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Rethink the Princeton drops legal appeal of proposed College Park apartment complex

ometime it’s true what they say: You can’t fight City Hall. Not unless you have deep pockets to defend yourself in the event of legal action. Last week, Rethink the Princeton, a grass-roots nonprofit organization that formed in late 2014 to fight an apartment complex planned for a sliver of land in College Park, voluntarily dismissed its court case against the project after it says the city and the developer threatened to pursue them for legal fees should they fail in court. Rethink the Princeton opposed the complex because they said it was not in keeping with the neighborhood’s needs or character. It didn’t offer any new mixeduse spaces, they pointed out, instead relying on an existing CVS on Princeton Street to claim that the project incorporated street-level retail space in its design. The organization also felt that the project, which aims to create a 206-unit “walkable condo-style community for young professionals and empty nesters,” was simply too big for the already congested area. Last year, after the city approved plans from Pollack Shores (the Atlanta-based developer that also built Steelhouse in downtown Orlando) for the complex, Rethink the Princeton filed suit, claiming among other things that the project was inconsistent with the neighborhood’s comprehensive plan. In September, a judge dismissed part of the group’s suit, and last week Rethink the Princeton announced that it had been “forced to end” its legal appeal because the city and developer threatened to seek legal fees from the citizens’ group if it didn’t drop the case. “[Court] motions state that if Rethink the Princeton does not drop its legal appeal within 21 days, both the city and

Pollack Shores will come after the organization and three College Park residents named in the appeal for legal fees and damages,” the organization wrote in a letter released on Nov. 12. “However unlikely it is that their ‘frivolous lawsuit’ claim would be successful in court, significant resources would have to be diverted to protect all residents involved from this threat. According to our attorney, the legal and financial risk must be taken seriously, potentially costing hundreds of thousands of dollars.” On Nov. 10, court records show Rethink the Princeton dismissed its case, with all parties agreeing to shoulder their own legal fees. Rethink the Princeton also waived the right to refile the case. It did not, however, waive the right to speak about it in public, which is what its members have been doing ever since. The group has been vocal in the media, and it held a rally on Nov. 13 at the corner of Princeton Street and Ann Arbor Avenue to protest the city’s actions. The city, however, is content with how things played out. “The City of Orlando is pleased with the outcome of the litigation and that it supports the work of our residents who spent several months developing the Edgewater Task Force Vision Plan,” says city spokeswoman Cassandra Lafser. “The Orlando City Council approved this project based on that vision and the developer’s changes to the project that ensured it complied with that vision and addressed community concerns.” – Erin Sullivan

Florida A&M University holds a “ban the box” forum

nyone who’s ever stayed up late watching reruns of Judge Greg Mathis on TV knows his familar show introduction. “I was raised in the streets,” Mathis

says. “Arrested several times as a kid. But I didn’t give up. I went from jail to judge in 15 years.” That line makes the transition sound simple, but Mathis told listeners at a Florida A&M University forum in Orlando last week that he struggled to get where he is today because of the box that appears on job and college applications that asks whether the applicant has ever been convicted of a crime. Mathis spoke as part of FAMU’s Ban the Box: Removing Barriers to Re-entry event, which featured a panel of judges, law professors and a psychologist who discussed how checking the prior criminal record box on an application keeps ex-offenders from employment and educational opportunities. Even if their applications are otherwise impeccable, panelists point out, applicants are often not even considered if that box is checked. In May, the city of Orlando banned the box from all city job applications. All applicants will still undergo a background check. Earlier this month, President Barack Obama also banned the box for federal agencies, prohibiting them from asking applicants about their criminal records until later in the hiring process. After finishing law school and passing the Michigan Bar Exam, Mathis says he was denied a license to practice because

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he had checked the box asking if had prior convictions. “I also checked the second box underneath that asked if you had your crime expunged,” he says. “I was still denied a fair second chance by the Michigan Bar because of my youthful record.” Mathis ultimately got his license after a three-year struggle and eventually became a Michigan District Court Judge. Another panelist, Dr. Anthony Dixon, author of Up From Incarceration, says he was denied a job at a gas station after he finished his master’s degree. “I had already been accepted to Indiana University with a full fellowship, and you’re telling me I can’t pump gas?” he says. Belvin Perry, the former chief judge of Florida’s Ninth Judicial Circuit, says one repeat drug offender told him he tried to get a job when he was released, but couldn’t because of his criminal background. Tired of asking his mother for money, the young man took the only job offered to him – selling drugs. “We want people to pay their debt to society,” Perry says. “But why do we shackle and chain them to their past when we say we want to rehabilitate them? If we truly believe in second chances, then why won’t we give them second chances?” – Monivette Cordeiro NOV. 18-24, 2015

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BY J ESS i C A B RYC E Yo uNG rifle Paper Co. 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, 407-622-7679, riflepaperco.com

ifle Paper Co. has been a hometown favorite since 2009, when Anna Bond and her husband, Nathan, launched their design studio out of a garage apartment. Rifle is now a thriving stationery business with international recognition, but it’s nice to know we locals can stop by the tiny flagship shop in Hannibal Square to peruse the newest calendars, cards and paper goods, along with a smart selection of gifts by other makers. illustrated Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, $30 A large-scale, dust-jacketed edition of Lewis Carroll’s longbeloved story of kittens, drugs, caterpillars and tea parties is dressed up with 70 whimsical illustrations by Anna Bond.

Ten10 Brewery’s Spent Brewer’s Grain, $6 for a half-pound Brewer’s grain has a variety of domestic uses that could inspire the project-fueled homemaker, including baking, composting, gardening and for any dog lovers, making dog treats. Joy of Garlic’s Mediterranean Specialties, $10 for 10 ounces Sharing old secret family recipes, Joy of Garlic’s Mediterranean Specialties, from olive tapenade to fire-roasted tomatoes bruschetta, can be either go-tos for entertaining or inspiration for home kitchen experimenters. Collective Kindness candle, $12-$25 (or $30 for three) Candles aren’t the most inspired gift, but if you find the right scent, you can legitimately shift a person’s lifestyle because scent tugs on memory hard. Consider gifting these more imaginative burns, like Bamboo & White Grapefruit, Sea Salt & Lotus, and curious blends like Dragon’s Blood or Harvest Moon.

BY ASHLEY BEL A N G ER Market on South 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968, marketonsouth. com

hat’s special about quaint new contender Market on South is that from the moment you step inside, it feels lovingly shaped, like entering the foyer of an emotionally invested homemaker. Fittingly, the gift items you’ll encounter on the market’s modest shelves would work for any such type you’ve got on your gift list this year. What’s more, the crafted offerings that form the core of the market resonate with the kind of care and attention we always hope our gifts will convey. Live Edge Designs cutting boards, $65-$75 Live Edge Designs reclaims trees destroyed by storms or left behind by man’s intrusive force and crafts them into gorgeous furniture and home accents imbued with craftsman John Lore’s awe of the trees he cuts from.

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Recipe tin with cards and dividers, $34 Truly special recipes deserve better than an email forward or a soulless computer-paper printout, and Rifle’s floral-patterned tin is a worthy repository. Treat them right and start a tradition by recording all of your specialties – family or otherwise – on the included cards. Patterned writing pencils, $12 Write on! This set of 12 pencils, dressed in Rifle’s celebrated floral patterns, make the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone who still enjoys making lists the old-fashioned way.

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BY E R i N S u L L i vA N Gallery on the edge 2300 Edgewater Drive, 407-615-4683, facebook.com/galleryontheedge

his gallery, owned by the same folks who recently opened the Shoppes at College Park, is one of the best places to find eclectic and quirky jewelry, art and gifts. If you’ve got someone on your list who already has everything, check here – chances are, your gift recipient doesn’t have a science-themed needlepoint, a silver tree centerpiece twisted out of thick wire or Underdog earrings.

Merry & Bright sea glass holiday print, $20 and up Spruce up your holiday decor with these super-cute holiday prints with sea-glass accents. Choose from cute Christmas trees and wreaths made with hunks of bottle-green glass, or pick these adorable reindeer made with brown glass. The perfect gift for a Martha Stewart-mom-type.

Storm Trooper needlepoint, $55 If you have a Star Wars geek to buy for – or a needlepoint freak, for that matter – here’s something nobody else is gifting them this year. Everyone will marvel at the simplicity and brilliance of this masterpiece. Dog-themed pendants, bracelets and earrings, $10-$18 Gallery on the Edge has a variety of cute – not tacky – dog-related jewelry on display right now. We love this sleek poodle pendant (also available in greyhound), and the Underdog earrings are adorable.

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BY AS H L E Y BE L A N GER kick Bright Shop & Buttons at artegon Marketplace 5250 International Drive, facebook.com/kickbrightzineshop

he rush of encountering an object that transports you back in time can create guilty-pleasure greed in treasure seekers who specialize in digging up vintage toys and retro pop-culture items. If one of these types makes it on your holiday shopping list, get thee to Kick Bright Shop & Buttons in Artegon Marketplace. Shop owners Jeffrey and Kristin Howard sell directly from their personal collection of oddities and retro artworks, unearthing the sort of gems that jolt your memory in the best way possible. Collectible glassware, $6 each For anyone who remembers heaping Welch’s grape jelly onto their toast to drink from the Tom & Jerry glass that contained it, these glasses share the same spunk, branded with characters like Popeye, Sylvester, Donald Duck and more. Alf puzzle, $12 Comically positioned in the case behind a pair of ceramic cats, this Alf puzzle (featuring the beloved ’80s TV-show alien as a baseball player) will light up the eyes of any gift opener who ever uttered, “Haaa! I kill me!”

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“Ronnie Bear,” $150 This creepy, unusual take on a teddy bear is from 1981 and features the rubber-faced mug of Ronald Reagan. We’d never suggest you tarnish an old collectible, but it’d be something if you Build-a-Bear-rigged it so it said, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” each time your gift recipient gave him a squeeze. Buttons, $8 for 5 or $15 for 10 Shake up the “stocking stuffer” tradition by pinning these nostalgia-tinged buttons to your loved one’s stocking, featuring quirky designs from Shel Silverstein illustrations to Florida postcards to film icons and much more to flood a range of personalities with unusual cherished memories.

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BY ERiN SuLLivA N The Shoppes of College Park 2308 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-2570

ew kid on the block the Shoppes of College Park is unique in that it’s not one owner, one store – instead, there are multiple vendors showing their wares in this Edgewater Drive storefront, and each mini shop has its own distinctive specialty. From clothing (check out the two shops in the alcoves toward the back of the store for some cute tops and jackets) to jewelry to home decor, this little spot covers a lot of bases. And the prices can’t be beat. That makes it the perfect place for shopping multi-tasking: Find something for practically every taste in one location, plus maybe a little something for yourself. Canvas elephant clutch, $26 There are actually tons of cute bags for sale at the Shoppes – everything from simple leather totes to brightly colored clutches – but the cute elephant clutch is super fun. The elephants give it a sense of humor, and the patent leather embellishment gives it some class.

“My dog found me at the shelter” sign, $15 Everybody knows somebody who’d appreciate this painted sign – that friend with the “Who rescued whom?” bumper sticker on their vehicle, the family member who has the “Wipe your paws” welcome mat, the sibling whose favorite T-shirt reads, “I like big mutts and I cannot lie,” etc. Succulent air sphere planter, $17 These tiny, adorable planters are virtually foolproof – hang them in a window or office with bright, filtered light and spritz them with water once a week or so and they’ll thrive. The perfect gift for your favorite cubicle dweller. Locket watch, $20 These adorable, functional watches are vintagestyled but have a little bit of modern bling that keeps them from falling into steampunk territory. Typewriter key bracelet, $58 This bracelet is a cute and clever reuse of the keys of an old typewriter. So adorable that we want to gift it to all of our writerly friends.

Tennessee Moonshine scented candle, $12 Don’t let the name fool you – these quirky gel candles, “hand poured by Tennessee hillbillies,” don’t stink of booze. But they are scented like some of the various flavors you could imagine moonshine coming in, like apple pie, blueberry cobbler, butterscotch and root beer.

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BY T H A D DE u S M CCo LLuM Gods & Monsters, Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive, 407-270-6273, godmonsters.com ThinkGeek Florida Mall, 8001 S. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-826-4124

rlando got a double shot of additions to its nerdy emporia selection this year, with Gods & Monsters opening at the Artegon Marketplace in June and the first brick-and-mortar outpost of popular online store ThinkGeek cutting its ribbon at the Florida Mall in September. The two stores differ widely in atmosphere and selection, but if you’ve got a favorite nerd that you’re obligated to drop some cash on this holiday season, both stores deserve a look. Spider Jerusalem bust, $1,250 Gods & Monsters wants to be the go-to hangout for those interested in comics or tabletop gaming (with a full schedule of noteworthy events on their calendar), but their selection of those things leaves a lot to be desired. You’ll find a better comic selection at pretty much any other comic store, and the gaming section looks to have been recently gutted to make room for Star Wars action figures. Where Gods & Monsters shines, however, is its dedication to local artists. The Transmetropolitan Gallery area features works from local artists like Vaughn Belak and Tony Taylor alongside renowned artists like Menton3 and Ben Templesmith. We can’t think of a better way to show your support for the gallery than to pick up this 3D-printed bust of the chain-smoking, drug-popping journalist from the namesake cult classic series, Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson’s Transmetropolitan, by local artist and animator James Inziello. It may not be cheap, but it’s definitely one-of-a-kind. Doctor Who and Star Trek minifridges, $149.99 each ThinkGeek makes its money not by selling the content of fandom – you’ll find nary a graphic novel, video game or Blu-Ray disc here – but by hawking neat stuff based on licensed properties. So if you want to watch Doctor Who or Star Trek, get Netflix. But if you want to keep your Nuka Cola cold and within reach of the couch while you binge on Fallout 4 and Battlefront over the next few months, get one of these mini-fridges shaped like either the T.A.R.D.I.S. or a Borg Cube. We tried resisting the cool LED lights built into the Borg ship replica, but it was futile.

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Ten local markets where you’re bound to find something for everyone on your list by Marissa Ma hon ey

Nov. 18 robots and rainbows art show Check out the bright and vibrant artwork on display at BART. The eclectic collection, which will include upcycled robot sculptures, unicorn shoes and more, is up for grabs, so get your shopping done early, play some Galaga, have a nice cold pint and wait for the holiday season to blow over. Wednesday; BART, 1205 N. Mills Ave; 407-7962522; bartcade.com; free

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C-note Collection This grab-and-go art show is all about bolstering local artists. With all art prints priced at $100 or less, you won’t have to go broke to provide your loved ones with the gift of culture. 8 p.m. Saturday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; 407-4233060; thefalconbar.com; free Mcrae art studios’ holiday Fine art sale Ditch the mall and head to McRae Art Studios as they open up 23 artist studios just in time for holiday shopping. Browse through the huge selection of paintings, photographs, mixed media, jewelry and more. 4-9 p.m. Saturday; McRae Art Studios, 904 Railroad Ave., Winter Park; 407-599-9956; mcraeartstudios.com; free

Nov. 28 breakfast with santa Bring the kids to East End Market to spend some quality time with Santa Claus. Enjoy a cup of hot chocolate while listening to Santa share holiday stories. When you aren’t snapping pictures with the big guy, indulge in some dancing and

gift-making. 8:30 a.m. and 11 a.m. Saturday; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; 321-236-3316; eastendmkt.com; $20-$35

Dec. 4 small Things Considered A plethora of local artists puts 10-inch-by-10-inch paintings up for sale at Arts on Douglas’ annual holiday extravaganza, which also features ceramics, decorative glass, etchings and more. Who doesn’t love bite-sized art in their stocking? Friday, through Jan. 9; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net; free

Dec. 5-6 6th annual holiday boutique This festive boutique offers a trove of unique hand-crafted gifts made by Florida artisans. Come hungry – there’s going to be a holiday soup café and baked goods. 4-8 p.m. Saturday, and noon-4 p.m. Sunday; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. 17-92, DeBary; 386-668-5553; gatewaycenter forthearts.org; free 15th annual Crealdé holiday art sale The Crealdé holiday market meets all your artisanal gift needs as local artists display pottery, sculptures, paintings, jewelry, prints and more. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday, and 11 a.m.4 p.m. Sunday; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd.; 407-671-1886; crealde.org; free

Dec. 6 big bang bazaar More than 100 crafters, artisans, artists and more hawk their wares at this indie arts, crafts

and vintage bazaar. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd., Sanford; 407-906-3244; bigbangazaar.net; free sparkle Market Dandelion Communitea Café does the holidays right: live music, local handmade gifts and delicious food. Forget Apple, buy local. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; Dandelion Communitea Café, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; 407-362-1864; dandelion communitea.com; free

Dec. 12 Central Florida artisans’ Guild holiday Craft show This annual event at the quaint ABA’s Attic Boutique brings together dozens of local artists who pride themselves on their respective crafts – jewelry, tasty treats, knitting and much more. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday; ABA’s Attic Boutique, 3183 S. Conway Road; 321-2367473; abasattic.com; free

Dec. 13 Grandma Party bazaar It may seem like just any Stardust Video & Coffee event with local favorites like Wet Nurse and Timothy Eerie rocking the house, but Grandma Party’s main appeal is the hand-picked local, handmade and vintage vendors whose goods are sure to please any eclectic collector on your holiday list. 10 a.m. Sunday; Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407-623-3393; grandmapartybazaar. tumblr.com; free

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Sometimes you’re in the chips; sometimes, not so much. Orlando Weekly editors share their holiday destination picks … and how they can be re-created at home bleached trash you’d find in a desert gully – cigarette packs, chip bags – brighten them back up, and elevate them to keeper status.

Palm Desert, California airfare (Orlando to Palm Springs) from $551 (quote via expedia.com)

hile we swelter in Florida’s humidity, I’m always dreaming of the dry sands and big skies of California’s Hi-Desert, the region including Twentynine Palms, Joshua Tree and Pioneertown. But December and January are high season there, and over the holidays Joshua Tree National Park gets crowded with tourists and my favorite place to stay, the 29 Palms Inn, is booked up by fashion people doing magazine shoots a year in advance. So while I plan my March or October vacation, this Christmas I’ll just make my own desert oasis here at home. Florida Cactus, Inc. 2542 Peterson Road, Apopka, 407-886-1833 A cluster of maybe a dozen huge greenhouses, stuffed with all the succulents your thorny heart could desire. Florida Cactus is set up as a wholesale operation, so don’t expect much in the way of fawning customer service – just grab a tray and fill it up.

Ceramic planters by Hello Happy Plants Full range at Etsy shop Hello Happy Plants (for local pickup contact hellohapplyplants@gmail. com), or selected pieces at Owl’s Attic, 4031 Forsyth Road, Winter Park, theowlzattic.com What to put your new succulents in? These hand-thrown and hand-painted ceramic planters by Orlando maker Kelsey Somebody are witty and irreverent. They take the sun-

High on Fire 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 15, at the Social, 54 N. Orange Ave., 407-246-1419, thesocial.org, $20 Technically, they’re from Oakland, not the desert, but High on Fire packs enough mescalineand-Sabbath sludge into their stoner rock to hold their own in the scene begat by Kyuss. Calling Me Home: Gram Parsons and the Roots of Country Rock, by Bob Kealing Parson was a guiding light of the desert scene in the early 1970s (even, sadly, choosing to end his life at the Joshua Tree Inn on Twentynine Palms Highway; those of a morbid slant can still rent his room, No. 8) but he was a Florida boy born and bred. Local author Kealing not only published this biography of the Grievous Angel, he was also instrumental in the Derry Down Project, which recently revived the Winter Haven youth center where Parsons first played in his teens.

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Do It Yourself: 50 Projects by Designers and Artists edited by Thomas Bärnthaler (Phaidon, 224 pages) One of my favorite things about this particular desert region is the high concentration of artists. Every other year, Andrea Zittel and a group of other local artists organize the High Desert Test Sites, an art festival of a sort that requires some serious driving and hiking – it’s installed throughout the desert, in far-flung and often wayoff-road locales. This new Phaidon book contains 50 DIY projects outlined by artists ranging from John Baldessari to Maurizio Cattelan, for a holiday break I can fill with small artistic undertakings. Pins and patches from the VNM Vanner enamel pin, $6, and Zero Fucks Given embroidered patch, $5, thevnm.com Local badasses the VNM specialize in wellmade accessories for discerning dirtbags; their pins and patches will finish that tattered jean jacket to perfection. – Jessica Bryce Young

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Costa Rica airfare (Orlando to San Jose) from $339 (quote via expedia.com)

f you (or your intended gift recipient) would rather sleep swaying on a hammock by the beach than over the blankets in a stuffy Florida bedroom waiting for Santa, a trip to Costa Rica would shake the sheets on every snoozing holiday routine. Ziplining by day and beer-bombing Imperials in quaint surf towns like Jaco by night sounds like the stuff wish lists are made of. That sort of adventuring requires a certain budget, though, and while Florida may not have the mountain views, it is similarly temperate enough that you can squint into the sun and pretend you’re sweating out the season like a true tico. Check out these spots where you can find a taste of Costa Rica right here in Central Florida to make the holidays a special time for the person on your list who’d rather sip natural juice made from frutas tipicas than the Kool-Aid being poured over every hot gift list trending this year.

Zip Orlando $69; 4509 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Kissimmee; 407-808-4947; ziporlando.com; $69 Designed by a father and son team from similarly mountainous Hawaii, this Kissimmee zip line adventure has day and night options and touts a new tour that they say is the fastest, longest and highest zip lines in Florida. Skyebird juices $6-$10; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; 407-960-2861; skyebird.com Although you won’t find deeply tropical fruits like carambola or maranon in Skyebird’s offerings, their imaginative juices like the Tropical Kale or Tropical Turmeric could do the trick as a worthy substitute for green coconut beachside sipping. AirBNB in Cocoa Beach $90-$180, airbnb.com As groan-inducing as staycations are, Florida’s beaches are best enjoyed in beachfront properties, so splurging on an AirBNB at Cocoa Beach inspires a similar pura vida vibe with less legwork. Fat Cat Foods hot sauces $6.99 various locations, fatcatfoods.com While salsa lizano is the tabletop craving in Costa Rica, the inventive hot sauces Fat Cat cooks up occasionally hit some tropical notes, like their Papaya Pequin Passion, and will spice up your desayuno of rice and beans just as memorably. – Ashley Belanger

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ith a population of 1.2 billion people, 780 major languages and more than 2,000 different ethnic groups, India is a nation with a rapidly developing modern culture that’s rooted firmly in its past. For a couple thousand bucks, you can book a flight and luxurious hotel in the country’s capital, New Delhi, or Mumbai, the city formerly known as Bombay. Once you’re out of Orlando, you get to be the annoying tourist you’ve always secretly wanted to be, and you can visit some of India’s gems, like the Taj Mahal in Agra or Harmandir Sahib, also known as the Golden Temple, in Amritsar. Or ditch the historical landmarks and take a tour of Bollywood, the country’s Hindi-language film industry, where you might get lucky and spot the King of Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan. For a modern twist on traditional Indian cuisine, dine at New Delhi’s Indian Accent, where Chef Manish Mehrotra leads one of the best restaurants in South Asia. There’s nothing quite like the in-your-face explosion of sights and sounds in India, and this trip is worth every penny. However, saving a few grand for a trip across the world probably isn’t feasible when you’re eating Ramen noodles every other night. If you can’t afford to make your holiday-travel wishes come true with a trip to India, with a little creativity you can at least be there in spirit.

Watch Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge $8.99 Netflix subscription This Indian classic centers on a young couple, Raj and Simran, who fall in love while traveling through Europe. The problem: Simran’s already engaged to the son of her father’s best friend. Listen to Lata Mangeshkar’s 2014 album The Nightingale of India Lata Mangeshkar, Best of Her Evergreen Bollywood Hit Songs, $9.99 on iTunes With a career spanning more than five decades, Mangeshkar is India’s most well-known and beloved playback singers. Try the bagara baingan at Tamarind Indian Cuisine $12, 501 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-207-0760; tamarindfl.com This delectable dish consists of baby eggplant cooked in sauce of sesame seeds, coconut, tamarind red chili and spices. Tame those bushes around your eyes with threading $10-12, Rashmi’s Beauty and Boutique, 4734 S. Kirkman Road, 321-945-6476 Originally from Central Asia and India, threading is pretty easy to learn on your own from YouTube, but it’s best you go with an expert. You’ll get not only the results, but also the experience of this hair-removal art form. Wander the aisles of Apna Bazar grocery store 9404 Orange Blossom Trail, 407-856-0238; 1155 W. State Route 434, Longwood; 407-260-2644; apnabazarcashandcarry.com It’s no Indian marketplace, but in Central Florida, it’s the next best thing. Wander the aisles and dream you’re in another land – or better yet, purchase some of your favorite Indian groceries and bring a little bit of South Asia home with you. – Monivette Cordeiro CONTINUED ON PaGe 40

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Have dinner at Fiddler’s Green 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-645-2050, fiddlersgreen.pub) or The Harp and Celt Irish Pub and Restaurant (25 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-481-2928, harpandcelt.com) The Irish aren’t really known for their culinary prowess, but there’s something irresistible about the warm, homey food that populates the menu of any Irish pub worth its Guinness. In addition to the traditional offerings – cottage pies, Irish stews, fish and chips, bangers and mash – both of these local Irish eateries offer

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menu items that put a twist on the old standards. Bonus: Check the events calendar on Fiddler’s Green’s website to find out when traditional Irish music will be flowing along with the beer. Check out a hurling match The Orlando Gaelic Athletic Association is keeping the ancient Gaelic sport of hurling – something like field hockey – alive in Central Florida. Fall training at Blue Jacket Park in Winter Park just started last month, and it’s free to watch. Better yet, you could join. Keep tabs on the league’s activities at orlando.florida.gaa.ia. Take Irish dancing lessons at Hendricks School of Irish Dancing Turning Point Studio, the Springs Plaza, 145 Wekiva Springs Road, #145, Longwood, 407-620-8249, hendricksschool.com Do you know how to dance a jig? How about a hornpipe or a ceili? Invest in some lessons from Hendricks, which teaches toddlers

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through adults, and you’ll be ready to show off your moves at an Irish Feis in no time. Read The Dead by James Joyce This classic tale by Ireland’s most confounding novelist centers on a dinner and dance held by a pair of elderly sisters in Dublin at Christmastime. Pick up some real tea and sweets at the British Shoppe 809 N. Mills Ave., 407-898-1634, thebritishshoppe.com Yeah, yeah, we know – it’s British, not Irish. But the British Shoppe is a tiny storefront packed tight with all sorts of goodies available in Ireland and the UK. Pick up a box of PG Tips or Barry’s teas for a good, strong cup (this is no “dishwater tea,” as my Irish mom calls the American stuff), and while you’re at it, indulge in some Cadbury Crunchie bars, Frys Turkish Delights and maybe some Jammie Dodgers. Yum. Staying home for the holidays is actually pretty delicious. – Erin Sullivan feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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here’s no culture quite so fond of nostalgia and storytelling as the Irish. So if you’ve got Irish relatives, chances are you’ve spent many a holiday season regaled with tales of the good (or maybe even bad) old days back home. I’ve heard enough stories about the fickle Saint Nicholas and unforgettable Christmas puddings and feasts of Epiphany and Boxing Day celebrations that I often dream of traveling to Ireland some Christmas and get a taste of what the real-deal Irish holiday traditions are like firsthand – before they’re all wiped out by an increasingly homogenous cul-

ture that seems to be creeping up on everything these days. Perhaps one of these days I’ll make it, but it certainly won’t be this year. Orlando isn’t such a hub for Irish culture as some other cities (Boston, New York), but if you look around a little, you can certainly improvise. Here are a few ways to bring a little bit more green (and white and gold) to this holiday season.

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Nov. 5-Dec. 13 Annual Holiday Craft Show Enjoy handmade items by local artisans, free entry, free parking and weekly raffle prizes. Jewelry, wreaths, ornaments, fabric crafts and home decorations are just a few of the many wonderful gifts available for purchase. Mondays-Saturdays, 11 am-6 pm, Sundays, noon-4 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; free; 407-8466257; osceolaarts.org.

Nov. 6-jaN. 3 The Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights Glide through the Streets of America and soak in the radiant beauty of this beloved tradition for its final holiday hurrah. Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, 351 S. Studio Drive, Lake Buena Vista;

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Nov. 8-Dec. 18 Jingle Cruise During the holidays, the Jungle Cruise features festive surprises around every turn. Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407824-4321; disneyworld.com. Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party Join Mickey and all your favorite Disney characters at this festive winter celebration on select nights for live entertainment, spectacular fireworks and an oh-sojolly holiday parade. Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-8244321; disneyworld.com.

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Forever Plaid: Plaid Tidings This musical comedy offers the best of Forever Plaid tied up in a nifty package with a big Christmas bow on top. Various times and dates; Winter Park Playhouse, 711 Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.

Nov. 13-Nov. 22 Festival of Trees The museum is transformed into a wonderland replete with sparkling trees and vignettes by the area’s top designers, as well as festive decor for visitors of all ages. Check their beautiful collection out while the museum’s all decked out. Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave; $10; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Light Up UCF Winter carnival with ice skating, pictures with Santa, rides, games, movies and more. Prices for activities vary. CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd; free$19.95; 407-823-6006. Wreath Display and Silent Auction Features wreaths designed by some of Florida’s top artists, interior designers and horticulturalists that you can bid on. 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; free; 407.246.2620; leugardens.org.

Nov. 14-Dec. 27 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Musical You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall

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Nov. 16-jaN. 4 Christmas at the Leu House Local interior designers deck the halls of the Leu House Museum. The 11-room estate is adorned with holiday trimmings, Christmas trees and unique decorations to inspire visitors. 10 am-4 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; $10; 407-2462620; leugardens.org.

Nov. 18 Robots & Rainbows Evan and Christie Miga present an array of one-of-a-kind gifts, perfect for the holidays or just to keep for yourself.

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Nov. 20 Devin the Dude, Potluck, DJ BMF Hip-hop. 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $15-$18; willspub.org. Disney Frozen Sing Along Watch the popular movie and sing along with everyone else. 6-9 pm; The Grove Orlando, 4744 S. Apopka Vineland Road; free. Winter in the Park Enjoy ice skating in the middle of Winter Park. 3-10 pm; Central Park’s West Meadow, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $12; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Nov. 20-jaN. 10 Winter in the Park: Miracle on Ice More of a hockey movie than a holiday movie, but hey, there’s ice, right? 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Nov. 21 C-Note Collection Original art and framed prints under $100, just in time for the holidays. 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St; free; 407-423-3060. Gaylord Palms ICE! Sneak Peek See ICE! before anyone in Orlando during this exclusive overnight event including dinner at Moor, atrium view accommodations, drinks, valet parking and first-look ICE! access. 6:30 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W.

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Jingle Eve Enjoy wine and whiskey tastings at more than 20 different locations throughout Ivanhoe Village while taking in holiday performances, visiting Santa’s workshop and checking out local businesses. 5-10 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $15; ivanhoevillage.org.

The Wizards of Winter Symphonic holiday rock concert featuring original members of Trans-Siberian Orchestra. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $29.50-$49.50; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

McRae Holiday Open House McRae Art Studios opens its doors to the public for their annual holiday open house and sale. 4-9 pm; McRae Art Studios, 904 Railroad Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-5999956; mcraeartstudios.com. Thanksgiving Potluck and Tinker Afternoon Bring yummy food to share, and drop in on the Christmas crafting workshop happening in the FamiLAB classroom. 1-6 pm; FamiLAB, 1355 Bennett

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short story by O. Henry. 7 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $7-$12; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

Nov. 24 Thanksgiving Flowers & Wine Eileen Tongson of FarmGal Flowers demonstrates how to make a fall centerpiece for the Thanksgiving table with seasonal flowers. Create your own masterpiece while enjoying local wine. 6:30-8:30 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $69.23; 321236-3316; eastendmkt.com.

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Nov. 24-jaN. 3 Christmas at Gaylord Palms Holiday displays including over 2 million twinkling lights and larger-than-life decorations, visits with Santa, Cirque Dreams UnWrapped live show, ICE! featuring ’Twas the Night Before Christmas, Alpine Rush snow tubing and more. 10 am-8 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; $28.99-$44.99; 407-586-4423; christmasatgaylordpalms.com.

Nov. 25 A Leg Up for Jenn On Thanksgiving Eve, Will’s Pub and Lil Indies donate all of their proceeds from 9-11 pm to help with medical bills for beloved bartender Jennifer Harton. 9-11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; various menu prices; willspub.org. Turkey Trot Pub Crawl Join a pub crawl the night before Thanksgiving so you have a good story to tell Grandma the next morning. 8 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd; $15-$20; 407-839-0080; orlandopubcrawl.com.

Nov. 26 Seniors First Turkey Trot 5K A 5K fun run to raise money for programs that support senior citizens’ health and independence. Join in the costume and turkey call contests to win trophies. 7-10 am; Lake Eola Park, North Rosalind Avenue and East Washington Street; $27-$35; 407-615-8979; turkeytrotorlando.com. Thanksgiving Brunch A gourmet Thanksgiving brunch buffet with far more than your traditional turkey and mashed pota-

toes. 11 am-4 pm; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $70; 407-284-1234. Thanksgiving Day Brunch at the Alfond Inn This colossal brunch features antipastos, salads, seafood, carving stations, a hot buffet and a dessert station. Located in the Main Park Ave. Ballroom with chef stations located in the Conservatory. Two Seatings: 11 am-1 pm and 2:30 pm-4:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $79; 407-9988090; thealfondinn.com. Thanksgiving Dinner for Everyone A vegan and nonvegan Thanksgiving buffet. Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave; $25.99; 407893-4994; drunkenmonkey coffee.com.

Nov. 27 Skanksgiving: Yugoskavia!, UNRB, Askultura, Control This!, Sketchie There’s no place like ska for the holidays. 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8; 407322-7475; drinkatwestend.com.

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Winter in the Park: Eight Below Brutal cold forces two Antarctic explorers to leave their team of sled dogs behind as they fend for their survival. 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Nov. 27-Dec. 30 Candlelight Processional Hear the stirring story of Christmas as told by a celebrity narrator, accompanied by a 50-piece orchestra and mass choir. Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-8244321; disneyworld.com. Holidays Around the World Ring in the season as World Showcase comes alive with holiday traditions from around the globe. Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-8244321; disneyworld.com.

Nov. 27-jaN. 3 Christmas Carillon Concerts Geert D’hollander performs 30-minute Christmas music concerts on the 60-bell singing tower. Thursdays-Sundays, 1 & 3 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $12-$18; 863-676-1408; boktowergardens.org. Holiday Home Tour at Pinewood Estate The 20-room, Mediterranean-style mansion is decorated by volunteers and sponsored designers with this year’s design theme: To Grandfather’s House We Go! Includes admission to Bok Tower Gardens. 10 am-5 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $20; 863-676-1408; boktowergardens.org.

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8:30 & 11 am; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $20-$35; 321-236-3316; eastendmkt.com. Orlando Philharmonic: Home for the Holidays An annual Central Florida tradition, Home for the Holidays is back with audience favorites Albert George Schram, the Holiday Singers, Florida Opera Theatre Youth Chorus and the great Michael Andrew, performing holiday favorites for the whole family. 2 & 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St; $21-$62; 407-246-4262; orlandophil.org. Small Business Saturday Support local businesses and enjoy special deals at many locally owned stores on the day after Black Friday. multiple locations; free; shopsmall.com.

Nov. 28-Dec. 19 Orange Blossom Trail Living Nativity Spectacular Wanzie’s hilarious depiction of a Living Nativity as imagined by a ragtag crew of characters recruited from along Orlando’s infamous North Orange Blossom Trail. Saturdays, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $18-$20; 407-425-7571; wanzie.com.

Nov. 29 The Gift of the Magi The story of Della and Jim, who are desperately in love with each other but also very poor. Based on the classic short story by O. Henry. 7 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $7-$12; 352-357-7777; baystreetplayers.org. Orlando Philharmonic: Holiday Pops Celebrate the spirit of the holiday season as the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra presents its annual Holiday Pops concert in Winter Park’s charming Central Park. 4 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; orlandophil.org.

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Nov. 30-Dec. 4 Festival of Lights Drive around and look at lights. Bring a toy to donate to the Holiday Heroes Toy Drive. 6:30-9:30 pm; Cypress Grove Park, 290 Holden Ave; $3 per vehicle; orangecountyparks.net.

Dec. 1 Annual Holiday Sale Unique gifts such as jewelry, ceramics, glass and paintings are available. A portion of the proceeds supports Crealdé programs. 9 am-4 pm; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

Dec. 2 Christmas at the Casa Guests can have photos taken with Santa, enjoy hot cocoa and cookies, admire the beautiful Christmas decorations and encounter a quartet of Dickensian Carollers. 6-8:30 pm; Casa Feliz, 656 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $2 suggested donation; 407-628-8200; casafeliz.us. Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Black Christmas The holiday season turns deadly for a group of sorority sisters who are stranded at their campus house during a snowstorm. 7:30 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

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Dec. 4 Christmas Vespers An elegant candlelit procession is followed by studentperformed Christmas carols, as well as scripture readings that reflect on the Christmas season. 6 pm; Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-646-2000; rollins.edu.

