tightie whities, but they weren’t tight.”
– OK, truthfully, we can’t remember the context of this, but we would argue no context is really needed.
Run, Joey, run
We’ve all heard of “Who let the dogs out?” But what about the kangaroo?
In police body cam footage recently released on Instagram, City of Durango police are seen chasing down a … uh, kangaroo. The joey (what they call the young marsupials Down Under) was seen hopping around the intersection of College Drive and E. 2nd on Sept. 18, a little after 11 p.m.
The police officers can be seen in mild pursuit of the little guy with one of those neck leash lasso things commonly used by animal control and Steve Irwin when alligator wrasslin’. There is also a good deal of giggling… because let’s face it, this is some weird sh*t (but in a good way.)
Whether it was out looking for a latenight vegemite sandwich or just wanted to stretch its legs, the joey was ultimately returned unscathed to its owner and thankfully did not try to kickbox anyone.
This, of course, brings up a whole other slew of questions: Do you “walk” kangaroos? Where? The dog park? Can you take them running? Do they do tricks? Is it hard to find a kangaroo sitter when you go on vacation, or is there a kangaroo Rover?
But first and foremost, yes, you can legally own a pet kangaroo in Colorado, which is considered “unregulated wildlife.” Other animals under this category include: wallabies, wallaroos (some kind of hybrid, we would guess) and sugar gliders.
Other permitted if not a bit unconventional pets include: donkeys, bison, camels, chinchillas, emus, European ferrets, minks, ostriches, reindeer, yaks, fallow deer, shorttailed possums and more.
We’ll just stick to dogs, thank you.
Photo by Missy Votel
opinion
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Eat before you vote!
Grocery shopping should not be done on an empty stomach. Too many shoppers end up buying not only extra food but lean a little heavily on junk food. An effectiviology.com survey claims this strategy makes good sense, though it may not hold true for some overweight shoppers, who tend to buy less if they shop hungry, their hunger possibly reminding them that they are dieting. Still, keep in mind, it’s only a study searching for a fact.
Is it also possible that angry voters going to the polls, full to the gills with the vitriol rhetoric they’ve been served, may end up choosing more candidates that are also full of it? I, too, am speculating here. Before President Biden an nounced he would not run in the 2024 election, the Pew Research Center poll found 61% of Biden supporters said they would be angry if Trump won, while 37% of Trump supporters said they would be angry if Biden wons. Clearly, nothing is conclusive until the fat lady sings, but just to be on the safe side, eat before you vote.
I’m no sociologist or political scientist. I rely on what I know best. I am what I eat. Many times in my life, I’ve sought comfort food, which is not necessarily the most healthy. If I start conjuring memories of the warm cinnamon sticky buns my mom pulled from the oven when I was a child, I begin to feel, as Kitchen.com writes, “that everything will be okay, even if it’s not.”
I admit to craving pizza, breakfast, lunch or dinner, but that doesn’t mean I’d vote for Mussolini, just that I’m leaning rather heavily toward hot and spicy. A less toxic memory from my childhood is chicken noodle soup or cherry Jell-o with fruit cocktail mixed in – comforts that have served me into adulthood. They always reassure me when I feel queasy, even while filling out an election ballot or considering an unconscious write-in of my late mother, a vote that Freud would have something to say about.
keeping loyal voters by finding new ways to make them angry. A VOA news headline claims that “Anger Can Be Good for Political Campaigns but Bad for Democracy.” It argues that as a motivator, anger can rile up the base and get them to the polls, which is one more reason we should applaud Colorado’s safe and secure mail-in ballot option.
According to The Coloradoan, registered voters have been receiving mail-in ballots since 2013. And even before that, about 70% of state voters had already opted to be placed on a “permanent mail ballot” list maintained by the state. We vote without waiting in long lines and hopefully stay calm even as election de niers plot to intimidate those who vote in person.
Diverse as our country’s population is, we still qualify as a collective. My wife’s granny, Ukrainian by birth, favored a fresh slice of rye bread slathered with goose grease and topped with a thick slice of raw onion. I would never eat that, but I’m here to report her comforts did not poison me or anyone else’s blood.
It’s also like heartburn – a comfortable contradiction – that agitation can lead to a better, more reassured nation. Politicians from all parties have depended on
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Colorado-based LongPath Technologies received a $162M loan guarantee from the federal government to construct and install more than 1,000 remote methane monitors in oil and gas production basins across the West.
Since hitting the street in February, Durango Police’s new hybrid trucks have saved the department $51,000, not to mention a hefty dose of tailpipe emissions. Police plan to expand the hybrid fleet with five 2024 Ford Explorers in 2025.
Pssst … parents: Durango Kids Pediatric Dentistry will buy back your kids Halloween candy for $1/pound from 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Fri., Nov. 1. Your kids will be in such a sugar coma, they won’t even notice.
Even better, I can make my own snack before filling in the bubbles. Too much political drama makes me feel unsteady.
Democracy as a sustainable form of government depends on a level of peace and an ability to consider diverse ideas, negotiate and compromise. We need a bipartisan willingness to sit together, pass around a box of chocolate donuts or maybe an armada of creampuffs. I’ve noticed that wherever people gather to share ideas, the food arrives before any discussion begins, and I like that. It makes me feel calmer.
An assistant professor of political science at Indiana University, Stephen Webster, says he doesn’t see a way for Americans to break free of this anger trap as long as politicians continue to actively rile up their supporters and voters remain receptive to rage-filled messaging.
A steady diet of this kind of political content won’t allow the brain to digest information properly. It’s precooked to create a kind of mental dyspepsia, which includes a burning sensation in the head that – at least for me – gets worse when I’m lying down, trying to fall sleep.
So if you’re feeling crummy about voting, don’t do it on an empty stomach. Comfort food will make you feel better, even if you’re just sitting at the kitchen table filling out a mail-in ballot. Go ahead, neutralize that rage. Have a slice of calm, a scoop of unperturbed, an unflustered a la mode, or if you must, just one bite of a raw onion. I like the flavor of waking up in the morning knowing that democracy is still on the table.
– David Feela
One person died and 26 were sickened in Colorado amid a severe E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s food. We’re sure this has nothing to do with Trump filling in at a Mickey D’s in Pennsylvania.
The death of longtime local, father, son, husband and friend to many, Jon Abshagen, who died in a flyfishing accident in British Columbia last week.
