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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Caroline Fernandez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova
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015 Obviously, art is in the eye of the beholder (“Florida Department of Transportation tells city to take down a piece of public art in Mills 50,” orlandoweekly.com, June 12). I personally loved it and thought it was a beautiful piece of folk art. I never liked Andy Warhol’s work, but his pieces sell for more than I’ll ever make in my lifetime. But art is art. And to destroy it because you lack the appreciation is narrow-minded and senseless. I hope they find a new place for it soon, and I have a bird the artist can use. Deidra Lynch-Cricks, via orlandoweekly.com
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news & features 6 Happytown Billy Manes leaves us and we’ll never stop crying
7 This Modern World
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30 Dino-sized thrills
music 32 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night
An updated list of things every person who lives in Orlando should do at least once
32 #1 dad
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Philly dad-rockers the War on Drugs hit a groove, translating dreamy, textural rock into international success
The good and the meh at Universal Studios Hollywood and blockbuster announcements from Universal Studios Florida
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33 Addition by subtraction
37 This Little Underground The Rolling Stones prove that they’re the World’s Greatest Rock & Roll Band
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A Canadian culinary invasion seems to be in full swing, with rumors of an impending poutinerie opening swirling about; can Tim Horton’s be far behind?
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41 Down the Road
Avenue Gastrobar is a wolf in sheep’s clothing
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Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately
58 Free Will Astrology
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58 Lulu Eightball
29 Film Listings
58 Gimme Shelter
Cinema-oriented events to go see this week
29 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Dope, Inside Out
Editor’s note: After a neighborhood rally for the bunny on June 13, Commissioner Patty Sheehan agreed to leave him in Lake Como Park.
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As a resident of Lake Como and someone who walks by the bunny every day, I want the bunny to stay. I love who and what he represents, and I speak for the majority of the residents here. How can one person cause the statue to be removed? I vote to leave the bunny where he is! Patty, please leave our bunny – we love him! Jackie Humphries, via orlandoweekly.com
Musically rebellious Tony Molina cooks up his own power pop formula by stripping songwriting conventions
Fast-casual Italian joint gratifies the college crowd
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I live in Lake Como and I’m sad to see the bunny leave (“The pink bunny statue in Lake Como Park is being relocated,” orlandoweekly.com, June 12). Especially over one or two individuals who seem to just be bitter and have nothing better to do than whine about something that isn’t a problem. Sorry to Commissioner Sheehan for having to deal with this nonsense. T-Danger, via orlandoweekly.com
Jurassic World high on adventure, low on logic
9 100 Things to Do in Orlando Before You Die
19 Live Active Cultures
Saying “art is art” doesn’t mean that all art is good art, and it also doesn’t mean that just because someone decides to call themselves an artist, or what they do art, that it should not be criticized when it is bad. Instead of getting pissed off about the piece being removed, maybe the artist should have been honest enough to admit that it just didn’t work. Rborans, via orlandoweekly.com
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“I felt like lying down by the side of the trail and remembering it all. The woods do that to you, they always look familiar, long lost, like the face of a long-dead relative, like an old dream, like a piece of forgotten song drifting across the water, most of all like golden eternities of past childhood or past manhood and all the living and the dying and the heartbreak that went on a million years ago and the clouds as they pass overhead seem to testify (by their own lonesome familiarity) to this feeling.” – Jack Kerouac, Dharma Bums, 1958 Speaker Will Weatherford drifting into my personal Penthouse Forum fumes, or seen Sen. Marco Rubio as a bold unicorn because he Four score and seven million hates gay people and his people and all people years ago (OK, like a decade), in some front-of- (overstatement!), or read about every amazing the-book whimsy fit, Orlando Weekly decided protest put on by amazing people in this town to condense its seven-day even when nobody else news-blotter blurbathon seemed to care? Where into a thing with a voice else would you have shared Number of times that Billy and a hangover. The a sort of teen-magazine Manes has touched Orlando aggregation of said news glee while talking about Mayor Buddy Dyer’s ass ruminations – generally redistricting lawsuits, without him knowing over reported, but often spat Medicaid expansion, lying upon at the same time – mayors and the lying comthe course of forever. Never comprised what would missioners who lie with touched Mayor Jacobs from come to be known as the them? Where else? behind, though, because eyeroll destination we Nowhere. politeness matters. know as Happytown™ (at Today, Happytown is some point that “™” was being put to rest, along dropped, though, because of the statute of with its current writer’s career at the Orlando limitations on dumb keyboard moves), a weekly Weekly. We know, we know: This isn’t the first reader that rivaled Cosmopolitan for its breadth time we’ve faked this rodeo. But it is the of political coverage and first real time that we’ve stature, er, satire. Sure, closed it down with our there were various iteraboots still on and blisters tions, some involving still bleeding – as has preNumber of times that Manes multiple voices (that was viously been reported, I has written pieces like this the plan), but it ended up am moving on to LGBT where it appears that he is being this writer’s weekly publication Watermark to leaving the Orlando Weekly note to Orlando and its assume the role of editorsurrounding communities, in-chief on June 22. In a dear diary, and I wouldn’t manner befitting only this have traded it for the world. particularly bleached exit, the past two weeks I beg of you, where else would you have read have involved a sit-down conversation with the conjured fantasies about former House Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer (“My Buddy and
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me,” June 10) and a terrible speech from Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts (cough). “Without question, we’re prepared to take our place on the world stage, and we are poised for long-term success,” Jacobs bleated on June 12. “Let’s keep today’s energy and momentum going by investing in our future, and by growing our awesome Orange County culture, a culture of collaboration, a culture of caring, and a culture of creativity and innovation. May God bless each of you, and may God bless Orange
County. Thank you!” Then, a full Mary Lou Retton dismount. Good for you, mayor. Good for you. Except things aren’t really that good, and everybody knows it. The entirety of Parramore has virtually been pawned to developers or subject to eminent domain, there is still no viable retail in downtown Orlando, the neighborhoods of Orlando continue to cower beneath the spotlight of downtown developments, bad players continue to run the show, the boybands are gone (!), SunRail is a Soul Asylum song (“Runaway Train,” fact fans) lacking rider-
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ship, the Orlando Magic don’t really win games anymore and the police are kicking people. When I first started contributing to the column, it was almost inevitable that I would be the last blurb on the page, the last thought, the mint on the pillow that described a garden tour in Lake Eola Heights. Not Necessarily the News, so to speak. Prior to that, we can say now without any measure of guilt, it came with a hint of punditry laced with braggadocio – a sort of masculine chest-pounding that still seems alive today. “It was a fine column, lovingly crafted by the most diligent journalists the city had ever seen,” former Weekly news editor Jeffrey C. Billman says. “And then we left and bequeathed it to you, and the whole thing went to shit.” Really. “It was journalistically impeccable and then it turned into a Billy Manes dog-and-pony show,” former Weekly editor-in-chief Bob Whitby, who created the column, says, adding that he doesn’t quite remember why he made it, though. We reached him in his crypt somewhere in the Midwest. “I don’t remember. I was really drunk at the time. I don’t remember,” he exhumes. But it worked. Even in the humble hands of yours truly, stinks were caused, hackles were raised, accolades were offered, recriminations issued. That one time former Orange County
Mayor Linda Chapin came in and tried to call us (me, little gay me) a sexist who hated people who dyed their hair? We’ll hold onto that one forever. The numerous occasions during which the news staff was asked to “rate the protest” to the beardy disenchantment of all of those we pursued? Golden. The ups and the downs; the times we were arrested and then awarded; the friendships and the family. These are the yellowed pages we’ll press in our scrapbooks. As for us – well, me – I couldn’t have begged for a better gig than being at the helm of Happytown and in the brigs of the Weekly. For reasons too numerous to count and too emotional to explain (again), I really just came to this page in this issue to say “thank you” to everyone who has believed in me, this paper and this column. In the words of Mary Tyler Moore: “Well I just wanted you to know that sometimes I get concerned about being a career woman. I get to thinking my job is too important to me. And I tell myself that the people I work with are just the people I work with, and not my family. And last night I thought, ‘What is a family anyway?’ They’re just people who make you feel less alone and really loved. And that’s what you’ve done for me. Thank you for being my family.” It’s a long way to Tipperary.
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Go to a reading at the Kerouac House (kerouacproject.org) and see the unassuming College Park room where Dharma Bums was written.
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Drink a Duff beer and eat a Krusty burger at the Simpsons’ Springfield at Universal Orlando’s Islands of Adventure (6000 Universal Blvd., universalorlando.com).
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Learn the chants to properly tailgate Orlando City Soccer Club’s crowddrawing MLS games (orlandocitysc.com) in the sanctioned parking lot parties at the Citrus Bowl (1 Citrus Bowl Place).
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Discover the impossibly scenic oasis that is Orlando Wetlands Park (25155 Wheeler Road, Christmas, orlandowetlands.org), a breathtaking wildlife preserve and one of Central Florida’s most picturesque parks.
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See a show at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts (445 S. Magnolia Ave.), downtown Orlando’s new centerpiece. The venue itself is impressive – all modern, sleek interiors and pleasing acoustics – but really it’s the excellent programming that’s making the splash.
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Stop traffic on a bike with Orlando Critical Mass (facebook.com/ orlandocriticalmass), because your fixie is better than their Audi, any day.
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Visit Holy Land Experience (4655 Vineland Road) on its annual free day. Every year the Biblically themed amusement park run by Trinity Broadcasting Network opens its doors to the public for free in exchange for property-tax exemptions. The annual event is chaotic and crowded, but the experience is … well, it’s something. Check the park’s website (holylandexperience.com) for the announcement of its admission-free date. Conquer your impatience and enjoy a Lineage pour-over, hand-crafted from beans painstakingly sourced, micro-roasted and ground by one of the guys brewing your cup (Lineage at East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive, lineageroasting.com).
10. Decide for yourself if the Legend of Spook Hill (in Lake Wales; find directions at spookhill.info) is true.
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tapes and affordable gold (2155 W. Colonial Drive, 407-841-0777, magicmallplaza.com).
13. Take a kayak tour of a bioluminescent lagoon at the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge near Titusville. A guide from A Day Away Kayak Tours (adayawaykayaktours.com) will help make sure you don’t lose your way in the dark.
14. Find out what it feels like to squish grapes between your toes at Lakeridge Winery and Vineyard’s annual harvest grape stomp, which takes place in August (19239 U.S. 27 North, Clermont; lakeridgewinery.com).
RSVP on the website and join one of Greenwood Cemetery’s Moonlight Walking Tours, where you’ll see the final resting places of people with last names like Bumby, Carr and Tinker (1603 Greenwood St., 407-2462616; greenwood-cemetery.net).
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Get hip to the free in-store performances at Park Ave CDs (2916 Corrine Drive, parkavecds.com).
15. Throw away your umbrella and get soaked on purpose during the inevitable summer-afternoon downpour.
16. Take the Winter Park Scenic Boat Tour (312 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; scenicboattours.com), which takes you through an amazing series of lush, narrow canals that connect the Winter Park Chain of Lakes. If you’ve ever wondered whether this tour was worth checking out, the answer is yes – do it.
17. Find a new show to love on the Rollins College student-run radio station, WPRK (91.5 FM).
18. Get acquainted with Orlando’s British ex expat and tourist communities, which are surprisingly active in this part of the state. The best way to do this is to head to one of the area’s British pubs. Try the Orlando George and Dragon (6314 International Drive; orlandogeorgeanddragon.com), Murphy’s Arms (6582 International Drive; murphysarmspub.com) or the Fox and Hounds (3514 W. Vine St., Kissimmee; facebook.com/foxandhoundskiss).
19. Instead of taking the boring way around,
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do/see/ride all the Harry Potter attractions at Universal Orlando (6000 Universal Blvd., universalorlando.com) in the order of Harry’s journey in the books: Gringotts Money Exchange, Madam Malkin’s, Ollivander’s, Florean Fortescue’s, Leaky Cauldron, Hogwarts Express, Hogwarts, Flight of the Hippogriff, Hogsmeade (Three Broomsticks/Hogs Head/Honeydukes), Dragon Challenge, The Knight Bus, Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes, The Celestina Warbeck show, Knockturn Alley, The Tale of the Three Brothers show, Escape From Gringotts.
20. Get permission to paint the Pho Hoa wall (649 N. Primrose Drive; phohoaorlandofl. com), a community canvas that blends graffiti artists of all experience levels to form a colorful local conversation piece. CONTINUED ON Pa PaG aGe 10
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21. Marvel at the intricate workmanship of Louis Comfort Tiffany and his artisans at the Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, the most significant collection of Tiffany’s work – not just glass windows and lamps, but pottery, mosaics, watercolors, jewelry, enamelwork and furniture as well (445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; morsemuseum.org).
22. On an overcast, carefree day – or perhaps when fall first gets the air to cool and crisp – take time to stroll beneath the oaks, camphor and pines highlighted on the city’s Significant Trees Map (cityoforlando.net), a loop that travels through various parks as grand as Leu Gardens and as humble as Big Tree Park.
