Vol. 48 No. 3
Cherry Hill High School East: 1750 Kresson Road, Cherry Hill, NJ 08003
Fall Dodgeball ‘13
A preview of the fall dodgeball tournament: 35 teams, 1 champion
Overall Projected Finalists: 1st: Ball Out War 2nd: Smithsonians 3rd: Frank-Tops 4th: Money Team
Team Name
Divisions
Division A Captain
Ball Out War
Mr. Speller
Billy Spitzer, Adam Bergen, Evan Bloom, Azlan Cobb, Jake Silpe, Mr. James
Globo Gym Purple Cobras
Matt Segal
Tyler Gamble, Mike Cerota, Adam Bienstock, Mike O’Shaughnessy, Ronnie Barnes, Jordan Gilber
Team $GMONEY$
Mike Trongone
Mike Lombardi, Anthony Cook, Brett Tafaro,Tyler Felix-Spady, Alex Aquino
Dat Team Doe
Aaron Chan
Kyle Smith, Jimmy Burke, Matt DiPatri, Zack Kelly, Justin Moulic
Freshman Young Bouls
Josiah Lebrun
Andres Serrano, Zachary Hall, Nasir Shubar, Joe Ucifferri, Evan Williams, Frankie Zucker
Group Winner:
Smithsonians 2nd Place: Mani-Fresh
Team Name
Division C Captain
Where: DiBart Gym Noah Hinrichs (‘14) will be DJing the event.
Group Winner:
Ball Out War 2nd Place: Globo Gym Purple Cobras Analysis: Ball Out War will come out on top of Division A, with help from key players like Adam Bergen and Jake Silpe, in pursuit of its third dodgeball tournament championship. The Globo Gym Purple Cobras will use strategic dodgeballing similar to Ball Out War what is preached by owner and founder of Globo Gym, White Goodman. Team $GMONEY$ hopes to advance out of its division and play the Money Team to show that G-Money is better than normal currency. Dat Team Doe will look towards All-Conference goalkeeper Matt DiPatri to make some acrobatic catches and keep its team in it. The Freshman Young Bouls are entering their first ever dodgeball tournament and should come out with at least one win.
Division B
Team Name
Analysis: The Smithsonians will have no problem cruising through Division B. The team has come very close to a championship throughout their past dodgeball tournaments and is due for a championship. Mr. Maniscalco and his six sophomores, Mani-Fresh, should come in second in this division. However, Taking Care Of Business hopes to literally take care of some business out on the court and get a few victories. Sulfur Tungsten Silver will show off its close connection with the Taking Care of Business elements and look to get some wins. As one of the better teams consisting of only girls, CHE Girls Basketball will fly under the radar in Division B and compete for a second-place finish.
(Players should arrive by 6:40)
Eastside Picks
Other Players
Eastside Picks
When: Thursday, December 12 at 7:00 p.m.
Captain
Other Players
Smithsonians
Nick Ciocco
Jordan Friedman, Andrew Cohen, TJ Bourne, Mike Brambilla, Mr. Smith, Griffen Colton
Mani-Fresh
Brett Dashevsky
Aaron Silverberg, Jesse Dubrow, Josh Salkin, Drew Meklinsky, Mr. Maniscalco, Mitch Finkelstein
Taking Care of Business
Larry McCay
Aiden Sutkin, Leonidas Katsikas, Alec Silverstone, Eric Grayson, Phil Chehet
Sulfur Tungsten Silver
Noah Ritz
Brittany Yesner, Ezra Brooks, Daniel Jang, Ian Dunn, Darren Hwang
CHE Girls Basketball
Katie O’Brien
Zoe Schlessel, Julia Presant, Sarah Birchmeier, Jazz Sullivan, Rachel Rivera, Aliyah Godwin
Other Players
Frank-Tops
Frank Kelly
Zach Butter, Eric Zucker, Lou Montagano, Dillion Impagliazzo, Terry Hall, Willee Cao
Dodge Style
Lee Rosen-Swell
David Golkow, Matt Fleisher, Jon Rosen, Andrew Bowen, Brian Stamm
Mighty Ballers
Nikki Zaso
Brooke Beatty, Noel Hartey, Taylor Micua, Christina Stansic, Vanessa Early
Blasian Persuasion
Weslie Chiu
Sagar Desai, Christian Butts, Ziyi Yang, Dean Sosa, Sean Dan, Jenny Gao
The Slippery Six
Rachel Vetesi
Caroline Sawn, Jordan Gomer, Liam Mahoney, Nicole Rotkovitz, Mollie Taylor, Jake Rudin
Eastside Picks Group Winner: 2nd Place:
Frank-Tops Dodge Style
Analysis: Frank-Tops will finish on top of Division C by showing off theirtanks and their Frank. Dodge Style, a team of all sophomores, will stylishly dodge and take second place in the division. Mighty Ballers is a team consisting of all girls’ soccer players. It should be the best girls team in the tournament and should compete for second in this division. Blasian Persuasion will show off its culturally sound team and try to persuade the court referees to give the team a win. The Slippery Six hopes to keep its grip on the newly waxed DiBart Gym floor and not slip all over the Mighty Ballers court.