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It’s a gall world I won’t be spending any money at Disney or for any Disney products (“250 Walt Disney World tech employees replaced by contract workers brought in from other countries,” Bloggytown, June 3). These corporations pushing for immigration reform will gain in the short term, but they don’t stop to think about the long term. It is time to stop immigration and re-evaluate the visa system. No more visas that replace American workers. The idea that Americans won’t do the jobs is a lie. [It’s] just that Americans won’t do the jobs for $6 an hour like the immigrant H1-B visa slaves will. Chuck Burns, via orlandoweekly.com

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news & features 6 Happytown Disney comes under fire for replacing local workers with foreign counterparts, and an effort to expand Medicaid in Florida is voted down in the Legislature

7 This Modern World 9 My Buddy and me Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer muses on the past, the future and the departure of Orlando Weekly senior staff writer Billy Manes

arts & culture 18 Eyes on the Prize The second iteration of OMA’s Florida Prize in Contemporary Art promises to be as exciting as the first

18 Culture 2 Go Fringe breaks records again, the Garden Theatre gets a new artistic director, plus more performing arts news

21 Live Active Cultures

27 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

film 31 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

31 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Jurassic World

31 Couchsurfing Who will rule the cellblock when Orange Is the New Black returns for its third season?

music 34 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

34 Proven record Rock idols the Rolling Stones reissue Sticky Fingers to remind us why we still worship

37 This Little Underground

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40 The Week

23 Rising tide

41 Down the Road

Chef Jared Gross composes a swell of stellar seafood creations at Urban Tide

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58 Free Will Astrology

New openings announced for Slate and Somm; Seasons 52, the Rusty Spoon and K Restaurant plan to build a Better Burger; plus more in our weekly food roundup

Sorry, but the students SHOULD be required to perform probes on live subjects (whether via self-exams, volunteers or paid) since that will be “part of the job.” (“How does Valencia’s former use of student volunteers to practice transvaginal ultrasounds stack up to other schools in the state?” Know It All, June 3) Monchichi, via orlandoweekly.com

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I found it disgusting. I am an Indian, but just replacing an employee to save the cost is last shit we can expect from an organization. Can’t they even look at the loyalty of the person who worked so hard and made Disney what it is today. I would urge all to sue Disney and boycott them by all possible means. Shame on them. Sam, via orlandoweekly.com

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Local singer Kristen Warren steals two shows this week, and Nashville’s Turbo Fruits and Sol Cat make a stop at Will’s Pub

A trip to Disneyland for its 60th anniversary celebrations proves everything isn’t always awesome in Anaheim

I partly agree. I recruit tech talent. They don’t exist! We produce about 120K jobs annually and only graduate about 40K. You say it’s replacing, I say it’s circumventing. I wish I could hire more citizens. I’ve asked people, “Why don’t you go for comp sci?” Response: “I don’t want to work on a computer all day.” Fine, I’ll pay an immigrant $75 an hour to do it, then. What citizen would turn that down? No one. Forget stealing jobs, what are we going to do with the millions of morons that can’t provide any marketable skills?! Education reform anyone? Amenemhat1, via orlandoweekly.com

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“Our operations in non-U.S. jurisdictions are in many cases subject to the laws of the jurisdictions in which they operate rather than U.S. law. Laws in some jurisdictions differ in significant respects from those in the U.S., and these differences can affect our ability to react to changes in our business and our rights or ability to enforce rights may be different than would be expected under U.S. law. Moreover, enforcement of laws in some overseas jurisdictions can be inconsistent and unpredictable, which can affect both our ability to enforce our rights and to undertake activities that we believe are beneficial to our business.” – The Walt Disney Company annual report for 2014 corporations bring in thousands of workers from other countries who’ll do the same work for less than their American peers. Per the New Amid all the guffaws and gaffes York Times: about national memes involving reality stars “Too often, critics say, the visas are being in transition and those with 19 children in used to import immigrants to do the work of publicized peril, this local Americans for less money, nugget went national last with laid-off American week with little notice. workers having to train Wonder why? (Answer: their replacements.” Number of people the Walt In Central Florida, we The story says that’s Disney Company currently are slaves to the Disney exactly what’s happening has employed as of Sept. 27, economic model of “I got at Walt Disney World. In 2014, according to a release mine” on Space Mountain). October, according to the from the company All this time people have Times, Disney summoned been raising hell about the 250 of its tech workers and impact illegal immigrants have on the U.S. told them that they were being laid off. Their economy – they take our jobs, they say, they use jobs weren’t being eliminated – they were our health system, they displace workers. being replaced by workers employed by HCL There’s less noise being America, a branch of a made about another new company based in India trend undermining U.S. that contracts with workers that’s profiled American companies to Number of technology workers in the June 3 New York hire cheap labor from from Walt Disney World who Times: The replaceoverseas. HCL imports have to leave their jobs and train ment of American contract workers to take their own replacements, imported workers with legal over tech jobs at a porfrom India, in order to maintain immigrants who are tion of the cost of what severance and benefit pay brought to the country companies pay to hire on H-1B visas. The visas their own employees to were designed to allow do the same work. HCL foreign workers with specialized skills to legalAmerica has been contracting with Disney ly fill job vacancies in the United States, but it since 2012, and Disney says this most recent seems some international outsourcing com- round of layoffs is part of a “restructuring” of panies have found a way to use them to help Disney’s technology group. Not only were the

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Disney workers restructured out of jobs – the and call the Times, which made another story story says that they were also instructed to happen and caused another black eye for train their replacements, at the risk of los- the mouse. ing severance pay and benefits if the new “This program was created to fill jobs when workers couldn’t perform their new duties there were labor shortages, not to take jobs adequately. Right-to-work state, indeed. away from anyone,” Nelson opined to the “I just couldn’t believe they could fly people paper. Nelson wants the U.S. Department of in to sit at our desks and take over our jobs Homeland Security to look into “potential exactly,” a former employee who was canned misuses” of the H-1B visa program, espein January told the Times cially in this instance that anonymously, because, happened in his state, the well, you’ll never work in paper reports. Former staff this town again. “It was so members claim that they humiliating to train somewere threatened with nonAmount that Disney has body else to take over your compete clauses, naturally. made in theme park profits job. I still can’t grasp it.” Disney denied the alleged globally as of 2013 According to the Times, the clause that it would refuse good news is that there are to give former employees currently only 85,000 H-1B another job, though, because, visas issued each year. The hey, it’s a magical day, bad news is that big companies like Microsoft, and spitting in the face of empathy is ugly. Facebook and Google have been lobbying Something not in the story but worth pointhard for the United States to increase that numing out: Walt Disney is one of the sponsors ber, claiming that there aren’t enough highly of Mayor Teresa Jacobs’ State of the County skilled U.S. workers available to fill critical address, taking place at the Dr. Phillips Center openings. for the Performing Arts on Friday, June 12 (it’s In a follow-up NYT piece one day after the free!). Restructuring 250 tech workers out of June 3 Times revelation, Disney still had no jobs and replacing them with contract workers comment. But the boring guy who comments from other countries – that does say something whenever he gets the safe chance to do so, U.S. about the state of our economy. Sen. Bill Nelson, D-Orlando, did grab his phone We are all mice.

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The FHIX is in Pardon the hoarseness of our written voice in this penultimate issuance of Happytown™ political sparkle and splatter, but, as it stands, we are in a special session of the Florida Legislature, a session caused by the stomping feet of Florida House Republicans, who – though “talking” with the Florida Senate now – are playing stunt games with their action figures again and trying to make every afternoon a joyous apocalypse. It’s like Star Wars figure-play, but the people aren’t plastic, and they are dying. State Rep. Mia Jones, D-Jacksonville, made it clear on June 3 that she would try to buck the House’s stubbornness on the issue of expanding Medicaid to cover 800,000 people in “the gap,” even if it meant swallowing the spoon full of bitter that the Senate has produced with its compromise, a private insurance option that makes it look like we can all get along – even the Republican legislators who are afraid of poor people. To be fair, Orlando Republican Senate President Andy Gardiner is leading the charge for the compromise, known as FHIX. Also, this standoff is getting really childish, as evidenced when the House walked out on the session earlier this spring. “I am going to stand in support of the Senate’s

proposal in the spirit of compromise, in the interests of advancing good ideas for the people of Florida,” Jones said in a Wednesday statement, the Florida Times-Union reports. “I and House Democrats are willing to compromise even as we have significant concerns about the bill’s provisions, because it’s the right thing to do for the state.” That sent Jones on a sort of legislative marathon on Thursday in which she stayed up late, hours after the day’s session should have ended, and answered 67 questions from her elected peers. “Why did you decide to sponsor this bill if it has elements you don’t like?” one legislator asked at the end of the evening. “If I had not done this, I don’t know who would have, but the reality is the Senate has come in a spirit of compromise. If we never send anything to the federal government, we may never get an answer back. We have a responsibility to create as many opportunities as we can. Today I am standing with the weight of hundreds of thousands of Floridians on my shoulder. … For all of the stress that might have come along with this, it was well worth it,’’ Jones said, according to the Miami Herald. On June 5, the Legislature voted down the measure resoundingly, largely upon party lines, 72-41.

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club would privately fund the construction of its new downtown soccer stadium, rather than attempt to convince the state Legislature to cough up $30 million to help finance the project). Seems like an out-of-theblue, fortuitous bit of legacy-making? Buddy Dyer: Well, I think it’s another success along the path that we’re following these days. But it’s a huge deal, the culmination of a process in which we’ve had at least three different deals put together: The $85 million deal with the county, then we had $110 [million] with the state funding, so it’s evolved into a win-win-win for both the city and Orlando City. … I got a text message from Phil [Rawlins, Orlando City Soccer Club co-owner] while we were at the beach in Naples on Saturday. Phil said, “Hey, can I buy you a drink on Monday?” So, I didn’t even check what it was about, and we ended up at the Alfond Inn, and we had a couple of drinks, and I actually anticipated that they had an idea about how we might fill the $30 million hole that the Legislature might create for us. Instead, he laid out the idea that they would pay for the entire stadium and buy the land from us and pay for stormwater relocation. He said, “I know you’ll need time to think about it.” And I said, “Yeah, a millisecond.” So we consummated it … Wait, did you consummate it with Phil Rawlins? Well. We memorialized it. I learned yesterday that they had a board of directors meeting a couple weeks ago, so the team and owners had been talking about it for a couple of weeks. Our first conversation was on Monday and we were able to do the deal by Friday. So, I’m really proud of our city team in being able to turn that around. There was a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff, because we still had – some of the property was subject to eminent domain – so we had to work around that.

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alk loud. From a young time in my life when I used to shoot guns, I had a little bit of – well, I still shoot guns – I had a little bit of ringing in this ear, and this is exactly the worst ambient situation for me,” says Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer, who might or might not be in the proximity of a Saturday morning bloody mary. “I’m really good at talking loud!” I reply. “I know! Especially when you’ve had a couple of drinks,” he says, watching me tug from an old-lady Baileys Irish Cream on ice.

A face is made. “No, I’m not going to let you kiss me,” he says. “He’s tried, he’s tried,” he insists to his accompanying aide for this, our mock exit interview, at White Wolf Café. “Actually he’s kissed me on the cheek, but he tried to kiss me on the lips.” On June 16, the same day that Dyer kicks off his campaign for a fourth term as the arbiter of all things Orlando, I am leaving the Orlando Weekly to become editor-in-chief of local LGBT magazine Watermark. He’s been mayor for 12 years,

and I’ve been nipping at his heels for Well, I like owning and operating the nearly all of them. We’ve been around the block together: He’s cornered me, I’ve facilities, because that gives us a lot of cornered him. Some parting words (and control over what goes on in the facilities. And it also allows us to put activities maybe some drinks) were in order. where they need to be, so that’s the only Orlando Weekly: I guess we have to downside – that they’re going to build and talk about the soccer stadium deal operate their facility. But when they pay that postponed our meeting yester- for the whole facility, when they pay for day and made me work on a Saturday the land, it’s a little hard for me to bargain (For those who haven’t been fol- for us to own the stadium, so that would lowing the news, Dyer and Orlando have been ridiculous. When we operate a City Soccer Club made a surprise announcement on May 29 that the CONTINUED ON PAGE 11 orlandoweekly.com

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facility, we just try to break even, a little better. So the original deal when we were going to own and operate, they would have made up any operating deficit that the city had. Our operation of venues is not for a profit-making reason. It’s to provide an amenity for our citizens and our visitors. After watching the soccer press conference – when you speak of Pathways for Parramore, your early campaign promise (with former Commissioner Daisy Lynum) to address the blight on the west side of town in the predominantly black community, and how it’s evolved from residential development to entertainment complexes and arenas – do you want to respond to the cries of gentrification that are going on? It depends on what your definition of gentrification is. Just because there has been slum rental housing there doesn’t mean that it has to remain slum rental housing, if we could upgrade the neighborhood. The residents of Parramore deserve to live in better conditions than they have in the past. I don’t necessarily call that gentrification just because you’re improving the neighborhood. We do have Division Road, though, the proverbial other side of the tracks that unpleasantly demarcates the racial divide in Orlando. It’s odd because of where it is, exactly. But once upon a time there was no I-4, so there was buildings and housing where I-4 is, and Division Road was truly the demarcation between one side where African-Americans lived. … I don’t know who named it Division Road, but that was the dividing line. OK, exit interview time. Let’s talk about you and me and some of the issues that we’ve covered over the years that I’ve been at Orlando Weekly First, the broad-ranging Weekly. LGBT rights battle in Orlando – you’ve been pretty progressive on that, from Chapter 57 through the domestic partnership registry and to the mass marriage ceremony at City Hall in January. It’s an issue that’s critical to the longterm success of our community, to be viewed as an inclusive, diverse, tolerant city that embraces fairness and equality. It’s the right thing to do, in terms of morally right. But it’s also the right thing economically as we try to attract the brilliant young people who want to live in a

community of that type. … You’ve probably heard me talk about Richard Florida – he’s the economist who talks about how cities are going to be successful in the future, and it’s by being that type of city. So, City Council, which I’ve covered for an eternity, is really boring, am I right? I go to my happy place. Like when [Commissioner] Sam Ings is giving his district update, I go to my happy place. Next up, the Creative Village project. Last we heard, it was going to be a sort of 24-hour techie wonderland that looked like an overpriced rendering. Where is it going now? I think the next 20 days are critical. We just broke ground on the BRT [Bus Rapid Transit via Lynx] for infrastructure, but we are likely to get a significant piece of funding from the Legislature in the next 20 days for the UCF-Valencia joint-use campus, and that will be a catalyst for explosive growth. Think about bringing 10,000-15,000 young people into downtown. That is what we need to start this. That’s always been a long-range plan. That’s a 10-year development and the recession hurt us badly there, because just as we were ready to move forward, things went south in terms of the economy. Why is everything always about downtown, though? I think the media focus on some of the biggest successes were in downtown, but, every day in the neighborhoods – I can’t tell you how many parks and community centers we’ve invested in, we pick up 500,000 garbage pick-ups every week, 99.9 percent of the time on time, we fix potholes within 24 hours of hearing about them. I think we have some of the best city services in the country. But that’s not the sexy stuff. … You’re not going to be writing about that; you’re going to be writing about the MLS stadium. I think we need to discuss former boy-band magnate, current convict Lou Pearlman and his golden deal with the city in 2003 for a big Church Street development that misfired. Lou Pearlman, now there’s a blast from the past. Well, he was going to bring his headquarters down there and a whole bunch of different stuff. But, if you’ll recall, two things about that: One, that deal was struck under [former Orlando Mayor] Glenda Hood, and I basically unwound CONTINUED ON PAGE 12

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that deal, and we never paid him a penny, because it was an incentive-based deal, and they never met any of their benchmarks, so I had a major fight with – not Pearlman, he was just a nice guy – but his partner Robert Kling, and we had a knock-down drag-out with him. They never lived up to the agreement, and they wanted me to modify the agreement, and I wasn’t going to do that. It was at the same time that we did the Plaza deal [with also maligned developer Cameron Kuhn] and they were jealous, I would say, of what we were doing over there. … Bottom line is, they never lived up to the agreement and we never paid any of the incentives. Speaking of the Plaza development, and Church Street, and Cameron Kuhn, didn’t he just run away from his deal? From our perspective on the Plaza deal, a lot of people think Cameron got the bad end of that and went broke. From our perspective, again, every bit of the loans that we made, they paid off early. And we never cared if the development was going to make money; that was on the tax rolls. That was a blighted block; you remember Terror on Church Street and what that was. Remember when I was talking about UCF being a catalyst for the redevelopment of downtown. And also what it did for me and the city is it showed other developers and people that were willing to invest money, the mayor is a man of his word. If he says we’re going to do 12

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this, we’re going to do this. And he’s going to use his political capital to make this downtown a truly world-class downtown, so I think a lot of people might realize that I took all of the political heat for doing that, but I spent my political capital to get things done. You were (and are) sort of the developer among mayors, though. Developers are people who spend money to make your city better. And that’s another thing: The Plaza generates so much tax money for the Community Redevelopment Agency that we’re able to do other things based on the revenue they generate. There were lawsuits, but, again, the building is there and there are tenants and residents and a movie theater – everything we wanted. On a lighter note, what was this mysterious fad diet thing that the whole city staff took part in that turned them into skinny people? Was there something in the water? That was four years ago and I lost 35 pounds and I’ve been able to keep that off for four years. And when I weighed in today, I was one more pound than I was in high school. How much is that, though? 199 pounds. I get up at 6:30 a.m. to work out. The coolest thing is that I get so many CONTINUED ON PAGE 15

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people that say they were inspired to lose weight because I did. The future for Buddy: It’s already being whispered that you are weighing a run for higher office in 2018. I will give you an exclusive: In 2015, I’m going to run for re-election as mayor. I have the coolest job there is. I don’t know if I would want to be governor instead of mayor of Orlando, because I can sleep in my own bed every night, I can see the changes I have made, and how much fun would it be to be a Democratic governor within this Republican Legislature?

Democratic administration, and that’s not my nature. I’m inclusive and try to work with whomever the best people are to work with. In fact, who are the people who ran against me in my first campaign? One of them became my first city attorney, Wayne Rich. Tico Perez is on the Orlando Utilities Commission. Bill Sublette I made chair of the Mayor’s Task Force on Education. I didn’t do anything with Pete Barr. What do you think about partisanship in municipal elections? Let’s keep going with how I’ve evolved. Well.

Very fun, actually. Seriously, you would be in charge of appointappoint ments and that’s about it. There were issues earlier this year with Tinker Field that put you at odds with some of the community and at least one commiscommis sioner. [Commissioner Patty Sheehan allegedly said she was threatened on the issue by the mayor’s staff, but later retracted the comment.] We did what we needed to with Tinker Field. [Dyer and the city commission voted to memorialize the historic baseball field attached to the Citrus Bowl with a plaque earlier this year, but decided to demolish its grandstands, rendering it useless. He’s quiet on the topic.] Are there any questions that you have for me? What’s your favorite moment of covering me? Well, there was that time I was out of town and in Council Watch, somebody covering for me called you a Russet potato, but I can’t take credit for that one. Generally, my favorite memories of covering you are when you try to shut people on the dais up. That, and watching you grimace at your critics. Before you go on with that, I get more crap from the left wing of the Democratic Party than I do from Republicans or the mainstream. Basically, they believe that I should have come into office and not talked to any Republicans, have a whole

You even invited me to your wedding. … I have pretty thick skin, and I understand the role of the media. What is your proudest career achieve achievement with Orlando Weekly? Weekly I’d have to say it was my coverage of Medicaid expansion and the sort of national repercussions, putting a face to Tallahassee’s irresponsible folly. Second proudest would probably be when I was able to open up about the importance of gay rights via my own personal life and the loss of my partner, Alan. Also, gay marriage is legal now. Speaking of me, how did you feel about your indictment and the special election – the one that never happened – in 2005? How did you feel about me running to replace you? [Dyer was accused of paying people to collect absentee ballots illegally by a special prosecutor; he was quickly exonerated and reinstated, but only after ballots for a special election were printed. That was the year I launched my own Billy Manes for Mayor campaign.] Well, I wasn’t thinking much about you running at all! … The state attorney misinterpreted the election law that I was a part of enacting. That was about 40 days and cost about $300,000 in legal fees. But I seem to recall you saying you loved my floating-head campaign button, anyway. If I was in the election with you now, I would really be scared. bmanes@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Eyes on the Prize The second iteration of OMA’s Florida Prize in Contemporary Art promises to be as exciting as the first BY JESSICA B RYCE YOU N G

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he vibrant sprawl of last year’s inaugural Orlando Museum of Art Florida Prize in Contemporary Art elated viewers. Witnessing OMA’s previously sedate galleries invigorated with video, large-scale installations, textile art and more felt exactly right, and the fact that it was all new work by Florida artists made it even more of a thrill. In our review (“Win, Dixie: Viewers are the real winners at this exciting invitational exhibition,” Aug. 6, 2014) we hoped it was a precursor of things to come. Our wish came true; the full-museum takeover of Maya Lin: A History of Water in the first half of 2015 paid off on the promise of bigger, better contemporary exhibitions. Now the Florida Prize is back in its second incarnation and it seems clear that it will be equally as vital.

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Ten artists were chosen – Farley Aguilar, Bhakti Baxter, Cesar Cornejo, Michael Covello, Rob Duarte, Jennifer Kaczmarek, Nicolas Lobo, Wanda RaimundiOrtiz, Alex Trimino and Antonia Wright – to compete for the “significant monetary award,” juried by three Florida curators. (Last year’s winner, Agustina Woodgate, was awarded $20,000.) All the artists will exhibit new or recent work, some of it made for this show. “I’m creating a brand-new site-specific installation for the museum. I’m also showing recent paintings and works on paper selected by the [OMA] curatorial team,” Covello, whose installation Hound on the Moor was recently seen at Maitland Art Center, tells us via email. “Around half of the 10 artists are doing a similar mix of recent work and brand-new installations.” The museum has posted some work-in-progress photos as artists begin fitting their visions into the galleries, for those of you who like teasers. If you’re the no-spoilers type, the show opens with a grand reception from 6-8:30 p.m. Thursday, June 11, and hangs through the first week of September.

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The final figures from last month’s 24th annual Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival are in, and they’re quite impressive. According to executive director George Wallace, the 2015 festival distributed 42,265 tickets (up from 34,456 in 2014); paid $371,153 in ticket sales back to artists (up from $273,728); attracted 11,403 to Kids Fringe (up from 9,500); and sold 32 pieces at Visual Fringe (up from 25); and overall attendance was up 25-30 percent. Those are the kind of crazy year-overyear increases that you usually have to build a Harry Potter attraction to achieve. Let’s just hope that the Fringe board understands that those kinds of gains aren’t sustainable longterm without an equivalent expansion of the fest’s staffing and volunteer resources; the folks running this year’s Fringe were already stretched to the fraying point by the size of this year’s event. Late last month, the Garden Theatre in Winter Garden (which recently wrapped a high-tech production of Peter Pan) appointed Rob Winn Anderson as consulting artistic director, just in time for their upcoming season. Anderson wrote Alice Lost in Wonderland and Christmas by Committee, which had their world premieres at the Garden, and directed Hairspray there

