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9 Pulse: In Memoriam

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A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Juan Chávez Martinez

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9 This Modern World 9 ICYMI News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Juan Chávez Martínez By day, Juan Chávez Martínez worked diligently as a housekeeping supervisor at the Reunion Resort in Kissimmee. But in his spare time, the 25-year-old Davenport resident who was nicknamed “Juancho” dreamed of being a hairstylist, a makeup artist or a decorator, according to his friends. Originally from Huichapan, Mexico, Chávez Martínez left his home almost a decade ago to help his parents out of poverty by sending them money. His sister-in-law Angelia Garza Chávez says he worked in construction for about a year with his brother in Bartow before moving closer to Central Florida’s tourism district. Garza Chávez says her brother-in-law stood out for his blond highlights and his love of exercise. He also liked to dance, especially to EDM and Lady Gaga, she says. Chávez Martínez was doing what he loved one night at the gay nightclub Pulse, where he

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was partying with his friends Selvin Dubon and Joel Rayón Paniagua on June 12. When the shooting started, Dubon was able to escape, but Chávez Martínez and Rayón Paniagua perished. “My carnal, my brother, one of my best friends – you left me,” Dubon wrote on Facebook after his friend’s death. “I’ll remember you, brother.” Another friend, Ahtysl Urdaneta Contreras, said on Facebook that Chávez Martínez may be physically gone, but he left those who knew him his joy and his willingness to share his artistic talents without expecting anything in return. “We had a friend who inspired us with his music, his affection, his image advice and that contagious need to go on the Internet and investigate better techniques for hairstyling, makeup and decoration,” Urdaneta Contreras wrote. “We had a great young man among us – a treasure.” Garza Chávez says her brother-in-law always made time for his nieces and gave them bracelets. One of her daughters always wears a purple bracelet that belonged to her uncle. “I’m gonna miss you, Tío,” his niece, Ruby Gonzalez, wrote on Facebook. “All of the memories we had was amazing and loving. You’re always gonna be in my heart.”

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A local tow truck owner is killed, a Confederate solider statue is being moved, a gator roadblock and other things you may have missed this week. »

Orlando tow truck owner killed over $285 bill:

Orlando’s Confederate statue will be moved from Lake Eola:

Florida woman rolls SUV after hitting 9-foot gator on I-75:

Medical marijuana advocates call for special session:

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The owner of an Orlando tow truck company was shot and killed last week by a man angry about a $285 bill for his impounded car. Tremain Polk, 35, was arrested on first-degree murder charges after he was accused of firing a gun at Paul Gren, 53, owner of the Tow Truck Company on Robinson Street. The police report says Polk was at the business to pick up his car, which had been towed a week before. He only had $135, and an employee told officers that Polk became “irate” when she told him the bill was actually $285. After a series of struggles, the report alleges Polk fired three shots at Gren from point-blank range before fleeing. Gren died at Orlando Regional Medical Center, and Polk was later arrested and taken to the Orange County jail. The Orlando City Council came to a consensus Monday on Mayor Buddy Dyer’s plan to repair the Confederate soldier statue that has stood at Lake Eola Park for 100 years and move it to the Confederate veterans’ section of Greenwood Cemetery. Commissioners made the decision as protesters clashed outside City Hall under the shade of dozens of Confederate battle flags. Local residents who wanted the statue taken down say it’s a racist symbol of white supremacy and slavery, while Confederate supporters say the statue is a way of memorializing soldiers who died in the Civil War. Jennifer Rosinski, 34, was driving her Ford Escape on the interstate when she hit a 9-foot-long alligator trying to cross the road. The SUV flipped multiple times and was destroyed, but Rosinski escaped with only a few cuts and bruises. The reptile was not as fortunate. Medical marijuana advocates and local lawmakers gathered in Orlando on Thursday to call for a special session in the Florida Legislature after leaders failed to create a framework for new cannabis laws. House and Senate leaders were unable to agree on how many dispensaries each medical marijuana grower would be allowed to have. If lawmakers don’t come back for a special session, the Florida Department of Health will be in charge of rolling out medical marijuana, and so far, some advocates have been less than pleased with past recommendations from health officials. State Reps. Carlos Guillermo Smith and Amy Mercado, both Democratic lawmakers from Orlando, say Tallahassee politicians have thwarted the will of the 71 percent of voters who approved Amendment 2 last fall by refusing to implement it. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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une through September in Florida can be brutal. Sometimes the only antidote is getting in the water. So we’ve assembled 64 pages of ways for you to get through a sticky, sweaty Orlando summer in comfort: Dive into the ocean, tube down a spring, float on a lazy river or plunge through a (manmade) waterfall. Less active types can hit the road for a quick getaway, stick to a diet of ice-cold food, or hide out in a nice, cool, air-conditioned museum, concert or movie theater. Plus we’ve assembled listings of all the best events: concerts, comedy, movies, festivals, parties and of course everywhere to see fireworks on the Fourth. Dive in!

Camping beaches, page 13 Road trips, page 15 Water parks, page 18 Tubing runs, page 21 Icy-cold foods, page 23 Gay Days listings, page 24 Fourth of July fireworks, page 29 Summer concerts, page 31 Music listings, page 35 Museum listings, page 49 Summer movies, page 53 Event listings: food, family, festivals, film, sports, comedy and more, page 55

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CASTLES IN

THE SAND Find great beach camping to the north, south, east and west of Orlando

BY D EA N N A FERR A N T E A N D R AC HEL ST UA R T

othing beats bonfires, vibrant ocean sunsets and napping on the beach. Few getaways rival a beach camping escape, and some of the best spots are within driving distance of Orlando. Here are a few of our favorite places to camp in the sand.

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ANASTASIA STATE PARK 300 Anastasia Park Road, St. Augustine, 904-461-2033, floridastateparks.org

Each campsite on four miles of pristine beach is equipped with electricity and water, a picnic table, an in-ground grill and a fire pit, so you don’t have to worry about resorting to primitive survival techniques. On Saturdays there’s even a farmers market on the property – enjoy fresh fruits and veggies with that added sandy bonus that comes with eating anything on the beach. CANAVERAL NATIONAL SEASHORE 212 S. Washington Ave., Titusville, 321-267-1110, nps.gov/cana

All the campsites at Canaveral are primitive – you won’t have luxurious facilities, like a toilet, that you might be used to. But if you can stand roughing it for a few days, not many other campgrounds can offer such a cool experience: Not only do you get to camp on some gnarly beachfront, but you might also see a rocket launched from nearby Cape Canaveral Air Station. GAMBLE ROGERS MEMORIAL STATE RECREATION AREA 3100 S. Oceanshore Blvd., Flagler Beach, 386-517-2086, floridastateparks.org

At Gamble Rogers, when you wake up and roll out of your tent, the Atlantic Ocean is just feet away. This park has 34 campsites located on the beach dunes and 34 facing the Intracoastal Waterway – either way, you’re waking up or turning in with an incredible, uninterrupted view of the sun reflected over a colorful horizon.

LITTLE TALBOT ISLAND STATE PARK 12157 Heckscher Drive, Jacksonville, 904-251-2320, floridastateparks.org

CAYO COSTA STATE PARK Take a private boat or ferry to set up camp at this private destination. On your way there, keep a lookout for manatees and dolphins. The nine-mile beach consists of nature trails for hiking and offroad bicycling, and the park offers cabins and 30 tent sites that can be reserved up to 11 months in advance.

Located on one of the state’s few remaining undeveloped barrier islands, this campground is nestled among ancient dunes in a lush grove of live oaks, American holly and Southern magnolias. Sounds like the perfect place to string up a hammock and take a long nap.

FORT DE SOTO PARK

SEBASTIAN INLET STATE PARK

TURTLE BEACH CAMPGROUND

9700 S. Highway A1A, Melbourne Beach, 321-984-4852, floridastateparks.org

Why wake up before the crack of dawn to fish when you can beat the crowds by simply taking a couple of steps outside your tent? This three-mile-long beach is a favorite for catching snook, redfish and Spanish mackerel, so bring a pole and reel in your dinner. You can cook it at one of the grills found at all 51 campsites.

WEST COAST CALADESI ISLAND STATE PARK 1 Causeway Blvd., Dunedin, 727-469-5918, floridastateparks.org

Caladesi Island is a unique campground in that you have to have a special type of shelter to camp there – a boat. Visitors can take a ferry or kayak over during the day to enjoy the white sandy beaches, but only those with boats are allowed to dock at one of the marina campsites overnight. Those lucky guests are treated to an island getaway without the nuisance of towering hotels and beach condos ruining their Instagram pics.

camping sites, suitable for RVs or tents. Campers also have the option to stay overnight in modern cabins.

Cayo Costa, 941-964-0375, floridastateparks.org

ST. GEORGE ISLAND STATE PARK 1900 E. Gulf Beach Drive, St. George Island, 850-927-2111, floridastateparks.org

This campsite has 60 sites with water, electricity and other amenities, but campers looking to step out into the real wilderness can reach two primitive sites via a 2.5-mile trail or by kayak.

3500 Pinellas Bayway South, Tierra Verde, 727-582-2267, pinellascounty.org

THE KEYS

This 1,136-acre park is made up of five interconnected islands, filled with a variety of different campsites for novices to experienced wilderness explorers.

BAHIA HONDA STATE PARK 36850 Overseas Highway, Big Pine Key, 305-872-2353, bahiahondapark.com

Bahia Honda State Park offers an award-winning beach and three camping areas, with a total of 80 campsites for both tent and RV campers. Overlooking the bay, three cabins on stilts give a lifted beachside view, plus they have central air.

8862 Midnight Pass Road, Sarasota, 941349-3839, scgov.net

True to its namesake, campers on this beach might just spot a few wave-riding reptiles crawling on the seashore. Just don’t touch the little guys: Sea turtles are endangered, so it’s illegal to get too close. The 14-acre campground features boat ramps, a canoe/kayak launch area, fishing, picnic area, playground and free WiFi.

CURRY HAMMOCK STATE PARK 56200 Overseas Highway, Marathon, 305-289-2690, floridastateparks.org

The shallow, protected waters make Curry Hammock State Park a good getaway for the entire family – even your furry family members, as long as they remain leashed or under your control at all times. Set up your tent along the oceanfront in one of 28 campsites, grab your kayak or canoe and launch your boat right from your front “lawn.”

THE PANHANDLE BIG LAGOON STATE PARK 12301 Gulf Beach Highway, Pensacola, 850-492-1595, floridastateparks.org

The saltwater marshes along this shore turn into pine flats that house 75 campsites. Campers should keep on an eye to the sky for some feathered neighbors: These woods attract a wide variety of migrating birds.

DRY TORTUGAS NATIONAL PARK Key West, 866-758-6420, drytortugas.com

GRAYTON BEACH STATE PARK

It’s hard to say “no” to camping on an island that’s 70 miles away from civilization. Be sure to make a reservation because the popular destination tends to fill up, and the 11 campsites run on a first come, first served basis.

357 Main Park Road, Santa Rosa Beach, 850-267-8300, floridastateparks.org

Looking for somewhere to camp at night and paddleboard, canoe or kayak during the day? Grayton Beach State Park is nearly 2,000 acres and consists of 59 orlandoweekly.com

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HOTLINES Spiritualist community Cassadaga is one of the overlooked treasures of old Florida

BY MATTHEW MOYER

f you’re heading up I-4 East on a lazy summer weekend and suddenly the thought of jostling for your two square feet of space on a crowded Daytona or New Smyrna Beach gives you premonitions of disaster, then friend, you need to reward those budding divination skills and get off on the Deltona/DeLand exit to take the road less traveled to Cassadaga. Cassadaga – the oldest and most active community of psychics and mediums in the United States – was founded in 1875 by George Colby, himself a medium, and has endured and thrived in the years since. Dubbed the “Psychic Capital of the World,” Cassadaga circa 2017 is still a can’t-miss destination for the psychically sensitive or curious traveler who wants to see a very different side of Central Florida’s living history. Cassadaga is not a tourist destination, per se. The community is quiet and compact – light-years away from the sprawl of, say, International Drive – and the residents, though eager to ply their psychic trades, do not make spectacles of themselves. But there’s no shortage of interesting shopping, scenic walks or opportunities for varying types of readings and predictions – including palm readings, tarot and oracle card readings,

aura readings, astrological readings and psychic healers – that are a great way to while away a summer’s day … or change the very course of your life, perhaps? Start your journey into the unknown at the Cassadaga Bookstore & Information Center (1112 Stevens St.). It’s your onestop shop for crystals, candles, new age music, esoteric tomes, jewelry and, crucially, a good amount of self-published pamphlets, tracts and books that go into the history and philosophies that underlie this community. You can also pick up a house phone in the building and reserve appointments with nearby psychics and palm-readers, and check out bulletinboard postings from local mediums. As you’re exiting the bookstore, we recommend you take a free map and go for a wander; it’s going to yield unexpected delights. On our perambulations we encountered the Fairy Garden – a fascinating mix of folk-art assemblages and sincere tokens to sprites all orbiting around the Fairy Throne, a charming and very oversized chair perfect for reclining and surveying your kingdom – the Eloise Page Meditation Garden, and local landmarks like Harmony Hall and the Colby Memorial Temple. Since most mediums and psychics in the area operate out of their homes, the lawn decor and paint jobs

Night Tours,” if you’re made of braver stuff – also happen daily for those interested in more context and colorful yarns. Aside from the bookstore, another recommended shopping spot is the Cassadaga Psychic Shop (460 Cassadaga Road), which, in addition to a large selection of crystals, herbs, smudges and charms, also offers in-house psychic readings and aura photography. If, at the end of a long day of discovering truths about your inner essence and receiving messages from deceased loved ones, you’re hungry (or you decide that one day in Cassadaga just isn’t enough), hie thee to the Cassadaga Hotel (355 Cassadaga Road). A beautiful old lodgestyle building that merges Twin Peaks with the old South, the building is notable for elegant decor, a small cadre of psychics and tarot readers on call, and the one restaurant – and piano bar – in the area, Sinatra’s. (Oh, and it’s apparently haunted ... of course.) Somewhat at odds with the usually ethereal thematics of Cassadaga, the restaurant has a certain charm – augmented by a full bar and a surprisingly large menu. As you either head back home or press on to DeLand in search of further amusement, it doesn’t take a psychic to see that this won’t be your last trip to Cassadaga.

of many of the buildings are pretty quirky and amazing. So there’s really no such thing as a wrong turn. Your trip’s not complete until you perch in the Devil’s Chair, so take a leisurely stroll over to the Lake Helen Cemetery – also the final resting place of many of the original residents – and sit a spell in the frankly sinister stone throne. If you’re in the mood for something a little more bucolic, Colby-Alderman Park (1099 Massachusetts St.) offers some meditative natural quiet. Note that guided historical walking tours – or “Spirit Encounter

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SUNDAY FUNDAY Favorite weekend getaway New Smyrna Beach serves up plenty to do

ocated a little less than an hour’s drive from the heart of Orlando, New Smyrna Beach is a favorite day- or weekendlong excursion for Central Floridians. The sleepy seaside town offers plenty of options whether you’re a foodie, drinkie, or just want to relax and enjoy some sand, surf and sun. NSB is known as one of the best small towns in the country for artists, so if you find yourself over there, think about stopping in to the Atlantic Center for the Arts (1414 Art Center Ave., atlantic centerforthearts.org), a nonprofit residency community for artists from across the world with several galleries open to viewing. Over in the town’s historic downtown area, you’ll find Arts on Douglas (123 Douglas St., artsondouglas.net), a complex of connected galleries showing visual art by both locals and visiting artists. And if you’re an aspiring artist yourself, harness a little of the magic of New Smyrna’s most famous artist, Bob Ross, at the Bob Ross Art Workshop (757 E. Third Ave., bobrossartworkshop.com). The workshop displays a large collection of original oil paintings, and you might even be able to take a morning class and create some happy little trees yourself.

Finding a good meal in New Smyrna isn’t hard; it’s deciding where to go that’s the problem. The resort town has drawn the attention of some serious culinary talent, resulting in some delectable options for foodies of all tastes and bank account sizes. Obviously, seafood is a specialty here, but it’s hard to find it fresher than at JB’s Fish Camp (859 Pompano Ave., jbsfishcamp.com), where you can dig into a platter of fresh crab or a fried grouper sandwich, then work off the calories by renting a kayak for a scenic trip on the Indian River. Diners who want to indulge will find more gourmet options at Norwood’s Eatery & Treehouse Bar (400 Second Ave., norwoods.com), a local institution offering up gourmet seafood alongside steaks, burgers and pasta dishes. Popular Gotha barbecue-and-sandwich spot Yellow Dog Eats also has a successful New Smyrna location with plenty of veg-friendly options (147 Canal St., yellowdogeats.com). For scenic dining, it’s hard to go wrong with the Garlic (556 E. Third Ave., the garlic.net), a homestyle Italian restaurant with a lush garden patio with enough canopy cover to blur the lines of indoor and outdoor dining. If you prefer your Italian a little lighter, check out the brick ovenfired Neapolitan pizzas at Third Wave

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(204 Flagler Ave., thirdwavensb.com). For casual Floribbean cuisine, dig into the gator bites or conch fritters at Corkscrew Bar and Grille (235 Canal St., corkscrewbarandgrille.com), or head over to Outriggers at the New Smyrna Marina (200 Boatyard St., newsmyrnamarina. com/outriggers) for fish & waffles and extra-strength cocktails so strong that guests are limited to two each (though we’ve never actually seen anyone get cut off ). East Volusia County hasn’t quite reached peak craft beer yet, but brew

fans will want to check out New Smyrna Brewing Co. (112 Sams Ave., newsmyrna brewing.com), a microbrewery that serves up varieties like the Shark Attack IPA and Disappearing Island Apricot ale along with seasonal varieties. The big news for NSB beer fans, though, is the imminent opening of the Half Wall Brewery (1887 State Road 44, halfwallbrewery.com), slated to open this summer and sporting enough space to handle several brewkettles along with a lakeside patio bar perfect for relaxing and crushing a few pints. tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com

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SPLASHING We’ll never scream our way down Wet ’n Wild’s Der Stuka again, but Orlando still has some of best water parks around BY MO N I V E TTE CO R DE I RO

elcome to yet another unbearable iteration of the soul-crushing heat and insufferable humidity fusion that we call summer. It’s the time of year when Floridians stock up on sunscreen, find bulk deals on mosquito spray and make note of the coldest Publix near their house in the inevitable case that their A/C goes bust during triple-digit temperatures. But hey, it’s not all bad – one of the best ways to keep yourself cool from those burning rays is by going to a water park, and Orlando has plenty of those. Wet ’n Wild, one of the city’s best-loved parks, closed late last year, putting an end to a nearly 40-year saga on International Drive that inspired modern water parks across the country. Still, there are plenty of other options in town for a splashing good time in a summer that promises to be sizzling. VOLCANO BAY Universal Orlando’s newest water attraction isn’t open yet (it’s scheduled to open doors May 25, the day after this issue hits stands), but the hype is real. This new theme park splits 18 different rides into four sections that explore the lives of “Waturi Islanders,” a clear spin on Polynesian culture. The Volcano boasts a 200-foot-tall volcano called Krakatau that features indoor water slides, a fourperson canoe ride that plunges through a waterfall, a 125-foot body plunge drop and racing manta ray mats that explore underwater sea caves. The River Village includes a slow ride on a winding river beneath the lava rocks and into a stargazer’s cavern. But perhaps the most enticing part of Volcano Bay is the ease of it all. Guests will be given a TapuTapu, a waterproof watch-like device that holds their place in a virtual line and does away with the hassle of waiting. TYPHOON LAGOON Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon water park is a local favorite that has activities for the entire family. Attractions include the Crush ’n’ Gusher roller-coaster-like raft ride, the Humunga Kowabunga five-story drop, huge waves and the newest addition to Typhoon Lagoon, Miss Adventure Falls. This attraction, in which a four-person raft takes guests on a fast-paced waterslide adventure to spy treasures scattered by a rogue typhoon with the help of an

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animatronic parrot, is billed as the “longest ride in the history of the Disney water parks.” AQUATICA SeaWorld Orlando’s water park sends you voyaging on rapid raft rides at HooRoo Run, down a unique multi-drop tower at Breakaway Falls and through a lot of watery slides. This water park stands out in Orlando for attractions incorporating animals, such as a tube plunge through the underwater home of some black-andwhite Commerson’s dolphins. Aquatica also has some cool perks, including swimming lessons for children provided by American Red Cross certified instructors and “cashless wristbands,” a way to spend bucks without wetting your wallet. BLIZZARD BEACH Disney’s second water park has a chillier theme than the first one, which makes it all the more interesting than the rest of the parks. This outdoor ski resort includes attractions like toboggan racers, a ski patrol training camp, and a freefall body slide drop off the top of Mount Gushmore. Blizzard Beach guests can also enjoy a 3,000-foot-long tube ride on the lazy river at Cross Country Creek. If you’re a fan of the animated movie Frozen, check out the winter games with Kristoff and the adorable talking snowman Olaf. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Ten perfect Florida places to do some lazy, air-assisted floating ICHETUCKNEE SPRINGS STATE PARK

BY JARLEEN E A L M EN AS

he Florida heat can be vicious, and there are more ways to cool off than just going to the beach or the pool: It’s time to tube. While some of these places are nearby and some may be a bit far from Orlando, it just gives you an excuse to plan a road trip. (See page 15 for a couple more road trip ideas.) So pack your tubes, and grab a spare one for your cooler – you’ll need to hydrate. ROCK SPRINGS RUN AT KELLY SPRINGS

About 35 minutes from Orlando

While its tubing run is one of the shortest on this list, coming in at three-quarters of a mile, Rock Springs Run at Kelly Park is not one to overlook. The 30-minute run might be the best choice for you if you’re looking to swim and tube on the same day. 400 E. Kelly Park Road, Apopka, 407-254-1902, ocfl.net

BLUE SPRINGS STATE PARK About one hour from Orlando

This is the shortest tube run on this list, clocking in at just about an eighth of a mile, but don’t let that deter you from floating down its crystal-clear waters. The tube run takes you right back to the main swimming dock. 2100 W. French Ave., Orange City, 386-775-3663, floridastateparks.org

KP HOLE AND THE RAINBOW RIVER About one hour and 30 minutes from Orlando

You may not be allowed to tube at the Rainbow River headsprings, but you are able to do some tubing from KP Hole.

