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This review seems rather harsh (“Catfished,” Oct. 28). You cannot just say the pizza looked ugly. Can you at least add statements with a bit of culinary fundament? How about offering constructive criticism? And for your information, the gloves on the table are an accepted practice in Latin-American countries where you don’t eat pizza with bare hands. They do the same when you buy fried chicken. I dined at Braccia and had a pleasant experience. My only suggestion was on the service staff. They need a bit more training.

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Folks, what kind of ass is this mayoral candidate (“Local artist says Paul Paulson refuses to pay for using campaign illustration,” Oct. 30)? As a former ad agency CEO and current television producer, I can assure you the artist owns the work. According to FPTO (Federal Patent and Trademark Office), creative works are automatically rightfully owned by the creator. He doesn’t need a “copyright.” As it is, this idiot running for mayor is in rights violation, and all this artist needs to do is get a strong attorney and he can “retroactively” demand whatever amount he feels and the ding dong candidate has to pay it. So what could have been done amicably, I hope now the artist demands a lot more. Also the artist can file a complaint to the FPTO for record keeping. Who cares what the circumstances of the (starving) artist are? None of that negates his right to his works. This dismissive political candidate already thinks he’s above the law, God knows how he’ll behave if he ever took any office.

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FWC closes hunt after 298 bears killed in 48 hours

hort of its 320-bear quota, the Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission closed its weeklong bear hunt early after 298 bears were “harvested” in two days. FWC officials sold 3,778 permits for the hunt – that’s more than the state’s entire estimated bear population of 3,300. Already wildly controversial in Florida, news of the hunt and protests went viral on social media over the weekend and attracted international news outlets to report on it. FWC commissioners approved the hunt after four bear attacks on humans in the state, but ultimately the agency acknowledged that the hunt wouldn’t curb future attacks and proposed it instead as a population control method. Floridians reacted by sending 40,000 responses to the FWC about its decision, 75 percent of which opposed the hunt. Animal and conservation activists called on Gov. Rick Scott to stop the hunt, but he refused. Among the commissioners, who are appointed by Scott, there are no biologists or environmental scientists, but plenty of contractors, lawyers and developers. Speak Up Wekiva and other environmental groups filed an emergency petition

to stop the hunt, but Circuit Judge George Reynolds denied that petition earlier in October. Reynolds said that although FWC had made a scientific basis for the hunt, the commission could have waited until a more recent bear population study was released. The FWC is bringing in a pretty penny from the sale of permits, to the tune of $376,900, and has said it plans to use that money to fund “abatement of human/bear conflicts through comprehensive waste management efforts in Florida” – in other words, expensive bear-proof trashcans. Wildlife officials said the trashcans would probably be more effective at stopping attacks than the hunt. Despite the criticisms, wildlife officials aren’t giving up on the idea of having the bear hunt annually and are already talking about how to manage it next year. – Monivette Cordeiro

Florida executes Jerry Correll by lethal injection

ight months after Florida first attempted to kill Jerry Correll, an Orange County man convicted of stabbing four people to death in the Conway area in 1985, the state executed him via a lethal injection cocktail Thursday.

Correll’s last-minute request for a stay Thursday night: “It is deeply troubling that the State of Florida would carry out the execution of Mr. Correll while the United States Supreme Court evaluates the constitutionality of Florida’s death penalty procedures in Hurst v. Florida. A decision is expected within a few months; Governor Scott should put all executions on hold until that time to ensure that our death penalty procedures comport with the constitution.” The Gainesville Sun reports Correll’s last meal was a cheeseburger, a Coca-Cola and fries. “Asked if he had any final words, Correll replied, ‘No, sir,’ and the execution procedure then started at 7:26 p.m.,” according to The Sun. “Midazolam was administered first. Correll’s arms could be seen shaking at first, but he soon became still, his mouth agape.” The victims’ family also released a written statement after the execution. “Jerry Correll chose to take the lives of four beautiful, innocent people on June 30th, 1985,” the statement said. “The consequences of those actions should be no less than death itself.” – MC mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

Correll, whose execution was originally scheduled for February, was on death row for almost 30 years after he murdered his 5-year-old daughter, ex-wife and two of his ex-wife’s family members in the home they shared. He had received a stay from the Florida Supreme Court while the U.S. Supreme Court decided on the legality of the use of midazolam for lethal injections. The sedative is part of the three-drug injection used for executions, but in a lawsuit to stop its use, prisoners argued that it does not sufficiently sedate inmates it is used on before execution. They argued that it is a violation of the Eighth Amendment’s prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment. The Supreme Court upheld the use of the drug in June, and after a struggle between Attorney General Pam Bondi and Correll’s attorneys, Florida courts rejected the argument that the use of midazolam should be considered cruel and unusual punishment, clearing the way for the state to execute him. Correll’s death makes Gov. Rick Scott the Florida governor with the most executions under his belt since the death penalty was reinstituted in 1976. One of Correll’s attorneys, Maria DeLiberato, released a statement after the U.S. Supreme Court rejected orlandoweekly.com

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apocalypse now What does the future hold for the notoriously troubled Tymber Skan on the Lake condominium complex? By erIn SUllIvan

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t’s strangely quiet as the morning sun climbs over the weedy palm trees and tall oaks behind the buildings of Tymber Skan on the Lake condominiums. Right around the corner, other apartment complexes and condo communities are waking up. Kids walk to school and adults wait in bus shelters for the Lynx to whisk them off to work. Impatient drivers race down Texas Avenue on their way to wherever. The streets of Tymber Skan, though, are dead. Nobody is outside. There are no kids in sight. Most of the buildings look abandoned. Some seem like they’re about to collapse. Holes have rotted through the decayed gray siding in one. The wood framing on the second story of another is visible from the street, because the siding and drywall has somehow gone missing. The windows have been smashed out of many of the buildings, but most are simply boarded up. A lot of the ones that aren’t have burglar bars – or, in one case, the metal frame from a toddler’s bed – nailed over them to keep intruders out. Most people who hear about Tymber Skan, the troubled condominium complex located just a couple of miles from the tony Mall at Millenia, think nobody really lives here anymore – nobody who doesn’t deserve to, anyway. Over the years, the place has been associated with nothing

but trouble – crime, drugs, squatters, fires, shootings, delinquent utility bills. Last year, when Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings held a press conference to draw attention to the troubled complex and call for changes, shots rang out in the background while he talked to the press. It was the middle of the afternoon on a Monday. Earlier this year, a man who bought 15 ramshackle units in Tymber Skan to rehab them and rent them out was shot and robbed while working on the buildings. In September, Bright House said it would cut cable and phone service to customers there after a technician was robbed at gunpoint. So, for the most part, the public has written this place off as some kind of ghost town, inhabited only by the zombies who ran it into the ground. But then, what’s that little pink bicycle propped up against the wall next to the entrance of that condo unit over there? The one that looks a little less decrepit than some of the others around it? Where did it come from? Does a little girl live there? Who does she live with? Her mother? Her grandma? Does she have brothers and sisters? A cat? Is she allowed to play outside? Does she ever feel scared about where she lives? Around the corner, there’s a building missing all of its windows. Through the

ing condition and its horrific reputation, they’ve invested in it and have nowhere else to go. Tymber Skan is home, and they don’t want to leave. “Everybody out here is not bad,” says Malinda McIntosh, who lives in the neighborhood with her kids and is one of two board members who run Tymber Skan Home Owners Association Section Two. “I understand getting rid of squatters, but legitimate people who are paying their rent and bills, you want to get rid of them, too? I don’t understand that. And homeowners – what are you going to do? You can’t just take people’s land.”

busted-out frames, the interior full of burned trash, rotted-out mattresses and charred wood is exposed. Across the street from this burned-out shell, there’s a car parked in front of one of the units. A little brown pit bull tied to a porch with a rope eats breakfast out of a bucket. Clearly, somebody lives here. And even though they live in a place as hopeless as Tymber Skan, they care enough to make sure their dog is fed in the morning. In just a few days, the Orlando Utilities Commission will turn water off to twothirds of Tymber Skan because the homeowners associations governing two portions of the complex have failed to make payments on its utility bills. When that happens, people living in the affected units, which include the units where the little girl with the pink bike and the brown pit bull live, will be forced to make some tough decisions: They can try to stay and live without utilities until the county deems their homes unfit for human habitation, or they can voluntarily relocate with financial assistance from the county. According to Dianne Arnold, administrator for Orange County Family Services, approximately 70 families will lose service when OUC turns the water off. The county has put door hangers and fliers around the community offering them relocation assistance, and 20 of them had contacted the county for help within a week. Arnold says she expects to hear from many more as the turnoff date creeps closer. According to Bob Spivey, manager of the county’s code enforcement division, which has levied more than $20 million worth of liens and fines against property owners here, the county doesn’t face anything else quite like Tymber Skan. It is, he says, the worst of the worst. Orange County is moving forward (slowly) with its plans to demolish as many of the buildings as it can. Over the years, he says, the county has invested money and resources to help Tymber Skan recover, but now its goal is to get people to move out. “We have condemned the buildings,” he says. “The association that’s responsible for maintaining them is the party in violation. Now we have to go back and cite each of the individual unit owners. We’ve gone through that entire process for eight buildings, and those buildings have been torn down. By the end of this calendar year, we anticipate three more should come down, and then for next year, we’re hoping to get as many as 10 or 11.” There’s still one section of the community, though – Tymber Skan on the Lake Section Two – that has kept up with its bills and isn’t affected by the OUC turnoff notice. The people who live in that section are trying hard to hang on. They say that despite the community’s deterioratorlandoweekly.com

he story that’s always told about Tymber Skan is that it started out as a pristine lakefront community when it was built in the early 1970s. It had a boathouse on Lake Catherine, tennis courts and a pool. According to a 1973 story in the Lakeland Ledger, the project was developed by a company called Diversified Communities, which built similar Tymber Skan communities in Lakeland and Ohio. The wood-sided buildings were styled after “contemporary California” architecture, the story says, with an emphasis on a “natural” look. The community was organized into three separate sections, each of which had its own governing board – Tymber Skan on the Lake Homeowners Association sections one, two and three – as well as a master organization for all three to tend to common areas and amenities. When the units were brand-new, Orange County Property Appraiser records indicate, they sold for about $20,000. An Orange County court records search shows that in the early 1980s, people started to foreclose on their units and some were subject to construction liens. Investors scooped them up and converted them to rentals. Foreclosure problems persisted through the 1990s, and as the number of owners to pay into the association declined, so did the services it could provide to residents. The pool turned green. Crime increased. Tymber Skan developed a reputation as a troubled community with an inefficient homeowners association and crime problems. As Tymber Skan lore has it, hurricanes that hit central Florida in the mid-2000s were the first real nail in the community’s coffin. Damaged units weren’t repaired, and the shoddy construction of the condos meant that when one unit was damaged, the rot and mold and seepage infected the adjacent ones. According to a blog and Twitter feed that was kept up very briefly by a Tymber Skan resident named Joanne Porter, the clubhouse and pool were destroyed. Some people simply walked CONTINUED ON PaGe 10

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away from their units, leaving them to foreclose or simply crumble. Then the economy took a dive, and it took Tymber Skan with it. According to Frank Paul Barber, a court-appointed receiver who assumed the management of sections one and three in 2013 when the homeowners association for those sections could no longer keep up with the problems, things were dire when he took over. The unpaid utility bills were astronomical, he says, and there wasn’t enough money coming into the association to keep things up. He says it was like “Beirut East” with all of its vacant structures. “All the money went into just keeping things under control,” he says. “There was never enough money to repair any buildings or do any common-area improvements. There were basically so many people in foreclosure, or who weren’t paying or who abandoned their units, that there was just not enough.” Barber put together a plan for community revitalization that he submitted to the Orange County Board of County Commissioners, and it laid out a budget and rough framework to keep the lights on at Tymber Skan – at least temporarily. He worked out a payment plan that allowed the community to gradually pay down its debt to OUC and keep up on new bills. Since so many units had squatters, he says, there was a lot of water usage. But squatters don’t pay bills. And, unfortunately, he says, a lot of Tymber Skan’s legitimate residents didn’t pay them either. “So all of the money went to pay for OUC,” he says. “That water bill has been

the villain ever since they stopped providing individual metered service. In all fairness to them, they didn’t want their meter readers assaulted, [but] whatever I did with any money coming in was to pay the water bill.” Last year, a group of Tymber Skan property owners led by a man named Lorenzo Pinkston II, of a Poinciana-based real estate investing company called Pinkston Diversified, reorganized the Tymber Skan on the Lake Homeowners Association, as well as the associations for sections one and three of the Tymber Skan community. They petitioned the court to discharge Barber and turn the operations back over to the homeowners associations. According to the court documents, Pinkston claimed that Barber had failed to keep up with his financial filings, mismanaged funds and fallen behind on paying OUC. “Pinkston requests this receivership be dismissed immediately following the filing of such reports,” the court documents read. The request was granted, and on July 16, Barber filed his final report on the Tymber Skan situation: “The properties began as one of the premier properties in the Orlando area and now may be considered one of the worst,” Barber wrote. “The neglect of the buildings, the abandonment of units by owners, the investors who do not pay assessments, the decline of the economy at a critical time, the change in the Orlando Utilities Commission billing system, past boards of administration, and the continuing efforts by the County to demolish buildings and more items more numerous to mention have contributed to the state of the properties today. Going forward, without a major special assessment to make building repairs and legal expenses

to gain ownership by the association of vacant lots for potential redevelopment, the property cannot be sustained.”

