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9 This Modern World 11 Dump Trump This primary season, vote for the person most likely to defeat Donald Trump

14 Knights of the Bern table UCF student support group for Bernie Sanders presidential campaign brings youthful enthusiasm to an unusual political primary season

14 Excuse us, we’re talking Why your progressive female friends, family and partners may be with Hillz instead of feeling the Bern

arts & culture 17 Don’t tell her to put a lid on it

27 Broken record HBO series Vinyl should have been a wild romp, is instead a shrug-inducing ersatz epic

27 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

28 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Brothers Grimsby and The Young Messiah

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19 Live Active Cultures The actors behind Halloween Horror Nights’ Jack the Clown and Chance step out from behind the makeup at EDF 2016

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There is our history and there are our wants (“Donald Trump is coming to Orlando on Saturday,” March 1). For hundreds of years in the South – and Orlando was a Southern town – there had to be a way to keep the majority down. Those born into slavery and those born free. But Abraham Lincoln’s father moved from a slave state as it is pretty hard to be a skilled worker when the overlords can get it for free. When they are in the cradles, boys had to have a mythology. They had to kowtow to the mansion on the hill. Those people were their “betters.” So a scam artist who cares nothing for their ethics and religion and way of life is still in that mansion. He can use his trust fund money gained from grandad’s brothels. That scam artist is part of no one’s “betters.” But propaganda wins. The poor deluded little boys have grown up in the South. They don’t know why their hearts go so aflutter swooning for a racist, silver-spooned trust fund baby. But his upbringing and Daddy’s upbringing are still trumping basic common sense. But there is a special place in the other place for those who never question themselves or others. The worst bigoted, narcissistic con man could be president. Put him against a socialist and the over-50 will really come out to vote against a socialist. Others, truly horrified, will stay home. Unless you ask yourself why. Then you can maybe see the next thing coming. Because heading it off can now be something you can do. But face up to it. Guys will belly up to the bar and pass the beer holding forth. They push the gals in the Villages to listen and they will find eager ears. Yet no one really wants to go to bed at night with hate speech. It can be simple. Others sell themselves short. Why? Yep, our futures hang in the balance, teetering on a simple human want, squashing others thinking it’s getting them a date on a Saturday night. amandamore, via orlandoweekly.com Despicable and dishonest media with their usual attacks on Trump. tagahuron, via orlandoweekly.com

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Libraries are fundamental Winter Park residents will be asked next Tuesday to support a new $30 million library and events center BY MON IVETT E COR D EI R O

inter Park residents have a lot to consider on March 15. From choosing a presidential favorite between the Democratic and Republican candidates to electing two city commissioners, the city has several high-profile decisions ahead of it. But the majority of the heated debates, online and in person, that have dominated the conversation and ignited residents haven’t been about political issues. Instead, they’re about the library. On Tuesday, residents will vote whether to approve $30 million in bonds for a proposed 50,000-square-foot library, 8,000-square-foot civic center and a one-level parking garage in the corner of Martin Luther King Jr. Park on West Morse Boulevard and Harper Street. The current 33,000-square-foot Winter Park Public Library, which sits on East New England Avenue just blocks from Park Avenue, is not part of the Orange County Library System, and is available for free only to Winter Park residents (non-residents can purchase a card for an annual fee of $125). The library’s current building, constructed in the late 1970s, is a three-story cube-like structure with brown brick walls. In a presentation, Sabrina Smith, assistant director of the library, says the current facility is inadequate for today’s residents for several reasons. To start, the electrical system is overburdened because of outdated wiring and few electrical outlets, and library staff doesn’t have enough space to run programs that can sometimes attract 100 to 200 children. The bathroom stalls are small, the staircases are too narrow and there is limited parking. Staff would also like to add computer labs, meeting rooms, event areas and more space for the collection of books. In short, they need a 21st-century building for a 21st-century population. For example, Smith says people who think libraries are just for housing books might find it interesting that the Winter Park Public Library runs a filmmaking program that includes 40 local teenagers. The students write, shoot and direct their own

videos, which are showcased at the Enzian in the “Reel Short Teen Film Festival.” The library also has a young-adult book club with about 20 to 30 members who meet in bars and restaurants nearby to discuss literature. Library staff is excited about the project and the prospect of resources to support new, innovative programs, says Mary Gail Coffee, WPPL director of community relations. If the referendum passes, homes with a taxable value of $100,000 would pay $49 in additional taxes, while a home worth $300,000 would pay $127. With interest, Winter Park residents would end up paying $43 million over a 20-year period. The new library would be on the west side of Winter Park, an area that’s underserved, Coffee says, and where new populations are emerging. But a small group of vocal residents have come out against the project, spearheaded by Michael Poole, a local investment banker who also chairs the city’s sustainability advisory board. The group formed a political action committee called Save Our Library WP that supports keeping the old library. The group started a website and passes out signs discouraging people from voting in favor of the new library referendum. Poole and his followers oppose the new library for a host of reasons, but mainly they object to the price tag and the size of the proposed building; also, they believe strongly the library should not be moved a mile away to Morse Boulevard. The group also opposes the library being located inside the park, saying it would take up green space. Poole says that when bond interest and increased operating costs are added to the project’s expense, the new library would cost more than the $30 million the supporters are advertising. For $13 million, he says, the current library could be renovated to include additional parking, wider staircases and new equipment. Poole adds that the referendum doesn’t specifically tie the new library to the park, so even if voters decide they want it, there’s a possibility the library group could convince the

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Winter Park City Commission to change the location. “We drain into our lakes right from the streets, polluting our lakes,” he says. “So what’s more important? I think people would say it’s more important to keep from polluting our lakes than to build a new library. If we started prioritizing what our true needs are, the library would be at the end. That’s why I think it’s fiscally irresponsible.” Mary Dipboye, who is on the same advisory board as Poole, says she started out liking the idea of an updated library, but now says she opposes the project, mainly because it would impact the park and move the library out of the downtown area. Dipboye says she kind of envies Orlando’s downtown library, because it has a lot of services, but that wouldn’t be appropriate for Winter Park. “It’s accessible to more people in downtown,” she says. “I think whatever library we end up with, it’s going to have to be a flexible building, so we can move things and be able to reconfigure.” A week before the vote, those who want to keep the current library seem to be in the minority. If Facebook likes are any indication, 65 people liked Save Our Library WP’s page, while 338 people have liked a page supporting the new library. The Winter Park Chamber of Commerce’s board of directors recently endorsed the project, says Patrick Chapin,

the chamber’s president. In a resolution, the organization acknowledged the increasing services the current library provides and the well-researched, lengthy investigation conducted by the Winter Park Library Task Force. Chapin says the chamber typically doesn’t pass endorsement resolutions on every project in town, but the library project aligned with the organization’s mission to sustain a thriving business climate and would be “transformational.” “Any great city needs a great library,” he says. “Home is the first place, work is the second place, but we’ve lost those third places that bring people together and initiate conversations. We believe the library will be another third place. The reality of what a 21st-century library will look like is exciting.” Coffee says it’s “heartbreaking” to hear people say libraries are going away when nothing could be further from the truth. Last year, 175,191 people visited the Winter Park Public Library, and 21,601 people attended the 1,409 programs the library offers. Libraries aren’t going away, people are just using them differently, she says. “This is going to be an incredible investment in the children, families and businesses of our community,” Coffee says. “It’s going to be so exciting, and it requires a little bit of courage, but I believe Winter Park has the courage to invest in something that is spectacular for our community.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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This primary season, vote for the person most likely to defeat Donald Trump BY ERI N SULLI VAN

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he week before a presidential primary election is usually when a publication makes its endorsements – statements of support for the candidates the editorial team thinks are best for the job. On the Democratic side, we’re lucky this year – we have two solid candidates to pick from, both of whom represent (more or less) progressive values and socially forwardthinking policies. (Read more about support for Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders beginning on page 14.) On the Republican side, though, we have a problem. In addition to the usual suspects, we have one of the most horrifying examples of populism gone wrong. We have Donald Trump. Rather than issue an endorsement – or, as the Sun Sentinel did recently, rather than simply withhold an endorsement – we’re going to openly reject one candidate, and we hope that you will do the same. We’re urging you – seriously – not to vote for Donald Trump. Instead, we suggest that you vote for whomever you think stands the best chance of beating him – especially should the unthinkable happen and he actually wins the Republican nomination. Some of us think that candidate is Hillary Clinton; others believe it to be Bernie Sanders. As an editorial team we do not have consensus on that, but what we do share is the sentiment that Trump is more than just the short-fingered vulgarian that Spy magazine editors Graydon Carter (now editor of Vanity Fair) and Kurt Anderson CONTINUED ON PAGE 13

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(now host of radio show “Studio 360”) famously dubbed him in 1988 – he’s a menace to society. This weekend, after Trump made his appearance at the University of Central Florida, where he asked a crowd of 10,000 to raise their right hands and pledge their allegiance to him, Nazi-style, we got a pro-Trump letter from a man named George Devine. It read: “We the people are fed up with the lies and deceit of the greedy politicians who think more of themselves than the people they represent. They are a group of selfrighteous individuals who capitalize on every opportunity to benefit themselves. Our voice is being heard loud and clear. Politicians, you will mistreat us no more. We will elect a person who is not a politician and cannot be bought. One who is on a mission to take this country back and restore the greatness that it once had. We will elect a one Donald J. Trump. And so it shall be.” There’s a distressingly large number of people who, like Devine, believe that Trump hears their voices, when it’s doubtful that he actually hears any voice other than his own. People are flocking to him in droves because they think that, because he’s so rich, he’ll somehow be immune to the influence of money in politics. They think that Trump is the uniter, not a divider. They think he’s a man of the people. Nothing could be further from the truth. He is not one of you. He is not one of us. He is a party of one – Donald Trump is for himself. We get it, Trump lovers – you’re tired of a divided country, you’re sick of politicians, you want somebody who allegedly

“tells it like it is.” Trump is not the solution, though his campaign is a symptom of the larger political illness that affects this country. If he were elected, the disease would spread. He would certainly create an even more divided country than we have now (the sturm und drang surrounding his campaign should be some indication of that), he’d be negotiating within the very same political system you currently despise, and we can guarantee you that a wealthy private businessman who’s accustomed to doing all of his deals in secluded boardrooms away from the scrutiny of the public eye is not going to actually tell you how it is. Trump is a private developer whose primary business is to build monuments to himself emblazoned with his name, and now he’s trying to make another acquisition. He’s trying to purchase the United States so he can redevelop it into another gaudy temple to the Trump legacy. And if you’ve been to any of those other temples – Trump Tower, Trump Plaza, Trump Palace, Trump World, Trump Place, the list goes on and on – you know that they weren’t built for the average citizen. They are playgrounds for the rich. You’ll be welcome to admire the lobby, but you won’t be welcome to play there unless you complement the decor. Take, for instance, Trump Tower. When Trump was striking a deal with the city of New York to build his signature erection, he agreed to make the atrium of the building what New York calls a “privately owned public space” – that is, a public amenity open for free to anyone who wants to use it – in exchange for a permit to add 20 additional floors to the structure. The deal, according to the city, specifically spelled out how many benches and amenities would be available to the public, but over the years Trump’s organi-

zation has replaced some of the space and a public bench with shopping counters that sell Trump souvenirs – hats, ties, box sets of The Apprentice – much to the consternation of the city, which fined the Trump organization $4,000 for violating the original terms of the agreement and insisted that he remove the Trump Store from the public space. But what’s $4,000 to Trump? He can afford to ignore the agreement and hawk his Trump goodies. “An altar to Donald Trump swallows up public space in Manhattan,” the New York Times reported in July, noting that Trump was offended by the “horrors” the public bench attracted to the lobby (homeless people, for instance). Does that sound like the kind of guy who’s in it for the people? Look back to 1989 when five black teens were questioned in connection with the rape and beating of a woman jogging through Central Park. Trump took out full-page advertisements in several of New York City’s major newspapers reading, “Bring back the death penalty. Bring back our police!” The ads denounced the crime, decried the “roving bands of wild criminals” that terrorized citizens, and announced that “civil liberties end when an attack on our safety begins.” The ad insinuated that the teens who allegedly perpetrated the crime should “be forced to suffer and, when they kill, they should be executed for their crimes.” All five teens, who would later become known as the Central Park Five, were initially convicted but later exonerated of the crime when the actual attacker confessed. Is that the kind of justice this country should stand for? Look back at Trump’s binders full of women, and his comments about them over the years if you still aren’t sure how women would fare under his leadership. orlandoweekly.com

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If you were a listener of the “Howard Stern Show” in the late 1990s through the mid-2000s (and I was) you heard him on the air as a regular guest. And during each appearance, he routinely disrespected women – any women, all women, ones he’d slept with, ones he wanted to sleep with, ones he claimed he’d never sleep with – ranging from Kim Kardashian to Diana, Princess of Wales, to Angelina Jolie to the women participating in the Miss USA pageants that he purchased in 1997 (about them, he told the world, “If you’re looking for a rocket scientist, don’t tune in [to watch the pageant] tonight, but if you’re looking for a really beautiful woman, you should watch”). Do you want your daughters and granddaughters to look up to a man like that as president? How about your sons? Trump’s candidacy has brought out some of the ugliest, meanest and most divisive rhetoric we’ve heard in politics yet. He’s played upon supporters’ emotions and fears and frustrations, using empty promises and hollow words to empower people to voice their racism, sexism, classism, hatred, xenophobia and cruelty … and yet he claims he’s the one who’s going to bring us all together. “You know, we have a divided country, folks,” Trump, the most contentious, hate-mongering figure in American politics right now, told a cheering crowd at UCF. “We have a terrible president who happens to be African-American. There has never been a greater division than just about what we have right now. The hatred, the animosity. I will bring people together. You watch. … We’re going to bring people together, folks. We’re going to bring people together.” But how, with his alienating persona? How? – it’s the same question that everybody’s been asking all along whenever Trump says something so absurd, so highly unlikely. Each time he’s asked how, whether it’s in regard to how he’s going to force Mexico to pay for a giant wall along the U.S. border or how he’s going to force the U.S. military to violate international law, the response is strikingly similar: “If I say ‘do it,’ they’re going to do it,” is the ominous answer he gave on Saturday at UCF. “That’s what leadership is all about.” Leadership is about bullying and threatening people, then? Fearmongering? Making unilateral decisions because you’re the leader? That sounds downright unconstitutional to us. “If we win Florida, believe me, it’s all over,” he told the cheering crowd on Saturday. And if he does win Florida, he may be right about that – so do the right thing, Florida. Dump. Trump. esullivan@orlandoweekly.com

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UCF student support group for Bernie Sanders presidential campaign brings youthful enthusiasm to an unusual political primary season BY SCOTTIE CA M P BEL L

hundred people to vote, and even sent members to physically help the Sanders campaign in primary states. For the Iowa caucus, for instance, Knights for Bernie took part in a trip arranged by Brevard for Bernie. Those who went tell stories of the grueling canvassing work of trudging through sludge and snow only to find homeowners unreceptive to the Bern. Storer was impressed with the amount of celebrities they encountered in Des Moines who were actually working for the campaign. (“Two of the members of Foster the People were in there, picking up a turf and going canvassing just like we were,” he says.) They even got a taste of the underbelly of American politics when the Clinton campaign insinuated that the Knights were in the state to tamper with the caucus, and a few members stayed in their hotel rooms and missed the caucus they’d come so far to witness. “We also got to see [Sanders] speak at a rally in Des Moines, which was incredible,” says Storer. The Knights for Bernie group engaged in a good-natured competition to see who could get the best selfie with Sanders. None of them actually managed to capture a selfie with the candidate – at least not one that the Vermont Senator was aware that he was in. It’s the kind of behavior you’d expect from people at a Beyoncé concert, not at a rally for a septuagenarian politician. Then again, Bernie Sanders’ run for President of the United States as an unapologetic social democrat hasn’t been business as usual.

