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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Caitlyn Ralph, Rachel Stuart, Kim Slichter Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Jason Ferguson, Hannah Glogower, Nick McGregor, Matt Gorney, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Ken Storey, Yulia Tikhonova
A little friendliness could go a long way I come from a family of farmers and hunters, so guns were a natural thing in our seasonal lives since I was a kid (“Orlando area has witnessed a 74 percent increase in gun stores, says study,” Jan. 29). We never had an issue or an accidental shooting as we were raised to respect life, then our tools. If anything, a fist fight, but even that was rare, as we learned to communicate and plan as we all got older so no discrepancies would cause conflict. People who “need a gun for protection” at home need to greet their neighbors more often and report to each other and possibly the police. That makes the neighborhood a tad safer. Some of these psycho mass shooters could use a stranger saying “Hello” or “Hi” sincerely to them before they trip on whatever makes them want to go out and kill or commit suicide. Truth is – just part of the truth – there are a lot of sad, lonely young people under 60. Many who are inept at social behavior. “A gun resolves all that.” Where that crazy idea comes from, I don’t know. It’s not the answer. Communication is part of the answer. Warren Galloway, via Facebook
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news & features 6 News Medical marijuana makes it on the ballot again, while the state Legislature attempts to limit home rule for counties and municipalities again
6 This Modern World 9 The Big Game Issue 9 Screening rooms Bars with more than 10 TVs for game day
38 Remix This fresh take on the Adonis is something to swoon over
39 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently
film 41 Film listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week
9 Opting out Places to go if you really don’t want to watch the game at all
13 Super Bowl Bingo
41 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: The Choice, Hail, Caesar!, and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Stay occupied while everyone else is preoccupied at the Super Bowl party
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42 Picks This Week
Prefer to play games rather than watch them on TV? Check out one of these Orlando-area bars with awesome games
42 Going soft
18 Color me rad Local artist Jen Jedlicka turns iconic Orlando scenes into your coloring canvas
21 Every day I’m shufflin’ Shuffleboard makes a comeback in Orlando
22 Kick-off party
Great live music rattles Orlando every night
43 This Little Underground Bully, Palehound and Big Eyes prove in a single night that rock & roll’s time as a boy’s club is rapidly ending
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44 Selections
Sometimes a hockey game is the best kind of pick-me-up
46 The Week
A few pro tips for executing the perfect videogame night
arts & culture 27 Live Active Cultures Craftsmanship was key last weekend at Lego Movie 4D premiere, the Humor Mill and Celebration of Harry Potter
food & drink 29 Super bowls A couple of chili recipes that are a cut above the norm
I flew all the way from Huntsville, Alabama, to see this show. Airline tickets, hotel stay and concert tickets. So they can cancel an hour before the show. Bullshit! Teri Williams, via Facebook
In the 1970s, Ambrosia proved that even the most devoted prog rockers were a little bit soft
Local tabletop designers look to break into the big leagues with practice, practice, practice
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Def Leppard brings on the heartbreak with a last-minute cancellation
Tomorrow I’m calling the news and the mayor’s office. I’m off, so guess what? It’s time for Def Leppard to go down in Orlando. This is not going away. MTV is next. So help me God. (Editor’s note: To the best of our knowledge, neither Mayor Dyer nor MTV released a statement regarding the last-minute cancellation, but we admire this guy’s optimism.) Albert Rodriguez, via Facebook
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can possibly work on something, and that even when you have the consensus of the other elected officials in your community, which you represent, your work can just be shot down in one single amendment. It’s demoralizing.” – Erin Sullivan
Legislative measure could have chilling effect on public-information requests
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styrene products, like takeout containers, cups and coolers. The products, which don’t biodegrade, get stuck in storm drains and collect in local lakes. Orange County Soil and Water Conservation Supervisor 4 Eric Rollings took the lead in building support for a ban here, and he says he received positive responses from the city. But if the bill this amendment has been tacked onto passes, it’ll make it impossible for Orlando to ban the foam. The amendment states that “regulation of the use or sale of polystyrene products by entities regulated under chapter 500 is preempted to the state” and that any amendment not passed by Jan. 1 will not be valid. Rollings suspects that the amendment is a direct response to the potential Orlando ban, and he’s considering taking legal action to stop the Legislature from preventing counties from exercising home rule. “What’s good for Ocala isn’t always what’s good for Orlando or Miami,” he says. Since the 1980s, Florida’s legislators have protected Big Tobacco by passing bills pre-empting counties from regulating smoking in public places; in 2008, it pre-empted counties from making laws taxing or prohibiting plastic bags until the state could implement a “study” on the subject; in 2013 the Legislature protected Big Business when it passed a pre-emption bill that restricted counties from passing laws that would require employers to offer sick time to employees; this year, the Legislature is protecting Big Oil in a huge way by attempting to pre-empt counties from banning fracking in their communities (that bill has passed in the House and is currently moving through committees in the Senate), and now it wants to preempt bans on polystyrene, too. “I’m researching bringing a lawsuit,” Rollings says. “It is a horrible feeling to know that you have worked as hard as you
It’s official: The medical-marijuana initiative is returning to a ballot near you in November. Floridians will get to vote, once again, on whether to approve a constitutional amendment that would allow licensed Florida physicians to prescribe marijuana to people with debilitating medical conditions such as HIV, cancer, glaucoma, PTSD and Crohn’s disease, according to a press release from People United for Medical Marijuana, also known as United for Care. Supporters of the amendment collected 692,982 signatures, more than the 683,149 required to be on the ballot. “Compassion is coming,” says Orlando attorney and chairman for the group John Morgan in a statement. “This November, Florida will pass this law and hundreds of thousands of sick and suffering people will see relief. What Tallahassee politicians refused to do, the people will do together in this election.” – Monivette Cordeiro
Legislators want to ban counties in Florida from banning polystyrene Last week, the Florida House approved a seemingly random amendment to a Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services bill pertaining to a bunch of random things, including pest control, fertilizer sales reports and abandoned citrus groves, that would pre-empt counties from regulating the use or sale of polystyrene products. This one hits close to home because, as we reported in July, the city of Orlando has been considering banning the use of poly6
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Another gem from the Legislature this session: The state is now considering bills that would undermine transparency in government. The bills – HB 1021 and SB 1220 – would change the language of the state’s current public records law so that judges can decide whether or not to award attorney’s fees to organizations that win lawsuits to obtain access to public records. Current state law says that when somebody – a media organization, a watchdog organization or an individual – tries to obtain public records and a government agency refuses to give them access, the requester has two remedies: to ask an attorney to bring criminal charges or to take the agency to court. If the requester
wins the suit, current law states that the requester “shall” be awarded associated attorney’s fees and court costs. These bills would change that language to say that a judge “may” award those fees. This is a big deal because most people who file legitimate public records requests – requests for documents that the public should have the right to review – don’t have enough money to take a chance on whether they’ll be forced to pay their own way if they take a contested request to court. So, more than likely, fewer people will go the distance with these suits. Which means less information is likely to be filtered out to the public. The Association of Alternative Newsmedia (a trade association to which Orlando Weekly belongs) joined the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, the Associated Press, the Society for Professional Journalists and other organizations dedicated to freedom of the press in urging state lawmakers to reject both bills. Read the letter the organizations sent to legislative leadership at the Association of Alternative Newsmedia’s website at aan.org. – ES feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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rom now through Sunday, pretty much all anybody is going to be talking about is the Super Bowl. On Feb. 7, the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos will face off in San Francisco’s Levi’s Stadium for the 50th annual NFL championship, and … oh, who cares? Those who love this kind of thing are already all over it, and you probably don’t care much what your local alt-mag has to say about it. Maybe just see this page for a selection of bars, ranked by number of TVs they have hanging on the walls. But for those who don’t care – not one bit – this issue’s for you. In the following pages, you won’t see player stats or puffed-up chatter about who’s the odds-on favorite (we’ll let the experts handle that). Instead, you’ll find a sampling of stories about other gamerelated topics, like hockey, shuffleboard, video games, board games and (of course) bars with the best selection of games. For those of you looking for something to do during the Big Game, maybe try practicing your adult-coloring skills on an iconic Orlando scene, or (if you’re stuck going to a party where everybody’s going to be into the game but you), keep yourself amused with our Super Bowl Bingo card. It’s all fun and games, after all.
Bars with more than 10 TVs for Game Day
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Buffalo Wild Wings 11400 University Blvd., 407-250-4880, buffalo wildwings.com 62 TVs plus video wall Wall Street Plaza (Cantina, Hooch, Sideshow, etc.) 26 Wall St., 407-4201515, wallstplaza.net 1 giant outdoor TV in the street for the Super Bowl Block Party, in addition to
45 individual screens located in the eight bars on the plaza
brickhouse tavernandtap.com 38 TVs
Friendly Confines 4757 S. Orange Ave., 407-852-4800, myfriendly confines.com 43 TVs
Gators Dockside 4982 New Broad St., 321-972-1974, gatorsdockside.com 33 TVs
Brick House Tavern and Tap 8440 International Drive, 407-355-0321,
Harry Buffalo 129 W. Church St., 407-422-6656, harrybuffalo.com 32 TVs
Kiwi’s Pub & Grill 801 W. State Road 436, Altamonte Springs, 407-788-7666, kiwispub.com 32 TVs Devaney’s Sports Pub 7660 University Blvd., Winter Park, 407-679-6600, theoriginal devaneys.com 30 TVs
Frank & Steins 150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230, frankandsteins.com 28 TVs
Burton’s Bar 801 E. Washington St., 407-376-8401, twitter. com/burtonsbar 17 TVs
Ollie’s Public House 3400 Edgewater Drive, 407-999-8934, olliespublichouse.com 27 TVs
Brass Tap 1632 N. Mills Ave., 407270-9538, brass tapbeerbar.com 16 TVs
World of Beer Downtown Orlando 431 E. Central Blvd., 407-270-5541, worldofbeer.com 26 TVs
Fish on Fire 7937 Daetwyler Drive, 407-812-6881, fishonfireorlando.com 15 TVs
CaddyShanks Virtual Golf & Sports Pub 4882 New Broad St., 407-574-6570, caddyshanks.com 21 TVs
The Porch 643 N. Orange Ave., 407-571-9101, the porchwinterpark.com 15 TVs
The Basement 68 E. Pine St., 407250-4840, thebase mentorlando.com 20 TVs
Elixir Orlando 9 W. Washington St., 407-985-3507, elixirorlando.net 14 TVs
Sportstown Billiards 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258, sports townbilliards.com 18 TVs
Ember 42 W. Central Blvd., 407-849-5200, emberorlando.com 13 TVs and 1 projector orlandoweekly.com
Places to go if you really don’t want to watch the game at all Stardust Video & Coffee 1842 E. Winter Park Road, 407-623-3393, stardustie.com 3 TVs that show the Independent Film Channel only – no sports Cloak and Blaster 875 Woodbury Road, 407-674-7435, cloakandblaster.com It doesn’t matter how many TVs are in the bar – they won’t put on football games The Woods 49 N. Orange Ave., 407-203-1114, thewoodsorlando.com No TVs The Thirsty Topher 601 Virginia Drive, 407-491-4342, thethirstytopher.tumblr.com No TVs Eden Bar 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-629-1088, enzian.org/food/eden_bar No TVs ●
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SUPER BOWL Two people you’ve never met get into a fight over their rival teams
Somebody gets too drunk and throws up in the guest bathroom
Someone tries to change the channel to the Puppy Bowl
Bond with a fellow person pretending to like sports
DVR malfunction, everybody’s pissed
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If you’re the kind of person who finds yourself on the sidelines during a Super Bowl party, you might need a little something to keep you interested and engaged while your pals are glued to the teevee. So we’ve created this Super Bowl Bingo game to keep you occupied while everyone else is preoccupied. All you need to play is a Super Bowl party to go to and something to mark your board when one of these inevitable activities occurs at said party. We recommend M&Ms, but Chex Mix, bottle caps or pieces of broken pretzels will work, too. When you win, jump up and down, yell Bingo and chug (or spill) your beer.
Somebody spills beer on the sofa and/or carpet
Beyoncé gives ColdPlay sideeye during halftime show
Requisite sad Super Bowl commercial featuring puppies or horses airs
What is that mystery dip?
Somebody has to make a beer run
Overexcited guy jumps up, knocks beer out of your hand
Free sPaCe
During the halftime show, someone’s instrument isn’t plugged in
Player gets injured, has to be carried off the field
(somebody wins!)
Celebratory dab in the end zone!
Someone disagrees with referee, protests a call
Somebody says “I’m just here to watch the commercials.”
Get shushed by a rando because you’re making too much noise during the game
There’s a fight over the remote
Guy at the party wearing a sports jersey that’s way too tight
Someone uses “Gronk” as a verb
Somebody starts talking about their fantasy football league
Party’s over, healthy food is the last thing left on the tray
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Player 1 VIdeo GaMe Bar tion pub, bowling alley, arcade, billiards and darts hall is a great place to come with friends and a terrible place to come if you’re antisocial. The giant projected TV screens over the lanes make for ample distraction from lack of bowling skills, and the bar almost makes you forget you’re all the way out in Waterford Lakes. Kings 8255 International Drive, 407-363-0200; kingsbowlamerica.com
If a casino and a bowling alley had a baby, it would be Kings. High-end cocktails and a chef-designed menu seem somewhat out of place set against the clatter of pins falling and the clack of the cue ball, but, hey, it’s International Drive, where anything is possible. Try not to spill your martini on your expensive footwear when you rent a round of bocce ball, corn hole, ping pong, foosball or shuffleboard.
the Geek Easy
Dave & Busters
114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park, 407-332-9636; mygeekeasy.com
8986 International Drive, 407-541-3300; daveandbusters.com
If the Justice League ever assembled in the Orlando area, it would happen here. Carved out from A Comic Shop, this cave-like lounge acts as a meeting place, Prefer to play games rather than watch them on TV? Check watering hole and café for geeks of all fanout one of these Orlando-area game bars doms, and can be considered ground zero By Ju stin Braun for nerdy nightlife. It even has a history of attracting big-name talent from the comic book world. Come for the monthly Nerd ired of going out to bars where sportstown Billiards Nite events and weekly karaoke and trivia, the only form of entertainment is 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258; but stay for the specialty drinks, beer, sake, standing around or watching TV? sportstownbilliards.com Dancing not your style? Sick of being made A historic Milk District institution, this burgers, sandwiches and sweets. fun of for dressing up like your favorite smoke-filled dive bar is much more than video-game character? Good thing this is your average pool hall. Aside from the Cloak and Blaster Orlando, where there are bars for every numerous tables that can be rented by 875 Woodbury Road, 407-674-7435; entertainment preference. Plus, bar games the hour, here you’ll find table tennis, air cloakandblaster.com have come a long way since the days when hockey, basketball shootout, darts, foos- Where else can you enjoy a pint at a clasdarts, billiards, Pac-Man and pinball were ball and board games in addition to a sic Boston Irish pub while owning noobs the only options. Score a spot at the bar menu of more than 250 craft beers and at Call of Duty: Black Ops III bar-side? of one of these Orlando watering holes, plenty of greasy bar fare. Just don’t expect Tucked away in the Shoppes at Waterford from glorified bowling alleys to casino- to leave without a nicotine addiction. Lakes, the fantasy-themed tavern is the like arcades, smoky pool halls to nerdy perfect place to don your favorite cosplay nightclubs, where leveled-up libations are Frank & stein’s and take your pick from an expansive perfect for you to get your game on. library of Xbox One and Wii-U video 150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230; games. Tell all the friends you met online frankandsteins.com Bart Bro it out at this downtown Orlando to join you IRL for one of the many movie brewpub, where a raucous crowd of screenings, gameplay tournaments, cos1205 N. Mills Ave., 407-796-2522; college-aged kids and weekend warriors tume contests and parties that happen bartcade.com This dim den of nerdiness is where craft binge on gourmet hot dogs and a draught here. Then refresh your mana with close to beer geeks and classic game-lovers mingle list that runs 40 taps deep. If friendly 100 varieties of craft beer, cider and mead with pints in one hand and joysticks in competition suits your style better than and a full menu of hearty fare. the other. The cozy beer bar, arcade and the sports blaring from wall-to-wall flatart gallery in the Mills 50 district sports screen TVs, get off your butt and test your Firkin and Kegler a rotating variety of classic, mostly free skills on shuffleboard, Golden Tee, Skee- 12850 Waterford Lakes Parkway, arcade games like Asteroids and Frogger, ball and darts. Or, if you’d prefer to stay 407-373-7444; fkorlando.com along with an impressive array of suds, seated, there are plenty of board games to Your inner child dreams of having their choose from as well. cider, wine and mead. adult birthday party here. The combina-
Try to hold in your excitement when your childhood dreams come true at this temple-like arcade. Stockpile tickets and redeem for prizes ranging from cruddy collectible cups to iPads by blowing your entire paycheck on the more than 200 games, including everything from boardwalk classics to advanced virtual-reality simulators. When you finally realize you’re the oldest one playing, pretend one of the kids is yours or cut your losses at the bar and restaurant.
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LAN parties get the Disney treatment at this gaming lounge, where consoles range from PS4 to retro arcade. Gamers of any age are welcome with proper supervision before 6 p.m. Despite the lack of online gameplay, the competition gets fierce when opponents face off against each other across the room, beer in hand. splitsville Disney Springs, 1494 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-938-7467; splitsvillelanes.com
When it rains at Disney, grab a beer, a bite and a ball at Disney Springs’ retrothemed bowling alley and entertainment complex. There’s nothing quite like their lane-side food service or the drunken people-watching opportunities to be had from the second-floor and patio bars. feedback@orlandoweekly.com ●
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dult coloring books exploded in popularity last year, claiming five spots out of the top 10 bestselling books. Though the pure fun of coloring has to figure into their appeal, they’re also touted as stress relievers, or as a less-challenging alternative to meditation – a description that depends on your fine motor skills, no doubt. Even IKEA sells one now, a tacit acknowledgment of the stress induced by the IKEA Marketplace. (At least you don’t have to put it together with a hex wrench.) Local artist Jen Jedlicka took note of the trend last year as she was preparing her wares for the Grandma Party Bazaar. But her intent in creating Welcome to Orlando: The City Colorful wasn’t to calm people down, it was to excite them. “I thought it would be fun to create something only true locals to Orlando would recognize and appreciate, the nontouristy side of Orlando, the Orlando I love! People don’t often know how rich the culture is here,” Jedlicka says. The City Colorful is more than a pen-it-and-forget-it throwaway – it’s a keepsake. The book has 10 removable pages, printed on card stock (frameready!), all featuring landmark Orlando signage like Beefy King, the Parliament House, Wally’s, Colonial Photo & Hobby and, of course, the dearly departed Red Fox Lounge. “I started with some of my favorite places to hang out,” Jedlicka says, “and then the idea just grew from there.” “My favorite part of this project is getting the reference material for each drawing,” Jedlicka says. “I’ll spend
a morning drinking coffee, listening to music and driving around to all my favorite places and taking photos. I use those original photos as the base for each hand-drawn page. After I have the reference photos, each drawing takes around an hour or so to compose, sometimes less or more, depending on the detail.” Runs of the first edition sell out almost as quickly as Jedlicka can get them printed – since their December 2015 Grandma Party debut, she’s been selling them on the Bungalower website – which she thinks “speaks to how passionate Orlandoans are about preserving and celebrating our landmarks.” And since 10 isn’t nearly enough, there are plans for many more. “I have so many places that I’m excited to include in the next edition: the lush landscape at the Enzian, the neons of Whiskey Lou’s, the Hideaway patio, to name a few,” Jedlicka says. New books in the works: a “neighborhoods” edition highlighting College Park, Mills 50, Winter Park, the Milk District, etc.; an “RIP Orlando” edition; and even books for other cities, starting with a Detroit edition. “I’m excited to start the RIP Orlando edition,” Jedlicka says. “It will feature places that don’t exist anymore, like BarBQ-Bar, the Peacock Room [and] the old Amway Arena.” It may have been that drawing of the Red Fox that planted that notion for Jedlicka. “One of my favorite pages [in The City Colorful] is the Red Fox Lounge. Some of my best memories involve a bathing suit and a Salty Dog in a plastic cup.” jyoung@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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the Orlando Shuffle became interested in using the abandoned courts, shuffleboard enthusiast Commissioner Patty Sheehan helped renovate them, which included resurfacing the courts and installing lights. People and organizations have rented the courts for private shuffleboard parties and events, Rainsberger says. Last year, Victor Oladipo, a basketball player with the Orlando Magic, played shuffleboard at the Beardall Center with Grant Hill of NBA Inside Stuff. Rick Marciano comes from Maitland every two weeks to play with the Orlando Shuffle. Few older people attend, and Marciano believes younger people are attracted to the sport because it’s a respite from the online world and a chance to interact with others in person. “It’s nice to do something disconnected from the digital world,” he says. “And it’s a cool atmosphere with the Orlando skyline in the background and just an urban feel. It’s not your grandpa’s court anymore.” Erin Hearn says she often brings her 3-year-old son to the shuffleboard courts on Saturday, and sometimes her teenage stepdaughter will tag along with them. Another group, the Orlando City Shuffleboard Club, whose members “all have beards,” according to Hearn, have started and often play with the Orlando Shuffle club. Hearn wants to see shuffleboard be as popular in Orlando as it is in other parts of Florida. “I think it can appeal to a variety of different people,” she says. “You get to be outside with friends, and it’s pretty low-key, but still fun. I don’t know, there’s just something about it.” Kilby hopes Orlando will become a shuffleboard Mecca like St. Pete. For now, though, he’s concentrating on increasing awareness about he game and trying to get different leagues started. “I really want to get to where you know you have to get here early to get a court or you won’t play,” he says. “We haven’t gotten there yet, but we could.” The Orlando Shuffle’s next meeting is this Saturday, Feb. 6, from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. at the Beardall Senior Center on Delaney Avenue.
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little rain doesn’t stop Rick Kilby from a good game of shuffleboard at the Beardall Senior Center. Slick with afternoon drizzle, the kellygreen courts give a slight drift to our black and yellow biscuits as they slide toward the white outline of a triangle on the opposite end. The cue used to move the discs across the cement surface is called a tang, and while a bit awkward at first, I manage to skid a yellow biscuit into the 10-point area of the triangle. I can’t be excited for too long. Pulling no punches, Kilby deftly maneuvers his tang and glides a black biscuit across the court, bumping my yellow biscuit outside the lines. Two sets later, Kilby is up by about 20 points and my game is somewhere in the negative region. “It can get very competitive,” Kilby says. “At a tournament, I once saw an 80-yearold man that just had a heart attack. He could barely walk and his stamina wasn’t good, but man, he was able to put his biscuit any place on the court he wanted. He could curve it around, too. It was so amazing.” Kilby’s anecdote is likely the prevailing image people have of shuffleboard. It sounds like something Sophia Petrillo might have played at the Shady Pines
retirement home when she wasn’t trying to plot her escape. If older people aren’t using the dilapidated courts, they’re often torn down and replaced with another activity. But for the past two years, Kilby and his group, the Orlando Shuffle, have been working to change that image. Kilby grew interested in shuffleboard after a visit to the courts at the Kissimmee All-State Tourist Club before they were destroyed, and after visiting local clubs and attending a few tournaments, he became a shuffler. Every first and third Saturday of the month, a spectrum of people — toddlers and their mothers, bearded hipsters, young couples and baby boomers — come to the Beardall Center, some dressed in rockabilly fashion, and listen to the music of Miles Davis or Frank Sinatra as they shuffle under the court’s twinkling bulbs. The trend isn’t unique to Orlando. In 2005, a group of young artists and preservationists restored the defunct St. Petersburg Shuffleboard Club, according to the club’s website. In its heyday of the 1940s and 1950s, the club boasted 5,000 members and stands where people would crowd in to watch a game. The new shufflers brought their friends, music and food, and currently the club boasts 600
members. The St. Pete Shuffleboard Club inspired the opening of the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club in Brooklyn, which has a distinct Florida flair, according to the New York Times. The owners painted the courts Tropicana Cabana blue, added palm trees and installed flamingo wallpaper in the bathrooms, the Times reports. It’s not surprising if you think about it. What other sport can you comfortably play with one hand while holding a craft beer in the other? Landy Adkins, president for the Florida Shuffleboard Association, says her organization has 50,000 members throughout the state, and increasingly, she sees younger people joining the organization too. “I think the appeal is that it’s inexpensive compared to other sports, like golf, and it’s a social sport,” she says. “You get to meet so many friends at these tournaments, but on the court, it’s a different story. I’ve seen a little old lady beat a 40-year-old woman. You can’t give them a minute or they’ll beat your behind.” The shuffleboard courts at the Beardall Senior Center had been abandoned for a long time before the Orlando Shuffle came along, says the center’s manager, Cheryl Rainsberger. At the height of shuffleboard’s popularity, Orlandoans dressed elegantly to attend shuffleboard games and didn’t speak while they played. When orlandoweekly.com
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Local tabletop designers look to break into the big leagues with practice, practice, practice by Th a d de u s M cco lluM
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ames don’t always occur on a field or get broadcast in prime time. Sometimes the best ones take place in the middle of the afternoon on your friend’s coffee table. Or every Wednesday night at Cool Stuff Games in Maitland (8500 S. U.S. Highway 17-92, Maitland). “It’s nothing formal, just whoever can make it out makes it out,” says 33-yearold web developer John Carter. “Most of the time we test play each others’ games, and sometimes we try out other games.” Carter, with partner Mat Nicholson, has been refining a board game he designed, TimeTrotters, with groups of like-minded game enthusiasts for over a year. Independent board games have seen an explosion in popularity in recent years, and that’s fueled an equal explosion of games. Sites like Kickstarter and IndieGogo have leveled the playing field for designers who want to get a game out to a public willing to pay for it. Meanwhile, review blogs and gaming shows like TableTop have proliferated on the Web, finding an audience eager for help separating fun, well-designed games from confusing, boring games. That’s where playtesting comes in. For Carter’s TimeTrotters, each player plays a persona looking for specific souvenirs during a trip through time. It wasn’t until several rounds of actually playing the game with people that Carter noticed something wasn’t quite right: “There was an issue where the personas didn’t really fight for souvenirs: The Drinkologist had his drinks, the Weapons Nut had his weapons, and so on,” he says. The playtesting group suggested that the players should compete for the quality of the item as well. “So now we have personas like the Hipster, who wants any-
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thing handcrafted, or the Connoisseur, who doesn’t care if it’s a drink or a trinket as long as it’s exquisite. Now that personas fight over souvenirs, there’s a lot more interactivity between players, and that’s a solution that spawned directly from the last event I went to.” After a year of tweaking the rules of TimeTrotters, Carter is looking for a publisher to work with to get the game out in stores. The first step on that journey is bringing the game to PrototypeCon, a convention for designers of unpublished games to playtest their games with representatives from game publishing companies and get valuable feedback or even land a deal. PrototypeCon takes place at the Ramada Gateway in Kissimmee Feb. 19-21, and is hosted by the Southern Unpublished Prototype Guild. Even if he can’t find a publisher through traditional means, however, there’s always Kickstarter. Last year, over $84.6 million was raised through Kickstarter to fund tabletop games, more than twice the amount raised for video game projects. “The old gatekeepers for whether a game can get published, like Hasbro, are struggling to keep up. Meanwhile new names like Stonemayer Games and CoolMiniOrNot have come out of nowhere to have celebrated games that are also becoming very wealthy industries,” says Carter. And anyone dismissing the idea of a Kickstarter-funded board game becoming an unqualified success has only to look at the ubiquity of the black cardboard boxes popping up in every bar around town. Cards Against Humanity was one of the first Kickstarter successes, bringing in more than $11,000 over its $4,000 goal. tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com
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the ice rink Sometimes a hockey game is the best kind of pick-me-up By L iz La n gLey
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ometimes we wade so far into the clammy, viscous swamp of “have to” that we forget all about the “love to.” I was there a few years ago, one of those glum stretches where life feels like a wad of gum that’s lost its sugar. Then a friend said those three little words that mean so much to a girl: “Solar Bears hockey.” It was like that moment in the Wizard of Oz when Glinda tells Dorothy, “You had the power to go home all along, my dear,” and Dorothy cracks Glinda right in the mouth. (She didn’t? Well, she should have.) I had the power to dispel the gloom: all I needed was a big stick. All sports fans know the joyful escape of game day, but I’m not a sports fan. I won’t go for just anything with balls. I’m in an exclusive relationship with hockey. The Orlando Solar Bears hockey team launched 26 years ago, and I’m right there with them in celebrating their 10th anniversary this season. Before you wonder what the hell kind of Florida math that is, the team started as an IHL franchise in 1995, folded in 2001 and rose again in 2012 as an ECHL team. The two stints combined makes the Solar Bears 10 years old, so it’s not quite the “I’ll be 29 again this year!” that it sounds at first. The Bears’ 1995 debut coincided with my own as a Toronto Sun columnist and on my first trip to Toronto, those Canadians whisked me off to see the Toronto Maple Leafs (now the Solar Bears NHL affiliate team) immediately, the way you’d rush a rescue dog to the vet to make sure it got its shots. Something must have awakened in my half-Canadian blood. I was, hockey pun intended, hooked. Hockey is the fastest sport on earth, the athletic equivalent of Scorsese dia-
logue with punches to match. The slowest, most frustrating hockey game breezes by before the liveliest game of baseball gets its shoes tied (sorry, baseball, but you know our chemistry is worse than Ron and Hermione’s). Basketball has the same wonderful constant motion but somehow the court isn’t as exotic as the ice rink, where men with thighs like luggage glide around like butter on a hot surface, armed with sticks, and good luck if you get in their way. Which brings us to the fights. No other sport has this Easter egg to look forward to. Hockey fights give the audience the vicarious thrill of just hauling off and punching a co-worker right in the face. Admittedly, after seeing a couple of bad ones I sometimes worry about someone getting seriously hurt, which I would never admit at a game; you don’t want to mom it all up. Hockey is a visceral sport: You have to see it live if you can, to feel the cold, hear the bodies slam against the boards and scream your knuckle-headed directives (“No, dummy, skate the other way! Our goal’s down there!”) with a crowd, stuff you say like you could even stand on the ice, much less fly down it trying to get something the size of a donut past guys that make the guys from 300 look like a chess team. Live is better. And there are affordable opportunities to catch a hockey game. UCF hockey games start for as little as $5 a ticket and Solar Bears tickets start at $12.25. Come to think of it, I’m going to start using the Solar Bears’ age math, editing out years where nothing much happened or that I just didn’t like. We can go to a game and celebrate my 13th birthday! In fact, I’d love to. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Drink for massive damage A few pro tips for executing the perfect video-game night By A dA m m cc A B e
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t’s game time, bitches! And I’m talking the real games – the kind that can unite a group of drunken ruffians, stop wars, and maybe even create some new ones. That’s right: video games. Now, we’ve all played one of these immersive beauties – anyone who says they haven’t is a lying, dirty shell of a human being – and few of us have even thrown a shindig or two to celebrate the launch of a new fighter, or curled up with a favorite piece of electronic entertainment on a sleepy Sunday morning. And that’s a wonderful thing. We think that qualifies us to give you some advice on how to put together a Big Game night of your own – one that doesn’t require you to watch men in tights run around a field chasing a pigskin.
Watering hole
The best option here is to make your gaming escapade a BYOB event. Have friends bring in whatever alcoholic beverage they fancy, and maybe buy a 24-pack yourself, just in case you have cheap friends. (If you do keep stingy company, maybe take a little time later to reconsider the kind of people you invite into your life.) Make sure everybody has enough dream-juice to last the evening. The same rule can be applied to munchies – also mission-critical.
The room is wide
As much fun as it could be practically fusing skin with the person next to you, cramped spaces don’t make for productive gaming adventures. If you want to do this right, make sure your living room is wide enough to support something like an Xbox Kinect for that one weird friend who likes to flail like an idiot while playing the dancing games. We all have one. Choosing the right people for a gaming night is critical to its success, which brings me to my next point.
The right people
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sarily a rare breed anymore, so if you’ve made a habit out of investing in every new major title that hits shelves, there’s a good chance a lot of your friends are the exact same way. But on an evening as sacred as video-game night, there will always be a few casuals that slip through the cracks. The ones who sit on your couch and make fun of people who are “too good” at a certain game or enrage everybody around them by driving backwards in Mario Kart screaming, “OMG WHERE DO I EVEN GO?!” Have them stay at home. This is the night of champions, and should be treated as such.
Right game, right night
There’s nothing worse than going to a dork party where the host only has a series of bullshit one-player games. (“Yeah Steve, we’re projectile shitting with glee to watch you play Final Fantasy all night.”) Why would they invite you over anyway? So invest in some games just made for multiple players. Lucky for you, we have a handy-dandy list of our top party games and their respective systems. If you (or your host) has any one of these, you’ve secured the potential for a good night: • • • • • • • •
Rock Band 4 (Xbox One, PS4) Super Smash Bros. (Wii-U) You Don’t Know Jack (most consoles) Mario Party 10 (Wii-U) Halo 4 (Xbox One) Mario Kart 8 (Wii-U) Street Fighter IV (most consoles) Just Dance 2016 (most consoles)
At the end of the day, gaming parties are going to exist whether this list helped you or not. It’s an evening of awesome deeply rooted in our culture, a rite of passage. And with the rise of virtual reality right around the corner, the gaming party is sure to evolve once again for a new generation of young badasses. Wave your geek flag high and celebrate an incredible time to be alive! feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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celebrating the company’s history and the capstone to their first complete season performing at Lowndes Shakespeare Center, seemed a perfect time to jump aboard. Executive producer Kelly Rands has diligently nurtured the Humor Mill, which boldly advertises itself as “Central Florida’s Premier Sketch Comedy Troupe”; I salute his steadfastness and applaud the clever conceits the company has come up with over the years. From the bickering couple (Rick Coates and Aileen Suseck, Humor Mill’s strongest performers) who sing their gripes at each other to Shakespeare fans who treat Montague versus Capulet like Rams versus Jets, there are solid scene starters here. Unfortunately, the mushy middles tend to meander, and none of the endings pay off with a big laugh; many scenes feel more like slack-paced improvs than carefully crafted scripted skits. Timing is the soul of comedy, but everything from tech cues to line deliveries felt languid and labored. Humor Mill worked overtime to entertain, but only manufactured a handful of chuckles for me.
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A Celebration of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando
Craftsmanship was key last weekend at Lego Movie 4D premiere, the Humor Mill and Celebration of Harry Potter All too often in the arts we pay homage the “genius” of inborn talent ahead of the time and effort that true craftsmanship requires. Last week, I attended three celebrations of craft that honored those in entertainment who labor year after year, building things brick by brick – whether those bricks be made of cement and stone, skits and songs, or preschool plastic.
PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY
The Lego Movie 4D premiere at Legoland Florida
Legoland Florida isn’t getting the nifty Lego Ninjago ride I previewed at IAAPA, but the brick-based theme park did host the world premiere of The Lego Movie 4D: A New Adventure last Thursday. With Winter Haven’s skies spitting rain all evening, the “interactive” red carpet – complete with confetti and fog blasts – was nearly washed out before the parade of tween TV stars (Jack Griffo of The Thundermans, Jace Norman of Henry Danger, Joey Bragg of Liv and Maddie) even arrived. The attraction itself is a 12-and-a-halfminute 3-D film with in-theater effects like water, wind, and wind with more water; there are no animatronics, live actors or
moving seats, so it’s really more like 3.5-D. While the technology doesn’t compete with Orlando’s 4-D shows, the witty dialogue and subversive plot – Emmet, Wyldstyle and pals reunite in an evil theme park based on the first film and are enslaved by MagicBand-like bracelets – make it a worthy mini-sequel. Most of the original cast returned, including Elizabeth Banks and Nick Offerman, with Will Ferrell’s villain replaced by Patton Oswalt as his brother, Risky Business (who sounds “much less expensive”). Only Chris Pratt was recast, and the bland standin was glaringly obvious to the otherwise entertained kids I watched with. Their biggest reaction came during the audience participation climax, when the on-screen characters request help from the “master builders” in the theater. Join the construction crew yourself during Lego Movie 4D Weekends on Saturdays and Sundays in February for movie character meet-andgreets and fireworks.
The Humor Mill presents The Seven Year Kitsch
After hammering out their sketch comedy at the Orlando Fringe for five straight years, and then getting selected dead last in the Festival lottery twice in a row, the Humor Mill somehow made it this far without me seeing one of their full-length shows. So The Seven Year Kitsch, billed as a best-of
For anyone who wonders if the Harry Potter “fad” is fading, the crowds willingly waiting three hours to explore this year’s expo at Universal Studios Florida are a good answer. Hopefully next year Universal will expand the overcrowded event to multiple weekends so more fans can enjoy unique experiences like the Warner Bros. Studio Tour exhibit, which featured live artists carving movie-quality wands from wood and an intimate audience with Helena Bonham Carter’s disgusting dentures. The theme of honoring craft continued in Islands of Adventure, where the Wizarding World designers’ panel shone a well-earned spotlight on artisans like David Hyde, who built Diagon Alley props from defunct Jaws parts. But the weekend’s biggest bow to craftsmanship came in the many tributes to Alan Rickman, the late character actor who portrayed Professor Snape. I attended Sunday’s “wands up” memorial at Hogwarts Castle (organized by Neisha Mulchan Ramdat of DiverselyGeek.com) with dozens of teary, black-clad fans. Later, during the weekend’s final Q&A with film cast members, Rupert “Ron Weasley” Grint revealed that Rickman told him how to stop laughing on cue (“relax your face”), and Evanna “Luna Lovegood” Lynch shared how inspired and intimidated she was by Rickman’s “commitment to his character.” That’s the kind of legacy any hard-working artist would be proud to build. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Super bowls A couple of chili recipes that are a cut above the norm By Holly V. kapherr and Faiyaz kara
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uper Bowl parties and chili go together like Peyton Manning and endorsement deals, but sometimes you want more than the usual bowl of red. Here, two of our food writers share their above-average chili recipes.
GUJURAT GOAT CHILI WITH CUCUMBER RAITA (Makes 4 servings) Cool down the spicy burn with the accompanying yogurt-based raita. Ground goat can be found at Orlando Meats or at a halal butcher; jaggery, a solid chunk of unrefined sugar, can be found at any South Asian grocery.
CUCUMBER RAITA • 1 cup plain yogurt • 1/3 cup cucumber, peeled, seeded and diced • 1 tablespoon cilantro, chopped • 2 teaspoons scallions, chopped • 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin • salt and pepper to taste In a medium-sized bowl, mix all ingredients and season with salt and pepper. Cover and chill until ready to serve.
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KOREAN KIM-CHILI (Makes 12 one-cup servings) An “alternative” chili with bright, bold Korean flavors. For a vegetarian version, substitute vegetable stock for beef stock, omit the pork and add tofu before serving.
• 2 tablespoons dark sesame oil • 2 pounds pork shoulder, in 1/2-inch cubes • 1/2 pound pork belly or thick-cut bacon, diced • 1 large white onion, diced • 2 cloves garlic, minced • 2 Korean chilies, with seeds, minced • 1 bottle Hite, Kirin or other Asian-style beer • 2 cups kimchi, finely chopped • 1/4 cup gochujang (Korean chili paste) • 1/4 cup gochugaru (Korean chili powder) • 2 cups beef stock Heat a large pot or Dutch oven over medium high and add the sesame oil. Once hot, brown the pork shoulder on all sides, working in batches. Remove pork shoulder to a bowl and set aside. Add pork belly or bacon to the pot and brown. Once browned, add onion, garlic and Korean chilies and cook until onions are translucent, about three or four minutes. Add pork shoulder back to the pot, stirring to combine with the pork belly, onion, garlic and chilies. Pour in the beer and bring to a boil, cooking until the liquid in the pot is reduced by two-thirds. Add kimchi, gochugang and gochugaru, and stir well to combine. Cook an additional three or four minutes. Add beef stock, cover, reduce heat to barely a simmer and cook two hours.
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2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 medium-sized onion, chopped 1 pound ground goat 1 teaspoon garlic paste 1 teaspoon ginger paste 2 tablespoons Penzeys Spices mediumhot chili powder 2 tablespoons Penzeys Spices Maharajahstyle curry powder 2 green chilies, chopped 1 box (26 ounces) Pomi finely chopped tomatoes 1/2 can (7 ounces) coconut milk 1 can (15 ounces) kidney beans, drained and rinsed 1/2 can (7 ounces) chickpeas, drained and rinsed 1 tablespoon powdered jaggery 1 tablespoon salt, plus more to taste cilantro, chopped, to garnish
Add oil to a deep pot and toast cumin seeds over medium heat. When the seeds stop popping, add the chopped onion and fry until translucent. Add the ground goat, garlic paste, ginger paste and a pinch of salt, and brown the meat, using a wooden spoon to stir, for a couple of minutes. Add the chili powder, curry powder and green chilies and continue browning until the meat is cooked through. Increase the heat, then add the diced tomatoes, coconut milk, kidney beans and chickpeas and bring to a boil. Stir well, reduce heat, and let simmer uncovered for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add jaggery and stir. Season with salt to taste. Garnish with chopped cilantro and a dollop of raita.
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EVENT SCHEDULE 10:00 am
5:15 pm
Chili Cook’s meeting (mandatory)
World Chili Eating Challenge
12:00 pm
6:00 pm
National Anthem
End of event
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THISJOINSATURDAY, US AT THE 7th ANNUAL NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL
ORLANDO CHILI COOK-OFF
ADVANCE TICKETS $15 DAY-OF $20 TICKETS AVAILABLE AT ORLANDOCHILICOOKOFF.COM
CASI Category Preliminary chili submissions
This year at the Beverage tents:
12:00 pm
official Beer: Miller Light- 16 oz- $5
Chili Sampling Begins
Blue Moon, Angry Orchard Apple, Fat Tire & Sierra Nevada- 16oz - $6
12:00–4:00 pm
official wines: Rex Goliath Wines - $5
Renne Adams DJ Entertainer in Kids Zone
official Spirit: Tito’s Vodka Cocktails - $7
12:15 pm Wilted Chilis play on Main Stage
Water & Soda - $2
1:30 pm
*Beverage Tickets must be purchased – no cash transactions at the beverage tents or bars will be accepted. Tickets are available for purchase at several locations around the event, please refer to event map. Get a $2 bonus for every $20 worth of tickets purchased.
OPEN Category chili submissions
1:45 pm The Holcomb Brothers Band Main Stage
2:30pm
Make Sure to Check Out:
Veggie & Restaurant Categories Chili Submission
Tito’s Vodka experience (sample tasty Tito’s Cocktails for only $10)
3:15 pm
alex’s lemonade Stand at Northwestern Mutual
Common Man on Main Stage
4:15 pm
Fun Spot kids Zone
Final Chili competition awards ceremony
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THANK YOU TO ALL OUR SPONSORS!
The Chili Appreciation Society International (CASI) raises money for charity through the promotion of American red chili. CASI sanctions over 500 chili cook offs internationally each year as qualifying events for the Terlingua International Chili Championship. This grand spectacle is held the first Saturday of November each year at the society’s grounds in Terlingua, Texas. CASI is a 501 ( c ) (3) Non Profit Charitable Corporation. It is governed by a diverse eleven member Board of Directors elected by local affiliate pods internationally. The Board of Directors oversees the sanctioning of local events that raise well over a million dollars annually for charity and an active scholarship program. It raises funds, conducts, and oversees the Terlingua International Chili Championship. You are cordially invited to join us in our quest to have fun while promoting chili and raising money for charitable causes.
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Don’t forget to vote for your favorite chili! Text in the number of the chili team you think has made the tastiest chili (text to vote numbers are posted on each competitors tent) – stick around until 6 p.m. to see who takes the title of People’s Choice Winner!
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HEY CHILIHEADS!
Fourth Annual
Chili-Eating CHECK OUT WHO’S COOKING. World Challenge MAIN STAGE AT 5:15
Looking for a vegetarian option? Look for the cooks in green. Un-Prohibited BBQ—Alabama Mike Scalliwag Chili Crew—Peg Leg Pete’s Yellow Brick Road—Yellow Brick Rd. Georgia Boys Chili Team—Blazin Saddles Georgia Boys Chili Team 2— Blazin Saddles Team Ruckhouse—Smoked Brisket Chili Balls Deep—Deep Fried Balls of Freedom Tiki Kiki—Tiki Kiki Chili Fat D’s BBQ Candi Kisses Chili—Candi Kisses Chili Chill R Us—Chili R Us Smoke like it Hot—Smoke Like it Hot Chili Chili Bang Bang—Chili Chili Bang Bang 33 and Melt—33 and Melt Papaw’s Kitchen—Papaw’s Kitchen Chili Con Locos—Chili Con Locos Team AVC—Mama Pam’s Chicken Chili Cobb family Chili—Cobb family Chili Cobb Family Chili 2—Cobb Family Chili 2 Ghost Foods Teen Challenge—Walk on Water Chili Gator Fans—Gator Chomping Chili Church Street Tavern—Tavern Chili Chuckwagon Chili—Chuckwagon Chili i-Nita Chili—iNita Chili Pynecone Chili—Pynecone Chili Mikes Hot Heads—Hot Head Chili Burning Sensation—Burning Sensation Yes, Deer! Chili—Yes, Deer! Chili Bottom of the Barrel Gang—Beer Boy Chili Bottom of the Barrel Gang— Lil Pepper Chili O.C. Preassure Washer—Poblano Chorizo Chili RusTeak Restaurant—RusTeak Restaurant Burnam Up!—Better than YO Momm’s Chili Hot Rod Chili-Hot Rodd Chili Banjo Billy’s—Banjo Billy’s Bacon Chili
Turfmaster—Chinch Chili Harry Buffalo—Bison Chili Team Maddey’s Craft & Cru— “Yeah I Know” Greg Meat—The White Stuff Team Chuckles—Uncle Chuckles Chili Team Karmadillo—Karmadillo Chili Team Fry—Team Fry Chili Granny B’s Chili—Belle of the Ball Black Bear Smokehouse—3 Meat Smoked Chili Corrine Drive Counseling Center Quietly Making Chili—Quietly Making Chili Whiskey Tangos
Sponsors who are serving chili: Sponsors who are serving chili: Men’s Divorce Law Firm—Scorned Woman Chili Hard Rock Café Orlando J Meyers Insurance Agency— Accidents Happen B.B. King’s Blues Club—The King’s Chili Camp Gladiator – Coliseum Grub Valley Crest – Pretty Hot 9 Round—Kickin It Chili Orlando Predators—Preds Chili Shen Yun—Taste of Chili a l’ Orient Herschel LASIK—Eye-Poppin’ Chili Orlando Weekly – Alternative Chili
non-profits bringing the heat: Non-Profits bringing the heat: Global Hope Network International— Mom’s Chili Education First—Education First Chili American Lung Association—Good Ol’ Fashion Chili Rotary Club of Baldwin Park
At this year’s cook-off, don’t miss the Fourth Annual World Chili-Eating Challenge, at which 10 competitors come face to face with 25 gallons of chili to see who can consume the most in just six minutes. This year, we’re excited to welcome two of the world’s top competitive eaters to take part in the competition.
Joey “Jaws” Chestnut
Major League Eating calls Joey “Jaws” Chestnut the “greatest eater in history.” At 31 years old and 230 pounds, according to his World League Eating “bib sheet,” he’s the No. 2 competitive eater in the world. The foods he’s consumed to earn that title include bratwursts, salt potatoes, ice cream, gumbo, chili cheesesteaks, jalapeño poppers and, yes, chili. He rose to fame in 2007, when he beat sixtime defending champion Takeru “Tsunami” Kobayashi in the world-famous Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. He set a new world record at that event, eating 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes, and he held onto it for eight years straight. Last year Chestnut was at the Orlando Chili Cook-Off, and he walked away with the title of World Chili Eating champion. He consumed 2.125 gallons of beef chili in six minutes – a record – and he’s back again this year to try to prove that he can do it again. Maybe he’ll even break his own record.
Miki Sudo
Miki Sudo doesn’t look like she could wolf down 192 wings in 10 minutes, or nearly 2 pounds of beef chili in six minutes. She’s young, blond, petite and pretty – according to her “bib sheet” with Major League Eating, she’s just 29 years old and 120 pounds – and she’s also one of the top dogs in the eating game. Sudo is currently the top-ranked female competitive eater in the world, as well as the No. 3 competitive eaters overall, and by all accounts she’s a disciplined and formidable competitor. Sudo started competitive eating just three years ago. In 2013, she entered a pho-eating contest and won, and she’s been at it ever since. She’s competitively eaten pretty much anything you can think of – deep-fried asparagus, gyoza dumplings, beef ribs, wings, burritos, hot dogs, hard-boiled eggs – and she’ll be at the Orlando Chili Cook-Off to prove just how much chili she can shovel into her body before time runs out.
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Although the Orlando Chili Cook-Off is all about having fun, it’s also about doing something good for the community. Every year, proceeds from the event are donated to nonprofit organizations, and this year we’re pleased to announce that Alex’s Lemonade Stand and the Camaraderie Foundation will benefit from the event.
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Alex’s Lemonade Stand for Childhood Cancer alexslemonade.org In 2000, when she was just 4 years old and undergoing treatment for neuroblastoma, a type of childhood cancer, Alexandra Scott told her parents she wanted to open a lemonade stand. She wanted the money she raised to be used to help other kids like her who were fighting the battles of their lives. Her parents and her brother helped her set up the lemonade stand in their front yard, and in its first year in business, it raised $2,000 for cancer research. In 2004, at the age of 8, Alex passed away, but her family made sure the important work she had just begun was not forgotten. In 2005, they created the Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation, which to date has raised more than $120 million to search for cures for childhood cancers, to create a travel program for families whose kids are undergoing cancer treatment and to develop new resources to help people fighting cancer. Orlando Chili Cook-Off is proud to help keep Alex’s dream alive.
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The Camaraderie Foundation camaraderiefoundation.org Everyone has heard by now about the kinds of problems soldiers face when returning home from battle. Depression, anxiety and post-traumatic stress disorder are common, and we hear all the time that there’s not enough being done to support our soldiers, both at home and abroad. Michael Waldrop observed the struggles his fellow soldiers faced when he was deployed to Afghanistan during Operation Enduring Freedom, and he experienced them himself when he returned home and found it difficult to keep his marriage together. Fortunately, he sought counseling and came out of the experience stronger, but he knew that many of his fellow soldiers were too ashamed to do so. To help them connect with the services they needed, he founded the Camaraderie Foundation, which help connect military service men and women with professional and spiritual counseling so they can better cope with their experiences and reclaim their lives. Among other things, the organization offers veterans financial assistance, connection with counseling services and a support system as they reintegrate in society. A portion of the proceeds from the Orlando Chili Cook-Off will help our soldiers land on their feet.
Kiwanis of Greater Orlando-Winter Park kiwanisigo.org Surely you’ve seen the name Kiwanis around – that’s because they’re everywhere. Kiwanis organizations around the country are clubs of volunteers who want to change the world one service project at a time. They sponsor charity golf tournaments, they sponsor programs for schools, they raise money for good causes and they volunteer at events like ours. We are grateful to the Kiwanis for volunteering to help out at this year’s Orlando Chili Cook-Off – the more helping hands we have, the more money we can raise for our charities.
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ClassIC • 2 ounces fino sherry • 1 ounce sweet vermouth • 2 dashes orange bitters Add all ingredients to a mixing glass. Add ice. Stir with a chilled bar spoon for 30 seconds. Strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with orange peel.
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remIxed • 1 1/2 ounces amontillado sherry • 1 1/2 ounces Carpano Antica vermouth • 1/2 ounce Cocchi Americano • 4 ounces bitter lemon (preferably Fever Tree) • 3 dashes blood orange bitters Put sherry, vermouth and Cocchi into a mixing glass with ice. Stir until chilled, about 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass filled with crushed ice and top up with bitter lemon. Add three dashes of blood orange bitters and serve with a straw.
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vermouth with a dash of orange bitters. It doesn’t sound too manly, with those oldlady ingredients and that old-fashioned name, but this drink is brawny. (Just like football players and Adonis himself.) kind of punishment. If you’re not drinking Confession: On my first go tasting it as beer, you need a nice long cocktail that’s mixed to the classic recipe, I didn’t like it. easy on the spirits. I mixed a few more and got a feel for it, but So, poking through the classic cocktail it’s still not my favorite. I’d much rather archives for something low-ABV, I ran drink my Remix, which adjusts the sherryacross the Adonis. On this weekend when to-vermouth ratio, adds another layer with a almost everybody pays attention to the bit of Cocchi, and lengthens the whole thing fleet-footed men of NFL, a drink named with bitter lemon. It’s much tastier, and it’s after the archetype of male beauty seemed much easier to drink a few of these than the appropriate. The Adonis is a simple recipe all-alcohol version. Go Panthers! from the late 1800s – just sherry and sweet jyoung@orlandoweekly.com
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Umi Winter Park Umi’s sushi and small plates impress in both presentation and palatability. Purists will appreciate their stellar sashimi and robata offerings, while contemporary diners will get a kick out of their takes on “Japanese fusion.” A nice selection of sakes, soju cocktails and Japanese beers ensure imbibers leave content. Servers are eager and knowledgable. Open daily. 525 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-960-3993; $$
Kokino Trendy tapas joint hopes to draw a late-night Dr. Phillips crowd to its stylish confines. The fare won’t necessarily wow, but the oysters in the seafood canoe were remarkably fresh. Small plates like lamb pops rolled in sofrito and plantains please, as does grilled asparagus topped with bresaola, smoked peanuts, grana padano and a poached egg. Be wary of greasy ribeye plancha, though a lavender olive oil cake makes a delightfully light ending. Dinner only, plus Sunday brunch. 7705 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-9199; $$$
North Quarter Tavern This sister restaurant to Citrus brings a relaxed attitude, good service and a food-focused ethic to downtown’s North Quarter district. Chef Matt Wall is all about ticker-testing comfort fare – sampling his poutine with duck gravy or crackling fried chicken may conjure images of Barney Clark. An in-house charcuterie program has yielded some promising results. More dessert options are needed, though. Brunch is offered Sundays. 861 N. Orange Ave., 407-757-0930; $$
Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$ n
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FILM LISTINGS Anomalisa Stop-motion animated dramedy from the maker of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich and Adaptation. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.
OPENING IN orlando Hail, Caesar!
Cult Classics: Before Sunrise American tourist Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and French student Celine (Julie Delpy) meet by chance on the train from Budapest to Vienna and spend one day together. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Josh Groban: Stages Live Join Josh Groban for a special onenight concert event featuring never-before-seen performances and an exclusive live interactive Q&A. Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com. Marathon Mondays: Trailer Park Boys Catch up on the cult Canadian show before Randy and Mr. Lahey stop by Backbooth on Feb. 13. Monday, 5 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636; tinywaves.us. Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Pink Flamingos John Waters’ trash cinema masterpiece basically defines the term “hard to watch.” You will not want to eat eggs after watching this. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org. Winter With the Writers: Antonio Skármeta – No Screening Screening of the film, based on Antonio Skármeta’s play The Referendum, followed by a Q&A with the author. Wednesday, 6:15 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; rollins.edu.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Opening this week The Choice Nicholas Sparks keeps telling us stories about relationships that stand the test of time, in movies that seem to go on even longer. But The Choice has the potential to verge on the truly eternal, since the actors playing its committed lovers were previously front and center in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Warm Bodies. In a week that’s also giving us Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, is it too much to hope that this one ends up as a little Notebook of fresh brains as well? (PG-13) Hail, Caesar! Ever wonder how mediocre actors like Scarlett Johansson get parts in prestige projects by the likes of Woody Allen and the Coen brothers? Sometimes, it has to do with financing: The guys with the deep pockets will only make a picture happen if it includes a role for at least one star who is proven box office. Occasionally, said star even gets an award nomination or two out of the whole affair, because voters and critics are so impressed that she sort of held her own with people who actually know what they’re doing.
