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NEWS & VIEWS Feedback We received a number of comments in response to freelancer Martina Guzmán’s cover story on Detroit’s Concert of Colors, which celebrated its 30th anniversary this year.

I worked on this story for months, I Interviewed dozens of people. The Concert of Colors is so much more than a music festival. One of my favorite quotes: “Yet there was no uprising or anything around Black Detroiters, and the Arab-owned gas stations. And the reason there wasn’t was because of the work being done behind the scenes. You would be amazed at the things that didn’t happen because we were working together

behind the scenes and having deep conversations,” Stancato says. “That’s the kind of work that helps build community and develops relationships. You sustain those relationships through the tough times, and that’s a big, big piece of the concept around the Concert of Colors.”

—Martina Guzmán, Facebook I’ve seen many a great set at Concert of Colors. —Aman Ra, Facebook

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I love Concert of Colors! It’s just always been so good! —Molly Cahalan, Facebook Whoa. MT has a positive post about unity, bringing races and peeps together. Nice.

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Lawsuit filed to prevent Ryan Kelley from appearing on general election ballot in Michigan B y S teve N eavling A PROGRESSIVE ADVOCACY group filed a lawsuit last week in an attempt to keep suspected insurrectionist Ryan Kelley off of the general election ballot if he wins the primary next month, calling him a “clear and present danger to democracy.”

Progress Michigan filed the lawsuit with the Michigan Court of Appeals on behalf of registered voter Lee Estes.

The FBI arrested Kelley at his home in Allendale on June 9 on allegations that he joined the mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

He was charged with four misdemeanor counts in connection with the violent riot.

The lawsuit alleges Kelley violated the 14th Amendment by participating in an insurrection aimed at overturning the presidential election.

“This is an action to prevent Ryan Kelley from appearing on the November 8, 2022 general election ballot as a candidate for Governor because he has ‘engaged in insurrection’ in violation of the Fourteenth Amendment and therefore is ineligible to serve as a candidate for Governor for the State of Michigan,” the lawsuit states. “He is a clear and present danger to democracy in Michigan.”

Mark Brewer, an elections lawyer and former chairman of the Michigan Democratic Party, is the attorney for the plaintiff.

An EPIC-MRA of Lansing poll in June found that Kelley is leading the pack of five Republican candidates vying to face Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in November.

Macomb Prosecutor Lucido sexually harassed employees, used office for campaign, probe finds B y S teve N eavling MACOMB COUNTY PROSECUTOR Peter Lucido repeatedly made lewd comments about women and used public resources for campaign-related activities, according to an independent workplace investigation.

Butzel Long law firm conducted a months-long investigation that included interviews with 16 current and former employees of the prosecutor’s office.

The employees described Lucido’s conduct as “rude,” “curt,” “unprofessional,” and “brutal.”

Nine of those employees also said Lucido, a Shelby Township Republican, treats female administrative staff “in an offensive manner and less favorably than male staff,” and one employee said he treats women like “slaves.”

On Valentine’s Day, Lucido said he would “like some kisses from his ladies,” according to the report.

After a newspaper article was published about Lucido touching a woman’s backside during a fundraising

event, Lucido allegedly said, “Where was I supposed to put my hand, she has a big ass.”

Lucido is also accused of calling one female employe “Double-D,” referring to the woman’s breast size.

Lucido has served as county prosecutor since January 2021 after spending six years as a state lawmaker. While in the state Senate, he was removed as chairman of a key committee and ordered to participate in workplace training following three allegations of sexual harassment.

“Sen. Lucido’s conduct demonstrates an unfortunate pattern of behavior that requires little to no interpretation to be understood as inappropriate workplace behavior,” a Senate report stated in March 2020.

Lucido’s behavior in the prosecutor’s office went beyond allegations of sexual harassment. He’s accused of passing over a Black assistant prosecutor for a position in the warrant division.

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In the poll, conducted between June 10 and 13, Kelley was ahead, with 17% saying they preferred the Kelley.

In a separate poll published Wednesday, Kelley fared better than his primary opponents in a head-to-head contest with Whitmer. Of the five Republican candidates, he’s the most known candidate, with 50% of participants saying they’ve heard of him.

Kelley, who sells real estate, rose in popularity among the far right after organizing an armed protest against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s COVID-19 restrictions at the state Capitol in 2020.

He was captured on numerous videos climbing on scaffolding outside the U.S. Capitol building.

Michigan’s primary election is Aug. 2.

assistant prosecutor to handle a case against five Black Lives Matter protesters because “those people” wouldn’t complain that he was being unfair. The protesters, known as the “Shelby 5,” were charged with misdemeanor and felony charges for peacefully marching on the street. Police in riot gear rushed, assaulted, and arrested the protesters.

The report recommended that Lucido receive training in gender, racial, and sexual orientation bias. If he refuses to comply, the report suggests that the county “engage legal counsel for possible legal action to face Prosecutor Lucido to comply with applicable law and any applicable County employment policies.”

The report also accuses Lucido of using his office and employees to conduct campaign-related activities.

State law prohibits the use of public resources for political campaigns.

The report recommends that the county refer those allegations to the Michigan Secretary of State for an investigation.

According to the report, Lucido declined to be interviewed for the investigation.

Metro T imes could not reach Lucido for comment.

Whitmer executive order blocks extradition for out-of-state abortions in Michigan B y S teve N eavling GOV. GRETCHEN WHITMER issued an executive order preventing the extradition of people who travel to Michigan for an abortion.

The order also protects abortion providers from being extradited to states where abortion is illegal.

In effect, it makes Michigan a refuge for abortion services travel.

After the overturn of Roe v. Wade and the ensuing implementation of a series of extreme bans on abortion that criminalize women and medical professionals across the country, visitors to Michigan must know that they can access reproductive health care within our borders without fear of extradition,” Whitmer said in a statement.

“That is why I signed an executive order today refusing to cooperate with out-of-state law enforcement seeking to punish women for seeking health care,” Whitmer added. “I will stand up for all women, even if their local and statewide leaders refuse to.

Michigan must remain a place where a person’s basic rights are preserved.

In this existential moment for fundamental rights, it is incumbent on every elected official who believes that health — not politics — should guide medical decisions to take bold action. ” For now, abortion is legal in Michigan. In May, the state’s 1931 abortion ban was temporarily halted by a Michigan Court of Claims judge who is presiding over a lawsuit by P lanned P arenthood that argues the state’s constitution protects abortion rights. In a separate case, Whitmer is urging the Michigan Supreme Court to weigh in on the issue.

If all goes as planned, Michigan voters will decide on a ballot initiative in November that would amend the state’s constitution to affirm abortion rights. Reproductive Freedom for All turned in a record 753,759 signatures on Monday to trigger the ballot initiative.

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Whitmer for president?

B y S teve N eavling PRESIDENT GRETCHEN WHITMER has a ring to it.

The first-term Michigan governor debuted on T he Washing ton P ost’s top 1 0 ranking of potential presidential hopefuls.

Whitmer took the No. 8 slot of possible contenders in the 2024 election.

President Joe Biden was listed first, most likely to the chagrin of many voters. A recent poll showed that only 24% of Democrats voters said the party should renominate him in 2024.

Biden didn’t appear on T he Washing ton P ost’s rankings compiled in December 2021 because he was widely considered to be a one-term president.

“He’s still the most likely nominee, and he’s still sending the signals that he truly intends to run again,” the newspaper wrote. “But it’s all looking significantly more tenuous than it was even three months ago.”

Interestingly, Whitmer declined to say whether Biden should run for re-election when N B C N ews asked her about it last month. In the same interview, Whitmer wouldn’t say whether she’d run for president, but called the idea “flattering.”

Whitmer gained national attention

in the summer of 2020 when she was among Biden’s top candidates for vice president. Her profile increased again when she traded barbs with thenPresident Donald Trump over coronavirus restrictions. And following the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, she has become one of the most vocal defenders of abortion rights, routinely appearing on national news broadcasts.

B usiness I nsider also recently listed Whitmer as a potential 2024 presidential contender.

But first, Whitmer is facing a reelection in November.

Whitmer isn’t the only Michigan resident to make T he Washing ton P ost’s top 1 0 list. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who recently announced he officially moved to Michigan, ranked No. 2, ahead of Vice President Kamala Harris.

“The transportation secretary continues to carve out a potentially attractive space in Democratic politics, quite apart from his Cabinet duties: as the guy able to go on Fox News and combat the right’s talking points in a calm and steady manner,” the newspaper wrote.

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How dark and chaotic everything has become in the last five years effre

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Five years ago this week, I

stood in a small, crowded hospital room in Orlando, Florida, and watched my best friend die.

I lived a few states away, so from my perspective, Billy Manes’ decline was sudden: tests on Monday turned into an urgent message that I needed to fly down on Wednesday turned into massive organ failure by Friday morning.

But for those around him, it wasn’t so unexpected. In ways big and small, Billy had strained and abused his tiny body for decades, and the year after the massacre at the LGBTQ nightclub Pulse was probably more than he could bear.

