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TELEVISION GUIDE Wednesday June 13 to Tuesday June 19, 2012 Highlights this week Since most of the movies this week are crap, we thought we’d look at a couple of new series which have considerable merit. No surprise they’re both on ABC1. 1. Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (Friday 8pm and repeated on Sunday at 10.05pm) has been a consistently funny satire on current affairs (and the English language) so far, as long as Micallef is not inveigled into cross-promotional interviews for movies such as Mabo. The Goon Show is one of his major influences, and you can see it in the style of the program, which is more absurdist than many Australian outings. More at www.abc.net.au/tv/madashell. 2. In our choice of forensic dramas The Body Farm (Saturday, 8.30pm) beats out the American CSI clones and its more lugubrious and self-important British counterpart Silent Witness. Despite some gross examples of latex and fibreglass moulded into human body parts – what fun they must have making those! – this drama has a sense of humour about itself. This is helped by the excellent cast which includes an Asbergic scientist who apologises to insects he kills and a detective inspector played by Keith Allen, the chap who did the best camp version ever of the Sheriff of Nottingham. More at www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/ b014sp3c.
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WEDNESDAY 13 ABC 1
5.30 Eggheads 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 Kids’ Programs 11.00 Big Ideas 12.00 Midday Report 12.30 National Press Club Address 1.30 Can We Help? 2.00 Last Of The Independents 3.00 Kids’ Programs
6.00 Country House Rescue 7.00 ABC News 7.30 7.30 8.00 Myf Warhurst’s Nice 8.30 Randling (M) 9.05 Life’s Too Short (M) 9.35 QI 10.05 At The Movies
10.30 Lateline 11.10 The Business 11.35 The Librarians (M) 12.05 Life’s Too Short (M) 12.35 Movie: McVicar (MA 1980) UK drama. Roger Daltrey, Adam Faith 2.30 South Australian Football League
ABC 2
6.00 Kids’ Programs
7.00 Spicks And Specks 7.30 Doctor Who 8.30 The Marngrook Footy Show 9.30 The Making Of Life’s Too Short 10.00 The Warehouse Comedy Festival (M)
6.00 M*A*S*H 6.30 Get Smart 7.00 Cops 7.30 Fear Factor 8.30 Burn Notice (M) 10.30 Homeland (M)
10.35 World News Australia 11.10 Movie: 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days (MA 2007) Romanian drama 1.10 Movie: Import Export (MA 2007) Austrian drama 3.35 Weatherwatch 11.30 M*A*S*H 12.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup – Pennsylvania 3.00 Major League SBS 2 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News Baseball 5.30 Euro Football Highlights PRIME
6.00 Global Village 6.40 Come Dine With Me Greece 7.35 Inspector Rex 8.30 Spiral (M) 9.30 Euro Football France v England
11.30 Movie: The Mystery Of The 6.00 Prime News Yellow Room (M 2003) French mystery 6.30 Seven News 1.40 Weatherwatch 7.00 Home And Away
TEN
7.30 Border Security 8.00 The Force 8.30 Movie: Evan Almighty (G 2007) US comedy. Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman 10.30 How I Met Your Mother
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Circle 11.30 The Workers 12.00 Dr Phil 1.00 The Doctors 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Judge Judy 3.30 Everyday Gourmet 4.00 Totally Wild 4.30 The Bold And 11.00 Happy Endings 12.00 Parks And The Beautiful 5.00 Ten News Recreation 12.30 Home Shopping 5.30 6.00 The Project News 7.00 Masterchef Australia
8.30 Offspring (M) 9.30 The Good Wife (M) 10.30 Late News
11.15 The Late Show 12.00 Fishin’Trip 10.35 The Gruen Transfer 11.00 Sunday 12.30 Infomercials 4.00 Religion 5.00 Best (M) 1.30 The Marngrook Footy Infomercial Show 2.30 ABC News 2.35 Close ELEVEN
ABC NEWS 24
4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Newsline 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 ABC News 12.30 National Press Club Address 1.30 ABC News 2.30 Foreign Correspondent 3.00 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital Hill 5.45 Consumer Quarter 6.00 The Drum 6.45 Culture Quarter 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Grandstand 8.00 ABC News 8.30 The Business 9.00 The World 10.00 The Drum 10.45 Culture Quarter 11.00 ABC News 11.30 7.30 12.00 ABC News 12.30 Lateline 1.00 Newshour 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The Business 3.00 Australia Network News 3.30 7.30
SBS 1
6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: To Love & Die (M 2009) US action. Shiri Appleby, Ivan Sergei 2.00 Dr Oz 3.00 Border Patrol 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 Seven News 5.00 The Price Is Right 5.30 Deal Or No Deal
11.30 The Late Late Show 12.30 Becker 1.00 King Of Queens 1.30 Happy Days 2.00 The Love Boat 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 5.00 7th Heaven
5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 1.00 Two Men And Two Babies 2.00 Dateline Special: Football And Racism 3.00 Letters And Numbers 3.30 World News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 ONE HD Newshour 5.30 Global Village 6.00 I Fish 6.30 Crash Course 7.00 6.00 Letters And Numbers Championship Netball 9.00 Major 6.30 World News Australia League Baseball – LIVE 12.00 MLB 7.30 Into The Crocodile’s Lair Player Poll 12.30 Isle Of Man TT 2.30 8.30 Indian Ocean Omnisport 3.00 I Fish 3.30 Get Smart 9.30 East To West The Middle 4.00 Big Fish 4.30 Beach Patrol 5.00 I Fish 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes East
NBN
5.30 Today 9.00 Mornings 11.00 Home Shopping 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show 1.00 The View 2.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Entertainment Tonight 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 NBN News 5.30 Hot Seat
6.00 NBN News 7.00 The Block 7.30 State Of Origin Football LIVE 10.14 Lotto 10.15 The Big Bang Theory
11.15 The AFL Footy Show (M) 1.00 Entertainment Tonight 1.30 Home Shopping 3.30 Good Morning America 5.00 Early Morning News
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6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Seinfeld 1.30 Entertainment Tonight 2.00 TMZ 2.30 The Nanny 3.00 Kids’ Programs
6.00 Seinfeld 6.30 Two And A Half Men 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 Suburgatory 9.00 2 Broke Girls (M) 9.30 Movie: The Last Boy 7TWO Scout (AV 1991) US action. Bruce Willis, 6.30 Total Girl 9.00 Home And Away 9.30 Sons And Daughters 10.00 Damon Wayans
Coronation Street 10.30 Shortland Street 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00 Kojak (M) 1.00 Covert Affairs (M) 2.00 Movie: The Happy Time (G 1952) US comedy. Charles Boyer, Marsha Hunt 6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn 4.00 Please Sir! 5.00 Murphy Brown Medicine Woman 10.00 7th Heaven 5.30 Mad About You 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Charmed 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 6.00 Dad’s Army Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker 6.30 Bargain Hunt 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 7.30 Heartbeat 8.30 Maigret The Brady Bunch
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Neighbours 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Futurama 8.30 The Simpsons 9.00 Futurama 10.00 Bob’s Burgers (M) 10.30 Frasier
4.00 S.W.A.T. 5.00 Adam 12 5.30 Home Shopping
9.40 Movie: Schindler’s List (M 1993) US biography. Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley
11.30 South Park (M) 12.00 TMZ 12.30 The Nanny 1.00 Wipeout 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Charlie’s Angels 5.00 Animaniacs 5.30 The Flintstones
GEM
6.00 Dangerman 7.00 Movie: Carry On Cleo (PG 1964) UK comedy. Sid James, Kenneth Williams 9.00 Home Shopping 10.30 Alive & Cooking 11.00 Friends 12.00 Movie: Yellowstone Kelly (PG 1959) Western. Clint Walker, Edward Byrnes 2.00 The Farmer Wants A Wife 3.00 Yes Minister 3.30 Allo Allo 4.00 The Block 5.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show
6.00 Friends
1.30 Mad About You 2.00 Home 7.00 The Zoo Shopping 3.30 Room For Improvement 7.30 Lion Country 4.00 Medical Rookies 4.30 Shortland 8.00 Remarkable Vets Street 5.00 Home Shopping
8.30 Movie: Chocolat (M 2000) UK romantic drama. Juliette Binche, Johnny 6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 NBC Today 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 Depp
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TJ Hooker 1.00 Miami Vice (M) 2.00 11.00 How Clean Is Your House 12.00 S.W.A.T. 3.00 Motor Mate 4.30 Monster Conan (M) 1.00 Seaway 2.00 Home Garage 5.30 That ’70s Show Shopping 4.30 Religion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Alive & Cooking 6.00 Scrubs
7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 Pawn Stars 8.30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9.30 American Pickers
11.30 Rude Tube (M) 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.00 Miami Vice (M) 2.00 Home Shopping 3.30 Room For Improvement
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All ratings in this guide are G or PG unless otherwise stated.
