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28 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Hello, My Name Is Doris; The Little Prince and Miracles From Heaven

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Three heavyweights of Orlando theater bring challenging fare to the Garden Theatre with The Whale

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Great live music rattles Orlando every night

Orlando musician Terri Binion releases her first album in 14 years

What to eat and drink this St. Paddy’s Day

16 Drink, drink and be merry St. Pat’s parties and events

18 Irish there were more Irish bars in Orlando Our list of Irish pubs in the area (plus a few British ones too)

21 Market rally Vegan gathering ground Market on South is becoming a one-stop shop for all your plant-based needs

21 Tip Jar Txokos is resurrected, Hotto Potto moves, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

22 Nosh Pit Artisan’s Table’s house-made pastrami sandwich is one of our favorite new tastes in town

33 This Little Underground Mac Sabbath brings a rock & roll circus to the Social; Laney Jones’ new album represents a sea change for the young songwriter

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About six years ago, I arrived in Sanford on the AutoTrain with a car packed full of stuff, no place to live and no idea where I was even going to spend that night. I had just moved here from Baltimore to take over as editor in chief of Orlando Weekly. I really had no idea what I was in for. What I knew about Florida then: hanging chads, Walt Disney World, retirees, beaches, a real estate market devastated by the economic crash, alligators. What I know about Florida now: the sweet smell of angel trumpets in the evenings, stunningly blue-green springs that no doubt laid the foundation in Ponce de Leon’s mind that Florida could be home to a fountain of youth, alligators, devoted communities fighting for the future of a state that’s all too often held in the grip of politicians corrupted by the promise of easy money. When I got here, I said I’d more than likely be ready to pass the torch in about seven years – I figured that every decade or so, in order to stay fresh and vital, a community publication like this one needs fresh eyes from which to survey the world. I didn’t quite make it to seven, but I figure six years is a pretty good run and I’m ready for something new. Next week, I take over as the public relations administrator for the Orange County Library System, so this is my last issue as editor of the publication. I leave the Weekly in the very capable hands of our longtime arts and culture editor, Jessica Bryce Young, who’s taking over as interim editor in chief. She, Thaddeus McCollum, Monivette Cordeiro and Colin Wolf will be joined by our new music editor, Matthew Moyer, on March 22, and I’m looking forward to seeing where they take this magazine. Many thanks to my colleagues, past and present, who’ve made my experience here such a joy – a challenging joy, but a joy nonetheless. And thanks to our readers (and listeners who’ve tuned in on Thursdays and Saturdays to listen to me chatter on WMFE 90.7 News) for the kind words and criticism (some constructive, some not so much), which has helped me understand the cultural fabric that holds Central Florida together. It’s been a damn good ride, Orlando. Be nice – or at least civil – to the next editor in chief, willya? – Erin Sullivan Got something to add? Email feedback@orlandoweekly.com.

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It’s a trap Florida legislators move to further restrict abortion BY MON IVETT E COR D EI R O

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he Florida Legislature approved a sweeping bill last week that would block abortion clinics from receiving state funding for non-abortion services like cancer screenings and require doctors to have admitting privileges at local hospitals. Approved by the Senate 25-15 and the House 76-40, the bill now heads to Gov. Rick Scott’s office for his signature. The bill, sponsored by Sen. Kelli Stargel, R-Lakeland, is similar to a Texas law that is currently being challenged in the U.S. Supreme Court because opponents argue it poses an undue burden on women seeking abortions. Activists call similar legislation Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers (TRAP) laws because they impose requirements that single out abortion clinics. Florida already has a law that stops taxpayer dollars from funding abortions, but “about $200,000 from Medicaid are spent on testing for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases, cancer screenings and preventative care at abortion clinics,” the Tampa Bay Times reports. Senate Republicans argue that’s as bad as supporting abortions. “The idea that those taxpayer dollars would go to an organization that performs abortions is simply intolerable,” says Sen. Rob Bradley, R-Fleming Island, according to the Times. The bill also creates tougher restrictions on the improper disposal of fetal remains and changes Florida’s definition on pregnancy trimesters. The new definition would substantiate complaints filed by the Agency for Health Care Administration, known as AHCA, against five clinics it

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alleged performed second-trimester abortions without proper licenses. A lone Republican, Sen. Nancy Detert, R-Venice, voted against the bill. “Just because you took everybody’s ash trays away doesn’t mean they quit smoking,” she told the Times. “Just because we make it more difficult for people to get an abortion or more expensive doesn’t mean that those people who want an abortion aren’t going to try to get one.” A recent story from The New York Times shows Google searches for self-induced abortions reached 700,000 in 2015, and searches for abortion clinics reached 3.4 million. The searches include about 160,000 looking for how to get abortion pills, 4,000 asking how to do a coat hanger abortion and “a few hundred looking into abortion through bleaching one’s uterus and punching one’s stomach,” the report says. The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida says the bill jeopardizes women’s access to a “legally protected healthcare procedure.” “The legislature cannot legally ban abortion – that is a woman’s constitutional right,” says Michelle Richardson, the organization’s director of public policy, in a statement. “Instead, they hide their true goal by disingenuously claiming they are protecting women’s health. In reality, this legislation has little to do with patient care and everything to do with anti-abortion politics.” At an Orlando breakfast reception last week, Barbara Zdravecky, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida, said the Florida Legislature does not seem to understand that what they’re doing is not legal. “This area is one of the fastestgrowing patient populations in the country, according to Planned Parenthood statistics,” she told the audience. “And we know that there is great need here particularly because we have a lot of people ineligible for Obamacare but who would probably be covered under health care if Medicaid expansion happened. “We’re being neglected by state lawmakers, both in terms of general health care for Floridians, and particularly for women with these onerous laws they’re trying to pass.” Zdravecky added that Planned Parenthood does more to deter unplanned pregnancies than any other group in the country. “If people really cared about women’s health, they would band together with us,” she said. “When we take these things away from women, the consequences are going to be terrible for public health in America.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Irreconcilable differences Florida Bar Association’s Family Law section says it no longer supports alimony-reform bill it helped write BY E R I N S U L L I VA N

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ust before the end of its 2016 session, the Florida Legislature approved a bill to go to Gov. Rick Scott that has put the Florida Bar Association in an odd quandary: The Bar’s Family Law section is now urging the governor to veto a bill that, for the most part, it wrote, lobbied for and wanted to see pass this year. The bill, an alimony-reform effort, is probably the most quietly contentious piece of legislation that has worked its way through the Statehouse this year. It hasn’t been big news, the way that fracking or gambling have been, but it’s been bitterly debated in legislative committees and on social media, and people on both sides of the debate – those for alimony reform, and those against – have a lot at stake in the battle. On one side are alimony recipients, many of them women who gave up working for years to raise children and help their former husbands excel in their careers. On the other are alimony payers – mostly men, though there are some women in their midst – who feel they shouldn’t have to pay their former spouses for the rest of

their lives and that the current system is bleeding them dry. If the reform measure is signed, the bill would alter the way courts determine alimony – it would give judges guidelines to decide alimony payments, limit the duration of alimony to recipients, eliminate “lifetime” alimony and spell out specific circumstances under which alimony awards may be modified or terminated. That’s something that Tom Sasser, an attorney from West Palm Beach and the former chairman of the Family Law section of the Florida Bar Association, who’s serving as the bar’s alimony spokesman this year, says has been sorely needed in Florida for a long time. “There are no guidelines that exist today for alimony,” he says. “There’s a list of factors the court is to consider, but they are not arithmetical. We say certain types of alimony are available for certain length of marriages, but we don’t do a guideline. It’s highly discretionary in Florida, and that’s what the bill seeks to change. … It gives a CONTINUED ON PAGE 8


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framework to negotiate in, so you’re not dealing with extremes. That was really the biggest driving force behind this. Before, you were dealing with high levels of variability, and it was varying from county to county, courtroom to courtroom.” However, the bill also contains troublesome provisions. Among those, Sasser says, is a last-minute addition that eliminates guidelines for marriages that lasted more than 20 years and in those cases encourages judges to “equalize” income of the two former spouses. Sasser says that the whole point of the bill was to keep alimony awards from being arbitrary and wildly inconsistent, and that clause contradicts its very purpose. The other onerous portion deals with parenting, urging judges to presume that when children are involved in a divorce situation, both parents are equally fit to raise them and should have 50-50 custody. Sasser says the Family Law section of the bar unequivocally opposes that provision. “The court should look at the children and determine what is best for them, regardless of what’s best for the parents,” he says. Some alimony recipients – many of them women who say they spent their best working years supporting husbands and families – see other problems with the bill, too. Take Ann Dwyer of Longwood, for instance. She’s a 71-year-old who was married for 20 years and moved around the country whenever her husband took a new job. She worked a little bit, she says, but her primary role was to take care of the family so her husband could focus on work. “We were married in 1967, and we both had undergrad degrees,” she says. “He left in 1988, and it took me four years to get a good job. … Between 1988 and 1992, I had to go back to school because my degree meant nothing.” 8

Even worse, she says, is that she worked so little during the time she was married that she didn’t earn much in the way of Social Security, so she doesn’t have that to rely on. Alimony recipients receive half of their former spouse’s Social Security upon retirement, as well, but Dwyer says she still works 25 hours a week to make ends meet, and she doesn’t think she’ll ever have enough money to retire. The new alimony bill eliminates what’s called “permanent” alimony and allows payers who are of retirement age to request that alimony payments end when they’re ready to stop working – a luxury that Dwyer says she never expects to enjoy. “I am 71 and still working, even though I do get my alimony,” she says. One provision of the alimony bill particularly rankles her, she says, and it’s a clause that notes that as little as a 10 percent increase in income can be enough for an alimony payer to request a modification of an alimony agreement. If, for instance, a woman making $10 an hour gets a $1 per hour raise at the job she takes trying to get back on her feet after divorce, her exhusband could take her to court to reduce her alimony payment. Sasser and the bill’s supporters say this law is not retroactive – it states that it only applies to alimony arrangements in process or made after the bill’s effective date of Oct. 1, 2016, and it does not automatically modify existing alimony agreements. The bill’s language also states that its passage may not be the “sole basis” for alimony payers to seek modifications to alimony arrangements, which Sasser says will still be subject to the laws on the books when the original alimony agreement was made, because the bill itself does not constitute a “substantial change in circumstances” required for modification. He says that concerns that the law will alter existing agreements are unfounded. However, Dwyer says the language in the bill is tricky – it says that a party

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is entitled to seek “immediate modification” in alimony if the recipient gets that 10 percent raise because, according to the bill, that would be considered a “substantial change in circumstances.” She fears that attorneys and judges may interpret the 10 percent clause as grounds to take former spouses back to court to strike a better deal. “I make $15 an hour working for a divorce attorney,” says Jan Killilea, a Boca Raton woman who divorced in 2009 after 25 years of marriage. She says that she moved nine times over the course of her marriage to follow her husband’s career. “Now, if I get a 10 percent increase in my pay, my ex-husband, who made $365,000 last year, can take me in for a modification.” Killilea, who formed an organization called First Wives Advocacy Group to support women receiving alimony, has been extremely outspoken in her opposition to the bill. She’s been interviewed by NPR, testified before the Legislature and started Facebook groups where women like her can meet and talk about their situations. In exchange for her advocacy, she’s been cyberbullied on social media – a search for her name on Facebook turns up posts in which a group called the First Husbands Alimony Group posts photos of her and criticizes her for going out, traveling and skiing. In one of its posts, the First Husbands group calls lifetime alimony recipients “parasites with entitlement problems.” Killilea says that she’s not completely opposed to alimony reform, but she says if it happens, it needs to be comprehensive and it needs to be fair to all parties. She points out that, even though some alimony payers refuse to make alimony (or even child-support) payments, this bill doesn’t strengthen enforcement. It also changes the law so that alimony can be challenged if recipients are involved in what can be called a “supportive” relationship – cur-

rent law requires cohabitation or marriage in order for alimony to be terminated – but it doesn’t really define what supportive should mean, leaving it up to the courts to determine based on a variety of factors. Sasser says that many of the concerns that alimony recipients have had over the bill are premature. He says that currently, judges’ decisions can unfairly impact either alimony recipients or payers, and the new law gives both sides some reasonable expectations about the process. “A lot of people have made the comment, ‘Oh my God, this is going to leave women without any money,’” he says. “But that is not what these guidelines do. … What we have proposed is based on guidelines used in other states and countries, and they have not done all of the horrible things people claim. In other jurisdictions where these guidelines have been applied, people have made the same arguments, and you know what? It didn’t happen.” However, there is that child-care portion of the law. Under a 50-50 shared-parenting agreement, the assumption is that both parents are equally fit to care for children, and all costs are split based on how many nights children stay with each parent. If one of the parents chooses not to use his or her allotted time with their kids, critics point out, the burden falls to the other parent to care for them and still cover their full share of the cost of caring for them. Carey Hoffman, a divorced mom and advocate for women receiving alimony, points out that the new law leaves kids vulnerable to the whims of disgruntled parents going through a contentious divorce. “It starts at 50-50, then you have to present evidence saying why it’s not working,” she says, but it’s costly to go to court repeatedly and most working parents can’t afford it. So in the end, the kids suffer. “The system is already not working, and this legislation is just creating more flaws. There are many family-court issues that need to be dealt with, and they need to take care of the other issues first.” Sasser agrees that the child-care clause of the bill is fraught, and even if the bar’s Family Law section could get past the 20-year-marriage addition to the bill, it cannot overlook the child-care portion. He says it puts the Family Law section of the Bar into the “unenviable position of opposing legislation that it supported.” “It’s very frustrating, because the section worked very hard on the alimony piece, and really does want it to pass,” he says. “But it also feels very strongly about children. The No. 1 rule in the family court system is children come first. So [the Family Law section of the bar] is willing to fight its own alimony legislation to protect the best interests of children.” feedback@orlandoweekly.com


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Go with the flow Transference documents a long, interesting conversation that hasn’t ended yet BY RICHA RD REEP

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nyone who remembers Imprint, a 2013 exhibit at the Gallery at Avalon Island, will be familiar with this group of experimental artists. Under the swaybacked architecture and beetled brow of the Winter Park Chamber of Commerce, the J.K. and Sarah Galloway Foundation Community Gallery presents Martha Lent, Dina Mack, Brittany Metz, Patricia Lois Nuss, Dawn Roe and Rachel Simmons, recombined and expanded to produce a thoughtful new exhibit. Here these artists continue what they started in 2013, with a subtle and thought-provoking investigation into the way ideas flow in contemporary art. Within this tiny room the artists present a couple dozen small, polished works that not only dialogue with their previous group show, they dialogue with other shows, and eerily, they talk to each other. A poetic blue-lettered memorial poem is spaced on a series of white-on-white vellum sheets, across from which a series of white-lettered notes are handwritten on a blue background. The former, “A Poem for My Father” by Rachel Simmons, echoes the latter, called “Just a Picture” by Brittany Metz, in rhythm and even in some subject matter. Diagonally across, Metz and photographer Patricia Lois Nuss continue mining their inspiration from the Transit

Interpretation Project in “Can You Please Give Me a Lift,” presenting emulsion lifts from Polaroids that they took on their bus trips. They transferred the Polaroids onto glass plates clustered on three horizontal panels. Staccatorhythm poetry: faces, a blue sky, familiar scenes from Orlando rise and fall like musical notes. The glass-plate blue sky takes us to Martha Lent’s “Spaces in Between,” seven vertical glass panels like sprocket holes through which Lent invites the viewer to capture the passage of time. The aqua-and-vermilion motif of her images uplifts the viewer deep in the gallery, where it is needed the most. Dawn Roe’s untitled single tree, thrice imaged, fractures its sky accompanied by a Virginia Woolf quote. The mood and the focus here is sharper than a knife, in contrast to Metz and Nuss’ more impressionistic, freeform Polaroids. Her piece, authoritatively black, contrasts also with Dina Mack’s “but I digress, which is all I’ve ever done,” white and tentative. Mack’s diminutive, roseate compositions transfer some of the other visual goings-on into her own special realm; a bit of fishnet here, a pushpin there, and you have a microscopic world that is fuller than some people’s whole lives. Seeing this group develop from its initial yawp in 2013 to a more serene, sure-handed grasp on ideas today is exciting. At once exquisitely complex and uniquely specific to our locale, the works document a long, interesting conversation that hasn’t ended yet. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY SETH KUBERSKY

Three heavyweights of Orlando theater bring challenging fare to the Garden Theatre with The Whale