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Hope Fore the Holidays Play a few rounds of golf for a good cause. Golf tournament benefitting adults with cancer who need assistance paying their essential nonmedical living expenses. Reception included. 11 am; Ritz-Carlton Orlando Grande Lakes Resort, 4012 Central Florida Parkway; $100-$300; 941-677-7181; flcancer.com.

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Dec. 4-jaN. 9 Small Things Considered A group exhibition and holiday sale of art. Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Dec. 5 Christmas Concert The St. Luke’s choir performs Christmas classics as well as original renditions of holiday songs you love. 5 pm & 7 pm; St. Luke’s

United Methodist Church, 4851 S. Apopka-Vineland Road, Windermere; $10; 407.876.4991; st.lukes.org. Clare and the Chocolate Nutcracker Take a journey with Clare through her enchanting dream as she travels with the Chocolate Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy to the Kingdom of Toys. Special appearance by Jasmine Guy. 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $25.25$47.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Cocktails & Carols Enjoy an a capella quartet while sipping signature cocktails. Proceeds

from each cocktail purchase benefit local nonprofits Central Florida Vocal Arts and New Hope for Kids. 6-9 pm; Luma on Park, 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 863-510 7236. Cracker Christmas This popular annual event features pioneer demonstrations, BBQ and campfire cooking, and goods from FFA and 4-H clubs for purchase. 10 am-4 pm; Fort Christmas Historical Park and Museum, 1300 Fort Christmas Road, Christmas; free; 407-254-9310; orangecountyparks.net.

Holiday Boutique This festive boutique brings you hordes of unique handcrafted gifts made by Florida artisans. 4-8 pm; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary; free; 386-6685553; gatewaycenterforthearts.org. Holiday Concert at Lake Eola The Florida Symphony Youth Orchestra performs a free holiday concert to benefit the Salvation Army. 6 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free. Holiday Cosplay Gala Diversely Geek hosts bring together the fandom community to raise funds for local charities. The gala and showcase consists of themed group cosplay presentations, musical performances, interactive dances, raffles and more. 6-10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; $10; godmonsters.com. Holiday Tree Lighting Christmas tree lighting. 6-8 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free. Leadership Winter Park Pancake Breakfast Enjoy a delicious breakfast and grab a great seat for the Winter Park Christmas Parade. 7-10:30 am; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $6. Murder City Media Christmas Lights Photo Walk Join photographers of all skill levels for an evening of lights, fun and photography. A great opportunity to test your skills on the beautiful window displays on Park Avenue. 7-10 pm; Park Avenue, Park Avenue at Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free. Ovation Singers Holiday Concert Traditional holiday music, carols and a special collaboration with the Osceola Arts Ovation Singers and the Youth Choir from First United Methodist Church of Kissimmee. 7 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; $15; 407-846-6257; osceolaarts.org. Repeal Day and Will Walker’s Birthday Party With the Cook Trio The owner of Will’s Pub gets fancy for his birthday while celebrating Repeal Day. 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $10; willspub.org. Russian Ballet Orlando: The Nutcracker This performance is focused on incorporating the community, interacting with the audience and creating a family environment that every family can attend. 6 pm; Edgewater High School, 3100 Edgewater Drive; $20; 407835-4900; russianacademyofballet.com.

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Sunset and Symphony Holiday Concert The Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra and the Singing Tower carillon perform together as flaming torches illuminate the Olmsted-designed pathways leading up to the 205-foot Singing Tower. 6 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $20; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org. Winter Park Christmas Parade The longest running holiday parade in Central Florida travels down Park Avenue, starting at Cole Avenue and proceeding south, ending at Lyman Avenue. 9 am; Park Avenue, Park Avenue at Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; winterpark.org.

with a free photo booth and special guests from the Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls and the Orlando Facial Hair Club. 11 am-5 pm; Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd., Sanford; free; 407-3213828; bigbangbazaar.net. Christmas Blessing of the Pets Bring you pets and your family to a special day of appreciation. Noon-4 pm; All Creatures Pet Grooming, 2411 E. South St.; free; 407-228-2855; allcrea turespetgrooming.com.

201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $15; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com. Sparkle Market Live music, local handmade gifts and delicious food. 10 am-5 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Dec. 7 A Christmas Carol David McElroy plays 37 different characters in this one-man adaptation of the Dickens favorite. 7:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

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A Christmas Dance This Christmas celebration will feature ballet, liturgical dance, jazz and hip-hop while rejoicing in the celestial sounds of the holiday season. 5 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $25-$30; drphillipscenter.org.

Grinchmas Meet the Grinch, take in the Who-liday Spectacular and explore a wintry wonderland in Seuss Landing. Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando, 1000 Universal Studios Plaza; price of admission; universalorlando.com.

The Gift of the Magi The story of Della and Jim, who are desperately in love with each other but also very poor. Based on the classic short story by O. Henry. 7 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $7-$12; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

A Very Pepe ChristmaKwaanza-Kah Special An all-star holiday variety show benefiting the Barber Fund. 9:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$18; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

The Macy’s Holiday Parade A holiday spectacular featuring marching bands, clowns, floats from the New York City parade and an appearance by Santa himself. Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; price of admission; 407-3638000; universalorlando.com.

License to Chill: A Holiday Show Standards, contemporary songs and holiday selections. 3-5 pm; VFW Post 2093, 4444 Edgewater Drive; $15; 407-900-3934; otschorus.com.

Cult Classics: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Watch Clark Griswold’s holiday plans go awry when he doesn’t get the Christmas bonus he was counting on, then ask yourself “WTF is a ‘Christmas bonus’?” 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Mannheim Steamroller The best-selling holiday group returns to Universal for live performances on select Saturday and Sunday nights during the holidays. SaturdaysSundays; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd; cost of admission; 407-363-8000; universalorlando.com.

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The Rep’s Holiday Family Gala Enjoy holiday treats, an exclusive multi-item chance drawing, children’s activities, photos with Santa and a private performance of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: The Musical. 4 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St; $35-$65; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com. Sanford Jazz Ensemble Christmas Concert A volunteer community orchestra made up of a diverse group of excellent musicians, dedicated to the preservation of the Big Band jazz tradition. 3 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center,

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A John Waters Christmas: Holier & Dirtier The American treasure pokes fun at the holiday season with adultappropriate humor. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $38-$48; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

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Seuss’ classic holiday tale as it comes to life on stage. Part of Fairwinds’ Broadway in Orlando series. Tuesday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 11 am, 2 pm, 5 pm & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 pm & 5 pm; Walt Disney Theater at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $33.75-$93.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org.

Dec. 9 Life’s a Gift: Larry Fulford and Alex Luchun A celebration of life and people, our talents and mistakes, the connections that we make, and all of our perfect imperfections. 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $5-$7; willspub.org. Movies Out Loud: Santa Claus The Movie Jeff Jones and Mitzi Morriss make fun of the 1985 Dudley Moore holiday film about one of Santa’s elves who gets lost in New York City. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

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Dec. 10-11 Christmas in Toyland Enter the wondrous world of Toyland, where Christmas comes to life through the music and songs of some of your favorite Christmas movies, stories and characters. 7:30 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $10-$50; 407-949-4000; cfcarts.com.

Dec. 10-12 Let’s Hang On! A special holiday engagement from America’s No. 1 Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons tribute band. 7:30 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; $30; 407-846-6257; osceolaarts.org.

Dec. 10-13 Elf the Musical Jr. Musical based on the hit movie starring Will Ferrell. Thursday-Saturday, 7 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $5-$10; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

Dec. 10-23 A Christmas Carol Theatre Downtown presents their annual traditional reading of Dickens’ classic. Various times; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd; $22; 407-8410083; theatredowntown.net.

Dec. 11 The 12 Bars of Christmas Pub Crawl Get free admission to this Christmas-themed pub crawl by donating an unwrapped toy valued at $20 or more. 7:30 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free-$20; 407-8490471; orlandopubcrawl.com. Art and Music in the Park Casselberry celebrates the holidays with 15 food trucks, art exhibits, vendors and a visit from Santa Claus. 6-9 pm; Secret Lake Park, 200 N. Lake Triplet Drive, Casselberry; free. Crachit Christmas Feast: Dickens by Candlelight Enjoy a traditional Christmas dinner followed by the opening night performance of Dickens by Candlelight. 6:45 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St; $75; dickensbycandlelight.com.

Winter in the Park: The Polar Express Travel on the Polar Express through the Uncanny Valley and end up at Santa’s Workshop. 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Dec. 12 Candy Cane 5K A family-friendly 5K with medals awarded to top male & female runners in various age categories. Includes Santa, a costume contest, a prize for largest team and a free kids fun run. 7-10 am; Central Winds Park, 1000 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; $25-$35; 407-588-2170.

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holiday classic in the country, according to CNN Headline News. Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $24-$80; 407-685-9800; centralfloridaballet.com. A Classic Christmas This program features your favorite Christmas works performed by the Bach Festival Choir, Youth Choir, and Orchestra. 2 & 6 pm; Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-646-2000; bachfestivalflorida.org.

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Dickens by Candlelight Spook out your favorite holiday special with Orlando Shakes’ holiday shake-up. A threeperson interactive show providing theatergoers with a unique opportunity to experience A Christmas Carol as a ghost story. Also an excuse to find extra holiday cheer justifiably squealing, “What the Dickens?” Various times; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St; $35; dickensbycandlelight.com.

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Holiday Craft Show Shop 20 artisan vendors. 9 am-5 pm; Aba’s Attic Boutique, 3183 S. Conway Road; free; 407-722-2648; abasattic.com. Holiday Lights Ride Take a group bike ride around town to look at holiday lights displays and sing carols. 6 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Lake Eola Holiday Concert: Violectric Classic and modern rock mashed with holiday tunes. 7 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free. SantaCon A horde of Santas take over Thornton Park to spread as much Christmas cheer as they can take. 11 am; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; free; santacon.info. Saturday Matinee Classics: It’s a Wonderful Life “Dear George: Remember no man is a failure who has friends. P.S. Thanks for the wings! Love, Clarence.” Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Silver Bells: The 25th Anniversary Holiday Concert Orlando Gay Chorus presents a holiday concert for their 25th anniversary. 7:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $25-$30; 407-228-1220; orlandogaychorus.com. Trans-Siberian Orchestra Performing songs from The Ghosts of Christmas Eve. 3 & 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St; $42$72; 800-745-3000; anwaycenter.com. Vanessa Welch Reindeer Run A holiday fun run with live entertainment, treats, a costume contest and a free kids run. 7:15 am; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; $27$35; 407-896-1160; trackshack.com.

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Chassidic dancers, clowns, face painting, jugglers and a $1,000 grand raffle drawing. 5 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; chabadorlando.org. Grandma Party Bazaar Enjoy live music while browsing through a holiday bazaar full of locally made gifts from tons of different artisans. 10 am; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-6233393; grandmapartybazaar. tumblr.com.

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Letters to Santa: Elf Children receive a letter-writing kit to craft their wish list for Santa, then Santa will swing by the theater to pick up all the letters and will be available for purchasable photos after the movie. 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Nightmare Before Christmas Party Celebrate a creepy Christmas with themed food and drink specials, vendors and the Tim Burton film playing all night. Costumes encouraged. 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com.

Dec. 15 Orlando Cantastic Food Drive: Dogs on Acid, Year of Glad All donated canned goods to benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida. Admission is $10, but you’ll get $3 off if you bring two cans of food. 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $10; willspub.org.

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Dec. 16 Barbra Streisand: Holiday Memories A Christmas revue from a Barbra impersonator. With special guest “Neil Diamond.” 2 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$22; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org. Festival of Light: An Intimate Evening With Matisyahu An intimate evening of acoustic performance. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $34.50-$49.50; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Dec. 17-23 Orlando Ballet: The Nutcracker This enchanting holiday favorite is the full-length production and is accompanied by the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm, Tuesday-Wednesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave; $41.50-$114.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org.

Dec. 18 Winter in the Park: Frozen Soecial screening of the chilling family favorite. Do you have hope that singing kids won’t ruin this movie for you? Let it go. 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Dec. 18-20 Noah: The Story of Us A Christmas dance show blending a myriad of dance styles, aerial acrobatics, larger-thanlife props and elements that flow off the stage. Friday, 7 pm, Sunday, 9am & noon; Northwest Community Church, 5495 Clarcona-Ocoee Road; free; 407 578 2088; gonorthwest.cc.

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Dec. 19 Ballet Fedotov: The Nutcracker Ballet Fedotov and the Russian Academy of Ballet Alafaya present this classic holiday story of a young girl named Clara who dreams of a Nutcracker Prince and his fierce battle against the Mouse King. 7 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $21-$28; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com. Jingle Ball: 5 Seconds of Summer, Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, Zedd and more Holiday concert tour from some of the biggest names in pop. 7:30 pm; Amalie Arena, 401 Channelside Drive, Tampa; $21-$151; 813301-6500; amaliearena.com. Joy: An Irish Christmas Join Ireland’s own Keith and Kristyn Getty, writers of modern hymns and carols, for a lively celebration of the birth of Christ. 7:30 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St; $30.38-$62.33; 407-246-4262. Merry Tuba Christmas Enjoy the rich sounds of Christmas as tuba, euphonium, sousaphone and baritone players of all ages gather to perform a free concert. 1 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. The Nutcracker The Russian Ballet of Orlando stages a free performance of everybody’s favorite Christmas-themed ballet. 7 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free; russianacademyofballet.com. A One Man Christmas Carol David McElroy plays all 37 characters in this one-man production of the Dickens classic. 7:30 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $15; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org. CONTINUED ON PaGe 60

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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Finnish film about a boy who discovers that the real Santa really, really hates it when people are naughty. 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Dec. 19-20 Holiday Antiques Fair Pick up some last-minute gifts for the antique-lover on your list. 9 am; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; free; 352383-8393; renningers.net.

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Dec. 23 In His Name We Dance Celebrate the story of Christmas through the beautiful expression of dance. 4 & 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $12-$15; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org. Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Bad Santa So funny you won’t be able to sit right for a week. 7:30 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org. Will’s Christmas Party: Luscious Lisa, ¡Controla Esto!, the Hamiltons Free egg nog with admission. 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave; $5; willspub.org.

Dec. 24 Christmas Eve Open House Visitors to the Museum receive free admission to the galleries all day. Live music by the Raintree Chamber Players from 1-4 pm. 9:30 am-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Dec. 25 Christmas Brunch A gourmet Christmas brunch with an extravagant spread of options. 11 am-4 pm; Hyatt Regency Orlando, 9801 International Drive; $70; 407-284-1234.

Dec. 26 Shartsville Christmas Schittacular: Schitt, Whiskey Sharts, Froomador A musical comedy Christmas show. 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave; $10; 407-246-1419; thesocial.org. Winter in the Park: Ice Age Wild animals protect an infant human instead of turning it into a quick snack. 7 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Dec. 29 Russell Athletic Bowl Parade of Bands As a prelude to the Russell Athletic Bowl game at the Citrus Bowl, school bands, cheerleaders and mascots march through downtown Winter Park and perform a Bandtastic Game Day Preview. 11 am; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

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Santa Run 5K Take a run around Moss Park to help raise money for Orange County Parks. 5:30-8 pm; Moss Park, 12901 Moss Park Road; $20; orangecountyparks.net.

sure to put you in the holiday spirit. 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

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outfit and you could win a prize. Open bar and light hors d’ouevres included. 8 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $99; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Butch Trucks & the Freight Train Band’s Holiday Show One of the founding members of the Allman Brothers Band plays drums in this holiday jam band show. 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave; $29.50-$124.50; 407-2281220; plazaliveorlando.com.

New Year’s Eve at CityWalk Enjoy six unique party zones, six CityWalk clubs, unlimited gourmet cuisine and a midnight champagne toast. Thursday; CityWalk at Universal Orlando, 1000 Universal Studios Plaza; $104.99-$144.99; 407-3638000; universalorlando.com.

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Eve at the Alfond Inn Two New Year’s Eve parties to choose from. 8 pm-1 am; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; contact for price; 407-998-8090.

New Year’s Eve at the Abbey Complimentary champagne all night and the televised ball drop on the big screen. 10 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20-$25; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Furry Eve Ring in the New Year with plushie-themed burlesque performances from Varietease and the Ladies of the Peek-a-Boo Lounge. Costumes encouraged. 9:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. A Very Pepe Christma-Kwaanza-Kah Special see page 54

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Dec. 31-jaN. 3 Hometeam New Year’s Rally: The Heavy Pets, Roosevelt Collier Trio, Come Back Alice and more Celebrate the New Year at a four-day music festival. Maddox Ranch, 2505 W. Bella Vista St., Lakeland; $80; 863-255-4817; hometeamnewyears.com. n

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origin rigin stories Discover the comics behind the movies and television you love By Ju lian Cha mB li ss

Editor’s note: For longtime comics fans, it’s gratifying to see the way DC and Marvel have taken over pop culture. In case there’s a comic-book newbie on your gift list who’s become intrigued by the current crop of TV shows and movies based on DC and Marvel characters, we reached out to Julian Chambliss, a historian at Rollins College who writes about cities, comics and culture, to put together a list of holiday suggestions for background reading. For fans of Cw’s Arrow and The Flash, I recommend

Green Arrow: Year One, by writer Andy Diggle and artist Jock, and The Flash: Rebirth, by writer Geoff Johns and artist Ethan Van Sciver. Readers familiar with Arrow will quickly recognize how Year One (published in 2007) serves as a creative template for the CW’s hit show. Visually dynamic and packed with strong characterization, Year One delivers everything Arrow fans expect while retelling Green Arrow’s origin story. Rebirth is a great introduction to the mythology connected to the Flash. A story that features Barry Allen’s return from the dead, this miniseries answers the question of why Barry Allen matters in the DC Comics universe. For fans eagerly awaiting Batman vs. Superman,

I recommend Superman: Birthright and The Dark Knight Returns. Writer Mark Waid and artist Leinil Francis Yu’s Birthright inspires the journey of selfdiscovery seen in 2013’s Man of Steel. While the film diverged from the character’s legacy, Birthright’s reimagining of Superman’s early years weaves together all the elements of the character’s long history to create an engaging story.

First published in 1986, Frank Miller’s classic The Dark Knight Returns has done more to define the relationship between Superman and Batman than any single comic story in modern history. Dark, daring and subversive, Miller’s Batman fights against a society in decline and denial. From Gotham’s hellish streets to a corrupt national government, Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns shattered expectations and placed Batman at the center of popular zeitgeist. For fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,

I recommend S.H.I.E.L.D. Volume 1: Perfect Bullets,, by writer Mark Waid and artist Carlos Pacheco, and S.H.I.E.L.D. by Steranko: The Complete Collection,, by Jim Steranko. The MCU has relied on S.H.I.E.L.D. to serve as “connective tissue” weaving together movies, television and short films through appearances by Clark Gregg’s Agent Coulson. Perfect Bullets takes ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. characters and drops them into the Marvel print universe. With a rotating cast of superhero guest stars, this series is a gateway into the Marvel print universe today. In contrast, Steranko’s classic S.H.I.E.L.D. stories are an example of the fusion of Pop Art and 1960s spy mania that remains a historic touchstone in comics. Fans of ’60s Pop Art and vintage James Bond will love these stories. Find Julian on Twitter at @JulianChambliss or at his website, julianchambliss.com. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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Comparison shopping A guide for picking this year’s local book gifts By J e ss i Ca B ryC e yo ung if they liked The Help … they’ll like A Place We Knew Well Susan McCarthy’s tale of the tense 13 days of the Cuban missile crisis (set in Orlando’s College Park neighborhood), like Kathryn Stockett’s story of the civil rights struggle, uses the turbulent political climate of the 1960s as both background and mirror for an emotional drama. if they liked October Sky … they’ll like Carrying Albert Home Mostly because Homer Hickam wrote both Rocket Boys (the book on which the film October Sky was based) and its prequel, Carrying Albert Home. The prequel, a bigfish story about a 1,000-mile journey to return a pet alligator from whence it came, revels in Old Florida detail. if they liked Mexican High … they’ll like Juventud A coming-of-age story that follows its protagonist from high school to young adulthood; a traumatic transition between the U.S. and a politically corrupt Spanishspeaking country; coming to terms with an absent parent – local writer Vanessa Blakeslee’s debut novel, Juventud, shares much with former Kerouac House resident writer Liza Monroy’s debut novel, Mexican High. if they liked Tenth of December … they’ll like Cries for Help, Various Padgett Powell’s latest book of short stories has that skewed surreality clothed in matter-of-factness that made George Saunders’ Tenth of December a best-seller. if they liked Zola’s Twitter story … they’ll like Ugly Girls Lindsay Hunter’s novel has plenty in common with the twisted tale of Zola, Jess, Jarrett and Z told tweet-by-tweet by Aziah Wells (@_zolarmoon) – like a great ear for dialogue, a strong feel for those living on the margins and a cautionary stance toward the perils of social media. if they liked California … they’ll like Find Me In a year full of dystopic tales (Edan Lepucki’s California being simply the most visible), Rollins College alum Laura van den Berg’s darkly humorous story of a mysterious epidemic stands out for its stunning evocation of loneliness and survival.

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Eight & Main’s manly clothes and accessories themed to cult favorites like the Adventurers Club and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. May I suggest a $30 predistressed Mr. Toad baseball cap? If that’s too rich, stop by the Indiana Jones-themed Hangar Bar (located on the ex-Pleasure Island) and order a Cool-Headed Monkey; you can enjoy the rum and then give the souvenir ceramic simian skull to someone you love. Based on their recently reported 15 percent increase in fourth-quarter attendance, my gift wish for WDW would be a serious sense of urgency in building new Star Wars and Toy Story lands at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and beginning expansions to the other parks. All those extra people need something to see, and “opening in 2019” signs ain’t gonna cut it.

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A gift guide for the theme park fans in your life, plus a few things we’d like to give to the parks this holiday season The Black Friday storm clouds are gathering overhead, which means it must be time to start searching for holiday gifts. In past years, I might have suggested an annual pass to one of Orlando’s major theme parks as the perfect present for any attraction-lovers in your life. But after the most recent round of price hikes, a four-park pass to Walt Disney World with no blackout dates now costs $691.19, after the Florida resident discount. (Just be grateful that it hasn’t broken the $1,000 barrier like it has at Disneyland). At $299.99 for locals, the equivalent admission at Universal is significantly cheaper but still more than many people can spend, even on a significant other. As a substitute, here are some more affordable gift ideas for your favorite theme park fans. And since presents are best when they go both ways, I’ve also included items I wish I could give to each of the area attractions, in hopes of a happy new year of thrills.

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Let’s kick off the giving season with some shameless self-promotion: If someone on your list likes Universal Orlando, why not buy them a copy of The Unofficial Guide to Universal Orlando, by yours truly? If that’s too self-serving, try tickets to see Blue Man Group at CityWalk; you don’t need a park admission, and seats for Florida residents start at $49. In the true Christmas spirit, BMG’s autism-friendly performance on Dec. 4 will give the gift of accessibility through lower sound and light levels; see blueman.com/autismspeaks for details. Universal is giving a ginormous gift to dark-ride aficionados next summer in the form of Skull Island: Reign of Kong, so I’m giving them a boatload of bananas. It’s a bribe in hopes the King’s return will be less glitchy than Gringotts’ debut.

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Some former Disney diehards have been priced out of the parks, but they can still pretend they live on Main Street U.S.A., thanks to Disney Springs. A recently completed I-4 exit ramp that leads directly into the free parking garage makes shopping at the former Downtown Disney complex much less taxing. At the Marketplace Co-op, the Centerpiece collection of Orange Bird housewares has been joined by Twenty

In the face of bad publicity and slumping numbers, SeaWorld recently announced a wave of changes for their parks, from revamping San Diego’s Shamu shows (not shutting them down, as some misreported) to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer attractions and new rides. Plus, Mako will be the tallest coaster in town when it opens next year. SeaWorld’s yearlong Fun Card admission is cheaper than one day at the Magic Kingdom, making it the best value among the Orlando parks – assuming you don’t object to their orca exhibits. Without taking sides in that debate, I’d like to gift the park a can or 12 of paint, plus a big box of light bulbs, to address the depressing neglect I noticed around this once-immaculate attraction during my last visit.

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Merlin Entertainment is marking its first Christmas since christening the Orlando Eye and the rest of the attractions at I-Drive 360. The offerings at the new entertainment complex are eclectic, to say the least, and still a work in progress – a record-setting swing ride is supposed to open next year – but it appears to draw decent crowds of international visitors; free parking never hurts. The headliner attractions here are a bit pricey, but admission to the Skeletons: Animals Unveiled! exhibit is only $12 on Groupon, and should keep curious tweens (and adults with an interest in osteology) occupied for about an hour. Since the Orlando Eye has experienced frequent closures and extended maintenance time during its debut months, I’m sending them a new hamster to replace the obviously exhausted one that apparently keeps that big wheel rolling. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

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So fresh and so clean, clean Don’t kale yourself – the new plant-based cuisine has nothing to do with self-denial By Jessica Bryce young

eople often say Lucky! when they hear my job title, but the fact is that I leave almost all of the restaurant criticism to our reviewer, Faiyaz Kara, and frankly I don’t envy him all that steak and confit duck and fried chicken. (Sounds good on paper, though, doesn’t it?) The way I want to eat hasn’t gained a strong foothold in the Orlando restaurant scene yet, though we’re starting to see inklings of it here and there: whole grains and fresh vegetables in the starring role, green herbs and toasted spices keeping things interesting, smaller dabs of proteins and cheeses and nuts and sauces making it all a bit more indulgent. The best example of this plant-based but not necessarily vegan/vegetarian approach is the grain bowl, currently a craze on both coasts (though it works equally well on tacos, pizzas or toasts): dishes like the grits cooked in cashew milk topped with slow-roasted pork, pickled red onions, avocado and fennel salad at New York’s El Rey Luncheonette; or the Kokuho Rose brown rice bowl with sorrel pesto, preserved Meyer lemon and radishes, dashed with house-made hot sauce, French sheep’s-milk feta and a poached egg at Sqirl LA. This is a cult of bright, sharp, clean flavors that throw a curveball. Patton Oswalt memorably described the KFC Famous Bowl (a 2006 innovation consisting of a stack of mashed potatoes, canned corn, popcorn chicken, gravy and cheese) as a “failure pile in a sadness bowl”; but this is most definitely not that. And I realize that as staunchly as I feel this is not just a but the new way to eat, the person to my right believes in the delicious necessity of bacon and chocolate mousse, and the person to my left thinks eating any kind of animal-derived product is both cruel and bad for the planet. Different lunches for different bunches, right? However, for whatever reasons (widespread drought? rampant diabetes?), putting vegetables at the center of the plate is a philosophy that’s gaining ground with even the most decadent chefs. In our recent interview with Art Smith, the king of comfort food, he said vegan was the next cuisine to hit it big, that he was “all porked out” and that “We need more plant-based menus and vegan-friendly restaurants, which Homecoming [his Disney Springs restaurant opening next year] will be.” This year saw a spike in cookbooks promulgating this plant-centric but pleasure-seeking way of eating, even including one from April Bloomfield, a woman known for her over-the-top “meateries,” the Spotted Pig and the Breslin. Here are a few worth the purchase price.

Food52 Genius Recipes: 100 Recipes That Will Change the Way You Cook, by Kristen Miglore (Ten Speed Press, 272 pages) Focused more on technique than ingredient, this book will gift you with at least one permanent addition to your repertoire. Best dish: Pasta with yogurt and caramelized onions Food52 Vegan: 60 Vegetable-Driven Recipes for Any Kitchen, by Gena Hamshaw (Ten Speed Press, 160 pages) That prize find: a vegan cookbook without an overreliance on meat substitutes. 68

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Best dish: Roasted cauliflower, freekeh and currant salad A Girl and Her Greens, by April Bloomfield (Ecco, 272 pages) Who knew? The woman who won a Michelin star for her $680 suckling pig dinner loves vegetables too. Best dish: Roasted and raw fennel salad with blood orange and bottarga Gjelina, by Travis Lett (Chronicle Books, 288 pages) Simple but sumptuous recipes from the chef of the celebrated Venice, California, restaurant. Best dish: Grilled king oyster mushrooms with lemon zest and tarragon butter ●

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A Modern Way to Eat, by Anna Jones (Ten Speed Press, 352 pages) Beautifully laid out and photographed, this book is suffused with Jones’ calm, unhurried personality. Best dish: Sweet and salty tahinicrunch greens My New Roots, by Sarah Britton (Clarkson Potter, 256 pages) Yet another book born of a blog, like so many cookbooks now. Try her most popular recipe, the “life-changing loaf of bread,” for yourself and see. Best dish: Life-changing bread with olives and caraway Near & Far: Recipes Inspired by Home and Travel, by Heidi Swanson (Ten Speed Press, 336 pages) Swanson knocks it out of the park again – she practically invented this whole-food-centered, healthy but pleasurable way of home cooking. Best dish: Eggs in purgatory, two ways Seven Spoons, by Tara O’Brady (Ten Speed Press, 296 pages) O’Brady is a Canadian of Indian descent and the daughter of a sailor, which explains the global twists in her pantry; her beautiful prose makes this book a pleasure to linger over. Best dish: Baked eggs, North Indian style

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The Sprouted Kitchen: Bowl and Spoon Spoon, by Sara Forte (Ten Speed Press, 256 pages) The second Sprouted Kitchen cookbook retains the fresh-produce focus of the first, but sticks to meals in bowls. Best dish: Lentil and mushroomstuffed peppers over goat cheesebutternut mash Street Vegan: Recipes and Dispatches From the Cinnamon Snail Food Truck, by Adam Sobel (Clarkson Potter, 272 pages) Over-the-top in the best way; vegan, but most definitely not diet food. Best dish: Lemongrass five-spice seitan with curried cashews and Szechuan chile sauce Toast, by Raquel Pelzel (Phaidon Press, 120 pages) Scoff if you like, but this may be my favorite book of the lot. Arranged by season and wide-ranging in ethnic inspirations (and Pelzel’s not afraid to mash those cuisines together). Best dish: Banh mi schmear toast Twenty Dinners, by Ithai Schori and Chris Taylor (Clarkson Potter, 272 pages) Grizzly Bear bassist and his friends eat their way through the seasons. Arranged in dinner-party-worthy menus: main, sides, dessert. Best dish: Spiced carrots with harissa yogurt, pistachios and mint

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ooks can be divided into two broad categories: those who measure everything, and those who depend more on their senses, trusting their eyes, hands and taste buds more than numbers on a page or weights on a scale. Both approaches have their virtues, but it’s rare that a person changes from one to the other – so it’s good to know whether you’re buying for a Nigella or a Harold McGee.

Head: The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science, by J. Kenji López-Alt (W.W. Norton & Co., 960 pages)

Underestimate Serious Eats at your own peril. Just because the site doesn’t have a legacy print product or a web platform that mimics a magazine doesn’t mean that Ed Levine’s stable of food and drink obsessives is any less knowledgeable than the crowds at Food & Wine or Cooks Illustrated. López-Alt is managing culinary director of the SE team, a man with deep culinary knowledge at his fingertips and a love of technique that borders on unhinged. Luckily for the world, he doesn’t keep it to himself ( just peep that page count!) – this book is the gift of 2015 for anyone who hankers after perfection. Mark Bittman’s Kitchen Matrix: More Than 700 Simple Recipes and Techniques to Mix and Match for Endless Possibilities, by Mark Bittman (Pam Krauss Books, 304 pages)

Kitchen Matrix is not nearly so weighty a tome as Food Lab – neither in its conceptual approach nor its sheer poundage. But its cooking-bydiagramming methodology, borrowed from Bittman’s long-running “Eat” column in the New York Times, appeals to a similarly brainiac cook. The tidy divisions are more logic-based than traditionally “cheffy” – e.g., a section on “Tiny Pancakes,” another on “Picnic Baskets.” Using one of Bittman’s recipe generators not only helps a stumped cook improvise, it trains novices how to work from what they already have rather than shop all the ingredients of a recipe.

HearT: The Homemade Kitchen: Recipes for Cooking With Pleasure, by Alana Chernila (Clarkson Potter, 320 pages)

Chernila, like Wilkins (below), emphasizes family as part of her love of food – the two are so entwined for her that she sees no division. This is a book for cooks who adore the feel of butter crumbling into flour, the aroma of a blackberry pie drifting from the oven, the perfect crackly gold skin on a roasted chicken – a perfect gift for anyone who thinks the pleasure of nourishing loved ones is the whole point of cooking. Friends Food Family: Essential Recipes, Tips and Secrets for the Modern Hostess, by Sasha Wilkins (Quadrille Publishing, 192 pages)

Wilkins, a London fashion editor who rose to prominence through her blog, libertylondongirl.com, is more of a hostess-with-themostest than an earth mama, but her cookbook is equally centered on the pleasure and necessity of simple nourishment – as she isn’t a mother yet, she naturally focuses more on self-care and dinner parties than the family meal. Recommended for anyone who appreciates a healthy sprinkling of chia seeds on her steel-cut oats, but insists upon consuming it from the prettiest gilt-rimmed china bowl. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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Regional and national cookbooks that will make their eyes pop and their mouths water By Jessica Bryce young

n keeping with the travel wishes at the front of this year’s Holiday Issue, these are the 2015 cookbooks that have us checking our passports, and they make great gifts for anyone with itchy feet. As a group, they’re more descriptive than prescriptive – that is to say, they’re more like coffee-table art books about food and landscapes than they are guides on how to get dinner on the table (unless you keep lovage stems, dried grasshoppers and pandan leaves in your pantry). Consider yourself forewarned.

Hartwood: Bright, Wild Flavors From the Edge of the Yucatán, by Eric Werner and Mya Henry (Artisan, 304 pages) The must-get reservation in Tulum: a seat under the stars at this beachside haven of local fish and produce treated with innovative technique. Sea and Smoke: Flavors From the Untamed Pacific Northwest, by Blaine Wetzel and Joe Ray (Running Press, 272 pages) Beautiful pictures of unattainable dishes – unattainable, that is, unless you can get a reservation at the Willows Inn, Wetzel’s restaurant on tiny Lummi Island in the Puget Sound. Tacopedia, by Deborah Holtz and Juan Carlos Mena (Phaidon Press, 318 pages) Just like it sounds, an exhaustive encyclopedia of tacos around the world, in varieties from steak and pork to grilled brains and toasted grasshoppers. Senegal: Modern Senegalese Recipes From the Source to the Bowl, by Pierre Thiam and Jennifer Sit (Lake Isle Press, 320 pages) West African may be the next It Cuisine, but even if you never eat a bowl of yassa, you’ll revel in these bright tropical photos. CCCP Cook Book: True Stories of Soviet Cuisine, by Olga Syutkin and Pavel Syutkin (Fuel Publishing, 192 pages) Russian propaganda posters, period snapshots, and recipes for everything from elaborate banquet food to stone-soup improvisations by hungry comrades. The Nordic Cookbook, by Magnus Nilsson (Phaidon Press, 768 pages) Less picky than Nilsson’s restaurant cookbook, Fäviken, but even so, it’s home cooking from the kind of Scandinavian ingredients American home cooks are unlikely to have on hand. Nashville Eats: Hot Chicken, Buttermilk Biscuits, and 100 More Southern Recipes From Music City, by Jennifer Justus (Stewart, Tabori & Chang, 256 pages) The most accessible of this bunch, but still enjoyable as much as a picture book as a cooking tutorial. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com 70

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Ollie’s Public House Address/phone/web: 3400 Edgewater Drive, 407-999-8934, olliespublichouse. com After work or after hours? This is the perfect after-work happy hour spot, though it’s open until 2 a.m. Beer/wine or liquor too? All of the above

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad? Not bad

Bag hooks? Y

N TVs? Y What’s on? Some are tuned to sports, others to news

Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer

DJs? Y N N Live music? Y Loud music or background music? Background Games? Check all that apply:

beer: the usual suspects

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Food served? Y N Smoking allowed inside? Y

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other: Trivial Pursuit cards on the tables, two Golden Tee electronic golf games

Essay question: Why should I drink here? With a diverse but unfussy selection of beer on draft, as well as a trio of “dirty” shots (including the infamous “Dirty Finn,” a shot of Tullamore Dew Irish whisky with a dose of spicy pickle juice), Ollie’s is the kind of place you go when you don’t want to worry about what you’re wearing or who’s paying attention – it’s low-key and comfortable. In other words, it’s the perfect place to kick back and tip ’em back with friends. 74

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North Quarter Tavern This sister restaurant to Citrus brings a relaxed attitude, good service and a food-focused ethic to downtown’s North Quarter district. Chef Matt Wall is all about ticker-testing comfort fare – sampling his poutine with duck gravy or crackling fried chicken may conjure images of Barney Clark. An in-house charcuterie program has yielded some promising results. More dessert options are needed, though. Brunch is offered Sundays. 861 N. Orange Ave., 407-757-0930; $$

Paramount Fine Foods Canadian chain brings middling Middle Eastern fare to the tourist sector. Muted flavors and drab presentations mar many of the offerings, though beef kafta kebab is well-seasoned. The manakeesh (Middle Eastern pizzas) we tried with akkawi cheese and za’atar proved too oily to enjoy. An impressive display of desserts – baklava, kanafeh, osmalieh and the like – appease, but won’t wow. Open daily. 8371 International Drive, 407-930-8645; $$