KU B ER S KY last season, in addition to his many prior credits with Mad Cow and Disney. Anderson will direct next season’s opener, La Cage Aux Folles, and “will drive the artistic vision and focus of the theatre from conception to implementation” in the future. NOW PLAYING Baggy Pants Theater and GOAT present In the Heights, through June 14 at Orlando Shakes … Bullshot Crummond, through June 14 at Valencia College East … Ain’t Misbehavin’, through July 5 at Mad Cow. UPCOMING Ceremony, June 11-13 at Orlando Shakes … How to Say ‘I Love You In …’, June 12-14 at the Venue … Daryl Taylor-Hazel in Tunes My Idols Taught Me, June 16 at the Persian Room … The Flick, June 17-July 12 at Dr. Phillips Center … Skill Focus: Burlesque presents Adventures in Adult Animation!, June 19-20 at the Venue … Dinner With Friends, June 19July 19 at Mad Cow … I Love Lucy: Live on Stage, June 23-28 at Dr. Phillips Center … Robin Gallo: An Evening With Reba, June 23 at the Persian Room … Practically Perfect: An Evening With Ashley Brown, June 27 at Orlando Rep … Shenanigans Comedy Festival, June 27 at the Venue … Sarah Hanchar in Happy Pink Girl Sings: Farewell Florida, June 30 at the Persian Room. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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A trip to Disneyland for their 60th anniversary celebrations proves everything isn’t always awesome in Anaheim Put this paper aside and come back to read it in three hours, because this week’s column comes from the Pacific Time Zone. I’m currently concluding a weeklong vacation – um, I mean research trip – in Southern California, which is 2015’s epicenter of big theme park anniversaries. By now, longtime readers are probably bored by my semi-annual West Coast missives, in which I explain why everything is greater in the Golden State. Well, please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle and hold off on booking those plane tickets to LAX, because for once everything isn’t awesomeer in Anaheim. Let’s begin where it all began, at the Happiest Place on Earth, which marks its 60th birthday on July 17. Disneyland’s Diamond Anniversary celebration is already in full swing, after kicking off with a 24-hour party on May 22 that was by most accounts an unmitigated operational disaster, with tens of thousands of guests

unable to get into the park until nearly 3 a.m. The crowds weren’t quite that bad during my Disneyland visit, but they nearly felt it, thanks to a flood of rambunctious Grad Night revelers flooding in on most evenings. (In Orlando, Walt Disney World has abandoned their long tradition of graduation parties, leaving that loco market to Universal.) Aside from the faux-diamond bling applied to the iconic Sleeping Beauty Castle and the general sprucing-up of the entire resort, the big 60th anniversary additions at Disneyland are a trio of highly anticipated evening entertainment spectaculars, all of which draw ridonkulously huge audiences on a nightly basis. Sadly, these three shows are a case of “the good, the bad, and the ugly.” On the positive side, the new Paint the Night parade (actually a close copy of the one that’s been running in Hong Kong Disneyland since 2014) is the best mobile show Disney has debuted since 1991’s SpectroMagic. The soundtrack is a highenergy remix of Owl City’s “When Can I See You Again?” from Wreck-It Ralph, blended with musical nods to the retro Main Street Electrical Parade, while the floats feature the brightest, densest, most colorful

collection of LED lights I’ve ever seen. I’m congenitally allergic to camping out on a curb for hours just to watch a parade, but this one is so good I’d almost consider it – pray to the theme park gods that it comes to Orlando when our aging Electrical Parade is put out to pasture. Sadly, Disney California Adventure’s World of Color – Celebrate! The Wonderful World of Walt Disney (was the person who named it paid by the letter?) is a big bust. While the updated water fountain pageant’s focus on Disney history is admirable, and its initial sequences featuring early Mickey Mouse and Snow White imagery are lots of fun, the show soon derails into an embarrassing advertisement filled with overexposed songs (let it go already, for Elsa’s sake) and staged footage of frolick frolicking park guests. And even as someone who happily flew to New York to see Neil Patrick Harris in Hedwig Hedwig, I found his appearances as World of Color’s onscreen narrator awkward and intrusive. You know there’s something off when the biggest crowd cheer in a show about the career of Walt Disney is for Han Solo saying, “Chewie, we’re home.” If we’re lucky, Animal Kingdom’s upcoming Rivers of Light show will steal the fountain technology from this, and nothing else. Finally, the new Disneyland Forever fireworks represent the “ugly” for the maddening gridlock they generate nightly on Main Street USA (the only place to get an ideal view of the production) and their propensity for being canceled by a brisk breeze. It took me three viewings – including one where I paid $50 for a cafeteria-quality dinner just to get a reserved seating spot – before I finally warmed to the show. The flying puppets, projection mapping and flamethrower effects are pretty fab, but do we really need to hear “Under the Sea,” “Circle of Life” or (dear Lord) “Let It Go” yet again? Disneyland’s 50th anniversary fireworks had much more emotional resonance with me; I hope designer Steve Davison does a better job with the Magic Kingdom’s Wishes replacement before WDW’s 50th birthday rolls around in 2021. Ironically, Disneyland’s best anniversary additions are the least advertised, and also the least likely to come to Orlando. After a half-century as a Los Angeles urban legend, the Hatbox Ghost has rematerialized in the Haunted Mansion as an awesome animatronic that should remain exclusive to Disneyland. And the Matterhorn’s new Yeti actually moves (unlike his Expedition Everest cousin), though its bumpy bobsleds will bruise your coccyx. Next week, I’ll share how I celebrated Universal Orlando’s 25th birthday at Universal Studios Hollywood, and take a sneak peek at the newest Wizarding World of Harry Potter. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Atlanta-based Concentrics Restaurants opens two new spots this summer: The 4,500-square-foot Slate starts serving chef Dominic Rice’s seasonal, woodgrilled cuisine next month at the Parkside at Dr. Phillips (near the latest Trader Joe’s); Somm – yes, it’s a wine bar – will offer a curated selection of boutique and fine wines, as well as a selection of hot and cold dishes prepared by Slate. Somm is, ahem, slated to open in July at the I-Drive 360 complex. Local restos Seasons 52, the Rusty Spoon and K Restaurant are taking part in the James Beard Foundation’s Better Burger Project, which aims to create a more sustainable burger by incorporating mushrooms into the mix. The folks behind the well-received Pizza Paradiso near Valencia College will open a more upscale restaurant/pizzeria on South Semoran near Baldwin Park.

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The Altamonte Springs branch of Eastern Pearl will be reborn as an outpost of up-and-comer Yummy House, a Tampabased chainlet offering authentic Chinese and dim sum.

Chef Jared Gross composes a swell of stellar seafood creations BY FAIYAz KARA UrBan TIde 9801 International Drive | 407345-4570 | orlando.regency.hyatt.com | $$$$

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he ducks might be gone, but not much else has changed since Hyatt Hotels purchased the Peabody Orlando for $717 million in 2013. That goes for the hotel’s top restaurant as well. Apart from the required name change (Napa to Urban Tide), the hotel’s brass opted for an “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” approach, and it’s a bloody good thing they did. Chef Jared Gross and his staff haven’t missed a beat since the Napa days, and not messing with that harmony was integral in keeping his kitchen compositions as sound as ever. The decor, on the other hand, poses a bit of an aesthetic disconnect with the new branding. Those warm colors and earthy hues don’t exactly jibe with the new seafoodcentric theme, but as my guest remarked, “It’d be a shame to tear up such a beautiful interior.” So it’s a little more wine country than coastal Florida? No big whoop. It won’t spoil your mood any, certainly not after the impeccable service and inspired dishes you’ll undoubtedly appreciate. Service was one of my peeves with Napa, but our polite and informed server single-handedly altered my perception, and his recommendations were spot-on. Admittedly, evaluating chef Gross’ dishes became an exercise in grumbling on a very

granular level – critiquing food that was skillfully prepared and exquisitely presented. Take the “festival of tomatoes” ($14) salad. Locally grown baby heirlooms and oven-dried tomatoes graced with shaved Parmesan were outstandingly fresh, and a scoop of Thai basil sorbet made for an original topping. But it made the aged balsamic wholly unnecessary, even borderline intrusive, especially considering a champagne emulsion was also employed. Grouper cheeks ($16) with delicately bitter shishito peppers over sweet creamed Zellwood corn were a standout, and the latter practically had us swooning. I’m not saying the corn upstaged the grouper cheeks, but the texture (like cornbread batter) made it the clear star on the plate. Sushi-grade tuna ($20) was given the five-spice treatment before being perfectly seared, then placed atop mounds of green bamboo rice risotto. The rice, infused with bamboo extract, is a nice touch, but the spicing in the tuna seemed a bit too subtle – an aggressive hand would’ve paid off nicely here. Same goes for the lemongrass vinaigrette, which wasn’t quite acidic enough, resulting in an overall flatness. At this point, I should state that these very minor misgivings didn’t stop us from wholeheartedly devouring everything we were served. When our mains arrived, the nitpicking all but ceased. Blackened, skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper ($32), served over kale

with charred lemon, was immaculate. To say any more would slight its faultless simplicity. A trio of sauces, while exceptional (especially the red curry coconut aioli), wasn’t really needed to augment the flavors of the snapper. It stood on its own. The Meyer Ranch filet ($45) was expectedly, and remarkably, plush. An oven-dried tomato Barolo reduction gave the steak a flourish of luxuriance to help stomach the sticker shock. There’s no bread service, though the aged cheddar biscuits ($3) with burnt onion jam and pimento spread gives your meal a Red Lobster feel. A pleasing wine list is marred only by its markup – yes, dining amongst conventioneers with hefty expense accounts has its drawbacks. I’d nevertheless recommend dropping $8 more on the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet and lime crisp. It’s a rummy cake. “From Florida’s bountiful coast” is one of the restaurant’s many catchphrases, and it’s an appropriate way of phrasing how good the catch is. As far as this Urban Tide is concerned, there’s no need to stem it.

oPenInGS Grounding Roots opens this week on Park Avenue, in the Park Plaza Hotel … Canadian chain Coffee Culture is open on Orange Avenue near Citrus and Shin … Sofrito Latin Café opens today on Palm Parkway … Big Daddy’s Grill, advertising “the biggest sandwiches in Florida,” has opened on South Goldenrod Road … Look for Fuzzy’s Taco Shop to open near Seminole State College in Sanford … A restaurant will be a part of the new NBA Experience at Downtown Disney … The new Lombardi’s Seafood on Fairbanks is now open, as is the café … Unicorp’s Lakeside Crossing retail complex (in the old Best Western Mount Vernon Inn) will feature a Chuy’s Tex-Mex when it opens next summer. eVenTS Grouper, foie gras, hamachi, lamb chops and goat cheese mousse are on the menu at the Darioush Wine Dinner at the Ravenous Pig June 15. Cost is $125 … The Dinner Party Project, an invitation-only weekly dinner party, hosts the official launch for Em’s Neighborhood Kitchen at the Brookhaven Space June 13 at 6:30 p.m. Suggested donation is $40-$50 and it’s open to 100 guests. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straight-up Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$

Shish.Co Mezze & Grill The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked edifice in Maitland is nothing short of stellar. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify. A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender. End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $

Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star. His butcher sandwiches (love the pimento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$

Pharmacy Pharmacy brings the speakeasy trend to Dr. Phillips, placing an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of their many “elixirs” – stiff, handcrafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and chili-strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – Swiss chard with sausage CONTINUED ON PaGe 28

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and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$

The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. To end, choose Momofuku-like crack pie, no doubt. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$

Francesco’s Ristorante & Pizzeria Sicilian specialties star at this Maitland ristorante, with wood-fired brick-oven pizzas stealing the show. Pastas, like the beautifully plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of mealy veal Siciliano and flavorless calamari steak. Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu make small service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$

Pho Curry Ford Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

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Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Pan-seared wahoo over celery puree is a hit. Definitely don’t pass up fish specials – or dessert. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$ n

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FILM LISTINGS Gemma Bovery A modern Madame Bovary. Opens June 12; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Batman Enzian’s summer monthly family Popcorn Flicks series. Films begin at sunset. This month’s feature is Batman, the 1989 movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. Thursday 8 p.m.; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free. Saturday Matinee Classics: Kind Hearts and Coronets A macabre 1949 comedy. Saturday noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. FilmSlam ’15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. Sunday 1 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Opening this week Jurassic World The fourth Jurassic flick spent more than a decade in development hell, and at one time or another, almost everyone in Hollywood was either rumored or legitimately attached to write, direct or appear in it. Script treatments by the likes of John Sayles were said to be taking the story in exciting new directions, like having the dinos escape their island home and invade Costa Rica. (But would they recognize Cuba as a good-faith tourism partner?) In the end, none of the original cast save B.D. Wong was brought back, and the story sounds like a true progression only if you haven’t watched Jurassic I within the last week: A new hybrid creature goes on a rampage on the island of Isla Nubar, which is now home to a fully functioning dinosaur theme park. See, the rub is that it’s a “fully functioning” park, a designation for which it heretofore qualified only in the eyes of us the viewing audience and every semi-important character on the screen. Hey, there were people who thought Futureworld would be a

bold extension of Westworld. For five minutes. Until their secretary came in and admitted that she’d mixed up their lunchtime drug order again. In the director’s chair is Colin Trevorrow, whose only previous feature, Safety Not Guaranteed, netted him an Independent Spirit Award for Best First Film. Trevorrow was “hand-picked” for the Jurassic gig by exec producer Steven Spielberg, which means Captain Nuke-the-Fridge probably called every shot behind the scenes like he did on other movies he didn’t but did direct, like the original Poltergeist. At press time, scientists were expressing dismay with what they had seen in the film’s trailers, declaring that the dinos they depict fail to incorporate recent discoveries about our prehistoric pals, and actually represent a step backward from what Spielberg showed us 22 years ago. Meanwhile, Trevorrow has already announced he won’t be back for any potential sequels. Maybe Tobe Hooper has an open spot on his Google Calendar? (PG-13)