THURSDAY 14 ABC 1
5.30 Eggheads 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 Kids’ Programs 11.00 Finding The Fallen 12.00 Midday Report 12.30 The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes 1.30 At The Movies 2.00 Borneo’s Pygmy Elephants 3.00 Kids’ Programs
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6.00 River Cottage 7.00 ABC News 7.30 7.30 8.00 Photo Finish 8.30 Silk (M) 9.30 Utopia Girls How Women 6.30 Seven News TEN Won The Vote 7.00 Home And Away 10.25 Lateline 6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Circle 11.30 7.30 Australia’s Got Talent 11.00 The Business 11.30 A Good Man The Workers 12.00 Dr Phil 1.00 The 9.00 The Amazing Race (M) 12.25 The Clinic 1.25 Silk (M) 2.30 Doctors 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Australia Western Australian Football League Judge Judy 3.30 Everyday Gourmet 10.00 Movie: Death Race (MA 4.00 Scope 4.30 The Bold And The 2008) US action. Jason ABC 2 Beautiful 5.00 Ten News Statham, Joan Allen 6.00 Kids’ Programs 6.00 The Project 12.20 Home Shopping 5.30 News 7.00 Spicks And Specks 7.00 Masterchef Australia 7.30 Doctor Who 7TWO 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Ricky Gervais Live 6.30 Total Girl 9.00 Home And Away 8.30 Law & Order (M) 9.50 Raw Comedy 2012 (M) 9.30 Sons And Daughters 10.00 10.30 Late News 10.55 The Gruen Transfer (M) 11.25 11.15 The Late Show 12.00 Fishin’Trip The Warehouse Comedy Festival (M) 12.30 Infomercials 4.00 Religion 5.00 12.00 Later… With Jools Holland 1.00 Infomercial Daft Punk’s Electroma 2.10 ABC News ELEVEN 2.15 Close 6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn ABC NEWS 24 Medicine Woman 10.00 7th Heaven 4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Charmed 5.30 Newsline 6.00 ABC News 9.30 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 Business Today 10.00 ABC News 12.30 Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker Newsline 1.00 ABC News 2.30 State To 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 State 3.00 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital The Brady Bunch Hill 5.45 Environment Quarter 6.00 The Drum 6.45 Technology Quarter 7.00 6.00 The Simpsons ABC News 7.30 Grandstand 8.00 ABC 6.30 Neighbours News 8.30 The Business 9.00 The World 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 The Drum 10.45 Technology 7.30 The Simpsons Quarter 11.00 ABC News 11.30 7.30 8.30 Star Trek Next Generation 12.00 ABC News 12.30 Lateline 1.00 11.30 The Late Late Show 12.30 Becker Newshour 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 1.00 King Of Queens 1.30 Happy Days The Business 3.00 Australia Network 2.00 The Love Boat 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 5.00 7th News 3.30 7.30 Heaven
Coronation Street 10.30 Shortland Street 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00 Kojak (M) 1.00 Covert Affairs (M) 2.00 Movie: The Texican (PG 1966) Western. Audie Murphy, Broderick Crawford 4.00 Please Sir! 5.00 Murphy Brown 5.30 Mad About You
5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia 1.30 William Shatner’s Weird Or What? 2.30 If Only 3.00 Letters And Numbers 3.30 World News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 Newshour 5.30 Global Village
6.00 Scrubs 7.00 My Name Is Earl 7.30 AFL Premiership Season West Coast v Carlton
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6.00 Letters And Numbers 6.30 World News Australia 7.30 French Food Safari 8.00 Island Feast 8.35 Heston’s Feasts 9.35 One Born Every Minute USA 10.30 World News Australia
7.00 A Current Affair
12.00 The AFL Game Plan 1.00 7.30 The Block Weatherwatch M*A*S*H 1.30 Hogan’s Heroes 2.00 8.30 Hamish & Andy’s Euro Omnisport 2.30 MLB Player Poll 3.00 Gap Year SBS 2 Major League Baseball 9.30 The NRL Footy Show (M) 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News 11.15 Two And A Half Men 11.45 PRIME 5.30 Euro Football Highlights 20/20 12.45 Rebecca Ferguson 1.00 6.00 Global Village 6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show Entertainment Tonight 1.30 Skippy 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: 6.30 Come Dine With Me 2.00 Infomercials 3.30 Good Morning Murder In Greenwich (M 2002) US Greece America 5.00 Early Morning News mystery. Robert Forster, Christopher 7.30 Bog Bodies Meloni 2.00 Dr Oz 3.00 Border Patrol GO! 8.30 Bollywood Star 9.30 Movie: Me Too (M 2009) 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 Seven News 6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Seinfeld 1.30 5.00 The Price Is Right 5.30 Deal Or Entertainment Tonight 2.00 TMZ 2.30 Spanish drama The Nanny 3.00 Kids’ Programs 11.25 Movie: Goodbye Lenin! (M 2003) No Deal 6.00 Seinfeld German drama 1.30 Weatherwatch 6.00 Prime News
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6.00 Ocean Race Highlights 7.00 Championship Netball 9.00 Major League Baseball – LIVE 12.00 MLB Player Poll 12.30 World Championship Triathlon – Ishigaki And Huatulco 1.30 Omnisport 2.00 Pressure Cook 2.30 Fear Factor 3.30 Get Smart 4.00 Big Fish 4.30 Beach Patrol 5.00 I Fish 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes
6.00 M*A*S*H 6.30 Get Smart 7.00 Cops 7.30 Extreme Fishing 11.00 Diary Of A Teenage Nudist (MA) 8.30 The NRL Game Plan 12.00 Dave In The Life (M) 12.30 Movie: 9.30 Movie: A Good Year (M 2006) US comedy. Russell The Killer (M 2007) French thriller 2.15
6.30 Two And A Half Men 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 Community 8.00 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Movie: Click (M 2006) US comedy. Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale 10.30 Hard Times Of RJ Berger
11.00 Community (M) 11.30 1000 Ways To Die (MA) 12.00 TMZ 12.30 The Nanny 1.00 Wipeout 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Charlie’s Angels 5.00 Animaniacs 5.30 The Flintstones
GEM
6.00 Seaway 7.00 Movie: Sands Of The Desert (G 1960) UK comedy. Charles Drake, Peter Arne 9.00 Home Shopping 10.30 Alive & Cooking 11.00 Friends 12.00 Movie: Promise Her Anything 6.00 Dad’s Army (PG 1966) UK comedy. Warren Beatty, 6.30 Bargain Hunt Leslie Caron 2.00 The Zoo 2.30 Lion 7.30 The Royal Country 3.00 How Clean Is Your 8.30 Lewis (M) House 4.00 The Block 5.00 The Ellen 10.40 That’s My Boy 11.20 The Bill (M) Degeneres Show 12.20 Mad About You 12.50 Kojak (M) 6.00 Friends 1.50 Bargain Hunt 2.50 Medical Rookies 7.00 The Zoo 3.30 Leyland Brothers World 4.30 7.30 Child Genius Shortland Street 5.00 Home Shopping 8.30 Selling Houses Abroad
7MATE
6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 NBC Today 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.30 Miami Vice (M) 2.00 S.W.A.T. 3.00 Motor Mate 4.30 Monster Garage 5.30 That ’70s Show
9.30 The Politically Incorrect Parenting Show 10.00 Super Nanny
11.00 Sensing Murder (M) 12.00 Conan (M) 1.00 Seaway 2.00 Home Shopping 4.30 Religion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Alive & Cooking
11.00 Jail (M) 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 Miami Vice (M) 3.00 Motor Mate 4.30 Newsradio 5.00 Adam 12 5.30 Home Shopping
NBN
5.30 Today 9.00 Mornings 11.00 Home Shopping 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show 1.00 The View 2.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Entertainment Tonight 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 NBN News 5.30 Hot Seat