It takes about four hours to complete, so make sure your whole day is planned around tubing. 9435 SW 190th Ave., Dunnellon, 352-489-3055, kphole.com

GINNIE SPRINGS About two hours from Orlando

Enter the water at Devil’s Springs and enjoy a float down the Santa Fe river for an hour. The path downriver takes you back to Twin Springs, and getting back to your car will only take about 15 minutes walking. If your tubes are looking a little low on air, they have free air stations.

ing and one rapid they call Look and Tremble. If you don’t have much time, the Willis Bridge tube trip is a shorter version of the first, with only about one and a half hours of float time on a four-mile stretch. You still pass through the rapid, though.

About two hours and 15 minutes from Orlando

Ichetucknee offers different tubing experiences depending on where you enter. If you start at the north entrance, which is only open during the summer season, you’ll be floating for a good three and a half hours, whereas if you start at Dampier’s Landing, it’s just a 45-minute float. If you’re more of a middle-ground kind of person, Midpoint Launch and its one-and-a-half-hour trip downriver might be the way to go.

Johnny Boy Landing, Altha, 850-762-2800, chipolariveroutfitters.com

COLDWATER CREEK About six hours from Orlando

Adventures Unlimited gives you the opportunity to tube down four miles of Coldwater Creek. New waves of people depart on the trip every hour from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. for the four-hour journey.

12087 SW U.S. Highway 27, Fort White, 386-497-4690, floridastateparks.org

8974 Tomahawk Landing Road, Milton, 850-623-6197, adventuresunlimited.com

SPRING CREEK About four hours and 30 minutes from Orlando

BLACKWATER RIVER

BLUE SPRINGS

Bear Paw Adventure takes you on a four-hour tubing experience down Spring Creek, where you can wind down as you slowly drift with the current. Things can get a little hectic on weekends, so if peace and relaxation are what you’re looking for, try going on a weekday this summer.

About two hours and 15 minutes from Orlando

2100 Bear Paw Lane, Marianna, 850-482-4948, bearpawescape.com

Blackwater Canoe Rental and Outpost provide all-day-long tube trips along the Blackwater River. You take this trip at your own pace, stopping along white sandbars for a swim or for a quick stretch – it’s up to you. The entire tube trip is about four miles, and depending on how fast or slow you take it, the trip can last anywhere from three to five hours.

5000 NE 60th Ave., High Springs, 386-454-7188, ginniespringsoutdoors.com

There might not be a tube run for you to float down in Blue Springs, but who says that’s the only way to relax in a tube? You can still float around the main swimming hole, as well as the other small springs in the park. 7450 NE 60th St., High Springs, 386-454-1369, bluespringspark.com

About six hours from Orlando

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CHIPOLA RIVER About four hours and 30 minutes from Orlando

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Like revenge, these five dishes are best served cold BY JE SSICA BRYCE YOUN G

emember that scene from Pedro Almodovar’s classic ’80s film Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown where Pepa whips up a cold, refreshing blender full of gazpacho to try and keep her boyfriend around? She dumps in ice cubes, ripe tomatoes, stale bread, green peppers … oh, and a couple dozen sleeping pills. Been there! While we’ve never resorted to barbiturate-laced soup, summer weather can make you want to take a long nap. And for sure, it can make you want to avoid turning on the stove. To avoid the temptation to make downer soup, here’s a list of frosty but savory foods to nibble around town. OYSTERS Shellfish is the most obvious item on an ice-cold menu – it generally comes served on a platter of it. There are dozens of places to get good bivalves in Orlando, but here’s the high-low: Feeling flush? Make a special request for the tri-level, $125 seafood tower at Luke’s Kitchen and Bar (eatatlukes.com) – it’s not listed on the menu. For a more down-to-earth option, a bucket of oysters at Lee & Rick’s is just $26 (leeandricksoysterbar.com). CEVICHE The basics of this raw fish dish: chunks of the freshest fish, served raw and dressed with citrus juice, spiked with hot peppers and flecked with green herbs, but you might find anything from chopped onion to sweet potato to toasted corn in it. Ceviche is served throughout the Americas, but the greatest number of variations are found in Peru. Here in Orlando, we especially enjoy the three versions served by the Peru Power food truck (perupowerfoodtruck.com). GAZPACHO A tart, cold Andalusian soup of pureed vegetables (sometimes bread is added for extra body), gazpacho may be the

most refreshing summer meal you can opt for. Locally you can find it downtown at Ceviche Tapas Bar & Restaurant alongside several ceviches, of course (ceviche.com), or in Winter Park at the beautiful Bulla Gastrobar (bullagastrobar.com). DEVILED EGGS The Southern favorite is often found at picnics, rapidly warming in the sun, but the tasty little boiled-egg treats are best – and safest – eaten cold. At the Rusty Spoon (therustyspoon.com), chef Kathleen Blake is justly celebrated for her standby starter, Red Devil Stuffed Eggs: local Lake Meadow eggs stuffed with a mixture of egg yolk, Tabasco, cornichon pickles, “tons of herbs” and oven-dried tomatoes. OCTOPUS

Raw octopus can be powerfully rubbery. These two chilly dishes deal with that fact differently: In the octopus carpaccio at La Merce, the cephalopod is sliced very thinly, shingled on the plate and dressed with olive oil and salt (lamerce.us); in Sushi Lola’s tako sunomono (shown above), a cold vinegar-dressed octopus salad, the tentacles are quickly blanched to reduce the chew (sushilolas.com). jyoung@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Official GayDays Kick-Off Party Annual GayDays kick-off party hosted by RuPaul’s Drag Race star Coco Montrese. All proceeds go to the onePULSE Foundation. 6-10 pm; STK Orlando, 1580 Buena Vista Drive; $10-$75; gaydays.com. WEDNESDAY, MAY 31

Drag Bingo Harmony Breeze and Alexis Mateo host an evening of live performances, prizes and bingo. 7:30-9:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $10-$20; gaydays.com. Midway Daytime Pool Party The first of five daytime pool parties. Featuring DJ Tex-Flex. Noon-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $15-$25; gaydays.com. Midway Nighttime Pool Party The first of five nighttime pool parties. Featuring DJ Frank-O and DJ Chris Adams. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $15-$25; gaydays.com. Orlando Black Gay Pride: Partying for Pulse Featuring Pulse DJs Angelica Sanchez, DUNK, DJ Infinite and Herm T. A 24

portion of the proceeds benefit the Pulse Nightclub Foundation. 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-977-2997; orlandoblackpride.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 1

Arena Daytime Pool Party Featuring DJ Matt Effect and DJ Chris Tavi. Noon-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com. Arena Nighttime Pool Party Nighttime pool party. 18-plus. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com. Days of Gays Southern Nights celebrates Gay Days with all-you-can-drink specials, drag shows and DJs all weekend long. Through Saturday; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $20-$40; 407-412-5039; southernnightsorl.com. GayDays at Animal Kingdom Enjoy a day at Walt Disney’s Animal Kingdom. One of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 8 am-11 pm; Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; gaydays.com. GayDays at Sea World From live shows to

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free concerts, up-close animal encounters to inspiring shows, there’s something for everyone at SeaWorld. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-7 pm; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613; gaydays.com. Girls in Wonderland Traffic Jam Red means she’s taken. Yellow means approach with caution. Green means go for it! Sexy go-go girls work the traffic all night long. 9 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-849-5200; girlsinwonderland.com. Midway Daytime Pool Party: Freakshow Daytime pool party with a Freakshow theme featuring go-go dancers and sexy cirque performers. Featuring DJ Aracely Manterola. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com. Midway Nighttime Pool Party: Freakshow Daytime pool party with a Freakshow theme featuring go-go dancers and sexy cirque performers. Featuring DJ Luke Hampel and DJ Pumpkin Spice. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com.

Sideshow Expo One of the largest gay and lesbian expos in the world with more than 100 booths of goods and services, giveaways and free raffle prizes. Featuring Ringmaster Emcee Miss GayDays 2014, Harmony Breeze. Through Sunday, 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; free; gaydays.com. Sideshow Leather & Fetish Expo Adults-only expo featuring leather and fetish products. Through Sunday, 11 am-9 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; free; gaydays.com. Sideshow Outdoor Vendors Businesses from all over the world showcasing goods and services outside of the DoubleTree. Through Sunday, noon-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; free; gaydays.com. Taste of GayDays Socializing, sampling of small bites from Orlando area restaurants, adult beverages and live entertainment. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $40-$50; gaydays.com.

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Arena Daytime Pool Party Pool party. Through Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com. Debbie Gibson The pop star gives a special GayDays performance. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15$20; 407-425-7571; gaydays.com. GayDays at Hollywood Studios Movie magic comes to life at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-9:30 pm; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, 351 S. Studio Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-939-5277; gaydays.com. GayDays at Islands of Adventure Enjoy attractions like all new Skull Island: Reign of Kong, The Incredible Hulk Coaster and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-8 pm; Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando, 1000 Universal Studios Plaza; cost of admission; gaydays.com. GayDays Soiree Cash bar and dessert soiree featuring the Miss GayDays performers, Mr. GayDays Leather Competitors and DJ Chris Adams. 10-11:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $5-$15; gaydays.com. Girls in Wonderland Dance Party More than 2,500 women take over the dance floor with DJ Whitney Day and DJ GIGI. 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27-$69; girlsinwonderland.com. Girls in Wonderland Wet Pool Party Relax, swim, eat, drink and dance while indulging in the scenery. Noon-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15$20; 407-239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com. Midway Daytime Pool Party: Bear Watch Bear-themed daytime pool party. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com.

and ChiChi LaRue. 7:15 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$325; gaydays.com. One Magical Weekend: CADABRA After Hours A world class dance extravaganza with the very best DJs every night. Through Saturday, 2 am; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $69; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: Riptide The weekend’s signature event washes ashore at Disney’s 52-acre fantasy water park, where 6,000 party animals dance, go on water rides or chill out. 7 pm; Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $100-$209; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: Therapy Pool Parties The parties taking place daily alongside – and in – the sprawling zero-entry pool, bringing the concept of “pool party” to a whole new level. Through Sunday, noon-6 pm; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $30; onemagicalweekend.com. Out for Laughs Comedy Show An evening of laughs with one of today’s hottest lesbian comics. 7:30-9:30 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $25; 407-239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 3

After Hours Afterglow After hours party at the Girls in Wonderland host hotel. 2 am; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com. GayDays at Magic Kingdom From Thunder Mountain to Space Mountain, Disney’s Magic Kingdom continues to thrill guests of all backgrounds. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-9 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-824-4321; gaydays.com. GayDays at Universal Studios Go behind the scenes and beyond the screen at Universal Studios. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-10 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-363-8000; gaydays.com.

Midway Nighttime Pool Party: Bear Watch Bear-themed nighttime pool party. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com.

Girls in Wonderland Climax Top 40 and hiphop favorites from DJ Pat Pat. 9 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $15$20; 407-839-3000; girlsinwonderland.com.

Miss GayDays Pageant Annual pageant where drag queens compete to represent GayDays with a yearlong spokeswoman contract. This year’s theme is Inspirations of Tim Burton. Hosted by Coco Montrese

Girls in Wonderland Splash Pool Party Lesbian pool party with DJs, games, giveaways and a bikini contest. Noon-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $20; 407-239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com.

GayDays Pool Party Love! onePULSE Cabaret An official onePULSE Foundation cabaret show featuring various themed Broadway musical segments and performances. All proceeds go directly to the foundation. 7-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $20-$40; gaydays.com.

Arena Nighttime Pool Party: onePULSE Tea Dance Close out the 27th annual GayDays Celebration. A portion of the proceeds go to the onePULSE Foundation. 5 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com.

Macy Gray The R&B singer performs a special GayDays show. 7 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20-$30; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

GayDays at Epcot Enjoy the exciting rides of Future World, Test Track and Mission: Space. Part of GayDays Red Shirt Days. 9 am-9 pm; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-824-4321; gaydays.com.

Midway Daytime Pool Party: Illumin8 Themed daytime pool party. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com. Midway Nighttime Pool Party: Illumin8 Themed nighttime pool party. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com.

Girls in Wonderland Indie Rock Closing night party with DJ Citizen Jane. 7 pmmidnight; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $10; 407-239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com.

One Magical Weekend: Red 2 Love Wins Light shows, video walls, dancers and production numbers at One Magical Weekend’s newest venue. 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $77.25-$143; 407-934-2583; onemagicalweekend.com.

Girls in Wonderland Pumps vs. Pants Pool Bash Pool party with DJ Citizen Jane. Noon-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407-239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com.

Orlando Black Gay Pride: All Girls Pussy Galore Party Featuring performers Face, Wet Dreams and special guests. 11 pm; Address to be disclosed, TBA; $25-$50; orlandoblackpride.com.

Keri Hilson R&B diva Keri Hilson performs a special GayDays concert. 7 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20$30; 407-425-7571; gaydays.com.

Orlando Black Gay Pride: Pool Party & Expo Get wet with more than 500 LGBTQ attendees and buy fun products and services from other LGBTQ business owners. 2-7 pm; Enclave Hotel & Suites, 6165 Carrier Drive; $20; orlandoblackpride.com.

Midway Daytime Pool Party: Therapeutic Sundaze The party doesn’t end on Sunday. Dance to the therapeutic vibes of DJ Joe Ross and DJ Tristan Jaxx. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com.

XXX Porn Bingo Adult stars Dallas Steele, Wesley Woods, Sean Duran and Jack Hunter lead a unique round of Bingo. 2-3:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $20-$30; gaydays.com.

Midway Nighttime Pool Party: Therapeutic Sundaze Close out the 27th annual GayDays Celebration in your skimpiest suit. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $35-$45; gaydays.com.

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Mr. GayDays Leather Competition Featuring categories like Pecs and Personality, Formal Leather, Jocks and a Fetish Show Demonstration. Winner will be spokesperson of GayDays for one year. 6 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $20-$50; gaydays.com. n

After Hours Rabbit Hole House and indie beats in the Bud Light Disco. 2 am; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407239-0444; girlsinwonderland.com.

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Fireworks at the Fountain Thousands of central Florida residents gather for a fireworks display and laser show. Tuesday, July 4, 4-10 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando. net. Fourth of July Party Celebrate independence with grilled meat and patriotically themed decorations. Sunday, July 2, 4:30-10 pm; FUSE-Young Adults, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo; free. Independence Day Celebration An old-fashioned Independence Day celebration with live music and fireworks at dusk. Monday, July 3, 5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N. Baker St., Mt. Dora; free; ci.mount-dora.fl.us. Baldwin Park Independence Day Bash This annual event kicks off with a festival in the Village Center of Baldwin Park and ends with a choreographed fireworks show over Lake Baldwin. Tuesday, July

4, 5:30-9:30 pm; Lake Baldwin Park, 2380 cinematic adventure that combines cuttingLake Baldwin Lane; free; 407-246-2283; edge technology with lasers and pyrotechnics. Tuesday, July 4; Universal Studios, 6000 baldwinparkevents.com. Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-3638000; universalorlando.com. Disney’s Celebrate America! A Fourth of July concert in the sky. Tuesday, July 4, 9 pm; Magic Kingdom, Independence Day Parade A patriotic tribute parade celebrating Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-824-4321; America’s independence. Tuesday, July 4, 10 am; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth disneyworld.disney.go.com. Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; ci.mount-dora.fl.us. Fourth of July Celebration Fireworks, food trucks, craft vendors, bounce houses and more. Tuesday, July 4, Olde Fashioned Fourth of July Live patriotic music performed by the 5-9 pm; Avalon Park, 3702 Avalon Park East Bach Festival Brass Band and Bach Festival Blvd.; free; downtownavalonpark.com. Choir, horse-drawn wagon rides, food, a bicycle parade and more. Tuesday, July 4, 9 Independence Day at SeaWorld A special Fourth of July Reflections am-1 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North show featuring an expanded fireworks Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, show timed to patriotic music. Tuesday, Winter Park; free; bachfestivalflorida.org. July 4; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; cost of admission; 407-363-2613; seaworld. Red, Hot & Boom Big name performers, food, drinks and com. fireworks. Tuesday, July 4, 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Independence Day at Universal A special version of the popular Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; Universal360: A Cinesphere Spectacular, a altamonte.org. orlandoweekly.com

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Star Spangled Sanford Live entertainment and fireworks over Lake Monroe. Tuesday, July 4, 4-10 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free; sanfordfl.gov. Symphony Under the Stars An evening of fireworks and patriotic and Pops classics presented by the Brevard Symphony Orchestra. Tuesday, July 4, 8-11 pm; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free; 321-242-2219. Watermelon 5K Start Independence Day off right with a 5K around the city of Winter Park. Tuesday, July 4, 7 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $30; trackshack.com. Worst of July: Bands, Burgers, Booze and Boom Booms Part of Will’s Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays. Featuring Heavy Lids, Muddle, the Mold, Golden Pelicans and Problem Pack. Tuesday, July 4, 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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READY WHEN YOU ARE Keep hot nights free for these can’t-miss concerts

lee from the unyielding heat of sticky summer nights into your favorite hole-inthe-wall venue or enormodrome and experience some live music. The summer months are when musicians both mainstream and obscure hit the road in droves and there’s sure to be something to pique your interest. Sure, Orlando didn’t score a date on the Paul McCartney or Kendrick Lamar tours, but here are 10 shows every bit as essential and energizing. HALL & OATES with Tears for Fears 7 p.m. Friday, June 9 Amway Center $32-$216

Body of Light are like the Depeche-Modemeets-Nitzer-Ebb that Memento Mori dreams are made of.

Legendary R&B singer, electro disco diva and Supremes lead vocalist Ross touches down at the Dr. Phil as part of her “In the Name of Love” tour. Get ready to breathe in the presence of pop royalty, and to be drowned in a tidal wave of hits that stretches across decades. WARPED TOUR 11 a.m. Friday, June 30 Tinker Field $39-$49

Now that’s what we call nostalgia! Two distinct strains of ’80s radio rock – Hall & Oates’ blue-eyed yacht-soul and Tears for Fears’ epic synth-pop hymns – collide, making for pure arena gold.

Mark your calendar by it: Warped Tour is back and this year it’s a little louder and a little edgier than before, with surprises like War on Women, GWAR and Adolescents as part of the lineup.

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METALLICA

with Body of Light 8 p.m. Friday, June 16 Will’s Pub $12-$15

with Avenged Sevenfold, Volbeat, Mix Master Mike 6 p.m. Wednesday, July 5 Camping World Stadium $55-$535

GINUWINE

It’s been awhile since thrash metal godfathers Metallica rolled through town, but the faithful are sure to roll deep into Camping World. Expect heavy metal parking lot outside, metal anthem after metal anthem inside, and sprained necks the next day.