And voila – instant pedigreed performer! Anyway, Hail, Caesar! is about a Hollywood damage-control specialist who has to solve a mystery that’s engulfed all of Tinseltown. And no, it’s not who Scarlett Johansson had to blow to get an agent. (PG-13) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies OK, so Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter wasn’t nearly the hit that some folks – by which I mean me – had foreseen. But that hasn’t stopped Hollywood from going back to the monster mashup well with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, in which Elizabeth is a kick-ass action heroine and Mr. Darcy is a fearless zombie hunter. (As opposed to the Keira Knightley version, in which he was just a zombie.) Star Bella Heathcote was in Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows, which I also thought was going to turn out well. Something else you should know about me: I predicted that The Lion King would flop, since “kids only care about dinosaurs.” Jesus, I should be setting odds in Vegas. (PG-13) orlandoweekly.com
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Black Tusk The Savannah sludge metal band just dropped their new album, Pillars of Ash, last week, full of blistering, swampy scorchers like “God’s on Vacation.” 9 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 3, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12
Wild Child This poppy indie rock collective from Texas is anchored by the clear, ringing vocals of Kelsey Wilson – which makes local Laney Jones the perfect support for this show. 7 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 4, at Backbooth, $10
Going soft
approach to his solo career, with concept album after concept album containing suite after suite, but his only real hit was with the woozy and soft-rock-adjacent “Eye in the Sky” in 1982. But Parsons’ biggest contributions to the soft rock canon were in the form of production work for the likes In the 1970s, Ambrosia proved that even the most devoted of folky prog-rocker Al Stewart (“Year of prog rockers were a little bit soft the Cat” and “Time Passages”) and a band By JASon FerGuSon whose soft-rock success has completely ’70s soft rock. Art-rock chameleons 10cc eclipsed their robust prog-rock foundation: aMBroSIa 7 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 6 | The Plaza probably thought that the richly textured, Ambrosia. Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | Due mainly to the group’s heavy reliance multi-tracked “I’m Not in Love” fit in perplazaliveorlando.com | $39-$49 fectly with the carnivalesque approach of on soaring harmonies, when Ambrosia their 1975 album The Original Soundtrack focused on shorter and melodic songs, or all the adjectives that could be (which opens with a quite-proggy nine- they struck soft-rock gold: “How Much I applied to ’70s progressive rock, minute “operetta”), but the blissfully Feel,” “Biggest Part of Me,” “You’re the Only “chill” and “mellow” are two that laissez-faire song ultimately became some- Woman” and “Holdin’ on to Yesterday” are pretty far down the list. As practiced thing of a soft-rock anthem. Likewise for basically define the rock side of ’70s soft by its most revered and cornerstone artists, ex-Spooky Tooth member Gary Wright, rock. But it’s important to remember that prog rock excelled at being fussy, insular who, in 1975, likely figured that “Dream not only did they have Alan Parsons behind and complex. Lengthy, multi-part com- Weaver” was a perfect showcase for his the boards for their first two albums, they positions built with jazzy and symphonic synthesizer abilities, but the song instead were also a band decidedly focused on elements and employing highly techni- ended up soundtracking thousands of making intricate and complex progressive cal instrumentation, prog rock at its most fern-bar pickups. (And yes, Spooky Tooth rock. Their 1975 self-titled debut had a song proggy demanded you pay attention to was best-known as a hard rock band, but based on Kurt Vonnegut lyrics; the followwhat was happening on the record, prob- they did record a prog-rock masterpiece up includes an eight-minute classical-pop ably while respectfully stroking your chin in the form of a collaboration with Pierre suite (“Danse With Me George [Chopin’s Plea]”); Life Beyond L.A. is a lyrically dense Henry.) in admiration. Other esteemed progressive rockers and multifaceted album that folds in hard This is not an ideal soundtrack for (real or imagined) California sunsets, chilled like Todd Rundgren (“Hello It’s Me”), rock, African rhythms, artful theatricality Riunite and Acapulco Gold, and look- Traffic co-founder Dave Mason (“We Just and, well, “How Much I Feel.” It is, in other ing deep into your old lady’s eyes and Disagree”) and Rare Bird (“Passin’ Thru”) words, not an artist catalog that leans on exploring your feelings. Soft rock – with accidentally recorded soft rock gems, while the simplistic solipsism most commonly its laid-back vibes, simple instrumentation arena-rock bands with progressive pasts or associated with soft rock. And while their reputation (and current and achingly earnest lyrics – is what’s best psychedelic bona fides – Jefferson Starship for that, and prog rock was about as far (“Miracles”), Styx (“Lady”), Chicago (all set lists) certainly reflects their domithose Peter Cetera ballads) – scored big nance on yacht-rock playlists, Ambrosia from soft rock as one could get in the ’70s. Except, you know, it wasn’t all that far with the ’ludes-and-grooves set as they serves as a wonderful reminder that, in the ’70s, everyone – even the most devoted at all. A surprising (as in non-zero) num- touched on different ’70s styles. Legendary producer Alan Parsons (Dark prog-rocker – was a little soft. ber of prog artists dipped their toes into the warm and soothing Jacuzzi waters of Side of the Moon) was decidedly prog in his music@orlandoweekly.com
Savants of Soul Gainesville’s premier soul outfit make the trek south to show off their 10-person lineup hot on the heels of their new single, “Second Chance Lover.” 9 p.m. Friday, Feb. 5, at the Red Lion Pub, free
Woset This Tallahassee project blends the sounds of ’70s funk and jazz with modern experimental pop, creating a chocolate-inyour-peanut-butter situation that’s just as unexpectedly delicious. 10 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 6, at Spacebar, $5
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Fleshgod Apocalypse This is the first show the Italian symphonic death metal group plays after King, their first album in three years, officially comes out on Friday. 6 p.m. Monday, Feb. 8, at the Haven, $17-$20
Brown Bag Brass Band Laissez les bon temps roulez for Mardi Gras with the area’s best New Orleansstyle brass band, featuring members of Control This!, Paddington Ambush and the Legendary JC’s. 5 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 9, at Dexter’s of Winter Park, free
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Bully is a Nashville band centered around powerhouse frontwoman Alicia Bognanno. They made a conspicuous number of respectable 2015 year-end lists, and it’s pretty plain to see why. Of the entire (and rather sizable) new generation of ’90s indie-rock revivalism, their wellbuilt and accurate blend of heart, melody and scruff is among the crop’s cream, up there with acts like Swearin’ and Waxahatchee. And in terms of punch, Bully rocks harder than almost all their contemporaries, a claim that was certified at their sterling Orlando debut (Jan. 29, the Social). Nearly equal to the amount of love they’ve received, however, are charges of being slavish. It’s a fair point in their case. But as literal as they are in their time-warping references, what can’t be discounted is the sturdy, precise songwriting. When you have that like they do, style is almost secondary. Even on that count, they’ve got their angle tightly calibrated with a very effective sound that straddles dirt, heft and melody like a grunge-cranked Breeders. The music’s a lean but muscular ride with fat, electric guitars pushed up to match Bognanno’s turbo wildcat rasp. For the record, she’s also proven to be an intuitive and astute producer. It’s a sure-shot combo
The music’s a lean but muscular ride with fat, electric guitars pushed up to match Bognanno’s turbo wildcat rasp. that grabs hearts and, as this crowd proved, moves bodies. Bully’s new and young, but they are for real. Astonishingly together and self-possessed, little about them suggests greenness. And, damn, they’re just beginning. Opening was Boston’s Palehound, a vehicle for songwriter Ellen Kempner that’s a little further out on the indie-rock fringe with a sound generous in jags and knots. While Bully leans in and goes all out in a straight, powerful line, Palehound zigs and zags, ambling one moment then darting the next. While melodic overall, the music also has the excitement of unpredictability. What’s not oblique about them, though, is how good of a lead Kempner is as both a guitarist and vocalist. The steady climb that New York’s Big Eyes (Jan. 30, St. Matthew’s) has been on in recent years has been notable enough to draw regular notice beyond the young punk circuit, and it’s all on the wings of Kait Eldridge’s fundamental aesthetic. By keeping the scope simple, she and her band leave no room for excess in their powerpopping rock & roll. She only focuses on what matters most to her and nailing it.
Sonically, that’s classic ’70s rock and punk with brawny hooks. Emotionally, it’s big, guileless heart worn on a sleeve of denim and leather. The gestalt is a model of economy, scrap and spark that’s made them one of the more exceptional rock bands in the punk underground right now. Though the going was pretty rough for them at first, there is definitely something there in St. Pete band Empty Walls. Self-described as “crustpop” – a term I wish I coined myself because it nutshells them perfectly – they take a ’90s Chapel Hill brand of noisy melody and blast it to exhilarating punk levels and pump it with politics. With a little time and practice, this group could be a force of sonics and message. Later up the street, Chicago’s Adam Lee was performing (Lil Indies). The deal on him is that he played Johnny Cash in the Chicago production of Million Dollar Quartet, the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical about the famous 1956 powerhouse recording session between Cash, Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis. Considering that credit, his showmanship was unsurprisingly abundant and up front even in a solo acoustic setting. But as tempting as that big hook is, it’s a bit of a red herring. Lee’s music isn’t just straight-up classic Cash country. Instead, his sound covers a spectrum of the American roots. And while anyone’s live presence would be dwarfed by the shadow of the Man in Black, Lee’s performance flair is almost as tall as his boss pompadour. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Winter With the Writers: Antonio Skármeta LITERARY Rollins’ annual literary festival, Winter With the Writers, returns this month with a slate of events with prose and poetry masters from around the world. Opening the festival this year is Chilean novelist, screenwriter and diplomat Antonio Skármeta, a recipient of Chile’s National Literature Prize. Skármeta fled Chile during the Pinochet dictatorship, a theme he addresses in his novel Ardiente Paciencia, which was adapted into the Academy Award-winning film Il Postino in 1995. While he’s in Central Florida, you can see another film at the Enzian based on one of Skármeta’s works, No, based on his play The Referendum. Skármeta also gives a free master class to aspiring writers and participates in a reading and Q&A session on Thursday. It’s merely the first week of the Winter With the Writers festival, so keep an eye out for more events all month long. – Thaddeus McCollum
screening 6:15 p.m. Wednesday; master class 4 p.m. Thursday; reading 7:30 p.m. Thursday | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2000 | rollins.edu | free
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Nashville band Moon Taxi caught the country’s eye three years ago with the debut of their second album, Mountains Beaches Cities. Now the five-piece is taking its festival sound on tour again after the release of its third and most relatable album, Daybreaker, late last year. The band has finally found its sound, with songs that pick up on all the nuances of a live performance, from subtle finger movements to shallow breaths. It’s an immersive experience, one that surrounds the listener in swooning choruses and towering guitar riffs. The stadium-ready single, “Year Zero,” was made to sing along with, the perfect song to hear while swaying, eyes closed, in the middle of summer. If you can’t wait until festival season, now is the perfect time to catch this band before Bonnaroo comes around. – Deanna Ferrante
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Band Bingo IV: A New Hope MUSIC Band Bingo, one of the more unique nights of live music in town, returns this week after taking a hiatus and moving away from its Mills 50 origins and into the Milk District. If you’ve missed Band Bingo in the past, the basic concept is that musicians put their names in a hat to be randomly assigned to different teams. Those teams then have an hour to come up with a name and write a song. Often, the band names turn out better than the song. For subsequent rounds, teammates may have to find out which instrument they’re playing from a random draw, or what style of music they’ll have to cover a song in. Even if you’re not a musician, it’s still an entertaining sight to see the unbridled creativity of some of the most talented musicians in town when they’re forced to not take themselves seriously. – Thaddeus McCollum
with Lonely Biscuits | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15-$17
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The Legendary Shack Shakers
Naked Boys Singing
There are true must-see live acts so powerful and unique that they transcend genre – as in, I don’t care what kind of music you get down to, this will blow you away no matter what – but they are few. With their dead-raising punkabilly sound and a preternatural sense of show in electric frontman J.D. Wilkes, the Legendary Shack Shakers are unquestionably one of them. They used to be regular touring attractions here, leaving many of our stages scorched by pure lightning (and sometimes showered in rippedout pubes), but they’ve been on hiatus due to Wilkes’ other artistic outlets. And though he’s recently been haunting Orlando again with the Dirt Daubers, a band he’s doing with talented wife and noted solo artist Jessica Lee Wilkes, this will be the first time in years that his original Southern Gothic freak show rolls through. Now they’re back in the fiery flesh, on their 20th anniversary as a band and armed with a new album, The Southern Surreal, on Alternative Tentacles. Come get thrilled and hexed again. – Bao Le-Huu
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with the Wildtones | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12
THE LEGENDARY SHACK SHAKERS
THEATER Oh, behave! Head on over to the Parliament House this Friday night, where boys in birthday suits are waiting to entertain the hell out of you with this raucous revue. And the songs aren’t too bad, either. Eight chiseled men sing their way through 16 original songs, and with titles like “Gratuitous Nudity,” we can only imagine what this show will leave lying on the floor. While there may be a platoon of toned buns gallivanting around the stage, Parliament House stresses that the show is in no way pornographic, making it perfect for all occasions: Valentine’s Day, bachelor parties, spring break celebrations, or Grandma’s birthday party. – Marissa Mahoney
7:30 p.m. | through March 13 | Footlight Theatre at the Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail | 407-425-7571 | parliamenthouse.com | $20-$25
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Orlando Chili Cook-Off
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What do simmering beef, burning chili peppers and Orlando Weekly all have in common? All three are attending the Seventh Annual Orlando Chili CookOff at Orlando Festival Park. As you try chili recipes from over 80 booths, you can enjoy live music, drinks and – if you really don’t care about having a functioning tongue for the rest of the day – enter the World Chili Eating Challenge. All that capsaicin overload is for a good cause, though, as proceeds from the cook-off go to two charities: Camaraderie Foundation and Alex’s Lemonade Stand. – Monivette Cordeiro
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noon-5 p.m. | Orlando Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St. | orlandochilicookoff.com | $15-$60
1-6 p.m. | Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive | parkavecds.com | free
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Let’s face it: Not everyone’s heart melts when receiving the stereotypical Valentine’s Day gifts. If you’re through with buying your significant other stuffed animals or bouquets of roses, head over to Vintage Valentine. Park Ave CDs, Dear Prudence Shop and the Lovely Boutique Market partner up to sell some gifts that will probably end up being more memorable than a $5 box of chocolates that you picked up from CVS day of. While the stores are sponsoring the annual event, they won’t be the only ones open for business: There’ll be food trucks, and other local vendors set up tables in the parking lot for the afternoon to sell vinyl, cute clothes and myriad vintage items. – Kim Slichter
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ConCerts/events Black Tusk, Royal Thunder, Bask, Destructonomicon, Sinkholes 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Bottom Feeder Band 7:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993. Epica, Moonspell, Starkill 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. [MUSIC] Wild Child see this page The Get 2nds 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Graham Nash 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50$79.50; 407-228-1220. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Kaci Jo Hibbard 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Moon Taxi, Lonely Biscuits 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15$17; 407-246-1419.
Clubs/lounges Bards at the Bar Karaoke 8 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Cafe Night Open Mic 7-9 pm; Infusion Tea, 1600 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-999-5255. Classic Salsa Social Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.
Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic Orlando Music Group Open 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s 500 E. State Road 436, Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926. Punk on the Patio: Wet Nurse, Tight Genes, Caffiends 8 pm; Kill the Keg Karaoke The Patio, 14 W. Washington 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, St.; $5; 407-354-1577. 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Ladies Night Blues Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Seba & That Guy 8 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 Open Mic 8 pm; Winter International Drive; free. Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. 46
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Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Berti is Calàf, the brave prince who sings “Nessun dorma” and wins her hand. Franco Zeffirelli’s golden production is conducted by Paolo Carignani. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.
Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Leo Aether, Liquid Circle, Boylectric, Los Petardos! 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.
Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.
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Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.
Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.
1st Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison Sanford, 107 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; free; 407-579-0439.
Wild Child, Field Fires, Laney Jones 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.
Thursday, Feb. 4
Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.
opera/ClassiCal The Met Live in HD: Turandot 6:30 pm; Nina Stemme, one of opera’s greatest dramatic sopranos, takes on the title role of the proud princess of legendary China. Tenor Marco
Amtrac, Hotel Garuda 9 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15; 407-317-9129. Band Bingo IV: A New Hope 7 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.
Yonder Mountain String Band, Keller and the Keels 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$40; 407228-1220.
Clubs/lounges Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.
