Eastside: June 2019

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Vol. 52 No. 11

Cherry Hill High School East: 1750 Kresson Road, Cherry Hill, NJ 08003

June 2019

The Final Fist Bump

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Inside This Issue

Where have we been?

Perspectives, Pg. D-E

Who are we now?

Superlatives, Pg. F-G

Where are we going?

Commitments, Pg. L

NEWS

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EASTSIDE

Auditorium repairs to affect all of next year ■ By Aine Pierre (‘20)

Eastside News Editor

The East auditorium will undergo significant structural repairs that will render it unusable throughout the 2019-2020 school year, according to Principal Dr. Dennis Perry.

The need for the repairs was identified after contractors fixing the auditorium’s roof noticed a large crack in one of the walls, according to Perry. The repairs are unaffiliated with the renovations that were proposed in last year’s defeated bond election.

Due to the length of the repairs, the auditorium will be unavailable to the groups that generally use it, such as the theater and music departments. However, both departments

having to run our concerts... in a different venue...,” said East instrumental music teacher Ms. Gia Walton.

“We have to do a lot more planning...in ordering the trucks and coordinating with the people over at West.”

Additionally, new concert formats will be created to create the lowest possible number of concerts necessary for relocation.

This will include a combined concert of groups like the Jazz Band, Voce, Belles and Stay Tuned, which, according to vocal teacher Ms. Heather Lockart, has never happened in East’s history.

“We’ve reworked our whole concert situation, one new thing we’re going to do is all the small groups and co-curricular groups... are going to do a concert

Danny Kahn (‘19)/ Eastside Art Director

have already put plans in place to adapt to and overcome this challenge.

“Whenever there is a problem, people rally to help each other,” said incoming theater director Mr. Pete Gambino.

The choral and instrumental music departments plan to relocate the concerts they would usually hold in the East auditorium to West’s new auditorium.

Trucks will be ordered to transport the instruments and equipment from East to West, similar to the way in which middle school students transport their instruments to concerts at the high schools.

“Basically, [the biggest impact the move has] is

together for the first time,” said Lockart.

The music department is also hoping to do more concerts out in the larger community and advises students to check the East music website for dates and locations of such supplemental concerts.

The theater department’s arrangements have not been finalized as of yet, but according to Perry and Gambino, the current plan is to use West’s old auditorium as a venue for all major performances throughout the year. “[West doesn’t] use [the old auditorium] for their shows,” said Gambino.

“Our shows take anywhere from eight to ten weeks to

June 2019

UPDATE ■ By Julia Langmuir (‘19)

East BOE Representative

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

The Little Theater will be the site of some East events. build, so we like the idea of using the old auditorium because we’d have eight to ten weeks in that room and not necessarily have to share the space.”

Gambino believes that the challenge of performing in a new theater and transporting equipment and costumes to West will be a good challenge for the theater department, one he believes he and his crew of actors and actresses will overcome.

“I think challenge breeds creativity, and...it gets everyone on their toes and excited and we all rally around each other,” said Gambino.

Gambino plans to hold as few practices at West as possible, but during Hell Week — a theater term for the week before a performance — he intends to get bussing from the district to bring students between the schools.

The music department and the theater department expressed their gratitude to West for opening their facilities when speaking with Eastside about the changes to their performance schedules.

Further, both the music and theater departments see the change as a way to rise above the adversity that they face and make their programs shine, maybe even brighter than they would under normal circumstances.

“One of the most important parts about being an educator is the ability to adjust to your surroundings and to make change if you need to make change,” said Lockart. “Instead of this being a terrible difficulty, we see it as an opportunity to showcase our students in other ways and perform in a different part of Cherry Hill that we’re not used to performing in.”

Courtesy of Crossway Photography

The theater department will put on plays in West’s old auditorium while the one at East is repaired.

Infographic by Defne Alpdogan (‘20)/ Eastside News Editor

As this school year comes to a close, the Board of Education (BOE) is preparing for its future plans. These include finalizing the full-day kindergarten curriculum, moving forward with construction projects at East, and continuing its goal of reformulating a Bond Referendum for the future of the school district.

Elementary students will no longer identify as an “AM” or “PM” kindergarten student, as the BOE will implement full-day kindergarten at each of the district elementary schools this fall. The committee that worked on the curriculum consisted of parents, teachers and administrators, who worked to create a system that focuses on social and emotional learning. The idea is that the system will prepare incoming kindergarten students with the skills they need to thrive in their remaining years in the district. The committee has worked to ensure a smooth transition into the kindergarten program by providing parents with information on how they can prepare their children for the kindergarten classroom and by meeting with local pre-schools to share more about this new program.

This shift into a new school year also brings a shift in student leadership throughout East, so BOE Alternate Representative Craig Robinson (‘19) and I will be passing on our responsibilities to Jacob Graff (‘20), the next BOE representative, and Kartik Pejavara (‘20), the next BOE alternate representative. Next year’s representatives will primarily be focusing on the changes to the bond referendum. The 2018 Bond was the primary focus of the school district this past year, and as the Board has gathered its data, created committees and worked with state legislators to seek additional funding for the schools, the 2019-2020 school year will hopefully bring a new, clear bond referendum with a much higher approval rating from the public.

I believe that this past year has taught the BOE how necessary it is to involve public voice in the decisions of the district, and I believe that the residents of Cherry Hill have realized how important it is for them to stay in touch with current events in the school district. As we continue to build a better bond, I hope that the Board will continue to work towards a more open dialogue with the public, and that the public will continue to seek ways in which they can become more involved with district policy.

Art by Sam Dayton (‘19)/ Eastside Art Director

June 2019

NEWS EASTSIDE

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East students rock and roll at senior prom

Allie Rosen (‘20)/ Eastside Staff

Calli Ungerleider (‘19), Kaela Segal (‘19), Ally Leomporra (‘19), Julia Verna (‘19) and Cassie Cuddihy (‘19) dance on the floor.

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Mitchell Donovan (‘19), Isaac Jean-Baptiste (‘19), Nick Gazzola (‘19), Marc Andre (‘19), Dante Gazzola (‘19), James Roberts (‘19), Alex Ucciferi (‘19) and Justin Azcona (‘19) pose together.

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Cherry Hill East held its senior prom at the Fillmore, a Philadelphia concert venue, for the first time in school history. In the middle of the evening, students take a quick break from dancing to pose for a large group shot.

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Jenna Ringold (‘19), Dani Lazarus (‘19), Brandon Weinstock (‘19), Omer Doar (‘19) and Dante Gazzola (‘19) crowd the stage.

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Students grab dessert from a table on the first floor.

FEATURES

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EASTSIDE

June 2019

New staff reflect on first year at East ■ By Karissa Murray (‘20)

Eastside Features Editor

■ By Sam Grossman (‘19) Eastside Features Editor

There are two things in this world that drive me crazy.

One, when there are breadcrumbs in the butter tub; and two, when I can’t decide on one single topic to finish out this column’s short but sweet run. So I’ll just do all of them.

I’ve been a scholar of this esteemed institution for four years now, and I think I’ve picked up on most of the do’s and don’ts of high school. So strap in because I’m about to drop a list.

DO flush the urinal if it was flushed before you used it. I think Cherry Hill East students can do more to embody the concept of “paying it forward.”

A bathroom-goer flushed the urinal before you, not knowing whom his random act of kindness would benefit, so you should do the same for the next person. And if the urinal was unflushed at the time you used it, then you can flush it, thereby starting a new cycle and making the world a better place, though of course you’re not obligated to. The same thing goes for every toilet stall in school, so boys and girls alike can and should partake in peeing it forward.

DON’T wear Airpods in class. Not only do Airpods look stupid, but it’s so easy to forget that you’re wearing them when — unlike traditional earbuds — there are no wires brushing against your face.

I’m baffled that so many people don’t realize how rude it is to listen to music while a teacher is trying to instruct. Wearing earbuds/Airpods is like saying “hey [insert person trying to speak to you here], I care more about listening to [insert generic rap/ pop song that sounds like every other song here] for the 57th time than you.”

It’s no better than being on your phone in class.

Wake-up call: earbuds are not an article of clothing you’re entitled to wear.

Stop being rude.

DO stick to one lunch table throughout the year.

During the first week of school, LB1 and LB2 are pretty much the Hunger Games in the cafeterias, except instead of fighting for your life, you’re fighting for a table. (Pro tip: tables near the courtyard doors tend to be colder, which is good in the spring but bad in winter, so choose wisely.) After that first week, it’s extremely disruptive to switch tables. If you do so, you take someone else’s table, which sets off a chain reaction of people being evicted from their tables and becoming tableless, and then the table-

less have no option but to turn to the hallways. And speaking of hallways…

DON’T sprint or wrestle in the hallways. The first “East Etiquette” I wrote way back in February was all about the hallways, so imagine my surprise when I observed some hooligans playing what looked like tag in the south C-wing hallway. Also, PDA is gross. Nobody — well, almost nobody — wants to see you making out with your boyfriend/girlfriend/ FWB on their way to class.

That’s why you won’t see me participating in PDA. DO your fair share of group work. Nobody likes a leech. I still remember my AP World History project partner who found zero primary source documents about the fall of the Ottoman Empire like he was supposed to, so I had to do it for him. Do you know how hard it is to find primary source documents about the fall of the Ottoman Empire? It’s about as hard as it is to prevent a slacker from slipping on a banana peel and falling down the stairs. On the topic of slipping...

DON’T let Cherry Hill High School East slip away. Seriously. For all the complaining — whether it be about administration, infrastructure, teachers, school policy, 1776 prom tickets or some other stuff people decide to make a stink about — we go to a darn good school. The assistant principals observe Fist Bump Friday; we get upwards of four fun dances every year, a monthly newspaper, amazing theater productions, a Disney trip…the list goes on and on and on. Not everyone is lucky enough to go to a school like ours. If you’re the type of person to come at 7:30, write your notes and leave at 2:30, the type of person to sit at home instead of attending dances, the type to avoid talking to anyone new, the type to let four years at Cherry Hill East fly by without seeking any sort of deeper meaning here — then you’re a FOOL. This is coming from a person who embodied such foolishness during his first half of high school, and I terribly regret it. I guess my mom was right when she nagged me to join a club (but don’t tell her I said that). Let not this opportunity pass, for it may not — no, it absolutely will not — come again.

That’s all I’ve got. Sorry to get sentimental. Thanks to everyone who encouraged me to write this column; it’s been fun and I’m glad people enjoyed it. I wish I’d started it earlier, though!

For every critique one can make of the Cherry Hill East student body, there are a hundred things to love. Don’t forget that.

Logo by Samantha Dayton (‘19)/ Eastside Art Director

“[In] Philadelphia and Camden, there were a number of different complications,” said Beatty. “I had a class that I just could not get a teacher for; I went through seven different teachers for one classroom. So that’s the degree of problems that sometimes schools face, and oftentimes

ily and really helps each other and takes care of each other, which I think is awesome, so it’s been a positive experience.”

Beatty had similar positive feelings about the collaborative environment that East offers. In the past, he felt there was an unhealthy amount of com-

Every year, staff come and go. Some will stay for just a little while before moving on, and some will stay for their entire careers. Whatever they plan on doing, it’s their initial experiences here that will make or break their future at East.

This year, the staff who joined had nothing but positive experiences. Mr. Ted Beatty joined East as an assistant principal this year. He previously worked in the Philadelphia and Camden school districts as a teacher, coach and assistant principal before joining the administrative team at East.

“By far, East is the best experience I’ve had in my professional career,” said Beatty.

“East is a unique environment with high expectations that don’t let up. Throughout the entire year there is constantly teachers always pushing students, students pushing students Karissa Murray (‘20)/ Eastside Features Editor [and] students pushing teachers. It’s a wonder- Keesler counsels a student in her office. ful environment that’s positive. It’s ongoingly init gets lost on the bigger petition between administeresting and it keeps you, community [where people] trators at his other schools. as an educator, very interare striving to constantly be East has offered an enviested in what’s going on.” successful. The frustrations ronment that fosters teamFor new science teacher and the hesitations and the work, which serves to help Mr. Daniel Klehamer, East walls that people hit in othbetter the community. has been a breath of fresh er communities, we often “If anything, I’ve felt that air from his past teachare fortunate that we don’t I’ve learned how to better ing experiences. Klehamer have to hit because we have work on a team and rely graduated from Rowan and such a great central office, more on my peers [here] worked at a charter school a great set of administrathan [at] any other place,” in Camden for three years tive people. Overall, it’s a Beatty said. prior to coming to East. great place.”

Above all, all the new At his previous school, he Mrs. Carli Keesler staff members agreed that felt that the environment joined East as a new guidtheir relationship with the wasn’t as conducive to ance counselor this year students was the best it has learning, and he believes after previously working ever been. Beatty talked that East is much better at Cherry Hill West and in about the power of the stuat setting students up for the East Brunswick School dent focus groups and his success, which in turn has District. She has loved the connections with the freshallowed him to accomplish way the other staff at East men Student Government more as a teacher. have welcomed her with Association, all of which “I can definitely do more; open arms. have pushed him to make I can spread my wings a bit “Everyone has been exEast the best that it can be. more,” Klehamer said. “I’m tremely welcoming and em“[They] continue to help able to teach things here braced me, which has been me think about and look at that I couldn’t teach before amazing,” said Keesler. “I how school should be differthis. I can actually teach. I can ask anybody anything ent. Students lose sight of don’t have to deal with as if I’m confused on somehow much voice they have many other issues. I don’t thing… I’ve noticed a lot in changing the school and really have to deal with disof my job experience in the the school community,” Becipline issues.” past has been very collaboratty said.

Beatty also commented ative… we all worked as a Keesler looks forward to on the lack of major disciteam and I felt coming here expanding her impact on plinary issues he has come was exactly the same. Evthe East community, but across this year. eryone operates as a famshe is happy with all the relationships that she has formed this year that have made her experience outstanding.

“I’ve had a great experience making connections with students,” Keesler said. “And I love that; that’s why I wanted to be a counselor. I wanted to work with the students and get to know them as people and not just what they look like on a computer screen, and that’s why I love the job Maddy Costello (‘20)/ Eastside Staff and I’ve loved this year.”

Klehamer helps Nicole Wolf (‘20) with her physics project.

FEATURES

June 2019

EASTSIDE

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East students work their magic on YouTube ■ By Samantha Roehl (‘20)

Eastside Features Editor

asts take issue with CardShuffler99 revealing how magicians do their tricks.

