Orlando Weekly - July 5, 2023

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» DeSantis signs landlord-tenant bill

Gov. Ron DeSantis last Thursday signed a bill that will lead to state law overriding local regulations involving landlords and tenants. The bill (HB 1417) was one of six measures that DeSantis signed Thursday from the 2023 legislative session, which ended May 5. In recent years, cities and counties, including in heavily populated areas such as Miami-Dade, Broward, Orange, Hillsborough and Pinellas counties, have passed ordinances — frequently described as a tenant “bill of rights” — that go beyond a state law known as the Florida Residential Landlord and Tenant Act. The ordinances deal with a variety of issues, such as notices about rent increases, notices about fees and notices about changes of ownership. But the bill will lead to the state law trumping — or “preempting” — the local ordinances.

» New state exam results released

The state Department of Education last Thursday published the first round of results from Florida’s new “progress monitoring” system of student assessments in public schools. The new tests, dubbed the Florida Assessment of Student Thinking or FAST exams, were implemented this school year. The Legislature and Gov. Ron DeSantis last year approved a measure that did away with the state’s previous standardized testing system.

The new system involves students taking tests three times each school year, with the final exams of the year used for state and federal accountability purposes. The results published Tuesday show that 50 percent of students in third through tenth grades scored “on-grade-level or above” on the final exams in English-language arts. In the mathematics end-of-course exams, which were administered to students in third through eighth grades, 56 percent of students scored in the “level 3” range — which represents an on-grade-level score — or higher. State Education Commissioner Manny Diaz Jr. pointed to “significant gains” made by students under the new progress-monitoring system. “The significant gains made by our students this school year prove that progress monitoring is a success. Florida’s teachers were provided immediate feedback following each FAST administration and used that feedback to guide future instruction,” Diaz said in a statement.

» Florida jobless claims dip

Initial jobless claims in Florida declined for two consecutive weeks, according to a report released last Thursday by the U.S. Department of Labor. The report estimated 5,872 first-time unemployment applications were filed in Florida last week, down from a revised count of 6,463 during the week that ended June 17 and 6,921 during the week that ended June 10. The state has averaged 5,737 weekly claims since the start of the year. Florida had a 2.6 percent unemployment rate in May, representing an estimated 287,000 Floridians qualified as unemployed from a labor force of 10.998 million. The state will release a June unemployment report on July 21. Nationally, 239,000 initial claims were filed last week, down 26,000 from the prior week.

» Hurricane changes approved

Gov. Ron DeSantis last Wednesday signed a measure that will make a series of hurricane-related changes to state law. SB 250 will allow people to remain on their properties as they rebuild after storms, require quicker approval of building permits, and set more-exact time frames for removing destroyed boats from state waters. In addition, it will encourage local governments to adopt temporary housing plans for disaster-response workers and prohibit local governments in areas damaged by Hurricane Ian or Hurricane Nicole from imposing moratoriums on construction through Oct. 1, 2024. The bill also will shield utilities from liability for damage caused by hurricane-related power outages.

» Sides battle over free speech rights, academic autonomy

University professors and students are urging a federal appeals court to uphold a decision blocking a 2022 Florida law that would restrict the way race-related concepts can be taught in classrooms — a law that Gov. Ron DeSantis dubbed the “Stop WOKE Act.” Attorneys for two sets of plaintiffs filed briefs last Friday arguing that the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals should back a preliminary injunction that Chief U.S. District Judge Mark Walker issued in November against the law. The plaintiffs contend, in part, the law violates speech rights and academic freedom. But attorneys for the state argue that Walker’s ruling should be overturned, saying it “anoints individual professors as universities unto themselves, at liberty under the First Amendment to indoctrinate college students in whatever views they please, no matter how contrary to the

university’s curriculum or how noxious to the people of Florida.” DeSantis made a priority of the law, which lists a series of race-related concepts and says it would constitute discrimination if students are subjected to instruction that “espouses, promotes, advances, inculcates or compels” them to believe the concepts. For example, the law seeks to prohibit instruction that would cause students to “feel guilt, anguish or other forms of psychological distress because of actions, in which the person played no part, committed in the past by other members of the same race, color, national origin or sex.”

» Ex-New College trustee challenges Buchanan

A former New College of Florida trustee who left the board after being denied confirmation by the state Senate has launched a congressional campaign. Eddie Speir filed paperwork last week to enter the 2024 race in Congressional District 16 in Manatee and Sarasota counties. Speir’s candidacy sets up a Republican primary against U.S. Rep. Vern Buchanan. Speir criticized the incumbent in a lengthy Twitter post as he announced his run. “I have heard Vern Buchanan is a statesman for (the) Republican Party, but he appears to be more of a statesman for the status quo. We need more,” Speir wrote. Jan Schneider, a Democrat, also is running for the seat. Gov. Ron DeSantis in January appointed Speir, a founder of a private Christian school in Bradenton, as a New College trustee. Speir was part of a slate of six trustees appointed by DeSantis to try to overhaul the small liberal-arts college in Sarasota. While the Senate last month confirmed other members of the New College board, it did not give approval to Speir. DeSantis subsequently appointed Joe Jacquot, a former general counsel to the governor, to serve as a trustee.

» DeSantis vetoes vehicle bill

Gov. Ron DeSantis last Wednesday vetoed a bill that could have made it easier for officials to choose electric cars when buying vehicles for government fleets. The bill (SB 284) would have directed officials making decisions about buying government vehicles to consider the “lowest lifetime ownership costs,” including costs for fuel and maintenance. Also, the measure, which was approved 115-1 in the House and 38-0 in the House, would have directed the Department of Management Services to make recommendations to state agencies about buying electric vehicles, natural gas-fueled vehicles and other types of vehicles powered by renewable energy. DeSantis did not detail a reason for the veto.

DeSantis squashes rent control and kills EV buying guide, Florida unemployment claims go down two weeks in a row, ‘Stop WOKE Act’ might get stopped and other news you may have missed.

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NEWCOMERS GUIDE 2023: YOUR KEYS TO THE CITY

Welcome to Orlando! You certainly picked a wild time to move to Florida! (We said this last year, and it has only gotten more true.)

If you’re moving here, you already know about the theme parks — they might even be the reason you’re here — so we tried to keep the focus on Orlando’s deep culture, the places off the beaten path, the knowledge that will help you level up your game.

To that end, we’ve assembled a beginner’s guide to living in the City Beautiful — where to go on a date, what to do during hurricane season, where to find sand and surf, what annual events you absolutely cannot miss and how to pronounce all those weird place names that will soon seem exceedingly normal.

We hope you find value in these tip-filled pages, stick some on your fridge or in your glove box, and, for that matter, stick around and become a faithful Orlando Weekly fan. Happy reading!

Your guides:

Sarah Castillo, Chloe Greenberg, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Matthew Moyer, Bellanee Plaza and Jessica Bryce Young

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NEW COM ERS DEEP CULTURE

Level up, level up

While well-known (sometimes too much so) for theme parks and related diversions, Orlando offers up a constellation of its own unique sights and experiences. If you are indeed new to the city, venture outside the touristy destinations and well-known landmarks to try out some local deep-cuts. There’s a lot of exploring to be done in Orlando, indoors and out.

Tosohatchee Wildlife Management Area

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Tosohatchee Wildlife Management Area (photo above) may be off the beaten path, but its many trails offer a rare solitude typically encountered only in apocalyptic science fiction and doomsday movies. Once within, enjoy hiking the rugged Florida landscapes — quaint ponds, open fields of wildflowers and canopies of hanging moss — populated in the early morning hours by wild turkeys, boar, deer and more birds than Audubon Park documents on its street signs. Butterflies flock here, too; the Palamedes Swallowtail, Gulf Fritillary, Silver-spotted Skipper and Northern Cloudywing are just some of the species commonly seen in summer.

Dickson Azalea Park

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Hidden in plain sight, just off East Robinson Street and North Ferncreek Avenue, Dickson Azalea Park is one of our city’s best-kept secrets. It boasts lots of pretty, blossom-covered trees and longleaf pines. while WPA-era bridges, pavilions and walkways crawl around and over the stream that trickles through the leafy little park. Along with neighboring Langford Park, Dickson Azalea provides a shady oasis just outside of downtown.

Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall facebook.com/unclelous

There is nowhere else like Uncle Lou’s in the City Beautiful — or, we’d wager, Florida at large — a close-quarters, gritty staging area for DIY

music both local and national, where (almost) anything goes. Uncle Lou’s has served as an incubator and proving ground for the Central Florida underground for over a decade. The frills are few and far between in the stripped-down space, but Lou’s is a crucial part of a Mills 50 that is changing in fast-forward all around it.

Wells’ Built Museum wellsbuilt.org

In the 1920s, the former hotel and casino in Parramore built by Dr. William Wells hosted entertainers on the Chitlin’ Circuit — people like Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles and Jackie Robinson. Today, it houses a treasure trove of artifacts and memorabilia of Orlando’s African American community’s history and culture. It’s a testament to change, slow as it sometimes can be.

Renaissance Theatre Co. rentheatre.com

The Renaissance Theatre Co. has transformed the Orlando Ballet’s former rehearsal hall near Loch Haven Park into one of the area’s most active and exciting new entertainment venues. In addition to presenting plays and musicals like Lenox Ave and From Here, “The Ren” also hosts immersive undertakings like Nosferatu and 54, weekly cabarets and Off the Record drag shows, and also serves as an official venue during the Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival.

Skycraft skycraftsurplus.com

Skycraft Parts & Surplus, the iconic store that long livened up Winter Park’s skyline with rockets and a flying saucer, may have moved to a newer, bigger, less quirky location on Edgewater Drive, but don’t you worry, their anarchic inventory made the move with them. You’ll find all manner of electronic parts, electrical supplies, hardware, wires and cables, and the people who love them, in the crowded aisles within.

Orlando Zine Fest facebook.com/orlandozinefest

The Orlando Zine Fest is an annual outdoors showcase of local print-tastic creativity happening in December in the Milk District, stylishly after dark. Writers, artists, photographers and compilers from around the region bring fanzines, chapbooks, art books and all manner of independent press works. Last year’s event featured nearly 40 tablers, ranging from SR50 Magazine to No, Nothing to the artist behind the Center for Post-Capitalist History. It’s a great destination for last-minute, local-centric holiday shopping. Print lives in Orlando!

Timucua Arts Foundation

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House venues, as a rule, generally don’t last that long. The ecstatic creative highs often end up outweighed by the organizational, logistical and financial lows. But the Timucua Arts Foundation isn’t just any house, not by a long shot. Timucua, headquartered since 2007 in a custom-built residence-cum-grassroots performance space nestled among suburban homes on a quiet SoDo street, presents adventurous music across genre, spoken word, theater productions and everything in between. What other room could hold Lydia Lunch, a night celebrating queer Latine music and an immersive A Streetcar Named Desire with equal aplomb?

Harry P. Leu Gardens leugardens.org

Three miles of paved paths wind through gorgeous botanical displays, including the largest formal rose garden in Florida, a bamboo forest and a butterfly garden. You can also visit the historic on-site house museum. Recently Leu Gardens has also become the staging ground for Creative City Project’s extravagantly staged holiday walk-through experiences, including the Christmas-adjacent Dazzling Nights and the new Halloween-themed Haunting Nights.

WORDS OF THE CITY

Read like a local! Our editors recommend books by and about Orlando writers and locales

Mostly Dead Things

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Kristin Arnett

Orlando author Kristen Arnett’s 2019 debut novel exploded onto the scene, finding its way onto “best books” lists from the New Yorker to Entertainment Weekly Mostly Dead Things tackles a story of growing up gay and closeted in Central Florida, pairing ruminations on grief, friendship and family with lush descriptions of our hot and humid environs.

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10 annual events that you can’t miss

As you’re surely figuring out, there’s plenty to do in Orlando all year ’round, and these have nothing to do with the theme parks. There are arts, sports, cultural festivals, conventions, food and drink events, LGBTQ+ gatherings and sundry other diversions to fit all tastes and fancies. Here’s a rundown of annual events that need to be on your calendar.

Come Out With Pride

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We know, most of the world does Pride in June. But our favorite downtown parade and party celebrates Orlando’s LGBTQ community in October, a month when it’s not too blazingly hot to be outside. The party keeps going for a long weekend with a huge slate of in-person events, observances, celebrations, a big shindig in Lake Eola, brunches, pre- and after-parties and — yes — the blockbuster parade through downtown Orlando, complete with celebrity grand marshals.

Electric Daisy Carnival

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The premier EDM festival makes a stop at historic Tinker Field every fall to showcase the best in contemporary dance music, otherworldly scenery and psychedelic lightshows. Few festivals around these parts are as immersive as EDC, which boasts multiple themed stages and environments. At this three-day weekender, the eclectic and fantastically attired attendees often overshadow the performers, so if you’re planning to attend you’d better be fabulous.

Florida Film Festival

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Whether you’re a fan of dramas, comedies, documentaries or shorts, the Florida Film Festival has it all. For over 30 years, this fest has celebrated adventurous cinematic fare from around the world. Headquartered at the Enzian Theater, the fest also takes over nearby screens in a Winter Park multiplex for nearly two weeks of films on all subjects,

special guests, premieres, panel discussions and glitzy parties. And don’t miss the shorts — Florida Film Festival is one of just a few Oscar-accredited festivals in the U.S. for animated short films, live-action short films and documentary shorts.

Grandma Party Bazaar instagram.com/grandma_party

Handmade crafts from local artisans and live music from local bands make this our favorite quirky stop for last-minute holiday shopping every December. Here you’ll see the work of many of our best artists and artisans, along with bands and DJs, all fortified by Stardust’s food and drinks. Witches, drunks, kids and dogs are all welcome.

Halloween Horror Nights halloweenhorrornights.com

The big daddy fright fest of them all, courtesy of Universal Studios. No matter what they’re cooking up, it will scare the crap out of you. The annual late-night spooktacular — now over 30 years in — offers attendees multiple haunted houses themed on hot scary-movie properties, scare zones and live variety shows.

MegaCon fanexpohq.com/megaconorlando

Central Florida’s largest comic and media convention brings in big names from the worlds of television, film, comics, anime, cosplay and more for a gigantic and colorful celebration of pop culture. Taking over an appreciable chunk of the Convention Center and cramming it full of celebrities, merchandise, cosplay warriors, signings and panel discussions, this is event offers a little something for every fannish taste.

Orlando Beer Festival

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Orlando’s only large-scale legitimate craft beer festival attracts brewers and guests from all over Florida. Boasting more than 200 different beverages

for tasting, from refreshingly hazy IPAs to malty lagers and crisp craft pilsners, this fest brings both quality and quantity. The fest also features plenty of local eats, live local music and a Game Zone with — what else? — beer pong.

Orlando Fringe

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Thespians from all over the world descend on the theater complex at Loch Haven for two weeks of performances featuring more than 100 shows and hundreds of local, North American and international performers coming together in Central Florida’s biggest annual cultural convergence. Fringe takes over stages at the Lowndes Shakespeare Center, the Orlando Museum of Art and the Orlando Family Stage (plus a few farther-flung locales), hosts an outdoor stage with a busy nightly schedule of local musicians, comedians, dancers and more, and runs a mingle-friendly lawn full of food and drink vendors.

Sanford Porchfest sanfordporchfest.org

A free music festival that takes place on the fourth Saturday of February every year, taking over various residential porches in the downtown area. Rather than stages and festival grounds, this family-friendly daytime extravaganza books over 70 acts and sets them on 17 porches in a walkable grid of Sanford’s idyllic historic residential district.

Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival wpsaf.org

Browse through booths from tons of artists and vendors at one of the country’s oldest, largest and most prestigious juried art festivals. Going strong for over 60 years, this fest is three full days packed with over 200 artists, plenty of works from local students (awww) and hundreds of thousands of art fanatics taking it all in — sprawled all over the bucolic environs of Winter Park along Morse Boulevard.

SOUNDS OF THE CITY

Listen like a local! Our music writers recommend new sounds from Orlando’s rich music scene

Jazzy Soto — “Take Control”

The Young Grand Collab-affiliated singer released this standout track as part of her 21 EP, and it’s an undeniable hybrid of R&B and rap with Soto’s voice a bright, sultry and confident force.

FO’I MELEAH ON THE OUTDOOR STAGE AT ORLANDO FRINGE, 2022 |

PHOTO BY GONTRAN DUROCHER/ORLANDO FRINGE

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The best & worst decisions you can make in Orlando’s theme parks

Orlando (and the rest of the world) is full of opinions about its theme parks and attractions. Between Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, Epcot, SeaWorld and all the rest, it’s not hard to fall victim to the classic tourist mistakes — we’ve all made ’em once or twice. If you’re new here, you’ll definitely need some tips; and if you’re a local, you might learn something new. Here are the best — and worst — decisions you can make when visiting Orlando’s theme parks:

BEST: Planning your visits during off-peak times of the year

Don’t crowd in with all the tourists; you deserve better than that! Crowds can be crazy during July, spring break and Christmas, but late August and September are ideal for enjoying the theme parks with more elbow room.

WORST: Buying your tickets at the gate Disney still demands advance purchase of date-specific passes, and all parks offer web-only discounts. Get your admission online beforehand to save yourself time, money and mental exhaustion.

BEST: Arriving before rope drop

Theme park queues build quickly, and you can often accomplish more in the first operating hour than in the next three. Take advantage of early entry (if you’re eligible) and be at the gates at least 30 minutes before they open, so you can be first in line for your favorite attraction.

WORST: Arriving at the park not yet caffeinated

All the major parks have on-site Starbucks locations, but you’ll be stuck standing in a long line waiting for coffee, just when you should be standing in line for a coaster.

BEST: Asking for a special occasion button Anniversary, birthday, first time at the park? There’s a free button for that! Ask for one at guest services or big gift shops in Disney and the other resorts, and you’ll receive anything from warm wishes to complimentary treats.

WORST: Obstructing other guests to get the perfect photo

Snap a pic and get on with your day. Your Instagram followers have most definitely seen Cinderella’s Castle before.

BEST: Staying hydrated

Somehow, theme parks are impenetrable by cool breezes. Don’t let the heat get the best of you; make sure you’re drinking water, which is available free at any theme park restaurant. Ask about Universal’s refillable cups for bottomless flavored water or sports drinks.

WORST: Drinking around the Worlds

Whether you’re sampling the Wizarding World’s exclusive beers while wearing Hogwarts robes, or taking advantage of SeaWorld’s summer free beer offer, exercise caution while imbibing in the parks. And at EPCOT, always start easy in Canada and end in Mexico.

BEST: Taking advantage of single-rider lines everywhere

Leave your group behind and get to the rides faster. You’re not going to talk much while you’re riding, anyway!

WORST: Trying to Ride Tron Lightcycle/Run or Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind without a Virtual Boarding Group or Lightning Lane

Disney’s two newest roller coasters don’t offer traditional standby queues, so start tapping — and be persistent — on Disney World’s app at 7 a.m. for a required reservation if you want to ride these attractions.

BEST: Leaving the park midday for a nap

If you arrived for park opening, you’ll need to conserve some energy to make it to the closing fireworks show. If you live near the park, or are staycationing at an on-site hotel, head back to bed for some shuteye and hydration during the hottest part of the afternoon.

WORST: Forgetting to take a photo of your parking spot

Looking for your lost car in a lot the size of Delaware is not the way you want to come back to reality after a day of magic.

TASTES OF THE CITY

Eat like a local! Our dining editors recommend classic flavors from Orlando’s rich food scene

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Turtle cookie, Gideon’s Bakehouse

Even if you’re spending the day at Disney, you can still support local. Founder Steve Lewis has been a creative force in Orlando for many years, and Gideon’s has fans around the country (deservedly so). This half-pound cluster cookie pays tribute both to the nostalgic turtle candy and Florida’s endangered sea turtle population.

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THE CITY ROMANTIC

Do date night right in Orlando, whoever you are. If you’re new to town, it’s hard to know how to plan out the ideal agenda for maximum (or minimum?) hookup potential. Our editors put together three very different dates, for three very different (hypothetical) couples.

Date No. 1: Caffeinate … somewhere

We love a daytime date, but if you’re in it for a long haul, you’ll need to stay peppy. Orlando absolutely abounds in excellent coffee houses — Deeply and Craft & Common downtown; Lineage in Mills 50 and Audubon Park; New General and Kos in Winter Park; Easy Luck in the Milk District — so your choice may depend on what’s the most convenient to your respective starting points. For the purposes of this guide let’s pick Framework Craft Coffee House for its proximity to our next stop. Framework (1201 N. Mills Ave.) offers creative coffee drinks like smoked Thai tea, macadamia matcha latte and the “baklavatte,” a latte with honey and a toothpicked baklava garnish.

Look at cool stuff at Orlando Museum of Art

Orlando’s flagship art museum is the Orlando Museum of Art (2416 N. Mills Ave.), and if it’s summer, then OMA’s Florida Prize in Contemporary Art exhibition is up. This annual show brings together the best and brightest of Florida artists working today, and takes over the museum’s galleries with a trove of exciting and challenging work. If this is a first (or early-on) date, reactions to/comments on art are always a great way to learn about someone new.

Eat something at the Strand

Now it’s time to have a bite to eat, a glass of wine, and a deeper dissection of what you just saw. Or go for it and grab the third rail: Bring up the nitty-gritty stuff like politics, religion, and dairy versus oat milk. Staying in the Mills 50 corridor, the Strand (807 N. Mills Ave.) is the most romantic choice

you can make for a dinner à deux, with flattering lighting and a small, seasonal menu. The chocolate olive-oil cake is a perennial favorite, and perfect for splitting.

Quick nightcap, or keep it going?

Now you have a decision on your hands. The predictable choice would be to grab a cocktail at one of the several nearby bars — Wally’s, Zymarium, Guesthouse etc. — and you wouldn’t go wrong imbibing at any of those establishments. But if you feel a spark and don’t want the day to end, a trip to the Enzian Theater (1300 Orlando Ave., Maitland), our only arthouse cinema, makes for a magical capper to a magical day. The building surrounded by oaks dripping Spanish moss is charming, and the cuddle-friendly seating indoors has led to many, many relationships launched on these quaint Maitland grounds.

Date No. 2:

Start the evening at Light on the Sugar Bakery

Take a break from Starbucks at this French/ Asian fusion bakery and café. There are two locations, and the Winter Park one (4270 Aloma Ave.) is open until 8 p.m. It’ll be a delightful dilemma to choose just one among the exquisite selection of treats: Will it be the fluffy matcha croissant, the velvety ube macaron, or perhaps the rich and nutty black sesame éclair? You and your partner can opt to enjoy your treats in the cozy ambience of the bakery or take them to go, as our next location welcomes drinks and snacks.

Get creative at All Fired Up

Ignite your creativity and spark a romance at

this cute, funky pottery painting spot. With over 200 clay pieces to choose from, you and your partner can channel your inner artist. Whether you opt for solo masterpieces or combine your artistic forces, it’s a fun chance to create something unique together and test out your teamwork skills.

Fuel up at the Park Avenue Tavern

If you’re hungry from all your creative work, grab a bite to eat at the newly opened Park Avenue Tavern (558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park). The NYC-influenced decor brings a more serious vibe to the table, allowing the perfect space to get into those necessary deep conversations. Clubby though it is, the restaurant retains a lighthearted feel that doesn’t fully weigh down the mood with its comfortable booth seating, natural lighting, and live music.

End the night at the Axe Trap

If things are going well and you don’t want the night to end just yet, roll on over to the Axe Trap (2600 Lee Road). At Winter Park’s first-ever axe-throwing venue, enjoy signature cocktails, a bite to eat or a well-brewed coffee in a circa-1920s industrial warehouse. It’s the perfect blend of caffeine and adrenaline, ensuring a date that’s sharp, stimulating and hits the bull’s-eye.

Date No. 3:

Meet at Stardust Video & Coffee

Rendezvous at this Audubon Park staple (1842 E. Winter Park Road) to grab a drink and work through all the getting-to-know-you chitchat jitters. The bartenders serve up all the spirited staples, and most nights you’ll also find a menu of specialty cocktails. There’s a lot of disaffected cool

in the air here, but what do you want, the robotic politeness of Chick-Fil-A? (Watch your date react!)

Grab a bite at Bikkuri

Yes, there’s Tori Tori right down the road, but this second-floor sushi destination (1919 E. Colonial Drive, upstairs) is great for the dating dynamic. Slide into a booth and order some rolls or sashimi to split — or a boat if you’re trying to really razzle-dazzle — and sip some tea, Kirin or a cocktail while negotiating the next stop at …

Catch a gig

By this point you’re both weary of small talk but would rather die than talk about politics/religion, so why not go catch some live music? Do you go to Uncle Lou’s? Will’s Pub? Timucua? Conduit? The Abbey? Do you stick to local bands or catch a touring act? Do you head for the front and park yourself in front of the stage or linger in the back? It’s a cornucopia of Rorschach tests! Inspired by some audio artistry or ready to roast the no-hopers you just witnessed, keep this party rolling …

End the night with a drink — but where?

You’re now caught in the date-night version of Robert Frost’s “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening.” You could pop into Lil Indie’s or Sunroom and grab a very specialty beverage to sip with your companion while people-watching, or you could storm into Whiskey Lou’s or St. Matthew’s or Caboose. Do you still tolerate each other? Are you attempting to prolong the evening, or ditch this loser? These are decisions that you must make soon, as last call approacheth. Choose wisely. We’ve got faith in you, tiger.

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Moving in

We won’t lie; finding housing in Orlando is a challenge. If you’re hoping to buy, here’s what you need to know now about the real estate market.

Home sales in the Orlando area continue to climb, with 3,150 houses sold in May 2023, up from 2,766 the previous month.

Costs are also up — median home prices have increased every month this year, and the interest rate is 25.4% higher than it was in May 2022 — and houses fly off the shelf, so to speak, averaging less than a month on the market in some areas.

Here’s a partial snapshot of the current market from ORRA, the Orlando Regional Realtor Association (orlandorealtors.org).

Top ZIP Codes, May 2023

Orange County home sales:

34787, Winter Garden

Median price: $575,000

Homes sold in May: 115

Average days on market: 46

34786, Windermere

Median price: $782,500

Homes sold in May: 72

Average days on market: 48

32822, southeast Orlando

Median price: $236,000

Homes sold in May: 70

Average days on market: 37

32835, west Orlando (Metrowest)

Median price: $247,500

Homes sold in May: 68

Average days on market: 47

32712,Apopka

Median price: $422,500

Homes sold in May: 60

Average days on market: 59

32789, Winter Park

Median price: $742,000

Homes sold in May: 52

Average days on market: 22

32825, east Orlando (Alafaya/Waterford Lakes)

Median price: $395,000

Homes sold in May: 51

Average days on market: 35

32819, southwest Orlando (Dr. Phillips)

Median price: $469,361

Homes sold in May: 50

Average days on market: 49

32828, east Orlando (Alafaya/Avalon Park)

Median price: $460,000

Homes sold in May: 46

Average days on market: 39

32812, Orlando (Belle Isle)

Median price: $376,500

Homes sold in May: 46

Average days on market: 35

32757, Mount Dora

Median price: $344,500

Homes sold in May: 46

Average days on market: 50

32808, northwest Orlando (Rosemont/Princeton/Silver Star)

Median price: $267,750

Homes sold in May: 46

Average days on market: 40

Seminole County home sales:

32746, Lake Mary

Median price: $487,500

Homes sold in May: 65

Average days on market: 31

32771, Sanford

Median price: $356,000

Homes sold in May: 63

Average days on market: 41

32765, Oviedo

Median price: $450,000

Homes sold in May: 61

Average days on market: 24

32792, Winter Park

Median price: $406,000

Homes sold in May: 59

Average days on market: 23

32708, Winter Springs

Median price: $409,825

Homes sold in May: 56

Average days on market: 28

SAY IT LIKE A NATIVE

Moving to a new place is equal parts exciting and unsettling — and one of the most nerve-wracking parts can be the first time you try to say a weird place name out loud in front of other people. Here’s a cheat sheet to some of the local streets, cities, parks and springs that might give you pause.

Altamonte Springs: Newcomers often pronounce the first part with four syllables and a long E at the end, but it’s just “ALL-tuh-mont.”

Apalachicola: A quaint little Gulf Coast getaway known for its oysters, though harvests are paused right now. “APP-uh-LATCH-i-cola.”

DeSantis: Our beloved governor. Is it “Dee-Santis” or “Duh-Santis”? Neither! It’s pronounced “ASS-hole.”

Hiawassee: One of those big roads whose name you’ll hear often in traffic reports, and if the reporter is new to town, they’re bound to stumble on it. It’s “HIGH-uh-WAH-see.”

Kissimmee: Just a short jaunt down I-4, this city went from cow town to theme park central when Disney hit the scene. That tourist significance and the presence of “kiss” in the spelling makes it the most-often mispronounced in the area, but sorry, there’s no kissing in Kissimmee. Say “Kih-SIM-ee” and you’ve got it.

Micanopy: A leafy, sleepy hamlet with plenty of antique shops outside Gainesville, also

home to the Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings historic homestead. Don’t get confused by the “canopy” in there; it’s “MIK-uh-NOPE-ee.”

Narcoossee: Unincorporated community in east Osceola County and another road whose name you’ll hear mispronounced often in traffic reports: “Nar-KOO-see.”

Osceola: The county next door to Orange contains Kissimmee and many touristy diversions. No long O, no hard C — it’s “Ah-see-OH-lah.”

Oviedo: A nearby city just east of Orlando. Unlike the city in Spain, it’s got three syllables, not four, and no long A sound: “Oh-VEE-doh” (as in Homer Simpson).

Semoran: A major north-south thoroughfare, part of State Road 436, pronounced “SEH-more-on.” Unlike most of the names on this list, not a Native American name but rather a portmanteau: It goes through both SEMinole and ORANge counties.

Wekiwa: You’ll see this spelled both Wekiva and Wekiwa in the names of cities, parks, and springs. The reason for that has to do with the maps being made around the time the white man was stealing the land from the Native Americans, but we’re not here to get bogged down in history. Research suggests it’s properly said with the W, but very few of them are around to correct the 99 percent of locals who pronounce it with a V sound: “Weh-KY-vuh.”

Bonus points: Although the middle word in New Smyrna Beach is properly pronounced “SMIR-nuh,” locals persist in Southernizing it to “Suh-MIR-nuh.” Adopt this mispronunciation and no one will know you haven’t been partying at NSB for years.

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BEACHES S 20 23

SURFIN’ SAFARI

One thing you’ll notice in your travels around the City Beautiful is that Orlando sadly has no beaches. With the summer heat well and truly here, if you want to soak in the salty surf you’re going to have to brave some traffic first. Here’s a list of nearby beaches, and the time it will take you to get there.

PRETTY CLOSE:

Cocoa Beach

1 hour away

Cocoa Beach is home to four parks which all have a beach access point. The parks have plenty of picnic tables, plus showers to help wash off the sand.

Daytona Beach

1 hour away

With 23 miles of white beaches to relax on, there’s plenty of space to take a break from reality.

Flagler Beach

1 hour, 10 minutes away

Take a walk on the Flagler Beach Municipal Pier. It’s the perfect spot for fishing, eating, or just taking in the ocean breeze.

New Smyrna Beach

1 hour away

New Smyrna is known for its surfing and 17-mile white beaches, but if you happen to bring along any four-legged friends, there’s a dog beach not too far.

Ormond Beach

1 hour, 10 minutes away

Ormond Beach’s compact white sand is perfect for walking on. After a stroll on the beach, check out their guided manatee kayaking tours.

Ponce Inlet

1 hour, 10 minutes away

Pay a visit to Florida’s tallest lighthouse, the Ponce de Leon Inlet Lighthouse. Visitors are just 203 steps away from a perfect ocean view.

Satellite Beach

1 hour, 10 minutes away

Enjoy a beach day in Florida’s safest city. Kayaks are available for rent, but if flipping over every 10 minutes isn’t your thing, take a stroll through the Joy & Gordon Patterson Botanical Garden.

LI’L FARTHER:

Anastasia State Park

1 hour, 40 minutes away

Home to more than 1,600 acres of beaches, marshes, maritime hammocks and sand dunes, this state park has something for everybody.

Avalon State Park

1 hour, 50 minutes away

Endangered sea turtles call this beach their home, but snorkelers and kayakers can appreciate them from a comfortable distance.

Canaveral National Seashore

1 hour, 30 minutes away

This undeveloped shoreline is home to thousands of plants and animals. Keep in mind there’s a $20 vehicle entrance fee.

Indialantic Beach

1 hour, 30 minutes away

Enjoy a spacious white-sand seashore during the day, and at night, check out Indialantic’s guided bioluminescence nature tour.

Melbourne Beach

1 hour, 20 minutes away

Take a trip to Brevard County’s oldest beach community. Although it’s known for its great fishing, Melbourne Beach is also home to the second-largest colony of sea turtle nesting areas in the Northern hemisphere.

Sebastian Inlet State Park

1 hour, 45 minutes away

Surfers worldwide know Sebastian Inlet for its “First Peak” and “Monster Hole,” but the inlet’s calmer waters are perfect for watching sea turtle nests or collecting seashells.

Vero Beach

1 hour, 40 minutes away

Vero Beach is known for its nature walks and water sports. Kayak rentals, fishing charters and airboat adventures are just a walk away.

OK, OK,

BUT IT’S WORTH

THE DRIVE: Clearwater Beach

2 hours away

This small, classic beach town is known for its pristine white-sand beaches and delicious restaurants.

Pass-a-Grille Beach

2 hours away

There’s plenty to do at this historic beach, whether it be watching dolphins, snorkeling or shelling. Make sure to stick around for the nightly sunset bell ringing.

St. Pete Beach

2 hours away

With an average of 361 days of sunshine per year, this laid-back beach town is guaranteed to be the perfect spot for a beach vacation.

Treasure Island Beach

2 hours away

It’s a barrier island that sure is a treasure — badum-tss. Enjoy Treasure Island’s white beaches and clear waters.

SOUNDS OF THE CITY

Listen like a local! Our music writers recommend new sounds from Orlando’s rich music scene

0 Miles Per Hour — “0214”

This young band specialize in a buoyant blend of pop-punk and garage fuzz. Like Surfer Blood gone punk, the infectious jam rolls out big, bouncy hooks on a tall wave of effervescence.

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HURRICANES S 20 23

STORMY WEATHER

So, you’ve just moved to Orlando and found out that hurricane season lasts an appreciable portion of the year: June 1-Nov. 30. You’ve probably noticed already that there are thunderstorms almost daily, and June was just the beginning.

Warmer waters fuel more energetic storms, so the super-hot Florida summer is prime time for big tropical storms. From mid-August through late October, there is a higher chance of a hurricane actually making landfall in Florida (the official peak of the season is Sept. 10).

Last year Florida saw two major hurricanes, Hurricane Ian and Hurricane Nicole. In late September, Ian made landfall as a Category 4 hurricane. Ian was responsible for at least $50 billion in damage and over 150 recorded deaths. Just a month later, Hurricane Nicole made landfall, and became the latest mainland U.S. hurricane to do so since 1985. Thankfully, Nicole was much weaker than Ian, but still caused $1 billion in damage and five direct fatalities.

NOAA has forecast that 2023’s six-month hurricane season will have 12 to 17 named storms, with winds of 39 mph or higher. That total is forecast to include five to nine storms topping 74 mph, designated as hurricanes. One to four of the hurricanes are predicted to be Category 3 or higher, with sustained winds of at least 111 mph.

If you’re new to town, storm-related terminology can be confusing (“cone of uncertainty,” whaaa?). The disconnect between the hysteria on TV news meteorologist reports and the casual way your neighbors, landlord, and other locals seem to take it can be just as confusing. Here are the phrases you need to know and the basic steps you need to take.

Let’s go over a few:

· ACE is an acronym for Accumulated Cyclone Energy. This measures the combined duration and strength of tropical cyclones.

· The “cone of uncertainty,” or the error cone, is a cone-shaped graphical representation of the possible track of the tropical storm. The wider the cone, the more uncertain the track of the storm.

· “Spaghetti models” show where a tropical system may go. If the lines are clustered together, the higher the chance of an accurate forecast. When the lines spread apart, this indicates uncertainty in the forecast.

· A tropical depression is a cyclone with maximum winds of less than 39 mph.

· A tropical storm is a storm with maximum wind speeds of 39-73 mph.

· Hurricane warning means that hurricane conditions are expected withing 36 hours; a hurricane watch means those conditions may possibly form. (A warning is more serious.)

· Hurricanes come in five categories: Category 1 is dangerous, with wind speeds at 74-95 mph; Category 2 is extremely dangerous and can cause extensive damage with wind speeds at 96-110 mph; Category 3 can cause devastating damage with 111-129 mph wind speed; Category 4 can very well be catastrophic in damage with the wind at 130-156 mph; and Category 5 is horrific with 157 and higher wind speeds.

· The eye is the center of the storm, the relatively calm air in the center. Don’t be fooled into thinking the storm is over.

· Feeder bands are the lines of the thunderstorm and often appear to spiral into the center. In a hurricane, you’ll experience alternating heavier and lighter rain and wind as the bands pass over.

· A storm surge is when the sea level rises because of the hurricane. A majority of injuries and deaths are associated with this factor.

It’s important to be prepared for storms. Pay attention to the news to monitor the track of the storm and if evacuation is needed. Develop a plan to know where to go and how to get there. In Orange County, there are two general population shelters: South Econ Community Park and West Orange Recreation Center. Both places are pet-friendly.

Start to stock up on disaster supplies at the beginning of each summer. Grab enough nonperishable food, water and medicine to last for a minimum of three days. Be prepared for an even longer period of time, as electricity and water could be out for weeks. Have cash on hand, as well as batteries and flashlights, candles and matches. The possibility of being injured in a hurricane is always there, so having a first-aid kit on hand is a must.

Keep copies of important documents in plastic to prevent water damage. Sandbags are often free from local government entities, and will prevent water from leaking under doors.

Don’t be caught off-guard — any category of hurricane should be taken seriously, and anything can happen, particularly as climate change upends longstanding weather expectations. Stay safe!

TASTES OF THE CITY

Eat like a local! Our dining editors recommend classic flavors from Orlando’s rich food scene

Phò

Orlando’s long-established Vietnamese community contributes one of the most iconic dishes of the City Beautiful, phò. Pronounced “fuh” (not “foe”), this aromatic, soothing, brothy bowl is an essential local flavor. And contemplating the tangle of slippery rice noodles is all the more apropos when anticipating the year’s summer storms and spaghetti models.

HURRICANE IAN IN 2022 TURNED LAKE DAVIS PARK INTO A LAKE, PERIOD. | PHOTO BY MATT KELLER LEHMAN

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ROAD TRIPS S 20 23

DRIVE-IN HISTORY: Cassadaga road trip

Cassadaga — the oldest and most active community of psychics and spirit mediums in the United States — was founded in 1875 by George Colby, himself a medium, and has endured and thrived in the years since. Dubbed the “Psychic Capital of the World,” Cassadaga these days is still a can’t-miss destination for the psychically sensitive or curious traveler who wants to see a very different side of Central Florida’s living history. Cassadaga is not a tourist destination, per se. The community is quiet and compact — lightyears away from the sprawl of, say, International Drive — and the residents, though eager to ply their psychic trades, do not make spectacles of themselves. But there’s no shortage of interesting shopping, scenic walks or opportunities for varying types of readings and predictions — including tarot and oracle card readings, aura readings, astrological readings and psychic healers.

Start your journey into the unknown at the Cassadaga Camp Bookstore (1112 Stevens St.), a one-stop shop for crystals, candles, new age music, esoteric tomes, jewelry and, crucially, a good amount of self-published pamphlets, tracts and books that go into the history and philosophies that underlie this town. You can also pick up a house phone in the building and reserve appointments with nearby psychics, and check out bulletin-board postings from local mediums. Aside from the bookstore, another recommended shopping spot is the Cassadaga Psychic Shop (460 Cassadaga Road), which, in addition to a large selection of crystals, herbs, smudges and charms, also offers in-house psychic readings and aura photography.

Grab a free map in one of the shops and go for a wander; it’s going to yield unexpected delights, like the Fairy Garden, a fascinating mix of folk-art assemblages and sincere tokens to sprites all orbiting around the Fairy Throne, a charming and very oversized chair. Other local landmarks include the Eloise Page Meditation Garden, Harmony Hall and the Colby Memorial

Temple. Your trip’s not complete until you perch in the Devil’s Chair, so take a leisurely stroll over to the Lake Helen Cemetery — also the final resting place of many of the original residents — and sit a spell in the frankly sinister stone throne.

For something a little more bucolic, ColbyAlderman Park (1099 Massachusetts St.) offers meditative natural quiet. Note that guided historical walking tours — or “Spirit Encounter Night Tours,” if you’re made of braver stuff — also happen daily for those interested in more context and colorful yarns. Since most mediums and psychics in the area operate out of their homes, the lawn decor and paint jobs of many of the buildings are pretty quirky and amazing. So there’s really no such thing as a wrong turn.

If, at the end of a long day of discovering

SOUNDS OF THE CITY

truths about your inner essence and receiving messages from deceased loved ones, you’re hungry (or you decide that one day in Cassadaga just isn’t enough), hie thee to the Cassadaga Hotel (355 Cassadaga Road). A beautiful old lodgestyle building that merges Twin Peaks with the old South, the building is notable for its elegant decor, and it’s the only restaurant — also a piano bar! — in the area: Sinatra’s. (It’s apparently haunted … of course.) Somewhat at odds with the usually ethereal thematics of Cassadaga, the restaurant has a certain hearty charm augmented by a full bar and a surprisingly large menu. As you either head back home or press on to DeLand in search of further amusement, it doesn’t take a psychic to see that this won’t be your last trip to Cassadaga.

Listen like a local! Our music writers recommend new sounds from Orlando’s rich music scene

Zoya Zafar — “Wordz”

“Wordz” radiates a beguiling bedroom aura of warm sonics that make it feel like Zafar is singing from only a pillow away. This is her most intimate and crystalline work of dreampop in ages.

COUCHSURFING

BY STEVE SCHNEIDER

(NOTE: All premiere dates remain subject to change as the writers’ strike continues. Remember when all we had to worry about was George R.R. Martin being a drag-ass?)

Premieres Wednesday:

Back to 15 — In Season 2, Anita returns to her correct place in time as a 30-year-old, only to discover that her trip into the past has messed up her future catastrophically. Come on, like she couldn’t have learned that was a bad idea just by talking to Ezra Miller. Or better yet, Ezra Miller’s agent. (Netflix)

CMA Fest: 50 Years of Fan Fair — Interviews with the likes of Dolly Parton, Vince Gill and Trisha Yearwood trace the history of the humble gathering that became country music’s biggest statement of collective purpose. Well, except for that one year they lost a lot of business to Dave Chappelle’s block party. (Hulu)

Kizazi Moto: Generation Fire — Science fiction, fantasy and technology are the focus of 10 animated shorts by up-and-coming

directors from across the African continent. Disney honchos are saying the project was spurred by the Afrofuturism aesthetic they believe was popularized by their own Black Panther. Then again, they also think “George Clinton” was the handyman on Living Single. (Disney+)

Shadow Detective — In Season 2, we’ll learn if embattled Detective Taek-rok is able to save the life of the young colleague who was blackmailing him, and also who might be taking over that campaign of harassment from now on. I dunno, man: When you’ve had two mortal enemies in as many seasons, I’m starting to think it might be a you problem. (Hulu)

Wham! — Scrapbooks kept by Andrew Ridgeley’s mother are the framing device of a documentary that chronicles his and George Michael’s four-year career as a hit-making team. Funny to think that they only lasted as long as the Confederacy. I expect the memes to be savage, if not quite philosophically coherent. (Netflix)

Premieres Thursday:

Gold Brick — The French show us their idea of sticking it to le homme with a heist comedy about a factory worker who tries to get ahead by stealing high-end perfumes on the job. Hey, if I remember right, that’s how Pepé Le Pew almost beat a molestation rap. (Netflix)

Heart to Heart Season 3 and Kevin Hart: Reality Check — To mark his 44th birthday, Hart drops the new season of his talk show (with guests including Will Ferrell, Dwayne Johnson and Will Smith) and a stand-up special recorded in Vegas, in which he tackles subjects like his feelings about Black Twitter. If he really wants us to sit up and take notice, he could tell us his feelings about black metal, but I guess he has to save something for his 45th. (Peacock)

The Lincoln Lawyer — In the first five episodes of Season 2, attorney Mickey Haller is enjoying the spoils of his newfound success in the legal profession, including having his pick of the very best clients. But pitfalls await. For example, for every great client you land, there’s some deadbeat who wants you to defend him on an espionage rap. (Netflix)

Shaun White: The Last Run — A four-episode docuseries recounts the achievements of the Olympic great in the fields of snowboarding and skateboarding. The narrative isn’t purely linear, bouncing back and forth between the present and key junctures in White’s life and career. Either that, or Warner Bros. Discovery has decided it’s gonna make you watch Tenet one way or another. (Max)

Premieres Friday:

Fatal Seduction — The Mexican telenovela Dark Desires was the template for this South African series that chronicles the fallout of a married professor’s indiscretions. Over 100 years later, we have finally achieved Woodrow Wilson’s goal of every nation having its own equivalent of a Cinemax movie from 1986. (Netflix)

Hack My Home — Three expert renovators show space-challenged homeowners how to make the most of their limited living area. Suggestions range from wild ideas like a bed that descends from the ceiling to simpler solutions, like eliminating one family member per year in a Shirley Jackson–inspired stoning. (Netflix)

The Horror of Dolores Roach — Blumhouse adapts the podcast of the same name into an eight-episode series, keeping the conceit of a Washington Heights masseuse and ex-con who takes drastic steps to remain solvent. It’s a story of cannibalism, empanadas and weed, yet unlike everything else that fits that description, it isn’t available on DoorDash. (Prime Video)

Los Iniciados — Prime Video has clarified that this thriller flick set in a water-deprived future is based on characters and concepts created by Colombian mystery writer Mario Mendoza, but not his actual writings per se. That seems like the kind of disclaimer that would have spared Alan Moore a lot of heartache. (OK, you’re right, probably not.) (Prime Video)

The Out-Laws — Adam Devine plays a bank manager who starts to suspect that his future in-laws (Ellen Barkin and Pierce Brosnan) are the crooks who just knocked over his bank. If I were him, I’d be upgrading my registry from Walmart to the Super Walmart. (Netflix)

Premieres Saturday:

Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War Part 2 — New episodes present fresh developments in the last stand of anime hero Ichigo Kurosaki, who goes by the title of Substitute Soul Reaper. It’s a tough job, sure, but the good thing about being a substitute is they only ask for a GED before they let you reap. (Hulu)

Premieres Sunday:

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead — This anime comedy shows a corporate drone going on a journey of emancipation when a zombie apocalypse inspires him to quit his job and check off every item on his bucket list. Item No. 1: Do a lot of stuff that entails staying out of shopping malls. (Hulu)

Premieres Monday:

Storybots: Answer Time — The cartoon bots are back to answer any question your kids might have in Season 2. Bet you feel silly for having explained gender identity to your 5-year-old, when there was a talking trashcan that was perfectly willing to do it. (Netflix)

Unknown: Killer Robots — Episode 2 of the science-minded docuseries asks if artificial intelligence will be a boon to the military, or if it will lead to catastrophic, unforced errors. Oh, hooray: We can apparently still get worked up about widespread loss of life if it’s unintentional. (Netflix)

Premieres Tuesday:

The Ashley Madison Project — Fun fact: I used to date somebody who had once found a married boyfriend on AshleyMadison.com and made a tidy sum by blackmailing him. I doubt anything in this documentary will be that scandalous; it’ll probably just be the standard litany of lives ruined via boring, ordinary data breaches. As soon as the writers’ strike is over, the streaming services need to come to me for better material. (I’ve dated a lot, fellas!) (Hulu)

Myth of the Zodiac Killer — A two-episode documentary seeks to prove that the so-called Zodiac Killer didn’t really exist. So technically, it doesn’t count as a “true crime” show, does it? Huh? HUH? (Peacock)

Pod to screen: The Horror of Dolores Roach | photo courtesy Prime Video

Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss this week.

Beanies

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Befitting both their scene backgrounds, the debut of Soy Is Real and Knaladeus as Beanies & Snapbacks is a stylish study in hip-hop tradition. Across 11 tracks, their brand-new self-titled album is stroked in classic true-school hues. The seasoned production of Soy Is Real renders the atmosphere in velvety soul vibes that pop with crisp boom-bap definition. Led by Knaladeus with occasional guest MCs (Javy XI, J. Solo, C4 Crotona, YP aka Young Paul and even Soy himself), the verses roll out in tight, locked-in rap exchanges.

Beanies & Snapbacks concludes on a bittersweet but intensely personal note with album closer “Just For You (For Chris),” a tribute to late Orlando MC Christopher “Crescendo” Mercado, a mutual friend who first connected Knaladeus and Soy Is Real in 2008.

LOCAL RELEASES

Beanies & Snapbacks may sound like a streetwear store specializing in headgear, but it’s actually a new project by Orlando hip-hop veterans Soy Is Real and Knaladeus. While both producer-rappers are individually known here in the O-Zone and are longtime friends who’ve collaborated for 15 years, only now are they emerging with this fresh joint dedicated to their creative union.

More than just the sum of two Orlando hiphop talents, Beanies & Snapbacks is an alliance that yields exponential results in a debut album that’s a work of skill, love and respect. Beanies & Snapbacks now streams everywhere.

CONCERT PICKS THIS WEEK

Inspired By: Hannah Stokes, Syoma Klochko, Patrick Moreno, Tuesday Villane: The monthly Hannah Stokes-helmed “Inspired By” series at Uncle Lou’s has been a fresh revolving affair

showcasing local talent via their influences. This edition is especially noteworthy because of both the artists and their inspirations. Jazz force Syoma Klochko will channel the almighty Sun Ra, vibraphonist Tuesday Villane will interpret Father John Misty, and host Stokes and keyboardist Patrick Moreno will revive Appalachian folk songs.

In addition to their personally curated covers, the artists will also perform their own original material. It’s a perfect opportunity to discover your new favorite local artist through the lens of your old favorite songs. (9 p.m. Thursday, July 6, Uncle Lou’s, $5)

Teen Suicide: Teen Suicide is a tough band to keep up with. First, the Baltimore-born act has changed names multiple times since their 2009 inception, subsequently going by American Pleasure Club, Julia Brown, Starry Cat and The Hot Sloppy Joe Boys, among others. Moreover, their stylistically itinerant music — which ranges wildly from plaintive indie pop to electro-noise freakouts and beyond — seems powered primarily by the unconventional whims of bandleader Sam Ray.

Well, now they’re back as Teen Suicide and are reconstituted as a proper full band, this time with notable local roots. Synth player (and Sam’s wife) Kitty Ray is from the area, but Teen Suicide’s new lineup is now Orlando strong with Beth McKee’s trusty guitarist Grant Peyton and the rhythm section of Daisy-Chain members Nathan Munizzi (drums) and Sean LaBree (bass).

When they performed here in 2018 as American Pleasure Club, they were heady and impressive. Between their mighty resurrection as Teen Suicide and their new hometown spirit, this return should be historic. (6 p.m. Friday, July 7, The Social, $20)

Bryan Raymond album release shows: Bryan Raymond’s journey from accomplished metal ensemble player to dark-folk soloist simultaneously expands and circles back to his heavy past with the fresh release of latest EP Forward. As signaled in singles “Voices” and “Laugh or Cry,” the longtime lone wolf has recently been bringing in old, credentialed friends to flesh out his soul-baring sound.

The result is that about half of the new EP features full-band arrangements, the most dramatic aspect being backup vocals by accomplished metal rager Scott Angelacos (Junior Bruce, Bloodlet, Hollow Leg).

To celebrate, Raymond is doing a full weekend of intimate performances. The first, on Friday, July 7, will be in his native DeLand at Abbey Bar with country guest Rickey Dickens. The next night, he’ll toast in Orlando with an early show at Lil Indie’s as part of the Sundown Sessions. Both shows are free. (8 p.m. Friday, July 7, Abbey Bar, no cover; 7 p.m. Saturday, July 8, Lil Indie’s, no cover)

baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

Beanies & Snapbacks |

Photo by Camila Mojica

THURSDAY, JULY 6

Brittany Metz: Apperception

Installation artist and educator Brittany Metz’s new solo exhibition, Apperception, opens at Hollerbach’s Art Haus in Sanford this Thursday night, a perfect way to wash away all the ugly-Americanisms of the last few days if there ever was one. Metz explores concepts of being present and our human perception of time’s flow through a range of media including video art, cyanotypes, altered periodicals and collage sculptures. “Our mental state is constantly in flux, oscillating between the past and future,” said Metz previously of her work. “Ultimately, holding the viewer in the present through the experiences I create, similar to meditation, is my desire.” Commissions from any sales will be donated via Hollerbach’s to Zebra Youth. Apperception will be on view at Hollerbach’s through Sept. 14. 6 p.m., Hollerbach’s Art Haus, 205 E. First St., Sanford, hollerbachsarthaus.com, free. — Matthew Moyer

Larry’s Market Run

Going to the market, y’all need anything? It’s not what you think. Rapper Larry June brings his Larry’s Market Run tour to Orlando this week, for one of a pair of Florida shows. The Bay Area MC kicked o his 47-date U.S. tour back in May in Minneapolis and has been going strong since. June is touring behind his adventurous new album — a collaboration with producer the Alchemist — The Great Escape. 7 p.m., House of Blues, Disney Springs, houseofblues.com, $39.50-$89.50. — MM

FRIDAY-SATURDAY, JULY 7-8

Roy Wood Jr.

Roy Wood Jr., the Emmy-nominated comedian known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, is coming to Orlando for some stand-up dates. With his impeccable comedic timing, thousand-yard stares and ability to tackle pressing social issues, Wood has earned his place in the spotlight and has been a refreshing voice in the oft-tired world of late-night comedy television. After years spent as a correspondent on The Daily Show,

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Wood is now a top contender for the coveted host spot on the show. Wood has established himself as a comedic force to be reckoned with, and his increasingly rare live performances are not to be missed. Various times, Improv Orlando, 9101 International Drive, theimprovorlando.com, $32-$42. — Sarah Castillo

SATURDAY-SUNDAY, JULY 8-9

Spamalot

The Orlando area may already be familiar with (UCF) Knights, but these knights (who say “Ni”) have an entirely di erent story. Prepare to find your Grail with the hilariously witty cast of Monty Python’s Spamalot at the Dr. Phillips Center as Encore Performing Arts brings the Python parody of King Arthur’s legend to life in this musical based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Spamalot has become a beloved sensation in the world of musical theater on its own merits, with the original Broadway production winning three Tony Awards, including Best Musical, Best Direction and Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Musical. A portion of the proceeds from each performance will go toward the Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida. Watch out for rabbits and flying swords, however. 8 p.m., Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave., drphillipscenter. org, $25-$85. — Gabby Macogay

SUNDAY, JULY 9

Faire of the Dog

Looking for a solid local vintage and makers market? Faire of the Dog returns for a summer installment to benefit the Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando. This event brings in over 50 local vendors and artisans throughout the Will’s Pub complex. Bring a physical or monetary donation for the furry friends at the Pet Alliance, as a donation will enter you a spot in the ra e to win bar tabs. There is something for everybody here — food, co ee, art, records, collectibles, jewelry, plants, home decor and more. Noon, Will’s Pub, 1042 Mills Ave., willspub.org, free. — Bellanee Plaza

Friday + Saturday: Roy Wood Jr. at the Orlando Improv

PHOTO BY JIM MCCAMBRIDGE

LIVE MUSIC

WEDNESDAY, JULY 5

Dverse Music Fest

9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $88.25-$122.25; 407-934-2583.

Nesto’s Jazz Trio 10 pm; Lil Indie’s, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

THURSDAY, JULY 6

Kaleigh Baker 9:30 pm; Lil Indie’s, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Larry’s Market Run 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50-$89.50; 407-934-2583.

Los Nuevos Reyes Del Reggaeton

DJ Night 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

Thursday Night Hang

8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

FRIDAY, JULY 7

152 Productions Presents: Days of Summer 5 pm; Conduit, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$30; 407-673-2712.

Alexa Lash 7 pm; Lil Indie’s, 1036 N. Mills Ave..; free.

Bit Brigade 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261.

Curtains, Caught Fire, Sick Dogs, Audible Parts 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; 407-547-9151.

Flatland Cavalry, Pony Bradshaw 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22-$60; 407-934-2583.

JK and The Contraband 8 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-664-7756.

Max Bloodwell And The Pop Rocks 8 pm; West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Rockit Fly 8 pm; Fredster’s, 1720 Fennell St., Maitland; free; 321-444-6331.

Superbitch, Eyelash, Bacon Grease, Warm Frames 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-270-9104.

Teen Suicide 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Zach Bartholomew Trio: The Music of Thelonious Monk and Bud Powell Reimagined 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25-$35; 407-636-9951.

Zoso: The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience 6 pm; Tuffy’s Music Box, 200 Myrtle Ave., Sanford; $25-$200.

SATURDAY, JULY 8

152 Productions Presents: Days

of Summer 5 pm; Conduit, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$30; 407-673-2712.

Arlin The Singer: Green Light 7:30 pm; Ritz Theater at the Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $28-$35; 407-321-8111.

Sundown Sessions: Bryan Raymond 7 pm; Lil Indie’s, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

EMOcean Fest 1:30 pm; Sun on the Beach, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $15; 407-719-3610.

flipturn 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $24-$55; 407-934-2583.

Florida Man’s Revenge

8 pm; West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Illenium 6 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $49.50-$55; 407-295-3247.

Music in the Library: Patrick Frost

2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Orlando Big Band Swing Dance

6 pm; German American Society of Central Florida, 381 Orange Lane, Casselberry; $15; 407-834-0574.

Peace Love and Rage: A Divorced Dad Rock Dance Party

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20.

Rockit Fly

8 pm; Fredster’s, 1720 Fennell St., Maitland; free; 321-444-6331.

The Sounds of Soul

8 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $37.10; 407-447-1700.

Summer Serenade: Brass

6 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $25-$35; 863-676-1408.

Summer Spectacular Concert

Series: The English Beat

6 pm; SeaWorld Nautilus Theater, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $134.99-$297.97.

SUNDAY, JULY 9

Classmatic

6 pm; Elixir, 9 W. Washington St.; $10$25; 407-985-3507.

Sundown Sessions: Daniel Heitz

7 pm; Lil Indie’s, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Megan Shea, Hannah Stokes, John David Williams

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

The Sounds of Soul

2 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $37.10; 407-447-1700.

Summer Spectacular Concert Series: Little River Band

6 pm; SeaWorld Nautilus Theater, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $134.99-$297.97.

MONDAY, JULY 10

blink-182, Turnstile 7:30 pm; Amalie Arena, 401 Channelside Drive, Tampa; $95-$226; 813-301-6500.

TUESDAY, JULY 11

Analepsy, Cognitive, Wormhole, Necroticgorebeast 7 pm; Conduit, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; 407-673-2712.

FILM

Castle in the Sky This high-flying Studio Ghibli adventure begins when Pazu, an engineer’s apprentice, spies a young girl, Sheeta, floating down from the sky, held aloft by a glowing pendant. 7 pm Monday; various theaters; $12.50-$14.91; fathomevents. com.

Freaky Fridays: Robot Monster (in 3-D)

Alien visitor Ro-Man (regular gorilla impersonator George Barrows, wearing a hairy ape suit and a deep-sea diving helmet), wipes out most of the Earth’s population with his “awesome calcinator death ray.” 11:59 pm Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian. org.

Movie Classics: My Fair Lady A 1964 American musical film adapted from the 1956 Lerner and Loewe stage musical based on George Bernard Shaw’s 1913 stage play Pygmalion 7:26 pm Thursday; Ritz Theater at the Wayne Densch Performing Arts

Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-321-8111; ritztheatersanford.com.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind A thousand years after the destruction of civilization, warring human factions survive in a world devastated by atmospheric poisons and swarming with gigantic insects. 4 pm Sunday and 7 pm Tuesday; various theaters; $14.91-$16.05; fathomevents. com.

THEATER

Dreamgirls

Meet the Dreams: Effie, Lorrell and Deena, three young and talented singers of color in the revolutionary 1960s. Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$59; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org.

54 An immersive reimagination of the iconic nightclub of the 1970s featuring live music, dancing, and high-end cocktails. 8:45 pm Saturday; Renaissance Theatre Co., 415 E. Princeton St; $40-$250; rentheatre.com.

54 After-Hours 10:30 pm Saturday; Renaissance Theatre Co., 415 E. Princeton St; $25$250; rentheatre.com.

Monty Python’s Spamalot Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $25-$85; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter. org.

COMEDY

Nadeem’s Cheap Ass Bingo 8 pm Monday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; instagram. com/willspub.

Roy Wood Jr. 6:30 pm Friday and 6 & 9 pm Saturday; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Shit Sandwich Amplifying Orlando’s top comedic talent and nurturing the city’s comedy scene. 9 pm Saturday; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St; free; 407-896-7546; bullandbushorlando.com.

ART OPENING

Brittany Metz: Apperception Metz employs moving images, video stills, cyanotype, altered magazines, and sculptural collage to explore the nature of our experience and perception through the interconnected concepts of time, ephemera, and present-mindedness. 6 pm Thursday; Hollerbach’s Art Haus, 205 E. First St., Sanford; free; 321-788-2805.

ART EXHIBITIONS

The 2023 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Each year the Orlando Museum of Art’s curatorial team surveys artists working throughout the state before inviting 10 of the most progressive to participate. Tuesdays-Sundays.; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave; $20; 407-896-4231; omart. org.

The Art of Stand-Up A solo exhibition featuring the works of British photographer Andy Hollingworth. Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; southeastmuseum ofphotography.org.

ARTplay: Florida Sculptors Guild Artists escape reality and enter a world of colorful excitement. Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; free; 407-846-6257; osceolaarts.org.

Construct::Connect New work by Shannon Rae Lindsey. Through Aug. 31; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave; 407-246-4279.

Corrugated: Group Art Show Challenges artists to incorporate an element of cardboard into their work, whether through painted surfaces, constructed pieces, attachments, or even paintings of cardboard itself. The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; 407423-3060; facebook.com/ thefalconbar.

An Elegy to Rosewood

The story of the Rosewood Massacre in Jim Crow-era 1923, when a white mob descended on the predominantly Black town of Rosewood. Through Aug. 26; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; 407539-2680; hannibalsquareheritagecenter.org.

Elsa María Meléndez: I Come from an Island of Confusion A selection of threedimensional constructions, soft textiles, and large-scale embroidered pieces. Rollins Museum of Art, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; rollins.edu/rma.

Eugene Ofori Agyei: Where Is Home? Home Is Where

I Belong Agyei’s multimedia practice focuses on the creation of sculptures and installations that coalesce notions of belonging, displacement, identity, memory and dislocation. Rollins Museum of Art, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; rollins.edu/rma.

Family Studio Designed to provide fun and interactive experiences for young children and their favorite adults to explore the world of art. 10 am Saturday; Rollins Museum of Art, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu/rma.

EVENTS

Lunch and Learn: Carving His Own Destiny, The Life and Legacy of Albin Polasek The History Center’s collections manager, Emily Coughlan, discusses an extraordinary artist who became part of Central Florida’s landscape, Albin Polasek. Noon Friday; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $9-$14; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Simply Clean Expo Trade show for local sneakers, vintage apparel, collectible items, and hype gear. 6 pm Sunday; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $15; 407-5142000; simplycleanevents.com. n

BY ROB BREZSNY

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I wrote my horoscope column for over 10 years before it began to get widely syndicated. What changed? I became a better writer and oracle, for one thing. My tenacity was inexhaustible. I was always striving to improve my craft, even when the rewards were meager. Another important factor in my eventual success was my persistence in marketing. I did a lot of hard work to ensure the right publications knew about me. I suspect, fellow Cancerian, that 2024 is likely to bring you a comparable breakthrough in a labor of love you have been cultivating for a long time. And the coming months of 2023 will be key in setting the stage for that breakthrough.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Maybe you wish you cared more deeply about a certain situation. Your lack of empathy and passion may feel like a hole in your soul. If so, I have good news. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to find the missing power, to tap into the warm, wet feelings that could motivate your quest for greater connection. Here’s a good way to begin the process: Forget everything you think you know about the situation with which you want more engagement. Arrive at an empty, still point that enables you to observe the situation as if you were seeing it for the first time.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are in an astrological phase when you’ll be wise to wrangle with puzzles and enigmas. Whether or not you come up with crisp solutions isn’t as crucial as your earnest efforts to limber up your mind. For best results, don’t worry and sweat about it; have fun! Now I’ll provide a sample riddle to get you in the mood. It’s adapted from a text by David Wallechinsky and Irving Wallace. You are standing before two identical closed doors: one leading to grime and confusion, the other to revelation and joy. Before the doors stand two figures: an angel who always tells the truth and a demon who always lies. But they look alike, and you may ask only one question to help you choose what door to take. What do you do? (Possible answer: Ask either character what the other would say if you asked which door to take, then open the opposite door.)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I found a study that concluded just 6.1. percent of online horoscopes provide legitimate predictions about the future. Furthermore, the research indicated, 62.3 percent of them consist of bland, generic pabulum of no value to the recipient. I disagree with these assessments.

Chani Nicholas, Michael Lutin, Susan Miller and Jessica Shepherd are a few of many regular horoscope writers whose work I find interesting. My own astrological oracles are useful, too. And by the way, how can anyone

have the hubris to decide which horoscopes are helpful and which are not? This thing we do is a highly subjective art, not an objective science. In the spirit of my comments here, Libra, and in accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to declare your independence from so-called experts and authorities who tell you they know what’s valid and worthwhile for you. Here’s your motto: “I’m the authoritative boss of my own truth.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Is it a fact that our bodies are made of stardust? Absolutely true, says planetary scientist Dr. Ashley King. Nearly all the elements comprising our flesh, nerves, bones and blood were originally forged in at least one star, maybe more. Some of the stuff we are made of lived a very long time in a star that eventually exploded: a supernova. Here’s another amazing revelation about you: You are composed of atoms that have existed for almost 14 billion years. I bring these startling realities to your attention, Scorpio, in honor of the most expansive phase of your astrological cycle. You have a mandate to deepen and broaden and enlarge your understanding of who you are and where you came from.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I foresee that August will be a time of experiments and explorations. Life will be in a generous mood toward you, tempting and teasing you with opportunities from beyond your circle of expectations. But let’s not get carried away until it makes cosmic sense to get carried away. I don’t want to urge you to embrace wild hope prematurely. Between now and the end of July, I advise you to enjoy sensible gambles and measured adventures. It’s OK to go deep and be rigorous, but save the full intensity for later.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Is there a crucial half-conscious question lurking in the underside of your mind? A smoldering doubt or muffled perplexity that’s important for you to address? I suspect there is. Now it’s time to coax it up to the surface of your awareness so you may deal with it forthrightly. You must not let it smolder there in its hiding place. Here’s the good news, Capricorn: If you bring the dilemma or confusion or worry into the full light of your consciousness, it will ultimately lead you to unexpected treasure. Be brave!

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In Larry McMurtry’s novel Duane’s Depressed, the life of the main character has come to a standstill. He no longer enjoys his job. The fates of his kids are too complicated for him to know how to respond. He has a lot of feelings but has little skill in expressing them. At a loss

about how to change his circumstances, he takes a small and basic step: He stops driving his pickup truck and instead walks everywhere he needs to go. Your current stasis is nowhere near as dire as Duane’s, Aquarius. But I do recommend you consider his approach to initiating transformation: Start small and basic.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Author K.V. Patel writes, “As children, we laugh fully with the whole body. We laugh with everything we have.” In the coming weeks, Pisces, I would love for you to regularly indulge in just that: total delight and release. Furthermore, I predict you will be more able than usual to summon uproarious life-affirming amusement from the depths of your enchanted soul. Further furthermore, I believe you will have more reasons than ever before to throw your head back and unleash your entire self in rippling bursts of healing hysterical hilarity. To get started, practice chuckling, giggling and chortling for one minute right now.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Genius physicist Albert Einstein said, “The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old questions from new angles, requires creative imagination and makes real advances.” What he said here applies to our personal dilemmas, too. When we figure out the right questions to ask, we are more than halfway toward a clear resolution. This is always true, of course, but it will be an especially crucial principle for you in the coming weeks.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.” So said Taurus biologist and anthropologist Thomas Huxley (1825-1895). I don’t think you will have to be quite so forceful as that in the coming weeks. But I hope you’re willing to further your education by rebelling against what you already know. And I hope you will be boisterously skeptical about conventional wisdom and trendy ideas. Have fun cultivating a feisty approach to learning! The more time you spend exploring beyond the borders of your familiar world, the better.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Hooray and hallelujah! You’ve been experimenting with the perks of being pragmatic and well-grounded. You have been extra intent on translating your ideals into effective actions. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen you so dedicated to enjoying the simple pleasures. I love that you’re investigating the wonders of being as down-to-earth as you dare. Congratulations! Keep doing this honorable work.

“TOPSIDE”

BY DAN SAVAGE

I’m a 41-year-old cis woman and have experienced a significant amount of physical and emotional abuse in my relationships. I recently started dating again and met a really great guy who told me that he was interested in having a Dom/sub relationship. I thought that would be it and told him so — given my experiences, I wasn’t interested in being his sub — but it turns out he wants me to be his Dom. The thought of being the one in control kind of fascinates me and it feels very sexy to think about. But I am so used to worrying about the very scary and very real repercussions of even having an opinion after everything I have experienced in the past that I’m finding it difficult to navigate this. His interest aren’t in the whips-and-chains wheelhouse; it’s more like wanting to please someone who is demanding and bossy.

Do you have any tips, suggestions, or resources you would recommend for me to learn more and be the best Dom Goddess I can possibly be?

Woman Having Extreme Excitement

“Take it slow,” says Midori. “That’s always my first piece of advice: Take it slow. Then take small steps while remembering to center yourself and your joy first.”

An author, artist, educator, and public speaker on sexuality and kink for more than two decades, Midori created the ForteFemme Women’s Dominance Intensive (fortefemme. com) to help women to explore domination thoughtfully and authentically.

“Everyone talks about new relationship energy, and NRE is real,” Midori says, “but new relationship dynamic energy — NRDE — is just as real. NRDE feels just like NRE in important ways. In both cases, enthusiasm can get the better of us. We find ourselves wanting to do-all-the-things-all-at-once. In our excitement we can bite off more than we can chew, and then wind up feeling queasy and upset after. Right now WHEE should allow the sweet spiciness of all the new and exciting things she’s thinking about to continue to percolate while building confidence in herself.”

Once you’re ready to get started — once you’re ready to experiment — take small steps.

“There’s a giant difference between Dominance and submissive play scenes and D/s relationships, even if the names imply they’re the same thing,” Midori says. “I always refer to the latter as Consented Hierarchical Opted-In Relationships, or CHOIR for short — I know, too cute by half — but it’s helpful to make this distinction between saying yes to a small scene and entering into a D/s relationship.”

Even if you ultimately want a D/s relationship, you should start with some simple play.

“Play is about your fun for tonight,” Midori says, “CHOIR is about structures of decision-making that can encompass ordinary daily life stuff as well as play time. It’s common for folks to mix these up, which can lead to unnecessary pressure, confusion about boundaries, expectation conflict, and other decidedly un-fun feelings. This confusion is so common that I have an online class called “So You Want D/s. Now What?” to help people figure out which is which and how to enjoy them both.”

And your first small step — that first playful scene — doesn’t have to look like BDSM porn. You don’t need gear, outfits or a dedicated play space.

“WHEE should experiment with adding a power dynamic to her already existing sex life,” Midori says. “It’s an exercise I call ‘Will You to You Will.’ Take all the hot vanilla sex stuff you’re already enjoying — the things you’re probably already asking for — and turn the ask into a directive. ‘Will you kiss me?’ becomes ‘You will kiss me.’ ‘Will you lick me?’ becomes “You will lick me.’ ‘Do you want to fuck me?’ becomes ‘We are going to fuck.’”

It’s about what you want.

“Think about what would please you,” Midori says. “That’s what centering yourself and your joy is about. Many of us have been conditioned, in the course of our daily lives, to think of others first and not check in on our own wants. A consensual, collaborative D/s play scene can be a lovely way to break down these self-erasing, destabilizing habits. But to do that — to go there — you have to

honestly ask yourself, ’What would please me right now?’ It might not be something thought of as kinky or sexual. Do you want your hair brushed? You can tell him to brush your hair. Do you want a story read to you? You can tell him to read to you. Do you want dinner cooked and served with him dressed or undressed in a pleasing manner? And then for him to do the dishes? As Westley says to Buttercup, ‘As you wish.’”

To learn more about Midori, to check out her art, and to buy her books, go to planetmidori.com. The next ForteFemme Women’s Dominance Intensive takes place July 7-9, and dates for the fall will be announced soon. To learn more or register, go to fortefemme.com.

Fourteen years ago, I fell for a woman who was into watching guy-on-guy oral sex. I indulged her fetish on multiple occasions at play parties and during pre-arranged hotel encounters with bisexual guys. While I only did this to please her, I enjoyed these MMF encounters because I got off on her getting off. At the time I thought maybe I was bisexual and had been in denial. But after we broke up, I’ve come to believe I am in fact not bi and instead straight. My argument is that I’ve never been romantically attracted to a man. I’ve never gone down on a man without a woman telling me to — and it’s not as if there aren’t any opportunities for me to do so. All that being said, do you think I’m straight?

Sucker For Dom Women

Sure.

How do furries happen? The kink just seems so random. And why are there so many furries now but no furries in ancient history?

Fathoming Unusual Roles

Cartoons. Disney. Mascots. While not everyone who gets off on dressing up in fursuits and/or animal mascot costumes has the same origin story, FUR, many furries trace their kink to the anthropomorphized animal characters they were exposed to in childhood. Now, most kids who watch Disney movies don’t grow up to be furries, just as most kids who take a swim class don’t grow up to have Speedo fetishes or rubber swim cap fetishes. But a certain tiny percentage of all three groups do. Since we can’t predict which random environmental stimuli a kid might fixate on — and therefore can’t predict whose childhood fixations will become adult sexual obsessions — there’s no controlling for kinks. No one’s kinks are consciously chosen, and if they seem random, it’s because they kinda-sorta are random.

As for the ancients: Anthropomorphized animals didn’t come to dominate childhood until the 20th century — Disney was founded in 1923, Looney Tunes was founded in 1930 — but there were adults running around out there with marionette fetishes acquired at puppet shows before Mickey and Bugs took over. (There are still marionette fetishists out there.) As for the actual ancients, the Roman emperor Nero (37-68 AD) used to dress up in animal skins and pretend to be a wild boar at orgies — according to historians who may have been biased against him — and there are lots of examples of ancient people dressing up as animals for religious festivals and holidays; some of festivals included sacred sexual rites, but some of them were just fuck fests because people are — and have always been — kinky freaks.

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ALL ABOARD STORAGE NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder to satisfy a rental lien in accordance with Florida Statutes, Sections: A83.801 - 83.809. All units are assumed to contain general household goods unless otherwise indicated. Viewing of photos will be available on www.lockerfox.com, up to 5 days prior to each scheduled sale. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All items or units may not be available on the day of sale. The Public Sale will take place via www.lockerfox.com on:

Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 2:00 p.m., or thereafter, at: Sanford Depot, All Aboard Storage 2728 W 25th Street, Sanford FL 32771 321-363-1902 Lynnette Vidal #1260, Marti Meadows #1254, Craig Trevarthen #1248 ,Craig Trevarthen #1475, Tadgulious Mason #1444. The above Tenants have been given proper notice, fourteen days prior to the first publication of this Notice of Sale, that the Owner will enforce a statutory lien on the property located in their respective unit of the above-mentioned self-storage facilities. Ad to run: June 28 and July 5, 2023.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 14, 2023 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following:

12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11920 W Colonial Dr. Ste 10 Ocoee, FL 34761 (407) 794-6970. Gregory Charles Spreng- totes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on July 14th, 2023 at the locations indicated: Store 1317: 5592 L B McLeod Rd Orlando, FL 32811, 407.720.2832 @ 2:00 PM- Chieshia King- Christmas tree. Clothing table; Norvella Watson- Household items; Courtney Kilpatrick- 1bd, two piece living room, 15 box, queen mattress; Hiram Marquez- Work van. Store 1333: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy, Orlando FL. 32837, 407.516.7005 @ 10:00 AM: Mr.Tire Recycling- hydraulic lift,tire recycler,Michael Peters-home items, Alexis Byrd-household items Brittany Walker-home items. Store 1334: 5603 Metrowest Blvd Orlando FL, 32811 407.5167751 @ 12:00PM: Akeam Joseph: personal items, queen bed, full bed, table and chairs; Deon Johnson: household goods; Emily Serpico: Small patio goods; Ericka Simmons: Large b/r set, deep freezer, sectional, TV, end tables; Gloria Holland: furniture and boxes; Kaitlin Mullin: queen size bed head board dining room table love seat personal items washer dryer Coffee table; Kendaeja Thomas: Clothes; Paulo Ribeiro Jr: Mattress, bed, clothes Store 1335: 1101 Marshall farms rd Orlando ,fl 34761 407.516.7221@ 12:00pm: Juan Favela- household goods,clothes, Almeda McNeal- household items,washer/ dryer, Almeda McNeal-household goods, clothing,tv Store 8753: 540 Cypress Pky, Poinciana, FL 34759, 863.240.0879 @ 12:45 PM- Yaryyy Medina Household items, Lanisha Robinson Household, Keri Ann Cole Simms Clothing, Household items, Herbert Kelsey Furniture, Brenda Febles Boxes, Household items, Lichelle Walters household items, Shaunequa Walters Household items Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 AM- Luis Miguel Cruz Solano: boxes, clothes, Tv- Christopher Vega: bed,sofa- Brandun Anderson: w/d table, boxes, 3-4 dressers- Vanessa Chavez: queen mattress, twin mattress, couches, washer and dryer-Denise Declet: household items- Felix Quintana: furniture. Store 7143: 6035 Sand Lake Vista Dr, Orlando FL 32819, 407.337.6665 @ 11:00 AM: Johnny Green, Furniture, Boxes, Shoes; Johnny Green, Household items; Emmanuel Bautista, Boxes, Electronics, Bed; Yvonne Molina, Household items; Eugene Perez, Household items; Boris McCallum, Electronics, Totes, Boxes, Ladder; Dytia Maria Jabbrie Johnson, Household items; Lesely Sharp, Household items; Coralie Malebranche, Suitcases, Bags, Totes Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @12:15 PM: Jaidat Persaud- Business equipment; Carlos Colon- 4 night stand 3 beds dresser boxes; Lisette Algarin- boxed furniture; Edgardo Sanchez- Documents; Gerardo Rodriguez- books, instrument, household items; Rolando Collazo- tool box, tools, boxes Store 7590: 7360 Sand Lake Rd Orlando, FL 32819, 407.634.4449@ 11:45AM: Michelle Walker- White dresser king size bed queen size bed glass vase and other valuable items; Talia Adams - household stuff; Tammy Carder- clothes, small bags Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839 407.488.9093 @12:00PM: Courtney Harris: Household items-clothing –tables-chairs; Tammy Arthur: clothing –Furniture; Sabrina Wilson: House hold –boxes-furniture-T.V.; Keaisha Williams: tables-chairs-Houshold Items Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee FL 34744,

407.414.5303@ 12:30PM: Cheryl LawrenceHousehold items and clothing; Jonathan Sanchez- persona items; Jenimarie GironFurniture Store 7306: 408 N. Primrose Drive Orlando, FL 32803 321.285.5021@ 12:15PM: Quality Patients/Christian Peralta- Shipping supplies; Samantha Fox- One bedroom; Diego Salazar-Office equipment, furniture Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321-270-3440 @ 1:00 pm. Amber Trowbridge carpets/ Adrian Jean Furniture/ Isaiah Ible bedroom set boxes. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424 @ 1:30 PM: Erik Mosher House contents, Chanica Harris Furniture & boxes, Erik Mosher Home Contents, Reese law firm Rabbiyah Reese Office items, Cecilia Coleman clothes, furniture, loveseat & personal items, Stanphill Donawa boxes & queen bed, Sean Hagdorn Boxes & Misc items, Hector Luis Benitez Rivera 15 boxes, 3 seat sofa, dresser and night stand & tv & small bed, Angela Watts household items and furniture, Ryan Rotela Computers and clothes, Jonathan Bourland personal items , Keishla Sanchez furniture, 3 beds, 3 tv’s & bins, Emmanuel Hernandez fully furnished one bedroom home, Michael Shearer Personal items - clothing shoes & furniture, Kimberly Shelton Household items, Maryann Lasure Boxes 9 high top dinette set and Larger p ics, Maria Arias Furniture & boxes, Miguel Ramirez 2 bdrm home, Elizabeth Perez Clothes, personal belongings & household Goods. Store 7420: 800 Beard Rd Winter Garden FL, 34787, 407.551.6985 @ 12:00PM: Cortesia Rutland; Clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 25th, 2023 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following:

12:00PM Extra Space Storage 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408-7437 Robert Frye-Household items, Orlando Hernandez-Household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 25th, 2023 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following:

12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 831 N. Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 Brittney Copeland - Household Goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to comlete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning

bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated July 25, 2023 at the time and location listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 1451 Rinehart Rd Sanford, FL 32771 (407) 915-4908 Neal Higgins: bags of stuff. Jacqui Burrows: personal and household item. KYRAH DOWDELL: clothes, boxes. Renee RupaCarter: washer dryer and totes. Moises cruz: Three bedroom house. Amber Caldwell: 2bedroom home. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 25, 2023 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 333-4355 Chanel

Rubiera - furniture’s, boxes and bins, Janel Santiago - boxes totes books, Jean Theodore - household good ,Jean Theodore Households goods ,Chris Reed household goods // furniture, Brianna Lawrence - The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1001 Lee Road Orlando, FL 32810 (407) 489-3742, July 25th, 2023 @ 12:00

PM: Clifford Hughley: boxes, sink/counter-Stephanie Johnston, vacuum/bike-Antonisha Walker: toys, boxes-Rosa Valdez Sanchez: wheelbarrow/tools-Bernita

Bethay: furniture/boxes- Dionne Jackson: household items-Virginia Franklin: clothing/boxes-Amber Brathwaite: bags/ clothing-Ceasar Dejesus: chairs/rug. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL, 32804 (407) 312- 8736, on 7/25/2023 @ 12:00PM: Jessica Davis-Events tents and general items to throw outdoor events. Amanda Brown-Furniture. The auction

will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF SALE

Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 7AM. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale:

7/29/2023

KNDJN2A21K7014307

KIA 2019

55SWF8DB5LU328473

MERZ 2020

1GNER23D49S176354

CHEV 2009

5UXKR0C51J0Y06175

BMW 2018

1C4RDHDG7EC551422

DODG 2014

1FMYU03153KB02670

FORD 2003

3N1AB7AP3HY378966

NISS 2017

3B7HC13Z0VG834556

DODG 1997

WBAPH7C5XBE461331

BMW 2011

JN8AS5MV3BW255313

NISS 2011

3C4PDDBG0HT579641

DODGE 2017

7/30/2023

3FTZF1727YMA76455

FORD 2000

1G1FC1RX5H0115625

CHEV 2017

3KPFK4A70HE043098

KIA 2017

7/31/2023

JHMGE8H43AS018101

HOND 2010

8/14/2023

5NMS4DAL2PH531773

HYUN 2023

2021 N. Main St., Kissimmee, FL 34744, Towlando Towing and Recovery

NOTICE OF SALE

Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale:

2006 Honda

VIN: 1HFSC52656A305551

2013 Dodge

VIN: 2C3CDXBG0DH563897

2007 Honda

VIN: 5J6YH18757L013364

2012 Ford

VIN: 1FAHP3K22CL370521

To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on July 26, 2023 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

Legal, Public Notices

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 26th, 2023 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM Extra Space Storage 11971 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando FL 32825, 4075167913: Jaqazius

Bandy home goods, Mario Rentas Colon tires, car parts and 1990 2dr Red Nissan 300ZX Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 27, 2023 at the times and locations listed below: The personal goods stored therein by the following: 10:15AM Extra Space Storage at 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 4072125890: Brenda

Coleman- TV, stroller, holiday décor, clothing, toys, boxes. Luis Rodriguez- furniture, luggage, clothing, shoes, pictures. Jaime Cano- furniture, TV, appliances, toys, clothing, books. Ines Bruno- furniture, TV, fridge, boat motor, clothing, shoes, toys. Merville Jubitana- furniture, computers, monitors, printer, fridge, dryer, bike, shoes, clothes, toys, suitcases. Dorthey Mccullen- furniture, DVDs, clothing, suitcases, pictures. Maricel Rodriguezbed, TV, clothes, tools, appliances.

Orlando Cartagena- furniture, shoes, toys, totes. Abigail Aldonza- furniture, clothes, pictures, totes. Gustavo Benitez: couch cushions, boots, entertainment center. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 10:45AM Extra Space Storage at 6174 S Goldenrod Road Orlando Florida 32822, 407.955.4137: Edith Williams; House items, boxes, totes. David Martins; Work tools. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:15AM Extra Space Storage at 1305 Crawford Ave. St. Cloud FL 34769, 4075040833: Kayrene Marilyn

Caps; Chair, Christmas Décor, Coffee table, Mirror, Wooden Chest. Samara Walton; Restaurant style chairs & tables and restaurant style refrigerators. Sheddrick Williams; Washer and Dryer, Dresser, Table, Chairs, Grill. Toni Jones; Mattress & box springs, cleaning supplies, microwave, PlayStation 3, vacuum, bags & boxes. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00PM Extra Space Storage 11071 University Blvd

Orlando, FL 32817, 3213204055: Brandin

Norfleet bins; The Bridge at Orlando hurricane prep items, coolers, plywood, fans; Annetta Ekpo 3-4 bed house; Bilma Fontanez household goods. The personal goods stored therein by the following:

12:00PM Extra Space Storage, 342 Woodland Lake Drive Orlando FL 32828, 3218004793: Chyanne Pichelman; Books, Boxes, Clothes, Cot, Bedding, Backpack. Reshawna Saunders; Ford E-150. Michael Taylor; Washer/Dryer, Totes/Boxes, Dining table, Chairs, TVs, Clothes/Shoes, Dresser, House items. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:45PM

Extra Space Storage 9847 Curry Ford Rd Orlando, FL 32825, (407) 495-9612: Dulce Maria Pacheco Aquino- Household items; Dulce Maria Pacheco Aquino- Household items; Priscila Arroyo-Household goods. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:15PM Extra Space Storage at 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando FL 32832, 4072807355: Michelle Lynn Avrett Curtishousehold items: Ashly Black- household items. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:30PM Extra Space Storage, 10959 Lake Underhill Rd Orlando

FL 32825, 4075020120: Cristal Robles, Baby items, machines; Christopher Robinson, household items. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00PM

Extra Space Storage 12709 E Colonial Dr, Orlando FL 32826, 4076343990: Latoscha

S Nobles: Furniture, dog cage, toys, HHG; Zuleimie Yvelisse Baez Mojica: HHG, oxygen tank, medical equipment, audio equipment. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION:

3/ TYNAN CASE NO.: 2023-DP-20IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: K.F.

DOB: 10/29/2011

O.F. DOB: 05/22/2015 G.F.