Right on schedule, Trump’s allies are trotting out the same old conspiracy theories about hacked voting machines with a slew of lawsuits as they prepare to contest the election, which mind you, has not even happened yet.
A fly on the stall Way back in 2013, small bugs were painted inside the urinals at the airport in Amsterdam, because if men are given something to aim at, it reduces “spillage” by 80%, thereby saving on janitorial costs. There haven’t been any advancements in the “getting men to pee where men are supposed to pee” industry throughout the past decade, but now, thanks to the miracle of 3D printing, tiny soccer goals with hanging/moving balls are being employed to keep splattering to a minimum. However, this technological advancement is going to backfire as soon as men realize that soccer is meant to be a team sport.
November 2024 La Plata County Ballot Candidate Questionnaires
This election cycle, the La Plata County Branch of Restore the Balance is reporting on races for State Senate District 6, State House of Representatives District 59, La Plata County Commissioner and La Plata County Treasurer.
The La Plata Branch Steering Committee, composed of 11 community leaders, convened a five-member subcommittee including experienced voter-education and participation advocates. This team developed a questionnaire to measure the candidates’ positions on four critical election topics.
Based on these eight candidates’ responses, our team has summarized each candidate’s alignment with those four key topics and the results have been reviewed by the La Plata Steering Committee.
It is important for the voters to know none of these eight candidates portrayed extremism in their responses. The questions, the candidates’ full responses and the measurement tools used to evaluate their responses are available at: www.restorethebalance.org/laplatabranch
SoapBox
Salka serves all, not just self
The two candidates running for La Plata County Commissioner present starkly different backgrounds and visions. Incumbent Matt Salka brings extensive experience as an IT professional and former Mayor of Bayfield. After four years on the Board of County Commissioners, Salka is recognized as a national leader on county broadband issues. He has successfully hired key department heads, including the new public health director and treasurer. His leadership in tackling opioid reduction and mental health initiatives has earned him high praise. Salka sold his two businesses in 2020 to fully dedicate himself to the job, understanding that county commissioner is a full-time commitment.
In contrast, Paul Black, a ranch owner and eventsvenue operator, has no experience in elected office aside from his work with the Pine River Fire Department. Black’s primary qualification seems to be his personal familiarity with the Land Use Code as it relates to his own operations. Rather than aiming to govern, he appears focused on deregulating the code to serve his own interests
Please vote Matt Salka for County Commissioner! – Alison Dance, Durango
Getting used to ranked voting
In 2014, businesswoman Katherine Gehl had an epiphany about the failures of government: Politics is an industry, but unlike other industries with many
competitors, politics only has two. With a U.S. Congress approval rating below 20%, these competitors aren’t providing what most customers/voters want. In any other industry, new competitors emerge to satisfy customer interests. Why not in politics? The simple answer is … the way we vote.
Most elections are decided in low turn-out primaries, so effectively, primary voters “hire” most legislators. It makes sense that our politicians cater to their primary voters for fear of being “fired” later. This often leads to the demonization of opponents and gridlock. Sustainable, consensus-oriented solutions rarely get enacted.
In 2017, Gehl and Harvard business strategist Michael Porter developed a simple election reform to ensure races are won in the general election, ending lesser-of-twoevils choices and incentivizing politicians to represent all voters. Alaska adopted this system in 2022.
This does not weaken parties. We need a competition of ideas from strong major and minor parties, independents and people across the political spectrum. Multiple candidates from the same party can advance to the general election, allowing differing opinions within the same party to be considered by all voters.
Votes count more than money. In Alaska, Republican Cathy Giesel ran against a party-nominated Republican and won. She didn’t have the money nor political infrastructure provided by party backing; she won with ideas that appealed to a majority of voters.
It’s not complicated. It’s new, so it takes a moment to understand, but Alaskans understand … why not
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Coloradans? Results can be audited; election integrity can be verified.
To dive deeper, read “The Politics Industry: How Political Innovation Can Break Partisan Gridlock and Save Our Democracy,” and visit politicalinnovation.org.
– JoJo Neumann, Advisory Council, Institute for Political Innovation, Telluride
Trump unfit for public office
In a few weeks, our country will vote for a different president and vice president. Most of us have a clear idea of how we will fill out our ballots. Our opportunity to cast a vote is too important to take lightly or to waste. We have the responsibility to inform ourselves and act on our decision. To vote is our American right.
We base our decisions on facts and opinions. In case some have forgotten, allow me to refresh memories. Donald Trump is a convicted felon, twice impeached, a misogynist and adulterer, a con and a tax cheat, and denier of climate change and the 2020 election outcome. He spews lies and stokes fear and hate. He has publicly mocked the disabled and denigrated our servicemen and women. He stacked the Supreme Court with justices who have overturned Roe v. Wade, severely restricting and outlawing necessary health care options for women and girls; many states are following in lockstep. As if that’s not enough, here’s the biggie: He incited a violent insurrection, which threatened to topple our American democracy and upend our U.S. Constitution. These are facts.
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in integrity, honesty, kindness and respect. Those qualities are essential for someone holding the highest American office, and Trump does not possess them. (An irony is that he is hawking his bibles, with bonus content of the same Constitution he acted against on Jan. 6.) Convicted felon? Insurrectionist? No thank you. Trump is not fit to hold office. I’ll cast my vote for Kamala Harris.
– Bob Oswald, Durango
Prop 129 is dangerous for pets
We are writing to express our concerns about Proposition 129, which proposes the creation of Veterinary Professional Associates (VPAs) with minimal training. As local veterinarians, we are deeply concerned about the risks this poses to pet health and safety. This measure would allow individuals with only two years of mostly online training to treat illnesses and perform surgery on pets. These trainees will have only one semester and one internship of hands-on clinical training and surgical exposure. This is highly inadequate.
It is important to note that corporations and special interest groups have pushed this initiative, misleadingly presenting it as a grassroots effort.
Instead of creating a new role, Colorado veterinarians have urged the Legislature to expand the capacity of our Certified Veterinary Technicians (CVTs). Recent laws have been enacted to allow us to broaden the scope of practice for CVTs, who currently have more hands-on clinical experience than VPAs would receive. By legally empowering CVTs, we can enhance veterinary care without compromising safety.