The ’90s R&B singer brings his greatest-hits-heavy “All-White Affair” tour to House of Blues. Expect to hear “Pony” and “In Those Jeans,” and to see the Bachelor himself put on a hell of a show.

Summer will get a little more chilly in Orlando when Los Angeles’ Black Marble – purveyors of dark, primal but incredibly danceable synth-pop – descend upon town. Black Marble – the solo project of Chris Stewart, aided and abetted by a rotating cast of musicians – released It’s Immaterial last year on Ghostly International to rave reviews. And openers

DIANA ROSS 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, June 27 Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center $49.50-$129.50

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BLONDIE

8 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 15 Hard Rock Live $29.50-$35

with Garbage 8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 9 Hard Rock Live $45.50-$120.50

What was once only the stuff that mixtape dreams are made of has now become manifest. OG NYC punk icons Blondie and fiery ’90s alternative rock supergroup Garbage are sure to captivate on their joint “Rage and Rapture” tour. DONALD FAGEN & THE NIGHTFLYERS 7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 11 Hard Rock Live $47.50-$125.50

Steely Dan mainman and enigmatic pop polymath Fagen hits town with his new band of young guns, the Nightflyers. Expect a tour through the Fagen solo catalog, Steely Dan numbers and “swell surprises,” as promised by Fagen … which somehow sounds sinister.

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He may have played Orlando twice last year, but rapper/space alien Lil Yachty can’t get enough of the City Beautiful, scheduling a headlining gig at Hard Rock as part of his summertime “Teenage” tour, promoting soon-to-be-released new album Teenage Emotion. ED SHEERAN 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 31 Amway Center $36.50-$86.50

English singer-songwriter and unlikely heartthrob Ed Sheeran has been impossible to miss lately – from performing at this year’s Grammys (and taking home a Song of the Year award) to live performances on the Today Show to chart ubiquity. And now you’ll get a chance to re-enact the Beatles on Ed Sullivan-level mania in person. mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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BlackFootJoe 9:30 pm-2 am; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 317-991-8618. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Hail the Sun 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Teen Night Foam Party 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-872-0066. Wolvhammer 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13. Sarah Stead Student Recital 6:30 pm; Opera recital from students of singer Sarah Stead. Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713; timucua.com.

Constellations: Carlos Mendoza, Fobia, Chris Ayo, Romny Castillo 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price. Glowrage Paint Party 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066. Joe Jackson 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $37.50-$67.50; 407-228-1220. Kulture Shock 10 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999. Lil Pump 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570. Sgt. Pepper’s Live: 50th Anniversary Tribute 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 760-908-2528. Strange Angels 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Crumb, Lance Bangs, the Welzeins, Room Thirteen 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. MusI.Q. From the Heart Open Mic 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. September Mourning, Meka Nism, Martyrs Asylum, A Fine Line, Your Design 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-673-2712. FRIDAY, JUNE 2

The Cheaters 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; contact for price; 407-704-6261.

Mon Laferte 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$60; 407-246-1419.

Quantum X 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Torque: Machete 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-403-2938.

Tour de Fat: Jamestown Revival 4 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $25; 407-295-3247.

TUESDAY, JUNE 6

Cop City/Chill Pillars, Curleys 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

West End’s 11th Annual Hurricane Party noon; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20; 407-322-7475.

Doyle, Davey Suicide 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-673-2712.

Year Zero, Medal Militia, Wasted Years, Niburu 7:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8-$12; 407-673-2712.

Punk on the Patio: Felicity, Luvlost, Tesplora 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 321-245-7730.

Yolanda Bigyo 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7

SUNDAY, JUNE 4

Child Abuse, Golden Oriole, Obliterati 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

SATURDAY, JUNE 3

El Pollo Brito 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; contact for price; 407-704-6261.

Boogie 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Broken Things, Changer, Vinnie 7 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670.

Otep, F.I.L.T.H., Armada, Dylan & The Flips 6:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-673-2712.

Chakra Khan 9 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Paul Adey 3:30-4:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

THURSDAY, JUNE 1

Create: Minnesota 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 407-872-0066.

Markus Schulz 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Lorna Shore, Bodysnatcher, The Extortionist 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. (Sandy) Alex G, Japanese Breakfast, Cende 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $14-$17; 407-246-1419. THURSDAY, JUNE 8

MONDAY, JUNE 5

Ellington For Lovers 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35. Koo Koo Kanga Roo 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. Koo Koo Kanga Roo, EyeQ, Under Polaris, Jackson Alexander Parodi, Lotus Cloud 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5-$8; 407-332-9636.

Advanced Listening: Second Subject, Aftermarket, Sean Shakespeare, Skip, E-Turn, Acey Watuso, Swamburger, Divinci 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Absinthe Jazz Trio 8:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Avant Garbage, Schitt 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Colorvision, Stranger Stranger, Rocko English, James Pippin, the Sugar Fathers 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

Destruction, Jungle Rot, Warbringer, Demons Within 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$23; 407-673-2712. orlandoweekly.com

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Create: Mija, Whipped Cream 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-872-0066. Froggy Fresh 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$45. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Mentors, The Robinsons, Killing Tradition 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475. Sean Holcomb 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Skillet, the Reality of Yourself 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$57; 407-934-2583. FRIDAY, JUNE 9

Acropolis, Eprom, Sayer, Tadeo, Vampa, Mash 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$30; 407-704-6261. Blizzard of Ozzy 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8; 407-934-2583. Blueanimal 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Mai Tatro, Sticky Steve & the Convicts, A Thousand Times Better, My Maiden Name 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. The Murder Junkies, Moonmen From Mars, Room Full of Strangers, Bubble Boys, Gamma Waves 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Music in the Library: A Carpenters Tribute 11 am-noon; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. My Maiden Name 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. RAINN Benefit: Wet Nurse 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; contact for price; 407-999-2570. Tears of a Tyrant, Those Who Wander, Eugene Snowden & Friends 9 pm-midnight; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 321-278-0452. W&W 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699. Yacht Rock Revue 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583. SUNDAY, JUNE 11

Daryl Hall & John Oates, Tears for Fears 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $32-$216; 800-745-3000..

Central Florida Sounds of Freedom: We. Are. Americans. 3:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $10; 407-896-7365.

Ho99o9 (Secret Show) 9 pm; Address to be disclosed, TBA; unknown.

Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Los Padres 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Khris Audio 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Mr. Hymn, Transcendental Telecom, RV 8 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-421-1670.

MONDAY, JUNE 12

Torque: René LaVice 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-403-2938.

Pacific Dub, Katastro 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

TUESDAY, JUNE 13

Tip “T.I.” Harris 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-872-0066.

The Birthday Massacre, Army of the Universe, Sumo Cyco 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$75; 407-246-1419.

Vybe Night 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Strawberry Girls, Comrades, Belle Noire, SAROS 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

SATURDAY, JUNE 10

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14

Avillo 7 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; contact for price; 407-730-3999.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Crystal Dagger 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819.

Kevin Garrett 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

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Yngwie Malmsteen 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583. THURSDAY, JUNE 15

Dave Mason 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39-$65; 407-228-1220. Emily Kopp 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $11.49; 407-595-2713. Humming House 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Jason Bieler (Saigon Kick) 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$50; 407-246-1419. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Natty’s Common Roots 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. FRIDAY, JUNE 16

Agent 13 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171. Allan Vache Quartet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

SATURDAY, JUNE 17

Carlos Daniels: Homenaje a Juan Gabriel 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8; 407-934-2583. CFCArts Symphony Orchestra: American Roadtrip 7:30 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10-$25; 407-937-1800 x710. Fresh Produce Art & Music Festival 3 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10. Give, Protester, Unified Right, Flamethrower 9 pm; Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $5-$7. Kevin Maines & the Volts, Shak Nasti, Hannah Harber & the Lionhearts 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Mike Davis 6:30-9 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $25; 352-385-0034. Mutoid Man, Helms Alee 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419. SUNDAY, JUNE 18

Black Marble, Body of Light 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15. CFCArts Symphony Orchestra: American Roadtrip 7:30 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10-$25; 407-937-1800 x710. Darell 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$30; 407-504-7699. Josh and Julieann 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. Old Man Crunchy 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Broccoli Samurai 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Gorguts, Defeated Sanity, Exist 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712. Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Lindsey Stirling, James Arthur, Judah 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $47; 407-934-2583. MONDAY, JUNE 19

Said the Sky 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

Jeff Rupert Quartet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Saved by the ’90s 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8; 407-934-2583.

Somber, Everything We Have, Heliophonic, Men Against Fire 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Summer Meltdown: Armada, Kill the Sound, Sark Summer, Breathing Theory, Fight Fall, Anyone’s Guess 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066. Tears of a Tyrant 9 pm-1 am; Bloodhound Brew Pub & Eatery, 5801 Conroy Windermere Road; free; 321-278-0452.

TUESDAY, JUNE 20

Linda Cole, Greg Parnell and Company 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

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Mai Tatro 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21 FRIDAY, JUNE 23

Carol Stein & Friends 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Raspberry Pride: Raspeberry Pie, Blonk, Run Raquel 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 201-835-6290. THURSDAY, JUNE 22

Create: Green Velvet, Latmun 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066.

’80s Night: Rockit Fly 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; contact for price; 407-704-6261. Airtight 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951. Ancient Sun 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171. The Districts, the Spirit of the Beehive 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419.

SATURDAY, JUNE 24

Chon, Tera Melos, Covet, Little Tybee 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$21; 407-648-8363. Classic Albums Live: Pink Floyd The Wall 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483. Grown & Sexy Summer Jam: DJ Ninjai, DJ Captain Celcius 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Incandescence: The Nightwalker Festival: Bubble Boys, Colorvision, Spork, People of the Plains 5 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $8-$12.

Frank Iero & the Patience 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419.

The Dropa Stone, Bear in the Woods, School of Rock Oviedo 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570.

Kira Kira Pop: Moistbreezy, DJ Clickbait, Cooliane, Gojii, Hoshikuzu Kid, Vermillionaire, Cherry Wallflower 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; $12; 407-894-4494.

James Pippin, Renee is a Zombie 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-552-2970.

Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824.

Kolars, the Sh-Booms, Mike Dunn & the Company, Richard Sherfey & All Gods Children 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Jamila Tekalli 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

Sunny Malouf, Dame, Francesco Yates 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $22.50-$25.50; 407-351-5483.

Micah Schnabel (Two Cow Garage) 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Wimps, Radicalized Youth 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

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Orlando Rocks!: Copper Bones, Kinky Rhino, Megaphone 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583.

What So Not 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699. Women Who Rock ft. Quantum X 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171. SUNDAY, JUNE 25

Don Bear, Tears of a Tyrant, The Whiskey Sharts 6-10 pm; Belle Isle Yacht Pub, 7521 S. Orange Ave.; free; 321-278-0452. Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Jauntee 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-322-7475. Ozuna, Rumba Bash, Bad Bunny 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $39-$270; 800-745-3000. MONDAY, JUNE 26

Boogarins 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $12; 407-354-1577. Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Veda 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

TUESDAY, JUNE 27

Diana Ross 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50-$129.50; 844-513-2014. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. THURSDAY, JUNE 29

Duke Dumont 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$30; 407-648-8363. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Lil Tracy 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20-$50; 407-999-2570.

Chris Cortez Trio 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

The Filthy Casuals, Holy Human 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Corey Smith 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19.50-$29.50; 615-610-1970.

Morbid Saint 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Jordan Foley, Plane Versus Cult, Wes & Stray Hares, Prison Wine 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Knockdown Dragout, Oak Hill Drifters 9 pm-1 am; Route 46, 4316 W. State Road 46, Sanford; free; 407-268-4646.

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesday Worst of July: Heavy Lids, Muddle, the Mold and more 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. WEDNESDAY, JULY 5

Slippery When Wet (Bon Jovi Tribute) 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8; 407-934-2583.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Volbeat 6 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $55-$535; 407-423-2476.

The Supervillains, Kash’d Out, Melodic Dissent 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$14; 407-246-1419.

THURSDAY, JULY 6

SUNDAY, JULY 2

Vans Warped Tour 11 am; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $39-$49; 407-423-2476. SATURDAY, JULY 1

Ocean Disco 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171.

TUESDAY, JULY 4

Ace Suggs 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819.

FRIDAY, JUNE 30

Artist Invasion With Mike Radford 10 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Conglomerate 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Bach @ the Alfond: Chuck Archard 3 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-998-8090.

Day of Reckoning, Noself, Who Was I 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-322-7475.

Bach @ the Alfond: Michelle Mailhot 3 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-998-8090.

Ghost Cat, LAVOLA, SAROS 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Daniel Skye 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$60; 407-246-1419.

Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

FRIDAY, JULY 7

Spit, Disgender 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Grind (Alice in Chains Tribute) 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

MONDAY, JULY 3

Rob Hamm 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819.

Migos 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $30-$90; 407-504-7699.

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Unlimited Devotion (Grateful Dead Tribute) 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. SATURDAY, JULY 8

Cultura Profetica 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $42-$77; 407-934-2583. Danimal Cannon 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $8-$10; 407-332-9636. Drum Corps International 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35-$50; 407-423-2476. Mai Tatro 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. R5 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$49.50; 407-228-1220.. MONDAY, JULY 10

STRFKR, Reptaliens 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $21; 407-648-8363. Zeena Parkins 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Sounds of Summer: Colors of Brass 7 pm; Experience the color and richness of brass instruments. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-228-1220; orlandophil.org. TUESDAY, JULY 11

Born of Osiris, Volumes, Betraying the Martyrs, Widowmaker 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. WEDNESDAY, JULY 12

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Rooney, Someday River 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. THURSDAY, JULY 13

Ocean Disco 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171. The Steady 45’s, the Duppies, Control This! 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. FRIDAY, JULY 14

Career, Witchbender, Acid Baptism 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104.

Robby Clark, Renzo Ruiz, Rey Rodriguez 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price. Ted Nugent 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $45-$69.50; 407-228-1220. SATURDAY, JULY 15

Adrenaline Mob, The Wild, Jupiter Groove, Kinky Rhino, Dylan Matthew & The Flips 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15; 407-322-7475. Hard To Port 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. Orkid & DJ Rockit 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price. Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Streetlight Manifesto 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22-$45; 407-934-2583. SUNDAY, JULY 16

Summer Sing: Mozart’s Requiem 3 pm; Performance by the Bach Festival Choir. Tiedtke Concert Hall, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2000; bachfestivalflorida.org. TUESDAY, JULY 18

Blue Bamboo’s One Year Anniversary: Orlando Jazz Orchestra and Guests 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. WEDNESDAY, JULY 19

Carol Stein & Friends 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Chevelle, Black Map, Dinosaur Pile Up 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $32.50-$72.75; 407-934-2583. Darkest Hour, Havok, Jesus Piece 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $18; 407-999-2570. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Kehlani, Ella Mai, Jahkoy, Noodles 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$35; 407-228-1220. Phantogram, Tycho 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$40; 407-351-5483. CONTINUED ON PAGE 44

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THURSDAY, JULY 27

Strand of Oaks 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $13; 407-354-1577.

Cindy Wilson (The B-52’s), the Pauses, the Sh-Booms 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

THURSDAY, JULY 20

Dragonforce, Once Human 7:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-648-8363.

Great Deceivers, Slow Mass, Crit 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

FRIDAY, JULY 28

Taking Back Sunday, Modern Chemistry 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27-$62; 407-934-2583.

Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824.

FRIDAY, JULY 21

Ginuwine 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27-$37; 407-934-2583. SATURDAY, JULY 22

112 9:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $29; 407-934-2583.

Rozwell Kid, Vundabar, Great Grandpa 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15. Shawn Mendes 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $44.50-$64.50; 800-745-3000. SATURDAY, JULY 29

SUNDAY, JULY 23

Catch the Groove 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Ernie Evans & The Florida State Bluegrass Band, The Gatorbone Trio 4 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25; 407-877-4736.

Moloko Plus 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Nashville in Concert 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $65.50-$125.50; 407-351-5483. Tito Puente Jr., Rico Monaco Band 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35.

Phora 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570. Prince Royce, Luis Coronel 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $31-$261; 800-745-3000. TUESDAY, AUG. 1

MONDAY, JULY 24

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Sounds of Summer: Music of the Beatles 7 pm; Elegant renderings of Beatles songs arranged for a string quartet. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-228-1220; orlandophil.org.

Khalid 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; contact for price; 407-934-2583. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 2

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. FRIDAY, AUG. 4

TUESDAY, JULY 25

The Rocket Summer 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$18; 407-246-1419.

Zomboy, Spag Heddy 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; contact for price; 407-934-2583. SATURDAY, AUG. 5

Sales, Bellows 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15. School of Rock All-Stars 6:30 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $10; 407-354-1577.

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Beres Hammond 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$65; 407-351-5483.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 26

Facelift 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $7-$10; 407-322-7475.

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

LFO 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

Sabrina Carpenter 7 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $37.50-$49.50; 844-513-2014.

SATURDAY, AUG. 19

El Gran Combo 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $30-$50; 407-351-5483.

SUNDAY, AUG. 6

All Time Low, SWMRS, Waterparks, the Wrecks 5:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28.50-$64.75; 407-934-2583.

Rob Hamm 8-11 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. MONDAY, AUG. 21

Sonu Nigam, Atif Aslam 7-9:30 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $39; 407-454-3334. MONDAY, AUG. 7

All Time Low, SWMRS, Waterparks, the Wrecks 5:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28.50-$64.75; 407-934-2583. Sounds of Summer: Shattering the Glass Ceiling 7 pm; Enjoy diverse selections from classical to pop, celebrating the music of female composers and songwriters. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-228-1220; orlandophil.org. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 9

Blondie, Garbage, Deap Vally 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $45.50-$120.50; 407-351-5483. FRIDAY, AUG. 11

Donald Fagen & the Nightflyers 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $47.50-$125.50; 407-351-5483.

Sounds of Summer: Rimma & Friends 7 pm; Travel back to the Romantic Era with beloved concertmaster Rimma Bergeron-Langlois and friends for an evening of intense emotion. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-228-1220; orlandophil.org. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 23

The Goddamn Gallows 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. FRIDAY, AUG. 25

Social Distortion, Jade Jackson 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $38.50-$83.75; 407-934-2583. SATURDAY, AUG. 26

Lifehouse, Switchfoot, Brynn Elliott 7 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $25-$45; 407-295-3247. Moloko Plus 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. MONDAY, AUG. 28

Easter Island, Oak House, Expert Timing 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. SATURDAY, AUG. 12

Laetitia Sadier Source Ensemble 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12. TUESDAY, AUG. 15

Lil Yachty 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $29.50-$35; 407-351-5483. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 16

Carol Stein & Friends 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Eric Stanley 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $25-$50; 407-704-6261. J. Cole 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $26-$434; 800-745-3000.

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Sounds of Summer: Principals of Wind Power 7 pm; The Philharmonic’s four woodwind principals perform a variety of duets, trios and quartets showing off the power of great woodwind playing. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; contact for price; 407-228-1220; orlandophil.org. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 30

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Goo Goo Dolls, Phillip Phillips 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $48.50-$115.50; 407-351-5483. THURSDAY, AUG. 31

Ed Sheeran 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; contact for price; 800-745-3000. CONTINUED ON PAGE 47

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 14

Bolzer, Trepaneringsritualen, Arms, Burn to Learn, Worsen 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

Larry Fuller Trio 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 6

Tove Lo, Daye Jack 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $27.50-$47.50; 407-228-1220.

The Afghan Whigs, Harmar 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$130; 407-246-1419.

MONDAY, SEPT. 18

Apocalyptica Plays Metallica 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $38.50; 407-934-2583.

The Melvins 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 21

Dark Tranquility, Warbringer, Striker, Sons of Ragnar, Atlas 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$65; 407-673-2712.

Young the Giant, Cold War Kids, Joywave 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33.50-$40.50; 407-351-5483.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 9

FRIDAY, SEPT. 22

Adam Ant 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$130; 407-648-8363.

Charlie Zaa 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $47.25; 407-934-2583.

Paramore 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $38.50; 844-513-2014.

Earthdance Florida through Monday, Sept. 25; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $20-$889; 863-255-4817.

Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

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Epica, Lacuna Coil, Insomnium, Elantris 6 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $26.50-$40; 407-228-1220.

Bryan Adams 8 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $43-$225; 407-295-3247.

Misterwives, Smallpools, Vinyl Theatre 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $26.50-$30; 407-648-8363.

