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Lagoon fever Tens of thousands of fish died in the waters off Florida’s Space Coast, and angry residents want to know why BY MON IVETT E COR D EI R O
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he waters around the Indian River Lagoon had been chocolate-colored for months, but about three weeks ago, on March 18, the estuary looked a bit clearer to Alex Gorichky. Good enough, at least, for an early-morning fishing trip, he says. He left his home on Merritt Island and fished for a bit in the Banana River portion of the 156-mile lagoon. He didn’t notice anything amiss until he got home and saw his friends sharing images of tens of thousands of dead fish floating along the lagoon. The suspected culprit: Aureoumbra lagunensis, a species of algae known to cause brown tide that had been blooming in the lagoon since January. A brown tide algae bloom, while non-toxic to humans, reduces water transparency, produces mucus that prevents shellfish from feeding and consumes the dissolved oxygen in the water at night. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission received reports of fish kills stretching from Titusville to Melbourne that involved redfish, sheepshead, puffer fish, catfish, mullet, croaker, flounder, spade fish and more. Other marine animals, such as horseshoe crabs, stingrays, blue crabs and turtles, also died. The Ocean Research and Conservation Association says water monitors in the Banana River show oxygen levels dropped to the bottom around 3 a.m. on March 19, according to TCPalm. Gorichky, a charter fisherman who owns Local Lines Guide Service, believes the algae blooms died and were consumed by bacteria, which lowered the amount of
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oxygen. The fish probably swam to the surface of the lagoon looking for dissolvable oxygen in the top sliver of water. When they found none, they suffocated. Their rotting carcasses, eyes open, mouths gaping, stayed near the surface, later floating into canals or onto shores. Volunteers cleaned up 65,000 pounds of fish within a matter of days, according to Brevard County officials. Still, the pungent odor of dead fish and brown waters fueled Gorichky and others to organize a rally in Cocoa Beach a week later, where about 200 people protested under the hot sun. “What happened in the Banana River was actually almost like an extinction event,” he says. “The lagoon is truly part of our soul. It’s who we are as a people, and it’s not nice to see it become what it has. I think a lot of us are ready for a change now.” The Indian River Lagoon’s troubles aren’t new and haven’t been easy to fix, explains John Windsor, a professor of marine and environmental systems at Florida Institute of Technology. Since 2011, algae blooms have plagued the lagoon, blocking essential sunlight to sea grasses, which serve as nurseries for fish and food for manatees. Over 47,000 acres of sea grass were lost, reducing grassbeds by 60 percent, according to the St. Johns Water Management District. Then, between 2012 and 2013, 116 manatees, 76 dolphins and 250 pelicans died from a mysterious ailment in the lagoon, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. Windsor says the algae blooms are fed by pollution in the water from several factors, including: nitrogen and phosphorus found in lawn fertilizers that make their way into the lagoon through lawn clippings and stormwater runoff; leaking septic tanks and accidental sewage spills; agricultural runoff; and nitrogen-filled groundwater. Also contributing to the problem are an estimated 10 million cubic yards of black, fine-grained muck on the lagoon’s floor and changing weather patterns. Despite
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rumors, the FWC says freshwater discharge from Lake Okeechobee by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is not a contributing factor to the brown tide. Though there was an outcry after the fish kill, Brevard County commissioners decided last week against asking Gov. Rick Scott to declare a state of emergency for the lagoon, but will ask for more assistance. While the state says it has invested nearly $80 million to restore the lagoon in past and upcoming projects, critics say the state could also use land and water conservation money from Amendment 1 to fund the lagoon’s healing. Leesa Souto, who is the executive director of Marine Resources Council and a scientist, says she was at the Brevard County Commission meeting and saw people devastated over the loss of unique species found only in the Indian River Lagoon. The lagoon is an economic driver for the region, creating a $3.7 billion impact, Souto says. “When you see 16 tons of dead fish, it strikes a nerve,” she says. “The estuary river runs through the heart of our community. People really feel a sense of sorrow.” Souto says the Florida Legislature could help the Indian River Lagoon and the rest of the waterways in the state by enabling communities to disconnect from septic tanks and hook into municipal water systems, maintaining septic and wastewater systems, and setting a temporary or even permanent ban on lawn fertilizers.
Residents are pointing fingers to blame anyone now, but it’s going to take everybody doing as much as they can to fix the dying lagoon, Souto says. Her organization is working to keep the public informed by creating an annual report card on the Indian River Lagoon that will be distributed to 2.2 million residents. To fund the report card, Marine Resources Council will also hold Lagoon Fest, a music charity event, in Palm Bay this May. Indian River Lagoon’s Riverkeeper, Marty Baum, says the current crisis is partly the fault of developers, agricultural companies, bad water policies and certain politicians, but it’s also the responsibility of people who live near the lagoon. While he was out on the Banana River with Gorichky trying to understand the scope of the kill, they saw a man spreading fertilizer on his lawn and dumping some of it into the lagoon. “I bawled,” Baum, a sixth-generation Floridian, says. “I cried like a child. It hurt me to see nothing but dead fish as far as I could see, 60 square miles.” Baum predicts more trouble will come to the upper lagoon because it’s still filled with nutrients for the algae. “We each do a knife cut to the lagoon,” he says. “And every time someone doesn’t vote, they steal something from the kids. They’ve robbed us of almost everything they can without collapsing the economy, so now they’re stealing the future.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com
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Love and Friendship
Next big things The Spotlight category gives you a leg up on movies coming to a theater near you later this year BY CAMERON M EI ER
he Festival always offers a “Spotlight” category. No, it isn’t a tribute to last year’s Oscar-winner for Best Picture. It’s simply a way of shining a light on movies that have already received distribution deals and, with a few exceptions, are not competing for awards. That distribution status makes the films notoriously difficult to screen in advance. In fact, Orlando Weekly was able to screen only one Spotlight film this year, Hunt for the Wilderpeople (see our review on page 12). And though it might be wise to keep all 13 on your planning radar,
four of this year’s Spotlight films deserve special mention. High-Rise, directed by Ben Wheatley, is a British science-fiction thriller set in the 1970s and based on J.G. Ballard’s bleak novel of the same title. It stars Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Irons, Sienna Miller and Elisabeth Moss, and, at least based on those names and the trailer, looks irresistible. Love & Friendship reunites director Whit Stillman with Chlöe Sevigny and Kate Beckinsale (who starred in his Last Days of Disco), this time as the heroines of an epistolary Jane Austen novel, Lady Susan. Early reviews have praised the naturalism and modernity Stillman brings to the 19th-century milieu. Louder Than Bombs stars Jesse Eisenberg. If that weren’t reason enough to give it a try, it was fairly well-received at both Cannes and Toronto. Lastly, who can resist Werner Herzog? OK, well a lot of sane people, actually. But that still doesn’t mean you should miss his latest project, Lo and Behold, Reveries of the Connected World, in which Herzog ponders the internet. feedback@orlandoweekly.com
CATEGORY: DOCUMENTARY FEATURES COMPETITION
Man vs. Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler
★★★ (92 minutes) showtimes: 9:15 p.m. Monday, April 11, Enzian; 9:30 p.m. Thursday, April 14, Regal Winter Park Village B
World Nibbler champion Tim McVey (no, not Timothy McVeigh) is tired of getting asked about his favorite video game. “What’s Nibbler? What’s Nibbler? What’s Nibbler? God, I’m sick of that question,” he says. After watching the documentary Man vs. Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler, you’ll definitely know what Nibbler is. However, you might be sick of the game itself. But despite the fact that the doc almost col12
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lapses in tedium toward the end, it has enough kooky charm to sustain itself. Directed by Tim Kinzy and Andrew Seklir, this is the unlikely story of how one nerdy teen (McVey) became the first person to score a billion points on a video game (in 1984) and then attempted to reclaim his record once it was eclipsed by fellow gaming geeks. “A billion-point game can give you carpal tunnel syndrome,” we’re told. And that’s easy to believe, as the achievement takes about 40 hours of nearly nonstop gaming. Yet reaching that 10-digit score means the world to McVey and his man-boy buddies, and the doc quirkily captures their passion. It doesn’t quite achieve the beautiful lunacy of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, to which it owes much, but it does project an awkward, yet strangely touching humanity that’s easy to admire. – Cameron Meier
CATEGORY: OPENING NIGHT FILM
The Lobster
★★ (119 minutes) showtime: 7 p.m. Friday, April 8, Regal Winter Park Village A
A whimsical parable loaded with ultra-dry comedy and off-kilter romance, Yorgos Lanthimos’ The Lobster is set in a totalitarian society where single people are rounded up and sent to “The Hotel.” If they fail to find a partner within 45 days, they are transformed into the animal of their choice. David (Colin Farrell) chooses the lobster, for its long lifespan and rigorous fertility. The film spends much of its first half introducing the Hotel’s hard-edged rules and quirks, including John C. Reilly and Olivia Colman as the no-nonsense managers. But as David begins to take destiny in his own hands in the second half, The Lobster begins to drag. Lanthimos, whose 2009 film Dogtooth made serious international waves, has something to say about singlehood and conforming to societal standards, but as the film drags his ideas begin to feel underdeveloped. Luckily, Farrell provides comic relief from the slogging pace. As the lonely David, whose only companion is his dog/brother, Farrell delivers a performance that manages to be simultaneously emotionally distant and deeply personal. Darkly comedic, violent and thoughtful, The Lobster is a primo kick-off film for the 2016 Florida Film Festival. – Patrick Cooper
CATEGORY: MIDNIGHT MOVIES
Belladonna of Sadness a pact with the Devil and spearhead a sexual uprising. (93 minutes) The artwork from anime pioneer Osamu Tezuka’s Mushi Production is nothing showtimes: 11:30 p.m. Saturday, April 9, Regal short of remarkable. It assaults viewers Winter Park Village A; 11:59 p.m. Saturday, April with psychedelic and erotic images that 16, Enzian flow across the screen, including one Prepare your eyeballs for ultimate extraordinary scene where the whole ecstasy. Painstakingly restored in 4K, town holds an orgy on a river of hair. Belladonna of Sadness (1973) is a poetic, Belladonna of Sadness draws inspiration orgasmic sensory trip that has never had from Jules Michelet’s 1862 book on witchan American release until now. Composed craft, La Sorcière, as well as the story of mainly of watercolor stills, the film tells the Jeanne D’Arc, to create its own tale of story of Jeanne, a young woman who’s feminist and sexual revolution. The psych brutally raped on her wedding night by soundtrack can be abrasive at times, but an evil baron and his demonic henchmen. the visuals never fail to astound. Folks are Jeanne is unable to move past this night- going to be picking their jaws up off the ground after this one. – Patrick Cooper marish event, which leads her to make
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Embers each other every morning upon waking. A daughter grows bitter toward her father (86 minutes) for sheltering them in a bunker, arguing that experiencing the outside would be showtimes: 11:30 a.m. Saturday, April 9, Enzian; more fulfilling than desperately clinging to 7 p.m. Wednesday, April 13, Regal Winter Park Village B memories of days long gone. The concept isn’t ever fully explained Zombie crises have dominated apoca– the “why” isn’t even touched on – but lyptic entertainment for the last few years, never once is it burdened with confusion. so it’s rather refreshing that Embers’ bleak In fact, the lack of exposition works to context centers instead around a sudden the film’s benefit. The split between five neurological disruption in humanity. stories is what allows the situation to be People are in various stages of memory understood and provides a semblance of decay, wandering around colorless streets a plot. But this focus dwindles toward the in a lifeless or oblivious manner. No matter end of the movie, making Embers seem how they’re getting through life, however, more aimless than it should. the main struggle they seem to face is not This film about memory isn’t completely a failure to recollect the past, but a grapmemorable, but for the hour and 26 minpling with holding onto what truly makes utes you’re watching it, you’ll certainly be them human. One couple continuously forced to ponder what truly makes your works to stay together, despite forgetting life yours. – Kim Slichter
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Lamb
★★ (90 minutes) showtimes: 4:15 p.m. Tuesday, April 12, Regal Winter Park Village B; 11:15 a.m. Saturday, April 16, Enzian
One of the festival’s four International Showcase features, Lamb is an Ethiopian film (in Amharic, with English subtitles) about a boy’s stubborn independence, perseverance and love for his pet sheep. Written and directed by first-timer Yared Zeleke, the film was Ethiopia’s Oscar submission for best foreign-language film. (It was not nominated.) Following the death of his mother, young Ephraim (Rediat Amare) and his father leave their native village in search of a better life. “I don’t want to leave either,” his father tells him, “but if we stay, we may meet your mother’s fate.” Realizing that success can come only in the big city, the boy’s father leaves Ephraim with unsympathetic relatives – in rural isolation – while he seeks work in
Addis Ababa. The separation devastates the boy, and he clings to the one thing that gives him comfort and reminds him of home: Chuni, his lamb. But, predictably, the relatives don’t view the animal as a pet. “You’re going to learn what all boys must do in our country: sacrifice sheep,” his uncle scolds him. Lamb is not the maudlin tearjerker it might have been. In fact, it’s surprisingly devoid of passion. That imbues it with a realistic maturity, especially considering its refreshing inclusion of complex female characters and beautiful landscapes. (Who knew Ethiopia was so breathtaking?) But it also makes the film a tough watch thanks to its almost unbearable pacing and lack of emotional impact. Frankly, this review could have gone either way. If Ethiopian culture and the film’s premise interest you, you might give it a try, but this reviewer simply never got enough from the actors or the story arc to merit a recommendation, especially given the weak ending. – Cameron Meier
CATEGORY: SPOTLIGHT FILMS
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
written and tonally challenged mess. Neill, as a backwoods curmudgeon, preposterously finds himself on the run (93 minutes) from the law with his 13-year-old adopted son, played by Julian Dennison, in a Rebel showtimes: 9:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 12, Regal Wilson-like contrived performance gone Winter Park Village A; 6 p.m. Friday, April 15, badly wrong. Throw in a couple of other Regal Winter Park Village A cringe-worthy actors, unneeded musical One of the year’s most highly anticiinterludes, 10 (yes, 10) pretentious chapter pated films, Hunt for the Wilderpeople headers, lots of aren’t-you-impressed heliis written and directed by Taika Waititi copter/drone shots and a failed attempt at (What We Do in the Shadows and Boy). sweetness toward the end, and you have But despite an interesting premise and the an unexpected misfire from the up-andcharismatic Sam Neill as co-lead, the com- coming New Zealand filmmaker. edy is an embarrassingly unfunny, badly – Cameron Meier
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CATEGORY: MUSIC FILMS
Hi, How Are You Daniel Johnston?