“Some people think that revealing tricks is sort of exposing magic, but in so many ways we’re sort of helping the art, if you see it in that way. You look at YouTube videos

cism is very relaxed.

“You gotta ignore the haters.

There are going to be a lot of haters out there, so you just have to keep doing what you’re doing,” said Schweitzer.

Of course, they are conscious about what tricks they can’t post.

The lights shine on the “America’s Got Talent” stage. A magician is performing a trick that, in a few weeks, will be revealed by CardShuffler99 on YouTube.

CardShuffler99, a channel started by Robert Schweitzer (‘20) and Adam Yu (‘19), focuses on both card trick tutorials and pulling back the curtain on how magicians on popular TV shows do their tricks.

“It’s something we’ve always been interested in. Ever since I was a kid I was always interested in doing magic tricks, card tricks, things like that,” said Schweitzer. “We started this because on YouTube we saw some[one] revealing magicians, and we noticed that they were getting views. And we noticed how magicians were doing these tricks, and we knew most of the time how they were doing them because we have a lot of experience with magic. And we came up with an idea to do some tricks and reveal magicians, which, three years later, brought us to today.”

Their channel is not just smoke and mirrors – they started the channel during Yu’s freshman year at East, have been growing steadily for the past three years and now have over 160,000 subscribers.

“100,000 subscribers is a huge milestone. It’s really exciting.

You get the YouTube plaque, which we have in [Adam’s] basement,” said Schweitzer. “We got really excited when we hit it; we were watching it live. When we hit 100,000 we were like, this is becoming something really serious now.”

The two do not pull explanations for how magic is done out of a hat. They use their knowledge of common practices in magic to figure out the tricks that they reveal. They used to go on YouTube themselves to figure out how magicians on TV did their tricks, but they were usually unable to find explanations for the exact tricks that they were curious about.

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor “We’d go on YouTube and Adam Yu (‘19) and Robert Schweitzer (‘20) play 52-card pickup. look up certain tricks, but you’d never actually find reveals or tutorials on the exact trick. But you and see people teaching card tricks, “Some of the tricks that a lot of would find different tricks and prinand nobody really complains about these magicians do on TV, there’s ciples that were very similar,” said that,” said Yu. “For us, it’s not necobviously a limit to what we can Yu. “Lots of people do very, very essarily about exposing or revealing say. So… if it’s a trick that they similar tricks. Even though the a specific person’s trick; it’s more so perform that people would actuexecution of the trick might be difjust teaching the principles behind ally have to buy it to learn it, we ferent, the principles behind the acit so that people can go ahead and wouldn’t be able to reveal it. So tual magic are very similar, so the create their own tricks off of it… we’re very mindful of that,” said Yu. more and more you do it, the more Lots of people see it as controver“You sort of just know [which tricks and more you get to see the same sial, but I don’t see it that way. I you’re not allowed to share]. I mean, tricks repeated again. So over time just see it as teaching a trick.” we’ve been doing it for a while, so it became a lot easier to reveal the Though they receive some critia lot of these magicians that go on tricks.” cism for revealing magicians’ tricks, the talent shows, we already know However, some magic enthusitheir mindset on dealing with critiwho they are before they perform.

So we know the big tricks that they sell… If it’s just a card trick where you just use a normal deck of cards, something like that, then they usually don’t sell it because it’s just a normal card trick. But if it involves some sort of gimmick where you’d actually have to purchase the gimmick itself, like a trick card or a trick box, then it’s sort of obvious that we can’t really reveal how it works.”

During their time as YouTubers, they have received both positive and negative responses from some of the magicians whose tricks they have revealed, such as Mat Franco, Tom London and Chris Ramsay and Shin Lim and Rob Lake’s management companies.

Despite some odd experiences due to their YouTube channel, such as a parody channel in which the creator has a screenshot of CardShuffler99 in the background while sticking his feet in the video and screaming, the two see their YouTube channel as a business.

“I think it’s really cool because with YouTube, you start with just making a couple videos and it turns into a whole business,” said Yu. “So we have a couple different sources of revenue at the moment. One, obviously we have ad revenue and that’s the bulk of our revenue, and that we would get anywhere from one to five thousand dollars a month. It really depends on how many views we get. We’ve also gotten sponsorship deals…on top of that, we’re part of the Amazon Affiliate program. We have sort of our own webpage on Amazon where, if people use our link, and they purchase anything through Amazon, we would get a portion of that revenue. We do get a decent amount from there. I’d say all time we [made] a little over 75,000 [dollars].”

The channel is under one of their parent’s names due to YouTube rules that prohibit minors from receiving money. And no, IRS, they’re not doing any sleight of hand. They pay income tax.

Next year, Yu will be going to The College of New Jersey. Their plan for next year is for Yu to come back to Cherry Hill from time to time and “spam record” videos, when they record 5 to 10 videos at a time and space out their uploads.

“At this point, we don’t necessarily have a passion for magic,” said Yu. “That’s not really our thing anymore. Obviously we used to. We used to enjoy it for sure. But at this point it’s just kind of keeping up with our business. It’s like a job; it’s a great job for any teenager. I think YouTube is just a cool platform to be on. Obviously, it would have been nice to have a different type of channel with this number of subscribers. But either way I’m happy with it, being able to have a large following and being able to have a platform to share our thoughts and knowledge.”

Explained: East graduation speech selection ■ By Asa Williams (‘20)

Eastside Staff

Graduation speeches can leave a class of confused seniors full of hope for their future in a new environment. Depending on the delivery of these speeches, they can invoke many emotions as students look back at their high school experiences. Graduation speech selection is an extensive process that the faculty take seriously.

“Right now… you have a deadline to hand in your speech,” said Ms. Debbie Barr, East’s Secretary of Activities. “There is a strict deadline and when you turn it in, you cannot put your name on the speech, but instead put a number on it so that

each faculty member can identify which speech it is [without knowing whose it is].”

There are three different speech categories that each student can choose to write for: the opening, the closing and the senior address.

The opening speech is a welcome to everyone that is attending the ceremony, the closing is a final goodbye to the seniors, and the senior address is a lighthearted speech that addresses relatable events and occurences from the past four years.

Several English and public speaking teachers, and often the class advisers, then read the speeches and pick a top three in each category.

“It’s not a biased process because the teachers do not know which

students they are evaluating,” said Barr.

The speeches have to be inclusive, meaning that they can’t reflect on the individual experience of the student who wrote it but instead the class as a whole and events that have happened at East.

“The speeches are usually all pretty similar. Students pick things that everyone in the class can relate to such as Mr. East, senior trip, etc.,” said Barr.

Students have to be comfortable in front of an audience in order to be chosen in the final process. The final three students for each speech must present their speeches to the panel in order for the teachers to make their decision. The committee

makes decisions based on the delivery of the speech and the speech itself.

“Since you’re talking in front of thousands of people, they have to make sure you’re good in that setting,” said Barr.

Once students are selected to speak, they work with Mr. Tom Weaver and Mrs. Heather Vaughn before graduation in order to work on their delivery. One valedictorian, the senior class president and the SGA president also make speeches.

As seniors move on from their high school experiences, the speeches made each year by students emphasize the student experience and unite the senior class one last time.

COMMUNITY

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EASTSIDE

June 2019

Summer reviews: the best places to eat your favorite treats this summer break

Battle of açai: Frutta Bowls or Playa Bowls?

■ By Karissa Murray (‘20) Eastside Features Editor

Playa Bowls: Walking into Playa Bowls was like walking straight into summer, which heavily contrasted with the feel of Frutta Bowls. The walls were decorated with palm trees and ocean views. The walls and floors were lined with driftwood, and the table tops were colorful surfboards. The store was lit with fairy lights and dangling light bulbs, creating a warm feeling that went great with the summer vibe.

The music was fun and upbeat, which added to the fun, laidback environment. There were plenty of tables, as the store itself was pretty large and could accommodate many people.

The menu offered dozens of bowls with different bases ranging from coconut to pitaya, as well as oatmeal and chia pudding. There wasn’t any savory options like the toast that Frutta Bowls had to offer, unfortunately. If you aren’t in the mood for a bowl, though, you could get a smoothie or a juice, and there were plenty of options with those, too.

The service was quick and very friendly, and in my opinion, much better than Frutta Bowls. I was

even offered a loyalty card there (if you go on Tuesdays, you’ll get a double stamp). My order was ready almost immediately, which would be great for anyone in a rush. If you were planning to sit in, you could hop on the free WiFi while you eat.

I ordered the Nutella açai bowl, which cost 11 dollars. This may seem like a lot of money, but the portion was fairly generous and so filling. The Frutta bowl was a few dollars cheaper, but I got less food.

The soft texture of the Nutella, banana and strawberry blended great with the crunchiness of the coconut and granola. I even got to eat it with a biodegradable spoon!

Frutta Bowls: When I first walked into Frutta Bowls, the first thing that jumped out at me was the cozy atmosphere. The exposed brick and hanging light bulbs gave the place a comfortable, warm feel, like that of a friend’s cool basement.

This feeling was only increased with the big leather couches and board games they had available, along with a TV playing “The Office.” There weren’t many tables, which may be an issue if a large group walked in, but there were plenty of stools at a bar for one or two people to sit at. Playa Bowls was much larger, so they could definitely support bigger groups.

Karissa Murray (‘20)/ Eastside Features Editor

Playa Bowls (left) and Frutta Bowls (right) both sell their takes on a Nutella Bowl or, as Frutta Bowls calls it, a Frutella Bowl.

The menu itself was much more extensive than I initially thought it would be. In addition to the bowls, they also offered smoothies and toast, which both looked delicious, although not cheap. The bowls were offered in two sizes, small and regular. The small bowl was $8.49 — which was a bit expensive for the amount that you get, in my opinion — and the regular bowl was $9.99.

The bowl I purchased was their classic Frutella bowl. The açai at the bottom didn’t have that much flavor, and it was overpowered by the awesome peanut butter and Nutella combo. I really enjoyed the peanut butter, which was unfortunately missing from Playa Bowls’ version of the Nutella bowl, although you could add it in for fifty cents (something which I didn’t realize until afterwards). The combination of those flavors, along with the fresh sliced banana and coconut shavings, was delicious. Although it was small and relatively expensive, the bowl was pretty filling.

Overall, Frutta Bowls was perfect for a quick bite with a friend.

The prices are not cheap, though, and if you’re looking for a lot of food for the price point, it probably would be best to go somewhere else. Despite that, the sweet but not overwhelming flavor and amazing texture of the Frutta Bowl is one that would beat frozen yogurt or ice cream any day.

Why I chose Playa Bowls: Overall, I enjoyed Playa Bowls more because of the atmosphere, and I felt that the food itself was more for your money. If you ever need a little bit of summer and want a refreshing, sweet treat, Playa Bowls is the perfect place to go. As for flavor, Frutta Bowls wasn’t far behind Playa Bowls, but the great service, exceptional decor and overall experience of Playa Bowls made them the winner.

Battle of water ice: Cherry’s or Diane’s?

■ By Sophia Sitnick (‘20) Eastside Online Editor

Diane’s: Calendars list March 20 as the first official day of spring, but true South Jersey water ice aficionados and ice cream connoisseurs use a different source to confirm the change of seasons.

Each March, this South Jersey girl — yours truly — marks the arrival of spring at the opening of Diane’s Water Ice, located on Evesham Road in Voorhees.

Conveniently located near East, Diane’s is a hot spot for East students to get their water ice fix.

An added perk of visiting Diane’s is that you will likely run into a friendly face in line or while chilling on the benches outside the shop.

For more than 26 years, Diane’s has been a favorite South Jersey destination. Diane’s specializes in gourmet homemade water ice, but it also offers other delicious products. In addition to its vast water ice menu, Diane’s serves gelati, soft serve ice cream, dip top cones, glacier shakes and sugar-free desserts. A countertop menu board lists the current featured flavors.

The friendly employees at Diane’s were happy to offer menu

suggestions. Employee Kendyl Sunkett explained that Diane’s makes its own water ice in-house and takes pride in offering unique and seasonal flavors. The combinations of flavors and options are only as limited as a customer’s imagination. Recently, Sunkett said she prepared a treat that included almost everything in the store: “a cone dip, water ice, ice cream, sprinkles [and] graham cracker [combination] . . .” If you dream it, they can make it.

Diane’s water ice has a “just right” firm texture that is not slushy. It pairs nicely in a gelati (soft serve layered with water ice) without blending, so that each dessert can be enjoyed separately.

Cherry’s: Another local staple — Cherry’s Ice Cream & Water Ice, located on Haddonfield Road in Cherry Hill — competes with Diane’s when it opens its doors for business every summer.

Cherry’s is well worth the drive across town for its menu of varied treats. With its placement on Haddonfield Road, Cherry’s was bustling, even on an overcast Monday afternoon. While we were in line, each of the customers ahead of us ordered something different: a cup of vanilla soft serve, a milkshake, a chocolate gelati cone and a hot fudge sundae. Cherry’s offers many decadent choices, and the large portions make it a great value.

According to owner Lisa Moho-

Sophia Sitnick (‘20)/ Eastside Online Editor

Cherry-vanilla gelatis at Diane’s (left) and Cherry’s (right).

llen, her mother Carol Mohollen started the business more than 20 years ago.

“It is solely run by family, three generations of family. It is just a Cherry Hill staple,” Lisa Mohollen said.

Cherry’s is an old-fashioned ice cream stand. At the walk-up window, we were greeted by the bubbly Dina Murphy, who provided samples of the mystifying water ice flavor “Tigersblood.” Murphy explained that this flavor is difficult to describe; you just have to try it for yourself. We sampled it and thought it was part fruit punch, part passion fruit. Seeking the traditional, I ordered the cherry water ice with vanilla gelati. The water ice texture was on the slushy side, which is not my preference, but since it had chunks of fruit, it still paired nicely with the creamy vanilla soft serve in the gelati.

The daily specials menu features discounted pricing for items, such as Milkshake Monday. As it was Monday, I ordered a cookies and cream milkshake, which was delicious, thick and huge.

New to Cherry’s this year is the Dole Whip, a pineapple soft serve which is non-dairy, vegan-friendly and gluten, fat and cholesterolfree. It tastes just like the Disney treat and is a great option for those interested in a healthier dessert.

Why I chose Diane’s: With so many delectable options, you really cannot go wrong at either place. If you are in the mood for a rich dessert, head to Cherry’s to indulge in an over-the-top ice cream sundae. For those craving a specialty water ice, grab a cup of coconut chocolate chunk at Diane’s. As the water ice obsessed fan that I am, my vote is for Diane’s. While tough to select a winner, Diane’s proximity to East makes it the convenient choice. No matter where you choose to get your warm weather treats, one thing is certain — when spring arrives in South Jersey, the local dessert options will keep you cool.

