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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor Erin Sullivan Editorial Arts & Culture Editor Jessica Bryce Young Associate Editor Ashley Belanger Senior Staff Writer Billy Manes Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Editorial Intern Luis Vazquez Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jenn Benner, Jeffrey C. Billman, Rob Boylan, Justin Braun, Teege Braune, Patrick Cooper, Jason Ferguson, Christopher Garcia, Hannah Glogower, Matt Gorney, James Greene Jr., Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Audrey Kristine, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Jeff Meyers, Dave Plotkin, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Yulia Tikhonova

SeaWorld and sea cows First, it’s not up to SeaWorld if they can return to the wild or not (“SeaWorld employees rescued a mother manatee on Mother’s Day,” Bloggytown, May 13), that’s decided by U.S. Fish and Wildlife [Service], a federal agency. Second, SeaWorld saved these guys’ lives, which I’m pretty sure the manatees are pretty happy about. Being

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dead or severely injured probably sucks. Vanessa Leavitt, via Facebook I work on the water near a release

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the wild. The people who want to close

67 Recently reviewed

them down sure aren’t going to step up

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited lately

6 Happytown If Gov. Rick Scott’s administration has its way, Florida is headed for a government shutdown on July 1

and save thousands of animals. Even if

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they had that much money they wouldn’t

71 Film Listings

have the teams of marine biologists with

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

6 This Modern World

that much training and experience to save

71 Opening in Orlando

9 Summer Guide 10 Lounge lizards No room key, no problem – beat the heat at these swanky hotel pools

them. Are they perfect? Not by a longshot.

Movies opening this week: The 100-Year-Old-Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared, Poltergeist and Tomorrowland

If you WANT animals to die needlessly then by all means, shut down SeaWorld.

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Karen Langrick via Facebook

Director George Miller puts younger actionmoviemakers to shame with Mad Max: Fury Road

14 Springs essentials What to bring to the springs

Borderline insanity

16 Cool story, bro

music

Unsung summer accessory: The koozie finally gets its day in the sun

74 Dark horsin’ around

I live in Florida (“Borderline: ACLU

Nine freezy treats to beat summer heat

Local scene curio False Punk creates a sonic cosmos that swirls around their black hole frontman

22 Do’sney and Don’tsney

74 Picks This Week

19 Frozen assets

rescuing and releasing them back into

map shows that the entirety of Florida is a rights-free immigration zone,” Bloggytown, May 14). There was a county

How to get the best of Walt Disney World during the dog days

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

here a few years ago that was notorious

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for pulling over any and all people who

24 Summer concert calendar

Fidlar and Metz blow the house down, plus Speedy Ortiz, Alexandra Love and DiVinci

appeared to be Hispanic, even though

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61 Best of the Fest

79 Down the Road

Three of our favorite shows at Orlando Fringe Festival so far

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food & drink

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63 Outliers

96 Lulu Eightball

Fill up the tank and hit the road to dine at topnotch spots outside Orlando city limits

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64 Bar Exam

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Drinking al fresco is easier than ever on the Fringe Festival Lawn

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Puerto Ricans are American citizens and north of the Miami area, the places of origin of most Hispanics are Puerto Rico, New York or New Jersey. Jean Alford, via Facebook

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“What I believe is going to happen is this: We’ll just have a continuation budget, which will mean we’ll have about an $8 billion surplus. … We’ll just do what we’ve done this last year. We won’t put more money into schools, which I wanted to do. We won’t cut taxes, which I wanted to do. We’ll just leave the money there, and deal with it in our next session, which starts in January.” – Gov. Rick Scott on Fox News’ On the Record with Greta Van Susteren idiocy – is throwing in a dangerous towel. We don’t buy it, and nor should you, but Scott’s reasoning seems to be that if he is going to alienate every entity that is not a business in this state, then it might as well involve those By the time this bit of political who loosely operate within his own “party” whittling has been digested by the huddled, as well – even though Scott was more green sunburnt masses yearning to be treated fairly in tea than Republican when he purchased his Florida, there will likely have been an actual call way into this mess. Or, perhaps, for that very for a special session of reason. the Florida Legislature But even those in the beginning June 1, because Republican brass aren’t if there isn’t, then – at least biting that party line, Amount Gov. Rick Scott told according to the smoke according to the Tampa Fox News that the state had signals being sent by Gov. Bay Times, because Scott’s in surplus budgetary funds Rick Scott’s administration notion of a “continuafor 2015-2016; a spokesperson and its circling wagons of tion budget,” one that later confirmed that Scott defensiveness – we are would simply carry over meant $1.8 billion, but who’s headed for a shutdown last year’s expenditures at counting? on July 1. the cost of even his agenda That date, you see, (not to mention the agenis the end of everything, das associated with the given that Florida’s House of Representatives state’s ever-growing population) into next slammed its Trapper Keepers shut days year, is wholly unnecessary. Even though they prior to finalizing a budget or even a legdo not agree on Medicaid expansion, Senate islative session earlier this spring. Medicaid President Gardiner and House Speaker Steve expansion was almost too hot of a button to Crisafulli, R-Merritt Island, are throwing touch for most of the icetheir hands up in the hearted conservative air over this notion of a legislative majority, even government shutdown. if the Senate – via OrlandoScott’s been watching too Scott’s proposed budget for based Senate President and many outdated national 2015-2016, including $673 Republican Andy Gardiner C-Span feeds, it seems, to million in tax cuts – was able to (once again) understand that our state dress up the proposition government can’t operate of saving a million lives as on a deficit, that there will something that could be pitched to the idiot be cuts to virtually everything, including the base as a free-market option. pet projects legislators trot out to increase their Now, however, Scott – who seems to be donor pools and their re-elections in the commimicking the “yee-haw” suicide maneuvers ing presidential election year. of Slim Pickens grabbing his slim pickings “I don’t think anybody really understands and jumping off a bomber (see Dr. Strangelove) what a continuation budget is,” Gardiner told in the name of stubborn dignity and, well, the Times. “We’ve always intended to come

Shakedown, shutdown

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back and do the budget.” Crisafulli agrees. So what we have here is a failure to communicate. What we don’t have here, however, is a true precedent. Scott’s chief of staff, Melissa Sellers, as we all know, is Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal’s former employee, and Louisiana kicks the budget can regularly. Moreover, it’s worth noting that Scott is being dishonest here, because if the bifurcated Legislature is willing to work out its own compromises in time for the constitutional summer deadline, what business does he have going on national television – cough, Fox News – and throwing a grenade into its negotiations? Meanwhile, you know what programs suffer when critical services are tabled (and this is from the state’s budget office, not some liberal watchdog group trying to eat your conservative babies): the Department of Corrections, Juvenile Justice, Health and Children and Families, upkeep of public schools, existing Medicaid expenditures, the Department of Transportation Work Program, the environment, funds for nationally declared disasters and the National Guard, housing and economic development – and the list goes on. All for what? A grudge match over Medicaid expansion and the inability of a man who defrauded Medicare to understand the needs of the working poor.

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“It’s a continuation of killing hard-working Floridians who can’t have health insurance because of their governor,” Organize Now director Stephanie Porta says. “He’ll stop at nothing.” And he can’t be stopped.

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f Winterfell were located in Central Florida, its citizens would need not fear winter. Their mantra, instead, would be, “Summer is coming,” and they’d be preparing to do battle with mosquitoes and international tourists invading town like a horde of zombies rather than wildlings and White Walkers. But they’d surely know to pick up their copies of the Weekly to find out where to go to beat the heat and avoid the walking dead. In our 2015 summer issue, we tell you where you can lounge by a hotel pool in style without breaking the rules (page 13); what necessities you should pack to enjoy a day at the springs (page 14); we wax poetic about how much we love beer koozies (page 16); we tell you where to find the coolest treats in town (page 19); and we give you a handy list of do’s and don’ts for visiting Disney in the summer (page 22). We also help you find the best summer concerts coming to town (page 24); we’ve got a listing of the best summer events (page 45), including Fourth of July fests and fireworks (page 56), and a listing of pool parties and special events for Gay Days (page 59). As always, don’t forget to check out our online calendar at orlandoweekly.com, where we keep you updated on all the best stuff happening in Orlando all summer long. Turn on your AC and get out your coolers – summer is definitely coming. And it’s gonna be a hot one. – Erin Sullivan

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No room key, no problem – beat the heat at these swanky hotel pools By HO L Ly V. Ka p H eRR

f the swimming hole at your apartment complex is overflowing with undesirables (eyes up here, Apartment 2B) or you’re just yearning for a lazy day where you can feel pampered and posh without spending a mint, you’re in luck. Those touristy hotels and high-rises you usually complain about are about to become your favorite staycation spot. Here, dive into some Orlando resorts that welcome non-guests to make like a tourist in their pools and float, lounge and doggy-paddle for a meager price (or totally gratis).

Hyatt Regency Orlando 9801 International Drive, 407-284-1234; orlando.regency.hyatt.com The newly rebranded sky-high hotel sports three pools, waterfalls, slides, a poolside grill and bar, as well as rental cabanas outfitted with mini fridges and flat-screen TVs. Requirements: To use the pool, just walk right out there in your swimsuit and get to relaxing. Or gather some friends and rent a cabana for a half-day ($95) or full day (10 a.m. to 6 p.m., $175).

The Ritz-Carlton Orlando, Grande Lakes 4012 Central Florida Parkway, 407-206-2400; ritzcarlton.com/orlando Rent a cabana, dive into the 4,000-squarefoot lap pool or go to the gun show in the fitness center, then order a blackened grouper sandwich from the poolside café. Requirements: Purchase a spa treatment to get access to the pool area. A $50 pedi might just be worth it to get to hobnob with the swanky set for the day; you wouldn’t want unsightly toenails out there anyway.

Hilton Orlando 6001 Destination Parkway, 407-313-4300; thehiltonorlando.com Water slides, a zero-entry pool (walk right into the water like you’re at the beach) and a palm-lined lazy river are just a few of the 10

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amenities at the I-Drive hotel’s resort area. Stay on for s’mores at the two poolside fire pits. Requirements: Book a spa treatment and get access to the bars and slides outside, or splash out on a cabana package and lunch is included – along with HD flat-screen TV, a mini-fridge and Wi-Fi.

Coco Key Water Resort 7400 International Drive, 407-351-2626; cocokeyorlando.com Sure, it’s gaudy and flashy and geared toward kids and families (small price to pay), but for a pittance you can wade in the shallow end, splash in mushroom fountains, jet down a slide or just park yourself on a lounger and people-watch. Florida residents get in for just under $22; friends from out of town will pay $30.

Reunion Resort & Club 7593 Gathering Drive, Kissimmee, 407-662-1000; reunionresort.com Here’s where making strategic friends can really come in handy – Reunion Resort & Club’s water park includes adult-sized slides and an eternally relaxing lazy river. The poolside grill boasts a full liquor bar (and food as well but, you know, liquid lunch), so you can sip Mai Tais like you’re in Oahu. Requirements: If you’re a member, you’re in. If you’re friends with a member (see above) you’re also in. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Cool story, bro Unsung summer accessory: Koozies finally have a day in the sun By As h l e y B e l An g e r

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pens do – a friend wraps your can in a koozie and next thing you know, you have a drawer full of them and never sought to own a single one. Call it serendipkoozie? But if you’re in the market, you can root out old-school designs at thrift stores and the latest neon trends in can cover-ups at tourist shops in town. There’s also local designers like VNM with their crude-dude line of koozies (thevnm.com, or at Etoile Boutique), which with a certain bro nonchalance shrugs suggestions like “Dump ’Em Out” and “Chill ’Em All.” There’s also newcomer VSOM (vsombrand.com), whose initials very seasonably stand for “Vacation State of Mind” and whose koozies show a dachshund in shades who seems to have found his beach on Gilligan’s Island. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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weating the Florida sun is a given in the summer, but through it all, the koozie keeps its cool. (Well … unless you get one of those especially shitty foam jobs that blow out faster than Jimmy Buffett’s flip-flops.) The koozie (a.k.a. coozie, coolie, cozy, etc.) is nearly as critical an accessory as air conditioning or sunglasses for sensible Floridians. It’s a poolside tool as much as a toy, necessarily insulating our refreshments to keep us hydrated, inebriated and, on more forgiving days, even a little less jaded. Some koozie designs skew tourist-trashy, mirroring salacious bikini-clad postcard imagery, while others get punny with snortlaugh slogans or smirking, cheesy humor. Most often, koozies seem to pass between owners the way that lighters and ballpoint

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Tiger’s Blood sno-cone Rainbow Sno-Cones, 3724 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park, 407-896-9105 It’s in a new location, but Rainbow SnoCones is still classic Orlando. Follow in the footsteps of Rainbow’s generations of devoted customers with a Tiger’s Blood – a sweet-tart blend of strawberry, watermelon and coconut syrups poured over perfectly crystalline shaved ice.

Frozen assets Nine freezy treats to beat summer heat By Je ssica Bryce you n g

Honeydew shaved snow Bubbles & Ice, 811 N. Mills Ave., 407-895-8833 Shaved snow is made from flavored, milky (though non-dairy) ice: frozen into giant blocks, heaved onto a rotating spit and shaved into gossamer-thin layers. The flavor and topping possibilities are almost endless, but honeydew snow topped with multicolored sprinkles and fruity popping pearls is especially refreshing.

Pistachio gelato Rome’s Flavours, 124 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-951-8039 The owners, an Italian couple who ran a gelateria in Rome before relocating to Winter Park, make their own gelatos in house daily. The pistachio flavor is just right for summer appetites – dense, pale creamy green, intensely nutty and not too sweet.

coco-cocoa pop The Pop Parlour, 431 E. Central Blvd., 321-348-7677 The temple of popsicles has a plethora of flavors from which to choose, different every day based on what’s in season. It’s almost too hard to choose just one, but our current obsession (beating out summery vanilla-sweet corn), is the coco-cocoa: coconut milk and deep dark chocolate combined

in an all-growed-up pop that’s miles more sophisticated than the Fudgsicle of your childhood.

chocolate lava milkshake Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse & Wine Bar, 933 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-699-9463; 8030 Via Dellagio Way, 407-352-5706 A steakhouse may not seem an ideal summer hangout, but you might make an exception for Fleming’s boozy milkshake, spun from vanilla ice cream, chocolate lava cake and Bulleit rye whiskey. Find it on their bar menu and make happy hour even happier.

Frozen Mojo Jojo Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave., 407-893-4994 The ever-popular Mojo Jojo, a concoction of dark-roast coffee, condensed milk, cinnamon, nutmeg and a dash of cayenne, can be whirled with ice in the blender – get some brain-freeze with your caffeine fix.

sesame milk slush Quickly Boba & Snow, 3214 E. Colonial Drive, 407-270-4570 You’ve probably had Asian milk tea with boba before, but those familiar flavors – taro, green tea, cantaloupe – are even chillier when blended up into a slush. Quickly

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has dozens, but we’re partial to the nuttyvanilla sesame, particularly when revved up with the addition of coffee jelly cubes (level up from your boring boba.) Boy Kong’s fantastic mural is also cooler than cool.

ice kacang Mamak Asian Street Food, 1231 E. Colonial Drive, 407-270-4688 Get exotic with a bowl of Malaysian ice kacang – a mound of shaved ice and sweet condensed milk topped with sticky-sweetstarchy red beans, creamy corn, cubes of translucent grass jelly and juicy palm nuts, drizzled with simple syrup and sprinkled with roasted peanuts.

avocado drink Loving Hut, 2101 E. Colonial Drive, 407-894-5673 Don’t be put off by the bare-bones name. This is a lush, creamy blend of soy milk, fresh avocado and unrefined sugar, whipped up in the Vitamix into a thirst-quenching pale-green slurp that actually tastes like avocado, not generic vanilla smoothie. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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Do’sney always splits a room at one of Walt Disney World Resort’s “value” hotels with friends. This ensures that Do’sney and his pals can take a midday break when the crowds have reached peak insanity. Nothing can ruin a day like being trapped on Main Street, USA trying to enter or exit the Magic Kingdom in the Florida summer heat. Do’sney prefers to be chilling with his resort pool privilege, sipping on a Captain’s Mai Tai. Do’sney also takes advantage of the Extra Magic Hours afforded to the traveling party by staying at a Disney resort. This allows them access to the parks either before or after operating hours for up to two hours, depending on the day. Don’tsney just shows up whenevs, acting like the mayor or something. Don’tsney gets a lot of panic attacks utilizing this strategy.

Do’s and don’ts to help you get the best of Walt Disney World during the dog days By TimoT hy m u r r ay

es, it’s summertime again and in Orlando that means one thing: Crushing throngs of tourists will flock from across the globe to enjoy our illustrious theme-park offerings. So I’ve asked my good friends Do’sney and Don’tsney to help me out with some tips for enjoying the lifeblood of our local economy, whether you hail from Lake Mary or Lake Titicaca. Take it away, fellas!

Do’sney stays hydrated with good ol’ H20 and uses lots of sunblock. Do’sney even wears a silly hat sometimes when the brutal sun is particularly intense. Don’tsney don’t care. The overconsumption of soda will most likely be the death of our pal one day. And at $3 a pop! Someone should let Don’tsney know that any Disney food cart or restaurant that has the ability to throw ice and water in a cup will do so. All it takes is the courage to ask. Let’s not even go into the crying we hear down at the office when Don’tsney gets blistering sunburns from ignoring Do’sney’s constant lectures on the importance of SPF.