Billy’s career arc has taken him from acerbic, flamboyantly gay nightlife writer to insightful, empathetic political reporter to editor of the region’s LGBTQ magazine. And when the nation’s eyes turned on Orlando’s traumatized gay community, they inevitably found their way to Billy, who’d long been something of a local celebrity.

Being Billy Manes meant throwing himself into that role, and overcoming the parts of himself that hated being the voice of a community amid unspeakable grief and anger.

It also meant understanding that politics is personal. A killer had pumped hundreds of bullets into a club a mile from his house. He’d had a partner whose body was ravaged by AIDS. He’d gotten married in 2015 because a court said he could, after a lifespan of being called a “pervert” and “faggot” and told that by asking for basic dignity he wanted “special rights.”

And then Donald Trump got elected.

And then, as happens too often in this business, work became a thankless chore of impossible expectations.

And then he — or his body — gave out.

I’ve been thinking about Billy a lot these last few weeks. Not just that he’s gone. Not how much darker my little corner of the world is without him. But just how dark and chaotic everything has become in the last five years.

I don’t think you’d like it here, Billy. But I wish you were here to help me make sense of it.

How the knuckle-dragging extremists Billy and I rolled our eyes at are now the mainstream of the Republican Party, replaced by a new generation of knuckle-draggers who are shifting the Overton window yet again. How the new knuckle-draggers now consider Mitt Romney and Paul “Ayn Rand” Ryan RINOs. How there are two new right-wing television channels that emerged because they thought Fox News was too moderate.

How we went through a deadly pandemic with a president who advised people to take a horse dewormer. How that president then tried to orchestrate a coup, and when it failed, most of his party stood by him. How Republicans aren’t going to pay a price for sedition and insurrection because gas costs a lot.

How the Supreme Court glibly tossed out oe . de and gun restrictions, and made it obvious that the rights of same-sex couples to marry and even be together are next. How the same Supreme Court that told women their autonomy is up to state legislatures also allowed state legislatures to gerrymander their way into permanent majorities without interference from federal courts — and in a year or so, perhaps

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without interference from state courts, either.

How state laws that immediately banned abortion has already forced little girls to drive across state lines to abort their rapist’s fetus and doctors to watch women experiencing miscarriage deteriorate until they were sick enough to qualify for an abortion.

How one coal millionaire from West Virginia thwarted plans to combat climate change and legislation that would have expanded the social welfare system on a level not seen since the Great Society.

How conservatives turned famous men facing consequences for sexual misconduct into the very scary “cancel culture,” then morphed that into an attack on the idea that 400 years of American slavery and racial oppression might still have lingering societal effects, then into the claim that children are being indoctrinated by teachers and “groomers” into changing their gender identity, which evolved into book-burning crusades and new laws to ban puberty blockers.

How, in Florida, even mildly criticizing the governor leads to direct governmental retribution, and this authoritarian shakedown probably won’t

ROB BARTLETT

cost the governor his job this fall. How Lauren Boebert and Marjorie TaylorGreene are actual, no-bullshit members of Congress.

How we have a mass shooting every other week, it seems — kids in a school, people in a grocery store, suburbanites at a parade — and we are still thinking and praying and wondering why these things keep happening but haven’t got after the weapons that inflict the damage. How even the smallest movement toward reforming the broken criminal legal system didn’t survive first contact with a pandemic homicide uptick.

How our democratic institutions are hanging by a thread, and the Democratic Party has all but given up even trying to fix them. How the feckless Democratic Party has become the only pro-democracy major party this country has left. How the Washington media still hasn’t figured that out — or that the Republicans are playing Calvinball.

I don’t think you’d like it here, Billy.

But I wish you were here to help me make sense of it.

Or at least, to make me laugh at how stupid everything is. et more t illm n.su st c .com.

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The Supreme Court has arrogated itself over the other branches of government — and trampled the rights of Americans. It’s time to fix that.

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How to fix the Court B y Abdul E l- S ayed

“Judicial supremacy” is

the construct that the Supreme Court is the final arbiter of the constitution — that its authority in interpreting the Constitution supersedes the other branches of government.

Like so many aspects of modern government, we ascribe judicial supremacy a certain ahistorical concreteness, as if because it came before us, it must be essential to the way the framers intended our government to function.

But the framers, so fearful of a tyrannical government, held above all that there should be a balance of powers across the branches. If the past few weeks have taught us anything, it’s that our system suffers from a profound imbalance. Indeed, in ignoring the Court’s own internal check of stare decisis, in writing sweeping decisions intended to foreshadow yet more decisions that would destroy American liberty as we know it, it’s time to exercise those checks.

That power sits fundamentally with Congress, which has the authority to expand the Court, to limit the Court’s jurisdiction, alter the Court’s composition, or to limit its funding. Here, let’s engage with some of the opportunities and challenges posed by each.

Expanding the Supreme Court Expanding the Supreme Court would imply increasing the number of justices from the current nine. Importantly, Article III of the Constitution, which establishes the Court itself, says nothing about its composition. And the Court has had various numbers of justices in the past. The first Supreme Court had only six justices.

Indeed, the Court’s composition has been understood to be alterable. In 1866, a Republican-controlled Congress passed the Judicial Circuits Act to limit the Court to six justices specifically to sidestep the appointment of Henry Stanbery to the Court by President Andrew Johnson — President Abraham Lincoln’s vice president and successor.

Both Johnson and Stanbery supported readmitting former Confederate states to the Union without reservations that they guarantee the rights of newly freed Black people.

In 1869, with that threat averted, Congress passed the Judiciary Act, which returned the number of justices to nine. It also stipulated that each of the country’s nine circuit courts should have a circuit court judge who would live there and have similar power and

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jurisdiction to a Supreme Court justice assigned to that circuit. But today, there are 31 circuit courts. Needless to say, the Supreme Court has not grown with the expansion of judicial circuits.

Given that Congress can and has altered the size of the Court as it chooses, this is a plausible approach to addressing the growing power of the current Court.

There are, of course, several challenges to this. Any act of Congress will require 60 votes in the Senate in order to overcome a filibuster, which Democrats do not, and likely will not have considering the apportionment of the Senate. That is, of course, unless Democrats get enough votes to drop the filibuster altogether.

But that sets up another challenge: not that adding justices to the Court would be too hard, but that it would become too easy. And every time a party had a trifecta of government control, it would add a new round of justices, leading to an ever increasing number of justices on the bench.

Limiting the Court’s jurisdiction Article III of the Constitution reads, “The Supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and

Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.”

This allows Congress to limit specifically the kinds of cases that can be appealed to the Supreme Court. Along with the ability to define the jurisdictions of lower courts, this “jurisdiction stripping” can be used to curtail the power of the Court overall, and also to force certain aspects of the law back to the political branches of government.

A recent attempt at this came via the Military Commissions Act of 2006, which tried to strip Guantanamo Bay detainees of the ability to appeal cases in federal courts. One could imagine far more productive uses of jurisdiction stripping, such as to protect federal courts from appellate oversight over issues such as access to contraception, the definition of marriage, or the right to an abortion should any of these be codified by Congress.

Revoking life tenure Article III contends that Supreme Court justices “shall hold their offices during good behavior.” Since it does not specify a specific term, it’s assumed that this implies life tenure conditional on “good behavior.”

The idea, of course, is that freeing the justices from political concerns should ensure their objectivity. et the problem is that it’s driven the appointment of younger and younger justices to secure ideological skews on the Court. As political commentator Dan Pfeiffer commented, presidents will soon resort to nominating the winner of the Harvard Law School 5K. The practice has led to appointing ill-prepared, sloppy judges to all levels of the federal judiciary — such as the judge who struck down the transportation mask mandate. Worse, time on the bench tends to skew judges toward more ideological extremes.

Today, most countries in the world have limited judicial tenure, either through mandatory retirement ages or fixed terms. Across the U.S., only one state supreme court allows for life tenure.

One bipartisan plan from the American Academy of Arts and Sciences calls for an 18-year term with regular appointments made every two years to replace outgoing justices. The plan would not only limit life tenure, but it would also guarantee every president a stable number of two appointments, assuring a reliable translation of voters’ political will into the federal judiciary. et curtailing life tenure would likely require a constitutional amendment — which itself would require two-thirds of both houses of Congress and ratification by three-fourths of the states. And considering the current composition of the Court, it’s unlikely that Republicans in Congress would support this — let alone gerrymandered state legislatures across the country.

Impeachment Article III conditions the service of Supreme Court justices on “good behavior.” Only one justice, Samuel Chase, has ever been impeached. And he was acquitted.

Some have argued that effectively lying under oath in the course of their confirmation hearings, as Justices Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett did about their positions on stare decisis and Roe v. Wade, constitutes “bad behavior.” I would agree. et each of these lawyers was careful to sug g est that they would uphold Roe, while not directly perjuring themselves.

The matter of impeaching Justice Clarence Thomas is categorically different. He failed to recuse himself from cases directly related to matters in which his wife, Ginni Thomas, was directly involved. We still don’t know how far Ginni’s involvement in Jan. 6 even goes. The case for impeaching him is likely far stronger. et impeaching and removing a jus-

tice would require a majority vote of the House and two-thirds of the Senate — which, again, Democrats do not have.