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Battle of boardwalks: Ocean City or Wildwood?

■ By Giana Maccarella (‘20) Eastside News Editor

Ocean City: The Ocean City boardwalk is a place where many South Jersey residents spent their summers throughout their childhood.

The boardwalk stretches for almost 2.5 miles filled with food, fun and shopping. Some people believe that if you’ve been to one boardwalk, you’ve been to them all; however, Ocean City’s boardwalk offers an experience unlike any other in New Jersey.

Ocean City is the best place for the whole family to enjoy the boardwalk. With the absence of tram cars, boardwalk games and smoking or alcohol, it has a much calmer atmosphere than other places. For the thrill-seekers, Ocean City’s boardwalk has not one, but two amusement parks. There are some risky roller coasters or soaring doubleshots, but there are plenty of calmer rides for younger children, or for those who don’t want to lose their lunch.

In addition, there is also a waterpark right on the boardwalk open during the day. Of course you have your classic mini-golf courses scattered throughout, but one of Ocean City’s crown jewels is the Music Pier, which offers concerts throughout the year ranging in artists for

all ages across all genres.

The Ocean City boardwalk would not be complete without the iconic restaurants that keep customers coming back year after year.

It doesn’t matter what day you go; you’re bound to see a line wrapping around the corner for Manco & Manco’s Pizza, which is probably the most popular place on the boardwalk. If you want a snack to balance out all the pizza, then you can find salvation at Johnson’s Popcorn, which serves warm and gooey caramel corn that you’ll never be able to get enough of. For dessert, Polish Water Ice or Kohr Brothers has whatever custard your heart desires.

Every summer, millions of people flock to the Ocean City boardwalk for the one-of-a-kind experience that truly can’t be beat, except the experience at the Wildwood boardwalk that just might beat it.

Wildwood: Wildwood is notorious for its distinct sounds ona warm summer night. Its anthem, “Wildwood Days,” can be heard over the loudspeaker and the mouths of many passersby walking down the boardwalk. The song’s catchy chorus, which is constantly stuck in my head, repeats, “Oh those Wildwood days, wild, wild Wildwood days,” which describes both the overall vibe and some of the rides on the Wildwood boardwalk.

These wild rides are located all along the boardwalk of Wildwood’s infamous Morey’s Piers and Water Parks. The boardwalk is divided into three piers, each sectioned off by an amusement park or a water park. The three piers are Surfside Amusement Pier, Mariner’s Amusement Pier and Adventure Amusement Pier. The two water parks are Ocean Oasis Water Park

Courtesy of Redbubble and Giana Maccarella (‘20)/ Eastside News Editor

Ocean City (left) and Wildwood (right) both provide visitors with a plethora of different summer activites.

& Beach Club and Raging Waters Water Park. Mariner’s Amusement Pier and Ocean Oasis Water Park & Beach Club are geared towards younger children and families, whereas Surfside Amusement Pier and Raging Waters Water Park are geared towards teenagers and adults. Adventure Amusement Pier is geared towards adventurous people, unlike myself, with its Xtreme rides living up to the Wildwood name.

Just outside of the convention center is Wildwood’s own Hollywood sign. Thousands of people pose for pictures in front of the sign before walking or riding along the boardwalk. With such a long boardwalk and so much to do, I would suggest sticking for one more ride — the tram car, whose famous sounds can be heard along the boardwalk. These trams ride up and down the boardwalk, warning others to watch out with its repetition of “watch the tram car, please.”

To escape the sounds, the Wildwood boardwalk offers many boardwalk staple stores where people can eat and escape, such as Fudge Kitchen, Kohrs Bros and Polish Water Ice. Wildwood has its own icons as well: Mac’s Pizza and Sam’s. Just like Philly cheesesteak fans, you’re either a Mac’s pizza person or a Sam’s; you just can’t be both. But no matter which pizza person you are, everyone, including myself, is a Wildwood person.

Why I chose Wildwood: Overall, Wildwod has a better environment; it’s more exciting and energetic. There’s more to do that appeals to all people. As a teenager it’s more fun to go to the Wildwood boardwalk with friends than the Ocean City boardwalk because there are rides and activities for all ages instead of just children. The atmosphere is just more entertaining.

Battle of amusement parks: Six Flags or Hershey Park?

■ By Ilana Arougheti (‘19) Eastside Editor-in-Chief

Six Flags: While some of my rankings are clear – Clementon Park is always skippable, but Dorney Park has my whole heart – the biggest battle for East students’ attention and admission when it comes to amusement parks has to be between Six Flags Great Adventure and Hershey Park.

Between the summer camp circuit, the music performance circuit (not to brag, but you’re looking at a washed-up third-chair clarinetist) and a general refusal to let go of summer until my down jacket is hauled out of the garage, I’ve spent my fair share of time at amusement parks in the New Jersey and Philadelphia area.

However, I find that Six Flags provides a more unique, more intense and ultimately more worthwhile rider experience for a summer outing.

Kingda Ka, North America’s tallest roller coaster and one of the park’s crown jewels, is closed down frequently enough for me to skip the ride without feeling lame, but it does capture the essence of Six Flags’ superior approach to roller coasters; each one focuses on a different sort of thrill. Green Lantern keeps you on your feet, and Superman keeps

you on your stomach. Skull Mountain runs entirely in the dark, and Batman runs entirely backwards in the summer. Every experience is a standout in its individual ride category; I can run around all day without the fatigue of getting flung in the same three directions over and over.

Even Six Flags’ more midwaystyle attractions are superior. My favorites, the swings, go a full 40 miles an hour, and the rocking pirate boat nearly flips over its axis.

Besides, at Six Flags, the superhero theme is not only cohesive, with each included ride hinting at the personality of its namesake, but it makes for some great cape-based photo ops.

Hershey Park: The two parks are similarly priced – Six Flags single-day tickets cost about 80 dollars and Hershey single-day tickets will set you back 70, with great discounts and package deals coming out of both fronts – and similarly sized. However, the experience at Hershey Park contrasts vividly with that offered by its New Jersey neighbor.

In comparison to Six Flags, Hershey’s smaller lineup of flagship coasters, including Fahrenheit, Skyrush, Sidewinder and Storm Runner, give me less spills and thrills and more déjà vu. Also, their primary wooden offering – The Comet – manages to hurt my upper back yet still feel slow. Six

Courtesy of Six Flags Great Adventure’s and Hershey Park’s Facebook pages

Six Flags (left) and Hersey Park (right) display their park themes,

Flags’ El Toro would never.

In addition, while Hershey hits all the summer bucket list necessities, from a vomitrocious claw ride to an adorable set of whirling teacups, it still hasn’t quite caught onto the trend of intensity. Themewise, the candy-based height markers at Hershey are cute, but I feel that the park could really ham up its branding if the rides shared a similar connection.

Though I find Six Flags’ rides superior, I concede that Hershey Park has a slight edge for the experience of those who aren’t so into big rides. Hershey’s kiddiestyle elements are more spread out throughout the park, while Six Flags isolates its heavy hitters into the corners of the park, with its midway and kiddie rides occupying their own clustered districts near the middle. This made my queasier friends more likely to wait on a bench and less likely to explore their surroundings upon taking shifts to watch bags – or upon chickening out of the admittedly-too-intense Joker ride.

In addition, the dining and shopping at Six Flags has nothing on the commercial gluttony of Hershey’s Chocolate World. It’s hard to top chocolate bars the size of small children, and there’s no better way to cap off a world of fun – and inspire impulse buying – than with a gentle interactive tour of the chocolate-making process.

Why I chose Six Flags: Although both parks are great choices for a fun day out with family or friends, Six Flags is my clear winner in this battle of amusement parks. Its rides are overall more special, its marketing is more successful, and its frequent new rides and offerings constantly provide an upgraded experience.

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Eastside names Mr. Thomas Weaver “Person of the Year”

Mr. Tom Weaver has During Weaver’s 150Education and community and energy to his position been an integral part of the plus shows at East, he has leaders to put on the show. and his students. He lends Cherry Hill East commucreated a program that alUltimately, the producthem not only his techninity for 42 years. The work lows casting to be decided tion led to a visit from the cal knowledge, but also and care he has put into by a committee rather than play’s original Broadway his infectious passion and the theater department — an individual person, thus lead, Brian Stokes Mitchconstant mentorship. This of which he has been the allowing more students to ell, and earned the departextreme care even extends director since 2008 — along interact with the department the “Courage in Theto alumni, as Weaver frewith his work advising ment and experience the ater” award, a testament quently attends the perforMime Company since 1977, shows at East. He also esto Weaver’s work in the demances of former students, his impact on students tablished Lab Theater to partment. and these former students through teaching classes come back to visit such as Public Speaking, him just as often.

Broadcasting and LivDespite all his treing Theater and his conmendous efforts tribution to organizing and accomplisheach class’s graduation ments, however, speeches all make him he never refers to thoroughly deserving of his job as “work”; Eastside’s Person of the he arrives at East Year award for the 2018each morning 2019 school year. excited to “go to Because his job is to school.” create productions that Walking into appear seamless and to D-Wing, it is imhelp his students own possible not to the spotlight, many may hear praise ring not realize how much out for the accare and attention goes claimed drama diinto Weaver’s daily disrector. The door to plays of mentorship. He Weaver’s office is is often at school late always open to all into the night — for students, and he class, then rehearsal, is willing to lend then stage crew, even a helping hand to coming in early Saturanyone that needs day mornings to check in it.

Even before on his cast and crew and taking over as lead hours of rehearsal. director Aine Pierre (‘20)/ Eastside News Editor theater Weaver chooses produc- Surrounded by memorabilia from the theater department he has in 2008, Weaver tions that he knows will helped shape, Weaver reflects on his time at East. managed everybe ambitious, reflecting thing that hapboth a strong belief in pened behind the the skill of his students and allow more freshmen in Weaver creates a place scenes for many years and a constant excitement to the productions. While the for thespians of all skill really set the stage, both throw his own energy into actual show carries exlevels and maintains a literally and figuratively, pulling it all off. Who else treme importance, Weaver constant standard of excelfor what stage crew does could have brought a live believes that the produclence and pride for even the before and during produchorse to the set of “The Mution value is also key to the youngest of freshmen. The tions. The impact he has sic Man,” designed a stagetheater department and cohesion of his department had at East will last for sized trapdoor for “It’s a the organization of tickets is admirable, and few teachmany years to come.

Wonderful Life” and wranand programs add the final ers can make the theater Through the years, gled nearly 80 students of technical touch to the show. seem so real, but he knows Weaver has given his all to all levels through the comOne of Weaver’s recent all the secret ingredients of every department he has plex motions of “Fiddler on notable accomplishments success and he’s unafraid been involved in. His work, the Roof”? Weaver places was his handling of the to share them. Before every be it in theater or mime or a great deal of trust in his “Ragtime” controversy durshow, he quotes Vince Lomhis classes, has enriched students by putting them ing the 2016-2017 school bardi to his cast, saying, the East experience for into intense leadership poyear. Debate over the usage “What I had, I gave. What I countless students and othsitions within the departof certain language in the kept, I lost forever.” Indeed, er visitors to East. Eastside ment, thereby encouraging play divided the communihe brings this philosophy to congratulates Mr. Weaver them to gain respect and ty; however, he and the theall the projects he embarks on being Person of the Year responsibility along with ater department persisted, on, aiming to give one hunand wishes him a happy retheir passion. working with the Board of dred percent of his time tirement.

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Seeing Double: The Senior Twins of East Anthony and Alexa Fiore

Q: How would you describe your twin?

Anthony: Ladies go first.

Alexa: No, you go first.

Anthony: No, you’re going first.

Alexa: Anthony is much louder than me, and he is more outgoing... He really likes baseball, that’s all he talks about. So then I’m a closeted sports fan because of him.

Anthony: Alexa is very quiet unless she’s with her friends; then she’s like super loud. She would describe me as loud, energetic... Alexa is a closeted jokester, but people don’t know it, though, because if she’s in a class, she’s normally quiet and doesn’t really say anything. But she’ll slip a few jokes in there, but you gotta be pay-

ing attention.

Alexa: I’m more organized than he is. He kinda does whatever he wants.

Anthony: I’m definitely way more athletic, and I have the funnier jokes too.

Alexa: No, no.

Anthony: Yeah, yeah.

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Alexa: I probably would win [a verbal fight] and he would win [a physical fight].

Anthony: That’s just because you know more words than me.

Alexa: Physical, obviously, he would win.

Anthony: That’s because I’m 175 pounds and she’s not… 175 pounds.

Nick and Dante Gazzola

Q: How would you describe your twin and how would your twin describe you?

Dante: He’d probably say I’m a pain in his [butt] because we don’t let each other get away with anything. We don’t let each other get away with anything because we’re super competitive, and we make each other put a lot of effort into everything just to compete with each other. You can’t ever have a bad day, a lax day, ‘cause the other guy is going to get ahead.

Nick: Just a pain in my [butt].

Q: Why are you the superior twin?

Nick: I got a better SAT score.

Dante: I got 1st-team All-Conference twice, Nick’s been 2nd-team All-Conference once...

Nick: Twice...

Dante: And my bench press is better.

Nick: Only by ten pounds though.

Q: Who’d win in a fight?

Dante: Me, because Nick has no hands.

Nick: Probably him, but I’ll punch him harder.

Elizabeth and Michael Massaro Q: How would you describe your twin and how would your twin describe you?

Elizabeth: I would describe my twin as energetic, outgoing and... compassionate. My twin would probably describe me as funny, athletic and determined.

Michael: I would say myself, I’m outgoing, friendly, helpful. I would say for my sister [that] she’s athletic, a strong worker, compassionate, respectful to other people.

Q: Why are you the superior twin?

Elizabeth: I’m more athletic, more outgoing and more competitive.

Michael: I was born first.

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Elizabeth: Michael would win in a physical fight now, maybe not when we were little, and I would probably win in a verbal fight because I’m quick at coming back with things.

Justin and Zach Meyers Q: How would you describe your twin?

Zach: I can’t say this without cursing. Justin is a very nice kid, he’s very handsome, very cute, very endearing to my heart... I can’t do this.

Justin: Zach, he’s a...fun kid. He does what he wants, he’s outgoing, sometimes a little too much.

Q: Why are you the superior twin?

Zach: Well, how am I not?

Justin: I am more athletic than you.

