Business Directory

January / February 2021 Business Directory 47

Important dates in Costa Rica:

All ARCR Seminars for expats have been temporarily postponed due to Covid -19. Dates for future Seminars will be announced at a later time.

Alejandro Piercy

Official Translator for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs English-Spanish / Español-Inglés

(506) 8726-3100 alejandro.piercy@gmail.com www.translations.co.cr

Funniest One Liners

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila.

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

NEW Catastrophic Insurance Plan

Available through INS Costa Rica! If you want health insurance coverage in the event of a catastrophe, this might be exactly what you’re looking for! (Requires minimum overnight hospital stay.)

Sonia Gómez García Licencia número 08-1271 Bancrédito Seguros

Bancrédito Seguros is the new, official ARCR provider for INS insurance. We offer all types of insurance for homes and condos (ask about the Hogar Comprensivo option for condos) and automobiles. Options for automobile insurance deductibles are also available. Our staff is highly trained to give you the best service possible. Call or drop by and see Carlos David Ortiz or Juan Carlos Calero in the Insurance office in the ARCR complex for a quote. We'll find the ideal policy to fit your needs!