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duction of Sam Hunter’s award-winning off-Broadway drama The Whale brings together three heavyweights of Orlando theater – director Rob Winn Anderson, producer-actress Beth Marshall and actor Michael Wanzie – to tackle some hefty subjects, which they explored with me in an interview before their March 18 opening. Wanzie, who plays the protagonist, Charlie, describes him as an obese online instructor who is “basically eating himself to death, out of grief more than anything else, because he’s had loss in his life. He knows he’s dying and wants to reconnect with his teenage daughter. When she comes, she’s less than easy to get along with. And in the middle of it all, they throw in a Mormon missionary just for good measure.” Anderson read the play first and brought it to Marshall, with whom he previously partnered on Alice Lost in Wonderland, because he “knew that it was in Beth’s wheelhouse and that she would love it.” It turns out she was already familiar with the author, even though she didn’t realize it: “I had actually read Sam Hunter’s works in something that was similar to Play in a Day. I just learned last week and did not realize that two of the four [plays] I picked [in a blind judging] were Sam Hunter’s 10-minute shorts.” Assembling the ensemble, which includes Rachel Comeau, Jamie Middleton and Anthony Pyatt Jr., took some effort (“I’m sort of known for a lot of callbacks,” Anderson admitted), but casting the larger-

than-life lead was an even bigger challenge. “You have to be realistic about the fact that you’re not going to cast a 650-pound man,” says Anderson. “So there’s the challenge of not only finding an actor who embodies the role, who is a great actor, but also physically you can buy. You don’t want some peanut head inside of the suit.” Of Charlie’s prosthetic body suit, which was designed by Marcy Singhaus and Douglas White, Wanzie says, “It’s not as heavy as I thought it would be. I don’t think this one is more than about 30 pounds or so. It’s really time-consuming and methodical what they did: They created pockets the way that skin would fold, and then went back and stuffed those pockets with the fluff from inside pillows. So it’s not the bulky weighted-down foam. But when it’s on it doesn’t breathe at all; you’re only in it for three minutes and you’re sweating. It’s worse [than theme park costumes] because the Disney and Sesame Street costumes aren’t touching your skin. There’s room to breathe inside those costumes.” Opposite Wanzie in a brief but impactful cameo is Marshall in a rare self-produced onstage appearance. “The last thing that I performed in that I produced was Chick in Crimes of the Heart in 2010, and not only is that the last thing, it’s the only thing,” Marshall says. “This is the 60th Beth Marshall Presents show, and of all of those shows, this is the second one that I’m acting in.” Believe it or not, The Whale will mark Marshall and Wanzie’s first scripted scene together. “I’ve directed him, he’s directed me, I’ve produced him, he’s produced me,” Marshall recalls. “We’ve hosted together countless times, we’ve done charitable events, etc. etc. We did The Eight: Reindeer Monologues together at the Civic Theatre, but we were never on stage together.

We also did Theodora, She-Bitch of Byzantium …” (here Wanzie interjects, “I don’t think either of us said a word to each other in that play”). In an era when sensitivity about body shaming in on the rise, while reality shows like My 600-lb Life run on TV, The Whale is wading into tricky waters, starting with its title. But according to Wanzie, the name derives from references to Moby-Dick and the Biblical Jonah: “There is a reason beyond the obvious that the title is The Whale. It’s not just a clever play on a fat person.” Similarly, Anderson shares that Hunter “had the idea for the story first, and then the 650-pound aspect came into it. He said the reason he did that was because he wanted the audience to immediately have a distance from the character. He knew that there would be a reaction and something people couldn’t necessarily relate to, and he wanted that distance so that they could then learn to understand this man. Yes, his heaviness is important, but you kind of forget about it once it starts. It’s really about the relationships that this man has.” If you think all that sounds pretty complex compared to the family-oriented fare the Garden Theatre is known for, that’s intentional. As consulting artistic director for this season, Anderson’s goal is “to make them do riskier things. We have slowly built it up with the Winter Garden audiences to trust us a little bit.” And if Marshall and Anderson have their way, shows like The Whale could help change the complexion of Winter Garden’s theater scene: “The whole area is growing. There’s an influx of younger people, so we want to keep up with that. We don’t ignore the tried-andtrue audience, but we want to give them a challenge.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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corn is a popular American addition. If you’re making a shepherd’s pie at home, be sure to mix an egg yolk into the mashed potatoes to ensure a beautifully browned crust on top. And don’t be scared to pipe the potatoes through a pastry bag to add flourish to an otherwise workmanlike dish. Commercial versions can be found all around town, including Claddagh Cottage, the Harp and Celt, Fiddler’s Green, Liam Fitzpatrick’s and Raglan Road.

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Shepherd’s pie is as pretty as it is delicious at Raglan Road Irish Pub in Disney Springs

Tuck of the Irish What to eat and drink this St. Paddy’s Day BY T HADDEUS MCCOL LU M

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hough St. Patrick’s Day is supposed to be a day to celebrate Irish ancestry, too many revelers are suckered into scarfing down Plastic Paddy fare like Irish nachos, Guinness burgers or – saints preserve us – Shamrock Shakes. This year, keep an eye out for these menu items to fill your stomach with some authentic Irish (and, yes, Irish-American) eats.

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out well in a slow cooker. Most storebought corned beef comes with a packet of seasonings to add during the boiling or slow-cooking process, but hard-core cooks will have their own opinions about the proper blend. Toss in some carrots and potatoes and you’ll have a hearty meal and leftovers to help you out with your hangover on March 18. If you’re eating out on St. Paddy’s (and please, by all means, don’t forget to eat something) you should have no trouble finding a plate of corned beef and cabbage, as many American Irish pubs cook up batches to serve just for the holiday. If you’re looking for it in the off season (i.e., every other day of the year), check out Fiddler’s Green or Liam Fitzpatrick’s.

This quintessential St. Patrick’s Day dish is – like so many other parts of the typical American celebration – not actually Irish. There is an Irish equivalent, bacon & cabbage (think Canadian-style lean bacon, not the fatty slices popular here), but when Irish immigrants arrived in the States, they found that corned beef was both cheaper and more readily available in urban areas. Colcannon The dish is easy to make at home with a In a perfect world, colcannon would little bit of forethought, and usually turns be at least as popular on menus as boring

old “smashed potatoes.” In its most basic incarnation, this Irish staple consists of creamy mashed potatoes swirled with cabbage or kale. Just like chicken noodle soup, though, you’ll find that colcannon recipes vary widely from family to family. At my house, for instance, blanched kale is usually joined by diced bacon and sautéed sweet onion, with cheddar cheese melted on top. Though it’s commonly served as a side at places like Fiddler’s Green and Raglan Road, the thick and savory mixture can easily end up being the main event at a meal since it’s so filling.

Shepherd’s pie

Though it’s not only associated with Ireland, shepherd’s pie (frequently called “cottage pie”) is representative of the rustic, peasanty cuisine usually associated with Ireland. Like colcannon, recipes are as varied as the people that make the dish, but at its most basic, shepherd’s pie consists of a layer of meat and vegetables topped with mashed potatoes and baked. The meat is traditionally lamb (hence “shepherd’s” pie), but most of the variations you’ll find on this side of the Western Ocean use beef. Peas, onions and carrots are common vegetables in traditional recipes, though orlandoweekly.com

Soda bread has nothing to do with fizzy pop, but refers instead to the baking soda that’s used as a raising agent instead of yeast. Soda bread’s distinctive characteristic is the thick crust that forms around the loaf, which preserves the soft inner part until it’s sliced. A common variation includes raisins and cranberries thrown into the dough, turning the crusty bread into a sweet treat that tastes great adorned with a little butter. Purists may scoff at turning soda bread into a dessert, but you can pick up a loaf with golden raisins and cranberries at Olde Hearth Bread Co. in East End Market.

Drinks

You’re probably familiar with the stereotype of the Irish being heavy drinkers, pounding pints of Guinness and other dark beers at an impressive clip. But what you may not know is that the average alcohol content of beer in Ireland is about 3 to 5 percent alcohol by volume. The ubiquitous Guinness sits at a modest 4.2 percent. So if you’re trying to keep an Irishman’s drinking pace while knocking back dyed-green Budweiser, you’re really just on pace to make yourself look like a twat. Opt instead for Guinness or Magners Irish Cider (known as Bulmers in the Republic of Ireland, but it’s the same stuff ). And if you’re looking to drink whiskey, please don’t do it in the form of an Irish Car Bomb. Ordering one is about as classy as dropping shots into 27 half-pints and calling it a “Sandy Hook Elementary School.” Instead, try to get your hands on some single pot still Irish whiskey and savor the peaty smoothness of one of Ireland’s best inventions. Redbreast and Powers both have single pot still variations available at Total Wine for slightly less than what you’d pay for a good single malt scotch. tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com

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E. Central Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-849-9779; baoery.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at the Cloak and Blaster An epic St.

Patrick’s Day celebration featuring music and festivities, brewery giveaways and beer specials. Festive attire encouraged. Thursday, 3 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at the Harp & Celt Celebrate St.

Patrick’s Day at this downtown Irish pub with a special menu and live music. Thursday, 11 am; The Harp, 25 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-4812928; harpandcelt.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at Tin Roof St. Patrick’s Day show with

Drink, drink and be merry St. Pat’s parties and events Get Lucky Around the Hood Find your pot of gold while celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. Sample sangria, beer and cocktails at various stops throughout Ivanhoe Village. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Carousel Emporium, 2000 Alden Road; $15-$20; drinkaroundthehood.com.

Mighty St. Patrick’s Day Festival

Raglan Road throws a weeklong St. Patrick’s Day festival celebrating everything Irish: food, drinks, music and step dancing. Through Thursday; Raglan Road Irish Pub, 1640 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; various menu prices; 407-938-0300; raglanroad.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at Wildside

Wildside celebrates two days in a row with corned beef hash, bangers and mash and a $100 raffle. Wednesday-Thursday, 11 am; Wildside Bar and Grill BBQ, 700 E. Washington St.; various menu prices; 407-872-8665.

Artegon’s St. Paddy’s Day Celebration Artegon celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with plenty of Guinness, Magners and green beer. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

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St. Paddy’s Day Craft Beer and Cheese Tasting La Femme du Fromage’s

Tonda Corrente delights patrons with this beer and cheese pairing benefiting the Audubon Park Garden District. Thursday, 6-8 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $30; 321-2363316; apgardens.com. St. Paddy’s Day Pub Crawl Buy a wristband and get specials at all of the Mills 50 hotspots like Wally’s, Will’s, St. Matt’s, BART and the Guesthouse. Thursday, 6 pm; Mills 16

St. Patrick’s Day at Fiddler’s Green Winter Park’s Irish pub and restau-

rant celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with food, drinks and live music from the Fenians, Jane O’Connor, Celtic Pulse step dancers, Rosie O’Grady’s Highland Band and more. Thursday, 9 am; Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-2050; fiddlersgreenorlando.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at Frankie Farrell’s This family-friendly restaurant

serves traditional corned beef and cabbage, bangers and mash, and fish and chips on St. Patrick’s Day. Thursday, 11 am; Frankie Farrell’s Irish Pub & Grille, 8112 Poinciana Blvd.; various menu prices; 407-238-1003; lbvorlandoresort.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at Lizzy McCormack’s Lizzy’s celebrates St. Pat’s

with an outside stage out back, Irish food, drink specials and giveaways. Thursday, noon; Lizzy McCormack’s, 55 N. Orange Ave; free; 407-426-8007.

St. Patrick’s Day at Minus5 Ice Bar Wear green to Minus5 and get a compli-

mentary shot with paid admission. Thursday, 5 pm; Minus5 Ice Bar, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $19-$75; 407-704-6956; minus5experience.com. St. Patrick’s Day at O’Baoery’s Get in the spirit of the holiday with the Chairman Bao, featuring corned beef and kimchi. Happy hour drink and food specials all night. Thursday, 4 pm; Baoery Asian Gastropub, 617

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St. Patrick’s Day at World of Beer

Enjoy a special St. Patrick’s Day menu while you work your way through more than 10 stouts on tap. Thursday, 11 am; World of Beer Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; worldofbeer.com.

St. Patrick’s Day at Yard House

Yard House offers corned beef brisket, shepherd’s pie and corned beef sandwiches along with special cocktails for St. Patrick’s Day. Thursday, 11 am; Yard House, 8367 International Drive; various menu prices; 407-351-8220; yardhouse.com.

St. Patrick’s Day Bash at Teak

Teak offers up green Jell-O shots, green beer, Guinness, Jameson and Irish Car Bombs along with traditional Irish food and live music for St. Pat’s. Thursday, 11 am; Teak Neighborhood Grill, 6400 Time Square Ave.; free; 407-313-5111; teakorlando.com. St. Patrick’s Day Block Party Lake Mary’s largest St. Patrick’s Day celebration features food and drink specials, live music, DJs and special appearances by the Orlando Firefighter Pipes and Drums. Thursday, 11 am; Liam Fitzpatrick’s, 951 Market Promenade Ave., Lake Mary; free; 407-936-3782.

St. Patrick’s Day Block Party at Wall Street Throw on something green and

party with live music, Irish food and drink specials, tons of giveaways, green beer and even a leprechaun. Thursday, 3 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

St. Patrick’s Day Celtic Festival

A three-day St. Patrick’s Day celebration featuring a beer garden, food vendors, arts and crafts vendors, musical entertainment, highland games and more. Thursday-Saturday; noon-11 pm Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com.

St. Patrick’s Day Grand Opening

The Lake Buena Vista outpost of Saddle Up has its grand opening with live music, drink

St. Patrick’s Day Party at Ten10

Splurge on a commemorative Ten10 pint glass and get refills for $5 all night long. Havakow milk stout on draft and live music from Beemo. Thursday, 11:30 am; Ten10 Brewing, 1010 Virginia Drive; free; 407-930-8993; ten10brewing.com. St. Patrick’s Day Ska Ska from 69 Fingers, Chieforia, Yellow Day Union, Effit, Suckerpunch and Doug Lowell. Thursday, 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

St. Patrick’s Day With the Bath Salt Zombies The Bath Salt Zombies celebrate St. Patrick’s Day at Cafe DaVinci for the third year in a row. Thursday, 8 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943; cafedavincideland.com.

St. Patrick’s Day With the Kidney Stones Participate in an Orlando tradition and catch the Kidney Stones on their favorite holiday. Thursday, 9 pm; Piper’s Bar and Grill, 4544 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-277-2883; pipersbarandgrill.com. St. Pat’s at St. Matt’s Party with Eugene Snowden and Friends for St. Patrick’s Day and enjoy St. Matt’s generous drink specials. Thursday, 10:30 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

St. Pat’s Day Rock the Block Party A St. Patrick’s Day party with live music

from Get It Hot and the Brown Bag Brass Band. Thursday, 5-10 pm; Dexter’s of Winter Park, 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-629-1150; dexwine.com. St. Pawtrick’s Day Pets of all shapes and sizes have the opportunity of a lifetime to lick the “Blarney Stone” and compete in the Kiss Me I’m Irish Costume Contest. All pets show off their green and see if they have the luck of the Irish at winning some fantastic prizes. Thursday, 1 pm; Bass Pet Resort & Spa, 1043 S. Bass Road, Kissimmee; contact for price; 407-396-6031; basspetresort.com. St. Patrick’s Day Bash Howl at the Moon throws a big St. Patrick’s Day bash with awesome drink specials including $3 green beer, $5 Car Bombs and $20 86-ounce Get Lucky Buckets. Florida residents receive free cover before 10 p.m. Thursday, 7 pm-3 am; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; $10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

St. Patties Day Pub Crawl for Charity Your ticket allows you to receive

great food and drink specials at participating businesses. Proceeds benefit Lids for Kids with Cancer. Saturday, 7 pm; Harper’s Alley, 24 E. Magnolia Ave., Eustis; $12; 407-232-3601; harpersalley.com.

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An Americanized drink-fest featuring drink specials and a bagpiper. Thursday, 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

50, North Mills Avenue between Weber and Nebraska streets; $5; mills50.org. St. Patrick’s Day at An Tobar An Tobar celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with food and drink specials and live music from Johnny Snags Norton, Cu Dubh and Def Lepprechaun. Thursday, 1 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; free; 407-996-7800.

Sweet Bea and the Boys and the Rusty Cutlass Irish Band. Thursday, 5 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; free; tinrooforlando.com.

specials, DJ Zee and ticket giveaways to the Runaway Country festival. Thursday, 11 am; Saddle Up Lake Buena Vista, 8200 World Center Drive; free; saddleuporlando.com. St. Patrick’s Day Jungle Jam Drum and bass St. Patrick’s Day party with music by AK1200, Jeffee, Delano and Shipp’Oh. Thursday, 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; free-$10; 407-403-2938.