23. Browse acres of antiques at one of
bored: Skyebird (skyebird.com) or Drunken Monkey (drunkenmonkeycoffee.com) for breakfast; Dandelion (dandelioncommuni tea.com), Infusion (infusionorlando.com) or Woodlands Indian buffet (woodlandsusa. com) for lunch, Extract (extractjuicebar. net) or Grounding Roots (groundingroots. com) for a mid-afternoon snack or juice break; Loving Hut (lovinghut.us/florida) or Ethos (ethosvegankitchen.com) for dinner (plus beer/wine at Ethos), and the awardwinning Vegan Hot Dog Cart (facebook. com/theveganhotdogcart) for fourthmeal.
31. Pick from any number of classic songs and
26. Take the required courses so you can experiment with the high-tech tools at the downtown library’s Dorothy Lumley Melrose Center (101 E. Central Blvd., 407-835-7323; ocls.info). Record an album, set up a photo shoot, make your own movie – whatever you do, don’t neglect this rare resource.
27. Go ice skating outdoors in Florida: November through January, enjoy Winter in the Park in Central Park’s West orlandoweekly.com
29. Eat vegan for a whole day without getting
24. Bust out that bicycle and take the Cady
International Fringe Theatre Festival. It’s the longest-running fringe festival in the United States, and 2016 is its 25th anniversary (orlandofringe.org).
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also refreshingly) cool springs at Wekiwa Springs (1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka; floridastateparks.org/wekiwasprings).
30. Buy a $4 suit – seriously – at Community
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Renninger’s Flea Market and Antiques Center’s annual extravaganza events (20651 U.S. 441, Mount Dora; renningers.net).
Way Trail toward Winter Park to treat yoself at Jeremiah’s Italian Ice (6864 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407-6792665; jeremiahsice.com). Just hop off at Forsyth Road and find the slush stand on Aloma Avenue.
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belt them out during karaoke at Big Daddy’s (3001 Corrine Drive; bigdaddysorlando.com), which happens pretty much every night of the week.
32. Find your perfect sausage among the plethora of house-made varieties at Cavallari Gourmet (1954 W. State Road 426, Oviedo, 407-365-8000; cavallarigourmet.com).
33. Walk through Mead Botanical Gardens (1500 S. Denning Drive; meadgarden. org) on a full moon and either become slightly crazy or super romantic.
34. Get some culture while smashing a cocktail: Take a happy-hour tour of the stunning collection of contemporary art at the Alfond Inn (300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park, 407-998-8090), 5:30 p.m. on the first Wednesday of the month, May through September. CONTINUED ON Pa PaG aGe 12
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42. Attend a Sunday Gospel Brunch at House of Blues Orlando (1490 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; houseofblues.com).
35. Buy plants for your home and garden from Leu Gardens (1920 North Forest Ave., leugardens.org) at the annual plant sale, a massive flora and fauna bonanza that takes place every March. Admission to the park is free during the sale, so make sure you spend some time exploring the gorgeous formal gardens while you’re there.
43. Play jumbo Jenga at Barley and Vine (2406 E. Washington Street; barleyandvineorlando.com) before you fall apart.
44. Down a SunRail train shot: Every time a
36. Dine at the Florida Hospital cafeteria
train goes by, Hammered Lamb (1235 N. Orange Ave.; thehammered lamb.com) and PR’s Taco Palace (499 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; prstacopalace. com) serve patrons cheap or free shots.
(it’s surprisingly good!), where you’ll find a comprehensive selection of comfort foods and bottled smoothies. The Lakeside Cafe even specializes in vegetarian dishes.
37. Get married (or attend a wedding)
45. Sit through an Orlando City Council (every other Monday) or Orange County Commission meeting (every Tuesday) sober.
at the Acre (4421 Edgewater Drive; theacreorlando.com), one of the coolest event venues in Orlando.
38. Buy a man a cocktail and he drinks for an evening; teach a man to mix a cocktail and he drinks for a lifetime: Take a class at the Courtesy ($55; 5:45 p.m. the first and third Saturday of the month; email info@ thecourtesybar.com to reserve a spot).
46. Buy fresh eggs (duck, quail or chicken) or just cluck at the birds at Lake Meadow Naturals (10000 Mark Adam Road; lakemeadownaturals.com).
47. Try a Cuban sandwich at one of Orlando’s many Cuban eateries. A couple of our faves include Cuban Sandwiches to Go (1605 Lee Road) and ZaZa New Cuban Diner (3500 Curry Ford Road; zazacubandiner.com).
39. Get wasted with Elvis Presley on the stage at Whiskey Lou’s, because Whiskey Lou’s (101 N. Bumby Ave.) has the best Elvis Presley mannequin this side of Madam Tussauds.
48. Take a free yoga class at Lake
40. Go to a Grapefruit League game – of the Major League Baseball teams that come to Florida for spring training, the Atlanta Braves, Detroit Tigers and Houston Astros all stay relatively near Orlando. See game schedules at floridagrapefruitleague.com.
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49. Take a leisurely 45-minute trip east on quaint Colonial Drive to get your Christmas cards postmarked in Christmas, Florida.
50. Order your damn Publix sub online
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or Puck at Orlando Shakes’ annual Open House. The 2015 Open House is 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 1 (812 E. Rollins St.; orlandoshakes.org).
52. Vote in a local election instead of complaining so much (ocfelections.com).
60. Take a cooking class almost any day of the year at Truffles & Trifles in College Park (711 W. Smith St.; trufflesandtrifles.com).
54. Discover the hangout zone behind Shake Shack and Trader Joe’s (northwest corner of Orlando Avenue and Morse Boulevard in Winter Park, on Lake Killarney); claim one of the bronze hand-shaped chairs for yourself.
55. Use the CentralFloridaModern. com website to build your own modern home tour. You’ll have to do some sleuthing to find some of these midcentury gems but once you do, gawk respectfully from the sidewalk, please.
57. Get addicted to MAYL, the OCLS home delivery service. That’s right, the Orange County Library System will actually deliver books to your front door for no charge – you could stay in the AC reading all summer, if you wanted to (ocls.info).
58. Help reverse the slow decline of an awesome sport: Cheer on the jai-alai players at Orlando Jai-Alai, or if you miss the April-May season, learn to play yourself ●
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Revival buildings of Orange County’s first National Historic Landmark, the Maitland Art Center (231 E. Packwood Ave., Maitland; artandhistory.org).
car after partying downtown; admire your driver’s calves.
no longer accept reservations at the seven-seat omakase bar, so show up between 11 a.m. and 6 p.m. TuesdaySaturday, and be prepared to wait a bit (Kappo at East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive, kappoeastend.com).
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53. Take a pedicab back to your
56. Score a coveted seat at Kappo – they
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61. Get dressed up and do dinner and a show, all on the same block: See a play at Mad Cow Theatre (54 W. Church St.; madcowtheatre.com) and eat a swanky supper afterward just steps away at Kres Chophouse, the Rusty Spoon or Amura.
62. Plan your own SunRail pub crawl. Start by hitting a bar or two in downtown Orlando, ride the rail up to Winter Park for a beer anywhere along Park Avenue, then head up to Sanford where SunRail is a short walk to the bars and restaurants along First Avenue.
63. Volunteer. There are dozens of organizations that could use your help – try searching at volunteermatch.com – and we can personally recommend the satisfaction of a good shift in the warehouses at Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida (food bankcentralflorida.org) or the Mustard Seed of Central Florida (mustardseedfla.org).
64. Get some free therapy from Eliza, “the computer psychologist” from 1985. “She” is one of the earliest interactive computer interfaces, and you can solicit her advice at Orlando Science Center (777 E. Princeton St.; osc.org).
65. At Sushi Pop Restaurant, watch as they prepare the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sorbet right at your table: grape,
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(at publix.com); give the lunchtime crowd side-eye as you stroll in and pick it up with no waiting in line.
Lake Beach behind Parliament House (410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; parliamenthouse.com).
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raspberry or strawberry sorbet frozen tableside with liquid nitrogen, topped with marshmallow foam and peanut butter powder (310 W. Mitchell Hammock Road, Oviedo; sushipoprestaurant.com).
66. Mark out (that’s industry slang for freak out) with the roar of the crowd at a taping of a WWE NXT professional wrestling match at Full Sail Live (3300 University Parkway, Winter Park; wwe.com/events).
67. Ride one of Orlando’s bright orange Juice bicycles, available for rent in various places around the city (orlandobikeshare.com).
68. Take a class or spring for a membership at “fabrication laboratory” Factur and get the run of their MakerBot Replicator v5, Weller Digital Soldering Station and Shopbot CNC Router (520 Virginia Drive; factur.org).
69. Eat and drink your way through DeLand’s burgeoning artisanal food scene, including Dally in the Alley (dallyinthealleybistro.com), Trilogy Coffee Roasting (trilogycoffee.com), Persimmon Hollow Brewing (persimmonhollowbrew ing.com), and Cress (cressrestaurant.com).
70. Take the Summit Plummet at Disney’s Blizzard Beach water park (1500 W. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista).
71. Take advantage of Bite30 (bite30. com): Every June is a citywide celebration of culinary delights, offering fabulous prix fixe menus at around 30 of Orlando’s best restaurants.
72. Stop by New Beginnings Church (13 N. Hampton Ave.; jesusneverfailsorlando.com) when you’re down on your luck in the middle of the night to gain inspiration from the boasting neon “Jesus Never Fails” sign.
73. Race the motorized zoo animal scooters – we swear the hippos are the fastest – with your friends at Artegon Marketplace (5250 International Drive; artegonmarketplace.com).
74. Consume copious amounts of Butterbeer Ice Cream at Diagon Alley at Universal Studios. Wash it down with a Deathly Hallows (Guinness, Hog’s Head Brew and Strongbow) in Hogsmeade Pub (6000 Universal Blvd.; universalorlando.com).
75. Celebrate Valentine’s Day in style: Post up outside the Mennello Museum of American Art with a picnic blanket (bring the kids and the dogs, if you’re so inclined) and take in their Indie-Folkfest, a picnic party with live music, food and drink (including craft cocktails), and art and craft booths. (Feb. 13, 2016; mennellomuseum.com)
76. Lose yourself in the visceral, testosterone-chugging, fossil fuel-incinerating joy of Monster Jam, every January at the Citrus Bowl (1 Citrus Bowl Place).
77. Attend Orlando’s epic and outrageously colorful Come Out With Pride parade (Oct. 10, 2015; comeoutwithpride.com).
78. Solve a murder and laugh your ass off at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Shows. (8267 International Drive; sleuths.com).
79. Relive your cinematic past with friends at Enzian’s Wednesday Night Pitcher Show (1300 S. Orlando Ave, Maitland, enzian.org).
80. Drink around the world at Epcot (200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista), where you can try cocktails, wine and brews at most of the international pavilions.
81. Get your nerd on at Player 1 Video Game Bar (8562 Palm Parkway; player1orlando.com).
82. Stop by the Lure Design studio (1009 Virginia Drive; lurepapergoods.com) and poke through their storefront, where you’ll find cheeky cards and silkscreened gig posters from years’ worth of Orlando shows.
83. Show your friends how smart you are by conquering one of Orlando’s many “escape room” attractions.
84. Try all 20 dishes from our recent cover story, “Plate expectations: The 20 local dishes we absolutely love right now” (orlandoweekly.com).
85. Make out with somebody (anybody) in Disney’s Haunted Mansion at the Magic Kingdom (1180 Seven Seas Drive, Lake Buena Vista).
86. Like that arty type? Pony up the class fee for Orlando Museum of Art’s Art Night Out (usually around $30; includes a workshop and an “adult beverage”), where you’ll learn to do things like marble paper, do hand-lettering or paint a seascape, and they’ll say “Best date ever” (omart.com).
87. Watch a pianist tear up the keys at Pat O’Brien’s at Universal CityWalk (Universal Orlando Resort, 6000 Universal Blvd.; patobriens.com).
88. Be oddly moved by bubble-snowflakes on Main Street at Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party in the Magic Kingdom (1180 Seven Seas Drive, Lake Buena Vista).
89. Pub crawl through Orlando’s thriving craftbeer scene, starting with the venerable Redlight Redlight (2810 Corrine Drive; CONTINUED ON Pa PaG aGe 15
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redlightredlightbeerparlour.com) and work your way down to Orlando Brewing (1301 Atlanta Ave.; orlandobrewing. com) just south of downtown Orlando.
90. Find a new favorite record at Rock and Roll Heaven (1814 N. Orange Ave.; rock-n-rollheaven.com).
91. Take a date on a swan boat ride around Lake Eola (boat rentals are in the park near South Rosalind Street and East Robinson Avenue).
92. See a show at the Timucua Arts White House (2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; timucua. com). This unique music venue is located in the home of local musician Benoit Glazer and his family, but they have transformed it into an acoustically pleasing, fully functional venue with three tiers of seating. Most shows are free, but you’re expected to bring a bottle of wine to share. A pittance for such a gorgeous experience.
93. Indulge in a perfectly done steak at Linda’s La Cantina (4721 E. Colonial Drive; lindaslacantinasteakhouse.com), which has been in business in Orlando since 1947.
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94. Many filmmakers have chosen Orlando as the setting for their movies, but none made as big a bang as Lethal Weapon 3, in which there’s a scene where they actually for-real blew up Orlando City Hall. The old building was scheduled for demolition anyway and was situated right next to the current City Hall. You know you always wanted to go see where Mel Gibson’s mullet (and likely many Florida Man mullets) has gone before you, so go check out the scene of the explosion (400 S. Orange Ave., 407-246-2121; cityoforlando.net).
95. Test your taste for tart with a mazagran – espresso, lemon juice and a touch of brown sugar, served over ice – at Propagation (1221 N. Mills Ave.; instagram.com/_propagation_). Or, if you can’t handle the pucker, just stick with a flat white while you soak up one of the most serene indoor atmospheres in Orlando.
96. Experience home-grown horror at Legends: A Haunting at Old Town (5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; legendsoldtown.com), a haunted experience like no other.
97. Conquer your fear of heights by riding the Orlando Eye (8401 International Drive; officialorlandoeye. com), a new 400-foot tall observation wheel overlooking I-Drive.
98. Attend a Spooky Empire ultimate horror weekend, an intense convention full of all things macabre that takes place in May and October (spookyempire.com).
99. Take in a drag show at one of Orlando’s many fabulous venues – may we suggest the Parliament House, Funky Monkey Bistro & Bar at Pointe Orlando, or Hamburger Mary’s? The great RuPaul says drag queens need charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent, and Orlando’s queens have all that.
100. Spend a day wandering around downtown Sanford, a short drive north of Orlando, and find yourself pleasantly surprised by all of the interesting shops, bars and restaurants lining the quaint city’s streets. Stay long enough to watch the sun go down over tranquil Lake Monroe – it’s worth it.
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The good and the meh at Universal Studios Hollywood; blockbuster announcements from Universal Studios Florida Last week, I took you on my trip to Anaheim for a look at the Disneyland Resort’s Diamond Anniversary, and how the new entertainment there might migrate to Orlando. (Sorry about the jet lag.) But Disney isn’t the only Californiabased theme park company celebrating major milestones on both coasts; Universal Studios Hollywood is in the midst of their iconic Tram Tour’s 50th season. Ironically, I visited the original Universal attraction in Los Angeles on June 7, 2015, the very day USH’s younger sibling Universal Studios Florida turned 25. My brief trip to Universal’s Hollywood park proved less fruitful than I’d hoped, as the tram tours’ new nighttime-only effects and 3-D Fast & Furious finale weren’t yet in operation. (Based on preview videos that have since been posted of the new Vin Diesel-powered attraction, I hope Universal Creative takes their time “plussing” the shallow script and spotty CGI before bringing it to Orlando as the aging Disaster
ride’s obvious replacement.) And the first West Coast Wizarding World of Harry Potter was still under wraps until 2016, though official word is out that their new Forbidden Journey ride will be America’s first (following Universal Japan) to feature 3-D screens and Quidditch-inspired goggles. I can also confirm that Hollywood’s Hogwarts castle already has more decor on its show building than Islands of Adventure’s barren box. I did get to explore USH’s newly launched Springfield USA area, which opened earlier this year on land adjacent to the existing Simpsons simulator ride. When Universal Orlando opened its Springfield in 2013, it swung for a solid infield double by retrofitting a foul fast-food restaurant with funny facades and a flavorful menu. But Universal Studios Hollywood’s greatly improved Springfield scores a grand-slam Homer with multiple separate venues (instead of a single cafeteria), expanded menus, and second-story seating crammed with Simpsons sight gags – spot Spider-Pig on the ceiling, and see Krusty’s bar mitzvah tallit in a corner. All your original favorite Simpsons snacks are there – from Bumblebee Man’s taco truck to Lard Lad pink donuts – along with new tastes like Phineas Q. Butterfat’s
soft-serve ice cream, swirled with flavors like root beer or cotton candy. They even make fresh waffles for Cletus’ chicken sandwich, unlike Orlando’s Eggos. And every half-hour the nuclear power plant has a near-meltdown, sending clouds of steam and siren wails across the San Fernando Valley. The only downside: That Duff Beer (imported from Cape Canaveral’s Florida Brewing Co.) will cost you $11 in La La Land. Of course, my day at Universal Studios Hollywood was a heck of a lot more pleasant than what patrons of Universal Studios Florida were experiencing at the exact same time. To mark its 25th anniversary, you might expect USF to hold some spectacular ceremony on the big date, but instead they celebrated by re-enacting their infamous opening day, when everything broke down. This time around, the rides themselves kept running, but the pillars of our modern mobile economy – credit cards and WiFi – crashed hard for most of the afternoon. And unlike a quarter-century ago, Universal didn’t give everyone in attendance a free return ticket. As tempting as it is to titter at their techno trainwreck, I’ll forgive Universal Orlando for fumbling their silver festivities because of the bounty of blockbuster announcements they revealed in the weeks before their birthday. In case you missed it, Universal unleashed a torrent of confirmations about major additions that we’ve been whispering about for years, and a couple others even I didn’t see coming. By this time next year, Skull Island: Reign of Kong should open adjacent to Islands of Adventure’s Jurassic Park, which just introduced an amazing velociraptor meetand-greet in time for Jurassic World’s record-breaking premiere. And the heavily themed Volcano Bay water park will surely snarl I-4 traffic when its namesake peak begins erupting in 2017. More unexpectedly, Universal secured partnerships for Nintendo attractions (watch for Super Mario and pals to replace USF’s Kidzone) and Hello Kitty merchandise (say goodbye to the Lucille Ball museum). At CityWalk, NBC Sports Grill & Brew is being built on the bones of the old NASCAR restaurant, and the NBA City eatery is defecting to Disney Springs, with everything from a wrestling hall of fame to a chocolate factory rumored as its replacement. And that’s not to mention yet-unannounced attractions like “Project 727,” a plan to turn Twister into a synergistic simulator best summarized as “Soarin’ Over Manhattan With Jimmy Fallon.” (Well, they can’t all be winners.) By the time Walt Disney World opens Avatar and breaks ground on Star Wars Land, Universal will be well into their second quarter-century, with no signs of slowing down any time soon. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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The poutine trend is about to make a serious gravy and cheese curd-infused splash around the globe. The ambitious expansion effort of popular Torontobased outfit Smoke’s Poutinerie will result in 1,300 new restaurants around the world by 2020, 800 of those in the U.S. alone planned for the next five years. And according to a tweet at me from Smoke’s, Orlando is most certainly part of their plans. Do you hear that? It’s the sound of your arteries running scared. And speaking of the Canadian Invasion, there are quite a few joints from the Great White North that have opened or are opening in Orlando: On the heels of Yogen Früz and Paramount Fine Foods, Coffee Culture Cafe & Eatery has opened in the North Quarter (as reported last week), and a Union Burger is opening in Lake Nona soon as well.
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I do like Mondays: The Ravenous Pig is now open Mondays from 4-9:30 p.m., and a happy hour from 4:30-5:30 p.m. is part of the extended service. Also, Swine & Sons is now open seven days a week, and their Blue Pig Specials (available Monday-Friday) can be had for just $15 per plate.
Fast-casual Italian joint gratifies the college crowd BY FaiYaz KaRa SPoleTo ITalIan kITCHen 12101 University Blvd. | 407-658-0593 | spoletoitalian.com | $$
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drive out to the Plaza on University convinced me that college kids have it pretty good nowadays. The gleaming new student housing complex stands proudly on the corner of University Boulevard and Alafaya Trail, with nary a whiff of cheap weed, mildewed unmentionables or inebriated circus animals greeting one’s nostrils. The aberrance is further compounded by 63,000 square feet of retail space, much of it occupied by restaurants in which you or I might actually be caught dead. Not that I’d want to spend my last day at Spoleto Italian Kitchen – that would be about as bizarre a death wish as … oh … Charles Bronson’s Death Wish V: The Face of Death, which currently holds a zero-percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Now, rotten tomatoes don’t enter the picture at this Brazilian-based fast-casual Italian joint, and that’s how it should be. Like most eateries in the genre, choice is king. Guests select a carb (or greens), choose some toppings, add an upgrade, pick a sauce, then dress it up. I’ll admit, the sensory overload caused a brain-fart of sorts, but I wasn’t the only one. Selecting the carb was easy enough – “spaghetti!”
– but that’s when I got a bit lost. The nice girl behind the counter asked what “base” I preferred – pesto, garlic or olive oil. “Uhh, olive oil,” said I, at which she splashed some EVOO into a frying pan. Then she said to choose six ingredients for my pasta, but the pasta was nowhere to be seen. I didn’t really want much else in my pasta, but nevertheless found myself pointing to fresh tomatoes, truffle-roasted mushrooms, peas, capers and pine nuts. “One more,” she said, patiently awaiting my final choice. When I said I didn’t want anything else, she paused for an incredulous nanosecond, then handed the frying pan to another nice girl. She was in charge of putting the parboiled pasta into the pan and quick-firing it, along with my sauce of choice – in this case it was brodo di pollo (chicken broth). My upgrade – polpette grande (aka fat meatballs) – was thrown into the wood-fired oven, given a toss in bolognese, and handed to me as a side, which was my preference. I didn’t want the meatball lolling about in noodles cooked in chicken broth, so I thank them for providing me with a sense of the “culinary freedom” comprising so much of the restaurant’s marketing and advertising collateral. Naturally, that freedom comes with a price – $8, to be exact – with upgrades like the $3.50 meatball being extra. Said orb was
dry, yet nicely seasoned; the noodles, not as al dente as I hoped, but the chicken broth and fresh ingredients meshed well. One of my guests ordered the gnocchi ($9), a “specialty pasta,” with eggplant, squash, sundried tomato and green olives tossed in marinara. Apart from the gnocchi being way overcooked, it was a flavorful dish. Another guest reveled in perfectly cooked cavatappi (the “seasonal” pasta) with pesto and, yes, six ingredients. If you don’t want pasta, the focaccia flatbread fashioned from house-made dough with the sauces/topping/upgrades of your choice is quite nice as well. Said flatbread is also the base for a simple ending of Nutella with strawberries ($5), though you can never go wrong with imported millefoglie ($1) or assorted Italian cookies. Coffee isn’t served here, so we headed to Vespr Coffeebar (another popular UCF-area hang) for a proper post-meal brew. Like I said, college kids have it pretty good nowadays.
New dishes making a debut at this year’s Epcot Food & Wine Fest (Sept. 25-Nov. 16) include seared venison loin, bush berry shrimp with pineapple, pepperbacon mac and cheese and a Scottish Citrus Thistle drink. oPenInGS: Over at the new Florida Mall Dining Pavilion, Puerto Rico’s El Meson Sandwiches has opened their first stateside sandwich shop. Also at Florida Mall, the Kono Pizza kiosk serves up portable pizza in a cone … Tampa’s Bavaro’s Pizzeria Napoletana & Pastaria opened an outpost in Winter Springs on June 10. They specialize in wood-fired pizzas and rustic pastas … Ten 10 Brewery plans to open on Virginia Drive at the end of the month … Belicoso Cigars & Cafe has opened on Park Avenue … Wild Brew Works & Grille is open in Longwood … Marlow’s Tavern Waterford Lakes, the third location in Central Florida, is now open for business. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com
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Essay question: Why should I drink here? Avenue is a wolf in sheep’s clothing: From the outside, it looks like any unassuming Orange Avenue bar, but step in and you’ll be surprised by the sophisticated interior, not to mention the creative menus of food, house cocktails and craft beers. It’s more of a swanky late-night supper spot than a party-hard bar, but don’t assume a stolid atmosphere: It was packed with Friday-evening revelers shaking off the work week when we visited. 22
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Urban Tide Locally sourced seafood is now the focus inside the Hyatt Regency’s signature resto Urban Tide, formerly Napa. A salad of locally grown tomatoes topped with Thai basil sorbet makes a refreshing start; the blackened skin-on Florida yellowtail snapper an immaculate main; and the spice-roasted pineapple rum cake with coconut sorbet an ideal ending. Service is stellar, and the wine list accommodating. Open daily. Free valet parking for the first four hours. Self-parking will be validated. 9801 International Drive, 407-345-4570; $$$$
Royal Indian Cuisine Casselberry curry house serves straight-up Indian fare – some fragrantly enticing, some confoundingly uninspired. Onion bhaji and chilli chicken hold promise, but steer clear of tough-crusted lamb samosas and dried-out seekh kebabs. Curries like chicken shahi korma and Kerala fish curry fare better, as does the okra slow-cooked in a bevy of spices. Desserts like gulab jamun and pistachio kulfi are uninspired and forgettable. 1410 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-681-7542; $$
Shish.Co Mezze & Grill The bevy of Turkish delights fashioned behind the walk-up window of this glassblocked hut in Maitland is nothing short of stellar. From traditional kebab sandwiches (doner, kofte) to intriguing vegetarian items like the zucchini pancake, the dishes gratify. A highlight is the chicken kebab flatbread bowl with fluffy bulgur, though the lamb chops (cooked well-done) are exquisitely tender. End with kurabiyesi cookies and a spot of Turkish tea. 118 Lake Ave., Maitland, 407-636-7601; $
Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star. His butcher sandwiches (love the pimento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothCONTINUED ON PaGe 26
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ing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$
Pharmacy Pharmacy places an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of the many “elixirs” – stiff, hand-crafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and chili-strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – Swiss chard with sausage and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$
The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$
Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$
Francesco’s Ristorante & Pizzeria Sicilian specialties star at this Maitland ristorante, with wood-fired brick-oven pizzas stealing the show. Pastas, like the beautifully plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of flavorless calamari steak. Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu make small service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$
Pho Curry Ford Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $ n
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FILM LISTINGS North by Northwest Alfred Hitchcock sends Cary Grant on a whirlwind chase across the U.S. in a case of mistaken identity. 7 p.m. Thursday; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; (407) 877-4736. Friday Cult Classics: The Big Lebowski 7 p.m. Friday; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $6; (407) 877-4736. Gemma Bovery A modern-day reimagining of Flaubert’s literary classic Madame Bovary. Based on the graphic novel by Posy Simmonds. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Opera on the Big Screen: Il Trovatore From Berlin’s Staatsoper Unter den Linden. 11 a.m. Saturday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Fast Times at Ridgemont High For Father’s Day, the Enzian is dusting off this classic ’80s teensploitation flick starring Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli. 1 p.m. Sunday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Heaven Adores You A visual journey through the life and music of Elliott Smith. 9:15 p.m. Monday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Exhibition on Screen: Girl With a Pearl Earring and Other Treasures from the Mauritshuis in the Hague Girl With a Pearl Earring returns to the Mauritshuis museum in The Hague. This event pursues riddles surrounding the painting and Vermeer. 7 p.m. Tuesday; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.