Braccia Pizzeria & Ristorante Italian resto with Brazilian leanings has little in the way of good food to offer the famished Park Avenue patron, but if you’re thirsting for some fresh-squeezed juice, the pineapple-mint will leave you happily refreshed and wanting more. 153 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-9918; $$$

Seito Sushi Baldwin Park sushi joint appears refreshed and revitalized, and their dishes ever more Japanese. A weekend-only izakaya menu is worth a look. Ramen – try the shoyu version – really impresses, as does the moriawase (chef’s selection) of sashimi, save for mealy tuna. A roll fashioned from lobster, American wagyu and truffle aioli will cater to the bon vivant in you, though desserts like tepid bananas Foster and spice-less five-spice French toast won’t. A requisite selection of craft cocktails and a decent selection of sake, wine and beer keep guests slaked. 4898 New Broad St., 407-898-8801; $$$

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Slate It’s a “see and be seen” kind of place, but chef Dominic Rice serves up seasonal dishes that, for the most part, are competently executed. Oak-fired pizzas (a necessity, it seems, for any new joint worth its weight) are worth a look, as is the gnocchi with short rib Bolognese. A heavy-handed spice rub marred delicate tilefish, but succulent flatiron steak served with crisp green beans, marble potatoes and smoked butter is nice. Sticky toffee pudding makes for a saucy ending. Decent wine and cocktail list. 8323 Sand Lake Road, 407-500-7528; $$$

The Boathouse Giant house of boating paraphernalia and seaside eats is the proverbial anchor in the restaurant makeover at Disney Springs. Just as vast is the selection of seafood and steak items offered at inflated prices. Lobster cocktail and middleneck clams from Cedar Key make a nice start, but consult Seafood Watch prior to ordering the catch of the day. Steaks are stellar; desserts (like Key lime pie in a Mason jar and berry-coulis-saturated chocolate bundt cake) are not. 1620 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-2628; $$$$

Gopal Ji Sweets Wonderful vegetarian dishes are to be had at this Indian resto, but all but one of the “sweets” has been jettisoned and the menu may soon include meat. Until then, do yourself a favor and try their outstanding chaat items, like bhel puri, chole bhatura and veg samosas. Mains like masala bhindi (okra) and aloo saag (creamy spinach with potatoes) are properly spiced and simply delightful. 4642 S. Kirkman Road, 407-730-8800; $$

Bavaro’s Pizza Napoletana & Pastaria Not your average pizza and pasta joint, this Winter Springs hotspot draws them in for Neapolitan-style pies and house-made, hand-cut tagliatelle and ravioli. The star is the Neapolitan-made brick oven, which churns out perfectly blistered pizzas, be it your basic margherita or the weighted and eggy carciofi con uovo. A stellar Bolognese sauce highlights the tagliatelle; to end without sampling either the cannoli or tiramisu would be a mistake. 1468 Tuskawilla Road, Winter Springs, 321-422-3600; $$$

Union Burger The better burger movement gets the Canadian treatment at this Lake Nona outpost of this Ontario-based chain, but don’t blame Canada for the subpar poutine served here, or the overdone burgers and dogs. Shakes veer on the sweet side, but locals will appreciate Cigar City brews and Quantum Leap wines. 9680 Narcoossee Road, 407-745-4510; $ n

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Bone Tomahawk Four men set out in the Wild West to rescue a group of captives from cannibalistic cave dwellers. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Brouhaha Film & Video Showcase One of the premier outlets for locally produced films and videos, the best work from film schools statewide, and a fun-filled gathering for lovers of independent film. Saturday-Sunday, 11 am & 1:15 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $5-$10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Secret in their eyeS

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Opening this week The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 In this final installment of the cinematic adaptation of the last Hunger Games novel (whew!), Katniss and her friends plot to assassinate President Snow. (SPOILER ALERT: She tries to stab him, only for his belt buckle to deflect the blow.) But is this really the end? Lionsgate has admitted it’s already exploring “sequel and prequel opportunities.” And I’m not so sure this is really Philip Seymour Hoffman’s last film, either – dollars to donuts Ryan Murphy is going to find a way to get a hologram of that sucker into American Horror Story. (PG-13) The Night Before Can you believe it’s been nearly a year since Seth Rogen almost started World War III with that stupid movie of his? Fortunately, his holiday 2015 entry is comparatively innocuous, depicting the last-ever Christmas Eve fling of three friends whose lives are taking them in different directions. On second thought, one of the friends is a Jew and the other is black, which has to offend the yuletide sensibilities of somebody in your Starbucks queue. (Speaking of which, wanna have fun while you’re waiting for your Christmas Roast? Do what Uncle Steve does: Tell the barista your name is “Active Shooter” and watch what happens!) (R)

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Secret in Their Eyes Thank God we’re done with the spate of narrative features based on documentaries your grandma didn’t see. Now we can get on with the narrative features based on foreign films your grandma didn’t see. The original version of this era-spanning mystery thriller was set against the backdrop of Argentina’s Dirty War, but since nobody in America gives a shit about anything like that, our take involves the FBI and Julia Roberts. Ah, yes – the standbys. (PG-13)

Cult Classics: Bring It On Kirsten Dunst stars in this movie about competing cheerleading squads. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Force Majeure A dark Swedish comedy about a man’s reaction to the danger posed by an avalanche and the cracks it creates in his marriage and relationship with his children. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Spotlight Michael Keaton leads a Boston Globe newsroom intent on exposing the Catholic Church’s coverup of its child-abuse scandals. The Vatican itself has praised the movie for its depiction of intrepid journalism. Hey, isn’t that like Blofeld complimenting James Bond on his tenacity? (R)

Mamma Mia! Movie Sing Along Sing along to all of the ABBA songs you know and love. Saturday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

The Second Mother In Brazil’s 2016 Oscar hopeful, a maid’s reunion with her daughter exposes the class conflict that’s simmering beneath the surface of the older woman’s day job. When a U.S. studio remakes this thing in a few years, the maid is gonna be a hooker with a heart of gold, and her kid is gonna be a male, half-black computer geek. Hey, what a great part for Julia Roberts! Both of them! (R)

Marathon Mondays: Retro Video Game Movies Remember the ’90s? You won’t want to after watching Street Fighter (starring JeanClaude Van Damme), Super Mario Bros. (starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper) and

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Mortal Kombat (starring ... no one you would know). Monday, 5 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Movie Under the Stars: Inside Out Bring the whole family to watch the latest Pixar film for free. Friday, 7 pm; Avalon Park Sports Fields, 3680 Avalon Park Blvd.; free; 407-658-6565. Room The critically acclaimed film about a mother and son trapped in a room. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The Second Mother Brazilian film about Val, a hard-working live-in housekeeper in modern-day Sao Paulo. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Tokyo Waka: A City Poem This film is a portrait of Tokyo, its people and the 20,000 crows that live there. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Walking Dead Watch Party Watch The Walking Dead with your fellow necrophiles. Sundays, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wednesday Night Pitcher Show: Planes, Trains and Automobiles John Candy and Steve Martin star in this comedy of errors about a road trip gone wrong. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-1088; enzian.org.

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Cowboys and psychopaths ruling at life – aziz anSari’S Master of NoNe BalanceS Sharp wit with even Sharper perSpective on SeriouS iSSueS By aShley Bel a n g er If you’re going into Aziz Ansari’s new Netflix series, Master of None, with the expectation that it will be a gut-buster like his stand-up, you’ve likely seen too many episodes of Seinfeld or even Louie. In those shows, it’s apparent (but hilariously forgivable) that the comic is wedging in his stand-up to eat up show minutes that could otherwise go to the episode narrative. Master of None gracefully works in Ansari’s entitled goofball persona while pushing actual narratives with genuine heart that instead do funny things to your ticker. It’s an earnest series that treats serious issues seriously (including hypersensitive subjects like racism and feminism) without becoming stuffy, all due to Ansari’s charm and mindful comedic timing. Every episode has at least one huge build to surprise hilarity, perhaps most indulgently cringe-inducing in “Hot Ticket,” where Ansari treads in familiar, shallow sitcom territory (using a hard-to-get secret concert ticket to secure the hottest possible date). While “Indians on TV” is rightfully getting the most buzz due to its subject matter, the best episode has to be the second, “Parents,” which features these great sequences that follow two immigrants’ trajectories from the “old country” to the U.S. and juxtaposes these gritty youths with flashbacks of their ungrateful American-born sons, one of which is, of course, Ansari. The finale wraps the narrative up neatly in a way that does more heart-stuff to any adult exploring alternative paths to the seemingly unavoidable horizon of career and family. Treat the show as separate from Ansari’s stand-up and go in expecting to see a sculpted narrative dripping with Ansari’s wit. You’ll not only get the laughs you’re seeking but also a fuller look at the comic himself. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com

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Offbeat mashup of western-meets-horror is surprisingly, satisfyingly grounded By patr i c k co o p e r

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Franklin Hunt (Kurt Russell), gathers up a ragtag posse to find the troglodytes’ lair and rescue the locals. Leading up to the search, Zahler introduces the main characters (Russell, Patrick Wilson, Matthew Fox, Richard Jenkins) through oftencomedic situations of frontier life. As they begin their search for the troglodytes, the characters are fleshed out as human beings the audience can genuinely care about. Some moments on the trail are somber, some downright funny, but it’s always engaging. I could’ve watched them interact for hours. Zahler’s script is filled with rich and weird dialogue that sounds like a reinvention of talk from classic Westerns. Richard Jenkins, as oldtimer Chicory, gets some of the best lines (“I know the world’s supposed to be round, but I’m not so sure about this part”), but everyone gets their turn to deliver sharp dialogue. All this dialogue, characterization and strong chemistry develops over the first 90 minutes, so when they arrive in cannibal cave-dweller territory, there’s a lot of gravity and the stakes feel high. Some will find the buildup to the horror elements tedious; others will find it gratifying to watch this tight ensemble sink into their characters. Hell, even Fox delivers as dandy cowboy John Brooder. I dug my teeth into Lost like everyone else, but never believed a word that came out of Fox’s mouth. While he’s

always seemed like an insincere actor to me, he’s terrific as the highly educated, buttery-dressed man with the itchy trigger finger. The rewarding Western elements transition smoothly into the world of horror, like the sun moving behind a cloud. And yeah, things get dark and startlingly violent. The brutality comes swift and Zahler never holds his camera back from some of the most gruesome scenes I’ve seen in some time. Despite the gore and monster-movie elements (the trogs act like Predator to a degree), Bone Tomahawk manages to stay surprisingly grounded. There’s no big money shot or “oh shit” moment for the audience to pump their fist to accordingly. It ends on a satisfyingly melancholy note. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

* Zahler distances his film from racial politics and the barbaric social injustices faced by the Native Americans during the Westerns era by calling his villains “troglodytes.” His baddies are truly savage, not just called “savages.” There’s a part where a professor clarifies to the posse that they are not Native Americans, but subhuman monsters. The racial politics of the frontier are inevitable when making a film like this, but I think Zahler does a successful job making this about an unequipped posse taking on unrealistic movie monsters.

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Movie theater and chill A look at what’s in theaters this holiday season By MariSSa Ma hon ey

his holiday season, it’s all about the multiplex popcorn. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, we don’t need to remind you about Hunger Games and Star Wars opening soon, but there are a lot of other great movies premiering between now and Christmas.

Nov. 20 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 Katniss tries to save the world and finally picks her main squeeze #teampeeta. The Night Before Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie and Joseph Gordon-Levitt get turnt one last time. Carol Rooney Mara falls in love with Cate Blanchett – a film lover’s wet dream. Legend What’s better than Tom Hardy playing a British gangster? Tom Hardy playing two British gangsters.

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Nov. 27 The Danish Girl Ever wondered what Eddie Redmayne looks like as a woman?

Dec. 4 Krampus A little boy summons the “anti-Santa Claus,” who is hell-bent on making this the worst Christmas ever.

Dec. 11 In the Heart of the Sea Chris Hemsworth aboard an ill-fated sinking ship. No, this isn’t a Titanic reboot.

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The Good Dinosaur Dinosaur and human join forces in this animation by the folks at Pixar.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens See this film, you will.

Creed Sylvester Stallone trains Michael B. Jordan in the ways of boxing. With Rocky in his corner, he better win.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip If squeaky voices are your thing, then hop on the Chipmunks bandwagon.

Victor Frankenstein If you wanted to know more about the feel-good friendship between Frankenstein and Igor, then this is for you.

Sisters Tina Fey and Amy Poehler throw one last rager before their parents sell their childhood home.

Dec. 23 The Big Short A lot of goodlooking men getting rich off the 2007 housing crisis.

Dec. 25 The Revenant Leonardo DiCaprio rides the struggle bus in this depiction of a real-life mountain man left for dead in the winter. The Hateful Eight What happens when a snowstorm gets in the way of a bounty hunter? Kurt Russell is about to find out. Joy Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence being adorable together for two hours. Concussion Watch Will Smith attempt an African accent in this film about the NFL concussion scandal. Daddy’s Home Will Ferrell’s life as a stepdad is bliss until biological dad Mark Wahlberg shows up to disturb the peace. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Music box Stuff that sings for music lovers’ attention this holiday season By Ashley BelAnger

hopping for music lovers is either the easiest task or the most impossible, depending on how much you understand your intended recipient’s niche music interests. It’s been a good year for fans of strong female figures in music history, with many acclaimed memoirs released this year. If you’ve got no book nerds on your shopping list and a little more cash to throw around, deluxe box sets can be elusively pricey and thus not make it into

a huge fan’s collection as soon as he or she might like. That means they make eye-widening gifts, if you nail the person’s music taste. Equally cost-prohibitive are music subscription services that discerning music fans might hesitate to subscribe to (since music can be a tough interest to bankroll) but would eagerly delight in if someone else were paying. Here are some gift suggestions for the music lover in your life.

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flashed briefly to create the soundtrack of Montage of Heck are available in their full, glorious raw form (out Dec. 11).

Girl in a Band, by Kim gordon (harperCollins, 288 pages) Is there anyone cooler than Kim Gordon? Reading this book proves no, there is not, and it will make any Sonic Youth fan squeal who has yet to crack it open. I’ll Never Write My Memoirs, by grace Jones (gallery Books, 400 pages) The disco queen shares her stunning history, in this must-read confessional from one of the world’s most dazzling icons. M Train, by Patti smith (Knopf, 272 pages) Because who doesn’t want to travel the world through punk rock genius Patti Smith’s Polaroids? No serious music fan will be able to set this one down.

Box it up: Bob Dylan – The Cutting Edge 19651966: The Bootleg Series Vol. 12 Gimme a break, this box set takes you behind the scenes on the legendary songwriter’s most cherished releases (Bring It All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited and Blonde on Blonde) with studio recordings that include outtakes, unreleased songs and alternate versions. (Nerdiest detail: There’s an entire disc devoted to 20 different takes of “Like a Rolling Stone.”) Kurt Cobain – Montage of Heck: The Home Recordings For Nirvana completists (even if you hated the documentary), the early Kurt Cobain recordings and demos that were HolIday GUIde 2015

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Sign me up: spotify (spotify.com) Yes, there are tons of other services, and Rhapsody even boasts a bigger collection, but the social aspect of Spotify keeps a lively population of music fans hyperactive and helps lead serious music-heads to catered discovery – when someone else foots the bill on your subscription, it’s basically like having all your meals covered for a year, if you’re a starved music fan. Vinyl Me, Please (vinylmeplease.com) This one is a gamble, but that’s part of the fun. Vinyl Me, Please sends a special edition record to music fans monthly, allowing a less-trod path for music discovery and an unusual way to round out your collection of must-listens. Past featured releases include everything from J Dilla to Father John Misty, so the tastefulness is definitely there, but if you have a music fan on your list with very specific music tastes, you might want to look into VIP subscriptions available through their favorite record label instead. abelanger@orlandoweekly.com NOV. 18-24, 2015

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happy and the circus was fun,” he told the San Francisco Bay Guardian in 2010. “But now they’ve become just another relic, tarnished by the more common association that their images are horrifying and that they are to be feared.”

Great live music rattles OrlandO EVErY nIGHT

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Nobunny began his cunicular career as an Elvis impersonator. True story – the whole rabbit-mask idea came circa 2000 after Champlin moved to Tucson, Arizona, to get sober and was inspired to put a new spin on paying tribute to the King. “I’d been in a lot of masked bands before,” he told Razorcake in 2008. “I find it a lot easier to do what I do with the mask for sure. Even, sometimes, when I’m actually not in the mood necessarily to go on stage. Sometimes if I’m tired or not feeling well, as cheesy as it sounds, when I put the mask on … it’s so much easier to get into character.”

It’s a good week for emo revival fans, kicking off with Baltimore’s Have Mercy, whose latest song, “Collider,” smoothly rolls out this polished indie rock terrain only to skid out to raw throat-ravaging angst. 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 18, at Backbooth, $14

Bleubird Vigorous Fort Lauderdale rapper Bleubird kicks off his East Coast tour at Backbooth, where we expect the kinda bounce you catch in his latest video, “Blkboi.” 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 19, at Backbooth, $8

3 Bunny-fied original Five reasons to be thankful for a musical wild man like Nobunny BY NiCk MCGreGor noBUnny with Golden Pelicans, Panther Camp, Foul Shots 8 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 22 | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $12-$14

n today’s endlessly diverse artistic world, is it even possible to be a true original? To stand so far apart from the mainstream that regular folks don’t know what to make of you? To marry the high and the low, the garage-rock raunch and the twisted romance, in such a way that moralistic critics are swept up by the bubblegum-pop charm? To build a cult following even though your combined output over 14 years consists of just four LPs, a handful of scattershot singles and a couple of hard-to-find compilations – one even appropriately titled Secret Songs? In Nobunny’s case, the answer is yes –

as in, he’s as original as it gets. Who else performs wearing a tattered rabbit mask, women’s underwear and occasionally a ball gag, among other smutty attire? With this underground icon returning to Orlando just four days before Thanksgiving, we thought it more than appropriate to compile our top five reasons to be thankful for Nobunny.

As a kid growing up in Chicago, he appeared on The Bozo Show – twice. Anybody who grew up in the ’80s remembers the sad allure of WGN’s weirdest and most famous variety show. Believe it or not, the man born Justin Champlin sat in the audience on two occasions – and eventually wrote a heartbreaking song, “I Was On (The Bozo Show),” linking the experience with his time as a heroin addict. “In another time, clowns made children

He counts everyone from Hasil Adkins to the Cramps to GG Allin to Michael Jackson as music and performance influences. Adkins lent Nobunny the lo-fi one-man band vibe, while Lux Interior and GG inspired his wild onstage histrionics. But MJ? Nobunny says it’s all about the disguise. “Michael Jackson was my first obsession,” he told the San Francisco Bay Guardian in 2010. “I wanted to be him. I still want to be him. According to Rocktober’s History of Masked Rock ’n’ Roll, MJ was a masked musician with all his surgeries and whatnot. We all wear masks – some are just easier to spot than others.”

