Costa del Sol 20 - 26 December 2012 Issue 1433

ISSUE NO. 1433

20 - 26 DECEMBER 2012

EWN WISHES

WWW.EUROWEEKLYNEWS.COM

READERS AND ADVERTISERS A MERRY XMAS

5m plus!

Expats swell population THE number of expatriates living in Spain swelled 234 per cent from 2001 to last year.

And during that time, Spain’s overall population figure, including nationals and expatriates, has increased 14.6 per cent to 46,815,916, almost six million more than in 2001.

In the latest census, the National Institute of Statistics (INE) took a sample of 11 per cent of

the population, visiting one million homes and quizzing 5.4 million people. Ten years ago, there were 1,572,013 foreign residents. Now there are 5,252,473, a rise of 234 per cent.

In 2001, there were 57,533 Romanians in Spain and now there are 798,104 - 1,287 per cent more - making them the most numerous group of foreigners.

FRONT EXTRA

Supermarket for new port A 2,000-SQUAREMETRE supermarket is planned for Muelle Uno leisure port in Malaga, according to the developer.

On-call care THE home care oncall service for the elderly and disabled in Mijas is to be provided by the Andalucian Government from January 2013, and not the town hall, reports say.

Christmas countdown CHRISTMAS is still five days away, but excitement is already mounting for the three Ambrosio children of Benalmadena. Here nine-year-old Ivan nurses baby brother Daniel, with sister Laura also keen to line up for the camera!

Need extra cash?

Unbeatable Gold Rates Call now for an appointment:

951 319 538 www.holacredito.com

TENNIS CLUB DEL SOL Every Sunday €10 per court per hour Monday - Saturday

08:00 - 10:00 14:00 - 18:00 10:00 - 14:00 18:00 - 20:00

€13,50 €16,50

12 Tennis - 4 Squash - 4 Paddle Courts + large Gym Calahonda is situated between Fuengirola & Marbella Phone 952 93 95 95 - www.tenniscostadelsol.com

2 EWN

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

NEWS EXTRA

Dump moan RESIDENTS near the court building in Malaga City are complaining that an area in Calle Frank Capra has been used as a rubbish dump for over a year.

Train plan STYLISH: Wave-shaped roof for the bars on Guadalmar Beach.

THE planned railway route connecting Algeciras and Madrid will pass through the existing station in Ronda city centre, the Ministry of Public Works has said.

UP to nine brand-new beach bars are being built at Malaga City beaches.

Two will be installed on Guadalmar Beach and seven on La Caleta and La Malagueta.

The beach bars’ external layout, presented by Malaga Beach Council and the Association of Costa del Sol Beach Businessmen, features a modern design which differs greatly from the traditional, more rustic, type of Spanish beach bar.

The Guadalmar bars will have a

Tourism bid

Beach bars to get avant-garde look colourful, wave-shaped roof, while the ones at La Malagueta and La Caleta are inspired by typical white Mediterranean façades and flat roofs.

The Businessmen’s Association will invest on average €400,000 in each bar.

They estimate the project will create around 100 jobs in construction, while the bars and restaurants will be operated by a staff of 90. Completion date is estimated for early summer, the association’s president Manuel Villafaina said.

CASARES Town Hall has announced that it plans to introduce a Tourism Modernisation Plan, ‘in order to build the municipality its own particular identity’, Tourism Councillor Rafael Rodriguez said.

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Oil protest set for Saturday A PROTEST is planned at noon on Saturday in the boulevard near La Cala de Mijas Town Hall by the Citizens Againt Oil Exploration on the Costa del Sol. The protest will include presentation of a manifesto against plans by the Spanish Government and oil companies to be read out by people who claim their economic, social and ecological future will be ruined if exploration goes ahead.

More information: Juan Jesus Alarcon, tel 650 952 081

Costa del Sol

Eviction suicides claim two TWO people in Malaga Province are reported to have taken their own lives due to mortgage debts.

In the most recent case, a 47year-old married man and father of two living in Ardales, committed suicide as he could not cope with his debts.

Municipal sources said that despite having been served an eviction notice, the man had managed to reach an agreement with the bank.

Only two days earlier, in Malaga’s

Los Corazones area, a woman aged 56 died after throwing herself over the balcony of her home. In her suicide note she said that she had been notified of eviction for not paying the mortgage. National Police sources, however, have not confirmed the reason for her death.

According to her neighbours, the deceased woman had been living with her mother, a 96-year-old Alzheimer’s sufferer. She had owned a tobacconist’s shop but

decided to close it three years ago due to economic problems, the neighbours said, claiming she would have used her home as a guarantee for the tobacconist’s.

“All the signs point to the fact that she had lost the little she had left, her home,” the Andalucian ombudsman Jose Chamizo said.

“One of the most serious issues we need to sort out in Spain is home evictions. Steps are being taken, but they are very limited,” he added.

Quarry issue

ALMOST 200 homes in El Ponton area of Antequera will not be legalised following the Junta de Andalucia decree which was approved this year.

They are on non-urban land and cannot access the sewage or electricity networks.

Animal deaths MALAGA’S Public Prosecutor has asked the Malaga Veterinary College to carry out an investigation into the deaths of animals which were allegedly put down at the Parque Animal shelter in Torremolinos.

It may look simple from the air, but Barcelona is not instantly easy for foreigners to find their way around!

Sky-high view of Barcelona a city made up of squares!

F

EW expatriates visiting Barcelona are likely to have noticed how simple the city’s grid street system is.

All the neat squares of roads criss-crossing seem more like a maze when walking and driving the city’s highways and byways.

While the Spanish say it is an easy city to drive and get around - a fact this aerial picture clearly appears to indicate - foreign motorists driving in the city frequently find themselves regretting that they did not leave their car at home and take the train or bus instead.

Barcelona, a city with so much appeal, oozes attractions, from the famous La Sagrada Familia (arrowed and inset) to Las

Quote of the week

‘

2,500 job boost TEMPORARY employment agency Adecco has said that between November and January, 2,500 job contracts will be signed in Malaga, a similar number to the past two years. Most will be in retail and the catering sector.

AN employee of Benalmadena Town Hall has published a book with more than 200 cartoons which reflect some of the strange situations which occur within town councils throughout Spain; all of which are true stories.

Eight wins

Not legal

Nwatch ews

Story-time

MEMBERS of the Electores Equo party and the group for the Defence of Health and the Alhaurin de la Torre Mountain have gone to the EU Parliament to complain that local quarries, which were ordered to close, continue extracting sand.

MALAGA has been the province where the ‘El Gordo’ lottery prize was drawn on eight different occasions. The luckiest city is Madrid, with 73 times, whereas Almeria City has only been lucky once.

3

‘I know the Spanish Government will not be gentle with me. I have been preparing myself for this for a long time.’

Gao Ping, Chinese art dealer and businessman in Spain, in a conversation with his accountant recorded by the police. He was arrested on suspicion of leading a money-laundering gang.

Ramblas, from the world-famous local football team to the Joan Miro gallery, not to mention wonderful shops, world-class hotels, famous restaurants, an attractive port and marina area, plus numerous parks.

This aerial photograph was one of 28 recently circulated on the internet under the title ‘It’s a beautiful world’, showing a variety of global shots, from Japan to Ecuador, from Iceland to the US, on a wide range of topics, from lightning strikes to the craziest illusion, and from wildlife to the world’s busiest train.

Undoubtedly this shot of the nation’s second most important city after the capital Madrid deserves its place under the simple title of ‘Epic aerial of Barcelona’.

Number of the week

will be closed by 700 branches Santander Bank all over the world.

The Spanish bank announced this as a measure for saving costs, following the merger of Banesto and Banif bank into the Santander Group.

Record tree THE Mi Mundo Children’s Foundation in Malaga plans to enter the Guinness Book of Records with the largest Christmas tree in the world made from jelly sweets. Three hundred kilos of sweets will be used and later donated to a food bank.

Wine cheer MALAGA Provincial Government will invest €400,000 in promoting the Serrania de Ronda wine sector as a potential tourist attraction. The money will go to the Integral Wine Centre which will open in mid-2013.

and finally...

‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ made €6.2 million in its opening weekend at more than 1,000 Spanish cinemas. It is the third best debut this year, behind ‘The Impossible’ and the latest ‘Twilight’ film.

NEWS

4 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Taxi drivers protest over new law MALAGA CITY and airport taxi drivers went on strike to protest against a new law allowing any taxi cabs in the Malaga Province to service their area.

Passengers arriving at the Pablo Picasso Airport last Monday, 17, from 10am to 3pm, found hardly any taxis available.

A demonstration called by drivers’ unions was also held along the Alameda in Malaga City.

Following the introduction of the Andalucian law - Decreto 11/85 - any taxi cab in Malaga Province or even from other provinces that has been hired previously by a client can operate at the airport and in the port.

Traditionally, these areas have been reserved only for Malaga City cabs under the umbrella of the Aumat and taxi union associations.

Costa del Sol

No date yet for opening of new airport access road NO date has yet been set for the opening of the new access road to Malaga Airport.

Secretary General of the Socialist Party in Malaga Miguel

Angel Heredia wrote on his Twitter account: “The main part of the project is almost finished.

However, opening the road depends on work planned for

the complementary project.

Until this work, which is currently in the administrative stages of financial approval, is completed, it will be impossible

to open the road.”

Heredia explained that the complementary project received technical approval in February this year. It involves adapting the design of a structure crossing the railway tracks near the airport to the requirements of the Railway Administration (ADIF).

However, the central government has reportedly not provided a response regarding this part of the project.

The southern access road is 1.94 kilometres from the Ronda Oeste road (MA-2) at Guadalmar to the airport terminals with a new roundabout. It will have CITY LIGHTS: Christmas decorations adorn Calle Larios. two lanes in each direction, and its expensive outside Madrid becoming a pedestrians- position in the ranking estimated cost is €40 and Barcelona. only street, Calle Larios after average rentals In 2004, two years after had jumped to eighth rose by 19.4 per cent. million.

Ten years that changed a main ‘artery’ IN the decade that has passed since Calle Larios in Malaga was pedestrianised it has become one of the most expensive streets in Spain.

Rentals now cost an average €145 a square metre, making the popular shopping street the sixth most expensive place to rent a shop in Spain.

A study by Cushman & Wakefield consultants showed it to be the most

20 - 26 December 2012

NEWS

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Toll card gang arrested THIRTY-NINE alleged members of a network which forged toll road payment cards and sold them to lorry drivers have been arrested.

The cards, valid for a month, were forged by a 76-yearold engineer from Barcelona at his home and then sold in packs of four to lorry drivers at a price of €500 each.

This caused losses of up to €1 million for toll roads in France, Germany and Italy.

The buyers were found in commercial and rest areas in Barcelona, and the cards were sometimes left in hiding places for the lorry drivers to collect.

The culprits obtained more clients via word of mouth and some drivers bought sets of cards to resell at a higher price.

More than 2,500 forged cards and almost €30,000 have been confiscated, as well as equipment to make the cards.

5

Costa del Sol

Lonely Christmas without John

By Dawn Charlton FOUR months ago John Leach left his La Cala home. He has not been seen since.

Now his wife and daughter face a harrowing and lonely Christmas without him and many questions remaining unanswered.

“Christmas won’t be the same without him. Mum and I are dreading it,” said daughter Jessica.”

“We will be trying to get on with Christmas which will be extremely difficult for us both. We are just hoping that we get some news or that he will be back to join us,” Jessica added. “All we can do it is take each day as it comes.”

Sixty-five-year-old John, who once starred in 1990s’ TV series El Dorado, had just €10 and his mobile phone in his pocket when he left home. Though slightly weak through suffering from a liver

MISSING: John Leach, 65. illness, Jessica says her father was coping with his health challenges, and appeared to be on the mend.

After he left home enquiries revealed that he was headed towards The Hut, a café on the outskirts of La Cala, where a gathering was planned in memory

Paedophile hunted THE 12-year-old girl from Velez who escaped abduction by British paedophile Robert Bill is under psychological treatment.

Meanwhile, the alleged kidnapper is still being hunted by the police. Rumours in the local Press and UK daily The Mirror suggest that he could have tried to flee to Morocco, but this has not been confirmed by official security sources.

“We are running investigations, but the case is being classified by the judge so we cannot provide further details at this time,” the Press department of Malaga Police Headquarters said.

Robert Bill, aged 58 from St Asaph (North Wales), is wanted by the British and Spanish authorities as he is on the sex offenders register.

In a live interview for Spanish television channel Antena 3, the girl’s mother and grandmother said: “She is suffering from a psychological disorder. She is being sick because of it. We are devastated.”

HAPPIER TIMES: John with daughter Jessica. of a friend who had died. John never reached The Hut, and was last seen near Sherriffs Beach Bar. Jessica says she is frustrated the the authorities have not shown any interest since the initial enquiries.

Posters of John remain throughout La Cala, but no new information has been forthcoming.

“If it was a young girl, more importance would be placed on the search,” she said.

“There have been no further clues as to what may have happened, so we have hit a brick wall. Even so, we remain positive, and feel like dad will return at any moment,” Jessica added tearfully.

John’s wife Susie has now returned to work to try to restore some kind of routine in her life.

But it remains difficult, for she and John had been together for 37 years.

Woman dies in six-car pile-up A WOMAN died in a crash involving six vehicles on the road between Cuevas del Becerro and Cañete la Real.

Three other people were injured in the accident, which occurred at kilometre 18 of the A-367.

According to the report from the Provincial Fire Department, the woman was distracted and crashed into the vehicle in front

of her, causing a pile-up. The vehicles were travelling slowly on the road due to works which were being carried out.

The woman was taken to Ronda Regional Hospital, and paramedics claimed that she was a member of staff there, although the hospital did not confirm or deny this.

The other vehicles involved sustained serious damage.

NEWS

6 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012

18,000 alcohol bottles stolen POLICE are investigating the theft of 18,000 bottles of whisky and rum from a warehouse in Malaga.

The thieves first broke into a different warehouse and stole three lorries, local Spanish daily Diario Sur reports.

At the first location, on El Viso Industrial Estate, the alarm sounded, but when security staff arrived they didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. The theft of the three lorries, valued at €25,000 each, was discovered when drivers arrived to start work at 6am the following morning.

Just 1.5 kilometres away, at San Luis Industrial Estate, the thieves made a hole in the roof of a warehouse and lowered themselves five metres down into the office where they deactivated the alarm and cameras. They took €2,000 from the safe and CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: Calle Lozano is now ready. hot-wired the forklift truck so they could move pallets.

They forced open the REPAIRS in Estepona’s old Jose Maria Garcia. main entrance to get the town streets should be He said the embellish- lorries inside, then chose completed by tomorrow ment of the 17 streets, the most expensive (Friday), reported Mayor “should be ready before the products and dumped Christmas season.” Invest- the original loads of ment for this purpose water, flour and baby amounted to €850,000. food.

The town hall is doing The losses, including this in order to boost the damages and stolen old town “as a main tourist goods, are estimated at Colour Print attraction,” Garcia said. more than €210,000.

Ready for Xmas

plastic pvc cards

Full on Plastic Cards

Printed one or both sides, or full colour front & single colour reverse

from €30 for 50 · €45 for 100 €90 for 250

760 micron solid plastic cards

credit card style for a wide range of uses For membership cards, loyalty cards, VIP passes, ID cards with barcodes, business cards, wallet cards etc

minimum order 25

Coloured Plastic Cards A wide range of coloured cards including matt black, gold & silver with 1 or 2 single colour printing

from €25 for 50 · €35 for 100 €60 for 250 · €90 for 500

For low quantities at low prices!

order online at mijascards.com

Wallet Photo Cards Luggage Tags & Straps Keyring Fobs Send a photo, image, logo etc to print full colour. Your own text or a calendar on wallet card reverse

2 for 1 offer from €4.95

luxury silk-matt or glossy laminated cards 350gsm business cards with extra thick 250 micron laminate · laminated both sides full colour digital printing · size 85x52mm or 90x52mm · pen & pencil will write on matt finish design your own cards online for free, submit your own finished artwork or order your custom design quantity

100

200

300

400

500

1000

printed one side only printed both sides

€30 €35

€35 €45

€45 €55

€55 €65

€60 €75

€105 €125

order securely by credit/debit card or via PayPal · major cards accepted free delivery to your door · no hidden extra costs · prices exclude iva

info@mijascards.com

AN Italian businessman will stand trial in Malaga for alleged €873,000 tax evasion.

Massimo Filippa, who is also accused in the Malaya corruption case, allegedly failed to declare money obtained from the sale of houses on two complexes in Marbella: MORE than 2,000 Golf Rio Real and Elviria pensioners took to the Hills. streets of Malaga to He is facing two counts, protest about cutbacks for which he could spend in their pensions. four years in prison, pay According to unions, €873,986 in fines and lose 5,000 people turned up. the right to obtain public However, Local Police grants or Social Security claim just 300 people payments for eight years. were there. Pensioners In the Malaya case he is in Malaga could receive accused of coercion and €600 less per year due money laundering and could face seven years in to proposed cutbacks. prison.

Pension protest

minimum order 25

Cards can be supplied with signature strips, individual name & numbering, or slot punched for use with available lanyards & badge clips.

Vinyl badge holders also available

Businessman on trial for evasion

full prices & details at mijascards.com · request a sample pack

Costa del Sol

BRITISH

PRESS

Stories making headlines from the United Kingdom

Flying baby A 7lb baby boy has been born in a helicopter, 1,000ft above the Shetland Island, Lunna Holm.

It is the first case of a baby being delivered on the Coastguard search and rescue helicopter .

Fewer gases LONDON generated 28 per cent less carbon dioxide emissions than predicted during the 2012 Olympic Games, achieved by cutting energy use at venues, said the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games.

Laffy Duck A 50ft rubber duck sailed through the Thames River in London in a stunt to encourage Brits to have a laugh. It was to publicise Jackpot joy.com’s new £250,000 (€308,000) Facebook FUNdation grants pot.

Say cheese A WOMAN in Sussex inadvertently took her own picture when trying to unlock a stolen phone.

The photo was automatically e-mailed to the owner with the mapped location of the thief via the anti-theft app.

Blind rage A DRUNKEN man, registered blind, ran over his girlfriend after he got behind the wheel after drinking five bottles of wine. She escaped with minor grazing following the incident in Lincoln.

Sounds fishy A LONDON fishmonger, known as the £1 Fish Man, has released a song in the hopes of securing the coveted Christmas number one slot. Muhammad Shahid Nazir’s song was posted on YouTube.

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012 www.euroweeklynews.com

Gift ban for town hall employees THE mayor of Mijas, Angel Nozal, has reminded town hall staff that they are not allowed to accept presents.

This includes councillors and advisers, who by law are banned from receiving gifts due to their position as civil servants. The town hall wants to avoid people and companies from attempting to curry favour.

If they are given gifts, employees must inform the town hall, and they will be

distributed to those in need by the Social Services Department.

Meanwhile, in Fuengirola, Mayor Esperanza Oña has suggested that town hall employees take part in a raffle for gifts that have been given to the council.

The response from the 900 members has not been positive. Some are asking whether such gifts have been given to the town hall every year, and if so, why have they never known about them before.

Earlier this month, the mayor sent an internal memo to inform staff of a ‘Christmas Raffle’.

The prizes, she wrote, include ‘51 gifts given for free by suppliers and banks which the town hall deals with’.

They include a TV, a tablet PC, four watches, red wine, crepe makers, fondue and raclette sets, cinema tickets, a printer and passes for the local Bioparc Zoo. One of the unions representing the staff, CSI-F, has said that this has not gone down well, IRONIC: Junior doctors pose as street musicians. and pointed out that civil servants cannot receive presents.

Another union, the UGT, has put up information in municipal areas which refers to the possible illegality of the raffle. UGT has asked the mayor to MEDICAL students and junior doctors came treat staff with ‘more together to sing Christmas carols right in the middle dignity’, reinstate their of Malaga’s Calle Larios.

Christmas bonuses and They flashed a sign that said ‘The doctors of the donate the gifts to future wish you a Merry Christmas’. Accompanied by charity. members of the local serenade group (known as In response, the ‘tuna’), they wanted to grab people’s attention and governing team said that raise awareness about the current state of health in the past, when services in Andalucia, they said. employees were given a So, with a hint of irony, they performed as if they Christmas dinner, they were street musicians. didn’t complain.

Carols with a note of irony

Health on offer at El Corte Ingles XANIT International Hospital has opened Xanit Salud in El Corte Ingles in Malaga City centre.

The centre will offer services related to health and well-being in a 300-square-metre area on the first floor, including checkups, child development, sleep unit, eye health, giving up

smoking, skin micropigmentation, acupuncture, Pilates and personal training.

There will be a team of 20 people working to the hours that El Corte Ingles is open.

Xanit’s main hospital, with a team of 650 people, is located in Benalmadena.

EWN

7

Costa del Sol

NEWS

10 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

Local weather for next 7 days COSTA DEL SOL

TODAY AND TOMORROW

ANTEQUERA

MALAGA

COIN RONDA ESTEPONA

FUENGIROLA

MARBELLA ANTEQUERA COIN RONDA

MALAGA BENALMADENA

MIJAS ESTEPONA

S Sun,

Cl Clear,

Sh Showers,

Alicante TODAY: CLEAR Fri - 21 13 C Sat - 21 12 Cl Sun - 20 11 Cl

C Cloud, Th Thunder

Madrid

MAX 18C, MIN 13C Mon - 19 12 Cl Tues - 17 12 S Wed - 16 12 Cl

TODAY: CLEAR, Fri - 18 11 Cl Sat - 19 11 S Sun - 19 11 Cl

MAX 12C, MIN 7C Mon - 12 -3 Cl Tues - 11 -2 Cl Wed - 10 2 Cl

Malaga MAX 19C, MIN 11C Mon - 16 9 Cl Tues - 15 8 S Wed - 15 8 Cl

Mallorca MAX 16C, MIN 11C Mon - 17 10 Cl Tues - 15 9 Cl Wed - 14 8 Cl

TODAY: SHOWERS, MAX 15C, MIN 10C Fri - 18 10 C Mon - 18 10 Cl Sat - 17 11 Cl Tues - 17 8 Cl Sun -18 11 Sh Wed - 16 8 S

MAX 21C, MIN 12C Mon - 20 9 Cl Tues - 18 8 Cl Wed - 17 8 S

TODAY: CLEAR, Fri - 20 11 C Sat - 19 9 Cl Sun - 19 9 Cl

Murcia

Benidorm TODAY: CLEAR, Fri - 22 12 Cl Sat - 22 11 Cl Sun - 21 11 Cl

Fog,

TODAY: CLOUD Fri - 14 7 C Sat - 12 6 C Sun - 13 -3 Sh

Barcelona TODAY: SHOWERS Fri - 17 8 C Sat - 16 8 C Sun - 17 8 Cl

FUENGIROLA

MAX 20C, MIN 13C Mon - 19 9 Cl Tues - 17 8 Cl Wed - 17 8 S

Almeria TODAY: SHOWERS Fri - 18 13 Cl Sat - 19 13 S Sun - 18 12 Cl

TORREMOLINOS

MARBELLA

Sn Snow,

Police chase ends in hotel death fall A MAN, 35, died after falling from the fifth floor of a Malaga hotel he had just checked into.

TORREMOLINOS

BENALMADENA MIJAS

MAX 19C, MIN 10C Mon - 19 7 Cl Tues - 17 6 Cl Wed - 16 6 S

20 - 26 December 2012

It appears he fell accidentally whilst attempting to escape from police.

He and a female companion had reportedly fled by car when told to stop by National Police in Malaga City. Police later found there was an arrest warrant against him.

The car was found parked near El Corte Ingles but the suspect had disappeared.

Police searched hotels in the area and the couple were found in the Bahia Malaga, where NEW ATTRACTION: Carriage trials in Alhaurin de la Torre. they were staying on the fifth floor.

Officers knocked on the door, but no-one THE Ciudad de Malaga Horse Carriage Racing opened it.

Tournament was held in Alhaurin de la Torre.

The man reportedly Visitors to the fairground site, including Mayor fell when he tried to Joaquin Villanova, cheered on the competitors. reach the fourth floor by “We wanted to celebrate it in the town centre climbing out of the so it was easier for locals and it could enhance window. trading,” Festivals Councillor Mario Perez said.

Hold your horses!

Costa del Sol

Toddler survives four-storey tumble A CHILD aged just under two was injured when he fell from a third-floor apartment in Torremolinos.

The boy, who fell 10 metres, was taken to Malaga Children’s Hospital with a broken leg.

National Police have reported that he fell by accident when trying to reach a ball.

His father called the emergency services when he realised what had happened.

The father said he only noticed when he heard the boy crying but couldn’t find him anywhere in the apartment.

When he looked down from the terrace, he saw his son lying in the street.

NEWS

12 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Film director waits for his cut RONDA Town Hall has been accused of failing to pay prize money won at a film festival held in 2010.

Film distributor Karma has made a complaint against the town hall which it claims failed to pay French director Romain Goupil who won first prize at the International Political Cinema Festival for Les mains en l’air.

Goupil has complained his producer, the international French film promoter, the French Embassy’s Culture Department and the festival organisers have been demanding the €10,000 prize money for two years.

The prize was €50,000 of which €40,000 would be used to promote distribution of the film in Spain.

According to the French director, the mayor, Maria de la Paz Fernandez, has “failed to keep her word” and only sent a “confusing letter” in which she allegedly asked him to stop insisting about the money.

The organisers of the festival, who are also allegedly awaiting payment, sent a cheque for €4,000 to Goupil because they felt “ashamed of the town hall’s behaviour”.

However, he has refused to accept it.

The town hall says the problem has been inherited from when the socialist party was in office. The current team doesn’t have all the information needed as the town hall came under investigation for corruption and documents were seized.

Costa del Sol

Balloon farewell for Louise at funeral THE evening-sky was suddenly dotted with 38 pink balloons.

Each one marked a year in the short life of Louise Clarke, the Costa Blanca journalist, broadcaster and town hall worker who was buried at San Pedro del Pinatar after losing an intensivefive-week battle against sudden illness.

The balloons were released at 38-year-old Louise’s funeral which was attended by hundreds anxious to say a final farewell to a local expatriate who will be missed, but not forgotten.

Canon Terence Sampson conducted the service - held as a celebration of Louise’s life - and he shared stories about her career and family life.

Wife of Lee and mother of their youngsters Charlie and Lilly, Louise died at Torrevieja Hospital.

A prominent figure in media on the Costa Blanca, she joined Round Town News in 2007 as a

Louise Clarke: A celebration of life. reporter, covering stories from property scandals and community issues to local charity events, of which she was an avid supporter.

She later went on to do local radio and television work and spent a year at Orihuela Costa Town Hall helping the expat community.

The funeral celebration of Louise’s life continued the following night at the Christmas Glitterball event.

Lee Clarke revealed that his wife had said she wanted people to celebrate her life, and at the event family members wore bright colours and thanked everyone for their support.

Suzy G, Nick Gold and Snowblind entertained, and a raffle raised hundreds of euros for the Clarke family. However the final funding will not be announced until the amount raised from auction of items donated - which is ongoing is finalised.

Bids can be made until the end of today (Thursday) via the Facebook page www.facebook.com/ events/117347298429404/

Malaga third as low cost airport MALAGA is the third airport in Spain for the number of flights

operated by low-cost airlines.

Almost 11 per cent of

passengers travelling on budget airlines to and from Spain use the

A six star golf award for hotel

AWARDED: Martin Schneck, General Manager of the hotel.

A FORMER branch office of Unicaja bank in Malaga’s PalmaPalmilla area has been turned by residents into a self-managed centre. ‘The goody bank’ (Er banco güeno, spelt in Andalucian accent), as it has been called by them, is being

THE Villa Padierna Palace Hotel in Benahavis, Marbella, was named the World’s Leading Luxury Golf Resort, 2012, during the World Travel Awards.

Held in New Delhi, India, the WTA honours “the most popular travel and tourism brands in the world,” organisers said.

Villa Padierna is currently the only six-star hotel in Andalucia, featuring three 18 hole golf courses.

The resort holds several international golf tournaments, as well as the Jason Floyd Golf Academy.

The ‘goody’ bank used as a community kitchen for the needy, so far.

“This is not an NGO. We are not here to feed anyone. This is a place for people to bring and

produce food, to organise ourselves,” one of the people involved said.

With their actual resources, they can provide food for 40 to

Malaga Costa del Sol Airport, which in the first 11 months of this year amounted to 3.7 million people.

However, this is a 2.1 per cent fall from the same period last year, according to the Tourism Research Institute.

Top of the list for the number of low-cost flights was Palma de Mallorca, with 6.3 million passengers, 18.2 per cent more than the same period last year. Next was Barcelona-El Prat, with 6.2 million passengers, almost 26 per cent more than last year.

50 people every day, they said.

The project will grow as long as residents get involved.

They are also planning to create an office to provide information and legal assistance to those affected by home mortgages.

GERMAN

PRESS

Stories making headlines from Germany

Bomb scare A BAG left on a railway station in Essen caused a false bomb alarm, two days after an explosive device was deactivated by police at Bonn’s station.

Snow charge A 32-year-old man in Augsburg faces charges of negligence after a woman slipped and fell allegedly because he had not cleared snow from in front of his house.

Drinks limit THE Erding Thermal Spa near Munich has limited clients to three alcoholic drinks after a naked and drunk 35year-old Austrian client was held for hitting a private guard.

Legal practice RELIGIOUS circumcision of children under six months old has been allowed and regulated under a new law. The move comes after a German court controversially banned it.

Sex warrant THE German owner of top-visited porn websites YouPorn, Pornhub, Fabian Thylmann, was held for alleged tax fraud after a Cologne court issued a warrant.

Google it THE 2012 UEFA European Cup, London Olympic Games and the death of comedian Dirk Bach were Google Germany’s top searches in 2012.

Duty fail A POLICE officer was fined €10,800 by a Magdeburg court for negligent homicide, as he failed to check a man who burnt himself to death in his cell.

14 EWN

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Marbella in jobs threat MARBELLA Mayor Angeles Muñoz warned the Andalucian

AWARD WINNING: Vicki with her daughter Gigi, who is often the subject of her blogs.

Spanish blog polls in second place

ONE of Euro Weekly News’ columnists is an award winning writer.

British writer Vicki McLeod has won an award for her blog familymattersmallorca.com.

Expatsblog.com honours expatriate bloggers from all over the world every year, and Vicki was placed second out of all the entries for Spain.

Her blog, which she has been compiling over the past four years, received a total of 218 votes, trailing only eight points behind the winner.

Vicki, who has a seven-year-old daughter Gigi with husband Oliver, blogs about living in Mallorca and issues expatriates, particularly those with a family, face.

Vicki’s column can be found in the Mallorca edition of the EWN as well as on www.euroweeklynews.com.

Government that she will announce sackings if the town is

forced to pay a €15 million debt next year.

“We will establish a very severe plan, including firing town hall workers,” Muñoz said in an interview with television channel Canal Sur. The Mayor argued that the Central Government has softened the conditions for paying the town hall’s debts with the National Security and the THE EVENT: Derek, with National Director Eva Prada, UK Trade and Investment Director Joe Treasury, including Cooper and BCC President Roger Cooke.

40 year instalments and a one per cent interest rate, according to THE British Chamber of Commerce (BCC) “Running for more than 100 years, the the 2013 State held a festive event at the Marbella Golf BCC is the largest business networking Budget.

Now Marbella and Country Club. organisation. We support Britons here and It was described as a fantastic way for in the UK with all their networking and town hall wants to similar local business-owners to interact with other business needs, acting as a medium to put agree organisations, and to use the event as a people in touch with the relevant areas of payment terms with Andalucian platform to expand and develop their expertise,” explained Derek Langley, the the Government. business.

Regional Vice-President of Andalucia.

Cocktails good for business

NEWS

16 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

Man’s fear leads to school food ban A SCHOOL in Malaga city has decided to cancel several events after one father said he was afraid his three-year-old daughter could choke.

Local Spanish daily Diario Sur reports the school will not celebrate its traditional autumn chestnut festival, Christmas breakfast, Andalucia Day snack or any event including food.

Other events will be held in their place after the man sent letters to the school including information about the dangers of children choking. Children will now only be allowed to eat food they bring from home.

Teachers have explained that if something did happen, the Andalucian Government would not support them.

They are even stopping children from sharing their food with each other. Bringing sweets to class to celebrate Halloween, birthdays and end of term parties is also banned.

Many parents fail to understand how the decision has been taken following the demands of just one person and are collecting signatures to demand that the school think again.

They are considering signing authorisations to allow their children to eat food brought from outside.

20 - 26 December 2012

Police investigate assault on teacher THE mother of a child in Malaga reportedly grabbed a teacher by the hair and hit her head against a desk.

The alleged attack took place in front of other pupils just minutes after 9.30am, when the

SEA LOVERS: The Peninsula Petroleum cup was at

class had already started.

Police are investigating what motivated it, local Spanish daily La Opinion de Malaga reports, but it was allegedly because she wanted her son to be moved to another classroom.

She accused the Primary School teacher at the San Juan de Dios, La Goleta school in Malaga city of having reprimanded her son.

The teacher is said to have grabbed the boy by the arm to pull him away from another child stake in Sotogrande. with whom he was fighting.

The teacher had to be taken to hospital after the attack due to severe Petroleum cup at neck pains. stake.

She was later released A dinner was held after being fitted with a at Octogono restauneck brace and made an rant in Guadiaro to official complaint at the celebrate Christmas. police station.

Champions sail in THREE RC44 sailboat world champions took part in a series of races in Sotogrande, Cadiz.

A total of six races

were held in the third stage of the Circuito NH Resort sailing tournament which lasts nine months, with the Peninsula

Loo roll blaze may be arson ARSON is moving up the list of possible causes of a fire which gutted Ronda Town Council’s

Santa Claus is coming to you UNTIL Monday, Father Christmas will be at Jacks Restaurant in Puerto Banus. Every day from 1pm, he will be in his festive grotto with a box of presents for children who visit. There will also be a chance for photos with Santa.

cleaning services warehouse.

“The door to the warehouse showed signs of having being

forced,” Soliarsa cleaning company delegate Isabel Barriga said.

Despite the fire, cleaning services are operating normally.

Initial estimates say €60,000 of damage was caused, although a final figure has not been reached.

Among the burnt goods were 750 new brooms, leaf blowing machines, rubbish bins and cleaning products as well as a ‘large number’ of toilet rolls for the town’s SANTA’S GROTTO: Waiting for your visit. schools.

Investment up for Malaga INVESTMENT on civic premises by the Malaga provincial government will increase by 35 per cent in 2013 to €40 million.

The office’s overall budget will be €218.5 million, plus €36.7 million from subsidiary centres. The Diputacion (official name of the provincial government) announced its current debts of nearly €200 million will not be increased despite the investments.

President Elias Bendodo described the budget as “realistic, austere and ambitious.” Compared to the recent budgets (€28.9m in 2011 and €29.5m this year), 2013 will see more investment.

This will mainly be allocated to improving municipal premises throughout Malaga province, as well as providing grants to towns with less than 25,000.

Costa del Sol

NEWS EXTRA

Burglar sentenced A MAN has been sentenced to four years and two months in prison for burgling the home of Spanish singer Manolo Escobar and six others in Benidorm in September last year.

Items worth more than €5,000 were taken from the singer’s home.

Boat crash A COURT in Lanzarote is investigating the death of a Moroccan immigrant who died after falling from the boat which he was in with another 20 people when it was hit by a Guardia Civil patrol vessel.

Song contest SPAIN will be represented at the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest by a group from Asturias called El Sueño de Morfeo. The contest will be held in Malmo, Sweden, from May 14-18. Which song they will sing can be voted for on the official Eurovision website.

Blind man A MAN in his 80s, on trial for the sexual abuse of an eight-yearold girl in Jaen, has said in his defence he has been blind for 15 years.

His family say he may have accidentally touched her when his dog’s lead got tangled with hers.

€50 rent A REAL ESTATE promoter in L’Alcudia, Valencia, has decided to rent 25 houses he has been unable to sell to families who have been evicted from their homes for just €50 per month.

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

17

Costa del Sol

Advertising Feature

A Magical Christmas at The Marbella Club Christmas is a wonderful time to celebrate with friends, family and children, but hosting events at home can be a stressful experience. Getting the best ingredients, making sure the turkey fits into the oven, a mad dash to Gibraltar for all those favourite foods, not to mention waking up

early to make sure everything is cooked to perfection; all these stresses and strains can take the shine off the day for the hosts. So what’s the alternative?

The Marbella Club Hotel has been celebrating Christmas in its own inimitable style for more

than 60 years and promises a magical celebration of past, present and future with its series of Christmas and New Year events and dinners. Let them take care of all the details; you can be assured of delicious food, five-star service and Christmas spirit aplenty.

Here’s an overview of what you can expect:

Christmas Eve Gala Dinner Get the Christmas period off to a stylish start with a six-course gala dinner at The Marbella Club Grill, one of the most romantic and special dining experiences in Marbella.

Delicacies such as Prawn Tartare, Foie Gras, Monkfish with a Crab Cream sauce, Roasted Beef with Truffle and Mushroom sauce and a Chocolate Fondant will be sure to delight the most demanding of palates.

The sommelier has selected wines and cavas to accompany the meal perfectly.

Christmas Day Lunch Start your Christmas Day with a cocktail in the stunning Champagne Room, then move through to The Grill for a delicious Christmas dinner with a choice of Turkey and all the trimmings or Crispy Sea Bream with ratatouille and herb oil. The meal will be rounded off with a traditional Yule Log and

Christmas sweets as well as the Spanish favourite, Turron.

New Year’s Eve Gala Dinner and Celebration From 8.30pm on New Year’s Eve join us for a fantastic cocktail reception, followed by a sumptuous five-course meal including the finest ingredients - Caviar, Sea Bass and Lobster, Veal and Black truffle, with live entertainment. Enjoy the Spanish tradition of the 12 grapes at midnight, followed by dancing and festivities in our Champagne Room with an open bar. This will be a New Year’s Eve never to be forgotten.

Alternatively, MC Café is also hosting a New Year’s Eve dinner with Kir Royal on arrival, a delicious four-course meal and live music from Helena Paul.

New Year’s Day Lunch Buffet Soothe sore heads and start 2013 as you mean to go on with our legendary Beach Club Buffet overlooking the Mediterranean. A wide selection of salads, seafood including lobster, prawns, crayfish and salmon, delicious meats cooked to order, kids’ favourites and mini desserts are sure to delight every taste, and the setting is stunning.

To book any of these festive events please email hotel@marbellaclub.com or call 952 82 22 11

18 EWN

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

JUST two days to go, and all eyes are on Saturday’s ‘El Gordo’ (The Fat One) lottery with more than €2.5 billion to be won. Times remain hard in cash-strapped Spain, but some people are about to get mighty rich.

PREPARE to see people glued to television screens and tuned into radio stations - in the home, cafés, bars anywhere reception is clear on Saturday.

For Spain often comes almost to a standstill as the El Gordo lottery draw results are announced.

As schoolchildren draw numbers starting at 8.30am at the Teatro Real (Royal Theatre) in Madrid, the nation will watch and listen.

There will be 27,547,200 prizes, from the ‘vuelta’ where people get their money back for having a certain number to the big prize, El Gordo.

Each ticket (individual number) costs €200, and each ‘decimo’ (10th) of a ticket, €20, and these are the most popular.

Since July, punters ranging from wealthy businessmen to work syndicates, from housewives keen for a change of luck, to ardent gamblers, have been investing in El Gordo tickets.

FLASHBACK: The smiles spell out an El Gordo victory, though the odds of breaking even are less than 6 per cent.

Just two days from fortunes for some!

With ticket prices high, given the state of most people’s finances, especially in the present economic downturn, syndicates are common with families, friends - even villages - buying tickets, splitting the cost and sharing the winnings. This year the total prize money will be €2.52 billion out of a total

revenue of €3.6 billion.

Some keen followers of the El Gordo draw try to buy tickets from various parts of Spain, with one Andalucia family ensuring each year that they buy individual tickets through a network of friends in various areas including Galicia, Barcelona, Madrid, Malaga, Sevilla and San Sebastian.

Each year the lottery organisation pays back 70 per cent in prize money resulting in El Gordo offering the best lottery odds of a win worldwide… even though lottery games are high risk!

And individuals plus syndicates are not the only winners with El Gordo, with millions collected from sales also going to charities.

As well as at the official lottery sale outlets, tickets are sold in the street as well as online - according to some reports leading to sales in 140 countries - with prices charged often slightly higher than €20 once commissions have been added.

A study of the gambling habits of Spaniards revealed last year that people spent an average of €71 on lottery tickets, €3 more than in 2010.

According to the same study, while women prefer even numbers, men prefer odd.

El Gordo was introduced in 1812 by the Cortes de Cadiz, the country’s legislative body, to increase state income.

Almost 50 years earlier, lotteries were initially introduced to Spain by King Carlos III to raise finances in general,

A case of numbers *The favourite last number this year for people buying tickets online is 6, followed by 1, 5, 4 and 7, in that order. *The favoured three last numbers are 701, 666, 835 and 996. *The end number which has historically been a winner most often is 5. *Only two numbers have ever been drawn twice as El Gordo, 15640 and 20297. including for the nation’s Napoleonic War. El Gordo prize money has touched people from all walks of life.

In 1930, as the world sank deeper into the Great Depression, part of the year’s main 30 million-peseta prize went to a garage owner and his mechanics, who had each chipped in 22 cents to gain today’s equivalent of about €1,200 each.

In 2008, a bar in Soria, north of Madrid, sold all 1,950 of the third prize tickets, spreading €97 million among customers, family and friends.

With the familiar saying ‘you've gotta be in it to win it’, more than 30 million people are estimated to be lined up for this year’s draw.

A big fat nothing for most EL GORDO will come to a big fat nothing for the majority of

people who buy tickets, with mathematicians putting the

probability of breaking even at less than 6 per cent.