Zach: False.

Justin: I am better than you in every sport.

Zach: False.

Justin: Except maybe hitting a baseball.

Hockey, football, basketball, you name it. I can beat you up in any fight.

Zach: False again. Also, my name is Zach, not Justin, so...

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Zach: If it’s an even fight I will win, but Justin attacks me a lot randomly.

Justin: I win every fight. Let’s say it’s an even fight. I always win. Zachary never wins.

Zach: He just always attacks me.

Caryn and Lauren Petrone

Q: Why are you the superior twin?

Caryn: I’m the superior twin because I’m the older one, and though I’m short, I’m very mighty.

Lauren: Obviously I’m taller. And I’m louder than her, so that makes me more superior. I can just talk right over her.

Q: How would you describe your twin?

Lauren: Caryn is shorter, obviously.

She’s definitely very creative and trustworthy and outgoing.

Caryn: Thanks, Lauren! Lauren is a huge leader in everything she does. She’s always willing to step up, she’s so nice

Josh and Drew Pollack

Q: How would you describe your twin? How would your twin describe you?

Drew: He’s funny, just a nice kid.

Josh: Kind, nice. In private he would describe me as annoying.

Q: Why are you the superior twin?

Josh: I’m older by 11 minutes, and I’m also much bigger and stronger than him.

Drew: I’m better than him at everything.

Q: Who’d win in a fight?

Josh: Me.

Drew: Probably him.

Josh: I’m just...

Drew: Fatter.

Josh: Stronger.

Drew: You’re also fatter [than me].

Q: How do you guys bond?

Josh: We have the same friends, we watch TV together, we bond over sports.

Drew: 2K too...I’m better.

Q: Where do you see your twin in five years?

Josh: He’ll hopefully be done college.

Drew: He’ll have a good job after college.

and kind.

Q: What impact has being twins had on your lives?

Lauren: I think that it gives you someone to talk to and a built-in friend. If you’re bored or you’re lonely, you always have someone to talk to or someone to make you laugh or someone to go out and eat with or go on an adventure with.

Caryn: It’s just nice having someone the same age as you because you’re going through the same things at the same times. I feel like it’s nice growing up side by side with someone.

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Twins share insights about their wombmates Evan and Greg Rothkoff

Q: How would you describe your twin? How would your twin describe you?

Evan: He would probably say I’m obnoxious… I would say Greg is obnoxious.

Greg: I would say Evan is a great person. He’s honestly one of the greatest people I’ve ever met. I’ve been honored to be with him since the womb. Evan would describe me as hardworking, determined... and strong.

Evan: I would say he’s hardworking, that is true. Motivated is something I do have to say, I’ll give him that.

Greg: Why? Why am I motivated?

Evan: Because you do homework 24/7 and go to the gym every day.

Greg: I don’t do any homework. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Evan: Do you make work for yourself? I’m confused

what you do all the time then…

Greg: I go to the gym; that’s what I do.

Evan: Who sits down and does their homework at a table, though? He sits down and does homework.

Greg: Okay, just go to the next question.

Q: Do you guys have twin telepathy?

Evan: No. Greg: Yes. Evan: I don’t believe in superstition.

Greg: Sometimes, Evan and I...we finish each other’s…

Evan: Sandwiches. No, not even, because he only eats whole wheat bread and I hate whole wheat bread. He only eats healthy, and I can’t take it because it tastes so bad.

Roni and Lexi Schaffer

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Lexi: This is the biggest debate.

Roni: That’s probably one of the biggest questions we get asked; even our parents are curious. I think it would depend, because right now, obviously because of my arm I’m at a disadvantage. In a perfect storm I think I could win, but I think Lexi could beat me up.

Lexi: It would be a fight for the ages. I think it would depend on the day.

Q: As identical twins, how do you make sure that people can differentiate between you two?

Lexi: Already, to start, we have different clothing styles, that kind of thing. But when we play soccer wearing the same uniform, I will always wear a headband… so with coaches and recruiting, [we tell them] Lexi has the headband.

Roni: We... try to change up our styles a little bit.

Hannah and Daniella Schreiber Q: How would your twin describe you?

Daniella: Oh god. She’d describe me as annoying.

Hannah: No, no.

Daniella: You used to describe me as way too relaxed, but now the tables have really turned.

Hannah: Oh okay, because throughout high school, I was the one doing all the very AP/H classes, and I was always really stressed out. I didn’t sleep at all, always up to three in the morning, and she was always in her bed, watching Netflix with the lights off.

Daniella: By like 10 p.m.

Hannah: And now that it’s senior year, all the AP

Lexi’s style is more bohemian and Urban Outfitters style, and mine is more minimalist and chic.

Lexi: There are countless mornings where we’ve woken up and we’re wearing the same color and it’s like, ‘I was dressed first. You have to go change’... Stuff like that so people won’t get confused... especially with teachers, though, sometimes it can get annoying.

Roni: I have to interject – this is the most annoying part ever. Lexi will have teachers who should know... that she has a twin sister that looks exactly like her, but in the hallway they’ll address me as her. I have to... act like I know them so Lexi isn’t seen as not being polite.

Lexi: I see Roni’s math teacher and she’s so nice and she’s like, ‘Roni, why aren’t you saying hi?’ and I’m like, ‘I’m actually Lexi.’

Roni: Sometimes I don’t have the guts. They call me Lexi and I say hello.

classes have relaxed, and I’m more chilled out and she’s the one stressed out.

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Daniella: Me. Hannah: I don’t know, she’s physically probably stronger than me, but I can be pretty vicious, so I don’t know.

Daniella: Verbally, you’d win.

Hannah: Yeah, I’d win.

Daniella: She wants to be a writer, so she’s really good with words. I’d win physically though.

John and Luke Shin Q: How would your twin describe you?

Luke: My twin is tall and doesn’t look like me. People have said that he looks like the “mailman.” He would probably describe me as annoying and never being at home.

John: Luke would probably describe me as the best brother in the world and the coolest guy he’s ever met. I’m super supportive, always there for him. Can you write this entire thing in asterisks to note

sarcasm?

Why are you the better twin?

John: I’m much better looking.

Luke: I’m better looking.

John: I’m taller.

Luke: I’m cuter.

John: I’m definitely a higher class rank.

Luke: But I’m smarter.

John: But I’m a higher class rank.

Perky and Percy Tse

Q: How would you describe your twin and how would she describe you?

Percy: She would say that I’m perky. Everybody says that I’m more perky than she is.

Perky: I think Percy is more like a mom to me. She always tells me what to do, but, yeah, she’s perky. I think we should switch our names.

Q: Have you ever tried to convince people that you’re each other?

Percy: We did that freshman year. I went to her class.

Perky: She went to my science class.

Percy: And I sat in her seat and nobody noticed.

Perky: Except the teacher.

Percy: The teacher thought that there was a differ-

ence. She could tell something was wrong, but she couldn’t tell right away. And [Perky] was hiding in the back of the class… And then later, she popped up from the back and was like, “I’m here!”

Q: Who would win in a fight?

Percy: Probably Perky.

Perky: Me. Percy: She’s more aggressive.

Perky: Thank you.

Q: What’s your favorite thing about your twin?

Percy: She’s always there.

Perky: [Percy’s] always encouraging me. [She’s] like my mentor.

Renee and Rachel Wimmer

Q: How would you describe your twin?

Rachel: She’s very… do I have to say good things?

Renee: Don’t do me dirty.

Rachel: She’s very caring, but she’s also very uptight.

She’s quiet. She’s very funny; she has a very good sense of humor. She has nice hair.

Renee: She doesn’t do much. She’s not that quiet.

She’s nice most of the time, when she tries. She’s very outgoing. She likes music a lot; she’s always listening to music. [She] has nice hair.

Q: Do you guys have twin telepathy?

Rachel: I think we think the same, but I can’t tell what she’s thinking. But we have the same mindset.

And sometimes I can tell what she’s thinking about in a certain situation, but I don’t think I can read her mind.

Renee: What do you think I’m thinking right now?

Rachel: I just said I can’t read your mind.

Renee: Just give me a guess.

Rachel: I don’t know, I can’t read your mind. Food?

Cheez-its?

Renee: I was thinking about chicken nuggets, but okay.

Rachel: I said food!

Q: What are your favorite and least favorite things about your twin?

Rachel: My favorite thing is that she’s really funny and she puts fun into every situation, when she’s not mad. She can always make me laugh.

Renee: My least favorite thing about you is that you’re really bossy and you act like the older sibling when I was born first. My favorite thing about you is how we bond over music.

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Photos by Jiseon Lee (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor, Nafessa Jaigirdar (‘19)/ Eastside Editor-in-Chief and Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor Layout by Nafessa Jaigirdar (‘19)/ Eastside Editor-in-Chief, Sophia Liang (‘19)/ Eastside Editor-in-Chief and Aine Pierre (‘20)/ Eastside News Editor

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SUPERLATIVES

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Most Ambitious, Most Inspirational and Most Likely To Become U.S. President: Lucas Semon Julia Langmuir

Most Likely To Succeed: Michael Ryan Sophia Liang

Best Personality and Most Likely To Save The World: Michael Ryan Abbrielle Lindberg

Most Likely To Possess Random Knowledge: Kyle Krell Shir Goldfinger

Most Likely To Host a Talk Show: Seth Treiman Zoe Culver

Biggest TV/Movie Fanatic: Jon Cohen Hannah Schreiber

Biggest Heartthrob: Charlie Hess Julia Benedetto

Most Likely To Invent Something Unusual and Most Tech-Savvy: Dimitri Fifis Caylin Payne

Best Laugh: Hoon Kim Rachel Mirsen

Most Politically Savvy: Aden Savett Ish Panwar

Most Artistic: Jack Quarry Haley Lopez

Best To Bring Home to Mom and Dad and Most Positive: Michael Ryan Cassie Cuddihy

Class Clown: Brandon Weinstock Ally Leomporra

Most Avid Gamer: Gladwin An Marina Shi Most Likely To Take Gym Seriously/Go “All Out”: Jared Garfinkle Julianne Calalo

Most Outgoing: Matt Lee Bay Wilson Most Involved and Most School-Spirited: Lucas Semon Zoe Culver

Person Everyone Wants To Be: Michael Ryan Erica Brunson

Most Likely To Pull an All-Nighter on a School Night: Luke Shin Cherry Liu

Most Likely To Work at East: Nick Feldman Cassie Cuddihy

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Most Well-Rounded: Jacob Manders Julia Langmuir Best Hair: Harry Hampton Paloma McMurtry

Best Couple: MItchell Donovan & Lily Smith

Best Person To Follow on Twitter: Saurabh Shah Maya Shanker

Best Male Look-Alikes: Charlie Hess & Jack Watson

Best Vocabulary: Michael Geisinger Sophia Liang

Biggest Sports Fanatic: Ben Greenberg Sophie Levine

Biggest Book/Reading Fanatic: Michael Geisinger Jessica Schwartzman Most Studious: Michael Ryan Leah Levin

Biggest Backpack: George Aiello Leah Levin

Best Female Look-Alikes: Hayley Bouch & Caroline Boucher Best BFFs: Zoe Culver & Maya Shanker Best Facial Hair: Devang Patel

Best Eyebrows: Aynoor Terzi

Biggest Health/ Fitness Fanatic: Jared Garfinkle Kaylie Takacs

Most Athletic: Mark Basehore Maya Drayton

Funniest: Caleb O’Neill Paloma McMurtry

Most Opinionated: Aden Savett Ilana Arougheti

Best Singer: Jack Granite Arianne Martin

Best Smile: Eric Abrams Abby Mogil

Best Advice Giver: Jack Quarry Rachel Mirsen

Most Talkative: John Shin Emma Stopek

Best Co-ed Friends: Matt Lewis & Emily Saidel

Best Writer: Michael Geisinger Claire Joanson Prettiest Eyes: Michael Ryan Sarah Brown

Wittiest: Saurabh Shah Shir Goldfinger

Best Bromance: Matt Lee & Brian Lore

Best Actor/Actress and Most Enthusiastic: Jack Granite Cassie Cuddihy

Biggest Music Fanatic: Adam Dashevsky Rachel Mirsen

Friendliest and Most Approachable: Mikey Bellino Cassie Cuddihy Best Musician: Ben Kornak Shweta Subramaniam

Most Memorable: Alex Egrev Ally Leomporra Unsung Hero: Josh Bellon Sophie Levine

Best Snapchat Stories: Caleb O’Neill Arya Amaro

Best Morning Person: Craig Robinson Cassie Cuddihy Art and layout by Danny Kahn (‘19) and Samantha Dayton (‘19)/Eastside Art Directors Photos by Andrew Maier (‘20) and Jiseon Lee (‘20)/Eastside Photo Editors Edited by Ilana Arougheti (‘19)/Eastside Editor-in-Chief and Maddy Cicha (‘19)/Eastside Community Editor

Best Dressed: Devang Patel Gianna Douglas

Most Creative: Caleb O’Neill Haley Lopez

Best Person To Follow on Instagram: Jack Quarry Hayley Bouch

5. Saurabh Shah 6. Zoe Culver 7. Sophia Liang 8. Sam Grossman

1. Gabby Frett 2. Lucas Semon 3. Abby Mogil 4. Zoë Gold

Can you guess who’s who?

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a. Mrs. Endres b. Mrs. Lampman c. Mr. Gamel d. Mrs. Freedman e. Mrs. Bowser f. Mr. Console g. Ms. Nicolazzo h. Mrs. Radbill i. Mrs. Vaughn j. Mr. Kovnat

Can you spot the differences?

Selections compiled by Henry Nolan (‘19) and Gregory Rothkoff (‘19). Student photos courtesy of individual seniors shown and Gregory Rothkoff (‘19).

Jon Cohen vs. Josh PeckCourtesy of heart.co.uk

Rachael Boyle vs. Hailee Steinfeld Courtesy of nickiswift.com

Nick DiCriscio vs. Drake Bell

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Ben Greenberg vs. Skipper the Penguin Courtesy of @Skipper_Mad

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Eastside’s editors-in-chief and managing editor reflect on their time with Eastside Ilana Arougheti: Editor-in-Chief

When I ran for editor-in-chief at the end of my junior year, I said that Eastside was East’s essential voice.

I figured this had to be true, because it has long been mine. Most of you probably know me as the journalism girl, except for those of you who voted for me as most opinionated, which surprised me almost as much as the newsroom has surprised me with its ups and downs.