Redefining success While there are several options for directly checking and balancing the power of the Court, each of them faces the fundamental hurdle of congressional support. That said, it doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t try. Consider President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s ill-fated “court packing” plan. In 1937, President Roosevelt proposed a plan to expand the Supreme Court after it struck down some of his most important New Deal policies. Although Congress never passed the “court packing” plan, it accomplished its intended effect: The Court bowed to Roosevelt’s threat of action and was far more accommodating of the next round of New Deal cases.

Further, disciplining the Court fundamentally means exposing the Court to the power of the political branches of government. And that requires moving the public discourse about the Court.

Proposing plans to do just that — even if they fail — moves the Overton window, socializing the idea that the Court can and should be reformed.

Indeed, the justices have no robes.

Consider the precedent on which the Court’s current juridical supremacy sits. Many of us would have learned in grade school that judicial supremacy is founded in the Court’s ruling in Marbury v. Madison. et, that’s not what Marbury holds at all according to Larry Kramer, judicial historian and former dean of the Stanford Law School. I recommend listening to Ezra Klein’s recent interview with Kramer. Instead, he argues that when interpreted in context, Marbury does not imply that the Court is supreme, but simply that the Court along side the other branches of g overnment also has the power to interpret the laws.

The Court’s actual power, Kramer argues, sits at the fulcrum of competing interests, which it has exploited to gain strength. Its supremacy exists in its ability to operate when political power is divided. All of this forces us to work to forge a new consensus about the role of the Supreme Court vis-a-vis the rights of the people in a democratic society. It requires us to do the political work or negotiating and renegotiating what the power of the institution ought to be.

It takes persistent organizing, advocating, and of course, voting. That’s not easy work. But who said that democracy was easy?

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Detroit rapper Sada Baby gained notoriety for hits like "Aktivated" and "Whole Lotta Choppas."

t’s a festive scene on Detroit’s east side near V an Dyke and the I-9 4 freeway. The aroma of cannabis can be smelled all the way to Connor as Detroit rapper Sada Baby and about 2 5 friends and family are having an impromptu summer block party.

Dressed in a long-sleeve R okit T-shirt, black stonewashed jeans, and a L ouis V uitton polka-dot bandana wrapped around his head, Sada Baby is vibing to music playing from a nearby black SU V while taking sips from a bottle of Don Julio. Nationally known podcaster Bootleg Kev has a film crew on site for an upcoming documentary, and drivers honk their car horns in acknowledgment as they pass by.

Sada Baby greets me with a handshake hug and a smile. I look up at the sky and the sun tells me we only have about an hour of daylight left, so I ask him if we can take the photos first. He obliges, but tells me to follow him a few houses down.

“I don’t want to get the address to the house back there in the background of the photos,” he says. “That’s not where I live, but that’s where my nephews be, so you know how it is.”

Sada turns directly into the best part of the light and gives the camera a look with his dreads hanging slightly over his face. He then turns his head to the side and lifts his upper lip, ex posing a set of gold teeth, then closes his eyes and lifts his head to the sun as the rays bounce off his diamond chain.

He walks back to the house, yells to someone to turn the music down, then sits on the front porch nex t to his man Scoot and talks a little about his early beginnings before he got into the rap game. “I was just living, at work, cooking jobs, selling for this nigga, that nigga, jumping on the G reyhound for cuz,” he says casually.

Born Casada Sorrell, the east-side native says he would be still doing the same if he hadn’t blown up off rap. But Sada has always had the natural ability to stitch bars and punchlines together. “I used to freestyle when I got drunk, and I would be saying some sweet-ass shit, and the nex t day I wouldn’t remember none of that shit,” he says. “And I used to think, ‘ That

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shit could have been a song or something.’ So I just started going to the studio, and I felt if I’m as good as everyone is insinuating I am, then I should be able to make some money off of this shit.”.

He was 100% accurate, his preverbal glow-up moment happening in 2015 when he won DJ BJ 3525’s “Imported From the D” talent showcase against a highly favored competitor. “When I watched me take another nigga crowd, take his fans, make them dance that night, I cried on stage and everything,” he says. “It was that night I felt maybe I can be different.”

Sada went on to get noticed on Y ouTube by releasing song after song after song, clocking views like Salvatore Antibo clocked miles. He signed to fellow Detroiter Tee Grizzley’s Grizzley Gang imprint in 2018 , and released the streaming single “Bloxk Party” off his B artier B ounty mixtape. Sada still calls it his most important project. “To people that’s what I sound like,” he says.

The next sonic grenade Sada tossed was the turnt-up, mosh-pit-ready megahit “Aktivated” in 2019 certified gold earlier this month . But to classify “Aktivated” as simply a party record would be a disservice, as it’s symbolic of Sada’s versatility and willingness to step outside the Detroit trap rap norm. He uses his raspy voice ( but sometimes high-pitched to turn up in songs like “Slide” and “Little While,” but will also be confrontational and combative in songs like “Pressin” and “Pony Down.”

The uniqueness of it is that you always feel like you’re getting his authentic gritty gangster self, no matter the energy of the song.

“I’m always going to be different,” Sada says. He takes a quick sip of Don J ulio, turns to Scoot, and asks, “How much effort do I put into doing everything different ” “150%, probably more,” Scoot says without hesitation.

“I don’t even wanna like what everyone likes in the group chat ” Sada explains. “It’s a bone in me that makes me do that.”

Another aspect that separates Sada from the pack is his willingness to go shirtless and dance at any given moment on stage or in any music video. Hiphop has had a love-hate relationship with dancing since the ’9 0s. A rapper that dances too much risks having their masculinity questioned or simply being labeled as “corny,” and gangster and trap rappers in particular have tended to avoid dancing in order to protect their hardcore personas. But Sada doesn’t give a damn about any of that, and dares anyone to say anything negative about his dancing to his face.

“See, it’s because I’m 6’2’’ and I ain’t no punk,” he says. “I have always had that type of fun because that’s really me. My definition of a gangster is to make sure yo’ people straight and you not being no bitch. I’m a real gangster, flat out I’m not worried about nothing, bruh. I can dress how the fuck I wanna dress, and I wanna dance, bro! And they be like, ‘ Look at this nigga dancing with the tight pants on.’ Oh yeah, and I did it to yo’ mamma! I done seen the worst shit said about me, but it be a fake [ Instagram page though.”

Sada’s willingness to entertain without any inhibitions has translated perfectly into his performances. Fans get the same shirtless “Rowdy” Roddy Piper-esque Sada on stage that’s in his videos.

“I ain’t never rehearsed,” he says. “I do whatever dance move or whatever routine comes out on that day, that song, that natural moment, just the natu-

"I'm always going to be different," Sada Baby says.

ral energy. I just know I gotta go until the last song, I don’t quit. I be tired, chest hurting, but these people paid to see me.”

A March 12 show at the Fox Theatre was so wild that it was briefly paused, with staff turning the house lights on, after Sada Baby says he brought more than 26 0 people on stage — leading to rumors that the rapper was banned from ever performing at the theater again. Sada denies the rumors, as does a rep from venue operator 3 13 Presents.

His manager E astside J uan, standing nearby, weighs in. “E ach person we brought out had their own entourage,” he says. “So it wasn’t just on us.

Since he is who he is, they point the finger at us.

E verybody that touched the mic had their own entourage. … It ain’t like us to just be going somewhere being rude saying, ‘ fuck yo’ money, we here.’

We don’t carry ourselves like that.”

Sada Baby credits his father for his perspective on giving a dynamic live performance.

“My daddy had told me the best concert he ever went to [ Busta Rhymes] will never be his favorite rapper, because his favorite rapper [ J ay-Z ] was too cool to give him a good concert,” Sada says.

Last year Sada’s father passed away. He’s still dealing with the loss, as his father had been one of his biggest supporters. “If he was alive he’d be right here,” he says somberly. “I don’t come out of the house certain days because of that shit.”

Sada turns 3 0 this year, and I ask him what the 3 0-year-old Sada Baby would tell the 22-year-old Sada. He pauses for two seconds and responds.

“Don’t drink no lean and don’t sign to Tee,” he says.

“E ven though a lot of good shit still came from the Tee shit. But I could have did it without him. I should have just held out a little bit longer. A nigga didn’t do nothing but grab me up to slow me down anyway. But you know, everything happens for a reason.”

Sada doesn’t mince words regarding his regretful decision to sign to Grizzley Gang. But he says he doesn’t hold any hostility or bad energy toward his former friend.

“I’m a real street nigga bro, I don’t have a real street beef with that nigga, you know what I’m saying ” he says. “I don’t have no super duper hate for no nigga walking around here … it’s just not in my

interest to be giving attention and thinking about him in that light. Like it’s dumb to be like, ‘ I just can’t wait until I see him again so we can be mean to each other,’ you feel me Or waiting to see him on the internet so I can comment some bullshit about him, you know what I’m saying The relationship is something that can’t be repaired, and it’s something that happened, and it’s over with. I wish all the best to him.”

