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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Caroline Fernandez, Cooper Smith Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

Flagged comments Every single time any American purchases fuel ... a portion of that money goes to support the Saudi “royal” family, who not only permits slavery but promotes it as well. It sort of makes you wonder if these bellyaching people crying about the Confederate Flag (“13 ways of looking at a flag: A post-mortem of ‘The Confederate Flag: A Belated Burial in Florida,’” June 24) believe that the U.S. history of slavery is the only instance of slavery that really matters. If you don’t like the fact that black Africans were purchased from tribe leaders in Africa long ago and brought to the U.S. because it is now called slavery ... then why do you support the slave owners still today in the Middle East? All these companies that have discontinued selling that flag because they want to be politically correct will turn around and purchase a great deal of fuel to move all the China-made goods around to their stores in the U.S. They are rejecting the U.S. history of slavery, yet continue to support slavery in Saudi Arabia. We all are. So let’s get over ourselves already. Smiles, via orlandoweekly.com

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news & features 8 News

33 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Gov. Rick Scott’s line-item budget cuts hit Orange County citizens the hardest

33 Couchsurfing

8 This Modern World

35 Love is …

9 Raising the bar

Duplass Brothers’ new movie, The Overnight, walks the line between raunchy sex comedy and relationship drama

Five Orlando watering holes where form is just as important as function

arts & culture 23 Live Active Cultures Two indoor attractions, Mummies at Orlando Science Center and Gods & Monsters at Artegon, help brighten up rainy days

food & drink 25 Taking flight Fledgling Baldwin Park boîte Osprey Tavern finally finds its wings

25 Tip Jar East End Market’s Jessica Tantalo hosts crepe breakfast for Audubon Park’s Bastille Day, Peperoncino in Dr. Phillips expands, plus more in our weekly food roundup

26 Remix The Radler

29 Recently reviewed

The Binge: Seinfeld enters the streaming era

You have your points, but U.S. law doesn’t apply over there. Saudi is a hellhole, no doubt. But we’re talking about an officially sanctioned display on our own soil of a flag that represents treason and insurrection in defense of slavery. The U.S. Constitution guarantees equal rights to all. Therefore, no official display should be made of this flag other than in a museum, preferably one that told the truth about how a rich plantation class provoked a war that ended up killing nearly 800,000 of their fellow Americans. MedfordMan, via orlandoweekly.com

music 41 Warped decision Warped Tour founder and organizer Kevin Lyman explains why the tour’s not so punk anymore

41 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

43 This Little Underground The weird originality of Illuminated Paths, plus live reviews of Ceremony, Gross and False Punk

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Americans continue to brag about having so much freedom, and demonstrate it by continuing to oppress and treat people different from themselves as inferior and beneath them. Booboo, via orlandoweekly.com

44 Selections 46 The Week 47 Down the Road

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Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

65 Lulu Eightball

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65 Gimme Shelter

33 Opening in Orlando

66 Savage Love

Movies opening this week: Magic Mike: XXL, Terminator: Genisys

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A cut for you and a cut for you and a cut for you – cuts for everybody!

Free of any electoral consequences until ast week, Gov. Rick Scott singlehandedly vetoed funding for a his presumed 2018 U.S. Senate run, Scott 10-page list of local and statewide can mete out inhumane budget cuts that projects. The last-minute grinching cut restrict access to healthcare, while green$461 million from the $78 billion state lighting projects that open doors to new donors. Then, presumably in the 2018 budget that takes effect on July 1. That may not sound like much removed budget process, he can restore funding to from a huge amount, but these vetoes are the most popular programs, in order to win back voters. roughly 0.6 percent One example of an of the entire 2015item that wasn’t cut: 2016 budget, a far $7 million to replace greater cut than in state law enforcemost years. Last year, 49 out of 67 Florida ment radios that during the election, counties had some have “reached their Scott vetoed only $69 end-of-life or end of million (or less than funding vetoed by support date.” 0.1 percent). Since Scott. The funding was many of this year’s most likely added cuts will cost local to the budget by education and health The vetoes cost House Speaker Steve programs, the stateCrisafulli, and not at wide effects are just Orange County the request of law starting to sting. $38.5 million, enforcement agenOf the 49 councies. Harris Corp., ties receiving cuts, second only the state’s current Orange County’s to Miami-Dade radio vendor, asked $38.5 million is the for the provision. second-highest overCounty’s $43.3 Harris is just now all and the highest million. completing an $18.2 per resident, at $30 million state con-each. tract from last year. The highest-proOrange County Harris also donat-file cuts here were ed $2,500 to Gov. $15 million for the lost the most per Scott’s re-election University of Central resident of any campaign last year. Florida’s new downThat amount was town campus, and $5 county, at $30 each. apparently enough million for the next to attract the gov-construction phase Source: The Florida Center for Investigative Reporting ernor’s interest, but of the Dr. Phillips not enough to pro-Center for the vide Harris with an Performing Arts. easy contract. The The governor bidding process will explained that his vetoes were intended to weed out projects invite a handful of new vendors to partici-that don’t benefit all Florida taxpayers, pate, creating a handful of new corporate but the list provides plenty of inconsisten- donors who can easily beat a paltry $2,500. This says nothing of the glimpse into cies. The University of South Florida, for back-room political bullying that takes instance, was spared. USF will still receive place during budgeting – for instance, $17 million to move its Morsani College of Scott cut Senate President (and Scott Medicine to downtown Tampa, and $12.3 nemesis) Andy Gardiner’s $2 million million to finish construction of its busi- allocation for Winter Park water qual-ity improvements, while approving of $2 ness college. The vetoes provide insight into the gov- million for a seawall for a golf course in Crisafulli’s district. – Dave Plotkin ernor’s true political priorities. 8

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ne area where Gov. Rick Scott’s slash-and-burn approach to budgeting hit particularly hard this year: healthcare for the poor. Among Scott’s bigger cuts was $9.5 million set aside for the Florida Association of Free and Charitable Clinics, which supports free and low-cost clinics across the state. According to the governor’s proud letter announcing his bold, brave budget, which will save Floridians money on their cable and phone bills (those are some of the taxes he’s bragged about cutting, through the savings really don’t add up to much – according to the governor’s office, about $43 per year for most), the line item for the free clinics was cut because it’s not being used directly for “services.” Therefore, it is not considered a statewide priority for improving cost, quality and access to healthcare. However, according to the organization, the money was to be used to make grants available to help clinics expand their capacity and serve 25,000 new clients. In other words, the organization says it met all the criteria for being one of Scott’s alleged statewide priorities. In a statement released shortly after Scott made his pronouncement about budget vetoes, the association expressed dismay: “Yesterday’s decision defunded the free and charitable clinics,” it wrote. “We never imagined it could happen. We are in shock. We feel terrible for our 87 member clinics and We Cares, for their legions of volunteer doctors and nurses and countless other health professionals, for their loyal community partners, and most of all for their patients – the ones they serve now, and the ones who will not be served because of this decision.” Scott’s budget may “keep Florida working,” as its tagline states. But many will still be working at low-paid jobs that may not offer workers any affordable healthcare options. – Erin Sullivan

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Five Orlando watering holes where form is just as important as function By Erin Sullivan, Photos by Rob Bartlett

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ith seven bars lining its brickpaved pedestrian walkway, it’s no surprise Wall Street Plaza is known as downtown Orlando’s party central – particularly on the weekends, when 20somethings gravitate to the epic block parties and liquor-infused events that transform the space from quirky daytime lunch spot or happy-hour hang to full-tilt nightlife hotspot. But take a moment to look more closely at the details in any of Wall Street Plaza’s bars and you’ll realize that the space is more than just the sum of its parties, as events and marketing director Paul Emery points out.

Each bar in the plaza is elaborately themed – Wall Street Plaza owner Joel Springman is what Emery calls, “not an American picker, but an international picker,” who travels the world finding unique objects and concepts to bring back to the bars. Sideshow, for example, is reminiscent of a 1930s carnival. From the giant Alexander the Crystal Seer mural above the bar to the giant grinning clown face that greets visitors coming in from Orange Avenue to the sideshow-themed paintings on the walls (commissions completed by Orlando artist Maureen Hudas), the space is full of eye candy, oddities and Easter eggs for patrons. Don’t miss the fun house mirrors in the bathrooms and the surreal projection mapping that transforms the space after dark. “With the projection mapping, we tried to make it so there are so many scenes that you would hopefully never see the same thing twice,” Emery says. “So maybe you’d be sitting there at the bar with your buddy and say, ‘Hey, did you see that?’”

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Some of the spaces also have some interesting lore that predates downtown’s nightlife scene – according to Emery, rumor has it that the Henhouse, which is a tiny bordello-themed cocktail bar, used to be a city jail. The space that is now Hooch was once a bus stop, he says, where Jack Kerouac allegedly stopped Road. while writing On the Road Wall Street Plaza started out as just two bars on Orange Avenue, One Eyed Jack’s and the Loaded Hog, back in 1995. But over time, it grew and evolved. Jack’s and the Hog (which used to have a giant pig that, “blew confetti out of its butt,” Emery says) have been replaced by Sideshow, and three newer bars, Hooch,

Shine and the Henhouse, now occupy spots that used to house beloved Orlando counterculture spots Yab Yum, the Kit Kat Club and the Globe restaurant. Those spaces were purchased by Springman in 2001 and transformed over time. Emery says Wall Street’s owners still have some of the old signage from those spaces – down the road, he says, they’re thinking about installing them as an homage to the space’s storied past. “We are locally owned and operated,” he says. “We are not a theme park, and we care about the environment we live in. We just want to offer interesting placplac es for people to sit, have a drink and some food and just enjoy Orlando.” Wall Street Plaza, 26 Wall St. | wallstplaza.net

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The big chill

he first thing you need to know about Icebar, opened by Orlando resident Patz Turner in 2008 after she visited an icebar in Sweden, is that you will absolutely want to wear the parkas and gloves the “ice princesses” at the front door offer you with your admission fee ($12.95 if you buy online, $19.95 and up at the door). It’s literally freezing inside the Icebar, which is a permanent room constructed from 70 tons of carved ice – from the walls to the bar decor to the glasses from which you sip your icy cocktails, everything in the bar is made of ice, which means they keep that room cold. The thermometer measured a frigid 20 degrees during our recent visit, and even though they cover the barstools – also made of ice – with faux-fur pelts, sitting down is something of a chilling experience. Don’t worry – the entire building isn’t an ice palace. The icebar is actually just one room in the larger facility, which also houses the less dramatic – but far warmer – Fire Lounge where you can recover after your foray into the arctic.