I have been a Community editor for a town that I’ve always complained felt stifling, a News/Features editor for a school that I’ve always said I can’t wait to leave, and a leader of 32 voices that were often a struggle to cohere into just one. Four years later, I’m still a cynic, but I have a new approach – East gives Eastside that essential voice. Mine is not a sappy redemption story about how much I came to love East and Cherry Hill – far from it – but I can solidly say that Eastside taught me to look for the brightest moments. I’m thankful to this vibrant publication for giving me the chance to shine momentary spotlights on the best-kept secrets of daily life.

Speaking of thankful… to my co-editors, Sophia, Nafessa and Ali, you wonderful people have been a dream team this year. I will miss the editing-session laughs, the late-night phone calls and everything in between.

Sophia, I am equally impressed by your wisdom, your care and the amount of sushi you can eat in one sitting.

Nafessa, even though half of the things you say are made-up words, you make journalism so much fun. And Ali, your bubbly design-queen go-getter energy makes Eastside feel more like home every day.

To Ashley, Kaitlyn, Luke, Jenna, Sari, Elissa, Hope and Jared – as former editors-in-chief and managing editors, you made me feel empowered in the newsroom. Thank you for the inspiration, the aspirations and the support. Finally, to Gagz – you are an amazing mentor and you do so, so much for this paper and for your students. I’m so thankful to have had the chance to learn from you.

I’ve spent more time in F087 over the last four years than I have anywhere else, and I have no idea what I’m going to do when it comes time to leave. If you come back in September and find me napping on the couch, you’ll know that I still haven’t figured out how to say goodbye. Nevertheless, I’m so excited to see what the future of Eastside will hold.

I’m sitting at Gagz’s computer right now. Graff is finishing his calc homework while munching on chips.

Andrew is working at the computer, editing superlative photos. Ali is consoling Greg, reassuring him that “Greg’s Gainz” is her favorite column. Kids no one really knows inhabit the couch, discussing Super Smash Brothers. Maybe it’s because I’m a senior, but I’m only now starting to realize the comfort in F087.

Coming into high school, I was convinced I was a science buff (oh, how the times have changed). I signed up for journalism, less with the intent of actually pursuing journalism and more with the intent of having a great time, after having heard from multiple East students just how unique the class was. Over the course of the year, however, I not only rediscovered my love of writing that overtook my childhood, but I also realized that from the newsprint covering the walls to the monkeys scattered across the room, there was something truly special about Eastside that I just wasn’t ready to let go of after my freshman year.

Looking back, I never would’ve envisioned myself as an EIC of Eastside. It took me until Jared literally called me on the phone, asking me if I’d be comfortable as EIC that it finally started to hit me: Eastside was my world. Freshman year me never intended for journalism to become as life-changing as it was. But, if there’s one thing I learned these past four years, it’s that it’s not worth dwelling on what was supposed to happen. You just need to live in the moment and see where life takes you from there. For me, that led me to F087, and for that I am eternally grateful.

So to Ali, Sam, Jacob and Aine, embrace that something special. Realize just how amazing Eastside is and take every opportunity to make it even better. Take risks, and trust me, even if the occasionally odd smells and malfunctioning air circulation are annoying now, you’ll weirdly come to appreciate it in the long run.

And to Ilana, Sophia and Ali, I got so lucky to work alongside some of the most talented and inspiring people I know. Sophia and Ilana, I’ll never forget running around the room, laughing hysterically over a can of Nerds, and Ali, I still can’t get over the fact that we spent all after school obsessing over the beauty of cheese on Google Images. And to Gagz, thank you for being the best mentor I could ever ask for. Even though your sarcastic comments aren’t always the most conducive to my gullible nature, it’s been an amazing expeience getting to learn from you and I can’t wait to be back soon. Philly NSPA Convention 2021... here we come!

The very first Eastside story I ever wrote was an honors requirement feature on the Political Discussion Club. I rehearsed my interview questions the night before, took a few deep breaths while walking into the room and tried to look like an experienced journalist as I asked a freshman Jacob Graff what he liked about the club. (He told me he enjoyed hearing other people’s opinions. Foreshadowing at its finest.)

Once the wheels got rolling, I never stopped. I grabbed a pen and notebook and ran across the school, the town, even the state, always in search of a compelling subject, a unique angle, quotes that fit just so — always searching for the perfect story.

I looked in a cat cafe and a urinal art exhibit and every bubble tea store within a 15-mile radius. I met a Wall Street analyst who quit his job to start a pizza shop and a Chinatown resident who preserves his culture through lion dances. I tried breakdancing, petting alpacas, reading Steinbeck for three weeks and extracting DNA from a strawberry. I celebrated with people in their happiest moments — a Latin competition victory, a tennis sectional championship, a Person of the Year reveal. (With a hug from Semus himself. Not that I’m bragging or anything.) I helped lift them up when times were tough, advocating for donation drives, for fair funding, for mental health awareness. I laughed until I cried, and I cried until my heart ached, and I filled my heart with people and places and passion captured in 10-point Century Schoolbook.

The very last Eastside story I’ll ever write is this one. In some ways, nothing has changed. I still painstakingly pore over interview questions. I still get a rush as I walk into the room. I still ask Graff for his Opinions… except now it’s when they’re four days late and it’s partially Greg’s fault too. In other ways, though, my life has been completely transformed. The narrative thread I picked up with that honors requirement took me far and wide, but it always led me back to a quick-witted mentor with a heart of gold and the best friends in the entire world, and it was in them that I found the most compelling subjects. I found an angle like no other from which to experience high school, in F087 with one faithful sagging couch and two dozen donuts on layout day and God knows how many monkeys. And every day, swirling around me, I find all the quotes that fit just so — Samantha’s lunchbox mom jokes, Maddy’s Andrew Rowan hype sessions, Eli’s noble fight against notches and Office Depot and school milk — all the little reminders that this is home. I spent three years in journalism searching for the perfect story. Only now do I realize that I’ve been writing it all along.

My parents have long drilled into my brain the habit of sending a handwritten thank-you note, but writing out two thousand notes onto my hot pink stationery would become a bit tedious. I figured a perspective in Eastside is the next best option, so here goes: Thank you to Ilana, Sophia and Nafessa, from the bottom of my heart, for the tears that come from laughing too hard during proofs, for the clarity that you somehow provide amidst the fog of junior year, and for all of the time and energy you put into Eastside that very few people even see.

There is not much advice that I could possibly give to people as successful as you, but I sure can try: Make mistakes. Coming from someone who has made plenty and has still turned out okay, I assure you that nothing good can possibly come from being absolutely perfect— and the three of you are pretty darn close already.

Thank you to Elissa, Sari, Hope and Jared for seeing something in the quietest News/Features editor. I applied to be managing editor with absolutely no expectations, figuring I would come out of it with a little disappointment and a lot of motivation for the next year. Never did I picture writing this perspective one year later.

Thank you to the board for dealing with my uncapitalized folders on the server, my incessant Instagram stories and my WhatsApp messages asking you to send an emoji if you read the whole thing. I felt a lot of pressure being younger than over half of the board and still standing in front of you almost every day, but you have welcomed me with open arms.

It is challenging to take myself too seriously as I write this piece, knowing that I have another whole year to top it. It is hard, to say the least, to reflect back on my Eastside experience when I still have so much time left.

So I am not going to try. Instead, I can only look forward to what is sure to be my best year yet.

Samantha and Aine, I cannot wait to make magic in F087 with you two next year. Big things are coming! To Jacob, the new me: we have been talking about this for so long, and I cannot believe it is finally happening. I know that when I log off, @eastsideonline will be in good hands— and luckily for you, I am not going anywhere next year and will always be around to bug you. To Gagz, thank you for the baby pictures, for the jokes that I mostly understand and for the advice that grounds me when it feels like everything is spiraling out of control.

And finally, to F087 itself: you will not be getting rid of me that fast! The next “best year ever” is about to begin.

Nafessa Jaigirdar: Editor-in-Chief

Sophia Liang: Editor-in-Chief

Ali Koenig: Managing Editor

Photos by Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

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senior CULTURE CORNER: 2019 edition

Eastside’s senior editors and adviser answer questions to reflect upon their time with Eastside. Photos by Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor Editor

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A headline about the person The person below above me is ... me would skip layout day for...

I wish I had I wish ____ was my (Eastside Editor’s)... co-editor this year

My Eastside confession is ...

Nashita Ali

Luke spotted in F087 for the first time in 2019

Free food

Adam’s kindness

Sarah Zheng

I didn’t know everyone’s names until halfway through the year.

Dakota Rosen

Local East student gets arrested for using copyrighted college logos on apparel

A workout at Lifetime

Adam’s rapping ability

Graff

Brandon made me cry in Chicago.

Julia Benedetto

Dakota tries to steal food from my lunch (again)

Literally anything

Greg’s Gymshark wardrobe

Sophia Liang (I miss you)

Everytime I’m the nurse in Mafia I only save myself.

Brandon Weinstock

Julia is dating Charlie from the swim team

A 6ix9ine concert

Eli’s Apple connection

Sam Grossman

I have yet to write a story this year.

Adam Dashevsky

Local businessman’s loud voice causes school to evacuate

A Syracuse basketball game

Greg’s huge arms

Sophia Liang, the GOAT

Gagz ghostwrites all my music.

Sophie Levine

Dashevsky raps instead of working on sports stuff

Sleeping

Ali’s creative infographic skills

Danny and Sam D (love art)

I’m scared of some people on board (if you think it’s you, it probably is).

Claire Joanson

Sophie and Otto the Orange take over the world

An art show

Nashita’s fashion sense

Mooch

I am not technically qualified as a professional DJ.

Danny Kahn

Claire Joanson detained after kidnapping a cat in an avocado costume

Good coffee and more sleep

Sophie’s kindness

Shir

Sam and I visit Ms. Barr’s office at least once every long day.

Sam Dayton

Kahn finds a potato chip that looks like Buzz Lightyear

Peru

Jiseon’s photo skills

Sophie

Mia’s my favorite Gagliardi.

Nafessa Jaigirdar

1,000-year-old guava candies A tennis party with found in art drawer planted da gals

by Dayton herself

Ali’s crazy color matching abilities

Sophie

If you dig really deep, there is a full-blown Nafessa fanpage on Eastside Online.

Sophia Liang

“OY VEY!” : Naf’s flip-flops flop off

A Cherubs reunion omg omg

Harry’s aura of mystery

Julia!!

I blast Adam Dash on repeat.

Ilana Arougheti

Leader of the Free World finally admits she has a favorite song

Our wedding

Karissa’s crazy sense of humor

Andrew

I ‘borrowed’ a red 2016 Eastside shirt from Greg sophomore year and I still haven’t given it back. I think it’s coming to college with me.

Henry Nolan

Sweater vest gets frustrated by multiple voices

Mia, and probably nothing else

Sophia’s brain, preferably in a jar

I’m actually really happy with my coeditors

Talking to East students I don’t know still fills me with anxiety.

Mr. Gagliardi

Nolan reveals he is faking his accent

An all-day festival, like an orange fest or a Spotify concert

Eli’s passion for Mia Microsoft and school lunches

I missed all of September camping out for Supreme shirts.

Zoe Culver

Gagz’s daughter becomes youngest journalist in history

Building a robot to write her stories for her

Claire’s laugh

Ali

I stole the rubber duck from White Elephant back from Eli...

Shir Goldfinger

Upset teen gets robbed of favorite plastic duck

Anything rowingrelated

Ilana’s respect for side conversations

Danny

Up until January, I thought Ali was a senior.

Maddy Cicha

Local student diagnosed with “chronic ankle snapping”

Leg day (...but Saturdays are rest days)

Zoe’s hot dog revolver

Defne

My mom frames every article I write and hangs it in our house.

Greg Rothkoff

Cherry Hill teen first person to row across world

Literally anything

Sam Grossman’s hair

Shir

I secretly think Shir is a cool person.

Sam Grossman

Man moves to Syria after Gymshark is outlawed in Western countries

The last 3/4 of the school year

Karissa’s ability to deal with her annoying co-editors

Gagz

Sometimes I say stuff just to get a rise out of people.

Luke Shin

Sam Grossman is COLUMBIA BOUND

A photo shoot with Sarah Zheng

Andrew Maier’s height

Lyrical Lemonade

#funfact I dropped out of Harvard to save the rap game.

SENIORS ‘19

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Congrats to the Class of 2019! This list was compiled based on posts in the CHE Class of 2019 College Decisions Facebook group.

Adelphi University Mitchell Cohen American University Gregory Rothkoff Appalachian State University Carli Ciocco University of Arizona Hannah Wilkes Augusta University Hayley Bouch Bloomfield College Sharon Um Bloomsburg University of Pennsylvania Olivia McNally Boston College Chloe Garber Sarah Pierce Boston University Alexandra Schaffer Veronica Schaffer Hannah Schreiber Brandeis University Sasha Gershman Joshua Joseph Matthew Merovitz Jessica Schwartzman Brown University Michael Geisinger Bryn Mawr College Elizabeth Alonso Bucknell University Jacob Fowler California Institute of Technology Shir Goldfinger California State University – San Marcos Aaron Marinelarena Camden County College Blake Hausler Gianna LoPresti Derek Mercer Liliana Pugliese Carnegie Mellon University Sachi Desai Katherine Hu University of Central Florida Elizabeth Massaro College of Charleston Brynn Korin Lia Pecarsky

Drexel University (cont.)

Cameron Lund Abby Mogil Hope Seybold Luke Shin Ali Talha Anna Yang Steven Zhao

University of Maryland (cont.)