6.00 NBN News
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FRIDAY 15 ABC 1
5.30 Eggheads 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 Kids’ Programs 11.00 Photo Finish 11.30 One Plus One 12.00 Midday Report 12.30 River Cottage 1.30 Gracie! 3.00 Kids’ Programs
6.00 Grand Designs 7.00 ABC News 7.30 7.30 8.00 Mad As Hell 8.30 Silent Witness (M) 9.30 Taggart (M) 10.20 Lateline
4.30 Beach Patrol 5.00 I Fish 5.30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1.30 The Rockford Files (M) 3.30 Malcolm And Hogan’s Heroes Eddie 4.00 Newsradio 4.30 Adam 12 6.00 M*A*S*H 5.00 TJ Hooker 6.30 Get Smart
SBS 2
5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News 7.00 Cops 5.30 Euro Football Highlights
6.00 Global Village 6.30 Come Dine With Me Greece 7.30 The Day Before Proenza Schouler 8.30 Dateline Special Football And Racism 9.30 Euro Football Netherlands v Germany
7.30 The Sketch Show 8.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 8.30 Movie: The Peacemaker (M 1997) US action. George Clooney, Nicole Kidman
NBN
5.30 Today 9.00 Mornings 11.00 Home Shopping 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show 1.00 The View 2.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Entertainment Tonight 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 NBN News 5.30 Hot Seat
11.05 Compete For The Meat (M) 12.05 6.00 NBN News Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.35 Hogan’s 7.00 A Current Affair Heroes 1.05 Ross Kemp In Afghanistan 7.30 Friday Night Football (M) 2.05 I Fish 2.35 Omnisport 3.00 LIVE – St George Illawarra 11.30 Movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Major League Baseball Dragons v Canterbury Dragon (M 2000) Mandarin action 1.40 11.00 Comedy Roadshow (M) 11.40 Weatherwatch Bulldogs PRIME rage (MA) 6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 9.30 Friday Night Football TEN North Queensland 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: ABC 2 6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Circle 11.30 Cowboys v Brisbane Wicker Park (M 2004) US drama. Josh The Workers 12.00 Dr Phil 1.00 The 6.00 Kids’ Programs Hartnett, Rose Byrne 2.30 Dr Oz 3.30 Broncos Doctors 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 7.00 Spicks And Specks Kids’ Programs 4.30 Seven News 5.00 11.30 Movie: Flight Of Fury (AV Judge Judy 3.30 Everyday Gourmet 7.30 Doctor Who The Price Is Right 5.30 Deal Or No Deal 2007) UK action. Steven Seagal, Steve 4.00 H2O – Just Add Water 4.30 The 8.30 Cherry’s Parenting Toussaint 1.30 Movie: The Awakening Bold And The Beautiful 5.00 Ten News 6.00 Prime News Dilemmas (M) (M 1980) UK thriller. Charlton Heston, 6.30 Seven News 6.00 The Project 9.30 The Real Hustle Susannah York 3.30 Entertainment 7.00 Home And Away 7.00 Masterchef Australia 10.00 The Making Of Life’s Too Tonight 4.00 Danoz 4.30 Good Morning 7.30 Better Homes And 8.10 The Living Room Short America Gardens
10.30 The Gruen Transfer (M)
9.10 Being Lara Bingle
11.00 The Warehouse Comedy Festival 9.40 Movie: Australia (M 2008) Australian drama. (M) 11.30 Archer (M) 12.00 Sanctuary Nicole Kidman, Hugh 12.40 Being Erica 1.25 Raising Jackman Sextuplets 2.10 ABC News 2.15 Close 1.10 Movie: Bad News Bears (M ABC NEWS 24 2005) US comedy. Billy Bob Thornton, 4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News Greg Kinnear 3.25 Late Show 4.30 5.30 Newsline 9.30 Business Today Infomercials 5.30 Religion 10.00 ABC News 12.30 Newsline 1.00 ABC News 2.30 One Plus One ELEVEN 3.00 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital Hill 6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn 6.00 Planet America 6.45 ABC Open Medicine Woman 10.00 7th Heaven 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Contact Sport 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Charmed 8.00 News Exchange 8.30 One Plus 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 One 9.00 The World 10.00 Planet Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker America 10.45 ABC Open 11.00 ABC 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 News 11.30 Capital Hill 12.00 ABC Snow White & The Huntsman News 12.20 Lateline 1.00 Newshour 6.00 The Simpsons 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 7.30 3.00 6.30 Neighbours Australia Network News 3.30 7.30 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond
SBS 1
5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia 1.30 Rituals 2.30 Living Black 3.00 Letters And Numbers 3.30 World News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 Newshour 5.30 Global Village
6.00 Letters And Numbers 6.30 World News Australia 7.30 A Passage Through India 8.30 The Story Of Wales 9.35 As It Happened: Mao’s Great Famine 10.30 World News Australia
11.05 Movie: You Will Be Mine (M 2008) French drama 12.55 Movie: The Guilt (M 2009) Swedish crime 2.35 Weatherwatch
9.00 Movie: Premonition (M 2007) US drama. Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon
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6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Seinfeld 1.30 Entertainment Tonight 2.00 TMZ 2.30 11.00 Movie: Kinky Boots (M 2005) US The Nanny 3.00 Kids’ Programs comedy. Joel Edgerton, Chiwetel Ejiofor 7.30 Movie: Richie Rich 1.15 Movie: Deranged (M 2002) US (PG 1994) US comedy. mystery. Jobeth Williams, Jason Brooks Macaulay Culkin, Edward 3.05 Home Shopping
Herrmann 9.30 Movie: Deep Blue Sea (M 1999) US thriller. 6.30 Total Girl 9.00 Home And Away 9.30 Sons And Daughters 10.00 Jacqueline McKenzie, Coronation Street 10.30 Shortland Samuel L Jackson
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Street 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00 Kojak (M) 1.00 Covert Affairs (M) 2.00 Movie: Captain Pirate (G 1952) US adventure. Louis Hayward, John Sutton 4.00 Petkeeping 4.30 Please Sir! 5.00 Murphy Brown 5.30 Mad About You
6.00 Dad’s Army 6.30 Bargain Hunt 7.30 SeaChange 8.30 Escape To The Country
7.30 Glee 8.30 Snog Marry Avoid 9.45 New Zealand’s Next Top 12.00 Movie: Carry On Henry (M Model 1971) UK comedy. Sid James, Kenneth
10.50 Fashion Star 11.50 Sex And The Williams 2.00 Bargain Hunt 3.00 City (MA) 1.10 The Late Late Show 2.00 Kojak (M) 4.00 Medical Rookies 4.30 The Love Boat 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Dr Shortland Street 5.30 Home Shopping Quinn Medicine Woman 5.00 7th 7MATE Heaven 6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 NBC Today ONE HD 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 6.00 World Championship Triathlon – TJ Hooker 1.00 The Rockford Files (M) Ishigaki And Huatulco 7.00 NASCAR 3.00 Motor Mate 5.00 Zoom TV 5.30 Sprint Cup – Pennsylvania 10.00 Pimp My Ride NASCAR Nationwide Series 11.00 6.30 Scrubs NASCAR Sprint Cup 12.00 The NRL 7.30 My Name Is Earl Game Plan 1.00 The AFL Game Plan 8.30 AFL Premiership Season 2.00 Omnisport 2.30 I Fish 3.00 Beach Adelaide v St Kilda Patrol 3.30 Get Smart 4.00 Big Fish 12.00 Blokesworld (MA) 12.30
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11.30 Seinfeld 12.00 TMZ 12.30 The Nanny 1.00 Fringe (M) 2.00 The Bachelor 4.00 Charlie’s Angels 5.00 Bratz 5.30 Tamagotch!