We strongly encourage the community to vote no on Proposition 129 for the safety of our animals. This letter is also supported by the following local veterinarians: Jennifer Schoedler, Alpine Animal Hospital; Jennifer Deming, Aspen Tree Animal Care; Brian Marshall, Bakers Bridge Veterinary Clinic; Chuck Hawman, Durango Animal Hospital; Amanda Hawkins, Home Sweet Home; and Jessica Brooks and Shannon Mazur, Riverview Animal Hospital.
– Randy Hays, DVM, Riverview Animal Hospital
Degrading wildlife and morality
I’m a veterinarian in rural Colorado. I raise chickens and sheep and am in the process of acquiring cattle. I grew up hunting deer and enjoy fishing.
I support Proposition 127. My YES vote is an investment in Colorado and our future of ethical hunting and outdoor recreation, and proven practices to keep my ranch animals safe. Trophy hunting increases risk to livestock, studies show, by removing trophy males that coexist without conflict and control vast ranges keeping out juveniles prone to predation. Prop 127 grants me security to know trophy hunting won’t be prioritized as it is today, ahead of my ranch animals. As someone whose life is dedicated to halt needless suffering of animals, I can tell you that all cats, even wild ones, suffer and feel pain. Being chased with GPS and by a terrifying pack of dogs has nothing to do with ethical sport. It’s not a hunt; it’s an easy target.
We should be investing in wildlife for health. The trophy lion male is best adept at killing elk infected with Chronic Wasting Disease. Science shows that lions boost healthy deer and elk populations, including from ravaging disease.
Bobcats, too, are much more valuable alive in our ecosystems than as someone’s fur coat. Fur trapping methods include baiting, then choking an animal to death. There’s no scientific evidence that killing lions and bobcats manages anything except for a sport whose time has come. Join me in a yes vote to protect wild cats and keep them away from trophy hunting that degrades our wildlife and our morality.
– Steven Smolen,
DVM, Norwood
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MeettheCandidates Who’s who: Part 2
State representative hopefuls sound off, and a glimpse at the other candidates
This week, we bring you Part 2 of our “Meet the Candidates,” with Colorado House District 59 candidates Clark Craig (Republican) and Katie Stewart (Democrat.) The two are running to fill the seat vacated by Rep. Barbara McLachlan (D-Durango), who is term-limited.
What follows are the candidates’ responses to our important and maybe notso-important questions in the order they were received.
Due to space constraints, we are unable to print Q&As with the other candidates on this year’s ballot: Colorado Senate District 6 and U.S. House District 3. In case you’ve been living under a rock or too busy riding your bike, we’ll include glamour shots, short bios and web links.
Colorado House District 59
■ Clark Craig (Republican)
Day job: Problem-solver-in-chief. As the owner of Meadow Brook Mobile Home Park and the Mayor of Ignacio, I’ve had the privilege of everything from fixing clogged sinks to leading successful initiatives that make life better for people in our community. I also serve on boards like the Regional Housing Alliance and the Economic Alliance, where we tackle housing challenges and promote smart economic growth. Think of it as running a local thinktank, with a little small-town charm thrown in.
My superpower is: Finding common ground. Collaboration across party lines is my specialty, because good ideas aren’t limited to just one side of the aisle. I take pride in making solutions work for everyone. Also, I never run out of coffee. Coincidence? I think not.
When I’m not working, I am: Exploring the San Juans or convincing someone at a community event that running for a board position really isn’t as bad as they think.
Most recent binge-watch/listen: With the campaign in full swing, there’s not enough time to sit and binge-watch. Favorite thing about La Plata County: The people. We roll up our sleeves and get things done, whether it’s at a town hall, a board meeting or lending a hand when a neighbor needs help.
Least favorite thing about La Plata County: The occasional winter
driver who forgets that, yes, snow happens every single year. And no, summer tires won’t save you.
Why am I running for state representative? Southwest Colorado is facing real challenges, from housing and economic development to building stronger community relationships.
Under my leadership as Mayor of Ignacio, we’ve made big strides in these areas: boosting housing, fostering economic growth and strengthening connections across the community. I want to bring that same energy and experience to the state level, where I’ll keep working across the aisle to deliver results that matter to all of us. I believe in people not politics, and my track record proves that when we work together, we can make things happen.
■ Katie Stewart (Democrat)
Day job: Organizing Director /Durango 9-R School Board Member
My superpower is: Empathy.
When I’m not working, I am: Reminding my kids to brush their teeth, telling them to read or politely reminding them to not eat every snack in the house 10 minutes before dinner.
Most recent binge watch/listen: “The Rings of Power.” My husband and I pick shows to watch together. Favorite thing about La Plata County: It’s my home, so it’s hard to
pick just one.
Least favorite thing about La Plata County: I’m going to change this to “Something you miss about La Plata County.” I miss the outdoor swimming pool that was in the parking lot by DHS and the Senior Center. I took swimming lessons there in the summer as a kid.
Why are you running for state representative? I’m a fourth-generation Durangoan whose life and values are rooted right here in Southwest Colorado. I’ve spent my career focused on serving this community and have built an understanding of House District 59’s unique opportunities and challenges. Given the chance, I’m ready to fight for what Southwest Colorado needs.
My commitment to family and community is strong. With my husband, Dan, we raise five children in the home that has been a cornerstone of my family for generations – the same one where my mother and grandmother were raised.
Early in my career, I worked as an EMT in Silverton and later volunteered with Durango’s EMS – I know firsthand that rural Colorado needs improved access to healthcare. I’ve proven my dedication to public education through my service on the 9-R Board of Education. I believe public schools are one of our most important tools to build a better future. I’ve put in efforts on several key committees to empower students and
educators alike. I’ve also actively engaged with campaigns at the local, state and national level. Through these experiences, I’ve cultivated meaningful connections with stakeholders across the region, sharing my knowledge and learning from others.
I stand ready to work with representatives from across the state of Colorado on achievable, productive initiatives that will help Southwest Colorado move forward without leaving anyone behind. I’m a tireless advocate for the betterment of Southwest Colorado.
Colorado Senate District 6
■ Cleave Simpson - incumbent (Republican)
Hometown: Alamosa
Background: Prior to redistricting in 2023, Simpson represented the former Senate District 35, which covered the San Luis Valley east to the Kansas state line. His new district, District 6, covers Southwest Colorado, from the San Luis Valley west to the Utah border, and the New Mexico border north to Saguache County and parts of Montrose County. He is an engineer, farmer and
the general manager of the Rio Grande Water Conservation District.
