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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Haley Cannon, Luis Vazquez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

Moral combat So you have to have a three-day wait period to get your marriage certificate done, but a 24-hour wait period for an abortion is outrageous (“Florida Legislature passes 24-hour wait period for abortions,” April 29)? Really? Calm down. Tiffany Johnston, via orlandoweekly.com We used to have one of the lowest infant-mortality rates in the developed world. Not anymore, thanks to sociopathic Republican assholes. We now have a higher infant-mortality rate than every single other wealthy, developed country. We’re 34th now – 33 other countries are doing better at having live, healthy births and healthy mothers than America, again, thanks to Republicans. And it isn’t the entire United States that has skyrocketing infant mortality rates – it’s the states controlled by Republicans who have shut down women’s health clinics, slashed funding for health care for pregnant women, and taken away what limited health care millions of American women had. As a result of Republicans being sociopathic assholes, in the states they control infant mortality rates have skyrocketed since Republicans started their war on women, and now, more women and babies are dying in Republican-run states than in other states, enough more to skew the entire nation’s infant mortality rate. Greece and Slovakia do better than Republican-run states are doing. All of Europe is doing better than Republicanrun states are doing – and, if Republicans get to pass more of their anti-abortion, anti-women laws, more women will die. Republicans are deadly to women and babies – and don’t bother pretending that you have any moral high ground because you play at being anti-abortion. You don’t. I don’t care how you choose to rationalize it, no, we won’t “calm down” while fascist assholes keep chipping away at women’s rights. Keep your laws, your politics and your religion off my body. Roooth, via orlandoweekly.com

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news & features 7 Happytown Republicans in the Florida House take their ball and go home; Grooveshark bites it

8 This Modern World 11 Ice palace

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film 38 Opening in Orlando Movies opening this week: Before I Wake, The D Train and Hot Pursuit

How a handful of St. Augustine residents turned a dilapidated old ice plant into a successful craft distillery and eatery

38 Film Listings

19 Hitting the sauce

39 Hot movies

Local bartenders incorporate the kitchen into their cocktails

20 Inspect your gadgets Tools and potions for home bar tinkering

National Advertising: Voice Media Group 1-888-278-9866, voicemediagroup.com

33 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Ten summer blockbusters you don’t want to miss

music 41 Good trip lollipop

This is not your mother’s Franzia

L.A. singer-songwriter Jenny Lewis returns to Orlando energized by The Voyager’s success

24 Drinken de Deutsch

41 Picks This Week

German ales: the unsung heroes of summer drinking

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

23 Drink pink

27 Put it on your tab

43 This Little Underground

Drink to this – 5 drunk films to boost your spirits on Netflix

Tyler, the Creator, seizes the crowd’s imagination at the Plaza Live; Eddie Spaghetti of Supersuckers gives an intimate performance at Backbooth

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44 Selections

Sea Life Aquarium, Madame Tussauds and the Orlando Eye open in the heart of I-Drive

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47 Down the Road

31 Drug habit

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Speakeasy-style restaurant in Dr. Phillips makes addicts out of diners

31 Tip Jar An update on Maddey’s Craft and Cru location, Divas Dinner Theatre closes, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

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“Cooperation and collaboration between the chambers should not require a court order. My colleagues and I look forward to returning to Tallahassee in short order to complete the work we were elected to do.” – Senate President Andy Gardiner, D-Orlando Special needs programs: Bills were presented to help people with special needs get into college and get access to jobs, but the Last week, the Florida House of House left without voting on them. This looks Representatives decided Tuesday was Friday like a big F-you to Senate President Andy and went home from session in Tallahassee Gardiner, R-Orlando, since these were his spethree days early. Rep. Steve Crisafulli, cial projects. But since he’s now apparently R-Merritt Island, sent a bizarre message to Crisafulli’s nemesis, the House spitefully left House members when those issues – and those he dismissed them: “We Floridians – in the dust. didn’t get everything we Medical marijuana: wanted, and we won’t get The House left town witheverything we hoped for,” out taking action on this Number of days the state he said, “but we have done matter. So once again, the Legislature is officially in all that we can do for this state has no plan to get session session.” low-THC cannabis prodAnd so at 1:15 p.m., with ucts to people who need plenty of things left on the them, such as kids suffertable to consider, the House walked out on the ing from severe epilepsy. job. They called it adjournment “sine die,” but Ride-sharing: This issue was also still in it pretty much looked like abandonment to us limbo when the House skipped out. – particularly since they left a bunch of imporMedicaid expansion: And here’s where tant issues with no resolution. For instance: things get really infuriating. Right about the Funding for stadiums, time when the Senate was including the Orlando just getting warmed up, City Soccer stadium: trying to find an acceptable The House never bothered way to expand and reform to make headway on the Medicaid so the state can Approximate base salary for a topic this session, and the make sure it doesn’t lose member of the Florida House last reference to it on the federal funding it needs to Senate’s calendar was April make budget, the House 29. Consider it dead for threw in the towel. this session. Because the House doesn’t Prison reform: Not happening this year want to expand Medicaid, nor does it want the because the House wanted to make changes Senate to present a reasonable solution that to the Senate’s reform package, but the Senate would make it feasible in Florida. Crisafulli rejected them. Rather than work through it, the basically said as much in an op-ed published House walked out. recently in the Tampa Bay Times, in which

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he said the Senate had “partnered with” the Obama administration “to demand Medicaid expansion.” What looks like some kind of Obama administration collusion to Crisafulli looks like an attempt to head off potentially huge problems to us. Because if the state does not find some way to plug in the $1.3 billion funding gap that’s going to be left open when the Low Income Pool program expires in June (and which the Scott administration stubbornly and foolhardily included in its budget, despite knowing that the program would expire this year), not only will we have continued to leave hundreds of thousands of Floridians with no access to healthcare – we’ll also see reductions in funding in other areas to make up for that money missing from the budget. Which, it seems, is preferable to sticking around Tallahassee for a few more days to hammer out a plan, which could possibly mean having to compromise. When you’re playing by Crisafulli’s rules, if you can’t get your way, take your ball and go home. And just when you think things can’t get any more childish than that, there’s this: Last week, 13 Senate Democrats filed a suit against the House to force its members back into session. Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fort Walton, sent a message out on Twitter about the suit, stating that it “reads like it was researched and drafted by Sen. Joyner and spell-checked by Sen. orlandoweekly.com

Bullard,” referring to two African-American members of the Senate’s Democratic caucus, Sen. Arthenia Joyner and Sen. Dwight Bullard. People immediately called foul for the tweet’s racial overtones. “His words are the kind I have fought against my entire life,” Joyner said in a statement released on May 1, “the relic of days through which I lived and hope never to live through again.” For the record, the state Supreme Court sided with the Senate Democrats and declared the House walkout unconstitutional. But it also said there wasn’t much to be done about it – since session was practically over by the time the court made the ruling, it didn’t see much point in forcing the House to return. So it didn’t. Another odd little tidbit about the House’s walkout: According to the Tampa Bay Times, nobody in the House thought about what would happen to the pages who work as messengers for legislators during session. About a dozen pages, all high-school and middle-school kids, were left high and dry when the legislators adjourned without giving them a second thought. “I know you thought you’d be here all week,” the Tampa Bay Times quoted a House staffer as telling the students. “But you need to call your parents and have them come pick you up.” CONTINUED ON PAGE 8 ●

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“As part of a settlement agreement with the major record companies, we have agreed to cease operations immediately, wipe clean all of the record companies’ copyrighted works and hand over ownership of the website, our mobile apps and intellectual property, including our patents and copyrights.” CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7

Last year, a judge ruled against Grooveshark, opening the company and its ownership, Escape Media Group, up to massive monetary damages – more than $700 million, by some estimates. But instead of holding its own and insisting that it never did anything wrong – which used to be Grooveshark’s primary legal strategy – it capitulated last week, agreeing to shut down for good and issue a public apology acknowledging that the record companies were right all along and that the only thing slimier than a record company executive was a Grooveshark one. “Despite the best of intentions, we made very serious mistakes,” the apology letter uploaded to Grooveshark.com reads. “We failed to secure licenses from rights holders for the vast amount of music on the service. That was wrong. We apologize. Without reservations.” The letter goes on to note that as part of the legal agreement with the record companies, Grooveshark would hand over ownership of its website, mobile apps, intellectual property rights and patents. Karma’s a bitch.

Groove sting Remember that Gainesville-based free music-sharing service called Grooveshark? It’s been so long since we’ve heard about it or used it that we sort of just assumed it went out of business a while ago. But an April 30 post on the Grooveshark website letting users know that it was closing down clued us in that, surprisingly, it’s been active all of this time. Grooveshark gained notoriety a few years ago for its complete disregard for copyright laws. It was accused of uploading thousands of songs to its database that it did not have permission to distribute. Unlike some other music- and file-sharing services, it also stubbornly refused to remove said songs from its servers even after artists and record companies threatened to sue. And, eventually, the suits did come. Universal Music Group, Sony Music and Warner Music all came down on Grooveshark with claims that it infringed on copyrights as a policy and encouraged employees to upload songs to its streaming service, which once boasted as many as 35 million users.

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and the challenge it presented – pink paint, modern carpet, acoustic ceiling tiles, vintage equipment either disassembled or entirely covered up – were too appealing to ignore. Originally built as a power plant in 1905, the ice plant building was expanded in 1917 into the first Florida facility to generate commercial block ice. That business boomed alongside St. Augustine’s shrimping and fishing industries, so in 1926, the newly formed Florida Power & Light conglomerate purchased the complex and expanded again, increasing ice-making capacity from 65 to 125 tons. Four massive “cans” or “trays” set in the floor of the newly built two-story side of the building froze 325-pound blocks of pure, clean ice that were then transferred via overhead bridge crane to rail cars, boats and trucks out back – or broken up into smaller quantities and sold to residents out front. At its pinnacle, the U.S. ice trade accounted for 4,800 plants, 100,000 employees and 40 million tons of ice; in World Wars I and II, ice plant employees were even exempt from the draft. But by the 1950s, with a refrigerator and freezer in nearly every American home, the ice industry collapsed and FPL offloaded the now-cumbersome ice plant to a former employee for just $1 while retaining ownership of the land surrounding it. After decades of disuse, local company Mega Systems took over the ice plant in the 1990s, manufacturing movie projectors in the cavernous space. But they covered most of the building’s original features with drywall and carpet, installed drop ceilings and fluorescent lights, and even boarded up the soaring two-story steel windows to create a “blackout” room for testing. Uninterested in sinking millions into the building’s renovation, they left the rest of it to slowly rot. The distillery group secured a lease for the ice plant building at the end of 2011, but while performing due diligence, they discovered what Dettra calls that “depressing and shocking” interior. That was only the tip of the challenging iceberg, though; for 18 months, McDaniel led negotiations with FPL over parking and other property rights; spent months explaining the distillery’s vision to the neighborhood’s residents; and enlisted St. Augustine officials to help grant code enforcement variances and Historical Architectural Review Board approvals. Basic utility services even had to be restored to the building. McDaniel says their hook was bringing history back to life by presenting a

Ice palace how a handful of st. Augustine residents turned a dilapidated old ice plant into a successful craft distillery and eatery By Nick McGreGor

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espite the pains it has taken to preserve its colonial past, the city of St. Augustine has notoriously neglected whole swaths of its more recent history. Nowhere is that more evident than in the 15,000-square-foot ice plant building on Riberia Street. A stately concrete structure built between 1905 and 1926, after a half-century in business, the ice plant went from being a critical part of St. Augustine’s infrastructure to a disused afterthought on the western edge of a neglected neighborhood. In 2010, four locals – retired businessmen Philip McDaniel and Mike Diaz, Café Eleven founder and former St. Augustine Amphitheatre general manager Ryan Dettra, and The Floridian restaurant cofounder Patricia McLemore – set out to

change that. They poured three years, nearly $3 million and immeasurable effort into their dream of turning the former ice plant into a historically specific, financially sound business venture. Today, a wildly popular distillery and bar/restaurant occupies the space, which sat empty or sorely underutilized for nearly 60 years. It took a long time for the ice plant to turn into a viable business venture, though. What it required was a leap of faith that craft distilling, a small but growing offshoot of the booming craft-brewery business, could take hold in this part of Florida. Artisanal, locally sourced spirits were huge in hipster havens like Denver, Portland, Seattle and Brooklyn, where the group visited distilleries, attended conferences and sampled spirits. But translating

that to a relatively small market on the coast of Florida would prove difficult – even if our salty and humid climate is ideal for the aging and distilling process. “We’ve been programmed to take whiskey, add Coke, and if you really want to go over the top, squeeze a little lime on top,” McDaniel says. “People think that’s a great drink. Well, that worked up until about five years ago. We recognized that the craft cocktail thing was happening all over the country – and that it could happen here, too.” The former ice plant, which hadn’t been used for much of anything since being decommissioned and sold in the 1950s, was the perfect choice for the endeavor. Its roots in manufacturing, its inclusion on the National Register of Historic Places, orlandoweekly.com

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genuine experience to tourists suffused with a local’s sense of pride. “We’re longtime locals,” he adds. “Once the city, the neighborhood and FPL saw that we weren’t just out-of-town investors trying to fleece a quick buck, everyone lined up to help us out.” Obstacles still arose, though. Due to Florida laws governing the production, distribution and sales of spirits, the St. Augustine Distillery and the Ice Plant Bar had to be established as separate business entities. In 2012, McDaniel and Diaz purchased the southern half of the building for $437,500; McLemore, joined by her parents and Dettra’s parents, bought the northern half for $450,000. McLemore was one of Dettra’s longest-tenured employees at Café Eleven, and her experience co-founding and running popular restaurant the Floridian made her a perfect candidate to add sustainably sourced, locally focused food to the mix. The Ice Plant Bar opened in September 12

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2013, while the more extensive engineering work required on the distillery pushed its opening date to March 2014. But today, both sides of the property deliver a coherent trip back in time. In the distillery, visitors punch an antique time clock to begin their tour before entering a museum containing a 2.5-ton cast-iron sugar mill from 1883, a copper still from the 1890s, an ammonia compressor from the 1940s and other carefully curated relics of Florida’s ice-making, distilling and agricultural history. In the Ice Plant Bar, mosaic floor tiles front the electrical cage and a wooden staircase leads to low-slung tables and the elegantly lit bar and restaurant. Vintage ice tongs, lights, signs and other decorations dot the walls; every detail down to the menu and serving glasses is exquisite, and the bartenders even rock suspenders to complete the old-school aesthetic. All of it is meant to appeal to enthusiasts hungry for an authentic and immersive CONTINUED ON PaGe 15

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At the Ice Plant Bar, a nearly $10,000 Clinebell ice machine churns out two dense, pure 300-pound blocks every 52 hours, which are carved up into spheres and long rocks. A Kold-Draft machine produces solid, slow-melting cubed ice, while a Scotsman machine makes nugget ice intended to dilute drinks quickly. Florida agriculture is also treated with craft importance. The distillery’s gin and vodka, for sale since March 2014 and now available in ABC Fine Wine & Spirits stores, bars and restaurants in Orlando, rely on citrus from the Rogers family in Indian River County, who’ve grown grapefruit since 1928. Wells Brothers Farm in northern St. Johns County supplied the non-GMO corn and wheat for the first batch of bourbon, currently aging in single-wood, single-char barrels, with a tentative release date of 2017. The crew collected rare heirloom sugarcane strains from Marianna farmer and Southern Syrup Makers Association president Richard Harrison, convincing KYV Farm owner Francisco Arroyo of Hastings to populate 40 empty acres of his land with it. The first cane harvest in December 2013 yielded three acres, which tripled

experience. “This whole project was a giant puzzle determined by the path the renovation of the building took,” Dettra says. “But it was worth it from an experiential marketing standpoint. We want visitors to have their first experience be the building and its heritage, not something fabricated. We could have built something new and tried to make it look old, but it wouldn’t have had the same feel. You can’t reproduce history.” “What’s so impressive about this project is how it still looks like an ice plant,” says Elli Morris, whose 2008 book Cooling the South detailed the ice industry’s golden age. “There’s maybe one other plant in the South that has retained so much of its character. And it’s the only one I know of where they’re actually manufacturing something again.” Even the new distilling and ice-making machinery inside the St. Augustine Distillery space evokes an artisanal ethos. Vendome Copper & Brass Works, one of the last companies left manufacturing copper stills in the United States, custom built the 750-gallon and 500-gallon beauties, along with a smaller botanical still.

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after the second one in December 2014. Later this year, the distillery hopes to have enough fresh-pressed cane juice to produce clear, agricole-style rum. “That’s never been done before in Florida,” McDaniel says. “And it’s certainly never been done with historically significant sugarcane anywhere in the country.” Via his role as president of the Florida Craft Distillers Guild, McDaniel also influenced the Florida Legislature, lobbying lawmakers to loosen a Prohibition-era law preventing distilleries from directly selling their spirits. In 2013, Gov. Rick Scott signed HB 347, which allows individuals to buy two bottles per year from the manufacturer. That was a major win for the St. Augustine Distillery, and this year, a new bill passed in the Legislature allows people to purchase up to two bottles of each type of liquor distilled by a manufacturer. The distillery also encourages participating farmers to recycle used grains back onto their land, and it has one of the only zero-waste water reclamation distilling systems in the country. “The growth potential in this industry is immense,” Dettra says. “But we’re trying to grow in a responsible way.” Naturally, the accolades for such growth piled up. National lifestyle publications like Garden & Gun and Southern Living added the Ice Plant Bar to their 2013 best-of lists, and the distillery’s St. Augustine Vodka won a Double-Gold medal in TheFiftyBest. com’s 2014 Best Domestic Vodka awards, while its New World Gin was awarded a gold medal at the 2015 American Craft Spirits Association Competition. But the top honors have come from the city and the state. In 2013, St. Augustine bestowed one of two inaugural Adelaide Sanchez Awards on the distillery and Ice Plant Bar, followed a week later by the highest award at the Florida Trust for Historical Preservation’s 36th Annual Preservation Conference. “Hopefully these awards, which provide an incentive to prevent buildings from being knocked down, can serve as a model for what a for-profit business can achieve in terms of historic preservation,” Dettra says. With near-universal praise from out-oftown aficionados and eager local clientele, anyone who’s endured a two-hour wait to be seated at the Ice Plant Bar on a weekend night — and then forgotten about it upon taking that first smooth sip of a Florida Mule or St. George Sour — recognizes the appeal of imbibing in such fascinating confines. feedback@orlandoweekly.com 16

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Homegrown: Other Florida distilleries Florida Farm Distillers Umatilla palmridgereserve.com

This microdistillery located on a cattle farm in Umatilla produces the award-winning Palm Ridge Reserve Whiskey and Palm Ridge Rye. The distillery is truly a small-batch brewing operation, releasing just 500 cases of their product per year.

Flagler Spirits Palm Coast flaglerspirits.com

Independent distillery that produces Flagler Lightning moonshine, vodka and rum fermented from molasses.

Winter Park Distilling Company Winter Park wpdistilling.com

The Orlando area’s first artisanal distillery, Winter Park Distilling Company produces rum, vodka and two kinds of corn whiskey.

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Hitting the sauce Local bartenders incorporate the kitchen into their cocktails By Je ssica Bryce you n g

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ocktails almost always contain something edible – if you’re willing to gnaw on a lemon wedge, that is. Or you could be that “dirty martini with 12 olives, please” girl. But we’re not talking about the obvious territory of the garnish here. The boundaries between mixology and mise en place have blurred as local bartenders mix kitchen-crafted ingredients into the cocktails they serve, or even fuse savory flavors with spirits. Farm-to-table goes farm-to-glass with the addition of fruit-based syrups, shrubs, jams and marmalades, or even vegetable juices and purees. Cask & Larder’s Lady Marmalade incorporates lemon-dill marmalade with rum, port and a cardamom amaro, and Aku Aku Tiki Bar uses a house-made blackberry-habañero syrup in their popular Tigerfucker cocktail. (Hey, we didn’t name it.) The drinking vinegars known as shrubs haven’t been this popular since Colonial days, though they likely weren’t being paired with craft-distilled gins and whiskeys back then. Most craft cocktail bars around Orlando have at least one shrub-based cocktail, ranging from traditional tastes like strawberry to further-afield flavors like rosemarypineapple, lavender-blueberry, or even beets, carrots or celery. And speaking of vegetables, a few bars are placing them front and center in their drinks, not relegating them to a supporting role: Try the celery coulis-based Stalker at Artisan’s Table, or the Beet Not-feratu at the Pharmacy in Dr. Phillips. It looks like a glass of Tru Blood (hence the Nosferatu pun), but is actually a

sweet, earthy cocktail that would be brunch-perfect as an unusual alternative to the mimosa. The Pharmacy is leading the way in belief-straining savory cocktails locally – besides their roasted beet concoction, they offer a punch that includes clarified milk (a traditional punch ingredient, but still, one that sounds odd until you taste it) and a tincture of prosciutto di Parma. Chef Tyler Brassil is even working on a foie gras-based drink, for those who want a little iron in their spirits. As far as meaty drinks go, a can’t-miss is the Ravenous Pig’s bacon OldFashioned, built with bacon-infused Old Forester bourbon. It doesn’t get much more savory than that. On the sweeter side, Soco offers a summer sipper of watermeloninfused vodka, heated up with ginger and dusted with crushed pink peppercorns (pictured here). And Capa at the Four Seasons serves a foamy, fruity pink drink called the Get Her to the Greek – because Greek yogurt is key to the rich texture. If you’d like to try your hand at creating a culinary cocktail of your own, pick up Savory Cocktails: Sour Spicy Herbal Umami Bitter Smoky Rich Strong by Greg Henry, a pick in our 2013 cookbook gift guide that has held up well. There’s no reason your gastronomic prowess should be confined to the kitchen. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Inspect your gadgets Tools and potions for home-bar tinkering By Jessica B ryc e you n g

Barrel-aged cocktails are all the rage, but short of getting your hands on an actual whiskey barrel, how to re-create that rounded, smoky taste at home? Easy. Tuthilltown Spirits – distiller of the very fine Hudson whiskey family, as well as a few other craft spirits – sells a cocktail aging Kit that makes it easy-peasy. A jar, a cork and a charred oak barrel stave are all you need to mellow out your Manhattan to Don Draper levels of smoothness. ($12.50, store.tuthilltown.com)

Plenty of cocktails have bubbles built in — gin and tonic, Campari and soda – but what if your stronger drinks could share in the fizzy fun? With the right equipment, even an Old Fashioned or a Negroni can tickle your nose. Unlike the SodaStream, which insists you only carbonate water, the Bonne o says it’s able to carbonate any liquid, even liquor. ($149.99, bonneo.com)

And speaking of bubbles, people who need every little thing to be just so will be thrilled to realize that, with Jack rudy’s small Batch Tonic, they can create the mixer of their own perfect dreams. You choose the fizzy water – big volcanic bubbles, like Gerolsteiner, or tiny foamy bubbles, like Pellegrino – and you choose the level of bitterness with how much of the dark-brown quinine concentrate you mix in. Did someone say control issues? ($16, jackrudycocktailco.com)

TSA restrictions on liquids carried onto planes have, among other things, doomed travelers to long stretches in the air without access to civilized drinking. Online cocktail mag Punch and W&P Design teamed up to create the carry on cocktail Kit to stave off that very problem – the tiny tin is stocked with everything you need to mix two perfect Old Fashioneds at cruising altitude, from bitters to muddler, right down to a linen napkin. All you need do is procure a mini whiskey (or two) from the drinks cart. Bottoms way, way up! ($24, carryoncocktailkit.com)

It’s not good to drink on your anger, but with Crate & Barrel’s ice crushing Mallet and Bag, you can work out some aggression before you start mixing that drink. And giant ice is great if you’re sipping a fine whiskey, but sometimes you need a nice mojito or mint julep, and cracked ice is required. The canvas bag soaks up any watery mess, and the heavy mallet does a lot of the work for you. ($29.95, crateandbarrel.com)

Let the ’60s and ’70s spirit suffuse your drinks station. Vintage liquor ads are inexpensive decor that’s easy to procure on eBay or at Etsy shops like AdVintageCom, SaffronFields, RetroReveries and many more. A cheap IKEA frame is all you need to let that mildly racy, probably politically incorrect Madison Avenue magic sing. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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Drink pink this is not your mother’s Franzia By Erin Sulliva n a n d JESSica BrycE you n g

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espite its unfortunate resemblance to cheap pink boxed wine once it’s in the glass, rosé is actually a respectable wine genre – even trendy among serious oenophiles at the moment. Not only that, it’s the perfect summer wine: crisp, dry, (usually) inexpensive and perfect with barbecue. Rosé is made by macerating red wine grapes with their skins for a few days before the skins are strained out – just like reds, but less exposure time with the grapeskin means less color and less tannins. If you like a drier wine, look for French vintners (from Provence, the Rhône Valley or the Loire Valley), which tend toward a minerally/citrus vibe. Spanish rosés are also deeper and drier – try a rioja rosé. Californian rosés are often more fruit-forward. There are roughly a bajillion rosés out there, and we’ve got a few recommends for you. But just steer clear of cutesy names and look for French or Spanish vineyards, and you should do fine.

Sofia Rosé, Francis Ford Coppola Winery ($13.99): If you’re new to drinking rosé, or if you’re not a huge fan of dry wines, Sofia is a good place to start. Unlike a lot of rosé wines, its deep pink color is actually pretty representative of how this wine tastes: light, fruity and crisp, with a lot of strawberry overtones, as well as a little bit of citrus. You won’t get anything bold or surprising out of this wine, but it’s easy to drink, pleasant and fairly inexpensive – particularly if you buy it at Costco, where it was recently spotted for just $9.99 a bottle.

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Domaine des Carteresses Tavel Rosé ($15.99): This French rosé comes from a region of France (Tavel) that only produces rosés, and its wines are known for being full-bodied, complex and dry. This bottle, in particular, was a perfectly balanced dry wine with just enough fruity aroma and flavor to differentiate itself as a rosé, but not so much to thrust it into sweet territory. If you like your wine on the dry side (this is very dry, for a pink wine), get tired of the same old Chardonnays and pinot grigios but don’t want the heaviness of a red, you’ll find this bottle pleasing. It’ll be in heavy rotation for us this summer.

Best: Whispering Angel, Château d’Esclans ($31): You really don’t need to spend this much on a rosé. But once you taste the Angel (which describes itself on its Facebook page as “more than a wine … a life experience”), you’ll be willing to spend it on this pale salmon-pink Provençal beauty, with a strawberry aroma, a mineral palate and a surprisingly full body. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Drinken de Deutsch German ales: the unsung heroes of summer drinking By Te e g e B r au n e

ermany and fun in the sun are not usually associated with one another. Nevertheless, anyone who’s brought a six-pack of light lager or wheat beer to the beach has enjoyed the influence of Germany’s long and celebrated brewing tradition, albeit indirectly. With some notable exceptions, German beers tend toward the refreshing varieties perfect for sweltering Central Florida summers. Here are a few that swerve from the beaten path, sure to wow your beach bum drinking buddies when they’re cracking open the same old pilsners.

Kölsch

While technically an ale, the kölsch incorporates aspects of lager brewing to create a dry, hay-colored beverage effervescent and refreshing enough to fool even the experts. The differences are most pronounced in the finish, wherein the kölsch tones down the lager’s natural bitterness, leaving the palate with the doughy flavor of good, yeasty bread. Reissdorf and Freigeist Ottekolong represent the crème of this wonderful beer while its inven24

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tor, Sünner Brewery, has recently released their original kölsch to the Central Florida market for the first time. Although an authentic kölsch must be brewed in Cologne, Germany, JDub’s Poolside from Sarasota is as authentic a reproduction as you could hope to find this side of the pond. Just think of the name as instructions for drinking.

Berliner Weisse

This bright, lemony ale has a low ABV and light, refreshing palatability that make it perfect for bouts of daylong, sun-soaked drinking. A welcomed alternative to the more familiar spicy, semisweet wheat beers that have skyrocketed in popularity since the beginning of the 21st century, the flavor of the Berliner weisse can range from delicately tart to pucker-your-face sour. While such a description might intimidate the craft novice, a couple of sips is all it takes to adjust to the acidity and cool down with this delightful brew. Bayerischer Bahnhof and 1809 top the list of Berliner weisses exported from the homeland as the Evil Twin Nomader Weisse from Brooklyn and Orlando’s own

Redlight Cimarrones take this incredible beer to new heights.

Gose

Gose is the odd duck of German beers. The redheaded stepchild of the Berliner weisse, this tart, cloudy ale is brewed with salt and coriander to create a truly unique but shockingly refreshing drinking experience. This ancient and once-popular beer completely disappeared when it fell out of fashion and its sole producer passed away in 1966. Fortunately, his secret recipe was uncovered a couple decades later, and the gose’s revival has grown slowly ever since. Recently, certain esoteric corners of the American craft beer movement have taken an interest in the style. While the authentic Ritterguts and Bayerischer Bahnhof Original Leipziger Gose are perfect for those balmy Florida nights, stateside twists on the unusual elixir include Anderson Valley Highway 128 Blood Orange Gose out of California and 7venth Sun’s Or It Gets the Gose Again from Dunedin, brewed with cucumbers and truffle or sea salt, depending on availability. Be warned: Both of these beers are elusive and much sought after, so if you find a tapped keg or a few cans tucked away in the back of your favorite beer depot, my advice is to consume all you can as quickly as possible, but you know, please, like, drink responsibly, or whatever. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Put it on your tab Drink to this – 5 drunk films to boost your spirits on Netflix By Ashley BelA n g er

hile we’d never dis the scenic Eden Bar at the Enzian, there’s something extra appealing about the numbness that can be achieved at home on the couch watching a movie that’s drinking for the same reasons you are. Whether it’s a nip for courage, a sip to celebrate or just a shit-faced rip, Netflix (which knows a thing or two about bingeing) pairs well with any spirits you’re in. Here are five drinking movies streaming now that are worth raising a glass to.

The Master

The Big Lebowski

Mommie Dearest

The slurring cult stoner hero portrayed by Jeff Bridges rarely lets his White Russian leave his hand (although it frequently sloshes on the floor and sticks to his facial fur, a most uncouth milk mustache). Drinking too much is only a problem if you acknowledge that problems exist, right?

The Legend of Drunken Master

Watch Jackie Chan double-fist whatever drink he can get his kung-fu quick hands on in a classic action-comedy that turns drunk stumbling into a martial art. While the fighting style (Zui quan or “drunken boxing”) is real, Chan’s literal chugging adds comedy and teases fellow lushes by exemplifying the mythical strength every drinker hopes to find at the bottom of the bottle.

Turns out you don’t have to portray a significant handicap to win an Oscar – you just have to be a highly functioning drunk. In this disturbing P.T. Anderson drama, Joaquin Phoenix’s alcoholic World War II vet, Freddie Quell, endures his own swells while bootlegging homebrew aboard the cultish yacht that steers moonshine-addict (played by Philip Seymour Hoffman) Lancaster Dodd’s “Cause.” Both drunks won (Oscars) in the end. Take a couple more swigs before starting this scarring Joan Crawford (played by Faye Dunaway) biographical drama that has the potential to be hysterical if you skew your senses right. The extreme scenes see Dunaway as an abusive mother swigging vodka, the grease to her manic engine that’s fueled by over-the-top Hulk fury most often induced by mundane or minor setbacks. RIYL: Overreacting when you’ve had a few.

Swingers Swingers made cocktails cool before the craft revival, following a stellar cast of single dudes through round after round downed in a hip Hollywood setting. RIYL: Drinking buddies, and comedies that remain conscious so you don’t have to. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Merlin’s marvels: Sea Life Aquarium, Madame Tussauds and the Orlando Eye open in the heart of I-Drive After years of planning, months of construction and a week of media previews, Merlin Entertainment’s three new attractions at the heart of I-Drive 360 finally opened to the public on Monday, May 4. They’re the world’s No. 2 theme park company, but does Merlin’s ambitious effort to redefine International Drive have what it takes to lure a critical mass of tourists away from the major parks? Three days of exploring the new complex revealed that the answer is a definite “maybe?”. I began by diving into Sea Life Aquarium, the first Floridian outpost in a chain that stretches across America, Europe and Australia. The walk-through starts with a souvenir photo (a common theme at all three attractions) followed by an animated preshow projected on a domed ceiling; unfortunately, poor acoustics and thick accents make it mostly unintelligible. The aquarium itself represents regions from around the world, with the Atlantic Ocean tank alone holding 192,000 gallons of saltwater. Guest pathways wind through

underwater caves, ancient shipwrecks and sunken cities. At numerous points, indentations or overhangs built into the aquariums allow intimate fish-eye views (if you’re able to crouch down), while touchscreens and trivia stations provide an element of educational interactivity. The highlight of Sea Life is a 360-degree underwater tunnel, where I watched giddy grown-ups go down on all fours to get a better view of the sharks swimming underfoot. After that, the touch-tank finale feels anti-climactic; the spiny sea urchins and starfish are unpleasant to pet, while the stingrays (popular in other aquariums’ touch tanks) are kept out of reach. Scenic theming is well-executed, with some nice faux rock-work and lighting effects, resembling a less elaborate version of Shark Reef at Las Vegas’s Mandalay Bay, though unfinished ceilings and flat wall graphics indicate it isn’t quite Disney quality. If you want something slightly more in-depth than Epcot’s Living Seas, but are uncomfortable with attending SeaWorld, Sea Life is a mammal-free way to kill 30 minutes. Next up was Orlando’s first franchise of the world-famous Madame Tussauds wax museum. Static celebrity simulations haven’t grown stale in more than 200 years, and now you can not only look at but also fondle the faux famous folks. The

“museum” begins with a nod to Florida’s past, featuring Juan Ponce de León, then proceeds through a grab-bag of historical greats, from Lincoln and MLK to Warhol and Einstein. Many of these icons appear at other Tussauds locations, but there is an exclusive Walt Disney figure, who was sculpted, strangely, with Nicolas Cage-style crazy eyes. After a gallery giving background on the wax museum’s origins (accompanied by yet another inaudible expository video), the exhibit abandons history for a hit parade of pop culture celebs. If you’ve ever wanted to see Shaq’s armpit hair or Miley Cyrus’ ear tattoos from a millimeter away, here’s your chance. Interactive touchscreens and informational plaques abound, but the real appeal is snapping selfies with stars who would sic security on you in the real world. Orlando’s Tussauds isn’t as cramped as other outposts, with plenty of breathing room between figures, but the sets are mostly simple printed backdrops, and misfocused lights leave some stars in shadow. Orlando’s Tussauds also has no haunted dungeon or 4-D film like other locations, leaving the “Hollywood A-List Party” room to serve as a somewhat lackluster finale. Still, I ended up enjoying this Tussauds more than its sister attraction at Vegas’ Venetian, though not as much as the one on NYC’s 42nd Street. After those two attractions, the Orlando Eye observation wheel seemed more like an afterthought than the headliner it’s supposed to be. Before your ride, there’s a standing-room-only 3-D preshow (accompanied by the obligatory water sprays and scents) featuring Central Florida sights like Lake Eola, Gatorland and even Diagon Alley; some of the footage is sharp, but other suffers from shoddy stereo conversion. The ride itself takes under 20 minutes, with only about half that spent near the apex of the 400-foot wheel. From the top, I could make out Spaceship Earth and Hogwarts Castle, but the view is mostly of I-Drive strip malls and undeveloped land around the convention center. So, are Merlin’s new marvels worth your moolah? At the gate price of $25 each, my answer is a firm “no”; even the $50 combo ticket for all three is a bit steep on a dollar-per-minute basis. But you can find online tickets for $18 per attraction or $35 for the trio, which seems a reasonable rate. Merlin’s brand is beloved by Brits, who will likely flock here during their fortnight-long holidays, but it’s iffy whether Americans with limited vacation days will make room for it. Once the nearby Skyplex and other area improvements come online, we’ll see if I-Drive can coexist with Orlando’s amusement giants; otherwise, the Eye may end up half-empty like Vegas’ similar High Roller wheel. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Chef-owner Jason Schofield, formerly of Wolfies Pizzamia, will open Maddey’s Craft & Cru in a yet-to-be-disclosed location in downtown Orlando. Maddey’s was supposed to move into the now-closed Diva’s Dinner Theatre in Mills 50, but the deal fell through. Maddey’s will seat 150, and the site will also feature a separate cocktail lounge called Brix with a capacity of 90-100. Look for both restaurant and lounge to open downtown in July. More than 20 restaurants, including Barnies CoffeeKitchen, 4 Rivers Smokehouse and Bosphorous, have joined Breathe Free Winter Park, a movement aimed at banning smoking at restaurants, not just inside but also at outside tables. When Eat More Produce left for the Fashion Square Mall, Lu Lu’s Ice Cream Shop next door was forced to close, as they were under the same lease. Lu Lu’s owners are relocating to St. Pete Beach.