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6.00 Seaway 7.00 Movie: South Of Algiers (G 1954) UK drama. Eric Portman, Wanda Hendrix 9.00 Home Shopping 10.30 Alive & Cooking 11.00 Friends 12.00 Movie: The Colditz Story (G 1957) WWII drama. Eric Portman, Lionel Jeffries 2.00 Child Genius 3.00 Selling Houses Abroad 4.00 The Block 5.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show
6.00 Friends 7.00 The Zoo 7.30 Surfing The Menu 8.30 Law & Order (M) 9.30 The Closer (M) 10.30 Rizzoli & Isles (AV)
11.30 Conan (M) 12.30 Psychic TV 2.00 Movie: Twisted Nerve (M 1968) UK thriller. Hayley Mills, Hywel Bennett 4.15 Movie: The Gentle Gunman (G 1952) UK drama. Dirk Bogarde, John Mills
SATURDAY 16 ABC 1
5.00 rage (PG) 11.00 Spicks And Specks 11.30 7.30 12.00 Foreign Correspondent 12.30 Australian Story 1.00 Collectors 1.30 Eggheads 2.00 Guru Greg 3.00 Shute Shield Rugby Union 5.00 The Wonder Years 5.30 Walk On The Wild Side
7.30 M*A*S*H 8.30 Movie: Bra Boys (M 2007) Australian documenSBS 2 tary. Cheyne Horan, Jack 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News Kingsley 5.30 Euro Football Highlights 10.30 MotoGP Qualifying LIVE 6.30 Alchemists Turn To – Great Britain Cooking 12.00 Before The Game 1.00 Compete 7.00 Food Trip For The Meat (M) 2.00 Omnisport 2.30 7.30 Voyages Of Discovery FA Cup Classic 3.00 Liverpool Football 8.30 The Caravaggio Affair PRIME 9.30 Movie: Love And Rage (M 2009) Danish drama 6.00 Kids’ Programs 7.00 Weekend
6.00 Simple Cooking 6.30 Gardening Australia 7.00 ABC News 11.20 Movie: The Motorcycle Diaries 7.30 Death In Paradise (M 2004) Argentinian drama 1.30 8.30 The Body Farm (M) Weatherwatch 9.30 Hustle 10.30 United States Of Tara (M) TEN 11.00 Whites 11.25 rage (MA)
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6.00 Kids’ Program
7.00 Spicks And Specks
7.30 Mad As Hell 8.00 At The Movies 8.30 Movie: Teen Wolf (PG 1985) US comedy. Michael J Fox, James Hampton 10.00 Movie: The Wiz (G 1978) US fantasy. Diana Ross, Michael Jackson
ABC NEWS 24
4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Capital Hill 6.00 7.30 6.30 State To State 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Contact Sport 8.00 Weekend Breakfast 11.30 The World This Week 12.00 ABC News 12.45 Culture Quarter 1.00 Big Ideas 2.00 ABC News 2.30 Contact Sport 3.00 ABC News 3.30 Catalyst 4.00 ABC News 4.30 At The Movies 5.00 ABC News 5.30 One Plus One 6.00 ABC News 6.30 Foreign Correspondent 7.00 ABC News 7.30 State To State 8.00 Four Corners 8.45 Big Ideas 9.00 ABC News 9.30 The World This Week 10.00 ABC News 10.30 Big Ideas 11.00 Planet America 11.45 Environment Quarter 12.00 Q&A 1.00 Newshour 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 7.30 3.00 The World This Week 3.30 7.30
6.00 Seven News
6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.30 Places We Go 6.30 Movie: Pirates Of The 10.00 Hot30 Countdown 12.00 Radar Caribbean – At World’s 12.30 Australian Rally Championships – End (PG 2007) US advenAdelaide Hills 1.30 Ironman Cairns 3.30 ture. Johnny Depp, Keira Merlin 4.30 What’s Up Down Under Knightley 5.00 TEN News
6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Glee Project 7.30 The Hotel Inspector 8.30 Graham Norton Show (M) 9.30 The Good Wife (M) 10.30 Movie: Trust The Man (M 2005) US comedy. David Duchovny, Julianne 12.10 The Real Hustle 12.40 The Street Moore (M) 1.45 Eataholics 2.40 ABC News 2.45 Close
Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 10.00 Kids’ Programs 12.30 Movie: Tarzan II (G 2004) Animation 2.00 V8 Supercars – Hidden Valley 5.30 Sydney Weekender
12.35 Movie: My Summer Of Love (MA 2004) UK drama. Natalie Press, Emily Blunt 2.30 Infomercials 4.00 Religion
ELEVEN
6.00 Kids’ Programs 7.00 The Brady Bunch 7.30 The King Of Queens 8.00 Infomercial 9.00 Country Music TV 11.30 Fashion Star 12.30 Happy Days 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 The Brady Bunch
10.00 Movie: Color Of Night (AV 1994) US mystery. Bruce Willis, Jane March
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6.00 NBN News 6.30 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos 7.40 Rugby Union LIVE – Australia v Wales 8.40 Lotto 10.00 Movie: Rush Hour 3 (M 2007) US action. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker
12.00 Movie: Hooper (M 1978) US action. Burt Reynolds, Jan-Michael Vincent 2.00 Movie: Spanish Fly (M 1975) UK comedy. Leslie Phillips, Terry Thomas 3.30 Skippy 4.00 Infomercials
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7.40 Movie: Superman IV (PG 1983) US action. Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman 9.30 Movie: Bad Boys II (AV 2003) US action. Martin Lawrence, Will Smith
6.30 Kids’ Programs 10.00 Home Shopping 11.00 Beautiful Homes And Great Estates 11.30 Great South East 12.00 Creek To Coast 12.30 Queensland Weekender 1.00 Sydney Weekender 1.30 Weekend Kitchen 4.30 Adventure 12.20 Movie: The Cell (AV 2000) US Golf 5.00 No Leave No Life 5.30 Globe scifi. Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn 2.30 Trekker: Southern Italy Hard Times Of RJ Berger 3.00 Human 6.30 Down To Earth Target (AV) 4.00 Chuck (M) 5.00 Bratz 7.45 Heartbeat 5.30 Tamagotchi
8.45 Taggart (M)
7MATE
11.30 Hot30 Countdown 1.30 The Hit Rater.com 2.00 Cheers 2.30 Becker 3.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.00 Becker SBS 1 4.30 King Of Queens 5.00 Happy Days 5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 5.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 1.00 Concert Schönbrunn 2012 2.30 Under African Skies 4.05 Piano Man ONE HD 4.30 Newshour 5.35 Rex In Rome 6.00 Summernats 25 8.00 Sportscar 6.30 World News Australia Series 10.30 Rugby Classic Match 12.30 7.30 Bollywood Star Isle Of Man TT 1.30 NASCAR Sprint Cup 8.30 Movie: Love Aaj Kal (M Highlights 2.30 Crash Course 3.00 Get Smart 3.30 The WWE Experience 4.30 2009) Indian romantic M*A*S*H 5.00 Alby Mangels Adventure comedy 10.50 Movie: REC 2 (MAV 2009) Bound Spanish horror 12.20 Ugly Americans 6.00 Get Smart 6.30 Talkin’ ’Bout Your (M) 12.45 Weatherwatch