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experience surprising colors and textures in functional, wearable and decorative art made by Central Florida craftspeople who bring a modern twist to an age-old tradition. MENNELLO MUSEUM OF AMERICAN FOLK ART

Remember, museums are usually very cold inside

ORLANDO MUSEUM OF ART 2416 N. Mills Ave. 407-896-4231 omart.org $15 admission Through June 11: Matthew Weinstein: The Living End

THE CHARLES HOSMER MORSE MUSEUM OF AMERICAN ART 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park 407-645-5311 morsemuseum.org $5 admission Through Sept. 24: The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse

Videos, paintings and drawings by a conceptual artist who works extensively in 3-D animation and explores the technical A group of gifts from the 1905 Morseand narrative concerns of this medium in Genius wedding, including Tiffany art glass, his art (pictured above). Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. Through Oct. 30: J. Hyde Crawford and Anthony Tortora Collection

Through Sept. 23, 2018: Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art

900 E. Princeton St. 407-246-4278 mennellomuseum.org $5 admission Through June 18: Our Orlando

CORNELL FINE ARTS MUSEUM Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park 407-646-2526 cfam.rollins.edu free admission May 25-Sept. 10: Patrick Martinez: American Memorial

A collection of work by five rising local artists who have shaped the visual fabric of the City Beautiful through art.

An exploration of public mourning through memorials and altered vernacular ephemera. Sea and Sky: Watercolors and Drawings by Paul Signac

Landscape watercolors and drawings by late-19th/early-20th-century French artist Works by important American artists Commemorative exhibition celebrating 75 Paul Signac. who rose to prominence in the decades years of the Morse Museum. ORANGE COUNTY REGIONAL following World War II. HISTORY CENTER ART & HISTORY MUSEUMS – June 2–Aug. 20: MAITLAND ART CENTER Florida Prize in Contemporary Art 65 E. Central Blvd. Cutting-edge work from 10 of the most 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland 407-836-8500 progressive and exciting artists working in 407-539-2181 thehistorycenter.org the state today; the winning artist receives artandhistory.org $8 admission a significant monetary award. $3 admission Through May 29: ORLANDO SCIENCE CENTER

Through July 2: Architect as Artist

Memories Matched: The Art of Camilo Velásquez

Work by Andre Smith, an accomplished In this exhibition, Velásquez re-creates architect and noted visual artist. short stories and family histories by juxtaposing imagery and words to produce Composing Maitland Featuring the architectural plans of meaningful visual works. William H. Waterhouse and Andre Smith. June 24-Oct. 8: Unveils the techniques of the creators and Threads of Our Lives: Celebrating 75 A three-part interactive experience that a behind-the-scenes look at the building’s Years of Weaving in Central Florida explores the science of our unique identities. restoration. Explore the history of weaving, and 777 E. Princeton St. 407-514-2000 osc.org $19.95 admission June 3-Sept. 4: Identity: An Exhibition of You

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Outstanding work by local high-school-age artists. June 23-Sept. 10: The Beautiful Mysterious: The Extraordinary Gaze of William Eggleston

The work of William Eggleston, renowned American photographer acclaimed for elevating color photography and transforming ordinary scenes into fine art. Curated by American novelist Megan Abbott. UCF ART GALLERY UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd. 407-823-2000 gallery.cah.ucf.edu free admission June 8-June 30: Resilience: Remembering Pulse

An exhibition of photographs, quilts, paintings, stories and more to honor the victims and LGBTQ community on the oneyear anniversary of the Pulse shootings. arts@orlandoweekly.com MAY 24-30, 2017 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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Wonder Woman In the trailers, Gal Gadot’s Diana tells Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor that she was brought to life by Zeus. He replies that this sounds “neat.” Wait a minute – was that term even in use during World War I, when the movie is set? Thirty seconds of Googling reveals that the word did not attain the colloquial meaning in question until some two decades later. Yep, that’s the sort of painstaking attention to detail we’re dealing with here. Oh, DC Cinematic Universe; you’re the DC Cinematic Universe-iest! (June 2) The Mummy You know the world we’re living in is a rotten one when they announce a Mummy reboot and the first question everybody asks is if the Brendan Fraser character will still be in it. Then again, maybe it’s a good idea to put as much daylight as possible between Boris Karloff and this opening salvo in Universal’s threat to construct a new shared universe for their classic horror characters. (Hey, that was the idea behind Van Helsing, remember?) I guess I can live with Tom Cruise and a female mummy,

but by the time they get around to defiling Frankenstein and Dracula, I’m probably going to be taking hostages. (June 9) All Eyez on Me Yes, the long-awaited, long-delayed Tupac biopic is finally coming out. Unless one man has something to say about it. And that man is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. (June 16) Transformers: The Last Knight Mark Wahlberg is going to forfeit his right to shit all over The Happening if he keeps making Transformers movies – especially this new one, which represents some sort of crossover between the ’bots and medieval steampunk technology. Which, I guess, would make them just “Formers.” (June 21) Despicable Me 3 Those minions are going to be around forever, but have you noticed that the franchise that birthed them is hewing ever closer to its Eurotrash roots? Hairy guys in Speedos is a gag only a Belgian could love, and they may also be the only market on Earth that’ll consider the introduction of Gru’s long-lost twin

brother a breathtakingly original narrative gambit. Trey Parker joins the voice cast, in a sop to our picky colonial tastes. (June 30) Spider-Man: Homecoming Tom Holland’s portrayal of Spidey in Captain America: Civil War somehow managed to feel simultaneously like a fresh new take and a more accurate representation of the character’s essence than any we had seen before. Then again, that movie was essentially a purely Disney/Marvel product, whereas final creative control of Homecoming rests with Sony. And we all know what they’ve done. I’m still expecting this to be the best webhead picture since 2, but “finest ever” may be a plaudit that remains out of reach. Exhibit A: that dumpy homeroom sidekick. (July 7) Dunkirk Here’s where we find out if the Christopher Nolan cult will follow him into a project that promises neither bat ears nor a metaphysical story framework that’s designed to be debated over endless dorm-room bong hits. Will they be satisfied instead with a World War II story that depicts the Dunkirk evacuation from three perspectives – land, sea and orlandoweekly.com

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air – and purportedly features minimal dialogue? In a further gamble, Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy are the only members of Nolan’s regular ensemble in the name cast, meaning nobody gets to argue that Dom Cobb was actually part of the plot to kill Hitler. (July 21) The Emoji Movie Con: represents the end of civilization as we know it. Pro: features Patrick Stewart as “the voice of Poop.” (July 28) The Dark Tower Some people are actually more excited about this adaptation of Stephen King’s multi-volume mythology than they are about It, which comes out just one month later. Some of us also prefer Revolver to Rubber Soul. It’s a big world. (Aug. 4) The Hitman’s Bodyguard Ryan Reynolds tries to keep Samuel L. Jackson alive long enough to deliver important witness testimony. Along the way, they wreck cars, talk smack, and do everything else grown men do when they’d secretly like to blow each other. Trust me, you’re getting too old for this shit. (Aug. 18) film@orlandoweekly.com MAY 24-30, 2017 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Delicious Disney A multi-course wine dinner from Chef John Clark celebrating the Silly Symphony Flowers and Trees anniversary. 6:30 pm; Markham’s at Golden Oak, 10501 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $249; 407-939-5773; disneygoldenoak.com. Open Mic Comedy Open mic comedy in the piano bar. Every Wednesday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Orlando City vs. DC United MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $32-$255; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Rifle Paper Co. After Hours Enjoy complimentary drinks and 15 percent off of Rifle Paper Co. products. 5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-622-7679; riflepaperco.com. FRIDAY, JUNE 2

Animal Crackers A nostalgic Marx brothers musical comedy. Through July 2; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $23-$47; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com.

Pink Collar Comedy Show The worlds of stand-up comedy and drag collide. Hosted by Jeff Jones. 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Movies at Leu Enjoy a classic or current film in a beautiful garden. 6 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Paris Can Wait Diane Lane stars as a neglected wife who takes a romantic road trip with a suave Frenchman. Through June 15; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Miss Coco Peru: The Taming of the Tension Miss Coco Peru invites you to her place for some of her favorite stories, songs and a good dose of bullshitting. Through June 3, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $35$50; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Carmen Vallone, Ryan Holmes :30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Every other Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407-334-2200; ibelieveinwrestling.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 3

Black Garter Dolls Burlesque. 10 pm-midnight; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5-$10; 407-878-7819; facebook.com/wopshopsbrewingcompany.

Erik Myers, Craig Norberg 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Kojo Prince, Chuck Glass 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Russell Peters 8 & 10:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $35; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Erik Myers, Craig Norberg 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Kojo Prince, Chuck Glass 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Russell Peters 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $35; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Florida Prize Exhibition Preview Party Celebrate the opening of the 2017 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art at the Exhibition Preview Party. Ticket revenue from the party attendance will support the Florida Prize. Featuring culinary artistry from Orlando’s most sensational restaurants and caterers. 6-10 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30-$50; 407-896-4231; omart.org. orlandoweekly.com

National Donut Day Celebration Celebrate everyone’s favorite confection with crafts, games and delicious donuts from Krispy Kreme. 2-3 pm; Edgewater Library, 5049 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. First and third Saturdays of every month, 9 pm Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. CONTINUED ON PAGE 57 ●

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Farmers & Artisans Market The highest quality locally crafted and locally grown products in historic Downtown Longwood. Sundays, 9 am-1 pm Historic Downtown Longwood, West SR 434 and South County Road 427, Longwood; free; 321-222-7224; longwoodfl.org. Orange County Hurricane Expo Learn about hurricane preparedness and pick up free emergency supplies like weather radios and first aid kits. 9 am-1 pm; South Econ Community Park, 3800 S. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; ocfl.net. Science Night Live: Craft Beer Edition An adults-only evening at the Science Center with craft beer, food, special exhibits and more. 8 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $15.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Taste of Haiti An expo featuring Haitian food, art and music. 2-8 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; free; 352-835-1515.

Applause Awards A celebration honoring excellence in high school musical theater. 6 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $19.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Cocoa Beach Uncorked A weekend of great food from the area’s most celebrated chefs and restaurants paired with wine and craft beer. Noon-4 pm; Alan Shepard Park, 211 E. Cocoa Beach Causeway, Cocoa Beach; $55-$75; cocoabeachuncorked.com. Orlando City vs. Chicago Fire MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $32-$255; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. MONDAY, JUNE 5

Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. Watters School of Irish Dancing Traditional Irish dancing. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $15-$20; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. TUESDAY, JUNE 6

Vintage Fair & Flea Market Recurring market with vintage finds and food. First Saturday of every month, 9 am-2 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943. Orlando Pride vs. Boston Breakers Orlando Pride kicks off its second National Women’s Soccer League season in their new stadium in the heart of downtown Orlando. 7:30-9:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $30-$300; 855-675-2489; ticketmaster.com. SUNDAY, JUNE 4

Uncomfortable Brunch: World’s Greatest Dad Black comedy starring Robin Williams. Brunch served with film. Sunday, 1 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; uncomfortablebrunch.com.

Lionhearted Locally produced documentary about the defunct Red Lion Pub. 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Finding Neverland The award-winning musical about the inspiration behind J.M. Barrie’s classic story, Peter Pan. Through June 10, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$153.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Public House Comedy Showcase 9 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Every Tuesday, 8 pm Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

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Russell Peters 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $35; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Don’t Walk...Dance An annual recital by the Elizabeth Parsons School of Dance to celebrate 36 years of dancing. 2 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $28.25$31.44; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org.

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Dancer’s Pointe: United We Dance A multigenre dance performance featuring local talent (mostly children). 1 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $28.25-$31.44; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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Loose Lips Local writers read pieces based on recent events. 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

BASE: Twisted Fairytales Fairytale-themed body painting showcase. 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $11.54; 347-855-3747.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Second Thursday of every month, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $15; thorntonparkdistrict.com.

Clash of the Comics Stand-up comedy competition. 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

FRIDAY, JUNE 9

The Rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult classic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks. Second and fourth Friday-Saturday of every month, 11:15 pm AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com.

Bangrak Thai Street Kitchen Pop-Up Bangrak T.S.K. settles in with their best friends at Swine & Sons Provisions to bring you regularly scheduled regional Thai street food goodness. Every other Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $5-$15; 407636-7601; bangrakthaistreetkitchen.com.

Dan Cummins 6:30 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Juanita Lolita, Zenneth Nevers 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com.

Orlando City B vs. Rochester Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Element Earth Contemporary dance performance from Emotions Dance themed around the four elements of fire, earth, water and air. 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18$20; 407-788-1659; emotionsdance.org.

Real Boy An intimate film about a family in transition. Registration required. 11:30 am-1:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. THURSDAY, JUNE 8

Femmes & Follies: Comic Book Burlesque Comic book-themed burlesque show. 10 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Dan Cummins 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Anime Festival Orlando Three-day convention for fans of anime with a live-action RPG, cosplay contests, dance events, tabletop gaming and more. Through June 11; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $35-$100; animefestivalorlando.com.

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Close Encounters of the Third Kind Science fiction film about a man who receives psychic messages from extraterrestrials. 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

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Saturday Matinee Classics: Black Orpheus This impressionistic retelling of the Greek legend of Orpheus and Eurydice introduced bossa nova to the world with its soundtrack by young Brazilian composers Luiz Bonfá and Antonio Carlos Jobim. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Van Cliburn International Piano Competition A seventeen day piano competition featuring the world’s best pianists culminates on the big screen. 1-6:30 pm; Regal Cinemas Waterford Lakes, 541 N. Alafaya Trail; $1016; 407-207-4603; fathomevents.com. Elaine Pechacek: Live Out Loud Musical theater cabaret featuring the solo and collaborative works of composer Elaine Pechacek. 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Dan Cummins 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Erik Myers, Kirk Bonacci 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Frankie Paul, Shannon Hall 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Juanita Lolita, Zenneth Nevers 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Element Earth Contemporary dance performance from Emotions Dance themed around the four elements of fire, earth, water and air. 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18$20; 407-788-1659; emotionsdance.org. Colonialtown Bar Crawl Bar crawl to five different bars in the Mills 50/Ivanhoe Village neighborhoods. 7 pm; The Guesthouse, 1321 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Friends and Family Beerfest Broken Cauldron celebrates its first year in business with a beerfest featuring more than 15 Florida breweries. 5 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; $30-$35.

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Orlando Etsy Craft Party A celebration of local artists, crafters, and vintage Items. Meet many of Orlando’s Etsy sellers and see their talented and beautiful work in-person. 11 am-5 pm; Primrose Center, 2733 S. Ferncreek Ave.; free; 407-810-9983.

It’s Showtime at the Apollo A talented company of young dancers perform to the music of popular artists who got their break at the Apollo. 3 & 6:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35; drphillipscenter.org.

Love Rocks Paint river rocks with messages and symbols of love and kindness in honor of Orlando United Day. 3:30-4:30 pm; Winter Garden Library, 805 E. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

The Purple Rain Skate Party Roller disco party with an all-Prince (and Prince-related, including Morris Day, Vanity 6 and more) soundtrack. 11 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $10; 407-834-9095.

Community Marketplace Monthly community market with vendors, food trucks and live music. Second Sunday of every month, 10 am-4 pm; Orlando Live Events, 6405 S. U.S. Highway 17-92, Fern Park; free; 407-951-8751; orlandoliveevents.com.

Orlando Love Remembrance event for the Pulse massacre with performances from the Orlando Gay Chorus, Blue Star, the Orlando Firefighters Pipes and Drums and many more. 5-10 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free.

Southwest StoryWalk Walk on the nature trail while reading the classic children’s story Henny Penny and collect fun souvenirs along the way. 10:30 am-1:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Community Park, 8249 Buenavista Woods Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

The Dru Project Pulse Anniversary Fundraiser Benefit party with door prizes, swag bags, drinking and dancing. 6-9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; donations; 407-704-6261; thedruproject.org.

Orlando United: Love Letters to Strangers Hand-write encouraging notes to be placed around the city or sent to someone in need of a boost for Orlando United Day. 5-7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info

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FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. National Theatre Live: Peter Pan The acclaimed London stage production of J.M. Barrie’s classic tale captured live at the National Theatre. 11 am-1:30 pm; Universal Cineplex 20, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $10-$16; 407-354-5998; fathomevents.com. Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Second Sunday of every month, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com.

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Second Sunday of every month, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-896-1131; thedailycity.com.

Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Every other Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Pulse Remembrance with Music & Poetry Local band Sugar City perform their song “World of Love,” inspired by the Pulse tragedy and recorded at the Melrose Center. Local poets read poems they composed in memory of the events of June 12, 2016. 2-3:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Second Monday of every month, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. Trolls Mini Camp Kids enjoy activities and classes in ballet, tap, theater dance, and arts & crafts with songs and activities from the Trolls movie! Appropriate for ages 3-7. Through June 16, 9 am-noon; Central Florida Ballet, 3306 Maggie Blvd., Suite B; $125; 407-849-9948; centralfloridaballet.com.

MONDAY, JUNE 12

Drag Queen Storytime Impulse Group presents Orlando’s first Drag Queen Storytime. 5:30-6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

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Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Every other Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

L.O.V.E.: Lessons On Vulnerability and Empathy Participate in a discussion and craft about L.O.V.E.: Lessons On Vulnerability and Empathy. Build a better self to build a better world. 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Ultimate Elvis Contest & Festival Fundraiser Dress in your best Elvis attire for an Elvis wine walk, concert, sale and more. 5-11 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $45$75; 407-962-0263; epcontinentals.com.

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Cult Classics: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Bette Davis and Joan Crawford star in this 1962 film about Hollywood sisters forced to live with each other’s egos. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Vintage Favorites: The Sting A young con man seeking revenge for his murdered partner teams up with an old pro to win a fortune from a criminal banker. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Every other Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407-334-2200; ibelieveinwrestling.com.

Milk Money Movies: The Secret Life of Pets The quiet life of a terrier named Max is upended when his owner takes in a stray dog named Duke. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Kojo Prince & the Got Jokes All Stars 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Paint for Pulse Patrons are invited to paint their own piece of art to symbolize what the last year has meant to them and their community. Supplies will be provided. The finished artwork will be displayed at the Alafaya Branch. 7-8 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14

Clash of the Comics Stand-up comedy competition. 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Magic Mike 50 Shades Darker Erotic male dance revue. 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $20; 407636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

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Back to the Future Trilogy The classic ’80s time-traveling trilogy. Back to the Future at 4 pm; Back to the Future Part II at 6:30 pm; Back to the Future Part III at 8:45 pm. 4 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8-$18; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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The Hero Sam Elliott stars as an aging former TV star who has to examine his life in the wake of unexpected news. Through June 29; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Dear Bette Cabaret tribute to Bette Midler by Jennica McCleary. Through June 18; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; contact for price; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Corey Holcomb 6:30 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Dean Napolitano 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. James Yon, Mike Charette 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Vince Taylor, Brody Love 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10.

Corey Holcomb 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Dean Napolitano 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. James Yon, Mike Charette 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Jim Jefferies Stand-up. 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $39.50-$49.50; 407-351-5483; hardrock.com. Tig Notaro 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $27.50$39.50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. Big Bang Boom! Cabaret Burlesque. 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $10; 407636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

No Borders: The Tournament Graffiti tagging tournament. 8:30 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $7; 407-332-9636. Chief’s Combat for a Cure A course of exercises that mimic the movements of a firefighter when on the job. The top three participants are awarded medals. Benefits the National Brain Tumor Society. 9-11 am; CrossFit Independence, 570 N. Alafaya Trail; $20; Bmcdermed@mac.com; braintumor.org. Festival of the Sea Multiple seafood vendors serve up your favorites. 11 am; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $5-$30; 407-381-5310; gopartylive.com. Free RPG Day Celebrate Free RPG Day with demos, giveaways and introduction sessions. 2 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com. Haitian Academy Awards Show An awards show honoring Haitian celebrities in music, acting, art and other fields of entertainment. 5 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $40-$65; 407-246-4262; drphillipscenter.org. Ultimate Elvis Contest & Festival Fundraiser Dress in your best Elvis attire for an Elvis wine walk, concert, sale and more. Noon-11 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $45$75; 407-962-0263; epcontinentals.com. World Beauty Fitness & Fashion Be mesmerized by some of the most beautiful models in the world as they take the stage in a show of glitz and glamor. 5 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $73.75; drphillipscenter.org. Hot Dogs, Cool Cats Adopt-a-thon Reduced adoption fees for dogs and cats. 10 am-6 pm; Orange County Animal Services Pet Rescue and Adoption Center, 2769 Conroy Road; cost of adoption; 407-836-7297; ocnetpets.com. CONTINUED ON PAGE 65

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THURSDAY, JUNE 22

The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Third Saturday of every month, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356.

