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BAD POETRY 01:50 09:07:14

I AM NOT A POET


MINIMALLY INSPIRED

MINIMALISM

I POST UNFILTERED PHOTOS


I’M BIG CITY CONCEITED

(BUT)

YOU ONLY ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR PREDILECTION WITHOUT IT.

I’M GRUBBY IN MY BEST I’M AT MY BEST WHEN IM GRUBBY


I LEFT MY SOLE ON THE STREETS OF MANHATTAN

73% OF MY CLASSICAL LITERATURE REMAINS UNREAD


THE THEME OF MY WORK IS LACKING LACKING ITALICS

I PREFER ACTORS WITH THEATRE TRAINING, THEY’RE HIGH FUNCTIONING APPLAUSE SEEKERS


HAPPINE$$ IS ALWAYS JUSTIFIABLE BUT RARELY AFFORDABLE I WOULD SACRIFICE EVERYTHING SO THAT I COULD PRETEND TO LIVE IN EXCESS


LAS VEGAS (3AM) OFFERED AN APARTMENT I WENT TO THE DESERT TO FEEL SOMETHING. I FELT ABANDONED

PARAMOUNT STUDIOS PERMANENT KNEE INJURY RODEO DRIVE THE FONZ IN PASTEL SLACKS


I DIDN’T SWEAR UNTIL I WAS 20.

AWKWARD TV EMBARRASSES ME.

I SKIP LITERARY SEX SCENES.

WHEN IM STRESSED I CAN BE FOUND IN THE CINEMA WHEN I’M SCARED I CAN BE FOUND IN A CROWD WHEN I’M SAD I CAN’T BE FOUND


LONELINESS IS A SIDEEFFECT OF BAD GENETICS. BLAME YOUR PARENTS.

LOS ANGELES CAN BE RUINED BY BAD COMPANY


I BITE MY NAILS WHEN THINKING ABOUT ‘THE NEW’

I LISTEN TO FEMININE ROCK WHEN I HATE MYSELF, OR OTHERS.


UNIVERSITY NOUN (PL.UNIVERSITIES)

TEMPORARILY ACHIEVING AND POSSESSING SELF WORTH.

THE NOU-YAWK SUBWAY IS A SWEATY OLD MAN IN A THREE PIECE SUIT


WITHOUT MAKES YOU RICH

WITHOUT DOES NOT LEAVE YOU LACKING

TO EXIST HERE IS TO EXIST WITHOUT

A DREAM TO BE COUTURIER CLAD WITH A CANINE COMPANION. SEVEN CAFFEINE HITS A DAY.


IN NEW YORK CITY

KINGDOM MORALS & ABILITIES TO BE RICH STYLISH & PRETTY

SANDSTORMS AND CONTACT LENSES ARE INCOMPATIBLE


IF I WAS GIVEN A HOUSE / TO RESIDE A KITCHEN / TO COOK A GARDEN / TO GROW

TRAVEL ADVICE TRAVEL ALONE

I WOULD RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.


I’VE BEEN SLICED/LOST/REMOVED GIVEN UP OPPORTUNITY/SUGAR/RESIDENCE FLOWN FOR 88 HOURS IN A SKY OF ICE. EMBRACED BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE NOW I’M BACK AND LACKING LISTS

I FELL IN LOVE 84 TIMES IN 84 DAYS


TIMES SQUARE LOST IN TACK ALIVE IN LIGHTS

DON’T BE MISTAKEN BY AN ARTIST’S VULNERABILITY. IT COULD JUST BE ARROGANCE.


ELEANORORCHARD@LIVE.COM.AU

LETS TRAVEL 10,000 MILES FOR NO APPARENT REASON

WWW.ELEANORORCHARD.COM


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