Sophie Guralnick Lindsay Kaplan Jenna Ringold Jacob Rose Jacob Stein Seth Treiman

Duquesne University Aynoor Terzi

University of Massachusetts – Amherst Eric Abrams Julia Benedetto Mia Kelly Lauren Vineberg

Eastern University Jean-Michelet Andre Emerson College Jackie Cotter Florida State University Ally Leomporra Franklin & Marshall College Jon Cohen

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences Zi Tan

George Mason University Micah Blue

Mercer County College Yianni Pantelous

George Washington University Sarah Pintel Evan Rothkoff Emma Stopek

University of Michigan Joshua Apell Jacob Berkowitz Dani Lazarus

Georgetown University Maya Drayton Georgia Institute of Technology Iris Kim Michael Ryan Sherry Shao Harvard University Sophia Liang Haverford College Juliana Brinn

North Carolina Wesleyan College Kaitlyn Parker

Hunter College Sasha Shukeylo

Northwestern University Ilana Arougheti

Immaculata College Steven Lombardi Joey Wright

Nova Southeastern University Sunwoo Kim Shweta Subramaniam

Indiana University Katie Ferro Alex Friedman Lauren Liebman Justin Meyers Zach Meyers Ellie Weinberg Brandon Weinstock

Ithaca College Max Sobel

University of Colorado Boulder Caleb O’Neill

James Madison University Lauren Bruno Sophia Gross Drew Pollack Katie Squires

The Culinary Institute of America Josh Kimmel University of Delaware Jack Granite Jaclynn Hernberg Erin Krassan Michael Massaro Caylin Payne Lauren Petrone Jack Quarry Kaileigh Scott Drew University Sam Iantosca Cameron Orefice Drexel University Arya Amaro Jake Bornyasz Andrew Bui Harry Cohen Zoe Culver Meghan Gupta Jaehoon Kim Hannah Kim Amy Kwok Julia Langmuir Jacob Lee Aaron Leung

New Jersey Institute of Technology Dylan Green Nicholas Martinez Rafael Simbulan Luke Yogel

Howard University Alyera Benjamin Harris Satterthwaite

Clemson University Daniella Schreiber

Cornell University Katrina Chen Larina Fu Cherisse Xu

Muhlenberg College Matthew Borrelli

Hofstra University Anaya Colon

University of Cincinnati Kevin Naddeo

University of Connecticut Brandon Bloom Ish Panwar

Monmouth University Lori Pacuku

New York University Caroline Cheung Hannah Lehrfeld Katherine Li Ashley Liu

Israeli Defense Forces Omer Doar Roni Kalimi Ori Morad

Columbia University Vivian Lu

University of Massachusetts – Boston Brandon Kim

Johnson and Wales University Michala Jarvis Spencer Levy

The Ohio State University Adam Dashevsky Anthony Gambino Jared Garfinkle Jack Murphy Calli Ungerleider Ben Vender Pace University Mandi Karpo University of Pennsylvania Vivian Dinh Kevin Hu Nafessa Jaigirdar Leah Levin Cherry Liu Saurabh Shah Pennsylvania State University Mark Basehore Michael Poulshock Ari Shalit Harel Tillinger

La Salle University Kayla Juta Mollie Ward

University of Pittsburgh Nate Bristow Winnie Chen Natalie Hay Amanda Kahn Colin Landis Olivia Pincus Craig Robinson Ira Sharma Jack Watson

Lehigh University Sean McKenna

University of Rhode Island Drew Parent

Liberty University Jared Ropka

Rider Univerity Nicole Chen Richa Patel

Kansas State University Menaka Fernando Kent State University Marisa Behrend

List College and Columbia University Sam Grossman

University of Rochester Shina Park

University of Louisville Madison Cicha

Rosemont College Nick Feldman

Loyola University Maryland Erin Hurley

Rowan College at Burlington County Elise Baratta Maximus Leone Renee Wimmer

Rowan University (cont.)

Shani Hemo Nick Kokolis Sela Lerner Dylan Moskovitz Brendon Porras Mita Ray Dana Swain Chen Zayden Liam Zelenski Rutgers University – Camden Jamison Amistoso David Gibson Nicole Hanifin Audrey Hen David Hunter Tim Hunter Alexandra Kueny Jennifer Ly Anthony Ng Aniyah Rijos Maya Shanker Vivian Tai Landen Tennenbaum Nam Vu Hanxin Zheng

Texas A&M University Ashwin Anand The College of New Jersey Sarah Bonomo MacKenna Durbin Aaron Kopew Michael Hoffman Alyssa Hughes Claire Joanson Shenney Lin Claire McFadden Henry Nolan Rachel Solden Tyler Swartz Gabriela Valladares Harrison Yang Adam Yu

Rutgers University - New Brunswick Nashita Ali Lakshaye Anand Alison Armendinger Marc Benemerito Sarah Brown Timothy Chan Victor Chen Cassie Cuddihy Jake D’Alessandro Brett Friedman Zoë Gold Mary Gray Audrey Harasaki Jake Hoffman Julianna Johnson Aviva Lerman Dan Lee Matt Lee Michael Li Andy Murphy Shermety Nguyen Joyce Park Dakota Rosen Aden Savett John Shin Ben Snyder Roberto Sul Percy Tse Vincent Velasco Alicia Vo Amanda Wang Joyce Wu Kolbi Yamamoto

Thomas Jefferson University – Center City Adena Bannett Gabby Frett Mikaela Mackay Arianne Martin

Rutgers University – Newark Miranda Sheppard

Vanderbilt University Hoon Kim Marina Shi Vidhya Sundar Lindsay Weinberg

Saint Joseph’s University Alexa Fiore Loren O’Brien Alec Rodriguez Lily Smith Saint Louis University Jerry Belsky Prabakhara Gouda Saint Peter’s University Justin Funari Salve Regina University Dominic Seta University of the Sciences Elysia Kang Kavitha Sukumar Samantha Young

Thomas Jefferson University – East Falls Juliane Calalo Emily Kunkle Andrew Nguyen Ari Podolnick Towson University Aliyah Anderson Nicole Arzylowicz Claire Boylan Kelly McCormick Drew Peltzman Caryn Petrone Ben Savitch Tufts University Kyle Krell Tulane University Mikey Bellino United States Marine Corps Matt Lewis Ursinus College Craig Schrager

Villanova University Erica Brunson Michael Sommeling Isabella Valentino Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Ben Ciechon Ryan Cox Dimitri Fifis Ross Goldberg Rachel Mirsen Zach Weingrad Washington University in St. Louis Melissa Oberstaedt

Shippensburg University Rachel Wimmer

West Chester University Julia Verna

University of South Carolina Alex Newcomb Brooke Olin Emily Saidel

United States Military Academy at West Point Lucas Semon

University of St Andrews (Scotland) Harry Hampton Stevenson University Angelica Charistidis Stockton University Tyler Babroff Kaylie Takacs Jewel Kunnumpuram Sydney Misunas Debra Schiff Perky Tse Samantha Wu

Lynn University Josh Pollack

Rowan College at Gloucester County Sean Welsh

Stony Brook University Ellis Schwartz Syracuse University Danny Kahn Sophie Levine Haley Lopez Alexandra Pollack Kaela Segal

University of Maryland Jayson Borenstein Ross Cogan

Rowan University Drew Annarelli Bailey Cummins

University of Tampa Samantha Dayton Samantha Schimpf

University of Lynchburg Rachael Boyle

Temple University George Aiello Devyn Boyle Anthony Fiore Ben Kornak Aaron Oppenheim Tori Ruth Eli Vaupen Bay Wilson

West Virginia University Spencer Carroll Arielle Friedman Victoria Zubrzycki Widener University Lauren Covert Joshua Cummings Gianna Douglas Wilkes University Dante Gazzola Nick Gazzola Evan Gershon Emily Lass College of William & Mary Abbrielle Lindberg University of Wisconsin Amita Doiphode Jacob Laufgraben Jacob Manders Melissa Meltzer Yale University Melissa Kim

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Drip Too Hard by Shir Goldfinger (‘19)/ Eastside Community Editor

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OPINIONS

East needs to reform class rank system Page 22

■ By Jacob Graff (‘20)

Eastside Opinions Editor

Cherry Hill East is very proud of the fact that it is geared towards preparing its students primarily for college and then after that, for the rest of their lives. Real life is a place full of competition and a lack of forgiveness. Therefore, it stands to reason that East should be the same, or at least should come close to simulating that environment. However, the truth stands in contrast to this stated mission; East discourages students from giving their best effort on any given assignment by weighting the variations in each letter grade the same.

That is, according to East’s GPA formula, an 89.5% average is essentially equivalent to 98.5%. After all, although one is an A- and one is an A+, both are a 7.0 in this school’s grade point average calculator for an Hlevel class.

Naturally, this seems backwards. Two vastly different grades should not be weighted exactly the same by a school that prides itself on academic excellence and course rigor. The intrinsic injustice of equiva-

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lent weighting is manifested with even deeper complications because weighted GPA decides the school valedictorian. The definition of valedictorian, according to Merriam Webster, is “the student with the highest [academic] ranking among their graduating class.” But predictably, the result of weighting all letter grades the same ensures that East rarely has one valedictorian, an anomaly just by the definition of the word itself.

While it is not easy, many students can and do get a 7.00/7.00 weighted GPA at East. Going into senior year, the class of 2019 had at least nine valedictorians and the class of 2020 has at least six.

If it’s impossible to do better than that, each of those students will end up being valedictorian. Even if, for example, in the same class, their grades are vastly different within the same letter grade range. The student who, again, gets a 95% is treated the same even though their performance in the class was objectively more impressive than the student who pulled through with a 89.5%. What incentive do students have, therefore, to put their best foot forward on every assignment if its impact will be

minimal? The valedictorian, by definition, is not a position that should be easy to achieve. The title indicates the best student in the class.

If we continue to determine class rank by academic performance through grades, better grades should naturally correspond to a higher position in the class rank. Ties have to be eliminated to preserve the academic excellence of this school.

Many people argue that with this school and its top students being cutthroat as it is, is it really right to increase the pressure students face t o achieve valedictorian? Quite honestly, absolutely. Consis-

tently having five-plus valedictorians dilutes the honor and prestige of the title.

Additionally, the additional stress from student competition can be utilized more as eustress, the positive, performanceboosting emotion rather than distress, the condition that causes anxiety.

T o s o l v e t h i s probl e m , Cherry H i l l E a s t needs to abandon the 7.00 scale that is used for weighted averages.

The only way to ensure student performance is accurately accounted for is to use a strictly percentage based system. Using the idea of Honors/AP classes

being harder than Accelerated classes which in turn are harder than Regular, GPA would be calculated by taking the exact grade achieved in the class and adding 10% to an A-class level grade and 20% to the H/AP grade.

Therefore, the system would then ensure that better grades truly correspond to a higher class rank, with the person that has achieved the best grades in the hardest classes becoming valedictorian. For example, 100%’s in all H/ AP classes gives a weighted GPA of 120%, but 100%’s in all A classes would give a weighted GPA in the new system of 110%. This system would ensure that only in the rarest of scenarios could two students tie, unlike the frequency of tying with the current system.

Through this redesign, every student will be given a fair shake at achieving the top academic reward: valedictorian. Getting the best grades in the hardest classes should correspond to getting the best class rank. Now, finally, it can and will if the redesign is implemented.

found that nearly six in ten U.S. children today will be obese by age 35. The study also found that a prime reason for this trend is the eating habits formed during childhood. Obviously, if the new policies put in place by the Trump administration are not rescinded, the future health of American children is in jeopardy.

The devil, as always, is in the details. Obama’s policies put restrictions on variables such as salt content, which, when consumed too much, can lead to an increased risk of heart and kidney issues. However, salt is back with the new policies, allowing food to be more processed than under Obama restrictions.

Another big change comes in the form of whole grains, which have been proven to help aid in promoting healthy body development.

Previously, 50% of carbohy-

drates had to come in the form of whole grains. However, new guidelines allow schools to serve children refined grains, which, when consumed in abundance over time, can lead to heart complications. Simply put, school meals have reverted to being as unhealthy as they were 10 years ago.

If the new policy change is not abandoned, children will come to school and eat meals severely lacking in nutritional content. Refined grains, which are stripped of their sustenance, get processed faster in the body and turn to sugar. Therefore, students will need to eat more in order to feel full. This is one part of the problem that will lead to an increasing trend in weight gain as well. Students who are not full because they are eating refined carbohydrates at lunch will be left thinking about their next

meal rather than their geometry formulas. Furthermore, although students may seem to lack concentration already, the new Trump policies and the subsequent rewriting of the public school meal program will undoubtedly lead to an all-around drop in academic performance among the various students who qualify for free or reduced lunch programs.

Supporters of the new policy highlight the costsaving benefits of feeding children processed meals.

Some may say that there is no point in spending more money on meals that children throw out anyway.

However, a study in the “American Journal of Preventive Medicine” states that children were consuming 15% percent more fruits and vegetables in their diet after the Obama-era policy went into place. Other

studies point to children eating more fiber and lower amounts of saturated fat than ever before. A third study in “Childhood Obesity” noted that there was not an increase in plate waste with the Obama guidelines.

Aside from this, the eating habits children form during their childhood usually carry over into adulthood. If children are eating healthier during their childhood, medical costs for future care may be lower. If they are not, treatment for the disease from an unhealthy eating style formed during childhood will be costly, and taxpayers will pay the price.

As children grow up, they need to remain healthy and free from medical complications. In order for this to be a reality, new school lunch policies must be abandoned in favor of Obama-era policies.

makes it difficult for people to reach the center on time and then reach post-graduation party and dinner reservation plans. It’s not necessary for students t o h a v e to travel to another state when there is already a good option in town.

The Cherry Hill West football field is a great location, and outside graduations provide a breath of fresh air. In order to make graduation at the football fields more successful this time

around, though, Cherry Hill East needs to develop a proper contingency plan.

Two of the reasons that graduation switched from the football fields to the Liacouras Center were the weather and space issues.

East Latin teacher Ms. Nora Smaldore recapped her graduation at the Cherry Hill West football fields, saying, “My graduation was a disaster. It was hailing that day and the weather was supposed to break and it didn’t…. there was no music set up, so when we processed in, it was just quiet... It was disappointing. It wasn’t formal at all because it was haphazard.”

To avoid this, there

should be equipment ready to set up a formal graduation at both the Cherry Hill West football fields and the Cherry Hill East auditorium. If the high schools have a solid contingency plan, the issues that occurred years ago won’t repeat themselves.

Although Smaldore did understandably point out, “It’s nice to know that no matter what, this is the day you’re graduating and this is the amount of people you can bring,” having this contingency plan will make it possible. The district should make each scenario detailed, so there is no uncertainty on the actual day of graduation.

Graduation is an extremely important and memorable part of the high school experience. Although this may seem like

prioritizing money over the experience, this isn’t the case. For years, students have experienced great graduations over at Cherry Hill West, and it’s simply not necessary to go to an expensive outside location.

Exchanging this one-day pricy ceremony for various much-needed supplies will benefit a larger group of people without taking too much from the graduating classes.

Students need to be in a good environment in order to experience high school’s educational benefits to the fullest, and buying supplies with this money will be more fruitful. The Liacouras Center drains too much money from the district without reaping proper benefits.

Art by Julia Benedetto (‘19)/ Eastside Opinions Editor

School lunches must revert back to Obama-era policies

■ By Gregory Rothkoff (‘19)

Eastside Opinions Editor

It is better to have children who are awake and alert during the school day rather than fatigued and drained. Obviously. But for some reason, there are a lot of people in this country who have worked to prevent students from coming into school every day with the nutrition they need.