NEWS

20 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

No appeal for Los Merinos THE Andalucian Government has decided not to appeal a court ruling against the Los Merinos Norte development project in Ronda.

The government’s territorial representative for Agriculture, Fishery and the Environment, Javier Carnero, defended its position, saying that it is “the best that could have been taken to remain legally coherent.”

The Junta’s decision was referred to as “incoherent” by Ronda Mayor Maria de la Paz Fernandez.

Although Carnero said it was “logical”

for the town hall to appeal the decision, he also requested that the Ronda council respect the judgement.

“There is no sense in the Junta appealing something which it already opposed in 2005 because it would create legal insecurity throughout the province regarding urban planning,” he said.

This followed an appeal from Ronda Town Hall against the Andalucian Supreme Court of Justice’s judgement which annulled approval from the Junta de Andalucia to go ahead with the project.

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Cows come home in the Malaya case A FARMER who sold cattle to singer Isabel Pantoja and her former partner and mayor of Marbella, Julian Muñoz, in 2003, claims they never paid him.

He was testifying in a trial in Malaga Provincial Court in which Pantoja and Muñoz are accused of money laundering and is a branch of the Malaya corruption trial.

He also said they never had the paperwork for the cattle because he refused to hand it over until they paid the €120,000 owed.

However, when shown a document seized from Muñoz’s home on which the former mayor noted that he had paid for 56 cows, he said “he may have intended to” and admitted that he had given the paperwork to a friend who later bought the cattle from Pantoja.

Pantoja is facing three and a half years in prison and a fine of €3.6 million, while Muñoz is facing seven and a half years in prison and fines totaling €7.46 million.

Muñoz’s ex-wife, Maite Zaldivar, is also on trial SMILING LINE-UP: Lion’s officers and and faces three and a half shop volunteers, (from left) Jo, Brenda, years in prison and a €2.6 Nena, Elisabeth and Annette. million fine.

Lion volunteer honoured LA CALA DE MIJAS Lions Club hosted a Christmas lunch at Casa Pedro in the village for its regular charity shop volunteers.

The shop in Calle Torremolinos in La Cala de Mijas plays a major part in the club’s annual charity fundraising and is open six days a week, from 10 - 2pm, and staffed

by Lion Club supervisors and nonmember volunteers.

During the luncheon, La Cala Lions President Bryan Coventry, presented a five-year service award to helper Maureen Batstone.

22 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

NEWS

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

SCANDINAVIAN PRESS Stories making headlines in Denmark, Norway and Sweden

Jail sentence

OUTDOOR GALLERY: On display for passers-by to enjoy.

Art hits streets of Fuengirola THE Parque de España square in Fuengirola held its first weekend of outdoor painting.

Art school students, members of painters’ associations and local artists gathered on a sunny Sunday to paint

and display art for passers-by to enjoy.

Organised by the local council, the initiative will be held every Sunday. The idea came when painters asked for a street spot to exhibit their paintings, the town hall said.

NORWAY - Mullah Krekar, the founder of Ansar al-Islam Islamist group, was acquitted of terrorism by an Oslo court, but sent to jail for threatening witnesses.

Dog seized SWEDEN - Customs officials have seized 22 dogs in nine separate cases of alleged puppy smuggling during 2012.

Fire attacks DENMARK - Five men aged between 21 and 24 were found guilty of arson attacks against a police school in Copenhagen, which destroyed 13 police cars.

Drunk guard SWEDEN - A 25-yearold Royal Family guard was so hungover he was unable for duty at Stockholm’s Royal Palace.

PICTURE IT: Society members pose with Santa.

Photo club’s anniversary trip THE Costa del Sol Photographic Society marked its 10th anniversary with a trip

to the Sierra Nevada. They took pictures of the snow and skiing action.

Founded in 2002 as the first English speaking photographic group in Spain, the club attracts both amateurs and professionals. Members can take part in workshops for all levels.

In 2013 the society plans exhibitions in the Bil Bil Castle, Benalmadena. A second exhibition is scheduled to take place in Malaga.

More information at www.photoclubspain.com.

Murder hints NORWAY - Blood stains from a murdered 16-year-old girl in Oslo were allegedly found by the police inside a camper van of a man aged 37 from Ålesund.

Sun power DENMARK - Four solar heating plants in Jutland measuring up to 80,000 square metres each, will start producing solar energy in 2014.

24 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

PTA industrial estate to boom A THOUSAND companies employing 30,000 people could be using the PTA industrial estate within 15 years.

That is the claim of the president of the Campanillas estate, Antonia Avila.

He made his forecast during the celebration of PTA’s 20th anniversary. Andalucian President Jose Antonio Griñan, who attended the event, said: “What seemed to be a pipe-dream 20 years ago is now fully established.”

GIB

NEWS

Stories making headlines from Gibraltar

Power to the people POWER cuts that have long plagued Gibraltar could this week become a thing of the past with the arrival of a new temporary power station.

Navy visit THE Royal Navy destroyer HMS Diamond sailed into British Gibraltar territorial waters on Sunday. She left en route to the UK 24 hours later.

Joint effort

ART ANALYSIS: Starting afresh each time.

British modern art on display

THE CAC modern art museum in Malaga is presenting works by British sculptor, Richard Deacon.

The exhibition, which includes previously unexhibited examples of Deacon’s work in the form

of 30 sculptures, will last until March 10, 2013.

Describing his work, Deacon, originally from Bangor, Wales, has said: “Changing the materials from one work to the next is a way of starting afresh each time.”

Rent savings THE Andalucian Government’s Development Department will pay €11,000 less per month to rent its Malaga headquarters.

The current contract for the offices, located in Calle Compositor Lemhberg Ruiz, runs out in late 2013. After that, the rent will drop by 25 per cent to €32,250.

THE Royal Gibraltar Police co-operated with Guardia Civil investigating an armed kidnapping in Los Barrios, Cadiz.

A Gibraltar-registered car was suspected of being involved.

26 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Help wanted in search for missing UK man

READERS are being asked to help find a missing man who failed to return from a holiday in Spain.

Robert Golden, aged 58, had flown on his own to Seville on November 5, and was due to return to Shoreham, Sussex, England, on November 19.

But Robert, who has a passion for trekking didn’t board the return flight and hasn’t been in touch with his brother or his colleagues in London where he works in IT. His brother Barry said: “I’m really worried. I’m really missing him and want to see him back home.

“Robert loves walking and the outdoors. It is worrying that he can be away for that length of time and not use his bank cards. The last time he used a card was November 10. I wonder what he is living on?

“I would appeal for him to get in touch.”

Detective Inspector Rob Walker said: “We are getting increasingly concerned for Robert. He was seen

Costa del Sol

RUSSIAN

Stories making headlines from Russia

MTV Russia A NEW channel called Pyatnitsa (‘Friday’) will replace the music channel on June 1, 2013 due to low ratings, said ProfMedia president Nikolai Kartozia.

New mobile THE latest smartphone which has been developed by Yota Devices will be presented at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona in February 2013.

MISSING: Robert Golden failed to return from a holiday in Spain. by neighbours at the beginning of November leaving his home with a large backpack.

“He is a keen walker and mentioned to a friend about trekking around Granada, Cordoba, Cadiz and Jerez for about 10 to 12 days. However he failed to return to work as expected and he was reported missing on November 23.

“I would ask Robert to get in touch to say he is safe and well.

Arms head

“I would also urge anyone who may recognise him from his travels in Spain to contact Sussex Police on +44 1273 475432, quoting serial 804 of 23/11.”

PRESS

KONSTANTIN Busygin has been appointed new head of arms manufacturer Izhmash after an internal dispute within the company.

Jet tested THE new T-50 fighter

jet successfully completed a 40-minute test flight in Komsomolsk-onAmur.

Still jailed ALLEGED mass-riot plotter Leonid Razvozzhayev will remain arrested until April 2013, as ruled on Wednesday by Moscow’s Basmanny District Court.

Pussy Riot ARTIST Nikas Safronov has filed a lawsuit against the controversial band for the unauthorised use of his image in their ‘Pussy Riot Scorches Putin’s Glamour’ video.

Easy call PRESIDENT Vladimir Putin called for legislative adjustments that would simplify the citizenship acquisition process.

NEWS

28 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Seven Marbella properties linked with corruption SEVEN properties in Marbella have been linked to the former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, his family and former Government officials.

The houses are part of a €28 million financial and real estate case of alleged fraud, embezzlement, corruption and illicit gain, the National Police reported.

The current Government of Egypt has blocked €18.4 million in financial packs in several Spanish banks.

Two properties in Madrid’s La Moraleja area - worth €7 million - plus seven properties in Marbella worth €3 million and five high-end vehicles would complete the pack.

The Spanish authorities reported that this case would have inflicted “serious damage in the public Treasury of the Arab Republic of Egypt.”

This is not the first time that goods and assets of Mubarak have been found in Spain. Since June, businessman Hussein Salem - who is closely related to the former President - has been under investigation by the National High Court for alleged money laundering.

A MAN aged 40 was held by the Local Police in Mijas as he had allegedly stolen a car parked at Calle San Javier de Las Lagunas with the engine on. The suspect was spotted by a police car as he was driving through Avenida de Andalucia.

When he realised he had been seen, the driver made a sudden turn, driving on the pavement and accelerating to get to the A7 carriageway towards Camino de Coin.

Another chance THE 37-year-old businessman who committed an attempted bank robbery in Malaga because he wanted to be put in jail due to his debts was released by the court with no charges.

A WOMAN was held

by National Police for alleged child abuse after her twoand-a-half-year son was admitted to Malaga’s Childrens Hospital with an injured leg.

Irregular job ON THE TABLE: Some of the apparel that was allegedly worn during robberies.

Alleged axe gang arrested

SIX people, two under the age of 18, have been arrested accused of a string of robberies.

National Police and Guardia Civil allege that they were part of a gang that targeted businesses and shops in Mijas and Fuengirola.

As he came across a traffic jam, he decided to leave the car and run away.

The man crossed over the carriageway and was followed by an officer, exposing both of them to being hit by a car. The suspect tried to hide behind some bushes near the Parque Acuatico. The officer held him thanks to a passer-by. The man justified himself for being a drug addict.

Hole-in-the-wall SEVEN people were held by the National Police and sent to temporary prison by a Malaga

In the robberies a masked gang used axes to threaten business owners and smash display cases.

The six are also accused of stealing two motorbikes. Police claim to have found 16 cannabis plants and equipment for growing drugs during various searches.

Court, accused of four different robberies.

One robbery was of a domestic property and three in businesses throughout the Malaga province.

Suspects are aged between 19 and 27 and are believed to be specialised in the hole-in-the-wall type of robbery.

Therefore, during the six raids in Torremolinos, Alhaurin de la Torre and Churriana, police officers found an amount of items used for that purpose.

These included laptop computers, video-cameras, metalcutting tools, a soldering rod, etc. €6,000 in cash was also seized.

November drug den UP to 13 drug dealing dens were deactivated by the National Police during November in Malaga city. In these operations, 29 people were held accused of alleged crimes against public health.

Although the dens have been tagged by the authorities as small and medium sized points, in overall numbers they have seized 473.7 grams of cocaine, 471 of marijuana and 6,496 grams of hashish.

They have also seized more than €10,000 in cash as well as seven knives, four vehicles, four scales and other drug handling equipment.

International drug gang charged UP to 16 people have been held and another three have been charged by the Guardia Civil for drug distribution in an international case.

CRIME EXTRA

Boy abused

CRIME WATCH

Robbery on the run

Costa del Sol

The gang has been accused of handling the drug in Morocco.

They would then deliver it into Spain through Malaga and Sevilla, from where

they would travel to other Spanish provinces like Orense and Toledo, and even EU countries like France, Belgium and Denmark.

During the different

raids, officers seized more than 11,700 kilos of hashish hidden inside vehicles.

In the same operation, two Moroccan citizens

were held at Malaga Airport for carrying internally nearly one kilo of hashish, when they were about to take a flight to Copenhagen.

THE Guardia Civil in Mijas held a woman for allegedly recruiting up to five illegal immigrants without signing any labour contract, thus not allowing them to ever become residents.

Pub row FOUR people were fined €180 each for a bar fight in Archidona.

Three of them also had to compensate the woman that started it all by dropping a glass with €300.

Dog fine A MAN was fined €90 by a Malaga Court for taking his bull terrier for a walk unleashed and without a muzzle, near a children’s park in Antonio Machado.

Fourth time A 50-year-old man was held by the Guardia Civil for allegedly robbing a pharmacy in Las Lagunas, Mijas.

The pharmacy has suffered up to four robberies this year.

NEWS

30 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

‘Voice of Spain’ retires ONE of Spain’s best-known dubbing artists, Constantino Romero, is retiring, aged 65.

Romero, originally from Albacete, has been doing voice-overs for Spanish films for 47 years and has won awards for his talent.

He has been the Spanish voice for Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Roger Moore in James Bond, Donald Sutherland, and Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) in the Star Wars saga.

He also did the voiceover for David Attenborough for the BBC documentary Planet Earth and was the voice of Mufasa in the Disney animation The Lion King.

NEWS EXTRA

Mugger held TWO people were arrested for allegedly mugging an elderly woman in the Torrenueva area of Mijas following a 20minute police chase in which one officer was injured.

Chance catch A CAR passenger will be ruing the day local police fined the driver for parking in a loading bay near Calahonda, Mijas.

The 29-year-old passenger was arrested after police checks revealed an arrest warrant out in his name

Boot sale safe THE car boot sale which takes place at the Costa del Sol Racecourse in Mijas will continue to be held every Sunday from 9am.

20 - 26 December 2012

Religion teacher held over chapel thefts A WOMAN, 37, has been arrested for allegedly stealing jewellery

from a chapel in Ayamonte, Huelva.

Gesture caught on camera A MOTORCYCLIST was arrested after making an obscene gesture at a speed camera on the A-6 near Madrid.

Guardia Civil report that the man and two others were zigzagging across the motorway at high speed. His bike had no registration plates, and the three motorbikes fled when officers ordered them to stop. A chase followed and the three were caught. However, one escaped again, but an image of him making an obscene gesture was caught by a speed camera on the M-30 when he was travelling at 166kph in an area where the speed limit was 90kph.

The other two were released, but the 22-yearold was arrested and charged with dangerous driving and endangering life.

The woman was a catechism teacher at the chapel and one of seven people who had keys to the building.

Two robberies had been reported but as there were no signs of forced entry, Guardia Civil suspicions fell on those who had keys to the building.

The woman’s name appeared on a list of clients at a local pawn shop, and the description of the jewellery she had sold coincided with the items which had been stolen.

Some of the pieces of jewellery have been recovered, but others have disappeared forever. Many of them SNAPPED: Speed camera had been donated by captures obscene gesture. local residents.

200 years in prison for killers of mentally disabled woman THREE people who killed a woman in Oviedo in 2009 have been sentenced to prison terms amounting to more than 200 years.

One has been sentenced to 99 years in prison for murder, habitual abuse, sexual assault and disrespecting the dead, amongst other charges.

Both of the other men, one of them the killer’s brother, have been sentenced to more than 30 years in prison.

The three men lived with the victim, aged 34, and her mother, both of whom were mentally disabled.

A girl under 18 and her baby also lived in the apartment. She was the killer’s girlfriend and was sentenced to 10 years in a centre for delinquents, as she was considered to

BEHIND BARS: Callous killers face long sentences. have pushed the others into committing the crime.

The events took place in June 2009, when the three men beat the disabled victim, forced her to drink a bottle of whisky and strangled her to death.

The following day they decided to cut the flesh

from her bones and feed it to some dogs.

They then got her mentally disabled brother, who on previous occasions had been forced to take part in sexually abusing the victim, to help put the body parts in the freezer.

The following day, all the inhabitants of the

apartment, including the minor and her baby, went to see a flat which was available to rent, and sold the victim’s jewellery.

They later decided to tell the killer’s parents about the murder, but blamed the victim’s brother. The parents went to the police.

Costa del Sol

Husband jailed A MAN, 38, was arrested in El Portil, Huelva, for allegedly dousing his partner with fuel and threatening to kill her.

Guardia Civil reports say that the Cuban man was arguing with his wife and her screams woke the neighbours.

When officers arrived, she told them that he had also put a machete to her throat.

She did not need to be taken to hospital, and after a rapid trial, the man was sent to prison for attempted manslaughter.

Minors issue for ministry THE Ministry of Justice is studying what is the best age for minors to get married or work.

Justice Minister Alberto RuizGallardon announced that his department will work with the Ministry of Health, Social Affairs and Equality, to decide when minors (under 18) should legally be able to work, have sex, leave home, get married or testify before a judge.

He said that the existing laws which were meant to protect minors are now obsolete, and pointed out that such matters are a part of daily life.

The aim was to safeguard the interests of minors.

He also reiterated that minors who are victims of abuse have the right to free legal aid.

NEWS

32 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

Mubarak assets found MORE than €28 million in assets and financial products linked to former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak have been located in Spain.

Police, following a request from the Egyptian government, have frozen €18.4 in financial products with Spanish banks, two properties in Madrid valued at more than €7 million, seven properties in Marbella worth more than €3 million and five luxury vehicles linked to Mubarak, his family, businessman and former Egyptian government officials.

They could be the result of embezzlement of public funds and corruption during his time as president.

There is a list of 130 people who could be entitled to use these assets.

Woman kills work colleague over debt A WOMAN, 39, has been arrested for allegedly killing a fellow worker and hiding her body in rubbish.

The dead woman’s legs and hip were found in a rubbish container in one area of Madrid, while the

rest of her body was found on a rubbish dump in another part of the city.

Both women worked as cleaners in the same house. The alleged killer, who confessed and has been remanded in prison, is Georgian, the same as the victim, and claims to have killed so she wouldn’t have to pay back €1,500 she owed her. She told the police that during an argument she hit the victim with a frying pan and then beat her until she was dead.

She then hid the 3,000 bank accounts have been investigated. body under her bed for two days until the are believed to have Gao Ping was homeowners went on been part of the remanded in prison holiday. network are also following his arrest in the When they left, she accused of extortion, ‘Emperador’ operation, cut up the body and illegal immigration and but later released due to put the pieces in bags. prostitution. a legal error.

Money laundering POLICE have located as many as 1,000 bank accounts linked to the ‘Emperador’ operation in which Chinese businessman Gao Ping was arrested.

So far, they have investigated more than 3,000 accounts with 100 banks and frozen €11 million.

The public prosecutor’s report has so far named 130 properties and 120 vehicles owned by the money laundering network.

The detainees who

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Father faces 40 years

THE private accusation in the case against Jose Breton is asking for 40 years in prison for the murder of his two children.

Ruth and Jose were reported missing by their father on October 8, 2011, in Cordoba. However, his story of how they disappeared made police suspect he was involved and children’s remains were later found on a bonfire on ground belonging to his parents. He was arrested on October 18, 2011 and sent to prison.

Although the fire was made so hot it destroyed any DNA evidence, a trial will be held against Breton because other evidence points to him having killed his two children. He denies this. Once the trial is over, the children’s mother will ask for the remains so she can bury them.

NEWS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Top rider killed in collision SPANISH cyclist Iñaki Lejarreta, 29, died after being hit by a car on the N-634 in Iurreta, Vizcaya.

The cyclist had been Spanish mountain bike champion in 2007 and subchampion in 2011.

The regional police are looking into how the accident, which occurred when he was heading towards Bilbao, could have happened.

He was found lying in the road and was first assisted by paramedics who performed CPR but they were unable to resuscitate him.

Every year, more than 50 cyclists are killed in road accidents.

Costa del Sol

Officers accused of misappropriation

VIDEO footage captured the moment when National Police took for themselves potatoes and oranges seized from a street seller in Cadiz.

The Government SubDelegation in Cadiz and Puerto Real Town Hall have opened an investigation into the matter.

The footage was broadcast on the internet, and shows town hall staff take sacks of oranges and potatoes to a rubbish truck. Several people, including National Police officers, take some of them and leave.

Puerto Real Town Hall said the act was

SEIZED: Oranges being sold on street.

‘shameful’, and explained that the produce was seized from people who were selling it illegally, and it was stored according to the law.

However, an expert advised that it did not meet hygiene and safety standards.

STUDENTS from the International Music The town hall gave the order School of Pop, Jazz and Rock in Benahavis will for the produce to be destroyed, be taking part in a Christmas concert on but instead people filled bags Sunday. The performance will start at noon in with the potatoes and oranges the Iglesia de la Virgin del Rosario, in and took them away in cars conjunction with Benahavis Town Hall. parked nearby.

Rockin’ at Christmas

Bisto Gravy Powder, 227 g

€

Amora Dijon Mustard, 150 g

Save a minimum of

2.15 Price per kilo €9,47

€

0.45

33

€

Save a minimum of

1.45

€

0.22

Price per kilo €9,67

This offer is valid until the 31st of December 2012 in: Avda. Principal del Candado, 2 (Málaga), Alhaurín de la Torre, Arroyo de la Miel, Benalmádena, Fuengirola, Mijas Costa, Manilva, Nerja, Torremolinos, Torrox Costa, Marbella (with the exception of Avda. General López Domínguez, 19), Torre del Mar (with the exception of C/ Dr. Fleming, 26), Estepona (with the exception of Urb. La Portada parcela 4D), San Pedro de Alcántara (with the exception of Pza. Istan s/n), Rincón de la Victoria (with the exception of C/ Ronda s/n) and Salobreña (with the exception of C/ Pontanilla, 1).

NEWS

34 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

COSTA BLANCA NORTH

AXARQUIA

Police called to school brawl

Noisy bangers

POLICE were called to a brawl among 50 pupils at Alcoy secondary school. No arrests were made and no-one was injured, police said.

No love lost!

ONE of the stalls selling fireworks at the entrance of Parque de Andalucia in Velez-Malaga has been from supplying bangers as local residents claim they are too noisy.

News from our editions

BENIDORM town hall must pay €607,000 to the organisers of the 2009 Davis Cup matches at Terra Mitica after a judge ruled that last-minute court changes were their responsibility.

Crime down CRIME in Alicante has fallen 5 per cent this year following improved detection and prevention measures, police said. Even so the province has Spain’s highest crime rate after Madrid and Valencia.

Not child’s play ONLY two companies responded to the tender to run Calpe’s Silene d’Ifac kindergarten.

Neither fulfilled the conditions and the town hall may have to close the school.

Turkish delight TURKISH AIRLINES is to add Alicante and Sevilla to its existing Spanish routes, with the airline already flying to Valencia, Malaga, Barcelona, Bilbao and Madrid.

COSTA BLANCA SOUTH

Natural birth bid ALICANTE General Hospital has introduced changes to make giving birth as natural as possible, including aromatherapy and music therapy, special chairs for mothers-to-be and more contact with newborn babies.

Tram transport REGIONAL railway company FGV recorded a total of 388,292 users during November on the Metropolitan Tram network in Alicante.

Balcony fall A MAN was injured after falling from a balcony in Arenales del Sol. He was trying to jump from a neighbour’s balcony to his own after leaving his keys inside.

Supermarket for port WORTH A VISIT: Nerja Caves to be promoted to cruise-ship passengers.

Caves to get a boost CRUISE-SHIP passengers are being targeted in a bid to attract more visitors to Nerja’s caves.

The Caves of Nerja Foundation Managing Director Angel Ruiz has been meeting representatives of the City Council, tourist agencies and cruise-ship operators.

Nerja Caves’ managers are aiming to reach

the 500,000 annual visits recorded less than a decade ago. At the moment the Nerja museum barely attracts 1,000 per year.

“We are sure there will be more visitors next year,” Angel Ruiz said, adding: “Neither cruise holiday operators nor passengers are aware of the caves at present, but we are working on it.”

Cocaine trial

One direction

TEN people will appear in court today (Thursday) at the Provincial Court in Elche, charged with dealing cocaine. More than 20 kilos of the drug were allegedly seized valued at €1.3 million.

RAMON GALERA TISCAR has now been successfully directing the six theatrical groups in Alcontar, Hijate, Seron, Tijola, Lucar and Purchena for five years.

Young project SCHOOLCHILDREN in Alicante have presented business projects to the Federation of Young Entrepreneurs of the Province of Alicante as part of a school assignment to encourage entrepreneurial spirit.

Foreign enclave SEVENTY-TWO per cent of Rojales residents are foreign, according to the population census prepared by the National Statistics Institute.

ALMERIA

Rent-free for three years ALMERIA Town Hall is offering 11 business spaces rent-free for three years in the Vega de Aca area. Interested entrepreneurs must submit their projects by January 10.

The end is nigh EMERGENCY work costing €900,000 to dry riverbeds damaged in the September floods in the eastern part of Almeria Province, and paid for by the Andalucian Government, is nearly finished.

It’s play time

after robbing a pharmacy and two slot machine arcades. He was said to have been armed with a knife and stole a total of €2,200.

Rotger resigns BALEARIC Parliament President Pere Rotger officially stepped down from his position after the judge in the Over Marketing corruption case maintained his impeachment at the trial.

Gift of life

TRADITIONAL and hand-made toys were displayed at the Cueva de San Jose in Terque.

SEVENTY-SIX kidneys, 34 livers, five hearts, five lungs, four pancreases and one intestine have been donated by 41 people in the Balearics so far this year.

YouTune plan

New four-star hotel

COOKING of typical Andarax gastronomy is to be filmed in Benahadux, Rioja, Huércal de Almería, Pechina, Capi Cuevas de los Medinas, Capi La Fuentecica and Viator to post on YouTube.

THE first guests have arrived at the new Hotel Balanguera, which belongs to the HM hotel chain and has 40 rooms with an average cost of €110 per night.

MALLORCA

Robber arrested A FORTY-SEVEN-YEAR-OLD Palma man has been arrested

Call for female BALEARIC Parliament spokeswoman Mabel Cabrer (PP) said that Margarita Duran would make a great candidate for Parliament leadership.

THE Muelle Uno leisure port in Malaga is planning a 2,000square-metre supermarket. The developer of the port has ordered consultancy reports on the plan.

Old rally takes off THE second Villa de Alfarnate 324-kilometre rally, a stage in the Andalucian Rally Championship, was held in Alfarnate. Only cars more than 25 years old were allowed to take part.

Unheard stories LOCAL stories of Nerja are included in a new book by researcher Pablo Rojo, Historia Insolita de Nerja (The Unheard Stories of Nerja), to be presented tomorrow (Friday) at the History Museum from 7.30pm.

Pointing the finger MANAGERS at the University Hospital in Malaga have been accused by the CSI-F trades union of using bed shortages in some units as an excuse to redistribute staff and cut expenses.

20 - 26 December 2012 www.euroweeklynews.com

Stat of week Women earn 20 per cent less on average in Spain compared to male counterparts with the same educational background, work hours, position and length of service.

Finance,

business

&

EWN

Costa del Sol

legal

A EURO WEEKLY NEWS 8 PAGE SPECIAL SECTION

www.ewnbusiness.com

Casinos on a loser...

Punters prefer to gamble online at home BINGO HALLS, casinos and slot machines are losing clients who now favour online gambling.

Last year the amount of money played at bingo halls, slot machines and casinos fell 20.3 per cent, 15.1 per cent and 13.2 per cent respectively.

And since laws were passed to regulate online gambling

Iberia Express flying upwards!

SHORT-HAUL carrier Iberia Express has been used by more than two million passengers since it was launched in March.

The offshoot company of Iberia is now one of the five most used airlines at the Madrid-Barajas Airport.

General Manager Luis Gallego said that 94 per cent of the company’s flights have arrived on time and that customers are highly satisfied.

The company has recently introduced two new planes, bringing the total to 14 Airbus A320s that fly to 24 destinations.

Gallego also said: “The company is meeting all the objectives planned for the outset both economically and regarding efficiency, quality and innovation.”

Iberia Express recently launched a smartphone app from which clients can carry out most of the necessary procedures regarding their flights.

The airline is a member of oneworld, an alliance of 11 airlines including British Airways, which offers clients 2,500 planes, 8,750 daily flights and 800 destinations in 150 countries.

in May last year, the sector has taken €1.76 billion.

Though no official data regarding online gambling is available before 2011, the Spanish Association of Digital Gaming claims that business increased 20 per cent last year, and this is confirmed by the State Lottery Department.

Now H&M woos recycling FASHION retailer H&M, which has stores throughout Spain, is to promote the recycling of used clothes amongst clients.

With this project, it aims to improve its image with environmentalists.

“Every year, tonnes of clothes are thrown away in the rubbish and contaminate municipal dumps. Ninety-five per cent of it could be reused or recycled,” the company said.

Loewe hits high with factory SPANISH luxury brand Loewe, favoured by the Royal Family, has opened a new factory in Getafe, Madrid.

With double the size of factory floor space in Madrid the company now plans to also double production.

The aim is to create employment in Madrid.

Seventy-five per cent of produce made in Spain by Loewe is exported, and Montague told Spanish national El Mundo that they want the Spanish nation to be proud of the brand.

Loewe already has four factories in Spain, but will not reduce

production or staff at any of them due to the new opening.

They have 167 shops as well as franchises in more than 30 countries, mainly in Europe and Asia.

Since 1996, the company has been part of the Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy company of France.

NEW FACE: Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is now promoting Loewe.

35

LOSING OUT: Casinos are no longer as popular.

36

EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

Department of Correction and Clarification: Annuities WHAT is the tax rate on an annuity in Spain? In Euro Weekly News (Issue 1430), we were asked for a definition of annuities in Spanish tax law. The questioner was in dispute with the Spanish Tax Agency regarding whether his income was an annuity or a pension. The difference is important because pensions are usually taxed more than annuities. Unfortunately, a small editorial slip changed the meaning of the final example in our answer.

The original text stated that only 24 per cent of the income from an annuity would be taxed. The version finally printed said that all You and the annuity income would be taxed at 24 per cent. There Law in Spain

By David Searl is a big difference. Let’s try to make it clear.

The basic definition of annuity is a financial product which you purchase with money you already have in exchange for the guarantee of a lifetime income at a fixed rate. In Spanish this is called Renta Vitalicia. This is not the same as income received from a pension plan.

The Spanish Tax Agency taxes income from a pension at the normal income tax rates. This is because most contributions to a pension plan have been free of tax previously, so they are taxed now. This would be a tax rate of 24.75 per cent for an income up to €17,000, or 30 per cent up to €33,000 before any deductions are taken.

Income from an annuity is taxed less because the money to buy it has already been taxed. If you start receiving payments between 60 and 65, you are taxed on only 24 per cent of your income instead of the whole amount. This percentage varies with age.

So we see that if your pension income is €32,000, you face a Spanish tax bite of about 30 per cent before deductions, or a little under €10,000. If your annuity income is the same €32,000, you are taxed on only about one-fourth of it, or €8,000. This means that, after deductions, you will probably pay no tax at all.

David will respond to queries but reserves the right to select letters which will be of interest to the greatest number of readers.

You can also consult David through lawyers Ubeda-Retana and Associates in Fuengirola. ask@lawtaxspain.com or call 952 667 090.

FINANCE, BUSINESS & LEGAL

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

A bleak Christmas for HMV MUSIC retailers HMV have admitted they will probably break banking covenants after bleak preChristmas sales’ figures. Directors issued a profit warning that may cast doubt on the group’s future

£££

BRADFORD City Football Club has had its future safeguarded by beating Arsenal to reach the semi final of the Capital One Cup. Club director Dave Baldwin says the club’s projected annual deficit has

B

ritish usiness riefs

been more than halved by income from the one match.

£££

IN a campaign against late payers the UK taxman has warned 300,000 people may have goods

seized. Letters have been sent to people who have not filed their selfassessment forms for 2010-2011.

£££

MIKE ASHLEY, Newcastle United owner and majority shareholder in Sports Direct, is going to have to work even harder to get paid. He does not get a salary, relying instead on bonuses. Now the company has said it is minded to increase his earnings’ targets from €357m to €382m before he is paid.

Britain’s green shoots ignored as industry order books fill up AS it’s Christmas I thought I’d give bashing the eurozone a break.

After all, the problem is the euro, and until the EU heavy hitters can bring themselves to admit that, there’s not much chance of an improvement.

That being the case, I thought it was time to talk about how Britain’s doing outside the eurozone. If you listen to the eurofanatics they’ll still say we’d be ruined if we left the EU, but their figures just do not add up.

They go on about ‘strong Germany’, ignoring the looming stagnation of that economy. “Of course trade is slow,” they protest, “how could it be otherwise when the entire planet is in the grip of recession?”

But this recession began in 2008, and although since then Germany has done well working to fulfil prerecession commitments the absence of new orders is giving the ‘European Powerhouse’ cause for concern. It is moving inexorably into stagnation, which bodes ill for Ms Merkel.

But surely, it’s the same for everyone?

Britain’s growth rate is

Jim Collins Costa Blanca

not what you’d call healthy, and according to official figures, manufacturing has gone down over the last semester.

All true if you take the government’s chosen criteria, farm products, clothes and other perishables upon which people are cutting back.

But look again at engineering products, especially those in the highly technical fields.

Strange how British good news is so often ignored by the media and government.

There was an item on BBC One Southern the other day mentioning just casually passing over - factories in that area of Britain were struggling to fill orders flowing in from all over the world.

And it’s not only the

ENGINEERING EXPERTISE: But UK manufacturing innovation barely receives a mention in the Press. south; Birmingham’s about their requirements manufacturers of high for small naval support quality engineering pro- vessels, work that will ducts are feeling the keep their skilled, pinch, not because they specialist workforce don’t have the work, but together. because they are having As ever with our news difficulty in finding media, any encouraging enough skilled workers items about Britain’s to allow them to expand innovatory manufacturing as quickly as they would capability merits hardly a wish. line or two.

Not for them the Tucked away on an modern disease of sitting inner page of the Daily on their hands, waiting Telegraph last week was and praying for the next a short item by the government contract science correspondent which, in these times of concerning the design austerity might never and development - by a British engineering commaterialise.

The shipbuilders of pany - of a system which Portsmouth, for will “allow jets to fly to instance, as their share Australia in four hours or of the construction of even go into orbit and the new Ark Royal nears back to Earth in one stage.

The its completion, are clean sending sales repre- gateway is now open to sentatives abroad to talk move beyond the jet to foreign governments age.”

20 - 26 December 2012

FINANCE, BUSINESS & LEGAL

www.euroweeklynews.com Domicile is a very important issue for British expatriates. You remain liable to UK inheritance tax on your worldwide assets for as long as you are domiciled or deemed domiciled in the UK. While changing your domicile is not impossible, it depends on your circumstances and intentions and needs to be a carefully considered and planned process.

The basic rule is that a person is domiciled in the country in which they have their home permanently or indefinitely - the country you regard as your ‘homeland’, frequently described as the place where you intend to die. You can live in Spain for many years and remain domiciled in the UK. The major tax effect is that domiciles (or deemed domiciles) of the UK are fully liable for UK inheritance tax on their worldwide assets. The tax rate is 40%, above a threshold of £325,000 per individual.

Transfers between couples are exempt, unless the receiving spouse/partner is a non-UK domicile.

If you have set up a permanent home here in Spain and intend to live here until death, and ideally even to be buried here, there is good chance that you can acquire a ‘domicile of choice’ here in Spain. In this case you would no longer be liable to UK inheritance tax on your non-UK assets, though note it takes at least three years to shed UK domicile for inheritance tax purposes.

EWN

37

Costa del Sol

Determining And Proving Domicile

by Bill Blevins, Financia l Correspondent, Blevins Franks

It is essential to take professional advice in this complex matter. A firm like Blevins Franks specialises in domicile determination, as well as on how UK and Spanish tax interact, and can guide you through the process.

If you believe you have shaken off your UK domicile but HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) determine otherwise, your heirs will face an unexpected tax bill. In practice HMRC will not consider domicile until it becomes relevant for some tax purpose, so you cannot normally ask them for confirmation in advance.

HMRC’s manual on Domicile: Enquiries into domicile status: Schedule of useful information and documents lists the types of information that may be requested during an enquiry.

Some of them are obvious, others less so.

The list is not comprehensive so you may need to provide other items.

Likewise you may not need everything on the list.

The list includes the following: • Date and place and nationality at birth • Parents full names and marital status • Details of siblings • Details of marriages/civil partnerships, divorce and long-term cohabitation • Information on your children – names, dates of birth, nationalities, place of education, current locations and any other relevant background • Locations of members of the extended family, with descriptions of your relationship to them • List of residences from birth to date of enquiry • Details of transfers of property • Detailed summary of properties that have been available for your use (excluding short term holiday lettings) • Summary of educational background • Information regarding any exercise of political rights in any territory, memberships of political parties and extent of your activities • Professional qualifications and memberships of professional bodies

• Summary of membership of clubs, societies, associations, organisations etc, and level of participation • Details of religious, cultural and social connections, including degree of participation and ability to speak, read and write the relevant languages • Location of personal papers and any items of financial, sentimental or other value • Details of any wills and the local law they are governed by • Summary of any deeds, declarations etc created, including those relating to dependents • Summary of your professional and personal advisers, their services and location • Summary of any other connections you have with various territories – when, what form, how long, and the reason for being there • Explanation of your intentions for the future. Have you made plans?

What contingencies have been taken into account? What may cause you to change residence? What provision have you made for the future? What have you actually done that provides evidence for your answers to these questions?

You will need to provide documentary evidence, from items like birth certificates, to insurance

policies, to wills and perhaps personal correspondence, photos, electronic records etc relating to your background, lifestyle and intentions.

Remember you may not be dealing with this yourself. It may be your heirs and/or executor who have to prove to HMRC that your estate should not be liable to UK inheritance tax. You would therefore want to leave all your paperwork in order for them.

I cannot stress enough the importance in taking professional advice here; do-it-yourself domicile determination is not an option if you want to avoid leaving your heirs any unexpected tax bills and headaches.

Blevins Franks is highly experienced in this area and would review your situation and advise on the way forward.

The tax rates, scope and reliefs may change. Any statements concerning taxation are based upon our understanding of current taxation laws and practices which are subject to change. Tax information has been summarised; an individual should take personalised advice.

To keep in touch with the latest developments in the offshore world, check out the latest news on our website www.blevinsfranks.com.

FINANCE, BUSINESS & LEGAL

38

EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

LONDON - FTSE 100 C H A N G E ( P ) % C H G. 3.80 1.10 9.00 0.79 -406.06 -19.11 -3.00 -0.29 12.00 0.66 0.00 0.00 -4.00 -0.54 5.00 0.33 -7.00 -0.24 -3.05 -0.82 -1.50 -0.15 -0.50 -0.15 -0.85 -0.33 -10.50 -1.01 12.00 0.57 -2.65 -0.62 -49.92 -1.54 -4.00 -0.71

NET VOLUME 1,649.11 129.63 3,642.41 532.98 1,194.30 607.35 1,782.64 258.14 874.05 2,865.79 349.19 803.44 13,148.96 4,222.33 2,191.28 8,270.80 1,230.05 727.07

CU RR EN CI ES

C LOSING P RICES D ECEMBER 17

PRICE(P) C O M PA N Y Aberdeen Asset Mngmnt 348.30 Admiral Group PLC 1144.00 Aggreko PLC 1717.50 AMEC PLC 1016.50 Anglo American PLC 1838.50 Antofagasta PLC 1354.00 ARM Holdings PLC 739.00 Associated Brith Fds PLC 1523.50 AstraZeneca PLC 2917.50 Aviva PLC 366.90 Babcock Intnal Group... 978.25 BAE Systems PLC 338.60 Barclays PLC 254.75 BG Group PLC 1031.00 BHP Billiton PLC 2106.25 BP PLC 423.88 British Am Tobacco PLC 3195.50 British Land Co PLC 557.25

0.81171

Units per €

United States $......................................................1.31548 Japan Yen ¥ ...........................................................110.125 Switzerland Francs................................................1.20826 Denmark Kroner ....................................................7.46113 Norway Kroner.......................................................7.36968

C O M PA N Y

PRICE(P)

British Sky Broadtng Gr BT Group PLC Bunzl PLC Burberry Group PLC Capita PLC Capital Shopp Cntrs Gr Carnival PLC Centrica PLC Compass Group PLC CRH PLC

763.00 235.80 1048.50 1259.00 752.50 353.80 2458.00 333.55 733.75 1161.50

C H A N G E ( P ) % C H G. -1.00 -1.90 -16.00 -5.00 -10.00 -0.50 -3.00 -2.10 -4.25 -12.00

DOW JONES

NASDAQ

C LOSING P RICES D ECEMBER 17

C LOSING P RICES D ECEMBER 17

C O M PA N Y

PRICE CHANGE %CHANGE VOLUME

MMM 3M Co 93.03 AA Alcoa Inc 8.75 AXP American Express Co 57.27 T AT&T Inc 34.23 BAC Bank of America Corp 11.00 BA Boeing Co 74.65 CAT Caterpillar Inc 89.64 CVX Chevron Corp 108.68 CSCO Cisco Systems Inc 20.11 DD E. I. du Pont de Nemours and C... 44.63 XOM Exxon Mobil Corp 88.87 GE General Electric Co 21.93 HPQ Hewlett-Packard Co 14.21 HD Home Depot Inc 63.31 INTC Intel Corp 20.57 IBM International Business Machine... 193.62 JNJ Johnson & Johnson 70.94 JPM JPMorgan Chase and Co 43.48 MCD McDonald's Corp 89.91 MRK Merck & Co Inc 43.63 MSFT Microsoft Corp 27.10

+0.75 +0.01 +0.62 +0.22 +0.42 +0.63 +0.64 +0.86 +0.25 +0.54 +0.79 +0.31 -0.54 +1.25 +0.0433 +1.86 +0.25 +0.67 +1.03 +0.09 +0.285

+0.81% +0.11% +1.09% +0.65% +3.97% +0.85% +0.72% +0.80% +1.26% +1.22% +0.90% +1.43% -3.66% +2.01% +0.21% +0.97% +0.35% +1.57% +1.16% +0.21% +1.06%

2.8M 16.4M 5.8M 24.8M 170.7M 5.5M 6.1M 6.1M 46.9M 5.7M 15.7M 48.5M 30.9M 8.2M 35.0M 3.8M 14.3M 23.9M 6.0M 13.3M 42.1M

1.23196

C O M PA N Y

Most Advanced Zions Bancorporation Caribou Coffee Company, Inc. Velti plc MTR Gaming Group, Inc. VIVUS, Inc. Compuware Corporation ATA Inc. Concurrent Computer Corporation Stereotaxis, Inc.

-0.13 -0.80 -1.50 -0.40 -1.31 -0.14 -0.12 -0.63 -0.58 -1.02

PRICE

NET VOLUME 948.33 6,388.83 432.19 302.32 233.97 377.42 167.35 2,492.34 1,265.69 448.12

CHANGE NET / %

$ 2.60 0.80 / +44.44% $ 16.10 3.78 / +30.68% $ 4.55 0.71 / +18.49% $ 3.35 0.44 / +15.12% $ 13.075 1.595 / +13.89% $ 10.76 1.23 / +12.91% $ 4.50 0.4601 / +11.39% $ 6.17 0.63 / +11.37% $ 2.67 0.27 / +11.25%

Most Declined Clearwire Corporation $ 2.91 TranS1 Inc. $ 2.50 China Lodging Group, Limited $ 15.26 B Communications Ltd. $ 4.2601 Interphase Corporation $ 2.56 The9 Limited $ 3.25 Supernus Pharmaceuticals, Inc. $ 6.91 National American University Holdings, Inc. $ 3.74 TESARO, Inc. $ 15.99

0.46 / -13.65% 0.24 / -8.76% 1.43 / -8.57% 0.3779 / -8.15% 0.19 / -6.91% 0.24 / -6.88% 0.50 / -6.75% 0.25 / -6.27% 1 / -5.89%

C O M PA N Y PRICE(P) CHANGE Croda International PLC 2342.50 -19.00 Diageo PLC 1828.50 -6.50 Eurasian Nat Resources ... 270.05 0.00 EVRAZ PLC 258.90 -3.00 Experian PLC 1008.50 -7.00 Fresnillo PLC 1936.00 -14.00 G4S PLC 249.50 -3.00 GKN PLC 226.45 -1.30 GlaxoSmithKline PLC 1355.25 -8.70 Glencore Intnal PLC 350.90 -1.20 Hammerson PLC 483.25 -3.70 Hargreaves Lansdown 698.50 -5.78 HSBC Holdings PLC 637.70 -3.80 IMI PLC 1065.50 -3.00 Imperial Tobacco Gr PLC 2427.00 -4.00 InterContinental Hotels 1641.50 -4.00 International Consldtd 178.60 4.89 Intertek Group PLC 3074.50 -5.00 ITV PLC 101.15 -0.52 Johnson Matthey PLC 2411.00 -11.00 Kazakhmys PLC 774.25 16.12 Kingfisher PLC 275.10 -1.20 Land Securities Grp PLC 806.50 -7.50 Legal & General Grp PLC 143.80 -1.50 Lloyds Banking Grp PLC 46.68 -0.04 Marks & Spencer Grp PLC 391.60 -2.20 Meggitt PLC 388.40 -0.50 Melrose Industries PLC 226.75 -0.70 National Grid PLC 700.75 -7.50 Next PLC 3721.50 -17.00 Old Mutual PLC 173.60 -1.30 Pearson PLC 1180.50 -4.00 Pennon Group PLC 623.75 -1.00 Petrofac Ltd 1671.50 -8.00 Polymetal Intntnal PLC 1182.50 8.00 Prudential PLC 880.25 -1.00 Randgold Resources Ltd 6195.00 -40.00 Reckitt Benckiser Gr PLC 3901.50 -10.00 Reed Elsevier PLC 627.25 -3.50 Resolution Ltd 248.50 -0.70 REXAM PLC 441.45 -2.38 Rio Tinto PLC 3423.25 32.00 Rolls-Royce Holdings PLC 863.25 -6.50 Royal Bank of Scotd Gr 298.85 -3.40 Royal Dutch Shell PLC 2190.25 -8.00 RSA Insurance Group PLC 124.15 -0.50 SABMiller PLC 2779.25 -25.50 Sage Group (The) PLC 289.60 0.30 Sainsbury (J) PLC 347.90 -0.20 Schroders PLC 1645.50 -2.00 Serco Group PLC 535.25 -6.00 Severn Trent PLC 1556.00 -11.00 Shire PLC 1921.00 -12.00 Smith & Nephew PLC 667.75 -1.00 Smiths Group PLC 1147.50 3.00 SSE PLC 1440.50 -4.00 Standard Chartered PLC 1486.25 -11.00 Standard Life PLC 332.10 -0.50 Tate & Lyle PLC 751.75 -3.25 Tesco PLC 341.50 -0.40 Tullow Oil PLC 1200.00 1.00 Unilever PLC 2414.50 -14.00 United Utilities Grp PLC 701.75 -1.00 Vedanta Resources PLC 1112.00 6.00 Vodafone Group PLC 157.62 -3.30 Weir Group PLC 1787.00 -20.00 Whitbread PLC 2410.50 -20.00 Wm Morrison Supmrkts 265.15 0.50 Wolseley PLC 2797.00 -35.00 Wood Group (John) PLC 710.50 -23.50 WPP PLC 870.00 -4.00 Xstrata PLC 1050.00 -0.38

% C H G. -0.80 -0.35 0.00 -1.15 -0.69 -0.72 -1.19 -0.57 -0.64 -0.34 -0.76 -0.82 -0.59 -0.28 -0.16 -0.24 2.82 -0.16 -0.51 -0.45 2.13 -0.43 -0.92 -1.03 -0.09 -0.56 -0.13 -0.31 -1.06 -0.45 -0.74 -0.34 -0.16 -0.48 0.68 -0.11 -0.64 -0.26 -0.56 -0.28 -0.54 0.94 -0.75 -1.12 -0.36 -0.40 -0.91 0.10 -0.06 -0.12 -1.11 -0.70 -0.62 -0.15 0.26 -0.28 -0.73 -0.15 -0.43 -0.12 0.08 -0.58 -0.14 0.54 -2.05 -1.11 -0.82 0.19 -1.24 -3.20 -0.46 -0.04

VOLUME 41.75 1,555.48 1,564.83 1,162.44 626.86 113.13 574.43 1,514.91 2,825.44 3,883.62 251.41 204.01 10,114.66 158.89 762.93 204.92 5,262.26 89.51 4,105.78 135.25 619.22 2,527.36 343.73 3,990.42 38,119.72 1,776.38 212.32 596.96 3,985.68 123.73 882.38 658.04 851.34 392.29 319.47 1,580.90 91.76 237.84 1,222.54 509.26 464.85 2,240.76 2,446.89 3,701.03 1,182.62 3,857.52 643.66 710.54 1,422.13 107.91 780.47 202.43 334.32 473.48 246.06 654.36 647.52 1,935.08 389.44 4,871.99 1,573.42 800.63 1,083.12 255.89 90,190.68 289.34 156.90 1,498.72 488.64 750.17 1,058.39 1,677.68

FINANCE, BUSINESS & LEGAL

20 - 26 December 2012

39

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

Unwelcome record as bail set at €50m BUSINESSMAN Gerardo Diaz Ferran equalled an unwelcome record when he was granted bail of €30 million.

But that record lasted just a few hours when it was topped by the €50 million bail set for business partner Angel de Cabo. He allegedly bought companies’ assets for less than their true worth from Diaz Ferran, former president of the Spanish Confederation of Business Associations.

They are both languishing in jail awaiting trial after the bail payments were not met.

Diaz Ferran is accused of leading the Grupo Marsans travel group into debt by selling its assets and keeping the money, then letting it go bankrupt when it no longer had any value. He is now in Soto del Real Prison in Madrid.

The judge also set bail at €30 million for Ivan Losada, who was allegedly De Cabo’s right-hand man and took part in the events which led to the bankruptcy of companies including Marsans, Vías Canales y Puertos, TECONSA and Nueva Rumasa.

Marsans was sold in June 2010 through a pact by which De Cabo allegedly helped to hide assets and cash in tax havens, meaning more than 10,000 creditors, owed €1 billion, went unpaid.

Previous record bail was also €30 million, demanded from businessman Javier de la Rosa in 1999 for the Torras Case. He was jailed for misappropriation of €382 million when he was the Spanish administrator of the Kuwait Investments Office group.

Spanish take on the world SPANISH fashion group Inditex has taken €1.65 billion between February and October this year.

This is 27 per cent more than for the same period in 2011, and is mainly thanks to improved sales in the Asian market.

In the first nine months of the tax year, the company created almost 6,600 jobs and now employs more than 116,100 people. Between

EWN

GB

LOBAL IZ

Sales rocket SALES of M-75 perfume, named after the rockets Palestinian militants fired at Israel, have soared. The citrus scented fragrance has become a best seller in Gaza.

Cancer hope

February and October, it has opened 360 shops in 54 countries, bringing the total to 6,000 with more openings in the later months, including one shop in Oxford Street, London.

A spokesperson pointed out that the Autumn-Winter period is always improved by spending at Christmas and in the winter sales.

Zara launched an online shop in

GERMAN firm Bayer hopes for annual sales of €1bn from a new prostate cancer treatment. It has applied for approval from US and EU regulators.

FASHION STAKES: Spanish retailers expanding.

China in September and plans to do the same in Canada which it hopes will continue to improve sales.

Meanwhile, Massimo Dutti has opened in the US and Canada; Zara has increased its presence in Munich and opened in Cape Town,

Tokyo and Moscow; Bershka is now in Frankfurt, and Uterque is in Hong Kong, Beijing and Mexico.

Stradivarius has also opened in Mexico, Pull and Bear has arrived in Vienna, and Oysho has its first shop in Macao.

More time THAI company bosses have called for more time for a million migrants before they are deported.

Thailand is heavily dependent on workers from neighbouring Myanmar who face deportation.

THREE WAYS TO MAKE MORE OF YOUR MONEY. Fixe Fi xe ed Ra Rate te e 11 Mon 11 nth t Dep epos osit os i it

F xe Fi ed Ra R te t 20 00 Da ay De Depo p ssiit po

Premier Current Account

3.50%

3.25%

3.00%

availabl avai lable labl e in Eur Euros os untill 31st unti 31st Decem Decem ecember ber 2012 2

availabl avai labl lable b e in Eur Euros os un l 31 unti 3 st Decem Decem ecember ber e 2012 2

during the first three months ***

T.A.E.*

T.A.E.**

T.A.E.***

You choose… whether… you’re looking for a current account with a world of benefits, or a fixed term deposit to see your savings grow. For other options about our Pounds Sterling and Dollars(1)) fixed term deposits, please visit your local branch at:

Sotogrande, Guadalmina, Puerto Banús, Marbella, Calahonda, Fuengirola, Benalmádena, Málaga or Torrox.

902 024 365 or +34 91 484 81 81 lloydsbankinternational.es (1) There is a potential risk arising from fluctuations in foreign exchange rates between the acquisition date and the subsequent sale or maturity date of the deposit or investment. * T.A.E. (Tasa Anual Equivalente) corresponds to Annual Interest Rate. Effective Interest Rate: 3.494%. From €6,000 to €200,000. Interest paid at maturity. Available until the 31st December 2012. For funds coming from other financial entities, credited to the account from 1st October 2012 onwards and that represent a balance increase from the aforementioned date. ** T.A.E. (Tasa Anual Equivalente) corresponds to Annual Interest Rate. Effective Interest Rate: 3.226%. From €6,000 to €200,000. Interest paid at maturity. Available until the 31st December 2012. For funds coming from other financial entities, credited to the account from 1st October 2012 onwards and that represent a balance increase from the aforementioned date. *** T.A.E. (Tasa Anual Equivalente) corresponds to Annual Interest Rate. Effective Interest Rate 2.9596% for the first three months, on balances up to a maximum of €500,000, with all amounts above said limit accruing no interest. From the fourth month remuneration will be based on tired rates depending on the balance you hold. As of today these rates are from 0% to 1.50% T.A.E. (1.4898% Effective Interest Rate) The applicable rates for each tier are available on www lloydsbankinternational es Interest paid monthly

FINANCE, BUSINESS & LEGAL

40

EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Monopoly game shows world how unfair life is for the poor A RECENT series of BBC documentaries on poverty has really been shedding light on the unfairness of the world economy and the privileges those with money continue to enjoy.

Capitalism today, more than ever, really is a case of the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer. And it’s all down to the lottery of where you are born.

In general, those born into wealthy families have ample opportunity and resources and sail through life confronting little or no obstacles along the way, while those born into poor and struggling families are given few leg-ups in life and continue to live in poverty, just like their parents and grandparents.

Fewer jobs, but more applicants EACH job offer on Spanish internet site Infojobs was applied for by an average of 12 people in November.

This is 13.5 per cent more than the same time last year, while the total number of offers for November was 66,700, 24 per cent fewer than the same month in 2011.

Most of the contracts offered, 22.8 per cent were open-ended.

Commercial and sales positions were the biggest sector, with 28 per cent of the total.

Despite this, the number of offers in commerce and sales, fell by 24.6 per cent from last year.

Nearly 32 per cent of the positions needed experience of at least one year, although just over 29 per cent required no prior experience.

Loose change A look at finance for females Jane Plunkett jane.plunkett@euroweeklynews. com

Using a Monopoly board, researchers have shown just how unjust finance can be.

The researchers challenged two players to a game. One ‘rich’ player was given a heap of money to start the game and he was allowed to collect $200 (€150) every time he passed Go. The other ‘poor’ player was given very little money to start and could only collect $20

RICH OR POOR: The throw of the dice.

(€15) every time he passed Go. Needless to say the ‘rich’ player whipped around the board, buying up property and collecting money.

What was also interesting, was the sense of entitlement the rich player showed. But the poor player struggled to buy or to save money and

ultimately lost the game.

Every day around the world people are out on the streets protesting against cuts and austerity measures, but unless the root of the problem is addressed - which is the relationship between money and politics -

nothing will change.

Rich people continue to reap benefits, because politicians continue to accommodate rules and regulations in their favour.

So much so, that when a lobby group for the superrich in the US put forward a proposal to dramatically cut public spending, the Catholic Church felt it had to intervene. It asked politicians making decisions to be humane and think about the poor.

The super-rich, a lot of whom are CEOs of banks or industry, have little concern for the well-being of ordinary citizens, but each ‘ordinary’ person had to bail them out when the economy crashed.

Isn’t it time to change the rules and spread the wealth?

Recipe for sandwich success ANDALUCIAN restaurant chain 100 Montaditos continues to expand throughout the world and is now present in South America.

The chain, which offers what it describes on its website as ‘unique tapa-sized bread rolls produced with an exclusive bread formula and filled with the best high quality ingredients’, is already present in the USA, France and Portugal.

It has opened restaurants more recently in Mexico and Colombia, and plans to continue its expansion throughout South America, starting with another restaurant in Mexico and one in Chile.

Their mini-rolls were launched in 2000 in Huelva, and they have since opened 220 restaurants in Spain, based on the type of taverns typically seen in Spain in the mid-20th century.

Their formula is that clients write on a type of order form what they want to eat, and put their name on it. When the food is ready, the client is called by name to pick it up at the bar.

A company spokesperson

GLOBAL DEMAND Mini bread rolls (montaditos). reported that they receive some 30 requests per day from people wanting to see the company open in different parts of the world.

They say the secret to their success is their prices, including the star ‘euromania’ promotion, which sees everything at €1 on Wednesdays and Sundays throughout Europe. In the US, it’s been renamed ‘dollarmania’ and

‘pesomania’ in Mexico.

Despite the variety they offer, the favourite montadito for clients in Spain is the simple and traditional Serrano ham with olive oil.

This is also the best-seller beyond Spanish borders.

In the US alone, 300,000 montaditos are served every month.

B

USINESS IZ

Prices down PETROL and diesel prices have fallen to levels last seen in July. In August, they reached historical highs of €1.522 and €1.444 per litre respectively.

Debt up THE debt of public administrations in Spain has risen to €817 billion, which is 77.4% of the national GDP and the highest in history, according to the Bank of Spain.

Oil rises JAEN’S Young Farmers Association has warned that olive oil prices will rise because the most recent harvests have produced fewer olives.

Mobile phone giants lose clients IN October, 486,183 mobile phone lines were cancelled, making it the ninth consecutive month for falling figures in Spain.

The Telecommunications Market Committee advised that most of the losses were suffered by Movistar, Vodafone and Orange.

Movistar lost 284,290 lines, Vodafone 278,070 and Orange 14,870.

Virtual mobile operators and phone company Yoigo, however, gained 78,550 and 12,490 lines respectively.

Meanwhile, Orange España has announced that it has purchased 100 per cent of Simyo shares, the virtual mobile operator of Dutch company KPN in Spain, which currently has almost 380,000 clients.

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

W EEKLY

43

Costa del Sol

ROUND - UP OF REGULAR AND OCCASIONAL TOPICS

E XPAT EXTRA

LETTERS LEAPY HEALTH & BEAUTY

FOOD TIME OUT HOMES & GARDENS

PETS TV

On slippery slope to the L word

CRISPIN is just perfect.

The surprise date he took me on - with the need for a bikini - turned out as I hoped.

Three days of pure bliss, just him and me, romantically intertwined in our very own chalet in Sierra Nevada.

As I see it...

Ana Jefferson-Smith takes an irreverent look at life as a singleton expat in Spain Why did I need to take along my Chanel two-piece when surrounded by thick

snow? Well our lodge had its own hot tub! And a sauna, treatment rooms plus an

outdoor pool, heated of course.

It was more like a five-star retreat. Exactly what I love.

We spent our mini vacation in each others arms, literally for much of the time as I struggled to stay upright on the slopes.

MADDOCKS’ VIEW ON LIFE

COMMENT Temporary partners SPAIN’S politicians willingly bury differences if both are threatened by the same adverse situation. PP and PSOE representatives have held secret meetings regarding new Local Administration Laws. These will cut the number of councillors and erode their power and pay in some towns, a move they want to prevent.

Politics bring strange bedfellows, even though this new rapprochement is closer to a one night stand than a marriage of convenience.

Taxing situation HACIENDA is looking into the multinationals operating in Spain. “It is not normal that a company with a turnover of thousands of millions hardly pays tax,” said a high ranking official. Of course it is not normal, but normality, or its absence, has nothing to do with wide-scale tax avoidance by those most able to pay it. Hacienda should ask Britain’s tax authorities about that and ask Starbucks, too.

An Xmas sermon...by Tweet!

MOTORISTS in Australia have been warned about using Apple Maps on the latest operating system following rescues of people stranded in the wilderness after being directed into a national park rather than the inland town of Mildura. *** TWO students have been arrested after giving brownies laced with cannabis to classmates and a professor. Thomas Cunningham and Mary Essa served up the cakes as part of a ‘bring food

JUST FANCY THAT... day’ to the University of Colorado, USA. *** SENIOR bishops are to tweet their Christmas Day sermons in a Tweet campaign. The Archbishops of Canterbury and York and the Archbishop Designate will be joined by congregations and clergy from across the Church of England. *** AN Indian couple should

have luck on their side throughout their marriage. Brandon Pereira and Emilia D’Silva celebrated their engagement on 10/10/10, had a registered legal marriage on 11/11/11 and their wedding on 12/12/12. *** ONLY one football fan turned up to cheer on Udinese FC when they headed to Genoa Cricket and Football club in Italy

for their Series A match against Sampdoria FC. . *** A NEW prehistoric lizard species has been named after US President Obama. The Obamadon Gracilis was first discovered in eastern Montana, USA, in 1974. *** SHOPPERS at an Ikea store in Canada were left stunned when a monkey wearing a sheepskin coat was spotted wandering around the car park. The primate had escaped from its owner’s car.

I’m not the keenest of skiers, but I didn’t care. I was with him!

Normally I don’t respond well to the cold. More often than not I am a beach babe, not a snow seeker. But this was different.

I have been on holidays with boyfriends before, but not like this.

It was special, because Crispin is something special.

Such a gentleman. And he didn’t let me pay for a thing!

Ski-ing, champagne, strawberries, chocolate, caviar… need I say more.

Not a moment of silence between us, giggling like teenagers as we frolicked in the snow, unaware of anyone else.

A haven, it felt like only us there.

All I want to do is spend more and more time together, I simply can’t bear to be apart. I miss him already and he left my side only moments ago.

The greatest gift this Christmas would be to spend it with him.

If only. Or maybe?

We have only known each other for two weeks, although it feels like much longer.

So would it be so bad to ask him?

I am on the slippery slope to being head over heels in love, and if he feels how I do, it will be exactly what he wants.

So I’m going to do it.

With the L word ringing in my ears as the Christmas countdown continues, I’m going to ask him to spend it with me.

Just the two of us again, for another wonderful three days. It could be the best present ever!

44 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Emergency calls that help save lives M

ORE than four million calls are made to the a population of more than 30,000 have their own National Police 091 emergency number every dedicated service. And there is always at least one year. operator who speaks English on duty.

Now the Spanish force has launched a In the campaign, called ‘091: Police’s campaign to promote the number, and sure answer’, people calling the number, what it is for. are advised to: Last year specialist officers, who have - Try to keep calm and talk slowly in extra training in psychology so they can order to give the information properly. manage sensitive situations, answered an - Give an accurate address.

A weekly focus aimed emergency call every seven seconds.

- If there are people injured say how at keeping expatriate readers many and how badly.

Police claim that it takes an average six informed on various aspects of - Say what has happened clearly. minutes for National Police officers to Life in Spain - Report if any criminal is still there, and arrive at the scene of an incident once the if they are armed. call is made.

By Raul Candela - Try to give a description of the criminal They add that all provincial capitals with and any car number plates involved.

Life in Spain

TAKING CARE: Police authorities at the 091 headquarters in Madrid.

Healthcare worries as cards are cancelled

Q AND A

FLICKR,

USP HOSPITALES

MORE than 14,000 people have lost their Regional Health Cover in just one town after failing to register with the Social Security system.

And this has led one council official to call for people to apply for a residency certificate first and the municipal register (padron) second.

“In my opinion, if you don’t really live here you should not sign on to the padron,” Brian Knight from the Torrevieja Foreign Residents Department said. “I know many people GOOD CARE: Professional staff at San Jaime Hospital in have the padron but not the Torrevieja. Half of their patients are foreigners.

Certificate of Residence. That is just not real. We do not Municipal register statistics, Torrevieja want to mislead the State 2011 2012 Government.

“Where does that end up? In Total population: 102,136 106,836 14,000 people having their Foreigners: 53,570 57,070 health cards cancelled,” Brian added.

British: 12,994 13,240 For him, whether it is in Russian: 3,323 4,450 Torrevieja, Alicante, or any German: 3,950 4,100 other place in Spain, the residency certificate comes first, then the padron.

His comments fly in the face registered as resident, they spend a few days a year on of other municipal council want as many to join the list holiday in their second homes. views. As their share of the as possible.

And they do not have to have government grants goes up That means all property an official Spanish residency with the number of people owners, even if they only certificate.

As we will not be in Spain until January 7, we will be unable to register on the padron before December 31. Is it acceptable to send the town

In the past, people on the padron could be issued with a public health care card whether a resident or not. But now authorities are tightening up regulations, with access to health services being targeted.

But Torrevieja council can say the campaign to get people to sign on to the padron has been a success. The council has been allocated 30 per cent more money – nearly €3.6 million in total - by the Spanish Government for 2013. This is partially thanks to the increasing number of foreign residents signed on the register.

The money will guarantee more social benefits including 47 per cent more for individual grants and 131 per cent more for taxi discounts.

According to the latest official figures, Torrevieja currently has a population of 106,836 registered residents, out of which 53.4 per cent are foreigners. “But we estimate, by the number of water meters, there are actually 150,000 habitual residents at least,” town hall Press sources said. “In August’s tourism peaks, there could be up to 500,000 people in town.”

hall our details to meet the deadline? To register residents must go to the town hall in person. But there is no deadline. The December 31 date alluded to is to

The National Police also provides the 902 102 112 phone number for Foreign Tourists to report burglaries.

Available in English from 9am to 2pm, all week long, the service is also available in French, German and Italian.

People can use this number to report a burglary or car theft or break-in when documents and belongings are lost or stolen.

Once the telephone report is made, claimants have 48 hours to check and sign their statement at the police station of their choice.

In the case of robbery, where threat or force has been used, victims should call 091 at the time, then go directly to a police station to make a report.

%

List of Emergency numbers

112 – General emergencies (Police, fire, ambulance)

091 – National Police 092 – Local Police 062 – Guardia Civil 902 102 112 Complaints for Tourists Service

Foreign

061 – Ambulance 080 / 085 – Firemen

ensure bigger grants for 2013. Even if that date is missed, individuals will benefit from town hall services as soon as they register.

Send your questions to: raul@euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

45

Costa del Sol

A choral treat CUSTOMERS at Dunnes Store in Fuengirola witnessed a festive performance from The Andalucia Performing Arts Society (T.A.P.A.S). Singing inside and outside the store, the Store Manager Rodrigo Garcia has already asked the choir to return next year.

ORIGINALS: Belle and Beast will be there.

Get ‘Beauty’ TICKETS for the upcoming 23 ‘Beauty and the Beast’ plays in Malaga are now available. The musical will be staged at Teatro Cervantes between July 19 and August 4 by the same company - Stage Entertainment – who previously brought the ‘Mamma Mia!’ and ‘Chicago’ shows.

Based on the namesake Disney film, the musical features the same score by Alan Menken who won two Oscars for ‘Best Song’ and ‘Best Original Score’ in 1992.

Enjoy Christmas at El Rincon de La Sala THERE are still tables available in El Rincon de La Sala over Christmas.

The San Pedro restaurant, part of Sala Group, have created special set menus throughout the festive period, from €28.50 for three courses, and have some availability for lunch and dinner on Christmas Day. For €55, a three-course

menu will be set, including smoked salmon, avocado, capers and lemon, a traditional turkey dinner with all the trimmings and Christmas pudding with Brandy cream.

Their sister establishment, La Sala restaurant in Puerto Banus, has been fully booked for Christmas and New Year’s Day for months.

Iberia not to strike UNIONS have ruled out further strike action at Iberia after a process of negotiation was agreed.

The airline plans changes which would mean the loss of 4,500 jobs.

Initially strikes were planned over Christmas, although staff later decided to put travellers first and

postponed them until January.

Now the strikes have been called off. Union representatives explained that Iberia has now agreed to negotiate proposals which would include spreading the changes, and possible job losses, between now and 2017, instead of 2015 as originally planned.

CHRISTMAS TREAT: T.A.P.A.S singing to the crowds.

yoursay@ euroweeklynews.com

www.euroweeklynews.com

Letters for Your Say should be emailed to yoursay@ euroweekly news.com, posted to Euro Weekly News, C/Moscatel 10, P-62, Polígono Industrial, Arroyo de la Miel, 29630 Benalmadena, Málaga, Spain or faxed to 0034 952 440 887

L etters OPINION & COMMENT

46 EWN

Not so healthy view of Spain’s medical care I WOULD like to warn your readers about the slowness of Spanish health departments.

My wife first suffered knee problems in 2006. Torremolinos hospital sent her to see a rheumatologist who referred her to a knee surgeon, and then a pain management clinic.

This went on for two years before we went to a private clinic.

They gave her a report which we took to the CARE health centre in Fuengirola. They wanted more x-rays before she was referred back to pain doctors.

In February 2009 we signed papers for a new knee operation. Then in November we were told she was seeing the wrong doctor and she was sent back to rheumatology, and eventually to pain management again.

Now, six years after first seeing a doctor, they have finally accepted she needs a new knee, but it is too late.

Her knee muscles are too weak to support the operation.

We have made an official complaint, but that does not help my wife who now needs a wheelchair if out for any length of time.

Name supplied, Riviera del Sol , (Malaga)

At it again OH DEAR! Just when you thought the Spanish banking services had seen sense and were back on the straight and narrow road to financial stability, the SabadellCAM is at it again!

We read (Issue 1431) that SabadellCAM's real estate subsidiary, Solvia, is about to begin a multimillion-euro building programme.

“There is a growing demand” says Sabadell’s CEO, Miquel Montes. Oh yes? Take your blinkers off Miquel, and gaze upon the thousands of brand new and re-sale properties across Spain that remain unsold.

Oh! dear, I can see it all happening again. Will the last one to leave, switch the light off.

Robert Barnes, Pilar de la Horadada (Alicante)

Airport right YOUR Article about El Altet (Alicante) airport numbers for November (Costa Blanca North Issue 1431) did our

Snapped!

by Maria Hopkins, Calahonda.

P pub hotog r l em icati aphs pho ail w on sh for p o ton ews ith a f uld b ossibl e es @e ull e c uro wee aptio nt by klyn n to ews : .com

Our neighbour’s cat for some reason loves to sit - winter or summer - in the window of our home. Some days he just sits, watching the world go by, other times he shows how relaxed and safe he feels by falling asleep... on the window ledge, with his feet pointing skywards. Happiness is....

WHEN YOU WRITE All letters, whether by email or post, should carry the writer’s postal address, NIE and contact number though only the name and town will be published.

Letters may also be edited.

Readers who have missed earlier correspondence can see all letters posted on:

www.euroweeklynews.com

wonderful airport no favours.

We are in a recession and in November you expect numbers to be up?

Aena should be praised for taking a stand against the bullying tactics of Ryanair, the least favourite airline!

It is not funny for elderly folk to stand at the top of the steep airplane stairs in torrential rain and a gale force wind and struggle down with a suitcase, being pushed from behind.

Unable to make a long dash across slippery tarmac, many of us regularly get very wet!

For a few euros more those nice people at Easyjet will look after you properly.

N Cummins (by email)

Clear pictured REGARDING Registering an imported car in Spain (Issue 1431), while I applaud the efforts of reporter Raul Candela to give facts, it is important that the information provided is

correct. Much of what he states is factual and accurate but not all, and I challenge that a non-resident may keep his foreign (non-Spanish) car for up to six months in Spain before he is required to re-register it or remove it from the country on a six months rolling basis.

Residents have 30 days if the car was purchased abroad specifically to bring it to Spain and two months if they owned the car before moving to Spain. After re-registering over 1,200 vehicles, I have only once had to apply for green plates.

It is customary to change to Spanish plates directly from the foreign ones causing less hassle and cost.

In my experience, the process takes five to 10 days, not three weeks, and sourcing continental headlights is normally same day or within 48 hours, not the 10 days mentioned There is no requirement in law to register on the Padron in order to register a car, as a factura or escritura is typically accepted.

As a response to the question posed by a reader asking if she may save money by delaying signing on the Padron, the answer given is disturbing and inaccurate. It was stated that a Padron should be obtained immediately.

The facts are as follows: If a person wishes to gain exemption from the registration/import tax there are critical timescales. The car must have been owned for six months and one

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol day before applying for the Padron or Residency Certificate.

While I also would encourage everyone to sign on the Padron, it may not be immediately imperative Graham Shelton info@spanish-number-plates.com Editor’s note: Guardia Civil Press sources confirmed that EU non-residents can drive an EU plated vehicle for up to three months. After that if the vehicle is to remain in Spain they need to apply for a Residence Certificate and a Spanish plate, for which they have three additional months to start the applications.

If during this period proceedings have not been started, they can have their car seized.

The recommendation in the article that residents apply for green plates was made by the DGT traffic authority, and the statement that sourcing continental headlights can take 10 days was attributed to the Gestoria Administrativa, Los Boliches.

As with many procedures in Spain, bureaucracy can vary, and some officials make different demands through various interpretations of requirements.

Crazy world WHAT a crazy world we live in where a telephone prank can go so tragically wrong.

An un-briefed nurse passes a hoax call through to the ward sister of the Duchess of Cambridge, then commits suicide when it becomes apparent it is a prank.

The Australian radio station that perpetrated the hoax has not apologised, and why should it? The suicide was caused by British failures to employ the right people to filter messages.

The management of the hospital and the security team needs to be taken to task over this event for not briefing the staff properly.

Brian Deller, Malaga

Dog advice I AM horrified at the account written

by Suzanne Manners (Issue 1431) and her lack of common-sense.

For someone to be bitten by a dog and take no action is beyond belief.

The minimum treatment is to have a tetanus injection.

Angus McKenzie (by email)

The views expressed and opinions given in Letters are not necessarily those of the EWN publishers. They accept no responsibility for accuracy of information, errors, omissions or statements, and reject claims arising out of any action that a company or individual may take on the basis of information contained therein.

OPINION & COMMENT

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

49

Costa del Sol

A

LTHOUGH I have no intention of appearing cold or unfeeling, in the light of the furore surrounding the recent hospital ‘prank call’ affair, I couldn’t help but wonder as to the mental condition of the tragic suicide victim.

Without doubt this poor lady was naive in the extreme. To accept, that in the dead of night, she was talking to the Queen of England and Prince Phillip and then passing them through without seeking some verification, or indeed immediately hanging up, almost defies the imagination.

It raises serious questions as to her intelligence level. She was after all a nurse, with people’s wellbeing and

LEAPY LEE SAYS IT OTHERS THINK IT even lives in her hands.

Her subsequent suicide leads one to believe her mental state must have already been extremely fragile.

If everyone who felt foolish, or was made to look silly, took their own lives, the whole population would be severely depleted on a daily basis.

It certainly seems a bit extreme to me. I don’t know. Perhaps it’s a cultural thing?

As far as the DJs are concerned, had this phone call not had such a tragic outcome, they would

probably have been considered a couple of really successful wags and moved into the number one slots in their profession, which is not actually much of an achievement.

Radio Disc jockeys are in fact, considered by many pros to be just about the pits of the music profession. Although they don’t broadcast it, recording artistes and song writers often deem DJs untalented, arrogant parasites, who seek success by exploiting the talents of others.

The only reason they are tolerated is because they have access to a media that can reach a wide public and sell records.

Indeed, when I myself entered the radio show

profession, I took some extremely derogatory stick from some of my successful showbiz colleagues.

Sixties Icon Jess Conrad OBE was one. (Mind you I’ll get my own back when he appears at my FCC Christmas party on the 22nd. Bookings on 689 485 956).

To overcome this stigma, DJs try to create more interest in their actual show. Some are very good at this.

People like Chris Evans and indeed our own much loved Vince Tracey, strive to use their music merely as a vehicle for other offerings. This is of course what these two young Australians were endeavouring to do.

To put them through the

Featureflash / Shutterstock.com

DJs not to blame in death of naive nurse

MASTER DJ: Chris Evans. sheer hell they appear to be experiencing seems to me a totally unfair and malicious exercise. The young lady involved seems, at the time of writing, to be in a particularly fragile state herself.

I suggest they are now left alone, while their

superiors take some time out to reconsider their policies and come up with some directive that keeps up their entertainment output, but ensures a situation like this never rears its ugly head again.

Keep the faith.

Love Leapy.

Leapylee2002@gmail.com.

50

THURSDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC1

BBC2

5:40am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 10:15am Heir Hunters 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm You've Been Scammed 12:30pm Cash in the Attic Series looking at whether unwanted items could be worth a small fortune.

1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 2:30pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Escape to the Country

4.00pm - midnight 4:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

4:05pm Show Me What You’re Made of 4:35pm The Slammer 5:00pm Help! My Supply Teacher is Magic 5:30pm Rocket’s Island 6:00pm Newsround Topical news magazine for children.

6:15pm Pointless Celebrities test the depths of their general knowledge in this special edition of the quiz.

7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

8:00pm The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the stories that matter from across the country.

8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Young Apprentice 10:00pm Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:25pm BBC London News 11:35pm Lapland 12:50am This Week A political review of the week presented by Andrew Neil, with Michael Portillo and guests. 1:35am Skiing Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

1:40am Britain’s Secret Terror Squad 2:40am Countryfile Countryfile visits the Norfolk coast for a seasonal spectacle. 3:40am Antiques Roadshow 4:40am MasterChef: The Professionals 5:40am BBC News

BBC3 8:00pm Doctor Who 9:00pm Don’t Tell the Bride 10:00pm Russell Howard’s Good News 10:30pm Impractical Jokers 11:00pm World’s Craziest Fools 11:30pm EastEnders 12:00am Family Guy Animated comedy series about family life.

12:25am Family Guy Animated comedy series about family life.

12:45am American Dad! Animated series about Stan Smith, who works for the CIA. 1:10am American Dad! 1:30am Impractical Jokers 2:00am The Revolution Will be Televised 2:30am The Revolution Will be Televised 3:00am Him and Her 3:30am Russell Howard’s Good News 4:00am Don’t Tell the Bride

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

8:05am Cloudbabies 8:15am Everything’s Rosie 8:25am Bob the Builder: Project Build It 8:35am Chuggington 8:45am Octonauts 9:00am Tilly and Friends 9:10am Woolly and Tig 9:15am Mike the Knight 9:30am Timmy Time 9:40am Tweenies 10:00am Numtums 10:05am Abadas 10:15am Alphablocks 10:20am The Rhyme Rocket 10:35am The Lingo Show 10:45am Something Special - A Christmas Special 11:05am Show Me Show Me 11:35am Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:55am I Can Cook on the Go 12:10pm Mister Maker Comes to Town 12:30pm BBC World News 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Royal Upstairs Downstairs 2:30pm To Buy or Not to Buy 3:15pm The Weakest Link

3:20am Scarface 6:05am ITV Nightscreen Textbased information service. 6:30am ITV Morning News The latest national and international news.

7:00am Daybreak 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Ruth Langsford. 12:25pm ITV News The latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a local weather forecast. 12:30pm This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Ruth Langsford. 1:30pm Let’s Do Christmas with Gino and Mel Comedian Rhod Gilbert adds a little mayhem to the festive kitchen today. 2:30pm ITV News and Weather Natasha Kaplinsky with the latest headlines from around the world.

3:00pm Storage Hoarders

5:45am Countdown 6:30am Make Do and Mend Simon’s cooking skills are challenged by a kitchen machine that belongs in a museum. 6:55am Quick Bakes with Eric Lanlard 7:00am Sali Mali Sali Mali invites all of her friends in from the frightening storm.

7:05am Sali Mali 7:10am The Hoobs 7:35am The Hoobs 8:00am Freshly Squeezed 8:30am According to Jim 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00am Frasier 10:30am Frasier 11:00am The Big Bang Theory 11:30am The Big Bang Theory 12:00pm Jamie’s Christmas with Bells On 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Kirstie's Handmade Treasure 1:15pm Swiss Family Robinson 3:40pm Countdown

4:00pm Real Rescues 4:45pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:30pm Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 8:00pm Masterchef: The Professionals Michel’s Classics 8:30pm University Challenge 9:00pm Springwatch 10:00pm Last Chance Harvey 11:30pm Newsnight

4:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal 5:00pm Britain’s Best Bakery 6:00pm The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh.

7:00pm London Tonight 7:30pm ITV News and Weather Geraint Vincent and Natasha Kaplinsky with the latest headlines from around the world.

8:00pm Emmerdale Cameron takes his place on the witness stand.

8:30pm Tonight 9:00pm Emmerdale Under the pressure of the trial, Cameron makes a confession.

9:30pm Coronation Street Fiz helps Tyrone gather evidence. Is Nick the victim of a hoax?

10:00pm Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Celebrity contestants attempt to win that magical million in this Christmas Special.

11:00pm ITV News at Ten and Weather Mark Austin and Julie Etchingham with the latest headlines from around the world.

11:35pm Waterworld

4:15pm All I Want for Christmas 4:30pm 1001 Things You Should Sentimental drama.

Know 6:00pm 5 Sandi Toksvig News at 5 hosts Channel 6:30pm 4’s brand CH5 11:00pm - Lord of War with new general knowledge quiz show.

Emergency Bikers 5:00pm Deal or No Deal Action-packed documentary series following the 6:00pm Come Dine with Me work of emergency bike crews.

The latest to host in this new competition is singer 7:30pm 5 News and proud Liverpudlian Marcus Collins.

National and international news.

6:30pm The Simpsons 8:00pm Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 7:00pm The Simpsons 9:00pm World’s Strongest Man 2012 7:30pm Hollyoaks 10:00pm Cowboy Builders Nancy fears the worst when she receives a call Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track from the hospital. down the UK’s most terrible tradesmen.

8:00pm Channel 4 News 11:00pm Lord of War Includes sport and weather.

Satirical action thriller set in the world of black 8:55pm 4thought.tv market arms dealing, following a gunrunner 9:00pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces from humble beginnings in Little Odessa to a 10:00pm Jamie and Jimmy’s Food Fight Club millionaire lifestyle supplying weapons to global Jimmy and Jamie want to see if British puds can trouble spots. While dealing with an African beat Italian desserts. dictator, he is pursued by a relentless Interpol 11:00pm Adam Hills Stands Up Live agent and begins to have doubts about the morality of his profession.

7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Olive the Ostrich 7:55am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:50am Noddy in Toyland 9:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:20am Peppa Pig 9:30am Peppa Pig 9:35am Roary the Racing Car 9:50am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Tickety Toc 10:15am Angelina Ballerina 10:35am Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10:55am Mexican Food Made Simple 11:25am Emergency Bikers 12:25pm Superior Interiors with Kelly Hoppen 1:20pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:25pm Build a New Life in the Country 2:30pm Mrs. Miracle

Nicolas Cage

Emma Thompson.

Dustin Hoffman.

BBC2 10:00pm - Last Chance Harvey

2:00am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 4:00am Tonight 4:25am ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 5:35am The Jeremy Kyle Show

12:40am Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Classic comedy from 80s teen comedy genre king John Hughes.

2:30am David Blaine: Magic Man 3:20am Unreported World 3:45am Dispatches 4:15am Time Team 5:15am The Herd 5:20am Deal or No Deal

1:25am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

4:55am House Doctor 5:20am HouseBusters 5:45am The Great Artists

12:20am The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff 1:20am An Island Parish 1:50am BBC News 5:00am Spark 5:55am Ask Lara

BBC4 8:00pm Tails You Win: The Science of Chance 9:00pm Top of the Pops: 1977 9:30pm Top of the Pops: 1977 10:00pm Michael Grade’s History of the Pantomime Dame Michael Grade explores the rich history of the very British pantomime dame.