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ou know a bar is dedicated to its theme when they even take the scents wafting through the air into consideration – at the Treehouse, one of downtown Orlando’s newest speakeasies, you catch the distinct aroma of pine needles after you climb the stairs carpeted in fake grass and decorated with tree limbs (and even a tree swing hanging overhead), which give you the feeling that you’re about to walk into an elf’s apartment. The room itself is small, cozy and comfortable, and when we visited, the two TVs that flanked the bar played scenes of snow falling in a forest. Since it’s a speakeasy, part of the fun of the Treehouse is finding it, and the owners (who also own the Basement and the Attic) don’t publish the bar’s address online. So you’ll have to be resourceful when looking for it. We’ll give you a hint – look for the green door, which is usually open during bar hours, and take a peek up the stairs. If you see an arboreal-looking stairwell carpeted in green turf and lit by lanterns, you’re in the right place. The Treehouse, located in the vicinity of 68 E. Pine St. | thetreehouseorlando.com CONTINUED ON PaGe 15

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f you haven’t had a reason to visit Downtown Disney – soon to be rebrandrebrand ed Disney Springs – lately, there’s a new bar/eatery located on the lagoon that gives locals a good reason to go back. It’s called the Boathouse, and its tagline – “great food, waterfront dining, dream boats” – is spot on. Owned by Schussler Creative, the Minnesota-based branding innovators behind Downtown Disney’s T-Rex Cafe and Rainforest Cafe (as well as the Hot Dog Hall of Fame at Universal CityWalk), the Boathouse is stunning in its attention to detail – the interior and exterior flow together seamlessly (as Schussler Creative creator/CEO Steven Schussler points out, you can see the water from the moment you walk into the bar), and while there’s something new to look at anywhere you let your eye fall, the space never feels clut cluttered or chaotic. That, Schussler says, is by design. “We build everything around the five senses,” he says, noting that from the sound to the lighting to the colors and materi materials chosen to design the bars, the goal is to create an environment that’s excit exciting, comfortable and interesting to look at, but also soothing. In the Boathouse, that means polished vintage boat motors mounted overhead, carefully selected nautical-themed art, graceful architectural CONTINUED ON P PaGe a e 16 aG

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elements that mimic the hull of a ship. Outside, a curated fleet of vintage boats (the dream boats from the tagline) line welup along the docks, which guests are wel come to wander so they can drool over the rare collection that includes a 1930 Chris-Craft Runabout, a 1966 Cir-Craft Floating Funster and a 1958 Sadaucher Unlimited Hydroplane. “I call these boats pieces of floating artwork,” Schussler says. “I wanted to continue with the decor we had inside on the outside. We tried to do something that no one else has done.” At the Shark Bar inside the T-Rex Cafe, which probably attracts more extended families with kids (drawn, no doubt, by the animatronic dinosaurs and mammoths that roar and crane their necks at diners) than single people headed out for drinks, the bar is neither childish nor cheesy – rather, it’s stunning and graceful, with its massive saltwater shark tanks tucked into the arms of a giant octopus. Once surprisseated at the bar, it’s actually surpris ing how sophisticated and comfortable it feels. Again, that’s by design. Schussler says the water plays a big role in making the bar feel like a retreat. “You have that

bar made out of that incredible glass with a blue tinge,” he says. “It’s soothing and it’s comforting to the brain. There’s a lot of psychological aspects that go into it, besides just design.” And that philosophy extends to people of all ages who enter any of his properties. “It’s important to us that someone who is com6 years old is happy and feels just as com fortable sitting at the bar as an adult,” he says – an important point for a bar/restau bar/restaurant located in a highly trafficked tourist spot. “I’ve never been to the Boathouse, or the T-Rex, where you couldn’t speak invitto anyone at the bar, or it wasn’t invit ing for anyone of any age. We take into consideration all demographic profiles. It’s that kind of appeal that nobody else addresses. I can’t tell you how many bars I go into and it’s just uncomfortable for any demographic. I just can’t imagine designing something that’s not appealing to everyone.”

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irst things first: Not all tiki bars are created equal. “Tiki-philes are very particular about certain things,” says Todd Ulmer, operating partner of Aku Aku Tiki Bar. You can’t just put some bamboo and longboards in your bar and call it a tiki bar, he says – you have to do your research. And clearly, Ulmer and his partners have done theirs. When you walk into Aku Aku, which opened almost a year and a half ago in the space that

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used to be XL Gallery, it’s clear that no detail has been overlooked. From the vintage bamboo barstools, to the carved tiki god sculptures, to the vintage beach films playing on the TVs, to the tiki tchotchkes lining the shelves and walls, the entire tiny space is an homage to a 1950s or ’60s Hawaiian beach bar. Ulmer, who is also a partner in Mucho Tacos and Tequila (the design of which he says was inspired by Quentin Tarantino’s epic vampire bank robbery flick From Dusk Till Dawn) and Stardust Lounge (a dark, vintage Vegasthemed lounge located just downstairs from Aku), says that all of the artwork is authentic, “made by artists who specialize in tiki art.” He has a tiki sculpture

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gifted to the bar by Jeff Chouinard, limited edition tiki prints by Brad Parker and signed and numbered prints by legendary California artist Shag. “I had one artist fly in from Hawaii for a surf expo,” Ulmer says, “and he wanted to do a signing at Aku. Afterward, he emailed me and said, ‘I will give you the best deal I can on my artwork, but I want my art in your bar.’” Ulmer says he had originally considered doing a more traditional craft cocktail bar, but there were already so many in downtown Orlando. Instead, he put a twist on the concept and went tiki-craft. “Tiki drinks are not just sugar-filled garbage cocktails,” he says. “Our drinks are balanced cocktails,

which is what tiki cocktails originally were. Mass-market mixes ruined it, but now it’s really coming back.” And so far, he says, Orlando has embraced Aku Aku and customers seem to appreciate the fact that the bar isn’t just a tiki-themed venue – it’s a real-deal tiki bar. “We try to stay traditional,” Ulmer says. “Tiki music, the island music, and everybody seems to really enjoy the cocktails. I love that people are really getting into it and enjoying not just the interior but the whole experience.” Aku Aku Tiki Bar, 431 E. Central Blvd. | akuakutiki.com

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Ten more bars that push the boundaries

Hollerbach’s Willow Tree Cafe This authentic German beer hall not only offers German music (accordions, yodeling, spoons!), it also serves “das boot” – beer served in giant liter and three-liter glasses, which you’re expected to pass around the table and chug while the crowd cheers you on. No pressure.

Mucho Tequila and Tacos (and Mucho Liquor Store)

HOllErBaCH’S WIllOW trEE CaFE

This Thornton Park staple is loosely themed on the Quentin Tarantino movie From Dusk Till Dawn.

205 E. First St., Sanford | willowtreecafe.com

Stardust Lounge

101 S. Eola Drive | muchotequilaandtacos.com

Ember You’ll feel like you’re sipping your drinks in a Mediterranean plaza when you’re sitting on the patio at this impressively sprawling indoor/outdoor bar in downtown Orlando. 42 W. Central Blvd. | emberorlando.com

Hanson’s Shoe Repair This 1930s speakeasy-themed spot doesn’t play around – you have to call in advance to get the password, which will be texted to you with a time during which you can arrive, if you want to get in. Once inside, it’s elbow room only, but the decor (and the exquisite craft cocktails) truly transports you to another era. 27 E. Pine St., hansonsshoerepair.com

The Lodge For you northerners who miss hanging out après ski at the bars near the slopes, the closest thing you’ll find in Orlando is the Lodge, where you can sip whiskey (or whatever) in a rustic lodge-themed setting. If you’re freaked out by taxidermy, beware: The walls are festooned with mounted animal heads. 49 N. Orange Ave. | downtownlodge.com

Minus 5 Ice Bar Locally owned Icebar Orlando was the first of its kind in Orlando, but then the Minus 5 icebar chain opened a location just down the road at Pointe Orlando. The theme is pretty much the same – a bar made completely of ice. Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive | orlandoicebar.com

Parliament House Resort

This 1960s Vegas-themed bar, from the creators of Mucho Tacos and Tequila and Aku Aku Tiki Bar, is Orlando’s Space Age bachelor pad. Catch some burlesque, lounge on a red faux-leather banquette or play some pool in a venue that transports you to the Rat Pack era.

This sprawling gay (and straight-friendly) resort doesn’t have one specific theme, unless that theme is partying it up. There’s usually so much going on you’re not likely to get bored here. Have dinner at the Rainbow Cafe, catch a show at the Footlight Theater, have a drink by the pool, dance in the club, repeat. Party too hard? There’s also a motel on site so you can get a room and stay over.

431 E. Central Blvd. | stardustorlando.com

Stigma Tattoo Bar

If you’re into karaoke, check this out – rather than singing along to a pre-recorded track, at Rising Star you get a backup band and singers so you can really show people how good (or bad) you are.

Though it’s not usually advisable to mix drinking and tattooing, you can do so at this downtown Orlando nightspot, which is home to five dancing poles, a trapeze swing, cages (for dancing in) and multiple tattoo stations. As the bar states clearly on its website, it doesn’t condone getting wasted and tattooed – but you can certainly have a drink to calm your nerves before going under the needle.

6000 Universal Blvd. | universalorlando.com

17 S. Orange Ave. | stigmatattoos.com

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Trail

CityWalk’s Rising Star

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Mummies of the world: The exhibition

Gods & Monsters

BY SETH KUBERSKY

Mummies looks more like a permanent exhibit than a temporary set-up; the real buzz around Artegon is about Gods & Monsters

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After being caught in torrential downpours at three different theme parks last week, I’m inclined to inform you of two new indoor attractions, for those afternoons when the family says, “Let’s go out,” but the sky screams, “Stay inside!” Mummies of the World: The Exhibition at Orlando Science Center Upon arriving at the Orlando Science Center for a media preview of the recently opened Mummies of the World exhibition (mummies.osc.org), I was pleasantly disoriented by the sleek new entry area that has popped up since my last visit. A more open and obvious location for the ticket counters and a relocated and expanded gift shop makes a great first impression on guests drawn to the traveling show, which will occupy much of the center’s second floor for the summer (no end date has been announced for the “limited engagement” exhibit). Inside, the exhibit begins with a short video, briefing viewers on the background of the bodies and artifacts they are about to see. Ahead lie dozens of preserved remains, both human and animal, whose decomposition has been halted by means natural and man-made. Their ages span millennia, ranging from second century BCE-era Egyptian priest Nes-Hor (accompanied by his elaborately adorned sarcophagus) to the MUMAB, a modern-day mummy created in 1994 by University of Maryland’s medical school using a body that had been donated to science. The collection’s highlights include a 17th century German baron and baroness, and an 18th century Hungarian

family (father, mother and baby), all discovered decades later accidentally mummified. Though the subject matter is certainly gruesome, all the remains are displayed with the utmost respect; unlike some “Bodies” exhibits, the corpses in Mummies of the World are spared the indignity of “lifelike” poses. Moreover, the quality and aesthetics of the display cases and curatorial materials far surpass most traveling exhibits I’ve seen, including some sponsored by the Smithsonian; Mummies looks more like a permanent exhibit than a temporary set-up. However, those without strong stomachs should be severely forewarned, as this experience is not for the squeamish. (Take the kids, though – they’re sure to love it.) Unlike the aforementioned “Bodies,” the subjects here have not been “plasticized” to look like shiny anatomical modes. Instead, they are shriveled and desiccated, with bones poking through delicate skin, or mouldering horrors straight out of The Walking Dead – the flayed child from the 19th century Burns Collection is as macabre as anything in Philadelphia’s infamous Mütter Museum. Gods & Monsters at Artegon I’ve covered Artegon (the indoor arts market located in the extinct Festival Bay mall) a couple times in this column, and it’s always been with equal parts enthusiasm for the idea and skepticism that it can thrive in the tough I-Drive market. After my most recent visits there, I’m still cautious, but starting to swing toward optimism. Artegon recently hosted a handful of reporters to show off some of their upcoming additions, including the 4,500-square-foot International Hot Glass studio, where a pair of former glassblowers for the Mouse will teach you to manipulate a red-hot ball of liquid silicon into a Christmas ornament or paperweight for $45 and up.