Asylum Records took over his contract fully ( via Warner after Sada changed attorneys and used a sunset clause to get out of the Grizzley Gang deal.

“The distribution deal was already through them,” he says. “But it’s more now, we’re tied in a little bit deeper now. I can Facetime [ Asylum president Gabrielle Peluso right now, you feel me ” In the fall of 2020, Sada released “Whole Lotta Choppas,” his most popular song to date. The banger, which samples Tag Team’s 19 9 3 single, “Whoomp There It Is ,” instantly became a TikTok fave, resulting in the somewhat surreal sight of suburban white women dancing a choreographed routine as part of the “Whole Lotta Choppas Challenge,” swinging their shoulders to the beat of the song, and pointing their fingers to the sound of a gunshot. The track peaked at No. 3 5 on the B illboard Hot 100 chart.

“I knew ‘Whole Lotta Choppas’ was the one,” he says. “I held that shit for two years. I wouldn’t let the label get it. That was intentional. I didn’t know it was going to be as big as it is. I knew it wasn’t a song that I was going to rush and put out. Part of it was the ‘Whoomp There It Is ’ shit, and they would have wanted a lot of money. I knew it was a fire song. I just didn t want to give it out for no reason, and I feel I put it out at the right time.”

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t feels like these first seven years of Sada’s music career have flown by in a blink.

He’s now a bonafide rap star, nationally known, and easily one of the top five most recognizable hip-hop artists from Detroit. ( I’ll leave you all to debate who the other four are. According to Sada, the pressure to stay grinding after you’ve gained success is far more challenging than the struggles that come when you’re first starting out.

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Sada Baby onstage during the 313 Day concert at the Garden Theater.

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says. “Not the part before where I’m essentially in the bucket fighting with niggas for notreity and progression of popularity from one’s stature in our area, which is music. That wasn’t hard, because I knew something big was coming.”

Sada views his status as a win for him and his whole team of friends and aspiring artists. His door and heart is open for anyone in his circle that has any kind of music or entrepreneurial aspirations that he can help with, he says.

“This shit right here is nothing but layups, alleyoops for anybody around me that act like they wanna give a fuck,” he says. “Then it’s up to people to do something. It’s up to you to do something with the opportunity of being around, you can use it for bad or you can use it for good. Personally, I like having the door open all the time. I make it my business for my people to know this shit for us, for all of us ” Lately, it seems the amount of rappers facing legal troubles has hit an all-time high. In May, Atlanta rappers oung Thug and Gunna were charged with conspiracy to violate the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations RICO Act. To make a long story short, authorities claim they’ve been financing and participating in a series of crimes via their SL record label which authorities contend is a gang .

Sada himself is a two-time felon who’s been arrested a dozen times. But he says he’s made sure to take the necessary steps to pivot away from illegal activities and to avoid unintentionally incriminating himself or his friends. He stopped using guns in his videos when he got off probation three years ago, and he separates his gang affiliations from his friends and family.

Sada is a Deadpool-style antihero, and he also wears red.

“I’ma’ Blood, you know what I’m saying Campanella Park Piru Blood,” he says, adding, “These niggas right here not no Bloods. And I ain’t never came over here pushing my flag on them. Naw bro, because it

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would make it look like I’m inciting the appearance of the most gang activity in the world Noooooo brother, that ain’t what’s happening here.”

While Detroit has always had gangs, it hasn’t had the type of gang culture seen in Los Angeles and Chicago. Sada understands that many people have found his decision to join the Bloods confusing, but it’s a decision he continues to stand by.

“I started gang-bangin’ when I was 25, nigga, literally,” he says. “My big dogs were into it, I fell off into it, some shit happened to where it was serious, and it made me fall in love with it a little bit more. And I’m the nigga that made it official in this bitch. So yeah, it is what it is. A nigga can be just as perplexed as I was. I didn’t feel I was going to wake up and be a Blood one day at 25, but bitch, it happened. And don’t disrespect it. And that shit serious. And it’s the heaviest.”

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verything aside, Sada still releases his diverse array of music at a dragonfly-type pace. One June 10, Sada released S kuba S ada 2 .5 , which had all the color, energy, and Sadaisms fans have come to expect and love. The sexually infused “Bob Stick” borrows a few chords from Slick Rick’s “Children Story” to create another perfect club banger. He somehow got Snoop Dogg to step away from his never-ending pitchman gigs for the head-nodder “2 Freaks,” and he raps highpitched and high-powered on “Blickelodeon” a cut that truly makes you want to drive 100 mph on the freeway, butt-naked .

Sada has created hits with several well-known producers, but cites Von Jose the Plug as his favorite. “Me and him came up together,” he says “That’s really my friend. I’m always excited when me and him get a chance to sit down and do some new shit together.”

Over the last 18 months Detroit’s hip-hop scene

has been hotter than the exhaust pipe on a Dodge Challenger. Rappers Babyface Ray and Babytron were part of the X X L 2022 Freshman Class, Baby Money signed with uality Control in February, Icewear Vezzo has his own potato chips, and every nationally known rapper has a favorite Detroit rapper. “ ou just gotta be proud ” Sada Baby says. “The niggas here been could rap, it’s just about what people wanted to pay attention to. They like the punchlines. It’s like they kind of gravitate back to the New ork shit because niggas wanna hear bars, but they don’t wanna hear boring-ass bars like New ork shit be. That’s why New ork rappers don’t sound like New ork rappers no more it’s drill.”

I remind Sada he told me in our last interview that lobster Alfredo was his favorite dish to make from his days working as a chef at Joe Muer Seafood. He laughs. “The lobster Alfredo is still my favorite thing to make,” he says. “I have fun making pasta from scratch, like making my own sauce. I told my people I was going to start making 25 orders of some shit and pop it on Instagram like, ‘first come, first serve.’

The package shit will come with an autograph, and once it’s gone, it’s gone.”

Sada doesn’t know exactly when those Instagram pop-ups will start though he has been known to randomly post clips of himself making tacos , but he plans on staying committed to giving fans his most authentic self on stage and off.

“This me on stage, it just ain’t no music on,” he says. “That shit natural to me. I have this temperament, talking like this until it’s time to turn up. I’m the same nigga, and I don’t have to be on stage for me to turn up ” S ada B aby performs on Friday, J uly 2 2 at Rowan City P ark, 1 1 4 E . B roadway Ave., Muskeg on H eig hts. Gates open at 6 p.m. T ickets start at $ 5 0 and are available at eventbrite.com.

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Pray for Us opens at Norwest Gallery of Art on Saturday.

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SAT, 7/23 Pray for Us Curated by Detroit photographer Bre’Ann White, P ray for U s ex plores prayer as an ancestral technology connecting our world to the world unseen.

White curated the show as part of a six -month residency of Womx nhouse Detroit, an incubator for BIP OC women and non-binary artists that will culminate in a group show this fall. ( White also curated the Detroit section of T he N ew B lack V ang uard at the DIA, which was fire, so we know this one’s gonna be good.) In P ray for U s, White will be honoring the bond with her mother E dna White, who she lost to cancer in April. F eatured artists include Ghanian filmmaker Kuukua E shun, who is traveling from G hana to present her film “Born Of The Earth,” as well as J ade L illy, Wayne L awrence , Rachel Thomas, Faith Couch, and Dedriauna Walker. An opening reception will be held on J uly 2 3 with an artist talk scheduled for July 24.

—Randiah Camille Green O pening reception from 6 - 9 p.m. on S aturday, J uly 2 3 and artist talk from 2 - 4 p.m. on S aturday, J uly 2 4 at N orwest Gallery of Art; 1 9 5 5 6 Grand River Ave., Detroit; norwestg allery.com. S how up

throug h T uesday, Aug . 2 3.

SAT, 7/23 Grand Blvd. Art Stroll Three Detroit galleries are teaming up to showcase art and local businesses along G rand Boulevard with a new annual event. The Grand Blvd. Art Stroll will feature the work of more than 75 visual artists with an all-day reception of live painting, music, cocktails, and, of course, artwork for sale. The inaugural event takes place on Saturday across Irwin H ouse G allery, Chroma, and Blackbird Gallery, which are all located along the historic boulevard.

Three metro Detroit women — Irwin H ouse gallerist Misha McG lown, Chroma’s Stephanie Le n, and Donna Jackson of DMJStudio — curated the community art celebration. “We women were able to work together quickly and spontaneously to pull something together that connects the community and shines a light on the re-emerging energy taking place across the Boulevard,” McGlown said in a press release.

“The event demonstrates not only our enthusiasm for each other, but also a desire to collaborate, partner, and build with our neighbors.”

Things kick off at Chroma, a newly opened co-working and event space in Detroit’s Milwaukee Junction neighborhood with a cocktail reception between 12:30-6 p.m. The Stroll marks the close of Chroma’s inaugural ex hibition Y O U B E LO N G, which features

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SAT, 7/23 Qulture Club Cannabis High Tea Party

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the work of 40 local artists. If you’re unsure where Chroma is, just look for the building with Sydney James’s “The Girl With the D Earring” mural outside.