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Openings: The enormous Café Mineiro has opened near the Florida Mall; Paramount Fine Foods will open at the I-Drive 360 complex May 17; Blue Martini’s move to Pointe Orlando should happen sometime this month.

Speakeasy-style restaurant in Dr. Phillips makes addicts out of diners BY FAIYAZ KARA PHarMaCy 8060 Via Dellagio Way | 407985-2972 | thepharmacyorlando.com | $$$$

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hen the trio of Loren Falsone, Tyler Brassil and Dominick Tardugno wowed diners with the Table – their fashionably exclusive 22-seat, weekend-only resto in Dr. Phillips – you got the sense the concept was just too small to contain their talents. An expansion of sorts was in order, and soon was born the Pharmacy next door. The modern-day boîte disguised as a 1920s-era speakeasy disguised as an apothecary retains the Table’s aura of exclusivity – if not by virtue of its theme, then certainly by the lines clamoring to get past the lemon-squeezer (for all you young folk out there, that’s an elevator). Inside, Jazz Era standards echo throughout. A backlit bar bisects a dining room awash in antiseptic gray, its walls adorned with faux antique mirrors befitting a turnof-the-century pharmacy. We took our seats at one of the rustic wood tables, then partook in one of their much-ballyhooed “elixirs.” The ballyhoo, by all indications, is well-deserved: Stiff, hand-crafted poisons (mostly $12) with such names as “Trapped in the Basement” and “The Barry McCauckiner Cocktail” were duly downed.

Next our “prescriptions” were filled by chefs Falsone and Brassil and delivered by servers in white shirts and aprons. And their remedies really are an antidote to the pedestrian finds on West Sand Lake Road. A scoop of bone marrow ($14) on 100-year-old sourdough crostini, embellished with pulled oxtail and ghost chili-strawberry preserves, will have you convinced. The stacked bones make a dramatic presentation – much more so than plating them as “canoes.” Fried green tomatoes ($12) frittered in chunks instead of slices were original, and it’s hard to be original with fried green tomatoes. More originality: The battered nuggets came served over a layer of creamy corn curry topped with microgreens. On paper, the grilled stone clams ($12) with Maryland blue crab and corn niblets seemed an intriguing choice, but the sambuca cherry ultimately undermined the flavors of the seafood – overpowered it, even. But the kitchen’s creativity shone again with a plate of mild “bright lights” Swiss chard ($21) draped in wide pasta sleeves and slathered in garlicky sausage sauce and shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano. The buttery sauce added a nice density to the dish, just as the roasted acorn squash gnocchi did to a serving of perfectly pan-seared Chilean sea bass ($29). The highlight, however,

Mother’s Day is May 10. What to eat? Ravello at the Four Seasons offers a buffet for $95 per person; throw in another $20 for unlimited Bloody Marys and mimosas … B.B. King’s will have live music and $5 mimosas … Moms receive a Mason jar of goodies at American Q … Dragonfly will serve numerous special menu items … Moms get a rose and $25 gift card for every two adult meals purchased at Todd English’s Bluezoo … Complimentary mimosa or champagne for mom at the Alfond Inn … Brunch at the Enzian includes a screening of Bye Bye Birdie.

was a lemony chicken-Parmigiano broth, poured tableside, that really gave the sea bass profundo. I should mention that in addition to the creativity, there’s a real focus on local sourcing. In fact, most of what we ate (bone marrow, fried green tomato, stone clams and Swiss chard) was procured from local purveyors. We kept it going with the Plant City strawberry and rhubarb cobbler ($12) for dessert. It was served in an earthenware bowl and topped with a big scoop of double chocolate ice cream. Peeve: When ice cream comes plopped atop a dessert, the whole bloody thing turns into mush. Suggestion: Alter the plating so that we can enjoy the pie. Some servers are a little more rough around the edges than others, but they all aim to please. Really, it’s hard not to acknowledge the Pharmacy’s consistency in service and kitchen prowess. They exhibit the same dedication to creativity in food and drink as they did when they first opened in early 2013. So if your recent restaurant forays have failed to lift your spirits, and the same ol’ joints don’t razz your berries anymore, drive up to the Pharmacy. It hits on all sixes.

BRIEFLY: A new Santiago’s Bodega opens in Altamonte Springs this summer; the sign is already up … As mentioned above, Diva’s Dinner Theatre has closed … It looks like progress is being made at PR’s Taco Palace in College Park – a marquee has gone up inside the restaurant … Orlando Soup, a micro-granting dinner supporting creative initiatives in the city, happens again 6:30 p.m. Thursday, May 14, at East End Market. Pay a $10 donation for soup, salad and bread, then listen to (and vote on) the pitches. The winning project gets $7 of each $10 donation. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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tomato juice, only fruit juice. But if you order a shot of tequila in Mexico City, you’ll be served a tomato-and-orange sangrita on the side. (The “classic” recipe, right, is that Mexico City version.) Sadly, though, most places use a pre-jugged mix, manufactured with shelf-stable juices, artificially flavored grenadine, Worcestershire and Tabasco. While I won’t pretend that I did enough research to definitively say what’s the one true real sangrita, reading about it did free me to get creative with this Remix. Some claim sangrita arose as a “waste not, want not” move: The juice left in the bottom of a daily bowl of fruit salad was poured into a glass and drunk alongside the nightly tequila. That salad was composed of a random mix of fruits including pomegranate, orange, lime juice, mango, papaya and chilies. So if we’re free to use any fruit we like, why not watermelon? I experienced a counterintuitive combo of watermelon

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1 ounce fresh orange juice 3/4 ounce fresh-squeezed lime juice 1/2 ounce real pomegranate grenadine 1/4 teaspoon ancho chili powder 2 slices jalapeño

Place all ingredients in a shaker and shake briefly. Muddle to crush the jalapeño, strain into a glass and dust with more chili powder to taste.

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30 milliliters tomato juice 20 milliliters fresh watermelon juice 10 milliliters Seville orange juice 1/4 teaspoon pomegranate molasses 1/8 teaspoon kosher salt many dashes of green Tabasco

This recipe is for one serving, but you can retain the 3:2:1 ratio and adjust the spices to make more. As I said above, I juiced the watermelon myself, but if you don’t have a juicer, puree the fruit and press it through a fine-mesh strainer. Place all ingredients in a Mason jar and shake hard. Serve alongside a shot of good tequila.

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inco de Mayo is past ( just), but that doesn’t mean you should put away the tequila. Just put away that stupid sombrero, and get the best tequila you can buy, instead of glugging an adult Cuervo Slurpee. Truly fine tequila is meant to be sipped, and can be as complex and flavorful as whiskey. Traditionally, when it’s served completo (straight), it’s accompanied with a chaser of hot red sangrita. No, I don’t mean sangría. Sangrita (“little blood”) is, as renowned craft cocktailer Jeffrey Morgenthaler describes it, “a nonalcoholic sipper that cleanses the palate between fiery doses of agave.” I won’t dive too deeply into the origin of the drink, which are lost to history; different regions of Mexico serve different recipes, and even within those regions there’s debate about what’s authentic. The main quibble is over tomato juice. It’s said that in Jalisco, where most tequila is distilled, sangrita contains no

chunks and yellow heirloom tomatoes at a restaurant recently, and the taste stuck in my head. After getting out my juicer and goofing around with various combos of tomato, watermelon, lime, orange, Turkish pomegranate molasses, tamarind drinking vinegar, pink peppercorns and every hot sauce I own, I came up with my Remix. I may have decried bottled mixes above, but not everything that comes in a bottle is bad – sometimes a little help from the ethnic foods aisle is a godsend. I found acceptable versions of all but the watermelon juice on the supermarket shelf: Dei Fratelli Truly Tomato juice is not from concentrate, has no added salt and comes in a shelf-stable carton; despite its super-low price, Badia sour orange juice, usually used in mojo marinades, contains only Seville orange juice; and pomegranate molasses from the Middle Eastern store comes in handy in an amazing range of recipes, including this one. Experiment with proportions or even ingredients to your own preference, but be sure to serve it alongside a quality tequila. I recommend a peppery reposado.

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The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. To end, choose Momofuku-like crack pie, no doubt. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

Capa Sexy rooftop resto at the Four Seasons shows off its style with Basque- and Spanish-inspired specialties and USDA Prime steaks. It’s hard to go wrong with any dish, but you’ll go right with a plate of acorn-fed Iberico ham and hamachi crudo to start. Succulent roast duck with braised salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. Extensive wine list and gin menu keep patrons happy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$

Francesco’s Ristorante & Pizzeria Sicilian specialties star at this Maitland ristorante, with wood-fired brick-oven pizzas stealing the show. Pastas, like the beautifully plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of mealy veal Siciliano and flavorless calamari steak. Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu help make dealing with service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$

Pho Curry Ford Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho soups and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are

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offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. Open daily. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

Boca Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot, and does so with intermittent success. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Pan-seared wahoo over celery puree is a hit; don’t pass up fish specials – or dessert – here. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$

Rome’s Flavours Roman husband and wife bring a small slice of the Eternal City to Winter Park with simple, rustic, full-flavored dishes. Rustic “paddle pizzas” served on floured cutting boards are just as delectable as the hearty potato soup and flank steak served over arugula. The focused menu also features a variety of salumi and al dente pastas. Whatever you do, sample their gelatos, preferably in the form of an affogato. 124 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-951-8039; $$

Another Broken Egg Another Broken Egg’s menu is rooted in Cajun and Creole cookery, which means flavor, flavor and more flavor. Don’t miss the fried green tomato app or the perfectly melty lobster-and-Brie omelet. What the biscuit beignets lack in lightness, they make up for with buttery richness. A full bar slings Bloody Marys and Kahlúa-spiked coffees, and the dark roast is served in earthenware crocks; this place has charm down to a science. 430 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-790-7868; $$

The Egg and I As far as breakfast joints go, this SoDo eatery is as pedestrian as it gets. Breakfast standards and some with South-of-theBorder slants are, well, standard. Nothing particularly remarkable about the waffles, French toast, frittatas or Benedicts. Weekends are busy, though, so be sure to call ahead. No reservations. 2380 S. Orange Ave., 407-244-5077; $

The Meatball Shoppe Small Azalea Park eatery serves up (what else?) meatballs in six different varieties, which can be enjoyed three different ways – on top of a side (consider penne pasta, polenta or white bean ragout), “smashed” into a ciabatta roll or “alone” (over greens). Meatballs, be they traditional Italian, spicy pork or lamb, are moist and juicy, though meals can leave you wanting more, given that just three meatballs come in an order. Local Muse gelato and pricey but tasty mini cannoli comprise the dessert offerings. 7325 Lake Underhill Road, 407-270-6505; $ n

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Opening this week Before I Wake It’s always amusing to find out which movie titles Hollywood thinks America won’t understand. In 1989, the Bond flick License Revoked was renamed License to Kill because the studio feared that too many filmgoers wouldn’t know what the word “revoked” meant. (Like half of them hadn’t already seen the word “revoked” stamped on their own driver’s permissions.) So it was kind of amazing when last year’s horror thriller Oculus was allowed to keep its name, no matter how many home-schoolers might think an “oculus” is a deep-sea delicacy in several Asian countries. Even better was the news that filmmaker Mike Flanagan’s follow-up – which follows a boy whose dreams become reality – would be titled Somnia. Way to build the viewer’s word power, huh? Apparently not, because the thing got rechristened Before I Wake before the posters went to the printer. Come on, America! It’s just a simple Christian name that’s popular in Latin American countries. You know, like “Somnia Vergara”! (PG-13) The D Train It doesn’t get me invited to a lot of parties, but I like James Marsden. For a while there, I thought the guy was fashioning a nice cottage industry out of playing the Clueless Boyfriend Who Gets the Short End of the Stick. But when a new movie announces itself as featuring Marsden’s “most outrageous performance to date,” even I call shenanigans. I associate “outrageousness” with James Marsden about as much as I equate “savoir faire” with Chris Christie. Yet there Marsden is in The D Train, playing a loose cannon of a Hollywood actor who turns Jack Black’s life upside down. Just how he does it is the film’s closely guarded narrative hook – although you’re entitled to wonder how outrageous a fella has to be to get Jack Black flustered. I mean, ol’ Blackie did offer to “swallow the gravy” in Tropic Thunder. Here’s spooge in your eye, Cyclops! (R) Hot Pursuit In my heart of hearts, I like to think that this country’s current awakening to the dilemma of police corruption began when Reese Witherspoon drunkenly challenged that officer, “Don’t you know who I am?” Probably not, but I like to think it. I just wish she didn’t feel she had to do penance for the innocent act of sassing a cop by not only co-starring in but co-producing a flick in which she plays a lady in blue herself. Then again, her Officer Cooper is described as an “uptight, by-the-book” type, so maybe there’ll be plenty of satisfying jabs at narrow-sphinctered public servants who try to deny their social superiors the pleasure of driving drunk. In the film, Witherspoon’s character has to protect a woman (Sofia Vergara) from the ex-fiance who wants to commandeer the embryos they froze together when they were still a couple. Or from drug lords and crooked cops. Six of one. (PG-13) 38

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Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter A frustrated Japanese office worker travels to North Dakota to look for the lost money from Fargo. Wednesday-Thursday, 6:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Bridesmaids A romantic comedy film about Annie, whose life is in a downward spiral. She is asked to be the maid of honor for her best friend’s wedding, but competition ensues between the bridesmaids. Wednesday, 1:30 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Exit Through the Gift Shop Documentary about famous graffiti artists like Banksy, Shephard Fairey and more. Wednesday, 6 p.m.; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300. Zelig Woody Allen plays Leonard Zelig, a nondescript guy who, out of his desire to fit in, takes on the characteristics of strong personalities around him. Wednesday, 7:30 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Love Sound Experience Pizza Party With Swamburger and Rubox A screening of the film Samsara, scored live by Swamburger and Rubox. Pizza and drinks included if you pony up the cash. Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Pranic Healing Center of Central Florida, 619 N. Thornton Ave.; free-$5. Rifftrax Live: The Room Watch Lisa tear Tommy Wiseau apart as the Rifftrax guys make fun of them. Spoons not included. Wednesday, 8 p.m. and Tuesday, 7:30 p.m.; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. Cheatin’ Bill Plympton’s first full-length animated feature in five years deals with jealousy

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and infidelity. WednesdayThursday, 9:15 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Magic Mike: XXL (July 1)

Welcome to Me Kristen Wiig plays a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder who wins the lottery. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. A Walk Into the Sea A portrait of the filmmaker’s uncle, Danny Williams, Warhol’s onetime lover, collaborator and filmmaker. The film is an homage to Williams’ talent and an inquiry into his mysterious disappearance at age 27. Friday, 7 p.m.; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Saturday matinee classics: The Maltese Falcon The quintessential film noir and a master class from Humphrey Bogart on how to be a man’s man. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. mother’s day Brunch Featuring Bye Bye Birdie Bring your mom to see this classic Ann-Margret feature and gossip about all the dirty things she probably did to Elvis. Sunday, 11 a.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; SOLD OUT; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night New Wave vampire western from Iran. Sunday, 8 p.m.; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393. cult classics: Coming to America Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall play African princes who come to Queens, New York, to look for a potential queen. Tuesday, 9:30 p.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

and, together with Reese, she’s got to elude a whole bunch of bad guys and prevent the sinister “Genisys” program from getting underway. Let’s hope this one’s not as messy as 2009’s Terminator Salvation.

Director: Gregory Jacobs Starring: Channing Tatum, Amber Heard

More really sexy male stripping courtesy of Channing Tatum & Co.

Ant-Man (July 17) Director: Peyton Reed Starring: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Hayley Atwell, Michael Douglas

hot movies 10 summer blockbusters you don’t want to miss By Sa m a L L a R d

ummer doesn’t officially start until June, but with the release of Avengers: Age of Ultron, which opened last week, the summer movie season is officially upon us. Here’s a look at the 10 must-see movies looming on the horizon.