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An Tobar Irish Pub

Irish there were more Irish bars in Orlando Our list of Irish pubs in the area (plus a few British ones too) An Tobar 600 N. Lake Destiny Road, Maitland, 407551-7627, antobarorlando.com

Lizzy McCormack’s 55 N. Orange Ave., 407-426-8007, lizzymccormacks.com

O’Shucks Pub & Billiards 7467 International Drive, 407-352-7892, oshuckspub.com

Claddagh Cottage 4308 Curry Ford Road, 407-895-1555

The Lucky Leprechaun 7032 International Drive, 407-352-7031, luckyleprechaunirishpub.com

Pat O’Briens 6000 Universal Blvd., 407-224-3663, patobriens.com

Mulligan’s Pub 39 Blake Blvd., Kissimmee, 407-566-0501

Raglan Road 1640 Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-938-0300, raglanroad.com

Murphy’s Arms 6582 International Drive, 407-352-0734, murphysarmspub.com

Tilted Kilt 7653 International Drive, 407-226-6886, tiltedkilt.com

Connolly’s Irish Pub 323 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood, 407-767-0600 Devenney’s Irish Pub 16909 High Grove Blvd., Clermont, 352-432-3925, devenneyspub.com Fiddler’s Green 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407645-2050, fiddlersgreen.pub Firkin Pub 12850 Waterford Lakes Parkway, 407-373-7444, fkorlando.com The Green Bar 400 State Road 436, Casselberry, 407-332-6470, greenbarkitchen.com Harp and Celt 25 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-481-2928, harpandcelt.com Hagan O’Reilly’s 16112 Marsh Road, Winter Garden, 407-905-4782 Kitty O’Shea’s Irish Pub 8470 Palm Parkway, 407-238-9769, kittyosheaspub.com Liam Fitzpatrick’s 951 Market Promenade Ave., Lake Mary, 407-936-3782, liamfitzpatricks.com 18

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Not-quite-Irish pubs Bull & Bush 2408 E. Robinson St., 407-896-7546, bullandbushorlando.com Fox & Hounds 3514 W. Vine St., Kissimmee, 407-847-9927 George & Dragon 6314 International Drive, 407-351-3578, orlandogeorgeanddragon.com Piper’s Bar and Grill 4544 Curry Ford Road, 407-277-2883, pipersbarandgrill.com The Pub 9101 International Drive, 407-352-2305, experiencethepub.com St. Andrew’s Tavern 1119 State Road 436, Altamonte Springs, 407-788-1866


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Gina Bugayong, the former chef-owner of Fresh in Hannibal Square, is now the executive chef at Txokos Basque Kitchen in East End Market. Under new owners Armando Castellucci and Ricardo Da Silva, Bugayong will introduce new pintxos (croquettes with apricot jam, Buffalo short ribs; and paella is back) as well as chipotle eggs Benedict with chorizo – an old fave from Fresh. We told you of Hotto Potto’s expanded space on North Semoran Drive back in October. We can now report that the new room is in soft open, with a grand opening slated for Friday, March 18.

Market rally Vegan gathering ground is becoming a one-stop shop for all your plant-based needs BY FAIYAZ KARA MARKET ON SOUTH 2603 E. South St. | 407-613-5968 | marketonsouth.com | $$

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or the longest time, vegans got the short end of the culinary stick in this town. Ethos Vegan Kitchen and various South Indian joints were the only major players in a game most restaurateurs seemingly just didn’t want to play. Well, we’re beginning to see a crowded field of plant-based restaurants sprouting across the city – Daya and the Sanctum newly joining Ethos and Loving Hut, to name a few – much to the delight of our city’s herbivores, locavores and flexitarians. At Market on South, the triumvirate of Dixie Dharma, Valhalla Bakery and Humble Bumble Kombucha are part of more than just a locus for plant-based dining and drinking; they’ve created a cultural hub for “-vores” of all sorts. Mornings are really all about the doughnuts – oh, those square doughnuts – at Valhalla Bakery. Owner Celine Duvoisin (described as a “magical unicorn kitchen witch” by food editor Jessica Bryce Young) didn’t intend Valhalla to morph

into one of the hottest doughnut haunts in town, but it has. Sugar fiends follow Valhalla’s Instagram feed to track the wild flavor inventory ($3); glazed and Biscoff are my personal faves. They’re so popular that Duvoisin plans to open a shop called Valkyrie Doughnuts in a yet-to-bedisclosed location near UCF. It’s seriously hard to believe that no eggs or butter go into her doughnuts, or fresh berry fruit tarts ($7), or chocolate-lavender cupcakes ($3). Yep, they’re 100 percent vegan, but don’t worry – 100 percent unhealthy as well. Ditto with the Nanaimo bars ($4). These rich, dense, creamy dessert bars showcase her skills as a confectioner and her passion as a Canadian, though I’m eager to sample her vegan butter tarts (another Canadian fave). One thing she promises in all her deserts – no kale. If it’s the leafy crucifer you desire, the Hail Kale salad ($8) will give you more than 1,000 percent of your daily recommended intake of vitamin K. Blackened corn, pickled watermelon rind, red onion and superb house-made croutons were all fine and dandy, but it needed a sweet element – apples perhaps, or water-

melon. Adding tempeh bacon ($3) makes an already filling salad all the more so. Shaun Noonan oversees the vegan victuals, and many are holdovers from the Dixie Dharma food truck days. The Georgia peach sloppy joe ($11) is a properly sloppy mess fashioned from TVP (textured vegetable protein), and we quite enjoyed it with a side of diced home fries in chimichurri sauce and Creole seasoning ($1; $3 a la carte). The side of vegan mac & cheese ($1; $3 a la carte) was gooey, garlicky and an ideally comforting accompaniment to the “meaty” Carolina BBQ pulled jackfruit sandwich ($12). Of particular note was the buttery (in a vegan way) Texas toast graced with shavings of preserved lemon. More Southern comfort is offered in the form of a fried green tomato sandwich ($11) on that same Texas toast. Chow-chow provides a tang, and an eggplant remoulade a little smoke. If you’re looking for an appropriate side, crispy Brussels sprouts ($1; $3 a la carte) are your best bet. Admittedly, I am not a fan of kombucha – two sips of the citrus-and-lavender-flavored live culture were enough for me, thank you very much. Personally, I’d rather a juicemonger set up shop here. As far as the space is concerned, there’s no attempt at a pretentious rusticity or forced modernity in the design or decor. They keep it pretty real and, as befits a vegan market, down to earth.

OPENINGS Pearson’s Cafe will open in the former Green Day Café and Virgin Olive Market space on North Orange Avenue – third time’s the charm? … Square 1 Burgers has opened on South Orlando Avenue in Winter Park … Sugar Factory American Brasserie, a celeb-driven restaurant and dessert house, has opened on I-Drive … The world’s largest McDonald’s has added an additional 7,000 square feet and has reopened on I-Drive … BakeChop Artisan Kitchen, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, has opened in DeLand’s Artisan Alley … La Fogata Latin Cuisine has opened on Sand Lake Road near the Florida Mall. CLOSINGS Park Plaza Gardens, which recently brought on noted local chef Bram Fowler, is temporarily suspending operations at its restaurant due to “certain conditions in our building” that make it “impossible to continue operations.” According to a post on their website, they’re working with the landlord to solve the problems so that they can reopen. NEWS & EVENTS East End Market is now open Mondays, and will stay open until 9 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays … The Turkish Food Festival goes from noon to 5 p.m. Sunday, April 10, at the Istanbul Cultural Center in Casselberry … Plancha at the Four Seasons Resort is now serving Sunday brunch … The Bar Room at North Quarter Tavern and the Dinner Party Project host a cocktail class at 6:30 p.m. Monday, March 21. Guests will learn to make four craft cocktails, with each drink being paired with a special small plate from chef Matt Wall. Cost is $25. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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NOSH PIT O U R F AV O R I T E TA S T E S A R O U N D T O W N House-made pastrami sandwich, $9, from Artisan’s Table

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astrami is one of those foods that inspires rabid debate – should it be lean or fatty? Sliced thick or thin? Served with cheese or without? Boiled after smoking, steamed, or both, like pastrami mecca Katz’s Delicatessen does it? First, let’s define it. Traditionally pastrami is a tough cut of beef (usually brisket or navel) cured, rubbed with a spice blend and smoked. In the classic deli preparation, the meat is then steamed to finish the cook and moisten it up, then sliced onto rye bread. As a staple of Jewish delis, the traditional sandwich is served without cheese as it’s not kosher to mix meat and dairy, but of course, the rules of kashrut get bent all the time in the name of deliciousness. But you can pastrami-cure anything: different cuts of beef, or pork, or salmon, whatever; and there are the abovementioned debates about slicing, steaming, etc. – everyone thinks their way is the best way. So if you’re just going for a damnthat’s-delicious moment and you’re willing

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to throw tradition to the wind, the housemade pastrami sandwich at Artisan’s Table, a new addition to their ever-evolving lunch menu, is the local way to go. First and most rule-breaking: It’s not sliced; it’s pulled, like barbecue. And it’s not juicy, like the usual delicatessen pastrami is expected to be – again like barbecue, it’s a mix of charred-crisp bark and chewy, moist shreds of meat. The smoke is light enough that the flavor of the meat comes through, instead of the usual drowned-in-briningspices pastrami experience. And instead of soft slices of rye bread, the pastrami is piled on a crisp, light rye roll and topped with Dijon mustard and melted Swiss cheese; instead of a pickle spear on your plate, thin floppy slices of delicate house-cured dill pickle tile the bun. All in all, it’s a chewy, salty, meaty indulgence – not light, but just right. – Jessica Bryce Young Artisan’s Table, 22 E. Pine St., 407-730-7499; artisanstableorlando.com


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Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high price you’ll pay to enjoy the French fare is well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but others, like stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways, showcase his regional chops. Steak frites, while pricey, wholly satisfies. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, tortes or potent baba au rhum. Disappointing: No French wines are offered by the glass, and comparatively few by the bottle. Open daily. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$

KrungThep Tea Time Thai teahouse and sandwich joint forgoes both floral wallpaper and strumming troubadours in favor of a stark, yet soothing, simplicity. While the Siamese cuisine is reduced to sandwiches and salads, don’t underestimate their flavorsome bites. The chicken gra-prow will be on your regular sandwich rotation, as will the marinated beef sammie with tangy and peppery “jaaw sauce,” but if you’re considering getting any of their salads “Thai hot,” best check yourself. Brick toast, like the “ka-ti” with condensed milk, coconut ice cream, honey and crushed peanuts, is a must, as are the plethora of teas, offered hot or cold. Open daily. 1050 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-733-3561; $

Tabla Cuisine After an extensive renovation, a new menu and some new personnel in the kitchen, this revamped Indian restaurant hasn’t missed a beat. Added a few, in fact, in the form of Chinese and Thai dishes. Skip tamarindsweetened pad Thai, and opt instead for stellar gobi Manchurian and lemon-coriander soup. Kebabs, be they lamb, chicken or otherwise, are some of the most plush and pliant in town. Desserts can be hit or miss. Closed Mondays. 5827 Caravan Court, 407-248-9400; $$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS 45 Years Screen legends Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay star as Kate and Geoff, a couple preparing to celebrate their 45th wedding anniversary when a surprise revelation changes everything. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Better Off Dead Everybody wants some gourmet popcorn paired with a flight of wine. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $10; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. Broken Altar/Dramatis Personae: Selections from the Antimatter Media Art Film Festival

Divergent

Weak premise A gaping plot hole makes the newest film in the Divergent series feel disappointingly obvious BY MARYANN JOHA N SON

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p until now, I’ve been on board with the dystopian adventures of Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley) and her life in a post-apocalyptic future Chicago. However, this third outing of the Divergent series – with the fourth and final installment due next year – is a disappointing comedown from the first two films. They just skated by on the novelty of a very cool female action hero and the appealing metaphor for the struggle against enforced conformity that her world offered. Here, in Allegiant, based on the first half of the novel of the same name, the reasons for the apparently precarious foundations of Tris’ world are revealed, the metaphor suddenly fails as a metaphor, and the concrete reality it is replaced by is far less intriguing. Classified as dangerously “divergent” in a society where almost everyone is easily slotted into five “factions” based upon their temperament and skills, Tris had been leading a fight in the first two films, Divergent and Insurgent, to regain control of the city of Chicago from a ruthless leader cracking down on Divergents and the rogue

Factionless. At the end of Insurgent, that culminated with the revelation that Chicago was the site of a grand experiment, that the rise of Divergents meant the experiment had been a success, and that the people of Chicago were welcome to rejoin the rest of humanity outside the wall that had contained them. So there’s a big decision to be made as Allegiant opens: Should they go out to meet the people who have been experimenting on them all of this time, and if so, how can such people ever be trusted? Factionless leader Evelyn (Naomi Watts), effectively in control of the city and inciting mob hatred against the defeated Erudite Faction, has pushed Chicago to the brink of total civil war, and perhaps those unknown outsiders can help restore some peace. So off go Tris, her boyfriend and lieutenant Four (Theo James), and a handful of others, over the wall and through a blasted and inhospitable hellscape to see what – and who – is out there. The small pleasures of getting answers to the mysteries of Tris’ world are instantly overwhelmed by the practical considerations of what those answers bring … and those aren’t, alas, further questions and more intriguing mysteries, just accidental conundrums of plot and character that smarter scripting and more cohesively considered world-building could have avoided.

(I haven’t read Veronica Roth’s Divergent novels, so I cannot say whether these problems exist in the books or are unique to this adaptation.) There is one honking huge plot hole here that brings the entire story crumbling down into the obvious. Without spoiling, it concerns a matter of how order and control are handled in the city Tris and her friends discover beyond the wall. There would barely be a story if they had discovered this one thing, but that’s hardly an excuse, and no one among the people they encounter even seems to consider that it was an option. We see it, though, and the stakes for the experimenters – led by David (Jeff Daniels) – are so high that it is wildly implausible that it was not part of their plan all along. Between that plot hole and the loss of the metaphor about conformity that has informed Tris’ journey up till now, all we’re left with – if we want to find anything of substance and meaning in Allegiant – is a weak and barely acknowledged philosophical clash between Tris’ young and eager idealism and the messy, complicated reality she discovers beyond the wall. Even that quickly gives way to the dullest sort of black-and-white, good-versus-evil battle that throws away the potentially complex sci-fi concepts the movies had been playing with and reverts to a simplistic boxchecking exercise in action filmmaking, complete with a ticking-clock countdown. The ending is so foregone as to be downright anticlimactic, and there’s still another whole movie sequel to follow this one. I had been looking forward to seeing where Tris’ story would go, but after watching Allegiant, I feel as if I can confidently guess where it’s headed already.