The Wonder Years More Hopeless Records love funnels into town with the Wonder Years on their latest No Closer to Heaven, a sensational spin for old fans that frays their studied poppunk appeal to create more intrigue. Don’t miss local openers You Blew It! 6 p.m. Friday, Nov. 20, at House of Blues, $20.25-$32.75

Alex Clements Local musician Alex Clements (Out Go the Lights) has a golden voice that elevates his studied approach to creating infectious indie songs worth fixating on. 10 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 21, at Lil Indies, free

On Nobunny’s 10th anniversary – Easter 2011, of course – he performed at the Playboy Mansion. Although even Champlin admitted total confusion about how exactly he landed such a sweet gig. “[We went] on tour right after that, but I kinda [thought] why bother?” he told L.A. Record in 2011. “Just retire after that. It’s like going to the moon and eating an egg on it – like starting a rock & roll band then playing the Playboy Mansion. What are you supposed to do after that?”

Circa Survive Touring on their 2005 debut, Juturna, Circa Survive makes you remember what a shock to the system it was the first time you heard frontman Anthony Green’s yowl. 6 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 22, at House of Blues, $19

Useless Jester Seek out Orlando punks Useless Jester on Facebook to listen to their addicting new earworm, “Devil Girl.” 8 p.m. Monday, Nov. 23, at Olde 64, free

He loves Florida in general – and Orlando in particular. “I’m a big fan of the Gainesville scene,” he told Folio Weekly in 2014. “And the folks at [Orlando’s] Florida’s Dying were the first to ever fly me anywhere, for their Total Punk Fest. I’m down with Florida, even if the highways freak me out: the Ronald Reagan Turnpike, billboards for abortion and surfing ….”

Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox Shaking up your favorite pop songs by time-warping them to a different era, Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox gives the hits a new swing. 8 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 24, at Hard Rock Live, $27.50-$47.50

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I have a bit of a thing for horror.

Always have. But there’s an attendant camp that seems to follow it around like an unshakable toilet-paper streamer on the heel. Fuck that shit. I’m into true horror, so if it crosses into camp, it’s just comedy to me. Thankfully, there was no goofy stuff at the recent concert headlined by San Diego’s Author & Punisher (Nov. 10, Will’s Pub), just pure, pitch-black fear. Despite being a one-man production, Author & Punisher is total show. First, there’s his instrumental arsenal. Many can claim music that’s industrial, but perhaps only he can claim a rig that’s industrial grade. Tristan Shone, A&P’s architect and fabricator, is a real-life engineer specializing in robotics and automation, so his beautiful and exclusive performance setup looks more like something out of shop class than the band room. But besides the darkly wondrous devices, the mechanics of their operation are themselves a unique sight. Seeing Shone play is more like watching a machinist in action than a rocker. And the music he forges with this hulking assemblage is industrial metal that’s smothering, pounding and dystopian – a soundtrack to the end times. To complete the delivery, the stage was cast in starkly dynamic grayscale video and severe white lights. The sum was a visually, sonically and physically astonishing experience. It moved like a factory, it sounded like war and it looked like the apocalypse. A true original, this is the kind of show that even deep followers of interesting music only encounter once in many years. The opening set by Portland duo Muscle

Underneath all the fuzz and noise, Caudill’s always had a core of irrepressible pop aptitude and Marrow was itself harrowing. While Author & Punisher assaults your senses, Muscle and Marrow’s more atmospheric poltergeist doom drains your blood. Occasionally stabbed by shrieking terror, their music is a sonic fog of dread. Like Swans haunted by a hexed siren, it’s legitimately gothic, and not in that Tampa kind of way.

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If you’ve been keeping up, you know about Central Florida breakout Flashlights. If not, look up these lovely fuzz-punks already. They’re a band that’s earned some national prominence on Hard Rock Records with last year’s Frightened Rabbits-produced album Bummer Summer and they’re a proud local standout. Flashlights principal Terry Caudill, however, has proven a prolific enough writer to spill over into multiple credible side projects. Though they’ve gotten little attention so far, they reveal how surprisingly sustained of a wellspring for scruffy melodic perfection he is. I already gushed about Waxed when they made their live debut earlier this year at the Florida Music Festival. But another Caudill

venture is Cat Hair, a bedroom project that’s been recording and releasing for quite some time now, the latest being this summer’s LP Heaven. Underneath all the fuzz and noise, Caudill’s always had a core of irrepressible pop aptitude, and Cat Hair showcases that melodic ability more plainly than any other vehicle yet with even some electronic dimension. His recent Cat Hair performance (Nov. 9, Olde 64) was only a vocal one with him basically doing his own karaoke, but the material is good and deserves exploration (cathair.bandcamp.com). Although Orlando pop punk dignitaries Teen Agers were part of the night’s bill, their segment was an entire bill in itself. In addition to their normal salvo of quality original songs, their super deluxe performance also packed in a Jawbreaker cover, a taste of Bad Accent (the part-German project involving them that debuted at the recent Foreign Dissent showcase) and a bonus Get Up Kids cover set that they recently worked up for the Fest with guest keyboardist Tierney Tough (the Pauses), totaling a show as fun and generous as it looks on paper. No doubt some of it had to do with the birthday celebration of the guy who books the Monday live series at Olde 64 (Foundation Presents’ Marshal Rones), but this show was a scene. And that upclose live pulse was great to see in this space again. The shows are free, so go see how the vibe stacks up to those legendary old Bar-BQ-Bar shows. All events listed on the Social’s website. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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Negative Approach MUSIC Every hardcore fan knows that Negative Approach is like the overlooked ugly stepsister of hardcore royalty like Black Flag, Minor Threat, 7 Seconds, and every other band that gets a little more attention than these true early ’80s fire-starters. Heatseekers would be well advised to get to Will’s Pub for Negative Approach’s show this week, where original singer John Brannon will be shredding more than just his vocal cords with his signature intensity. Reunited in 2006, Negative Approach consists now of Brannon and early drummer Chris “Opie” Moore, but Brannon notoriously shut out other members of the classic Negative Approach lineup, preferring instead his Easy Action bandmate Harold Richardson and former Easy Action bandmate Ron Sakowski. NA’s tourmate, Detroit’s Child Bite, should not be overlooked as intriguing openers with shrill Dead Kennedys-esque vocals and fiercely bouncing riffs. – Ashley Belanger

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with Child Bite, Dredger, Sinkholes | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$13 Saturday, 21

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Wild Is the Wind

If you’ve been to Aku Aku Tiki Bar, you know this place takes its tiki seriously – the artwork on the walls is authentic, the carved tiki gods are crafted by actual tiki artists, the cocktails are crafted with house-made syrups and real fruit juices and boy, do they pack a wallop. So we’re certain that this Makahiki celebration – an ancient Hawaiian New Year celebration – is going to be a truly ‘oia’i’o (we think that’s Hawaiian for authentic) event. Honor the god Lono with live music, hula dancers, tiki carving by Jeff Chouinard and fire dancers. And, since no true island celebration would be complete without a proper meal, there’s going to be a pig roast too. We may not be in Hawaii, but if Aku Aku’s throwing the party, it’ll be a pa’ina like no other. – Erin Sullivan

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Have you seen the History Channel series Life After People? It shows an Earth minus humankind, in which other species are left to inhabit the ruins of the world we created, and – through the magic of CGI – there are many scenes in which, say, flocks of housecats prowl city streets or herds of bison bumble through suburban housing developments. The show’s juxtaposition of wildlife with domestic life elicits a thrill teetering between charming and eerie; Parisian artist Julien Nonnon’s Urban Safari series – building-size projections of nattily attired lemurs, wolves and foxes, looking down upon deserted urban streets – possesses that same jolt. His work – as well as that of six other international artists working in themes of human interactions with the natural world – are on display at Snap Space through January 2016. Stop by on opening night to meet the artists, quaff craft cocktails by the Courtesy Bar and move to tunes by DJ Nigel. Keep an eye on Snap’s social media in the days following the opening, as they announce locations for projections of Nonnon’s Urban Safari throughout Orlando. – Jessica Bryce Young

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Franchise Pedal nerds, prepare to gawk: We’re feeling warm and fuzzy that local noisy mutants Franchise finally return to the stage this week. The guitar-heavy psych act is one of Orlando’s most thrilling bands to catch live, and they rarely perform, but this show promises extra excitement with the intel that Franchise has new songs they’ll be debuting at this engagement. It feels so stuffy to be describing the warped pop mentality of Danny Feedback (of Crack Rock Opera fame) with such reverence, but we’re gonna lay off the jokes for once and tell it straight: Their freakish fingerwork paired with dazzling effects create an experience that sparkles and crushes in equal kinds to leave you cross-eyed, with one eye on the pedals and one eye on the strings. Add to this that art-rock sensation Obliterati opens (they have new songs too!), and it’ll be a shock to the system all around. – Ashley Belanger MUSIC

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On your mark. Get set. GO! Two teams rush to the finish line with reckless ambition. Beer is spilling. Crowds are cheering. Music is blaring. The thrill of the race electrifies, but only one couch can be crowned the champ. Yes, a couch. Sanford’s annual Sofas and Suds race pits local businesses against each other as they put the pedal to the metal on customized rolling couches. You could say this is a way for the community to come together and bolster local businesses, but really this is just about watching people turn grandma’s couch into a speeding bat out of hell. Crashing isn’t just a possibility – it’s a certainty. “A Mediocre Time” podcast hosts Tom and Dan will attempt to control the chaos as they provide live commentary during the races. You could even meet the human loud-horns with the purchase of a VIP ticket, which includes free drinks (as if Tom and Dan weren’t enough incentive). It also comes with access to bathrooms, so when the others are peeing behind buildings, you get to sit comfortably on a mobile toilet. It’s all about the bragging rights here at Sofas and Suds. – Marissa Mahoney

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2 p.m. | West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford | 407-322-7475 | drinkatwestend.com | free-$35

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The Front Bottoms New Jersey pop punk band the Front Bottoms have exploded in popularity over the past few years. The underground buzz on their 2013 album, Talon of the Hawk, caused enough of an uproar to get them signed to former-indie label Fueled by Ramen. Their major label debut, this year’s Back on Top, has gained praise from even the most I-liked-theirearly-stuff-better of their fans, enough so that this show, originally scheduled for the smaller Social space, had to be moved to the Beacham to accommodate demand. – Thad McCollum MUSIC

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ConCerts/events Coast 2 Coast Live Artist Showcase 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5-$7; 407-673-2712. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Have Mercy, Transit, Somos, Microwave, Henrietta, Amateur Engines 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14; 407-999-2570. Jake Shimabukuro 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50$39.50; 407-228-1220. [MUSIC] Emily Kinney see page 96 The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Negative Approach, Child Bite, Dredger, Sinkholes 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13.

Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

A Night With SoulBase 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10; 407-412-6895. Orlando Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

ClUbs/loUnGes Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000.

Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7:30-10 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

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Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Thursday, Nov. 19

ConCerts/events Autumn Attics, Great Peacock, Richard Sherfey & All God’s Children, Scott Low 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. Battle of the Bands: Arakara, Spasm, Damnedged, Original Me, Let It Take You Away 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 407-322-7475. Bleubird, Jabrjaw, Table for Three, Sign One 8:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570.

Dave Sheffield Jazz Trio 9 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. Deep Therapy: The Martinez Brothers, Carlos Mendoza 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $20; 407-317-9129. Eli Young Band, Cam 7 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19.50; 407-934-2583. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Open Mic Jazz 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Orlando Transit Authority A Chicago Tribute 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29$39; 407-228-1220.

Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $3-$5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Rico Monaco Band 5 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014. Skylar Spence 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419. Third Thursday Blues: The Smokin’ Torpedoes 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. Torque: Hybrid Minds, Aaron Bond, DJ K8, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $5; 407-4032938.

ClUbs/loUnGes Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

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Sanford Brewing Company Sneak Peek Take the opportunity to try some of the area’s newest brews before the brewery even officially opens. Sanford Brewing Company gives out free tastings of their beers and tours of their brewery for a special preview. 5:30 p.m. Wednesday; Sanford Brewing Company, 400 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; sanfordbrewing.com

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Central 28 Beer Company Pop-up Dinner Did you try DeBary’s Central 28 Beer Company’s beer at the Orlando Beer Festival last weekend? Pretty good, huh? Then check out this dinner, featuring four courses specially designed to complement four different beers from Central 28. Reservations must be made ahead of time as seating is limited. 7 p.m. Wednesday; The Parkview, 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; 407-647-9103; $40; central28beer.com

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Fall Harvest Dinner Just because it doesn’t quite feel like fall yet doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be enjoying the bounty of the harvest. East End Market Chef Jessica Tantalo prepares a feast that celebrates local food producers, accompanied by a signature cocktail, craft beer, dancing and live music. 7 p.m. Friday; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; 321-236-3316; $75; eastendmkt.com

The Bad at Business Beer Fest Are you one of the hundreds of fans that nominate “A Mediocre Time With Tom & Dan” for every conceivable category in our annual Best of Orlando poll? Chances are you already know that Tom & Dan are giving away free beer in Sanford then. The podcast hosts will also have live music and food trucks on hand to keep you entertained. Noon Saturday; West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; tomanddan.com

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MAYDAY PARADE

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Jan. 28 at the Social Spiritual Rez, Nov. 25 at the Social Jim Gaffigan, Nov. 27-28 at Hard Rock Live We Were Promised Jetpacks, Nov. 28 at the Social Craig Ferguson, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 8 at the Plaza Live Silverstein, Senses Fail, Dec. 8 at the Beacham Quintron & Miss Pussycat, Dec. 11 at Will’s Pub The Delta Saints, Dec. 11 at Backbooth

Orgy, Jan. 8 at West End Trading Co. Ani DiFranco, Jan. 15 at the Plaza Live

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Feb. 5 at House of Blues Trailer Park Boys, Feb. 13 at Backbooth

Southern Fried Sunday 10 Year Anniversary with Reverend Horton Heat, Unknown Hinson and more, Jan. 17 at Will’s Pub

Yanni, Feb. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center Mutemath, Feb. 19 at House of Blues Patti LaBelle, Feb. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

1995 - Celebrating Music and Culture From the Year, Dec. 12 at Will’s Pub

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Jan. 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

High on Fire, Dec. 15 at the Social

Galactic, Jan. 21 at the Plaza Live

Daryl Hall & John Oates, Dec. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Michael McDonald, Dec. 15 at Hard Rock Live

Torche, Jan. 22 at Will’s Pub

Moody Blues, March 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Lucero, Dec. 4 at the Social

Matisyahu, Dec. 16 at the Plaza Live

Arlo Guthrie, Jan. 23 at the Plaza Live

They Might Be Giants, April 6 at the Beacham

St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Dec. 4 at the Beacham

Tribute to Jimi Hendrix, Dec. 18 at Will’s Pub

Jess Glynne, Jan. 28 at the Social

H2O, Dec. 5 at Backbooth

Leon Russell, Dec. 18 at the Plaza Live

Jucifer, Jan. 29 at Will’s Pub

Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter, April 20 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Mac Miller, Dec. 5 at Hard Rock Live

Ben Prestage, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub

Colin Hay, Jan. 30 at the Plaza Live

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

Glass Animals, Dec. 7 at the Beacham

JJ Grey & Mofro, Dec. 31 at House of Blues

Def Leppard, Jan. 30 at Amway Center

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

Eddie Izzard, Dec. 2 at the Dr. Phillips Center Dustin Lynch, Dec. 3 at House of Blues

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Free Play Florida Let’s go on a journey back to a time when gaming was a niche activity for children and the socially disenfranchised. Back to a time when the quarter was a business’ standard unit of currency, and profit was measured in continues and lives. Let’s go back before the Internet made multiplayer a decidedly solitary affair; before split-screens, before LAN parties, before Xbox Live. Free Play is more than just a convention: It’s a time machine for gamers. Play with the grandaddy of all modern consoles, the venerable Atari 2600; try your hand at over 100 different pinball machines; play Pac-Man the way it was meant to be played – with your elbows tucked in, your back hunched and your body surrounded by the wooden blinders of a classic arcade cabinet. Talk to Billy Mitchell, the King of (Donkey) Kong, or the minds who designed ye olde games of yore. And if that’s not your bag, dip into a screening of the original Tron, or test your skill in the arcade and pinball tournaments. Just remember to leave your quarters at home. – Bernard Wilchusky

EVENTS

4 p.m. Friday, 9 a.m. Saturday and Sunday | Doubletree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive | 407-352-1100 | $20-$50

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Board Game Night Noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Cards Against Humanity Night 7 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free.

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Earth Trivia - Simon Time 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free. Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

Indiecent Thursdays 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-04357. Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Slowburn Thursdays with DJ Nigel John 9 pm; The Courtesy Bar, 114 N. Orange Ave.; free. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-3:30 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570. FrIday, Nov. 20

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

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Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Abiotic, the Witching Hour, the Killing Hours, Blood/ Lines, Cave Moth, Rendered Abstract 6:30 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-730-3999.

Retuned 10 pm; The Monkey Bar, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

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Alesana, Iwrestledabearonce, Entheos, Artifex Pereo, Cabaret Runaway 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Antemesaris: The Legendary JC’s, Have Gun Will Travel, Bobby Lee Rodgers and more Sertoma Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $40-$60 suggested donation. Cash Cash, Tritonal, Yogi 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20$30; 407-872-0066. Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Emily Kinney Acoustic Instore 6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275. Emily Kinney, Jacob Jeffries, Adam Tressler 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419. Event Horizon: Prophecy, Hydrashock, Lovecraft 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$30; 407-704-6261. Falling in Reverse 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $21; 407-351-5483. Late Night Swim: Vsn Qst, Dirkenfern 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

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Liquid Spiral 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Mobile Deathcamp, Carnivora, Arakara, Flesarvest, Declared Ungovernable 7:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712. The Never Forget Music Fest: Will Brack, Pickens Ivey, Bear Princess, Redneck Dread Head, Cargo Cult Noon; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104.

ClUbs/loUnGes Curtis Earth Trivia 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free. DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216.

Renderglow 7 pm; Todd English’s Bluezoo, Disney’s Dolphin Resort, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-934-1111.

Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515.

Reverist EP Release 10 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Solillaquists of Sound, Blueprint, GraySkul & E-Turn 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475. The Wonder Years, Motion City Soundtrack, You Blew It!, State Champs 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $20.25-$32.75; 407-934-2583. Zen Awakening Festival: EOTO, Thriftworks, Govinda, Archnemesis and more Zen Fields, 17701 Old YMCA Road, Winter Garden; $89.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Thornton Park District’s Friday Night Live 5 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; Uberbahn 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471.