★★★★ (17 minutes) showtimes: 4:15 p.m. Monday, April 11, Regal Winter Park Village A; 6:30 p.m. Thursday, April 14, Enzian
Few artists are as hyperaware of the worlds they’re forced to live within as Daniel Johnston is and has been for decades. In the latest film to take on Johnston’s style and struggles (and how deeply they are connected), Hi, How Are You Daniel Johnston?, you see Johnston in a fatherly dialogue with a version of himself from 1983. It’s a fictionalized setup, but the film takes inspiration from Johnston’s old recordings, journals and artwork, so it never feels false or forced. It’s an emotional way to get to know the artist, who has been diagnosed bipolar and schizophrenic. At one point, he gestures to his hoarder-like, yet minimal surroundings and says to the viewer very honestly and plainly, “This is my world.” Fittingly, the conversation is presented
through playback on a cassette recorder with Johnston chain-smoking to make it through tough innocent questions ostensibly mined from his youth. A selection of memorable Johnston songs fills out the soundtrack. This reminds anyone who has possibly lost touch with Johnston of the un-maskable emotional fragility in his music and continually adds tension to the film’s gentle premise. You also get glimpses of Johnston’s artwork – try and spy the artist’s wellknown creatures, which could probably populate a Hieronymous Bosch-scale landscape and evoke the same fantastical outsider appeal. The most famous of these is Jeremiah, the Hi, How Are You? frog, who becomes animated in the film as originally sketched, engaging with an aged, updated version of Jeremiah to represent Johnston’s current state. True fans will smile and somberly nod, just in time for Lana Del Rey’s cover of “Some Things Last” to chime in and affirm the short film’s mantra: “It’s funny, but it’s true. It’s true, but it’s not funny.” – Ashley Belanger
CATEGORY: FAMILY FILMS
April and the Extraordinary World ventures. The story then jumps to a teen April who spends her time evading the (105 minutes) authorities, stealing food and books, and conducting experiments to try and replishowtime: noon Saturday, April 9, Regal Winter cate her family’s work. Park Village A Though it’s nominally a “children’s film,” It may be worth noting that this movie’s any adult who can stomach animation title has been translated elsewhere as should enjoy its bittersweet mix of April and the Twisted World, which may sentimentality and darkness, reminiscent not be as smiley-positive as “extraordiof The Triplets of Belleville. The version nary” but certainly captures the weirdness screened for press was subtitled, but the of this animated feature’s steampunk mir- print showing at the festival is dubbed by ror world. Paul Giamatti, Tony Hale, Susan Sarandon In an alternate universe powered by and J.K. Simmons – here’s hoping that steam and coal, young April and her talk- their work lives up the the very high bar ing cat are left on their own after her set by this, well, extraordinary story. scientist parents and grandfather all die in – Jessica Bryce Young one day through a series of brutal misad-
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The Babushkas of Chernobyl
★★★★ (72 minutes) showtimes: 7:15 p.m. Sunday, April 10, Regal Winter Park Village A; 1:30 p.m. Friday, April 15, Enzian
“You can’t go home again,” Thomas Wolfe wrote. The subjects of The Babushkas of Chernobyl, the fascinating documentary by first-time directors Anne Bogart and Holly Morris, would disagree. When the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant disaster occurred in 1986, more than 100,000 people were evacuated from a thousand-square-mile area that became known as the Exclusion Zone. Most never returned to their ancestral homes. But a stubborn group violated the law and sneaked back. Roughly 100 people – mostly old women – remain, and the law has essentially turned a blind eye to them, allowing them to live, semi-legally, in virtual isolation, unprotected from the radiation that still permeates the ground, the trees, their food and their bodies. Yet this is not a tale of law-breakers. This is a story of survival and defiance,
and the meaning of happiness. Indeed, remarkably, statistics show that the women who came back and exposed themselves to years of radiation have lived longer than the women who never returned. Radiation, it seems, is less damaging than heartbreak and exile. And the documentary, which is receiving its Florida premiere, presents – in a simple, straightforward style – a remarkable historical document while also illustrating an essential truth about human existence: “You don’t get sick in your motherland.” The feature is preceded by a short doc, The House Is Innocent, directed by Nicholas Coles, about Tom and Barbara, a couple living in a house in Sacramento, California, that had been the scene of grisly murders. But instead of fighting the home’s reputation, they embrace it. “It’s like creepy in a good way,” Tom says. Lacking the profundity of the feature it accompanies – and running a tad too long – the short is still a fun watch and, like The Babushkas, teaches that a positive attitude and a purpose in life are more important than your damaged surroundings. – Cameron Meier
CATEGORY: NARRATIVE FEATURES COMPETITION
To Keep the Light
past and her future. Shot much like a haunted-house thriller, the film takes on an Ingmar Bergman feel (88 minutes) in the second half. Though it offers few surprises once its twist is revealed, its showtimes: 4:15 p.m. Saturday, April 9, Regal beauty and confidently methodical pacWinter Park Village A; 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, April ing – not to mention a solid performance 12, Enzian by Fae herself – make it one of the better First-time writer-director Erica Fae’s To offerings in the Narrative Features compeKeep the Light is a quietly mesmerizing tition. It doesn’t utilize the rich Downeast look at the lonely life of a lighthouse keepNew England dialect as much as it could, er’s wife who is struggling with her daily but it nevertheless captures the feel of the duties – and her sanity – while caring for period and, in keeping with many other her sick husband in 19th-century Maine. films at the festival, features an interesting When a mysterious stranger washes up on feminist theme. – Cameron Meier shore, she is forced to confront both her
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Florence Dissonance
Sound and vision
This year’s short film programs are ready for the big time BY C A M ER O N ME I E R CATEGORY: RETRO FILMS
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
★★★★ (131 minutes) showtime: 9:30 p.m. Sunday, April 17, Enzian
This 1966 classic is probably the best – or at least the most emotionally wrenching – feature of the festival. Directed by Mike Nichols, the film stars Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, George Segal and Sandy Dennis. Based on Edward Albee’s play, the movie was nominated for 13 Academy Awards, receiving a nod in every category for which it was eligible. It won five. Yet it’s not the Oscars it’s remembered for – it’s the uncomfortably claustrophobic, even absurdist, way in which the dark comedy/drama exposes the underbelly of a marriage rife with alcoholism, jealousy and bitterness. Buy your ticket for this Closing Night film now, and don’t forget to order a stiff drink at Eden Bar beforehand. You’ll need it. – Cameron Meier
he shorts were already my favorite part of the festival, but now there’s a reason to respect them even more: The Florida Film Festival is Oscar-accredited in all three major shorts categories (live action, animated and documentary) for the first time. Fewer than 20 festivals worldwide have accreditation in all three, and no other Florida festival has any type of Academy accreditation. The only two programs of the 11 shorts blocks at this year’s FFF that I’ve seen in their entirety are Shorts Program No. 2: “Ashes to Ashes” and the documentary shorts program, “6 x Real: Where Are We Now?” “Ashes to Ashes” is a mustsee, a mind-expanding, consequential program that’s among the best the festival has offered in recent years. (It’s for adults only, as it contains graphic violence and simulated oral sex.) And, befitting the David Bowie-inspired title, alternating threads of death (or some other life-changing event) and absurdism run through every short. That doesn’t mean all eight of its films are winners. For instance, Other People’s People thinks it’s a feature, introducing more characters and plots than it can han-
dle; Los Niños Sicarios struggles to convey its message; and Savasana – well, you’ll just have to decide for yourself whether its brand of absurdism is for you. All three deserve 2 stars (on our zero-to-5 scale). The other five selections in “Ashes to Ashes” prove just how powerful short film can be. Florence (3 stars) is a horror film about the dangers of overmedication and wrongful diagnoses, while Tail (3 stars) is a charming and unique examination of a physically challenged nerd’s quest for love. Absurdism tinges Tail but goes full tilt in My Last Film (4 stars), a cleverly meta-theatrical examination of film itself. The program saves the best for last. Black Swell (4 stars), starring the incomparable Richard Kind, again looks at death, but in a moralistic, almost poetic way, while Thunder Road (4 stars), which won the Grand Jury prize at the Sundance Film Festival, teaches that grief comes in all forms, even ridiculous ones, thanks to a terrific performance by writer-director Jim Cummings. The documentary shorts are just as good. The Tricks List and Traffic Stop (both 2 stars) don’t reach their full potential, but the other four are stellar. And though The Trials of Constance Baker Motley and The orlandoweekly.com
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The writing’s on the walls around Orlando, from an Art31 installation to new construction barriers at Disney’s Hollywood Studios
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of late: where to build them, who should pay for them, how beautiful they will be. Well, you don’t have to go all the way to Mexico, because we’re already putting up plenty of walls right here in Central Florida, and putting them to better use, to boot. Last weekend saw the swan song of Art31, the ambitious monthlong event from Art & History Museums – Maitland that spread site-specific experimental artworks across the Orlando area. The effort included works by internationally acclaimed artists (including Dale Chihuly and Jason Hackenwerth) alongside hometown talents like Boy Kong. But even though (full disclosure) my wife helped produce the programming, I only managed to attend one of the last offerings: the debut of Dan L. Hess’ multimedia installation, “Loco in Locum,” at Canvs on Thursday, March 31. Canvs has converted the old Church Street Station from a Victorian-ish emporium into a start-up-centric co-working space that plays host to more than 100 tiny tech companies. The facilities feature workspaces, conference rooms and endless coffee, with the grand central atrium serving as event space. Bisecting the middle of the main hall stood Hess’ installation: a pair of massive white wooden walls, built during his March residency at Factur’s maker lab, joined together at an obtuse angle to form a super-widescreen projection surface. The audience was made comfortable in a semicircle of soft seats; a pair of blindingly bright Hitachi DLP projectors (provided by Courtney Barnette and Eventxperts) blazed to life; and we were taken on a half-hour head trip.
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In discussing the installation, Hess compared his work’s structure to “random search history on your computer, how it diverts from one place to another and winds up all over the place.” His process involved sorting through countless YouTube clips of Cold War weapons tests, old Hollywood classics and vintage traveling carnivals (“the crazier the better”), then spending more than 70 hours editing them in Adobe Premiere to a handful of his favorite pop songs, including a trio of Pink Floyd classics. The resulting images were overlaid with Orwellian phrases (“Everything Is Wonderful,” “Social Media Is My Friend,” “Information Is Not Knowledge) and intercut with dialogue from Blade Runner, all in an attempt to “distill it down and re-engineer humanity back into it.” The result was an intriguing intersection of analog and digital aesthetics, with the merge point of the mirrored images creating kaleidoscopic effects. I won’t presume to interpret all the inferences in Hess’ imagery (though Ray Kurzweil’s singularity theories juxtaposed against Moby-Dick was nicely ironic), but it did trigger pleasant flashbacks to syncing Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz. As a next step, I suggested adding more projectors, turning it into a 360-degree experience that completely surrounds the viewer, but that could result in brown acid-level freakouts. Just after Hess’ walls came down, many more went up at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, where the first sight greeting guests from the parking tollbooths is the
tangled wreckage of the half-demolished Premiere Theater. As of April 3, Disney has blocked off most of the park’s rear half while new Star Wars and Toy Story areas are built. I attended Saturday’s tearful final performance of the 11-year-old Lights, Motors, Action! stunt show (which employed an enormous cast of well-paid stunt performers), and took my last lap around the Streets of America sets and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids playground, which was forced to stay open past its final closing time to accommodate lingering guests. I feel for the cast members whose jobs were disrupted by this move, but at least there’s a silver lining: MuppetVision 3D seems safe from demolition, as the surrounding courtyard has been officially renamed after the Muppets on park maps, and new Muppet restaurants are rumored. By the time Walt Disney World’s 50th birthday rolls around in 2021, few fans will mourn this underutilized section of WDW’s least popular park, especially if the new attractions live up to expectations, though evidence of budget cuts in new concept art isn’t encouraging. Until then, expect to find construction barriers reducing the park’s footprint to nearly what it was back in 1989, before guests were allowed to roam the “half-day” park’s backlot sets. In the meantime, will DHS add anything more than simple Star Wars stage shows to snare patrons into paying full price for admission? Let’s just say the writing’s on the wall. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Another week, another brunch service. Canvas Restaurant & Market’s brunch goes from 11 a.m.-3 p.m. every Sunday in Lake Nona. OPENINGS Makis Place, specializing in large temaki, or hand rolls, has opened an outpost in Lake Nona near Union Burger … Pi Pizza opens later this month on Church Street near Amway Arena, and on East Colonial Drive near Waterford Lakes in May … Little Greek Fresh Grill, a fast-casual chain offering classic Mediterranean dishes like gyros and baklava, opens this spring in Celebration and the Loop … Counter service chain Zoës Kitchen continues its expansion. Look for an eatery to pop on West Sand Lake Road in the Rialto complex in Dr. Phillips.
High steaks Del Frisco’s brings big-city bravado and budget-busting beef to I-Drive BY FAIYAZ KARA DEL FRISCO’S DOUBLE EAGLE STEAK HOUSE 9150 International Drive | 407-351-5074 | delfriscos.com | $$$$
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ne of the benefits of living in a city rife with chain restaurants is that there’s no shortage of high-end steakhouses. Two of the very best – Capital Grille and this week’s featured restaurant, Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House – sit across from one another on International Drive, each staring the other down out of the corners of their rapacious restaurant eyes. Capital Grille’s dry-aged steaks and Del Frisco’s primarily wet-aged prime cuts doggedly vie for the almighty tourist and conventioneer dollar, both budget-busters and both unapologetically proud of it. You’ll doubtless recall the Del Frisco’s of yore on Lee Road (now Christner’s) in all its wood-paneled glory; don’t think for a second that the Double Eagle is a rehash – this chop shop is named for the rare $20 gold coin. No, Del Frisco’s return to the city is as prodigious as the restaurant itself – a two-story colossus with a shimmering nouveau-deco interior that will appease the chevron lover in you. Wine vaults, towers and cellars are scattered throughout – 1,300 labels amounting
to 10,000 bottles overseen by accomplished beverage director Jill Davis and two additional sommeliers – so you’re sure to find a complementary quaff for your pricey slab of steak, like the bone-in ribeye ($59). The wet aging of the 22-ounce USDA Prime slab compromises some of the flavor (which is why I’ve always been partial to dry-aged steaks), but you can’t argue its texture. It’s as tender as tender can get, and more so if you order the filet ($42.50, 8-ounce; $49.50, 12-ounce). When the steaks are served, you’ll be asked to check your steak for doneness immediately. We thought it a tad pushy (and a bit difficult, given the dim lighting), but they were done to our liking. Hey, in the nitpicky world of high-end chophouses, you have to nitpick. All steaks, by the way, are seasoned with salt and pepper, then broiled, including an American wagyu tomahawk chop ($89), a steak for two (or possibly three). Of the sides, a creamy maque-choux ($12) had us swooning, but the asparagus ($13) had us wondering if anyone in the kitchen knew how to properly trim off the hard ends of the spring vegetable. A slew of sauces are hawked (the $20 foie gras butter, par exemple); we ordered a side of bordelaise ($3) but, instead, received a béarnaise. A béarnaise!
Starters, I find, are wholly unnecessary when sizable hunks of meat are in the offing, but we caved to the pleas of our assiduous server, who rattled off a bevy of apps for our consideration. We were sold hard on the $20 crab cake (it was actually $19.50), but opted instead to enjoy some briny Dabobs and clean Fanny Bays with a cucumber finish. The oysters, in fact, proved more enjoyable than the stone crabs ($26) which were unusually friable, a little stringy and not very succulent, possibly from being overcooked. The hot towel service after we finished our starters was a nice touch, however. A graham-cracker-crust-forward Key lime pie ($11) wasn’t as tart as I like, but a light and fluffy banana bread pudding ($10) was worth the long wait. At Del Frisco’s, sticker shock awaits the steak lover without an expense account, but not so for big-league businessfolk and spendthrift tourists. They’re the base on which the Double Eagle preys.
EVENTS Orlando Brewing toasts 10 years of brewing organic beers Thursday, April 7. Ten limited-edition brews will be released, with food provided by the Vital Flair food truck and live music by the Drew Yardis Project, Tears of a Tyrant and Eugene Snowden & Friends. Best of all, it’s free … Fresh off their James Beard Award nomination for Outstanding Wine Program, Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa holds Winefest No. 19 April 10-17 with a series of events. Go to bernwinefest. com for more … The 2016 Cattle Barons’ Ball is Saturday, April 16, at the Rosen Shingle Creek Resort. Cost is $250 per person with proceeds going to support the American Cancer Society … The Taste of College Park Food & Wine Festival is Thursday, April 21, at Dubsdread Country Club. Tickets are $60 with proceeds benefiting the Ronald McDonald House … Kathleen Blake celebrates five years at the Rusty Spoon with special guest chef and mentor Melissa Kelly (Primo) in the kitchen Friday, April 22. Cost is $125 … On Sunday, April 24, K Restaurant & Wine Bar celebrates its 15th anniversary with a backyard barbecue featuring guest chefs Kathleen Blake, James & Julie Petrakis, Jamie McFadden, Greg Ritchie, Henry & Michelle Salgado, and Austin Boyd. Cost is $115 with $15 going towards the Kevin Fonzo Foundation … American Pie Council’s Pie Party, part of the APC National Pie Championships, is Saturday, April 30, at the Caribe Royale Resort to benefit Give Kids the World. The event is free; pie tickets are $5 for two slices of pie. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com
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the spritz BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG
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Well: “Spritz” means “spray” in German, and the name comes from the 19th-century Austro-Hungarian practice of adding a splash of water to Italian wines (which were too strong for the refined German palate, apparently). It made me think that we ought to do an actually German spritz, so I tried mixing together some Underberg, the Jägermeister-like German digestif, with some sekt (German sparkling wine). Authentic as hell, and possibly pleasing to some tastes, but not for me, thanks – it was way too sweet. And a Spanish version could conceivably be mixed from cava and a dry sherry, though I didn’t try that – my favorite summer drink is still rosé, which is just now widely hitting wine shops for the season, so I decided to go French with this Remix.
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2 parts Aperol 3 parts prosecco lemon wheel ice
Pour the Aperol into a wine glass two-thirds filled with ice, then top with prosecco. Garnish with lemon wheel and black straw.
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2 parts Dubonnet Rouge 4 parts dry rosé 1 part Perrier lemon ice
Pour all ingredients over ice in a wine glass or tumbler; swirl to combine (and adjust proportions to taste). Garnish with a lemon slice.
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hile “spritz” is a generic name for a type of cocktail – a bitter aperitif plus wine plus carbonation – the Aperol Spritz has come to own the title. The coral-colored, fizzy blend of prosecco (Italian sparkling wine) with Aperol (a less-alcoholic, not-as-bitter version of Campari) became widely popular around World War II, and to this day remains one of the most popular summer-afternoon sippers of choice. It’s got a lot to recommend it: Aperol is only 11 percent ABV, and prosecco is usually about the same, so you’re not going to get unexpectedly wasted on these – besides which, carbonation and ice are always pleasant on a hot day. One might wonder why a German word is used for a 100 percent Italian drink, though.
There are sparkling rosés, but I didn’t have one on hand (and I don’t really like most of them), so for carbonation I just added a splash of sparkling mineral water – Perrier to stay in the French theme, bien sûr. For my bitter aperitif, I chose Dubonnet Rouge. Dubonnet, a French wine-based liqueur, gets an unfairly lame rep, I think (though, admittedly, it is the favorite tipple of both Queen Elizabeth and her mother). It’s got the quinine bitterness of Campari with a much lower percentage of alcohol by volume, and if you’re a regular reader, you know by now how much I appreciate a low ABV. Spritzes – should we call this French version an atomisé, or perhaps a plouf? – are usually served in a large wine glass with a citrus garnish and a straw, but this is a cocktail largely without rules. It’s as relaxed as a day by the pool, so don’t sweat the details.
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Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights. Hamburger steak and eggs suffered from an unfortunate dryness; the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg fared much better. Open daily. 985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$
Morimoto Asia Throngs clamor inside this palatial Disney Springs resto for a sighting of the celebrity chef, but ultimately settle for pricey, albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose. Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., 407-939-6686; $$$$
Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$
Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$ ■
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OPENING IN ORLANDO The Boss Talk about ripped-from-theheadlines: Anybody up for a comedy that’s based on Martha Stewart’s jail stint? Jesus, that’s so antiquated it’s almost retro. (Then again, if OJ can make a comeback…) The Martha manqué here is Melissa McCarthy, playing a businesswoman who gets sent up the river, then has to rehabilitate her reputation upon release by helping a bunch of Girl Scouts sell sweets. Even if McCarthy’s schtick has worn thin for you, there are supporting turns from the great Cecily Strong and Kristen Schaal (who should, in my opinion, be playing the lead: “Move those brownies, sugar tits!”). On the minus side, there’s allegedly a cameo by Carrot Top. Because into each life ... (R)
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Before I Wake Foster parents Thomas Jane and Kate Bosworth have to figure out why the 8-year-old they’ve adopted is terrified of falling asleep. Sounds like a problem, all right: The thing any nor-
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mal, well-adjusted 8-year-old should be terrified of is appearing in a movie with Thomas Jane and Kate Bosworth. (PG-13) Hardcore Henry Now THAT’s the title they should have used for the Magic Mike sequel. Instead, Hardcore Henry is another suspense flick about a hapless protagonist whose true identity is a mystery even to him. The PR angle is that this is a film shot entirely from the hero’s perspective – which should make for a nice variation on most American movies, which are shot entirely from a white man’s perspective. (Jokes? I shit ’em!) Our addled pal Henry is sent on a desperate journey after he’s brought back from the dead by his wife. I’d say that having your wife bring you BACK from the dead is a novel twist as well, but that might give away too much of MY perspective. The MPAA warns of “non-stop bloody brutal violence and mayhem.” Yep – sure sounds like marriage to me! (R)
FILM LISTINGS Alive Inside A screening of the Sundance
Award-winning film about awakening memories in elders with dementia. Followed by a Q&A with filmmaker Michael RossatoBennett and UCF Professor of Neuroscience Dr. Kiminobu Sugaya. Saturday, 3 pm; Avalon Church, 13460 Tanja King Blvd.; $15; 832-892-6342; aliveinside.org. Bill A hilarious comedy adventure about William Shakespeare’s lost years. Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com. Blackfish This documentary tells the
story of Tilikum, a captive killer whale, and shows the devastating consequences of keeping such intelligent and sentient creatures in captivity. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Embrace of the Serpent In the early 1900s,
a young shaman in the Colombian Amazon helps a sick German explorer and his local guide search for a rare healing plant. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.
and documentaries to the Enzian and Winter Park Village Regal for more than a week of cinematic celebration. Opens Friday, through April 17; multiple locations; $11-$350; floridafilmfestival.com. GI Film Festival Screening of two award-winning shorts, Climb and The Real Inglorious Bastards, with interviews and behind-thescenes footage. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com. Hardcore Henry: The Ultimate Fan Experience
The event includes an exclusive Q&A with writer-director Ilya Naishuller and star Sharlto Copley. Attendees also receive a limited-edition collectible comic book. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; contact for price; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.
the night out of dead body parts. Wednesday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10.
Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Welcome to the Dollhouse Todd Solondz’ controversial
Shakespeare Film Festival Celebrate William Shakespeare’s 400th birthday by viewing film adaptations of his work. Thursday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.
film about an awkward pre-teen girl with the unfortunate last name of Wiener, the bullies who make her life an unending misery and the boy who threatens to rape her. Accompanied by a tasty brunch. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org.
Thirst This film takes a piercing look at
The Wedding Singer The Swirlery celebrates
the global corporate drive to control and profit from our water – from bottle to tap. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.
Drew Barrymore with a screening of one of her several Adam Sandler team-ups, paired with Drew’s own Barrymore wines and gourmet popcorn from Encore. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $10; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com.
Movie Classics on Magnolia: The Creature From the Black Lagoon A strange prehis-
toric monster lurks in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. An ambitious group of scientists venture underwater to capture it, but it has other plans. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com. Movie Night: Frankenhooker A raun-
Florida Film Festival The 25th annual Florida
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chy B-movie from 1990 about a science student who creates a lady of
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Beat conductors Peanut Butter Wolf and J-Rocc throw a party at the Social to mark the 20th anniversary of Stones Throw Records BY MATTHEW MOYER
Sadistik A night of left-field and expansive hip-hop headlined by Seattle’s Sadistik, the self-proclaimed “cigarette burn rap king,” supported by Bleubird, Early Adopted and more. 7 p.m. Wednesday, April 6, at Backbooth, $12
Ricardo Montaner This Venezuelan singer-songwriter has over 15 albums under his belt, dating back to the ’70s, with the majority of his songs being lovelorn ballads. He promises a greatest hits set, so get ready to weep. 8 p.m. Thursday, April 7, at House of Blues, $74.25-$112.25
Heterochromia The second installment of this performance series combining visual and video art with live music features Timothy Eerie, Cosmic Roots Collective, Unbliterati and Aileron27. 9 p.m. Friday, April 8, at Spacebar, $5
Rebirth Brass Band Not only do you get to see the mighty RBB (best known for the theme to Treme, French Quarter street parties), but you get to take in the surreal environs of the Celebration community. Think about it. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, April 9, at Community Presbyterian Church, Celebration, $10-$25
Into It. Over It. Emo stalwarts Into It. Over It. are touring in support of new album Standards. Along for the ride are fellow true believers the World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die. 5 p.m. Sunday, April 10, at the Social, $15
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Dawes It’s gonna be a mellow goldrush when Dawes hit the Beacham, evoking the soundworlds of CSN and, indeed, Y. Hiss Golden Messenger opens with a more reflective and world-weary vibe. 8 p.m. Tuesday, April 12, at the Beacham, $25
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t what point in time does a proudly underground label go from “upstart” to “venerable”? It’s partly a matter of just surviving and enduring in a constantly shifting musical marketplace, for certain. And Stones Throw, the tastemaking hip-hop label started by DJ and producer Peanut Butter Wolf in 1996, is still very much here after two decades. It’s partly a matter of keeping your finger on the pulse and staying creatively relevant. While Stones Throw could be forgiven if they just decided to coast by with their roster of established artists (MF Doom, Madlib, Mayer Hawthorne) and the occasional J Dilla reissue, Peanut Butter Wolf is constantly on the hunt for new sounds. He promises that this year alone will yield an
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extensive Egyptian Lover anthology, along with “NxWorries’ debut album, Mndsgn’s second album, Karriem Riggins’ second album, Mild High Club’s second album, a new Homeboy Sandman album and some new signings as well.” Having a critically feted documentary made about your musical odyssey – Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton (2013) – definitely helps too; as does not letting said documentary go to your head. Which brings us to the point of this piece. Peanut Butter Wolf is celebrating his label’s 20th birthday not with some private, guest-list-only party in LA, but instead by embarking on a short tour with longtime comrade/labelmate DJ J-Rocc and newer Stones Throw artist Mndsgn. The evening promises to be a triumphant celebration of Stones Throw’s recorded output, past and present, with a live set from Philly beatmaker/singer Mndsgn, a DJ set from veteran turntablist J-Rocc and a VJ/DJ
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A gathering of new Floridian musical voices, headlined by Slumberjack’s twitchy, off-kilter indie, is aided and abetted by Idle Spirit, Sundriver and Don King. 9 p.m. Monday, April 11, at Spacebar, $5
STONES THROW 20TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW 9 p.m. Friday, April 8 | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | thesocial.org | $20
“Stones Throw only” set from the Wolf. You can’t ask for a better victory lap than that. It’s an evening of anniversaries too, with Phat N Jazzy presenting Stones Throw’s 20th as part of their own 22nd anniversary party (not enough fingers and toes to keep count). Somewhat improbably, Orlando scored the first date on this series of limited engagements. What’s the score? “I didn’t choose you guys. You chose me!” PBW replies. “I’ve known [Social co-owner] Gerard Mitchell for probably 20 years as well, and he is around my age and still keeps his finger on the pulse of what’s next too. … I’m very happy to be celebrating with him on this run.” He reveals that J-Rocc was a natural fit for a tourmate personally, creatively and historically: “I am lucky to have J-Rocc on the bill with me, who I’ve personally known even before I started my label. When you share anniversaries with people like that, you can’t ask for anything more.” Pressed about what he has in store for this series of special shows, PBW explains, “The theme I came up with is to play only songs from Stones Throw and more specifically, the plan is to spin all music videos from Stones Throw. … Usually, I play music from other artists and labels for the bulk of my show and do like a 15-minute or so Stones Throw segment at the end, but this time, it’ll be only Stones Throw music from me.” And it’s bound to get emotional, hearing so many of the songs that he midwifed blasting out at insane volumes over a good PA system, right? Peanut Butter Wolf slyly answers, “Depends how much I’ve had to drink. But yeah, I definitely get emotional, and it’s unpredictable what song would cause it. If I see someone in the crowd tearyeyed, that’ll set me off too.” A serious record collector and music obsessive like PBW must wrestle with the proper balance of playing proven dance floor fodder versus turning an audience on to new sounds. The politics of dancing, if you will. Here’s his musical formula for live spots: “If I’m completely sober, I’m not playing to the crowd at all. I’m playing to myself. In other words, not playing hits. If I’ve had a few, I’m playing songs I’ve heard over and over and would never wanna hear again, and the crowd is loving it. But I really make a conscious effort to not party rock too much.” And with comedic timing that’s even apparent over an email chat, the Wolf cracks, “But I’ve never really had a hit record on Stones Throw so I definitely don’t need to worry about playing a hit this time around.” Touché.
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Spacebar that may mean an infusion of live music into the Milk District. Although Happy Camper Booking has been one of the promoters putting on shows at Spacebar for a while, its principal, Dave Hanson, has recently been put in charge of the venue’s calendar. What’s more, the bar is making more dates available for bands. Besides its usual musical offerings, Spacebar is looking to open up for live music on Mondays and Sundays, nights it’s usually closed. Got ideas? Hit up dave@happycamper booking.com. In fact, Happy Camper’s recent showcase (March 31) yielded a nice local discovery in Boxing at the Zoo. Even though the group’s sweet melodies are sturdy enough to stand on their own, this is an indie-pop band that’s smart enough to shoot higher with some nice instrumental detail. But their greater virtue is a balance that perks the brain enough to be interesting yet upholds enough breeze and crispness to never get mired in fuss. The result is pleasingly dynamic guitar pop that sails above the fray.
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Unless you’re a freak like our new music editor, noise music isn’t one of those everyday things. But that might change if more acts were like what I saw at the MultipleTap Tour (April 1, Will’s Pub). Of course, the loaded Japanese noise parade was already a historic happening just by virtue of the fact that it’s the U.S. debut for most of its credentialed lineup. But MultipleTap’s more significant mark is that it represented the genre with such exceptional quality and cogency, more than I’ve ever personally
seen on one stage. Perhaps it has something to do with the Japanese being some of the most eminent experimentalists in the art world, but this showcase consistently revealed a more refined and sophisticated conception of noise than we’re used to seeing stateside. Next to the state-of-theart MultipleTap performances, most of the domestic artists I’ve seen at the preINC shows here seem more like basic punk acts.
This is the distilled pinnacle of noise, where artistry is immediately self-evident rather than debatable and arcane.
Probably the night’s most focused performance was the audiovisual set of Yousuke Fuyama. His sounds were as elegant as they were assaultive, exploring both the nuance and intensity of static. But his visual genius – powerfully evocative and in total synthesis with the sounds – stole the show. Although rendered only in austere black and white lines, the sharp graphic sense and gorgeously intelligent movement of his visuals are so commanding that the aggregate triggering effect feels like it’s changing your biology on the spot. This is the distilled pinnacle of noise, where artistry is immediately self-evident rather than debatable and arcane. While his peers rage from
the garage, Fuyama is doing next-level, museum-caliber work. The headlining spectacle collided seminal Japanoise band Hijokaidan, actual musical light saber-wielding artist Atsuhiro Ito and joystick gunner Jeff Carey in a full-tilt noise jam session. Think about that for a second. Sonically, it was an almost unintelligible onslaught that could probably clear a room faster than tear gas if the room weren’t already filled with noise heads. Visually, between Carey’s seizure-riffic light array and Ito’s fluorescent-tube “Optron,” it’s a wonder that an ambulance wasn’t called. Like any all-star game, it was more fireworks and fan fantasy than a transformative gestalt, but it was fucking insane. One of the more interesting and quieter sets was the audiovisual one by video glitch artist ucnv and ambient interference soundscaper Makoto Oshiro. Their quilt of gentle feedback, alien clicks, wind sounds and screwed visuals was more tension than action. And the experience was like sitting inside a bunker wondering if the twister raging outside will just keep scrambling your internet while you’re trying to watch cute dog videos or if it will eventually tear open the walls. The MultipleTap Tour is an otherworld-class cavalry of artists pushing damage and waste to the avant-garde. They’re geographically from the opposite side of the globe, but artistically and conceptually they’re much further out than that. That they manage to bridge the distance this poignantly is testament to their communicative power. When all’s played and seen, this will stand as one of the most memorable shows this year. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK
Thursday-Sunday, 7-10 Pablo Francisco
Friday, 8 Napalm Death, Melvins, Melt Banana
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Pablo Francisco is not a highbrow comedian, nor does he aspire to be one. The former MADtv featured player became well-known during his stint touring with Ned “Carlos” Mencia and appearing on Mind of Mencia. And while Francisco’s comedy isn’t quite as dependent on exploiting racial stereotypes and scatological humor as Mencia’s, that influence is certainly still there. But Francisco’s talent really lies in his gift for mimicry. The energetic performer often lets loose with a rapid-fire burst of spot-on impressions of everyone from Don LaFontaine (the movie voice-over guy) to Arnold Schwarzenegger to R2-D2, often within the space of a single joke. And if his new material makes use of his surprisingly onpoint beatboxing, you’re in for a real treat. – Thaddeus McCollum
While many lineups load up on the noise and heft, very few have ever packed as much wild variety and sheer freakishness as the Savage Imperial Death March Tour. This road show for the ages brings the hat trick of England’s groundbreaking grindcore fountainhead Napalm Death, Pacific Northwest sludge experimentalists the Melvins and Japanese noise-rock iconoclasts Melt Banana. The bands all have deep cred as acts of historical and creative import, but each comes from a very different and distinct corner of the music galaxy. The thing they share, however, is forward thinking. And it’s what has distinguished them as eternal cognoscenti darlings across decades of interesting work. Together, they constitute a truly legendary cross-section of the breadth and originality of the extreme underground. – Bao Le-Huu
8 p.m. Thursday, 8 & 10:30 p.m. Friday, 7:30 & 10:15 p.m. Saturday, 7:30 p.m. Sunday | Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive | 407-480-5233 | theimprovorlando.com | $22-$25
7 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 877-435-9849 | plazaliveorlando.com | $20-$22
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early ’80s, but that doesn’t mean they haven’t kept up with the Joneses. MUSIC Just this past month, the duo independently released Phone Power in a “Istanbul, not Constantinople. Istanbul, pay-what-you-want format right out of not Constantinople. Istanbul, not the Radiohead playbook. They Might Be Constantinople.” Ahhh, remember lisGiants say they won’t be hitting the road tening to that song in school and then again until 2018, so this Wednesday might having it stuck in your head until one of be your last chance for a while to check your friends introduced you to flavored vodka? John Flansburgh and John Linnell out the only two dudes who ever made accordion playing cool (save for of alternative rock band They Might Be Giants have been churning out classics like the foxy Christina Hendricks on Mad Men). – Marissa Mahoney “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” since the Wednesday, 6 They Might Be Giants
Saturday, 9 The Warped Side of the Universe with Hans Zimmer, Paul Franklin and Kip Thorne
don’t take advantage of the graphic ability of forcing you to feel sickened, disgusted and, above all else, disturbed. Uncomfortable Brunch, which takes place the first Sunday of every month over at Will’s Pub, is intent on fixing this. The series combines troubling flicks such as Enter the Void and Salò with themed meals – as if the final scene of Pink Flamingos weren’t hard enough to swallow on its own. April’s viewing revisits Todd Solondz’s work, this time through the coming-of-age Welcome to the Dollhouse. Dawn, a seventh grader, has absolutely nothing going for her. She’s ignored by her parents, her bully-turnedromantic interest attempts to rape her and life seems to only be getting worse. Your middle school days might’ve been bad, but they probably weren’t as awkward as Dawn’s, so revel in that fact with happy hour-priced mimosas and Bloody Marys available to keep you going from scene to uncomfortable scene. – Kim Slichter
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If you’ve seen any big-budget Hollywood film in the past 20 years, chances are you’ve almost been brought to tears by a score written by renowned composer Hans Zimmer. From The Lion King to The Dark Knight, Zimmer has composed music that transports his listeners right into the action of the movie, into another dimension of sound and space. This year, at UCF Celebrates the Arts, experience that sensation live as Zimmer performs with visual artists and story creators from the movie Interstellar. The scientific presentation combines music, poetry, prose and computer simulations to envelop the audience in the science of warped space and time, covering topics ranging from gravitational waves, colliding black holes, supernovas and the birth of the universe. It might be a nerdy lesson, but we think it’s safe to say this is one astronomy lecture you definitely won’t be dozing off in. – Deanna Ferrante 7:30 p.m. | Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | arts.cah.ucf.edu | free
Saturday, 9 Zakir Hussain & Masters of Percussion MUSIC
Does he bear a faint resemblance to Fred Armisen? He does, Portlandia fans, but try not to be distracted by it; this show is not another Armisen prank in the vein of his “Jens Hannemann’s Complicated Drumming Technique” bit. Zakir Hussain is the real deal, a living treasure and a supreme master of the tabla who’s played with other virtuosi ranging from Bela Fleck to Yo Yo Ma. Every other year he tours with a hand-picked supergroup of other badass drummers – some Indian, some not – that he rather matter-of-factly calls the Masters of Percussion. This year he’s accompanied on his tabla by specialists on the dholak, tavil and taiko drums. Even if you know nothing about classical percussion, the dizzying patterns and rhythms pulsating through the theater will turn you into a beat junkie by the end of the night. – Jessica Bryce Young
noon | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $12
Sunday, 10 Turkish Food Festival EVENTS
7:30 p.m. | Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $30-$100
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Saturday, 9 Central FL Antifest
Tokyo). Highlights include the delicate drones of Rin Larping (Atlanta), a colMUSIC laborative set from Gainesville’s Rauh and Coming hot on the heels of last week’s Miami’s Onset (aka Rick Smith of Torche), MultipleTap tour, which featured legends the harsh sound collage of Palmetto’s of Japanese noise, we now have the first Vasectomy Party, Bellringer’s (St. Aug.) (perhaps only) Central FL Antifest, a one- performance art power electronics, and night gathering of newer noisemakers and more locally, Bacon Grease’s no-wave miscreants from all around the South. The attack. The Antifest is curated by Dylan interesting thing at an event like this is in Houser of Lakeland’s Hell Garbage and is hearing the way that noise music dissemi- free. Sets will be 15 minutes in length, so nates and mutates into new, weird hybrids if you’re not enjoying something, don’t in cities and towns that are far more isoworry: It will be over soon enough. Be a lated than, say, NYC or San Francisco (or witness to the spectacle. – Matthew Moyer with Dendera Bloodbath, Trotsky’s Watercooer, Divorce Ring and more | 6 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | free
Sunday, 10 Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Welcome to the Dollhouse FILM
Movies are powerful. Blazing Saddles has made audiences laugh for decades. For some reason, A League of Their Own makes people cry. One night you’ll be cheering on the unforgiving Ellen Ripley and the next you’ll be praying for the demise of the seemingly indestructible T-1000. Cinema can summon a Pandora’s box of thoughts and emotions, but many
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CONCERTS/EVENTS Bringin’ Down the House: Chloe Hogan, Diamond Dixie, Rosse, Ben Torres, Simply, Bothering Dennis 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-2583. Chon, Polyphia, Strawberry Girls 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Hazardous Folk 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Drew Yardis 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Miss Tess and the Talkbacks, the Actomatics, Lauren Carder & the Multiple Me 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Punk on the Patio: The Getbye, Free the People, the Welzeins 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $5; 407-354-1577. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.
