Episode 3 Part 1 1. ANNIE [sending email]: ‘Dear dream date. 2. My name is Annie! I’m 19 and I love animals, and, and – and I love chocolate: chocolate ice 3. cream, chocolate cake, boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse …’ 4. BRIDGET: What are you doing, Annie? 5. ANNIE: Nothing! 6. BRIDGET: What’s this? 7. ‘Dream date, make my dream come true … ‘ 8. ANNIE: Oh, how did that get there? 9. BRIDGET: How sweet! 10. Sound of fitness video playing in background 11. Hector! Hector. 12. HECTOR: Oh hi, Bridget. 13. BRIDGET: And up!! 14. Oh well, keep going, Hector. 15. ANNIE: Aah I see Hector found Cindy’s one hundred and one top exercises then. 16. BRIDGET: Yes! 17. ANNIE: Oh, good try Hector. 18. BRIDGET: Cindy is so old fashioned, I can teach Hector how to exercise! 19. Exercise with Cindy, no, exercise with Bridget, yes … 20. HECTOR: But … ! 21. BRIDGET: It’s OK, I can do it! Music please, Annie. Follow me. 22. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and – one-two-three –four-five-six-seven-
eight! 23. More energy please! One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight 24. One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight. One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight … 25. OK, faster still! Left leg up! Left leg up! 26. HECTOR and ANNIE: Left leg up! 27. ANNIE: Oh, my leg hurts! 28. BRIDGET: Come on, keep it up! Come on, come on, faster … 29. ANNIE: Oh, hi Nick, we’re exercising. 30. NICK: I can see. 31. BRIDGET: Oh, phew, OK. Let’s get a drink! 32. ANNIE: Oh, I must check my emails. 33. BRIDGET: Would you like some water, Hector? 34. HECTOR: Oh no, no, after you. 35. BRIDGET: No, you first. 36. HECTOR: Oh, no, no, no, ladies first. 37. BRIDGET: No, no, you first. 38. HECTOR: No, you first. 39. HECTOR
and BRIDGET: No, …
40. NICK: OH, give it to me! 41. ANNIE: Oh, goody! Three messages. Oh dear. 42. NICK: What’s wrong? 43. BRIDGET: Annie’s been on the Internet – again! 44. HECTOR: The Internet? 45. BRIDGET: To find a boyfriend! 46. NICK: Oh, let’s see! 47. ANNIE: Oh no, don’t look. 48. NICK: Oh come on Annie! 49. ANNIE: Oh, all right then.
50. NICK: ‘Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here! 51. I am the racquet – Will you be my ball?’ Ugh! 52. ANNIE: OK, number two. 53. NICK: Mmm. Erm – ‘Dear Annie! 54. I love animals too.’ Mmm. 55. ‘They are so beautiful in their glass boxes. Come and see them. 56. Tony Green (Taxidermist).’ 57. ANNIE: A taxidermist! Oh, how horrible! 58. NICK: Oh Charlie, here boy! [Whistles] Dog barks 59. ANNIE: It’s OK, Charlie. 60. HECTOR: Annie, what is a taxidermist? 61. ANNIE: Erm, well it’s, it’s a, ah, oh never mind. 62. NICK: Third time lucky. 63. ANNIE: Hope so. 64. NICK: Hmm. ‘Annie, can you cook like my mother? 65. Do you like trains? 66. Can you meet me today? 67. Giles Smith aged twenty four. 68. P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5 p.m.’ 69. Oh dear! 70. ANNIE: Oh, I’ll never get a boyfriend! 71. Bridget always has a boyfriend. 72. NICK: Has she? 73. 74. HECTOR: Ah-yum-ah-ah … 75. NICK: Annie, look, it’s not what you write, it’s, it’s how you write it. 76. [Uh?]. I bet I could get a 77. girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. 78. ANNIE: Well yes Nick you could! 79. BRIDGET: I bet you could not! 80. NICK: I could! 81. BRIDGET: OK, what would you write? 82. NICK: I’m six foot tall.
83. BRIDGET: Five foot eleven. 84. NICK: I have blonde hair. 85. BRIDGET: Mousey brown. 86. NICK: I love animals. 87. BRIDGET: Ha! 88. NICK: And fast cars, and beautiful women. 89. ANNIE: I would write to you! 90. NICK: Would you? 91. ANNIE: Oh, come on Annie! Let’s go to the gym. 92. Oh Bridget no, not more exercise! 93. BRIDGET: See you later boys. 94. Oh and erm, Hector, would you do my washing for me? 95. HECTOR: Washing? OK. No problem. 96. ANNIE: Oh and Nick [uh] will you spray my plant for me please? 97. The spray is in the bathroom. 98. NICK: No problem. 99. HECTOR: Nick [ah-ah]. What is a taxidermist? 100.
NICK: Oh –well, well it’s, never mind.
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BRIDGET: ‘Chrissy! [sending email] Today Hector found Cindy’s exercise video, but I decided to help him with his exercises instead!’ Two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight! More energy please! ‘He really enjoyed it!’
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ANNIE: My leg hurts!
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BRIDGET: Come on, keep up!
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ANNIE: ‘Nadia. [sending email] I looked for a boyfriend on the Internet today and had three strange replies. One from a tennis player, too arrogant.’
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NICK: Ugh!
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ANNIE [sending email]: ‘One from a taxidermist, too horrible!’
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NICK: Oh Charlie! Here boy! [Whistles/dog barks]
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ANNIE [sending email]: ‘And one from a train spotter, too weird!’
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NICK: Oh dear!
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ANNIE: Oh, I’ll never get a boyfriend. But Bridget always has a boyfriend.
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NICK [sending email]: Dan! It’s so easy to find a girlfriend on the Internet.’ I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem.