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Credit report I suppose your angle is the possibility that some of the charges were illegal (“Orlando city commissioners racked up close to $47K on city credit cards,” July 17)? Is there a limit to what they can charge? Do they get an “allowance” of sorts? I’m just wondering. Mr. Bobonanza, via orlandoweekly.com

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news & features 9 News Marco Rubio’s run for president starts a chain reaction of vacancies that has Repubs and Dems jockeying for position

9 This Modern World 10 No English, no service How Florida’s judicial system violates the federal Civil Rights Act and leaves non-English speakers out in the cold

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30 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Dark Was the Night, Paper Towns, Southpaw and more

30 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

music 32 Door hangers Top 10 lamest excuses people use to avoid paying

33 Feedback Music updates from around town: The Wilderness,

Gatherings of like-minded locals forge connections in real life

the Space, Time Waste Management

Kenny Howard, perhaps the hardest-working director in Orlando at the moment, catches us up on his recent projects

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35 This Little Underground wick and shooting off like a Roman candle

42 Selections

Bob Arnold, via Facebook

Aren’t charitable contributions supposed to be personal contributions, not on taxpayers’ dime? While they’re worthy organizations, it just doesn’t seem OK to me.

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Wall Street moonshine dispensary Hooch is a respite from the raucous party plaza

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Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

Commissioners have unlimited budgets? The city has no auditors?

Coeds made their Orlando debut by lighting the

Saintly eats arrive in Orlando’s North Quarter at Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar

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Great live music rattles Orlando every night

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Miyazaki Wagyu beef comes to Capa and breakfast arrives at Swine & Sons, plus more in our weekly food roundup

Can we impeach these people? What a fraud these commissioners are.

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What in the Sam Hell? That’s absolutely ridiculous! I would like to see the itemized items from the retail stores with explanations for their “city relevance” and how much of Sam Ings’ tab is alcohol or other non-essential expenses. $800 at the arena? And $800 at a golf club? Total nonsense and a blatant abuse of entertaining themselves at taxpayer expense – especially when you look at what the others spend, a third of that collectively. Great explanations/justifications by Commissioner Hill: “official city business” and “old transactions, signing off to close end of year.” I’m calling bullshit.

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– U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson on his decision to run for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Marco Rubio

Little-known Republicans line up to run for Rubio’s seat

s soon as Republican U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio, who sailed into his seat on a wave of Tea Party good times in 2010, announced that he’d be running for president in 2016, everybody started looking around for the right Republican to hand his legacy off to. Attorney General Pam Bondi didn’t want it (we keep hearing that she might run for governor once Gov. Rick Scott has finished having his way with the office, which is a prospect that is both terrifying and fascinating) and state CFO Jeff Atwater didn’t step up for it, either. There’s a good chance that whoever runs for Rubio’s seat will likely face off against the Democratic party’s simultaneously most loved and most hated progressive bulldog, Alan Grayson (who, somewhat ominously, said when he announced his plan to run for the seat, “What people see us doing in this race is going to live until the end of time. This is going to be the first race, the first real political race, of the 21st century”). We’re putting our money on Grayson, by the way, because what are the chances that the other major Dem in this race, extremely safe bet/very uninspiring pick, U.S. Rep. Patrick Murphy, will win the hearts of progressives during primary season? Here is who the Republicans have come up with so far to follow in Rubio’s footsteps: U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis, R-Jacksonville, an Iraq war veteran and a “reform conservative” who has already raised more than $2 million and is being called the frontrunner in this barely begun race; Orlando combat

just four days later, Susannah Randolph, Grayson’s district director, announced that she plans to run for his seat. On July 16, state Sen. Darren Soto announced that he’s also going to run. Both are well-liked local Dems, and they’re friends (Randolph told the Sentinel, “I like Darren. We’re friends. But I know I can do a better job”), and some locals are already taking sides. Randolph is a staunch supporter of women’s rights, and an invitation to an Aug. 12 fundraiser for her campaign lists among her host committee local attorney (and medical marijuana proponent) John Morgan, Equality Florida’s statewide deputy director of development Michael Farmer, former Rollins College president Rita Bornstein and former Congresswoman Pat Schroeder. Soto, who has more recently become known as a champion of environmental issues in the state Legislature, and he sponsored a bill last session that would ban fracking in the state. At his announcement, he had at his side Orange-Osceola State Attorney Jeff Ashton, state Democratic Party secretary Jimmy Auffant and former state Rep. Linda Stewart. Two other Democratic candidates have also announced their intentions to run: former Osceola County Democratic chair Valleri Crabtree and former state Rep. Ricardo Rangel. – ES

tion, and Crist is hoping to get a piece of that action. “If the new congressional map includes my home, I intend on running to serve the people again,” he tweeted on Monday afternoon. As a Democrat, we presume. It’s tough to say what’ll happen in a race full of barely known Republican faces who are going to have to work hard to develop name recognition and get people to warm to their personal histories. But on the presidential race, we have a prediction: Rubio will lose the Republican primary to fellow candidate Jeb Bush, who will then ask him to join the ticket as vice presidential candidate, which would marry Bush’s faux-moderate chocolate to Rubio’s conservative peanut butter. Who else could he possibly choose? Ted Cruz? Rand Paul? Donald Trump, anyone? – Erin Sullivan

“It’s going to be famous. What people see us doing in this race is going to live until the end of time.”

Local Dems (and friends) to vie for seat being vacated by Grayson veteran Todd Wilcox, founder of defense contractor Patriot Defense Group; current Lt. Gov. Carlos Lopez-Cantera, who has been on exactly nobody’s radar since his appointment to the position in early 2014, and about whom Scott said when he appointed him, “I love the fact he’s Hispanic,” which the party is probably hoping is what voters will love about him, too; earlier this week, U.S. Rep. David Jolly, R-Dunedin, also entered the race and announced that if elected, he would fight for your right to “determine your own future, practice your own faith and pursue the American dream – and that includes making your own health care coverage decisions.” Pretty sure that’s code for “you’re on your own if you’re poor, long live the tenets of conservative Christianity, tax cuts for big business – and no expanded healthcare for you.” The Democratic party responded to the Jolly announcement, and the entire field of candidates who’ve announced thus far, with scorn, naturally: “Koch-backed Tea Partiers, a no-show lieutenant governor with more baggage than Rick Scott’s private jet can carry, and now a Washington lobbyist,” state Democratic party chairwoman Allison Tant said in a statement on Monday. “Could Florida Republicans have assembled a primary field more out of touch with middle class voters than these four?” And then there was Charlie Crist. After Jolly made his announcement, the former Republican governor, turned Democratic gubernatorial hopeful, announced that he might make an appearance in the race for Congress as well. Jolly’s district is likely going to be redrawn before the next elec-

rayson’s announcement that he’s running for Senate means his seat in the 9th Congressional District is wide open, and local Democrats have wasted no time expressing their interest in succeeding him. On July 9, Grayson made the announcement that he’d run for Senate. On July 13,

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courtrooms and must ensure communication with court appointed or supervised personnel. In a memorandum of understanding between the State of Maine Judicial Branch and the federal government, the DOJ makes it clear that in an extreme case of noncompliance from a state, the department is authorized to terminate its financial assistance or file a civil suit. Florida State Statutes 90.606 and 90.6063 address interpreters and translators, but don’t specifically provide instructions for people who are not deaf. Florida Supreme Court public information officer Craig Waters said in a statement on July 15 that “The Florida Supreme Court and the state courts have a policy of not commenting publicly about pending complaints against us.” In the Ninth Judicial Circuit, which covers Orange and Osceola counties, interpreters are provided in any situation where you could lose due process rights, which includes the criminal division and juveHow Florida’s judicial system violates the federal Civil Rights nile courts, as well as domestic violence Act and leaves non-English speakers out in the cold and mental health hearings, says chief deputy court administrator Karen Levey. By Mon ivett e Cor d ei r o The circuit court employs seven Spanisharia Machin had a test for the ers, unless they are indigent. LEP services speaking interpreters and one Spanish/ Duval County Courthouse when also vary by location and the population of Haitian Creole interpreter, who provide services for almost 25,000 court hearings. she walked in on the morning of speakers of other languages, she says. Machin is a member of the Florida “It’s quite a few events for just eight June 29. She would walk to every single floor of the courthouse and ask for direc- Language Access Coalition. Last week the people,” she said. “We would like to hire tions to the domestic-violence office. She organization filed an administrative com- more, but we can’t until we have funding wouldn’t ask for help in English – only in plaint to the Department of Justice Civil sources from the state.” Rights Division that alleges that Florida Kathy Card, state coordinator for the Spanish. As Machin ambled from floor to floor, courts are routinely violating the federal Florida Language Access Coalition and she went to each help desk asking for Civil Rights Act of 1964 by failing to pro- one of the complainants, says she was employees to show her the way, but instead vide free, qualified interpretation services the chair of the National LEP Advocacy of assisting her, she says they looked at in all programs and activities of the courts. Task Force when it filed a successful comUnder the Civil Rights Act, state courts plaint against Maine’s judicial system over her like she was “an alien.” Finally, she found her way to the office, where again that receive indirect or direct federal a decade ago for not complying with the she asked for help, this time about fil- funding must comply with Title VI, which federal law. After the DOJ’s ruling, Card ing domestic-violence forms. After some prohibits discrimination on the basis of says the task force sent information to all more strange looks, the employees finally race, color and national origin in programs state judicial systems about LEP rules, rustled up from the back a woman who that receive federal financial assistance, including Florida’s program manager for according to the federal LEP website. In the Court Interpreter Certification and spoke Spanish. “She told me that there are no forms a 2010 letter from Thomas Perez, then Regulation Program. Later, she retired and moved to Florida, or anything to give someone that speaks the Assistant Attorney General of the Spanish,” says Machin, president of the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division, to state court where she says she found Florida was League of United Latin American Citizens administrators and chief justices across about 20 years behind when it came to in Jacksonville. “The clerk of the court has the country, Perez wrote, “The Supreme interpretation services in courts, hospitals, told his people that anyone coming in that Court has held that failing to take reason- schools, housing, voter polls and social serdoesn’t speak English has to bring their able steps to ensure meaningful access for vices. In June, she called Florida’s program own translator … it’s like Mayberry on acid LEP persons is a form of national origin manager to see what the situation was a discrimination. … Despite efforts to bring decade later. here. We are invisible to them.” “She just told me they look toward The experience Machin had last month courts into compliance, some state court is the reality many people who are limited system policies and practices significant- Florida State Statutes, and when I asked English proficient, also known as LEP, ly and unreasonably impede, hinder or about the federal law, she said, ‘I’m not experience as they go through Florida’s restrict participation in court proceedings going to comment on that, you will have to judicial system. And it isn’t limited to and access to court operations based upon ask general counsel,’” Card says. “It’s frustrating because if you’re not monitoring asking for directions at a help desk. In a person’s English language ability.” Perez also reiterated in his letter that the states’ compliance, they stop. … There most Florida courts, interpreters are not provided by the state in civil cases, only state courts must provide interpreters is a huge amount of work ahead of us, and in criminal proceedings, Machin says, and in all court proceedings, cannot charge this state is the most challenging in the in some courts, LEP individuals are asked interpreter costs to one or more parties, entire country.” to bring and pay for their own interpret- cannot restrict language services to only mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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How other states are dealing with languageaccess laws

ccording to a Brennan Center for Justice report in 2009, 46 percent of state courts fail to require that interpreters be provided in all civil cases, 80 percent fail to guarantee that people needing interpretation are not unlawfully charged and 37 percent fail to require that interpreters be credentialed. A decade after an administrative complaint was filed against Maine’s judicial system for not following federal law, communication access specialist Taylor Kilgore says the state will provide an interpreter to anyone who identifies as LEP, no questions asked. “We have had to make cuts from other places, but this is one of our big priorities,” she says. Maine doesn’t really have large populations that speak one language, but rather smaller community pockets that each speak their own language, and Kilgore says that at times it can be hard to find speakers of lesscommon languages. In California, the Legal Aid Foundation of Los Angeles filed a complaint against the state judicial system in 2010 after two Koreanspeaking people involved in civil suits were denied interpreters in Los Angeles County, says Joann Lee, directing attorney for the foundation. The California courts decided to comply voluntarily with the Department of Justice in 2011, and in January of this year created a strategic plan to expand the provision of spoken language interpreters by 2020 to include all civil proceedings and all courtordered, court-operated programs, services or events, according to the California Language Access Plan. “I think people are very appreciative,” Lee says. “There’s still some bumps in the road but for the most part, they are happy with the new policy.” – MC

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local group of (mostly) millennial movers and shakers is shifting the scene. Instead of the so-called “social network,” that digital world we all half-live in, they’re creating gatherings ripe with opportunity for making real-life, lasting, meaningful connections between people with shared interests. And they’re accomplishing this using a concept that’s been around for more than a decade. They’re organizing meet-ups. By definition, a meet-up is an arranged, informal encounter between two or more people. Meetup.com, which calls itself “the world’s largest network of local interest groups,” defines a meet-up as “neighbors getting together to learn something, do something or share something.” The website that took off as a political organizing tool for Howard Dean’s presidential campaign is based on the simple observation that the Internet could be used to make it easier for people to connect “IRL” in their communities. Until recently meet-ups remained somewhat underground, like Prohibition-era speakeasies, even though there are thousands of meet-ups in Orlando listed on the site. A select few are creating unique and unusual experiences that are some of the hottest events in town. From bike tours to geek gatherings, pop-up discos to entrepreneurial enclaves, dinner parties to TED Talk-style lectures, there are hip happenings for you and people just like you to find your place, passion and purpose.

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Catering to foodie folk, the Dinner Party Project is an invitation-only meet-up that brings eight strangers together for a casual yet traditional multi-course dinner catered by a local chef. In a salon-like atmosphere, hostess Dana Marie Roquemore leads intimate conversations between people from different circles – chosen at random from an online lottery – in order to create new connections. Having hosted more than 60 dinners in the past 10 months, she says she is giving strangers an opportunity to share their stories. She accomplishes this by keeping the party large enough to keep the conversation going, but small enough for everyone to have a chance to speak. “It’s a social adventure outside of normal everyday interactions, playing on random connections,” she says. “Friendships have blossomed through this experience. Others have gotten job offers from the people they met.”

SHOW AND TELL But where do people go when their whole life is their work? Orlando Tech Association’s meet-up, that’s where. Now held monthly in Church Street Exchange’s flexible co-working space Canvs, the meet-up began in 2011 at the Rusty Spoon with 10 owners of tech startups looking for an outlet to demo their products and get real-world feedback. Since then, it has continued to grow, becoming the largest tech startup and meet-up group in the Southeast. “We’re the only event that attracts everyone from the tech community,” says Orrett Davis, executive director of Orlando Tech Association. “More than just the people on the technology side, we get creatives, designers, business professionals and investors. It’s the full spectrum of the industry.” This is accomplished by keeping the atmosphere light and fun – suits and ties are not acceptable. The entrepreneurs who pitch at the meet-ups are at a stage where their products are ready to be unveiled: “Attendees are able to feel, play with, touch and react to each.”

So far 150 companies have demoed their products, raising between $60-$70 million in total investor funding. In fact, during Orlando’s Tech Week in April, this was one of 50 technology meet-ups invited to the White House to discuss how the government can better tap into technology. “We are on our way to becoming the city’s first ‘digital main street’ with the goal of helping local businesses get off the ground and enterprise corporations source new talent and innovation,” Davis says.

BUMP AND GRIND According to Phil Santos, the local DJ performing under the name VSN QST (pronounced Vision Quest), there are three ingredients necessary to form lasting relationships. “Shared interests, shared experiences and repeated, unplanned interactions are all necessary in order for a real friendship to last,” he says. As founder of the community-driven dance party Body// Talk, he’s on a mission to foster friendships orlandoweekly.com

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based on radical self-expression, cultural identity and a shared love for local music. Hailing from Brazil, where he says spontaneous dancing, socializing and drinking is interwoven into the fabric of everyday life, Santos started the meet-up as an outlet to perform his music. “I was trying to re-create the feeling of a house party in a nontraditional venue.” What began in the Space (a now-defunct DIY venue, see page 33) in June 2013 before moving to the Milk District now happens on the second Saturday of every month and is guided by Santos’ formula for creating a “highly connective environment.” “We use our space to bring people close together. We have separate stations for talking and social interaction as well as multiple activities at each event.” Body//Talk includes dancing, live performances, body painting and prompts that foster social interaction. “The key is to have multiple ways for people to connect and be heard,” he says. “We want to create a transformational experience. We want the world to hear our collective roar.” CONTINUED ON PaGe 15

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SAVE THE WORLD Meet-ups are also serving as a conduit to social action. The Hive, founded in 2013 by local social entrepreneurs Chris Castro and Clayton Ferrara, is a community think tank and an organizing platform for climate activists to address global environmental challenges. Described as a “speakeasy for innovation,” the Hive meets in East End Market on the first Wednesday of every month. “We wanted to create a model for incubating environmental solutions by crowdsourcing ideas from within the community,” Castro says. Each iteration features guest presentations by civic and community leaders on topics such as energy, water, food, waste and ecology. Meetings are concluded with group brainstorm sessions during which attendees draft and propose ideas that address a global issue on a local level. The local organic farming project Fleet Farming is just one example of dozens of sustainability programs to come out of these sessions. What began as an offshoot from a project to help the University of Central Florida meet its climate action goals is now a global movement with chapters meeting up as far

away as Hawaii and Uganda. Castro says what makes his meet-up so successful is that he focuses on participant interaction and engagement above all else. “The people who attend the Hive are all interested in helping to solve environmental problems in their community and beyond,” he says. “They want to be involved and to make a difference. The Hive is all about the cross-pollination of ideas.”

ROLL WITH IT Some people are simply interested in experiencing Orlando’s great cultural assets in a new way, just as entrepreneur and activist Sarah Peerani was when she moved back to the city. Wanting to share her passion for bikes and public transportation with friends, she decided to organize a group of people together for a pub crawl by way of SunRail, the new commuter train. Thus, Orlando Conductor Crawls was born. “It’s hard to try new things when you’re not part of a group,” she says. “I want to give people something to be part of.” She did the same thing with the Orlando bike share program, Juice Bicycles, to create Orlando Bike Tours. She leads friends and strangers to her favorite haunts or to new places she’s always wanted to try. Previous CONTINUED ON PaGe 16

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tour itineraries include some of the area’s best coffee shops, tapas restaurants and burger joints. “I wouldn’t plan a tour I wouldn’t go on,” she says. “Plus, it helps you see the city in a whole new way.”

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Big minds and hearts also frequent a series called Nerd Nite. Headquartered in A Comic Shop’s watering hole, the Geek Easy, Nerd Nite is described as a place for thinking and drinking. Recurring monthly on second Thursdays, the meet-up seeks to create a relaxed atmosphere where anyone who is overtly passionate about something can congregate to share and learn. One of 98 around the globe, Orlando’s first Nerd Nite chapter was kicked off on Pi Day, March 14 (3.14) of 2013. Since then, 28 consecutive Nerd Nites have fostered lively debates, featured dozens of guest presenters and possibly been responsible for many new romantic relationships. “You’re free to get as awkward as you want,” said leader of the proceedings Ricardo Williams – a self-described movie, comic and Bruce Springsteen nerd – before kicking off a monthly round of Nerdy Speed Dating, a casual, no-nametag offshoot of Nerd Nite that takes place every third Saturday. “This is a safe space to appreciate everyone for who they are.” His mission is to foster authentic connections by giving people something to talk about based on the theme and presentations. “When you have a topic, you can start a conversation,” he says. “That can lead to an authentic relationship.” Attendees like Andrew Walton understand the value of the environment. “I travel for work, so it’s hard for me to maintain a network of friends in Orlando. As an engineer, I’m much better at thermodynamics than social dynamics.” He says he attends meet-ups like Nerd Nite because it allows him to still be social even when out by himself. “I’ve always been a little shy, but here I feel comfortable meeting people and having a good time.” arts@orlandoweekly.com

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“People in Orlando are especially hungry for experiences that are real, homegrown and local, unlike the corporate entertainment of theme parks and chain restaurants,” says Eddie Selover, organizer and host of the Orlando chapter of the thoughtprovoking event PechaKucha Night. “PechaKucha Night resonates so deeply because people are increasingly longing to have positive interactions with each other in person, and especially to hear other people’s stories.” He says PechaKucha doesn’t fit the traditional meet-up mold. For those who aren’t in the know, PechaKucha is an entertainment event featuring simple presentations consisting of 20 images with 20 seconds per image. First held in Tokyo in February 2003, the event draws its name from the Japanese term for “chitchat.” While a traditional meet-up is based on people who have a single interest wanting to get together, PechaKucha Night makes a deliberate attempt to gather presentations on very diverse topics. “The audience cuts across gender and demographics,” he says. “If they have anything in common, it’s that they’re smart and curious, and they’re looking to connect. Big minds, big hearts. That’s what we get every time.”

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Kenny Howard, perhaps the hardest-working director in Orlando at the moment, catches us up on his recent projects The last time we saw the squabbling Locksdale sisters of Michael Wanzie’s Ladies of Eola Heights, they seemed to have settled their differences in the wake of their abusive dad’s death. But it looks like Pearl (Beth Marshall), Opal (Peg O’Keef) and Ruby (Blue Star) couldn’t stay civil for long, as a public punch-up has led the trio to be sentenced to a dozen hilarious sessions of Court Ordered Therapy under neurotic psychiatrist Dr. Burroughs (Kevin Kelly). Wanzie’s characters were originally designed as drag caricatures, but these actresses – three of the brightest gems in Orlando theater – once again mine unexpected emotional depth from their roles between the broad laughs. The plot leans less toward propulsive action than past revelations; happily, Sam Singhaus (the only returning cast member from the original production) is on hand to lip-sync Drowsy Chaperone ditties as a one-person Greek chorus, clinching the play’s climactic discovery. If you enjoyed the prequel, you won’t want to miss this very funny follow-up; and if you missed the first episode at the Abbey last summer, highlights are screened pre-show (and are viewable online) to help catch up. Wanzie’s Court-Ordered Therapy: Ladies of Eola Heights Continued is directed by Kenny Howard, who helmed the original productions of all four installments starting

more than a decade ago. He comes back to the Locksdales straight from staging The Flick, a pensive Pulitzer Prize-winner that’s as different from Eola in pacing and tone as possible, and heads next into Heathers: The Musical, which follows The Flick as only the second major local production to be mounted at the new Dr. Phillips Center’s Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater. That may make Howard the hardest-working director in Orlando at the moment, so I’m lucky he found 15 minutes after the opening night of Court Ordered Therapy to catch me up on his recent projects. Howard began by praising his cast. “It’s like a family reunion meets an SNL skit meets a Lifetime Television movie,” he says, crediting Florida Theatrical Association, Gen Y producer Aaron Safer and assistant director Chris Yakubchik for supporting his strenuous schedule. When I commented on Therapy’s in-the-round presentation, which places the actors in the middle of the audience instead of on the stage (an unusual and unnervingly intimate choice for the Abbey), Howard confessed, “To be honest, the initial choice was selfish on my part. I had just seen Fun Home [a Broadway show staged in the round] and I wanted to play in it. … It just got inside my head. Michael was at first not keen on the idea [but] I couldn’t let it go,” he admits. “I said, ‘Just give me two days and come and see, and if you don’t like it, I’ll reblock it.’ He sat down, we started the run, we were 10 minutes in and he’s like, ‘I love it!’” Though Eola and The Flick exist in opposite universes, they share Howard’s directorial signature: an appreciation for pauses and a willingness (sometimes frustrating, but often fascinating) to dwell in the transitions between scenes. Silence “is

something I’ve always been interested in,” Howard acknowledges. “Even Michael after seeing the first run [of Eola Eola] was like, ‘I can see The Flick all over this.’ “I always tell actors I’m so interested in the action between the lines. If there’s a moment that I feel that warrants that, I’m all about exploring those silences. … I’ve always thought that silence is one of the most powerful tools for the stage.” One thing Howard isn’t silent about is his love of working in local theater. “I came back to Orlando to direct. … I went to New York to hone my directing skills and got an opportunity to do that, but then fell into a very different line of work producing [Broadway shows], and I came back just wanting to have the opportunity to make art.” And though he’s a big booster of the Abbey as a theater space, he also isn’t quiet about his excitement to return to the Pugh at Dr. Phillips. “The space is fantastic. … They treat you very, very well there, and they have so many bells and whistles it’s incredible.” He also expresses pride in tweaking the Center’s pristine image with the aid of designer Bonnie Sprung, whose Flick set had patrons “walk into this brandspanking-new theater, having this dirty, litter-filled theater looking back at you.” However, as the first local director of a multi-week run in the space, Howard experienced some bumps, hopefully for the benefit of future artists: “Although it became extremely efficient, because we were the first one that wasn’t just coming in for an overnight, it was a little bit of a learning curve as to what a sit-down production does.” Howard’s parting advice to other producers eyeing the Pugh? “Two words come to mind: commercial viability.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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The bad news: Barnie’s CoffeeKitchen in Winter Park has stopped its muchlauded Friday-and-Saturday dinner service. The good news: Chef Camilo Velasco and his talented staff will serve breakfast and lunch Monday-Saturday, and brunch on Sundays until 6 p.m. Capa at the Four Seasons Resort is bringing in small batches of A5 Miyazaki Wagyu beef from Japan, 15 pounds at a time. Cost for the real-deal premium Japanese beef is $18 per ounce. That’s right, per ounce. Overseeing his restaurant empire has kept chef James Petrakis busy over the past couple of years, but as of last week, he returns to Ravenous Pig’s kitchen each Monday for Chef James’ Monday Night Dinners. Petrakis’ other resto – Cask & Larder – has launched Seafood Saturday the third Saturday of every month, featuring seasonal seafood and drink specials. And come August, breakfast will be served at Swine & Sons, the third Petrakis baby, from 7-11 a.m. Monday-Friday. Look for breakfast sandwiches and various baked goods.