Vintage Favorites: To Kill a Mockingbird A lawyer in the Depression-era South defends a black man against an undeserved rape charge. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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Bert Kreischer 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Father’s Day Brunch: Die Hard A special barbecue lunch buffet followed by a screening of everyone’s favorite not-a-Christmas movie. 11:30 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $35; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Corey Holcomb 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Standing Ovation Summer Dance Showcase Experience the art of dance through jazz, hip-hop, ballet, musical theater, gospel, lyrical, tumbling, acro, tap and contemporary dance. 6 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25; drphillipscenter.org. MONDAY, JUNE 19

Music Mondays: Chasing Trane: The John Coltrane Documentary The definitive documentary film about an outside-the-box thinker with extraordinary talent whose boundaryshattering music continues to impact and influence people around the world. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Cocktail Cabaret A night of burlesque, bands and booze from Kissa Von Addams, Ivy Les Vixens and more. 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; willspub.org. BlogHer17 An exhilarating mix of content creators, social media stars, entrepreneurs, inspiring keynotes, and sessions where you’ll learn the latest blogging and social media techniques. Through June 24, 8 am-8 pm; Hilton Orlando Bonnet Creek, 14100 Bonnet Creek Resort Lane; $99-$799; 602-320-5613; blogher.com. FRIDAY, JUNE 23

Adam Avitable, Brett James 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Bert Kreischer 6:30 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Catherine Maloney, Mike Lee 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com.

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Milk Money Movies: Despicable Me A criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, but their love changes him for the better. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Mayor Dyer Cooks You Breakfast Tacos The mayor cooks breakfast tacos with eggs, cheese, chorizo, bacon and salsa. 5 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

Jersey, Marley 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Kurtis Connor 6:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15; 407-4126895; thevenueorlando.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 24

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Bert Kreischer 6 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Clash of the Comics Stand-up comedy competition. 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Catherine Maloney, Mike Lee 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com.

Wanderlust Wednesday Stroll through Ivanhoe Village and sample drinks at different establishments. Third Wednesday of every month, 5-9 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $25; ivanhoevillage.org.

Jersey, Marley 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.

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A Tribute to Audrey Hepburn Series Four films featuring the legendary star. Roman Holiday at 2:30 pm; Sabrina at 5 pm; Funny Face at 7:15 pm; Breakfast at Tiffany’s at 9:30 pm. 2:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8-$24; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Lillette’s Rhythm Club One-woman musical about jazz concert pianist Lillette JenkinsWisner. Through June 25; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. PAW Patrol Live A family-friendly story about animal friends saving the day. Through June 25, 10 am & 2 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $21.75$53.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. New Smyrna Beach Bicycle Bar Tour More than 3,000 bicyclists descend on New Smyrna Beach for a bar crawl unlike any other. 11 am; J.B.’s Fish Camp, 859 Pompano Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free. Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. Fourth Saturday of every month, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. TEDxOrlando An independently organized manifestation of the internationally acclaimed TED Conference. 2 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $100; drphillipscenter.org. Orlando Pride vs. Houston Dash Orlando Pride kicks off its second National Women’s Soccer League season in their new stadium in the heart of downtown Orlando. 4-6 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $30-$300; 855-675-2489; ticketmaster.com. Shark Stride 5K 5K to raise money for a medical mission trip to Guatemala. Features a bounce house, face painting, corn hole, fun activities, snow cones, food and more. Shirt included with registration. 7 am-3 pm; Nova Southeastern University – Orlando, 4850 Millenia Blvd.; $25; 941-586-2428. Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Last Saturday of every month, noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060. SUNDAY, JUNE 25

Peanut Butter Matinee: Harry and the Hendersons John Lithgow stars in this film about a family who ends up adopting a sasquatch. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Bite Night Sample tastings from top local restaurants while enjoying live entertainment and cooking demonstrations. 7 pm; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $40-$65; bitenightorlando.com. Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Every other Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Every other Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. TUESDAY, JUNE 27

Cult Classics: One Crazy Summer Savage Steve Holland’s comedy about a high school grad (John Cusack) who gets entangled with a rock singer (Demi Moore). 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Milk Money Movies: Sing A theater impresario holds a singing competition in an attempt to save his theater in a city of anthropomorphic animals. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Fourth Tuesday of every month, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28

John Morgan No, not that John Morgan. 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 29

The Wizard of Oz Dorothy Gale is swept away from her home in Kansas to the magical land of Oz and seeks out the Wizard, who can help her return home. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. FRIDAY, JUNE 30

Florida Surf Film Festival Films about surfing. 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Movieola: Gremlins A group of mischievous creatures cause havoc in a small town. 8:15 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free; cityoforlando.net. CONTINUED ON PAGE 69

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Alex U, David Jolly 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Jeff Jones, Mike Charette 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Kevin White, Ben Jones 8:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com. Shawn Wayans 6:30 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Every other Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407-334-2200; ibelieveinwrestling.com. SATURDAY, JULY 1

Alex U, David Jolly 7 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Kevin White, Ben Jones 8:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; eastorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com.

Shawn Wayans 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Dan TDM The British YouTuber and professional gamer brings his favorite characters to his live show. 2 & 6:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39.50-$79; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

THURSDAY, JULY 6

Citizen Kane News reporters scramble to discover the meaning of a publishing tycoon’s final utterance. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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An Evening with Bill Maher The Emmy award-winning host of HBO’s Real Time. 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45-$85; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

Rifle Paper Co. After Hours Enjoy complimentary drinks and 15 percent off of Rifle Paper Co. products. First Thursday of every month, 5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-622-7679; riflepaperco.com.

Lavell Crawford 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Orlando City B vs. Pittsburgh Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

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Orlando Pride vs. Chicago Red Stars Women’s professional soccer. 5 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Grease Sing Along Sing along with a screening of the musical. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $25-425; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

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Dean Napolitano 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10.

Clash of the Comics Stand-up comedy competition. 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. First Friday of every month, 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com.

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FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Lavell Crawford 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

Orlando City B vs. Tampa Bay Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. FRIDAY, JULY 14

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Val Kilmer: Citizen Twain Val Kilmer appears in person to introduce a screening of his oneman play about Mark Twain. 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30-$70; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Every other Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Second Monday of every month, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com.

Alex U, Alan Newcombe 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Art & Music in the Park Enjoy live music, local vendors and a food truck bazaar every month. Friday, 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free; casselberry.org. Bastille Day Audubon Park’s 10th annual celebration of all things French. Through July 15, 11 am; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; free. I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Every other Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407-3342200; ibelieveinwrestling.com.

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Milk Money Movies: Ice Age: Collision Course The animals try to fend off a meteor strike that would destroy the world. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. WEDNESDAY, JULY 12

Clash of the Comics: The Finals 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Central Florida Job Fair More than 80 companies offer thousands of career openings. Noon-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-834-4022; cfec.org. THURSDAY, JULY 13

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly A bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third man in a race to find a fortune in gold. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Beauty and the Beast Original animated feature about a girl who develops Stockholm syndrome and gets involved in zoophilia. 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Second Thursday of every month, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $15; thorntonparkdistrict.com.

The Godfather Trilogy A binge series you can’t refuse. The Godfather at 2 pm; The Godfather Part II at 5:30 pm; The Godfather Part III at 9:15 pm. 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8-$18; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Craft Escapes Crafting and scrapbooking expo. 10 am-3 pm; Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort and Campground, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $30-$445; 800-000-0000; framingfate.com. Tacos & Tequila An afternoon filled with tequila tastings, Pacifico beer, live music and tacos of all kinds. Noon-3 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $15-$35; 407-839-3000; orlandoweeklytickets.com. Orlando Pride vs. Kansas City FC Women’s professional soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. TUESDAY, JULY 18

Milk Money Movies: Trolls After the Bergens invade Troll Village, Poppy, the happiest Troll ever born, teams up with the curmudgeonly Branch to rescue her friends. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

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International Champions Cup: Paris SaintGermain vs. Tottenham Two top-tier international clubs face off. 8-11 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $28-$94; 407-440-5700; campingworldstadium.com. SUNDAY, JULY 23

Mitch Fatel 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

THURSDAY, JULY 20

Frankenstein An obsessed scientist assembles a living being from parts of an exhumed corpse. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Mitch Fatel 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. FRIDAY, JULY 21

Mitch Fatel 6:30 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. Orlando City vs. Atlanta United MLS soccer. 7 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $32-$255; 855675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. SATURDAY, JULY 22

Star Trek Series Travel through the galaxy with these six classic films. Star Trek – The Motion Picture at 9:30 am; Star Trek II – The Wrath of Khan at 12:30 pm; Star Trek III – The Search for Spock at 2:30 pm; Star Trek IV – The Voyage Home at 4:30 pm; Star Trek V – The Final Frontier at 6:45 pm; Star Trek VI – The Undiscovered Country at 9 pm. 9:30 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8-$36; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Hairspray In ’60s Baltimore, plus-size teen Tracy Turnblad’s dream of dancing on the popular “Corny Collins Show” comes true and turns her from a social outcast into a sudden star. Through July 23; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20$75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Mitch Fatel 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Warren Durso, Adam Murray 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. 72

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Cult Classics: After Hours Martin Scorsese film about a man who gets stranded in Manhattan. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Milk Money Movies: Lego Batman Movie Bruce Wayne discovers that he’s accidentally adopted a teenage orphan who wishes to become his sidekick. 10 am; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $2; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. WEDNESDAY, JULY 26

Tana Mongeau and Friends Teenage girl YouTube star. 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-872-0066. THURSDAY, JULY 27

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers An 1850s backwoodsman brings a wife home to his farm and his six brothers decide they want to get married too. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. FRIDAY, JULY 28

Mamma Mia! Sing Along Sing along to your favorite ABBA songs during a screening of the musical. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$20; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Movieola: Sing In a city of humanoid animals, a hustling theater impresario’s attempt to save his theater with a singing competition becomes grander than he anticipates. 8:15 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free; cityoforlando.net. Piff the Magic Dragon 5:30 & 9 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$50; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com. I Believe in Wrestling Live pro wrestling. Every other Friday, 8-10 pm; Team Vision Dojo, 6923 Narcoossee Road; $10-$15; 407-3342200; ibelieveinwrestling.com.

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Piff the Magic Dragon 5:30 & 9 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$50; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Childhood Cancer 5K Fun Run/Walk Charity 5K to raise money to fight childhood cancer. 8 am; Bill Frederick Park, 3401 S. Hiawassee Road; $25; calebsolomonwilliamsfoundation.org.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com. SATURDAY, AUG. 5

SUNDAY, JULY 30

The Blondes of Alfred Hitchcock Series Blondes have less fun in these four thrilling Hitchcock classics. Rear Window at 2:30pm; The Birds at 5pm; To Catch a Thief at 7:15pm; Psycho at 9:30pm. 2:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8-$24; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Piff the Magic Dragon 5:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$50; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Godfrey 6 & 9:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-4805233; theimprovorlando.com.

TUESDAY, AUG. 1

Public House Comedy Showcase 9 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free.

Vintage Fair & Flea Market Recurring market with vintage finds and food. 9 am-2 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943.

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SUNDAY, AUG. 6

Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Godfrey 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Orlando City B vs. Harrisburgh Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 1-855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

TUESDAY, AUG. 8

Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060.

THURSDAY, AUG. 3

Meet Me in St. Louis The four Smith daughters prepare for a reluctant move to New York in the year leading up to the 1904 St. Louis World’s Fair. 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $8; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Godfrey 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Rifle Paper Co. After Hours Enjoy complimentary drinks and 15 percent off of Rifle Paper Co. products. 5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-622-7679; riflepaperco.com.

Cult Classics: The Last Dragon Kung-fu film set in 1980s Harlem that dares to answer the question, “Who is the master?” 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Orlando Pride v. Washington Spirit Women’s professional soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. THURSDAY, AUG. 10

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter’s third year at Hogwarts starts off badly when he learns deranged killer Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban prison and is bent on murdering the teenage wizard. 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free.

FRIDAY, AUG. 4

Devin Siebold, Mike Lee 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $15; thorntonparkdistrict.com.

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Art & Music in the Park Enjoy live music, local vendors and a food truck bazaar every month. 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free; casselberry.org. New World Consciousness Conference & Expo An international knowledge forum of top researchers, teachers, authors and innovators to present compelling topics that create awareness. 7 am-10 pm; Caribe Royale Resort Suites Hotel, 8101 World Center Drive; $5-$396; 855-606-2733; newworldconsciousness.com. Wizard World Orlando Comic and pop culture convention. Rescheduled from August 2016. 3-8 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; 407-685-9800; wizardworld.com. SATURDAY, AUG. 12

Orlando Pride vs. New Jersey Sky Blue Women’s professional soccer. 4 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. SUNDAY, AUG. 13

FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Songs for a New World Performed minimalistically by a cast of two men and two women on a bare stage, this remarkable song cycle examines the challenges, rewards and knowledge we obtain and endure when pursuing our dreams. Through Aug. 29; The Studio Theatre at Tierra del Sol, 806 San Marino Drive, The Villages; $20; 352-751-7799; thesharonstudio.com. MONDAY, AUG. 14

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 16

Wanderlust Wednesday Stroll through Ivanhoe Village and sample drinks at different establishments. 5-9 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $25; ivanhoevillage.org. Orlando City B vs. Ottawa Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. 74

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Orlando City vs. Columbus Crew MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $32-$255; 855675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. FRIDAY, AUG. 25

Movieola: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story A ragtag group of rebels must infiltrate the Empire and steal the plans for the Death Star. 8:15 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free. SATURDAY, AUG. 26

Book to Big Screen: Life of Pi Film about an Indian teenager who gets stuck on a lifeboat with a ferocious Bengal tiger. 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Arts for Carts Roaring ’20s benefit party to raise money to help out handicapped dogs. 7:30 pm; Disney’s BoardWalk Resort, 2101 N. Epcot Resorts Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $55; disney.go.com. Big Bang Bazaar Market with a curated selection of more than 200 local independent artists and crafters. 11 am; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247; bigbangbazaar.net. Farmers & Artisans Market The highest quality locally crafted and locally grown products. 9 am-1 pm; Historic Downtown Longwood, West SR 434 and South County Road 427, Longwood; free; 321-222-7224; longwoodfl.org. Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060. TUESDAY, AUG. 29

Cult Classics: El Mariachi Robert Rodriguez’ film about a traveling guitar player who is mistaken for a hitman by a local criminals. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 30

Orlando City B vs. Bethlehem Soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. FRIDAY, SEPT. 1

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll. 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com.

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TUESDAY, SEPT. 12

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 20

Orlando Pride vs. Boston Breakers Women’s professional soccer. 4 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Art & Music in the Park Enjoy live music, local vendors and a food truck bazaar every month. 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free; casselberry.org.

Florida Wedding Expo Vendors show you everything you could possibly want for your wedding, all in one place. 6-9 pm; Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $10-$35; 407996-9700; floridaweddingexpo.com.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 5

Public House Comedy Showcase 9 pm The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 6

Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. Governor’s Job Fair More than 80 companies offer thousands of career openings. Noon-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-834-4022; cfec.org. THURSDAY, SEPT. 7

Rifle Paper Co. After Hours Enjoy complimentary drinks and 15 percent off of Rifle Paper Co. products. 5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407622-7679; riflepaperco.com.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 9

Orlando Pride vs. Seattle Reign Women’s professional soccer. 4 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. SUNDAY, SEPT. 10

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 14

The Haunt at Old Town Fears and phobias come to life in haunted mazes and scare zones. Through Oct. 30, 6 pm; Old Town, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; free; 407-396-4888; myoldtownusa.com.

Job Search Seminar Industry professionals provide information for job searches. Bring resumes. 6-8:30 pm; Church on the Drive, 1914 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-834-4022; cfec.org.

FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $15; thorntonparkdistrict.com.

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 15

Halloween Horror Nights Themed haunted houses, scare zones and shows open select nights. Through Nov. 4; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $69.99$80.99;407-363-8000; halloweenhorrornights. com.

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CEOtaku Florida’s first anime fighting game convention. Through Sept. 24, 9 am; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $25-$45; ceogaming.org. Orlando City B vs. Charleston Battery Soccer. 8:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando Pride vs. Portland Thorns Women’s professional soccer. 5 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $22-$100; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. n

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[ arts + culture ] dances and jarring murder ballads, into an epic ode to a vanishing touchstone of our culture, while simultaneously making a solid argument that folk songs are our best historical document of underclass concerns. Carlisle has a gifted touch with the fiddle and accordion alike, and his juggling banjo tricks are a hootenanny and a half. But it’s his rapturously lyrical script, stuffed with evocative homespun imagery that you could spend a lifetime unpacking, that makes this show the most pleasant surprise of my Fringe so far. Even if you formerly felt that folk music is “boring,” as Carlisle’s character claims, There Ain’t No More will make you a true believer. (Purple Venue through May 28) Caws & Effect

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CAWS AND EFFECT

You’d have to be birdbrained to miss this mesmerizing show

or those of us old enough to remember the days before every classroom had a TV, the overhead transparency projector was the lowliest of media presentation devices, way less cool than the 16-millimeter projector and even lowlier than the filmstrip. Well, now I apologize for anything bad I’ve thought about overhead projectors in the past, because Mind of a Snail Puppet Co.’s Chloe Ziner and Jessica Gabriel have opened my eyes to their potential with this winning fable, which unfolds through ingenious live animation. Dressed as stylized ravens and squawking instead of speaking, the Vancouver duo dangle hand-painted celluloids, shadow puppets and swirling bowls of water over their pair of projectors with amazing precision, casting moving images that look like they were plucked out of a half-remembered storybook from your childhood. The word balloon script, which follows a pair of wisecracking crows who inadvertently alter the natural world, is packed with dad-joke animal puns, but the synchronization of the visuals with the original pre-recorded acid jazz soundtrack would be mesmerizing even if you didn’t read a word. Whether you are searching for a familyfriendly production that will keep your

kids entranced, or seeking the ultimate psychedelic aid (shame there are no 4:20 performances), you’d have to be birdbrained not to catch Caws & Effect. (Silver Venue through May 28)

O-TOWN: VOICES FROM ORLANDO

A show about the Pulse attack and our community’s response to it, simultaneously heartbreaking and hopeful

orty-nine people were murdered at Pulse Nightclub last June 12, but the number of lives affected by that tragedy number in the thousands and millions. A survivor, an artist, a cop’s wife, a museum curator, a high-school student and a halfdozen others impacted by Pulse have all shared their stories in their own words through O-Town, an anthology of monologues derived from interviews conducted largely by creator-director David Lee in the wake of last summer’s shooting. With Lee, one of Orlando’s most honored theater artists, helming an all-star cast of local favorites – Daniel Cooksley, Rebecca Fisher, Jenn Gannon, Henry Gibson, Gabriella Juliet and Matthew Rush – it’s little surprise that I ended this emotionally charged show with a serious case of, um, allergies. But what’s remarkable is how restrained most of it is; instead of rending their clothes with every word (which

WANZIE WITH A Z would be understandable, considering the subject matter), the cast holds their passions in check behind moistened eyes, allowing the audience enough breathing room to really absorb their words before the full-throated, three-hanky ending. O-Town is not so much about the Pulse attack itself but our community’s response to it, and is therefore simultaneously the most heartbreaking and most hopeful show I hope to see at this (or any) Fringe. It’s a mandatory addition to my Fringe “don’t miss” list, but if you must miss it this time around, O-Town will be reprised with additional material at Shakes on June 11 as a benefit for the onePulse foundation. (Brown Venue through May 28)

THERE AIN’T NO MORE: THE DEATH OF A FOLK SINGER A poetic celebration of America’s original art form

riter-performer Willi Carlisle is a huge, hulking man in a backwoods plaid-and-overalls ensemble, and when he begins his show by applying a grotesque old-age mask as he starts rambling in a gravelly Arkansas accent, you may be forgiven for fearing you’ve walked into a chainsaw massacre movie. But at the Fringe, first impressions can be deceptive, and after a few moments you’ll discover that There Ain’t No More is one of the miracles of this year’s Festival, a poetic celebration of America’s original art form that is simultaneously ancient and avant-garde. In this one-man operetta directed by Joseph Fletcher, Carlisle relives the late 20th century, from post-WWII to the Vietnam era, through the eyes of a reclusive rural raconteur. He weaves authentic American music, including joyful square orlandoweekly.com