11:00pm The Dark Ages: An Age of Light 12:00am Chas and Dave: Last Orders 1:00am Tails You Win: The Science of Chance 2:00am The Unthanks: A Very English Winter 3:00am Top of the Pops: 1977 3:30am Top of the Pops: 1977 4:00am Michael Grade’s History of the Pantomime Dame Michael Grade explores the rich history of the very British pantomime dame.

Satellite channels SKY1 5:10am Stargate SG-1 6:05am Stargate SG-1 7:00am Airline USA 7:30am Airline USA 8:00am Spy 8:30am Spy 9:00am Dog the Bounty Hunter 9:30am Dog the Bounty Hunter 10:00am Hawaii Five-0 11:00am Hawaii Five-0 12:00pm Lie to Me 1:00pm Lie to Me 2:00pm Life of PI Special 2:10pm Stargate Continuum 4:00pm Stargate SG-1 5:00pm Stargate SG-1 6:00pm Futurama 6:30pm Futurama 7:00pm Modern Family 7:30pm The Simpsons 8:00pm The Middle 8:30pm Modern Family 9:00pm Our Diamond Queen 10:00pm Little Crackers 10:30pm Little Crackers 11:00pm An Idiot Abroad 12:00am Spy 12:30am A League of

Their Own 1:30am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 2:30am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 3:30am Road Wars 4:20am Road Wars 4:45am Crash Test Dummies 5:10am Stargate SG1

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:40am Dunston Checks In 7:10am The Brady Bunch Movie 8:45am Taxi 10:25am Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 12:15pm Little Fockers 1:55pm The Change-Up 3:55pm Swingers 5:35pm Taxi 7:20pm Little Fockers 9:00pm The Change-Up 10:55pm Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 12:45am Swinging with the Finkels 2:15am Swingers 3:55am Best Defense 5:30am Clue

SKY MOVIES DRAMA

5:40pm Batman Returns 7:50pm Real Steel 10:00pm Independence Day

5:10am Listen to Your Heart 7:00am Prom 8:45am Country Strong 10:45am I Don't Know How She Does it 12:20pm The Help 2:50pm Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

12:30am I, Robot 2:30am Your Highness 4:20am Anaconda 2: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

5:05pm That Thing You Do! 7:00pm Just Go with it 9:00pm I Don’t Know How She Does it 10:35pm The Help 1:05am Shallow Hal 3:05am Intersection 4:50am Prom

SKY MOVIES ACTION 5:00am Skyline 6:40am Spy Kids 8:20am The Hobbit 8:50am Real Steel 11:00am Independence Day 1:30pm I, Robot 3:30pm Batman

TCM 6:00am West of the Divide 6:55am The High Chaparral 7:50am The High Chaparral 8:50am Rocky Mountain 10:25am River of No Return 12:10pm Young Billy Young 1:50pm The High Chaparral 2:55pm The High Chaparral 4:00pm How the West Was Won 6:55pm The Return of Frank James 8:40pm Kansas Pacific 10:00pm Passenger 57 11:35pm Dark City 1:30am Great Expectations 3:20am Dark City 5:00am The High Chaparral

52

FRIDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC2

4.00pm - midnight 4:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

4:05pm Show Me What You’re Made of 4:30pm The Cow That Almost Missed Christmas Animation retelling the story of the nativity from the point of view of a young cow.

5:00pm Blue Peter 5:30pm CBeebies Panto 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes of Christmas 9:00pm EastEnders 9:30pm Outnumbered 10:00pm Have I Got News for You Christmas Special 10:30pm Live at the Apollo 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:25pm BBC London News 11:35pm The Graham Norton Show 12:20am The National Lottery Friday Night Draws The National Lottery Friday night draws presented by OJ Borg. 12:30am John Bishop’s Britain John Bishop hosts a festive edition of the comedy and entertainment show.

1:15am EastEnders Omnibus 3:10am Weatherview 3:15am Natural World 4:15am MasterChef: The Professionals 5.15am BBC News

8:00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2012 10:00pm Gavin and Stacey Special festive edition of the hit sitcom.

11:00pm Russell Howard’s Good News 11:30pm EastEnders 12:00am Kill Bill: Vol. 1 1:45am Impractical Jokers 2:15am Pramface 2:45am Pramface 3:15am Russell Howard’s Good News 3:45am Don’t Tell the Bride

4:00pm Real Rescues 4:45pm Wanted Down Under Revisited 5:30pm Flog It! Antiques series.

6:15pm Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 7:00pm Celebrity Eggheads 7:30pm Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two 8:30pm University Challenge 9:00pm Mastermind John Humphrys asks the questions as the hunt continues for the nation's Mastermind.

9:30pm An Island Parish Series following the community on the tiny crown dependency of Sark in the Channel Islands.

10:00pm Westminster Abbey A behind-the-scenes look at one of Britain's greatest landmarks.

11:00pm QI 11:30pm Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day's headlines with Gavin Esler.

12:05am Grumpy Guide To...1:05am Holiday in Handcuffs Romantic comedy. 2:30am BBC News

BBC4 8:00pm Concerto at the BBC Proms 8:30pm Placido Domingo’s Gala Concert 10:00pm It’s Slade 10:50pm Slade at the BBC 11:50pm Slade in Flame Tom Conti, Dave Hill, Noddy Holder, Tommy Vance, Paul Eric Bosko, Kenneth Colley.

1:20am It’s Slade 2:10am Slade at the BBC 3:10am Placido Domingo’s Gala Concert

BBC3

BBC3

7:50am Charlie and Lola 8:05am Cloudbabies 8:15am Everything’s Rosie 8:25am Bob the Builder: Project Build It 8:35am Chuggington 8:45am Octonauts 9:00am Tilly and Friends 9:10am Woolly and Tig 9:15am Mike the Knight 9:30am Timmy Time 9:40am Tweenies 10:00am Numtums 10:05am Abadas 10:15am Alphablocks 10:20am The Rhyme Rocket 10:35am The Lingo Show 10:45am Something Special - Out and About 11:05am Show Me Show Me 11:35am Mr Bloom’s Nursery 11:55am I Can Cook on the Go 12:10pm Mister Maker Comes to Town 12:30pm BBC World News 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Royal Upstairs Downstairs 2:30pm To Buy or Not to Buy 3:15pm The Weakest Link

12:00am - Kill Bill:Vol. 1

with Uma Thurman

Channel 4

5:35am The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:30am ITV Morning News The latest national and international news. 7:00am Daybreak 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. 12:25pm ITV News The latest headlines from around the world.

Followed by a local weather forecast. 12:30pm This Morning Presented by Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. 1:30pm Let’s Do Christmas with Gino and Mel Paul Nicholas joins Gino and Mel today in the festive kitchen. 2:30pm ITV News and Weather Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world. 3:00pm Storage Hoarders

Channel 5

7:10am The Hoobs 8:00am Freshly Squeezed 8:30am According to Jim 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am 10:00am Frasier 11:00am The Big Bang Theory 12:00pm Jamie’s Christmas with Bells On 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Kirstie's Handmade Treasures 1:25pm Cutthroat Island 3:40pm Countdown

10:00pm - The Mentalist with Simon Baker

4:00pm Dickinson’s Real Deal David and the team are in Ilford for a Text Santa edition of the show.

5:00pm Britain’s Best Bakery Today is the Grand Final as the three remaining contestants take part in the ultimate challenge.

6:00pm The Chase Quiz show hosted by Bradley Walsh.

7:00pm London Tonight 7:30pm ITV News and Weather Geraint Vincent and Nina Hossain with the latest headlines from around the world.

7:55pm Text Santa 8:00pm Emmerdale Cameron takes drastic action to keep his secret.

8:30pm Coronation Street Is Tyrone and Fiz’s affair about to be exposed?

Kirk and Beth experience a Christmas miracle.

9:00pm Text Santa

12:00am ITV News and Weather Mark Austin with the latest headlines from around the world. 12:15am Celebrity Juice 1:00am Text Santa 2:15am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 4:00am Quadrophenia

4:30pm 1001 Things You Should Know Sandi Toksvig hosts Channel 4's brand new general knowledge quiz show.

5:00pm Deal or No Deal 6:00pm Come Dine with Me 6:30pm The Simpsons 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.

8:30pm Unreported World 8:55pm 4thought.tv 9:00pm King of Christmas Lights 10:00pm The Hoarder Next Door The hit documentary series returns to Channel 4 with a festive special.

11:00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 12:05am Father Ted 1:15am Father Ted Father Ted finds himself in sumptuous surroundings. 1:50am Father Ted 2:15am Full English 2:45am The Ricky Gervais Show 3:10am The Ricky Gervais Show 3:40am My Name is Earl 4:00am Glory Daze 4:45am A Ninja is for Life, Not Just for Christmas 4:50am 90210 5:30am Deal or No Deal

7:00am Thomas and Friends 7:10am Igam Ogam 7:20am Fireman Sam 7:30am Jelly Jamm 7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Olive the Ostrich 7:55am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:50am Noddy in Toyland 9:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:20am Peppa Pig 9:35am Roary the Racing Car 9:50am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Tickety Toc 10:15am Angelina Ballerina 10:35am Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10:55am Mexican Food Made Simple 11:25am Emergency Bikers 12:25pm Superior Interiors with Kelly Hoppen 1:20pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:25pm Build a New Life in the Country 2:25pm Meet the Santas

4:10pm Mistletoe Over Manhattan Seasonal fantasy yarn.

6:00pm 5 News at 5 National and international news.

6:30pm Emergency Bikers Action-packed documentary series following the work of emergency bike crews.

7:30pm 5 News National and international news.

8:00pm Cowboy Builders Dom Littlewood and Melinda Messenger track down the UK’s most terrible tradesmen.

9:00pm North Pole Ice Airport 10:00pm The Mentalist American crime drama.

11:00pm Castle US mystery series.

12:00am Law and Order: Criminal Intent 12:55am Inside Hollywood Get your daily fix of the latest film and TV news from the USA. Presented by Mark Morris. 1:00am Super Casino 4:50am Motorsport Mundial The latest motor racing action from around the world.

5:20am HouseBusters 5:45am The Great Artists

Satellite channels SKY1

5:10am Stargate SG-1

6:05am Stargate SG-1 7:00am Airline USA 7:30am Airline USA 8:00am Spy 8:30am Spy 9:00am Dog the Bounty Hunter 9:30am Dog the Bounty Hunter 10:00am Futurama 10:30am Futurama 11:00am Best of Oops TV 12:00pm Lie to Me 1:00pm Lie to Me 2:00pm Stargate: The Ark of Truth

SKY MOVIES COMEDY

4:00pm Stargate SG-1 6:00pm Futurama 7:00pm Modern Family 7:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Little Crackers 9:30pm Spy 10:00pm An Idiot Abroad 11:00pm A League of Their Own 12:00am Road Wars 1:00am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 2:00am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 2:55am Road Wars 3:50am Road Wars 4:45am Crash Test Dummies

5:30am Clue 7:10am Henry’s Crime 9:00am Snow Dogs 10:40am Chalet Girl 12:20pm The 40 Year Old Virgin 2:20pm Tower Heist 4:05pm American Pie 5:45pm Hall Pass 7:35pm 30 Minutes or Less 9:00pm Tower Heist 10:45pm The 40 Year Old Virgin 12:45am American Pie 2:25am Hall Pass 4:15am 30 Minutes or Less

SKY MOVIES DRAMA 4:50am Prom 6:40am The Descendants Special 7:00am The Magic of Belle Isle 9:00am Rabbit Hole 10:40am Moneyball 1:00pm Romeo and Juliet 3:05pm Movie

Special 3:25pm Deck the Halls

Point Last Seen 7:50am The Hobbit 8:20am Master and Commander: 10:40am Ironclad 12:45pm Twister 2:45pm First Blood

5:05pm Albatross 6:45pm The Terminal 9:00pm Romeo and Juliet

4:25pm Rambo: First Blood Part II 6:10pm The Tourist 8:00pm Daylight 10:00pm First Blood 11:40pm Rambo: First Blood Part II

11:00pm Moneyball 1:20am The Stepford Wives 3:00am Burlesque 5:10am Stepping Out

SKY MOVIES ACTION 4:20am Anaconda 2: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 6:05am

SMA

5:40am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 10:15am Heir Hunters 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer Series featuring properties sold via auction.

12:00pm You’ve Been Scammed 12:30pm Cash in the Attic 1:15pm Bargain Hunt A football fanatic mum and son face off a dad and daughter in Bargain Hunt from Newark. 2:00pm BBC News at One The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 2:30pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm Escape to the Country

ITV

CH5

BBC1

6:10pm The Tourist

with Angelina Jolie

1:20am Rambo III 3:05am 22 Bullets 5:05am Small Soldiers

TCM 6:00am Kansas Pacific 7:15am The High Chaparral 8:15am The High Chaparral 9:15am The Return of Frank James 11:00am How the West Was Won

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

53

Costa del Sol

American Midwest best Christmas W

HEN you come from a big family, Christmas is special. It is bigger, better, with more presents, more lights, cards, and more good cheer.

The Midwest of America was about the best place ever for such an event. We always had snow. It was cold and everybody mingled in good and warm spirits.

Of course, there were difficulties. There were overwhelming challenges like obtaining just that right gift for a loved one.

If the family was big, you never had enough money to bestow upon each member what they deserved.

But this dilemma was solved by my wise Mother, who decided we should draw names and buy just one special gift.

The name lottery was drawn on July 4, a perfect day to accentuate the excitement with fireworks and sparklers all around.

This date gave you time

Ric Polansky Ric Polansky moved to Mojacar in 1969 and became one of the pioneer developers. He reads extensively and travelled in South America panning gold and looking for El Dorado.

enough to buy the perfect gift and enough time to earn the money.

On one particular Christmas Eve, I was more than ready for my exceptional gift. Not only did I feel I had deserved it (for no apparent reason) but by luck my name was drawn by my college-aged brother.

He was a football star and went to university on a sports scholarship. Anything he gave would be wildly unique.

I was going to receive one of the greatest gifts ever bestowed on any person since Bathsheba brought Solomon all that gold!

My anticipation was brought to a fever pitch when my brother arrived

IOWA: Always snows at Christmas. home for Thanksgiving and had already purchased the gift, wrapped it, and laid it in the corner of the room where our tree would be decorated in a few weeks.

Just the shape of the object and wrapping made

my head dizzy. If you didn’t know any better, one would have guessed it was a pingpong paddle by the shape.

It just couldn’t be! A table tennis paddle? No one in our family had ever played that game.

It just couldn’t be. Late some nights, I would sneak down and fondle the gift.

What could possibly have that shape and NOT be a ping-pong paddle? The mystery afflicted my soul, and I became obsessed with the mystery package.

At long last, that magic night finally rolled around when I could tear off the flimsy silver wrappings.

The youngest sister was the ‘elf’ and handed out the gifts which were opened in front of everyone else.

I controlled myself, slowly untying the ribbon and biting off the reams of cellophane tape.

Finally, the object came into view. It was dark black and the perfect shape of a table tennis bat.

My heart slumped. I feared to continue but was urged on. As I pulled down the wrapping, I felt mysterious knobs on the side. In the centre were two wires to be manipulated.

On the handle, was stamped in bright yellow US ARMY. In smaller print it said, Enemy Identifier Kit. Below, were listed enemy types of World War II aircraft... Messerschmitt 109, Mitzubishi A6M Zero, The Kawasaki Ki64, The Nakajima Ki 84 and a FockeWulf FW190.

The idea was to judge the altitude of the overhead enemy flying contraption.

Once knowing that, you calibrated the wires from wing-tip to wing-tip which lit up the handle to allow you instant recognition of the type of plane that was going to blow you to smithereens!

Clever, huh?

If the truth were known, we didn’t get many Messerschmitts in Iowa. Nor can I honestly say I’d seen a Zero.

But not to be outdone by conventional wisdom, I studied that contraption long into the night and the next day, too.

54

SATURDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC2

5:15am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. 11:00am Saturday Kitchen 12:30pm Nigel Slater’s Christmas Suppers 1:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 1:10pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. 1:15pm Football Focus 2:00pm Equestrian: Olympia 2012

4.00pm - midnight 5:30pm Final Score 6:20pm BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 6:30pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

6:40pm Pointless 7:30pm Strictly Come Dancing 8:55pm Merlin 9:40pm The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws 9:50pm Strictly Come Dancing 11:05pm BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 11:25pm Match of the Day

CH5

ITV 6:00am ITV Nightscreen 6:30am ITV Morning News 7:00am Special Agent Oso 7:25am The Hive 7:35am The Hive 7:45am The Hive 7:50am Canimals 8:00am Canimals 8:05am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:20am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:30am Almost Naked Animals 8:40am Almost Naked Animals 8:50am Horrid Henry 9:05am Horrid Henry 9:15am Horrid Henry 9:30am Fort Boyard 10:25am ITV News 10:30am The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show US 12:20pm Murder, She Wrote 1:20pm ITV News and Weather 1:35pm Holiday Home Sweet Home 2:35pm Holiday Home Sweet Home 3:35pm Steppin’ Out with Katherine Jenkins

5:30am Deal or No Deal 6:25am Countdown 7:10am The Hoobs 8:00am The Enduroman Arch to Arc Triathlon 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray’s not happy. 8:55am The Morning Line Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team. 9:55am Frasier Frasier and Charlotte get stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car breaks down. 10:25am Frasier 10:55am A Christmas Carol 12:50pm The Big Bang Theory Leonard finds himself forced to choose between Priya and Penny. 1:20pm The Simpsons 1:50pm The Simpsons 2:20pm Channel 4 Racing

4:00pm Nigellissima Nigella Lawson loves Christmas and for her a party is the perfect way to celebrate.

5:00pm The Game Plan 6:45pm The Toys That Made Christmas 8:15pm Porridge Seasonal special of the Clement/Frenais sitcom a masterclass in comedy writing.

9:00pm TOTP2 Mark Radcliffe digs deep into the archives to deliver some familiar and unfamiliar festive 10:30pm Never Mind the Buzzcocks 11:00pm The Mystery of Edwin Drood

4:50pm London Tonight Regional news update for the capital and the South East, plus local weather.

5:05pm ITV News and Weather Andrea Byrne with the latest headlines from around the world.

5:20pm Back to the Future Part III Concluding part of the comic time-travel trilogy.

7:30pm The Nation’s Favourite Christmas Song 9:00pm Paddy’s 2012 Show and Telly 10:00pm The Jonathan Ross Show 11:30pm ITV News and Weather Andrea Byrne with the latest headlines from around the world.

11:45pm Terminator 2: Judgment Day Sci-fi sequel unfolding a life-and-death battle to avert a nuclear holocaust.

4:30pm River Cottage 5:35pm Come Dine with Me 6:05pm Come Dine with Me 6:35pm Come Dine with Me 7:05pm Come Dine with Me 7:35pm Come Dine with Me 8:05pm Channel 4 News 8:25pm 4thought.tv 8:30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 9:30pm Stephen Fry: Gadget Man 10:00pm Four Christmases 11:40pm Die Hard 2

BBC4

8:00pm The Prince and the Showgirl 10:00pm Arena 11:00pm Tom Jones - What Good Am I? 12:00am Tom Jones at the BBC 1:00am Top of the Pops: 1977 1:30am Top of the Pops: 1977 2:00am Johnny Cash at Christmas 2:50am The Beach Boys: Live at Knebworth 4:00am Arena

11:00pm What Good Am I?

with Tom Jones

7:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 7:15am Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures 7:20am The Mr Men Show 7:35am Olive the Ostrich 7:40am Abby’s Flying Fairy School 7:50am Roobarb and Custard Too 8:00am Bananas in Pyjamas 8:10am Animal Antics 8:20am Make Way for Noddy 8:30am City of Friends 8:45am Little Princess 8:55am The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 9:15am Angelina Ballerina 9:30am Rupert Bear 9:50am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:00am Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:15am Roary the Racing Car 10:30am Jelly Jamm 10:50am Chinese Food in Minutes 10:55am Dallas 11:50am Once Upon a Time 1:50pm Crazy for Christmas 3:40pm Dear Santa

5:30pm Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in Manhattan Drama. Magic and romance abound in a family-run department store in the lead up to Christmas.

7:20pm I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Festive family fun based on the traditional song of the same name.

9:00pm A Christmas Carol Adaptation of Dickens's classic tale of hope, compassion and the uplifting power of the spirit.

11:00pm 5 News Weekend 11:05pm Tommy Cooper's Christmas Classic comedy from 1973.

10:00pm Four Christmases

Vincent Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

5:30pm -

BBC4

8:00pm Olympics 2012 10:00pm Live at the Apollo 10:30pm Live at the Apollo 11:00pm Kill Bill: Vol. 2 1:10am Family Guy 1:35am Family Guy 1:55am American Dad! 2:20am American Dad! 2:40am Impractical Jokers 3:10am Him and Her 3:40am The Revolution Will be Televised 4:10am The Revolution Will be Televised

Channel 5

7:00am Charlie and Lola 7:20am Little Charley Bear 7:30am 64 Zoo Lane 7:40am Mr Bloom’s Nursery 8:05am What’s New Scooby-Doo? 8:30am Dennis and Gnasher 8:40am Four O’Clock Club 9:10am M.I. High 9:40am Deadly 60 10:05am Copycats 10:35am 12 Again 11:05am The Ministry of Curious Stuff 11:30am Diddy Movies 11:45am Sorry, I’ve Got No Head 12:15pm Horrible Histories 12:45pm MOTD Kickabout 1:20pm Spy Kids 3: Game Over Thrilling adventure. 2:35pm Beverly Hills Chihuahua

12:55am The Football Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in Manhattan League Show 2:10am Weatherview Detailed weather 12:00am The Mystery of Edwin Drood A twoforecast. 2:15am Rolling Stones: Crossfire part period drama adapted from the novel by Hurricane 3:15am Rolling Stones: Crossfire Charles Dickens. 1:00am The Story of A Hurricane 4:10am Nigellissima Nigella Fairytale of New York 2:00am QI 2:30am Never Lawson loves Christmas and for her a party is Mind the Buzzcocks 3:00am Arch of Triumph the perfect way to celebrate. 5:10am BBC News

BBC3

Channel 4

CH4

BBC1

2:15am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 4:00am In Plain Sight 4:45am ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

2:00am Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale 3:20am This is Me An Abingdon teenager discusses her identity crisis. 3:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus 5:30am 90210

2:10am The Plank 1:10am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. 4:55am Michaela’s Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan and colleagues undertake a range of wildlife-related dares in exotic locations. 5:20am The Great Artists 5:50am Rough Guide to Eco Escapes

Satellite channels SKY1 5:10am Stargate SG-1 7:00am Lion Man 7:30am Modern Family 8:00am UK Border Force 10:00am World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 11:00am Soccer A.M. 1:00pm Futurama 5:00pm Diversity 6:00pm The Simpsons 7:00pm A Very JLS Christmas 8:30pm Got to Dance 9:30pm School of Rock 11:40pm Hawaii Five-0 1:40am Caribbean Cops 2:40am Inside Gatwick 3:40am Caribbean Cops 4:40am Road Wars 5:10am Don’t Forget the Lyrics

SKY MOVIES COMEDY

Girls 2 Borrowed

5:40am Snow Dogs 7:20am A Night at the Roxbury 8:55am The Top Ten Show 2012 9:10am American Pie 2 11:00am Ice Age 12:35pm The Cat in the Hat 2:10pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 3:55pm Friends with Benefits

4:30pm The Help 7:00pm Life as We Know it 9:00pm Something Borrowed 11:00pm Mean Girls

2:30pm

Something

12:45am Life as We Know it 2:45am The Butcher’s Wife 4:40am The Hobbit 5:10am The 5th Quarter

5:50pm Ice Age 7:15pm Bad Teacher 9:00pm National Lampoon’s 10:40pm Friends with Benefits

SKY MOVIES ACTION

12:30am American Pie 2 2:20am Bad Teacher 4:00am A Night at the Roxbury 5:25am The Cat in the Hat

5:05am Small Soldiers 7:00am Fortress 8:40am Spy Kids 10:15am Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 12:00pm Batman Forever 2:05pm Haywire 3:45pm Killer Elite

SKY MOVIES DRAMA 5:10am Stepping Out 7:05am Lucky Christmas 8:40am Anonymous 11:00am Mean Girls 12:45pm Mean

5:45pm Kingdom of Heaven 8:15pm Rush Hour 10:00pm Haywire 11:40pm Killer Elite

1:40am Battle: Los Angeles 3:40am The One 5:15am Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

TCM 6:00am The High Chaparral 6:55am The High Chaparral 7:55am The Scarlet Claw 9:15am Sherlock Holmes in Washington 10:35am Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon 11:50am Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear 1:05pm The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 2:40pm Dressed to Kill 4:00pm Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers 5:10pm Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror 6:25pm The Pearl of Death 7:40pm Terror by Night 8:45pm Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 10:00pm U.S. Marshals 12:25am Stir of Echoes

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

55

Costa del Sol

Those embarrassing things forgetful guests leave behind EVER checked out of a hotel, travelled home, and then realised you left something behind in the room?

An international sampling of 500 hotels has uncovered the oddest things left behind this year.

While nearly 25 per cent reported finding more and more forgotten iPads, laptops and smartphones, 10 per cent of European hotels claimed an increase in abandoned xrated items. Like adult toys and performance-enhancing drugs. Phew!

Among the oddest items recovered, though, was a bag full of live snails in Budapest, a traditional Japanese Yakuza sword in Istanbul and a live snake in Washington.

Still in Washington, $10,000 (€7,670) in cash was discovered concealed in different parts of one hotel

Breaking Views NORA JOHNSON Nora, who has lived on the Costa del Sol for a number of years, is the author of psychological suspense and crime thrillers. To comment on any of the issues raised in Nora’s column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com/columnists/ nora-johnson

room while in New York, $20,000 (€15,340) in a suite.

How on earth could anyone be that forgetful?

Easy is the answer! One motorist at a four-star hotel in Milan had crossed the frontier and left Italy far behind before figuring out he’d forgotten his pooch. Likewise the couple in New York who checked out following their wedding, only to discover they’d forgotten something, too. The bride’s dress.

The strangest things get left behind in hotel rooms!

And what about the cop who left behind in his Las Vegas hotel his badge and gun? And the hotel in Milan where housekeeping staff found a gun; another in New York where they found bullets and yet another in Barcelona where police ID badges were found.

Surely enough combined props here for a TV cop series!

Things don’t seem to have changed much over the years with respect to guests’ forgetfulness, though perhaps with respect to items recovered.

A similar questionnaire in 2003 disclosed that Travelodge recovered 80 artificial limbs. And in 2009, an urn containing the ashes of a guest’s mother-in-law, a six-foot high model helicopter … and a life-size, cardboard cut-out of comedian Lenny Henry. Never collected.

But really, you have to ask yourself what’s the point of such surveys, except to advertise the company conducting the survey and the hotels taking part? It’s no secret people are forgetful and, especially while traveling, are always going to leave something behind. It’s like saying because Marks & Sparks’s sales are down 10 per cent it means people have gone off food.

Or like a committee of turkeys funding a study that advised, after much deliberation, one shouldn’t vote for Christmas. Er, Happy Christmas!

Nora Johnson’s thrillers ‘Soul Stealer’ & ‘The De Clerambault Code’ (www.nora-johnson.com) available from Amazon in paperback / eBook (€0.89; £0.77) and iBookstore. Profits to Cudeca.

56

SUNDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC1

BBC2

5:10am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC's Breakfast team. 8:30am Match of the Day 10:00am David Suchet: In the Footsteps of St Paul 11:00am Fern Britton Meets...

Dionne Warwick is a music legend. 12:00pm Only Fools and Horses The first of a three-part Christmas special from 1996. 1:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news from the BBC. 1:10pm ‘Allo, ‘Allo! Comedy about a hapless cafe owner in occupied France.

1:55pm Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes of Christmas 2:30pm The Borrowers Family adventure based on Mary Norton's classic children's books.

3:55pm Cool Runnings

4.00pm - midnight

Channel 4

Channel 5

7:00am Show Me Show Me 7:20am Rastamouse 7:30am Gigglebiz 7:45am Mike the Knight 8:05am Shaun the Sheep 8:10am Little Howard’s Big Christmas Question 8:35am Four O’Clock Club 9:05am M.I. High 9:35am Bear Behaving Badly 10:00am Copycats 10:30am 12 Again 11:00am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30pm The Great British Bake Off Christmas Masterclass 1:30pm The Preacher’s Wife Romantic fantasy about a cleric who begins to doubt himself and is visited by an angel. 3:30pm Coast A look back at part of an episode of coast. The team is in the north west of England. 3:40pm Escape to the Country

4:45am ITV Nightscreen 7:00am Engie Benjy 7:10am Special Agent Oso 7:35am Signed Stories 7:40am Signed Stories 7:45am Monk 7:50am Canimals 8:00am Canimals 8:05am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:15am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:30am Almost Naked Animals 8:40am Almost Naked Animals 8:50am Almost Naked Animals 9:00am Big Time Rush 9:30am Fort Boyard 10:25am Dinner Date 11:20am Columbo 1:20pm ITV News and Weather 1:30pm Carry on Cowboy 3:15pm All Star Family Fortunes

5:30am 90210 6:15am 90210 6:55am The Treacle People Christmas Special: Sticky Christmas 7:15am The Hoobs 7:40am The Hoobs 8:05am Prep and Landing 8:25am Prep and Landing 8:50am The Bear 9:20am The Art of the Snowman and the Snowdog 9:25am Frasier 9:55am Frasier 10:30am Sunday Brunch 1:05pm The Big Bang Theory 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory 2:00pm The Simpsons 2:30pm The Simpsons 3:00pm Deal or No Deal

7:25am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 7:30am The Mr Men Show 7:45am Olive the Ostrich 7:50am Abby’s Flying Fairy School 8:00am Roobarb and Custard Too 8:10am Bananas in Pyjamas 8:20am Animal Antics 8:25am Make Way for Noddy 8:40am City of Friends 9:00am Little Princess 9:10am Angelina Ballerina 9:25am Hana’s Helpline 9:40am Rupert Bear 10:00am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:10am Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:25am Roary the Racing Car 10:40am Jelly Jamm 11:00am Chinese Food in Minutes 11:20am Dallas 12:15pm Once Upon a Time 1:10pm Once Upon a Time 2:10pm The Christmas Consultant 3:55pm It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas

4:25pm Flog It! 5:25pm First Knight 7:30pm The Morecambe and Wise Christmas Show 8:35pm Victoria Wood with All the Trimmings 9:30pm Dragons’ Den Christmas is big business.

10:30pm James May’s Toy Stories 11:30pm The Sarah Millican Television Programme

4:00pm The McFly Show 5:05pm Twins Comedy.

7:05pm You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill is back with the best of viewers' funny camcorder and mobile phone clips.

7:35pm London Tonight Regional news update for the capital and the South East, plus local weather.

7:45pm ITV News and Weather James Mates with the latest headlines from around the world.

8:00pm Ade’s Christmas Crackers 9:00pm The Cube 10:00pm Joanna Lumley: The Search for Noah's Ark 11:30pm ITV News and Weather James Mates with the latest headlines from around the world.

11:45pm Take Me Out

4:00pm 100 Greatest Toys with Jonathan Ross 7:05pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.

7:15pm 4thought.tv 7:20pm The Art of the Snowman and the Snowdog Channel 4’s new Christmas film The Snowman and The Snowdog is entirely drawn by hand.

7:25pm The Snowman Channel 4's most celebrated animation is this classic story from Raymond Briggs.

7:55pm Night at the Museum 10:00pm Homeland The second season of the compelling US thriller comes to a tense conclusion.

11:30pm Peep Show

5:40pm Christmas with the Kranks Yuletide family comedy.

7:40pm The Family Man Whimsical romantic comedy.

9:55pm 5 News Weekend National and international news.

10:00pm Bad Santa 12:00am Superbad

CH5

5:30pm Songs of Praise 6:05pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team.

6:20pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

6:30pm Countryfile 7:30pm Mr Stink 8:30pm Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce looks back on another vintage year for the Antiques Roadshow.

9:30pm Loving Miss Hatto 11:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

11:20pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

11:25pm Match of the Day 2

ITV

5:40pm Christmas with the Kranks

with Tim Allen & Jamie Lee Curtis 12:25am The Graham Norton Show 1:15am Grumpy Old Men 2:55am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 3:00am Film 2012 3:30am Holby City 4:30am Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes of Christmas Nigel Slater shares the flavours that for him make Christmas a truly delicious season. 5:00am Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes of Christmas 5:30am BBC News

BBC3

SMC

8:00pm Great Movie Mistakes 2012 8:50pm Merlin Fantasy drama series.

9:35pm Kung Fu Panda Computer-animated comedy.

11:00pm Him and Her 11:30pm Gavin and Stacey Special festive edition of the hit sitcom.

12:30am Family Guy Subversive animated comedy about the trials and tribulations of American family life.

12:55am Family Guy Subversive animated comedy about the trials and tribulations of American family life.

1:15am Him and Her 1:45am Some Girls 2:15am Some Girls 2:45am Some Girls 3:15am Don’t Tell the Bride 4:15am Great Movie Mistakes 2012

12:00am Victoria Wood: Seen on TV Victoria Wood looks back at her hugely successful television career. 1:30am QI In a special Christmas edition, Stephen Fry looks at ice.

2:00am French Film Romantic comedy. 3:25am They Knew what They Wanted

BBC4 8:00pm Cleopatra 11:55pm Omnibus 12:50am The Genius of David Bowie 1:50am David Bowie and the Story of Ziggy Stardust 2:50am It’s Slade 3:40am Slade at the BBC

5:40pm A Thousand Words

12:45am Rugby Highlights 1:45am Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 3:45am River Monsters 4:35am ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

12:00am In Bruges 2:00am American Football Live 5:45am Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind 5:50am Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind Christina McMahon’s mother wanted her to be a ballerina.

2:15am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

4:55am House Doctor 5:25am House Doctor 5:50am Rough Guide to Weekend Breaks Travel series presented by Julia Bradbury and Toby Amies.

Satellite channels SKY1

5:00am Don’t Forget the Lyrics

6:00am Best of Oops TV 7:00am The Hour of Power 8:00am Modern Family 10:00am The Glee Project 11:00am World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars 12:00pm WWE Experience 1:00pm Futurama

SKY MOVIES COMEDY

5:00pm Got to Dance 6:00pm Diversity 7:00pm All Star Christmas Presents 8:30pm A Very JLS Christmas 10:00pm Arrow 11:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 12:00am NCIS: Los Angeles 1:00am A League of Their Own Christmas Special 2:00am Caribbean Cops 3:00am Big Trouble in Thailand 4:00am Big Trouble in Thailand

Kind of Wonderful 12:05pm Deck the Halls 1:50pm I Don’t Know How She Does it 3:25pm Just Go with it

5:25am The Cat in the Hat 7:00am Black Sheep 8:40am Evolution 10:35am A Thousand Words 12:15pm Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 1:55pm Crazy, Stupid, Love 3:55pm The Big Year 5:40pm A Thousand Words 7:20pm Dodgeball: A Underdog Story 9:00pm Crazy, Stupid, Love 11:00pm Project X

True

12:35am Eurotrip 2:10am Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 3:55am Evolution 5:40am The Big Year

SKY MOVIES DRAMA 5:10am The 5th Quarter 7:00am Stay Cool 8:40am Prom 10:25am Some

5:25pm City of Angels 7:25pm I Don't Know How She Does it 9:00pm Just Go with it 11:00pm Burlesque 1:05am Purple Rain 3:05am 33 Postcards 4:50am Listen to Your Heart

SKY MOVIES ACTION 5:15am Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 7:00am Over the Top 8:40am Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 10:40am Real Steel 12:50pm SpiderMan 2:55pm Immortals 4:50pm Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 6:50pm Real Steel

9:00pm Spider-Man 11:05pm Immortals 1:00am Broken Arrow 2:55am Species 4:45am Species II

TCM 6:00am TCM Shorts 6:20am Dressed to Kill 7:35am Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers 8:50am Sherlock Holmes and the Voice of Terror 10:05am The Pearl of Death 11:20am Terror by Night 12:25pm Sherlock Holmes Faces Death 1:45pm Scrooge 4:00pm Escape from Fort Bravo 5:50pm The Left-Handed Gun 7:50pm Guns for San Sebastian 10:00pm Hell on Wheels 10:55pm Hell on Wheels 11:50pm Posse 1:55am Valley of the Dolls 4:10am Posse

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

57

Costa del Sol

Who is the cleverest of them all?

I

T is difficult to define what cleverness is; impossible when you add the concept of morality or integrity.

We all know saints and geniuses who had failed in life, then were tossed into a pauper’s grave at death. On the other hand the most magnificent obelisks in Mike Walsh cemeteries cast their shadows on the most corrupt. vwww.michaelwalsh.es I have had the International Journalism Europe Broadcaster Commentator International Radio pleasure of mixing Awarded ‘Writer of the Year’ Mobile 0034 662 067 490 with the intellectually To comment on any of the issues raised in gifted and befriended Mike’s column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com/columnists/ those written off as mike-walsh failures. My mum comforted me by telling me that my failing the 11 plus was down to my inability to understand the language in the very Welsh town of Corwen.

She was being kind. I failed because I wouldn’t pay attention; I had no goals.

We lived a rustic existence. Our cottage high up a mountain had no a paradise. running water, gas or electricity. But it Each school morning I would run did have wide open spaces and forests; down to the valley near to where the

GIFTED: Some of the most intelligent people cannot manage the ordinary things in life. town nestles. Once out of sight I would whistle my Welsh collie. Giving two fingers to academia me and my dog would then go off for the day. A favourite haunt was the cattle market in Llangollen; a lift for a wayward schoolboy and his dog could be assumed.

In later life I met those who did pay attention.

Meredith earned more diplomas than I had fingers or toes. Alas, he was so hapless he couldn’t manage the most ordinary things like lighting a fire.

Another ‘bright’ swatter, when I suggested he fry a burger, placed it directly on the stove’s hot plate. After I put the fire out I showed him what a grill and

frying pan was for.

Going through the University of Life and for once paying attention, I gained an impressive position. I had caught up with or overtaken the academics. I never took a brass cent out of the system or took a day off work. Having a responsible job there was no way I could accept my neighbour’s invitations to go fishing.

Eddie would shake his head sadly: he had never worked a day in his life. He thought those who did so were idiots.

Another ‘informal economy’ acquaintance once told me he had spent a staggering amount on a retreat in Scotland. “Is it an investment or an indulgence,” I asked.

He looked at me blankly and then broke the silence: “What the f*** do you mean; I don’t understand those clever words.”

Yet he always had wads of banknotes in his pockets at a time I was barely getting by despite my impressive job.

Like many other achievers I was the hamster on a wheel. As the time approaches, when there is little sand in the top half of life’s egg-timer, I do wonder just who the clever bugger is; me or them.

58

MONDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC1

BBC2

5:30am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 10:00am David Suchet: In the Footsteps of St Paul 11:00am The Two Ronnies Christmas Show 12:00pm Only Fools and Horses 1:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 1:15pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London. 1:25pm The Santa Clause 3:00pm The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

4.00pm - midnight

Channel 4

12:30am BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide. 12:45am Midnight Mass From Leeds Cathedral . 2:05am Serendipity Romantic comedy. 3:30am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast.

3:35am BBC News

BBC3

BBC3

8:00pm Top Gear 9:30pm Ratatouille Children's animation.

11:10pm Merry Madagascar Seasonal short featuring the characters of the hit animated movie series Madagascar.

11:30pm EastEnders 12:00am Russell Howard’s Good News 12:30am Family Guy 12:55am Family Guy 1:15am Family Guy 1:40am Family Guy Animated comedy series about family life.

2:00am Family Guy Animated comedy series about family life.

2:25am Family Guy Animated comedy series about family life.

2:45am Him and Her Comedy series 3:15am Russell Howard’s Good News 3:45am Don’t Tell the Bride

12:30am Family Guy

Channel 5

7:00am Postman Pat Children’s animation.

7:15am Bob the Builder: Project Build It Cartoon adventures of builder Bob and his friends. 7:30am The Adventures of Abney and Teal 7:40am Timmy’s Christmas Surprise Animation about a lamb at nursery school.

8:05am Shaun the Sheep Children’s animation.

Shaun discovers that the farmer will be spending Christmas Day alone. 8:15am Eliot Kid 8:30am The League of Super Evil 8:40am Four O’Clock Club 9:10am M.I. High 9:40am Dani’s House 10:10am The Nightmare Before Christmas 11:20am Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 12:55pm The Great British Bake Off Masterclass 1:55pm Wartime Farm 2:55pm Springwatch 3:55pm Equestrian: Olympia 2012

4:35am ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 7:00am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:10am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:25am The Hive 7:30am The Hive 7:40am The Hive When Rubee and Debee fall out, Buzzbee and Barnabee come up with a cunning plan to re-unite them! 7:50am Canimals Pow finds a tasty treat but rather than share it he makes an enemy of the angry wasp. 8:00am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:15am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:30am Horrid Henry 8:45am Horrid Henry 9:00am Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase 10:25am Dennis 12:05pm Dinner Date 1:10pm ITV News and Weather 1:30pm The Chase 2:30pm Doc Martin

6:00am Freesports on 4 6:25am Unreported World 6:55am Sali Mali 7:00am The Treacle People 7:10am Rugrats the Movie 8:25am Famous Fred 8:55am Ivor the Invisible 9:20am The Art of the Snowman and the Snowdog 9:30am A Christmas Carol 11:05am The Big Bang Theory 11:35am The Big Bang Theory 12:00pm The Muppet Christmas Carol 1:40pm The Simpsons 2:15pm The Simpsons 2:45pm Deal or No Deal’s Big Christmas Dinner 3:50pm Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

7:10am Igam Ogam 7:20am Fireman Sam 7:30am Jelly Jamm 7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Olive the Ostrich 7:55am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:45am Noddy in Toyland Charming animation. 9:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:10am Milkshake! Show Songs 9:15am Peppa Pig 9:30am Roary the Racing Car 9:40am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Tickety Toc 10:10am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:20am Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10:40am The Family Recipe 10:50am Dallas 11:40am Once pon a Time 1:35pm Mistletoe Over Manhattan 3:25pm Trading Christmas

4:55pm Nativity!