Go marching in Saintly eats arrive in Orlando’s North Quarter By FAiyAz KARA Two CHeFS SeaFood oySTer Bar 743 N. Magnolia Ave. | 407-270-4740 | twochefsseafood.com | $$

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xpectations were high when word came that Bernard Caramouche (former culinary director of Emeril’s Orlando) and Larry Sinibaldi (former executive chef at the Palm Restaurant) were joining forces to open Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar in downtown Orlando. The fact that it was to be situated in the lesser-known North Quarter and in a space recently vacated by a coffee shop certainly didn’t seem to matter – these two highly lauded culinarians were expected to impress, and impress big. At first blush, however, I was somewhat underwhelmed. With Bond-villain names like Caramouche and Sinibaldi, I would’ve expected them to swiftly eradicate bad behavior like idle chitchat by the hostess and waitstaff at the counter fronting the open kitchen. Luckily, that was the only real negative we experienced in a night full of positives. Sure, the “habanero red sauce” served with our Connecticut Blue Points tasted more like Texas Pete (the distinct flavor of the habañero pepper was absent), but the

baked oysters on the half shell ($14) made an ideal prelude to the kitchen’s NOLAinspired dishes. And while the plating of the jumbo lump crab cake ($12) wasn’t noteworthy, the sweetness of the delicately held round was, as was the serving of house-pickled vegetables and the truffle mustard sauce. The no-fuss plating seems to underscore the restaurant’s distinctly casual mien – the main dining room is more high-school cafeteria than Commander’s Palace, but try not to judge this resto by its decor. Judge it by its fried chicken ($12) instead. Did the crackling skin elicit hearty grunts of approval? Did the flesh induce in us a lubricious haze? Were our digits licked clean of crunchy, seasoned residue? Yes, yes and oh hell yes. The basket came with a side of chef Larry’s homemade bread-and-butter pickles, but that side portion wasn’t enough. We demanded more, and the poor server, startled by our rapacious eyes, dutifully obliged. Bottom line: You likely won’t find a fried bird done any better than it is here. The blackened flounder ($24), on the other hand, was a tad dry and suffered from a heavy seasoning, but it was the bed of kale, crab, corn and cherry tomato on which it rested that I took issue with – too

many competing textures and flavors, plus I don’t like getting bits of crab mixed in with my fish. I’d rather they keep it as a side, or remove the crab and drop the price of the dish. A wonderful roasted duck hash ($12) topped with a fried egg and drizzled with truffle oil brought us back to a more ravenous realm. It’s a starter, but a filling one. If you’re the sort who revels in moaning loudly at eating establishments, order that hash with a side of the seriously stellar charred okra ($5), then let those smoked ladyfingers do all the talking. Biting into the banana bread pudding ($10) elicited the sort of expletives only a truly superlative dessert can rouse. The F-bombs flew; uncouth utterances of “F me,” “Holy F” and “F-ing F!” were dropped as we forked bites of praline cheesecake ($12) into our yaps. Clearly pastry chef Amy Gilbert has a gift, and we totally expect her to open her own bakery one day. In the meantime, we expect Gilbert, Caramouche and Sinibaldi to hone and improve their worthy eatery. No doubt the neighborhood will continue to grow, and I’m all for them making this sector of the city more French Quarter than North Quarter.

eVenTS Consume a 2-pound steamed lobster for a mere $35 at the Oceanaire Seafood Room July 24. You must call and RSVP on or before July 23 … A pub crawl at the Grande Lakes Resort July 31 will take paying guests on a three-and-a-half-hour eating and drinking tour through seven of the resort’s venues, including Highball & Harvest, Primo and Whisper Creek Farm: The Kitchen. Cost is $125 plus tax and gratuity. oPenInGS/CloSInGS Look for a second Tako Cheena to open in the old Forbidden City locale on Mills Avenue, with the original remaining open as “Tako Cheena Express” … Pom Moongauklang breaks ground on her yetto-be-named commissary and cooking school this week in the same Milk District plaza housing Arepas & More on Bumby Avenue near Whiskey Lou’s … Caprino’s, a pizza/pasta joint by chef Stefano Tedeschi, has opened in Windermere … If you’re craving proper Moroccan mint tea, you won’t find it at Pasha anymore. The Millenia Mall-area restaurant is now Figueira Brazilian Grille & Pizza Bar … Wa Sushi is now open in Casselberry (no relation to the Wa Restaurant that used to be on Turkey Lake). They serve sushi and modern Japanese cuisine as well as traditional (ramen, cold noodles). Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Hooch Address/phone/web:

Outside drinking? Y

25 Wall St., 407-849-9904, wallstplaza.net

After work or after hours? Both

Beer/wine or liquor too? All of the above

Check all that apply:

Dog-friendly? Y N (We have seen dogs on Wall Street Plaza during happy hour, but please use common sense – this place can be raucous and when it is, that’s not a great environment for your dog.) Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad? Not bad

fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

Food? Y

Smoking allowed inside? Y N

Bag hooks? Y

TVs? Y N What’s on? Probably sporting events DJs? Y N (Sometimes. That vintage car that’s underneath the giant moon inside the bar? That’s a DJ booth in disguise.) Loud music or background music? Depends on the time of day.

If you’re not into the heavy-duty party scene that is Wall Street Plaza after hours, but you dig the idea of drinking in what kind of looks like an old auto-repair shop mashed up with a moonshiner’s basement, this is a perfect place during happy hour. Or, really, up until about 10 p.m., when it starts to fill up with the party-hopping crowd. If you are into the party scene, you’re at Wall Street Plaza – by midnight, all of the bars around you will be bumpin’. 22

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Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen Corrugated aluminum, reclaimed wood, Edison light bulbs – we’ve seen it all before, but it doesn’t come off kitschy here. Starters and mains cruise the modern Southern cuisine aisle (like pimento cheese and pickled deviled eggs) – trendy foodiebait for chefs but executed well enough to please patrons too. Top-notch proteins like beautifully glazed short ribs and buttertopped rib-eye are marred only by sides that don’t measure up; desserts are stellar. 2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; $$$

El Patron Mexican Restaurant & Cantina Tourist sector Tex-Mex joint ups the ante somewhat with dishes bordering on gourmet. Must-order: mussels in a heavenly chorizo broth, though you won’t go wrong sampling the tacos (give duck al pastor a try). The plate of chile rellenos could feed a family. To end, housemade coconut tres leches will please. Open daily. 12167 S. Apopka Vineland Road, 407-238-5300; $$$

Osprey Tavern After a fledgling start, this handsome Baldwin Park boîte has taken flight with an attractive menu to match its attractive decor. The charcuterie plate is a highlight, as are succulent lamb ribs smoked with za’atar and honey. A mushroom tartine and tagliatelle in brown butter will please vegetarians. Consider a deconstructed cherry cobbler to end. Dinner only. Closed Mondays. 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700; $$$

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Taboon Bistro We had high hopes for the new tenant in the old Wa Restaurant space, but there’s a mixed bag of middling Mediterranean offerings at this Universal-area bistro. Your best bets are the small plates of basterma and grape leaves, though habra naeh (similar to steak tartare) and kofta kebab are passable options. Pass on the oddly flavored chicken shawarma, and certainly don’t fall for the “grouper.” Closed Sundays and Mondays. 5911 Turkey Lake Road, 407-270-4848; $$ CONTINUED ON PaGe 26

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Spoleto Italian Kitchen Fast-casual Italian joint on the ground floor of a student housing complex across from UCF offers “culinary freeedom” to the college crowd. Pastas, focaccia flatbreads and salads can be customized with various fresh ingredients, sauces, dressings and notable upgrades, like tasty baked meatballs. Open daily. 12101 University Blvd., 407-658-0593; $

Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature restaurant, Urban Tide (formerly Napa). A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is stellar, and the wine list accommodating. Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated. 9801 International Drive, 407-345-4570; $$$$

Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straightup Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$

Shish.Co Mezze & Grill The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked hut in Maitland is nothing short of astonishing. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify. A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl served with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender. End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $

Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star. His butcher sandwiches (love the pimiento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$ n

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Jumping the shark Sharknado 3 brings production jobs to Central Florida By Ca meron m ei er SHARKNADO 3 9 p.m. Wednesday, July 22 | SyFy Network

or those craving classic cinema, the title of the latest Sharknado movie – Oh Hell No! – seems appropriate. But for economically minded advocates of Florida film production, the new television movie is more a case of “yes, please!” Sharknado 3, airing July 22 on SyFy, was shot partially in Orlando, over eight days in February. It filmed at Universal Studios, and therefore didn’t have quite the economic impact of Disney’s Tomorrowland, which filmed in many local spots. But it was still warmly welcomed, particularly in light of the Florida Legislature’s failure to pass tax incentives for film production. The first Sharknado aired in 2013, and despite its similarity to other “Z-movies” 28

that the Asylum production company had made for SyFy, it managed to rise above the rest, thanks to its campy appeal. And when the second installment, in 2014, partially abandoned the laughably bad dramatic formula and turned toward spoof, it smashed the channel’s viewership record, drawing an audience of 3.9 million. It was only a matter of time before a third one was planned, and according to director Anthony C. Ferrante, Orlando was the logical choice for both the setting and shooting location. “The first two movies, we exploited New York and L.A.,” Ferrante says. “We wanted to do a Washington, D.C., thing for [this film’s] opening, then we wanted to get them, like, over the whole East Coast to give them a longer journey, and we thought Orlando would be a great place because it offered a lot of great things. And we also had the synergy of the [Universal

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Studios] park because SyFy is owned by NBC Universal. “We were told we’d be able to shoot at the parks and utilize all the stuff, with set pieces galore,” Ferrante says, adding that the backlot doubled for the nation’s capital in at least one scene. “There’s so much that this place offers, and it’s also different [from the other films]. We went from sunny California to cold New York to tropical Orlando. “[Orlando has been] so productionfriendly, [which is important] because these Sharknado movies are shot very quickly. We have 18 days to [shoot]. We’re shooting half of it here and half of it in L.A., with some in Washington … and by June [four months later], we [had] to deliver” the completed film. In Sharknado 3, Tara Reid (April), Ian Ziering (Fin) and Florida’s own Cassie Scerbo (Nova) are again battling storms of sharks but are joined by a host of newcomers who threaten to raise the camp value to heretofore unimagined levels. There’s David Hasselhoff as Fin’s dad, Bo Derek as April’s mom, Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter as U.S. president and vice president, Penn and Teller, Jerry Springer, Cindy Margolis,

Michele Bachmann, Anthony Weiner, Kathie Lee Gifford and even locals such as Michael Winslow and NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick. And then there’s the plot – penned again by Thunder Levin – which involves a shark storm so powerful that only a trip into space will stop it. So does all this ridiculousness happen by accident or is it carefully calculated? Though the answer is probably a bit of both, Asylum’s recent success seems more a product of dumb luck. I was granted exclusive access to the set during filming, and though the entire crew was more than accommodating – with actor Chad Ochocinco jokingly offering to smoke weed with me – the process was not exactly the height of professionalism thanks to the rushed schedule, limited budget and last-minute planning. For instance, when I spoke with Ferrante during shooting, he still wasn’t sure of his locations. And the directions shouted to Ziering – in a production-facilities room doubling as a NASA control center – seemed to sum up the silliness: “[You’re] getting prepped for a last-minute space flight! The world is about to end!”

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Despite those eccentricities – and a crew strike during filming in Los Angeles – Asylum has stumbled upon a business formula that works. In the process, they’ve created the most profitable original series in SyFy’s history. And that’s good news for the local crew and catering staff, who were thankful for jobs. Orlando’s Steven Shea was among the grateful. Although the main production crew was from Los Angeles, Asylum used about a dozen locals like Shea for minor production jobs. “When the rumor popped up that they were going to be shooting in town, I was excited,” Shea says. “I basically had a couple of people I knew that ended up getting my name in front of the right people. And I got hired on to manage and produce the EPK – electronic press kit – which is basically like the behind-the-scenes [video] of the shooting here in Florida. … It was one of the best productions I’ve worked on in the state.” Jen Vargas, who serves on Film Florida’s marketing committee and on the Florida board of Women in Film and Television, shares Shea’s enthusiasm for this production but is disheartened by the Legislature’s inaction. “This is the third consecutive year where Florida’s Legislature has not included funding for our film, TV, commercial and digital-media industries,” she says. “It’s

disappointing and disheartening for all of us. With other states such as Georgia and Louisiana consistently thriving with business [because of tax incentives], it’s quite difficult for me personally to understand why Florida can’t do the same. “According to Film Florida, for every dollar the state invests in our tax-credit program, upwards of $5 is spent here at home. A production could spend, on average, $125,000 per day, [but without the tax incentives] there’s no financial advantage to shoot here,” Vargas says. “Local filmmakers and production personnel have been actively taking work out of state, even relocating, for the last couple of years.” Shea, who was voted Best Local Filmmaker in last year’s Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando readers poll, is among the departing. “[My family and I] are planning on leaving, planning on taking off to Los Angeles,” he says, adding that more than 20 of his filmmaking friends have left in the last six months, most bound for Georgia. “It’s not conducive to [a filmmaking career] to stay here. There’s just not enough work to go around.” But it’s not all bad news. At least we get to see the City Beautiful partially destroyed this week by a torrential downpour of enormous, toothy fish. Hey, maybe the sharks can target the Tallahassee lawmakers in Sharknado 4. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Me and Earl and the Dying Girl The uniquely funny, moving story of Greg, a high school senior who is trying to navigate the social minefield that is teenage life. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Kidfest movies: Homeward Bound The tale of two dogs and a cat who cross a mountain range to reunite with their family. Wednesday, 3 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. the met Live in hd: The Merry Widow Summer encore of Lehár’s opera about a beguiling woman who captivates all of Paris. Wednesday, 7 p.m.; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

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Opening this week Dark Was the Night Back in the good old ’70s, you could count on horror movies like Prophecy to demonstrate that environmental devastation is an affront to traditions too ancient for us to even know about. The fact that Prophecy also happened to be a piece of shit doesn’t negate the point – which is why, after all these years, we can still get a Dark Was the Night, in which the activities of a bunch of loggers call up a mysterious and lethal entity. This is a genre I just can’t get enough of, frankly; I hope Dirty Coal and Keystone Deathline are in the works right now. (NR) Paper Towns As a recently divorced middle-ager, I haven’t a clue about modern dating etiquette – so you betcha that scene in Trainwreck about the pathology of guys who call the next day scared the living bejabbers outta me. So don’t ask me what to make of Paper Towns, a literary adaptation in which a chick’s idea of fun is to vanish utterly and then have her suitor follow judiciously pitched clues to track her down. Christ, is this the gauntlet us guys have to run nowadays? Just because the Riddler is my favorite character in all of fiction doesn’t mean I want to Grindr his skinny ass. (PG-13) Pixels Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph was a winning reclamation of our shared arcade legacy. So of course rival studios looked at it and thought, “What this thing needs 30

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is to be more like Pacific Rim.” OK, maybe that’s a slightly unfair characterization of Pixels, a tale of 8-bit characters on the attack that’s actually based on a short by Patrick Jean that came out in 2010 – two years before Ralph hit theaters. But, uh … Jean is French! So he can’t call les dibs! Our country, our rules, Frenchy. Hope you had a nice Bastille Day. (PG-13) Southpaw Here’s one you might hear when you’re playing bar trivia six years from now: “What role was created for Eminem but ultimately went to Jake Gyllenhaal?” Note to your future self: It isn’t Jack Twist – but boy how much fun would that have been? The correct answer is Southpaw’s title character, a junior middleweight boxer trying to rebuild his illustrious career after a series of devastating personal blows. (But be careful: The best answer to “Who had to rebuild his illustrious career after a series of devastating personal blows?” will actually be Elmo.) (R) The Vatican Tapes A young woman becomes possessed by the devil after visiting the emergency room for a cut finger. Isn’t this the sort of thing Obamacare was supposed to prevent? With Dougray Scott, the guy who was going to be Hugh Jackman, and Djimon Hounsou, who honestly could be Chiwetel Ejiofor for all you know. (PG-13)

Camp movie night: Tommy One of the worst film adaptations of a concept album ever made. Wednesday, 7:45 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Wednesday night Pitcher Show: Amélie The 2001 Jean-Pierre Jeunet film that made an entire generation confuse whimsy for personality. Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Sharknado 3 Premiere A premiere party for the third installment of the defining made-for-TV movie trilogy of our time. Sushi & Seoul on the Roll provide food in case you want to bite back. Wednesday, 8:30 p.m.; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Summer Parlor movie Series: Airplane! Tickets cover unlimited drinks and popcorn. Yes, I’m serious. And don’t call me “Shirley.” Thursday, 7 p.m.; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-250-6783; cloakanddapper.us.

night on the towns: Paper Towns Advance screening of Paper Towns with a livestreamed Q&A with the stars, writer and director hosted by Tyler Oakley. Thursday, 8:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $25; nightonthetowns.com. The Little Death An odd tale about the erotic fantasies of five self-absorbed Australian couples. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. marathon mondays: Rick and Morty Watch the entire first season of Rick and Morty and the first episode of the second season. Raffles and custom cocktails available. Monday, 6 p.m.; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Salad Days: A Decade of Punk in Washington, D.C. Examines the early DIY punk scene in the nation’s capital and stars Dave Grohl, Henry Rollins, Ian MacKaye and more. Monday, 8:30 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Kidfest movies: Annie The comedy-drama film adaptation of the Broadway musical. Sunday, noon and Tuesday, 2:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Cast Party: Podcast Festival Hosts of several of the biggest and best podcasts in the world convene for a festive variety show. Tuesday, 8 p.m.; multiple locations; $19.17; fathomevents.com. Cult Classics: The Road Warrior A group of survivors living in post-apocalyptic Australia defend themselves from barbarian warriors. Tuesday, 9:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Top 10 lamest excuses people use to avoid paying the door guy at Will’s Pub By Ashley BelAnger

he Cheers-like atmosphere of Will’s Pub at times instills in its devoted patrons an overextended sense of “This is my bar” or “I keep this place alive.” Many of these types believe themselves above the cover owed at the door when the dive doubles as a concert venue, because they’re regulars. And regulars don’t need to check a schedule before they head to “the bar” for “one drink.” Maybe these worn souls also play shows there and have for years. Maybe it’s been decades. (Will’s Pub celebrates 20 years in September.) Maybe they really are friends with the owner, the amiable Will Walker, who until recently could frequently be found knocking ’em back and carousing with the customers. Maybe a lot of things people spout to subvert “the door guy” are true. But maybe we’re all sick of hearing it. Supporting Will’s Pub or any venue means supporting the bands that support the venue. There’s a reason why Will’s business model includes live entertainment. You might not be there for the show, but there would be no “there” without the show. If Will’s Pub was just a pub, it wouldn’t be your favorite bar. It’s a scene, not a setting. And that’s why you want to be inside. I reached out to a Will’s Pub door guy, comedian and musician Larry Fulford, to hear what lines get used the most while he’s manning the entry during concerts. Here is his list of the top 10 lamest excuses people use to get in the door and some of his (possibly imaginary) responses; you can catch Fulford’s stand-up next at Bonkerz Comedy Club at Rosen Plaza at 8 p.m. July 30.

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4. “I’m friends with [bar owner, sound guy, bartender].” 5. “Awh, come on, man, I play here all the time.” (Super. Would you like me to let everybody into your shows for free, too?) 6. “SEVEN dollars?!? Would you take five?” (Because $2 will break you.) 7. “It’s my birthday.” (Super. Your friend should pay your cover for your birthday. Happy birthday.) (To be fair, I’ve let birthday folks in before. I’m not completely heartless.) 8. “I don’t have any cash.” Door guy: “I can hold your ID while you run to the ATM inside.” “...” 9. “Is there a cover?” Door guy: “Yeah, five bucks.” “Even if we’re not gonna listen to the bands?” 10. And, to date, my alltime favorite response was, “THIRTEEN DOLLARS?! WHO’S PLAYING, JESUS?!” (As in, is Jesus playing? Because apparently Jesus would be a $13 ticket.) abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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1. “We were just gonna go in for one drink.” (Never to be seen again.)

3. “Can I just say ‘hi’ to [insert bartender’s name]?” Door guy: “They’re not here tonight.” “Oh, well, who’s here tonight?”

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MUSIC UPDATES FROM AROUND TOWN The Wilderness ∙ The space ∙ TiMe WasTe ManaGeMenT

with breezy melodies and whispery, urgent vocals, the Wilderness’ 2015 debut, Natural Wonders, seeks to reflect the lushness of natural environments the band also seeks to protect. The foursome’s hippie-slanted psychedelic vibes course up the East Coast through the end of July following their recent tour kickoff (July 15, Will’s Pub), but you can catch them with Chris Staples and Henry Toland on Aug. 6, also at Will’s Pub. For now, you could head to orlandoweekly. com to check out two live videos featuring two songs from Natural Wonders, “Red Rock” and “Blackwater.” This is old news by now for clued-in community members, but the DIY venue known as the Space (with the necessary addendum “located above Anthony’s Pizza”) officially ceased operating as a venue over Fourth of July weekend. Now’s a good time to delicately recall the vital service the venue played (while functioning in its outside-the-box ways) as an alternative venue with a less complicated calendar than official venues. But that drily discounts the tender feelings the Space conjured (like a big sweaty hug from a lovable lug), so I’d like to specifically add these thanks to the Space and its holders. Thanks for ...

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• giving new bands a place to press pedals for the first time. • breaking barriers between audience and artist. • inviting rad out-of-town bands for surprise shows. • opening doors for weirdo concepts and art shows that would not have been welcomed elsewhere. • providing a safe space where people could positively comment on what’s wrong in this world. • being something right in this world. The loss of the Space will be mourned for likely longer than the venue’s short-spanned life, but the crazy-diamond minds who sought to inhabit it during that time will assuredly find new environments to continue the positive momentum the Space drummed up for local bands and artists (and plenty of good folks trying to figure out how they fit in, too). although Is It over yet’s latest endeavor, Time Waste Management, is skewed more toward the zine-making and screenprinting side of the collective’s heart, many of IIOY’s members are in bands (False Punk, Neat Freak, more) and we’re curious if their effort to take over the Sister Space will lead to more cool cross-culture with the music and art scenes (rad flyers, event collabs, album art, etc.). Support the effort at gofundme.com/timewastemanagement. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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La Luna Canadian post-punk band La Luna deliver emo-tinged fierceness with a loaded bill of Florida throbs like Moan, Vivian K and the mighty Gillian Carter. 10 p.m. Wednesday, July 22, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $5 suggested donation

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Jake Miller Florida-bred rapper Jake Miller popped off with his Rumors EP in July, but it’s not the title track he slaved a year over, but his “sexy won’t make up for crazy” rally cry against “Selfish Girls.” 5 p.m. Friday, July 24, at the Beacham, $22-$35

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The late ’70s rockers reformed in 2013 around original members Tony Brock and Wally Stocker, because, well, they probably figured, “Isn’t it time?” 7 p.m. Saturday, July 25, at the Plaza Live, $29.50-$49.50

The Grand Collab A true music lovers’ showcase that spans genres, catch Table For Three, Honey J, ZYXT and more. FYI: There’s no Grand Collab in August, so make this one count double. 7:30 p.m. Sunday, July 26, at Will’s Pub, $7

Every Time I Die Technical, opinionated and fervently in your face, Every Time I Die released a new EP, Salem, in 2015 with fresh rage that still slays. 5 p.m. Monday, July 27, at Venue 578, $20-$40

Hollis Brown Dear tasteful country fans: Hollis Brown’s new record 3 Shots is the contemporary album you’ve been seeking with classic country references glossed anew with a smart, enchanting spin (see: “John Wayne”). 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, July 28, at Will’s Pub, $8

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If you have yet to get down to Bengali 600’s Afrobeats, this is the show to start funking up life with support from local hip-hop acts crushin’ it now, including Palmer Reed and DII. 9 p.m. Thursday, July 23, at the Social, $5

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You guys really should be following

our native and underground scenes, and summer is the perfect time to do that. The big national tours plummet in quality here until the autumn when they stampede through. Since the local and frontier circuits don’t sleep like that, weeks like this happen – pulsing with discovery.

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Sarasota twin-fronted band Good Graeff just celebrated the fresh drop of their new EP Good Job Go with a typically lively performance of fresh-faced, folkedged indie pop at their Orlando release event (July 16, Will’s Pub). Even with their ready combination of talent, marketability and tireless road dogging, they haven’t exactly broken out yet. But hopefully this sparkling record will hasten that. Local support was Someday River, the band formerly known as Bellows. The long journey from Bellows to Someday River was a slow honing of what began as a stylistically indiscriminate sprawl. Over time, they’ve pared things down considerably to arrive at their current airy pop rock sound. One foot in the indie world with touches like deep, swimming reverb and the other in soft-core, hippie-lite grooves, contradiction still persists in their recipe. But some pleasant melodies are squeezed between those strange bedfellows. Straight up mugging the night, however, was Savannah band Coeds. First acts are supposed to warm things up, but these guys and girl made their Orlando debut by lighting the wick and shooting off like a Roman candle. Braiding the wild, early

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Coeds made their Orlando debut by lighting the wick and shooting off like a Roman candle. roots of rock & roll with doo-wop traces and a hearty garage scuff, they have a turbocharged vintage aesthetic like the Detroit Cobras, only with more kick. They’re a rubber-burning unit to be sure, but the hard, raw voice of frontwoman Anna Chandler is an absolute weapon. Although she’s already good on the male-female trades with co-front Phillip Reynolds Price (ex-An Albatross), her feral soul claws like a tiger when given full rein. That doesn’t happen nearly enough, but when it does, it’ll knock you down. Most fresh, unfamiliar openers get little attention unless it’s something especially pulse-perking. During the course of Coeds’ blazing set, however, the room went from a sprinkle of bodies to a full, demonstrative crowd. Yes: Coeds, look ’em up already. Another band to keep an eagle eye on is Miami’s Plastic Pinks, who ripped some red-hot action later that night right up the street (St. Matthew’s Tavern). An onslaught by committee, this full-gang motion machine is a juggernaut of garage-punk uproar and pure physical joy. The band rages with both attack and celebration while singer June Summer sweats the kind of physical charisma usually reserved for

party metal. And it torched the spot. To kick off their East Coast tour, Orlando’s the Wilderness (July 15, Will’s Pub) performed a solid set of their lush indie rock. Although awash in psych pastels, their sound has a hefty core of melody and sonic substance. It’s a combination of pretty melodies and big horizon that’s got mainstream potential, for what that’s worth. Speaking of, local opening act Reverist also has good mass appeal, tons of it. Their incredibly likeable piano-propelled indie pop is aloft with soaring melodies and sweeping electronic sheen. For a duo, it’s a suprisingly complete package that has songwriting fundamentals superior to many of their more popular contemporaries. And as this performance proved, their music can lift a room and get the bodies moving. As if these achievements weren’t enough, Reverist is the brainchild and creative outlet of local medical doctor Omar Qazi. Most of us in the creative community have day jobs and all, but damn. Anyone else feeling like a bit of a bum right about now? Opener Pathos, Pathos is a local indie rock act that’s been coming up in the scene over the past year or so. Situated somewhere between Ben Gibbard’s sensitivity and Vampire Weekend’s effervescence, they’re unflinchingly twee. What saves them from testing the nerves, however, is their pure charm and even purer sense of melody. If their recordings are a little too dainty for you, try ’em on live where they’re notably more persuasive. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Flexible Classes, Personal Attention Now Offered at Saint Leo University’s Orlando Location Conveniently located in Maitland, Saint Leo University now offers an affordable private-school education for adult learners in the Orlando area. The new Orlando Education Center, one of more than 40 Saint Leo University teaching locations, will focus on supporting and inspiring students, said Stephen Hess, assistant vice president of Continuing Education for the Florida Region. Convenience is key, and the Orlando Center will offer classes on a flexible schedule via multiple delivery modes – on ground, online, and Video Teaching and Teleconferencing. Students will benefit from a degree from a top Catholic university that is both regionally accredited and a nationally recognized leader in adult education. The 10,000-square-foot, student-friendly facility features four standard classrooms with the latest technology; a VTT classroom, and a resource/computer lab, which seats 32. Focusing on a student-centered mission, Saint Leo students will get personal attention from faculty and staff. Leading the center will be director Edgar Martinez, formerly assistant director of distance learning and continuing education at the University of West Florida. The return to the Orlando-area marks a homecoming for Martinez as he previously served as director of academic support services