the Sanders campaign headquarters in Orlando, located in the Mills 50 neighborhood, was made up primarily of 20-somethings and early-30-somethings watching the results come in. The creation of Knights for Bernie itself bears feedback@orlandoweekly.com witness to Sanders’ appeal, though there is fear that the slacktivism of youth will betray the presidential hopeful by not following through – or as Bill Maher recently put it, “Bernie’s problem is he has a lock on the demographic that doesn’t show up.” “If the percentage of voters 18-30 that turned out in 2008 turned out this year, Sanders probably would have won Iowa, Massachusetts and Nevada, among others,” suggests Alex Storer, a double major in journalism and theater who was elected treasurer of Knights for Bernie in Why your progressive female friends, family and partners October. “I’m definitely worried about the turnout amongst college students, and one may be with Hillz instead of feeling the Bern of the things we’re doing with Knights BY J E SS I C A B RYC E YOUNG for Bernie is trying to make sure as many UCF students will vote as possible.” Koster – who won’t confirm his field of all whispering at quarrelsome Facebook irst things first: This is not an study will lead to public office, but admits threads, while attempting not to paste in a endorsement. Consider it more with a boyish grin that he is already caremean-spirited meme we’ll regret later. of a relationship guide – this ful who his picture is taken with – takes Anyone who assumed that all progrespresidential primary, like both that statement a bit further. “We want sives would rally around Bernie Sanders Obama campaigns, has exposed local politicians to think of UCF as a votmay now be confused, hurt or shocked fault lines of misunderstanding ing bloc.” to find that it’s not always so. But the and opened chasms of dispute. UCF does appear to be waking up the poll numbers that show that younger “I thought I knew who you were,” we’re sleepy east side of Orlando politically:

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’m bothered that other people my age aren’t bothered,” says Daniel Koster, a junior political science major at University of Central Florida. “If you were dropped into this world and saw the unfair things going on around you, what would you think? You would do something.” In June 2015, Koster and classmate Steven Lynch formed Knights for Bernie, an organization that helps build student support for Bernie Sanders’ presidential campaign. Though College Democrats at UCF was already in existence, Koster and his like-minded friends learned that the political group doesn’t endorse candidates, which struck them as ineffective. There was also the suspicion that College Democrats would likely support the “establishment” (read: safer) candidate, Hillary Clinton. Despite naysayers, Knights for Bernie applied and were approved to become officially recognized as a student group, which makes them eligible for funding through school grants, should they choose to apply. Koster is the group’s president. Much has been made of the 74-year-old Sanders’ ability to connect with young people; it’s a wondrous anomaly in a country that places little value on the contributions of senior citizens. The crowd at the recent Super Tuesday opening of

Donald Trump made the campus his pre-primary stop on March 5, and alum Gregory Eisenberg is among those giving County Commissioner Ted Edwards a much-needed run for his money for the Orange County District 5 seat. That section of town is the gateway to the region’s long-ignored sign of systemic failure, Bithlo, so the wake-up is overdue. Like many who support Sanders, members of Knights for Bernie say the candidate’s platform resonates on a personal level. Storer tells of working for Taco Bell in his hometown of Erie, Pennsylvania, for $7.25 an hour. He calculated one day that he would have to work 40 hours a week every single week for over 1,400 years to earn the annual salary of the company’s CEO. Koster relates the story of a former classmate who had to drop out of UCF due to excessive medical bills and still owes the school more than 20 grand for an education he won’t soon complete. That’s an inequitable injustice, Koster feels, considering the fact that UCF President Hitt earns a salary that’s substantially more than that of the President of the United States. In December, Knights for Bernie hosted the first tangible presence of the Sanders campaign in Orlando with a “Bernstorm,” during which a campaign worker explained the simplicity of the “Bernie Dialer” software, which enables supporters to create phone banks in their own homes, or wherever they’d like, to help the candidate get his message out. The Knights have conducted and participated in such phone banks, canvassed housing on and off campus, registered several

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Democratic women support Sanders, while older Democratic women are for Clinton, are being oversimplified into a generation-gap narrative, placing a bunch of mean old biddies in one corner and a passel of boy-crazy neophytes in the other. Neither is true, or fair. A 22-year-old woman has never lived in a world in which abortion was illegal or rape was shrugged off, while a 62-yearold woman may have been earning her own salary in a time when she was unable to get a bank loan or a credit card without a man’s permission. And women in between, in their 30s and 40s, have begun to find that while egregious examples of overt sexism have begun to be legislated away, insidious sexism remains – and they run the risk of being characterized as oversensitive when they protest it. As digital strategist and Tech LadyMafia founder Aminatou Sow put it in a recent New York Times op-ed (“Why Sexism at the Office Makes Women Love Hillary Clinton,” Feb. 20), “A lot of the women I was friends with in college would have never called themselves feminists, but now that we’ve been in the workplace for 10 years, a lot has changed and they’re becoming more radical.” According to Sow, they begin to realize “that the work world and the world at large remains a place that’s built by men and for men.” Experiencing the wage gap; living with the lack of comprehensive family-leave policies; watching less-qualified men rise through the ranks based on wiggly reasons like “culture fit”: These hard-toprove instances of sexism leave a mark. Living through these frustrations can affect attitudes (and voting preferences) in a way that reading about them simply cannot. Sanders’ stance on so-called “feminist” agenda items like family leave and fair wages is sound. No one could call him anti-woman. But at the same time, feminist reforms are not his top priority. He has a strong and passionately com-

municated focus on wealth and income inequality, which any progressive woman would support. But you can only have one top priority, and Sanders has an unfortunate record of sidelining “women’s issues.” Former Vermont governor Madeleine Kunin recounts in an article about her 1986 gubernatorial campaign against Sanders, “When Sanders was my opponent he focused like a laser beam on ‘class analysis,’ in which ‘women’s issues’ were essentially a distraction from more important issues.” As she points out, the difference between supporting women’s rights and prioritizing them is how they rank on the agenda. “Is equal pay near the bottom of the list, or is it a priority? Is defense of Planned Parenthood an issue that saves women’s lives, or is it only another institution among many?” Then there’s the shush heard ’round the world. Whether or not it proves to be a defining moment in female voters’ support for Bernie, Sanders’ “Excuse me, I’m talking” at last Sunday’s debate was certainly bad optics. It’s unfair to make more out of it than what it was – a simple request for courtesy while he was speaking – but every woman who heard those words and saw the accompanying “zip it” finger-wag, Clinton supporter or not, winced. Every woman who’s ever been shut down in a meeting, every woman who’s ever been mansplained to at a party, every woman who’s ever been told to stop being so shrill felt that rebuke in her gut. Once the primary is past, one hopes that all progressive voters will turn out for the Democratic nominee. I think it’s safe to say that Clinton supporters will set aside their disappointment one more time if Sanders wins the party’s nomination and vote for him; I just hope that the reverse will be true. Because no progressive of any age wants to live through another GOP administration, especially if that means President Trump. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Don’t tell her to put a lid on it Dixie’s Tupperware Party delivers plenty of sass and plastic BY NICK MCGREGOR DIXIE’S TUPPERWARE PARTY 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, March 15 | through March 27 | Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $45-$75

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n this year of uncertain outcomes and bleak political futures, there’s still one thing we can count on: having a grand old time at Dixie’s Tupperware Party. Dixie Longate, the redheaded, Jell-O shot– swilling alter ego of Kris Andersson, delivers dirty zingers galore in her celebrated stage show, which has run for eight years since getting its start off-Broadway in New York. But she also adds a big dose of female empowerment to her sassy, Dame Ednainspired performance, highlighting the role of Detroit housewife Brownie Wise in the company’s iconic success. Since Tupperware is headquartered in Orlando, Dixie says she’s thrilled to perform here for the first time, although she has been crowned the company’s top saleswoman at their annual O-Town Jubilee before. So Orlando Weekly chatted with Longate (who remained in full character) about the importance of being neighborly, her favorite drink recipe, and how Tupperware parties were the first social network.

and sunny and warm and I don’t have to wear no panties or nothin’. Do you find that Southern crowds react differently to your show than, say, crowds in Buffalo? Everybody is a little bit different, but everybody has a good time. They spend their money to laugh and drink their cocktails. I’ve been doing this all over the world, too. In Australia, I didn’t even know if they had food down there! But I open a Tupperware container and they start cheering and laughing before I even say one word. Tupperware in Australia has the fervor now that it had in this country in the ’60s and ’70s.

That American fervor stemmed from the fact that Tupperware parties gave women a lot of opportunities, right? Absolutely. You had a bunch of Rosie the Riveters helping out during the war effort making a difference for their community and their country. After the war, they were told to go back to the kitchen where they belonged. But they didn’t want to do that! Tupperware allowed them to grow, and build their own businesses, and drink, and be happy – all Orlando Weekly: You were just in through this fantastic plastic. Buffalo, right? How did Tupperware change your Dixie Longate: Oh my stars – it was so damn cold up there! I had to dress like I life? Before I started selling it in 2001, I was in was going to an Eskimo convention. I am so excited to come to Orlando where it’s nice prison, then living in a run-down single-

wide. And now I’m in a double-wide that is so nice. It’s also been an amazing opportunity to travel the world and make friends. Everybody is so neighborly and nice to me, and I love giving people the chance to be friendly and neighborly to each other, too. That makes my heart happy. What’s your favorite piece of Tupperware? I have a Jell-O shot caddy for church in case the sermon gets boring, and we have this other thing called a Pick-a-Deli, which is used to pickle things and strain out the pickle juice so as to not get your fingers all nasty. Well, I put vodka and fruit in it, and the fruit sucks up the vodka like a little shot, and you eat that … just don’t eat too many! I was curious about your favorite drink for this spring. You put any kind of drink in front of me, I’ll try it. Sometimes the drinks my friends make in their bathtubs, oh my stars, they’re so amazing. You just sit there drinking on the back porch and looking at the fireflies … it’s the perfect end to every evening. [Editor’s note: Dixie was kind enough to share her favorite Jell-O shot recipes with us; find those at orlandoweekly.com.] How long do you think you’ll keep working the Tupperware party circuit? I’ve been doing it for 15 years, so I think I’ll keep going. I have a new follow-up show to my Tupperware parties called Never Wear a Tube Top While Riding a Mechanical Bull and 16 Other Things I Learned While I Was Drinking Last Thursday. So there’s always something more to try. And everybody’s been so neighborly that it never makes me want to stop. Especially when I have people coming up and rubbing on my leg.

loyal friend last month when Matt McGrath passed away from cancer on Feb. 13. He wasn’t the most likely arts patron, with his Pittsburgh-born love of beer, hockey and blue humor, but he was a dedicated member of the Orlando Fringe board of directors for many years, and always seemed to come to the rescue when an artist needed lastminute ﬁnancial assistance. Friends paid tribute to McGrath’s honesty and enthusiasm during a celebration at downtown’s Harp & Celt (where Matt pre-paid the bar tab), and at the Fab Fringe fundraiser at Hard Rock Live. Fittingly, per his will Guinness will be served this year at the Fringe beer tent, which will be renamed in Matt’s honor.

In other tragic arts news, former Central Florida resident Brian Feldman was beaten and robbed in Washington, D.C., where the noted performance artist now lives. The attackers took Feldman’s bicycle and left him in the hospital with serious injuries (including broken vertebrae) and mounting medical bills. Brian had been scheduled to reprise the “Leap Day” ladderjumping stunt he originated in Orlando at NYC’s Times Square on Feb. 29, and had planned to perform Brian Feldman’s William Shakespeare’s MacBeth at Lake Eola on March 20. Instead, he needs help paying for his medical care; you can donate at gofundme.com/projectbrian, where more than $13,000 has already been raised.

NOW PLAYING Naked Boys Singing, through March 13 at Parliament House … The Adventures of Pericles, through March 26, and The Tempest, through March 27, at Orlando Shakespeare Theater … Painting Churches, through March 20 at Mad Cow Theatre … Jake’s Women, through March 14 at Breakthrough Theatre … Joe’s NYC Bar, through March 20 at St. Matthew’s Tavern.

UPCOMING Bay Street Players presents The Great American Trailer Park Musical, March 12-13 at the State Theatre in Eustis … Dixie’s Tupperware Party, March 15-27 at Dr. Phillips Center … She Loves Me, March 17-26 at Theatre UCF … The Whale, opens March 18 at the Garden Theatre … Long Day’s Journey Into Night, opens March 18 at Mad Cow Theatre … Kevin Kelly in They Said There’d Be Cake, March 19-26 at Parliament House … STOMP, March 23-24 at Dr. Phillips Center … CFCArts presents The Sound of Music, opens April 1 at Central Christian Church.

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The actors behind Halloween Horror Nights’ Jack the Clown and Chance step out from behind the makeup at EDF 2016

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Orlando’s parks are packed with 1990s. Back then, he played everyone from “It’s become more my voice in a way, I just

world-famous characters, but it’s a cruel irony that the actors portraying those princesses and superheroes remain mostly anonymous. Disney performers are famously forced to say they are “friends with Mickey,” rather than admit they spend their days inside a giant mouse head. So it’s worth noting when an event like the Entertainment Designers Forum allows the artists who embody a couple of themepark icons to step out from behind their makeup and talk about their creepy characters. Artist Kim Gromoll founded the EDF with the late Stephanie Girard, and has kept it going through last weekend’s seventh edition in her honor. The Orlando Rep’s Edyth Bush Theatre once again hosted two well-attended discussions featuring a who’s who of theme park creators and creatives, combined with a silent auction of attraction artwork and artifacts, many actually used inside area parks. The first session was a wide-ranging round-table moderated by model-maker Ray Keim with representatives from the big three resorts; the second focused on an in-depth deconstruction of the design process behind “The Skoolhouse,” a fan-favorite scarezone from 2008’s Halloween Horror Nights. Though the night’s lineup included industry heavyweights like SeaWorld VP Brian Morrow and Disney writer-director J. Michael Roddy, the evening’s biggest draws were two people whose faces you won’t recognize from news reports and theme park documentaries. Joining the executives and Imagineers on the opening panel were actors James Keaton and Erin Nicole Cline, best known to the bloodthirsty fans of Universal’s HHN as Jack the Clown and Chance. I first met Keaton, who is about to reach his 20th anniversary at Universal Orlando, when we both worked in USF’s entertainment department during the late

Beetlejuice and Doc Brown to the Grinch, and was frequently featured in the annual Bill & Ted show. Keaton was tapped to play Jack Schmitt back when Universal’s most popular haunt icon was first created in 2000, and returned to the role for his 2015 resurrection. Keaton’s career as the homicidal clown nearly ended the character’s official debut, as he was chased out of TV stations while trying to deliver media invitations; when asked for ID by the cops he quipped, “I left it in my other clown pants.” The character has evolved since those early days, partially driven by dental appliances: “My voice started off originally as Joker doing Jack Palance … lots of heavy breath. The teeth at the time were these hard acrylics, and I had to slurp to swallow. So all of that became part of the character.” The mouth prosthetics have improved over the years, but Jack’s original salivainspired sound hasn’t totally disappeared.

kind of pitch it in a certain place. I still do the breath sometimes because I’m trying to think of what I’m going to say. It’s my [breathy slurp] … ‘what am I going to say without getting fired?’” Cline came to Orlando from England in 2007 knowing “nothing about performing at theme parks,” and was picked from an open audition by Roddy to play Jack’s comely companion Chance. The character was clearly influenced by Batman’s Harley Quinn, but Cline said she was unaware of the comparison at first: “It’s blasphemous now, but at the time I had no idea who Harley Quinn was. I was watching a lot of Rob Zombie films, so my Chance drew inspiration from Baby Firefly in House of 1000 Corpses.” Cline was originally slated to lip-sync prerecorded dialogue, but her interaction with Keaton’s Jack was so strong that Roddy upgraded her to a live microphone. “I didn’t realize how cool that was, and that it cost more money. He really was birthing something cool for me, because that role gave me so many other opportunities.” She was happy to return to the role in 2015, especially since the character was reimagined as Jack’s equal: “In ’07 she was a pupil, she was learning, and she was very doll-like. … Now she’s carved the makeup into her face, she’s truly dove in the deep end and succumbed.” Between sessions, attendees bid on auction items and drank beers while makeup designer Michael Burnett and illustrator Lon Smart demonstrated their arts. But the biggest crowd was for autographs from Keaton and Cline, with a long line of fans donating $10 to meet the pair. In the end, ticket sales and bids raised more than $15,500 for the Red Cross Relay for Life, a record-setting amount for the EDF. But you can’t put a price on seeing unsung artists get superstar treatment. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Restaurant ASH, by Hell’s Kitchen contestant and Funky Monkey (Pointe Orlando) chef de cuisine Ashley Nickell, will open in the former Funky Monkey (Mills Avenue) space this May. “ASH” is an acronym for “Artisanal, Sustainable, Harmonious.” SugarCanes, a Caribbean- and SouthAmerican-inspired restaurant and rum bar, will open next weekend on I-Drive. They’ll stock rum varieties from 30 different countries. The former Winn-Dixie store in the Coytown Shopping Center will soon morph into Mia Supermarket, stocking Asian grocery items. (Signage has already gone up.) There will be an on-site bakery, as well as Cantonese barbecue.