ince Pinkston has taken over, he hasn’t kept up with the agreedupon OUC payments for sections one and three, either. So on Oct. 26, OUC cut the electric to the common areas of Tymber Skan. On Nov. 9, it’ll cut the water, too. For public safety’s sake, streetlights and fire hydrants will remain functional, but that’s about it. “The mounting bills in those two sections are in excess of $100,000,” OUC spokesman Tim Trudell says. “We have an entire ratepayer system to worry about, too, and at some point, we have to do something to protect everybody in that system. … We can’t lose so much that it affects everybody else’s rates.” Pinkston, who doesn’t live at Tymber Skan but owns one rental unit there that he purchased in 2013, seems oddly at peace with OUC’s decision. “We’ve talked to the people on site and let them know if you don’t pay rent or pay anything there’s no way for the bills to be taken care of,” he says. “And we’re not receiving any income in from any owners in Section Two, so that has put us in a position where there’s really nothing we can do as far as the water being turned off and the electricity.” He says that of 60 occupied units in sections one and three, 14 are owneroccupied. The rest are rentals, and he says there’s only one tenant he can think of that pays rent regularly. (Although it’s worth noting that several people in the community say Pinkston stopped accepting rent from tenants because he wants everyone to leave.) When the power and

the water go out, he says, the delinquent tenants will go, too. “We have an objective,” he says. “The water being turned off will kind of purge Tymber Skan. Meaning, the people that refuse to pay, or who can’t pay because they don’t work, they won’t be able to stay here anymore, and the association can move forward with its plans to restore Tymber Skan.” By “restore,” though, Pinkston means tear it down and start over. “We want a whole new development,” he says. “We can’t redevelop what’s there because it’s out of code, it’s old. We’d end up spending more money rehabbing everything versus just building from the ground up. We’re trying to work with some of the owners in good standing on this objective.” Pinkston even has a name for the new development: “In our business plan, we’re calling it the Preserve at Lake Catherine,” he says. McIntosh says she has heard rumors of development plans, and that Pinkston has mentioned it to her in the past, but she says she doesn’t really know what’s going on, or how he plans to make his vision reality. “He refuses to tell us, and he will not tell the lawyers anything he wants to do with the neighborhood,” she says. “The homeowners have a right to know.” James Hurley of Apopka, who has been an investor in Tymber Skan for years (and who has been accused by tenants over the years of not making repairs to his rental units), says he has no idea what’s going on, either. “I’m not sure how useful I can be, CONTINUED ON PaGe 13

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because I’m having a hard time getting any meaningful answers,” Hurley says when contacted for his thoughts on the community’s future. “The person you really need to speak to is Mr. Pinkston. Have you spoken to him?” When told that we were waiting for Pinkston to return our call, Hurley responded: “Welcome to my world.”

ne part of Pinkston’s plan is to get the Section Two homeowners association under the same umbrella as sections one and three. He says the only way to make any progress in Tymber Skan is if everyone’s contributing to one organization, and right now, Section Two’s independence – which may be the only thing keeping it afloat – makes that impossible. “The original developer intended the development to function having all sections under one management party, the HOA,” he says. “But what happened in Tymber Skan is for years prior to us coming on board the sections operated independently of one another, so if one section had problems, the others would watch that section fail, instead of

combining efforts. “In order to move forward, we need to have all the sections under one entity, so we can go to outside parties and say, ‘Hey, this is what we have,’” he says. “We’re going to need about $10 million to $20 million to redevelop this place.” But therein lies the problem: While everyone who’s invested in this place wants improvement, not everyone wants to hand their property over so it can be leveled and redeveloped. McIntosh points out that there are some elderly people who own their units and some people who are still paying off mortgages. She says that Section Two has spent a lot of its time and money buying up units and fixing up the ones that aren’t too far gone so they can be rented to people who need affordable housing – an increasingly rare commodity in Orange County. “We are trying to do a program where people can do homeownership, rent to own, so they’d have the ability to own so they wouldn’t have to worry about anything but water and electric and they could call it home,” McIntosh says. “A lot of people in Orange County don’t have a place to stay. And this is better than staying in a hotel.” Pinkston, though, has filed a motion

One was an independent association, and Section Three was an independent association and Section Two is an independent association. Mr. Pinkston was somehow able to get himself appointed as the president of sections one and three, and he’s been designated by himself as the president of this other association, which that I refer to as the so-called master association.” Whether his efforts to take control are successful or not, they may create enough chaos and confusion, especially amid the impending water shutoff to most of the homes in the community, that more people jump ship. Pinkston isn’t shy about admitting that’s what needs to happen. In the media over the past year, he’s been the one urging people to get out, and having the water turned off will finally force the issue for many of the people who’ve stubbornly held on even as things grow more desperate. “Even though it’s a bad situation,” he says, “it’s almost a situation that has to happen.” Orange County Code Enforcement says things have gone from bad to worse lately. The trash doesn’t even get picked up anymore because the HOA doesn’t pay

in court to stop McIntosh and her fellow Section Two board member Joanne Ham from pursuing these activities. His filing says that in order for their homeowners association to be legitimate, it would need at least three board members – Ham and McIntosh are the only ones on the board in Section Two. He also says that neither of them is doing their due diligence when it comes to background checks on tenants, and that they are running an apartmentrental business rather than a legitimate HOA. He’s asked the court to hand over control of Tymber Skan on the Lake Homeowners Association Section Two to the master organization he’s in charge of “to manage its day-to-day activities.” That case is still working its way through the court. McIntosh’s lawyer, Robert Anthony, who’s been following the Tymber Skan saga for the past two decades, says Pinkston has no legal standing. “His claims are without merit,” Anthony says. “Section Two is a valid association and it’s been a valid association for decades. It’s totally independent from Section One and Section Three and Mr. Pinkston doesn’t have any lawful rights to do anything about it. This is a highly unusual case, and what makes it very unusual is that Section

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the bill, and on a recent ride-along with code enforcement’s chief inspector, Kurt Fasnacht, he points out that somebody has put big black tarps over full-to-the-brim Dumpsters so people can’t add more trash to them. Sometimes, Fasnacht says, people light the overflowing Dumpsters on fire. When asked what he thinks will happen to the people who’ve lived here as a place of last resort – the only place they can afford, even if it’s too dangerous to go outside at night and the walls are crumbling down around them – Pinkston doesn’t have an answer. “I don’t know,” he says. “Like I tell them, it’s never personal. It’s business. I don’t know what you do with people who don’t make an income but need to live somewhere. I just don’t.”

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eally, it almost seems impossible that the lights at Tymber Skan weren’t shut off long ago. Units that aren’t boarded up are ransacked. Everything from window frames to light fixtures to appliances to wiring has been stripped from them, and they sit wide open. Several of them have been set on fire, and their scorched hulls are a distressing reminder that these old wooden structures are highly flammable. The common areas are piled with old furniture and broken glass. The grass hasn’t been cut in forever, so every open space is choked with weeds and vines. Fasnacht says prostitutes work out of some of the units. And yet there are also some single moms, families and old ladies here, too. “When you drive through there and see kids peering through broken glass, it just almost brings you to your knees,” code enforcement’s Bob Spivey says. “It’s something none of us should have to see, and people shouldn’t have to live in those conditions.”

And in a perverse turn of logic, some county officials hope that turning off the water might be the best thing that could happen to some of the people stuck here. “I think there are probably people here who are looking for a way out,” says Orange County Family Services’ Dianne Arnold. She says the county is offering to pay first month’s rent and a security deposit for Tymber Skan residents who need relocation assistance. “Sometimes out of bad things come things that are maybe good results. There might be people there who need opportunity. They might need the upfront money to get into better [housing] or better schools for their children.” But for the homeowners who actually own their units and who want to stay, there just aren’t very many acceptable options. Do they stay and hope that things don’t get even worse when the water gets turned off? Do they wait to see what Pinkston brings to the table? Do they just walk away? “We would like to stay,” McIntosh says. “This is what we call home. What if somebody came to your home and set up shop and just took hold and didn’t even ask our opinion about anything and says that’s just the way it is? You can’t do people like this. People need to take heed. If this happens to this neighborhood, it can happen to the next.” For now, everyone’s waiting to see what happens when the water is shut off to sections one and three. Spivey says he worries for the homeowners – the legitimate ones who’ve stuck it out all this time – but the county has little standing to intervene any more than it already has. “That is one of the worst aspects,” Spivey says. “People that put their life savings into a place to live – people that have lived there since the 1970s – will be without water, without power. What’s going to happen to them?” esullivan@orlandoweekly.com

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his fall, the Cornell Fine Arts Museum on Rollins’ pretty campus shows Fashionable Portraits in Europe as well as paintings and photographs selected from its permanent collection. Sandwiched in between the work of these venerable masters is Jess T. Dugan’s photography project, Every breath we drew, and it is truly the meat in the sandwich. Her startlingly sharp, clear portraits – interspersed with a very few unpeopled roomscapes – are the result of her search for the definition of masculine and feminine identity, with some surprising results. “I want my viewers to be in this position of intimacy with the subject,” Dugan told us recently. By placing people in their homes, often in their bedrooms, sometimes unclothed, she says, “viewers might question assumptions they had about that person, or the LGBT community in general.” Dugan wanted to explore masculine and feminine desire as well. “I began making these photographs in 2011 after I moved from Boston to Chicago,” she continues. “Masculinity is not a single thing. It is elusive, malleable.” Dugan studied under Dawoud Bey, a noted American photographer whose work often portrays marginalized African-Americans. In Chicago, she sought out LGBT photographic subjects. Each person is tenderly posed, usually indoors, often with hands visible. “Betsy,” in a plaid shirt, leans casually against her chair, looking unsmilingly at the camera. Dugan captures depth in Betsy’s eyes and the set of her mouth, yet her subject seems on guard, hands resting but poised to somehow defend. Her black hair rises up in an endearing cowlick; she is pugnacious and vulnerable at the same time. In these portraits, stripped of distractions, one comes to know each person through just a single snapshot. There is a lifetime of stories in “Devotion,” an unnamed nude tying the laces of a boot, its wearer off-camera. In this, as in many

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of her other photographs, the bedroom is the setting. Suggested in this most private of places are notions of both rest and sexual activity, and, by extension, sexual orientation. Isolation is implied even in her still life photographs. “Every breath we drew,” confesses Dugan, “was so much about this desire for intimacy – and came out of a sense of loneliness or searching.” “Table” is softly lit, like many of her subjects. The spare room’s wood tones hint of flesh, and glow in reflections from beyond. Tension is palpable in this photograph – it is so achingly empty – relieved only by two drink coasters, indicating, perhaps, companionship. White surfaces in the upper right corner pull the viewer’s eye up and out, sending faint signals of hope. In the mainstream cis world, male and female roles are clear, even though these roles shift and change with the times. In the transgender world, to which many of these subjects belong, gender roles and the subject’s identities cross over each other. Dugan says, “I wanted to document how we each come to truly understand and embrace our authentic selves and then, from that authenticity, how we seek connection with others.” The diaphanous membrane connecting Dugan’s subjects to their physical anatomy, and especially their definition of the opposite sex, is complex and nuanced. One senses the ache of solitude in so many of the eyes of her portraits, and the need for acceptance by just one other person. In the end, Dugan’s portraits zero in on the male principle, and what it means, stripped of its typical testosteroneinduced hard-on. The traditional male gaze disempowering all that is female seems somehow turned on its head. Dugan’s gaze is delicate and empowers her subjects, encouraging each one of them to come forth, gaze back at the viewer, and engage without preconceived gender associations. Vulnerability is neither masculine nor feminine; strength can be both. Dugan’s portraits, by being specific and intimate, ultimately expand one’s identity, and suggest that the world is bigger than you think. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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haunted house with dual walking paths, then alternate guests between them in short pulses, giving performers proper time to hide and reset their scares.

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Flashlight-waving employees positioned throughout Universal’s haunts ruin the atmosphere while doing little to deter bad behavior or apprehend offenders. Instead, wire every house with night-vision cameras, which would be less obtrusive and more useful for prosecutions. Installing panic buttons at each actor position is another sensible precaution. BY SETH KUBERSKY

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Attacks on scare actors are out of control this year; here’s a nine-step plan to make Halloween Horror Nights safer for everyone October is usually a big month for Universal Orlando, and 2015 was no exception. On Oct. 22, NBC Sports Grill & Brew opened on the site of CityWalk’s old NASCAR restaurant, with a red carpet ceremony attended by Bob Costas, Kaká and other athletic A-listers. I was dazzled by the sleek TV-centric design and enjoyed sampling the upscale steak and seafood dishes, but I found the sports-bar staples like wings and nachos somewhat bland, and was disappointed to learn that the stainless-steel brewing tanks are just for show (Florida Beer Co. makes their signature “862” ales off-site). The following week, Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon announced that he’ll star in a 2017 “Race Through New York” 3-D simulator that’s replacing the recently closed Twister show. Reaction online among theme park junkies was largely negative, but synergy should suck plenty of ordinary visitors into this Soarin’-esque attraction. Unfortunately for Universal, the buzz around their additions has been drowned out by multiple news reports about Halloween Horror Nights guests getting arrested for assaulting actors, and popular performers publicly quitting after repeated attacks. Injuries to actors were an everyday occurrence when I worked there 15-plus years ago, but the volume and intensity of incidents this season pushed the issue into the mainstream media. There’s no single solution to the problem because there’s no single source: Some violators genuinely get scared and react violently on instinct, some become so intoxicated that

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Scare actors in the streets are especially vulnerable to hit-and-run attacks when spooking alone, and by the time authorithey can’t control themselves, and some are ties are alerted the perps are usually long simply sadistic. As the only area journalist gone. Pair performers up, taking care to (AFAIK) who’s also a former HHN stage partner vulnerable characters with intimimanager, here are my nine steps to making dating ones, so backup is always within the event safer for everyone: arm’s reach.

Cap crowds

On peak nights, Halloween Horror Nights attendance is about equal to a busy summer day. Combining huge crowds with reduced attraction capacity and diminished visibility is a recipe for disaster. Set a hard occupancy limit significantly below what’s currently allowed, then shut the gate once it’s met.

Shift scarezones

Some scarezones create congested pinch points that guests can’t avoid when walking from one part of the park to another. San Francisco’s All Nite Die-In, which saw well-publicized attacks on scare actors, was problematically positioned between a maze exit and the lagoon. Stop sticking sets in the skinniest spots, and provide scare-free bypasses around each scarezone for guests Revive off-peak Incentives to shift guests away from wishing to avoid them. Friday and Saturday nights have backfired, making many “off-peak” evenings even bus- De-emphasize alcohol Drinking isn’t responsible for all of ier than the weekends. Rein in the deep HHN’s issues, but it does exacerbate them. discounts for Sundays through Thursdays while adding additional weeknights to Universal Studios Hollywood’s Halloween redistribute attendance; HHN should oper- went dry years ago and was still successate every night during the second half of ful enough to add extra dates this year. Universal Orlando is unlikely to ever do the October. same, but eliminating the omnipresent temporary bars and roaming liquor sales is a Ease off express After hours of watching Express users smart compromise. Serious boozers could skipping ahead, small wonder some guests still fuel up in CityWalk, but less ubiquity waiting standby are fighting mad by the might blunt the worst behavior. time they finally arrive inside the mazes. Respect regular ticketholders by reduc- Stop screwing around Security should cease giving warnings ing the number of Express Passes sold (starting by eliminating Express options for and instead automatically press crimiFrequent Fear season passes), and restrict nal charges against anyone victimizing their usage during the first and last hours an actor. If the assailant is part of a tour group (which should be required to increase of the evening. their chaperone-to-attendee ratio), ban that entire organization from the park for at Quit conga-ing The continuous “conga line” of guests least a year. Of course, if they provided scare crawling through Universal’s mazes doesn’t actors with actual weapons and gave them only destroy the illusion of isolation; it carte blanche to retaliate – the situation endangers scare actors by constantly might just resolve itself …. exposing their hiding places. Design every skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Tara Gould, proprietor of the P Is for Pie Bake Shop, has sold the business to Stacey and Ed Tomljenovich. It was a tough decision for Gould, but she’s taking some time to focus her energies on her family. The Tomljenoviches will continue to serve P Is for Pie’s current recipes, and are taking orders for holiday pies until Nov. 14. More at crazyforpies.com. oPenInGS Churrascaria swap: Boi Brazil has taken over the space occupied by Nelore on East Lyman Avenue, just off Park Avenue … The franchise of the Meat House on Orange Avenue in Winter Park will go local, as in the Local Butcher & Market … La Fiesta Mexican Grill and Ocean Sun Brewing will move into the space that formerly housed Southern Moon Smokehouse & Brewery on Curry Ford Road … NBC Sports Grill & Brew has opened in Universal CityWalk … Chef Alvaro del Busto, former chef de cuisine at Bistro CloClo, has opened La Calle on South Semoran Boulevard. The restaurant specializes in pan-Latin fare with such dishes as mofongo, tequeños, tostones and the like.

Middling Eastern Canadian chain brings mediocre Middle Eastern fare to I-Drive 360

CloSInGS Both Extract Juice Bar locations – in Hannibal Square and on Pine Street – have closed … Segafredo Cafe in Mills Park is closed for renovation, but they assure us they’ll reopen by December.

By FAIyAz KARA ParaMoUnT FIne FoodS 8371 International Drive | 407-930-8645 | paramountfinefoodsusa.com | $$

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rdering at Paramount Fine Foods, a Canadian chain serving Middle Eastern fare, is a little odd. On both my visits, a waiter has come by and insisted on taking my order at the table, this despite the fact that an “Order & Pay Here” sign dangles above a trio of registers at the front of the restaurant. “Don’t worry,” said the server on our most recent trip. “I’ll take care of you.” And … cut. What happened next played out like a scene from Waiting for Godot: Five minutes passed before two glasses of water were set before us (the server completely forgot about our drink order), then said server flat-out disappeared. So we waited, looked at our menus, thumbed our phones, looked about the bright open space, and waited some more. Ten minutes passed and I had decided to put in our order at the counter when a different, and profusely apologetic, waiter came by. I soooo badly wanted to ask, “May I help you?” but I didn’t. We informed him of our yet-to-materialize drinks, he apologized some more, jotted down our order, then scurried off. I wish

the curtain had fallen right then and there, but this exercise in absurdist dining painfully continued. Mains – a mini mixed grill plate ($17.99) and lamb pita sandwich ($9.49) – arrived before our starters. Another gentleman (this one looked like a manager) whisked his way to our table to apologize about the manakeesh flatbread ($4.49) we had ordered; it seemed the order didn’t come through to the kitchen and it would be a few more minutes before it was ready. For a place that was less than a quarter full, they appeared unusually harried, absentminded and preoccupied. In the meantime, the other starter – okra in a congealed tomato-garlic sauce ($4.99) – was laid before us in all its microwaved glory. Some bread would’ve been nice to scoop it up with. The menu promises “free pita bread out of the wood-burning oven to all dine-in customers,” but nary a pita was offered to us. It’s just as well – the okra looked too drab for us to care. The mini mixed grill had one hit (nicely seasoned minced beef kafta kebab), one miss (overdone striploin beef ) and one meh ( juicy, yet flavorless, chicken shish tawouk). A dreary side salad was anything but fresh, and while the hummus hit the mark, the garlic sauce was just way too garlicky. It bears repeating: No pita materialized …

eVenTS The World Food Championships continue this weekend and through Nov. 10 in Kissimmee with 1,100 competitors from around the world vying for $350,000 in prizes. More at worldfoodchampionships .com … A Taste of Dr. Phillips, 1-4 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 8, will feature fare from Rocco’s Tacos, Morton’s, Dragonfly, Roy’s, Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza, Peperoncino and many more. Cost is $60 … Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House pairs up with Darioush Winery for their inaugural wine dinner at 7 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 12. Cost is $150 per person plus tax and gratuity … Get your tickets for the Sunday Supper on the Farm Sunday, Nov. 15, hosted by Spanish River Grill’s Henry Salgado and the Tomazin Family Farm. The five-course family-style dinner with cocktails and beer costs $125 plus tax … Wine Barn’s 8th Annual Holiday Wine Tasting Extravaganza, its biggest sales event of the year, goes from 3-6 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 21. Taste more than 200 wines and chat with industry professionals; cost is $25.

that is, until the dry lamb sandwich arrived, enveloped in the ever-elusive bread. When the manakeesh, a Middle Eastern pizza with akkawi (a salty white cheese) and za’atar (a blend of sesame, thyme and olive oil), arrived, it proved far too oily to enjoy. We got up to peruse the display case, where an impressive array of baklavas, kanafeh, osmalieh and other Middle Eastern sweets beckoned. When I inquired about a cupcake-like dessert ($4.99), who should appear before me but our original waiter – the one who so intently promised to “take care of us.” When I asked him what was in the cake, he said it was filed with ashta, a Lebanese clotted cream. “OK, let’s get that,” I said, “as well as the four assorted mini-baklavas.” Moments later, he came by to say that there wasn’t any ashta in the cupcake but, rather, it was filled with chocolate and raspberry sauce. However, it turned out to be better than the three (not four) un-crisp mini-baklavas. So what’s needed here, in case it wasn’t obvious, is better food and better service. If they hope to survive, you might say it’s of paramount importance.

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bars (Orlando bartenders? Weigh in), but it should be; it’s a weird combination of seemingly disparate spirits that unexpectedly mesh perfectly in the glass. Like so many of our classics, it’s Prohibition-vintage, hence the gin base – but the Luxardo and Chartreuse are unusually modern additions, not to mention the lime. The herbal notes of gin and Chartreuse play well together, the Luxardo Maraschino sweetens the deal, and the lime gives the whole thing a pretty pale-green tint.

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3/4 ounce gin 3/4 ounce green Chartreuse 3/4 ounce Luxardo Maraschino 3/4 ounce lime juice

Place all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a coupe glass.

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3/4 ounce rye whiskey 3/4 ounce green Chartreuse 3/4 ounce Luxardo Maraschino 3/4 ounce lemon juice

Pour all the ingredients into an ice-filled shaker. Shake well and strain into a coupe or other stemmed glass; garnish with fresh rosemary twig.

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emix is all about digging up forgotten classic cocktails and giving them their moment in the limelight – and then, of course, messing with them. But I usually hope readers try the originals as well as my variations, both for comparison’s sake and because a lot of these lesser-known drinks are hidden gems. (Then again, there are drinks like the Blood and Sand, which … nope.) The Last Word certainly falls into the forgotten classic category. I’m willing to wager that it’s not often ordered at local

While my Remix update is, I think, at least as tasty as the original, I’m afraid it isn’t the same pleasing hue, but you can’t have everything. To give it seasonal appeal, I subbed spicy rye for the gin (and lemon for the lime; I rarely like lime with whiskey). That brought out some of the maraschino’s bitterness, which was hidden in the ginChartreuse interplay of the original, while not downplaying that herbal aroma at all. This Last Word is Thanksgivingappropriate in more than one way – it’s an even-ratio recipe (1:1:1:1), so it’s easy to scale up to make a batch for a crowd. (Just remember, if you’re stirring in a pitcher instead of shaking with ice, to add some cold water.) And during these holiday gatherings, thanks should always be the last word.

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Braccia Pizzeria & Ristorante Italian resto with Brazilian leanings has little in the way of good food to offer the famished Park Avenue patron, but if you’re thirsting for some fresh-squeezed juice, the pineapple-mint will leave you happily refreshed and wanting more. 153 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-9918; $$$

Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen (try the shoyu) really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi, save for mealy tuna. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you, though desserts like tepid bananas Foster and spice-less five-spice French toast won’t. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas (a necessity, it seems, for any new joint worth its weight) are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter is nice. Sticky toffee pudding makes for a saucy ending. Decent wine and cocktail list. 8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

The Boathouse Giant house of boating paraphernalia and seaside eats is the proverbial anchor in the restaurant makeover at Disney Springs. Just as vast is the selection of seafood and steak items offered at inflated prices. Lobster cocktail and middleneck clams from Cedar Key make a nice start, but consult Seafood Watch prior to ordering the catch of the day. Steaks are stellar; desserts (like Key lime pie in a Mason jar and berry-coulissaturated chocolate bundt cake) are not. 1620 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-2628; $$$$ n

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American Cheerleader Documentary about the journey of two teams competing for the national championship in high-school competitive cheerleading. Thursday, 7 pm and Sunday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com.

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Cult Classics: Léon: The Professional Queen Amidala takes care of a plant and learns how to kill people. Gary Oldman says, “Bring me everyone!” very convincingly. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Date Night: Double Indemnity Enjoy one of the best examples of film noir in a beautiful outdoor garden. Bring a dinner picnic and seating. Alcohol is permitted. Friday, 7:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. Fantasia The 75th anniversary 4K restoration of Disney’s tribute to classical music. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $17.50; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Home Alone One of the most successful holiday films of all time returns to theaters for a limited 25th anniversary (feel old yet?) run. Sunday, 4:30 pm and 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $12.50; fathomevents.com. Mud Two young boys encounter a fugitive and form a pact to help him evade the vigilantes that are on his trail and to reunite him with his true love. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Racing to Zero: In Pursuit of Zero Waste An upbeat documentary that presents new solutions to the global problem of waste. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Room The critically acclaimed film about a mother and son trapped in a room. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The Walking Dead Watch Party Watch The Walking Dead with your fellow necrophiles. Sundays, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Showgirls Again, our favorite Jessie Spano/ Special Agent Dale Cooper fan fiction. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

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Opening this week The Peanuts Movie Lifelong Chuck-o-philes like myself have had our fingers crossed for this flick since it was first announced. Would it be a worthy inheritor to the Schulz tradition or just another watered-down MetLife cash grab? The signs so far have been mostly positive, with the contoured, 3-D look of the trailers representing a reassuringly humble update of the classic character designs. And Snoopy still sounds like Bill Melendez! My biggest concern at this point is the positioning of Good Ol’ Charlie Brown as an everyman hero who surmounts overwhelming odds with the help of his faithful dog. Go back to those original dailies and TV specials: This is the story of a perennial loser so pathetic that even man’s Best Friend

treats him with utter indifference. Will the film pay at least lip service to Schulz’s main area of inquiry, which was to see how much contempt a hopelessly neurotic kid could earn while still remaining a social nonentity? Oh, and I’m pretty thrown by the use of “Baba O’Riley” in the ads: The C.B. I know is a “Behind Blue Eyes” kind of guy through and through. (“No one knows what it’s like/To be the blockhead …”) (G)

tions about Glass-Steagall. Yet for some reason, this season’s big Meryl Streep project recounts the women’s suffrage movement in the U.K., not the one we experienced here at home. Huh! Somebody must think the movie-going audience is more invested in Emmeline Pankhurst than in Susan B. Anthony (although to be fair, the former apparently has a better chance of ending up on American currency than the latter). And as a further head-scratcher, two of the three main characters in this paean to real-life courage and fortitude are fictitious. Wondering why director Sarah Gavron and writer Abi Morgan (XX-chromosome cases both) couldn’t have fought for a more direct tribute? Ask Jennifer Lawrence’s agent. (PG-13)

Suffragette Did you know it’s been less than 100 years since women in the U.S. were finally allowed to vote? Well, if you didn’t, get ready to hear a lot about it over the next 12 months, because talking about it is a great way to avoid answering quesorlandoweekly.com

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Bland, James Bland newest Bond flick fails to excite By M a rya n n J o h a n S o n

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he opening gambit of Spectre – the fourth outing in the reinvigoratedfor-the-21st-century James Bond franchise – is absolutely spectacular. It begins with a long sequence in which the secret agent and a lady friend wend their way through raucous Day of the Dead revelers in Mexico City, through streets heaving with partiers, into a fancy hotel (where the party continues), up to a room. They are dressed for the mock-morbid mood, gloomy yet merry, and we catch that funereal contagion. And then it graduates to authentically thrilling. As Bond leaps out the hotel window and across rooftops to do a Secret Agent Thing, we are powerfully in the moment as he goes to work. There is atmosphere to spare here, as well as humor and action-movie grace. It’s exhilarating. If this is how Spectre begins, what amazing goodies does it have up its sleeve for the meat of the movie? As it turns out, not much. Spectre never reaches that same pinnacle of movie-movie joy again; it’s like director Sam Mendes steps out once the opening has unspooled, and leaves the rest to his understudy. The thin plot never catches fire, either. Underlying connections between all four films are laid out here ... and Spectre only moves Bond backward. The earlier films actively worked to make room for a Cold War relic like Bond in the new global paradigm. But now Spectre throws that all away. In the immediate aftermath of the events of Skyfall, Bond (Daniel Craig) has gone rogue, chasing hints of a big bad guy around the globe, while back in London, the new M (Ralph Fiennes) is battling with C (Andrew Scott), who is about to launch a new blanket electronic surveillance scheme that will replace the 00 program: something about drone warfare being more efficient than spies with a license to kill. It’s an idea that the movie doesn’t seem to know quite what to do with – Bond can be just as indiscriminate as a drone strike – but it does give 007 a literal ticking clock to race against. Apart from occasional explosions of not entirely undiverting action – the planeversus-SUV game of chicken is mildly

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amusing – Bond’s globetrotting and spycraft are dreary and perfunctory this time around. Very little of the brains or verve of Casino Royale or Skyfall turns up here. There’s nothing in the least bit surprising or unexpected about anything Bond uncovers on his journeys: If we are meant to be startled by the things he learns about the mysterious criminal organization called Spectre (we are offered no hint of what that name means) or its leader, Franz Oberhauser (Christoph Waltz), the feeling fails to materialize. “You are a kite dancing in a hurricane,” a bad guy tells Bond, which is wonderfully, poetically sinister, implying that Bond cannot hope to defeat the menace he is up against. But we never see a Spectre that lives up to that. Everyone might as well be enacting a Bond puppet show, which sometimes descends into ickiness, as in Monica Bellucci’s sequence. Her character is superfluous except for Bond to mechanically bed, as if part of a box-ticking exercise for Essential Bond Scenes: They’ve barely met before they engage in the unsexiest grappling imaginable, and then her character is completely forgotten, never spoken of or seen again. Even the second-best section of the film, after Mexico City, eventually trips over itself with awkward Bondian self-consciousness. It starts out all desert romanticism, classy and smart and funny, as Bond and the daughter (Léa Seydoux) of one of his old enemies travel in and around Tangiers in search of Spectre’s HQ. Then the mood is lost with the deployment of what is perhaps meant to be a sort of punchline, but might as well be a placard that reads Insert Obligatory Sex Scene Here. Of course the sex is as empty and as bloodless and as tweenfriendly as the violence, which is a particular problem here when there’s nothing but old-school Bond sex and violence on offer. And yet little here works on the level of nostalgia, either. It just feels trite and tired. Which is a particular disappointment for a series that had, until now, avoided that trap. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

Odyssey, man – you have to walk the gauntlet and just be true. How much experience do you have touring Florida? We’ve never really gotten a chance to dive into Florida, with the exception of our tour with Ceremony, when we hit up Orlando and Miami. I’ll never forget the Cuban food – mind-blowing and completely within our budget. So we’re looking forward to mojitos … and excited to connect with the thriving noise/punk scene in Florida.