Sunspot Cinema hosts a touring program from Antimatter Media Art featuring short works of contemporary Canadian experimental film and video. Thursday, 7-9:30 pm; UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-2138; svad.cah.ucf.edu. Dare to Be Christian music stars Natalie

Grant and Charlotte Gambill take you behind the scenes of their 2016 tour. Wednesday, 11 am; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Oscar Shorts 2016: Animated Watch all five of the creative animated films nominated for the Best Short – Animated prize at the 2016 Academy Awards. Friday, 3 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Oscar Shorts 2016: Live Action Catch all

of the shorts nominated in the Best Short – Live Action category at the 2015 Academy Awards. Friday, 6:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. TCM Big Screen Classics: The Ten Commandments Follow your destiny and

enjoy specially produced commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Robert Osborne that gives insight into this divine film. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. The Walking Dead Sunday Night Watch Party Enjoy drink specials while watch-

ing your favorite zombie show. Sundays, 9 pm The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. You Belong to Me: Sex, Race and Murder in the South Documentary about the infa-

mous Ruby McCollum murder case in Live Oak, Florida. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; feedback@orlandoweekly.com $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. orlandoweekly.com

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The Little Prince

Miracles From Heaven Miracles From Heaven BY STE V E S C H N E I DE R

OPENING IN ORLANDO Hello, My Name Is Doris An older woman (Sally Field) spends her life being ignored, but discovers love (and herself) thanks to a self-help seminar and a handsome stranger. (R) The Little Prince This is a bad week to go near a multiplex if you have an aversion to movies about little kids who tell stories that are hard to swallow. The first is The Little Prince, the latest adaptation of the classic 1943 novella about a towheaded tyke who claims to be from a distant asteroid. Any kid tries to tell me a whopper like that, I’m gonna kick his asteroid. But the story remains a favorite, having yielded a 1974 live-action feature and now this hybrid of computer and stop-motion animation. Released last year in France and elsewhere, the pic has garnered strong reviews and international box office. And while director Mark Osborne is best known for the first Kung Fu Panda, he holds a special place in my heart for the absolutely flattening 1998 short More. So maybe you want to check this one out, even if you believe that French moppets who come bearing unlikely

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backstories should be seen and not heard. (PG) Miracles From Heaven In 1976, the Lutz family of Amityville, Long Island, made a quick buck by telling the world that they had fled a haunted house. Their story was quickly exposed as a hoax, but America didn’t seem to mind too much, putting the Lutzes at the center of a publishing and filmmaking empire that has remained profitable for 40 years. People just believe whatever supernatural hooey they want to, and the latest iteration is the flurry of pinkyswear accounts from kids who claim to have died temporarily and visited the afterlife. Most of those tales also have been exposed as scams or simply collapsed under the weight of their own patent illogic, but they remain cash cows nonetheless, because Jesus. Now we have Miracles From Heaven, in which mom Jennifer Garner watches in reverent amazement as her daughter is cured of not one but two medical crises after a quick round trip to the Pearly Gates and back. If you believe that, I have a house in Long Island for sale. (PG)


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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Bonfires These heart-on-sleeve punks out of Chicago mine early-2000s emo and post-hardcore for chugging rhythms and heartfelt shouts that demand a singalong. 7 p.m. Wednesday, March 16, at Backbooth, $10

The Kidney Stones The annual St. Patrick’s Day Kidney Stones show at Pipers is an Orlando tradition, particularly for their signature song, “Whiskey, Vomit ’n Piss.” 9 p.m. Thursday, March 17, at Pipers Bar and Grill, free

Joe Satriani You like noodles? Instrumental guitar god Joe Satriani serves up plenty of noodly rockers in his virtuosic live performances. 8 p.m. Friday, March 18, at Hard Rock Live, $35.50-$53

The Sh-Booms

Johnny Clegg This South African musician and anthropologist has dedicated his musical career to combining African and Western musical traditions, earning him the nickname “the White Zulu.” 7 p.m. Sunday, March 20, at the Plaza Live, $39-$69

Robotman Shake the new work-week blues with this jazz quartet, whose new residency at Lil Indies recurs every third Monday. 8 p.m. Monday, March 21, at Lil Indies, free

Skinny Lister If you didn’t get enough whiskey ballads and Celtic stompers on Thursday, close out the week (well, our version of the week anyway) with this young English group that puts a fresh spin on folk. 8 p.m. Tuesday, March 22, at the Social, $12-$15

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Orlando musician Terri Binion releases her first album in 14 years BY BAO LE-HUU TERRI BINION THE DAY AFTER THE NIGHT BEFORE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY, with Hannah Harber and Stephen Rock 8 p.m. Friday, March 18 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

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he new album by venerated local Americana musician Terri Binion has been a long, hard time coming. Fourteen years is an era by any measure, but in that time, Binion has lived at least a couple of discrete lifetimes – spanning devoted domestic life, the sudden loss of it all and the steep climb out of the abyss. She initially planned to get back into the studio right after her second tour of Holland in 2005. Life, however, had other plans. First, Binion fell in love and married. But then, a perfect, terrible storm claimed three defining corners of her personal reality in short, soul-wrecking order. “It was an interrupted process,” Binion says. “Deeply, to where life just sort of shut down, a couple of times. One time it was just creatively, earlier. And then meeting [wife] Tracy [Irwin] and wanting to delve into that relationship. And then, later on, it was tragedy.” In the span of a year between 2011 and 2012, Binion suffered the deaths of her wife

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and both parents, mostly in untimely surprises. The glimmer, however, came from her oldest companion: her music. Bereft but not bankrupt, Binion returned to it and found therapy in the studio with her producers David Schweizer and Justin Beckler. Amid the ruin, she managed to finally complete her latest work, The Day After the Night Before. A collection of long-gestating songs alongside new ones directly inspired by the losses (“Long Way Back” and “Tiny Little Landmines”), the 11-song LP is a continuance of Binion’s pure, distilled Southern songwriting. It pulses with the same grace and deep feeling that’s made stars like Lucinda Williams, Jim White and Jimmy Webb longtime fans. The drift, naturally, is a little heavier this time. But one thing her music has always been able to do was produce a diamond from all that world weight. And in true Binion fashion, this album reaches ever harder for hope. Now, she finds herself – figuratively and physically – back in a familiar place. She finally sold the house she shared with Irwin and recently moved back into her own longtime home, the house she owned before all of this, the place where most of her profes-

sional music has been written. Now she’s about to release her first album in ages. “It does all sort of have that full-circle sort of feeling,” Binion says. “This is where I created all my songs, except for a few. … I feel like I’m no longer the housewife, I’m no longer the wife. I’m back to being a lone artist again.” When asked if there’s any comfort in this return, she replies, “Absolutely there is, because I’ve always been this person. I’ve been this person longer. I started writing songs when I was 11 years old. I started playing guitar at 10.” About the possibility that this new old groove might usher in a more active creative phase in her life, Binion says, “I hope so. I don’t ever want to stop creating. It’s my best friend.” baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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These local soul kings release their newest EP in conjunction with a new brew from Redlight Redlight: Tropi-Kölsch, a blood orange kölsch. 8 p.m. Saturday, March 19, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

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Say what you will about a paro-

dy band but, really, you could do much worse than channeling Black Sabbath musically and taking aim at the fast-food industrial complex lyrically. Meet LA’s Mac Sabbath (March 9, the Social), who just made their first swing through Florida. Unlike the parasitic dress-up hackery of all those touring tribute acts, there’s some actual satire and subversion going on here – you know, art. And considering the general state of American discourse right now, it probably qualifies as high art. Mac Sabbath is one of those true spectacle bands. Onstage, they’re McDonaldland on bad acid, with twisted, heavy-metal burlesques of its characters (Ronald Osbourne, Slayer MacCheeze, Grimalice and Cat Burglar) amid tall, demonic clown props whose mouths spew fog and whose eyes shoot lasers. Essentially, it’s a miniature, Mickey D-themed GWAR. And like a GWAR show, a Mac Sabbath performance isn’t just a concert. It’s an event, a happening, a genuine cult phenomenon. Beyond the gimmick, the band is actually quite good. And conceptually, there’s some genius and balls in this little culture jam and its full flex of copyright fair use in the face of a titanic corporate force. It’s ridiculous, it’s heavy and it’s diabolically effective. Of course, the only proper Orlando way to prime for a pageant like that is with resident rock circus American Party Machine. There’s little I haven’t already gushed about regarding my favorite homegrown shit show. But given the

Like a GWAR show, a Mac Sabbath performance isn’t just a concert; it’s an event, a happening, a genuine cult phenomenon fresh blockbuster news of WrestleMania returning here next year, it would be a historical miscarriage of justice if this band – which owes its entire schtick and raison d’être to pro wrestling – isn’t tapped for the festivities in some way. So this an open letter to the WWE in advocacy of APM: Guys, this band is basically you in the form of a rock band. Seriously, these dudes routinely put someone through a table at their concerts (at this particular show, in honor of the headliner, it was the Burger King). Tell me this isn’t a rock spectacle that’s red, red meat for your demographic. You’re welcome.

THE BEAT

Mount Dora’s Laney Jones is one of those local music stories I love to see happen. Her recent album-release party (March 11, Will’s Pub) had a very different pulse than when she first arrived on the scene a few years ago. Back then, she was a fresh young face sweetening up oldtime music. Though she was definitely worthy of note – just listen to that voice – I didn’t necessarily see much horizon for

her. She was clearly good, but she was one of many, and almost all of them are niche or novelty. Breezy and charming though it was, that early stylistic corner was a box. But, gradually at first and now very suddenly and resolutely with her latest self-titled album, she’s escaped it and found new viability and shelf life for her rocketing singing and songwriting talent. Jones is now on a concerted campaign for something grander. She’s growing and going up with a more modern sound that gives her voice fuller runway and latitude. Although not straight-up Top 40 – luckily, she and her co-producer Matthew Tonner have too much taste for that – she is aiming for something decidedly more current. If you want to see the commercial potential she packs, just listen to the first single off the new album, “Allston.” It’s as prêt-à-porter a pop song as it gets, and it’s irresistible. So, quite possibly, this is one legit local who could break big. Jones is fortunate. Although very young, she already has the rare luxury of racking up a résumé of certified musical credits – not to mention the artistic holy grail of making an actual living – while still developing her point of view. This new, sea-changing album, with its expanded outlook and very intentional self-titling, is the sound of a budding songwriter just starting to really open up, using her cornerstone influences as springboards rather than goalposts. Where this all goes is still wonderfully open. But whichever way it is, with a voice like hers, it’ll most likely be up. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Boy Kong and Marla E Art31 Installations ART

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Wednesday, 16

Red Bull Wings at Work: Outdoor Workspace EVENTS

Ever walked around Orlando and thought to yourself, “You know what this city needs more of? Offices.” Then you’re in luck; today, workers looking for a change of scenery from the drab cubicles and white walls of their office buildings can grab their laptops, throw on some sunglasses and head on over to Red Bull’s outdoor workspace in front of the Dr. Phillips Center. The plaza is decked out in conference tables and seating areas, with plenty of places to hold meetings, brainstorm or work on projects. But no matter how much work you end up actually getting done, rest assured knowing that there’s at least one thing you’ll have to show for the day: a really red sunburn. – Deanna Ferrante

You already read our feature on Art31, the Art & History Museums – Maitland’s monthlong art extravaganza, last week. (Right?) We focused on the art center’s main show, Material World: Glass, Rubber & Paper, in that article, but wait – there’s more! As part of this year’s emphasis on experimenting with nontraditional materials, they offered three local artists residencies at Factur, Orlando’s spiffiest maker space. Boy Kong, Marla E and Dan Hess have each been working with the 3-D printers, laser cutters, lathes and shop bot at Factur to expand and explore their practice, and Thursday night, two of them will share the results. Popping up in the History Center’s courtyard during the Third Thursday Gallery Hop will be installations by Boy Kong, who has created a giant fiberglass sculpture adorned with his signature mix of street art and traditional Asian motifs, and Marla E, who has taken the textures and colors of her Urban Plaster works three-dimensional on large cubes of laser-cut acrylic and welded metal. (Catch Dan Hess’ installation at Canvs March 31.) – Jessica Bryce Young 6-9 p.m. | Heritage Square, Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd. | art31.org | free

8 a.m.-5 p.m. | Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | free

Wednesday, 16 CIVICS

If you’re a Donald Trump supporter, the past few weeks probably have been downright exhilarating. For everybody else (present company included), it has been horrifying. As Trump wins a shocking number of states and delegate votes in the Republican primaries, naturally most everyone who’s not with him has one massively important question: WTF? Local political consulting business You Should Run, founded by former Orlando Weekly contributor Dave Plotkin, has an event planned to help you come to terms with Trump’s candidacy and connect with others like you. The organization is inviting Democrats, Republicans, NPAs and undecideds to gather and listen to panelists answer questions about Trump and have an open discussion about the best ways to respond to his candidacy. No media spin, no social media memes, no pundits – straight talk about how to come to terms with Trump. The discussion will be followed by live comedy, music and activism. The event is free, but you’ll need to RSVP (email attend@letstalkabouttrump.com), and space is limited. Local nonprofits and activist organizations are welcome to set up tables to showcase their community work (email table@letstalkabouttrump.com for information). Sorry, Trump supporters, you aren’t welcome inside, but you can protest and rally outside as long as you keep it peaceful. “The antidote to massmedia manipulation is conversation and community,” the event’s Facebook page says. “Let’s Talk About Trump, Orlando, and let’s do something about this.” – Erin Sullivan 6 p.m. | Winter Park Community Center, 721 W. New England Ave., Winter Park | letstalkabouttrump.com | free

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XXYYXX MUSIC

Friday, 18

Cymecha ART

The phrase “speed of sound” probably unleashes cringeworthy memories related to the hellish, somehow Grammy-nominated single from Coldplay, but in the decade since its release, the art world has recovered. Orlando-based visual artist Synthestruct is taking a much more pleasing approach to the auditory realm by showcasing artwork built around cymatics, a creative visual study of how sound vibrates around us all. Lil Indies, which sits right next to Will’s Pub, will be the viewing site for these videos and still images, as well as drinks galore. If any of the framed pieces catch your eye (or ear), you’re in luck; the art is for sale, as are various limited-edition prints. – Kim Slichter

This is a homecoming show for internationally known DJ and producer XXYYXX, né Marcel Everett. The 20-year-old Central Florida native got his start locally with the now-dormant Relief in Abstract label, and his blend of brooding synths, chopped-andscrewed vocals and head-nodding beats found viral success thanks to the Internet. The young Everett got to tour the world, finding audiences in Europe, Japan and everywhere in between. Now living in Los Angeles, Everett returns to Orlando with a new single, “Red” – as well as remix and production work for the likes of Troye Sivan and Australian singer Vanessa Elisha – under his belt. Since this is his first Orlando show in quite a while, expect an enthusiastic crowd eager to see what new tricks Everett has learned over the last few years. – Thaddeus McCollum with Jim-E Stack | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15

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Will’s A Faire EVENTS

Saturday, 19

Orlando Together Parade CYMECHA IMAGE BY SYNTHESTRUCT ORLANDO TOGETHER PHOTO BY NICOLE HIGGINS

EVENTS

This is the second time that the pay-what-you-will coffee biz Downtown Credo hosts a community parade-cum-bike rally through the Parramore neighborhood. This year’s parade includes a floatbuilding design-hack challenge in which chosen teams will have two hours to build a float that honors the five pillars of what Credo believes brings Orlando together: art, education, health, sports and tech. The parade will flow from the Downtown Rec Complex along Parramore Avenue and end up at Z.L. Riley Park for a massive block party at noon with food trucks, kite-flying and local vendors. – Brendan O’Connor 8 a.m.-1 p.m. | Downtown Recreation Complex, 363 N. Parramore Ave. | downtowncredo.com | free

With the success of Southern Fried Sunday’s 10th Anniversary Show a done deal, the organizers of SFS are teaming up with the taste-makers of the Lovely Boutique Market to throw another big shindig this Sunday at beloved Mills 50 watering hole Will’s Pub. At Will’s A Faire, you’ve got the likes of Zap Dragon & the Attack, Fast Preacher and Timothy Eerie rockin’ out on the outdoor stage, while more than 50 vendors offer vintage and handmade merchandise for sale. Retro home goods, records, music memorabilia, motorcycle accessories, local art, jewelry and fashion – everything you wish grandma and grandpa hadn’t thrown out will be there. If shopping and dancing has got you tuckered out, feel free to recharge with a little Southern food from various food trucks. Immediately following the free outdoor shows, be sure to catch the whiskey-swiggin’ Ben Prestage as he takes you to the depths of Mississippi one blues lick at a time. – Marissa Mahoney 1 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | free

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CONCERTS/EVENTS The Anti-Queens, the Antidon’ts, the Areolas, the Smash 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Bonfires, Oh Captain My Captain, Levity, the Year I Disappear, Shurwood, Spoilsport 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Crud, Forms, Crystal Balls, Lavey 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Donavon Frankenreiter, Zander 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$25; 407-228-1220. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With John David Williams 8 pm; The Imperial, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

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CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Orlando Music Group Open Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s St.; free; 407-373-0888. Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Cafe Night Open Mic Reggae Night with Hor!zen Wednesday, 7-9 pm; and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Infusion Tea, 1600 Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Edgewater Drive; free; Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. 407-999-5255. The Stereo Type, Sassafraz 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Classic Salsa Social Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Wayland, Southern Gentlemen, Billy Floyd, Bob Green, Dominic St. Charles 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$10; 407-322-7475.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230. Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

The Fab Four 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$54.50; 407-228-1220. FrazierBand, Doc Ellis Orchestra 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Less Than Jake, the Attack, Beebs and Her Money Makers 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

THURSDAY, MARCH 17

CONCERTS/EVENTS Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Secrets, Palisades, Too Close to Touch, Picturesque, Felicity 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

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Pints ’N Paws Craft Beer Festival

Beer School This is the first meeting of

The Joy Formidable

World of Beer’s free beer school. Learn about the ingredients and characteristics of various

April 22 at the Social

styles of beer while working your way through a few example pints. 7 p.m. Wednesday; World of Beer – Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central

PINTS N PAWS PHOTO BY HUBERT FIGUIERE; JOY FORMIDABLE PHOTO BY JAMES MINCHIN

Blvd.; various menu prices; worldofbeer.com

Wine and Seafood Festival This signature event marks the beginning of springtime. Get complimentary tours of the Lakeridge winery along with free tastings of their wine, then nosh on seafood specialties available for purchase from various vendors. 10 am SaturdaySunday; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2 donation; lakeridgewinery.com

Pints ’N Paws Craft Beer Festival Bring your pooch to downtown Sanford for this annual craft beer and dog festival. Proceeds benefit

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by Judy, so drink up. 2 p.m. Saturday; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $25-$40; drinkatwestend.com

Color Me Wet DRIP teams up with East Coast Eden to throw the biggest lesbian paint party in town with paint cannons, squirt guns, go-go dancers, DJs and more. 10 p.m. Saturday; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $30; eastcoasteden.com

Bob Saget, March 23 at CFE Arena Chris Tucker, March 25 at Hard Rock Live Logic, March 28 at the Beacham Of Montreal, April 2 at the Social They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

Pentatonix, April 14 at CFE Arena KRS-ONE, April 16 at Backbooth The Used, April 19-20 at House of Blues Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

G. Love & Special Sauce, April 7 at the Social

Steve Martin & Martin Short, April 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Stick Figure, April 7 at the Beacham

The Joy Formidable, April 22 at the Social

Napalm Death, the Melvins, April 8 at the Plaza Live

The Black Dahlia Murder, April 23 at the Social

Peanut Butter Wolf, J Rocc, April 8 at the Social

Underoath, April 24 at Hard Rock Live

Into It. Over It., The World Is a Beautiful Place ..., April 10 at the Social

36 Crazyfists, April 25 at Backbooth

David Cross, April 14 at Hard Rock Live

Death Cab for Cutie, April 28 at Hard Rock Live

The Cult, April 14 at House of Blues

Flogging Molly, April 29 at House of Blues

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THE BASEBALL PROJECT FEATURING MIKE MILLS OF R.E.M.