A teacher is put in charge of his primary school’s musical version of the Nativity.

6:35pm Dad’s Army Classic comedy about the Home Guard unit of Walmington-on-Sea. 7:15pm Carols from King’s 8:30pm Morecambe and Wise 9:30pm Open All Hours Sitcom about a miserly shopkeeper.

10:00pm Porridge Christmas special of the classic sitcom from 1975.

10:40pm The Many Faces of...

11:40pm The Two Ronnies

4:30pm Rod Stewart’s Christmas 5:45pm How the Grinch Stole Christmas 7:40pm ITV News and Weather Mark Austin with the latest headlines from around the world.

8:00pm Emmerdale Cameron’s hand is forced when his prisoner fights to escape.

8:30pm Coronation Street Will Peter’s heartfelt words have the desired effect on Leanne?

9:30pm The Spice Girls Story: Viva Forever!

11:00pm ITV News and Weather Mark Austin with the latest headlines from around the world.

11:15pm Christmas Carols on ITV

6:05pm The Simpsons 6:40pm Hollyoaks 7:10pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.

7:25pm 4thought.tv 7:30pm Heston’s Fantastical Christmas 8:30pm Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Special TV spin-off from the makers of the Ice Age film series.

9:00pm The Snowman and the Snowdog A brand new, charming animated sequel to Raymond Briggs's classic The Snowman.

9:30pm Stephen Fry: Gadget Man 10:00pm 8 Out of 10 Cats 11:00pm Peep Show 11:30pm Friday Night Dinner It's Christmas Day.

5:10pm Scrooge Memorable cinematic adaptation of Dickens's classic story.

7:00pm Rolf’s Animal Christmas Documentary series presented by Rolf Harris.

8:00pm World’s Biggest Pets For some pet owners big is truly beautiful.

9:00pm A Right Royal Year 10:00pm Eddie Stobart’s Christmas Cracker 11:00pm The Thomas Crown Affair Crime caper movie about a New York playboy who executes a skilful theft.

ITV

5:15pm Merry Madagascar 5:35pm The Gruffalo’s Child 6:05pm The Lady and The Tramp 7:20pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

7:35pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

7:45pm A Christmas Carol Animation. The bitter and greedy Scrooge is visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. 9:15pm Merlin Fantasy drama series.

10:00pm EastEnders 10:35pm Outnumbered 11:15pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11:45pm The Vicar of Dibley

ITV

12:10am Being Ronnie Corbett 1:10am QI Quiz show. 1:40am An Island Parish Series following the community on the tiny crown dependency of Sark in the Channel Islands. 2:10am The Tuttles of Tahiti

BBC4 9:00pm Norman Wisdom: His Story 10:00pm Nigel Slater: Life is Sweets 11:00pm Ultimate Number 1s at the BBC 12:05am Top of the Pops 12:55am Arena 1:55am Barry Manilow at the BBC 2:55am Ultimate Number 1s at the BBC 3:55am Tom Jones at the BBC

12:15am The Jonathan Ross Show 1:45am The Unforgettable... 2:40am Pushing Daisies Quirky US drama about a man who can bring the dead back to life. 3:25am ITV Nightscreen Textbased information service.

9: 30pm The Spice Girls Story: Viva Forever

12:05am The Inbetweeners 12:40am The Inbetweeners 1:15am The Inbetweeners Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry. 1:45am The Inbetweeners 2:15am The Inbetweeners Will's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. 2:45am The Inbetweeners 3:15am Rude Tube Another chance to see this Rude Tube special from 2010. 5:05am Made in Chelsea

1:15am NCIS 2:15am Super Casino 4:55am House Doctor 5:20am HouseBusters 5:45am The Great Artists

Satellite channels SKY1 6:00am Best of Oops TV 7:00am Got to Dance 8:00am Futurama 10:00am Robbie Williams: Take the Crown 11:30am Futurama 5:30pm Michael Buble Home for the Holidays 6:30pm Little Crackers 7:00pm Little Crackers 7:30pm The Simpsons 8:00pm Futurama 8:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm The Simpsons 9:30pm The Simpsons 10:00pm Trollied 11:00pm A League of Their Own 12:00am An Idiot Abroad 1:00am Fringe 2:00am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 3:00am Road Wars 3:55am Road Wars 4:45am Street

Crime 5:10am Don’t Forget the Lyrics

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:40am The Big Year 7:20am National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 9:05am Team America: World Police 10:50am Ice Age 12:15pm Bridesmaids 2:20pm Horrible Bosses 4:05pm Without a Paddle 5:45pm Ice Age 7:15pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 9:00pm Bridesmaids 11:05pm Horrible Bosses 12:50am Team America: World Police 2:35am White Men Can’t Jump 4:45am The Fighting Temptations

SKY MOVIES DRAMA

Tomorrow Never Dies 2:10pm The World is Not Enough

4:50am Listen to Your Heart 6:40am Movie Special 7:00am Lucky Christmas 8:30am Honey 2 10:30am Love and Other Drugs 12:30pm Forrest Gump 3:00pm The Adjustment Bureau

4:25pm GoldenEye 6:40pm Tomorrow Never Dies 8:45pm The World is Not Enough 11:00pm Safe House 1:00am The Recruit 3:00am The Eagle 5:00am Priest

4:50pm My Week with Marilyn 6:35pm Forrest Gump 9:00pm Love and Other Drugs 11:00pm The Adjustment Bureau 12:50am Going the Distance 2:40am Conviction 4:30am Lady Jane

SKY MOVIES ACTION 4:45am Species II 6:30am Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Special 7:00am Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Special 7:30am Movie Special 7:50am Safe House 9:50am GoldenEye 12:05pm

TCM 6:00am Sweet November 8:05am Scrooge 10:00am Escape from Fort Bravo 11:35am The Left-Handed Gun 1:15pm Guns for San Sebastian 3:05pm Captain Horatio Hornblower R.N. 5:00pm Scrooge 6:55pm Tarzan and the Lost Safari 8:15pm Dial M for Murder 10:00pm Payback 11:40pm Say Anything...

1:20am Taps3:20am November 5:15am Off Set

Sweet

EWN

Christmas Jokes Season Special

*** What never eats at Christmas time?

The turkey, it’s usually stuffed. *** Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ‘ho ho ho’. *** What did the sea say to Santa?

Nothing. It just waved. *** What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps. *** What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve.

They’re family According to a 1995 survey, seven out of 10 British dogs receive Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

Spending spree The weeks leading up to Christmas are the biggest shopping weeks of the year. Many retailers make up to 70 per cent of their annual revenue in the month preceding Christmas.

Turkey travel In Victorian England, turkeys were popular for Christmas dinners.

Some of the birds were raised in Norfolk and taken to market in London. To get them to London, the turkeys were supplied with

Spoiled leftovers It is estimated that 400,000 people become sick each year from eating tainted Christmas leftovers.

Diamonds are forever Thirty-one per cent more diamonds are bought at Christmas-time than during any other holiday or occasion.

Memory tree Make lists of everything you need to remember. The pressure for Christmas to run smoothly is immense, with the judging eyes of most in-laws, so leave yourself reminders and the season

Film facts The movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) featured more than 52,000 Christmas lights, 8,200 Christmas ornaments, and nearly 2,000 candy canes.

Changing tradition JESUS CHRIST was born in a cave, not in a wooden stable as the story tells. Caves were used to keep animals in because of the intense heat. A large church is now Turn to next page

DON’T FORGET: Listing tasks will minimise mishaps.

The

PERFECT GIFT for f Christmas Don’t know what h to offer for Christmas?

Look no further! We propose 400+ unusual experiences to offer (or enjoy yourself) in all of Andalucia. Track days, Pampering treats, Girocopter ffllliiig g flights, Gastronomy experiences, Adrenaline, group outdoor activities etc...

400+ f Ideas Gift

Le LLeisure e Activities A

CHRISTMAS ELF: Santa’s little helper looks all set for the big day!

C Co Corporate Ev v Events

7

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

should run efficiently.

95

***

boots made of sacking or leather. The turkeys were then walked to market. The boots protected their feet from the frozen mud on the road. Boots were not used for geese: instead their feet were protected with a covering of tar.

Ca 2 8 ll n 8 ow 55 9

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

Hog roast A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.

4

***

Trivia

+3

What carol is sung in the desert?

O camel ye faithful.

EWN

Trivia From previous page built over the cave that people can visit. The carpenters of Jesus’s day were really stone cutters.

Wood was not used as widely as it is today. So whenever you see a Christmas nativity scene with a wooden stable, that’s not the Biblical one.

Gift giving Receiving all of the gifts in the song The Twelve Days of Christmas would reward you with 364 gifts.

Speedy Santa Due to the different time zones, Santa has 31 hours to deliver all his gifts.

In order to do this, he must visit more than 800 homes per second.

The sounds of Christmas W

HEN the weather outside is frightful, there really is nothing better than curling up under the duvet and listening to some festive tunes. Here is the definitive Christmas playlist for this time of year.

TUNE IN: Songs to swear by this Christmas.

• • • • • •

White Christmas - Bing Crosby Do They Know It’s Christmas Time Band Aid The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade Winter Wonderland - Doris Day

• • • •

Last Christmas - Wham!

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean Martin Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Various Little Drummer Boy - Bing Crosby and David Bowie

Stealing a kiss from under the mistletoe LONG before it was used as a ‘kiss encourager’ during the Christmas season, mistletoe had long been considered to have magic powers. It was said to have the ability to heal wounds, increase fertility, bring good luck and ward off evil spirits.

The history of kissing

underneath mistletoe dates back to the 18th century. The exchanging of kisses between a man and a woman was adopted as a promise to marry. At Christmas, a young lady standing under mistletoe could not refuse to be kissed. The kiss could mean deep romance, lasting friendship and goodwill. It was believed that if the girl remained unkissed, she could not expect to marry the following year.

63

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Letter delays get worse W

E all benefit from advances in progress.

One service, despite all modern aids, seems to have got worse: step forward the Post Office. In my lifetime you could pop a letter in the box at 8am for midday delivery. A letter to the US took three

days, about the same for Europe.

I now post regularly to Russia from the UK and Spain. If it arrives within the month you’re

lucky. Before Communism devoured Europe, Russia was part of our continent with St Petersburg – Paris travel as easy as taking a train from London to Barcelona. It isn’t interplanetary.

Birthday cards sent from the UK to my friend here took a month to

LETTERS: Don’t be tempted to post, email instead.

arrive; a packet from the Ukraine took a month. One got lost. If you have the answer, email, don’t write.

Still Franco era TWO Alicante school football teams salute each other by singing Spain’s Franco era national anthem. They also used the upraised open-hand fascist salute. Not generally known, this salute is many centuries old; the open-hand signifying there being no weapon. It was a peace greeting.

That aside, I was this week horror-struck by a video going viral. Taken in secret during austerity protests, it makes public horrifying images of Spain’s police attacking and beating defenceless protestors.

I am surprised people can tell the difference between the two periods.

Get out of jail free IT is an oddity of modern life.

Images of Spain

By Mike Walsh www.michaelwalsh.es To comment on any of the issues raised in Mike’s column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com /columnists/mike-walsh

Western nations demand of others, like Egypt, Iraq and Iran, the rule of law, independent of parliament, to underpin democracy.

Here in Spain the Mariano Rajoy regime has issued 468 pardons so far this year. These pardons are for offences such as murder, drug trafficking (at 41 per cent the largest number of pardons), sexual abuse, torture, pimping, etc.

This anomaly in legislation dates back to 1870. It allows Spain’s government the power to pardon criminals, including the king, without recourse to law. Very few are allowed to know why a felon has been handed his get out of jail keys.

64

TUESDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC2

4.00pm - midnight 4:00pm The Queen Her Majesty the Queen’s Christmas message to the nation and the Commonwealth.

4:10pm Shrek Forever After Animated family adventure.

5:35pm Room on the Broom 6:00pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

6:15pm Doctor Who Sci-fi drama. It is Christmas Eve, 1892, and the falling snow is the stuff of fairytales.

7:15pm Strictly Come Dancing 8:30pm Call the Midwife 9:45pm EastEnders 10:45pm The Royle Family 11:45pm BBC News The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

7:00am Baby Jake 7:15am Let’s Celebrate 7:30am The Cow That Almost Missed Christmas 8:00am The Slammer 8:30am 12 Again 9:00am Horrible Histories A seasonal special of the historical sketch show based on the successful books by Terry Deary. 9:30am The Story of Tracy Beaker Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home.

9:45am Attenborough and the Giant Egg David Attenborough returns to the island of Madagascar on a very personal quest. 10:45am Natural World 11:45am Carols from King’s 1:00pm On the Town 2:35pm Singin’ in the Rain Classic Hollywood musical set during the difficult transition from silent movies to talkies.

Channel 4

3:25am ITV Nightscreen 7:00am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:10am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:25am The Hive 7:30am The Hive 7:40am The Hive 7:50am Canimals 8:00am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:15am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:30am Almost Naked Animals 8:45am Almost Naked Animals 8:55am Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders 10:25am Aladdin 12:10pm The Nation’s Favourite Christmas Song 1:40pm Text Santa 2:15pm ITV News and Weather 2:25pm Toy Story

4:15pm Cenerentola 6:15pm The Queen 6:25pm Arena Arena goes in search of the ‘real’ Sister Wendy Beckett, who burst on to screens in the 1990s, telling the story of Christian art and painting, but revealing little of her own extraordinary story.

Wendy herself, 82, talks frankly, humorously and profoundly about her life and spirituality for the first time. Her story, inseparable from that of the Gospel, is told alongside her selection of paintings Queen Elizabeth II by the greatest old masters, revealing the emotional insights they have given her.

4:00pm - The Queen 7:25pm Top Gear 8:30pm Dad’s Army A special Christmas episode of 4:00pm HM the Queen the classic sitcom from 1976.

4:10pm Tangled 9:00pm Blackadder’s Christmas Carol 6:00pm You’ve Been Framed!

Seasonal comedy special. Christmas Eve, 1850.

6:30pm Emmerdale 9:45pm The Choir: A Year with the Military 7:00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs Wives 8:00pm Emmerdale 10:45pm QI XL 8:30pm Coronation Street 11:30pm The Sarah Millican Television 9:30pm ITV News and Weather Programme 9:45pm Downton Abbey 11:45pm Couples Retreat

Channel 5

6:00am 90210 6:40am The Hoobs 7:05am Little Wolf 7:30am Lost and Found 7:55am Father Christmas 8:25am The Art of the Snowman and the Snowdog 8:30am The Simpsons 8:50am The Simpsons 9:20am Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who 11:00am Gordon’s Christmas Cookalong Live 2:55pm The Snowman and the Snowdog 3:25pm Scrooged

5:45am The Great Artists 6:10am Michaela’s Wild Challenge 6:35am Michaela’s Wild Challenge 7:00am Thomas and Friends 7:10am Igam Ogam 7:20am Fireman Sam 7:30am Jelly Jamm 7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Olive the Ostrich 7:55am Little Princess 8:05am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:50am Noddy in Toyland 9:05am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:15am Peppa Pig 9:25am Peppa Pig 9:35am Roary the Racing Car 9:55am Inside Hollywood 10:00am Gone with the Wind 2:15pm Ben-Hur

5:20pm The Alternative Christmas Message 5:25pm Deal or No Deal’s Big Christmas Dinner 6:30pm Channel 4 News 6:35pm 4thought.tv 6:40pm The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 10:00pm Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:00pm Rude Tube

6:25pm The Santa Incident 8:05pm Eddie Stobart's Christmas Cracker 9:00pm Eddie Stobart: Trucks, Trailers and Tinsel 10:00pm Eddie Stobart: Christmas Delivery 11:00pm Greatest Christmas TV Moments

CH5

3:35am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 10:00am The Gruffalo 10:25am Peter Rabbit’s Christmas Tale: The Tale of the Christmas Deliveries Animation inspired by Beatrix Potter's classic.

10:50am First Flight Short animation. 11:00am Christmas Day Eucharist 12:00pm Only Fools and Horses The final part of the threepart 1996 Christmas special of John Sullivan's popular sitcom. 1:05pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 1:15pm Shrek the Halls Festive animated comedy.

1:40pm Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 3:00pm Top of the Pops Christmas Special

ITV

BBC1

BBC1

6:25pm The Santa Incident

with Greg Germann 12:00am The Vicar of Dibley 12:40am On Christmas Night The story of Christmas from Luke's gospel, read by Team GB Paralympic medal winner Rachel Morris. 12:45am Have I Got a Bit More News for You Christmas Special 1:30am Cold Mountain Romantic drama, based on the novel by Charles Frazier.

3:55am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 4:00am BBC News

BBC3 8:00pm First Flight 8:10pm Shrek the Halls 8:30pm Kung Fu Panda Computer-animated comedy.

9:55pm The Incredibles Children's animation.

11:45pm EastEnders 12:45am Family Guy 1:25am American Dad! Animated adventures of a hapless CIA agent and his family.

1:50am American Dad! 2:10am American Dad! 2:35am American Dad! 2:55am Pramface 3:25am Pramface 3:55am Impractical Jokers 4:25am Impractical Jokers

BBC4 8:00pm A Musical Nativity with John Rutter 9:00pm Swan Lake 11:15pm Top of the Pops 12:05am ... Sings Bee Gees 12:35am One Touch of Venus 1:55am James Bond 50th Anniversary Gala Concert 3:25am ... Sings Bee Gees 3:55am Rome: A History of the Eternal City

With Chevy Chase 5:40pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation SMC

12:00am The Christmas No.1 Story 1:00am TOTP2 Mark Radcliffe digs deep into the archives to deliver some familiar and unfamiliar festive treats. 2:30am The Hunchback of Notre Dame

1:55am Christmas Carols on ITV 2:55am Pushing Daisies 3:45am ITV Nightscreen

12:05am C4’s 30 Greatest Comedy Shows 2:05am Airplane! 3:35am David Blaine 4:20am KOTV Boxing Weekly KOTV regular Henry Lundy returns at lightweight against Raymundo Beltron for the NABF title. 4:45am Extreme Sailing Series 5:15am Brief Encounters of the Sporting Mind Blue has been bodybuilding since he was 19. He has won Mr Ireland 11 times. 5:20am Ultimate Frisbee 5:25am International Volleyball

2:00am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

4:55am House Doctor Home improvement series. 5:20am HouseBusters 5:45am The Great Artists

Satellite channels SKY1 6:00am Airline 7:00am Brainiac: Christmas Cracker 8:00am Little Crackers 9:00am All Star Christmas Presents 10:30am Little Crackers 11:00am Skellig 1:00pm Futurama 2:00pm The Simpsons 4:00pm The Queen 4:10pm The Simpsons 4:40pm The Hobbit 5:00pm The Simpsons 5:30pm Robbie Williams: Take the Crown 7:00pm All Star Christmas Presents 8:30pm A Very JLS Christmas 10:00pm An Idiot Abroad 11:00pm An Idiot Abroad

1:00am Brit Cops - Zero Tolerance 2:55am Road Wars 4:45am Street Crime 5:10am Emergency with Angela Griffin

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 4:45am The Fighting Temptations 7:00am American Pie 8:45am Snow Dogs 10:40am National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 12:30pm Jack and Jill 2:15pm Johnny English Reborn 4:10pm The Cat in the Hat 5:40pm National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 7:20pm A Thousand Words 9:00pm Johnny English Reborn 10:45pm Friends with Benefits 12:35am American Pie 2:15am American Pie 2 4:00am Shanghai Knights 5:55am The Cat in the Hat

SKY MOVIES DRAMA 4:30am Lady Jane 7:00am An Affair to Remember 9:00am Sweet Home Alabama 11:00am Footloose 1:00pm Water for Elephants 3:05pm Shakespeare in Love 5:10pm Sweet Home Alabama 7:05pm Footloose 9:00pm Water for Elephants 11:00pm Shakespeare in Love 1:15am Shallow Hal 3:15am Just Married 5:00am An Affair to Remember

SKY MOVIES ACTION 5:00am Priest 6:30am The Hobbit 7:00am Spy Kids 8:40am Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams 10:30am Die Another Day 12:45pm Casino Royale 3:15pm Quantum of Solace

5:15pm Die Another Day 7:30pm Casino Royale 10:00pm Quantum of Solace 11:50pm First Blood 1:30am Rambo: First Blood Part II 3:10am Rambo III 5:00am Movie Special 5:20am Spy Kids

TCM 6:00am Dial M for Murder 7:45am The Woman in Green 8:55am Around the World in 80 Days 11:45am A Christmas Story 1:20pm Scrooge 3:15pm Calamity Jane 4:55pm The Wizard of Oz 6:35pm Ben-Hur 10:00pm The Fugitive 12:10am When Harry Met Sally 1:45am Garden State 3:25am The Fugitive 5:35am Michael Caine Off Set

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

65

Costa del Sol

STREET TALK

It’s Christmas! From cutting costs to squid Expats are spending less this year than in recent Christmases.

Though some plan to fly home for

F

OR Roy and Lynda Ollerenshaw, this Christmas has been all about budgeting.

“Instead of using the expensive postal systems in Spain to send presents to the UK, we have ordered our gifts online to be sent directly,” said the owners of Rolo’s Cafe in Los Dolses on the Costa Blanca.

But Costa Blanca residents Mr and Mrs Burks from Villamartin have not pulled in the purse strings at all this year and will be enjoying their regular Christmas back in the UK. “Christmas here isn’t the same, so we travel back to spend it with our families. We will get all the presents when we get to the UK, but I think it will just be vouchers this year, it is easier,” they said.

Steve and Susan Barker holidaying on the Costa del Sol vowed they would start their Christmas shopping upon arriving

home in Ireland four days before Christmas. “We always leave it to the last minute, but don’t budget, we’ll spend as much as we need, but won’t go overboard.”

Frequent visitors to Altea on the Costa Blanca, Penny Armstrong and her husband Tony from Buckinghamshire in England are spending less on presents, decorations and flowers this year.

“And we’ll only buy as much food as can get eaten over the holidays,” Penny said.

“Too much gets bought and then wasted at Christmas,” she added.

Taking the traditional route and dining at his Costa del Sol home, George Stradenson in Benalmadena was unwilling to divulge how much money he spends on his Christmas Day meal.

“My wife and I always spend too much on Christmas Day lunch. Well,

celebrations and will buy gifts upon arrival, those remaining in Spain will ensure celebrations are truly British! can you imagine running out of food? We’d never live it down in our family.”

But Rosa Perez Ciudad is planning something very different with a Christmas Eve feast of stuffed squid, crayfish and fried artichokes.

“The following day, my family will enjoy the area’s equally traditional Christmas lunch: cocido with pelota,” (meatball stew) said Rosa, who lives in La Olla on the Costa Blanca.

CHRISTMAS LUNCH: How much will you spend on it?

66

WEDNESDAY

EWN

TV

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

BBC1

BBC2

4:00am BBC News 7:00am Breakfast The latest news, sport, business and weather from the BBC’s Breakfast team. 10:00am CBeebies Panto 10:45am Room on the Broom 11:10am Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper The penguins of the Central Park Zoo have an adventure in the city on Christmas Eve. 11:25am Cars Animated adventure from Pixar. 1:15pm BBC News The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather. 1:30pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

1:40pm Mr Stink 2:40pm Happy Feet Animated adventure. Mumble is a young emperor penguin, but he is not like the others.

ITV

7:00am Justin’s House 7:30am Octonauts Christmas special of the animated deep sea adventure series. 8:00am Naomi’s Nightmares of Nature 8:30am Four O'Clock Club Comedy about two brothers at the same school - one as a pupil, the other as a new teacher. 9:00am M.I. High 9:30am Hero Squad 10:00am The Bear Family and Me 11:00am Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild 12:00pm John Wilson on Broadway Uncut 2:10pm Darcey Bussell Dances Hollywood 3:40pm An American in Paris

Channel 4

3:45am ITV Nightscreen 7:00am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:10am Babar and the Adventures of Badou 7:25am The Hive 7:30am The Hive 7:40am The Hive 7:50am Canimals 8:00am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:15am Fleabag Monkeyface 8:30am Almost Naked Animals 8:45am Almost Naked Animals 9:00am Horrid Henry 9:15am Horrid Henry 9:30am Fort Boyard 10:25am The Railway Children 12:30pm Dinner Date 1:30pm ITV News and Weather 1:45pm Land of the Lost 3:25pm The Spice Girls Story: Viva Forever!

Channel 5

5:25am International Volleyball 6:20am Sali Mali 6:25am Firehouse Dog 8:10am Wilde Stories 8:35am The Art of the Snowman and the Snowdog 8:40am According to Jim 9:10am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:40am The Morning Line Turf tips and news from the Channel 4 Racing team. 10:40am Valiant 12:10pm The Simpsons 12:45pm The Simpsons 1:15pm Deal or No Deal’s Big Christmas Dinner 2:15pm Channel 4 Racing

7:10am Igam Ogam 7:20am Fireman Sam 7:30am Jelly Jamm 7:45am Peppa Pig 7:50am Olive the Ostrich 7:55am Little Princess 8:10am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 8:20am The Mr. Men Show 8:35am Thomas and Friends 8:45am Noddy in Toyland 9:00am Fifi and the Flowertots 9:10am Peppa Pig 9:25am Roary the Racing Car 9:40am Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00am Tickety Toc 10:10am Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 10:25am Mist: Sheepdog Tales 10:40am The Family Recipe 10:50am Dallas 11:40am Cowboy Builders 12:40pm Once Upon a Time 1:40pm The Greatest Story Ever Told Spectacular Biblical epic with an all-star cast, chronicling the life of Jesus of Nazareth.

4.00pm - midnight 4:20pm Enchanted 6:00pm How to Train Your Dragon Animated children's adventure based on the best-selling books.

7:30pm BBC News at Six The latest national and international news stories from the BBC News team, followed by weather.

7:40pm BBC London News The latest news, sport and weather from London.

7:50pm Alice in Wonderland Tim Burton fantasy featuring Lewis Carroll's creations.

9:30pm EastEnders 10:00pm Miranda Sitcom starring and written by Miranda Hart.

10:30pm Mrs. Brown’s Boys 11:00pm BBC News at Ten The latest national and international news, with reports from BBC correspondents worldwide.

11:20pm The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws The National Lottery Wednesday night draws presented by Jenni Falconer.

11:25pm Match of the Day

1:00am Blades of Glory 2:25am Weatherview Detailed weather forecast. 2:30am BBC News

BBC3 8:00pm Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper The penguins of the Central Park Zoo have an adventure in the city on Christmas Eve. 8:10pm Merlin 9:00pm Doctor Who 10:00pm A Christmas Carol Animation. The bitter and greedy Scrooge is visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. 11:30pm Him and Her 12:00am EastEnders 12:30am Family Guy 1:10am American Dad! 1:35am American Dad! 1:55am American Dad! 2:20am American Dad! 2:40am American Dad! 3:00am Some Girls 3:30am Some Girls 4:00am Some Girls 4:30am Impractical Jokers

CH5

1:40pm The Greatest Story Ever Told Spectacular Biblical epic with an all-star cast, chronicling the life of Jesus of Nazareth. There are a number of cameo appearances from famous Hollywood actors, most notably from John Wayne as the Roman centurion. Originally released in a four-hour version, the film largely exceeded its budget when shooting moved from Arizona to Hollywood, where a huge replica of Jerusalem was built.

Max von Sydow

5:30pm Final Score 6:30pm Miss Potter 8:00pm Morecambe and Wise 9:00pm Blackpool: Big Night Out Exploring Blackpool’s history as the beating heart of British entertainment.

10:00pm The Girl 11:30pm Rebecca

4:55pm This is Lionel Richie 6:00pm ITV News and Weather 6:15pm Toy Story 2 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm That Dog Can Dance!

10:00pm Doors Open

1:35am Paul Merton Looks at Alfred Hitchcock Documentary in which Paul Merton explores Alfred Hitchcock's British films. 2:35am Mr. & Mrs. Smith

12:00am ITV News and Weather Steve Scott with the latest headlines from around the world.

12:15am Atonement Romantic drama based on the novel by Ian McEwan. 2:25am Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 3:20am Every Which Way But Loose 5:15am ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service.

BBC4 8:00pm The Two-Thousand-Year-Old Computer 9:00pm Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2012: The Modern Alchemist 10:00pm Moominland Tales: The Life of Tove Jansson 11:00pm Legends Roy Orbison was the best singer in the world. That’s what Elvis Presley said, and he should know.

12:00am Neil Diamond: Hot August Night 1:00am Arena Arena presents the first part of the greatest Beatles story never told.

2:00am Arena Arena presents the second part of the greatest Beatles story never told.

2:55am Moominland Tales: The Life of Tove Jansson 3:55am Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2012: The Modern Alchemist

4:40pm Turner and Hooch 6:40pm The Simpsons 7:10pm Hollyoaks 7:40pm Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather.

7:50pm 4thought.tv 7:55pm The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 11:30pm The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

5:30pm Will You Merry Me 7:15pm Rolf’s Animal Christmas Documentary series presented by Rolf Harris.

8:15pm TV’s 50 Greatest Magic Tricks 11:00pm Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 2012

2:20am Airplane II: The Sequel Director Ken Finkleman's comedy sequel, spoofing the disaster movie genre. 3:45am The Good Wife 4:25am St. Elsewhere 5:15am 90210 5:55am 90210 Adrianna takes Dixon to the hospital when he collapses during an argument in the recording studio.

1:50am Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel.

4:55am House Doctor A special compilation edition of the home improvement series. 5:20am HouseBusters 5:45am The Great Artists

Satellite channels SKY1 6:00am Brainiac: Christmas Cracker 7:00am Skellig 9:00am Stargate: The Ark of Truth 11:00am The Middle 12:55pm School of Rock 3:05pm The Middle 7:00pm Futurama 7:30pm The Simpsons 9:00pm Spy 10:00pm Spy 10:30pm Little Crackers 1:00am Little

Crackers 3:20am Road Wars 4:45am Street Crime 5:10am So You Think You're Safe Xmas Special

SKY MOVIES COMEDY 5:55am The Cat in the Hat 7:20am Due Date 9:05am Little Fockers 10:45am Tower Heist 12:30pm The Hangover Part II 2:15pm Road Trip 3:50pm The Big Year 5:35pm Little Fockers 7:15pm Tower Heist 9:00pm The Hangover Part II 11:00pm Project X 12:30am Road Trip 2:05am Due Date

SMA

10:00pm Batman Begins

Christian Bale

3:45am The Pool Boys 5:15am Clue

SKY MOVIES DRAMA 5:00am An Affair to Remember 7:00am Burlesque 9:10am Albatross 10:45am Something Borrowed 12:45pm Romeo and Juliet 2:50pm The Descendants Special 3:10pm What's Your Number?

5:00pm Just Go with it 7:00pm Something Borrowed 9:00pm Romeo and Juliet 11:00pm What’s Your Number?

8:50am Batman 11:00am Batman Returns 1:10pm Batman and Robin 3:20pm Batman Begins 5:40pm Batman 7:50pm Batman Returns 10:00pm Batman Begins 12:25am Batman Forever 2:30am Batman and Robin 4:40am Batman

TCM 5:35am Michael Caine Off Set 6:10am Ben-Hur 9:35am Houseboat 11:25am Casablanca 1:05pm Our Man Flint 2:50pm In Like Flint

1:00am Just Go with it 3:00am Albatross 4:40am The Hobbit 5:10am Prom

4:40pm The Longest Day 7:35pm The Dirty Dozen 10:00pm The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 11:55pm Hell on Wheels

SKY MOVIES ACTION

12:40am Hell on Wheels 1:25am The Revengers 3:15am The Dirty Dozen

5:20am Spy Kids 7:00am Batman

68 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

For solutions: http://www.euroweeklynews.com/puzzle-answers.html

Time Out NEW ON DVD

A band of brothers

Ted Comedy Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humour to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish... and has refused to leave his side ever since.

1h55 Director: Seth MacFarlane Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale

struggles,

BOOKS books@euroweeklynews.com

Javea author Harry Duffin has written his third novel, The Tribe: Birth of the Mall Rats.

Based on the cult-teen TV series he co-created in 1998 which ran for five years in the UK on Channel 5, this is the first story in a series of novelisations of The Tribe.

The world began without the human race. Now, after a

mysterious pandemic decimates the entire adult population, it looks as if it will end exactly the same way. Unless the young survivors – who band together in warring Tribes – overcome the power

10-star quiz dangers and unexpected challenges in a lawless dystopian society to unite and build a new world from the ashes of the old. Creating a new world in their own image – whatever that image might be.

CHRISTMAS QUIZ

The initial letters of the answers to these seasonal posers spell out the name of your favourite newspaper.

1. Also known as Twelfth Night, what is the name of the Christian festival held on January 6 in celebration of the manifestation of the divine nature of Christ to the gentiles as represented by the Magi?

2. Sviata Vecherya or Holy Supper is the central tradition of the Christmas Eve celebrations in the homes of people from which former republic of the USSR? 3. What was the first name of the author of the famous children’s cartoon stories The Snowman and Father Christmas?

4. Traditionally, what is always the first carol sung in the Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols from Kings College in Cambridge?

5. Which famous ‘good’ king ruled Bohemia from 1378-1419?

6. Which ‘delivery man’ reached number one at Christmas 1971?

7. In Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, what was Scrooge’s first name?

8 & 12. Which zany DJ, who was born in Liverpool on Christmas Day in 1944, was originally named Maurice Cole?

9. What was the title of Mud’s 1974 Christmas number one hit single?

10. What name was given to the religious festival observed by the historical Germanic peoples and some neighbouring peoples, before later being absorbed into, and equated with, the Christian festival of Christmas?

11. Best known for her 1906 novel The Railway Children, what was the

AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19) Eager Mars meets affluent Jupiter and enriches your financial forecast. It might show a foretaste of money to come, or on-stream benefits. If you intend to make alterations to your personal and home interests, you'll cope with both offbeat and upbeat activities.

PISCES (February 20 - March 20)

Y our S tars

antics, you won't be totally the same Piscean who walked in.

ARIES (March 21 - April 20) Education, media, creative and social connections are given star merit. The solar eclipse in your

One thing is certain, when you come through this week's restless planetary

49

Elena de Borbon born December 20, 1963. She is the elder daughter of King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia of Spain. She owns the titles of Her Royal Highness Infanta and Duchess of Lugo. She is fourth in the line of succession to the throne.

own sign bursts with vitality and success, more so for an array of bold moves, replacements and makeovers covering your personal affairs.

getting tongue-tied or dogmatic on Tuesday and Friday. Promising potentials appear, especially if you spruce up your competitive streak.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

Stand by for a week of whoosh and whirl. More importantly, try to avoid

Throughout this fortunate week, whatever else you decide, refuse to discard your hopes and wishes. As a Gemini, you like to have two strings to your bow of life, which gives you an alternative option, especially if the going gets tough.

SU DOKU

CANCER (June 22 - July 23) A vivid star pattern portends a frantic personal and social diary. Ensure that any tight planning is carefully handled, especially if you hope to fit in everything you would like to say. Don't allow Monday or Wednesday's tensions to spoil opportunities for settling something important.

HOW TO PLAY Fill the grid so that every row, every column and every 3X3 box contains the digits 1-9. There’s no maths involved. You solve the puzzle with reasoning and logic.

LEO (July 24 - August 23)

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION

Pave the way for any ambitious schemes you may have, rather than actually starting them. With your ruler the Sun eclipsing your kindred fire sign, determined Aries, you are now more likely to get the support and affection you need from the powers that be or someone who thinks the world of you. Loosen up on Tuesday and Thursday.

VIRGO (August 24 - September 23) Even if the opposite to what you want happens, it could prove useful. One clue to this week's planetary crossword puzzle is ʻWhat word could also mean success?ʼ Check it out, and make it work for you.

The solar eclipse in your opposite sign of Aries intensifies your willpower.

Before you say 'go', find out where you stand. It might pay you to leave things be for a little longer to see if things begin to change.

UK NATIONAL UK LOTTERY THUNDERBALL

LOTTERY

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite

13. What can be either ‘sweetened ale or wine heated with spices and roast apples drunk during celebrations for 12th Night and Christmas Eve’ or ‘lively and noisy festivities involving the drinking of plentiful amounts of alcohol’?

14. What was the title of Cliff Richard’s 1990 Christmas number one hit single?

TARGET: Average: 12 Good: 15

Very good: 21 Excellent: 26

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION

cert, cite, kite, rete, rite, tick, tier, tike, tire, tree, trek, citer, erect, recti, retie, terce, trice, trick, trier, trike, recite, retire, ticker, tierce, cricket, reciter, tricker, CRICKETER

How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case T) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

Word ladder

Saturday December 15

19

6

Saturday December 15

15

IRISH LOTTO

EURO MILLIONS

Saturday December 15

Friday December 14

13

3

10 11

22

22

23

29

28

22

15

23 31

39

BONUS BALL

THUNDERBALL

18

9

LA PRIMITIVA

EL GORDO DE LA PRIMITIVA

Saturday December 15

Sunday December 16

4

8

9

34

36

28

37

44

50

20

29

40 26

30

BONUS BALL

9

43 LUCKY STARS

3

11

31 REINTEGRO

14

3

REINTEGRO

9

COAL

SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22) The planets mobilise your streak of Scorpio daring, but don't stretch your limits.

Your most effective weapon against personal and work-related pitfalls is your ability to be objective. Your desire to make specific situations and conversations work needs to be combined with your faith that they will work. Even if a different approach is required, try it and see.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21) The main gist of the solar eclipse in fiery Aries and the link between plucky Mars and your ruler friendly Jupiter will stir surprises. Whether you create the right atmosphere all round depends on how you interpret other people's views.

Stick to crisp, simple but sensitively tuned

FIRE

Move from the start word (COAL) to the end word (FIRE) in the same number of steps as there are rungs on the Word Ladder. You must only change one letter at a time.

COAL FOAL FOAM FORM FORE FIRE

What do you call a snowman on roller blades?

A snowmobile

12. (See question 8)

LIBRA (September 24 - October 23)

Just joking Who looks after Father Christmas when he is ill?

The national Elf service

Pudding, in which a Christmas pudding is undercooked and tastes of soap?

Nonagram

Hard-working, enterprising and selfsacrificing are just some of the words that describe your zodiac sign. It will be these qualities that count. Friday will boost your powers of persuasion, but you won't have too much to complain about if you follow this lucky trend into next week's encouraging tide.

IF ITʼS YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK: Your sphere of friendships, relationships and career issues are delightfully aspected. Circle June and August for making contact with those who may be able to point you in the right direction. Between June and November, your social scene will be full of surprises.

surname of the author who wrote a Christmas story entitled The Conscience

1. EPIPHANY, 2. UKRAINE, 3. RAYMOND Briggs, 4. ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID’S CITY, 5. WENCESLAS, 6. ERNIE (The Fastest Milkman in the West), 7. EBENEZER, 8. KENNY, 9. LONELY THIS CHRISTMAS, 10.

YULE or YULETIDE, 11. (Edith) NESBIT, 12. EVERETT, 13. WASSAIL or WASSALING, 14. SAVIOUR’S DAY

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20)

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

69

Costa del Sol

For more information about the sponsor go to www.lineadirecta.com

Sponsored by

Crosswords CRYPTIC

ENGLISH - SPANISH

Across 1 Figures provided by confused static sits (10) 8 Peer that is right in the first place (7) 9 Turkish leader at home once more (5) 10 Writes in pensionerʼs diary (4) 11 County borders (4) 12 Address thatʼs somewhat undesirable (3) 14 One hundred and fifty always bright (6) 15 Recommended some made better (6) 18 Discharge in middle of March (3) 20 Cooked meat for eleven (4) 21 Obscure English coin found in the US (4) 23 King Johnʼs last to find out (5) 24 Outdo alien to produce a musical instrument (7) 25 Famous rebel acted poorly (10) Down 1 Eccentric from the Gold Coast range of mountains (7) 2 Like a first class return to the Orient (4) 3 Serial broadcast in Middle East country (6)

The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

Across 1 Parades (8) 5 Júbilo (3) 7 Shepherd (6) 8 Red (4) 9 Cama (3) 10 Christmas (7) 11 Duende (3) 12 Ángeles (6)

Co d e B r e a ke r 4 Serf rant about move (8) 5 A lesson in style (5) 6 Replace best churn, all right? (11) 7 Incorrectly tenderising items (11) 13 A prison term for a group of words (8)

16 Sprinkled very softly in dried (7) 17 Beat the one at the crease? (6) 19 Hoist the bird (5) 22 Spoil some strawberry yoghurt (4)

Down 2 Educator (7) 3 Eskimo hut (5) 4 Add sugar to (7) 5 Happening (5) 6 Sparkle (7) 7 Musical drama (5) 13 Relations (7) 14 News (7) 15 Correspondence (7) 17 Love intensely (5) 18 Murky (5) 19 Beau (5)

CRYPTIC - Across: 1 Trample, 5 Bogus, 8 Dubai, 9 America, 10 Mud, 11 Eerie, 12 Idle, 13 Vesta, 15 Tonga, 17 Shell, 19 Loafs, 21 Sewn, 22 Apple, 25 Gnu, 26 Leakage, 27 Lingo, 28 Dress, 29 Sustain.

Down: 1 Tidiest, 2 Amber, 3 Primeval, 4 Evades, 5 Beer, 6 Griddle, 7 Stale, 14 Assaults, 16 Newgate, 18 Lie down, 20 Angers, 21 Salad, 23 Panda, 24 Mars.