The Growlers Costumed surfy country-punks the Growlers are touring on their best record yet, 2014’s Chinese Fountain, a mustlisten for any earnest fun-seekers. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 4, at the Social, $17-$20

1st Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee

You’ve opened for a lot of other well-known bands but have committed yourselves recently to smaller headlining shows. Any particular reason? We work our butts off and play our hearts out, which tends to attract the right people. We’re shooting for the moon – we want to take this to the max, so U2, watch out! I want to connect with everyone, not just folks “in on the joke” but your parents, your grandparents … hell, bring the kids. Just keep ’em quiet!

One of the strongest songwriter sets yet – Precious’ Steve Garron plus the fascinating Renee Arozqueta and more local favorites, stacking up next to riveting MC E-Turn. 8 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 5, at the Smiling Bison, free

Minus the Bear Minus the Bear’s devoted fanbase has been waiting 10 years to hear the band perform their sophomore album, Menos el Oso, in its entirety. 7 p.m. Friday-Saturday, Nov. 6-7, at the Social, $29.50-$49.50

Pop goes the weirdo

Public Image LTD Because what the world needs now is PiL, sweet PiL. Welcome back the post-punk pioneers in one of Orlando’s best-sounding venues. 7 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 7, at the Plaza Live, $29.50-$35

Ed Schrader’s Music Beat is all over the map – in the best way possible By NIcK McGreGor eD ScHrADer’S MUSIc BeAT with Beech creeps, Boylectric 9 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 7 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $7

Knuckle Puck Warped Tour alumni Knuckle Puck released their debut studio album, Copacetic, in July, raising a fist to proper pop punk. 4 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 8, at Backbooth, $14

uccinctly summarizing the career of Ed Schrader is a daunting task. The Baltimore polymath, best known for fronting proto-punk duo Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, has also written magazine columns, performed stand-up comedy, acted in theatrical renditions of Jurassic Park and pitched cartoons to Adult Swim. But it’s onstage with bandmate Devlin Rice where Schrader shines, his manic voice accompanied by little more than a floor tom and Rice’s sludge-driven bass lines. And even though ESMB’s recent material flirts with poppier sensibilities, it still maintains its lunging, epileptic punk energy. Orlando Weekly caught up with Schrader somewhere on the road between Reno and Oakland to talk about The Odyssey, mojitos and Baltimore karaoke.

The Death Tremors Freak out with DeBary intrigue the Death Tremors, whose instrumental shoegaze erupts like sonic Pop Rocks. 9 p.m. Monday, Nov. 9, at Will’s Pub, $5

Manic & the Depressives Giving Manic & the Depressives a riot of a tour sendoff is a slew of amazing locals including Golden Pelicans, Thee Wilt Chamberlain, Secret Tracers and Tight Genes. 10 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 10, at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, $5 suggested donation

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OW: When you originally started the band in 2008, did you have a particular creative goal in mind? Schrader: I wanted to strip things down and focus on the word, the beat and the rhythm like those I love: Massive Attack, Jay Z, Patti Smith. Though instrumentation is key and they ace that, they each focus on the core of what matters – the “sauce,” the word, the hook, keeping people entranced. … Their ability to tell a compelling story is what makes [them] timeless.

How have things changed in Baltimore, from artists like Future Islands and Beach House attaining mainstream success to the city dealing with so much social unrest? The rising tide raises all ships. Baltimore is “the little scene that could” and remains a warm, accepting and supportive place for weirdos like us and people of all genres, styles, races and genders. Venues have definitely been making more of an effort than you’d see five years ago to put on shows that showcase a plethora of styles and voices, too. I think the time is now – that’s all we’re saying, despite what CNN might be telling you. We’re realizing how much we’ve been secluding ourselves to a small audience when there’s a whole city of people who want to share the experience and connect – and music is a great place to start. Karaoke at the Crown has been a nexus for folks; I’ve met so many amazing people just by busting out Billy Joel songs that everyone loves like “Piano Man.”

Which might explain the pop sensibilities of your recent material, including Devlin joined the band in 2010, and you 2014 album Party Jail. Will that carry guys have been touring relentlessly since over onto the next record? I grew up on radio – I want to be on then. Is it because you love performing the radio! Right now we’re listening to live? Or just an economic necessity? It’s not so much an economic necessity [Prince’s] “When Doves Cry,” Spinal Tap’s as it is the fact that unless you have a trust “Stonehenge,” and Bowie’s Scary Monsters. fund and look like an H&M model making And then we’re in the studio all of easy-listening dance music, you have to hit December – get ready! the road to build your audience. It’s The music@orlandoweekly.com

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Meat Puppets BY B AO L E - H U U

The truth about Meat Puppets

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(Oct. 28, Will’s Pub) is that I’ve never really been into them. I walked into this show with academic esteem for them as an original force of the American underground but, frankly, not much personal passion. That completely changed by the end of their opening song. In that room, something about their outlandish country-punk scramble suddenly clicked. They were adventurous, virtuosic and kooky, all without being shambolic in execution (to their credit) or effect (to my surprise). And Curt Kirkwood’s guitar technique is a marvel that’s somehow as soulful as it is searing. But there’s no better review – no greater testament to their enduring virility – than noting that Meat Puppets still have the goods to make you a believer. Even after 35 years, they have enough live flash to be revelatory. After finally experiencing them, I have new perspective and, perhaps most importantly, new interest. Also worth mention is opener Tight Genes, an Orlando band that deals in music that’s smeared and furious. Even with occasionally melodic moments and frequently lighthearted lyrics, there’s a genuine sneer propelling everything. This isn’t punk in spirit or theory. This is unfiltered, real-deal punk rock that impresses with velocity and detonative power.

THE BEAT

Across releases on Sub Pop and Alive Records, Alabama’s Lee Bains III & the Glory Fires (Oct. 29, Will’s Pub) are shaping up to be one exciting prospect. Lately, they’ve been redlining their Dixie soul and

Curt Kirkwood’s guitar technique is a marvel that’s somehow as soulful as it is searing. riding a bolt of boogie and blare. Bains and the boys do Southern rock the way Jon Spencer & the Blues Explosion do the blues: jacked, cranked and crackling. And that combination of heart and blister left an impression like a branding iron in their Orlando debut. It’s the most refreshing, convincing and punk take on Southern rock to come along in a very long time. For something that started out without a master plan, Chris Belt’s Accidental Music Festival has sprouted some impressive legs. Now in its fifth year, the Orlando series has become a defining player in the area’s contemporary and avant-garde music scene by daringly championing the arcane world of new music beyond the carousel of pop and rock. To launch the season, AMF brought in heavyweight New York group Yarn/Wire (Oct. 29, Plaza Live) to perform a program of current works by Steve Reich, David Bird, Sam Pluta and Joseph DiPonio. This quartet isn’t about being good young practitioners of an old form. They’re part of the new classical vanguard, true artists who are taking their considerable formal skills and pushing them beyond the ivory box. I’ve seen many cool and unusual arrangements, but never an ensemble of

two percussionists and two pianists. Really, though, they were much more than that. For starters, their interesting rig is an extensive and dynamic one ranging from classical instruments to an array of devices suited for a sound effects studio. Even with the traditional instruments, their use and manipulation of them was often experimental. And the performance was an evocative one of enveloping, magnetic atmosphere. When you watch a piece whose climax is built by three of them huddling over a single piano tugging at its entrails – as if disemboweling a beast, the beast of orthodoxy perhaps – you know immediately, unequivocally that this ain’t your granddaddy’s chamber music. This is truly new music that’s on the frontier of expression. But there was something else exceptional about the show. Unlike what some might expect from a high-art concert, this was neither stiff nor exclusive. The players provided lots of foreword and background of the featured material and even their methods, some of which were pretty inventive, like using toy bouncy balls as mallet heads and fishing line tied to piano strings. In short, they don’t assume you’re already in the know. They gladly fill you in to maximize what was designed to be a deep experience. It was another reminder that, thanks to enlightened and enterprising groups like the Accidental Music Festival and the Civic Minded 5, Orlando’s avant-garde music scene is sexier than you probably realize. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Thursday, 5

LeVar Burton Equally well known for his role as the host of Reading Rainbow as that of Chief Engineer Geordi La Forge on Star Trek: The Next Generation, LeVar Burton is kind of a big deal for fans of imagination. And it turns out that one of his mentors in the field of children’s television was none other than Rollins alumni Fred Rogers – the Mr. Rogers. In this highly anticipated lecture (when was the last time you heard that phrase?), Burton talks about Rogers’ impact on his personal and professional life, as well as his current endeavor of transforming Reading Rainbow from a beloved TV show to an app-based reading program for the iPad generation. Take a look. – Thaddeus McCollum

LEARNING

LEVAR BURTON

7:30 p.m. | Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave. | 407-646-2000 | rollins.edu | free Friday, 6

Friday, 6

Artist Talk: Heidi Neilson

Suicide Girls

ART Like a teeny-bopper who took Casey Kasem’s famous edict to heart, Brooklyn artist Heidi Neilson keeps her feet on the ground but keeps reaching for the stars. Much – though not all – of her work envisions outer space from our vantage point here on Earth, collecting data and creating imaginary strategies for situations like stocking a kitchen on Mars, mapping space debris, and decoding Earth’s weather patterns by intercepting transmissions from orbiting NOAA satellites using a quadrifilar helicoidal antenna (whew). Friday at UCF’s downtown Center for Emerging Media, Neilson will talk about how Menu for Mars evolved from a supper club that met monthly with guest experts to discuss how the Mars environment would affect colonists’ food supplies (as well as their physical, cultural and psychological needs) into a kitchen installation that synthesized those discussions with related research to demonstrate real solutions, which were documented and shared with NASA. And unlike Matt “The Martian” Damon, they got a lot more ambitious than potatoes for every meal – you may not actually get to taste the dried-milk yogurt, the macaroni and cheese with cricket powder, or the cheddar, Swiss and onion pizza, but there will be pictures. – Jessica Bryce Young

Oh, the Suicide Girls. Thousands of tatted pinup girls post seductive pictures on their website and social media to demonstrate that beauty comes in all different forms. Beauty could be Coralia holding a can of Steel Reserve while scantily clad in an American flag bathing suit. Or perhaps beauty is Waikiki giving a little peek of her cheeks in the middle of a street. They say there’s someone for everyone, and that rings especially true with the babes in Suicide Girls. But these smokin’ seductresses don’t just tease their millions of fans over the Internet. They take the show on the road with a sexy burlesque act that combines ass-shaking Suicide Girls and nerdy Holy Grails like Star Wars, Orange Is the New Black, Donnie Darko and A Clockwork Orange. Luckily for you, they’ll be stopping by the Beacham this Friday, so you should probably check it out… you know, for science. – Marissa Mahoney

SUICIDE GIRLS PHOTO BY NBMA PHOTOGRAPHY

EVENTS

6 p.m. | The Beacham, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thebeacham.com | $25-$110

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5 p.m. | UCF Center for Emerging Media, 500 W. Livingston St. | 407-823-5470 | gallery.cah.ucf.edu | free

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Friday, 6

Sufjan Stevens Momentarily forgetting Joanna Newsom’s jaw-dropping Divers, we’re confident there will not be a more necessary folk release this year than Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell. If you made it through the tearful hypnotism of his minimalist yet tremendous attempt to reconcile his feelings about his parents’ deaths without your eyeballs stinging, it is unlikely you will be able to brace so nobly when he compels its gentle avalanche of goosebumps live. – Ashley Belanger MUSIC

SUFJAN STEVENS

8 p.m. | Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $35-$50

A Puppet Slam THEATER Orlando’s ties with puppets are pretty tight. There’s the obvious connection to the Disney and Universal parks, and IBEX Puppetry, owned by Jim Henson’s daughter, Heather Henson, is based out of Thornton Park. One of IBEX’s puppeteers, Hannah Miller –famous for making a contest-winning video for They Might Be Giants’ song “Am I Awake” – was diagnosed with neuromuscular disease myasthenia gravis last year, and has been in and out of the hospital. To help raise money for her treatment, puppeteers from the Central Florida Puppet Guild are throwing a puppet slam that features handmade creations in a series of short plays, sketches and performances. Leave the kids at home, though: This puppet show is for adults only. Expect a mix of ribaldry to rival Statler & Waldorf, and poetic pieces that will make you forget that the characters on stage aren’t technically alive. – TM

7 p.m. | The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive | 407-412-6895 | thevenueorlando.com | gofundme.com/rwybbc | $5

Tuesday, 10

Author & Punisher It’s almost certain you’ve never before seen a live act like San Diego’s Author & Punisher. Tristan Shone, the man behind the industrial doom project, is a practicing robotics engineer with a formal education in sculpture and an urge for apocalyptic sounds. And Author & Punisher – a convergence of music, design and heavy machinery – is the synthesis of all these muses. With an elaborate performance rig of rhythm machines, droning synths and electromechanical masks all devised and fabricated by Shone himself, this is heaviness that’s not just sonic but material. When he mans the apparatus, it’s like real-life Iron Man shit but with a dark Mad Max heart. It’s a one-of-a-kind setup that’s sure to be visually stunning and aurally crushing. Show up early to catch the spectral dread of Portland’s Muscle and Marrow and the noisy terror of Orlando’s Ad Nauseum. – Bao Le-Huu MUSIC

Tuesday, 10

Fight for 15 March

AUTHOR & PUNISHER

If in the past week you’ve thought, “The rent is too damn high,” Orlando’s Fight for 15 March might be for you. For months now, low-wage workers across the country have been campaigning to raise the minimum wage to a $15 hourly wage that you can actually survive on. The fight should come as no surprise in Orlando – the city ranks at the bottom in terms of median wage among the top 50 American metro areas, at $29,781. The march, which is coordinated by Fight for 15 Florida, starts in the late afternoon at the Sunday Farmers Market location at Lake Eola Park, and is being held simultaneously in other parts of Florida. – Monivette Cordeiro

CIVICS

with Muscle and Marrow, Ad Nauseum | 7 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-12

4-6:30 p.m. | Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive | orgnow.org | free

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ConCerts/events Control This!, the Holophonics, Be Like Max, Oklahoma Stackhouse, Jahnopa 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Boyz II Men Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Growlers, Broncho 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419. [MUSIC] Electric Daisy Carnival see pages 39-40 The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Maxx Von Shadow 9 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Thursday, Nov. 5

ConCerts/events

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The 1st Thursday Songwriting Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; Series With Beth McKee free; 407-898-7733. 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; Clubs/lounges free; 407-579-0439. Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566.

opera/ClassiCal The Met Live in HD: Tannhäuser 6:30 pm; James Levine conducts Wagner’s early masterpiece in its first return to the Met stage in more than a decade. Multiple locations; $24; fathomevents.com.

