January / February 2021
Business Directory Important dates in Costa Rica: All ARCR Seminars for expats have been temporarily postponed due to Covid -19. Dates for future Seminars will be announced at a later time.
Funniest One Liners Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. I always take life with a grain of salt... plus a slice of lemon... and a shot of tequila. Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR." Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Alejandro Piercy Official Translator for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
English-Spanish / EspaĂąol-InglĂŠs (506) 8726-3100 alejandro.piercy@gmail.com www.translations.co.cr
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