Everyone’s favorite low-security inmates have their own hierarchy within their prison ecosystem, but what everyone’s wondering when it comes to the mysteriously shrouded third season is: Who will run the cellblock this season? When Orange Is the New Black kicked off in 2013, Red (Kate Mulgrew) called the shots as the kitchen overlord and master smuggler, but of course, that all changed when that bully Vee (Lorraine Toussaint) came into the picture in Season Two and rattled everyone’s cages. Last season ended with Vee presumably escaping, which could mean that series creator Jenji Kohan is cooking up a second coming of Red this season, especially given that she’s a fan favorite and it’d give writers a chance to push viewers’ buttons while they sit slack-jawed, streaming through the whole season in one sitting. But it could make things a little more interesting if Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling), without a hubby to manipulate (sayonara, Jason Biggs!), mutates further and fills that brutish void to manage one of the show’s most monstrous character arcs yet. With Alex Vause (Laura Prepon) back behind bars, Chapman’s manipulations are already turned up a notch from the bratty flashbacks we saw of her unwitting criminal past. Now without her little mouse of a hubby on the line to toy with, she’s without conflict to explore her feelings for Vause. As anyone who’s been spurned can solemnly swear, that kind of fixation could breed a whole new beast. Other contenders are much less likely. Lea DeLaria’s Big Boo is ultimately too gentle (we’ll probably find out she’s in lockdown for stealing hearts). Knowing Vause, she will likely take a page from the mute-maven Norma (Annie Golden) and sulk back to giving Chapman the silent treatment for half the season. And unless the Good Lord intervenes, Taryn Manning’s Pennsatucky is probably too nutty to inspire a legit following and too impulsive to match the maneuvers Red and Vee measured out so patiently. It’s really too bad that Mary Steenburgen’s new character won’t be an inmate, or else we’d lift an eyebrow to consider her as one of the prison’s prevailing whackjobs next season. Instead she’ll be wrapped up in the gooey baby drama as Pornstache’s mom. Maybe when she finds out it was the one-legged man who did it, she’ll shiv Daya and we’ll be done with the obligatory “Who’s the daddy?” snooze of a plotline.

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esire and death are intertwined,” we’re told in Gemma Bovery, a clever and occasionally funny satire on Gustave Flaubert’s masterpiece. Though director Anne Fontaine’s French-language production is essentially a one-note conceit, it’s able to coast on its charm and sensuality, overcoming its almost total lack of a second act and other story deficiencies. With just two letters separating her name from that of the doomed heroine in Madame Bovary, Gemma (the painfully gorgeous Gemma Arterton) is a married Englishwoman fresh to France, with a life that eerily resembles that of her literary shadow. Or at least that’s what her elder-

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ly male neighbor (the excellent Fabrice Luchini) imagines, thanks to his obsession with the 19th-century novel. “Gemma, there’s a moment when life imitates art,” he tells her. Though she doesn’t see the connection, she is at least compelled to read the Flaubert book and, amusingly, comment, “Nothing happens, but at the same time it’s interesting.” The same could be said of the film, which gets bogged down in affairs between a woman we barely know and suitors we care nothing about. It also becomes needlessly preoccupied with a time-consuming subplot involving a cracked porcelain figure, perhaps a metaphor for Gemma’s damaged marriage to her husband (Jason Flemyng, well-known for playing Thomas Button in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button). But like that statue, the movie feels a bit broken until it rights itself with a solid ending that balances drama, comedy and literary homage. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Rock idols the Rolling Stones reissue Sticky Fingers to remind us why we still worship | By danTe lIMa

Beemo Polished Orlando folk strummers Beemo bring their acoustic mountain music to help you wind down mid-week at the Imperial’s mellow Acoustic Soundcheck series. 9 p.m. Wednesday, June 10, at the Imperial, free

THe rollInG SToneS with the Temperance Movement 8 p.m. Friday, June 12 | Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place | 407-440-5700 | orlandocitrusbowl.com | $67.50-$392.50

Lil Dicky Rapper/joker Lil Dicky outlines exactly how his dude fans should prep for this week’s party with his new single, “Classic Male Pre-game.” 8 p.m. Thursday, June 11, at the Social, $20

Shak Nasti Drop those pretensions and dip into genuine funk with rad reunions this weekend of rarely revived local acts Shak Nasti, Brown Note and other nostalgic surprises for longtime scenesters throughout the night. 9 p.m. Friday, June 12, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October That far-from-normal boy Justin Furstenfeld brings Blue October songs to perform solo to a sold-out crowd still swelling in the chest from the band’s massive singles like “Into the Ocean.” 8 p.m. Saturday, June 13, at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, sold out

The Sh-Booms Much loved area soul quakers the Sh-Booms debut their new singer, Mizz Bren, with a mega-fun lineup including Richard Sherfey, the Wildtones and the Woolly Bushmen in the unconventional setting of the Lodge. noon Sunday, June 14, at the Lodge, free

Pasty Cline Check out local freak-folk band Pasty Cline’s bizarre strum on Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” (pastycline.bandcamp.com) if you ever wondered what it’d be like if the swirly ghost of Bon Iver covered it. 9 p.m. Monday, June 15, at Will’s Pub, $5

Jon Bellion The squeaky-clean yet pleasantly crooked pop offerings of imaginative producer/songwriter Jon Bellion creatively blip as you bob along with his catchy flow. 8 p.m. Tuesday, June 16, at the Social, $15-$20

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efore the billions, there was the bulge. Before the lips, there were the licks. And before the Rolling Stones became one of popular music’s most profitable brands, they were the brandishing flag-wavers of rock & roll. For more than 50 years the Rolling Stones have invaded movie soundtracks, TV shows and commercials. They’re practically Martin Scorsese’s house band. Like ice melting into a crisp fountain soda, every cultural reference, every “we-swear-this-isgoing-to-be-our-last-tour” and every goofy Johnny Depp caricature dilutes the original product. What we are seeing now is a staunch disconnect from the band’s original appeal. You know how CSI ruined Roger Daltrey’s unrivaled primal scream in “Won’t Get Fooled Again” forever? Well, the same thing happens to the Stones with every cable rerun of Goodfellas. The Stones are in the midst of a 15-date stadium tour that will bring the band’s immense catalog, storied past and eyepopping stage production to Orlando. Truthfully, I never expected a band of the Stones’ magnitude to shove a pushpin into Central Florida on a limited-date tour, but perhaps it’s an indicator that the Citrus Bowl’s renovations can spawn more than raucous soccer games. Outside of this show, the prospect seems unlikely because white whales like the Rolling Stones are on the brink of extinction. Rock & roll is a young man’s game, but in 2015, the culture as a whole is preoccupied by the business of worshiping its idols, not creating new ones. The Stones this month reissued 1971’s Sticky Fingers, an album sandwiched in the middle of one of the greatest five-year runs in the history of pop music, and moreover, an album that represents everything the Rolling Stones offered creatively. It’s also the live centerpiece of this tour. On that album, they demonstrated perfect rock & roll instincts on tracks like “Brown Sugar,” “Bitch” and “Can’t You Hear

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Me Knocking,” raw sensitivity on “Sister Morphine,” “Wild Horses” and “Moonlight Mile,” and enough Americaninfluenced groove to make an English man draped in the Union Jack shed a tear. What does this mean for rock & roll? Probably not much on the grand scale. There’s little space left in that universe to be traversed, mostly because the Rolling Stones already mapped it in Stephen Hawkinglike detail. But for the band, this tour and this reissue are opportunities to reacquaint the world with one of its greatest artistic artifacts. The heart of Sticky Fingers is so far removed from the commercial, money-printing version of the Stones that maybe, just maybe, moments of this tour will transcend the impossibly bright lights and agoraphobia-inducing crowds, and funnel us back into the minds of these true rock visionaries. The reissue, as well as the live show, promises outtakes and rarities from the Sticky Fingers sessions. At its best, Sticky Fingers expresses the geographical melding of American roots music with British candor and precision. It represents the beautiful formation of a genre in its early adulthood. Each track was like looking at a photo of a boy at his high-school graduation, and again after two years of college. The person you see isn’t altogether different, but certainly a more mature, confident and exploratory version of himself. Why do they keep touring? It’s a common question with a simple answer: because they can. The Stones’ last three tours grossed close to a billion dollars. Stadiums of people turn out in droves. I like to believe that somewhere deep, deep down in their pockets is a still a boyish emptiness only the pursuit of rock & roll greatness used to fill; the kind of brutish, taste-making attitude that made the Rolling Stones put a bulging penis on an album cover. I like to believe that maybe the band has grown so old it’s forgotten there’s nothing left to prove. music@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Kristen Warren BY B AO L E - H U U

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to seal the deal, but this week I got two good looks at young local singer Kristen Warren in different projects. The first was at the latest edition of my favorite multigenre serial, the Grand Collab (May 31, Will’s Pub), where she was easily the diamond. The other was at the indie-rap show headlined by Blueprint (June 4, the Social) as Project Eden, her joint with Orlando MC Jorok. If she’s already teamed up with the notable Jorok then she didn’t just come from nowhere, but she was new to me. I may not have seen her coming up in the rearview but, now that our show paths have crossed, that voice is etched into me. With a warm, golden wind that channels the pristine side of Erykah Badu, she’s the archetype of the classic neo-soul voice – a little jazz, a little hip-hop, all clarified butter. In fact, this nightingale is one of the purest singing voices to emerge from here in a while. And once she nailed “Summertime” at the Grand Collab, it was pretty clear that she’s romancing the same rich soil as Solillaquists of Sound leading lady Alexandra Sarton. Not to get too carried away with the Solillaquists comparison or anything but, between Jorok’s tight rap coils and Warren’s supple steeze, Project Eden works a similar hard/soft dynamic as Swamburger and Sarton, and we know what kind of magic that’s capable of. But the Blueprint show leveled up once North Carolina’s Supastition seized the stage with a dense, tense style that pumps the blood and makes veins pop a little. Even

With a warm, golden wind that channels the pristine side of Erykah Badu, she’s the archetype of the classic neo-soul voice. if you haven’t heard of him, you’ve likely heard him alongside notables like KRSOne, Jedi Mind Tricks, Little Brother and Souls of Mischief. But his combination of conviction, nerve and classic boom-bap fire deserves its own spotlight. Ohio headliner Blueprint has got to be one of the most underrated MCs around right now, even in his native indie-rap scene. Like any self-respecting Midwesterner, he’s refreshingly free of pomp. But he’s loaded with marrow that’s delivered in a cocked, literate style. He’s a well-calibrated union of edge and intelligence that owns the stage with nothing but pure legitimacy. What’s more, the guy’s got a real left-field streak that occasionally swerved the performance to a freaky late-night odyssey via a keytar.

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Mysteriously, they’ve yet to receive their full due here, so it’s a real blessing each time Nashville’s Turbo Fruits (June 5, Will’s Pub) come to town. They’ve always tried to groom their garage and punk hairs with some real craft and focus, tuning their sound into an increasingly honed thing.