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DeLand Craft Beer Festival Taking over Artisan Alley in DeLand this weekend is the DeLand Craft Beer Festival, which features more than 350 different varieties from more than 100 different breweries, including rare and vintage beers, cask beers and more. 1-5 p.m. Saturday; Artisan Alley, DeLand; $35-$40; 386215-1533; volusiabeerweek.com
Crooked Can Brewery Tour Every Sunday, Winter Garden’s Crooked Can Brewery gives tours of its facilities. Learn how they make such tasty brew in such large quantities, and receive a souvenir glass that you can fill with beer in their taproom. noon, 1, 2 & 3 p.m. Sunday; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com
The Masquerade Crawl Wear your best masquerade outfit for this downtown bar crawl from Ember to Native, Pink, Eve, Underground and Wall Street Plaza. 8 p.m. Saturday; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10$20; 407-849-5200; orlandopubcrawl.com
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Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center
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The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social
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Five Senses of Sexy: A Valentine’s Party Fairvilla goes the extra mile to make you feel comfortable while shopping for something to spice up your Valentine’s Day. Enjoy complimentary cocktails, a poetry vending machine and a pug-kissing booth while you hunt for the right toy or outfit, and stick around for a performance from Big Bang Boom Cabaret. 7-9 p.m. Wednesday; Fairvilla Adult Mega Store, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-6005; fairvilla.com
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Alison Wonderland Feb. 20 at Venue 578 Trailer Park Boys, Feb. 13 at Backbooth
O.A.R., Feb. 26 at House of Blues
Yanni, Feb. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Josh Groban, March 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Carly Rae Jepsen, Feb. 15 at the Plaza Live Mutemath, Feb. 19 at House of Blues Alison Wonderland, Feb. 20 at Venue 578 Gary Clarke Jr., Feb. 20 at House of Blues Patti LaBelle, Feb. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center Charles Bradley & His Extraordinaires, Feb. 21 at the Social Hunter Valentine, Feb. 21 at Will’s Pub
New Found Glory, March 3 at the Social Melanie Martinez, March 6 at House of Blues Moody Blues, March 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center Gordon Lightfoot, March 10 at the Plaza Live Coheed & Cambria, March 11 at Hard Rock Live Jewel, March 12 at Hard Rock Live
They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham G. Love & Special Sauce, April 7 at the Social Stick Figure, April 7 at the Beacham Napalm Death, the Melvins, April 8 at the Plaza Live Into It. Over It., The World Is a Beautiful Place ..., April 10 at the Social David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues
Daley, Feb. 22 at the Social
Less Than Jake, March 17-18 at the Social
The Zombies, Feb. 24 at the Plaza Live
Joe Satriani, March 18 at Hard Rock Live
Creed Bratton, Feb. 25 at Backbooth
Logic, March 28 at the Beacham
Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Of Montreal, April 2 at the Social
Ciara, April 24 at House of Blues
2 Chainz, Feb. 26 at Venue 578
Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham The Sword, May 11 at the Social
Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center
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Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center
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Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center
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Graham Nash M u s i C Graham Nash has been a busy guy over the past year. He toured with Crosby, Stills & Nash through May, and rather than taking a breather, he went back out on a solo tour of the states through August. Then he went back to work on This Path Tonight, the solo album he will release in early April. Nash hit the road again in late January for another U.S. solo tour that will continue through February. “I’m a musician,” Nash says, explaining in a recent phone interview why he has done so much touring recently. “I need to play. I need to communicate.” That sort of thinking makes sense considering the fact that art – be it music, painting or photography – is such a central part of Nash’s daily life. “I have to create something every day or else I get upset with myself,” he says. “I have to take a great photograph or make a great painting or write a good song or start a good song.” By the time Nash started last summer’s solo tour, This Path Tonight – a strong collection of songs that leans toward melodic and thoughtful acoustic-based tunes – was essentially done. But he waited until 2016 to release it because he’d hoped to get Stephen Stills, David Crosby and Neil Young to play on some songs. There was talk of a Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young tour in 2015. The year before, the group released an acclaimed box set, 1974, that documented the legendary tour of that summer, and Nash had been opti-
mistic that they would regroup to tour in support of the set. But any possibility of a tour went up in smoke in fall 2014 when controversy erupted between Crosby and Young. Following news that Young was divorcing his wife of 37 years, Pegi, and had started dating actress Daryl Hannah, Crosby spoke about Young’s situation in an interview with the Idaho Statesman newspaper. “I happen to know that he’s hanging out with somebody [Hannah] that’s a purely poisonous predator now,” Crosby told the publication. “And that’s karma. He’s gonna get hurt.” Crosby apologized eight months later on The Howard Stern Show, but by all appearances, the damage was already done. Young declared that CSNY would never tour again. For now, Nash has shows to play. He will have plenty of flexibility to change up his song set from night to night, but plans to cover everything from songs with his preCSN band – the popular British group the Hollies – right up to his newest songs. He says he enjoys doing his own shows. “It’s great when David, Stephen and I are together. It’s great when David, Stephen, Neil and I are together. And it’s great when me and Crosby are together,” he says. “But I do enjoy the solo concerts. I don’t have to deal with anybody else’s music but mine.” – Alan Sculley 6:30 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $29.50-$59.50
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Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-3:30 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570. FrIday, Feb. 5
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Breaks Yo!: Bebe, Supagroover, Josh B vs. Rich D. 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free-$5. DJ Kris Kokopelli 9 pm-2 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407.636.3171.
Drivin’ N’ Cryin’, Thomas Wynn & the Believers, Great Peacock 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$18; 407-322-7475. Gunplay, Rich Penn and Handsome Mari, EdDead, Hello Entertainment, DopeTruth 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. The Honeyslides 9 pm-1 am; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Infiltr8:Celebr8: Ohashi, Atnarko, Mathew Scot 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. The Legendary Shack Shakers, the Wildtones 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963. Maniacal Mojo Presents: SuperBob with guests 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-687-8840. Michal Menert & the Pretty Fantastics, MZG 9 pm; The
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Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 129 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.
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Brantley Gilbert 7-11 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $68; 407-823-3070.
Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494.
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ConCerts/events Ambrosia 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39$49; 407-228-1220. Bob Marley Tribute: Savi Fernandez & Friends, Soul Vibes, DJ Dizzlephunk 6 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $10.
Claptone 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10$20; 407-504-7699.
Lovestruck Robot 10 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free.
DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.
Classic Albums Live: Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $13-$23; 407-351-5483.
Maximino, Woset, Harsh Radish 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.
Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 129 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066.
The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Crabhammer, Sketchie, Control This!, Yugoskavia, Hoverounds 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$11; 407-322-7475. Evan Taylor Jones 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056. Hunter Hayes Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Lauren Mitchell Band 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-328-4848.
Murderfly 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.
MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.
Pocket Tanya, Mark Castle, Luscious Lisa, Shammers 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.
Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.
Ésk, Odessos, Adult Life, Boxing at the Zoo 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8-$10; 407-246-1419.
Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. sunday, Feb. 7
The World Is Turning Gold 7 pm; Quakers of Orlando, 316 E. Marks St.; donations encouraged; 301-616-5115.
Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. What Da Funk Sundays 9 pm; Saigon Harbor, 219 Broadway Ave., Kissimmee; free-$5; 407530-5944.
opera/ClassiCal Organ Plus Progressive Concert 2 pm; Enjoy miniconcerts in several downtown Winter Park churches, starting at All Saints. All Saints Episcopal Church, 338 E Lyman Ave, Winter Park; free; cfago.org. MOnday, Feb. 8
The Z.G.s, Jason Guy Smiley, Abandon the Midwest, Clay Monster 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.
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Sons of Ragnar, Emporos, Wirethrone 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $17-$20; 407-673-2712. Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Marcos Encinias, Doug Lowell, David Yanik and more 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $2 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Whiskey Sharts, Tears of a Tyrant, Useless Jester 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.
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Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.
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Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion - College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.
Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.
Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.
Turnt Tuesdays 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.
Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.
Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.
Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.
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Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.
Art Serge has just purchased a peculiar painting for an exorbitant sum of money. However, Serge’s prestigious acquisition is met with confusion and disgust from his longtime friend Marc. Thursday-
Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm and Monday, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Becky Shaw Student-produced play about a newlywed couple that set up two people on a blind date that takes a dark turn. WednesdayFriday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Fred Stone Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2145. Best of Broadway: 2011-2015 Breakthrough’s annual musical revue, this year celebrating musicals opening on Broadway from 2011-2015. Mondays, COnTInued On page 54
2Cellos 8 pm; Two young Croatian cellists blur the lines between classical and pop. Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $38.75-$257.80; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Tuesday, Feb. 9
ConCerts/events Ben Miller Band 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12. Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Mardi Gras Soiree: Brown Bag Brass Band, Beth McKee 5 pm; Dexter’s of Winter Park, 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-629-1150. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.
Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.
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Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034. The Crucible The story focuses upon a young farmer, his wife and a young servant girl who maliciously causes the wife’s arrest for witchcraft. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com. Dancing Lessons When socially awkward professor Ever Montgomery is forced to attend an event with dancing, he seeks out an injured Broadway performer for help. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm and Wednesdays, Sundays, 2 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$46; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Hands on a Hardbody For 10 hard-luck Texans, a new lease on life is so close they can touch it. Under a scorching sun for days on end, armed with nothing but hope, humor and ambition, they’ll fight to keep at least one hand on a brand-new truck in order to win it. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org. I Left My Heart: A Salute to the Music of Tony Bennett This new musical revue features 54
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ComEdy Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. Harold Night A signature long-form improv piece, the Harold. Saturday, 8 pm; AdLib Theatre, 200 N. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $5; 407-5920081; adlibcomedy.com. Heavy Hitters Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $5; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. COnTInued On page 56
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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter and applause. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Lavell Crawford As seen on Breaking Bad as Huell. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm and Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $27; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave.,
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danCE First Fridays Burlesque With the Black Garter Dolls Black Garter Dolls is a burlesque troupe specializing in variety acts, classic burlesque striptease, cabaret singing, comedy and more. Friday, 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-3752501; blackgarterdolls.com. Orlando Ballet: The Firebird & To Familiar Spaces in Dream Two works featuring music from Igor Stravinsky, Philip Glass, John Cage and Craig Armstrong. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $44-$88; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Savannah Sweet Tease Burlesque: Affairs of the Heart Combining traditional burlesque, neo burlesque and boylesque with a mash-up of classic moves. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.
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Shen Yun In a collection of vignettes, audiences journey from ancient legends to contemporary tales of courage, from the highest heavens to the dusty plateaus of China’s Middle Kingdom. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $60-$200; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.
arT openings/events 1st Thursday: Peace and Harmony Art that focuses on the need for people working together cooperatively – the art can be symbolic, abstract, portraits of peacemakers or creators of harmony in human civilization. Thursday, 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org. All That Glitters A national jewelry invitational featuring a broad cross-section of wearable designs of 10 accomplished and emerging jewelry artists from across the country. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through March 12; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net. Art @ BART: Heart @ BART Orlando’s first “nerdy” paint and sip that teaches you how to paint 8-bit style heart containers. Monday, 7-10 pm; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; $25; 407-796-2522. Art in the Park Bring your own supplies and join other artists in a community outdoor celebration of creativity. Saturday, 10 am; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; free; 407-623-3342. Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – Progressions, Works by Former Students A companion exhibition of work by former students of Kimsey. Opens Friday, 6-8 pm, through April 2; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org.
Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – The Right of Passage Works from the 1940s to the present from Grady Kimsey, who enjoys critical and popular success as a sculptor, potter, painter and instructor. Opens Friday, 7-9 pm, through April 2; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Artist Talk: Henry Horenstein The artist talks about his photographs of animals and signs copes of his book, Animalia. Friday, 6-8 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Central Florida Watercolor Society Annual Juried Show A special exhibit focused on the art of watercolor. Juried by Janet King. Opens Thursday, 5:30-8 pm, through April 1; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. Collectible Spoons Selections of collectible, souvenir, and antique spoons from the Morse Collection. Tuesday, 9:30 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407645-5311; morsemueum.org. The House That Art Built: An Art Show of Gratitude Derek Covington Smith’s farewell art show features work from throughout his 12-year career in Central Florida. Monday, 7-10 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; free; 910-233-7217. Merging Artists: The Movement Event with live painting, an art auction, poetry, music and more. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-9728982; exodusunited.org. Mount Dora Arts Festival In addition to the endless rows of fine art, including oil paintings, watercolors, acrylics, clay, sculpture and photography, the festival features local and regional musical entertainment..
Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Donnelly Park, North Baker Street and East Fifth Avenue, Mount Dora; free; mountdoracenterforthearts. org. Visions Works from DeLand artist Carissa Paige. Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-925-9019.
Continuing tHis week 100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Feb. 21; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Acrylic Painting Class Saturday, 11 am; Sam Flax Art & Design Store, 1800 E. Colonial Drive; $35; 407-8989785; samflaxorlando.com. Albert Paley: Forged Works Through April 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Animalia: Henry Horenstein Through Feb. 7; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Art Legends of Orange County: The Grand Experiment Through Feb. 21; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org. Art on the Green Through March 1; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Art Under Heat and Pressure Through Feb. 29; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com. Brandon Geurts: Flesh World Through Feb. 15; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free. COnTInued On page 58
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The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. California Impressionism Through April 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Cheers to 20 Great Years Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net/. Chris Robb: Continuum Through Feb. 12; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Doris Leeper: Hard Edges Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Earl Funk: Seasons Change Through Feb. 12; Snap 58
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Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. The Encounter: Baalu Girma and Zora Neale Hurston Through Feb. 18; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com. Free Hugs - With Miss Zukie Through Feb. 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org. Hadouken Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu. Heart & Soul Through March 22 and Friday Feb. 5, 6-9 pm; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801.
Jim Couper: There Are No Other Everglades in the World Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org. Keep Me in Your Prayers/Fears Thursdays-Saturdays, 12-6 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; isitoveryet.org. Kohjiro Kinno Through Feb. 11; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407682-5343; thewhitewall.com. Mark Gmehling: Nu Werks Through Feb. 12; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. The Mirror Stage MondaysFridays, 8:30 am-4:30 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298. Mystery Sketch Theater Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060. On Assignment: Robert Snow – At Sea With OCEARCH Through Sunday; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.
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Process and Concepts in Printmaking Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mount doracenterforthearts.org. Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Rooftop: A Second Look Through Saturday; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4276975; smponline.org. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.
17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.
3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.
Star Wars Mash-Up Art Show Through Feb. 29; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.
Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Through Our Eyes Through Feb. 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; orlandoslice.com.
The Secrets of Outliers Through Feb. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.
Transcommunality: Laura Anderson Barbata, Collaboration Beyond Borders Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.
Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April
Will Barnet: Graphic Retrospective Through April
EvEnTs The Art of Beer Beer, music and free treats while supplies last. Tuesday, 5 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Battle of the Brews Taste test eight different brews during this bracket-style battle and vote during each round. Saturday, 4-6 pm; Whole Foods Market, 8003 Turkey Lake Road; free; 407-355-7100. Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Happy hour drink prices
until midnight, games, prizes and new furry friends are in store every month. Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, 12, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com. DeLand Craft Beer Festival Features 100 breweries and over 350 different beers. Beers include rare and vintage beers, cask beers, over 50 Florida breweries and three Homebrew Clubs from all across Central Florida. Saturday, 1-5 pm; Artisan Alley, Artisan Alley, DeLand; $35-$40; 386-2151533; volusiabeerweek.com. Dorothy Lumley Melrose Center Second Anniversary and Melrose Awards Experience the award-winning Dorothy Lumley Melrose
Center for Technology, Innovation & Creativity. Activities, demonstrations and entertainment will be available for children and adults to enjoy. In addition, the winners of the Second Annual Melrose Awards are be announced. Saturday, 11 am-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Fat Tuesday Meets Chinese New Year Merging two traditions, enjoy oysters paired with high acid white wines. Tuesday, 6 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; contact for price; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. Fire Fly: A Pop-up Dinner Party A la carte offerings from Uncommon Catering paired with wines and accompanied by music from Lola B. and Romano Arcaini. Friday, 6-10 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; various menu prices; 407270-6300; swirlery.com. Five Senses of Sexy: A Valentine’s Party Complimentary cocktails, sweets and treats, a pug
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The Masquerade Crawl Wear your best masquerade outfit for this bar crawl to Ember, Native, Pink, Eve, Underground and Wall Street Plaza. Saturday, 8 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10-$20; 407-8495200; orlandopubcrawl.com. NOLA Brewing Launch A Mardi Gras party featuring beers from NOLA Brewing, beads and king cake. Tuesday, 6 pm; World of Beer Altamonte, 155 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; various menu prices; 407834-2337; worldofbeer.com. Orlando Boat Show Boat dealers, manufacturers and more will be on hand at this massive boating extravaganza. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-8 pm and Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $8; 407-685-9800; orlandoboatshow.com.