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CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Cafe Night Open Mic 7-9 pm; Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-999-5255. Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. The Geek Easy Open Mic 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926. Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.
Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.
Salsa vs. Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.
Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.
Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.
Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.
Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.
Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.
OPERA/CLASSICAL The Met Live in HD: Madama Butterfly 6:30 pm; Anthony Minghella’s breathtaking production has thrilled audiences ever since its premiere in 2006. One of the world’s foremost Butterflys, soprano Kristine Opolais, takes on the title role, and Roberto Alagna sings Pinkerton, the naval officer who breaks Butterfly’s heart. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com. THURSDAY, APRIL 7
Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.
CONCERTS/EVENTS Christian Saab, Wolfe, Kyro!, Tra Miller 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. G. Love & Special Sauce, the Bones of J.R. Jones 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $27.50$90.06; 407-246-1419.
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Sadistik, Bleubird, Weerd Science, Early Adopted 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.
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up Hawaiian specialties, along with new beers from Miami’s M.I.A. Brewing. 5 p.m. Wednesday; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; free; thethirstytopher.tumblr.com
Orlando Brewing 10th Anniversary Celebrate 10 years of Orlando Brewing with live music from Drew Yardis and Tears of a Tyrant, plus 10 special edition beers on tap. 7 p.m. Thursday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; orlandobrewing.com
April Conductor Crawl Pregame at Ferg’s Depot before embarking on the northbound Sunrail to Winter Park for cocktails at Park Social. Drink packages available, or just buy your own Sunrail ticket. 5 p.m. Friday; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; $5-$25; facebook.com/conductorcrawl
Sturgill Simpson Listening Party Check out Simpson’s new record, A Sailor’s Guide to Earth, featuring eight original songs and a cover of Nirvana’s “In Bloom.” Pair that psychedelic country sound with free samples of craft beer from Ten10 Brewing and you’ll be seeing turtles all the way down. 6 p.m. Friday; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; parkavecds.com
David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live
Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues
Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social
The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues
Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham
Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub
Pentatonix, April 14 at CFE Arena KRS-ONE, April 16 at Backbooth The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Smashington 2016, May 7 at Will’s Pub Red Elvises, May 10 at Will’s Pub Colleen Green, May 11 at Will’s Pub The Sword, May 11 at the Social Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues
The Joy Formidable, April 22 at the Social
Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center
The Black Dahlia Murder, April 23 at the Social
The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social
Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live 36 Crazyfists, April 25 at Backbooth Death Cab for Cutie, April 28 at Hard Rock Live
Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham !!!, May 26 at the Social Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub
Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live Refused, June 9 at the Beacham Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social
Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham
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Emperor X MUSIC
Floridians will be happy to claim left-field pop savant Emperor X as one of their own. Jacksonville native and current Berlin resident Chad Matheny has created a deep and variant body of work, dealing in disparate styles and even more disparate lyrical themes. Local pride alert: He even titled one (admittedly good) album The Orlando Sentinel, which obviously would have been better if it had been titled Orlando Weekly. Musically, Matheny occupies a strange midpoint between the Mountain Goats and Jad Fair, crafting rough-hewn and eccentric folk songs that are increasingly filtered through electronics and deconstruction more akin to an Eno or Aphex Twin. Live, he’s a compelling performer, all raw nerves and anxiety, his unique voice careening wildly against choppy acoustic guitar lines or DIY electronics, depending on the night and his mood. – Matthew Moyer with Pariah, Renee Is a Zombie | 8 p.m. | The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave. | 321-356-2804 | lowerearthorbit.com | $7
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Heather Maloney, Sarah Purser, JCarly & the Teeth 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Levie, Victoria Black, Casey Conroy 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-999-2570. Liquid Love: Circle K, Spindle, Beni Hill, DJ K8 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938. Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W.
Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Ricardo Montaner 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $74.25; 407-934-2583. Stick Figure, Fortunate Youth, Raging Fyah 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$18; 407-648-8363.
Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.
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Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.
All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.
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Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.
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Murdurface, Roxx, Mad as Adam, Rocklogic, Captain Colossal 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.
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CONCERTS/EVENTS Beyond Beyond, Slickwood, Teleios, Aaron McGiffin 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-322-7475. Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Frank Secich, Room Full of Strangers, Radicalized Youth, Bear Dream 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Gutless, Consent, Deadmeat, Matt Corpiel, Crit, Duchess 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged; 407-270-9104. Heterochromia: Timothy Eerie, Cosmic Roots Collective, Obliterati, Aileron 27 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Infiltr8: Celebr8: Finley, Baez, Atnarko, Carlos Rivera 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963.
Napalm Death, the Melvins, Melt Banana 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$22; 407-228-1220. Pears, Such Gold, Panther Camp, Suck Brick Kid, Caffiends 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. Stones Throw 20th Anniversary: Peanut Butter Wolf, J Rocc, Mndsgn, DJ BMF 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Sturgill Simpson Listening Party 6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-4477275.
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CONCERTS/EVENTS Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.
Black Man, Roxx, NuLevel, Captain Colossal, Joseph Weinsteiger and more 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011. Blues at the Winery: Beautiful Bobby Blackmon, Smoking Torpedoes, Nightly Blues Band 10 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2 donation; 800-768-9463. Body//Talk: Evil Virgins, Johnathan Santino, Animal Portraits, Phil Santos, GRÜVV 10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $7. Central FL Antifest 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; Free; 407-270-9104. Citizen, Turnover, Sorority Noise, Milk Teeth 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Country ‘n Blues Stroll: Patrick Gibson, Daniel Heitz Band, Slickwood 7-10 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $15; 407-246-2620. Delandapalooza 1 pm; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; contact for price.
Elvis Wade: A Tribute to Elvis Presley 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $25-$35; 407-704-6261. Emperor X, Pariah, Renee is a Zombie 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $7. An Evening With Beth McKee 6:30-9 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $25; 352-385-0034. Fero Lux, Gillian Carter, Freakazoid, Masamune 8:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Headhunterz 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699. Jessie J 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. The Mellow Relics, Oklahoma Stackhouse 9 am; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. The Molly Ringwalds 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; 407-934-2583. Quality Control: Blue November, Colby Stiltz, Indigo Prodigy 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.
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Rebirth Brass Band 7:30 pm; Community Presbyterian Church, 511 Celebration Ave., Celebration; $25; 407-566-1234. Silent Disco 8-11 pm; Eve, 110 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-602-7462. The SolisBravo Band 7:309:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111. Sybil Gage 6:30-10 pm; Fodor’s Grove, 2218 Vincent Road; $15; 407-923-0712.
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Stars of Opera Orlando 7 pm; Opera Orlando singers perform arias, duets and more from Mozart and Poulenc. Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $15; 407595-2713; operaorlando.org.
Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.
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MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.
Zakir Hussain & the Masters of Percussion 7:30 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $30; 407-246-4262.
DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.
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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Blues at the Winery: Beautiful Bobby Blackmon, Smoking Torpedoes, Nightly Blues
Band 11 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2 donation; 800-768-9463. Central Florida Jazz Society: Ed Krout, Jimmy Horzen 3 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-704-6261. Hope Rocks: Violectric, the Other Side 3-5 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111. Into It. Over It., the World Is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, the Sidekicks, Pine Grove 5 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419. Lord Almighty, Burn to Learn, Drycraeft, Skatanabls 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $4; 407-270-9104. Megosh, Silversyde, the Knowing Within, Murderfly, Be That as It May 5:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475. Mournin’ Biscuits, Was 12:30 pm; Johnny’s Other Side, 1619 Michigan St.; free; 407-894-6900. Norma Jean, He Is Legend, Forevermore, Rival Choir, Blame the Tyrant, Save the Fallen 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $16; 407-999-2570.
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Set for the Fall, ViLiFi, Spayed Koolie, Miramar Drive 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Slingshot Dakota, Dikembe, Expert Timing 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $7; 407-354-1577. SloFunkPump 6 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-8599.
CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.
OPERA/CLASSICAL Nathan Laube 2 pm; International virtuoso Nathan Laube plays a major solo organ concert. Critics describe him as a dazzling star among a galaxy of young artists. His interpretative skills are sure to bedazzle. The Cathedral Church of St. Luke, 130 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-849-0680; cfago.org. MONDAY, APRIL 11
CONCERTS/EVENTS Bands for America: Be That as It May, False Narrative, the Year I Disappear, Everlost, Sweet Cambodia, Check 1-2, Spoilsport 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.
Traitors, Entombed in the Abyss, Catcher and the Rye, Tragodia, I the Jury 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.
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Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.
Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.
Dawes, Hiss Golden Messenger 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-648-8363. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.
Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.
Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.
Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.
EMEFE, Pleasures, Island Science, DJ Phil Santos 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.
Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.
Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.
Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.
Slumberjack, Idle Spirit, Sunndiver, Don King 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.
White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.
Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.
CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.
Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.
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Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion - College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.
Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.
Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.
and Sunday, 3 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18; 407-761-2683; theprt.com.
Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452.
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Long Day’s Journey Into Night Over the course of a single day, this epic drama by Eugene O’Neill explores the dangers of the pursuit of wealth while exposing our most basic human flaws. ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.
Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.
Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.
Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.
Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.
Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.
Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.
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American Idiot Stage Read Staged reading of Green Day’s Broadway musical. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Theatre Winter Haven, 210 Cypress Gardens Blvd., Winter Haven; $15; theatrewinterhaven.com. The Bourgeois Gentleman This madcap, fastpaced farce centers around Mr. Jourdain, who has only one goal: to rise above his middle-class background and be accepted as an aristocrat. To do this, he dresses in fancy clothes and attempts to learn the gentlemanly arts. Instead, he makes a fool of himself. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $12; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu. Detroit Two couples attempt to bring some excitement to their dull, suburban lives but end up with more than they bargained for. A “scary-funny” play about addition and affluence. Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Fred Stone Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2145. How to Hold Hands Annie is trying to finally break into the big leagues with her newest novel, but it’s just not happening – along with her job, family relationships and love life. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm
Monday Night Cabaret: Billy Flanigan A mix of musical theater and comedy. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261. Once Upon a Mattress Princess Winnifred is an ungainly, brash girl competing for the hand of Prince Dauntless. The Prince’s mother, Queen Aggravain, has declared he must marry a true princess before anyone else in the kingdom can marry. Fridays, 8 pm, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$21; 352-357-7777; baystreetplayers.org. Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.