Class action Bustling brasserie’s French fare is exquisite, distinctive and pricey BY FAIYAZ KARA URBAIN 40 8000 Via Dellagio Way | 407-872-2640 | urbain40.com | $$$$

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ike a stunning beauty who holds your gaze no matter what comes out of her mouth, Urbain 40 is easy on the eyes, but you have to put up with a lot.” Those words, recorded for posterity in our list of 2015’s Top Tables, bear some truth, though the part about having to put up with a lot seems a tad brassy now, a couple of months after it was written. The French Colonial brasserie with a Swingera vibe is still one of the most beautiful restaurant spaces in the city, but many of the deficiencies plaguing both the front and back of the house in those nascent months have, as we predicted, been improved on. Sure, you might have to put up with longerthan-normal wait times for drinks, bread service and desserts, and the wait staff can still get confused as to which table to serve, but at least you’re treated with class, and class is precisely what owner Jaafar Choufani and his father, noted restaurateur Rashid Choufani, bring. The duo aren’t the type to let things slide, so my expectation

is that faults will continue to be corrected and chef Jean-Stephane Poinard, their proverbial ace in the hole, will continue to impress. Poinard has pedigree, representing the fifth generation of one of Lyon’s cooking dynasties. His father, Jean-François Poinard, was hailed as one of France’s great chefs of the 1970s and ’80s before his bizarre and gruesome demise at the hands of his girlfriend in 2010. Lyon newspaper Le Progrès said of the elder Poinard, “He was a passionate and exacting chef, but also a true ‘bon viveur.’” Seems the pomme doesn’t fall far from the arbre. Poinard’s crêpe urbain ($12) typifies the sort of crossroads dish Lyonnaise cuisine is known for. Wild mushrooms, oven-dried tomatoes and a fig reduction reflect the terroir of France’s south, while a roasted-leek beurre blanc evokes the north. Whatever the influence, this crepe “pie” is simply outstanding. We opted to enjoy the duck trio ($26), one of Poinard’s specialties, as a starter, and enjoy it we did. Each bite of the duck sausage, duck confit and duck breast served with a pecan-currant bread pudding yielded groans of gustatory satisfaction. If it’s a trio of Blue Point oysters

you desire, the shooters (market price; we paid $28) – in ponzu citrus, spiked bloody Mary, and cucumber gin wasabi – pack a punch to the face, a knee to the throat and a kick in the gut. I couldn’t really get a straight answer as to whether or not the New York strip in the steak frites ($37) was a USDA Prime cut, though, after making a kitchen inquiry, our server gave us an unsure nod of affirmation. No matter; the steak was lovely and the fries crisp and salty. Bouillabaise Provençal ($28) was a classic bowl of seafood awesome: mussels, clams, octopus, shrimp and sea bass in a clear broth. Baguette slices spread with rouille, a spiced, garlicky mayo, were duly employed to soak up the broth. Another trio, the Urbain 40 trio ($12) – with raspberry macarons (not “macaroons,” as the menu states), chocolate and pistachio popsicles, and chocolate truffles – is an expertly crafted ending by pastry chef Amanda McFall. Same goes for the chocolate peanut butter torte ($7) and the potent baba au rhum ($12), a simple cake doused in copious amounts of rum. Dessert and post-meal cocktails are best enjoyed in the lounge, though wine lovers will be less than impressed by the standard offerings and the fact that no French wines are available by the glass, and comparatively few by the bottle. “Urbain 40 is just too damned gorgeous to fail,” I wrote last year. I think I’ll add, “and it won’t” – just for posterity.

D-Luxe Burger will offer gourmet burgers when it opens this summer at the still-under-construction Town Center at Disney Springs. The Town Center, a neighborhood done up in Spanish Revival style, will also house a Sprinkles cupcake ATM. The venerable Venetian Room at the Caribe Royale resort is now the Venetian Chop House. Jake Krausz, estate director and owner of Napa’s Arkenstone Vineyards, hosts a tasting event at Wine Barn Wednesday, March 9, at 6 p.m. Cost is $25. The four-course North Quarter District Progressive Dinner is Saturday, March 19, starting at 6:30 p.m. at the North Quarter Tavern and ending at Citrus. The ticket price of $50 includes wine pairings. Also March 19 from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m., the Ravenous Pig holds a pig roast in celebration of the Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival. Cost is $17 for a plate of pork and Southern sides, plus dessert. The Coop’s Low Country Boil (shrimp, sausage, corn, potatoes) on, yep, Saturday, March 19, from noon to 9 p.m., will feature a craft beer bar from Orlando Brewing Co. along with live music. Admission is free; the food and drink isn’t. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Savoy Orlando Address/phone/web:

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

1913 N. Orange Ave., 407-270-4685, savoyorlando.com

They’re spiffy, but with the saloon-style doors, there’s an 80 percent chance someone will walk in on you.

After work or after hours? After hours Beer/wine or liquor too? Beer and liquor

TVs? Y N What’s on? Entertainment news and sports

Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

Food served? Y

Smoking allowed inside? Y Outside drinking? Y

A pleasant back patio

DJs? Y N Live music? Y N Loud music or background music? Background music, depending on which room you’re in.

A few songs heard here: “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson, “Summertime Sadness” by Lana Del Rey and “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift Games? Check all that apply:

Dog-friendly? Y

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Essay question: Why should I drink here? With cocktails at a stable $2, this Ivanhoe Village gay bar tends to be an everyone bar, especially earlier in the evening, and at those prices, it can be hard to tell when the drink specials end and the night returns to status quo. There’s a nice patio out back, but if you’re not the nature-scene type, stay inside and wiggle to the DJ mix – or watch the “Men of Savoy” go-go dancers do it for you. You don’t want to be the person who crushes Bud Lights at Savoy, so order a lemon drop. And don’t hold back that smile when the hulking bartender calls you “sweetie.” 22

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KrungThep Tea Time Thai teahouse and sandwich joint forgoes both floral wallpaper and strumming troubadours in favor of a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. While the Siamese cuisine is reduced to sandwiches and salads, don’t underestimate their flavorsome bites. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery “jaaw sauce,” but if you’re considering getting any of their salads “Thai hot,” best check yourself. Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $

Tabla Cuisine After an extensive renovation, a new menu and some new personnel in the kitchen, this revamped Indian restaurant hasn’t missed a beat. Added a few, in fact, in the form of Chinese and Thai dishes. Skip tamarindsweetened pad Thai, and opt instead for stellar gobi Manchurian and lemon-coriander soup. Kebabs, be they lamb, chicken or otherwise, are some of the most plush and pliant in town. Desserts can be hit or miss. Closed Mondays. 5827 Caravan Court, 407-248-9400; $$

Baoery Asian Gastropub Greg Richie’s pan-Asian “gastropub” might bring a sake-bomb atmo to Thornton Park, but the focus is on sweet-and-spongy bao. Pork belly and Korean fried chicken versions make for proper starters, though more bao need to be offered. A stellar bulgogi burger shows up other featured dishes like ramen and bibimbap. Requisite sake and cocktails slake the party crowd; some intriguing wines and beers are offered as well. Open daily. 617 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-9779; $$

Tapa Toro Tapa Toro has the looks and the dishes to match, no bull. Expertly crafted Spanish fare makes it well worth the drive to sample puckery gazpacho, perfect pulpo a la plancha, or pan rustico with a spread of Medjool dates and goat cheese. Plush skewers of beef tenderloin please and, apart from the lack of crusty socarrat, the paella with chicken, chorizo and lamb chops was utterly brilliant. More Spanish beers and sherries, please. Open daily. 8441 International Drive, 407-226-2929; $$$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS 45 Years Screen legends Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay star as Kate and Geoff, a couple preparing to celebrate their 45th wedding anniversary when a surprise revelation changes everything. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. FilmSlam ’16 Experience the best local

indie film showcase, and vote for each month’s winner. Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The Last Temptation of Christ Based on Nikos Kazantzakis’ novel of the same name, Willem Dafoe plays Jesus Christ, who is beginning to see that he is the Son of God and is drawn into revolutionary action. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Phoenix Incident A fictionalized thriller

based on the events of March 13, 1997, when thousands of people claimed to have simultaneously witnessed unexplainable lights in the Phoenix, Arizona, night sky. Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com. Popcorn Flicks in the Park: The Quiet Man John

Wayne plays an Irishman who returns to his hometown from America only to find trouble. Thursday, 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org.

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Broken record HBO series that should have been a wild romp is a shrug-inducing ersatz epic BY T RAVIS BUFFKIN

tepping back to assess the respective oeuvres of Mick Jagger, Terence Winter and Martin Scorsese, one might come to the conclusion that their co-production Vinyl, though a convincing attempt, is a tale that could’ve been left untold. It’s a valid go at something that is not altogether terrible, but it’s far from the best output of any of the trio’s careers. Only three episodes in, it’s a bloated mess – and I place the onus of the shrug-inducing ersatz epic primarily upon their shoulders. Richie Finestra, played by Bobby Cannavale, stars as a hardworking, formerly hard-partying record executive who has put his baser habits to bed at the behest of, and alongside, his loving wife (Olivia Wilde). In a world full of free drugs, meaningless sex

and poorly portrayed rock & roll – Jagger’s son James plays a particularly exaggerated role as the singer of a punk band named the Nasty Bitz, one of the worst fictional band names since the Wylde Ratttz, the fictitious glam-rock band from Velvet Goldmine, or the Oneders (“that’s pronounced Wonders”) from That Thing You Do – Finestra bounces back and forth between the boardroom and the barroom. After squashing a milliondollar buyout from German-owned PolyGram Records, Finestra and his business partners (including a convincing Ray Romano as the Jewish moneyman) are back in the market for some new “raw” talent. Upon putting the kibosh on the PolyGram deal, Finestra dives headfirst into the cocaine-fueled, liquor-lapping world from

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which he recently pulled himself. But not before getting in over his head with the brash owner of several prominent radio stations, played by an unrecognizable but totally believable Andrew Dice Clay. The spinout is exacerbated by a (historically true, though highly manipulated in the script) building collapse at a New York Dolls show. It’s one of the few scenes in the series in which the songs don’t sound like the bland, affected Dumpster-ditties utilized throughout the rest of the series, and it reinvigorates Finestra’s lust for life and real rock & roll. The episodes travel back and forth through time, cataloging the ups and downs of Richie’s career – those he’s fucked and fucked over – but it never really finds traction. At least not on the level at which Scorsese, Jagger and Winter usually function. Perhaps, however, Vinyl’s first three episodes are simply a snapshot of the greater picture – three tracks off of an album that, once finished, begs to be flipped and spun again. Vinyl screens at 9 p.m. Sunday nights on HBO and on HBO Go.

crew of a German U-boat must contend with tense conflicts and long stretches of confined boredom. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The Walking Dead Sunday Night Watch Party Enjoy drink specials while watch-

ing your favorite zombie show. Sundays, 9 pm; the Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. We Feed the World This documentary

provides insight into the production of our food and illustrates what world hunger has to do with us. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Where to Invade Next A subversive comedy in which Michael Moore, playing the role of “invader,” visits a host of nations to learn how the U.S. could improve its own prospects. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., feedback@orlandoweekly.com Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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OPENING THIS WEEK 10 Cloverfield Lane A lot of people were disappointed with the original Cloverfield, mostly because they thought it spent not enough time on the monster and too much on the movie’s human cast of scenemaking downtown New Yorkers. Didn’t bother me in the least: You have to fully establish why I should want to see people die before I can enjoy the spectacle. Unfortunately, neither the monster nor its survivors appear in 10 Cloverfield Lane, which isn’t a standard sequel but purportedly takes place “in the same universe” as its predecessor. The protagonist this time is a car-crash survivor held captive by a survivalist who swears that the world has been subjected to a chemical attack. Sounds like the potential for schadenfreude is still strong, because my one wish for Armageddon has always been that the Doomsday preppers go ﬁrst. (PG-13) The Brothers Grimsby When Sacha Baron Cohen walked onstage at the Oscars, the world exclaimed, “Oh my God, he’s doing it in character as Ali G!” Except for everyone under the age of 35, who asked, “Who the hell is Ali G?” Good thing for Cohen his latest ﬂick doesn’t involve his rapidly 28

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fading cast of alter egos, but centers instead on an English football hooligan who learns that his brother is an agent for MI6. The bad news: The movie is already Cohen’s weakest-opening picture in the U.K. – the one place on Earth where people actually know what “football hooligan” and “MI6” mean. (R) The Young Messiah One of the most interesting aspects of Jesus’ life is that we know almost nothing about what he did between his early childhood and his emergence as an adult. It keeps the story suitably mysterious and invites all manner of ongoing speculation. Of course, you used to be able to say the same thing about Batman, until Christopher Nolan went and ﬁlled in every goddamn blank. Now here comes The Young Messiah to go all Jesus Begins on us, detailing the wholly made-up seventh year in Christ’s life, when he may or may not have recognized his true mission. The movie is based on a book by Anne Rice, who returned to Catholicism in 1998 after a near-death experience. Just like a lot of noted deviants! (PG-13)

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Orlando singer Laney Jones’ new album is perhaps the best indication of where this up-and-coming singer is headed

BY BAO LE-HUU LANEY JONES AND THE SPIRITS with Mike Dunn and the Company, Someday River 9 p.m. Friday, March 11 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $12