NBN
6.00 Danoz 7.00 Weekend Today 9.00 Mornings 10.00 Kids’ Programs 3.30 Scenic Tours: Canada 4.00 The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air 4.30 Discover Downunder 5.00 Getaway 5.30 The Block
6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.30 Seinfeld 2.30 Spin City 3.30 Wipeout 4.30 The 12.50 Movie: Asunder (M 1998) US Bachelor thriller. Blair Underwood, Debbi Morgan 6.30 Top Gear 3.00 Home Shopping
11.40 Black Sheep Squadron 12.45 Movie: Fortress 2 – Re-Entry (M 2000) US action. Christopher Lambert, Beth Toussaint 2.45 Movie: Having 6.00 Sabrina The Teenage Wonderful Time (G 1938) US comedy. Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr Witch 4.00 Leyland Brothers World 5.00 Globe 6.30 Becker 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Trekker: Southern Italy
8.00 Becker 8.30 Star Trek Voyager
5.30 Home Shopping
6.00 Malcolm And Eddie 6.30 Buck Rogers 7.30 Ned And Stacey 8.00 Home Shopping 9.00 NBC Today 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 Picture This 12.30 Baywatch 1.30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show 2.00 AFL Premiership Season – Great Western Sydney v Richmond 5.00 Hook Line & Sinker 5.30 Swords
6.30 Air Crash Investigations 7.30 Mythbusters 8.30 Shockwave 10.30 V8 Supercars Hidden Valley
11.30 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 12.30 V.I.P. 1.30 Baywatch 2.30 The Rockford Files 4.30 Newsradio 5.00 Adam 12
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6.00 Movie: The Colditz Story (G 1957) WWII drama. Eric Portman, Lionel Jeffries 8.00 Infomercials 9.30 Allo Allo 10.05 Movie: Twice Round The Daffodils (PG 1962) UK comedy. Donald Sinden, Juliet Mills 11.50 Movie: The Bargee (PG 1964) UK comedy. Harry Corbett, Hugh Griffith 12.00 Movie: The Comedians (PG 1967) US drama. Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor 5.00 The Block 5.30 Movie: Serving Sara (PG 2002) German romantic comedy. Matthew Perry, Elizabeth Hurley
7.30 Antiques Roadshow 8.30 CSI: NY (M) 9.30 CSI: Miami (M) 10.30 CSI (M)
11.30 Conan (M) 12.20 Psychic TV 1.50 Movie: Orders To Kill (PG 1959) WWII drama. Eddie Albert, J Robertson Justice 4.00 Movie: The Brigand Of Kandahar (PG 1965) UK adventure. Oliver Reed, Ronald Lewis 5.30 Discover Downunder
SUNDAY 17 ABC 1
5.00 rage (PG) 6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Insiders 10.00 Inside Business 10.30 Offsiders 11.00 Asia Pacific Focus 11.30 Songs Of Praise 12.00 Landline 1.00 Gardening Australia 1.30 Message Stick 2.00 Simple Cooking 2.30 Walk On The Wild Side 3.00 The Story Of Rufus Wainwright’s Debut Opera (M) 4.30 Symphonia Eluvium 5.00 Voyage To The Planets
6.00 Auction Room 6.30 Compass 7.00 ABC News 7.30 How To Grow A Planet 8.30 Wallander Sidetracked (M) 10.05 Mad As Hell 10.30 Movie: Bliss – The Director’s Cut (MA 1985) Australian comedy. Barry Otto, Lynette Curran
6.00 Thalassa 6.30 World News Australia 7.30 Lost World Clash Of The Dinosaurs 8.30 Inside Nature’s Giants 9.45 Movie: Downfall (MAV 2004) German drama
Britain 12.25 Movie: The Golden Door (M 6.00 NBN News 2006) Italian drama 2.30 Weatherwatch 9.30 Movie: Jarhead (AV 2005) 6.30 The Block German biography. Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx
SBS 2
7.30 The Voice
5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 12.05 Championship Netball 2.00 9.30 Tricky Business 5.30 Euro Football Highlights NASCAR Sprint Cup LIVE – Michigan 10.30 CSI: Miami (M) 11.30 Flashpoint (M) 12.30 What Would 6.40 Iron Chef You Do? (M) 1.30 Spyforce 2.30 Home PRIME 7.30 Ninja Warrior 6.00 Kids’ Programs 6.30 Religion 7.00 Shopping 4.00 Good Morning America 8.00 Unbeatable Banzuke Weekend Sunrise 10.00 The Morning 5.00 Early Morning News 8.30 The Fight Show 11.00 Dinner Date 12.00 GO! 9.30 Movie: Ship Of No Return (M 2008) Part 1 of Breaking The Magician’s Code 1.00 6.00 Kids’ Programs 11.30 Surfsport Audi Truth In 24 2.00 V8 Supercars LIVE German drama – Hidden Valley 5.30 Highway Patrol 12.30 Eclipse 1.00 Fishing Australia 11.15 Movie: Nowhere In Africa 1.30 Seinfeld 2.30 Spin City 3.30 (M 2001) German drama 1.40 6.00 Seven News Wipeout 4.30 The Voice 6.30 Dancing With The Stars Weatherwatch 6.30 The Middle
12.45 Making Opera Bliss (M) 1.15 Movie: Jet Storm (PG 1959) UK TEN thriller. Richard Attenborough, 6.00 Religion 7.00 Supreme Cat 8.00 Stanley Baker 2.40 rage Working With Dangerous Animals 9.00 Hot30 Countdown 12.00 ABC 2 Championship Netball 4.00 Meet 6.00 Kids’ Programs The Press 4.30 The Bolt Report 5.00 7.00 Spicks And Specks TEN News
7.30 Fat And Fatter 8.30 Sunday Best (M) 10.05 Tribal Wives
Australian Rally Championship 1.00 Isle Home Shopping Of Man TT 2.00 What’s Up Down Under 2.30 Pressure Cook 3.00 Get Smart 3.30 NBN True Heroes 4.30 M*A*S*H 5.00 Fishin’ 6.00 Home Shopping 7.00 Weekend Today 10.00 Wide World Of Sports Trip 5.30 I Fish 11.00 Sunday Footy Show 1.00 6.00 Crash Course Cybershack 1.30 Joanna Lumley’s 6.30 Mega Bridges Nile 2.30 Tricky Business 3.30 Road To 7.30 Cops London 4.00 Sunday Football – Wests 8.00 Moto2 LIVE – Great Tigers v Sydney Roosters
6.00 The Project 6.30 Last Man Standing 7.00 New Girl 11.05 The Warehouse Comedy Festival 7.30 Masterchef Australia (M) 11.35 Deadwood (MA) 1.25 8.30 Touch (M) Heartland 2.05 News 2.10 Close 9.30 MotoGP LIVE – Great ABC NEWS 24 Britain
9.30 Castle (M)
7.30 The Big Bang Theory
7TWO
9.30 Michael Jackson’s This Is It
11.30 Serial Killers (MA) 12.30 Alan Sugar: The Apprentice (M) 2.00 Home 8.30 Suburgatory (M) 9.00 The Big Bang Theory (M) Shopping 5.30 News 6.30 Route 66 7.30 Naked City 8.00 Welcome Back Kotter 8.30 Home Shopping 9.30 Home And Away 11.45 Movie: A Story Of David (PG 1960) UK drama. Jeff Chandler, David Knight 1.50 Movie: Three On A Couch (G 1966) US comedy. Jerry Lewis, Janet Leigh 4.10 The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Tattoo