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Do’sney dresses appropriately, wearing just enough to stay cool but not so little as to not offend. Nobody wants to see that, sir or ma’am. For the safety and comfort of those around you, please put it away. This isn’t Mons Venus. Don’tsney lets it all hang out, New Orleans-style. Nothing is going to stop the madness that is Don’tsney’s summer wardrobe. Holes everywhere. Sometimes, those around Don’tsney are lucky that there’s even enough fabric to have holes in it! It’s difficult to look away when you’re stuck in a 120-minute wait for Peter Pan. Do’sney finds quiet areas and lessertraveled pathways like the one that takes you from behind Space Mountain in Tomorrowland to the Fantasyland Train Station. Areas like this can make all the difference on an overly crowded August day. Do’sney also likes the Morocco pavilion at Epcot for “getting away” inside the theme parks. Don’tsney tries to hit all of the most popular attractions during peak times. Don’tsney doesn’t even try to utilize Fastpass+, an easy-to-use tool that lets you reserve a ride time for all of your favorites, sometimes as many as 60 days in advance with a resort stay. So there you have it, folks! When you’re going to Disney, don’t be a Don’tsney. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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May 27

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Rick Krasowski 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. The New Sam Rivers’ Rivbea Orchestra 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Torque: Buck & Solfunk, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938. May 28

AC & His Mason Jars, Caiti Patton, Foxy Lady Williams, Ellowyn Kane 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-270-9104. Kill Paris, Louis Futon, Bees Knees 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Late Night Swim: Testing the Water 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Melt Banana, the Hamiltons, Spires of the Lunar Sphere 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Pathos Pathos, Wilder Sons, They Cage the Animals 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

May 29

Appetite for Destruction (Guns N’ Roses Tribute), 1984 (Van Halen Tribute) 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5.25-$10; 407-934-2583. Billy Floyd, Petey and the Ravens 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669. Doda Dat Trill, STRANGE, Yung Trappa, Caprice, Chico Flex, Daekreon 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $11-$14; 407-322-7475. Florida Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett, Frankie Ballard 7:30 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $25-$59.75; (813) 740-2446. Kaleigh Baker, Jonnie Morgan Band, the Groove Orient, Liquid Spiral 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Moonmen From Mars, Luscious Lisa, Zulu Wave, Warm Like Winter 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Hi-Rez 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570. Hurricane Party: The Movement, Thomas Wynn & the Believers, Beebs & Her Moneymakers, Ballyhoo! and more noon; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20-$30; 321-202-0011. Los Cafres, Rafael Pondé, Bachaco 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $52.25$62.25; 407-934-2583. Nghtmre 9:30 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699. Saigon Kick 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$50; 407-246-1419. The Story So Far, Four Year Strong, Terror, Souvenirs 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20$25; 407-228-1220.

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Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Pitbull ; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000. JunE 2

Phil Barnes 8-10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

May 31

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

May 30

Aaron Krause 8-10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Absinthe Trio 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Dromes DJ Set 10 p.m.; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. JunE 1

Adjy 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Boy Without Batteries, Hoshikuzu Kid, Benjamin Briggs 9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636.

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Europa, Goodmorning Love, Velocirapture, Odessos 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Karl Berger and Ingrid Sertso 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

Functionally Literate Afterparty With Erica Dawson and PhDeejay 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Hannah Harber & the Lionhearts, the Jesse Smith Project, Christian Lee Hutson 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Twisted Tuesday With Copious Jones 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669. JunE 3

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Curren$y 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $30$50; 407-872-0066.

The Funeral Portrait, ForeverAtLast, the Knowing Within, From Mortals to Monsters, Until My Last Breath, Felicity 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

The Everymen, Captains of April, Transcendental Telecom, Timothy Eerie 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Herbie D and the Dangermen 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. JunE 4

Blueprint With Supastition and DJ Rare Groove, Midas the Beast, Jorok 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419.

Fito Paez 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $30-$35; 407-934-2583. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Smiling Bison’s First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. JunE 5

Allen Stone, Brynn Elliot 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

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Train, the Fray, Matt Nathanson 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, , at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $18-$72.50; 813-740-2446. Traverser, Miridian, Gargamel!, Auditory Armory 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Kellie Pickler ; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000. We Party: Frat House 9 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20 - $40; 407-872-0066.

AC & His Mason Jars, Caiti Patton 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

ConCERT C a l E n Da R Ancient Sun, Flat Land, the Happy Campers 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669. Hyperglow 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $38.50-$55; 407-228-1220. The Internet Is Where Everyone Is Wrong: Kolezanka, Michael Parallax, ARK 10 pm; The Space, 1206 E. Colonial Drive; $5 suggested donation; 407-205-7572. New Kids on the Block, Nelly, TLC 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $28$89.50; 800-745-3000.

Third Eye Blind, Dashboard Confessional, Augustana 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50$42.50; 407-934-2583. Turbo Fruits, Panther Camp, Sol Cat, the Plush Monsters, Dumber Bunnies 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Vertebreaker, Darkness by Design, the Kingdom Fell, Atlas, Nation of Decay 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5-$7; 407-322-7475. JunE 6

Old Again, Hungover, Northbound 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570. Rico Monaco Band 6:30 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014.

Florida Metal Showcase: Soulswitch, Meka Nism, From the Embrace, Oathkeeper, Nothing to Offer, Levity 7:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Insvrgence, After Me the Flood 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $5-$10; 407-730-3999. Northern Faces, Let It Happen 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570. Obituary, Thrashaholica, Lacerate, Emporos, Shattered 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20-$25; 407-322-7475. Ookay 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; tickets at door; 407-504-7699.

Farewell My Love, Famous Last Words, Sycamour, It Lives It Breathes, Loaded Guns, Actions Speak Louder, From Mortals to Monsters 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$14; 407-999-2570. Guantanamo Baywatch, Wet Nurse, Thee Wilt Chamberlain 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. JunE 8

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Skatter Brainz, In Pursuit of Liberty, FL’s Lewd Acts 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-270-9104.

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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David Oliver Willis (from American Idol), Billy Wright, Emily Piriz, J. None 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Red Paintings 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Three Cents Short, Sketchie, Yugoskavia, Irie Green Conundrum, DJ Jeff Richey 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Lil Dicky, ProbCause 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Panda Funk, Dirty Audio, Deorro, Zoofunktion, IEZ 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$30; 407-872-0066. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Superheaven, Diamond Youth, Rozwell Kid, Tourist Traps, Pathos Pathos 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13; 407-999-2570. JunE 12

Barnyard Stompers, Clem McGillicutty & the Burnouts, the Blacklist Swindlers, Swamp Rats, Will Brack, Eugene Snowden 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Beta Play, the Tragic Thrills, the Capital 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Charli XCX 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$35; 407-648-8363. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The Stereo Type, the Burnin Smyrnans 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8; 407-246-1419. JunE 13

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October 7 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $30-$35.

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Local Brews, Local Grooves: Thomas Wynn & the Believers, Evan Taylor Jones 3:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583.

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Maruta, Mindscar, God Harvest 10 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Obliterati, Luscious Lisa, Billy Taylor 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Orlando Gay Chorus: 7:30-9:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25 in advance; $30 at the door; 407-841-7464. Professor Shyguy, DJ Roborob, Marc With a C 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: GSB - A Tribute to Journey Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. SuperDuperKyle, King Wavy Tour 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Huey Lewis & the News Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000. Yellow Claw 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-872-0066. JunE 14

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Henrietta, Meridian, Steven Gray 8:30 p.m.; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

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Zap Dragon & the Attack, Future Kid Sisters, Pasty Cline 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. JunE 16

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Jon Bellion 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. JunE 17

Control This!, Caffiends, Mrs. Skannotto, May Weather, Doug Lowell 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Orlando Gay Chorus 4:306:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25 in advance; $30 at the door; 407-841-7464.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

The War on Drugs 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-648-8363. JunE 18

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Light Years, Head North, No Good News, Casey Bolles, Adult Life, Haunter 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Third Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive (of the Tuff Darts), Coma Club 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. JunE 19

1349, Vattnet Viskar, Sons of Ragnar, Secrets She Kept, Faethom 6:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712. Classic Albums Live: Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $4$9; 407-351-5483. Cory Branan, Austin Miller 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. House of Lightning, Wrong, Rapturous Grief, Waste Layer 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$12; 407-999-2570. Matoma 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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The Strange Trip 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117. JunE 20

Archnemesis, Cat Party, SamsunRising 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669. The Dreaming (Formerly Stabbing Westward), Blaine the Mono, SML8, Machines on Blast, Sugarless 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-322-7475. Evan Taylor Jones, Galia Social 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Morgan Page 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $13.50; 407-504-7699. The Murder Junkies, Moonmen From Mars, Room Full of Strangers 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$12; 407-999-2570.

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. JunE 25

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sleeping With Sirens, the Summer Set, Nick Santino 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Def Leppard 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $18-$118; (813) 740-2446.

Hate Eternal, Abdomen Canvas, Fires Eternal, Tyrannophobia, Emporos 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $18; 407-322-7475.

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Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Goo Goo Dolls ; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Edmonton, the New Lows, Moonbeard, the Areolas, the Florida Rooms, Coma Club 2 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: 2U - A Tribute to U2 Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Sleeping With Sirens, the Summer Set, Nick Santino 5 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

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Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Bubbly Bears Birthday Bash: Drew Yardis, Eugene Snowden, Summer Day Rescue, Darko Gray, Milka, Family Gang and more 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Ottmar Liebert, Luna Negra 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $18.50-$21; 407-934-2583. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel JEpcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. JunE 26

Bengali 600, Leisure Chief, Meiuuswe 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $7; 407-677-9669. Betty Who 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Carl Palmer’s ELP Legacy 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$49.50; 407-228-1220.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Mike DelGuidice & Big Shot - A Tribute to Billy Joel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407824-4321.

Juicy J 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $30$125; 407-872-0066. Orlando Rocks!: Mr. Bella, True Violet, Leaving Haven, the Dead Deads 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney

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QST, Ted Massena, GRÜVV, GRANT, City Tucker 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419. The Legendary JC’s 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

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Primitive Man, Celeste, Ad Nauseum, Devalued, God Harvest 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104.

The Ongoing Concept 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

27 Club Tribute Show 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 321-426-0187.

Slippery When Wet 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $8; 407-934-2583.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Aquatic Bass: Frankie Bones, Rob-E & Security, Stylus, D-Extreme and more 11 am-10 pm; Monumental Hotel Orlando, 12120 International Drive; $20.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Cedric Gervais 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10; 407-504-7699.

Terrorizer, Thicket, Dark Disciple, Thrashaholica, Destructonomicon 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $16-$20; 407-322-7475.

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Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Say Anything, Modern Baseball, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Hard Girls 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19-$23; 407-934-2583. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive,

Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Twisted Tuesday With the Stereo Type 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669. July 1

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Maná 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47$200; 800-745-3000. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Black Tusk, Meatwound, Bhavachakra 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Dierks Bentley, Maddie & Tae, Kip Moore, Canaan Smith 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $26-$50.75; (813) 740-2446. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Smiling Bison’s First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Kult Ov Azazel, Killing Addiction, Faethom, Nefarious Ascendency, Markradonn 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475. Orlando Rocks Country!: Patrick Gibson, Greg Warren, Jaime Davis 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The Toddlerz Ball Featuring Todrick Hall 6:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $27-$82; 407-351-5483.

MewithoutYou, Foxing 5:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Vans Warped Tour: PUP, Senses Fail, Riff Raff, more 11 am; Festival Field at the Citrus Bowl, 400 S. Rio Grande Ave.; $38.50. July 6

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Helsott, Draconis 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Twisted Tuesday With Timothy Eerie, the Death Tremors, Tiger Fawn 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669. July 8

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 9

Between the Buried and Me, Animals as Leaders, the Contortionist 7:30 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$50; 407-872-0066. Delta Rae 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. COnTInuED On PaGE 35

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Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Don’t Look Back: A Tribute to Boston Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 10

Neon Trees, Coin, Fictionist 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25$30; 407-648-8363. O-Town Meltdown 6:30-9:30 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-872-0066. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Fire & Ice: A Tribute to Pat Benatar Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

The Ben Meyer Band 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

BJ Barham (of American Aquarium), Terri Binion 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

I the Mighty, Hail the Sun, Too Close to Touch 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Anthony Raneri, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Allison Weiss 7:30 p.m.; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$16; 407-246-1419.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 14

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Hollywood Ending 5 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$60; 407-246-1419.

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American Idol Live! 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $47-$62; 407-351-5483.

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Rascal Flatts 7:30 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $25-$54.75; (813) 740-2446. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake

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Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Twisted Tuesday With NoNeed, Squid Brothers Inc. 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669. July 15

Brit Floyd 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50-$42; 407-934-2583. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The Wilderness, Odessos, Pathos Pathos, Reverist 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. July 16

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. July 17

Motion City Soundtrack, the Spill Canvas, Sorority Noise 5:30 pm; The Beacham,

46 N. Orange Ave.; $22$121; 407-648-8363. Summer Ska Fest: Control This!, Lake Worth Long Shots, the Freecoasters, Oklahoma Stackhouse, the Luna Bellum, Irie Green Conundrum 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$8. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 18

Kid Rock, Foreigner 6:45 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, , at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $20; (813) 740-2446. Round Eye, Mr. Clit and the Pink Cigarettes, Tight Genes, the Attack 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Stayin’ Alive: A Tribute to the Bee Gees Epcot, 200

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 20

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. La Luna, Gillian Carter, Neat Freak 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 23

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 21

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sealion 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 24

Corey Smith 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $17.50-$20; 407-934-2583. Electric Citizen 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Lord Huron, Widowspeak 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $23$55; 407-648-8363.

Jake Miller, Jasmine V 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$35; 407-648-8363.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

The Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $29.50-$69.50; 813-740-2446.

The Vamps, the Tide, Before You Exit 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$28; 407-934-2583.

Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

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Calabrese, Coagulate, Martyr’s Asylum, Beyond Silence 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; TBA; 407-322-7475. Idina Menzel 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $55-$99.50; 407-250-4888. Slipknot, Lamb of God, Bullet for My Valentine, Motionless in White 6 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $13-$400; 813-740-2446. Sounds Like Summer Concert Series: Hotel California: A Salute to the Eagles Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. July 26

311 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $37.50; 407-351-5483. Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Gypsy Star, the Getbye 2:30 pm; Villa ConRoy, 1521 W. Ivanhoe Blvd; $12 suggested donation. Lazy Afternoon Sundays with Shortkut 5 p.m.; The Patio, 14 A W. Washington St.; $10$40; thelazyafternoon.com. July 27

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. July 28

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Dave Matthews Band 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, , at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $31.50-$76; (813) 740-2446. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. July 30

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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The Bloody Jug Band 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Citizen Cope (Full Band) 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $26; 407-934-2583. Psychostick, Wolfborne, Gargamel!, NoSelf, Sugarless, Fight Fall 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$18; 407-322-7475. Toby Keith, Colt Ford, Chris Janson 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $20$54.75; 813-740-2446. aug. 2

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Chayanne 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $36-$126; 800-745-3000.

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Whitesnake 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $37.50-$77.50; 407-351-5483. aug. 4

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. My Morning Jacket 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $43-$54.50; 407-351-5483. aug. 5

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. aug. 6

The Bakers, Warm Like Winter, Skatter Brainz 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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10 Years, Nonpoint, the Family Ruin 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583.

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

Rocky Votolato and Dave Hause 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12$14; 407-246-1419.

Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Smiling Bison’s First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. COnTInuED On PaGE 40

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The Cook Trio 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Orlando Nerd Fest noon; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; contact for price.

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The Appleseed Cast, Dikembe, Annabel 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Colbie Caillat 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $26-$29; 407-934-2583. 40

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The Scene II Underground Hip-Hop Festival 8 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 407-872-0066. aug. 9

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange

Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Get Up Kids, Braid, the Weaks 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19.99-$24; 407-934-2583. Orlando Nerd Fest noon; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; contact for price. aug. 10

Alice In Chains 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $43.50$83.50; 407-351-5483.

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Basement, Adventures, LVL UP, Palehound 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $16$18; 407-648-8363. Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. aug. 11

Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

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Malevolent Creation, Thrashaholica, Killing Addiction, Thicket, Emporos 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $16-$20; 407-322-7475. The Molly Ringwalds 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $15-$17; 407-934-2583. Sublime With Rome, Rebelution, Pepper, Mickey Avalon 6 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $12.50-$52.50; 813-740-2446. aug. 16

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Steely Dan, Elvis Costello & the Impostors 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $25-$139; 813-740-2446. “Weird Al” Yankovic Get ready to polka white & nerdy. 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $28.50$47.50; 407-351-5483. aug. 12

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. aug. 13

Incubus, Deftones, Death From Above 1979, the Bots 6:15 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $18$92.50; 813-740-2446. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Culture Club 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd; $57.50-$148; 407-351-5483.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. aug. 19

Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Nashville Pussy, Valient Thorr 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. aug. 20

Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. aug. 21

J. Cole, YG, Big Sean, Jeremih 6:30 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, Tampa; $21-$63.75; 813-740-2446. My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Machines on Blast, SML8 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12; 407-322-7475. aug. 17

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. aug. 18

Brandon Flowers 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $29.50-$30; 407-648-8363. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Umphrey’s McGee 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583. aug. 22

Tim McGraw, Chase Bryant, Billy Currington 7 pm; MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre, at the Florida State Fairgrounds, Tampa; $27.25-$68; 813-740-2446. aug. 23

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Todd Rundgren 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$54.50; 407-228-1220. aug. 24

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Hans York 2:30 pm; Villa ConRoy, 1521 W. Ivanhoe Blvd; $12 suggested donation. aug. 31

Jazz Meets Motown 7-10 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. SEpT. 1

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Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. SEpT. 3

Earl Sweatshirt, Vince Staples, Remy Banks 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$60; 407-872-0066. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Smiling Bison’s First Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. SEpT. 4

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The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Third Saturday of every month, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. Orlando Farmers Market This is more of a community market than a farmers market, but it’s a great spot to nab lunch and mimosas and to browse through booths of cool stuff on Lake Eola. Sundays, 10 am; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. Second Thursday of every month, 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

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Alive After 5 Recurring monthly street party located in historic Downtown Sanford. Art, food, music and beer. Every month has a different theme. Second Thursday of every month; 5-8 pm; downtown Sanford, East First Street and South Park Avenue, Sanford; free. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market held rain or shine in parking lot of Stardust Video & Coffee. Features local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; Free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival and Art Stroll Shop, stroll and sip through downtown Baldwin Park. First Friday of every month; 5:30-9 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free. Bears Night Out Join the bears for a monthly gathering at the Bear Den at Parliament House. Happy hour drink prices until midnight, games, prizes and new furry friends are in store every month. Every third Friday of the month, 10 pm Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; bearsinthecity.com. East End Market Community Yoga Join the ever-soenlightening Megan Hudson for an hour of relaxation and rejuvenation every Thursday morning in the market’s bright and welcoming event space. Every other Thursday; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; by donation; 321-236-3316.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lots behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. 6:30 pm; The Milk District, 2424 E. Robinson St.; various vendors and menu prices; facebook. com/tastytuesdaysorlando.