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Father John Misty, April 30 at the Beacham

Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live

Smashington 2016, May 7 at Will’s Pub

Refused, June 9 at the Beacham

The Sword, May 11 at the Social

Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

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Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

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THE USED

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Murder by Death, May 13 at the Social Deftones, May 14 at House of Blues Florence & the Machine, May 14 at Amway Center The Summer Set, May 21 at the Social Screaming Females, May 21 at Will’s Pub

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center

Say Anything, May 24 at the Beacham

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

!!!, May 26 at the Social

Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena

Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social

Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena Jason Bonham’s

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So Much Light, Oshwa, Letters to Part, Hey Angeline 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

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Suwannee Springfest: John Prine, Brandi Carlile, Railroad Earth and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $50-$200; 386-364-1683. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. FRIDAY, MARCH 18

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bigger Than Spring: Loi Jeannette, Lauren Carder, Reverist 8 pm; Warehouse at Brookhaven, 1300 Brookhaven Drive; $13-$15. Blackbird Anthem 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. The Bloody Fucking Slugs, Straight Jacket, I Never Sleep, Kropduster 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Deadphish Orchestra 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$10; 407-322-7475. Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Joe Satriani 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35.50-$53; 407-351-5483. Less Than Jake, the Attack, Wolf-Face 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Runaway Country: Kenny Chesney, Jake Owen, Old Dominion, Eric Church, Maddie and Tae and more Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 40

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106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Saskatchewan, Bike Weak, Phil Santos 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

The Skivvies 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30-$45; 407-704-6261.

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Suwannee Springfest: John Prine, Brandi Carlile, Railroad Earth and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $50-$200; 386-364-1683.

Bokey Beatdown: Attachment, Hurricane Charley, Nailed Shut, Years of Impact 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475.

Terri Binion, Hannah Harber, Stephen Rock 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

Disco & Miller, Def Jeff, Superfly Jeff 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $5.

UCF Jazz Festival: The Jazz Professors, Veronica Swift 8 pm; UCF Communications Building Auditorium, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub,

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Eugene Snowden and Company 11 pm-3 am; The Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen, 2603 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-930-6282. Fame Orlando 10:30 am; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $40; 407-351-5483. Fort Christmas Bluegrass Festival 10 am-4 pm; Fort Christmas Historical Park and Museum, 1300 Fort Christmas Road, Christmas; free; 407-254-9310. Gaither Vocal Band 3 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $28.75$78.75; 407-246-4262. Get the Led Out - The American Led Zeppelin 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $26-$40; 407-228-1220. The Hip Abduction, the Strange Trip 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570. The Honeycutters 7:30 pm; Community Presbyterian Church, 511 Celebration Ave., Celebration; $25; 407-566-1234. No One Knows I’m Disco: Rob Slac, Tommy Mot 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.


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Pirulo y la Tribu 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $27.25-$62.25; 407-934-2583.

Vybe Night 5: Songs by Classy, Mango Beats 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10; 407-270-9104.

The Sh-Booms, Fat Night, the Wildtones, the Get 2nds, DJ Kittybat 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

XXYYXX, Jim-E Stack 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

Shawn Mendes 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Suwannee Springfest: John Prine, Brandi Carlile, Railroad Earth and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $50-$200; 386-364-1683. This Frontier Needs Heroes 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056.

Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

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[MUSIC] Less Than Jake see pages 36 & 40

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terpieces, offering an insight of the Berlin Philharmonic’s approach to the composer’s genius. Multiple locations; $19.27; fathomevents.com.

Heavy Papi, Internacional & Mr. J, Jeyro 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; $10.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Slippery When Wet 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS 3 Doors Down 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Fort Christmas Bluegrass Festival 10 am-4 pm; Fort Christmas Historical Park and Museum, 1300 Fort Christmas Road, Christmas; free; 407-254-9310. Johnny Clegg 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39-$69; 407-228-1220. Orlando Tropical Fest: Charlie Aponte, Charlie Cruz, Oscarito,

Southern Fried Sunday: Ben Prestage, the Downgetters 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Suwannee Springfest: John Prine, Brandi Carlile, Railroad Earth and more Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park, 3076 95th Drive, Live Oak; $50-$200; 386-364-1683. Will’s A Faire: Oak Hill Drifters, Zap Dragon & the Attack, SKIP, JunoSmile, Fast Preacher, Circa, Timothy Eerie 1 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MONDAY, MARCH 21

CONCERTS/EVENTS Foxing, O’Brother, Tancred, Adjy 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12$14; 407-246-1419. Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

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[EVENTS] Ultimate Elvis Contest and Charity Festival see page 52

Law Abiding Jameson, Tears of a Tyrant, Handmade Amigo 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Like Moths to Flames, Ice Nine Kills, Make Them Suffer, Light Up the Sky, Fight Fall 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Mischief Brew, Everymen (FL), Gnarly Whales, Whiskey Faithful 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Real Friends, Movements 7:30 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; $5; 407-447-7275. Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Robotman 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917. Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440. Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. TUESDAY, MARCH 22

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Skinny Lister, Beans on Toast, Will Varley 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-246-1419. Vampires Everywhere, Sycamour, Chasing Safety, I the Jury 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Vivian K, Wet Nurse, Good Enough 6 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5 suggested donation.

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Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Joey Muha, Elijah Stavely, Victimist 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Kowabunga Kid, Vivian K, Escapist, Crit 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

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Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982.

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THEATER The Adventures of Pericles A modern-day translation of Shakespeare’s romantic adventure. WednesdaysSaturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays, 2 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$23; orlandoshakes.org.

Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464.

Inherit the Wind When a teacher is arrested for exposing his high school sophomore biology class to evolution, a famously

spell-binding politician comes to prosecute the case and a well-known columnist arrives to defend him. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; Volusia County Courthouse, 120 W. Indiana Ave., DeLand; $18; athensdeland.com. Joe’s NYC Bar: Ladies Night An interactive, improvisational, immersive theatre experience in which the audience is transported to a bar in Brooklyn New York. Sundays, 3 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20. Kevin Kelly: They Said There’d Be Cake Local favorite Kevin Kelly premieres a new one-man show. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Long Day’s Journey Into Night Over the course of a single day, this epic drama by Eugene O’Neill explores the dangers of the pursuit of wealth while exposing our most basic human flaws. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25-$38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. MuppetMania! A Salute to Jim Henson Tribute to Jim Henson featuring songs from The Muppet Show, The Muppet Movie, Muppet Treasure Island and more. Friday, 8 CONTINUED ON PAGE 47

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Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

Dixie’s Tupperware Party Interactive play about Dixie Longate, who maintains a unique perspective on Tupperware. Wednesday, 7:30 pm, Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 3 & 8 pm and Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45$55; drphillipscenter.org.

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pm, Saturday, 3 & 8 pm and Sunday, 7 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com.

himself stranded on a remote and mystical island with only his daughter Miranda for company. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Friday, 10:30 am and Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $11-$23; orlandoshakes.org.

Painting Churches Artist Mags Church returns home to paint a portrait of her aging parents while she still has them around – but her canvas may not be big enough, nor her colors varied enough, to capture all the passion, poetry, outrage and zest of Fanny and Gardner Church. Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm, Sundays, 3 pm and Wednesday, 8 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com.

The Whale A 650-pound recluse hides away in his apartment eating himself to death. Desperate to reconnect with his long-estranged daughter, he reaches out to her, only to find a viciously sharp-tongued and wildly unhappy teen. ThursdaysSaturdays, 8-10:30 pm and Sundays, 2-4 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $21-$28; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org.

She Loves Me In a 1930s perfumery, rivals Amalia and Georg respond to a “lonely hearts” ad in the newspaper in hopes of finding their soulmates. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-8231500; theatre.ucf.edu. Showtune: Celebrating the Words & Music of Jerry Herman A musical revue of familiar tunes from Hello Dolly!, Mame and more. Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. The Tempest Prospero, the rightful Duke of Milan, finds

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Big Laughs Comedy showcase featuring Orlando comic Tom Feeney. Wednesday, 8:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; donations accepted; 407-221-1499. Comedy Night at the Center Hosted by Sean Finnerty. Free beer from Orlando Brewing. Saturday, 7:30-10 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407272-0317; henaocenter.com.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Dominique Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $15-$17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. High Tide and Chill A night of improv and sketch comedy. Wednesday, 8:30 pm; CONTINUED ON PAGE 48

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Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Live Local Comedy A free night of laughs. Friday, 10:30 pm-12:30 am; The Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen, 2603 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-930-6282; outpostcollegepark.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Punslingers A comedy game show where contestants come up with puns to win the favor and groans of the audience. Monday, 7 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE All You Need Is Love & Moxie Burlesque performance from Moxie Le Femme. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Defining Self An improvisational dance performance from Michelina Wingerter. Monday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $12-$15; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Orlando Ballet: Don Quixote With music by Leon Minkus, featuring the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra, and dance inspired by Marius Petipa, this classic ballet, infused with Spanish touches, promising to be a dazzling production. Friday-Saturday, 48

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ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Abstraction, Observation and Reflection Group show from Chris Carr, Jonathan Yubi, Roland Pasqual Rockwood and Chris Tobar Rodriguez. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through April 16; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. All Small Gods Group exhibition of works informed by mythology. Opening receptions Thursday and Saturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org. Black Box Honey MFA candidates Taylor Battle, Reina Castellanos and Alesha Hassard display their thesis work in a group exhibition. Opening Wednesday, 5-8 pm, through March 31; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Boy Kong and Marla E Art31 Installations Boy Kong and Marla E show their installations made at Factur as part of Art31. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Heritage Square, South Magnolia Avenue and East Central Boulevard; free; art31.org. Central Park Arts Festival View arts and crafts from hundreds of vendors in downtown Winter Haven. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am; Central Park, Winter Haven, Fifth Street and West Central Avenue, Winter Haven; free. Cymecha: Capturing the Beauty of Sound A solo art show featuring recent and past work in soundwave photography and videography by Orlando-based artist Synthestruct. Opens Friday, 7:30 pm, through April 17; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-7488256; synthestruct.com.

Ededron Local Artists Showcase A local artist and spoken word showcase. Saturday, 5 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 116 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-322-1449. Eureka!: The Moment When Art and Science Collide Work that is informed or inspired by science and celebrates the magical moments that accompany both poetic and scholarly breakthroughs. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through April 17; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Good Vibrations: A Modern Art Exhibit Modern artists Steph Wood and Lori Dell kick off the Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival. Includes small bites, libations and live music. Friday, 6-11 pm; Jewels by Peter B, 501 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9824757; jewelsbypeterb.com. Natura Works from Lithuanian artists Irma Kirveliene and Saulius Jankauskas. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through April 17; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Orlando Symposium A panelist-led conversation devoted to brainstorming and developing strategies to unite the Orlando arts and cultural communities into a coherent landscape capable of rivaling other mid-sized artistic regions. Wednesday, 2:30-5 pm; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 850-4610750; gallery.cah.ucf.edu. Rockets & Robots A group show featuring the work of Midge Baudouin and other Space Coast artists. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Rocket City Retro MCM Furniture & Design, 116 Forrest Ave., Cocoa; free; 321-446-0129; rocketcityretrofl.com. Untouchable New works from Tony Philippou focused on the idea that what we may desire may CONTINUED ON PAGE 50


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5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

not always be attainable. Opens Thursday, 6-10 pm, through April 16; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Winter Park Sidewalk Art Festival Three days of arts and crafts vendors strewn all over Winter Park’s Central Park. Friday-Saturday, 9 am-6 pm and Sunday, 9 am-5 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; wpsaf.org.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK Albert Paley: Forged Works Through April 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – Progressions, Works by Former Students Through April 2; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org. Art Legends of Orange County: Grady Kimsey – The Right of Passage Through April 2; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Art Legends of Orange County: Paintings by Steve Lotz Through June

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. California Impressionism Through April 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Capturing Florida’s Beauty on Canvas Through April 30; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-3830880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. Celebrating the Genius of Women Through April 24; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7481; womeninthearts.org. Central Florida Watercolor Society Annual Juried Show Through April 1; Winter Garden Art Association, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; free; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. The Civil Rights Movement Revisited Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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Doris Leeper: Hard Edges Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Hadouken Ongoing; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-796-2522. Harold Garde: Last of the Game Changers Through March 27; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-272-0317; henaocenter.com. Heart & Soul Through Tuesday; Grand Bohemian Gallery, Grand Bohemian Hotel, 325 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-581-4801. In Exile: Paris and New York Through May 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. InFlux Exhibition Series: Will Cotton Through June 5; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Jim Couper: There Are No Other Everglades in the World Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407-647-3307; zorafestival.org. Le Salon 2016 Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-555-1212; snaporlando.com. Marianna Hamilton Ross Through Wednesday; Seminole State College Fine Arts Gallery, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; free; 407-708-2039; seminolestate.edu. Material World: Glass, Rubber and Paper Through May 1; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org. Quaking Aspen Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Sanford Art Walk Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-323-2774; sanfordartwalk.com. Sci-Fi Art Show Through April 2; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland


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Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Sight Unseen: Touchable Sculpture Through April 17; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Star Wars Mash-Up Art Show Through March 25; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Terra Incognita: Photographs of America’s Third Coast Through April 17; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. Transcommunality: Laura Anderson Barbata, Collaboration Beyond Borders Through April 3; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133; artsondouglas.net. Will Barnet: Graphic Retrospective Through April 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Women of Vision: National Geographic Photographers on Assignment Through April 24; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS Beer School Learn all about the ingredients and characteristics of various beer styles. Wednesday, 7 pm; World of Beer - Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; worldofbeer.com. Building a Better Orlando A presentation about initiatives that impact office, retail, multi-family and industrial buildings. Thursday, 11:30 am; Citrus Club, 255 S. Orange Ave.; $65; naiopcfl.org.

Transference Through March 31; Winter Park Welcome Center and Chamber of Commerce, 151 W. Lyman Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6448281; cityofwinterpark.org.

Charity Festival Champion Karate of Winter Park hosts a charity festival with fun carnival-style games, music and other great activities. Saturday, 12-3 pm; Showalter Field, 2525 Cady Way, Winter Park; free; 863-397-9147.

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Chef Series Chefs John Rivers and Whitney Miller give a cooking demonstration and

tasting featuring crawfishpimiento mac & cheese and white chocolate bread pudding beignets. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Coop, 610 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-8432627; asouthernaffair.com. Color Me Wet A lesbianpromoted paint party for the LGBTQ community. Saturday, 10 pm-2 am; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $20-$30; 714-504-8203; eastcoasteden.com. Comics & Crafts: Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems Celebrate the release of the new Steven Universe comic book with free PBR and a raffle for a rare variant. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com. Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival Experience themed flower and garden displays, educational designer presentations, interactive play areas for kids and much more. Through May 30; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; disneyworld.disney.go.com. CONTINUED ON PAGE 52

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Great Rotary Swan Boat Race Local groups form teams to race swan boats and raise money for local charities. Saturday, 8 am; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free. Low-Country Boil Get a taste of South Carolina at this special event with plenty of food and live music. Saturday, 11 am; The Coop, 610 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; various menu prices; 407-843-2627; asouthernaffair.com. North Quarter District Progressive Dinner A one-of-a-kind, four-course progressive dinner to showcase a fabulous corner of the North Quarter District. Saturday, 6:30-9 pm; North Quarter Tavern, 861 N. Orange Ave.; $50; 407-719-5190; orlandodatenightguide.com. Orlando Together Parade A community bike parade from the Downtown Recreation Complex to a block party at ZL Riley Park in Parramore. Friday, 8 am; Downtown Recreation Complex, 649 W. Livingston St.; free; 407-246-2288. Pints ‘N Paws Craft Beer Festival A dog-friendly craft beer festival to raise money for Dolly’s Foundation and Pet Rescue by Judy. Saturday, 2 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $25-$40; 407-322-7475.