6.30 Bargain Hunt 7.30 Are You Being Served?
4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World 1.00 Infomercial 4.00 Religion 5.30 8.00 Take On The Takeaway News 5.30 Big Ideas 6.00 7.30 6.30 Infomercial 8.30 Escape To The Country One Plus One 7.00 ABC News 7.30 ELEVEN 9.45 60 Minute Makeover The World This Week 8.00 Weekend 10.45 Homes Under The Hammer 12.00 Breakfast 9.00 Insiders 10.00 Weekend 6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn Royal Upstairs Downstairs 12.40 Movie: Breakfast 11.30 State To State 12.00 Medicine Woman 10.00 Masterchef A Story Of David 2.45 Leyland Brothers ABC News 12.45 Technology Quarter Australia 5.00 Infomercial 5.30 The World 3.40 Route 66 4.30 Naked City 1.00 Big Ideas 2.00 ABC News 2.30 Brady Bunch 5.00 Home Shopping Offsiders 3.00 ABC News 3.30 The 6.00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 7MATE World This Week 4.00 ABC News 4.15 Planet America 5.00 ABC News 5.30 6.30 Becker 6.30 The Virginian 8.00 Malcolm And Asia Pacific Focus 6.00 ABC News 6.30 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Eddie 8.30 Home Shopping 9.30 The Australian Story 7.00 ABC News 7.30 8.30 Movie: Adam (M 2009) Jeff Foxworthy Show 10.00 AFL Game One Plus One 8.00 Insiders 9.00 ABC US romantic drama. Hugh Day 11.30 Footy Flashbacks 1.00 TJ News 9.30 Big Ideas 10.00 ABC News Dancy, Rose Byrne Hooker 2.00 V.I.P. 4.00 The Drew 10.30 Inside Business 11.00 ABC News 10.40 Becker 11.30 Everybody Loves Carey Show 4.30 My Wife And Kids 11.30 State To State 12.00 Landline Raymond 12.30 Dr Quinn Medicine 5.30 Scrubs 1.00 Newshour 2.00 BBC World News Woman 1.30 Happy Days 2.00 Britain’s 6.30 Movie: Remember 2.30 7.30 3.00 Asia Pacific Focus 3.30 Next Top Model 3.00 Becker 3.30 The Titans (PG 2000) 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.00 Dr US biography. Denzel Quinn Medicine Woman 5.00 Happy Washington, Will Patton SBS 1 Days 5.30 The Brady Bunch 9.00 Movie: Monty Python’s 5.00 World News 8.30 PopAsia 10.30 Meaning Of Life (M 1983) Football Asia 11.00 Football Feature ONE HD UK comedy. John Cleese, 12.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12.30 6.00 Magic Of The FA Cup 7.00 World Of Graham Chapman Speedweek 2.00 World Superbike Free Sports 7.30 Omnisport 8.00 World Championships 2.30 World News Championship Triathlon – Ishigaki And 11.20 V8 Supercars – Hidden Valley 3.30 Bikini Revolution 4.30 Australian Huatulco 9.00 NASCAR Nationwide 12.20 Picture This 12.50 Baywatch 2.00 Biography 5.00 Cycling Central Series 10.00 NASCAR Sprint Cup 12.00 V.I.P. 4.00 TJ Hooker 5.00 Adam 12 5.30
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11.50 Human Target (M) 12.20 Watchmen: The Complete Motion Comic (AV) 1.00 Fur TV (MA) 1.30 Rapid Response 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Human Target (M) 5.00 Kids’ Programs
GEM
6.00 Infomercials 6.30 Movie: The Queen Of Spades (PG 1949) UK drama. Anton Walbrook, Edith Evans 8.30 Infomercials 10.00 Movie: The Ghost Of St Michael’s (PG 1941) UK comedy. Charles Hawtrey, Will Hay 11.40 Movie: The Titfield Thunderbolt (G 1953) UK comedy. Stanley Holloway, John Gregson 1.30 Getaway 2.00 Movie: Colt .45 (PG 1950) Western. Randolph Scott, Zachary Scott 3.30 Movie: Funny Girl (G 1968) US biography. Barbra Streisand, Omar Sharif
6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Life In The Undergrowth 8.35 Movie: The Family Man (M 2000) US comedy. Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni
11.10 Friends 11.40 Movie: The History Of The World Part 1 (M 1981) US comedy. Mel Brooks, Dom DeLuise 1.30 Friends 2.00 Home Shopping 4.30 Religion 5.00 Adventures In Rainbow Country 5.30 Today
MONDAY 18
Supershow (M) 10.30 MotoGP Great Britain
NBN
5.30 Today 9.00 Mornings 11.00 Home 12.30 Championship Netball 2.30 ABC 1 SBS 2 Shopping 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres M*A*S*H 3.00 Hogan’s Heroes 3.30 4.00 The New Inventors 4.30 Collectors 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News Show 1.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Kids’ Compete For The Meat (M) 4.30 Whose Programs 4.30 NBN News 5.30 Hot Seat 5.00 Gardening Australia 5.30 Catalyst 5.30 Euro Football Highlights Line Is It Anyway? 5.30 I Fish 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 6.35 Come Dine With Me 6.00 NBN News 10.00 Kids’ Programs 11.00 Landline PRIME 7.00 The Block Greece 12.00 Midday Report 12.30 How To 7.30 Can GM Food Save The 6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 7.30 The Voice Grow A Planet 1.30 The New Inventors 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: 8.25 Lotto World? 2.00 Parliament Question Time 3.00 8.30 Monster Jellyfish Unstable (M 2009) Canadian drama. 9.00 Tricky Business Kids’ Programs Shiri Appleby, David Alpay 2.00 Dr Oz 10.00 CSI: NY (M) 9.30 The World Game 6.00 Grand Designs 3.00 Border Patrol 3.30 Kid’s Programs 11.00 A Current Affair 11.30 Super 10.30 Movie: A Short Film 7.00 ABC News About Killing (MAV 1988) 4.30 Seven News 5.00 The Price Is Right Rugby Extra Time 12.30 The Whole 7.30 7.30 5.30 Deal Or No Deal Truth (M) 1.30 Skippy 2.00 Infomercials Polish drama 8.00 Australian Story 6.00 Prime News 3.30 Good Morning America 5.00 Early 12.05 Weatherwatch 8.30 Four Corners Morning News 6.30 Seven News
9.20 Media Watch 9.35 Q&A
10.35 Lateline 11.10 The Business 11.35 Midsomer Murders (M) 1.10 Parliament Question Time 2.10 Jedis & Juggalos: Your Census Guide 2.40 rage 3.30 Shute Shield Rugby Union
ABC 2
6.00 Kids’ Programs
7.00 Spicks And Specks 7.30 Doctor Who 8.30 Tribal Wives 9.30 Bored To Death (M) 10.00 Louie (M) 10.25 The Gruen Transfer (M)
11.00 Dragons’Den 12.00 Breaking Bad (M) 12.45 Cold Feet (M) 1.35 London Live 2.05 ABC News 2.10 Close
ABC NEWS 24
4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Big Ideas 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 ABC News 12.30 Asia Pacific Focus 1.00 ABC News 2.00 Parliament Question Time 3.30 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital Hill 5.45 Finance Quarter 6.00 The Drum 6.45 Health Quarter 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Grandstand 8.00 ABC News 8.30 The Business 9.00 The World 9.30 Q&A 10.30 ABC News 11.00 The Drum 11.45 Health Quarter 12.00 ABC News 12.30 Lateline 1.00 Newshour 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The Business 3.00 Australia Network News 3.30 7.30
SBS 1
5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News 1.00 Movie: Obaba (M 2005) Spanish drama 3.00 Letters And Numbers 3.30 World News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5.00 The Crew 5.30 Living Black
6.00 Letters And Numbers 6.30 World News Australia 7.30 Mythbusters 8.30 Man vs Wild 9.30 Shameless (MA) 10.30 World News Australia
TEN
6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Circle 11.30 The Workers 12.00 Dr Phil (M) 1.00 The Doctors 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Judge Judy 3.30 Everyday Gourmet 4.00 Totally Wild 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful 5.00 Ten News
6.00 The Project 7.00 Masterchef Australia 8.00 Last Man Standing 8.30 NCIS (M) 9.30 NCIS: Los Angeles (M) 10.30 Late News
7.00 Home And Away 7.30 Border Security 8.00 The Force 8.30 Revenge (M) 9.30 Body Of Proof (M)
GO!