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he rise of Laney Jones from hobbyist to full-time professional musician has been something of a marvel. In the astonishing span of only a handful of years – the time most aspirants take to form a solid band – the 24-year-old went from coffeehouse dabbling to Berklee to paid music licensing. “Everything that Laney has written started in the fall or winter of 2010,” says her co-producer Matthew Tonner. “That’s the first time that Laney wrote a song! And in just over five years’ time, what has been accomplished here … it’s really, truly remarkable.” Making the story even more unlikely, Jones arrived at music on a tangent. Her first real brush was studying voice as a child, but only toward the end of pursuing musical theater. There, she was introduced to the jazz and Tin Pan Alley stylings of Broadway. She didn’t actually begin writing songs or playing an instrument until she was attending Rollins College for international business. “I didn’t really know how to play,” she admits. “And I always felt kind of cheap singing to tapes and stuff like that. I wanted

to be able to accompany myself. So I just started writing songs and it was a great motivator to learn how to play an instrument.” She began by teaching herself guitar. Instead of the typical bedroom incubation that young artists do, Jones began playing out as soon as she started writing, spending about a year working her folk-pop material solo before an older, supportive open-mic crowd at Olivia’s coffeehouse near her native Mount Dora. “I started to get better a lot faster because I was doing it in front of people, and I was motivated,” she says. At an acoustic ensemble at Rollins, she met Tonner, a music major whose relationship with Jones would prove both lasting and key. What began as simple collaboration and romance has now become a working partnership in the blossoming Laney Jones enterprise. As her manager, co-producer and co-writer, he helps make what she creates happen. As Tonner quips, “I’m the executive song finisher.” While in college, they began playing together with a revolving cast, moving from rural joints to Orlando’s indie venues and building a sizable following. By the time she earned her diploma, Jones’ focus was officially elsewhere, and the musical urge had taken full hold. She immediately applied for a songwriting scholarship at the prestigious

Berklee College of Music with an entire album’s worth of fully charted material. She landed a full ride and started there the next semester. Along the way, she’s amassed honors in esteemed competitions like the John Lennon Songwriting Contest and the NewSong Contest, performed on PBS alongside Alison Krauss, received positive press from publications like No Depression and Rolling Stone (“10 New Country Artists You Need to Know,” February 2016) and gotten music licensed for clients like Pixar, Dreamworks and Red Bull. Now, with a new self-titled release, Jones’ focus is on her own music and touring band (the Spirits). Though this is her third album, it’s the first major shift in her sound and her first clear statement of intent. “That’s kind of why I named it Laney Jones and not some other title, just because it feels more like the direction I’m heading,” she says. “The past stuff, it always felt sort of like I was filtering my songwriting and thoughts through a specific genre just to sort of find a place in this world. But now, I’m not really thinking about that.” Though Jones’ aesthetic still warms with vintage radiance, her scope is now notably orlandoweekly.com

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wider and her attitude more current. A huge bound from her early old-time niche, this prismatic new album – awash in colors of indie, folk, pop and soul – is essentially a series of open doors for her rich voice. And it’s airborne with the wingspan of strong pop craft, a skill she’s been honing with diligence. But longtime fans shouldn’t freak – Jones remains herself. “My licensing agent up there [in Nashville] just wants me to go straight, like, Top 40,” she laughs. “I mean, I’m glad that’s an option. But at the same time, too, it just doesn’t feel true to me.” While this recent experience among the commercial pop mainstream is something Jones and Tonner respect, he reaffirms, “Those people aren’t our heroes. Our heroes are, like, Dan Auerbach and the Arcade Fire and Jeff Tweedy.” Paraphrasing Miles Davis, Jones says, “It takes a long time to actually sound like yourself.” That self, it seems, is a peacock that’s only beginning to show the kaleidoscope of her colors. And for this new, auspicious chapter, she says, “It felt better to be more true to myself, honor the songwriting process and sort of just be able to dream a little.” baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Plastic Pinks These bilingual Miami garage punks just dropped their ﬁrst full-length, Sunnyside Rabbits, and are primed to explode. Don’t expect to be able to see them this cheap forever. 9 p.m. Wednesday, March 9, at Will’s Pub, $7

Gordon Lightfoot A member of the Songwriters Hall of Fame, Canadian national treasure Gordon Lightfoot has been covered by greats like Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan and Neil Young over his 58-year career. 7 p.m. Thursday, March 10, at the Plaza Live,

Aaron Maine elevates his Porches project into the indie-pop stratosphere

$39.50-$69.50

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Mobb Deep The infamous ’90s hip-hop duo of Havoc and Prodigy are back in town to remind you that there ain’t no such things as halfway crooks. 9 p.m. Friday, March 11, at Venue 578, $15-$35

Unwrapped Live! RSVP now for this free concert featuring Sheila E., Roy Ayers and more artists blending hip-hop, jazz and Latin inﬂuences into a unique musical experience. 7:30 and 10:30 p.m. Saturday, March 12, at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, free

Adam Lambert The American Idol alum comes to Universal’s Mardi Gras after ﬁlling big shoes as Queen’s live vocalist for the past few years, and is set to step in as Eddie in an upcoming TV version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 8:30 p.m. Sunday, March 13, at Universal Studios, price of admission

Better Things This pop-punk band from Vermont swings through town on their way to SXSW to join a bill swimming in that classic emo sound with Henrietta, Pathos, Pathos and more. 8 p.m. Monday, March 14, at Olde 64, $5 suggested donation

Vance Joy The former Australian football star traded in his cleats for a ukulele and now makes sweet, poppy nü-folk. 7 p.m. Tuesday, March 15, at the House of Blues, $30

PORCHES with Alex G and Your Friend 6 p.m. Sunday, March 13 | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $12

orches’ latest album, Pool, feels like a concise distillation of indie pop circa 2016: snappy drumbeats, supremely chill synthesizers and heavenly voices floating above the aqueous mix. What’s so impressive is that Aaron Maine, Porches’ principal singer and songwriter, pulled off such an intoxicating blend of bedroom intimacy and danceable jams on his first attempt recording at home with a laptop and the editing software Logic. Porches’ previous albums weren’t exactly straight-up rock & roll, rendering moot a lot of the arguments surrounding Pool. (Many of them go something like, “indie kid sells guitars and buys turntables.”) Even 2013’s Slow Dance in the Cosmos, which edged into electronic territory, lacked the clarity and unabashed head-nodding joy of Pool hits like “Underwater,” “Security” and “Mood.” “When I started recording in my apartment, I couldn’t record live drums or really turn the guitar up,” Maine says during a phone interview from his Manhattan home. “So I took a few keyboard riffs and decided to wrap my head around them. What was most accessible and feasible to do on my own was to get those ideas out with more electronic-based music. I found

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it exciting to explore that world – and I liked the idea of making something that felt fresher to me.” That freshness certainly caught fire; tastemaking outlets like Pitchfork heaped praise on Pool, while Spin marveled at the album, speculating that “it’s hard to take at face value the sincerity of someone who suddenly does such a great job at mimicking an E-Z listening style that until recently was laughed at or liked ironically.” Yet the intensely personal nature of Pool’s songs shines through, even when Maine’s soaring voice is bathed in Auto-Tune. “All the attention is definitely a validation,” Maine says. “It feels like I have something solid to show for that time in my life. But I don’t feel any added pressure [because of Pool’s success]; I already put a lot of pressure on myself to try and outdo what I did before, and that’s worked for me. Obviously I want people to like the new record, but if they’re like, ‘This is a horrible direction for Porches’ – and there are probably plenty of people like that – I’m still going to keep doing me.” Maine says his self-recording, mixing and producing process on Pool stretched out far longer than he originally wanted, but he believes that his first stab at total control resulted in a product with which he’s 100 percent happy. “I could have worked on it forever, but there’s a certain point when you have to close the chapter, because you start changing things that no one will ever

notice,” he says. “It’s nice to have something to show for that time in my life, but it also makes me more excited to start thinking about the next thing.” For now, the focus turns to Porches’ mammoth upcoming tour, which kicked off with a March 3 hometown co-headline show featuring Greta Kline, Maine’s girlfriend, and her equally buzz-worthy band Frankie Cosmos. “I started looking forward to it more as it got closer,” Maine laughs. “In theory, I always dread the idea of tour, but then it happens and it’s really great. I love hanging out with the band and performing.” Still, Maine says, this one is different. “It signifies the beginning of a proper album-touring cycle, which I’ve never done before. I’m scared about what that means. So I’m just trying to be sure I can keep making quality music while living a life that people can still relate to.” Florida fans will get their first chance to relate to Porches this week, since the band’s March 13 show in Orlando marks its first trip to the Sunshine State. In his laidback, low-key way, Maine predicts nothing but good vibes: “People have been grooving and dancing at our shows more lately – it’s less mosh pit-y and bro-y, which feels really good,” he says. “And now that people have had time to listen to Pool on their own time, I hope they go out ready to hear the new record. I know I’m downright excited to play it.” music@orlandoweekly.com

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LISA FISCHER AND GRAND BATON BY B AO L E - H U U

The Okeechobee Music Festival

(March 4-6) sold out in its debut. That’s a triumph that’s at least threefold: in scale (over 30,000 in attendance), relevancy (good talent curation) and draw (overcoming Florida’s challenging tour geography). So glass up to the rainmaking organizers for this historical feat. Hopefully, it means Florida now has a new, respectable and permanent flag on the major festival map.

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THE BEAT

A big slug of perspective is what you get when you watch the 2013 rock doc 20 Feet From Stardom. This must-see film about backup singers flips – and hopefully forever recalibrates – the view that 99 percent of us have of music performance. Rock fans are so accustomed to image and personality being part of the package that we don’t always distinguish skill from star power. I actually saw Lisa Fischer, one of the film’s subjects, sing with the Rolling Stones last year at the Citrus Bowl, and she left a crater of an impression on me though I’d not yet seen the doc and had no idea she was one of the modern era’s most esteemed backup singers (such is the nature of being a backup singer). Even without that background knowledge, this show-stealer knocked me and about 55,000 others out when she stepped up. Even Mick scooted over on his cloud for her. As probably the purest craftsperson in 20 Feet, she’s more master than idol. In the film and throughout her career, Fischer has been a reluctant frontwoman,

At one point Fischer descended onto the floor, weaved her way through the crowd and serenaded fans right to their faces. showing little appetite for the self-selling aspect of the business, but onstage, she straight runs it. While she blows down entire stadiums with the Stones, her own show (March 2, Plaza Live) is an extraordinarily nuanced affair. As studious a vocalist as they come, she sings with operatic control and richness. Everything she does – from the way she manages her mic distance to the fact that she uses two mics at the same time, all to render sonic dimension – is total technique. In terms of craft, she’s the elite. Though Fischer did perform her big R&B hit, the Anita Baker-esque “How Can I Ease the Pain,” she’s primarily a singer not a songwriter, so her setlist consisted largely of covers (including Robert Palmer, Zeppelin, Eric Bibb, Amy Grant and, of course, the Stones). But as an artist in her own right, she took great license in their interpretation. Though she didn’t write many of the songs, she owned them live. Her refinement and that of her band (Grand Baton) gave the show a polite and mature sensibility, but Fischer’s singing, with its clear might and flexibility, is

a thing of awe. Her personable warmth and unrehearsed intimacy kept it from being just another routine professional stage show. She maintained frequent interaction with attendees, and at one point she descended onto the floor, weaved her way through the crowd and serenaded fans right to their faces. To conclude this generous stroll through the gallery, she commanded the house lights up to incite everyone to get out of their seats and into a full-audience dance party. If there’s any greater testament to Fischer’s evocative power than that sight, I can’t think of it. In case you couldn’t parse it from her moniker, Missouri’s Molly Gene One Whoaman Band (Feb. 28, Lil Indies) is in the true-blue one-man-band business – guitar, foot drums and all. Most excitingly, her boots walk the same scorched path as flame-throwing bosses like Bob Log III and Scott H. Biram. Sounding like Joan Jett fronting the Immortal Lee County Killers all rolled into one person, she stomps out punked-up outlaw blues revved hard with redlining, butter-sizzling Delta slide action. The fact that she’s as apt to cover Mississippi Fred McDowell as she is AC/DC gives you a good idea of where she’s coming from. But more than just attitude, there are real chops here too. That “whoa, man” part’s not an empty boast. The lady’s got heat, sickness and skill. Maybe most importantly for us, she’s got family here, so hopefully that means more Orlando appearances than the average stop. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Space Is the Place ART

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

In such a short time – we previewed their opening just seven months ago – Time Waste Management’s A Place Gallery has become Orlando’s go-to for challenging local art. This three-nightonly show brings together the scratchy, scatological pop-culture illustrations of Maressa Roberts (aka Em’s Revenge) with projection mapping by David J. Lajas (aka Catalyst). Catalyst’s galactic overlays bring an otherworldly aspect to the twisted societal commentary of Em’s Revenge, taking it all to a level even Sun Ra himself might approve of. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. | also 7 p.m. Friday and Saturday | A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave. | timewastemanagement.org | free Thursday, 10

Orlando Mixtape Vol. 4: British Invasion MUSIC

After technical difficulties ruined Adele’s performance at the Grammys, it left us itching for a good rendition of “All I Ask” sans impromptu mic-drop into the piano. You can ask for the soulful diva’s tunes and other musical hits from across the pond at this week’s Orlando Mixtape Volume 4: British Invasion event, when Giti Khalsa of Seven Mary Three and other Orlando musicians take the stage at the Social to play songs from the Sex Pistols, Queen, David Bowie and the Beatles at your request, sort of like a live personal playlist. The event benefits Urban Think Foundation, and at Orlando Mixtape Volume 3 (the one with a Southern rock theme), the group says it raised nearly $20,000 for literacy programs. For some extra $20 bills, you can also sign up for the VIP “Never Mind the Bollocks” cocktail tour, featuring the Woods, the Courtesy Bar and Olde 64. – Monivette Cordeiro

Wednesday, 9 LITERARY

Join award-winning Tampa author Greg Neri as he introduces his new book, Tru and Nelle, a work of fiction based off the very real friendship between Truman Capote and Harper Lee. Although they grew up to be some of the South’s most famous writers, the two started out as unlikely childhood friends in a backwater Alabama town. Lee found inspiration in their relationship, using their time together as the basis for her novel To Kill a Mockingbird. The two fell out when Capote refused to credit Lee when she helped him write the book that made his career, In Cold Blood. But with Lee’s recent death, and Capote’s back in ’84, Neri’s book provides a reconciliation of sorts for these wordsmiths, one fans of both authors can use to connect with their spunky, Southern spirit once again. – Deanna Ferrante

7:30 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | orlandomixtape.org | $25-$30 concert only, $100 includes VIP cocktail tour Thursday, 10

Jim Breuer COMEDY

Those who know Jim Breuer from his role as a THC-addled petty criminal in the stoner comedy classic Half Baked or as Goat Boy from his four seasons on Saturday Night Live might be surprised to learn that the role he plays most often in his stand-up is Dad. The rubber-faced comedian is more likely to split your sides with stories about marriage and parenting than with weed humor nowadays, but don’t think that means dad jokes. His trademark physicality and knack for voice work elevate anecdotes about domesticity to something a little more subversive. – Thaddeus McCollum

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TRU & NELLE ART BY SARAH WATTS; SPACE IS THE PLACE ART BY EM’S REVENGE