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Opening this week Dope It wasn’t until I entered college that I learned there were black nerds. Having grown up in a lily-white New Jersey suburb in the 1970s, I just naturally assumed all kids of color were streetwise, jive-talking sidekicks, like that funky Sly on James at 15. But one day, a brother walked through our dorm who was so flamboyantly a derpwad that I was transfixed. (Keep in mind that this was still in the years P.U., which means Pre-Urkel.) “He’s a nerd!” I blurted out in amazed delight. To which a few of my African-American pals on the floor responded, “Yeah, he is. You thought we didn’t have nerds?” “I thought you had nerds by your standards,” I clarified. “That guy is even a nerd by ours!” Thirty years later, “geek” has mostly replaced “nerd” in the lexicon, so we’ll be thoroughly P.C. and say that Malcolm (Shameik Moore), the hero of the Cannes hit and Sundance pickup Dope, is a black geek who learns valuable life lessons from a detour into the underground. Of course, whether you call him a geek or a nerd, this film’s viability among mainstream audiences depends upon white people still being taken by surprise by the idea that not all black children are born talking and acting like Huggy Bear. Hey, the races have all sorts of unlikely subgroups: I hear there are even Latinos who do Crossfit! (R)
Inside Out The miracle of Pixar is that they’ve stolen the idea for just about every story they’ve ever told, but they usually do such great things with that pilfered material that you end up not minding. Toy Story was the Henson TV special The Christmas Toy, Wall-E was Silent Running, and Cars was, um, Christine. (Don’t think; just go with it.) Disney-philes who know the parks like the back of their hand have opined that the setup of Inside Out seems like a swipe from Epcot’s Cranium Command, but I’m sticking by my initial assessment that it’s instead a knockoff of the ’90s Fox series Herman’s Head: The life of an 11-year-old girl is complicated by an imbalance among the anthropomorphized emotions that dwell within her. The feelings in question are Joy, Anger, Disgust, Fear and Sadness; hopefully, we’ll get a sequel that catches up with our heroine as a teenager, ’cause I can’t wait to meet Petulance, Ambivalence, Resentment, Self-Pity and More Petulance. In the meantime, initial reports are that Inside Out is a true heart-tugger that’s gonna make you bawl the way you did when Emily abandoned Jessie the Cowgirl or Ellie upped and died on Carl Fredricksen. Hey, I always used to get choked up at the end of Flying Blind, so I’m clearly the target audience here. (PG) orlandoweekly.com
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he fourth installment in the Jurassic series is spectacular summer entertainment, a sort of Cecil B. DeMille on speed. But if you long for intelligence, scientific credibility and a plot that actually makes sense, rent Steven Spielberg’s 1993 masterpiece. Jurassic World, directed and co-written by Colin Trevorrow (Safety Not Guaranteed), with Spielberg as executive producer, is set two decades after the events
of Jurassic Park and includes none of the original lead actors. Although it does cleverly reference to the plot of the original, it ignores the two previous sequels. That’s wise considering The Lost World is arguably Spielberg’s worst directorial effort and Jurassic Park 3 – well, we won’t talk about that. In this edition, John Hammond’s vision has been breathtakingly brought to life as a combination of SeaWorld and Disney’s Animal Kingdom, with a dash of Universal CityWalk. Hey, there’s even a Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville in case you want tequila with your T. Rex. Guests can cuddle baby dinos in the petting zoo, take in an aquatic show that makes Shamu Stadium look like Marineland and come face to face with carnivores, through protective glass, of course. Trevorrow and cinematographer John Schwartzman deserve credit for bringing this world to life
in grand fashion with both traditional and digital methods. The attention to detail is remarkable and the CGI superb, with dynamic editing and pacing. The movie will even satisfy purists, as it was shot on both 35mm and 65mm. And although this means it had to be converted to 3-D instead of being shot in that format, the depth, color and richness is astonishing. But then there’s the plot. No longer satisfied with watching the current crop of realistic reptiles, “consumers want them bigger, louder, more teeth,” we’re told. So geneticists create Indominus Rex, a carnivorous concoction of T. Rex and who knows what else. And yet somehow everyone is surprised when this new and unpredictable beast – spoiler alert (well, not really) – threatens to go berserk. That alone might make for a nice story, especially with the children-in-peril subplot used to great effect. But the writers just had to have their brontosaurus burger and eat it too, as the final act drains most of the maturity and believability from what had previously been fine filmmaking. Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard play park employees with a brief romantic past. He is one of the few workers who truly cares about
the animals, while she is a self-centered manager focused on the bottom line. While both actors do what’s required of them and have moments of genuine emotion, methinks I taste eye candy. Complementing them is the visionary but out-of-touch park owner, Simon Masrani, played with muchneeded subtlety by the brilliant Irrfan Khan (The Lunchbox, Life of Pi). And Jake Johnson (Safety Not Guaranteed, Fox’s New Girl), as the funny but unexpectedly wise tech nerd, is a nice extra. It’s the mishandled addition of Vincent D’Onofrio as a greedy, exploitative military contractor that sets up the aforementioned plot meltdown. Yes, we need a human villain, but his character’s fantastical designs on dinosaur manipulation have more in common with the SyFy Network than Spielberg. Cynicism aside, this is one of the best action-adventures of the year and will resonate well with theme-park-saturated Floridians, though it’s too violent for young children. It also makes for a clever but likely unintentional meta-commentary on today’s movie-goers, who, like the tourists in the film, are no longer content with the simple majesty of the original creatures but demand more, bigger, teethier! If that’s what you want, bon appetit! Just don’t be surprised when logic ends up on the endangered-species list. feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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on Drugs in 2011 and whose synth and piano flourishes give the band’s music an emotionally textural underpinning. “It’s been less of a shock to the system that way. And now we have so many opportunities to get the music closer to the way we want it to sound. Even the TV stuff, which we’ve done six times now, is becoming less stressful. The first couple of times, you’re like ‘Oh my god.’ You’re petrified.” Now, not so much. In 2015, the War on Drugs headlined Coachella, Sasquatch, Governors Ball and Bonnaroo, with top slots at every European festival known to man still to come this summer. They taped a segment for the legendary Austin City Limits TV show and sold out landmark venues in the U.K.; now, when they announce new shows, they’re booked at places like Radio City Music Hall in New York. In short, Floridians are damn lucky the War on Drugs will dip down here this week for the first time (excluding a DeLuna Fest appearance in Pensacola Beach in 2011). When asked whether the band’s recent habit of bookending festival appearances with two or three shows is good for everyone’s mental, physical and creative health, Bennett laughs. “That’s a good question – no one’s really sure. But with sporadic touring, it’s hard to get in a rhythm. When we do four weeks of club shows with a couple festivals thrown in, we hit a pretty good feeling. When we pick up after a month off, which we did in the Pacific Northwest [in May], we might feel a little rusty. We really gel when we hit the road and stay busy.” Those conditions, however, make it hard to create new material, which Bennett says the band has begun doing in fits and starts. But he doesn’t expect the act’s predomPhilly dad-rockers the War on Drugs hit a groove, translating inant process – Granduciel writing and recording demos that he then outlines for dreamy, textural rock into international success the band – to change significantly. “I don’t By Nick McGreGor think it’s going to become more demomusic perfect to lose yourself in. In short, cratic,” Bennett says. “Honestly, that would THe war on drUGS with the everymen probably be a bad idea. The War on Drugs it’s all about the feels (if you let it be). 7 p.m. Wednesday, June 17 | The Beacham, Of course, that skips over vital elements is Adam’s vision – we’re extra hands for 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | of the band’s biography. Like how front- him. We all make contributions, but Adam thebeacham.com | $22-$25 man Adam Granduciel originally started is at the helm. That’s why the War on Drugs the War on Drugs with fellow sonic whiz sounds like the War on Drugs.” Granduciel has clearly created a collecy now, the critical superlatives Kurt Vile. Or how Granduciel and his describing Philadelphia sextet supporting cast – bassist Dave Hartley, tive powerhouse that’s built for far-reaching the War on Drugs have reached drummer Charlie Hall, keyboardist Robbie success – the Wall Street Journal revealed an ad nauseam pitch: “sounds like Tom Bennett, saxophonist Jon Natchez and last week that the band recently signed a Petty,” “sounds like Bruce Springsteen,” multi-instrumentalist Anthony LaMarca – two-album deal with Atlantic Records. But “sounds like Dire Straits.” Perhaps because coalesced after intense touring in the wake they’re also able to focus on what’s immefew modern bands reference such dad- of 2011’s Slave Ambient. Or how Granduciel diately in front of them. When asked about approved heartland rock, critics piled it on created Lost in the Dream solo over a year the War on Drugs’ next big step, Bennett is in the wake of breakout 2014 album Lost of post-breakup isolation punctuated by low-key: set design and lighting, but mostly in the Dream, even as nearly all copped panic attacks, excruciating depression and “just the next record.” He adds, “It’s all to being held in its dreamy, rhythmically crushing self-doubt. Or how this formerly about control for us. We want to be able to cult-favorite indie rock outfit has achieved control our surroundings on a day-to-day hypnotic sway. And that’s the point of the War on Drugs such mainstream, festival-headlining, late- basis. That way we can deliver the music, the show and the experience to people – in – rather than focus on discursive discus- night TV-appearing fame. “Our growth has actually been really just the way we want.” sions about influences and nostalgia and the repurposing of classic rock, this is natural,” says Bennett, who joined the War music@orlandoweekly.com
Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT
Marc With a c The local popsmith debuts a new song about “sweet relief,” as prompted by the previous installment of his Anything Goes series. 7:45 p.m. Wednesday, June 17, at the Geek Easy, free
Talib kweli, Niko is Talib Kweli drops in for a special guest appearance at Hungry for Hip Hop’s benefit show headlined by Niko Is, who just dropped a new video for “Bye Bye Donnie Brasco” that provides an intimate look at his stillrecent rise. 7 p.m. Thursday, June 18, at the Social, $10
cory Branan Settle in for a good practical look at life when listening to the underdog country sounds of Cory Branan’s new album, The NoHit Wonder. 9 p.m. Friday, June 19, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12
Murder Junkies Remember to comb your hair and fasten your top button, kids, because Murder Junkies and local openers Moonmen From Mars are making a live DVD of this special show. 6:30 p.m. Saturday, June 20, at Backbooth, $10-$12
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Hate eternal Death metal Tampa perseverers Hate Eternal are peaked to unleash Infernus in August, and this will be their only Florida show for fans hoping to experience the newest lashing first in the flesh. 6 p.m. Sunday, June 21, at West End Trading Co., Sanford, $18
Hot Hands Earlier this year, noisy garage duo Hot Hands released Blood Stereo with its sneering crunch and poppy confrontations, and we can finally hear the new songs live now that the band’s back in town. 9 p.m. Monday, June 22, at Will’s Pub, $5
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Ceremony went and reinvented themselves on The L-Shaped Man, cutting unpredictably down a more familiar, Joy Divisionbeaten path, so we’re interested to see how this translates live to a mosh-up audience of old and new fans. (See our interview on page 33 to learn more about opener Tony Molina.) 7 p.m. Tuesday, June 23, at the Social, $12-$14
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Addition by subtraction Musically rebellious Tony Molina cooks up his own power pop formula by stripping songwriting conventions By AsHley BelANGer Tony MolIna with Ceremony, Gross, False Punk, wildhoney 7 p.m. Tuesday, June 23 | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $12-$14
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ith a title like Dissed and Dismissed and emotionally exasperated song names like “Nowhere to Go,” “Nothing I Can Do” and “Don’t Come Back,” at first glance Tony Molina’s 2014 power pop offering seems like your basic breakup listening. However, due to his varied background in San Francisco hardcore bands like Caged Animal, Dystrophy, Scalped (etc.) and leading forever-intriguing indie bands like Ovens, Molina’s debut solo record continues the musically rebellious veteran’s rejection of songwriting convention. “It’s not necessarily about songs, but about an exercise in melody or instrumentation,” Molina says. “I’ve never had a lot of things to say, but have always been interested in wanting to explore melodies and different kinds of instrumentation.” Molina says the songs aren’t personal, except for “See Me Through,” which is actually about coping while his mother suffered a near-fatal illness. This can shake fans who traditionally seek to connect with the lyrics more than the melodies, but Molina had a particularly odd encounter with a stranger who read further into Dissed than anyone probably ever should. “Aren’t pop songs usually about heartbreak?” Molina says. “I was really just playing by the rules, and none of those songs were about me or any situation that I was in at the time of writing them. The weirdest thing is some dude went up to my best friend and told him ‘I know the person Dissed and Dismissed is about,’ like maybe an ex or something, and my friend had to convince this person who I’ve never met