QUICK - Across: Abolish, 7 Fatal, 8 Set-back, 9 Stress, 11 Usurp, 13 Rate, 14 Trample, 15 Bore, 16 Camel, 17 Leaves, 21 Cabinet, 22 Basic, 23 Naughty.

Down: 2 Breastbone, 3 Liberate, 4 Sock, 5 Fact, 6 Bare, 9 Swipe, 10 Settlement, 12 Wages, 13 Relaxing, 18 Afar, 19 Evil, 20 Data.

ENGLISH - SPANISH Across: 1 Attic, 4 Short, 7 Ice, 8 Chupete, 9 Atreverse, 13 Empresa, 15 All, 16 Tears, 17 Suelo.

Down: 1 Apio, 2 Theft, 3 Cockerels, 4 Saucepans, 5 One, 6 Tren, 10 Spade, 11 Belt, 12 Algo, 14 Pea.

1.Unscramble the name of a popular Christmas song written by Jack Rollins and Steve Nelson and first recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950 (three words): Y-FRONTS WANT HOMES 2. Unscramble the name of a famous Christmas pantomime (one word): CLEAN, IDLER!

Play on Words MANAWAYGER

PEAS SOIL

Answers: Away In A Manger , Peace on Earth

Funagram

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet.

In this week’s puzzle, 11 represents H and 18 represents Z, so fill in H every time the figure 11 appears and Z every time the figure 18 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares.

As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTIONS

QUICK Across 1 Steps (6) 5 Punch (6) 8 Passageway (4) 9 Makeup (8) 10 Variable resistor (8) 11 Flat board (4) 12 Damaged (6) 14 Excitement (6) 16 Animal abode (4) 18 Faithfulness (8) 20 Sledge (8) 21 Scene (4) 22 Hebdomadal (6) 23 Anxiety cause (6)

Down 1 December (9) 2 Hiedra (3) 3 Condimentos (9) 4 Bola de nieve (8) 6 Gold (3) 7 Inn (6) 8 Rojo (3)

Quote ‘If you’re walking down the right path and you’re willing to keep walking, eventually you’ll make progress.’

‘

Barack Obama (1961 - ) 44th and current President of the United States.

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION

Hexagram The purpose of the Hexagram puzzle is to place the 19 sixletter words into the 19 cells. The letters at the edges of interlocking cells MUST BE THE SAME. The letters in the words must be written CLOCKWISE. The word in cell 10 (SKIERS) and one letter in four other cells are given as clues.

ACTORS

CHURCH

SEASON

ADORNS

CRECHE

SHERRY

ALARMS

DONKEY

SKIERS (10)

AMUSES

MISERS

SPICES

BANTER

ORIENT

UNCORK

BARMEN

PRINCE

CHAIRS

REWARD

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION 1 Thrill, 2 Helped, 3 Strike, 4 Tasted, 5 Pitted, 6 Barely, 7 Bested, 8 Reacts, 9 Mashed, 10 Become, 11 Treats, 12 Cheers, 13 Roared, 14 Cruise, 15 Reform, 16 Kettle, 17 Orders, 18 Killed, 19 Flower

FUNAGRAM SOLUTION 1. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN 2. CINDERELLA

70 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

The lows of high technology

O

NCE upon a time, Teletubbies dolls were the most coveted toy for Christmas, people who knew about computers were strange ‘geeks’ and we did not feel as if a limb had been chopped off if we had to make do without our mobile phone for a day.

Today, an iPad is the most requested ‘toy’, geeks are Gods and most people will take a phone call even while on the toilet. In a sense, we have already become a world of cyborgs, unable to function without high technology and gadgets.

My computer literacy involves flicking the on/off button to solve any issues and I have only just given up my loyal, yet ‘dumb’ mobile phone for one that does

Expat Strife Swedish-born Ulrica is a freelance journalist living in Mallorca with her family. Her debut novel $Expat Wives is available on Amazon and iBooks.

To comment on any of the issues raised in Ulrica’s column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com/columnists/ ulrica-marshall

iPAD: The most requested ‘toy’ of today.

only on sporadic speaking terms, the state of the ULRICA MARSHALL art music system sparks ulrica @euroweeklynews.com into life when it feels like it, which is not often. Oh, almost everything, only falling and the robotic floor cleaner died after the first round of my living short on the washing up.

The thing is, I am still a tad room. Maybe it was the wrong sceptical about this technology kind of dirt or too much of it?

In my books, computers are lark. Maybe it’s because there weren’t many computers in my only as reliable as the people who school, I watched Terminator too programme and operate them. many times, or that, at times, With an erroneous press of a key blind faith in computers has that new computer-driven car may merrily launch itself off a cliff resulted in total disaster.

My PC and WIFI printer are with you inside.

And wasn’t it these inexplicable computer programmes that allowed the city’s rogue traders to hide their shenanigans so long as to (nearly) break the bank? “The computer says no,” as Walliams so eloquently put it in Little Britain.

Like a modern-day version of Hans Christian Andersen’s fairytale, The Emperor’s New Clothes, no one dares to disagree with a computer for fear of looking stupid, even when common sense suggests otherwise. As one friend recently pointed out; ‘common sense these days is so rare it

should be classified as a super power’.

Super geeks have also voiced fears about the prospects of high technology. Leading computer scientist Bill Joy has warned of a near future where intelligent robots will replace humanity, a concern echoed by physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking.

Even today, it is not without risk. While you may think yourself environmentally green, if you use a computer you contribute to a considerable impact on global warming through servers and data storage for the 1 billion-plus computers on our planet.

While I might not be quite ready to pop an Abacus and a messenger pigeon in my handbag instead of my new mobile phone, I shall resist demands for iPads and Nintendos in favour of more traditional toys.

Tinky Winky and Dipsy have served their purpose in our household, but I reckon some traditional board games and the odd Monster High doll might do the trick. Let’s see if Santa agrees, assuming he can actually make his way through the clouds so densely stored with computer data.

Wishing you all a very merry and low tech Christmas!

Private Live-in Nurses required The UK’s leading live-in care and nursing agency is looking for fluent English-speaking nurses who would enjoy flexible work in the UK whilst continuing to live in Spain. All applicants should have three years post-registration experience and, in return, we offer:

• Regular work with real job satisfaction • Competitive pay • Full board on assignment • A team that supports you 24/7 • Work throughout the UK • Assignments typically 14 days

We look forward to hearing from you.

(No work permits)

Contact a Nurse Consultant: +44 1732 355231 nursing@consultuscare.com +44 1732 770403 www.consultusnursing.com

71

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Soul stars roll out hits to remember at concerts 1

2

1. Owners of Sala Group Claire and Ian Strutton, and Zoe and Bobby Strutton.

2. EWN publishers Steven and Michel Euesden (second from left) with from left Nicki Burgess, Sian and Steve Tiley, and Michel’s parents Irene and George Mole.

3. Alexander O’Neal performed all of his hits.

4. Chris and Jenny Howard and Helen and Martin Campbell.

4

W

ITH more than 75 years in the entertainment business between them, two soul acts gave performances to remember during a tour of Spain.

British group The Real Thing and American singer Alexander O’Neal brought an eclectic mix of rhythm and blues to the Costas when they performed a trio of exclusive concerts - some a sell-out - on the Costa del Sol and the Costa Blanca.

And an added bonus for the audience was compere Dan ‘The Man’ Davies with a variety of old classics.

The Real Thing opened their performance with hits from their 40-year span in the music industry, including their chart-topping You To Me Are Everything, with some in the audience taking to the dance floor as the group also entertained with a 1970s’ and 1980s’ medley.

And the soothing tones of Alexander O’Neal also encouraged onlookers to get up and dance and at one point during his Costa del Sol show, the R&B singer invited the concert-goers to join him on stage, grooving to his top hits including Criticize, Fake, and If You Were Here Tonight.

At a VIP after-show party lucky 3 guests mingled with both acts who happily posed for photographs.

“Our show in Denia was great,” said vocalist and guitarist Eddie Amoo following The Real Thing’s second performance on the Costa Blanca. “We had been coming to Spain for years before we made it big, doing the club scene in Madrid, Barcelona and Valencia.”

He added: “Three of our hits have become classics and we have always had a strong live show, so have retained our audience over the years who return again and again. We are the backdrops of many people’s lives and that is quite touching.”

The concerts were held at the Don Carlos Hotel in Elviria on the Costa del Sol and at The Denia Marriott Hotel on La Sella Golf Resort in Alicante, and at La Casa del Reloj in San Pedro del Pinatar on the Costa Blanca. Show sponsors were the EWN, Spectrum Radio, Iceland food stores and telecoms company Telitec.

9

5

6

5. Katie and Ron Griffin, with Assistant Manager of the Don Carlos Hotel Antonio Gonzalez (centre).

6. Hazel and Justin Durrant.

7

7. Matt Johnson and Charley Jones.

8. Alexander O’Neal with Michel and her father George.

9.Ashlea Bell, and Gail and Geoff Cuttell

8

72 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Spiritual help for ‘ladies of the night’ THE Reverend Joyce McNaughton, a Costa del Sol based American, is passionate about the wellbeing of the region’s ‘ladies of the night’.

Most evenings she takes the Church and its comforts to them. Mike Walsh talked to her…

Are you motivated by need for converts or desire to help the girls?

People are the world’s most precious asset. All need help and our gifts should be shared and given to others.

Are you judgmental?

I leave God to do the judging. All of us are tempted to negative pulls but we don’t have to take them.

Is there a language problem?

The girls mostly speak English and our helpers know Spanish. They give the girls their kindness, their love and support, too.

How long have you been active?

In 2007, I began phoning girls through adult relaxation columns of English-language media, making appointments for coffee; street work, advertisements and brothels. My work of teaching and presenting God’s love has been going on since I made my peace with God and accepted His call for my life.

Are the authorities helpful?

Government can offer assistance. Police never bother me but girls hide as many don’t have documents.

Do you guide girls to conventional means of making a living?

I guide and suggest, encourage and dream with them; provide, no. This is where others could be of help.

Are you ever threatened?

I have been solicited. I remain alert and cautious. I

prepared a short note to give to the girls’ clients.

They are valuable, too, but lost and at times devilish.

How do girls respond to you?

Acceptance, appreciation and thankfulness as my love is felt to and for them.

Love opens doors like nothing else. They know who I am, what I stand for, my purpose for being there, and trust me. They often-times ask: “Aren’t you going to pray for me?”

They engage in natural conversations and not only about the Bible. I know them by name. I invite them to my home or meet them at theirs.

Have you had success?

Yes. Many have come and gone. I don’t know if they are in a new city, but know they were touched by God’s love. Seeds of faith and hope were planted in their souls, which is where truth and power of change originates. I visit the churches they attend on Sundays to join with them in that important activity of their lives.

Have you worked elsewhere?

ABOVE: Joyce with one of her ladies.

BELOW: A local area where the girls ply their trade.

Only Spain but in the United States I look for ways to learn from similar help groups; team up financially or educationally.

Would you welcome assistance in any form?

Every good work needs assistance from likeminded team players; employment, friendship, advice, financial support.

People who love others know when and how to

help. I welcome assistance at all levels.

What is your message to government?

Be a part of the solution and not part of the problem. Don’t abuse people for your own pleasure or gain. You are created to be a servant to others in both structure and spirit. joyce@rejoiceministries. info

74

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Writer opens up Mike Walsh is a ghost-writer and an author, as well as writing regular weekly columns for the Euro Weekly News.

Vital Statistics • Favourite things about Spain: The vibrant, talented and friendly Costa communities • Worst: Government ineptness; moral and fiscal corruption • Favourite person: Michael O’Leary, the Ryanair founder

60-SECOND FOCUS

What writing plans do you have for next year?

To tap into the experiences and talents of the Costas’ wonderful characters.

What highlights have you experienced?

Praise by Eastern European media; polishing up a city mayor’s speech; the friendship and support of Marbella University, and my EWN Writer of the Year award.

How many books have you written and ghosted?

20.

Who would you most like to dine with?

Alive: Vladimir Putin.

Passed on: my dad.

Who would you nominate for the Nobel Peace Prize?

The Costa communities; the world could learn from their multinational spirit.

Do you identify with characters in your books?

I become emotionally involved and have had to walk away to compose myself.

• What do you

Ghost-writer Mike Walsh • Name: Mike Walsh • Status: Single • Age: Born1940s • Originally from: Merseyside, in the UK Lives: Torrevieja, Costa Blanca

How would you describe yourself?

A consummate romantic, idealist and a rebel; the oldest angry young man on earth.

Where were you born?

English birth, Irish nationality, Spanish

always have in your fridge? Potatoes; I am Irish • Favourite food?

Fish • Perfect holiday destination? Latvia

residence, Latvian preference.

What are your hobbies?

Poetry and music, though if it isn’t classical it isn’t music.

How long have you lived in Spain?

Since 1999.

RBL recordbreaking poppy appeal SNOW BUSINESS: The society on their latest trip.

Ten years at top PEOPLE interested in photography should join the Costa del Sol Photographic Society. They have just celebrated their 10-year anniversary by taking a trip to Sierra Nevada.

Founded in 2002 as the first English-speaking photographic group in Spain, the club now leads the way, attracting both newcomers and professionals.

More information: www.photoclubspain.com

THE Coin branch of the Royal British Legion (RBL) raised more than €5,500 throughout the month of November, a recordbreaking achievement.

Through charity events on the Costa del Sol and one organised in Kabul by Graham Dewar, Operations Manager for Pacific Architects and Engineers, Vic Dean, Coin RBL Poppy Appeal Officer shed tears of joy when the final amount was announced.

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

T

HIS situation could cause problems to the Community as a whole, in particular on the financial side.

1. One single owner is what the developer is in all respects.

For this reason, the Development Company must keep the payment of the maintenance costs updated, which are commonly shared by all of the property owners, in accordance with article 9.1e) “even if no utility is being used, this fact will not exempt the property owners from the obligation of having to pay for it.”

Any Title Deeds containing exemption clauses as to the payment of the utility services for those properties that are not sold will not be valid.

2. On the one hand, the developer is the building company and, on the other the developer is a mere property owner; that is to say, there are two different legal persons even if both of them are the same legal entity. Therefore, both concepts are different.

3.

The Commonhold Regulations (eg the Real Estate Horizontal Law) establishes the

75

Costa del Sol Advertising Feature

Lawyer’s tip Number 8.

Board’s Agreements: When the Developer is the principal owner within the Community

necessity of a double majority of property owners and of shares in order to formalise any agreement legally.

4. Should any property owner own several properties within the Community, they will only have the right for one vote regardless of how many properties they have.

in which case, they will have no right to vote.

In this case, the rest of the property owners will be the ones to make the community decisions, although they will have to take on all the shared costs.

3. That the developer has certain Community expenses updated as well as being a debtor concerning other properties or premises, different from dwellings.

In this respect and taking into account that as an owner, the developer will have one vote regardless of how many shares are added up, the point is whether or not the developer should be stopped from voting.

What happens when the Developer owns several properties within the Community?

There can be three different kinds of circumstances: 1. That the developer has all of its payments updated.

In this case, we would be facing a more complicated decision.

Remember in this situation any property owner, regardless of how many properties or

COMMUNITIES: Make sure you get the correct information. they own, will only have the right to one vote.

2. That the developer is not up to date with common costs,

Ley 57 Solicitors Tel: 951 775 253 Email: info@ley57.com

Advertising Feature

UK Tax Refund SL – Your local tax adviser Now in Malaga UK TAX REFUND SL is a company established five years ago on the Costa Blanca, a registered agent with HMRC, helping British residents in Spain with tax matters who prefer to live life without any nasty surprises.

Due to our knowledge of the British tax system we are able to fully understand your situation with them, giving the best possible advice with respect to paying your tax correctly.

One other important thing is that depending on how long you have been living in Spain, there is a possibility that you are due a refund of unduly paid taxes in the UK. Covering the coast and inland from Valencia (Costa Blanca) to Mar Menor, Murcia (Costa Cálida), UK TAX REFUND will be launching its services in Málaga (Costa del Sol) shortly.

According to the Double Taxation Agreement between UK and Spain, there are pensions which must account for tax at source and others in the country of residence.

It is quite usual that people benefit from this situation as they can take advantage of the personal allowance in UK and in Spain, with the consequence of paying less tax in both countries.

Advising clients on how to grant a Tax Efficient Will is another of UK TAX REFUND’s specialities. If you already have a will or are thinking of making one, then it is most important that your will is written to be a Tax Efficient Will. You do not want your family to face a high tax bill if something happens to you.

UK TAX REFUND is constantly on the move allowing us to be closer to our clients. We normally visits our clients at home; wherever they live, we are able to visit them offering the best possible service they deserve.

Five years of being successful bringing tax refunds from the Inland Revenue to hundreds of clients, it is UK TAX REFUND’s positive press, with many of its clients thanking the company for the service given to them, in various well known English written newspapers.

Give UK TAX REFUND SL a call and be one of the first clients to benefit from its service in your area.

We look forward to hearing from you!

See our advert on page 7.

The office is open Monday to Friday 9:30AM to 5:00PM Tel.: 965 636 938.

E-mail: michelle.hamilton@uk-taxrefund.com

TAX ADVICE: Help to live life without any nasty surprises.

76 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

HEALTH & BEAUTY

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Visit www.ewnlifestyle.com for more reading Advertising Feature

Joint venture that takes emergency care to Kenya HELICOPTEROS SANITARIOS has established a

joint-venture with Pharm Access Africa Ltd (PAAL) to provide a 24-hour home doctor and emergency service in Kenya. A presentation of the new agreement was held at Los Naranjos Golf Club in Marbella.

The Mayor of Marbella, Angeles Muñoz, said the joint venture would also benefit the city because Helicopteros Sanitarios is well-established and has the “Marbella stamp”.

Since its establishment in 1988, Helicopteros Sanitarios has become the leader in Spain’s Medical Home Care and Emergency Services.

It operates with mobile ICU ambulances and medical vehicles containing the most advanced medical equipment. It’s helicopters are equipped with cuttingedge electro-medical material.

The organisation’s staff comprises more than 200 highly qualified operatives who have responded to over 1,196,435 medical emergencies and requests for assistance and in so doing are responsible for saving at least 15.000 lives.

PAAL President Mr. P. S. Lotay, Mayor Angeles Muñoz and Helicopteros Sanitarios President Maria Jose Cañete.

The President of Helicopteros Sanitarios, Maria Jose Cañete, said it was a step forward in the company’s strategy to help those in need of urgent medical care, no matter where they live.

A headquarters will be set up in Nairobi and there will be mobile Intensive Care vehicles, as well as plans to purchase 4x4 vehicles to access rural areas.

Pharm Access Africa Limited (PAAL) was established in 2001 to increase health care access to the people in Africa.

PAAL activities range across HIV/AIDS related infections

and ART (Anti-Retroviral Therapy).

PAAL provides technical assistance to a number of public and private sector programmes, linking these initiatives to major donor organisations and works closely with community groups, civil societies, religious organisations, development partners and international donors including the World Health Organisation and the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis, Malaria and Polio. www.helicopterossanitarios. com www.pharmaccessafrica. com

77

20 - 26 December 2012

HEALTH & BEAUTY

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Visit www.ewnlifestyle.com for more reading

Costa del Sol

Advertising Feature

Old injuries - Can be new problems SO often, patients the spine as a whole, come to Bodyworks looking at movement after seeing many and symmetry along other specialists the entire length and saying “nothing can restoring the body’s be done” and have natural equilibrium. www.thebodyworksclinic.com Problems can rever“seen everybody”.

For successful berate along the treatment, what is often overlooked is a spine and pain in the neck or shoulder may proper and full diagnosis so that the actual be due to a fall on the tailbone.” problem, not solely the painful symptoms, After a fall, accident or injury your body is treated. automatically changes the way you move It is like a riddle. When is tennis elbow and stand to compensate: if you fell and not tennis elbow - when it is a neck or hurt your knee you would immediately walk shoulder injury. In this case, no matter with a limp. This alteration can continue what treatment you apply to the elbow, it long after the original issue has faded, will not improve because you are not causing new tension and problems as the treating the cause of the problem. body continues to try and compensate.

In some cases the original issue can be a At Bodyworks after a full and proper trauma to the body that occurred a long assessment using the latest techniques, we time ago. I remember one patient who focus on treating the original problem, not complained of lumbar back pain and after just the newest pain. a proper assessment; I felt that the true Rebecca O’Shea, Thermographer at issue was her neck.

Bodyworks explains, “I always say you After taking a thermal image of her cannot lie to my camera. A lady came in spine, it showed a huge amount of for a screening and in the thermal pictures inflammation in her neck with a much there was an obvious trauma over her smaller, compensatory amount in the spine. collar bone. I asked her what had I asked her again if she had ever had any happened and she explained that she had injury to her neck and after much thought, broken it aged 12. She was 40!”

“I did fall off a bridge about 20 years ago To resolve these old issues Geoffrey but I was OK”. We continued treating her explains that sometimes it is necessary to neck and her pain was resolved! “release the original shock from the When we have pain we often forget that nervous system, you can then realign the all the parts of the body are connected. If musculoskeletal framework.”

If you have unexplained aches and pains one area of the body is compromised this or issues of any kind, contact The can affect function elsewhere. Geoffrey Bodyworks Health Clinic on 952 883 151 Wattine, Craniosacral Osteopath at the or visit www.TheBodyworksClinic.com.

Bodyworks Health Clinic explains, “I look at

By Estelle Mitchell

Cambridge 800. The Weight Evolution.

Anna is the real proof it can work!

We know that losing weight is only half the battle. Keeping ing it off long term is what really matters. With its unique ecome Why not b ge 800 one-to-one support, Cambridge 800 is the nutritional, a Cambrid NT? convenient and proven way to lose weight.

CONSULTAING Anna,

size 22

Call 952 586 324 today

FULL TRAIN! GIVEN

or email admin@cambridge800.es for the name of your nearest arest consultant. consultant

Visit www.cambridge800.es

Anna,

size 8

78 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

HEALTH & BEAUTY

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Visit www.ewnlifestyle.com for more reading Advertising Feature

Virtual CAT scan A VIRTUAL examination of the large intestine by means of a CAT scan allows polyps and anomalies to be detected with the same precision as with a conventional colonoscopy The Radiology specialist explains the importance of an early diagnosis to reduce the incidence of colon cancer.

A virtual colonoscopy service, via CAT Computerised Axial Tomography - means that a minimally invasive examination can be carried out of the large intestine, using 3D images, to discover polyps and other lesions in their early stages as precisely as by using a conventional colonoscopy, in which a long instrument with a light is inserted into the rectum, under sedation.

The virtual colonoscopy has proven to be a technique which is ‘equally

MINIMALLY INVASIVE: Virtual coloncopy. as effective as the optical examination’ and it also permits more patients to take part in the screening programme, explain the experts in X-ray diagnosis.

These specialists also stress that ‘early detection of anomalies thanks to this type of test has reduced the incidence of colon cancer by 67 per cent and the death rate by 65 per cent’.

Prevention campaigns at the HC Marbella International Hospital recommend men and women over the age of 50 should have an examination to check for colon cancer or benign polyps once every 10 years. Those who are at higher risk of this disease can begin to undergo checks from the age of 40.

HC Marbella 952 908 628

FOOD

80 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol Advertising Feature

The authentic chippy

By Bryan Rand FISH and chips are still considered the UK’s favourite food and on the Costa del Sol, ‘the Crispy Cod is considered one of the top authentic ‘chippies’.

In 2010, the 150th anniversary was celebrated of that great British institution, the fish and chip shop. At that time the Crispy Cod in Fuengirola was named the best fish and chip shop on the Costa del Sol in a survey published in the Daily Mirror, naming five of the top chippies in the UK and abroad.

At the Crispy Cod you can eat truly authentic fish and chips, not to be confused with the pre-battered then frozen ‘fish’ presented by many establishments.

The cod is Icelandic, deep frozen at sea to preserve its flavour, and when cooked the fish is moist, meaty and full of good flavour. The meat comes away in large flakes as you’d expect.

The batter is one of the highlights, deep-golden in colour made from scratch to Crispy Cod’s own recipe and is flaky rather than crumbly, and the dry, crisp chips actually taste of potato. All the food is prepared in the gleaming open kitchen and the fish

TRULY TRADITIONAL: Freshly-made fish and chips. fried in the traditional deep fat fryer.

When Sean took over the Crispy Cod in 2008 his aim was to become the number one fish-and-chip destination on the Costa del Sol. This is an aim he has achieved and the Crispy Cod now has regular customers who travel from as far as Granada, Marbella, Estepona and Nerja to sample his fine fish and chips.

Crispy Cod have a complete menu including haddock and plaice as well as chicken, burgers, sausages and Pukka pies. You can view the menu online at www.crispycod.com and

you can pre-order via telephone to avoid having to wait when they are busy or to collect a take-away.

You can eat inside or on the weatherproof terrace with attractive views over the beach to the sea, and there is ample parking.

So, if you are looking for truly traditionally prepared fish and chips look no further than the Crispy Cod. You will not be disappointed.

Crispy Cod Paseo Maritimo Fuengirola 952 587 351

FOOD

82 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Advertising Feature

Celebrity haunt Route 66 looks to the future ROUTE 66 is looking to 2013 with enthusiasm and excitement.

Since launching six months ago in times of austerity, the American diner in Puerto Banus has gone from strength to strength.

The brainchild of Nigel Wilson, and Pat and Camille Deane, this traditional restaurant is lively, welcoming and serves up delicious dining, showing all major sporting events on their outdoor terrace and dedicated sports bar.

Nigel explained: “We decided to create a luxurious American bar and grill, which has been very successful from the beginning.”

Throughout its six-month reign, Route 66 has been

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE: The sports bar has been very popular since its opening.

RESTAURANT: The long tables and booth areas make for an authentic experience.

OUTDOOR DINING: The terrace is open all year long. the place to be seen, with many premiership footballers visiting. Frequent diners include Peter Crouch

and his wife Abbey Clancy, Stephen Carr, Ledley King, Scott Sinclair, Titus Bramble and Brendan Rogers; even

Glenn Johnson tweeted about Route 66 having the best T-bone steak he had ever eaten!

Route 66 is open from 11am until late, seven days a week, with live music every weekend.

Aaron Harding and Mark Connor, and the legendary THE HEART OF ROUTE 66: One of the owners Nigel Mel Williams always get the (centre) with main chefs Erlyn and Donald. crowd going, and on Saturday nights it’s reasonably priced con- made from 100 per cent Cabaroki, a blend of cabaret sidering their location, with beef, was nestled between and karaoke, with a prize fruity cocktails and shakes two soft buns, filled with for the best act. available, and a beer is only jalapenos and served with “Friday nights and €3.50. crispy fries.

Sunday lunch are The Missouri All burgers at Route 66 Mel Rock ‘n’ Roll cheese grills, our are homemade, adding to Williams’ themed,” choice of triple the authentic flavour. The Christmas lunch explained Nigel. cheese and chefs have a bundle of party followed by “The latter has onion, were experience in the business. been a reve- the excellent Mark lightly toas- Erlyn de los Reyes has Connor, this lation to us, with ted sand- worked in Yanx restaurant Sunday! the traditional wiches, cram- in Nueva Andalucia, and roast dinner and all med full of filling. Donald Nonan draws his the trimmings always Other options include experience from working in attracting big crowds.” cheese and jalapeno, ham Jacks restaurant and the Serving the traditional and cheese or bacon and Hard Rock Café, both in American dishes including cheese.

Puerto Banus. their renowned T-bone and The 66 Pasta with With its location in Plaza homemade burgers, they asparagus, pine nuts, Antonio Banderas, 100 also have options for light tomatoes, garlic, rocket and metres from the port, Route bites and vegetarians. basil was topped with 66 has been a hive of Recent additions to the shaved Parmesan cheese activity since its inaugumenu include asparagus and coated in a tomato ration and is set to take with a poached egg, based sauce.

2013 by storm, with their Shichimi calamari and And we couldn’t dine in one-year anniversary on stuffed aubergine. Even an American restaurant June 7 already on the lips of their kids’ menu is popular, without sampling thei many.

951 136 333 at just €5.66. famous flame-grilled burTheir wine list is gers. The half-pounder, www.route66marbella.com

FOOD

86 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

Advertising Feature

Classic curry in Mijas

THE Indian curry is without doubt one of the most universally-admired food types and the art of using aromatic spices and tactical blending is the key to Indian cooking.

We have visited many times before and have yet to be disappointed with our meals.

On this visit I was pleased to see that the owner Sahid had returned from his holidays as rumour had it that he had left for good.

Service is exceptional at the Punjab Palace where the staff have a friendly and laid-back attitude but as the Spanish say: “El ojo del amo engorda el caballo.� - the eye of the owner makes the horse fat.

Punjab is located in Playa Marina close to El Faro. The inside of the restaurant is brought to life by wood panelling with subtle lighting and table linens finishing the cosy look. Indian music plays in the background.

The menu is a customary Indian menu, with variations from North and South India and a

number of speciality dishes.

Certain dishes have become favourites, like the Lamb Balti, which is pieces of lamb cooked with spring onions, ginger and fresh coriander.

This time we decided to try a Garlic Chilli Lamb beautifully cooked with fresh flakes of garlic, tomato and hot chillies. I enjoyed the way the curry can envelope itself around the meat and supplement the overall taste rather than masking it.

If you would rather have an Indian in the comfort of your own home Punjab Palace offer a take-away and free home delivery service within an extensive radius of the restaurant.

The entire menu is available for viewing on www. their website punjabpalaceplayamarina .es. Punjab Palace is open as normal over the Christmas and New Year holidays Punjab Palace Playa Marina Mijas Costa 952 583 594

88 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

FOOD

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

20 - 26 December 2012

FOOD

www.euroweeklynews.com

Spotlight on Ricky Lavazza In October 2005, he was a finalist in the Costa del Sol Act of the Year in aid of Cudeca. His inimitable performances of Gethsemene (Jesus Christ Superstar), and A Boy

89

Costa del Sol

Advertising feature

RICKY moved to the Costa del Sol in 2005, where his combination of quality vocals and charisma quickly gained him recognition, and he was soon in demand.

EWN

From Nowhere (Matador) did not go unnoticed, and shortly after he became a cast member of the highly successful Magical Musicals show that ran at the Moonlight Showbar, Benalmadena for three years.

Ricky’s career continues to go from strength to strength. He has performed at some spectacular venues including The Polo House restaurant, Marbella, Hotel Marbella and is currently performing every Friday at Linda’s Bar in Fuengirola Ricky trained professionally as a musical theatre performer, although these days he prefers to perform a plethora of material. He has an effortless style, and never takes himself too seriously.

Constantly challenging himself and always eager to surprise and delight his audience, his vocal capability is incomparable,

his versatility unimaginable. His repertoire takes you from Kismet to The Killers. He never fails to give anything less than 100 per cent, and with the elusive and rare ability to really connect with his audience, his performances are always truly unforgettable!

Ricky first began his performance career following requests by family and friends for him to sing at functions and weddings.

The response to his performances encouraged him to take his talent more seriously and undertake voice coaching.

Ricky was born in Taff’s Well, a small village in South Wales. Five years ago, he gave up his fulltime job as a fire protection officer, and dedicated himself to singing. He lives on the coast with his wife Jo, and three children, two boys and a girl.

90 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

FOOD

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

92 EWN www.euroweeklynews.com

H

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

&

Sponsored by

OMES Gardens

For more information about the sponsor go to www.lineadirecta.com

Christmas for gardeners W ITH only a few days to go, here are some practical present ideas for the gardening member/s of the family or friends, especially those who have nurtured colourful gardens and terraces.

A special Christmas request for Clodagh and Dick.

A few weeks ago we found that our website name / domain had somehow been hijacked.

We have had to change our website name from www.gardeninginspain.com to www.gardenspain.com and so have to rebuild the visibility and use of the site from scratch over the next couple of years.

A great Xmas present to us from EWN readers would be a simple internet search using the new name gardenspain.com. Many thanks for your help.

Wearing out old shoes or walking boots is not really the best thing, so how about a pair of comfortable shoes or boots with reinforced toes.

Or how about a new pair of knee pads for all those kneeling jobs.

Gardening gloves are welcome and a new pair of sharp easy to use pruners maybe.

In some households gardening is not a shared activity so a promise to help out next year may go down well.

How about a miniature gardening kit for young children to get them involved.

Sorry for including them but our six gardening books are good Christmas

Gardening Corner Gifts for gardeners.

By Clodagh and Dick Handscombe

Spain’s best known gardening authors who have lived and gardened in Spain for 25 years. www.gardeninginspain.com

presents. For those living in apartments www.santana books.com have seasonal special offers of only €5 for ‘Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style’.

Every 10 years a new wheelbarrow might be an idea.

Winter days are often sunny but they can be windy and cold, so a snug gardeners green sweater or padded waistcoat could be appreciated.

Cutting hedges gets no easier as one grows older so perhaps arrange for someone to come and cut the hedges and prune tall trees in January.

If the garage is getting cluttered with garden tools and products how about a garden shed.

Several times during the year we have mentioned drying fruit, herbs and seeds on our tray drier.

They are very handy.

Gardening socks wear out every few years.

Perhaps this is the year for a couple of new pairs.

To attract wild birds how about bird boxes, feeders and a bird bath.

A good bottle of Spanish brandy to warm up after a long cold winter day in the garden goes down well.

Happy last minute Christmas shopping!

(c) Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardenspain.com December 2012

94

PETS

EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Eating habits SAVE your goldfish from indigestion trouble by feeding it a small amount of food several times a day instead of feeding it a huge portion in one sitting.

Goldfish have no stomach to hold and digest ingested food. Instead, the food continuously travels from the mouth and out the other end while being digested. So putting a large amount of feed in your goldfish aquarium will waste the feed and spoil the aquarium water because goldfish can only take what their intestines can contain.

Man’s best friend DOGS will remain loyal to their masters for life.

When a dog sees that someone loves, cares for, and protects them, they become entirely loyal to that person.

Also, by nature dogs are considered pack animals, meaning that when in the wild, they roll in groups or families of dogs to find food and stay safe. So a pet dog might consider the humans he lives with as part of his pack or family. They stay completely loyal to their pack and will defend if someone or something threatens their family members.

Chasing tail WHEN a cat runs, its legs are extended fully in the air, and then brought down and back. The cat’s extremely flexible spine allows its rear end to move, even while the forelimbs are on the ground.

The cat moves faster by stretching its trunk fully, making the stride longer. The faster the kitty runs, the overlap between the left and right feet gets smaller.

This makes the distance covered greater. At full speed, a domestic cat can be going as fast as 31 miles per hour.

Costa del Sol

Take care with your cats’ playtime toys "I WAS over at a friend's house recently and was shocked to see him open a jug of milk and toss the little plastic tab onto the floor for his cats to chase (which they did rather enthusiastically, I should add).

“I noticed that there were a lot of these little tabs around on the floor. I know this to be dangerous as the cats might eat them but he said he didn’t have any problem. Is it alright to put down those little toys?"

UNFORTUNATELY, the correct answer is yes and no. When selecting appropriate toys for a cat, think of what would be safe for a human infant or toddler.

Unfortunately, there are no regulations or cautionary

Caution with cats and their toys.

statements on toys for pets so it’s up to you as pet owner to decide if the toy is alright.

The same backwardpointing barbs on a cat’s tongue that allow it to

Brian

Staying in RABBITS that live indoors will have a higher quality of life and will live longer; for 10 to 15 years. If kept outside in a hutch, they are subject to predators and stresses from the weather. One suggestion is to have an area penned-off, so the rabbit can move more freely and exercise.

Installing tiles will prevent damage to hardwood floors or carpets. It is important to allow the rabbit out at least a couple of times a day.

groom also make it difficult for them to remove items from their mouth.

String, yarn, floss, ribbon, twine, rubber bands, bells, can all be swallowed and may cause severe injury.

Check toys for glued-on decorations or trim that could come off and be swallowed. The eyes on some playthings can be

especially hazardous. For example, one very popular toy, those small mice made of real fur, have eyes that are tacks and should be removed before being given to your cat.

Be aware while some toys may be perfectly safe for some cats others, specifically those that may have a penchant for chewing, may get into trouble with them.

Know your cat and if in doubt, supervise playtime with the new toy. Play with feathered toys should always be supervised as an exuberant cat will chew the feathers and the shafts can become lodged in the cat’s throat.

Generally, if you use common sense and provide safe, acceptable toys for your cat, the result will be a happier, healthier pet.

For your local radio frequency log onto www.talkradioeurope.com.

Hide and seek Can you spot Brian the rabbit in amongst all his toys? Pumba the warthog is his favourite.

Dani Jones, Benahavis HOP TO IT: Always playing games.

Submit fun pet pictures to petoftheweek@euroweeklynews.com, in as high a resolution as possible. Please include name of the pet, your full name, where you live and if relevant a couple of lines to explain the circumstances of the photo. Due to space restrictions not all submissions will be used.

A SMALL group of volunteers, Axarquia Animal Rescue (AAR) are dedicated to helping and rehoming animals in crisis. With no premises, they rely 100 per cent on foster families to take in abandoned animals whilst searching for the owner, and if necessary, find them new homes.

Make a change Mylo was rescued from a dry riverbed, malnourished, dehydrated and covered in ticks and fleas.

After love and care from his foster family, he was adopted and is now a much loved and adored member of a family.

However, AAR need more fosterers. They pay all vet bills and neuter and vaccinate the animals.

For more information, call 656 396 885 or visit www.axarquianimalrescue. com, where all animals can be viewed.

LUCKY: Mylo rehomed.

96

PROPERTY

EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

On a slippery slope Property prices now suffering in ski resorts NOT only has the recession had an impact on the price of Spain’s coastal property, it now seems that homes on the country’s slopes have suffered just as much according to property portal idealista.com.

It has been revealed that homes in ski resorts have dropped in price by 50 per cent since the crash.

For example, the average cost of property in Baqueira Beret in the Catalan Pyrenees, has fallen from €8,000/m2

IN THE MOUNTAINS: Property on the Spanish slopes. before the bust to €4,000/m2 now, and homes in Formigal

in Aragonese Pyrenees has fallen from €6,000/m2 to

€3,000/m2.

And it’s not just in Spain, across the world, property prices in prime ski resorts have fallen by nearly 10 per cent since the peak of the market in 2008.

However, this is far below many other types of property, and property experts are keen to point out that relatively speaking, ski homes retain their value and prove to be worthy of investment over and above other types of property.

No rise in property prices for another five years SPANISH property prices will not begin to rise until 2017. This is according to The Fund for the Orderly Bank Restructuring (FROB), which was set up to remove negative assets from struggling financial institutions.

The organisation estimates that house prices will fall for the next two years, stagnate in the following two, before starting to increase at an annual rate of 3 per cent in 2017.

Specifically, FROB believes that prices will fall by 2.8 per cent in 2013 and 1.5 per cent in 2014 before beginning to rise. They also predict that land prices will follow a similar trajectory, falling by 12.5 per cent in 2013 and 5 per cent

in 2014, and then beginning to recover in 2016, but at a lower level than that seen by property, just 2.5 per cent a year.

Recently, the government body announced that it is considering demolishing new-build properties lying empty and which have no viable market. However, there will be no demolitions until 2016.

Large swathes of the Spanish coast have fallen victim to overdevelopment and are now struggling to generate sufficient interest from investors.

FIVE-YEAR RISE: Property prices will increase by 3 per cent from 2017.

Spain better to rent than the UK INVESTORS now get better gross rental yields in Barcelona and Madrid than in London or Paris.

Assessing house prices and the amount that could be earned renting out property, the findings by a Spanish property portal

concluded that gross residential rental yields in Barcelona (4.1 cent) and Madrid (4 per cent) are now better than London (3.4 per cent) and Paris (3 per cent).

Falling house prices and the glut of people who cannot afford to do

anything other than rent means that investors are winning at both ends of the Spanish property market. Not only are they able to pick up bargain real estate, but also are then able to set a high amount of rent.

98 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com Advertising Feature

Costa del Sol

The only Way2go

helping your money go further W

ay2go was founded because there was a gap in the market between ‘cash in hand’ man with a van and large expensive removal companies.

It quickly became apparent in these trying financial times that a more cost effective and flexible service could be offered to help people move from one country to another with the minimum amount of stress.

Way2go now have four depots in Javea, Malaga airport, Swanley and Burton-onTrent adding more value and convenience to our service and if these don’t suit, then we offer a delivery and collection service.

We also offer one day’s free hire on all bookings, no charges for credit or debit card transactions and additional drivers are free of charge. We can also offer discounted rates when using Brittany Ferries between Spain and the UK where you can transport your pets for as little as €50 (£40).

It is worth remembering when travelling self-drive, you don’t have to pay for

FOR HIRE: Good value and service. expensive flights as with conventional removals.

So, if you don’t fancy using a removal company to handle and deliver your personal belongings and want a more cost effective option, Way2go is perfect for you.

Pack and load your own prized possessions, take full control of your schedules whilst taking in the beautiful scenery of Spain, France and of course, the UK.

Rest assured that all Way2Go vehicles have commercial insurance with Lloyds of London which is essential for self-drive hire companies. Beware of alternative insurance being offered where the wrong insurance is as good as having no insurance!

If self-drive hire isn’t your cup of tea, relax and let us take the responsibility for you. We will include all the overheads along with a full UK invoice offering you peace of mind and accountability for the service we are providing.

Please remember that Way2Go never trans-ships your consignment onto third party sub-contractors’ articulated lorries which has become common practice within the industry.

The same helpful and professional driver loading your consignment will be the same making the delivery at your destination. We feel that this old fashioned, tried and tested method is hard to find these days unless you pay large organisations huge sums of money. We

are confident when quoting ‘apples for apples’ that Way2Go can’t be beaten on value or service.

After only five years we are proud to announce the expansion of Way2Go Hire with two new depots and eight brand new vehicles. This now means half our fleet are left hand drive, where over the next year we will be working hard to open more depots and only operating left hand drive vehicles.

