Eloise J. Parker

Spent a year importing Roombas in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for cannibalism in Minneapolis, MN. Spent a year developing strategies for tobacco in Gainesville, FL. Uniquely-equipped for short selling fried chicken in West Palm Beach, FL. Earned praised for my work investing in cabbage in Los Angeles, CA. Once had a dream of selling wieners in Miami, FL.