DOB: 11/19/2017 R.W. DOB: 07/30/2020

NOTICE OF ACTION (TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS) TO: DJENSEN

LAMANIERE Address Unknown YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following children for adoption: K.F., born on October 29th, 2011; O.F., born on May 22nd, 2015; G.F., born on November 19, 2017; and R.W., born on July 30th, 2020. A copy of the Petition is on file with the Clerk of the Court. You are hereby commanded to appear on July 25th, 2023, at 9:00 A.M., in person before the Honorable Judge Greg A. Tynan at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, in Courtroom 5, the address of which is 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING AND MANIFEST BEST INTEREST HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD OR CHILDREN NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 836-2303, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as Clerk of said Court and the Seal thereof, this 5th day of June, 2023. Tiffany Moore

Russell, as Clerk of Court By: /s/ As Deputy Clerk

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/TYNAN CASE NO: DP22-271 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: A.T. DOB: 05/13/2022. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO:

above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Honorable Circuit Judge Greg A. Tynan on August 23, 2023 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. The Hearing will be conducted in person. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 26th day of June, 2023. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 0056020 Senior Attorney for State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services/ DCF Stacy.McDuffie@myflfamilies.com.

By: /s/ CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal)

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:00am and RUNS CONTINOUSLY. Auction will be held online: www.storagetreasures. com U-Haul 3500 S. Orange ave. Orlando Fl 32806 07/19/2023: 1070 Dakima Williams, 1925 Dane Sterns, 1062 Brian Margolis, 2204 Tajera Tate, AB3423D Isaac Valdez, 1828 Tara Dunn, 1527 Silvio Cabrera, 1632 Jonathan Ghertler, AA9216E Issac Valdez, AB0596C Larene Graham, AB1546A Isaac VanWart, 1042 Marie Alvarez, 1105 Ernestine Parks, 1401 Domenick Vincente, 1830 Helena Morgan, AB8793A AB0897A Clyde Mitchell, AB1446B Denise Solingen, AB574A Stephanie Mazzulo, 1154 Regina Hawkins, AA5072K David Mediate, AA6337K Samantha Tutor. U-Haul 11815 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando Fl. 32826 07/19/2023 : 1243 Derrick Howard, 1112 Asheley Glover, 1903 Carlos Grisales, 1606 Ashley Whitehead. U-Haul 508 N. Goldenrod Rd. Orlando Fl. 32807 07/19/2023: 524 Tytiauna Reed, 737 Will Ramos Santiago, 1216 Nashaly Lorenzo Colon, 1415 Wayne Pettigrew, 1218 Angie Rosa, 503 Kevin Mills, 233 Robert Gray, 322 Julian Pelaez, 1303 Charissa Oliver, 507 Anthony Diaz, 509 Alba Garcia Rivera, 1003 William Knight. U-Haul 4001 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando Fl. 32803 07/19/2023: C181 Daphne Lee, AA0220H Daniel Summers, B181 Tiesha Wilkinson, C184 Sandra Pierce. U-Haul St. Cloud, 2629 E Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy Kissimmee, Fl 34744 07/19/2023: 3067 Maraissa Colon, 2096 David Burns, 3175 Jaime Dudley.

Notice of Public Sale

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 14, 2023 at 11:00 AM for units located at: Compass Self Storage 3498 Canoe Creek Rd St. Cloud, FL 34772. Purchases must be made with cash only

and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances, unless otherwise noted. A219Wilfredo Garcia Lopez A295- Christine Sylvia B133- Luis Medina E108- Nicholas Rosen E109- Nicholas Rosen.

Notice of Public Sale

Notice is hereby given that Value Store It 27 and Value Store It 36 – Celebration 2, will sell the contents of the storage units listed below at a public auction to satisfy a lien placed on the contents (pursuant to Chapter 83 of the Florida Statutes). The sales will take place on Tuesday July 18th, 2023. The sale will be conducted under the direction of Christopher Rosa (AU4167) on behalf of the facilities management. Units will be available for viewing prior to the sale on www.storagetreasures.com. Contents will be sold for cash only to the highest bidder. A 10% buyer’s premium will be charged as well as a $50 cleaning deposit per unit. All sales are final. Seller reserves the right to withdraw the property at any time before the sale or to refuse any bids. No one under 16 years old is permitted to bid. The property to be sold is described as “General Household Items” “Personal Property” unless otherwise noted. Unit # – Name – Description. Value Store It 27 at 1700 Celebration Blvd, Celebration, FL. 34747 will list storage units on www.storagetreasures.com at 9:00 AM: 1055-Danielle DAngelo;2056-Jondra

Salary/Jondra Develma Salary Burton;3093-Torah Covington/Torah Arshai Covington;3099-Alex Rodriguez;3129-Emily Cieszynski/Emily Ann Cieszynski;5048-Taylor Johnson;5053-Guilherme Camilo Cardoso;6117- Jennifer Paden/Jennifer June Goss Paden Value Store It 36 at 1480 Celebration Blvd, Celebration, FL 34747 will list storage units on www.storagetreasures.com at 5:00PM: 1045 Bailey Barrett; 1059 Anthony Elvin Rodriguez; 1171 Ricardo M Rodriguez; 2135 Jennifer Paden/ Jennifer June Goss Paden; 2178 Lesely J Sharp/ Lesely Jenell Sharp; 3024 Caroline Paden; 103879 David R Schemel/ David Raymond Schemel.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Retail Sales, LLC will sell at public lien sale on July 13, 2023, the personal property in the below -listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 09:40 AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www.storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified.

PUBLIC STORAGE # 08720, 1400 Alafaya

Trail, Oviedo, FL 32765, (407) 487-4695

Time: 09:40 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0176 - Fire Dept Meals Grebic, Robert PUBLIC STORAGE # 08726, 4801 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32822, (407) 392-4546 Time: 09:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com 0121 - Carrasquillo, Yesenia; 0265 - Moore, Josiah; 3002 - FRANKLIN, JONATHAN A; 3005 - Ysabel, Ramon; 7086 - Lewis, Ciarra PUBLIC STORAGE # 08765, 1851 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826, (407) 513-4445 Time: 10:10 AM Sale to be held

at www.storagetreasures.com. 0020 - aly, Yassin; 0215 - martinez, Lizcarmen; 1007 - Escobar, Tageline Ortiz; 9004 - Dungca, Tamara PUBLIC STORAGE # 20179, 903 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32807, (407) 392-1549 Time: 10:20 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. C003Rivera, Ramon; D061 - Hollinger, Collis; D098 - Hope Emerging From Submerging Guthrie, Crystal; D211 - Mercado, Miguel; E027 - Gonzalez, Brandy; E070 - Lopez, David PUBLIC STORAGE # 24105, 2275 N Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32807, (407) 545-2541 Time: 10:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. F329Callis, Lloyd; H572 - Stanley, DeAndre; J725 - Palomo, Joseph PUBLIC STORAGE # 25781, 155 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32807, (321) 247-6790 Time: 10:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

2003 - Delgado, Melissa; 2232 - Dorsey, Nakisha PUBLIC STORAGE # 25851, 10280 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32817, (407) 901-2590 Time: 10:50 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

2344 - Adorno, Jorge; 2650 - Hauptman, Andrew; 2739 - Castro, Leslie PUBLIC STORAGE # 25897, 10053 Lake Underhill Rd, Orlando, FL 32825, (407) 901-6126

Time: 11:00 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0207 - Contreras, Diemalee; 2002 - Hallahan, Luke; 3079 - Chevere Jr., Luis PUBLIC STORAGE # 28084, 2275 S Semoran Blvd, Orlando, FL 32822, (407) 545-2547 Time: 11:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

C211G - Pierrejeune, Ruchamo. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Retail Sales, LLC, 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Retail Sales, LLC will sell at public lien sale on July 14, 2023, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 12:15 PM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www. storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07030, 360 State Road 434 East, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 392-1525 Time: 12:15 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

1215 - Hudson, Adam; 2607 - jean-baptiste, Aristide PUBLIC STORAGE # 20729, 1080 E Altamonte Dr, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701, (407) 326-6338 Time: 12:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

B200 - Roberts, April; C009 - Mehmetoglu, Bahtiyar; C044 - miller, precious; D071 - Jones, Kia PUBLIC STORAGE # 23118, 141 W State Road 434, Winter Springs, FL 32708, (407) 512-0425 Time: 12:45 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A030 - Newsholme, Christina PUBLIC STORAGE # 24326, 570 N US Highway 17 92, Longwood, FL 32750, (407) 505-7649 Time: 01:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

C336 - Moffitt, Rochelle; D404 - Leonard, Jeff; D409 - Willis, Alfred; F608 - Wright, Phillip; F620 - Leonard, Jeff; G094 - joseph, jennifer PUBLIC STORAGE # 24328, 7190

S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3060 Time: 01:15 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. D411 - BRAVO INVESTMENTS OF FLORIDA

BRAVO, ANDREINA; J904 - Hillary, Grizell PUBLIC STORAGE # 25438, 2905 South Orlando Drive, Sanford, FL 32773, (407) 545-6715 Time: 01:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. E039Giraldo, Wendy; E082 - Carvalho, Alyssa; G019 - Wilton, Tabitha; H044 - Rutledge, Jaquita; J615 - De Car Valho Ferreira, Geronimo PUBLIC STORAGE # 25455, 8226

S US Highway 17/92, Fern Park, FL 32730, (407) 258-3062 Time: 01:45 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

E507 - Oblinger, Beau PUBLIC STORAGE # 25842, 51 Spring Vista Dr, Debary, FL 32713, (386) 202-2956 Time: 02:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com 00231 - Briggs, Harvey; 00590 - Leill, Kylie. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Retail Sales, LLC, 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Retail Sales, LLC will sell at public lien sale on July 13, 2023, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 11:40AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www. storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07001, 900 S Kirkman Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 986-7703 Time: 11:40 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com.

1619 - Wright Jr, Shaddrick; 2201 - Taylor, Devan; 2328 - Smith, Thomas; 3219 - Frye, Elizabeth; 3412 - Delatour, Martine; 4204 - Levy, Jason; 4406 - ProCam Market, LLC White, Cameron; 5111 - honor, Grejia PUBLIC STORAGE # 08327, 5602 Raleigh St, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 930-4816

Time: 11:50 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 0150 - Mcdonald, Ronald; 0164 - Woodson, Ralisa; 0227Simmons, Shea; 0243 - Rowe, Kateria; 0249 - Miley, Tiffany; 0313 - murvin, Clint; 0432 - Tittsworth, Natalia; 0438 - Rucker, Tameka PUBLIC STORAGE # 08753, 4508 S Vineland Road, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 734-0681 Time: 12:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0216Jones, Janai; 0723 - Lester, Wyatt; 1121 - Crew, Frank PUBLIC STORAGE # 08767, 1842 W Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789, (407) 494-2918 Time: 12:30 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures. com. 1101 - Springer, Raymond PUBLIC STORAGE # 20136, 3900 W Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32808, (407) 374-5979

Time: 12:50 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com A037 - Curtis, April; A038 - Glenn, Renita; C059 - Saintinort, Victoria; D070 - Maiden, Darnell Asante; E013 - Sapp, Kenetra; E027 - Thomas, Rikea PUBLIC STORAGE # 27221, 1625 State Road 436, Winter Park, FL 32792, (407) 545-3653 Time: 01:10 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. C009 - Gordon, Kimberly; C010 - Gomez, Nelisa; E099 - Trice, Taylor; E134 - Norman, Josh.

Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Retail Sales, LLC, 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Retail Sales, LLC will sell at public lien sale on July 13, 2023, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 01:40 PM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www. storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 08714, 8149 Aircenter Court, Orlando, FL 32809, (407) 792-4965 Time: 01:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 3010 - Ambriz, Juan; 4005 - OLIVEIRA, jose; 7324 - OLIVEIRA, jose PUBLIC STORAGE # 08717, 1800 Ten Point Lane, Orlando, FL 32837, (407) 545-4431 Time: 01:50 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com.

7145 - Pena, Tiffany PUBLIC STORAGE # 20477, 5900 Lakehurst Drive, Orlando, FL 32819, (407) 409-7284 Time: 02:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

C156 - santos, heisari; C161 - Cruickshank, Ricky; C185 - Guerra, Tevon; C189Crosby, Demi PUBLIC STORAGE # 24303, 1313 45th Street, Orlando, FL 32839, (407) 278-8737 Time: 02:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. C390

- Wright, John; D438 - Alvarez, Victor; D480 - Thompson, Larry; E502 - Arnold Jr, Rahn; E513 - aliaga, Jorge Zuniga; F638 - Martinez, Briant PUBLIC STORAGE # 25782, 2783 N John Young Parkway, Kissimmee, FL 34741, (321) 422-2079

Time: 02:40 PM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 11032 - Garrett, Carey; 11061 - Asenjo, Francis; 11419 - kinloch, Latisha; 1182 - Rivera Velez, Neisha Marie; 12014 - Rivera, Luis; 12113 - Smith, Cheryl; 610 - Moore, Michael; 801 - pardo, Cesar PUBLIC STORAGE # 25846, 1051 Buenaventura Blvd, Kissimmee, FL 34743, (407) 258-3147 Time: 03:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com 01111 - Bocanegra, Sandra; 01117 - Gushlaw, Amber; 04522 - Alequin, Juana; 02306 – Harris, Margaret PUBLIC STORAGE # 25892, 1701 Dyer Blvd , Kissimmee , FL 34741, (407) 392-1169 Time: 03:20 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures. com. 2025 - Torres-Rosado, Stephanie I; 2088 - ibarra, lillian m; 4022 - Hernandez, Marissa; 8010 - Quinones, Luis; 8034Sanchez, Franklin; 6160 – Ramirez, Myra PUBLIC STORAGE # 28075, 4729 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32839, (407) 986-4867 Time: 03:40 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 0306Hall, Steve; 0333 - Williams, Kiesha; 0503 - chaimaa, Sotany; 0820 - Jean Baptiste, Rose; 09124 - Mccray, Sharaketa; 1014 - Wade, Sadiqa; 1022 - Bing, Chiquita; 1064 - Johnson, Artazia; 1075 - Belcher, Denzel; 0530 – Thompson, Delena. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks. Buyers must secure the units with their

own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Retail Sales, LLC, 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE

To satisfy the owner’s storage lien, PS Retail Sales, LLC. will sell at public lien sale on July 14, 2023, the personal property in the below-listed units, which may include but are not limited to: household and personal items, office and other equipment. The public sale of these items will begin at 09:30 AM and continue until all units are sold. The lien sale is to be held at the online auction website, www. storagetreasures.com, where indicated. For online lien sales, bids will be accepted until 2 hours after the time of the sale specified. PUBLIC STORAGE # 07029, 3150 N Hiawassee Rd, Hiawassee, FL 32818, (407) 392-0863 Time: 09:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1933

- Mcwhorter, Shaniece; 2502 - Wallace, Dexter; 2701 - Lambert, Treminasha; 2807

- Wallace, Dexter PUBLIC STORAGE # 08705, 455 S Hunt Club Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, (407) 392-1542 Time: 10:00 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

8167 - King, Harlie PUBLIC STORAGE # 08732, 521 S State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, (407) 487-4750 Time: 10:15 AM Sale to be held at www. storagetreasures.com. 1026 - Lemos, Idelbrando PUBLIC STORAGE # 24107, 4100 John Young Parkway, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 930-4381 Time: 10:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com

B205 - Henderson, Kalisha; B223 - Harvey, Willatrice; E014 - Vazquez, Natalia PUBLIC STORAGE # 25780, 8255 Silver Star Rd, Orlando, FL 32818, (321) 247-6799 Time: 10:45

AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. 1522 - Barrette, Timothy; 2202

- Paniagua, Kevin PUBLIC STORAGE # 25813, 2308 N John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL 32804, (407) 603-0436 Time: 11:00 AM

Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com. A013 - Montanez, Alejandro;

C049 - Sama, Brenda; D134 - Disanto, Joel; E082 - Christian, Rahim; G013 - wilkerson, Quashanique PUBLIC STORAGE # 25814, 6770 Silver Star Rd, Orlando, FL 32818, (407) 545-2394 Time: 11:15 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com.