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[THEATER] Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike see this page
Showtune: Celebrating the Words & Music of Jerry Herman A musical revue of familiar tunes from Hello Dolly!, Mame and more. Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. The Sound of Music When a postulant proves too highspirited for the religious life, she is dispatched to serve as governess for the seven children of a widowed naval Captain. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com.
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The Divas of Drag Sunday, 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $17.75-$72.75; 407-9342583; houseofblues.com. Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike Vanya and his adopted sister Sonia live a quiet life in a Pennsylvania farmhouse, while their movie star sister Masha travels the world. When Masha appears for an unannounced visit with her 20-something boy toy in tow, the weekend builds to a fever pitch of rivalry, regret and racket. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $21-$46; orlandoshakes.org.
COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com. Comedy at the Hourglass Comedy showcase. Wednesday, 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.
Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Pablo Francisco Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $22-$25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Tumbleweed Comedy Tour Enjoy the flavors of comedy, coffee and barbecue. Wednesday, 7 pm; Porkie’s Original BBQ, 256 E. Main St., Apopka; free; 407-880-3351.
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challenging production, Don Quixote is quintessential Bolshoi: abounding with life and not to be missed! Sunday, 12:55 pm; Multiple locations; $19.17; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com. Burlesque Class Two workshops taught by Nina La Voix and Kissa Von Addams. Saturday, noon-3 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20-$35; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Happy Endings: A Sultry Fairytale Burlesque A fairytale-themed burlesque performance. Saturday, 10 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $15-$20; 407-501-7336. A Song of Vice and Desire: A Game of Thrones Burlesque A themed burlesque performance from Cupcake Burlesque. Friday, 10 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.
ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Authentic Orlando Art Fest Orlando Brewing throws a mini-festival with local artists and vendors selling their wares. Friday, 6 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.
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Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Feuerman creates colorful provocative figures that begin as casts taken directly from her subjects and end up as freestanding sculptures in interior and exterior spaces. Most of her models appear to be the all-American girl next door on summer vacation. Opening reception Friday, 5-7 pm , through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Frank Rampolla: The Figure One of the first artists in Florida to give voice to the “soul-cry” for 20th-century identity: a cry of alienation, anxiety, dread and horror. Opening reception Friday, 5-7 pm, through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Exhibition of works from two Boston artists who led American art out of the trap of militant provincialism on the one hand, and its overdependence on European modernism on the other. Opening reception Friday, 5-7 pm, through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Moments, Moments, Momentum New exhibition of works from Jacob Bailes and Hannah Spector. ThursdaySaturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org.
STEAM: Where Art Meets Science Photographs, paintings, drawings, 3D art and posters by UCF Art students in collaboration with UCF STEM students. Opens Wednesday, reception Thursday, 5-8 pm, through April 15; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; arts.ucf.edu. UCF Celebrates the Arts More than a week of free exhibits, performances and activities. Friday, through April 16; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-5132014; arts.ucf.edu.
CONTINUING THIS WEEK Abstraction, Observation and Reflection Through April 16; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Albert Paley: Forged Works Through Sunday; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.
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California Impressionism Through April 17; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Capturing Florida’s Beauty on Canvas Through April 30; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. Celebrating the Genius of Women Through April 24; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8357481; womeninthearts.org. Chris Robb: Continuum Through April 30; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net. The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Cymecha: Capturing the Beauty of Sound Through April 17; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-7488256; synthestruct.com. David Bowie Tribute Art Show Through April 24; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Eureka!: The Moment When Art and Science Collide Through April 17; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Gallery Talks 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org. Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu.
In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.
The Sources: Paintings and Drawings by Steve Lotz Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.
InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.
Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.
The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org. Junkbots Through April 24; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Material World: Glass, Rubber and Paper Through May 1; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org. Mount Dora Art Stroll Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. Mystery Sketch Theater Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060. Natura Through April 17; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April 17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.
Untouchable Through April 16; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. A Walk in the Woods: New Work by BJ Lantz Through April 16; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net. Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.
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anniversary. Saturday, 4 pm; Barley and Vine Biergarten, 2406 E. Washington St.; free; barleyandvineorlando.com. Beard in Baldwin Food & Wine Festival More than 25 local restaurants serve flavorful dishes paired with wine, along with samples from local brewers and live music from the Legendary JC’s. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Downtown Baldwin Park, 4915 New Broad St.; $85$200; beardinbaldwin.com. Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Happy hour drink prices until midnight, games, prizes and new furry friends are in store every month! Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Colonialtown Bar Crawl Get discounted drinks at BART, the Guesthouse, Brass Tap and Ten10 Brewing in a tour of newer bars in Colonialtown. Saturday, 7 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-796-2522.
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Da Kine Poke Food Truck and M.I.A. Brewing Launch A double launch of a new food truck and a new brewery out of Miami. Wednesday, 5 pm; The Thirsty Topher, 601 Virginia Drive; free. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-896-1131; thedailycity.com. Do Good Date Night Couples sort books for the BookWorks program, then enjoy light bites and magic entertainment from See Magic Live. Saturday, 7 pm; Goodwill Industries, 7531 S. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-719-5190; orlando datenightguide.com. Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com.
Fire Fly: A Pop-Up Dinner Party A pop-up dinner with food from Uncommon Catering and music by Lola B. and Jeff Kash. Friday, 6 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; contact for price; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. Florida Model Train Show and Sale Learn about model trains and view large, elaborate setups. Saturday, 9 am-4 pm; Volusia County Fairgrounds, 3100 E. New York Ave., DeLand; $7; 813-949-7197; gserr.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. High Tea & Hats Dress in your most spectacular hat for a delightful afternoon celebrating Seniors First. Sunday, 2-5 pm; Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $60; 407615-8979; highteaandhats.com. Ladies Night Off A night of blind tasting hosted by a master sommelier paired with food from a local caterer. Thursday, 6 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $25; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. Lake Nona Farmers Market Shop local and benefit wildlife at this unique market. Vendor fees from the market support Back To Nature’s efforts to rescue, raise, rehabilitate and release injured and orphaned wildlife and
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Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com.
Culture & Cocktails: Jazz Enjoy ethnic cuisine, jazz music, mixed cocktails and Highwaymen artwork at Bok Tower Gardens’ new outdoor kitchen. Thursday, 6 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $10; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org.
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house non-releasable animals. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Laureate Park Lake Nona, Tavistock Lakes Boulevard; free; 321-217-6654; btnlakenonafarmersmarket.weebly.com. Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free. Organikfest Kölsch Beer Release Tapping of Orlando Brewing’s new beer with food from Backhaus, live polka music and a beard contest. Saturday, 1 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Orlando Brewing 10th Anniversary Anniversary party with live music and 10 special beers on tap. Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Fashion Week Showcase of local designers, models and talent. FridaySaturday, 8 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Court, Winter Park; $20-$45; 407498-8223; orlandofashionweeks.com. Orlando International Fashion Week Kickoff Walk the red carpet and network with designers, models, boutique owners and VIPs. Sunday, 5-8 pm; Orange County Regional History
Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $35; 321-209-4567; orlandointernationalfashionweek.com. Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market in the FAVO lot. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231. Super Dog Day This dog friendly event features Yappy Hour pricing for a donation, raffle drawings, live music and local vendors. Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/tastytuesdaysorlando. Turkish Food Festival Learn about Turkish culture while sampling delicious cuisine along with music and art presentations. Sunday, 12-5 pm; Istanbul Cultural Center, 940 S. Winter Park Drive, Casselberry; free. Universal Orlando’s Mardi Gras Universal extends Mardi Gras for over a month with special concerts, parades, food and more. Through April 16; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407363-8000; universalorlando.com.
White Diamond Affair Ball Charity ball event for the Slim Goodies foundation. The organization is dedicated to empowering women to improve their mind, body and soul. Friday, 7 pm; Hilton Orlando North, 350 S. North Lake Blvd., Altamonte Springs; $50; 407-900-1628; slimgoodiesfoundation.org. Wine and Craft Brew Festival of Winter Garden Sample more than 100 wines, craft and imported beers and delicious menu items from local restaurants. Saturday, 3 pm; Regency Wine & Liquor, 16100 Marsh Road, Winter Garden; $30-$70; 407-654-0360.
Knitting Basics Join instructor Sue Burley. Adults and teens welcome. Please bring your own yarn and needles. Mondays, 3:30-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org/knitting-basics.
Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.
Money Talks for Women Learn about library services such as Morning Star Investment Research Center as well as goal-oriented tools for saving, investing and more. Tuesday, 6-7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.
Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.
SEDS-UCF Yuri’s Knight Students for the Exploration and Development of Space at UCF host a Yuri’s Night event celebrating the first human in space. Tuesday, 8:30 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; free; 561-860-6666; yurisnight.net.
LEARNING Food Biz Start-Up Series Have a secret recipe or food business idea you want to bring to market? Find out how at this startup series for foodpreneurs. Saturday, 9 am; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $50$90; 321-236-3316; eastendmkt.com.
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1 S. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-9064376; startupgrind.com. Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7 pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.
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Storytellers: Expressive Writing Night An exchange of ideas for writers, thinkers and dreamers. Saturday, 8 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St.; free; mytrueserenity.com.
BusinessForce Orange County Commission Candidate Debate Special guest moderators ask candidates questions that focus on specific economic policies and other business related issues. Friday, 11:30 am; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-835-2486.
Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.
Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com.
Toni Tennille The Captain & Tennille singer signs copies of her new memoir. Saturday, 2 pm; Barnes & Noble, 2418 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-6024.
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Orlando Story Club: Pet Surprise Storytellers offer up tales about the surprises pets unleash upon us. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-704-6261.
Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.
The Ultimate Roar A celebration of National Poetry Month: Tim Rumsey and Curtis Meyer debate the merits of slam poetry, a competitive slam competition, and the reunion of the Broken Speech and Say Anything poetry slams. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Under the Influence Storytelling series hosted by Mandaddy in which local luminaries share stories about the songs that influ-
enced their lives. Thursday, 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. The Write Teen Open Mic A creative safe space for Orlando’s youth creative community of rappers, dancers, singers, poets, musicians and other creative minds. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave.; free; 407-925-5930; thewrite.org. Writer’s Group Join your fellow writers for critique, discussion and camaraderie. Writers of all genres and experience are welcome. Please attend one meeting before submitting a piece to critique. Sunday, 4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Writer’s Block Open Mic Literary open mic night. Wednesday, 8 pm; Tea and Tea, 480 Orlando Ave., Winter Park; free.
FAMILY Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org. Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Sunday, CONTINUED ON PAGE 57
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Storytime and Book Signing: Upside Down Mr. Brown A reading of the children’s book by author Shelley Westbrook followed by a book sale and signing. Tuesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.
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B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Color Therapy Yoga Stretch, relax and awaken your visual senses in the Community Room. Sunday, 11 am; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; donations accepted; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Color Vibe 5K Benefit Run A 5K to benefit McCormick Research Institutes Heavenly Hooves and Horses & Heroes equine
IOA Corporate 5K Local businesses sponsor running teams for this charity 5K. Thursday, 6:35 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; contact for price; trackshack.com. Orlando Magic vs. Detroit Pistons Basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18$1,307.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Magic vs. Miami Heat Basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $38$1,977.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Magic vs. Milwaukee Bucks Basketball. Monday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18$1,307.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Solar Bears vs. Florida Everblades Ice hockey. Thursday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $13.25$44.75; 800-745-3000. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com.
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Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery. Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136.
Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15.
Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walkers and dogs included). Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com.
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Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com.
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Walk for Trees A 5K walk/run with a showcase of music, food and community to raise money to create more tree canopy coverage. Sunday, 9 am; Harbor Park, 4990 New Broad St.; $30. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■
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daydreamers, but I encourage you to increase your skills in the coming weeks. It’ll be a favorable time for your imagination to run wild and free. How exuberantly can you fantasize? Find out!