As they head further down the boulevard, art patrons can stop in at Blackbird Gallery located in the Fisher Building. The gallery boasts work from both emerging and established artists and will be open from noon-9 p.m.

F inally, Irwin H ouse will wrap up the evening with a festive closing reception and celebration from 6 p.m. to 1 0 p.m. with live painting and drinks. A selection of art from the gallery’s collection will be on view in addition to original works from Detroit artists and beyond.

The event also recognizes and encourages visitors to stop in at other local businesses along the route including Submerge Records, Baobab Fare, the Motown Museum, and DABLS African Bead Museum.

While the Grand Blvd. Art Stroll is starting small with only three galleries for its first installment, McGlown said they are planning for an even bigger event in 2 0 2 3 that will include businesses and cultural spaces along the Blvd. all the way from I-75 to I-96.

—Randiah Camille Green From noon- 1 0 p.m. on S aturday, J uly 2 3.

Chroma is located at 2 9 37 E . Grand B lvd.; Detroit. B lackbird Gallery is at 301 1 W. Grand B lvd., Detroit; I rwin house Gallery is located at 2 35 1 W. Grand B lvd., Detroit.

E ntry is free. S ee irwinhouseg allery.org for more info.

It’s tea time, and we’re not talking about your grandma’s stale crumpet party where everyone sits around with their noses turned up like snooty British royalty.

At this “High Tea Party” at Detroit’s Jam Handy on Saturday, guests will be able to freely consume cannabis, marijuana-infused teas, edibles, and infused small plates — all while learning about the medicinal benefits of different strains and cannabinoids.

F ormer F ox 2 Detroit news anchorturned-marijuana advocate Anqunette Jamison Sarfoh better known as is hosting the upscale, adult gathering.

Since leaving the broadcast news world, Sarfoh launched her cannabis business ulture Club to help spread the word about marijuana’s healing effects. The brand offers several tinctures, topicals, and gummies focusing on specific cannabinoids for pain relief, energy, sleep, and immunity.

It’s a personal affair for Sarfoh, who turned to the plant to treat her multiple sclerosis after getting fed up with addictive pharmaceutical drugs that left her feeling even more ill.

“Our High Tea parties give novice cannabis users the opportunity to try cannabis under the supervision of a registered nurse,” Sarfoh says. “They are often brought to my parties by more experienced smokers and are seeking natural ways to treat stress, anx iety, or chronic conditions.”

Sarfoh says the gathering is also for ex perienced cannabis users who want to be around a more mature crowd of likeminded individuals.

A specialized cannabis nurse will be on-site to share holistic health information, and the food will be provided by Chef Sunflower, who will teach attendees how to cook with marijuana at home.

Beyond high tea, the event will serve as a release party for Sarfoh’s new line of ulture prerolls that will be available for sale at CuraL eaf, G reen G enie, U topia G ardens, H uron V iew, P remiere P rovisions, and Mission-Om of Medicine.

She’s also expanding her line of CBD products, which will be available at erbo’s Market in Commerce Township and L ivonia, F inding R oots in H owell, and online.

—Randiah Camille Green T he Q ulture Club Cannabis H ig h T ea P arty is from noon- 3 p.m. on S aturday, J uly 2 3 at T he J am H andy; 2 9 00 E ast Grand B lvd., Detroit. T ickets are $ 6 0 and can be purchased online at q ultureclub. com/ events.

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Sweet treats from Dearborn’s Gâteaux Pâtisserie.

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Gâteaux Pâtisserie sweetens west Dearborn B y T om P erkins

Gâteaux Pâtisserie is the

kind of boutique pastry shop that forces one to make an almost overwhelming decision among dozens of elegant, elaborate, rich Parisian desserts like eclairs, macarons, millefeuille, mousse, Saint Honoré cake, and so much more, lined in neat and colorful rows.

While there’s not really a wrong turn to be made, perhaps the place to start during the summer months is the custard and berry vanilla cake, a soft, spongy, and moist-but-light cube with layers of cake and custard, all of which is adorned with bits of strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries that provide acidic and sweet punches.

Or there’s the chocolate tart, a dome of chocolate mousse and custard on a chocolate sugar dough cake, all of which is held together by a chocolate

mirror glaze. Pretty mind-bending, and the dense but soft cake and shell dome provide pleasant texture. Gâteaux’s opera cake is a brick of coffee almond sponge cake, coffee buttercream, chocolate ganache, and chocolate mirror glaze. The layers are distinct in each bite, and the package is tied together in rich harmony by the coffee and almond.

Another banger is the blueberry cheesecake with a vanilla bean cheesecake base and dollops of soft cream cheese cream ringing its edge while holding in place a puddle of a lively blueberry compote. A solid crown.

Though I’m not crazy about macarons, I went for the ispahan, a popular smooth French pastry that’s typically a combination of rose, raspberry, and lychee. The two huge macaron discs are soft and smooth, sandwiching a huge

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amount of cream cheese, and fresh raspberries ring the pastry’s exterior and are burrowed in the interior.

Gâteaux’s lamination was strong in its danish: shatter crisp with each individual layer of the golden dough practically discernable, and it holds a rich custard cream pocked with raspberries and blueberries. The lamination game, however, was not on point in the croissant, which was the only dud in the visit.

The shop also specializes in big, elaborate cakes for weddings or other events, and, aside from the desserts, there’s an extensive tea roster and plenty of coffee and espresso drinks.

Gâteaux is run by sisters Suendos Farhat and Sueha Beydoun who opened it in 2018, then temporarily shut down for some time earlier this year to expand.

Their shop’s vibe is whimsical, with

Gâteaux Pâtisserie 313-930-1113 1006 S. Military St., Dearborn instagram.com/ gateauxpatisserie $3-$49 Wheelchair accessible

modern chairs and tables — plenty of pinks, greens, and yellows on a big, open marble floor with an elaborate flower and butterfly chandelier giving off a bit of a H arry P otter feel. Outside, cute fake trees with pink and blue leaves splash color across what would otherwise be a nondescript brick facade, turning it into one of Dearborn’s best outdoor patios.

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New Mediterranean restaurant Bohemia opens in Royal Oak Yum Village owner and chef Godwin Ihentuge.

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Yum Village’s second Motor City location is now open in former Detroit Vegan Soul space YUM VILLAGE’S SWEET and sour plantains, jerk chicken, and jollof rice bowls are now available at a new location in Detroit’s West Village.

The Caribbean restaurant’s second Detroit spot is open for business at 8 029 Agnes St., which used to be Detroit Vegan Soul before it closed in J anuary. Y um Village owner and chef Godwin Ihentuge acquired the former vegan space and an adjacent beer garden where Y um Village used to operate as a food truck back in February.

Y um Village West Village is primarily carry-out and pickup-focused, as there is little space for sit-down dining inside. Customers are free to eat in the garden, however, which features a few picnic tables. On Sundays, the beer garden gets activated as a communitystyle brunch event complete with a DJ and djembe player.

There’s no beer in the garden just yet, as Ihentuge is still waiting on his liquor license to be approved, but you can bring your own liquor to mix with Y um Village’s fresh juices if brunch without booze just doesn’t feel right.

Ihentuge tells Metro Times the brunch menu is always changing depending on his mood and what recipes he wants to play around with. Previous offerings have included jollof-style deviled eggs, candied beef bacon, and suya ( peanut rub) chicken and wa es with hibiscus syrup. Tickets, which cost around $ 50, are extremely limited — the link to purchase them is released sporadically through Y um Village’s social media accounts, so you have to really be paying attention to

get in on it.

“We just try to have some fun with it,” he says. “We got our start doing pop-up dinners back in the day, so it’s really going back to our roots doing that. The chicken and wa es will probably always be on the menu, but other items will change depending on our ingredients and what we want to do.”

Ihentuge has applied for a Motor City Match grant, which he hopes will help him spruce up the bare-bones space.

E ventually, he plans to add a partial enclosure in the garden and incubator space for small business pop-ups.

He was previously awarded a grant from Motor City Match to open Y um Village’s original location in Detroit’s New Center neighborhood.

Ihentuge is a busy man. Beyond Y um Village’s staple shop in New Center and this new spot, Ihentuge also recently opened a Cleveland location. But at the West Village outpost, Ihentuge is in the kitchen with help from his mother and niece as they struggle to staff the restaurant.

“It’s tough. It’s summer and people don’t want to be inside working. I get it,” he laughs. “So I’m here making jerk bowls until we get another team member. Since I’m in the kitchen I get to play around more.”

And play around, he does. Besides brunch, the West Village shop features creative weekly specials that put a Caribbean spin on favorites like tacos, egg rolls, and even banana bread.

“This week we’re doing plantain bread,” Ihentuge says. “It’s just banana

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bread, but with plantains instead. We’ll probably also do like a beans and cornbread, but instead of regular cornbread it will be the plantain bread with a bean and okra stew.”

As expected, the new location also has Y um Village’s signature items like customizable rice bowls with oxtails, akara ( black-eyed pea fritters) , jerk chicken, tru e greens, and vegetarian maafe peanut stew.