0551 - Coicou, Evnante PUBLIC STORAGE # 25891, 108 W Main St , Apopka , FL 32703, (407) 542-9698 Time: 11:30 AM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com.

0423 - Walkosky, Mike; 0521 - hughley, cornelius; 0903 - Irizarry, Vanessa; 0932

- Herbert, Jasmine; 1364T - williams, sonya PUBLIC STORAGE # 28091, 2431 S Orange Blossom Trail, Apopka, FL 32703, (407) 279-3958 Time: 12:00 PM Sale to be held at www.storagetreasures.com 1178

- Woods, Gabriel; 1343 - Sama, Marie; 1363 - Lopez, Danielle; 1373 - Thomason, Michelle; D034 - Williams, Tyneziah; F007Peterson, Andrea; H055 - Jones, Nukisha; S039 - Martinez, Melinda; U045 - Daniels, Ardine; X014 - Torres, Joseph. Public sale terms, rules, and regulations will be made available prior to the sale. All sales are subject to cancellation. We reserve the right to refuse any bid. Payment must be in cash or credit card-no checks.

Buyers must secure the units with their own personal locks. To claim tax-exempt status, original RESALE certificates for each space purchased is required. By PS Retail Sales, LLC., 701 Western Avenue, Glendale, CA 91201. (818) 244-8080.

Notice of Public Sale is hereby given that

the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 14th, 2023 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 800 Greenway Professional Ct. Orlando, FL 32824 Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances. 1205 Carlyle Waugh 1610 John Polynice 1612 Janet Baez 1633 Jahmai Mc Intosh 2100 Jesus Reynoso 2211 Julio Gomez 2224 Jeannie Verite 2614 Josander Farias. 6/28/23 and 7/05/23 issues.

Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that Storage King USA at 4601 S Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839 will sell the contents of the storage units listed below at a public auction to satisfy a lien placed on the contents (pursuant to Chapter 83 of the Florida Statutes). The sale will take place at the website StorageTreasures.com on July 19th, 2023, at 9:00 am. The sale will be conducted under the direction of Christopher Rosa (AU4167) and StorageTreasures.com on behalf of the facility’s management. Units will be available for viewing prior to the sale on StorageTreasures.com. Contents will be sold for cash only to the highest bidder. A 15% buyer’s premium will be charged as well as a $100 cleaning deposit per unit. All sales are final. Seller reserves the right to withdraw the property at any time before the sale or to refuse any bids. The property to be sold is described as “general household items” unless otherwise noted. Marie Louis J. Petit Fond-0A021,Lydie Pierre-0D034, Derrick McClendon-0D053, Lidrese Lormeus-0E033, Marie Laguerre-0F031, Ericka Simmons-0G036, Lidrese Lormeus0G039, Lidrese Lormeus-0H044, Marie Valcin-0H048.

Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www. storagetreasures.com ending on July 14h, 2023 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 14120 East Colonial Drive Orlando, Fl 32826 Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances. #1425- Shawn Wilbanks #2409- Luz Irizarry #2202- Jordan Monosa #1729- Melissa Shaw #1707- Cathy Meyer #1511- Chynna Miranda #1416 Veronica Diaz #1242Harold Paul Kent.

Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 14, 2023 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 203 Neighborhood Market Rd. Orlando, FL 32825 Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time

of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances. Unless Otherwise noted. 303-Amber Ainsworth 1018-Tamisha Wheeler 1022-Jasper Smith 1023-Jasper Smith 3191-Hayley Willette 3215-Brandon Whyte 3238-Jeremiah Bowman.

Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that Value Store It 29 – Ocoee will sell the contents of the storage units listed below at a public auction to satisfy a lien placed on the contents (pursuant to Chapter 83 of the Florida Statutes). The sales will take place on Tuesday, July 18th, 2023. The sale will be conducted under the direction of Christopher Rosa (AU4167) on behalf of the facilities management. Units will be available for viewing prior to the sale on www storagetreasures.com. Contents will be sold for cash only to the highest bidder. A 10% buyer’s premium will be charged as well as a $50 cleaning deposit per unit. All sales are final. Seller reserves the right to withdraw the property at any time before the sale or to refuse any bids. No one under 16 years old is permitted to bid. The property to be sold is described as “General Household Items” “Personal Property” unless otherwise noted. Unit # – Name – Description. Value Store It 29 at 1251 Fountains West Blvd, Ocoee, FL 34761 will list storage units on www storagetreasures.com at 11:00 AM C111 Cabrina Jena Stephens.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY

Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations: July 19th, 2023 9:30am Mindful Storage facility: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, FL 34759 (321) 732-6032

The personal goods stored therein by the following: following: #K221-Households, #2092-Households, #2063-Households, #1198-Households, #1152-Furniture, #1135-Furniture, #D220- Households, #F212-Households, #I217-Furniture, #J220-Furniture, #J210-Boxes. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Notice of Public Sale:

Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 14th, 2023 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves

the right to refuse any or all bids;

1HD1CGP156K424076

2006 HD

1T9AS4826GB540084

2016 TAKT

3C63RRGL3HG566661

2017 RAM

4T1BF18B5WU284791

1998 TOYT

5YFBURHE4JP831994

2018 TOYT

KNDPM3AC9N7981439 2022 KIA.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids.

JULY 27, 2023

WDDGF4HBXEA938203

2014 MERZ

JULY 30, 2023

WBA1F5C58EVV99549

2014 BMW

1TC2B040613000439

2001 COACHMEN

AUGUST 1, 2023

1G6DL8EV8A0114196

2010 CADILLAC

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD

DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids.

JULY 29,2023

1HGEM22962L105629

2002 HOND

JULY 30, 2023

JTLZE4FE7FJ080813

2015 TOYT

AUGUST 1, 2023

WBAPH7C58BE683527

2011 BMW

1G6DL8EV8A0114196

2010 CADI

Notice of Public Sale: Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 14th, 2023 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 2435 W SR 426, Oviedo, FL 32765 Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances. 0074 – Onur

Tanrisever 0435 – Matthew Diaz 0561 –Stephanie Morgan

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Accounting Associate needed for ACMV Investments, Inc. Orlando, FL, 2 per. Fin. calcs, int. chrgs, bals., discs, eq., & prin. Collect & interpret clt’s info. 2 prep. Fin. stmt. Maintain books incl. reconc. & issuing invs. Asst. CPAs w/ prep. of tx rtns, incl. U.S. & ST income tx, sls & use & tangible prop. Prep. Wht. Certs. & ITIN apps. 4 resident & for. indvs & bizs. Req. 2 yrs’ exp in Accounting or Tax. FT mail res: ACMV, 8159 Tibet Butler Dr, Windermere, FL 34786

Engagement Manager, Maitland, FL Manage simultaneous HRSoft COMPview projects for multiple customers; ensure timely implementations in accordance w/ best practices, policies & prescribed implementation methodology; lead HRSoft COMPview system implementations in requirement gathering, analysis & design, configuration, data integration, UAT & golive; translate business requirements to HRSoft COMPview technical specs using SQL, Microsoft Excel, HTML, HRSoft low code platform; design & deliver solutions against clients’ current challenges; manage & maintain project plan to ensure satisfaction of goals; implement data integration w/ various HRIS-Workday, UltiPro, ADP. Master in Computer Science or Computer Engineering + 6 months exp in job offered or as Software Implementation Analyst. Fax resume to HR Manager, HRsoft, 407-475-5517.

ENGINEER: Elec Eng for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) dvlp elec cncpts & sys dsg. Req Bach in Elec Eng, or rltd + 4 yrs exp. Mst hv 3 yrs exp w/: tech elec sys in Gas Trbn pwr plnt app; prfrm dsg calc for elec sys & mltpl tsks in prlel whl mtg high qlty stds & prjct tmlns; prfcnt in intrprtn & app of rlvnt intrntnl & lcl stds gvrng dsg & instltn of elec cmpnts; cmpnt slctn acc to hzrds area classfctn; cndct Lesns Lrnd to sprt cntn imprvmt & root cause anlys usg std cncpts. Aprx 10% trvl rqd. As fed cntrctr, Siemens Enrgy cntn to mntr fed & stte lgl gdlns re COVID-19 vccne mndte.

Siemens Enrgy is pausng mndtry vccne plcy whle addrssd bycourts. SEI wll mntr the stuatn clsly & may reimplmnt its plcy if req to cmply w/ fed law. Should vccne plcy be reimplmntd, this pstn req ees to be flly vccntd agnst COVID-19 unlss grntd a med or relgious accmmdtn. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/HJ. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

FINANCIAL: Fncl Audtr for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) to dlvr Fncl Assrnc. Req Bach in Busn Admn, Actng & Adt, or rltd + 8 yrs exp. Full term exp mst incl: Cmmrcl; Audtg; Accntg. Exp mst also incl: Undrstndg of Enrgy Sctr & tech. 30% dmstc/intl trvl rqd. As fed cntrctr, Siemens Enrgy cntn to mntr fed & stte lgl gdlns re COVID-19 vccne mndte. Siemens Enrgy is pausng mndtry vccne plcy whle addrssd bycourts. SEI wll mntr the stuatn clsly & may reimplmnt its plcy if req to cmply w/ fed law. Should vccne plcy be reimplmntd, this pstn req ees to be flly vccntd agnst COVID-19 unlss grntd a med or relgious accmmdtn. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/MY. Must be authrzed to wrk in US

Fncl Auditr for Siemens Energy, Inc.

(Orlando, FL) Dlvr Fncl Assrnce over major Energy projects in U.S. Req Bach in Corp

Fnce, Busn Admn, Econ, or rltd + 8 yrs exp. Mst hv 6 yrs auditg & accntg exp in “Big 4” & / or indstry smlr to Siemens Enrgy. Mst hv 3 yrs exp in one of flwng:

IFRS or Fncl Due Dilgnc; undrstnd Enrgy Sctr & comrcl cnsdrtns in lrg turnky proj. Mst hld eithr CPA or MBA or equiv qlfctn. Approx 30%-50% trvl reqd. As fed cntrctr, Siemens Enrgy cntn to mntr fed & stte lgl gdlns re COVID-19 vccne mndte. Siemens Enrgy is pausng mndtry vccne plcy whle addrssd by courts. SEI wll mntr the stuatn clsly & may reimplmnt its plcy if req to cmply w/ fed law. Should vccne plcy be reimplmntd, this pstn req ees to be flly vccntd agnst COVID-19 unlss grntd a med or relgious accmmdtn. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail, Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/OB. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

Leadership Development Specialist needed for TUN Express, LLC, Kissimmee, FL, 2 dev trng progs & procs 4 txp & logistics. Dev trng & matls 2 meet nat’l & ST reqs. Identify potential supvs & select/educate trainers. Dev & implement job skill improvement areas & methods 2 reduce txp costs 4 load handling & sched. Req BA in Business, F/T mail res: Tun Express, 3501 W Vine Street, #318, Kissimmee, FL 34741.

MobileOne Restoration Inc. (formerly Mobileone Restoration LLC) is seeking a Business Manager in Kissimmee, FL to review financial statements, sales, & performance reports to measure productivity & inform operational & production decisions, supervise other managers/supervisors, Knwl of HR, budgets, & accounting,

Reqs: Bachelor’s degree in Industrial Engineering or related/foreign equiv., 24 mths exp as plant manager or related in a production, sales, & distribution facility.

Resumes to alberto@mobileonecontainers.com

Sales Manager, F/T - Orlando, FL- Integrity Solutions Florida LLC DBA Ecoverse.

Direct & coord activities involving sales of manufactured products, services, commodities, real estate or other subjects of sale; Resolve customer complaints regarding sales & service; Review operational records & reports to project sales & determine profitability; Prep budgets & approve budget expenditures; Direct, coord, & review activities in sales & service acctg & record-keeping, & in receiving & shipping operations. Reqmts: At least a Bach’s in Business Administration & 2 yrs of exp in mktg, sales mgmt or related.

Resumes to: info@ecoverseusa.com or Mail to: Integrity Solutions Florida LLC DBA Ecoverse. Attn: Lorenzo Spagnolo, 7362 Futures Dr., Unit 4, Orlando, Florida 32819.

Senior Systems Engineer Winter Park (Orange County)

Oversee operating systems and ensure adaptability for services provided. Ensure compatibility of hardware and systems. Manage security of data, systems, and network. Enable security controls to protect data. Support business service lines through newly developed software

applications. Identify ideal technology to provide services. Assist in setting up budgeting for IT expenses. Requires a bachelor’s degree in Computer Science or Information Systems from a U.S. or accredited foreign college. Send resume to: Kate@lanetechnology solutions.com. Asystech, Inc.

Staff Accountant (Altamonte Springs, FL): Prep. financial statements. Prep. fed. & multi-state income tax returns. Provide corp. planning, projections, cash flow, & tax planning. Answer tax & finance-rel. questions. Process FIRPTA and ITIN app. for international clients. Ensure compliance w/ govt. tax rules. Min. req.: bach.’s deg. in acct. or foreign equiv. + 1 yr of exp. Mail resumes to: Ariagna Silva Alvarez, FL Enterprise & Associates Inc, 924 W State Rd 436, Ste 1650, Altamonte Springs FL 32714.

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Apple Inc. has multiple positions available in Orlando, FL. Refer to Req# & email resume to jobadv@apple.com: Design Verification Engineer (REQ#4324622) Dsgn & dvlop intgrtd crcuits fr Aple’s cnsmer elctrncs prdcts. Apple is an EOE/AA m/f/ disability/vets.

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(2044-2218536): Provide technical analysis, mentorship & expertise to engineers in the toughest customer escalations. Telecommuting permitted. Email resume to servicenowresumesUS @servicenow.com. Or mail resume to ServiceNow Inc, Attn: Global Mobility, 2225 Lawson Lane, Santa Clara, CA 95054. Resume must include job title, job ref. # 2044-2218536, full name, email & mailing address. No phone calls. Must be legally authorized to work in U.S. without sponsorship. EOE.

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Camp Coordinator, Osceola County YMCA Family Center YMCA of Central Florida 6572713

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