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Unsparingly introspective autobiography showcases a vulnerable side of the local impresario

ichael Wanzie is famous as the king of Orlando’s gay-friendly theater scene, having established the Parliament House as a legitimate theatrical venue and selling more Fringe tickets than any producer in the Festival’s history. But if you walk into Wanzie With a Z expecting a lighthearted revue or one of his popular parodies, like The Lion Queen, brace yourself, because this unsparingly introspective autobiography showcases a vulnerable side of Wanzie that few of his fans have seen. Wanzie narrates his own life story with this assistance of his younger selves, Mikey (Josh Lefkowitz) and Mike (Joshua S. Roth), as he travels from 1950s suburban Connecticut to the 1964 New York World’s Fair to 1970s Walt Disney World. There’s some delicious dishing about Wanzie’s early career as a Jungle Cruise skipper and plenty of name-dropping about Orlando theater history, which may not connect with uninitiated viewers. But the meat of the show, a devastating account of his lover’s death from AIDS, will make you bawl even if you’ve never heard of Wanzie before. Director Kenny Howard makes full use of Doug White’s multilevel set, and the banter between Wanzie’s bickering selves keeps the anecdotes moving along at a healthy pace. The play almost stumbles into schmaltz at the 11th hour with an unnecessary final song, but ultimately succeeds in striking enough emotional chords to make it a strong early contender for the best of this year’s festival. (Orange Venue through May 28) arts@orlandoweekly.com MAY 24-30, 2017 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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A focused menu of local, seasonal fare peppered with Portuguese and Brazilian flavors allows journeyman chef Bruno Fonseca to showcase his personal style and brilliant technique. Dishes, for the most part, are creative yet approachable – be it a magnificent serving of simply grilled royal red shrimp with “punched” potatoes, or golden tile crested with fennel-citrus-blueberry salad served over farro verde. Duxelles are folded into the beef for added umami in the burger, and if you’re up for a fancified sharing plate, the tuna tartare with a grating of preserved lemon and cured yolk sided with Aleppo-peppered pork rinds over an avocado puree (whew) will do just fine. Closed Sundays and Mondays. 4104 Millenia Blvd., 407-930-6206; $$

LA MERCE RESTAURANT & MARKET A seafood-leaning menu at this Spanish resto off Park Avenue shows potential, but prices may be scaring off customers who’ll never get to try their excellent black seafood paella (with squid ink), octopus carpaccio, or grouper with clams. A proper-good flan will please the custard set, and service is as friendly as can be. The restaurant’s hidden “market” sells wine, cheese and olive oil. Closed Mondays. 155 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 321-295-7611; $$$$

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This Milk District sandwich joint gives lunch reason to live, thanks to chefowner John Collazo’s mighty fine sammies. Most are served on a French roll, though the El Anormal #3 with adoboroasted pork and peppery cantimpalo sausage gooeyed up with chipotle jack cheese comes served on soft, subtly sweet egg bread. Simpler sandwiches, like the Mafioso with thinly shaved beef and the Ninja with crispy fried pork belly, shouldn’t be overlooked. Even vegetarians can get their fill with the ever-changing “Triple H,” which stands for “Happy Healthy Humans.” Closed Sundays. 207 N. Primrose Drive, 407-757-7191; $

FIREFLY KITCHEN & BAR The former Taps in Winter Park Village has transformed into Firefly, with a still-respectable list of brews as well as

48 wines available via dispensers. The atmosphere is damn fun, but the menu of burgers, flatbreads and Southern fare needs a bit of work. Glimmers of hope come from the kitchen in the fried chicken, a classic poutine with a peppery gravy, and desserts fashioned from recipes of the owner’s grandmother – the pecan pie and moonshine cake in particular. Open daily. 480 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-677-5000; $$

REEL FISH COASTAL KITCHEN & BAR

Steadily improving fish house in the former Ravenous Pig space has a lot going for it, notably the owner’s zeal to make the venture a success. Also successful: a bracing ceviche of shark, snapper and hogfish; panko-breaded roasted oysters; and a quartet of fried green tomatoes atop zesty roasted pepper vinaigrette. There’s plenty of fried goodness for the fish camp lover in you, and if the whole roasted yellowtail snapper is available, get it. Closed Mondays. 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-543-3474; $$$

LUKE’S KITCHEN AND BAR

There’s nothing novel at James Beard Award nominee Brandon McGlamery’s Maitland resto, but there’s plenty good – from the design to the cocktail program to such dishes as diver scallop ceviche, flavorful bone-in ribeye, and stellar swordfish. Meats like to get plonked atop starches and veggies here, BTW. More goodness: Peppery (though expensive) crab cake and the au poivre burger, which is our new favorite. Open daily. 640 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-674-2400; $$$$

HUNGER STREET TACOS The gourmet taco trend gains traction at Hunger Street Tacos, named after the famed Mexico City strip. Brisket, chorizo and chicken tinga tacos are twice-tortillaed in proper fashion. Vegan (sautéed hibiscus taco) and vegetarian options (squash blossom quesadilla; vegetable tinga) will please the meatless crowd. Desserts like chocoflan and Key lime pie with toasted meringue are more than just mere afterthoughts. Closed Sundays. 2103 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-545-5998; $

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the pace of your park perambulations. There’s a nice selection of moonshine cocktails, too. Open daily. Disney Springs, 1602 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-0100; $$$

IPHO NOODLE HOUSE

Vietnamese fare comes to Maitland with this second outpost of the Lake Mary original iPho. The interior won’t lift your spirits, but a savory golden pancake folded with shrimp, pork and bean sprouts will. As for their signature pho, the broth veers toward the sweeter side, but it’s hearty and can be made heartier with the addition of oxtail. Bracing beef and pork noodle soup with lemongrass is a cold-sufferer’s delight. Ask for the banh mi menu if you’re not handed one. 156 Lake Ave., Maitland, 321-422-0181; $

CHROMA MODERN BAR + KITCHEN

The modern kitchen anchoring Lake Nona Town Center’s ultra-modern landscape serves up some time-honored dishes courtesy of chef Jason Bergeron. Succulent short-rib sliders, lamb ribs, littleneck clams and luxuriant bone marrow make sharing joyfully gratifying. Open daily. 6967 Lake Nona Blvd., 407-955-4340; $$

MAESTRO CUCINA NAPOLETANA

Rosario Spagnolo returns to Park Avenue in this joint venture with fellow Neapolitan Antonio Martino. What you get is an expected blend of authenticity and populist fare, and it’s a mix that doesn’t disappoint. Sure, better Neapolitan pizzas can be had elsewhere, but you won’t find a better space in which to enjoy a slice of pie, or antipasti, pasta con polpette or spezzatino di vitello. Open daily. 528 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-335-4548; $$

DOMU

Popular ramen joint lives up to the hype offering near-perfect bowls of tonkotsu, shoyu, miso and curry ramen. There’s an uni pasta for those who want to forgo broth for the richness of sea urchin, but don’t overlook other soupless options like the crackling good Korean fried chicken with Korean butter sauce and the grilled octopus. Cocktails are taken seriously here. 3201 Corrine Drive, 407-960-1228; $$

THE STUBBORN MULE

Dishes veer toward the weighty, and beverages toward the crafty. Fried Wisconsin cheese curds and equally addicting pork belly slicked in an “Asian” sticky sauce make fine starters, while burgers and Reuben tacos make fine entrée choices. Ending with a cronut topped with vanilla bean ice cream will only cement your decision to return. Closed Mondays. 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-930-1166; $$$

BULLA GASTROBAR

South Florida Spanish joint serves up some mighty fine tapas and tipples. Chef Felix Plasencia gets it going with marvy croquetas, stellar octopus salad, and pintxos of charcoal-fired cuminmarinated pork. For more substantial plates, consider the seafood paella, arroz marinero cooked with plankton, and the red snapper fired up in a charcoal oven. Torrijas (Spanish-style French toast) drizzled with honey and served with turrón ice cream is our choice to end the meal. Open daily. 110 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-214-6120; $$$

TASTE OF YUCATÁN

No-frills Mexican joint serves up a taste of Yucatán cuisine with a grand selection of tacos, salbutes (deep-fried tacos) and panuchos (salbutes stuffed with refried beans), as well as tortas, quesadillas and rice bowls. Fillings you’ll fancy: cochinita pibil, al pastor, barbacoa and vegetarian rajas poblanas. Closed Mondays. 1375 S. Semoran Blvd., 407-704-2248; $

BARTACO

Beach-themed taquería fuses Mexican tradition with Latin, Mediterranean and Asian flavors and, for the most part, does so successfully. Tacos are small, but when corn tortillas are filled with such succulent meats as duck confit in tamarind glaze, rotisserie pork pastor, and soy-, sesame- and sriracha-marinated Angus ribeye topped with kimchi, substance trumps size. Vegetarian options (falafel, cauliflower, portobello) abound, but don’t overlook other items like grilled corn rolled in lime, cayenne and cotija. Cocktails please; desserts don’t wow. Open daily. 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407801-8226; $$

EARLS KITCHEN + BAR

As in other cities, Canadian import Earls Kitchen + Bar “unchains the chain” with way-cool interior design, and that verve finds its way into the kitchen as well, with a menu of global greatest hits ranging from bibimbap to poke. English sticky toffee pudding makes a great ending (just ask for more toffee sauce), while an above-average cocktail program keeps it interesting on the libationary front. Open daily (until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays). 4200 Conroy Road, 407-345-8260; $$

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Southern fare and French technique fuse at chef-owner Nat Russell’s down-home Sanford resto. His biscuits and gravy might be the best in Central Florida, and the same could be said of his maquechoux and creamed corn. Biscuit sandwiches are wholly satisfying, though be wary of palate-shreddingly firm biscuits. A scoop of house-made ice cream is the way to end. Breakfast and lunch only. Closed Sundays and Mondays. 125 W. First St., Sanford, 407-942-3977; $ n

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Remember the tragic story last

week of the owner of a tow truck company senselessly shot dead by a man trying to steal his car back? Well, that victim was Paul Gren, and he was also an important part of Orlando music history as the owner of Ultraviolet (or UV), a late-night club that, like the Abyss, was crucial in the underground of the legendary ’90s Orlando house music scene. He should be remembered for that.

ANNA MIKHAILOVA, RAT BASTARD, SSLOTS, THE GALLERY AT AVALON ISLAND, MAY 15

Noise was the spotlight of the latest edition of the vanguard In-Between Series featuring two notable visiting artists: Rat Bastard and Anna Mikhailova. There are multimedia artists and there is Anna Mikhailova. She’s an experimentalist who expresses in practically every medium imaginable. Some of these include music, voice, performance art and stage design – all of it fiercely modern. And Rat Bastard is, of course, the infamous noise music icon from Miami and the father of the International Noise Conference. Despite her sprawling artistic repertoire, Mikhailova is no tourist to noise. Her means and methods are advanced and deeper in craft than most. Beyond just basic digital impressionism, her performance employs lots of singular handmade instruments that involve odd non-musical objects arranged and bent in electronically mystical ways, works of art themselves. And she blends the babel with spoken word, adding drama and humanity. Befitting his legend, Rat Bastard’s rig was also incredibly original, involving a series of motion sensors in front to trigger

The SSLOTS experience is a rhythm voyage that turns ensemble extempore performance into an organism and is pure, unchained dynamism in motion. Don’t fucking dare call them a drum circle.

sound and light. And apropos to the occasion, his set sounded like the in-between static of lost radio transmissions, only cranked up, made primary and wielded into a vortex with its own will. But, really, LMFAO could’ve been the headliner and I still would’ve turned out just to see berserk Orlando percussion hive SSLOTS, a drum corps more indebted to noise than any conventional rhythm theory. As an almost entirely improvisational group, truly no two shows of theirs are alike. Consistency and predictability are in neither their modus operandi nor their mission. I’ve seen them perform in all manner of arrangement and the result is always savage art. This time, they spread out with a fully armed drummer occupying each of the four corners of the room. The effect was live quadraphonic sound without any speakers. At least that’s how they started out. As their sonic convergence grew, the players gradually migrated toward a physical nucleus at the gallery’s storefront, piece by drum piece, all without a pause. What

began as wild individual voices communicating got exponentially wilder, became cumulative, and ended up a collective beast. Together, the SSLOTS experience is a rhythm voyage that turns ensemble extempore performance into an organism and is pure, unchained dynamism in motion. Don’t fucking dare call them a drum circle.

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SHEER MAG WITH FLAMETHROWER, WILL’S PUB, MAY 18

Sheer Mag is a young band that’s rising hard with lots of street heat, enough to all but guarantee that their debut album (Need to Feel Your Love), slated for July 14 release, will pop off. And from the full, buzzing and rowdy house that received them, Orlando knows the deal. If a pure rock & roll dance party could be bottled, a Sheer Mag show is what it would look and sound like. They may be from Philadelphia but there’s a lot of Detroit gold in their shine. It’s ’70s rock glory done with classic punk spirit and delivered by a singer who is a goddamn boss with a knock-down voice. I haven’t felt this much early fire from a band in a long time, and this show testified to their phenomenon. Punk has been flirting with the ’70s for a little while now, but this is the act that could possibly tip that sea change. Revivalism never felt so fresh. Of the all-good local openers, the surprise revelation was Flamethrower, a new band containing members of modern thrillers False Punk and Gross. Like those bands, these guys have a roar that comes on like an avalanche, and it’s some of the most exciting hardcore to rise here in a while. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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A Very Bowie Party & Fundraiser MUSIC

Once upon a time, Katie Ball was our favorite cheerleader of all things local and awesome. She wrote and photographed a book about Florida bands called Any Cool Music? (still available on Amazon!), she served as director of programming at short-lived but groundbreaking cultural hub Urban ReThink, and she was just an all-around irrepressible bundle of positivity. She moved away in 2011, but she still has a place in Orlando’s history COMPOSITE BY BRETT J. BARR, ORIGINAL PHOTO OF and heart. And now Katie Ball has brain cancer. When KATIE BALL BY MIRIPHOTO she announced the news on Facebook, she did so with characteristic screwball humor and sunny attitude, but the truth is that she and her family need some help offsetting the medical bills that accompany stage IV glioblastoma. At this fundraiser featuring a night of David Bowie tunes (Ball’s favorite artist) and remembrance, anyone can contribute to Katie and Jay’s Warrior Fund on GoFundMe or bid on art in the online Art Auction to Help Katie Ball Kick Cancer’s Butt. If anyone can do that, it’ll be Katie. – Jessica Bryce Young 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free admission, donations requested EVENTS

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Even if we did get treated to a fantastic Star Wars Celebration earlier this year, MegaCon is still the kingpin when it comes to our annual popculture convention season. With numerous guests from the worlds of film and television (Tim Curry!, Eliza Dushku!, the Stranger Things kids!), comics (Tom King!, Dan Slott!, Stan Lee!), video games (Nolan North!; the voice of Super Mario, Charles Martinet!), and even the internet (Felicia Day!), MegaCon’s strength lies in having something for everyone. And this year, Mega gives a little back to the community with a special separately ticketed ($150) charity event at 7:30 p.m. Friday evening. Featuring several of the creators of the special Love Is Love benefit comic published in the wake of Pulse, the exclusive cocktail hour lets you rub elbows with some of the Love Is Love creators, including George Perez, Scott Snyder, Jason Aaron and the Badass Queen of Comics, Gail Simone. It’s the preview for a special charity auction of original art from the book and, frankly, we love it. – Thaddeus McCollum 4-9 p.m. Thursday, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive | megaconorlando.com | $20-$139

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PechaKucha Night Orlando v20 LEARNING

In Orlando, it’s been difficult for pechakucha to hold onto its mundane and simplistic nature. Originally created as a business presentation format, it became popular worldwide as a more culture-oriented fun night out, a way to give talks on anything from how to embroider to the top thrash-metal basslines of all time. But when Eddie Selover began PechaKucha Nights in Orlando, it became a proving ground for local thought leaders – some already celebrated, some surprising new faces. This 20th edition will display the growth PechaKucha Orlando has experienced in its seven years, featuring Imam Muhammad Musri of Central Florida Islam, Anna Eskamani of Planned Parenthood and Watermark editor in chief Billy Manes, among others, offering personal perspectives on current events and trends. The posters for V20 are emblazoned “We Need to Talk”; they do, we do, and we all need to listen as well. – JBY 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. | Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $24-$30

Saturday, 27

Functionally Literate presents Jeff VanderMeer with Amy Green

Sunday, 28

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Tonight’s Burrow Press event isn’t “just” a reading (not that there’s anything less than delightful about their readings); it’s a meeting of the minds between two environmental thinkers with very different takes on the natural world. Jeff VanderMeer, acclaimed author of the dystopian Southern Reach trilogy, released his latest novel, Borne, last month. Like the trilogy, it’s an enticing and foreboding look at the intertwining of technology with nature, organic family relationships in conflict with a capitalism motivated by greed and control. WMFE's Amy Green, on the other hand, is an award-winning environmental reporter whose forthcoming book, Moving Water, is a look at the attempt to save the Everglades. “Journalism tells us where we stand now,” says Jared Silvia, host of the Functionally Literate series, “and fiction can warn us about where we’re headed.” Well, OK, but let’s hope life with flying giant bears and “surveillance moss” never becomes a reality. – JBY 7 p.m. | Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | burrowpress.com | free

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Body//Talk: The Twin Peaks Party

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We’re not going to talk about Judy, we’re just going to keep her out of it. And we’re not going to speculate about the relative damn-fineness of David Lynch revisiting his iconic, deeply strange and dark-as-fuck television masterpiece after 25 years. However, we can predict that this Body//Talk Twin Peaks welcoming party will be a fun and quirky night out. Going all out in the conceptualist stakes, the event features flourishes like Twin Peaks-themed cocktails, coffee and cherry pie, and a costume contest. On the musical front, things are looking solid with sets from retro-synthwaver Moondragon (who should be right at home among the skewed nostalgia), Factory pop inheritors RV and the “Twin Peaks Ensemble,” who are tasked with re-creating Angelo Badalamenti’s flawless suicide-noir soundtrack. A plasticwrapped-Laura-Palmer is a sure costume win, but we’d love to see an Agent Phillip Jeffries wreaking havoc on smartphone cameras. – Matthew Moyer with Moondragon, RV, DJ Damn Fine Cup of Coffee, the Twin Peaks Ensemble | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $7-$10

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Memorial Day Weekend is a reason for food, music and fun in a much different way for the Caribbean crowd. For years, the Original Orlando Carnival Association has turned the city into an extravagant, colorful celebration of island culture, and in its 30th year, it’s expected to be one for the books. High-energy, costumed dancers and bands such as BackYard Mas – along with cultural music performers toting steel drums, bongos and more – bump and shake their way to the Camping World Stadium in a parade to kick off the event. People of all ages can see performers like Fay-Ann Lyons, with her pure yet powerful pipes; enjoy classic dishes from the food tents; and check out the arts and crafts from the vendors selling their wares. With the cheerful tropical music that will be playing all day and night, leaving your dancing shoes at home would be a mistake. – Kristin James noon | Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place | orlandocarnivaldowntown.com | free

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MAY 24 Carol Stein & Friends 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Dearest, Colorvision, Bluesferbones, hyper goods, Pseudo 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Real Friends, Tony Moving Parts, Broadside, Nothing, Nowhere 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$35; 407-648-8363. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Yogurt Smoothness, A Wolf in the City, Fingerstripes 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

[MUSIC] Ninja Sex Party Friday at Hard Rock Live

THURSDAY, MAY 25 The Avett Brothers 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583. Icon for Hire 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Say Anything, Bayside, Hot Rod Circuit 6:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $21-$36; 407-648-8363. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. A Very Bowie Party & Fundraiser 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged. 88

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FRIDAY, MAY 26 Artist Invasion With Richie Brown 10 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Beach House 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-648-8363. Captains Of April, Zap Dragon, Handmade Amigo 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5-$7; 407-715-3194.

Late Night Social: DJ Dan-E Crane 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419. Mayday Parade, Knuckle Puck, Milestones 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583. Michael Barr, She. 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Ninja Sex Party 8-11 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; SOLD OUT; 407-351-5483.

Emperor X, Slumberjack, Harsh Radish, Someday River, Donkng 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Noel Sanger, Carlos Mendoza, Wilson Santos 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5-$10.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

The Reality 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824.

Sacred Owls, Warm Like Winter, Eat The Elderly, Will Brack 9 pm-2 am; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-898-0009.

Jon Z. 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699.

Sah Babii 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$40; 407-872-0066.

La Vida Bohéme, Raix 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $30; 407-246-1419.