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Red Bull Wings at Work An opportunity for downtown workers to break out of their everyday routine and work in a unique outdoor location that fosters creativity and productivity. Wednesday, 8 am-5 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014; win.gs. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando.

ing. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-8393. Wine and Seafood Festival This signature event marks the beginning of springtime. Wine, beer and a variety of tasty seafood specialties available for purchase, along with complimentary winery tours and tastings. FridaySunday, 10 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $2; 800-768-9463; lakeridgewinery.com.

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Ultimate Elvis Contest & Charity Festival An Elvis tribute artist contest and fundraiser for atypical children featuring a dinner show, karaoke, guest stars and more. Friday, 7-11 pm; Ramada Gateway Kissimmee, 7470 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $20.00-$150.00; 407-9620263; epcontinentals.com.

Astronomy Week Visit the library for star gazing, presentations, a planetarium, games, crafts and more. Wednesday, 10 am-9:30 pm, Thursday, 10 am-9 pm, Friday, 10 am-9 pm and Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org.

Universal Orlando’s Mardi Gras Universal extends Mardi Gras for over a month with special concerts, parades, food and more. Through April 16; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000; universalorlando.com.

Food Biz Start-Up Series Have a secret recipe or food business idea you want to bring to market? Find out how at this startup series for foodpreneurs. Saturday, 9 am; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $50-$90; 321236-3316; eastendmkt.com.

Vintage RV & Hot Rod Antiques Show Check out vintage campers and RVs, hot rods and more at this celebration of outdoor glamp-

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Jackson, neural data analyst and science communicator, to give a presentation on what neuroscience says about supernatural experiences. Sunday, 1-3 pm; University Club, 841 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 321804-3373; cflfreethought.org. I Remember: Eyewitness to the Holocaust A conversation with local Holocaust Survivor Helen Greenspun. Sunday, 2-4 pm; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6280555; holocaustedu.org. Prehistoric Pottery and the Crystal River Site Celebrate Florida Archaeology Month a presentation on Woodland Period ceramic types, forms, functions and distribution across the Crystal River site, a Woodland Period Mound Complex located in Citrus County. Thursday, 7-8 pm; Winter Park Towers, 1111 S. Lakemont Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-327-9484.

Slow Cooker Cooking Class Learn techniques that you can use in your everyday cooking to prepare a Cuban pork roast, barbecue pork sandwiches, fresh coleslaw, fajita bowls and berry cobbler. Tuesday, 6:30-9 pm; The Ancient Olive, 324 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $50; 321-9721899; theancientolive.com. Women’s Leadership Luncheon: Diana Nyad Keynote speaker Nyad talks about her incredible journey swimming 110 miles from Cuba to Florida. Thursday, noon; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $85; hfuw.org.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

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The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Wally B Competitive poetry slam with a featured reader. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Let’s Talk About Trump A night of community, conversation and action regarding Donald Trump’s candidacy and its implications. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; free; letstalkabouttrump.com.

Sylvia Plath Reading Celebrate World Poetry Day with a montage reading of works by the late great. Featuring readings by Megan Faubel, Jennifer Odette Miller, Naomi Butterfield and Jessica Pawli. Monday, 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn

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Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

FAMILY Big Bugs An outdoor exhibit of gargantuan insect sculptures made from natural materials displayed throughout the gardens. Through April 15, 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org. Easter Eggstravaganza Kids enjoy an exciting day celebrating Easter with themed crafts, a mini-egg hunt, interactive games and more. Saturday, 1-2 pm; Seminole Towne Center, 200 Towne Center Circle, Sanford; free; 407-323-1843. Night Hike at the Zoo Experience the sights and sounds of the zoo at night on this exciting guided tour. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway 17-92, Sanford; $20; 407-3234450; centralfloridazoo.org.

SPORTS 18 Aces to Conquer Cancer Charity golf tournament. Tuesday, 1:30-6:15 pm; Ginn Reunion Resort, 1000 Reunion Way, Reunion; $1,200 per foursome; 734-731-8125; 18acesto conquercancer.weebly.com.

Dash for Downs 5K This 5K honors World Down Syndrome Day. Saturday, 8-10:30 am; Gemini Springs Park, 37 Dirksen Drive, DeBary; $30; 386-742-9916. The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers Basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $63$2,397.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Solar Bears vs. Adirondack Thunder Ice hockey. Thursday, 7 pm, Saturday, 7 pm and Sunday, 6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12.25-$44.75; 800-745-3000. Orlando Walk for Wishes Walk For Wishes is a nationwide Make-A-Wish fundraiser that celebrates the thousands of wishes that have already been granted, while raising funds for future wishes. Wednesday, 5:30 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; $10; 321-236-0102 ext. 232. Quack Attack on Poverty 5K This 5K benefits the Community Food & Outreach Center, a nonprofit whose mission is to inspire and empower people living in poverty to lift themselves and their families to economic self-sufficiency.

Saturday, 8 am; Lake Baldwin Park, 2380 Lake Baldwin Lane; $30-$35; 407-3614644; quackattack.org. Relay for Life An overnight community fundraising walk. Teams of people camp out around a track. Food and entertainment provided. Friday, 6 pm; University of Central Florida, Memory Mall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; donations encouraged; 407581-2501; main.acsevents.org. Snap! Yoga Lounge An evening of art, yoga, music, performance, exquisite cuisine, juices and craft cocktails. Wednesday, 6:30-10 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407286-2185; snaporlando.com. Southeastern Color Guard Championship The Southeastern Color Guard Championship event brings together premier color guard teams in the region to compete for top honors. SaturdaySunday, 10 am-10 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $10-$32; 937-247-5919. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■ orlandoweekly.com

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In fact, these “wrongs” are essential components of who you are. When you ripen into this understanding, you’re ready to find and be with your special counterpart. He or she has the precise set of problems you need – is the person who is wrong for you in just the right ways. See Boyd’s original quote: tinyurl.com/boydquote.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Artist Steven Spasuk works exclusively with an unusual medium: soot from candles and torches. He spreads the stuff across a blank canvas, then uses various instruments to sculpt the accidental blobs into definitive forms. I’ve seen the results, and they’re both well-done and intriguing. What would be the metaphorical equivalent, in your world, of using soot to make beautiful and interesting things? I think you’re primed to turn waste into building blocks, rot into splendor and lead into gold. See Spazuk’s work at spazuk.com. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Carl Sagan said that science thrives on “two seemingly contradictory attitudes: an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new.” Whether or not you are a scientist, Taurus, I recommend that you practice this approach in the coming weeks. It’s the tool that’s most likely to keep you centered and free of both rigidity and illusion. As Sagan concluded, this is “how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense.” GEMINI (May 21-June 20) “Excess on occasion is exhilarating,” said British author W. Somerset Maugham. “It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.” Now would be an excellent time to take that advice to heart, Gemini. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you not only have a license to engage in rowdy fun and extravagant pleasures; it’s your sacred duty. So get out there and treat yourself to an orgy of naughty adventures – or at least a celebration of meaningful thrills. You can return to the rigors of discipline and order once you have harvested the healthy benefits that will come from escaping them. CANCER (June 21-July 22) At one point in Friedrich Nietzsche’s book Thus Spoke Zarathustra, the hero is having a conversation with himself. “You have wanted to pet every monster,” he says. “A whiff of warm breath, a little soft tuft on the paw – and at once you were ready to love and to lure it.” If I were you, Cancerian, I would regard that type of behavior as forbidden in the coming weeks. In fact, I will ask you not to pet any monsters at all – not even the cute ones; not even the beasties and rascals and imps that have slight resemblances to monsters. It’s time for maximum discernment and caution. PS: One of the monsters may ultimately become a nonmonstrous ally if you are wary toward it now. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) On a social media site, I posted the following quote from self-help teacher Byron Katie: “Our job is unconditional love. The job of everyone else in our life is to push our buttons.” One commenter took issue with this. “‘Pushing buttons’ is a metaphor that’s long past its expiration date,” she wrote. “Can’t you come up with something fresher?” So I did. Here are a few potential substitutes for “push our buttons”: “tweak our manias” … “prank our obsessions” … “glitter-bomb our biases” … “squeeze our phobias” … “badger our compulsions” … “seduce our repressions” … “prick our dogmas.” Whichever expression you prefer, Leo, find a graceful way to embrace your fate: Your current job is unconditional love. The job of everyone else in your life is to tweak your manias and prick your dogmas. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In the coming weeks, you will have maximum power to revise and reinvigorate your approach to cultivating intimate relationships. To aid your quest, I offer this paraphrased advice from Andrew Boyd: Almost every one of us seeks a special partner who is just right. But there is no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why? Because you yourself are “wrong” in some ways – you have demons and flaws and problems.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In her book The Winter Vault, Anne Michaels says, “We become ourselves when things are given to us or when things are taken away.” If she’s right, does it mean we should be grateful for those times when things are taken away? Should we regard moments of loss as therapeutic prods that compel us to understand ourselves better and to create ourselves with a fiercer determination? Meditate on these possibilities, Libra. In the meantime, I’m pleased to announce that the things-gettingtaken-away period of your cycle is winding down. Soon you’ll begin a new phase, when you can become a deeper, stronger version of yourself because of the things that are given to you. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “I’ll make love when the lust subsides,” sings Denitia, one-half of the electro-pop band Denitia and Sene. That would be a good motto for you to play around with in the coming days, Scorpio – in both literal and metaphorical ways. I’ll enjoy seeing how your emotional intelligence ripens as the white-hot passion of recent weeks evolves into a more manageable warmth. As fun as the intensity has been, it has blinded you to some of the possibilities for collaborative growth that have been emerging. You may now be ready to explore and appreciate sweeter, subtler pleasures. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “The poems I have loved the most are those I have understood the least,” said T.S. Eliot. I’m going to steal and expand upon his idea for the purpose of giving you an accurate horoscope. In the coming days, Sagittarius, I suspect that the experiences you love most will be those that you understand the least. Indeed, the experiences you NEED the most will be those that surprise and mystify and intrigue you. Luckily, life will be ingenious in bypassing your analytical intelligence so as to provide you with rich emotional stimuli for your soul. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Capricorn painter Henri Matisse made the following testimony about his creative process: “At each stage I reach a balance, a conclusion. At the next sitting, if I find that there is a weakness in the whole, I make my way back into the picture by means of the weakness – I re-enter through the breach – and I reconceive the whole. Thus everything becomes fluid again.” I recommend this approach to you in the coming days, Capricorn. You’ve been making decent progress on your key project. To keep up the good work, you should now find where the cracks are and let them teach you how to proceed from here. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) “We all lead three lives,” said Austrian novelist Thomas Bernhard, “an actual one, an imaginary one and the one we are not aware of.” I suspect you’ll get big glimpses of your third life in the coming weeks, Aquarius: the one you’re normally not aware of. It might freak you out a bit, maybe unleash a few blasts of laughter and surges of tears. But if you approach these revelations with reverent curiosity, I bet they will be cleansing and catalytic. They are also likely to make you less entranced by your imaginary life and better grounded in your actual life. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) “The greatest illusion is not religion,” says aphorist Michael Lipsey. “It’s waking up in the morning imagining how much you’re going to get done today.” But even if that’s often true, Pisces, I suspect that you have the power to refute it in the coming weeks. Your ability to accomplish small wonders will be at a peak. Your knack for mastering details and acting with practical acumen may be unprecedented. For the immediate future, then, I predict that you’ll largely be able to get done what you imagine you can get done.

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This pretty kitty is in need of a loving home. Merrie (Animal ID A049280) is a 10-year-old cat who was surrendered to the shelter because her owner could no longer care for her. She is very sweet and would make a great lap cat. Merrie loves to be petted and held, and she will purr as soon as you pet her. She is and will come right up to you and ask for attention. Merrie has a mellow personality and is very affectionate. If you are looking for a calm and friendly kitty who wants nothing more than to be your best friend, consider adopting Merrie. Merrie’s adoption fees have been waived because she is considered a senior pet. You can meet her at Orange County Animal Services

located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and from 1 to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information, please call 407-836-3111 or visit ocnetpets.com.


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I’m a 27-year-old, feminist, conventionally attractive, straightish, GGG woman. Over time, my tastes have changed, and now I find myself more of a kinkster. A few years ago, my desire for kinkier sex and my willingness to take a chance came together in a mutually beneficial, exciting D/s relationship. I’ll be honest: I wasn’t as smart as I could have been. I met this guy on Tinder, and after verifying his identity, I told some friends where I’d be and I met up with him. He was great for a while, but a big move took me away from the area and I grew tired of his conventional gender ideals. I assumed I would find another partner in the future as functionally great as him but maybe a better conversationalist. Fast-forward to today. I’ve dabbled with pain and submission play with a few boyfriends with no great success. (A subsequent partner who didn’t respect my safe word, in fact, assaulted me.) I’m now greatly discouraged in my search. The cycle always goes like this: I get horny and want kink, I go looking for it online, and I am then buried in a landslide of creepiness, typos and aggression. There are just so many men out there who hate women. These men are more interested in condescending to me and bossing me around than they are in power exchange. It was recommended to me to join the local center for sex positivity in Seattle, but that costs money. I want to engage in kink to relieve stress, not to cut into my already tight budget. Are my only options perseverance or an extra grand lying around? Perseverance Or Withdrawal, Eternal Regrets

I definitely think you should keep hacking your way through the creeps, typos and aggros, POWER, and, more importantly, your pussy thinks so too – excuse me, that’s crude. Perhaps I should say: Your erotic imagination and your libido think so too. But you may find the search for kinky play partners a little less frustrating if you devote a few hours a week to it – set a regular schedule: two hours a night, twice a week – instead of waiting until horniness and desperation drive you back online. If you search for kinky guys only when you just gotta have it, your inability to find it immediately is gonna be that much more frustrating. And you might wanna get out there and find a kinky guy now, while you still can. “Uh-oh, kinksters: Sex cops could be coming for you next,” Elizabeth Nolan Brown writes at Reason.com. “According to a new federal court decision, Americans have no constitutional right to engage in consensual BDSM because ‘sexual activity that involves binding and gagging or the use of physical force such as spanking or choking poses certain inherent risks to personal safety.’ Thus officials could constitutionally ban or regulate such activity in the interest of ‘the protection of vulnerable persons,’ the court held.” In 2003, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that Americans have a constitutional right to get their asses fucked, and one day soon we could be asking the Supreme Court whether Americans have a constitutional right to get their asses spanked. I’m a huge fan of Seattle’s Center for Sex Positive Culture (thecspc.org). And I’m an even bigger fan of people getting out there, meeting up IRL, and making face-to-face connections with like-minded kinksters. I’m such a big fan that I’m going to pick

up the expense of your first year’s membership at the Center for Sex Positive Culture. While there are additional charges for most events at the center, POWER, there are also tons of volunteer opportunities – and there’s no better way to get to know the local kinksters than to pitch in and help out. I’ll email you directly about your shiny new membership. And speaking of safe words … You messed up in your response to THINK, the man whose wife wanted to engage in consensual role-play rape scenes despite having been sexually assaulted by a previous partner who didn’t stop “when she said ‘no.’” THINK said he worried “the same thing could happen” to him. Due to some ambiguous wording, you thought he doubted his wife’s account and was worried the “same thing” he was worried about was “being falsely accused of rape.” I think he was actually worried about accidentally making his wife relive that trauma in a nonsexy way. Although it was poorly worded, I don’t think his intentions were motivated by the fear of being falsely accused. His worries were based in the ambiguity of when does consensual rape play cross the line in this very delicate scenario. The other thing you forgot, the most important thing you forgot, the thing that should never be forgotten when talking about rough-sex role-play, consensual rape scenes, power exchange, bondage, or SM: a SAFE WORD! Simple And Frequently Effective Word Omitted Recently, Dan!