Hot Pursuit (may 8) Director: Anne Fletcher Starring: Sofia Vergara, Reese Witherspoon

This comedy about an inept police officer (Witherspoon) tasked with protecting the widow of a notorious drug dealer from violent cartels and a slew of corrupt cops is the latest entry in an emergent sub-genre of female-led comedies about law enforcement. (Remember 2013’s The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy?) Witherspoon and Vergara both reveal their vast reservoirs of comic talents, and look like a hilarious (if unlikely) pairing. It’ll be a breezy summer flick with plenty of laughs.

Mad Max: Fury Road (may 15) Director: George Miller Starring: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron

The Mel Gibson-led Mad Max franchise from the 1980s is little more than a weird cultish blip at this point. The stories about an Australian police officer seeking vengeance in the desert weren’t exactly representative of Hollywood’s ample resources. The 2015 reboot, with Tom Hardy in the leading role, looks electric. In the same post-apocalyptic wasteland where bands of wackos battle to the death, Max and a mysterious woman fight to survive. Hardy brings his A game to every role, and the production design here will be the coolest of 2015.

Tomorrowland (may 22) Director: Brad Bird Starring: George Clooney, Britt Robertson, Hugh Laurie

With Pixar and Marvel under their corporate umbrella, Disney has a pretty impressive lineup in 2015. Tomorrowland is its entry in the liveaction family flick category. A teenage girl with a scientific bent and a former boy genius (Clooney, go figure), team up to discover a secret place – beyond the traditional dimensions of space-time – that could help change the world. Note also that the script was written by Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof, so expect some addictive mystery.

Jurassic World (June 12) Director: Colin Trevorrow Starring: Chris Pratt, Vincent D’Onofrio, Bryce Dallas Howard

The premise of Jurassic World is that, due to declining attendance at the fully functioning Jurassic Park, the scientists must create a new attraction, a brand-new dinosaur created in the lab. Dun-dun-dun! Naturally, the plan backfires. And Chris Pratt, now with an additional starring role to his name, must save the day. Spielberg’s Jurassic Park remains one of the great box-office smash hits of the ’90s; we’re hoping this latest installment doesn’t damage the legacy in any permanent way.

Terminator: Genisys (July 1) Director: Alan Taylor Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney

Arnold stars alongside Game of Thrones’ khaleesi and the douche from Divergent as they try to fend off Judgment Day in this Terminator sequel. Much like the earlier films in the franchise, this one involves John Connor, Sarah Connor and Kyle Reese. In fact, much like the original, John Connor of the future sends soldier Kyle Reese back in time to protect his mother and ensure John’s existence. But in the past, Sarah has been orphaned and raised by a T-800 cyborg

Funny man Paul Rudd dons a superhero suit in this Marvel production that’s been the subject of some pitfalls and controversy. Con man Scott Lang must help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, pull off a heist that will save the world. But in order to do so, he must don a special suit that allows him to shrink in size while gaining strength. Expect a slight tonal shift from some of the earlier Marvel films, but rom-com specialist Peyton Reed (Down With Love, The Break-Up, Bring It On) may have a dark horse up his sleeve. Plus, we’re happy to see Evangeline Lilly getting love in a major studio project.

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (July 31) Director: Christopher McQuarrie Starring: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Ving Rames

At a certain point, how much more “impossible” can the mission get, right? But the studios are undeterred: They claim this is Ethan Hunt’s MOST IMPOSSIBLE mission yet. He and the gang must stop “The Syndicate,” an organized crime outfit as vast and skilled and technologically advanced as their spy agency, from turning the tables on them. With heart-pounding special effects and, as ever, never-ending twists and turns, this one’s about as blockbustery as they come.

Fantastic Four (aug. 7) Director: Josh Trank Starring: Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell

Directed by the guy who brought you Chronicle, this Marvel reboot is still something of a question mark. It’s got a heck of a young cast and a familiar origin-story premise – four young scientists acquire superhuman powers after a failed experiment and must use those powers to stop a villainous tyrant – but color us unconvinced. We’re willing to be persuaded by a killer performance or a unique vibe, but in the sea of superhero movies bombarding us this (and every) summer, it might be hard for Fantastic Four to make a splash.

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It’s so funny how quickly the news cycle goes. But I am starting to think about the next batch of songs. The goal is to create a seamless transition between promoting one album and writing/recording the next one.

Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

But you’ve said that the break you took before The Voyager – the longest of your career – benefited you as a songwriter. It benefited me most as a human being. I had to reprioritize for a second – get back to myself and figure out what the hell was going on with me. Out of that honesty and introspection came this batch of songs … but I was afraid that people wouldn’t remember me.

Wet Nurse, Thee Wilt Chamberlain, Me Chinese A triple threat of rad local bands planned this especially trippy evening to celebrate Wet Nurse drummer Vanessa Brewster’s birthday. 10 p.m. Wednesday, May 6, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, free

That badass graffiti pantsuit you’ve been wearing for a year sure helped. I almost created a character based on wearing that suit. It can be empowering being totally covered up. Somehow I feel sexier in a suit than I do in …

Good trip lollipop L.A. singer-songwriter Jenny Lewis returns to Orlando energized by The Voyager’s success By NiCK MCGreGor Jenny lewIS with Speedy ortiz 6 p.m. Sunday, May 10 | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thebeacham.com | $25-$35

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ast July, we wrote at length about Jenny Lewis’ multifaceted career as an actress, band member, solo performer and celebrity. Her physical and emotional struggles as she wrote and recorded her third solo album, The Voyager. Her evolution from cute emo-rock darling to strutting pant-suited badass. Well, in 2014, Lewis was in such high demand from glossy pubs like Rolling Stone, People Magazine, Elle and Vogue that little ol’ Orlando Weekly couldn’t cop an interview. But this year, our persistence paid off and we spent 15 glorious minutes chatting with Lewis about female empowerment, offsetting the expense of being a wino and the fertile creative grounds of shitty laundromats and Motel 6s. OW: You’re returning to Orlando less than a year after your last visit. Do you love us that much?

Lewis: Absolutely! One of the best shows I’ve ever been a part of was at the Social [in 2003] on the Postal Service’s first tour. We referenced it when we did our reunion [in 2013] – although we enjoyed playing two sold-out nights at the Barclay Center [in Brooklyn], we looked at each other and agreed that the show at the Social was better. Speedy Ortiz is opening for you next week. Fortuitous routing or purposeful choice? I’m a huge fan of Speedy Ortiz and Sadie [Dupuis’] lyrics. There’s such an incredible crop of female songwriters out right now – Waxahatchee, Girlpool – that I’ve tried for the entire The Voyager touring cycle to have exclusively female openers. It’s been my pleasure not only to discover these records but also to get to know these women out on the road. The Voyager came out nine months ago. Are you in a significantly different place now than you were after enduring the stress of its creation? It really hasn’t been out for that long!

Shy Girls Silky-smooth Portland, Oregon, R&B singer Dan Vidmar sidles up to the Social this week with his slick new mixtape, 4WZ. 8 p.m. Thursday, May 7, at the Social, $12

The modified romper you wore for the second weekend of Coachella? [Laughs] That was something I considered for a long time. I wanted to throw myself off a little bit. And I carried myself totally differently on stage in that romper. I became a weird cheerleader/athlete, running around in tennis shoes. So fun.

Big Guava Music Festival Head to Tampa to catch the Strokes, Run the Jewels, Pixies, Ryan Adams, TV on the Radio, James Blake and more across four stages at one of Central Florida’s favorite music festivals. 3 p.m. Friday, May 8; 11 a.m. Saturday, May 9, at MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, Tampa, $55-$350

As fun as your other projects – directing music videos, becoming a fashion icon, collaborating on the Voyager red wine? I’m an artist, and everything I do is an extension of the art. The wine is awesome because it came out of a love for natural and biodynamic wines. And the six cases I get for free helps to offset the expense of being a wino [laughs].

Lisa Loeb Step 1: Turn the radio on. Step 2: Turn the radio up. Anyone singing your song? If not, Lisa Loeb can maybe fix that as she comes to town as part of her pop revival. 7 p.m. Saturday, May 9, at the Plaza Live, $29.50-$39.50

Mat Kearney

Have you written more new material beyond “Girl on Girl,” which you debuted with Haim in April? If so, what’s the process been like? The songs tend to arrive one by one. At any moment, I could be working on three, but I’ve got five or six that are almost finished. Sometimes you have to write a couple mediocre songs to get to a good one. That’s the freedom of trying out material on the road – you can grow it before you go into the studio.

Soccer player/book-nerd-turned-pop artist Mat Kearney glosses over more rigid hip-hop sensibilities for a straightforward, folky take on the genre that perks ears. 6:30 p.m. Sunday, May 10, at House of Blues, $21-$25

Minus the Bear Minus the Bear freaks rejoiced when the rock band that clawed its way to the top on pure heart released Lost Loves, a collection of B-sides and rare unreleased tracks spanning the canon. 7:30 p.m. Monday, May 11, at the Social, $25

So you’re not one of those artists who can’t write on the road. It is so different being a writer and being a performer. But if I want to keep doing this – and I do – I have to fold the two into each other. And I find so much inspiration out on the road. I love writing in a shitty laundromat or a Motel 6. I find those places to be very fertile.

Zex Canadian glam punks Zex join a formidable lineup of locals – Autarx, Nuka Waves and Coma Club – to unleash their buoyant oi-fest 2014 release, Fight for Yourself. 10:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 12, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $5

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Tyler, the Creator BY B AO L E - H U U

PHOTO BY CHRISTOPHER GARCIA

These Odd Future cats are an

intriguing lot. For both better and worse, this crew is so emblematic of the new reality. Like the Internet (the monolith that rules modern life, not the Odd Future spinoff group the Internet), these artpunk rappers are a hive of frenzy. The intensity of their left-field creativity is a good thing, and there are glimpses of brilliance in their work. But the side effect is chronic ADHD. At OFWGKTA kingpin Tyler, the Creator’s show (April 28, Plaza Live), there was an opener, but this wasn’t a concert that needed any warming up. The throngs were chanting opener Taco’s name before it even started. As soon as he pressed play – and that is practically all he did in live terms – the room went off like a human popcorn machine, which is a remarkable reception for a guy who neither rapped nor spun and was basically a hype man for a laptop. Tyler, thankfully, was much more live. Although there was little craft demonstrated in the copious rap barking that often blew out the mic, his delivery was big in gusto and his fan connection notably personal and earnest. Though it can only make your statement more cogent, the finer points of live performance can’t fully portray the countercultural juggernaut that is Odd Future. Tyler and his crew are doing something right to whip up near-psychotic excitement, and credit’s due for building a fever hot enough to precede you. Very few today have blazed a fresh reality with such brash, dominating strokes to become a new-guard flagship like these guys. They

They are, without question, one of the most imaginationgrabbing cabals in the musical zeitgest right now. are, without question, one of the most imagination-grabbing cabals in the musical zeitgest right now.

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It’s only been three months since San Francisco’s Monophonics came through town in support of Galactic, but opening is no way to see a band like this, even if it is on a bigger stage. A unit like this needs its own spotlight, something they recently got as the first big headliner for the mixed-genre Grand Collab series (April 26, Will’s Pub). From the shine they radiated, these guys are stars ready to shoot. They pack the instant retro-soul hook of that hot Daptone sound with some added psych depth, and they roll deep live as an active, well-furnished sextet. But even among all these well-armed players, Kelly Finnigan’s burning, textured voice is what drives this soul locomotive and drives it sweet and hard. That shit’s for real, and he maxes it out. Fifteen minutes into the set and dude’s shirt was already soaked through. Monophonics are one of the more vibrant, most immediately distinctive acts

in today’s soul game. They’re not quite a household name yet, but word’s getting around. It’s just a matter of everyone catching up because – in talent and aesthetic – they’re a complete act already. What happened to this city’s love for the Supersuckers? It once existed. I saw it. In 2004, the good-time country punks rocked a stocked room at the Social. Now, Eddie Spaghetti comes back solo (April 30, Backbooth) and plays to mostly fans of local opener Johnny Knuckles. The fuck? But rather than accept the insult, the man adapts and puts on a great show completely optimized for a small audience. A consummate and savvy showman, he throws the program out the window and goes all request right from the jump. Now that’s total accommodation. Luckily, despite the lack of numbers, the knowledge of these fans was deep and the stream of shouted requests was enough to propel the night without a pause. The only break from that crowd-steered momentum was to preview a song from the new Supersuckers country album that’s currently being recorded. I hate to glorify a dismally attended show by a good artist but this one really rewarded the devout. And that’s all due to Eddie Spaghetti’s aplomb and charm as a performer. When you buck the hand you’re dealt and give the true fans that actually showed up what was basically a living room engagement (except with a pro sound system and full bar), that’s turning lemons into bourbon. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK Thursday, 7

Start Making Sense

that. But on the other hand, Talking Heads haven’t performed together in more than a decade, so this may be the only chance we have to experience a(nother) “live” Talking Heads show. Nostalgia wins: Like Jimmy Stewart creepily molding Kim Novak into his dead ex-lover, we gotta admit that sometimes a simulacrum is better than nothing. Thank you for sending me an angel? – Jessica Bryce Young

We are torn in our recommendation of this show. On the one hand, we have very strong, long-held feelings about the Talking Heads; the band’s angular meld of art-damaged punk with multicultural rhythms drilled right into our souls upon first listen, and has been cherished through the years since; Talking Heads cover band Start Making Sense describes itself as “a rockin’, funkin’, danceable celebration” of the band, which … let’s just say we can’t imagine David Byrne loving MUSIC

with DJ Prom Nite | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

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International Freethought Film Festival Just in case you didn’t get enough independent film at the recent Florida Film Festival, the Gallery at Avalon Island is hosting the International Freethought Film Festival this weekend. Comprised of 18 shorts and two features, this film festival focuses on issues related to freethinking, from religion and alternative medicine to UFOs and astrology. While that description may make you think of pedantic documentaries straight out of r/atheism, the slate for the festival actually looks pretty varied and entertaining. There’s a pop punk musical (O-Star), a short (Guest Room) and a feature (Love Land) that take intimate looks at characters with developmental disabilities, and a feature-length documentary about the push for recognition of Viking exploration of Minnesota, complete with historically inaccurate historical re-enactors (Lost Conquest, pictured). The films are spread out in programs over three days and screened in the gallery’s upstairs theater. Splurge on the weekend pass for an invite to the exclusive afterparty at the Woods, where you can pick the brains of some of the filmmakers and organizers behind all this freethought. – TM

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5:30 p.m. Friday, noon Saturday-Sunday | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | freethoughtfilmfest.org | $10-$25

EUGENE SNOWDEN PHOTO BY JERRY JOHNSON

In case you haven’t heard it enough, it bears repeating that Orlando has a deep, rich musical history that extends way past the boy bands and DJs of the 1990s, full of talented musicians, legendary venues and great stories. The focus of this event is the latter. Jerry “The Reverend” Johnson and Chuck “Mandaddy” Ellis invite representatives from the local scene to take the mic at Lil Indies and tell some of their best stories, with the only stipulation being that the story must have something to do with a song. It can be a song that influenced them musically or just one that reminds them of a person or event from the past, but after the story’s over, the song gets played over the PA while folks refresh their drinks and the next storyteller gets set up. This month’s edition brings a slew of aging hipsters like DJ and Spacebar owner Tommy Mot, Ludes guitarist Jeff Nolan and the unofficial feelgood ambassador of Orlando, Eugene Snowden, to the stage to tell some of their best stories from back in the day, so expect to learn a little history and maybe even develop a little respect for your elders. – Thaddeus McCollum

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Fact: Mother’s Day is the most popular day of the year to eat in a restaurant. Fact: You are broke. Fact: Moms are suckers for goopy Hallmark card-type sentiment, while you prefer a more rigorous, inventive expression of universal feelings. Performance artist Brian Feldman’s 24 Minute Embrace may just meet all of your requirements for a Mother’s Day observation. The conceptual artist (formerly local, though he moved to D.C. a few years ago) is remaking his 2011 Orlando work, 24 Hour Embrace (After Young Sun Han), in which he hugged his father for all of Father’s Day. For this Mother’s Day variant, he will hug Marilyn Wattman-Feldman for 24 minutes (a minute for each hour of Mother’s Day! There’s that goop moms love). This is actually only one-third of Feldman’s latest piece of time-based art – he plans to repeat the 24-minute hug in two other cities, as he and his mother travel to D.C. and then Philadelphia – but as far as you and your own mom are concerned, it’s plenty. Take a picnic to nosh on Seneff Arts Plaza after the performance and skip the busy restaurant buffets altogether. – JBY

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24 Minute Embrace

Metz, Fidlar Toronto noise rockers Metz busied themselves for the past three years relaxing the sonic chokehold of their debut to let in fresh breaths of air on II, which dropped Tuesday this week. If you can peer through the thick clouds of noise, there are downright pretty flashes of piano and bizarre synthesizer-based segues between forceful, reverb-drenched vocals. It’s immediately exciting, and imagining the immersive possibilities of catching this Canadian band live in our swampy state would be enough to get your heart checked in preparation. But add to that the fact that Metz is opening this show for L.A. surf-punks Fidlar – who have a rowdy release due out on Burger Records this year and we are hoping we might get a little preview of new songs – and the combination is sure to crush. Find your pulse before you miss out. – Ashley Belanger

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METZ PHOTO BY ELINOR JONES 24 MINUTE EMBRACE PHOTO BY EDWARD ALAN FELDMAN

It’s been 20 years since the final episode of Kids in the Hall aired on TV and 30 years since the Canadian sketch comedy troupe first started touring together. They haven’t toured in more than six years, so we have to ask – will the humor still hold up? Will it still be funny when we hear a daddy tell his son, “All right now, son, I want you to get a good night’s rest. But remember, I could murder you when you sleep,” or when the Chicken Lady sings about eating her gravel and grubs, grav-

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el and grubs? Everybody in the comedy troupe, best known for creating batshit insane characters like the Chicken Lady, the headcrusher Mr. Tyzik and the Axe Murderer, is a little older, grayer and balder. But that probably just makes them older, grayer and funnier, we’re thinking (more years to get more weird, right?). Plus, we are also older, balder and grayer, so maybe that makes us an easier crowd to please. Goddamn bastard brine! – Erin Sullivan

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ConCerts/events Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Evan Taylor Jones, Ancient Sun, the Time Urchin, Laine Breeden, Alison Sherberg, Alexander Copp 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3; 407-677-9669. Hard Target, Williams & Company, Ashley Baker 9 pm; Hoddies Saloon and Grill, 400 Savage Court, Longwood; $5; 407-831-6799. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Jackson Rodgers 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. TAUK, Leisure Chief 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Torque: Aaron Bond & Bradleeray, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938. Vapid, CanVas, NameDrop, Rex Alfred 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Drivin’ n’ Cryin’ 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $18; 407-704-6261.