On the issues: Simpson said he will respect the outcome of Prop 79, which would add the right to abortion to the Colorado Constitution, and he said he does not support a total abortion ban.
He is a proponent of local control, abolishing the Budget Stabilization Factor and reducing state programs to fund education. He wants to remove barriers to developing renewable energy, particularly geothermal, and has voted against most legislation to regulate firearms.
And, he wears a big black cowboy hat. For more: simpsonforcolorado.com
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■ Vivian Smotherman (Democrat)
Hometown: Durango
Background: Born in Denver, Smotherman is a farmer and Navy veteran who spent 20 years in the oil and gas industry. She and her wife moved to Durango in 2021.
On the issues: Smotherman is a proponent of LGBTQ+ rights, womens rights and education. She would like to get rid of TABOR to help fund education, increase affordable housing and does not support any restrictions on abortion. She would like to help working families with things such as afterschool kids programs. She said she is more of a centrist when it comes to gun control and renewable energy.
If Vivian wins, she will be the first transwoman in the State Senate.
For more: www.votevivian.org
U.S. House Colorado District 3
■ Adam Frisch (Democrat)
Hometown: Aspen
Background: A former Aspen City councilman and businessman, this is Frisch’s second crack at the U.S. District 3 seat after narrowly losing to Lauren
Blowbert, oops, Boebert, in 2022.
He was born in Montana on the Fort Peck Indian Reservation, where his father worked as a doctor. When he was 5, the family relocated to Minneapolis. Frisch attended CU Boulder (‘Sko Buffs!) and graduated to pursue a career in finance in Manhattan (where incidentally, he was working when 9/11 happened.)
Soon after, he returned to Colorado’s West Slope where he met his wife, Katy, and settled down to eventually raise his two kids. During COVID, he worked as a substitute teacher
On the issues: Frisch does not support any restrictions on a woman’s right to abortion up until 39 weeks. He is a proponent of affordable housing, helping small businesses and calls himself a moderate Democrat.
Frisch said he supported the bipartisan immigration bill that faltered in Congress earlier this year and supports long-term protections for people enrolled in the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACE, program. He will work across the aisle to solve Colorado’s issues, including drought, housing and health care, rather than using his position to seek fame and stoke chaos like what’s-her-name.
For info: adamforcolorado.com
■ Jeff Hurd (Republican)
Hometown: Grand Junction
Background: A Colorado native, Hurd grew up in Grand junction where his father was a psychologist for low-income families. He graduated from Notre Dame, DU Law School and got an advanced degree from Columbia. He worked in New York City until returning to G.J. in 2014, where he lives with wife, Barbora, and five children.
In addition to going through a lot of groceries and toilet paper, he is a lawyer representing clients such as electric cooperatives, counties, school and fire districts, and broadband providers. He served as Chairman of the Board of the Grand Junction Area Chamber of Commerce.
On the issues: Hurd is dedicated to the conservative values of the Constitution, limited government, individual rights, free markets and rule of law.
Although pro-life, he is against a federal abortion ban and believes in exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother. But, he said abortion should be outlawed at some point in a pregnancy. He calls for building a secure border wall and deporting illegal immigrants who have committed violent crimes.
For info: jeffhurdforcolorado.com ■
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LVoting, demystified
All the ins and outs, from big cat hunting to ranked choice primaries
ift from the knees. This year’s Legislative Blue Book is a big one – containing 14 statewide ballot issues, and a slew of local, regional, state and national races. Oh, and don’t forget the judges and regents, which we won’t get into here lest we put everyone over the edge (if you really want to know, go to: judicialperformance.colorado.gov)
But have no fear – the Telegraph is here to help you with the heavy lifting. We’ll try try not to bore youbto tears as we sum up the reasoning behind each measure, as well as pros, cons and how we’re voting (and why), in case you need some sort of half-assed moral compass. However, in the end, we encourage everyone to think for themselves - you do you. Just vote. So buckle up, grab something highly caffeinated (or stronger) and hunker down. Nov. 6 will be here before we know it.
■ Amendment G - Property Tax Exemption for Vets with Disabilities
In a nutshell: Would expand the number of veterans with disabilities who qualify for reduced property tax under the state’s homestead exemption laws. (All Colorado residents over 65 who have lived in their homes for more than 10 years also qualify for exemption under the homestead exemption.)
Placed on the ballot by the Legislature, and passes with 55% of the vote
Those in favor say: Veterans who are unable to hold a steady job need property tax relief as much or more than other veterans who qualify for the homestead exemption and are still able to work.
Those against say: Expanding this exemption will make property taxes more complicated, harder to administer and reliant on determinations by the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs.
How We’re Voting: Yes. No-brainer.
■ Amendment H - Judicial Discipline Procedures
In a nutshell: Would create a new, independent board to handle disciplinary proceedings for judges accused of misconduct. Examples of misconduct include: improper demeanor, alcohol and drug use, dishonesty, retaliation, conflicts of interest, inappropriate communica-
tion, and harassment of staff.
Currently, a select panel of judges oversees judicial misconduct cases and recommends disciplinary actions. However, cases remain confidential unless public sanctions are recommended.
Placed on the ballot by the Legislature and passes with 55% of the vote
Those in favor say: Colorado judges should not have direct influence and oversight over the discipline of their colleagues. Amendment H will enhance transparency, integrity and independence of the judicial process. This measure is recommended by nearly all of the General Assembly and Judicial Branch.
Those against say: The current system works fine – judges understand how to review cases, hold hearings and make impartial, hard decisions. The amendment transfers authority to attorneys and citizens, who cannot fully understand judicial ethics and challenges. The existing
system of checks and balances, such as nominations and retentions, ensures only the best remain judges.
How We’re Voting: Yes. Clarence Thomas, anyone? (See? This is easy ... )
■ Amendment I- Bail Exception for First Degree Murder
In a nutshell: Would create an exception to the right to bail for criminal defendants, allowing judges to deny bail for first-degree murder defendants.
Until 2020, a person accused of a crime in Colorado had the right to bail unless the offense was punishable by the death penalty – as long as the “proof was evident and the presumption was great.”