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for the University of Central Florida at the Valencia and Osceola regional campuses. He understands the full college experience having earned his Associate of Arts degree from Lorain County (Ohio) Community College; his Bachelor of Science in criminal justice from Kent State; and his Master of Arts from Bowling Green State University, both in Ohio. Saint Leo University’s Orlando Education Center will offer Associate of Arts and Bachelor of Arts degrees as well as THE Master of Education. Associate of Arts degrees will be offered in business administration, criminal justice, and liberal arts. Students may earn Bachelor of Arts degrees in accounting, business administration, criminal justice, human resource management, and human services. The school was chartered in 1889 by Catholic Benedictine monks in rural Pasco County, FL, making Saint Leo the first Catholic college in the state. The university provides access to education to people of all faiths and welcomes learners from all generations and backgrounds, from civilian occupations and the armed forces, and from across the country and more than 70 nations around the world. FOR INFORMATION Saint Leo University’s Orlando Education Center is at 2290 Lucien Way, Maitland Green II Building, Maitland, FL 32751. For information, email orlando@saintleo.edu.

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Luca Lush MUSIC Versatile New York producer Luca Lush could be a snot about his impressive Soundcloud rise, which saw him rapidly booked to a standout SXSW showcase and performing alongside artists whom he previously only studied with scholarly awe. But he’s too down-to-earth for that. Obsessively following electronic music naturally led the bedroom producer to Soundcloud daily, and there he began dropping house music with a dedication toward creating a focused, unique voice in an online realm largely dominated by loose thoughts. His smart approach worked for him, and notably, he’s just begun experimenting with his own vocals, which could easily add a fresh identifying layer to his more subtle production signifiers (unusual veers that feel punk-informed or else buck electronic trends in a very punk way). This spirit is also rumored to come out in his performances, featuring a lot of assertive crowd work, so don’t expect to just chill. – Ashley Belanger

with Fiona Trapple, Chrome, 5th Dimension | 10 p.m. | The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park | facebook.com/thegeekeasy | $10-$12

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Mac and cheese Fourth anniversary: c+c Music Factory

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Cardboard Art Festival

MUSIC C+C Music Factory – which actually stands for “Cookies and Cream,” not the last names of the two founding members (Clivillés and Cole) – haven’t released anything since 1995. Nothing. Not a damn thing. And, honestly, nobody cares. “Things That Make You Go Hmmm” is such an everlasting club heater, people will be using that phrase as a hashtag long after your booty is particulate dust in the wind. We don’t need anything new from CCMF. Their entire back catalog is timeless (well, three or four songs at least). When they dropped the legendary single “Everybody Dance Now,” it wasn’t a suggestion, it was a worldwide dance command. We all know if you hear those piercing words at the club, people who typically hate dancing will reluctantly get on the dance floor and “sweat till they bleed.” it happens. You’ve witnessed it. – Colin Wolf

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various times and places | nationaldancedayorlando.com | Dance Day and SketchCrawl events free; check theaters for performance ticket prices

8 p.m. Friday-Sunday | Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St. | 407-328-9005 | phantasmagoriaorlando.com | $20 (cash only at the door)

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Downtown boys Back in March, rhode island’s Downtown Boys came through and impressed as an opener for label mates Screaming Females at the Social. Though the hard-left punk-rock rainbow coalition showed some pretty notable live fire then, this return has all the kindling for a much more intense, sweaty and pure experience. First, they’re now touring on the sails of an acclaimed debut LP (Full Communism) on quality Jersey imprint Don Giovanni. Second, they’ll be going full torque as the headliner this time at the Space Station, a newish DiY venue that’s much more suited to their edge and ethos. What was already a physical vortex of politics and partying at a pro indie-rock establishment should be total and maximum release in a DiY zone. The local openers are also notable and the concert wraps at 10 p.m. in observance of the noise ordinance, so show up early. – Bao Le-Huu MUSIC

with Vivian k, Sweat Nerds, Back Pages | 8 p.m. | The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave. | 321-356-2804 | $3-$5

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hourglass brewery video Game tournament C-c-c-combo breaker! You better bring your A-game and a strong liver, because the Hourglass Brewery is hosting a gaming tournament complete with competitive favorites. Whether you’re tearing it up in Super Smash Brothers or taking a hadouken to the face in Ultra Street Fighter 4, there’s no doubt that heads will roll and controllers will be flying during head-tohead tournaments for five different games. if that’s not sweet enough, it looks like they’ll be awarding cash prizes along with beer, more video games, or even beer! After you lose – look, a lot of you are going to lose; it’s just how games work – check out pinball machines brought in by the Pinball Lounge and tacos from Wako Tako. Then go fill up a 64-ounce growler with any of Hourglass’ tasty homemade brews. Feel better, buddy? i thought you would. – Adam McCabe

SPORTS

11:30 a.m. | The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. ronald reagan Blvd., Longwood | 407-262-0056 | thehourglassbrewery.com | $10 per tournament

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ConCerts/events Ari and the Alibis 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Ballyhoo! 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Sarah Purser 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. La Luna, Gillian Carter, Vivian K, Moan 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, Mac and Cheese Fourth 500 E. State Road 436, Anniversary: C+C Suite 1020, Casselberry; Music Factory 9:30 pm; free; 407-276-2926. Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura 407-839-0457. Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; Reggae Night with Hor!zen 407-482-5000. and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ladies Night 9 pm; The Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; Valise, A Brilliant Lie, Every free; 407-332-6470. You, Kinder Than Wolves 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine Ladies Night Blues St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; Clubs/lounges free; 407-328-4848. Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

[MUSIC] Every Time I Die see page 52

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583. Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230. Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999. Thursday, July 23

ConCerts/events Bengali 600, DII, Cub, Palmer Reed, Mehsi 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-246-1419. Bro Safari 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066. Dave Sheffield Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Henrietta, Sea of Surrender, Pilgrimmage, Freakazoid!, Letters to Part 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Henry Toland, Hey Sleeper, Grove Wanderer, David Z. 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jahnopa, the Holophonics, Warm Like Winter, Whiskey Faithful 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Orange Avenue 10 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155. Saliva, Kelen Heller, the Adolescent Theory, F.I.L.T.H., Ebon Cross, Forgiving Silence 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20-$25; 407-322-7475.

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summer Parlor Movie series: Airplane!

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Cloak and Dapper’s summer movie series continues with the 1980 screwball classic Airplane!. For the price of admission, you get unlimited cocktails, wine or beer. Bring a blanket to set up for watching the movie slumber party-style. 7 p.m. Thursday; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; 407-2506783; $20; cloakanddapper.us

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a very Harry Potter birthday Celebration If you already know that Harry Potter’s canonical birthday is on July 31, you probably already have a Hogwart’s outfit to wear to this early birthday celebration. Cloak and Blaster are expecting crowds of dedicated fans to show up for sorting and compete in the House Cup tournament. Butterscotch beer floats will be available at the bar, along with alcoholic concoctions for adults who like a little whistle in their wizarding. 6 p.m. Saturday; The Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com

Comedy onslaught at the den For a Sunday Fun(ny)day, head to Red Lion Pub where local comic Sean Finnerty hosts a comedy showcase featuring five other comics, including Tampa’s Matt Fernandez. Free pizza is included in admission and Whiskey Sharts play a set after the comedy’s over. If you’re thirsty, there’s a $20 option to enjoy an open bar from 7-9 p.m., a bargain if you’re quick. 7 p.m. Sunday; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7-$20; redlionpub.org

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10 YEARS & NONPOINT

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stouts for snouts An adoption event and fundraiser for Sniffing Snouts Pit Bull Rescue. Donate $5 and get a wristband that gets you $1 off each beer you have while aww-ing at adorable dogs that need your love and affection. 3 p.m. Saturday; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $5 suggested donation; sniffingsnouts.com

COREY SMITH

summer Parlor Movie series: Airplane!

aug. 28 at Will’s Pub Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company

The Mercury Program, Aug. 13 at the Social

Citizen Cope (full band), Aug. 1 at House of Blues

The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues

Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live

Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company

Face to Face, Aug. 6-8 at the Social Orlando Nerd Fest, Aug. 7 at Orlando Science Center Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham

Brandon Flowers, Aug. 18 at the Beacham Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live

Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live

Blackalicious, Aug. 11 at the Social

WHORES., Aug. 28 at Will’s Pub

“Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live

Melanie Martinez, Aug. 30 at the Social The Good Life, Sept. 1 at the Social

ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham

Death Grips, Oct. 7 at the Beacham

Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social

Twin Shadow, Oct. 7 at the Social

My Hotel Year, Sept. 11 at Will’s Pub

Here Come the Mummies, Oct. 9 at the Plaza Live

Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live

Ghost, Oct. 10 at the Beacham

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Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

Will’s Pub 20th Anniversary, Sept. 13 at Will’s Pub

Drive-By Truckers, Oct. 10 at the Plaza Live

Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social

New Found Glory, Yellowcard, Oct. 16 at House of Blues

Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live Janet Jackson, Sept. 23 at Amway Center Helmet, Sept. 26 at the Social

John Cleese & Eric Idle, Oct. 17 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues

Cannibal Ox, Oct. 18 at Backbooth

Charli XCX, Bleachers, Sept. 27 at House of Blues

The Growlers, Broncho, Nov. 4 at the Social

alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Nov. 7 at Will’s Pub

KEN Mode, Oct. 2 at Will’s Pub

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Salad Days: A Decade of Punk in Washington, DC When a scene naturally springs around you, it sprays and showers everything in its midst until it loses its luster and normalizes, or else self-implodes. The DIY punk scene depicted in new music documentary Salad Days: A Decade of Punk in Washington, DC shows massively influential bands like Bad Brains, Fugazi, Minor Threat and more at their ripest period of raw punk performance between 1980 and 1990. It was an organic movement empowered by its own hardcore thrust before major labels got to meddling with what it means to sell music (and radios Chinese-water-tortured us with generic alternative rock blah). Featuring interviews with some of music’s most simultaneously insightful and inciting figures (Henry Rollins, Thurston Moore, Fred Armisen, etc.), this free screening packs intrigue aplenty just with the film. Bonus: Show up early to watch a Skype interview with director Scott Crawford and revisit a slew of classic punk rock music videos. – Ashley Belanger

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Sealion, Wet Nurse, Party Static, the Welzeins 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

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We Love Colombian House: DJ Andres Villamil, Renzo, Juliana Montoya 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; contact for price; 407285-5033.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Clubs/lounges

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357. Late Night Swim 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $4; 407-228-0804. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

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Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670. FrIday, July 24

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun, Ajeva 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Bass Penguin: Rob Slac, Just Jason, Fox Force 005, Keith Race 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Corey Smith, Bryson Jennings 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $17.50-$20; 407-934-2583. Dave Sheffield Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Downtown Boys, Vivian K, Sweat Nerds, Back Pages 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $3-$5 donation. Electric Citizen, Mondo Drag, Slow Season, Junior Bruce, Secret Tracers 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Europa, the Drip Effect, Arcadence, Hadley’s Hope, Akazia 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Jake Miller, Jasmine V, Alex Angelo 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22$35; 407-648-8363. JCarly and the Teeth, the Cape, Run Raquel 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669. Local Video Music Box With Varras Tower, Chris Abbott, Overlords 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-246-1419.

Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963. Orange Avenue 10 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155. Pedro Brull 8 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15; 407-504-7699. Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. Resonance: Dave Owen & Jaybee 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670. Sauce Boss 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-328-4848. TR4.0 Jazz Trio 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. UK Takeover: Breaks Junky, Beats Mavericks, Andrez, Divine, 21 Paths 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; $10.

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DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Law Abiding Jameson 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Live Acoustic Music at Artegon’s Great Hall 1 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free. Luca Lush, Fiona Trapple, Chrome, Native Feel, Midnight Inspector Saturday 10 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; $5-$10; 407-332-9636. The Mellow Relics 10 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free. Mid-Century Modern 7:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Mid-Summer Madness: 10 Mile Lights, Hybrid Sanity, 9 Mile Drive 9 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

R.I.P. Party: Xmus, Gold Mouth Bandz, Yung Snake, Chrissy Splash 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$30; 407-872-0066.

Orange Avenue 10 pm; Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; free; 407-224-2155.