Monthly Open Mic 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

Nickel Beer Night 5-9 pm; Big Belly Brewery, 33 W. Church St.; free; 407-649-4270.

Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Flogging Molly, the Attack 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $29.50$32.50; 407-934-2583.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583. Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Hoyle, Kids, Volunteer 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7-$10; 407-999-2570. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Shy Girls, Young Ejecta 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-246-1419.

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ConCerts/events Boston 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $38.50-$113; 407-351-5483.

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Ladies Night 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Wet Nurse, Me Chinese, Thee Road 436, Casselberry; Wilt Chamberlain 10 pm; free; 407-332-6470. Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; Ladies Night Blues 407-270-9104. Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; Clubs/lounges free; 407-328-4848.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

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Rewind: The Official Ol’ Skool Party Here’s a fun concept: Throw a retro-themed dance night, but keep out all of the kids who didn’t live through the ’80s and ’90s. Rewind requires attendees to be at least 25 years old so that 30-somethings don’t have to look around and be reminded of how old they’re getting. Book your favorite babysitter and dance to something fun, like ’90s hip-hop, without some child ruining the dancefloor with their twerking. 7 p.m.-midnight Saturday; W XYZ Bar, Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $10-$240; aloftorlandodowntown.com

Science of Wine The Orlando Science Center hosts a fancy gala devoted to learning about how wine is made. And while that sounds really interesting, guys, we’re more interested in the fact that this event offers you the opportunity to sample over 100 different wines and snack on bites from a ton of local kitchens, like Hawkers, Dragonfly Sushi, Crafted Block & Brew, Taverna Opa and a lot more. Keep talking about wine, nerds. We’re stuffing our faces. 7-10 p.m. Saturday; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $85; osc.org

may be elevating the level of underground dance parties (and beach cleanups and field days) we get here in Orlando, XYZA has been doing some similar stuff down in soon-to-beunderwater Miami. For this month’s Body//Talk in the Milk District, XYZA travels north to take over Spacebar with tasty future R&B jams. 10 p.m. Saturday; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; $5-$7; bodytalkparty.org ALT-J PHOTO BY MARCUS HANEY

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You Don’t Know Ivanhoe Pub Crawl If you’re sick of waiting for Fringe to start to have an excuse to quaff beers with a bunch of theater nerds, Ivanhoe Village is giving you the chance to do just that a week early. Pick up a wristband from the Fringe offices by Thirsty Topher and hit all the bars in Ivanhoe Village, where you’ll find super-cheap drink specials and a host of performers ready to sell you on their shows. 7-11 p.m. Monday; Orlando Fringe Office, 1605 Alden Road; $10-$12; orlandofringe.org

alt-J Sept. 30 at Hard Rock Live Jason Isbell, Craig Finn, May 13 at the Plaza Live Old Crow Medicine Show, May 14 at House of Blues Natural Child, May 15 at Will’s Pub Whiskey Business, May 15 at Cheyenne Saloon Built to Spill, May 15 at the Social Josh Wink, May 16 at the Social Mae, May 17 at House of Blues Seven Lions, May 17 at Venue 578 Alkaline Trio, May 19-22 at the Social Steve Earle & the Dukes, May 23 at the Plaza Live Dragonforce, Kamelot, May 23 at House of Blues Melt Banana, May 28 at Backbooth

Saigon Kick, May 30 at the Social The Business, June 3 at Backbooth Blueprint, June 4 at the Social New Kids on the Block, June 5 at Amway Arena

Ceremony, Tony Molina, June 23 at the Social Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578

My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live

Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues

The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues

Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub

Third Eye Blind and Dashboard Confessional, June 5 at House of Blues

Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field

Charli XCX, June 12 at the Beacham

Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham

The Rolling Stones, June 12 at the Citrus Bowl

Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October, June 13 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham

Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live

Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social

Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham

Cory Branan, June 19 at Will’s Pub

Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts

Murder Junkies, June 20 at Backbooth

311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live

Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live “Weird Al” Yankovic, Aug. 11 at Hard Rock Live Culture Club, Aug. 16 at Hard Rock Live

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Five Eight M u s I C Mike Mantione should be any emo lover’s spirit animal. The wavering sensitivity embedded in the Five Eight vocalist’s dogged musical self-examination isn’t wimpy or saturated by sentimentality the way pretenders in the genre often are – it’s authentic emotion that tricks you with uplifting pop melodies while the singer lilts and even whistles his way through charged lines like “Oh god, you’re dead to me now” (on the title track of 2011’s Your God Is Dead to Me Now). Because Five Eight began in the ’90s, there’s a genuine thread of angsty alt-rock and post-punk that finds Mantione occasionally growling between his affecting proclamations. It’s a perfect pairing with local heroes the New Lows, whose sound has Jawbreaker leanings that help them evoke an equally distinct nostalgia for that sweet ’90s era that history remembers as a glom, but more attentive memories treasure for unique gems like Five Eight. – Ashley Belanger

with the New Lows, the False Hopes | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $8-$10

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Start Making Sense - A Tribute to Talking Heads, DJ Prom Night 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Steel Panther, Like a Storm 7:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25$150; 407-648-8363. Tha Animal in Me, the Things They Carried, Like Monroe, Chlover, Arakara, Until My Last Breath 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10-$15; 407-730-3999. ZZ Top and Jeff Beck 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $21$865; 813-740-2446.

Clubs/lounges All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Board Game Night The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Geek Trivia Answer themed questions about nerdy things to win prizes. 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Guts and Glory Pop Punk Night 11 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749. Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763. Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John ; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9-11:30 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670. 50

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Ladies and Gents in Concert 7 pm; An eclectic mix of spirituals, hymns and songs from the Renaissance through contemporary Broadway showstoppers. Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $10; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com. FrIday, May 8

ConCerts/events 1UP Show 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$12; 407-322-7475. 3lau, Loudpvck, Bright Lights 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-872-0066. Big Guava: The Strokes, Pixies, Hozier, Passion Pit, TV on the Radio and more 3 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $55-$350; 813-740-2446. Five Eight, the New Lows, the False Hopes 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Nightwish, Delain, Sabaton 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $37.50$40; 407-934-2583. Orange Blossom Jamboree Pre-Party: Holey Miss Moley, S.P.O.R.E., Endless Flow 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669.

Rick Navarro and the Beautiful Bastards 8:30 pm-12:30 am; Fish on Fire, 7937 Daetwyler Drive; free; 407-812-6881. Toño Rosario 9 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15; 407-504-7699. UNUR, Froe Char, Cellule 34, Burnt Hair 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wimbash Fest ft. Doug Wimbish of Living Colour 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Clubs/lounges DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Friday Night’s Patio Party 9 pm-3:30 am; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Karaoke with Cindy 7:30-10 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

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Colors All Inclusive J’Ouvert & Wet Fete 9:30 pm; Grease Lightning Automotive, 625 Delhi St.; $25.

Order of the Owl, Throatpunch, Moat Cobra, Bhavachakra 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; $6; 407-898-7733.

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Cosmic Gate 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20; 407-504-7699.

Play It Loud!: Knife City, Chipocrite, Melt Channel, Nestrogen, Jersey Snub, Shadrew, Boy Without Battles, Laika, Masikus 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636.

Jim Pharis, Wes Nyle, TV Generation, This Present Darkness 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

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ConCerts/events Big Guava: The Strokes, Pixies, Hozier, Passion Pit, TV on the Radio and more 11 am; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $55-$350; 813-740-2446. Body//Talk With XYZA 10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; $5-$7.

Killmama, Plastic Pinks 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Lisa Loeb, Flagship Romance 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$39.50; 407-228-1220. The Magnetiks 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669.

Reggae on the Block 2: Tribal Seeds, Iration, Ballyhoo!, the Supervillains and more 3 pm; The Social Pavilion, 10 W. Washington St.; $25$150; 407-246-1419. Sales, Out Go the Lights, Waitress 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Second Saturdays: Kept Quiet, Adam James Trio, the Conscious Kind, Harbor Point, Beyond Silence, Trees of Life, Voice of the Moon and more 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-202-0011. COnTInued On Page 53

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El Reencuentro of the Ex-Menudos 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $57-$67; 407-934-2583.

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Thomas McClary 4 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570.

Mat Kearney, Judah and the Lion Hip-hop folk guy comes to town to sing to us about his childhood on new album Just Kids. 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $21-$25; 407-934-2583.

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Morning Fatty, Paddington Ambush, the Dealers It’s possible that these guys like weed. 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475.

An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

The Rocketz, the Wildtones, Clem McGillicutty and the Burnouts, Whiskey Faithful A rockin’ rockabilly party. 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104.

Open Mic at the Falcon Bring your songs and you might be invited to the next Possible Fest. 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Sunday Night Special with DJ Preston Rockwell III 4 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G All you can drink open bar with salsa, merengue and bachata tunes. 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346. Rewind: The Official Ol’ Skool Party 7 pmmidnight; Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $10-$240. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. Saturdays Party on the Patio With DJ Parry & DJ Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

oPera/ClassICal Joseph Haydn’s The Creation 4-6 pm; Features world-renowned soloists, orchestration by Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra, and over 150 singers from the Garden Community Choir and West Orange High School under the direction of the distinguished Dr. Jeffery Redding. First United Methodist Church - Orlando, 142 E. Jackson St.; $10-$18; 407770-9631; gardenchoir.com/creation. sunday, May 10

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Caitlin Mahoney, Jesse Carole Montoya 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Dromes (DJ Set) 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Future 9 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $40-$80; 407-504-7699. Jenny Lewis, Speedy Ortiz 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$35; 407-648-8363. Lions Lions, Raising Cadence, What the Wolf Is, Confidence Beyond Chaos 5 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

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White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Tuesday, May 12

Bette Midler 8 pm; Tampa Bay Times Forum, 401 Channelside Drive, Tampa; $132-$207; 813-301-6500. Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Minus the Bear, Into It. Over It. 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Reverist, Harum Scarum, Jessica Vacha 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Fidlar, Metz 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Twisted Tuesday With Kings of Groove Band 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669. Watermedown, Forging Fiction, Dear Destiny 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Zex, Autarx, Coma Club, Nuka Waves 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Clubs/lounges Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

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Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr #txtsmall World premiere of new version of Brian Feldman’s signature project intended for groups of four to six people, working together to create a cohesive storyline – and taking place in the home of the ticketbuyer. Saturday, 8 pm; Lowndes Performance Art Center, 1314 Chichester St.; $120; 407-792-9421. Cindy Kaza: Music City Medium Cindy Kaza claims to be a clairvoyant, clairaudient and clairsentient who works across the country as an evidential medium. Monday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407480-5233; improvorlando.com. The Edge Effect: What a Wonderful World Headliner of the 13th Annual Orlando Cabaret Festival. Friday, 8:30 pm and Saturday, 8:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $45-$55; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. 56

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Fiddler on the Roof A special 50th anniversary production of the musical about life in a shtetl. Saturdays, 9 pm, Sundays, 2 & 7:30 pm and Thursday, 7:30 pm; Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; $20-$30; orlandojcc.org. It Was a Very Good Year: 1968 Part of the Orlando Cabaret Festival. Thursday, noon and Saturday, 7 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $20-$25; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. It Was a Very Good Year: 1978 Part of the Orlando Cabaret Festival. Thursday, 7 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $12-$25; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Nuts Set in a courtroom in New York’s Bellevue Hospital, the story follows a high-priced call girl incarcerated on a charge for killing a violent john. Mondays, Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $12-$20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com. Putting It Together Featuring nearly 30 of Stephen Sondheim’s well-loved songs.Wednesday, 2 pm, Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm and Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $18-$38; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

#txtshow Brian Feldman returns home to present the first Florida performance in four years of one of his signature projects, an interactive performance featuring dialogue written anonymously by an audience in real time via Twitter. All donations go to Hannah Miller, who is currently battling Myasthenia Gravis disease. Thursday, 8 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; donations encouraged; 407-623-3300.

ComEdy The Box of Chocolate Comedy Crew Live stand-up from Justin Lawson, Preacher Lawson and Ken Miller. Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10; 407-480-5233. Comedy School Showcase Students from the Improv’s Comedy School perform. Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $2; 407-480-5233. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gary Gulman Live stand-up from the Last Comic Standing finalist. Saturday, 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25$30; drphillipscenter.org.

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Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Kids in the Hall Don’t throw salt in your eye. Saturday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $38-$48; 407-351-5483. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Rob Bell & Pete Holmes: Together at Last Comedian Pete Holmes and pastor Rob Bell discuss the big questions of life, love and death, but in a funny way. Friday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $10-$30; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. Rod Man Live stand-up comedy. Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 & 10:15 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233. Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic.

Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy. The Three-Legged Dog Show Comedy showcase hosted by Jacob Galang and Mat Karako. Thursday, 8:30 pm; Vespr Craft Coffee & Allures, 626 N. Alafaya Trail; free; facebook. com/threeleggeddogshow. Todd Bogue, James Yon Standup comedy. Tuesday, 8 pm; The Persian Room, 1155 W. State Road 434, Longwood; $10-$12.

danCE Big Bang Burlesque Dinner Show A dinner show with burlesque performances. Attendees are encouraged to dress in their favorite ‘20s-’40s garb. Saturday, 7 pm; Pacino’s Italian Ristorante, 5795 W. Highway 192, Kissimmee; $27-$55; 646-838-1903; pacinos.com. British Invasion Body Painting Show British-themed body painting, burlesque performances, belly dancing, art and more. Wednesday, 8 pm; Majestic Event Center, 801 N. John Young Parkway; $10-$15; 407-3009124; baseorlando.com.

arT oPenIng/events 1st Thursdays: What in the World? Explore our amazing world’s diverse cultures without

the long flight. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231. 24 Minute Embrace Awardwinning conceptual artist Brian Feldman plans to hug his mom, Marilyn Wattman-Feldman, for 24 minutes in three cities in one day. The event starts in Orlando at 11 a.m., then moves to Washington, D.C. at 4 p.m. and Philadelphia at 8 p.m. Sunday, 11 am; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken. Opening Wednesday, 5:30-7 pm; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. The Blend Orlando This installation involves local fashion designers, painters, artists, musicians, singers, hip-hop lyricists, producers and media in one continuous flow of entertainment spread thoughtfully amongst one venue. Friday, 6-10 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Dandy Artists Art Show Art from Jack Caranici, Nicki Drumb and Rachel Gardiner. Wednesday, 7-10 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. COnTInued On Page 58

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ContInuIng tHIs week You Are Here: All About Warhol A comprehensive look at the photography of William John Kennedy, Christopher Makos and Paul Solberg and their relationship with Andy Warhol. Opening Saturday, 5-7 pm, through June 21; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-8964231; snapyouarehere.com. You Are Here: Docent Tour and Cocktails with Amy Galpin Collection of paintings, photos, and sculptures by over 50 artists on display, led by Cornell curator Amy Galpin. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; 407-998-8090. You Are Here: Weapon of Choice Photography by Richard Johnson that illustrates the invisible scars that hurtful words can leave on a person. Thursday, 7 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; snapyouarehere.com.

Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Art that examines race and media. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse A representative group of the lovely gifts that survive from the MorseGenius wedding, including Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Clyde Butcher: Nature’s Places of Spiritual Sanctuary Photographs from the Ansel Adams of the Everglades. Through May 16; Maitland Art Center, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Departures A juried exhibition that highlights photography by recent graduates of the Daytona State College photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Gallery Talks Informational talks hosted by museum curators. Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org. I Know It’s Only Rock & Roll But I Like It Music posters from artists like Erin Nolan, Andrew Spear, Jim Ivy and more. Through May 20; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Jim Leatherman’s Greatest Hits Photo Retrospective 1984-2014 A photography retrospective documenting 30 years of music history. Through May 20; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

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their unique interpretations of the connections we celebrate with family and our planet. Through July 16; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2033891; thaipurplecafe.com. Liz Gibson alt_space Exhibition Jacksonville artist Liz Gibson combines the mediums of video, art performance, and installation. Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Maya Lin: A History of Water Sculptures, drawings and large-scale installations by the famed designer of the Vietnam War and Civil Rights Memorials. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-4 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Mount Dora Center for the Arts Studios, galleries and local businesses open their doors as they showcase works by local artists. Friday, 6-8 pm; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; mountdoracenterforthearts.org. The Naysayer Presents The Understory Micron pen-on-Bristol board illustrations that depict insects, mollusks and small animals. Through June 5; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

New Refractions Features art by New York artist Andréa Stanislav, who creates collages out of bright colors, glitter and refractive film. The final products look something like shimmery, shiny explosions of color and images that top even the most retina-searing Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper. Ongoing, 6-9 pm; Twelve21 Gallery, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-9824357; twelve21gallery.com. Peace Out Peter Van Flores’ final art show in the Orlando area before he begins a residency in Northern California. Through May 20; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; redefinegallery.com. Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Real Lives: Observations and Reflections by Dale Kennington Show by contemporary painter working in the style of New American Realism. Through June 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting. Through July 5; Museum of

Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s solid awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407682-5343; thewhitewall.com. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Includes art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Snap! Orlando Presents: You Are Here Monthlong art festival comprised of exhibitions, lectures, experimental media and workshops. Through May 31; multiple locations; free$85; snapyouarehere.com. Structure & Perspective Examines the intersection of organic and manmade forms such as those found in the distinction of body forms and building forms. ThursdaysSaturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

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SVAD Faculty Studio Art Exhibit Monthlong art exhibit from UCF School of Visual Arts and Design faculty. Through; The Terrace Gallery at Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279; arts.cah.ucf.edu. UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program. Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Women and Abstraction A decades-spanning exhibit of abstract works by female artists. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. You Are Here: Native Contemporary photography about Native Orlando that is professional, engag-

ing and thought-provoking. Through May 30; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Bikes & Beards Bike ride bar crawl sponsored by the Orlando Facial Hair Club. Saturday, 12:45 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com.

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market features local growers, ranchers and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Black & White Gala Give Kids The World’s biggest charity event of the year. Saturday, 6:30 pm-midnight; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $350$5,000; 407-396-1114 ext 4259; givekidstheworld.org.

Baby Owl Shower Bring supplies to the Audubon Center for Birds of Prey to receive free admission for the day. Requested items include paper towels, sheets, toilet paper, soap, detergent and more. Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Audubon Center for Birds of Prey, 1101 Audubon Way, Maitland; in-kind donation; 407-644-0190; fl.audubon.org.

Drunken Problem Solving Gather your friends to solve made-up problems and win prizes. Tuesday, 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-4269503; graffitijunktion.com.

Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Friday, 10 pm-2 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. [FILM] Saturday Matinee Classics: The Maltese Falcon see page 39 COnTInued On Page 62

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Dora. Saturday, 8 am-5 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $2; 352-383-8393.

Frog Song Organics Farm to Table Dinner Cask & Larder welcomes John Bitter and Amy Van Scoik from Frog Song Organics for a special farm-to-table dinner. The duo showcases vegetables, herbs and produce from their most recent harvest, prepared alongside special onenight-only Cask & Larder dishes. Tuesday, 7 pm; Cask & Larder, 565 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $75; 321-280-4200; caskandlarder.com.

Mother’s Day Brunch at Café Gauguin This Mother’s Day holiday buffet brunch features traditional favorites, chef stations, fresh seafood, sushi and decadent desserts, plus unlimited champagne and mimosas. Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $41.95; 407-996-8560; rosencentre.com.

Guitars and Cars Musicians get together for a swap meet at Renningers, so if guitars or cars are your thing, you might want to flag this weekend to get stringed along in Mount

Mother’s Day Brunch at Café Osceola Traditional favorites, unlimited champagne and a dessert extravaganza. Sunday, 11:30 am-7 pm; Rosen Shingle Creek

Resort, 9939 Universal Blvd.; $65.95; 407996-3663; rosenshinglecreek.com. The Network in Orlando A business networking event with live music from Alex Alexander. Tuesday, 6-9 pm; Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20; 407-270-9538; brasstapbeerbar.com. Orange County Firefighter Calendar Competition Compete for a spot in the 2016 Orange County Firefighter Calendar. There will be a silent auction, and all proceeds benefit the United Way. Saturday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $25-$30; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Orlando Conductor Crawl: May Conductorversary! The Orlando Conductor Crawl pub crawl hits its one year anniversary. Friday, 6-10 pm; Kasa Restaurant, 183 S. Orange Ave.; $5-$25; 407-603-6849. Orlando Farmers Market Shop for veggies and things while sipping on unlimited mimosas. Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Rosen Plaza Mother’s Day Brunch The chefs at Rosen Plaza have a special Mother’s Day menu with more than 39 delectable dishes of fresh seafood, traditional favorites and decadent desserts. Sunday, 11 am-4 pm; Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $39.95; 407-996-0256; rosenplaza.com. Science of Wine A unique wine and food tasting with an educational twist. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $80; 407-514-2000; osc.org. South African Wine Tasting Taste the of South Africa in these complex wines, and get your weekend started on the right foot. Friday, 5-7 pm; International Food Club, 4300 LB McLeod Road; free; 321-203-4426. Taste of Sanford 2015 Taste of Sanford is a food and music festival showcasing the diversity of Sanford’s restaurants and cuisine. Saturday, 11 am-4 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; $5; 407-322-2212. Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/tastytuesdaysorlando. What’s Up Downtown A free monthly event for Orlandoans and visitors to learn more about developments and initiatives happening in and planned for downtown Orlando. Thursday, 8:30 am; multiple locations; free; 407-246-3789; downtownorlando.com. Winestock Over 60 wine tables, craft beers, fabulous food by area restaurants and two stages of entertainment. Thursday, 7-10 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; $30-$75; 407-571-8863; uptownaltamonte.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue

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and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com. You Are Here: No H8 Campaign Photoshoot Open photo shoot in support of the NOH8 campaign by Adam Bouska. Saturday May 9, noon; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $25-$40; 407-425-7571. You Don’t Know Ivanhoe Pub Crawl Buy a wristband and get drink specials all throughout the Ivanhoe Village district and meet the artists performing at this year’s Fringe. Monday, 7-11 pm; Orlando Fringe Office, 1605 Alden Road; $10-$12; orlandofringe.org.

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LEarning Dora and Diego: Let’s Explore! The exhibit features beloved characters Dora and Diego from Nickelodeon’s hit preschool series along with their friends Boots, Map, Backpack, Isa, Tico and Swiper, now in their own exhibit for preschoolers to explore as they learn and play along. Mondays, Tuesdays, ThursdaysSundays, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $19; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Hive Orlando: Urban Forestry Explore the major benefits of trees in cities and, more importantly, the key barriers to success in rolling out a tree program. Wednesday,

6:45-8:30 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321236-3316; ideasforus.org. Long Way to the Top: Hard Rock in Orlando 1977-1985 The exhibition narrates a unique era in Orlando history, when the greatest names in pop, rock, and heavy metal came to the City Beautiful to record and perform. Through May 31; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org. You Are Here: Photography Workshops With Peter Schreyer & Sherri Bunye Photography workshops. Space is limited and registration is required. Saturday, 2 pm; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407671-1886; snapyouarehere.com.

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com. Speak Easy With the League Join the League of Women Votes for cocktails or coffee and their review of the most recent session of the Florida Legislature. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com.

LiTErary Best of There Will Be Words 2014 Revisit the best readings of last year for the release of the There Will Be Words 2014 chapbook. Tuesday, 7-8:30 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; therewillbewords.com. Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Echo’s Corner All White Affair Spoken word night featuring Red Writing Hood from Miami. Friday, 8:30 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-420-4041. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Simon Majumdar Signing Bookmark It welcomes popular broadcaster, author and Food Network personality Simon Majumdar, as he travels the country on his grass-roots campaign to “Go Everywhere. Eat Everything.” Thursday, 7 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com. Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers COnTInued On Page 64

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bring in recently read or favorite books and discuss them over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. Under the Influence Stories about songs by Eugene Snowden, Alan Clark, Jim Jackson and more. Thursday, 11 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Family Bonfire & BBQ Chabad of Greater Orlando presents live music, laser tag and more at this tour of Camp Gan Israel. Thursday, 5 pm; Camp Gan Israel, 2037 Hempel Ave., Gotha; free; chabadorlando.com. Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Sunday, 12-4:30 pm; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407246-4278; mennellomuseum.com.

The Write Open Mic An open mic for Orlando’s teen poets, dancers, emcees, painters, photographers, musicians and singers. Saturday, 3:30 pm; Callahan Neighborhood Center, 101 N. Parramore Ave.; free; 407-925-5930; thewrite.org.

Shrek: The Musical The musical story of an ogre and his ass. Based on the hit film. Saturdays, Sundays, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $18; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com.

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East End Market Community Yoga Join Megan Hudson for an hour of relaxation and rejuvenation. Thursday, 8 am; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; by donation; 321-236-3316. Micro Championship Wrestling Tiny people wrestling. Tuesday 7

pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475. Nitro Circus Live An action sports spectacle featuring motocross, BMX and skateboarding. Saturday, 6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $39-$300; 800-745-3000; nitrocircus.com. Orlando City vs New England Revolution Major League Soccer. Friday, 8 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476. Rugged Maniac 5K Obstacle Race Run a three-mile obstacle course. Saturday, 9 am; Little Everglades Ranch, 38230 Jordan Road, Dade City; $89; 352-5213661; ruggedmaniac.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This yoga group meets either near Panera Bread or by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. n

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) Benedictine monks observe the Latin motto Laborare est Orare. The 19th-century abbot Maurus Wolter interpreted these words to mean “work is worship” or “work is prayer.” He was trying to impress upon his fellow monks that the work they did was not a grudging distraction from their service to God, but rather at the heart of their devotion. To do their tasks with love was a way to express gratitude for having been blessed with the gift of life. I propose that you experiment with this approach in the coming weeks, even if your version is more secular. What would it be like to feel contentment with and appreciation for the duties you have been allotted? TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Here’s one of the best things you can do for your mental and physical health: Withdraw your attention from the life that lies behind you, and be excited about the life that stretches ahead of you. Forget about the past, and get wildly inventive as you imagine the interesting future you will create for yourself. Forgive everyone who has offended you, and fantasize about the fun adventures you’ll go on, the inspiring plans you’ll carry out and the invigorating lessons you hope to learn. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) In the children’s book The Little Engine That Could, a little blue engine volunteers to pull a long chain of train cars up a steep hill, even though it’s not confident it has the power to do so. As it strains to haul the heavy weight, it recites a mantra to give itself hope: “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.” The story ends happily. The little blue engine reaches the top of the hill with its many cars in tow, and is able to glide down the rest of the way. As you deal with your own challenge, I recommend that you use an even more forceful incantation. Chant this: “I know I can, I know I can, I know I can.” CANCER (June 21-July 22) I have taken a vow to foster beauty, truth, love, justice, equality, tolerance, creativity, playfulness and hope. To do this work is one of my life goals. I approach it with the devotion of a monk and the rigor of a warrior. Does that mean I ignore difficulty and suffering and cruelty? Of course not. I’m trying to diminish the power of those problems, so I sure as hell better know a lot about them. On the other hand, my main focus is on redemption and exaltation. I prefer not to describe in detail the world’s poisons, but rather to provide an antidote for them. Even if you don’t normally share my approach, I invite you to try it for the next two weeks. The astrological time is right. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) The hill where I take my late afternoon hikes is teeming with the six-petaled purple wildflower known as the elegant cluster-lily. Every one of them – and there are hundreds – lean hard in the direction of the sun in the west. Should I deride them as conformists that follow the law of the pack? Should I ridicule them for their blind devotion? Or should I more sensibly regard them as having a healthy instinct to gravitate toward the life-giving light? I’ll go with the latter theory. In that spirit, I urge you to ignore the opinions of others as you turn strongly toward the sources that provide you with essential nourishment. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Am I reading the astrological omens correctly? I hope so. From what I can tell, you have been flying under the radar and over the rainbow. You have been exploiting the loopholes in the big bad system and enjoying some rather daring experiments with liberation. At this point in the adventure, you may be worried that your lucky streak can’t continue much longer. I’m here to tell you that it can. It will. It must. I predict that your detailloving intelligence will paradoxically guide you to expand your possibilities even further.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) According to the three science fiction films collectively known as The Matrix, we humans suffer from a fundamental delusion. What we think is real life is actually a sophisticated computer simulation. Intelligent machines have created this dream world to keep us in suspended animation while they harvest our energy to fuel their civilization. Now as far as I can tell, this scenario isn’t literally true. But it is an apt metaphor for how many of us seem to be half-asleep or under a spell, lost in our addiction to the simulated world created by technology. I bring this to your attention because now is a favorable time to diminish the hold that the metaphorical Matrix has on you. What can you do to at least partially escape your bondage? (Hint: A little more contact with nature could do the trick.) SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In the coming weeks, you may be as alluring and intriguing and tempting as you have been in a long time. I suggest you capitalize on this advantage. Proceed as if you do indeed have the power to attract more of the emotional riches you desire. Assume that you are primed to learn new secrets about the arts of intimacy, and that these secrets will make you even smarter and more soulful than you already are. Cultivate your ability to be the kind of trusted ally and imaginative lover who creates successful relationships. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Physicist Frank Wilczek won a Nobel Prize for his research into quarks, the tiny particles that compose protons and neutrons. The guy is breathtakingly smart. Here’s one of his operating principles: “If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.” Let’s enshrine his advice as your meditation. I think you’re strong enough and brave enough to go hunting for some new super-rich dilemmas. Yes, they may lead you to commit some booboos. But they will also stretch your intelligence beyond its previous limits, giving you a more vigorous understanding of the way the world works. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In 1934, Capricorn baseball player Dizzy Dean was named the Most Valuable Player after winning 30 games. It was a feat that no National League pitcher has repeated ever since. After Dean retired, he was inducted into the Hall of Fame. Never shy about acknowledging his own prowess, he declared that, “If you can do it, it ain’t bragging.” It is in this spirit that I invite you to freely expound on your talents and accomplishments in the coming week. You won’t be boasting. You will simply be providing information. And that will ultimately result in you being offered an interesting new opportunity or two. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) There has rarely been a better time than now to refine the art of being your own mommy or daddy. You’re finally ready to take over from the parental voices in your head and assume full responsibility for raising yourself the rest of the way. What do you want to be when you grow up? You may feel a giddy sense of freedom as it becomes clear that the only authority who has the right to answer that question is you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The universe has always played tricks on you. Some have been so perplexing that you’ve barely understood the joke. Others have been amusing but not particularly educational. Now I sense a new trend in the works, however. I suspect that the universe’s pranks are becoming more comprehensible. They may have already begun to contain hints of kindness. What’s the meaning of this lovely turn of events? Maybe you have finally discharged a very old karmic debt. It’s also conceivable that your sense of humor has matured so much that you’re able to laugh at some of the crazier plot twists. Here’s another possibility: You are cashing in on the wisdom you were compelled to develop over the years as you dealt with the universe’s tricks.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E Last summer, I reconnected with a high-school teacher I hadn’t seen for a year. We first met when I was 15, and I also had a crush on him for the next four years. Fast-forward a year. He is sexting me and sending dick pics and wants to hook up. He has told me he loves me. I feel violated and tricked, like he was supposed to be someone I could trust and he didn’t respect that. Now I wonder how teachers really see underage high-school girls. This whole experience has made me feel dirty. I met up with a former classmate, and she told me that this teacher and another teacher said similar things to her. Ew! Most former classmates of mine still believe him to be a respectable man and a great teacher. But I know him for what he really is, and when I think of it, I get so angry. How do I move on from this? Schooling Thankfully Over Permanently

I would never want to minimize the creepiness factor of a former teacher sending you dick pics and refusing to take “I want nothing to do with your advances” for an answer. And I definitely believe all teachers who work with minors should refrain from fucking current students and sending dick pics to former students. One is statutory rape and an abuse of power (fucking underage students); the other is career suicide (hitting on former students will get your ass fired eventually). This guy was your teacher when you were 15 … you had a crush on him for four years that he doubtless picked up on … and you somehow reconnected with him after not seeing him for a year … and one year after reconnecting, he’s still contacting you despite your rejection of him. If I’ve got the timeline right, you were 19 or 20 when you reconnected with your former teacher and you’re 20 or 21 now. Maybe even 22. That means nothing happened until you were no longer his student, and you were legally an adult. Your former teacher did nothing inappropriate when you were his student, and so far as you know, he’s never behaved inappropriately toward a current student. Which means either your former teacher is not attracted to anyone under the age of 18, or he’s capable of exercising self-control. Your former classmate’s story complicates the picture, but she was a former student and an adult when these teachers said “similar things” to her, right? That’s still creepy, of course, it’s still not OK, and it’s still potential career suicide for both these idiots. But it’s not technically illegal. If you honestly believe that either or both of these idiots are behaving inappropriately toward their current students, you should approach the administration at your old high school with your concerns. Doing so will result in the end of their careers as educators – but if these guys are trying to fuck their current students and/or grooming their current students for fucking a year or two after they graduate, then both should get the fuck out of teaching. As for feeling dirty, I don’t understand where that’s coming from. You didn’t do anything dirty. The realization that this teacher might have had a crush on you back when you had one on him shouldn’t hurl you into some sort of existential crisis. If knowing that a teacher might have found you sexually attractive back when you were a junior in high school leaves you feeling violated, tricked

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and angry, and if that realization has you convinced that all teachers are secret perverts, then you seem to be operating under a faulty set of assumptions about what teachers are. They’re not robots, they’re not eunuchs, they’re not humanoids from a parallel universe where life isn’t occasionally complicated by an unwanted sexual attraction. Teachers are human beings, and like all other human beings (except for asexual ones), they sometimes experience sexual attraction, including sexual attraction of the unwelcome and/or inappropriate variety. What they choose to do about it determines whether they’re respectable men and women and (possibly) great teachers or total creeps and/or sex offenders. This does not, of course, excuse what your former teacher is doing to you now. He’s sexually harassing you. Tell him to stop and threaten to take it up with the school board if he doesn’t. How do you move on? You do what I do on Twitter: Block and forget the asshole – BAFTA. Male here, 21 years old. I’ve been in a relationship with my girlfriend for a year and a half. We have somewhat kink-themed sex, though nothing too intense. My girlfriend is very submissive, and I’m more on the submissive side myself, so we have done only light bondage and light flogging. Recently, my girlfriend and I had a fight, and while things were still kind of heated, she suggested I “punish” her by spanking her, which I did, and we wound up having a much better, calmer conversation after the spanking. The next day, she proposed that this be something we do more often. I am not certain about all the dynamics at play here. Is this a healthy approach to resolving conflict? We already do a bit of kink, and there would be two consenting partners. But at the same time, I don’t want to be an abusive boyfriend or something. It seemed to help us resolve the conflict – but if we do it more, I’m not sure it would play out as well. It happened only that one time, so I haven’t moved forward on it. I’m uncertain whether it would be good for our relationship. Keeping It Newly Kinky

Research conducted at Tilburg University in the Netherlands found that kinky people – people who engaged in consensual submission, bondage and pain play – scored better on most measures of psychological health than non-kinky people. So enjoying a spanking, asking for one, giving one on request, etc., isn’t evidence that there’s something wrong with you or your relationship. As for whether it’s a good idea to spank your girlfriend in the heat of an argument, well, that depends on two things: whether she wants to be spanked at those times (gotta keep it consensual) and whether the spanking – for you – represents an extension of the argument or a suspension of the argument. If you’re setting aside the argument to enjoy a spanking – maybe a little conflict gets her blood pumping and turns her on – and then picking it up later, after you’ve both enjoyed a spanking, then I don’t see the harm. On the Lovecast, science PROVES that liberals are happier than conservatives: savagelovecast.com.