ARIES (March 21-April 19) French artist Henri Matisse (1869is regarded as one of the greats, in the same league as Picasso and Kandinsky. Even in his 80s, he was still creating marvels that one critic said seemed “to come from the springtime of the world.” As unique as his work was, he was happy to acknowledge the fact that he thrived on the influence of other artists. And yet he also treasured the primal power of his innocence. He trusted his childlike wonder. “You study, you learn, but you guard the original naiveté,” he said. “It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover.” These are good, sweet thoughts for you to keep in mind right now. 1954)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Taurus-born Kurt Gödel (1906was among history’s greatest logicians. His mastery of rational thought enabled him to exert a major influence on scientific thinking in the 20th century. Yet he also had an irrational fear of being poisoned, which made him avoid food unless his wife cooked it. One of the morals of his story is that reason and delusion may get all mixed up in the same location. Sound analysis and crazy superstition can get so tangled they’re hard to unravel. The coming week will be an excellent time to meditate on how this phenomenon might be at work in you. You now have an extraordinary power to figure out which is which, and then take steps to banish the crazy, superstitious, fearful stuff. 1978)
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) For a time, pioneer physicist Albert Einstein served as a professor at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, New Jersey. On one occasion, a student complained to him, “The questions on this year’s exam are the same as last year’s.” Einstein agreed that they were, then added, “but this year all the answers are different.” I’m seeing a similar situation in your life. For you, too, the questions on this year’s final exam are virtually identical to last year’s final exam – and yet every one of the answers has changed. Enjoy the riddle. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Your personal oracle for the coming weeks is a fable from 2,600 years ago. It was originally written by the Greek storyteller Aesop, and later translated by Joseph Jacobs. As the tale begins, a dog has discovered a hunk of raw meat lying on the ground. He’s clenching his treasure in his mouth as he scurries home to enjoy it in peace. On the way, he trots along a wooden plank that crosses a rapidly-flowing stream. Gazing down, he sees his reflection in the water below. What? He imagines it’s another dog with another slab of meat. He tries to snatch away this bonus treat, but in doing so, drops his own meat. It falls into the stream and is whisked away. The moral of the fable: “Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) “I never get lost because I don’t know where I am going,” said the Japanese poet known as Ikkyu. I stop short of endorsing this perspective for full-time, long-term use, but I think it suits you fine for right now. According to my astrological projections, you can gather the exact lessons you need simply by wandering around playfully, driven by cheerful curiosity about the sparkly sights – and not too concerned with what they mean. P.S. – don’t worry if the map you’re consulting doesn’t seem to match the territory you’re exploring. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “If literally every action a human can perform was an Olympic sport,” Reddit.com asked its users, “which events would you win medals in?” A man named Hajimotto said his champion-level skill was daydreaming. “I can zone out and fantasize for hours at a time,” he testified. “This is helpful when I am waiting in line.” You Virgos are not typically Olympic-class
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In his book Strange Medicine, Nathan Belofsky tells us about unusual healing practices of the past. In ancient Egypt, for example, the solution for a toothache was to have a dead mouse shoved down one’s throat. If someone had cataracts, the physician might dribble hot broken glass into their eyes. I think these strategies qualify as being antidotes that were worse than the conditions they were supposed to treat. I caution you against getting sucked into “cures” like those in the coming days. The near future will be a favorable time for you to seek healing, but you must be very discerning as you evaluate the healing agents. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In his poem “The Snowmass Cycle,” Stephen Dunn declares that everyone “should experience the double fire of what he wants and shouldn’t have.” I foresee a rich opportunity coming up for you to do just that. And yes, I do regard it as rich, even marvelous, despite the fact that it may initially evoke some intense poignance. Be glad for this crisp revelation about a strong longing whose fulfillment would be no damn good for you! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “When I look at my life I realize that the mistakes I have made, the things I really regret, were not errors of judgment but failures of feeling.” Writer Jeanette Winterson said that, and I’m passing it on to you at the exact moment you need to hear it. Right now, you are brave enough and strong enough to deal with the possibility that maybe you’re not doing all you can to cultivate maximum emotional intelligence. You are primed to take action and make big changes if you discover that you’re not feeling as much as you can about the important things in your life. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Psychotherapist Jennifer Welwood says that sadness is often at the root of anger. Feelings of loss and disappointment and heartache are the more primary emotions, and rage is a reflexive response to them. But sadness often makes us feel vulnerable, while rage gives us at least the illusion of being strong, and so most of us prefer the latter. Welwood suggests that tuning in to the sadness almost always leads to a more expansive understanding of your predicament; and it often provides the opportunity for a more profound selftransformation. I invite you to apply these meditations to your own life. The time is right. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “The causes of human actions are usually immeasurably more complex and varied than our subsequent explanations of them.” Fyodor Dostoyevsky said that in his novel The Idiot, and now I’m passing it on to you just in the nick of time. In the coming weeks, it’s especially important for you to not oversimplify your assessments of what motivates people – both those you respect and those you don’t fully trust. For your own sake, you can’t afford to naively assume either the best or the worst about anyone. If you hope to further your own agendas, your nuanced empathy must be turned up all the way. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “Believing love is work is certainly better than believing it’s effortless, ceaseless bliss,” says author Eric LeMay. That’s advice I hope you’ll keep close at hand in the coming weeks. The time will be right for you to exert tremendous effort on behalf of everything you love dearly – to sweat and struggle and strain as you create higher, deeper versions of your most essential relationships. Please remember this, though: The hard labor you engage in should be fueled by your ingenuity and your creative imagination. Play and experiment and enjoy yourself as you sweat and struggle and strain!
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Are you looking to adopt a new furry friend? Adopt Meesha! Meesha (A345077) is a 2-yearold dog who was recently surrendered to our shelter because his owner could no longer keep him. He is a laidback pup who is very friendly. Meesha loves to be petted and is a calm dog. He enjoys eating treats, and he walks well on a leash. Meesha is very smart, and he even knows how to sit! He enjoys running around outside, but he’d much rather relax and receive attention from you. For the month of April, fees for ownesurrendered pets will be waived in honor of our “Certified PreOwned Pets” adoption promotion. Meesha’s adoption fee has been waived due to this promotion.
Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.com.
B Y D A N S AVA G E I am a 20-something, straight, cis-female expat. How long do I have to wait to ask my German lover, who is übersensitive about the Holocaust, to indulge me in my greatest – and, until now, unrealized – fantasy: Nazi role-play? He is very delicate around me because I am a secular Jew and the descendant of Holocaust survivors. (Even though I’ve instructed him to watch The Believer, starring Ryan Gosling as a Jewish neo-Nazi, to get a better grasp on my relationship with Judaism. To be clear, I am not actually a neo-Nazi – just your garden-variety self-hating Jew.) This persists even though we’ve spoken about my anti-Zionist politics. Evidently he was indoctrinated from a young age with a hyperapologetic history curriculum. I appreciate that he thinks it was wrong for the SS to slaughter my family, but it’s not like he did it himself. I know it sounds really fucked up, but I promise this isn’t coming from a place of deep-seated self-loathing. Even if it were, it’s not like we’d be hurting anybody. We’re both in good psychological working condition, and neither of us is an actual bigot. I would try to get to know him better, but we are so different (there’s a big age difference) and I don’t really see our relationship being much more than ze sex. National Socialist Pretend Party
“Sex writers get all the really good religion questions,” said Mark Oppenheimer. “Can we trade mailboxes sometime soon? I’m tired of dealing with all the questions about why evangelicals support a thrice-married misogynist reality-TV star who never goes to church.” Oppenheimer writes the Beliefs column for the New York Times and is cohost of “Unorthodox,” an “irreverent podcast about Jews and other people” (tabletmag.com/unorthodox). I invited Oppenheimer to weigh in because I am, sadly, not Jewish myself. (Jewishness is conferred through matrilineal descent, so your mom – or, if you’re Reform, either parent – has to be Jewish for you to be Jewish, so all those blowjobs I gave to my first Jewish boyfriend were for nothing.) “First off, I think that Die Fraulein should make her kinky proposal ASAP,” said Oppenheimer. “Given the ‘hyperapologetic’ curriculum that her Teutonic stud has absorbed, he is probably going to freak out no matter when she asks him to incinerate – er, tie her up and fuck her. On the other hand, if he’s open and kink-positive, he’ll probably be down for whatever. But it’s all or nothing in a case like this. She can’t win him over by persuading him that she’s not one of those uptight, unforgiving Jewesses who is still hung up on the destruction of European Jewry.” While your kink didn’t really faze Oppenheimer (it’s not exactly unheard of), NSPP, your discomfort with your own Judaism did. “In her letter, she assures us that she is ‘secular,’ ‘anti-Zionist’ and ‘garden-variety self-hating’ – then jokingly compares herself to the Jewish white supremacist (played by Ryan Gosling in that movie) who in real life killed himself after the New York Times outed him as a Jew,” said Oppenheimer. “Now, all of us (especially homos and Yids) know something about self-loathing, and I think Jews are entitled to any and all views on Israel, and – again – I am not troubled by her kink. That said, I do think
she needs to get to a happier place about her own heritage. Just as it’s not good for black people to be uncomfortable with being black, or for queer people to wish they weren’t queer, it’s not healthy – or attractive – for Jews or Jewesses (we are taking back the term) to have such obvious discomfort with their Jewish heritage.” And finally, NSPP, I shared your letter with a German friend of mine, just to see how it might play with someone who benefited from a hyperapologetic history curriculum. Would he do something like this? “Not in six million years.” I’ve been in a fantastic monogamous relationship for almost eight years, but I used to be like a lot of your other readers. I had what I would consider an adventurous sex life, with lots of partners who were GGG, and I enjoyed continually pushing my sexual boundaries as long as everything was consensual and honest. Fast-forward to my current life: I’m now married to a wonderful vanilla woman. The transition to monogamous and vanilla was difficult at first, and I had fears about not being sexually content. As it turns out, it was a great move and I’m a better man for it. My desire to have every kind of sex under the sun has settled down considerably, and the benefit is that I have much more energy and mental focus for other areas of my life. I want your readers to know that the answer to their happiness may not be the pursuit of more outlandish sex – for some, it just might be less. Monogamous In Montana
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Augustine’s prayer as a young man: “Lord, make me pure – but not yet!” You’re pure now, MIM, but first, like Augustine of Hippo (354–430), you had yourself some impure fun. Perhaps you would be just as satisfied, happy and smug if you’d been in a monogamous/vanilla relationship all along. But it’s possible you wouldn’t be satisfied and happy now if it weren’t for the adventures and experiences you had then. To paraphrase St. Agnes Gooch of Mame (1966): You lived! You lived! You lived! You see all that living as time wasted, MIM, but it’s possible – it may even rise to the level of probable – that the perspective and self-awareness you gained during the fuckanything-that-moves stage of your life made you the man you are today, i.e., a guy who was ready to make a monogamous commitment and capable (so far) of honoring it. Finally, monogamous/vanilla types routinely cross over into the ranks of the sexually adventurous/nonmonogamous and vice versa. (And monogamous/vanilla and sexually adventurous aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive categories.) Instead of disparaging the choices others make – or disparaging the choices we once made – we’re better off encouraging people to make the choices that are right for them. And choices that are right for someone now may not be right for them always – and that goes for you too, MIM, even now. On the Lovecast, Dan chats with the filmmakers of the documentary Give Me Sex Jesus: savagelovecast.com.