Start Slow End Hard: the Getbye, Boylectric, Kevlar, Auditory Armory 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

The Protomen, Hans Condor, Random Encounter, Marc With a C 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$17; 407-999-2570.

The Supervillains, Spitvalves 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407246-1419.

Rabitfoot Grand Opening Party: Lone Wolf OMB, Boxing at the Zoo and more 5 pm; Rabbitfoot Records Coffee Lounge, 307 E. Second St., Sanford; free; 321-926-3417.

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The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, July 25

ConCerts/events ARK, Pleasures, Wheeler Newman and the Cosmic Roots Collective 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Autograf 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10; 407-504-7699. The Babys, Nova Rex 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50; 407-228-1220. Calabrese, Coagulate, Martyr’s Asylum, Beyond Silence 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475. Departure - A Tribute to Journey 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $7.75; 407-934-2583. DJ Keoki, Inspectah Tech 9:30 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd Suite B; $10. Don’t Scare the Dog and Friends 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$25; 407-704-6261. Idina Menzel 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-250-4888. Jeff Ruby 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; Free; 407-482-5000. Josh Miller 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Trivia with Curtis Earth 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. sunday, July 26

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Gypsy Star, the Getbye 2:30 pm; Villa ConRoy, 1521 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $12 suggested donation. Human Bodies, Forms, Wrapped in Pale 7 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $3-$5 suggested donation. Knockout Kid, Oh Captain My Captain, Bad Year, One Way!, Haunter 5 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570. Live Acoustic Music at Artegon’s Great Hall 1 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free. Lone Wolf OMB 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sanford Jazz Ensemble: Summer Concert 3 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; 407-321-8111. Sunday Jazz Jams 12:30 pm; Altamonte Chapel Community Church, 825 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407339-5208.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MOnday, July 27

ConCerts/events Casey Conroy 7:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; free. Every Time I Die, Real Friends, Counterparts, Gnarwolves, Brigades, Gatherers 5 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$40; 407-872-0066.

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The Grand Collab: Table for Three, Honey J, Elevate, ZYXT, Purple Kloud 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

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fk mt., No., False Punk, Vivian K 7 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5. Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6498540.

Clubs/lounges

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Tuesday, July 28

Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Live Acoustic Music 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road;

ConCerts/events Ari and the Alibis 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Bryan Mays Jazz Sessions 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Elhae, Palmer Reed, Marcellus Juvann, Van ChiSo, J None 9 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

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Hollis Brown, Hannah Harber & the Lionhearts, Tre Hester 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. L.M.I., Marky and the Sharks, Back You Devils 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Twisted Tuesday With Good Vibes Entertainment 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

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[MUSIC] Downtown Boys see page 43

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

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Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904. Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464. Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr 4 by Tenn: Four One-Acts by Tennessee Williams Theatre Downtown returns in a new space with four one-act plays by Tennessee Williams. FridaySaturday, 8 pm and Sunday 2:30 pm; Rollins College, Fred Stone Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-8410083; theatredowntown.net. Court-Ordered Therapy: Ladies of Eola Heights This sequel takes place during the court-ordered therapy sessions in which the Locksdale sisters wind up hurling accusations and barbs at one another

to hilarious and surprising ends. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Sunday, 4 pm and Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20-$25; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com. Dames at Sea This OffBroadway musical comedy is a parody of the large, flashy 1930s Busby Berkeleystyle movie musicals. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. The Freak Show Local entertainer Trixie Hot Lips presents a show with sword swallowers, the bearded lady, the human pinhead, music and burlesque. FridaySaturday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com. Little Miss Parliament House Presented by Jeff Jones for Anniversary Weekend. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$15; 407425-7571; wanzie.com. Phantasmagoria: Wicked Little Tales Special engagement of the Victorian goth steampunk troupe’s touring show before it heads to Atlanta. Friday-Sunday, 8 COnTInued On Page 56

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pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $20-$25; 407-447-1700; phantasmagoriaorlando.com. RENT Jonathan Larson’s muchperformed musical about AIDS and squatting. WednesdayFriday 8 pm, Saturday, 1 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 7 pm; Shine in the Limelight, 8010 Sunport Drive; $20; 407-340-0920; shineinthelimelight.com. The Republic Interactive gamelike theatre performance with a themed world and intriguing characters. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10 pm; The Republic Performing Arts Theatre, 1427 Alden Road; $35; therepublicgame.com. Summer Shorts by Playwrights Round Table Playwrights Round Table presents a collection of seven short original plays by member playwrights. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18; 407-447-1700; theprt.com.

The Tempest Middle and high school students perform a circus-themed version of Shakespeare’s play. Friday, 7 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10 suggested donation; orlandoshakes.org.

ComEdy Catherine Maloney As seen on Comedy Central. With Justin Lawson. Friday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10. Comedy Onslaught: Matt Fernandez, Sean Finnerty, Whiskey Sharts A night of music and comedy hosted by Sean Finnerty. Sunday, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7-$20; 407-677-9669; redlionpub.org. Corey Holcomb As seen on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm, Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $22; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Grandma Lee As seen on America’s Got Talent Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Harold & Student Shows Improv comedy. Saturday, 8 pm; AdLib Theatre, 200 N. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $5; 413-407-0103; adlibcomedy.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

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Joke-Off With Carmen Vallone As seen on Last Comic Standing Thursday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz Comedy Club, 9700 International Drive; $10; bonkerzcomedy.com. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Natural Born Immigrants A comedy show featuring Sean Finnerty, Matt Fernandez, and Ali Flores. Thursday 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. The Orlando Comedy Show Stand-up comedy from Alan Newcombe, Pedro Lima and Ken Miller. Saturday, 8 & 10:30 pm; The Mezz, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-423-9999; orlandocomedyshow.com.

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Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic. Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy.

danCE Breach Uses contemporary dance to explore the behaviors, beliefs and social dynamics that betray the goal of selfactualization. Saturday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20; thevenueorlando.com. Emotions Dance Studio Grand Opening Guests can tour the state-of-the-art facility, meet the instructors and register for summer intensives and fall classes. Refreshments will be provided by Swede Dish Food Truck. Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; Emotions Dance Studio, 105 W. Melody Lane, Casselberry; free; 407-7881659; emotionsdance.org. National Dance Day Orlando A day of free dance classes, performances and a choreographed dance at Orlando Cultural Park. Saturday, 8 am-4 pm; Orlando Ballet School, 2201 McRae Ave.; free; 407-426-1733; nationaldancedayorlando.com. Orlando Bellydance Performance Company: Dance Fantasia The Orlando Bellydance Performance Company tests the limits of reality in this fantasy-themed Broadway-style dance production. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $15-$25; 407-321-8111. Ravé Mehta’s Flow Music, yoga, art, mindfulness and dance all converge into a yoga-inspired

performance. Saturday, 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; drphillipscenter.org. Shadows and Light: Improv With Michelina Wingerter A completely unplanned night of dance where the audience brings the song selections to orchestrate the performance. Wednesday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10; thevenueorlando.com.

arT oPenings/events Cardboard Art Festival The Daily City’s third annual festival of cardboard art. Friday, 7-11 pm, Saturday, 11 am-5 pm, Sunday, 12-5 pm; SODO, 120 W. Grant St.; $5 suggested donation; thedailycity.com. Lecture: Women Surrealists and Other Historical Influences in the Work of Marianela de la Hoz A lecture by CFAM curator Amy Galpin about Mariana de la Hoz’ SpeculumSpeculari exhibition. Friday, 11 am; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; rollins.edu/cfam. Painted Black: The John H. Surovek Collection Depicts African Americans in art, from pre-Civil War to the civil rights era, by well-known American artists. The paintings are historCOnTInued On Page 58

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ically significant because they reveal attitudes about race over an extended period of time. Opens Friday, through Sept. 20; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Sarah Rakes: In Full Bloom Vibrant paintings. Opens Friday, through Aug. 23, 6 pm; Jeanine Taylor Folk Art, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774. Summer Tour of the Alfond Inn Tour of the inn and its art with Cornell Fine Arts Museum Curator Amy Galpin. Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; SOLD OUT; 407-9988090; snaporlando.com. World Wide Sketch Crawl Thomas Thorspecken leads a sketch crawl around the dance events at National Dance Day Orlando. Saturday, 8:30 am; Orlando Cultural Park, 530 E. Princeton St.; free.

Continuing tHis week Standing Strong in the Spirit: A Selection of Folk Art by Southern Women Mixed media, from painting to textile. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

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ACA 26th Annual University Exhbition Featuring work by Nikolaus James, Zakriya Rabani, and Carlos Torres. Through Aug. 15; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org. Action Painting Artist Del Cain’s exhibit of art created with dripped and thrown paint. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. AirBorne Desire Colorful pop art from Jonathan Yubi that interprets love and lust. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; orlandoslice.com. Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Through Sept. 20; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Animalia Over 30 local artist will show their original artwork celebrating animals. Through Aug. 1; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Art by Qadra Yasmine Brown Abstract art representing therapy and creative escape. Through Aug. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken. Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Baskets and Boxes Sang Roberson’s organic forms in terracotta. Through Sept. 27; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through Tuesday; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from natural history, geology, ethnography, archaeology, religious or historical relics, art and antiquities. Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.

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Contemporary American Graphics Collection Includes works by major artists of the past 50 years and documents the course of contemporary American art since the 1960s. Through Sunday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Dads of Democracy A solo show by Damon DeWitt featuring a 43-piece 18”x18” series in oil on canvas showcasing all the U.S. presidents. Through July 31; Orange County Administration Building, 201 S. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-836-5540.

Forever Florida Third annual showing of Florida-themed artwork. Through July 31; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; artisansonfifth.com.

David McWhertor & Summer Meury Graphic illustrations and faux stained glass from the artists. Through Aug. 14; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Describing Bodies Paintings, a video installation and a new zine release by Brandon Geurts and Cassidy Jones. Through July 31; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Fred Staloff’s Visual Poetry This intimate collection reveals painterly works that make reference to the spontaneity usually associated with Expressionist painting. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Inkstains New artwork by Scott Lukacs, a tattoo artist at Rise Above. Through Aug. 16; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Marianela de la Hoz: Speculum-Speculari A series of paintings about altered perception presented in both Spanish and English. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Michael Katz: The Raw and the Cooked Combines painting and photography through digital technology. Through Aug. 15; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753. New Artist Exhibition 2015 A group exhibition from six exceptional artists recently added to the gallery’s roster. Through Saturday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Off in the Cut 2 A collaborative art exhibition from Genevieve DeMarco and Illz360. Through Aug. 16; Loft 55, 55 W. Church St., Suite 120; free; 407-792-2555. Ovalution 2015: A Retrospective A look at artists who displayed at the Orlando Visual Artists League – the precursor to today’s CityArts Factory. Through Aug. 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407648-7060; 3rdthu.com. Paper Cuts: André Smith Collages View the founder of A&H’s Maitland Art Center André Smith’s never before seen collage works. Through Sept. 30; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-539-2181. Places I’ve Never Been To Group art show from Holly Tavel, Chad Pollpeter, Justin COnTInued On Page 60

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Luper, Jacoub Reyes and Sara Hettinger. Through Aug. 15; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org. Purvis Young: Art of Street Young’s work utilizes everyday discarded objects. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Raw and Ardor A collection of outsider art from the Coalition Ingénu. Through Tuesday; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880. Sam Myers Sam Myers of MOPE Designs has her work exhibited at Lil Indies for a month. Through Aug. 16; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Sanford Art Walk Venues in Sanford’s downtown historic district open their doors to the public to showcase art, live music and more. Friday,

6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com.

29; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Step Right Up: The Art of the Sideshow Historical carnival sideshow banners, photographs of the fair, contemporary paintings and contemporary sculpture. Through Aug. 29; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Shapely Vessels: Gourds From Around the World Exhibited gourds include artworks and statues, musical instruments, tea cups, snuff containers and more. Through Aug. 9; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. St. Augustine at 450 Crealdé’s newest documentary project celebrates the oldest city in the United States on the occasion of the 450th anniversary of its founding. Through Aug.

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West African Tribal Art: Sculptures, Textiles & Artifacts An extensive survey of African artifacts, including masks, totems and carved sculptures. Through Oct. 4; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-2797534; moartdeland.org. Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

EvEnTs Adult Coloring Party Learn about coloring books for adults and try your hand at adding color to intricate line drawings. Wednesday, 7 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans

and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com. Christner’s Bourbon Dinner Guests gather in a private dining room for an interactive dinner with bourbon pairings featuring Palm Ridge Reserve and Winter Park Distilling Company. Friday, 7-10 pm; Christner’s Prime Steak and Lobster, 729 Lee Road; $110; 407-236-6566; christnersprimesteakandlobster.com. CMYK (Come Meet Your Kind) AIGA Orlando Social Find an AIGA Orlando board member when you arrive to get a wrist band to enjoy an extra hour of specials. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; various menu prices; 407270-9538; orlando.aiga.org. Downtown Orlando Food Tour Food tour includes Le Gourmet Break, the Golden Knife, Ferg’s, Artisan’s Table and Avenue Gastrobar. Saturdays, 2 pm; Downtown

Orlando Information Center, 201 S. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-228-3891; downtownorlandotours.com. Farmhouse Ale Spotlight A spotlight on the farmhouse ale style of beer, showcasing products from Breckenridge, Saint Somewhere, Ommegang and Cigar City. Thursday, 4 pm; World of Beer Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; willspub.org. Orlando Curry Fest Sample curries from all around the world. Saturday, noon; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; 321-228-6552.