Food Truck Fridays Live music, entertainment and a plethora of culinary options. Bring a receipt from any store in Artegon to guest services and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. Every fourth Friday, 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; artegonmarketplace.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Guitars and Cars Musicians get together for a swap meet at Renningers, so if guitars or cars are your thing, you might want to flag this weekend to get stringed along in Mount Dora. Second Saturday of every month, 8 am-5 pm; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $2; 352-383-8393.

What’s Up Downtown A free monthly event for Orlandoans and visitors to learn more about developments and initiatives happening in and planned for downtown Orlando. First Thursday of every month; 8:30 am; multiple locations; free; 407-246-3789; downtownorlando.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats. FridaysSundays, 11:15 am; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com.

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Star Wars Weekends Annual celebration for lovers of all things Star Wars. Characters and celebs from the films make appearances, special merchandise is for sale and every weekend there are events, autograph opportunities and themed entertainment. Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays throughJune 17; Disney’s Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, 351 S Studio Drive, Lake Buena Vista; 407-939-5277; free with park admission fee; disneyworld.disney.go.com. May 27

Bad Movie Night: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie Try to make it through the movie to win prizes. Every drink you buy gets you a raffle ticket. 7:45 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. May 28

The 2015 Champions Tour with Florida State Coach Jimbo Fisher The Seminole Club of Greater Orlando hosts college football coach Jimbo Fisher. Bid on exclusive Seminole merchandise and get the scoop on all things Nole before football season gets started. 5-9 pm; The Orchid Garden, 26 W. Church St.; $29-$35; 407-209-7088; orchidgardenorlando.com.

$125; 407-645-4443; christners primesteakandlobster.com. Grease/Grease 2 Sing-a-long An interactive sing-a-long event for the classic musicals Grease/Grease 2! 7:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261. Movieola: Brave Enjoy a free family film on the east lawn of Lake Eola Park. 8 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net. May 30

1st Annual OCESWA Walk For Funds The Orange County Educational Social Worker Association hosts its first annual walk for funds to benefit students and families in need. 2:30-5 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; $15; 407-571-8863; uptownaltamonte.com. Hats Off to Success Fundraiser for Dress for Success featuring a raffle, a full brunch buffet, motivational talks and inspiring awards. 10 am-1 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $35-$40; 407-295-1066. Orlando City vs. Columbus Crew MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476. May 30-31

Repticon Reptile event featuring vendors offering reptile pets, supplies and merchandise as well as live animal seminars and frequent free raffles for coveted prizes. 10 am-5 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $10; 863-268-4273; repticon.com. May 31

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Christner’s Summer Wine Dinner This special threecourse meal features a filet trio and pairings with Kuleto wines. Only 20 spots available. RSVP to christners@rockawaypr.com. 7 pm; Christner’s Prime Steak and Lobster, 729 Lee Road;

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Meditation & Movie Night Guided meditation followed by an inspiring documentary. 6:30-9 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $10; 407-595-3731.

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PJs & A Movie: The Breakfast Club Each month this summer, enjoy a classic ’80s film in your PJs at The Abbey. Popcorn, candy, bean bags, throw pillows and drink specials all available. 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8; 407-704-6261.

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Gay Days Orlando Annual event based around visits to all of the Disney parks. Full week of partying, pool parties, a vendor expo and tons more. Multiple locations, various prices; see page 59 for a schedule of events; gaydays.com. JUnE 4-6

Gay Days Film Festival Showing UNFIT: Ward vs. Ward. 6 pm; DoubleTree By Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; free. For more Gay Days event listings, see page 59. JUnE 5-6

135th Silver Spurs Rodeo Osceola County keeps the rodeo tradition going since 1944, billed as “The Largest Rodeo East of the Mississippi.” 7:30 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 321-697-3333. Historic Cocoa Village’s 5th Annual BBQ & Blues Annual weekend-long event sanctioned by the Florida BBQ Association, featuring live blues music and barbecue experts competing for $10,000 cash prize. Cocoa Riverfront orlando weekly ● MAY 20-26, 2015

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Orlando PWG Wedding Show Orlando Perfect Wedding Guide is a one-day massive wedding-planning experience. 12-4 pm; Hilton Orlando, 6001 Destination Parkway; $10-15; 888-222-7433; perfect weddingguide.com.

Full Moon Music Circle Celebrate the new moon and full moon cycles with the Florida School of Holistic Living. 7-10 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; donations accepted; 407-595-3731.

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Winter Park Wedding Expo Upscale event providing access to Orlando’s top wedding professionals alongside appetizers, giveaways and musical entertainment. 2 pm; Winter Park Community Center, 721 New England Ave., Winter Park; $10-$15. JUnE 7

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Dancer in the Dark Cry in a dark room over this uncomfortable movie with a bunch of strangers. Noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; willspub.org. JUnE 10

#Project 0 End of the year high school bash. Ages 1418. 8 pm-midnight; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15 - $20; 407-872-0066. JUnE 12-14

Lakeridge Winery 25th Annual Harvest Festival Stomping of grapes, food and drinks, live music, art, and family fun. 10 am-5 pm; 800-768-9463; $2 donation; lakeridgewinery.com JUnE 14

Orlando City vs. D.C. United MLS soccer. 7 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

Orlando Roller Derby Orlando roller derby 4:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707. JUnE 13-14

Introduction to Homeopathy Learn seven homeopathic remedies for common illnesses and first aid. 10 am-6 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $175; 407-595-3731. JUnE 13

Taste of The Caribbean and Jerk Festival Authentic Caribbean food, music and entertainment for all. 11 am; Waterfront Park, Clermont, 330 Third St., Clermont; $7. Orlando Predators vs. Philadelphia Soul Arena football. 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15; 800-745-3000. JUnE 14

FilmSlam ’15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. JUnE 15

New Moon Music Circle Celebrate the lunar cycles with the Florida School of Holistic Living. 7-10 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; donations accepted; 407-595-3731. JUnE 19-20

Mascot Games 30 sports team’s mascots from across the country competing in gladiator-like games. Proceeds benefit New Hope For Kids. Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12; 800-745-3000. JUnE 19

Grease/Grease 2 Sing-a-long An interactive sing-a-long event for the classic musicals Grease/Grease 2! 7:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15 - $25; 407-704-6261.

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Sacred Earth Celebrations: Summer Solstice Celebrate the changing rhythms and seasons of Earth with the Florida School of Holistic Living. 6-9 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $35; 407-595-3731. JUnE 20

Caribbean American Heritage Month Festival Cultural performances, food, music and an authentic kwe kwe (African pre-wedding celebration) performance. Noon; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-810-6435. Get Lei’d Luau Pub Crawl Hawaii-themed Wall Street pub crawl starting at WaiTiki. 8 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; $10; 407-481-1199.

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Ira Glass Featuring the host and creator of the public radio program, This American Life. 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $42.50$55.50; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. L’Gouthro Bal Violet Purple masked ball benefiting the National Multiple Sclerosis Mid Florida Chapter. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $55 - $155; 407-704-6261. Making Your Own Natural Skin Care Products - Herbal Cosmetics Learn how to

make your very own herbal cosmetics. 10 am-6 pm; Florida School of Holistic Living, 1109 E. Concord St.; $100; 407-595-3731. Night Hike at the Zoo Experience the sights and sounds of the zoo at night during this exciting nocturnal adventure. Fascinating night life will come to light as you venture into the zoo for a guided flashlight tour and explore the zoo after dark. Registration required. 7:30 pm; Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens, 3755 N. U.S. Highway 17-92, Sanford; $20; 407-3234450; centralfloridazoo.org. Party at the Plaza The Orlando Philharmonic hosts four stages of live music, featuring headliner Orlando Transit Authority performing the music of Chicago, as well as other artists playing jazz, classic rock, cabaret, chamber music and more. Food will be provided by Arthur’s, Cuisiners, Houlihan’s Rosen Shingle Creek and Wondermade. Proceeds benefit the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $75; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com. JUnE 23

Exhibition on Screen: Girl With a Pearl Earring and Other Treasures from the Mauritshuis in the Hague After two years on a blockbuster world tour, the Girl with a Pearl Earring has returned home to the much-

loved Mauritshuis museum in The Hague, which has just completed extensive renovations. With huge lines waiting for a glimpse of her inscrutable beauty and nearly 1.2 million visitors at its stop in Japan, the enduring appeal of this masterpiece is indisputable. This onenight event pursues the many unresolved riddles surrounding the extraordinary painting and its mysterious creator, Vermeer. Who was this girl? Why and how was it painted? Why is it so revered? 7 pm; Multiple locations, Various local venues; $12.50; fathomevents.com. JUnE 24

Orlando City vs. Colorado Rapids MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476. JUnE 26

Hunks The Show All male Las Vegas male revue performance. 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20 - $100; 407-704-6261. MoviEola: Maleficent Starring Angelina Jolie as the Disney villain alongside Dakota Fanning for a live-action take on the classic story of Sleeping Beauty. Enjoy a free family film on the east lawn of Lake Eola Park. 8 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net.

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Orlando Predators vs. New Orleans Voodoo Arena football. 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15; 800-745-3000. JUnE 27-28

Walker Stalker Con A zombie, horror and sci-fi convention and meetup inspired by the Walker Stalkers Podcast with James & Eric. Meet stars from the Walking Dead and other shows. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $45; 407- 685-9800; walkerstalkercon.com. JUly 4

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Hunter Vision Watermelon 5k Gather friends, family and neighbors for a spectacular Independence Day celebration of fitness and fun. All runners receive a festive T-shirt, plentiful refreshments and ice-cold watermelon. A 5k, free kids’ run, watermelon-eating contest, military appreciation and more. 7-8:30 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $25-$35; 407896-1160; trackshack.com. JUly 9

Rifftrax Live: Sharknado 2 A live never-before-seen riffing on the so-bad-it’sgood Sharknado 2 from Nashville, Tennessee. 8 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. JUly 10

PJs & A Movie: The Goonies Each month this summer, enjoy a classic ’80s film in your PJs at the Abbey. Popcorn, candy, bean bags, throw pillows and

drink specials all available. 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8; 407-704-6261. JUly 11

Audubon Park’s Seventh Annual Bastille Day Celebration This annual fest includes a crepe breakfast at East End Market, an intimate dinner with The Dinner Party Project, an artisan cheese and French wine pairing, an indoor Rouge Rouge Market at Redlight Redlight, an outdoor street fair, baguette fencing, Marie Antoinette and more, and an exclusive Super Secret VIP Lounge. Joyeux Le Quatorze Juillet! All day; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; 407-212-7321. Orlando City vs. FC Dallas MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

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FilmSlam ’15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Orlando Roller Derby Orlando roller derby. 4:30-7 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707. JUly 14

Exhibition on Screen: The Impressionists from the Musee de Luxembourg, Paris, National Gallery, London and the Philadelphia Mudeum of Art A major new exhibition focusing on the 19th century Parisian art collector Paul Durand-Ruel, featuring the works of Cezanne, Monet, Degas, Renoir and many more. This eagerly anticipated exhibition is perhaps the most comprehensive ever held

Rifftrax Live: Sharknado 2 A second showing of Sharknado 2: The Second One. 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. JUly 18

Crazy ’80s Pub Crawl Dress in your favorite ’80s getup and join your fellow revelers for a pub crawl that starts at Wall Street Plaza and makes its way to various specials at the Lodge, the Beacham, Ember and more. You must register and check in at Wall Street Plaza if you plan to participate. 8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $15; 407849-0471; orlando sportandsocialclub.com. Orlando City vs. New York Red Bulls MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476.

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Orlando Curry Fest Sample curries from all around the world. Noon; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; 321-228-6552. JUly 30-aUg. 2

GeekyCon Once known as LeakyCon, this weekend-long conference used to focus mostly on Harry Potter-themed guests and events, but it has since branched out to embrace all of YA literature and the fanbase that geeks out over it. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $60-$275; 407-6859800; geekycon.com.

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Fiesta Mo Sa Florida The Filipino American Movement International sponsors this celebration of the food, culture and people of the Philippines. 9 am; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 407-5051714; florida-fiesta.com. Orlando City vs. Columbus Crew MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476. Orlando Predators vs. Jacksonville Sharks Arena football. 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15; 800-745-3000.

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MoviEola: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Enjoy a free family film on the east lawn of Lake Eola Park. 8 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net.

Hearts of Reality Weekend Summer Sidewalk Sale A weekend featuring some of TV’s favorite reality stars and a sidewalk sale to benefit Give Kids the World. Weekend begins with a ticketed party on Thursday night (see website

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Orlando Nerd Fest Second annual gathering of the nerds, including the best in geek rock both nationally and locally. Part music festival, part nerd-family reunion. Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; 407-5142000; orlandonerdfest.com. aUg. 8

Orlando City vs. Philadelphia Union MLS soccer. 7:30 pm; Orlando Citrus Bowl, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $35; 407-423-2476. Orlando Predators vs. Tampa Bay Storm Arena football. 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15; 800-745-3000.

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FilmSlam ‘15 A monthly indie film showcase and competition open to Florida filmmakers and students. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Orlando Roller Derby Orlando roller derby 4:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707. aUg. 14-16

Anime Festival Orlando Anime convention with guests from Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh! and other anime, as well as musical guests all the way from Japan. Also featured is Tales of Orlandia: Curse of the White Witch, an interactive convention experience that involves games, interactive theatre and more. Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $50-$60; 407-844-1933; animefestivalorlando.com.

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Big Bang Bazaar Over 200 indie crafters and artisan vendors. 11 am-6 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-295-3247. Black Tie on the Wild Side Celebrate the Central Florida Zoo’s 40th anniversary with drinks, dinner, dancing and

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MoviEola: Cinderella Enjoy a free family film with the Disney classic on the east lawn of Lake Eola Park. 8 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net.

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Baldwin Park Independence Day Bash Annual Independence Day festival that ends with fireworks display over Lake Baldwin. 5:30 pm; Downtown Baldwin Park, 4915 New Broad St.; free. Red Hot and Boom Altamonte’s 20th annual Independence Day Celebration. Come out for food, drinks, performers and a 25-minute fireworks show. 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; Free Admission; 407-571-8863; uptownaltamonte.com. Wall Street’s 4th of July Celebration Celebrate Independence Day at Wall Street Plaza with a block party featuring live music and drink specials all day long. Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; 407-849-0471. JUly 4

4th of July Celebration The annual celebration includes an apple pie bake-off, a hot dog-eating contest, bike parade, wet/dry bounce park and community performers. 5-9 pm; Avalon Park Town Center, 13001 Founders Square Drive; free; 407-658-6565; avalonpark.com. All American Kids Parade & Breakfast Enjoy breakfast and crafts sponsored by the Masonic Lodge, Winter Garden Heritage Foundation and the Downtown Merchants’ Association. Breakfast served at 8 am, parade starting at 10 am. 8-11 am; menu prices, kids eat free; Winter Garden Masonic Lodge, 230 W. Bay St, Winter Garden. 56

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Fireworks at the Fountain Food, beverages, and a large area for children. Arrive early to secure a good viewing spot. Fireworks begin at 9:10 p.m. 4-10 pm; Lake Eola Park, North Rosalind Avenue and East Washington Street; free; 407-246-2827. Fourth of July at Magic Kingdom Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom celebrates the 4th of July with a patriotic fireworks show at 9 pm followed by a Salute to the States at 10 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission.; 407-824-4321. July 4th Celebration Sanford’s Fourth of July celebration. 5-10 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free. July 4th Celebration With Brevard Symphony Fireworks accompanied by the Brevard Symphony Orchestra in Cocoa’s Riverfront Park. 8-9:45 pm; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free. Party in the Park Come out for live music by Speed Limit 70, food, activities and fireworks at 9:15 pm. 5-9:30 pm; Newton Park, 29 Garden Ave., Winter Garden; free. A Sci-Fi 4th of July A twist on 4th of July with costume contests, live music and sci-fi themed fireworks show. ; Downtown Celebration, Front and Market streets, Celebration; free. SeaWorld Orlando’s Fourth of July Celebration Get to Bayside Stadium for a patriotic, musical, firework finale to your day. SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; cost of admission.; 407-363-2613. n

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Gay Days at epcot Celebrate the final day of Gay Days at Disney World’s Epcot. Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission. Bears Hunny Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Jarhead and DJ Sergio\V/ from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ C-Rail from 5 pm-2 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20.

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Gay Days Kick-Off Party Kick off Gay Days’ 25th anniversary at the new Artegon Marketplace. 6:30-9:30 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; $10-$50. June 3

Wined up Pool Party At the Main Lagoon Pool, music by DJ C-Rail from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Andy Ajar and DJ Joanie from 5 pm-3 am; Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $10-$20. June 3-7

Gay Days Film Festival At the Florida Bay Ballroom first floor tower. Films include Naked as We Came and Unfit: Ward vs. Ward. 7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free. June 4-7

Gay Days expo More than 100 vendors. 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free.

