El Toupée

This is the roller derby Facebook account for El Toupée a.k.a. "that big hairy dude who NSO's at Derby events" Roller Derby NSO: Roller Derby Announcer: travelling "Derby Whore" for hire... Misanthrope. Existential Nihilist. Libertarian. Borderline Sociopath. Just your garden-variety, neurologically maladjusted, emotionally dysfunctional no-longer-thirtysomething... 20+ piercings; 10% tattoo coverage; shaved head; a goatee you could hide an army in... and usually seen wearing a cowboy hat.