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ARIES: March 21 – April 19 Aries author Marge Piercy writes, “The people I love the best jump into work headfirst without dallying in the shallows.dz The Aries people I love best will do just that in the coming days. ow is not the right time to wait around passively, laz ily hoping that something better will come along. or is it prudent to procrastinate or postpone decisions while shopping around for more options or collecting more research. Di˜eǡ Aries, dive!

TAU RU S: April 2 0 – May 2 0 Calvin and H ob b es is a comic strip by ill atterson. t ˆeatures a boy named al˜in and his stuffed tigerǡ obbes. n the first panel oˆ one storyǡ al˜in is seated at a school desk looking perplexed as he studies a question on a test, which reads Dzšplain ȑsaacȒ ewton’s irst aw oˆ otion in your own words.dz n the second panel, C alvin has a broad smile, suddenly imbued with inspiration. n the third panelǡ he writes his response to the test question: Dzaa ˆoob mog. rug pubbawup œin wattoom gaœor. humble spuœœ.dz The fourth panel shows him triumphant and relašedǡ proclaimingǡ Dz lo˜e loopholes.dz  propose that you use this scenario as your victorious metaphor in the coming weeks, Taurus. oo ˆor loopholesǨ nd use them to o˜ercome obstacles and sol˜e riddles.

GEMINI: May 21 – June 20 “It is a fault to wish to be understood before we have made ourselves clear to oursel˜esǡdz wrote philosopher and acti˜ist imone eil. ’m hoping that this horoscope of mine can help you avoid that mistae. n the coming wees and monthsǡ you will have a stronger-than-usual need to be seen for who you really are — to have your essential nature be appreciated and understood by people you care about. nd the best way to make sure that happens is to work hard right now on seeing, appreciatingǡ and understanding yourselˆ.

CANCER: June 21 – July 22 Some readers wish I would write more like C ormac McC arthy or Albert C amus or Raymond C handler: with spare simplicity. They accuse me oˆ being too lush and ešuberant in my prose. They want me to use shorter sentences and fewer adŒecti˜es. To them  sayǣ t ain’t gonna happen.  ha˜e ˆeelings similar to those oˆ best-selling C ancerian author Oliver Sacks, who Th e New Y ork Times called “one of the great clinical writers oˆ the ͜͞th century.dz Sacks once said, “I never use one adjective if six seem to me better and, in their cumulati˜e effectǡ more incisi˜e.  am haunted by the density of reality and try to capture this with Ǯthic description.’dz  bring these thoughts to your attention, my fellow C ancerianǡ because  thin it’s important ˆor you to be your lavish, sumptuous, complex selˆ in the coming wees. Don’t o˜ersimplify yourself or dumb yourself down, either intellectually or emotionally. Oǣ uly ͟͞ Ȃ ugust ͞͞ Travel writer Paul Theroux has journeyed long distances by train: once ˆrom ritain to apan and bac againǡ and then ˆrom assachusetts to rgentina. e also rode trains during part of his expedition ˆrom airo to ape Town. ere’s one oˆ his conclusions: “It is almost axiomatic that the worst trains take you through magical places.dz ’d lie to offer a milder ˜ersion of that counsel as your metaphor for the coming weeks: The funky, bumpy, rickety influences will bring you the best magic.

VIRGO: August 23 – Sept. 22 Philosopher Miguel de U namuno declared, “Everything that exalts and expands consciousness is good, while that which depresses and diminishes it is e˜il.dz This idea will be intensely true for and applicable to you in the coming weeks, irgo. t will be your sacred dutyȄboth to yourself and to those you care about—to enlarge your understandings of how the world works and to push your awareness to become more inclusi˜e and empathetic. hat’s your ˜ision oˆ paradiseǦonǦearthǫ ow is a good time to ha˜e ˆun imagining it.

LIBRA: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22 What do you want to be when you grow upǡ ibraǫ hat’s that you sayǫ ou firmly belie˜e you’re already all grown upǫ  hope not! In my vision of your destiny, you will always keep evolving and transforming; you will ceaselessly transcend your existing successes and push on to accomplish ˆurther breathroughs and ˜ictories. ow would be an excellent time to rededicate yourselˆ to this noble aspiration.  in˜ite you to dream and scheme about three specific wonders and mar˜els you would lie to ešperience during the nešt fi˜e years.

SCORPIO: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 .. enator liœabeth arren has advice that would serve you well in the coming wees. he saysǡ Dzeep a little space in your heart ˆor the improbable. ou won’t regret it.dz n accordance with your astrological potentialsǡ ’m inclined to amend her statement as ˆollowsǣ Dzeep a siœable space in your heart ˆor the improbable. ou’ll be rewarded with catalytic revelations and intriguing opportunities.dz To attract blessings in abundance, Scorpio, be willing to set aside some of your usual skepticism and urge ˆor control.

SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Author Malidoma Somé lives in the .. nowǡ but was born in the est ˆrican country oˆ urina aso. e writesǡ Dzn the culture oˆ my peopleǡ the Dagaraǡ we ha˜e By By Rob Brez sny no word ˆor the supernatural. The closest we come to this concept is Y ielb ong ura, ‘ the thing that nowledge can’t eat.’ This word suggests that the life and power of certain things depend upon their resistance to the categoriz ing knowledge that human beings apply to e˜erything.dz  bring om±’s thoughts to your attention, Sagittarius, because I suspect that in the coming weeks, you will encounter more than the usual number of experiences that knowledge can’t eat. They might at times be a bit spooky or confounding, but will mostly be interesting and ˆun. ’m guessing that iˆ you embrace them, they will liberate you from overly literal and materialistic ideas about how the world wors. nd that will be good ˆor your soul.

CAPRICORN: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Pioneering C apricorn scientist Isaac ewton is oˆten hailed as one oˆ history’s greatest geniuses.  agree that his intellectual capacities were sublime. ut his emotional intelligence was sparse and ˆeeble. During the time he taught at ambridge ni˜ersityǡ his tals were so affectless and boring that many of his students skipped most oˆ his classes. ’ll encourage you to mae ewton your antiǦrole model ˆor the nešt eight wees. This time will be favorable for you to increase your mastery of three kinds of intelligence beyond the intellectual kind: feeling, intuition, and collaboration.

AQUARIUS: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 When future writer (and Aquarius) harles Dicens was ͝͞ years oldǡ his parents and siblings got incarcerated in a debtors’ prison. To stay ali˜e and help his ˆamilyǡ he too a Œob woring ͝͞ hours a dayǡ siš days a week, pasting labels on pots of boot polish in a rottingǡ ratǦinˆested warehouse. ard timesǨ et the ešperiences he had there later provided him with rich material for the novels that ultimately made him wealthy and belo˜ed. n predicting that you, too, will have future success at capitaliœing on difficultyǡ  don’t mean to imply you’˜e endured or will endure anything as harsh as Dicens’ ordeal. ’m Œust hoping to help you appreciate the motivating power oˆ your challenging ešperiences.

PISCES: Feb.19 – March 20 Maybe you feel that the ongoing pandemic has inhibited your ability to explore and deepen intimacy to the degree that you would lie. ut e˜en iˆ that’s the case, the coming weeks will provide openings that could soften and remedy your predicament. o be eštra recepti˜e and alert to the clues that liˆe re˜eals to you. And call on your imagination to look for previously unguessed and unexpected ways to rein˜ent togetherness and tenderness. et’s call the nešt three wees your eason oˆ Renewing Rapport.

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