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Aqua Splash Pool Party Music by DJ Deanna and DJ Remedy 10 am-5 pm; DJ Andy Ajar and DJ Bret Law from 5 pm to 3 am. At the Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40. Bears Honey Pot evening Pool Party Music by DJ Neon the Glowgobear and DJ Ryan Tiffin at the Serenity Pool. 5 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30.

Gay Days at Disney Hollywood Studios Spend a day at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission. Bears Honey Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Jarhead and DJ JB Burgos from 10 am-5 pm; music by DeeJay Cosmo and DJ D-Stu from 5 pm-3 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Nancy Starr and DJ Gabriel from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Gabriel and DJ Maximus 3000 from 5 pmmidnight. Hosted by Chavela Belleza. At the Key West pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30. Miss Gay Days Pageant Pageant for the crowning of 2015 Miss Gay Days in the Great Lakes Ballroom. 7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $20-$165. June 6

Girls at Gay Days Happy Hour Women’s happy hour at the Bangli Bar. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free. Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Sebastian and DJ Tess, hosted by Chavela Belleza at the Key West pool. Noon-midnight; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30.

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Gay Days At Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park Enjoy a day at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

music by DJ Nancy Starr. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $30-$40.

Gay Days Mighty Mouse Porn Party Adult stars Rocco Steele and Trenton Ducati in attendance, along with ChiChi LaRue and DJ C-Rail in the Great Lakes Ballroom. 11 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20.

A Taste of Gay Days A tasting of beers, wines, spirits and hors d’oeuvres. Appearances by TV chef Emily Ellyn with

Color Me Badd Color Me Badd live in concert, performing their hit “I Wanna Sex You Up,” and more. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com. F#*K It Pool Party Music by DJ Bret Law and Chomper from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Sinna-G and DJ Derek Monteiro from 5 pm-3 am. At the Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40.

Gay Days at Magic Kingdom Keep the tradition going for Gay Days’ 25th anniversary. Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of park admission. Glo Pop Afternoon Pool Party Music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ JB Burgos, hosted by Jaymes Vaughn in the Main Lagoon Pool, 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30. Bears Hunny Pot Pool Party Music by DJ Sergio\V/ and

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DJ Maximus 3000 from 10 am-5pm; music by DJ Sinna-G and DJ Chris Adams from 5 pm-3 am. At the Serenity Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30. Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Tess and DJ Leony from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Leony and DJ Gabriel from 5 pm-midnight. Hosted by Chavela Belleza. At the Key West Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$30. Main Glo Pop evening Pool Party Music by DJ J Warren and DJ ChiChi LaRue at the Main Lagoon Pool, 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35-$40. Wilson Phillips Parliament House presents Wilson Phillips, performing their hits “Hold On,” “Release Me” and more. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com. June 6-7

Latin Carnivale Pool Party Music by DJ Derek Monteiro and DJ Tess from noon-5 pm; music by DJ Tess and DJ Gabriel from 5 pm-midnight. Hosted by Chavela Belleza at the Key West Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20. Mass At Gay Days Mass at the Florida Bay Ballroom 1st Floor Tower. 10 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free Temptation Pool Party Music by DJ Citizen Jane and DJ Randy Bettis from 10 am-5 pm; music by DJ Edil Hernandez and DJ Chris Adams from 5 pm-3 am. At the Main Lagoon Pool, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$40. Salt-n-Pepa Live in Concert Salt-N-Pepa live in concert performing their hits “Push It,” “Let’s Talk About Sex,” “Shoop” and “Whatta Man” among others. Shuttle bus available from the DoubleTree to the venue. Party runs from 3 pm-3 am, contact venue for approximate show time. Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; $30; parliamenthouse.com.

Transpire Conference A conference for transgender women, men, non-binary individuals, and their friends and families. Speakers and discussion groups. 8 am-6:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free.

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Criss Angel suing for copyright infringement. Paul says that he’s “not a wizard, just a guy with a lot of free time,” but I’m not sure I believe him. A word of advice: The seats in OMA’s new Bronze venue are all flat on the floor, so arrive early to sit up front for the best view of Paul’s nimble fingers.

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Just This Once 50 minutes | Gold venue, Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | $11

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al range in her characterizations, from hard-bitten hooker to heartbroken honeymooner, along with a fine singing voice. While Moonlight After Midnight may seem at first to be simply an exercise in circular Three of our favorite Fringe shows so far screwball silliness, there’s something touchBy S e th KuB erSKy ing and tragic awaiting inside for those orlando InTernaTIonal FrInGe THeaTre to see him, then insists that she is the call patient enough to unpack this puzzle box’s girl he phoned for. Despite his denials, they pleasures. FeSTIVal through May 25 | Loch Haven Park | begin a strange circular dance of role-play, orlandofringe.org | various times and prices alternately pretending to be strangers meet- Nick Paul: Impossible Feats of ing cute while comet-watching, a newly Fake Magic very year we review as many shows married couple on their wedding night, and 50 minutes | Bronze venue, Orlando at the Orlando International Fringe a pair of old lovers reuniting after a decade Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | $10 Theatre festival (whew) as we possi- apart. Nick Paul calls his show “Impossible To say much more about the plot of Feats of Fake Magic,” but there’s nothing bly can, and halfway through the two-week festival, we let you know which are our Moonlight After Midnight would spoil artificial about this illusionist’s impressive favorites. This year, however, thanks to a the delicate surprises awaiting inside this abilities. Paul is a veteran of Walt Disney quirk of publishing deadlines, we had to complex, confounding and ultimately com- World and Off-Broadway, and his experimake our print picks way too early – this passionate romantic mystery. Written by ence is evident in this polished, professional issue went to press Friday, May 15. So what Dockery with dramaturgy by Quesnelle, presentation. He avoids the patter problem, you see listed here are my favorite three the script works on multiple levels: It’s the downfall of many magicians, by eschewshows from, well, the first three days of the a fast-talking sex comedy with passion- ing speech and substituting physical schtick festival. Keep an eye on all of our reviews ate chemistry between the likable leads; a worthy of a silent film comedian, relying on in the Arts section at orlandoweekly.com, domestic drama that’s fairly realistic despite expressive body language and some snarky where we’ll also give you an updated Best of the strangeness of the scenario; a philo- cue cards to communicate. sophical debate about our human need for the Fest Wednesday, May 20. Paul’s tricks are all based on classic effects fantasy to facilitate communication; and a – pick a card, materialize a coin, restore meta-commentary on theater that gently a torn newspaper, vanish an iPhone – but skewers both actors and directors. they’re pulled off with amusingly offhand Fringe vet Dockery is dynamic as always, ease and deceptively self-deprecating flair. Moonlight After Midnight his signature floppy hair and undulating He has great rapport with his audience vol60 minutes | Green venue, Orlando fingers painting the portrait of a man for unteers, especially kids (as in an extended Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St. | whom following the direction to “go with balloon animal sequence), and his tricks $11 A man (Martin Dockery) sits alone in a the flow” is harder than it sounds. But by rely on dexterity and misdirection instead of darkened hotel room. A woman (Vanessa the time we reach the Twilight Zone-ish elaborate mechanical effects. The show’s finale is a hysterical sendup Quesnelle) enters uninvited, singing a Patsy twist, it’s clear that this is really Quesnelle’s Cline classic. She initially appears surprised showcase. She displays huge emotion- of pretentious prestidigitators that may have

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The Orlando Museum of Art has finally fully embraced the Fringe this year, opening their SunTrust Auditorium up as the festival’s Gold venue. Between the newly installed LED lights and comfy padded seats with excellent sightlines, this could become one of the best performance spaces at the Fringe, provided they can work out some sound-system snafus. So it’s appropriate that the first Fringe show to preview in this gem of a venue is John B. DeHaas’ delicately crafted song cycle Just This Once. DeHaas has been one of Orlando’s most in-demand pianists and prolific composers for nearly two decades, but this piece dates to his days as a Williamsburg, Virginia, theme park employee. The work was originally written for his 30th birthday, but DeHaas has revived it for his 50th, and most of it still feels surprisingly relevant (if endearingly naive) 20 years later. Unlike some of his other creations, this song cycle is not a fully formed musical, but a plotless series of loosely related numbers, with little movement and zero dialogue to connect them. Characters go unnamed, existing only for the length of a song, but a common theme of longing for love links the vignettes together. DeHaas’ Broadway pastiche melodies seem oddly familiar, as if you’ve always known the tune, and if the lyrics aren’t as trickily witty as some of his later work, they a bear straightforward simplicity befitting the show’s tone of insecure optimism. The cast of Just This Once is directed by local favorite Andrea Canny, and includes some of the area’s most talented singers inside (or outside) a theme park: Kevin Kelly, Kelley McGillicuddy, Paul Padilla, Shawn Walsh, Stephanie Warner and Susan Williams. Each gets a solo or two in which to shine, though my favorites were the comic combos – a barbershop ode to washboard abs, Padilla and Walsh whining about the worst dates they ever had, or Williams and Warner despairing at the deficit of suitable straight men. A few bits, like a twee lullaby with a trio of mothers-to-be, come across as overly precious, but the bulk are quite charming. The cycle’s best moments come during the full-cast opener and finale; when this entire ensemble joins their beautiful voices, the blend is something you’ll want to hear more than just once. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com MAY 20-26, 2015

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Fill up the tank and hit the road to dine at these top-notch spots outside Orlando’s city limits By Holly V. KapHERR

ummer is road-trip season, and if you’re looking for reasons to venture into the great Beyond Orlando, these restaurants are as good as any. High-tail it to NSB’s coastline or DeLand’s horse farms (yes, DeLand), or take Highway 50 far out (and then farther!) to where ZIP codes don’t start with 328. At the end of the road, you’ll find these stellar bites.

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The Crooked Spoon Gastropub 200 Citrus Tower Blvd., Clermont, 34711 352-404-7808, thecrookedspn.com

Formerly a food truck famous for the “420 Burger” and helmed by the well-loved chef Steve Saelg, who passed away last year, devotees of that gut-buster now have to travel to the outer edges of Clermont to get one at this gastropub in the Citrus Tower’s shadow. Sample innovative dishes like duck consommé ramen, coconut-crusted chicken over cardamom-spiced waffles with garam masala maple syrup, and probably the best homemade potato chips we’ve ever had. The customer service is as friendly and unctuous as the lobster grilledcheese sandwich.

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204 Flagler Ave., New Smyrna Beach, 32169 386-402-7864, thirdwavensb.com

Flagler Avenue’s offerings are growing by leaps and bounds, but this spot stands out. Though a hot pourover might not sound like ideal après-beach fare, maybe a scoop of ice-cold gelato or a craft brew from the tap would do the trick? Stick around for dinner under the bistro lights on the patio and order kielbasa-spiced hanger steak with sweet mustard, fresh-crunchy kale salad or a charcuterie board to share. Maybe after dinner, with the drive home ahead of you, ordering that coffee will seem like the thing to do.

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Chef’s Table at the Edgewater 99 W. Plant St., Winter Garden, 34777; 407-230-4837, chefstableattheedgewater.com

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from the more casual “tasting room” that adjoins. The reason to visit is the prix fixe menu that boasts both foie and filet, and don’t skip the wine pairings. (You’ve driven all this way; might as well.) If you overindulge, hey, you’re in a hotel – spend the night.

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Cress Restaurant 103 W. Indiana Ave., DeLand, 32720 386-734-3740, cressrestaurant.com

Even if it weren’t hailed as one of the country’s best restaurants or if chef-owner Hari Pulapaka hadn’t been nominated for a James Beard Award multiple times, Cress would still be worth visiting because, well, the food is just damned good. Current standouts on Cress’ eclectic carte de menu include roasted butternut-and-cashew Wellington, grilled heritage pork chop with barbecued onions, and lemongrass-coconut Rendang curry, but selections change daily. If the smoked Florida fish tacos (one of our Best of Orlando winners in 2014) are on the menu, don’t pass them up.

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Fringe Festival Lawn Address/phone/web: Loch Haven Park, May 13-25; orlandofringe.org After work or after hours? Both! Beer/wine or liquor too? Both Check all that apply: fancy cocktails

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make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 15) wide selection on tap (more than 15)

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Loud music or background music? Live music on the outdoor stage Games? Check all that apply: pinball video pool other: Sometimes spontaneous lawn games break out.

In our tight-knit theater community, tales of the Fringe Festival Lawn are told far and wide throughout the year. Friendships are forged (and sometimes broken!) as Fringers take the opportunity to mingle not just with each other, but also with all those performers from out of town. Sure, the heat can make you feel like a walking case of swamp-ass, but the fair food is tasty, the company is unbeatable, and with every beer you kick back, there’s a good chance you’ll be suckered into a few more just to see who appears next on your people-watching safari. To top it off with a shameless plug, the free Orlando Weekly live stage hosts kickass local musicians every afternoon and into the night. The beer tent awaits! 64

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Swine & Sons Handcrafted charcuterie may headline at this Winter Park takeout joint, but executive chef Rhys Gawlak’s unpretentious yet sophisticated Southern fare is the real star. His butcher sandwiches (love the pimento grilled cheese) and daily “Blue Pig Specials,” like Nashville hot chicken and coffee-grilled spare ribs, keep the small parking lot perpetually full. Desserts by noted pastry chef Alexia Gawlak guarantee endings are nothing but sweet. Don’t leave without perusing the retail provisions. 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7601; $$

Pharmacy Pharmacy brings the speakeasy trend to Dr. Phillips, placing an emphasis on creativity in the kitchen, as well as behind the bar. Start with one of their many “elixirs” – stiff, handcrafted potions – before diving into such shareable options as roasted bone marrow with oxtail and ghost chili strawberry preserves or fried green tomato nuggets served over creamy corn curry. Mains vary by season, but what we ate – Swiss chard with sausage and pasta sleeves, and sea bass with a tableside pour of lemony Parmigiano broth – was superb. Dinner only. 8060 Via Dellagio Way, 407-985-2972; $$$$

The Boheme Restaurant Resplendent resto in the Grand Bohemian Hotel puts the “art” back in culinary arts, both in restaurant design and chef Laurent Hollaender’s creations. Escargots de Bourgogne play up Hollaender’s French heritage, but crispy fried smelt is the superlative starter. Current seasonal mains (roasted lamb loin; Maple Leaf Farms duck breast served with starfruit, spring forest mushrooms, Swiss chard and roasted marble potatoes) impress. To end, choose Momofuku-like crack pie, no doubt. 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-581-4700; $$$$

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salsify, Florida peaches and pickled mustard seed is also a must. If beef is your craving, the bone-in filet is sublime, even if it sets you back $69. Desserts are all Instagramworthy. 10100 Dream Tree Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; $$$$

Francesco’s Ristorante & Pizzeria Sicilian specialties star at this Maitland ristorante, with wood-fired brick-oven pizzas stealing the show. Pastas, like the beautifully plated penne Palermitana, are worth seeking out, but be wary of mealy veal Siciliano and flavorless calamari steak. Hand-fashioned desserts like profiteroles and strawberry tiramisu make small service deficiencies more bearable. 400 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-960-5533; $$

Pho Curry Ford

Modest joint on Curry Ford Road serves dependable pho and other Vietnamese staples. While we weren’t blown away by the bún vermicelli bowl with bland grilled pork and shrimp, the hearty beef stew banh mi served with doughy French bread and an aromatic pho tai were both stellar. A decent list of vegetarian items are offered, including fat tofu-filled spring rolls and taro-stuffed egg rolls; no desserts are offered. Open daily. 3334 Curry Ford Road, 407-930-6267; $

Boca Tampa-based boîte is the latest to make a go of this jinx spot. Wonderfully crisp fried green tomatoes with pimento, tomato jam and house bacon are an impressive starter, as is the farmhouse salad with greens grown right on the walls in the resto’s “vertical garden.” Pan-seared wahoo over celery puree is a hit; don’t pass up fish specials – or dessert – here. 358 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-636-7022; $$$

Rome’s Flavours Roman husband and wife bring a small slice of the Eternal City to Winter Park with simple, rustic, full-flavored dishes. Rustic “paddle pizzas” served on floured cutting boards are just as delectable as the hearty potato soup and flank steak served over arugula. The focused menu also features a variety of salumi and al dente pastas. Whatever you do, sample their gelatos, preferably in the form of an affogato. 124 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-951-8039; $$

Another Broken Egg Another Broken Egg’s menu is rooted in Cajun and Creole cookery, which means flavor, flavor and more flavor. Don’t miss the fried green tomato app or the perfectly melty lobster-and-Brie omelet. What the biscuit beignets lack in lightness, they make up for with buttery richness. A full bar slings Bloody Marys and Kahlúa-spiked coffees, and the dark roast is served in earthenware crocks; this place has charm down to a science. 430 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-790-7868; $$ n