Elsewhere around the market, a few of their original tenants have vacated (including RV’s international gallery and the Daily City’s pop-up shop), but most of the cage-like storefronts looked occupied, and custom, themed treatments are being added to all the end-cap booths to alleviate the industrial feel. And the Cinemark, already one of Orlando’s most underrated multiplexes, is actually reducing its occupancy from 4,200 seats down to 1,900 so it can install La-Z-Boy-like recliners. Even the Skytrail ropes course, which saw a fatality in its first weeks of operation, has been approved to reopen (though the section involved in the incident remains closed). But the real buzz around Artegon is about Gods & Monsters, which at nearly 19,000 square feet is billed as the secondlargest comic and collectible shop in the country. It’s certainly the largest such store I’ve ever seen, and they’ve filled every inch with geek-friendly details, from the Blade Runner-styled Off World Lounge, to the amazing Arkham Asylum check-out area, festooned with fiendish props. On the shelves themselves you’ll find a wide selection of graphic novels and trade paperbacks, along with a mystifying amount of mid1990s movie toys, (a situation I hope will change soon). If you aren’t into comics, card and board gamers are welcome at the oversized booth tables in the back near the classic coin-ops, and the Transmetropolitan Gallery has a good variety of genre artwork. The Gods & Monsters grand opening (which included a fire-breathing appearance by my Phantasmagoria troupe) filled the mall’s parking lot, but the test will come once the newness wears off. I stopped by on a recent Saturday night and found, if not a throng, at least a fair number of customers in there and around Artegon. Here’s hoping this enclave of independent owners and artisans can hang on in the tourist land. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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East End Market chef-in-residence Jessica Tantalo hosts a crêpe breakfast July 11 as part of the Audubon Park Garden District’s annual Bastille Day celebrations. Also on tap that day for French food lovers: La Femme du Fromage hosts a very exclusive cheese tasting, a special edition of the Dinner Party Project happens at P Is for Pie Bake Shop, and there will be baguette fencing sponsored by Olde Hearth Bread Co. Go to audubon parkgardens.com for more info. Union Burger, a Canadian burger joint, is now serving authentic poutine in Lake Nona. Taverna Opa owners Katarina and Vassilis Coumbaros have opened Tapa Toro, a Spanish tapas and paella concept, on I-Drive. And This N’ That Eats has opened in Ivanhoe Village: Sandwiches on the menu include a Cuban, a banh mì, a Mexican torta and an Italian-inflected vegetarian … trés global. Peperoncino in Dr. Phillips is expanding into the adjacent Bay Hill Eye Care space and adding an imported pizza oven. The expansion will allow chefs Barbara Alfano and Danilo Martorano (Alfano’s husband) to make authentic Italian pizzas in the Roman and Neapolitan style. The bigger and better Peperoncino should open in three or four weeks’ time.

Taking flight Fledgling Baldwin Park boîte finally finds its wings

Marlow’s Tavern in Winter Park and at Pointe Orlando celebrates South African wine and cuisine until Aug. 3. Don’t expect to see bunny chow or chakalaka, though there may be biltong.

By FAIyAz KARA oSPrey TaVern 4899 New Broad St. | 407-960-7700 | ospreytavern.com | $$$

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was ready for another less-than-notable meal at Osprey Tavern; I really, really was. My previous visits had failed to elicit much more than a tempered response when I was asked my opinion of the handsome Baldwin Park resto. Even two weeks after Ravenous Pig chef de cuisine Joe Cournoyer-Burnett joined the team as executive chef and brought along sous-chef Elek Kovacs, my thoughts and the thoughts of the serious culinarians I dined there with were the same: The ingredients for greatness were present, but the open kitchen revealed a lack of passion which translated to lackluster dishes. On our most recent visit, however, the kitchen appeared to have gotten its act together, to the point where I was a bit taken aback by how good everything was. If making Osprey Tavern a destination restaurant was owner Jason Chin’s goal, then he’s certainly got the makings of one. The interior design alone is worth a look: The rustic touches (Edison bulbs, natch) and artistic flourishes are a marriage – or a copulation, rather – between Charleston’s

Husk Restaurant and a high-class turn-ofthe-century bordello. Indeed, dining here is a sensuous experience, and the charcuterie board ($18), with its Black Forest duck ham, chickenliver mousse, soppressata, Armenian cured beef and smoked trout, is an ideal way to release any gastronomic inhibitions. Other shareable items, like luscious lamb ribs ($11) smoked with za’atar and honey, then topped with caramelized yogurt and crowned with mint, showcase the kitchen’s propensity to introduce diverse ingredients on its menu. Same goes for crisp brandade fritters ($8) fashioned from salt cod, then plated with tarragon aioli and wee dollops of lemon verbena. As much as they’re into incorporating exotic flavorings, though, they’re equally adept at more traditional preparations. The mushroom tartine ($12), par exemple, comes beautifully adorned with pickled shiitake and hen-of-the-woods layered over fava-bean hummus, with tangy Spanish blue cheese (Valdeón) thrown in to counter the blasts of umami. Just as good was the vegetarian tagliatelle, which, on a previous visit, suffered from a heavy-handed dose of lemon and a wilted garnish of pea tendrils. Not this time. The zest was balanced nicely

South Meets South when chefs Greg Richie (Soco, Cityfish) and John Rivers (4 Rivers Smokehouse, the Coop) team up on a special five-course meal July 16. Cost is $100, or $135 with cocktail pairings. Visit socothorntonpark.com to make reservations.

in a brown butter sauce weighted with Beemster gouda, squash, peas and porcini, all topped with a buttery crisp for added texture. We were also glad to see a notso-heavy-handed drizzle of balsamic on the superbly cooked basil-rubbed Florida black grouper ($27), served over a butter sauce with Alachua green beans, broccolini and Zellwood corn agnolotti (think smaller ravioli). The cherry cobbler ($8), a deconstruction of sorts, balanced vanilla compressed cherries atop an almond financier cake; cobbler cookies and a yogurt sorbet were attractively positioned on the plate as well. Pastry chef Kristy Farnham Carlucci (Cask & Larder) did a nice job with the brown butter mango mousse cake ($8) with coconut powder, though I found the lime sorbet to be a tad harsh. So, will Chin’s boîte occupy a slot in our regular rotation of oft-visited restos? You bet. In the meantime, if you happen to be in Baldwin Park, give my regards to New Broad Street and the good folks at Osprey Tavern.

oPenInG Soon: King Cajun Crawfish will move into the old Bananas Diner space, while, next door, Funky Monkey Wine Company will soon give way to the Mills Bistro Wine Bar … Hummus House will open next to the First Green Bank in Winter Park in the coming weeks … Look for Gator’s Dockside to open the first week of July in the SoDo complex next to the former/ current/former/whatever OLV Café space … Two Memphis-based eateries are coming soon to Pointe Orlando: Lafayette’s, specializing in NoLa-inspired fare, spirits and live music; and Itta Bena, serving “contemporary Southern cuisine with a Delta influence.” Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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alcoholic part must be carbonated, but plenty of bars and beer producers mix lager or pilsner with juice or lemonade and it comes out just fine. And that’s the take-home point: Don’t sweat it. Just mix a crisp blonde beer with something citrusy, and you’re good. You can see from the photo that I tried a variety of both beers and juice additions: a hefeweizen, a witbier, a straight American lager; various San Pellegrino sodas (lemon, grapefruit, blood orange); fresh-squeezed lime, homemade lemonade and even homemade Key lime soda. All of it was pretty good. The Key lime soda mixed with Cigar City Cracker (a Belgian-style white ale) was pretty great. So that’s the recipe you’re getting here, but by all means, crack a PBR into some Country Time if that’s what you’ve got time for (or buy any of the several excellent pre-made shandies and radlers available commercially). I won’t judge. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

• lager, pilsner, hefeweizen or witbier • lemon soda or lemonade Mix equal parts in a pint glass. Serve.

remIxed • 3 ounces Key lime syrup • 9 ounces sparkling water • 12 ounces witbier (like Cigar City Cracker or Hoegaarden) • Fee Brothers grapefruit bitters to taste First, make the syrup: Boil 1/2 cup Key lime juice (available bottled, or squeeze your own) and 1/2 cup sugar together until the sugar is dissolved and the liquid has thickened slightly. Set aside to cool. (Putting the pan in an ice bath can speed that up.) Gently mix the syrup into cold sparkling water – now you have Key lime soda. Pour half into each of two chilled pint glasses and top each glass with beer. Throw a few dashes of grapefruit bitters on top, and serve.

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’m not saying that summer is an excuse to be lazy; I’m just saying, when the heat index says it feels like triple digits and you’re swimming through 100 percent humidity, it’s smart to conserve energy. So I’ll have no objections if you skip the labor-intensive part of this month’s Remix. After all, I myself chose one of the easiest drinks around to remix. You can barely call it a cocktail – in fact, no one can quite agree on what it is called. Shandy, radler, who really cares? It’s easy to make and easier to drink, and it’s ultra-quenching and low-ABV. Those are four very attractive qualities at, say, an outdoors Fourth of July barbecue. If you want to get technical, a shandy is a mix of beer with soda – could be carbonated lemonade, could be Sprite, could be ginger beer or ginger ale – whereas a radler is a mix of beer with a citrusy element – grapefruit, orange, lemon and/ or lime. Purists will say that the non-

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Taboon Bistro We had high hopes for the new tenant in the old Wa Restaurant space, but there’s a mixed bag of middling Mediterranean offerings at this Universal-area bistro. Your best bets are the small plates of basterma and grape leaves, though habra naeh (similar to steak tartare) and kofta kebab are passable options. Pass on the oddflavored chicken shawarma, and certainly don’t fall for the “grouper.” Closed Sundays and Mondays. 5911 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-4848; $$

Spoleto Italian Kitchen Fast-casual Italian joint on the ground floor of a student housing complex across from UCF offers “culinary freeedom” to the college crowd. Pastas, focaccia flatbreads and salads can be customized with various fresh ingredients, sauces, dressings and notable upgrades, like tasty baked meatballs. Open daily. 12101 University Blvd., 407-658-0593; $

Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature restaurant, Urban Tide (formerly Napa). A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is stellar, and the wine list accommodating. Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated. 9801 International Drive, 407-345-4570; $$$$

Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straight-up Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$ CONTINUED ON PaGe 30

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The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked hut in Maitland is nothing short of astonishing. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify. A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender. End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $

Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star. His butcher sandwiches (love the pimiento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$

Pharmacy Pharmacy places an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of the many “elixirs” – stiff, hand-crafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and chili-strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – Swiss chard with sausage and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Drinks/dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$

The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagram-worthy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$ n