This time, they returned with a decidedly pop-forward pivot that’s a deadly-effective collision of precision, concision and snap that’s surprisingly flattering to their melodic ability. Nashville brethren Sol Cat are a tangle of misdirection. In terms of first impressions, the singer comes on strong with an eye-blistering Grateful Dead tie-dye. If that doesn’t make you walk right out the room, then you’d notice that they really more closely resemble a bunch of ’70s skate heshers. But practically none of that conveniently signifies their music, which is a very layered, textured sound blending 21st-century indie rock and ’70s grandeur. Between their nice vintage keyboard sounds and epic pop sense, it’s a sleek, lush and romantic ride. Orlando opener the Plush Monsters are also the product of some bold stylemixing with a sound that’s an earthy, joyous, dimensional take on theatrical late’00s indie rock. Some of their stripes are a little dorky, but they’re an unfailingly effervescent band. An interesting local debut was Dumber Bunnies, the brand-new band studded with Phil Longo and the Woolly Bushmen’s Palombi brothers. Though that already looks great on paper, it’s a very new, still-rough ensemble and this performance was often more of a live practice. But these are all proven players, so a little time is all it should take for that click to happen. Once it does, this could be fun, because they’re a very ’60s rock & roll act that stomps with some nice dirt and sneer. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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The Red Paintings You want to get thriller-movie freaked out? Put on the Red Paintings’ “Dead Children” off 2013’s The Revolution Is Never Coming and watch your knuckles whiten as the art-rock force originally from Australia turns your eardrums into war drums. Drama is almost an extra band member, its presence is so powerful, and the band – who performs in elaborate costumes (dressing as geishas, sea creatures, etc.) amid equally detailed sets – throbs through songs that arc unpredictably. Despite all these eccentricities, the Red Paintings still manage to sound magically accessible, with curious choices like emo-groaning vocals paired with

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gorgeous string arrangements and other odd arrangements that remarkably succeed. Perhaps their charging tunes will motivate you to join other brave audience members who leap onstage to paint on canvases (and sometimes other people) and become yet another distinct element of an already diversified show. – Ashley Belanger with the Fringes, Moondragon | 7 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $10 Thursday, 11

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MUSIC Last year, Philly post-hardcore band Daylight decided to change their name to Superheaven after some other band copyrighted it and claimed it for themselves. (ICYMI: There was an absurd amount of Internet backlash to this extremely levelheaded decision.) So if you’re familiar with their previous releases as Daylight, you should jump on board for their latest as Superheaven on SideOneDummy, Ours Is Chrome. It distills all the angst of digestible early-’90s alt-rock to make for a smooth swig. Haven’t heard it yet? Might we recommend your first experience come by playing the band’s cute alien invader side-scrolling game, Chrome Invaders (oursischrome.com)? It’s a fun way to get a feel for the new record while pew-pewing alien life forms presumably coming to steal our band names. – AB

Farm-Haus Pop-Up: Summer Feast New local biz Farm-Haus is part of the wave of companies offering convenience with a conscience. It’s meant to

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handle those days when you just don’t feel like cooking, much less shopping for food, but you’re not willing to give up your ideals of fresh, healthy, locavore eating. Check the daily menu, place your order if you like what’s up that day, and choose a delivery window between 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. They’ve been moving along for a few months, but as part of their official launch the owners want to show off their flavors, hence this pop-up dinner. The three-course, family-style menu will highlight local summer flavors and produce. If, after you taste their work, you find yourself clicking on the Farm-Haus site more often than dialing for Domino’s, don’t be surprised. – Jessica Bryce Young 6:30 p.m. | East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive | farm-haus.com | $60

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Agencies Spring Art Show ART We’re pretty fucking proud that our community has birthed this arts group. The women of Agencies, a feminist collective that produces periodic art shows and zines, came together last year in a closed Facebook group that sought to discuss and support experiences of sexism in Orlando. But like the mighty Athena springing out of that couldn’t-keep-it-inhis-pants dope Zeus’ brow, Agencies has moved past its origins and become a fully fledged force in its own right. We look forward to every fierce and tender exhibition of photos, drawings, sculpture and performance art; men and women of Orlando, you should too. – JBY

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Gods and Monsters Grand Opening Celebration EVENTS What does it mean when a comic book and collectibles store advertises itself as the “evolution of the pop culture retail experience”? We think it means that it’s either going to be complete waste of time or it’s going to be the ultimate geekout experience. And judging from the hype over the pending opening of Gods and Monsters at Artegon Marketplace, we’re going to put our money on the lat-

ter for this one. The store promises that it’ll carry the hottest and most soughtafter merchandise, as well as interactive experiences, a lounge where you can play free video games, and a “nerd gallery” featuring rare toys, art and memorabilia. For the grand opening celebration, the store is promising 12 hours of activities, giveaways and appearances from celeb cosplay models and comics creators, a performance from Victorian horror troupe Phantasmagoria, and a silent auction to benefit the Hero Initiative, an

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10 a.m. | Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive | 407-529-4943 | godmonsters.com | free Saturday, 13

World Ballet Competition: WBC All Stars of Dance DANCE Vasile Petrutiu is a distinguished ballet star who defected to the United States in the ’80s, eventually landing in Central Florida, and is now the executive director of the Central Florida Ballet. The Transylvanian-born dancer and impre-

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emergency fund for comic creators who need medical help but lack the money and insurance to get the health care they need. Also: free comics. The ribbon cutting is at 10 a.m., and festivities last all day long. – Erin Sullivan

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ConCerts/events David Oliver Willis (from American Idol), Billy Wright, Emily Piriz, J. None 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Beemo 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Jeff Rupert & Richard Drexler - Live CD Session 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. The Red Paintings 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. The Shift 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Three Cents Short, Sketchie, Yugoskavia, Irie Green Conundrum, DJ Jeff Richey 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999. Thursday, JunE 11

ConCerts/events Diamond Youth InStore 6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275. Jeff Rupert & Richard Drexler - Live CD Session 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; Free; 407-595-2713. Lavola, Northern Line, Hotel Hurry, John David Williams Band, the Three Hounds 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Lil Dicky, ProbCause 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Panda Funk, Dirty Audio, Deorro, Zoofunktion, IEZ 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $16$30; 407-872-0066. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Superheaven, Diamond Youth, Rozwell Kid, Tourist Traps, Pathos Pathos 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570.

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winter Park sip, shop & stroll Sip and snack your way all through Winter Park’s Park Avenue downtown area on this wine walk. Browse the wares of local merchants while you sample wine and enjoy appetizers at each stop. Pick up your commemorative wine glass and drinky passport at the corner of Park Avenue and Morse Boulevard. 5-8 p.m. Thursday; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue and Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $25; winterpark.org

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downtown craft beer and hot dog mainstay celebrates its fourth anniversary with a day of beer-centric revelry, including the tapping of 20 rare beers at noon and an invitation to BYOfavorite beer to share with fellow aficionados at 3 p.m. Real Radio 104.1’s Angel Rivera will DJ the late-night party, so eat some wieners if you don’t want to pass out before the party starts. Noon Saturday; Frank & Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; various menu prices; frankandsteins.com

The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham Talib Kweli, Niko Is, June 18 at the Social Cory Branan, June 19 at Will’s Pub Goo Goo Dolls, June 20 at Universal Orlando

Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham

Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live

BJ Barham (American Aquarium), July 11 at Will’s Pub

My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live

Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham

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creates a selection of hors d’oeuvres from Frog Song Organic Farm to introduce herself to the neighborhood. Drinks from Barnie’s CoffeeKitchen and Onli Beverages feature Old Forester bourbon, while Two Guys provide live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Saturday; 1300 Brookhaven Drive; $40-$50 suggested donation; emsneighborhoodkitchen.com

Def Leppard, June 23 at MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre

Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub

Ceremony, Tony Molina, June 23 at the Social

Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub

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Napa Valley’s Darioush Winery for a fivecourse dinner that includes cured Hamachi, foie gras and grilled grouper, along with carefully selected wine pairings. Seating is extremely limited and reservations must be made in advance. 7 p.m. Monday; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; 407-6282333; $125; theravenouspig.com

Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578

Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social

Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham

Orlando Nerd Fest, Aug. 7 at Orlando Science Center Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

Jake Miller, July 24 at the Beacham

“Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live

Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues

311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live

Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company

Citizen Cope (full band), Aug. 1 at House of Blues

Brandon Flowers, Aug. 18 at the Beacham

Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr, Aug. 19 at Will’s Pub Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 21 at House of Blues Todd Rundgren, Aug. 23 at the Plaza Live Donavon Frankenreiter, Aug. 28 at the Plaza Live The Good Life, Sept. 1 at the Social ZZ Ward, Sept. 9 at the Beacham Best Coast, Sept. 11 at the Social Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live Nick Jonas, Sept. 26 at House of Blues alt-J, Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live Autechre, Oct. 10 at the Social

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Huey Lewis and the News MUSIC A few fun thoughts about Huey Lewis and the News – revelations that have not really involved the workmanlike churn of husky-voiced Republican coffee-table pop for average folk – have circulated over the years, and those thoughts have sort of given Lewis a quirky afterlife in post-nostalgia relevance, but only sort of. Sometimes good is good: Lewis has long been rumored to possess one of the largest members in the music business, and we’re not talking about saxophones here. Sometimes bad is bad: Lewis was the centerpiece of author Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho book and film, if only for the comparison between Lewis’ biggest albums that leads into a glorious splattering of blood via an ax. “In ’87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ‘Hip to Be Square,’ a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself,” Ellis’ antihero Patrick Bateman blathers through an adrenaline-fueled murder rush, just aching for blood. Regardless, like an old car that’s been maintained by your dad, Lewis is still running, pumping out the old hits, wanting new drugs, climbing Jacob’s Ladder. He’s just happy to be stuck with you. – Billy Manes

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Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749.

Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Indiecent Thursdays ; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Bring Your Own Vinyl 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041. COnTInuEd On Page 45

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Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Talk Yo Shit Presents: Thursdays at the Shit House 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free-$7; 407-354-1577. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.

Clubs/lounges Casselberry’s Patio Bar and Lounge June Music 9 pm; Casselberry Patio Bar, 2671 S. Highway 17-92, Casselberry; 407-339-0511.

Footloose 80s Night Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

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MetalZilla! 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 321-202-0011.

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Colors 8 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10; 407-937-1800.

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ConCerts/events Barnyard Stompers, Clem McGillicutty & the Burnouts, the Blacklist Swindlers, Swamp Rats, Will Brack, Eugene Snowden 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Beta Play, the Tragic Thrills, the Capital 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Colors 8 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10; 407-937-1800. The Crazy Daysies 8:30 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 904-710-0991. Eugene Snowden and His Bad Asses 10 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Greg Little, Renderglow 7 pm; Disney Dolphin Resort- Bluezoo Lounge, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. The Rolling Stones 8 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $67.50-$392.50; 407-423-2476. Shak Nasti, Brown Note 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The Stereo Type, the Burnin Smyrnans 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8; 407-246-1419. Well Played Painting Party: The Glorious Rebellion, Kingofalldrunks, Clarence Mayhew 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3 donation; 407-677-9669.

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Daily Grind with Ghost Eagle 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; 407-221-1499. Helen Highwater String Band 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25; 407-877-4736. Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October 7 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $30-$35. Kyle 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

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Local Brews, Local Grooves: Thomas Wynn & the Believers, Evan Taylor Jones, Jake & Elwood Blues Revue, Emily Kopp 3:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Maruta, Mindscar, God Harvest 10 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Obliterati, Luscious Lisa, Billy Taylor 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Orlando Gay Chorus: One Voice 7:30-9:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$30; 407-841-7464. Professor Shyguy, DJ Roborob, Marc With a C 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Robbie Rivera 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$20; 407-504-7699.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

Second Saturdays in Sanford 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011.

Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Huey Lewis & the News Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Yellow Claw 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Henrietta, Meridian, Steven Gray (Dikembe) 8:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10; 215-932-1314. Kristopher James 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Lorri Hafer Quartet; Art by David Gillespie 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; 407-595-2713. Orlando Gay Chorus: One Voice 4:30-6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$30; 407-841-7464. The Sh-Booms, the Woolly Bushmen, the Wildtones, Richard Sherfey & All God’s Children Noon; The Lodge, 49 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-650-8786.

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Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-8244321.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

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ConCerts/events The Antidon’ts, Warm Like Winter, Hammy Sagar, the Florida Rooms 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Zap Dragon & the Attack, Future Kid Sisters, Pasty Cline 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. TuEsday, JunE 16

ConCerts/events Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Jon Bellion 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion - College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. COnTInuEd On Page 50

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Tunes My Idols Taught Me 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; free. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Ain’t Misbehavin’ The joint is jumpin’ with a rowdy, raunchy celebration of Harlem’s Cotton Club and the heyday of swing, inspired by the music and philosophy of Fats Waller. Through July 5; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $37; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Bullshot Crummond Despite a series of bumbling mistakes, Crummond saves the day in this hilarious slapstick comedy filled with campy special effects. Thursday 7:30 pm, Friday 7:30 pm, Saturday 7:30 pm and Sunday 2 pm; Valencia East Campus Black Box Theater, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $12; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu/arts.