Recent policies put in place by President Donald Trump have forced a rollback of former president Barack Obama’s Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 that gave children healthy eating options in nearly 100,000 schools across the nation. To compound this, a recent study published in the “New England Journal of Medicine” by researchers at Harvard’s School of Public Health

East graduation should take place in Cherry Hill

■ By Naomi Bereketab (‘21)

Eastside Staff

Cherry Hill East has a plethora of economic problems that need to be addressed, and a simple way to save a substantial amount of money would be to move graduation from the Liacouras Center to the Cherry Hill West football field, where it was held in the past. Although the Liacouras Center is beautiful and many great graduations have been held there, the money would be better utilized in addressing physical issues with the Cherry Hill East building and investing into much-needed resources such as another large printer in the library.

The distance of the Liacouras Center from Cherry Hill East, compounded with the traffic in Philly,

Art by Samantha Dayton (‘19)/ Eastside Art Director

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No offense, but political correctness has gone too far ■ By Sophia Liang (‘19)

Eastside Editor-in-Chief

In recent years, the political correctness movement has taken pop culture by storm. Social media buzzes with discussion of trigger warnings, callouts and alternative phrases to replace “problematic” ones — “absurd” instead of “insane,” “people of color” instead of “Negroes” or “Orientals,” “LGBTQ+” instead of “queer,” and so on. P.C. culture calls for greater awareness of the potential for everyday microaggressions in language to hurt marginalized groups of people. Meanwhile, it faces backlash from opponents who fear that filtering speech into more palatable forms comes at the cost of expressing oneself truthfully. For instance, in response to the “Merry Christmas” versus “Happy Holidays” debate, Starbucks released a plain red seasonal cup for winter 2015, removing any potentially alienating religious designs…only to be accused of waging a “war on Christmas.”

As the polarization intensifies, so too does the frustration of exhausted American voters. Political correctness was originally intended to protect the socially disadvantaged, but its adoption by a vocal minority of leftist activists has tainted its public image and, ironically, garnered more support for right-wing ideologies. Thus, it’s time for liberals to rethink the role that political correctness plays in their party’s discourse, lest they die on this increasingly unpopular hill.

Despite the ubiquity of political correctness in the media, Americans overwhelmingly disapprove of the movement, even among those groups that P.C. culture claims to defend. According to a 2018 study called “Hidden Tribes,” 80% of the general United States population agrees that “political correctness is a problem in our country.”

Interestingly, white Americans are slightly more likely to support​political correctness (only 79% believe P.C.

is a problem), while most racial minorities are l​ess likely to support it (75% of African-Americans, 82% of Asians, 87% of Hispanics and 88% of American Indians dislike political correctness). The data seem to indicate, then, that political correctness does not actually serve the underrepresented groups to which it purportedly lends a voice.

Rather than empowering the disadvantaged, modern political correctness advances the interests of a select group perceived as “intellectual elites,” contributing to its poor public image. The “Hidden Tribes” study revealed that the greatest advocates of P.C. culture are a small minority of “progressive activists” who make up only 8% of the population.

C o m pared to the general population, people in this group are 11% m o r e likely to be white, twice as likely to earn over 100,000 dollars and three t i m e s as likely to have a postgraduate degree.

They are one of the most ethnically homogenous groups in the U.S., second only to “devoted conservatives.” In other words, the people who most ardently champion political correctness are also arguably the most privileged of them all.

When they inhabit (and frequently dominate) positions of cultural influence — newsroom Op-Ed desks,

Ivy League offices, the Oscar stage — and declare certain words as “woke” and others as “problematic,” it reeks of elitism, self-righteousness and hypersensitivity to the rest of the country.

gain a n a d vantage.

M o s t notab l y , Donald Trump attacked P.C. culture during his presidential campaign, telling voters, “I don’t, frankly, have time for total political correctness, and to be honest with you, this country doesn’t have time, either.”

Trump’s complete irreverence for any sort of “correctness” at all appeals to those who feel ashamed for being “incorrect” or uninformed about currently accepted terminology; he paints P.C. as liberal pedantry over coffee cups and himself as

along t h e border.

Supporters of political correctness often argue that opponents are merely justifying their own discrimination under the guise of free speech.

Indeed, some opposition to political correctness undeniably crosses the line into prejudice, such as when Trump referred to African nations as “s%&*!# countries” and characterized Mexican immigrants as rapists. However, many more Americans sympathize with the initial intentions of political correctness but not the radical forms it has taken on today. The same study

catch things after they already happened, or if they truly will prevent problems. When it comes down to it, the cameras do add to the overall security of the school and make East a safe learning environment.

The cameras will deter students from making poor choices and allow them to think more before making choices they may regret.

“When you know you’re gonna do somet h i n g that is going to be recorded, you are less likely to do something stupid,” said East Vice Principal Mr. Lou Papa, the head of school security

and campus police.

Papa also understands that teenagers will have lapses of judgment, and it is the job of the adults to address the issue, offer better alternative solutions and hope that the same student doesn’t have a similar issue in the future. However, history shows that people are less likely to make more unadvised decisions if they are aware they are under surveillance.

“In my experience, [cameras] are pretty good deterrents,” said Papa.

The cameras have even successfully helped recover a few stolen items.

“Someone is either caught doing something on the cameras, or we’ve helped them some way through the cameras,” said Papa.

Recovering stolen items is merely one example of

the many ways the cameras can be used to the advantage of the students in tough situations.

“My very first year at West we had cameras,” said Papa. “We had an iPhone stolen, and we caught the kid red-handed going right into the bag and taking it.”

In this case, the cameras were more of a benefit to the student who had his phone stolen than to campus security.

The cameras also allow for security to give students the benefit of the doubt.

Papa explained that if a student gets written up for wearing a hat and comes to see him, he can now look back on the cameras and see whether that student was really wearing a hat

U n surprisingly, then, conservatives have weaponized the public resentment toward political correctness in order t o

someone who “tells it like it is.” He and other rightwing politicians assuage the insecurities of poorer, less educated, “flyover country” whites — and it’s no coincidence that these voters comprise a substantial portion of their base.

And so, in an ironic twist of fate, the left’s push for more thoughtful communication has contributed to the rise of a pres-

ident best known for his plan to build a thirtyfoottall wall

where 80% of Americans voiced disagreement with political correctness also found that a greater number, 82%, said hate speech is a problem. Similarly, a 2017 Pew Research Center poll revealed that the percentage of people who believe racism is “a big problem” in the U.S. has more than doubled in the last eight years. Clearly, then, the majority of Americans practice respect and tolerance nonetheless, and the growing widespread criticism of political correctness reflects not a distaste for basic human decency but for the politicization, virtue-signaling and public humiliation that many believe have been loaded onto it. Creating a dichotomy between “P.C.” and “bigot” oversimplifies a complex spectrum of political experiences and beliefs — plenty of gray a r e a s and good people lie in b e tween.

T h e debate between this word versus that word is, ultimately, performative; real empowerment for minorities starts in the voting booth, not on Twitter.

Accordingly, heading into the 2020 Democratic primary debates, liberals ought to reevaluate the effect that P.C. rhetoric has on both sides of the aisle, regardless of the righteousness of their original goals — because being politically correct might actually be incorrect, politically.

Art by Samantha Dayton (‘19)/ Eastside Art Director

New security cameras are necessary for student safety

■ By Angelina Witting (‘22)

Eastside Staff

School security has become a pressing issue in the United States due to the frequency of mass shootings in schools that have taken place in recent years.

In reaction to these events and the growing concerns, the Cherry Hill School District began making progressive additions to the security in its schools, the most recent of which is East’s addition of 130 cameras to its grounds.

These cameras have caused some controversy over whether t h e y are more of a resource to

the day in question. This a l lows for students to fight b a c k w h e n they are wrongly p u n ished for something they may not have done.

At the s a m e t i m e , it will also help debunk dishonest students who may just be trying to get out of trouble.

In the end, the cameras add to the overall security of the school and make East a safe learning environment, along with protecting other aspects of student life.

Art by Julia Benedetto (‘19)/ Eastside Opinions Editor

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“I personally don’t find it to be a distraction...I would be fine without it,” Portable gaming has said Nashawn Saunders been around in many forms (‘21), who enjoys using the for decades, but a new Switch in his downplayer to time during school the game to play party games has recently with friends. switched The Switch is it up.

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T h e At three hundred Switch is dollars, the Switch original in isn’t cheap. Howevthat it has er, if you are looking made video for a more unique, games — social gaming expewhich are rience, a console like typically Nintendo’s might be viewed as tempting for those a solitary Zoe Culver (‘19)/ Eastside Culture Editor who have no control activity — Saurabh Shah (‘19) plays on his Nintendo Switch during break periods. when it comes to social. It is new controllers. not limited to the confines of a televiin study hall — anywhere sion set or desktop comand everywhere it can be puter, but can be played played, it will be. Anyanywhere, with multiple time in the schedule where people. This hybrid console downtime is built in, stuallows the Switch to be used dents can be found enjoyin not one but three differing a game of the intensely ent ways. It has a “TV,” competitive “Super Smash “Tabletop” and “Handheld” Brothers” or racing along mode which allow for three Rainbow Road in “Mario variations of play.

Kart 8.”

The way this device has This could raise worries impacted East is hardly that the console is a dis-

■ By Claire Joanson (‘19)

Eastside Culture Editor

■ By Eli Weitzman (‘20) Eastside Webmaster

To quote Supreme L e a d e r S n o k e , “There has been an awakening… have you felt it?" From what I have seen, there most definitely has been an awakening; not in the Force, but in the web browser world.

Recently, Microsoft’s Edge browser has caused a “disturbance in the force” of the web browsing industry. In December 2018, Microsoft announced it would be re-building its Edge browser from scratch, but this time — in a surprise to all — using the Chromium engine. First things first, what does that mean? To put it plainly, Edge would be merged with Google Chrome. But not really.

Google’s Chrome browser is based on the Chromium open-source project, which is founded and maintained mainly by Google. However, because it is an open-source project, anyone can use the code, modify it and contribute to it. Microsoft has opted to basically “fork,” or make a separate branch, of Chromium, and developed it for Edge. In short, Microsoft is using Google’s template to build Edge and potentially even improve Chrome as a result.

On April 8, 2019, Microsoft finally released a preview of its new browser into the world. Featuring a “developer” and “canary” version, Edge was quite basic at first, missing a few components that a typical browser would have. However, despite these flaws, it still had a few tricks up its sleeve. A leaked list showed that Microsoft had removed more than 50 of Google’s services, ranging from tracking to accounting to utilities. The result of that was a browser that felt a lot faster and cleaner.

Additionally, Microsoft integrated its fluent design, PDF reader and much more into the browser. Even better, Microsoft allows users to install both Edge and Chrome extensions on the browser.

Since its release, I’ve had both the “developer” and “canary” variants of the browser running on my computer. I’ve even gone so far as to move all my information over to Edge and uninstalled Google Chrome. And I have to say, after a couple weeks of use, I’m starting to like it. Yes, it isn’t Chrome. But it’s got the basis of it. Plus, it feels a whole lot less “Google-y” for the user and more secure as a result. I highly suggest that you just give this new browser a try and see how it is better for yourself. Personally, I love it, and will never go back.

hidden. The Switch can be seen in the hallways and classrooms of the school every day: after instruction, during the lunch breaks,

traction to students in an educational environment.

However, that opinion is not shared by many of East’s student gamers.

East students take part in a retro fashion trend

■ By Angelina Witting (‘22)

Eastside Staff

Hipster, punk, vintage, preppy, goth, athletic, casual, edgy. All these titles have at one point or another dominated the fashion world, and it was only a matter of time before the next hot fashion trend emerged.

In the last couple of months, a new dominant trend has finally arisen, in the form of “mom and dad fashion” – more specifically, “mom fashion” from the ‘80s and “dad fashion” from the ‘90s. From “mom jeans” to clunky “dad sneakers,” some of East’s more fashionably involved students broke down the mom and dad fashion trend and gave their own opinions on the new parent fashion craze.

The biggest focal point of this fashion movement has been “mom jeans.”

For those who don’t know, “mom jeans” are a style of jeans that are high-waisted, loose-fitting and often paired with an oversized shirt that is tucked in.

The oversized shirts are another part of this movement due to the popularity of this pairing. Similarly, a garment referred to as a “dad sweater” has grown in popularity. The “dad sweater” is characterized by its comfy, oversized fit.

Clunky sneakers have also become a big part of this craze due to their tra-

ditional appearance on dads. While people have been wearing those wide Adidas sneakers for years, Fila is one brand that has recently made a huge comeback with shoes for teens.

Hemma Boggi (‘21), a supporter of the mom and dad trend, shared her opinion regarding these shoes.

“I don’t really like the Fila sneakers. I mean, I feel like if you style them correctly, they look good, but I wouldn’t wear them myself,” said Boggi.

When asked which she prefers, mom jeans or skinny jeans, Boggi said, “Definitely mom jeans. They’re just more comfortable, and over time I started to like the way they looked better.”

In addition to the cyclical nature of this trend, the comfort factor could be a reason why teens like to dress this way.

Frequently categoriz ed with this trend is a garment referred to as a “grandpa cardigan.” This cardigan has a traditionally larger, more at-home feel to it. It gets its name from the slouchy fit that people tend to associate with older people.

The idea of mom and dad fashion becoming popular among teens and young adults is just another example of how fashion trends cycle around every few decades. This trend focuses mostly on what par-

ents were stereotyped to wear during the ‘80s and ‘90s, showing that as many have suspected, these decades of fashion are becoming popular again.

“I personally prefer the mom trend because of the fact that it’s so much comfier than other modern teen fashion that is popular right now,” said Maya Shanker (‘19). “I think the mom trend is quickly becoming part of modern teen fashion nowadays, and kids aren’t afraid to mix the two together when creating outfits.”

Harry Hampton (‘19) is another fan of the trend, both for its fit and for its appearance.

“I think this trend is super dope with the loose fit, high-cut pants and all,” said Hampton.

There is no telling what fashion trend will emerge next, but until then, mom and dad fashion from mom jeans to dad sweaters and beyond will continue to influence the style choices of today’s trendiest teens and young adults.

Angelina Witting (‘22)/ Eastside Staff

Maya Shanker (‘19) rocks the retro style of this trend, wearing “mom jeans” to school.