However, the state abolished the death penalty in 2020, and the Colorado Supreme Court ruled that people charged with first degree murder are eligible for pretrial release and can’t be denied bail.
Placed on the ballot by the Legislature
and passes with 55% of the vote.
Those in favor say: The measure restores a longstanding statewide legal precedent that was inadvertently eliminated. In addition, the legal standard provides a safeguard against judges routinely denying bail.
Those against say: A person is considered innocent until proven guilty. If an individual is ultimately found innocent, they would have spent time in jail for a crime they did not commit. This raises significant concerns about justice and fairness. In addition, judges can set restrictive bail conditions if they believe a person is especially violent or likely to commit another offense.
How We’re Voting: Yes. OK, the waters are beginning to get murky, but people meeting this high standard would likely be a danger if released. This would just restore the previous precedent.
■ Amendment J - Repealing the Definition of Marriage
In a nutshell: Would repeal the horrible 2006 Constitutional amendment that stated only a marriage of one man and one woman was legal in Colorado. Placed on the ballot by the Legislature and passes with a majority vote.
Those in favor say: The right of same-sex couples to marry is protected by court rulings and federal law. However, if the U.S. Supreme Court overturns its previous rulings – Roe v. Wade, anyone? –this current definition of marriage in Colorado’s constitution could jeopardize same-sex marriage.
Those against say: As much as we hate to say this, there are some out there who still believe marriage should only be between a man and a woman. There are also people who think that dinosaurs didn’t exist and the Earth is flat.
How we’re voting: Yes. Marriage is a basic right. And the Earth is round.
■ Amendment K - Modify Election Deadlines
In a nutshell: Would modify election-related deadlines, including a requirement that initiative petitions be submitted one week earlier than under current law, giving local elections offices and county clerks more breathing room. Currently, people must submit petitions
three months before election day. Now, it would be three months and a week.
Placed on the ballot by the Legislature and passes with 55% of the vote
Those in favor say: Election deadlines are tight, especially to send ballots to military and overseas voters. This would give election officials more time to format, translate and review ballots for accuracy, which is particularly important as ballots grow longer and more complex.
Those against say: Would give citizens less time to collect signatures and file petitions. More time is unnecessary.
How we’re voting: Yes. This was actually requested by county clerks. Let’s help make thier jobs a little easier.
■ Amendment 79 - Constitutional Right to Abortion
In a nutshell: Would recognize the right to abortion in the Colorado Constitution. Although abortion is legal in Colorado, it is not protected any longer under the U.S. Constitution and is not enshrined in the State Constitution.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with 55% of the vote.
Those in favor say: Including the right to abortion in the Colorado Constitution ensures abortion will be available in the state regardless of changing political climates. In addition, Colorado’s Constitution should not ban funding for certain women’s health care services.
Those against say: Placing the right to abortion in Colorado’s Constitution limits the ability of lawmakers to pass policies preventing abortions later on. Also, abor tion is already legal in Colorado – a constitutional amendment is not necessary. Plus, taxpayers should not be forced to pay for services to which they morally object.
to “direct” the education of their children. Whatever that means.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with 55% of the vote.
Those in favor say: Placing this right in the State Constitution, affirms a parent’s right to choose an appropriate school for their children, including both public and private.
Those against say: The Colorado Constitution already guarantees a free public education, and Colorado has robust school choice laws that allow parents to choose from many public school options or choose to educate their children in private schools or at home. The measure may conflict with current law prohibiting public funding for private education and will end up in a legal battle.
How we’re voting: No. See, we can say no. This is a Trojan horse dressed under the noble-sounding guise of “school choice” that seeks to gut public education and redirect funds to private and home schools.
***Seventh inning stretch. Reload that coffee mug or koozie; that ballot isn’t gonna fill itself out.***
■ Proposition JJ - Retain Additional Sports Betting Tax
In a nutshell: This would allow the state to keep excess revenues collected from the sports betting tax to be spent on water projects outlined in the Colorado Water Plan. Projects include: watershed health; recreation projects; water storage; conservation and drought planning; water efficiency improvements; and engagement and outreach.
How we’re voting: Hell. Yes. We’re not sure how a woman’s freedom of choice is different from some of the other “freedoms” that are bandied about, but a person’s ability to make their own health care decisions is a cornerstone of a free society. Let’s not go back.
■ Amendment 80 - Constitutional Right
to School Choice
In a nutshell: Enshrines the “right to school choice” in the Colorado Constitution for children in K-12 and would define school choice to include public neighborhood and charter schools, private schools, home schools, open enrollment options, and future innovations in education. It also gives parents the right
How we’re voting: Yes. We’re not gambling people by nature, but if tax proceeds are beyond what we ever imagined in 2019, let’s put them to good use.
■Proposition KK - Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax
In a nutshell: Would add a 6.5% excise tax on sales of guns, gun parts and ammunition, with the funds going toward mental health services, gun safety programs and support services for victims. Firearm dealers, manufacturers and ammunition sellers will be responsible for paying the new tax on their retail sales.
Since 1919, the federal govern ment has levied an excise tax on retail sales of firearms and ammunition. This federal tax is currently 10% for handguns and 11% for all other firearms and all ammunition. The federal government uses the revenue to fund wild life conservation and hunting programs. In Colorado, retail sales of firearms, firearm parts and ammunition are also subject to state and local sales taxes.
Placed on the bal lot by the Legislature and passes with a sim ple majority.
In 2019, voters passed Prop DD, which legalized sports betting and authorized the state to collect up to $29 million a year in tax on it. This would authorize the state to keep an extra $2.8$7.2 million a year which otherwise would be refunded to taxpayers.
Placed on the ballot by the Legislature and passes with a simple majority.
Those in favor say: This would allow the state to retain additional sports betting tax already being collected to support much-needed water projects. Water is scarce in Colorado, and the state’s economy and quality of life will suffer if it cannot meet its water demands.
Those against say: This is essentially a tax increase. When the state collects more revenue than voters approved, it should provide refunds rather than expand government. State water projects already receive the full amount of money approved under Prop DD.
In addition, under current law, Colorado may reimburse landowners for damage to crops, property or livestock caused by any “big game” species, including mountain lions. This measure would remove mountain lions from the “big game” list, making landowners ineligible for reimbursement.