While other restaurants have shuttered during the pandemic, Ihentuge says um Village’s variety of offerings and DIY spirit has kept them going.

“Forty percent of Black-owned restaurants closed last year due to the pandemic, but we’re more than just a restaurant,” he says. “We have graband-go meals in five grocery stores and we sell a lot of meal plans. There’s a lot of income from outside just the restaurant that comes in to help us supplement the ebbs and flows of the restaurant industry. Plus we DIY a lot of this stuff ourselves to keep our costs down. We just painted the walls here ourselves.”

Focusing on pickup orders which are placed online and ordering via tablets at the New Center location has also helped with staffing issues.

Since the West Village location was previously a restaurant, which already had kitchen equipment and didn’t require a massive build out, Ihentuge was able to open up shop relatively quickly.

While the restaurant is still being set up, he’s pumping out online orders and rolling with the Sunday brunches.

—Randiah Camille Green

BOHEMIA IS ROYAL Oak’s newest restaurant offering Mediterranean flavors like Israeli dips and salads, hummus, and kabobs. The new spot opened last week at 100 S. Main St. Menu highlights include branzino, lamb chops, vegan kafta, halloumi cheese, and bread fried to order in a tandoori oven. Bohemia also boasts an extensive list of wine and signature cocktails such as the “Bohemian Rhapsody” with Valentine Vodka, lemon, strawberry, and tarragon and “Detox Retox” with tequila, cucumber, mint, lime, and matcha.

The new restaurant is the latest brainchild of Adam Merkel Restaurants. It’s located below Pinky’s Rooftop and adjacent to Pearl’s Deep Dive, which are both also owned and operated by Merkel.

Bohemia’s bright interior is decorated with colorful tile work, plants, and woodworking that give it a bold and ornate atmosphere.

It also features an open kitchen so guests can watch their meal being prepared.

“Our team has envisioned this concept for over five years, and it’s beyond exciting to see it all finally come to life,” Adam Merkel said in a press release. “The food tastes and feels incredibly authentic, while still maintaining a vibe that is true to our brand. We can’t wait to share Bohemia with the community! ” The 2,500-square-foot restaurant has seats for 110 diners and has capacity for 24 seats on an outdoor patio lounge. Brunch and lunch menus are anticipated to follow in the coming months.

—Randiah Camille Green

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Kura Sushi opens second conveyor belt sushi spot in Michigan

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INTERNATIONAL SUSHI CHAIN K ura Sushi opened another conveyor sushi spot in Michigan, where plates of sushi are delivered via conveyor belts.

The company’s second location in Michigan and 3 8 th in the U .S. opened last week at 26 425 Novi Rd., Suite C, Novi.

Kura Sushi opened its first Michigan location in Troy in 2021. The company was founded in J apan in 19 7 7 and has locations all over the world.

Besides the conveyor belt aspect, the company also recently introduced another high-tech element — drinks are ordered via a tablet and delivered to tables by a robot named K ur-B. Kura Sushi is also known for partnering with different brands for its “Bikkura Pon Prize System,” where diners get a prize for every 15 sushi plates ordered.

The company has partnered with the anime Demon Slayer for exclusive prizes that include rubber keychains, lanyards, and badges, while supplies last.

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Street Beet’s Megan Shaw joins Ferndale’s Public House Bar, though that partnership dissolved in 2022.

“We know deep down that this is the right thing to do, and as individuals we are ready for the next chapter in our lives,” the duo wrote in a post announcing the closure.

Shaw previously worked at Public House sister restaurants One-E yed Betty’s and Pop’s for Italian.

Opened in 2013 under the same ownership as Ferndale’s Imperial taco spot, Public House was acquired by Hometown Restaurant Group in 2021, who remodeled it and added a second all-vegan kitchen and menu in addition to its main menu.

In addition to One-E yed Betty’s and Pop’s for Italian, Hometown Restaurant Group also manages Tigerlily in the former Antihero space, an Asian-themed spot which was also previously owned by the same management group as Imperial. According to a press release, Tigerlily will continue Antihero’s Asian theme, with the addition of a tiki bar, and is scheduled to open sometime later this summer.

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FERNDALE’S REIMAGINED PUBLIC House has hired Megan Shaw, a chef known for her work with the former Street Beet vegan pop-up and restaurant, as a permanent member of its management team.

According to a press release, Shaw, who was also recently tapped by the restaurant as a consultant to help develop its expanded vegan menu, will “oversee its vegan kitchen, develop seasonal menus, and help manage front-of-house operations.”

“It’s good to have more options.

It’s good for everyone,” Shaw said in a statement. “I mostly make comfort food, and I like to do mocks of things that aren’t vegan. The goal is to create food that people miss eating. Y ou can make healthy vegan food at home, but when I go out to eat, I like to eat a fried chicken sandwich.”

Originally launched as a pop-up, at Street Beet Shaw and her former partner Nina Paletta earned recognition for their playful vegan replicas of popular fast food, like “Taco Hell,” “Pizza Butt,” and “McDaddy’s.” In 2020, they settled inside 3 rd Street

Insomnia Cookies opens in Detroit IN CASE YOU ever need a scoop of ice cream slathered in between two gooey cookies at 2 a.m., Insomnia Cookies opened its first Detroit location last week.

It’s conveniently located near Wayne State U niversity, which makes sense because only college students would get cookies and ice cream delivered that late. ( OK , and potheads.)

The shop offers its cult cookies and ice cream with in-store, pickup, and delivery options seven days a week, staying open as late as 3 a.m. some nights.

It has all the warm cookies the brand is known for, as well as ice cream sandwiches, cookie cakes, and a host of vegan options.

Insomnia Cookies was started in Philadelphia in 2003 and the Detroit store is the brand’s eighth store in Michigan. It’s located at 517 1 Anthony Wayne Dr., Detroit. Hours are Sunday noon-1 a.m., Monday-Wednesday 11 a.m.-1 a.m., and Thursday-Saturday noon-3 a.m.

—Randiah Camille Green

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WEED Detroit begins accepting applications for recreational marijuana businesses, despite lawsuits B y S teve N eavling

The city of Detroit announced F riday that it will soon begin accepting online applications for recreational marijuana businesses, the first major step in entering the legal market.

The city is moving forward despite two lawsuits that allege Detroit’s recreational marijuana ordinance violates state law. Both lawsuits are attempting to stop the city from issuing recreational cannabis licenses.

The city will accept online applica-

A medical marijuana dispensary in Detroit. Two lawsuits allege the city’s cannabis ordinance violates state law because it prevents medical facilities from getting a recreational license until 2027.

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tions from Aug. 1 -3 1 for up to 4 0 dispensaries, 1 0 micro-businesses, and 1 0 consumption lounges.

This is the first of multiple phases.

In all, the city will award licenses to up to 1 0 0 dispensaries, 3 0 micro businesses, and 3 0 consumption lounges.

H alf of the licenses will go to social equity applicants, who must live in a city that was disproportionately impacted by the War on Drugs.

The city launched a recreational marijuana site ( H omegrownDetroit. org) for license applications, resources, updates, and tips on getting

MICHIGAN MARIJUANA RETAIL behemoth L ume Cannabis Co. abruptly closed four dispensaries last week, saying the closures are part of a “realignment for growth.”

L ume, which has more than 1 ,0 0 0 employees and operates 2 9 dispensaries statewide, closed stores in Bay City, Christmas, Cheboygan, and Southfield.

The laid off employees will be given severance pay and an opportunity to apply for positions at other L ume stores, the company said in a statement to Metro T imes.

L ater this month, the company is opening new dispensaries in Ann Arbor, G rand R apids, and P ortage.

“This realignment is a key part of our strategy to maintain and strengthen our position as Michigan’s leading cannabis retailer,” said Doug H ellyar, president and COO of L ume. “We remain absolutely committed to growing and deepening our retail footprint in communities across Michigan and continuing our efforts to offer high-quality cannabis products for patients and adult-use customers.”

The family that owns Belle Tire has a significant stake in

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Marijuana giant closes 4 dispensaries in Michigan, but plans to open 3 more at different locations

licenses.

“I want to thank my colleagues for allowing this nex t critical step in the licensing process despite the frivolous lawsuits and ongoing attempts to get Detroit’s ordinance tossed,” P resident P ro Tem J ames Tate, who sponsored the recreational marijuana ordinance, said in a statement. “F or years Detroiters have been fighting for an opportunity to compete in the state’s ever-growing market and the time has finally come to reap the benefits of their hard work.”

The Detroit City Council approved

L ume.

The realignment comes at a tough time for cannabis businesses. With the market flooded with marijuana, prices have hit all-time lows, forcing some businesses to sell cannabis at a loss.

In J anuary 2 0 2 1 , the average cost for an ounce of marijuana was $ 5 1 2 , compared to $ 1 3 1 in May, a 7 4 .4 % decline, according to the Michigan Cannabis R egulatory Agency.

There are more than 1 ,0 0 0 dispensaries in Michigan, with new ones opening weekly.