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FILM LISTINGS Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Winner of the Grand Jury Prize and the Audience Award at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival. Through July 2; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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wednesday night Pitcher Show: Donnie Darko Watch Richard Kelly’s directorial debut on the lawn and enjoy drink specials. Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Thursday Vintage Favorites: Sunset Boulevard Norma Desmond is a star and don’t you ever forget it. Thursday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736. Fare Thee Well Live from Soldier Field Celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Grateful Dead as they reunite at Soldier Field in Chicago for a live three-night performance. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, 8 p.m.; various theaters; $21.17; fathomevents.com. Fare Thee well Concert Viewing Party Enjoy the live simulcast of the kick-off of the Grateful Dead’s final reunion show. Friday, 7 p.m.; Craig Miller’s Field House, 7958 Via Dellagio Way; free; millersfieldorlando.com. Friday Cult Classics: Mommie Dearest Joan Crawford is a mom and don’t you ever forget it. Friday, 7 p.m.; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; 407-877-4736. Independence Day Enjoy the 1996 summer blockbuster about OS compatibility. Your ticket includes a BBQ chicken dinner and a beer. Saturday, 8:30 p.m.; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-1088; enzian.org. Uncomfortable Brunch Presents Shame Food provided by Southern Fried Sunday with a presentation of Steve McQueen’s Shame. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; willspub.org. kidfest Movies: The Scarecrow and Seven Chances Buster Keaton double feature. Sunday, 1 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Opening this week Magic Mike: XXL Now that’s how you title a sequel. What was the runner-up – Magic Mike: The Next Dick? Or Phallus Doesn’t Live Here Anymore? Anyway, good taste and subtlety once again prevail as Hollywood revisits the hit that made your aunt feel deliriously dirty before she could even name 30 shades of grey. And nobody’s taking any chances in the plot department, relying instead on that hoary old staple of the “reunion/retirement tour” that brings our weenie-wagging heroes back together for one last run. Hey, it worked for the Who and Danny Glover about seven times apiece! I can’t wait to hear Channing Tatum groan “I’m gettin’ too old for this dick” – moments before an acid bomb planted by a Latino drug cartel blows his dressing room to smitheroonies. For this go-’round, Steven Soderbergh has ceded the director’s chair to longtime artistic partner Gregory Jacobs, whose work on the acclaimed Behind the Candelabra you should in no way take as evidence that the Magic Mike series is aimed at anything other than normal, red-blooded heterosexual females. Oh, nonono. Heaven forfend. (Pssst: I hear the next one’s gonna be in IMAX 3D.) (R) Terminator: Genisys Wow, you mean that DP got in Christian Bale’s eyeline for nothing? Six years after the ’roid-rage outburst heard ’round the world, Terminator Salvation has been all but written off as a sad folly; James Cameron is even calling Genisys “the best Terminator movie since T2.” (Gosh, that’s gonna deal a serious blow to McG’s career. He’ll never get a single-season FX series now!) In the latest installment of the franchise, the timeline we followed in the first film gets as corrupted as a Secret Service agent’s favorite Colombian hooker. Familiar events are altered, major players get to meet their younger selves, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s character from Inception even shows up to throw down a second spinning top, just to really give the first-semester undergrads in the audience something to argue about over bong swats. Or so we could only hope, since messing with the time-space-corporate continuum in such a bold, copyright-defying fashion is about all that could rescue the entire “repeal and reboot” genre from its ever-worsening rote-ness. Be honest: How much would you pay to see 12 Monkeys Visit the Planet of the Apes? More than chimp change, that’s for sure. (PG-13)

For stream-savvy fans of ’90s network television, there’s been a huge hole in the weave of Must-See TV spread out over the major services: Seinfeld. The sitcom, often called one of the greatest television shows ever, has only had a handful of episodes available on Sony’s little-used Crackle service. Now Hulu, which has reportedly paid about $160 million for exclusive streaming rights to all nine seasons of the show, has every episode ready for your slack-jawed binge-watching pleasure, from “The Seinfeld Chronicles” (the pilot episode, not to be confused with “The Pilot”) to “The Finale.” With a show that premiered over a quarter-century ago, it’s interesting to watch it from the beginning and see how it’s aged. And while there are some cringe-inducing moments, either from setups that wouldn’t play well in today’s cultural landscape (Jerry drugs a woman so that he can play with her toy collection in “The Merv Griffin Show”) or from simple oh-man-I’m-old-ness (Elaine’s pursuit of nowdeceased JFK Jr. in “The Contest,” the fact that so many problems in the show could have been solved with a text message or Google Maps), Seinfeld holds up better than pretty much every other sitcom of the era. Most of that has to do with the central cast. Jerry (Seinfeld), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Kramer (Michael Richards) and George (Jason Alexander) turned the stock characters of most sitcoms on their heads. Everyone operates out of his or her own self-interest, no one feels bad about this and no one learns a lesson. These characters, though they would be despicable individuals in real life, often speak or act how we want to in situations that call for forced nicety. They tell someone their baby’s ugly. They break up with people for superficial reasons. They steal marble ryes from old ladies. While Seinfeld has been imitated since its run to varying degrees of success, its influence can be seen in the self-absorption of the characters in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the show-within-a-show of 30 Rock or pretty much any comedy that’s been described as “postmodern” or “critically acclaimed” since it aired. With that kind of influence, Seinfeld is worth a double-dip 26 years later.

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Love is … Duplass Brothers’ new movie walks the line between raunchy sex comedy and relationship drama By Patrick cooPe r

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ale genitalia have seen something of a renaissance in cinema these days, with films like Magic Mike, The Wolf of Wall Street and others putting stars’ junk front and center in varying degrees of nudity. But it has perhaps never been taken to such comedic heights as in writer-director Patrick Brice’s The Overnight. In one scene, Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman gleefully swing their prosthetic goods around while a pounding beat commands them to “Whip It Out.” It’s a wild scene of masculinity that’s as silly as it is uncomfortable. That pretty much sums up the tone of the whole film, in which a couple new to Los Angeles, Alex (Scott) and Emily (Taylor Schilling), agrees to a family pizza night at the mansion of eccentric Kurt (Schwartzman) and his wife Charlotte (Judith Godreche). After a pleasant enough evening of wining and dining, the kids are put to bed and the night grows increasingly hedonistic. A lot of champagne is guzzled. Pot is smoked. A breast pump instructional video is watched. And as puzzling advances are made toward Alex and Emily, they begin to wonder whether they’ve unintentionally agreed to swing. The dick-flopping scene is as silly as the film gets, but don’t think The Overnight is

a strictly raunchy comedy, á la the Farrelly Brothers (Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin). It was produced by the Duplass Brothers (The Skeleton Twins, Safety Not Guaranteed), so that should give you some sense of the film’s spirit. There’s a sadness and frustration underlying Alex and Emily’s relationship, while Kurt and Charlotte act as almost surreal forces of suggestion who push their new friends to let their guards down and take part in their self-indulgent frolic. As ridiculous as the situations get (wait until you get a load of Kurt’s paintings), these silly moments don’t really add up to more than gags. Luckily the ensemble holds the material together credibly with naturalistic performances. Humblebragextraordinaire Schwartzman was born to play this role, and Scott is a phenomenal straight man, as always. Schilling matches Scott’s dumbfounded reactions nicely and Godreche plays the seductress well. All of their chemistry drips off the screen. The sexual tension between the four grows to a boil only to fizzle out with a closing scene that amounts to one big shrug. Hey, the sun has to come up sometime. Along the way, it walks the line between sex comedy and relationship drama (a tricky tightrope for sure). Some challenging issues, like monogamy and sexual boundaries, are effectively explored. There are moments of troubling horror and moments several will find disturbingly relatable. If anything, The Overnight will make you question the stability of your own relationships. See it with someone you love. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Award for to metrics tracking and video feed analysis for 60 people, and a modern art installation to Launchmember REBL HQof the Call of Duty game series Dolls, and Aerosmith. his work on the pilot of the critiand observation. Additionally, the lab designed to resemble theepisode trunk and canopy Maker Studios, global leader in Chance the Glasco. Carlton Lynn, GRAMMY-Winning Mixof acally acclaimed AMC series, The Walking will contain a full physiology suite with huge tree. short-form video, has recently partnered Full Sail welcomed VIP guests, facul- and Recording Engineer Dead. of its proximity to classrooms, all of the tools needed for physiological Because with Full Sail to open REBL to HQ.special Located ty, and students events held Duringlike hiselectrical 20-year heart, careermuscle in the musicthe space caters mostly to musical assessments in a brand-new facility with professional around campus during the week of Hall Ric Viers, Sound Designer, Author, industry, Carlton has worked and neuron activity in players. 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Carlton The work that includes hundreds of productween Full Sail and Maker Studios. community at large. the renowned bassist best distribution for online short-form video. received his first GRAMMY for Best R&BWimbish, tions for nearly every major television “By collaborating with Wargaming. known for with Sugarhill Records Full SailFULL and Maker will develop and SAIL HALL OF FAME CLASS 2014: Album, and was honored again in 2012 network.hisAswork founder of Blastwave FX, net onwhen the new User Experience the Grammy Award winning rock collaboratively offer coursework in online he Full wonSail a GRAMMY for Best Gos-andRic has written books about sound effects Howe, Creative Director/PartLab, we have the opportunity to not band Living Color. 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The curriculum provides Working as a freelance director and de- & Mechanics of sound effects libraries for motion picalso have the ability to affect positive experiences in the industry. instruction on best in content signer in practices Los Angeles, Nathaniel Howe With over 15 years of experience in com- ture, television, and video games. in the ever-evolving industries creation and optimizing online videoconcepts change creates custom-tailored and puter graphics and a wide varietyofof skill Located in Winter Park, Florida, Full Located in Winter Park, Florida, Full Sail andexperiences, gaming,” saidTim Dr.has Shawn creators’ ability to attract styleframes, artaudiences. directs designers technology and sets and worked onSail University is an educational leader is ancareers educational for Full Sailof Course Director for for those pursuing withinleader the animators, and collaborates with aStafford, di- a number big-budget Hollywood films University Wargaming.net Partners with In Full SailNathaniel those pursuing within the enterMethods & The User Experience, and andcareers media industry. verse range of clients. 2013, including Pirates of the Caribbean: Deadentertainment an EMMY Lab award for developing tainment and media industry.workshop, Founded in Director of Research for F.I.R.E (Full Sail In hisFounded in 1979 as a recording to Create earned User Experience Man’s Chest, and Transformers. thesupport “Everyday Explorers” as ahas recording the school Institute for Research Entertainment). school rapidly workshop, grown to offer With the of online gaming advertising current role asinco-founder at Creaturethe1979 campaign for National Geographic. has rapidly and grown to offer associate’s, “We are honored to announce this graduate degrees, both powerhouse Wargaming.net, Full Sail Art & Mechanics, Tim develops next gen-undergraduate and master’s degrees, both on partnership Wargaming.net, campus and online. UniversityCharity is proudLomax, to announce the launch erationalongside digital creature technology foron bachelor’s, Production Coordnator for The Eagles World Tour the entertainment industry. campus and online.

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Acoustic Soundcheck With Brian Killeen Frequently performing under the moniker Plane Versus Cult, Brian Killeen conjures drama-tinged and darkly wistful indie-folk that gives this night a world-weary allure. 9 p.m. Wednesday, July 1, at the Imperial, free

Telekinetic Walrus

warped decision Warped Tour founder and organizer Kevin Lyman explains why after 20 years the tour’s not so punk anymore BY AlAn SCulleY VAnS WARPeD TOuR 11 a.m. Sunday, July 5 | Festival Field at Orlando Citrus Bowl, 400 S. Rio Grande Ave. | vanswarpedtour.com | $38.50

his year’s Warped Tour lineup is decidedly rock-centric, leaning toward metalcore, hardcore and edgy indie rock. For a festival tour that started out in the mid-1990s focused on punk and ska – music that had a strong underground following at the time – it’s quite a shift. But Warped founder and organizer Kevin Lyman says there’s a simple reason why metalcore and other hard rock genres have taken a lead role in the lineup. “Those bands speak to the kids (today) the same way Bad Religion or Dead Kennedys spoke to me,” says Lyman, 54, who became a fan of punk as he headed from his teen years into adulthood and worked numerous punk shows in his early days in the music business. He founded the Warped Tour in 1995 after working for three years with the original Lollapalooza tour (owned then by Jane’s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell). It early on gave punk and alternative rock bands a platform for reaching thousands of kids at each tour stop in an era when radio airplay was out of reach for all but a few of the most accessible pop-punk bands (such as Green Day and, a bit later, Blink-182).

It’s notable that the lineup for the first Warped Tour included No Doubt, a band that at the time had released a largely ignored self-titled debut album, and Sublime, the band that pioneered today’s hugely popular reggae-punk genre. That group’s promising run was cut short with the death of singer Brad Nowell in May 1996, just as their single, “What I Got,” was breaking through on radio and turning Sublime into a major presence. To this day, Sublime enjoys legendary status in the punk/alternative rock world. Warped’s second year featured three other acts that would soon become household names: Blink-182, Beck and 311. By the time that Warped ended, the tour (which Lyman originally wasn’t sure would do well enough to even return for a second year) was established as the punk rock event of the summer and on its way to what is now a 21-year unbroken run of annual outings. Lyman has shown a special knack for booking bands on Warped that not long after their stints on the tour break through into the mainstream to become large venue headliners in their own right. He still considers helping to develop new talent one of the missions of Warped Tour. The list of acts that played Warped early in their careers is long, and includes Avenged Sevenfold, the Black Eyed Peas, Deftones, Fall Out Boy, Incubus and Staind. Whether any acts on this year’s Warped Tour will break out and become

Well shit. Miami’s psychedelic hip-hop group Telekinetic Walrus just weirded us out so good with their freaky gospel-funk alone (telekineticwalrus.bandcamp.com), we can barely wait to see this costumed crew in action. 9 p.m. Thursday, July 2, at Red Lion Pub, $7

major stars in the near future is anyone’s guess. Lyman has also moved away from booking established headlining acts to focus on bands and solo artists that have yet to make a big impact commercially. About the closest thing to what one might consider “name acts” in the 2015 Warped lineup are Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil and Asking Alexandria – three bands whose hard rock styles draw from metal and punk. Some 25 bands that fall under the metal, metalcore or hardcore banner are booked, including August Burns Red, Blessthefall, Memphis May Fire and Miss May I. Pop, pop-punk and alternative/indie are also well represented, with 40 or so acts billed over the tour’s full duration, including Never Shout Never, the Wonder Years and Family Force Five. Meanwhile there is only a smattering of punk (with none of the ’90s-era bands that were once staples of Warped), or hip-hop and electronic – two genres that are major parts of today’s music scene. Lyman, though, feels he has enough acts that fall outside of the core rock styles to give fans musical variety and the musical surprises he likes to build into the tour. “You’ll have some fused rock with some of these electronic influences,” he says. “I think one of the leaders (in that style) was Breathe Carolina last year, and now you’re seeing more bands with that type of thing, but they’re still rock bands, drum- and guitar-heavy. I think it’s also a fun lineup. I want to throw some twists in there. Like (dance-pop duo) Koo Koo Kanga Roo I put in there. It makes no sense, but it does make sense. I like when you’re walking around Warped, you’re going to be thrown for a loop by someone.”

Ongaku Overdrive Indie game developers unleash new games and invite rad nerdcore rappers Tribe One, Kadesh Flow and Shammers to party with chip-tune video game obsessives Under Polaris. 7:30 p.m. Friday, July 3, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

Madd Illz Wild local spitter Madd Illz is an Orlando authority on freeverse, and this show inches toward the hip-hop force’s manifest destiny unfolding through his summer “The United Slaves of America” tour. 9 p.m. Saturday, July 4, at the Social, $10

Yellow Dubmarine What better way to pop off after a day of rampant patriotism than to wind down with this reggae-rocking Beatles cover band? 5:30 p.m. Sunday, July 5, at Backbooth, $10

Father Get hip to Atlanta’s latest slick, Father, a rapper and indie label founder whose off-kilter yet smooth flow (see: “Look at Wrist”) eased him crookedly to crowded SXSW showcases and YouTube fame. 7 p.m. Monday, July 6, at Backbooth, $12-$30

The Caution Children The fierce drip of these Jacksonville post-hardcore dazzlers was renewed last year with Safe Crusades/No Judgements/And Baby (thecautionchildren.bandcamp.com), assisted by noted engineer Jack Shirley (Deafheaven, Whirr). 7 p.m. Tuesday, July 7, at the Space Station, $5 suggested donation

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Ceremony

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I’ve been thinking a while now

about enigmatic Central Florida music label Illuminated Paths – what it’s doing, what it is – and the launch of its first label showcase tour and our feature story (June 15) that it compelled recently brought it to a point. There are, of course, other boutique cassette labels out there in the indie galaxy. Illuminated Paths, however, isn’t just another emptily trendy outfit. My story unpacks this in depth, but what I discovered through the course of pursuing it is that this label’s methods are themselves expressions of art and meaning, every bit as much as the work of the musicians it presents. In some cases, I suspect more. Almost no other music label can claim that, at least not to this degree. Label boss Joshua Rogers is doing something truly unique. When it comes to weird Orlando, this is one of the most notable stories right now. Not enough people were at the tour kick kickoff show (June 21, Uncle Lou’s), that’s for sure. But the good news is that, by the time you read this, the tour will be circling back home for a finale show this weekend at Will’s Pub (July 5) with a fresh lineup. If you missed the sendoff, here’s your chance at both redemption and enlightenment. It’s an event that anyone who’s interested in or cares about the Orlando underground should not miss.

The BeaT

In a career defined by relative unpredictability, Ceremony has somehow managed to take a turn that’s just plain puzzling.

The minute they snapped back into their old selves, the bodies started flying.

Although products of punk, they’ve proven in recent years that they’re no slaves to hardcore orthodoxy. Progressively adding moody hues of gray into their sound, they’ve made a name of bucking convention. That’s why one of the last places you’d expect a defiant band that’s operated very much outside the box to land is where they now stand with their new LP (The L-Shaped Man Man): a neo-Joy Division act. Not that the music is bad, it’s just perilously literal. Tally up that straight apery alongside the direct inspiration for their name (the song “Ceremony” by you know who) and this could all be verging on artistically shaky tribute-band ground here. The thought of how this might alter the usually intense chord of their live show is probably keeping pit junkies everywhere up at night right now, and it looked like the nightmare might be validated when they opened their recent Orlando show (June 23, the Social) with their new sound to a floor of statues. But you can never count out a band that’s pushed the brink, and the minute they snapped back into their old selves, the bodies started flying.

For every pound of gut punch that Ceremony has shed in the chase of their latest muse, local openers False Punk and Gross compensated with some serious heft. These true underground heroes have built cred on torching subterranean spots around town, so it’s nice to see them get on a prime stage like the Social. Increasingly impressive in previous shows, Gross has been making more ripples lately with a buckshot spray of area performances. At this show, their metallic hardcore blasts came more assured than ever, proving their position as a band to watch out on the best extremities of modern heavy music. You’ve probably heard me talk up False Punk pretty intensely, but, truth is, I had yet to see these noise punks live. Normally, because of this column, my endorsements usually stem from firsthand stage experience. But their debut mini-album Kick Rocks was just so ravagingly cogent that I jumped on immediately, giving them two Undie awards last year. Still, there’s no touchstone like live performance. So in order to fully validate anything, rubber must meet the road. In their case, the whole damned thing – rubber, steel, flesh and bone – hit the pavement in one noisy, violent episode that managed to say everything that needed saying in 10 raging minutes, and that included a snare drum change-out. False Punk is for real, and they’re quite possibly the most forceful new punk band around. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Black Tusk

with Meatwound, Bhavachakra | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042, N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

Saturday, 4

I-4 Fest

MUSIC If there’s any day in this country to celebrate the differences that make us unique parts of a cultural melting pot, it’s the Fourth of July, right? Austin’s Coffee’s I-4 Fest brings a healthy dose of diversity to its lineup this year, with genres like ska (Jahnopa), soul (Eugene Snowden) and garage rock (The Woolly Bushmen) crossing paths with hip-hop (Purple Kloud, E-Turn), country (The Bloody Jug Band) and punk (Sacred Owls). Between sets from more than 20 local acts, you can check out vendors selling art, jewelry, soap and more. There’s even live glass blowing from Strawberry Glass. As always, burgers and dogs of the vegan and nonvegan variety are for sale, along with beer and – duh – coffee. If you’re broke, just wait till the Woolly Bushmen play, as Lagunitas will be passing out free beer during their set. Now that the annual SuiSlide at Lake Formosa is no more, expect the Austin’s Coffee back lot to be packed for the 10th anniversary edition of this local tradition, so plan ahead and carpool. It’s the American thing to do. – Thaddeus McCollum

the wOOLLY bUShMen

Noon | Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park | 407-975-3364 | austinscoffee.com | $7

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Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll

8 p.m. | Footlight Theater at the Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail | wanziepresents.com | $10-$15

SEX, DRUGS, ROCK & ROLL

Sunday, 5

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents Shame

12:30 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. |

SHAmE

facebook.com/uncomfortablebrunch | $10

Sunday, 5

MewithoutYou

Sunday, 5

Sunset Yoga EVENT

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It’s clear straight from the album title,

Monday, 6

The Grand Polylust Hotel EVENT

Pale Horses, that MewithoutYou songwriter Aaron Weiss is wrestling with death on the latest disc, or at least with its imagery. Without fearing retribution from the band’s still-staunch hardcore-leaning fans (who will immediately hold dear the album’s fiercest standout track, “red Cow”), he conjures scenes from revelations with his angsty self-examination in the language of religion. Some critics find the record unchallenging or less exciting than past releases that pivoted from style to style to always feel fresh. But others, who listened maybe a little more closely, found the variety bolstered by unusual song arcs on quietly adventurous tracks that will likely sound the most intriguing live (like “Dorothy” or album

6:30–9 p.m. | Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Garden, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park | 407-647-6294 | free

closer “rainbow Signs”). – AB with Foxing, Field Mouse | 5:30 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15-$17

THE GRAND POLYLUST HOTEL

9:30 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $5

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ConCerts/events The Dave LaRue Trio feat. Bobby Koeble, Jupiter Groove 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Brian Killeen 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Maná 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47$200; 800-745-3000. [MUSIC] Yellow Dubmarine see page 54

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Black Tusk, Meatwound, Bhavachakra 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

On to Omaha, Vital Silence, Felicity, Levity, Traffik 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Dave Sheffield Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Telekinetic Walrus, Leisure Chief, Frank Asaurus Fresh 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Death Behind Barz 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-648-8363.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

The Geek Easy’s Monthly Open Mic 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Park; free; 407-657-9980. Way; free; 407-482-5000. Trivia Nation Ladies Night 9 pm; The 8 pm; Frank and Steins, Green Bar, 400 E. State 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-412-9230. free; 407-332-6470. 46

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First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. The Great Outdoors Jam: Holey Miss Moley, Come Back Alice, Cope and more 4 pm; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $60; 863-255-4817.