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Late Night Country Covers

Queens for the Cure Superstar drag queens get together for a good cause. The slate includes stars from RuPaul’s Drag Race, including Season 1 winner BeBe Zahara and Season 9 stars Valentina and Eureka O’Hara. Spring for VIP if you want to meet and mingle with the ladies. 6 p.m. Wednesday; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $24.50-$89.50; southernnightsorl.com

Get Your Jazz On The Alfond Inn’s swanky outdoor jazz concert is only half of the fun for these nights. Make sure you come on an empty

Grizzly Bear

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pig, to say nothing of the wine and craft cocktail selections. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Thursday; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $50; thealfondinn.com

Orlando Fringe Hip-Hop Night It’s closing weekend of Fringe – doesn’t it feel like it just started? – but there’s plenty of entertainment left for all you lawn gnomes. Friday night features a hip-hop takeover of the outdoor stage, with live band Leisure Chief joined by Damez, a cypher featuring beats by DJ Cub, standout trio Table For Three and more. 8 p.m. Friday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; orlandofringe.org

Late Night Country Covers Southern Fried Sunday on the Fringe lawn draws in two noteworthy Tennesseans, Matt Woods and Jeff Shepherd. But after the sun goes down and the respectable folk head to bed, they’ll be headed to Woods’ favorite Orlando beer and whiskey dispensary for a night playing their favorite country covers. Look for plenty of local and not-so-local guests to jump up on stage if the mood strikes ’em. Oh, there’s happy hour pricing all night, by the way. 10 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

Joe Jackson, June 2 at the Plaza Live

Micah Schnabel, June 24 at Lil Indies

Dragonforce, July 27 at the Beacham

Mon Laferte, June 5 at the Social

Duke Dumont, June 29 at the Beacham

Shawn Mendes, July 28 at Amway Center

Skillet, June 8 at House of Blues

Migos, July 3 at Gilt Nightclub

Prince Royce, July 29 at Amway Center

T.I., June 9 at Venue 578

Metallica, July 5 at Camping World Stadium

All Time Low, Aug. 6-7 at House of Blues

Hall & Oates, Tears for Fears, June 9 at Amway Center Yacht Rock Revue, June 10 at House of Blues Yngwie Malmsteen, June 14 at House of Blues Black Marble, June 16 at Will’s Pub

STRFKR, July 10 at the Beacham Born of Osiris, July 11 at the Social Rooney, July 12 at the Social Ted Nugent, July 14 at the Plaza Live

Tig Notaro, June 17 at the Plaza Live

Phantogram, Tycho, July 15 at Hard Rock Live

Jim Jefferies, June 17 at Hard Rock Live

Chevelle, July 19 at House of Blues

Frank Iero & the Patience, June 22 at the Social

Taking Back Sunday, July 20 at House of Blues

The Districts, June 23 at the Social What So Not, June 24 at Gilt Nightclub

Blondie, Garbage, Aug. 9 at Hard Rock Live

Epica, Lacuna Coil, Sept. 24 at the Plaza Live Pitbull, Sept. 29 at Amway Center Cafe Tacvba, Sept. 29 at House of Blues Thundercat, Oct. 10 at the Beacham Needtobreathe, Oct. 13 at House of Blues

Laetitia Sadier Source Ensemble, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

Bruno Mars, Oct. 14 at Amway Center

Lil Yachty, Aug. 15 at Hard Rock Live

Descendents, Oct. 20 at House of Blues

J. Cole, Aug. 16 at Amway Center Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Ed Sheeran, Aug. 31 at Amway Center Apocalyptica, Sept. 6 at House of Blues

Halsey, Oct. 22 at Amway Center Bad Suns, Nov. 3 at the Beacham Imagine Dragons, Nov. 10 at Amway Center

The Afghan Whigs, Sept. 6 at the Social

Grizzly Bear, Nov. 15 at House of Blues

The Rocket Summer, July 25 at the Social

Adam Ant, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

Gabriel Iglesias, Dec. 2 at Amway Center

SALES, July 25 at Will’s Pub

The Melvins, Sept. 18 at the Social

Katy Perry, Dec. 17 at Amway Center

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As DJ Screw is to Houston and RZA is to New York City, so is DJ Magic Mike to Orlando. Basically, a treasure, a monument, an institution. And kicking back against becoming a museum piece, he’s still making music and DJing very regularly around town! Magic Mike (née Christopher Martin) is a worshipper at the altar of bass, a prophet of the low end, falling in with early and cutting-edge Miami Bass DJs and producers at the tail end of the ’80s. Though Magic Mike returned to Orlando in short order, the sounds he was helping develop and hone were still inextricably linked with the Miami Bass boom (ha), with his epochal 1990 album Bass Is the Name of the Game and 1992’s Ain’t No Doubt About It recognized as all-time classics of the genre and distinguishing themselves with a grimier more hard-driving sound – still sounding fresh to our ears. Unwilling to be pigeonholed, Magic Mike expanded his oeuvre into more straightforward hip-hop areas and even some break-oriented work, always staying one step ahead of himself. Find out for yourself if bass really is the final frontier. – Matthew Moyer 9 p.m. | House of Blues, Disney Springs | 407-934-2583 | hob.com/orlando | $15

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VCTMS, Portals, Living in Dissonance, NoSelf, Sick Thrill 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

Classic Albums Live: Stevie Ray Vaughan Texas Flood 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Vivacity Nostalgia Radio Hour: A Patriotic Salute 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $18-$28; 407-636-9951.

Firesphere, Plate, Ebon Cross, Nation of Decay, Broken Silence 4:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-322-7475.

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Body//Talk Twin Peaks Party 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Cheryl Anderson 8-11 pm; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675.

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MC1, Lone Wolf OMB 9 pm; The Stranded Sailor Pub, 418 Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 321-362-8153. NateWantsToBattle 5 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$48; 407-246-1419. Rock N’ Blues Concert & Car Show 5-9 pm; Lake Concord Park, 127 Quail Pond Circle, Casselberry; free; 407-262-7700 ext. 15707. Sister Hazel 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583.

Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Stay Fly: Waldo Faldo 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Wolf-Face, the 4 J’s, Locker Room Talk, Awkward Age 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

SUNDAY, MAY 28 AAHZ Summer of Love: Kimball Collins, Dave Cannalte 9:30 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-0457.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. DJ Magic Mike 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $15; 407-934-2583. Gwadcip$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jestelle 6 pm; Belle Isle Yacht Pub, 7521 S. Orange Ave.; free; 321-278-0452. Late Night Country Covers: Matt Woods, Jeff Shepherd and Guests 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Tedeschi Trucks Band 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $29.50-$89.50; 844-513-2014. Young Dolph 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699.

MONDAY, MAY 29 Dom & Roland 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-649-0000. Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-747-7223. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Tears of a Tyrant, Guttah Gang with DJ Dab, Danny Severance and the Pink Slips, Clarissa Kelley, Goldilocks 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Todd Rundgren 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$195; 407-228-1220. Torque: Dom & Roland 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; contact for price; 407-403-2938.

TUESDAY, MAY 30 The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Of Tyrants, Young Ghosts, A Feating Beast, Tusk, Alixdied 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104. Sustain 008 Versus: SPL vs. Champagne Drip 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-872-0066.

FILM Book to Big Screen: Forrest Gump Screening followed by a discussion of the book and film led by Rollins College English professor Dr. Paul Reich. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. 92

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Buster’s Mal Heart Emmy-winner Rami Malek portrays a man with a broken mind, who has to learn to live with himself and the consequences of the choices he made. Through June 1; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Cult Classics: Dirty Dancing Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey star in this coming-of-age story set against the backdrop of a Catskill Mountains resort during the summer of 1963. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Long Strange Trip Documentary about the Grateful Dead. Thursday, 8:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. More Q Than A: Days of Heaven Terrence Malick’s epic about lovers who travel to the Texas panhandle and swindle a wealthy landowner out of his fortune. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org. Movieola: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Outdoor screening of the latest film set in the Potterverse. Friday, 8:15 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free; cityoforlando.net. Peanut Butter Matinee: The Indian in the Cupboard Based on the classic children’s book about a boy who discovers that his cupboard can bring his toys to life. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Requiem for a Dream Darren Aronofsky’s brutally dismal look at addiction. Friday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10. The Rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult classic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks. Friday-Saturday, 11:15 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com. Smokey and the Bandit A special 40th anniversary screening of the Burt Reynolds vehicle about a trucker trying to evade the law while delivering 400 cases of beer from Texarkana to Atlanta. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

THEATER Central Florida Vocal Arts: Wunderkids Musical theater cabaret from three child stars. Thursday, 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Into the Woods Musical retelling of classic fairytales with an adult twist. ThursdayFriday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$29; 407-877-4736.

THEWEEK Leslie Jordan: Exposed One-man show from the Emmy-winning actor and comedian. Saturday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $25-$45; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Nearly Kenny Musical tribute to Kenny Rogers. Friday, 7:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $20-$25; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com.

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Nina Bonina Brown Drag show. Saturday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Orlando Fringe Orlando’s signature performing arts event features hundreds of performances ranging from theater to dance to comedy to music at venues all across the neighborhood. Through Monday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free-$10; 407-246-2283; orlandofringe.org. Queens for the Cure Current and former stars of RuPaul’s Drag Race perform. Wednesday, 6 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $24.50; 407-412-5039; southernnightsorl.com.

COMEDY Adam Avitable, Cam Bertrand FridaySaturday, 7 pm; Bonkerz - Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Angelo Cianfrocco, TellitlikeitTiz FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.

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Big Tim & Friends Stand-up. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Big Tim’s Shady Brunch Comedy Show Sunday, 2 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org. Comedy Night at the Falcon Standup. Thursday, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5; 407-423-3060. Deray Davis Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:30 pm, Sunday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

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Gary Owen Friday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$45; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Jersey, Shereen Kassam Friday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz - Downtown Orlando, 129 W. Church St.; $10. Open Mic Comedy Open mic comedy in the piano bar. Wednesdays, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. These Guys Stand-up showcase. Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE Nerdlesque Burlesque Comic and pop-culture-themed burlesque show. Saturday, 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $44; 347-855-3747. Rock Hard Revue: Girls Night Out Highenergy, highly entertaining male revue show. Saturday, 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$55; 407-872-0066.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS

Patrick Martinez: American Memorial Works in various media that depict memorials both public and private, from floral arrangements to neon signs. Opens Thursday, through Sept. 10; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Sea and Sky: Watercolors and Drawings by Paul Signac The scintillating watercolors and drawings of late-19th and early-20th century French artist Paul Signac are the focus of this exhibition of brilliantly hued views of harbors and gardens, historic towns and Paris streets. Opens Thursday, through Sept. 10; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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49 Portraits Portraits of the Pulse 49, created by artists from across the country. Through June 14; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279; 49portraits.com. American Youth: Our Identity Group exhibit featuring talented teen artists from Orlando. Through June 18; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Art Is Moving A moving art exhibit on SunRail, featuring Central Florida artists’ work on every window of the designated car. ongoing; various locations; $4; 407-398-2862; sunrail.com. The Art of Ibex Puppetry An exhibit of puppets created by Ibex. Through June 10; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org. Art Talk A monthly showcase of African tribal art and Orlando’s local artists. Saturday, 2-8 pm; Three Masks, 1023 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-426-7355. Artsplosion: Imagery of Sound Group art show of music imagery with a creative twist. Through June 12; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Flora & Fiber Exhibition exploring flowers and foliage in fiber art. Fridays, Saturdays, 12-4 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-4 pm; Ruth Funk Center for Textile Arts, 150 W. University Blvd., Melbourne; free; 321-674-8313; textiles.fit.edu. Gary Bukovnik: Flower Power Primarily using the media of watercolor, monotype and lithograph, Bukovnik creates floral and culinary images of great depth, intensity and size. Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371. Interim Form Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Le Salon An array of media, styles and artistic subjects ranging from iconic fashion and portrait photography to poignant, universal themes relating to the human experience. Through Aug. 26; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Lisa Parker Hyatt: Focusing on the Irreducible Paintings that blend realism and abstraction. Through July 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371.

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Local Art Night Local artists showcase and sell their works while performers entertain. Thursday, 8-11 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 347-855-3747. Matthew Weinstein: The Living End Videos, paintings and drawings by Weinstein, who works extensively in 3D animation and transfers the technical and narrative concerns of this medium into his art. Through June 11; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4321. Nice Guy Darrell: Slump Dogs Final Orlando show from the mixed media artist. Through June 17; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Oded Halahmy: Babylonian Odyssey Halahmy’s lyrical abstract sculptures reference his native landscape and reflect the hieratic qualities of Mesopotamian sculpture. The works dance, while making reference to palm trees, gates, pomegranates and the moon. Through Dec. 31; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231. Our Orlando Group show with art from local artists Katrina Constantine, Hillery Powers, Chris Tobar Rodriguez, Andrew Spear and Rhett Withey. Through June 18; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Perception & Reality II Through July 1; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Segregation Story A collection of photographs by Gordon Parks, a noted African American photographer, musician, writer and film director. Parks is known for his photos documenting segregation in the South. Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-4:45 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 pm; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. SoReal Through June 10; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; 407-378-4150; canvs.org. Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Solo photography exhibition of work by local student Summer Pesiri. Through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

EVENTS Asian Cultural Festival 2017 Celebrate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month with cultural entertainment, arts, crafts and Asian food. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-808-0497; aahc-cf.org.

THEWEEK Bangrak Thai Street Kitchen Pop-Up Bangrak T.S.K. settles in with their best friends at Swine & Sons Provisions to bring you regularly scheduled regional Thai street food goodness. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $5-$15; 407-636-7601; bangrakthaistreetkitchen.com. Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout Sample some of the best barbecue in the area. Saturday, 2-10 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 407-278-4871; bbqblowout.org. DeLand Indie Market Curated event showcasing artists, boutiques and vintage and handcrafted vendors. Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Artisan Alley, Artisan Alley, DeLand; free. Drink and Think Public discussion about capital punishment. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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Girl the Party: Night of Heroes Cosplay Night Dress up like a favorite character just in time for MegaCon. Featuring a costume contest, cash prizes, live entertainment and more. Saturday, 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $7-$10; 407-412-5039; southernnightsorl.com. Latin Night Memorial Day Weekend Live performances and DJs. Hosted by Pulse. Saturday, 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; contact for price; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. MegaCon Four-day convention featuring celebrities, comic creators, vendors, panels, costumes and more. Thursday, 4-9 pm, Friday-Saturday, 10 am-7 pm, Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$139; 407-685-9800; megaconorlando.com. MegaCon Love Is Love Benefit Charity cocktail reception with some of the famous creators who contributed to the Love Is Love benefit comic for Pulse victims. Live auction of original art starts on Saturday. Friday, 7:30-10 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; free-$150; megaconorlando.com. NeiBEARhood Takeover Bear-B-Q Patio party with DJs, contests, a foam party and more. Sunday, 5 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; free; 407412-5039; southernnightsorl.com.

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Official MegaCon After Party: Geeky Tiki Luau A luau-themed afterparty with a geeky swimsuit contest. Cosplay encouraged but not required. Friday, 7 pm-1 am; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $25-$30; 845-542-3082; megaconorlando.com. Official MegaCon After Party: Paradox Mashups from every fandom universe and decade. Featuring DJs, performers, aerialists, a $500 cosplay contest and more. Saturday, 8 pm-2 am; Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $35-$40; 845-542-3082; megaconorlando.com.

Tasty Takeover Brunch Food truck brunch takeover of the parking lot at Will’s Pub. Sunday, 11 am-3 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; willspub.org.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

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Functionally Literate: Jeff VanderMeer The author discusses his new novel, Borne. Saturday, 7 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free$40; 407-646-2000; burrowpress.com.

Art 101: Cartography Learn about the history, tools and artistic elements used to create maps and how to design a map. Registration required. Wednesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Improve Your English Reading Workshop Improve English conversational skills, vocabulary, pronunciation and comprehension. Thursdays, 1-3 pm; Southwest Library, 7255 Della Drive; free; 407-422-1540; ocls.info.

Orlando Carnival Central Florida’s largest Caribbean Festival featuring a parade and live entertainment. Sunday, noon; McCracken Field, Near Citrus Bowl, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; free; campingworldstadium.com. PechaKucha Night Presentations composed of 20 images in 20 seconds by some of Orlando’s most creative thinkers. Friday, 6 & 9 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $24.25-$29.58; drphillipscenter.org.

Orlando Language Exchange Practice a new language in a social setting. Wednesday, 8 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

Sanford Ave. Block Party Get acquainted with new local businesses. Saturday, 4-8 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-8787819; facebook.com/wopshopsbrewingcompany.

Costume Slam With Karen G. Participants dress up as their favorite characters and compete in a two-round poetry slam. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

THEWEEK 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:304 pm; MetroWest Country Club, 2100 S. Hiawassee Road; free; 561-704-9302. Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Orlando City B vs. Charlotte Independence Soccer. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com.

Walt Gragg Texas writer Walt Gragg reads from his new book, The Red Line. Sunday, 2 pm; Barnes & Noble, Sand Lake Road, 7900 W. Sand Lake Road; free; 407-345-0900.

Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Saturday, noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060.

Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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Goldie (A374570) is 10 years old and came to us as a stray. She’s a little shy at first, but she is a very sweet cat and she loves to be petted. She’ll even roll around, purr and knead when you give her attention! Goldie enjoys eating treats, and she’s a mellow kitty who would love an easygoing home. This month OCAS is running a new promotion that will leave you dancing! We’re offering our take on the famous show So You Think You Can Dance with the adoption promotion So You Think You Can Prance. Orange County Animal Services will reduce pet adoption fees to $10 for the month of May. The fee includes sterilization, vaccines and microchip identification. Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, Florida near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open 10 a.m. through 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 p.m. through 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407-8363111 or visit ocnetpets.com.

I have two female sex partners who want to be breath-play dominated. I know the practice is dangerous, and I employ the rules of consent and communication a pro-Dom escort friend taught me. But is there a legal release document we could sign that protects consenting adults in the event of an accident or death? Ruminating About Consensual Kinks Restricting someone’s air intake is always dangerous, RACK, and while we all too often hear about people dying during solo breath play, aka “auto-erotic asphyxiation” (an activity no one should engage in ever), we rarely hear about someone dying during partnered breath play. (I recently discussed partnered breath play with Amp from Watts the Safeword, a kink-friendly sex-ed YouTube channel. Look up Episode 533 at savagelovecast.com.) That said, RACK, someone can’t consent to being strangled to death by accident. “The lawyers in my office discussed this, and we agree that there is no way to ‘waive’ or ‘consent to’ criminal negligence resulting in substantial bodily harm or death,” says Brad Meryhew, a criminal-defense attorney who practices in Seattle. “I don’t think you’ll find any lawyer who would draft such an agreement. Even if an agreement were executed, it is not going to constitute a complete defense if something goes wrong. There are principles of criminal liability for the consequences of our decisions, as well as public-policy concerns about people engaging in extremely dangerous behaviors, that make it impossible to just walk away if something goes wrong.” Another concern: Signing such a document could make breath play more dangerous, not less. “A person who had such a waiver might be tempted to push the boundaries even further,” Meryhew says. And now the pro-Dom perspective … “As consenting adults, we assume the risks involved in this type of kink,” says Mistress Elena, a professional Dominant. “But if you harm your partner or they become scared, shamed, shocked or, even worse, gravely injured, it’s the Dom’s problem. At any time, the submissive can change their mind. Some cases have been classified as ‘rape’ or ‘torture’ afterward, even though consent was initially given. It’s our job as Dominants/ Tops/Leads to make sure everyone is safe, consenting and capable.” I’m a 32-year-old guy, my gal is 34, and we’ve been together for two years. Every time we get it on or she goes down on me (though not when I eat her out), my mind wanders to fantasies involving porno chicks, exes or local baristas. A certain amount of this is normal, but I’m concerned that this now happens every time.

