Tails to Tell

Notorious D.O.G.

Wallace, French Bulldog, age 9 Months

I know, I know—you recognize me. You’ve seen my beautiful face on the side of big trucks that say “The Poop Bandit” driving all over town. Some may say I was destined for fame, since my humans named me “Wallace,” after the evenmore-famous Biggie Smalls.

I am also aware that my image may strike fear into some people’s hearts, since I am usually seen wearing an intimidating eyepatch and called a Bandit. But don’t you worry, I’m as friendly as any Frenchie you’ve ever known. Some dogs may let the fame go to their head, but not me. I still love to play and greet new humans as much as I always have. I’m sorry, I’m not giving autographs at this time, but I’m always happy to mug for a camera.