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Ceremony Follows a man on an intensely personal story that grapples with universal themes of isolation, self-doubt and coming of age in the context of a shamanic medicine ceremony. ThursdaySaturday, 8 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $22; 407-744-3517. How to Say ‘I Love You In...’ Join Nessa and her best friend, Sami, as they follow Nessa’s cosmic roadmap across Europe and find out what happens when fate steps in. FridaySaturday, 7 pm, Sunday, 1 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $12; thevenueorlando.com.

ComEdy Arnez J Atlanta comedian who has opened for Prince. Friday 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$27; 407-480-5233. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30

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pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted By Myke Herlihy. Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Life’s a Gift With a concentration on audience participation, a comedic celebration of life. Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; 407-480-5233. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

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Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic. Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy.

danCE World Ballet Competition: All Stars of Dance The Central Florida Ballet’s annual international dance competition draws stars from all around the world and culminates with the exciting World Ballet Competition on June 13 at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; 407-849-4669; worldballetcompetition.com.

arT oPenIngs/events Agencies Spring Show A visual art and literary event featuring cis and trans women artists. Friday-Saturday, 8-11 pm; The Space, 1206 E. Colonial Drive; 407-205-7572. Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational exhibition based on criteria that includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement that is demonstrated by a history of exhibitions and awards. Opens Friday, through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Marcus Adkins’ Florida Landscapes Photography of the East Coast of Florida. Opens Thursday, 8 pm, through July 6; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; 407-704-3200.

Orlando Deaf Art Show Featuring artists from across the state of Florida. Saturday, 7 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; orlandodeafart. com.

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polyester during the past 45 years, prized for their inherent sensuous and allusive qualities. Through July 12; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Cornerstones A solo show from Dennis Hansbury that explores detailed, emotional and macabre imagery. Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through

July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Lifelines An exhibit that showcases local talent and their unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet. Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407203-3891; thaipurplecafe.com. Lost in the Echo New artworks by Peterson J. Guerrier that attempt to capture the essence and emotions of dreams. Through Saturday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Marianela de la Hoz: Speculum-Speculari Presented in Spanish and English, a series of paintings about altered perception. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Mount Dora Center for the Arts Studios, galleries and local businesses open their doors as they showcase works by local artists. Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Photography of Yuri Maiorov Former Cirque de Soleil acrobat and professional photographer Yuri Maiorov shows his work. Through Sunday; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-317-8367. The Quick Brown Fox Featuring work by Japanese sign-painting artist Kenji Nakayama. Through June 22;

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Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-982-4357.

Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Snap! Orlando presents Father Figure by Zun Lee Work by award-winning Canadian photographer and author of Father Figure – Exploring Alternate Notions of Black Fatherhood. Through Friday; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-203-2633.

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Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s solid awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com. Sandy Wynant’s Wildlife Photography Sandy Wynant displays her Florida wildlife photos at the Orlando Public Library. Through June 30; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Includes art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. TuesdaysThursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Sensory Overload Art Show A multi-media art show featuring all female artists. Through Friday; CityArts

UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. You Are Here: All About Warhol A comprehensive look at the photography of William John Kennedy, Christopher Makos and Paul Solberg and their relationship with Andy Warhol. Through June 21; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-8964231; snapyouarehere.com.

EvEnTs Alive After 5 Recurring monthly street party lo-

cated in historic Downtown Sanford. Thursday, 5-8 pm; Downtown Sanford, East First Street and South Park Avenue, Sanford; free. The Art of Beer Beer, music, and free treats (while supplies last). Wednesday, 5 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendors-only community market. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com. Bike Fest/Slow Ride by New Belgium Meet at at Kyle’s bike shop for a ride ending at Rogue Pub, where there will be beer specials and vendors. Saturday, 2 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; 407-985-3778. Che Beer and Che Bella Pairings between five beers and six cheeses. Wednesday, 6 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $30. Exotic Bird Show View and purchase directly from breeders and suppliers. Exotic birds, food, cages, supplies, toys, and more. Sunday, 9 am-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $5; 407-295-3247. COnTInuEd On Page 54

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Frank & Steins Fourth Anniversary Rare beers, a bottle share and a late-night party. Saturday, noon; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; various menu prices; 407-412-9230. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Gods and Monsters Grand Opening The grand opening inside Artegon Marketplace. Saturday, 10 am; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free. Guitars and Cars Swap meet. Saturday, 8 am-5 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $2; 352-383-8393. Introduction To Homeopathy Learn seven homeopathic remedies for common illnesses and first aid. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-6 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $175; 407-595-3731.

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Orlando Whiskey Festival Sample more than 50 whiskey brands and interact with industry professionals. Plus food, drink, cigars and entertainment. Saturday, 7 pm; Mercedes-Benz of Orlando, 810 N. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $95; 407-645-4222; orlandowhiskeyfestival.com.

Lowcountry Shrimp Boil A Lowcountry shrimp boil, hosted by Wild Ocean Seafood and Playalinda Brewing Company. Brewmaster Ron Raike introduces a Lowcountry Boil Ale. Sunday, noon; Playalinda Brewing Company, 305 S Washington Ave., Titusville; $15; 321-225-8978; playalindabrewingcompany. com.

Polka Dot Flea Over 100 indoor vendors stocked with vintage, funky, shabby, refurbished, antique, rusty, repurposed, quirky, industrial, and well-loved home and garden goods. SaturdaySunday, 9 am; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $5; 407-295-3247.

Market At Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; willspub.org. Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000. New Moon Music Circle Celebrate the lunar cycles. Monday, 7-10 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; donations accepted; 407-595-3731. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com.

Saveur Summer: Introducing Em’s Neighborhood Kitchen Special dinner from Em’s Neighborhood Kitchen with drinks, an interactive photo booth and live music from Two Guys. Saturday, 6:30-9:30 pm; 1300 Brookhaven Drive; $40-$50 suggested donation. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10. Semper Fi Fish Fry Benefit fish fry for the Marine Corps League. Admission gets you a heaping plate of fried fish. Saturday, 1-4 pm; Fish on Fire, 7937 Daetwyler Drive; $10; 407-812-6881. COnTInuEd On Page 56

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Lakeridge Winery 25th Annual Harvest Festival Stomping of grapes, food and drinks, live music, art, and fun for the entire family. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-5 pm and Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2 donation; 800-768-9463.

LGBT Wedding Show Over 30 LGBT friendly caterers, facilities, photographers, videographers, florists, DJs, cake bakers, ministers, transportation and more. Sunday, noon; Doubletree by Hilton Orlando Downtown, 60 S. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $5; 407-894-6671.

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Sofrito Latin Cafe Grand Opening Two free sampler options and beverages, live music and a face painter. Wednesday, 5 pm; Sofrito Cafe, 8607 Palm Parkway; free. Summertime Sip, Shop & Stroll Enjoy complimentary wine tastings at several stops along Park Avenue as you browse the wares of local merchants. Thursday, 5-8 pm; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $25; winterpark.org. Taste of The Caribbean and Jerk Festival Authentic Caribbean food, music and entertainment for all. Saturday, 11 am; Waterfront Park, Clermont, 330 Third St., Clermont; $7. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

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records for family history research. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; free; 407-521-3330; ocls.info.

Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. FridaysSundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-656-0713; orlandofoodtours.com.

Experience AromaTherapy Discover the benefits of essential oils. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Winter Garden Library, 805 E. Plant St., Winter Garden; 407-877-4975.

LEarning Citizenship and Language Learning Find conversational programs if English is your second language, or prepare for the US Naturalization Test. Ongoing; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Digestive Wellness Learn the basics of digestion and strategies to improve it. 6/30: North Orange Library Branch. Tuesday, 11 am; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; 407-521-3330; crabtreehealthyliving.com. Discover Cold-Brewed Coffee Learn to make cold-brewed coffee. Space is limited, register online. Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Estates, Wills, and Probate Records Learn how to utilize

Hearing Screening Be aware of gradual hearing loss through complimentary testing, servicing and after-care rehabilitation. Thursday, 2 pm; Hiawassee Branch Library, 7391 W. Colonial Drive; 407-3519679; connecthearing.com. Lake Mary Health & Senior Expo Free health screenings and workshops on nutrition, holistic health, community services, senior living and retirement. Tuesday, 9 am; Lake Mary Events Center, 260 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 386-8600092; bucklershows.com. Modern Hebrew: The Past and Future of a Revitalized Language Dr. Norman Berdichevsky talks about the Hebrew language. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. New Class Registration at Orlando Pottery Studio Register for classes in ceramics or working with wool for studio time or for a date night.

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Tuesday Is for Locals A spotlight on the wares each week. Drink specials on beer. Tuesdays; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Through June 20; Orlando Pottery Studio, 363 North Parramore Ave.; 407-2464488; cityoforlando.net. Second Saturday Paranormal Investigations: Breaking The Myths Journey into the unknown with the Beyond Investigators team for a close look into the myths surrounding the paranormal, including a hands-on tour of the equipment used. Saturday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Shape Up 4 Seniors University Cognitive training and a 30-minute low-intensity fitness training. Registration required. Tuesday, 10:15 am; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; 407835-7323; ocls.info. Summer Classes at Lake Eustis Museum of Art Painting, water media, children’s classes, therapeutic art classes and group sessions. Register by e-mail or call. Through Aug. 29; Lake Eustis

Museum of Art, 1 W. Orange Ave., Eustis; 352-483-2900. Tech Talks: Internet Safety and Etiquette Guidelines for online interactions to keep you safe and your digital reputation intact. Saturday, 11:30 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

LiTErary AlTonya Washington’s Book Boutique AlTonya Washington discusses her Ramsey Tesano series. Saturday, 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Book Clubs A variety of book clubs and locations. Ongoing; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Friday Wine & Sign: Peggy Lantz Peggy Lantz will offer insight on exploring and foraging our state’s natural environment, with a sampling of edible ‘weeds’. Friday, 6 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com. The Night We Said Yes Lauren Gibaldi debuts her young adult novel. Tuesday, 7 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. OCLS Writers Group Writers meet for critique, discussion and camaraderie. Sunday, 4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; 407-835-7481; ocls.info.

and creative nonfiction with the teachers from Orlando’s Storystudio workshops. Wednesday, noon; Downtown Credo Coffee, 706 W. Smith St.; 407-250-4888. The Write Open Mic An open mic catered to Orlando’s teen poets, dancers, emcees, painters, photographers, musicians and singers. second Saturday of every month, 3:30 pm; Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave.; free; 407925-5930; thewrite.org.

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Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

The Daddy and Family Expo 2015 Community and global showcase for and about dads and family life, with events and activities for the whole family. Saturday, 9:30 am-2:30 pm; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; $10-$28.75; 407-289-3220; everythingfordads.com.