When I’m about to come, I shift my mind back to my partner and we have a hot climax, but I feel guilty. Advice? Guilty Over Nebulous Ecstasy I’ve been asked what biases advice columnists have. Do we favor questions from women? (No, women are just likelier to ask for advice.) Are we more sympathetic to women? (Most advice columnists are women, so …) Are we likelier to respond to a question that opens with a compliment? (Of course.) But the solvable problem is our biggest bias. Some people write in with problems that they’ll need an exorcist, a special prosecutor, a time machine or some combo of all three to solve. I could fill the column week after week with unsolvable problems, and my answers would all be variations on ¯\_(:-)_/¯. Your letter, GONE, is a good example of the solvable problem – a letter likelier to make it into the column – and, as is often the case, the solution to your problem is right there in your letter. You’re able to “shift [your] mind” back to your partner when you’re about to come, and when you eat her out, your mind doesn’t wander at all. My advice: Make the shift earlier/often and engage in more activities that force you to focus (like eating her out). Problem solved. P.S. A lot of people allow their mind to wander a bit during sex – supplementing the present sensations with memories, fantasies, local baristas, etc. If it keeps you hard/wet/ game and isn’t perceptible (if you don’t start mumbling coffee orders), your partner benefits from your wanderings. My college girlfriend and I were together for four years. The relationship ended 10 years ago when she cheated on me. She did eventually marry the guy, so, hey, good for them. She recently gave birth to a boy. She gave her son my name as his middle name. Nobody in either family has this name and it isn’t an especially common name. I’ve asked dozens of people with kids, and nobody can think of a reason why a person would give their child a name anywhere close to an ex’s name. Thoughts? Nobody’s Answers Make Effing Sense Maybe your college girlfriend remembers you a little too fondly. Maybe a family friend had the same name. Maybe she met someone else with your name in the last 10 years, and she and her husband had a few threesomes with that guy and she remembers those fondly. Maybe you’ll run into her someday and she’ll tell you the real reason. Now here are a few definitelys to balance out all those maybes, NAMES: This is definitely none of your business and you definitely can’t do anything about it – people can

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definitely give their children whatever names they want – and there’s definitely no use in stressing out about it. I’ve been reading your column forever – like “Hey Faggot!” forever – and your response to CLIF (the guy whose wife could no longer orgasm from PIV sex after having a child) is first time I’ve felt the need to gripe about your advice. My wife was also the “Look, ma, no hands!” type, and it was amazing to be able to look into her eyes as we came together. But after a uterine cyst followed by a hysterectomy, something changed and that came to an end. It was a pretty hard hit for us sexually and emotionally. Toys, oral, etc. had always been on the table, but more as part of being GGG than as the main source of her coming. For a long time, it put her off sex as a source of her own pleasure. Things have gotten much better, but I’d be lying if I said we didn’t occasionally talk wistfully about that time in our relationship. I can empathize with what CLIF is going through. When we went through this, we did research and spoke with doctors wondering the same thing: Is there some way to reclaim that PIV-and-her-orgasms connection? We even thought of writing you, the wise guru of all things sex, but am I glad we didn’t. In response to CLIF asking for some fairly simple advice, you bluntly said that it’s not a problem that she can’t come from PIV sex. You ignored the fact that up until fairly recently, she could. Then you suggest that, because he hasn’t mastered the subtle art of acronyms, he might be a shitty lover whose wife has been faking orgasms for years and is just tired of it. Dick move, Dan. A Callous Response Only Negates Your Motivation You’re right, ACRONYM, my response to CLIF was too harsh. But as you discovered, there wasn’t a way for you and your wife to reclaim that PIV-and-her-orgasms connection. So CLIF would do well to take Dr. Gunter’s advice and embrace how his wife’s body works now and not waste too much time grieving over how her body/PIV orgasms used to work then. On the Lovecast, Nathaniel Frank on the marriage equality movement: savagelovecast.com.

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Marketplace REWARD OF UP TO $17,000 If you have any information or details of the crime featured below, you may be eligible for a reward of up to $17,000. On September 25, 2016 at approximately 3:53 a.m., Orange County deputies responded to 4729 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL regarding a shooting. Two (2) victims were transported to ORMC and Christian Santiago was later pronounced deceased. He succumbed to a fatal gunshot wound. If you have any information on this homicide, please call Crimeline. You will remain anonymous. 800-423-TIPS - crimeline. org. No Caller ID No Recorders No Hassles WANTED - All motorhomes, fifth wheels and travel trailers. Cars, vans and trucks any condition. Cash paid on the spot. Call 954-789-7530.

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Legal, Public Notices The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 549 N Goldenrod Rd Orlando Fl 32807 at 7:30am on May 31, 2017 Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 Honda Fit vin#JHMGD38677S052882. 2015 Nissan Versa vin# 3N1CN7AP4FL831776. 2001 GMC Sierra vin#1GTHC29G01E333759. 2004 Honda Civic vin#SHHEP33584U503954. 2005 Chevy Tahoe vin#1GNEK13T05J141624.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-549 IN THE INTEREST OF:S.M. DOB: 07/25/2005, J.M. DOB: 02/14/2007, K.M. DOB: 03/14/2009, T.M. DOB: 07/18/2012, M.C. DOB: 04/18/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Vernell Joseph Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 5th, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. MAY 2017 1. JEWELRY/I-PAD 5100 BLK DOCKSIDE DR 2. CELLPHONES/I-PAD CONROY ROAD 3. CELLPHONE CARRIER/LAKEHURST 4. CELLPHONE/JEWELRY 4900 BLK I-DRIVE 5. CELLPHONE 5100 BLK DOCKSIDE DR 6. CELLPHONE NIMONS/GAMMONS 7. JEWELRY 4900 BLK I-DRIVE 8. CELLPHONE 5500 BLK CINDERLANE PKY 9. CELLPHONE/CASE E. CENTRAL BLVD 10. DVD PLAYER/TV 600 BLK E COLONIAL DR 11. JEWELRY 5200 BLK I-DRIVE 12. ANTIQUE STAMPS TALLOW WOOD CT 13. WATCH/I-PAD 7100 BLK N FRONTAGE RD 14. BIKE BEKLKIN CT 15. BIKE 1800 BLK WILLIAMS MANOR 16. MONEY CARRIER/LAKEHURST 17. MONEY S. HUGHEY AVE 18. MONEY 5700 BLK GATLIN AV FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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A droolworthy selection of designer goods, vintage finds and gently used accessories makes Dechoes the kind of place you stop at on the regular to hunt for clothing bargains. Unlike a lot of resale stores, Dechoes has an upscale but edgy vibe, so you never have to feel like you’re slumming it when you shop here.

Gods & Monsters offers whatever you’re looking for in terms of action figures, statues and collected editions of your favorite comics. Themed tabletop gaming booths – some sci-fi themed and decked out in faux metal branded with Weyland-Yutani logos, others looking like the VIP booth at a Westerosi tavern – invite you to step in, sit down and start a session of your favorite game or try out a new one for free.

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BEST ADULT ENTERTAINMENT STORE Fairvilla Megastore

BEST COMIC BOOK SHOP Gods & Monsters

BEST LIQUOR STORE Total Wine & More

BEST TATTOO STUDIO Trinity Tattoo Company

BEST ANTIQUE STORE Renninger’s Antique Center

BEST DOGGIE DAYCARE Happy Paws Pet Resort

BEST NAIL SALON Marilyn Monroe Spas

BEST VAPE STORE The Vapour Room of Orlando

BEST BARBERSHOP Floyd’s 99 Barbershop

BEST FARMERS MARKET Winter Park Farmers Market

BEST PET GROOMER Woof Gang Bakery & Grooming

BEST VETERINARIAN Loch Haven Veterinary Hospital

BEST BEAUTY SERVICES Honey Comb Hair and Makeup Studio

BEST FLORIST In Bloom Florist

BEST PET SUPPLIES STORE Petsmart

BEST VINTAGE OR USED CLOTHING STORE Dechoes Resale

BEST BICYCLE SHOP Orange Cycle

BEST FURNITURE STORE Washburn Imports

BEST PLACE TO ADOPT A PET Orange County Animal Services

BEST WINE SHOP Tim’s Wine Market

BEST BOOKSTORE Barnes & Noble

BEST HAIR SALON Alchemy

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA QUEEN’S PARK OVAL ASSET HOLDING TRUST, Plaintiff, v. GREGORY A. MAYS A/K/A GREGORY MAYS; RAINEY MAYS, et al., Defendants. CASE NO.: 2012CA004372 NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE is hereby given that, Maryanne Morse, Clerk of the Circuit Court of Seminole County, Florida, will on the 6 th day of June, 2017, at 11:00 A.M. EST, Seminole County Courthouse located at 301 N. Park Avenue, Room S201, Sanford, Florida 32771-1292, in accordance with Chapter 45, F.S., offer for sale and sell at public outcry to the highest and best bidder for cash, the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida, to wit: Lot 1, Block B of SWEETWATER OAKS SECTION-7, according to the Plat thereof as recorded in Plat Book 19, Page(s) 28-29, of the Public Records of SEMINOLE County, Florida. Property Address: 205 Smokerise Boulevard, Longwood, Florida 32779 pursuant to the Consent Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in a case pending in said Court, the style and case number of which is set forth above. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. If you require assistance please contact: ADA Coordinator, Diana Stewart, at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida, 32771, telephone number (407) 665-4227. NOTE: You must contact coordinator at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired in Seminole County, call 711. SUBMITTED on this 16TH day of May 2017. SIROTE & PERMUTT, P.C. /s/ Anthony R. Smith, Esq., FL Bar #157147, Kathryn I. Kasper, Esq., FL Bar #621188 Attorneys for Plaintiff. OF COUNSEL: Sirote & Permutt, P.C., 1115 East Gonzalez Street, Pensacola, FL 32503, Toll Free: (800) 826-1699, Facsimile: (850) 462-1599.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-549 IN THE INTEREST OF:S.M. DOB: 07/25/2005, J.M. DOB: 02/14/2007, K.M. DOB: 03/14/2009, T.M. DOB: 07/18/2012, M.C. DOB: 04/18/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Cresent Fabious Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 5th, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-549 IN THE INTEREST OF:S.M. DOB: 07/25/2005, J.M. DOB: 02/14/2007, K.M. DOB: 03/14/2009, T.M. DOB: 07/18/2012, M.C. DOB: 04/18/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Ivon Jadimene Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 5th, 2017, at 10:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children an Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:DP15-570 IN THE INTEREST OF:E.J. DOB: 11/05/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Emmala Glaude, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on Wednesday, July 5 th , 2017 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of May, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of:Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. Brittany.nesmith@myflfamilies.com; CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).

NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on June 9, 2017 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2008 INFI VIN# JNKCV64EX8M101234 Lien Amt: $7026.86.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:DP15-157 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: J.M. DOB: 07/16/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Alexander Javier Mann, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 31, 2017 at 11:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 16th day of May, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com; CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1995 Mazda VIN# JM1BA1416S0150597 2008 Chrysler VIN# 2A8GM48L08R636047 2002 Toyota VIN# 2T1CE22PX2C003081 2007 Dodge VIN# 1B3HB78K77D175717 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on June 07, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISON FILE NO. 2017CP001201-O IN RE: ESTATE OF Pamela M. Soderquist, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. The administration of the estate of Pamela M. Soderquist, deceased, whose date of death was February 21, 2017, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/17/17. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Fred H. Cumbie, Jr. Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0141664 Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A. 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741. Telephone: (407) 847-5151, Fax: (407) 847-3353, E-Mail: fcumbie@ omcflaw.com, Secondary Email: tmorgan@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Karen L. Munzial, 11219 Scenic View Lane, Orlando, Florida 32821.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Gloria Danvers of 1414 Gay Rd. Suite 205, Winter Park, FL 32789, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Gloria Danvers Hypnosis It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Gloria Danvers Hypnosis” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/16/17

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT, NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISON FILE NO. 2017-CP- 001208-O IN RE: ESTATE OF Zamora De Albornoz Silvia, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS (Summary Administration). TO ALL PERSONS HAVING CLAIMS OR DEMANDS AGAINST THE ABOVE ESTATE: You are hereby notified than an Order of Summary Administration has been entered in the estate of Zamora De Albornoz Silvia, deceased, File Number 2017-CP- 001208-O; by the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Ave, Orlando, Florida 32801; that the decedent’s date of death was January 10, 2016; that the total value of the estate is $88,799.00 and that the names and addresses of those to whom it has been assigned by such order are: Name: Luis A. Albornoz, Address: 11307 Cardiff Drive, Orlando, FL 32837. ALL INTERESTED PERSONS ARE NOTIFIED THAT: All creditors of the estate of the decedent and persons having claims or demands against the estate of the decedent other than those for whom provision for full payment was made in the Order of Summary Administration must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE. ALL CLAIMS AND DEMANDS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER APPLICABLE TIME PERIOD, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 5/17/17. Attorney for Person Giving Notice: /s/ Jennifer R. Bondy, Florida Bar No. 105461, Overstreet Miles Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A., 100 Church Street, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, Telephone: (407) 847-5151. Person Giving Notice: /s/ Luis A. Albornoz, 11307 Cardiff Drive, Orlando, FL 32837.

Notice of Auction 1985 Boat Trailer with VIN# 1LWBD7716E11 will be auctioned on 5/26/2017 at 9:00 am. James Warren Jr. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ct Clermont 13650 Granville Ave Clermont 6/14/17 1070 Tirrell Anthony Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 6/14/17 1707 Lori Tramble 2379 Laura Allen 2383 Laura Allen 3338 Jonathan Brown 3312 Tapika Thomas Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 6/14/17 G0718 martin Francis H0901 Amanda Miller A0076 Mark Rutledge G0779 Linda Cima G0715 Samuel De La Rosa G0803 Samuel De La Rosa Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom TrailOrlando 6/14/17 1205 Jeremiah Swartz 3038 Nelson Arias 2054 Tracey Boss 2505 Hernan Cortes 1046 Carlos Elias 2400 Tracey Boss 1058 Moni Thach 2246 Keith Staten 2201 Jodie Johnson Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 6/14/17 106 Jenny Jaehnke 550 Leah Mcqueary 208 Larry Levitt 966 Felicia Martelli 257 Naomi Abreu 300 Brian Kuhl 368 John Eustace 108 Jenny Jaehnke 933 Enrique Rijos 304 Raul Marquez 243 Scott White 1002 Alberto Martinez 262 Hernan Figueroa 960 Brian Bocash 722 Lydia Craig.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Jeanne Smith of 150 E. Reading Way, Winter Park, FL 32789, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Simplify Marketing Group It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Simplify Marketing Group” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/15/17

Notice of Auction 1986 Boat with VIN# FGBG2765H586 will be auctioned on 5/26/2017 at 9:00 am. James Warren Jr. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on June 8, 2017 and will continue until finished U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B27 Angel Torres $335.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1174 Sandra Fisher $899.88, 1113 Jeffrey Dwinal $1020.59, 1179 Sandra Fisher $505.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 W Hwy 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; AA1797E Beverly Miller $454.25, D100 Sheryl Dowling $989.25, B122 Megan Gantt $786.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1043 Dolores Lentz $646.80, 1096 Willie Gilliard $495.40, 1369 Paul Crane $826.30, 1555 Justin Johnson $336.60, 1237 Robert Jenkins $829.80, 1685 Jon Barahona $336.60, 1221 Michael Acevedo $742.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, A102 Garine Edwards $240.40, E064 Jook-Ting Shim $419.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 5052 Jasmyne Smith $414.00, 1003 Jenae Packer $668.00, 1605 Curtis Davis $646.60, 1436 Robert Finney $336.60, 2044 Mary Harris $457.50, 1278 Tonya Mays $336.60, 1525 Cathy Ross $630.20, 1124 Patty Graffuis $720.00, 1280 Peter Voigt $470.50, 1403 Onita Weber $485.90, 1443 Jennifer Hollenbeck $610.60, 2045 Doyle Washington $497.25, 1485 Selma Ortiz Ferrer $368.40, 2522 Taylor Lovett $427.25, 1201 Donovan McGill $564.10, 2063 Juan Cruze $404.70 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 1105 Brant Ballard $891.40, 2112 Bernard Kielton $997.25, 1056 Brant Ballard $460.80, 3034 Brant Ballard $379.40.

Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/DAWSON ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-010 In the Interest of: C. C. DOB: 12/28/2015, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Linzie Curtiss, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the above-named children are dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a Termination of Parental Right’s hearing at 9:00 A.M. ON May 24, 2017, FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTE CONSENT TO THE T. P. R. TO THIS CHILD. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL RIGHTS AND LEGAL CUSTODY AS A PARENT TO SAID CHILD NAMED IN THIS PETITION. Pursuant to Section 39.802. (4) (d) and 63.082 (6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032 (3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 17 th day of April 2017. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Senior Attorney for State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407563- 2380 (Telephone). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal).

SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK - COUNTY OF QUEENS Index No. 13173/16 Date Summons Filed: November 15, 2016 EDISON POMALES, JR., Plaintiff, -against- BRENDA C. MARTINEZ, Defendant. Plaintiff designates Queens County as the place of trial. The basis of venue is CPLR Sec. 509. SUMMONS WITH NOTICE Plaintiff resides at 2751 Pitkin Avenue, Apartment 2R, Brooklyn, New York 11208. ACTION FOR DIVORCE To the above named Defendant: YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to serve a notice of appearance on the Plaintiff’s Attorney within twenty (20) days after the service of this summons, exclusive of the day of service (or within thirty (30) days after the service is complete if this summons is not personally delivered to you within the State of New York); and in case of your failure to appear, judgment will be taken against you by default for the relief demanded in the notice set forth below. Dated: November 14, 2016. Signed, Ruth M. Baez, Esq., Attorney for Plaintiff, 45-14 104 Street, Suite 1R, Corona, New York 11368 (718) 592-3388. NOTICE: The nature of this action is to dissolve the marriage between the parties, on the grounds: DRL Section 170 subd. (7) - the relationship between the Plaintiff and Defendant has broken down irretrievably for a period of at least six months. The relief sought is a judgment of absolute divorce in favor of the Plaintiff dissolving the marriage between the parties in this action. The nature of any ancillary or additional relief demanded is: That the Family Court shall have concurrent jurisdiction with the Supreme Court with respect to any future issues of maintenance and support. That the parties do not require maintenance and no claim will be made by either party for maintenance. That the parties do not require payment of counsel and experts’ fees and expenses. That the Court grant such other and further relief as the Court may deem fit and proper. The parties have divided up the marital property, and no claim will be made by either party under equitable distribution. Notice of Automatic Orders: The parties are bound by certain automatic orders pursuant to DRL Sec. 236(B)(2) and DRL Sec. 255(1).

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP14-444 IN THE INTEREST OF: T.L., a male child, DOB: 08/11/2001 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jennifer Lopez, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 21 st day of July, 2017, at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 2nd day of May, 2017. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP15-491 IN THE INTEREST OF: B.S.P. a female child, DOB: 07/14/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Rebekah Powers, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 6th day of June, 2017, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 4th day of May, 2017. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807; CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday June 7th 2017 at the times indicted below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.” PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST. CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE SAINT CLOUD, FL 34769- AT 10:00AM:1228 Duniheska O Velez Ritz 1023 Sheila Collazo 1243 Cody Alison 551 Cody Alison 620 Kevin Torres 1139 Jeanette Rodriguez PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DR KISSIMMEE FL 34744 AT 10:30AM: 112 Jose Angel Batista De Jesus, 121 Yaritzalie Lopez Carmona, 129 Tiffany Danielle Lopez, 132 Noemi Mercado Alvarez, 302 Gerrald Mitchell, 309 Regina Phalange, 339 Tony Curtsinger 346 Richard Wilson Pryor, 553 Claudia Moses, 731 Reynaldo Aquino Portorreal. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E . VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 11:00AM: 201 Nicole Irizarry, 296 Marilyn Concepcion, 301 King Alvin Fernandez Sanchez, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER 932 DYER BLVD, FL 34741- AT 11:30AM: 229 Nick Trogone 242 Victor Pacheco 328 Raul Pagan 330 Luisa Leal 420 Jami Rodriguez 1325 Octavius Odom 1337 Michelle Alvarez 1526 Magalie Petit Frere 419 Caroline White. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE 608 W. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 AT 12:00PM: 9013 Delsean Cuffie, B771 Danny Karnes, B794 Alex Torres, B801 Jason Sims, B805 Dorival Rojas Romero JR, C901 Jose Ramirez Duval, D023 B T Medical Center, F240 Yakeiry Bonilla, F266 Annice Walker, G303 Paulina Marzant, H395 David Montgomery III, H408 Tracy Malavarca, H432 Jeffrey Plunkett, H432 Charlie Vasquezz, H453 Rafael Perez Ojeda, H487 Heydee Torres, I538 Isreal Rivera, I559 Jeremy Nichelson, I594 Oritisha Jackson, I602 Michelle Gonzales, I604 Matias Ventura, PB20 Brittany Lyon. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BVL-2852 MICHIGAN AVE, KISSIMMEE,FL 34744- AT12:30 PM: ROLANDO LINDSAY#450 VERGARA EDGAR #217 RIVERA JORGE #316 NUNEZ VIVIAN , CRISTINA #822 ROBLES , ERIC#713 GOMES SANTOS EDSON #813.

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