From 2020-23, about 880 bobcats and 500 mountain lions were harvested. A “yes” vote would make it illegal to hunt or trap mountain lions and bobcats in Colorado. A “no” vote would continue to allow licensed hunting and trapping of mountain lions and bobcats.
Those in favor say: Gun violence causes substantial physical, mental, emotional and financial harm. Taxing firearm and ammunition sales is an appropriate way to fund programs that reduce the negative impacts of gun violence. Current funding sources for these services are inconsistent and in some cases disappearing, while demand continues to rise.
Those against say: Citizens have a state and federal constitutional right to own firearms. This measure places an additional burden on the ability of lawabiding Coloradans to exercise this right. Furthermore, people may choose to buy firearms in other states to avoid the new tax, hurting Colorado businesses and encouraging illegal purchases of firearms. How we’re going to vote: Yes. Hey, it worked for cigarettes. Maybe it will work for guns and gun violence, too.
■ Proposition 127 - Prohibit Bobcat & Mountain Lion Hunting
In a nutshell: This would ban the trophy hunting of mountain lions, bobcats and lynx in Colorado. Killing of big cats would still be allowed under certain situations, say self-defense or if your livestock are in imminent danger. It would also establish penalties for violations: 364 days in jail, a $1,000 fine or both.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with a simple majority.
Those in favor say: In addition to causing the animals pain and trauma, mountain lion hunting often involves the use of dogs, and the hunting of bobcats may involve baits, lures or traps. Hunting and trapping these animals, often for trophies or the fur trade, is an unnecessary and outdated practice.
Furthermore, bobcat and mountain lions can naturally regulate their population regardless of hunting or trapping, and there is no consistent evidence that banning hunting would increase public danger. In fact, big cats are valuable for ecology and healthy ungulate populations. Plus, officials will still be allowed to use lethal and non-lethal methods on big cats when situations warrant.
Those against say: The measure restricts the ability of CPW to make science-based decisions to achieve the state’s objectives. The state currently manages a healthy population of bobcats and mountain lions, proving that its current management practices, which include hunting, are working. Furthermore, hunting lynx is already illegal.
In addition, hunting mountain lions and bobcats provides an important source of income to the state and local communities. Plus, property owners will lose the ability to be reimbursed for any damage caused by a mountain lion. However, if a hunting ban results in a larger big cat population, these damages may become more frequent.
How we’re voting: Yes. Call us crazy cat ladies (personally, we’re allergic), but based on sheer letter volume in support of Prop 127, it’s time to outlaw this unethical, inhumane and outdated practice, even if we hope we never meet a mountain lion face to face. but wait ... there’s more!
■ Proposition 128 - Parole Eligibility for Crimes of Violence
In a nutshell: This would make people convicted of certain violent crimes ineligible for parole until they have served at least 85% of their sentences. Currently, people convicted of certain violent crimes are eligible for parole, minus earned time for personal, professional or educational programs, after serving 75% of their sentence.
An estimated 220 individuals per year are sentenced to prison for crimes of violence and serve an average of about 23 years in prison. The measure does not impact parole eligibility of a person incarcerated before Jan. 1, 2025.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with a simple majority.
Those in favor say: This would increase public safety and ensure that justice is served. People who commit these crimes should be kept away from the public, and victims and their families deserve the sense of security from prolonged incarceration.
Those against say: This would remove the incentive for prisoners to comply with rules or take part in rehabilitation. It will also increase the population and pressures on an already overtaxed prison system. Finally, there is no evidence it will reduce crime.
How we’re voting: No. There are already too many people in the prison system. Why add to it and take away any hope that they may someday rehabilitate and return to society?
■ Proposition 129 - Establishing Veterinary Professional Associates
In a nutshell: Would allow certain veterinary services to be delivered by the state-regulated profession of “veterinary professional associate,” or VPA, without a state-issued veterinarian’s license. Under current law, a licensed veterinarian, a registered veterinary technician (vet tech) and a registered veterinary technician specialist (vet tech specialist) may provide veterinary care in Colorado.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with a simple majority.
Those in favor say: Many people struggle to get veterinary care, especially in rural communities. This would provide more options while creating more career opportunities. Also would help take stress off practicing vets.
How we’re voting: No. Our vet opposes this – ’nuff said. Seems kinda shady.
■ Proposition 130 - Funding for Law Enforcement
In a nutshell: Would direct the state to spend $350 million to help recruit, train
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and retain local law enforcement and provide an additional benefits for families of officers killed in the line of duty.
Currently, local law enforcement in Colorado is funded through county or municipal budgets, and the state funds the Colorado State Patrol and the Colorado Bureau of Investigation. The state also gives technical assistance and grants to local law enforcement agencies.
Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with a simple majority.
Those in favor say: Law enforcement is a critical and underfunded public need. This funds that need without raising taxes. Plus, recent legislation has increased costs to local police without providing any new funding. Also, providing additional compensation for families of fallen officers upholds a social obligation.
Those against say: There is no evidence that increased police funding makes communities safer. Plus, this only funds traditional law enforcement and not alternatives, like social workers and behavioral health professionals. The funds may not be spent in a way local communities support, and communities may not get the amounts anticipated.
How we’re voting: No. This money cannot just appear out of nowhere – it will have to come at the expense of another program. While we do not doubt
that costs of policing have risen (like everything else), funding should come from the local level or a dedicated state source.
■ Proposition 131 - All-Candidate Primary & Ranked Choice Voting In a nutshell: Would make sweeping reforms to state primary elections and establish a top-four, ranked choice system for certain state and federal offices. Placed on the ballot by citizen initiative and passes with a simple majority. Those in favor say: This gives voters more choice and will increase voter participation. Voters will be more empowered to give a top ranking to their favorite candidate, while still supporting backup choices. Results will better reflect voters’ will. Those against say: The new system is complex and expensive, with voters having to vote in two different systems for each election. Taxpayers will also have to pay for extensive voter education and outreach. Even so, some voters will still be confused and incorrectly fill out their ballots, which could change outcomes. The all-candidate primary may also force candidates to spend more on campaigns to stand out in a larger field, inviting even more money into our political system. How we’re voting: No. We like the idea of ranked-choice voting, but this one hurts our brains. Sorry not sorry. ■
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Thursday24
Ride Smart Durango: Safety First with AAA, 8:30 a.m.5:30 p.m.,16 Town Plaza
Recovery Yoga, free, 4:30-5:45 p.m., Thursdays thru Nov. 21, Smiley Building. innerpeaceyogatherapy.com
“Given Time: Sensory Aesthetics of Reclamation,” opening reception, 4:30-6:30 p.m., FLC Center of SW Studies
Durango Biking Adventures Group Ride for Spoketober, 4:30-6:30 p.m., Horse Gulch.