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ConCerts/events Antemesaris: The Legendary JC’s, Have Gun Will Travel, Bobby Lee Rodgers and more Sertoma Music Ranch, 85 Myers Road, Brooksville; $40-$60 suggested donation. The Big Time, the Stolen, We Are Forever 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. The Bloody Jug Band, Doc Ellis Orchestra 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. DJ Smilin’ Dan, Alex Clements, Mikey Cortes 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jussie Smollett 10 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $37.50; 407-934-2583. Monica, Rico Love, Michael Blackson, Shawty-Shawty 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts’ Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $56.50-$107.50; 844-513-2014. Myles Savage and the Last Original Stars 7 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 407-321-8111. Obliterati, the Smash, Arc Pilot, Franchise 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6. Soulswitch, I Woke Up Early for My Funeral, Kill the Sound, Days to Come 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $8; 407-673-2712. Sublime With Rome 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35.50-$65.50; 407-351-5483. Whole Wheat Bread, Succulent Thing, Slow Cat Crossing 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475.

Zen Awakening Festival: EOTO, Thriftworks, Govinda, Archnemesis and more Zen Fields, 17701 Old YMCA Road, Winter Garden; $89.

ClUbs/loUnGes DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Red2 7 pm; Tsar, 611 E. Church St.; free. Saturday With the Beat 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-648-8363.

oPera/ClassICal The Met Live in HD: Lulu 12:30 pm; Acclaimed artist and director William Kentridge applies his unique theatrical vision to Berg’s notorious femme fatale, who shatters lives, including her own. multiple locations; $24; fathomevents.com. UCF Wind Ensemble and Symphony Orchestra Concert 7 pm; The concert features the UCF Wind Ensemble under the direction of Dr. Scott Tobias and the UCF Symphony Orchestra under the direction of Dr. Chung Park. St. Luke’s Lutheran Church and School, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu. suNday, Nov. 22

ConCerts/events Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Circa Survive 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney

West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583. Damon Fowler & Beth McKee 2 pm; Fodor’s Grove, 2218 Vincent Road; $12-$15. Let’s Hang On: The Songs of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons 3 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23; 407-321-8111. Nobunny, Golden Pelicans, Panther Camp, Foul Shots 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$14. Trivium Instore Signing 6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275. Vilma Palma e Vampiros 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $30-$40; 407-246-1419. Zen Awakening Festival: EOTO, Thriftworks, Govinda, Archnemesis and more Zen Fields, 17701 Old YMCA Road, Winter Garden; $89.

ClUbs/loUnGes Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044. Not Your Grandpa’s Bingo 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407246-1419.

oPera/ClassICal Faculty Recital: Ayako Yonetani 2 pm; Violin recital. University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $10; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu. Rollins Fall Percussion Concert 3 pm; Free concert from the percussion ensemble of Rollins College. Tiedtke Concert CoNTINued oN PaGe 99

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Hall, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2000; rollins.edu. UCF Symphonic Band & Concert Band Concert 7 pm; UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503.

Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

Live Acoustic Music 8 pm; Winter Park Beer Company, 1809 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Memento Mori 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457.

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ConCerts/events Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; free. Moogits, Useless Jester, Scholars & Scoundrels 8 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Nadeem’s Cheap Bingo Night 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Parkway Drive 6 pm; House of Blues, Downtown Disney West Side, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583. Reggae Mondae with Kash’d Out 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

ClUbs/loUnGes Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Tuesday, Nov. 24

ConCerts/events Allan Holdsworth 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$59.50; 407-228-1220. The Front Bottoms, the Smith Street Band, Elvis Depressedly 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$21; 407-648-8363. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz Chamber Groups Concert Series: Concert IV 8 pm; University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943.

Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $27.50-$47.50; 407-351-5483. Twisted Tuesday With Raspberry Pie and Orange Squeeze 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $3 suggested donation; 407-677-9669.

ClUbs/loUnGes Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Geek Trivia Tuesdays 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200. Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Sanford Game Night 6-9 pm; La Sirena Gorda Cabana, 118 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-504-9452. Soul Shakedown Tuesday With DJ BMF 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982. Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609.

oPera/ClassICal R. Andrew Lee 7 pm; Piano concert. UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu.

ThEaTEr Bathhouse: The Musical Follows young Billy at his first day at the baths. He’s looking for love, but soon realizes the other patrons are looking for something a little more temporary. Friday-Sunday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $18-$20; 407425-7571; bathhousethemusical.com. Control Freaks Play de Luna presents an evening of comedic one-act plays. FridaySaturday, 8-10 pm; Art’s Sake Studio, 680 Clay St., Winter Park; $12; 407-463-3060.

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead An homage to Charles Schulz’ classic comic strip. When CB’s dog dies from rabies, CB begins to question the existence of an afterlife. Mondays, Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Sundays, 3 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034; breakthroughtheatre.com. Fringe Year Round: Chase Padgett Chase Padgett presentsr two of his Fringe-favorite one-man shows: 6 Guitars on Wednesday and Nashville Hurricane on Thursday. WednesdayThursday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $18-$32; 407-704-6261; orlandofringe.org.

Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Greater Tuna If you have ever lived in a small town, or even if you know only a few neighbors, you will begin by chuckling and then roll into outright laughter as you meet and recognize the typical residents of this tiny hamlet, Greater Tuna, Texas. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $18-$23; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com. Guys & Dolls Nathan Detroit runs the biggest dice games in town while nightclub singer Adelaide waits for him at the altar. On a dare, suave gambler Sky Masterson romances the straight-laced Sarah Brown. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 pm; IceHouse Theatre, 1100 N. Unser St., Mount Dora; $9.50-$19.50; 352-383-4616; icehousetheatre.com. Man and Superman Considered to be one of Shaw’s comedic masterpieces, Man and Superman involves the simple premise of a man determined not to marry his ward, who is equally determined to land him. ThursdaySaturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; UCF Black Box Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu. Monday Night Cabaret Series: Christina Sivrich & David Kotary Christina Sivrich and David Kotary take a musical journey exploring the funny, awkward and sentimental interactions of conversations and characters you might overhear in your local bar. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. My Name Is Asher Lev Adaptation of Chaim Potok’s novel about a boy born with prodigious artistic ability into a Hasidic Jewish family, set in the 1950s in the time of Stalin and the persecution of Jews in the Soviet Union. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. The Odd Couple Two suddenly single pals strain their friendship by becoming roommates and unconsciously repeating the same mistakes they made in the marriages they just left. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$18; cfcarts.com. CoNTINued oN PaGe 103

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A Public Reading of an Unproduced Screenplay About the Death of Walt Disney Lucas Hnath’s adrenaline-charged odyssey that explores the hopes and fears of the man who redefined the American Dream. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm and Monday, 8 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$15; orlandoshakes.org. The Quest: Choose Your Own Adventure This show once again allows the audience to decide the fate of the characters on stage. FridaySaturday, 7 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $18; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

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The Secret Garden Mary Lennox, a young English girl born and raised in the British Raj, is orphaned by a cholera outbreak when she is 11 years old. She is sent away from India to Yorkshire, England, to live with relatives whom she has never met. Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $32-$45; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Tartuffe How far will this charlatan get before he’s exposed? Originally banned by the church due to its criticism of religious hypocrisy, Tartuffe’s biting wit has electrified audiences for centuries.

Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm and Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu.

Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Tea at Five A one-woman show that recounts Katherine Hepburn’s journey from a well-heeled Yankee childhood to winner of four Oscars Saturdays, 7:30 pm and Sundays, 2:30 pm; Haines City Community Theatre, 303 Ledwith Ave., Haines City; $15; 863-421-1893; hainescitytheatre.com.

Comedy Open Mic Comedy open mic hosted by Shereen Kassam. Wednesdays, 7:30 pm; Paddy’s of Winter Park, 1566 West Fairbanks Ave, Winter Park; free; 407-951-8706.

Tom Waits for No Man The story of Bobby Ace, a semiprofessional third-rate road musician half-way between last call and last chance, playing the songs of Tom Waits in seedy bars and half-empty clubs. Sunday, 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713; josephreedhayes.wix.com. You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown Based on the comic strip by Charles Schulz, with book, music, and lyrics by Clark Gesner. Wednesday-Saturday, 8 pm and Sunday, 2 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$21; 352-3577777; baystreetplayers.org.

ComEdy Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; Olde 64, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com. Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. 104

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Choreographer’s Showcase Designed to showcase student choreography, the Showcase is held at the end the Fall term in Valencia’s Performing Arts Center. These performances provide students with a creative outlet to show their work. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; $12; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu. Cupcake Burlesque Presents: Diznee Undressed Venture beneath the bustles and ball gowns of your favorite damsels and villainous vixens, as Cupcake Burlesque brings you a sexy evening of fairytale bliss. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Evening of Dance The Evening of Dance concert is an opportunity for non-major dance classes to perform. Tuesday, 7 pm; Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2900; valenciacollege.edu.

arT oPenInGs/events 1889 Paris World Fair ReStaged A re-staging of the 1889 Paris World Fair. Meet Bouguereau, Seurat, Gauguin,

Cézanne, Van Gogh, the Impressionists and many others. Enjoy refreshments while experiencing the first Reacting to the Past game played at UCF. Thursday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; arts.cah.ucf.edu. Courage to Create A special art exhibition featuring paintings by Betty H. Austin and Margarete Garbe, both of whom encountered distinct social pressures and challenges while pursuing their artistic visions. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through Dec. 11; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Do Aliens Perceive Kerning? New works from Anna Cruz and Adam Lavigne in Mills 50’s newest DIY gallery space from Time Waste Management. Thursday, 7 pm, Saturday, 7 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; isitoveryet.org. In Character An art reception for the cosplay paintings of Plinio Pinto. Saturday, 6-10 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. Kohjiro Kinno Photography that showcases Kinno’s fascination with the ocean. Opens Thursday, through Feb. 11; The White Wall Gallery, 999 Douglas Ave. #2221, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-6825343; thewhitewall.com.

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Myke Herlihy, Adam Murray Wednesday, 7 pm; Bonkerz - Club 39, 9700 International Drive; $10; 407-996-9700; rosen plaza.bonkerzcomedy.com.

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Selected Fine Art Faculty Exhibition A curated exhbition of work from Valencia faculty. Opens Friday, 6:30-8:30 pm, through Dec. 18; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Wild Is the Wind An unconventional visual exploration of freedom and innocence by selected international photographers and fine artists. Opens Friday, 7-10 pm, through Jan. 30; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-5551212; snaporlando.com.

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Animalia: Henry Horenstein Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast

Art Legends of Orange County: The Art of Hal McIntosh Through Nov. 29; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Celebrating 50 Years: Maitland Civic Center Through Jan. 3, 2016; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

Art on the Green Through March 1, 2016; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org.

Contemporary and Historic Landscapes Through Dec. 3; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-5392181; artandhistory.org.

The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

Enduring Documents: Selected Photographs From the Permanent Collection Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu.

British Invasion Exhibition Through Jan. 3, 2016; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $11; 407896-4231; omart.org.

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100 Years of Hannibal Square: Historic and Contemporary Photographs of West Winter Park Exhibition Through Feb. 21, 2016; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org.

A Brush With Light and Sound Through Dec. 20; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-8233161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.

Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org.

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Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. Fashionable Portraits in Europe Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Girls in Masks Ongoing; Stardust Doubleleg Gallery, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free.

Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407671-1886; crealde.org. Mary Whyte: A Portrait of Us Through Jan. 3, 2016; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. MetaModern Through Dec. 6; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407896-4231; omart.org.

At Sea With OCEARCH Through Feb. 7, 2016; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Return of the Dead Through Friday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Sandro Chia: Fantasy and Myths Through Jan. 3, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371.

Harold Garde: Mid-Century to This Century Through Jan. 3, 2016; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Mid-Florida Quiltmakers: Commemorations and Connections Through Jan. 18, 2016; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407539-2680; crealde.org.

Introducing Zora Neale Hurston Through Jan. 15, 2016; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; donations accepted; 407-6473307; preserveeatonville.org.

Midway: Portrait of a Daytona Beach Neighborhood, 1943 Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Jeff Whipple: The Distinguished Speaker Series Through Dec. 12; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4231753; artsondouglas.net.

Neighborhood ‘99: Midway Revisited Through Jan. 15, 2016; Yvonne Scarlett Golden Cultural & Educational Center, 1000 Vine St., Daytona Beach; free; smponline.org.

Selections From the Harry C. Sigman Gift of European and American Decorative Art Tuesdays-Thursdays, Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

New Babylon: Recent Work by John Westmark Through Nov. 28; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4281133; artsondouglas.net.

The Sum of Many Parts: Quiltmakers in Contemporary America Through Jan. 18, 2016; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org.

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Jess T. Dugan: Every Breath We Drew Through Jan. 3, 2016; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. La Creatura Through Jan. 16, 2016; Crealde School of

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Second Nature: Brad Temkin – A Survey Through Dec. 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

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Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. Tiffany Lamps and Lighting From the Morse Collection Through Jan. 20, 2016; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Two Points on a Plane: The Paintings of Charles Hinman Through Jan. 10, 2016; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

EvEnTs Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers, ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407623-3393; audubonmarket.com. The Bad at Business Beer Fest Free beer sampling, live music and food trucks. Hosted by “A Mediocre Time With Tom and Dan.” Saturday, noon; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475; tomanddan.com. Beautiful Campaign An annual fundraiser to collect purses, cosmetics and personal care 108

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items to donate to women and teen girls living in homeless shelters. Saturday, 12-5 pm; BBW xChange, 394 N. US Highway 17-92, Longwood; free; 321-356-5954. Blanket Orlando Bring a blanket to donate to those in need, or volunteer to help deliver them. Friday, 4 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; free; apartmente.com. Central 28 Beer Company Pop-up Beer Dinner Chef AJ Haines has developed a wonderful four-course offering to showcase the food-friendly nature of Central 28’s beautifully crafted brews. Reservations required. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Parkview, 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; $40; 407-6479103; central28beer.com. Clermont Comic Con This pop culture convention brings celebrities from the world of comics, science fiction film and television to Clermont fans. Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall, 3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $10; 352-394-4800; clermontperformingarts.com. Deland Fall Festival of the Arts An outdoor fine arts festival. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; free; 386-734-4371; delandfallfestival.com. Fall Harvest Dinner East End Market Chef Jessica

Tantalo prepares a feast that celebrates local farmers, ranchers, fishers and artisans who contribute to the region’s food culture. Dinner is served with a signature fall cocktail, handcrafted beer, dancing and live musical entertainment. Friday, 7 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; $75; 321236-3316; eastendmkt.com. Florida Blue Battle of the Bands Crowd-pleasing dance teams, high-stepping drum majors, precision drumlines and roaring brass sections from the top high school marching bands across the southeast. Friday, 7 pm; $16-$27. Florida Classic Career Expo & Diversity Job Fair OrlandoJobs.com presents the largest diversity job fair in Florida. Friday, 11 am-3 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; free; 407-645-4224. Free Play Florida Classic pinball and arcade games, all set to free play, plus panels, celebrities, movies and more. Friday, 4-11 pm, Saturday, 11 am-11 pm, Sunday, 11 am-4 pm; DoubleTree By Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $20$50; freeplayflorida.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com.

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Makahiki Orlando A Hawaiian luau with a pig roast, hula and fire dancers, live music and live tiki carving. Saturday, 4-10 pm; Aku Aku Tiki Bar, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $10-$20; akuakutiki.com. MegaCon Fan Days Spin-off of the popular convention with media and comic book guests, vendors, panels, photo and autograph sessions and more. Saturday-Sunday; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$40; 407-6859800; megaconfandays.com. Renninger’s Antique and Collectors Extravaganza Giant annual event featuring all kinds of old stuff. Some of it’s junk, but much of it is collectible. Go hunting for rare finds and quirky tchotchkes. FridaySunday, 8 am; Renningers Florida Twin Markets, 20651 US-441, Mount Dora; $4-$10; 800-522-3555; renningers.net.

Sofas & Suds Local businesses sponsor and race sofas down Sanford Avenue. Sunday, 2 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free.

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Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Third Thursday Biz Networking November’s focus is on sports and entertainment and features guest speakers John Bisignano of Central Florida Sports Commission and Jason Siegel of the Orlando Solar Bears. Thursday, 5:30-7 pm; Ceviche Tapas Bar and Restaurant, 125 W. Church St.; $10; 407-6307697; doporlando.com. Tic Toc Thrift, Vintage and Vinyl Market A weekly pop-up market with merchandise, fine art, performers, outdoor film screenings, lots of vintage items and a huge selection of vinyl records from Apartment E’s massive collection. Wednesdays, 3-10 pm; True Serenity, 1100 Montana St.; free; 321-445-1021; apartmente.com. Winterfest Craft Beer Tasting Taste-test 39 seasonal and craft beers from 13 vendors in a tropical poolside setting with live music from JunoSmile.

Sunday, 3-6 pm; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $20-$25; 407996-9700; rosenplaza.com.

LEarning Marathon Woman: Kathrine Switzer An informative and entertaining lecture from the first woman to ever run in the Boston Marathon. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall, 3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $38; 352-394-4800; clermontperformingarts.com. Mummies of the World The largest collection of mummies ever assembled. Ongoing; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $27; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Orlando Remembered A showcase of items highlighting people, places, and events of Orlando’s history. Ongoing; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Social Media Sunday The History Center says thanks to all of their social media followers by offering free admission, tours, scavenger hunts, contests, prizes, games and tasty snacks all day. Sunday, 12-5 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org. Tiny Houses DIY builder Shorty Robbins shares information on how she

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Sanford Brewing Company Sneak Peek A free tasting and sneak peek at Sanford’s newest soon-to-open brewery. Wednesday, 5:30 pm; Sanford Brewing Company, 400 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; sanfordbrewing.com.

Taste of Orlando Tasting samples from a plethora of food and beverage vendors, live music, shopping and children’s events. Saturday 11 am-4 pm; Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail; $15-$20; 407-737-2866.

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built her tiny house. Stop by for a tour of an actual tiny house. Sunday, 2-3 pm; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

CiviCs Fleet Farming Swarm Ride Visit farmlettes and learn about urban farming on this three- to four-mile guided bike ride through Audubon Park. Sunday, 2-5 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-2363316; fleetfarming.com.

[MUSIC] Vilma Palma e Vampiros see page 97

Understanding Immigration Rights Find out how Florida families can overcome discriminatory immigration practices. Presented by the Florida Institute for Reform and Empowerment and the Central Florida American Civil Liberties Union chapter. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Hiawassee Branch Library, 7391 W. Colonial Drive; free; firedupflorida.org.

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The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Joe XO A competitive slam poetry night with a special guest feature. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

FamiLy Friday Family Films A short film, and a tour of an art project and gallery at Morse. Reservation required. Fridays, 10 am; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $5; 406-645-5311 ext. 136. Magic Treehouse: A Ghost Tale for Mr. Dickens Jack and Annie are sent to Victorian England where Charles Dickens is suffering from a sever case of writer’s block. Wednesday, 10:30 am, Thursday-Friday, 10:15 am & noon; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $9-$15; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

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Orlando Magic vs. Minnesota Timberwolves Basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25$1,037.50; 800-745-3000.