Tru and Nelle

Friday, 11

Dosti Music Project MUSIC

When Coheed and Cambria plays a live show, you expect them to be standing at the apex of a mountain with lava explosions and lightning strikes following their every guitar lick. However, with the release of 2015’s The Color Before the Sun, Coheed took a break from writing about the mythical Kilgannon family and their plight against Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan to get a little more personal. “For me, becoming a father was so important, and at this stage in my life, I felt confident enough to write about these things without the concept in front of it,” frontmane (pun intended) Claudio Sanchez said in an interview with Billboard. The maxim “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” clearly isn’t holding Coheed back; see the band re-establish itself at Hard Rock Live tonight. – Marissa Mahoney

The New York-based music collective Found Sound Nation has a simple, but by no means small, mission: to unite people across borders through the making of music. The borders that separate us all can be national, ethnic, gender-based or tradition-based – but FSN, through various innovative initiatives, seeks always to open eyes and ears, not by eradicating differences but by exposing and combining different talents into something new, rich and strange. Their Dosti Music Project, a partnership between Found Sound Nation and the U.S. Embassy in Islamabad, returned to Central Florida recently for a second stay at the Atlantic Center for the Arts, where 10 musicians from three countries (India, Pakistan and the United States) and many different practices (from traditional Sufi singing to electronic beatmaking to avant-garde jazz) have come together for three weeks of cross-cultural collaboration. What they create in their residency, they’ll perform on a 10-day mini-tour from here to Nashville, transcending political and cultural divides while crossing geographical boundaries. – JBY

with Glassjaw, Silver Snakes | 8 p.m. | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-5483 | hardrock.com | $30.50-$38.50

7:30 p.m. | Timucua Arts White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. | 386-427-6975 | atlanticcenterforthearts.org | free

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DOSTI MUSIC PROJECT PHOTO BY ORA DEKORNFELD

Saturday, 12

Googoosh

Sunday, 13

Afternoon With Albert

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This is a big deal, y’all. Googoosh is one of those titanic stars of non-Western music that typically plays huge concerts to adoring fans in global, cosmopolitan cities, and here she is performing in Orlando. And not only is this the only Florida date on her current tour, it’s one of only five U.S. dates. Her decades-spanning career as one of Iran’s most popular singers has made her adored throughout the Middle East and larger Iranian disapora. Interestingly, despite being a symbol of everything the Revolution sought to overturn – modernization, Westernization – Googoosh remained in Iran for years afterward, not performing at all until she began to tour outside the country in the early 2000s. Since then, she’s used her massive international audience to advocate for the plight of Iranian exiles and the LGBT community in Iran and for some moderation between the puritanism of the Revolution and the realities of the modern world. On top of all that, her voice is still a thing of incredible power. This is, in all likelihood, the only opportunity you’ll ever have to see her – she only plays a dozen or so concerts a year, and this will be the first time she’s performed in Florida since 2007. – Jason Ferguson

This could very well end up being the only metal show in your life that lacks moshing or an influx of obnoxious crowd surfers: a chance to walk around the Mennello Museum of American Art with famed metal sculptor Albert Paley as he leads you through his Forged Works exhibition. Size matters as Paley takes you outside the museum and into the sculpture garden to show off the significantly larger (and officially permanent) part of the collection: “Interlace” and “Star,” both of which are dedicated to the museum’s co-founder, Marilyn Logsdon Mennello. Enjoy unparalleled insight into the various pieces, and take pleasure in the fact that the only thing your wallet will be needed for is to purchase a signature Hanson’s Shoe Repair cocktail to sip during your stroll. – Kim Slichter

8:30 p.m. | Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $60-$300

2 p.m. | Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St. | 407-246-4278 | mennellomuseum.com | free

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Brokencyde, Justina Valentine, Challenger, Against Grizzly, Blind Lion, Second Chance 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Dumberbunnies, Kelly Craven, Night Wars, Jupiter Machine, the Zigs 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Galaxy Hotel 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Willow 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Mac Sabbath, American Party Machine 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

[MUSIC] Adam Lambert see page 45

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Orlando Music Group Open Classic Salsa Social Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Wednesdays 8 pm; Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Plastic Pinks, the Woolly Bushmen, the Nude Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Party 9 pm; Will’s Pub, Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. free; 407-649-3888. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

The Saturday Giant 6 pm; Rabbitfoot Records Coffee Lounge, 307 E. Second St., Sanford; contact for price; 321-926-3417.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997.

Tony Bennett 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $125.07$329.49; 844-513-2014.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

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Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Open Mic 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-5054566.

OPERA/CLASSICAL The Met Live in HD: Manon Lescaut 6:30 pm; The Met stage ignites when soprano

Kristine Opolais and tenor Jonas Kaufmann join forces in Puccini’s obsessive love story. Multiple locations; $25.56; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. THURSDAY, MARCH 10

CONCERTS/EVENTS The Bastard Suns, Bothering Dennis, Original Me 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $6-$9; 407-322-7475. Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Gordon Lightfoot 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50$69.50; 407-228-1220. Il Volo 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50-$289.50; 844-513-2014. CONTINUED ON PAGE 39

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Fratelli Branca Cocktail Lab

Funky Buddha Spotlight One of Florida’s newest top breweries stands in the limelight as the Cloak & Blaster highlights brews like their Maple Bacon Coffee Porter, Nib Smuggler, Dread Pirate Roberts, Iron & Barleywine and more. 6 p.m. Wednesday; The Cloak & Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com Get Your Jazz On Dress up nice for this soiree at the Alfond Inn. Enjoy live jazz from the John olley uartet while stufﬁng your face with smoked pig, roasted chicken, cocktails, wine, beer and more. 6:30 p.m. Friday; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45-$50; thealfondinn.com

Bernie Fest From the people who bring you Body//Talk and Late Night Swim comes Bernie Fest, a daylong mini-festival taking place in the Milk District. Enjoy art, drinks and vendors while checking out more than 20 different musical acts. It’s gonna be yuuuge. 5 p.m. Saturday; The Milk District, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; bodytalkparty.org

Fratelli Branca Cocktail Lab Learn all about everyone’s favorite Italian herbal liqueur, Fernet, at this event. You’ll get a little taste of Fernet’s history, some recipes to try at home and some free tastings. Just don’t refer to it as “fancy Jäger.” 6 pm Tuesday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

Death Cab for Cutie April 28 at Hard Rock Live We the Kings, March 16 at the Social Less Than Jake, March 17-18 at the Social Joe Satriani, March 18 at Hard Rock Live Bob Saget, March 23 at CFE Arena Chris Tucker, March 25 at Hard Rock Live Logic, March 28 at the Beacham Of Montreal, April 2 at the Social

David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues Pentatonix, April 14 at CFE Arena KRS-ONE, April 16 at Backbooth The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

G. Love & Special Sauce, April 7 at the Social

The Black Dahlia Murder, April 23 at the Social

Stick Figure, April 7 at the Beacham

Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live

Napalm Death, the Melvins, April 8 at the Plaza Live Into It. Over It., The World Is a Beautiful Place ..., April 10 at the Social

36 Crazyfists, April 25 at Backbooth Death Cab for Cutie, April 28 at Hard Rock Live

Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham

Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live

Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

The Sword, May 11 at the Social

Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social

Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues

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Mac Sabbath MUSIC

For a genre with fans that are outspoken about their concern for authenticity, there sure are a lot of metal bands with gimmicks. Whether it’s Hatebeak’s use of an African grey parrot vocalist or Gwar’s … just everything about Gwar, really – everyone loves a gimmick. In fact, one of the only other arenas that relies so heavily on gimmickry is fast food (we love the Quesalupa too, but you see our point). Enter Mac Sabbath, assimilating the cartoon funhouse marketing scheme of McDonald’s McDonaldland characters and combining it with lyric-swapped covers of Black Sabbath songs (“Iron Man” becomes “Frying Pan,” “Paranoid” becomes “Pair-a-buns”). While there’s about as much substance to their shows as there is nutritional value in an Extra Value Meal, you can’t deny the appeal of a live show that features a nightmare version of Ronald McDonald fronting a band composed of Grimace, Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar. It’s just as unhealthily satisfying as that first bite into a fresh cheeseburger. – Thaddeus McCollum with American Party Machine | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15

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It Lives It Breathes, Sonder Inspired, Tragodia, Fall as Villains 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Steve Garron Threesome, Mae Marie & the Lost Boys, Beartoe 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Bears In The City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Single For The Night Episode 8: The Spring Break Edition 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-648-8363.

Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

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Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

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Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Single for the Night Episode 8: The Spring Break Edition 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-648-8363. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Peter and the Wolf Thursday 7:30 pm; Bok Tower Gardens presents a new theatrical event of Sergei Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf beneath the oak canopy surrounding the Singing Tower Carillon. Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $15; 863-7341222; boktowergardens.org. FRIDAY, MARCH 11

CONCERTS/EVENTS Attlas, Matt Lange, Steve Duda 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15$40; 407-504-7699. Badfish - A Tribute to Sublime 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $9.75; 407-934-2583. Chew, Free the People, Holy Human, Slumberjack 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-898-7733. Chivalry’s Not Dead, Purge of Lilith, Darkness by Design, Thicket, Angels of Babylon, Nothing to Offer, Three Knuckles Deep 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $7-$10; 407-322-7475. CJ Orazi, Iesha Marie, April Rose, Chris Lane, Hazardous Folk 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-636-3171.

Coheed and Cambria, Glassjaw, I the Mighty, Silver Snakes 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $30.50$38.50; 407-351-5483. Conscious Vibrations: Agni, Digital Groove Project, J13, Telso 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price; 407-970-1777. David Salgado, Beni Hill, C Future, Brian Van Norman x D White, Logan Lost 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Dosti Music Project 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Further Seems Forever, the Band Kids, Sinai Vessel, Henrietta 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20$22; 407-246-1419. Hoodie Allen, SupaDupaKyle, Black Bear 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-228-1220. Laney Jones and the Spirits, Mike Dunn & the Company, Someday River 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Love Destruction, Gauge, MK Ultra Vamps, Get Loud 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment CONTINUED ON PAGE 42

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Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Mad As Adam, Halo Milo, Malaya, the Conscious Kind, Any Day Now 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712. Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963. Mobb Deep 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$35; 407-872-0066. Pete Bones, Mathew Scot, Lola B. 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. Somos, Petal, the Superweaks, Drop July, Dylan Creese 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

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Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Peter and the Wolf Friday 7:30 pm; Bok Tower Gardens presents a new theatrical event of Sergei Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf beneath the oak canopy surrounding the Singing Tower Carillon. Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $15; 863-7341222; boktowergardens.org.

Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Agent K & Bella, Phat Kidz, SiDog, Supagroover, Funkbaby, Kemper 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $13. Alana Leonard 9 pm; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675. Bernie Fest: Phil Santos, Timothy Eerie, Zap Dragon & the Attack, Tiger Fawn, Pasty Cline and more 7 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 321-426-0187. Culture Killer, Bodysnatcher, Entombed in the Abyss, Overheat, King Exile, Gucci Flute 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. The Fray 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. CONTINUED ON PAGE 44

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Ginny Owens 4 pm; Central Baptist Church, 142 Fairview Ave., Daytona Beach; $10. Googoosh 8:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $60-$300; 844-513-2014. Jazz in the Park 4-7 pm; Cypress Grove Park, 290 Holden Ave.; free. Jewel 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $58-$129; 407-351-5483. The Mellow Relics, Oklahoma Stackhouse, Casaveda, Gary Lazer Eyes 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419. SmartPunk Records Showcase: Suck Brick Kid, Dikembe, You Vandal, Las Piñas 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Summer’s Impetus, Dylan Mathews & the Flips, Billboard Alias, Scott Hooker, the Time Framed 7 pm; West End Trading

Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475. Tight Genes, Radicalized Youth, Bubble Boys, the Wildtones, Room Full of Strangers 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $6; 407-270-9104. Tonight Alive, Set It Off, the Ready Set, SayWeCanFly 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-648-8363. Troye Sivan, Shamir 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $21.25; 407-934-2583. Tyler Bryant & the Shakedown, the Bloody Jug Band 9 pm-1 am; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407.262.0056. Unwrapped Live: Sheila E., Roy Ayers, Mike Philips, Karen Briggs 7:30 & 10:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014.

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The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346. Red2 7 pm; Tsar, 611 E. Church St.; free. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Peter and the Wolf Saturday 7:30 pm; Bok Tower Gardens presents a new theatrical event of Sergei Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf beneath the oak canopy surrounding the Singing Tower Carillon. Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $15; 863-7341222; boktowergardens.org. SUNDAY, MARCH 13

CONCERTS/EVENTS Adam Lambert 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. African Children’s Choir 6 pm; Vista Community Church, 4200 S. Chickasaw Trail; donations accepted. Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Billy Brandt and Serana Verlin 3-5 pm; Fodor’s Grove, 2218 Vincent Road; $15 suggested donation; 407-923-0712. Blessthefall, Miss May I, the Plot in You, Sirens & Sailors, A War Within 5:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$30; 407-228-1220. The Business (NOLA), Davis McGee, Back You Devils, Run Raquel 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Porches, Alex G, Your Friend 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. The Resonant Rogues 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Scumfox, Wayne Meadlo, Jiblit Dupree, Peace Party Movement, Will Brack, Redneck Dreadhead 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged; 407-270-9104.

The In-Between Series: Thad Anderson’s Northbound Sunrail Soundtrack 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

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Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Leonhardt, S.S. Web 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

OPERA/CLASSICAL The Cornerstone University Chorale 5 pm; A concert of sacred choral music. St. Andrew’s Chapel, 5525 Wayside Drive, Sanford; free; 407-328-1139; sachapel.com. Romero Guitar Quartet 3 pm; Classical guitar quartet. Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $35-$50; 407-646-2000; bachfestivalflorida.org.

Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. TUESDAY, MARCH 15

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Henrietta, Pathos, Pathos, Better Things, Eastern Medicine, Snowbirds 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. CONTINUED ON PAGE 46

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Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. The Rocket Summer, Farro 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Vance Joy, Jamie Lawson, Blind Pilot 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $30; 407-934-2583.

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Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357.

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Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982. Texas Hold ‘Em Poker Tournament 7 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe,

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

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THEATER The Adventures of Pericles A modern-day translation of Shakespeare’s romantic adventure. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays, 2 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$23; orlandoshakes.org. Ay Bendito, que Puerto Rico A play by Hector Mendez that explores the idiosyncrasies of his native culture Puerto Rico. Presented entirely in Spanish. Friday-Saturday, 8:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $31.25; drphillipscenter.org.

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Cabaret Sunday: The Music of Billy Joel Cabaret performance of songs from the Long Island legend. Sunday, 7 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $12; 407-920-4034. Dixie’s Tupperware Party Interactive play about Dixie Longate, who maintains a unique perspective on Tupperware. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45$55; drphillipscenter.org. The Great American Trailer Park Musical When Pippi, a woman on the run, comes between the Dr. Phil-loving, agoraphobic Jeannie and her tollbooth collector husband, the storms begin to brew. Saturday,

2 & 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $15; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org. Jake’s Women Jake, a novelist who is more successful with fiction that with life, faces a marital crisis by daydreaming about the women in his life. The wildly comic and sometimes moving flashbacks played in his mind are interrupted by visitations from actual females. Mondays, Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com. Joe’s NYC Bar: Ladies Night An interactive, improvisational, immersive theatre experience in which the audience is transported to a bar in Brooklyn New York. Sundays, 3 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20. Mock Trial: Pericles v. The Tempest Mother Nature will be put on trial for the havoc she’s wrought on the characters in two of Shakespeare’s productions. Special guest judges include Scott Maxwell and Belvin Perry. Tuesday, 7 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$35; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. Monday Night Cabaret: Taffy! All By Myself Cabaret performance. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261.