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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 21,2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807.ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED 2275 N SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 08:00AM: 1014 – A.SOLIVAN,1033 – J.PECK,1057 – J.DANIELS JR,1214 – B.LOVE,1307 – I.REYES,1328 – R.PELLOT-CRUZ,2102 – B.SCHOLEY,2135 – J.CONTENT,2204 – D.BOYTER,2207 –E.QUEZADA,2279 – C.CRITTENDEN,2295 – J.BARNES,2365 – C.PITLAK,3014 – W.MORRIS,3015 – L.PHILLIPS,3062 – D.PHILLIPS,3072 – A.MARSHALL,3081 – D.BERMUDEZ,3122 – A.DANIELS,3295 – T.BELK,3315 – A.FERONTI,3321 – C.BENFIELD,3359 – A.CROWLEY,3404 – F.RENE,F331 – J.WASHINGTON,F340 – K.ANDREWS,F367 – N.MCFADDEN,G449 – L.ACEVEDO,G525 – Q.HARRIS,G528 – J.ROGERS,H535 – J.VALLES,H540 – J.PALACEO,H547 – M.SMITH,H550 – F.MACDONALD,H576 – R.RODRIGUEZ,H590 – N.MILLER,H608 – A.WALTER, 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 08:10AM: B007 – L.RIVERA,B020 –A.ANDINO,B032 – R.BORRERO,B042 – T.PRYOR,C027 – B.HARDY JR,C031 – A.STEINER,C046 – D.CALERO,C068 – L.RIVERA,C085 – R.SIMPSON,D019 – M.BRACCIO,D053 – K.EDWARDS,D097–J. KOLLJESKI,D117 – O.MELENDEZ,D191 – L.RODRIGUEZ,E014 – N.MATHEWS,E016 – M.CAMPOS,E037 – M.SVACHA,E042 – L.AGOSTO,E057 – Z.RODRIGUEZ,E069 – E.COLON, 2275 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:00 AM: A103 – C.RAMKISSOON,A104 – B.GRANT,A108 – D.JEFFRIES,A127 – F.MARTINEZ,B115 – G.WILLIAMS,B144 – O.INGRAM,B152 – D.JOHNSON JR.,B158 – C.PERRY,B164 – M.JIMENEZ,B165 – M.LOPEZ,B172 – L.ROSARIO,B180 – M.GONZALEZ,B183 – M.CREW,B199 – D.FLORES,B208 – A.CASTILLO,B213 – S.HOGGS,B228 – R.GRANT,B230 – M.SEYBOLD,C166 – E.BRENT,C188 – E.PEREZ,C211B – D.MC CRIMON,C212 – H.BURCH,C212C – G.HILL,C218 – J.COMMANDER,C230E – B.WILLS 4801 S. SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32822 – AT 8:10 AM: 0102 – M.DAVIS,0121 – P.SENA,0125 – K.EDWARD,0135 – T.LANE,0149 – K.TIEMEYER,0151 – M.CLEVELAND,0161 – L.CEDERLE,0209 – N.RAJACK,0216 – F.SANCHEZ,0218 – E.KOOK,0237 – A.CHALCENKO,0239 – R.VEGA,1007 – L.ZAPATA,2012 – E.RODRIGUEZ,3005 – L.WILLIAMS,3025 – N.CARTAGENA,4004 – H.MCGHIE,4011 – F.AGUAYO,5007 – D.BENJAMIN,5015 – N.MULLING,6023 – K.GILES,6026 – K.GILES,6028 – T.BESS,7002 – G.FLEMING,7011 – A.ADDERLEY,7013 – E.COTTS,7032 – B.WILLIAMS,7038 – W.SMITH,7061 – E.LOPEZ,7086 – H.MORALES,7087 – R.REESE,7091 – G.CRUZ AREIZAGA, 7105 – T.ROACH,7106—J. MASON, 7106 - MASON LAWN SPRAYING,7121 – T.DE PASQUALE,7139 – K.BELMONTES,7148 – M.MIRANDA,7152 – J.WILLIAMS,8005 – M.BETZ,8006 – L.CEDERLE,8007 – C.HERNANDEZ,8008 – A.NELSON,8012 – C.SMITH,8015 – J.RAMOS,8023 – C.BRYANT,8123 – F.SANCHEZ,8135 – J.LUGO,8140 – G.BEREDO,8179 – M.SALINAS 8149 AIRCENTER CT – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:20 AM: 1011 – G.VELAZQUEZ,1117 – D.LANGSTON,1145 – D.WINKLER,1160 – T.HARDY,1175 – C.HESLIN,1227 – L.APGAR,2044 – M.LUGO TAVARES,2113 – J.STANZIONE JR.,2136 – A.HEIFETZ,2196 – H.PORTNEY,2274 – Y.VEGA,2295 – E.ROMAN,2305 – R.STEPHAN,3016 – W.NEGRON,3047 – J.WINSLOW,3050 – S.SNELL,3069 – A.HEIFETZ,3096 – W.BIRD,4008 – J.BECK,6024 – C.HERNANDEZ 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:30 AM: A105 – A.BROOKS JR.,A117 – M.DE AZA,A142 – A.TURNER,A157 – K.SILLS,B216 – B.CONNETT,B218 – K.WINEGARNER,B229 – M.AUBOURG,B231 – F.HARRIS,B233 – V.BELL,B235 – F.SANTOS-PENA,C303 – Y.MORETA,D402 – R.DURAN,D403 – R.PINEDA,D415 – K.DIAZ,D419 – M.MARTINEZ VAZQUEZ, E526 –

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F628 – L.MILLS,F630 – K.SIMON, F636-M. BENEDICT, F636 - PROFICIO BANK,F650 – E.WARREN JR.,G720 – S.PORTER,H812 – T.KIMBLE,H848 – S.BROWN,J909 – D.ANDERSON 2525 E. MICHIGAN ST – ORLANDO, FL 32806 – AT 9:10 AM: 1001 – E.RODRIGUEZ,1013 – J.MCLAURIN,4001 – M.BOOZE,4033 – J.ZEEK,4037 – J.ATKINSON,5018 – R.CARTAGENA,5033 – C.BAUM,5049 – S.MUSGRAVE,5218 – A.BUTTERS,5337 – J.BARROW,5345 – B.DAVIS,6149 – S. WILLARD, 6212 – A.ROBERTS,6241 – M.MCCANN,6328 – K.KELLY,6449 – J.NERETTE, 6451 – M.LANGFIELD, 6451 - CENTRAL FLORIDA RIFLE & PISTOL CLUB INC., 6514 – N.OSHEA,6549 – B.MCBRYDE,6559 – F.PYLE.

IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA STATE BANK OF TOLEDO, Plaintiff, vs. IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ, Defendant. CIRCUIT CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-002514-O NOTICE OF ACTION TO: IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ Whose residence is: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 YOU ARE HEREBY required to file your answer or written defenses, if any, in the above proceeding with the Clerk of Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney, Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days after the first publication of this Notice on April 29, 2015. The notice shall be published once during each week for four (4) consecutive weeks with the Orlando Weekly, the nature of this proceeding being a suit for ejectment from real property described below: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 or Lot 77, Lee Vista Square, according to the plat thereof, recorded in Plat Book 58, Page(s) 1 through 11, of the Public Records of Orange County, Florida. If you fail to file your response or answer in the above proceeding with the Clerk of this Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days of the first publication of this Notice, a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded within the Complaint. DATED at Orange County this 23rd day of April, 2015. Clerk of the Circuit Court, 425 N. Orange Ave., Room 310, Orlando FL 32801.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY! PERSONAL MINI STORAGE EDGEWATER - 6325 EDGEWATER DR ORLANDO, FL 32810 AT 12:30 PM: 0130 TRESHA-GAY MARIAN MCTYSON;0237 STEVEN J GRODE - 1978 YAMAHA MOTORCYCLE VIN #2F0000827, 2 OTHER MOTORCYCLES - NO VIN #S AVAILABLE - PARTS ONLY;0428 TOMIKA LAWANNA JOHNSON;0742 HOLLY MARIE SHIDLER; 0840 KAREN MICHELLE HUMMELL;0956 JOSEPH PLUMMER ALEXANDER; 1428 LUTREELL ANTHONY PRINGLE;1432 JAMES H CARTER;1541 SYLVIA ELIZABETH LICATA;1728 WILLIAM BRYANT PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FOREST CITY ROAD - 6550 FOREST CIY ROAD ORLANDO, FL 32810 - AT 1:30 PM:1022 Antonio Arnelo Smith; 1033 Geraldine Elaine Pender; 1037 Corneilus Antonio Verez Mann II; 1046 Tivia Taquishea Janay Hill; 1048 Colleen M Perigo; 1056 Allen Peterson; 1100 Lashane Gillette Roger; 1111 Aisha Chinaka Stafford; 1119 Rose Marie Brown; 2038 Jasmine Yvette Miller; 4078 Ruperta Rodriguez Schwartz; 6043 J’naya Lene Brazill; 8007 Trevor Cobb / Greater View Environmental Services.

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 25, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 455 S. HUNT CLUB BLVD. APOPKA, FL 32703- AT 8:00AM:2034 – K.HENSHILWOOD, 3018 – V.THOMPSON, 3028 – A.WALKER, 4001 – J.PIRILLO, 4004 – K.BRADLEY, 4038 – M.ASSENT, 5026 – A.ROSA, 5054 – F.TANZER, 5090 – F.TANZER, 6017 – E.PITMAN, 6124 – A.KELLER, 6158 – J.MACK, 7002 – P.ANDERSON 521 S. STATE RD. 434 ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 8:10AM:1009 – D.STENSAAS, 1012 – T.EASON, 1026 – P.PENDHARKER, 1030 - CENTRA CARE EXECUTIVE SERVICES, 1030 –L.GRASBERGER, 3025 – K.HOYT, 4013 – D.MARTINO, 4019 – L.QUILES, 4034 – A.WILLIAMS, 5010 – G.SHEPPARD, 5026 – P.EBINGER, 5052 – K.NOEL, 5120 – A.GILBERT, 5126 – J.KIGER-NEWMAN, 5135 – R.DESLAURIERS, 5166 – J.THOMSEN, 6046 – G.SANTIAGO, 6083 – A.BALLARD, 6087 – C.MOSHER, 6105 – S.FOLEY, 6117 – L.BRADSHAW, 6147 – T.HENRY 310 W. CENTRAL PARKWAY ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32714- AT 8:20AM: 0058 – M.MADDUX, 0067 – J.KENNEDY, 0218 – C.JENKINS, 0258 – J.BLAYLOCK, 0340 – J.BLOSER, 0342 – J.BLOSER, 0343 – C.REED, 0449 – A.RIVERA III, 0491 – M.BARBER, 0493 – S.TALBOT, 2040 – J.ACEVEDO MESA, 2041 – D.WALKER, 2047 – V.BROWN, 3023 – G.SANDERS, 3044 – S.CERCHIARA, 4020 – C.MCINTOSH, 4027 – C.MILANO, 5024 – J.MANGUAL, 6001 – M.HALTER, 6002 – G.SPENCER 51 SPRING VISTA DR DEBARY , FL 32713 AT 8:30AM: 00109 - T. SORIANO, 00315 - H. GRIFFIN, 00412 - K. KUYKENDALL, 00452 - L. VICKERS, 00506 - S. BRAY, 00514 - R. HUNT, 00523 - M. BERMAN, 00549 - R. CHANCEY, 00582 - T. STREFLING, 00593 - J. MOSEL, 00600 - J. MONTES, 00703 - Z. FELTON, 00734 - N. COTTO, 00743 - J. TURNER, 00935 - B. KOBAYASHI, 00617 – K. BRODY, 00774 – S. MUCUTZA 2905 SOUTH ORLANDO DRIVE SANFORD, FL 32773 AT 8:40AM: A005 - M. FARRIS, A006 - E. CHESTER, A009 - L. YANEZ, A018 - P. JONES, A020 - P. BORDENKIRCHER, A023 - P. BORDENKIRCHER, A040 - A. MILLER, B013 - P. BORDENKIRCHER, C047 - K. M. JANSEN, D007 - M. SHEFFIELD, D019 - I. WHITAKER, D031 - M. COFFIE, D035 - T. TILLMON, D049 - R. TATE, D056 - C. HENSEL, D069 - J. DAVIS, D087 - T. MORAN, D088 - C. WHIPPER, D089 - S. GREENLEAF, E010 - D. LARE, E017 - L. BARR JR, E042 A. FONTES, E081 - D. HAWS, E093 - S. COBERLY, F033 - J. DAY, F040 - R. COLLAZO, G006 - C. SCONIONS, G015 - S. BROOKS, H008 - J. FERGUSON, H010 - S. WILLIAMS, H012 - A. LYTLE, H033 - Y. PIETRI, H034 - A. HUDSON, I003 - V. DARNABY, I021 - E. WILLIAMS, J109 - MOLDED POLY INNOVATIONS, J109 – L. FIELD, J217 - R. COLLINS, J402 - W. MARSDEN, J415 - R. SNELL, J424 - S. HOOVER, J426 - M. BOZELKA, J601 - M. REGAN, A026 – R. MAYO, B005 – Y. MCGUIRE, B007 – M. CLARK, C046 – S. SHARP, F028 – K. RHEM, H007 – N. WALKER, H037 – G. COLEMAN, J104 – G. PASSARETTI 570 N US HIGHWAY 17/92 LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 8:50AM: A113 - G. WEITL, A114 - D. PENDARVIS, A121 - S. ARTHER, B237 - M. RICHARDSON, B260 - M. CORNILLOT, C321 GRECCO & RONNIE AUTO REPAIR, C321 – Y. GRECCO, C326 - J. CASTILLO, C334 - T. BAXTER JOHNSON, C355 - B. THORNTON, E042 - G. ESQUIVEL, E065 - K. NELSON, E072 - P. MARQUEZ, E078 - J. ARTHURS, E083 - G. STAKER, E100 - R. OFFENBACKER, F632 - J. CAMENKER, F666 - D. MATTHEWS, F693 - G. ROSENHAIM, G008 - D. WEBER, G017 - J. SAUNDERS, G027 - C. SIERRA, G071 - T. CASSELL, G095 - M. WILLIAMS, G104 - T. BUSHOR, H806 - G. BLUEMKE, H824 - S. WILLAMS, A137 – M. DELLAMOTTA 141 W STATE ROAD 434 WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 9:00AM: A007 - G. GRIFFIN, J296 - J. CALDWELL, J336 - J. DEBELLIS, J408 - C. CARPINTERO, K418 - D. BOWEN, K422 - G. MOTT, K429 - S. LOWE, K432 - J. RICE, L496 - T. WILLIAMS, M513 - C. CHIRESS JR, O527 - S. ZAGAL 360 STATE ROAD 434 EAST LONGWOOD, FL 32750 AT 9:10AM: 1131 - J. BLOOM, 1605 - L. MAZOL, 1609 - J. GRINER FORD, 1717 - V. FAUST, 2616 - M. TODD, 2620 - P. SCHEPP, 3118 - S. MEISTER, 3207 - M. MARLETTE, 3719 - A. LEHMANN, 3804 - R. BRUYETTE, 1704 – J.