For all the above reasons, along with a great hardworking team, we find ourselves providing our customers with a most cost effective quality service for all your requirements which is reflected in our testimonials. Way2Go Hire would like to take this opportunity to thank all our clients, past and present. We wish you all a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.

To find out more on our services please visit www.way2gohire.com. Or give us a ring on UK 02080 904 292 or Spain 965 794 682.

Advertising feature

Meet Chris - the person behind másmóv!l The mobile phone operator for smart expats WHEN Norwegian born Christian Nyborg, co-founder of MÁSMÓV!L, set up his Spanish mobile phone operating company back in 2006, he set out to compete with Spain’s three big mobile phone providers: Movistar, Vodafone and Orange.

MÁSMÓV!L has since become ‘the best value for money mobile phone operator for both calls and Internet in Spain’ with customer service in Spanish, English, German and the ‘Scandinavian language’.

Tell us a bit more about yourself Chris: I have had a senior position with Swedish mobile phone and network manufacturer Ericsson for many years and quickly learned that mobile telephony in Spain was extremely expensive compared to other European countries and that customer service was average and often not very satisfactory at all.

I used my experience and extended knowledge of the Spanish market, together with a vision to improve customer service and offer clients the best possible mobile phone and Internet rates, to make my dream become a reality and develop what is now known as MÁSMÓV!L, a mobile phone operator with more than 115,000 satisfied customers in Spain.

How was MÁSMÓV!L first established?

My business partner Meinrad (Meini) Spenger and I came up with a business plan for this concept back in 2005. Less than a year later the EU ordered the three main Spanish mobile operators to rent out their mobile network to other operators in order to create competition within the market and we managed to come to an agreement with one of the major mobile phone operators – Orange.

Co-founder of MÁSMÓV!L, Christian Nyborg Today MÁSMÓV!L has distributors all over the country and employs over 100 people. Meini has become the CEO, whilst I am responsible for the International Business Division, focusing on Northern Europeans residing in Spain.

How did you get people to switch to MÁSMÓV!L? Customer growth increases each month and we currently have more than 115,000 satisfied customers. A recent survey showed that 91.5 per cent of our clients would

recommend MÁSMÓV!L to friends and family.

Plus there is no risk in trying MÁSMÓV!L, since there are no long-term contracts and no penalties and you may leave whenever you want.

Do I need a Spanish bank account to get started?

There is no need for a Spanish bank account.

You can pay by Credit Card; Pay as you go; Direct Debit and even by Automatic Top-up which, of course, is ideal if you want to manage your kid’s spending limits and control exactly how much you’re paying too!

How can I change to MÁSMÓV!L in the simplest possible way?

Go to our website www.masmovil.es, visit one of our distributors or phone the free number: 1473 and remember, we speak English, Spanish, German and the ‘Scandinavian language’!

99

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

FOR RESULTS EVERY WEEK

Ser vices

AIRPORT PARKING | BUILDERS | LOCKSMITHS | PLUMBERS | REMOVALS/STORAGE | TV / SATELLITE AWNINGS

BUILDING SERVICES

DRAINS & LEAKS

CAR SERVICES

MOBILITY CARE HOME

CONSTRUCTION

We don’t say we are number one, our clients do!

MOSQUITO SCREENS

News direct to your inbox sign up for free newsletters www.euroweeklynews.com

www.euroweeklynews.com

SERVICES

100 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com MOTORING

REMOVALS & STORAGE

POOLS

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT

TV & SATELLITE

TV & SATELLITE

STAINLESS STEEL

20 - 26 December 2012

SERVICES

EWN

101

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com REMOVALS & STORAGE

www.euroweeklynews.com

@dvertise online

it’s cheaper than you think

www.euroweeklynews.com

SERVICES

102 EWN

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com PETS

20 - 26 December 2012

SERVICES

WINDOWS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

103

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

Classifieds

FOR RESULTS EVERY WEEK

BOATS | CARS | JOBS | SERVICES | PETS | BIKES | FURNITURE | PROPERTY | MOTORING | FOR SALE Accountants

CONCRETE Ozbuild specialist imprinted concrete. Reseals, brickwork, tiling, plastering, screeding. 10 years coast/campo. Competitive prices, quality finish. 952 426 074 / 606 745 920 www.ozbuildspain.com Quote EWN when calling (200763)

Awnings ACE OF SHADES - Vertical, Venetian, Roman, Roller, Wooden blinds, various colours available, also black-out blinds. Please see our main ad on page 99. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204/aceofshadeslacala @hotmail.com (101730)

UK CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT providing tax and accounting advisory service. Emergency UK tax returns also handled. Full translation service offered. Call Jonathan Porter FCA on 678 451 788 or email jonathanp@aims.co.uk.

(204405)

BLINDS, awnings, mosquito screens, curtains, vast choice.

All areas covered! Coast and inland. 655 825 931 (202721)

Bath Repairs BATHOLOGIST. Specialist in repairing chipped baths or refurbishing old / worn baths. No mess or disruption. 678 808 837 (101382)

Air Conditioning FAIRPRICE Air Conditioning, Installations and Re-gassing. Tel: Jim 652 023 012 (203046) T1 AIRFLOW Air conditioning for cooling and heating units. Professional, fully guaranteed installations. Tel: 952 443 222 (203104) AIR CONDITIONING repairs and servicing. Airflow. 952 443 222 (203104) AIR CONDITIONING heating installation, servicing, repairs and regassing, 24/7. Prompt reliable service 620 020 232, 951 165 090 (204246)

Antiques WANTED! All types of antiques, paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc. Any condition, immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony´s Antiques and Jewellers shops, extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola. Silver fox furs wanted, see main advert on page 27. Mobile 609 529 633. Tel 952 588 795 (85364)

Architects PROJECTS, constructions, new buildings, extensions, reforms, licenses & legalizations. cheda coarq@hotmail.com 680 700 430 (204223)

SWINGLES CASAS SL. For all your building needs. Visit www.swinglescasas.webs.com for more details or call 952 428 067 / 666 960 262 (88621)

Books

Bespoke Clothing

DAMP PROOFING DR DAMP leaking roofs, damp walls, all mould cured. All work guaranteed. Call 689 515 558 (96789)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN’S suits to measure. Be measured in the comfort of your own home or office by a qualified English tailor. Linen suits a speciality. Phone 634 378 085 for the travelling tailor to call.

Blinds ACE OF SHADES - Vertical, Venetian, Roman, Roller, Wooden blinds, various colours available, also black-out blinds. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / aceofshadeslacala@hot mail.com (101730)

SOLAR BLINDS SOLAR BLINDS ES Ideal for large glazed areas to reflect heat / glare and stop furniture fading and still keep the view. SAVE HEAT IN THE WINTER TOO improve your living environment.

Solarblinds.es@gmail.com Tel Ian 644 546 176

Boats UPHOLSTERY for boat cushions in fabric and leather, boat cover for sailing and motor boats. www.irisseegert.com phone 647 764 426 (204415)

For daily news visit www.euroweeklynews.com

L.G.S CONSTRUCTION. All building work undertaken.

New builds, extensions, reforms, driveways, slabbing, brickwork, internal & external tiling. Ground works & concrete specialists. All work guaranteed. For a free quote. Tel: 699 049 296 lightgaugesystems1@gmail. com (204202)

PLASTERING GET PUBLISHED on Amazon.com and other e-book websites from as little as £250 for a 50,000 word book. Contact Angela@eu ropeaxess.com (100158)

Building Services MIKANN BUILDING SERVICES. Extensions, kitchen /bathroom reforms. All maintenance/repairs. Carpentry, decking. Phone Mike on 605 269 066 Estepona area PLASTERING, rendering, dry lining, coving, suspended ceilings.

Fitted kitchens, bathrooms and bedrooms. All work guaranteed.

689 515 558 (96789)

PLASTERING, rendering, dry lining, coving, suspended ceilings.

Fitted kitchens, bathrooms and bedrooms. All work guaranteed.

689 515 558 (96789) PLASTERING, RENDERING, Water damage. Tradesman, over 20 year’s experience, references available. Call: 618 776 864 (100417)

Business For Sale BUSINESS FOR SALE! Beachside, hotel (Bed & Breakfast) 9 Bed and staff apartment, reduced for quick sale. Call 952 774 945 / 607 511 512 (203021)

Business Opp

PLASTERING, RENDERING, Water damage. Tradesman, over 20 year’s experience, references available. Call: 618 776 864 (100417)

VEGETARIAN Restaurant for rent in Torremolinos, 13 years, regular clients. Tel: 646 316 388 (203187)

Jim’s home improvements. bathrooms / kitchen reforms, repairs, plumbing, carpentry, painting, tiling, maintenance. Give us a call no job too small. 692 207 799 / 645 559 423 (204228)

Buy & Sell POOL TABLES, Snooker Tables, Table Tennis Tables, Darts. Tel: 666 933 726 www.spainpool.com (203168)

CD’s, DVD’s, collections, large or small., TC will buy them all. Tel. 652 072 600 (204831)

Car Transport

SUPERPOOL est. 1985. Pool tables, boxing and mini-vending machines on profit share, also new / second hand domestic tables and accessories. Tel 629 530 233 - www.superpool spain.com (203772)

RECOVERY SERVICE car / light plant transported, cars disposed of with official destruction certificate, fully insured. 600 868 056 (203856)

CASH today. Houses cleared, garages, sheds for used clothing, shoes, bedding, €5 per 10 kilo bag paid, weigh and pay, pick-up anywhere 633 960 146 (202724)

Caravans PARKING, STORAGE & SALES. Caravans - Motorhomes - Boats - Cars and Vans etc. Short / long term - Safe & secure, drop off & collections. Excellent rates, discount for long term, 5 mins from Fuengirola. Established 25 years. www.eu rodog.es / info@eurodog.es 679 786 669 / 606 101 807 (88614) TIMBER Building SL has been a leader in a prefabricated market for the last 28 years with more than 5,500 happy customers.

Ring for wooden houses, garden sheds, pergolas, reforms.

666 819 689 (204408) C A S A S M O V I L E S E U R O PA has an experience in the mobile home trade, all over Europe for the last 25 years.

You can put your trust in us!

Ring Jane now on 952 119 053 (204408)

Car Hire BOOK your Gibraltar/La Linea car hire online at www.brunoscar.com.

Malaga and Gibraltar car hire with inclusive rates.

Also cheap airport parking, Malaga. 952 891 415 (204494) T1 CAR HIRE long term from €300 / month. Short term from €70 / week. Delivery & airport service, call 607 334 610 (200753) CAR HIRE. Quality, legal cars from €70 per week. Tel 658 031 285 (204167) C A R H I R E . E xe t e r A i r p o r t from £80 week. 0044 1803 312 253 / 0044 7880 921 421 lowcostdrivehire@ hotmail.co.uk (203009)

www.cartransportunique.com, Spain UK Spain, car transport, best rates, call 664 600 8 0 6 , w w w. c a r t ra n s p o r t u nique.com (203122)

Carpentry CARPENTER cabinet maker, Irish. Available for all types of property maintenance, plumbing, painting, electrical, kitchens and bathrooms renovated etc, 30 years experience, very reliable.

Tel: 952 441 955 / 677 087 575 (101611) IRISH CARPENTER. Doors, decking, kitchens, bathrooms, all aspects. Establ i s h e d 2 0 0 2 . 9 5 2 1 9 6 4 5 7, 6 9 6 0 6 4 0 1 9 . w w w. c o m p l e t e - c a r p e n t r y. c o m (200837)

Catering PRIVATE Chef Service. Hire your own chef for that special occasion. Gift vouchers available. 637 802 743. www.cookingholidayspain. com (204493)

Chimney Services APEX CHIMNEY SERVICES, professional chimney sweeping and smoke testing. NACS Qualified.

C l e a n a n d e f f i c i e n t Te l : Bob 696 320 202 (202354) P R O F E SS I O N A L c h i m n e y sweeping services, all areas covered. Call 654 184 242 or 607 441 959 (204943)

Chiropractors MARBELLA Chiropractic. Free spinal check. Mark Lane, Australian trained, licensed chiropractor. C.C. Guadalmina. San Pedro de Alcantara.

9 5 2 8 8 0 3 9 8 w w w. m a r b e llachiropractic.com (101253)

Price per word: 0,42€ + IVA minimum 15 words - Discount: Book 10 weeks, get 2 weeks free - Deadline: 4pm Mondays Contact: Phone (0034) 952 561 245 • Fax (0034) 952 440 887 • email classifieds@euroweeklynews.com • www.euroweeklynews.com

CLASSIFIEDS

104 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol

Cleaning Services

Domestic App Repairs

UPHOLSTERY and steam cleaning sofas, carpets etc… JA Cleaning Services 626 357 955 (86049)

DOMESTIC Appliance repairs washing machines, fridges, cookers, ovens, water heaters, gas / electric, professionally repaired. Christian 608 337 497

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WET OR DRY CLEAN, HONEST, RELIABLE SERVICE. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 / 952 669 701 (101382)

(CHRISTMAS) Present: get your oven cleaned by a professional, so you can tase the food you cook. From 35€. 632 569 282 ovencleaningcostadel sol.com (98222) L & B CLEANING services, no job too small, professional ladies. Tel 645 561 716 (204204) PROFESSIONAL cleaner / House keeper. Tel 633 461 951 (204205) BE CLEAN SWEEP S.C Property Management and Cleaning Company. Honest and reliable.

Call 635 152 313 or 630 614 412 (200804) LEATHER Suites, Upholstery and carpets thoroughly cleaned. Tel: 952 930 472 or 667 430 518 (203082)

Classes

Friendship

Computers COSTASYS computer support and maintenance.

Home and office visits. Support Contracts, ADSL, Wireless, Antivirus, Networks, PC Repairs, Hardware and Software. www.costasys. com or call Steven 622 253 592 (89638) T1 COMPUTER HELPLINE. Desktop, laptops, upgraded, repaired. New and used supplied. Internet, Email problems solved. 952 564 274 / 677 702 501 (89597) PC PROBLEMS solved! Error messages fixed, viruses removed. Hardware and software upgrades available. Also one-toone training. Experienced and reliable service, no call out charge. Paul 630 652 338 / 952 493 859 (99398) PC DOCTOR 20 years serving the Coast. Laptops, PC sales and repairs. In any language.

We come to you. 952 591 071 (200826) FREE phone calls from your PC, learn how and other basic skills at home. Taught by mature male and female, 10€ ph, 696 980 869 / 609 292 209 (203057)

Cruises WINTER MED CRUISES - 7 days for less than £300! www.cruisesfrommalaga.co.u k (204950)

Curtains QUALITY hand finished curtains & soft furnishings, professionally qualified, contact Rachel 952 825 766 or visit www.curtain couturemarbe lla.com (99478)

Damp Proofing

Place your classifieds here!

DAMP Problem!! Sourced and cured by master builder, longest established damp company on the coast. Call Ed 693 859 894 (200930)

CLEARFLOW DRAIN SERVICES. All drain problems solved. More than 25 years on the coast. Tel 952 885 661 or 630 200 600 (99408)

FIND LOVE IN THE SUN w w w. i w a n t 2 m e e t y o u . c o m .

Browse for free Spain’s No 1 online dating site. Bringing ex-pats together. (204448)

Furniture

Electricians ELECTRICAL installation and repairs. All work guaranteed. 10 yrs on coast. Tel James 652 023 012 (203046)

Entertainment

Garage Doors

PARTYTIME KARAOKE. Karaoke, disco, top cabaret artist, affordable entertainment, for your bar, restaurant or private party www.party timekaraoke.moonfruit.com Tel: 699 767 451 (85885)

ARBOLISTA Tree Surgery, No. 1 for trees and palms, on the Costa since 1998. 600 260 534 - 952 117 486 Kit Hogg C.G.Arb www.spaintree.com

Health & Beauty

Health & Fitness KRAV MAGA - The most effective self defence system! Easy effective - crucial - fitness - fun.

Marbella & Torremolinos. Also private classes! Tel 655 689 455 www.kravmagamarbella.com (200929)

Heating Services COLD APARTMENT? New infra-heating panel in slimline and glass design with anti-damp function, made in Germany now available here in Spain.

Unbeatable Advantages: only €10 - €15 heating cost per panel/per month. Installed in minutes. No plumber, no pipes and no maintenance needed.

No cold spots any more. Ideal for studios and apartments.

Prices per infra-heating panel start from only €180. www.modernheatingdesign.com Tel Spain 634 234 477 (202703)

Hire Services MINI digger and driver, self drive hire available, sand and stone delivery service. 649 526 922 (204976) MINI DIGGER / dumper hire. Property maintenance and small building projects.

Reliable, references available. Simon 678 450 051 (203874)

Hot Tubs/Spas HOT TUBS, new, used, bought, sold, hired. Also move & repairs 691 973 131 / 952 793 398 (93498)

House Clearances

Floor Polishing POLISH your marble floor professionally at half price.

671 244 683 (95518) T1

TONY’S MARBLE RESTORATION SERVICE. Marble and terrazo floors, professionally refurbished, quotations without obligation. +34 620 726 875 (203825)

PALM TREE PROFESSIONALS cleaning, pruning and fumigation. Qualified, experienced and insured. Free estimates. Competitive prices.

Tel: 600 558 569 www.costapalmeras.com

GUTTERING INSTALLED divert water away from your patio. Free Estimates Call GutterGo! 652 023 012 ALL styles of furniture designed and made to measure,built-in or freestanding. Residential/Commercial. Portfolio available. 635 878 116 stuart_macg@hot mail.com (204127)

MARBLE FLOORS polished. Fast service. Reliable, family run.

TERRACOTTA CLEANED and sealed. Wooden floors treated.

No job too small. Family run.

Cleansol 10am - 10pm 7 days all areas. 952 930 861 / 607 610 578 Discount Code: EWN 1 CLEAN (202597)

GARDENER for private homes, communities, tree pruning, pool maintenance, garden design.

Specialist in water systems. Tel: 666 953 892 (100065)

Guttering

ELECTRICIAN 16th Edition BS7671 qualified 24 years experience. Rewires, extra sockets, lights, fault finding etc. www.electriciancostadelsol.com Contact electrician.in.spain@gmail. com Call Ian 650 151 569 (95433)

MARBLE FLOOR (2.50€/m2) WHY PAY MORE. WE CLEAN, CRYSTALLISE THEN POLISH TO HIGH GLOSS NON SLIP. PROFESSIONAL FAST SERVICE. COVER ALL COSTA DEL SOL. 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE. TEL: 671 244 683 (95517) T1

PROFESSIONAL garden services from Fuengirola to Estepona. All aspects of gardening and full maintenance and landscaping, free quotes, competitive prices. Contact Andrew 600 259 981 Andrew@gar den-professionals.com GARDENER. Trees, hedges, palms pruned, lawns, fencing, strimming, garden tidied, maintenance. Steve 952 485 941 / 616 669 285 / 654 320 567 (203855)

Drainage

CONEJO CLEANING. All types including regular rentals and holiday lets. Most areas. 20 yrs on the coast. Wendy 635 630 370 / 952 964 407. See website for out of season specials!! www.conejocleaning.com (204417) TOTAL CLEANING SOLUTIONS. PROFESSIONAL AND EXPERIENCED CLEANING SERVICES FROM HOUSE CLEANS, CHANGEOVERS TO FULL COMMERCIAL CLEAN, INCLUDING BAR AND RESTAURANT KITCHENS. CALL 633 061 607 / 659 945 915 (95531)

For Sale

Gardening

SAYAN MASSAGE. Your best traditional & tantric massage for ladies and gentlemen. 952 586 339 - 608 977 260 www. masajessayan.es (204418)

WANTED FURNITURE & household items houses gardens garages cleared top prices paid fast reliable service 639 229 607 / 649 977 723

PAIN? Neck, Arms, Back, Legs.

Acupressure. Fast results. No cure – no pay. Fuengirola 651 172 474

Insurance

NON-SURGICAL LIPOSUCTION IN BANÚS. WWW. TRANSFORMALL.COM TEL 605 865 755 (200953) TEETH WHITENING IN BANÚS FROM 75€ WWW. TRANSFORMALL.COM TEL. 605 865 755 (200953) NON-SURGICAL FACELIFTS IN BANÚS 35€ WWW. TRANSFORMALL.COM TEL. 605 865 755 (200953)

TREE SURGEONS No tree t o o t a l l , r e m o va l o f d e a d palm trees and limbs, eco gardening, mulch and manure fertilizer, palm pruning.

686 948 552 / 661 129 146 www.top-jardin.com (204796)

PERMANENT HAIR REMOVAL AND SKIN TREATMENTS USING IPL IN BANÚS. W W W . T R A N S F O R MALL.COM TEL 605 865 755 WEIGHT LOSS or Quit Smoking Consultations. International Health Author BSc qualified. Home visits 632 731 164 any time (203076)

CLASSIFIEDS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

105

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

Lawyers

Miscellaneous WOODY´S LOS BOLICHES. Greeting Cards, mail to and from the UK. Passport renewals and all adverts for Euro Weekly News – display or classified. Open 9.002.00PM (Sat 10.00 – 2.00PM) One street behind the Confortel, just off Plaza San Rafael, Los Boliches, on C/Poeta Salvador Rueda 93 (Passports Mon to Fri Only) Tel: 952 471 877 (95705)

Mobile/Static Homes WE BUY, Sell, remove all types of mobile homes. We pay CASH and cover all of Spain. More details call Suzi Caley 616 250 727 / 951 063 059 or email suzica ley@gmail.com (100120)

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE If you are renewing your p o l i c y o r l o o k i n g fo r n e w cover. Call us, as we are the only Insurance Company in Spain to offer protection on your no claims bonus. Call 952 893 380 (68259)

Loans

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE M a ke t h e r i g h t c h o i c e a n d join the thousands of expat r i a t e s w h o h ave . We p r o vide a friendly personal serv i c e , fo r a l l y o u r h o m e , motor, health, travel or marine insurance. Call 952 893 380 (68259)

LOANS AVAILABLE on all types of paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc, any condition, immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony’s Antiques & Jewellers shops extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola . Silver fox furs wanted, see main advert on page 27. Mobile 609 529 633 Tel: 952 588 795 (85364)

HEALTH INSURANCE Competitive prices, English worded policies. Pay monthly or annually. All levels of cove r. P r e m i u m s f r o m € 2 5 a m o n t h . Te l : 9 5 6 7 9 5 4 5 3 A b b e y g a t e I n s u ra n c e (68259)

holaCREDITO.COM offering short term loans on your valuables. Also cash for your old GOLD, top prices paid, guaranteed. Please see web for details or call Banus office 951 319 538 (202525)

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE Car insurance exclusive for expatriates, save up to 50%.

Find out about our price pledge on UK plated cars.

Home insurance from €50.

Tel: 952 893 380 (68259) EU INSURANCE DIRECT Extra Special Offers. Up to €50 cash back for car and home insurance (conditions apply) for new customers. For all your Insurance Needs and the Best Price and Best Cover in English, call Wendy on 952 830 843 / 676 098 464 email info@euinsuran cedirect.com w w w. e u i n surancedirect.com (202638)

HEALTH SANITAS. Affordable private medical insurance linked to B.U.P.A. Phone 952 383 127 or 670 217 272 (96805)

24/7 Locksmith

HOSTING - Carrier grade data centre in Elviria, two diesel generators, multiple backbone symmetrical carrier-class connections, BGP4 routing, aircon, secure facilities. For dedicated housing or hostings with serious bandwidth and 99.99% uptime, we can host your servers and applications in our data centre in Elviria. Feel free to visit us to discuss your needs. 951 055 676 www.mercuryinternet.com (98184)

Internet

advertise online www.euroweeklynews.com sales@euroweeklynews.com

Locksmith emergency / appointment. Doors opened without damage, locks changed, patio doors and windows secured, 24 hour honest, fast and reliable service. Call Paul 657 466 803 (83235) T1 SECURITY OF SPAIN – 24 HOUR LOCKSMITH – Lock / safe opening service. Locks changed / upgraded. Contact Darren, Tel 636 770 865 www.securityofs pain.com (204407) T3 24 HOUR locksmith. Emergency opening of doors and safes, established since 1993.

617 921 824 (204269) LO C K S M I T H U n l o c k d o o r s , strong box/cars. Change secur i ty l o c k s , e m e r g e n c i e s , 2 4 hours, Marbella, 630 333 615 (200733)

MOBILE HOME WOODEN HOUSE ? We buy & sell new and second hand units. Remove, level, repair, transport and build extensions. 30 years experience nationwide. Call us, Casas Moviles Europa 952 119 053 (204408) WANT TO RELOCATE? We can transport your home and install on to a 12 month park from £4,995. Annual site fees from €3,000 Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70 (85143) BRAND NEW WILLERBY Siena 32m² home sited within a stylish gated community, 45 minutes from Malaga airport £19,995 Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70 (85143) WILLERBY COTTAGE 28x10 sited in ‘La Serrana Hills’ of Pizarra, site open all year round, swimming pool, only £13,495. Want to view? Freephone: 0044 1782 90 80 70

24/7 Mobility MOBILITY SCOOTERS, electric wheelchairs, wheelchairs, walking frames etc for sale and hire. Delivered to home or hotel. Always a good selection of quality used scooters in stock with guarantee. e.g. used 4 wheel scooter, new batteries €350.

Electric wheelchair can go into car €1,595. Rascal Eco 4 boot scooter €2,100 for €1,395. New wheelchairs from €250. Mobility scooter batteries supplied and fitted.

For same day delivery phone 609 581 139. Mobility Scooters Direct. www.mobili tyscootersdirectspain.com (204413)

All models serviced and repaired. Two years guarantee.

Free delivery 952 584 302 / 633 127 901 / 633 128 104 www.mobility-spain.com (203865) T1

Mortgages NEW purchase mortgages from 1.55% up to 100% LTV, resell mortgages 70% from 4.25% with LTV equity release up to 50% LTV. All status considered.

Tel: 952 801 401, 666 709 743 www.thefinancebureau.com (99475)

Mosquito Screens ACE OF SHADES - Vertical, Venetian, Roman, Roller, Wooden blinds, various colours available, also black-out blinds. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / aceofshadeslacala@hot mail.com (101730) THE MOSQUITO Screen Company. Screening the coast for 10 years. Quality products at affordable prices. 622 244 116 www.mosquitoscreenco.com (204121)

Motorbikes KTM LC4 640, Enduro Motor Crosser, on road, off road, orange, 1999, Spanish plates, very low klms, very little use, absolute immaculate condition, €3,500. 603 151 587 (203856)

Motor Homes MOTORHOMES for sale & wanted. www.hispavan.com Leo 687 845 730 (200597)

Motoring

WANTED SPANISH PLATED CARS

INSTANT CASH SAMANTHA – GORDON

952 83 21 73 608 658 785 www.robertsoncars-spain.com

Mobility

Locksmith Auto CAR KEYS lost or need a spare?

Keys cut & paired with car, car opening, car key & remotes, Specialist. Call Ray 679 831 166 (93449)

www.benalcars.com Sports, prestige and 4x4’s. Always buying and selling. Tel 661 351 877 (95435)

CLASSIFIEDS

106 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol SEVEN seater automatic 2008 Toyota Corolla Verso VVTI, one owner, only 53,000kms (33,000miles), sale due to relocation, climate control, electric everything, good looking in grey with alloy wheels, now 9,995 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 or 608 658 785 www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963) 4x4 DIESEL 2003 Jeep Cherokee 2.5 CRD Sport, 5 door, 5 speed, only 82,000kms, 2 expat owners, silver grey, was 7,995€, now 6,995 euros. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963)

FOR SALE WANTED expat owned Spanish cars. If you have a quality car with service history that you want to sell, please phone us and we will pay the top price in cash for it. Remember Robertson, the name you can trust.

Over 46 years buying and selling cars and more than 26 years in Spain. We are a small family business and will make sure that all documentation is correctly taken care of. Phone Gordon 608 658 785 or ladies you can ring me, Samantha Robertson on 952 832 173. See our web page www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963)

CAR SERVICES MECHANIC workshop & mobile. All work undertaken. ITVs done, reasonable rates, prompt, reliable services 24/7. 620 020 232, 951 165 090 (204246) CABRIOSOL soft tops, German top quality, for all Cabriolet cars & jeeps. Professional fitting, repairs & change of plastic windows. Cabrio-sol. 639 580 372 (Camino de Coin km 13.2 Mijas Golf). Opening hours: 9am to 6pm, Monday to Friday (203028) AUTOMATIC gearbox specialist.

Transmatic. All models including classic cars, serviced, repaired and reconditioned. Also 4x4 transfer boxes and power steering Call/fax 952 796 166 / 952 805 804 email: transmat ic2005@yahoo.com. www.trans matic.es (200809)

AUTOMATIC Opel Astra 2000 1.6 Comfort, one owner (nearly) silver, air condition, PAS, only 2,500 euros. Samantha and Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963) (NEW SHAPE) 2008 Chevrolet Matiz 0.8 litre S model, silver, only 50,000kms, approx 31,000 miles, 5 door, 5 speed, air conditioned, power assisted steering, elderly lady owner leaving Spain, small car, big bargain, was €4,500 now 3,995 euros.

Samantha or Gordon Robertson 608 658 785 / 952 832 173 www.robertsoncars-spain.com DIESEL SEVEN SEATER Opel Zafira 2.2DTi, 2005, Blueline, 16 valve (125bhp), blue with alloy wheels, climate control, great people carrier, was €5,995, now €5,250. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (200963)

RECOVERY SERVICE car / light plant transported, cars disposed of with official destruction certificate, fully insured. 600 868 056 (203856)

4X4 DIESEL 2007 LANDROVER Discovery 2.7TDV6 SE Mark III, one owner, 113,000kms, FSH, black with beige leather, many extras, a massive saving on new price. Jeremy Clarkson loved it, can be yours, was €18,995 now €16,995. Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963)

Get your free classifieds here!

952 561 245 EWN

4X4 DIESEL MITSUBISHI Montero 3.2GLS long wheel base, 2003, “top of the range”, one lady owner, gold, alloy wheels, air con, 5 speed, was €7,995 now €6,500.

Samantha or Gordon Robertson 952 832 173 / 608 658 785 (200963)

JUST arrived SuperSport Coupe Nissan 350Z (300 BHP), only 18,000kms (approx 11,000 miles). FSH, striking in copper colour with black leather, this is a real driver’s car, see it on our web page, cost new 45,000 euros. What a bargain at 16,995 euros. Phone Gordon for more information 608 658 785 / 952 832 173. www.robertson cars-spain.com (200963) CITROEN BERLINGOS 2008 vans / Multispaces Combis, direct Citroen lease, FSH, low KLMs, from €3,995. 600 868 056 (203856) 2001 Land Rover Discovery TD5 digital air con, diesel, lhd UK plates, good condition, one owner, €4,995.

672 550 037 (203856) TOYOTA Yaris 2007 1.4 d4d black diesel, alloys, aircon, 120,000klms f.s.h. very economical, excellent condition. 5,450€ 600 868 056 fivepeastrading@aol.com (203856) CITROEN Jumper, 2008 mwb van, direct citroen leasing, only 80,000klms, aircon, electric, 8,995€ 600 868 056, five peastrading@aol.com (203856) FIESTA 1.4, TDCI 2004, silver, 5 door, 100kms, air con, electric, fantastic condition. 3,750€ 672 550 037 (203856) AUTOMATIC Renault Megan Classic, white, 2.0 petrol, 5 door, only 100kms, 1,995€ 672 550 037 fivepeastrad ing@aol.com (203856) VW GOLF 2.0gt TDi 3 door, automatic, black alloys, sat nav etc. very rare car in perfect condition, €7,995. 672 550 037 (203856) VW PASSAT automatic, 2.0 TDi highline, top spec, black, low klms, must be seen, excellent condition.

600 868 056 (203856) AUDI A4 Cabrio, top spec, 3.0 automatic, alloys, sat nav, climate control, black with alcantara, €8,995.

672 550 037 (203856) 2009 Citroen Jumper, 2.2 6 speed high top van, top spec, cost €26,000, new low klms, €12,995. 600 868 056 (203856)

2007 Corsa 1.3 CDTi diesel, 80,000klm, air con, electric, etc. 5 door sport model, very nice car. €5,450 672 550 037 fivepeastrading @aol.com (203856) FIAT Doblo multi space, Nov 2009, top of the range safeline model, multijet diesel, 80,000klms, side steps, bull bars, aircon, etc..etc. absolutely mint condition inside and out, 8,995€. 600 868 056 (203856) FORD FIESTA, silver 2006 1.4 tdci, 5 door, aircon, newer shape, very clean car. 4,995€ fivepeastrad ing@aol.com 600 868 056 (203856) 2008 CITROEN C3, 1.4hdi diesel, deep metallic burgundy, great little car, 5,995€ fivepeastrading @aol.com 600 868 056 (203856) E55 AMG MERCEDES 5.5 silver, 2001, fully loaded, 130klms, full service history, very clean example.

6,995€ fivepeastrading @aol.com (203856) DAEWOO Rivera 1.6 gasoline, recent ITV, mint condition 1,550€. 603 204 244 (202595) BILL BRADY CARS has been established on the Costa del Sol since 1986, in which time he has helped thousands of expatriates to buy or sell their quality used Spanish cars and also keeping all the documentation simple so you understand all that is going on (which is important). You can contact Bill direct on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbradycars.com (204276) C O N V E RT I B L E Pe u g e o t 206CC 1.6 Inj 2006 new ITV (MOT ), sunburst red, only 87,000klm (58,000mls) with service history, climate control, alloy wheels, fantastic opportunity for only 5,995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (204276) A U TO M AT I C C o nv e r t i b l e Peugeot 307CC 2.0 Ltr 2007 only 69,000klm (49,000mls) with service history, bluetooth, parking sensors, climate control, alloy wheels and loads more, looks fabulous in metallic blue and only 8,995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (204276) A U TO M AT I C O p e l A s t ra 5 door hatch back 2005, only 36,000klm (25,000mls) with service history, used as holiday car, air-conditioning, alloy wheels, elect/windows/ locks/mirrors, metallic gold, h a s t o b e s e e n fo r o n l y 5,995€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbrady cars.com (204276) SEAT LEON TSI 1.2 105 CV Copa Rojo 2012, only 7,000klm (4,000mls), like new, bluetooth, 16” alloys and loads more, leaving Spain hence this massive saving at only 11,500€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com (204276)

JAGUAR XF Diesel 2.7 Premium luxury, Automatic 2008, only 48.000km. Bought from main dealer Marbella, S a t / N av, p a r k i n g s e n s o r s , front and rear memory seats, too many extras to l i s t , m e t a l l i c s i l ve r, b l a c k l e a t h e r, t h i s c a r h a s b e e n garaged since new and immaculate condition. Price slashed WAS €29.995 NOW Amazingly only €24.995. Tel 952 838 842, 608 950 221 billbradycars. com (204276) C A M P E R VA N A d r i a S l o o p 2+1 Fiat Ducato 110hp 2.3 J T D 2 0 0 4 I T V u n t i l 2 0 1 4, 80,500km. Just serviced and cam belt changed at 76,000km. Trauma gas hot water and central heating.

Fiamma F65s 3.2m Awning, 300w inverter and much m o r e , g r e a t o f fe r a t o n l y 22,995€. 952 838 842, 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (204276) FANTASTIC opportunity Ford Fiesta 1.25 Inj 16V 2009 5 door (new shape) from lady o w n e r b o u g h t f r o m Fo r d Malaga and serviced by t h e m . Pa r r o t h a n d s f r e e , great first car or coastal car, metallic silver, looks and drives fantastic, yes this price is correct, reduced to only 7,500€. 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com (204276) THIS has to be seen, Citroen C-3 Exclusive 1.4 Inj 5 door 2005, one private owner, only 69,000klm (48,000mls) with service history, climate control, cruise control, full electric pack, six CD changer and lots more, was 4,995€ NOW only 4,500€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (204276) AUTOMATIC Honda FRV 2008, six seater 1.8 I.VETEC Executive, one owner, full service history and loads of Honda extras, great saving at only 11,995€.

952 838 842 / 608 950 221. bill bradycars.com (204276) NEED A CAR? - Can’t get credit? - Self employed? Why not “Rent to Own” your next car? - No loans, no credit checks.

HispAuto.com 952 564 912 (204784) LAND ROVER 2001 Freelander TD4 2.0 Diesel. Green, A/C. Spanish plates. 125,000km, good condition. €4,500. Tel: 675 314 854 (203916) RENAULT Clio 111 1.6 16V Luxe Privilege Automatic SP 2007, 73,000km, urgent sale, 5,500€ ono. 651 047 932 (200734) AUDI A6, all road, 4x4, luxury motoring, Spanish reg, LHD, auto, diesel, 7,500€, bargain www.hispavan.com Leo 687 845 730 (200597) DISTRESSED sale, only 19,995€ 02. Hymor Tramp Motorhome, LHD, Spanish 687 845 730 (200597)

www.euroweeklynews.com

INSURANCE ABBEYGATE INSURANCE. No automatic annual increase on our Motor Insurance, renewal policies. Call 952 893 380 (68259) MOTOR INSURANCE. For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 902 123 153, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 902 123 153 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now! (95302)

MECHANICS BRITISH MOBILE MECHANICS. Fully qualified, home visits, reasonable prices and repairs for all cars. ITV’s €80 we come to you. 951 400 189 www.mbcmechanics.com 695 913 592 (101500)

REPAIRS AUTO ELECTRICAL Specialist.

Over 30 years experience.

Cars, commercials & boats.

Latest diagnostic equipment.

Petrol / diesel fuel injection problems solved. No job too small. Tel: 647 289 753

REGISTRATION CAR TRANSFERS AND IMPORTS PROBLEMS WITH EMBARGOS ON ROAD TAX? SAME DAY COLLECTION OF PAPERS. ENGLISH SPEAKING. PLEASE CALL 633 271 274

WANTED WANTED. CARS & JEEPS & camper vans for cash. All makes, LHD, any condition.

693 357 000 (204332) CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN AND UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701 WANTED cars / vans / light plant, anything considered, even with paperwork problems, cash buyer, instant decisions made. 600 868 056 five peastrading@aol.com CAR, VANS BOUGHT WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837 WANTED Legal Spanish Cars and Commercial, under 10 years old, any condition, including non-runners and damaged. Cash paid. Buyer collects. Transfer included. Tel: 605 109 796 (200754)

Music PROFESSIONAL live music for any event. Weddings a speciality. Solo Spanish guitar to dance band.

Some dates available this Xmas. Details David 687 627 434 (Not an Agent) (204219)

CLASSIFIEDS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

Painter/Decorator

PAINTER & DECORATOR If you just want the job done, then call the rest, but if you want the job done right call the best. Sam “Simply the Best” 18 years Mijas area 952 666 025 / 629 546 128 PAINTER & DECORATOR Lounges from 120€, bedrooms, halls 60€. Paper hanging, plastering, tiling and paint spraying. Call Dennis, Calahonda. 670 774 527 DAMP problems, painters & builders, interior, exterior, 18 years experience, free quote.

Tel 626 954 440 (203059)

Pest Control COCKROACHES, ANTS, insects, fleas, mice, rats, wasps, termite specialists. Fumigations, bars, restaurants, houses, etc. Sanitary department officially registered certificates. Guarantee, serving the coast since 1985. Only legal English owned pest control Company on the coast. If you want the best then phone N.P.S. Nigel 606 008 940

Pets YOUNG DOMESTICATED cats rescued from the killing station need kind homes. Fully vaccinated and neutered, free of charge.

We will also deliver to England for a donation to the charity.

Please give one of these beautiful cats a home so we can save more from death. Can be seen without obligation at Cat and Dog World Kennels. Tel. 630 197 435 (93398) CHIHUAHUA pedigree puppies with passport. All year round available. 952 112 870 / 654 285 667 (97945) ACCOMPANY your pets to their new home. Fully licensed pet transport service. Denise www.petchauffeur.eu 952 197 187 / 696 233 848 info@ petchauffeur.eu (204880)

CHARITIES ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning.

We also need good homes for our animals that you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call Marjorie 952 79 74 05 or 636 934 146 (93319) ACE CHARITY at El Refugio Kennels always needs volunteers to help with dog walking. It’s good exercise, a couple of hours any morning of the week. Foster and permanent homes also needed for our many inmates! Vivien 639 991 079 (93320) SEPE the horse and donkey charity is open to the public week-ends from 10.00 to 5.00. Volunteers are much needed in all departments and are welcome at anytime.

For our riding for the disabled classes, we are also in need of extra helpers. We are nationally registered by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior (164640) but only with your support can we give the equine a voice. If you can just commit to 2 or 3 euros a month it will really help make a difference. You can find us at Lauro Golf Equestrian Centre, Alqueria, Alhaurin de la Torre. Tel. 608 258 950 in fo@sepeonline.net www.sepe online.net (93321) At SOS Animal Refuge we have dogs, young and old looking for homes. Some of our dogs have been with us for some time and would love to find a cosy spot to curl up in and a knee on which to rest their heads. If you have room in your heart and home we would love to hear from you.

We do not put our dogs to sleep - no matter how old, they are safe with us. For day to day needs and to pay for veterinary care, we much appreciate the support we receive. We desperately need items to sell on our market stall to help raise funds and are happy to come and collect. So if you are having a clear-out, please contact us on 665 682 919 or 605 227 155. If you would like to know more about re-homing, please call 653 257 875. Visit our website www.sos-animals.org or please phone Sandy on 952 385 923 or 666 814 056 if you would like to make a donation or help in any way. (93317) ARCH - The Andalucian Rescue Centre for Horses welcomes visitors and volunteers to their stables on Saturdays from 10 - 12 or by appointment. Come and help out, drop your children off for the Kids Club on a SATURDAY or sponsor or adopt one of our horses, donkeys or mules.