Shane Finn plays, 5 p.m., Ska Brewing, 225 Girard St.
Durango Green Drinks, 5-7 p.m., 11 St. Station.
Animal Tracking and Tracks, presented by City Ranger Tosh Black, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Durango Rec Center
Tim Sullivan plays, 6 p.m., Diamond Belle, 699 Main.
Rob Webster plays, 6-9 p.m., 11th Street Station.
Learn about the 4A Bond for 9-R School District, 6-7 p.m., Durango Public Library, 1900 E. 3rd Ave.
Poetry Open Mic, 6-7:30 p.m., Durango Sustainable Goods, 1259 Main Ave.
Zozo’s Happy Horror Show presented by The Secret Circus Society, 6-10:30 p.m., La Plata County Fairgrounds
Nerds Night Out Trivia, 6:30-8:30 p.m., EsoTerra Ciderworks, 558 Main Ave.
KDUR’s 50th Anniversary Concert with Calexico, 7-9 p.m., FLC Community Concert Hall
Drag Trivia, 7:30 p.m., Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.
Friday25
“Hearts for the River Arts District” fundraiser for Asheville, N.C., artists, 4-6 p.m., ArtRoom #14, Smiley Building, 1309 E. 3rd Ave.
Fall Festival, 4:30-7:30 p.m., Summit Church, 2917 Aspen Dr.
Dancing Spirit Center for the Arts grand opening and Dia De Los Muertos art show, 5-8 p.m., 465 Goddard Ave., Ignacio
“Witching Hour” music, lavender distillation, fire show and more, 5-8 p.m., Mesa Verde Motel, Mancos
“Halloween Bash” pumpkin headed knights battle, 5:30-9 p.m., The Tangled Horn, 275 E. 8th Ave.
Compañeros Fiesta for a Cause, 6 p.m., La Plata County Fairgrounds
FLC Homecoming Alumni Mug Crawl & Scholarship Fundraiser, 6-9 p.m., Carver Brewing Co., 1022 Main Ave.
Jack Ellis and Larry Carver play, 6-9 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.
Andrew Schuhmann plays, 6-9 p.m., The Office, 699 Main
Nightmare on Elk Street Haunted House, 6-10 p.m., Durango Elks Lodge, 901 E. 2nd Ave.
Dream Machine plays, 7 p.m., 11th Street Station.
The Rocky Horror Show, 7-9:30 p.m., Durango Arts Center, 802 E. 2nd Ave.
Stillhouse Junkies with Pretend Friend, 7 p.m., Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Dr.
YPOD Halloween Party, 8-10 p.m., The Subterrain, 900 Main Ave., Suite F
DJ Vance, 10:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m., Sky Ute Casino, Ignacio
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Three Springs Fall Festival, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., Three Springs Plaza, 175 Mercado St.
Chad MacCluskey plays, 12-3 p.m., 11th Street Station, 1101 Main Ave.
Frank ‘N Stein fundraiser for the Be Frank Foundation, 12 noon-6 p.m., Joe Stephenson Park, Bayfield
Meet and Greet with Cycling Legends, 4-6 p.m., Lola’s Place, 725 E. 2nd Ave.
Nathan Wheeler plays, 5-7 p.m., Four Leaves Winery, 528 Main Ave.
Matt Rupnow plays, 6-9 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.
Adam Swanson plays, 6-9 p.m., Diamond Belle, 699 Main
Nightmare on Elk Street Haunted House, 6-10 p.m., Durango Elks Lodge, 901 E. 2nd Ave.
Stillhouse Junkies with Splendid Torch, 7 p.m., Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Dr.
The Rocky Horror Show, 7-9:30 p.m., Durango Arts Center, 802 E. 2nd Ave.
Monster’s Ball, 8 p.m., The Subterrain, 900 Main Ave., Ste. F
Zombie Bash, 9 p.m., Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.
Live DJ, 10 p.m., 11th St. Station, 1101 Main Ave.
The Rocky Horror Show, 10 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Durango Arts Center, 802 E. 2nd Ave.
Halloween Party, 10 p.m., Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.
This week’s FREE music:
Thurs., Oct. 24, 6-9pm: Rob Webster
Fri., Oct. 25, 7-10pm: Dream Machine
Sat., Oct. 26, 12-3pm: Chad MacCluskey
Sat., Oct. 26, 10pm-1am: DJ House Party
Sun., Oct. 27, 1-3pm: Tracy Wiebeck
**FREE Trivia Every Tuesday @ 6 p.m.**
Sunday27
Toy Run, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m., La Plata County Fairgrounds
“Thrift or Treat” trick-or-treating, 12 noon-3 p.m., Humane Society Thrift Store, 1111 S. Camino del Rio
Tracy Wiebeck play,s 12-3 p.m., 11th St. Station
San Juan Symphony Chamber Singers, 3 p.m., St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, 910 E. 3rd Ave.
Weekly Peace Vigil & Rally for Gaza & Palestine, every Sunday, 4 p.m., Buckley Park.
Blue Moon Ramblers play, 6-9 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.
Joel Racheff plays, 6-9 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.
The Rocky Horror Show, 7-9:30 p.m., Durango Arts Center, 802 E. 2nd Ave.
Monday28
Free Strength and Yoga for cancer survivors, 9:30-10:20 a.m., Smiley Building, 1309 E. 3rd Ave. cancersupportswco.org
Community Cruise with Adaptive Sports, 5-6 p.m., Durango Rec Center.
Darryl Kuntz plays, 5:30-10 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.
Singo with Devin Scott, 6 p.m., Grassburger South, 360 S. Camino Del Rio
Tuesday29
Rotary Club of Durango presents Bill Cartwright on FLC Village Aid water project, 6-7 p.m., Strater Hotel, 699 Main Ave.
