emily’s going away 10 October 2012
monkeys prefer solar power to cheese pizza hotel for dogs eggs over easy nun ya business! a smiling castle (a.k.a. hold your horses) salting a sorcerer’s hat sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads demongun
soirée for sven 23 December 2013
the austrian e-mail (a.k.a. the big bang) steal your dad’s stamp they don’t know a dick from a pancake steel toe moccasins ... indians roll hard “SPORE! SPORE!” step 4: don’t get tazed things start to get sweeter with our new leader i wanna bone a drummer not a biker giggle cookies in the ‘80s
random gathering 3 January 2014
a monkey that is questionable two potent marijuana cigarettes every evening [ torque ] wires placed in the brain can be used to stimulate neurons as well as to destroy them [ force of gravity ] two armed men with top hats the hammerhead shark just shat a bicycle! what is the maximum height to which water can be sucked up a straw? [ absolute ]