that he basically made that up or someone gave him some wrong information. Weird situation. Also my mom recovered and is super healthy nowadays, which rules.” While the lyrics and the vocals on Dissed intentionally follow a formula (nestling safely into pop convention), behind the scenes Molina artfully experiments with expression via controlled, stunted melodies over 12 songs that conclude in less than 12 minutes. Your fling is with the music. So if you must see this as a breakup record, it’s maybe the equivalent of texting “it’s over” but in demented emoji speak. “I definitely think there is a formula for all the songs on the last record, which is the same formula in a lot of the old Ovens material,” Molina says. “It’s basically not about having a ‘real song,’ but more of an exercise in melody or groove. At some point I realized that it wasn’t necessary for me to force parts onto a track once I’d pulled off whatever I set out to do melody-wise or riff-wise. I realized I could just put a simple idea into a song and end it there.” The range of his body of work suggests it never actually ends, of course. It’s too soon for him to discuss new music in set terms, but after rushing Dissed and Dismissed (it was tracked and mixed in 12 hours), Molina’s plan is to slow down to meet his exacting recording standards. He says he’s tracked 25 new songs in the same studio where he recorded Dissed, though, and at the end of this tour, he’s headed back to Portland to record for a different project. His ambition is to release two full albums back to back, a daunting task but a feat more accomplishable due to his stripped-down approach to songwriting. “I don’t think I would have ever recorded so much music over the last 10 years if I hadn’t figured that out,” Molina says. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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icons, there is none greater than the Rolling Stones. They’re testament to not only the reach of the art form, but also to its immortality. Their longevity is superhuman, in defiance of all known natural law. Consider the few bona fide stadium bands still going and you realize that the Stones stand above all on a stratum of their own. U2? Talk to me in another couple decades if they’re still going this strong. But under most conceivable metrics, the Stones’ early claim as the “World’s Greatest Rock & Roll Band” didn’t end up being hubris after all. They may be old men by now, but this locomotive, this
cultural colossus, rolls on with no terminus in sight. At this point, it’s clearly not seeing a band at its zenith. It’s almost not even about seeing the band itself, as much as it is witnessing their phenomenon. I grew up listening to the Stones. Although I’ve thoroughly adopted them, they were my parents’ music. And, by now, I probably should’ve had kids that have already inherited them. The math on that musical shelf life is already staggering. But the fact that it also applies to their relevancy as a touring force would be inconceivable if it weren’t so actual. Their recent Orlando date was finally my first time seeing them live, and it was at the Citrus Bowl (June 12). Consider that for a moment. That should sound as ridiculous as me saying I’m going to see the Dave Clark Five in a motherfucking stadium this weekend. But it’s not at all, and that’s a tremendous feat. The usual cattle drive toward big-draw events like this bloomed into a full-on street party for the Stones outside the Bowl, complete with food trucks, street vendors and blasting music. Inside, it was a sellout. I’ve been to the Citrus Bowl for events of
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ranging success, from Orlando Calling to the World Cup, and never have I seen it this stuffed, nor possibly as universal. The social width and generational depth represented was remarkable, but the intensity and democracy of the buzz that permeated everyone was perhaps even more so. The stage show was a thoroughly professional affair. Apart from perhaps the appearance of a UCF chamber choir on “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” there wasn’t anything especially intimate or unexpected. The display was grand (huge hi-def video screens, fireworks) and the production savvy enough to minimize the warts. But, though they’re leather bags now with ill-advised fashion choices (sneakers that would appeal to toddler girls, fabrics that would appeal to Golden Girls), they deliver live, especially Mick Jagger, whose famous physical regimen has got to involve some sort of voodoo. The guy is svelte, elastic and still moves like a sex leopard. Keith Richards was wobbly, but Ronnie Wood was there to carry that end, and the rest of the band was a solid engine room. Really, though, their legacy and presence
were such that those gaps were mostly negligible. The music, no surprise, still retains a lot of its original balls, enough to carry the very un-rock & roll sight of geezers. Then again, it set the global bar on musical virility. In terms of crowd electricity, this was one of those on-your-feet-from-start-toend shows. At the back of the field, behind the seats, it was a beautiful dance party that observed no divide – not age, not class, not coolness. But my moment happened back at my seat. Fifteen minutes into the set, after much teasing, the legendary frontman finally makes it all the way out to the head of the long catwalk where I’m situated front row. It’s on one of my heart jams, “Tumbling Dice,” and my journalistic distance suddenly buckles under the realization that this is Mick fucking Jagger eight goddamn feet from me. It’s blinding while he’s there. Once he ebbs back to the stage, reason returns. And then a light drizzle begins to fall like some sort of summer stardust, lasting just a few seconds, just enough to put a bracing ring to the afterglow. Yes, I felt it. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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our picks for the best events this week
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Heroes, Myths and Make Believe
6-9 p.m. | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | free
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Milk District Man Cave When we wrote the selection for this event last year, we made some jokes about dads drinking too much and fetishizing their lost youth, but now that we have a kid of our own, we know that being a dad is mostly about listening to people cry while trying not to cry yourself, and we totally get it; we all deserve a beer. So buck up, fellow dads: The Milk District has you covered for Father’s Day, if a few days early. Stop by the party lot behind Spacebar and Sandwich Bar to pick up some manly wares like beard oil from the School of Beardsmanship, leather goods from Oldvardo Handcrafted Goods, or custom furnishings from RJ Original Furniture. Hit up booths from Uncle Tony’s Donut Shoppe and All Vinyl Garage Sale to splurge on some vinyl that’s not a cartoon-visaged picture disc. Ogle café racers from Café Moto, but remember that you have a tiny person depending on you not to get in a wreck, so wear a helmet if you go for a ride. Bring cash for the raffle, where you can snag awesome prizes like Milk District bar tabs, tattoos and concert tickets. Ha ha, like you can stay up that late, old man. – Thaddeus McCollum
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Friday, 19
House of Lightning
with Wrong, Rapturous Grief, Waste Layer | 7 p.m. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $8
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Reinventing Radio: An Evening With Ira Glass EVENT
8 p.m. | Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave., Orlando | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $42.50-$55.50
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Summer Snowstice
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Illuminated Paths Showcase Tour
In Central Florida, we don’t need anybody to make it rain for us – the lateafternoon storms come like clockwork during summer, thanks. But when it’s hotter outside than two rats making love in a wool sock, we’d like it if someone would make it snow, please. And since nobody else has stepped up to do it for us yet, we’ve partnered with Wall Street Plaza and Coors Light to make it happen. At the top of every hour, we’ll literally make it snow, and to up the ante, we’ll give away free beer while the flurries are happening. There’s no cover, we’ll have games, giveaways and $3 Coors Lights all night long, and we’ll award a $500 bar tab to the best-dressed Ice Queen. Did we mention there’s no cover? Let it snow! – Erin Sullivan
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9 p.m. | Wall Street Plaza, 25 Wall St. | 407-849-0471 | orlandoweekly.com | free
Traveling the Illuminated Paths catalog is like listening to broadcasts from another world. Fittingly headquartered in another famous porthole to beyond, Florida’s Space Coast, the DIY music label has over the past few years established an entire left-field microcosm on the frontier of modern music. Even from the fringe, the exotic label has attracted press from high-profile media like the Fader and Tiny Mix Tapes on the wings of hand-crafted cassettes, personal bibelots and vaporwave. Now Illuminated Paths goes on its first label showcase tour, a two-week run up the East Coast to Brooklyn that begins and ends with two different Orlando dates, including this week’s kick-off at Uncle Lou’s. Visit orlandoweekly.com to read more about the thoroughly DIY and expressive label before giving Illuminated Paths a properly odd send-off. – Bao Le-Huu
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with Heliophonic, Public Spreads the News, Nosis, Ray Brazen, Maximino, DJ Nigel John | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $6
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Father’s Day at Enzian featuring Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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ConCerts/events Anything Goes: Marc With a C, Grace Trotta, Spooky Steve 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Control This!, Caffiends, Mrs. Skannotto, May Weather, Doug Lowell 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Lauren Lester 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The War on Drugs 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-648-8363.
Clubs/lounges Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.
Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.
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Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.
Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.
Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.
Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.
Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.
Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.
Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.
Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.
Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.
Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.
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ConCerts/events Hungry fo Hip-Hop: Niko Is, Talib Kweli 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Light Years, Head North, No Good News, Casey Bolles, Adult Life, Haunter 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Sounds Like Summer: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive (of the Tuff Darts), Coma Club 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.
Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; Free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.
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Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.
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Lagunitas Yappy Hour World of Beer’s downtown location brings two of the best things – dogs and beer – together for one buttsniffingly cool patio party. Bring your pooch and get $1 off Lagunitas brews, including drafts of Sumpin Sumpin, New Dogtown Pale Ale and Scare City Wheat Wine. The event also raises money for Dolly’s Foundation, an organization that offers spay and neuter for cats and dogs in Seminole County. 6-8 p.m. Wednesday; World of Beer – Downtown, 431 E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com
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Alice in Chains Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live Jake Miller, July 24 at the Beacham
Spirits celebrates Father’s Day by offering up tasting samples of daddy’s little helper: whiskey. For a flat fee, you get to try bourbons and whiskeys like Monkey Shoulder, Bird Dog, Dewar’s and more, and get 5 percent off the purchase of any of the featured items. 7-8 p.m. Thursday; Vines Wines and Spirits, 7585 W. Sand Lake Road; $10; vineswineshop.com
Kool Keith, June 26 at Will’s Pub
Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts
Friday Wine & Sign: Jason Ferguson
Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social
Citizen Cope (full band), Aug. 1 at House of Blues
Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham
Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live
BJ Barham (American Aquarium), July 11 at Will’s Pub
My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live
Our favorite local music critic and travel writer, Jason Ferguson, brings his Moon Florida Road Trip guide to Bookmark It to discuss his favorite overlooked gems while you knock back free wine. 6 p.m. Friday; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com
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Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578
Third Thursday Tasting Father’s Day Edition Down in Dr. Phillips, Vines Wines and
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Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field
Southern Fried Sunday Dad’s Day Edition Show your dad you love him this
Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social
year by not buying him anything. Dads who accompany a paying guest at this month’s SFS get in for free. They still get to help themselves to the barbecue pork and fixins while checking out music from Sean Holcomb & Friends, Big Shoals, Jackson Rodgers and more. You should probably still shell out for a beer or two, though. 5:30 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8; willspub.org
Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub
311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company
Orlando Nerd Fest, Aug. 7 at Orlando Science Center Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live
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“Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live
Zappa Plays Zappa, Sept. 12 at the Plaza Live
The Molly Ringwalds, Aug. 14 at House of Blues
Eric Hutchinson, Sept. 16 at the Social
Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live
Billy Idol, Sept. 23 at Hard Rock Live
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Aug. 16 at West End Trading Company
Janet Jackson, Sept. 23 at Amway Center
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Hip Hop Junktion with Talib Kweli Give it to Conscious Mind Records and Venue 578 for conceiving Hip Hop Junktion, a sincerely legit recurring beat downtown that featured Styles P and Tony Touch last month and this month delivers the master Talib Kweli. Kweli’s been hugely busy, and not just with mentoring local hip-hop upshoot Niko Is, correcting ignorant bitches on Twitter and touring/performing constantly. He’s also got a new solo record slated for this year, Radio Silence, as well as a new collab with silky smooth producer 9th Wonder. Compound that with the fact that he’s not just performing once this week, but twice with an additional show (billed as a “special appearance”) at the Social on Thursday (June 18) with Niko Is. The earlier show is part of a different but equally worthy local concert series, Hungry for Hip Hop, which benefits the homeless by donating part of the night’s proceeds to Pathlight HOME. – Ashley Belanger
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Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Indiecent Thursdays ; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.
Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749. Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.
Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Talk Yo Shit Presents: Thursdays at the Shit House 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free-$7; 407-354-1577. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670.
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ConCerts/events
Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.
1349, Vattnet Viskar, Sons of Ragnar, Secrets She Kept, Faethom 6:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712.
Squeedlepuss, the Groove Orient, Hazardous Folk 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669.
Acid FM 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; Free; 407-221-1499.
The Strange Trip 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.
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Ark, Common Man, Waitress 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Classic Albums Live: Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $4-$9; 407-351-5483. Cory Branan, Austin Miller 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. House of Lightning, Wrong, Rapturous Grief, Waste Layer 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$12; 407-999-2570. Matoma 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-246-1419. Renderglow, Greg Little 7 pm; Disney Dolphin ResortBluezoo Lounge, 1500 Epcot Resorts Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.
Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday, JunE 20
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Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night ; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.
Archnemesis, Cat Party, SamsunRising 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669. Body//Talk Two Year Anniversary: Jude, Hypoluxo, DJ Spreadsheets, VSN QST, GRÜVV 10 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5-$7. The Dreaming (Formerly Stabbing Westward), Blaine the Mono, SML8, Machines on Blast, Sugarless 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-322-7475. Evan Taylor Jones, Galia Social 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Firm Fest 2015: Sister Hazel 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $75; 407-257-0120. COnTInuEd On Page 46
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Hip-Hop Junktion: Talib Kweli, Family Gang, DJ Eyez 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066. Morgan Page 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $13.50; 407-504-7699. The Murder Junkies, Moonmen From Mars, Room Full of Strangers 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Night of the Cover Bands: Almost Unknown, Down Shift, Rollin’ Heavy 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $7; 407-673-2712.
Priest, Great Peacock 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6.
Torque 16 Year Anniversary: Friction, Bradleeray, Circle K & Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $16; 407-403-2938.
DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.
Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.
Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Goo Goo Dolls Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000.
Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419.
The Oak Hill Drifters 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; Free; 407-221-1499.
Wet Ones, Golden Pelicans, Tight Genes 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.
Tony Trischka & Brittany Haas 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $20; 407-877-4736.
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The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.
DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.
Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.
Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. sunday, JunE 21
ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Edmonton, the New Lows, Moonbeard, the Areolas, the Florida Rooms, Coma Club 2 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Hate Eternal, Abdomen Canvas, Fires Eternal, Tyrannophobia, Emporos 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $18; 407-322-7475. Scott Dickinson Trio 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; 407-595-2713. Sleeping With Sirens, the Summer Set, Nick Santino 5 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Southern Fried Sunday: Sean Holcomb & Friends, Big Shoals, Jackson Rodgers Band, Jordan Foley 5:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.
Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.
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Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Make It Rain The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MOnday, JunE 22
ConCerts/events Hot Hands 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.
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Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.
oPera/ClassiCal May I Have This Dance? 7 pm; Sovereign Brass presents dance music from several decades, highlighting composers Copland, Bernstein, Piazzolla, de Falla, Dilorenzo, Tchaikovsky and others. The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $15-$48; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.
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ConCerts/events Ceremony, Tony Molina 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$14; 407-246-1419. Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $18-$118; 813-740-2446. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.
Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd; free; 407-839-0080. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.
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Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.
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Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529.
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Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.
ThEaTEr Ain’t Misbehavin’ This joint is jumpin’ with a rowdy, raunchy celebration of Harlem’s Cotton Club and the heyday of swing, inspired by the music and philosophy of Fats Waller. Through July 5; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $37; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. An Evening With Reba Robin Gallo performs a cabaret tribute to Reba McEntire. Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10. Chuggington Live! The Great Rescue Adventure The hit television series makes it stage debut. Sunday, 1 & 4 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $24.75; drphillipscenter.org. Dinner With Friends A tale of how the passing of time and passion affects us all, and a powerful insight into the changing nature of friendship and romance. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $24.25-$36.75; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. The Flick Comedic drama about three misfits working in a single screen movie theater in Central Massachusetts. Through July 12, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35; drphillipscenter.org.
I Love Lucy Live On Stage The classic TV series makes its way to the stage. Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75$93.75; drphillipscenter.org. My Pal Bette This hilarious and heartfelt coming of age story follows an obsessive compulsive gay pre-teen who experiences heavenly visits from Hollywood legend Bette Davis. Saturday, 4 pm & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd; donations accepted; 336-391-2388; interactionz.org. Whistle a Happy Tune A salute to Rodgers and Hammerstein, including numbers from Oklahoma, South Pacific, The King and I and more. Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $12-$20; 407-920-4034.
ComEdy Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. The FUNdamentals of Improv Class A class on short form improv with a performance at the end. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 321-4388025; power2improv.com. COnTInuEd On Page 50
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Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted By Myke Herlihy. Thursdays, 8 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays-Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Margaret Cho Three days of sets from the groundbreaking comedian. Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233. Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.
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Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic. Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy. The Three-Legged Dog Show Comedy showcase hosted by Jacob Galang and Mat Karako. Thursday, 8:30 pm; Vespr Craft Coffee & Allures, 626 N. Alafaya Trail; free; facebook. com/threeleggeddogshow.
danCE Skill Focus Burlesque: Adventures in Adult Animation Burlesque performances from your favorite sexy characters from Archer, Futurama, Family Guy and more. FridaySaturday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $12-$20; thevenueorlando.com.
arT oPenings/events Alumni Focus: Commercial Success in Florida New work by distinguished alumni of the Southeast Center for Photographic Studies. Opening reception Wednesday, 5-7 pm, through Sept. 20; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.
B-Side Artists Present: Awareness Month Part of the Third Thursday Gallery Hop. New work from Swamburger, SKIP, Chris Tobar, Lucy Fur, Peterson Guerrier, G Lemus, Peter Van Flores III, and Jon Glassman Gardner. Opens Thursday, through July 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Heroes, Myths and Make Believe A group show brings together painters Tara Atefi, Matt Duke, Bethany Duvall, Brandon Geurts and Plinio Pinto. Opens Thursday, through July 11; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Panorama: Sanford Prints from cameras placed around Sanford with the instructions to take them and photograph life. Saturday, 7 pm; Rabbitfoot Records Coffee Lounge, 309 E. First St., Sanford; free; rabbitfootrecords.com. Pitch & Patch This one-night event is a celebration of past exhibitors with Takeover at Canvs with a series of artists talks from Liv Jonsè, Hannah Glogower, Christopher Wolfe and Hope Yoders. Wednesday, 6-8 pm; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; 850-225-5154; face book.com/OrlandoTakeover. Wax Nostalgic Crayons carved into pop culture figures by Hoang Tran. Opens Thursday, through July 10; Redefine Arts Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free.
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Rodney Carrington Country singer and comedian Rodney Carrington performs live stand up. Friday, 7 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $44.75-$179.75; 407-849-2020.
good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.
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Winter Is Coming to the Falcon Game of Thrones inspired art show, with works from Brandon Geurts, Brian Demeter/Josh Geoghagan, Plinio Pinto and more. Saturday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.
Continuing tHis week ACA 26th Annual University Exhbition Featuring work by Nikolaus James, Zakriya Rabani, and Carlos Torres. Through July 31; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; 386-427-6975. Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken. Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.
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The Art of Freedom Local artist Michelle Melendez’s exhibit during Third Thursday. Through June 30; Loft Gallery, 55 W. Church St.; free; 407-451-6186; mkt.com/loft55gallery. Arts on Douglas: New Artists 2015 New artists Bobbi Baugh, Rose Thome Casterline, Lin Hilf, BJ Lantz, Robert Ross, and John Westmark. Through July 25; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; 386-428-1133. Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and me-
dia. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. Ben Schonzeit: Brilliant Realism More than 30 works by photorealist Ben Schonzeit meticulously created on canvas, linen and polyester during the past 45 years, prized for their inherent sensuous and allusive qualities, fill the downtown galleries. Through July 12; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Boss Krang A dedication of art based on the work of Krang, ruler of Dimsension X. Through June 25; Acme Comics Cards & Collectibles, 905 E. State Road 434, Longwood; 407-331-0433. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Cabinet of Curiosities A collection of objects from the permanent collection. Through Aug. 30; Maitland Historical Museum and Telephone Museum, 221 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; 407-644-1364.
Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Florida Prize in Contemporary Art Annual invitational of Florida artists. Criteria includes artistic excellence, engagement with significant ideas and achievement. Through Sept. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Lifelines An exhibit that showcases local talent and their unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet. Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407203-3891; thaipurplecafe.com. Marcus Adkins’ Florida Landscapes Photography of the East Coast of Florida. Through July 6; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; 407-704-3200. Marianela de la Hoz: Speculum-Speculari A series of paintings about altered perception. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.
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The Originals Stardust celebrates 16 years of being a gallery for local artists by bringing in art from many of the original artists who first graced its walls, along with works from newer artists. Ongoing; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free. Participation: Classes of 2015/2015 A collaborative exhibition highlighting noted Florida artists who have been part of the annual Participation fundraising event, an immersive art experience that explores the creative process through visual and performing arts. Through July 19; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org. Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Quick Brown Fox Featuring work by Japanese sign-painting artist Kenji Nakayama. Through Sunday; Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-982-4357. Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland
Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Rob Reedy: Three A virtual journey through Reedy’s awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407682-5343; thewhitewall.com. Sandy Wynant’s Wildlife Photography Sandy Wynant displays her Florida wildlife photos at the Orlando Public Library. Through June 30; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd; free; 407-835-7481; ocls.info. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Shapely Vessels: Gourds From Around the World Exhibited gourds include artworks and statues, musical instruments, tea cups, snuff containers and more. Through Aug. 9; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts
and culture district. Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; cityartsfactory.com. UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.
EvEnTs Art, Gift & Wine Stroll Sample delicious vintages provided by Quantum Leap Winery while checking out wares from local artisans. Saturday, 6-8 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; artegonmarketplace.com. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; audubonmarket.com. Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. COnTInuEd On Page 54
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Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Blind Tasting Robert Foley and Abe Schoener of Red Hook Winery conduct a blind tasting. Thursday; The Wine Barn, 1711 33rd St.; 407-704-8816. Caribbean American Heritage Month Festival Cultural performances, food, music and an authentic kwe kwe (African pre-wedding celebration) performance. Saturday, noon; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-810-6435. Cat Show Cat competitions, vendors of accessories, and 25+ breeds of cats. SaturdaySunday, 9 am; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $5; 941735-9956; ticamembers.org. Father’s Day Special Father’s day buffet with traditional favorites. Sunday, 4 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $23.95; 407-996-8551.
Food Truck Fridays Live music, entertainment and food. Bring a receipt from any store in Artegon to guest services and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. Friday, 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; artegonmarketplace.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Get Lei’d Luau Pub Crawl Hawaii themed Wall Street Pub Crawl starting at WaiTiki. Saturday, 8 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; $10; 407-481-1199. Iceland Independence Day The Icelandic American Association of Florida hosts a celebration of Iceland’s Independence Day, featuring SS brand hotdogs decked out with Icelandic mustard and remoulade. Saturday 12-3 pm; Downey Park, 10107 Flowers Ave.; $10-$20.
Ira Glass The host and creator of the public radio program, This American Life. Saturday; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $42.50-$55.50; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org. L’Gouthro Bal Violet Purple masked ball benefiting the National Multiple Sclerosis Mid Florida Chapter. Saturday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $55-$155; 407-704-6261. Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; willspub.org. Milk District Man Cave Celebrate Father’s Day at this dad-centric party featuring vendors selling man stuff. Thursday, 7-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; free. Night Hike at the Zoo A nocturnal flashlight tour throughout the zoo. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway
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ORLANDOWEEKLY.COM 17-92, Sanford; $20; 407-3234450; centralfloridazoo.org. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Unite@Night Chiari Walk A one mile casual walk for chiari malformation, syringomyelia, and related disorders. Register online. Saturday, 6 pm; Blue Jacket Park, 2501 General Rees Ave.; free; 904657-9361 or 407-209-7147.
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Party at the Plaza Four stages of live music, food by Arthur’s, Cuisiners, Houlihan’s Rosen Shingle Creek and Wondermade. Proceeds benefit the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra. Saturday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $75; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. Sacred Earth Celebrations: Summer Solstice Celebrate the changing rhythms and seasons of Earth with the Florida School of Holistic Living. Friday, 6-9 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $35; 407-595-3731. Steamee Summer Splash Bash Orlando Brewing releases their summer beer, Steamee Summer, with a day of water events that include water balloon tossing, a water gun melee and a dunking booth. Saturday 1 pm-midnight; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407872-1117; orlandobrewing.com.