Naked Boys Singing This hilarious revue features 16 original songs, seven gorgeous guys and no clothes. FridaysSundays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $17-$32; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Orlando Live Read: The Empire Strikes Back Professional actors read the classic script live on stage in front of an audience. Wednesday, 7:30-9:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-246-1393; timucua.com. Painting Churches Artist Mags Church returns home to paint a portrait of her aging parents while she still has them around – but her canvas may not be big enough, nor her colors varied enough, to capture all the passion, poetry, outrage and zest of Fanny and Gardner Church. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a tenminute short to a full-length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com. The Tempest Prospero, the rightful Duke of Milan, finds CONTINUED ON PAGE 50

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himself stranded on a remote and mystical island with only his daughter Miranda for company. Wednesday, 2 pm, Thursday, 10:30 am & 7:30 pm, Friday, 10:30 am and Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$23; orlandoshakes.org.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Brad Loekle Semi-finalist on Last Comic Standing and commentator on World’s Dumbest. Thursday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby 50

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Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Jim Breuer Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20-$25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Monsters Comedian of the Year Real Radio 104.1’s Monsters in the Morning host the second round of their annual standup comedy competition. Thursday 8 pm; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $7-$50; monsters.fm. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Tom Cotter Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE Bolshoi Ballet: Spartacus This spectacular production is an epic tour de force, giving full expression to the virility and strength for which the Bolshoi’s male dancers are renowned. Sunday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $19.17; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.

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Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

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Heroes and Villains Comic Book Burlesque Comic book-themed burlesque night. Saturday, 10 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $15-$20; 407-501-7336; 18thvibeproductions.weebly.com. Skill Focus Burlesque: Galactic Goblins & Garters A scifi and fantasy burlesque adventure across the multiverse with geeky glitter and glam. Special guest performance from Marc With a C. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $12-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Afternoon With Albert Guided tour with Albert Paley through his Forged Works exhibit. Sunday, 2 pm; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Art Legends of Orange County: Paintings by Steve Lotz As head of the UCF art department, Lotz was integral in developing the department’s faculty and programming for 35 years until his retirement in 2003. Opens Saturday, through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Art Sandwiched In An informal lunchtime program with engaging speakers or films held monthly with coffee and cookies provided. Bring your own bag lunch and feed your hunger for art. Wednesday, noon-1 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

hibition. Friday, 11 am; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

Viva Arte Chalk art contest with live entertainment, crafts, bounce houses, and a wine walk. Saturday, 11 am; Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail; free; 407-737-2866; waterfordlakestowncenter.com.

Capturing Florida’s Beauty on Canvas Artist Sharon Osterholt spent 2015 painting on location at each one of the 140 Florida State Parks. The yearlong tour culminates with a show and sale featuring all of the State Park paintings. Opens Friday, 6-8 pm, through April 30; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org.

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Heather Torres: Inspired by Nature Heather Torres explores how nature has inspired artists for centuries and the therapeutic qualities both nature and artwork have on the senses. Torres’ work has been recognized by the National Watercolor Society and Florida Watercolor Society. Wednesday, 7-9 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-272-0317; henaocenter.com.

All That Glitters Through Saturday; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net.

InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Cotton has developed an iconography around super sweet edible treats. These appear in landscapes made of whipped cream, pastries, lollipops, ice cream and cookies. Into this sugary excess he often adds seductive girls in kitschy pin-up poses. Opens Saturday, through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Albert Paley: Forged Works Through April 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – Progressions, Works by Former Students Through April 2; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org. Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – The Right of Passage Through April 2; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Rebels of the Modern Lecture Learn about the impact of World War II and the ensuing shift of the art world from Europe to the United States. Thursday, 7 pm; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

Space Is the Place Featuring works by Em’s Revenge combined with projection mapping from Catalyst. Thursday-Saturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org.

California Impressionism Through April 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

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Celebrating the Genius of Women Through April 24; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8357481; womeninthearts.org. Central Florida Watercolor Society Annual Juried Show Through April 1; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Creative Coloring for Adults Wednesday, 1-2:30 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

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Different Kinds of Ghosts Through Sunday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Doris Leeper: Hard Edges Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Hadouken Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Harold Garde: Last of the Game Changers Through March 27; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-272-0317; henaocenter.com.

Sanford; free; 407-7082039; seminolestate.edu. Material World: Glass, Rubber and Paper Through May 1; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Heart & Soul Through March 22; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801.

Mount Dora Art Stroll Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts. org.

In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

Oversaturated Through Sunday; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Jim Couper: There Are No Other Everglades in the World Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org. Le Salon 2016 Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-5551212; snaporlando.com. Marianna Hamilton Ross Through March 16; Seminole State College Fine Arts Gallery, 100 Weldon Blvd.,

Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Sci-Fi Art Show Through April 2; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April 17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 CONTINUED ON PAGE 54

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Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Star Wars Mash-Up Art Show Through March 25; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Transcommunality: Laura Anderson Barbata, Collaboration Beyond Borders Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Transference Through March 31; Winter Park Welcome Center and Chamber of Commerce, 151 W. Lyman Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6448281; cityofwinterpark.org. A Walk in the Woods: New Work by BJ Lantz Through April 16; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net. Will Barnet: Graphic Retrospective Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

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Central Florida Fair Wednesday-Friday, 4 pm, Saturday, 11 am and Sunday, 11 am; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; 407-295-3247. Cirque Italia The first traveling water circus in the U.S. Friday-Monday, 7:30 pm; Pep Boys Auto Store, 200 W. Vine St., Kissimmee; $10-$50; 941704-8572; cirqueitalia.com. Comics & Crafts: Hammered Harley Quinn Night Get a free Harley Quinn comic and enjoy free Harley masks, coloring pages and Harley-esque raffle prizes. Wednesday, 6-10 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com. DeLand Strawberry Fest Festival with fresh strawberries, delicious food, family and kids activities, classic cars, live entertainment and more. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Volusia County Fairgrounds, 3100 E. New York Ave., DeLand; $7; 386-8600092; delandfestival.com. En La Cocina: Easter in España Guests experience Easter in España while learning to prepare dishes such as fresh cod salad, pan con tomate (bread with tomatoes) and chicken & lamb paella. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Tapa Toro, 8441 International Drive; $45; 407-226-2929; tapatoro.restaurant. Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden

displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com. Fire Fly: A Pop-Up Dinner Party Monthly wine dinner from Uncommon Catering and the Swirlery. Friday, 6 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; contact for price; 407270-6300; swirlery.com. Florida Strawberry Festival Ten days of strawberries, games, rides, contests, music and live entertainment. Through Sunday, 10 am-10 pm; The Strawberry Festival Grounds, 303 N. Lemon St., Plant City; $10; 813-752-9194; flstrawberryfestival.com. Fratelli Branca Cocktail Lab Learn about the history of Fernet and snag some giveaways at this cocktail class and tasting. Tuesday, 6 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Funky Buddha Maple Bacon Coffee Porter Spotlight A spotlight on Funky Buddha featuring their Maple Bacon Coffee Porter, Nib Smuggler and more. Wednesday, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com. Get Your Jazz On Enjoy live jazz under the stars along with complimentary beer, wine and cocktails, smoked pig, cigars and valet parking included in the price. Friday, 6:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $45-$50; 407-998-8090. It’s Just Yoga Health & Fitness Festival Festival featuring a health and fitness marketplace and donation-based yoga classes. Sunday, 10 am; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free. Leu Gardens Plant Sale Shop the largest quality of plants CONTINUED ON PAGE 56

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in Central Florida and talk to the growers to find the right plants for your landscape and home. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free; 407246-2620; leugardens.org. Mighty St. Patrick’s Day Festival Raglan Road throws a weeklong St. Patrick’s Day festival celebrating everything Irish: food, drinks, music and step dancing. Starts Friday, through March 17; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; various menu prices; 407938-0300; raglanroad.com. Orlando Regional FIRST Robotics Competition Students, coaches, mentors and sponsors from 64 high school teams from around the world, along with 6,500 pounds of metal, gears and electronics compete. Friday-Saturday, 10 am-5 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; free; 813728-2822; orlandofrc.org.

Shamrocks & Shenanigans An early St. Patrick’s Day party featuring dueling pianos and a corned beef cook-off. Saturday, 5-8 pm; Earl Brown Park, US Hwy. 56

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St. Patties (sic) Pub Crawl Your ticket allows you to receive great food & drink specials at 11 participating businesses. Proceeds benefit Safe House of Seminole County. Saturday, 7 pm-midnight; Celery City Craft, 114 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; $12; 407-232-3601; celerycitycraft.com. Startup Grind Orlando Enjoy craft beer, pizza, music and networking with Orlando startup founders, investors and mentors. A fireside chat will follow with featured guest Rudy Ellis. Tuesday, 6-9 pm; Catalyst, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-9064376; startupgrind.com. Taste of Oviedo Food, fun and free admission for the whole family. Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 407-2784871; tasteofoviedo.org. Taste4Toolbox A fun evening featuring food from John Rivers, Kathleen Blake, Kevin Fonzo, Greg Richie and JeanStephane Poinard. Benefits Toolbox4Life programs. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Aggressive Appliances, 617 Mercy Drive; $100; 407-295-4489. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District,

East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Texas Roadhouse National Meatcutters Challenge Professional meat cutters compete to determine who will move on to the final round of a $20,000 competition. Spectators receive a special luncheon featuring the meat cut during the competition. Wednesday, 9 am-2:30 pm; The Ice Factory, 2221 Partin Settlement Road, Kissimmee; $10; givekidstheworld.org. Universal Orlando’s Mardi Gras Universal extends Mardi Gras for over a month with special concerts, parades, food and more. Through April 16; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-3638000; universalorlando.com. WineMaker Vine & Dine Feast on a five-course dinner prepared by award-winning Chef Fred Vlahos paired with wines from Silver Oak Cellars. Monday, 6:30 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; contact for price; 407-9968560; rosencentre.com.

LEARNING Cooks Co-op Monthly cooking club and potluck. Eat, discuss and share your favorite recipes and cookbooks. No registration required. Tuesday, 6-8 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave.,

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Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

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Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Front Porch Stories Hear stories about Maitland’s first residents and share if your family was part of the city’s past. Sunday, noon-2 pm; Waterhouse Residence & Carpentry Shop Museum, 820 Lake Lily Drive, Maitland; free; 407-6291532; artandhistory.org. Nerd Nite Orlando 3-Year Anniversary Nerd Nite Orlando celebrates its third anniversary with presentations on a variety of science topics. Thursday, 7-9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10 suggested donation; 407-4902531; orlando.nerdnite.com. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Jonathan Tasini The author of The Essential Bernie Sanders and His Vision for America discusses Sanders’ policies, answers questions and signs copies of the book. Saturday, 1 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316.

Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. The Write Teen Open Mic A creative safe space for Orlando’s youth creative community of rappers, dancers, singers, poets, musicians and other creative minds. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave.; free; 407-925-5930; thewrite.org.

FAMILY Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org. The Big Hunt An Easter Egg hunt with clowns, face painting, a photo booth with funny props, outdoor games, kids crafts and bounce houses. Saturday, 10 am-1 pm; Reformation Lutheran Church, 800 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-425-7771.

SPORTS American Men’s Basketball Championship American Athletic Conference championship. Thursday, 3:30 pm, Friday, noon & 7 pm, Saturday, 3 pm, Sunday, 3:15 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $200-$250; 800-745-3000.

Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

BattleFrog Central Florida An amphibious obstacle course race. Saturday, 7 am; Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $89-$145; 863-2554817; battlefrogseries.com.

The Short Attention Span Storytelling Hour An open mic night for writers, poets, storytellers, comedians and others. Wednesday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Color Therapy Yoga Stretch, relax and awaken your visual senses in the Community Room. Sunday, 11 am; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; donations accepted; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursday, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15. Orlando City vs. Chicago Fire Major League Soccer. Friday, 7 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19.17-$161.88; 407-4232476; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando Magic vs. Denver Nuggets Basketball. Tuesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15$1,207.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Roller Derby 2016 Season The Orlando Roller Derby Girls play against various teams from Florida. Sunday, 4:30-6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8; 407-8349106; orlandoderbygirls.com. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712; thehavenrocks.com. Southeastern Guide Dogs Walkathon Two- and fourlegged friends are invited to participate and fundraise for this event. Saturday, 8:30 am; Lake Baldwin Park, 2380 Lake Baldwin Lane; donations encouraged; 407-246-2283; guidedogswalkathon.org. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. Zimmerman Kiser Sutcliffe Winter Park Road Race 10K and 2-Mile A beautiful 10K, 2-mile and kids’ run through Winter Park. Saturday, 7-10 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $25-$75; 407-896-1160; winterparkroadrace.com. ■

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suspect that the frog will be one of your emblems in the coming weeks – for all of the above reasons. Your task is to overcome the boring stories and messages so as to accomplish your lively transformations.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “He in his madness prays for storms, and dreams that storms will bring him peace,” wrote Leo Tolstoy in his novella The Death of Ivan Ilych. The weird thing is that this seemingly crazy strategy might actually work for you in the coming days. The storms you pray for, the tempests you activate through the power of your longing, could work marvels. They might clear away the emotional congestion, zap the angst and usher you into a period of dynamic peace. So I say: Dare to be gusty and blustery and turbulent. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Quoting poet W. H. Auden, author Maura Kelly says there are two kinds of poets: argument-makers and beauty-makers. I think that’s an interesting way to categorize all humans, not just poets. Which are you? Even if you usually tend to be more of an argument-maker, I urge you to be an intense beautymaker in the next few weeks. And if you’re already a pretty good beauty-maker, I challenge you to become, at least temporarily, a great beauty-maker. One more thing: As much as possible, until April 1, choose beauty-makers as your companions. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) To have any hope of becoming an expert in your chosen field, you’ve got to labor for at least 10,000 hours to develop the necessary skills – the equivalent of 30 hours a week for six and a half years. But according to author William Deresiewicz, many young graphic designers no longer abide by that rule. They regard it as more essential to cultivate a network of connections than to perfect their artistic mastery. Getting 10,000 contacts is their priority, not working 10,000 hours. But I advise you not to use that approach in the coming months. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will be better served by improving what you do rather than by increasing how many people you know. CANCER (June 21-July 22) “I sit before flowers, hoping they will train me in the art of opening up,” says poet Shane Koyczan. “I stand on mountain tops believing that avalanches will teach me to let go.” I recommend his strategy to you in the coming weeks. Put yourself in the presence of natural forces that will inspire you to do what you need to do. Seek the companionship of people and animals whose wisdom and style you want to absorb. Be sufficiently humble to learn from the whole wide world through the art of imitation. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) The marathon is a long-distance footrace with an official length of over 26 miles. Adults who are physically fit and well-trained can finish the course in five hours. But I want to call your attention to a much longer running event: the SelfTranscendence 3100-Mile Race. It begins every June in Queens, a borough of New York, and lasts until August. Those who participate do 3,100 miles’ worth of laps around a single city block, or about 100 laps per day. I think that this is an apt metaphor for the work you now have ahead of you. You must cover a lot of ground as you accomplish a big project, but without traveling far and wide. Your task is to be dogged and persistent as you do a little at a time, never risking exhaustion, always pacing yourself. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In old Vietnamese folklore, croaking frogs were a negative symbol. They were thought to resemble dull teachers who go on and on with their boring and pointless lectures. But in many other cultures, frogs have been symbols of regeneration and resurrection due to the dramatic transformations they make from egg to tadpole to full-grown adult. In ancient India, choruses of croaks were a sign of winter’s end, when spring rains arrived to fertilize the earth and bestow a promise of the growth to come. I