Thursday, July 2

ConCerts/events 12:01: DJ Sandy, Chuncky, Jimmy Joslin 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Lou’s Guitar Contest 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Tribe Night Jam Party 10 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free. Under the Influence Hosted by the Reverend and Mandaddy 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

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Playalinda brewing summer watermelon ale release Party

american Corndogs tour kickoff show

JULY

Four of Orlando’s best comedians feature on this show that serves as a going-away party for Nick Pupo and Tom Feeney as they head out to represent the city on a monthlong tour. 10 p.m. Wednesday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; facebook.com/spacebarorlando

JULY

DJs Jimmy Joslin, Sandy and Chuncky reunite for this special 1201 reunion event. 10 p.m. Thursday; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; 407-504-7699; giltnightclub.com.

PLAYALINDA BREWING PHOTO BY TIM SACKTON

a good view of the Lake Eola fireworks on Saturday, you may want to call ahead to World of Beer. Reserve a table on World of Beer Downtown’s patio for the fireworks and get two buckets of Oskar Blues and a German pretzel included. There are specials on additional buckets of Oskar Blues beers if you and your group drink fast. 11 a.m. Saturday; World of Beer - Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; 407270-5541; $100; worldofbeer.com

Playalinda brewing summer watermelon ale release Party Playalinda Brewing releases their watermelon ale, the Fourth, on the Fourth of July, of course. Try Ron Raike’s newest thirst quencher paired with a gourmet hot dog from the Dog Dojo. Wear a patriotic get-up and maybe get a free beer. Noon Saturday; Playlinda Brewing Company, 305 S. Washington Ave., Titusville; 321-225-8978; various menu prices; playlindabrewing.com

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Janet Jackson sept. 23 at the amway Center

wine & Conversation: stacy barton An

red, white and oskar blues If you want

THE VAMPS

1201 featuring dJ sandy, dJ Chuncky and dJ Jimmy Joslin For one night only,

illuminating conversation with local author Stacy Barton as she discusses her newest novella and short story collection, Lily Harp, which has garnered praise for its depiction of Florida’s Gulf Coast. 6 p.m. Thursday; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; writersblockbookstore.com

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JULY

Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham

Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live

Brandon Flowers, Aug. 18 at the Beacham

Janet Jackson, Sept. 23 at Amway Center

BJ Barham (American Aquarium), July 11 at Will’s Pub

My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub

Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

Orlando Nerd Fest, Aug. 7 at Orlando Science Center

Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues

Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues

Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live

The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues

Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live

Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham

The Good Life, Sept. 1 at the Social

Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub Jake Miller, July 24 at the Beacham Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

“Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live The Mercury Program, Aug. 13 at the Social

311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live

The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues

Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company

Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

Citizen Cope (full band), Aug. 1 at House of Blues

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company

Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social My Hotel Year, Sept. 11 at Will’s Pub Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live

DEPARTURE

JULY

10 YEARS & NONPOINT

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

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New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

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A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

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Fourth of July Artist Celebrations Meet artists David Wight, Luis Sottil, Michelle St Laurent and Cris Woloszak. Thursday, 6 pm; Galleria Sottil, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd.; free.

Fireworks at the Fountain Food, beverages and a large area for children. Arrive early to secure a good viewing spot. Saturday, 4 pm; Lake Eola Park, North Rosalind Avenue and East Washington Street; free.

Ralph & Gina’s Fourth of July Special Ralph and Gina Pacino throw a patriotic lounge party for America’s birthday. Thursday, 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Fourth of July at Magic Kingdom A celebratory fireworks show with a salute to the states. Saturday; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Baldwin Park Independence Day Bash Annual Independence Day festival that ends with fireworks display over Lake Baldwin. Friday, 5:30 pm; Downtown Baldwin Park, 4915 New Broad St.; free.

July 4th Celebration with Brevard Symphony Fireworks accompanied by the Brevard Symphony Orchestra in Cocoa’s Riverfront Park. Saturday, 8-9:45 pm; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free.

Freedom on the Waterfront Food, drinks, vendors, kids activities and fun for the whole family. Friday, 5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N. Baker St., Mt. Dora; free. Red Hot and Boom Altamonte’s 20th annual Independence Day celebration, featuring food, drinks, performers and a 25-minute fireworks show. Friday, 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; uptownaltamonte.com. Red, White & Brew Live shows and drink specials all day. Friday, 6 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; $10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com. Wall Street’s 4th of July Celebration Celebrate Independence Day with a block party featuring live music and drink specials, followed by day drinking on the Fourth. Friday, 9 pm, Saturday, 4 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. 4th of July Celebration The annual celebration includes an apple pie bake-off, a hot dog-eating contest, a bike parade, a bounce park and community performers. Saturday, 5-9 pm; Avalon Park Town Center, 13001 Founders Square Drive; free; 407-658-6565; avalonpark.com. 4th of July Clam Bake Free clams and all-you-can-drink wells, Bud Light and Yuengling. Live music. Saturday, 4 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $20. All American Kids Parade & Breakfast Breakfast and crafts sponsored by the Masonic Lodge and Winter Garden Heritage Foundation. Saturday, 8 am; Winter Garden Masonic Lodge, 230 W. Bay St., Winter Garden; free.

Olde Fashioned Fourth of July The Bach Festival Society sponsors a day featuring live patriotic music performed by the Bach Festival Brass Band and Bach Festival Choir, horse-drawn wagon rides, Orlando Cloggers, a Rockin’ Roadster Road Show and more. Saturday, 9 am-1 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; bachfestivalflorida.org. Omni Orlando 4th of July Celebration Celebrate Independence Day with live entertainment, activities for all ages, a barbecue buffet and a fireworks display. Saturday, 11 am-11 pm; Omni Orlando Resort at ChampionsGate, 1500 Masters Blvd., ChampionsGate; $10; 407-390-6664; omnihotels.com. Party in the Park Live music by Speed Limit 70, food, activities and fireworks at 9:15 pm. Saturday, 5-9:30 pm; Newton Park, 29 Garden Ave., Winter Garden; free. A Sci-Fi 4th of July A twist on Fourth of July with costume contests, live music and a sci-fi themed fireworks show. Saturday; Downtown Celebration, Front and Market streets, Celebration; free. SeaWorld’s Fourth of July Celebration A patriotic, musical firework display. Saturday; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613. Star Spangled Sanford Enjoy live entertainment, great food and drinks, a splash pad, kids activities and a spectacular fireworks display at sunset over beautiful Lake Monroe. Saturday, 5-10 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free; sanfordfl.gov.

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Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Indiecent Thursdays 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670. FrIday, July 3

ConCerts/events Bad Dinner, Bad Hex, Crit, Flashlights, Vivian K 9:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $6; 407-270-9104. Dave Sheffield Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Doc Fu & the Brothers of Blues 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. The Great Outdoors Jam: Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, Holey Miss Moley, Come Back Alice, Cope and more 1 pm; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $60; 863-255-4817. Killing Addiction, Faethom, Nefarious Ascendency, Markradonn 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475. Mango Beats, Whiskey Sharts 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963. Orlando Rocks Country!: Patrick Gibson, Greg Warren, Jaime Davis 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Renderglow, Greg Little 7 pm; Disney Dolphin Resort- Bluezoo Lounge, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. Seshollowaterboyz 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $25; 407-999-2570. Switch 9:30 pm; Bar Louie, 7335 Sand Lake Road; free; 407-608-5190. The Toddlerz Ball Featuring Todrick Hall 6:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $27-$82; 407-351-5483.

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Tribe One, Kadesh Flow 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

SeaWorld Summer Nights: American Military Spouses Choir SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613.

Greetings From Orlando: Spreadsheets, Bleek ‘n Coy 2 pm; Barley and Vine Biergarten, 2406 E. Washington St.; free.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Socialburn, Brightside, Brown Goose 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-9992570.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Trivia with Curtis Earth 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

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The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

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Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, July 4

ConCerts/events Betty Fox Band 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-328-4848. The Great Outdoors Jam: Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, Holey Miss Moley, Come Back Alice, Cope and more 1 pm; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $60; 863-255-4817. I-4 Fest: The Woolly Bushmen, the Bloody Jug Band, Eugene Snowden, Purple Kloud and more Noon; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $7; 407-975-3364. Little Tybee, Boxing at the Zoo 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Live Acoustic Music at Artegon’s Great Hall 1 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free. Madd Illz, Niko Is, Conscious Mind Records, J Terra, Basement City, DJ Zouain 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Observer, Harsh Radish 7 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5.

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CF2 Piano Concert 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Film Speak, Maximino 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Great Outdoors Jam: Pigeons Playing Ping Pong, Holey Miss Moley, Come Back Alice, Cope and more Noon; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $60; 863-255-4817.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363.

Live Acoustic Music at Artegon’s Great Hall 1 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Mewithoutyou, Foxing, Field Mouse 5:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Rich Homie Quan 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; 407-504-7699.

Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

SeaWorld Summer Nights: Lee Greenwood Sunday; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Vans Warped Tour 11 am; Festival Field at the Citrus Bowl, 400 S. Rio Grande Ave.; $38.50. Yellow Dubmarine, Mellow Relics 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

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Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

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ConCerts/events Absinthe Jazz Trio 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Father, Keith Charles, Slug Christ 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Live Acoustic Music 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events Bad Luck, Sudden Suspension, Forging Fiction 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Braceface, Imaginary Hockey League, Rushmore, Doug Lowell, Living Decent 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Bryan Mays Jazz Sessions 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. The Caution Children, Chris Lopez, Crit, Harsh Radish 7 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5.

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Helsott, Draconis 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $8$10; 407-730-3999. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Peace Be Still, Superhaunted, Hits Home, False Narrative 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Twisted Tuesday With Timothy Eerie, the Death Tremors, Tiger Fawn 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.

Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free$3; 407-839-0457.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

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pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $37; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Dinner With Friends A tale of how the passing of time and passion affects us all, and a powerful insight into the changing nature of friendship and romance. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up? A musical for anyone who ever survived middle school. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7 pm and Sundays, 2 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-823-1500. The Flick Comedic drama about three misfits working in a single screen movie theater in Central Massachusetts. Through July 12, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35; drphillipscenter.org. Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll Written by Eric Bogosian and starring David Lee. Critics Choice Best Actor 2015 Fringe. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407425-7571; wanzie.com.

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ComEdy American Corndogs Tour Kickoff Show Nick Pupo and Tom Feeney kick off their comedy tour with support from Alex Luchun and Larry Fulford and music from Dan Hanson. Wednesday, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Cirque Magique This highly interactive show features circus performers from around the world, including a comedy magician, clowns, acrobats and performing puppies. Food included in admission. TuesdaysSaturdays, 6 pm and Sundays, 3:30 pm; Treasure Tavern, 6400 Carrier Drive; contact for price; 407-206-5102; cirquemagiqueorlando.com. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. The FUNdamentals of Improv Class A class on short form improv with a performance at the end. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 321-4388025; power2improv.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Mike Rivera As seen on HBO and Showtime. FridaySaturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10. Mo Mandel Comedian and actor who currently hosts the TruTV series BARMAGEDD. Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15; 407-480-5233. The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com. Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Ramon Garcia As seen on Comedy Central with Zenneth Nevers. Thursday, 7 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 9700 International Drive; $10. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull

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danCE The Grand Polylust Hotel: Burlesque Behind Closed Doors Burlesque show geared toward all sexual orientations. Monday, 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org.