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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON APRIL 21, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: 0111–G. ROBINSON, 0141–B.SCOTT, 0204–J.BIJOU, 0206–J.BUCHANA, 0234–J.MCDERMOTT, 0249–A.MITCHELL, 0309–J.ALEJANDRO, 0321–M.WEAREN, 0340–D.NIECE, 0348–T. JONES, 0354–G.GARDNER-OLIVER, 0431–B. DOWDY, 0436–D.WEATHERSPOON, 0512–J. ANDERSON, 0514–T.BROWN, 0522–J. SMITH, 0523–D.PADGETT, 0601–J.ROQUE, 0610–D.FLANNERY, 0623–E.HANSHAW, 0624–T.WEEKS, 0628–A.SMITH, 0712–V. HAYDEN, 0717–J.WIGGINS, 0719–D.RIVAS, 0733–D.FLANNERY, 0815–D.PATTERSON, 0820–D.PHERAI, 0827–D.WRIGHT, 0829–X.RANDALL, 0834–G.JORDAN, 0837–A.WARD, 0847–A.STROUSE, 0903–S. JACKSON, 09109–G.GREEN, 09125–J.DAIS, 0923–C.JOHNSON, 0925–D.STEVENSON II, 0930–C.COLLIE, 0952–L.DARIUS, 0976–J. ROSARIO, 0982–K.MUKANYA, 0989–L. CARMONA, 0997–J.JUMPP, 1002–J USSIN, 1008–Y.CORDERO, 1010–D.DICKENS, 1031–F.GRAJALES, 1040–D.MOSBY, 1053–S.TIMEAU, 1057–S.GILLY, 1058–R. JEAN-MARY, 1067–M.ALMEIDA-TRIVINO, 1075–M.CALIXTE, 1117–A.FISHER, 1122–R. WALSKI, 1123–Z.ALBA, 1143–S.HAMILTON, 1146–D.EDWARDS, 1212–T.CROUCH, 1231–C.BEVERLY, 1243–S.BUTLER, 1244–E. HOGAN, 1277–C.WELLS, 1278–J.AUGUSTE, 1282–T.BATTS, 1335–G.KISER, 1362–M. KERR, 1365–F.SUTTON 1313 45TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:15 AM: A107–K.BROXTON, A111–M. STANEK, A118–D.DAWSON, A121–S.DAVIS, A131–L.HAYES, A192–I.SMITH, A195–L. RACKARD, B221–R.BARNES, B228–A.DAVIS, B230–J.HAYMON, B237–J.WILLIS, B241–C. BROUGHTON, B256–X.ZELLARS, B260–V. JOHNSON, B264–A.PROSPERE, B280–S. WILLIAMS, B293–N.VALSAINT, C312–J. WALDEN, C317–A.GONZALEZ, C326–J. WALDEN, C327–M.PASCAL, C332–C. WILLIAMS, C381–E.MATHIEU, D417–R. RAHYMES, D426–L.SMALARZ, D431–J. JENKINS, D435–G.SIBERT, D485–Z.JONES, E502–J.BELONY, E504–T.BUTLER, E507–M. PHILIPPE, E508–A.WRIGHT, E554–M.MYLES, E560–F.OCCEUS, E580–L.JULIEN, E581–M. BECKFORD, F608–M.VILLAR, F650–E.WARREN JR., H818–T.ARTHUR, H828–T.JONES, J901–N.HONORE, J905–L.ADAMS, J909–D. ANDERSON 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:30 AM: A105–A.BROOKS JR., A133–E.CARDENAS, B216–J.HERRARA TAFUR, B236–D.WILLIAMS, B238–V.WOODS, C304–L.BLACK, C322–A.MARCANO, D409–J.RIVERA, D416–M.CLERVIL, D426–L. DOUGLAS, E539–M.CADET, F608–A. DAMERA, F617–F.GRAHL, F636–I.MARCELIN, G716–K.OWENS, H804–L.FARMER, H817–S.MOORE, H818–J.LAZO ZUNIGA, H831–H.JONES, I921–T.MORGAN, I927–N. SANTONINO, J013–C.GUIDRY, J040–I.LUNA, K110–E.DORSEY, K111–T.RIGG, L206–C. REID, L209–A.JENKINS, L223–J.MARGESON, L229–K.RODGERS, M302–C.RIOS, M313–J. HARDEN, N405–S.MEJIA, N418–C.ORTIZ, N419–W.DIXON, O511–M.VIRUET, O515–M. SEPULVEDA, P009–M.HENDERSON, P052–J. MCMILLIN 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:45 AM: C012–F.POTTS, C015–R.RODRIGUEZ, C024–K.WATROUS, C041–T.HARRIS, C048–D.GREENWOOD, D028–W.BELL, D049–S.JACQUES, D056–L. SUTTON, D061–T.SHULER, D062–D. JOSEPH, D065–J.ONLY, E019–P.CHAMBERS, E032–L.EXALIEN, E041–A.SALAZAR, E046– L.HOLLAND , F009–L.CORREA, F016–J. JOHNSON, F019–S.NICHOLAS, F036–R. SCHOLZ, F045–F.GUTIERREZ, G001–O. SOLIS, G043–S.DE MELO FARIA, G046–J. LOPEZ DIAZ, H007–B.ARCHIE, H013–J. RYAN, H018–H.BERNARDIN, H039–D.MORRIS, J029–K.LEWIS, J032–T.BROWN, J044–C. RIOS, J048–C.PERRY, J071–S.MONTROND, J073–S.KING, J085–J.REED, J088–K.FOSTER, J091–G.BAEZ, J094–W.FREEMAN, J102–K. CRAWFORD, J117–G.CRUZ CUEVAS, J118– M.DANZA, J131–W.BRYANT, J153–G.RAMOS, J155–V.QUINTANA, J160–S.RIVERA, J166–R.TANIS, J172–J.NICOLAS, K001–H.BERNARDIN, K014–J.CHACON, K025–B.COBB, K036–L.WILLIAMS, K042–M. LOPEZ SILVA, K057–J.RODRIGUEZ, K058– G.SANCHEZ, K071–S.HAY, K081–D.TORRES, K087–M.CATALA, K095–D.ROBLES,
K109–M.DANZA 6040 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:40 AM: 0007 R. FINNIE, 0110 S.GRIMES. 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:50 AM: C167 T.VINSON, D108 T.WHITE, D112 R.ELLIS, D120 D.TALLEY, D156 A.ROJO, E230 J.CLORE, E234 D.TAYLOR, F092 M.ROSS. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:00 AM: 0105C.JOHNSON, 0226 J.EADS, 0301, TONY EVANS DESIGNS, LLC. 0301 A.EVANS, 0611 A.ENGRAM, 0844 M.KWAMINA, 0909 L, ROZIER. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:10 AM : 1122, I.TORRE, 1135 M.MELENDEZ, 2200 P.HOLT, 2205 P.BARRETT, 2229 D.HILLS, 2251 J.OUAZZANI, 2263 A.BEAUVOIR, 2266 K.HAIR, 2286 M.ROBINSON, “2317 E.MCKNIGHT JR. 5602 RALEIGH ST. – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:20 AM : 0041 – H. PRYOR, 0062 – S. EVANS, 0075 – A. BRONDA, 0088 – A. JOHNSON, 0093 – D. MAHADEO, 0095 – C. ELLIS, 0100 – R. HUDSON, 0116 – S. FRAZIER, 0139 – A. JORDAN, 0146 – J. HAYES, 0186 – R. ROSS, 0195 – Q. BROWN, 0237 – G. HOOD, 0261 – K. WHITENER, 0277 – C. EVANS, 0284 – L. CONSTANTINE, 0344 – J. CHAPMAN, 0393 – P. MCWHORTER, 0397 – T. BARTO, 0419 – E. MILLS, 0420 – P. FEATHERMAN, 0457 – C. LOTT, 0462 – B. SHELDON, 0476 – A. WATKINS, 0504 – L. VIGO, 0509 – L. CHIPMAN, 0516 – L. BRYANT, 0523 – A. ELLIOTT, 0536 – J. HOWARD, 1005 - CURLEW POND LLC, 1005 – T. CRONIN 900 S. KIRKMAN RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:30 AM : 1102 – D. AUSTIN, 1612 – B. DINKEL, 1616 – A. CAMERON, 2315 – P. HALL, 2505 – J. LOWMAN, 3107 – J. MENDEZ, 3207 – A. MOORE, 3304 – F. MCCOY, 4107 – J. ENGRAM, 4415 – T. COUNCIL, 5109 – K. ELIZZA, 5116 – C. BASS, 6109 – L. JEAN, 7109 – K. FLUKER, 7116 – D. BLUNT, 7117 – L. MOSBY.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF:M. C., DOB: 10/07/2014 A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:STEPHAN HARRIS Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 12, 2016, at 9:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 18th day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.:DP14-240 IN THE INTEREST OF:J.E. DOB: 08/13/2013, C.E. DOB: 03/13/2015 Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Meghan Eller Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 18, 2016, at 1:45 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 22nd day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP13-273 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.H.. DOB: 04/04/13, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: REJERRIO BURTON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 26, 2016 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23RD day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Keyanna Fountain Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF:M. C., DOB: 10/07/2014 A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:CEDRIK JONES Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 12, 2016, at 9:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 18th day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF CHRIS EDWARD JOHNSON, Deceased. File No. 2016 CP 0087, Division: Circuit Court NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the Estate of Chris Edward Johnson, deceased (“Decedent”), whose date of death was July 25, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N Orange Avenue, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate must file their claims with this Court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 3/30/16. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Katrina Thomas Stone, Esq., Attorney for Petitioner, Florida Bar No. 17486, Stone & Gerken, P.A., 4850 N. Highway 19A, Mount Dora, FL 32757, Telephone: (352) 3570330. Personal Representative: /s/ Nathan Purl Johnson, 5910 Plymouth Sorrento Road, Apopka, FL 32712.
Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on April 22, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/ or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2000 GMC, Vin#J901738; 1999 Nissan, Vin#3N1AB41D9XL091826; 2005 Suzuki, Vin#JS15R7JA152103352; 2004 KIA, Vin#KNAGD126445350926; 2002 Toyota, Vin#1NXBR12E72Z574454; 2006 GMC, Vin#1GKET66M166143737; 2009 Scion, Vin#JTKDE167490281741; 2008 KIA, Vin#KNADE123286341292; 1996 Toyota, Vin#4T1BG12K1TU664793; 2002 Mazda, Vin#1YVGF22C425272874; 2002 Mitsubishi, Vin#6MMAP57P02T01244; 2001 Oldsmobile, Vin#1GHDX03E41D327378; 2003 KIA, Vin#KNDJD733735141999; 2001 NISSAN, VIN#1N4DL01D11C208226; 2003 FORD, VIN#1FAFP2X13F387429; 2001 MITSUBISHI, VIN#4A3AA46G71E018414; 1996 TOYOTA, VIN#4T1BG12K6TU909877; 2003 Toyota, Vin#4T1BE32K23U171576; 1989 Chevrolet, Vin#1GBDM15Z8KB141736; 2014 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1FA1E34E9252839; 2005 Ford, Vin#1FMPU15595LA11447; 1993 Toyota, Vin#JT2EL43T4P0345772; 2005 Ford, Vin#1FMZU67K25UB52430; 2002 Toyota, Vin#4T1BE32K72U086571; 2001 Kawasaki, Vin#KAW10926L001; 2008 Dodge, Vin#1D8GU28K48W191632; 1995 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA21D8ST035946; 2000 Toyota, Vin#2T1CG22PXYC377256; 2007 Kenworth, Vin#1XKTD49X67J182448; 2006 Saturn, Vin#1G8AJ55F06Z177271; 2002 Volkswagen, Vin#9BWGK61J724017818; 2007 Chrysler, Vin#3A4FY58BX7T613935;
NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Miguel Otera, Parking Space #8, will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on April 16 at 9 AM. Property consists of 1997 Ford F 150 XL Club Cab VIN # 1FTDXI720VNB17498. Sale to be held at premises of South Orlando Mini-Warehouse, 414 Fairlane Avenue, Orlando, FL 32809.
NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on April 23, 2016 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2013 HONDA VIN# 5FNYF4H22DB068614 Lien Amt: $9442.99, 2014 TOYT VIN# VNKKTUD33EA002555 Lien Amt: $6224.08
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON, PINE HILLS/WESTGATE CENTER, CASE NO.: DP11-89 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.N., a female child, DOB: 08/25/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Michael D. Neal Jr.,: Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson on May 31, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of March, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, Florida Bar No.:100540, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stephanie.evans@myflfamilies.com.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PURSUANT TO FS713.78,APRIL 19,2016 AT 5PM TO 7PM,AT 1900,SOUTH ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL,ORLANDO/FL32805 WILL SELL THE VEHICLE AS IS,NO WARRANTY,NO GUARANTEES THE TITLE,TERMS CASH. SELLER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY OR BIDS.2015,CHEVY,VIN # 3GCPCREC6FG317265.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1998 Dodge VIN# 2B3HD56J6WH138930 1999 Honda VIN# 1HGEJ8246XL093179 1997 Acura VIN# JH4UA3641VC000023 2000Honda VIN# 4S6DM58W5Y4418556 2005 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL11EX5C308655 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 20, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to FS 713,585 lienor/Autopoint Sales and Services, 1455 W. Landstreet Rd,Orlando/FL,32824,will sell at public sale at lienor’s address on APRIL 25,2016 at 5PM for cash to satisfy a claim of lien for $2109.50 the following car:96 Honda,vin #1HGCD563XTA052204.Said by satisfying the lien prior vehicle may be redeemed by satisfying the lien prior to sale date. You have the right to a hearing at any time prior to sale data by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court.Owner have the right to recover possession of vehicle by posting in accordance with FS 559,917. Any proceeds in excess of amount of the lien will be deposited with the Clerk of Circuit Court in the county where the vehicle is held.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP05-387 IN THE INTEREST OF:X.B. DOB: 06/21/2001, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Maurice Bullard Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 2, 2016, at 3:15 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2005 TOYOTA VIN# JTEDD21AX50114809 1999 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GNDX03E9XD161087 1995 TOYOTA VIN# 4T1SK12E0SU576714 1999 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GCHC33J7XF098497 1996 FORD VIN# 1FMDU34X5TUC74589 2006 LINCOLN VIN# 5LMFU28566LJ17981 1998 OLDSMOBILE VIN# 1G3HN52K9W4834365 1999 LEXUS VIN# JT8BF28G4X0225387 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on April 26th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.
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Systems Engineer. Location: Orlando, FL. Duties: Provide techn support as a technology & solutions-focused spclst, ensuring the successful intg & adopt of Dimension Data products for customers. Sp. duties include: provide support & sol expertise on qualified opportunities incl all managed service offerings spec to the practice; provide techn presales solution design & related justifications w/in the context of defined & clientapproved reqs & constraints; work with Acct Mngrs on client proposals & when assigned; working together with Sales & Proj Mgmt, define the roadmap & milestones for each proj, & the required involvement of delivery teams; participate in strategic acct planning teams for key clients; maintain specified billable targets through the delivery of consultative services such as Surveyors, IT consulting, engagement Mgmt, & applicable components of key delivery engagements; & assure techn competency & completeness of material presented to prospects; assist mgmt teams in assessment of additional tech resources. Reqs: Bach deg or foreign equiv. in Comp. Science, Comp. Eng’g, Elec. Eng’g or closely rel field plus two years of exp in the job offered or as a Marketing Eng or closely rel pos. Exp which may have been obtained concurrently must include 2 years of exp with execution & delivery of surveyor services & deliver professionallooking reports to clients & mapping business needs to technology solutions. Mail resume to: Ms. Jennifer Van Meter, Dimension Data North America, 4101 Lake Boone Trl, Ste 200, Raleigh, NC 27607.
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