Storystudio A question and answer about poetry, fiction

Family Storytime Share stories and other activities

between caregivers and children: ages birth to 5 years ago. Saturday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Sunday, noon-4:30 pm; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

sporTs Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experiences welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-704-9302. Junior Achievement BowlA-Thon Convergence Throw some rocks. Saturday, 2 pm; Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; 407.270.4963. Orlando City vs D.C. United MLS. Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

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Orlando Predators vs. Philadelphia Soul Part of the Arena Football League. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$250; 800-745-3000. Orlando Roller Derby The Sunnyland Slammers vs. the Arkham Assailants. Sunday, 4:30-7 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707. Orlando Runner’s Club Summer 5K Run around the park, then head to the free post-race party. Saturday, 7:30 am; Blanchard Park, 2451 N. Dean Road; $25-$30; 321-356-3398. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) “To look at a thing hard and straight and seriously – to fix it.” Aries author Henry James said he wanted to do that on a regular basis. He didn’t want to be “arbitrary” or “mechanical” in his efforts. I invite you to make this perspective one of your specialties in the coming weeks. Pick out a tweaked situation you’d like to mend or a half-spoiled arrangement you want to heal. Then pour your pure intelligence into it. Investigate it with a luminous focus. Use all your tough and tender insight to determine what needs to be transformed, and transform it. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Drug expert Jonathan P. Caulkins estimates that Americans are stoned on marijuana for more than 288 million hours every week. A U.N. report on global drug use concluded that Canadians consume weed at a similar rate. Among Europeans, Italians are No. 1 and the French are fourth. But I encourage you to avoid contributing to these figures for the next 12 to 14 days. In my astrological opinion, it’s time to be as sober and sensible and serious as you ever get. You have the chance to make unprecedented progress on practical matters through the power of your pure reasoning and critical thinking. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) I think it’ll be better if you don’t engage in much sacrifice, compromise or surrender in the next two weeks. Normally they are valuable tools to have at your disposal, but for now they may tend to be counterproductive. Judging from the current astrological omens, I suspect you need to be more commanding than usual, more confident in your vision of how to take action with maximum integrity. It’s time for you to draw deeper from the source of your own power, and express it with extra grace and imagination. CANCER (June 21-July 22) You will soon be escaping – or maybe “graduating” is the right word – from your interesting trials and tribulations. In honor of this cathartic transition, I suggest you consider doing a ritual. It can be a full-fledged ceremony you conduct with somber elegance, or a five-minute psychodrama you carry out with boisterous nonchalance. It will be a celebration of your ability to outlast the forces of chaos and absurdity, and an expression of gratitude for the resources you’ve managed to call on in the course of your struggle. To add an extra twist, you could improvise a rowdy victory prayer that includes this quote adapted from Nietzsche: “I throw roses into the abyss and say: ‘Here is my thanks to the monster who did not devour me.’” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) I propose a Friends Cleanse. It would be a three-week-long process of reviewing your support team and web of connections. If you feel up for the challenge, start this way: Take inventory of your friendships and alliances. If any have faded or deteriorated, make a commitment to either fix them or phase them out. Here’s the second stage of the Friends Cleanse: Give dynamic boosts to those relationships that are already working well. Take them to the next level of candor and synergy. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) After Walt Whitman published Leaves of Grass in 1855, he made sure it would get the publicity he wanted. He wrote anonymous reviews of his own book and submitted them to several publications, all of which printed them. “An American bard at last!” began the glowing review that appeared in one newspaper. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have license to engage in similar behavior. You will incur no karma, nor will you tempt fate, if you tout your own assets in the coming weeks. Try to make your bragging and selfpromotion as charming as possible, of course. But don’t be timid about it.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) If you carry out the assignments I recommend, you will boost your charisma, your chutzpah and your creativity. Here’s the first one: Try something impossible every day. Whether or not you actually accomplish it isn’t important. To merely make the effort will shatter illusions that are holding you back. Here’s your second assignment: Break every meaningless rule that tempts you to take yourself too seriously. Explore the art of benevolent mischief. Here’s the third: Clear out space in your fine mind by shedding one dogmatic belief, two unprovable theories and three judgmental opinions. Give yourself the gift of fertile emptiness. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In the 16th century, roguish French author Francois Rabelais published a comic novel entitled The Life of Gargantua and Pantagruela. In the course of his satirical story, a learned teacher named Epistemon takes a visit to the afterlife and back. While on the other side, he finds famous dead heroes employed in humble tasks. Alexander the Great is making a meager living from mending old socks. Cleopatra is hawking onions in the streets. King Arthur cleans hats, and Helen of Troy supervises chambermaids. In accordance with the Rabelaisian quality of your current astrological aspects, I invite you to meditate on the reversals you would like to see in your own life. What is first that maybe should be last? And vice versa? What’s enormous that should be small? And vice versa? What’s proud that should be humble? And vice versa? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) There’s no better time than now to ask the big question or seek the big opening or explore the big feeling. People are not only as receptive as they will ever be, they are also more likely to understand what you really mean and what you are trying to accomplish. Which door has been forever locked? Which poker face hasn’t blinked or flinched in many moons? Which heart of darkness hasn’t shown a crack of light for as long as you can remember? These are frontiers worth revisiting now, when your ability to penetrate the seemingly impenetrable is at a peak. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The writer Donald Barthelme once came to see the artist Elaine de Kooning in her New York studio. Midway through the visit, loud crashes and bangs disturbed the ceiling above them. De Kooning wasn’t alarmed. “Oh, that’s Herbert thinking,” she said, referring to the metal sculptor Herbert Ferber, who worked in a studio directly above hers. This is the kind of thinking I’d love to see you unleash in the coming days. Now is not a time for mild, cautious, delicate turns of thought, but rather for vigorous meditations, rambunctious speculations and carefree musings. In your quest for practical insight, be willing to make some noise. The story comes from Barthelme’s essay “NotKnowing.” AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sidney Lumet was an American director who worked on 50 films, including 14 that were nominated for Academy Awards, like Network and Dog Day Afternoon. Actors loved to work with him, even though he was a stickler for thorough rehearsals. Intense preparation, he felt, was the key to finding the “magical accidents” that allow an actor’s highest artistry to emerge. I advocate a similar strategy for you. Make yourself ready, through practice and discipline, to capitalize fully on serendipitous opportunities and unexpected breakthroughs when they arrive. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too,” said American writer Josh Billings. I agree with him. It’s not impossible to solve the mystery of who you are, but it can be hard work that requires playful honesty, cagey tenacity and an excellent sense of humor. The good news is that these days it’s far less difficult and inconvenient than usual for you to deepen your selfunderstanding. So take advantage! To get started, why don’t you interview yourself? Go here to see some questions you could ask: bit.ly/interviewyourself.

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Meet adele! She’s a friendly 3-month-old kitten who loves to be petted and held. She was recently found as a stray and is now looking for her new forever home. Thanks to the shelter’s Certified Pre-Owned cat adoption promotion, all cat and kitten adoption fees are now waived. Some kitties even come with a CAT FAX history report. Visit the shelter and meet Adele today – you’ll definitely fall in love! You can meet Adele at orange County animal Services, 2769 Conroy Road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com.

B Y D A N S AVA G E A big congrats to Caitlyn Jenner on her big reveal and lovely Vanity Fair cover! But I am having a crisis of conscience. On one hand, I support a person’s right to be whomever they want to be. You want to wear women’s clothing and use makeup and style your hair? You look fabulous! You want to carry a pillow around with an anime character on it and get married to it, like a guy in Korea did? Congrats! You want to collect creepy lifelike dolls and push them around in a stroller, like a woman on Staten Island does? Great! But I’m confused where we draw the line. When a thin person believes they’re “fat” and then dangerously restricts their food intake, we can have that person committed. Most doctors won’t amputate your arm simply because you feel you were meant to be an amputee. But when a man decides that he should be a woman (or vice versa), we will surgically remove healthy body parts to suit that particular desire. I guess I’m confused. Could you shine some light on this for me? I want to be less conflicted about sex-reassignment surgery. No Surgery For Me

Gender identity, unlike marrying a pillow or pushing a doll around in a stroller, is not an affectation or an eccentricity or plain ol’ batshittery. Gender identity goes to the core of who we are and how we wish to be – how we fundamentally need to be – perceived by others. Take it away, Human Rights Campaign: “The term ‘gender identity,’ distinct from the term ‘sexual orientation,’ refers to a person’s innate, deeply felt psychological identification as a man, woman or some other gender, which may or may not correspond to the sex assigned to them at birth … Transitioning is the process some transgender people go through to begin living as the gender with which they identify, rather than the sex assigned to them at birth. This may or may not include hormone therapy, sex-reassignment surgery and other medical procedures.” Unlike people who have healthy limbs amputated or thin people starving themselves to death because they think they’re fat, transgender people who embrace their gender identities and take steps toward transitioning are almost always happier and healthier as a result. That said, transitioning is not a panacea. Just as coming out of the closet isn’t the end of a gay person’s struggles or troubles, transitioning won’t protect a trans person from discrimination or violence, or resolve other personal or mental-health issues that may exist. Other people’s bodies – and other people’s body parts – are theirs, not yours. And if an individual wants or needs to change or even remove some part(s) of their body to be who they are or to be happy or healthy, I’m sure you would agree that they should have that right. Again, not all trans people get surgery, top or bottom, and many trans people change everything else (they take hormones, they get top surgery) but opt to stick with the genitals they were born with. But unless you’re trans yourself, currently sleeping with a trans person, or about to sleep with a trans person, it’s really none of your business what any individual trans person elects to change. For me, it boils down to letting people be who they are and do what they want. Sometimes

people do things for what can seem like silly and/ or mystifying reasons (marry pillows, grow beards, vote Republican), while sometimes people do things for very sound and serious reasons (come out, alter their bodies, vote Democrat). Unless someone else’s choices impact you in a real, immediate and material way, there’s no conflict for you to resolve. I’m a 23-year-old man. I left an abusive relationship a year ago, and I’m currently in therapy dealing with the fallout. This abusive relationship really affected me negatively. She was the first person I was ever really intimate with. And when I say intimate, I mean pretty much everything you can think of – holding hands to kissing to intercourse to kinky sex. I identify very strongly as a submissive man, but she coerced me to be way more dominant than I actually am, among other shitty things she did to me. This has made me even more desirous of expressing myself submissively in bed, because I never really got to be who I actually am. How can I explore my submissive desires in a place that doesn’t really have much in the way of BDSMrelated meet-ups, munches, clubs, etc.? How do I meet a Dominant who is respectful and kind? I may need more time away from relationships to recover and get my life in order, but being a submissive is more and more on the forefront of my mind. Seeking A Dominant

If you don’t live someplace with kinky clubs and social organizations, you have three options. 1) Look for kinky people in your area on kinky dating sites. Mention that you’re looking for kinky friends, too, not just dates or lovers, because a kinky friend could invite you to a private party in your area. 2) Date women you’ve met on non-kinky sites or in non-kinky venues and roll out your kinks in good time. I’ve been to lots of kink events, and I’ve met two kinds of people there: people who were always kinky and people who fell in love with someone kinky and then fell in love with kink. You know from personal experience that being coerced into playing a certain role is no fun, so your mission is to find one of those women who loves being Dominant but won’t realize it until she falls in love with a submissive guy. 3) Move someplace that has kinky clubs, social groups, and BDSM-related events and play parties. Your advice to FACTS, the guy who cheated on his wife, was spot-on as usual. He should not tell a woman on a first date about the number of women he cheated on his ex-wife with before his divorce. You might also let him know to not mention the “crying myself to sleep every night” bit, either. But then, I am just a middle-aged gay man – so what do I know? Just Saying

Middle-aged gay men – what do we know about anything? On the Lovecast, Dan and Ophira Eisenberg discuss the wisdom of face tattoos: savagelovecast.com.