American Authors “Call Your Mother” Tour, 7:30 p.m., FLC Community Concert Hall
Wednesday30
Free Restorative Yoga for cancer survivors, 9:30-10:45 a.m., Smiley Building, 1309 E. 3rd Ave. cancersupportswco.org
Word Honey Poetry Open Mic, 6-7:30 p.m., Maria’s Bookshop, 960 Main Ave.
Chicken Sh*t Bingo w/Devin Scott, 6:30-8 p.m., Grassburger downtown, 726½ Main Ave.
Ongoing
Pumpkin Festival, thru Oct. 27, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Jack-ALope Acres, 7195 CR 318, Ignacio
Haunted Corn Maze, starting Oct. 27, 8-10 p.m., Jack-ALope Acres Farm, 7195 CR 318, Ignacio
FreeWillAstrology
by Rob Brezsny
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Secrets and hidden agendas have been preventing you from getting an accurate picture of what’s actually happening. But you now have the power to uncover them. I hope you will consider the following bold moves: 1. Seek insights that could be the key to your sexiness. 2. Change an aspect of your life you’ve always wanted to change but have never been able to. 3. Find out how far you can safely go in exploring the undersides of things. 4. Help your allies in ways that will ultimately inspire them to help you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): From the early 1910s to the late 1920s, silent films were the only kind of films that were made. The proper technology wasn’t available to pair sounds with images. “Talking pictures,” or “talkies,” finally came into prominence in the 1930s. Sadly, the majority of silent films, some of which were fine works of art, were poorly preserved or only exist now in second- or third-generation copies. I’m meditating on this as a metaphor for your life. Are there parts of your history that seem lost, erased or unavailable? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to try to recover them. Remembering and reviving your past can be potent healing.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An old proverb tells us, “You must run toward the future and catch it. It is not coming to meet you, but is fleeing from you, escaping into the unknown.” This adage isn’t true for you at all right now. In fact, the future is dashing toward you from all directions. It is not shy or evasive but is eager to embrace you. How should you respond? Make yourself very grounded. Root yourself firmly in an understanding of who you are and what you want. Show the future clearly which parts of it you really want and which parts are uninteresting to you.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Early in his musical career, innovator Harry Partch played instruments and composed a string quartet. But by age 29, he was inventing and building novel instruments. Among the materials he used in constructing his Zymo-Xyl, Eucal Blossom and Chromelodeon were tree branches, light bulbs and wine bottles. I’m inviting you to enter into a Harry Partch phase, Cancerian. The coming weeks will be an excellent time to express your unique genius –whether in your art, business, personal life or other sphere where you love to express your authentic self.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Life’s unpredictable flow will bring you interesting new blessings if you revamp your fundamentals. A whole slew of good fortune will arrive if you joyfully initiate creative shifts in your approaches to talking, walking, exercising, eating, sleeping, meditating and having fun. These aren’t necessarily earth-shaking transformations. They may be as delicate and nuanced as: 1. adding amusing words to your vocabulary; 2. playfully hopping and skipping as you stroll along; 3. sampling new cuisines; 4. keeping a notebook or recorder by your bed to capture your dreams; 5. trying novel ways to open your mind and heart; 6. seeking fresh pleasures that surprise you.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In an old Irish folk tale, the fairies give a queen a crystal cauldron with special properties. If anyone speaks three falsehoods in its presence, it cracks into three fragments. If someone utters three hearty truths while standing near it, the three pieces unite again. According to my metaphorical reading of your destiny, you are now in the vicinity of the broken cauldron. You have expressed one restorative truth and need to proclaim two more. Be brave and bold as you provide the healing words.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Let’s review the fabulous highlights of the recent months. First, you expanded your perspective, blew your mind and raised your consciousness. Next, you wandered around half-dazed and thoroughly enchanted, pleased with your new freedom and spaciousness. Then, you luxuriously indulged in the sheer enjoyment of your whimsical explorations and experimentations. Now you’re ready to spend time integrating all the teachings and epiphanies that have surged into your life. This might be less exciting, but it’s equally important.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): As a teenager, I loved the music of Jefferson Airplane. I recall sitting on the couch in my New Jersey home and listening to their albums over and over. Years later, I was performing at a San Francisco nightclub with my band, World Entertainment War. In the audience was Paul Kantner, a founding member of Jefferson Airplane. After the show, he came backstage and introduced himself. He said he wanted his current band, Jefferson Starship, to cover two of my band’s songs. Which he did. I suspect you will soon experience a comparable version of my story. Your past will show up bearing a gift for your future. A seed planted long ago will finally blossom.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): My horoscopes are directed toward individuals, not groups. Yet it’s impossible to provide oracles about your personal destiny without considering the collective influences that affect you. Every day, you are impacted by the culture you live in. For instance, you encounter news media that present propaganda as information and regard cynicism as a sign of intellectual vigor. You are not a narrow-minded bigot who doles out hatred toward those who are unlike you, but you may have to deal with such people. Now is an excellent time to take inventory of the world’s negative influences – and initiate aggressive measures to protect yourself from them. Even further, I hope you will cultivate and embody positive alternatives.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I suspect you will be extra attractive, appealing and engaging in the coming weeks. You may also be especially convincing, influential and inspirational. What do you plan to do with all this potency? How will you wield your flair? Here’s what I hope: You will dispense blessings everywhere you go. You will nurture the collective health and highest good of groups and communities you are part of. PS: In unexpected ways, being unselfish will generate wonderful selfish benefits.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do you fantasize about being a masterful manager of your world? Have you imagined the joy of being the supreme sovereign of your holy destiny? Do you love the idea of rebelling against anyone who imagines they have the right to tell you what you should do and who you are? If you answered yes to those questions, I have excellent news, Aquarius: You are now primed to take exciting steps to further the goals I described. Here’s a helpful tip: Rededicate yourself to the fulfillment of your two deepest desires. Swear an oath to that intention.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The Liberation Season is here. How can you take maximum advantage of the emancipatory energies? Here are suggestions: 1. Plan adventures to frontier zones. 2. Sing and dance in the wilderness. 3. Experiment with fun and pleasure that are outside your usual repertoire. 4. Investigate what it would mean for you to be on the vanguard of your field. 5. Expand your understandings of sexuality. 6. Venture out on a pilgrimage. 7. Give yourself permission to fantasize extravagantly. 8. Consider engaging in a smart gamble. 8. Ramble, wander and explore.
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