We always need help with

107

fund raising to look after the abandoned and abused animals. Our aim is to rescue, rehabilitate and rehome. We are a small friendly team why not join us. Find us in Alhaurin El Grande, behind the Venta Miralmonte on the road from Alhaurin to Coin, (A404) Urb. Viña Borrego, follow the yellow signs. Charity registered with the Junta de Andalucia No 8448. www.horserescuespain.org info@horserescuespain.org archrescue@yahoo.co.uk Tel: - 635 798 219 or 656 935 613 or 620 175 828 (93322)

KENNELS EURODOG Boarding Kennels and Cattery. Under new ownership, fully licensed and sanitary approved, long/short term. Mijas Costa Tel 697 731 171 www.eurodogspain.com SPECIAL PROMOTION for new clients at Cat and Dog World Kennels. Dogs €10 per day plus IVA Tel: 952 112 978. www.cat-and-dogworld.com (97995) PETCARE PET HOTEL. Holiday accommodation for dogs and cats. Individual heating available. Introductory offers for new clients. Tel: 952 112 284 / 685 400 216 www.pet carespain.com (98147) COOL KENNELS AND CATTERY. Air conditioned. Your pets lovingly cared for by English mother and daughter.

Near Coin. LAGUNAKEN NELS@hotmail.com Tel 952 112 021 / 606 838 983 (204248) STEFANIE’S KENNELS AND CATTERY, Estepona. Fully licensed, Junta approved, est.

1986. Viewing welcomed 952 790 943 www.stefa nieskennels.com (202692)

LOOK NO FURTHER FOR YOUR PET TRANSPORT. WE OFFER A SERVICE TO TRAVEL WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR PETS/FURNITURE. ALL PETS TRAVEL WITH US IN AIR CONDITIONED PEOPLE CARRIERS. CALL FOR PRICES. 952 596 213 / 665 150 227 WWW.SPAINUKSPAIN.COM

Place your classifieds here!

LUXURY Apartment For Sale.

Reduced by 20,000€. See: www.mijasgolfapartmentfor sale.co.uk 00+44+1322 839 009 (204817)

Plumbing

MARBELLA La Reserva, Penthouse, about to be repossessed, prime location, 2 bed, 2 bath, 160K€ neg. FabFincas 692 151 931 (203834)

NEED a Qualified Plumber? No call-out charge. Call Vinny 662 682 220. www. costa plumber.es (100058) T1

IF YOU are seeking a bargain country house in Alhaurin el Grande area, we do the research and present you with a shortlist. Call FabFincas 692 151 931 (203834)

THE Irish plumber for all your plumbing requirements, all areas covered.

7 days, reasonable rates.

605 206 394 (200961)

ALHAURIN EL GRANDE, Reduced, pretty 2 bed, 2 bath country house, access views, garden + land, 135K€ Neg. FabFincas 692 151 931 (203834)

RETIRED REGISTERED PLUMBER / DRIVER. Needs beer money, any job considered. Free advice, lowest rates. Chris 652 665 380

MARBELLA Banus, 3 bed, 2 bath, small sea views, €177.000. bravoelezovic @gmail.com 637 439 222 (204870)

PLUMBER: Water heaters repaired, replaced same day. Full bathroom and kitchen reforms, previous work can be seen. References available. Mark Allan 608 454 778 / 952 937 244 (203807)

Property to Let

Professional Serv www.Quick-Sale-Deals. com. For The Latest Marbella Serious Investor and Quick Sale Luxury Property Deals Updated Daily: www.BobCallan.com Mob: 616 004 771 (203792) T1 WWW.INMOANDALUZ.COM. Bargain inland properties for all budgets Tel 952 491 609 / 685 514 835 (100017)

Pet Transport

THE DOG MOVER. Licensed professional transporters. Two handlers, so dogs never alone. 680 781 699 / 0044 (0) 7875 947230. www.movey ourdog.com (89749)

BENALMADENA Arroyo 1 bed apt Corinto. Refurbished, pool, garden, great rental location €69.000. 1 bed Piscis, sunny spectacular views, spacious rooms, parking €79.000.

630 817 715 or 0044 1214 777 898 (204158)

ACCOMPANY your pets to their new home. Fully licensed pet transport service. Denise www.petchauffeur.eu 952 197 187 / 696 233 848 info@ petchauffeur.eu (101721

PROTECTAPET. Spain’s leading pet insurance. 965 756 371 www.info@pro tectapet.eu (95962)

NEED an administrative or computer job done, but don’t have the time or staff? Computer literate women, Dutch and English, can help. Content management, data entry, mailings, typing jobs etc. Call Eva on 632 993 039 (204012)

Pools

PUERTO BANUS - Price reduced. Private sale. Four bedroomed townhouse, Condes de Iza. 0044 (0)7801 427 884 (200913) ALHAURIN - For sale, park home, two beds, 22,500€ 634 359 716 simmoc1941@ya hoo.co.uk (204814)

PET TRANSPORTATION by air. Complete service from professional licensed kennels.

630 197 435 www.cat-anddog-world.com (97995)

Pet Insurance

PET-COURIERS.COM – If you love your pet try us first – we are the best. Door to door service throughout Europe.

Specialised vehicles – bespoke service. Full legal service including documentation if required. For further information call or e-mail us: Tel: (0034) 651 033 670 or (0034) 637 066 227. Email: info@ pet-couriers.com or www. pet-couriers.com (95495)

Property for Sale

GREAT OPPORTUNITY. TORREBLANCA. Ideal detached villa offering two self contained separate levels - main upper level 3 beds/1 bath - lower level 1 bed/1 bath, ideal for rental or elderly person/teenager/guests, large plot, private swimming pool and spacious garage, quiet residential area. Original asking price €299,500 - no agents fees, now €230,000. Viewing recommended - 647 647 629 MARBELLA centre, first line beach, 3 beds, 3 baths, suitable for cash buyer. Price €250,000.

671 244 683 (95518) SANTA CLARA GOLF south facing, sea views, 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, intermediaries and estate agents abstain €475.000 librosyso bres@hotmail.com Tel: 630 313 814 (203858)

CLASSIFIEDS

108 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com WWW.INMOANDALUZ.COM. Inland property rentals, long or short term, holidays 952 491 609 / 685 514 835 MONTEMAR, one bedroom apartment to let, all day sun, pool/gardens, any let 300€ pcm. 605 206 394 TRAVEL Agency in La Cala can offer excellent excursion rates/holidays. We also offer long and short term rentals. More listings welcome. 952 587 090 MARBELLA centre, rooms to let 671 244 683 (95518) Nr La Duqesa Port - 2 bed, 2 bath apartment, UK TV, garage, communal pool. 5 mins walk to beach €400 per month.

HaciendaGuadalupe - 3 bed, 2 bath apartment overlooking country. Communal pool, UK TV, underground parking €500 per month Tel: 678 307 622 (204045) www.costarents.com over 900 properties for long term rent 671 093 925 (204353) MARBELLA BANUS 2 bed, 2 bath, big elegant, fully equipped, gardens, pool, parking, 750€. Tel: 637 439 222. bravoelezovic@ gmail.com (204869) LOVELY country house in Coin. Front covered porch area with bbq, living room with open fire, American kitchen, 3 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The finca is fully fenced, entrance gates, parking area, 8x4 swimming pooland is 6km from Coin.

Built: 85m2. Land 500m2 Price: 550€. TLF: 656 917 342 (REF AQ_F-789) (204315)

COUNTRY house in Alhaurin el Grande. Front covered porch area, living room with fireplace, 2 bedrooms and bathroom. Outside is a bbq area, swimming pool and gardens with lovely views. Built 70m2.

Land: 3,000m2. Price 500€.

TLF: 656 917 342 (REF AQ_F743) (204315) ROOM TO LET - Double room, separate kitchen and shower, within Finca, Alora. €300 pm inc. Tel: 628 421 289 NUEVA ANDALUCIA. 1 bedroom garden apartment.

Close to all amenities. Suit quiet person. Sky TV + elec inc. 450€ per month. Call 636 088 171 (202715) LONG TERM rental, super prices, no commission, apartments, townhouses, villas, fincas. Coast and inland. Tlf. 679 111 522 (200866) CARIHUELA, Castillo Santa Clara. Top floor apartment, panoramic sea views, spacious 1 bedroom apartment, lounge, nice sunny terrace, furnished, swimming pool, 24h reception, 600€ long term, ref. 10054, www.in mouniversal.com; 952 381 280 (204491) ALHAURIN EL GRANDE 2 bed, country house, terrace, lawn, pool, excellent location, 600€ month. FabFincas 692 151 931 ALHAURIN EL GRANDE 4 bed, 2 bath, pool, terrace, parking, 500€ month. FabFincas 692 151 931 (203834) TOWNHOUSE Playa Golf, Torrequebrada, 2 bed, 2 bath, private garden, furnished, fantastic mountain & sea views, very clean, €650pm.

634 123 652 (203856)

Costa del Sol MARBELLA APARTMENT Rentals from 700 per month to 1500 per month. 1/2/3 bedrooms. Exclusive addresses. Telephone 622 571 040 www.kingscastlemarbella.com kingscastlemarbella@gmail. com (200817)

Property Wanted SEEKING house or ground floor apartment to rent in Fuengirola/Los Boliches area. Minimum 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom and modern kitchen. Ideally with terrace or garden patio. I have 2 calm old Great Danes, so must be OK with dogs. Maximum rent without utilities €450 or €700 if utilities included. Phone 722 207 386 (202744)

Pumps WATERWELLS waterwell drilling, well pumps, irrigation, pump tests, pressure pumps. Waterwells. org/Sondein SL. Established on the coast since 1995. Web page www. wellsinspain.com. Enquiries info@wellsin spain.com 629 978 801 (Fax) 952 793 250

Removal/Storage

NATIONAL / INTERNATIONAL R E M O V A L S Local and International. Full and part loads taken please call 952 8 1 6 5 8 2 w w w. fo c u s - t ra n s port.com (86002) FLORIDA SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es USA SPECIALIST Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (203120) DUBAI SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (203120) SOUTH-AMERICA SPECIALIST. Combitrans Movers. 952 775 300 www.combitrans.es (203120) WWW.SPAINUKSPAIN.COM . Ve h i c l e l e av i n g S p a i n o n 9th / 19th / 28th of each month, returning 10th / 20th / 29th of each month. Prices from £90 per cubic metre.

Cars £525, bikes £325, jetskis/boats from £525, dogs £395, cats £295. All animals travel with us in air conditioned people carriers. 952 596 213 / 665 150 227 (204441) MOVING BACK TO UK? Removal vehicle departing weekly throughout 2012. Excellent, professional service & great ra t e s .

Ring (0034) 665 089 244 or (0044)01543 467 777 & see w w w. e l i t e - e u r o p e a n . c o m (93139) 15 CUBIC metre van returning to the UK 11th January, space available Tel. 639 928 090

Removals & Storage

MULTIMOVERS CDS, local, international and overseas removals and storage. 952 423 128 or visit www.multi movers.com (93474) INTERNATIONAL and European Removals. Expert removals worldwide. www.universalremovals.c om Tel: 951 247 834 (200810) MOVING MATTERS SL – removals and storage. Local or to and from the UK/Ireland/Portugal and across Europe. Over 16 years experience. For free quotation Tel 951 311 118. www.mov ingmatters.eu (202620)

MAN AND VAN VAN AND MAN. Removals, clearances. Experienced and 100% reliable. €20 per hr.

Paul 622 793 989 (97996) MANVAN REMOVALS €20 / hour, 3 vans available. House clearances. Storage from €10 / week. Tel David 696 810 618 (89629) EUROPE / UK fortnightly, full or part load service. David 696 810 618 (89629) MAN & VAN Removals and transport, all areas covered 100% reliable 952 816 582 (100423) THE VAN MAN. Cheap and cheerful. €20 per hour. 677 251 025 (200775)

STORAGE R E M O V A L B O X E S Large, med, wardrobe, bubble wrap, tape, collect or delivered. Local and international removals also undertaken.

952 239 110 / 632 702 306

Roller Shutters ACE OF SHADES - Vertical, Venetian, Roman, Roller, Wooden blinds, various colours available, also black-out blinds. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / aceofshadeslacala@hot mail.com (101730) ROLLER shutter repairs. 7 days a week. Conversion from manual to motorised, new installations. All areas covered.

Coast and inland. 655 825 931 (202722)

Scrap Metal S C R A P M E TA L WA N T E D. HMS 1&2, Copper Wiring, Brass, Stainless Steel, Cars, Trucks, Tractors, Batteries, Plastic & Cardboard. Tel. 603 128 012 (200922)

CARPENTRY CARPENTER cabinet maker, Irish. Available for all types of property maintenance, plumbing, painting, electrical, kitchens and bathrooms renovated etc. 30 years experience. Very reliable.

Tel: 952 441 955 / 677 087 575 (101611)

FURNITURE FRENCH POLISHING REPAIRS, restoration etc. restore your valuable furniture to its former glory. Tel 647 579 519 / 952 119 190 (86046)

www.euroweeklynews.com

CLASSIFIEDS

20 - 26 December 2012

EWN

Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

COIN WINDOWS Aluminium windows, Doors, PVC Blinds, Mosquito screens, Canopies, Glass Factory, shower screens etc. All at village prices. Spanish owned business. English 646 066 351 (204248)

Sewing ALL STYLES Curtains, upholstery, soft furnishings and bean bags made to measure.

Sensible prices. Also repairs / alterations. All areas. Call 672 800 887 or email judein spain@hotmail.com (200779)

Signs & Designs SIGNS, Vehicle Decals, Logos, Flyers, A-Boards, Digital Art, Banners. 670 583 779 (200926)

Situations Vacant

FEMALE Filipino or Ukrainian wanted for live-in housekeeping position (cooking and childcare) in Marbella. Please email CV to noelia@ sprintmedia.com or call 952 814 087 or fax 952 818 545 (202673)

Situations Wanted RELIABLE BILINGUAL COUPLE SEEKING HOUSE SITTING / MAINTENANCE POSITION. OWN TRANSPORT ALL AREAS. 644 167 561 (86212) T1

CURTAINS, blinds, cushions and much more. Free estimates and home visits. Tel 657 369 343 or rosan nacarmella@hotmail.com

Solar SOLAR BEST DEAL IN SPAIN www.gosolarinspain.com

Swimming Pools

CARERS REQUIRED! Join our team of carers who work in the UK. Earn from 868GBP - 1330GBP for 2 weeks. Good written/spoken English/British or EU Passport required. Contact Sandra on 658 965 204 or email s.field@consultus care.com (99161)

Tuition

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN’S suits to measure. Be measured in the comfort of your own home or office by a qualified English tailor. Linen suits a speciality. Phone 634 3 7 8 0 8 5 fo r t h e t ra v e l l i n g tailor to call. (204860)

LEARN SPANISH. Speak Spanish from 1st lesson. 1 to 1 or group lessons. Children and adults. Friendly teacher. Learn properly, gain confidence.

GCSE & all levels. From Sotogrande to Fuengirola. Great prices 664 209 839 (202632)

Therapists

PIANO/GUITAR lessons by professional musician. Nueva Andalucia. 677 626 655

COUNSELLING, LIFE COACHING. All addictions, depression, other problems. 23 years experience. Contact 634 369 414 (204201)

MATURE female looking for cleaning/ironing and general house work/retail or bar work.

Sandra 609 292 209 (203057)

Soft Furnishings

Tailoring

POOL MAINTENANCE and repairs, friendly and reliable service. Estepona to Malaga and Inland. Special offers on re-grouts and heaters for 2011. 678 791 495 / 951 295 699 sparklenripple@hot mail.com / www.sparklenrip ple.net (86211) T3

CONSTRUCTION / MAINTENANCE AFFORDABLE POOL MAINTENANCE Professional maintenance from only €80 per month (exc. chemicals) Call Splash Pools on 952 591 053 - open 8am to 4pm (202621)

Get your free classifieds here!

952 561 245 EWN

PSYCHOLOGIST: Depression, panic attacks, hypnosis. Dr Frank Stahl Tel: 609 503 021 (204174)

Tiling TILING, plastering, plumbing, bathrooms, kitchens, reforms and hot mini pools built. 605 206 394 (200961)

Translations TRANSLATION certified and ordinary. All language combination. 952 776 803 info@transla tionsnetwork.com (93470) TRADUCCIONES SAN PEDRO Official translations, all languages. 952 789 204 / 654 6 1 3 0 9 4 s a n p e d r o t ra n s l a tions@gmail.com (203185)

Trophies

FULL TIME Administration Staff Required. Mijas town based photographic agency requires a computer literate, energetic person to help with general office administration.

Must be fluent in spoken and written English. Please email your CV to: jobs@arcan gel-images.com (203826)

LASER ENGRAVED Trophies, Prizes, quality glass engraving service, competitive prices, with 40 years experie n c e . Tr o p h i e s , m e d a l , badges from €1. THE S P O RT S S H O P F u e n g i r o l a Tel: 952 473 530 (202701)

Situations Vacant

CARPET & UPHOLSTERY PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED 20 YEARS EXPERIENCE WET OR DRY CLEAN, HONEST,RELIABLE SERVICE. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 / 952 669 701 (101382) CARPETS AND SOFAS cleaned. Reliable, fast service.

Family run. Cleansol 952 930 861 / 607 610 578. 10am 10pm 7 days, all areas Discount Code: EWN 1 CLEAN (202597)

Wanted

TV & Video MR NICE-SKY. Dish realignment. Sky Installations. From 299 euros.

Second hand equipment wanted. Tel Jim 652 023 012 (203046) T1 SKY PROBLEMS / Installers don’t turn up when they promise to?

Can’t or won’t sort out your satellite problems?

Then call Steve @ Scansat.

We supply and install full Sky Systems, Digi-boxes, Dishes, Sky cards UK/Irish. Dish relocations and TV extensions. For a fast reliable service call Steve 676 533 209 problem solved! (100436) Sky and Sky+ Digiboxes Wide selection of quality tested receivers available at very competitive prices. Ian 659 812 995 (203877) S K Y D I G I B O X E S - Free View and Sky + HD, New, Used, Refurbished Boxes with warranty from an unbeatable €30. Tel 653 061 472 UK TV. Missing channels after 7pm, channels breaking up during your favourite part of Corrie or Emmerdale? Don´t waste any more viewing time, call the experts. A quick re-alignment and a change to a high gain LNB will sort out all your frustrations. For a fast and reliable service. Robsky. Tel: 0034 617 169 792 astra2sat@hotmail.com WWW.SKYSTHELIMIT.TV FOR ALL YOUR SATELLITE NEEDS, DISH ALIGNMENTS, RELOCATIONS, CALL OUTS FROM €30.

SKY HD, TV WALL HANGING SERVICE, TV REPAIR SERVICE 952 371 699 OR 637 570 847 OR EMAIL SALES@SKYSTHELIMIT.TV (203847)

Upholstery UPHOLSTERY work for your furniture. Window decoration, interior consulting, wall covering, luxury fabrics, outdoor fabrics. Home visits in all places for free. Iris Seegert. Berlin/Marbella phone 647 764 426 www.iris-seegert.com (204846)

GRANDFATHER IN DISTRESS! Does anyone know who can repair an 8 Day Grandfather Clock? 952 516 346 (202711)

Washing Machine REPAIRS WASHING MACHINE repairs. No fix, no fee. Fast reliable service. Also sales from 70 euros. Can deliver. Joe 952 448 695 / 686 271 836 (203046)

Web Design WEBSITE design, Flash, Property Listing Software, PHP Developer, MySQL, www.netdelsol.com 671 995 005 (203096) www.bbdimension.co.uk High Quality Website Designs, Brochures, Print, Business Cards, all custom and hand made - 15 years of experience!! Order today at office@bbdimension.co.uk or call Graham on 0044 7446 951705 (202532)

Window Tinting Mobile Service. ITV Legal.

Solar Reflective tint for glass curtains, balconies, yachts.

Stop fading, heat & glare.

958 496 571 – 644 546 176 solarshadetinting@gmail.com (204325)

www.euroweeklynews.com

WINDOW

109

News direct to your inbox sign up for free newsletters

CLASSIFIEDS

110 EWN

20 - 26 December 2012

www.euroweeklynews.com

Costa del Sol MARBELLA CENTRE – the ideal place for your enjoyment in the city centre, eight young ladies for unforgettable moments.

Open 24h and prices from €50.

For reservations and information call 620 366 817

XXX Relaxation Readers of a sensitive disposition may find some of the advertisements in this section offensive.

NEAR Miraflores, Maria, sexy young Bulgarian, 25 yrs old, very pretty, sweet and loving. I am your dream doll girl and the lover you desire. 602 690 036 RIVIERA, Daniela, pretty and busty girl, very naughty, loving, spontaneous and discreet. A 100% natural breasts and bottom, Brazilian bombshell. A sweet temptation, curvy body.

Relaxing massage, the best natural French, caresses, sexy posing, golden shower. Home service. 634 193 202 (203040) MIRAFLORES, Sofia, Brazilian escort, skinny, very pretty, curvylicious. I am a pleasure machine. Relaxing massage, sexy posing and much more.

Come and taste me, we will enjoy to the fullest. 602 690 036

EROTIC MASSAGE HAPPY BUDDHA 24h Marbella: Av Ricardo Soriano 9, 650 313 001. San Pedro: Andalucia 8 Street, 646 077 504. Girls Escorts: 634 532 612 www.BudaMar bella.com (95428)

TV & Video

RIVIERA, Expert fetish dominatrix. Beginners, medium, experts.

Equipped real dungeon in luxury apartment. Sadism, foot fetish, bondage, trampling, leather, latex, spectacular golden shower.

Dates only. 634 487 517 RIVIERA, 6 beautiful girls, all-intimate pleasure, sex, orgasm guaranteed. Let yourself go with these professionals for pleasure ecstasy. Comfortable ambient with good music, totally discreet. www.butterfly girls.es 951 274 723 (203040) NEAR Elviria - Angela, beautiful and discreet blue-eyed brunette.

Come feel the pleasure in your skin. Your mind will be relaxed and your body satisfied. www.butterflygirls.es 634 193 202 NEAR Calahonda, Vicky, discreet, a sensual, erotic, mind-blowing, super-naughty girl. A hot and playful tongued nympho. Pleasure guaranteed. Perfect body, sensual eyes to give and get pleasure. Perfect escort for educated, tasteful gentlemen. 602 690 036

50 euros Fuengirola/ Mijas Costa, 10 spectacular girls, high standing, gorgeous, friendly, seductive. Striptease, all services. Luxury villa. Call outs. 24 HOURS. 952 582 150 (200974) NEAR Torrequebrada Casino, Benalmadena. Beautiful blonde, perfect body, massage & more, home & outcalls. 632 721 814 (204267) BRAZILIAN speaks English, hot naughty girl, super sexy, nice behind, discreet, apartment also hotel and home visits. You will enjoy your time with me Tel 602 101 490 (204229) Rooms for rent for private escort Marbella and Puerto Banus (near La Sala) with all accommodation, beautiful rooms, independent bathroom, Wi-fi, easy parking center location, TV, air conditioning, Call 622 177 787 (203789) HORNY Russian blonde woman!

328 very big natural breasts tall anything goes, 24HRS hotel and home visits 622 177 787 Puerto Banus discreet apt (203802) GORGEOUS Polish blonde. Tel 622 177 787 Marbella (203802) NOVEDAD! Hot Brazilian blonde, Diana. Big breasts, tall, fantastic body! All services and fantasies.

Attention to couples, speaks English. Puerto Banus. In / Out. Call 622 177 787 (203802) MARBELLA beautiful girls, sexy, playful, morbid and very pleasant, 24 hour service. Tel 622 316 969 NEW Daniela and her seductive and playful friends. All services given, 24 hour escort. Tel 626 797 251 MARBELLA Paula, do you want to live new experiences? Dare yourself! All the services, 24 hours escort. Tel 622 316 969 (203870) SAN PEDRO, new, alone, young, horny, slim, erotic massage, complete service. Very discreet. 698 373 805 (203007) NEW in Marbella, Victoria, tall, beautiful body, slim, very loving and kind, sensual massage in relax, hairy vagina!! 24/7. 602 634 794 www.sexy banus.com (204875)

LOVELY Asian, Spanish, Russian, Lithuanian, hot and horny, discreet villa, Las Chapas, near Calahonda 679 126 231 (204237)

NEW in Marbella, Ex Playboy model, beautiful body, hard tits, tight pussy, no limits, couples, lesbian action, toys, striptease “give it to me hard baby” 24/7. 691 153 143 www.sexybanus.com (204875)

BEAUTIFUL young Spanish, Polish, Asian, Thai massage, relax luxury atmosphere, San Pedro near Banus 618 448 131 (204237)

DISCREET busty, voluptuous, sexy, sensual & passionate, all services, near Banus, 40 yrs. 666 014 674 (204281)

NEW - Thai girl, 19, non-stop sex.

Greek, rimming. Fuengirola 664 194 624 (99469)

SEX SHOP now open in La Cala.

AFRODITA located on post office road behind BP. Open Mon to Fri 10am to 2pm and 5pm to 7pm, Sat 10am to 2pm (204946)

TWO Lesbian slappers, double French `yes to everything´offer.

Fuengirola 675 768 970 (99469) NEW - Blonde Venezuelan, 120cm breasts, deep throat, all services Fuengirola 658 913 924 (99469) ELVIRIA Cross dressing with man or woman. Come and play. 634 364 252 ELVIRIA Special sexy lady, come play, make your dreams come true. 634 355 751 Visits (202654) Sexy Brunette will make your day a happy one!! In/out call. 622 673 662 www. e s c o r t - d a t e . e s / marbella /carolina (99406)

SAN PEDRO, newly Andrea, Emma, young, slim, horny, nice tits, massage, erotic full service. 654 033 420 (202679) SOTOGRANDE Natalie, Lovely, Sexy, Attractive. Call me 648 704 564 (203994) SEX TOYS for the girls, 15% discount with code EW15, toys, lingerie, fetish and more. www.girlongirltoys.co.uk (200828) MATURE elegant lady. Voluptuous bust. All services. Only hotel and home visits. 687 387 680 (203996)

BIGGEST & BEST

6 editions .............................

Costa del Sol Axarquía - Málaga East Mallorca Costa de Almería Costa Blanca South Costa Blanca North

.............................

134,000 copies

.............................

500,000 readers weekly

affordable advertising that works

sales@euroweeklynews.com

114

MOTORING

EWN

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

For best rates in motor insurance call: 952 89 33 80

FLICKR, AGIRREGABIRIA

Sponsored by

PUBLIC AID: The Government has allocated car dealers a €75 million package for the Plan PIVE.

Car sales pushed by incentive Plan PIVE VEHICLE sales in Spain increased 8.4 per cent in November, including 48,155 new cars sold. This means 2,450 more than the initial estimates, according to a report by the BBVA bank’s market research department.

The Plan PIVE – the report said helped balance the negative effect of growing car prices following the VAT increase from 18 to 21 per cent in September.

Launched in October and finishing on March 31, 2013, the Plan PIVE is an incentive programme by the Spanish Government to boost car sales.

Especially addressed to individuals, not companies, those buying a new car - or a year old vehicle - will get a €2,000 discount. The car has to be either electric, hybrid, running by natural gas, or being rated grade A or B in energy efficiency; that is to say, most of the new cars, apart from perhaps high-speed sport models.

The car’s price will not exceed €25,000, before taxes.

In exchange, the buyer has to present a car at least 12 years old if privately

owned (M1 category), or 10 years old, if commercial (N1).

Although the discount agreed is €2,000, the Government grant is actually €1,000 and is given to dealers, providing they give the other €1,000. The Plan PIVE cannot be combined with other discounts.

As long as dealers are already offering higher discounts, it is then advisable for clients to firstly negotiate the price with the dealer and then ask for the €1,000 discount.

High performance and luxury in new BMW A THIRD body variant of the BMW M6 sports car has been presented. The BMW M6 Gran Coupe joins the existing Coupe and Convertible models in the line-up. Its retail price is €128,800 and the market launch will be in May 2013.

The new member of the M6 family brings together customary performance characteristics with

extra helpings of luxury and aesthetic appeal. The highrevving V8 engine with Twin Power Turbo technology and 412 kW/560 hp propels the BMW M6 Gran Coupe from 0 to 100 Kph in 4.2 seconds.

Average fuel consumption in the EU test cycle stands at 9.9 litres per 100 kilometres (28.5 mpg imp) and CO2 emissions are

232 grams per kilometre.

Taking care of power transfer is a seven-speed Double Clutch Transmission with Drivelogic.

The elegantly sporty lines of the four-door Coupe are complemented by features such as the carbon fibre-reinforced plastic (CFRP) roof.

ALL LOOKS: The visible carbon structure provides an eyecatching feature.

The greater interior space allows two rear passengers to enjoy on-board comfort, and there is also a third rear seat for use on shorter journeys.

The front of the car is dominated by its large air intakes, standard Adaptive LED Headlights and a kidney grille designed especially for this model.

Fernando Alonso takes deivery of the Lancia Thema Executive 3.0 LANCIA delivered a Thema Executive 3.0 V6 MultiJet II 239 HP to Ferrari racing driver Fernando Alonso. The double F-1 champion was given the keys during the traditional end-of-season event concluding the ‘Ferrari World Finals’, which took place at the Ricardo Tormo circuit in Cheste (Valencia).

The Lancia Thema is available with two V6 turbodiesel 3.0 litre MultiJet II engines with 190 and 239 HP and with the powerful 3.6 V6 Pentastar 286 HP with 8-speed automatic transmission.

Prices start from €54,300.

The new ‘global’ flagship is distinguished by some exclusive features, including the two-tone leather seats, the heated leather steering wheel, the dashboard upholstered in Poltrona Frau leather with high-quality real wood inserts on the console and door panels.

The dashboard boasts chrome details and is illuminated in Zafiro Blue combined with the LED passenger compartment lighting – it includes UConnect Touch, the telematic system with 8.4-inch touch-screen.

GREETINGS: Alonso (left) and Javier Marijuan, Lancia Country Manager in Spain, with the Thema Executive.

116

MOTORING

EWN

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

Middle-class qualities in new compact THE new Octavia is Skoda’s bid for the compact segment. The Octavia’s third generation confirms the car’s position in it’s vehicle category, based on its characteristic features: space offering, new design, high funct-

ionality, safety and comfort systems and low fuel consumption.

The brand also provides a wide range of ‘Simply Clever’ solutions and their typical price-value ratio, starting from €19,700.

Compared to its

predecessor, the Octavia has grown significantly in length and width. The new model is 90 mm longer and 45 mm wider than the secondgeneration Octavia.

At the same time, the wheelbase has grown by 108 mm, mainly benefiting the interior and space on the rear seats.

Also remark-able is the boot volume at 590 litres.

Skoda engineers developed a host of safety systems for the new Octavia including Front Assistant / emergency braking function (available on May 2013), Lane Assistant (which keeps the Octavia on track), multi-collisionbraking/automatic brake actuation in an accident, etc.

In the area of passive safety, up to nine airbags interacting with three

EFFICIENT: Engines achieve 89 g/km CO2 rates at its best.

- point safety belts, shield occupants from injury.

Knee airbags - standard in EU countries - and rear side airbags are available for the first time in a Skoda Octavia.

The GreenLine version of the new Octavia (1.6 TDI/81 kW) achieves CO2 emissions of 89 g/km and consumes 3.4 litres of diesel per 100 km. Except for the entry-level petrol and diesel option, all engines now are available in a Green-tech

version with a startstop system and recuperation. The line-up runs all the way to the top option, the 1.8 TSI with 132 kW. Modern manual and automatic DSG transmissions are available, with all-wheel-drive versions in the works.

“The Skoda Octavia is the heart of the brand,” Skoda CEO Winfried Vahland said.

“It embodies the good Skoda

genes in the best sense of the word: lots of room, quality, precise workmanship, modern, mature technology, timeless design, etc.

Our customers’ expectations have grown. Our aim was to make this car even better for its third generation.

This is reflected in the values of the new Octavia. It is a class of its own.”

AGILE: The new Audi comes standard with high-gloss, 20inch, forged wheels.

New Audi for those looking for high performance THE new Audi RS 6 Avant, the brand says, is a high-performance sports car for everyday use. The sprint from 0 to 100 Kph takes 3.9 seconds, and top speed is 305 Kph. Audi reported the RS 6 Avant is lighter and more efficient than the previous model, and performance has been improved. Available to order

early in 2013, the base price is €95,000.

The RS-specific engine management and unthrottled intake system also contribute to the eight-cylinder engine’s spontaneous response. The 4.0 TFSI develops 412 kW, but is content with an average fuel consumption of 9.8 litres per 100 km.

A remarkable efficiency technology in the new model is the cylinder on demand (COD) system. At low to intermediate loads and engine speeds, it shuts down the intake and exhaust valves of cylinders 2, 3, 5 and 8. The new RS 6 Avant is the first RS model from Audi to come standard with specifically tuned air suspension.

SPORT

20 - 26 December 2012

119

Costa del Sol

VERVERIDIS VASILIS / SHUTTERSTOCK.COM

www.euroweeklynews.com

EWN

The draw for the third round of the FA cup sees interesting ties

By Tony Matthews CHRISTMAS is coming and games are thick and fast.

As usual over the Festive season there are some cracking football matches to look forward to over the weekend.

These include Chelsea v Aston Villa, Manchester City v Reading, Swansea v Manchester United, West Ham v Everton and Wigan v Arsenal in the Premiership.

In the Championship Crystal Palace v Huddersfield, Leeds v Middlesbrough, Leicester v Cardiff and Millwall v Barnsley, plus Swindon v Tranmere and Torquay v Exeter in the Devon derby in Leagues One and Two. Then, on Boxing Day, there’s a London showdown between Arsenal and

West Ham, Manchester United take on Newcastle and Manchester City go to Sunderland.

The top two in the Championship, Cardiff and Crystal Palace meet at The City Stadium, Brighton entertain Millwall and Hull play Leicester.

ROUND-UP • Congratulations to Bradley Wiggins, the 2012 BBC Sports Personality of the Year. Jessica Ennis came second and Andy Murray third. Paralympian swimmer Josef Craig is the Young Sports Star of the Year; the Team of the Year Award went jointly to GB’s Summer and Paralympic teams; Coach of the Year was GB’s cycling-master

Did you know?

EARLIER this month, jockey Luke Morris had 12 rides in seven hours, four at Lingfield and eight at Kempton Park.

The Arctic winter which gripped Britain 50 years ago lasted for three months, affecting sport everywhere, even in Europe. More than 600 football matches in the UK were postponed, 261 in Cup competitions. In fact, the FalkirkInverness CT game was called off 29 times, the Birmingham-Bury clash suffered 14 postponements and Halifax did not play at all between December 14, 1962 and March 2, 1963.

Dave Brailsford; Usain Bolt took the overseas prize and Sebastian Coe received a Lifetime Achievement Award.

And it was great to see Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, present the trophy to Bradders.

• Last Sunday in Japan, Corinthians (Brazil) beat limp Chelsea 1-0 to lift the World Club Cup while in the UK over the weekend, Manchester United defeated Sunderland to maintain their sixpoint lead at the top of the PL. Neighbours City won by the same score at Newcastle… QPR gained their first win of the season, v Fulham… Liverpool lost at home to Aston Villa…

Norwich pipped Wigan …

Spurs edged past Swansea…

Everton’s Marouane Fellaini admitted head-butting Ryan Shawcross in the draw at Stoke… and lowly Peterborough caused a shock by beating Cardiff.

M TTERSTOCK.CO

Festive season action stations

L YAHYA / SHU AHMAD FAIZA

Usain Bolt.

THE draw for the third round of this The rest of the draw reads: season’s FA Cup has produced some Accrington Stanley/Oxford United v very interesting ties.

Sheffeld United, Aldershot Town v There are only four all-Premiership Rotherham/Notts County, Barnsley clashes: West Ham against Manchester (winners 100 years ago) v Burnley, United, Swansea, who won at the Barrow/Macclesfield Town v Cardiff Emirates recently, versus Arsenal, QPR City, Blackburn Rovers v Bristol City, take on WBA at Loftus Road, while the Southend United v Bradford holders Chelsea, who have won four City/Brentford, Charlton Athletic v of the last six finals, visit the Huddersfield, Derby County v 1976 winners Southampton.

The first Tranmere Rovers, Hull City v Elsewhere there will be a Leyton Orient, Leeds final repeat of the 1987 final United v Birmingham City, took place between Tottenham Leicester City v Burton Hotspur and Coventry Albion, Luton Town v 140 • 2011 winners Wolves, Middlesbrough v years ago. Harrogate Town/ Hastings, Manchester City welcome Gianfranco Zola’s Watford to Millwall v PNE, Nottingham the Etihad Stadium Forest v Oldham and Sheffield • Liverpool, who last lifted the Wednesday v MK Dons. trophy in 2006, take on nonLeague opposition in Mansfield The 32 ties will be played over the Town weekend of January 6/7 • Everton, who haven’t won the silver pot since 1995, FA CUP FACTS will play Cheltenham • Manchester United have appeared Town in most finals (18), in most semi-finals • Newcastle (27) and have won the trophy most United must times (11). travel 350 miles • Arsenal have played in 26 semisouth to play finals, appeared in 17 finals and have Brighton lifted the Cup on 10 occasions.

• • Tottenham Hotspur (8 wins), Aston Sunderland Villa (7), Chelsea (7), Liverpool (7), go to Bolton Blackburn Rovers (6), Newcastle (6), • Wigan Everton (5), Manchester City (5), The Athletic face Wanderers (5) and WBA (5) are the AFC next best ten in terms of success.

• Of the current 20 Premiership clubs, only four - Norwich City, Reading, Swansea City and Wigan Bournemouth.

Athletic - have still to reach the final.

It’s Fulham v • The first final took place 140 years Blackpool at Craven ago, in 1872, when The Wanderers Cottage beat the Royal Engineers 1-0 with a • Aston Villa, who last goal by Morten Betts. won the trophy 55 years • In the 100th final, played at ago, have drawn Ipswich Wembley in 1981, Tottenham and Town, winners in 1978 Manchester City drew 1-1 before Spurs • Reading have a went on to win the replay 3-2 with a banana-skin tie at fabulous Ricky Villa goal.

Crawley Town • So far, of the 131 finals played, • Stoke City go to there have been 14 replays, the last in Crystal Palace 1993 when Arsenal beat Sheffield • And there’s an Wednesday. intriguing clash • The first penalty shoot-out to between Peterborough decide the winners came in 2005 when United and Norwich Arsenal edged out Manchester United City at London Road.

5-4 after a 0-0 draw.

• Fourteen different venues have ASHLEY COLE: Holds the record for staged the Cup final, five in London, including the old and new Wembley. holding the most winner’s medals.

120 EWN

SPORT

20 - 26 December 2012 Costa del Sol

www.euroweeklynews.com

UK-Spain UK Removals S.L. Weekly service to the UK and back Moving from Spain to the UK? Ring us for a free quotation, we will be only too pleased to assist you!

952 239 110 632 702 306 +44 084 586 92 536 email: info@uk-spain-uk.com

Malaga stay 4th but Real Madrid loom MALAGA go into Saturday’s game against Real Madrid (kick-off 8pm) at La Rosaleda with a grip on fourth spot in La Liga following a 2-0 win in the Andalucian derby at Sevilla.

However, it was the hosts that started the brighter and they should have been in front as early as the third minute, Spanish international striker Alvaro Negredo rounding Willy Caballero before seeing his shot hit a post and bounce back straight into the arms of the Malaga goalkeeper.

Negredo then forced Caballero into a decent save on 14 minutes, while Jesus Navas’s follow-up attempt was deflected for a corner.

BBVA LEAGUE - 1ª Division

By EWN Malaga CF Reporter Dave Redshaw Dave is the author of ‘Malaga Football Club – The Story’ available from Amazon.

In truth, the visitors did not look like finding the net and were lucky to be on level terms at the break, having failed to muster a single effort on goal in the opening 45 minutes.

Nonetheless, Manuel Pellegrini’s men made amends three minutes into the second half when Joaquin Sanchez’s corner Champions League

Europa League

Relegation

PT

P

W

D

L

GF

GA

Barcelona

46

16

15

1

0

54

18

Atlético

37

16

12

1

3

36

17

Real Madrid

33

16

10

3

3

39

14

Málaga

28

16

8

4

4

25

10

Betis

28

16

9

1

6

25

26

Levante

27

16

8

3

5

21

21

Getafe

24

16

7

3

6

19

21

Valladolid

22

16

6

4

6

22

18

R. Sociedad

22

16

6

4

6

22

19

Rayo

22

16

7

1

8

19

32

Valencia

21

16

6

3

7

19

24

Athletic

21

16

6

3

7

21

32

Sevilla

19

16

5

4

7

21

24

Real Zaragoza

19

16

6

1

9

18

24

Celta

15

16

4

3

9

16

21

Osasuna

14

16

3

5

8

13

17

Granada

13

16

3

4

9

11

24

Mallorca

13

16

3

4

9

14

28

Espanyol

12

16

2

6

8

17

26

Deportivo

12

16

2

6

8

21

37

Position as of Tuesday Noon.

GOAL! Demichelis scores Malaga’s first in a 2-0 win. found Martin Demichelis at the back post, the Argentine defender’s looping header sailing into the roof of the net to put the visitors ahead.

Sevilla’s misery was complete on 70 minutes when the referee showed Fazio a straight red card for a professional foul as Joaquin bore down on goal, with Eliseu sending Diego Lopez the wrong way from the resultant spot-kick to double the advantage.

The home side pushed forward in an attempt to get back into the game, but Malaga held on comfortably for the third away win of the season.

Boss Pellegrini was naturally delighted with the result and emphasised that winning at the Sanchez Pizjuan was ‘worth double’ against a team he considers a direct rival for Champions League places.

“A win at Sevilla is worth double and it also maintains our good form. They let us off early on but in the second half we took control, created chances and won the game. We have had a demanding fixture list lately but have been in the top six for all but two weeks of the season,” said the Chilean.

FED UP WITH PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR MOBILE?

☎

902 88 90 70