Quote Book

DIL WORTHY QUOTES A collection of Jason Dilworth’s best words of wisdom, sans context. circ. Fall 2016 to Spring 2017

All quotes collected by the GD Class of 2018.

Designed By: Elizabeth Levengood

“I was never a baby. If I was, I blocked it out.”

“Adult coloring books are just a cry for help.”

“I’m all for a world without children.”

“Nothing is more exciting than stamps.”

“I think I need whiskey and It’s only 3 O’Clock.”

“Being someone who really likes knives.�

I think I’d sell my soul if that meant no more printing problems.

I want to haunt a planet.

The moral of the story is If your typography is good enough you can be a shitty person.

If your type is bad you better be a nice person.

A teacher died in Houghton and wasn’t found for a week...I feel like thats my future.

Thats very 2007 of you.

Christmas should die.

I don’t know how to use emojis.

You all should aspire to design those sticker packs on facebook.

Dogs can smell time.

“This printer is doing more work than typography 2.”

I will eat all dyes, except blue. That is just one that I will not eat.

Whats wrong with dead? I like dead. “Due Dates�

My favorite animals ever are possums.

You put butter on all sandwiches.

“Funeral cookies.”

You should always be skeptical of free food.

“How many of you just have, like, really bad ideas?”

I make it a goal to not join cults.

There is no joy in home ownership.

At least 90% of every photo taken is a sunset.

Nothing says security like good typography

I can’t say the word fun because I don’t believe in it.

The only thing I value in life is books.

I only want to sell face tattoos.

People don’t really want to take frozen turkeys off of someone on a bicycle.

You guys should totally start a bingo cult.

It’s never nice to see the sun.

Typefaces Roboto thin 50pt Roboto Medium 30pt Europa Bold 12pt 24 pt Europa light 30pt Azote light 30pt Majesti Banner bold 72pt DIN Condensed Bold 30pt DIN Alternate 30pt Gastromond Regular 60pt Didot Regular 30pt Didot Italic 30pt Baskerville 30pt

srry jason