ZWEIFACH, 3315 – J. NAGIR 1080 E. ALTAMONTE DR. ALTAMONTE SPRINGS, FL 32701- AT 9:20AM: B031 – J.AGUILAR, B040 – S.FUSTER, B082 – J.ZELONIS JR., B100 – A.CABRERA, B167 – M.PRINCE, B196 – K.GRAHAM, C005 – I.VALLI, C047 – D.GHIDEN, C067 – L.BROWDY, D007 – A.BRYSON, D060 – T.MCKINNEY, D083 – A.BABER JR, D086 – J.SCOTT, F021 – K.WILLIAMS 7190 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:30AM:D402 - T. CONWAY, D407 - M. HAYES, D449 - S. CURRY, E507 - D. BELL, E530 - J. EADY, E538 - R. CARMODY, G718 - T. WOLFE, G722 - J. MICHALSKI, G726 - I. MCDANIELS, G741 - J. MARINO, G742 - P. BETANCOURT, J901 - C. TULP, K008 - M. RODRIGUEZ, F620 – J. GAYLE 8226 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 9:40AM: A108 - J. MCDUFFIE, A145 - D. PEREZ, A175 - R. BOUDREAU, B218 - W. COLLIER, B254 - C. CUFFEE, B266 - M. JOHNSON, C333 - C. GALLION, C345 - F. LEONARD, C383 - A. GOMEZ, E571 - M. COWART, E574 - M. MONTALVO, F675 - E. DIVERS, C304 – BUSY BEE LOCK & KEY INC, C304 – R. BLACKLIDGE 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 9:50AM: 0053 – J.STRAIT III, 0054 – L.HENRY, 0111 – B.GOSSER, JR, 0145 – M.TALL, 0319 – D.REID, 0393 – J.STRAIT III, 5003 – R.BERGAMAN NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 26, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 1131 STATE ROAD 436 CASSELBERRY, FL 32707 AT 8:00AM: B023 - A. VICTORIANO, B026 - J. WEAVER, B027 - T. STONE, B030 - J. GOODSON, B032 - D. BROWNER, B033 - J. CRAWN, C079 - D. SIMPSON, C101 - S. ZILE, D010 - C. NICKOLSON, D022 - S. O’BRIEN, D053 - F. ARIAS, D072 - R. THOMPSON, E079 - M. ORTIZ, E094 - H. D. TORRES, F004 - A. STONER, F009 - A. CAMERON, F026 - K. KING, F063 - D. WILSON, G046 - M. RASLEY, G054 - L. GAWRON, I012 - C. BENN, I028 - J. FIRPO, J014 - M. RIGGS, J019 - P. WELCH, E090 – S. RAY, G039 – S. RAY 1355 STATE RD 436- CASSELBERRY, FL 32707- AT 8:15AM: 1514 – S. MANCINI, 2133 – D. ALLGAIER, 2514 – J. RYALL, 2526 – C. DUFAULT, 2706 – R. SUMNER, 3206 – R. DACOSTA, 3328 – E. CARABEO, 3525 – C. BIRD, 3613 – R. CHAMBERS, 3627 – L. WAGNER, 2126 – C. BELANGER. 1625 STATE RD 436- WINTER PARK, FL 32792- AT 8:30 AM: A007 – A. FOX, B039 – M. BLAKE, B043 – T. REICHARD, C006 – J. ABUHAMID, C014 – C. FERRARA, C022 – T. EHLKE, E047 – B. BELIER, E048 – Z. EL MOUNTASSIR, E072 – P. LEWIS, E100 – C. SUTHERLAND, E106 – G. CHARLES, E130 – A. ATKINSON, C004 – K. DUKE, B053 – B. LINTON 5215 RED BUG LAKE ROAD WINTER SPRINGS, FL 32708 AT 8:30AM: 0129 - S. BROWN, 0407 - O. RODRIGUEZ, 0457 - B. BRODIE, 0496 - R. BISCHOFF, 0518 - L. HITZEL, 1025 - M. GIRON, 2026 - C. KHEMLANI, 2030 - D. COCHRAN, 2036 - L. JOHNSON, 2045 - C. KHEMLANI, 2070 - G. SALVATO, 2118 - D. GAY II, 3001 - K. JONES, 3012 - S. HUNT, 3024 - C. DONALDSON, 2020 – J. BROWN 1931 W. STATE RD. 426- OVIEDO, FL 32765AT 9:00AM: A032 – T. REILLY, C099 – T. REYNOLDS, C191 – L. WEST, C241 – L .CASHMER, C165 – C. BECKS, C150 – D. OCHOA, E536 – BIG LEAGUE HAIR CUTS, F548 – BIG LEAGUE HAIR CUTS, C167 – B. STARLEY. 1400 ALAFAYA TRAIL-OVIEDO, FL 32765- AT 9:15AM: 0199 – D. KELLY, 0264 – S. ROSEN, 0309 – N. HOLMES, 0338 – A. MANN, 1034 – F. SMITH, 5011 – R. MARTIN, 5015 – A. MIHELIC, 5021 – K. WASMER, 6014 – R. THOMPSON, 7027 – D. HUFF, 7067 – T. ARNDT, 9032 – M. BARROW VIN # 1FTYY95R9PVA1756211. 3145 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:30AM: 1029 – J. SHIPP, 1107 – S.Y. WESTON, 2048 – F. OCEAN,2166 – L. SANTANA, 2177 – J. PETROVICH, 2185 – J. ORTIZ, 4167 – E. HETT-KUNZMAN, 5020 – N. JAHA, 5055 – M. RODRIGUEZ, 5113 – S. BARNES, 2259 – A. NIVENS, 1122 – T. STIRLING, 2150 – D. MENSAH. 1851 N. ALAFAYA TRAIL-ORLANDO, FL 32826- AT 9:45AM:0012 – D. SIGLER, 0013 – S. WARD, 0063 – K. HAYES, 1011 – J. TEJEDA, 1020 – J. BERRYMAN, 1022 – J. BAPTIST, 2006 – A. JOHNSON, 2040 – A. HERNANDEZ, 2072 – A. TOMLINSON, 2100 – M. NEFF, 2131 – A. BRIGGS, 4006 – J. MINOTT, 4029 – S. P. VICK II, 4029 – S.P. VICK LI, 4036 – A. ANDUHA, 4073 – J. DIAZ, 5002 – J. RAMOS, 6003 – M. JACKSON, 6005 – S. WINSLOW, 6022 – A. MORCILIO, 6052 – G. MAYNARD, 0113 – M. BALDREE, 0078 – F.

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RICHMOND, 0049 – V. FORTUNE. 10280 E COLONIAL DR. ORLANDO, FL 32817- AT 10:00AM: 1009 – R. PARKER II, 1105 – C. CAMPBELL, 1304 - I FLOORING LLC, 1310 – E. RODRIUEZ, 1401 – K. OLIVO, 2006 – G. HUTCHENS, 2051 – A. MCNAIR, 2225 – A. NIXON, 2269 – S. VAZQUEZ, 2329 – A. OWENS II, 2416 – M. CAMERON, 2508 – S. GILBERT, 2525 – J. COPELAND, 2658 – M. BARRIENTES,2314 – L. MALDONADO, 1302 – M. GOTAY, 2439 – R. NESHAM. 250 N GOLDENROD RD- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:15AM: A022 – T. CALLAWAY, A049 – J. GUERRA, A163 – S. LABBE, A182 – L. RAMIEREZ, A205 – M. MOLINA NEGRON, A281 – I. ROSARIO, A305 – C. GRAHAM, C352 – Y. RIVERA, C354 – H. JIMENEZ, D408 – J. LEGGETT JR, D447 – I. VELAZQUEZ, D484 – P. SMITH, E496 – M. RODRIGUEZ SANTOS, F567 – J. KUKADIA, F568 – J. KUKADIA, D459 – R. SUTHERLAND. 155 S GOLDENROD RD - ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 10:30AM: 1100 – S. BIVINS, 1104 – P. TASENDE, 1126 – P. BREWER, 1138 – N. CHRISTIANT, 1233 – L. MCCUNE, 1241 – S. ALVITES, 1257 – A. NEWLAN, 1268 – J. DE DIOS, 1277 – A. SHAFER, 1308 – B. WOODYARD, 1325 – M. LUGO JR, 1372 – J. CAQUIAS, 1428 – D. SCIABBARRASI, 1432 – T. BELLO, 1604 – L. LOPEZ, 1746 – C. SEDA, 1799 – B. M. SANTIAGO MARTINEZ, MD PA, 2002 – A. BROWN, 2006 – J. MERIME, 2101 – R. TAPIA, 2210 – K. HARRIS, 2225 – C. CLARK, 2244 – J. SCOTT, 2257 – E. RIVERA, 2269 – B. ARGIBAY, 2418 – K. HARMON, 2428 – C. PEREZ, 2461 – S. WEBERS, 2463 – E. ROBERTSON, 2630 – V. MALAVE, 1791 – T. HICKS. NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 27, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 653 MAGUIRE BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32803 – AT 08:00AM: 0504 – L.BENTLEY,0602

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.E DOB: 10/16/2013, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Amber Eldridge, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on June 12, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276. By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2003 Dodge VIN# 1D4HR38N53F545206 2004 Ford VIN# 1FMZU64KX4UB75280 1998 Volvo VIN# YV1KS9609W1140995 1999 Oldsmobile VIN# 1GHDT13W5X2705965 2000 Dodge VIN# 1B3ES46C6YD607731 1992 Dodge VIN# 2B6HB21Y4NK112257 2000 Acura VIN# 19UUA5669YA043539 2002 Chrysler VIN# 2C8GP64LX2R650270 1999 Volkswagen VIN# 3VWSC29M2XM038772 1999 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZK5274XZ140089 2003 Saturn VIN# 1G8AG52F63Z196874 1996 Honda VIN# 1HGEJ8246TL007119 1995 Buick VIN# 1G4AG55M1S6508675 2004 Dodge VIN# 1B3ES56C44D576785 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On May 20, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr, Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals: All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 459 Larry Cannon Unit 463 Ronise Celestin Unit 45 Herbert Collins Unit 424 Liana E Davis Unit 720 Natalia Dozier Unit 53 Edward Haynes Unit 101 Yesenia Flores Unit 437 Nechelle Franklin Unit 718 Gerda Jolidier Unit 529 Shonda Luke Unit 87 Celena M Mathews Unit 815 Cheryl Mcphaul Unit 763 Manette Merilus Unit 807 Unita Mincey Unit 474 Frantz St Louis Unit 146 Shirlene Thaxton The contents of these units shall be disbursed on or there after The contents of these units shall be disbursed on or there after May 19 2015 at 2:00 PM at a public auction located : Self Storage Zone / Powers Drive, 407-293-6005. 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando FL 32818.

Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.801-83.809… The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until May 19th @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 328177 Unit D058 - Dwight David Henderson Unit D335 - Robert Wingo (Household) Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. Bicycle (Road master), Oakton Dr. Bicycle (Triax), Lake Underhill Rd. Cell Phone (HTC), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (Kyocera), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (LG), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (LG), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (LG), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (LG), S. Orange Blossom Trl. Cell Phone (Samsung), Fort Jefferson Cell Phone (Samsung), Woodbury Rd. Cell Phone (Samsung), Woodbury Rd. GPS, Villa Del Sol CI. I Pad Mini, Cleveland St. I Phone 6, International Dr. I Pod, Woodbury Dr. Laptop (Apple), Rouse Rd. Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 5:00pm.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on May 20, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 3:00pm. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at:facility located at: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34746 (407) 944-1408 #5009 Joshua Heredia-Furniture #508 Marie Troop-Hshold #808 Jennifer Martin-Furniture #302 John WashingtonHshold #421 Jennifer Millet-Hshold #449 Jose Toro-Hshold #592 Everard Wayne Mckenzie-Tools #316 Jose CardonaThree Bedroom House #5109 Harry Pabon-House/Office Items #425 Francisco Rodriguez-Hshold #422 Jeanette SantiagoHshold #354 Jorge Rivera-Hshold #434 Alyssa Marie Martin-Hshold. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP 09-826 IN THE INTEREST OF:D.A, DOB: 02/20/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: STEPHANIE SUMMERS , Address Unknown An authorized representative of the Florida Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Thomas Turner, Judge of the Circuit Court, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, on June 3rd, 2015, at 1:30 p.m. for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the specified time. FAILURE TO APPEAR PERSONALLY AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMNATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE.IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 23rd day of April, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT Brittany Nesmith, Esquire Children’s Legal Services Brittany. nesmith@myflfamilies.com, BY: DEPUTY CLERK.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713585 at 9AM on May 22, 2015. Billis Auto Center, 1710 N. Forsyth Rd, Orlando, FL 32807, will sell the following vehicles and/ or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2010 MERCEDES GLK350, VIN: WDCGG5GB5AF522842.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2820 IN RE:THE NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD NICOLE MARIE TANGNEY, Petitioner / Mother NOTICE OF ACTION FOR NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD TO:Larry Benjamin Langford, Current Residence Address: 10025 Hillview Drive, Apt.46 Pensacola, Florida 32514 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for Name Change of a Minor Child has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Petitioner’s attorney, Christine E. Arendas, Esquire, whose address is 1516 East Colonial Drive, Suite 202, Orlando, Florida 32803 on or before June 3, 2015 and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. WITNESS my hand and seal this 30 day of April, 2015. TIFFANY MOORE RUSSELL CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT /s/ Deputy Clerk Stephanie Brooks By: 2015.04.30 13:04:20-04’00’.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 19, 2015 at 9:00 AM at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Highway, Orlando, FL. 2002 MAZD 4F4YR12D32TM15482 2001 JEEP 1J4GW48S51C529576. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Latimore CASE NO.: DP13-470 IN THE INTEREST OF: S.E DOB: 10/16/2013, MINOR CHILDREN. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Glenn Eldridge, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on June 12, 2015, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Alicia L. Latimore, for a TPR Advisory. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §63.802(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child(ren), and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032, Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the Department further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families,1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 8th day of April, 2015. CLERK OF COURT. Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276. By:_____Deputy Clerk. Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211 Orlando, FL 32801 (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 22 2015 at 9:00 am, Rikers Roadside Services, 1425 W Taft Vineland Rd, Orlando, FL, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1990 Oldsmobile, Vin#1G3HN54C7L1807992; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FTYR10C4YPB76299; 2015 Home made, Vin#NOVIN0201075915; 2001 Mitsubishi, Vin#JA3AY11AX1U051394; 2002 Mitsubishi, Vin#4A3AC84H42E008440; 1993 Honda, Vin#1HGCB7550PA160793; 2005 Ford, Vin#1FTRF12W85NB78892; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FAFP5822YG184939; 2003 Toyota, Vin#4T1BE32K33U707077; 2000 Lexus, Vin#JT8BF28G9Y5086037;.

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Guest Services Manager - Dr Phillips Hospital, Orlando Health Orlando Health 6076649

Motor Coach Operator Trainee Mears Transportation 6084181

The YMCA of Central Florida prides itself on providing water safety for children and adults in the community. Under the Association leadership and direction of our Vice President of Aquatics, and 3 Time Olympic Gold Medalist, Mr. Rowdy Gaines; we are in the need of skilled lifeguards and swim instructors to support us in this critical effort.

Housekeeper - The Orlando World Center Marriott Marriott International 6084168

Career Fair - Cocoa Beach Pier - Monday, May 4th 8:30 AM - 11:00 AM Westgate Resorts 6084193

Nurse Unit Manager Opis Senior Services Group 6084186

Lifeguards & Swim Instructors

Supervisor-Pastry - Renaissance Orlando at SeaWorld Marriott International 6084170

Administration & Compliance Specialist My Florida Regional MLS 6084194

Data Processor Axis Data Solutions 6084188

Multiple YMCA locations | Downtown Orlando, Winter Park, East Orlando

National Recruiter Jackson Therapy Partners 6066311

Certified Pharmacy Tech - Various Locations - Orlando Health Orlando Health 6076847

Lifeguards ( Certified ) Westgate Resorts 6084191

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RN - Registered Nurse Opis Senior Services Group 6084180 Shuttle Van Driver Mears Transportation 6076044 Special Accounts Coordinator Mears Transportation 6076045

Bilingual Foster Care Program Manager The Children’s Home Inc. 6083474

TV News Photographer WKMG Local 6 ClickOrlando.com 6075142

FORKLIFT Operator Silver Springs Citrus, Inc. 6084158 Housewares installer Team Staffing Services 6081827 Receptionist Team Staffing Services 6066573 Virtual FL Certified Instructor Florida Virtual School 6068754

Course Director - Artificial Intelligence Full Sail University 6084174

Executive Director Analysis, Assessment and Accountability Florida Virtual School 6084148

Associate Course Director - English Composition Full Sail University 6084175

Manager Cost - Food & Beverage Universal Orlando 6080971

Retail Cashier Delaware North Companies 6072236 SALES CONSULTANTS Orange Buick GMC 6084172

Entrance Ops - Turnstile Attendant Universal Orlando 6080795 Manager Brand Marketing - Brand Experiences (Premium Products) Universal Orlando 6080794

Sr. Programmer Analyst Data Management Universal Orlando 6080792 PKZ Lead Student Advocate P/T CONTR City of Orlando 6083860 Human Resources Specialist City of Orlando 6083859 Pharmacy Tech St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6083322 Nursing Supervision St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6083321 Planner II City of Casselberry 6083317 Costuming Disney 6082250 Retail / Sales / Marketing Representatives Bluegreen Vacations 6066333 Internships - Paid Internships - Full Time Marketing Consultants of Orlando 6083900 Sales Representative Wyndham Vacation Ownership 6066329

Biomedical Equipment Technician 2 Sodexo 6075120 Inside Sales Representative Sykes 6074697 Lifeguard Disney 6069432 Water Distribution Field Supervisor City of Casselberry 6067155 Account Executive-Lakeland Global Imaging Systems 6073685 Director of Marketing & E-Commerce Paramount Hospitality Management 6065472 Lifeguard Wet n Wild 6065468 Evening Beverage Server Drury Hotels 6065463 Housekeeper Drury Hotels 6065462

Restaurant Reservations Clerk - JW Marriott Orlando Grande Lakes The Ritz Carlton & JW Marriott, Grande Lakes 6073663

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