UCF Knights vs. Florida A&M Rattlers Womens basketball. Friday, 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $5; 407-823-6006.

Orlando Magic vs. Sacramento Kings Basketball. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15$1,207.50; 800-745-3000.

UCF Knights vs. UC Irvine Anteaters Mens basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $10-$25; 407-823-6006.

Orlando Solar Bears vs. South Carolina Stingrays Ice hockey. Tuesday, 7 pm; $12.25-$44.75. Run Nona Challenge Choose a 5K, 15K or combined 20K challenge. Saturday, 2:45 pm; Lake Nona Town Center, 6900 Lake Nona Blvd.; $30-$110; 407-8961160; runnona.com. Special Olympics Florida 5K Run, jog or walk through Islands of Adventure, Universal Studios and CityWalk. Saturday, 5:30 am; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $50-$1,500; 352-243-9536; specialolympicsflorida.org.

UCF Knights vs. UNC Greensboro Spartans Mens basketball. Saturday, 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $10-$25; 407-823-6006. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n

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is much friendlier than usual! You have a talent for delving deep into any mystery that will be important for your future.

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Urbandictionary.com defines the English word “balter” as follows: “to dance without particular skill or grace, but with extreme joy.” It’s related to the Danish term baltre, which means “to romp, tumble, roll, cavort.” I nominate this activity to be one of your ruling metaphors in the coming weeks. You have a mandate to explore the frontiers of amusement and bliss, but you have no mandate to be polite and polished as you do it. To generate optimal levels of righteous fun, your experiments may have to be more than a bit rowdy. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You’ve arrived at a crossroads. From here, you could travel in one of four directions, including back toward where you came from. You shouldn’t stay here indefinitely, but on the other hand you’ll be wise to pause and linger for a while. Steep yourself in the mystery of the transition that looms. Pay special attention to the feelings that rise up as you visualize the experiences that may await you along each path. Are there any holy memories you can call on for guidance? Are you receptive to the tricky inspiration of the fertility spirits that are gathered here? Here’s your motto: Trust, but verify. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) English model and TV personality Katie Price has been on the planet for just 37 years, but has already written four autobiographies. You Only Live Once, for instance, covers the action-packed time between 2008 and 2010, when she got divorced and then remarried in a romantic Las Vegas ceremony. I propose that we choose this talkative, self-revealing Gemini to be your spirit animal and role model. In the coming weeks, you should go almost to extremes as you express the truth about who you have been, who you are, and who you will become. CANCER (June 21-July 22) A flyer on a telephone pole caught my eye. It showed a photo of a 9-year-old male cat named Bubby, whose face was contorted in pain. A message from Bubby’s owner revealed that her beloved pet desperately needed expensive dental work. She had launched a campaign at gofundme.com to raise the cash. Of course I broke into tears, as I often do when confronted so viscerally with the suffering of sentient creatures. I longed to donate to Bubby’s well-being. But I thought, “Shouldn’t I funnel my limited funds to a bigger cause, like the World Wildlife Fund?” Back home an hour later, I sent $25 to Bubby. After analyzing the astrological omens for my own sign, Cancer the Crab, I realized that now is a time to adhere to the principle “Think globally, act locally” in every way imaginable. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) How well do you treat yourself? What do you do to ensure that you receive a steady flow of the nurturing you need? According to my reading of the astrological omens, you are now primed to expand and intensify your approach to self-care. If you’re alert to the possibilities, you will learn an array of new life-enhancing strategies. Here are two ideas to get you started: 1) Imagine at least three acts of practical love you can bestow on yourself. 2) Give yourself three gifts that will promote your healing and stimulate your pleasure. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) To activate your full potential in the coming weeks, you don’t need to scuba-dive into an underwater canyon or spelunk into the pitch blackness of a remote cave or head out on an archaeological dig to uncover the lost artifacts of an ancient civilization. But I recommend that you consider trying the metaphorical equivalent of those activities. Explore the recesses of your own psyche, as well as those of the people you love. Ponder the riddles of the past and rummage around for lost treasure and hidden truths. Penetrate to the core, the gist, the roots. The abyss

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Normally I charge $270-an-hour for the kind of advice I’m about to offer, but I’m giving it to you at no cost. For now, at least, I think you should refrain from relying on experts. Be skeptical of professional opinions and highly paid authorities. The useful information you need will come your way via chance encounters, playful explorations and gossipy spies. Folk wisdom and street smarts will provide better guidance than elite consultants. Trust curious amateurs; avoid somber careerists. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Some athletes think it’s unwise to have sex before a big game. They believe it diminishes the raw physical power they need to excel. For them, abstinence is crucial for victory. But scientific studies contradict this theory. There’s evidence that boinking increases testosterone levels for both men and women. Martial artist Ronda Rousey subscribes to this view. She says she has “as much sex as possible” before a match. Her approach must be working. She has won all of her professional fights, and Sports Illustrated calls her “the world’s most dominant athlete.” As you approach your equivalent of the “big game,” I suggest you consider Rousey’s strategy. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you were embarking on a 100-mile hike, would you wear new boots that you purchased the day before your trip? Of course not. They wouldn’t be broken in. They’d be so stiff and unyielding that your feet would soon be in agony. Instead, you would anchor your trek with supple footwear that had already adjusted to the idiosyncrasies of your gait and anatomy. Apply a similar principle as you prepare to launch a different long-term exploit. Make yourself as comfortable as possible CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Here’s how Mark Twain’s novel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn begins: “Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.” The preface I’d write for your upcoming adventures would be less extreme, but might have a similar tone. That’s because I expect you to do a lot of meandering. At times your life may seem like a shaggy dog story with no punch line in sight. Your best strategy will be to cultivate an amused patience; to stay relaxed and unflappable as you navigate your way through the enigmas, and not demand easy answers or simple lessons. If you take that approach, intricate answers and many-faceted lessons will eventually arrive. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The Confederation of African Football prohibits the use of magic by professional soccer teams. Witch doctors are forbidden to be on the field during a match, and they are not supposed to spray elixirs on the goals or bury consecrated talismans beneath the turf. But most teams work around the ban. Magic is viewed as an essential ingredient in developing a winning tradition. Given the current astrological omens, I invite you to experiment with your own personal equivalent of this approach. Don’t scrimp on logical analysis, of course. Don’t stint on your preparation and discipline. But also be mischievously wise enough to call on the help of some crafty mojo. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Slavery is illegal everywhere in the world. And yet there are more slaves now than at any other time in history: at least 29 million. A disproportionate percentage of them are women and children. After studying your astrological omens, I feel you are in a phase when you can bestow blessings on yourself by responding to this predicament. How? First, express gratitude for all the freedoms you have. Second, vow to take full advantage of those freedoms. Third, brainstorm about how to liberate any part of you that acts or thinks or feels like a slave. Fourth, lend your energy to an organization that helps free slaves. Start here: bit.ly/liberateslaves.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’ve always been a big believer in the idea that monogamy is hard. Additionally, I like the idea of my wife getting fucked. I don’t have any desire to be denigrated or emasculated; I just get off on the idea of her being satisfied and a little transgressive. Early in our relationship, we talked about monogomish guidelines: I’d like to be informed and consulted, and she would rather I kept mine to myself. Last weekend we were having sex, and she asked me if I “wanted to hear a story,” code for treating me to a tale of a sexual contact. She’d been out of town for work most of the summer, and she told me that one of her roommates had gotten in the shower with her and fingered her until she came. I asked her if she’d fucked him, and she said yes. It was all hot and awesome. But a few hours later, I was experiencing pangs: Why hadn’t she told me or asked me at the time? Also, I felt very alone and depressed that summer, and when I’d gone to visit her, my wife and this roommate acted very strangely. I told her that I thought it was hot and cool, but that I didn’t think it was cool that she’d kept this from me for so long. Things got worse from there: Over the last week, we’ve had some great sex and open conversations but also a lot of anger and hurt. The truth is that she carried on with this guy all summer. It’s not the sex that bothers me so much as the breadth of the deception, the disregard for my feelings and the violation of our agreement. How does a loving husband who intellectually believes that fooling around is OK – and who finds it hot sexually – get over this kind of hurt and anger? Cocked Up Cuckold Keeps Stressing

Your wife has to express remorse for this affair – and it was an affair, not an adventure – and take responsibility for the anger, the hurt and, um, all the great sex you two have been having since the big reveal. You don’t give her version of events – why she kept this from you – but you were depressed and lonely while she was away, and she may have concluded that informing and consulting you about this guy (first when she wanted to fuck him, and then when she was actually fucking him) would’ve made you feel worse. This conclusion is a massive self-serving rationalization, of course, because she knew you would veto the affair if she informed and consulted you. Figuring it would be easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, she went ahead and fucked the guy all summer long and then disclosed when your dick was hard. Your wife needs to own up to the deception, the dishonesty and the manipulation, and then take responsibility for the hurt she caused and promise it won’t happen again. She shouldn’t promise not to fuck around on you again. You don’t want that, right? What she’s promising is not to deceive you again and not to avoid consulting you again. And one more thing that won’t do: She won’t humiliate you again. You feel emasculated in the wake of this affair because her summer fuck buddy knew what was up when you two met and you didn’t. He knew who you were (the husband), but you didn’t know who he was (the fuck buddy). Now here’s the thing you have to do, CUCKS: You have to forgive your wife. Mistakes were made, feelings were hurt, massive loads were blown. The

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fact that there was an upside for you even in this messy affair (see: massive loads, blown) should make forgiving your wife a little easier. I’m a 27-year-old straight woman. I’ve spent this last year back on the dating market, and it’s HORRIBLE. I have a reasonably pretty face, I’m fit, and I take care of myself. I have my life together, and I’m emotionally stable. I go out, I enjoy meeting people, I’m on Tinder. And I keep hearing that with a huge influx of young dudes, Seattle is an easy place to date as a woman. So why am I finding it so hard? I can get casual sex, and that’s fun. But as far as finding a relationship beyond just fuck buddies, it’s depressingly predictable: Guy acts interested, texts me all the time, but eventually starts fading away. I’ve asked close friends to be honest with me; I even had a heart-to-heart with an ex-boyfriend. Everyone says I’m not doing anything wrong. Are they all lying to me? I’m currently seeing someone I really like. When we’re together, it seems like he likes me a lot. But now he’s starting to do the fade. I’m really sad and anxious. It’s killing my soul to be rejected constantly. Bummed About Dating

You’ve been “back on the dating market” for one year, BAD. And in that time, you’ve dated/ fucked a handful of men and nothing panned out. That sounds pretty normal. If you expected to be back in a committed relationship within weeks, then your unrealistic expectations are the source of your grief. There are worse things than being single for a year or two in your 20s. Get out there and meet men, pursue those non-men interests, and throw yourself into your work. Being single is not an aggressive cancer and panicking about being single isn’t the secret to romantic success. So here’s what you can do: Chill the fuck out; listen to your friends, your ex and your advice columnist; and stop melting down about what sounds like a thoroughly normal love life This is NGAA, the guy you advised to make a gay friend and listen to some musicals with him. I didn’t find a gay friend, but I did buy recordings of the shows you suggested and I’ve been listening to the songs you recommended. I don’t know them by heart yet, so I have more listening to do. But Mr. Stephen Sondheim’s message seems to be that I need to quietly move on. Thanks for your answer, Dan. It really helped. No Good At Acronyms

Thank you for writing back, NGAA, and for listening to the shows I recommended. My advice for you made a lot of my other readers angry – really angry. They accused me of blowing you off and not answering your question and failing at this whole advice column thing. But I didn’t blow you off. I directed you to the expert I thought could help you. In your case, NGAA, that person was Mr. Stephen Sondheim. On the Lovecast, Dan chats with Jonathan Eig, author of The Birth of the Pill: savagelovecast.com.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on DECEMBER 11TH, 2015 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 1992 HMDE VIN #NOVIN0200967753. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION File No.: 2015-CP-002957-O IN RE: ESTATE OF EDWARD PAUL WONSICKI, Deceased. NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of EDWARD PAUL WONSICKI, Deceased, whose date of death was July 6, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for ORANGE County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 N. Orange Ave., Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served and must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the Decedent and other persons having claims or demands against Decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT SO FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is November 18th 2015. PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVE: Patricia A. Wonsicki, 4 Livingston Ln., Englishtown, NJ 07726-2809. ATTORNEY FOR PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVE: Meghan McShane-Davis, Florida Bar No. 28128, McShane & McShane Law Firm, P.A., 836 N. Highland Ave., Orlando, FL 32803 Telephone:(407) 648-1500.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2013-CA-003830-14OK LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. VS. PAUL C. CARLSON, VIVIAN C. CARLSON, AURELIO P. CARVALHO, ET AL. NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on November 10th, 2015 in the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, the property situated in Seminole County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 97, BLOCK B, OF LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS, UNIT TWO, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 49-53, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, Street address of: 429 Amethyst Way, Lake Mary, Florida 32746 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on February 9, 2016 at the Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park A venue, Sanford, Florida 32771. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By:/s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on December 4, 2015 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2006 Dodge, Vin#2B3KA43R56H468724; 1999 Mercury, Vin#4M2XV11T6XDJ07386; 2007 Kawasaki, Vin#J KAZX4J67A069792; 1999 Jeep, Vin#1J4GW58S6XC765653; 1997 Ford, Vin#1FALP45X3VF162639; 2001 Chevrolet, Vin#1GNCS18W91K150479; 2003 Ford, Vin#1FMZU63K03UB27898; 1997 Chevrolet, Vin#2GCEC19R8W1140069; 1996 Toyota, Vin#4T1BG12K6TU909877; 2007 Pontiac, Vin#1G2ZG58N874128607; 2002 Hyundai, Vin#KMHCG45C42U304507; 2003 Kawasaki, Vin#JKAZXDP123A062744; 2001 Mitsubishi, Vin#4A3AA46G71E018414; 2003 Ford, Vin#1FAFP42X13F387429; 2000 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WH55K4Y9273365. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W Colonial DrOcoee 12/09/15: 1001 Erica Bynum, 1309 Rhonda Townsend-Abraham, 1564 Dennis Ruddy, 1569 Christopher Walker Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 12/09/15: A0151 Christina Warner, F0659 Karen Foreman, G0771 Tina Marie Pomeroy Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 12/09/15: 1202 Schirlene Lubin, 1304 Stephanie Santos, 1513 Rocco A Guarnieri, 1707 Nikita Meeto, 2010 Louie Crossfield, 2045 Juanita Figueroa, 2054 Tracey Boss, 2071 William Tejeda, 3109 Quintn Cratic, 3220-22 Dana L Ratzlaff, 3237 Jodie Johnson, 3323 Cherrish Terrell, 3615 Gabriel Levine Uhaul Stg Gatorland-14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 12/09/15: 1010 Alice Brown, 200 Cordarryl Mack, 208 Larry Levitt, 363 Derell Marshall, 782 Mary Corbiere, 924 Debra Vitella.

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NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned Sarai Moreno & Neysa G. Candelario, of 3612 Cape Court, St. Cloud, FL 34772, County of Osceola pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Glamorous & Unique Events Decorations It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Glamorous & Unique Events Decorations” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 9 of November, 2015 NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be auctioned off at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd F7, Orlando FL 32807, on December 8th 2015 at 9:00 am: 96 Toyota vin: 2T1BA02EXTC122440; 05 Dodge vin:1B3ES56C65D176311 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2010-CA-014064-A001OX ROSEVILLE PROPERTIES, LLC, VS. CAROLA JOSEPH and JOSIUS JOSEPH, ET AL, NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on November 4, 2014 in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, the property situated in Orange County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 330, SILVER RIDE PHASE II, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF, RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 15, PAGE (S) 72-74, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2844 SALTER COURT, ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32818 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on November 30th, 2015 online at: https:// www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By:/s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLICATION OF FICTITIOUS NAME. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned First Marketing Communication LLC., of 712 Bean Lane, Orlando, FL 32803, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Fix City It is the intent of the undersigned to register: “Fix City” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated 11/09/15.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/TURNER/CAC CASE NO.: DP14-500 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.R. DOB: 09/14/2014, a child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Jessica Cogan: Address unknown, WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Thomas W. Turner, on December 21, 2015 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Stephanie Evans, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 609 N. Powers Drive, Bldg. B, Suite 324, Orlando, Florida 32818, Stephanie.evans@myflfamilies. com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 23rd day of October, 2015. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: – REBEL RECOVERY AND TRANSPORTATION, INC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 11/27/2015, 12:00PM at 113 Candace Dr Fern Park Florida 32730 pursuant to subsection 713. 78 of the Florida Statutes. REBEL RECOVERY & TRANSPORTATION, INC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1B7GG2AN71S207149. 2001 DODGE 1gyek13r1yr114994 2000 CADILLAC

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA Case No.: 2015-DR-17436 Division: 42 DIEUDONNE LANOIX, Petitioner and RENE L. LANOIX, Respondent. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR DISSOLUTION OF MARRIAGE (NO CHILD OR FINANCIAL SUPPORT) TO: RENE L. LANOIX, MIAMI, FLORIDA, UNKNOWN.YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action for dissolution of marriage has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on DIEUDONNE LANOIX whose address is 6139 ROXBURG AVE, ORLANDO FLORIDA, 32809, on or before 12-17-15 and file the original with the clerk of this Court at 425 N. ORANGE AVE, ORLANDO, FLORIDA, 32801, before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. The action is asking the court to decide how the following real or personal property should be divided: N/A Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. DATED NOV. 3, 2015 TIFFANY M. RUSSELL, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY: YADIRA ACUILAR (CIRCUIT COURT SEAL) DEPUTY CLERK.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807.The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on December 3, 2015 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; C77 Lakisha Lee $450.35; D39 Rosemary Pringle $688.64; D44 Kenneth Pringle $521.88; E27 Rafel Lopez $723.94 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Apopka, 1221 East Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1264 Gerald Carpenter $704.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; B112 Alfred Washington $610.25; E116 Debra Baldridge $617.30 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1008-12 Acme Television; $1049.00; 2052-56 Keith Gallagher $927.35; 2126 Vanessa Dempster $336.65; 2298 Teresa Barnes $726.00 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; B006 Charles Cutshall $662.95 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1406 Jaqueline Molina $593.10; 1420 Sindymary Martinez $471.15; 1513 Samantha Brinson $589.10; 1573 Latahia Williams $347.00; 1635 John Ramgel $582.70; 1661 Kimberly Wilson $620.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Rhinehart, 1811 Rhinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2064 Bridgette Pringle $508.80; 2092 Tonette Wilson $403.34.

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