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on June 25, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #B110-Kafey G. Simpson-Boxes #I495-Dustin Gladwell- Household goods #D238-Vladimir Leal-Tools and Household items and decorations #C193-Christopher Miller-Household items #B153-Edwin Jiminez-Tolls #H472-Lisa Grason-Household items #B079-Tenaya Delaney-Boxes of clothes #B124-Christen CarswellBedroom set and personal property #F372-Lavarious Slaughter – Small 2 bedroom apartment #B120-Tammie Robinson-Household items #H473Leticia Figueroa-Household items 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #07015 Brigetha Carbonell hsehold goods, #05077 Sabina Busjith hsehold goods, #07009 Natasha Francis monte carlo 2007 LTS/26 in rims, #08034 Wendy Martin hsehold furniture,items; 08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods; #02100 Yvonne White personal, hsehold; #04011 Petric Castillo hsehold goods; #02071 David Bradley Jr hsehold goods; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold goods; #06063 Sean Yenque boxes, king bed, 2tvs,bins;; #02091 Emma Antonios personal items etc; #06019 Sigrid Smart 2 bdrm sets boxes; #06095 Dorene Carter hsehold/ personal items; 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #361 Christina Anderson – Household items #886 William Van lll – Clothing and shoes #507 Steven Brooks – Household Items #610 Norvella Watson – Household items #664 Alvin Hart – Tvs, boxes #833 Jeff Johnson –Household Goods #037Daphne Davis – Containers, mattresses 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3094-Fernandez Caroline—Household Items #2015-Evelyn Valentine— Household goods #3073- Terance Wilkinson—Clothing, Beds, Paintings #4018-Johnnie Brown— Boxes #2151-Avionne Bobo-James –Furniture and boxes #4036-Charlotte Rowell— King size bed, clothes, toys and household Items #4017-Stephanie Hanible—Furniture #2115-Derex Thomas—Household Items #2074- Seqouya Springfield—House Hold Goods #3101-Rich I LA—Household goods #4012- Angel Garcia – 2 Bedroom sets, 2 Full, Couch, Love seat, Dinning room 6 chairs #1090- Alexander Garcia – Tools and Materials #1104B- Miosotis Collazo – Household goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail. Orlando, Fl. 32804 (407) 650-9033 #118 Nancy Somerville – Household Goods; #364 Joseph Hall – Bedroom Furniture; #804 Monica Urias – Household Goods; #855 Cassandra Jackson – Clothes, Kitchenware, Movies; #715 Shalanda Brooks – Household Goods, Clothes, Bicycles, Electronics 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2037 Lyle Taylor-Collectible/Tools #2090 Jane Rost-House Furniture, Pictures #1059 Iradj Zarnegin-Household Goods #3011 Christalynn Mcelwee-Household Goods #3153 Tameka Franco-Furniture #3029 Angel Rodriguez-Household Goods #2033 Willie Williams- Household Goods #3015 Joshua Key-Bedroom Furniture #3075 Colleen Cole-Boxes #4103A Shuntae Seaton-Furniture Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:.DP14-336 In the Interest of the Child: T.K.P, a female child, DOB: 1/8/2007 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO:Syndana R. Martin, 3244 W. Douglas Blvd., #1, Chicago, IL 60623 A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 10th day of July, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida. com/Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. Clerk or Court. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 6/22/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 2004 Qing LAEAGZ4025B910088 2002 Ford 1FTRX17W42NA12550 1996 Toyota 4T1BF12B2TU122167 1991 Buick 1G4CW53L5M1645897 2007 Chevrolet 1G1ZS57N77F132902 2006 Nissan 3N1CB51D86L613617 2001 Ford 1FAFP55UX1G281270 2006 Nissan JN8AZ08T06W402393 2003 Ford 1FAFP55263A164533 2001 Infiniti JNKCA31A91T005800 1989 Lincoln 1LNBM81F1KY766477.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2872 IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: JOZLIN MACEY BELL, A Minor NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION TO: Alejandro Garcia Current Residence Address: Unknown YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before June 24, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at 425 N. Orange Ave., Rm. 320, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on July 9, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Patricia A. Doherty at Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Court Room 16G, Orlando, FL. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the legal father of a minor female child born on 7/24/2006 at Ocoee, Florida to T.R.B., and the birth mother describes you as being 36 years old and Hispanic. WITNESS my hand and seal this 22nd day of May, 2015. Tiffany Moore Russell Clerk of The Circuit Court.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNE CHILDREN’S ADVOCACY CENTER CASE NO.: DP14-557 In the Interest of: J. W. DOB: 04/03/2007 a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: KEVIN WALKER (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on Monday, July 6, 2015, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21 day of May, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nicole Jackson, Esquire, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT Florida Bar No.: 0646962 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 601 West Michigan Street Orlando, FL 32805. (407) 873-3793 Telephone. (407) 481-2425 - Fax. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7430 x2305 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP12-496 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.P.., DOB:01/25/2015, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIAL STATE OF FLORIDA TO: J’MAIYA MATHEWS-GARY, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the abovenamed child is dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on June 11, 2015 at 1:30 p.m FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE ADJUDICATION OF THE CHILDREN AS DEPENDENT CHILDREN AND MAY ULTIMATELY RESULT IN LOSS OF CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of May, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite S815 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger.

Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807:CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY JUNE 24,2015 AT LOCATIONS AND TIME INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34769- AT 10:00AM:1034 Jose Victor Ruiz II (Alphabest Education), 1248 Guillermo Oyuela, 1244 Jose Ibanez Glave, 1277 Heidi Hastings, 530 Jennifer McAvoy, 1217 David Vinas, 1239 Nathaniel Negron, 1202 Sandra Hetrick, 410 Cynthia Eastwood (First Light Missions), 1255 Luis Alfredo Feliciano Rivera, 1079 Hare Sufilopoulo PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM: #129- Tiffany Danielle Lopez #237Gino Conner #432- Codey C. Jennings #451- Bianca Mercado #738- Gloryvee Martinez. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: #39 RAUL ANDINO LATIMER ( CASA DE DIOS KISSIMMEE ), #81 LARRY DEAN WEISE, #132 JOSE LUIS LOPEZ JR., #258 ANGEL MANUEL BERRIOS ROSADO, #329 ANGEL GARCIA, #338 TOWANNA ELIZABETH BROWN, #353 JACK DANIEL BLACK, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm#113-Edgar Azofeifa; #114-Edgar Azofeifa; #116-Krystall D Wilson; #233-Tryphenia Sonnylal; #305-Vickie Acevedo; #323-Robert Kennedy; #330-Luisa Leal; #408Melanie Villanueva; 404-Sandra Patrice MacCoy; #406-Joseph White JR; #425-Sheena Singleton; #438-Carlos Diaz; #501-Luis Aponte; #514-Kenneth Ray; #525-Domingo Nieves; #1114-Iris Cruz; #1124-Douglas Shirey; #1129-Jennifer Winston; #1208-Albert Ellis; #1327-Lee Saylor IV PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: 9005-Shannon M Schaeffer/ Ralph A Ginise 1993 Chev Truck Vin#1GBHK34K3PE206361, B783-James Vinson, C872-Maria Irizarry, E916-Maricela Salinas, F212-Antonio Searcy,F214-Vidal Lopez Vazquez, F215-Terry Parker, F259-Brian Vigo, H351-Liza Davila-Guasp, H357-Abdel Adorno Carrasquillo, H-368 April Rivera, H397-Rene Cajuste/Belloc Care, H423-Glenn Goodman, H448-Juan Diaz Lopez,I-542 Ericka Mcnealy,I-556 Angela Figueroa, I600-Roy Lawson Jr, I614-Luis Manzo Llanes, J-663 Sheila Hall,J673-Shirley Ann Cooper, K712Joseph Burns.

PUBLIC CASH AUCTION Winter Park iStorage–3400 Forsyth Rd. Winter Park Florida, 32792 on Monday June 29th 2015, at 4:00PM, will auction per FL.ST. 83.806. The following units are delinquent in rent and fees: 10-Michael Schweitzer-MISC Items 72-William Bagwell iii-Household items 66-William Bagwell iii-MISC items 145-Dorian Acito-household items 142-Bert Egan-MISC items 172-Arthur Egan- Household items 229-Godfrey Oni-Household items 461-Pat Webb-Household items 443-Pat Webb-Household items 319-Pat Webb-Household items 464-Brenda Sue Wyatt-Household items 355-Raihan Marjories Preston –MISC items 622-Clyde Williams JR.-MISC items 274 -Arthur Mobley- Household item.

STATE OF SOUTH , COUNTY OF GREENVILLE IN THE FAMILY COURT THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL COURT C.A. NO.: 2015-DR-23-1749 NOTICE OF ADOPTION PROCEEDINGS Jonathan Smith-Siau and, Amanda Wall Smith-Siau, Prospective Adoptive Parent, Plaintiff, vs. Ashley Amanda Howard and S.C. D.S.S. Defendants, In Re: Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2014. TO: ASHLEY AMANDA HOWARD DEFENDANT: YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN THE FOLLOWING NOTICE:1. That an Adoption proceeding was filed in the Family Court of Greenville County, South Carolina on May 5, 2015, and in this Complaint, Ashley Amanda Howard is alleged to be the birth mother of Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2004. 2. That in responding to this Notice you are required to use the caption and the Civil Action Number 2015-DR-23-1749. 3. That if Notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond is filed by you with the Court within thirty (30) days of the receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings, you will be given an opportunity to appear and be heard on the merits of the adoption. To file notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond in this action, you must notify the abovenamed Court at the Greenville County Family Court, P.O. Box 757, Greenville, SC 29602, and Stephen A. Yacobi, Attorney for the Plaintiffs, whose address is 408 North Church Street, Suite B, Greenville, South Carolina 29601, in writing of your intention to Contest, Intervene or otherwise respond. The above-named Court must be informed of your current address and any changes of your address during the adoption proceedings. 4. That your failure to respond within thirty (30) days of receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings constitutes your Consent to the adoption of the child and forfeiture of all of your rights and obligations to the above-named child. This notice is given pursuant to Section 63-9-730 of the Code of Laws of South Carolina. YACOBI LAW FIRM, PC. Stephen A. Yacobi, SC Bar #5721, Attorney for Plaintiffs, 408 N. Church St., Suite B, Greenville, SC 29601 Phone: (864) 242-3271 Fax: (864) 233-3750 Greenville, South Carolina, May 7, 2014.

Husband in search of spouse. If anyone has seen or knows the whereabouts of Ryanne De Lima Rover please contact Scott Dorough at 407-492-9679.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on June 24, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #320 Lorenzo Ferguson Jr. – furniture, boxes, household items. #325 Judith Shingledecker – household goods, electronics, furniture, boxes. #706 Beverly Rodriguez – bins, totes, clothes, wheelchair, mattress. #813 Colin Brown – washer/dryer, dining set, fridge, tv stand, household items. #1603 Barbara Robinson – furniture, boxes, household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #720 Garvey Johnson-Piano, cabinets, #1046 GeniusDV-Furniture/office equipment, #1021 Agnes FelicianoHousehold items, #951 The Car Port Specialist Inc-Home furnishings, #1098 Beulah A Smith-Household items, #1081A Gladys Lattie-Boxes, #730-Eucesibus Frazier-Yard tools,boxes, #1011-Angela Webb-Household items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP12-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.D. DOB: 10/05/2012, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Tonya Bland, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on August 7, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. CLERK OF COURT, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 , Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 Fax. By: _____Deputy Clark.

The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. Apple computer - W Land Street Camera (Sony) - W Land Street Cell phone (Kyocera) - Red Ibis Ln Cell phone (LG) - Royal Fern Dr. Cell phone (LG) - Wetherbee Rd Cell phone (LG) - 18th Street Cell phone (Motorola) - 18th Street Cell phone (Samsung) - 18th Street Cell phone (Samsung Galaxy) - Good Homes Rd Cell phone (Verizon Black Berry) - Central Florida PY Electric mini bike (Razor) - Seamans Bluff GPS (Garmin) - 18th Street I Phone - Nolton Way Jewelry - Good Homes Rd Jewelry -Wetherbee Rd Motor Scooter (Viza) - Seamans Bluff Sony PlayStation 3 -W Land Street Sanyo television - W Land Street US Currency - International Dr. US Currency - S. OBT Violin w/bow and case - Seamans Bluff Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5:00pm.

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr, Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 614 Queen Williams Unit 429 Shonteena Williams Unit 609 Marie Saint Armand Unit 177 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 461 Michael Pierre Unit 23 Kimberly Nelson-Ferrill Unit 750 Evelyn Montero Unit 729 Willington Metcalfe Unit 88 Sharonda Hampton Unit 738 Cassetta Hall Unit 712 Jonny Gay Unit 507 Isaac Francis Unit 211 Yairaniz Figueroa Unit 442 Leonard Chappell Unit 335 Ezella Williams Unit 456 Brittni Renee Herriott Unit 125 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 406 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 327 Ricky Williams Unit 420 Tiquara Merriel The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday June 30, 2015 at 2:00 PM . Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2004 Ford VIN# 1FAFP552X4A165802 2006 Acura VIN# JH4DC54806S002042 2001 BMW VIN# WBADT63421CF05130 2002 Ford VIN# 3FAFP37302R229097 1997 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1JF5244V7179568 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On June 24, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.801-83.809… The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until June 30th @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 328177 Unit A017 - Jonathan Bailey (Household) Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood - Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TV’s, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on July 3, 2015 at 120 Highline Dr. Longwood, Florida 32750 at 10:00 A.M. to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statues Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Pamela Manz 2622, Michelle Pintello 228 and 1306, Tina Bradford 209, Jonathan Pineda 610, Michael Fox 1208, Janae Simmons 555, Ryan Ashmar 530, David Stalker 308, Rebecca Negron 631.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,PRG Cypress Lake, LLC, of 13001 Lake Cypress Circle, Orlando, FL 32828 County of Orange, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: The Rexford at Waterford Lakes It is the intent of the undersigned to register “The Rexford at Waterford Lakes “ with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: June 1, 2015.

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