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OPENING IN orlando

The 100-Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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wednesday night Pitcher Show: National Lampoon’s European Vacation The Griswolds go to Europe and unwittingly wreak havoc. Wednesday, 8 p.m.; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org. anime nite orlando: Macross May A night devoted to the classic Macross series. Watch Super Dimensional Fortress Macross, Macross Plus and Macross Frontier while scarfing down sushi and sake. Thursday, 8 p.m.; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-970-1777. The Stratford Festival Hd: Antony and Cleopatra The steamy story of a midlife affair that shook the foundations of the ancient world comes to vivid life in the Stratford Festival production of Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra, starring Geraint Wyn Davies and Yanna McIntosh as the powerful rulers whose insatiable love leads to the greatest of tragedies. Thursday, 5 p.m.; multiple locations; $18; fathomevents.com. national Theatre live: Skylight Starring Bill Nighy and Carey Mulligan in a David Hare production. Saturday, 11 a.m.; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. you are Here: Backstage The premiere of a documentary that offers a behind-the-scenes look at the Central Florida Arts community, and the building of the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Saturday, 7 p.m.; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; free; snaporlando.com. Peanut Butter Matinee: The Gold Rush Preceded by a screening of The Red Balloon. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Opening this week The 100-Year-Old-Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared It’s OK if you can’t read this title without thinking of the scene in Ghost World where Enid walks into the video store and one of its monitors is advertising a little gem called The Flower That Drank the Moon: Some indie titles practically hit themselves over the head with unintentional selfparody. (One day, they’ll all be part of a film festival with Patton Oswalt/Neill Cumpston’s Thinkin’ ‘Bout Feelin’ Sad and Zoe Gets a Latte.) To its credit, 100 gives us just what we’d expect: A senior citizen who takes it on the lam from a retirement home, encountering new adventures while recounting the fabulous occurrences of his past. Plus, it’s Swedish, so it has to be good! (NR) Poltergeist Every now and then, I get really pissed off at the thought of somebody befouling Steven Spielberg’s classic Poltergeist – one of the greatest haunted-house movies ever made – but then I

remember that Spielberg himself fucked up Robert Wise’s The Haunting beyond all recognition, and suddenly my whole life seems back in balance. (And yes, I know that Tobe Hooper technically directed the ’82 Poltergeist and Jan de Bont has his name on the ’99 Haunting, but I’m going with the longstanding industry scuttlebutt that Spielberg had ultimate sway over both.) And honestly, the new P-geist has some impressive credits, including a starring role for the always fascinating Sam Rockwell, direction by Gil Kenan of Monster House and a screenplay by Pulitzer-winning playwright David Lindsay-Abaire (Rabbit Hole, Shrek the Musical). So maybe this thing does have a reason to exist beyond reinterpreting classic material for a generation that can’t figure out what those fuzzy lines on the TV screen were supposed to be. Still, I do kind of miss the days when you could just come right out and say that the woman telling you to go into the light was a midget. (PG-13)

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Tomorrowland Disney’s parks division just doesn’t know what to do with Tomorrowland. They finally ditched its original look and concept about 18 months before the Shag-led cocktail-art revolution would have made the place the height of retro-futurism. Perhaps in an attempt to avoid that sort of bad timing, the movie world’s Tomorrowland is an alternate dimension that exists totally beyond the realm of traditional time and space. No Imagineers! No furious shaking of the Magic 8-ball! No Stitch! Just a good old metaphysical mystery for families with kids too young to have worked their way up to Christopher Nolan movies. Filmmaker Brad Bird takes yet another giant leap away from Pixar, while his co-writer and –producer Damon Lindelof really, really wants you to forget what he did to LOST and Alien. Hey, in Tomorrowland, none of that might have even happened! (I hear they’re getting that swing music there any day now.) (PG) ●

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Beautiful mayhem Director george Miller puts younger action-moviemakers to shame with much-anticipated Mad Max sequel By Patr i c k co o P e r

Mad Max: Fury Road

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t’s been 30 years since Australian filmmaker George Miller brought Max Rockatansky to the screen. Over three films from 1979-85, Miller took action cinema to glorious new heights (well, maybe not with Thunderdome, but I’m not here to beat on that dead horse). The action was visceral, the danger was palpable, and the stunts were enormous. Many imitators followed, but no one has been able to capture the majesty and urgency of those original films. With the current state of CGI, stunts have been reduced to animations that never feel as remarkable as the real thing. There are some exceptions (the recent Raid series comes to mind), but for the most part, contemporary action films toss out any concept of reality in an asinine competition to one up each other. And people eat it up. CGI superheroes punching robots bring in billions while there’s no end in sight to a franchise where beefcakes drive cars out of skyscrapers only to adjust their shades and ride away. With Mad Max: Fury Road, 70-year-old Miller has made younger filmmakers seem like dinosaurs. The fourth film in the series is head and shoulders above other modern action films. That’s because Miller still thrives on the kind of precise craftsmanship and ingenuity that seems to pass by

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the likes of James Wan and Michael Bay. All of the classic aspects that make for good action cinema – a sense of spatial awareness, editing tempo, real goddamn stunts – still matter to Miller, and Fury Road is like a gift for everyone fed up with the silliness and shaky cams plaguing action flicks nowadays. Stepping in for Mel Gibson, Tom Hardy plays Max. And this might be the maddest he’s ever been. Like he was in The Road Warrior, Max is driven by self-preservation, but this time he’s haunted by visions of those he left behind. Early on he’s captured by warlord Immortan Joe, played by Hugh Keays-Byrne, the original baddie Toecutter in the first film. Max is brought to the Citadel, Joe’s desert compound where his pale, bald War Boys worship him and he divvies up the resources to begging castes. The series has had its share of over-thetop villains, most notably the homoerotic hockey-masked Lord Humungus, aka the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah. I’ve personally always favored the Toecutter for his Shakespearean mannerisms. Immortan Joe fits nicely in this rogues gallery. He’s like a chubby, white-haired Darth Vader (breathing apparatus and all). His sidekick, Rictus Erectus, is a nice heir to Wez, the strongman with a mohawk in Road Warrior. Max spends most of the first act muzzled and chained to the front of a War Boy car. While he’s tied up in the film’s early stages, the focus turns to Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron), the one-armed driver of Joe’s War Rig trusted with making gaso-

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line runs for the Citadel. During her latest run, she attempts to secretly deliver some human cargo to safety: the Five Wives that make up Joe’s personal harem of breeders. In a thermonuclear wasteland, healthy babies are rare. These women are meant to birth Joe’s legacy. Max is begrudgingly swept up in their escape plan, as is War Boy Nux (Nicholas Hoult), who surprisingly has one of the strongest characters arcs in the whole film. While this may be a Mad Max film with Hardy getting top billing, Fury Road is at its core about Furiosa. Played with a cool physicality by Theron, she is the film’s beating heart and its real hero. Typically when there is such a strong female lead in an action film, her femininity is replaced with an overt masculine badassness. Or she has to dress in something tight and shiny so it’s easier to use her sexuality as a weapon. This isn’t the case with Theron, who always feels like an actual woman, using her fighting and weapon skills to attack, rather than what’s between her legs. The Five Wives – Rosie HuntingtonWhiteley, Riley Koegh, Zoë Kravitz, Abbey Lee and Courtney Eaton – even get their own arcs. While in any other film they would be treated as plot devices to be abused by the baddies, Miller gives them all their moments to be actual human beings. Miller has managed to make his three decade-old franchise more sophisticated, but without losing any of that “fuck the world” charm that made the originals so special. There’s an excessiveness and brutal beauty to Fury Road that feels simultaneously wild and completely controlled. It’s also a relentless blast from start to finish. The set pieces left me shaking with giddiness in my seat and each new bizarre, fetish-infused bad guy had me squealing with joy. The production and costume design are incredibly detailed and there’s lots of stuff only shown for a split second (a Brannock Device used as a gas pedal, for example). As a fan of the originals, I do wish there were more downtime in between chases. From its first minute to the last, Fury Road barrels along, barely leaving any time for character-driven drama or gallows humor. Some of the CGI color correcting I could’ve done without, and don’t get me started on the guitar guy. All of these complaints are minor, however, and never take away from the beautiful vehicular mayhem that Miller has gifted to our eyeballs. I sincerely hope all the action movie hacks take note and start giving a damn about things like authentic stunts, cutting, geography and other aspects Miller pulls off with heaps of imagination and superior craftsmanship. In a summer weighed down with empty popcorn blockbusters, Fury Road is the real deal. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Marc With a C’s “Anything Goes” Series In this new (“possibly monthly”) series, Marc With a C is taking requests! – with only a slight delay. To keep every set fresh, the audience votes on songs (anything goes!) for the smart popsmith to learn for the next installment. 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 20, at the Geek Easy, free

Bao Le-Huu of Orlando Weekly Presents Our live music critic brings in beat-boxing (Rubox Cube), hip-hop (Deaf 2 the Industry), metal (American Party Machine) and psychpunk (Me Chinese) to put on his own show. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, May 21, at the Free Outdoor Stage at Fringe Fest, free

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for False Punk’s collaborative songwriting process, which becomes heavily informed by the influence of Zeigler’s lyrics and zany frontman personality. Local scene curio False Punk creates a sonic cosmos that swirls The band is currently recording new around their black hole frontman music – on Padron’s Small Claw Mobile Recordings (their drummer doubles as By ASHLEy BELANGER sound engineer) – and is about to head (whose other band, Direct Effect, recently out on an East Coast tour that takes them FalSe PUnk with Gross, autarx, lewd acts, got signed to Jade Tree Records), who to New York City, Chicago and Pittsburgh. Crit 10 p.m. Friday, May 22 | The Space, 1206 E. instantly melded and positively influenced But they’re most excited about Greensboro, Colonial Drive | thespaceistheplace.com | $3-$5 the sound. Right then, the band laid down North Carolina. “There’s no reason for us to go there three of the songs that eventually made it ith his twisted man bun and on their sold-out 2014 EP Kick Rocks. (FYI: except that there’s a community of people thrifted then screen-printed They’re pressing more now and will likely there that plays sick music, the people are wardrobe, False Punk front- have copies for sale at their show and on really dedicated to going to shows and payman Cody Zeigler creates a visual discord tour.) A random and presumptuous email ing money to see touring bands, there’s a lot of people involved in the music scene, and in a hardcore environment. Writhing to from Zeigler completed the square. “One day, Cody messaged us on they’re really cool people to hang out with,” his own manic rhythm, he’s like the car dealership’s wacky waving-arm dancer at Facebook, and he’d put his vocals on a Sinnott says. The band agrees Greensboro’s the nucleus of the circle pit. Careful if demo track that we had,” Sinnott says. charm reminds them of the local scene here you encounter him in this blacked-out “And he said, ‘Hey, I’m in your band now.’” that pushed them so quickly to become a “Everyone I contacted to do vocals vital supporting band for national acts comperformance state, which finds him rolling on the floor as frequently as shouting in either wanted to and didn’t have time or ing through Orlando, as well as helped land someone’s face or executing trippy dance just turned out not to be a good fit,” Vogt them a coveted spot on this year’s Total moves like he got lost finding his way back says. “I was skeptical of Cody at first when Fuck Off line-up. While this all sounds pretty serious, he hit me up about it.” to Bonnaroo. False Punk smirks just as often as they “Yeah, me too,” Sinnott says. “He gives us a style,” says False Punk gui“But it was exactly what I didn’t know I seethe, with a playful approach that’s evitarist Nicholas Sinnott. “When we started, dent by their name. (The band also says it we wanted to have a hardcore band with wanted,” Vogt says. Zeigler also writes the lyrics, deceptively indicates their versatile ambitions; they say a singer that’s not only a frontman, but a hype man. Someone that would jump contemplative and exceedingly conflict- their new music is stylistically “all over the around. Someone that would be energetic. ed amid False Punk’s crush. They’re at place” and not just punk.) Zeigler nabbed Someone that would be a force to deal times inspired by defeat – “Tried to make the moniker after a night at Uncle Lou’s mistakes just so I can solve them” (“The Entertainment Hall where a friend was with.” False Punk formed at the end of 2013 World Fell Out of a Hole in My Pocket”), drunk and screaming at identified posers. “The only thing you can call a punk when Sinnott and bassist David Vogt scrutinizing and fed up – “Climbed on started jamming and fixated on find- the back of something you can’t define” that would offend a punk is a false punk,” ing just the right frontman to electrify (“Kick Rocks”) – and bitterly laissez-faire Zeigler says. “It actually happened, our their experimental burn, which sears in – “Life is death’s cruise/To live for never friend Josh was yelling it outside Uncle straightforward turns and keeps things or sleep forever I can’t choose” (“Waking Lou’s one day, and I was like, ‘That’s so heavy, noisy, hard and fast. In February, Up Sucks”). While Vogt writes most of the funny.’” they pulled in drummer Christian Padron riffs, they serve more as jumping-off points abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

Bit Brigade Relive the soundtracks of your favorite video games as they’re covered by Georgia’s Bit Brigade in a free showcase that also features notable Orlando nerd rockers Sci-Fried and MagiTek. 7 p.m. Friday, May 22, at the Geek Easy, free

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Country legend Steve Earle comes into town to take us on a blues bender with songs from his 2015 release, Terraplane. 7 p.m. Saturday, May 23, at the Plaza Live, $49.50-$59.50

Nikki Lane Authentic country crooner Nikki Lane sneaks in to serve as a curious Sunday destination at the Hyatt Regency, with concert tickets including parking and 20 percent off their summer menu (plus more perks for VIPs). 4 p.m. Sunday, May 24, at the Hyatt Regency, $45-$199

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Twisted Tuesday With the Company Join local rockers and Tanqueray’s regular talent the Company as they make their Red Lion Pub debut at Twisted Tuesday. 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 26, at Red Lion Pub, free (donations accepted)

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This boss little showcase finds rockabilly and surf rockers colliding on the Green Lawn, featuring the Wildtones, Thee Wilt Chamberlain and Rocket 88, plus a retro bathing suit contest. 3:30 p.m. Monday, May 25, at the Free Outdoor Stage at Fringe Fest, free

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talent well of Orlando progressive hip-hop clan the Solillaquists of Sound comes yet another combination: the pairing of lead vocalist Alexandra Love (Sarton) and producer/MPC master DiVinci. It’s a brand-new project not seen before and one that, on paper, holds both appeal and intrigue because it’s inspired by jazz. The appeal, of course, is hearing Sarton sing jazz again. She’s done it before with a band and proven that it’s a beautifully natural setting for a songbird like her. But the intrigue is how the form would manifest in a new-tech pioneer like DiVinci. In only its second public performance (May 14, Lil Indies), this project was more interesting than I anticipated. Now having seen this “jazz-inspired” union, I should emphasize that “inspired” is the operative word here. This is a very contemporary, experimental take on jazz, handling it as more of a concept than a style. Sarton’s gorgeous voice hit all the timeless notes with radiance and purity. DiVinci, the digital X-factor, observes some classic touches by turning his digital pad into a piano. But he found subtle, tasteful ways to bend things in modern ways, like gradually phasing drum and bass into Etta James classic “At Last.” With zephyrs of beat science and brooding, hypnotic soul floating through and carrying things into outer space, their sound is anything but a literal interpretation of the standards. Hear their elemental translation of “Nature Boy” as a tribal space jam and you’ll know

This Toronto trio works punk and noise rock in ways that wield sonic clarity like a bazooka. you won’t be seeing them play any fancy brunches any time soon, thank god. But hopefully, we’ll be seeing more of them in general.

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The Fidlar and Metz bill (May 12, the Social) was the undisputed boss this week. In fact, it’s been a long time since a one-two punch has been as complete a knockout as this. As good and current of a genre as it is, garage punk is more than just crowded, it’s crowded with half-steppers. Fidlar, however, is the cream, embodying the kind of thrill and fun this kind of music can capture when done right. The requisite attitude is important, and these waterboard punks practically exhale it. They stand apart through exceptional marksmanship and sharpness as both songwriters and performers. And live, they incite true excitement. The searing attack of Metz’s first LP made my annual top albums list back in 2012, so I’ve been waiting – intently, patiently – for their Orlando debut. Fidlar may have been the ones who eventually pushed the party to the brink, but Metz

charged the hardest, coming down like an airstrike and sending the first serious thunderbolt into the crowd. There’s an attitude in deeper, more extreme strata of punk and metal that production and construction should be as dirty and crude as possible. In the quest for truth, intensity or whatever, this often gets pushed to its logical but pointlessly muddy terminus. But Metz is the latest, brightest buster of that flawed hard-line logic. This Toronto trio works punk and noise rock in ways that wield sonic clarity like a bazooka, proving that it can yield greater force and torque in the right hands. In fact, for all the crazed heat they throw off, Metz’s power is a model of total focus, its sum so impressive because no energy is wasted – not on sonic wandering, not on image, nothing. It’s all loaded into the music, and it speaks for itself like an elephant stampede. Much of the ’90s indie-rock redux in swing right now is dialed into the slack, cool side of that decade. But Massachusetts intellectuals Speedy Ortiz (May 10, the Beacham) are at least doing the revival thing with some real daring. They not only choose the artier, more serrated edge of the ’90s as a start point, but they push things even further out there with their own brand of fearlessness. Live, they kicked with lots of crunch, clarity and unpredictability, validating themselves on stage as on record as one of the more musically intriguing young bands in the buzz stream right now. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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Everybody knows Orlando Weekly throws the best parties in town, so you know we’re gonna kill it when we host our first-ever neighborhood drinkathon. Part pub crawl, part happy hour, part anyexcuse-for-a-fun-party, this event invites you to explore a neighborhood, one business (and drink) at a time. Meet your neighbors and make new friends while downing beverages at participating locations including bars, restaurants, shops and more. And did we mention there’s a good cause involved, too? A portion of the proceeds will benefit Ivanhoe Village Main Street. This is the first in a monthly series of Drink Around the Hood events, so look for us soon in a neighborhood near you. – Erin Sullivan

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Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout At this huge two-day barbecue competition–slash–celebration of meat, more than 80 teams – both professionals and backyard amateurs – compete hard for the win, and visitors get to taste the luscious spoils of war. Competition categories include brisket, chicken, pork and pork ribs, and the winner goes on to the World Food Championships in Vegas. For true lovers of ’cue, there may be no better way to kick off Memorial Day weekend than to stroll the aisles of this event, fanning yourself with a sheaf of BBQ Bucks and trading them one by one for various smoked, pit-grilled, hot, saucy meats – or enjoying sausage-making demos (and ample samples) from Cavallari Gourmet, acknowledged masters of the form. And lest you have any sheepish aw-shucksit’s-just-Florida feelings, you should know that HuffPo included Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout in their list of the top 10 Memorial Day BBQ events in the country. Smoke ’em if you got ’em, boys! – Jessica Bryce Young 6-10 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Saturday | Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Mall Blvd., Oviedo | bbqblowout.com | free admission, menu prices