Summer Snowstice Winterthemed block party with free beer, a costume contest and snow. Saturday, 9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Third Thursday Tasting Father’s Day Edition For a flat fee, you get to try bourbons and whiskeys like Monkey Shoulder, Bird Dog, Dewar’s and more, and get 5 percent off the purchase of any of the featured items. Thursday, 7-8 pm; Vines Wines and Spirits, 7585 W. Sand Lake Road; $10; 407286-2935; vineswineshop.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue
and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.
LEarning Central Florida Anthropological Society June Lecture Tampa’s urban core is full of historic buildings that give people a sense of the area’s history, but the real beginnings of Tampa remain beneath the streets, sidewalks and structures that now make up an urban landscape. Thursday, 6:30-9 pm; Winter Park Towers, 1111 S. Lakemont Ave., Winter Park; free; 321948-3994; centralflanthropologicalsociety.blogspot.com. Genealogy Basics for African Americans For beginners researching their African American genealogy and family history. Thursday, 6:30 pm; West Oaks Library, 1821 E. Silver Star Road; free; 407-521-3330. Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-5142000. My Hair and Me Workshop focusing on healthy lifestyle and hair. Saturday, 9 am; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-900-1628. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlightCOnTInuEd On Page 57
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ing people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.
CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Every other Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.
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Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Friday Wine & Sign: Jason Ferguson Florida native, journalist, and travel junkie, Jason Ferguson, discusses Moon Florida Road Trip. Friday, 6 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free. Infusing the Afterlife into Your Fiction A comparison and analysis of the effectiveness of portrayals of the afterlife in writing, from several sources. Tuesday, 7 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; 407-835-7323.
Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Yoga + Written Inspiration With Ashley Inguanta An interactive workshop that will combine yoga and writing. Saturday, 9 am; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; $40; 407697-1261; writersatelier.com.
FamiLy The Frog and the Princess A world premiere adaptation of the Brothers Grimm’s The Frog and the Princess. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am, Wednesdays, FridaysSundays, 2 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 4:30 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. Frozen Summer Fun at Walt Disney World A Frozen Royal Park Welcome, parade, sing-along, and dance party with fireworks. Through Sept. 7; Walt Disney World Resort, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; 407-824-4321. School’s Out Celebration and Farmer’s Market Water slide, DJ, food trucks and vendors. Thursday, 5 pm; Edgewood City Hall, 405 Larue Ave.; free; 407-851-2920.
sporTs Central Florida Mah Jongg Players All experiences welcome for weekly play. Wednesdays, 1 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 561-7049302. Mascot Games 30 sports team mascots from across the country competing in Gladiator-like games. Proceeds benefit New Hope For Kids. Friday, 12:30 pm, Saturday, 2 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$20; 800-745-3000. The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com. Public Pools Open Summer swimming. Through Aug. 23; Multiple locations; $3; cityoforlando.net. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either near Panera Bread or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n orlandoweekly.com
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ARIES (March 21-April 19) Would you like to stop pushing and struggling for a while? Is there a clenched attitude you would love to let go of? Do you wish you could take a break from having to give so much and try so hard and be so strong? Then do it! Now would be a good time to take a sabbatical from any situation that feels too demanding or frustrating. You wouldn’t incur the wrath of the gods or the twists of karma if you sneaked away to indulge in some recreational frivolity. For the foreseeable future, “relax” and “surrender” are your words of power. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Theologian Karl Barth speculated that when the angels get together to praise and honor God with music, they perform the compositions of Bach. But when they are playing for each other, they are more likely to choose Mozart. I guess that’s because Mozart’s stuff is loose and free and inventive compared to Bach, who’s formal and sober and systematic. Mozart is more for parties, while Bach is for serious occasions. I’m seeing the coming days as a time when you, like the angels, should be especially willing to express yourself in very different ways, depending on the audience. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Before E. Annie Proulx became a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, she wrote a series of how-to books, including a dairy foods cookbook and an instructional text on making your own hard cider. But the manual of hers that I especially want to call your attention to right now is Plan and Make Your Own Fences & Gates, Walkways, Walls & Drives. It might be inspirational for you to read it. You’re in a phase when it makes perfect sense to create new paths for yourself to travel on. This will allow you to forgo at least some of the paths that others have built and that can’t actually take you where you need to go. CANCER (June 21-July 22) I’m getting itchy to see you blow your own cover. I would love you to come all the way out of your hiding place, even if just for a while, and see what happens if you make full disclosures and brave displays. My hope is that you will close the gap between the real you and the images that people have of you. Does that sound interesting? Or have you become so fond of being a big riddle that you can’t imagine any other way to be? Maybe I can tempt you to be more self-revelatory if I add this: Taking your disguises off even briefly will enable you to discover intriguing secrets about yourself. And then once you put your disguises back on, you will seem more mysterious than ever. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) A new cycle will begin for you after your birthday. Between now and then you will be wrapping up the current cycle. I invite you to do so with a flourish. Don’t just wait around passively for the themes of the last 11 months to fade away or go to sleep. Instead, set an intention to bring them to a climactic close. Schedule a splashy graduation or a grand finale. Plan a cathartic party or a celebratory rite of passage. Take a playful leap of faith or try that magic trick you’ve been saving for the perfect moment. Or all of the above! VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep,” said author Jean Kerr. “That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?” In accordance with the current astrological omens, you should feel free to play around with that impish idea. Just for now, appreciate and enjoy the surfaces of things. Make decisions based on first impressions and instant analyses. Give your attention and energy to what looks appealing to you, and don’t think too hard about stuff that presents a boring appearance.
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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Now is a favorable time to wish upon a star. In other words, you can enhance the likelihood that your wish will come true if you choose this phase of your cycle to enlist the assistance of a higher power. It’s your duty to make sure, however, that you wish upon the right star. Pick a higher power that can truly help you with your wish, not necessarily one that has worked for other people’s wishes. Here’s another crucial detail: Be precise in formulating your wish. No foggy thinking or sloppy language allowed! SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) If you are fully committed to being both honest and kind, you will have more power to heal other people than you’ve had in a long time. You will have a resemblance to a magic potion or a wonder drug. Here’s a caveat, however: The therapeutic influence you have to offer might be scary to those who aren’t ready to be cured. The solutions you propose could be disruptive to anyone who is addicted to his or her problems. That’s why I advise you to be discerning about how you share yourself. P.S. The medicine you are generating is not too potent for your own use. It’s exactly what you need to transform limitation into liberation. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Each of us has at least one pesky ghost or nagging demon that occupies a dark corner of our psyches. It may have been there for years, or we might have picked it up more recently during a phase of temporary insanity. In any case, most of us can benefit from conducting a periodic banishing ritual. Now would be prime time for you to do just that. Ready? With your imagination, draw a clockwise circle of your favorite-colored light on the floor or ground. Next, identify an image that makes you feel happy and safe, and visualize four versions of it at the four cardinal points, hovering three feet above your circle. Then say this: “I dissolve any hex and banish any pest that has been draining my energy. I purge any wasteful emotions, unsound ideas and trivial desires that I may have grown attached to.” To put the seal on your magic, laugh for two minutes. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) By my estimation, 97 percent of the population is chronically starving for the pleasure of being listened to with deep empathy and focused intelligence. Very few of us enjoy the prolonged and undivided attention of a receptive ally on a regular basis. It’s rare to be in the presence of a person whose sole agenda is to be innocently curious about you. Your assignment is to go on a quest to remedy this shortfall. Figure out how you can get the skillful listening you’re missing. (P.S. One way to prime the magic is to offer yourself up as a skillful listener to others.) AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) At this year’s Grammy Awards ceremony, British singer Sam Smith won in four categories. His tune “Stay with Me” was named Song of the Year. In one of his acceptance speeches, Smith expressed appreciation for the difficult muse who inspired the song. “I want to thank the man who this record is about, who I fell in love with last year,” he said. “Thank you so much for breaking my heart, because you got me four Grammys.” I invite you to come up with a comparable expression of gratitude. What experience that seemed like tough luck at the time has actually turned out to be a blessing? Now would be a perfect time to acknowledge and relish and make full use of the unexpected grace. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The Bay of Fundy is a branch of the Atlantic Ocean between the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. It’s renowned for its tidal range. When high tide comes, the water may be as much as 53 feet higher than what it is at low tide. The shift back and forth happens twice a day. I’m wondering if in the coming weeks your emotional ebb and flow will have a similar variability. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you could experience both very high highs and very deep depths. Please note that when I say “depths,” I don’t mean sadness or despair. Rather, I’m talking about a profound ability to feel your way into the heart of things.
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If you’re looking for love, look no further because lover Boy is full of more unconditional love than you could ever hope for. He’s a friendly 2-year-old dog who loves to be petted. This big boy will rub up against your legs like a cat to beg for affection. And Lover Boy’s not only cuddly, he’s smart too! He knows how to sit on command and shake. He also walks well on the leash and is housebroken. Lover Boy was recently surrendered to the shelter and is now available for adoption for $55. The adoption fee includes his neuter surgery, vaccinations and a microchip. To meet Lover Boy, stop by orange County animal Services, 2769 Conroy Road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com.
B Y D A N S AVA G E My boyfriend and I both spent a lot of time masturbating when we were young, and pretty much trained our brains to come only one way. He can only come from masturbating furiously, or sometimes from a marathon of jackhammer sex. A few years before I met him, I toned down the masturbating to retrain my brain and pussy and tried a bunch of new things, and I can now come from different acts and positions. I’m starting to get annoyed that he isn’t working harder to overcome this jackhammering reliance. It hurts, it’s super boring and it makes me feel like I might as well be an inflatable doll. He says he’ll masturbate less, and that does help (read: Now it’s a half hour of jackhammering instead of hours), but I’m still eager for more variety. Can you recommend anything that would help him? Since I know firsthand this can be overcome and I accommodate him as much as possible, I think I’m being reasonable, but I’m sure you’ll tell me if I’m not. Hoping A Massive Masturbator Eventually Retrains Exacting Dick
Here’s how you retrain his dick: He keeps on having sex and he keeps on masturbating. But he is not allowed to revert to jackhammering away at your pussy or his fist if he doesn’t get off. If he doesn’t come, he doesn’t come. Eventually his dick will adjust to newer, subtler sensations, and he’ll be able to get off without jackhammering. Or not. Some guys can retrain their dicks, but some people have carved too deep a groove into themselves and their junk. Other people really do require intense stimulation to get off, and they have to figure out how to incorporate that intense stimulation into partnered sex without destroying their partners’ orifices. But the only way to find out if your boyfriend’s dick can be retrained is to try and retrain it. The fact that masturbating less cut his jackhammering down from hours to half an hour is a positive sign. How do I get over my jealousy over my bisexual boyfriend, who now wants to act on his urges for women? We’ve been together and had a happy gay life for 15 years, open with men for only three of those years. He has integrity, and he says he would never cheat on me, but he’s getting to the point where he is gonna hook up with women, whether I am OK with it or not. He is perfect in every way. A perfect person and a gift to the world. Any woman would be crazy not to want him for herself. We are deeply in love, but I’m afraid of a woman’s ultimate intention for a guy like my partner. Jealousy Annoys Gay Guy
Gay and bi men are just as interested in having partners who are perfect in every facet of life, and yet you trust your boyfriend to fuck other guys and come home to you. You’ll just have to trust your gift-to-the-world boyfriend to do the same with women: fuck a woman now and then but come home to you after. The “ultimate intention” of whatever woman your boyfriend fucks should concern you less than your boyfriend’s ultimate intention. Does he ultimately intend to stay with you? Or would he ultimately prefer to be with someone else? If he wants to stay with you – and
he’s likelier to wanna stay if being with you doesn’t mean he never gets to have sex with a woman ever again – then you’ll have to trust that your same-sex relationship is strong enough to withstand a little opposite-sex hooking up. I’m a 25-year-old heterosexual female, and I’ve been in a long-term friends-with-benefits relationship for a little more than four years. My FWB partner and I have recently started dating. But we’ve both become so accustomed to the late-night sexting-and-hookup routine that going on dates seems awkward and forced. It doesn’t help that neither of us has been in a relationship before, so we both feel a little in the dark on how to navigate this. I really do like the guy, but I’m not sure how to move past the in-between phase we’ve found ourselves in. Lost In Datingland
Dating is what people do before entering into a relationship, and you two are already in a relationship. It was a FWB relationship, yes, but it was still a relationship. And people in relationships don’t typically go out on dates. So, the reason going out on a date with your boyfriend feels awkward is because you’re not dating. You’re together. So be together: Go places, do things, have dinner, see friends, go home, have sex. Spend more time together, build on what you’ve already established, and stop stressing about performing the roles of “boyfriend” and “girlfriend.” Recently, while masturbating, as I was approaching climax, I had a sharp pain in my abdomen. It felt like my intestine wanted to burst though my abdomen, kind of like a hernia. It really sucked. This has happened a handful of times in the past. I mentioned it to my doctor once, and I tested negative for a hernia. I’m a 52-year-old male in reasonably good shape; I’ve been going to the gym on the reg for the past few months. This sucks in that when my wife and I play, part of it involves my wife putting me in four-point restraint, masturbating me, then tickling me post-orgasm. It would really suck for this to happen while tied up and has me concerned about our sex play. Advice, an explanation or a good theory would be welcome. Gut Ruins Orgasms, Addling Nerves
I would advise you to speak to your doctor, GROAN, but I don’t think you should worry about this too much. And I would theorize that you tense a particular muscle or set of muscles when you masturbate and every once in a great while this muscle group revolts and spasms painfully; your return to gym-going may have contributed to your most recent spasm. So long as your doctor gives you the all clear, GROAN, I don’t think you should stop going to the gym – or masturbating or letting your wife tie you to the bed. Risking the occasional spasm, however painful, seems a reasonable price to pay for regular orgasms and adventurous sex. On the Lovecast, the hype around the “female Viagra”? Don’t believe it: savagelovecast.com.