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Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Girl Geek Dinners Join for convo, food or drinks. All women welcome. Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407-6233393; orlandogirlgeeks.com. Parisian Style Flea Market Part yard sale, live art show, musical jam, food and beer event. Saturday of every month, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Stouts for Snouts An adoption event and fundraiser for Sniffing Snouts Pit Bull Rescue. Sunday, 3 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-8721117; orlandobrewing.com. Summer Sidewalk Sale Up to 70 percent off Rifle Paper Co. samples, free live screen printed art prints by Mama’s Sauce and free Hyppo gourmet ice pops. Friday, 9 am-8 pm, Saturday, 10 am-5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Suite 150, Winter Park; free; 407-6227679; riflepaperco.com. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various

menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. A Very Harry Potter Birthday Celebration An early celebration of Harry Potter’s canonical birthday. Saturday, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com. Yappy Hour A benefit for the Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando featuring a doggie DJ, puparazzi, caricature artists and more. Thursday, 5-7 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407645-6651; thealfondinn.com.

LEarning Learn to Sew: Class 2 Alterations Learn the best way to make changes to garments. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; $15; s-khan.com.

Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

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CiviCs Rally for $15 With the New York Wage Board poised to announce a substantial increase in fast-food worker pay, Orlando workers and community members join in solidarity with the struggle for justice and against poverty. Thursday, 11 am; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279. Rethink Homelessness Talk An engaging presentation and discussion with Los Angeles based photographer and advocate Sean Black, and Rethink Homelessness lead advocate Joshua Johnson. Saturday, 5 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Rethinking the City: A World Torn Asunder Urban researcher Yuri Gama discusses his thesis project exploring the impact of highway construction on COnTInued On Page 63

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Orlando’s African-American community. Weaving together an examination of history and culture linked to postwar policy in the United States, A World Torn Asunder highlights the impact of race and class on the transformation of Orlando’s Parramore neighborhood. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Juice Bike Share HQ, 515 W. Central Blvd.; free.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Draft Punk A writing and performance workshop with Robin Schulte and Alex Ruiz. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Echo’s Corner Presents One Night Stand II: Bo Ellis Spoken word performance from Bo Ellis followed by a dance party. Friday, 8:30 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; $8.25-$12; 407-308-5675. Essence of the Soul The diverse sounds of poetry, spoken word and comedy, from all different backgrounds. Hosted by Brian Williams. Music by DJ 4Hire. Sunday, 8 pm; Cleopatra Hookah Lounge, 7733 Turkey Lake Road; free; 407-704-7993; cleopatrahookahorlando.com. IDeclare: The Magic Circle An open-format open mike focused on the blurred line between reality and fantasy. Thursday, 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; free; 786 999 9139. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

There Will Be Verse: Susan Lilley A limited edition poetry slam series. Tuesday, 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

FamiLy Friday Family Films A short film and a tour of an art project and gallery at the Morse. Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136. The Frog and the Princess A world premiere adaptation of the Brothers Grimm’s The Frog and the Princess. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am, Wednesdays, FridaysSundays, 2 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 4:30 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, sing-along and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Mary Poppins A musical based on the stories of P.L. Travers and the Walt Disney film. Friday, 7 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $17; 407-8967365; orlandorep.com.

sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Body//Talk and IDEAS Go to Wekiva Island A group trip to Wekiva Island for a day of cleaning up the springs, games, swimming and canoeing. Saturday, 8 am; Downtown

Orlando YMCA, 433 N. Mills Ave.; free; bodytalkparty.org. Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experience levels welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302. Hourglass Brewery Video Game Tournament Compete in five separate video game tournaments in games like Super Smash Bros., Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and more. Play pinball and drink beer after you lose. Saturday, 11:30 am; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; $10 per tournament; 407-719-9874; thehourglassbrewery.com. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com. Rockstar Bowling Reunion and Fundraiser A reunion of the greatest bowling league ever with music by DJ Smilin Dan and lots and lots of mind eraser shots. A benefit for Lance Livingston. Sunday, 8 pm; Colonial Lanes, 400 Primrose Drive; $20; 407-894-0361; gofundme. com/lanceshelpinghands. USSSA Pride Host Chicago Bandits Series of exhibition professional women’s softball games under the National Pro Fastpitch League. Wednesday-Friday 7 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9 pm; ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $17; 321697-3635; usssapride.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n orlandoweekly.com

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B y D A N S AVA G E My wife and I have been together for more than 10 years, practicing some kind of nonmonogamy for more than seven. We tried different things – open, dating others, FWBs – but after a bi threesome with another guy a year ago, we knew that was our thing. For a while, everything was great, but roughly a month after that defining threesome, I came down with a bad case of mono. In a couple of months, we resumed our bi sexdates, and I noticed I had a hard time getting horny and even had a hard time getting (and staying) hard. More foreplay was needed and fewer distractions were acceptable. I even resorted to pharmaceutical help. We assumed I was still recovering and that diet and exercise would make it all better. Then I had a work-related crisis and blamed stress from that, since things didn’t really change, and finally in March I got shipped off to a war zone. I still don’t have the drive I had a year ago. My brothers-inarms ogle every female who happens to be around, and sometimes they hook up even though they’re not in open relationships – unlike me, who is in one but has no desire to hook up with anyone. I rarely masturbate these days, and if I do, I need sexts and naughty pictures from my wife (and our FWB) to get in the mood. I just recently started to get morning wood again. I may have to accept the fact that I’m just getting older and this is how my libido is gonna be from now on. I’m turning 30 in a few weeks. What are the chances that this is just an unlucky chain of events, and when this is over, I could go back to being my old horny self? Currently Occupied Mostly By Arms Though

I asked a doctor – dr. Barak Gaster, a physician at the University of Washington and a regular (if sometimes mortified) guest expert around here whether mono could diminish a guy’s libido and his ability to stay hard for nearly a year. “Mono is a viral illness for which there is no real treatment other than the tincture of time,” says Dr. Gaster. “Mono is a pretty insidious illness in that it typically causes really severe fatigue, which can linger for a long time. Other common symptoms are muscle and joint aches.” Could fatigue and aches still be affecting mood and interest in sex? “They could,” says Dr. Gaster. “It would not be typical, but they could. The duration of mono symptoms is typically around three months, but they can persist to some degree for one to two years in more severe cases. None of the effects of mono are typically considered ‘permanent.’ So it would be important to reassure someone that the effects of mono that are still present after 12 to 18 months could still likely resolve.” You came down with mono less than a year ago, COMBAT, so you’re still in that one-to-two-year symptoms-could-persist window. You also dealt with a work-related crisis before being shipped off to a combat zone – that sounds extremely stressful, and not everyone reacts to stress the same way. The stress of being in a combat zone could make the guys around you horny while having the opposite effect on you. Be reassured, like the doctor said, that things will most likely right themselves in another six to 12 months. The fact that morning wood is returning seems like a good sign, as is the effect a few dirty texts has on your dick.

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My wife is a submissive. I’m not a natural Dom, but I’ve become more comfortable assuming the role. Recently, she stopped hormonal birth control, and her sex drive and interest in capitalS Submission kicked into high gear. She joined FetLife and went to her first munch a couple of weeks ago. She’s not shopping for a Dom. She’s looking to socialize, discuss this part of herself and not feel like such a freak. She thought she hit it off with a few folks but now realizes she may have been sending mixed signals. The munch was advertised as casual, but she says most left that night with a hookup or play plans. One man in particular seems to read her interest in friendship as sexual. How can she find a group of kinksters who will socialize and share their experiences without assuming her presence as an unaccompanied submissive female is an invitation to fuck? Married, Optimally Nookied, Only Need Advice

The people your wife met at that munch are kinksters, not psychics. If she’s not interested in playing with anyone other than her spouse, all she has to do is say so. Munches are informal meetups where kinky people get together without the pressures or expectations of a play party. Your wife’s presence at a munch is not an invitation to fuck, but someone who respectfully expresses an interest in playing isn’t guilty of bending Emily Post over a bondage bench with the intent to fuck her ass. Most people who go to munches are open to play, but those who aren’t are welcome. Your wife just needs to let her new friends know she’s interested only in socializing. You could help by accompanying her to the next munch. I’m a 24-year-old heterosexual female. I discovered that my boyfriend still had an online dating profile up and was checking it regularly. We had a calm discussion about it, and he assured me that he just found the messages he got flattering and offered to take it down. I told him if that’s all he was doing, then there was no reason he couldn’t have those ego boosts and a monogamous relationship with me, too. Had I not been such an avid reader of your column, Dan, that discussion would’ve gone very differently. And, really, it’s not like he was going to forget that other women existed – nor would I want him to. Though I may look back on this and cringe, right now we’re in a great place. We have fun and are sexually compatible and have really excellent conversations. Thank you! His Answer Perfectly Plausible, Yes?

I enjoy letters like HaPPy’s because it’s nice to be reminded that not everyone is cheating or being cheated on, miserably single and looking to get into a relationship or trapped in a miserable couple and looking to get out, kinky and stuck with a vanilla partner or vanilla and stuck with a kinky one. Some people are doing just fine. And yes, I do think your boyfriend’s answer is perfectly plausible – some people are on dating apps for the ego boosts alone (they’re called “time wasters”) – and here’s hoping it’s totally truthful as well. On the Lovecast, Dan speaks with author Joan Price about sex for the senior set: savagelovecast.com.

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inspire you most in the coming weeks. Are you up for the challenge? If so, grapple with your deepest pain. Make a fierce effort to both heal it and be motivated by it. At the same time, identify your brightest hope and take a decisive step toward fulfilling it.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Latin motto “carpe diem” shouldn’t be translated as “seize the day!” says author Nicholson Baker. It’s not a battle cry exhorting you to, “Freaking grab the day in your fist like a burger at a fairground and take a big chomping bite out of it.” The proper translation, according to Baker, is “pluck the day.” In other words, “You should gently pull on the day’s stem, as if it were a wildflower, holding it with all the practiced care of your thumb and the side of your finger, which knows how to not crush easily crushed things – so that the day’s stem undergoes increasing tension and draws to a tightness, and then snaps softly away at its weakest point, and the flower is released in your hand.” Keep that in mind. I understand you are often tempted to seize rather than pluck, but these days plucking is the preferable approach. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) When I talk about “The Greatest Story Never Told,” I’m not referring to the documentary film about singer Lana Del Rey or the debut album of the rap artist Saigon or any other cultural artifact. I am, instead, referring to a part of your past that you have never owned and understood … a phase from the old days that you have partially suppressed … an intense set of memories you have not fully integrated. I say it’s time for you to deal with this shadow. You’re finally ready to acknowledge it and treasure it as a crucial thread in the drama of your hero’s journey. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) The ancient Greek philosopher Thales is credited as being one of the earliest mathematicians and scientists. He was a deep thinker whose thirst for knowledge was hard to quench. Funny story: Once he went out at night for a walk. Gazing intently up at the sky, he contemplated the mysteries of the stars. Oops! He didn’t watch where he was going, and fell down into a well. He was OK, but embarrassed. Let’s make him your antirole model. I would love to encourage you to unleash your lust to be informed, educated and inspired – but only if you watch where you’re going. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Charles Darwin is best known for his book The Origin of Species, which contains his seminal ideas about evolutionary biology. But while he was still alive, his bestseller was The Formation of Vegetable Mould Through the Action of Worms. The painstaking result of over 40 years’ worth of research, it is a tribute to the noble earthworm and that creature’s crucial role in the health of soil and plants. It provides a different angle on one of Darwin’s central concerns: how small, incremental transformations that take place over extended periods of time can have monumental effects. This also happens to be one of your key themes in the coming months. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) A researcher at the University of Amsterdam developed software to read the emotions on faces. He used it to analyze the expression of the woman in Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting, the Mona Lisa. The results suggest that she is 83 percent happy, 9 percent disgusted, 6 percent fearful and 2 percent angry. Whether or not this assessment is accurate, I appreciate its implication that we humans are rarely filled with a single pure emotion. We often feel a variety of states simultaneously. In this spirit, I have calculated your probable mix for the coming days: 16 percent relieved, 18 percent innocent, 12 percent confused, 22 percent liberated, 23 percent ambitious and 9 percent impatient. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “What makes you heroic?” asked philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Here’s how he answered himself: “simultaneously going out to meet your highest suffering and your highest hope.” This is an excellent way to sum up the test that would

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Actress and musician Carrie Brownstein was born with five planets in Libra. Those who aren’t conversant with astrology’s mysteries may conclude that she is a connoisseur of elegance and harmony. Even professional stargazers who know how tricky it is to make generalizations might speculate that she is skilled at cultivating balance, attuned to the needs of others, excited by beauty, and adaptive to life’s ceaseless change. So what are we to make of the fact that Brownstein has said, “I really don’t know what to do when my life is not chaotic”? Here’s what I suspect: In her ongoing exertions to thrive on chaos, she is learning how to be a connoisseur of elegance and harmony as she masters the intricacies of being balanced, sensitive to others, thrilled by beauty and adaptive to change. This is important for you to hear about right now. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You’re entering a volatile phase of your cycle. In the coming weeks, you could become a beguiling monster who leaves a confusing mess in your wake. On the other hand, you could activate the full potential of your animal intelligence as you make everything you touch more interesting and soulful. I am, of course, rooting for the latter outcome. Here’s a secret about how to ensure it: Be as ambitious to gain power over your own darkness as you are to gain power over what happens on your turf. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) I’m a big fan of the attitude summed up by the command “Be here now!” The world would be more like a sanctuary and less like a battleground if people focused more on the present moment rather than on memories of the past and fantasies of the future. But in accordance with the astrological omens, you are hereby granted a temporary exemption from the “Be here how!” approach. You have a poetic license to dream and scheme profusely about what you want your life to be like in the future. Your word of power is tomorrow. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) A philanthropist offered $100,000 to the Girl Scouts chapter of Western Washington. But there were strings attached. The donor specified that the money couldn’t be used to support transgender girls. The Girl Scouts rejected the gift, declaring their intention to empower every girl “regardless of her gender identity, socioeconomic status, race, ethnicity or sexual orientation.” Do you have that much spunk, Capricorn? Would you turn down aid that would infringe on your integrity? You may be tested soon. Here’s what I suspect: If you are faithful to your deepest values, even if that has a cost, you will ultimately attract an equal blessing that doesn’t require you to sell out. (P.S. The Girl Scouts subsequently launched an Indiegogo campaign that raised more than $300,000.) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Consider the possibility of opening your mind, at least briefly, to provocative influences you have closed yourself off from. You may need to refamiliarize yourself with potential resources you have been resisting or ignoring, even if they are problematic. I’m not saying you should blithely welcome them in. There still may be good reasons to keep your distance. But I think it would be wise and healthy for you to update your relationship with them. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Over 10,000 species of mushrooms grow in North America. About 125 of those, or 1.25 percent, are tasty and safe to eat. All the others are unappetizing or poisonous, or else their edibility is in question. By my reckoning, a similar statistical breakdown should apply to the influences that are floating your way. I advise you to focus intently on those very few that you know for a fact are pleasurable and vitalizing. Make yourself unavailable for the rest.