CULTURE

June 2019

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PAVAS masks show true identities ■ By Zoe Culver (‘19)

Eastside Culture Editor

Founded in October of 1967, the Performing and Visual Arts Society, also known as PAVAS, exists at Cherry Hill East as a way to acknowledge arts students.

Although its origins can be traced back to the theater department, PAVAS now branches out to all areas of art at East, visual and performing, including music, theater, photography, art, design and more.

PAVAS is run by two of Cherry Hill East’s fine arts teachers, Mr. Bill Kovnat and Ms. Cathleen Morgan, who are passionate about the program and its unique angle for their students since it unites all of the arts students of East.

To become a member of PAVAS, however, is a bit different than other honors societies.

“There’s a teacher nomination, and the student must’ve reached the highest level in their particular area of expertise in the

arts,” Morgan said.

In other honors societies, the application is studentled, but here it must be initiated by an art teacher.

After they are nominated by a teacher, students have the opportunity to fill out the actual application, which is now a Google Form. If they are qualified, they are then able to become members of the Performing and Visual Arts Society at East.

H o w ever,

to show a part of themselves, what they do as far as the arts are concerned,” Kovnat said. “If they do music, they may show a trumpet or musical notes.

If someone is involved in photography, they might implant a lens inside of the eyes.”

The mask gives each student a chance to show a piece of themselves at the art show, even if they would not have

there is one more piece: the mask.

If you have ever been to an art show at East, you have probably noticed the wall of colorfully decorated masks when you walk in. One requirement and expectation of all PAVAS members is the completion of one of these masks.

“The purpose of the mask is for them to be able

had anything physical to show in the art show (i.e. musician, actor, etc.).

If a student does not take this project seriously or does not turn in something worthy of display, it will not be put up with the other masks.

To the students in PAVAS, the arts and the program itself are very im-

portant. Jon Cohen (‘19), a senior involved in the arts since freshman year, is one of those students with Wind Ensemble and Advanced Photography achieved to the highest level. As an active member in PAVAS, Cohen sees the benefits to have a society like it at our school.

“In a lot of schools, and especially at East, there’s such a big population of students who are so artistic whether it be in music or visual arts, and it’s important to have a society to recognize and honor their achievements.”

The Performing and Visual Arts Society acknowledges students for their outstanding growth in their senior year at Cherry Hill East.

The masks they create are like a culminating project which are an artistic representation of themselves and their growth since they started just four years ago.

Photo Illustration by Zoe Culver (‘19)/ Eastside Culture Editor

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Pride Playlist

In honor of Pride month, the Eastside Culture Editors have put together a playlist of iconic LGBT+ songs. These include songs

by LGBT+ artists, songs that resonate with the LGBT+ experience, songs written for a LGBT+ audience, and songs that have just been adopted by the LGBT+ community for reasons both serious and fun.

To get into the Pride Month spirit with our LGBT+ film and TV recommendations, visit www.eastside-online. org and scan the QR code below for a playlist of these songs.

Music: “I’m Coming Out” by Diana Ross “Vogue” by Madonna “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga “Bird Set Free” by Sia “Dancing ABBA

Queen”

by

“Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen “What’s It Gonna Be?” by Shura “Champion” by RuPaul “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor “Call Me” by Blondie “So Emotional” by Whitney Houston “Macho Man” by Village People “Take Me to Church” by Hozier “Finally” by CeCe Peniston “Boyfriend” by Tegan and Sara “Break Free” by Ariana Grande “Got To Be Real” by Cheryl Lynn “I Am Her” by Shea Diamond “Tell It to My Heart” by Taylor Dayne “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)” by Dead or Alive

Andrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor

Each mask was created by a student to be a part of the Performing and Visual Arts Society. Clockwise from top are the masks made by Jillian Tyler (‘19), Natalie Hay (‘19), Jayson Borenstein (‘19), and Elana Kaufler (‘19).

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Class of 2019 Athletic Commitments Division I Madison Cicha: University of Louisville (Crew)

Carli Ciocco: Appalachian State University (Field Hockey) Maya Drayton: Georgetown University (Girls’ Track) Justin Funari: Saint Peter’s University (Boys’ Swimming)

Sarah Pierce: Boston College (Girls’ Track) Sarah Pintel: George Washington University (Girls’ Volleyball) Alexandra Schaffer: Boston University (Girls’ Soccer) Veronica Schaffer: Boston University (Girls’ Soccer) Ellis Schwartz: Stony Brook University (Baseball) Jack Watson: University of Pittsburgh (Boys’ Swimming)

Division II Juliane Calalo: Thomas Jefferson University (Girls’ Lacrosse) Sharon Um: Bloomfield College (Girls’ Volleyball)

Division III Jean-Michelet Andre: Eastern University (Boys’ Track)

Rachael Boyle: University of Lynchburg (Girls’ Volleyball) Nick Feldman: Rosemont College (Boys’ Soccer) Dante Gazzola: Wilkes University (Football) Nickolas Gazzola: Wilkes University (Football) Evan Gershon: Wilkes University (Boys’ Track) David Gibson: Rutgers University Camden (Golf) Nick Kokolis: Rowan University (Boys’ Track)

Emily Lass: Wilkes University (Girls’ Volleyball) Steven Lombardi: Immaculata University (Baseball) Kaitlyn Parker: North Carolina Wesleyan College (Girls’ Lacrosse) Dominic Seta: Salve Regina University (Football) Miranda Sheppard: Rutgers University Newark (Softball) Max Sobel: Ithaca College (Boys’ Tennis) Gabriella Valladares: The College of New Jersey (Diving) Joseph Wright: Immaculata University (Baseball) Adam Yu: The College of New Jersey (Boys’ Tennis)

Cherry Hill swim community prepares for Cherry Bowl has to do a lot of preparaThis event surely is the tions typically the week competition of the season, before in order to get everyso come out on July 27 to Eastside Staff thing set for the competiDowns Farm to see which As the year begins to tion. of these teams will swim wind down, grab T h e the extra mile to achieve your swimsuits and teams comthe coveted title of Cherry tie-dye, because the peting for Bowl Champions.

‘60s themed 60th the title of annual Cherry Bowl Cherry Bowl is just around the C h a m p s corner on July 27. are BarThe Cherry Bowl clay Farm competition is a Swim Club, unique way for evCharleston eryone in Cherry Swim Club, Barclay Farm Hill to come togethCherry Valer to swim, compete ley Swim Charleston and have loads of Club, Covfun. ered Bridge Cherry Valley As Cherry Hill Swim Club, Covered Bridge has 13 of its own Erlton Swim swim clubs fallClub, Fox Downs Farm ing in almost evHollow Swim ery neighborhood, Club, HadErlton the entire town dontowne has been known to Swim Club, Fox Hollow get excited for this Kingston EsHaddontowne event. About 800 tates Swim swimmers fight for Club, Old OrKingston the annual title of chard Swim Cherry Bowl ChamClub, WexEstates pion, both individuford Leas Old Orchard ally and as a team.

Swim Club, This fun and Willowdale Wexford Leas competitive tourAndrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor Swim Club, nament is an op- Nick Short (‘22) competes for Willowdale in the Cherry Bowl.

Woodcrest Willowdale portunity for the Swim Club Woodcrest community to and the host, come together as a whole. is set up,” said Wilkinson. lin Road. The hosting club Downs Farm Swim Club.

Although the year is comMaddy McNiff (‘22) ing to a close, Cherry Bowl has been competing in swimmers are beginning to this tournament since look forward to the upcomshe was eight years old, ing year and get excited for participating with the such an exhilarating expeHaddontowne Swim rience.

Club. Swimmers like McLast year’s champions, Niff look forward to this Erlton Swim Club, intend swimming event all year to come back with their long, and they hope that best effort forward. they win the best title as Mike Wilkinson, Head Cherry Bowl Champions.

Coach of the Erlton Ga“It’s fun to reunite with tors, said, “I think we praceveryone all at one place, ticed how we always pracsince some of them I tice, with the focus on fun haven’t seen since school and fundamentals at Erlended,” said McNiff. ton. We try to get the kids Before the actual event hooked and loving the sport starts, there is a parade, at a young age.” allowing teams to create Wilkinson is very excited a theme and dress up tofor this year’s Cherry Bowl. gether to show their uni“The planning for the ty and team spirit. The meet actually starts the parade allows the clubs year before,” said Wilkinto get excited for their son. races.

This year had extra The Erlton team has preparations and more won five times over the planning because there are years. special events in place for “As defending champs, the 60th annual Cherry the team is determined Bowl. Many of the swimto put our best effort forAndrew Maier (‘20)/ Eastside Photo Editor mers from Wilkinson’s club ward in all of our meets,” Bobby Irwin (‘20) swims backstroke for Fox Hollow last summer.

■ By Lily Lazarus (‘22) and Lalitha Viswanathan (‘22)

will get to compete.

“During the Cherry Bowl meet, we can have about 60 to 70 swimmers competing because of the way the meet

Wilkinson said.

This year, the competition is being held at the Downs Farm Swim Club just off of Haddonfield-Ber-

Annual Cherry Bowl Participants:

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Eastside’s Athletes of the Year 2018-2019 Mark Basehore

Jacob Kernis (‘20): What does winning Athlete of the Year mean to you?

Male

MB: “Both sports have played an equal role in my mental development, but in slightly different ways.

Baseball is a game of failure, as like hitting 4 out of 10 times is considered great, but in school that is failing. This has taught me not to look at the bigger picture. You have to move on and refocus to allow yourself a better chance to succeed. Soccer has taught me mental resilience. With games that are so long, the last 10 minutes is always a grind, but you have to tell yourself that you can do it and it’s all mind over matter.”

Mark Basehore (‘19): “Winning Athlete of the Year means more to me than just a title. It acknowledges all the hard work and effort I put throughout the years. My performance really shined this year, but it was a buildup from my Rec games to now. There have been so many hours on the field or in the gym that are not seen, but I’m glad that my hard work has shown.”

JK: Why do you love soccer and baseball?

MB: “I love both sports because it’s a time and place when I get to be free.

There’s no homework, no tests, no due dates. It’s a time to forget about everything else happening in my life and lose myself in the game. It’s two hours a day to become a better person physically and mentally.

Sports make you have a sense of ownership, and as a captain for soccer it really helped develop my confidence with leadership skills.”

JK: How do you think those two sports bring out different strengths of yours?

Sarah Pierce

Sophie Levine (‘19): What does winning Athlete of the Year mean to you?

Sarah Pierce (‘19): “For me, it means a lot more than just the sport component, like the athleticism.

It comes with being part of a team and becoming a leader and a captain of the team. I try to be an example for other teammates, and I feel so honored to be chosen because there are so many incredible athletes at East who contribute a lot to the school community, all the athletic programs, so I feel very honored to be chosen among a great community of athletes. I feel honored because of the example that I can set for other female athletes and any other athlete at school. It’s such an honor to represent East.

Every time I put on the jersey, I feel a lot of pride to represent my school.”

SL: Why do you love running?

SP: “I love running because I really like the outdoors part of it. Going outside helps clear my mind a lot.

I really like going to different places to run. We go on trails, roads and we explore different areas. I can run with my teammates and I fell in love with being able to do that. I really enjoy running with boys and girls on my team and having conversations with them on runs. The competitiveness of the meets is something I love.”

1st

2nd

Jack Watson (‘19) East Record in Backstroke: 50.47s 2nd Team All NJ in the IM 1st Team All SJ in the Backstroke Finished 2nd in NJ in 100 Backstroke Finished 3rd in NJ in 200 IM Finished 1st in Backstroke

JK: How do you possess leadership qualities?

Mark Basehore (‘19) Soccer: 2-Year Captain All Olympic Conference American Division 2nd team Honorable MentionAll-State Team Offensive MVP “Karl Moehlamann” Spirit Award Baseball: Batting Average over .350; multiple key hits

3rd

Adam Yu (‘19) 21-3 Record Won the Camden County Tournament 1st-Team Olympic Conference All SJ in the 2017-18 season

Honorable Mentions: Oliver Adler (‘20), Cross Country/Track; Jackson Brookover (‘20), Swimming; Dante Gazzola (‘19), Football; Nick Gazzola (‘19), Football; Carl Gibson (‘19), Basketball; Isaac Jean-Baptiste (‘19), Football/Track; Alec Rodriguez (‘19), Baseball.

1st

Sarah Pierce (‘19) Grace Yoon (‘20) Broke 3 records (100 fly, 200 medley relay, 400 free relay) Won SJ invitational in 200 IM & 100 Breast 1st team All-South Jersey in 100 Breast State champion in the 100 Breast Team Captain All American: 100 Breast and 200 IM

To read more about Basehore and his accomplishments, go to eastside-online.org.

SL: Which is your favorite: cross-country, winter track or spring track, and why?

Female

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MB: “For soccer I helped lead a new weight room program and started a winter futsal program and held captains’ practices. As a two-year varsity captain I mainly learned how to lead as a junior and then come senior year was able to put what I had learned into full effect, like when to confront teammates, how to lead by example and how to listen to others are only some of the many examples.”

All South Jersey Team in cross-country First Team All Conference for cross-country Ran the fifth fastest time in East history in Sectionals (19:23) Finished second at Sectionals in winter track Won the MVP award for cross-country

3rd

Maya Drayton (‘19) Track: Team MVP Most Improved 11th in state: 100m 8th in state: 400m Basketball: Olympic Conference All-Stars 2nd team

Honorable Mentions: Annie Behm (‘21), Swimming; Juliane Calalo (‘19), Field Hockey/Lacrosse; Pallavi Goculdas (‘20), Tennis; Sarah Pintel (‘19), Volleyball; Faith Rosenblatt (‘20), Soccer; Alexandra Schaffer (‘19), Soccer; Veronica Schaffer (‘19), Soccer.

SP: “That’s a really tough question. I like cross-country a lot because I like the courses a lot. We run on trails and the races are 5ks for cross-country, so I really like that part of it, but I also like winter track a lot because I think that’s my favorite season because we do a lot of relays. I like doing relays with my teammates, so that’s really fun to do with other people.

The Toms River Bubble is an indoor track and the energy going to the bubble is amazing. There are a lot of people cheering, a lot of teammates and a lot of teams there, so that’s cool.

With winter track, it’s a combined boys and girls team so we are all one big team during winter track, whereas for spring track we are more separated. I like how in winter track we are all together and we all cheer for each other.”

SL: What was your favorite moment of this past season and why?

SP: “In sectionals for crosscountry we made it to States as a team. When our team won the Olympic Conference, it was so exciting.

We found out and we were all cheering together.”

To read more about Pierce and her accomplishments, go to eastside-online.org.