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Peek-A-Boo Celebrates Independence Day A modern burlesque show with Baby Blue. Wednesday, 9:30 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $7; 407-8390080; stardustorlando.com.

arT oPenings/events Animalia Over 30 local artist will show their original artwork celebrating animals. Opens Wednesday, 7 pm, through Aug. 1; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Describing Bodies Paintings, video installation, and a new zine release by Brandon Geurts and Cassidy Jones. Friday July 3, 7 pm; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free. First Friday at FAVO Local artists display rooms of work accompanied by live entertainment and food trucks. Friday July 3, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231. Master Artist In-Reach: Dael Orlandersmith A talk and presentation followed by a Q&A with the playwright. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Atlantic

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Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org. Master Artist Outreach: Stewart Wallace Talk, presentation and Q&A with visual artist Stewart Wallace. Thursday, 11 am; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org. Michael Katz Combines painting and digital photography through technology. Opens Saturday, through Aug. 15; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; 386-423-1753. Welcome to Anxiety Performance art based on anxiety, mental illness, loss, pain and generally being human. Thursday, 7:30 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; donations accepted.

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Continuing tHis week Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Pieces by Nellie Mae Rowe and Clementine Hunter, with new artists including Lucy Hunnicutt and Laurie Popp. Mixed media, from painting to textile. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. ACA 26th Annual University Exhbition Featuring work by Nikolaus James, Zakriya Rabani, and Carlos Torres. Through July 31; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; 386-427-6975. Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sep. 20; Southeast Museum of

Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape. Through Aug. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-8357481; www.ocls.info. Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken. Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Arts on Douglas: New Artists 2015 New artists Bobbi Baugh, Rose Thome Casterline, Lin Hilf, BJ Lantz, Robert Ross, and John Westmark. Through July 25; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; 386-428-1133. B-Side Artists Present: Awareness Month Part of the Third Thursday Gallery Hop. New work from Swamburger,

SKIP, Chris Tobar, Lucy Fur, Peterson Guerrier, G Lemus, Peter Van Flores III, and Jon Glassman Gardner. Through July 12, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. Ben Schonzeit: Brilliant Realism More than 30 works by photorealist Ben Schonzeit meticulously created on canvas, linen and polyester during the past 45 years, prized for their inherent sensuous and allusive qualities, fill the downtown galleries. Through July 12; Museum of

[ART] Raw and Ardor see page 61

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Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities from the Permanent Collection. Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364. Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Gallery Talks Informational talks hosted by museum curators first Wednesday of every month, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org.

art experience that explores the creative process through visual and performing arts. Through July 19; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Heroes, Myths and Make Believe Work by painters Tara Atefi, Matt Duke, Bethany Duvall, Brandon Geurts and Plinio Pinto. Through July 11; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel. Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Lifelines An exhibit that showcases local talent and their unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet. Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407203-3891; thaipurplecafe.com. Marcus Adkins’ Florida Landscapes Photography of the East Coast of Florida. Through Monday; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; 407-704-3200. Marianela de la Hoz: Speculum-Speculari A series of paintings about altered perception. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Participation: Classes of 2015/2015 A collaborative exhibition highlighting noted Florida artists who have been part of the annual Participation fundraising event, an immersive

Raw and Ardor A collection of art from Lake Wales. Through July 28; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880. Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting. Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

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Shapely Vessels: Gourds From Around the World Exhibited gourds include artworks and statues, musical instruments, tea cups, snuff containers and more. Through Aug. 9; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Aug. 29; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org. UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

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Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; audubonmarket.com.

American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311. The Network in Orlando A business and social networking event featuring the release of Alexis Kritsky’s “Champagne” video. Tuesday, 6 pm; Vines Grille & Wine Bar, 7533 W. Sand Lake Road; $20; 407-351-1227.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival and Art Stroll Shop, stroll, and sip through downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, 5:30-9 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Cocktails for a Cause A cocktail networking event to benefit Share the Care Inc. and Caregiver Central. Tuesday, 5:30-7:30 pm; Citrus Club, 255 S. Orange Ave.; $10; helpforcaregivers.org.

Playalinda Brewing Summer Watermelon Ale Release Party Playalinda Brewing releases their watermelon ale. Saturday, noon; Playalinda Brewing Company, 305 S. Washington Ave., Titusville; various menu prices; 321-2258978; playlindabrewing.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; willspub.org. Morse 20th Anniversary and Independence Day Open House A bicycle and horsedrawn wagon parade, accompanied by the Bach Festival Society Choir and Brass Ensemble, followed by an open house. Saturday, 9 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of

Red, Hot and Boob Central Florida’s only BBW/plus-sized burlesque entertainment group hosts an Independence Day-themed burlesque bash. Friday, 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-801-3508; silhouettesplusorlando.com. Red, White and Oskar Blues Reserve a table on World of Beer Downtown’s patio for the fireworks and get two buckets of Oskar Blues and a German pretzel. Saturday; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $100; 407270-5541; worldofbeer.com. COnTInued On Page 64

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Wax Nostalgic Crayons carved into pop culture figures by Hoang Tran. Through July 10; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

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Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour Dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-656-0713; orlandofoodtours.com.

LEarning Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

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CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com.

LiTErary Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Wine & Conversation: Stacy Barton Stacy Barton promotes her new book, Lily Harp. Thursday, 6 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-385-7084; writersblockbookstore.com.

FamiLy Crayola Experience Grand Opening All day family festivities. Wednesday; Crayola Experience, 8001 Orange Blossom Trail; free. The Frog and the Princess Adaptation of the Brothers Grimm tale. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am, Wednesdays, Fridays-

Sundays, 2 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 4:30 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org.

sporTs Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experience levels welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302. Hunter Vision Watermelon 5k A 5K, watermelon eating contest, military appreciation and more. Saturday, 7 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $35; 407896-1160; trackshack.com. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com. Sunset Yoga A complimentary sunset yoga class accompanied by DJ Nigel. Sunday, 6:30 pm; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-647-6294. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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the age of 65. I hope the preceding serves as a pep talk, reminding you that it’s never to late to instigate the project of a lifetime. The time between now and your birthday in 2016 will be an especially favorable phase to do so. Start ruminating on what it might be.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) To determine whether you are aligned with the cosmic flow, please answer the following questions: 1) Would you say that your current situation is more akin to treading water in a mosquito-ridden swamp, or conducting a ritual of purification in a clear mountain stream? 2) Have you been wrestling with boring ghosts and arguing with traditions that have lost most of their meaning? Or have you been transforming your past and developing a riper relationship with your roots? 3) Are you stuck in a gooey muck? Or are you building a flexible new foundation? TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Taurus singer Sam Smith won four Grammys this year, largely on the strength of his hit single “Stay With Me.” The song has a lush gospel choir backing up his lead vocals, or so it seems. But in fact, every voice in that choir is his own. He recorded 20 separate harmony tracks that were woven together to create the big sound. What would be the equivalent in your world? How could you produce a wealth of support for yourself? What might you do to surround yourself with a web of help and nourishment? How can you amplify and intensify your efforts so they have more clout? Now would be an excellent time to explore possibilities like these. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Born under the sign of Gemini, Gustave Courbet (1819-1877) was a French painter who upset traditionalists. Unlike many of his contemporaries, he wasn’t interested in creating idealistic art based on historical and religious themes. He focused on earthy subjects about which he had direct experience, like the day-to-day lives of peasants and laborers. So even though he became a highly praised celebrity by his mid-30s, the arbiters of the art world tried to exclude him. For example, they denied him a place in Exposition Universelle, a major international exhibition in Paris. In response, Courbet built a temporary gallery next door to the main hall, where he displayed his own work. As you strive to get your voice heard, I urge you to be equally cheeky and innovative. Buy yourself a megaphone or erect your own clubhouse or launch a new enterprise. Do whatever it takes to show who you really are. CANCER (June 21-July 22) “I am trying to be unfamiliar with what I am doing,” said composer John Cage in describing his creative process. That’s excellent counsel for you to meditate on. The less expertise and certainty you have about the rough magic you’re experimenting with, the more likely it is that this magic will lead you to useful breakthroughs. To bolster Cage’s advice and help you get the most from your period of self-reinvention, I offer you this quote from Picasso: “I imitate everyone except myself.” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Your words of wisdom come from Leo artist Andy Warhol: “Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years, when they could just say, ‘so what.’ That’s one of my favorite things to say. ‘So what.’” Can I interest you in that approach, Leo? It has similarities to the Buddhist strategy of cultivating non-attachment – of dropping your fixations about matters that can’t be controlled or changed. But I suspect you would draw special benefits from the breezy, devil-may-care spirit of Warhol’s version. So start there. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In her late 20s, J. K. Rowling was a single mother living on welfare. That’s when she began work on her Harry Potter books. Craig Newmark had turned 42 by the time he founded Craigslist. One of the world’s most oft-visited websites is HuffingtonPost.com, which Arianna Huffington established when she was 54. As for Harland Sanders, creator of KFC: He didn’t begin building the global empire of fried-chicken restaurants until

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) It’s the power-building phase of your astrological cycle. To take maximum advantage, convey the following message to your subconscious mind: “I know you will provide me with an abundance of insight, inspiration and energy for whatever intention I choose to focus on. And during the next four weeks, my intention will be to cultivate, expand and refine my personal power. I will especially focus on what author Stephen R. Covey called ‘the capacity to overcome deeply embedded habits and to cultivate higher, more effective ones.’” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) I’m a big fan of science and logic and objective thinking. Most of us need more of that good stuff. The world would be a saner, safer place if we all got regular lessons on how to be more reasonable and rational. But in the immediate future, I’ll steer you in a different direction. I believe you will benefit from injecting your imagination with primal raw crazy wild mojo. For example, you might read utopian science fiction and fairy tales about talking animals and poetry that scrambles your intellectual constructs. You could remember your dreams and ruminate about them as if they were revelations from the Great Beyond. You may also find it healthy to fantasize profusely about forbidden and impossible and hilarious adventures. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) There are lots of inquiries and invitations coming your way – perhaps too many. I don’t think you should pursue all of them. In fact, I suspect that only one would ultimately make you a better human being and a braver explorer and a wiser lover. And that one, at first glance, may have not as much initial appeal as some of the others. So your first task is to dig deep to identify the propositions that are attractive on the surface but not very substantial. Then you’re more likely to recognize the offer that will have lasting value even if it doesn’t make a spectacular first impression. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) “I find a lot of people physically attractive, but finding people mentally and spiritually attractive is different and much harder for me.” So says 40ozshawty on her Tumblr page. If you share that frustration, I have good news. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re due to encounter a higher-than-usual percentage of mentally and spiritually attractive people in the next six weeks. But I wonder how you’ll deal with this abundance. Will you run away from it, feeling overwhelmed by the prospect that your life could get more interesting and complicated? Or will you embrace it, daringly welcoming the interesting complications? AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I think you will generate good fortune for yourself by choosing between two equally invigorating but challenging tasks: losing your illusion or using your illusion. Both are quite worthy of your attention and intelligence. To succeed at either would fuel your emotional growth for months to come. You probably can’t do them both, however. So which will it be: Will you purge the illusion, or put it to work for you? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Do you sometimes imagine yourself to be an underachieving underdog? If so, I suggest you start weaning yourself from that fantasy. Do you on occasion allow people to take advantage of you? It’s time to outgrow that role. Do you ever flirt with being a self-pitying martyr? Say bye-bye to that temptation. Cosmic forces are conspiring to relieve you of tendencies to act in any or all of those ways. I’m not saying you will instantly transform into a swashbuckling hero who knocks people over with your radiant self-assurance. But you will, at the very least, be ready to learn much, much more about how to wield your vulnerability as a superpower.