Orange County Animal Services has a royal canine in need of a loving home. Meet Prince (animal Id 325151). This 3-year-old friendly dog was recently found as a stray. Prince is a curious boy and he loves exploring and sniffing everything around the play yard. He also walks well on a leash and gets along with other dogs. It costs $55 to adopt a dog, but during the month of July, Orange County Animal Services is waiving adoption fees for all current and former military personnel. A valid Military ID or a copy of the DD Form 214 with honorable discharge is required for this promotion. Each adoption includes sterilization, vaccinations and a pet microchip. orange County animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy road, 407-836-3111, ocnetpets.com. orlandoweekly.com

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CASE NO.: 2015-DR-2485. IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: CHYANN RAYNE CANTU, A Minor. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION. TO: Wendi Ann Barnard Current Residence Address: Unknown. YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before August 19, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at Seminole County Courthouse, Domestic Relations Division, 301 North Park Avenue, Sanford, Florida 32771, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on August 31, 2015 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Michael J. Rudisill at Seminole County Courthouse, 301 North Park Avenue , Court Room G, Sanford, Florida 32771. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the biological mother of a minor female child born on August 13, 2001 at Longwood, Florida. You are described as being 45 years old; Caucasian; 5’1”; 124lbs; hazel eyes and brown hair. WITNESS my hand and seal this day of July, 2015. MARYANNE MORSE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. BY: Deputy Clerk. In accordance with the AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT, if you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, at 301 N. Park Avenue, Suite N301, Sanford, Florida 32771, telephone (407) 323-4330 ext. 4227 or 830-8919 ext. 4227, within 2 working days of your receipt of this Notice; if you are hearing impaired, call (TDD) 1-800-955-8771; if you are voice impaired, call VOICE (v) 1-800-955-8770. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale.1998 Ford VIN#1FMZU32E1WZB50074 1998 Ford VIN# 1FMZU32P4WZA36412 2003 Ford VIN# 1FMZU62K23UC83409 2006 Volvo VIN# YV1MC68246J001070 1998 Honda VIN# 1HGEJ667XWL051153 2012 Chongging VIN# LHJTLBBN4CB101737 2002 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZJ52732Z196276 2009 Kawasaki VIN# JKABNRA129DA24101 2002 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZK52722Z211959 2002 Ford VIN# 1FMYU03192KD10694 1994 Mitsubishi VIN#4A3CF34B6RE106622 2000 Mitsubishi VIN#4A3AA46L5YE032268 1995 Chevy VIN#1GCEC14H6SZ213102 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on August 5, 2015 , at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, Bolder Hotel Orlando West, LLC of 5775 Vintage Oaks Circle, Delray Beach, Fl 33484 pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: FAIRFIELD INN AND SUITES-OCOEE. It is the intent of the undersigned to register “FAIRFIELD INN AND SUITES-OCOEE” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 7/15/2015.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.: DP14-451. – IN THE INTEREST OF THE CHILD: J.J.O. DOB: 08/27/2012. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jose Juan Ortiz, Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 31st day of August, 2015 at 10:00 a.m., at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6) (g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032, As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Pleadings shall be copied to: Stephanie Evans, Esquire, stephanie.evans@myflfamilies. com. State of Florida Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, Pine Hills Service Center, 609 N. Powers Drive, Suite 324B, Orlando, FL 32818. (407-563-2380). Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this day of July, 2015. CLERK OF COURT.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, AL BARAKA, LLC, of 7300 W IRLO BRONSON MEMORIAL HWY., KISSIMMEE, FL 34747 County of Osceola, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: ANGEL’S BUFFET AND GRILL. It is the intent of the undersigned to register ANGEL’S BUFFET AND GRILL with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 15 of July, 2015.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP13-329 IN THE INTEREST OF: Z.M., DOB:02/20/2009, R.M., DOB:09/04/2011, MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SHATAKA HAMMOCK, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, on August 12, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of July, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2014 KIA VIN# KNDJN2A28E7058342 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM On August 24, 2015, at 2500 n Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Around The Clock Towing inc.

NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON JULY 30, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:00 AM: 7005 – D.ROSARIO, 8023 – C.BRYANT. 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:00 AM: K103 – J. VALENCIA. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: 0989 – J.RODRIGUEZ 1998 HONDA CIVI SI, VIN: 1HGEJ8146WL038456. 1313 45TH ST– ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: E534—S.FARMER. 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 8:10 AM: 0137 – P.WIMS, 0249 – M.VARGAS, 0272 – J.JACKSON, 0543– Z.FARRINGTON. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – 8:20 AM: 2214 – A.HOPKINS VIN#4282, 2220 – G.DAVIS, 2276 – SARA CLARK. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 8:30 AM: 0210 – E.CIRIACO, 1402 – V.NAECHTERSHEID. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – 8:50 AM: 2053 –T.OVIEDO, 5033 – S.MINOR, 7010 – J.GOMEZ. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – 9:00 AM: 11412 – G.BECHARD. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – 9:10 AM: 1712 - G.JOHNS. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 – 9:20 AM: 338 – A.JACA. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – 9:30 AM: 02603 – J.BERES.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on August 6, 2015. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810, B65 Klaihai Jurden $527.08, D24 Paul Reig $471.48, B13 Tiphanie Carter $256.55, D43 Ashley Jackson $471.48, E24 Quinten Dorsey $912.88, B25 Crystal McCollin $369.28, B27 Joseph Jingle $369.28, O126 Deloris Bocco $995.68, B60 Jamani Norton $439.16. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1201 Michelle Jones $320.60, 1126 David Jusino $878.40, 1303 Charles Powers Weathington $497.15, 1359 Josephine Cooks $1327.80. UHaul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714. C105 Lashawn Tavernier $764.60. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 2126 Vanessa Dempster $422.20, 1403 Ralph Dukes Jr $428.60, 1033 Cesar Acosta $582.00, 1056 Janice Wells $296.20. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, B077-78 Jaquan Melendez $507.80, B095-96 Elizabeth Murphy $507.80, C020 Angela Chavers $435.05, C035 Regina Freeman $989.80, B019 Petr John Herzig $1090.80, C041 Dan Borders $1027.10. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773 1220 Paul Speed $458.74, 1285 Robert Remus $668.25, 5076 Carolyn Mercado $850.10, 2033 Jon Deen $304.45, 1218 Dyron Rodriguez $347.00, 5070 Jonathan Morris $633.40, 2402 Ravonda Whittaker $368.40, 1419 Kaleena Smith $708.00, 1414 Linda Troise $678.25. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771 4056 Danielle Nadal $341.95, 4146 Ivory Jones $639.12, 3097 Brandy Foxx $385.75, 3142 Integrity Home Loan $664.98. Notice is hereby given that Noah’s Ark Self Storage will sell the contents of the following self-storage units by public auction to satisfy their liens against these tenants, in accordance with the Florida Self-Storage Facility Act. The auction will take place at this location at 9:15 am July 21st 2015 or thereafter. Units are believed to contain household goods or miscellaneous, unless otherwise listed. Noah’s Ark Self Storage, 2631 E Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 Phone: (407) 884-1511 E-mail: na12@noahsark.cc. Unit #2123 Jessica De Coster, Unit # 1220 Jennifer Miller, Unit # 3147 Edesha Howard, Unit #2210 Irene Erazo.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807: CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY AUGUST 12,2015 AT LOCATIONS AND TIME INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM #105 Jeff York; CLTG, #148 Amanda Kay Bass, #151 Yanique Smith,#308 Steve Tuck, #326 Troy Edward Fairley, #452 Ryan Thomas Oliver, #508 Ami Lowe, #553 Amber Edwina Lott, #565 Genevieve Margarete Yenkel. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON:#39 RAUL ANDINO LATIMER ( CASA DE DIOS KISSIMMEE ), #81 LARRY DEAN WEISE, #132 JOSE LUIS LOPEZ JR., #258 ANGEL MANUEL BERRIOS ROSADO,#329 ANGEL GARCIA,#338 TOWANNA ELIZABETH BROWN, #353 JACK DANIEL BLACK, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm #218-GISELLE MICHAELS; #404- SANDRA PATRICE-MCCOY; #406- JOSEPH A WHITE JR; #1234- JASON WANG; #1237- DELIA M ZALDUONDO; #1317- DANIEL MANRIQUE; #1303- STEVEN D CARVER PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: 9005-Shannon M Schaeffer/ Ralph A Ginise 1993 Chev Truck Vin#1GBHK34K3PE206361, B787-Kalina Matias, B789 Habibzadegan K Bahaman, B817-Sharifa Anderson, B820Juan Sotomayor,B823-Rafael Montalvo, C843-Marisol Gibbons, Betsy Vasquez, F235-Pedro Vazquez, F251 Obed Torres Lopez, F259-Bryan Vigo, G292-Phillip Picket, G299-Jeana Hardy,G335-Richard Thompson,H356Devon Bennett, H360-Brandy Zatriniski H423-Glenn Goodman,H451-Quentin Lee, H465-Rafael Torres Jr,H481-Tiffany Pearce, I525-Israel Rodriguez, I592-Victor Miranda, I596Deserie Rivera, I602-Carmen I Rodriguez Rivera, J654- Francisco Velez.

Notice is hereby given the the undersigned, “GARDELL BROS,.LLC” of “GARDELL BROS” 13586 Village Park Drive, Orlando fl 32837 pursuant to the reqirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, “GARDELL BROS”. It is the intent of the undersigned to register “GARDELL BROS” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 7/20/2015

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-6 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.D DOB: 11/06/2012, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Cory Sherpf-Dauven, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on August 24, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276. By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 8/3/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304,pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 1996 Ford 1FMDU35P6TZB62580 2002 Volvo YV1TS92D521245900 1999 Ford 2FMZA5140XBA71058 2005 Nissan 1N4AL11D75N460789 2005 Toyota 4T1FA38P35U046217

Pursuant to F.S. 713.78, August 03, 2015,at 5 PM, on 1900 S.OBT,Orlando,FL,32805 We will sell the vehicle as is,no warranty,no guarantees the title,terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids 1999,FORD VIN#: 1FTZX172XXNB12799

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 006 CHOL SCOOTER VIN# LF3TCBF026G050147 1996 CHEVY VIN# 1G1JC1240T7166864 1996 HONDA VIN# 1HGEJ8150TL024833 2000 CADILLAC VIN# 1G6KD54YXYU312179 2001 CHEVY VIN# 1G1JF52T217219874 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM On AUGUST 7th, 2015, at 2500 n Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Around The Clock Towing inc.

STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF BUNCOMBE IN THE GENERAL COURT OF JUSTICE DISTRICT COURT DIVISION JUVENILE DIVISION 10 JT 219 IN THE MATTER OF: A.D.D. Minor Child. TO: UNKNOWN FATHER(S), of one African American female child, A.D.D., born September 6, 2002 to N.M.J., in in Orange County, Florida. The biological mother, N.M.J. is also African-American. TAKE NOTICE that a pleading seeking relief against you has been filed in the above-captioned action. The nature of the relief sought is as follows: Termination of parental rights to A.D.D., minor child, pursuant to North Carolina General Statute, 7B-1111. You are required to make defense to such proceedings no later than September _, 2015, said date being forty (40) days from the publication of this notice, and upon your failure to do so, the Buncombe County Department of Social Services, Petitioner, will apply to the Court for the relief sought. If you are indigent, you are entitled to appointed counsel. You may contact the Buncombe County juvenile court clerk immediately to request counsel.This the __ day of July, 2015. HANNA HONEYCUTT, ATTORNEY FOR BUNCOMBE COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES PO BOX 7408 ASHEVILLE, NC 28802 (828)-250-5500 July _, 2015, July _, 2015, August _, 2015

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