The city of Detroit plans to begin approving up to 1 0 0 new recreational dispensaries later this year or early nex t year. But that plan hangs in the balance following two lawsuits that claim the city’s new recreational marijuana ordinance violates state law.

– B y S t ev e N eav ling

the latest ordinance on April 5 .

“City Council P ro Tem J ames Tate deserves a great deal of credit for his leadership on this issue. Assuring that City of Detroit residents have full and unfettered access to retail marijuana licenses is in everyone’s best interest,” Mayor Mike Duggan said. “Despite all the hurdles P resident P ro Tem Tate and members of the administration had to clear, we finally have in place a fair and equitable process that creates real opportunity for Detroiters.”

But a lot is unknown about the future of recreational marijuana in Detroit. Two lawsuits allege the city’s ordinance violates state law because it prevents medical facilities in the city from getting a recreational license until 2 0 2 7 . According to the lawsuits, the ordinance also violates state law by using an unfair scoring system for choosing which companies receive a license, rather than providing a competitive application process. The scoring system, for ex ample, gives preference to companies that hire Detroiters and donate to Detroit nonprofits.

The city is late to entering the legal recreational marijuana market, and that could be a major problem for prospective businesses. The market is flooded with marijuana products, growers and dispensaries, causing prices to hit all-time lows and forcing some businesses to sell cannabis at a loss.

This is the city’s second attempt at entering the market. In J une 2 0 2 1 , a federal judge deemed the city’s original recreational marijuana ordinance “likely unconstitutional” because it gave preferences to longtime Detroiters.

The city scrapped the ordinance and drafted a new one that offers two tracks for licenses so that “equity” and “nonequity” applicants aren’t competing with each other.

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CULTURE In Baz Luhrmann’s ‘Elvis,’ the King brings style but no conviction B y Georg e E lkind

There are plenty of ques-

tions to ask about E lvis P resley as an outsized figure, artist, and enduring cultural presence. But the setup of Baz Luhrmann’s vigorously staged new biopic of the King invites one most of all: is it possible for a star to get as big as he was without selling their soul The more salient term in music might once have been “selling out,” but Luhrmann makes the relationship between Presley and his longtime manager, Tom Hanks’s Tom “the Colonel” Parker, his film’s nominal center, puzzling over the Dutchman’s parasitic relationship to Austin Butler’s guileless, basically innocent rendition of the star. Despite the seeming clarity and focus this sort of setup might suggest, Luhrmann’s work here is defiantly messy in chasing a sense of historic import, careening between notions of its purpose from scene to scene. Rarely surprising in spite of this, E lvis remains throughout insistently glossy, capable of blithely charging through any complexities that arise without so much as blinking. Managing to somehow prove both condescending to audiences and determinedly inoffensive, Luhrmann’s latest is a symptom of a moment in which we can most always expect studio releases to talk down.

As recounted through the Colonel’s perspective in half-accented voiceover, Presley’s pop-cultural rise and eventual canonization follow a rags-to-riches trajectory. Moving from his childhood in Mississippi projects inauspicious beginnings to Graceland ( a starry vision of artistic actualization in Memphis and, finally, a Las Vegas residency explicitly called out as a gilded cage , Presley’s final years evoke his first artistically active ones, with casinos providing echoes of cheap carnivals he played in the film’s first act. Rather than positioning a lifetime of such careerist movements as a series of financial and personal decisions with eventually fatal and destructive consequences, or playing meaningfully

on this kind of eerie circularity, E lvis manifests all its action as inevitable, a remembered history that seems to have never breathed as living present: a most unquestioning sort of remembrance.

While Hanks’s Colonel — pitched as a swindler and perennial exploiter of artists, and looking like a greasy egg — provides an ostensibly biased account, most scenes within E lvis are buoyed by an unquestioning air as sure as scripture, disregarding the sort of subjective view a smarter approach to narration might provide.

To this end, Luhrmann focuses on hits: both world-historical and artistic.

Echoing the more drastic coincidences of Forrest Gump decades back, with key events manifesting here in media like newspapers and television so that Presley and friends might opine on them onscreen, Luhrmann grants their bland utterances the stature of events in themselves. “Dr. King, he always spoke the truth,” says Presley once later, the Colonel cracks a newspaper with coverage of Sharon Tate’s death plastered on the cover, musing over his coffee. When Bobby Kennedy’s assassinated in ‘68, Presley declares with a start “Oh my god ” — as though anyone should really care what Presley might have said or thought right then. The film cares little, too, for that matter, about anything he might think in most any other scene .

Such moments would scan as comically self-important bits of striving on their own, but an effort to establish Presley as a progressive figure in alignment with the counterculture supplies E lvis with one of its few motifs not outlined explicitly in dialogue. Presley’s engagement with different strains of music, and particularly Black music, is well-trodden terrain for retrospective listeners, and rightly treated as a crucial element of his success. As many have noted, Presley’s enmeshing of rhythm and blues and revival tent standards alongside mainstream country acts could well be construed as opportu-

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Austin Butler stars as Elvis Presley.

nistic even on his own part: an allegation that’s a surer thing when leveled at Presley’s handlers. But Luhrmann, ever shy about suggesting any coherent psychology for Presley, save for the trials that accompanied his substance addictions, goes so far as to imply that P resley played a nearly messianic role in mending America’s racial divides. As flesh and spirit met in Christian conceptions of Jesus, he suggests, so too did Black and white strains of popular music come together in the sound and stage presence of Presley himself the result paved a path for America toward progress.

This suggestion, that Presley’s engagement with Black popular music played an active role in healing America’s mid-century cultural repression, conservatism, and accompanying faultlines, goes far beyond what might be deemed reasonable without some form of backing that E lvis fails to provide.

In one demonstrative scene at a large outdoor show, racially segregated concertgoers rip down a partition to dance together in spite of police presence. In another, a televised concert contributes to a group of young women’s as well as one man’s sexual awakenings.

In another, a heckler calls Presley’s pink suit and makeup queer before the audience’s women go wild over the act that follows. Such moments constitute small assertions of independence peppered throughout Presley’s life, even at those times when Hanks’s Colonel

WARNER BROS.

Elvis Rated: PG-13 Run-time: 159 minutes inveighs against the “hippies and radicals” of the ’60s and ’70s. In one scene, Presley is even worried about being “canceled” over his ever-working hips.

But in remarking that Presley exercised the freedom — and obvious privilege — of moving through and evoking the stylings of variously racialized spaces, Luhrmann’s positioning of him as a Civil Rights icon or some kind of warrior against repression comes off as a significant interpretive reach.

Presley’s artistic lineage and impact on popular culture — especially the music industry — are worth puzzling over, certainly, and it’s in some small way a credit to E lvis that it engages with these themes. But even as L uhrrman seems willing to speculate about Presley’s pop-cultural and political reach, any examination of the star’s inner life — some hint of the workings that might motivate his politics, aesthetic, or style — seem studiously absent in what’s here. Inquiries into what Presley thinks he’s pursuing, aside from money and fame, are waved off by Presley’s mother, who says his stage presence is “God-given — so there can’t be nothing wrong with it.” That’s Luhrmann’s promise — and his plea — to viewers, too: please enjoy, but just don’t look too close.

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Savage Love

Gays and Confused B y Dan S avag e This is a preview of this week’s Savage Love. The full version is now exclusively available on Dan’s website Savage.Love.

From the end of Roe to the assault on democracy to the climate crisis to the war on U kraine, it’s all bad news, all the time, for everyone. But the monkeypox outbreak is an extra little helping of bad news specifically for gay and bi men. ( More than 9 6 % of monkeypox cases have been in gay and bisexual men.) Hey, faggots? If you have a rash or feel like you have swollen glands, stay home. And if you’re sexually active or hope to be soon, get the monkeypox vaccine at your earliest opportunity. In the meantime, here’s a column featuring all gay questions to remind us that gay life isn’t just freaking out about ingrown hairs.

—D an

Q: I ’m a mid- 5 0s g

ay man, married to a man. We’ve been tog ether for 30 years. We love each other and have built a g reat life tog ether, but our sex life is so lackluster it’s nearly ex tinct. After years of trying to g et my spouse to talk about our li es nts needs nd differences and after years making sug g estions about how or what we could do either tog ether or apart to improve our sex life, n ll d enou nd e n in dalliances here and there. I encourag ed him to pursue sex ual satisfaction where he likes, but his response is always, “ I couldn’t do that.”

S o, what’s the problem? I ’ve always been drawn to Daddy/ boy scenarios — it plays into my submissive tendencies — and I recently met a hot Daddy.

We’ve been meeting up for six months, we’re both GGG, and the sex is awesome!

B ut my spouse does not know about my relationship with Daddy. I would love for the two to meet, as I think they would enj oy each other’s sense of humor and personality, as they are both wonderful men. I s it possible to introduce them so that the three of us could be friends and maybe ease my spouse into opening thing s up? My spouse and I are both sub bottoms and my Daddy is a g entle Daddy Dom. Do I bring them tog ether or do I keep these two relationships separate?