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Lazy Afternoon Sundays with Rich Medina Determined to school Orlando on the world’s greatest grooves, Lazy Afternoon Sundays pulls in influential DJ Rich Medina. His grand design for the night will cleverly scheme through funk, soul, Afrobeat, hip-hop and house in a push and pull that dances with your brain in turns of colorful sonic curiosities and immersive, zombifying pulses. The high-profile DJ rose to legendary status with his hip New York parties in the early 2000s that drew in regulars like Prince and Talib Kweli. His Fela Kuti-dedicated movement/party, Jump N Funk, made sure the Afrobeat went beyond dedicated circles devoted to the Nigerian virtuoso. Now smart music fans can get in on all of Rich Medina’s get-down know-how in the openair environment of the Patio, a spot that’s deceptively one of downtown’s slickest dance floors. (P.S. You can pay $25 and get entry to this show plus the next two Lazy Afternoon Sundays, or pay $40 for all that plus a T-shirt and two drinks.) – Ashley Belanger

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Lost somewhere in the snowballing political rhetoric of the times – gay rights, immigration, abortion rights, everything else that is built to tug our society apart with reams of bad science – is the battle to secure foods that aren’t artificially tinkered with. It’s not even mandatory for companies to label commercially available foodstuffs to indicate whether they contain GMOs (genetically modified organisms), created through DNA-changing wizardry. Why? To protect the bottom lines of big-agriculture businesses, like Monsanto, which have created so many frankenfoods that it’s hard to buy a corn chip or a soybean that isn’t genetically modified. Never mind the fact that Monsanto’s also behind the weed-killing product RoundUp, which was recently declared to be a probable human carcinogen, or that the list of Monsanto business cronies reads like a bedtime conspiracy story cast by supply-side conservatives (hello, Clarence Thomas and Donald Rumsfeld) – it’s just evolution! On Saturday, across the nation, concerned consumers will gather in public spaces to raise awareness of the lobby behind the science that makes GMOs and their related businesses such a huge concern. Locally, the proceedings will begin at City Hall downtown, march to Lake Eola (where the water is artificially colored), and then return. There will be speakers, palpable angst and worthwhile information. Also, likely, there will be tea and water donated by Dandelion Café, no poisons included. – Billy Manes EVENT

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Rick Ross Gilt Nightclub can be a tricky spot to track if it’s not your default party place, but they’ve got posters plastered all over downtown alerting Orlando that Miami rapper Rick Ross will be movin’ bass in lavish Gilt on Sundays fashion this week. Ross released two records last year, Mastermind in March and Hood Billionaire in November, and just last month WorldStarHipHop debuted his official music video for new track “Quintessential” (featuring Snoop, with the amazing

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brag “ate seafood for breakfast, y’all”) off Hood. Ross is a controversial figure despite being a proclaimed Christian: He’s condoned date rape, allegedly staged drive-bys, and he stole notorious convicted drug dealer Freeway’s name, and these are only the most notable of his rumored offenses. But they say he prays before every show, so show up early to absolve your sins before Gilt sets in. – AB 9 p.m. | Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road | 407-504-7699 | giltnightclub.com | call for price

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Tig Notaro There are not enough awkward situations, not enough triple meetings with Taylor Dayne in strange eateries, for us to express our allegiance to comedian Tig Notaro. Sure, she giggles in the same pools as Louis CK and Sarah Silverman while riding Conan’s barbarian tracks into infamy – her live comedy album sold more than 100,000 copies; her podcast, Professor Blastoff, is an amazing ramble from a friend you hold most dear. But she also possesses that singular trait of some comedians – the ones that are both self-effacing and amplified, completely in character but somehow relatable and universal – which makes her winding yarns so bright and grasp-worthy. Come for the downcast gazes and shoe-shuffling of an outsider; stay for the little bursts of connection that are generated by an accomplished outsider. Good stuff, Taylor Dayne included. – BM

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7:30 p.m. | Jim and Alexis Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts | 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $28.75-$33.75

Bad Movie Night: Garbage Pail Kids It was the ’80s-iest of bad ’80s movies – a tale of a misunderstood preteen named Dodger (played by Mackenzie Astin!) who works in a junk shop and wonders if he’ll ever fit in. Then one day, a mysterious garbage pail from outer space that oozes green slime shows up in the junk shop, and from it emerges a slew of characters straight off those weird, shortlived trading cards that were all the rage for a hot minute in 1987. Windy Winston (who farts all the time), Messy Tessie (who is a slob), Valerie Vomit (who vomits), Ali Gator (who bites people’s toes) and other very badly designed, Cabbage-Patch-Kidgone-wrong-looking puppet characters burst forth and wreak havoc on a world inhabited by bullies sporting mullets, gold chains and bad outfits. This movie is bad – like, truly bad – and Astin signed onto the starring role without informing his father, actor John Astin, in advance. When Daddy Astin saw the script, he quickly tried to extricate his son from the project because it was so career-endingly terrible. But that didn’t work, and now his son’s nearly forgotten name is tied to this project in perpetuity. Watch it tonight at the Geek Easy and ponder how this thing ever got made in the first place. – ES

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ConCerts/events Alkaline Trio 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. Anything Goes: Marc With a C, Erin Rianna, Kyle McCarthy 8-11 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd.; free; 407-332-9636. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Lauren Lester 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Last Nite Reading, Backseat Goodbye, Carter Hulsey 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. $12-$30; 407-999-2570. Piqued Jacks 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Scholar’s Word, Danka, the Luna Bellum, the Mellow Relics 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Torque: Alfonz de la Mota, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Marx Open Mic Jam Night 9 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

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Nickel Beer Night 5 pm; Big Belly Brewery, 33 W. Church St...; free; 407-649-4270.

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926.

Rewind Wednesdays 10:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; free-$8; 407-934-2583.

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Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230. Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo with Ginger Minj 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Wicked 10 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; free; 407-839-0999.

Cryptopsy, Disgorge, Erimha, Soreption, Emporos, Ulcer, Destructonomicon 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $20$25; 407-322-7475. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sam Pinkerton, Corey Kilgannon, Pasty Cline, Sterling Schroeder 9:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation. Saskatchewan 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036.

Clubs/lounges Thursday May 21

ConCerts/events Alkaline Trio 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Bar Brawl Club 9 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; Free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and Voo Doo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Board Game Night ; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Guts and Glory - Pop Punk Night 11 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Indiecent Thursdays Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; 407-839-04357. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. COnTInued On Page 81

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Jake’s Beer Festival Taking place under the outdoor Wantilan Pavilion, this festival features over 50 craft and specialty beers, tasty food and live entertainment. Friday, 6 pm; Loews Royal Pacific Resort, 6300 Hollywood Way; $37.28$47.93; 407-503-3200; universalorlando.com. Drink Around the Hood Orlando Weekly’s newest event invites you to explore the Ivanhood. Meet businesspeople, neighbors and new friends while enjoying cocktails at participating locations. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Ivanhoe District. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $10-$15; 407-484-5839. Tomoka Brewing Welcome Party Tomoka Brewing is finally distributing their beer in Orlando, and Oblivion is hosting a tap takeover by them. The Elvis PB Banana Sandwich Brown Ale sounds delicious. Wednesday, 6 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com. Fame Fridays If you’re looking for a more grown-up experience when you go out downtown, Ember invites you to check out Fame Fridays. Food, drinks, DJs spinning reggae and hip-hop in a chill atomosphere. There is a dress code, and it will be enforced. Friday, 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; 407-849-5200; $10; famefriday.com Hood’s Up Brewing Complimentary Tasting Sample some of the unique brews from this Deltona brewery, including a bourbon-soaked blackberry and lemon hefeweizen and a Belgian golden with brandy-soaked plums. Saturday, 6 pm; World of Beer Altamonte Springs, 155 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; 407-834-2337; free; wobusa.com

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Best Coast Sept. 11 at the Social Velvet Sessions: The Psychedelic Furs May 28 at Velvet Bar at Hard Rock Hotel Melt Banana, May 28 at Backbooth Pitbull, May 30, Universal Studios Saigon Kick, May 30 at the Social The Business, June 3 at Backbooth Blueprint, June 4 at the Social Curren$y, June 4 at Venue 578 New Kids on the Block, June 5 at Amway Arena Third Eye Blind and Dashboard Confessional, June 5 at House of Blues Turbo Fruits, June 5 at Will’s Pub Guantanamo Baywatch, June 7 at Will’s Pub Charli XCX, June 12 at the Beacham

The Rolling Stones, June 12 at the Citrus Bowl Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October, June 13 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts The War on Drugs, June 17 at the Beacham Cory Branan, June 19 at Will’s Pub Murder Junkies, June 20 at Backbooth Ceremony, Tony Molina, June 23 at the Social Juicy J, June 26 at Venue 578 Say Anything, June 30 at House of Blues Black Tusk, July 2 at Will’s Pub Warped Tour, July 5 at Tinker Field Mewithoutyou, July 5 at the Social Neon Trees, July 10 at the Beacham

Hollywood Ending, July 12 at the Social

Basement, Aug. 10 at the Beacham

Motion City Soundtrack, July 17 at the Beacham

Alice in Chains, Aug. 10 at Hard Rock Live

Round Eye, July 18 at Will’s Pub Lord Huron, July 21 at the Beacham Sealion, July 23 at Will’s Pub Idina Menzel, July 25 at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts 311, July 26 at Hard Rock Live Authority Zero, July 30 at West End Trading Company Whitesnake, Aug. 3 at Hard Rock Live My Morning Jacket, Aug. 4 at Hard Rock Live Colbie Caillat, Aug. 8 at House of Blues The Get Up Kids, Braid, Aug. 9 at House of Blues

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Rocket 88 They’re one of the longest-running Orlando bands still in operation, so Rocket 88’s rockabilly roll is a well-carved groove by now. Their energy and splash as a total entertainment machine has sustained remarkably well since 1992, and that’s a reliably beautiful thing. But just when you thought you’d seen all there was to see of them, they go and throw some fresh spice into the recipe. After a recording hiatus of nearly a decade, they finally released Don’t Look Back at the tail end of last year to reveal some invigorated edges of country and surf. These new accents are so flattering to the famous Rocket 88 sound that they open intriguing new possibilities and relevance to the heritage band. It’s the best reason in many years to check back in on these tomcats. Throw in the Legendary JC’s and you’ve got solid Orlando music history crammed into one leg-shaking bill. – Bao Le-Huu with the Legendary JC’s | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10

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Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. Naked Thursdays 10 pm; Shakai, 43 E. Pine St.; contact for price; 321-332-5749. Open Mic 8 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

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Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Poker Tournament 8 pm; Belle Isle Bayou, 5180 S. Conway Road, Belle Isle; free; 407-250-6763.

Re-Freshed 10 pm; Cafe Annie, 131 N. Orange Ave.; free-$5; 407-420-4041. Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Words Out Loud 9 pm; Loud Hookah Lounge, 225 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-717-4670. FrIday May 22

ConCerts/events Alkaline Trio 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. Andres Cepeda 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney

West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$28; 407-934-2583. Bath Salt Zombies 9:30 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Bellows, Sonic Graffiti, Orange Squeeze 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669. Bit Brigade, Sci-Fried, Magitek, Benjamin Briggs 7 pm-2 am; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Down Town Under Ground Throw Down with the Bloody Jug Band 9 pm-2 am; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. False Punk, Gross, Autarx, FL’s Lewd Acts, Crit 10 pm; The Space, 1206 E. Colonial Drive; $3-$5; 407-205-7572. COnTInued On Page 82

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Free Pizza, the Gun Hoes, Tight Genes, Foul Shots 7:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104. Hadley’s Hope, Anyone’s Guess, Dancehall Revelry, Young Optimist Club 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Homegrown: Orlando Edition 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; contact for price; 407-999-2570.

The Oak Hill Drifters, Mellow Relics, Summerlong 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm-3:30 am; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd; $10 and up; 407-448-0216. Friday Night’s Patio Party 9 pm-3:30 am; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. saTurday May 23

ConCerts/events Battle of the Bands: In the After, Martyr’s Asylum, Atomic Fate, Back You Devils, Seven Cent Riot 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5-$8; 407-322-7475. Celph Titled, Mad Illz, DJ Deacon 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Dizzlephunk (album release), funkUs, Daniel Taylor, B true Brian, Anthony Townsky Diaz, Evan Taylor Jones, Phraydoe Peans, R.C. Mike, Uncle Sam’s Pride, American Jesus 9 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. COnTInued On Page 84

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Hip Hop Junktion: Styles P, Tony Touch, Niko Is 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-872-0066. Kamelot, Dragonforce 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $30.50$34; 407-934-2583.

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Rocket 88, the Legendary JC’s 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Steve Earle & the Dukes, the Mastersons 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50-$59.50; 407-228-1220. The Strange Trip, the Luna Bellum, Jahnopa 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $5; 407-677-9669. Tam Tam the Sandwich Man, Thee Wilt Chamberlain 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Prince Royce Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Midnight Mass Dance Party midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $4; 407-999-2570. The Original Vintage Saturdays 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; free-$10; 877-386-7346. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363. Party on the Patio With DJs Parry & Rock Johnson 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

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Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo 8 pm; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-4279.

Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874.

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Reggae Mondae with Hor!zen 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Heart of Darkness With Greg Barris & Friends, Teen Agers, Tierney Tough, Larry Fulford, Tre Hester 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion , Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Lazy Afternoon Sundays: Rich Medina, DJ Lumin 5-10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $10-$40; 407-354-1577.

Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

The Original Flying Balalaika Brothers 1 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Memento Mori fourth Monday of every month, 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; (407) 839-0457.

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Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Oracle Plus, Cube Tuesday 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104.

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Twisted Tuesday With the Company Tuesday 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

ConCerts/events Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

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Rick Ross 9 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; contact for price; 407-504-7699. Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$35; 407-228-1220. Summer Sensation Concert: Josh Thompson, JT Hodges, Nikki Lane 4 pm; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $45-$199; 407-284-1234. The Soul Kamotion Reunion 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15 -$100; 407-704-6261. Universal’s 25th Anniversary Concert Series: Shawn Mendes Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-363-8000.

Clubs/lounges Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Dromes (DJ Set) 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Open Mic at the Falcon 3 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Summer Kick-Off Party 7 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; $5-10; 407-354-5999. Sunday Night Special with DJ Preston Rockwell III 4 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MOnday May 25

ConCerts/events Jackson Scott, Adam & the Plastic, Poster 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free.

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Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd; free; 407-839-0080. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm;

Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571.

Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

ThEaTEr Anything Goes Based on the Roundabout Theatre revival of Cole Porter’s musical comedy set at sea. Tuesday, 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$93.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org Barefoot in the Park Neil Simon’s classic play about newlyweds in New York. Pretty much the original version of COnTInued On Page 88

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Dharma & Greg. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Friday, 8 pm; Saturday, 2 pm; and Sunday; 2 pm; IceHouse Theatre, 1100 N. Unser St., Mount Dora; $9.50-$19.50; 352-383-4616; icehousetheatre.com. Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival A week and a half of theater, music, comedy, burlesque and more, all occurring in and around Loch Haven Park. Daily through May 25; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free-$90; 407246-2283; orlandofringe.org.

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The Soul Kamotion Reunion Hosted by Rod Z, featuring an opening performance from Autumn Blaze and music by DJ LYVWYR. Sunday, 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$175; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

ComEdy Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays, Fridays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Spacebar Comedy Showcase Underground comics perform every Wednesday night. This is not an open mic. Wednesdays, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/spacebarcomedy. The Three-Legged Dog Show Comedy showcase hosted by Jacob Galang and Mat Karako. Every other Thursday, 8:30 pm; Vespr Craft Coffee

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Park Maitland School Presents Shrek: the Musical Park Maitland School’s end-of-theyear “Broadway-like” presentation of Shrek, performed by sixth-grade students. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for

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& Allures, 626 N. Alafaya Trail; free; facebook.com/ threeleggeddogshow. Tig Notaro One of the best living stand-up comics. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $28.75; drphillipscenter.org.

danCE Ballet Fedotov Presents Swan Lake Ballet Fedotov and the Russian Ballet Alafaya dancers present “Swan Lake,” the classic love story of a beautiful princess turned into a swan under the curse of an evil sorcerer. Saturday, 7 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org

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Art Haus Drogue: Mood 001 An exhibition of youthful incuriosity and comforting melancholy artists. Opens Thursday, 6 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

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Princeton St.; $125-$200; 407246-2283; orlandofringe.org. The Photography of Yuri Maiorov Former Cirque de Soleil acrobat and professional photographer Yuri Maiorov shows his work. Opens Thursday, 6 pm; through June 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-317-8367. Sensory Overload Art Show A multimedia art show featuring all female artists. Thursday, 6 pm. Through June 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. You Are Here: Snap! Student Competition exhibit opening reception w/ installation by Art Mobile Exhibition highlighting photographic artworks from online submissions by students in Central Florida. Thursday, 6 pm; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free; snapyouarehere.com. Visual Journal Workshop With Rachel Simmons Participants engage in memory-based writing activities and mixed-media

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drawing, collage and printmaking techniques. Must bring your own supplies and email moriah@bookmarkitorlando. com to reserve a spot. Saturday 9:30 am; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. You Are Here: Exhibit reception for Kevin Yang and Brian Carlson Photo exhibition, featuring work of Kevin Yang and Brian Carlson. Tuesday, 6 pm; Cloak and Dapper, 1219 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6783; snapyouarehere.com.