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Band Bingo Challenge 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Sister Hazel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Jessica Hernandez & the Deltas, the Woolly Bushmen, the Sh-Booms 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10$12; 407-246-1419. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange

Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Victor Niglio, Riot Ten 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $5-$10; 407504-7699.

Orlando Music Week: Crespo x Big Makk 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $10$99; 407-701-9875.

Clubs/lounges

Orlando Music Week: Danny Avila 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $10-$99; 407-317-9129. Sam Burchfield 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Saving Abel, Southern Gentlemen, Big Dismal, Black Divination, Dylan Mathews and the Flips, Levity 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15$20; 407-673-2712.

Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-3:30 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570.

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ence fiction movies. Special appearance by the 501st Legion. Osceola Performing Arts Center, 3151 N. Orange Blossom Trail, Kissimmee; free; 407-931-4803; ocsa. osceolaschools.net. Friday, Nov. 6

ConCerts/events Abbott & Brown, Only Us, Project Eden, Shinobi Stalin, DJ Stranger, DJ For Hire 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Albert Castiglia 8:30 pm; Doc’s Streetside Grille, 1315 S. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-841-3601. Chance the Rapper 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $25$50; 407-872-0066. Dave LaRue, FunkUs 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $8; 407-677-9669.

Sci-Fi Toy Drive Concert 7-9 pm; Bring an unwrapped toy donation and enjoy a concert of music from sciCoNTiNued oN page 39

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Trivia Quest 8-9:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161.

7 Below - A Tribute to Phish 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475.

The Long Run - A Tribute to the Eagles 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29-$39; 407-228-1220.

Torque: Klute, Circle K, Collaborator, Praying Mantis, Spindle 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-403-2938.

Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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ORLANDO

Orlando Greek Fest

Do Good Date Night Impress your date by performing selfless acts for charity. Spend an hour helping to sort food for Second Harvest Food Bank, then enjoy gourmet bites, beer and wine. 7 p.m. Saturday; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $30; foodbankcentralflorida.org Playalinda Brewing Anniversary Week It’s a drive, but this weeklong celebration of Playalinda Brewing’s first year in business looks to be worth it, with an all-Florida tap takeover on Monday, the release of Key Lime Slice Ale on Tuesday, and more events throughout the week. 4 p.m. Monday-Tuesday, through Nov. 14; Playalinda Brewing, 305 S. Washington Ave., Titusville; various menu prices; playalinda brewingcompany.com

The Art of Beer Every second Tuesday of the month, take a stroll around Artegon and get free samples of craft beer and light bites while musicians play live music around the marketplace. 5 p.m. Tuesday; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; artegonmarketplace.com

St. Paul and the Broken Bones Dec. 4 at the Beacham Deafheaven, Nov. 11 at the Social Slow Magic, Nov. 12 at the Social Orlando Beer Festival, Nov. 14 at Festival Park Lewis Black, Nov. 15 at Hard Rock Live Skylar Spence, Nov. 19 at the Social Emily Kinney, Nov. 20 at the Social The Wizards of Winter, Nov. 21 at the Plaza Live

Craig Ferguson, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live Eddie Izzard, Dec. 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center Dustin Lynch, Dec. 3 at House of Blues Daryl Hall & John Oates, Dec. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center Lucero, Dec. 4 at the Social St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Dec. 4 at the Beacham H2O, Dec. 5 at Backbooth

Nobunny, Nov. 22 at Will’s Pub

Mac Miller, Dec. 5 at Hard Rock Live

The Front Bottoms, Nov. 24 at the Beacham

Glass Animals, Dec. 7 at the Beacham

Spiritual Rez, Nov. 25 at the Social

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live

Jim Gaffigan, Nov. 27-28 at Hard Rock Live

Silverstein, Senses Fail, Dec. 8 at the Beacham

We Were Promised Jetpacks, Nov. 28 at the Social

Quintron & Miss Pussycat, Dec. 11 at Will’s Pub

ANDREW MCMAHON & NEW POLITICS

NOV 13

KIP MOORE WITH MICHAEL RAY

NOV 19

ELI YOUNG BAND

NOV 20

Orlando Greek Fest Get your ouzo on at Central Florida’s premiere Greek heritage festival. Enjoy traditional music and dancing, and fill your gullet with spanakopita to absorb all the licorice goodness of Greek liqueur. 4-11 p.m. Friday, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Saturday, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday; Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church, 1217 Trinity Woods Lane, Maitland; $3; orlandogreekfest.com

NOV 7

THE WONDER YEARS & MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK

NOV 22

CIRCA SURVIVE

NOV 23

PARKWAY DRIVE

Def Leppard, Jan. 30 at Amway Center

NOV 25

MAYDAY PARADE

Tribute to Jimi Hendrix, Dec. 18 at Will’s Pub

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Feb. 5 at House of Blues

NOV 27

AARON LEWIS

Leon Russell, Dec. 18 at the Plaza Live

Trailer Park Boys, Feb. 13 at Backbooth

DUSTIN LYNCH

Ben Prestage, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub

Mutemath, Feb. 19 at House of Blues

DEC 3

JJ Grey & Mofro, Dec. 31 at House of Blues

Creed Bratton, Feb. 25 at Backbooth

DEC 4

THE ACADEMY IS…

Orgy, Jan. 8 at West End Trading Co.

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

The Delta Saints, Dec. 11 at Backbooth High on Fire, Dec. 15 at the Social Michael McDonald, Dec. 15 at Hard Rock Live Matisyahu, Dec. 16 at the Plaza Live

Ani DiFranco, Jan. 15 at the Plaza Live Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Jan. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center Galactic, Jan. 21 at the Plaza Live Torche, Jan. 22 at Will’s Pub

Arlo Guthrie, Jan. 23 at the Plaza Live Colin Hay, Jan. 30 at the Plaza Live

Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center

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Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

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Mary J. Blige Not to be totally stuck in the ’90s, but Mary J. Blige has been blistering souls since she emerged in 1992 with What’s the 411?, trouncing even the most talented artists of the time on multiple fronts with searing hip-hop soul and stunning vocal chops. Her follow-up, My Life, sealed the deal for longtime fans who have been grooving to her unmatchable and strong delivery on recent offerings The London Sessions and her surprisingly smooth original soundtrack for Think Like a Man Too. – Ashley Belanger

MUSIC

8 p.m. | CFE Arena, 12777 Gemini Blvd. | 407-823-3070 | cfearena.com | $59-$129

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Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Sister Hazel Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Electric Daisy Carnival Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $169; 407-649-7297. Free the People, Fuzzhound, Law Abiding Jameson, Fuzzy Britches 9 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-421-1670. House Band Concert 7:30 pm; Valencia East Campus Black Box Theater, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2900.

Kataklysm, Belphegor, Sons of Ragnar, Fires Eternal, Guverra, Atlas 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$25; 407-673-2712. Leftöver Crack, Days N Daze, All Torn Up, False Punk 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Legends of the Old School: Salt N Pepa, Vanilla Ice, TKA, 2 Live Crew, Color Me Badd, Rob Base, Kid N Play 7:30 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $33-$123; 407-823-6006. Mango Beats 10 pm; Debbie’s Bar, 1422 State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-677-5963. Minus the Bear, O’Brother, Aero Flynn 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $29.50$49.50; 407-246-1419.

Orlando Music Week: Dubvision 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $10-$99; 407-317-9129. Pablo Alborán 8 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $42.75-$82.75; 407-934-2583. Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111. Sufjan Stevens 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $35-$50; 844-513-2014. Yesterday and Today 7:30 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $25-$40; 352-383-2627.

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Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

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Ed Schrader’s Music Beat, Beach Creeps, Boylectric 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-8490471.

Electric Daisy Carnival Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $169; 407-649-7297.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Philharmonic: Rimma Plays Prokofiev 8 pm; Experience Prokofiev’s diabolical violin concerto—performed with passion by the Orlando Philharmonic’s own concertmaster—and works illuminating the musical genius of three American masters. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $21-$62; 407246-4262; orlandophil.org. SATURDAY, NOV. 7

CONCERTS/EVENTS Cannibal Corpse, Cattle Decapitation, Soreption 6 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$50; 407-872-0066. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Cook Trio 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321.

An Evening of the Grateful Dead With My Neighbor 8 pm; The Local Bar and Grill, 3231 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-900-9005. The Getbye 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Herbie D and the Dangermen 9:30-11:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Killmama, Sketchie, Delusional, Amateur Engines, Kudzu 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Mary J. Blige, Tamar Braxton 8 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $59$129; 407-823-6006. Minus the Bear, O’Brother, Aero Flynn 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $29.50$49.50; 407-246-1419. Motionless in White, the Devil Wears Prada, the World Alive, Upon a Burning Body, the Color Morale 4 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $23.50-$25; 407-648-8363.

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New Politics, Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness, the Griswolds, LoLo 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583. Orlando Music Week: Nick Cannon (DJ Set) 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $15-$99. Public Image Ltd. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$35; 407-228-1220. Scene Orlando Live: Beni Hill & MC Allterrain 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Suck Brick Kid, Cold for June, False Narrative, Human // Bones, Tarek Kasmi 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $6; 407-999-2570.

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Clubs/lounges DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Signature 10 pm; Fusion 360, 7559 W. Sand Lake Road; $10-$75; 407-985-2900.

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ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Bill Allred Classic Jazz Band 3 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-704-6261. Brooks and John 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. Frnkiero andthe Cellabration, Roger Harvey, Jared Hart 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Knuckle Puck, Seaway, Sorority Noise, Head North, Capstan 4 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14; 407-999-2570. Leftover Salmon 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$35; 407-228-1220. Odessos, Lovedrug, Galia Social, Boxing at the Zoo, Ésk 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Orlando Music Week: TWRK & Ricky Remedy 8 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $10$99; 407-701-9875.

Clubs/lounges Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171.

opera/ClassiCal Home of the Brave 2 pm; Featuring beloved songs of patriotism, honor, and sacrifice, Jon Territo conducts the Orlando Concert Band with organ and a choir of over 200 singers. The Cathedral Church of St. Luke, 130 N. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-8490680; stlukescathedral.org. UCF Flute Studio Recital 3 pm; Students from the studio of UCF Flute professor Nora Lee Garcia present a recital. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu. UCF Percussion Ensemble Concert 7 pm; Free recital of percussion music. UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu. MoNday, Nov. 9

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Clubs/lounges Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440. Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

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ConCerts/events Author & Punisher, Muscle and Marrow, Ad Nauseum 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Eat to the Beat Concert Series: Hanson Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz Ensemble II Concert 8 pm; University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Manic & the Depressives, Golden Pelicans, Tight Genes, Secret Tracers, Thee Wilt Chamberlain 10 pm; Uncle

Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Robb Bank$, IndigoChildRick, wifisfuneral 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$50; 407-999-2570. Whitey Morgan, Tony Martinez 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

Clubs/lounges Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

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repeating the same mistakes they made in the marriages they just left. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com. Playfest: Ellen McLaughlin Keynote address by award-winning playwright Ellen McLaughlin (The Trojan Women, Ajax in Iraq). Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; free; orlandoshakes.org. Playfest: Man in Snow Reading As he escorts a group of honeymooners up Alaska’s highest mountain, a climber reflects on his deceased son, his despondent daughter, his trying marriage, and his life as a whole. Friday,

7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org.

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Playfest: Playwright’s Panel Playwrights featured in this year’s Playfest discuss their work. Sunday, 3:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; free; orlandoshakes.org.

Playfest: Skin and Bone Reading Twin sisters Midge and Madge run a broken-down B&B that has a date with a wrecking ball. When a young woman appears, the memories she stirs up send them all down the dark and dusty road of a past better left hidden. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org.

