Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it’s super… something

Writer: Hélène Truter

If you could choose any superpower, what would it be? To be superstrong? Superfast? I thought long and hard. What would I need to get through the rest of this year? I put in a request for the superpower of not giving a sh#t. Alas, it was turned down. I had to settle for supercrusher.

I can't fly or save the world or grow instant muscles, but I've made myself a red velvet cape and I'm ready to exercise my super-duper supercrusher power. The timid may now move swiftly along. Here comes... Supercrusher!

Task #1: Get rid of all the inefficient fat cats in the civil service. Someone has to do it. The government is busy with other stuff, like saving SAA. In a year’s time, we'll do a survey to find out if anyone noticed the difference.

Task #2: Supercrusher will crush corona, chaos, corruption and carrots (as an optional extra).

Click below to read more. (The full article can be found on page 8)