You don’t have to go to Africa to see the beautiful Savannah – all you have to do is visit Orange County Animal Services to meet this pretty 1-month-old kitten. She’s as sweet as can be. She loves to be petted and held. Savannah gets along well with other kitties and she loves to play with them. During the first week of July all cat and dog adoption fees are reduced to $17.76. That’s the year our nation gained its independence, so that’s the price you have to pay to adopt a new best friend. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com.

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B y D A N S AVA G E This is going to sound like bragging, but my appearance is intrinsic to my kink. I’m a gay male gymnast. Most of the guys on my college team are annoyed by the kind of objectification we routinely come in for. (We actually don’t want to be auctioned off at yet another sorority fundraiser, thanks.) But I’ve always been turned on by the thought of being a piece of meat. I’ve masturbated for years about dehumanization. Being in bondage, hooded and gagged – not a person anymore, faceless, nude, on display, completely helpless. (Just typing that sentence made me hard.) It finally happened. I found a guy on Recon.com (which I discovered on your podcast, so thank you). He is into BDSM, which isn’t the goal for me, and he wanted to do some of “his stuff” to me while I was dehumanized and helpless. We had a long talk about what I was OK with (gentle tit clamps, some butt play, very light spanking) and what I wasn’t OK with. I didn’t want to be marked. He asked what I meant by that, and I said, “No bruises, no welts, no red marks.” He didn’t bruise me, but he did something that it didn’t occur to me to rule out: He shaved off all my body hair – pits, pubes, legs, ass, chest. I’m angry, but at the same time, I’m seriously turned on by the thought of seeing this guy again. I also have a boyfriend. I thought going in that this would be a one-time thing, that I would get this out of my system and never tell my boyfriend about it, but I don’t think I can do that now. (Maybe I should’ve figured out that something I’ve been jacking off about since age 13 isn’t something I could do just once.) What do I say to my boyfriend about being suddenly hairless and about my kink? And what do I say to the guy? I want to go back and continue to explore being an object, but I don’t feel like I can trust him. Desire Erased Humanity Until My Aching Nuts Explode

you could tell your boyfriend the partial truth, DEHUMANE, or the whole truth. The partial truth would go something like this: “Guess what, honey? I shaved off all my body hair all by myself just for fun. Do you like it? And, hey, we’ve been dating for a while, so I should probably lay all my kink cards on the table.” Then you tell him about these fantasies, and you do it with a smile on your face and a bone in your jock. Remember: You’re not sharing a tragic cancer diagnosis with him. You’re sharing something fun, interesting and exciting about your sexuality. Don’t panic – and don’t hold it against him – if he reacts negatively at first. This is the start of a conversation, not the end of it, and it’s a conversation about his desires, too, DEHUMANE, not just yours. If it turns out that dehumanization/objectification isn’t something he can do, and it’s not something he could allow you to do with others, then you’re not right for each other. End the relationship and date kinksters you meet on Recon, and disclose your kinks earlier to any presumed-to-bevanilla guys you date. (You never know: You could disclose your kink to a presumed-to-be-vanilla boyfriend and discover that he’s as kinky as or kinkier than you are.) The full truth: Hand him this column. DEHUMANE’s boyfriend, if you’re reading this, please know that the mistake your boyfriend made

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– doing this behind your back in the hopes that one experience would satisfy his curiosity forever – is a common one. A lot of people believe that kinky desires don’t work the same way vanilla desires do, i.e., unlike “normal” sexual desires (fucking, sucking, rimming), kinky desires (pissing, spanking, binding) only have to be acted on once. Do it once, get IT out of your system, enjoy only vanilla sex for the rest of your life. But kinks don’t work that way. In the same way that “normal” people don’t wanna fuck just once in their lives, a person with your boyfriend’s kinks isn’t going to wanna be objectified and dehumanized just once in his life. Your boyfriend didn’t know that before he did it the first time, but he knows it now. If you can find it in your heart to forgive him, you could wind up with a very hot and very grateful guy. Back to you, DEHUMANE: Put Recon Guy on hold until after you full or partial the boyfriend. If you do want to play with him again – because you’re single or because your boyfriend approves – have an out-of-roles conversation with him about what happened last time. He didn’t hurt you, he tricked you, and you’re understandably wary of playing with him again. If you do play with him again – a big if – this time anything you haven’t ruled in is automatically ruled out. No tricks. With any luck, your boyfriend, if he feels like he can trust you again, will be there to keep an eye on him and to enjoy the sight of your helpless, faceless body. I’m a 26-year-old guy. I had a fling with an awesome bisexual girl, and I told her about the fantasies I’ve always had about men. She suggested I was bisexual, and it started to make a lot of sense to me. So like an idiot, I came out to my parents. They don’t seem to believe that I’m bisexual, despite my father being a trans woman. I’ve never been very macho, and they think I’m confusing that with being bi. Some days I don’t feel the urge to have sex with men at all, and I feel silly for coming out. I worry that this is something to do with my feelings about my dad. But I’ve cybered with a few guys on Gaydar, etc., and I’ve really enjoyed it. So am I bi or not? Or does it even matter? Was I stupid coming out? I am in a rural area far from the LGBT community, but I’m planning a weekend in the city soon, and I’m hitting the gay bars in the hopes that if I at least make out with a guy, I will get some clarity. Can’t Retract And Panicked

Some days I don’t feel the urge to have sex with men – believe it or not – but that doesn’t make me any less gay. There are lots of openly bisexual guys who don’t have dads who are trans women, so I think we can set both the intermittentlydisinterested-in-dick and out-trans-parent issues aside. So what’s going on? You have a bad case of something that is rarely discussed: coming-out remorse. All the bad falls the instant you come out – shitty reactions from parents, for example – and the good has yet to arrive. Don’t panic, give it time, go suck a few dicks, and see how you feel. Bisexual is an identity, not a tattoo on your forehead, and if it’s not right for you – if it’s not who you are – you can round yourself back down to straight.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:.DP14-336 In the Interest of the Child: T.K.P, a female child, DOB: 1/8/2007 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO:Syndana R. Martin, 3244 W. Douglas Blvd., #1, Chicago, IL 60623 A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 10th day of July, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida. com/Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. Clerk or Court.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,VICKI D. WASHBURN, 211 KEYWEST CT., CASSELBERRY, FL 32707 County of, of County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: INSIDE TO THE OUTSIDE It is the intent of the undersigned to register “INSIDE TO THE OUTSIDE” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated:23 of June, 2015.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY JULY 22, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #360 Benji Shifflette, #576 Ryan Troge, #488 Gwendolyn Hayes, #390 Roberto Feliciano, #232 Frank Pezzuti, ##339 Nancy Fernandez Deblanco, #459 Joseline Gildore, #374 David Lockette, #400 Deborah Conley, #254 Charles Walker III, #583 Stephen Rodriguiez, #238 Selena Kalish MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 11:00AM: #0067 Tateanna Benbow, #0089 Janice Sistrunk Carlton, #0135 Kevin Geil, #0144 June Johnson. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 12:30PM: # 0029 Evelyne Brun, #0076 Jeremy Johnson, #0082 Michelle Brynac, #0133 Joseph Underwood, #0145 David Roeder, #0153 Donna Yvonne Cook, #0189 Alan Woodbury, #0238 James Peak, #0290 Millie McPherson, #0295 Jonathan Hernandez, #0307 Tickoma Sanders, #0331 Ashley Pivowar #0392 Rivka Zeno, #0413 Melody Pearce, #0483 Joyce Johnson Dorner, #0607 Mark Whipple II #0611 Duwayne Senior, #0614 Mark Whipple II, #0634 Joaquin Avila, #0819 Joseph Monroe, #0968 Mark Whipple FAIRVIEW MINI STORAGE - 4211 N. N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 1:00PM: P05 Richardo Roach Blue Oldsmobile VIN #4M47AAH213169; P019 Richardo Roach Burgundy Cadillac Deville VIN #1G6KD54Y6WU749707, Gold Chevrolet Caprice Classic VIN #1G1BL52W9RR126793 PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 2:00PM: #18 Doretha S Bolden, #25 Doretha S Bolden, #75 Georgette D Gardner, #137 Kyle D McFarland, #149 Rose K Theagene, #158 Valerie D Williams, #178 Carey T Peterson, #198 James E Batie,#204 Terry A Beden, #252 Eugene L Wyatt, #283 Omyry J Jaques, #305 Mark W Middlebrooks Jr, #357 Luis Daniel Zayas Valentin 1985 Grand Marquis Colony Park Green Station Wagon VIN2MEBP94F7FX664828, #384 Sondra J Harp,#404 Kareem R. McGregor,#407 Cassandra M Cassamajor,#410 Anshenika L Legrier, #418 Jessica D Barnes,#484 Marquis L Thomas, #503 Olydia K Sims,#510 Melvine L Moore, #548 Trenton M Blanks,#554 Maya Franklin, #726 Doretha S Bolden 1999 Blue Ford SUV UT 4D VIN1FMRU17L2XLC27406 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2001 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1NE52J716267993, 1996 Acura VIN# JH4UA3646TC010947, 1998 Toyota VIN# JT3GP10V4W7039142, 2011 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB6AP0BL664109, 2003 GMC VIN# 1GKEC13V43R242787, 2008 Cadillac VIN# 1GYFK63858R184278, 2007 Toyota VIN# JTMZD33V375065751, 2002 Honda VIN# JH2RC44672K620864, 1995 Dodge VIN# 2B3HD56TXSH654400, 1997 Mitsubishi VIN# 4A3AK44Y8VE186013, To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on July 15 , 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP12-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.D. DOB: 10/05/2012, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Tonya Bland, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on August 7, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. CLERK OF COURT, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 , Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 Fax. By: _____Deputy Clark.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 7/13/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 328104304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 2006Chrysler:2A4GM68476R815432 1998Plymouth:1P3ES47C4WD604501 2001Ford:1FAFP34311W228962

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr, Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 465 Paul Thomas, Unit 114 Janita William, Unit 400 Curtisicia Renee Waller, Unit 604 James Thomas, Unit 444 Shawn Robbs, Unit 233 Marilyn Y Richardson, Unit 142 Glory Reynolds, Unit 833 Brittney L Prophete, Unit 724 Zakiyyah Magee, Unit 68 Joceline Joseph, Unit 702 Amularessa J Fairfax, Unit 424 Liana E Davis, Unit 218 George Curtis, Unit 412 Tanya Blake, Unit 443 Arthur Longley/Arthur Loangley, The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www. storagebattles.com until, Tuesday July 21, 2015 at 2:00 PM . Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

Husband in search of spouse. If anyone has seen or knows the whereabouts of Ryanne De Lima Rover please contact Scott Dorough at 407-492-9679.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE July 07, 2015 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2000 HONDA VIN # 1HGEJ8249YL05739, 12010 FORD VIN # 3FAHP0HAXAR332238, 1999 CHEVROLET VIN # 1G1NE52M5XY100331. Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:15 am July 21st 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed. Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 2631 E Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 Phone: (407) 884-1511 E-mail: na12@noahsark.cc. Unit #2123 Jessica De Coster, Unit # 1220 Jennifer Miller, Unit # 3147 Edesha Howard, Unit #2210 Irene Erazo.

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