THINK’s wife told him she was raped by an ex who refused to stop when she said no, SAFEWORD, and here’s how THINK described his concerns: “I’m over here wondering if her previous trauma was a result of her encouraging forceful sex and regretting it later, and I worry the same thing could happen to me.” [Emphasis added.] Awkwardly worded, yes, but THINK’s meaning seems clear: He didn’t want to go for it, like that other guy may have, and be accused of raping his wife if she came to regret it later. That doesn’t seem ambiguous to me. But you’re right to ding me for failing to advise Mr. and Mrs. THINK to agree on a safe word. And I didn’t just leave “get a safe word” out of my response, SAFEWORD. It was worse than that: I deleted “get a safe word” from my response. There were two very similar paragraphs in the original draft of my response to THINK, both on the mechanics of making it happen, and I had to delete one paragraph for space. In an unbelievably stupid move, I deleted the one with “get a safe word” in it. I should’ve caught that, I didn’t, and I’m grateful to SAFEWORD and everyone else who did. And remember, kids: We have a new universal kink/BDSM/power-exchange safe word: scalia. On the Savage Lovecast, Dan and writer Ephi Stempler discuss companionate marriage: savagelovecast.com.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Jay Nicolay, Unit 19, will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on March 26, 2016 at 9 AM. Property consists of lawn equipment including trailer and miscellaneous tools. Sale to be held at premises of South Pinecastle Mini-Warehouse, 6440 Pinecastle Boulevard, Orlando, FL 32809

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE THE MARRIAGE OF: FABIANA RIVERA, Petitioner/Wife, and REINALDO RIVERA J.R., Respondent/ Husband. CASE NO.: 2015DR014684O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE To Mr. Reinaldo Rivera, Jr., 97 Vincent Street, Apartment 2, Perth Amboy, New Jersey 08861 YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, on petitioner or petitioner’s attorney: Gabriel Adam, Esquire, The Adam Law Firm, 111. E. Lake Mary Blvd. Sute 107, Sanford, Florida 32773, on or before March 14, 2016 and file the original with the Clerk of the Circuit Court at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a Default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s Office notified of your current address. (You may file Florida Family Law Form 12.915, Notice of Current Address.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the Clerk’s Office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. DATED: 3/1/16 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (SEAL) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday April 6, 2016 Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #0211- Natasha Renee Evtuch; #0319 -Samantha E Hazel; #0341- Lilliam R Agosto; #0448- Margaret R Knight; #581-Cathy & Ebou Jobe; MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #0015-Del Valle Ruiz, Edwin; #0078-Adams, April #00132-Zubarik, Scott; #0166-McKen Lawn Service & More; McKen, Nigel; Celestial McCloud; #0219-Alicea, Alicia - Honda Civic VIN#1HGEJ8647TL020990 PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30PM: #0085 - Gonzalez Ortiz, Jonathan; #0091 - Jerelds, Dorothy Gloria Vernell; #0192 - Bourne, Englebert Drew; #0239 - Dorsett, Keeshun Drew; #0642 - Idlette, Lavonne Celeste; #0725 - Mitchell, Cynthia Michele; #0734 - Williams, Joshua Denzel; #1105 - Charles, Horlesen O - Homemade Utility Trailer NO VIN PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #76 Jasmine J Powell; #85 Jerome D Postell II; #88 Gracie Williams; #95 Crystal G Mitchell; #137 Sherika T Clark; #147 Terisia L Lovette; #192 Shameeka D Pullings; #279 Decarlo A Kindell; #327 Vergenia F Hair; #450 Donna M Allen; #461 Reginald S McKinney ; #478 Morgan L Durr Jr;#479 James L Bibbs III; #500 Bradley A Zemke; #501 Henry L Sims; #634 Oliver W Thompson;#642 DanTerio M Siplin; #648 Sabrena Kelsey Wilcox;#714 Andri Benjamin,1998 White Ford Expedition 4Door VIN#FMRUI7L6W6C26631.

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Notice of Auction 1996 Boat with VIN # SERR3433K596 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Tangri & Ashwani Tangri. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1996 Boat Trailer with VIN# 4YPAB18156T042351 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Tangri & Ashwani Tangri.8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1986 Toyota Pickup with VIN # JT4RN63R9G5005183 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Gardy Bien-Aime & Travis Brinson Harper. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1995 Bayliner Boat with VIN # BIYD95CXE595 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Paulo Da Silva / Amazon Pavers. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 Boat Trailer With VIN # NOVIN0200593396 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. Paulo Da Silva / Amazon Pavers. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1996 Sea-Doo Jetski with VIN# ZZNR0340A797 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Grayson Ricker & Catherine Ellen Davis 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 Boat Trailer with VIN# 40ZBP19143P096832 will be auctioned on 3/18/2016 at 9:00 am. John Grayson Ricker & James T. Lancaster 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Shawn David Laubenstein, of 3050 Comanche road, Saint Cloud, FL 34772 County Osceola, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Laubenstein offroad It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Laubenstein offroad” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 8 of March, 2016 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/ SHEA CASE NO.: DP13-462 IN THE INTEREST OF C.M. MINOR CHILD, DOB: 10/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING/TRIAL FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Patrick McMilian, Address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on April 18, 2016 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING/TRIAL. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 24TH day of February, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kimberly Andre, Esquire FBN: 45283, Senior Attorney for, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, 407-317-7643 (Telephone) 407-3177126 (Fax). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.: DP05-387 IN THE INTEREST OF:X.B. DOB: 06/21/2001, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Maurice Bullard Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 2, 2016, at 3:15 p.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT.The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of March, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1995 Nissan VIN# JN1CA21D0ST066981 2014 BASH VIN# LHJTLKBR3EB000095 2014 TAOTAO VIN# L9NTEACB5E1166695 2000 FORD VIN# 3FAKP1138YR112484 2005 Chevrolet VIN# 1G1ND52F45M172243 2008 Buick VIN# 5GAEV237X8J168361 1996 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KS52Y0TU837995 2001 Ford VIN# 3FAFP313X1R125031 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 30, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TIMOTHY TEMPLES, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, crystal. mincey@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE FIFTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR MARION COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 42-2015-DR-000999-FK Division: Family Guillermo A. De Leon, Petitioner, And Bairon Rodriguez Ospina, Respondent. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR ADOPTION TO: Bairon Rodriguez Ospina 2349 Rio Pinar Lakes Blvd Orlando, Fl 32822 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for adoption has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on GUILLERMO DE LEON whose address is 5140 SE 30th St unit 3c Ocala, Fl 34480 on or before 03/31/16, and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 110 NW 1st Avenue, Ocala, Fl 34475 before service on Petitioner or inmediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition.The action is asking the court to decide how the following real or personal property should be divide: NONE. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Court’s office notified of your current address (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915). Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, require certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. Dated: 10/26/2015 DAVID R. ELLSPERMAN, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: M. Mack

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR, ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE ESTATE OF: CHARLES D. GREGORY, Deceased. CASE NO.: 2016-CP-488 PROBATE DIVISION NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate Charles D. Gregory, deceased, whose date of death was February 3, 2016, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED.The date of first publication of this notice is March 16, 2016. Attorney for Personal Representative: CIPPARONE & CIPPARONE, P.A., 1525 International Parkway, Suite 1071, Lake Mary, Florida 32746, Telephone: (321) 275-5914, Facsimile: (321) 275-5931, Personal Representative: /s/ Cynthia S. Gregory /s/ Paul C. Cipparone, Paul C. Cipparone, Florida Bar No.: 84084, PCipparone@cipparonepa.com. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-445 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.T. DOB: 09/23/2014, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: ASHLEY THOMPSON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Timothy Shea on April 12, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: March 30th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 8770191 #F369- Tonisha Lewis-Household #A041-William Peterson-Household furniture and goods #A029-Ruthie Williams-Household goods #B129Angie Fincannon-Household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #02137 Carla Johnson hsehold goods etc; #05077 Sabina Busjith hsehold goods,etc; #02250 Anthony Bothwell hsehold goods,etc; #02277 Sandra Cameron hsehold goods,etc;#04011 Petric Castillo hsehold goods,etc; #03022 Betuna Laplace hsehold goods,etc; #06046 Mark Tirado hsehold goods, tools,car parts’ #02265 Nekeia White hsehold goods, etc.; #06065 Keondra Murray hsehold goods,etc; #01046 Chanel Freeman queen bed/twin bed and TV stand,boxes, couch; #02115 Tricia Slavin hsehold furniture,etc 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 4452709 #886 William Van III- clothing & shoes #110 Channa Lloyd-Household Decorations #881 Ten 55 Productions Inc – Household Items #057 Anthony Taylor – Household Items #063 Leana Jones – Furniture #812 Autumn NelsonHousehold Goods #255 Treasure Ballard – Household #039 Clive Thompson – Household Furniture 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #3088-Rita woodenFurniture, Boxes#3056-Shawanda jones-Household Goods #1002-Melissa Toussaint-Household Good #4059-Lisa Dennis-Pageant Dresses and House Hold Goods #1033-Lavon Cobb-Couch, boxes and equipment #2096-Latoya Williams-Household Items, Beds and couches #4105-Betty Colson- Wall unit and boxes #3074-Maria Catoni- Household Items #4122-Delroy Woolery-Beds, tv, household items #3055-Raymond Coste-Household items #2076-Divida daniels- small clothing #2009-William Bell-Household good/Items 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #484 – Tamika Gainer – Household goods; #156 – David S Glicken – Furniture, Electronics; #733 – David S Glicken – Furniture, Electronics, Sports Equipment, Hand Tools; #367 – Edgar Brown – Furniture, Sports Equipment; #398 – Patrick Laster - Furniture 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 2068 Kirstin Reeves-household goods, 2174 Dana Brenyo-household items, 1117 Adebayo Fatila-general household goods, 4083 KL Newhouse-household goods, 1094 Monica Dennis-furniture and boxes, 3133 Derek Roberts-electronics, tv, computer, game systems, 4009 Jeffrey Pollock-kitchen items and household goods, 1141 Rudolfo SimsHousehold items, 4090 Angela Richardson-boxes and household goods, 2080 Keona Randall-furniture, 1139 Ale’sha Acosta-household goods. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #520 Artavis Williams – household goods. #1820 Carlos Santiago – bedroom sets, dining living room, electronics, household items. #2019 Valerie Placeres – furniture & household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #100-Luis V Andradehousehold items,#951-The car port specialist-home furnishings,#511A Prentiss Lakeith Johnson–household items,#401-Jonathan Acevedo-household items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road

Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 0672-Ayana Outerbridge-Household Items, 0058-Mackenzie McLean-Household Goods, 0472-Angela SingletonHousehold Goods, 0500- Ronald & Amy Schmid-Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 8181681#1414 Shirley Lipgens- Household Goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 212-5890 #1512- Eaton MarshaHousehold goods, #1456 Miller Karamie Jeanine-Household goods, #8017 Jurado Xavier-Household goods, #1499 Katherina Santana- Household goods, #4013-Lawrence Joseph- Household goods 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 4500345 #2037 Zych Stephen- Household Goods #2610 LaShana Bolden-Household Goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MARCH 25, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1306 – E.TATLISU, 1523 – J.FLORES, 1609 – S.WARD, 2104 – D.ZENON PEREZ, 2119 – S.AVERY, 2194B – C.VANCE, 2220 – K.PIERSON, 2306 –M. NEGRON, (MAGGIE) 2332 – L.ALERS, 2405 –J. SWAIN. 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1019 – V.WILLIAMS, 1053 – C.SKENES, 11005 – M.HYSON, 11206 – M.DESOTO, 11212 – P.GREGORY, 11416 – J.MELENDEZ NARANJO, 1161 – F.HERNANDEZ, 1203 – O.BERMUDEZ, 12607 – I.BADILLO, 411 – K.RESTREPO, 473 – K.SMITH, 510 –S. CARAN, 603 – K.JACKSON, 905 – L.HENRIQUEZ, 913 – T.ROMANI. 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 018 – T.QUIROS, 026 – C.JACKSON, 027 – H.WALKER, 054 – K.LEWIS, 157 – A.BALDWIN, 355 – W.FIGUEROA, 361 – M.SOTO CORTEZ, 452 –S. RAMOS, 573 – D.MEDINA, 879 – O.BENJAMIN. 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01116 – R.NARVAEZ, 04119 – M.CINTRON, 04143 –L.CARRASCO, 04428 – A.POLITANO, 05143 – M.CINTRON, 05153 – B.RODRIGUEZ, 05156 – E.DEL SOL-GOMEZ, 05163 – E.DE JESUS, 05179 – J.ANGELES, 05435 –A. MITCHELL, 05438 – M.MONCRIEFFE. 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0112 – R.CONFARE, 0208 – S.ROGERS, 1061 – L.VILLEGAS, 1063 –L. VILLEGAS, 1073 – S.TURNER, 2002 –T. BROWN, 2012 – K.PERRY, 2030 – A.CHOUKAIRE, 2037 – X.GOMEZ, 4004 –N. DOKES, 5020 – C.CENTURION, 6002 – L.MORGAN, 7029 – P.ALONSO, 7122 – G.DE VITO III, 7143 – T.LEWIS. 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 9:15 AM: 1018 – A.SEGUI, 1115 – M.PASSALACQUA, 1126 – C.BOUMAN, 1175 – C.HESLIN, 2038 – L.REYES, 2106 – G.TORRES, 2117 – N.MEDINA, 2136 – A.HEIFETZ, 2176 – J.SANTINO, 2190 – R.RABASSI, 2198 – C.CORTES, 2237 – M.CAJAS, 2251 – J.MIRANDA, 3002 – K.BARNES, 3047 – J.WINSLOW, 3058 – T.WATKINS, 3081 – JCDECAUX, 3081 – J.FUENZALIDA, 6005

– Z.WANG, 6114 – C.ACREE 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:30 AM: 0116 – A.GARY, 0125 – K.EDWARD, 0176 – J.AREIZAGA, 0180 – J.STEVENS JR, 0224 – M.ORTIZ, 0233 – I.FIGUEROA, 0253 – L.ACEVEDO, 0265 – G.MARSH, 1025 – A.VIRGINIA, 3012 – M.GONZALEZ, 3074 – D.KUHN, 6021 – A.AREIZAGA, 6023 – Y.ROMERO, 6032 – F.CAMPOS, 7002 – G.FLEMING, 7006 – C.RIVERA, 7009 – X.FALCON, 7012 – J.PUIG, 7013 – E.COTTS, 7029 – D.WARD, 7032 – B.WILLIAMS, 7034 – C.LEE, 7056 – N.DELA FUENTE, 7057 – K.DECKER, 7075 – J.WASHINGTON, 7097 – C.ROMAN, 7102 – M.DIAZ, 7105 – T.ROACH, 7106 – L.SANTIAGO, 7123 – C.CUSICCANQUI, 7125 – C.FERRELL, 7149 – D.RODRIGUEZ,8009 – E.MUNOZ,8017 – Y.ALVELO,8094 – Y.ROJAS,8095 – R.ROJAS,8097 – J.SANTOS 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 9:45 AM: A104 – J.SILVA, A108 – D.JEFFRIES, A125 – L.RIVERA, B104 – M.MATTHEWS, B115 – G.WILLIAMS, B124 – C.ROGERS, B139 – R.OSBORNE, B141 – M.VEGA, B142 – J.BARON, B145 – F.MOLE, B149 – M.WILLIAMS, B213 – S.HOGGS, B215 – F.SERRANO, B224 – A.MAYSONET, B228 – R.GRANT, C110 – M.FIGUEROA, C112 – C.NELSON, C122 – W.PIERRE, C132 – N.NIEVES, C142 – I.FIGUEROA, C145 – O.INGRAM, C156 – T.CHVIEK, C159 – N.ROBLES, C166 – E.BRENT, C183 – B.HOGAN, C189 – R.BENAVIDEZ, C196 – T.DANIELS, C211I – F.DEMPSEY, C212C – E.IZQUIERDO, C220 – K.DEAN, C223 – A.SANTIAGO 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 10:00AM: A005 – A.FERGUSON, B010 – M.PEREZ, B011 – E.JANUARY, B020 – A.ANDINO, B049 – A.COLON CRUZ, C004 – V.CLUM, C014 – Y.FALU, C015 – M.TEJADA, C016 – S.BARISONI, C027 – B.HARDY JR, C040 – E.ARGUINZONI, C054 – K.LEWIS, C067 – C.PEREZ, C069 – M.RIVERA, C072 – J.WEST, D017 – A.RIVERA, D027 – L.CONWAY, D042 – L.RAY, D049 – P.NEWPORT, D065 – L.ROSARIO, D081 – T.YANG, D082 – H.COLANGELO, D097 – J.KOLLJESKI, D101 – S.NESBITT, D134 – A.RICCO, D154 – T.MANN, D158 – C.LOPEZ, D189 – B.STANLEY, D191 – L.RODRIGUEZ, D199 – A.ARROYO, D200 – M.MARTINEZ, D207 – K.MALDONADO, D227 – S.SPRUELL, D228 – J.ASHE, E009 – J.VARGAS, E011 – F.ABREU, E057 – J.BEN AMOR, E062 – K.CANCEL, E082 – C.MCRAE.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MARCH 24, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: 0101 – G.BLANCO,0104 – P.PERDUE, 0108 – V.THOMAS, 0121 – K.FAIR, 0142 – M.GRACIA, 0211 – I.PAYNE, 0234 – J.MCDERMOTT,0305 – D.IRVING, 0311 – B.OUSLEY, 0312 – M.SANTANA, 0315 – H.BRISBANE, 0327 – C.HERNANDEZ, 0331 – B.CADE, 0333 – E.WILLIAMS, 0337 – M.WILLIAMS, 0340 – D.NIECE, 0348 – T.JONES, 0349 – C.FRASER, 0440 – S.BOYCE, 0503 – I.CRUZ MADERA, 0514 – T.BROWN, 0522 – J.SMITH, 0603 – R.JOHNSON, 0605 – F.BELL, 0607 – R.MCFIELD, 0610 – D.FLANNERY, 0618 – L.FERRER, 0624 – T.WEEKS, 0706 – A.CAMERON, 0708 – J.RAMSEY, 0713 – S.BREWER, 0733 – D.FLANNERY, 0817 – D.HARRISON, 0819 – C.LUTZENKIRCHEN, 0820 – D.PHERAI, 0829 – X.RANDALL, 0834 – G.JORDAN, 0903 – S.JACKSON, 0930 – C.COLLIE, 0986 – W.HARRISON,1003 – D.SMITHLOTT,