Orlando Chili Cook-Off A day for chili-lovers, this annual event has become a tradition for the local community offering delicious samples of chili from chefs from around the country, live musical entertainment, a massive kids zone and the World Chili Eating Challenge. Saturday, noon-6 pm; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $15-$50; 407-377-0400; orlandochilicookoff.com. Sanford Mardi Gras Party Watch a street parade, enjoy live music from a brass band and enjoy NOLA-style cuisine. Saturday, 1 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Soup Nazi Appearance The actor who played the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld ladles bowls of soup for customers to promote the Original Soupman soups. Thursday, 2-5 pm; Publix - Boggy Creek Marketplace, 2625 Simpson Road, Kissimmee; free.
Tables Extraordinaire An event so impressive, its designers were asked to create a table for a Golden Globes event. Delicious food, amazing tablescapes and a fun time to help the community. WednesdayFriday, 10 am-8 pm and Saturday, 10 am-2:30 pm; Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church, 1217 Trinity Woods Lane, Maitland; $15; 407-333-3895. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Trash 2 Trends Recycled Fashion Show Watch artists create garments from recycled materials, take in a fashion show, and enjoy a complimentary dessert bar at SeaWorld’s Ports of Call. Saturday, 6:30-10 pm; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $37.92-$69.57; 407363-2613; cityoforlando.net.
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Vietnamese New Year Festival A cultural festival with lots of Vietnamese street food available for purchase. Saturday, 10:30 am-5 pm and Sunday, 8:30 am-5 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247. Vintage Valentine Grab some unique gifts as Park Ave CD’s, Dear Prudence and the Lovely team up to bring you a shopping bazaar filled with vintage clothes, records and more. Sunday, 1-6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.
CiviCs Zipcar Ribbon Cutting Ceremony Join Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer, Winter Park Vice Mayor Sarah Sprinkel, Zipcar senior representatives and the Florida Department of Transportation as they cut the ribbon to officially bring Zipcar car sharing to Central Florida. Wednesday, 10 am; Downtown Orlando, Robinson Street, North Orange Avenue and East Robinson Street; free; 617-678-7206; zipcar.com.
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Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.
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Erotic Poetry Night IV The Drunken Odyssey presents a live reading honoring and dishonoring the dubious saintliness of Valentine. Sunday, 7 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; free; writersatelier.com.
Heart 2 Heart Event A unique health and pampering experience featuring health and wellness screenings, stage performances, educational information and children’s entertainment, including deluxe bounce houses and inflatables. Sunday, 1-5 pm; Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail; free; 407-737-2866; waterfordlakestowncenter.com. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Paranormal 101 TnT Paranormal Investigators discuss methods used to investigate cases of paranormal activity. Q&A at end of event. Thursday, 7-8 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7 pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.
Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Orlando Story Club: Breaks Tell a story that has to do with “breaks,” or listen to others tell theirs. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-704-6261; orlandostoryclub.com. Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. Tim Dorsey Bestselling author gives a reading and signing of his newest novel, Coconut Cowboy. Sunday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124
E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com. Winter With the Writers: Antonio Skármeta – Master Class A free master class with the author. Thursday, 4 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2000; rollins.edu. Winter With the Writers: Antonio Skármeta – Reading Skármeta gives a reading followed by an interview and signing. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Bush Auditorium, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2000; rollins.edu.
FamiLy Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org. Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery. Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 406-645-5311 ext. 136. Orlando Youth Empowerment Summit This annual summit helps to empower Central Florida LGBT youth and allies by bringing together students, parents, teachers, community and faith-based leaders to provide resources and education to support understanding, acceptance and inclusion in the community. Saturday, 9 am-3:15 pm; The Rotunda at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4128; cfyes.org. Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing Adapted from the book by Judy Blume. Through Feb. 21; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; 407-896-7365.
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Universal Orlando’s Mardi Gras Universal extends Mardi Gras for over a month with special concerts, parades, food and more. Saturday, through April 16; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000; universalorlando.com
sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Board Game Night Bring your own games or choose from tons of games available to play. Saturdays, 7-11:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161; campuscardsandgames.com. Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American mah jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 10:30 am-2:30 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302. 62
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Orlando Magic vs. Atlanta Hawks Basketball. Sunday, 1 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $18$1,307.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Magic vs. Los Angeles Clippers Basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $33$1,837.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Solar Bears vs. Greenville Swamp Rabbits Ice hockey. Thursday, 7 pm and Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12.25-$44.75; 800-745-3000. Out of the Darkness Community Walk A walk to raise money for the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention. Saturday, 9 am; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; donations encouraged; outofthedarkness.org. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com. Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walk-
ers and dogs included). Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com. Ten10 Run Club A group run series on the Orlando Urban Trail beginning and ending at the Ten10 Brewery. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. Yoga in the Pub Firefly Yoga Company takes over Rogue Pub for a morning yoga session followed by a complimentary beer tasting. Saturday, 9:30 am; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; $15; 407-985-3778; fireflyyogacompany.com. n
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ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Bible’s Book of Exodus tells the story of the time Moses almost met God. “Show me your glory, please,” the prophet says to his deity, who’s hiding. “You cannot see my face,” God replies, “but I will show you my back parts.” That’s good enough for Moses. He agrees. I hope that you, too, will be satisfied with a tantalizingly partial epiphany. I’m pretty sure that if you ask nicely, you can get a glimpse of a splendor that’s as meaningful to you as God was to Moses. It may only be the “back parts,” but that should still stir you and enrich you. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The archaic English word quaintrelle refers to a woman who treats her life as a work of art. She is passionate about cultivating beauty and pleasure and wit in everything she is and does. But she’s not a narcissistic socialite. She’s not a snooty slave to elitist notions of style. Her aim is higher and sweeter: to be an impeccable, well-crafted fount of inspiration and blessings. I propose that we resuscitate and tinker with this term, and make it available to you. In 2016, Tauruses of all genders will be inclined to incorporate elements of the quaintrelle, and you will also be skilled at doing so. If you have not yet dived into this fun work, start now! GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Sufi teacher (and Gemini) Idries Shah offered this teaching: “They say that when Fortune knocks, you should open the door. But why should you make Fortune knock, by keeping the door shut?” Let’s make this your featured meditation. If there is anywhere in your life where proverbial doors are shut – either in the world outside of you or the world inside of you – unlock them and open them wide. Make it easy for Fortune to reach you. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Many Cancerians harbor a chronic ache of melancholy about what they’re missing. The unavailable experience in question could be an adventure they wish they were having or an absent ally they long to be near or a goal they wish they had time to pursue. That’s the bad news. The good news is that you can harness the chronic ache. In fact, it’s your birthright as a Cancerian to do so. If you summon the willpower to pull yourself up out of the melancholy, you can turn its mild poison into a fuel that drives you to get at least some of what you’ve been missing. Now is a favorable time to do just that. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) How will the next chapter of your story unfold? I suspect there are two possible scenarios. In one version, the abundance of choices overwhelms you. You get bogged down in an exciting but debilitating muddle, and become frazzled, frenetic and overwrought. In the other possible scenario, you navigate your way through the lavish freedom with finesse. Your intuition reveals exactly how to make good use of the fertile contradictions. You’re crafty, adaptable and effective. So which way will you go? How will the tale unfold? I think it’s completely up to you. Blind fate will have little to do with it. For best results, all you have to do is stay in close touch with the shining vision of what you really want. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “To hell with my suffering,” wrote Arthur Rimbaud in his poem “May Banners.” I suggest you make that your mantra for now. Anytime you feel a sour thought impinging on your perceptions, say, “To hell with my suffering.” And then immediately follow it up with an expostulation from another Rimbaud poem, “It’s all too beautiful.” Be ruthless about this. If you sense an imminent outbreak of pettiness, or if a critical voice in your head blurts out a curse, or if a pesky ghost nags you, simply say, “To hell with my suffering,” and then, “It’s all too beautiful.” In this way, you can take advantage of the fact that you now have more power over your emotional pain than usual.
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “I like people who unbalance me,” says Irish writer Colum McCann. Normally I wouldn’t dream of encouraging you to make the same declaration. My instinct is to help you do everything necessary to maintain harmony. But now is one of those rare times when you can thrive on what happens when you become a bit tilted or uneven or irregular. That’s because the influences that unbalance you will be the same influences that tickle your fancy and charge your batteries and ring your bell and sizzle your bacon. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The African Association was a 19th-century British group dedicated to exploring West Africa. Its members hoped to remedy Europeans’ ignorance about the area’s geography. In one of the association’s most ambitious projects, it commissioned an adventurer named Henry Nicholls to discover the origin and to chart the course of the legendary Niger River. Nicholls and his crew set out by ship in their quest, traveling north up a river that emptied into the Gulf of Guinea. They didn’t realize, and never figured out, that they were already on the Niger River. I’m wondering if there’s a comparable situation going on in your life. You may be looking for something that you have already found. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Richard P. Feynman was a brilliant physicist who won a Nobel Prize in 1965 for his pioneering work in quantum electrodynamics. He also played the bongo drums and was a competent artist. But excessive pride was not a problem for him. “I’m smart enough to know that I’m dumb,” he testified. “The first principle is that you must not fool yourself – and you are the easiest person to fool.” I suggest you adopt him as your role model for the next two weeks. All of us need periodic reminders that we’ve got a lot to learn, and this is your time. Be extra vigilant in protecting yourself from your own misinformation and misdirection. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Food connoisseur Anthony Bourdain has a TV show that enables him to travel the globe indulging in his love of exotic cuisine. He takes his sensual delights seriously. In Charleston, South Carolina, he was ecstatic to experience the flavorful bliss of soft-shell crab with lemon pasta and shaved bottarga. “Frankly,” he told his dining companion, “I’d slit my best friend’s throat for this.” Bourdain was exaggerating for comic effect, but I’m concerned you may actually feel that strongly about the gratifications that are almost within your grasp. I have no problem with you getting super-intense in pursuit of your enjoyment. But please stop short of taking extreme measures. You know why. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You may sometimes be drawn to people or places or ideas long before they can give you their gifts. Although you sense their potential value, you might have to ripen before you’ll be ready to receive their full bounty. Here’s how author Elias Canetti expressed it: “There are books, that one has for 20 years without reading them, that one always keeps at hand, yet one carefully refrains from reading even a complete sentence. Then after 20 years, there comes a moment when suddenly, as though under a high compulsion, one cannot help taking in such a book from beginning to end, at one sitting: it is like a revelation.” I foresee a comparable transition happening for you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The Leaning Tower of Pisa is eight stories high, including its belfry, and tilts sideways at a four-degree angle. When builders started construction back in 1173, they laid a weak foundation in unstable soil, and the building has never stood straight since. And yet it is the most lucrative tourist attraction in the city of Pisa, and one of the top 10 in Italy. Its flaw is the source of its fame and glory. What’s the equivalent in your world? Now is a favorable time to take new or extra advantage of something you consider imperfect or blemished.
Snow (animal Id a340286) is a shy but friendly dog who is looking for a loving owner who will help bring out his true personality. Although this 2-year-old boy is a little timid at first, he warms up once he gets to know you. He is a calm, gentle giant who enjoys being petted. He also likes to run and play fetch. If you are looking for a mellow dog, come meet Snow. During the month of February, orange County animal Services holds its Furever Love Is Priceless promotion, during which adopters can choose their own adoption fees. For more information, visit ocnetpets. com or visit the shelter at 2769 Conroy Road.
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A large crowd braved a snowstorm to come out to Savage Love Live at Boston’s Wilbur Theatre last week. Questions were submitted on index cards, which allowed questioners to remain anonymous and forced them to be succinct. I got to as many of them as I could over two long, raucous, boozy hours. Here are some of the questions I didn’t have time for in Boston … What exactly causes relationships to end?
Take it away, Urban Dictionary: “When a
reasons – boredom, neglect, contempt, betrayal, abuse – but all relationships that don’t end survive for the same reason: The people in them just keep not breaking up. Sometimes people in relationships that need to end never get around to breaking up.
man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.” I’ve been writing this dumb sex-advice column for a long time, and while I’ve received a few questions like yours over the years (“What’s the deal with blumkins?!?”), I’ve never once received a question about an IRL blumkin session gone wrong. So blumkins aren’t for real, and they’re not really about sex. As you can see from the UD definition, it’s not about sex or kink, it’s about misogyny and implied violence, i.e., the man takes a shit and orders “his woman” to come in and give him head. Consensual degradation and power play can be hot, of course, but blumkins and donkey punching and dirty sanchezes – and the scared little boys who talk about them – are bullshit. Sexist bullshit.
Rejecting nonmonogamy because your last nonmonogamous relationship failed makes about as much sense as rejecting monogamy because your last monogamous relationship failed. If people applied the same standard to closed relationships that they apply to open ones (“I was in one that failed so I can never enter into another one!”), most of us would’ve had two relationships in our lives – one open, one closed – and then either taken a vow of celibacy or pledged to stick to NSA sex for the rest of our lives. Our choices are informed by our experience, of course, and you had a bad experience with an open relationship. Open relationships might not be for you. But it’s also possible that the problem with your last relationship wasn’t the openness but the partner. Advice for happily child-free people in a babyand parent-worshipping world?
You could take comfort in your free time, your disposable income and your vomit-free wardrobe. You could also see baby and parent worship for what it is: a desperate attempt on the part of the busy, broke and vomit-spackled (and the people trying to sell stuff to us) to make ourselves feel better about the consequential and irrevocable choice we made to have kids. My husband and I (30s, M/F, two kids) found out our best friends of 20 years were secretly poly. And we didn’t know! Well, we all fucked. Now our relationship/friendship is fucked, too. How do we move on from this mess?
People who are poly say they want more love, sex and joy in their lives – but some poly people seem to want more chaos, drama and hurt in their lives. Unless you know a couple well, or unless you’ve noticed the trail of destruction they’ve
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What is the deal with a “blumkin”? Like, honestly, why? Why? WHY? They freak me out and confuse me.
Relationships end for all sorts of different
I was in an open relationship once and was heartbroken in the end because my partner broke the rules we made. My current partner wants to make our monogamous relationship open, but I am hesitant because of my previous burn. How do I get over this and become comfortable with an open relationship again?
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left in their wake, there’s just no way to tell what they’re really after until after you’ve slept with them. Anyway, how do you move on? You send a note, you apologize for your part in the chaos, drama and hurt, and you express a desire to mend the friendship. Hopefully you’ll hear from them.
Like most gay men in their early 30s, I enjoy chatting and sending pics of my nether regions via dating apps. My conflict is that I am a public school teacher. While I believe I have a right to a sex life, what if someone I send a pic to disagrees? Do you think I should stop?