Continuing tHis week Art in Chambers: Thomas Thorspecken Sketches from Analog Artist Digital World artist Thomas Thorspecken. Mondays-Fridays; Winter Park City Hall, 401 S. Park Ave. Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Bayeté Ross Smith: Taking Aim Smith, a self-described “visual anthropologist,” condenses three of his anthropological projects into a single visual experience dominated by “Taking AIM” – a series of life-sized black-and-white portraits of African-American and Latino individuals printed on white bond paper, overlaid with shooting range targets, and shot at. “Passing” and “Gatling” are two other Smith projects on display; all three question identity, race and control in postmodern America. Through July 28; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donation suggested; 407-647-3307. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse In 1905, Elizabeth Owens Morse, the daughter of Charles Hosmer Morse and Martha Owens Morse, married Richard Genius. The Morse presents a representative group of the lovely gifts that survive from the Morse-Genius wedding, including Tiffany art

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Liz Gibson alt_space Exhibition Jacksonville artist Liz Gibson combines the mediums of video, art performance, and installation. Saturdays, 11 am-3 pm and Tuesdays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Real Lives: Observations and Reflections by Dale Kennington Show by contemporary painter working in the style of New American Realism. Through June 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St. $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.

The Naysayer Presents The Understory Though scientific illustration doesn’t really get the respect it used to, the photorealistic drawings of local artist Heidi “the Naysayer” Kneisl are strongly influenced by the style. Check out the 18 Micron pen-on-Bristol board illustrations at this show, then splurge on packets of mystery prints that you can take home and color yourself. Through June 5; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393.

Rediscovering Byron Browne Works from one of the pioneers of Cubism, Surrealism and Abstract styles of painting. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Peace Out Peter Van Flores’ final art show in the Orlando area before he begins a residency in Northern California. CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; redefinegallery.com. Peter Reginato: Eccentric Constructions Abstract sculptures composed of painted conceptual shapes made from welded steel. Through July 5; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

Rob Reedy: Three This exhibit takes the viewer on a virtual journey through Reedy’s solid awareness of his past and present and his interpretation of the world. Through June 30; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com. Sanford Art Walk Venues in Sanford’s downtown historic district open their doors to the public to showcase art, live music and more. Fourth Friday of every month, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art A selection from Harry C. Sigman’s

2014 gift of 86 objects to the Morse. The donation includes art glass, pottery, metalwork and furniture. The finely crafted objects on view can be appreciated both individually and in the context of the Museum’s entire collection. TuesdaysThursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Snap! Orlando Presents: You Are Here Monthlong art festival comprised of exhibitions, lectures, experimental media and workshops that compel audiences to celebrate place and community building, while showcasing the energized core of Orlando’s thriving arts and culture movement. Through May 31; Multiple locations, Various local venues; free$85; snapyouarehere.com. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Enjoy art, food, tech and more in downtown Orlando’s arts and culture district. Third Thursday of every month, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; cityartsfactory.com. UCF Thesis Exhibition Thesis photography portfolios from seniors graduating from UCF’s BS in photography program.

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Through July 31; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

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You Are Here: Native Contemporary photography about Native Orlando that is professional, engaging and thought-provoking. Through May 30; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St. free; 407-423-3060.

EvEnTs American Q’s Memorial Weekend Sunday BBQ American Q hosts a party with music from the Oak Hill Drifters and barbecue at the B Resort courtyard. Food available for purchase. Sunday, noon-4 pm; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-827-3080. Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market held rain or shine in parking lot of Stardust Video & Coffee. Features local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans

and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; Free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com. Brookhaven Market A local market located in a renovated warehouse space in the Mills 50 district, featuring Orlando’s finest makers, craftsmen, and artisans. Saturday, 12-5 pm; Warehouse at Brookhaven, 1300 Brookhaven Drive; free; 951-345-0006; facebook. com/brookhavenmkt. Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout Sponsored by Sonny’s BBQ, this event features professional and amateur BBQ masters, local businesses, craft brews, live music, kids activities and more. Friday, 6-10 pm and Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 407-2784871; www.bbqblowout.org. Drink Around the Hood Orlando Weekly’s newest event invites you to explore

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Women and Abstraction A major survey of abstract and minimalist art made by female artists from the late 1940s to the present, including Louise Nevelson, Lee Bontecou, Ruth Asawa, Lee Krasner, Elaine de Kooning, Jane Manus, Nava Lubelski, Barbara Kasten, Hayal Pozanti, Rosemarie Castoro, Alma Thomas, Joan Mitchell, Helen Frankenthaler, Mary Abbott, and Alice Baber. Through Aug. 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Warhol. Through June 21; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-8964231; snapyouarehere.com.

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the Ivanhood. Meet businesspeople, neighbors and new friends while enjoying cocktails at participating locations. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Ivanhoe District. Wednesday 6:30 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $10-$15; 407-484-5839. Florida Venture Sourcing - 2Q Venture Pitch Orlando Pitch to the Central Florida technology venture community. Get helpful, actionable feedback from a panel of technology investor judges. Win prizes to accelerate your startup. Get publicity. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; Free; 407-704-6261. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

Jake’s Beer Festival Taking place under the outdoor Wantilan Pavilion, this festival features more than 50 craft and specialty beers, tasty food and live entertainment. Friday, 6 pm; Loews Royal Pacific Resort, 6300 Hollywood Way; $37.28$47.93; 407-503-3200; universalorlando.com. Omni Expo 2015 Convention with some of the best in anime, comics, movies, TV and more. Friday, 12-5 pm; Saturday, 12-10 pm; and Sunday, 12-5 pm; Rosen Centre Hotel, 9840 International Drive; $30-$100; 786-683-9096; omniexpo.com. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Star Wars Weekends Star Wars characters and celebrities take over Hollywood Studios. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $97 for single day admission.

Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Tomoka Brewing Welcome Party Tomoka Brewing is finally distributing their beer in Orlando, and Oblivion is hosting a tap takeover by them. The Elvis PB Banana Sandwich Brown Ale sounds delicious. Wednesday, 6 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour

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features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-656-0713; orlandofoodtours.com.

lEarning Long Way to the Top: Hard Rock in Orlando 1977-1985 The exhibition narrates a unique era in Orlando history, when the greatest names in pop, rock, and heavy metal came to the City Beautiful to record and perform. Through May 31; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Family Dora and Diego: Let’s Explore! The exhibit features beloved characters Dora and Diego from Nickelodeon’s hit preschool series Dora the Explorer and Go, Diego, Go!, along with their friends Boots, Map, Backpack, Isa, Tico, and of course Swiper, now in their own exhibit for preschoolers to explore as they learn and play along. Mondays, Tuesdays, ThursdaysSundays, 10 am-5 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $19; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Kids Fringe Drop the kids off for a day full of arts and crafts, performances from Ibex Puppetry, strolling entertainment and more, while you

Florida Championship Fighting: Edge of Glory Professional MMA fighting. Friday,, 6:30 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $35-$85; 407-295-3247; fcfighting.com.

go take in the adult shows at the Orlando Fringe Festival. Saturday and Sunday, 10 am-2 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283; orlandofringe.org.

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Orlando Predators vs. Portland Thunder Arena football. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$250; 800-745-3000.

East End Market Community Yoga Join the ever-so-enlightening Megan Hudson for an hour of relaxation and rejuvenation every Thursday morning in the market’s bright and welcoming event space. Every other Thursday; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; by donation; 321-236-3316.

Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Might be a good time to work on your swan, sleeping swan, etc. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. n

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this threeto four-mile guided bike ride. Every other Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com. Fuel the F.I.R.E. The Florida Institute for Reform and Empowerment throws a fundraiser and friendraiser to help ensure that community members are informed, engaged and supported in caring for those communities. Thursday, 5:30 pm; Aku Aku Tiki Bar, 431 E. Central Blvd; $20-$25; firedupflorida.org. March Against Monsanto Across the nation, concerned consumers will gather in public spaces to raise awareness of the lobby behind the science that makes GMOs and their related businesses such a huge concern. Locally, the proceedings will begin at City Hall downtown, march to Lake Eola (where the water is artificially colored), and then return. Saturday, 2 pm; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407246-4279; www.march-against-monsanto.com.

liTErary Atlantic Center for the Arts Master Artist Outreach: Paul Harding Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Paul Harding reads, signs books, and participates in a Q&A session. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; www.avalongallery.org. Di-Verse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407975-3364; www.austinscoffee.com. Wine & Sign Fridays: Cate McGowan Hear the author read from her book of stories, True Places Never Are, and enjoy some complimentary wine. Friday, 6-8 pm; Bookmark It, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; bookmarkitorlando.com.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19) James McNeil Whistler was an influential painter in the latter half of the 19th century. He advocated the “art for art’s sake” credo, insisting that the best art doesn’t need to teach or moralize. As far as he was concerned, its most important purpose was to bring forth “glorious harmony” from chaos. But the immediate reason I’m nominating him to be your patron saint for the coming weeks is the stylized signature he created: an elegant butterfly with a long tail that was actually a stinger. I think you’ll thrive by embodying that dual spirit: being graceful, sensitive and harmonious and yet also feisty, piquant and provocative. Can you manage that much paradox? I think you can. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Renowned author George Bernard Shaw was secure in his feeling that he did good work. He didn’t need the recognition of others to validate his self-worth. The British Prime Minister offered him a knighthood, but he refused it. When he found out he had been awarded a Nobel Prize for Literature, he wanted to turn it down but his wife convinced him to accept it. The English government also sought to give him the prestigious Order of Merit, but he rejected it, saying, “I have already conferred this order upon myself.” He’s your role model for right now. Congratulate yourself for your successes, whether or not anyone else does. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) “Aha!” is your mantra for the coming weeks. Keep it on the tip of your tongue, ready to unleash. This always-ready-to-be-surprised-by-inspiration attitude will train you to expect the arrival of wonders and marvels. And that will be an effective way to actually attract wonders and marvels! With “Aha!” as your talisman, all of your wake-up calls will be benevolent, and all of the chaos you encounter – or at least most of it – will be fertile. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Do you chronically indulge in feelings of guilt? Do you berate yourself for the wrong turns and sad mistakes you made in the past? These behaviors may be sneaky ways of avoiding change. How can you summon enough energy to transform your life if you’re wallowing in worries and regrets? In presenting the possibility that you might be caught in this trap, I want you to know that I’m not sitting in judgment of you. Not at all. Like you, I’m a Cancerian, and I have periodically gotten bogged down in the very morass I’m warning you against. The bad news is that right now you are especially susceptible to falling under this spell. The good news is that now you have the power to break it. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In the TV comedy-drama Jane the Virgin, the fictional character known as Rogelio de la Vega is a vain but lovable actor who performs in telenovelas. “I’m very easy to dress,” he tells the wardrobe supervisor of a new show he’ll be working on. “Everything looks good on me. Except for peach. I don’t pop in peach.” What he means is that his charisma doesn’t radiate vividly when he’s wearing peach-colored clothes. Now I want to ask you: What don’t you pop in? I’m not simply talking about the color of clothes that enable you to shine, but everything else, too. In the coming weeks, it’s crucial that you surround yourself with influences that make you pop. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Are you willing to entertain an outlandish possibility? Here’s my vision: You will soon be offered unexpected assistance, either through the machinations of a “guardian angel” or the messy blessings of a shape-shifting spirit. This divine intervention will make it possible for you to demolish a big, bad obstacle you’ve been trying to find a way around. Even if you have trouble believing in the literal factuality of my prophecy, here’s what I suspect: It will at least come true in a metaphorical sense – which is the truest kind of truth of all.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “Glory” is the theme song of the film Selma. It’s an anthem about the ongoing struggle for equal rights by African-Americans. I want to borrow one of its lines for your use in the coming weeks: “Freedom is like a religion to us.” I think those will be good words for you to live by. Are you part of a group that suffers oppression and injustice? Are you mixed up in a situation that squashes your self-expression? Are you being squelched by the conditioned habits of your own unconscious mind? It’s high time to rebel. The quest for liberation should be your spiritual calling. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) If you’re planning on breaking a taboo, sneaking into a forbidden zone or getting intimate with an edge-dweller, don’t tell boastful stories about what you’re doing. For now, secrecy is not only sexy; it’s a smart way to keep you safe and effective. Usually I’m fond of you telling the whole truth. I like it when you reveal the nuanced depths of your feelings. But right now I favor a more cautious approach to communication. Until your explorations have progressed further, I suggest that you only discuss them sparingly. As you put your experiments in motion, share the details on a need-to-know basis. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) There are many possible ways to create and manage a close relationship. Here’s one of my favorite models: when two independent, self-responsible souls pledge to help each other activate the best versions of themselves. If you don’t have a partnership like this, the near future will be a favorable time to find one. And if you already do have an intimate alliance in which the two of you synergize each other’s quest for individuation, the coming weeks could bring you breathtaking breakthroughs. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) It’s a challenge to drive a car through Canada’s far north. For example, if you want to get from Dawson in the Yukon Territory to Inuvik in the Northwest Territory, you take Dempster Highway. It’s gravel road for the entire 417-mile trip, so the ride is rough. Bring a spare tire and extra gasoline, since there’s just one service station along the way. On the plus side, the scenery is thrilling. The permafrost in the soil makes the trees grow in odd shapes, almost like they’re drunk. You can see caribou, wolverines, lynx, bears and countless birds. Right now, the sun is up 20 hours every day. And the tundra? You’ve never seen anything like it. Even if you don’t make a trip like this, I’m guessing you will soon embark on a metaphorically similar version. With the right attitude and preparation, you will have fun and grow more courageous. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Aquarian author James Joyce wrote one of the most celebrated and influential novels of the 20th century. The narrative is both experimental and tightly structured. Its chaotic stream-of-consciousness passages are painstakingly crafted. (Anyone who wonders how the astrological sign of Aquarius can be jointly ruled by the rebellious planet Uranus and the disciplinarian planet Saturn need only examine this book for evidence.) Joyce claimed he labored over it for 20,000 hours. That’s the equivalent of devoting eight hours a day, 350 days a year, for more than seven years. Will you ever work that hard and long on a project? If so, now would be an auspicious time to start. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The English writer and caricaturist Max Beerbohm moved away from his native land when he was 37 years old. He settled in Rapallo, Italy, where he lived for much of the rest of his life. Here’s the twist: When he died at age 83, he had still not learned to speak Italian. For 40 years, he used his native tongue in his foreign home. This is a failing you can’t afford to have in the coming months. The old proverb “When in Rome, do as the Romans,” has never been so important for you to observe.

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These are just two of the tons of dogs, cats, kittens and puppies waiting for somebody to adopt them from Orange County Animal Services. The shelter has had an incredibly busy spring, and it’s packed with adoptable pets. If you’re thinking of adopting, visit the shelter at 2769 Conroy Road, 407-396-3111, ocnetpets.com. Adoption fees are always $55 or less, and animals are spayed or neutered, microchipped and upto-date on shots before going home.

B Y D A N S AVA G E Yesterday, I found my 5-year-old son putting things up his butt in the bath. This isn’t the first time – and it’s not just a “Hey! There’s a hole here! Let’s put things in there!” kind of thing. The little dude was rocking quite the stiffy while he did it. I’m well aware of how sexual kids can be (I freaking was!), although I wasn’t quite expecting to be catching him exploring anal at this young age. I want to avoid a trip to the emergency room to extract a toy car or whatever else from his rear end, and I don’t want to see him damage himself. So do you have any suggestions of what I can give him as a butt toy? Yes, I am serious, and no, I’m not molesting him. I know he’s going to do this on his own with or without my knowing, and I want him to be safe! Just today, he proudly showed me a toy car that he stuck up his butt. I told him that it wasn’t a good idea due to the sharp bits on it, and while he may have gotten this one out, one could get stuck. Help! Helping Ingenious Son Make Other Moves

“HISMOM has handled this really well so far, and I am impressed with her clarity and calm about this situation,” said Amy Lang, a childhood sexuality expert and educator, a public speaker, and the author of Birds + Bees + Your Kids (birds andbeesandkids.com). “But NO BUTT TOYS for 5-year-olds! This is insane and will cause a host of problems – can you imagine if he says to his teacher, ‘Yesterday, I played with my butt plug!’ Instant CPS call!” I’m going to break in for a second: Do NOT buy a butt toy for your 5-year-old kid – if, indeed, you and your 5-year-old kid’s butt actually exist. I’m way more than half convinced that your letter is a fake, HISMOM, something sent in by a Christian conservative out to prove that I’m the sort of degenerate who would tell a mom to buy a butt toy for a 5-year-old. I’m some sort of degenerate, I’ll happily admit, but I’m not that sort. “This clearly isn’t a safe way for her boy to explore his body for a variety of reasons,” said Lang. “His butthole is tiny, it’s an adultlike behavior and it’s germy.” And while adults who are into butt play are (or should be) proactive and conscientious about hygiene, grubby little 5-year-olds aren’t particularly proactive or conscientious about hygiene – or anything else. You don’t want his hands and toys smeared with more fecal matter than is typical for the hands and toys of most 5-year-olds. “It’s also on the outer edges of ‘typical’ sexual behavior in a young kid,” said Lang. “He may very well have discovered this sort of outlier behavior on his own, but there is a chance that someone showed him how to do this. HISMOM needs to calmly ask her son, ‘I’m curious – how did you figure out that it feels good to put things in your bum?’ Listen to what he has to say. Depending on his response, she may need to get him a professional evaluation to make sure that he’s OK and safe. She can find someone through rainn.org in her area to help.” Regardless of where he picked this trick up, HISMOM, you gotta tell him that it’s not OK to put stuff up his butt because he could seriously hurt himself. I know, I know: You are a progressive, sex-positive parent – if you exist – and you don’t

wanna saddle your kid with a complex about butt stuff. But think of all the sexually active adults out there, gay and bi and straight, who have overcome standard-issue butt-stuff complexes. If you give your son a minor complex by, say, taking his toy cars away until he stops putting them in his ass, rest assured that he’ll be able to overcome that complex later in life. “She should tell him that she totally gets that it feels good,” said Lang, “but there other ways he can have those good feelings that are safer, like rubbing and touching his penis, and he is welcome to do that any time he wants – as long as he’s in private and alone. You can also tell him the safest thing to put up there is his own finger. But he MUST wash his hands if he does that. Nothing else, finger only.” I’m a longtime fan, but I disagree with your advice to CIS, the lesbian who wanted to add “not into trans women” to her online dating profile. I’m a straight guy, and if I met a woman online, I would want to be sure she had female genitalia under her clothes. It’s a requirement for me, and that doesn’t mean I’m not a trans ally. I’m not into people who don’t have female genitalia – should I go out on a coffee date with a trans woman just to make her feel better? Not An Asshole