6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Seinfeld 1.30 Entertainment Tonight 2.00 TMZ 2.30 The Nanny 3.00 Kids’ Programs 5.00 The Voice
11.30 30 Rock (M) 12.00 Picture This 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.30 Home Shopping 5.30 News
8.00 Top Gear 9.30 Spartacus: Vengeance (AV) 6.30 Total Girl 9.00 Home And Away
7TWO
9.30 Sons And Daughters 10.00 Coronation Street 10.30 Shortland Street 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00 11.15 The Late Show 12.00 The Hit Kojak (M) 1.00 Covert Affairs (M) 2.00 Rater.Com 12.30 Infomercials 4.00 Movie: Last Of The Comanches (PG 1953) Western. Broderick Crawford, Religion 5.30 Infomercial Johnny Stewart 4.00 Petkeeping 4.30 ELEVEN Please Sir! 5.00 Murphy Brown 5.30 6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn Mad About You Medicine Woman 10.00 7th Heaven 6.00 Dad’s Army 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Charmed 6.30 Bargain Hunt 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 7.30 Heartbeat Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker 9.40 Hamish Macbeth 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 11.50 The Worst Week Of My Life (M) The Brady Bunch 12.20 The Thin Blue Line 1.00 Kojak 6.00 The Simpsons (M) 2.00 Bargain Hunt 3.00 Petkeeping 6.30 Neighbours 3.30 Leyland Brothers World 4.30 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond Shortland Street 5.00 Home Shopping
11.30 Fringe (M) 12.30 The Nanny 1.00 Wipeout 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Charlie’s Angels 5.00 Animaniacs 5.30 The Flintstones
10.00 NBC Meet The Press 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.00 Miami Vice (M) 2.00 S.W.A.T. 3.00 V8 Supercars – Hidden Valley 5.00 Fifth Gear 5.30 That ’70s Show
11.30 Law & Order (M) 12.30 Footy Classified (M) 1.30 Friends 2.00 Home Shopping 4.30 Religion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Today
GEM
6.00 Today 9.00 Home Shopping 10.30 Alive & Cooking 11.00 Friends 12.00 Movie: The Duke Wore Jeans (G 1958) UK comedy. Tommy Steele, June Laverick 2.00 Antiques Roadshow 3.00 Life In The Undergrowth 4.00 The Block 5.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show
6.00 Friends 7.00 The Zoo 7.30 Journey To The Centre Of The Planet 8.30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 7MATE 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 NBC Today 10.30 Trouble In Paradise (M)
8.00 Raising Hope 8.30 Fashion Star 9.30 Being Lara Bingle 10.00 Dollhouse (M)
11.00 Frasier 12.00 The Late Late Show 1.00 King Of Queens 1.30 Happy Days 2.00 The Love Boat 3.00 Charmed 4.00 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 5.00 7th Heaven
6.00 Scrubs 7.00 My Name Is Earl ONE HD 7.30 Pimp My Ride 6.30 Omnisport 7.00 Sportscar Series 8.30 American Dad (M) 9.30 Championship Netball 11.30 9.30 Family Guy (M) Rugby Classic Match 1.30 Crash Course 10.30 American Dad (M) 2.00 The WWE Experience 3.00 I Fish 3.30 Beach Patrol 4.00 Big Fish 4.30 Beach Patrol 5.00 I Fish 5.30 Hogan’s Heroes
6.00 M*A*S*H 6.30 Get Smart 7.00 Cops 11.00 The World Game 12.00 SOS (G/ 7.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? MA) 1.20 South Park (M) 1.50 The Ricky 8.30 Melbourne International Gervais Show (M) 2.15 Weatherwatch Comedy Festival All Star
11.00 My Name Is Earl 11.30 The Sexy Ads Show (MA) 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 Miami Vice (M) 3.00 The Virginian 4.30 Newsradio 5.00 Adam 12 5.30 Home Shopping
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7.00 Cops 7.30 Undercover Boss USA Brotherhood (MAV 2004) South Korean 8.30 Cops (M) ABC 1 war drama 3.25 Weatherwatch 9.30 Ross Kemp In 5.30 Kids’ Programs 6.00 ABC News Afghanistan (M) 9.30 Business Today 10.00 Kids’ SBS 2 Programs 11.00 Big Ideas 12.00 Midday 5.00 Weatherwatch 6.00 World News 10.30 Las Vegas Strip (M) Report 12.30 Q&A 1.30 Compass 2.00 5.30 Euro Football Highlights Parliament Question Time 3.00 Kids’ 6.35 Come Dine With Me Programs Greece
6.00 Time Team 7.00 ABC News 7.30 7.30 8.00 Race To London 8.30 Foreign Correspondent 9.30 QI 10.00 Jennifer Byrne Presents (M) 10.30 Lateline
7.30 T Rex 8.30 The Trials Of J Robert Oppenheimer 9.30 Movie: Forbidden Fruit (M 2009) Finnish drama
7.00 Spicks And Specks 7.30 Doctor Who 8.30 Good Game 9.00 Archer (M) 9.30 Sanctuary (M) 10.10 The Gruen Transfer (M)
6.00 The Project 7.00 Masterchef Australia 8.00 Being Lara Bingle 8.30 Bikie Wars Brothers In Arms (M) 9.30 NCIS (M) 10.40 Spaced (M) 11.05 Gavin And 10.30 Late News
Stacey (M) 11.35 Torchwood (M) 12.30 11.15 The Late Show 12.00 Fishin’Trip Spaced (M) 12.55 Heartland 1.40 ABC 12.30 Infomercials 4.00 Religion 5.30 Infomercial News 1.45 Close
ABC NEWS 24
4.00 Newshour 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Newsline 6.00 ABC News 9.30 Business Today 10.00 ABC News 12.30 Newsline 1.00 ABC News 2.00 Parliament Question Time 3.30 Afternoon Live 5.30 Capital Hill 5.45 Culture Quarter 6.00 The Drum 6.45 Rural Quarter 7.00 ABC News 7.30 Grandstand 8.00 ABC News 8.30 The Business 9.00 The World 10.00 The Drum 10.45 Rural Quarter 11.00 ABC News 11.30 7.30 12.00 ABC News 12.30 Lateline 1.00 Newshour 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The Business 3.00 Australia Network News 3.30 7.30