We need to pick a day for everyone on earth to intentionally release a pic of their nether regions online. It should be an annual holiday – just to get it over with and to prevent moralizing scolds from going after people whose pics go unintentionally astray. But schoolteachers have been fired for sexting. So … whether you stop or not depends on the degree of risk you’re comfortable with and the faith you have in the discretion of the folks you’re meeting on apps. Why is the term “monogamy” and not “monoamory”?
Monogamy comes from the Greek “monos” for “single” and “gamos” for “marriage.” So the term literally means “one marriage,” not “one love.” Since you can be monogamous without being married, and married without being monogamous, perhaps the term really should be “monoamory,” meaning “one love at a time, married or not.” But meaning follows usage, and an effort to get people to use monoamory would be just as futile as efforts to stop people from using polyamory because it mixes Greek (“poly”) and Latin (“amory”). On the Lovecast, Dan and the Gist’s Mike Pesca “tackle” a football relationship question: savagelovecast.com.
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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicle will be auctioned at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F7, Orlando FL 32807 on February 16th, 2016 at 9:00am: 05 GMC vin: 1GKFK66U95J226187.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: February 24th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 8770191 #H446-Francesco CarnevaleOffice furniture and files #B099Jerelene Jackson-Business inventory and Household items #B112-Jesus Vallejo-Household items #A024-Susan Hoffman-Household items #B113Shonette Brown-Household items #A016-Tara Jackson-3 bedrooms and living room sets, washer #A032-Stanley Davis-Grill and Misc. Household goods #G406-Luz Hale-Household goods #A007-Gary Landry-Household #H469Heather Tracey-Household goods #E349-Kenneth Stauffer-Household items #A073-Zachary Miles-Boat motor and tools. 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4450867 #05151 Jeff Cameron hsehold goods; #08025 Gregory Davis hsehold goods/personal items; 02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers; 02298 Lura Allen hsehold goods; #02264 Gloria Barton hsehold furniture, items/goods etc; #03014 Samantha Loreus hsehold furniture/items etc; #02060 Dwanda Evans hsehold goods etc; #06082 Jesus Garcia hsehold goods/items etc; #02259 Eric Ireland Misc. items and boxes 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner- Household Items #885 William Van III – Clothes #145 Ten 55 Productions Inc- Household Items #507 Steven Brooks – Household Items #428 Shanitza Guilbe – Household Goods #260 Randall Morrison – Household Items #653 James Kurzawinski – Household Goods # 827 Mind and Body by Jay- Treadmill, weights, elliptical #673 Michelle Venable – Household. 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003-Gerald SimonsClothing boxes, #2001-Oriana MiltonHousehold Items, #2013-Sana AhmedFurniture, Clothes, Boxes, Household Goods, #4112-Nicole Ellis-Household Items, #4011-Michele Cooks-Furniture, Boxes, Household Goods, Clothing, #3073-Terance Wilkinson-Clothing, Beds, Paintings, #3091-LaDeitra Rountree- Household Goods, TV, Clothes, #4057-Bernard Mcdonald- Household Goods, #4090-Anabel MilagrosHousehold Goods, #3121-Richard Hoopingarner-House goods, #3099-Paulette adams-Household goods, #4087-Velton Brown-boxes, #1012-zachary Irvine-House hold items, #1010-Angel page-hose hold items, #3133-Gwendolyn Campbell-Bedset flat screen TV table set washer &dyer clothes household appliances etc, #1018-ashad felder-House hold Items, Boxes, Bed, #3049-Lakeisha Lampkinhousehold goods 3:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #762 – Eugenio Ma Ruffat – Appliances, Electronics, Sporting Equipment, Household Goods; #125 – William Tschetter – Furniture, Hutch, Clothes, Household Goods; #776 – Carlos Duran – Furniture, Electronics, Household Goods; #467 – Brenda Gibbs – Furniture, Household Goods; #773 – Joseph Brogdon – Furniture, Hand Tools, Palletizer; #343 – Jo-Ann Purchass – Electronics, Clothes, Hand & Power Tools, Furniture, Household Goods; #726 – Enoc Rodriguez – Household goods ; #397 – Elaine V. Morgan – Furniture 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 3096 2087 Joseph Dinicola Household goods, 4007 Adelaide Hassel Household goods, 2029 Happy Feet USA Inc file boxes, 1121 Shekia Lynch 3 televisions, bed, 13 bins, 3029 Angel Rodriguez Household items, 2042 Shaquindra Jenkins Household goods, 2048 Jacinda Crawford Boxes, 3148
April Anderson Household goods, 1028 Latoya Mills Household goods, 4091A Mason Perkins Furniture and Misc Items, 1114 Norman Augustus Household items, 1022 Tequila Baron Clothes, household items 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 3800046 #558 Ashley Pettway – household items. #706 – Beverly Rodriguez – bins, totes, clothes, wheelchair, mattress. #1102 Lisa Oquendo – furniture, boxes, household items, 2 bed apt. #1919 Xavier Rosario – furniture, boxes, household items, dining table. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #925-Micky Hollihan-Household items, furniture, #145-Stewart M. Dobbins-Papers #410-Rachel TroesterMattresses and table #512-Marcel Aponte-Household Items #1011-Angela Webb-Household Items #642-Edward Mccutchen-Clothes 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0468- Charles Lightcap 111-household goods,0332-Michael McHenry-furniture,0866-Christa M. Edwards-household goods,0310-John Dorlon-household goods,2018-Darnell Harrison-household goods,0646-Danielle Ralph-household goods. 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681 #2267 Jayna Wrigley- Household 2:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 2125890 #1020- David Gonzalez-Household goods, #6003 Myriam EnciscoHousehold goods, #4000-Marie Yashira Ortiz- Household goods, #1091-Prime Flight Aviation Services- Tools. 2/24/2016 Auction Ad 10:00 AM. At the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 N. Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #2820 Sullivan Wright Stephanie Lyn- Household Goods #2802 Munoz Luiz - Household Goods #2440 Hicks Anthony- Household Goods #1507 Brown Robin- Household Goods #1034 Laurent Cherla Household Goods #1036 Laurent Cherla- Household Goods #2405 Lois Jenkins- Household Goods #2519 Rolland Colleen- Household Goods #1620 Rodriguez DianaHousehold Goods #1417 Burgess Sherline- Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child.TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born October 25, 2003 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida. The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American. TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than March 6th, 2016, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought. If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel. This the 20th day of January, 2016. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-2505500. Jan. 27, 2016; Feb. 3, 2016; Feb
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday February 17, 2016 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #B1-Padilla, Anthony; #77- Pruna, Juanita; #79- Diehl, Caylen Andrew; #248- Ashby, Delona; #259- Torres, Luis M.; #300- Ramirez Jr., Wilfredo; #306Adams, Travis; #319- Hazel, Samantha; #339- Blanco Fernandez, Jorge M.; #341- Agosto, Lillian R.; #436- Wade, Timothy David; #439- Cokley Jr., Rex; #468- Bell, Jamel De’Lon; #470- Bennett, Rohan; #513- Slusher, Eric; #551Blair, Nancy; #552- Ginsburg, Stuart; #553- Ginsburg, Stuart; #576- Troge, Ryan; #579- Agosto, Lycia J.; #581Jobe, Cathy&Ebou; #936A- LanzoTorres, Wilfredo Alexis MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 10:30AM: #0003-Fields, Francine; #0006-McCoy, Terry; #0034-Barth, Barbara Sue; #0046-Deshay, Wandra; #0048-Reeves, David; #0098-Kerr, Andrew; #0123-Zubarik, Scott; #0208-Jones III, James PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #135- Harris,James Daniel; #926- Wright Hollinshead,Charnel Shacahn; #0085- Gonzalez Ortiz,Jonathan; #157- Laurent,Ricardo; #0033- Ogilvie, Stephanie Victoria; #996-Hall, Margaret Jean; #346-Freeman, Ryan Christopher; #299 - Wood,Kristin A; #291-Corson,Tamekia; #483-Johnson Dorner, Joyce; #248- Burnett,Dennis E; #991-Degeus,Kevin Charles; #844-Blake Jr, W. Bradford; #642Idlette,Lavonne Celeste; #597-Rothrock, Marilyn; #910-Hetrick,Jason Lee; #868-Swarthout, David Roy #620Tapoli, Francesco; #D09-Wise,Brian Scott PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #98 Denise S Sims; #99 Leon C Harvey Jr; #104 Jermaine H Fort; #112 Gary Price;#199 Carlos J Rojas; #221 Marlowe Andrews; #238 Stephanie N Evans; #315 Anthony N Aloe; #357 Vanessa Jones; #410 Anshenika L Legrier; #412 Valerie Green-Thorne; #424 Derrick D Bivins Sr; #434 Tammi L Jones; #458 Derek E Whitmore; #459 Ashley R Ferrell; #470 Bettina R Bolden; #476 Dawn K Lauderback-Wissinger; #486 Jamohn J Mack; #492 Mercile H Lewis;#521 Laquisha S Womack; #526 Cody D Hockersmith; #535 Kymbre L Pearce; #546 Caulton M Paul; #608 Cleveland Smith.
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY FLORIDA VENTURES TRUST 2013-I-H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, PLAINTIFF, vs. FRANCISCO E. MICHEL; et al., Defendants CASE NO.: 2015-CA-001177MF NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Osceola County, Florida, Case No. 2015-CA-001177MF, in which, VENTURES TRUST 2013-IH-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC ITS TRUSTEE, is the Plaintiff, and Francisco E. Michel; Unknown Spouse of Francisco E. Michel; Neptune Pointe Homeowners’ Association, Inc.; Buenaventura Lake Shopping Center, Ltd.; Dodge Enterprises, Inc.; and Unknown Tenants in Possession, are Defendants, and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Osceola County, Florida: Lot 90, Neptune Pointe, according to the map or plat thereof, as recorded in Plat Book 16, Page(s) 15 and 16, of the Public Records of Osceola County, Florida. Property Address: 2115 Fleet Court, Kissimmee, FL 34744 Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Osceola County Clerk of Court will offer the abovereferenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 5th day of February, 2016, in, Suite 2602/ Room 2600 of the Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Kissimmee, FL 34741. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE I HEREBY CERTIFY that a true and correct copy of the foregoing was electronically filed with Clerk of Court and furnished by electronic mail to: Daniel Bayley, Esquire, Attorney for Defendant Neptune Pointe Homeowners’ Association Inc., dbayley@bayleylaw.com; sent via U.S. mail to Francisco Michel, 2926 Rio Grande Trail, Kissimmee, FL 34741; Unknown Spouse of Francisco Michel, 2926 Rio Grande Trail, Kissimmee, FL 34741; Buenaventura Lake Shopping Center, LTD, c/o ROSA ECKSTEIN SCHECHTER, 550 BILTMORE WAY, #1110, CORAL GABLES, FL 33134 and Dodge Enterprises, Inc., c/o Jeff Becker, Registered Agent, 4100 Southpoint Drive East, Suite 3, Jacksonville, FL 32216 this 19th day of January, 2016. /s/ CAMERON H.P. WHITE Florida Bar No. 021343, cwhite@southmilhausen. com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No. 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen. com, South Milhausen, P.A. , 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration at Two Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, Telephone: (407) 343-2417 within two (2) working days of your receipt of this (describe notice); If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.
Notice of Pubic Sale of abandoned property per Florida Statue 715.109. Property to be sold. 2005 CHRY Utility Passenger Vehicle FL VIN 2C4GM48L25R55520. Sale will be held at 9:00 a.m. on February 11th 2016 at 5600 Jaleen Ave. Orlando, FL. Former tenant/owner Edward Boris Tashoff.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.C. DOB: 10/07/2014, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Jitashio Demorantice Conyer Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on February 22, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. Notice of Pubic Sale of abandoned property per Florida Statue 715.109. Property to be sold. 1981 CHAM 60’ mobile home FL VIN 061166S5868 Sale will be held at 9:00 a.m. on February 11th 2016 at 5600 Jaleen Ave. Orlando, FL. Former tenant/owner Edward Boris Tashoff NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood - Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TVs, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office, or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on February 26th, 2016 at 120 Highline Drive. Longwood, FL 32750 at 10:00AM. to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statutes Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Jennifer Devuyst 2605, Vittania Funez 417, Priscilla A Lundy-Gaines 527, Angela Metzger 425, Miguel A Rivera Rivera Sr 404.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP02-387 IN THE INTEREST OF:X.B. DOB: 06/21/2001, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Maurice Bullard Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on February 11, 2016, at 1:30 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2004 Toyota VIN# 4T1CE38P54U770884 2000 Volkswagen VIN# 3VWRA29M0YM126810 2003 Nissan VIN# 1N4BL11D82C184909 2009 Mazda VIN# JM3ER293290218112 1998 Volvo VIN# YV1LS5572W1534771 2013 Ford VIN# 1FADP3F20DL211782 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on February 17, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP14-349 IN THE INTEREST OF:D.B. DOB: 12/07/2001, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Locke Johnson Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on March 24, 2016, at 1:30 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 5th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on Monday the 11th day of February 2016, at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 The Following: Name, Unit #, Contents: Daniel Christopher Kidney (#273) Mattress and bed frame-Gaming Chair-Artwork Vaughn Neth (#195) Tile Saw-Appliances-Table and cairs Sara Ozim (#210) Table and chairsMisc totes-Artwork. Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 27th day January 2016 and, 3rd day of February, 2016.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/ SHEA ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP13-534 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN : G H. DOB: 12/09/2010, E.H. DOB: 10/24/2011, I.H. DOB: 07/30/2013, C.H. DOB: 05/18/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: JUAN HERNANDEZ-FLORES (Legal Father), Address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on February 15, 2016 at 2:15 p.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5TH day of January, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kimberly Andre, Esquire FBN: 45283, Senior Attorney for, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, 407-317-7643 (Telephone) 407-317-7126 (Fax). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, within two (2) working days of receipt of this notice. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771, Florida Relay Service.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP05-356 In the Interest of T.J., DOB: 01/14/2014, Minor Child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Thomas Jacobs: address unknown; WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel Dawson on February 23, 2016 @ 2:00 p.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Veraunda I. Jackson, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, veraunda.jackson@myflfamilies.com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 14th day of January, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /S/ Deputy Clerk.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-502 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.P. DOB: 10/27/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TALISHA THOMAS, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on March 8, 2016 at 9:30 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of January, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR, ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE ESTATE OF: PATRICIA M. HARMON, Deceased. CASE NO.: 2015-CP-1909 PROBATE DIVISION NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate PATRICIA M. HARMON, deceased, whose date of death was January 12, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED.The date of first publication of this notice is Feb 3, 2016. Attorney for Personal Representative: CIPPARONE & CIPPARONE, P.A., 1525 International Parkway, Suite 1071, Lake Mary, Florida 32746, Telephone: (321) 275-5914, Facsimile: (321) 275-5931, Personal Representative: /s/ Karen R. McDonough-Duncan /s/ Paul C. Cipparone, Paul C. Cipparone, Florida Bar No.: 84084, PCipparone@cipparonepa.com.
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