—L u s t ing A f t er D addy

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JOE NEWTON

A: If what you’re seeking from me,

LAD, is some way to tell your husband you’ve been fucking another man for six months without upsetting him, I can’t help you. He’s most likely going to be upset. Additionally, there’s no way to tell your husband about your recently acquired fuckbuddy without putting your vague DADT agreement at risk.

Now, assuming your husband isn’t an idiot, LAD, he knows you’ve been having sex with other men. When you told him to pursue sexual satisfaction elsewhere, he must’ve known you planned to do ( or were already doing) the same.

But there’s a difference between knowing something because you kindasortafigured, LAD, and knowing something because you were literallyfucking told.

And there’s a difference between having sex with other men — one-offs, one at a time — and having sex again and again with one man. ( Which, during this monkeypox outbreak, is a far safer option for you and your husband than one-offs. Sexual infidelity is one thing, emotional infidelity is another.

But the odds your husband will leave you — after 3 0 years — seem slim. And even if he’s upset at first, who knows If he’s open to meeting your boyfriend/ daddyfriend once his anger dissipates, and if he’s attracted to your Daddy Dom and your Daddy Dom is attracted to him, a series of hot threesomes might revive your sexual connection with your husband. Things could also go from not great to truly terrible — you could wind up getting divorced — but things aren’t going to get better on the sexual front without a shakeup, LAD, and telling the truth is a pretty good way to shake things up.

All that said, LAD, telling your husband, “I have a boyfriend, I’d like you to meet him, I think you two might click,” is a big risk and there are no backsies.

Q:

I ’m a 2 6 - year- old g ay man in Arizona. I was with my 38 - year- old boyfriend for a year and a half. We were monog amous from the start but when we “ laid our kink cards on the table” about six months in ( I ’m a long time listener and reader) , he “ confessed” that he wanted to watch me g et fucked by another g uy. O r g uys, plural. H e broug ht it up literally every time we had sex for a year.

T wo weeks ag o, I g ot on Grindr ( with his O K ) to see what was out there. I found a couple and showed him their photos. H e was thrilled. We went over to their place, and it felt rig ht, and they both fucked me in front of my boyfriend. My boyfriend — who j erked off and came while watching me g et fucked — had a complete meltdown after we left. H e called me a bunch of names and accused me of enj oying it too much and broke up with me. I still have my own apartment, thank God, so I took some clothes and left.

H e says he wants a monog amous relationship now, but not with me because of what happened. I didn’t do anything he didn’t ask me to. I ’m heartbroken and filled with reg ret and can’t stop crying . Was I supposed to fake hating it? I s there any way to salvag e this?

—W ho lly H eart b ro k en O v er Relat io ns hip E nding

A: There’s no way to salvage this,

WHORE , but there are two ways of looking at it…

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CULTURE

Free Will Astrology

By Rob Brezsny

ARIES: March 21 – April 19 You are entering the Season of L ove’s R enewal. To celebrate, I offer you a poem by eighth-century Tamil poet Andal. Whatever gender you may be, I invite you to visualize yourself as the “Snakewaist woman” she addresses. Here’s Andal, bringing a fiery splash of exclamation points: “Arouse, Snakewaist woman Strut your enchantment Swoop your mirth and leap your spiral reverence As wild peacocks shimmer and ramble and entice the lightning-nerved air Summon thunderheads of your love Command the sentient wind Resurrect the flavor of eternal birth ” TAURUS: April 20 – May 20 Tips to get the most out of the next three weeks: 1. Work harder, last longer, and finish with more grace than everyone else. 2. Be in love with beauty. Crave it, surround yourself with it, and create it. Be especially enamored of beautiful things that are also useful. 3. Taste the mist, smell the clouds, kiss the music, praise the earth, and listen to the moon in the daytime sky. 4. Never stop building Keep building and building and build-

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ing: your joy, your security, your love, your beauty, your stamina, your sense of wonder.

GEMINI: May 21 – June 20 Gemini astrologer Astrolocherry says that while Geminis “can appear naive and air-headed to onlookers, their minds usually operate at light speed. They naturally absorb every surrounding particle of intellectual stimuli. They constantly observe their interactions for opportunities to grow their knowledge.” I believe these qualities will function at peak intensity during the next four weeks, Gemini — maybe even beyond peak intensity. Please try to enjoy the hell out of this phase without becoming manic or overwrought. If all goes well, you could learn more in the next four weeks than most people learn in four months.

CANCER: June 21 – July 22 Naeem Callaway founded Get Out The Box, an organization that mentors at-risk youth in low-income and rural communities. Here’s one of his central teachings: “Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tiptoe if you must, but take the step.” Even if you don’t fit the profile of the people Callaway serves, his advice is perfect for you right now. For the time being, I urge you to shelve any plans you might have for grandiose actions. Focus on just one of the many possible tasks you could pursue and carry it out with determined focus.

LEO: July 23 – August 22 A Leo astrologer I’ve known for years told me, “Here’s a secret about us Lions. No matter what happens, despite any pitfalls and pratfalls, my ego will stay intact. It ain’t gonna crack. ou can hurl five lightning bolts’ worth of insults at my skull, and I will walk away without even a hint of a concussion. I believe in myself and worship myself, but even more importantly: I trust my own self-coherence like I trust the sun to shine.” Wow That’s quite a testimony. I’m not sure I fully buy it, though. I have known a few Leos whose confidence wavered in the wake of a minor misstep. But here’s the point of my horoscope: I encourage you to allow a slight ego deflation in the coming days. If you do, I believe it will generate a major blossoming of your ego by August. And that would be a very good thing.

VIRGO: August 23 – Sept. 22 Virgo poet Claude de Burine described how one night when she was three years old, she sneaked out of the

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to a breakthrough insight you weren’t previously open to. If you dream of a baby animal, it might signify you’re ready to welcome a rebirth of a part of you that has been dormant or sluggish or unavailable. Dreams in which you’re flying suggest you may soon escape a sense of heaviness or inertia.

JAMES NOELLERT

house with her parents’ champagne bucket so she could fill it up with moonlight. I think activities like this will be a worthy pursuit for you in the coming days. ou’re entering a favorable phase to go in quest of lyrical, fanciful experiences. I hope you will make yourself available for marvels and curiosities and fun surprises.

LIBRA: Sept. 23 – Oct. 22 There is a distinction between being nice and being kind. Being nice is often motivated by mechanical politeness, by a habit-bound drive to appear pleasant. It may be rooted more in a desire to be liked than in an authentic urge to bestow blessings. On the other hand, being kind is a sincere expression of care and concern for another. It fosters genuine intimacy. I bring these thoughts to your attention because I think that one of Libra’s lifelong tasks is to master the art of being kind rather than merely nice. And right now is an especially favorable phase for you to refine your practice.

SCORPIO: Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 ou sometimes feel you have to tone down your smoldering intensity, avert your dark-star gazes, conceal your sultry charisma, dumb down your persuasive speech, pretend you don’t have so much stamina, disguise your awareness of supernatural connections, act less like a saint and martyr in your zealous devotions, and refrain from revealing your skill at reading between the lines. But none of that avoidance stuff usually works very well. The Real ou leaks out into view.

In the coming weeks, I hope you won’t engage in any of the hiding behavior I described. It’s a favorable time to freely pour forth your Scorpionic blessings.

SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 There could be interesting and important events happening while you sleep in the coming nights. If a butterfly lands on you in a dream, it may mean you’re prepping for a spiritual transformation in waking life. It could be a sign you’re receptive

CAPRICORN: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 How to be the best Capricorn you can be in the coming weeks and months: 1. Develop a disciplined, well-planned strategy to achieve more freedom. 2. Keep clambering upwards even if you have no competitors and there’s no one else at the top. 3. Loosen your firm grasp and steely resolve just enough so you can allow the world to enjoy you. 4. Don’t let the people you love ever think you take them for granted. 5. Be younger today than you were yesterday.

AQUARIUS: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 In the next seven to eight weeks, I’d love for you to embody an attitude about intimacy articulated by author H l ne Cixous. Here’s her aspiration: “I want to love a person freely, including all her secrets. I want to love in this person someone she doesn’t know. I want to love without judgment, without fault. Without false, without true. I want to meet her between the words, beneath language.”

And yes, dear Aquarius, I know this is a monumental undertaking. If it appeals to you at all, just do the best you can to incorporate it. Perfection isn’t required.

PISCES: Feb.19 – March 20 I periodically consult a doctor of Chinese Medicine who tells me that one of the best things I can do for my health is to walk barefoot—EVER WHERE On the sidewalk, through buildings, and especially in the woods and natural areas. He says that being in direct contact with our beloved earth can provide me with energetic nourishment not possible any other way. I have resisted the doc’s advice so far. It would take the soles of my feet a while to get accustomed to the wear and tear of barefoot walking. I bring this up, Pisces, because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to try what I haven’t yet. In fact, anything you do to deepen your connection with the earth will be extra healing. I invite you to lie in the sand, hug trees, converse with birds, shout prayers to mountains, and bathe in rivers or lakes.

T his w eek ’ s ho mew o rk : T o heal yourself, bestow two blessing s, one on a human and one on an animal.

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