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “Your anger is a gift.” So proclaims musician and activist Zack de la Rocha, singer in the band Rage Against the Machine. That statement is true for him on at least two levels. His fury about the systemic corruption that infects American politics has roused him to create many successful songs and enabled him to earn a very good living. I don’t think anger is always a gift for all of us, however. Too often, especially when it’s motivated by petty issues, it’s a self-indulgent waste of energy that can literally make us sick. Having said that, I do suspect that your anger in the coming week will be more like de la Rocha’s: productive, clarifying, healthy. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “Even now, all possible feelings do not yet exist,” says novelist Nicole Krauss. In the coming weeks, I suspect you will provide vivid evidence of her declaration. You may generate an unprecedented number of novel emotions – complex flutters and flows and gyrations that have never before been experienced by anyone in the history of civilization. I think it’s important that you acknowledge and celebrate them as being unique – that you refrain from comparing them to feelings you’ve had in the past or feelings that other people have had. To harvest their full blessing, treat them as marvelous mysteries. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “Look at yourself then,” advised author Ray Bradbury. “Consider everything you have fed yourself over the years. Was it a banquet or a starvation diet?” He wasn’t talking about literal food. He was referring to the experiences you provide yourself with, to the people you bring into your life, to the sights and sounds and ideas you allow to pour into your precious imagination. Now would be an excellent time to take inventory of this essential question. And if you find there is anything lacking in what you feed yourself, make changes! CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) According to a report in the journal Science, most of us devote half of our waking time to thinking about something besides the activity we’re actually engaged in. We seem to love to ruminate about what used to be and what might have been and what could possibly be. Would you consider reducing that amount in the next 15 days? If you can manage to cut it down even a little, I bet you will accomplish small feats of magic that stabilize and invigorate your future. Not only that: You will feel stronger and smarter. You’ll have more energy. You’ll have an excellent chance to form an enduring habit of staying more focused on the here and now. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) One of the legal financial scams that shattered the world economy in 2008 was a product called a Collateralized Debt Obligation Squared. It was sold widely, even though noted economist Ha-Joon Chang says that potential buyers had to read a billion pages of documents if they hoped to understand it. In the coming weeks, I think it’s crucial that you avoid getting involved with stuff like that – with anything or anyone requiring such vast amounts of homework. If it’s too complex to evaluate accurately, stay uncommitted, at least for now. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “I wish I knew what I desire,” wrote Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish, born under the sign of Pisces. “I wish I knew! I wish I knew!” If he were still alive today, I would have very good news for him, as I do for all of you Pisceans reading this horoscope. The coming weeks will be one of the best times ever – EVER! – for figuring out what exactly it is you desire. Not just what your ego yearns for. Not just what your body longs for. I’m talking about the whole shebang. You now have the power to home in on and identify what your ego, your body, your heart, and your soul want more than anything else in this life.

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I’m your average straight 42-year-old white guy. Married for a little less than a year. We have an active sex life and are both GGG. My wife wants to be forcibly fucked – held down and raped. Normally I’d be all over this because I do love me some rough sex. My issue: She told me she was traumatically raped by a man she was dating prior to me. All I know is that it involved a hotel room and him not stopping when she said “no.” For now, I play along, but I know I’m not taking things as far as she’d like. I’m over here wondering if her previous trauma was a result of her encouraging forceful sex and regretting it later, and I worry the same thing could happen to me. Or is she trying to relive the experience? Should I fear her motivation and the potential consequences? Tremulous Husband Is Needing Knowledge

When it comes to rough sex overthinking is preferable to underthinking. But before we think through your issues, a few points of clarification: A woman who’s into rough sex can still have been raped by a partner, and a rape can occur during what was supposed to be a consensual forced-sex/ rape-role-play scene. If your wife withdrew her consent and her former partner continued, it was rape. Also, THINK, lots of women fantasize about “rape,” which I’m putting in quotes here because these fantasies typically involve a woman being “taken” by someone she’s attracted to, and lots of women are victims of rape. Obviously there’s going to be overlap between these two groups. Your wife’s forced-sex fantasies could have nothing to do with her rape or your wife may be one of those people (not all of them women) who have eroticized a past sexual trauma, and playing with a partner she trusts provides her with feelings of control and catharsis, empowerment and pleasure. You worry “the same thing could happen to me.” By that you don’t mean, “I could be raped!” You mean, “I could be falsely accused of rape.” That’s a pretty big and disrespectful leap. What you’re saying is, “I think my wife is lying when she says this other man raped her – and I don’t want her to do the same to me.” I’m not sure what to do with that. I mean, I don’t think your wife is lying, and I don’t know or love your wife. You presumably know and love your wife, and yet you’re worried she may be setting you up for a false rape accusation. That’s some dark shit – that’s some Gone Girl shit, that’s the plot of some horrible Kathleen Turner/Michael Douglas shit movie from the 1980s. If you’re really concerned about protecting your own butt, then have a nice long conversation with your wife about her fantasies over email. I’ve given that advice to people negotiating edgy and/or forced-sex scenes with strangers or near-strangers. It feels odd to give that advice to someone negotiating a fantasy role-play scenario with his spouse. But here we are. Don’t tell your wife you wanna chat over email because you’re worried about needing an alibi. I would suggest that you believe your wife, first off, and that you have this conversation over email – two anonymous accounts created just for this purpose – because it will allow you both to be more thoughtful and less inhibited. Tell her you don’t want to accidentally traumatize or trigger her, but

you also don’t want to wind up traumatizing yourself. You would feel like a monster if you hurt her while attempting to fulfill her fantasies. Finally, this isn’t something your wife will wanna do just once. So take baby steps: Increase the intensity gradually, from scene to scene, check in afterward, Google “sexual aftercare” and read the piece on Curve that pops up (it’s a lesbian website, but the lessons/advice/insight are generally applicable), and keep having long conversations about what’s working for her and what isn’t. I had given up on relationships after a failed marriage and another partner trying to kill me (no joke). Then, after five years single, abstinent and lonely, I met a man who frustrated me, turned me on and was understanding about my trust issues. I’m excited about a future with him – except for two things. First, he says he loves me but he’s not sure yet if he wants to spend the rest of his life with me – he’s not sure if I’m “the One.” He also has needs I’m not able to fulfill. It may not seem like a big deal to most people, but swallowing is out for me, as I was orally raped when I was a teenager. I’ve worked my way up to enjoying giving head, but come in my mouth makes me cry. And I can’t give head after anal. He says these are the things that make him come the hardest. I’ve asked him if my inability to provide these things are a “deal breaker” for him and he says no, but when we get into bed, he talks about me doing them the entire time we’re having sex. I’ve asked him to stop, and he says he will, but it doesn’t stop. He will also have sex only in the positions he likes, and if I ask for something different, he’ll just stop having sex with me. If letting him go so he can find the right person to fulfill his needs makes him happier, then I feel it’s the right thing to do, as much as it would hurt. Failing At Intimacy/Love

I know you were alone and lonely for a long time, and you know who else knows that? Your shitty boyfriend, and he’s leveraging your desire to be with someone against your right to sexual autonomy and your need for emotional safety. You have an absolute right to set your own limits and to slap “not open for discussion” labels on some things. Ruling two things out, particularly for the reasons you cite, is perfectly reasonable. If he can’t accept that, that should be a “deal breaker” for you. You see his inability to determine if you’re “the one” as a separate issue, but it’s of a piece. He’s refusing to make you the one – “the one” is an act of will, not an act of God – in hopes that you will submit to his sexual demands. I have a hunch that swallowing and ATM aren’t really the things that make him come the hardest. If it was anal and cunnilingus you couldn’t do, FAIL, then those would be his favorite things. Because the issue here isn’t whether he’s “sure” you’re the one or the sex acts that make him come the hardest. This is about him controlling and degrading you. DTMFA. On the Savage Lovecast, Dan and writer Ephi Stempler discuss companionate marriage: savagelovecast.com.

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Mark Tirado hsehold goods, tools,car parts’ #02265 Nekeia White hsehold goods, etc.; #06065 Keondra Murray hsehold goods,etc; #01046 Chanel Freeman queen bed/twin bed and TV stand,boxes, couch; #02115 Tricia Slavin hsehold furniture,etc 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4452709 #886 William Van III- clothing & shoes #110 Channa Lloyd-Household Decorations #881 Ten 55 Productions Inc – Household Items #057 Anthony Taylor – Household Items #063 Leana Jones – Furniture #812 Autumn NelsonHousehold Goods #255 Treasure Ballard – Household #039 Clive Thompson – Household Furniture 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3088-Rita woodenFurniture, Boxes#3056-Shawanda jones-Household Goods #1002-Melissa Toussaint-Household Good #4059-Lisa Dennis-Pageant Dresses and House Hold Goods #1033-Lavon Cobb-Couch, boxes and equipment #2096-Latoya Williams-Household Items, Beds and couches #4105-Betty Colson- Wall unit and boxes #3074-Maria Catoni- Household Items #4122-Delroy Woolery-Beds, tv, household items #3055-Raymond Coste-Household items #2076-Divida daniels- small clothing #2009-William Bell-Household good/Items 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #484 – Tamika Gainer – Household goods; #156 – David S Glicken – Furniture, Electronics; #733 – David S Glicken – Furniture, Electronics, Sports Equipment, Hand Tools; #367 – Edgar Brown – Furniture, Sports Equipment; #398 – Patrick Laster - Furniture 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 2068 Kirstin Reeves-household goods, 2174 Dana Brenyo-household items, 1117 Adebayo Fatila-general household goods, 4083 KL Newhouse-household goods, 1094 Monica Dennis-furniture and boxes, 3133 Derek Roberts-electronics, tv, computer, game systems, 4009 Jeffrey Pollock-kitchen items and household goods, 1141 Rudolfo SimsHousehold items, 4090 Angela Richardson-boxes and household goods, 2080 Keona Randall-furniture, 1139 Ale’sha Acosta-household goods. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #520 Artavis Williams – household goods. #1820 Carlos Santiago – bedroom sets, dining living room, electronics, household items. #2019 Valerie Placeres – furniture & household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #100-Luis V Andradehousehold items,#951-The car port specialist-home furnishings,#511A Prentiss Lakeith Johnson–household items,#401-Jonathan Acevedo-household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0672-Ayana Outerbridge-Household Items, 0058-Mackenzie McLean-Household Goods, 0472-Angela SingletonHousehold Goods, 0500- Ronald & Amy Schmid-Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681#1414 Shirley Lipgens- Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #1512- Eaton MarshaHousehold goods, #1456 Miller Karamie Jeanine-Household goods, #8017 Jurado Xavier-Household goods, #1499 Katherina Santana- Household goods, #4013-Lawrence Joseph- Household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 4500345 #2037 Zych Stephen- Household Goods #2610 LaShana Bolden-Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only

and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MARCH 25, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1306 – E.TATLISU, 1523 – J.FLORES, 1609 – S.WARD, 2104 – D.ZENON PEREZ, 2119 – S.AVERY, 2194B – C.VANCE, 2220 – K.PIERSON, 2306 –M. NEGRON, (MAGGIE) 2332 – L.ALERS, 2405 –J. SWAIN. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1019 – V.WILLIAMS, 1053 – C.SKENES, 11005 – M.HYSON, 11206 – M.DESOTO, 11212 – P.GREGORY, 11416 – J.MELENDEZ NARANJO, 1161 – F.HERNANDEZ, 1203 – O.BERMUDEZ, 12607 – I.BADILLO, 411 – K.RESTREPO, 473 – K.SMITH, 510 –S. CARAN, 603 – K.JACKSON, 905 – L.HENRIQUEZ, 913 – T.ROMANI. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 018 – T.QUIROS, 026 – C.JACKSON, 027 – H.WALKER, 054 – K.LEWIS, 157 – A.BALDWIN, 355 – W.FIGUEROA, 361 – M.SOTO CORTEZ, 452 –S. RAMOS, 573 – D.MEDINA, 879 – O.BENJAMIN. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01116 – R.NARVAEZ, 04119 – M.CINTRON, 04143 –L.CARRASCO, 04428 – A.POLITANO, 05143 – M.CINTRON, 05153 – B.RODRIGUEZ, 05156 – E.DEL SOL-GOMEZ, 05163 – E.DE JESUS, 05179 – J.ANGELES, 05435 –A. MITCHELL, 05438 – M.MONCRIEFFE. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0112 – R.CONFARE, 0208 – S.ROGERS, 1061 – L.VILLEGAS, 1063 –L. VILLEGAS, 1073 – S.TURNER, 2002 –T. BROWN, 2012 – K.PERRY, 2030 – A.CHOUKAIRE, 2037 – X.GOMEZ, 4004 –N. DOKES, 5020 – C.CENTURION, 6002 – L.MORGAN, 7029 – P.ALONSO, 7122 – G.DE VITO III, 7143 – T.LEWIS. 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:15 AM: 1018 – A.SEGUI, 1115 – M.PASSALACQUA, 1126 – C.BOUMAN, 1175 – C.HESLIN, 2038 – L.REYES, 2106 – G.TORRES, 2117 – N.MEDINA, 2136 – A.HEIFETZ, 2176 – J.SANTINO, 2190 – R.RABASSI, 2198 – C.CORTES, 2237 – M.CAJAS, 2251 – J.MIRANDA, 3002 – K.BARNES, 3047 – J.WINSLOW, 3058 – T.WATKINS, 3081 – JCDECAUX, 3081 – J.FUENZALIDA, 6005 – Z.WANG, 6114 – C.ACREE 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:30 AM: 0116 – A.GARY, 0125 – K.EDWARD, 0176 – J.AREIZAGA, 0180 – J.STEVENS JR, 0224 – M.ORTIZ, 0233 – I.FIGUEROA, 0253 – L.ACEVEDO, 0265 – G.MARSH, 1025 – A.VIRGINIA, 3012 – M.GONZALEZ, 3074 – D.KUHN, 6021 – A.AREIZAGA, 6023 – Y.ROMERO, 6032 – F.CAMPOS, 7002 – G.FLEMING, 7006 – C.RIVERA, 7009 – X.FALCON, 7012 – J.PUIG, 7013 – E.COTTS, 7029 – D.WARD, 7032 – B.WILLIAMS, 7034 – C.LEE, 7056 – N.DELA FUENTE, 7057 – K.DECKER, 7075 – J.WASHINGTON, 7097 – C.ROMAN, 7102 – M.DIAZ, 7105 – T.ROACH, 7106 – L.SANTIAGO, 7123 – C.CUSICCANQUI, 7125 – C.FERRELL, 7149 – D.RODRIGUEZ,8009 – E.MUNOZ,8017 – Y.ALVELO,8094 – Y.ROJAS,8095 – R.ROJAS,8097 – J.SANTOS 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:45 AM: A104 – J.SILVA, A108 – D.JEFFRIES, A125 – L.RIVERA, B104 – M.MATTHEWS, B115 – G.WILLIAMS, B124 – C.ROGERS, B139 –