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H028 – F.RIVERA, H029 – D.HAYES, H032 – C.SMITH, H042 – L.CAMERON, J022 – C.LAPIERRE, J032 – T.BROWN, J049 – D.JANDIK, J057 – F.YOUNG, J085 – J.REED, J097 – R.BURTON JR, J109 – A.DEVLETIAN, J117 – G.CRUZ CUEVAS, J118 – M.DANZA, J119 – N.SONI, J122 – D.CEJA, J154 – J.MUNOZ, J155 – V.QUINTANA, J160 – S.RIVERA, J172 – J.NICOLAS, K013 – A.ALMONTE, K026 – J.ALCARAZ SANTIAGO, K057 – J.RODRIGUEZ, K081 – D.TORRES, K083 – T.REDDICK, K086 – A.KINNEY, K087 – M.CATALA, K092 – J.REDDING, K109 – M.DANZA, J152 – A. Hills, J164 – G. Escandon 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:50 AM: C149 – H.GIRALDO, C159 – G.QUILES, D149 – L.COLONHEZI, E224 - G.AGUDELO. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 9:00 AM: 0033 – R.ROSARIO, 0103 – T.HOPKINS, JR., 1138 – K.BRYANT, 1231 – J.WILSON, 1334 – K.FAYSON 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:10 AM :1108 – N.SANCHEZ, 2244 - F.CARMONA, 2259 – D.DONTFRAID, 2284 – R.MCKNIGHT,

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2285 – M.PERKINS, 2341 – T.MOORE. 5602 RALEIGH ST. – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:20 AM : 0082 – E. GRAY, 0086 – C. THOMPSON, 0124 – L. HUTCHENSON, 0130 – C. BROWN, 0193 – M. DAVIS, 0197 – K. ACEVEDO, 0221 – A. ALAO, 0231 – E. TORRE, 0258 – S. OLOWU, 0262 – E. BURNS, 0403 – A. MASON, 0405 - GALVEZ, 0413 – T. WALKER, 0436 – K. WILLIAMS, 0438 – J. DOS SANTOS, 0525 – V. COVINGTON, 0537 – L. MARTINEZ, 0560 – A. LEE, 0138 – T. COLEMAN, 0261 – K. WHITENER, 0344 – J. CHAPMAN, 900 S. KIRKMAN RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 9:30 AM : 1506 – D. ESTHER, 2114 – D. ALI, 2533 – A. WILKINS, 3210 – S. AUSTIN, 3505 – T. HANDLEY, 3533 – J. PITTMAN, 3605 – F. JACKSON, 4126 – D. ROBINSON, 4210 – Y. MARC, 4417 – A. DENT, 5113 – H. DIJANE, 6110 – C. BUSH, 6115 – B. WOOD, 7108 – K. SMITH, 1102 – D. AUSTIN, 1205 – J. WHITE, 2301 – M. JEAN-CHARLES, 3408 – M. DALTON, 4326 – J. JOHNSON,5109 – K. ELIZZA, 7116 – D. BLUNT, 7120 – L. TRUJILLO.

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Legal, Public Notices Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on April 6, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; D64 Miguel Quiles Jr $441.88, D55 Troy Garrett $684.88, U98 Joshua Lynn $271.48, C22 Tricia Wakulik $527.08, C35 Arnold Smith $553.09 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1190 Terry Byrne $617.40, 1033 Cesar Acosta $633.40, 2126 Vanessa Dempster $871.15, 1690 Hugo Passos $432.85, 2094 Barbara Barnes $487.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B003 Michael Crossman $1122.90, A082 Olenin MArtinez $379.40, C027 Jaeson Hager $614.80, E013 Kevin Bradley $347.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1537 Robert Thompson $315.20, 1136 Cheryl Kaczmarek $564.80, 2111 Jason Spink $368.40, 1411 Kevin Pray $734.75, 1240 Marcia Decker $362.35, 1166 Losonszky $504.95, 1300 Christina Lawson $479.00, 1053 Keyonna Gibson $614.80, 1415 Steve Destefano $603.80. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on Wednesday the 23rd day of March 2016, at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 The Following: Name, Unit #, Contents: 236-Luis Perez- Electronics-Kitchen supplies-Misc household items Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the,16th and 23rd day March 2016. SWORN STATEMENT AND NOTICE OF ACTION To: Jessica Mann, 3118 Red Bird Road, Apopka, Florida (Date of birth:,01/09/1990, age 25, Caucasian, blonde hair, brown eyes, 5’4 , 150lbs.) YOU ARE NOTIFIED that a hearing to Terminate Parental Rights is scheduled for May 2, 2016 at 1:45 p.m., before Judge Patricia Doherty, at the Orange County Courthouse, located at 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida, Courtroom 16-G. The minor children in question were born on is September 22, 2012 and April 6, 2010 in Orlando, Florida. I, Natalia Scott, Esquire do swear to the following: 1. An affidavit of diligent search was completed and revealed the last known address of Jessica Mann (DOB 01/09/1990) to be: 3118 Bird Road, Apopka, Florida. 2. Personal service was attempted on the above address on 2/18/16, but was unsuccessful due to the residence being abandoned with a padlock on the door. 3. No other addresses of Jessica Mann are known. s/Natalia Z. Scott, NATALIA Z. SCOTT. STATE OF FLORIDA COUNTY OF ORANGE SWORN TO or affirmed and signed before me on February 18, 2016, by NATALIA Z. SCOTT, who is personally known to me or produced a Florida Driver’s License as identification. s/Diane L. Miller NOTARY PUBLIC, STATE OF FL.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www. storagetreasures.com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 12:30 PM: 0404 JAVON CARLOS MICKENS; 0428 TOMIKA LAWANNA JOHNSON; 0531 WILLIAM MICHAEL TOMLINSON II; 0811 SHIRLEY ANN RAMSON; 0909 TIMOTHY RYAN SMITH; 0934 ANTHONY FRANCIS PICKENS; 1111 DEBRA RYAN SIMMONS; 1117 TAFFORD ALLEN UPSON; 1227 ANTOINETTE YVONNE QUEEN; 1238 CHRISTOPHER DOUGLAS DEVANE MADISON; 1323 CHRISTINA WEST BROWN; 1325 CHELSEA ELYSE NELSON; 1542 WANDA IRIS DELGADO; 1607 ANTOINETTE YVONNE QUEEN; 1628 VENETA HELSOP BROWN; 1634 SERGIO LUIS FIGUEROA; 1736 VENETA HELSOP BROWN. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM: 1014 JEANNETTE RHODES; 1086 IVETTE PUERTA; 1118 CASEY RODRIGUEZ; 2058 PAULA DENISE WILSON; 3218 IVETTE PUERTA; 3320 HOWARD HOLLIS; 4005 RACHELLE LATA ALEXANDER; 4042 RYAN TYSON GAY; 4048 TERELL LEE RHODES; 4049 JAMES ARMSTRONG; 6002 ANGEL VARGAS RIVERA; 6004 MARIA DELORES JIMENEZ; 6008 HARVEY L COLEMAN; 6013 HARVEY L COLEMAN; 6029 ROBIETTA RENEA COLBERT; 8019 DANNY/FELICIA GHIDEN; 8035 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: VALERIE MALLOCH, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 3177126-Fax, crystal.mincey@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-366 IN THE INTEREST OF: N.M. DOB: 12/30/1999, W.P. DOB: 03/28/2007, S.M. DOB: 07/18/2014 MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: WILLIAM PERRY, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on May 2, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of March, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 3177126-Fax, crystal.mincey@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MARCH 31, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 570 N US HIGHWAY 17/92 LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 8:00AM: P006 - THE VMI GROUP INC PACE AMERICAN VIN 1300, P006 – A.ANTIOHOS PACE AMERICAN VIN 1300, P007 - THE VMI GROUP INC DIAMOND CARGO VIN 1191, P007 – A.ANTIOHOS DIAMOND CARGO VIN 1191 51 SPRING VISTA DR DEBARY , FL 32713 AT 8:00AM: 00437-A.GAFFNEY HONDA GOLDWING VIN 1960, 00437A.GAFFNEY TRAILER VIN 0364 1625 STATE RD 436- WINTER PARK, FL 32792- AT 8:00 AM:E081 – H. ROBERTS JR 155 S GOLDENROD RD - ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 8:00AM:2415 – B. BOONE 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:00 AM: K129—P.VIRGIL, K135—I.BATISTA 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:00 AM: E208 – J.CANADY 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1105 – J.METTS, 1266 – R.YATIZ 1701 DYER BLVD, KISSIMMEE, FL, 34741 –AT 8:00AM: 6213 – J.CRUZADO 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 8:00 AM: 0202 – M.DOLAN, 3010 – P.NAVARRO 5602 RALEIGH ST. – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 0085 – K. SWAIN,

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LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. MARCH 2016 1. CELL PHONE W. WASHINGTON ST 2. LAPTOP 2500 BLK E. CENTRAL ST 3. LAPTOP 900 BLK W. COLONIAL DR 4. CABLE BOS/POWER CORDS 900 BLK S. OBT 5. CELL PHONES 1000 BLK S. HIAWASSEE 6. I-PAD/CELL PHONE 2500 BLK WOODGATE BV 7. GLASSES CONROY/CYPRESS WOOD 8. CELL PHONE 100 BLK S. ORANGE AV 9. LAPTOP POINT LOOKOUT RD 10. CELL PHONE W. OAKRIDGE RD 11. BIKE 3100 BLK GULFSTREAM 12. CELL PHONE CURRY FORD RD 13. BIKE 1300 BLK BRYN MAWR ST 14. RING/KEYBOARD/MOUSE/LAPTOP E. CENTRAL BV 15. BIKE LAKE BALDWIN/FOSS AV FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PURSUANT TO FS713.78,MARCH 28,2016,AT 5PM TO 7PM,AT 1900, SOUTH ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL,ORLANDO/FL,32805 WILL SELL THE VEHICLE AS IS,NO WARRANTY,NO GUARANTEES THE TITLE,TERMS CASH.SELLER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY OR ALL BIDS.2007,CHRYSLER,VIN# 1C3LC56R47N520887. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on March 27 2016 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 09 VOLKS WVWML73C79E567362 03 FORD 1FDXE45F43HA62717 08 DODGE 2B3KA43G98H196275 04 DODGE 1D7HA18N34J169215 04 MERZ WDBSK75F94F081770 04 TOYOTA JTDDR32T040179601 07 HONDA 1HGCM82797A000045.

General and Operations Managers -Prepare fin’l statemts, sales & activity rprts, & other performance data to measure productivity or goal achievemt. Id areas needing cost reduction or prog improvemt based on Magic Dvlpmt Portfolio. Inspect houses &/or bldg deliveries from Construction Co, set up houses according to dsgner guidelines, HR, sales & revenue generatn, guests & owner satisfactn. Create & implemt srvce strategies. Hire & train personnel. Prep staff wrk schedules & assign specific duties. Lead sales & revenue teams. Reqs Bach’s deg in Bus Admin or its equiv & 2yrs of relvant exp. Send resumes to Liza Haynes at liza@ magicdevelopment.com located at 121 S. Orange Ave Ste 850, Orlando, FL 32801

Director of Special Events - F/T Orlando, FL for Central Florida Broadcast, Inc. Direct special events on behalf of Spanish-language TV station; Requires 4 yrs exp. in job offered, Some domestic travel to event sites w/ in Orlando-Kissimmee area & fluency in Spanish. Mail resume to 4307 Vineland Rd, Ste. H1 & H2, Orlando, FL 32811, Attn. Mario Ragazzo.

PAID IN ADVANCE! Make $1000 A Week Mailing Brochures From Home! No Experience Required. Helping home workers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start Immediately! www.MailingHelp.com (AAN CAN)

AIRLINE CAREERS begin here – Get started by training as FAA certified Aviation Technician. Financial aid for qualified students. Job placement assistance. Call Aviation Institute of Maintenance 800-725-1563 (AAN CAN)

Personal Trainer - Roper YMCA (Winter Garden) YMCA of Central Florida 6133429 Course Director - IMK522 - New Media Marketing Full Sail University 6135545 Direct Sales - New Owner Sales Executive Hilton Grand Vacations 6135469 Property Clerk City of Orlando 6136481 Manager Landscape Architecture/Urban Design - Universal Creative Universal Orlando 6136476 EEG/Neurodiagnostic Tech PRN St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6136458 HVAC Foreman DHR Mechanical Services 6132844 Job Fair! February 27, 2016 Wet n Wild 6133426 Line Wireman Pro Image Solutions 6136545 Carpenters in Concrete Construction Ace Staffing Inc. 6136542 Maintenance Controller National Airlines 6133418 Printing Industry Customer Service Representative Central Florida Press 6136485 LICENSED Mental Health Clinician IMPOWER (Intervention Services, Inc) 6136439

Ballroom Dance instructors - Clermont and Orlando - Will Provide Full Training Program Arthur Murray 6135913

Job Fair at Fun Spot Kissimmee Tuesday 02/23/2016 Fun Spot Action Park 6136414 Electrical Superintendents Tri City Electrical Contractors, Inc. 6136411

Employment

Paralegal (Foreclosure) Clayton & McCulloh 6136030

HVAC Technician Daily Management Resorts Inc. 6133312

Construction Manager:To plan, coordinate, budget, & supervise constructn projts from dvlpmt to completion. Prep wrk timetables. Collab w/architects, engrs, & other constructns specialists. Comply w/legal rqmts, bldg & safety codes & regulatns. Respond to wrk delays, emergencies & other issues generated at the construction site. Reqs Bach’s deg in Construction Engrg or its equiv & 2yrs of exp. Please send resume to Liza Haynes at Magic Development at 121 S Orange Ave Ste 850, Orlando, FL 32801 or via email at liza@ magicdevelpment.com

Bid Coordinator DHR Mechanical Services 6136543

Sterile Processing Tech Orlando Health 6136177

Housekeeping Supervisor - Orlando World Center Marriott (16000614) Marriott International 6136483

Chiller Mechanic/Commercial AC Caribe Royale Orlando 6132807

Colamco, Inc. (Altamonte Springs, FL) seeks Computer Programmer to dvlop/dsign interface, front pages/tools to navigate company internal/external websites. Set code standards & lead code reviews. Dsign,code, test, debug & implement new web, windows & mobile apps. Monitor/maintain application security/integrity. Reqs MS in Comp Sci. Mail res to HR, 224 W. Central Parkway, Ste. 1006, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714

Registered Nurse Lutheran Haven Inc 6133089 Laboratory Techinician Silver Springs Citrus, Inc. 6136404 Projects Controls Specialist Greater Orlando Aviation Authority 6136028 API Distribution Specialist Hotelbeds 6136024

Branch Manager - Ocala Harbor Community Bank 6136026 Suppliers Integrations Yield Manager Hotelbeds 6136025 Store Leader Full Sail University 6135544 Inventory Control Specialist City of Casselberry 6136479


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