There’s nothing about preferring – even requiring – a particular set of genitalia that will result in your being stripped of your trans ally status, NAA. The issue is adding a few words to your profile (“no trans women”) that might spare you from the horrors of having coffee with one or two trans women over the course of your dating life but that will definitely make every trans woman who sees your profile feel like shit. The world is already an intensely hostile, unwelcoming place for trans people. Why would someone who considers himself (or herself, in the case of CIS) an ally want to make the world more hostile and unwelcoming? Awkwardness and “wasted” coffee dates are built into the online-dating experience. Trans women who haven’t had bottom surgery aren’t going to spring their dicks on you, and you’re not obligated to sleep with anyone you don’t find attractive. I’m a cis straight woman. I went on dates with a lot of guys from dating websites (200-plus) before I got married. Just writing to say that I agreed with your advice to the lesbian dating-site user. I agree that putting negative/exclusionary notes like “no trans women” or “no Asian guys” in a dating profile is a turnoff – and not just to the excluded group. And are there really so many trans people out there that such a comment is even necessary? Are there really that many trans people out there causing massive confusion on dating websites? And honestly, if someone is trans and you wind up meeting them for coffee, what would be the big deal anyway? It’s just coffee! I don’t understand why this would be such a huge problem. Straight Chick In DC

My point exactly. mail@savagelove.net

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2006 HYUNDAI VIN# KMHDN46DX6U237192 2003 VOLKSWAGON VIN# WV2NB47063H001044 1996 LEXUS VIN# JT8BF12G1T0181863 1991 MAZDA VIN# JM1NA3513M0201693 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM On JUNE 8 2015, at 2500 n Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Around The Clock Towing inc.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on MAY 29th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #B122 Jason Todd Grace-house items, antiques #F366 Mark Teder- household goods #B099 Jerelene Jackson Business inventory and Household Items #A022 Hazel Parnell- Household items #G406 John Amaral - Household items #B140 Shantatta Nedd- Household items #F363 Veronica Ledezma-bed & couch #B147 Armando Torres-Boxes, Furniture #F381 Jawanda Goss-Totes #A004 Lee FordhamHousehold Goods 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #5097 Alex Quasnitschka – Household Items #7011 Carolyn Rozier – Household Items #2303 Norman Perez – Household Item #2140 Maryann Jones – Boxes #22701 Solutions Spine Health – Furniture & Files #6103 Christine Kynett – Household Items #2036 Jason Frazier – Household Items etc #8045 Cindy Finance – Household Items #7029 Tramaine Howard – Household Items etc 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #660 Premier Books Direct-Duane J Chiasson – Household items #042 Laurie Kiner – Household goods #887 Asha Jiawan – Household Items #354 Gaye Simpkins – Household Goods #653 James Kurzawinski –Household Goods #751 Denzil John – Queen bed, household items #426 Patricia Stoakley – Clothes 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003-Gerald Simons—clothing boxes #3146-April Grant—Furniture,Boxes #4071-Terry White—Household Items #4011-Michele Cooks—Furniture,Boxes,Household Goods,Clothing #2026-Marie Calixte— Household Items #1104-Hezekiah Johnson—Clothes, Electronics, and Personal Items #2083-Mary Nell Boyd—Household goods #2135-Pamela Bowers—Church Goods #2095-Jennifer Henderson—Storing dining table, sofa, tv, stand, love seat, bed, night stand, painting , 12 boxes #4079-Kenneth Bernard Merrit—Household goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 1420 N Orange Blossom Trail. Orlando, Fl. 32804 (407) 650-9033 #386 Kathryn Miller – Dental Equipment; #774 Paul Jones – Lawn Equipment 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #3119 Charles Lee Meilluer-Household Goods #3044 Jesse Martinez-Washer, Dryer, Household #3111 Carline Charles-TV, Furniture #4027 Shontae McLoyd-Furniture, Books #3141 Tizano Brown- Electronics, Household #1031 Vernon Salter- Household Goods #1147 Natasha Grant-Boxes, Furniture #2022 Katherine-Shaffer-Petzold- Living room furniture, Household Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage.

Pursuant to F>S> 713.78, June 4, 2015,at 5 PM, on 1900 S.OBT,Orlando,FL,32805. Will sell the vehicle as is,no warranty,no guarantees the title,terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids 2004, Nissan - vin # 3N1CB51D44L475149.

The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 18508 E Colonial Dr. Orlando FL 32820 at 7:00am on June 5 2015. Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 MITZ. Outlander Vin JA4MS31X17U010560.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/LATIMORE CASE NO.: DP12-496 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.P.., DOB:01/25/2015, MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TRIAL STATE OF FLORIDA TO: J’MAIYA MATHEWS-GARY, Address Unknown WHEREAS the State of Florida, by and through the Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition, alleging under oath that the above-named child is dependent under the laws of the State of Florida, a copy of which is attached, and requesting that a summons issue in due course requiring that you appear before this court to be dealt with according to law. NOW, therefore, you are commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Alicia L. Latimore, at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on June 11, 2015 at 1:30 p.m FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS TRIAL CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE ADJUDICATION OF THE CHILDREN AS DEPENDENT CHILDREN AND MAY ULTIMATELY RESULT IN LOSS OF CUSTODY OF THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of May, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Children’s LegalServices 400 West Robinson Street, Suite S815 Orlando, Florida 32801. (407) 317-7643-Telephone Deputy Clerk (407) 317-7126-Fax (Court Seal) Crystal.mincey@myflfamilies.com By:/s/ Lisa Rotenberger. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:2015-DR-2820 IN RE:THE NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD NICOLE MARIE TANGNEY, Petitioner / Mother NOTICE OF ACTION FOR NAME CHANGE OF A MINOR CHILD TO:Larry Benjamin Langford, Current Residence Address: 10025 Hillview Drive, Apt.46 Pensacola, Florida 32514 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for Name Change of a Minor Child has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it, on Petitioner’s attorney, Christine E. Arendas, Esquire, whose address is 1516 East Colonial Drive, Suite 202, Orlando, Florida 32803 on or before June 3, 2015 and file the original with the Clerk of this Court at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on Petitioner’s attorney or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. WITNESS my hand and seal this 30 day of April, 2015. TIFFANY MOORE RUSSELL CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT /s/ Deputy Clerk Stephanie Brooks By: 2015.04.30 13:04:20-04’00’. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE. PURSUANT OF F.S. 713.585 EACH OF YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED THE FOLLOWING VEHICLE WILL BE SOLD AT PUBLIC SALE. YOU MAY REDEEM SAID VEHICLE BY PAYMENT OF MONIES OWED PLUS ACCUMULATED STORAGE CHARGES OR IN ACCORDANCE WITH PROVISIONS OF F.S. 559.917. PROPER ID REQUIRED. THE OWNER OR ANY PERSON CLAIMING A LIEN/INTEREST HAS A RIGHT TO A HEARING PRIOR TO THE SALE DATE BY FILING A DEMAND WITH THE CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. ANY PROCEEDS REMAINING FROM THE SALE OF THE MOTOR VEHICLE AFTER PAYMENT OF AMOUNT CLAIMED WILL BE DEPOSITED WITH THE CLERK OF THE COURSE FOR DISPOSITION. ANY PARTIES CONTACT THE LEINOR AGENT BELOW. VEHICLE WILL BE SOLD ON JUNE 5, 2015 AT 8:00AM AT WEST AUTO SHOP INC. 2202 W. WASHINGTON ST. ORLANDO, FL 32801. 1997 HONDA VIN #2HGEJ8642VA561252. TERMS OF SALE ARE CASH/ WEST AUTO SHOP RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ACCEPT AND REJECT ANY AND ALL BIDS. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID. VEHICLES ARE SOLD AS IS, NO WARRANTY, NO GUARANTEE AND NO TITLE.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando06/03/15: 1105 Adrian Ortiz, 2120 Winston Fortune, 3072 Helen Johnson, 6025 Alexander Samuel, 6038 Demitrie Sanders, 6064 Gary Nelson, 8009 Regina Ellis, 8011 Kesha Johnson, 8025 Kyle Moore Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave- 3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando06/03/15: 1105 Jacqueline Jeune, 1310 Joyce Hensley, 1532 Ebony Davis, 1907 Recovery DC2587T Robert Newsome Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando06/03/15: B107 Charles Thompson, B180 Brannon Coury, B185 Saidah Harris, B204 Thomas Caryle Lynch, C211 Hewnri Pereira Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando06/03/15: 705 Anthony Brimhall, 716 Joseph Bajardy, 729 John Cummings U-Haul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E. Colonial Dr. Orlando 06/03/15: 1118 Madeline Perez, 1132 Christopher Love, 1611 Dianne Stout. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on MAY 28, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #124 Pressure King – tools, pressure washing equipment, tubs, misc. #549 Scotti Ewing – mattress, bedding, household items. #1402 Juenethia Chalmers – bed, furniture, misc. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #536 Malcolm Pagan- pool table and other home goods, #630 Eric Clinton- Furniture/ Boxes Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage. IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA STATE BANK OF TOLEDO, Plaintiff, vs. IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ, Defendant. CIRCUIT CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-002514-O NOTICE OF ACTION TO: IRIS Y. RODRIGUEZ Whose residence is: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 YOU ARE HEREBY required to file your answer or written defenses, if any, in the above proceeding with the Clerk of Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney, Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days after the first publication of this Notice on April 29, 2015. The notice shall be published once during each week for four (4) consecutive weeks with the Orlando Weekly, the nature of this proceeding being a suit for ejectment from real property described below: 10117 Ridgebloom Avenue Orlando, FL 32829 or Lot 77, Lee Vista Square, according to the plat thereof, recorded in Plat Book 58, Page(s) 1 through 11, of the Public Records of Orange County, Florida. If you fail to file your response or answer in the above proceeding with the Clerk of this Court, and to serve a copy thereof upon the Plaintiff’s attorney Wicker Smith, et. al., 390 North Orange Avenue, Suite 1000, Orlando, FL 32801, telephone (407)843-3939, facsimile (407)649-8118, within thirty (30) days of the first publication of this Notice, a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded within the Complaint. DATED at Orange County this 23rd day of April, 2015. Clerk of the Circuit Court, 425 N. Orange Ave., Room 310, Orlando FL 32801.

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NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON MAY 29, 2015. AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 8226 S US HIGHWAY 17/92 FERN PARK, FL 32730 AT 8:00AM: C392 - H. LIPSEY, G733 – L. MARTIN 455 S. HUNT CLUB BLVD. APOPKA, FL 32703- AT 8:00AM: 3013 – N.BOGERT 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 – 8:20 AM:434-B. CARTER 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 9:00 AM:0914-D.DILONE 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – 9:20 AM:0249-M.VARGAS 1241 S. ORLANDO AVE. MAITLAND, FL 32751 – AT 9:50AM:0186 – J.GOSSER. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 6/1/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 2001 Pontiac 1G2WK52J41F209719 1989 Chevrolet 1G1YY3184K5118097 2000 Isuzu 4S2CK58W3Y4306650 1996 Ford 1FMDU32P3TZA67351 1999 Honda JHLRD2848XC017655 2000 Land Rover SALTY1243YA254103 1999 Nissan 1N4DL01D4XC244033. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ON THE PREMISES WEDNESDAY JUNE 3, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING WILL BE AT THE TIME OF THE SALE ONLY. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 AT 10:00AM:#118Jane Clarke; #340 Richard Wiles; #332 Michelle Spankie/Wings to New Horizons; #235 Jeffrey Smart; #566 Kinnis Pledger; #506 Diamond Lingo; #538 Mary Melendez; #238 Selena Kalish; #439 Rex Coxley; #547 Charles Raines III; #469 Joseline Gildore; #376 Wilfredo Rosado; #559 John Bryant III; #583 Rickey Johnson MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 AT 11:00AM: #0007 Allen Nitka Griffin; #0046 David King; #0119 Ryan Keith Hamilton; #0187 Cecilia Crawford 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 AT 12:30PM0159 SCOTT HENRY GRANTZ; 0189 ALAN WOODBURY; 0859 KRISTEN DORSEY;0607 MARK WHIPPLEII; 0068 TYISHA DYER;0902 KRISTY WILLIAMS; 0878 ANTHONY DEBENEDICTIS FAIRVIEW MINI STORAGE 4211 N. N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 AT 1:00PM:E06 DERRICK SCOTT; D17 RICARDO LEWIS; B05 DAVID ALEXZANDER PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 2:00PM:#22-Phillip Francis, 2002 White 4 Door Rodeo ISU VIN4S2CK58WX24322318 #23-Phillip Francis, 1999 Green Odyssey Honda Wagon VIN2HKRL186AXH514444 2002 Blue Jetta Volk 4Door Sedan VIN 3VWRB69M42M077347 #203VanessaHill; #327Vergenia F Hair; #360Brandy L Vinson; Mazda MX6 1993 TwoDoor VIN1YGE31A7P5110978 #363 Raychell R Williams; #364 Raychell R Williams #384Sondra J Harp; #407 Cassandra M Cassamajor; #420Tyrance K Myers; #422Aviance S Ellis; #423Dominique D Montgomery; #459Roy A Thomas; #462Jennifer Denise Hair; #615Keona K Brewer; #642Jakar R Walker;#643Jose A Battle; #648Patsy A Perkins

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on June 11, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810, C48 Felicia Burnett $559.08, AA5943B Daryl Noonan $356.68, AA7342A Daryl Noonan $356.68 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703, 1380 Francisco Neri $334.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, B130 Oghogho Onokpise $626.30 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792, 2303 Vincent Terranova $1095.95, 1033 Cesar Acosta $612.00, 1359 John Rollings $400.80, 1056 Janice Wells $400.80, 1512 Karla Serna $521.90, 1403 Ralph Dukes Jr $428.60 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, C020 Angela Chavers $465.05, C035 Regina Freeman $713.20, C041 Dan Borders $756.50, B051-52 Jeffrey Jolicoeur $424.70, B019 Peter John Herzig $802.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773,1023 Willie Eugene Fourroux Jr $593.40, 1087 Mystery Room $998.33, 2033 Jon Deen $240.35, 1414 Linda Troise $442.95, 1627 Samuel Gonzalez $784.75, 1285 Robert Remus $432.95, 1031 Shaunte Campbell $811.50, 1035 Nancy Poit $721.75, 1220 Paul Speed $307.25, 5076 Carolyn Mercado $721.75, 1122 Winshenia Lamarr $593.40, 1742 Kelly Dwyer-Dahl $321.60, 1655 Thenna Mikell $612.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771, 2169 Ike Williams $679.00. Senior Software Engineer IPEG Corporation seeks full-time Senior Software Engineer for its Naples, Florida office for the following duties: Design and develop software systems, using scientific analysis and mathematical models to predict and measure outcome and consequences of design. Modify existing software to correct errors, to adapt it to new hardware, and to upgrade interfaces and improve performance. Analyze information to determine, recommend, and plan installation of a new system or modification of an existing system. Consult with engineering staff to evaluate interface between hardware and software, develop specifications and performance requirements, and resolve customer problems. Prepare reports, correspondence concerning project specifications, activities, and projects. Store, retrieve, and manipulate data for analysis of system capabilities and requirements. Help with recruiting and selection of technical resources. Manage scrum sessions and execute sprint planning. Ensuring a process orientation across the distributed technical/project team, being able to develop, implement, and improve processes. Demonstrate knowledge of iOS and Android mobile development. Possess working experience with Titanium framework for iOS. Identify, mitigate or escalate delivery impediments, risks, issues, and changes to development projects. Promote and demonstrate projects. Promote and demonstrate commitment to Agile software development methodology. IPEG Corporation requires candidates to possess a minimum of a Master’s Degree in Computer Science, Engineering, or Management Information Systems, with at least five years of experience in any related field. Other Special Requirements include: Extensive knowledge required of computer programming languages including, Java, C/C++, Objective-C, PHP, Python, HTML, and JavaScript. Extensive knowledge of Oracle, MS SQL Server, My SQL, Linux, Android, iOS operating systems. Project manager experience and expert of agile methodologies. Scrum Master Certification required. Two years of experience working in the buried infrastructure damage prevention industry and expertise developing mobile mapping products exclusively for field workers and field surveyors preferred. Qualified Applicants Please Contact: Alan Haddy, President IPEG Corporation, 5400 Jaeger Road, Naples, FL 34109, alan@ipegcorp. com EOE.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP 09-826 IN THE INTEREST OF:D.A, DOB: 02/20/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: STEPHANIE SUMMERS , Address Unknown An authorized representative of the Florida Department of Children and Families has filed in this court a petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Thomas Turner, Judge of the Circuit Court, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, on June 3rd, 2015, at 1:30 p.m. for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the specified time. FAILURE TO APPEAR PERSONALLY AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMNATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE.IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Orange County, ADA Coordinator, Human Resources, Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Suite 510, Orlando, Florida, (407) 836-2303, fax: 407-836-2204. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711 to reach the Telecommunications Relay Service.Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 23rd day of April, 2015. This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT Brittany Nesmith, Esquire Children’s Legal Services Brittany. nesmith@myflfamilies.com, BY: DEPUTY CLERK.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2001 Jeep VIN# 1J4FT58S71L513793 2004 Chrysler VIN# 2C3HD46R64H618045 2007 Nissan VIN# 1N4BL21E17C229257 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. On June 3, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC.

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