Playfest: Relativity Reading A reporter interviews Albert Einstein, revealing shocking secrets about his family, his past and the theory of relativity. Sunday, 1:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org. Playfest: Sam Reading Ten-year-old Sam and her drug-addicted mother arrive unexpect-

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Control Freaks Play de Luna presents an evening of comedic one-act plays. Fridays, Saturdays, 8-10 pm and Sundays, 6-8 pm; Art’s Sake Studio, 680 Clay St., Winter Park; $12; 407-463-3060. Greater Tuna If you have ever lived in a small town, or even if you know only a few neighbors, you will begin by chuckling and then roll into outright laughter as you meet and recognize the typical residents of this tiny hamlet, Greater Tuna, Texas. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $18-$23; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com. Kindertransport An award-winning play that explores the life of one of the unaccompanied Jewish children who were evacuated to England from Europe between December 1938 and the declaration of war against Germany. Reservations required. Monday, 10 am; Roth Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-628-0555; holocaustedu.org. The Magic of Jeff Michaels A magic show filled with audience participation. Friday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Mutts Gone Nuts Scott and Joan Houghton and their amazing canine partners present a comedy thrill show with a variety of canine acts, including Sammie the Talking Dog. Saturday, 4 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall, 3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $14-$28; 352-394-4800; clermontperformingarts.com. My Name Is Asher Lev Adaptation of Chaim Potok’s novel about a boy born with prodigious artistic ability into a Hasidic Jewish family, set in the 1950s in the time of Stalin and the persecution of Jews in the Soviet Union. Wednesday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. The Odd Couple Two suddenly single pals — Oscar Madison, a sloppy sportswriter, and Felix Unger, a fastidious news writer — strain their friendship by becoming roommates and unconsciously orlandoweekly.com

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Playfest: The Adventures of Pericles Reading A new modern verse translation of Shakespeare’s exciting story. Saturday, 8:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org. Playfest: The Luckiest People Reading Richard is forced to grapple with responsibility in the days following his mother’s funeral. Meanwhile, his father has growing suspicions over his wife’s death that lead him to make a startling accusation against his son. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org. Playfest: Thyramus and Pisbee Reading Fast-paced and raucous, this comedy upends our preconceptions about William Shakespeare, his actors, and his genius. Saturday, 4 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $8-$42; orlandoshakes.org. Playwrights’ Round Table Workshop All writers are welcome to bring any piece they’re working on, from a ten minute short to a full length work. Sunday, 1 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; free; 407-363-1985; theprt.com. Project Spotlight’s One Act Festival Festival of new plays brought to you by Project Spotlight, a registered student organization, in cooperation with Theatre UCF. ThursdaySaturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu. PRT Premiere Series: How to Hold Hands Staged Reading A staged reading of a play by David Strauss, presented by Playwrights’ Round Table. Tuesday, 8 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $5-$10; orlandoshakes.org. A Puppet Slam A night of short puppet plays, skits and performances. Benefit for

local puppeteer Hannah Miller. Sunday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $5; 407-4126895; thevenueorlando.com. Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella A musical about the all-time No. 1 party-crashing champion. Tuesday; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75 and up; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org. Tea at Five A one-woman show that recounts Katherine Hepburn’s journey from a wellheeled Yankee childhood to winner of four Oscars Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Haines City Community Theatre, 303 Ledwith Ave., Haines City; $15; 863-421-1893; hainescitytheatre.com.

ComEdy Ben Kronberg Ben Kronberg (Comedy Central, MTV, ABC) headlines two showcases. Wednesday, 8 & 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted by Shereen Kassam. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706. Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Jersey, Jacoby T. Bruton Wednesday, 8 pm; Bonkerz - Club 39, 9700 International Drive; $10; 407-996-9700; bonkerzcomedy.com. Karl Anthony, Tiz FridaySaturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407629-2665; eastorlando. bonkerzcomedy.com. King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

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Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school. Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. L.E.O. With Brody Love Brody love tells jokes about his experiences as a police officer. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Mark Normand, Sean Finnerty, Charlie Bowie Comedian from New York. Thursday, 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com. The New Faces of Comedy A showcase of up-andcoming talent, hosted by Adam Heath Avitable. Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Sommore This trendsetting, highly-acclaimed veteran entertainer is widely considered one of America’s top comedic female entertainers. Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm and Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

danCE First Fridays Burlesque With the Black Garter Dolls Black Garter Dolls is a burlesque troupe specializing in variety acts, classic burlesque striptease, cabaret singing, comedy and more. Friday, 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-3752501; blackgarterdolls.com. Suicide Girls: Blackheart Burlesque Nerdy and sexy burlesque. Friday, 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363. Wakayama Performance Troupe Wakayama

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arT openings/events Artist Talk: Cheyco Leidmann An artist talk and book signing with legendary artist Cheyco Leidmann, known for the cult classic art book Foxy Lady. Friday, 7-9 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407555-1212; snaporlando.com. Artist Talk: Heidi Neilson Among other works, she’ll present projects involving direct research through temporary public installations, such as Ground Station, where she receives satellite transmissions through HAM radio, and the Menu for Mars Kitchen. Friday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu. Dome Designers: The Visual Mind Join Dome Designers Max Jackson and Felix Sosa as they use their innovative brain machine to convert brain waves into visual art projected onto the planetarium dome. Friday, 7 & 8:30 pm; Seminole State College Planetarium, 100 Weldon Blvd., Sanford; $6; 407.708.2360; seminolestate.edu/planet.

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Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com.

Roy Zimmerman: The Faucet’s on Fire! Comedic songs about political topics. As heard on NPR’s “All Things Considered.” Friday, 7 pm; First Unitarian Church of Orlando, 1901 E. Robinson St.; $18; 407-8983621; royzimmerman.com.

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Henry Horenstein Lecture and Reception The artist discusses his exhibit of photographs of a wide variety of land animals and sea creatures. Friday, 6 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State

College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Jeff Whipple: The Distinguished Speaker Series A new exhibit from Jacksonville artist Jeff Whipple. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Dec. 12; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753; artsondouglas.net. John Westmark A solo exhibition of art from John Westmark. Opens Saturday, through Nov. 28; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net. La Creatura A dynamic exhibition of sculptural works created by members of the Florida Sculptors Guild. Opens Friday, 6-8 pm, through Jan. 16; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. New Babylon: Recent Work by John Westmark A collection of recent mixed media paintings and sculptures by Gainesville

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artist. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Nov. 28; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net. Painting With a Twist Visitors have the opportunity to enjoy select wines straight from the Florida Orange Groves Winery before and during their paint session. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $45; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org.

Continuing tHis week 100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Feb. 21, 2016; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org. Animalia: Henry Horenstein Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, CoNTiNued oN page 50

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Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Art Legends of Orange County: The Art of Hal McIntosh Through Nov. 29; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Art on the Green Through March 1, 2016; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. A Brush With Light and Sound Through Dec. 20; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Celebrating 50 Years: Maitland Civic Center Through Jan. 3, 2016; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Gallery Talks Informational talks hosted by museum curators Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; price of admission; 321-363-4406; omart.org.

Celebrating A&H’s Artist-inResidence Program Through Nov. 8; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu.

Couture Culture Through Saturday; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Harold Garde: Mid-Century to This Century Through Jan. 3, 2016; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $11; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Introducing Zora Neale Hurston Through Jan. 15, 2016; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donations accepted; 407-6473307; preserveeatonville.org.

Fashionable Portraits in Europe Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Luisa Basnuevo: Paintings Through Nov. 13; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Mary Whyte: A Portrait of Us Through Jan. 3, 2016; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. MetaModern Through Dec. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $11; 407896-4231; omart.org. Mid-Florida Quiltmakers: Commemorations and Connections Through Jan. 18, 2016; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680; crealde.org. Midway: Portrait of a Daytona Beach Neighborhood, 1943 Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Mystery Sketch Theater A monthly live figure drawing session with models dressed up as superheroes, burlesque performers, retro housewives or other pop culture outfits. Thursday, 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060. Neighborhood ‘99: Midway Revisited Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org. Oddities Through Nov. 13; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. On Assignment: Robert Snow – At Sea With OCEARCH Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Return of the Dead Through Nov. 20; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Sandro Chia: Fantasy and Myths Through Jan. 3, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Second Nature: Brad Temkin – A Survey Through Dec. 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. The Sum of Many Parts: Quiltmakers in Contemporary America Through Jan. 18, 2016; Crealde School of Art, 600 St.

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Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Surfaces CThrough Nov. 4; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com. Tiffany Lamps and Lighting From the Morse Collection Through Jan. 20, 2016; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Tongue-Tied Through Nov. 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org. Two Points on a Plane: The Paintings of Charles Hinman Through Jan. 10, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

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American Heroes Air Show The premier, helicopter–only, admission-free aviation experience profiling rotarywing aviation’s dynamic role. Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 818-6318132; heroes-airshow.com. The Art of Beer Beer, music and free treats while supplies last. second Tuesday of every month, 5 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Audubon Park Community Market Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; audubonmarket.com. CECO’s Social A benefit for the Conductive Education Center of Orlando with cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, entertainment, and tours of the Full Sail Live backlot. Thursday, 6-10 pm; Full Sail Live, 141 University Park Drive, Winter Park; $75; 407-671-4687; ceco.org. Chair to Love A picturesque walk throughout Secret Lake Park to raise awareness and funds to benefit the Wheelchair Foundation. Sunday, 8 am-1 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free. Chamberlin’s Anniversary Party Enjoy free samples from over 40 vendors and free chair massage. Saturday, 11 am-2 pm; Chamberlin’s Market & Cafe - Winter Park, 430 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; free. Chocolate and Wine Pairing Party Taste an array of luscious chocolates and discover the wines that complement them. Learn, have fun and indulge, guided by our sommelier. As a gift, you take home a handpainted wine glass. Wednesday, 6:30-9 pm; The Winey Wench, 1760 Oviedo Mall Blvd., Oviedo; $25; 407-366-0330; thewineywenchoviedo.com. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Kissimmee Friday, 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic

Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar - Orlando Sunday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com. Do Good Date Night Spend an hour pitching in by sorting food, then enjoy gourmet bites and great beer and wine. Saturday, 7-9 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $30; 407-719-5190; foodbankcentralflorida.org. Epcot International Food and Wine Festival Embark on a culinary adventure celebrating 20 years of culture and cuisine with the finest wine and beverage offerings. Food and drink tickets sold separately. Through Nov. 16; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; epcot.com. Fall Fiesta in the Park Celebrate the season at Fall Fiesta at Lake Eola Park. Browse the work of hundreds of artists and crafters and enjoy entertainment, food vendors and a large kids area. Saturday, 10 am-5 pm and Sunday, 12-5 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free; 407246-3104; cityoforlando.net. Festival Indonesia Celebrate Indonesian cultural heritage with food, traditional dance CoNTiNued oN page 52

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and music and more. Saturday, 12-5 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; free; 386-290-6772; orlandofashionsquare.com. Fossil Fair Fossils, rocks, minerals, artifacts, silent auctions, a children’s dig pit, vendors, books, supplies and educational exhibits. Saturday, 9 am-5 pm and Sunday, 10 am-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $4; 407-2953247; floridafossilhunters.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Kinky Shopping Extravaganza Both dungeons packed full of local artisans, crafters and vendors, both kinky and vanilla! Saturday, 3-7 pm; The Woodshed, 6431 Milner Blvd.; $2; 407-293-7474; thewoodshedorlando.com. Lake Nona Farmers Market Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Laureate Park Lake Nona, Tavistock Lakes Boulevard; free; 321-217-6654; btnlakenonafarmers market.weebly.com.

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costume contest. Saturday, 7-10 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $150; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Orlando Bike Tours: Bakery Bites Go on a guided bike tour of three different bakeries: P Is for Pie, Se7en Bites and Blue Bird Bake Shop. Saturday Nov. 7, 9:30 am; P Is For Pie Bake Shop, 2806 Corrine Drive; $20-$30; 407745-4743; crazyforpies.com. Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Greek Fest Authentic Greek foods, dancing, live music, church tours, iconography presentations and more. Friday, 4-11 pm, Saturday, 11 am-11 pm and Sunday, 11 am-6 pm; Holy Trinity Greek Orthodox Church, 1217 Trinity Woods Lane, Maitland; $3; orlandogreekfest.com. Orlando Japan Festival A showcase of Japanese culture. Sunday, 11 am-5 pm; The Village at Hunter’s Creek, John Young Parkway and State Road 417; free; 305530-9090; jorlando.org.

Market at Mills 50 Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Neanderthal Ball A benefit gala with a silent auction, gourmet catering, artisan beers, a sangria bar and a caveman

Playalinda Brewing Anniversary Week Playalinda Brewing celebrates its first year in business with tap takeovers,

the release of Key Lime Slice Ale, an oyster party and more events all week. MondayNov. 14; Playalinda Brewing Company, 305 S. Washington Ave, Titusville; various menu prices; 321-225-8978; playalindabrewingcompany. com. PugsGiving The largest gathering of Pugs in the state of Florida, featuring a Pugkin Patch, Pug adoptions, talent contests, a silent auction, vendors, a costume contest and much more. Saturday, 11 am-5 pm; Ramada Gateway Kissimmee, 7470 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $5; 407-396-4400; pugrescueofflorida.org. Tic Toc Thrift, Vintage and Vinyl Market A weekly pop-up market with merchandise, fine art, performers, outdoor film screenings, lots of vintage items and a huge selection of vinyl records from Apartment E’s massive collection. Wednesdays, 3-10 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St.; free; 321-445-1021; apartmente.com. Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. World Food Championships The largest food sport event of the year, designed for foodies CoNTiNued oN page 54

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and families with free demos by TV personalities, free tastings, a cocktail extravaganza and a major food competition that features 500 teams from around the world competing for $350,000 in cash and prizes. Wednesday-Tuesday; Downtown Celebration, Front and Market streets, Celebration; free-$160; 615-297-6886; worldfoodchampionships.com.

LEarning Letty Cottin Pogrebin The renowned feminist author and founding editor of Ms. gives a talk. Monday, 7 pm; Mills Memorial Hall, Rollins College, Winter Park; free; 407-646-2666; rollins.edu. Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events

of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Temple Grandin Autism advocate and animal science expert Dr. Temple Grandin speaks about autism and Asperger’s syndrome at Valencia College. Thursday, 7-10 pm and Friday, 1-4 pm; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2810; valenciacollege.edu. Weekend Launch A three-day sprint taking you from idea to startup over the course of a weekend. You’ll learn what it takes to launch a company from the ground up while getting mentored by Orlando’s best business leaders. Friday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $49-$99; 561324-1733; weekendlaunch.com.

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of workers being exploited to fatten corporate quarterly reports. Tuesday, 5:30 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; fightfor15.org. Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; fleetfarming.com.

LiTErary Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. LeVar Burton: The Power of Storytelling - Written, Spoken, Lived LeVar Burton gives a lecture about his life’s narrative, highlighting the influence of mentors like Rollins’ own Fred Rogers. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; rollins.edu.

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Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam: Athena Arena An all-female group of poets compete in a qualifier for the Women of the World Poetry Slam. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Tea & Conversation Monthly gathering where book lovers discuss books over tea. Monday, 1-3 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-3354192; writersblock bookstore.com.

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Free Family Days Make your own crafts, get a tour with a docent or check out the museum’s open house. Sunday, noon; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. Magic Treehouse: A Ghost Tale for Mr. Dickens Jack and Annie are sent to Victorian England where Charles Dickens is suffering from a sever case of writer’s block.. Wednesday, 10:30 am, Thursday-Friday, 10:15 am & noon, Saturday, 2 pm, Monday-Tuesday, 10:15

am & noon; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Orphie and the Book of Heroes Spunky and curious Orphie, a young girl in Ancient Greece, sets out to save the famous storyteller Homer and his Book of Heroes. Saturdays, Sundays, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer A classic musical. Opens Monday, through Dec. 27; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; 407-896-7365.

sporTs B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-4271440; bikesbeansand bordeaux.com. Color Therapy Yoga Stretch, relax and awaken your visual senses in the Community Room. Sunday, 11 am; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; donations accepted; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Jim Payne Corporate 5K Saturday, 3:30 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; $30; 407-3243036; kidshouse.org.