R.OSBORNE, B141 – M.VEGA, B142 – J.BARON, B145 – F.MOLE, B149 – M.WILLIAMS, B213 – S.HOGGS, B215 – F.SERRANO, B224 – A.MAYSONET, B228 – R.GRANT, C110 – M.FIGUEROA, C112 – C.NELSON, C122 – W.PIERRE, C132 – N.NIEVES, C142 – I.FIGUEROA, C145 – O.INGRAM, C156 – T.CHVIEK, C159 – N.ROBLES, C166 – E.BRENT, C183 – B.HOGAN, C189 – R.BENAVIDEZ, C196 – T.DANIELS, C211I – F.DEMPSEY, C212C – E.IZQUIERDO, C220 – K.DEAN, C223 – A.SANTIAGO 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 10:00AM: A005 – A.FERGUSON, B010 – M.PEREZ, B011 – E.JANUARY, B020 – A.ANDINO, B049 – A.COLON CRUZ, C004 – V.CLUM, C014 – Y.FALU, C015 – M.TEJADA, C016 – S.BARISONI, C027 – B.HARDY JR, C040 – E.ARGUINZONI, C054 – K.LEWIS, C067 – C.PEREZ, C069 – M.RIVERA, C072 – J.WEST, D017 – A.RIVERA, D027 – L.CONWAY, D042 – L.RAY, D049 – P.NEWPORT, D065 – L.ROSARIO, D081 – T.YANG, D082 – H.COLANGELO, D097 – J.KOLLJESKI, D101 – S.NESBITT, D134 – A.RICCO, D154 – T.MANN, D158 – C.LOPEZ, D189 – B.STANLEY, D191 – L.RODRIGUEZ, D199 – A.ARROYO, D200 – M.MARTINEZ, D207 – K.MALDONADO, D227 – S.SPRUELL, D228 – J.ASHE, E009 – J.VARGAS, E011 – F.ABREU, E057 – J.BEN AMOR, E062 – K.CANCEL, E082 – C.MCRAE. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TIMOTHY TEMPLES, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, crystal. mincey@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 3/21/16, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 1996 Toyota 4T1BG12K5TU748776

SWORN STATEMENT AND NOTICE OF ACTION To: Jessica Mann, 3118 Red Bird Road, Apopka, Florida (Date of birth:,01/09/1990, age 25, Caucasian, blonde hair, brown eyes, 5’4 , 150lbs.) YOU ARE NOTIFIED that a hearing to Terminate Parental Rights is scheduled for May 2, 2016 at 1:45 p.m., before Judge Patricia Doherty, at the Orange County Courthouse, located at 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida, Courtroom 16-G. The minor children in question were born on is September 22, 2012 and April 6, 2010 in Orlando, Florida. I, Natalia Scott, Esquire do swear to the following: 1. An affidavit of diligent search was completed and revealed the last known address of Jessica Mann (DOB 01/09/1990) to be: 3118 Bird Road, Apopka, Florida. 2. Personal service was attempted on the above address on 2/18/16, but was unsuccessful due to the residence being abandoned with a padlock on the door. 3. No other addresses of Jessica Mann are known. s/Natalia Z. Scott, NATALIA Z. SCOTT. STATE OF FLORIDA COUNTY OF ORANGE SWORN TO or affirmed and signed before me on February 18, 2016, by NATALIA Z. SCOTT, who is personally known to me or produced a Florida Driver’s License as identification. s/Diane L. Miller NOTARY PUBLIC, STATE OF FL. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, David R. Kleiman, of 3107 Fairwood Ct., Winter Park, FL 32792, County of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Dr. Dave’s Handyman Services & Care Full Assemblies It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Dr. Dave’s Handyman Services & Care Full Assemblies” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 29 of February, 2016 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0404 JAVON CARLOS MICKENS; 0428 TOMIKA LAWANNA JOHNSON; 0531 WILLIAM MICHAEL TOMLINSON II; 0811 SHIRLEY ANN RAMSON; 0909 TIMOTHY RYAN SMITH; 0934 ANTHONY FRANCIS PICKENS; 1111 DEBRA RYAN SIMMONS; 1117 TAFFORD ALLEN UPSON; 1227 ANTOINETTE YVONNE QUEEN; 1238 CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS DEVANE MADISON; 1323 CHRISTINA WEST BROWN; 1325 CHELSEA ELYSE NELSON; 1542 WANDA IRIS DELGADO; 1607 ANTOINETTE YVONNE QUEEN; 1628 VENETA HELSOP BROWN; 1634 SERGIO LUIS FIGUEROA; 1736 VENETA HELSOP BROWN. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1014 JEANNETTE RHODES; 1086 IVETTE PUERTA; 1118 CASEY RODRIGUEZ; 2058 PAULA DENISE WILSON; 3218 IVETTE PUERTA; 3320 HOWARD HOLLIS; 4005 RACHELLE LATA ALEXANDER; 4042 RYAN TYSON GAY; 4048 TERELL LEE RHODES; 4049 JAMES ARMSTRONG; 6002 ANGEL VARGAS RIVERA; 6004 MARIA DELORES JIMENEZ; 6008 HARVEY L COLEMAN; 6013 HARVEY L COLEMAN; 6029 ROBIETTA RENEA COLBERT; 8019 DANNY/FELICIA GHIDEN; 8035 STEVEN QUILES.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/ SHEA CASE NO.: DP13-462 IN THE INTEREST OF C.M. MINOR CHILD, DOB: 10/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING/TRIAL FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Patrick McMilian, Address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on April 18, 2016 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING/TRIAL. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 24TH day of February, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kimberly Andre, Esquire FBN: 45283, Senior Attorney for, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, 407-317-7643 (Telephone) 407-3177126 (Fax). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON/ PINE HILLS CASE NO.: DP14-145 In the Interest of J.C., a male child, DOB: 02/10/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIAL DATE CERTAIN FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: CHANTELLE TAYLOR, Address unknown WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel Dawson, on April 29, 2016 at 9:30 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TRIAL. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pursuant to Florida Statute 39.802(4)(d), the mother/father are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity as defined in Section 63.032(3) Florida Statues, by including written notice in the summons served with this petition and at an advisory hearing if they are present for the hearing. Pleadings shall be copied to Veraunda I. Jackson, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste. 200, Orlando, Florida 32811. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 10th day of February, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT(Court Seal) By:/s/ DEPUTY CLERK.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-445 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.T. DOB: 09/23/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: ASHLEY THOMPSON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Timothy Shea on April 12, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP13-81 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.J.W. JR. DOB: 10/22/2002, A MINOR CHILD SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Antonio Jermaine Ward , Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before the Honorable Tim Shea, Circuit Judge, on Tuesday, March 29th, 2016, at 10:30 a.m., at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service. This summons has been issued at the request of: Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Children’s Legal Services, brittany.nesmith@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF COURT BY: /s/ DEPUTY CLERK.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: VALERIE MALLOCH, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, crystal. mincey@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1997 Chrysler VIN# 3C3EL55H9VT528577 2004 Nissan VIN# JN1AZ36A74T010981 1998 Ford VIN# 1FMRU1760WLB52228 2006 Ford VIN# 1FTRX12W86NA03394 2002 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1JC524827410198 1998 Chevrolet VIN# 1GNDM19W7WB180374 1995 Mitsubishi VIN# JA3AA26A1SU012830 1997 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K2VU014895 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 23, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1998 Dodge VIN# 2B4GP45G0WR757113 2004 Chrysler VIN# 3C4FY58B74T256540 1987 Buick VIN# 1G3GR11Y0HP346633 1992 Honda VIN# 1HGCB7656NA042517 2000 Chrysler VIN# 2C3HD46R3YH438446 2001 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KF57951U252588 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 23, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY,FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF LYNN DUDDING BACK, Deceased. File No. 2015CP3015 Division Probate NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Lynn Dudding Back, deceased, whose date of death was September 8, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is P.O. Box 4994, Orlando, Florida 32802-4994. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 3/2/16. Attorney for Personal Representative: Andreas A. Kulas, Attorney, Florida Bar Number: 0844233, /s/ Robert J. Kulas, P.A., 2100 SE Hillmoor Drive, Suite 105, Port St. Lucie, Florida 34952, Telephone: (772) 398-0720, Fax: (772) 398-9331, E-Mail: information@kulaslaw.com, Secondary E-Mail: kristin@kulaslaw.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Dana Dudding Kegaries, 3107 Ellington Drive, Hollywood, California 90068

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: WILLIAM PERRY, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, crystal. mincey@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON/ PINE HILLS CASE NO.: DP14-145 In the Interest of J.C., a male child, DOB: 02/10/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIAL DATE CERTAIN FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: JOHNATHAN CATRETT, Address unknown WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel Dawson, on April 29, 2016 at 9:30 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TRIAL. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pursuant to Florida Statute 39.802(4)(d), the mother/father are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity as defined in Section 63.032(3) Florida Statues, by including written notice in the summons served with this petition and at an advisory hearing if they are present for the hearing. Pleadings shall be copied to Veraunda I. Jackson, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste. 200, Orlando, Florida 32811. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 10th day of February, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT(Court Seal) By:/s/ DEPUTY CLERK.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE THE MARRIAGE OF: FABIANA RIVERA, Petitioner/Wife, and REINALDO RIVERA J.R., Respondent/ Husband. CASE NO.: 2015DR014684O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE To Mr. Reinaldo Rivera, Jr., 97 Vincent Street, Apartment 2, Perth Amboy, New Jersey 08861 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, on petitioner or petitioner’s attorney: Gabriel Adam, Esquire, The Adam Law Firm, 111. E. Lake Mary Blvd. Sute 107, Sanford, Florida 32773, on or before March 14, 2016 and file the original with the Clerk of the Circuit Court at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a Default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s Office notified of your current address. (You may file Florida Family Law Form 12.915, Notice of Current Address.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the Clerk’s Office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. DATED: 3/1/16 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (SEAL) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk.

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NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Juliana Comprindo, of 4460 Middleburg Ct, Orlando FL 32818, County of Orange, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Spa’ssage and Fitness It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Spa’ssage and Fitness” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 1 of March, 2016 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE:1# DAN’S AUTO RECYCLING AND DAN’S AUTO SALES LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 03/21/2016, 09:00 am at 18730 EAST COLONIAL DR ORLANDO, FL 32820, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. 1# DAN’S AUTO RECYCLING AND DAN’S AUTO SALES LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1HGEJ8258WL000475 1998 HONDA Notice of Auction 1996 Boat with VIN # SERR3433K596 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Tangri & Ashwani Tangri. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1996 Boat Trailer with VIN# 4YPAB18156T042351 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Tangri & Ashwani Tangri.8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1986 Toyota Pickup with VIN # JT4RN63R9G5005183 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Gardy Bien-Aime & Travis Brinson Harper. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1995 Bayliner Boat with VIN # BIYD95CXE595 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Paulo Da Silva / Amazon Pavers. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 Boat Trailer With VIN # NOVIN0200593396 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Paulo Da Silva / Amazon Pavers. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1996 Sea-Doo Jetski with VIN# ZZNR0340A797 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Grayson Ricker & Catherine Ellen Davis 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 Boat Trailer with VIN# 40ZBP19143P096832 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Grayson Ricker & James T. Lancaster 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE FIFTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MARION COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 42-2015-DR-000999-FK Division: Family Guillermo A. De Leon, Petitioner, And Bairon Rodriguez Ospina, Respondent. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR ADOPTION TO: Bairon Rodriguez Ospina 2349 Rio Pinar Lakes Blvd Orlando, Fl 32822 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for adoption has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on GUILLERMO DE LEON whose address is 5140 SE 30th St unit 3c Ocala, Fl 34480 on or before 03/31/16, and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 110 NW 1st Avenue, Ocala, Fl 34475 before service on Petitioner or inmediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.The action is asking the court to decide how the following real or personal property should be divide: NONE. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Court’s office notified of your current address (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915). Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, require certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. Dated: 10/26/2015 DAVID R. ELLSPERMAN, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: M. Mack

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Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on March 25, at am Ri er’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1999 Mazda, Vin#1YVGF22D3X5855629; 2015 Nissan, Vin#3N1AB7AP3FY264883; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1D7HA18D34S730269; 2003 Ford, Vin#1FAFP33PX3W235965; 2004 Volvo, Vin#YV1CY59H941089167; 1998 Ford, Vin#1FTZX1765WNA93905; 1994 Ford, Vin#1FALP52U2SA250655; 1995 Saturn, Vin#1G8ZK5276SZ253700; 1995 Honda, Vin#1HGEJ1127SL015882; 2004 Dodge, Vin#1B3ES56C04D603805; 2007 Nissan, Vin#1N4BL21E37C143464; 2002 Saturn, Vin#1G8ZF52862Z195701. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Juliana Comprindo, of 4460 Middleburg Ct, Orlando FL 32818, County of Orange, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Spa’ssage Fitness Spa It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Spa’ssage Fitness Spa” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 1 of March, 2016 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Campus Crusade for Christ, Inc. of 100 Lake Hart Drive - MC 3500, Orlando, FL 32832, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Maze It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Maze” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: March 1, 2016

Employment Systems Engineer. Location: Orlando, FL. Duties: Provide techn support as a technology & solutions-focused spclst, ensuring the successful intg & adopt of Dimension Data products for customers. Sp. duties include: provide support & sol expertise on qualified opportunities incl all managed service offerings spec to the practice; provide techn presales solution design & related justifications w/in the context of defined & clientapproved reqs & constraints; work with Acct Mngrs on client proposals & when assigned; working together with Sales & Proj Mgmt, define the roadmap & milestones for each proj, & the required involvement of delivery teams; participate in strategic acct planning teams for key clients; maintain specified billable targets through the delivery of consultative services such as Surveyors, IT consulting, engagement Mgmt, & applicable components of key delivery engagements; & assure techn competency & completeness of material presented to prospects; assist mgmt teams in assessment of additional tech resources. Reqs: Bach deg or foreign equiv. in Comp. Science, Comp. Eng’g, Elec. Eng’g or closely rel field plus two years of exp in the job offered or as a Marketing Eng or closely rel pos. Exp which may have been obtained concurrently must include 2 years of exp with execution & delivery of surveyor services & deliver professionallooking reports to clients & mapping business needs to technology solutions. Mail resume to: Ms. Jennifer Van Meter, Data North America, 4101 Lake Boone Trl, Ste 200, Raleigh, NC 27607.

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Hexaider Technologies, LLC is seeking 4 professional for Fulltime employment (40 hours a week) for the positions of Programmer Analysts at Maitland, Florida 32751 at competitive salary. Job Summary of 2 Programmer Analyst positions with Bachelors + 5 yrs of Exp: Analyze, Design, Develop & Test general computer applications software or specialized utility programs or application User Interfaces, Object Oriented Programming 7.x, Java , JDBC and Ajax, Java, JavaScript, JQuery, JSP, SQL, C#, C++, HTML, XML, JSF, J2EE, Apache Struts, Ajax, Eclipse, RAD, JDeveloper, Oracle. Travel with in USA required. Qualifications required: Bachelors in Computer Science or Eltrnic & Comm + 5 years of experience as computer software professional. We offer Standard Corporation benefits. To apply send your resume to Attn: HR, Hexaider Technologies, LLC, 555 Winderley Place, Suite 300, Maitland FL 32751. Job Summary of 2 Programmer Analyst positions with Masters + 2 yrs of Exp: Analyze, Design, Develop & Test general computer applications software or specialized utility programs or application User Interfaces, Object Oriented Programming using PEGAPRPC 5.x and 6.x, 7.x, Java , JDBC and Ajax, JavaScript, JQuery, JSP, SQL, C++, HTML, Spring, J2EE, Apache Struts, Ajax, Eclipse, RAD, JDeveloper, Oracle, MKS, SVN Tortoise. Travel with in USA required. Qualifications required: Masters in Computer Science or Applications + 2 years of experience as computer software professional. We offer Standard Corporation benefits. To apply send your resume to Attn: HR, Hexaider Technologies, LLC, 555 Winderley Place, Suite 300, Maitland Florida 32751.

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