ELEVEN
NBN
5.30 Today 9.00 Mornings 11.00 Home Shopping 12.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show 1.00 Days Of Our Lives 3.00 Kids’ 11.30 M*A*S*H 12.00 24 (M) 1.00 Programs 4.30 NBN News 5.30 Hot Seat Hogan’s Heroes 1.30 Omnisport 2.00 6.00 NBN News Australian Rally Championship 3.00 7.00 A Current Affair Liverpool Football
7.30 The Block 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 6.00 Sunrise 9.00 The Morning Show 9.00 2 Broke Girls (M) 11.30 Seven News 12.00 Movie: 9.30 Two And A Half Men Family Sins (M 2004) US drama. Kirstie 10.00 Survivor: One World
PRIME
11.20 Movie: Buddha Collapsed Out Alley, Deanna Milligan 2.00 Dr Oz 3.00 Of Shame (M 2007) Iranian drama Border Patrol 3.30 Kids’ Programs 4.30 Seven News 5.00 The Price Is Right 5.30 12.50 Weatherwatch Deal Or No Deal
11.05 The Business 11.35 Four Corners TEN 12.20 Media Watch 12.35 Parliament 6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Circle 11.30 Question Time 1.35 Time Team 2.30 The Workers 12.00 Dr Phil 1.00 The Doctors 2.00 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 Victorian Football League Judge Judy 3.30 Everyday Gourmet ABC 2 4.00 Totally Wild 4.30 The Bold And 6.00 Kids’ Programs The Beautiful 5.00 Ten News
Motor Mate 4.30 Newsradio 5.00 Adam 12 5.30 Home Shopping
6.00 Prime News 6.30 Seven News 7.00 Home And Away 7.30 Once Upon A Time 8.30 Packed To The Rafters 9.30 Pictures Of You 10.15 Air Crash Investigations
11.00 Kitchen Nightmares USA (M) 12.00 Chase (M) 1.00 Entertainment Tonight 1.30 Home Shopping 3.30 Good Morning America 5.00 Early Morning News
GO!
6.00 Kids’ Programs 1.00 Seinfeld 1.30 Entertainment Tonight 2.00 TMZ 2.30 The Nanny 3.00 Kids’ Programs
6.00 Seinfeld 6.30 Two And A Half Men
11.15 Gangs Of Oz (M) 12.20 Home 7.00 The Big Bang Theory Shopping 5.30 News
7TWO
6.30 Total Girl 9.00 Home And Away 9.30 Sons And Daughters 10.00 Coronation Street 10.30 Shortland Street 11.00 Bargain Hunt 12.00 Kojak (M) 1.00 Covert Affairs (M) 2.00 Movie: The Private Navy Of Sgt O’Farrell (G 1968) US comedy. Bob Hope, Phyllis Diller 4.00 Petkeeping 4.30 Please Sir! 5.00 Murphy Brown 5.30 Mad About You
6.00 Kids’ Programs 9.00 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 10.00 7th Heaven 11.00 The Love Boat 12.00 Charmed 6.00 Dad’s Army 1.00 Jag 2.00 MacGyver 3.00 6.30 Bargain Hunt Infomercial 3.30 Cheers 4.00 Becker 7.30 Movie: Steel Magnolias 4.30 Family Ties 5.00 Happy Days 5.30 (PG 1989) US drama. The Brady Bunch
7.30 Movie: Big Momma’s House 2 (PG 2005) US comedy. Martin Lawrence, Emily Proctor 9.30 Movie: Get Shorty (MA 1995) US comedy. John Travolta, Danny DeVito
11.30 1000 Ways To Die (AV) 12.00 TMZ 12.30 The Nanny 1.00 Wipeout 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Charlie’s Angels 5.00 Animaniacs 5.30 The Flintstones
GEM
6.00 Today 9.00 Home Shopping 10.30 Alive & Cooking 11.00 Friends 12.00 Movie: West Of Zanzibar (G 1954) UK adventure. Anthony Steel, Sheila Sim 2.00 Air Crash Confidential 3.00 The Zoo 3.30 Journey To The Centre Of The Planet 4.30 The Block 5.00 The Ellen Degeneres Show
Shirley MacLaine, Julia 6.00 The Simpsons Roberts 6.30 Neighbours 10.00 Movie: Stepmom (PG 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 1998) US comedy. Julia 8.00 Rules Of Engagement Roberts, Susan Sarandon 6.00 Friends 9.00 The Office 12.40 Mad About You 1.05 Kojak (M) 9.30 Reno 911! (M) 2.00 Bargain Hunt 3.00 Petkeeping 7.00 The Zoo 11.25 Nurse Jackie (M) 12.00 The Late 3.30 Leyland Brothers World 4.30 7.30 Yes Minister Late Show 1.00 King Of Queens 1.30 Shortland Street 5.00 Home Shopping 8.30 Harry’s Law (M) Happy Days 2.00 The Love Boat 3.00 SBS 1 9.30 The Closer (M) 10.30 Rizzoli & Isles (M) 5.00 Weatherwatch 5.05 World News Charmed 4.00 Dr Quinn Medicine 7MATE 1.00 Movie: Boudu (M 2005) French Woman 5.00 7th Heaven comedy 3.00 Letters And Numbers ONE HD 3.30 World News 4.00 The Journal 4.30 6.00 I Fish 6.30 Omnisport 7.00 World Newshour 5.30 Global Village Championship Triathlon – Ishigaki And 6.00 Letters And Numbers Huatulco 8.00 World Of Free Sports 6.30 World News Australia 8.30 MLB Player Poll 9.00 Major League 7.30 Who Do You Think You Baseball – LIVE 12.00 Championship Are? Netball 2.00 Omnisport 2.30 I Fish 3.00 8.40 Death Unexplained Beach Patrol 3.30 Get Smart 4.00 Big Fish 4.30 Beach Patrol 5.00 I Fish 5.30 9.30 Are You Good Or Evil? Hogan’s Heroes 10.30 World News Australia 11.00 Movie: Mommo The Bogeyman 6.00 M*A*S*H (PG 2009) Turkish drama 12.45 Movie: 6.30 Get Smart
6.30 Kids’ Programs 9.00 NBC Today 11.30 Law & Order (M) 12.30 Friends 11.00 Adam 12 11.30 Newsradio 12.00 1.00 Dangerman 2.00 Home Shopping TJ Hooker 1.00 Miami Vice (M) 2.00 4.30 Religion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Today S.W.A.T. 3.00 Motor Mate 4.30 Monster Garage 5.30 That ’70s Show
6.30 Scrubs 7.30 Mythbusters 8.30 Family Guy (M) 9.00 American Dad (M) 9.30 Family Guy (M) 10.30 American Dad (M)
11.30 Olivia Lee (M) 12.00 TJ Hooker 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 Miami Vice (M) 3.00
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