Miles for Melanoma Orlando 5K Run/Walk Sunday, 9 am-noon; UCF College of Medicine, 6850 Lake Nona Blvd.; $30; 1-800-673-1290. Orlando Magic vs. Toronto Raptors Basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15$1,207.50; 800-745-3000. Orlando Roller Derby Sunday, 4:30-7 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8-$10; 425-281-4707. Orlando Solar Bears vs. Florida Everblades Ice hockey. Saturday Nov. 7, 7 pm and Sunday Nov. 8, 6 pm; $12.25-$44.75. Race 13.1 Orlando Formerly known as the Baldwin Park Half Marathon. Sunday, 7-11 am; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; $25-$69; 1-866-561-5651; race131.com. Run 4 Recovery 5K/10K Saturday, 7 am-11 pm; Lake Baldwin Park, 2380 Lake Baldwin Lane; $35; 941-8150563; run4recovery.us. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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a previous lover or best friend? Should you try to manipulate the future so that it’s more like the past? Are you justified in demanding that your head and your heart come to identical conclusions? No, no and no. Allow the differences to be differences. And more than that: Celebrate them!

ARIES (March 21-April 19) In 1978, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield began selling their new ice cream out of a refurbished gas station in Burlington, Vermont. Thirty-seven years later, Ben & Jerry’s is among the world’s best-selling ice cream brands. Its success stems in part from its willingness to keep transforming the way it does business. “My mantra is ‘Change is a wonderful thing,’” says the current CEO. As evidence of the company’s intention to keep re-evaluating its approach, there’s a “Flavor Graveyard” on its website, where it lists flavors it has tried to sell but ultimately abandoned. “Wavy Gravy,” “Tennessee Mud” and “Turtle Soup” are among the departed. Now is a favorable time for you to engage in a purge of your own. What parts of your life don’t work any more? What personal changes would be wonderful things? TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Before he helped launch Apple Computer in the 1970s, tech pioneer Steve Wozniak ran a dial-ajoke service. Most of the time, people who called got an automated recording, but now and then Wozniak answered himself. That’s how he met Alice Robertson, the woman who later became his wife. I’m guessing you will have comparable experiences in the coming weeks, Taurus. Future allies may come into your life in unexpected ways. It’s as if mysterious forces will be conspiring to connect you with people you need to know. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Small, nondestructive earthquakes are common. Our planet has an average of 1,400 of them every day. This subtle underground mayhem has been going on steadily for millions of years. According to recent research, it has been responsible for creating 80 percent of the world’s gold. I suspect that the next six or seven months will feature a metaphorically analogous process in your life. You will experience deep-seated quivering and grinding that won’t bring major disruptions even as it generates the equivalent of gold deposits. Make it your goal to welcome and even thrive on the subterranean friction! CANCER (June 21-July 22) Here’s the process I went through to create your horoscope. First I drew up a chart of your astrological aspects. Using my analytical skills, I pondered their meaning. Next, I called on my intuitive powers, asking my unconscious mind to provide symbols that would be useful to you. The response I got from my deeper mind was surprising: It informed me that I should go to a new cafe that had just opened downtown. Ten minutes later, I was there, gazing at a menu packed with exotic treats: Banana Flirty Milk … Champagne Coconut Mango Slushy … Honey Dew Jelly Juice … Creamy Wild Berry Blitz … Sweet Dreamy Ginger Snow. I suspect these are metaphors for experiences that are coming your way. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) The Beatles’ song “You Never Give Me Your Money” has this poignant lyric: “Oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go.” I suggest you make it your motto for now. And if you have not yet begun to feel the allure of that sentiment, initiate the necessary shifts to get yourself in the mood. Why? Because it’s time to recharge your spiritual battery, and the best way to do that is to immerse yourself in the mystery of having nothing to do and nowhere to go. Put your faith in the pregnant silence, Leo. Let emptiness teach you what you need to know next. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Should a professional singer be criticized for her lack of skill in laying bricks? Is it reasonable to chide a kindergarten teacher for his ineptitude as an airplane pilot? Does it make sense to complain about a cat’s inability to bark? Of course not. There are many other unwarranted comparisons that are almost as irrational but not as obviously unfair. Is it right for you to wish your current lover or best friend could have the same je ne sais quoi as

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In the mid-19th century, an American named Cyrus McCormick patented a breakthrough that had the potential to revolutionize agriculture. It was a mechanical reaper that harvested crops with far more ease and efficiency than hand-held sickles and scythes. But his innovation didn’t enter into mainstream use for 20 years. In part that was because many farmers were skeptical of trying a new technology, and feared it would eliminate jobs. I don’t foresee you having to wait nearly as long for acceptance of your new wrinkles. But you may have to be patient. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Is it possible to express a benevolent form of vanity? I say yes. In the coming weeks, your boasts may be quite lyrical and therapeutic. They may even uplift and motivate those who hear them. Acts of self-aggrandizement that would normally cast long shadows might instead produce generous results. That’s why I’m giving you a go-ahead to embody the following attitude from Nikki Giovanni’s poem “Ego Tripping (there may be a reason why)”: “I am so perfect so divine so ethereal so surreal / I cannot be comprehended except by my permission.” SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Regard the current tensions and detours as camouflaged gifts from the gods of growth. You’re being offered a potent opportunity to counteract the effects of a self-sabotage you committed once upon a time. You’re getting an excellent chance to develop the strength of character that can blossom from dealing with soul-bending riddles. In fact, I think you’d be wise to feel a surge of gratitude right now. To do so will empower you to take maximum advantage of the disguised blessings. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You are slipping into a phase when new teachers are likely to appear. That’s excellent news, because the coming weeks will also be a time when you especially need new teachings. Your good fortune doesn’t end there. I suspect that you will have an enhanced capacity to learn quickly and deeply. With all these factors conspiring in your favor, I predict that by Jan. 1, you will be smarter, humbler, more flexible and better prepared to get what you want in 2016. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) American author Mark Twain seemed to enjoy his disgust with the novels of Jane Austen, who died 18 years before he was born. “Her books madden me so that I can’t conceal my frenzy,” he said, even as he confessed that he had perused some of her work multiple times. “Every time I read Pride and Prejudice,” he wrote to a friend about Austen’s most famous story, “I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.” We might ask why he repetitively sought an experience that bothered him. I am posing a similar question to you. According to my analysis, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to renounce, once and for all, your association with anything or anyone you are addicted to disliking. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) The Sahara in Northern Africa is the largest hot desert on the planet. It’s almost the size of the United States. Cloud cover is rare, the humidity is low, and the temperature of the sand can easily exceed 170º F. (80º C.). That’s why it was so surprising when snow fell there in February of 1979 for the first time in memory. This once-in-a-lifetime visitation happened again 33 years later. I’m expecting a similar anomaly in your world. Like the desert snow, your version should be mostly interesting and only slightly inconvenient. It may even have an upside. Saharan locals testified that the storm helped the palm trees because it killed off the parasites feeding on them. ●

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Wishing for a little luck? Orange County Animal Services has a cat that’ll make you feel like the luckiest person alive. Meet Clover (animal Id a332743). This 13-year-old cat is a bundle of joy who never wants to leave your side. In Clover’s free time, she enjoys cuddling, receiving lots of attention and eating treats. This little lady is currently looking for a new best friend to enjoy these beautiful fall months with. During the month of November, Orange County Animal Services is celebrating National Adopt a Senior Pet Month by waving the adoption fees for all pets that are six years and older. You can visit orange County animal Services at 2769 Conroy Road or at ocnetpets.com to meet Clover or any of the other animals up for

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DEAR READERS: Two weeks ago, I announced I would be taking a nice long break from questions about miserable sexless marriages. I tossed out my standard line of advice to those who’ve exhausted medical, psychological and situational fixes (“Do what you need to do to stay married and stay sane”), and I moved on to other relationship problems. Readers impacted by sexless marriages – men and women on “both sides of the bed” – wrote in to share their experiences and insights. I’ve decided to let them have the last word on the subject. Since you don’t want to give any more advice to readers stuck in sexually unfulfilling marriages they can’t or don’t want to end, will you allow me to give a little advice from the perspective of the other woman, i.e., the person who makes it possible for them to “stay married and stay sane”? I contacted an old flame when my marriage ended. He was married. His wife refused to have sex with him but also expected him to stay faithful to her. Their kids were still in school. He honestly believed that staying together was the best thing for the kids. I went into it thinking it was going to be a fling, a temporary thing to get me over my husband and back in the game. But the sex was mind-blowingly good. And here’s the thing about amazing sex: It bonds people. We fell in love all over again. He told me our affair made his sexless marriage bearable. He was happier and a more patient father, he bickered less with his wife. He made me feel beautiful, desirable, known and accepted – all feelings that had been lacking in my marriage. But I was in the shadows. Every assignation was a risk. I couldn’t introduce him to my friends, my son or my family. After four years, I couldn’t take it anymore. My ego was shredded. So I ended it. I was tired of the fear, lying and hiding, and being secondary. My advice to readers stuck in sexless marriages who cheat to “stay sane”: Beware of unintended consequences. You can have an affair with the most discreet, careful partner who accepts your circumstances, who makes no demands, who provides you with both a warm body to fuck and the passion that has drained out of your marriage. You can be careful not to get caught. It might be incredible for a while. But the chances of nothing going wrong and of everyone remaining happy over the long term are vanishingly small. It’s a matter of time before someone gets hurt. Ruby Tuesday Your advice to people whose partners have checked out of their sex lives is on target. But would you be willing to share a voice from the other side of the bed? Until a year ago, I was always appalled when I would read letters like these. Who would stop having sex?! Who would stay with someone who didn’t want to have sex?! Then I got sick. My illness came on slowly, but the first noticeable symptom was my sex drive vanishing. My lady parts were drier than a desert. No amount of lube helped. Sex hurt, and I didn’t want it. My journey through the medical system was a battle. Trained medical professionals poo-poo’d me. They told me this is what all perimenopausal women experience and I should just deal with it. I was told to “get started” and then maybe I would enjoy

it. I was given lists of supplements to try. Finally, in response to other health problems, my doctor diagnosed me with diabetes. Within weeks of taking medication and changing my diet, my engine started running again. It’s not what it was, but I don’t feel dead below the belly button anymore. During this time, my husband was supportive. I did my best to make him happy. I’d like to think that if I had continued to suffer a loss of libido for years, I would be brave enough to give him permission to find satisfaction elsewhere, but it would break my heart. My points, briefly: Legitimate things happen to people that make them lose their sex drive. Medical support for people brave enough to say “I’ve lost my mojo and need help to get it back” is not always there, and the solutions aren’t always easy or fast. Too often, people (especially women) are told that losing their sex drive is normal and they should just get used to it. No one should be forced to accept a sexless relationship if that’s not what they want. And if you’ve lost interest in sex and don’t really care to get it back, you don’t have the right to impose celibacy on another person. But in a long relationship, each partner is going to face challenges – and one of those challenges might be helping your partner fight to regain their libido. Bed Death Survivor I’m the “other man” to a woman whose husband won’t fuck her. The guy must be gay or asexual, because his wife is beautiful, smart and great in bed. I’ve never wanted marriage or kids, so this arrangement works well for me. The only time it got awkward was when my girlfriend – this other guy’s wife – broached the subject of monogamy. Asking for a monogamous commitment when you’re married to someone else? Seemed nuts. But I hadn’t slept with anyone else for three years, or even wanted to, so I was already monogamous in practice. Monogamous In Theory Now Too If my ex-husband wrote to you, he’d say I didn’t want to have sex with him anymore and he was going crazy. The truth is, I wanted to have sex – but I didn’t want it to be in one of the same three positions we’d been doing it for seven years. I was bored and asked for some variety, and he refused to do it. My boredom turned into frustration, and frustration turned into anger. At a certain point, the idea of having sex with him made me want to beat the living shit out of something. Was I supposed to continue satisfying him when my needs weren’t being met? Our mistake was waiting until I hit the angry point to get into therapy. We should have gone when I was bored. He wound up having an affair and blamed me because I didn’t want to have sex with him. But there was a good reason why I didn’t want to have sex with him. Maybe before you advise people in “sexless” marriages to have affairs, you could tell them to do some selfexamination first? Husband’s Always Right On the Lovecast, Dan Savage and guests get baked in our pot-themed Denver live show! Listen at savagelovecast.com.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNER/CAC CASE NO.: DP14-500 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.R. DOB: 09/14/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jessica Cogan: Address unknown, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on December 21, 2015 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie.evans@ myflfamilies.com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of October, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #D256-Jeffrey Rogers II-Household goods #C195-Brenda Lucas-Household goods #B099Jerelene Jackson-Business inventory, and household #B112-Jesus VallejoHousehold items #C189-Janet HowellHousehold items #C232-Fernando Gusmao-Household items #B106-Lisa Book-Pictures, décor, and bed. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #02235 Lianna S Mendez Clothes,etc; #05082 Vanessa Devereaux hsehold furniture, boxes, etc; #02047 Tasha Robinson-Banks hsehold items; #02209 Gofery Butler clothing, computers; #08009 Esther Jones hsehold goods; #08041 Kagen Libby cabinets, table, car engine, etc; #02155 Harrun Majeed hsehold items/goods etc, #01046 Chanel Freeman queen & twin bed, TV stand, Boxes, sectional couch; #02119 Idris Coleman hsehold furniture, items etc 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #042 Laurie Kiner – household items #885 William Van III – Clothes #145 Ten 55 Productions Inc – household items #684 Cindy Welch – Household items #260 Randall Morrison - household items #653 James Kurzawinski – household items #026 Fredrick Robinson – household items #200 Corey Stegall- household items #821 Divel Laurent- household items #734 Veronica Villarroel- household items 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 3501 Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL. 32839 (407)839-5518 #1003- Gerald Simons (Clothing Boxes) #3035 – Mark Stephens (House hold Items) #1014 – Sallye Marbury (Furniture, Boxes) # 1045 – Sallye Marbury (Furniture, Boxes) #2001 – Oriana Milton (Household Items) #2013 – Sana Ahmed (Furniture, Clothes, Boxes, Goods) #2031 – Joanne Ivanoski (Household Items Misc.) # 4071 – Terry White (Household Items) #4011 – Michele Cooks (Furniture, Boxes, Household goods, Clothing) #3073 – Terrance Wilkinson (Clothing, Beds, Paintings) # 4057 Bernard Mcdonald (Household Goods) # 3031 – Kendra Smith (Household Goods) # 2007 – Sharhonda James (Household Goods) #1058 – Shekeru Liddie (Household Goods) #3098 – Sasha Cortes (Household Items) #2088B – Artimecia Hawk (Clothes) # 4078 – Jeff Hughes (Product Samples) #1104 – Vershonda Bell (Bags, Clothing, Tvs, and House hold Items) #1049- Amber Deters - 3 beds, stove, fridge, two dryers, washer, dressers. boxes, dining room table. 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #542 Kent Andre Boyer-Household Goods #813 Soloman Gomez- Clothes and Equipment 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #2087 Joseph Dinicola-Household goods #1065 Paula Taylor-Household goods and furniture #1117 Adebayo Fatila-Household goods #3111 Carline Charles-Household goods #4038 Kenneth Wesley-Computers #3173 Nicole Darrigo-Household goods #3133 Derek Roberts-Electronics and rims #4009 Jeffrey Pollock-Household goods #1107 Jeffrey Hall-Personal items #3105 Michael Martinez-Tools and electronics #4010 Stacy Oliver-Toys and e-bay items #1008 Lauren Anderson-Furniture #1031 Linda Street-Boxes and bins 10:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage

facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407)-333-4355 0468Charles Lightcap111- household goods, 0698-Grace Gaydenhousehold goods, 0456- Frederick Overall- household goods, 0449- Sergio Lowe- household goods, 0730-Junon Brutus- household goods, 0078-Miguel Machuca- household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807: CONTENTES MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS , GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday NOVEMBER 18,2015 at the times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST CLOUD- 350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34769AT10:00AM: PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST. CLOUD 501 Allen James Tyrer II, 1011 Gricelda A Siri, 1240 Robin Leinad Ocasio Perez, 1167 Deimary Diego, 1284 Angel Juan Rivera, 212 Anthony W Deleonardo, 1205 Viviana Socorro Castro Bermudez, 1323 Sophia Inez Reyes, 412 Saul R Rivera, 1063A Gary Robert Dufﬁeld, 1294 Brittany Marie Robarts PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 11:00AM:PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW #135 Sheila Joy Vasquez. #308 Steve Tuck. #565 Genevieve Margarete Yenkel. #702 Melissa Cushing PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744 AT 12:00 NOON: PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE UNIT 26 RANDY OMAR FONSECA MORENO, UNIT 58 CARLOS ARTURO OROZCO, UNIT 68DONNA MARIA BULLOCK, UNIT 71 HORLESEN O CHARLES, UNIT 80 ANEL A FERNANDEZ, UNIT 118 TONY EDEL NUNN JR. UNIT 123 VERONICA GINES, UNIT 207 IRMA I MATOS, UNIT 218 JOSE M RAMOS PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER: 932 DYER BLVD KISSIMMEE FL 34741 AT-1:30pm: PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER #3- Lisa Maria Johnson; #4- Denise Grant; #115- Cesar Quiñones Conrea; #402- Curtis Walter; #525- Domingo Nieves; #531- Edgar Fernandez; #1124- Douglas Shirey; #1220- Melanie Ortiz; #1229- Martin P Hanson; #1504- Shelly Martin PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE; 608 W VINE ST KISSIMMEE FL 34741- AT 2:30PM: PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE B760-Hasson Bedward, C847-Shirley A Cooper, C853Edward Cunningham Jr, C866-Zoraida Cobian, C867-Anshernette Edmond, D036-Nina Bonilla, D088-Michael Lowe, D118-Nelson Tirado-Colon, D120James Curtis, E916-Maricela Salinas, F215-Terry Parker, F232-Michael Lee, F241-Casey Miller, F269-Frank Guzman, G330-Jordan Langford, G331Elidawin Garcia, H356-Devon Bennett, H361-Juan Ramos, H368-Michael Mckinnon, H390-Otto Disla, H397-Luis Martel, H398-Richard Garcia Arce, H426-Sylvester Elliott, H452-Albert Dangerﬁeld, H470-Jaison Coates, H488-Estela Mueller, H490-Jeremy Zanone, I502-Edward Cunningham Jr, I551-Conan Luna, I556-Braqdley Hage, I565-Laura Caro, I588-Alison Torres Barreto, I592- Victor Miranda, J653Brian Walker.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNER/CAC CASE NO.: DP14-290 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.N. DOB: 11/29/2005, M.N. DOB: 08/02/2007, Children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Matthew Nelson: Address unknown, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on November 12, 2015 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie.evans@ myflfamilies.com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 7th day of October, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2015 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #706 Beverly RodriguezBins, Totes, Clothes, Wheelchair, Mattress #1602 Gabriel Taylor- household goods and furniture #551 Jasmine Couture- Clothes, Boxes, Household Items, Seasonal Deco #1820 Carlos Santiago- Bedroom sets, Dining, Living room, Electronics, Household Items. 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 13125 S. John Young Pkwy. Orlando, Fl. 32837 (407) 240-0958 #942-Penelope Hardhousehold items, furniture, #925-Micky Hollihan-household items, furniture, , #428-Corey Perry-music equipment, clothes, #427-Raul Villaloboshousehold items, #512-Marcel Aponte-household items, #962-Miguel Valerio-household items, #1011-Angela Webb-household items, #1074-Amanda Norris-household items, #2001-Brigitte Brown Henry-clothing, #658-Colin Stults, household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Signal 10 Towing and Recovery, Inc. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 11/18/2015 9:00:00 AM at 1505 Ross Ave, Kissimmee, FL 34744 pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. Signal 10 Towing and Recovery, Inc. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 2G1WF52E549284745 2004 CHEVROLET IMPALA

Public Notice Self Storage Zone /Powers Drive, 2650 N Powers Dr., Orlando, FL 32818 here by gives PUBLIC notice of the disposal for the default of lease agreement, pursuant to Florida statutes Section 83.801-83.809 on the following individuals:All items are House Hold Goods unless otherwise stated. Unit 410 Lisa Myers Unit 233 Tanisha Washington Unit 815 Cheryl Mcphaul Unit 75 Solidieu Jean Charles Unit 443 Sandra Alexandre Unit 154 Nicholas Barnes Unit 756 Patricia Clark Unit 727 Sheila Marcano Unit 210 Lloyd Jones Unit 745 Hanif Magee Unit 168 Jannie Paterson/Jannie Patterson Unit 808 Willser Hypolite Unit 70 Marie Therese Estime Unit 738 Cassetta Hall Unit 74 Solidieu Jean Charles Unit 834 Roderick Jenkins Unit 437 Latoya Davis Unit 623 Quanese Newton Unit 423 Nicole Petrus Unit 480 Belinda Sims Unit 128 Sherri White The undersigned will be auctioned on line at www.storagebattles.com until, Tuesday November 24, 2015 at 2:00 PM . Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone, 2650 N. Powers Drive, Orlando, FL 32818.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE LINKS AUTOMOTIVE INC. gives the Notice of Foreclosure Lein and intent to sell these vehicles on 11/16/15, 12:00 noon at 6366 All American Blvd. Orlando, FL 32810-4304, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. LINK’S AUTOMOTIVE INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. Silent auction, sealed bid only. 2007 Dodge 1B3HB48B17D571916 2003 Jeep 1J4GX58N43C508220 2007 Ford 1FAFP53U97A158946 1995 Lexus JT8UF22E0S0012140 1995 Buick 1G4HP52L2SH515908 2004 Yamaha YAMC9424K304 2004 Yamaha YAMC9325J304 2004 Yamaha YAMC9308I304 2004 Yamaha YAMC9165H304

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on November 20, 2015 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2011 Ford, Vin#3FADP4EJ0BM124636; 2009 Mazda, Vin#4F2CZ06G49KM02323; 1999 Pontiac, Vin#1G2NE52E2XC580782; 1997 BMW, Vin#WBAGJ8329VDL43992; 1995 Nissan, Vin#1N4BU31D3SC151521; 2008 Inﬁniti, Vin#JNKBV61E08M207711; 1997 Acura, Vin#020199; 2004 KIA, Vin#KNAFB121945311657; 2005 Jeep, Vin#1J4GL38K15W659099; 2007 Ford, Vin#1FAFP31N87W230299; 2002 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL11D12C121274;

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2009 Ford VIN# 3FAHP08Z39R122212 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on November 18, 2015, at 2250 East Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy Kissimmee, FL Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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Self Storage Zone/University, 11583 University Blvd, Orlando Fl., 32817 hereby gives notice that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below To enforce a lien imposed on said property under the Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Florida Section 83.801-83.809… The under signed will be auctioned online at www.storagebattles.com until Nov 24th,2015 @ 2:00pm. Said property has been stored and is located at Self Storage Zone 11583 University Blvd Orlando Fl 32817. Unit A011 Francisco Madrigal (Household) Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase in cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on NOVEMBER 25TH, 2015 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 1988 FORD VIN#1FDKE37H6JHB29933. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: 1# DANS AUTO RECYCLING LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 11/16/2015, 09:00 am at 18730 E COLONIAL DR ORLANDO, FL 32820-2624, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. 1# DANS AUTO RECYCLING LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1H2V02819FC006201 1984 FRUEHAUF CORP

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicle will be auctioned off at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F7, Orlando FL 32807, on December 6th 2015 at 9:00 am: 99 Acura vin: 19UUA5647XA053533; 13 Taotao vin: L9NTEACB8D1055508; 04 Yamaha vin: JYARJ06E74A015534 / 07 ASPT motorcycle vin: FLA61878, 04 Chrysler vin: 1C3EL46X14N323107

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicle will be auctioned off at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F7, Orlando FL 32807, on December 4th 2015 at 9:00 am: 02 VW vin: WVWPD63B02P044285

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2008 Pontiac VIN# 2G2WP552681118264 2010 Chevy VIN# 1G1ZB5EB2AF236620 2001 Mazda VIN# 1YVGF22DX15223234 1997 Jeep VIN# 1J4GZ58S0VC724732 2001 Ford VIN# 1FTNE24241HB32244 2000 Chrylser VIN# 2C3HD46RXYH122350 2000 Chevy VIN# 1GNDT13W8Y2193651 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on November 18, 2015, at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON NOVEMBER 20, 2015 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 900 S. KIRKMAN ROAD, ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 1210 – H.GUDZAN, 1405 – Y.DELVALLE, 1415 – B.DINKINS, 1513 - DOUBLETREE HOTEL, 1514 - DOUBLETREE HOTEL,1602 – E.HUNTER, 1612 – B.DINKEL, 2103 – R.TUNSTALL, 2109 – C.GRIFFIN, 2219 –B.LIN, 2314 – C.GOLDSON, 2411 – S.FARMER,3117 – R. MCCLOUD, 3408 – M.DALTON, 3506 –M.GREENE, 4107 – J.ENGRAM, 4124 – A.BETHUNE, 4415 – T.COUNCIL, 4502 –B.STATES, 4504 – C.SERGENT, 4612 – K.CARABELLO, 5105 – T.YAMBO, 5109 – K.ELIZZA, 6115 – B.WOOD, 7116 –D. BLUNT, 7117 – L.MOSBY. 5602 RALEIGH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:10 AM: 0025 – A.RIVERA, 0076 – W. BABINGTON, 0091 – D.WILLIAMS, 0096 – B.SCHRADER, 0112 – F. MILLS, 0149 – D. HOLT, 0157 – T.BANGO, 0188 – T.DIABY, 0211 – A. PRINCE, 0213 – M.RICHARDSON, 0214 –C. MCCALL,0233 – A.YOUNG,0237 – G.HOOD,0242 – J.DUCREAY, 0245 – R.DALCE,0254 – A.KING,0262 –E. BURNS, 0277 – C.EVANS, 0281 – C.RIVERA-AGOSTINI, 0300 – N.SMITH, 0306 – K.EDWARDS, 0309 –S. DORSEY, 0319 – A.MCDUFFIE, 0328 – G.NAPIER, 0336 – L.RHODEN, 0344 – J.CHAPMAN, 0355 – L.GUNNERSON, 0397 – T.BARTO, 0420 –P.FEATHERMAN, 0428 – K.ST LOUIS, 0438 – J.DOS SANTOS, 0458 –M. MCKENZIE, 0496 – M.SERRANO, 0504 – L.VIGO, 0509 –L. CHIPMAN, 0516 – L.BRYANT, 0537 –L. MARTINEZ, 0540 – N.SAMAROO, 0550 – R.NORMAN, 0556 – D.CLARK, 0560 – A.LEE, 0573 –J. STEPHENS. 5401 L.B. MCLEOD RD – ORLANDO, FL – 32811 – AT 8:20 AM : 1122 – I.TORRE, 1147 – T.WATERMAN, 1169 – S.JOHNSON, 2205 – P.BARRETT, 2218 – M.WELCH, 2220 – L.MITCHELL, 2223 – V.ADAMS, 2243 – J.PEREZ, 2244 – F.CARMONA, 2259 –D. DONTFRAID, 2264 – W.ANDREWS, 2328 – J.SANTIAGO, 2332 –I.SCOTT, 2341 – M.NORMAN. 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:30 AM: 0112 – J.WALDEN, 0122 – C.CONNAWAY, 0220 – D. WILLIAMS, 0302 – J.WALDEN, 0313 – J.WALDEN, 0504 – J.WALDEN, 0522 – I.MUSAWWIR, 0714 – C.ROSS, 0819 – R.SANTOS, 0843 –A. FLEURIDOR, 0844 – M.KWAMINA, 0848 – D.BRABEC, 0906 –M. MOTTIE, 0907 – R.LEE, 0909 – L.ROZIER, 1006 –T. SILK, 1018 – E.CHARLES JR, 1031 – T.BURNS, 1033 – G.BAUTISTA, 1110 – J.MITCHELL, 1118 –M. ROSADO, 1133 – E.NORTON, 1134 –T. FELTON, 1136 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER, 1138 – K.BRYANT, 1205 - MILLENIA SURGERY CENTER, 1238 – R.YOUNG, 1337 – G.HAMBLIN, 1430 – J.THOMAS. 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:40 AM: A028 – S.BAKER, C159 – G.QUILES, C174 – E.SAFFELL, C183 – C.CHRISMAN, D158 –B. RIVERA, D162 – M.LYNN, D174 – S.THOMAS, E223 – E.HEDBLOM, E230 – J.CLORE, E234 –S. HARRIGAN, E252 – SUPLOVE, F094 – V.FOUCHE.

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