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Legal/Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO:.DP14-336 In the Interest of the Child: T.K.P, a female child, DOB: 1/8/2007 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO:Syndana R. Martin, 3244 W. Douglas Blvd., #1, Chicago, IL 60623 A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are to appear before Thomas W. Turner, Circuit Judge, Courtroom 5, on the 10th day of July, 2015 at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida. com/Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact: in Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204; at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie. evans@myflfamilies.com. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. Clerk or Court. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1977 WINNEBAGO MOTOR HOME VIN# 10335H179119 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM On JULY 6 2015, at 2500 n Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Around The Clock Towing inc.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP12-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.D. DOB: 10/05/2012, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Tonya Bland, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on August 7, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 4th day of June, 2015. CLERK OF COURT, Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 , Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 Fax. By: _____Deputy Clark.
The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. Apple computer - W Land Street Camera (Sony) - W Land Street Cell phone (Kyocera) - Red Ibis Ln Cell phone (LG) - Royal Fern Dr. Cell phone (LG) - Wetherbee Rd Cell phone (LG) - 18th Street Cell phone (Motorola) - 18th Street Cell phone (Samsung) - 18th Street Cell phone (Samsung Galaxy) - Good Homes Rd Cell phone (Verizon Black Berry) - Central Florida PY Electric mini bike (Razor) - Seamans Bluff GPS (Garmin) - 18th Street I Phone - Nolton Way Jewelry - Good Homes Rd Jewelry -Wetherbee Rd Motor Scooter (Viza) - Seamans Bluff Sony PlayStation 3 -W Land Street Sanyo television - W Land Street US Currency - International Dr. US Currency - S. OBT Violin w/bow and case - Seamans Bluff Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5:00pm.
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Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on July 9, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1026, Marysol Pagan, $704.00; 1150, Ann Gallagher, $886.60; 1176, Ann Gallagher, $1088.25; 1184, Mustafa Deshong, $878.40; 1359, Josephine Cooks, $1357.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, A100, Robert Vanny, $608.45; B130, Oghogho Onokpise, $611.30. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, B051-52, Jeffrey Jolicoeur, $539.60; E004, Philip Vanderau, $507.80; E027, Michael Fineanganofo, $843.40. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran,2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 1030, John Barry, $428.60; 1052, John Saxon, $432.60; 1406 Darron Lee, $293.80; 1407, Gregory Vining $432.60; 1414, Jaime Firpo, $293.80; 1454, Kendria Pettaway, $293.80; 1512, Karla Serna, $382.00. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773, 1023, Willie Eugine Jr. Fourroux, $721.75; 1220, Paul Speed, $383.00; 1278, tonya Mays, $343.00; 1285, Robert Remus, $550.60; 235664, Karen Aytes-Rochester, $911.40. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 2147, Jose Luis, $668.56; 4146, Ivory Jones, $668.56; 4155, Steve Austin, $336.60. Husband in search of spouse. If anyone has seen or knows the whereabouts of Ryanne De Lima Rover please contact Scott Dorough at 407-492-9679.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2014-CA-006628-O BANK OF AMERICA, N.A., Plaintiff, v. LUIS F. COYT AKA LUIS FERNANDO COYT et. al., Defendants. NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that pursuant to an Order or Final Judgment entered in the above styled cause now pending in said court, that I will sell to the highest and best bidder for cash. The sale shall be held online by the Clerk of Court at www.myorangeclerk. realforeclose.com at 11:00 a.m. on the 30th of June, 2015 , the following described property: LOT 62, AMBER RIDGE, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 29, PAGE 88, OFTHE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property address: 734 SATIN LEAF CIRCLE, OCOEE, FL 34761 Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. WITNESS my hand and the seal of this court on June 12, 2015. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 2130, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 836-2303 within two (2) working days of your receipt of this (describe notice); If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.” AIRAN LAW, P.A. Plaza San Remo, Suite 310, 6705 SW 57 Avenue (Red Road) Coral Gables, Florida 33143 Telephone: 305-666-9311 Facsimile: 305-665-6373 Service E-mail: reception@airanlawpa. com By:/s/ Megha M. Mahajan D.S. “Dar” Airan, Esq. Fla. Bar No.: 405825 x Megha M. Mahajan, Esq. Fla. Bar No.: 91831.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2872 IN THE MATTER OF THE ADOPTION OF: JOZLIN MACEY BELL, A Minor NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION AND FOR FINAL JUDGMENT OF ADOPTION TO: Alejandro Garcia Current Residence Address: Unknown YOU ARE NOTIFED that an action to terminate your parental rights and for a Final Judgment of Adoption has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before June 24, 2015 and file the original with the clerk of this court at 425 N. Orange Ave., Rm. 320, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption and for Final Judgment of Adoption on July 9, 2015 at 9:30 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Patricia A. Doherty at Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Court Room 16G, Orlando, FL. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the legal father of a minor female child born on 7/24/2006 at Ocoee, Florida to T.R.B., and the birth mother describes you as being 36 years old and Hispanic. WITNESS my hand and seal this 22nd day of May, 2015. Tiffany Moore Russell Clerk of The Circuit Court.
Legal/Public Notices Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr, Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 614 Queen Williams Unit 429 Shonteena Williams Unit 609 Marie Saint Armand Unit 177 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 461 Michael Pierre Unit 23 Kimberly Nelson-Ferrill Unit 750 Evelyn Montero Unit 729 Willington Metcalfe Unit 88 Sharonda Hampton Unit 738 Cassetta Hall Unit 712 Jonny Gay Unit 507 Isaac Francis Unit 211 Yairaniz Figueroa Unit 442 Leonard Chappell Unit 335 Ezella Williams Unit 456 Brittni Renee Herriott Unit 125 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 406 Jacqueline Ritchie Unit 327 Ricky Williams Unit 420 Tiquara Merriel The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday June 30, 2015 at 2:00 PM . Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.
Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 3, 2015 at 9:00 am, Rikers Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1992 Buick, Vin#2G4WB54T2N1402468; 2009 Ford, Vin#1FAHP36N49W187956; 1970 Chevrolet, Vin#166390Y140337; 1988 Dodge, Vin#2B6HB23Y3JK160873; 1992 Toyota, Vin#JT3AC12R7N1049957; 2001 Chevrolet, Vin#2CNBE13C316920294.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 07/08/15: 1027 Marilyn Herriott, 1060 Raquel Cruz, 2043 Mikahla Morgan, 3075 Kieta Gamble, 3114 Ronnie Sims, 5036 Yolanda Williams, 6037 Travis Martin Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 07/08/15: 1157 Shameena Michele Hooker, 1201 Bobby Andrews, 1253 Brandon Harris, 1256 Georgine Gedeon, 1268 Emily Rios, 1824 Christopher Cruz, 1928 Stanley A Florence Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 07/08/15: B110 Selinda Soto, B211 Kyle J Miller, C122-23 & C126-27 Mark Cole, C124 Carlos Hernandez, C179 Jennifer Jean Rivera, C211 Hewnri Pereira, D205 Roxanne Plummer Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 07/08/15: 223 Anibal Miranda, 615 Mildred Betancourt, 743 Leo Mciver Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 07/08/15: 1122 Duston Overton, 1132 Christopher Love, 1240 Darrell Wright, 1255 Anthony Cotton, 1506 Joe Capati, 1511 Michelle Bono.
STATE OF SOUTH , COUNTY OF GREENVILLE IN THE FAMILY COURT THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL COURT C.A. NO.: 2015-DR-23-1749 NOTICE OF ADOPTION PROCEEDINGS Jonathan Smith-Siau and, Amanda Wall Smith-Siau, Prospective Adoptive Parent, Plaintiff, vs. Ashley Amanda Howard and S.C. D.S.S. Defendants, In Re: Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2014. TO: ASHLEY AMANDA HOWARD DEFENDANT: YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN THE FOLLOWING NOTICE:1. That an Adoption proceeding was filed in the Family Court of Greenville County, South Carolina on May 5, 2015, and in this Complaint, Ashley Amanda Howard is alleged to be the birth mother of Bentley William Howard, DOB: September 12, 2004. 2. That in responding to this Notice you are required to use the caption and the Civil Action Number 2015-DR-23-1749. 3. That if Notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond is filed by you with the Court within thirty (30) days of the receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings, you will be given an opportunity to appear and be heard on the merits of the adoption. To file notice to Contest, Intervene or otherwise Respond in this action, you must notify the abovenamed Court at the Greenville County Family Court, P.O. Box 757, Greenville, SC 29602, and Stephen A. Yacobi, Attorney for the Plaintiffs, whose address is 408 North Church Street, Suite B, Greenville, South Carolina 29601, in writing of your intention to Contest, Intervene or otherwise respond. The above-named Court must be informed of your current address and any changes of your address during the adoption proceedings. 4. That your failure to respond within thirty (30) days of receipt of this Notice of Adoption Proceedings constitutes your Consent to the adoption of the child and forfeiture of all of your rights and obligations to the above-named child. This notice is given pursuant to Section 63-9-730 of the Code of Laws of South Carolina. YACOBI LAW FIRM, PC. Stephen A. Yacobi, SC Bar #5721, Attorney for Plaintiffs, 408 N. Church St., Suite B, Greenville, SC 29601 Phone: (864) 242-3271 Fax: (864) 233-3750 Greenville, South Carolina, May 7, 2014.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNE CHILDREN’S ADVOCACY CENTER CASE NO.: DP14-557 In the Interest of: J. W. DOB: 04/03/2007 a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: KEVIN WALKER (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on Monday, July 6, 2015, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21 day of May, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nicole Jackson, Esquire, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT Florida Bar No.: 0646962 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 601 West Michigan Street Orlando, FL 32805. (407) 873-3793 Telephone. (407) 481-2425 - Fax. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7430 x2305 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.
Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.801-83.809… The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until June 30th @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 328177 Unit A017 - Jonathan Bailey (Household) Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.
PUBLIC CASH AUCTION Winter Park iStorage–3400 Forsyth Rd. Winter Park Florida, 32792 on Monday June 29th 2015, at 4:00PM, will auction per FL.ST. 83.806. The following units are delinquent in rent and fees: 10-Michael Schweitzer-MISC Items 72-William Bagwell iii-Household items 66-William Bagwell iii-MISC items 145-Dorian Acito-household items 142-Bert Egan-MISC items 172-Arthur Egan- Household items 229-Godfrey Oni-Household items 461-Pat Webb-Household items 443-Pat Webb-Household items 319-Pat Webb-Household items 464-Brenda Sue Wyatt-Household items 355-Raihan Marjories Preston –MISC items 622-Clyde Williams JR.-MISC items 274 -Arthur Mobley- Household item.
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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2001 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1NE52J716267993 1996 Acura VIN# JH4UA3646TC010947 1998 Toyota VIN# JT3GP10V4W7039142 2004 Lincoln VIN# 1LNHM87A34Y614967 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On June 1, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.
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Golden Triangle YMCA Family Center The YMCA of Central Florida is seeking a dynamic cause driven leader to direct and oversee the day-today operations of our full service Golden Triangle YMCA Family Center located in Tavares, Florida. The facility has a budgeted trend growing to $2.5 million, employing approximately 70 staff with a growing membership base. The 27,000 sq. ft. facility in Lake County has provided individuals and families of Tavares, Eustis and Mount Dora a place to gather as a united community to participate in Y sports, activities and family programs. The incumbent must be a team motivator with the ability to create an environment that delivers exceptional customer service to grow membership and program participation. Under the direction of the District Vice President, the Executive Director will direct and supervise all aspects of the family center operations, including annual fundraising campaigns to exceed $225,000.
Senior Membership (Sales) Director Dr. P. Phillips YMCA
The YMCA of Central Florida is looking for a seasoned leader with strong sales management experience as the Senior Membership Director at our premier Dr. P. Phillips Y located in Orlando. This flagship facility is currently undergoing construction and a major expansion that will include a Healthy Eating café. Candidates must have proven leadership experience and the ability to create an environment delivering world class customer service to grow membership and program participation.
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